Tower Gang - Ep 211 -The Big Beep Theory

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00:00:27.380 Hashtag make a play.

00:00:30.000 That one is going to be.

00:00:30.500 That one is going to be.

00:00:35.600 No one told you that was going to be this way.

00:00:40.820 Your job's a joke to throw.

00:00:42.880 Your love loves to your way.

00:00:45.860 It's like you're always up in second gear.

00:00:50.160 And it hasn't been your day, week, month, month, month, month, month, month.

00:00:55.360 I'll be there for you.

00:00:58.500 I'll be there for you.

00:01:04.100 I'll be there for you.

00:01:09.320 So there for you.

00:01:13.480 It's public and website, mom's locker. 0.99

00:01:16.440 As much as dumb stuff as black people do and as often as they go to prison, where do they keep coming from? 1.00

00:01:22.940 They are basically farm equipment. 1.00

00:01:24.600 That's crazy.

00:01:26.960 If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go. 0.99

00:01:29.500 Put some beans in a dildo. 1.00

00:01:31.320 Fuck the dildo. 1.00

00:01:32.280 And then sell the beans. 1.00

00:01:35.040 Let's go straight up to Israel. 1.00

00:01:36.180 I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass. 1.00

00:01:49.980 I've just only said the truth. 1.00

00:01:51.460 The next cock up is a very nice cock. 0.99

00:01:57.060 Because it would hurt. 0.99

00:01:58.220 I wouldn't be able to take it.

00:02:02.060 It's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:02:03.960 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:02:04.780 It really is crazy how likable Nazis are when you put that track to it, isn't it? 1.00

00:02:13.120 And fucking how banging Ava Braun is. 1.00

00:02:15.820 How about that? 0.99

00:02:16.960 She was actually banging. 1.00

00:02:18.320 I just realized that my quote in the intro there is like David's fate. 1.00

00:02:24.040 Where I go, I talk a lot of shit about black people and one day it's going to come to bite me in the ass. 1.00

00:02:27.980 When I was watching the intro, I was like, do I open with talking about how the Friends soundtrack makes Nazis seem cool as fuck? 1.00

00:02:34.780 Or do I talk about how David is living Top's life right now? 0.77

00:02:37.860 For those that don't know, Dave, Davey Boy, not the Smith, the Raven kind.

00:02:47.240 The Raven.

00:02:48.480 He trolled the Jose replacement, basically.

00:02:51.780 Yeah, the guy who sits in the middle, Top.

00:02:55.000 Davey Boy.

00:02:56.080 Davey Boy.

00:02:56.360 He tweeted out a story about his, I don't know, five-year-old son being bullied in preschool, elementary school, whatever.

00:03:03.400 Whatever, dude.

00:03:03.880 It doesn't matter.

00:03:04.440 Details don't matter.

00:03:05.260 It's even worse because, yeah, older as a kid should be bullied.

00:03:08.540 What he said was that he was getting bullied and all of the kids.

00:03:13.040 Go ahead.

00:03:13.700 All right.

00:03:14.060 17.7 million views. 1.00

00:03:16.800 Holy shit. 0.99

00:03:18.400 All right. 0.99

00:03:18.600 He says, my son was telling me how he only has two friends at school.

00:03:23.100 He said, mostly everyone else makes fun of him.

00:03:24.880 I asked him to tell me about the kids who make fun of him.

00:03:27.720 Like, are they boys or girls?

00:03:29.380 What are their names?

00:03:30.340 Jamal, Dayquil, et cetera. 0.57

00:03:32.000 Every single one was black. 0.97

00:03:34.460 He's nine. 1.00

00:03:36.120 And this tweet launches into the fucking stratosphere, dude. 0.99

00:03:40.280 Unbelievable. 1.00

00:03:40.680 You guys just make up shit about family members. 0.99

00:03:43.100 This is what I was showing before, dude. 0.99

00:03:45.680 It got Dayquil, Dayquil to trend.

00:03:48.000 Dayquil trend.

00:03:48.460 Number 26.

00:03:50.040 And I was asking in the pre-show, by the way, subscribe and get to the pre-show.

00:03:54.080 Do you think the actual producers of Dayquil were happy about this?

00:03:58.220 No.

00:03:58.420 Seeing that.

00:03:59.220 Yes.

00:03:59.600 And they go.

00:04:00.160 Did they see a bump?

00:04:01.300 Sir, we're trending on Twitter. 0.98

00:04:03.300 We'll say nigger a few times. 1.00

00:04:04.860 Just get some more. 0.98

00:04:06.320 We're in a race war. 0.98

00:04:07.560 I feel like usually when black people get Dayquil trending, it's because they're sipping on 1.00

00:04:13.840 Sizzurp.

00:04:14.340 This is the first time it happened for a different reason.

00:04:16.780 Can we make Dayquil like a symbol of white supremacy?

00:04:19.640 Like, everybody just have a bottle of Dayquil in the back?

00:04:22.840 Yeah.

00:04:23.220 Well, because it actually makes sense because the black people want to do NyQuil because 1.00

00:04:27.140 they're lazy and just want to sleep. 0.89

00:04:28.580 The white people are going to be at Dayquil because we're actually up during the day. 0.98

00:04:31.480 We feel bad, but we're still going to go to work.

00:04:33.220 We're not going to stop working.

00:04:34.560 It's a white, you know. 0.80

00:04:35.220 Yeah, do you think black people even know that Dayquil exists? 1.00

00:04:38.140 No, they probably don't. 0.94

00:04:39.360 They're not Quil and they're nothing else.

00:04:42.900 What else do we get?

00:04:43.640 We got the purple drink.

00:04:44.320 We got the orange drink. 1.00

00:04:45.300 I don't fuck with the orange drink. 0.99

00:04:46.100 They're like, wait, wait, wait. 1.00

00:04:47.280 When I feel sick, I need to stay awake. 1.00

00:04:49.180 What the fuck I be doing that for? 0.99

00:04:50.800 I go to sleep. 1.00

00:04:53.240 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:04:54.560 So I'm sick and you want me to go to work?

00:04:57.840 Oh, boy.

00:04:58.600 You tell me.

00:04:58.940 I don't even do that when I'm healthy. 0.99

00:05:00.160 Get the fuck up out of here. 0.93

00:05:01.060 You tell me I can drink this delicious grape syrup flavor and then drown out that beep 0.99

00:05:06.560 that I keep hearing?

00:05:07.500 It goes away.

00:05:08.660 The beep goes away when I take this drink.

00:05:10.440 Let me tell you something, man.

00:05:11.540 David was supposed to be on the show for like 30 minutes to walk through this and we were

00:05:15.620 going to do, I think we were.

00:05:17.640 Negger Fights. 1.00

00:05:18.460 We can still do that.

00:05:18.880 Yeah, I know.

00:05:19.880 Dayquil, make that seal it.

00:05:21.260 Negger Fights!

00:05:23.060 Was that good?

00:05:26.020 That felt good.

00:05:27.140 One take, baby.

00:05:28.160 One take. 0.99

00:05:29.860 It's so annoying to fucking hear. 0.99

00:05:32.360 Imagine if they found that, too. 0.99

00:05:34.160 I mean, he's already been doxxed and his kid's getting beat up in school now by Dayquil.

00:05:37.960 They sent the police to his kid's school.

00:05:40.420 This is like, this is very serious.

00:05:41.800 It's not the police.

00:05:42.980 It's the sheriff. 1.00

00:05:44.860 Hey, fuck you, nigger. 1.00

00:05:46.460 Get off my fucking stream. 1.00

00:05:51.580 That's a different date. 1.00

00:05:52.600 Different date.

00:05:54.460 That's Davey, boy. 0.99

00:05:55.780 Damn it. 0.99

00:05:56.120 Why can't we get Dave doxxed? 0.99

00:05:57.860 They sent the sheriff to his kid's school.

00:06:00.160 Oh, I thought it was just CPS.

00:06:02.000 No, so he gets there and they go, we need the father of this kid into the school to pick

00:06:08.760 him up.

00:06:09.220 You can say his name.

00:06:09.840 He's already doxxed.

00:06:10.440 It's fine.

00:06:10.740 No, this is what they're saying.

00:06:11.860 We need to speak to the father.

00:06:12.320 David Lee Corbo?

00:06:14.820 David Lee Corbo lives at 69, 69. 1.00

00:06:18.840 Fuck your grandma, Lane. 1.00

00:06:20.020 Listen. 1.00

00:06:20.920 No, they asked for the father specifically.

00:06:23.380 They didn't say, oh, we need a parent to pick him up.

00:06:25.680 We need a father.

00:06:27.120 We need the man right now. 1.00

00:06:28.300 They told him, we saw the shit on Twitter. 1.00

00:06:30.460 We saw what happened on Twitter. 1.00

00:06:31.700 But they think for some reason he has a drinking problem.

00:06:34.640 I don't know. 1.00

00:06:35.180 It was crazy shit. 1.00

00:06:36.960 I believe that. 1.00

00:06:37.300 Come on, just tell me you Roseanne-ed out and we'll just call it a wash. 0.68

00:06:41.980 Sir, how much Dayquil had you had before you pulled this tweet?

00:06:44.720 Yeah. 0.99

00:06:47.120 He's sipping on Dayquil fucking tweeting, day tweeting. 0.99

00:06:50.040 So they inspect his son. 0.99

00:06:51.820 They realize that there's no bruises.

00:06:53.780 Then they visit his house.

00:06:55.580 He says, they visit his house.

00:06:57.580 Look at his kid's room.

00:06:59.940 Look inside the fridge.

00:07:00.760 Wait, wait, wait. 0.99

00:07:00.780 If there's no abuse that's evident on the child, what the fuck? 1.00

00:07:04.180 Do they think there's going to be a torture chamber in the house? 0.99

00:07:06.180 I don't understand.

00:07:07.100 I think if you ever, if any type of threat, if you call in and just say, hey, I think this

00:07:12.060 child's being abused, I think they have to go do a house visit.

00:07:15.480 Sir, is your wife- 1.00

00:07:16.360 I do wonder to what extent you can tell them to fucking suck a dick. 1.00

00:07:20.120 I mean, we do have Tyler Yankee, our fucking lawyer, producer extraordinaire, who would 1.00

00:07:25.280 know the news. 0.99

00:07:25.440 I mean, this is Florida law.

00:07:27.040 This is different.

00:07:27.660 He's from Cali, so.

00:07:28.620 Yeah.

00:07:28.880 Oh, maybe.

00:07:29.620 It's California.

00:07:30.320 They can straight up come in there and just take your kid away for not training him.

00:07:33.260 No, you don't have to let him in.

00:07:34.240 Say, come back when I have my attorneys here. 1.00

00:07:36.180 So you can tell them, eat a fat fucking cock, get the fuck out of here? 1.00

00:07:39.620 Yeah, and then they'll fuck you. 1.00

00:07:40.540 So there's that. 1.00

00:07:42.920 Then they'll be upset and they'll try and fucking throw your wife. 1.00

00:07:45.800 If they come back with a warrant, they come back like an hour later, like, here's the 0.99

00:07:49.180 warrant. 0.97

00:07:50.140 Kids are the only black people that don't. 1.00

00:07:50.740 They go in there and beat the shit out of your kid and be like, look what you just did. 1.00

00:07:53.440 Hey, Toad, your mic is too low. 0.99

00:07:54.860 That's why you're getting stepped on, just so you know.

00:07:56.600 It's too low?

00:07:57.520 Yeah.

00:07:57.840 It's too low, and also, we don't value your opinion. 0.99

00:08:00.420 God damn it. 0.98

00:08:00.780 I mean, you'll get stepped on anyways, but it just makes it easier when you're quiet. 1.00

00:08:04.260 Yeah.

00:08:04.660 Yes, there's a kid named Dayquil.

00:08:06.500 Obviously, there's a kid named Dayquil.

00:08:07.680 We don't get the effect of you getting stepped on if you're quiet.

00:08:11.360 Yeah, we need you to be loud so that then we can shout over you.

00:08:13.900 I'm pretty loud in my own monitor here, so I don't know.

00:08:17.420 Maybe you're having a stroke.

00:08:18.140 That really isn't relevant at all, actually.

00:08:20.680 Do you think it's a... 0.99

00:08:21.560 Are you fucking with me? 1.00

00:08:22.880 No. 1.00

00:08:24.020 Jesus.

00:08:25.140 No, you sound good now.

00:08:26.280 Do you think it's cooler?

00:08:27.260 Do you think David getting doxxed and basically getting swatted is cooler than Tim Pool's swatted

00:08:32.920 that kept happening over and over again?

00:08:35.220 Yeah, I think it's way cooler. 0.96

00:08:36.420 Because it's happening from black people. 1.00

00:08:38.020 Like, Tim Pool was Antifa. 0.98

00:08:39.340 That wasn't as exciting. 0.98

00:08:40.400 Oh, it was gay people. 1.00

00:08:41.620 It was faggots. 1.00

00:08:42.020 It was gay people. 1.00

00:08:42.780 Gay commies, yeah. 1.00

00:08:44.540 Black people are way scarier than Antifa. 1.00

00:08:47.580 Those are the people I fear online. 1.00

00:08:49.260 Gay faggots and black people. 1.00

00:08:51.060 Those are the only people because I'm like, they're going to do some dumb shit. 1.00

00:08:53.180 You're just fear Canadians. 1.00

00:08:54.260 I'm telling you, dude. 1.00

00:08:55.780 Those fuckers will fuck you up, man. 1.00

00:08:57.760 Dude, the trannies are trying to cancel Josie this week. 1.00

00:08:59.840 Because she quote tweeted Putin, who had like basically, I don't know, banned gay clothes 0.99

00:09:05.960 or some shit like that. 0.98

00:09:07.060 And she's like, based, question mark? 0.99

00:09:08.700 It was clearly a joke.

00:09:10.040 They are trying to ruin her life. 0.99

00:09:12.340 The Chinese? 1.00

00:09:13.740 No, the trannies. 1.00

00:09:15.040 Oh, I thought you said trannies. 1.00

00:09:16.080 I was like, what the fuck does China have to do? 1.00

00:09:17.980 Because she praised a foreign dictator for getting rid of gay clothes in an obviously joking fashion? 0.99

00:09:24.060 Honestly, if you want to brag, because Cole was like, he has like this inferiority complex

00:09:29.220 with David, I guess, is he's like, man, David, like my doxing like was way better than David's

00:09:34.020 anyway.

00:09:34.920 He was dead serious.

00:09:36.340 If you could get the Chinese to like dox you or for them to react, if you could tweet 1.00

00:09:42.400 such a thing.

00:09:43.380 I would love it because I want to cause an international incident.

00:09:49.680 Owen Benjamin does it on the regular.

00:09:51.840 Yeah, that's true.

00:09:53.620 You need a foreign government coming after you. 0.64

00:09:55.620 Yeah, a foreign government enough to where like the U.S. 1.00

00:09:58.100 has to be like, listen, like we got to step in to protect, like we understand he's a shithead. 1.00

00:10:02.700 Yeah, the only foreign governments are low IQ retarded people of fucking government. 1.00

00:10:06.940 So India, you can get some random African country to like declare war on your block 1.00

00:10:11.660 or some shit. 0.98

00:10:12.380 I'm talking about an advanced civilization. 1.00

00:10:15.040 Yeah, China. 0.99

00:10:15.980 China, Japan, fucking South Korea. 1.00

00:10:19.260 Let's get Germany to like declare like really mad. 1.00

00:10:22.880 That'd be really fun.

00:10:23.440 To declare really mad?

00:10:24.720 No, I was going to say declare.

00:10:26.980 What's that?

00:10:31.000 I declare mad.

00:10:34.420 Has Congress even declared mad yet?

00:10:41.120 Congress has declared slightly irritated, but they have not gone full really mad.

00:10:44.320 This is not constitutional.

00:10:44.760 This is not one of the executive branch's purview.

00:10:48.560 I personally was going to declare war and I was like, they would never, Germany would 0.97

00:10:51.960 never declare war on a film.

00:10:53.500 They would declare.

00:10:54.080 I'm sad.

00:10:55.660 Has Trump been declared White House occupant yet?

00:10:58.700 All right.

00:10:59.320 Look, I feel like we're bearing the lead anyways.

00:11:02.180 Who names their kid Dayquil?

00:11:04.780 I mean, this is unbelievable. 0.95

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00:11:20.340 Hashtag make a play.

00:11:23.240 It's true.

00:11:24.360 It's true, Larry Elder.

00:11:25.400 Did he make it up?

00:11:26.220 This is black or whack. 0.99

00:11:27.340 Is it real?

00:11:28.540 I believe it's his son's schoolmate.

00:11:33.140 I thought it was just like, well, he was just saying all these names and they were like 0.99

00:11:36.240 Dayquil and shit. 0.98

00:11:37.140 I know the answer. 0.99

00:11:38.180 You guys got to vote, though.

00:11:39.580 All right.

00:11:39.820 Doc's the eight-year-old.

00:11:42.260 Doc's Dayquil.

00:11:42.700 I know his whole name.

00:11:44.620 Dayquil Miller.

00:11:45.620 No, go ahead.

00:11:47.760 I knew his last name was Miller.

00:11:49.300 Unbelievable.

00:11:49.880 Two drinks.

00:11:52.080 Because I will say, I don't think it is the real name of the kid, but I think it could.

00:11:57.220 It is definitely a name that I could see a black person naming their kid also.

00:12:01.260 Because it's Dayquil.

