Ep 211 -The Big Beep Theory
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 34 minutes
Words per Minute
199.74113
Hate Speech Sentences
214
Summary
On this week's episode of The Nod, the boys talk about the new dayquil craze, the new Davey Boy Smith tweet, and the new Dayquil trend. Plus, the usual randomness.
Transcript
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And it hasn't been your day, week, month, month, month, month, month, month.
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As much as dumb stuff as black people do and as often as they go to prison, where do they keep coming from?
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If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go.
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I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass.
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It really is crazy how likable Nazis are when you put that track to it, isn't it?
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I just realized that my quote in the intro there is like David's fate.
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Where I go, I talk a lot of shit about black people and one day it's going to come to bite me in the ass.
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When I was watching the intro, I was like, do I open with talking about how the Friends soundtrack makes Nazis seem cool as fuck?
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Or do I talk about how David is living Top's life right now?
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For those that don't know, Dave, Davey Boy, not the Smith, the Raven kind.
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He tweeted out a story about his, I don't know, five-year-old son being bullied in preschool, elementary school, whatever.
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It's even worse because, yeah, older as a kid should be bullied.
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What he said was that he was getting bullied and all of the kids.
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He says, my son was telling me how he only has two friends at school.
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He said, mostly everyone else makes fun of him.
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I asked him to tell me about the kids who make fun of him.
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And this tweet launches into the fucking stratosphere, dude.
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You guys just make up shit about family members.
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And I was asking in the pre-show, by the way, subscribe and get to the pre-show.
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Do you think the actual producers of Dayquil were happy about this?
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I feel like usually when black people get Dayquil trending, it's because they're sipping on
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This is the first time it happened for a different reason.
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Can we make Dayquil like a symbol of white supremacy?
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Like, everybody just have a bottle of Dayquil in the back?
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Well, because it actually makes sense because the black people want to do NyQuil because
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The white people are going to be at Dayquil because we're actually up during the day.
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We feel bad, but we're still going to go to work.
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Yeah, do you think black people even know that Dayquil exists?
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You tell me I can drink this delicious grape syrup flavor and then drown out that beep
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David was supposed to be on the show for like 30 minutes to walk through this and we were
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I mean, he's already been doxxed and his kid's getting beat up in school now by Dayquil.
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No, so he gets there and they go, we need the father of this kid into the school to pick
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They didn't say, oh, we need a parent to pick him up.
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But they think for some reason he has a drinking problem.
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Come on, just tell me you Roseanne-ed out and we'll just call it a wash.
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Sir, how much Dayquil had you had before you pulled this tweet?
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He's sipping on Dayquil fucking tweeting, day tweeting.
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If there's no abuse that's evident on the child, what the fuck?
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Do they think there's going to be a torture chamber in the house?
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I think if you ever, if any type of threat, if you call in and just say, hey, I think this
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child's being abused, I think they have to go do a house visit.
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I do wonder to what extent you can tell them to fucking suck a dick.
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I mean, we do have Tyler Yankee, our fucking lawyer, producer extraordinaire, who would
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They can straight up come in there and just take your kid away for not training him.
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So you can tell them, eat a fat fucking cock, get the fuck out of here?
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Then they'll be upset and they'll try and fucking throw your wife.
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If they come back with a warrant, they come back like an hour later, like, here's the
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They go in there and beat the shit out of your kid and be like, look what you just did.
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That's why you're getting stepped on, just so you know.
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It's too low, and also, we don't value your opinion.
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I mean, you'll get stepped on anyways, but it just makes it easier when you're quiet.
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We don't get the effect of you getting stepped on if you're quiet.
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Yeah, we need you to be loud so that then we can shout over you.
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I'm pretty loud in my own monitor here, so I don't know.
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Do you think David getting doxxed and basically getting swatted is cooler than Tim Pool's swatted
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Those are the only people because I'm like, they're going to do some dumb shit.
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Dude, the trannies are trying to cancel Josie this week.
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Because she quote tweeted Putin, who had like basically, I don't know, banned gay clothes
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I was like, what the fuck does China have to do?
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Because she praised a foreign dictator for getting rid of gay clothes in an obviously joking fashion?
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Honestly, if you want to brag, because Cole was like, he has like this inferiority complex
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with David, I guess, is he's like, man, David, like my doxing like was way better than David's
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If you could get the Chinese to like dox you or for them to react, if you could tweet
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I would love it because I want to cause an international incident.
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You need a foreign government coming after you.
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Yeah, a foreign government enough to where like the U.S.
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has to be like, listen, like we got to step in to protect, like we understand he's a shithead.
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Yeah, the only foreign governments are low IQ retarded people of fucking government.
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So India, you can get some random African country to like declare war on your block
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Let's get Germany to like declare like really mad.
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Congress has declared slightly irritated, but they have not gone full really mad.
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This is not one of the executive branch's purview.
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I personally was going to declare war and I was like, they would never, Germany would
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Has Trump been declared White House occupant yet?
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Look, I feel like we're bearing the lead anyways.
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I thought it was just like, well, he was just saying all these names and they were like
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Because I will say, I don't think it is the real name of the kid, but I think it could.
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It is definitely a name that I could see a black person naming their kid also.
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Because I've seen Dayquil is not even the top ten.
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It's not even the top ten on the craziest names I've heard for a black person.
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I think it's like Dayquil or something like that.
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Yeah, I don't think any of them would actually name him Dayquil.
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And then a lot of people would be like, oh, Dayquil.
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I mean, I've literally seen, I've heard of them.
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You'd be like, nigga, I ain't named after no cough syrup.
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I think the number one for me is always going to be Abcida.
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Dude, if I was like, if I was a black dude in the hood and I was a drug dealer,
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I would definitely be like, hustle and bustle, mean man, muscle, rub a tussle.
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Yeah, I would definitely, I would like, I would take one of these names on
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Isn't the shit that they actually use isn't actually NyQuil though, right?
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Like, for scissor, it's the purple sweet shit thing.
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And you complete aside, but the complete aside here.
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And lean are the same things, you fucking white people.
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Complete aside here, but did any of you guys see the story about the fucking
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the Chinese splinter cell police group that emerged in like Brooklyn or some shit?
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there was some shit from the FBI like yesterday that they were dropping on it.
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I just, I thought there was a funny angle in there.
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The fucking, there was, there was the, the market opened.
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I felt like it tied into some shit we were talking about.
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I was waiting for you, somebody to grab something.
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So my, the only thing I would grab off of that is,
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is there a possibility that the Chinese police in New York could fight the Jewish police in New York
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They're like Jewish, like vigilante, like police squads and shit.
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There's a police officer with a gun to his head right behind him.
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Owen Benjamin was saying that, like, people like a tweet.
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He's got, he's getting to the psychology of why they like it.
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They like it because it reflects them a little bit.
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Like whenever Clint says something that reflects,
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and the person looks at it and they go, oh, like me, then they like it.
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They looked at his tweet and it had the DayQuil shit and it, like, they saw themselves in it.
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Like he held up a mirror and they realized how absurd they are and also how violent.
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But I don't think they cared about the violent part.
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I think it was the DayQuil part that really aggravated them.
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I think if he, if he literally just said Daquan instead of DayQuil, I think he would have gotten a hundred likes in, like, a couple of retreats.
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I just realized that my, my, like, favorite middle name, if I were to have it, would be Clint Robitussle Russell.
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They said, they said, let's see if I can find it.
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As you know, I do not, I do not look at the chat.
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Uh, Vicks is actually the company that makes it.
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Because we made one mention of DayQuil, they should be a sponsor of the show.
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Vicks, uh, I think it is owned by Michael Vick.
