Tower Gang - Ep 231 - LARPing Degeneracy

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00:00:12.460 Hashtag make a play.

00:00:14.860 I like that. That's a good idea.

00:00:17.380 Sounds very gay. 0.98

00:00:19.160 You know what's gay? 0.98

00:00:19.760 What's going on with Clint, guys? 0.94

00:00:20.600 Complaining about starting the show. How about that? That's fucking gay. 1.00

00:00:23.380 Well, we have a show to do, so we gotta start. 1.00

00:00:25.120 We have a show to do. 0.99

00:00:26.200 How about you get a job there, fuckface? 1.00

00:00:28.140 Wow. 1.00

00:00:28.540 Nice. Guys, guys, guys.

00:00:30.580 I've had one for longer than you've been alive, child.

00:00:33.500 And I'm currently employed.

00:00:35.480 Don't care.

00:00:36.640 Don't care?

00:00:39.380 I think you pretty much care because you've been complaining every day about how your life is ruined.

00:00:44.540 Welcome to Tower Gang.

00:00:46.920 Oh, you're alive. Yeah.

00:00:48.200 Oh, who cares?

00:00:49.500 That was mean.

00:00:50.620 I know. I wanted to start off something really mean.

00:00:53.340 I wanted to really get under his skin because he gets so upset about that we're late.

00:00:57.280 All right.

00:00:57.860 Let's be honest with the people.

00:00:59.140 Clint's not here right now.

00:01:00.060 I don't know where he is.

00:01:01.160 He just doesn't care.

00:01:02.440 Yeah, he doesn't.

00:01:02.940 I mean, he has, what, like 250,000 followers or something?

00:01:05.540 Why would he care?

00:01:07.000 I think he's in it.

00:01:07.600 Why would you do this show?

00:01:09.340 Yeah, it's a good point, really.

00:01:10.660 Joe Reagans.

00:01:12.260 He's going to say something like...

00:01:14.120 Is he a pitcher? 0.99

00:01:14.140 If you call him, he'll be like, oh, shit, it's Wednesday today or something like that. 0.99

00:01:18.400 Like waking up. 1.00

00:01:19.700 His schedule's all fucked up. 0.98

00:01:22.540 Well, I have nothing to... 0.98

00:01:24.360 I have no schedule to adhere to now and I'm still here.

00:01:26.720 How are you doing without a schedule?

00:01:28.580 Like what are you doing all day?

00:01:29.580 What's your daily routine?

00:01:30.580 Are you losing your mind?

00:01:31.080 I don't have one.

00:01:32.080 I don't know what I'm doing.

00:01:34.340 Is that just chaos or what is that?

00:01:36.160 I've been talking to attorneys, exercising.

00:01:41.600 Yeah, I mean...

00:01:42.920 For 12 hours a day?

00:01:44.940 Yeah, I'm going to be ready for Pro Grove.

00:01:47.680 I'm going to be in the bodybuilding competition at this point. 0.96

00:01:50.320 Oh, shit, are you like actually taking this as an opportunity to make positive development for yourself? 0.97

00:01:54.220 I want to ask, over under 30 minutes a day. 0.99

00:01:59.100 Do we think that...

00:01:59.780 Because he lies.

00:02:01.020 He just lies.

00:02:02.140 I do not.

00:02:02.460 Is he actually exercising?

00:02:04.040 As I'm saying, I think he might be...

00:02:06.240 I think he's genuinely taking this as an opportunity to better himself and I think that's good.

00:02:09.520 I think he actually is exercising.

00:02:11.040 I will say that.

00:02:12.140 He looks good.

00:02:12.660 I just think it's under 30 minutes.

00:02:14.860 Look at him.

00:02:15.700 I know, I'm not yellow.

00:02:17.520 Exorcising.

00:02:18.200 Well, I'm doing that too.

00:02:19.200 There are demons.

00:02:20.600 Zoom in on him.

00:02:21.480 Toad, I know you have a watch.

00:02:23.720 Is it a Garmin watch?

00:02:24.920 It is.

00:02:25.680 Okay.

00:02:26.060 Doesn't he look healthy?

00:02:26.500 Do you track your workouts?

00:02:27.260 He looks like he was sweating.

00:02:27.960 Yeah.

00:02:29.100 No, just steps and calories and whatever.

00:02:32.440 I don't know.

00:02:33.080 I don't know how this thing works.

00:02:36.060 What?

00:02:38.480 It's like...

00:02:39.120 It's so easy for me to be like, hey, if you're exercising, you can just track your workouts.

00:02:42.880 I know there's an app for it, whatever.

00:02:44.540 Yeah, I don't bother with that.

00:02:45.620 It's on the watch itself.

00:02:47.060 You just hit a thing.

00:02:48.160 Literally, it's like one button.

00:02:51.160 Is it?

00:02:52.840 What does it say?

00:02:53.680 What's it supposed to say?

00:02:55.240 I literally have a Garmin watch.

00:02:56.440 I don't have...

00:02:56.840 I have my Samsung watching out.

00:02:59.040 And you can change it to...

00:03:00.280 Walk, run, bike.

00:03:01.520 Yeah.

00:03:04.000 He might be a mess.

00:03:04.920 Straight cardio.

00:03:06.320 It's to be all pit.

00:03:07.640 This is great content.

00:03:09.940 Well, it's just funny because he figures out his Garmin watch.

00:03:13.100 We have a lot of good content.

00:03:14.540 You guys never want to get to it.

00:03:17.200 Well, we'll get to it when Clint gets here.

00:03:18.580 We're going to sit here and we're going to play this awkward...

00:03:20.560 Clint might not be alive.

00:03:21.560 ...silence with no intro until Clint gets here.

00:03:23.760 So we're going to need you guys out there to go all go on Twitter and go at Liberty Lockdown. 0.99

00:03:29.060 Where the fuck are you? 0.99

00:03:30.220 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:03:30.380 Is there an intro?

00:03:31.560 Are we playing an intro like five minutes in?

00:03:34.360 Yeah.

00:03:34.620 I mean, at some point...

00:03:35.300 We've already talked about that.

00:03:36.560 Do you not listen?

00:03:37.400 We're doing the thing.

00:03:38.900 The new thing that all the podcasts are doing is this cold intro where we do this weird...

00:03:43.040 Oh.

00:03:43.580 ...like we're not doing this...

00:03:44.520 We've done it for the last three episodes.

00:03:47.120 I love when Breaking Bad did that.

00:03:49.140 Yeah.

00:03:49.360 Top Lofts of Productions.

00:04:09.620 It's Top Lofts of Productions. 1.00

00:04:13.300 As much as dumb stuff as black people do and as often as they go to prison, where do they 1.00

00:04:18.000 keep coming from? 1.00

00:04:18.760 They are basically farm equipment.

00:04:20.720 That's crazy.

00:04:22.920 If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go. 1.00

00:04:25.620 Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans. 1.00

00:04:31.000 Let's go straight up to Israel. 1.00

00:04:34.740 I'm not even fucking kidding. 0.99

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00:04:58.420 It's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:05:00.060 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:05:05.780 Welcome to Tower Gang Wednesday. 1.00

00:05:09.060 We're here, man. 0.99

00:05:09.920 We've got fucking Toad. 1.00

00:05:11.180 We've got Cole. 1.00

00:05:12.220 We've got Jose.

00:05:13.100 We've got Clint.

00:05:14.180 We've got me, Top Lobster.

00:05:15.780 What's going on?

00:05:16.480 I forgot.

00:05:16.900 No, we don't.

00:05:17.360 We don't know where he is.

00:05:19.000 Yeah, he's missing.

00:05:20.160 It doesn't matter. 0.99

00:05:21.120 I forgot to update that shit again, man. 1.00

00:05:23.540 Life is just going so quick, Toad. 0.99

00:05:25.760 How are you feeling about life, man?

00:05:29.040 I don't know how to feel.

00:05:30.720 Cue the music.

00:05:34.220 What's going on with you?

00:05:35.060 No, I'm serious because there's...

00:05:36.420 By the way, every question that we've asked him, he's answered it with, I don't know.

00:05:40.240 It's just like...

00:05:40.940 Yeah, I don't.

00:05:42.620 Yeah?

00:05:43.840 Are you accepting the unknowing and learning to just seize the day?

00:05:47.800 Is that what you're saying?

00:05:48.720 Is that what I'm interpreting here?

00:05:51.240 I don't know if I would put it that way.

00:05:54.980 So, no, not taking it from a positive perspective.

00:05:57.540 Okay, got it.

00:05:58.040 Well, I wouldn't say that either.

00:05:59.820 Okay, well, then why don't you fill us in?

00:06:02.180 We're giving you the floor and you keep just blue balling us here.

00:06:05.860 People are legitimately worried about you.

00:06:07.420 We're trying to generate, you know, conversation.

00:06:08.600 I like to blue ball.

00:06:10.500 Toad, I've had two phone calls from, like, two big names in the last two days, and it's

00:06:16.040 basically been about you.

00:06:17.060 How is Toad doing?

00:06:18.180 They're, like, worried.

00:06:19.460 Wait, who?

00:06:20.040 Because he'll definitely go on to, like...

00:06:21.660 Big names?

00:06:22.420 What?

00:06:23.160 Adam the lectern guy.

00:06:24.080 People care about you.

00:06:24.660 Benjamin.

00:06:25.420 Yeah, they're, like, how is Toad doing? 0.99

00:06:28.300 And I'm, like, fucking, I don't know. 0.98

00:06:30.420 He's on the edge. 0.99

00:06:30.860 It's hard to tell.

00:06:31.400 Why does anyone care about me?

00:06:32.740 I don't know.

00:06:33.140 We should really lean into the suicidal aspect and be, like, but maybe if you could give

00:06:36.680 him something to live for.

00:06:38.120 Well, I get up.

00:06:39.460 I still make picks, and I pretend that I'm betting them.

00:06:42.520 Mm-hmm.

00:06:44.040 I like that.

00:06:44.680 So that kind of...

00:06:45.200 I like that.

00:06:46.280 That kind of gets me by a little bit.

00:06:48.500 Do you get on the betting app, and then just, like, put your finger over it, and then just

00:06:52.580 do it?

00:06:52.760 Yeah.

00:06:52.780 Well, I have to be on there, because I have to see, like, what the odds are at these

00:06:55.320 different sites, so I can give it out at, like, that particular price.

00:06:57.160 Are you doing tummy time?

00:06:58.220 You're doing your picks on your phone?

00:06:59.240 And I'm looking at it, and I'm, like, my hand is, like, shaking, and I'm, like, I can't

00:07:02.780 hit it.

00:07:03.120 No, I can't actually press the button.

00:07:05.580 Pretend.

00:07:06.420 Pretend gambling is crazy.

00:07:07.940 It's a crazy thing to say.

00:07:10.720 Well, like, if you, like, put your, like, name and reputation on it, you know, with a

00:07:15.980 channel of, like, 200 followers or whatever, there's, like, something at stake.

00:07:20.140 You know what I mean?

00:07:20.540 It feels real at that point.

00:07:25.020 I love that.

00:07:25.660 Can you, like, can you just, like, get some Monopoly money, and then just start putting,

00:07:28.840 like, giving that to, like, a random bookie that, you know, just be, like, I just had the

00:07:32.320 feeling of giving somebody money, but, like, it's not real, but at least in my head,

00:07:36.800 I'm still going to bookie.

00:07:38.220 We should give him toad bucks, and with the toad. 0.50

00:07:42.160 I like toad bucks.

00:07:43.440 I like toad bucks, like, but only when he hits, like, he's got to hit a banger or something 0.99

00:07:47.420 like that, so he's got to get toad with a banger. 0.78

00:07:50.200 One of those is, like, worth five toad bucks or something like that.

00:07:53.260 Maybe a hundred toads.

00:07:53.860 Star Crimes does have a good idea.

00:07:55.840 So, he said, Toe, put that ten thousand and something, dog. 0.98

00:07:58.140 Toe, do you think if that money that you get from your GoFundMe or whatever the fuck 0.98

00:08:01.700 it is, do you think you could increase, could you increase that investment that people gave 0.93

00:08:11.060 into you by doing your own investments? 0.99

00:08:13.780 LARPing degeneracy is a great fucking name. 1.00

00:08:17.120 Well, LARPing degeneracy is crazy. 0.99

00:08:21.600 I mean, that is kind of what I'm doing right now, yeah.

00:08:24.740 That actually is your life.

00:08:26.180 I'm so wholesome.

00:08:26.880 LARPing degeneracy is your whole life, actually. 0.73

00:08:28.360 I'm a pretend degenerate.

00:08:29.160 Well, I'm like a, yeah.

00:08:31.940 Yeah, that is actually a hundred percent what he is.

00:08:34.240 He's a poser. 0.96

00:08:35.480 He tends to be a degenerate.

00:08:36.640 I watch threesomes.

00:08:37.860 I don't participate in them.

00:08:39.480 Yeah.

00:08:39.640 The weight of 200 followers on Toe's shoulders.

00:08:45.420 One dollar from Purple Kraut says, if Toe was confident in his bets, he'd double down

00:08:50.600 right now. 1.00

00:08:51.080 These people are fucking evil, dog. 1.00

00:08:54.040 That's not how it works, man. 1.00

00:08:56.000 You got to have discipline.

00:08:58.220 Not bet more than you can afford, and right now I can't afford anything.

00:09:01.440 Toe the visage of discipline.

00:09:03.140 It's crazy, like.

00:09:05.460 Yes.

00:09:06.800 He LARPs discipline.

00:09:11.860 Totally.

00:09:12.460 He could be LARPing.

00:09:13.980 You have such autism.

00:09:15.740 And the thing with autistic people is that they are extremely cheap. 1.00

00:09:19.460 But it's like, it's funny how your autism is stronger than your vices. 0.99

00:09:25.280 Your vice is like gambling, probably pornography. 0.98

00:09:28.540 But the autism of.

00:09:30.080 It used to be alcohol, and he beat that.