00:12:02.400 Because I've seen Dayquil is not even the top ten.

00:12:05.760 It's pronounced Dayquil.

00:12:06.120 I agree. 0.92

00:12:06.920 It's not even the top ten on the craziest names I've heard for a black person. 0.87

00:12:10.160 Yeah, I'm going to say no, but you're right. 0.76

00:12:11.380 I think it's like Dayquil or something like that.

00:12:13.880 Yeah, I don't think any of them would actually name him Dayquil.

00:12:16.640 But they would be like, no, it's Dayquil.

00:12:19.120 And then a lot of people would be like, oh, Dayquil.

00:12:21.660 No, it's Dayquil.

00:12:22.760 Could it be Dayquil, D8, D8, D8, D8, D8?

00:12:24.600 I mean, I've literally seen, I've heard of them.

00:12:26.720 You'd be like, nigga, I ain't named after no cough syrup. 1.00

00:12:29.920 It's pronounced Dayquil, you fucking reject. 1.00

00:12:32.020 You think my mom's some dumb dude? 1.00

00:12:33.660 Dude, literally the worst. 1.00

00:12:35.340 My name's Dayquil Robitussin.

00:12:36.700 I think the number one for me is always going to be Abcida.

00:12:40.060 A, B, C, D, E.

00:12:41.340 That's my favorite.

00:12:42.320 Like, yeah, Abcida.

00:12:44.120 That was like literally one that was real.

00:12:48.300 Dude, if I was like, if I was a black dude in the hood and I was a drug dealer,

00:12:51.780 I would definitely be like, hustle and bustle, mean man, muscle, rub a tussle. 0.54

00:12:56.560 Yeah, I would definitely, I would like, I would take one of these names on

00:12:58.980 and just have it be my alias.

00:13:00.380 Why not? 0.98

00:13:00.600 Isn't the shit that they actually use isn't actually NyQuil though, right? 0.99

00:13:03.500 They use Dymatab, right? 1.00

00:13:05.060 Like, for scissor, it's the purple sweet shit thing. 0.99

00:13:08.380 I thought lean they did. 0.99

00:13:09.960 Oh, lean?

00:13:10.600 I thought they used Dymatab.

00:13:11.740 And you complete aside, but the complete aside here. 1.00

00:13:14.840 And lean are the same things, you fucking white people. 1.00

00:13:17.300 Complete aside here, but did any of you guys see the story about the fucking 1.00

00:13:20.120 the Chinese splinter cell police group that emerged in like Brooklyn or some shit? 0.98

00:13:25.700 Do you think we could see that story? 0.92

00:13:26.580 Yeah, that was a long time ago.

00:13:27.980 No, I saw that today, I believe, or yesterday. 1.00

00:13:30.960 It was for the fucking FPS. 0.99

00:13:31.760 There was reports on that. 0.99

00:13:32.720 It is old, but there was, 0.98

00:13:35.060 there was some shit from the FBI like yesterday that they were dropping on it. 0.96

00:13:39.360 I was like, I don't know. 0.98

00:13:40.360 I just, I thought there was a funny angle in there. 0.99

00:13:42.380 The fucking, there was, there was the, the market opened. 1.00

00:13:45.160 There was not shit happening there. 1.00

00:13:47.080 And the Chinese government stepped in. 0.99

00:13:49.120 I don't know. 0.99

00:13:49.440 I felt like it tied into some shit we were talking about. 0.96

00:13:51.520 But no, it didn't. 0.99

00:13:53.120 No.

00:13:54.380 I was waiting for you guys.

00:13:56.160 There's a lot of elements there.

00:13:57.280 I thought it was something.

00:13:57.900 I was waiting for you, somebody to grab something.

00:14:01.080 Nobody grabbed nothing.

00:14:01.900 I'm absolutely baffled.

00:14:03.640 I'm baffled.

00:14:04.160 I don't, I didn't understand the connection.

00:14:05.860 I had nothing to grab.

00:14:06.840 So my, the only thing I would grab off of that is,

00:14:09.160 is there a possibility that the Chinese police in New York could fight the Jewish police in New York 0.53

00:14:14.560 over something really retarded? 0.93

00:14:16.020 Because that would be really funny. 0.96

00:14:16.440 Wait, are there Jewish police?

00:14:17.800 Yeah.

00:14:18.100 Yes, they have their own police force.

00:14:19.620 Yeah. 1.00

00:14:19.820 They're like Jewish, like vigilante, like police squads and shit. 1.00

00:14:24.860 No, they, they, uh. 1.00

00:14:25.700 Oh, there's the answer.

00:14:26.860 He made it up.

00:14:27.140 No, he didn't.

00:14:28.300 Now he's just trying to protect the kid.

00:14:30.300 What a sellout.

00:14:32.640 There's a police officer with a gun to his head right behind him.

00:14:36.160 He'll be like, you better say his name.

00:14:37.320 I was, I was just talking to Owen Benjamin. 0.99

00:14:39.300 I was just fucking with y'all. 0.98

00:14:40.220 His name NyQuil, yo. 0.98

00:14:42.360 Owen Benjamin was saying that, like, people like a tweet.

00:14:45.380 He's got, he's getting to the psychology of why they like it.

00:14:47.820 They like it because it reflects them a little bit.

00:14:50.680 Like whenever Clint says something that reflects,

00:14:52.580 and the person looks at it and they go, oh, like me, then they like it. 0.98

00:14:56.380 They looked at his tweet and it had the DayQuil shit and it, like, they saw themselves in it. 0.99

00:15:01.580 Like he held up a mirror and they realized how absurd they are and also how violent. 0.99

00:15:05.900 But I don't think they cared about the violent part.

00:15:07.520 I think it was the DayQuil part that really aggravated them.

00:15:10.060 The DayQuil is the funniest part.

00:15:11.300 It made it funny.

00:15:12.220 I think if he, if he literally just said Daquan instead of DayQuil, I think he would have gotten a hundred likes in, like, a couple of retreats.

00:15:19.500 Yeah, DayQuil was the whole deal, yeah.

00:15:21.320 I just realized that my, my, like, favorite middle name, if I were to have it, would be Clint Robitussle Russell.

00:15:27.820 Sorry.

00:15:29.020 That's what someone said up there.

00:15:30.020 They said, they said, let's see if I can find it.

00:15:32.040 They called you Clintaurus Robitussle.

00:15:33.840 Clintaurus Robitussle.

00:15:34.400 Oh, okay.

00:15:35.040 I didn't see it.

00:15:35.800 As you know, I do not, I do not look at the chat.

00:15:38.280 DayQuil should be a sponsor of the show now.

00:15:40.260 Uh, Vicks is actually the company that makes it.

00:15:42.140 Because we made one mention of DayQuil, they should be a sponsor of the show.

00:15:45.140 Yeah, like, like, Michael Vick.

00:15:46.880 Vicks, uh, I think it is owned by Michael Vick.

00:15:49.500 Dude, Tower Gang, brought to you by Mentos and DayQuil.

00:15:52.120 Yeah. 1.00

00:15:52.480 By the way, I just want to say, fuck you, because Cole did exactly what I wanted him to do, but delayed. 1.00

00:15:57.540 There's a whole bunch of mishmash elements. 1.00

00:15:59.280 I knew you were going to grab something.

00:16:00.780 You did.

00:16:01.240 You grabbed a comedic element way later, and you had to embarrass me in the meantime.

00:16:05.300 I was letting you get out all the information first, before.

00:16:08.540 I wasn't even.

00:16:09.780 Cole's. 0.97

00:16:10.940 We decided we're not going to step on each other, and I was like, I'll let a nigga go. 1.00

00:16:14.720 Cole's mind is a pretty stupid step on me. 1.00

00:16:17.460 Cole's mind is like one of those, like, uh, it's like a retarded blender, basically, where you throw a bunch of shit in. 1.00

00:16:22.920 He's got to, like, consume it and, like, you know, churn it up in a retarded way, and then he finally spits something out. 0.99

00:16:27.060 I knew between all of those elements, something in there between Cole or Top, something was going to click.

00:16:32.220 I just think it would be funny if the Chinese, like, the Chinese, like, police in New York and the Jewish police, which there are Jewish police. 0.62

00:16:40.240 They have their own Jewish cop cars.

00:16:42.240 Yeah, I mean, they kind of do.

00:16:42.740 That's really funny.

00:16:43.400 They self-police their own little Lubevich communities. 0.69

00:16:45.900 Only in the Jewish communities, yeah.

00:16:47.060 They're in the Jewish communities.

00:16:48.140 Wait, can we do that?

00:16:49.320 Can we just have, like, white cops? 0.55

00:16:51.140 Yeah, man.

00:16:51.740 Why not?

00:16:52.340 And they were, because they had to, I think they had to sue.

00:16:56.720 There was something, there was, like, a lawsuit or something around because they wanted to use, like, police lights, and the actual police in New York were, like, you can't use police.

00:17:03.960 Like, because they have four police cars.

00:17:06.540 Yeah.

00:17:06.760 They're, like, you can't use the police lights on Saturday.

00:17:10.180 You can commit whatever crime you want in Jewish neighborhoods in New York on Saturday. 1.00

00:17:14.360 As long as they turn the police lights on on Friday.

00:17:18.300 On Shabbat.

00:17:18.720 They just let them go full of Saturday.

00:17:21.140 That way, in case they need it.

00:17:22.420 Hold on.

00:17:23.080 I have follow-up questions. 1.00

00:17:25.580 Are, do they fuck, do they arrest, like, criminals, like, do they only arrest criminals that fuck with the Jewish community? 1.00

00:17:31.720 Or do they actually investigate and lock up their fellow Jewish people? 1.00

00:17:35.080 Because this feels like a major conflict of interest to me.

00:17:38.100 Is there a whole transportation system, like a bumper car system, where it's all attached to a string?

00:17:42.480 So they're always, they're always pressing Sabbath or whatever the fuck, you know, you know, the whole, like, string thing.

00:17:48.700 I think there's something there. 0.88

00:17:50.080 Look, I'm never, I'm never intrigued by any Jewish topics.

00:17:52.520 This actually has me intrigued.

00:17:54.020 Okay, someone answer my questions.

00:17:55.780 Please. 1.00

00:17:56.020 If you want to piss up a Jewish cop, call him a pig. 0.99

00:17:58.160 I can probably answer your questions. 0.98

00:17:59.520 I lived, so I lived in Brooklyn right next to Borough Park where they did have their own police, and I ran into them a couple times.

00:18:04.540 What's your question, Clint?

00:18:06.260 They're called the Shomeran, by the way.

00:18:07.660 If you were, they have a name?

00:18:10.540 Yeah.

00:18:10.960 There's a New York.

00:18:12.480 Police Department, Shomeran Society.

00:18:14.460 They're like Neighborhood Watch, but they take it really.

00:18:15.680 They're like Neighborhood Watch, but they take it really.

00:18:17.600 He speaks so unclearly, I don't know what word he's saying.

00:18:19.520 Shomeran.

00:18:20.600 Shomeran.

00:18:21.340 S-H-A-M-R-A-N? 1.00

00:18:24.060 S-H-O-M-R-I-M. 1.00

00:18:26.600 Shomeran.

00:18:27.160 Shomeran.

00:18:27.740 Sorry, Shomeran.

00:18:28.580 See, you weren't saying it.

00:18:29.820 It's a Shomeran.

00:18:31.260 Shomeran.

00:18:32.100 All right, all right. 1.00

00:18:32.700 So do the Shomeran, if you were to be smoking weed in front of a Shomeran cop, would they fuck with you, Top, or would they be like, 1.00

00:18:42.560 Okay, they would. 0.99

00:18:43.500 Yeah.

00:18:43.960 In Seagate, they actually had police just like this.

00:18:46.560 They had Seagate police, and then they had Jewish police inside of Seagate.

00:18:49.960 This is right in, it's part of Coney Island.

00:18:52.300 It's very strange.

00:18:52.600 I'm feeling of this.

00:18:53.600 But they will.

00:18:54.160 They'll try to flex.

00:18:55.200 They'll try to flex on you.

00:18:56.280 Are they state-sanctioned?

00:18:57.880 No, it's if you believe them, they'll do it. 1.00

00:18:59.880 What the fuck? 1.00

00:18:59.980 But if you tell them to go fuck themselves, then they know that they can't do it. 1.00

00:19:03.380 Oh, so they're like security guards. 1.00

00:19:06.000 They're like security guards.

00:19:06.860 Yeah, they're like Jewish security guards. 0.98

00:19:08.380 Yeah.

00:19:08.580 They're just like a bunch of awkwardly walking, like people with tall hats, just kind of awkwardly

00:19:12.580 shuffling together.

00:19:13.700 Jesus Christ, guys.

00:19:14.880 What do you, put that away.

00:19:16.720 I'm sorry.

00:19:17.680 They're like the Jewish God, basically. 0.88

00:19:19.220 If you don't believe that they actually are a thing or actually real, then they just go

00:19:23.640 away.

00:19:23.980 Clint, do you know who that is that we just showed?

00:19:26.300 Nope.

00:19:26.740 Who?

00:19:27.260 No, who was that?

00:19:28.140 This girl.

00:19:28.900 Whoa.

00:19:29.800 Jesus. 0.99

00:19:32.180 Why are one of your titties looking at my left eye and your other titties looking at my 1.00

00:19:36.060 ear? 0.99

00:19:36.660 All right, Clint, real quick. 0.99

00:19:37.620 I mean, with them big old hefty cross-eyed motherfuckers, I'd say five. 1.00

00:19:46.020 Okay. 1.00

00:19:46.640 That's James Lindsay's daughter.

00:19:48.340 Oh, no, don't.

00:19:49.460 Wait, this is James Lindsay's daughter.

00:19:51.800 Who is I looking at?

00:19:53.660 Why would you do that to me? 0.56

00:19:55.500 I was looking at her titties, and they weren't cross-eyed.

00:19:58.480 They were looking in the right way.

00:20:00.340 I should have known I was being set up. 0.99

00:20:02.080 God damn it. 0.99

00:20:03.000 Unless you get a lazy titty fix or something. 0.99

00:20:04.780 Guys, that's pre-show paying off right there.

00:20:06.700 That is.

00:20:07.620 That's why you need to pay for the pre-show, yeah.

00:20:09.700 Oh, man.

00:20:10.700 No, I'm looking at it.

00:20:11.820 Toad sent her nudes.

00:20:13.240 I did.

00:20:14.060 Very distracting.

00:20:16.000 Yeah.

00:20:16.780 She did all the things.

00:20:17.500 Wait, how do you have nudes of James?

00:20:19.140 She didn't know he was married or anything.

00:20:21.240 I just thought he was, like, criminally single.

00:20:21.680 Because you told me they exist?

00:20:22.980 That's how I am.

00:20:23.460 I thought he was gay, honestly. 1.00

00:20:24.300 You subscribed to her shit? 1.00

00:20:25.940 No. 1.00

00:20:26.220 Here's how you have nudes of James Lindsay's daughters, guys. 0.94

00:20:29.200 You scan that QR code, and you fucking give us money to the Patreon so you can watch the 0.93

00:20:33.380 pre-chat. 0.98

00:20:33.760 I feel like that may be illegal.

00:20:35.680 I explained in the pre-chat. 0.99

00:20:36.700 I'm up in that motherfucking telegram, baby boy. 0.99

00:20:39.740 It was explained in the pre-chat. 0.99

00:20:41.820 It's not very difficult.

00:20:43.320 Apparently, James Lindsay's in an open relationship.

00:20:46.160 Let me leave that up.

00:20:46.700 A single-side open relationship.

00:20:47.700 I heard about that.

00:20:48.940 I heard about that, and I was, yeah, all right, so if it's single-sided, I mean, doesn't

00:20:53.340 that just mean that you're cheating?

00:20:55.100 Yes, but she knows about it.

00:20:56.500 Which side?

00:20:57.040 Which side? 1.00

00:20:57.160 It means you're a cuck. 0.99

00:20:58.040 Which side was what I was really confused. 0.99

00:20:59.840 No, I'm not a cuck.

00:21:00.900 I'm in a single-sided open relationship. 0.96

00:21:03.360 Yeah, he's like, I'm not a cuck. 1.00

00:21:04.800 I'm a scumbag. 1.00

00:21:06.680 Yeah. 1.00

00:21:07.740 I just fuck bitches. 1.00

00:21:08.960 If you have a guess, what side of the single-sided open relationship is James Lindsay on? 1.00

00:21:14.220 Let's just go around the horn real quick. 0.95

00:21:16.660 Oh, he's definitely a cuck chair. 0.66

00:21:18.220 He's totally. 1.00

00:21:18.840 He just refused to have sex with his wife. 1.00

00:21:22.520 He looks like he'd be sitting with me right in the cuck chair. 0.99

00:21:25.120 Believe it or not, I'm going to say it's James that's the. . .

00:21:28.700 I actually do think it's James. 0.92

00:21:30.060 He's the cuck's man.

00:21:31.080 You know, and the reason I say this is not because of his. . . 0.75

00:21:34.520 Not because of his sword. . .

00:21:36.280 As he's doing this kind of. . .

00:21:37.720 Not because of his sword-wielding skills, but rather because he doesn't have underwear on,

00:21:41.200 and I respect that.

00:21:42.440 I respect that swag.

