Tower Gang - Ep 209 -Tim Infinity Pool

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00:00:26.360 Mr. President, you are very famous in India, and Mr. President, you are very famous in America.

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00:00:43.380 As much as dumb stuff as black people do, and as often as they go to prison, where do they keep coming from? 1.00

00:00:49.120 They are basically farm equipment. 1.00

00:00:50.740 That's crazy.

00:00:53.000 If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go. 1.00

00:00:55.560 Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans. 1.00

00:01:01.140 Let's go straight up to Israel. 1.00

00:01:04.900 I'm not even fucking kidding. 0.99

00:01:10.460 I go by the gut, baby. 1.00

00:01:11.840 I shoot from the hips. 1.00

00:01:12.680 I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass. 1.00

00:01:16.140 I've just only said the truth. 1.00

00:01:18.900 The next cock up is a very nice cock. 0.99

00:01:23.200 Because it would hurt. 0.99

00:01:24.380 I wouldn't be able to take it.

00:01:28.240 It's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:01:30.120 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:01:30.940 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to a new introduction to Tower Gang. 1.00

00:01:39.060 God bless Laney, and that was fire, as always.

00:01:41.580 I'm Clint Russell.

00:01:42.100 You're currently watching my other show, but you'll be here soon.

00:01:45.700 We've got Top Lobster, the progenitor of TopLobster.com.

00:01:48.400 We've got Cole, the progenitor of the Midget Wrestling Federation.

00:01:52.220 We've got Jose, the former champion of the Midget Wrestling Federation, and also the host of No Way Jose. 0.99

00:01:59.560 We've got the degenerate gambler, 40-year-old virgin, the fucking star of the show, T-O-double-D. 1.00

00:02:06.460 Just kidding. 1.00

00:02:07.440 Todd. 1.00

00:02:09.120 I won't burn that motherfucker. 1.00

00:02:11.960 By the way, we're live. 1.00

00:02:13.280 What's up?

00:02:13.880 Do you think the actual champion of the Midget Wrestling League is more famous than we are?

00:02:19.940 Oh, yeah.

00:02:20.300 I think so, too.

00:02:22.280 I think there'll be a step up if we were just like, I do a podcast called Tower Gang, and they're like, what?

00:02:26.740 And they go, I'm the Midget Champion of the world.

00:02:29.900 And they'll be like, oh, yeah, I've heard of you.

00:02:31.980 Yeah, who's the Midget? 1.00

00:02:32.760 Like, in wrestling?

00:02:33.660 I mean, I'll be honest with you. 0.95

00:02:35.300 So, the guy that does the comedy club over here, he does Midget Wrestling, and they had, like, fucking 400 people. 0.88

00:02:40.960 And they had to sell it. 0.88

00:02:41.720 We barely hit 100.

00:02:43.280 I knew it.

00:02:43.900 We had 100.

00:02:45.140 They had 400.

00:02:46.420 I think that's empirical evidence.

00:02:47.800 We are not as famous as Midget Wrestlers. 0.99

00:02:49.700 And that wasn't even the champion of the world.

00:02:52.220 We're not even as famous as just a random Midget Wrestling event.

00:02:55.760 It was all down in Florida. 1.00

00:02:58.680 Fuck. 1.00

00:02:59.300 Yeah. 1.00

00:02:59.680 The Midget, like, WrestleMania better be called small cost, though. 1.00

00:03:03.260 Although, we might have to sue them.

00:03:04.620 It should be.

00:03:05.160 Apparently, Zoe Skye, she regained the MWW Women's title in a hard-fought contest over Valentina Loka. 1.00

00:03:13.480 This is in 2022.

00:03:14.840 But the men's Midget Wrestling, the MMWL, it actually is, like, supporting the MWWL.

00:03:25.160 It's, like, the NBA to WNBA.

00:03:28.580 Like, they have to support them up. 0.84

00:03:30.340 What I'm saying here is that's the main league, Cole, and the Dwarfenators came to fucking middle-of-nowhere Florida and did more ticket sales than us. 0.76

00:03:39.000 So, yes, they were Dwarfenators. 0.99

00:03:41.040 The Dwarfenators. 0.98

00:03:41.680 The Dwarfenators. 0.98

00:03:42.840 Dude, I'm already a fan. 0.99

00:03:44.160 That's a fucking great name. 0.99

00:03:45.040 Dude, I want to become trans and join the women's midget wrestling. 0.99

00:03:50.180 Do you think that the...

00:03:52.460 Dude!

00:03:53.380 Okay.

00:03:53.880 I want to watch.

00:03:54.520 Okay, I'm into this.

00:03:55.560 I'm actually...

00:03:55.960 I take it back now.

00:03:56.500 I've seen these people before.

00:03:58.400 Like, not live, but, like, just things about it.

00:04:01.680 And they do these two numbers. 1.00

00:04:03.240 The shit does numbers. 1.00

00:04:04.280 What's up with the... 1.00

00:04:05.040 Hold up.

00:04:05.520 Hold a scroll up.

00:04:06.180 What's up with the Rastafari who's still afraid of COVID? 0.99

00:04:08.740 Dude, that's great.

00:04:09.700 The one right next to him that has a slicked-back hair.

00:04:15.040 And just, like...

00:04:16.360 That was...

00:04:16.920 It looks like Baron Corbin, but tiny.

00:04:18.840 Look here.

00:04:19.200 These are the Dwarfenators. 0.98

00:04:20.380 These are the guys.

00:04:20.940 He looks like he's in the cast of Jackass. 0.99

00:04:22.560 It's fucking cool. 0.99

00:04:23.060 I can't even see these guys. 1.00

00:04:23.900 Look, they got, like, fucking a Mexican one. 1.00

00:04:25.500 There's a black one. 1.00

00:04:26.460 There's a couple of Mexican ones.

00:04:27.680 Micro...

00:04:28.040 Do you think the podcast about the Dwarf Wrestling League is bigger than our podcast?

00:04:34.080 Oh, yeah.

00:04:34.640 For sure.

00:04:35.560 Yeah.

00:04:35.780 One of those are, like, breaking down. 0.97

00:04:36.980 They're just like, dude, Tiny Tim fucking killed it this week. 0.97

00:04:41.260 Yeah. 0.98

00:04:41.460 One of them has to be named Micro Man Randy.

00:04:45.040 Savage, right?

00:04:46.620 I have a guilty...

00:04:48.160 I have something guilty to admit.

00:04:49.680 I started listening to podcasts.

00:04:51.560 It was a wrestling podcast.

00:04:52.900 And it was a little blue guy with, like, just a hand puppet blue guy.

00:04:56.780 And he would be like, hey, guys, we're going to talk about Roman Reigns today. 0.99

00:05:00.040 And I would fucking listen to the shit out of that. 0.99

00:05:02.180 Every week I'm listening to this. 1.00

00:05:04.500 These names are awful, dude.

00:05:06.720 Rastaroo. 1.00

00:05:07.820 Can you imagine how much...

00:05:09.040 I did no seat.

00:05:09.720 That was pretty good.

00:05:10.500 I was just a wild...

00:05:11.560 Can you imagine how much Tiny Dick Pink gets? 1.00

00:05:14.580 Oh, my goodness.

00:05:14.940 Little Pecker.

00:05:16.420 Little Pecker.

00:05:18.300 King Midget.

00:05:19.020 Dude, these guys are like real-life Funko Pops. 1.00

00:05:21.720 Dude, my cock. 1.00

00:05:23.160 Hold on. 1.00

00:05:23.580 Look at Rampage. 1.00

00:05:24.320 My cock is dead. 1.00

00:05:25.900 No. 1.00

00:05:27.260 Rest in peace. 1.00

00:05:28.800 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:05:29.520 They're just dying. 1.00

00:05:30.540 For those that are listening, we're just scrolling through the lineup.

00:05:39.700 And at the bottom, two of them are dead already.

00:05:41.880 Can you click it?

00:05:42.640 Is there, like, a hyperlink to something?

00:05:45.020 I don't know.

00:05:45.720 Do we know how they died?

00:05:47.100 Can we find out how Mike Hawk died?

00:05:49.980 They drowned in two feet of water.

00:05:54.540 If you Google how Mike Hawk died, I don't think you're going to find the results that you're looking for.

00:06:00.540 How big was Mike Hawk?

00:06:02.900 I found him.

00:06:05.040 Wait, is this him?

00:06:06.380 I don't know.

00:06:08.080 I'm looking him up.

00:06:09.220 Michael Christopher Hawk?

00:06:10.060 You guys are both looking at Mike Hawk right now.

00:06:12.540 I'm looking at Mike Hawk right now, yeah?

00:06:15.300 Try the other guy.

00:06:16.580 Mike Hawk is too common of a name.

00:06:18.980 This is an obituary for a guy named Michael Hawk in 2020.

00:06:23.380 This is Mike Hawk.

00:06:24.620 There he goes. 0.99

00:06:25.920 He's in a fucking brutal match. 0.99

00:06:27.160 I think he's the guy on the floor. 1.00

00:06:28.760 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:06:29.480 Hopefully he dies right here. 1.00

00:06:31.020 Yeah, this might be his death. 0.99

00:06:33.560 Dude, he doesn't even look that tiny.

00:06:35.640 That guy's big.

00:06:36.380 Is it also midgets only in the... 0.92

00:06:38.980 These guys aren't midgets, one.

00:06:40.780 Well, you have nothing for comparison.

00:06:42.420 They're, like, all, like, around each other.

00:06:44.180 They're stomping, Cardinal. 1.00

00:06:44.680 Look at this fat black guy sitting there in the corner just fucking tired. 1.00

00:06:48.820 Look at him. 1.00

00:06:49.640 Where is he at? 1.00

00:06:51.540 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:06:51.960 This guy got to hold on. 1.00

00:06:52.680 They got a weapon.

00:06:53.620 Honestly, we should just do this. 0.98

00:06:55.160 Like, we should go see an event and just get crazy with it because this looks fucking cool. 0.85

00:06:59.480 Bro, bro.

00:06:59.520 There's an underground wrestling event that you can only get tickets to in L.A. like the

00:07:05.880 night before.

00:07:07.700 I forget the name of it, but I went there with all my buddies, and I'm telling you, it's only

00:07:12.420 two rows, two rows surrounding the entire, like, square for the wrestlers, and they jumped 0.99

00:07:17.560 into us. 0.97

00:07:18.520 It was fucking awesome. 0.99

00:07:19.980 Midget wrestling jumped jumping into you? 0.99

00:07:22.140 No, no, no.

00:07:22.600 They weren't midgets. 0.99

00:07:23.240 This was full size, and it was fucking, it was like the feeder league to the pros, but 0.99

00:07:26.420 it was amazing. 1.00

00:07:27.800 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:07:28.340 Dude, rip my cock. 1.00

00:07:29.220 He would have loved two of them. 1.00

00:07:30.860 Yo, that bitch's name is Shatayla. 1.00

00:07:33.040 Shit. 1.00

00:07:33.800 I want to know what the height cut on it is for this. 0.99

00:07:36.980 Like, could me and Toad get in this?

00:07:39.080 I know.

00:07:39.880 Dude, you guys, you, dude, Jose, you would die. 0.88

00:07:42.620 Dominate. 1.00

00:07:43.260 Fuck. 1.00

00:07:43.780 Just fucking. 1.00

00:07:44.160 Dude, you could be called the big show. 1.00

00:07:46.380 Yes.

00:07:46.920 Oh, I love that guy.

00:07:48.180 Meatball actually looks like, like.

00:07:49.480 Jose could be the big show.

00:07:51.520 What does Guapito mean?

00:07:52.520 What does Guapito mean?

00:07:54.520 Oh, yeah.

00:07:55.140 Micro Angel.

00:07:56.220 Micro Angel.

00:07:57.200 Is he like a movie?

00:07:57.820 There's no great, like, run, like, uh.

00:08:00.060 Chico Tomino.

00:08:01.780 Nice.

00:08:02.720 I dig it.

00:08:03.340 Hey, what about just Bobby?

00:08:04.760 You see the one down there?

00:08:05.640 Just Bobby?

00:08:06.500 Bobby.

00:08:06.860 The best name, dude.

00:08:08.860 Just like, yeah, I'm Dave.

00:08:11.420 Great, great name.

00:08:13.000 Oh, God.

00:08:13.560 We're going back.

00:08:14.360 We're going right.

00:08:15.440 Is this your way of saying, hey, step up the content? 0.96

00:08:17.840 Here's boobs? 1.00

00:08:18.340 No, I'm just saying, like, let's keep the conversation flowing.

00:08:21.280 I'm trying to gain the algorithm here.

00:08:23.160 Okay.

00:08:23.480 And boobies, guys. 1.00

00:08:25.460 There you go.

00:08:25.800 This is on YouTube.

00:08:26.520 You should do this on OnlyFans content.

00:08:27.500 You can see it right down to the bottom right.

00:08:29.760 It looks like.

00:08:30.700 Oh, it does say OnlyFans.

00:08:33.300 Wait, this is on YouTube?

00:08:35.040 It's on YouTube.

00:08:36.700 It's insane.

00:08:37.480 It's a clip from OnlyFans.

00:08:39.500 Dude, it's really.

00:08:41.080 We do this in every episode randomly now.

00:08:43.320 And you get to watch the episode.

00:08:44.500 And you get to find the hidden boobies in every episode.

00:08:48.580 People don't come here for degenerate content.

00:08:50.440 I really think we should get rid of this.

00:08:53.680 They don't come here. 0.99

00:08:54.600 This is not the place for degenerate content.

00:08:58.460 This is where we do wholesome things.

00:08:59.900 Wait up, guys.

00:09:00.760 Tyler, Tyler, Tyler.

00:09:02.680 We have a new format.

00:09:03.400 Don't pull that up. 0.75

00:09:04.400 The new format is we bullshit for, like, 10 to 15 to maybe 30 minutes. 0.85

00:09:08.940 Depends how long we can riff, baby. 0.64

00:09:10.520 Then we get into some content.

00:09:12.020 Then we do a laney edit.

00:09:13.120 After the laney edit, we pull up super chat.

00:09:15.080 So if you guys want to super chat us, you could send them in now.

00:09:18.000 After the laney edit, we will address them all.

00:09:20.140 All one by one.

00:09:21.120 Wait, wait.

00:09:21.560 Is the super chat, does that also include the mailbag?

00:09:24.720 Yeah.

00:09:25.040 What about the mailbag? 1.00

00:09:25.620 Just fuck those guys? 1.00

00:09:26.440 No, fuck those guys. 1.00

00:09:27.860 All right. 1.00

00:09:28.080 Yeah.

00:09:28.260 Yeah.

00:09:28.500 So that's what we do.

00:09:30.340 We go.

00:09:30.980 We riff.

00:09:31.660 And then we do mailbag.

00:09:33.340 And then we do.

00:09:33.880 And then laney edit.

00:09:34.440 Okay.

00:09:35.200 So that's what we've been doing the entire show.

00:09:38.080 No, but no, no.

00:09:38.740 But this is a definite.

00:09:39.540 No, we're adding super chats.

00:09:40.460 Here's the thing.

00:09:41.100 You have to look.

00:09:41.640 These people are like children.

00:09:42.760 They come here.

00:09:43.360 They're looking for our guidance. 1.00

00:09:44.480 They're retarded. 1.00

00:09:45.180 Children do really well. 1.00

00:09:46.260 I'm seeing the thumb.

00:09:47.000 Hold on.

00:09:47.380 Hold on.

00:09:47.900 I'm seeing the thumb down the bottom.

00:09:49.160 She took out the other tit.

00:09:50.520 She took it.

00:09:52.200 Oh, my God.

00:09:53.040 Both out for no reason.

00:09:56.120 I'm not complaining.

00:09:58.160 It's such a scam. 1.00

00:10:00.340 It's such a fucking workaround. 1.00

00:10:01.860 I can't believe that that's permitted. 0.99

00:10:04.980 I love it, dude.

00:10:06.160 I'm actually offended.

00:10:06.940 We can literally do this where we go, ha-ha boobs, ha-ha boobs, ha-ha boobs.

00:10:11.380 And it's like, well, technically, they're fine.

00:10:13.340 It's educational.

00:10:13.980 The reason is that I'm going to.

00:10:15.980 You can't keep getting away with it.

00:10:20.500 Clint, I'm going to break it down for why this is legal on YouTube.

00:10:23.960 It's because YouTube has already imported all the Jeets to do their software and all their ad moderation.

00:10:30.900 And all their moderation.

00:10:32.220 You're taking over.

00:10:32.960 And the Jeets love the booba. 1.00

00:10:34.220 Look at the fucking thumbnail on this. 0.99

00:10:35.960 It's the thumbnail. 1.00

00:10:36.980 It's disrespectful. 0.88

00:10:37.820 She has her both titties out in the thumbnail with the fake baby. 0.99

00:10:41.600 And one of them's squeezing them together.

00:10:43.980 On YouTube, you have breastfeed.

00:10:45.360 You're a new breastfeed tutorial. 1.00

00:10:47.240 How does that only have 590,000?

00:10:49.220 Oh, no, 590,000.

00:10:50.800 Never mind.

00:10:51.140 You have 590,000.

00:10:52.500 This one here.

00:10:53.280 Look at this.

00:10:53.740 Oh, actually, this is a pretty good one, too. 0.98

00:10:55.200 I mean, this is just porn. 0.98

00:10:56.860 That's a real kid. 1.00

00:10:57.760 Fuck. 1.00

00:10:58.300 Yeah, that was a real kid. 1.00

00:10:59.400 That was probably like a...

00:11:00.760 That's a real kid, too.

00:11:02.040 Oh, God. 1.00

00:11:03.500 Now we find the real shit. 1.00

00:11:04.980 We got to eat it out. 1.00

00:11:06.920 That's the real educational shit. 1.00

00:11:09.160 That's Toad. 1.00

00:11:09.980 Hold on.

00:11:10.380 Just go back to the thumbnail.

00:11:11.380 Go back to the thumbnail.

00:11:12.600 I love learning.

00:11:13.120 Oh, get out of here. 1.00

00:11:13.700 Oh, no.

00:11:14.220 Get out of here.

00:11:14.680 No, no.

00:11:15.060 We have to see it.

00:11:15.820 You have to see it.

00:11:16.160 I know.

00:11:16.480 It starts right in here.

00:11:17.480 Oh, my God.

00:11:18.780 This is horrible.

00:11:19.760 Can you imagine not seeing the thumbnail and being like, hell, yeah, I'm getting ready to see these 0.98

00:11:23.260 titties. 1.00

00:11:23.720 And then that big bitch pops them out. 1.00

00:11:25.280 Look at the thumbnail. 0.99

00:11:29.400 The thumbnail is just like, it's like they could have chosen a better angle.

00:11:34.120 I'm saying that's Toad right there on the right.

00:11:37.520 The baby.

00:11:38.280 That's just Toad whenever he sees one doing that. 0.66

00:11:41.120 That's just Toad. 0.99

00:11:41.340 I'm bald. 0.80

00:11:42.180 I'm fat. 0.90

00:11:43.700 Staring. 0.99

00:11:44.580 You know how fucking insulting it is that I have done so many shows. 0.98

00:11:50.400 So many shows. 0.97

00:11:51.040 I have never come close to getting as many views on that one I have.

00:11:55.720 But any of the 100K plus ones, I've never come close.

00:11:59.540 How many views does this have?

00:12:00.400 This has 20 million. 1.00

00:12:03.200 Damn, son. 1.00

00:12:03.860 Okay. 1.00

00:12:04.220 That's a lot of views.

00:12:05.340 Cole's right, though.

00:12:05.920 They should do a fake out. 0.99

00:12:07.000 That's for fat titties. 1.00

00:12:08.320 They show that chick in the thumbnail. 0.99

00:12:10.240 They show like the hotter chick in the thumbnail.

00:12:12.260 She turns out to be the instructor. 0.99

00:12:14.040 And they switch over to like the ugly chick. 1.00

00:12:15.980 And it's her titties in the video. 0.99

00:12:17.200 I wonder if there's a group chat. 0.91

00:12:19.660 One million views. 1.00

00:12:21.540 Ellie Breastfeeding is the fucking account name. 1.00

00:12:24.440 All right. 1.00

00:12:24.640 Let's see her fucking whole account. 1.00

00:12:26.360 31,000. 0.99

00:12:27.660 And how many videos do you got?