00:09:32.140 It was pornography.

00:09:33.640 It's not pornography anymore, or alcohol, so that's good.

00:09:36.600 You gave up porn?

00:09:38.020 Yeah. 0.85

00:09:39.020 Porn gave up him.

00:09:39.540 Altogether?

00:09:40.220 When?

00:09:43.040 Well, I mean.

00:09:43.980 I'm going to come.

00:09:47.300 It's like, I would.

00:09:48.680 The way I get.

00:09:49.540 Three days a week.

00:09:50.740 Doing it three times a day to only two times a day is technically giving up porn to a certain extent.

00:09:56.240 I've curbed it a little bit.

00:09:57.400 I've heard about stopping.

00:09:58.280 Well, I'm definitely.

00:09:58.940 I'm not doing 32 anymore.

00:10:00.300 If you decrease something by 33%, you're like, that's a big deal, isn't it?

00:10:04.580 Yeah, it's a recession.

00:10:05.600 He's in a recessionary period when it's coming.

00:10:08.120 Dude, 32 down to three is like 90%, right?

00:10:12.360 Yeah.

00:10:13.120 Yeah.

00:10:13.800 It's a huge decrease.

00:10:14.100 You're doing really good.

00:10:15.180 I know. 0.90

00:10:15.460 Basically, the way that you can do it is just like, you can just look at a picture of boobs 0.99

00:10:22.080 and not actually jerk off. 1.00

00:10:24.680 Yeah, that's what not jerking off is, dog. 0.99

00:10:27.240 Yeah. 1.00

00:10:27.640 But that's not looking at porn.

00:10:29.780 That's not not looking at porn. 0.99

00:10:31.560 That's just not masturbating. 0.99

00:10:33.180 Yeah. 1.00

00:10:33.480 Wait, so you're still looking at porn but not jerking off? 1.00

00:10:35.980 Wait, so wait, if I was jerking off but not looking at porn, would that be worse? 1.00

00:10:41.820 No, it'd be better. 1.00

00:10:42.780 Are you casually looking at porn and not jerking off, you fucking weirdo? 1.00

00:10:46.160 That is weird. 1.00

00:10:46.980 That's insane.

00:10:48.300 Sometimes.

00:10:49.220 I just got to scroll.

00:10:50.820 I just have to see.

00:10:54.280 I got to keep up with the current events in the porn industry. 0.99

00:10:57.400 When you're strolling porn, are you getting a boner but just not jerking it off? 0.99

00:11:01.920 Is that what's going on? 1.00

00:11:03.120 You're just looking at porn.

00:11:04.480 It doesn't even get it hard anymore.

00:11:06.600 No, it doesn't do it.

00:11:08.460 Yeah, I don't know, man.

00:11:09.620 It's just like.

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00:11:23.380 Hashtag make a play.

00:11:26.260 It's just like.

00:11:27.420 I like the aesthetics of it. 1.00

00:11:29.540 You like the aesthetics of porn, you sick fuck. 1.00

00:11:32.840 Oh, God. 1.00

00:11:33.980 Toad will be the one that gets sucked up by the Illuminati when we get famous. 1.00

00:11:37.040 And goes to the weird sex party and does fucked up shit, you know? 1.00

00:11:40.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:41.420 Toad's going to be the one getting anal gang banged out of the gang. 0.99

00:11:43.720 No, no, no, no, no. 0.99

00:11:44.400 It's like in some weird Illuminati cult.

00:11:45.940 Toad is just like.

00:11:46.700 It's just like.

00:11:47.480 I don't like the story.

00:11:49.240 I don't like the sex. 0.99

00:11:51.020 I just like the aesthetic of anal gang bangs. 1.00

00:11:54.220 No, no, no. 1.00

00:11:55.100 I like the dark Illuminati snuff porn parties. 0.97

00:11:58.020 I don't want to partake. 0.99

00:12:00.080 His house is decorated like a gang bang. 0.75

00:12:02.820 No, it has to be like.

00:12:04.660 You know what I mean?

00:12:05.460 It has to be like nice and artistic.

00:12:07.540 I don't like any.

00:12:08.500 You know, like. 0.99

00:12:09.140 Like porn is disgusting. 0.97

00:12:10.460 You know what I mean? 0.98

00:12:12.240 I only like. 0.97

00:12:13.120 Artistic porn? 0.94

00:12:14.040 Is that what you're saying? 0.92

00:12:14.700 Is that a category of porn?

00:12:16.220 Yeah.

00:12:16.840 He just spelled it with an R instead of a U.

00:12:19.760 I'm going to need more information here.

00:12:21.720 So now you're casually.

00:12:23.440 You don't casually.

00:12:24.300 You just casually watch. 0.98

00:12:25.220 Watch artistic porn. 1.00

00:12:27.020 Like no jerking off. 1.00

00:12:27.920 You're just for fun watching. 0.98

00:12:29.200 It's like. 0.99

00:12:29.760 Artistic porn. 0.61

00:12:30.600 What does that mean? 0.97

00:12:31.040 It's like.

00:12:31.340 Like French films.

00:12:32.440 He's just watching French nudie films.

00:12:34.240 Actually, yeah.

00:12:34.900 Like the nude scenes in like some of those films.

00:12:36.880 Yeah.

00:12:37.060 Very artistic. 1.00

00:12:38.300 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

00:12:39.760 I just like it. 1.00

00:12:41.360 You like watching like. 0.92

00:12:43.140 Softcore sex scenes? 0.95

00:12:44.900 Yeah.

00:12:45.240 Not softcore either.

00:12:46.120 Probably like.

00:12:46.560 Is it pretty hardcore?

00:12:47.500 I feel like that you like.

00:12:48.760 But they're like slow. 1.00

00:12:49.840 They're like the weird slow fucking. 0.99

00:12:50.980 That no one ever actually. 0.99

00:12:52.180 I don't love it hardcore.

00:12:53.240 I mean.

00:12:54.240 That doesn't need to be a good. 0.99

00:12:55.000 You can skip the pussy completely. 1.00

00:12:57.440 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:57.860 It's much more dignified to do cocaine.

00:13:01.440 So it's like. 0.84

00:13:02.080 I watched this great porn the other day. 0.83

00:13:03.740 It was called Schindler's List. 0.83

00:13:04.880 Or something like that.

00:13:05.520 And it's just because.

00:13:06.620 Like you can't differentiate between the story.

00:13:09.120 And the porn part.

00:13:09.840 It's like. 0.98

00:13:10.040 I just saw naked people. 0.99

00:13:11.220 That's porn. 0.99

00:13:11.780 Well. 0.96

00:13:12.000 It's artistic nudity.

00:13:13.900 But they're like.

00:13:14.860 Way too thin for me. 0.99

00:13:16.880 Porn design for women. 1.00

00:13:18.280 They bring. 0.99

00:13:18.580 Yeah.

00:13:18.720 That is true. 0.63

00:13:19.140 You probably have found the porn design for women. 1.00

00:13:20.980 That would. 0.98

00:13:22.340 Yeah.

00:13:22.760 I mean.

00:13:23.340 I don't know.

00:13:23.960 Like lesbian stuff is pretty good. 1.00

00:13:25.700 Do you.

00:13:25.880 So.

00:13:26.140 I mean.

00:13:26.700 Do you do. 0.99

00:13:27.100 Do you even jerk off anymore by the way? 1.00

00:13:29.720 Not a lot. 0.99

00:13:31.400 Wait.

00:13:31.620 What?

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00:13:33.800 That.

00:13:34.260 Yeah.

00:13:34.440 Yeah.

00:13:34.800 Maybe.

00:13:35.360 Like.

00:13:35.740 Uh.

00:13:36.580 Once every couple of weeks.

00:13:38.580 Maybe.

00:13:38.920 Wow. 1.00

00:13:39.440 Oh shit. 1.00

00:13:40.140 That's pretty. 1.00

00:13:40.760 I don't believe that.

00:13:41.520 But.

00:13:41.820 Yeah.

00:13:42.040 What comes out.

00:13:42.660 What comes out.

00:13:43.900 What comes out when.

00:13:44.860 When you do it.

00:13:45.920 Oh.

00:13:46.100 A lot.

00:13:46.840 A lot.

00:13:49.060 Regret.

00:13:50.300 Regret.

00:13:50.740 Why did I do this?

00:13:54.040 Two weeks with no.

00:13:55.140 Why have you forsaken me?

00:14:00.740 Oh man.

00:14:02.060 I can just see him being like.

00:14:03.460 Oh.

00:14:04.820 I don't have a job.

00:14:06.720 I mean I also.

00:14:09.120 It's him. 0.97

00:14:10.360 I mean sometimes I will watch like threesome porn as well. 0.93

00:14:13.240 I mean that's in the mix. 1.00

00:14:15.380 You know like a pregnant lady getting fucked. 1.00

00:14:18.060 What the fuck dude. 1.00

00:14:19.660 I don't like that. 1.00

00:14:19.940 All right you're gone.

00:14:20.500 You're fired.

00:14:21.160 We're done.

00:14:21.760 We're.

00:14:22.340 Get out of here.

00:14:23.180 It's like.

00:14:23.580 That's weird.

00:14:23.820 He could have said. 0.98

00:14:24.540 You could have said scat porn. 0.99

00:14:25.800 But instead you were like threesome but a pregnant lady. 1.00

00:14:28.440 Like I'm like that's somehow more distasteful than like.

00:14:30.740 I'm now uncomfortable around you.

00:14:32.900 Yeah.

00:14:33.360 That's beautiful. 0.69

00:14:33.980 Pregnancy is a beautiful thing and you made it gross. 1.00

00:14:35.740 Just now you made it gross. 0.82

00:14:37.340 Yeah.

00:14:39.000 Yeah.

00:14:39.520 It was weird.

00:14:40.720 It was weird.

00:14:42.040 I'm trying.

00:14:42.700 I'm trying.

00:14:43.180 I'm trying out my material. 0.99

00:14:44.600 Damn it. 0.99

00:14:45.340 Yeah. 1.00

00:14:45.560 Don't do that one.

00:14:46.440 That's it.

00:14:46.700 That makes everyone uncomfortable.

00:14:48.460 That's the point.

00:14:49.040 Are you going to do stand up toad?

00:14:50.780 Toad do you want to do stand up?

00:14:51.740 Do you want to open for Owen Benjamin?

00:14:55.500 No.

00:14:55.900 I feel like I would like Mark Random it.

00:14:58.620 I think you should open for Owen Benjamin.

00:15:00.160 Second night Mark Random I mean.

00:15:02.080 Guys.

00:15:02.480 What do we think?

00:15:04.180 Well we have Owen give him some tips and run a couple sets on him.

00:15:08.060 No. 0.99

00:15:08.360 Fucking let Toad do his thing. 1.00

00:15:10.880 Don't even. 1.00

00:15:11.460 He's done it before.

00:15:12.420 You have haven't you Toad?

00:15:13.240 I remember you said you've done open mics before.

00:15:14.700 Think about it this way.

00:15:15.660 I've lied about it before.

00:15:16.280 Has anybody listening to this show?

00:15:20.020 Nobody.

00:15:20.480 I can tell you nobody listening.

00:15:22.300 Even like the people that are not listening.

00:15:23.980 50,000 fans of mine or 200,000 fans of Clint who's not here.

00:15:28.860 Not one of them has been approached and said, do you want to open up for Owen Benjamin?

00:15:33.740 And that'll never happen for them ever.

00:15:35.560 That'll never be a thing.

00:15:36.640 Yeah but I'm not a stand up.

00:15:38.820 Well.

00:15:39.120 Doesn't matter.

00:15:39.940 It doesn't matter.

00:15:40.620 It means I can see that you would be a unique opener and as long.

00:15:43.640 You only have to hit certain beats.

00:15:45.340 You can be god awful and be completely uncomfortable and as long as you get off at the end and here's 0.95

00:15:50.640 Owen Benjamin you're fucking good basically. 0.97

00:15:53.100 You know that's like really all you gotta do. 0.97

00:15:55.100 Give it up for Owen Benjamin.

00:15:56.780 I think he would crush though.

00:15:58.440 Yeah but then he has to like follow somebody who totally bombs.

00:16:02.560 Yeah.

00:16:02.900 Exactly.

00:16:03.420 He would have so much.

00:16:04.240 You're giving him so much material.

00:16:05.500 Here's the thing.

00:16:08.000 I don't think you can bomb with the crowd that's coming.

00:16:10.940 I just don't think you can bomb.

00:16:14.060 You just literally ride off of who you are. 1.00

00:16:16.560 Like I am Toad and I'm a fucking autistic. 1.00

00:16:18.400 Fucking do your jokes. 1.00

00:16:19.500 Don't do them. 1.00

00:16:20.240 I'm a degenerate LARPer.

00:16:22.420 I love degeneracy.

00:16:22.920 What are your jokes?

00:16:23.440 Do a uke song. 0.99

00:16:24.740 I don't fucking know something. 0.99

00:16:25.500 I love degeneracy. 0.99

00:16:26.480 Yeah.

00:16:27.360 I love degeneracy.

00:16:28.520 That's what I do.

00:16:29.660 That's actually.

00:16:30.740 Crowd work.

00:16:31.300 Yeah just find someone in the crowd and start making fun of random people.

00:16:34.360 Crowd work for five minutes.

00:16:35.500 Hey you. 1.00

00:16:37.000 Sir you look like a faggot. 1.00

00:16:41.460 Is that a kike over there? 1.00

00:16:44.580 That would be Toad's thing is he just starts doing slurs.

00:16:48.760 No.

00:16:49.100 Here's the truth.

00:16:49.660 That would be so good.

00:16:50.460 No my problem is.

00:16:52.000 David said I would laugh.

00:16:53.300 I would laugh the second he grabbed the mic.

00:16:56.280 Me too.

00:16:56.780 It's like just something like very funny about like so Shane introduces you is like we're

00:17:00.840 going to have Toad coming up and then you just walk up and you just grab the mic.