00:21:43.960 Lainey's correct about this in certain things. 0.99

00:21:46.080 So he did tweet about checking out girls' asses at a Clinton inauguration. 0.98

00:21:50.060 Well, at Clinton, because he voted for Clinton in 2020, is what he said. 0.99

00:21:53.960 And then he said he checked out. . .

00:21:54.820 Well, there was no inauguration for. . .

00:21:56.200 I know, not inauguration.

00:21:56.940 He was at the. . .

00:21:57.860 Like the. . .

00:21:59.240 He said he voted for her, and it was at some event for the Clinton. . .

00:22:01.860 He voted for her in 2020?

00:22:03.560 No, I think it was a joke.

00:22:04.640 That tweet was a joke.

00:22:05.620 Oh, that was 16.

00:22:06.580 That was 16.

00:22:07.960 That was Biden in 2020.

00:22:09.360 I don't know.

00:22:09.780 He said he was. . .

00:22:10.240 I mean, everything was a joke.

00:22:11.620 He does have a bisexual daughter, and he is in an open relationship.

00:22:16.080 And she also did have OnlyFans until 2021. 0.87

00:22:18.760 Dude, that's. . .

00:22:19.300 I'm going to be honest with you.

00:22:20.280 That's kind of based.

00:22:21.080 Like, if you could just be married and have a happy family, and then your wife is just like, do whatever you want. 0.99

00:22:25.900 Happy is relative.

00:22:27.360 Well, I mean, it sounds as if his life isn't going so hot otherwise, but, like. . .

00:22:31.140 I'll put it this way.

00:22:32.160 The average happiness in the house is very high.

00:22:35.720 But he's just incredibly happy.

00:22:38.540 She's not happy at all.

00:22:39.520 But the average gets brought up.

00:22:41.060 Yeah.

00:22:41.640 I mean, and at the end of the day, isn't the average what matters?

00:22:44.720 That's what matters.

00:22:45.400 That's all that matters.

00:22:45.820 It's like. . .

00:22:46.040 It's like, as long as you're ecstatic, does your wife's joy matter?

00:22:49.960 Like, no.

00:22:50.880 No, it all evens out.

00:22:52.660 Go ahead.

00:22:53.460 What is their joy matter?

00:22:54.640 Go ahead.

00:22:55.660 Take a look at. . .

00:22:56.200 Take a look at the picture so we could rate James Lindsay's. . .

00:22:59.420 I'll put it back in because Clint wasn't here, so I'll put it back in there.

00:23:02.760 Okay.

00:23:03.360 Yeah. 0.99

00:23:03.540 Dude, I fucking rated James Lindsay's daughter. 1.00

00:23:05.360 I hate you guys. 1.00

00:23:06.540 Yeah, no. 1.00

00:23:06.880 You're about to see her naked. 1.00

00:23:07.820 We sent it in the check.

00:23:08.400 I should have known. 0.99

00:23:09.200 I fucking should have known. 0.99

00:23:11.000 Here's a question for you, Clint. 1.00

00:23:12.100 I like her titties, though. 0.96

00:23:13.020 Now knowing that it's James Lindsay's daughter. . . 0.98

00:23:16.060 See that link in the private chat?

00:23:17.580 You have the choice to click it or not.

00:23:19.300 Are you going to click it?

00:23:20.580 Nope.

00:23:21.240 She's an eight, by the way.

00:23:22.380 I totally. . .

00:23:23.380 I thought she was a five. 1.00

00:23:25.040 You're going eight now that you looked at the nudes?

00:23:27.400 Whoa.

00:23:28.340 It's like a six.

00:23:29.840 Maybe seven.

00:23:30.700 It's all right.

00:23:32.640 Yeah, I don't know.

00:23:33.760 She looks like swollen a little bit. 1.00

00:23:35.880 Looks like. . . .

00:23:36.620 Looks swollen.

00:23:37.340 It's weird.

00:23:38.160 It's creepy.

00:23:39.300 Yeah, like she's got no eyebrows.

00:23:40.820 It's creepy, but it's not looking.

00:23:42.500 What?

00:23:43.860 Yeah, not a fan of it.

00:23:45.320 Not a fan of any of this right here.

00:23:46.760 No.

00:23:47.460 Clint liked it.

00:23:48.160 He gave it an eight.

00:23:48.500 Makes me uncomfortable as a father.

00:23:50.300 It just. . .

00:23:50.840 Yeah.

00:23:51.520 Yeah, it does.

00:23:52.180 By the way, I am going back to this Jewish police thing. 0.98

00:23:54.820 They do run red and white lights instead of red and blue lights, and that way they get

00:23:58.740 away with it.

00:23:59.340 Or something like that.

00:24:00.040 Yeah, it's the flag of Israel, so they get a load of them.

00:24:02.960 And they literally have, like, it just says Shamrim on it, but they have, like, a little

00:24:07.860 emblem that looks like the New York police department.

00:24:10.080 That's the name of their police is Shamrim?

00:24:12.300 Yeah.

00:24:12.720 That's what I was trying to show.

00:24:13.660 Oh, it's only half listening to you.

00:24:15.860 If you can see it, it's true.

00:24:16.800 See, I told you.

00:24:17.160 He doesn't speak English.

00:24:18.400 Yeah.

00:24:18.960 Their cop sirens ought to be blue and white.

00:24:21.460 What was this red and white Jewish flag?

00:24:23.220 Yeah, people said. . .

00:24:25.400 Wait, I thought he said blue and white.

00:24:27.120 Most of their cars run red and white lights with sirens.

00:24:29.680 Red and white? 1.00

00:24:29.780 What the fuck? 1.00

00:24:30.820 Yeah. 1.00

00:24:31.340 Yeah, all right.

00:24:31.780 That's bizarre.

00:24:32.680 I thought you said blue and white.

00:24:33.740 I was like, oh, yeah, Israel.

00:24:34.380 It literally looks like a police SUV, and it says Shamrim on it.

00:24:37.280 Dude, they do have blue and white vehicles, though.

00:24:40.760 That's funny.

00:24:41.160 Yeah, they did.

00:24:41.600 They can't do anything, though.

00:24:42.520 And they are connected to a string that goes across the entire city,

00:24:47.640 so they're always in culture. 0.99

00:24:50.400 Can you beat the shit out of them if they get out of line? 0.99

00:24:52.340 Dude, no, no. 0.99

00:24:53.120 If they get off the line.

00:24:54.840 I didn't even read this.

00:24:55.960 I didn't read this.

00:24:57.540 Hold on, hold on.

00:24:58.120 It says, additionally, Brooklyn Shamra organizers have been accused

00:25:01.160 of withholding information on suspected child molesters

00:25:03.560 and other Jewish criminals. 0.96

00:25:04.740 See, this is what I was saying, dude. 0.99

00:25:05.540 This is a huge conflict of interest.

00:25:07.260 In keeping with an interpretation of the Torah prohibit against Masira,

00:25:11.700 informing on a fellow Jew to a non-Jewish authority.

00:25:14.700 Told you.

00:25:15.920 Is there number 911, by the way?

00:25:18.540 I'm on to you, Shamrim.

00:25:19.780 Do you remember that story I told you guys about?

00:25:22.400 I was walking my dog years and years ago, saw a Jewish kid across the street.

00:25:26.560 Some guy pulls up, and he's telling him to get in the car.

00:25:29.080 Another Jewish guy. 0.56

00:25:29.900 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:30.460 The kid says no, and he packs up, keeps following him.

00:25:33.360 Finally, the kid gets in and goes, yeah, so this guy just basically convinces

00:25:36.820 some random Jewish kid to get in his car.

00:25:39.160 And the kid did not want to get in, but he was slick with his tongue or something.

00:25:42.620 He got this kid to go in.

00:25:44.140 And so I took the license plate down.

00:25:45.160 And that kid was slick with his tongue.

00:25:46.640 Called the cops.

00:25:47.760 Oh, yeah, probably.

00:25:49.020 No, he's dead. 0.68

00:25:49.840 But he cut him up and put him in a freezer.

00:25:54.260 I called the cops, and the cops came, and I gave them the license plate, and they were

00:25:57.960 like, this is just out of our jurisdiction.

00:25:59.980 They just do that.

00:26:00.960 You're on Avenue Z. 1.00

00:26:01.540 They just steal and rape children. 1.00

00:26:03.140 Think about how crazy that is. 0.99

00:26:04.780 The Jewish cops can't do anything legally, but also the real cops won't do anything. 1.00

00:26:10.640 So they're just like, what fucking jurisdiction is it? 0.99

00:26:14.960 It's like, we're in, it was like Avenue Z and Sheepshead Bay Road. 0.99

00:26:18.900 This is a populous area.

00:26:20.380 This is not overly Jewish.

00:26:22.160 And they were just like, we don't touch it.

00:26:24.100 I'm like, what?

00:26:25.580 They see them from across the street. 0.51

00:26:27.140 They go, no, no, this is my rape, my jurisdiction. 1.00

00:26:29.900 Just see it.

00:26:31.120 Dude, this Reddit thread is really base.

00:26:36.100 They're like, they do have power, yes.

00:26:37.920 Technically, not as much as regular cops that I know of.

00:26:40.080 But if they want to keep their bank account, they know not to cross them.

00:26:42.700 Some may think they're not as good as cops.

00:26:49.720 It was out of the wrong direction in the name of the Jewish dictionary.

00:26:53.380 In fact, they're super cops.

00:26:55.120 All right, Toad, go for it.

00:26:57.320 Mailbag.

00:26:57.840 I'm Mark Vestibule.

00:26:58.840 Oh, my God.

00:26:59.620 Can we make a movie called Jew Cop?

00:27:01.260 That would be a great movie.

00:27:02.440 They also have their own ambulances, by the way, too.

00:27:05.180 Yeah.

00:27:05.480 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:27:05.860 That started the race riots.

00:27:06.700 Those are the blue and white sirens in Brooklyn.

00:27:08.260 Instead of wailing, they whine.

00:27:10.300 Oh, because they wouldn't stop.

00:27:13.320 I want an Adam Sandler Jew Cop movie. 0.99

00:27:16.160 Yeah, that would be great.

00:27:18.000 Because they won't stop for non-Jews, right? 1.00

00:27:20.820 Yeah, I think a Jew ran over a black kid, and they're like, not putting that fucking Goy 1.00

00:27:26.280 in our ambulance. 1.00

00:27:27.860 No, not a fucking covenant community. 0.99

00:27:30.040 I just like that he ran over him, so he has a little neck pain. 0.99

00:27:32.980 He's like, I'm really hurting back here.

00:27:35.340 And they're like, get into the ambulance, man. 0.96

00:27:36.960 And they probably strapped the dude that ran him over to fucking Gurney, put him in 0.98

00:27:42.600 there. 0.99

00:27:42.960 The kid's just mangled on the ground.

00:27:45.620 They know he's got a weak neck.

00:27:46.800 He's a goner, man.

00:27:48.700 Mark Vestibule, if you were on the Titanic, what would be your strategy to survive the

00:27:52.520 sinking?

00:27:53.120 Dress like a woman. 1.00

00:27:53.560 Probably try to find a flotation device.

00:27:55.320 That would be my first thing. 0.98

00:27:56.880 I just be me, because people think I'm a retarded child. 0.93

00:28:02.080 Put me on one of the boats. 0.67

00:28:03.340 No, literally, the best thing to do there is to either dress like a woman, pretend to 1.00

00:28:08.280 be a woman, straight up. 0.85

00:28:10.240 Do what that one guy, isn't the one guy in the Titanic movie, didn't he sneak on?

00:28:14.180 Yeah.

00:28:14.280 And he was like, he'll do that.

00:28:15.340 Oh, yeah, with the eyeliner, yeah.

00:28:16.880 He was definitely a Jew. 1.00

00:28:18.640 Yeah, I would just kick that mid-bitch off that piece of, that door or whatever she was 1.00

00:28:23.620 floating on. 1.00

00:28:23.980 You know what I do to survive the sinking?

00:28:28.540 I would let the captain know that there's an iceberg ahead.

00:28:32.000 If I was on, like, I mean, theoretically, like, you're putting me on the Titanic now, 0.99

00:28:35.580 you think I'm going to be drawing that mid-bitch naked? 1.00

00:28:37.460 No, I'm going to be telling the captain, hey, do east? 0.99

00:28:40.780 That's an iceberg.

00:28:41.820 It would be really funny.

00:28:42.860 It's kind of like 9-11.

00:28:44.020 Be like, hey, guys, there's going to be, like, planes are going to hit.

00:28:45.860 No one listens.

00:28:46.800 No, no, no, no.

00:28:47.660 And it still happens.

00:28:48.280 It's final destination.

00:28:48.840 Like, it just blows, like, because the tower just blew up because it was a controlled demolition.

00:28:52.840 The same thing, like, the Titanic still sinks because they actually tried to, it didn't

00:28:56.200 hit a iceberg.

00:28:56.880 They actually blew it up or some shit like that. 0.99

00:28:58.560 Oh, are we talking about Jews again? 1.00

00:29:00.200 The root cause for both of these here is bergs. 1.00

00:29:02.620 I would go back, I would go back and I would assassinate, I would assassinate JP Morgan. 1.00

00:29:09.620 Kill it. 1.00

00:29:11.460 To stop this whole thing from happening. 0.99

00:29:13.440 Then the Titanic would not have been swapped with the Olympic and the whole Titanic disaster 0.56

00:29:18.200 would have never happened because of the white star line.

00:29:21.400 Yeah, their, like, head guy would be gone and they wouldn't commit insurance fraud anymore.

00:29:26.340 Avoids iceberg, hits Goldberg.

00:29:29.560 Isn't that your, like, your conspiracy toad? 1.00

00:29:31.680 Like, you're the fucking Titanic guy? 1.00

00:29:33.780 It's one of them, yeah. 0.99

00:29:34.700 I feel like he's debuting for me.

00:29:36.120 Like, bring me, bring, come back, come back on my show.

00:29:38.060 Let me talk, let me talk about Titanic.

00:29:39.980 We gotta read Hoppa.

00:29:41.080 No, I'll come talk about Titanic. 0.99

00:29:42.280 I don't give a fuck about Titanic, Toad. 0.98

00:29:44.420 You said read Hoppa? 0.99

00:29:45.960 Did Hoppa talk about the Titanic?

00:29:48.460 It was actually the Olympic that sank instead of the Titanic.

00:29:51.580 They switched the two to get rid of the Olympic to commit insurance fraud because the Olympic

00:29:56.120 had been rendered, like, unusual.

00:29:58.200 So, we had a really fun moment.

00:29:59.980 I had a cool joke.

00:30:00.520 Is there any funny buried in this story?

00:30:03.420 No.

00:30:04.260 No? 1.00

00:30:04.980 All right, then shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:30:06.540 He's like, I'm just very passionate about the Titanic. 1.00

00:30:08.960 I'm glad he answered truthfully.

00:30:10.640 I was expecting him to be like, yeah, and then try to pull something straight out of his 0.99

00:30:15.200 ass to make it funny. 1.00

00:30:16.340 I don't know.

00:30:17.900 I have this element, and I have this element.

00:30:19.700 Maybe if we throw them together, there's a funny in there.

00:30:21.880 This is what you did 10 minutes ago. 1.00

00:30:23.420 Don't you give him shit. 0.99

00:30:24.180 Yeah, but there were, like, 20 different comedic elements there. 1.00

00:30:26.480 There was, like, Chinese.

00:30:27.760 There's in New York.

00:30:30.120 There's cops.

00:30:30.480 I don't want to relive this.

00:30:31.840 All right, next question.

00:30:33.260 You described it.

00:30:33.740 Oh, by the way, the way I'm surviving.

00:30:36.600 No, honestly, that's how I'm surviving. 1.00

00:30:38.100 I'm kicking that bitch off the door. 1.00

00:30:39.560 Like, there was plenty of room. 1.00

00:30:41.080 It's absurd.

00:30:41.820 I mean, no one's going to know.

00:30:43.660 She's going to freeze and go to the bottom of the ocean anyway. 1.00

00:30:46.020 That's the way to do it is throw a woman overboard and just take her place. 1.00

00:30:50.340 It is weird that women and children always get saved first rather than be positive.

00:30:53.840 I mean, I can understand children, but, like, women? 1.00

00:30:56.980 Women? 1.00

00:30:57.440 They're retarded. 1.00

00:30:58.720 They're probably going to fall off the lifeboat anyway. 1.00

00:31:00.700 Who's going to feed the kids? 1.00

00:31:03.580 You could make more kids, and women are just blanks for sperm. 1.00

00:31:06.940 So, like, you would put them in on. 1.00

00:31:08.960 Goddamn alpha predator! 1.00

00:31:13.160 Women are just blanks for sperm. 1.00

00:31:15.200 I love that. 1.00

00:31:16.120 Put that on a t-shirt, baby boy.

00:31:17.500 Title of the episode, possibly.

00:31:19.440 Blanks for sperm? 0.98

00:31:23.800 It's all they have to do. 0.97

00:31:24.860 You're just a blank slate until you inseminate them. 1.00

00:31:28.040 You guys ever heard those fucking commercials? 1.00

00:31:30.640 The sperm ones? 1.00

00:31:31.860 No.

00:31:32.500 Yeah, cars for kids?

00:31:33.800 Sure.

00:31:34.020 That's a pedophile operation, by the way. 0.64

00:31:37.080 Probably.

00:31:38.080 Nice.

00:31:38.460 It is a Jewish operation. 0.73

00:31:40.560 You know that, right?

00:31:41.640 Oh, well, nope.