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Dude, Tower Gang, brought to you by Mentos and DayQuil.
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By the way, I just want to say, fuck you, because Cole did exactly what I wanted him to do, but delayed.
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You grabbed a comedic element way later, and you had to embarrass me in the meantime.
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I was letting you get out all the information first, before.
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We decided we're not going to step on each other, and I was like, I'll let a nigga go.
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Cole's mind is like one of those, like, uh, it's like a retarded blender, basically, where you throw a bunch of shit in.
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He's got to, like, consume it and, like, you know, churn it up in a retarded way, and then he finally spits something out.
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I knew between all of those elements, something in there between Cole or Top, something was going to click.
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I just think it would be funny if the Chinese, like, the Chinese, like, police in New York and the Jewish police, which there are Jewish police.
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They self-police their own little Lubevich communities.
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And they were, because they had to, I think they had to sue.
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There was something, there was, like, a lawsuit or something around because they wanted to use, like, police lights, and the actual police in New York were, like, you can't use police.
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They're, like, you can't use the police lights on Saturday.
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You can commit whatever crime you want in Jewish neighborhoods in New York on Saturday.
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As long as they turn the police lights on on Friday.
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Are, do they fuck, do they arrest, like, criminals, like, do they only arrest criminals that fuck with the Jewish community?
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Or do they actually investigate and lock up their fellow Jewish people?
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Because this feels like a major conflict of interest to me.
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Is there a whole transportation system, like a bumper car system, where it's all attached to a string?
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So they're always, they're always pressing Sabbath or whatever the fuck, you know, you know, the whole, like, string thing.
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Look, I'm never, I'm never intrigued by any Jewish topics.
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If you want to piss up a Jewish cop, call him a pig.
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I lived, so I lived in Brooklyn right next to Borough Park where they did have their own police, and I ran into them a couple times.
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They're like Neighborhood Watch, but they take it really.
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They're like Neighborhood Watch, but they take it really.
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He speaks so unclearly, I don't know what word he's saying.
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So do the Shomeran, if you were to be smoking weed in front of a Shomeran cop, would they fuck with you, Top, or would they be like,
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In Seagate, they actually had police just like this.
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They had Seagate police, and then they had Jewish police inside of Seagate.
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But if you tell them to go fuck themselves, then they know that they can't do it.
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They're just like a bunch of awkwardly walking, like people with tall hats, just kind of awkwardly
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If you don't believe that they actually are a thing or actually real, then they just go
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Clint, do you know who that is that we just showed?
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Why are one of your titties looking at my left eye and your other titties looking at my
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I mean, with them big old hefty cross-eyed motherfuckers, I'd say five.
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I was looking at her titties, and they weren't cross-eyed.
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That's why you need to pay for the pre-show, yeah.
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I just thought he was, like, criminally single.
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Here's how you have nudes of James Lindsay's daughters, guys.
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You scan that QR code, and you fucking give us money to the Patreon so you can watch the
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I'm up in that motherfucking telegram, baby boy.
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Apparently, James Lindsay's in an open relationship.
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I heard about that, and I was, yeah, all right, so if it's single-sided, I mean, doesn't
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If you have a guess, what side of the single-sided open relationship is James Lindsay on?
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He looks like he'd be sitting with me right in the cuck chair.
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Believe it or not, I'm going to say it's James that's the. . .
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You know, and the reason I say this is not because of his. . .
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Not because of his sword-wielding skills, but rather because he doesn't have underwear on,
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So he did tweet about checking out girls' asses at a Clinton inauguration.
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Well, at Clinton, because he voted for Clinton in 2020, is what he said.
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He said he voted for her, and it was at some event for the Clinton. . .
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He does have a bisexual daughter, and he is in an open relationship.
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Like, if you could just be married and have a happy family, and then your wife is just like, do whatever you want.
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Well, I mean, it sounds as if his life isn't going so hot otherwise, but, like. . .
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The average happiness in the house is very high.
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I mean, and at the end of the day, isn't the average what matters?
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It's like, as long as you're ecstatic, does your wife's joy matter?
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Take a look at the picture so we could rate James Lindsay's. . .
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I'll put it back in because Clint wasn't here, so I'll put it back in there.
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Dude, I fucking rated James Lindsay's daughter.
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Now knowing that it's James Lindsay's daughter. . .
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You're going eight now that you looked at the nudes?
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By the way, I am going back to this Jewish police thing.
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They do run red and white lights instead of red and blue lights, and that way they get
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Yeah, it's the flag of Israel, so they get a load of them.
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And they literally have, like, it just says Shamrim on it, but they have, like, a little
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emblem that looks like the New York police department.
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Most of their cars run red and white lights with sirens.
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It literally looks like a police SUV, and it says Shamrim on it.
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Dude, they do have blue and white vehicles, though.
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And they are connected to a string that goes across the entire city,
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Can you beat the shit out of them if they get out of line?
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It says, additionally, Brooklyn Shamra organizers have been accused
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of withholding information on suspected child molesters
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In keeping with an interpretation of the Torah prohibit against Masira,
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informing on a fellow Jew to a non-Jewish authority.
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Do you remember that story I told you guys about?
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I was walking my dog years and years ago, saw a Jewish kid across the street.
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Some guy pulls up, and he's telling him to get in the car.
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The kid says no, and he packs up, keeps following him.
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Finally, the kid gets in and goes, yeah, so this guy just basically convinces
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And the kid did not want to get in, but he was slick with his tongue or something.
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I called the cops, and the cops came, and I gave them the license plate, and they were
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The Jewish cops can't do anything legally, but also the real cops won't do anything.
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So they're just like, what fucking jurisdiction is it?
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It's like, we're in, it was like Avenue Z and Sheepshead Bay Road.
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They go, no, no, this is my rape, my jurisdiction.
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Technically, not as much as regular cops that I know of.
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But if they want to keep their bank account, they know not to cross them.
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It was out of the wrong direction in the name of the Jewish dictionary.
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They also have their own ambulances, by the way, too.
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Those are the blue and white sirens in Brooklyn.
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Yeah, I think a Jew ran over a black kid, and they're like, not putting that fucking Goy
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I just like that he ran over him, so he has a little neck pain.
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And they probably strapped the dude that ran him over to fucking Gurney, put him in
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Mark Vestibule, if you were on the Titanic, what would be your strategy to survive the
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I just be me, because people think I'm a retarded child.
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No, literally, the best thing to do there is to either dress like a woman, pretend to
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Do what that one guy, isn't the one guy in the Titanic movie, didn't he sneak on?
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Yeah, I would just kick that mid-bitch off that piece of, that door or whatever she was
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I would let the captain know that there's an iceberg ahead.
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If I was on, like, I mean, theoretically, like, you're putting me on the Titanic now,
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you think I'm going to be drawing that mid-bitch naked?
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No, I'm going to be telling the captain, hey, do east?
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Be like, hey, guys, there's going to be, like, planes are going to hit.
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Like, it just blows, like, because the tower just blew up because it was a controlled demolition.
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The same thing, like, the Titanic still sinks because they actually tried to, it didn't
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They actually blew it up or some shit like that.
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The root cause for both of these here is bergs.
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I would go back, I would go back and I would assassinate, I would assassinate JP Morgan.
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Then the Titanic would not have been swapped with the Olympic and the whole Titanic disaster
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would have never happened because of the white star line.
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Yeah, their, like, head guy would be gone and they wouldn't commit insurance fraud anymore.
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Like, bring me, bring, come back, come back on my show.
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It was actually the Olympic that sank instead of the Titanic.
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They switched the two to get rid of the Olympic to commit insurance fraud because the Olympic
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He's like, I'm just very passionate about the Titanic.