00:17:04.800 Just say Nick a lot.

00:17:05.800 Same here.

00:17:09.460 Yo dude.

00:17:10.260 Once you walk up to the stage and like fix the mic stand people are going to be laughing

00:17:14.020 already.

00:17:14.480 It's like it's the funniest thing that can happen.

00:17:17.380 I don't get it.

00:17:17.880 They're letting this guy open for Ben Owen.

00:17:19.720 Like that's already the joke itself.

00:17:24.060 My problem is I got to like write like material and like it has to be. 0.97

00:17:28.160 What the fuck else are you doing Toad? 0.72

00:17:29.920 What else do you have going on? 0.99

00:17:31.060 It has to be intellectual.

00:17:32.100 He has eight hours of attorneys calling.

00:17:35.220 No my problem.

00:17:36.520 My problem is that I don't think my judgment could.

00:17:40.060 Toad, Toad, Toad, Toad, Toad.

00:17:40.660 Listen to me.

00:17:41.660 Here's all I want you to do.

00:17:42.900 His schedule is like one hour of calling attorneys and seven hours of just casually

00:17:47.180 scrolling artistic porn. 0.73

00:17:49.380 I swear to God. 0.95

00:17:49.880 I have very simple.

00:17:50.980 Toad, Toad.

00:17:51.440 Listen.

00:17:51.740 Listen.

00:17:52.140 Listen.

00:17:52.400 Listen.

00:17:53.240 Get a notepad.

00:17:54.060 Get a notepad.

00:17:54.900 Bring it with you right now and just take notes of the crazy sagas because you're talking

00:18:00.000 to lawyers.

00:18:00.500 You probably have all sorts of weird things happening around you.

00:18:03.400 You're interesting stories or you might think so.

00:18:05.740 I should tell stories.

00:18:06.840 I'm just saying.

00:18:07.880 Notepads.

00:18:08.820 Don't listen to Jose.

00:18:09.960 Don't tell the story. 0.98

00:18:11.040 I'm fine with him telling stories because the best storytellers are liars.

00:18:15.100 Like the best storytellers. 0.98

00:18:16.500 Like I'm just saying like they are like the best ones that are liars.

00:18:18.940 Just get on the mic and call your lawyer. 0.89

00:18:24.260 I do like carrot top toad.

00:18:27.560 I do like carrot top toad.

00:18:28.860 Toad, just bring a hammer and a watermelon and just go to town, buddy. 0.99

00:18:32.480 Just like fucking just. 1.00

00:18:33.900 That's Gallagher. 0.99

00:18:35.940 Yeah.

00:18:36.340 Just go full Gallagher.

00:18:37.400 You know what?

00:18:38.140 What would be funny.

00:18:38.920 He's dead.

00:18:39.660 So maybe I could do that.

00:18:40.780 If we did.

00:18:42.040 You did a prop comic.

00:18:43.280 So like we'll give you a box and you walk up.

00:18:45.500 You put it on a stool next to you, but you don't know what the props are.

00:18:48.700 I like that. 0.99

00:18:49.840 That's like whose line is it anyway shit. 0.99

00:18:52.180 Yeah. 0.99

00:18:52.440 Except for there's a lot of pressure because you're opening for Owen Benjamin and you've never

00:18:55.600 done it before.

00:18:57.200 Russian Bear has a good idea though. 0.64

00:18:58.440 Toad, you do need a 24 hour live streamer or at least just like stream your day.

00:19:02.600 I suggested this.

00:19:03.620 I suggested that.

00:19:04.460 I think now is perfect because.

00:19:06.460 No.

00:19:07.640 Why?

00:19:09.440 Sup guys.

00:19:10.600 It's Toad.

00:19:12.180 Back with you after the worst day that I could possibly have.

00:19:16.540 One of the worst ever.

00:19:18.260 I mean, it's up there among the worst.

00:19:23.320 What day was that?

00:19:24.520 Was that when you got fired?

00:19:25.420 A long drop.

00:19:26.160 No.

00:19:26.440 That's probably literally like he went like two for three on bets.

00:19:30.560 No.

00:19:31.080 It was.

00:19:31.340 I think it was, it was, it was the Celtics got eliminated and I got fired on the same

00:19:36.860 day.

00:19:37.120 Oh my God.

00:19:38.600 It was that day.

00:19:40.160 God works in mysterious ways, Toad.

00:19:42.620 That was the worst better off dead ever. 0.53

00:19:45.240 Probably. 0.64

00:19:46.360 But Toad, explain to you.

00:19:47.400 Toad, give me an actual reason why you wouldn't live stream your day.

00:19:51.300 Like why you wouldn't just, yeah.

00:19:52.380 Wait, before you get that reason, it's just an invasion of privacy.

00:19:55.640 I don't want to.

00:19:56.280 Like no. 1.00

00:19:57.000 Toad, Toad, you do, you do this show, you do better off dead. 1.00

00:20:00.540 Like your privacy, you talk about all the stupid shit you've done in your life. 1.00

00:20:04.520 They can't see me when I check in at Lang Lang. 1.00

00:20:08.340 Dude, set up, set up fucking like. 0.99

00:20:10.160 I love that. 1.00

00:20:10.620 I love that he lied about this.

00:20:12.520 I love.

00:20:12.880 No, I didn't know.

00:20:13.540 I legitimately didn't know which episode that was.

00:20:15.460 I love that he lied about this.

00:20:15.920 Because I said the same thing.

00:20:16.740 I love that he lied about this.

00:20:18.300 I didn't lie.

00:20:19.080 I just didn't know which episode it was.

00:20:20.500 You just said.

00:20:22.720 I guessed which episode it was.

00:20:24.700 No.

00:20:25.400 You said.

00:20:25.660 You lied about the clip, the drop?

00:20:27.160 Yes.

00:20:27.680 Jesus, Toad.

00:20:28.060 I didn't know which episode it was because they're all so similar.

00:20:30.740 They all start that way.

00:20:31.540 Why did you just say, I don't know.

00:20:32.680 You said no.

00:20:33.300 That was after.

00:20:33.900 He said no.

00:20:34.420 That was after the Celtics lost and I lost my job.

00:20:36.680 Because that was an educated guess.

00:20:38.560 It's not an educated.

00:20:39.780 Okay.

00:20:41.020 Okay.

00:20:41.540 That's not a big deal. 1.00

00:20:42.360 That's some Jewy shit. 1.00

00:20:43.840 No. 1.00

00:20:44.560 He's a Jewy fuck, dude. 1.00

00:20:47.700 Jews. 1.00

00:20:48.160 Jews.

00:20:48.440 Jews. 1.00

00:20:48.700 Hates the Jews. 1.00

00:20:49.680 Jews. 1.00

00:20:50.500 Stop talking about me. 0.99

00:20:52.820 It just keeps coming back to you.

00:20:54.620 But anyway, give me one good reason why you wouldn't want to open for Owen Benjamin. 0.96

00:20:58.260 I think that that would be fucking great. 0.87

00:21:00.340 It's hilarious. 0.99

00:21:02.120 Phenomenal.

00:21:02.460 Just that I don't think I would be good at all.

00:21:04.860 That's the reason.

00:21:06.860 And that's why it'd be great.

00:21:07.700 I think you work better in a stand-up comedy aspect than you do in a podcasting aspect.

00:21:14.960 I think that you write, like the jokes that you craft are better for stand-up comedy or even written comedy.

00:21:21.220 Like tell us a joke.

00:21:21.880 We have no idea if this is true, but...

00:21:24.500 No, it is true.

00:21:25.520 Like most of his jokes, we don't get it because we like...

00:21:28.940 What did Lainey say?

00:21:29.620 I've watched the first two minutes of each Better Off Dead to clip the losing days.

00:21:33.740 Okay.

00:21:34.240 I need that because I'm going to make the intro for Better Off Dead.

00:21:37.260 I'm going to use that toad with a banger music for it or whatever.

00:21:40.680 I need to put like clips of me talking about losing on it.

00:21:44.680 You know what I mean?

00:21:45.920 No.

00:21:46.740 So you're going to do that like...

00:21:48.960 I didn't do what I asked.

00:21:50.320 So you're going to do that like during your day when it's already too filled up with attorneys and working out?

00:21:56.120 You know what else I was doing today?

00:21:58.460 I was uploading all the videos that hadn't been uploaded yet for the Tower Game Patreon as well.

00:22:04.100 So I was doing that. 0.84

00:22:04.960 Killing it. 1.00

00:22:05.740 Hell yeah. 0.99

00:22:06.100 Go over to Patreon, guys.

00:22:07.120 He regularly drops bangers that are well-structured, but they go underneath.

00:22:12.080 Because they're like...

00:22:12.760 If you read them, you'd be like, that's great.

00:22:14.620 But this isn't the format, the venue for it.

00:22:17.560 The venue for it is Bohemian Grove standing up in front of a microphone right before Owen Benjamin comes on.

00:22:25.860 Toad.

00:22:27.960 What? 1.00

00:22:30.360 He's going to do that stupid shit. 1.00

00:22:31.840 Hey, can we get a topic or something? 1.00

00:22:34.400 Mailbag.

00:22:34.980 Not even mailbag.

00:22:36.060 Let's do the topic. 0.99

00:22:37.260 I want to do the fucking G-spot topic. 1.00

00:22:40.840 Oh, this is great. 0.99

00:22:41.860 The G-spot one is good, but this is also good. 1.00

00:22:43.820 This is almost the G-spot.

00:22:45.100 It's the LeBond.

00:22:47.180 See what I mean?

00:22:47.980 You see how well-structured that joke is?

00:22:55.320 I don't understand what happens here.

00:22:57.760 Okay, this is bad.

00:22:58.260 He pulls out his fanny pack.

00:22:59.980 This is weird.

00:23:00.540 I don't feel like this is good.

00:23:01.460 I don't know.

00:23:02.540 I love how he strafes around for a couple of seconds.

00:23:06.080 Shoots one shot. 1.00

00:23:08.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:23:08.500 And then that's it. 1.00

00:23:09.500 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:23:10.060 I just killed him. 1.00

00:23:11.520 Kill that nigger. 1.00

00:23:12.660 Can we send this to you? 1.00

00:23:15.320 What are you doing, baby?

00:23:16.480 What is he doing?

00:23:16.820 I'm looking around.

00:23:17.700 I got to check.

00:23:18.860 Yeah.

00:23:19.200 I haven't watched this full video.

00:23:20.540 I was waiting for this.

00:23:23.960 Oh, reload.

00:23:25.320 All right.

00:23:25.800 Oh, and then he...

00:23:26.420 And there was already...

00:23:27.380 That was a live cartridge, by the way.

00:23:29.060 That was...

00:23:29.540 All right.

00:23:30.940 He drops that one.

00:23:32.620 He's having to pick it up and...

00:23:34.380 What is he...

00:23:35.260 What the...

00:23:35.980 Dude, if this was an actual battle, he'd be dead.

00:23:39.620 It doesn't shoot.

00:23:41.800 By the way...

00:23:42.640 By the way, can we...

00:23:43.580 Hold on.

00:23:43.980 Hold on.

00:23:44.220 Hold on.

00:23:44.720 This doesn't seem like it's legit, but it could be.

00:23:46.600 Why is he shooting from that?

00:23:48.060 Hold on.

00:23:48.480 Is this A?

00:23:49.080 I've seen none of this.

00:23:50.480 Technically, I have seen videos of guys doing this.

00:23:52.940 Basically, it's just like...

00:23:54.680 If you're up close to somebody, it's just like a thing where you're going...

00:23:58.380 I've seen videos of...

00:23:59.400 This is where I was like, I was going to play devil's advocate on this.

00:24:02.140 Because I've only seen like this.

00:24:03.240 You were going to play devil's advocate?

00:24:04.380 Yeah.

00:24:05.140 I've only played on...

00:24:06.620 Because I only saw the first 15 seconds, like 10 seconds, where he does this part.

00:24:10.920 I never saw the other part where he turns around for no reason. 0.62

00:24:13.340 I just think it's gay to post this in general. 1.00

00:24:15.280 That's the same thing as posting flexing shit. 1.00

00:24:17.620 Josie Colklin. 0.99

00:24:18.720 Thank you.

00:24:19.300 The other thing...

00:24:20.220 So, when Toad talks about this, I also want to...

00:24:22.960 Do we have the video of Toad shooting a gun?

00:24:25.200 Because I want to like...

00:24:26.660 I don't think we videoed it.

00:24:28.180 No, we definitely videoed it.

00:24:29.100 Definitely did. 0.99

00:24:29.800 We, you weren't fucking there. 0.98

00:24:32.660 I'm going to be there in a couple weeks. 0.92

00:24:35.860 But you weren't there that time.

00:24:38.060 Because that was...

00:24:38.560 I thought you were talking about the time when we went to Top South and shot.

00:24:40.280 I forgot.

00:24:40.980 He shot a second time.

00:24:42.260 Yeah, he did.

00:24:43.220 And Toad being like, why is he shooting like that?

00:24:46.220 And then we see Toad shoot and it's really funny.

00:24:48.520 It's really...

00:24:49.020 Yeah, it was bad, Toad.

00:24:50.660 Yeah, but I can look at this video and know that he's not doing it right.

00:24:53.580 And I can also know that I'm not doing it right.

00:24:55.420 But I don't think you know what you're talking about at all.

00:24:58.260 Yeah, I don't think you...

00:24:59.140 I think you're just like, you're just trying to... 1.00

00:25:01.400 Be like, fuck him. 1.00

00:25:02.220 It's awful. 1.00

00:25:04.060 Well, yeah.

00:25:05.580 Because I've seen something like this before.

00:25:08.320 Other people, they're like, if you're up close to somebody, this is how you pull out your gun. 0.97

00:25:12.820 And you can shoot them and then back up and get them away. 0.98

00:25:15.960 If you put a gun in their chest and pull the trigger, it will cause some issues. 1.00

00:25:20.740 And it's the thing of like, it's like whatever, like...

