Tower Gang - Ep 210 - Burning Cole

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00:00:42.260 Hashtag Make a Play.

00:00:43.780 Confident.com

00:00:53.100 O.g.y.

00:00:57.600 I don't know, that feels really nice to me.

00:01:27.600 I don't know, that feels really nice to me.

00:01:57.600 Let's go straight up to Israel.

00:02:01.120 I'm not even fucking kidding.

00:02:06.740 I go by the gut, baby.

00:02:08.100 I shoot from the hips.

00:02:08.940 I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass.

00:02:12.400 I've just only said the truth.

00:02:15.300 The next cock up is a very nice cock.

00:02:19.480 Because it would hurt.

00:02:20.620 I wouldn't be able to take it.

00:02:21.660 It's not what this show is about.

00:02:26.360 This shit is retarded.

00:02:27.220 Ladies and gentlemen, it's 9-11 on a...

00:02:32.840 Is it Wednesday?

00:02:33.580 It's not Wednesday.

00:02:34.140 Is it Wednesday?

00:02:34.860 It's Wednesday.

00:02:36.080 It's Wednesday.

00:02:36.220 It's weird, right?

00:02:37.280 It's Wednesday.

00:02:38.720 It's the normal day.

00:02:40.000 We got a new intro.

00:02:41.460 We got fucking fun little white guys doing a dance.

00:02:44.540 We got someone speaking an actual language that sounds like an engine trying to turn over.

00:02:49.320 Those were Ukrainian Jews, actually.

00:02:52.120 That was from Kazakhstan, buddy.

00:02:55.060 Yeah.

00:02:55.420 All right.

00:02:56.120 That was a strange entrance.

00:02:57.440 What the fuck was that?

00:02:58.500 Why did you request that?

00:02:59.340 Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka.

00:03:02.760 I speak fucking Azerbaijan or whatever.

00:03:07.360 New year, new intro.

00:03:09.180 New year, new us.

00:03:10.380 What's our New Year's resolutions?

00:03:12.420 Real quick, go.

00:03:13.760 Commit as many terrorist attacks as we possibly can.

00:03:16.000 I mean, New Orleans, right?

00:03:17.120 Based off of the trend that I'm seeing.

00:03:18.600 Could terrorism become trendy again

00:03:23.980 Like it was back in 2001

00:03:25.740 It's been trending all year

00:03:27.660 I mean it's like trendy

00:03:29.700 Is it back in

00:03:31.520 Vogue

00:03:32.800 I think the question is do we care again

00:03:35.460 Does anybody care

00:03:36.480 I'm begging you to shut off the fucking mailbag music

00:03:39.900 I mean

00:03:40.920 I saw that it happened

00:03:43.160 I didn't even know about it until

00:03:44.580 Probably hours after the news broke

00:03:47.580 And I was just like oh

00:03:48.580 The worst thing about the terrorist attack

00:03:51.780 Was that they delayed the sugar bowl

00:03:53.480 And that pissed me off

00:03:54.540 I wanted to watch football today

00:03:57.040 Instead of some fucking niggas going to die in New Orleans again

00:03:59.920 Now I have to re-handicap the game

00:04:02.020 For it being played tomorrow instead of today

00:04:03.900 I'm like what's going to happen

00:04:05.000 I'm being genuinely irate from this music

00:04:08.000 Look at my new shirt

00:04:12.300 It's so fun

00:04:14.240 Look how cool I am

00:04:16.580 Did he mute me?

00:04:19.980 I think Tyler muted you

00:04:21.480 I can't stop

00:04:22.800 I can't stop it

00:04:23.700 I'm committed to the bit

00:04:24.600 This is going to be

00:04:25.500 Guys it's going to be a fucking rough episode

00:04:27.900 Then let's go straight to mailbag

00:04:29.680 Because I can't listen to this the entire time

00:04:31.600 No

00:04:32.060 There's an order

00:04:33.200 By the way

00:04:33.780 That is what I'm going to do

00:04:34.780 You're going to lose weight

00:04:36.760 I'm

00:04:37.220 I'm so sorry guys

00:04:39.460 I think I'm going to notice as many conspiracies as possible

00:04:43.660 That's not a new resolution for you

00:04:46.060 No but I'm going to do it more

00:04:47.460 I'm going to status quo more

00:04:50.860 You know

00:04:51.400 You know how I've decided to get worse

00:04:55.300 300,000 followers on X

00:04:59.480 50,000 on YouTube

00:05:01.260 15,000 on Rumble

00:05:03.080 That's my goals

00:05:05.160 And under 200 pounds

00:05:06.240 Yeah

00:05:06.780 I'm going to try to do 75 hard

00:05:08.260 75 what?

00:05:11.300 You're going to lift with a bow on him?

00:05:12.640 No 75 hard

00:05:13.560 You know what that is?

00:05:14.400 Have you heard that?

00:05:15.440 So 75 hard is where you have to read

00:05:17.280 You literally have to read 10 pages a day

00:05:19.160 When you fuck a grandma?

00:05:19.920 No

00:05:20.480 No no

00:05:22.920 So for 75 days straight

00:05:24.420 You have to

00:05:25.180 You can't drink alcohol

00:05:26.760 You have to actually stick to a diet

00:05:28.920 You can't have any sugar

00:05:30.360 You have to have two

00:05:32.700 30 minute workouts a day

00:05:35.740 One outside

00:05:36.440 One inside

00:05:37.060 And then read 10 pages of a book a day

00:05:39.940 And it can't be a fiction book

00:05:40.920 That's the part that's going to cause cold

00:05:41.620 Hold on

00:05:42.020 Hold on

00:05:42.940 That's all it is

00:05:43.700 You're reading the book

00:05:44.500 It's all gone away

00:05:45.540 It's impossible now

00:05:46.500 Hold on a second

00:05:47.380 I just want to ask the audience really quickly

00:05:49.460 We have floss once a week

00:05:51.700 I intend

00:05:52.920 Take a shower

00:05:53.540 Wash my ass

00:05:54.360 I intend to play this music

00:05:56.620 The entire episode

00:05:57.860 Do you

00:05:59.220 It's really

00:06:00.020 I'm looking at Clint's face

00:06:01.180 And I'm looking at Jose's face

00:06:02.620 I'm done

00:06:03.080 They are suffering

00:06:04.240 So I'm leaving it up to you guys

00:06:06.380 It's like

00:06:07.120 It's a trigger for me man

00:06:08.820 Like as soon as I hear the music

00:06:10.120 I'm like

00:06:10.620 Mark Vestibule

00:06:12.040 Like I can't not say it

00:06:13.440 This is the hardest part of 75 hard

00:06:15.960 Is learning how to read

00:06:17.080 I have to learn how to read

00:06:17.940 Just to get it

00:06:18.560 That's not true

00:06:18.660 Not true

00:06:19.200 There's actually

00:06:19.700 The other part of 75 hard

00:06:21.100 Which you left off

00:06:21.980 Is that you cannot get off

00:06:24.240 From a blowjob for 75 days

00:06:25.840 So for you

00:06:26.460 This is actually 75 medium

00:06:28.640 Cole left that part off

00:06:31.660 Because it's irrelevant

00:06:32.600 Yeah

00:06:33.480 I was like

00:06:33.820 What is this

00:06:34.340 Does anybody even have that

00:06:35.840 Is that even like a normal thing

00:06:37.040 Where if someone had to be like

00:06:38.000 I need you to be like

00:06:39.200 Abstinent from blowjobs

00:06:40.780 For 75 days

00:06:41.960 Would that be

00:06:42.900 Oh that's a thing

00:06:43.500 Like do you think

00:06:44.540 If someone told you that

00:06:45.780 You'd be like

00:06:46.240 I can't do that

00:06:47.100 Do you think

00:06:48.920 Like do you think

00:06:49.580 Actually legitimately

00:06:50.160 If I said hey

00:06:50.660 I mean if there was a prize

00:06:51.920 I could do it

00:06:53.000 No no no

00:06:53.560 It's just like

00:06:53.920 Just for you

00:06:54.480 Just for your own

00:06:55.420 Like you're like

00:06:56.260 That's stupid

00:06:57.140 Why would I do that

00:06:58.480 No but like

00:06:59.080 You would actually say

00:07:00.040 Dude you've done like

00:07:00.560 27 years straight

00:07:01.600 Exactly

00:07:02.260 It doesn't

00:07:03.600 It doesn't even compute with me

00:07:05.380 Like that should be

00:07:06.000 Like if someone was like

00:07:07.560 Hey just for your own mental

00:07:08.960 Like you gotta give up something

00:07:10.260 And they're like

00:07:10.740 And it's blowjobs

00:07:11.680 For 75 days

00:07:12.500 This is the face

00:07:13.160 This is the face of a man

00:07:14.240 In high school

00:07:14.680 Who thought he was gonna get off

00:07:15.960 By countless blowjobs

00:07:17.320 Little did he know

00:07:18.600 That 10 years from now

00:07:19.840 From this photo being taken

00:07:20.920 He's still not busting

00:07:22.260 Not ever

00:07:23.300 Never gonna happen

00:07:24.680 Childhood dreams just dead

00:07:26.040 It's like that hypothetical

00:07:28.200 Childhood dream blowjobs

00:07:29.720 Wouldn't get your dick sucked

00:07:31.100 And nutting

00:07:31.720 For like

00:07:33.580 A certain period of time

00:07:35.100 For like a million dollars

00:07:36.400 I'm like dude

00:07:36.940 You should pay me a million dollars

00:07:38.360 Right now for doing that

00:07:39.540 Dude you make it sound

00:07:41.480 As if that's not like

00:07:42.360 Every dude in high school's dream

00:07:44.820 I feel like having sex

00:07:46.620 Is more

00:07:47.140 Like the dream

00:07:48.460 Oh no

00:07:48.540 No

00:07:49.400 You've done this all wrong

00:07:51.120 I guess I just really like sex

00:07:54.060 Are you saying that

00:07:55.420 You've just never had

00:07:56.540 Top tier

00:07:57.320 Like blowjibbles

00:07:58.800 You just haven't

00:07:59.680 Like if you've had

00:08:00.700 Top tier blowjibbles

00:08:01.620 Like you take that over again

00:08:03.540 Late any day

00:08:04.620 Dude

00:08:04.840 Until you've had a jibbleblow

00:08:06.220 That makes you fucking fall down

00:08:07.600 You don't even know

00:08:08.360 What you're talking about

00:08:08.800 It was funny

00:08:11.200 Because I've been going

00:08:12.040 I've had a lot of time lately

00:08:15.020 Where I'm like walking around

00:08:16.360 And I'll put a headphone

00:08:17.280 And I'll listen to

00:08:18.040 Old Tower Gang

00:08:19.000 And one of the episodes

00:08:19.760 I just listened to

00:08:20.520 Was The Mythical

00:08:21.120 And now we're talking to

00:08:22.140 That's like episode 116

00:08:23.480 Great episode man

00:08:24.660 Honestly

00:08:25.260 I scrolled back

00:08:26.780 And I've been

00:08:27.260 I've been listening

00:08:27.960 Since like around

00:08:28.680 Episode 100

00:08:29.800 Episode 87

00:08:30.780 Right around there

00:08:31.700 There's some bangers in there

00:08:33.220 It was funnier

00:08:34.240 Than it is now

00:08:35.120 Have you figured out

00:08:36.820 Why Cole isn't funny anymore?

00:08:38.400 Do you know?

00:08:38.880 I can't

00:08:39.380 This is a study

00:08:40.200 Can you put your finger on it yet?

00:08:42.340 I think it has to do

00:08:43.020 With the mortgage payment

00:08:44.120 It's weighing on me

00:08:46.480 Yeah

00:08:46.940 Like what's the major change

00:08:48.460 Pay it off for me buddy

00:08:48.860 And I'll be funny again

00:08:50.200 Nope

00:08:50.780 Not gonna do that

00:08:51.780 Or like the only thing

00:08:53.660 Is maybe I go into

00:08:54.900 Like default

00:08:56.920 Like maybe I default

00:08:58.180 On my mortgage

00:08:59.180 Yeah

00:08:59.920 No honestly

00:09:01.120 Honestly

00:09:01.660 If you were in bankruptcy

00:09:02.500 Like you would be funnier

00:09:03.860 For sure

00:09:04.540 Oh yeah

00:09:05.460 We need to plot

00:09:06.620 We need to plot

00:09:07.300 To make this happen

00:09:08.020 We need to get

00:09:08.640 Go to foreclosure

00:09:09.600 To get

00:09:09.940 We need to get

00:09:10.900 Go into bankruptcy

00:09:12.180 So that he's funny again

00:09:13.700 It's gonna be

00:09:14.460 Someone hack

00:09:16.160 Someone hack

00:09:16.940 His social security number

00:09:18.460 And then just

00:09:19.100 File for

00:09:19.900 As much credit lines

00:09:21.020 As possible

00:09:21.520 Just rack it up

00:09:22.400 And then force him

00:09:23.160 To file bankruptcy

00:09:23.780 You can save the show

00:09:24.480 Hashtag

00:09:25.320 Operation

00:09:25.980 Foreclosure

00:09:27.820 To

00:09:28.300 Funny

00:09:29.220 Hashtag

00:09:30.300 Foreclosure to funny

00:09:31.060 Yeah

00:09:31.460 Alright

00:09:32.240 We got it

00:09:33.360 We're gonna fucking

00:09:33.860 Destroy your life

00:09:34.580 Ruin my life

00:09:35.040 Honestly

00:09:35.720 If you wanna ruin his life

00:09:37.300 Like we were just talking

00:09:38.000 In the pre-show

00:09:38.540 Which you should be

00:09:39.160 Subscribed to the Patreon

00:09:40.180 To check out the pre-show

00:09:41.900 Yeah

00:09:42.240 The pre-show

00:09:42.880 Was incredible today

00:09:43.740 So go ahead

00:09:44.580 It was just literally

00:09:45.700 Apple music

00:09:46.540 Scan the QR code

00:09:49.780 The fucking Patreon's

00:09:50.880 Blowing up

00:09:51.420 Hold on

00:09:51.860 Anyway

00:09:53.680 Cole was saying

00:09:55.300 How some bitch

00:09:55.900 At his church

00:09:56.540 Listens to a show

00:09:58.880 That is closely related

00:10:00.880 To what my show is

00:10:02.240 Nephilim Death Squad

00:10:03.700 And I'm like

00:10:04.620 Cole

00:10:04.840 It's only a matter of time

00:10:06.000 That she

00:10:06.580 Transfers over

00:10:07.900 From that show

00:10:08.560 Because I see

00:10:09.200 A lot of people

00:10:09.780 They're like

00:10:10.100 Oh I used to listen

00:10:10.880 To Blurry Creatures

00:10:11.520 Now I only listen

00:10:12.520 To Nephilim Death Squad

00:10:13.120 Swear to god

00:10:13.640 Okay

00:10:14.480 They're gonna be

00:10:16.100 Coming over from there

00:10:17.180 At some point

00:10:17.740 She's gonna learn

00:10:18.380 Every day

00:10:18.740 Someone goes

00:10:19.180 I used to be

00:10:19.740 A Blurry Creatures

00:10:21.540 But now I'm a

00:10:22.540 Nephilim Death Squad

00:10:23.480 And like 20

00:10:24.260 No no no

00:10:24.780 I'm not joking

00:10:25.420 At least 20 people

00:10:26.280 Every day

00:10:26.320 Testimonials

00:10:26.960 Just stacking up

00:10:27.740 And stacking up

00:10:28.620 20 people have said that

00:10:30.360 It's like

00:10:30.760 So that's not like

00:10:31.560 Not a lot

00:10:32.520 And it's a stupid thing to say

00:10:33.940 But 20 people have said this

00:10:35.480 Isn't this literally

00:10:36.240 A weed to crack

00:10:37.340 Type of like

00:10:38.120 Blurry Creatures

00:10:41.180 Blurry Creatures

00:10:42.020 To Nephilim Death Squad

00:10:43.300 Is literally like

00:10:44.040 Two tower gang

00:10:45.100 It's a gateway podcast

00:10:47.100 Earlier tonight

00:10:48.340 Josie tweeted out

00:10:49.740 Asking what a coal burner was

00:10:51.140 And I was like

00:10:51.540 That's just Liz

00:10:52.320 That's mean

00:10:56.620 No she's fucking coal

00:10:58.220 She is fucking coal

00:11:00.300 I thought it was

00:11:02.080 All of us

00:11:02.720 For making fun of coal

00:11:03.960 Oh this is the problem

00:11:06.180 It's true too

00:11:06.700 We're coal burners

00:11:07.420 Yeah

00:11:08.140 The problem is that

00:11:09.380 You're getting way less pussy

00:11:10.400 Than you did before

00:11:11.200 This is why you're meaner

00:11:12.500 This is why you're not as funny

00:11:13.760 That's true

00:11:15.060 Yeah

00:11:15.740 Why?

00:11:16.320 What's the reason?

00:11:17.020 Why aren't you

00:11:17.460 I don't know

00:11:17.840 Why aren't you smashing puss?

00:11:18.960 I thought I would get a new house

00:11:20.380 You're clearly strong enough to rape

00:11:22.140 Pussy

00:11:22.460 Oh you thought that

00:11:23.760 You were going to provide for her needs

00:11:25.540 And then she was going to react accordingly

00:11:27.600 Oh you thought that coal?

00:11:30.480 You silly bitch

00:11:31.720 You got any bitches in the dirt coal

00:11:33.700 About the coal

00:11:34.580 I get a raise

00:11:35.440 I get a new house

00:11:36.280 I even bought a new washer

00:11:37.720 And a new refrigerator

00:11:38.940 All in the same year

00:11:40.520 How often is the sex happening coal?

00:11:42.340 Once a week

00:11:42.860 Yeah she's cheating on you

00:11:44.720 Oh my god

00:11:46.620 She's burning coal baby

00:11:51.960 Oh no

00:11:53.180 You're not the only coal she's burning

00:11:54.880 Oh

00:11:56.280 Tyrone

00:11:57.740 Name of the episode

00:11:58.440 Coal burner

00:11:59.100 Coal burner

00:12:00.520 Burning coal

00:12:01.840 It's just burning coal

00:12:03.480 What would you burn and coal

00:12:05.380 What would happen if one time

00:12:06.500 Yeah you just come home

00:12:07.320 And there's this big black dude in your house

00:12:09.740 What would you do if you don't work from home

00:12:10.980 So she can't come home

00:12:11.880 What would you do if you don't work from home

00:12:13.400 I work from home

00:12:14.420 She can't work from home

00:12:15.280 I'm angry

00:12:15.920 I come out of my office

00:12:19.440 She's like

00:12:20.360 I thought you were on lunch

00:12:21.520 Fuck

00:12:21.900 What would you do if they flagrantly brought a bowl over while you were there

00:12:26.580 No hey coal

00:12:27.260 Coal

00:12:27.660 To be honest

00:12:28.200 If you walked in and she was getting railed by a black dude

00:12:30.840 Would you say to her

00:12:32.020 I'm the only coal you're supposed to burn

00:12:33.800 Would you say that

00:12:34.580 And then the black dude she's fucking just beats the shit out of you