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I was expecting him to be like, yeah, and then try to pull something straight out of his
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Maybe if we throw them together, there's a funny in there.
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Yeah, but there were, like, 20 different comedic elements there.
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She's going to freeze and go to the bottom of the ocean anyway.
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That's the way to do it is throw a woman overboard and just take her place.
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It is weird that women and children always get saved first rather than be positive.
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I mean, I can understand children, but, like, women?
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They're probably going to fall off the lifeboat anyway.
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You could make more kids, and women are just blanks for sperm.
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You're just a blank slate until you inseminate them.
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I'm not going to tell you what kind of operation it was.
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If I tell you something is a pedophile operation, it is very not much a leap to be like,
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And the same fucking cars for kids sign is there.
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And I look at it, and I go, fucking cars for kids.
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So, like, I donated my fucking Toyota Camry to these Jews.
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And I was like, I thought this was cars for kids.
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No, I didn't think they wanted cars for our kids.
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Wait, wait, so what is supposed to be the charity work here?
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How is that any different from Black Lives Matter?
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Are you telling me the Jews ran a scam where they took, got people to give their old cars for free to them.
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So that they could get whatever they could get out of them.
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And then they could give that money to their own children.
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Wait, they relied on the charity of others predicated off of a lie?
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Was Cash for Clunkers also a Jewish plot to get money?
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Dude, Cash for Clunkers ought to be for retards.
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This is a fucking Jewish Orthodox organization.
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I can't find it anywhere, but I know it in my heart.
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My question is, what are they doing with the cars?
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Like, how is their logo so close to saying KKK?
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When I was born, I just dropped to the ground, man.
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Dude, your parents saw you, and they're like, fuck, we got another clunker.
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I actually pissed on the doctor as my first move as a human.
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Actually, there is a thing that's going to connect here.
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Jim Harbaugh said that he remembers being born, and I just thought that was fucking crazy.
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Look, it's obviously absurd, but as the head coach of the Chargers, I have to agree with him.
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So he's the head coach of the Chargers, and he said, I remember being born.
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I remember it was a cold, wintry day, and I remember looking outside, and it was snowing.
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One of the first things he tells them is that he remembers being born.
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I sat there saying drink my tea as a newborn and pondered life.
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My dad said he got hypnotized and regressed back to his birth and remembered coming out of the canal.
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Yes, Cars for Kids is a registered non-profit Jewish organization.
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They're always just like, oh, for Jewish youth.
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Would it be better or worse for me to remember my own birth
00:35:11.860
and then actually have at least a memory of being in a pussy?
00:35:29.580
But it's for the KKK, and it's only for white kids.
00:35:40.480
They went KK on it, so I'm going to go KKK on it.
00:35:49.800
Like every three minutes, the fucking commercial.
00:36:09.300
They're literally the richest community, and they were like, all right, also just donate
00:36:17.700
That's the next line of the song, it's donate your car today.
00:36:20.720
They had in their boats, and you can donate a boat.
00:36:24.760
Someone asked Grock what the poverty rate is amongst the Jewish community.
00:36:29.180
Yeah, to be fair, the Orthodox, I believe, are fucking borderline living in squalor, though,
00:36:39.220
They just fuck, and they just make kids, and make kids, and make kids, and...
00:36:52.780
That kid has never seen a nickel from these fucking Jews.
00:36:59.740
Grock is giving me a little bit of a problem here, man.
00:37:14.560
Toad, how do you feel when different foods touch on your plate?
00:37:18.120
I want you guys to try to guess what my answer is on this.
00:37:27.320
Yeah, I take the eggs over easy with the yolk, break them, put ketchup on it, mix it up.
00:37:34.200
I fried up some pork tonight, and then I had some baked beans, and I just put all that
00:37:40.920
shit together in one and just was eating that up.
00:37:56.360
Toad, I would imagine, my honest opinion, I think that you get three to four plates.
00:38:00.940
You get one item per plate, but you do like four plates at a time because you eat like
00:38:07.660
So you're saying like, so he only has, so he has.
00:38:12.860
So you're saying it's not even that they can't touch on the same plate.
00:38:17.300
I think he's like a weird mix where he has certain foods.
00:38:27.600
I feel like he probably doesn't even eat pizza because he's like, I don't want my pizza
00:38:31.260
and my sauce and my pepperoni and my bread to touch.
00:38:37.460
Like he just eats cheese and then he eats pepperoni and then he drinks the pasta sauce.
00:38:40.520
Is this just specific to like autists that they like need to separate their food out?
00:38:45.140
Yeah, you don't even understand the significance of this question.
00:38:48.780
And they get to have a plate, like a Spider-Man plate that has three sections and then eat
00:38:56.660
And they cry when the one touches on the other.
00:39:10.320
What's the ones that were animals and like their ears were like little.
00:39:13.280
Like it was raised up and it had their ears and like their face.
00:39:16.040
Do you remember with those plates what I'm talking about?
00:39:19.460
He's like the mashed potatoes go in the ears, you fucking cunt.
00:39:26.820
The Thanksgiving might be like would be hell for him because he can't like there's too
00:39:33.020
Like he has to like just go through the line, Toad.
00:39:47.000
Like he has certain things that he's like completely fine with them touching if not
00:39:51.760
And then some things that he's just insanely weird about them not touching.
00:39:54.320
I think there's a physiognomy to separating your food.
00:39:59.240
I love that our other autistic viewer is like, obviously you separate them.
00:40:06.400
Is this Plato's cave where it's like it's normal behavior?
00:40:12.540
They're like, they're like, none of us lose our virginity until we're in our forties.
00:40:17.260
On Thanksgiving, like, you know, I want like turkey gravy, mashed potatoes, stuff and cranberry
00:40:22.560
Like I want all that stuff to be touching, man.
00:40:25.360
But then I want like the other stuff to not touch.
00:40:35.500
Like sweet potato, like maple, like carrots, stuff like that, corn.
00:40:42.060
You don't want that to touch, but you want the.
00:40:58.140
No, I was saying because I thought it was kind of weird because he was going, he was
00:41:01.600
like gravy and mashed potatoes and stuffing and then he said cranberry sauce and I was
00:41:08.000
So I thought that was a weird one to be adding in there.
00:41:10.380
When the other ones were sweet, he said he wanted to separate the sweet ones from the
00:41:14.740
So we know that the Thanksgiving plate you want to be touching, but you want the weird
00:41:18.300
random hodgepodge of sides you want them not touching.
00:41:26.220
He's like, I don't even, I don't understand the question.
00:41:34.520
How would you feel if your food touched this morning?
00:41:44.500
I build a wall in the middle of the plate, right?
00:41:46.960
But what if the Mexican jumping bean gets over the wall?
00:41:52.040
Brumotactilophobia, which is an irrational fear of different food items touching each other.
00:41:56.000
This condition can vary in severity from person to person is sometimes considered a mild
00:42:01.420
It's also worth noting that people with autism or sensory or sensory processing issues might
00:42:07.960
prefer to keep their food separate to avoid sensory overload as different flavors and textures
00:42:20.360
I don't know if that how that factors into here.
00:42:23.820
Because is it just that the hot sauce that he because usually we put hot sauce on things.
00:42:31.400
Toad, do you put the hot sauce in your mouth and then put the food in afterwards?
00:42:41.260
You know, you drop the egg into your mouth and then just chase it with a shot of hot sauce.
00:42:53.700
I mean, you usually throw the hot sauce on the eggs or whatever.
00:42:58.660
He's doing shot and chasers with hot sauce and like just regular food items.
00:43:12.200
No, Ron, he was very specific that he definitely tasted and he had profiles, the taste profiles
00:43:26.360
By the way, Clint, did you ever get the hot sauce that you ordered?