00:12:29.820 Two videos.

00:12:30.920 Yeah, she got nuked. 1.00

00:12:31.680 One million fucking views. 1.00

00:12:33.100 I'm one of her subscribers. 1.00

00:12:34.340 She got nuked.

00:12:36.760 Do you actually know?

00:12:37.960 Are you serious?

00:12:39.760 No.

00:12:40.120 She probably is.

00:12:40.700 She's serious.

00:12:41.260 God, I can't believe you do this.

00:12:43.060 You're so strange.

00:12:44.320 Wait, are you serious?

00:12:46.020 Yeah.

00:12:46.320 How much...

00:12:47.520 She got nuked from what?

00:12:48.740 Twitter?

00:12:49.500 Wait, so what's her name? 1.00

00:12:50.080 You're fucking lying. 1.00

00:12:50.720 Stop fucking lying. 1.00

00:12:52.280 Ellie Breastfeeding? 1.00

00:12:53.360 Yeah.

00:12:53.700 YouTube.

00:12:53.980 And you are a supporter of her content.

00:12:57.000 Is that what you're saying?

00:12:57.780 No, I just subscribe to her channel.

00:13:00.760 Oh.

00:13:01.800 It's like free?

00:13:02.920 Bring it up right now.

00:13:04.040 Bring it up right now.

00:13:04.720 It's like a free OnlyFans thing?

00:13:06.120 No, I just click the button.

00:13:08.000 Well, I don't know. 1.00

00:13:08.780 I don't know how OnlyFans work, you fucking sicko. 0.99

00:13:11.220 How does she get suspended from OnlyFans? 1.00

00:13:13.900 No, not from OnlyFans.

00:13:15.080 It's from YouTube.

00:13:16.320 Oh, but here she is on YouTube right here.

00:13:18.100 And that's why there's been no additional new content.

00:13:19.160 She has a YouTube.

00:13:19.940 That's why all of her videos are gone.

00:13:21.980 That's what he's saying.

00:13:22.560 Oh, she used to have a lot.

00:13:24.420 Yeah.

00:13:25.140 She's like tower gang. 1.00

00:13:26.260 She's like your girl.

00:13:27.040 Here's what's more interesting to me is... 1.00

00:13:29.520 You're sick. 0.73

00:13:29.940 What are the dong videos that are made that are educational that can be shown full on? 1.00

00:13:35.040 Do you think if we could Clint and he got to just like move a baby doll around his penis 0.98

00:13:39.360 if that would like then pass the censors? 0.99

00:13:41.740 It's probably a video of like...

00:13:43.500 I have a feeling that would get me banned quite a bit faster.

00:13:45.720 I bet you if we... 0.99

00:13:46.740 Go on the dong fucking educational video. 0.99

00:13:48.960 No, if we looked for... 1.00

00:13:50.120 Clint, if you were like, this is how you check your dick for herpes and then you just like 1.00

00:13:53.380 showed your dick like underneath, look at the top, all clean, no herpes, next video. 1.00

00:13:58.840 And every day you fucking post, checking my dick for herpes again. 1.00

00:14:01.740 You can never be too safe. 1.00

00:14:05.280 It's day 365.

00:14:07.620 You always have a ruler set up beside it. 0.71

00:14:09.640 You like pull back your foreskin. 0.99

00:14:10.000 You have a ruler set up beside it and you're just always just like still the same fucking 0.99

00:14:15.220 huge size too. 0.99

00:14:17.300 Video on how to cum. 0.99

00:14:18.880 No, I think there are instructional videos on how to masturbate, I think. 0.99

00:14:22.700 I could be wrong. 0.89

00:14:23.720 Oh, I could make money off of that?

00:14:25.820 I thought we did a bit on this before, but maybe not.

00:14:28.140 Oh my God. 1.00

00:14:28.480 But maybe if you put how to check your dick for cancer, but it's just you jerking it. 1.00

00:14:31.940 So it looks like you're like, you're like, this is how you, you got to just feel it as 0.99

00:14:35.020 you go and see if you don't feel for any bumps.

00:14:37.420 And we do, that would do numbers. 0.98

00:14:38.840 The dick is you whack because that way you can feel where the bumps actually are. 0.99

00:14:41.920 Well, there was always, there was, I think we talked about the, uh, the butthole, um, 0.99

00:14:46.640 like shaving videos. 0.95

00:14:48.160 Yes.

00:14:48.280 Because those are weird.

00:14:49.100 Okay, yes.

00:14:49.700 That's horrible.

00:14:50.580 We talked about rumors. 0.97

00:14:51.580 There's a loophole for butthole shaving? 1.00

00:14:53.120 Are you kidding? 1.00

00:14:53.420 No, there's a guy putting nare on his asshole. 1.00

00:14:56.240 It's the butthole loophole. 1.00

00:14:57.300 Yeah.

00:14:57.420 Uh, Toad, Toad, you can watch buttholes on YouTube.

00:14:59.860 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:15:00.460 Do me a favor, unplug your mic, plug your mic back in, Toad, please.

00:15:03.760 Why, what did I do?

00:15:04.680 Plug it out and plug it back in over and over and just keep.

00:15:07.220 Yeah, but like video it and do it slowly and then post, this is how I master it.

00:15:10.020 Lick it, lick the tip of it. 0.68

00:15:11.660 Yeah.

00:15:11.900 Yeah, I know they did the bit on the buttholes, but I'm confused like if there is an actual

00:15:15.780 like, and I remember them saying, oh my God, it's, it's, it's a real thing.

00:15:21.440 Yeah, it's a real thing.

00:15:22.160 You're going to hear this though.

00:15:23.880 Oh God.

00:15:24.540 Oh my God.

00:15:26.620 Oh my God.

00:15:27.620 I was not ready for that. 1.00

00:15:31.720 What the fuck? 1.00

00:15:33.740 That's the one. 1.00

00:15:34.340 That's the one.

00:15:34.620 Oh my God.

00:15:35.300 You can do anything.

00:15:37.420 No, not that one.

00:15:37.900 It's the Asian dude.

00:15:38.520 It's the Asian dude right there.

00:15:39.040 I don't want to see this.

00:15:40.080 It's 11 minutes.

00:15:40.660 It's that guy.

00:15:41.360 It's literally that guy. 1.00

00:15:42.460 How to shave your butt with a facial razor. 0.99

00:15:46.200 Full playlist. 0.99

00:15:47.260 Full playlist.

00:15:48.220 Dude, it's like, I swear we could just play these sort of loopholes in the background.

00:15:51.320 9.3 million views?

00:15:53.140 I can't believe I could just do this and make money, dude.

00:15:55.540 How to manscape.

00:15:56.520 Toad's manscaping. 1.00

00:15:58.280 This dude's showing his dick and shaving it? 1.00

00:16:00.060 Toad, Toad, if you had a, like, this is, Toad, this would be great. 1.00

00:16:03.420 With visuals. 1.00

00:16:03.820 They have, like, penis balls, butt cracking pits. 1.00

00:16:06.680 You know how they have fusion, like, fusion food. 0.99

00:16:09.780 Like, you can have, like, Asian, like, barbecue and stuff like that.

00:16:13.440 Yeah.

00:16:13.920 Toad needs to have a fusion.

00:16:15.560 Oh my God.

00:16:18.680 Toad needs to have a fusion YouTube that is hot sauce and manscaping.

00:16:24.740 I don't have, like, a typical manly, like, super hairy chest. 0.83

00:16:26.800 I do have, like, a zit here.

00:16:27.800 Are we still sponsored by Nadeau?

00:16:28.440 Because this would be a great time for that.

00:16:30.940 Look at that one long hair. 1.00

00:16:32.720 Here, I do have very hairy nipples. 0.99

00:16:36.480 And here's the thing. 0.94

00:16:37.820 Like, I have tried creams.

00:16:39.700 Oh, I thought it was actually his.

00:16:41.080 I thought it was.

00:16:41.580 I used, like, a razor.

00:16:42.820 In the wild.

00:16:43.560 To, like, kind of shave these areas when I was seeing somebody.

00:16:47.840 And I wanted to be, like, fully, fully hairless.

00:16:49.740 Oh, wait, wait.

00:16:50.220 Here's that spot.

00:16:51.240 Don't question me.

00:16:51.860 I just go like this.

00:16:53.700 And then I go like that with my other finger.

00:16:55.380 Like, I put, like, my middle finger, like, above my index after grabbing it.

00:16:59.460 No.

00:16:59.860 And I literally just grab it.

00:17:01.040 Technically, you know how to pull a hair. 0.99

00:17:02.260 Okay, that's how you do it.

00:17:03.420 That makes a lot more sense.

00:17:04.440 Because whenever you're just trying to squeeze like that, you get some leverage and some

00:17:08.220 tension to hold it in there, you know?

00:17:10.080 Yeah. 0.99

00:17:10.640 Yeah, most people don't have fucking nipple hairs long enough to do that. 1.00

00:17:13.740 I do. 0.99

00:17:14.340 I legitimately do. 0.78

00:17:15.240 I actually play with my nipple hair.

00:17:17.240 What are you talking about? 0.97

00:17:18.700 I am begging you to take this down.

00:17:20.520 I'm begging you.

00:17:21.180 Take it down.

00:17:22.080 Wait, I want to see what happened here.

00:17:23.280 There's the most replayed right here. 0.99

00:17:24.420 Do you have hairless nipples, Clint? 0.99

00:17:25.960 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 0.99

00:17:27.280 No, I have hair, but just.

00:17:29.180 Is he pulling?

00:17:30.140 He's pulling a pube hair.

00:17:31.640 No.

00:17:32.500 Oh, my God.

00:17:33.160 I think he's pulling a pube hair.

00:17:34.260 I'm going to get it.

00:17:36.080 He's not showing it, though, so we don't know how he's doing it. 0.99

00:17:39.060 What the fuck is he doing? 0.99

00:17:40.180 He's pulling his pube. 1.00

00:17:44.640 Yo. 1.00

00:17:45.260 What the fuck was that? 0.99

00:17:47.060 I don't know, dude. 0.99

00:17:48.540 I don't know what we're even doing here anymore. 0.97

00:17:51.820 This guy, like, kind of manscapes, like I also do, and this guy is obviously gay. 0.74

00:17:57.260 And, by the way, I'm less repulsed about this than the breastfeeding videos, by the way. 0.91

00:18:01.400 This is less repulsive.

00:18:02.860 No.

00:18:03.700 No, it's less repulsive. 1.00

00:18:05.400 You're gay. 1.00

00:18:06.880 It's a very weird thing to say, Cole. 0.98

00:18:08.720 I don't even know.

00:18:09.120 I'm trying to wrap my head around it, and I just can't.

00:18:10.640 Not necessarily in, like.

00:18:11.680 I mean, they're both terrible, but, like, obviously it's not as bad.

00:18:14.300 This isn't terrible.

00:18:14.860 This is actually legit advice.

00:18:17.520 The other one is just trying, like, is just trying to get away.

00:18:21.300 It's not legit advice. 1.00

00:18:23.520 You really think a tutorial on how to pull your nipple hair, you're that fucking retard, 1.00

00:18:27.860 you need to be walked through how to pull a nipple hair. 1.00

00:18:29.380 I'm just using two pinchers.

00:18:30.800 You're just putting it in the third finger.

00:18:32.100 You just never put any salt into it whatsoever? 0.99

00:18:34.640 I think Cole is just gay. 1.00

00:18:35.740 I can't do it off. 0.99

00:18:35.800 You never stopped and thought, how could I reinvent the wheel here?

00:18:38.760 You pinch, and then you use the leverage of the top finger, and you spin.

00:18:42.940 Yeah.

00:18:47.600 See, that's what I was doing.

00:18:49.100 That's what I was doing, just the pinch.

00:18:51.500 He was adding in a third finger.

00:18:53.160 Yeah.

00:18:53.620 Leave me to the gaze to know how to add a third finger. 0.95

00:18:55.460 There you go.

00:18:58.180 That's the trick, guys.

00:18:59.460 Yeah.

00:19:00.560 Oh, man.

00:19:01.320 Oh, man. 0.92

00:19:02.280 Call it a nipple hair guillotine. 1.00

00:19:03.740 There you go. 0.99

00:19:04.020 Yeah, it's definitely not something I could jerk off.

00:19:05.520 I could podcast for a thousand years and never get as many views as a man shaping his own 1.00

00:19:09.920 asshole. 1.00

00:19:11.020 A thousand years. 1.00

00:19:12.420 That's a literal number.

00:19:13.940 A thousand years of podcasting.

00:19:15.000 Yeah, but think about the conversion rate to paying for their...

00:19:16.720 Oh, wait.

00:19:17.040 Never mind.

00:19:17.500 Clay, you've hit a million total.

00:19:19.540 We've hit a million total views, right?

00:19:21.920 For sure.

00:19:23.840 Maybe.

00:19:24.440 Maybe.

00:19:24.840 I don't know.

00:19:25.460 I had to delete my catalog when I was sitting on two strikes, so I can't tabulate.

00:19:28.900 You've been around for a while.

00:19:29.680 Oh, that's true.

00:19:30.480 I'm going to say, imagine, that would be a really funny thing to do, is start putting 0.96

00:19:35.140 out benchmarks, like mile markers of just, like, I finally got past this butthole shaving

00:19:41.860 video.

00:19:43.260 What's that, Cole?

00:19:44.560 Clint, I have two strikes on my other channel.

00:19:47.140 Should I delete the whole catalog?

00:19:48.540 What do you think?

00:19:50.140 I did because I wasn't willing to risk it. 1.00

00:19:52.860 You're a lunatic, so do whatever you want. 1.00

00:19:54.620 I don't know. 1.00

00:19:55.640 Okay.

00:19:56.020 Fair enough.

00:19:56.260 I mean, LA breastfeeding did, so... 0.79

00:19:58.900 I mean, you could also just go...

00:20:00.840 I mean, you could just chill on rumble until the strikes cool off.

00:20:04.700 I mean...

00:20:05.280 Yeah.

00:20:05.940 Oh, yeah, but I guess you could delete...

00:20:07.380 I get what you're saying. 1.00

00:20:07.980 You delete the old shit. 1.00

00:20:08.900 Yeah, never mind. 1.00

00:20:09.340 I'm retarded. 0.75

00:20:09.980 Yeah, Clint's right.

00:20:10.520 No, the reason I deleted it is because I was sitting on two strikes, and the second strike

00:20:14.200 I got was for some shit a year prior after I got a strike, and then I was like, oh,

00:20:18.100 they could hit me at any time with a third. 0.98

00:20:19.860 I just got rid of everything.

00:20:21.060 David, if you're watching this right now, delete everything.

00:20:23.600 Go. 1.00

00:20:23.920 Fuck it like a bomb. 1.00

00:20:26.480 Get rid of me. 1.00

00:20:28.880 They struck me for saying... 1.00

00:20:31.440 They struck me for fucking... 0.99

00:20:33.740 Matt Reif came on, and he said that ionized water is okay sometimes. 0.99

00:20:38.560 Yeah.

00:20:38.780 It says it cures cancer.

00:20:39.920 Like, what?

00:20:42.420 He's like, everybody knows it does, so...

00:20:44.880 What are they banning our natural medicines so they can push theirs?

00:20:47.420 Like, what's going on?

00:20:48.140 Maybe if Suja Wojcicki would have drank some ionized water, she wouldn't have died of cancer, 1.00

00:20:52.260 and her fucking son wouldn't have died of whatever fucking bullshit he was doing. 1.00

00:20:55.000 I'm just saying what's up here. 1.00

00:20:55.920 Why don't you...

00:20:56.400 Cry me a river about that.

00:20:58.040 Cry me a river.

00:20:59.300 I don't care.

00:21:02.120 Why do I need ionized water if the rifle machine cures everything else?

00:21:06.400 Like, is the rifle machine not good enough?

00:21:08.380 We were just talking about it.

00:21:09.640 We were just talking about ionized...

00:21:10.780 It was just supplemental.

00:21:11.900 It's just like a...

00:21:12.920 We said, like, some people do this. 0.87

00:21:15.140 And they were like, no, too fucking far. 0.73

00:21:16.920 Some people do things. 0.96

00:21:19.140 I smoke cigarettes all day just because I have the rifle machine, so I know I can cure

00:21:23.700 my cancer, so...

00:21:25.140 Smoking crack in front of the rifle machine as it's playing.

00:21:28.480 I don't even get high anymore.

00:21:31.040 The rifle machine just wipes it out right away.

00:21:33.220 The rifle machine actually makes me four words.

00:21:35.340 Can we do something like that where we try doing crazy...

00:21:39.640 Just like doing cocaine with a rifle machine.

00:21:43.820 It's scientific.

00:21:44.580 It's scientific.

00:21:46.020 Tonight, we're going to try doing cocaine with a rifle machine.

00:21:49.500 Black tar heroin.

00:21:50.580 I wonder if you two...

00:21:51.580 You two might allow it because we can say it's educational. 1.00

00:21:55.460 Shaving your butthole with a rifle machine. 1.00

00:21:57.500 Fuck you two. 1.00

00:22:05.320 I fucking can't stand those fucking... 1.00

00:22:07.500 How long have you been playing the abo music? 1.00

00:22:10.260 We're supposed to be doing fucking tricks. 0.99

00:22:11.220 I'm too long. 1.00

00:22:11.540 I'm not even into watching chicks shave. 1.00

00:22:14.300 Mark Vestibule is giving us the wholesome Christmas content here with what does Mrs. 1.00

00:22:21.820 Claus cunt smell like? 1.00

00:22:23.380 Candy cane and gummy bears. 1.00

00:22:25.240 Rotten milk.

00:22:26.560 Wait, gummy bears?

00:22:28.080 Wait, so you think...

00:22:28.700 Eggnog, obviously. 1.00

00:22:29.820 You think her pussy smells bad enough that Santa's got to use the coal technique? 1.00

00:22:34.060 Is that what we're saying? 1.00

00:22:34.920 Reindeer dick. 0.99

00:22:36.680 No. 0.99

00:22:40.040 Well, I mean, if Santa Claus is eating her out, it's going to be cookies and milk, right?

00:22:44.620 Yeah, it could be.

00:22:45.500 I say it tastes like spiced apple cider.

00:22:47.780 Hold on. 1.00

00:22:48.120 Does pussy taste like... 1.00

00:22:49.440 I wouldn't be that bad. 1.00

00:22:50.620 Hold on. 1.00

00:22:51.020 Does pussy smell like what eats... 1.00

00:22:53.500 Like, if you eat your girl's pussy a lot, does her pussy start smelling like your breath? 1.00

00:22:57.900 Is that how this works? 1.00

00:22:58.000 Yeah, I think it starts taking on your...

00:22:59.540 I don't know.

00:23:00.100 I don't think it works like that. 1.00

00:23:01.400 If your girl's pussy doesn't smell like your breath, you're not doing it enough. 1.00

00:23:05.760 It's a problem. 1.00

00:23:06.300 Or your breath smells like her pussy. 1.00

00:23:08.140 You need to conquer... 1.00

00:23:09.520 You need to conquer her pussy. 1.00

00:23:10.700 Imagine going down to your... 1.00

00:23:11.640 Like, you're about to go eat...

00:23:12.880 Like, you're going down and you're like, God, I need to brush my teeth.

00:23:16.140 Like, what's that smell?

00:23:19.820 It's like...

00:23:19.840 You got to conquer it, man, to the point where it smells like your mouth.

00:23:23.000 No.

00:23:23.480 Okay.

00:23:24.100 I've been doing...

00:23:25.000 I've been doing this thing with my wife where I won't eat her out for like the last month. 0.99

00:23:29.180 And just to play with her mentally.

00:23:31.400 Yeah.

00:23:31.700 Your entire marriage.

00:23:32.600 I was like, this is how Cole does it.

00:23:33.800 And he seems happy.

00:23:34.660 Let's do it.

00:23:36.920 It's paying dividends.

00:23:37.940 Real dividends right now.

00:23:40.220 What are the dividends?

00:23:41.640 Please.

00:23:42.180 Eleverate.

00:23:42.980 Remain to be seen.

00:23:45.000 I actively... 1.00

00:23:45.980 I actively try to eat pussy and I get denied. 1.00

00:23:52.720 Cole's being forced to skip the pussy. 1.00

00:23:55.560 That's why. 1.00

00:23:56.040 I am. 0.99

00:23:56.640 I am being forced to skip the pussy. 1.00

00:23:59.500 Oh, God. 1.00

00:24:00.280 Once again, guys.