00:12:40.720 Oh man that'd be great

00:12:41.900 He would beat the fuck out of me

00:12:43.200 I don't even know what

00:12:43.760 Like Jesus

00:12:45.040 I'd be so mad

00:12:46.100 I'd be like

00:12:46.400 You're gonna be so loose now

00:12:47.640 Like it's gonna be worse

00:12:48.800 No

00:12:49.480 Oh my god

00:12:50.560 Wait you're staying with her

00:12:52.080 It's my wife

00:12:53.800 You can't

00:12:54.140 Oh dog

00:12:55.200 No

00:12:55.640 I don't know

00:12:56.280 I actually don't know

00:12:57.400 I actually might be like

00:12:59.020 Legit

00:12:59.440 Like

00:13:00.380 I keep

00:13:00.920 If I seen that I'd just be like

00:13:02.220 Finish up

00:13:02.860 And I'd be like

00:13:03.680 I'm out

00:13:04.040 It depends on the house

00:13:05.380 I kind of like this house

00:13:06.240 I'm not

00:13:06.620 I just walk out of the house

00:13:09.460 I lock the doors

00:13:10.180 I light the fucking house on fire

00:13:11.460 Now

00:13:11.740 Yes

00:13:12.940 Well almost

00:13:13.800 It's your house

00:13:14.480 You can keep it

00:13:15.420 Kids in there

00:13:17.040 Just like

00:13:17.360 I want a full fresh restart

00:13:18.700 Start anew

00:13:19.300 If you burn the house

00:13:21.700 If you burn coal

00:13:23.740 While your wife is burning coal

00:13:25.220 There's only one coal burner

00:13:26.660 In this house

00:13:27.300 Bitch

00:13:27.760 What happens

00:13:29.980 It's a paradox

00:13:31.020 Do you think there's a way

00:13:34.240 That I could figure out

00:13:34.920 How to get the insurance payment

00:13:36.420 On that too

00:13:36.920 If I

00:13:37.420 Is there a way

00:13:37.980 That I can make it

00:13:38.820 Look like an accident

00:13:39.540 Just tell the

00:13:41.040 Tell the firefighters

00:13:41.820 That the black dude did it

00:13:43.220 Does it cover ours

00:13:44.040 Oh that's true

00:13:44.480 He was raping

00:13:45.140 He was raping her

00:13:46.100 I can't beat him

00:13:47.100 One on one

00:13:47.660 I burnt the house down

00:13:48.700 Just to stop him

00:13:49.540 Your honor

00:13:54.220 He has an extra bone

00:13:55.160 In his foot

00:13:55.700 I was fucked

00:13:57.040 Your honor

00:13:57.400 They're scared of fire

00:13:58.960 I know it

00:13:59.560 Look at Africa

00:14:00.260 They never even made it

00:14:01.160 You expect me to engage him

00:14:01.400 In single combat

00:14:02.360 You fool

00:14:03.720 Don't get into a land

00:14:07.300 North Asia

00:14:07.900 Don't try to fight

00:14:09.040 The black guy

00:14:09.600 Fucking your wife

00:14:10.300 Your honor

00:14:11.020 He was thwarted me

00:14:12.040 Your honor

00:14:12.580 Don't separate dogs

00:14:15.600 Mid coitus

00:14:16.300 It's like the same thing

00:14:17.320 With blacks

00:14:18.020 On guard

00:14:19.340 You can

00:14:20.060 Your honor

00:14:20.740 I was across the house

00:14:21.760 And he was three steps

00:14:22.700 Away from me basically

00:14:23.560 They can jump really far

00:14:24.880 Like he was gonna fuck me up

00:14:26.140 All I could do

00:14:27.660 Was like

00:14:28.040 I was trying to aim

00:14:29.240 For the neck

00:14:29.720 But I totally

00:14:30.600 I couldn't get to it

00:14:31.480 That's a good point

00:14:32.540 With black people

00:14:33.620 Like if they're in

00:14:34.720 If they're in

00:14:35.820 Long jumping distance

00:14:37.320 You're fucked

00:14:37.780 Yeah

00:14:38.580 Like it's over

00:14:39.580 12 feet

00:14:41.140 Because you know

00:14:41.820 How they say

00:14:42.260 Like if someone

00:14:43.260 Has a knife

00:14:43.680 And you have a gun

00:14:44.180 It wasn't like

00:14:44.880 Like 30 feet

00:14:45.660 Don't bring a knife

00:14:46.220 To a gun fight

00:14:47.000 No not

00:14:47.340 But you can

00:14:47.980 Like if it's

00:14:48.440 Within like a certain

00:14:49.340 Like distance

00:14:51.260 Cole the type of nigger

00:14:52.680 Not have a gun

00:14:53.760 I mean

00:14:55.920 Okay

00:14:56.380 But

00:14:56.920 You might be right

00:15:00.200 Nailed it

00:15:01.060 He said yeah

00:15:01.580 You're gonna need

00:15:02.060 To get a gun

00:15:02.520 Just to deal with

00:15:03.420 The eventual

00:15:04.240 Honestly forget about

00:15:05.280 For Tyrone

00:15:05.860 Forget about the people

00:15:07.040 That might break

00:15:07.640 Into your house

00:15:08.160 You gotta be thinking

00:15:09.120 About the people

00:15:09.520 That are breaking

00:15:09.940 To your wife

00:15:10.520 No well

00:15:11.380 I gotta kill myself

00:15:12.820 I gotta

00:15:13.120 Basically I had to

00:15:14.400 Put it in my mouth

00:15:14.900 Well you have to

00:15:15.340 Have a gun

00:15:15.700 For that purpose too

00:15:16.540 So you need a gun

00:15:17.160 Regardless

00:15:17.560 Whatever direction

00:15:18.640 You take this

00:15:19.340 Cole why don't you

00:15:20.200 Have a gun

00:15:20.720 You've been like

00:15:21.480 Libertarian for

00:15:22.720 Seven years or something

00:15:24.160 Wait you're gunless

00:15:25.220 Okay let's not just

00:15:26.920 Put it out there

00:15:27.600 I mean

00:15:27.860 Everybody

00:15:29.120 Guys go ahead

00:15:30.580 Go ahead and rob this guy

00:15:31.560 Go ahead and rob this guy

00:15:32.740 Easy target

00:15:33.660 I have a shotgun

00:15:34.360 Okay sure you do

00:15:36.740 I didn't have one

00:15:37.660 Until I was 37

00:15:39.340 So don't feel bad

00:15:40.360 That's sad

00:15:41.100 Yeah

00:15:41.740 But it's also

00:15:42.240 I live in a white

00:15:43.160 Neighborhood

00:15:44.100 Like what

00:15:44.540 Like I'm not

00:15:46.060 No you don't

00:15:46.340 Not with the proclivities

00:15:48.280 Of your wife you don't

00:15:49.100 Yeah yeah that's true

00:15:49.960 Not with

00:15:50.740 That's true

00:15:51.240 But she goes

00:15:51.680 She goes down to the

00:15:52.700 You know the hood

00:15:53.300 And she brings them here

00:15:54.240 But you know

00:15:54.840 Yeah well you need

00:15:55.720 A firearm Cole

00:15:56.560 Anyway we should talk

00:15:57.380 I mean we should

00:15:58.100 We should talk with her

00:15:58.940 That's not right

00:15:59.500 Like she's fucking up

00:16:00.600 The show again

00:16:01.420 This is what she does

00:16:02.800 Like whether

00:16:04.100 Either she's yelling

00:16:05.140 At Cole pulling him out

00:16:06.300 During chicken washes

00:16:07.140 Just listen to that one again

00:16:08.280 Shutting the power off

00:16:09.320 I mean this later

00:16:10.040 We were worried about you Cole

00:16:11.580 During that episode

00:16:12.380 We were worried

00:16:13.100 Because like you walked away

00:16:14.320 We had to put your screen

00:16:15.560 On like blank

00:16:16.760 For whatever

00:16:17.120 Because you didn't take

00:16:17.620 Out the garbage or something

00:16:18.540 You got yelled at

00:16:19.580 She turned the power off

00:16:20.720 At one point

00:16:21.540 Remember that

00:16:21.940 What would you do

00:16:23.020 If you found out

00:16:23.800 That she was

00:16:24.340 Sucking dudes off

00:16:25.340 To completion

00:16:25.860 Oh my god

00:16:27.740 For money or not

00:16:29.120 I might kill her

00:16:29.540 Legitimately

00:16:30.140 I might

00:16:30.380 I think that's worse

00:16:32.220 Than her just having an affair

00:16:33.700 Yeah

00:16:34.000 If it was just like

00:16:34.780 I'd be upset

00:16:36.020 But it's just like

00:16:37.240 I didn't get the bullet

00:16:38.440 Like wait wait wait

00:16:39.300 She was like

00:16:40.540 My jaw works

00:16:41.080 Your jaw works

00:16:41.740 My first question

00:16:42.640 Your jaw works

00:16:43.120 Totally fine

00:16:43.700 Like it's not

00:16:44.320 Like

00:16:44.600 She's like

00:16:45.000 It only works

00:16:46.020 On big old pythons

00:16:47.180 At some point

00:16:50.260 It just numbs it out

00:16:51.140 Like your tiny little

00:16:52.260 Your tiny little penis

00:16:53.340 I'm gonna have to

00:16:54.980 Kill this bit

00:16:55.560 Because it's making me

00:16:56.420 Feel bad for Cole

00:16:57.100 We gotta move on

00:16:58.220 To something else

00:16:58.760 The theoretical

00:17:01.400 That she's sucking

00:17:02.340 Other dudes dicks

00:17:03.020 Just the hypothetical

00:17:04.300 Piss me off

00:17:05.560 Cole with that in mind

00:17:06.900 What would you do

00:17:07.600 For a Klondike bar

00:17:08.560 What would you do

00:17:09.240 For that

00:17:09.680 I mean

00:17:10.820 Kill my wife

00:17:11.520 I guess

00:17:11.980 Do you guys think

00:17:14.920 That black guy did it

00:17:15.780 Do you think

00:17:16.180 He drove that

00:17:16.740 I mean

00:17:17.060 He did do it

00:17:17.940 He got caught

00:17:18.460 Doing it

00:17:18.820 Is he a black

00:17:19.280 He was Arab

00:17:20.780 No he was like

00:17:21.760 A nation of Islam

00:17:24.200 Type of motherfucker

00:17:25.260 He was like

00:17:27.120 You're like

00:17:27.940 Are you black

00:17:29.000 Are you Arab

00:17:29.600 You're Blair

00:17:30.180 Rocky Maivia type

00:17:31.360 You know

00:17:31.680 Yeah he was

00:17:33.460 He was

00:17:34.380 Louis Farrakar

00:17:35.820 Did he scream

00:17:36.700 I'm the real Jew

00:17:37.740 As he did

00:17:38.280 Hold on

00:17:39.220 Hold on

00:17:39.760 Oh that was good

00:17:40.580 Wait a second

00:17:41.500 Give him

00:17:41.940 Give him his

00:17:42.480 Fucking applaud toad

00:17:43.740 That was great

00:17:44.340 Louis Farrakar

00:17:45.080 I don't have

00:17:46.560 The button anymore

00:17:47.280 Motherfucker

00:17:47.660 I just gave it to you

00:17:49.200 I'll do it

00:17:49.840 I'll copy it

00:17:50.500 Toad with a banger

00:17:52.060 There we go

00:17:53.380 Thank you

00:17:53.780 Louis Farrakar

00:17:56.880 Amazing

00:17:57.680 This motherfucker

00:17:59.000 Man Cole

00:17:59.880 How does it feel

00:18:00.580 How does it feel

00:18:01.400 Because you guys are

00:18:02.020 So

00:18:02.220 Just fucking

00:18:03.120 Let's switch him up

00:18:04.180 You guys are fucking

00:18:04.900 Suck my cock

00:18:06.360 Yeah

00:18:07.240 You guys got new roles now

00:18:09.680 Suck my

00:18:10.440 All right

00:18:11.940 Let's see the video

00:18:13.380 Of this dude

00:18:14.260 Talking about

00:18:14.640 Being an insurance

00:18:15.240 Or

00:18:15.560 What's he

00:18:16.160 Real estate agent

00:18:17.760 Managing

00:18:18.280 Blue Metal properties

00:18:19.380 And team lead

00:18:20.540 At the Midas group

00:18:21.600 At Core Realty

00:18:22.480 I think he's innocent

00:18:23.220 I just want to say hello

00:18:23.940 And let you know

00:18:24.720 A little bit about it

00:18:25.300 Oh wait wait

00:18:25.720 He's the one

00:18:26.620 Apparently he's the one

00:18:28.180 That actually blew up

00:18:28.840 In New Orleans

00:18:29.680 Yeah

00:18:30.300 He blew up

00:18:31.480 In New Orleans

00:18:32.020 That's the whole reason

00:18:32.620 We're watching this

00:18:33.160 Does this guy look

00:18:34.540 Like a terrorist to you

00:18:35.400 He's got a very

00:18:35.960 He's got a very nice face

00:18:37.200 No

00:18:37.500 I saw him yesterday

00:18:38.740 In my bedroom

00:18:39.480 Like he's

00:18:40.020 He was very nice

00:18:42.200 To my wife

00:18:42.620 He was

00:18:43.120 Extremely nice

00:18:44.260 He does look like

00:18:44.960 A professional bull

00:18:45.840 Like he's like

00:18:46.580 You know

00:18:47.180 He looks ethical

00:18:48.860 Professional about it

00:18:50.040 You know

00:18:50.320 He sold me my house

00:18:51.540 He wears his Timberlands though

00:18:53.120 He doesn't take the Timberlands off

00:18:54.720 That's true

00:18:55.260 But I don't

00:18:55.760 I don't begrudge him that

00:18:56.600 What do you think

00:18:57.000 He smells like

00:18:57.660 Fine leather

00:19:00.220 Yeah

00:19:01.220 Yeah

00:19:01.580 I don't think

00:19:02.720 I don't think

00:19:02.740 Do you think

00:19:04.640 Do black people like leather

00:19:05.920 Maybe I've been

00:19:06.760 Maybe I've been

00:19:07.340 He smells like leather

00:19:08.380 Look at him

00:19:08.820 He smells nice

00:19:09.620 This guy is one of those

00:19:10.860 One of those white black people

00:19:12.360 You know what I mean

00:19:12.900 Like OJ

00:19:13.560 I think anybody

00:19:15.340 I think any black guy

00:19:16.480 In realty

00:19:17.160 Has to be

00:19:17.940 The white black

00:19:18.840 You know what I'm talking about

00:19:20.200 They have to pretend

00:19:21.840 Are we churning out hotter

00:19:23.420 Like patsies these days

00:19:25.500 Is that what's going on

00:19:26.880 Yeah he's more handsome

00:19:27.680 Like you're getting better

00:19:28.460 No no no

00:19:28.860 Because

00:19:29.140 I'm not gonna

00:19:29.980 I'm not gonna jump to hot

00:19:31.020 He's fine

00:19:31.980 Well look at Luigi Mangione

00:19:33.640 This guy too

00:19:34.680 No no

00:19:35.400 There's some attractive ones

00:19:36.440 They're stepping the game up

00:19:37.760 No that's very recently

00:19:38.740 Because you go back

00:19:39.340 To the Trump shooter

00:19:40.000 At the golf course

00:19:41.040 And he literally looked

00:19:41.740 Like a fucking meth head

00:19:43.180 A mock boy

00:19:43.800 Yeah

00:19:44.220 That's how you know

00:19:45.100 He was a real actor

00:19:46.520 Yeah

00:19:47.280 And the other one

00:19:49.440 That shot at Trump

00:19:50.060 He was also like

00:19:50.960 A fucking ugly little kid too

00:19:52.880 Yeah

00:19:53.180 Like all of them really

00:19:54.220 And they're not really

00:19:54.760 All the Trump shooters

00:19:56.260 Are ugly

00:19:56.780 That's the common thread there

00:19:58.340 But these other guys are not

00:19:59.540 Well we don't

00:20:01.900 In fairness

00:20:02.480 We don't know what the dude

00:20:03.400 Who was in the cyber truck

00:20:04.700 In Vegas today look like

00:20:05.820 He may have been a looker

00:20:07.200 Was he in the car

00:20:08.200 When he blew it up

00:20:09.200 Sure was

00:20:10.160 Oh

00:20:11.040 Oh the Vegas cyber

00:20:12.440 Oh okay

00:20:13.340 Nevermind

00:20:13.800 Wait that was

00:20:14.280 The Trump tower one

00:20:16.000 Was a suicide bombing

00:20:17.100 Both of them were suicide

00:20:19.120 Vehicle

00:20:20.020 Vehicular suicide attacks

00:20:22.200 Which is exactly

00:20:23.260 What they described

00:20:24.060 Yeah it was like

00:20:24.940 Suicide by cop

00:20:25.920 Fucking Iran

00:20:26.840 Just going wild

00:20:27.580 These days guys

00:20:28.960 By the way

00:20:29.620 I got to hear on

00:20:30.860 Before I make this joke

00:20:32.920 I want to like

00:20:33.520 Make sure

00:20:34.020 Here we go

00:20:35.020 He's going to preface it

00:20:35.980 Because my thought got there

00:20:37.340 Because I was thinking about

00:20:38.720 Patches

00:20:39.840 Which made me think of

00:20:40.720 Because I was thinking about

00:20:42.180 Well then I looked at

00:20:43.300 Jose and I thought about

00:20:44.100 Oklahoma City

00:20:44.740 Now you describe her now

00:20:45.240 Then I thought about

00:20:46.380 Oklahoma City

00:20:46.820 Then I thought

00:20:47.240 Terrence Yiki

00:20:47.840 But then I was like

00:20:48.740 Oh but the Tanya Yiki thing

00:20:50.000 I was like

00:20:50.320 And then my joke was going to be

00:20:51.580 Imagine what Tanya's wife

00:20:53.020 Husband thought

00:20:53.740 When she saw Terrence fucking her

00:20:54.940 And I was like

00:20:56.120 I don't know why

00:20:56.580 But it was just

00:20:57.260 Because he

00:20:58.100 I don't know

00:20:59.200 I don't think that joke worked

00:21:00.240 But I just want to point out

00:21:01.300 Real quick that

00:21:01.760 Top is slowly

00:21:03.000 Top is slowly

00:21:04.800 Raising

00:21:05.400 Top is slowly

00:21:06.660 Raising his face profile

00:21:08.180 To be

00:21:08.740 Very high in the screen

00:21:10.500 To make me look shorter

00:21:11.640 And I see what you're doing

00:21:13.480 And fuck you

00:21:14.300 It's a dominant move

00:21:16.160 I don't think you use

00:21:17.280 I don't think you buy a Tesla

00:21:18.460 For an IED

00:21:19.140 It's dope

00:21:20.220 Look at that

00:21:20.960 That's pretty cool

00:21:21.620 It behaves like a grenade

00:21:22.720 That's a mode

00:21:24.040 That's a mode

00:21:24.840 That comes with it

00:21:26.560 Self detonation mode

00:21:30.080 It's called terrorism mode

00:21:31.320 Some fucking

00:21:32.160 Pajit just programmed it wrong

00:21:33.600 He was like

00:21:33.880 I tried to auto park

00:21:35.060 Engage domestic terrorism mode

00:21:38.140 It honestly sounds

00:21:40.920 For New Year's

00:21:41.720 It literally sounds like

00:21:42.620 Something Elon would do

00:21:43.380 He's a fucking nerd

00:21:44.580 And like a

00:21:45.180 Into like

00:21:46.520 Sci-fi

00:21:47.460 And sci-fi

00:21:47.880 All the ships have

00:21:48.760 Like a

00:21:48.980 First we have to put it

00:21:50.000 In unsafe mode

00:21:51.260 To unlock that

00:21:52.400 I gotta point this out

00:21:54.100 I gotta point this out

00:21:54.840 Because

00:21:55.080 I'm on this fucking