00:31:42.980 I'm not going to tell you what kind of operation it was.

00:31:45.140 It was a Jewish operation. 0.62

00:31:46.620 It's weird that it's 24K, too.

00:31:48.620 It's almost 24K.

00:31:50.400 If I tell you something is a pedophile operation, it is very not much a leap to be like,

00:31:55.760 it's also a Jewish operation. 0.91

00:31:57.120 They're basically the same.

00:31:59.040 Interchangeable words, by the way.

00:32:00.420 I was the last time I was in Brooklyn.

00:32:02.400 I swear to God.

00:32:02.940 I'm driving on the Bell Parkway.

00:32:04.680 I'm miserable. 1.00

00:32:05.460 And the same fucking cars for kids sign is there. 1.00

00:32:07.940 It's all pink. 1.00

00:32:08.560 Like, same color as our logo. 1.00

00:32:10.760 And I look at it, and I go, fucking cars for kids. 1.00

00:32:13.080 Because I'm miserable. 1.00

00:32:13.960 And I look more. 0.90

00:32:14.760 In the bottom right, it's like an orthodox.

00:32:17.120 It's for orthodox Jewish kids.

00:32:18.640 It's not for regular kids. 1.00

00:32:20.160 So, like, I donated my fucking Toyota Camry to these Jews. 1.00

00:32:23.780 They took it. 1.00

00:32:24.420 Did whatever with it.

00:32:25.360 They're using it to traffic children on top. 0.88

00:32:27.800 With that money, they gave it to Jewish kids.

00:32:29.800 And I was like, I thought this was cars for kids.

00:32:32.100 No, I didn't think they wanted cars for our kids.

00:32:33.900 To traffic the children.

00:32:35.380 Wait, wait, so what is supposed to be the charity work here?

00:32:39.240 They're like, you donate a car.

00:32:40.660 They take the, like, they scrap it.

00:32:43.400 How is that any different from Black Lives Matter? 0.62

00:32:46.380 When they're like, yo, it was for Black Lives. 1.00

00:32:48.220 Like, our Black Lives.

00:32:49.640 Like, we got to get a mansion. 1.00

00:32:50.980 Like, fuck all these other Black Lives Matter. 1.00

00:32:52.340 Are you telling me the Jews ran a scam where they took, got people to give their old cars for free to them. 1.00

00:32:58.780 So that they could get whatever they could get out of them.

00:33:00.920 And then they could give that money to their own children. 0.63

00:33:03.600 Do you think Cash for Clunkers was also nice?

00:33:05.560 Wait, they relied on the charity of others predicated off of a lie? 1.00

00:33:08.380 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:33:09.380 No, wait, wait, wait. 0.99

00:33:10.260 They've never done that.

00:33:11.720 Was Cash for Clunkers also a Jewish plot to get money? 0.80

00:33:15.440 Yes, actually.

00:33:17.400 Because I remember that one.

00:33:18.340 That was the Obama thing, yeah.

00:33:20.420 Yeah, it was Obama, wasn't it?

00:33:21.820 That was like your stuff.

00:33:22.400 I mean, he's a Jew. 0.99

00:33:23.980 Dude, Cash for Clunkers ought to be for retards. 1.00

00:33:25.940 And we ought to call them clunkers. 1.00

00:33:28.160 They don't even say it here, but I read it. 1.00

00:33:30.500 This is a fucking Jewish Orthodox organization. 1.00

00:33:33.740 And they only help Jewish kids. 1.00

00:33:34.980 I can't find it anywhere, but I know it in my heart.

00:33:37.080 It's true.

00:33:38.780 It is.

00:33:39.620 My question is, what are they doing with the cars?

00:33:41.340 What do they do?

00:33:41.800 Look at these kids.

00:33:42.380 So you just... 1.00

00:33:43.480 Oh, it looks Jew-y as fuck. 1.00

00:33:45.340 All right, so it's cars for kids, is that? 1.00

00:33:47.540 Right, with a K.

00:33:48.520 Like, how is their logo so close to saying KKK?

00:33:49.960 Dude, doesn't Toad look like a clunker?

00:33:51.760 He doesn't look like a clunker.

00:33:55.380 What are they... 1.00

00:33:56.580 Look at that clunky bitch. 1.00

00:33:59.460 Dude, you are clunked up like a motherfucker. 1.00

00:34:01.540 Clunked up. 1.00

00:34:01.780 When I was born, I just dropped to the ground, man. 1.00

00:34:04.420 Dude, your parents saw you, and they're like, fuck, we got another clunker. 1.00

00:34:07.780 Clunked up with nowhere to go. 1.00

00:34:09.280 I was all clunked.

00:34:10.100 I actually pissed on the doctor as my first move as a human.

00:34:13.400 By the way, this is a kind of...

00:34:15.320 Actually, there is a thing that's going to connect here. 0.94

00:34:18.460 Jim Harbaugh said that he remembers being born, and I just thought that was fucking crazy. 0.77

00:34:25.040 Look, it's obviously absurd, but as the head coach of the Chargers, I have to agree with him. 0.93

00:34:29.280 So this guy...

00:34:29.780 So he's the head coach of the Chargers, and he said, I remember being born.

00:34:32.520 I remember it was a cold, wintry day, and I remember looking outside, and it was snowing.

00:34:37.200 He told this to his team.

00:34:38.740 One of the first things he tells them is that he remembers being born.

00:34:41.300 I sat there saying drink my tea as a newborn and pondered life.

00:34:44.000 My dad said he got hypnotized and regressed back to his birth and remembered coming out of the canal.

00:34:51.140 Absurd.

00:34:51.480 Sorry. 1.00

00:34:51.820 I think it's all bullshit. 0.99

00:34:54.020 Yes, Cars for Kids is a registered non-profit Jewish organization. 1.00

00:34:58.260 They fund educational development...

00:35:00.300 For Jewish youth.

00:35:01.600 For Jewish youth and their family. 1.00

00:35:03.140 Fuck these people, yo. 1.00

00:35:04.900 They're always just like, oh, for Jewish youth. 1.00

00:35:09.200 Would it be better or worse for me to remember my own birth 1.00

00:35:11.860 and then actually have at least a memory of being in a pussy? 1.00

00:35:18.680 God, I don't know. 1.00

00:35:19.480 That's weird.

00:35:20.040 That's a weird question. 1.00

00:35:20.880 Remembering your mom's vagina. 1.00

00:35:21.940 We ought to create Clunkers. 1.00

00:35:23.840 Hold up, hold up, hold up.

00:35:25.300 So Cars for Kids, KK, right.

00:35:27.240 Clunkers with a K.

00:35:28.380 Clunkers, Cars for Kids. 0.63

00:35:29.580 But it's for the KKK, and it's only for white kids. 0.90

00:35:32.140 Yeah.

00:35:32.900 Clunker Cars for Kids, KKK. 0.50

00:35:35.300 I like it.

00:35:35.860 Just for white kids. 0.95

00:35:36.780 Because they fired the first shot. 0.97

00:35:39.960 They did it.

00:35:40.480 They went KK on it, so I'm going to go KKK on it. 0.87

00:35:44.020 Top, how big was Cars for Kids in New York?

00:35:46.980 Was it like a big thing?

00:35:48.620 Yeah, it was all the time. 0.99

00:35:49.800 Like every three minutes, the fucking commercial. 0.99

00:35:52.660 The commercial's on the radio, yeah. 1.00

00:35:54.560 K-A-R-S, Cars for Kids.

00:35:56.860 Wait, so it's all in like all the Northeast.

00:35:59.680 Yeah. 1.00

00:36:00.920 God damn. 1.00

00:36:01.840 They really like... 1.00

00:36:03.680 You can't get it out of your head, man.

00:36:05.340 That's crazy.

00:36:05.780 Yeah, 1-877, Cars for Kids. 0.99

00:36:07.300 I fucking heard it from San Diego, so... 0.93

00:36:09.300 They're literally the richest community, and they were like, all right, also just donate 0.99

00:36:14.300 your cars to us.

00:36:16.300 Yo, you'll ask Grock what...

00:36:17.700 That's the next line of the song, it's donate your car today.

00:36:19.700 It's also not just cars.

00:36:20.720 They had in their boats, and you can donate a boat.

00:36:24.760 Someone asked Grock what the poverty rate is amongst the Jewish community.

00:36:28.740 I would love to know. 0.99

00:36:29.180 Yeah, to be fair, the Orthodox, I believe, are fucking borderline living in squalor, though, 1.00

00:36:34.180 so... 0.99

00:36:34.900 No, they choose to live that way.

00:36:36.400 They have one in those days.

00:36:36.600 Yeah, they do choose to.

00:36:37.660 It's a front.

00:36:38.300 It's a front. 1.00

00:36:39.220 They just fuck, and they just make kids, and make kids, and make kids, and... 1.00

00:36:41.740 That's it. 1.00

00:36:44.620 It's a remix.

00:36:45.040 They have a black kid back there. 1.00

00:36:47.660 Do they have a fucking black kid? 1.00

00:36:49.140 You can't. 1.00

00:36:50.920 They have a black kid back there. 1.00

00:36:52.780 That kid has never seen a nickel from these fucking Jews. 1.00

00:36:56.400 Nope. 1.00

00:36:56.920 I bet he got paid like $350 for that.

00:36:59.740 Grock is giving me a little bit of a problem here, man.

00:37:02.860 He got some NyQuil for it.

00:37:05.060 All right, next question.

00:37:06.660 Yeah.

00:37:07.000 All right.

00:37:07.460 Here we go.

00:37:07.880 Next question.

00:37:09.960 Is anyone else hearing an echo from Clint?

00:37:13.580 A little bit.

00:37:14.560 Toad, how do you feel when different foods touch on your plate?

00:37:18.120 I want you guys to try to guess what my answer is on this.

00:37:23.100 First, I'll give my answer. 0.99

00:37:24.360 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:37:25.200 I will literally mix my shit together. 1.00

00:37:27.020 I don't care. 0.99

00:37:27.320 Yeah, I take the eggs over easy with the yolk, break them, put ketchup on it, mix it up.

00:37:32.820 It's crazy looking. 1.00

00:37:33.820 I eat that shit. 1.00

00:37:34.200 I fried up some pork tonight, and then I had some baked beans, and I just put all that 1.00

00:37:40.920 shit together in one and just was eating that up. 0.98

00:37:43.020 What did you fry the pork in? 0.99

00:37:45.300 Just avocado oil. 1.00

00:37:47.900 God damn it. 0.99

00:37:49.040 I was hoping you'd say lard. 1.00

00:37:51.780 Beef tallow.

00:37:53.020 No, I'm not going to die.

00:37:54.180 I'm trying to get lean again.

00:37:55.560 Oh, okay.

00:37:56.360 Toad, I would imagine, my honest opinion, I think that you get three to four plates.

00:38:00.940 You get one item per plate, but you do like four plates at a time because you eat like

00:38:06.280 an animal.

00:38:07.660 So you're saying like, so he only has, so he has.

00:38:11.600 Maybe I haven't, maybe I haven't.

00:38:12.860 So you're saying it's not even that they can't touch on the same plate.

00:38:15.280 They can't be on the same plate at all.

00:38:16.840 Exactly.

00:38:17.300 I think he's like a weird mix where he has certain foods.

00:38:19.820 He's like completely fine with them touching.

00:38:22.220 In fact, he might even prefer them to touch.

00:38:24.400 But then certain things cannot touch.

00:38:26.360 And so he's just extremely difficult.

00:38:27.600 I feel like he probably doesn't even eat pizza because he's like, I don't want my pizza

00:38:31.260 and my sauce and my pepperoni and my bread to touch.

00:38:34.840 Is this like an autistic thing?

00:38:37.460 Like he just eats cheese and then he eats pepperoni and then he drinks the pasta sauce.

00:38:40.520 Is this just specific to like autists that they like need to separate their food out? 1.00

00:38:44.660 Is that a thing?

00:38:45.140 Yeah, you don't even understand the significance of this question.

00:38:47.220 That's amazing.

00:38:48.000 No, he doesn't even.

00:38:48.780 And they get to have a plate, like a Spider-Man plate that has three sections and then eat

00:38:53.380 it with his fork.

00:38:53.680 He has those, the ones that were the.

00:38:55.540 Yeah, it's like a ventral box.

00:38:56.660 And they cry when the one touches on the other.

00:38:59.200 Or the ones that were the.

00:39:00.280 He just throws it on the ground.

00:39:02.680 It's spoiled now, mom.

00:39:04.540 He gets all nonverbal for a little while.

00:39:08.780 Do you think he has the ones.

00:39:10.320 What's the ones that were animals and like their ears were like little.

00:39:13.280 Like it was raised up and it had their ears and like their face.

00:39:16.040 Do you remember with those plates what I'm talking about?

00:39:17.840 Yeah, he's like.

00:39:18.800 He's like. 1.00

00:39:19.460 He's like the mashed potatoes go in the ears, you fucking cunt. 1.00

00:39:24.440 The green beans have to go in the ears. 1.00

00:39:26.820 The Thanksgiving might be like would be hell for him because he can't like there's too

00:39:30.700 many people there.

00:39:31.200 He can't just have like five different plates.

00:39:33.020 Like he has to like just go through the line, Toad.

00:39:35.420 Jesus.

00:39:36.180 Oh, I need five plates.

00:39:38.080 Toad, answer it.

00:39:38.700 Zoo Pals.

00:39:39.120 Yes.

00:39:40.320 Yeah.

00:39:40.600 So what was the answer?

00:39:41.540 Jose is correct.

00:39:43.420 What was.

00:39:43.920 What was Jose doing?

00:39:44.480 Jose said he's weird both ways.

00:39:47.000 Like he has certain things that he's like completely fine with them touching if not

00:39:50.100 even wants them to touch.

00:39:51.760 And then some things that he's just insanely weird about them not touching.

00:39:54.320 I think there's a physiognomy to separating your food.

00:39:58.500 I love that.

00:39:59.240 I love that our other autistic viewer is like, obviously you separate them. 1.00

00:40:03.520 This is a must.

00:40:06.400 Is this Plato's cave where it's like it's normal behavior?

00:40:09.380 They're like.

00:40:09.720 They're like.

00:40:10.420 Everybody separates their food, obviously.

00:40:12.540 They're like, they're like, none of us lose our virginity until we're in our forties.

00:40:15.960 What's wrong with you?

00:40:17.040 Yeah.

00:40:17.260 On Thanksgiving, like, you know, I want like turkey gravy, mashed potatoes, stuff and cranberry

00:40:22.160 sauce.

00:40:22.560 Like I want all that stuff to be touching, man.

00:40:24.280 I want it all touching.

00:40:25.360 But then I want like the other stuff to not touch.

00:40:28.440 Wait, what's the other stuff?

00:40:29.600 He has a whole intricate theory of this.

00:40:32.980 No, I want to hear it.

00:40:34.160 What's the other stuff?

00:40:34.820 The cranberry sauce.

00:40:35.500 Like sweet potato, like maple, like carrots, stuff like that, corn.

00:40:40.320 I was getting into.

00:40:41.180 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:40:42.060 You don't want that to touch, but you want the. 1.00

00:40:45.320 What the fuck? 0.99

00:40:46.360 Why? 1.00

00:40:46.780 Yeah.

00:40:46.960 What's the difference?

00:40:48.680 The flavor profile.

00:40:49.760 That actually sounds better.

00:40:51.400 The flavor profile.

00:40:52.260 Yeah.

00:40:52.920 It's a clashing of styles.

00:40:54.540 Man, you're strange.

00:40:55.860 All right.

00:40:56.340 Go ahead.

00:40:56.880 Go ahead.

00:40:56.900 Call my back.

00:40:58.140 No, I was saying because I thought it was kind of weird because he was going, he was

00:41:01.600 like gravy and mashed potatoes and stuffing and then he said cranberry sauce and I was

00:41:05.820 like, well, cranberry sauce is still sweet.

00:41:08.000 So I thought that was a weird one to be adding in there.

00:41:10.380 When the other ones were sweet, he said he wanted to separate the sweet ones from the

00:41:13.560 savory.

00:41:14.200 All right.

00:41:14.740 So we know that the Thanksgiving plate you want to be touching, but you want the weird

00:41:18.300 random hodgepodge of sides you want them not touching.

00:41:21.040 If they touch, then what?

00:41:23.620 Yeah.

00:41:25.900 Yeah.

00:41:26.220 He's like, I don't even, I don't understand the question.

00:41:29.840 They don't touch.

00:41:31.940 But I feel like this this morning.

00:41:34.520 How would you feel if your food touched this morning?

00:41:37.540 The foods don't touch.

00:41:38.880 I don't think I understand the question.

00:41:40.220 The foods never touch.

00:41:40.860 I have to draw like a border wall.

00:41:41.560 My food didn't touch.

00:41:43.220 All right.

00:41:43.580 So Toad has.

00:41:44.480 No, no.

00:41:44.500 I build a wall in the middle of the plate, right?

00:41:46.460 All right.

00:41:46.960 But what if the Mexican jumping bean gets over the wall?

00:41:50.460 All right.

00:41:52.040 Brumotactilophobia, which is an irrational fear of different food items touching each other.

00:41:56.000 This condition can vary in severity from person to person is sometimes considered a mild

00:41:59.600 manifestation of OCD.