00:25:23.820 If you practice it, like if you're worried about being up close against somebody and having to shoot, I'm sure, like, if you're in that situation.

00:25:30.440 But like...

00:25:31.600 Someone said Toad do disarm videos.

00:25:33.620 How great would that be if we got Toad in the disarming videos? 1.00

00:25:36.740 Like the stupid, like, you know, the disarm... 1.00

00:25:39.320 Like, if someone's killing you the knife, like, you just... 1.00

00:25:42.460 I'm very disarming with women. 1.00

00:25:45.380 Yeah, it was a fun time.

00:25:46.280 I had a great time.

00:25:47.040 It was great.

00:25:47.540 That was sick.

00:25:47.960 Everybody's shoes. 0.99

00:25:48.700 Everyone looks fucking normal. 0.94

00:25:49.980 Leonardo, Joni, there's Adam. 0.98

00:25:51.920 There's a dude. 1.00

00:25:53.820 Fucking... 1.00

00:25:54.780 He shoots it. 1.00

00:25:55.420 That was pretty cool.

00:25:56.820 Well, I'm not normal, so we know this.

00:25:59.520 All right, whatever.

00:26:00.860 And then we get to Toad.

00:26:01.760 That gun was sick.

00:26:06.480 It's the craziest thing I've ever seen. 1.00

00:26:09.080 I think Top's in this dog shit. 1.00

00:26:11.300 Yeah, it's very choppy. 1.00

00:26:14.020 It makes me look more retarded, even. 0.97

00:26:16.800 It's choppy?

00:26:17.520 Yeah, it was when he resources.

00:26:22.140 Toad, you're going to get rid of that gun before you come up and see us here in Florida?

00:26:24.940 Oh, my God.

00:26:26.260 It's like...

00:26:27.900 Yeah. 0.98

00:26:28.800 Hell yeah, dog. 0.99

00:26:31.060 I don't believe you.

00:26:32.500 I think he's doing it.

00:26:33.180 I think he's working out.

00:26:34.040 I think he's improving his life.

00:26:35.460 When was this?

00:26:36.120 I've lost, like, 11 pounds this year. 1.00

00:26:38.300 Dude, fuck yeah, dude. 0.99

00:26:39.280 Don't be gone. 1.00

00:26:45.160 Dude, well, one issue is...

00:26:47.060 Clint is dead, I think.

00:26:49.580 One issue is that I did...

00:26:51.060 I can't see through the scope.

00:26:52.900 I think he has a safety on the whole time.

00:26:57.220 No, no, I was waiting.

00:26:58.300 I had to be safe.

00:27:03.840 It's crazy how long this is most of the...

00:27:06.460 This is nuts.

00:27:07.560 Bleep, bleep.

00:27:09.720 Yeah, and then I didn't hit the target, either.

00:27:12.140 You did such a great job.

00:27:13.700 You answered every question.

00:27:15.700 You knew all the facts.

00:27:19.740 I hate that video.

00:27:21.480 You're going to crush it this time around, though, buddy.

00:27:23.040 I hate it. 0.99

00:27:23.400 I want it to die, and... 0.98

00:27:25.620 Well, you got to do better. 0.96

00:27:26.880 If that was Joe Biden in that video, then I kind of want to be him right now, 0.99

00:27:30.700 because then I could just, like, shit my pants and die of prostate cancer. 0.99

00:27:33.360 You got to do it better, Toad. 0.99

00:27:34.400 You got to have proper posture, not be standing all weird like a weirdo, and...

00:27:38.300 Scott is here has a great...

00:27:39.140 Do you think Tim Poole shoots better than Toad?

00:27:41.320 Yeah.

00:27:42.180 Ooh.

00:27:43.140 Yeah.

00:27:44.100 Probably.

00:27:44.960 Actually, yeah.

00:27:46.040 He's definitely more coordinated than Toad is.

00:27:48.160 I bet you he shoots in the backyard. 0.99

00:27:50.960 Fucking all ninja style, like Phil Levante. 1.00

00:27:54.220 Ninja style Phil Levante. 1.00

00:27:56.420 You fired every round. 0.99

00:28:02.120 He's, like, shooting wildly, like, improperly just around, just doesn't know the fuck he's 0.99

00:28:07.140 doing. 0.99

00:28:07.900 It's like...

00:28:08.920 At least I hit the LeBond. 0.99

00:28:11.060 Who fucking cares? 0.99

00:28:12.020 It's like... 1.00

00:28:12.780 Psst.

00:28:14.160 We said...

00:28:15.180 Well, I was saying in the pre-show about, like, how they're, like...

00:28:19.260 I guess these guys are thinking about when I'm, like, making fun of them, and they're

00:28:22.820 getting upset, and they're telling, like, other people, like, I can't believe, like, you know,

00:28:25.420 like, what is this guy?

00:28:26.460 But it's like, how am I not...

00:28:27.400 Like, how am I supposed to not talk about this, Phil? 0.97

00:28:29.620 It's kind of gay, dude. 0.95

00:28:31.240 It's not just gay, but... 0.98

00:28:31.820 It's not just gay, but... 0.99

00:28:32.380 Like, it's gay, you know? 1.00

00:28:33.480 You put something up. 0.96

00:28:34.140 Make fun of Phil or me?

00:28:35.860 Phil.

00:28:36.260 I mean, Phil.

00:28:37.080 Phil.

00:28:37.400 Phil.

00:28:37.560 Phil.

00:28:37.720 Phil.

00:28:38.100 If he just put up, like, the first five seconds, like, I don't think he would get as much hate

00:28:44.200 as he did.

00:28:45.140 Like, it's just...

00:28:45.820 It's not even hate.

00:28:46.620 It's just, like, what are you doing, baby?

00:28:48.240 Yeah.

00:28:48.480 You're, like, standing there, you're fumbling around, and then when he's, like, reloading,

00:28:52.300 he's, like, walking back and forth.

00:28:53.580 I'm like, I don't understand this.

00:28:54.880 It just feels like when I see someone post, like, a workout video, and it's, like, something

00:28:59.200 that's not even, like, crazy.

00:29:00.360 And you're just, like...

00:29:01.360 I don't know.

00:29:01.780 Like, I don't know. 0.99

00:29:02.320 I guess I don't like when people post that shit, but it's, like, it's one thing if you're 0.99

00:29:04.580 doing something impressive, and you're, like... 0.99

00:29:06.060 But if you're, like, saying I was doing, like, 15-pound curls, and I was just posting that,

00:29:09.880 like, what are you doing?

00:29:11.040 Why are you doing this?

00:29:11.620 I'm gonna do that.

00:29:13.080 Like, are you saying it's impressive?

00:29:14.660 Like, if I was benching 135, like, oh, yeah, and videoing me, like, what are you doing?

00:29:20.300 That's crazy.

00:29:21.520 What a crazy picture that is.

00:29:22.680 Because, I mean, I don't know.

00:29:23.500 I'm not a gun guy, but, like, I didn't look right or well done.

00:29:27.560 But Phil is a gun guy.

00:29:29.000 That's the weird part.

00:29:29.820 Like, he is, like, he's always, like, yeah, yeah, I have all these guns, and I live out

00:29:33.720 here.

00:29:34.020 Like, I'm always carrying. 1.00

00:29:35.280 You know, like, this kind of shit is, like, you're the gun guy, and then we see you fucking 0.99

00:29:38.880 do the gun thing, and you're, like, what? 1.00

00:29:41.720 Legitimately fumble the bag.

00:29:43.340 It's just weird.

00:29:43.960 I don't know.

00:29:44.600 I guess it just kind of feels gay. 0.53

00:29:46.180 It's just, like, my mentality always was, like, lifting.

00:29:47.900 Back when I was big, I didn't post.

00:29:49.520 Like, it wasn't everyone who, like, posted.

00:29:50.460 Like, look at my book.

00:29:51.640 Like, I just, you just show, people see you're big, they see you can lift a lot, and they

00:29:55.580 just know it.

00:29:56.380 But if you're talking about it, posting videos, it's kind of just gay comes off as you're

00:30:00.460 kind of posing, almost, and trying too hard.

00:30:02.540 Yeah.

00:30:02.960 It just feels gay. 1.00

00:30:03.740 All right, fuck you. 1.00

00:30:04.960 I mean, I don't know. 1.00

00:30:05.560 I'm sorry.

00:30:06.140 I was talking about Phil, not you, but if you feel guilty about it.

00:30:09.340 No, I don't.

00:30:10.220 I don't care.

00:30:11.000 Like, I, well, because my, like, when I do lift and I post it, it's like, I'm lifting

00:30:15.460 legitimate weight.

00:30:16.720 Like, I, and.

00:30:17.520 Yeah.

00:30:18.100 I get that. 0.94

00:30:18.760 What's more gay, though? 0.89

00:30:19.780 That's why he's, like, the 135 example. 0.80

00:30:21.900 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:22.400 It's like, you're like, what are you doing, dude?

00:30:23.900 Like, just, like, you don't have to, like, just, just lift, dude.

00:30:27.900 It's okay, buddy. 0.95

00:30:28.620 What's more gay, though? 0.93

00:30:29.560 The videos of Cole lifting or the, uh, Cole butthole video? 0.98

00:30:34.380 Probably the butthole video, dude.

00:30:35.860 Yeah. 0.98

00:30:36.380 I don't even think the videos of me lifting are that gay.

00:30:39.180 No.

00:30:39.960 Because it's not, like, a lot of them are not even just, like, me showing off.

00:30:43.820 I'm literally just being like, here's the lift I'm doing today.

00:30:48.020 And it's just, like.

00:30:49.220 That's, like, this is exactly what I told Clint when I saw the video. 0.97

00:30:52.040 I said, Phil Labonte looks easy to kill. 0.95

00:30:54.460 And, like, not to threaten, like, I'm going to kill Phil Labonte, but, like. 0.99

00:30:57.440 Kill Labonte? 0.99

00:30:59.020 Kill Labonte, yeah. 1.00

00:31:00.160 It's, it's, I'm just, like, you look way too easy to kill. 0.99

00:31:03.340 Like, I don't know. 0.97

00:31:04.420 He's looking, like, 5'4".

00:31:05.720 He's compact.

00:31:06.440 Yeah, he's, he's very short.

00:31:08.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:31:08.620 Fucking shifty like an elf. 1.00

00:31:09.420 You can't fucking get a beat on him. 1.00

00:31:11.320 Shifty like an elf. 0.99

00:31:15.940 That's not nice.

00:31:16.780 It's not nice what I just said about him.

00:31:18.120 It is crazy.

00:31:18.580 I remember, like, I was, I do like All Their Mains.

00:31:20.780 I really like that band.

00:31:21.520 But it was weird when I met him.

00:31:22.620 And it's, like.

00:31:23.280 So do I.

00:31:23.640 You just expect one thing.

00:31:24.760 And then he's, like, literally, like, my height. 0.95

00:31:26.420 Maybe even, like, a cunt hair shorter. 0.87

00:31:28.040 And I'm, like. 0.92

00:31:28.320 I think he's shorter, yeah.

00:31:29.100 And I'm, like, I probably have, like, a good 30, 40 pounds on you.

00:31:31.480 And I'm, like.

00:31:32.320 Oh.

00:31:32.800 Okay.

00:31:33.360 Hi.

00:31:34.120 He's, like.

00:31:34.580 I think he's, like.

00:31:35.320 He's, like.

00:31:35.840 He's, like, 5'3", 5'4", I would guess.

00:31:37.840 Something like that.

00:31:38.640 Really?

00:31:39.520 Yeah.

00:31:39.760 He's not that short.

00:31:40.460 He's probably, like.

00:31:41.040 He's probably, like.

00:31:41.500 My height.

00:31:41.840 5'5", I'd say.

00:31:43.460 I think he's, like, my height.

00:31:45.620 I'm pretty sure he's shorter than I am.

00:31:47.480 He's pretty short.

00:31:48.280 And he's pretty lean.

00:31:49.180 So he's probably, like.

00:31:49.900 Yeah, he's super lean.

00:31:50.640 Yeah.

00:31:50.980 He's probably, like, 130 pounds, honestly.

00:31:53.200 It's kind of weird.

00:31:54.360 Maybe 140.

00:31:55.340 Maybe 160.

00:31:56.080 He's kind of bigger now.

00:31:56.980 He looks like you could throw him.

00:31:59.160 Yeah.

00:31:59.660 It looks like I could, like, lift him up like this.

00:32:01.380 Yeah.

00:32:02.060 You think you can water balloon him?

00:32:04.640 Not water balloon him, but I could, like.

00:32:06.060 Yeah, he's right on, like.

00:32:07.580 The edge of being, like, small across the ball.

00:32:09.920 He'd be a good figure skating partner.

00:32:11.560 Like, I'd be able to, like.

00:32:12.980 Small across the ball.

00:32:14.260 I want to see.

00:32:15.180 I like when Toad talks about fighting.

00:32:17.100 Because it just makes me think of him fighting.

00:32:18.900 And I just know that. 1.00

00:32:19.840 Phil would fuck you up. 1.00

00:32:21.740 Yeah. 1.00

00:32:22.220 Probably, yeah. 1.00

00:32:23.180 He would fuck your shit up, dude. 1.00

00:32:24.880 He would water balloon you, dude. 1.00

00:32:26.380 It would be really fun to be wild.

00:32:26.860 And if he works out and stuff, he's just kind of a small guy.

00:32:29.620 If you water balloon him, do you.

00:32:31.280 Are you dotting the LeBond when you do it?

00:32:33.320 If Toad.

00:32:34.060 If Phil LeBond, he sounded like.

00:32:36.240 Like, what's that guy's name? 0.99

00:32:38.020 The fucking elf dude that wants to beat up Toad? 1.00

00:32:40.500 Todd Hagopian. 1.00

00:32:41.640 I forgot about that.

00:32:42.420 Oh my god.

00:32:43.000 That'd be amazing if that was his voice.