00:21:56.440 Twitter space

00:21:56.960 Is wasting my life

00:21:57.720 Again today

00:21:58.360 This guy

00:21:59.160 This guy's addicted

00:22:00.060 To Twitter spaces

00:22:01.080 I just get a lot of

00:22:01.880 Followers from doing it

00:22:02.700 It's sorry

00:22:03.140 Anyways

00:22:03.960 So

00:22:04.480 You and Andrew

00:22:05.280 All these people

00:22:06.300 Yeah

00:22:06.940 I mean there were like

00:22:07.820 A lot of high profile

00:22:08.400 It's cool

00:22:08.980 Anyways

00:22:09.800 I bet you like

00:22:10.560 Talking to important people

00:22:11.800 Don't you

00:22:12.540 Yeah

00:22:13.340 Kinda

00:22:13.780 It's fun

00:22:14.840 Anyways

00:22:15.940 I bet

00:22:16.540 Yeah

00:22:17.160 You're like

00:22:19.900 Yeah

00:22:20.120 I'd probably do it too

00:22:21.020 If I could

00:22:21.320 Alright

00:22:21.780 So

00:22:22.040 So

00:22:22.900 These people

00:22:24.160 These people are like

00:22:24.980 You know

00:22:25.500 Gotta give a big shout out

00:22:27.200 To Elon

00:22:27.640 Because within an hour

00:22:29.080 Of one of his cars

00:22:30.220 Exploding

00:22:31.640 He's already

00:22:32.520 Sending the telemetry data

00:22:34.600 To the FB

00:22:35.200 To the feds

00:22:35.800 To figure out

00:22:36.380 He's like

00:22:36.920 Nigga he did it

00:22:38.060 He did it

00:22:38.600 The guy

00:22:39.140 That dude

00:22:40.440 Went in

00:22:40.940 And he said

00:22:43.800 Hey Grock

00:22:44.580 Drive me to the nearest

00:22:45.820 Trump tower

00:22:46.500 And self detonate

00:22:47.260 And Grock said

00:22:47.880 Fucking okay

00:22:49.240 We're in fun

00:22:49.780 They're like

00:22:50.860 Engage fun mode

00:22:51.800 Let's go

00:22:52.200 Find that 300 follower count

00:22:55.220 And put him in the

00:22:56.260 But my point

00:22:57.580 My point is

00:22:58.240 Find the man who

00:22:59.520 Ray showed me

00:23:00.240 Find him

00:23:01.080 It's some Groyper

00:23:02.520 In the video

00:23:03.000 They're like

00:23:03.960 He's in Trump tower

00:23:05.300 I don't care

00:23:06.380 Kill him

00:23:06.940 Kill him out

00:23:07.480 All of them

00:23:08.420 Like bound and gagged

00:23:09.860 All the ones that were

00:23:10.580 Like the whole group

00:23:11.380 Of Groypers

00:23:12.200 Literally

00:23:12.940 That's the next

00:23:13.560 String of murders

00:23:14.300 This is like

00:23:14.660 The things that these guys

00:23:15.800 Had in common

00:23:16.440 Was they all

00:23:17.000 Ratioed Elon Musk

00:23:18.400 What drove me crazy

00:23:21.120 About it

00:23:21.540 Was not that

00:23:22.120 It was that

00:23:22.600 That these people

00:23:23.420 Are celebrating

00:23:24.100 That a vehicle

00:23:24.960 Which has already

00:23:25.720 Been sold

00:23:26.680 The transaction's

00:23:27.460 Complete

00:23:27.860 You should have

00:23:28.800 Really no data

00:23:29.840 Over it

00:23:30.480 Right

00:23:30.660 Like

00:23:30.980 Does Ford

00:23:32.220 Know where my car

00:23:33.460 Is at all time

00:23:34.000 I would hope not

00:23:34.840 Or Chevy

00:23:35.440 Whatever

00:23:35.720 Maybe they do

00:23:38.000 But I'm arguing

00:23:38.920 They shouldn't

00:23:39.580 And certainly

00:23:40.120 If you find out

00:23:40.760 That they do

00:23:41.300 You shouldn't go

00:23:41.900 Hooray

00:23:42.660 Within an hour

00:23:43.600 They can tell me

00:23:44.360 Exactly what happened

00:23:45.120 Not just where

00:23:45.960 The vehicle was

00:23:46.780 But where it came from

00:23:48.480 And how the explosion

00:23:50.500 Happened

00:23:51.000 And in fact

00:23:51.520 That the battery

00:23:52.120 Was fine

00:23:52.720 It had nothing

00:23:53.140 To do with the battery

00:23:53.560 I was like

00:23:53.880 We're comforted

00:23:55.280 By this

00:23:55.780 Are you out of your

00:23:56.400 Do you know why Ford

00:23:57.020 You know why Ford

00:23:57.840 Doesn't fucking know

00:23:58.580 Where you are

00:23:59.240 When you self detonate

00:24:00.220 In their cars

00:24:00.820 Because they can't

00:24:01.780 Afford that technology

00:24:02.800 Because they pay

00:24:03.520 For every car

00:24:04.260 That Elon Musk

00:24:04.980 Doesn't sell

00:24:06.320 Right

00:24:06.600 Well and I trust

00:24:07.660 Ford

00:24:08.120 Well I trust

00:24:08.940 Ford

00:24:09.220 Because

00:24:09.560 They pick up

00:24:10.560 The taxes on that

00:24:11.460 American companies

00:24:13.320 American car companies

00:24:14.800 Pick up the taxes

00:24:15.480 On whatever the fuck

00:24:16.260 Elon Musk scam

00:24:17.160 Is doing over there

00:24:17.940 It's crazy

00:24:18.680 Ford tweeted out

00:24:20.940 You know like

00:24:21.480 We hate the Jews

00:24:22.500 And all this stuff

00:24:23.160 And fuck Israel

00:24:23.960 So I'm comfortable

00:24:24.920 Being in a Ford

00:24:25.540 Honestly

00:24:25.800 Elon Musk is running

00:24:26.840 The biggest fucking

00:24:27.800 Ponzi scheme in the world

00:24:28.900 He is an Indian at heart

00:24:30.420 He is a Pajit at heart

00:24:32.160 That's why he defends

00:24:33.060 Him so hard

00:24:33.580 It's just a fucking scam

00:24:34.840 Tesla's a scam

00:24:35.960 It's not even

00:24:36.720 He's Patrick Van David

00:24:38.500 But like

00:24:39.560 More autism

00:24:40.580 In the tech world

00:24:41.500 Not in the insurance realm

00:24:42.600 Yeah

00:24:42.840 Right

00:24:43.220 By the way

00:24:44.460 Is that true

00:24:44.920 That he actually

00:24:45.420 Made his money

00:24:45.900 From like a MLM

00:24:48.340 Or like a

00:24:48.880 Basically a pyramid scheme

00:24:49.780 It's

00:24:50.160 Patrick Van David

00:24:50.800 Yeah

00:24:51.020 It is

00:24:51.560 It is MLM

00:24:52.560 Insurance sales

00:24:53.320 But that doesn't

00:24:54.060 Necessarily mean

00:24:55.380 That it's a scam

00:24:56.600 Yeah these things

00:24:57.360 Are flawed

00:24:57.760 I really

00:24:58.500 Really

00:24:58.880 Really

00:24:59.300 Really

00:24:59.580 Want to get

00:25:00.100 Booked out

00:25:00.540 BBD

00:25:01.100 I'm just

00:25:03.100 I'm just saying

00:25:03.680 I haven't

00:25:04.520 He saw an opportunity

00:25:05.920 And he went for it

00:25:07.140 That's all I'm saying

00:25:08.020 No hold on

00:25:08.800 Hold on

00:25:08.820 Avon isn't

00:25:11.620 A scam

00:25:12.440 He has an oil painting

00:25:13.940 Of himself on the wall

00:25:15.140 Drinking tea with Tupac

00:25:16.600 So what if you could find

00:25:17.920 Ken Suckers

00:25:18.860 Who doesn't suck up

00:25:20.060 The capital

00:25:20.680 I just saw

00:25:21.480 Tupac

00:25:22.200 But with like

00:25:22.640 Abe Lincoln in it

00:25:24.280 And like Karl Marx

00:25:25.280 And shit

00:25:25.620 I'm like what the fuck

00:25:26.420 Is happening

00:25:26.740 It's about to be like

00:25:27.520 He's like

00:25:27.880 I read the court proceedings

00:25:29.180 And they found

00:25:30.260 That it was not a scam

00:25:31.200 Clint

00:25:31.420 If you

00:25:32.280 If you got on that show

00:25:33.340 They make you wear

00:25:34.080 A fucking suit

00:25:35.040 You don't want to be there

00:25:36.040 Dude

00:25:36.200 It's not comfy

00:25:36.980 Dude I'm not defending him

00:25:37.940 Because of that

00:25:38.440 I've been in

00:25:39.980 South Florida for years

00:25:41.220 He hasn't invited me on

00:25:42.180 I don't envision it happening

00:25:43.500 I'm just saying

00:25:44.640 I don't

00:25:45.700 Like because

00:25:46.460 You have multi-level marketing

00:25:47.760 Does not mean

00:25:48.820 That it's actually

00:25:49.380 Criminal fraud

00:25:50.160 That's all I'm saying

00:25:51.400 We're going to clip

00:25:52.900 The shit out of this

00:25:53.600 And spam Patrick Bet David

00:25:55.120 With this video

00:25:56.600 I don't think

00:25:58.220 There was anything

00:25:58.860 Unethical about

00:26:00.040 What Patrick Bet David did

00:26:01.800 I want to put that on record

00:26:03.360 These guys

00:26:03.940 They just talk shit about me

00:26:06.060 And I don't

00:26:06.420 Have any of you

00:26:08.220 Actually looked into his business

00:26:09.480 The answer is no

00:26:10.440 I saw some memes

00:26:11.880 I saw some memes online

00:26:12.980 I know him

00:26:13.780 So I don't need to

00:26:14.640 I saw some memes online

00:26:16.120 And from that

00:26:17.140 I believe that he is

00:26:18.000 I made my decision

00:26:19.360 I think we should

00:26:20.400 Edit out

00:26:20.980 Just edit out

00:26:22.080 The little

00:26:22.380 Just on the doesn't

00:26:24.080 Just the nth part

00:26:25.060 And then send that to him

00:26:26.100 And then Clint just says

00:26:26.960 That does mean

00:26:27.920 It's criminal fraud

00:26:29.200 And then send that

00:26:29.820 Just get rid of the nth part

00:26:30.420 Listen

00:26:30.580 It's super easy to see

00:26:32.240 Who is a sellout

00:26:34.160 And it's with the latest

00:26:35.300 Elon Musk thing

00:26:36.060 They're like

00:26:36.320 It's his platform

00:26:37.280 And he decided to

00:26:38.680 Just listen

00:26:39.120 And fuck the Groypers

00:26:39.880 I don't care about them

00:26:40.580 He decided to kick them off

00:26:41.460 The inner Pajit

00:26:42.760 Came out of these people

00:26:43.900 That's what it was

00:26:44.580 Yeah

00:26:44.900 And it's also like

00:26:46.100 It's not a pyramid scheme

00:26:48.280 It is a

00:26:49.020 It's not even a scheme

00:26:50.080 Per se

00:26:50.580 It's

00:26:50.920 Inside of it

00:26:54.520 You just draw

00:26:55.000 Pat Ben David's logo

00:26:56.540 As he finds it

00:26:58.480 Michael even looks like

00:26:59.860 Patrick Ben David

00:27:00.520 There a little bit

00:27:01.320 Someone needs to make that edit

00:27:02.800 Of put Patrick Ben David's face

00:27:04.060 On Michael

00:27:04.580 And then just like

00:27:05.780 All of Twitter

00:27:06.600 Like the Twitter community notes

00:27:08.240 Just going by

00:27:09.000 Did you see that

00:27:11.140 Where they noted him

00:27:12.000 Because he was like

00:27:14.920 He said something about

00:27:15.900 I think it was about X

00:27:17.620 They pulled it from his Wikipedia

00:27:18.640 And he's like

00:27:19.300 This Wikipedia shit is bunk

00:27:21.360 So I don't know what to believe

00:27:22.860 I don't know

00:27:23.420 It's just really funny

00:27:24.120 I just

00:27:24.620 I think that community notes

00:27:26.380 Has been the best thing

00:27:27.360 About new Twitter

00:27:28.180 It's just because

00:27:28.600 This guy

00:27:29.040 Hold on

00:27:29.740 No hold on

00:27:30.820 You hold on

00:27:31.700 Here's the thing about

00:27:32.760 Don't talk about Pat

00:27:34.480 Like that

00:27:35.040 No no no

00:27:35.500 That's not what I'm saying

00:27:36.460 Here's the thing about Tom

00:27:37.820 My good friend Patrick

00:27:38.980 Patty B

00:27:39.420 Patty B

00:27:39.980 Is my

00:27:40.460 Top would

00:27:41.440 Top would gleefully

00:27:44.700 Create a pyramid scheme

00:27:45.860 In fact

00:27:46.360 As best I can tell

00:27:47.460 Nephilim Death Squad

00:27:48.040 Is a pyramid scheme

00:27:48.940 Which is a bunch of schizophrenics

00:27:50.080 And if he

00:27:50.780 Yeah exactly

00:27:52.280 It's an occult

00:27:53.320 Pyramid scheme

00:27:54.140 Yes

00:27:54.880 So if Top were to get rich

00:27:56.200 Off of that

00:27:56.680 And then to buy

00:27:57.840 Big guests

00:27:58.480 To grow his YouTube channel

00:28:00.080 And to become

00:28:01.060 The next PBD

00:28:01.920 He would do so

00:28:03.000 Without any shame

00:28:04.000 Yeah but I wouldn't

00:28:05.020 Be saying

00:28:05.600 I wouldn't

00:28:06.120 Alright but I wouldn't

00:28:07.000 Hire a graphic designer

00:28:08.120 For fucking

00:28:08.660 Under minimum wage

00:28:09.780 On an H-1B visa

00:28:11.180 And then pay

00:28:12.100 Chris Cuomo

00:28:12.720 Millions of dollars

00:28:13.660 I'm not that big

00:28:14.840 Of a piece of shit

00:28:15.560 Well come on

00:28:16.600 No you wouldn't

00:28:17.180 Hire Chris Cuomo

00:28:17.820 That's true

00:28:18.260 No but Chris Cuomo

00:28:19.080 Hired like

00:28:19.860 18 other

00:28:20.840 Thank you Tyler

00:28:21.880 And so like

00:28:24.120 It's going up

00:28:25.300 He knows what he's doing

00:28:26.800 Yeah line go up

00:28:27.580 Whatever who cares

00:28:28.120 Like I think

00:28:28.700 What did you guys think

00:28:29.500 About Sam Hydes

00:28:30.220 And did you see

00:28:30.760 Owen Benjamin attack me

00:28:31.840 For what I said about it

00:28:32.700 No

00:28:33.580 Actually pretty funny

00:28:35.600 I saw Sam Hydes

00:28:36.720 Video

00:28:36.960 Did anybody

00:28:37.900 Put out a Sam Hyde

00:28:39.360 As the bomber yet

00:28:41.040 Yeah yeah

00:28:42.140 They did that

00:28:42.620 Really

00:28:43.620 I'm fucking disappointed

00:28:45.240 You guys

00:28:45.600 Every day

00:28:47.060 Literally every day

00:28:48.100 You could do that

00:28:48.840 There's a thing

00:28:49.480 Every day

00:28:49.840 Sam Hyde did it

00:28:52.720 Every time

00:28:53.220 I'll give it to the audience

00:28:54.520 You create an account

00:28:55.620 That says

00:28:56.060 Sam Hyde did it

00:28:57.260 That's the fucking

00:28:58.360 Name of the handle

00:28:58.980 And every day

00:28:59.880 You take the biggest

00:29:00.580 News story

00:29:01.220 You photoshop

00:29:02.240 Sam Hyde's stupid face

00:29:03.580 Onto a fucking

00:29:04.640 Terrorist attack

00:29:05.320 You can't keep

00:29:06.100 Getting away with this

00:29:07.420 Yes

00:29:07.720 And you will have

00:29:08.620 A huge account in a year

00:29:09.780 You can do it

00:29:10.480 Every single day

00:29:11.160 It just seems boring

00:29:12.200 After a while

00:29:12.720 That thing about Sam Hyde

00:29:14.260 What I like about Sam Hyde

00:29:15.660 Is that he's this

00:29:16.300 Odd cultural character

00:29:17.800 Like I don't know

00:29:18.720 Exactly where to put him

00:29:19.560 That's the least fun thing

00:29:20.960 About this guy to me

00:29:21.940 Like that

00:29:22.540 The video that he made

00:29:23.640 Which

00:29:24.280 We'll talk about

00:29:26.460 What Owen Benjamin said about it

00:29:27.600 But he's sitting there

00:29:28.300 With like five different

00:29:29.260 Camera shots

00:29:29.960 And he's talking candidly

00:29:31.180 To Elon Musk

00:29:32.020 In the most hilarious way

00:29:33.480 And cutting directly

00:29:35.300 Through the culture

00:29:35.980 So he's a dude that

00:29:37.180 Can play these weird trolls

00:29:38.900 But also like a better

00:29:40.000 Political social commentator

00:29:41.660 Than pretty much anybody

00:29:42.740 Anybody could have

00:29:43.820 Went on there

00:29:44.280 And said exactly what he said

00:29:45.420 Because it was true

00:29:46.120 And nobody did

00:29:47.440 He did great

00:29:48.580 He did great

00:29:49.300 I'm honestly

00:29:50.140 Like I tweeted this out

00:29:51.800 But I stand by it

00:29:52.860 I would love to see him

00:29:53.760 Debate anybody

00:29:54.760 But like for me

00:29:56.160 The most hilarity

00:29:58.000 Would ensue

00:29:58.840 If it was James Lindsay

00:29:59.720 Versus fucking Sam Hyde

00:30:01.260 It'd be so

00:30:01.820 It'd be so good

00:30:02.240 Yeah

00:30:02.680 I would love that

00:30:03.960 Right so

00:30:04.780 This is like

00:30:05.740 One of Owen Benjamin's fans

00:30:08.120 Still there

00:30:08.580 So I said

00:30:09.580 All the bears

00:30:10.480 Yeah

00:30:10.880 I said that

00:30:11.860 Basically comedians

00:30:14.120 Should be ashamed of themselves

00:30:15.740 That this guy went ahead

00:30:18.060 And did this

00:30:18.740 And they didn't

00:30:20.020 They're abdicating their duty

00:30:21.320 They're supposed to be

00:30:21.960 The jester to the king

00:30:23.060 And right now

00:30:23.560 The king of this place there

00:30:24.860 I don't give a fuck

00:30:25.380 What anyone says

00:30:26.000 Is Elon Musk

00:30:26.820 He owns the motherfucker

00:30:27.820 He rules it like a king

00:30:29.320 And I kind of think

00:30:30.260 It's neat

00:30:30.660 Right

00:30:30.880 He's cutting people's heads off

00:30:31.960 And shit like digitally

00:30:32.900 And then you have the jester

00:30:34.580 And he comes

00:30:35.580 And he tells him what to do

00:30:37.080 Well I don't know

00:30:38.820 Owen Benjamin

00:30:39.640 I guess he was upset

00:30:40.760 Because I said

00:30:41.840 That I was basically

00:30:43.040 Calling out comedians

00:30:44.260 And I put like this

00:30:45.280 And I was like

00:30:45.580 Why the fuck

00:30:45.960 Would you think

00:30:46.340 I'm talking about you

00:30:47.200 Right

00:30:47.780 Owen Benjamin probably

00:30:48.980 Calls out Elon all the time

00:30:50.460 Yeah

00:30:51.080 He just didn't do

00:30:52.120 The specific thing

00:30:52.900 That Sam Hyde did

00:30:53.660 He's one of three comedians

00:30:55.240 That I respect

00:30:56.440 That are doing this

00:30:58.640 And I was like

00:30:59.040 No

00:30:59.860 That's the first thing

00:31:01.800 I thought too