00:42:01.420 It's also worth noting that people with autism or sensory or sensory processing issues might

00:42:07.960 prefer to keep their food separate to avoid sensory overload as different flavors and textures

00:42:12.540 can be overwhelming. 1.00

00:42:13.540 I fuck. 1.00

00:42:13.940 Obviously, Toad does this. 1.00

00:42:15.880 Which weird though.

00:42:16.620 You know what's weird?

00:42:17.580 Is he loves hot sauce.

00:42:18.780 And so he's putting hot sauce on everything.

00:42:20.360 I don't know if that how that factors into here.

00:42:22.720 I love that.

00:42:23.820 Because is it just that the hot sauce that he because usually we put hot sauce on things.

00:42:28.120 You just taste the hot sauce.

00:42:29.540 And so this is actually a good question.

00:42:31.400 Toad, do you put the hot sauce in your mouth and then put the food in afterwards?

00:42:34.520 Sometimes.

00:42:36.660 I bet you did it.

00:42:39.040 I've done it before.

00:42:40.320 Yeah.

00:42:41.260 You know, you drop the egg into your mouth and then just chase it with a shot of hot sauce.

00:42:44.840 I've done that before.

00:42:45.800 Nope.

00:42:46.200 Don't do that.

00:42:46.920 I've never done that before.

00:42:48.220 Oh.

00:42:49.060 You're so strange.

00:42:50.480 I love it.

00:42:52.120 This slump can run.

00:42:53.700 I mean, you usually throw the hot sauce on the eggs or whatever.

00:42:58.660 He's doing shot and chasers with hot sauce and like just regular food items.

00:43:02.540 Is that just doing shots of egg by himself?

00:43:06.220 I like it.

00:43:07.500 Hey, Toad, don't change. 1.00

00:43:09.000 I like exactly how retarded you are. 1.00

00:43:10.900 You are a clunker though. 1.00

00:43:11.820 Let's be honest.

00:43:12.200 No, Ron, he was very specific that he definitely tasted and he had profiles, the taste profiles

00:43:18.200 of every hot sauce he has.

00:43:19.680 He knew everything. 0.99

00:43:22.520 He knew where it was fucking manufactured. 1.00

00:43:25.500 It's insane. 0.99

00:43:26.360 By the way, Clint, did you ever get the hot sauce that you ordered?

00:43:29.420 Wait, what?

00:43:30.000 No.

00:43:30.500 You ordered the Torchbearer Garlic Reaper, bro. 0.96

00:43:33.360 Oh, no. 1.00

00:43:33.800 I added it to my fucking... 0.99

00:43:34.820 Dude, I added it to my shopping cart and I never... 1.00

00:43:37.860 You motherfucker. 1.00

00:43:38.700 Wait, wait. 1.00

00:43:39.160 No, I did fucking... 0.99

00:43:40.100 It never came. 1.00

00:43:41.380 God damn it. 0.99

00:43:42.000 Where is it? 1.00

00:43:42.420 Bullshit. 1.00

00:43:43.200 What? 1.00

00:43:43.640 No, I swear to God.

00:43:44.640 I have not gotten it yet. 0.99

00:43:45.680 That's fucking weird. 0.99

00:43:46.580 Oh, man. 0.99

00:43:48.220 All right.

00:43:48.520 I'm going to have to investigate this. 0.99

00:43:49.940 God damn it. 0.99

00:43:50.320 Because I was like, I really wanted to know if Clint liked it and how good it was. 0.99

00:43:54.040 Yeah, I bet I would.

00:43:54.780 I mean, he said it was the best. 0.95

00:43:55.820 I was fucking pumped to get it. 0.99

00:43:57.400 There's a black guy that handles all your mail, right? 0.99

00:44:00.180 In the lobby.

00:44:01.280 Yeah, everybody that works here.

00:44:02.580 He read David's tweet and saw you liked it. 1.00

00:44:05.740 And he was just like, fuck this dude. 1.00

00:44:07.720 Grab his mouth and smell it. 1.00

00:44:09.320 If it smells like the hot sauce.

00:44:10.980 Dude, that's a good point. 0.99

00:44:11.920 I bet my front desk guy fucking jacked it. 0.99

00:44:15.160 Probably. 1.00

00:44:15.980 He is a black guy with dreads. 0.98

00:44:17.620 He would love that hot sauce. 1.00

00:44:18.880 You have a black guy with dreads working at your con... 0.99

00:44:20.780 This is untenable. 0.99

00:44:21.920 And you're getting hot sauce.

00:44:23.880 Untenable.

00:44:24.380 You're relying on him to keep your hot sauce secure.

00:44:26.680 It's finally pulled back into this nice little thingy thing.

00:44:30.960 Yeah, there's a difference between the dreads that hang down and the dreads that they pull up.

00:44:34.680 It is definitely like a...

00:44:36.120 If it's dreads pull up...

00:44:37.140 It's classy.

00:44:37.540 It's a classy dreads look.

00:44:38.780 If it's dreads down...

00:44:39.800 His dreads are very well kept.

00:44:42.740 And that's weird to say, but it's true. 0.99

00:44:44.980 I mean, day cold down in the lobby.

00:44:47.680 We ready for some Laney? 1.00

00:44:49.440 Can we add it up in this motherfucker? 0.99

00:44:50.440 Do we have any more mailbag? 1.00

00:44:52.060 Fuck that mailbag. 1.00

00:44:52.440 We do. 1.00

00:44:53.300 One more, one more.

00:44:54.260 All right.

00:44:54.880 Yeah, one mailbag.

00:44:56.300 Harry Balls says Trump makes Greenland into a state.

00:45:00.680 They're willing to pay $10,000 for every unvaccinated man to move there.

00:45:04.680 Additional $20,000 per kid that you make.

00:45:07.680 Do you make the move?

00:45:10.340 I'd probably do it for free.

00:45:13.000 Greenland actually, because I think this is what...

00:45:15.440 Joe and Benjamin has been on this buying Greenland thing for a while.

00:45:19.120 And he's saying because of climate change, Greenland's going to become actually green?

00:45:23.580 No, no, no.

00:45:23.980 He was saying... 0.99

00:45:24.500 He's saying he wants to go there because black people don't like the cold. 0.99

00:45:27.420 Right. 0.98

00:45:27.580 And he wants to be...

00:45:28.160 No, I read a thing today.

00:45:29.700 He said he was saying, like, I've been on it because he said if there is climate change,

00:45:33.300 then Greenland will be very green because of all the ice will melt, too.

00:45:36.580 It'll still be cold, but it'll still be, like, it'll be nice.

00:45:38.700 It'll be, like...

00:45:39.020 Dude, I don't care about that because right now it's a huge...

00:45:40.260 Like, British Columbia, basically.

00:45:41.040 10K is not that much, though.

00:45:43.380 Nobody lives there.

00:45:44.220 20K a kid, though, could get much if you could start banging them out.

00:45:47.060 I mean, only if you're Josh Smith.

00:45:48.580 Otherwise...

00:45:48.700 Who even cares if they pay you, though?

00:45:50.020 This is a huge landmass, and it's only going to be, like, unvaccinated white people up there.

00:45:54.300 This is 50K, but it's cold.

00:45:56.440 Greenland could be a white ethnostate. 0.97

00:46:00.440 Yeah, for 50K, it ain't worth it, but, like, if it's enough to get me away from the blacks, 1.00

00:46:06.040 I consider it. 0.64

00:46:06.600 We'll rename it to Whiteland.

00:46:08.460 Whiteland is its name. 0.93

00:46:09.500 I'm already far away from the blacks. 1.00

00:46:11.780 Yeah, for you to get me to move... 0.93

00:46:13.120 For you to get me to move somewhere where it's cold?

00:46:16.180 Like, 50K?

00:46:17.460 Hey, what if they say...

00:46:18.580 You can't pay me.

00:46:20.100 10 times, instead of 10K, it's 100K.

00:46:22.760 Instead of 20K, it's 200K. 0.96

00:46:23.780 I'm not fucking leaving! 0.97

00:46:24.560 I'm not fucking leaving! 0.99

00:46:26.140 I want to do it. 0.99

00:46:27.540 Dude, I'll go fucking live there right now, dude. 0.99

00:46:31.000 I got top cut upset. 1.00

00:46:33.000 Where do you think the black people are going?

00:46:34.980 And I know I've asked this before, but this is a different question.

00:46:37.700 Where will they go?

00:46:38.640 Have you noticed that black people are disappearing? 0.98

00:46:40.200 Is this, like... 0.98

00:46:40.920 Are you concerned?

00:46:41.740 Is this, like, animals before a storm where they start disappearing?

00:46:44.520 And you're like, is something happening?

00:46:46.420 Where all the animals just start disappearing?

00:46:47.880 Yeah, no, no.

00:46:48.320 I know.

00:46:48.820 I've asked this question before in, like, why are they still around?

00:46:52.960 But, like, I'm asking in a different way now.

00:46:56.040 Because, like, where I grew up in California, there was no black people in San Diego.

00:47:00.020 It was too expensive.

00:47:00.940 So, they're all in, like, the hood of L.A., where, like, no one wants to be.

00:47:04.580 But now, those areas are extraordinarily costly.

00:47:08.120 So, they're leaving there. 0.98

00:47:10.940 Even Oakland is too expensive for the blacks. 1.00

00:47:13.260 It's like, so they're leaving there. 0.98

00:47:15.200 Where are they going? 0.80

00:47:16.040 They're going to hell. 0.96

00:47:17.220 I don't know. 0.95

00:47:21.160 It is an interesting study.

00:47:24.640 And I've done this study before.

00:47:25.980 So, being in...

00:47:27.040 I had a feeling Top would have the answer.

00:47:28.540 Thank you.

00:47:28.780 Top's like, I've studied this extensively.

00:47:30.680 Like, first, like, you take this weird ruler and you put it right up to the school.

00:47:33.100 Annual migration.

00:47:34.320 Yeah. 0.98

00:47:36.120 The migration of the blacks. 0.99

00:47:37.360 The gibber. 0.95

00:47:38.500 Coney Island is an interesting one.

00:47:40.820 Because you've had...

00:47:42.400 It was, like, black. 0.95

00:47:43.280 And then the black people were getting moved out by Russians.

00:47:46.180 So, I was paying attention to where they're going. 0.78

00:47:48.100 And they were going to...

00:47:49.820 Like, they move out a little further.

00:47:51.780 Like, out of Coney Island and into, like, other areas.

00:47:54.520 But that's taken by other races.

00:47:55.820 And it's expensive.

00:47:57.040 They end up going somewhere in, like, the south. 1.00

00:47:58.780 Like, Georgia or fucking... 0.99

00:48:00.680 See, this is what I was thinking. 1.00

00:48:02.360 Is that they all end up in Atlanta.

00:48:03.800 They are.

00:48:04.120 Are they all in Atlanta?

00:48:06.440 They're all in Atlanta.

00:48:07.700 It's so many.

00:48:08.000 You're in Alabama?

00:48:09.160 Yeah, Alabama. 0.71

00:48:09.620 There's so many.

00:48:10.260 They go to the south.

00:48:10.880 Dude, that'd be awesome if Atlanta just became, like, where they all are.

00:48:14.660 Yeah.

00:48:15.340 It might be.

00:48:16.300 It is.

00:48:17.640 Yeah, then we just don't have to go there.

00:48:19.320 It might be.

00:48:21.100 Look where the rappers are coming out of.

00:48:23.300 They're not coming out of, like, L.A. anymore and stuff like that.

00:48:25.320 They're coming out of Atlanta.

00:48:26.540 This is the point I'm making. 0.86

00:48:27.840 There's no black people being born in L.A. 0.99

00:48:29.560 Are you out of your mind? 1.00

00:48:30.420 Josie says that black people condense and condense and condense 1.00

00:48:33.040 until they collapse in on themselves like a dying star. 0.98

00:48:35.520 It's actually, like, a great concept in the idea that they do...

00:48:38.580 They slowly, like, they have their own gravitational pull

00:48:40.500 and slowly get into more and more populated areas and drawn into each other. 1.00

00:48:44.460 They're usually fat as fuck, too. 1.00

00:48:45.760 Well, I mean... 1.00

00:48:46.460 Here's the problem.

00:48:47.680 They do get fat, too, yeah.

00:48:48.760 Either the black hole that they create, inevitably, can either collapse or it can explode, right?

00:48:55.600 Yeah.

00:48:56.420 So, which...

00:48:57.220 No, the result is always a black hole.

00:48:58.900 Like, it results from, like, an exploding star.

00:49:01.180 Dude, and also...

00:49:02.000 Another problem is, like...

00:49:02.820 Maybe when it explodes, it creates Africa again. 1.00

00:49:05.400 Well, the other problem is, like, the more condensed they get, the more loud the beep gets

00:49:10.720 because all their, like, their smoke detectors are getting closer to close together, all beeping.

00:49:15.620 And so, by the time, they'll become...

00:49:17.560 Dude, it's just one loud beep and they all go deaf.

00:49:19.720 Beep!

00:49:21.500 That's what the sound of a singularity of a black hole is.

00:49:24.320 That's the singularity.

00:49:26.480 What does one billion smoke detectors all chiming at the same time create?

00:49:30.680 It's the big beep.

00:49:32.040 Existence itself.

00:49:32.980 The big beep.

00:49:34.260 The big beep.

00:49:35.660 Oh, my God.

00:49:36.700 They really are more in touch.

00:49:37.860 They were kings, dude. 1.00

00:49:39.500 They're just more in touch with the fucking source signal, dude. 1.00

00:49:42.700 They are. 1.00

00:49:43.440 That's the source signal.

00:49:44.860 The beep.

00:49:46.600 They're more in tune with it.

00:49:48.220 That's just what it is.

00:49:49.040 You know what's funny?

00:49:49.720 On the inverse of that, when someone dies and there's a flat line and you're, like, monitoring them,

00:49:53.900 you just hear the beep.

00:49:55.300 Yeah, it is.

00:49:55.580 You're returning to the source signal.

00:49:57.140 It is the big beep.

00:49:57.760 Yeah.

00:49:58.280 Yeah, the big beep.

00:49:59.460 Wow.

00:49:59.960 Dude, did I just find God?

00:50:01.180 I just found God, guys.

00:50:03.920 Through racism, we have discovered the meaning of life. 0.99

00:50:06.700 This is fucking incredible. 0.99

00:50:07.860 God's been in our ceiling the whole time. 0.99

00:50:09.520 God exists everywhere, even in racism.

00:50:11.820 Yeah, and the cosmic background.

00:50:13.880 I knew God was up there.

00:50:15.140 I didn't know how close he was.

00:50:16.440 He was just actually, like, he was going, like, he has actually just changed the batteries.

00:50:22.360 God's power comes through two AA lithium ion batteries.

00:50:25.680 You're like, oh, I'm losing my religion.

00:50:27.060 Oh, bro, just get some new batteries.

00:50:28.300 It's all good.

00:50:29.280 Yeah.

00:50:29.560 You think, did Dayquil have a chirp in his, in his surely what is an apartment?

00:50:35.380 Of course.

00:50:36.360 Oh, yeah.

00:50:37.040 Flooded apartment, too, right?

00:50:38.260 That thing flooded, like, he probably still lives in it. 0.99

00:50:40.200 Probably moldy as shit. 0.97

00:50:41.040 Because I rented a property in, I've told you guys this before, I think, but I had a, I 0.99

00:50:46.400 owned a triplex in Paris, California, rented to all black people, and, uh...

00:50:50.940 Oh, Nick is in Paris.

00:50:54.680 Good for you, Cole.

00:50:59.220 Hell yeah.

00:50:59.700 Cole's back.

00:51:00.760 He's back, baby.

00:51:01.720 That story's over, because that joke was so good, we're moving on.

00:51:04.560 We're done.

00:51:05.520 All right.

00:51:06.640 We already got people asking for the lane yet.

00:51:08.820 Somebody said this a while ago.

00:51:10.640 They said, I like this Cole guy.

00:51:12.160 They're like, I think Cole's kind of funny.

00:51:14.700 I don't mind.

00:51:15.960 He's had, like, a six-month hiatus from funny, so this is nice.

00:51:18.680 This is a nice change of faith.

00:51:19.560 Do you guys think the ultimate Yucubian deception was that he deceived us all into thinking that 0.75

00:51:25.000 the beep was actually something to be ashamed of?

00:51:27.500 Like, that it's not the source, you know, the life source, you know?

00:51:30.300 That's how you return to the source.

00:51:31.560 Yes.

00:51:32.100 Yeah. 0.96

00:51:32.820 Did you see that tweet today about the black people complaining that white people have 0.69

00:51:37.060 gotten too illiterate, and we know about Yacoub now? 0.97

00:51:40.040 Have you seen that?

00:51:40.880 It's like in there.

00:51:41.600 How dare you read about Yacoub? 1.00

00:51:43.500 Yeah, they're literally like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:51:45.440 How do y'all know about Yacoub? 1.00

00:51:45.780 Do you hear these niggas read? 1.00

00:51:47.740 I guess this guy, this guy Curious Celtic, he must be new to the show.

00:51:52.060 He's like, I like Cole.

00:51:52.820 He's funny.

00:51:53.300 He's like, well, not for the last, like, 50 episodes.

00:51:57.340 Is he gay? 0.86

00:51:58.500 Yes, he is.

00:52:00.500 All right.

00:52:00.980 All right, go with, let's, let's Laney edit it up, yo. 1.00

00:52:03.740 Let's do it.

00:52:04.440 A Laney Hobbomock production.