00:24:01.000 I really try.

00:24:01.620 We're in the middle of mailbag. 0.98

00:24:02.800 But if you want to talk with us after Eleni, Eddie, you can go ahead and fucking give us 0.96

00:24:07.120 a super chat. 0.94

00:24:07.680 We will be reading those later.

00:24:08.900 So go ahead.

00:24:09.440 I see there's a couple there already.

00:24:10.600 I feel like...

00:24:11.100 Are we monetized on YouTube?

00:24:13.220 No, we're not monetizing.

00:24:14.380 No, we're not monetized on YouTube.

00:24:15.500 So rumble rants.

00:24:16.440 So rumble rants.

00:24:16.840 I really think that Mrs. Clark... 0.96

00:24:18.460 Not that I can't physically...

00:24:20.620 Like I can't like...

00:24:21.620 Like I don't have the ability to.

00:24:23.040 No, you're not allowed.

00:24:23.400 I definitely have the ability to.

00:24:24.580 I'm not allowed to.

00:24:25.700 Right. 1.00

00:24:26.600 You're pussy tail. 1.00

00:24:27.340 He doesn't have the can't chromosome. 1.00

00:24:28.300 Yeah.

00:24:28.420 I know I can't.

00:24:33.200 All right.

00:24:34.620 Next question.

00:24:36.520 Next question is smoke alarm.

00:24:39.560 I guess there's a pick with this.

00:24:41.040 I don't know what this is.

00:24:42.440 All right.

00:24:42.760 Did you know Rudolph the Reindeer had a brother?

00:24:45.980 Adolf the Racist Reindeer.

00:24:47.780 Sing it. 0.96

00:24:48.100 Had a mustache under his nose.

00:24:49.600 And when he saw Jew reindeer, you could see his anger grow. 0.99

00:24:53.380 All of the Jewish reindeer stole his money with their schemes. 1.00

00:24:57.180 He watched Tom Ludic reindeer play money lenders. 0.97

00:25:01.220 You siree.

00:25:02.760 Then he noticed patterns show here and everywhere.

00:25:07.200 Adolf with his death so bright started his Reich that very night. 0.98

00:25:10.960 Hell yeah.

00:25:11.480 He built the reindeer Auschwitz. 0.62

00:25:13.200 Six million?

00:25:13.740 As he shouted out with glee.

00:25:14.820 Six million.

00:25:15.240 No more Jewish reindeer. 1.00

00:25:17.060 I'll go down to history. 0.98

00:25:19.160 Hey.

00:25:19.480 That's great.

00:25:19.920 Was that a submission from Mark Random?

00:25:23.460 Actually, fun fact.

00:25:24.980 Rudolph is based on a Jewish person, Rockefeller.

00:25:28.220 Check it out.

00:25:28.640 Go figure.

00:25:29.460 For real?

00:25:30.740 Yeah.

00:25:31.240 Interesting.

00:25:31.720 How would a reindeer be based off of Rockefeller?

00:25:34.380 It had something to do with the Great Depression.

00:25:36.740 And John Rockefeller was Jewish?

00:25:39.220 That's why all the attention is paid on his nose.

00:25:44.480 The Rockefellers commissioned Rudolph as a project from Edward Bernays.

00:25:47.940 Like, hey man, go ahead and project Rudolph.

00:25:50.940 The guy that made the sauce?

00:25:52.360 Yeah, the guy that made the sauce.

00:25:56.940 Do not laugh at him.

00:25:58.440 He was cooking that up.

00:25:59.540 Second time's the charm.

00:26:03.520 That was a pre-chat joke.

00:26:04.740 Guys, you can scan the QR code in the bottom right-hand corner, join the pre-chat and the

00:26:08.520 post-chat so you can hear Cole's bad jokes. 0.98

00:26:11.520 I'm trying to let you live a little bit, Cole, because you've been fucking stinking it up. 0.99

00:26:16.900 You haven't been showing up. 0.99

00:26:18.500 And it's been a goddamn near a year. 0.87

00:26:20.740 I missed one week. 0.94

00:26:21.000 I missed one week.

00:26:21.940 And y'all are like freaking out.

00:26:22.740 This is all you do.

00:26:25.880 What?

00:26:26.460 This is all you do.

00:26:27.980 What is all I do?

00:26:28.780 You don't have any other podcasts, so what's the excuse?

00:26:32.720 I'm still giving my all.

00:26:33.940 I get 100%.

00:26:35.000 10% pleasure.

00:26:38.340 50% pain.

00:26:40.380 100% reason of my name. 0.99

00:26:45.620 I fucking can't stand this guy. 1.00

00:26:50.700 Ah, fuck. 1.00

00:26:51.480 All right. 1.00

00:26:51.840 Next mailbag.

00:26:52.820 I guess we got one more, right?

00:26:54.300 Victor, if you had to give Toad a New Year's resolution, what would it be in a while?

00:26:57.700 Oh, this is great.

00:26:58.140 Let's just not, like, kill yourself.

00:27:02.180 No.

00:27:03.100 That's not right. 1.00

00:27:04.040 Don't skip the pussy. 1.00

00:27:05.420 Don't skip the pussy in 2025. 1.00

00:27:07.380 That's a final resolution. 0.99

00:27:08.740 Wait. 1.00

00:27:08.980 You want me to get pussy? 1.00

00:27:10.220 That's what you said? 1.00

00:27:11.200 I said don't skip the pussy in 2025. 1.00

00:27:13.180 This has been my New Year's resolution for you for three years running. 0.99

00:27:16.460 It's a double mailbag.

00:27:17.800 Clint Russell. 0.86

00:27:18.820 I think you getting laid would be a game changer.

00:27:20.480 That was my answer.

00:27:21.260 I saw the chat, and I responded right away.

00:27:23.060 All right.

00:27:24.940 Legitimately, if I was being really honest with you, start a hostile.

00:27:28.140 Hot Sauce Channel.

00:27:29.340 Legitimately, start a Hot Sauce Channel.

00:27:30.920 Hostage Channel?

00:27:32.080 You could barely say that word.

00:27:33.920 I was trying to get it.

00:27:34.820 I'm like three Cayman Jacks.

00:27:36.820 I can't have the Hot Sauce.

00:27:38.540 Hot Sauce.

00:27:39.000 Say Hot Sauce Channel.

00:27:40.500 Three times faster.

00:27:40.960 Hot Sauce Channel.

00:27:41.860 Here's my resolution. 1.00

00:27:42.900 Don't suck my dick. 1.00

00:27:43.720 Move. 1.00

00:27:45.000 My resolution is move.

00:27:47.280 I feel like that is the... 1.00

00:27:49.000 Don't skip the pussy and stop being a pussy. 1.00

00:27:52.420 My resolution to you, Toad, would be don't change at all. 1.00

00:27:57.340 You're fucking crushing it. 1.00

00:27:58.200 Well, you're killing it, bro. 1.00

00:28:01.280 No, I really do. 0.99

00:28:02.220 I think for some reason you're killing it.

00:28:05.120 You're making a turn.

00:28:06.340 This was great to see. 1.00

00:28:07.900 Forest Mommy did offer to fuck Toad. 1.00

00:28:09.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:10.180 That's gross.

00:28:10.820 Oh, yeah.

00:28:11.480 Toad.

00:28:11.660 I ratioed Tim Poole on Christmas by telling him that I'm a virgin.

00:28:15.660 Yeah.

00:28:16.120 Wild.

00:28:17.200 It was like a 6X ratio.

00:28:19.380 It was so fitting.

00:28:20.200 Yeah.

00:28:20.360 6.5 or something.

00:28:21.560 6.5X.

00:28:22.400 To be fair, everyone was showing him on that one.

00:28:25.500 And it was, I am a virgin on Christmas.

00:28:28.020 Dude, like I said, I felt like Mary.

00:28:30.440 I felt like I birthed Christ that night.

00:28:33.240 It was wild.

00:28:34.420 Okay.

00:28:35.320 Mm-hmm.

00:28:36.220 All right.

00:28:36.940 Why would you say that?

00:28:37.420 You felt like you birthed Christ because of a 6.5 ratio.

00:28:41.040 Yeah, you're acting like you're like the 300-follower dude who ratioed Elon.

00:28:44.780 I mean, you're not that.

00:28:46.440 Yeah, calm down.

00:28:47.920 It's really fun to see what Elon is doing right now.

00:28:51.140 It's wild.

00:28:53.300 I understand it.

00:28:54.380 It's kind of crazy.

00:28:55.280 Forrest Mommy's a lovely lady that's entirely out of Toad's League, but I think she's willing. 0.99

00:29:00.820 I don't think so.

00:29:01.600 Apparently she's not.

00:29:02.560 She's willing to do it, so have at it, brother.

00:29:04.780 I mean, she should be out of his league, but I think you could land it, yeah. 0.98

00:29:07.900 Yeah.

00:29:08.320 I don't think she's out of his league. 1.00

00:29:10.200 Didn't she fuck Anthony Samaroff? 1.00

00:29:12.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:12.860 Probably.

00:29:13.620 She did.

00:29:14.340 I'm taller than that guy. 0.99

00:29:16.760 That guy's disgusting, dude. 0.97

00:29:18.420 I had an interaction with him recently on Twitter. 0.99

00:29:21.880 And after the interaction, I just took a shower.

00:29:25.160 I was like, dude, that was gross.

00:29:30.300 I don't think she's out of your league. 0.90

00:29:32.100 You could be his Eskimo, brother. 0.85

00:29:33.340 How cool would that be?

00:29:33.840 See, what's funny is Top has dealt with a billion Pajits on Twitter and hasn't taken a shower afterwards.

00:29:40.120 That's how bad Anthony Samaroff is.

00:29:41.760 It's the greasiness of him. 1.00

00:29:43.220 It's like the Pajits have this distinct shit smell. 1.00

00:29:45.700 I'm like, I could probably wipe that off. 1.00

00:29:47.480 But this guy.

00:29:48.260 The power of a billion Pajits.

00:29:50.320 Anthony Samaroff is also the one who spread the COVID portless strain in 2021 or whatever he got everybody infected with.

00:29:59.120 Oh, man.

00:29:59.940 Look at this.

00:30:00.460 Jack, I watched Toad's Gambling Show a few days ago in full and enjoyed it.

00:30:03.640 You're crushing it, dude.

00:30:04.700 Oh, yeah.

00:30:05.540 I'm going to say, don't change anything.

00:30:06.880 Whatever you're doing, you're on a slow up climb.

00:30:10.520 I feel like if you move, you're going to start over.

00:30:12.720 And then you're going to have to climb.

00:30:13.160 Waiting for a crack boom, yeah. 0.98

00:30:14.340 Yeah, you're already miserable. 0.98

00:30:15.400 Might as well just keep at it, man. 0.87

00:30:17.500 You'll break 1,000 views in about 52 years, dude.

00:30:21.200 I'm not even kidding.

00:30:22.400 I mean, we're joking.

00:30:23.540 But I think Toad's top's right.

00:30:25.500 You saw the reception to him on Who Are These? podcast.

00:30:29.760 And they were already talking about making a bit.

00:30:31.460 I know we've talked about the show.

00:30:32.940 And I believe, I think recently, one of them or somebody, it was like they're legitimately talking about doing it again.

00:30:38.500 And so I think, yeah, like, I mean, honestly, I think we're all uniquely positioned to do pretty well this coming year.

00:30:45.700 But Toad really is, yeah.

00:30:47.260 But Toad uniquely.

00:30:47.940 Because he's coming from zero.

00:30:50.340 So it's like.

00:30:51.260 So it's 2035.

00:30:52.020 It's Toad's year. 0.99

00:30:53.020 This nigga is going to blow up this year. 1.00

00:30:54.080 And I think legitimately he's going to blow up. 0.99

00:30:55.500 I think the petits that are all being infiltrated into Boston are actually going to, like, set off another bomb.

00:31:00.220 I think the ulcer in his stomach is going to explode and he'll blow up internally probably.

00:31:04.600 Toad, where were you during the Boston Marathon bombing?

00:31:08.500 What did you eat?

00:31:10.280 What did you eat?

00:31:11.940 I was at my parents' house when that happened.

00:31:16.340 I was working from home that particular day.

00:31:19.760 And well, actually, yeah.

00:31:21.900 Anyone who could attest to this?

00:31:23.620 I was either working from home or I was not.

00:31:25.080 Parents.

00:31:25.620 No, I was working from home because I didn't work in Boston yet.

00:31:29.340 But so I was working.

00:31:31.400 Wait.

00:31:32.160 Yes.

00:31:32.480 I was working from home because I'm trying to. 0.99

00:31:34.200 Look, I don't want the fucking details. 0.99

00:31:35.780 I want to know what you ate. 0.99

00:31:37.940 He's trying to make it up in his mind.

00:31:39.340 He's like, I ate.

00:31:40.500 Great job.

00:31:41.160 You answered every question.

00:31:43.200 You knew all the facts.

00:31:44.400 We're conditioning Toad to not take the fifth.

00:31:50.700 It was PB&J.

00:31:52.300 Really?

00:31:53.040 Yeah.

00:31:53.920 All right.

00:31:54.620 I don't think it was Albi Strong at all.

00:31:56.780 I made one in my parents' kitchen.

00:31:58.320 Yeah.

00:31:58.480 I think you made some of the high pressure rice cooker is what you made. 0.98

00:32:01.740 If you're watching, David, go to the YouTube channel and delete every fucking video we 0.98

00:32:06.640 have on the NDS YouTube channel that are after us. 1.00

00:32:09.160 These fucking Jews, they're on to me. 1.00

00:32:10.560 Defcon 5, baby. 1.00

00:32:11.340 Yeah.

00:32:11.760 No, probably good advice to do that, though.

00:32:13.360 Like now.

00:32:14.780 Yeah.

00:32:15.100 Not just like right now.

00:32:16.440 I mean, unless you're like raking revenue, which I doubt.

00:32:19.740 You're not raking any revenue.

00:32:21.040 Yeah, don't do that.

00:32:21.960 So what I did, I deleted everything and I waited until both strikes fell off and then I started

00:32:25.840 again.

00:32:26.340 I think that's what we should do.

00:32:27.300 Was there any other significant things that happened in Boston that we want to know what

00:32:32.760 Toad was doing during?

00:32:34.300 No, that's it.

00:32:35.140 I think the Boston Marathon was the most important thing to happen in Boston.

00:32:38.500 The Strangler?

00:32:39.320 The Strangler?

00:32:39.600 The Strangler, yeah.

00:32:40.460 Yeah, but that's over time.

00:32:41.660 Like you're going to ask him, what did you eat for that month?

00:32:43.960 He was a child.

00:32:45.060 I wasn't alive.

00:32:45.960 It was in the 60s.

00:32:47.760 Oh, was it?

00:32:48.320 All right.

00:32:49.540 We don't know how old you are.

00:32:50.940 Yeah, I don't know.

00:32:51.580 You could be 25 or 85.

00:32:53.640 I figured you were a toddler.

00:32:55.500 Yeah.

00:32:56.320 I guess not.

00:32:56.820 I'm not sure that I remember where I was during the Moon and Nights fiasco.

00:33:00.620 You remember that?

00:33:00.960 I feel like you're just making words up at this point.

00:33:03.260 Moon and Nights.

00:33:04.140 No, there was a bomb scare where the entire city of Boston shut down because there were

00:33:09.240 these glowing lights that were actually the Moon and Nights characters from Aqua Teen Hunger

00:33:13.560 Force.

00:33:14.000 It was to promote the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie, but nobody knew what the hell this was.

00:33:19.100 So yeah, it was in Ignaut and Ur.

00:33:20.920 Was there a melee by chance?

00:33:23.020 There might have been a melee.

00:33:26.120 Those don't happen.

00:33:27.240 Unless you've changed the definition of melee.

00:33:30.560 These lights were placed all over Boston and the entire city shut down.

00:33:35.400 These are bombs.

00:33:36.440 It was this massive...

00:33:37.360 Where were you?

00:33:37.980 What did you eat?

00:33:38.840 What did you eat?

00:33:40.320 What did you eat during the Boston Massacre?

00:33:42.000 In the 1700s?

00:33:46.500 When the Red Sox came back from 3-1 against the Yankees, where were you?

00:33:52.440 Oh, dude.

00:33:53.580 Well, so we're talking when they won Game 7?

00:33:58.560 Every game.

00:34:00.620 Did you?

00:34:01.680 It was.

00:34:02.320 That was momentum, dude.

00:34:03.380 That was crazy.

00:34:04.160 I was at my parents' house.

00:34:05.360 I was on fall breaks.

00:34:06.460 I was at my parents' house during that whole thing.

00:34:08.140 So the day that they actually won that series, the Game 7, I didn't eat anything.

00:34:14.500 Where were you during the Big Dig Tunnel collapse?

00:34:20.580 Man.

00:34:23.400 I don't remember.

00:34:25.080 I mean, I wasn't in the city.

00:34:26.640 I can't really associate that with...

00:34:28.520 I love that we're watching autism in action here.

00:34:30.940 I genuinely think he may be recalling where he was, actually.

00:34:34.780 I don't remember exactly which game was.

00:34:35.740 I can absolutely tell you that when the Red Sox won the World Series in 2004, I was back

00:34:40.040 at...

00:34:41.740 I went to Worcester Polytech.

00:34:44.400 I was back at college, and I was at the campus, and we were all watching, and I absolutely was

00:34:48.560 eating Shaq pizza.

00:34:51.040 He docks himself.

00:34:53.300 We had this pizza called a Shaq pizza that was, like, everything on it, basically.

00:34:57.860 It was, like, bacon.

00:34:58.500 What's your first and last name in your Social Security?

00:35:00.480 Frank's fries.

00:35:01.780 He docks himself.

00:35:02.960 Hold on.

00:35:03.500 Hold on.

00:35:03.980 Toad.

00:35:04.360 Toad.

00:35:04.600 I want to ask this.

00:35:06.240 After a big sport event, like, after a win, Celtic...

00:35:09.680 It could be any sport.

00:35:10.560 Celtics, Boston.

00:35:12.240 I know you're not a Patriots fan, so Colts. 0.57

00:35:14.000 Like, have you ever masturbated after a sports win because of the sports win?

00:35:20.700 Well, it depends what you mean by because of it. 0.67

00:35:24.020 Like, it happened. 0.99

00:35:25.400 You were so excited, you had to go masturbate. 0.98

00:35:28.940 Yeah, like, I had to do it to, like, wind down. 0.98

00:35:30.940 Yeah.

00:35:31.220 So, you're hanging at your mom's house, and you're like, the Red Sox come back from three

00:35:39.320 to one, and they win, and you have to go crank one out.

00:35:42.760 I bet I probably did.

00:35:44.060 I was in my room.

00:35:44.840 Nobody knew. 1.00

00:35:45.400 Yeah, you're a fucking weird dude. 1.00

00:35:47.020 Quick question for you because this is pertinent to me. 1.00

00:35:49.560 This is pertinent to me, and I'm very offended already.

00:35:52.620 Hold on.

00:35:53.820 Toad?

00:35:54.720 I was not allowed you to shave their buttholes, though. 0.79

00:35:56.960 That doesn't do anything for me.

00:35:58.540 This is an important question.

00:36:00.000 What did you eat when the Boston Celtics beat my Kobe-led Lakers?

00:36:06.400 Oh, that's a great one.

00:36:07.660 Ooh.

00:36:09.720 Man.

00:36:10.120 I was at my parents' house, for sure.

00:36:14.220 I mean, obviously...

00:36:15.460 Anything is possible!

00:36:17.080 Obviously, I'm there a lot.

00:36:19.960 Man.

00:36:21.100 I wish you had choked on whatever you ate, just so you know.

00:36:24.180 No.

00:36:25.300 No.

00:36:26.400 What was the number five hit song in 1985 on March 3rd, too?

00:36:29.740 That one might actually stop.

00:36:32.120 I think I might be stumped on that one.

00:36:34.640 I'm not sure I remember.

00:36:35.720 What?

00:36:36.300 I'm losing my mind.

00:36:37.840 Were you drinking?

00:36:39.500 Yeah.

00:36:40.060 No.

00:36:41.280 No, he was only like...

00:36:42.820 I guess he was still...

00:36:44.500 That seems like a really big day.

00:36:46.020 I feel like you don't actually have this skill.