00:31:02.500 I was gonna be like

00:31:03.480 Dave Smith

00:31:03.860 Louis J. Gomez

00:31:04.720 Big J. Oakerson

00:31:05.500 No

00:31:06.660 Adam Nutter

00:31:07.320 Unfortunately no

00:31:08.080 Adam Nutter

00:31:08.900 Adam Nutter

00:31:09.580 You're right

00:31:10.140 Yeah

00:31:10.420 Adam Nutter

00:31:11.040 Can't leave him off the list

00:31:12.040 Yeah

00:31:12.300 Josh Denny

00:31:14.040 Just people who've been

00:31:14.800 On the show before

00:31:15.440 I don't know

00:31:15.900 Is this real

00:31:21.900 Or is this AI

00:31:22.920 Oh this is real

00:31:23.880 This is real shit dude

00:31:25.020 I think we've seen this

00:31:25.860 On the show before

00:31:26.800 I think

00:31:27.140 Dude

00:31:27.380 I can't believe

00:31:28.560 You haven't seen me

00:31:29.340 This is James Lindsay

00:31:30.480 Right

00:31:30.780 Dude

00:31:31.120 I'll give him credit

00:31:32.100 For one thing

00:31:32.680 He's free ball

00:31:33.920 Is he

00:31:35.560 Yeah you can see

00:31:36.980 His dick flopping

00:31:37.840 He's clipped right now

00:31:39.180 He's bald

00:31:40.340 That's the widest dude

00:31:41.220 I thought I was white

00:31:42.640 Jesus Christ

00:31:43.800 I love this

00:31:45.160 A Star Wars kid

00:31:46.220 Is still wider

00:31:46.880 Than James Lindsay

00:31:47.620 I think

00:31:48.000 You're telling me

00:31:49.400 You don't want to see

00:31:50.180 This dude

00:31:50.840 Fucking debate Sam Hyde

00:31:52.300 Or sword fight

00:31:53.560 I want to fight him

00:31:54.620 To the death

00:31:55.040 With a sword

00:31:55.720 We respect

00:31:57.100 Leonardo

00:31:57.460 That's true

00:31:58.900 But she's a woman

00:32:00.540 So I kind of

00:32:01.260 Yeah

00:32:01.680 You have to lower

00:32:03.240 The respect for that

00:32:04.240 Yeah

00:32:04.500 I love this

00:32:06.580 This is like a full

00:32:08.980 Kata

00:32:09.360 What a faggot dude

00:32:11.260 This is the guy

00:32:14.560 This is the woke

00:32:15.580 Right faggot

00:32:16.360 I feel like

00:32:17.460 He turned this

00:32:18.420 Into the Daily Wire

00:32:19.380 And like

00:32:20.080 Ben Shapiro was like

00:32:21.260 This guy has something

00:32:22.720 This is his audition video

00:32:26.640 I've seen a few

00:32:27.740 Jew fags in my day

00:32:29.020 But boy

00:32:29.780 Boy is that a Jew fag

00:32:31.680 Someone replied to me

00:32:34.720 With that

00:32:35.100 And I couldn't believe

00:32:36.440 It was real

00:32:37.020 I immediately said it

00:32:38.000 To you guys

00:32:38.320 I was like

00:32:38.660 I can't believe

00:32:39.080 I have replied to you

00:32:40.240 I've been sharing this

00:32:41.000 Forever

00:32:41.480 I've never seen it

00:32:43.100 I've seen the picture

00:32:44.440 I saw the still frame

00:32:46.180 Still frame

00:32:46.600 Didn't know

00:32:46.980 There was a video

00:32:47.660 Yeah

00:32:48.380 Exactly

00:32:48.900 And I didn't think

00:32:49.880 It was real

00:32:50.340 I thought it was just like

00:32:51.280 I didn't either

00:32:51.720 Well I certainly

00:32:53.040 Didn't think

00:32:53.540 There was a video

00:32:54.100 That is the guy

00:32:54.600 That's what I've been

00:32:55.160 Trying to tell you guys

00:32:55.980 That is who that guy is

00:32:57.460 That faggot

00:32:57.920 He's that nerd

00:32:59.660 Like you know

00:33:00.180 How that's kind of

00:33:00.620 Become the thing

00:33:01.300 That's come up lately

00:33:02.120 I think that's an

00:33:03.000 Important discussion

00:33:03.660 To be had

00:33:04.060 Some nerds

00:33:05.380 Need to be shamed

00:33:05.960 For being faggoty

00:33:06.780 Little fucking nerds

00:33:07.960 I like that our audience

00:33:09.740 Is like

00:33:10.280 This dude here

00:33:10.920 Mad Miller says

00:33:11.700 I would destroy him

00:33:12.840 In a sword fight

00:33:13.440 That's just dancing

00:33:14.340 Like have you killed

00:33:15.240 Someone in a sword fight

00:33:16.140 I love it so much

00:33:17.360 That there's like

00:33:18.000 When like people

00:33:19.140 That are in a certain thing

00:33:20.460 They're just like

00:33:21.120 That guy's a poser

00:33:22.500 I don't know shit

00:33:24.200 About sword fighting

00:33:24.940 But I'm pretty sure

00:33:25.660 I can beat him

00:33:26.260 At sword fighting

00:33:26.900 You're in such a niche

00:33:28.720 You're in such a niche

00:33:30.120 Thing

00:33:30.580 And then like

00:33:31.360 You have these

00:33:31.860 Really big opinions

00:33:33.040 About it

00:33:33.480 I love that so much

00:33:34.280 I just want to say this

00:33:35.740 I don't think

00:33:36.480 That there was

00:33:36.900 Any utility

00:33:37.580 In any of the

00:33:38.520 Dovers that James

00:33:39.460 I think I could

00:33:40.220 Take him dude

00:33:41.100 It's pretty easy

00:33:42.000 Just a few little

00:33:44.000 Staggers

00:33:44.980 Yeah like

00:33:45.980 Like James is doing

00:33:46.780 All this fucking

00:33:47.340 Flowery

00:33:48.100 He flourishes

00:33:49.100 And he's just

00:33:49.580 You know

00:33:49.760 Hot hot shit

00:33:50.440 And Top just runs in there

00:33:51.800 Puerto Rican style

00:33:52.620 And it's like

00:33:53.000 It's over

00:33:53.900 Puerto Rican style

00:33:55.300 Like

00:33:55.600 Just right in the throat

00:33:57.560 Just bleeds out immediately

00:33:58.980 A butterfly knife

00:34:00.160 Like

00:34:00.360 Yeah

00:34:01.180 James

00:34:02.040 James is like

00:34:03.140 He's still doing

00:34:05.240 This fucking

00:34:05.700 Flowery shit

00:34:06.380 And then he's just like

00:34:06.980 Oh

00:34:07.440 Jose definitely

00:34:08.700 Had a butterfly knife

00:34:09.520 Right

00:34:09.780 No

00:34:12.160 I had

00:34:12.540 I had

00:34:13.680 Those like

00:34:14.000 Curved ones

00:34:14.220 You had a butterfly knife

00:34:15.080 Clint

00:34:15.340 Unless you're fed

00:34:16.160 They came back around

00:34:17.100 And I could

00:34:17.440 Flip them around

00:34:18.460 I had those

00:34:19.140 Whatever those are called

00:34:20.540 The what

00:34:20.920 It's like

00:34:22.000 A

00:34:22.320 Karate

00:34:23.180 Garate

00:34:24.320 Yeah

00:34:24.720 Exactly

00:34:25.840 This is exactly

00:34:26.780 What I was thinking

00:34:27.320 Of

00:34:27.540 I was just gonna say

00:34:29.200 Like a switch

00:34:29.880 Oh yeah

00:34:31.020 This guy's got

00:34:31.480 James Lindsay

00:34:32.200 James Lindsay

00:34:34.060 James Lindsay's with a

00:34:34.480 Sam Hyde

00:34:35.920 Sam Hyde

00:34:37.020 Sam Hyde would do that

00:34:38.700 Oh man

00:34:41.120 Oh fuck

00:34:41.880 It's always funny

00:34:42.760 Like when people

00:34:43.400 Especially on Twitter

00:34:44.300 When they're like

00:34:44.920 I'm gonna come to your house

00:34:45.820 Fucking cracker

00:34:46.960 And I'm gonna kill you

00:34:47.680 And shit

00:34:48.000 And then that's

00:34:48.820 I think of that

00:34:49.460 I'm like

00:34:49.700 What are you gonna do here

00:34:50.840 Like you're gonna show up

00:34:51.660 At the gate

00:34:51.960 I was like

00:34:52.180 You're gonna get killed

00:34:52.700 Before you even get on the lawn

00:34:53.780 I've been fighting

00:34:54.380 With foam swords

00:34:55.680 It's always hard

00:34:56.600 Matt Miller says

00:34:58.540 I've been fighting

00:34:59.140 With foam swords

00:34:59.940 For 20 years

00:35:00.940 I believe him

00:35:03.580 I do

00:35:04.180 He's a grizzled veteran

00:35:05.200 I'm basically

00:35:07.020 Like the LeBron James

00:35:08.300 Of foam sword fighting

00:35:09.280 Dude I used to

00:35:10.320 Fuck my little brother up

00:35:11.320 With a

00:35:11.760 One of those

00:35:13.000 Pool

00:35:13.400 Pool noodles

00:35:14.740 Yeah

00:35:15.060 Dude that's really

00:35:16.600 How you learn

00:35:17.000 How to fight

00:35:17.320 Oh we used to make

00:35:17.960 Our own like

00:35:18.400 Battle axes

00:35:19.000 And swords and shit

00:35:20.000 When I was a kid

00:35:20.500 Because I lived

00:35:20.820 In the woods of Maine

00:35:21.660 And we had like

00:35:22.180 Just lumber

00:35:23.260 All over the place

00:35:24.000 Just out in the

00:35:24.560 Fucking woods

00:35:25.040 And we used to

00:35:25.520 Literally cut our own

00:35:26.620 And everything

00:35:27.120 Fucking beat the shit

00:35:28.500 Out of each other

00:35:29.060 With fucking sticks

00:35:30.120 The pool noodles

00:35:31.620 You were fucking poor dude

00:35:32.640 No I wasn't poor

00:35:34.220 We had money

00:35:35.220 We just lived out

00:35:36.080 In the fucking

00:35:36.580 Rural area

00:35:37.940 They just can't

00:35:39.320 Ship stuff to Maine

00:35:40.320 Like no one lives there

00:35:41.440 Like there's no

00:35:42.060 Walmart in Maine

00:35:42.800 But yeah if you get

00:35:43.960 Whacked with a pool noodle

00:35:44.980 On like your wet body

00:35:46.140 It fucking hurts dude

00:35:47.120 I want to ask you guys

00:35:48.080 Real quick

00:35:48.520 That's just because

00:35:49.040 You're not good at

00:35:49.600 Fucking pool noodle fighting

00:35:50.540 Dude you never should

00:35:51.280 Get whacked with one

00:35:51.940 What are you doing

00:35:52.400 Yeah dude you gotta deflect

00:35:53.440 You just don't know

00:35:53.920 What to do with your noodle

00:35:54.600 We used to do this thing

00:35:56.300 I don't know how to use it yet

00:35:57.720 My mom would get these

00:35:59.040 Two foot Twizzlers

00:36:00.280 From fucking

00:36:01.280 This thing called

00:36:01.700 Operation Blessing

00:36:02.600 They were old Twizzlers

00:36:04.060 From CBS

00:36:04.660 Operation Bussin

00:36:05.500 Is that what I said

00:36:06.300 Blessing

00:36:06.540 Yeah my mom was

00:36:07.320 I remember those

00:36:08.160 Operation Bussin

00:36:08.900 Was a little bit different

00:36:09.700 Huge Twizzlers

00:36:10.760 I remember those dude

00:36:11.760 Toad was on Operation Bussin

00:36:13.080 But these were

00:36:13.720 These Twizzlers were stale

00:36:15.300 Because they came from

00:36:16.240 Operation Blessing

00:36:17.080 After they expire

00:36:18.040 They send them to the church

00:36:19.080 The church distributes them

00:36:19.920 To the black community

00:36:21.100 Yeah

00:36:21.560 I used to have

00:36:22.680 Stacks

00:36:23.060 Like cracking them

00:36:24.300 Yeah probably

00:36:25.280 Like fentanyl

00:36:26.240 That had stacks of Twizzlers

00:36:27.640 And me and my cousins

00:36:28.480 We'd fucking play a game

00:36:30.360 Where we'd have to

00:36:30.900 Whip each other with them

00:36:31.740 I mean two foot Twizzlers

00:36:32.900 That were stale

00:36:33.620 Dude I'm telling you

00:36:34.440 Like bleeding

00:36:35.420 Bleeding welts on my back

00:36:37.320 Best days of my life

00:36:39.260 I was gonna ask you guys

00:36:43.820 That's the way you're in that story

00:36:44.380 What do you

00:36:45.280 What do you guys think

00:36:46.620 Is like

00:36:48.220 What is your

00:36:49.060 Prediction for 2025

00:36:51.120 As far as PSYOPs go

00:36:52.460 Like what are you thinking

00:36:53.440 Cause we've had two

00:36:54.320 Right off the bat

00:36:54.980 Two crazy ones

00:36:55.960 You been asleep all day

00:36:56.520 We're living it

00:36:57.260 It's three

00:36:58.100 It's already happening

00:36:58.940 What do you

00:37:00.180 What do you think

00:37:01.180 Is the one that's gonna do it

00:37:02.400 Cause one of them

00:37:03.180 Is gonna do it

00:37:03.720 And whatever it is

00:37:04.440 I don't know

00:37:04.720 Dude what

00:37:05.180 It

00:37:06.120 The thing

00:37:06.600 Whatever is supposed to happen

00:37:07.620 In 2025

00:37:08.260 It's gonna do it

00:37:10.040 I don't even wanna

00:37:11.520 I don't even wanna say it

00:37:12.500 But I'm pretty sure

00:37:13.660 I know

00:37:14.000 I don't know

00:37:15.460 Trump's gonna get killed

00:37:16.000 Honestly

00:37:17.940 It feels like that

00:37:19.560 It feels that way

00:37:20.400 Right

00:37:20.540 By the way

00:37:21.560 FBI and secret service

00:37:23.120 That was completely a joke

00:37:24.240 Buy a lone gun

00:37:25.700 I didn't say it

00:37:27.180 He said it

00:37:28.260 He's the coal burner

00:37:29.380 I don't know

00:37:30.080 What did you say Jose

00:37:32.380 So that could be the case

00:37:33.720 It kind of feels like

00:37:34.700 It's setting it up

00:37:35.240 I use coal as my burner

00:37:37.020 To send that message

00:37:38.240 Alright look

00:37:39.900 I

00:37:40.300 Yeah

00:37:40.840 That's what I feel like

00:37:42.460 However

00:37:42.840 This is also why

00:37:44.120 I think

00:37:44.400 This is why I think

00:37:45.280 Trump is like

00:37:45.860 We need as many immigrants

00:37:47.020 As possible

00:37:47.640 And sure we're gonna go

00:37:48.440 To warthoron

00:37:49.220 Because he's just

00:37:51.300 He's just horrified

00:37:52.780 Like he knows

00:37:53.360 No he's gonna surround himself

00:37:54.720 With all the people

00:37:55.180 That don't matter to live

00:37:56.400 So that they can just

00:37:57.560 Shoot to them first

00:37:58.560 Like basically

00:37:59.700 Human meat shields

00:38:00.480 He's like

00:38:01.140 He's like

00:38:01.480 Surround me with

00:38:02.240 Pajits

00:38:02.760 For as long as possible

00:38:03.880 Basically

00:38:04.400 And that's basically

00:38:04.980 And they're like

00:38:05.900 And they're like

00:38:07.100 Less than human

00:38:07.880 Right

00:38:08.260 So it doesn't matter

00:38:08.840 If they get

00:38:09.360 That's what I'm saying

00:38:10.360 Yeah

00:38:10.580 No no

00:38:11.480 Man

00:38:14.680 I hate that video

00:38:16.040 That is wild

00:38:16.960 All of this

00:38:17.900 Just so your president

00:38:18.880 Can be at the point

00:38:19.800 Where it goes

00:38:20.520 I'm just gonna try

00:38:21.720 To gobble

00:38:22.480 Fucking global homocock

00:38:23.920 As much as possible

00:38:24.900 So they don't kill me

00:38:25.960 By the way

00:38:26.320 Clinton top

00:38:26.900 Do you think

00:38:27.960 That it will happen

00:38:28.560 Before or after

00:38:29.520 His nomination

00:38:30.100 Is the actual

00:38:31.280 Swearing in

00:38:32.420 During

00:38:32.740 20th right

00:38:33.620 During

00:38:34.080 Oh

00:38:34.900 If they want

00:38:35.700 A bible

00:38:36.220 Bible explodes

00:38:37.480 Like the Tesla truck

00:38:40.720 It's a cyber bible

00:38:42.940 God actually

00:38:44.240 God actually killed him

00:38:46.180 It's a Tesla bible

00:38:47.860 Yeah

00:38:48.680 A Tesla bible

00:38:50.080 Would be

00:38:50.620 Dude

00:38:51.640 Elon Musk

00:38:52.400 Would release

00:38:53.020 A Tesla bible

00:38:53.900 It would

00:38:54.260 It has grok summaries

00:38:57.660 Of like the bible

00:38:58.700 And it's just like

00:38:59.360 But it's like

00:38:59.760 Really bad

00:39:00.340 It's a Tesla bible

00:39:01.340 But it's really

00:39:02.020 Just a satanic bible

00:39:03.120 Yeah it is

00:39:03.960 Just grok summaries

00:39:05.420 It like reads to you

00:39:06.680 Grok summaries

00:39:07.380 Of like old chapters

00:39:08.520 But it just

00:39:09.000 All the anti-Jew stuff

00:39:11.000 Taken out

00:39:12.000 Oh it's true

00:39:13.000 Clint

00:39:13.660 What do you think about

00:39:14.420 Grok summary

00:39:14.740 Grok summary of the bible

00:39:15.780 Would just be like

00:39:16.420 Whatever Israel needs

00:39:17.840 Do it

00:39:18.380 What do you think about

00:39:20.700 What I've been saying

00:39:21.320 About Elon Musk

00:39:22.040 For a long time

00:39:22.540 Because you're like

00:39:22.860 I just don't see it

00:39:23.660 Where you think

00:39:24.060 This guy might be

00:39:24.680 The antichrist

00:39:25.260 What do you

00:39:26.040 What do you think

00:39:26.480 About it now

00:39:27.100 Now that you see

00:39:27.780 What's going on

00:39:28.380 With him

00:39:29.100 That's

00:39:30.920 Again

00:39:31.680 Like it's all

00:39:32.640 It's always a straw man

00:39:33.720 In my position

00:39:34.280 I've never said

00:39:36.220 I've never once said

00:39:37.680 That he was strong

00:39:38.820 You saw that right

00:39:39.560 Now that you've

00:39:40.280 Got Elon's cock

00:39:41.160 Out of your mouth

00:39:41.920 What are your thoughts

00:39:44.460 That has never been my stance

00:39:46.480 It will never be my stance

00:39:47.800 I've never said

00:39:48.680 Or defended Elon

00:39:49.640 I've said

00:39:50.060 The things that he has done

00:39:51.540 Have been a net positive

00:39:53.180 In terms of

00:39:53.880 Loosening up speech parameters

00:39:55.580 That's what I've said

00:39:56.860 Clint

00:39:57.360 Now that you've written

00:39:58.320 You literally reset

00:39:59.660 Clint's brain there

00:40:00.500 For a second

00:40:01.000 He had to be like

00:40:02.380 Hold on

00:40:03.220 I gotta

00:40:03.460 The framing on this

00:40:06.120 Is so fucked up

00:40:06.880 That's not how I feel about

00:40:08.060 Now that you've

00:40:08.560 Now that you've

00:40:09.220 Written and recorded

00:40:10.980 Dave Smith's latest episode