00:32:45.340 Like, he has that good singing voice. 0.97

00:32:46.160 I still think Todd would fuck up Toad as well. 0.99

00:32:50.960 I think he would, too. 0.98

00:32:51.600 I think Toad pussed out of that. 1.00

00:32:52.800 He fucking. 1.00

00:32:53.400 Then do it. 1.00

00:32:54.120 We have an event.

00:32:54.920 No, I didn't.

00:32:55.680 We have an event.

00:32:56.500 We have an event right now.

00:32:58.100 You have all the time in the world to train. 0.99

00:33:00.120 Train to beat the fuck out of Toad Hagopian. 0.99

00:33:02.300 That's your. 1.00

00:33:02.720 That's your.

00:33:03.060 Make that your whole life mission.

00:33:04.620 That was already my life mission.

00:33:06.580 You.

00:33:07.060 You need.

00:33:07.580 No, it wasn't.

00:33:08.100 You didn't. 0.99

00:33:08.320 I hate that guy. 0.50

00:33:09.320 I'm Toad Hagopian and I am running. 0.86

00:33:11.020 Oh my god.

00:33:11.960 I have run small businesses and I have run large businesses and the one thing that I

00:33:17.400 can tell you is that businesses stop investing when they don't know what ridiculous regulations

00:33:22.160 are coming down the pipe.

00:33:23.860 My name is Todd Hagopian and as a libertarian, I am going to focus on only one thing and that's

00:33:28.920 putting Oklahoma back to work.

00:33:31.160 Do we still have that one meme where he's like, I'm like, well, it's been rough.

00:33:35.980 Oh, which one is more of a Toad twin?

00:33:39.540 Ooh.

00:33:40.660 Ooh.

00:33:40.960 What, Todd or Satan?

00:33:45.700 This.

00:33:46.360 Well, it's been rough.

00:33:47.940 Reverend or whatever her name is.

00:33:50.540 That's hard because they both, I mean, like, they could be like triplets.

00:33:55.040 He nails both sides of the spectrum.

00:33:57.120 Like, Toad is somewhere in this androgynous zone between like this female looking dyke 1.00

00:34:01.480 thing and Todd Hagopian, whatever the fuck he is. 1.00

00:34:03.180 The androgynous zone. 0.99

00:34:04.480 That's not where I want to be.

00:34:05.960 Yeah, you're in the androgynous zone. 0.75

00:34:07.380 Toad is the manly version of Toad.

00:34:12.360 Yeah, he really is. 0.98

00:34:13.260 That guy's going to beat, would beat the fuck out of you, Toad. 0.99

00:34:17.600 Does he have, does he have kids? 1.00

00:34:18.600 No, he wouldn't. 1.00

00:34:19.480 He would beat the absolute shit out of you. 1.00

00:34:20.640 I think he has kids, yeah. 0.99

00:34:21.640 Dude, he's like, I bet you he's kind of muscular, actually. 0.99

00:34:23.900 He's going to come out with like all this fury and beat the fuck out of you. 0.99

00:34:26.120 No, he's like a midget, dude. 1.00

00:34:27.800 He's like 5'3". 0.97

00:34:28.720 You are too.

00:34:30.380 We're all short, dude.

00:34:32.140 I'm taller than he is and I outweigh him as well.

00:34:34.840 Okay, cool. 0.99

00:34:35.900 He's going to beat the shit out of you, dude. 1.00

00:34:37.480 Put your money where your mouth is. 1.00

00:34:39.140 Challenge Todd Hagopian.

00:34:39.920 He already said he'd fight you. 0.99

00:34:41.620 Go to fucking Brogrove and we'll fucking stop the fight. 0.99

00:34:44.100 The androgynous zone is so true, though, because like both, on both ends of the spectrum, they've 1.00

00:34:49.280 had sex and you know, like one's a girl, one's a guy and then in the middle there's 0.65

00:34:53.780 Toad, no sex. 0.99

00:34:55.580 And you're just like, what is he? 0.77

00:34:57.120 Like, what's going on here?

00:34:58.620 Like, why?

00:35:00.000 And like, it's crazy.

00:35:01.700 It's the androgynous zone, man.

00:35:03.220 It's the androgynous zone is perfect. 1.00

00:35:04.860 The androgynous zone?

00:35:06.660 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:08.120 Let's fucking check this out. 0.99

00:35:09.460 It's usually the erogenous zone, but what is this? 0.99

00:35:12.480 I don't know.

00:35:13.100 It's just three minutes.

00:35:13.740 This is a buck tooth reverend.

00:35:15.720 What is she up to?

00:35:16.280 Well, Cole, it's been a while since we checked in.

00:35:18.520 We need we need content.

00:35:19.860 I mean, we have content, but it's been a while since I've seen what this retarded is doing. 1.00

00:35:24.260 So my spouse's anniversary, like our anniversary is happening tomorrow and we've been together

00:35:29.380 for what we've been married for six years, right?

00:35:33.320 Five or six years.

00:35:34.100 Six years.

00:35:34.440 I know.

00:35:35.400 And because it's going to snow tomorrow, he decided he was going to give me something

00:35:39.340 in advance.

00:35:40.480 So what is it?

00:35:41.560 Well, you know what they say, Bronwyn?

00:35:43.440 I know that you've always asked me in the past if I would ever remarry once you die.

00:35:50.820 So it's like running out of Twin Tower one to go into Twin Tower two. 1.00

00:35:58.120 Stupid fucking TikTok corrupting him. 1.00

00:36:01.100 This is what you do. 1.00

00:36:03.140 Well, I got you something that you have wanted for a while.

00:36:07.040 And I have to keep it secret because I know that I didn't want and I couldn't even buy it on Amazon.

00:36:14.480 This is crazy, right? 0.98

00:36:16.220 Like, I feel like anybody reading the shit in the back. 0.99

00:36:18.680 I'm so like, I don't know what is even happening there. 0.98

00:36:22.060 I don't know.

00:36:22.480 Let's keep watching.

00:36:23.360 This is a great video.

00:36:24.400 Pink ages. 0.98

00:36:28.620 Unprovable cleans are purple.

00:36:30.400 Orange equals killing.

00:36:31.780 I don't want to ruin it.

00:36:32.680 I know.

00:36:33.100 I see the look on your face.

00:36:34.240 You want me to ruin it?

00:36:34.760 I don't want to.

00:36:35.220 I don't want to.

00:36:35.760 Muscular system.

00:36:36.840 So I went and I got it at six o'clock in the morning.

00:36:40.780 After.

00:36:41.840 Days off Saturday, Sunday in case you forgot.

00:36:44.380 Poor boy.

00:36:45.340 And sorry. 0.80

00:36:46.060 The bed kind of sucks, but that's because that's all you can get at six o'clock in the morning. 0.98

00:36:50.020 Her husband looks exactly like this retarded kid that was a regular karaoke with me back 1.00

00:36:55.780 in the day at this karaoke bar that I used to go to. 0.99

00:36:58.240 This kid, Eddie, terrible singer.

00:37:00.580 He like really loved doing karaoke.

00:37:02.480 He looks exactly like this guy.

00:37:04.140 It's crazy.

00:37:05.800 That was.

00:37:06.580 Thank you for sharing that, Toad.

00:37:07.920 You're welcome.

00:37:09.020 Shout out to the new Eddie.

00:37:10.880 Shout out to Eddie.

00:37:11.900 Shout out to Eddie.

00:37:13.300 Shout out to Eddie.

00:37:14.700 Shout out to my new Eddie.

00:37:16.140 I'm so glad we talked about that.

00:37:17.560 They called him fast, Eddie, because it was an ironic nickname, wasn't it?

00:37:21.700 It's changing for more, Toad.

00:37:23.680 It's mean.

00:37:25.920 Are you going to open it?

00:37:26.880 Yeah.

00:37:28.580 Oh. 1.00

00:37:31.320 What the fuck? 1.00

00:37:31.940 That cut scene. 1.00

00:37:33.100 I was not ready for that cut scene.

00:37:34.840 Oh, my God.

00:37:35.720 I want to ask this.

00:37:36.680 How are her arms so small?

00:37:38.760 I need to.

00:37:39.320 Wait, wait, wait.

00:37:39.660 Her body is so large.

00:37:40.980 Dude, she looks like an inflatable T-Rex. 1.00

00:37:44.660 Here we go.

00:37:45.040 Here we go.

00:37:45.360 Just watch the cut scene.

00:37:46.440 Watch how off-putting it is.

00:37:47.700 It's wild.

00:37:48.100 Are you going to open it?

00:37:48.880 Yeah.

00:37:49.820 Oh.

00:37:50.560 Oh.

00:37:52.160 It's a jump scare.

00:37:53.940 It's a jump scare.

00:37:55.120 Yes.

00:37:55.760 First of all, it's a bunch of chickpeas.

00:37:58.320 Yeah.

00:37:58.560 I like chips a lot.

00:38:00.000 Yeah.

00:38:00.480 Oh, you don't say.

00:38:02.040 Snigger went to 7-Eleven.

00:38:04.140 And legitimately just got her chips.

00:38:05.860 And what'd you get?

00:38:06.900 I don't know.

00:38:07.820 I love you, honey.

00:38:08.780 Here's some potatoes. 1.00

00:38:09.820 That's the white trash anniversary present, baby. 1.00

00:38:12.520 I had this problem where I got really tiny hands, and I need to drill things in my house 0.97

00:38:17.100 sometimes, and the big drill is too much for my little hands, and he got me the little

00:38:22.120 one I wanted.

00:38:23.260 And that's right, he couldn't buy it on Amazon because I'm nosy.

00:38:27.220 And do you know why you got a drill for our anniversary?

00:38:32.420 Why?

00:38:33.180 Because men don't buy other men flowers. 0.87

00:38:37.520 That's true, too. 1.00

00:38:39.380 The fuck? 1.00

00:38:40.300 What? 1.00

00:38:40.980 God.

00:38:41.820 What is happening right now?

00:38:43.340 I'm a man now.

00:38:44.220 You know what's happening right now, Toad? 0.99

00:38:45.960 This is fucking gold content. 0.99

00:38:48.420 What's happening? 0.98

00:38:48.880 Thank you for playing this song, too, Tyler, because it's beautiful.

00:38:52.040 It's creating this mood for me that I'll never forget. 0.99

00:38:56.140 It's fucking Kimmy Kim. 1.00

00:38:56.700 It's a parallel universe where Toad and Eddie got married. 1.00

00:38:59.840 JC said that.

00:39:02.480 Dude, that's Snuggie does look comfortable.

00:39:04.960 Top and Christina went through a very different route.

00:39:07.120 It's cozy.

00:39:07.620 Anybody can buy anybody flowers, but real men have theirs. 1.00

00:39:11.440 Trust me.

00:39:12.100 That was a lot more than flowers.

00:39:13.920 Yeah, definitely.

00:39:14.820 At least you'll like it.

00:39:16.000 That, and it's going to be very helpful for around the house.

00:39:18.620 Show us the battery.

00:39:19.600 You even got the top-of-the-line friggin' battery.

00:39:23.180 High output XC 5.0.

00:39:25.960 Oh, my God.

00:39:27.480 That's a long-lasting battery.

00:39:28.960 I don't understand how these people do this, man.

00:39:31.620 I think they live in this one room with the wooden walls here.

00:39:34.520 Yeah, it's like a trailer, I think, right?

00:39:36.540 They live with family, I think.

00:39:37.960 They have to live in the house with some other people.

00:39:39.940 There's no way they live.

00:39:41.020 There's no way they have a place.

00:39:41.960 It could be a halfway house. 0.95

00:39:44.980 Yeah, it's halfway built.

00:39:46.960 She's probably got a tour of her house.

00:39:48.240 I'm sure if, like, Tyler, if you look through her page, I guarantee you.

00:39:51.000 We've got to find that. 0.98

00:39:52.240 Yeah, please, because I need to know everything about this bitch. 1.00

00:39:54.080 Yeah, because I run into the problem where I use stuff a lot, 0.94

00:39:56.720 and then I have to charge it a lot.

00:39:58.220 Like, I have batteries that I use a lot, so I have to constantly keep it.

00:40:02.420 It's a problem that I have when I use electricity.

00:40:04.640 You know what's really funny? 0.92

00:40:05.540 I have to charge it, and it really sucks.

00:40:08.100 I have to look over the camera.

00:40:09.580 It's a problem I personally have.

00:40:11.620 No, you're so tall that I have to look over the camera,

00:40:15.440 and it's because I'm a short little bean.

00:40:17.100 Do you like it?

00:40:17.760 I do.

00:40:18.320 Thank you so much.

00:40:19.300 That's clippable.

00:40:20.260 I love you, too.

00:40:21.880 Do it.

00:40:22.540 So awkward.

00:40:23.580 Yeah! 1.00

00:40:24.820 I bet you they don't fuck. 1.00

00:40:26.240 So sad. 1.00

00:40:27.940 What's funny is it's not a bad, isn't it a Milwaukee drill?

00:40:31.340 It's probably not.

00:40:32.340 Dude, get into that drill. 0.87

00:40:33.260 It's not even like a bad drill.

00:40:34.460 Dude, it's actually a thoughtful gift, actually.

00:40:37.160 It's a pretty thoughtful.

00:40:37.660 It's a good drill.

00:40:38.280 That's an impact drill.

00:40:39.280 It's a nice drill, but it's like, I like their relationship. 0.99

00:40:42.520 I like, like, even Toad can't find, like, a fucking meat. 1.00

00:40:46.580 This bitch found a meat. 1.00

00:40:48.020 Dude, they're... 1.00

00:40:49.040 And she's a guy.

00:40:50.260 Like, the simplicity of their life is like...

00:40:54.180 It's...

00:40:54.800 But I'm a guy, too.

00:40:57.120 What?

00:40:58.280 That was weird.

00:41:00.500 Tyler, I'm a guy, too.

00:41:01.840 It reminds me of, like, there was a French guy I saw that they...

00:41:06.740 Like, he went in with, like, some head pain, and they did an x-ray of, like, his head.