00:43:30.500
You ordered the Torchbearer Garlic Reaper, bro.
00:43:34.820
Dude, I added it to my shopping cart and I never...
00:43:50.320
Because I was like, I really wanted to know if Clint liked it and how good it was.
00:43:57.400
There's a black guy that handles all your mail, right?
00:44:18.880
You have a black guy with dreads working at your con...
00:44:24.380
You're relying on him to keep your hot sauce secure.
00:44:26.680
It's finally pulled back into this nice little thingy thing.
00:44:30.960
Yeah, there's a difference between the dreads that hang down and the dreads that they pull up.
00:44:56.300
Harry Balls says Trump makes Greenland into a state.
00:45:00.680
They're willing to pay $10,000 for every unvaccinated man to move there.
00:45:13.000
Greenland actually, because I think this is what...
00:45:15.440
Joe and Benjamin has been on this buying Greenland thing for a while.
00:45:19.120
And he's saying because of climate change, Greenland's going to become actually green?
00:45:24.500
He's saying he wants to go there because black people don't like the cold.
00:45:29.700
He said he was saying, like, I've been on it because he said if there is climate change,
00:45:33.300
then Greenland will be very green because of all the ice will melt, too.
00:45:36.580
It'll still be cold, but it'll still be, like, it'll be nice.
00:45:39.020
Dude, I don't care about that because right now it's a huge...
00:45:44.220
20K a kid, though, could get much if you could start banging them out.
00:45:50.020
This is a huge landmass, and it's only going to be, like, unvaccinated white people up there.
00:46:00.440
Yeah, for 50K, it ain't worth it, but, like, if it's enough to get me away from the blacks,
00:46:13.120
For you to get me to move somewhere where it's cold?
00:46:27.540
Dude, I'll go fucking live there right now, dude.
00:46:34.980
And I know I've asked this before, but this is a different question.
00:46:38.640
Have you noticed that black people are disappearing?
00:46:41.740
Is this, like, animals before a storm where they start disappearing?
00:46:48.820
I've asked this question before in, like, why are they still around?
00:46:56.040
Because, like, where I grew up in California, there was no black people in San Diego.
00:47:00.940
So, they're all in, like, the hood of L.A., where, like, no one wants to be.
00:47:04.580
But now, those areas are extraordinarily costly.
00:47:30.680
Like, first, like, you take this weird ruler and you put it right up to the school.
00:47:43.280
And then the black people were getting moved out by Russians.
00:47:46.180
So, I was paying attention to where they're going.
00:47:51.780
Like, out of Coney Island and into, like, other areas.
00:47:57.040
They end up going somewhere in, like, the south.
00:48:10.880
Dude, that'd be awesome if Atlanta just became, like, where they all are.
00:48:23.300
They're not coming out of, like, L.A. anymore and stuff like that.
00:48:30.420
Josie says that black people condense and condense and condense
00:48:33.040
until they collapse in on themselves like a dying star.
00:48:35.520
It's actually, like, a great concept in the idea that they do...
00:48:38.580
They slowly, like, they have their own gravitational pull
00:48:40.500
and slowly get into more and more populated areas and drawn into each other.
00:48:48.760
Either the black hole that they create, inevitably, can either collapse or it can explode, right?
00:48:58.900
Like, it results from, like, an exploding star.
00:49:02.820
Maybe when it explodes, it creates Africa again.
00:49:05.400
Well, the other problem is, like, the more condensed they get, the more loud the beep gets
00:49:10.720
because all their, like, their smoke detectors are getting closer to close together, all beeping.
00:49:17.560
Dude, it's just one loud beep and they all go deaf.
00:49:21.500
That's what the sound of a singularity of a black hole is.
00:49:26.480
What does one billion smoke detectors all chiming at the same time create?
00:49:39.500
They're just more in touch with the fucking source signal, dude.
00:49:49.720
On the inverse of that, when someone dies and there's a flat line and you're, like, monitoring them,
00:50:03.920
Through racism, we have discovered the meaning of life.
00:50:16.440
He was just actually, like, he was going, like, he has actually just changed the batteries.
00:50:22.360
God's power comes through two AA lithium ion batteries.
00:50:29.560
You think, did Dayquil have a chirp in his, in his surely what is an apartment?
00:50:38.260
That thing flooded, like, he probably still lives in it.
00:50:41.040
Because I rented a property in, I've told you guys this before, I think, but I had a, I
00:50:46.400
owned a triplex in Paris, California, rented to all black people, and, uh...
00:51:01.720
That story's over, because that joke was so good, we're moving on.
00:51:15.960
He's had, like, a six-month hiatus from funny, so this is nice.
00:51:19.560
Do you guys think the ultimate Yucubian deception was that he deceived us all into thinking that
00:51:25.000
the beep was actually something to be ashamed of?
00:51:27.500
Like, that it's not the source, you know, the life source, you know?
00:51:32.820
Did you see that tweet today about the black people complaining that white people have
00:51:37.060
gotten too illiterate, and we know about Yacoub now?
00:51:47.740
I guess this guy, this guy Curious Celtic, he must be new to the show.
00:51:53.300
He's like, well, not for the last, like, 50 episodes.
00:52:00.980
All right, go with, let's, let's Laney edit it up, yo.
00:52:12.200
This is my shitposting, retarded, racist podcast.
00:52:27.900
I've tried desperately to get you to watch or listen to an episode.
00:52:48.440
I even bought a new washer and a new refrigerator all in the same year.
00:53:17.360
All this fucking flowery, you know, hot hot shit.
00:53:28.000
And Top just runs in there, Puerto Rican style.
00:53:44.100
But with that in mind, what would you do for a Klondike car?
00:53:51.640
Big Mac 11, back to the seven, I'm on some bullshit.
00:53:54.100
I put that president on my wrist and I got frostbite.
00:53:56.620
Bag it like singles, you want a single, it's going to cost you.
00:53:58.900
You're like, are you black, are you Arab, are you Blair of my V?
00:54:14.020
You've been like libertarian for seven years or something.
00:54:36.760
Dude, Timmy fucking, your lactating wife is bullshit.
00:54:41.140
Big Mac 11, back to the seven, I'm on some bullshit.
00:54:43.560
I put that president on my wrist and I got frostbite.
00:54:46.120
Stack it like Pringles, you want a single, it's going to cost you.
00:54:48.540
See your rabbit, young Freddie Cane, I'm on some bullshit.
00:54:59.240
I'm like, this is the most peaceful laniated and then it was like, nope, bam.
00:55:04.080
You know it ain't a laniated unless eight to nine people perish.
00:55:11.900
Yo, I feel like when I just sat down now, I went like this and I looked for a seatbelt.
00:55:15.620
Cause like after watching the laniated, I feel like I should have like fucking, I went
00:55:26.880
Yeah, all the violence and murder reminded me that I had to fucking show off my, my holster
00:55:33.740
Hit one for Cole and you can put nothing in it.
00:55:37.600
It's like what kind of gun model you got, Cole?
00:55:38.720
I'll put my pager in there, cause that's what us white people have.
00:55:55.140
There's black guys at my house, fucking my wife.
00:56:07.900
No, she's making, she's making noises I've never heard in my entire life.
00:56:19.660
I'm sending that to, I'm sending that to Colin immediately after this.
00:56:24.640
I was going to mention that you definitely needed to.
00:56:29.700
So the fact that that, that rocks to a hard rap beat is going to, he's hooked.
00:56:34.980
Lainey, Lainey, we only need you to do a million more personalized edits for additional fans.
00:56:40.100
Is there any way in hell you could get a live reaction of him watching it?