00:40:13.000 I'm part of the problem

00:40:13.720 How do you plead

00:40:14.820 Could you please

00:40:18.080 I can't believe

00:40:19.060 A drunk dude

00:40:19.660 On New Year's Eve

00:40:20.200 Made me defend

00:40:20.960 A position that

00:40:22.040 I don't even hold

00:40:22.700 A drunk dude in Peru

00:40:23.720 I'm not your fucking monkey

00:40:25.020 Dave Smith released

00:40:27.660 An episode Clint

00:40:28.380 Why do you like him

00:40:29.620 Clint's like

00:40:30.400 I didn't even listen to it

00:40:31.300 What did he say

00:40:31.880 And the dude's like

00:40:32.480 Fuck you

00:40:33.020 You Jew lover

00:40:33.820 I was like

00:40:34.720 Oh shit man

00:40:35.320 He literally said that

00:40:36.500 Wait I think I missed

00:40:38.240 I saw it

00:40:38.820 But I didn't see

00:40:39.360 The whole thing

00:40:40.220 So is that literally

00:40:41.020 The synopsis

00:40:42.040 Of what happened there

00:40:42.840 Oh is this about

00:40:43.440 H1B as shit

00:40:44.720 Is that where

00:40:45.160 We're so upset

00:40:46.000 About immigration shit

00:40:46.940 Like oh no

00:40:47.460 Tech jeets

00:40:48.440 The tech jeets

00:40:49.160 Are coming

00:40:49.740 I wanted to

00:40:50.740 I would like that

00:40:51.560 Because he's probably right

00:40:52.500 But he was being

00:40:52.940 Such a dick

00:40:53.500 I'm like

00:40:53.840 Fuck this guy

00:40:54.880 The dude literally said

00:40:56.000 Defend the Jew

00:40:57.320 When he's wrong

00:40:58.160 That's what he said to me

00:40:59.060 I was like

00:40:59.440 I can't

00:41:02.480 He's clearly wrong

00:41:03.340 Like Dave was defending

00:41:04.900 I guess he was defending

00:41:06.440 Line go up

00:41:07.400 Sort of thing

00:41:07.880 Right

00:41:08.100 He was

00:41:09.580 Him and Robbie

00:41:10.060 I listened to the

00:41:11.320 To the episode

00:41:12.240 Basically what

00:41:13.940 The

00:41:14.620 He didn't really take

00:41:15.720 A stance on

00:41:16.500 Like a hard stance

00:41:18.020 On either side

00:41:18.700 I'm about to get a retarded

00:41:18.960 Summary from Cole

00:41:19.900 No but that's really

00:41:20.860 I watched the

00:41:21.760 Don't do it

00:41:22.380 You get a majeet

00:41:23.440 To use as a

00:41:24.600 Permanent

00:41:25.180 Like a

00:41:25.900 Leg stand

00:41:27.280 Now that saves you

00:41:29.140 Time and effort

00:41:30.040 And over time

00:41:31.140 That contributes to

00:41:31.880 The overall economy

00:41:32.740 And everyone

00:41:33.340 Number goes up

00:41:34.360 Yeah this guy

00:41:35.160 Cole explain it

00:41:36.000 Whatever it was

00:41:36.660 He wasn't

00:41:38.220 Technically he was like

00:41:39.540 H1B

00:41:40.660 If we're getting

00:41:41.540 The actual geniuses

00:41:43.320 Is a good thing

00:41:44.000 He said

00:41:44.380 But my problem is that

00:41:45.380 H1B

00:41:46.080 In itself

00:41:47.120 Isn't actually

00:41:48.060 Like getting just geniuses

00:41:49.640 He saw the same things

00:41:50.660 Ever those

00:41:50.980 Like it was getting

00:41:51.640 Like interns

00:41:52.360 At random things

00:41:53.080 So we're getting

00:41:53.480 Whenever there are

00:41:54.620 Americans that need jobs

00:41:56.100 People ball

00:41:56.680 Instructors

00:41:57.480 He was like

00:41:58.580 So like

00:41:59.020 I still think

00:41:59.680 We should be

00:42:00.500 Bringing

00:42:00.920 We should be fine

00:42:02.240 With bringing in

00:42:03.040 People that do

00:42:04.340 Like tech industry

00:42:05.200 Or whatever

00:42:05.600 They're actually

00:42:06.560 There for

00:42:07.480 What it's meant for

00:42:08.180 It's not even relevant

00:42:14.200 It's just mean

00:42:16.620 He was like

00:42:17.000 That was mean

00:42:18.200 I was doing a good job

00:42:19.460 Solid drop

00:42:20.620 Solid drop right there

00:42:22.200 See if we can see

00:42:22.940 Clint's dick real quick

00:42:23.820 Take a quick show break

00:42:24.860 Yeah can we see it

00:42:25.880 Can we see his ass

00:42:26.680 See his dick

00:42:27.320 No nothing

00:42:28.020 Alright whatever

00:42:29.400 That sucks

00:42:30.460 Yeah

00:42:31.380 That's fine

00:42:32.040 I guess Tyler

00:42:32.760 Was trying to show

00:42:33.340 This thing

00:42:33.880 This was the

00:42:34.720 Timothy J

00:42:36.440 Yes

00:42:36.860 Timothy J

00:42:37.660 Pretty bass

00:42:38.240 He's right

00:42:40.320 But I still

00:42:40.820 Couldn't side with him

00:42:41.560 Because he's

00:42:42.000 Being an ass to Clint

00:42:43.260 I'm like

00:42:43.760 I'm torn right now

00:42:45.200 He was being

00:42:45.840 Real mean to Clint

00:42:46.400 And he was like

00:42:46.860 Top Lobster

00:42:47.400 Should tell you

00:42:48.100 To get off his dick

00:42:49.100 And I was like

00:42:49.420 What the fuck

00:42:49.820 Do I got to do with this

00:42:50.960 And then

00:42:52.720 People watch your show

00:42:53.720 For top

00:42:54.660 Like what are you

00:42:55.480 Talking about

00:42:56.300 Fuck you

00:42:57.420 Oh that's actually

00:42:58.540 A good question

00:42:59.220 Who do you watch

00:42:59.760 That show for

00:43:00.400 Me or David

00:43:01.520 People watch it for you

00:43:02.060 I don't know

00:43:03.020 I don't know

00:43:03.740 Some people watch it

00:43:04.600 For Dave

00:43:04.920 Like there's real

00:43:05.840 Crazy people

00:43:06.380 Hold on

00:43:06.760 Hold on

00:43:07.080 When did David

00:43:08.000 Show pop off

00:43:08.980 When did it pop off

00:43:10.240 What do you mean

00:43:12.040 When did the show

00:43:13.340 Because he had a show

00:43:14.240 Before you

00:43:15.340 I had a show

00:43:18.000 Before that too

00:43:18.880 Okay but your show

00:43:20.020 Went on for like

00:43:20.640 Two episodes

00:43:21.340 I think it's a combination

00:43:22.900 You know

00:43:23.660 Tower Gang is

00:43:24.300 I think it's a

00:43:24.700 Frequent putting out

00:43:25.540 Content and then

00:43:26.340 Having two of them

00:43:27.460 Made it more

00:43:28.000 So they're more

00:43:28.460 Easier to put out

00:43:29.420 Like get more content

00:43:30.840 Yeah yeah

00:43:33.920 Honestly it makes

00:43:34.620 The show a whole lot

00:43:35.260 Easier

00:43:35.720 Sometimes like

00:43:36.640 I don't know

00:43:37.020 How Clint does it

00:43:37.680 Like if I'm looking

00:43:38.440 At the guest

00:43:39.000 And I'm like

00:43:39.400 I don't know

00:43:39.700 What to ask

00:43:40.100 This motherfucker

00:43:40.640 I don't even

00:43:41.100 Really know

00:43:41.540 What he just said

00:43:42.120 I was muted

00:43:42.680 God damn it

00:43:43.720 You muted

00:43:44.600 I was talking shit

00:43:45.260 To fucking Jose

00:43:46.180 Because his energy sucks

00:43:47.120 And then I was muted

00:43:48.040 The entire time

00:43:48.640 He does

00:43:48.960 Were you up past midnight

00:43:51.080 What were you doing

00:43:51.680 Were you like

00:43:52.700 Getting some cats fucked

00:43:53.620 Getting some cats fucked

00:43:55.120 No I'm just tired

00:43:55.820 Wild day

00:43:56.800 Wild day

00:43:57.440 Yeah

00:43:57.840 Explain your day

00:43:58.560 He's like I had to drive

00:43:59.640 All the way back from Louisiana

00:44:00.760 This is going to sound made up

00:44:02.140 But I think I've told you guys

00:44:05.080 My mother-in-law died recently

00:44:06.800 And then just

00:44:07.880 Rest in peace

00:44:09.660 She was a sweet sweet angel

00:44:10.760 Yeah

00:44:11.000 And then just

00:44:12.120 Just today

00:44:13.040 My wife got a call

00:44:14.460 From her

00:44:14.960 From her dad

00:44:17.060 That she hadn't talked to

00:44:18.300 Since she was like a teenager

00:44:19.420 Not going to go through

00:44:21.160 All that drama

00:44:21.720 The rape

00:44:22.240 And he's fucking dying

00:44:23.620 So now she's going up

00:44:25.980 To go see him

00:44:27.180 So you know

00:44:28.260 So we're sent up

00:44:30.440 Sent up a

00:44:31.820 She's going for one last time

00:44:34.600 You know

00:44:34.820 She's going up to

00:44:35.660 North Carolina tomorrow

00:44:36.780 To go see her dad

00:44:37.860 That she hasn't seen

00:44:38.580 Since she was a teenager

00:44:39.300 Why is he dying

00:44:39.920 He's probably going to die

00:44:41.000 Some sort of cancer

00:44:41.920 Like a rape

00:44:42.320 I forget

00:44:42.820 Exactly

00:44:43.360 Some sort of Jewish cancer

00:44:45.700 Every time

00:44:46.920 Gone too soon

00:44:48.260 Yeah

00:44:49.100 Every single time

00:44:50.440 This is actually

00:44:50.940 I think it's a good

00:44:52.060 Was it actually

00:44:52.820 It did look like fireworks

00:44:54.020 Wait have we done mailbag

00:44:54.740 Or is that just how lithium

00:44:55.780 It was

00:44:55.860 I don't think we ever did

00:44:57.400 Any mailbag at all

00:44:58.580 We've not done it yet

00:44:59.260 No

00:44:59.500 Should we do mailbag

00:45:01.700 It's like

00:45:02.000 The order's fucked up

00:45:02.960 Because we went for 45 minutes

00:45:04.300 Doing bullshit

00:45:04.760 Yeah

00:45:05.540 We're supposed to get mailbag in there

00:45:06.960 Then we do Laney

00:45:08.120 And then we come back

00:45:08.780 And do super chats

00:45:09.600 And then kind of riff to the end

00:45:10.840 Yeah

00:45:11.080 Yeah

00:45:11.460 Jose is like

00:45:12.480 Yeah he's dying

00:45:13.220 But what I really mean

00:45:14.020 Is that he's on death row

00:45:15.140 Anyways my big prediction

00:45:17.700 For this year

00:45:18.540 Is that

00:45:19.140 That Toad doesn't die

00:45:20.380 But one of you three does

00:45:21.960 Oh

00:45:22.660 Oh no

00:45:24.180 Dude at this rate

00:45:25.060 Everyone's dropping around my wife

00:45:26.560 I think it's me

00:45:27.020 It's probably me

00:45:27.960 No

00:45:28.900 No it's not Top

00:45:29.940 If Top dies

00:45:30.920 It would be

00:45:31.420 Via murder probably

00:45:32.960 But I don't know

00:45:33.600 He can defend himself

00:45:34.840 So I don't see it really happening

00:45:35.920 No

00:45:36.780 Top's gonna end up

00:45:37.580 In prison for life

00:45:38.420 After a stabbing

00:45:39.160 Like all Puerto Ricans

00:45:40.560 True

00:45:41.940 He's gotta leave his kids

00:45:43.460 I think between Cole and Jose

00:45:45.420 It's probably Jose

00:45:46.540 Just because like

00:45:47.640 Everyone in his family's dying

00:45:48.960 He's a fed

00:45:49.800 You know

00:45:50.560 Yeah

00:45:50.880 It's dangerous

00:45:51.440 Dying is contagious

00:45:52.200 His storyline

00:45:53.060 They're writing

00:45:53.700 They're finishing up his storyline

00:45:54.880 Time to wrap up this narrative

00:45:55.980 Yeah

00:45:56.400 Yeah

00:45:56.860 Time to wrap up Jose Galasson

00:46:00.380 We're gonna move on to the next

00:46:01.480 This is overplayed

00:46:03.040 We didn't think it'd catch any sort of steam

00:46:05.140 Like it did

00:46:05.840 Actually Toad

00:46:06.960 Toad give me the odds

00:46:07.860 On one of us dying before you

00:46:09.780 Go on and tussle with the bull

00:46:11.280 Toad is having the worst year of his life

00:46:13.440 Right?

00:46:13.900 Any of you dying before me

00:46:15.500 Just

00:46:15.720 At any point

00:46:16.860 Not just this year

00:46:17.780 But at any point

00:46:18.760 If any of you dying before me

00:46:20.500 Ooh

00:46:21.660 Probably

00:46:23.320 Hmm

00:46:24.680 I mean

00:46:25.360 Clint is the only one older than me

00:46:27.300 I'm gonna say

00:46:27.900 Yeah well I'm definitely not dying

00:46:28.940 Before you get the fuck out of here

00:46:29.720 Yeah I know

00:46:30.420 Clint might die last

00:46:32.580 I mean I think

00:46:33.080 It's actually kind of great

00:46:33.880 Clint dies in a shirtless car accident

00:46:36.300 Yeah

00:46:37.160 That'd be fucking awesome

00:46:38.520 Clint drives recklessly

00:46:39.680 But yeah that would be an awesome death

00:46:40.960 No I don't actually drive recklessly

00:46:42.160 I just don't have a shirt on

00:46:43.500 The ambulance

00:46:44.260 The ambulance is like

00:46:45.220 Man if he just wore a shirt

00:46:46.440 He'd be alive

00:46:47.240 He's like

00:46:47.620 Gotcha

00:46:48.020 So it's me versus the entire field

00:46:50.480 Who will die first

00:46:52.080 I think

00:46:52.400 I'm still a favorite

00:46:53.540 I say you're minus 400 favorite

00:46:55.580 Ooh

00:46:56.300 I was gonna go like minus

00:46:57.520 Minus 250 maybe

00:46:59.080 Okay okay

00:46:59.640 Minus 250 that's it?

00:47:01.380 Yeah

00:47:01.680 I don't know

00:47:03.220 I think you guys are kind of undervaluing

00:47:05.800 The

00:47:06.620 How neurotic Clint is

00:47:08.120 And how

00:47:08.700 Sad voice head might win one day too

00:47:11.960 You know

00:47:12.400 You're saying I'm gonna kill myself?

00:47:14.580 Maybe

00:47:14.920 I think at one point

00:47:16.180 You might realize

00:47:16.860 Your ovaries are drying up

00:47:18.500 You know

00:47:19.780 You're not gonna have any kids

00:47:20.880 Anytime soon

00:47:21.660 I don't have any ovaries

00:47:22.300 The reality of life

00:47:23.340 Starts to down on you

00:47:24.120 You're like

00:47:24.460 Why have I never been able

00:47:25.380 To settle for a woman?

00:47:27.020 I was actually

00:47:27.600 I could just see you

00:47:28.560 Just spiraling in your own head

00:47:30.360 The balls dry up eventually

00:47:31.700 Right

00:47:31.940 And then you start like

00:47:32.660 Shooting

00:47:33.060 Because he hasn't

00:47:33.960 Out of your cock

00:47:34.640 I was actually arguing with Derek Brose today

00:47:37.760 Oh that fucker

00:47:39.280 Did he

00:47:39.940 I don't know if you guys saw the conversation

00:47:41.640 But it went

00:47:42.440 It went something like

00:47:44.180 He was attacking Anomaly

00:47:45.900 And I was just like

00:47:46.520 But Anomaly was critical of Trump

00:47:48.180 And he goes

00:47:48.940 Yeah well he probably voted for him

00:47:50.840 And I was like

00:47:51.180 So did I faggot

00:47:52.240 And what

00:47:52.860 And then it just devolved

00:47:54.060 He was like

00:47:54.340 Well you're a part of the system

00:47:55.360 And I was like

00:47:55.800 Do you have kids?

00:47:57.380 Like I just swept the conversation

00:47:58.900 I was like

00:47:59.160 Do you have any kids?

00:48:00.020 And he goes

00:48:00.560 Here we go again

00:48:01.620 With asking if I got kids

00:48:03.200 And I was like

00:48:03.760 To be fair

00:48:04.560 That is like

00:48:05.240 Incredibly intellectually dishonest

00:48:07.300 You're like

00:48:07.520 Let me cut through all that bit bullshit

00:48:09.140 And go right to straight

00:48:10.120 Intellectual dishonesty

00:48:11.420 It's not intellectual dishonesty

00:48:13.360 Do you fall on this side of this?

00:48:15.060 It is a truism

00:48:16.180 It may be

00:48:16.700 I mean I'm not saying you're wrong

00:48:18.160 I felt bad for Clint

00:48:19.740 Do you have a family?

00:48:21.480 I didn't feel bad for Toad

00:48:22.500 You felt bad for me?

00:48:23.420 I felt bad for Clint

00:48:24.360 And not Toad

00:48:25.080 Because I'm like

00:48:25.520 Toad I feel like

00:48:26.340 Has a possibility

00:48:27.440 Has like a wide shot

00:48:28.380 Of having a family

00:48:28.960 Clint you might just have

00:48:29.900 Too much money

00:48:30.360 What the fuck

00:48:30.760 Are you talking about?

00:48:31.780 It's crazy

00:48:32.400 I know right?

00:48:34.000 Bro there's

00:48:34.560 There's a

00:48:35.400 Trillion percent

00:48:36.880 Better chance

00:48:37.480 I end up with kids

00:48:38.240 Than Toad

00:48:38.700 I don't know

00:48:39.800 I think you got

00:48:40.280 Too much money

00:48:40.900 I might already have them though

00:48:41.360 I think Clint is too cozy

00:48:43.940 He's got

00:48:44.360 From the sperm bank

00:48:46.000 I might already have them

00:48:46.920 Which is wild

00:48:47.540 This is a preposterous statement

00:48:50.140 But I'm going to allow it

00:48:50.820 Here's the thing

00:48:51.680 Let me

00:48:51.900 It's besides the point

00:48:52.960 I will argue

00:48:54.700 I will argue

00:48:55.460 Jose's point right there

00:48:56.640 That it's not a dishonest

00:48:58.220 It's like sweep of the leg

00:48:59.860 It's well within the rules

00:49:01.040 I am framing the debate argument

00:49:02.860 The debate argument is

00:49:04.100 I am blackpilled

00:49:06.420 So therefore I do nothing

00:49:07.700 And I'm saying

00:49:08.920 Do you have kids?

00:49:09.820 Question mark

00:49:10.380 This is

00:49:10.960 I'm gauging his guide to the future

00:49:14.180 He says

00:49:14.920 No I have no kids

00:49:15.880 None on the horizon

00:49:16.960 And I was like

00:49:17.660 Well the guy looks fairly young

00:49:18.680 I'm like maybe 25 or something

00:49:20.440 I was like

00:49:20.800 You're a young faggot

00:49:22.120 And he goes

00:49:22.700 Young?

00:49:23.080 I'm 40 and unmarried

00:49:24.940 With no kids

00:49:25.560 And I was like

00:49:26.060 And you're giving people advice

00:49:27.280 On what to do in the future?