00:41:10.260 And they found out that he had encephalitis from, like, a baby.

00:41:15.540 So, 95% of his cranium was fluid, and his brain was, like, this little thin strip.

00:41:24.040 Yeah, for real.

00:41:24.860 You can look it up.

00:41:26.360 And they were like...

00:41:26.900 How could he even, like, live?

00:41:28.880 Yeah, he lived.

00:41:29.680 He was just like... 0.98

00:41:30.340 They were just like, yeah, this guy has, like, no brain. 0.73

00:41:33.380 And so, like, this is what I think of them. 0.95

00:41:35.100 Like, they just, like...

00:41:36.500 It's just a simple life where they're just like...

00:41:39.440 I don't know.

00:41:40.260 Like, but then somehow they find Satanism in it.

00:41:42.580 It's...

00:41:42.940 Whatever.

00:41:44.340 Let him have this thing. 0.98

00:41:45.520 Satan like her. 0.92

00:41:46.700 I really do like her. 0.94

00:41:47.720 The brain?

00:41:48.920 What is this?

00:41:50.080 Tyler, find her...

00:41:51.040 At this point, engaging with Harry Potter in any capacity is an act of aggression against

00:41:56.700 trans people.

00:41:57.620 No nuance. 1.00

00:41:58.840 It's the J.K. Rowling tough shit. 1.00

00:42:00.620 Full stop, period. 0.99

00:42:01.780 Because of rhetoric from people like J.K. Rowling, and specifically J.K. Rowling, my partner cannot

00:42:09.040 get a passport anymore, and may not be able to vote in the next election thanks to the

00:42:14.780 SAVE Act that is being passed.

00:42:16.900 But sure, it's real cute that you still care about which Hogwarts house you would be in, 0.99

00:42:22.240 you selfish transphobe. 0.98

00:42:24.400 Well, what about separating the art from the artist? 0.97

00:42:27.420 That is a term from literary criticism.

00:42:30.480 Are you writing a graduate thesis about Harry Potter?

00:42:33.960 No?

00:42:34.600 Well, then it doesn't apply to you. 1.00

00:42:37.260 Maybe in a few decades, once that bitch is dead, we can have a discussion about the 1.00

00:42:44.180 artistic merits of Harry Potter. 0.99

00:42:46.480 There aren't many.

00:42:47.560 Spoiler. 0.95

00:42:47.900 She's a terrible writer, on top of being a horrible person. 1.00

00:42:51.680 Is Bucktooth disagreeing with this guy? 0.95

00:42:53.700 What's going on?

00:42:54.140 No, she's agreeing with him.

00:42:55.160 You're doing active harm to a margin.

00:42:58.600 Actually, this is actually a good time to announce that Bohemian Grove might be cancelled

00:43:03.220 this year.

00:43:05.340 Because...

00:43:05.940 We're keeping your money, though.

00:43:07.600 Yeah, we're going to... 1.00

00:43:08.720 No return, stupid. 1.00

00:43:10.840 No, I mean, listen, it's not going to be cancelled. 1.00

00:43:13.640 Oh, it got this far?

00:43:16.500 Well, the guy has threatened me, and that's why I was talking with Owen Benjamin.

00:43:20.840 So, somebody threatened this morning that basically they're going to call the venue.

00:43:25.440 Firebomb the event?

00:43:26.300 No.

00:43:28.300 Jose did OKC.

00:43:29.760 They're trying to cancel it, though.

00:43:31.700 Yeah, so this is what's happening, Cole.

00:43:34.120 They're threatening to call the venue to basically get the venue to not allow us to perform there

00:43:41.040 because...

00:43:41.400 Hey, I don't like these guys.

00:43:43.180 Yeah, because Owen Benjamin will be there.

00:43:45.660 Um, I'm going to have to talk with the venue owner, but we...

00:43:49.600 I mean, there's, like, many routes that this can go. 0.99

00:43:52.480 The next time you talk about them like that, I'm going to fucking cut you. 0.99

00:43:54.980 And you know... 1.00

00:43:55.440 Yeah.

00:43:56.520 And I can do it, baby.

00:43:57.840 Yeah.

00:43:58.680 Are we real concerned, though?

00:44:00.500 Like, I don't really like...

00:44:01.440 Um, so I don't know...

00:44:03.500 So, right, so the theater manager, I don't really know him that well.

00:44:05.960 He's just the guy that manages the place.

00:44:07.460 The guy that is monetarily involved with this, I know him. 1.00

00:44:11.600 He's my neighbor, and he would tell these people to fuck themselves. 0.99

00:44:14.240 We have a secondary venue as well in case something, like, weird happens, but we doxed the guy. 0.99

00:44:22.340 We didn't dox him to the people, but we found his name, his address, his place of work.

00:44:28.760 Well, he deserves to be known, though, because he's threatening us.

00:44:31.560 Well, no, absolutely.

00:44:32.320 Listen, you're not going to threaten me and what I'm doing, and you're going to just scurry off into the sunset. 0.99

00:44:39.660 So I did message him, and I told him, I said, if this venue gets one fucking phone call, I'm just dropping all your shit here. 0.98

00:44:47.580 And there's some articles about this guy with his full name that he's taking advantage of a 16-year-old. 0.99

00:44:52.840 But it's funny because it's like... 0.97

00:44:53.840 He's a pedophile, yeah. 1.00

00:44:54.900 All these people that get so mad like this dude we just watched, they're all fucking pedophiles. 1.00

00:44:59.640 Every single one of them without, like, you can literally... 1.00

00:45:02.060 Just like this one right here.

00:45:03.380 Allegedly.

00:45:04.600 Allegedly.

00:45:05.140 Well, who's in your room next to you?

00:45:06.680 Their lawyer saying allegedly.

00:45:07.860 It's crazy how you could just guess. 0.88

00:45:14.080 You could just be like, you're a pedophile if you're doing this thing, and probably 90% of the time they are a pedophile.

00:45:20.060 So that's what's happening. 0.83

00:45:21.600 Very fun.

00:45:22.700 It's exactly what we needed to happen a couple weeks out of Bohemian Grove, but that is what it is.

00:45:28.680 I guess when you're working with Owen Benjamin, that's what happens.

00:45:31.480 Yeah.

00:45:31.700 And I don't have any problems with doxing a pedophile, but I will say you've got to be really sure that's the right guy, for sure. 1.00

00:45:36.700 You have to let them fuck your daughter is actually how you have to do it. 1.00

00:45:40.200 He was like, I need to make sure you're a pedophile. 1.00

00:45:41.700 You've got to make sure. 0.97

00:45:42.860 You have to be certain and be like, baby, did he put it in you? 1.00

00:45:47.060 Did he just touch you or did he put the dick in you? 1.00

00:45:49.800 He has to put the dick in you. 1.00

00:45:51.360 Shout out to Scott. 1.00

00:45:52.120 Thank you, Scott.

00:45:53.100 Yes, Scott.

00:45:54.820 Yeah.

00:45:55.320 It's pretty much...

00:45:56.300 A dog detective.

00:45:57.260 It's pretty much clear that it's him.

00:45:58.620 We found his substack, which had his name, and we found where he lived because he said where he lived.

00:46:05.540 Good content.

00:46:06.700 Yeah, just put the piece...

00:46:07.960 It was very easy to find.

00:46:09.200 Put the piece together and... 0.99

00:46:10.860 It's just like retarded. 1.00

00:46:12.400 Why would you... 0.97

00:46:13.060 How easy it was to find Toad's job?

00:46:15.620 It was almost as easy.

00:46:17.680 Actually, it was probably harder.

00:46:19.400 Laney said your job was two clicks away.

00:46:22.780 This guy was only seven.

00:46:24.520 No, I saw how he found it.

00:46:26.520 It was like you had to know certain search sites to do it.

00:46:29.760 Dude, you literally used your name when you ran for office.

00:46:34.720 I did, but I didn't.

00:46:37.640 No, you did.

00:46:38.120 And it was on C-SPAN.

00:46:41.060 Yeah, C-SPAN doxxed me.

00:46:42.660 I wasn't planning on using my name there.

00:46:44.340 No, you doxxed you.

00:46:46.100 Yes.

00:46:46.500 So your name is literally on C-SPAN.

00:46:48.860 You're the most...

00:46:49.580 I was running as Toad.

00:46:51.260 You ever had on the show.

00:46:52.780 I know.

00:46:53.040 I was running as Toad because the LP allows you to do that.

00:46:56.740 Yeah, but then they told your name to everybody a bunch of times too.

00:47:00.480 They put it on the screen while I was speaking.

00:47:02.780 That was it.

00:47:03.100 You filled out federal forms with your name on it.

00:47:06.020 Yeah, my name was on the federal forms. 1.00

00:47:08.040 Yeah, but nobody can find that shit. 0.99

00:47:09.900 And then C-SPAN was probably like, oh, what's this thing for president? 1.00

00:47:12.940 You have to filter through all the FEC shit. 0.98

00:47:14.900 And the forms had my name on it, but not Toad. 0.97

00:47:17.760 So, like, how could anybody make that connection?

00:47:20.060 There were multiple people probably with my same name running for president.

00:47:23.980 That same...

00:47:25.120 You can't keep getting away with it!

00:47:29.220 But you don't understand how, like, you provided your name on these forms.

00:47:32.520 And so likely how this works is when...

00:47:34.940 Yeah, you can say, oh, it's my preferred name.

00:47:36.700 But likely these people see on this paper, oh, this is the guy.

00:47:40.380 And it's pretty transparent.

00:47:41.620 Like, you've ran for office.

00:47:44.220 You've literally ran for office.

00:47:46.780 You've tried to be the president of the United States.

00:47:48.960 Yeah.

00:47:49.340 Your name is out there.

00:47:50.620 Like, you filled out federal forms to run for the highest office in the land.

00:47:55.580 C-SPAN, Docsby.

00:47:56.760 That's funny.

00:47:57.460 You might have something there.

00:47:58.340 Ask your lawyer.

00:48:00.840 Call him up.

00:48:02.480 Can we sue C-SPAN?

00:48:04.700 Stop putting my name in the chat, dude. 1.00

00:48:06.640 Just get fucked. 1.00

00:48:08.040 Yeah, that's weird. 1.00

00:48:09.360 Your name is on your...

00:48:10.780 I don't care!

00:48:11.860 Don't...

00:48:12.660 So, let's make it more public? 1.00

00:48:14.520 Fuck you! 1.00

00:48:15.280 You tweeted it out! 1.00

00:48:17.080 You were trying to grift off of it. 1.00

00:48:20.480 Oh, yeah, it is on your fucking... 0.99

00:48:22.260 It's on your Give, Send, Go! 1.00

00:48:23.380 That's the person who's running the Give, Send, Go for me.

00:48:28.680 Yeah. 0.99

00:48:30.080 Yeah, we're that retarded. 0.81

00:48:31.480 I'm sorry. 0.68

00:48:35.540 Yeah, I'm sorry to do this to you, but it does say your name right there.

00:48:40.240 $10,400.

00:48:41.980 Not bad.

00:48:43.380 Donate more.

00:48:45.480 Everybody donate more.

00:48:47.480 Donate more.

00:48:48.700 This is double doxing.

00:48:49.420 It says it twice.

00:48:51.600 It's crazy.

00:48:52.840 It's like Joshua Anderson.

00:48:54.820 Toad, you're putting me in a situation where I don't know what to do here.

00:48:57.680 I'm continually doxing you, but I'm also trying to fundraise.

00:49:00.240 And the t-shirts keep rolling in, man.

00:49:02.340 I owe you a couple hundred bucks from the t-shirt sales.

00:49:04.760 Sweet.

00:49:05.100 So, you're doing well there.

00:49:07.120 Well, thanks, everybody, for that.

00:49:09.220 Let's talk about the G-spot. 1.00

00:49:12.080 I did share my screen of the guy with no brain, by the way. 0.92

00:49:16.220 The scans are insane. 0.83

00:49:19.540 Oh, wait a minute. 0.99

00:49:20.080 Can I just say this before we fucking continue on? 0.95

00:49:22.340 Because we're going to take down the t-shirt fairly soon. 0.88

00:49:25.440 It's on toplobster.com.

00:49:26.820 It's right at the top.

00:49:27.680 Toad fundraiser comes in black and purple, I think.

00:49:31.380 Yeah, purple.

00:49:31.980 There you go.

00:49:32.760 They don't understand the things I say on Twitter. 1.00

00:49:34.860 So, a lot of people bought this shit already. 1.00

00:49:37.060 Go ahead and buy it. 1.00

00:49:37.900 All the profits, whatever the t-shirt doesn't cost me, is going right to Toad. 0.99

00:49:43.280 So, fucking buy some more. 0.97

00:49:45.380 We're going to take it down soon. 0.99

00:49:46.300 No, absolutely, man.

00:49:46.940 The chat's saying they fouled this out forever ago where they were bored for five minutes.

00:49:50.720 I don't care.

00:49:51.680 Like, stop further putting my name in there.

00:49:54.260 Call me Toad.

00:49:54.880 They accidentally...

00:49:55.120 What is further... 1.00

00:49:56.320 Fuck you, dude. 1.00

00:49:59.100 I don't even... 1.00

00:49:59.720 Like, dude, I haven't done anywhere near as much as...

00:50:01.880 And I have never been doxed.

00:50:02.880 If I ever get doxed, I really become like, I don't even mind at this point.

00:50:05.440 I don't feel like I'd handle it like you're handling it.

00:50:07.440 But you've literally put your name out so much.

00:50:10.300 And then you're like, act like this.

00:50:12.780 You...

00:50:13.660 More than anyone else.

00:50:15.140 Any of us, you have.

00:50:16.040 Whoa.

00:50:16.700 100%.

00:50:17.100 Even Clint...

00:50:18.460 Whoa.

00:50:19.360 Yeah, this is crazy, dude.

00:50:20.820 Look.

00:50:21.420 Yeah.

00:50:21.860 I mean, I get it.