00:36:49.020 It's huge.

00:36:50.260 I do, but I don't know.

00:36:51.660 There are certain things where it's really implanted in my memory.

00:36:54.760 There are certain periods of time where you go blank and you don't know what happened.

00:36:58.320 Other times, it's not.

00:36:59.140 You hear stories of people saying you did odd things that you don't recall doing.

00:37:04.300 Yeah.

00:37:04.820 I mean...

00:37:05.300 I mean, when the Patriots came back from down 23rd, I can tell you I was drinking that night.

00:37:10.680 I was at my friend's house and...

00:37:12.340 I know where I was at for that one.

00:37:13.920 Oh, God.

00:37:14.480 I almost turned the game off.

00:37:15.780 Sorry.

00:37:16.280 Sorry.

00:37:16.620 When I blacked out, it was three weeks later.

00:37:18.940 We definitely had pizza and I...

00:37:21.160 Yeah, I was very unhappy that night. 1.00

00:37:23.120 What were the toppings, you fucking homo? 1.00

00:37:24.840 Well, it was always a toad pizza for me. 1.00

00:37:36.820 That's always what I would get.

00:37:38.040 Like, what's that mean?

00:37:39.100 My friends actually call it the toad pizza.

00:37:41.160 It's bacon, jalapeno, and pineapple.

00:37:45.440 Oh.

00:37:46.080 Oh.

00:37:46.420 It's amazing.

00:37:47.300 Two for three.

00:37:47.880 You had me until the pineapple.

00:37:49.440 Try it.

00:37:49.980 Sounds not bad.

00:37:51.360 Try it.

00:37:51.820 Two for three.

00:37:53.140 You're wrong.

00:37:53.660 It's the perfect kind of...

00:37:54.480 It's probably great.

00:37:56.180 Okay?

00:37:56.920 Sounds pretty good, actually. 1.00

00:37:57.980 Yeah, I bet that's what you were eating when my fucking Kobe-led Lakers lost to your fucking 1.00

00:38:03.000 subpar Ray Allen fucking bullshit. 1.00

00:38:05.280 The Shaq pizza thing, you know that's a thing, an actual thing now, that the Shaq pizza thing 1.00

00:38:10.960 for, like, I think, like, Little Caesars does, like, a Shaq pizza, or, like, Domino's,

00:38:16.380 or Papa John's.

00:38:16.920 One of them, like, actually does a Shaq pizza.

00:38:18.520 Papa John's.

00:38:19.360 I'm pretty sure.

00:38:19.900 Is it Papa John's?

00:38:20.200 Yeah, but at my college, it was S-H-A-C-K.

00:38:23.560 It was the Shaq pizza, because the idea was basically, yeah, it was some student came

00:38:28.620 up with it.

00:38:28.960 I'm so distracted right now.

00:38:30.460 Like, they could just show anything on YouTube.

00:38:32.500 It was basically, like, non-surgical foreskin restoration?

00:38:35.880 No, hold on.

00:38:36.420 We need to watch this.

00:38:36.700 Oh, my God.

00:38:37.560 What does it even mean?

00:38:39.280 Journey to wholeness.

00:38:40.160 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:38:41.340 He's literally just sifting through his cock and calling it non-surgical foreskin restoration. 0.99

00:38:45.840 No! 0.95

00:38:46.420 I just want to know how many views it has.

00:38:47.880 That's all I care about.

00:38:48.820 How many views?

00:38:49.320 What?

00:38:49.920 Eight million.

00:38:51.380 Dude.

00:38:52.100 Dude.

00:38:52.980 Dude.

00:38:53.620 No, read the description.

00:38:54.800 Read the description.

00:38:55.220 Read the description. 1.00

00:38:56.200 It's such a big dick. 1.00

00:38:56.700 It's a big dick. 1.00

00:38:58.100 That would win. 0.99

00:38:58.600 Using air pressure to increase tension is an innovative idea.

00:39:02.220 Wearing it every day has increased my restoration process to help undo the desensitization and

00:39:07.000 uncomfortably tight erection caused by having a healthy, functional part of my body caught

00:39:11.480 off with my consent when I was a child. 0.77

00:39:12.900 By the way. 0.99

00:39:13.180 Just so you know, this dude stretching his fucking foreskin out does the same views as 1.00

00:39:19.580 Dave Smith on Rogan. 1.00

00:39:21.200 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:21.820 What the fuck is happening? 1.00

00:39:24.300 Hold on. 1.00

00:39:24.920 Go back up.

00:39:25.340 Because I want to tell you, so the name of the product he's using is the Xair, which

00:39:31.180 X just started doing merch.

00:39:34.080 The Everything app.

00:39:35.380 I wonder if it literally is the Everything app.

00:39:37.720 You can buy a foreskin. 0.61

00:39:39.740 You can buy your foreskin back. 0.96

00:39:41.740 Oh my God. 0.98

00:39:42.280 That's the Jewish thing in the world. 0.99

00:39:43.800 They're taking the foreskins and Elon's selling them back. 0.98

00:39:47.160 Elon Musk is giving you back your foreskin. 0.90

00:39:49.400 How about that?

00:39:50.560 Oh God.

00:39:51.280 It sounds so cool.

00:39:52.480 But at the same time, but when you know that the Jews are behind it, it makes it that much 1.00

00:39:56.700 more sinister.

00:39:57.380 Oh my God.

00:39:58.360 This is interesting.

00:40:00.160 Can we pause that?

00:40:01.140 Well, there's another product.

00:40:02.080 How bulbous that looked?

00:40:02.880 That didn't look natural at all.

00:40:04.400 It looks very bulbous.

00:40:05.060 There's another product, though, that allows you to uncircumcise yourself.

00:40:08.760 And it's more of like a like a ball, like it almost looks like beads. 1.00

00:40:12.480 And you kind of shove it into your up your ass. 0.99

00:40:14.840 We've pulled it up many moons ago. 1.00

00:40:16.600 Into your foreskin. 0.98

00:40:17.560 Yeah. 0.96

00:40:17.660 I'd rather not talk about foreskin restoration.

00:40:20.500 And it's like a it's like a weight that like pulls your foreskin back down.

00:40:25.360 TLC tugger dot com.

00:40:26.760 TLC X air tugger.

00:40:28.860 So it like gets under the flaps and pulls it down.

00:40:31.500 Essentially.

00:40:32.220 I bet you these guys, these guys would tell us that they tell us like, oh, you guys are 0.98

00:40:36.060 too offensive to fucking like to sponsor. 0.99

00:40:38.960 Oh, my God. 0.98

00:40:39.740 We could do videos of us demonstrating it for like the ads.

00:40:43.000 Quick question.

00:40:43.640 Quick question.

00:40:45.120 Legitimately.

00:40:45.700 If this thing legitimately worked, legitimately worked, would you use it?

00:40:51.700 Like they were like, it's 100 percent.

00:40:52.940 You will get your foreskin back. 0.89

00:40:54.600 No, it's too expensive. 1.00

00:40:55.540 Look at how expensive that shit. 1.00

00:40:56.240 I don't care about my foreskin. 1.00

00:40:57.500 Take out price. 0.94

00:40:58.020 Take out price.

00:40:59.000 Oh, for free?

00:40:59.580 Sure.

00:40:59.740 Like if we were sponsoring it.

00:41:00.960 Yeah, sure.

00:41:01.940 You would use it.

00:41:02.760 I think I might. 1.00

00:41:03.380 Fuck it. 1.00

00:41:03.640 I'd try it. 1.00

00:41:04.040 I don't know if I'd be consistent with it.

00:41:05.560 I'd probably do.

00:41:06.020 I don't care that much.

00:41:06.760 Would it be consistent?

00:41:07.800 Oh, my God.

00:41:08.140 You know what I mean?

00:41:08.540 Like I do it once.

00:41:09.540 It's like a ha ha.

00:41:10.320 And then like it stops.

00:41:11.040 Dude, these guys have everything in it.

00:41:12.640 Dude, the Rife machine does this. 0.82

00:41:15.120 They got a pee. 0.99

00:41:16.000 The Rife machine brings you back in your foreskin. 1.00

00:41:18.880 Yo, I vibrated my dick right back to life. 1.00

00:41:21.000 It's true. 1.00

00:41:21.480 It adds a full three inches to the length of your cock. 1.00

00:41:23.660 Like we're going to lose this episode because we're making a bunch of unfounded claims about 1.00

00:41:27.840 the Rife machine, which is really, which is really crazy because we say wild shit and 0.98

00:41:31.840 that's going to be the thing. 1.00

00:41:33.480 The Rife machine made my wife orgasm for the first time. 1.00

00:41:39.600 But did it make you orgasm for the first time? 0.89

00:41:42.480 No. 0.99

00:41:43.100 The Rife machine can't get blowjobs, unfortunately. 0.99

00:41:45.820 I'm going to come up with one of these devices on my own and have dudes like make YouTube videos 0.50

00:41:51.220 where they demonstrate it and call it the restore skin.

00:41:54.980 That's actually a good name.

00:41:56.520 That's a good name, though.

00:41:57.520 Like a lot of his stuff here.

00:41:58.620 It's a fine name.

00:41:59.300 I'm good at naming products.

00:42:00.660 I remember he's really good at naming products. 0.97

00:42:02.880 I remembered how good he is at these jokes, like with the Tim Pool shit that he did. 0.77

00:42:06.780 I'm like, this guy is on. 0.95

00:42:08.120 He said, I said, I told Tim that we'll hang out in his infinity pool, just like chill 0.91

00:42:12.560 out, stop calling me retarded. 0.78

00:42:13.900 And he goes, I prefer if it was a finite pool so that way I can get out if I wanted to. 1.00

00:42:19.480 And I was like, fucking banger. 0.99

00:42:21.640 It's a banger. 1.00

00:42:22.680 If it's an infinite pool, infinity pool, you can never get to the edge.

00:42:26.820 That's right.

00:42:27.780 It's hilarious.

00:42:28.520 I can never get away from Tim Pool.

00:42:30.400 I'm just swimming away from Tim Pool in an infinity pool.

00:42:33.480 That's what I was thinking, yeah. 0.96

00:42:35.640 I'd rather be a pool that goes on for an infinity with Tim Pool or one you can get the fuck out 0.98

00:42:39.660 of. 0.99

00:42:40.000 Easy choice.

00:42:41.900 Who wants to be in an infinite Tim Pool?

00:42:44.700 I had.

00:42:45.160 I had.

00:42:47.000 Name of the episode.

00:42:48.140 Name of the episode.

00:42:48.840 That was a double, double entendre, I think. 0.99

00:42:52.340 Damn. 1.00

00:42:54.200 Fucking killing it. 1.00

00:42:55.660 Toad with a banger. 1.00

00:42:57.840 Tim Pool, swim pool.

00:42:59.540 I had Top and David on Liberty Lockdown today, which, by the way, you guys should watch after

00:43:04.880 this.

00:43:05.240 But anyways, at the end of it, I said, or Top says to me, you know, I just want to hang 0.99

00:43:10.420 out with Tim in a fucking, in a hot tub. 0.97

00:43:12.360 And I said this, and I don't know if you believe me, Top, but this is actually true. 0.99

00:43:17.420 I did.

00:43:17.740 Yes, that was me.

00:43:19.360 I hung out in a jacuzzi on a yacht in Miami with Tim Pool.

00:43:24.280 Oh, no.

00:43:24.720 I know that.

00:43:25.400 I know that you did that.

00:43:26.160 Yeah.

00:43:26.600 Okay.

00:43:27.000 I just want to make sure you knew I wasn't just making that up.

00:43:28.900 Does he have a separate beanie for water?

00:43:31.440 He wears a water beanie.

00:43:32.540 It's like a cap.

00:43:34.500 He's got the swim beanie.

00:43:35.860 It's a swim cap.

00:43:37.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:43:37.460 Tim Infinity Pool is a fucking bag. 1.00

00:43:39.160 It's a swim beanie. 1.00

00:43:42.780 See, he'd be mad at you.

00:43:43.680 Josie was there.

00:43:44.240 She knows.

00:43:45.040 Would Tim be mad at this right now?

00:43:46.700 Would he be like, I don't like what you're saying?

00:43:48.700 This is a YouTube censor.

00:43:50.040 I think he would like all this because we've been.

00:43:51.960 I think he just hates you, Top.

00:43:53.720 Yeah.

00:43:53.960 He just doesn't like you.

00:43:55.020 I don't think he hates me.

00:43:55.720 I think he likes me.

00:43:56.560 I don't know.

00:43:56.840 I don't really care.

00:43:57.340 I think he really doesn't like you.

00:43:59.300 No, no.

00:44:00.140 He definitely doesn't like you.

00:44:01.560 Nope.

00:44:01.620 He really, really doesn't like you.

00:44:02.940 He looks like I talked to him personally. 1.00

00:44:04.900 He called you a fucking faggot. 1.00

00:44:07.400 He was that fucking nigger spick who had the fucking audacity to fucking step to me. 1.00

00:44:12.920 Who the fuck do you think I... 1.00

00:44:13.940 I called up Elon and now we're deboosting people who fucking hate you us. 1.00

00:44:17.160 No, Tim called me up and he's just like, hey, hey, you know that fucking half Mexican 1.00

00:44:21.340 that you kick it with? 1.00

00:44:22.520 He's dead to me. 0.99

00:44:23.480 And I was like, really?

00:44:24.880 No, he didn't actually...

00:44:26.400 I mean, he did say like, what's up with this?

00:44:28.840 Like, why is this happening?

00:44:30.060 What's his deal?

00:44:31.340 Yeah, but he didn't call you any names or anything like that.

00:44:34.200 I legitimately hope you just said like, well, you talked about Steven Crowder's contract

00:44:38.400 with him for two hours.

00:44:39.960 Yeah.

00:44:40.520 I was like, honestly, Tim, this is all your fault.

00:44:44.400 Top flew out to West Virginia and you made him talk about a contract for two hours.

00:44:49.840 He's holding a vendetta for the rest of his life.

00:44:52.060 You don't understand. 0.99

00:44:52.460 The tweet literally said that like, tower gang is fucking everything. 0.99

00:44:56.260 You stretched the limits of his politeness. 1.00

00:44:58.760 No, he said your gang of psychopaths, not tower gang.

00:45:02.060 It would have been funnier if he had said tower gang. 1.00

00:45:03.440 Your tower gang of psychopaths. 0.99

00:45:04.420 The crazy thing is... 1.00

00:45:05.620 He meant tower gang though and I said I don't fuck anybody. 0.99

00:45:07.760 I wish he was as good at branding. 1.00

00:45:09.200 Like, I wish he was like, as good at branding his own shit as he is mine. 1.00

00:45:13.740 Because he started off, he was like, you're just a fucking retard. 1.00

00:45:16.180 And I was like, yo, dude, my whole fan base is just dangerous retards. 1.00

00:45:19.660 I'm like, yeah. 0.91

00:45:20.340 And then he goes on.

00:45:21.320 What did he say?

00:45:21.920 He called us invalids.

00:45:23.740 And then he said... 1.00

00:45:24.660 He said you were too retarded to stop. 1.00

00:45:26.080 Your gang of psycho. 1.00

00:45:27.420 Oh, that's right. 0.99

00:45:28.020 Okay, hold on.

00:45:28.520 Time out.

00:45:28.540 I keep making fun of him and he loves it. 1.00

00:45:31.160 It was your gang of psychos are fucking like the movement or something like that. 0.99

00:45:34.900 The anti-war movement. 1.00

00:45:35.920 There we go. 1.00

00:45:36.380 And I said, no, I don't fuck anybody. 1.00

00:45:38.920 And that was the one that I 6x ratioed him on. 0.99

00:45:41.120 How great is that?

00:45:42.780 To immediately...

00:45:43.780 Within 48 hours.

00:45:46.000 I got to buy one of these two.

00:45:48.660 Top, can you make another edit that is just like...

00:45:54.620 Or some art that it's just like...

00:45:56.040 It just says Streisand effect and it's just Tim Poole's face.

00:45:59.220 And it says Streisand effect.

00:46:00.640 And I feel like that would be part of the free.

00:46:01.780 That's kind of what you did.

00:46:02.600 I mean, I'm going to sell a bunch of t-shirts, Tim.

00:46:04.660 This one is nice. 0.99

00:46:07.240 Too retarded to stop. 1.00

00:46:08.520 Honestly, might be my logo, like my motto from now on. 0.94

00:46:11.700 I was thinking like Top Lops would dare to wear, but too retarded to stop is just really... 1.00

00:46:16.480 It goes hard. 0.99

00:46:17.240 It's fucking great. 0.98

00:46:18.300 I like that. 1.00

00:46:18.880 Sick branding. 0.92

00:46:19.760 Too RTD, too stop. 0.65

00:46:21.360 That'd be great.

00:46:23.120 There you go. 1.00

00:46:24.120 You and your psycho bunch. 1.00

00:46:25.620 It's like, yeah, Top Lops and the psycho bunch. 0.99

00:46:28.360 That's the name of Targain now.

00:46:31.000 But what's so funny is that Top doesn't care about the anti-war movement. 0.99

00:46:33.960 Top doesn't care about fucking... 1.00

00:46:34.820 No, like if you watch a show, I'm talking about glassing fucking Haiti. 1.00

00:46:39.320 Honestly, let me see if I can find my Twitter. 0.98

00:46:41.980 I put up some of those signs.

00:46:43.360 Tyler, do me a favor and reapply that like.

00:46:46.980 I'd like to have 69 likes on that.

00:46:48.300 Thank you.

00:46:48.760 Yes, thank you.

00:46:49.460 No, no, because I want the 6X ratio on that.

00:46:53.140 What are you doing?

00:46:54.220 Here are the signs from a place that I'd like to glass.

00:46:56.740 This is Jamaica.

00:46:58.120 So if I can pull that up.

00:47:00.020 There you go.

00:47:00.400 Look at this.

00:47:00.820 This is what we were talking about a long time ago.

00:47:02.340 Arrive alive.

00:47:03.160 Don't drink and drive.

00:47:04.260 We have those signs in masks.

00:47:05.680 I like that.

00:47:06.080 Pull up that comment from Josie. 1.00

00:47:09.920 This has got to happen.

00:47:11.580 What?

00:47:12.240 What'd she say?

00:47:12.800 Yeah, right there.

00:47:13.760 Make that in a woman's extra small and I'll wear it on IRL and see if he notices. 1.00

00:47:17.140 Oh, God.

00:47:17.980 I can only only if you wear the one with my face on it.

00:47:21.900 Point.

00:47:22.180 Yeah.

00:47:22.780 Yeah.

00:47:23.440 You know, it's funny, too. 1.00

00:47:24.420 Like, like, just as old as your tits are out. 1.00

00:47:27.920 Just as this happened on December 25th, this happened with Tim and then his producer, my 1.00

00:47:33.100 boy fucking surge. 0.95

00:47:34.840 I had sent him shirts like a month ago. 0.99

00:47:36.540 They finally got there.

00:47:38.020 They got there the day after.

00:47:39.620 Unbelievable.

00:47:40.600 It's like if as if I planned it.

00:47:42.300 Anyway, this is Jamaica.

00:47:43.620 Arrive alive.

00:47:44.340 Don't drink and drive.

00:47:45.140 Kind of slaps.

00:47:45.800 Running the red light may put out your light.

00:47:48.400 Not so great.

00:47:49.660 Protect your head.

00:47:50.900 Don't end up dead. 1.00

00:47:52.140 Shit like this. 1.00

00:47:53.180 Banger. 1.00

00:47:53.600 And here's here's their water.

00:47:56.180 This is water.

00:47:58.660 Like, if anyone thought I was joking, I just thought about it the other day. 0.99

00:48:02.200 I Googled this shit. 0.99

00:48:03.160 That's not real. 1.00

00:48:04.240 That's not real.

00:48:04.960 I swear, one of the times when I cruised, I don't remember if it was Jamaica, one of 0.92

00:48:08.380 the island, like, fucking random places when they had water. 0.97

00:48:11.260 I was like, oh, we're not even using the hard ER on water is so fucking funny. 1.00

00:48:17.800 They don't have any signs like save your ass. 1.00

00:48:20.800 Don't sniff the gas. 0.99

00:48:21.900 They don't have that there.

00:48:23.260 No, that's an abo thing.