00:49:29.360 I was like

00:49:29.540 You have no stake in the future

00:49:31.020 Oh that's what everyone says

00:49:32.460 And I was like

00:49:32.780 Because they're fucking right

00:49:33.860 You've got no claim here

00:49:35.480 Once you die

00:49:36.420 This is what this motherfucker told me

00:49:37.840 I said

00:49:38.480 When you die

00:49:39.300 You die

00:49:39.940 Doesn't bother me

00:49:40.540 I've heard this for a few months now

00:49:42.320 Opinion means nothing Clint

00:49:43.920 Nothing whatsoever

00:49:45.500 It's okay

00:49:46.540 It's barely a nagging thought

00:49:48.220 In the back of my head

00:49:49.140 I care about the cause

00:49:49.660 And I care about the movement

00:49:50.420 I just don't give a fuck

00:49:51.080 About these people

00:49:51.480 Like I

00:49:52.060 Wasn't talking to Clint

00:49:54.220 Talking to me about ESG

00:49:54.860 How about you ESG

00:49:55.820 Get some kids

00:49:56.760 Fucking faggot

00:49:58.120 Or you go D-I-E

00:49:59.540 You bitch

00:50:00.360 How about you IED a car

00:50:02.100 And drive it to Trump Tower

00:50:03.180 You faggot

00:50:03.860 Listen

00:50:04.360 But as I'm telling this guy this shit

00:50:07.540 I'm just like

00:50:08.040 Dude that was a D-E-I-I-E-D

00:50:11.380 Unbelievable

00:50:12.060 It was

00:50:12.560 It's a gangster

00:50:13.080 Hold on

00:50:13.900 Fucking wait wait wait

00:50:14.640 There we go

00:50:16.060 Okay

00:50:16.540 It is a good point to make though

00:50:18.420 With this guy

00:50:18.980 Where I'm like

00:50:19.440 You have no stake

00:50:20.920 No claims here at all

00:50:22.120 And then he goes

00:50:22.760 And he's like

00:50:23.140 Well you know

00:50:23.780 People are gonna remember me

00:50:24.940 Not from my fucking kids

00:50:25.960 But I wrote books

00:50:26.760 And I'm like

00:50:27.360 Nobody reads these books

00:50:28.200 No one looks at your doc

00:50:28.980 It's very sad

00:50:29.800 The entire existence

00:50:30.720 And I'm like

00:50:31.400 I'm arguing with this guy

00:50:32.420 On New Year's Day

00:50:33.100 Put the phone down

00:50:34.280 Had some coquito man

00:50:35.200 But it was a lot of fun

00:50:36.660 I cursed something

00:50:37.380 12 times

00:50:37.960 Yo next time

00:50:38.600 Next time you say that to me

00:50:39.520 I'm gonna say

00:50:39.880 My legacy is my Twitter account

00:50:41.520 225,000 followers

00:50:44.980 I do want to make sure

00:50:46.360 We get that

00:50:47.080 Clint 100%

00:50:48.580 Will have a family

00:50:49.300 So if it's between

00:50:50.720 Clint and Toad

00:50:51.260 It's not even close

00:50:53.420 I mean it's

00:50:54.760 Are you telling me

00:50:55.680 This guy

00:50:56.280 This guy's not gonna have a family

00:50:57.540 I just completed

00:50:58.460 My second losing year ever

00:51:00.940 In 18 years

00:51:01.860 Isn't that fun

00:51:02.900 Wait you lost last year

00:51:06.300 You lying fuck

00:51:07.260 I didn't lie

00:51:08.680 No not last year

00:51:10.580 You make it sound like

00:51:11.360 You make money every year

00:51:12.540 You lied to us

00:51:13.540 I mean all the time

00:51:13.920 40% of the time

00:51:15.200 30% of the time

00:51:16.120 I've made money

00:51:16.580 Only 16 out of 18 years

00:51:18.520 Man

00:51:18.800 It's pretty good

00:51:20.640 So you lost

00:51:21.420 You lost last year

00:51:22.300 When you had a show

00:51:23.160 Yeah

00:51:24.180 You're the full show

00:51:27.320 So the only

00:51:29.700 The only year

00:51:30.600 Of those 18 years

00:51:31.700 That you lost

00:51:32.620 You had a show

00:51:33.680 Where you led people

00:51:34.820 Into losing money

00:51:35.600 2015

00:51:36.200 And then in 2024

00:51:39.140 Which was less of a losing year

00:51:40.860 Than 2015

00:51:41.380 But also I started in mid-2023

00:51:43.600 You deserve less subscribers

00:51:44.920 Than you have

00:51:45.460 And you have enough

00:51:46.000 You should start

00:51:46.600 One of those

00:51:47.300 You should start

00:51:49.320 You know

00:51:50.320 Real quick

00:51:50.820 You know how they have

00:51:51.340 Those like bitcoin

00:51:52.260 Like investor people

00:51:54.000 That the ones that like

00:51:54.900 You just invest

00:51:56.000 What they invest

00:51:56.800 They should have

00:51:57.980 You should have

00:51:58.660 Some sort of set up

00:51:59.500 For that toad

00:52:00.400 Of like literally

00:52:01.000 Just have all your picks

00:52:02.260 And people pay

00:52:03.380 For your picks

00:52:04.300 And they can get

00:52:05.040 Toes a load of shit

00:52:06.740 That's what it would be called

00:52:08.000 Hold on a second

00:52:09.380 I'm doing some review

00:52:10.860 We should have

00:52:13.320 We should have a talk about

00:52:14.320 Should we let him

00:52:15.400 Continue to use

00:52:16.400 The tower

00:52:16.860 No

00:52:17.240 Why

00:52:18.240 I never agreed to it

00:52:21.200 In the first place

00:52:21.920 He's abused

00:52:24.500 The privilege

00:52:25.240 Like to an insane degree

00:52:26.900 Like we were like

00:52:28.000 Hey delete these streams

00:52:29.260 In a reasonable time

00:52:30.360 Nope

00:52:30.820 Look how many there are

00:52:32.220 Let's go back

00:52:33.380 Let's go back

00:52:34.280 I never read the bio

00:52:35.460 On that

00:52:35.880 Did it say

00:52:36.660 Up up up up

00:52:37.740 Yeah

00:52:37.920 I'm a semi

00:52:38.460 Okay

00:52:38.860 Dude look at

00:52:40.080 Look at his face

00:52:40.820 In the first

00:52:41.400 Let's do this

00:52:42.800 Look at his face

00:52:43.920 In his first short

00:52:44.900 Scroll down

00:52:45.420 11,000 views

00:52:47.320 I mean

00:52:47.920 Scroll down

00:52:48.740 Look at his fucking face

00:52:50.180 Look at his fucking face

00:52:51.660 Every single one

00:52:54.320 That was from

00:52:55.000 Top's house

00:52:55.720 I won on that bet

00:52:56.960 The angels

00:52:57.580 First half bet

00:52:58.520 That was a winner

00:52:59.180 But I'm saying

00:52:59.760 Toad

00:53:00.160 You're doing similar views

00:53:01.960 To

00:53:02.720 Oh my god

00:53:03.560 Look at your face here

00:53:04.540 You're doing similar

00:53:07.040 It's a bad angle

00:53:08.120 That was because

00:53:08.940 I lost my internet

00:53:10.080 Top

00:53:10.340 I want to fucking

00:53:11.220 Fist fight you

00:53:12.080 For saying that

00:53:12.620 This nigga's gonna have

00:53:13.280 Kids before me

00:53:13.900 I want to fucking

00:53:14.640 Fist fight you

00:53:15.320 He's gonna have kids

00:53:16.100 This is where

00:53:16.980 The sad voice

00:53:18.040 Starts to win

00:53:18.700 Right here

00:53:19.160 It's stealing away

00:53:20.580 Clint

00:53:20.840 Clint can have

00:53:21.800 Guys can have kids

00:53:23.140 Up till like

00:53:23.560 Their 70s

00:53:24.600 So I think

00:53:25.400 Clint could

00:53:26.300 Clint could just be like

00:53:27.340 I'm fucking

00:53:27.800 I'm gonna wait

00:53:28.380 Another 30 years

00:53:29.780 Or whatever

00:53:30.280 And then just be like

00:53:31.600 Alright now it's time

00:53:32.100 To have kids

00:53:32.680 Dude I ain't

00:53:33.800 Going out like

00:53:34.420 No punk bitch

00:53:35.020 I'm having kids

00:53:35.780 This decade

00:53:36.560 Watch

00:53:37.280 He's gonna have one kid

00:53:39.280 And he's gonna leave

00:53:40.200 Everything to him

00:53:40.860 Even the Twitter account

00:53:41.820 It's gonna be great

00:53:42.700 Has it happened yet

00:53:44.200 By the way

00:53:44.740 Has the Twitter account

00:53:46.020 Been in a will

00:53:46.600 Has a Twitter account

00:53:48.220 Been in a will before

00:53:49.240 Like where it'd be like

00:53:50.080 Hey you get like

00:53:50.720 This person has like

00:53:51.320 Probably

00:53:51.740 Yeah probably

00:53:52.800 Like you get

00:53:54.320 Sold

00:53:54.700 That Twitter account

00:53:55.800 Was just fire

00:53:56.460 And I don't have

00:53:57.220 Anyone else in my life

00:53:58.260 So

00:53:58.600 That feels like

00:53:59.340 Something that's like

00:54:00.020 It's probably gonna be

00:54:00.640 Like a bigger thing

00:54:01.580 Coming up

00:54:02.200 It's disrespectful David

00:54:03.840 So you're gonna have

00:54:04.740 One transcript

00:54:05.220 Well because he's gonna be dead

00:54:06.200 He's gonna be

00:54:06.620 You're a horrible person

00:54:07.840 If you give your money

00:54:08.920 To a Twitter

00:54:09.760 Follow

00:54:10.080 Like a Twitter account

00:54:11.320 I just gotta say that

00:54:13.400 What

00:54:14.180 You're saying like

00:54:14.600 Someone giving their money

00:54:15.420 To a Twitter account

00:54:16.100 Like in a will

00:54:16.600 Is that what you're saying

00:54:17.480 No no no no

00:54:18.180 You're saying

00:54:18.900 They're willing

00:54:19.840 Giving the handle

00:54:20.700 To somebody

00:54:21.360 Yeah they're like

00:54:22.200 My son

00:54:22.980 It's like

00:54:23.560 You give it all like

00:54:24.140 No actually

00:54:25.220 No that's a great point

00:54:26.140 I want every fan

00:54:27.220 Of Tower Gang

00:54:27.800 To put me

00:54:29.120 At Liberty Lockpod

00:54:30.740 As their beneficiary

00:54:32.040 And their will

00:54:32.420 Then I want all of you

00:54:34.620 To kill yourselves

00:54:35.400 That's perfect

00:54:36.220 You're saying some weird

00:54:36.740 Rich man that's just like

00:54:37.980 No one that he loved

00:54:39.100 His life

00:54:39.580 He's like

00:54:39.960 I really fucking love

00:54:41.300 Raw egg nationalists

00:54:42.920 Or whatever the fuck

00:54:44.040 No no

00:54:44.500 I'll bet you

00:54:45.280 I'll bet you

00:54:45.880 A thousand dollars

00:54:46.860 I will bet you

00:54:47.540 A thousand dollars

00:54:48.320 That there will be

00:54:49.180 Someone that leaves

00:54:50.240 Josie money

00:54:51.020 In their will

00:54:51.840 Yeah

00:54:52.560 That might be

00:54:53.760 See

00:54:54.300 See

00:54:54.980 She's gonna leave it to me

00:54:55.960 And there's gonna be

00:54:56.860 A bunch of fucking

00:54:57.740 Coomers that leave

00:54:58.720 Money to Josie

00:54:59.640 When they die

00:55:00.080 With like tribute photos

00:55:02.640 Of them like

00:55:03.240 Nothing

00:55:03.600 It'll be told for sure

00:55:09.000 How many Coomers

00:55:09.700 Because Josie doesn't

00:55:10.900 Put out like

00:55:11.480 Explicit content

00:55:12.680 Like how many Coomers

00:55:13.720 Does she have

00:55:14.320 Like

00:55:14.600 That is enough

00:55:15.760 For Coomers dude

00:55:16.720 Yeah

00:55:16.920 Dude you don't need

00:55:17.700 To fucking put out

00:55:18.340 There's sick people

00:55:18.900 Out there dude

00:55:19.660 Yeah

00:55:20.220 She censors her feet

00:55:22.540 There's tens of thousands

00:55:24.060 Of dudes

00:55:24.560 I bet you

00:55:25.160 People have found the feet

00:55:26.060 I bet you

00:55:26.460 In any given minute

00:55:28.040 Of any given day

00:55:29.100 There is a man on earth

00:55:30.620 That is masturbating

00:55:31.440 To Josie's fucking

00:55:32.300 Twitter profile

00:55:33.460 Weird

00:55:33.760 That is true though

00:55:34.640 I bet you

00:55:35.000 Every minute

00:55:36.060 Of every day

00:55:37.340 Think about that

00:55:38.560 I don't wanna think

00:55:40.400 Maybe not masturbating

00:55:41.700 But I think

00:55:42.400 At least like

00:55:43.280 Dirty thought

00:55:44.040 Yeah

00:55:44.580 Yeah

00:55:45.120 Well at least on average

00:55:46.400 Every minute

00:55:47.140 Of every day

00:55:48.040 For the past year

00:55:49.100 Yep

00:55:49.700 She is a constant

00:55:50.960 Lust generating

00:55:52.060 Machine essentially

00:55:53.440 Yep

00:55:53.900 Yep

00:55:54.240 Which is what all women are

00:55:56.220 And that's why they're evil

00:55:57.260 Do you think

00:55:58.080 Yeah

00:55:58.260 Do you guys remember

00:56:00.000 Do you remember the time

00:56:00.880 That she tried to fuck Cole

00:56:01.800 In his dream

00:56:02.260 I do

00:56:03.400 I do

00:56:03.740 See evil

00:56:05.200 Very evil

00:56:06.040 See Cole's one of her coomers

00:56:07.540 She almost used her wiles on him

00:56:11.780 Evil

00:56:12.160 What is this website

00:56:13.420 Should we pull this up

00:56:14.320 Is that what she's asking us

00:56:15.280 Yeah

00:56:15.540 But when Cole is doing that

00:56:17.100 He's being raped

00:56:18.260 So it's a little bit different

00:56:20.000 Are we gonna do some mailbag

00:56:21.560 At any point today

00:56:22.340 Or laney edit

00:56:23.660 No no no

00:56:24.260 We played the music too early

00:56:25.720 And now the mailbag is dead

00:56:27.160 Yeah let's just go do

00:56:28.280 Let's do it with super chats

00:56:29.860 I want a laney edit

00:56:30.540 I need laney edit

00:56:31.200 We only have two mailbags though

00:56:32.300 So we can get a

00:56:33.340 Laney edit

00:56:33.640 Laney edit

00:56:34.240 Laney edit

00:56:34.540 Give me a goddamn fucking laney edit

00:56:37.120 Hold on

00:56:37.700 Hold on

00:56:38.340 Everyone needs to vote

00:56:39.380 Laney edit or mailbag

00:56:41.060 Mailbag

00:56:42.920 Mailbag

00:56:43.360 First

00:56:43.660 Mailbag

00:56:44.360 I say laney edit

00:56:45.760 We'll do both

00:56:46.660 Alright

00:56:47.140 You still have to do the laney edit

00:56:48.220 That's not

00:56:48.560 Well me and top matter more

00:56:50.060 So

00:56:50.640 It's true

00:56:52.820 Dad's on my side of this one

00:56:55.420 Talk about someone's ego being

00:56:57.180 Way out of whack

00:56:58.240 Alright

00:56:58.560 No

00:56:59.940 We only have two mailbags

00:57:01.360 Many people pay for a mailbag

00:57:02.260 We gotta do the mailbag

00:57:03.340 Technically it's two-two

00:57:03.940 We're gonna still do it

00:57:04.760 Goofball

00:57:05.540 Just not

00:57:06.740 Goofball

00:57:07.140 Goofy fuck

00:57:09.860 No

00:57:10.180 Toad doesn't matter

00:57:11.560 Toad doesn't matter

00:57:13.820 You jibber blow you

00:57:15.140 Everyone vote again really quick

00:57:17.800 Go ahead

00:57:18.240 Mailbag

00:57:19.100 Mailbag

00:57:20.280 Mailbag

00:57:21.140 We're in a stalemate

00:57:26.120 I wish there was a tiebreaker

00:57:28.060 In here somewhere

00:57:28.840 If only we had an odd numbered cast

00:57:31.540 Mark Vestibule says

00:57:33.240 What are some harsh yet realistic

00:57:35.600 We had a rule

00:57:35.800 Like a rule

00:57:36.520 Like where there was an odd number of people

00:57:38.380 That had to be here

00:57:38.960 Alright let's roll that lady

00:57:40.240 Alright

00:57:40.760 What are some harsh yet realistic

00:57:43.800 New year's resolutions for Toad

00:57:45.860 Since Toad didn't do his job

00:57:47.320 And read the mailbag

00:57:48.420 We did that last week

00:57:48.720 Didn't we?

00:57:49.400 Toad

00:57:49.620 No no no

00:57:50.020 Toad actually did actually

00:57:51.360 He said today

00:57:52.360 He was like

00:57:53.080 I started my new year's resolution

00:57:54.020 And then I'm actually going to eat healthy

00:57:55.700 And he said

00:57:56.320 I also worked out

00:57:57.920 Although it was light

00:57:59.420 Or something like that

00:58:00.000 What did you say?

00:58:00.520 I did say that yeah

00:58:01.360 Yeah

00:58:02.040 Which I'm guessing

00:58:02.900 He literally picked up

00:58:04.120 Yeah

00:58:04.480 All those

00:58:04.920 All those weights behind you

00:58:06.080 Would constitute one light weight

00:58:07.960 Well good

00:58:10.320 Because I used all of them

00:58:11.680 That's right you did

00:58:12.720 He's like

00:58:13.820 I was using the 12.5er

00:58:16.040 Dude

00:58:16.640 That Zumba class

00:58:17.840 Went crazy today

00:58:18.800 Bicep curls of the 12.5

00:58:20.360 I

00:58:20.740 My harsh

00:58:21.700 Here's my

00:58:22.380 My harsh

00:58:23.120 Critique for Toad

00:58:24.860 So I'm looking at your numbers here

00:58:26.240 Oh wait

00:58:27.860 Wait

00:58:28.120 We failed to achieve it

00:58:29.420 Here we go

00:58:30.540 These numbers here

00:58:32.360 This is the most important one

00:58:33.480 So 5.59

00:58:34.160 Barrow's is the same

00:58:35.180 But will I fail basically

00:58:36.800 No no no

00:58:37.380 Yeah yeah

00:58:37.700 And how will you fail

00:58:38.880 Dude you have

00:58:39.300 More than double the videos

00:58:41.240 That you do subscribers

00:58:42.580 Yeah

00:58:43.420 Yeah

00:58:43.700 Boy you also

00:58:44.440 He's getting

00:58:44.900 He also has

00:58:45.720 That's insane

00:58:47.220 I've never even seen anything like that

00:58:48.840 Here's my

00:58:49.620 My metrics for that

00:58:50.060 I know it's awesome right

00:58:50.980 188

00:58:52.580 Too retarded to stop baby

00:58:55.840 My numbers are insane

00:58:57.040 Literally too retarded to stop

00:58:59.200 I think you should

00:59:00.440 Maybe you should slow it down

00:59:01.780 With Better Off Dead

00:59:02.400 And get into the hot sauce challenge

00:59:04.080 For new years

00:59:04.700 I think you should be doing that

00:59:06.200 I completely agree

00:59:08.060 You literally

00:59:09.440 Lost money

00:59:10.840 Talking to four people

00:59:12.540 All last year

00:59:13.900 I

00:59:15.960 I legitimately want

00:59:18.120 The hot sauce content

00:59:18.560 When you say it like that

00:59:19.720 I mean

00:59:20.600 It's terrible

00:59:21.560 I legitimately want

00:59:22.900 The hot sauce content

00:59:22.980 Well I'm gonna do better this year

00:59:24.080 Toad

00:59:25.060 Toad

00:59:26.360 You should actually do that

00:59:27.840 Like do your workouts

00:59:28.860 Right there behind you

00:59:30.020 And fucking just

00:59:31.540 Dude you should become

00:59:33.060 A fitness influencer

00:59:34.760 Look at that

00:59:35.320 That would be fucking awesome

00:59:36.440 Yeah

00:59:37.280 Yeah I'll be doing

00:59:38.580 Doing the curls

00:59:39.720 Bet Ohio State today

00:59:41.520 Bitch

00:59:41.860 No

00:59:42.080 Toad

00:59:42.540 Toad

00:59:43.200 I'm gonna be honest with you

00:59:44.300 It looks like your liver's failing

00:59:46.120 You have jaundice

00:59:47.280 You have the jaundice buddy

00:59:48.300 Yeah you have jaundice

00:59:49.300 You have jaundice eyes

00:59:50.520 Like I think your liver's failing

00:59:52.000 I'm just being

00:59:52.780 I'm just being straight

00:59:53.440 I know but that doesn't matter

00:59:55.460 Sometimes your liver just fails

00:59:56.680 And it fails

00:59:57.140 Toad

00:59:57.240 I will say this

00:59:57.920 So this actually might be something

00:59:59.140 Legitimately you can do

01:00:00.420 So

01:00:01.800 No it's mine

01:00:03.080 It's because I have transition lenses

01:00:04.740 Yeah

01:00:06.060 This

01:00:07.380 Well it's been rough

01:00:08.760 Damn

01:00:11.480 So Jeff Nippert

01:00:12.700 He's a fitness influencer

01:00:13.900 Is giving away

01:00:14.800 $50,000

01:00:15.800 For the best transformation

01:00:17.680 Like

01:00:18.160 The best body transformation

01:00:19.640 Over the next like

01:00:20.860 Four months

01:00:21.240 Let's get Toad sexy

01:00:21.820 We should just do

01:00:22.820 Toad videos

01:00:23.600 Working out

01:00:24.180 And then send him a video

01:00:25.200 Of Clint after

01:00:26.040 And then the two profile pictures

01:00:28.800 Yeah

01:00:29.640 That'd be great

01:00:31.760 Fuck

01:00:32.200 Is that true

01:00:32.940 Can you imagine

01:00:34.060 Who's six inches

01:00:35.240 Are you kidding me

01:00:36.100 Can you imagine

01:00:36.820 If we made like

01:00:37.460 Full time money off this

01:00:38.660 And he lived like

01:00:39.600 Next to us

01:00:40.140 And we could just like

01:00:40.840 Film him working out

01:00:42.340 And like amp this shit up

01:00:43.420 I've been saying

01:00:43.980 We were prepared

01:00:44.960 To send a film crew

01:00:46.600 We wanted Lainey

01:00:47.380 To live with Toad

01:00:48.360 For an entire year

01:00:49.200 He's rejected

01:00:50.020 All of our offers

01:00:50.980 All of them

01:00:51.820 Yeah

01:00:52.420 Alright what's the next mailbag

01:00:53.760 Do we have another one

01:00:54.480 No those are

01:00:55.360 We read both at once

01:00:56.920 Basically

01:00:57.240 One was a follow up

01:00:58.980 To the other

01:00:59.560 Dude I think

01:01:00.360 You know what would be great

01:01:01.520 If he died from a heart attack

01:01:02.880 Because of all the steroids

01:01:03.940 He was on

01:01:04.460 Hell yeah

01:01:05.380 Like honestly

01:01:07.420 Toad

01:01:07.720 There's no better way

01:01:09.140 For you to go out

01:01:10.000 When I die

01:01:12.500 I want it to be

01:01:13.100 My heart stopping

01:01:14.180 Dude imagine

01:01:15.100 Imagine you're like

01:01:15.920 You weigh 180 pounds

01:01:17.180 You're just super

01:01:17.860 Fucking jack toad

01:01:18.800 And your heart explodes

01:01:20.040 As you bench press 500

01:01:21.100 That would be

01:01:22.480 One of the best ways

01:01:23.780 To go out

01:01:24.280 Thank you

01:01:24.960 You're right

01:01:25.420 I'm right

01:01:26.760 Do you not think

01:01:28.660 Here

01:01:28.960 Do you think Toad

01:01:29.820 Could win this

01:01:30.400 Giving away

01:01:30.840 A hundred thousand dollars

01:01:32.420 And you can win it

01:01:33.600 All you need to do

01:01:34.640 Is transform your physique

01:01:35.980 In a hundred days

01:01:37.120 This is one of the biggest

01:01:38.100 Transformation contests

01:01:39.180 Ever done

01:01:39.760 It's a hundred K

01:01:40.680 In a hundred days

01:01:41.820 The person with the best

01:01:42.780 Transformation

01:01:43.380 Wins fifty grand

01:01:44.620 And a hundred other people

01:01:46.180 I think that's what we should do

01:01:47.060 I want to be able to

01:01:49.040 Toad against

01:01:49.440 Against that much competition

01:01:51.000 From January 1st

01:01:52.020 To January 10th

01:01:53.240 So you can enter

01:01:53.720 Any day

01:01:54.100 Between the first

01:01:54.820 And the first

01:01:55.660 Which is when the industry is closed

01:01:56.720 And then I'll pick the winner

01:01:57.720 A hundred days later

01:01:58.760 Dude we should just

01:01:59.640 We should just assume

01:02:00.500 He's going to win

01:02:01.120 And spend a hundred K

01:02:02.540 On fucking roids

01:02:03.800 And uh

01:02:04.540 That's the shit

01:02:05.720 That makes you

01:02:06.220 Not eat

01:02:06.960 The insulin

01:02:07.520 Ozempic

01:02:08.220 No no that's how much roids

01:02:11.220 We're going to put him on

01:02:12.320 Yeah we get him

01:02:12.820 One hundred thousand dollars worth

01:02:14.600 That's like

01:02:15.360 Liver King was spending

01:02:16.620 About twelve grand a month

01:02:17.920 On his

01:02:18.720 So

01:02:19.040 And then we spend

01:02:20.260 Fifty K a month

01:02:21.260 On Ozempic

01:02:21.900 Which makes him not eat

01:02:22.900 At all ever

01:02:23.880 I was thinking

01:02:24.500 I was just going to do

01:02:25.180 What I did you know

01:02:25.820 Five years ago

01:02:26.560 Or whatever

01:02:27.000 Seven years ago

01:02:27.960 Or whatever

01:02:28.300 And I won money

01:02:29.280 For that so

01:02:30.900 Toad if I'm being straight

01:02:31.880 With you

01:02:32.140 It's clear

01:02:32.640 It's crystal clear to me

01:02:33.740 That your liver is failing

01:02:34.500 You probably only have

01:02:35.760 A hundred days left anyways

01:02:36.840 So

01:02:37.640 So I think

01:02:38.660 You get on as much roids

01:02:40.020 And Ozempic as possible

01:02:41.240 In a hundred days

01:02:42.280 You fucking

01:02:42.840 You blow

01:02:43.220 We blow

01:02:43.740 You

01:02:44.160 It's not we

01:02:45.420 You blow a hundred K

01:02:46.480 In a hundred days

01:02:47.440 On Ozempic and roids

01:02:48.520 Then you assume

01:02:49.540 You're going to get the hundred K

01:02:50.620 That's the most yellowest skin

01:02:50.640 I've ever seen

01:02:51.180 Look at you

01:02:51.980 I mean

01:02:52.240 Your eyes

01:02:53.060 It's clear liver failure brother

01:02:54.440 I'm sorry to break it to you

01:02:55.320 I'm not a doctor

01:02:56.020 But like

01:02:56.440 We all have eyes here

01:02:57.380 And you're dying

01:02:57.920 There ain't no way man

01:03:02.500 This is just because

01:03:03.240 I never sleep

01:03:04.180 Legitimately

01:03:05.520 Do you think

01:03:05.900 Toad could have

01:03:06.420 The best transition

01:03:07.280 Like

01:03:08.140 Not a chance

01:03:09.120 There's no way

01:03:10.000 Could he be a cute chick

01:03:11.280 Is that what you're saying

01:03:12.060 No

01:03:12.880 That actually would be

01:03:15.260 A great way to destroy

01:03:16.460 The best

01:03:18.560 Yeah transition ever

01:03:20.020 Whatever

01:03:20.340 And you become trans

01:03:21.880 You literally

01:03:22.720 It's like a fitness thing

01:03:23.880 You just become like

01:03:24.680 A hot fit chick instead

01:03:26.100 It's like

01:03:26.600 I mean the funniest

01:03:27.560 In January

01:03:29.600 It's like

01:03:30.020 Just some fat guy

01:03:31.260 And then it's like

01:03:32.200 In March

01:03:32.820 And it just

01:03:33.220 Toad would just be

01:03:35.020 Meg if he became trans

01:03:36.880 But I think

01:03:38.660 Toad

01:03:38.920 Because it's not necessarily

01:03:39.940 Like who's the most fittest guy

01:03:41.620 It's just the best transformation

01:03:42.860 If Toad gets

01:03:43.860 He doesn't have a work ethic

01:03:45.440 Yeah no work ethic

01:03:47.020 I think he does

01:03:47.560 I think he does

01:03:48.200 I think you're fucking

01:03:48.900 Scared of him Clint

01:03:50.180 For 50 grand

01:03:51.000 Do you think for

01:03:51.420 Do you think for 50 grand

01:03:53.660 He wouldn't have a work ethic

01:03:54.920 No

01:03:55.080 I don't think he cares

01:03:55.940 The money means nothing to him

01:03:57.020 I think he's got plenty

01:03:58.120 Of work ethic

01:03:58.600 When it comes to like

01:03:59.420 Schizophrenically analyzing

01:04:01.620 Betting lines

01:04:02.640 But I think he's got

01:04:03.200 Zero work ethic

01:04:04.020 When it comes to working out

01:04:04.820 Ain't he in my actual job

01:04:05.260 That I have

01:04:05.840 You know

01:04:06.560 That's not your fucking job dude

01:04:08.320 That's not what you do

01:04:10.380 I'm semi-professional

01:04:11.480 I've made money before

01:04:13.520 I'm not a professional

01:04:14.800 Sophomore engineer

01:04:15.620 Is that what you're talking about

01:04:16.160 No no no

01:04:16.800 That's not what I said

01:04:17.640 You're not even listening to me

01:04:19.220 Cry me a river

01:04:20.800 About that

01:04:21.580 Cry me a river

01:04:22.420 Let's play the lady

01:04:24.440 Hell yeah

01:04:26.260 Now he's upset

01:04:27.060 Because his liver's failing

01:04:27.980 Yeah

01:04:28.520 A Lainey Hobbamok production

01:04:30.200 Let's check it out

01:04:32.240 Amazing

01:04:32.640 That's why he's going to fail

01:04:36.040 Because his liver's going to fail

01:04:37.800 Oh

01:04:39.060 Oh

01:04:39.280 Oh

01:04:39.860 Oh

01:04:41.500 This is evil

01:04:43.260 We should get like a hang glider

01:04:48.180 And jump off or something

01:04:48.980 Hot two

01:04:56.620 Anyways

01:05:08.920 Thank you guys for tuning in

01:05:10.020 Why are we on two tunnels?