00:56:47.040
Like if you just set up like a, set it up like your own StreamYard studio, like a private
00:56:51.500
thing and just be like, but like, hey, can you watch this?
00:56:54.020
And then just like, maybe even put them like headphones or whatever.
00:56:57.840
That way it's like, you know, a reaction video.
00:57:17.020
I have like a triple sec, rum, vodka, all kinds of shit in here.
00:57:22.400
Well, because it's like, so there's like sangria, the alcohol, like, alcoholic drink.
00:57:29.820
I mean, aside from Dayquil having an awful taste.
00:57:32.680
Fresh squeezed orange juice, apple juice, cranberry juice, fucking vodka, rum, all kinds
00:57:52.920
Fellas, is it gay if you enjoy your wife's handjobs better than her blowjobs?
00:58:01.480
I think it's more of a testament about how trash that dome be.
00:58:05.320
Yeah, I don't think it's gay, but have you told her this?
00:58:09.160
Have you been like, hey, babe, is she blowing you and be like, can you just take it out of
00:58:13.620
your mouth and put it in your hand, pretty please?
00:58:21.700
The cars for kids jingle is the same music as a Jewish song worshiping Saturn.
00:58:44.660
My brother is in California, but he's not in LA.
00:58:55.500
There is a strike team that is going from Colin's battalion, but he is not on it, thank God.
00:59:03.640
Yeah, things are getting out of hand over there, right?
00:59:29.800
Jose, I want you to know, they call it fighting fires, by the way, so fuck you.
00:59:35.280
Yeah, and just for the record, my brother actually fights the fires with his fists, so get the fuck out of here.
00:59:41.640
It's like that family guy bit where they actually have to fight the fires.
00:59:46.340
I like how Toad really just took a swig of that Dayquil, like his liver could afford it.
00:59:51.100
I think his body just needs constant medication like that.
00:59:55.200
I think it's so run down, it actually is probably good for him at this point.
00:59:58.900
Dude, what the fuck is happening in your background?
01:00:04.300
By the way, the jaundice around your eyes is worse this week.
01:00:12.080
Oh, I sent a couple is it gays to the chat this week, and I would like to go over those.
01:00:21.100
Did you see how fresh and spry and clearly Caucasian the skin was around his eyes in that video a year ago?
01:00:30.780
After one year of gambling and losing, he's now tinted up jaundiced yellow.
01:00:39.360
Now I'm addicted to this shit, and I don't know what I'm going to do.
01:00:45.580
We need to isolate that and make it a day-quill fucking end.
01:00:51.160
We did have a bunch of fucking is-it-gay shit, right?
01:01:03.960
Yeah, I shared a dope-ass thing of a guy that's caressing on some dude's girl, and then he
01:01:10.440
starts caressing the other dude at the same time.
01:01:25.720
I don't even think-I don't think Top is even on Toad's side with this one.
01:01:46.500
He's feeling up both his girlfriend and his buddy.
01:01:51.380
He's throwing out diversionary tactics while he's trying to fuck his girl.
01:02:13.040
I need to know more to determine if it's gay or not.
01:02:15.740
If that was some sort of deep level, like, 4D chess just to screw that dude's girl, holy moly.
01:02:24.680
Is he gay or is he just that straight that he's going to bang your girl?
01:03:02.360
This guy could legitimately be trans and, like, actually pass.
01:03:21.120
I would legitimately rather be punched by Mike Tyson than have those titties, like, smashed in my face, like, from, like, doing something like that.
01:03:33.400
No, you don't get to talk after Mike Tyson punches you, bro.
01:03:40.580
And honestly, honestly, you can't afford to lose any more brain cells, even if he doesn't kill you.
01:03:52.960
And do we want to rip off that scab to see how a retarded toad is with the whole Jake Shields, Tim Pool argument?
01:04:10.860
But he was self-admittedly extraordinarily sleep-deprived, which he always is.
01:04:22.500
To hold my glock to her head while we're having sex.
01:04:24.600
And I've been taught gun safety since I was six years old.
01:04:29.360
But every time she sees it, she says, quote, you should hold this to my head while you rail me.
01:04:39.320
Because even if you have it loaded and you have the safety off, if it happens to go off, meh.
01:04:43.640
I'm just going to do the rest of the podcast like this.
01:04:50.840
Your wife asked you to hold that to her head while you rail her.
01:04:59.040
Honestly, that'd be the primary reason I wouldn't do it, because then I'd feel like I'd have to do it all the time.
01:05:06.000
After that, there's no way you feel that thrill.
01:05:12.140
Her, if she gets off, and it's crazy, she's like, now start holding a knife to my throat.
01:05:17.560
Yeah, and then she's committing crimes just in hopes that a cop will rape her and shit.
01:05:24.380
Yeah, and she's just using that as a substitute for your cock.
01:05:27.660
I would say, though, for that one, that first hit, though, has to hit like absolute crack, though.
01:05:42.880
I will admit that would be pretty dope, like gun to the head, just freaking just railing.
01:05:51.880
As opposed to what Cole's experienced, which is gateway cock.
01:05:57.580
But the thing is, you also don't arrive to gateway glock.
01:06:07.920
He definitely choked his girlfriend and like, and railed her.
01:06:10.660
And then she was just like, I want something more.
01:06:15.480
If you hold the gun to her head while she blows you, is it called the glock glock?
01:06:35.060
It's gay, but it's also probably the smart thing to not do.
01:06:39.660
I don't think it's ever gay to not do something that you don't want to do.
01:06:54.580
This is what happens when you tell your girlfriend that you're not going to hold the gun to her
01:07:11.520
By the way, it would hurt to get hit with the fucking cord.
01:07:16.520
All it would take is like one of like, I'm not digging this anymore, and it's game over.
01:07:57.440
That almost feels like more like some weird cartel stuff.
01:08:05.320
Makes me feel like they're going to start like beheading him soon or something.
01:08:16.860
He's like, if you like this video, I have so many more.
01:08:37.640
That's who's selling Clint's houses out in California.