00:48:24.400 Abos sniff gas. 0.99

00:48:25.220 Well, I think it's just all black people. 1.00

00:48:26.320 She's in Jamaicans, not abos. 1.00

00:48:27.940 Don't get crazier.

00:48:29.180 All right. 0.98

00:48:29.520 I'm getting my black people confused.

00:48:31.680 Yeah.

00:48:31.940 Yeah.

00:48:32.260 All right.

00:48:32.720 Do you guys want to watch Eleni yet?

00:48:34.260 I have a feeling it's going to be a good one. 0.97

00:48:35.680 I sure as fuck do. 0.99

00:48:36.280 He said it's a Christmas one this week. 0.99

00:48:38.340 I'm excited.

00:48:38.880 I'm excited.

00:48:39.480 Eleni Hobbamok production.

00:48:42.360 Let's check it out.

00:48:44.240 Let's check it out.

00:48:45.220 And if like Rogan was scrolling through his feed right as that came on.

00:48:49.100 Bro, it's crazy.

00:48:49.940 Watch this. 1.00

00:48:51.220 Women are fucking stupid and nuts, right? 1.00

00:48:53.380 But like when it. 1.00

00:48:55.500 But how do they get an audience? 1.00

00:48:58.020 Like just because you're hot and you show your asshole. 1.00

00:49:00.640 I just want you to look at it. 1.00

00:49:02.380 Just for five minutes at this shit. 1.00

00:49:04.600 Look at it, Joe. 1.00

00:49:06.220 You know he likes to fucking squirt. 1.00

00:49:07.700 He's all about the squirting. 1.00

00:49:08.700 Like you know it.

00:49:09.920 You're saying Joe Rogan likes to squirt?

00:49:13.480 He's got the best trannies, Joe. 1.00

00:49:15.840 Joe, I love that.

00:49:17.860 Doesn't that make you feel good though?

00:49:19.240 Did you feel good when he did it?

00:49:22.360 Hell yeah.

00:49:24.640 Hell yeah.

00:49:25.360 This is the best song ever. 1.00

00:49:28.340 Holy fuck. 1.00

00:49:31.020 Oh my God. 1.00

00:49:33.260 You fucking great. 1.00

00:49:35.020 Oh my God. 1.00

00:49:38.080 Oh my God.

00:49:38.480 Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. 1.00

00:49:43.060 Would you rather live in a neighborhood full of pit bulls or black people? 1.00

00:49:47.040 Pit bulls for sure. 1.00

00:49:48.320 Yeah. 0.99

00:49:48.560 But black trannies though? 1.00

00:49:49.880 I go, I go pit bulls. 1.00

00:49:51.500 Why do black people be doing? 1.00

00:50:00.180 Why do black people be doing? 1.00

00:50:02.640 You can hear the tone shift in Toad's voice. 0.99

00:50:11.680 He is hard.

00:50:12.740 That's the whole point of the bit is for us to get rocked up over dudes.

00:50:16.860 What about Tim Pool?

00:50:30.400 Does anybody care?

00:50:31.600 Or anyone have thoughts at all about it?

00:50:33.580 Oh, you don't care either, right?

00:50:35.060 No. 1.00

00:50:35.300 I care more about Anne Frank's pussy. 1.00

00:50:37.520 I mean, I'm a little disappointed. 1.00

00:50:38.640 A little disappointed.

00:50:39.320 You are fake news.

00:50:40.720 Sir, can you stay categorical?

00:50:44.360 Oh, no!

00:50:47.040 Oh, no!

00:50:49.120 Is he coming or maybe not?

00:50:51.080 He said, yeah, I'll be right there, baby. 0.99

00:50:52.560 If he's getting a blowjob right now, he's definitely not coming. 0.99

00:50:54.700 No, hold on, hold on. 0.99

00:50:55.740 Hold on.

00:50:56.260 This way.

00:50:56.480 Say I love you, I meant it. 0.99

00:50:59.540 Now I know what a fool I've been. 1.00

00:51:03.460 What the fuck? 1.00

00:51:04.160 I love cleansing my palate with murder. 1.00

00:51:09.080 Last Christmas, I gave you my-

00:51:12.500 I think it's what the swastika was originally created for. 1.00

00:51:24.020 It was never created for Nazis and hating Jews and shit. 1.00

00:51:26.680 It's created specifically for retarded people. 1.00

00:51:28.580 It's like, I want retards and Nazi shit, and I want fat dudes and midgets. 1.00

00:51:32.120 It's like, next day, you gave it away. 1.00

00:51:36.460 Please see you.

00:51:38.460 To save your tears, I'll give it to someone special.

00:51:46.180 Oh, man. 1.00

00:51:47.360 Killer. 1.00

00:51:47.960 Absolutely killer.

00:51:48.640 You know what's really not good about this?

00:51:49.620 I saw Tyler's screen down the bottom there, you know, the share screen thing with the still frame of the Laney edit.

00:51:55.440 It was on one of those trannies, and I thought it was legitimately a chick. 1.00

00:52:01.240 He was hard as a rock.

00:52:02.640 I didn't even remember.

00:52:04.100 Yeah.

00:52:04.680 I didn't remember Fooled by the Same Tranny twice. 1.00

00:52:07.260 It was on one of those trannies. 1.00

00:52:09.260 How dare you. 1.00

00:52:10.000 You fucked me twice. 1.00

00:52:10.560 Damn it, Pace. 1.00

00:52:11.120 You fucked me again. 1.00

00:52:15.680 Well, it's freaking rough. 1.00

00:52:22.900 That's funny, dude.

00:52:24.500 Did we ever talk about the OnlyFans models that pretended to be trannies to- 1.00

00:52:30.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:52:30.840 We did.

00:52:31.220 Yeah, we have, yeah.

00:52:32.460 We did?

00:52:32.940 Okay.

00:52:33.140 Months ago, but yes.

00:52:34.520 I couldn't remember if we did.

00:52:35.220 Was it months ago that it happened?

00:52:36.640 I thought it just happened a couple weeks ago.

00:52:37.420 Yeah, it was definitely months ago.

00:52:38.260 It might have been like, I don't know, within the last several episodes, I would say.

00:52:42.320 Okay, maybe so.

00:52:43.220 Never mind then.

00:52:43.960 Never mind.

00:52:45.040 You've missed a lot of episodes.

00:52:46.300 It happened months ago.

00:52:46.740 I've missed one.

00:52:48.140 No, lots, lots of episodes.

00:52:49.880 This is what happens when you're out, you know?

00:52:51.360 What I love most about the Laney edits is that my memory is so fucking shot that like 0.97

00:52:55.140 every single thing that I say, and what most of you guys say too, I don't remember.

00:53:00.440 So like when it happens, I legitimately don't remember that Pitbull thing. 0.95

00:53:04.660 That's so fucking funny. 0.63

00:53:05.920 I don't remember that. 0.98

00:53:06.820 He finds commercials.

00:53:07.580 I don't remember saying the whole idea of this bit is to look at dudes and get rocked

00:53:12.400 up, and it's like, that's so funny, and I don't even remember saying it.

00:53:16.000 It's just amazing. 0.93

00:53:16.800 He found this shit about like Joe Rogan that we did. 0.98

00:53:18.940 I don't even know when that happened. 0.97

00:53:20.220 I don't remember that at all.

00:53:22.200 I think that was multiple episodes ago, yeah.

00:53:24.420 Yeah.

00:53:24.600 No, that was like scores of episodes ago.

00:53:27.100 Yeah, scores.

00:53:27.740 That was like a year ago.

00:53:28.540 Scores.

00:53:28.900 It was so funny, though, to have Theo Vaughn watching it and be like, I like that.

00:53:36.300 Amazing.

00:53:36.820 Honestly, I think he would.

00:53:37.980 I really do.

00:53:39.160 Oh, Theo Vaughn would love us.

00:53:40.800 You have no idea how much Theo Vaughn would love us.

00:53:42.080 Oh my God.

00:53:42.560 We'd vibe so hard.

00:53:43.840 I want him on the show.

00:53:44.960 We would be best friends instantaneously.

00:53:47.180 Because he's like the mischievous.

00:53:48.200 Yeah, he's the mischievous, wholesome side of us.

00:53:51.560 That's what he is.

00:53:52.600 He's the one that kind of like, was it not Holocaust Anile? 0.94

00:53:57.340 But like he was just like.

00:53:58.200 Yeah, he's not that cool.

00:53:58.840 Was it Holocaust Anile that he did? 0.79

00:54:00.060 He was like.

00:54:00.840 Pretty much.

00:54:01.860 Lately questioning the Holocaust.

00:54:06.300 He's done it like 10 times, too, over the past year.

00:54:09.780 So, yeah.

00:54:11.660 Dude, that's a good shot.

00:54:12.500 What if I say 5,999?

00:54:14.760 He does a lot of shows with Down Syndrome, people.

00:54:16.860 Like we could definitely, we can get on his show.

00:54:19.660 We are his people.

00:54:21.060 Yeah.

00:54:21.640 We're the Downs people.

00:54:22.660 Is that the shield, too?

00:54:24.340 Is that the Jew shield? 1.00

00:54:25.560 Is like fucking Down Syndrome stuff? 1.00

00:54:27.160 Is that the Jew shield? 1.00

00:54:28.300 I think his charming country accent is the Jew shield. 1.00

00:54:31.400 Because he plays off like.

00:54:32.660 He's like, can you believe 6 million?

00:54:34.820 That was a crazy number.

00:54:35.980 That's what they told me when I was in school.

00:54:38.340 And by the way, I had this kid in my town.

00:54:40.740 Used to take a pipe to his throat.

00:54:42.820 We used to call him throat pipe. 1.00

00:54:43.980 And you'd like, it just, it just, it just smooths over all the other crazy shit he says. 1.00

00:54:47.980 Oh, no, there's that tranny down there. 1.00

00:54:49.540 I keep thinking it's a chick. 0.98

00:54:51.360 It's hard.

00:54:52.660 Wait, what'd you say?

00:54:53.560 So.

00:54:54.760 And if like, Rogan was scrolling through his feed, right as that came up. 0.99

00:54:58.300 Oh, damn it. 0.92

00:54:58.800 I was just trying to see the thumbnail. 0.99

00:55:01.700 I see the thumbnail.

00:55:02.760 I can't see the.

00:55:04.320 Oh, because.

00:55:04.780 I mean, it kind of does look like a chick. 0.98

00:55:06.380 But I don't see the thumbnail that's like this fucking big. 0.93

00:55:09.200 I would instantly get along with Joe Rogan, but I would become best friends with Theo Vaughn. 0.94

00:55:14.660 I feel it.

00:55:15.360 Theo Vaughn.

00:55:16.580 When I saw him, I saw him do stand up once.

00:55:19.000 And it was like maybe a year and a half ago.

00:55:20.380 It was one of the best shows I've ever seen.

00:55:21.860 I don't think, dude, I saw him.

00:55:23.080 Rogan would like him.

00:55:23.600 It's so good.

00:55:24.140 I saw, I saw Theo Vaughn right.

00:55:25.580 Yeah.

00:55:25.820 No, Rogan would hate you.

00:55:26.900 I saw Theo Vaughn right, right before he blew up.

00:55:30.420 And he, like, he had been on Rogan, but he wasn't like crushing, crushing yet.

00:55:33.980 But I saw him at the L.A. Comedy Store.

00:55:36.740 One of the, maybe the best set I've ever seen live. 0.99

00:55:38.680 It was so fucking good.

00:55:39.760 It was only 15 or 20 minutes because it was one of the Wednesday nights where they just 0.98

00:55:43.060 bring 50 comics through.

00:55:44.540 Every 20 minutes they bring in a new one.

00:55:46.100 He was so good.

00:55:47.160 Him and, and honestly, Burt Kreischer crushed that night.

00:55:51.460 And Shane Gillis, Shane, no, I'm serious.

00:55:53.760 And, and Shane Gillis, who I had never even heard of.

00:55:57.080 He was unbelievable. 0.96

00:55:58.840 Yeah, he crushed so fucking good. 0.97

00:55:59.620 You know, I saw Shane Gillis. 0.95

00:56:01.460 And he was, he was amazing too.

00:56:03.360 Great.

00:56:03.480 No, but imagine, imagine you had never even heard of Shane Gillis.

00:56:07.120 Yeah. 1.00

00:56:07.320 And he just gets up on stage and you're like, who the fuck is this retard? 1.00

00:56:10.460 He's unbelievably funny. 1.00

00:56:12.060 Well.

00:56:12.080 Yeah.

00:56:12.680 Next week.

00:56:13.060 The thing about Louis J. Goma is, is apparently our, uh, one of our things is going around

00:56:17.440 up there.

00:56:18.860 Ooh.

00:56:19.240 Oh, Jesus.

00:56:21.900 Yeah, I guess we should, we should.

00:56:23.400 All right.

00:56:23.680 I want to see that one.

00:56:24.840 I want to see that one.

00:56:25.420 This is a great palate cleanser.

00:56:26.520 Is it Down Syndrome, boo?

00:56:27.480 Does she have Downs? 0.98

00:56:28.580 Yeah.

00:56:29.300 I don't know what she's doing.

00:56:30.140 By the way, uh, she's just playing in the room.

00:56:31.160 She's going to Louis.

00:56:31.820 I'm seeing Big J.

00:56:33.000 Uh, tomorrow.

00:56:33.600 Wall-eyed.

00:56:34.420 Big J.

00:56:35.060 Tomorrow night.

00:56:35.600 I'm going to be there.

00:56:36.240 Oh, there she goes. 0.94

00:56:37.100 They're about to do it.

00:56:38.960 Got it.

00:56:40.560 This is weird.

00:56:41.860 This is a weird one.

00:56:43.080 Yeah.

00:56:43.260 This reminds me of that, like, Lean On Me music video.

00:56:45.620 Lean on.

00:56:46.760 You know, the weird, like.

00:56:48.640 Tyler, please link into that so I can watch it later.

00:56:50.760 She has a green screen of a bed.

00:56:53.860 Weird.

00:56:54.940 The fake baby.

00:56:55.700 What are you doing?

00:56:56.200 Throwing in the private chat.

00:56:58.080 All right.

00:56:58.960 Fake baby, fake baby. 1.00

00:56:59.620 Tyler, can we pull up some of the super chats to see what these faggots have to say to us? 1.00

00:57:03.220 Yeah. 0.99

00:57:03.460 What were we talking about before the babies?

00:57:05.560 All right.

00:57:06.240 All right.

00:57:06.460 For 24 hours, it is now legal to flick one person of your choosing in the forehead.

00:57:10.640 Whose forehead do you flick?

00:57:12.220 Ben Shapiro.

00:57:12.760 That's legal already, by the way.

00:57:15.260 Like, it's not illegal to flick someone in the forehead.

00:57:17.580 No, that would be assault. 1.00

00:57:18.340 That's assault, you dumb fuck. 1.00

00:57:19.320 You can flick someone in the forehead. 1.00

00:57:21.900 That is literally assault.

00:57:23.380 Not the way I flick. 1.00

00:57:24.640 I would knock you the fuck out with them. 0.99

00:57:25.980 There's one correct answer. 0.99

00:57:27.160 There's one correct answer today.

00:57:28.680 It's not going to stay.

00:57:29.420 No way.

00:57:30.280 Flick.

00:57:31.100 K.O.

00:57:31.780 Dude, if you got criminal charges pressed on you for flicking a dude in the forehead.

00:57:39.040 I mean, you might get laughed at.

00:57:40.940 You might have trouble pushing that one, but if it was like public enough and like obvious

00:57:45.620 enough, technically it's good. 1.00

00:57:45.840 The fuck you say to me? 1.00

00:57:47.060 Go to sleep. 1.00

00:57:47.620 I'm just going to go around Boston flicking people, dude.

00:57:49.800 I'm going to become the Boston Flicker.

00:57:51.480 Like, if you got it on video, I really feel like you probably could press charges.

00:57:55.160 Toad, what did you eat when the Boston Flicker went on the rampage?

00:57:59.520 It's like nothing.

00:58:00.300 It was me.

00:58:01.080 It was me.

00:58:02.180 I didn't eat that day.

00:58:04.360 Clint, I think your wrist will break.

00:58:05.700 Your wrists are too skinny. 0.68

00:58:06.980 I would flick.

00:58:07.960 Not the way I flick, bro.

00:58:08.920 This is who I would flick, and today is the appropriate day to do.

00:58:13.100 It's the only correct answer for this question.

00:58:15.300 Elon.

00:58:15.600 Vivek Ramaswamy, you can't miss. 0.67

00:58:17.840 I could literally flick right here, and I might hit him. 1.00

00:58:20.320 That fucking forehead's so big. 1.00

00:58:20.620 You flick that little red dot right off. 1.00

00:58:23.060 I'm still standing by Ben Shapiro. 0.99

00:58:24.600 We don't fucking want. 0.99

00:58:27.600 We don't want your kind in this country. 1.00

00:58:29.480 Flick.

00:58:30.160 That's what I do.

00:58:30.920 I think I would flick Tim Pool.

00:58:33.120 He was born in Ohio, for God's sakes.

00:58:35.480 You push the reset dot. 1.00

00:58:37.180 Get the fuck out of here. 0.98

00:58:37.300 The reset dot. 1.00

00:58:37.780 Where the fuck are your parents from, nigga? 1.00

00:58:40.300 I would flick Tim Pool's beanie off to reveal the yarmulke that's underneath. 1.00

00:58:44.120 Oh, man.

00:58:44.840 Boy meets girl was great. 1.00

00:58:46.900 Flick you in the fucking form. 1.00

00:58:48.160 Real shit. 1.00

00:58:48.780 Real shit. 1.00

00:58:49.060 It was. 1.00

00:58:49.380 Great smell. 1.00

00:58:49.680 Tim Pool would fuck your ass up, dude. 1.00

00:58:52.300 How much bigger is he than me? 1.00

00:58:54.480 He's not that much bigger, but he's athletic. 1.00

00:58:56.160 He'd fuck you up, yeah. 0.99

00:58:57.140 He looks like the kind of dude, like, if you got into, like, a scuffle with him, he wouldn't 0.99

00:59:00.960 be able to throw hands, but you get locked up, and he's, like, bony.

00:59:04.780 Like, he would end up hurting me on the side with his elbow or something.

00:59:07.340 I was wondering about this.

00:59:08.300 I took his hand, and I feel like every one of us, except for Toad, could thrash him. 0.99

00:59:12.620 But, uh, Toad, Toad will get fucked up. 0.99

00:59:15.960 Tim Pool, I'd show you the night of your life, baby. 1.00

00:59:18.320 I'd thrash you.

00:59:20.860 Cliff's the only one that can answer this.

00:59:22.920 Does Tim and Toad have the same body?

00:59:26.520 No.

00:59:26.700 No.

00:59:27.720 Tim, like he said, is somewhat athletic, but he's kind of slim.

00:59:30.620 He's kind of slimmer.

00:59:31.480 Well, he's in great shape now.

00:59:34.040 He didn't used to be.

00:59:35.280 I mean, he might actually, if, like, he looks like he'd have some endurance.

00:59:38.420 So, like, if he stuck around, and was able to deal with my initial attacks, he might be 0.99

00:59:44.600 able to fuck me up. 0.99

00:59:45.440 Initial attacks. 1.00

00:59:46.380 I mean, you outweigh him by, like, 40 pounds.

00:59:49.840 Exactly.

00:59:50.280 That's my point. 0.99

00:59:50.800 I'm way fucking bigger than him. 0.98

00:59:52.360 Yeah. 0.99

00:59:52.780 You'd be a problem. 1.00

00:59:54.520 Toad, you'd get fucked up, though. 1.00

00:59:55.920 Yeah, Toad would get fucked. 1.00

00:59:57.880 Dude, Tim Pool versus Toad. 0.99

00:59:59.380 I'm telling you, if we get famous enough, it could happen.

01:00:02.480 Well, when is Toad going to fight? 1.00

01:00:03.640 I would love to see Toad just get fucked. 1.00

01:00:05.440 His life ended by Tim Pool. 1.00

01:00:07.020 That'd be so funny.

01:00:08.020 When is Toad going to fight that other dude?

01:00:10.480 The chick? 0.94

01:00:11.280 Emily?

01:00:11.540 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:00:13.180 The, um, libertarian guy.

01:00:15.560 Oh, yeah.

01:00:16.140 Oh, yeah.