01:05:11.240 Two tunnels

01:05:11.540 Two tunnels

01:05:11.900 I forgot that happened this year

01:05:14.740 It's crazy

01:05:16.160 I was going to bring that up today

01:05:19.640 I was going to bring that up today

01:05:20.880 Oh this is like a year in review

01:05:22.840 Why they run like that?

01:05:25.260 Why the fuck they run like that though?

01:05:27.040 Their bones are barely held together

01:05:28.640 Through all the incest breeding

01:05:29.760 It's like the hills have eyes

01:05:31.620 They're all these like underground

01:05:32.880 Incestuous mutants now

01:05:34.720 But what goes on

01:05:35.620 There's like two wolves inside of us

01:05:46.440 One is just like

01:05:47.160 Be retarded

01:05:47.800 And one is like

01:05:48.380 Be autistic

01:05:48.960 And like

01:05:50.000 That might make the fucking

01:05:52.280 Fleek of the week man

01:05:53.380 He gives me like a third of a bar

01:06:08.980 And he says that

01:06:10.260 If I take a third of that

01:06:11.860 It'll just be a body trap

01:06:13.580 You know you'll sleep like a baby

01:06:14.880 About 15 minutes later

01:06:16.780 The fucking intrusive thoughts come back

01:06:19.540 And I'm like

01:06:19.980 Oh man

01:06:20.520 I'm going to do something

01:06:21.260 Fucked up now

01:06:22.140 You were at my place

01:06:44.040 And I pulled out a crack pipe

01:06:45.200 And started smoking

01:06:46.060 You would smoke crack with me

01:06:47.120 Is what you're saying

01:06:47.500 I'd try it

01:06:48.220 Fuck

01:06:49.300 Dude

01:06:49.980 Spent on that thing

01:06:51.080 Right into one of the two main supports

01:06:53.260 To collapse that bridge

01:06:54.600 Like

01:06:55.220 Anybody?

01:06:56.920 Nobody?

01:06:57.300 It's safe to say that it was the Jews

01:06:58.760 Because

01:06:59.060 God

01:07:00.780 God

01:07:01.320 Damn it

01:07:02.040 Is there anything I can bring up

01:07:03.720 That doesn't bring up the Jews?

01:07:05.060 Can we find

01:07:06.200 What?

01:07:06.600 No

01:07:07.020 It's never

01:07:09.200 Look how easy it is to be racist

01:07:22.520 Let's continue

01:07:24.280 I'm probably the most

01:07:26.360 Rapable

01:07:27.240 Oh yeah

01:07:28.780 But you're a prostitute

01:07:30.040 I'm thinking about it

01:07:30.920 This is

01:07:31.260 Get his mouth

01:07:31.820 I get his asshole

01:07:32.660 You think we're gonna win?

01:07:34.360 You're delusional man

01:07:35.580 I'm running

01:07:36.200 Would you drink horse cum

01:07:40.220 The entire load

01:07:41.560 I would OD on horse jizz

01:07:43.060 Yo Toad

01:07:43.880 Put your fucking toes in your mouth right now

01:07:45.920 Yeah

01:07:46.140 In your mouth

01:07:47.060 I hope to god there's mustard on this penis

01:08:14.200 I'm gonna pull it up on the screen

01:08:16.860 Let's go

01:08:17.640 Turn around guys

01:08:18.340 I relish this

01:08:19.360 By the way

01:08:20.240 Oh my god

01:08:21.040 Oh my god

01:08:23.040 Oh my god

01:08:25.880 There was pubes

01:08:26.980 What a fucking reveal

01:08:29.020 Congratulations

01:08:31.220 Marshall Banana

01:08:32.940 On the hot dog

01:08:34.500 Amazing

01:08:36.700 Wow

01:08:38.980 I forgot

01:08:39.980 I forgot 80% of that

01:08:41.700 Did you not

01:08:43.040 Do you not forget

01:08:43.960 That it felt like

01:08:44.680 A thousand years ago

01:08:46.120 That the Jews ran out of the tunnels

01:08:47.380 Yeah

01:08:48.000 They probably did do it

01:08:48.820 A thousand years ago

01:08:49.420 I remember

01:08:49.800 On my show last night

01:08:52.060 I was kind of covering

01:08:53.120 Your stories from this year

01:08:54.860 And I didn't even think of the Jew tunnels

01:08:56.220 And now I'm like

01:08:57.260 Saw that

01:08:57.920 And I was like

01:08:58.180 Oh really

01:08:58.540 That was this year

01:08:59.420 Toad

01:09:00.160 Why were you barefoot?

01:09:02.320 A power move?

01:09:03.920 Yeah

01:09:04.100 Are you barefoot right now?

01:09:06.640 Well really what happened was

01:09:07.940 I thought we were gonna have to be standing

01:09:09.440 Or initially

01:09:09.920 We were gonna have to be standing

01:09:11.000 For the whole thing

01:09:11.620 But then they

01:09:11.960 Yeah

01:09:12.300 Clint's doing it right now

01:09:13.660 But then they were like

01:09:14.860 Oh well

01:09:15.360 Jacob's old

01:09:16.640 Basically

01:09:17.240 And whatever

01:09:17.620 And these people won't be able to stand

01:09:18.800 I'm like

01:09:19.000 Oh so that

01:09:19.520 Took away my advantage

01:09:21.080 And I

01:09:22.140 I was gonna do it

01:09:23.520 I was gonna do it

01:09:24.280 With my shoes off

01:09:25.100 Anyway

01:09:25.560 If we were all standing

01:09:27.900 Because it was

01:09:28.440 It was great getting to know you too

01:09:29.480 Meat Cavern

01:09:30.140 Yeah

01:09:30.420 Sorry

01:09:30.700 Yeah Meat Cavern

01:09:31.380 Because it was

01:09:31.860 It was gonna

01:09:32.320 You know

01:09:32.720 Allow me to

01:09:33.280 Beat all these

01:09:34.420 Fucking old people

01:09:35.640 Right

01:09:35.900 Like I was gonna be able to

01:09:36.760 Outstand all of them

01:09:37.980 By just not having my shoes on

01:09:39.440 Outstanding

01:09:40.540 Well yeah

01:09:41.480 Outstand

01:09:42.040 Can't stand these niggas

01:09:43.420 Can't stand them

01:09:44.420 I realized

01:09:45.120 Well yeah

01:09:45.800 And then they said

01:09:46.240 Well we're gonna be sitting down

01:09:47.140 But I'm like

01:09:47.440 Oh but I'm still not gonna put my shoes on

01:09:48.940 Because it's a power move

01:09:50.340 And if you're familiar with

01:09:51.420 James Holtzauer on Jeopardy

01:09:53.100 He would do that

01:09:54.140 In like the green room

01:09:54.940 To intimidate his opponents

01:09:56.180 He's like the best Jeopardy contestant

01:09:58.180 In history

01:09:58.760 He would take his shoes off

01:10:00.160 In the green room

01:10:01.340 To psych out his contestants

01:10:03.120 Or his opponents

01:10:03.840 Because his feet fucking stank

01:10:04.740 So I'm like

01:10:04.920 I'm gonna do that

01:10:05.880 What?

01:10:06.540 Stanky

01:10:07.020 Because his feet stank probably

01:10:08.780 Maybe

01:10:09.760 Well look

01:10:11.600 That was awesome

01:10:13.260 Would you beat off to Clint's feet?

01:10:15.680 Dude they're pretty nice

01:10:16.580 No I'm not a feet guy

01:10:17.900 They're pretty nice

01:10:20.440 Those aren't bad

01:10:21.380 It was cool

01:10:22.920 Like the idea of a thousand years ago

01:10:25.220 Like we were saying

01:10:26.680 That we would guzzle horse cum

01:10:28.180 And I don't remember it at all

01:10:29.700 Not even

01:10:30.820 Oh I remember that

01:10:31.520 I remember that

01:10:32.380 We were talking about

01:10:32.920 You were willing to gargle a horse cum

01:10:34.640 And you aren't even aware

01:10:36.040 Of the reason why

01:10:37.460 Or when

01:10:38.240 Hey Lenny

01:10:39.640 You deserve a raise after that

01:10:41.520 Because that was

01:10:42.040 Particularly long

01:10:43.640 That took a long deep dive

01:10:45.040 I did give him more money

01:10:47.160 This month

01:10:48.080 I made an executive decision

01:10:49.580 And I did give him more money

01:10:51.420 I did give him more money

01:10:52.360 Listen

01:10:52.600 If you guys disagree

01:10:53.820 It'll come out of my pocket

01:10:55.040 I don't give a fuck

01:10:55.820 But I was like

01:10:56.380 Here's a little bit more

01:10:57.580 Because

01:10:57.760 I've still not made a penny from this

01:10:59.540 So sure

01:11:00.140 Give Lenny my money

01:11:01.900 I don't know where the money goes anyway

01:11:05.420 So whatever

01:11:06.160 Yeah

01:11:06.560 I think we get like 40 bucks a piece

01:11:10.140 Or whatever

01:11:10.620 So like whatever

01:11:11.460 40 bucks to show up

01:11:14.180 Where's my 40 bucks been going?

01:11:16.020 Yeah

01:11:16.300 We've been fucking sending it to a tranny

01:11:20.040 We've been reinvesting it

01:11:23.120 Yeah

01:11:23.580 Right

01:11:23.880 Don't tell us that we're against reparations here man

01:11:27.060 Toad

01:11:27.360 I'll tell you what I noticed

01:11:28.780 What was it

01:11:30.920 When was the debate?

01:11:31.660 Was it February?

01:11:32.720 March?

01:11:34.300 January I think

01:11:35.400 It was

01:11:35.720 Okay

01:11:36.000 Alright look

01:11:37.020 What I saw in that face

01:11:38.780 That very confident

01:11:39.880 Shoeless face

01:11:41.100 Was a man whose liver was still functioning

01:11:43.580 You're not that man today

01:11:45.520 Why?

01:11:47.580 Because your liver's failing

01:11:48.600 You're fucking with me

01:11:51.060 Take your glasses off again

01:11:53.540 Do it again

01:11:54.040 Oh my god

01:11:55.360 I mean that's the face of a man

01:11:57.460 Whose liver is crying out

01:11:58.760 Yeah

01:11:59.660 Is it not

01:12:00.500 I don't think so

01:12:01.420 People can't see it

01:12:02.940 You're getting really close to the butthole eyes

01:12:05.380 Kind of situation

01:12:06.900 You're getting like

01:12:07.460 He just has soulless beady eyes

01:12:09.440 I can't really tell if there's a spark of life there at all

01:12:12.000 Yeah well

01:12:13.820 It just looks like an archetype of being unwell

01:12:17.120 You know

01:12:18.180 It's like

01:12:20.040 Yeah let me rephrase

01:12:22.000 Maybe it's not your liver

01:12:23.480 But like

01:12:24.320 Something's fucked up

01:12:25.600 Right?

01:12:26.040 We all see it

01:12:26.700 Right?