01:08:50.900
can you imagine if you're the one who set up the appointment with the realtor to
01:08:53.940
to with your wife and that's who like and you went to the like to meet the the realtor with
01:09:05.300
what's funny is like sometimes like how we did when we did our house like we just elizabeth
01:09:08.980
just hit a thing on like um whatever like realtor dock and whatever it just and like hit like uh
01:09:15.380
schedule a walkthrough and it just picks a realtor like it doesn't necessarily not necessarily real
01:09:20.340
to the house that'd be really funny if you just do that and then she shows up just as one of the ones
01:09:25.940
wearing that thing where her nipples are basically i feel like she probably classes it up unless you're
01:09:30.580
like one who reached out to directly and if you threw a little bit of like flirtiness on there i
01:09:35.460
feel like she would hold it up because i just she's trying to make that deal what what killed
01:09:40.100
me about it is at the end it's just so stereotypical i mean it's already a black real estate lady who's
01:09:44.980
rapping in her advertisement but then she ends it with i'm the credit realtor and it's like uh
01:09:50.580
it had to be based off of this like it's like no money down so you just will pay you to buy this house
01:09:56.100
and the houses they're in are not the one she's selling either she is not selling like that what
01:10:00.660
looks like a multi-million dollar house yeah section eight that's that's about more more
01:10:06.020
accurate oh damn it laney hit us with that that was a banger that's a banger i did want to have
01:10:10.660
one more i did have one more is it yay and it's from cam newton this one was uh the answer is yes
01:10:17.300
oh you already know no no i just cam newton yeah go ahead we just know based on his uh flamboyant dress
01:10:24.500
cam newton says he never went to the strip club for women he went to compete with other men if you spend
01:10:29.300
ten thousand i'm spending fifteen thousand yeah just just pause just pause look at the
01:10:33.620
fucking picture is it gay yeah it's not i'm going to simultaneously take both positions it is
01:10:41.060
simultaneously not gay and simultaneously the gayest thing ever because it's like you're identifying
01:10:46.420
your worth by like how much money you blow on a horse but you know he's not also blowing on horse you
01:10:52.420
know he's doing that stupid uh thing where they buy expensive bottles of like yeah of whiskey and then
01:10:58.100
just pouring it out you know that's how because there's no like right how maybe they get the gold
01:11:03.940
foils put on their face yeah you know i guess i'm not like i'm not in high society and and but clint's
01:11:09.300
been there uh how easy is it how easy hard is it to spend ten thousand dollars in a strip club
01:11:18.340
oh i i actually kicked it with real rich people they don't they don't spend money like that that's for
01:11:23.300
that's for poor rich people yeah that's for like drug dealers okay and blacks and i'm guessing like
01:11:28.980
and i guess like this uh sports stars so sports stars probably have that money and rich black people
01:11:39.060
i knew i knew rich white people uh they don't do that at the casino they don't do the strip club they
01:11:43.860
don't they don't blow their money no because because we know how to we have uh we have we have
01:11:49.300
low enough time preference man we know how to save some money yo yo read it read the comment
01:11:56.500
yeah spoken like someone who has never blown his life savings um look look i'm gonna say this is
01:12:04.180
actually double gay because because first off you go to the strip club if you are going to the strip club
01:12:08.980
i think it's actually it's triple gay going to strip club is gay because you ain't fucking so it's
01:12:12.900
gay uh that's not true i'm pretty gay then you can definitely get well you're definitely gay all
01:12:18.020
right all right fine set that one aside i still say that's gay level two level two of gay you don't
01:12:23.220
go there for the women oh my god yes yeah yeah level three gay you're going there just to one-up your
01:12:29.220
homeboy on throwing money at whores it's not even gay gay gay gay gay yeah because he's going to the
01:12:34.820
strip club not looking at the women looking at the other dudes and seeing what the other dudes are
01:12:39.220
doing and it's like you guys are getting to women right now i'm getting way hornier to them
01:12:45.380
i'm proving you by spending more money yo yo you think you're 10 000 horny i'm 25 000 horny
01:12:52.340
might be a little bit straight sort of goes both ways
01:12:58.260
that was a hell of a drop good job that's good dude it had to be like if you're if you're the whore in
01:13:04.100
the strip club too and you see cam newton walk in like oh no no all right with that guys i told
01:13:10.420
you i had a heart out at 10 30. i'll see y'all guys next week i i would not be leaving during this
01:13:15.060
segment if i were you this is this is is it is a gay if jose leaves yes if you leave right now it's
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it's gay yeah i'm leaving because it's gay that's way too hard
01:13:28.500
wedding room wow she's got quite an exit she's got some canisters yeah cannons some cannons yeah
01:13:37.140
this is our weekly uh breastfeeding segment i guess this is my favorite yo we need we need a graphic
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milk truck just arrived yeah i gotta wait i did i have the uh the milk sommelier uh hat and the uh
01:13:49.700
the milk truck uh hoodie drink it she should drink it yeah what what nationality is that this woman
01:13:58.100
yeah i don't know i don't know russian my her national european i guess
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uh i believe she comes from the land of milk my favorite place milk and mummy
01:14:13.460
oh man it's the motherland crazy that that is allowed very weird very weird all right where do
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we go from here because i feel like uh every time somebody leaves it's always an awkward transition
01:14:25.700
right like what do we do now we tried to make it less awkward with the like the drop as he as he
01:14:31.540
exited he technically did say i didn't even see this he said gotta bounce in 10 minutes and i never
01:14:36.420
even read that yeah just say it just like say it to us like dumb ass he's like oh my wife like uh
01:14:42.020
were you allowed to even say that i don't know but if you are if you're a whore like you see cam
01:14:46.420
newton walk in you're definitely gonna have like a like one of your buddy like one of your friends
01:14:52.660
he's just starts spinning like club money to get cam newton to spend is that what i feel like that
01:14:58.340
happens a lot though you're one of his guys you should yeah you should like you're basically you're
01:15:02.260
like you're like doing what they do in um like auctions and you're just raising the bid yeah yo real
01:15:09.860
i had a friend of mine that was a very high-end stripper became a very high-end stripper and she no
01:15:15.220
bullshit i'm not i'm not gonna say her name but her name dayquil yeah this is this is real
01:15:23.940
shit they would the other strippers would give money to other people in the crowd to throw money
01:15:30.900
on the stage to get it going oh yeah like like the because the the club would be dead and they
01:15:35.620
would just go in there and they start throwing money and then they would just give the money back
01:15:38.740
but all of the money that they didn't throw down if you go to uh like a renaissance fair and they have
01:15:42.660
this like uh cleavage contest the women that win those things they bring money out and they hand out
01:15:47.700
the money to the crowds and be like check out my titties give me some money later and then that's
01:15:51.860
how they win the cleavage contest mega revolt uh there's a reason i didn't plug it on super chat
01:15:57.940
says i found this podcast through liberty lockdown i was surprised because clinton never mentioned this
01:16:01.940
tower gang thing before but i do recognize toad from his lp run and betting show
01:16:06.260
god he found us before he found he found toads better off dead before he found this show that's
01:16:13.540
that's just horrific well we're doing pretty bad tower gang is in my twitter description so i don't
01:16:19.140
have to do that and i do you do that's true you're right you're right and i shouldn't to be honest
01:16:25.380
legally i'd probably take it off i also do remember at the strip club that even the strippers themselves
01:16:31.060
would walk up and give money which i thought was very weird i was just like you know like we can see
01:16:35.220
we know that this you know i 100 saw it like they the strippers themselves went up and gave money
01:16:41.140
oh yeah they would do that a lot yeah like two to the other strippers they would do it for each
01:16:46.020
other so this is this is what they do they go up they throw 50 or 100 bucks down and then when their
01:16:51.060
girl that they just gave that money to goes up they throw it back at them yeah that's how they get
01:16:55.540
it going and they try to get this thing going yeah literally a couple bucks it's a churn yeah dude i've
01:17:00.740