01:00:16.880 We never talked about that. 0.99

01:00:18.800 Oh, Toad Hagopian or whatever the fuck it is. 0.98

01:00:20.840 Yeah, Toad Hagopian. 0.99

01:00:21.140 If he actually shows up to Brohimi and grow. 1.00

01:00:23.440 He's dead.

01:00:23.920 Toad versus Todd.

01:00:24.580 Dude, I think you're going to trade it out.

01:00:25.340 Toad versus T-O-double-D.

01:00:26.660 Yeah.

01:00:26.880 Dude, you see, I've been poking him on Twitter, like, reminding him.

01:00:31.100 What I think will happen, legitimately what I think will happen, is Todd will actually

01:00:34.420 train.

01:00:35.000 Toad won't. 1.00

01:00:36.000 Yeah, he's fucked up. 0.99

01:00:36.740 Because Toad will be, like, and then Toad is. 1.00

01:00:37.760 I think Todd will be going to fuck him up. 0.99

01:00:39.260 I think Todd is going to win this. 0.99

01:00:40.640 Honestly.

01:00:41.380 Even if Toad trains, like.

01:00:44.940 Dude, he's 5'3". 0.98

01:00:47.680 I'm going to be honest with you, nigga. 0.98

01:00:50.140 He's 5'3". 0.96

01:00:50.740 I don't think you've got a chance.

01:00:52.160 He's 5'3". 1.00

01:00:52.880 He's a fucking midget. 1.00

01:00:54.560 Toad, Toad. 1.00

01:00:55.140 Look, look.

01:00:56.120 You have shut me up, and you've surprised me in the past.

01:01:00.780 Your debate performance, shocking.

01:01:02.440 I never saw that coming. 1.00

01:01:04.040 If you get into a ring with Todd Hagopian, and you knock that motherfucker out, I will 1.00

01:01:07.280 shut the fuck up forever. 1.00

01:01:08.580 But I don't think you can do it, and I'm challenging you right now to fuck him up in 1.00

01:01:12.400 the fucking octagon. 1.00

01:01:13.060 That's my New Year's resolution to you. 1.00

01:01:14.260 You did say that if he fucks me up, you'll fuck him up, though, so I like that. 0.99

01:01:17.220 That's true. 0.99

01:01:17.640 That's the New Year's resolution, yeah.

01:01:19.000 Yeah, by law, I have to defend my little guy.

01:01:21.020 Okay.

01:01:21.280 I like to think, like, right whenever, like, the referee comes up and just, like, lifts,

01:01:27.740 like, Todd's hand up for that he won the... 0.96

01:01:29.540 And then he just comes in out of nowhere and just sunk a bunch of the fuck out of him.

01:01:33.960 I do like how it's Todd versus Toad.

01:01:36.780 It's very just...

01:01:37.800 Oh, it's great.

01:01:38.800 It's perfect alliteration or whatever.

01:01:40.140 It's like, who's fighting? 0.86

01:01:41.620 One's a midget, one's a dwarf. 1.00

01:01:42.480 A furry versus a furry. 0.89

01:01:44.080 I mean, it's great that we already have an event for our next event, like, a sub-event

01:01:47.780 for our next event.

01:01:48.620 We just gotta set it up.

01:01:49.360 We can call it the Smallacost.

01:01:50.960 So, like, if we do another Bohemian, we can totally set the fight there. 0.74

01:01:53.180 Yo, if one of you dies, we'll actually call it the Smallacost.

01:01:56.000 Oh, boy.

01:01:57.260 Hello.

01:01:57.820 My name is Todd Hagopian, and I am running for Oklahoma Corporation Commission. 0.99

01:02:01.440 He's gonna fuck up, Todd. 0.99

01:02:02.600 I live in small businesses, and I run large businesses. 1.00

01:02:04.660 Yo, this is his voice?

01:02:05.580 And the one thing that I can tell you is that...

01:02:07.360 No, it's not. 0.98

01:02:08.440 No, it's fucking not. 0.98

01:02:09.720 Pause it, pause it, pause it, pause it, listen, listen. 0.98

01:02:12.280 Clint, no, real quick.

01:02:13.220 Clint, this is the first time you've heard his voice?

01:02:14.920 This is not his voice.

01:02:16.220 This is his voice.

01:02:17.540 You've never been in the loop on this.

01:02:20.340 Be quiet, be quiet. 1.00

01:02:22.000 Let it play, let it play, let it play, because he talked shit on Todd. 0.99

01:02:24.740 I might change my opinion here. 0.99

01:02:27.380 Bro, if you get knocked out by a dude with this voice, that is insane.

01:02:30.260 All right, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, listen, listen, just listen.

01:02:32.040 I have run small businesses, and I have run large businesses.

01:02:34.740 It's like an RFK and a squeaker. 0.99

01:02:37.360 Yeah, Todd is gonna get fucked up. 0.99

01:02:39.720 This summer at Bohemian Grove. 0.99

01:02:42.600 My name is Todd.

01:02:43.260 I forgot about that.

01:02:44.000 And as a libertarian, I am going to focus on only one thing.

01:02:46.960 Yo, you modified his voice, though.

01:02:48.960 I'm going to put a throw in my body bag.

01:02:49.680 No, I didn't modify his voice at all.

01:02:51.740 I swear to God, I didn't.

01:02:52.760 That's 100% it.

01:02:54.220 What?

01:02:55.060 Yes, I can't believe you didn't know this.

01:02:56.760 I'm so like, you can't believe you've been sleeping on this knowledge for forever.

01:02:59.740 I'm with Clint.

01:03:00.380 I don't believe y'all.

01:03:01.420 I don't believe that's his voice.

01:03:02.560 This is like deep libertarian lore that Todd Agopian legit talks like that, 0.99

01:03:05.520 and people are like, what the fuck is with this dude? 0.84

01:03:07.480 Yeah, I'm going to pull up his YouTube video. 0.99

01:03:09.120 If you stand in real life, it's less ridiculous because he's literally like 5'3".

01:03:12.800 So you're like, yeah, that makes sense.

01:03:13.860 He sounds like he's walking down the golden brick road.

01:03:17.640 Like RFK took helium?

01:03:20.500 That's what I'm saying.

01:03:21.180 It's like an RFK swallowed a squeaker toy.

01:03:23.460 That's literally what it sounds like.

01:03:24.600 I'm trying to find one of his videos.

01:03:26.380 I'm going to pull it up when I find it.

01:03:28.220 And he's going to run into the yellow brick.

01:03:29.700 He's literally RFK.

01:03:30.540 Dude, Timeline Earth has been running with this bit for like ever about like him

01:03:34.600 and what a hilarious character he is.

01:03:36.140 They turned on me, so I can't listen to him.

01:03:37.700 I found the video.

01:03:39.780 Here we go.

01:03:41.360 Oh.

01:03:42.920 Wrong video.

01:03:43.760 Hold on.

01:03:43.960 Give me a second.

01:03:44.240 That's Josie.

01:03:44.800 That's a different one.

01:03:45.540 That's Josie. 1.00

01:03:46.100 Dude, that guy's going to fuck up. 0.97

01:03:49.240 Do you have any idea how much money Josie could make if she did videos like that? 1.00

01:03:52.820 Holy shit. 0.98

01:03:54.240 Way more than Ashton. 0.99

01:03:55.640 Okay, wait up.

01:03:56.300 Here we go.

01:03:57.680 Jesus Christ, dude.

01:03:59.220 Oh, my God.

01:04:00.500 This is Libertarian Chief.

01:04:02.420 That's him.

01:04:02.780 73 subscribers, so you know it's real.

01:04:04.660 Here we go.

01:04:06.240 Still more than better.

01:04:07.320 Oh, wait.

01:04:09.820 I'm sorry.

01:04:10.160 We're muted.

01:04:10.700 We're muted.

01:04:11.000 The idea is to put Oklahoma back to work.

01:04:13.800 When I talk about cutting red tape, it's simple. 1.00

01:04:16.820 He's like a little fucking. 0.99

01:04:17.900 I run small businesses. 1.00

01:04:18.460 He's a little guy.

01:04:19.380 A little person.

01:04:21.080 Dude, he would kill it as a voice actor. 0.64

01:04:22.820 The status around all businesses.

01:04:25.020 For what?

01:04:25.680 I don't know.

01:04:26.440 He can't say S.

01:04:28.420 Business for it.

01:04:29.380 He can't. 1.00

01:04:30.140 I can talk shit. 1.00

01:04:31.300 I can barely say S. 1.00

01:04:32.540 Yo.

01:04:33.100 This is the guy that was running.

01:04:35.220 This guy was running the finances for the Libertarian Party.

01:04:37.460 I'm Joe.

01:04:37.900 And David and.

01:04:39.300 Wait, play that again.

01:04:40.180 Play that again.

01:04:40.440 Play that back.

01:04:40.920 I'm sorry.

01:04:41.260 As supporters of my show, Tower Gang, it just feels really good to have friends.

01:04:50.860 Is that your submission to Love on the Spectrum?

01:04:54.540 Yeah.

01:04:54.900 Oh, man, Doug.

01:04:56.180 Yo.

01:04:57.040 Honestly, Jose, you don't even have a lisp anymore.

01:05:00.300 That dude's lisp is so bad.

01:05:01.420 It just made you good.

01:05:02.420 It just went away. 0.97

01:05:03.500 God, the Libertarian Party is such an embarrassment. 0.86

01:05:05.860 Like, that's like the best. 0.98

01:05:07.360 And that dude hates me, which is crazy.

01:05:10.360 Like, he should love me.

01:05:11.480 Why would that be not loving me?

01:05:12.720 And you never knew this amazing little tidbit about him.

01:05:14.640 I did not know. 0.99

01:05:15.720 That little fucking elf works in ESG solutions. 1.00

01:05:19.680 I know. 1.00

01:05:20.500 This is why he hates me is because I pointed it out.

01:05:23.080 He's a little ESG elf.

01:05:24.380 He's mad you threw off his grip.

01:05:26.180 Yeah, dude. 0.99

01:05:27.720 Man, just like fucking throwing ESG everywhere to get the fuck out of here, man. 0.99

01:05:33.340 E in ESG stands for estrogen. 1.00

01:05:37.060 Toad, did you submit that shit or what? 1.00

01:05:39.140 Estrogen small guy. 1.00

01:05:40.800 Wow.

01:05:41.080 I didn't use that video as a submission.

01:05:42.760 I submitted through the site that you sent me to.

01:05:45.300 Well, remember we talked about it last week and you said submitted and you literally just 0.82

01:05:49.700 sent a weird non-contextual email that made no fucking sense. 0.76

01:05:54.980 And I don't even remember what you said. 0.99

01:05:55.920 It was ridiculous what you said.

01:05:56.640 Did you follow up with the formal application? 0.80

01:05:59.500 Yes.

01:05:59.900 I submitted through that form.

01:06:01.060 Yes.

01:06:01.820 All right.

01:06:02.160 And how did you answer the questions?

01:06:03.580 I don't believe you.

01:06:04.180 What did you eat while you were filling it out?

01:06:05.760 Screen share.

01:06:05.980 I wasn't eating anything.

01:06:08.400 I did it during the show.

01:06:09.440 We always have to confirm.

01:06:10.740 No, you didn't do it during this. 1.00

01:06:12.200 He's such a pathological liar. 0.97

01:06:13.460 This is the only way I can get the truth from him. 0.98

01:06:15.060 What did you eat?

01:06:16.040 That is exactly what happened.

01:06:17.080 I didn't eat anything because I did it during the show.

01:06:19.820 All right.

01:06:20.120 You filled out the application during the show, didn't make it content, and just ignored the

01:06:24.940 show and filled out the application.

01:06:26.360 I told you exactly what I was doing.

01:06:27.400 It was the same thing that I sent in the email.

01:06:29.360 I just put it in the form instead.

01:06:31.400 And you guys said it was perfect.

01:06:33.620 Whoa.

01:06:34.500 Well, that was like a joking thing.

01:06:35.940 I mean, I would have liked to have seen the form that you sent first before I say that

01:06:39.360 that was perfect because I feel like maybe you may have left out a few things if that's

01:06:42.280 all you put.

01:06:43.140 Toe, did you really send that video that we played?

01:06:46.280 No, no.

01:06:46.780 I sent my – in the email, I sent all the pictures of my Halloween costumes.

01:06:52.120 That's what it was.

01:06:52.900 And I listed all of them out in all the years that I've won the Office Halloween contest.

01:06:57.680 And then I did the same thing in the form, but the form didn't have any attachments.

01:07:02.500 Wait, wait, wait.

01:07:03.360 Did you say like 2012, 2015, 2017?

01:07:08.520 Did you like – oh, that's awesome.

01:07:10.140 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, hold up.

01:07:12.360 So in the application, they didn't – you weren't able to attach pictures, so you literally

01:07:17.040 just listed off –

01:07:17.780 Right, I did it in the email that I sent.

01:07:18.940 So you just listed off the Halloween things you won.

01:07:21.820 Because I remember the ridiculous thing is all you literally said was zero other context

01:07:25.740 was these are the years I've won my Halloween, whatever, and you sent the pictures.

01:07:30.320 So now you did the same exact thing, but you didn't send the context of the pictures.

01:07:34.340 Correct. 0.96

01:07:34.560 So now you just listed off what fucking Halloween whatever years you won the costume thing. 0.99

01:07:40.780 So they still have no fucking idea what you're bugging them about. 0.99

01:07:44.380 Look, it doesn't matter. 0.99

01:07:45.460 It doesn't matter.

01:07:46.100 Toad is built for that show, and if it happens, he will become an overnight sensation.

01:07:52.260 It's meant to happen.

01:07:53.080 I just want to put you – I just want to put you – I just want to think about this.

01:07:56.460 Put yourself in the shoes of the guy that has to read through all of the submissions

01:08:01.540 for getting on to a dating show with Down syndrome people.

01:08:06.140 It has to be –

01:08:07.360 No, it's not down with love.

01:08:09.700 It's love on this spectrum.

01:08:11.040 I understand.

01:08:12.200 I understand.

01:08:12.740 I understand.

01:08:13.200 I'm just saying, but imagine you're the guy that has to go through all of the submissions.

01:08:17.540 That has to be the greatest thing ever.

01:08:19.100 Do you know how many physical letters he probably receives that are written in crayons?

01:08:24.240 Just – I need Percy!

01:08:27.580 Yeah, stick it on the mat.

01:08:29.820 Like, I would take a massive pay cut to get that job of just, like, just reading autism,

01:08:36.200 like, just on a page.

01:08:37.960 I like rainbows.

01:08:41.120 That's what I do on my other show.

01:08:42.580 On Nephilim Desco, we have our autistic audience email us stories. 0.98

01:08:46.200 Nobody knows how to use a fucking – like, a space or a period or a comma for that matter. 0.97

01:08:51.660 It's just one long sentence, like, seven pages long. 0.99

01:08:54.320 All autistic stories. 0.55

01:08:55.520 Very funny.

01:08:56.400 Very funny people.

01:08:58.640 Yeah.

01:08:59.300 I love it.

01:09:00.220 I love you, Toad, and I hope that it happens. 1.00

01:09:02.300 I feel like you're going to find your wife on that fucking stupid show. 1.00

01:09:05.560 It would be a mistake not to pick you. 1.00

01:09:08.120 Yeah.

01:09:08.540 That would be insane.

01:09:09.360 Look, all right.

01:09:10.520 Be honest with me.

01:09:11.460 And I think we've asked you this before, but I want you to be honest.

01:09:13.640 Don't – not a joking answer. 0.99

01:09:15.100 If they set you up with a retard, you're going to bang her. 1.00

01:09:23.220 Depends on numerous factors. 1.00

01:09:27.320 Not if she has a dick. 1.00

01:09:29.940 Dude, you'd fall for it. 1.00

01:09:32.060 You'd fall for it twice.

01:09:34.360 I like how Toad is doing.

01:09:36.000 If there's love.

01:09:36.660 Like, he's not going to do forest mommy.

01:09:39.340 Why not?

01:09:40.920 She's – that's gross. 1.00

01:09:42.160 What if they're in love?

01:09:43.500 All right.

01:09:43.800 You can't.

01:09:44.580 They're not.

01:09:44.960 She's married, isn't she?

01:09:46.020 Like, it's like –

01:09:46.680 Yeah.

01:09:47.460 Love is love.

01:09:48.060 Loosely.

01:09:48.980 Or whatever.

01:09:50.340 Like herself.

01:09:51.460 She's got to be in some open situation.

01:09:54.720 I don't know what it is, but she is hot, though. 1.00

01:09:58.540 God, the more I think about, like, the Libertarian Party and the people in it, it's just like, 0.99

01:10:02.200 this is disgusting.

01:10:03.540 Well, let's not talk about that. 1.00

01:10:04.980 Let's talk about how retarded of a chick – like, what's your cutoff? 1.00

01:10:10.460 I guess is what I'm trying to get at. 0.99

01:10:12.040 Like, what is your cutoff in terms of, like, would, would not?

01:10:15.900 Like, number of extra chromosomes?

01:10:18.060 No, like, disability.

01:10:19.740 How disabled, like –

01:10:21.580 Like, what if her mouth hangs slightly open all the time?

01:10:24.580 Missing a leg would you go?

01:10:26.160 One leg.

01:10:27.000 Like, what are these?

01:10:29.620 Missing a leg is not a deal breaker.

01:10:31.400 The mouth thing, I don't know.

01:10:32.600 That would be a little weird.

01:10:34.020 How about if she –

01:10:35.000 What if she was on crutches, but she could do somewhat, like, a basic conversation?

01:10:40.940 What?

01:10:42.620 Are those – 0.93

01:10:43.380 So, wait, she's retarded and has no use of her legs? 1.00

01:10:46.860 Well, like, some retarded people, like, their legs are all bow-legged and shit. 1.00

01:10:50.040 Like, especially the Down Syndrome one. 1.00

01:10:51.540 Oh, I don't even –

01:10:52.360 Yeah, like, that kind of disabled. 1.00

01:10:54.100 Would that be cool?

01:10:57.700 We're pushing it.

01:10:59.000 What if she can't –

01:10:59.940 What if she can't walk, but she gives incredible head? 1.00

01:11:03.400 Sure.

01:11:05.000 He's back in.

01:11:07.660 That would be, like, the opposite of what Cole has.

01:11:11.300 That's true, because Elizabeth runs half marathons. 1.00

01:11:13.580 She's got some long-ass legs, Elizabeth. 1.00

01:11:15.340 Yeah, she's got great legs. 1.00

01:11:16.780 Hey, maybe you have to cripple her and she can suck you off. 1.00

01:11:19.780 Should I straight up go and do the fucking – 1.00

01:11:22.160 I can't remember the name of the bitch that smashed the other ice skater with the leg – 1.00

01:11:26.440 Tonya Harding. 0.99

01:11:27.180 Nancy Kerrigan.

01:11:28.700 Tonya Harding, my wife.

01:11:29.880 Tonya Harding, yeah.

01:11:30.560 Yeah, do it. 1.00

01:11:31.140 Fuck it. 1.00

01:11:32.280 Just beat her with a pipe in her fucking leg. 1.00

01:11:34.360 I feel like the judge will understand. 1.00

01:11:36.520 He'll be like, why did you beat her with a pipe?

01:11:38.400 He's like, I wasn't getting head.

01:11:39.740 I wasn't, like –

01:11:40.440 Yeah.

01:11:41.440 She was running –

01:11:42.320 Oh, dude, I said this.

01:11:43.680 I can't believe you pulled this up.

01:11:44.480 Have you guys seen this video?

01:11:45.680 This is crazy.

01:11:46.200 I don't know what this is.

01:11:47.000 I like how this is going.

01:11:47.680 Get ready.

01:11:48.300 All right, well, let me give the context, because it's important.

01:11:50.380 So this guy apparently, like, got divorce paperwork sent from his wife, and then he kidnapped her

01:11:58.060 brothers, and this is what happened.

01:12:05.120 Is it Basara LaShawn?

01:12:07.220 That's what I thought, too. 0.99

01:12:09.540 What the fuck is going on here? 0.99

01:12:10.780 Is this actually a scenario? 0.99

01:12:19.660 Where is it?

01:12:21.180 Hold on. 1.00

01:12:23.160 Holy fuck. 1.00

01:12:24.480 Hold on. 1.00

01:12:25.480 What's up with all the grunting?