01:12:26.880 Well I mean yeah

01:12:28.940 I'm just not

01:12:29.560 Enjoying life as much

01:12:30.960 You just bear the visage

01:12:32.540 Of not doing well

01:12:34.200 Yeah

01:12:34.720 You have the visage

01:12:37.580 Of

01:12:38.180 Physical failure

01:12:39.840 That's all I'm saying

01:12:40.860 I really hope not

01:12:43.120 I hope he gets his chance to get on his show

01:12:44.920 And do his thing man

01:12:45.920 No dude

01:12:47.020 He should

01:12:47.500 Like no bullshit

01:12:48.480 The question

01:12:49.220 The mailbag earlier

01:12:50.000 I didn't even get a chance to answer it

01:12:51.240 Because no one cares what I have to say anymore

01:12:52.720 That's true

01:12:53.460 You should be doing the god

01:12:54.580 Like I know

01:12:55.140 I know Top said it

01:12:55.980 But like

01:12:56.300 I'm gonna double down

01:12:57.140 You have to

01:12:58.280 You have to do the hot sauce review

01:13:00.440 Yes

01:13:00.740 You have to

01:13:01.740 I want hot sauce content

01:13:03.320 Legitimately

01:13:04.040 I want hot

01:13:04.640 Like I'm not even joking

01:13:05.920 It's not even a joke

01:13:06.600 I want hot sauce content

01:13:08.000 I need it

01:13:09.140 Me too

01:13:09.460 I mean I won't watch it

01:13:11.120 But like

01:13:11.540 I might watch it actually

01:13:13.040 Legitimately I might watch it

01:13:14.540 Because I like hot sauce

01:13:15.460 I might

01:13:15.860 Honestly

01:13:16.560 I might watch it too

01:13:17.460 Just because he was so fucking passionate about it

01:13:19.480 Yeah

01:13:19.760 Crazy passionate

01:13:20.480 Cool people at your church

01:13:21.360 Might be watching hot sauce content

01:13:23.340 And then they see Toad

01:13:24.320 Dude

01:13:24.720 Then they go to Tower Gang

01:13:25.680 And then you're exposed

01:13:26.500 I don't think

01:13:29.540 I don't think they would go to Tower Gang

01:13:32.660 From Toad's hot sauce content

01:13:34.440 I don't think that pipeline would exist

01:13:36.380 I'm gonna have my hat

01:13:37.720 That brings your

01:13:38.440 The only thing that brings your liver back to life

01:13:41.520 Is a hot sauce fucking YouTube channel

01:13:43.300 Hot sauce are like sticky people

01:13:45.480 That like would like to have

01:13:46.780 Like a wacky show

01:13:48.580 Like oh I'll check out that wacky show

01:13:50.280 And then they end up falling

01:13:52.060 Spicy show

01:13:52.600 They want some spicy

01:13:53.920 Yeah

01:13:54.380 They like spicy things

01:13:55.660 They're like wacky

01:13:56.580 I need like an actual

01:13:57.600 Fake adventures

01:13:58.020 I gotta figure out

01:13:59.740 Yeah

01:14:00.000 There's a pipeline here

01:14:01.280 Dude fucking Toad quit drinking

01:14:02.940 And still got like a

01:14:04.640 Cirrhosis of the liver

01:14:05.880 Yeah it's crazy dude

01:14:07.120 He quit drinking

01:14:08.420 And his liver was like

01:14:09.760 I'm still gonna die

01:14:10.740 It's immaculate cirrhosis

01:14:11.720 He got more boring

01:14:13.740 And still died

01:14:14.740 I mean the crazy thing

01:14:15.940 The crazy thing about Ozempic

01:14:18.040 Is that it's for diabetes

01:14:19.680 And like

01:14:20.320 So like you're

01:14:21.300 I'm sure you haven't been to a doctor

01:14:23.540 In a long time

01:14:24.100 But like if you were to go to one

01:14:25.060 I'm sure they'd be like

01:14:25.680 You're either diabetic

01:14:26.380 Or pre-diabetic

01:14:27.200 Or in late stage liver failure

01:14:29.780 Like undoubtedly

01:14:30.580 They would say that to you

01:14:31.300 I go every year

01:14:31.980 No I'm

01:14:32.580 But like I'm confident

01:14:33.780 That they're lying to you

01:14:34.660 All of those things

01:14:35.400 I just said are true

01:14:36.080 And if you were to get on Ozempic

01:14:37.520 But they don't do like tests

01:14:39.380 You just go in

01:14:40.480 And they're just like

01:14:41.500 Yeah he's still retarded

01:14:42.800 Like he's still

01:14:43.780 No they do that

01:14:44.440 They do that

01:14:45.220 But there's like a blood test

01:14:46.380 And shit

01:14:46.680 Do you think Toad

01:14:48.140 Coming in for his yearly checkup

01:14:49.740 Is like the equivalent

01:14:50.600 Of like when a woman

01:14:51.480 Gets an oil change

01:14:52.400 They're like

01:14:52.900 I'm gonna sell them

01:14:54.120 On some bullshit

01:14:55.020 No

01:14:56.540 I don't

01:14:58.180 I bet you I can steal

01:14:59.980 One of his vital organs

01:15:01.500 Dude what's funny is

01:15:02.620 Refuse all the vaccines

01:15:04.440 You know

01:15:05.160 So Elizabeth had to go get some

01:15:06.280 Toad

01:15:06.380 Just get in this bat

01:15:07.300 Bata filled with ice

01:15:08.380 And he's like

01:15:08.800 Okay I guess

01:15:09.400 If that's what

01:15:09.860 You're telling me to do

01:15:11.020 Maybe it's not that

01:15:11.720 Your fucking liver's failing

01:15:13.060 It's that they already

01:15:13.680 Like they cut half of it out

01:15:14.900 And gave it to some Chinese

01:15:15.800 Last time they like

01:15:16.600 Shot a bunch of water

01:15:18.020 Into my ear

01:15:18.760 Yeah that's not a thing

01:15:21.120 That they do doing physicals bro

01:15:22.640 They did that

01:15:23.500 For me

01:15:24.040 Yeah they don't do that

01:15:25.280 You did it at the dentist

01:15:26.060 I don't know why they did that

01:15:27.340 Did you maybe actually

01:15:30.560 Like let your wives go

01:15:31.640 And like get stuff done

01:15:32.760 On the car

01:15:33.180 Honestly this is a great idea

01:15:35.040 Be super racist

01:15:35.940 A racist hot sauce show

01:15:38.180 Would be tremendous dude

01:15:40.280 Yeah

01:15:40.660 Call it hot takes

01:15:41.400 So Elizabeth had to go

01:15:42.680 Get like a tire

01:15:43.300 Like it was like

01:15:44.060 Going flat

01:15:44.700 And so I was like

01:15:45.640 I don't want to talk about

01:15:46.860 This cheating bitch

01:15:48.220 No

01:15:48.460 And so she went

01:15:52.160 Black don't crack

01:15:52.940 She came back

01:15:54.700 And she was like

01:15:55.640 She was like

01:15:56.460 We had to replace two tires

01:15:57.800 And I was like

01:15:58.160 Two

01:15:58.560 And I had to have sex with the guy

01:16:00.820 Crazy

01:16:01.580 You don't ever

01:16:04.220 Ever

01:16:04.920 And I don't know

01:16:05.560 I don't really know shit about cars

01:16:06.960 But like

01:16:07.380 You don't ever send a woman

01:16:08.780 To deal with car shit

01:16:09.960 Literally

01:16:10.140 It was one went flat

01:16:11.480 And the other one

01:16:12.200 They were like

01:16:12.620 They replaced the other one too

01:16:13.900 And I was like

01:16:14.380 Two of them

01:16:15.200 I was like

01:16:15.980 They used to do that shit to me all the time

01:16:17.780 They'd be like

01:16:18.360 I'd go in because I have a flat tire

01:16:19.780 Because I had this old ass

01:16:20.700 Fucking 300ZX

01:16:21.760 And I would go in there with

01:16:23.140 And I was poor

01:16:23.960 I could not afford four new tires

01:16:25.420 So I'd go in there

01:16:26.420 Because I'd get a flat

01:16:27.180 And then they'd fix the one

01:16:28.940 And they'd be like

01:16:29.320 Yo

01:16:29.500 Like legally

01:16:30.200 We have to

01:16:30.900 We have to replace the other three

01:16:32.380 And I was like

01:16:32.760 Legally I can't afford four tires

01:16:35.340 So you're going to replace one of them

01:16:37.420 And I'm going to leave

01:16:38.420 Or

01:16:39.100 I'm going to just leave

01:16:40.420 And they'd be like

01:16:41.300 Alright

01:16:41.620 We're going to put one tire

01:16:42.800 On this fucking thing

01:16:43.600 We'll see you in a week

01:16:44.400 And sure as shit

01:16:45.340 They would see me in a week

01:16:46.340 Clenches peels out

01:16:47.840 And just rubbers left behind

01:16:49.060 From his other three wheels

01:16:50.800 They were like

01:16:51.680 Oh that's why

01:16:52.640 Dumbass

01:16:53.360 This is why

01:16:54.760 I get so mad

01:16:55.620 When people are like

01:16:56.180 Oh you fucking

01:16:56.820 You've always had money

01:16:57.700 It's like

01:16:57.960 No dude

01:16:58.360 I was poor

01:16:59.320 I lived off of

01:17:00.420 39 cent cheeseburgers

01:17:01.680 And I was driving around

01:17:02.420 On three flat tires

01:17:03.440 I had to start on one loan

01:17:04.800 From my dad

01:17:05.420 Of a million dollars

01:17:06.380 My dad never let me shit

01:17:08.360 We're rolling in the money baby

01:17:10.120 Five dollars from Andrew Jacobs

01:17:11.540 Baby boy

01:17:12.320 Happy new year to the podcast

01:17:13.780 I'll never see a penny of that

01:17:15.080 But thank you Andrew

01:17:17.500 It's a dollar for each of us guys

01:17:19.020 Dollar for each of us

01:17:20.020 Ooh two bucks baby

01:17:22.120 Five dollars

01:17:23.740 Hello boys

01:17:24.260 What's up

01:17:24.540 This guy does the pizza art

01:17:26.060 Have you ever seen this online

01:17:27.020 Yeah he's good

01:17:28.100 Yeah

01:17:28.860 I like it

01:17:29.500 It's a strange niche

01:17:31.340 But he's in it

01:17:31.920 Yeah fucking

01:17:32.540 He's the only one

01:17:33.880 For us

01:17:34.580 Yo year of the Nephilim

01:17:36.600 Is a banger t-shirt

01:17:37.540 If that's a

01:17:38.640 It is

01:17:39.820 If we do that

01:17:40.360 Yeah that's a good idea

01:17:41.260 It's also a dangerous

01:17:42.500 Prognostication

01:17:43.320 Have your daughter

01:17:43.980 Did a black guy

01:17:45.000 Or have your grandma

01:17:46.020 Hold it while you pee

01:17:47.180 Is that

01:17:47.660 Oh have my grandma

01:17:48.360 Hold it

01:17:48.920 Hold on

01:17:49.640 Hold on

01:17:50.020 Is that always hold it

01:17:51.140 While I pee

01:17:51.540 Grandma hold it

01:17:52.620 That's true

01:17:53.380 Is it just one time

01:17:54.380 Or is it like

01:17:56.420 Every time

01:17:57.000 Is it just one black guy

01:17:58.140 Or does she like

01:17:58.720 Have to date

01:17:59.260 Also do I have to like

01:18:00.200 Exhume my grandma's

01:18:01.480 Dead body

01:18:02.060 And have her hold it

01:18:03.040 Yes

01:18:03.860 I don't care what the situation

01:18:06.740 Is the grandma's

01:18:07.660 Still the grandma

01:18:08.560 Yeah

01:18:08.960 I know

01:18:09.740 I let my daughter

01:18:10.960 Date that black guy

01:18:11.760 That just blew himself up

01:18:12.720 In New Orleans

01:18:13.460 A piece of him

01:18:15.220 I you know

01:18:16.880 Listen

01:18:17.200 He looked nice

01:18:17.820 This is we're talking about

01:18:19.180 Fucking

01:18:19.780 Yeah

01:18:20.120 He looked white

01:18:20.780 Derek

01:18:21.060 This is a Derek Brose point

01:18:22.480 Right

01:18:22.700 Where like

01:18:23.080 I'm not gonna destroy

01:18:24.340 My entire

01:18:25.060 Lineage

01:18:26.580 Yeah

01:18:26.940 My grandma can hold my dick

01:18:28.120 When I pee

01:18:28.880 I get used to it

01:18:30.660 Right

01:18:31.000 Well you're a part of the problem

01:18:33.020 By voting here

01:18:34.400 Okay

01:18:34.800 By

01:18:35.020 I voted for my grandmother

01:18:38.140 To hold my dick

01:18:39.200 Yeah

01:18:39.600 You fool top

01:18:40.480 You didn't have to choose

01:18:41.300 Either of these

01:18:41.820 These are both bad options

01:18:42.980 Clearly

01:18:43.420 That really is the lecture

01:18:46.620 That he goes on

01:18:47.400 Every day

01:18:48.180 All day

01:18:48.960 He's like

01:18:49.780 You could totally

01:18:50.480 Like not choose

01:18:51.400 And I was like

01:18:51.740 That's just a midwit answer

01:18:52.840 Like literally all I do

01:18:54.180 Did you see the tweet

01:18:55.000 I put out

01:18:55.480 Where I said

01:18:55.860 Who's

01:18:56.240 Who's more American

01:18:57.520 Elon Musk

01:18:58.800 Slash Vivek Ramaswamy

01:19:00.360 Or the FBI

01:19:01.520 And it was close

01:19:03.080 I voted for the FBI

01:19:05.020 Yeah like 40% of the people

01:19:07.700 Voted for the FBI

01:19:08.420 But like that's a great question

01:19:09.460 Right

01:19:09.680 Like we're like

01:19:10.640 Having it wide open

01:19:12.280 What do people think

01:19:13.080 I don't know

01:19:13.540 The answer is

01:19:15.740 My grandma is gonna

01:19:16.620 My grandma can jerk me off

01:19:18.180 My daughter's not dating a black guy

01:19:19.360 Get the fuck out of here

01:19:20.080 Oh god wait

01:19:20.740 Can you say that one more time

01:19:21.960 Full screen

01:19:22.360 Nope

01:19:22.720 We're not going full screen

01:19:23.680 Fuck

01:19:24.360 Well that's a lot of

01:19:26.880 Different five dollars

01:19:27.640 I can't see it

01:19:28.600 Thank you

01:19:29.240 Would Clint donate

01:19:31.260 A piece of his liver to Toad

01:19:32.580 No

01:19:32.820 Read the names

01:19:33.180 Brain bucket

01:19:34.100 Simcoe

01:19:35.340 Simcoe

01:19:35.820 Five dollars

01:19:36.880 God bless you boys

01:19:37.840 Especially you Toad

01:19:39.220 He needs God's blessing

01:19:40.100 I do need it yeah

01:19:41.200 God bless

01:19:41.860 God bless Toad's liver

01:19:43.160 Alright

01:19:43.700 Brain bucket says

01:19:44.420 Happy new year boys

01:19:45.240 Would Clint donate

01:19:45.820 A piece of his liver to Toad

01:19:46.860 No I wouldn't

01:19:47.920 But if you were compatible

01:19:49.760 You wouldn't

01:19:51.440 Wait what

01:19:51.780 If you were compatible

01:19:52.960 If you had the same blood type

01:19:54.180 And you were like

01:19:54.720 They're like hey

01:19:55.540 Do you have Toad

01:19:56.600 I'm never

01:19:57.340 I'm never donating

01:19:58.340 An organ of mine

01:19:59.320 What's your blood type Clint

01:20:00.380 It doesn't matter

01:20:01.680 I'm not giving you

01:20:02.200 What's your blood type Clint

01:20:03.900 I will say this though

01:20:05.840 Like I'll fucking

01:20:06.460 I'll kill a homeless dude

01:20:08.260 And give him your

01:20:09.260 Give you his liver

01:20:10.160 But I'm not fucking giving you

01:20:11.200 My liver

01:20:11.500 We gotta ask him his blood type

01:20:12.720 Make sure it matches

01:20:14.100 No I'm just giving you

01:20:15.340 A fucking random liver

01:20:16.140 You gotta figure it out

01:20:16.900 Alright

01:20:17.700 Mimi are laid

01:20:19.340 Mammalard are laid

01:20:20.980 Never later

01:20:21.700 What happened to the

01:20:22.260 Oigoi shirt

01:20:23.000 I don't know

01:20:23.760 Top cycle shit

01:20:25.220 You gotta get it

01:20:25.800 While it's hot

01:20:26.180 There we go

01:20:26.560 Yeah I might have

01:20:27.720 Taken it down

01:20:28.200 Go to topbox.com

01:20:28.580 Where you gotta win

01:20:29.000 Fleek of the week

01:20:29.900 Or something

01:20:30.320 Go to the tower gang thing

01:20:31.420 These are actually selling okay

01:20:33.540 I think Jose might have sold one

01:20:35.080 But that's kind of

01:20:36.220 Yeah dude

01:20:36.900 It's like

01:20:37.520 It's a fun poll

01:20:38.620 I'm gonna bring up the charts

01:20:39.840 Of how much each one sold

01:20:41.100 And then we'll

01:20:42.180 Take a look at it

01:20:42.560 That's not true

01:20:43.020 We saw a video last week

01:20:44.800 Of a guy that

01:20:45.400 Grew his foreskin

01:20:46.820 Back

01:20:47.080 So that's

01:20:47.740 100% not true

01:20:48.480 Oh yeah

01:20:48.920 That's true

01:20:49.380 Yeah guys

01:20:49.900 Buy those jerseys

01:20:51.600 Whoever has the least

01:20:52.440 Gets kicked off the show

01:20:53.520 So

01:20:54.040 That's actually a great idea

01:20:55.340 I'm down for that

01:20:57.220 People are buying toads

01:20:58.560 They like toads

01:20:59.380 Yeah I know

01:21:00.500 I'm down

01:21:01.220 Because I want to get off

01:21:01.860 Well it's hard

01:21:02.200 Because

01:21:02.400 9-11 game

01:21:03.960 9-11

01:21:05.060 Everybody likes that

01:21:06.100 Alright we got more

01:21:09.460 Super Chats

01:21:10.300 Let's see

01:21:10.900 Rich

01:21:11.900 Just make sure

01:21:13.040 Clint's

01:21:13.480 One-fifth

01:21:14.040 Goes to Laney

01:21:14.780 One dollar

01:21:17.200 Laney

01:21:17.880 It's true

01:21:20.320 Is that all of them

01:21:21.700 That was all of them

01:21:22.300 I think we missed

01:21:23.140 Riches at the end

01:21:24.040 All the money

01:21:24.780 You pours gave us

01:21:26.380 That's it

01:21:27.340 Just a couple of shekels

01:21:28.540 I guess

01:21:28.840 Okay fine

01:21:29.540 I appreciate every penny

01:21:31.680 I'll never see

01:21:33.460 Not again

01:21:34.220 No no

01:21:35.020 This is our weekly

01:21:36.440 This is what we've come to

01:21:37.400 This is the weekly

01:21:38.520 Palate cleanser here

01:21:39.800 Yeah I don't know

01:21:40.860 What she's saying

01:21:41.400 But I think it's better

01:21:42.080 That way

01:21:42.380 It's a minute 30

01:21:43.120 She's telling you

01:21:44.120 How to feed the baby

01:21:44.980 There you go

01:21:46.380 There's the baby

01:21:46.960 Toad are you waiting

01:21:47.740 You're waiting for it

01:21:48.540 Look at Toad

01:21:48.960 You fucking pervert

01:21:49.920 I want to know

01:21:50.960 I want to know

01:21:52.740 What love is

01:21:53.400 And I want you to show me

01:21:55.140 I want to know

01:21:56.140 What love is

01:21:57.140 I want to know

01:21:58.620 Yeah

01:21:59.020 How she does it

01:22:00.000 I need to be educated

01:22:00.900 She doesn't show

01:22:01.940 That's fine

01:22:02.340 Well that was our weekly

01:22:03.160 This one actually got

01:22:04.480 A ton of views

01:22:05.080 Good for her

01:22:05.540 She didn't even have

01:22:06.100 To show tits

01:22:07.540 Yeah

01:22:07.760 I bet you

01:22:09.160 If there's downvoting though

01:22:10.680 It's fucking

01:22:11.280 In the basement

01:22:12.460 They're so

01:22:13.020 Oh yeah

01:22:13.520 There's only

01:22:14.060 There's 22,000 views

01:22:15.720 And 36 upvotes

01:22:16.820 They don't show

01:22:17.280 How many down

01:22:17.860 So there's probably

01:22:18.380 Is this how Josie

01:22:19.340 Got all of her followers

01:22:20.240 Probably

01:22:20.640 Everyone's

01:22:21.900 Where are the boobs

01:22:22.960 Where are the boobs

01:22:24.120 They're all Indians

01:22:25.220 They're scrolling

01:22:26.440 Through the media tab

01:22:27.840 On Twitter

01:22:28.740 Where are the boobs

01:22:29.980 Show bobs

01:22:31.120 You think Indian people

01:22:33.180 Are like aware of this

01:22:34.200 They've got to be aware

01:22:35.080 Of course

01:22:35.940 I mean

01:22:36.500 There's a lot of them

01:22:37.500 So one of them

01:22:38.040 I'm not sure

01:22:38.440 If they are

01:22:39.000 Self-aware

01:22:39.620 I think they're too busy

01:22:41.200 Scamming all day

01:22:41.980 To actually look that up

01:22:43.000 You could literally

01:22:43.980 Type in another URL

01:22:45.140 And see complete porn

01:22:46.680 Why would you want to

01:22:47.480 Look for it on YouTube

01:22:48.400 And clearly people do

01:22:50.020 Because it's like

01:22:51.180 More taboo

01:22:52.260 Yeah

01:22:52.960 I think it is

01:22:53.920 It's like

01:22:54.440 It's like

01:22:54.740 Ooh

01:22:55.180 It's like

01:22:55.980 I found these

01:22:57.840 YouTube

01:22:58.860 This is wrong

01:22:59.960 I'm bad

01:23:01.560 No bobs

01:23:02.800 Fuck you mother guy

01:23:03.600 Fuck

01:23:03.900 This breaks the terms

01:23:05.320 Of services

01:23:06.080 Fuck you bloody

01:23:06.740 Maybe

01:23:07.280 What's amazing about Toad

01:23:08.680 Is that even though

01:23:09.580 His fucking channel

01:23:10.480 Like his show

01:23:11.320 Is on this channel

01:23:12.160 And people

01:23:12.980 People are buying

01:23:14.320 The fuck out of his jersey

01:23:15.460 Because they love him

01:23:16.580 None of them

01:23:17.880 None of them

01:23:18.900 Go and watch his show

01:23:19.760 Like

01:23:20.480 It's weird

01:23:20.980 This guy says

01:23:24.240 My wife is breastfeeding

01:23:25.340 Should I try it

01:23:26.160 I don't think the baby

01:23:27.020 Can breastfeed off of you

01:23:27.980 I don't think that's

01:23:28.780 How it works

01:23:29.420 I thought he meant

01:23:31.000 The more you know

01:23:32.640 That was the graphic

01:23:33.380 You needed the drop

01:23:34.060 Right there

01:23:34.580 Is this true

01:23:35.520 Can somebody check

01:23:36.500 Who's in Florida

01:23:37.400 I'm in Florida

01:23:38.620 I found out at 12.01

01:23:42.280 Last night

01:23:43.000 Just in the middle

01:23:44.920 He's like

01:23:45.200 What the fuck man

01:23:46.100 I'll switch my VPN

01:23:47.040 To Florida

01:23:47.600 I'll tell you

01:23:48.560 Yeah

01:23:50.820 Literally

01:23:51.520 Literally

01:23:51.880 I was just like

01:23:52.640 I was like

01:23:53.260 Oh yeah

01:23:53.820 Oh yeah

01:23:54.340 And it was like

01:23:54.880 Cool

01:23:55.280 Well I think

01:23:56.020 If I do that

01:23:56.480 And then the governor

01:23:57.500 Showed up on my screen

01:23:58.780 And was like

01:23:59.260 No

01:23:59.680 With his boots

01:24:01.180 He kicks

01:24:01.720 Put your pecker away

01:24:02.940 Put that big thing away

01:24:05.100 I'll tell you

01:24:05.940 Get off of my phone

01:24:06.720 Ron DeSantis

01:24:07.420 Yeah

01:24:09.680 No

01:24:10.960 Do not put the music back on

01:24:12.140 You know

01:24:14.460 You know

01:24:15.840 What the good thing

01:24:16.300 Is this nice

01:24:16.880 What is this

01:24:18.400 To say

01:24:18.840 Jesus

01:24:20.220 Greypilled podcast

01:24:21.800 Says I used to

01:24:22.500 Titty fuck my wife

01:24:23.280 And she would

01:24:23.620 Milk all over me

01:24:24.300 Fucking incredible

01:24:24.980 I like this guy

01:24:26.080 I'm so challenged

01:24:27.140 This guy has

01:24:28.100 Dude that's my producer

01:24:29.480 That's my already dead producer

01:24:34.140 Yeah it's Jules

01:24:34.860 It's awesome

01:24:35.540 Dude homeboy fucking rocks

01:24:37.080 Is that real?

01:24:38.440 If that's real

01:24:39.060 It's definitely real

01:24:39.920 Yeah he's got a

01:24:40.640 He's got a wife

01:24:41.280 That looks like

01:24:42.220 A man does not make up

01:24:43.700 Such a fucking awesome story

01:24:45.000 I believe it

01:24:46.840 Dude

01:24:48.720 Titty fucking

01:24:49.380 Your lactating wife

01:24:50.300 Is boss shit

01:24:51.200 It is

01:24:52.500 You used

01:24:52.880 The milk as lubrication

01:24:53.980 It's weird

01:24:54.500 I wonder if

01:24:54.900 Because remember

01:24:55.480 Remember how

01:24:55.940 Like Owen

01:24:57.160 Owen was really

01:24:58.700 Against like

01:24:59.400 Liking boobs in general

01:25:02.420 Right

01:25:02.700 He was like

01:25:03.260 Really against that

01:25:04.720 Owen no

01:25:05.680 He was against

01:25:06.180 The degeneracy

01:25:06.880 That you guys partake in

01:25:08.060 What about it

01:25:08.700 Literally he was saying

01:25:09.820 Like if you like

01:25:10.500 This is a beautiful thing

01:25:11.440 That god created

01:25:12.280 And you guys

01:25:13.080 Have fucked this up

01:25:14.040 Yeah he was like

01:25:14.740 He was looking at

01:25:15.500 Titties he didn't like

01:25:16.140 So I wonder

01:25:16.860 How he feels about this

01:25:17.760 It's natural though

01:25:18.180 What the fuck

01:25:18.680 Well here's one thing

01:25:22.080 I can tell you

01:25:22.540 We didn't hit our groove

01:25:23.800 During the main show

01:25:25.140 Which means

01:25:25.780 As it always does

01:25:26.740 That the Patreon

01:25:28.000 Penthouse version

01:25:28.840 Will be the best aspect

01:25:30.200 Of tonight's show

01:25:31.120 Happy new year

01:25:32.360 Thank you for tuning in

01:25:33.420 We love you very much

01:25:34.440 Continue to send money

01:25:35.320 Of which I will never

01:25:36.220 See a cent of

01:25:36.920 That's it

01:25:38.520 Love you guys

01:25:39.580 Doe shave co

01:25:40.700 I do do razors

01:25:41.640 Probably

01:25:42.020 Do we do do do

01:25:43.360 Paul

01:25:43.740 We need to find that out

01:25:45.140 We've been doing this

01:25:46.200 Every episode

01:25:46.880 Fucking

01:25:47.200 No

01:25:47.740 We're not doing it

01:25:48.320 Do you have any

01:25:48.780 Do you have any plugs

01:25:49.420 Toad

01:25:49.720 What are you doing

01:25:50.600 For now it's better off

01:25:53.000 Dead

01:25:53.260 It's the Tower Power Hour

01:25:55.160 Slut

01:25:55.800 Tower Power Hour

01:25:56.960 Bitch

01:25:57.420 No way Jose

01:25:58.520 Liberty Lockdown

01:26:00.100 The Tower Power Hour

01:26:01.160 Clint

01:26:01.460 Bitch

01:26:01.960 Reed

01:26:03.120 Cole

01:26:05.780 Top Lobster

01:26:07.900 And Toad

01:26:08.820 Yo

01:26:09.180 Tower Gang

01:26:10.020 Tower Gang

01:26:10.520 Tower Gang

01:26:10.760 Tower Gang

01:26:11.060 Tower Gang

01:26:11.720 Tower Gang

01:26:11.860 Tower Gang

01:26:12.640 Tower Gang

01:26:13.300 Tower Gang

01:26:13.640 Liberty Lock

01:26:14.420 Is true thing

01:26:15.280 Same with

01:26:16.040 Lobster

01:26:16.620 Cole

01:26:16.960 And

01:26:17.220 Jose

01:26:17.660 Toad

01:26:18.560 Is sick

01:26:18.980 No Way

01:26:19.420 Jose

01:26:19.940 It's the Tower

01:26:20.480 Power Hour

01:26:20.560 Slut

01:26:21.700 They made

01:26:22.100 Days pit

01:26:22.580 All his

01:26:22.960 Tower Gang

01:26:23.600 Tower

01:26:24.400 Gang

01:26:24.980 Tower Gang

01:26:25.420 Tower Gang

01:26:25.680 Tower Gang

01:26:26.220 Tower Gang

01:26:27.060 Tower Gang

01:26:28.640 They made

01:26:29.180 Day

01:26:35.880 Tower Gang

01:26:36.280 Tower Gang

01:26:36.300 Tower Gang

01:26:37.340 it's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all that

01:26:42.020 that's all folks

Tower Gang - January 02, 2025

Ep 210 - Burning Cole

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