seen like uh it's money laundering yeah well i've seen the um have you ever watched the videos of
01:17:05.700
like their hall like there'll be a girl and she'd be like you just got done with like an eight hour
01:17:09.620
shift here's my money for the day and she opens up a pocketbook that is like ones yeah but it's one
01:17:14.900
of my one of my favorite my favorite follows on twitter is from when we were in the libertarian space
01:17:20.580
this girl named aussie does anyone follow her yeah yeah all right you know libertarian space yeah i
01:17:27.620
got it and only fans chicken libertarian space yeah every so often she'll just post like nudes
01:17:33.140
or just like random shit and i'm like why do i still follow this person and i like because she's
01:17:37.460
a stripper right so i follow her because i keep up with libertarian stripper well she never shuts the
01:17:43.060
up she's not really libertarian but she's more like just leave me alone that kind not like political
01:17:48.180
she's not that vocal yeah we had followed each other i guess from like the libertarian
01:17:52.180
days is what i mean but i've watched her mental decline and as a part of like i guess her physical
01:17:59.540
decline as a stripper it's been so fascinating over like three years yeah yeah and i again i like this
01:18:05.060
person she's she's nice but it's just like it's it's fascinating to see like her like fly off the rails
01:18:11.220
and i never i never say anything never try to help but i do check in observing yeah i'm just observing
01:18:17.780
because i'm like like what's the half-life of a stripper you're looking you're like a cop right
01:18:22.660
now you're just observing and reporting yeah it's like it's like radioactive decay yeah they're just
01:18:26.980
decaying in real time in front of you yeah her hair starts falling out yeah i have like a click pen
01:18:31.860
and i'm just like poking at it i'm like wait so you're saying that she literally like you've watched
01:18:37.140
her just decline and you think it's because of the stripping well i think the stripping is part of it
01:18:42.580
but like yeah man it's just like mental things i think the stripping is almost all of it it it
01:18:48.660
it can it pertains to everything that like all her entire decline it's it's sad to see but i don't
01:18:53.940
like i don't know like i'm not here to help i'm here to burn shit to the ground a little bit more so
01:18:58.420
i just watch me too i feel like austin peterson is probably like a drug trafficker or something
01:19:02.980
like there's no there's no way he sells any of that shit that he's advertising so like it's weird
01:19:08.340
right i don't know what his real he's like he's like he's like a he's like a twitter handle for
01:19:12.340
the mattress store like he's not he's not real he runs mattress firms yeah exactly like wait is
01:19:18.180
that for real what he does probably oh no i'm just i'm saying metaphorically what he actually yeah
01:19:23.700
okay metaphorically i was actually i was like that makes sense he probably would run he looks like
01:19:27.780
somebody that would run a mattress firm like yeah it's a it's a weird story it has like no rhyme
01:19:33.380
or reason he's come out pretty hard against libertarians but it's like a weird libertarian
01:19:38.260
store so you're not like getting that niche audience and nobody he'll suck javier malay's
01:19:43.460
dick until he fucking explodes so jews jews jews hates the jews jew it's jewish shit yeah i don't
01:19:50.740
know i do like i told you this guy wasn't gay nah he is uh i went out with a girl on new year's eve
01:19:56.820
and she told her and her ex did only fans it was my clint kissing a whore moment i was disgusted wait
01:20:02.740
i i don't follow this what is he saying he went out with a girl on new year's eve and his date
01:20:08.260
told told him i guess that she and her ex did only fans so he was going out with a chick who
01:20:14.180
used to do only fans with like her previous dude i see what's the difference matt i mean
01:20:19.300
if you do go out with a girl that had an ex that means that implies that they did
01:20:23.060
so i guess what's the difference if they did it on camera is so much different than just
01:20:27.060
fucking it's behind a paywall so whatever yeah yeah then toad's watching it it's not like anybody
01:20:36.340
would ever pull that up and then find it later on when you kissed a whore in vegas glenn thanks josey
01:20:41.860
appreciate the reminder i understood the reference to me i didn't understand what the
01:20:45.620
fuck he was saying if it's behind a paywall you'd never find it it's gonna be there forever
01:20:49.860
you what the fuck are you talking about look i got duped i didn't know i thought this hot latina
01:21:00.660
chick was into me how the fuck was i supposed to know she wanted 300 bucks yeah for a while too
01:21:05.460
she worked on you for way hours to me it's like i would think they wouldn't even that bad like why
01:21:11.460
didn't you pay her no i don't buy sex that's like oh did you see there's um oh god damn it
01:21:17.060
top's just shaking his head and if i did fuck a hooker then you'd be like you scumbag you need
01:21:20.980
to find god i can't win with you top i can't i spent 300 you can't keep getting away with it
01:21:29.460
they want to know what kind of beanie i'm wearing wearing a dangerous retards beanie go ahead and
01:21:33.220
check that out i know i know i know um toe knows who this is that aila chick a-e-l-l-a um she's
01:21:40.100
the one that doesn't shower yeah yeah yeah i remember that tweet yeah i don't remember her name
01:21:44.340
but yeah i remember yeah yeah and she's like so she's like a prostitute she's like an escort
01:21:48.260
and uh and she posts like she posts i guess she has some app that tracks like everything when she
01:21:54.340
shits when she showers when she like masturbates when if she goes on a date when she has sex when
01:21:59.460
she goes to work like it's so weird and like but like i was reading this and she's nasty she showered
01:22:04.900
for the whole year like 70 times no it was like 20 something i'm pretty sure no it was uh it was bad dude i
01:22:12.180
remember i remember it being less than once a week i did the math in my yeah it was like i was like
01:22:16.660
i was like wait you shower every 10 days this is crazy and then someone posted her rates and it was
01:22:29.220
n-a-d-e-a-u shaveco.com if you're a sex worker who doesn't shower more than 10 times a day you better
01:22:34.740
be using the best american-made soap you can find use promo code towergang at n-a-d-e-a-u shaveco.com
01:22:41.460
again promo code towergang the best american-made soap if you're a sex worker and your
01:22:46.260
pussy stinks this is the soap for you yeah if you get shmegma all up in your pubes you don't want
01:22:50.820
that get some fucking nado shaveco razors and wash that thing out shave it nice and clean so maybe
01:22:56.420
you don't have to use the soap as much there you go so i want to say that uh she was charging like
01:23:01.860
four grand an hour for that bitch like it was like what she looked like uh she's not hot yeah like
01:23:09.460
very mid like it was like it was like two or four grand an hour and she would do up to 48 hours
01:23:14.100
she could do a thing and it was like 50 grand it was like 48 hours for what i don't understand what
01:23:19.380
are you saying to me she's an escort she's specifically for dudes who like why do you
01:23:24.340
stink why does she get paid this well if she's not hot i don't understand i don't know shower and
01:23:30.100
she doesn't shower is it because it's because she has a big twitter following and like a bunch of
01:23:34.020
of weird simps she's like she's like someone like that's like her thing but it's like uh you remember
01:23:40.500
how napoleon back in the day would like demand that josephine like not shower for like weeks
01:23:46.100
so he could her when she stinks who is this person it's the people it's the people who are into that
01:23:51.460
we have a pic of her blowing a gnome with a dildo attached to her why this lady is such an actual
01:23:59.620
like person gnome like what are we talking about i don't even know what he's what is he talking about
01:24:04.100
i'm trying to find that one because someone like posted like her like literally her like escort page
01:24:09.060
it was like an escort page her like where you can rent her at and it was like it gave her rates and
01:24:13.380
it had like a picture of her and it was she was like oh i just i just googled it she's got a dope body
01:24:18.020
i guess that's why what does she look like again she's she's fine she's fine looking but like but
01:24:24.900
like i'm saying the girl that you made out with in vegas was that girl hotter uh then this chick well
01:24:32.260
i mean i'm very racist so no but she was very attractive for a latina okay okay but for as opposed
01:24:39.460
to three hundred dollars an hour versus two grand an hour oh bargain bargain to get this latina chick
01:24:45.620
absolute bargain wait this is the chick aella i forgot what she looked like yeah aela yeah they
01:24:53.300
just posted tyros tyler scroll one through uh maybe not i'm on the fence now maybe but i just thought
01:25:00.340
it was what it is yeah i just thought no i've seen her i've seen like it come up because i think she's
01:25:04.900
like a liberty kind of like adjacent as well i thought she's like her face is totally whatever it's very