01:12:27.240 Yo, he pulls a pin on a grenade, and the two brothers are trying to wrestle it away from

01:12:30.820 him, and then they all explode.

01:12:32.300 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:12:33.180 The fuck? 1.00

01:12:34.120 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:12:34.820 This is a lady at it. 1.00

01:12:42.280 Nancy submitted this, yeah.

01:12:43.900 Can we do it in slow-mo?

01:12:46.600 Yeah, we can.

01:12:47.640 Frame by frame?

01:12:50.600 All right.

01:12:51.260 That's wild.

01:12:51.440 So there's a tussle.

01:12:52.480 He punches him in the head.

01:12:54.060 Oh, wait.

01:12:54.820 That was actually the perfect time.

01:12:57.020 Oh, my God.

01:12:57.900 We're reassembling a human being.

01:12:59.280 It's like Dr. Manhattan.

01:13:00.340 Oh, really?

01:13:01.200 We are.

01:13:01.560 Look at this.

01:13:02.600 Sorry.

01:13:02.980 It happened.

01:13:04.320 Dude.

01:13:04.820 Still framing on, like, look at these pieces of these people right here.

01:13:07.580 I wonder if this is.

01:13:08.540 Okay.

01:13:08.860 This is an extremely autistic thing that I'm about to say right here. 1.00

01:13:13.760 Oh.

01:13:14.840 Oh.

01:13:15.240 Oh.

01:13:15.660 Oh.

01:13:15.740 Oh.

01:13:20.500 Man.

01:13:21.340 So this is an extremely autistic thing about the same right here.

01:13:23.800 Turn them into clothes, dude.

01:13:25.180 That was great.

01:13:25.560 The sound on that.

01:13:26.560 So the sound of the screaming.

01:13:28.900 The sound of the screaming is, I'm pretty sure, the same sound as a Civ IV anarchy sound.

01:13:34.260 I'm not lying.

01:13:34.980 Like, if you want to look.

01:13:35.700 No, no, no, no.

01:13:36.320 I'm not lying. 1.00

01:13:36.960 I don't know who the fuck that is. 0.99

01:13:38.680 I played a lot of civilizations. 0.98

01:13:39.720 His name is a really specific, weird thing.

01:13:41.020 Yes.

01:13:41.500 It really is.

01:13:42.160 It's from a game.

01:13:43.160 And I'm trying to find it now because it literally is. 0.99

01:13:45.980 God damn it. 0.99

01:13:46.700 I'm going to see. 1.00

01:13:49.720 I'm going to try to find this.

01:13:50.620 What's up with the monkey noises in the beginning?

01:13:54.400 That's just how they sound.

01:13:55.620 I think the audio was dubbed by some racists, probably.

01:14:00.440 I don't know, man.

01:14:00.880 But when they all scream, though, it sounds real.

01:14:06.860 Wow.

01:14:07.260 Like, that's a scream.

01:14:09.020 It's a delayed reaction.

01:14:10.440 Anybody else feel like that dude probably really loved that lady?

01:14:13.820 Yeah.

01:14:14.340 What a valiant thing, yeah.

01:14:15.480 Yes.

01:14:16.560 Yeah.

01:14:17.380 It's a weird thing to do. 0.53

01:14:18.500 Like, I'm going to blow myself up and your sister. 1.00

01:14:20.100 No, this is also no. 0.99

01:14:22.500 We've reached ugly people.

01:14:25.020 Yo, now I'm traumatized for breastfeeding, even though I know that that's not what this is.

01:14:29.260 I'm going to go watch Abbo breastfeed. 0.99

01:14:30.500 I don't want to see those gross titties. 1.00

01:14:32.400 No, there's no titty. 1.00

01:14:33.540 It's just a totally retarded black lady that has a doll. 1.00

01:14:37.860 I think she's going to show her titties. 1.00

01:14:41.040 Oh, my God. 0.96

01:14:42.020 This just feels uncomfortable watching.

01:14:43.600 What is up with her face? 0.96

01:14:45.540 I feel like I'm watching mental illness. 0.99

01:14:48.140 Yep.

01:14:48.500 To give you a little bit of an idea, my cut off would be somewhere before this lady. 1.00

01:14:53.860 All right.

01:14:54.800 That's fair.

01:14:55.700 I appreciate that.

01:14:56.740 I respect that.

01:14:57.760 She doesn't make the cut. 1.00

01:14:59.620 God, she sucks. 1.00

01:15:01.060 She doesn't even have lips. 1.00

01:15:02.280 She just has ash.

01:15:03.480 We got any more super chats or what?

01:15:05.340 We only got one.

01:15:05.940 Hey, Carmen, tell me that's not the sound bite of the Civ IV anarchy sound.

01:15:12.800 It's like, ah! 0.99

01:15:14.260 It's the same fucking sound. 0.99

01:15:15.840 We're live on a Friday, so most people don't even know that we're all. 0.99

01:15:18.500 Cool. 1.00

01:15:19.160 No one cares about your stupid fucking niche reference. 1.00

01:15:21.880 It's incredibly niche. 1.00

01:15:24.000 Yeah, I know.

01:15:24.740 I'm trying to care.

01:15:25.640 I don't care.

01:15:26.220 You're toting it.

01:15:26.760 You're toting it, dog.

01:15:27.620 I know.

01:15:28.240 I know I am.

01:15:28.920 I knew it from the beginning.

01:15:29.960 I was toting it.

01:15:30.500 Stop.

01:15:30.640 Stop toting it.

01:15:30.780 But I'm literally trying to look it up right now, by the way.

01:15:33.780 You're not beating these accusations, dog.

01:15:36.560 I'm not trying to beat the accusations. 1.00

01:15:43.520 God damn it. 1.00

01:15:44.320 Every fucking time. 1.00

01:15:45.520 Every fucking time it kills me, man. 1.00

01:15:49.240 Oh, man. 1.00

01:15:50.600 I guess we have one more super chat, probably.

01:15:52.760 Right, Tyler?

01:15:53.300 We got it.

01:15:54.440 This is really embarrassing, otherwise, because we got, like, one.

01:15:57.160 I know.

01:15:57.620 I thought this would be a segment.

01:15:58.920 Oh, there's another. 1.00

01:15:59.360 Fuck you, guys. 1.00

01:15:59.820 It's Friday. 1.00

01:16:01.400 I mean, but this is, like, my morning show kind of, like, stats. 0.99

01:16:04.160 Like, what the fuck? 0.99

01:16:05.100 We don't have that. 1.00

01:16:05.940 We have other.

01:16:06.540 We do have other content, I'm sure.

01:16:08.660 By the way, guys, I have a morning show.

01:16:09.960 Check that out. 0.99

01:16:10.480 You guys want to talk about fucking Elon Musk? 1.00

01:16:12.860 They did some funny shit. 1.00

01:16:15.720 I feel like we should go to our resident super autist to explain Elon's behavior. 0.99

01:16:21.600 What's going on?

01:16:22.400 Because what I perceive, and this is from a non-autist, I perceive an autistic spurg out. 1.00

01:16:27.640 I think what we're witnessing, the technical term is he's spurging the fuck out. 0.98

01:16:30.820 What do you think?

01:16:31.840 This reminds me of the first time that I got a... 0.99

01:16:35.160 Thank you for the boobs, brain budget. 1.00

01:16:36.800 Boobs. 1.00

01:16:37.000 Yeah, this reminds me of the first time that I got hit by a...

01:16:40.760 What's his face?

01:16:41.260 Look at the twink.

01:16:41.900 I forget his name.

01:16:42.600 Pounded a twink.

01:16:43.860 The guy used to impersonate people.

01:16:45.320 The first time I got dentist, and I completely spurged out.

01:16:47.540 Oh, wait.

01:16:47.940 We missed the super chat. 0.80

01:16:49.620 It says, is it gay to feel emasculated when she's on top?

01:16:53.480 No, that's perfectly straight.

01:16:54.800 That's what happened with Lilith. 0.99

01:16:56.940 Lilith left the garden, bro.

01:16:58.980 Wait a minute, though. 0.89

01:16:59.620 Is it gay to feel emasculated when she's on top, though? 0.87

01:17:03.480 Oh, is it gay to feel that way? 0.96

01:17:05.720 Right.

01:17:05.740 It's not gay to have her on top, but if you feel that way...

01:17:08.500 Are feelings gay?

01:17:09.280 No, feelings aren't gay, unless it's to be gay. 0.86

01:17:12.320 Feelings aren't gay. 0.94

01:17:13.000 I think if you feel emasculated ever, it's gay. 1.00

01:17:16.600 Yeah. 0.76

01:17:16.920 I don't think Elizabeth's been on top of me. 0.89

01:17:17.900 It is gay to feel. 0.77

01:17:19.080 You were right. 0.65

01:17:19.400 You can stop at feel. 0.91

01:17:20.340 Honestly, it is gay to feel. 0.93

01:17:21.420 It is gay to feel, but also, if you feel emasculated because the chick's on top, she's 1.00

01:17:26.080 probably a big bitch, and that's emasculating. 1.00

01:17:29.800 Yeah, I mean, you really shouldn't feel emasculated because it's like, there's pretty much, if there's 0.99

01:17:34.280 a woman on top of me that I don't feel like she's not a threat, even with me completely

01:17:38.620 giving my chest and throat and everything, to where I'm still not scared of you, if I'm

01:17:43.900 not able to feel that way with a woman, then I don't know.

01:17:45.900 Yeah, no.

01:17:46.340 Honestly, if you've ever felt endangered because, like, oh, this chick has me prone, you're a 1.00

01:17:53.140 faggot. 1.00

01:17:53.880 Yeah. 1.00

01:17:55.060 Massive.

01:17:55.460 Oh, no.

01:17:55.860 She has a dominant. 1.00

01:17:57.760 Yeah, no, it's not dominant. 1.00

01:17:58.760 It's the fucking killer. 1.00

01:17:59.700 What are you talking about? 1.00

01:18:01.140 Honestly, it's a good question for Andrew Tate. 0.98

01:18:04.240 He'd probably say it's gay. 0.92

01:18:05.540 True.

01:18:06.140 Yeah.

01:18:06.600 And he'd be right. 1.00

01:18:07.540 You, as a man, showing weakness, being in a bottom position to a female bitch? 1.00

01:18:12.140 Yeah. 1.00

01:18:12.420 That's gay. 1.00

01:18:12.900 What if she's at, like, such an angle that she's going to, like, break your dick? 1.00

01:18:17.880 What? 1.00

01:18:18.240 I don't think that's...

01:18:18.660 Nah, that's concern.

01:18:19.640 That's genuine concern.

01:18:21.140 Yeah.

01:18:21.400 That's a real problem sometimes.

01:18:24.120 But, look...

01:18:24.700 I think you're leading this conversation here, Toad.

01:18:27.240 Yeah.

01:18:27.920 I feel like Toad can't relate to this topic at all.

01:18:29.940 I mean, like, it's like a crazy...

01:18:32.680 I mean, like...

01:18:34.140 Thank you, Kevin.

01:18:36.140 Meet Pavern.

01:18:37.300 Thank you.

01:18:37.900 I just want to say this.

01:18:38.600 Meet Pavern paid us 20 bucks, so...

01:18:39.420 All right.

01:18:39.840 Listen.

01:18:40.360 No, no.

01:18:40.720 I'm bringing this up.

01:18:41.560 Listen to this.

01:18:42.200 Oh, my God.

01:18:45.520 Hold on.

01:18:46.560 Toad's... 1.00

01:18:46.960 Or Top's fucking with you. 1.00

01:18:48.060 Stop fucking... 1.00

01:18:49.160 I could tell just because it was happy. 1.00

01:18:51.380 A little face down there.

01:18:53.660 Hold on.

01:18:58.600 Now play the other one.

01:19:00.060 Call it.

01:19:00.700 I swear to God.

01:19:01.500 Bring it up and play it.

01:19:02.920 I think you're right.

01:19:03.400 It's the same sound.

01:19:04.540 Yeah, I think you're right.

01:19:05.500 I think they dubbed it in.

01:19:06.940 They dubbed it in.

01:19:08.440 How did you know that?

01:19:09.680 That's so crazy.

01:19:10.640 It's ingrained in my mind, dude.

01:19:12.020 I've played so much of it.

01:19:12.920 Are you saying someone added this sound effect for funsies?

01:19:18.720 Yes.

01:19:19.500 Listen.

01:19:25.940 Play that one again, Shul. 0.73

01:19:28.380 Okay.

01:19:29.440 Maybe.

01:19:30.300 Hold on.

01:19:30.860 Let me get back to the...

01:19:31.700 It's like a...

01:19:32.720 It's close.

01:19:38.500 Yeah.

01:19:38.820 Oh, that is super close.

01:19:40.200 It's close, but I don't think it is.

01:19:42.000 I don't know.

01:19:42.300 You can hear it.

01:19:43.220 You can for sure hear it.

01:19:44.680 It's the same.

01:19:45.040 It's not the first one.

01:19:45.900 Cool.

01:19:46.180 Are you saying that nobody died?

01:19:46.460 You saying nobody got blown up there?

01:19:47.340 I think this might be a fake video.

01:19:49.120 This might be a fake video. 0.99

01:19:49.840 Oh, this is some Boston bombing shit right here. 0.99

01:19:52.940 Dude, you're the big guy. 0.99

01:19:54.800 Are you starting Pajit Hook?

01:19:58.820 Pajit Hook?

01:19:59.960 Hold on.

01:20:00.980 That's pretty good.

01:20:02.040 That got slapped on, Clint.

01:20:05.360 Nobody's putting it.

01:20:05.960 This is what happens when you touch soap to Vivek Romaswamy.

01:20:09.420 I really want to call this episode Pajit Hook.

01:20:14.140 That just is such a good...

01:20:14.920 It'll be in the running for the title.

01:20:16.780 All right.

01:20:17.460 Here, play the...

01:20:18.320 Hear the sound.

01:20:19.020 Oh, my God.

01:20:19.300 Not the first scream.

01:20:20.660 It's the second scream.

01:20:21.940 Skip the first scream.

01:20:22.820 It's the second scream.

01:20:23.500 I just want to say, like, you'll hear it.

01:20:24.600 It's the second scream.

01:20:25.040 Okay, let's play the sound.

01:20:32.360 It might be overlaid with the people actually screaming. 0.88

01:20:35.340 I think it is.

01:20:36.280 I think they, for some reason, they didn't think enough people were screaming, and so

01:20:39.540 they added in a...

01:20:40.800 They know Shave Co. 1.00

01:20:47.000 Listen, I don't know if this motherfucker still sponsors the show. 0.99

01:20:49.280 I don't think he does. 0.99

01:20:50.560 Oh, dude, he was...

01:20:51.420 By the way, he was talking to me recently that he wanted to, like, start cutting up clips

01:20:55.640 for marketing.

01:20:56.320 These would be great.

01:20:57.080 Like, doing this for him.

01:20:58.340 Oh, yeah.

01:20:59.260 Yeah.

01:20:59.740 Hey, go ahead. 1.00

01:21:00.200 Go buy some fucking soap. 1.00

01:21:01.140 That soap's good on your balls. 1.00

01:21:02.400 That shave soap is good, yeah. 0.99

01:21:04.120 But, yeah, put that up.

01:21:05.140 Put it on Twitter.

01:21:05.600 In a D-E-A-U, shavecode.com, promo code TOWERGANG.

01:21:07.860 Get yourself 15% off.

01:21:09.120 The best single blade razor in the game.

01:21:11.100 It's made of stainless steel.

01:21:12.440 I don't think that they're even sponsoring us, but get one anyways.

01:21:14.820 Christmas just passed. 1.00

01:21:15.940 Fuck it. 1.00

01:21:16.340 Go get it. 1.00

01:21:16.800 Still sponsoring me.

01:21:17.620 I don't know about y'all.

01:21:18.960 Oh, yeah.

01:21:20.120 Use Jose at checkout.

01:21:22.220 Give a late Christmas gift, man.

01:21:23.720 With the dough.

01:21:25.120 You know I'm sponsored, baby boy.

01:21:29.320 By the way, I had Anton's Land of Build Song as a sponsor for, like, two months.

01:21:34.260 And he stopped sponsoring me because he said he only got 38 orders. 0.99

01:21:39.240 And I was like, 38 people bought your shit and that wasn't adequate? 1.00

01:21:44.040 Are you fucking kidding me? 1.00

01:21:45.140 I was very surprised by that. 0.99

01:21:46.900 Yeah.

01:21:47.380 I mean, how much are they, though?

01:21:48.720 Like, how much is a package?

01:21:51.760 I mean, he was only doing two ads a month for three months. 0.99

01:21:54.640 So, fucking $1,500. 0.98

01:21:57.780 Well, when you only do one video a month, that doesn't make sense. 1.00

01:22:02.240 I do five.

01:22:03.160 You charge these diggas monthly and they're just being like, I'm just sleepy today.

01:22:07.060 Too cozy.

01:22:07.740 I'm not doing an episode.

01:22:09.480 I do five episodes a month.

01:22:12.160 Don't lie.

01:22:12.780 This episode was brought to you by Blanket. 0.99

01:22:14.920 He just fucking lays down. 0.99

01:22:17.880 He's just brought to you by Blanket. 1.00

01:22:19.040 He's cozy, bitch. 1.00

01:22:20.400 A little my blood pillow. 1.00

01:22:22.440 Yeah.

01:22:24.340 So, I create a mug.

01:22:26.400 Wait, so, Toad, tell us what do we think about Elon Musk's Spurr out?

01:22:30.340 Yeah, yeah.

01:22:30.680 Because I think he's explaining.

01:22:31.300 This is what I think happened.

01:22:33.160 I think that these acts were all intentional.

01:22:35.640 So, it started with Vivek, from what I could tell, coming from seemingly out of nowhere, tweeting, essentially, that we should replace what's bad about American culture.

01:22:46.360 And his examples were boy meets world.

01:22:49.020 And essentially, like, so not just 96.

01:22:51.540 You're telling.

01:22:52.280 Hold on.

01:22:52.540 Hold on.

01:22:52.740 Hold on.

01:22:52.980 You're telling me.

01:22:53.860 Hold on.

01:22:54.940 You're telling me. 1.00

01:22:55.700 Shut up. 1.00

01:22:56.500 Hold on. 1.00

01:22:57.100 You're telling me that your IQ didn't drop 10, 15 points the first time you saw Topanga?

01:23:02.300 Because mine did.

01:23:03.940 Yeah.

01:23:05.040 Oh, yeah.

01:23:05.360 Yeah.

01:23:05.580 Okay.

01:23:05.960 So, maybe he's right.

01:23:06.960 All right, continue.

01:23:07.580 She was hot. 1.00

01:23:08.600 I mean, yeah.

01:23:09.460 So, my IQ was actually even higher before.

01:23:11.980 That boy meets world was the start of my, like, brain damage happening. 0.93

01:23:15.300 Same. 0.60

01:23:15.440 So, he was, that was his example, and he's saying we need to replace that with his own kind, basically, like, street shitters that we import over from India. 0.99

01:23:24.520 And a lot of people did not like that, including me.

01:23:27.960 So, then what happened was so many people, I think, were opposing this.

01:23:32.020 Like, his ratio is not very good on that tweet.

01:23:34.760 Elon stepped in and basically was like, nah.

01:23:37.660 Like, I'm not going to have this from people that are, like, opposing this, basically.

01:23:41.880 Because I think Elon is on board with that agenda, too.

01:23:44.120 As you know, he is an African-American.

01:23:46.160 So, we have these two foreigners here who are basically saying this thing.

01:23:50.860 This is, like, their own form of the Great Replacement, basically. 0.65

01:23:53.540 They're still pushing a Great Replacement, but it's a different flavor, essentially, that they think the right is going to be on board with. 1.00

01:23:59.040 Pajits and white niggers. 1.00

01:24:00.480 Right. 1.00

01:24:01.160 Exactly.

01:24:01.920 Pajits and wiggers.

01:24:02.980 And then, essentially, the.

01:24:03.940 Look, she doesn't look that good there. 0.98

01:24:05.300 But I'm telling you, when I was a kid, she was hot.

01:24:07.660 Boy, yo, yo, yo.

01:24:08.640 I met her at a Tech N9ne concert.

01:24:10.900 You met her?

01:24:13.000 That's awesome.

01:24:13.520 Yo, yo, I met Topanga at a Tech N9ne concert, and I walked up to her at the bar, and I asked her if I could buy her a drink. 0.98

01:24:19.500 I shit you not. 0.94

01:24:20.620 Did she say yes? 1.00

01:24:22.740 She said no.