00:52:07.420 Let's check it out. 0.99

00:52:09.900 Fucking check it out. 0.99

00:52:10.900 Colin, Clint here, your brother. 1.00

00:52:12.200 This is my shitposting, retarded, racist podcast. 1.00

00:52:22.080 Gold Tower Games. 1.00

00:52:27.900 I've tried desperately to get you to watch or listen to an episode.

00:52:30.880 I don't think you have what it takes, Colin. 1.00

00:52:38.140 I think you're a fucking pussy faggot. 1.00

00:52:47.340 I get a new house. 1.00

00:52:48.440 I even bought a new washer and a new refrigerator all in the same year.

00:52:52.740 How often is the sex happening, Cole?

00:52:54.480 Once a week.

00:52:55.580 Yeah, she's cheating on you. 1.00

00:52:56.780 Oh my God. 0.99

00:52:58.860 They're just as good as dead.

00:52:59.960 You're not the only coal she's burning. 1.00

00:53:17.360 All this fucking flowery, you know, hot hot shit. 1.00

00:53:28.000 And Top just runs in there, Puerto Rican style. 1.00

00:53:29.960 And it's like, ooh, bro.

00:53:44.100 But with that in mind, what would you do for a Klondike car? 1.00

00:53:47.240 I mean, kill my wife, I guess. 0.98

00:53:49.020 Yo, Robbie, I'm Freddie Cane. 1.00

00:53:50.680 I'm on some bullshit. 1.00

00:53:51.640 Big Mac 11, back to the seven, I'm on some bullshit. 1.00

00:53:54.100 I put that president on my wrist and I got frostbite. 0.98

00:53:56.620 Bag it like singles, you want a single, it's going to cost you. 0.99

00:53:58.900 You're like, are you black, are you Arab, are you Blair of my V? 1.00

00:54:08.740 He was Louis Farrakar. 0.94

00:54:12.480 Cole, why don't you have a gun?

00:54:14.020 You've been like libertarian for seven years or something.

00:54:17.260 Wait, you're gunless?

00:54:18.880 I live in a white neighborhood.

00:54:20.880 Like, what?

00:54:28.900 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:54:36.760 Dude, Timmy fucking, your lactating wife is bullshit. 1.00

00:54:39.700 And I put that on the set shit. 1.00

00:54:41.140 Big Mac 11, back to the seven, I'm on some bullshit. 1.00

00:54:43.560 I put that president on my wrist and I got frostbite. 0.98

00:54:46.120 Stack it like Pringles, you want a single, it's going to cost you. 1.00

00:54:48.540 See your rabbit, young Freddie Cane, I'm on some bullshit. 0.97

00:54:50.740 Big Mac 11, back to the seven. 0.99

00:54:53.140 Wow.

00:54:53.820 Yay.

00:54:54.960 We were like halfway through that.

00:54:56.120 That song, I need that song immediately. 0.99

00:54:58.280 That song is fucking fire. 0.99

00:54:59.240 I'm like, this is the most peaceful laniated and then it was like, nope, bam. 1.00

00:55:03.480 Yeah.

00:55:04.080 You know it ain't a laniated unless eight to nine people perish.

00:55:08.600 At least several animals.

00:55:10.740 Got to walk away for a sec.

00:55:11.900 Yo, I feel like when I just sat down now, I went like this and I looked for a seatbelt. 0.90

00:55:15.620 Cause like after watching the laniated, I feel like I should have like fucking, I went 0.96

00:55:20.440 to get this. 0.99

00:55:20.920 Strap in baby boy.

00:55:21.820 Clint, you see that baby boy? 0.94

00:55:23.640 Yeah baby, dangerous retards, let's go. 1.00

00:55:25.440 Fucking dangerous retards. 1.00

00:55:26.880 Yeah, all the violence and murder reminded me that I had to fucking show off my, my holster 1.00

00:55:33.720 gear. 0.99

00:55:33.740 Hit one for Cole and you can put nothing in it.

00:55:36.040 Yeah.

00:55:37.600 It's like what kind of gun model you got, Cole?

00:55:38.720 I'll put my pager in there, cause that's what us white people have.

00:55:41.280 So I can page the cops. 1.00

00:55:46.720 Get these niggers the fuck out. 1.00

00:55:49.100 My wife's fucking seven black guys right now. 1.00

00:55:51.780 What? 1.00

00:55:52.720 Oh, yeah, this is a page of the cops. 1.00

00:55:55.140 There's black guys at my house, fucking my wife. 1.00

00:55:58.660 Please help me. 1.00

00:56:00.660 Like is she struggling?

00:56:01.600 It's like, no, she seems to like it.

00:56:02.700 Like, well, what do you want to do?

00:56:03.760 There's a lot of noises coming out of there.

00:56:05.700 A lot of moans and screams.

00:56:07.900 No, she's making, she's making noises I've never heard in my entire life. 1.00

00:56:11.860 That's not animalistic.

00:56:15.080 One of them's named Dayquil.

00:56:16.580 Get him. 1.00

00:56:18.260 Fuck. 1.00

00:56:19.660 I'm sending that to, I'm sending that to Colin immediately after this. 1.00

00:56:23.200 Yeah.

00:56:23.900 Oh, yeah, for sure.

00:56:24.640 I was going to mention that you definitely needed to.

00:56:25.900 I forgot that was even a thing.

00:56:27.180 I forgot. 0.98

00:56:28.320 He's a wigger like me too. 0.98

00:56:29.700 So the fact that that, that rocks to a hard rap beat is going to, he's hooked. 0.97

00:56:33.980 We got a new fan.

00:56:34.700 Good job.

00:56:34.980 Lainey, Lainey, we only need you to do a million more personalized edits for additional fans.

00:56:40.100 Is there any way in hell you could get a live reaction of him watching it?

00:56:44.340 Yeah.

00:56:45.100 I'll, I'll ask him to.

00:56:46.400 That would be cool.

00:56:47.040 Like if you just set up like a, set it up like your own StreamYard studio, like a private

00:56:51.500 thing and just be like, but like, hey, can you watch this?

00:56:54.020 And then just like, maybe even put them like headphones or whatever.

00:56:57.020 All right.

00:56:57.160 All right.

00:56:57.320 All right.

00:56:57.500 Yeah.

00:56:57.840 That way it's like, you know, a reaction video.

00:57:00.280 That'd be fun.

00:57:01.280 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:01.440 Make content out of this bitch. 1.00

00:57:02.900 Top is drinking Dayquil. 1.00

00:57:04.120 That is Dayquil right there.

00:57:05.240 Is it?

00:57:05.700 I can see.

00:57:06.120 Yeah.

00:57:06.260 Look at it.

00:57:06.660 That's Dayquil.

00:57:07.700 Yo, that's high C, bro.

00:57:09.760 Nah, I made my own sangria. 1.00

00:57:11.200 This shit fucking slaps, dude. 1.00

00:57:12.520 Oh, it's so poor. 1.00

00:57:13.200 Is it actually, uh, alcoholic?

00:57:16.560 Yeah, dude. 0.97

00:57:17.020 I have like a triple sec, rum, vodka, all kinds of shit in here. 0.89

00:57:20.180 It's a sangria. 1.00

00:57:21.320 Damn. 0.99

00:57:21.560 Wait, why am I not drinking as well? 0.99

00:57:22.400 Well, because it's like, so there's like sangria, the alcohol, like, alcoholic drink.

00:57:26.380 No.

00:57:26.820 Also, sangria is also just like a fruit drink.

00:57:29.820 I mean, aside from Dayquil having an awful taste. 0.98

00:57:32.680 Fresh squeezed orange juice, apple juice, cranberry juice, fucking vodka, rum, all kinds 1.00

00:57:39.400 of shit in here. 1.00

00:57:40.000 Red wine. 1.00

00:57:41.100 Did we just loot Clint and Toad?

00:57:43.100 Yeah.

00:57:43.780 Toad, you're okay?

00:57:44.520 Sorry.

00:57:46.140 Everybody's dead.

00:57:46.880 What just happened? 1.00

00:57:48.140 What the fuck? 1.00

00:57:48.560 Hold on, hold on. 1.00

00:57:49.020 No, bring that up.

00:57:49.600 I like that.

00:57:50.080 I like that.

00:57:50.400 What's going on here?

00:57:51.900 Rubble Ramp, baby. 1.00

00:57:52.920 Fellas, is it gay if you enjoy your wife's handjobs better than her blowjobs? 1.00

00:57:57.160 What if you get in either? 1.00

00:57:58.380 Is it gay? 0.99

00:57:59.460 I don't know if it's gay. 1.00

00:58:01.480 I think it's more of a testament about how trash that dome be. 0.99

00:58:05.320 Yeah, I don't think it's gay, but have you told her this? 0.99

00:58:09.160 Have you been like, hey, babe, is she blowing you and be like, can you just take it out of 0.99

00:58:13.620 your mouth and put it in your hand, pretty please?

00:58:15.200 Like, just finish it up. 0.64

00:58:16.920 Just finish it up.

00:58:17.360 Just finish off with your hand.

00:58:18.980 The mouth wasn't working good anyway.

00:58:20.900 All right.

00:58:21.700 The cars for kids jingle is the same music as a Jewish song worshiping Saturn. 0.84

00:58:26.000 The car company?

00:58:26.460 I'll take your word for it.

00:58:27.440 Yeah.

00:58:28.400 Okay.

00:58:29.660 Are you sure?

00:58:31.000 Yeah.

00:58:31.600 He's correct.

00:58:32.500 Of course.

00:58:33.140 I got to call the cops, man. 1.00

00:58:35.280 There's a nigger in my house. 1.00

00:58:37.520 What the hell? 1.00

00:58:38.180 What do you got? 0.98

00:58:38.840 He's Dayquil.

00:58:39.700 He's got Dayquil.

00:58:41.020 By the way, he misunderstood.

00:58:44.660 My brother is in California, but he's not in LA.

00:58:47.860 But there is a-

00:58:48.940 He's smoking Kratom.

00:58:49.580 But there is a-

00:58:50.340 No, different brother.

00:58:51.040 Oh, this is so bad.

00:58:52.360 You don't smoke Kratom, I don't think.

00:58:54.240 I still don't know what Kratom is.

00:58:55.500 There is a strike team that is going from Colin's battalion, but he is not on it, thank God.

00:59:03.640 Yeah, things are getting out of hand over there, right?

00:59:05.540 The Jews let it dry up pretty good. 1.00

00:59:06.780 A strike team? 0.87

00:59:06.800 That's what they call a fire team?

00:59:08.100 A strike team? 0.71

00:59:09.680 Something's cheesy about that.

00:59:10.960 I don't know.

00:59:11.800 Well, I think it's for backup purposes.

00:59:14.440 Want to be special forces.

00:59:15.860 Yeah, it's like, oh, cool.

00:59:18.060 Guys, it's fire, not Hodges.

00:59:19.780 Get over yourselves.

00:59:20.700 Look, Colin just became a fan of Tower Gang.

00:59:22.640 Don't lose him now, okay?

00:59:24.140 He's not on the strike team, but that's okay.

00:59:26.640 He's awesome.

00:59:27.380 And he's our new listener. 1.00

00:59:29.800 Jose, I want you to know, they call it fighting fires, by the way, so fuck you. 1.00

00:59:33.540 Yeah, it's called fighting fires. 1.00

00:59:35.280 Yeah, and just for the record, my brother actually fights the fires with his fists, so get the fuck out of here. 0.91

00:59:41.640 It's like that family guy bit where they actually have to fight the fires. 0.97

00:59:46.340 I like how Toad really just took a swig of that Dayquil, like his liver could afford it.

00:59:51.100 I think his body just needs constant medication like that.

00:59:55.200 I think it's so run down, it actually is probably good for him at this point. 0.99

00:59:58.900 Dude, what the fuck is happening in your background? 1.00

01:00:02.700 He's watching porn. 1.00

01:00:04.300 By the way, the jaundice around your eyes is worse this week. 0.96

01:00:08.380 I'm 99% sure that your liver is failing.

01:00:12.080 Oh, I sent a couple is it gays to the chat this week, and I would like to go over those.

01:00:16.760 Oh, yeah.

01:00:17.420 With yesterday's horribleness behind us.

01:00:21.100 Did you see how fresh and spry and clearly Caucasian the skin was around his eyes in that video a year ago? 0.90

01:00:30.780 After one year of gambling and losing, he's now tinted up jaundiced yellow.

01:00:36.060 Yellow is an Asian, bro. 1.00

01:00:37.780 It was a losing year, man. 1.00

01:00:39.360 Now I'm addicted to this shit, and I don't know what I'm going to do. 1.00

01:00:43.000 Yeah, sports betting has destroyed your liver. 1.00

01:00:45.580 We need to isolate that and make it a day-quill fucking end. 1.00

01:00:51.160 We did have a bunch of fucking is-it-gay shit, right? 1.00

01:00:57.200 Yes, we did. 1.00

01:00:57.900 I sent a bunch of them.

01:01:00.100 I'm trying to find them now.

01:01:01.500 It's our gang production room. 0.99

01:01:02.560 I posted a bunch of shit in there, too. 0.99

01:01:03.960 Yeah, I shared a dope-ass thing of a guy that's caressing on some dude's girl, and then he 0.99

01:01:10.440 starts caressing the other dude at the same time. 0.85

01:01:12.480 I think we played that before.

01:01:13.480 I thought that was great content.

01:01:14.080 But then Toad was-

01:01:14.860 Maybe, maybe we have.

01:01:15.440 It was great content.

01:01:17.160 Went on this whole rant about something.

01:01:19.320 Oh, about Jake Shields.

01:01:20.600 I remember that now. 1.00

01:01:21.280 And he filled the chat with some bullshit. 1.00

01:01:24.180 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:01:24.340 We really wanted to open that.

01:01:25.720 I don't even think-I don't think Top is even on Toad's side with this one.

01:01:28.820 Jake is right, though.

01:01:35.000 Oh. 1.00

01:01:38.440 What the fuck is he- 1.00

01:01:39.560 Why does this happen? 1.00

01:01:43.840 I think this guy's a boss. 0.98

01:01:45.780 Yeah, not gay. 0.96

01:01:46.500 He's feeling up both his girlfriend and his buddy.

01:01:49.320 He's-I mean, King Riz. 1.00

01:01:51.380 He's throwing out diversionary tactics while he's trying to fuck his girl. 0.99

01:01:54.680 Nick has risen the whole row. 0.99

01:01:57.120 Yeah.

01:01:59.560 Oh, okay.

01:02:00.160 So, I found both of them.

01:02:01.740 Okay.

01:02:01.900 So, I'm going to send them back to the chat.

01:02:04.980 All right.

01:02:05.240 So, what are you asking?

01:02:06.180 Are we asking if that was gay?

01:02:07.820 No, no, no. 0.99

01:02:08.500 That is gay. 1.00

01:02:09.320 No, it's not. 0.93

01:02:09.900 No, that's not gay. 0.98

01:02:10.980 That's gay. 1.00

01:02:11.620 What are you talking about? 0.99

01:02:11.980 And you need to analyze it. 0.63

01:02:13.040 I need to know more to determine if it's gay or not. 0.93

01:02:15.340 I mean, it depends. 0.99

01:02:15.740 If that was some sort of deep level, like, 4D chess just to screw that dude's girl, holy moly.

01:02:21.760 Probably.

01:02:21.980 That's, like, next level stuff right there.

01:02:23.080 It's, like, is he gay or is he not? 0.99

01:02:24.680 Is he gay or is he just that straight that he's going to bang your girl? 1.00

01:02:28.120 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:02:28.480 This is the.

01:02:30.060 This is that con. 0.98

01:02:31.100 Oh, there's some titties on that dude. 0.97

01:02:33.140 Oh, my God. 0.97

01:02:34.200 No way.

01:02:35.540 Toad was pro. 0.89

01:02:36.340 Those are the biggest titties I've ever seen. 0.99

01:02:42.000 That's just ridiculous. 1.00

01:02:43.700 He's titty-fuckinging with his foot. 1.00

01:02:45.200 Oh, if he sprays some milk out of that. 0.98

01:02:58.200 Dude, this guy could be me.

01:03:00.380 You'll never defeat the milk man.

01:03:02.360 This guy could legitimately be trans and, like, actually pass. 1.00

01:03:07.900 If you just see his tits, yeah. 1.00

01:03:10.360 It's like that's some old lady. 1.00

01:03:11.720 Wow. 1.00

01:03:12.620 He did a fucking moonsault. 1.00

01:03:14.120 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:03:16.340 Oh, oh.

01:03:17.560 Dude, this is a.

01:03:18.960 That's a huge dude to be doing a moonsault. 0.99

01:03:21.120 I would legitimately rather be punched by Mike Tyson than have those titties, like, smashed in my face, like, from, like, doing something like that. 1.00

01:03:27.620 Yeah, you're wrong. 0.99

01:03:28.440 You're definitely.

01:03:28.820 No, no, no.

01:03:29.600 At least punched by Mike Tyson.

01:03:31.080 I'd be like, hey, I got punched by Mike Tyson.

01:03:33.340 That's pretty cool.

01:03:33.400 No, you don't get to talk after Mike Tyson punches you, bro.

01:03:36.220 It's over.

01:03:37.520 Oh, you're saying I'm dead?

01:03:38.580 I die?

01:03:39.340 Yeah. 0.93

01:03:40.580 And honestly, honestly, you can't afford to lose any more brain cells, even if he doesn't kill you.

01:03:44.700 What's the name of that guy?