01:25:11.860
she's just that she's very plain jane i think yeah i kind of like that clint yeah i mean plain jane is
01:25:19.380
is cool i guess but like it's it's only cool if she's not 50 guys a year for money yeah in which case
01:25:26.660
that shit sucks and if she only showers every 10 days then she should literally be living in a dumpster
01:25:33.380
i tend to agree yes this is this is why i say it's fascinating to see that other girl decline like i'm
01:25:40.580
sure people watch this that's what i was trying to like be like this girl like literally she only
01:25:45.620
showers like 50 times a year makes you pay two grand to escort and she's not like and like and
01:25:54.180
but you're you have a person that like is probably better looking and is declining even worse yeah
01:26:00.740
she really does shower she showers 40 times a year if i recall correctly um and honestly at that point
01:26:06.740
that's a tough sell and certainly not a two thousand dollar a hour hooker my god what are we
01:26:13.380
talking about it's insane yeah men need to have self-respect jesus christ get a life it's bad dude
01:26:19.220
she needs to have some the the amount of times i've seen like her who cares about her dude the amount
01:26:24.260
of times i've seen uh see mega revolt he didn't even know that he'd be a fan he's already a fan me and
01:26:33.540
tell you go half and half on ayla you in is that gay who gets who gets which half
01:26:40.260
so you're going to want to be at the front for that toads like i just don't want the
01:26:43.540
pussy okay actually that i get the mouth actually because if if she if she's only showering 40 times
01:26:49.220
a year you do not want to get below the how often is she brushing i'm going with the mouth mouth
01:26:54.260
the mouth is dirty anyway so whatever god she also said she only went out she also said so literally
01:27:02.740
she does it every year so she'll all the tracking she tracked that she went outside
01:27:12.260
i probably can't beat that her shower to being cummed on ratio probably huge because she said that it's below
01:27:20.260
one what's also funny is like she says how many times she said sex but also how many times she's
01:27:25.220
worked but her work is an escort so uh and her sex number was way less than her work number uh so i
01:27:32.900
want to say that she's not counting the sex during work hours as right that's her work yeah yeah which i
01:27:40.260
wonder is that's some sneaky that's some jew shit right she must be jewish yeah that's some that's
01:27:46.740
some jew oh she's definitely jewish right because imagine imagine you ask a girl like how many bodies
01:27:52.500
you have and she goes like including my work hours and you go like wait what
01:27:59.300
like just like run as soon as soon as she has any follow-up questions get the
01:28:02.900
fuck out she's like i've only slept with like eight guys uh off of work and you know off the
01:28:09.380
clock though off the clock all the eight guys i'm a virgin prostitute okay
01:28:16.020
wait is this true she takes a plan b once a day whether she needs it or not there's no way that's
01:28:20.180
true not true that would be that would be gut-wrenching you're just constantly destroying yourself
01:28:25.300
how to absolutely she's addicted to plan b all right all right yeah this is this is the video i
01:28:28.820
wanted to talk about because this guy is rad what up guys this is mark again and today
01:28:44.980
didn't he start off speaking english am i losing my mind yeah he said what's up guys
01:29:11.540
which knuckle do you think he uses to jerk off with
01:29:20.500
drawing enormous dude look at my knock no name what did he make i don't know what this is i have
01:29:27.060
no idea look at this kid this kid's like don't touch me he has a kid he's watching
01:29:32.820
this guy said more sex than toad how crazy is that you know how you're like you'll go and you'll
01:29:38.580
like you'll see someone has an eyelash on their cheek and like you'll just go and like rub it off
01:29:42.580
imagine this guy just goes and just fucking just knocks you out you're just fucking
01:29:46.420
dude this guy oh just just just mute it and let it run dude this guy is like the opposite of jimmy
01:29:53.460
nohans almost he's he's jimmy huge hands yeah what's up with his left what's up with his left bicep
01:29:58.420
why is his left bite oh it's huge it's it's growing he must be yeah it's like atrophying almost it's
01:30:04.740
weird how did you get your hands to be that big like and there's veins in him too look at the back
01:30:10.660
of his hand so it's not just like that what that was that thumb is like he literally looks like a
01:30:16.340
pillow dude yo that middle that middle finger is bigger than like my entire forearm it's crazy if
01:30:22.020
he flips you off you're gonna know look at his forearm is ginormous and that looks like a muscle
01:30:26.180
that don't look like fatty more for those like a muscle do you know how much muscle you have to
01:30:30.260
have to like to deal these things oh yeah dude it's it's like lifting weights every time you do anything
01:30:36.580
exactly is it called acromegaly that's uh like giantism it's a pituitary gland issue right but
01:30:44.340
it only affects your hands usually usually that affects like everything but in this case i i i
01:30:49.860
think it could i think it could affect all of his extremities can you imagine this dude's package
01:30:54.820
yeah do you think he has a huge one or a really small one you need a big dick obviously huge he's
01:31:00.420
asian jerk off with those hands though like with a little dick no it has like if his dick's not huge
01:31:06.580
he's just out of luck because you can only jerk off a big dick with those big old meat
01:31:10.660
right imagine trying to jerk off a tiny one with that hand it's impossible it'd be humiliating
01:31:16.980
he might be able to do it though he looks like he has a lot of dexterity with those
01:31:20.180
up fingers you know how like you'll when you're like doing a girl from behind yeah he just has to go
01:31:25.700
to any you know you're going to go from behind you try to slip in like your thumb to your
01:31:29.540
asshole and like he just absolutely gapes her shit he just like fucking rips her a new one
01:31:38.660
i feel like that could be a fatality honestly he ate off-limit candy
01:31:43.380
that's true if you get fisted by this guy yeah you're you're gonna die
01:31:48.340
it's like his literally his thumb is bigger than probably all like i bet we could put three like
01:31:53.860
put both of my fists together and one of yours and it's still probably not be as big as his thumb is
01:31:58.180
do you think you should go into professional boxing no power gloves on i think i think i think
01:32:03.060
top nailed it yeah power slap power slap okay because they look heavy they don't just he'd have
01:32:08.260
to be banned those are heavies yeah is there is there like a brother heavies oh this was really funny
01:32:14.900
i did tyler i see what you're pulling up there uh we'll save it for the uh save this for the brother
01:32:19.460
heavies was the other guy we saw actually in the yeah we're about to go to the clubhouse anyway or
01:32:25.060
whatever the penthouse clubhouse clubhouse women aren't invited no girls allowed yeah come to the
01:32:30.580
clubhouse guys come hang out uh uh scan that qr code for tower club tg and uh give us five dollars
01:32:38.740
check out the pre-chat post chat we got some extra stuff in there for you um anybody have any plugs
01:32:44.820
we haven't done that in a while i do a lot of episodes of liberty lockdown now and they're all great
01:32:49.300
you should do you you're actually doing episodes now again you actually started that back up again i've
01:32:53.380
done a lot yeah okay they are and and and not not just not just a lot but they crush i know i know
01:32:59.780
i know you got the the big sad earlier and so you stopped making them and so i just want to make sure
01:33:04.820
you're good now oh no i'm still i'm just i'm still big sad but like i'm i'm just i'm just powering
01:33:09.460
through you've been better off dad i'm just powering through the big set people watch though you can
01:33:15.380
watch the nephilim desk wide we just had owen benjamin on that'll be out in a couple of days
01:33:19.700
tomorrow we'll be on with elijah shaffer i don't know if clint's going to show up and hang out
01:33:24.100
depends on the sadness okay well yeah so me and david will definitely be there so check that out and
01:33:29.380
we have uh hey hey hey russian bear ban ban him from the chat ban him from the chat
01:33:34.900
what did he say what he said oh he said this chat is is honestly better than the show half the time
01:33:40.340
yeah we say that we say it all the time we're we're the ones who are allowed to say it look look
01:33:53.220
it's the tower power hour bitch no way jose liberty lockdown
01:34:07.060
tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang
01:34:09.620
tower gang tower gang tower gang liberty lock is truth say
01:34:12.660
say same with lobster colon jose toad is sick no way jose
01:34:18.980
they made day smith all his tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang
01:34:25.300
It's so fuckin' hard to line up the syllables in all of it.
01:34:43.500
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, that's all, folks.