01:24:24.120 Oh.

01:24:24.820 But she was very nice about it, though.

01:24:26.900 Okay.

01:24:27.440 She seems like a nice chick, yeah. 1.00

01:24:28.760 I'm here with someone.

01:24:30.240 She's like, everyone your age tries to buy me a drink. 0.93

01:24:33.880 Clint got shot down.

01:24:35.680 Danielle Fishel is her name. 0.99

01:24:37.060 Clint got shot down by her butt in a very nice way. 0.67

01:24:40.900 So, you know what I think happened was Elon, then we know that, like, some of the biggest accounts. 0.97

01:24:45.960 Real quick, pause.

01:24:47.080 I just want to say, Clint, I'm proud of you for at least attempting.

01:24:49.760 That was a.

01:24:50.220 Yeah, hell yeah.

01:24:50.900 Clint.

01:24:51.220 Yo, I think.

01:24:51.740 That's like a guy's, like, a kid my age.

01:24:54.720 That was the dream.

01:24:56.140 I was like.

01:24:56.940 Clint.

01:24:57.300 I think you failed because.

01:24:58.460 I'm back to Clint's.

01:24:59.700 Clint.

01:25:00.020 I think you failed because you didn't go up to her and say, is your name Topanga? 0.91

01:25:04.680 Because I'm trying to bang you.

01:25:10.320 I'm sure she would have been like. 0.98

01:25:11.780 Oh, hell yeah.

01:25:12.160 She's probably one of the. 0.95

01:25:13.160 She's like, please get away from me.

01:25:14.180 Oh, it doesn't look so good now.

01:25:16.000 It doesn't look great.

01:25:16.600 Yeah.

01:25:17.220 It looks like.

01:25:17.820 It looks like.

01:25:17.860 It looks like.

01:25:18.740 This happened.

01:25:19.400 This happened a long time ago.

01:25:20.400 She was like late 20s. 0.99

01:25:22.240 I was like.

01:25:23.540 Yeah, I was about it.

01:25:24.360 It's like, I'm a boy.

01:25:25.400 You should meet my. 1.00

01:25:26.060 The baby is always fake, by the way, because these whores don't have kids. 1.00

01:25:29.860 They kill them. 1.00

01:25:31.300 Right.

01:25:31.820 So I think back to this Elon thing, I think that when we know that like the largest accounts

01:25:36.520 that were vocally opposed to this, opposing like what the vague was saying, I can't even

01:25:41.000 talk anymore, opposing what the vague was saying, they all like started losing their

01:25:44.880 check marks.

01:25:45.540 So Elon is coming in and like censoring in Elon actually even posted like this is what

01:25:49.580 I'm doing with the algorithm now.

01:25:50.920 So I think we're getting like we're basically getting censorship from the other side here.

01:25:54.960 It's not good.

01:25:56.320 It's not a good.

01:25:57.080 But you have not you.

01:25:58.240 I mean, you made it sound as if you understood Elon's behavior.

01:26:01.700 Explain Elon.

01:26:03.400 You're the you're the you're the resident autist.

01:26:05.320 I need you to explain his rationale.

01:26:07.700 Is he mad?

01:26:08.380 Like, is he really legitimate?

01:26:09.680 Because he seems genuinely mad to me.

01:26:12.560 Yes, I think he is.

01:26:14.260 He is actually mad.

01:26:15.480 Yes, I agree.

01:26:16.580 So right.

01:26:18.140 And he's mad and he has the power.

01:26:19.840 And that's like, that was a wild comment. 0.88

01:26:24.460 Someone said I jerked up to Corey, jerk it off to Topanga. 0.96

01:26:28.960 Corey's his own. 0.99

01:26:30.220 That's how hot she is. 1.00

01:26:31.520 Not gay. 1.00

01:26:32.420 Yo, Cole, you're so young.

01:26:34.080 Is this like even a reference you get?

01:26:35.900 So what's funny is because I get that.

01:26:37.660 But I go even back further.

01:26:39.360 Saved by the bell.

01:26:41.140 Oh, yeah.

01:26:41.960 Yeah, yeah.

01:26:42.680 Kelly?

01:26:43.120 Wasn't it Kelly?

01:26:44.060 Yeah, Kelly.

01:26:45.100 One hundred percent better than Topanga.

01:26:46.040 Kelly Slater, bro.

01:26:47.400 Better than Topanga. 1.00

01:26:48.240 Fucking slam piece, dog. 1.00

01:26:51.160 Not even. 1.00

01:26:52.100 It's not even close.

01:26:53.600 They're playing different games, dude.

01:26:56.060 Topanga and Kelly.

01:26:57.400 Saved by the bell, man.

01:26:59.320 Dude, Saved by the bell.

01:27:00.620 They're both great.

01:27:01.720 But I don't know who wins it.

01:27:03.600 Kelly versus Topanga. 1.00

01:27:04.420 Kelly had that like massive like white bitch fro. 1.00

01:27:07.140 You know, because her hair was like so teased. 0.99

01:27:13.980 Screech.

01:27:15.060 Dude, Saved by the bell.

01:27:16.060 This guy. 0.99

01:27:16.860 He was a pedophile, wasn't he? 1.00

01:27:18.320 Yo, fucking Jeet said like, oh, you guys spent so much time looking at fucking Corey and Topanga. 1.00

01:27:23.680 But nobody idolized Screech. 0.99

01:27:25.540 Show Screech. 0.99

01:27:26.060 He looked like a dickhead right there. 1.00

01:27:27.280 Because he was a fucking nerd. 1.00

01:27:29.020 Nobody idolized Screech. 1.00

01:27:29.920 Was he a pedophile or a murderer? 0.92

01:27:31.220 Was he a pedophile or a murderer? 0.98

01:27:31.900 This is what happened. 0.90

01:27:32.500 I'll tell you what happened to Screech. 0.99

01:27:33.740 Or rapist.

01:27:34.400 Dustin Diamond is the actor's name, right? 0.99

01:27:36.160 He became a porn actor and then he died.

01:27:39.220 Yeah. 0.99

01:27:39.540 Yep.

01:27:39.840 That's true.

01:27:40.260 But you know what's weird?

01:27:41.300 Out of all of those people, like the last ones I would have expected are the ones that

01:27:46.180 I saw naked.

01:27:47.880 You see what I'm saying? 1.00

01:27:48.820 Like, I've seen Screech's dick. 1.00

01:27:52.400 I would have thought any of those other guys I would have seen their dick. 1.00

01:27:54.820 I never saw any of their dick. 1.00

01:27:55.860 Once I heard Screech's porn, I was like, I have to like watch it just for the novelty. 0.99

01:27:59.480 Of course.

01:27:59.980 Who didn't?

01:28:00.640 The novelty. 0.66

01:28:01.460 I haven't watched the Screech porn. 1.00

01:28:03.360 He was like fucking a chicken. 1.00

01:28:04.540 I didn't even know that existed. 1.00

01:28:05.300 And then her, I would have never thought. 0.68

01:28:07.660 And then she goes on to do Showgirls and I'm seeing her like crazy naked. 1.00

01:28:10.840 Never would have expected that.

01:28:12.900 And she was kind of a prudish character somewhere. 0.99

01:28:14.640 She was.

01:28:15.260 Yeah.

01:28:15.740 And she also got high on meth and couldn't stop dancing. 0.98

01:28:18.840 Yeah.

01:28:19.700 No, it wasn't caffeine pills actually or whatever.

01:28:22.280 But they were like, it's caffeine pills.

01:28:23.700 It was meth.

01:28:24.740 It was just nothing.

01:28:26.000 Well, it was energy pills.

01:28:27.040 It was at the time where like they were selling like just out over the counter, like essentially

01:28:30.520 meth.

01:28:30.860 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:28:31.980 Was she taking Jack 3D? 1.00

01:28:34.160 Yeah, it's like shit like that. 0.98

01:28:35.240 Well, it's like the early stuff. 0.99

01:28:36.320 They had like a, I forget the stuff they had.

01:28:38.880 I'm so, I'm so, I'm so scared. 0.98

01:28:41.340 Yo, dude, that Jack 3D shit had me seeing demons, yo. 0.98

01:28:44.160 Wait, you took that? 0.99

01:28:44.720 Yeah, dude. 1.00

01:28:45.360 Fuck me up. 1.00

01:28:46.340 It was dope. 1.00

01:28:47.220 The best work of my life. 0.99

01:28:47.620 Did you take that before like baseball games and shit? 0.99

01:28:50.680 Would you take that before baseball games? 0.98

01:28:52.920 I did it a couple of times, but it's not, it's not good.

01:28:55.320 Dude, you guys ever take a red line?

01:28:57.080 You ever take a red line?

01:28:58.200 I took a red line.

01:28:58.780 I took a red line before basketball games.

01:29:00.520 Those are great for like cardiovascular activities.

01:29:03.160 Like something like a game, like a sports game.

01:29:05.520 Like pre-workout's great for working out, but not, like red line's not good for working

01:29:09.540 out.

01:29:09.700 Like a red line's good for like soccer game or something like that.

01:29:12.520 Like a long drawn out like thing.

01:29:14.620 My dad would give me a red line.

01:29:16.000 He'd be, because it literally, it literally was, it was like you only drink half the bottle.

01:29:19.700 The bottle's only like that big.

01:29:21.120 I would take, I would drink the first half like before a soccer game and then at halftime

01:29:25.080 drink the other half.

01:29:25.800 Dude, I took a sip, because I didn't use to drink caffeine at all. 0.98

01:29:30.140 I took a sip of a five hour, whatever the fuck it's called. 0.99

01:29:33.140 Energy, energy. 0.98

01:29:33.940 Energy, yeah.

01:29:35.000 And I did not sleep the entire night.

01:29:37.280 I stayed up an entire day.

01:29:38.380 Wow, that's wild.

01:29:39.240 Because I was so sensitive to caffeine.

01:29:41.220 That's killer.

01:29:42.140 That's killer to Clint, by the way.

01:29:44.480 I could drink 10 days.

01:29:45.420 A day of without sleeping.

01:29:46.480 You know what's weird though?

01:29:48.740 What's weird though?

01:29:49.700 Is that when I was in my early 20s, I would, I would go out and I would party and I would

01:29:55.840 pull all nighters and then go work for my dad.

01:29:58.340 It was, it was insane.

01:30:00.540 I'd be sitting there and like, I'd be doing accounting on QuickBooks and like the numbers 0.92

01:30:04.420 would start to fucking move around. 0.91

01:30:05.760 I'm like, this is awful. 0.99

01:30:07.380 I would do it.

01:30:08.000 I would do it at least once a month.

01:30:09.720 I swear to you.

01:30:10.320 Yeah.

01:30:10.500 That was like what happened during my stroke, man.

01:30:12.420 Yeah.

01:30:12.620 Yeah. 1.00

01:30:12.800 Early 20s, you just do dumb shit. 1.00

01:30:14.820 It's crazy. 1.00

01:30:15.340 I've done dumb shit like that. 1.00

01:30:16.120 I'd be like, oh fuck it. 1.00

01:30:16.820 I'll just get an hour and a half of sleep and go to work. 0.99

01:30:18.980 I'm like strenuous job with heavy machinery.

01:30:21.420 I was about to say, I was like, because you were, because Clint, you were in an office,

01:30:25.480 whatever.

01:30:25.880 Yours is easy peasy. 1.00

01:30:27.880 Not with your dad fucking sitting right behind you. 1.00

01:30:30.260 That shit sucks. 1.00

01:30:31.240 Go ahead. 1.00

01:30:31.780 Jose was doing like hard labor probably.

01:30:34.220 Like he's probably like, probably drinking too.

01:30:35.980 So he's probably sweating bullets, dude. 0.99

01:30:37.760 He's probably just fucking buckets of sweat. 0.98

01:30:40.420 My list of, my list of jobs in my life has been landscaper, construction worker, and aircraft 0.99

01:30:45.000 mechanic.

01:30:45.860 And then I guess that's about it.

01:30:47.060 Aside from like podcaster and breeding cats.

01:30:49.320 Dude, I bet, I bet like after a night of drinking, you were sweating buckets, dude.

01:30:53.140 Like you just poured.

01:30:54.540 So it could be, it could be 50 degrees outside.

01:30:57.900 I was like, I had some like long nights drinking party and stuff.

01:31:01.700 Then the next day, drive a tractor trailer.

01:31:03.660 And I actually made it the whole day. 0.97

01:31:06.100 When I got back to the yard, I was backing up and I fucking smashed up the windshield. 0.87

01:31:10.320 I like turned into another trailer. 0.93

01:31:11.880 I was like, I can't do it.

01:31:13.260 I'm just like too tired.

01:31:14.540 How often, how often do you get drunk drunk?

01:31:17.100 Me?

01:31:17.820 Yeah.

01:31:20.200 Um, not very often.

01:31:22.800 Not anymore.

01:31:23.080 Not even in Jamaica, no.

01:31:25.880 I don't drink like that.

01:31:26.540 I can't, I cannot, I can't remember the last time I got really drunk.

01:31:30.120 I can't remember.

01:31:31.160 It's not fun.

01:31:32.360 I can't.

01:31:32.780 It's not so long.

01:31:33.880 I've drank a little thing of scotch over the past few days, but I hadn't had a drink

01:31:37.460 since the Sam Tripoli comedy show before that.

01:31:40.360 I was just like, oh beer.

01:31:41.100 But yeah, and I've, I've been just sipping on that like slowly.

01:31:43.900 So I definitely even got drunk at all.

01:31:45.400 Yeah.

01:31:45.580 I like never drink.

01:31:46.440 The older I get, the less I'm drinking.

01:31:48.240 Yeah.

01:31:48.580 I like to, I can get like a nice, a nice little even stuff like in, like right in the middle.

01:31:53.180 And that's good for me.

01:31:53.980 But I don't even like doing that.

01:31:55.400 I'm high on life, baby.

01:31:56.340 I'm telling you, Cole, if I was your age, we would be best buds.

01:31:59.440 We would be, we'd be drunk all the time.

01:32:01.700 I'm telling you, dude, five years, Cole, it will start being like, at least for me, it's

01:32:05.960 like, I don't know. 0.96

01:32:06.700 I'm like fucking, I like, I'll, I'll drink. 0.97

01:32:09.060 And then the next day I'll be like, I'm tired. 0.99

01:32:10.900 I have a light headache. 0.99

01:32:11.900 Cole, you're what, 27 or some shit? 0.99

01:32:14.140 28. 0.98

01:32:14.940 Yeah.

01:32:15.260 28.

01:32:15.740 Oh, dude.

01:32:16.160 I drank heavy until my early thirties.

01:32:19.080 Heavy.

01:32:20.220 Like crazy heavy.

01:32:22.780 So yeah.

01:32:23.620 You ever smoke K2?

01:32:24.800 Anyone ever smoke K2?

01:32:25.800 Answer that question in the penthouse, baby boy.

01:32:28.340 That's a good question.

01:32:29.200 You mean climb that mountain?

01:32:30.760 Actually, Jose, you probably did.

01:32:32.740 Yeah.

01:32:33.340 Thank you guys so much for tuning in to Alive Tower Gang.

01:32:35.200 We love you very much.

01:32:36.240 I hope you enjoyed the new intro.

01:32:37.640 Hope you enjoyed the lane.

01:32:38.360 Wait a second.

01:32:38.760 If you want to join us in the penthouse, you can do so by going to the QR code in the bottom

01:32:43.100 right hand corner of your screen right now.

01:32:45.400 That is patreon.com forward slash towergang.

01:32:48.960 Go over there.

01:32:49.540 At the $5 level, you can join, watch the pre-show, post-show.

01:32:52.520 You can get ad-free podcast experience on Spotify where we do upload the videos so you can watch

01:32:58.840 that on mobile.

01:32:59.860 Go there.

01:33:01.300 Discounts on merch.

01:33:02.920 And I think I'm going to, yeah, maybe I'll do some, I'm working on the laser printer. 0.94

01:33:06.260 So guys at it, people at a certain level will be getting like maybe some cool shit like this. 0.87

01:33:10.780 Or actually, hold on one second. 0.92

01:33:11.880 Let me show.

01:33:12.460 Wait, wait, wait.

01:33:12.980 Wait right there.

01:33:13.200 And you also get access to the Telegram where you can talk to other insane people that love

01:33:19.300 this show.

01:33:20.420 And I'm unfortunately in it and I get notifications for it all the time.

01:33:24.500 You have notifications on?

01:33:25.680 Yeah, I turn it off and pop in when I want.

01:33:27.800 I don't have notifications, but I will have the little icon.

01:33:31.540 It doesn't make a noise, but I see it.

01:33:33.660 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:33:34.140 Like once a day, I'll just go and see.

01:33:35.680 I don't kill myself.

01:33:36.640 Haven't yet glued it together.

01:33:38.020 Dude, that's amazing.

01:33:39.160 That looks amazing.

01:33:39.720 Three pieces of it.

01:33:40.580 That is sick.

01:33:41.520 You 3D printed that?

01:33:43.720 No, this is a laser cut.

01:33:46.060 That's dope. 0.99

01:33:47.100 So, yeah, I mean, oh, hey, look, we've got the fucking Lainey, you know, the two wolves 0.99

01:33:51.180 inside of me. 0.99

01:33:51.920 The two wolves, yes.

01:33:52.620 I'm going to be doing like physical merch and that stuff is going to be hard to make and

01:33:56.700 source because I'll be doing it, but it'll be available to patron members first and foremost.

01:34:01.160 It's going to be cool.

01:34:02.140 And we're doing like coffee cups and shit like that, but all that stuff soon.

01:34:05.240 Before this, we're doing metaphorical merch. 0.58

01:34:09.740 Top, top.

01:34:10.420 You've got to get Josie that shirt for real. 1.00

01:34:13.220 I'll fucking send it express. 0.97

01:34:15.120 Yeah. 0.98

01:34:15.360 Let's do this.

01:34:16.280 Because she will be on IRL again, not too far down the road, and it would be unbelievably

01:34:21.840 hilarious to see this.

01:34:23.780 How did Josie get fired? 1.00

01:34:24.960 Too retarded to stop. 1.00

01:34:26.960 Gotta do it, man. 1.00

01:34:29.260 Especially with too retarded to stop. 1.00

01:34:33.120 And it's just your face. 0.99

01:34:36.920 I can imagine Tim looking at the shirt and just being like, I can't get away from this 1.00

01:34:41.020 motherfucker. 1.00

01:34:43.340 I'm in your head, baby boy. 1.00

01:34:44.800 I'm in your beanie.

01:34:45.980 It's going to end up, it'll end up where Tim will have to have me back on the show to tell

01:34:51.120 me that he hates me.

01:34:52.220 Probably not.

01:34:52.620 That'd be great.

01:34:52.940 I don't care.

01:34:53.320 Oh yeah, no, I'm sure, listen, we've cut it up, but he's got no use for me until I'm

01:34:57.280 too big to deny which is happening anyway.

01:34:59.320 So there we go.

01:35:00.340 Guys, we'll see you in the post chat.

01:35:02.940 Bye. 0.97

01:35:03.180 It's the Tower Power Hour slut. 1.00

01:35:05.980 It's the Tower Power Hour bitch. 1.00

01:35:07.660 No way, Jose. 0.99

01:35:09.120 Liberty Lockdown. 1.00

01:35:10.340 It's the Tower Power Hour bitch. 1.00

01:35:12.780 Reed. 1.00

01:35:15.420 Cole.

01:35:17.040 Top Lobster.

01:35:18.360 And Toad.

01:35:19.720 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:35:22.200 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:35:23.860 Liberty Lock is truth, eh?

01:35:25.660 Same with Lobster, Cole, and Jose.

01:35:28.180 Toad is sick, no way, Jose. 0.99

01:35:30.220 It's the Tower Power Hour slut. 1.00

01:35:31.800 They made Daysmith all his. 0.99

01:35:33.320 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:35:35.860 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:35:38.380 They made Daysmith all his fame.

01:35:40.800 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:35:43.640 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang. 0.96

01:35:48.440 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables in a little bit. 0.94

01:35:55.720 I mean, I mean, that's all, folks. 0.81

01:36:01.800 Thank you.

Tower Gang - December 28, 2024

Ep 209 -Tim Infinity Pool

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