01:03:45.820 Don't pull me around.

01:03:47.140 I want to buy his t-shirt.

01:03:48.120 All right, I sent the couple. 0.67

01:03:50.760 Is it gay? 0.99

01:03:51.200 And then I also sent a little video, too. 0.99

01:03:52.960 And do we want to rip off that scab to see how a retarded toad is with the whole Jake Shields, Tim Pool argument? 0.98

01:04:00.360 Is that what we're going to do? 0.61

01:04:01.020 I mean, I don't know.

01:04:02.060 I didn't think it was that interesting.

01:04:03.620 But if you guys think.

01:04:04.880 I just thought it was.

01:04:05.940 No, I only brought it up because it was.

01:04:08.200 Toad dug his heels in like crazy.

01:04:09.940 He dug his heels in.

01:04:10.860 But he was self-admittedly extraordinarily sleep-deprived, which he always is. 1.00

01:04:15.120 And he was saying wild shit. 0.99

01:04:16.120 All right, let's do this. 1.00

01:04:16.820 Am I being a pussy? 1.00

01:04:17.640 Uh-huh. 1.00

01:04:19.140 My girlfriend, 19, female.

01:04:20.800 Wants me, 20, male. 1.00

01:04:22.500 To hold my glock to her head while we're having sex. 0.98

01:04:24.600 And I've been taught gun safety since I was six years old.

01:04:26.980 I'm not sure how to go about this.

01:04:28.460 I don't want to do it.

01:04:29.360 But every time she sees it, she says, quote, you should hold this to my head while you rail me.

01:04:34.340 End quote.

01:04:34.840 What do I do? 0.70

01:04:36.080 Is it gay to not do this to her? 1.00

01:04:38.200 You should do it. 0.97

01:04:39.320 Because even if you have it loaded and you have the safety off, if it happens to go off, meh.

01:04:43.640 I'm just going to do the rest of the podcast like this.

01:04:48.860 To top, top.

01:04:49.940 Let's ask you.

01:04:50.840 Your wife asked you to hold that to her head while you rail her. 0.99

01:04:53.740 Would you do it?

01:04:54.500 You're assuming he hasn't.

01:04:56.520 That's true.

01:04:57.200 You're right.

01:04:57.820 Yes, I did it last night.

01:04:59.040 Honestly, that'd be the primary reason I wouldn't do it, because then I'd feel like I'd have to do it all the time.

01:05:05.380 Oh, that's true.

01:05:06.000 After that, there's no way you feel that thrill.

01:05:07.640 Then you'd be chasing the glock dragon.

01:05:10.160 She can't get off anymore.

01:05:11.380 And her, too. 0.98

01:05:12.140 Her, if she gets off, and it's crazy, she's like, now start holding a knife to my throat. 1.00

01:05:17.560 Yeah, and then she's committing crimes just in hopes that a cop will rape her and shit. 1.00

01:05:22.460 You can't go down this path. 1.00

01:05:24.380 Yeah, and she's just using that as a substitute for your cock. 1.00

01:05:27.660 I would say, though, for that one, that first hit, though, has to hit like absolute crack, though. 1.00

01:05:33.080 I mean, just perfect.

01:05:34.900 I know maybe she goes off the deep end.

01:05:37.980 Maybe you can hold it.

01:05:38.900 Maybe you can come back to the reality.

01:05:41.380 She's already off of it, but yeah. 0.96

01:05:42.880 I will admit that would be pretty dope, like gun to the head, just freaking just railing. 0.61

01:05:47.880 That would be like, that would be exciting. 0.92

01:05:50.880 It's gateway glock, exactly. 0.98

01:05:51.880 As opposed to what Cole's experienced, which is gateway cock. 0.86

01:05:55.660 Go ahead. 0.97

01:05:56.400 Exactly.

01:05:57.580 But the thing is, you also don't arrive to gateway glock.

01:06:01.480 You have to start like...

01:06:02.840 No, you start with choking.

01:06:04.700 With choking.

01:06:05.260 Yeah, you start with choking.

01:06:06.140 And then you work your way up to a knife.

01:06:07.920 He definitely choked his girlfriend and like, and railed her.

01:06:10.660 And then she was just like, I want something more.

01:06:13.240 And she's like, hold the gun to my head.

01:06:14.860 Yo, yo, yo. 0.99

01:06:15.480 If you hold the gun to her head while she blows you, is it called the glock glock? 0.92

01:06:18.380 Or is it called the glock glock glock?

01:06:28.480 I was proud of that one.

01:06:29.660 All right.

01:06:29.980 So it's gay if he doesn't do this right? 0.92

01:06:34.420 Yes. 0.65

01:06:35.060 It's gay, but it's also probably the smart thing to not do. 1.00

01:06:39.660 I don't think it's ever gay to not do something that you don't want to do. 1.00

01:06:42.760 It's gay to do shit you don't want to do. 1.00

01:06:45.020 No, the absence of not gay is gay. 1.00

01:06:47.980 Something you want to do. 0.94

01:06:49.100 But if that thing is inherently gay... 0.99

01:06:51.080 Well, then you're gay. 0.93

01:06:53.540 That's different. 0.98

01:06:54.000 Right.

01:06:54.580 This is what happens when you tell your girlfriend that you're not going to hold the gun to her

01:06:57.700 head. 0.97

01:06:57.900 Your Spanish girlfriend. 0.99

01:06:58.980 I'm about to say.

01:06:59.840 That's probably...

01:07:00.420 She probably is...

01:07:01.660 She's a pinci medicone. 1.00

01:07:03.840 Looked like she got a butter knife. 1.00

01:07:04.980 Joe, she got a... 1.00

01:07:05.700 Oh, it's a butter knife?

01:07:06.600 A butter knife?

01:07:07.300 No. 0.99

01:07:08.000 That's so fucking funny. 0.99

01:07:10.220 She got him in the eye with that cord. 1.00

01:07:11.520 By the way, it would hurt to get hit with the fucking cord. 1.00

01:07:13.360 It would hurt, but like... 1.00

01:07:14.940 Yeah, it would hurt.

01:07:15.940 But she's not getting ready.

01:07:16.520 All it would take is like one of like, I'm not digging this anymore, and it's game over.

01:07:20.800 Dude, it's got a lot of leverage.

01:07:22.180 She's got the plug part on the end of it. 0.99

01:07:24.640 It's hitting him in the eye.

01:07:25.740 That's bad, man.

01:07:27.300 He's going to be like Dan Crenshaw.

01:07:30.380 What do they say?

01:07:31.220 Did she just spit on him? 1.00

01:07:32.700 She's Brazilian. 0.58

01:07:33.560 Oh, she videoed that too. 1.00

01:07:35.380 She's a real piece of shit. 1.00

01:07:36.240 Nice ass. 1.00

01:07:36.420 I didn't know. 1.00

01:07:37.000 Oh, my God.

01:07:38.540 No way, dude.

01:07:41.740 That's not a butter knife, by the way.

01:07:43.760 I would say it was like a regular knife, yeah.

01:07:45.220 It's like a letter opener right there. 0.98

01:07:46.480 If you're him, is this gay? 0.99

01:07:48.160 Are you being gay right now? 0.93

01:07:49.580 Yo, I mean... 0.97

01:07:51.300 He's just trying to survive.

01:07:53.000 I wonder what they're saying.

01:07:54.500 Desperate for gnocchi.

01:07:56.400 That is more...

01:07:56.980 That is not...

01:07:57.440 That almost feels like more like some weird cartel stuff. 0.98

01:08:00.080 Or some weird SBMM shit. 0.98

01:08:03.120 That knife is like serrated. 1.00

01:08:04.420 Why does she... 1.00

01:08:05.100 Oh! 0.70

01:08:05.320 Makes me feel like they're going to start like beheading him soon or something. 0.59

01:08:08.800 Yeah, yeah.

01:08:09.180 I'm nervous. 1.00

01:08:10.160 She's having him lick the fucking floor. 1.00

01:08:16.860 He's like, if you like this video, I have so many more. 1.00

01:08:20.260 Subscribe.

01:08:20.780 We just got caught by porn, man.

01:08:24.180 Just call...

01:08:25.100 Deja.

01:08:26.660 Just call...

01:08:27.620 Deja.

01:08:29.620 Just call...

01:08:30.620 Deja.

01:08:32.540 They call me Deja.

01:08:34.140 The credit realtor.

01:08:35.860 Wow.

01:08:36.700 Oh.

01:08:37.640 That's who's selling Clint's houses out in California.

01:08:40.500 Yeah.

01:08:40.840 Yeah.

01:08:42.400 That's wild.

01:08:44.260 would you call deja no for what

01:08:50.900 can you imagine if you're the one who set up the appointment with the realtor to

01:08:53.940 to with your wife and that's who like and you went to the like to meet the the realtor with

01:09:00.820 what the is this

01:09:05.300 what's funny is like sometimes like how we did when we did our house like we just elizabeth

01:09:08.980 just hit a thing on like um whatever like realtor dock and whatever it just and like hit like uh

01:09:15.380 schedule a walkthrough and it just picks a realtor like it doesn't necessarily not necessarily real

01:09:20.340 to the house that'd be really funny if you just do that and then she shows up just as one of the ones 0.86

01:09:25.940 wearing that thing where her nipples are basically i feel like she probably classes it up unless you're 1.00

01:09:30.580 like one who reached out to directly and if you threw a little bit of like flirtiness on there i 0.73

01:09:35.460 feel like she would hold it up because i just she's trying to make that deal what what killed 0.99

01:09:40.100 me about it is at the end it's just so stereotypical i mean it's already a black real estate lady who's 1.00

01:09:44.980 rapping in her advertisement but then she ends it with i'm the credit realtor and it's like uh

01:09:50.580 it had to be based off of this like it's like no money down so you just will pay you to buy this house

01:09:56.100 and the houses they're in are not the one she's selling either she is not selling like that what

01:10:00.660 looks like a multi-million dollar house yeah section eight that's that's about more more

01:10:06.020 accurate oh damn it laney hit us with that that was a banger that's a banger i did want to have 1.00

01:10:10.660 one more i did have one more is it yay and it's from cam newton this one was uh the answer is yes 0.95

01:10:17.300 oh you already know no no i just cam newton yeah go ahead we just know based on his uh flamboyant dress

01:10:24.500 cam newton says he never went to the strip club for women he went to compete with other men if you spend

01:10:29.300 ten thousand i'm spending fifteen thousand yeah just just pause just pause look at the 0.99

01:10:33.620 fucking picture is it gay yeah it's not i'm going to simultaneously take both positions it is 0.99

01:10:41.060 simultaneously not gay and simultaneously the gayest thing ever because it's like you're identifying 1.00

01:10:46.420 your worth by like how much money you blow on a horse but you know he's not also blowing on horse you 0.99

01:10:52.420 know he's doing that stupid uh thing where they buy expensive bottles of like yeah of whiskey and then 0.96

01:10:58.100 just pouring it out you know that's how because there's no like right how maybe they get the gold 0.96

01:11:03.940 foils put on their face yeah you know i guess i'm not like i'm not in high society and and but clint's

01:11:09.300 been there uh how easy is it how easy hard is it to spend ten thousand dollars in a strip club

01:11:18.340 oh i i actually kicked it with real rich people they don't they don't spend money like that that's for 0.98

01:11:23.300 that's for poor rich people yeah that's for like drug dealers okay and blacks and i'm guessing like 0.92

01:11:28.980 and i guess like this uh sports stars so sports stars probably have that money and rich black people 0.98

01:11:34.180 is what i meant right yeah

01:11:39.060 i knew i knew rich white people uh they don't do that at the casino they don't do the strip club they 0.98

01:11:43.860 don't they don't blow their money no because because we know how to we have uh we have we have

01:11:49.300 low enough time preference man we know how to save some money yo yo read it read the comment

01:11:56.500 yeah spoken like someone who has never blown his life savings um look look i'm gonna say this is 0.98

01:12:04.180 actually double gay because because first off you go to the strip club if you are going to the strip club 1.00

01:12:08.980 i think it's actually it's triple gay going to strip club is gay because you ain't fucking so it's 1.00

01:12:12.900 gay uh that's not true i'm pretty gay then you can definitely get well you're definitely gay all 1.00

01:12:18.020 right all right fine set that one aside i still say that's gay level two level two of gay you don't 0.99

01:12:23.220 go there for the women oh my god yes yeah yeah level three gay you're going there just to one-up your 1.00

01:12:29.220 homeboy on throwing money at whores it's not even gay gay gay gay gay yeah because he's going to the 1.00

01:12:34.820 strip club not looking at the women looking at the other dudes and seeing what the other dudes are 1.00

01:12:39.220 doing and it's like you guys are getting to women right now i'm getting way hornier to them 0.92

01:12:45.380 i'm proving you by spending more money yo yo you think you're 10 000 horny i'm 25 000 horny 0.89

01:12:52.340 might be a little bit straight sort of goes both ways 1.00

01:12:58.260 that was a hell of a drop good job that's good dude it had to be like if you're if you're the whore in 0.99

01:13:04.100 the strip club too and you see cam newton walk in like oh no no all right with that guys i told 0.98

01:13:10.420 you i had a heart out at 10 30. i'll see y'all guys next week i i would not be leaving during this 0.85

01:13:15.060 segment if i were you this is this is is it is a gay if jose leaves yes if you leave right now it's 0.97

01:13:22.740 it's gay yeah i'm leaving because it's gay that's way too hard 1.00

01:13:28.500 wedding room wow she's got quite an exit she's got some canisters yeah cannons some cannons yeah 1.00

01:13:37.140 this is our weekly uh breastfeeding segment i guess this is my favorite yo we need we need a graphic

01:13:42.580 milk truck just arrived yeah i gotta wait i did i have the uh the milk sommelier uh hat and the uh

01:13:49.700 the milk truck uh hoodie drink it she should drink it yeah what what nationality is that this woman 0.99

01:13:58.100 yeah i don't know i don't know russian my her national european i guess

01:14:02.820 uh i believe she comes from the land of milk my favorite place milk and mummy

01:14:13.460 oh man it's the motherland crazy that that is allowed very weird very weird all right where do

01:14:20.740 we go from here because i feel like uh every time somebody leaves it's always an awkward transition

01:14:25.700 right like what do we do now we tried to make it less awkward with the like the drop as he as he

01:14:31.540 exited he technically did say i didn't even see this he said gotta bounce in 10 minutes and i never 0.97

01:14:36.420 even read that yeah just say it just like say it to us like dumb ass he's like oh my wife like uh 1.00

01:14:42.020 were you allowed to even say that i don't know but if you are if you're a whore like you see cam 1.00

01:14:46.420 newton walk in you're definitely gonna have like a like one of your buddy like one of your friends 0.99

01:14:52.660 he's just starts spinning like club money to get cam newton to spend is that what i feel like that

01:14:58.340 happens a lot though you're one of his guys you should yeah you should like you're basically you're

01:15:02.260 like you're like doing what they do in um like auctions and you're just raising the bid yeah yo real

01:15:09.860 i had a friend of mine that was a very high-end stripper became a very high-end stripper and she no 1.00

01:15:15.220 bullshit i'm not i'm not gonna say her name but her name dayquil yeah this is this is real 0.99

01:15:23.940 shit they would the other strippers would give money to other people in the crowd to throw money 1.00

01:15:30.900 on the stage to get it going oh yeah like like the because the the club would be dead and they 0.96

01:15:35.620 would just go in there and they start throwing money and then they would just give the money back

01:15:38.740 but all of the money that they didn't throw down if you go to uh like a renaissance fair and they have

01:15:42.660 this like uh cleavage contest the women that win those things they bring money out and they hand out 1.00

01:15:47.700 the money to the crowds and be like check out my titties give me some money later and then that's

01:15:51.860 how they win the cleavage contest mega revolt uh there's a reason i didn't plug it on super chat

01:15:57.940 says i found this podcast through liberty lockdown i was surprised because clinton never mentioned this

01:16:01.940 tower gang thing before but i do recognize toad from his lp run and betting show

01:16:06.260 god he found us before he found he found toads better off dead before he found this show that's

01:16:13.540 that's just horrific well we're doing pretty bad tower gang is in my twitter description so i don't

01:16:19.140 have to do that and i do you do that's true you're right you're right and i shouldn't to be honest

01:16:25.380 legally i'd probably take it off i also do remember at the strip club that even the strippers themselves 0.98

01:16:31.060 would walk up and give money which i thought was very weird i was just like you know like we can see

01:16:35.220 we know that this you know i 100 saw it like they the strippers themselves went up and gave money

01:16:41.140 oh yeah they would do that a lot yeah like two to the other strippers they would do it for each

01:16:46.020 other so this is this is what they do they go up they throw 50 or 100 bucks down and then when their

01:16:51.060 girl that they just gave that money to goes up they throw it back at them yeah that's how they get 0.99

01:16:55.540 it going and they try to get this thing going yeah literally a couple bucks it's a churn yeah dude i've

01:17:00.740 seen like uh it's money laundering yeah well i've seen the um have you ever watched the videos of

01:17:05.700 like their hall like there'll be a girl and she'd be like you just got done with like an eight hour 0.99

01:17:09.620 shift here's my money for the day and she opens up a pocketbook that is like ones yeah but it's one

01:17:14.900 of my one of my favorite my favorite follows on twitter is from when we were in the libertarian space

01:17:20.580 this girl named aussie does anyone follow her yeah yeah all right you know libertarian space yeah i