00:50:22.700 I sympathize. 0.99

00:50:23.400 No fucking way. 0.98

00:50:23.440 Because I don't want to just throw out my real name. 0.99

00:50:24.920 Because I have a family and stuff.

00:50:25.900 So, I'd rather just not.

00:50:27.180 But like...

00:50:27.840 Is that little white spot is brain?

00:50:29.600 Yes.

00:50:30.420 Whoa.

00:50:31.300 Wait.

00:50:31.640 Where is the brain?

00:50:33.180 I don't even... 0.57

00:50:33.600 All the black stuff is fluid.

00:50:35.580 The top left.

00:50:36.320 It's fluid.

00:50:37.560 And then just the little bit of like lighter parts...

00:50:40.000 So, his tiny brain is just floating.

00:50:42.580 It's like...

00:50:43.040 It's like squeezed out to the edges.

00:50:46.300 And then like that little...

00:50:47.100 Is this guy able to think?

00:50:48.160 Or the strip in the middle is the brain.

00:50:49.660 He went to the doctor by himself.

00:50:52.480 Like he was like...

00:50:53.100 I think we're reading this wrong.

00:50:56.020 This is crazy.

00:50:57.120 What?

00:50:57.240 I think we need a doctor for this one.

00:50:58.420 He was living a normal life.

00:50:59.600 He has a family.

00:51:00.340 He works.

00:51:00.860 His IQ was tested at the time of his complaint.

00:51:02.760 It came out to be 84. 0.98

00:51:04.640 So, he's retarded, but... 0.99

00:51:05.920 No. 1.00

00:51:06.120 He's smarter than black people. 1.00

00:51:07.860 Yeah. 1.00

00:51:08.140 Black people are 70.

00:51:10.160 Yeah.

00:51:10.400 This guy could actually...

00:51:11.320 He can get a house.

00:51:11.860 What's the level of retardation? 1.00

00:51:13.080 I love that this is like...

00:51:13.820 So, this person is not bright, but he's perfectly socially apt.

00:51:18.080 I mean, he should have been probably in like the 120 range if it's like, let's be real

00:51:22.040 or something.

00:51:22.920 But, you know, he's a mongoloid. 1.00

00:51:24.360 But, that still puts him above the normies. 0.98

00:51:26.160 He's a mongoloid. 1.00

00:51:26.460 He's a mongoloid. 1.00

00:51:26.960 He's a mongoloid. 1.00

00:51:27.160 He's a mongoloid. 1.00

00:51:27.260 He's a mongoloid. 1.00

00:51:27.460 He's a mongoloid. 1.00

00:51:27.960 He's a mongoloid. 1.00

00:51:28.460 He's a mongoloid. 1.00

00:51:28.960 He's a mongoloid. 1.00

00:51:29.060 I saw this the other day. 0.61

00:51:30.280 It's like how...

00:51:30.640 This is crazy.

00:51:31.580 Yeah.

00:51:31.920 Like, he literally had almost zero brain.

00:51:34.240 He's just like...

00:51:34.820 I think there's more people like this than we realize that just have nothing in there.

00:51:42.520 Or, even if there is something in there, it's just not like...

00:51:46.940 Well, yeah. 0.96

00:51:47.680 I mean, most of them are black, but yeah.

00:51:50.180 I don't think...

00:51:50.780 I would...

00:51:51.500 No, I'd say because there's more white people than black people. 0.71

00:51:54.100 I'd say most of them are white, probably.

00:51:56.780 We're doing a per capita argument here.

00:51:58.680 Is this what we're saying?

00:51:59.720 No, I think Toad is saying that most black people are... 0.99

00:52:02.760 I don't know if their brains are like this, but they're definitely... 0.99

00:52:05.020 There's no excuse that they should have 70 IQ on average.

00:52:08.400 Because I feel like they have regular functioning brains.

00:52:10.480 This dude...

00:52:11.240 Right. 0.80

00:52:11.380 If their brain looks like this, then at least there's a...

00:52:13.820 I think we're onto something.

00:52:15.980 All right.

00:52:16.360 Blacks were, what? 1.00

00:52:17.880 Developed for warmer climates. 0.98

00:52:20.880 Camels, they have the humps, which...

00:52:23.200 You know what?

00:52:23.580 To be the extra water to kind of help them.

00:52:26.420 It's all fat.

00:52:27.100 Yeah.

00:52:27.620 That's what it is.

00:52:28.400 Inside the head, they got the water.

00:52:30.340 That's what it is.

00:52:30.580 Their heads are humps.

00:52:32.000 They got extra water for the hot times.

00:52:34.180 There you go.

00:52:35.340 Hump heads.

00:52:36.160 They're like, you don't hump heads.

00:52:37.700 Dude, that's why Jacob's head was so big because he had actually had a big boy brain

00:52:41.740 and then had extra fluid in it.

00:52:43.220 He had a regular size brain.

00:52:44.860 Yeah.

00:52:45.180 And then the extra fluid also.

00:52:46.760 Got it.

00:52:47.060 Yo, that makes sense.

00:52:47.980 They were like...

00:52:48.460 Yeah.

00:52:48.700 It was like his head had to like...

00:52:50.720 It would be like you can run for forever and work out for forever.

00:52:54.000 Yeah.

00:52:54.160 But also, you're super smart because you haven't had a...

00:52:56.280 Yeah.

00:53:01.720 Got him.

00:53:02.420 That was crazy.

00:53:03.220 I didn't do it that time.

00:53:04.040 That was Tyler. 0.99

00:53:04.600 That was fucking... 1.00

00:53:06.000 Fucking nailed you, dude. 1.00

00:53:07.480 Nailed it to the wall. 1.00

00:53:08.580 I think we got it.

00:53:09.460 I think we nailed it.

00:53:10.500 I think we nailed it.

00:53:11.020 Let's do it.

00:53:11.940 Let's do Delaney at it and then... 0.97

00:53:13.900 G-spot in the post show?

00:53:15.720 Oh, yeah.

00:53:16.120 This would be a good time to do mailbag when we don't have a claim.

00:53:18.500 How are we going to do this show?

00:53:19.640 Because Cole is leaving for the post show.

00:53:21.300 I got it.

00:53:21.360 I got to go.

00:53:22.000 Oh, sure.

00:53:22.160 So, I got to do this show with you, Toad, and Jose.

00:53:25.300 Yeah.

00:53:25.720 Yeah.

00:53:25.860 I think it'd be fun.

00:53:26.620 Do slow...

00:53:27.540 Let's do some mailbags. 0.99

00:53:28.600 It's a post show.

00:53:29.520 We did it.

00:53:29.840 And make fun of Toad.

00:53:30.540 Did we put out the...

00:53:32.420 Oh, wait.

00:53:34.220 Right.

00:53:34.680 Well, okay.

00:53:35.920 Oh, okay.

00:53:36.240 So, last week we did the post show and we did the Lainey edit that had Toad's job in

00:53:42.460 it, right?

00:53:42.740 Oh, yeah.

00:53:42.800 That was great.

00:53:42.920 That was phenomenal.

00:53:43.680 You guys missed a good post show.

00:53:45.160 That one did it.

00:53:46.040 No.

00:53:46.520 I cut it.

00:53:47.040 I edited it.

00:53:48.100 I did work.

00:53:49.060 Oh, man. 0.94

00:53:49.560 You nerd. 0.76

00:53:50.860 I did work. 0.61

00:53:51.640 I did video editing.

00:53:54.260 The show's always been an hour.

00:53:56.300 Yeah.

00:53:58.500 The show's been an hour for now and then we did like a half hour post show.

00:54:01.720 And we did like a half hour pre-show.

00:54:04.720 We did a longer one two weeks ago.

00:54:07.860 Yeah.

00:54:08.120 We didn't even do the post show.

00:54:09.660 We go longer whenever we feel, you know.

00:54:10.960 Menage a Toad.

00:54:11.260 We just do...

00:54:12.060 Yeah.

00:54:12.380 That's a good episode name for one of these days.

00:54:15.100 Menage a Toad.

00:54:15.980 I like it.

00:54:17.540 Let's play the Lainey edit and we'll get out of here.

00:54:20.040 Yeah, let's do it.

00:54:20.500 A Lainey Hobbamok production.

00:54:23.440 Let's check it out.

00:54:26.120 I'm hyped for this song today.

00:54:27.880 La la la la.

00:54:29.000 La la la la.

00:54:30.560 Elmo's world.

00:54:32.640 La la la la.

00:54:34.120 La la la la.

00:54:35.540 Elmo's world.

00:54:38.040 Oh, jeez.

00:54:38.660 Elmo's gonna dance in the... 1.00

00:54:39.980 Holy fuck. 1.00

00:54:44.600 Oh my god. 1.00

00:54:50.620 Oh my god.

00:54:51.060 Oh my god.

00:54:51.620 Everything's passing a little bit.

00:54:52.440 This is the down effect.

00:54:53.240 Nothing for free.

00:54:53.900 At least for me.

00:54:54.600 Take time to...

00:54:55.240 Oh.

00:54:55.820 Oh.

00:54:57.600 Oh.

00:54:58.240 Oh.

00:55:00.660 This is...

00:55:01.160 What is happening right now?

00:55:03.440 Oh.

00:55:03.980 Oh.

00:55:04.160 Oh.

00:55:06.960 Oh. 1.00

00:55:09.260 Lucas Hardar, by the way, this fucking guy in the chat, kick him the fuck out. 1.00

00:55:13.220 He's a fucking asshole. 1.00

00:55:14.720 Calls me a liar every time. 1.00

00:55:16.120 He just talks shit about me every fucking time. 1.00

00:55:18.480 I'm done with that guy. 1.00

00:55:19.620 Kick him out of the chat.

00:55:20.620 Not allowed back. 1.00

00:55:22.120 Fuck him. 1.00

00:55:22.740 No. 1.00

00:55:23.700 No.

00:55:24.060 He's my least favorite person I've ever seen in the chat. 1.00

00:55:26.800 Get fucked. 1.00

00:55:27.460 Give me a three-paragraph explanation of your gripes. 1.00

00:55:28.300 If I see you in real life, bro, I'm gonna fucking punch you in the fucking face. 1.00

00:55:32.520 Get fucked. 1.00

00:55:33.400 I love that. 1.00

00:55:39.460 I love it.

00:55:41.360 I don't remember saying that.

00:55:42.580 I can't get it out of my head.

00:55:45.720 Miss her, kiss her, love her.

00:55:48.160 Fat girl is blue. 0.92

00:55:49.740 It's driving me out of my mind. 0.91

00:55:53.060 Oh.

00:55:53.540 Oh.

00:55:53.720 That's why it's hard for me to ride.

00:55:57.160 Can't get it out of my head.

00:56:00.920 Miss her, kiss her, love her, love her.

00:56:03.400 Toad, you should miss your place for sale for $675,000, except $650,000 if you get it.

00:56:11.760 Walk away after taxes and fees with a little over $300,000, put it all on black. 1.00

00:56:16.520 Well, yeah.

00:56:16.820 That girl is driving me out of my mind. 1.00

00:56:23.640 That's why it's hard for me to ride.

00:56:26.280 No, but he's been very tight-lipped and he's like, I can't say the name of my company because then I can't sue him.

00:56:32.100 The Federal Bureau of Investigation.

00:56:33.800 You can say what company you were fired from.

00:56:37.460 It's not that big of a deal.

00:56:38.260 No, no, no. 0.99

00:56:38.800 He can, but the leverage that he has is, hey, I've got this huge platform with all this network of fucking psychotic racists that are going to drag you through the mud if you don't settle with me right now. 0.99

00:56:51.580 So basically, it's blackmail. 0.99

00:56:52.880 He's trying to blackmail his former employer.

00:56:54.140 That's crazy.

00:56:56.380 I don't know.

00:56:57.780 I can't get it out of my head.

00:57:01.400 This is a kiss of the lover.

00:57:05.020 It's driving me out of my mind.

00:57:08.940 That's why it's hard for me to find.

00:57:12.760 Can't get it out of my head.

00:57:16.000 No.

00:57:16.600 This is a kiss of the lover.

00:57:19.000 Tom, go ahead. 1.00

00:57:19.860 Oh, fuck you. 1.00

00:57:20.500 What did your wife do to you? 1.00

00:57:23.000 Nothing. 1.00

00:57:23.540 Just like another fucking nigger island vacation. 1.00

00:57:26.320 It's kind of actually demoralizing, a little bit demeaning. 1.00

00:57:33.220 What the fuck is that? 0.98

00:57:34.580 I don't even know what that is. 0.99

00:57:36.680 My major takeaway is like, I don't really care about having money, but I don't want to be anywhere near people that don't have it.

00:57:44.060 You know what I mean?

00:57:44.620 Margarita. 1.00

00:57:45.100 I fucking hate poor people. 1.00

00:57:47.420 I hate, dude. 1.00

00:57:48.880 That's where I'm. 1.00

00:57:49.440 That girl, this bitch is driving me out of my mind. 1.00

00:57:53.600 No! 1.00

00:57:54.360 That's why it's hard for me to find me.

00:57:55.980 Come on.

00:57:56.500 What?

00:57:57.220 Oh, my God.

00:57:57.820 No. 1.00

00:57:58.380 Holy shit. 1.00

00:57:59.600 Doxing. 1.00

00:58:00.540 You know what?

00:58:01.320 No. 1.00

00:58:01.680 I'm sober as shit. 1.00

00:58:03.760 Guys. 1.00

00:58:08.600 I'm sober.

00:58:09.520 Who are you?

00:58:09.740 Who are you?

00:58:09.980 I pray when I tell people I want to pray for them. 1.00

00:58:38.420 You're such a bitch. 1.00

00:58:40.220 You're a high-level bitch, dog. 1.00

00:58:41.820 You fucking faggot. 1.00

00:58:42.880 You're a fucking scumbag. 1.00

00:58:43.980 Your parents won't talk to you because you're such a piece of shit. 1.00

00:58:46.880 Okay, let's take it. 1.00

00:58:49.180 Back off.