01:17:27.620 got it and only fans chicken libertarian space yeah every so often she'll just post like nudes 0.99

01:17:33.140 or just like random shit and i'm like why do i still follow this person and i like because she's 0.75

01:17:37.460 a stripper right so i follow her because i keep up with libertarian stripper well she never shuts the 1.00

01:17:43.060 up she's not really libertarian but she's more like just leave me alone that kind not like political 0.53

01:17:48.180 she's not that vocal yeah we had followed each other i guess from like the libertarian

01:17:52.180 days is what i mean but i've watched her mental decline and as a part of like i guess her physical

01:17:59.540 decline as a stripper it's been so fascinating over like three years yeah yeah and i again i like this

01:18:05.060 person she's she's nice but it's just like it's it's fascinating to see like her like fly off the rails

01:18:11.220 and i never i never say anything never try to help but i do check in observing yeah i'm just observing

01:18:17.780 because i'm like like what's the half-life of a stripper you're looking you're like a cop right

01:18:22.660 now you're just observing and reporting yeah it's like it's like radioactive decay yeah they're just

01:18:26.980 decaying in real time in front of you yeah her hair starts falling out yeah i have like a click pen

01:18:31.860 and i'm just like poking at it i'm like wait so you're saying that she literally like you've watched

01:18:37.140 her just decline and you think it's because of the stripping well i think the stripping is part of it 0.80

01:18:42.580 but like yeah man it's just like mental things i think the stripping is almost all of it it it

01:18:48.660 it can it pertains to everything that like all her entire decline it's it's sad to see but i don't 0.97

01:18:53.940 like i don't know like i'm not here to help i'm here to burn shit to the ground a little bit more so 0.97

01:18:58.420 i just watch me too i feel like austin peterson is probably like a drug trafficker or something 0.98

01:19:02.980 like there's no there's no way he sells any of that shit that he's advertising so like it's weird 0.95

01:19:08.340 right i don't know what his real he's like he's like he's like a he's like a twitter handle for 0.97

01:19:12.340 the mattress store like he's not he's not real he runs mattress firms yeah exactly like wait is

01:19:18.180 that for real what he does probably oh no i'm just i'm saying metaphorically what he actually yeah

01:19:23.700 okay metaphorically i was actually i was like that makes sense he probably would run he looks like

01:19:27.780 somebody that would run a mattress firm like yeah it's a it's a weird story it has like no rhyme

01:19:33.380 or reason he's come out pretty hard against libertarians but it's like a weird libertarian

01:19:38.260 store so you're not like getting that niche audience and nobody he'll suck javier malay's 1.00

01:19:43.460 dick until he fucking explodes so jews jews jews hates the jews jew it's jewish shit yeah i don't 1.00

01:19:50.740 know i do like i told you this guy wasn't gay nah he is uh i went out with a girl on new year's eve 1.00

01:19:56.820 and she told her and her ex did only fans it was my clint kissing a whore moment i was disgusted wait 0.85

01:20:02.740 i i don't follow this what is he saying he went out with a girl on new year's eve and his date

01:20:08.260 told told him i guess that she and her ex did only fans so he was going out with a chick who 0.99

01:20:14.180 used to do only fans with like her previous dude i see what's the difference matt i mean

01:20:19.300 if you do go out with a girl that had an ex that means that implies that they did

01:20:23.060 so i guess what's the difference if they did it on camera is so much different than just 0.93

01:20:27.060 fucking it's behind a paywall so whatever yeah yeah then toad's watching it it's not like anybody 0.99

01:20:36.340 would ever pull that up and then find it later on when you kissed a whore in vegas glenn thanks josey 0.99

01:20:41.860 appreciate the reminder i understood the reference to me i didn't understand what the 0.99

01:20:45.620 fuck he was saying if it's behind a paywall you'd never find it it's gonna be there forever 0.99

01:20:49.860 you what the fuck are you talking about look i got duped i didn't know i thought this hot latina 1.00

01:21:00.660 chick was into me how the fuck was i supposed to know she wanted 300 bucks yeah for a while too 1.00

01:21:05.460 she worked on you for way hours to me it's like i would think they wouldn't even that bad like why 1.00

01:21:11.460 didn't you pay her no i don't buy sex that's like oh did you see there's um oh god damn it 1.00

01:21:17.060 top's just shaking his head and if i did fuck a hooker then you'd be like you scumbag you need 1.00

01:21:20.980 to find god i can't win with you top i can't i spent 300 you can't keep getting away with it 1.00

01:21:29.460 they want to know what kind of beanie i'm wearing wearing a dangerous retards beanie go ahead and 0.98

01:21:33.220 check that out i know i know i know um toe knows who this is that aila chick a-e-l-l-a um she's 1.00

01:21:40.100 the one that doesn't shower yeah yeah yeah i remember that tweet yeah i don't remember her name 0.88

01:21:44.340 but yeah i remember yeah yeah and she's like so she's like a prostitute she's like an escort 1.00

01:21:48.260 and uh and she posts like she posts i guess she has some app that tracks like everything when she 0.99

01:21:54.340 shits when she showers when she like masturbates when if she goes on a date when she has sex when 1.00

01:21:59.460 she goes to work like it's so weird and like but like i was reading this and she's nasty she showered 1.00

01:22:04.900 for the whole year like 70 times no it was like 20 something i'm pretty sure no it was uh it was bad dude i

01:22:12.180 remember i remember it being less than once a week i did the math in my yeah it was like i was like

01:22:16.660 i was like wait you shower every 10 days this is crazy and then someone posted her rates and it was

01:22:22.180 legitimately like um 0.86

01:22:29.220 n-a-d-e-a-u shaveco.com if you're a sex worker who doesn't shower more than 10 times a day you better

01:22:34.740 be using the best american-made soap you can find use promo code towergang at n-a-d-e-a-u shaveco.com

01:22:41.460 again promo code towergang the best american-made soap if you're a sex worker and your 0.99

01:22:46.260 pussy stinks this is the soap for you yeah if you get shmegma all up in your pubes you don't want 1.00

01:22:50.820 that get some fucking nado shaveco razors and wash that thing out shave it nice and clean so maybe 1.00

01:22:56.420 you don't have to use the soap as much there you go so i want to say that uh she was charging like 1.00

01:23:01.860 four grand an hour for that bitch like it was like what she looked like uh she's not hot yeah like 1.00

01:23:09.460 very mid like it was like it was like two or four grand an hour and she would do up to 48 hours 0.99

01:23:14.100 she could do a thing and it was like 50 grand it was like 48 hours for what i don't understand what

01:23:19.380 are you saying to me she's an escort she's specifically for dudes who like why do you 1.00

01:23:24.340 stink why does she get paid this well if she's not hot i don't understand i don't know shower and 1.00

01:23:30.100 she doesn't shower is it because it's because she has a big twitter following and like a bunch of 1.00

01:23:34.020 of weird simps she's like she's like someone like that's like her thing but it's like uh you remember

01:23:40.500 how napoleon back in the day would like demand that josephine like not shower for like weeks 0.97

01:23:46.100 so he could her when she stinks who is this person it's the people it's the people who are into that 0.95

01:23:51.460 we have a pic of her blowing a gnome with a dildo attached to her why this lady is such an actual 1.00

01:23:59.620 like person gnome like what are we talking about i don't even know what he's what is he talking about

01:24:04.100 i'm trying to find that one because someone like posted like her like literally her like escort page 1.00

01:24:09.060 it was like an escort page her like where you can rent her at and it was like it gave her rates and

01:24:13.380 it had like a picture of her and it was she was like oh i just i just googled it she's got a dope body 1.00

01:24:18.020 i guess that's why what does she look like again she's she's fine she's fine looking but like but 1.00

01:24:24.900 like i'm saying the girl that you made out with in vegas was that girl hotter uh then this chick well 1.00

01:24:32.260 i mean i'm very racist so no but she was very attractive for a latina okay okay but for as opposed 1.00

01:24:39.460 to three hundred dollars an hour versus two grand an hour oh bargain bargain to get this latina chick 1.00

01:24:45.620 absolute bargain wait this is the chick aella i forgot what she looked like yeah aela yeah they

01:24:53.300 just posted tyros tyler scroll one through uh maybe not i'm on the fence now maybe but i just thought

01:25:00.340 it was what it is yeah i just thought no i've seen her i've seen like it come up because i think she's 0.99

01:25:04.900 like a liberty kind of like adjacent as well i thought she's like her face is totally whatever it's very

01:25:11.860 she's just that she's very plain jane i think yeah i kind of like that clint yeah i mean plain jane is

01:25:19.380 is cool i guess but like it's it's only cool if she's not 50 guys a year for money yeah in which case 1.00

01:25:26.660 that shit sucks and if she only showers every 10 days then she should literally be living in a dumpster 1.00

01:25:33.380 i tend to agree yes this is this is why i say it's fascinating to see that other girl decline like i'm 1.00

01:25:40.580 sure people watch this that's what i was trying to like be like this girl like literally she only 0.58

01:25:45.620 showers like 50 times a year makes you pay two grand to escort and she's not like and like and 1.00

01:25:54.180 but you're you have a person that like is probably better looking and is declining even worse yeah

01:26:00.740 she really does shower she showers 40 times a year if i recall correctly um and honestly at that point

01:26:06.740 that's a tough sell and certainly not a two thousand dollar a hour hooker my god what are we 0.99

01:26:13.380 talking about it's insane yeah men need to have self-respect jesus christ get a life it's bad dude 0.95

01:26:19.220 she needs to have some the the amount of times i've seen like her who cares about her dude the amount 0.58

01:26:24.260 of times i've seen uh see mega revolt he didn't even know that he'd be a fan he's already a fan me and

01:26:33.540 tell you go half and half on ayla you in is that gay who gets who gets which half 0.94

01:26:40.260 so you're going to want to be at the front for that toads like i just don't want the 1.00

01:26:43.540 pussy okay actually that i get the mouth actually because if if she if she's only showering 40 times 1.00

01:26:49.220 a year you do not want to get below the how often is she brushing i'm going with the mouth mouth 0.98

01:26:54.260 the mouth is dirty anyway so whatever god she also said she only went out she also said so literally

01:27:02.740 she does it every year so she'll all the tracking she tracked that she went outside 0.56

01:27:07.140 just outside of her house 192 times last year 0.53

01:27:12.260 i probably can't beat that her shower to being cummed on ratio probably huge because she said that it's below 1.00

01:27:20.260 one what's also funny is like she says how many times she said sex but also how many times she's 0.97

01:27:25.220 worked but her work is an escort so uh and her sex number was way less than her work number uh so i 1.00

01:27:32.900 want to say that she's not counting the sex during work hours as right that's her work yeah yeah which i 0.99

01:27:40.260 wonder is that's some sneaky that's some jew shit right she must be jewish yeah that's some that's 1.00

01:27:46.740 some jew oh she's definitely jewish right because imagine imagine you ask a girl like how many bodies 1.00

01:27:52.500 you have and she goes like including my work hours and you go like wait what

01:27:59.300 like just like run as soon as soon as she has any follow-up questions get the 1.00

01:28:02.900 fuck out she's like i've only slept with like eight guys uh off of work and you know off the 1.00

01:28:09.380 clock though off the clock all the eight guys i'm a virgin prostitute okay 1.00

01:28:16.020 wait is this true she takes a plan b once a day whether she needs it or not there's no way that's 0.97

01:28:20.180 true not true that would be that would be gut-wrenching you're just constantly destroying yourself

01:28:25.300 how to absolutely she's addicted to plan b all right all right yeah this is this is the video i

01:28:28.820 wanted to talk about because this guy is rad what up guys this is mark again and today

01:28:44.980 didn't he start off speaking english am i losing my mind yeah he said what's up guys

01:28:50.500 his tongue got too big

01:28:58.820 can you imagine getting fingered by this dude 1.00

01:29:11.540 which knuckle do you think he uses to jerk off with 1.00

01:29:19.140 that thumb is 0.99

01:29:20.500 drawing enormous dude look at my knock no name what did he make i don't know what this is i have

01:29:27.060 no idea look at this kid this kid's like don't touch me he has a kid he's watching 0.99

01:29:32.820 this guy said more sex than toad how crazy is that you know how you're like you'll go and you'll 0.97

01:29:38.580 like you'll see someone has an eyelash on their cheek and like you'll just go and like rub it off 1.00

01:29:42.580 imagine this guy just goes and just fucking just knocks you out you're just fucking 0.99

01:29:46.420 dude this guy oh just just just mute it and let it run dude this guy is like the opposite of jimmy 0.99

01:29:53.460 nohans almost he's he's jimmy huge hands yeah what's up with his left what's up with his left bicep

01:29:58.420 why is his left bite oh it's huge it's it's growing he must be yeah it's like atrophying almost it's

01:30:04.740 weird how did you get your hands to be that big like and there's veins in him too look at the back

01:30:10.660 of his hand so it's not just like that what that was that thumb is like he literally looks like a

01:30:16.340 pillow dude yo that middle that middle finger is bigger than like my entire forearm it's crazy if

01:30:22.020 he flips you off you're gonna know look at his forearm is ginormous and that looks like a muscle

01:30:26.180 that don't look like fatty more for those like a muscle do you know how much muscle you have to

01:30:30.260 have to like to deal these things oh yeah dude it's it's like lifting weights every time you do anything

01:30:36.580 exactly is it called acromegaly that's uh like giantism it's a pituitary gland issue right but

01:30:44.340 it only affects your hands usually usually that affects like everything but in this case i i i

01:30:49.860 think it could i think it could affect all of his extremities can you imagine this dude's package 0.99

01:30:54.820 yeah do you think he has a huge one or a really small one you need a big dick obviously huge he's 1.00

01:31:00.420 asian jerk off with those hands though like with a little dick no it has like if his dick's not huge 1.00

01:31:06.580 he's just out of luck because you can only jerk off a big dick with those big old meat 1.00

01:31:10.660 right imagine trying to jerk off a tiny one with that hand it's impossible it'd be humiliating 1.00

01:31:16.980 he might be able to do it though he looks like he has a lot of dexterity with those 0.99

01:31:20.180 up fingers you know how like you'll when you're like doing a girl from behind yeah he just has to go

01:31:25.700 to any you know you're going to go from behind you try to slip in like your thumb to your 1.00

01:31:29.540 asshole and like he just absolutely gapes her shit he just like fucking rips her a new one 1.00

01:31:38.660 i feel like that could be a fatality honestly he ate off-limit candy 1.00

01:31:43.380 that's true if you get fisted by this guy yeah you're you're gonna die

01:31:48.340 it's like his literally his thumb is bigger than probably all like i bet we could put three like

01:31:53.860 put both of my fists together and one of yours and it's still probably not be as big as his thumb is

01:31:58.180 do you think you should go into professional boxing no power gloves on i think i think i think

01:32:03.060 top nailed it yeah power slap power slap okay because they look heavy they don't just he'd have

01:32:08.260 to be banned those are heavies yeah is there is there like a brother heavies oh this was really funny 0.98

01:32:14.900 i did tyler i see what you're pulling up there uh we'll save it for the uh save this for the brother

01:32:19.460 heavies was the other guy we saw actually in the yeah we're about to go to the clubhouse anyway or

01:32:25.060 whatever the penthouse clubhouse clubhouse women aren't invited no girls allowed yeah come to the 0.99

01:32:30.580 clubhouse guys come hang out uh uh scan that qr code for tower club tg and uh give us five dollars

01:32:38.740 check out the pre-chat post chat we got some extra stuff in there for you um anybody have any plugs

01:32:44.820 we haven't done that in a while i do a lot of episodes of liberty lockdown now and they're all great

01:32:49.300 you should do you you're actually doing episodes now again you actually started that back up again i've

01:32:53.380 done a lot yeah okay they are and and and not not just not just a lot but they crush i know i know

01:32:59.780 i know you got the the big sad earlier and so you stopped making them and so i just want to make sure

01:33:04.820 you're good now oh no i'm still i'm just i'm still big sad but like i'm i'm just i'm just powering

01:33:09.460 through you've been better off dad i'm just powering through the big set people watch though you can

01:33:15.380 watch the nephilim desk wide we just had owen benjamin on that'll be out in a couple of days

01:33:19.700 tomorrow we'll be on with elijah shaffer i don't know if clint's going to show up and hang out

01:33:24.100 depends on the sadness okay well yeah so me and david will definitely be there so check that out and

01:33:29.380 we have uh hey hey hey russian bear ban ban him from the chat ban him from the chat

01:33:34.900 what did he say what he said oh he said this chat is is honestly better than the show half the time

01:33:40.340 yeah we say that we say it all the time we're we're the ones who are allowed to say it look look 1.00

01:33:43.700 look look even if it's true fuck your mother 1.00

01:33:49.460 russian bear it's the tower power hour slut 1.00

01:33:53.220 it's the tower power hour bitch no way jose liberty lockdown 1.00

01:33:58.660 flint bitch reed 1.00

01:34:02.900 coal top lobster and toad 0.99

01:34:07.060 tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang

01:34:09.620 tower gang tower gang tower gang liberty lock is truth say

01:34:12.660 say same with lobster colon jose toad is sick no way jose

01:34:18.980 they made day smith all his tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang 0.87

01:34:25.300 It's so fuckin' hard to line up the syllables in all of it.

01:34:43.500 I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, that's all, folks. 0.85

Tower Gang - January 09, 2025

Ep 211 -The Big Beep Theory

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