00:58:50.260 Lady. 1.00

00:58:54.640 She's got a knife in her gut. 1.00

00:58:56.120 I don't know. 1.00

00:58:56.640 These online busybodies figured out who the fuck my employer is. 0.98

00:59:00.100 And dude, imagine if it's people in our sphere that did it. 0.99

00:59:02.640 I would not be surprised. 1.00

00:59:04.140 Well, they deserve to die. 1.00

00:59:05.260 Honestly, it could be the four of us. 1.00

00:59:07.220 I'm not even kidding.

00:59:08.420 Jesus.

00:59:25.720 That was fun.

00:59:26.280 Dude, I love that.

00:59:27.680 That made me laugh so hard was the, oh, there's a knife in her belly. 1.00

00:59:32.120 Yeah, it was like.

00:59:33.200 It was such a comical tackle.

00:59:35.140 Like, oh, she's going to die.

00:59:36.020 It was like that. 0.97

00:59:37.160 Yeah, it was like she has a knife and he's like, I'm going to tackle her.

00:59:40.600 He tackles her.

00:59:41.040 He's like, knife's in the belly now.

00:59:42.560 Don't know how that happens.

00:59:46.320 Oh, my God.

00:59:48.060 I think Lainey's getting better at this. 0.86

00:59:49.500 Like he with the dog video, he walked us to.

00:59:52.400 I was like, no, no, no, no, no.

00:59:53.240 I think some Jose was saying, no, no, no, no, no, no. 0.99

00:59:55.460 And then he doesn't get fucking sucked in by the train. 0.95

00:59:58.000 But it's just like, oh, my God. 0.98

01:00:00.220 It could go either way, man.

01:00:01.480 It's just like a roller coaster. 1.00

01:00:03.220 Fuck. 1.00

01:00:04.220 I don't like when animals die. 1.00

01:00:06.040 I don't care about people, though.

01:00:08.260 Wow.

01:00:10.060 That's what I said like three weeks ago.

01:00:14.040 Remember?

01:00:14.460 We had the whole thing about the dog.

01:00:15.960 And I was like. 0.99

01:00:16.320 It's more fucked up than Toad says it for some reason. 0.99

01:00:17.780 Yeah, no, I didn't like that. 1.00

01:00:19.560 Well, Cole, you kill dogs all the time, though.

01:00:22.680 No, I don't.

01:00:24.340 Yeah.

01:00:24.860 I lied about that.

01:00:25.880 The dog video is in reverse?

01:00:28.060 No, it is not.

01:00:29.220 Oh, no.

01:00:30.980 No, it is not. 1.00

01:00:32.580 Oh, fuck you. 1.00

01:00:33.860 Fuck you, lady. 1.00

01:00:34.340 You've got to be kidding me. 1.00

01:00:35.800 Fuck you, lady. 1.00

01:00:36.900 That's so. 1.00

01:00:37.780 It's so.

01:00:38.440 No.

01:00:39.960 Okay, yeah.

01:00:40.660 They're confirming dog was reversed. 1.00

01:00:42.680 Fuck, dude. 1.00

01:00:43.440 You've got to be kidding me. 1.00

01:00:45.420 So they both probably got sucked in there.

01:00:48.160 Or at least just the dog.

01:00:49.700 No, the dog lived.

01:00:51.780 The dog is fine.

01:00:54.640 I thought this episode was going to be like the Michael Jackson clip that he put this morning with Jesse Lee Peterson.

01:01:01.780 Did you guys see that?

01:01:03.400 No.

01:01:04.100 No.

01:01:04.500 It was cool.

01:01:05.380 It was like a little trailer like this is coming today.

01:01:09.420 Anyway, I thought we were going to watch people die to Michael Jackson.

01:01:12.340 And I was like, I don't know how I feel about that.

01:01:14.320 But it didn't happen that way.

01:01:15.480 It was a little bit different. 1.00

01:01:16.420 It was just fucking. 0.99

01:01:16.920 I'm here for it. 1.00

01:01:17.940 It's just very crazy.

01:01:18.700 Yeah.

01:01:18.860 All right.

01:01:19.100 I actually have it here.

01:01:20.360 Hold on. 0.98

01:01:20.640 Let me fucking pull it up. 0.99

01:01:22.580 It was a. 0.98

01:01:23.160 It's just like this little bit.

01:01:24.540 And I was like, oh, that's what we're doing today. 0.99

01:01:26.100 We're fucking. 0.99

01:01:26.680 And it would. 0.99

01:01:27.180 It would be a vibe, too.

01:01:28.300 Here we go.

01:01:29.600 You're a Jew, right? 0.99

01:01:31.700 That's it.

01:01:33.300 You're a Jew, right? 1.00

01:01:36.600 Fuck, man. 1.00

01:01:37.200 Tower Gang has the best aesthetic. 1.00

01:01:39.520 It has the best.

01:01:40.360 Like, what is this thing? 0.99

01:01:42.300 It's like 90s hip-hop, but also, like, you don't know what the fuck it is. 0.99

01:01:47.700 It's murder. 0.99

01:01:48.980 It's like crossing the line.

01:01:51.640 Ah, man.

01:01:52.740 It's vaporwave.

01:01:53.060 It's something that everybody wants to be.

01:01:54.720 It's everything.

01:01:55.320 Yeah.

01:01:55.460 It's everything.

01:01:56.200 It's everything you want to be.

01:01:57.220 Everything that you are and more.

01:01:58.520 It's wiggerdom. 1.00

01:01:59.820 It's being gay. 1.00

01:02:02.060 It's being straight.

01:02:03.060 It's being tall.

01:02:04.640 It's being short.

01:02:05.260 It's being super gay and being super straight as well.

01:02:07.160 Yeah.

01:02:07.560 Yeah.

01:02:08.680 We can cover everything.

01:02:10.340 It's being having a beautiful wife and kids and a loving family and having the exact opposite

01:02:15.460 and not having that.

01:02:17.820 You know, yeah, stuff like that.

01:02:19.180 Having a job, not having a job.

01:02:21.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:02:22.080 It's being super rich and then being toad.

01:02:24.160 It's like, it's just wild.

01:02:25.920 Oh, wait.

01:02:26.060 What was that?

01:02:26.520 Cover the entire sphere, man.

01:02:27.960 Yeah.

01:02:28.340 Duality, baby.

01:02:29.620 The duality of man.

01:02:31.360 What is this?

01:02:31.880 $2 from Skeptical Mystic.

01:02:33.340 Can you make Who is Toad t-shirts?

01:02:36.400 I guess that's at me.

01:02:38.480 Yeah, I guess so.

01:02:39.300 Would you buy one?

01:02:40.280 What would that be?

01:02:41.020 What would that look like?

01:02:41.980 I don't know.

01:02:42.920 Who is Toad?

01:02:43.640 It would just be Who is Toad and then it just says Joshua Anderson right underneath it.

01:02:49.020 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:02:50.020 What the fuck? 1.00

01:02:51.040 That's not cool. 1.00

01:02:51.860 Cut that out. 0.73

01:02:52.700 All right. 1.00

01:02:53.360 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

01:02:55.600 That was brutal. 1.00

01:02:56.320 All right.

01:02:56.520 Listen, guys. 0.95

01:02:57.020 We're going to fucking get out of here and it'll be the post show only. 0.91

01:03:01.620 Yeah, you just need to show it earlier. 0.97

01:03:03.480 We did just show it.

01:03:04.760 We did just show it.

01:03:05.540 But don't say it.

01:03:06.440 We say the answer. 0.94

01:03:07.140 We don't say nigger. 0.98

01:03:09.300 Yeah, cross the line, Cole.

01:03:11.800 There's certain things we don't do that's agreed upon.

01:03:14.720 Guys, we're in the culture society.

01:03:15.820 Those tickets are still available.

01:03:18.320 There are a couple left.

01:03:20.380 We are going to sell out. 0.99

01:03:22.420 We're going to sell out at this theater or at another fucking place. 1.00

01:03:25.500 We're selling this shit out. 1.00

01:03:26.660 It's going to be fucking tremendous. 1.00

01:03:28.220 The things that we have planned, we're going to have introductions. 0.91

01:03:33.840 There's going to be light shows.

01:03:34.940 There's going to be actual...

01:03:36.740 It's going to be like a play. 1.00

01:03:38.180 Not this fucking game shit. 1.00

01:03:40.640 Operation Blue Beam. 1.00

01:03:42.000 We're going to be doing Operation MK Ultra on you guys the first day probably.

01:03:45.160 Operation High Jump.

01:03:45.760 We're getting the aliens from the Antarctica.

01:03:47.080 We're just going to do all operations.

01:03:49.020 We're just going to do all the operations. 0.99

01:03:49.940 We're blaming it on commies and killing people. 1.00

01:03:54.840 We're going to bomb the retarded kid college across the street and then blame it on a retarded kid. 1.00

01:03:59.720 No, listen. 1.00

01:04:00.540 Fucking show up, dude. 0.99

01:04:01.440 It's going to be so much fun. 0.99

01:04:02.760 Two days, one portal.

01:04:04.480 I actually just...

01:04:04.760 I have a link that is...

01:04:07.440 Operation Bro Beam.

01:04:08.400 No, very important.

01:04:09.140 I have a link that's in the description here.

01:04:11.720 It's discounted rates for the hotel that's like five minutes away from here.

01:04:15.440 So you're going to want to grab that hotel. 1.00

01:04:17.700 It took me a long time to fucking negotiate that with these idiots. 1.00

01:04:20.920 But I got you guys a pretty decent rate. 1.00

01:04:23.140 Operation Midnight Climax.

01:04:23.920 Can we do...

01:04:24.640 I want to figure out what's the operation that the CIA did to make... 0.99

01:04:29.200 But real quick, Midnight Climax is where they were dosing dudes, Johns, with whores. 1.00

01:04:35.160 There's one that they've tried to make a... 0.98

01:04:36.960 I can't remember if it was in Vietnam or the...

01:04:39.200 I think it was in the Philippines.

01:04:40.540 Made them think that vampires were attacking.

01:04:42.240 I can't remember the name of that.

01:04:42.960 That was Phoenix.

01:04:44.080 That was Phoenix.

01:04:44.840 Operation Phoenix.

01:04:45.720 That's a great one.

01:04:46.700 That was one of the things they were doing in Phoenix. 0.99

01:04:48.240 They were mind-fucking them. 0.98

01:04:49.260 I remember that. 0.99

01:04:50.220 Just doing... 1.00

01:04:50.500 Playing off their superstitions and shit. 1.00

01:04:51.740 Yeah, they're like other vampires. 1.00

01:04:54.060 They're weird shit. 1.00

01:04:55.080 Like kill people and make it look like vampires. 1.00

01:04:57.540 Also, if you guys are into this kind of shit, like Operation Whatever, we just did... 1.00

01:05:03.460 Operation Whatever is a great podcast name. 0.99

01:05:04.940 That's totally top.

01:05:05.840 Just Operation Whatever.

01:05:07.340 Operation Whatever.

01:05:07.880 No, because I mean, there's Operation for everything. 0.96

01:05:09.740 It's like we were talking about Operation Stargate, MKUltra, fucking, you know, Midnight 0.99

01:05:13.240 Climax, High Jump, all this bullshit. 0.99

01:05:14.860 We spoke about all this stuff on Tinfoil Hat. 0.95

01:05:16.880 It's the latest episode that just dropped out.

01:05:18.640 So go ahead and watch that.

01:05:20.260 Check it out.

01:05:21.060 It was a banger.

01:05:21.960 We went for like...

01:05:22.960 Usually it does an hour and a half.

01:05:24.140 We did like two and 20 minutes or something like that. 0.98

01:05:27.020 We were just fucking going nuts on this episode. 1.00

01:05:28.640 He dropped shit. 1.00

01:05:28.900 Yeah, man. 1.00

01:05:29.720 Go check it out.

01:05:30.300 Tinfoil Hat, baby. 1.00

01:05:33.580 God, God, God, niggers. 1.00

01:05:35.960 Hell yeah. 1.00

01:05:36.640 All right, Cole, you're dismissed.

01:05:38.000 We'll see you guys later.

01:05:39.540 Goodbye.

01:05:40.260 We'll answer your questions.

01:05:41.740 All right.

01:05:42.040 Or something.

01:05:43.420 We're going to the private chat.

01:05:44.420 We might answer questions.

01:05:45.880 We don't know.

01:05:47.220 We'll see.

01:05:47.960 All right.

01:05:48.740 Let's do... 1.00

01:05:49.680 Do you guys want to do Mailbag or do you want to do like fucking Strawberry in the Pussy? 1.00

01:05:53.740 Strawberry in the Pussy? 1.00

01:05:54.020 I wanted to do those Reddit ones are so good, dude. 1.00

01:05:57.220 The G-Spot one is ridiculous. 0.95

01:05:58.940 The Strawberry one is ridiculous. 1.00

01:06:00.420 The jerk-off contest is ridiculous. 1.00

01:06:03.320 All of them are insane. 1.00

01:06:05.080 Cole doesn't know what he's... 0.92

01:06:05.900 I'm going to have to pay for Mailbag because that's what I'm the man of the people and that's

01:06:08.740 what I do.

01:06:09.040 Cole doesn't know what he's talking about.

01:06:10.300 They pay for it.

01:06:11.160 I think they should get it.

01:06:12.680 It's a good time.

01:06:13.460 I'm not going to argue with you. 0.99

01:06:14.840 Fucking Clint's not here. 0.99

01:06:16.540 I guess we'll do it. 0.99

01:06:17.160 Mark Vestibule, would you rather live with Toad for 18 months or see him homeless for two

01:06:21.920 weeks?

01:06:22.440 Homeless for two weeks.

01:06:25.240 No.

01:06:25.700 Even I would say that.

01:06:27.220 Yeah.

01:06:28.420 I think it's built character.

01:06:31.640 No.

01:06:31.960 I would go homeless for two weeks.

01:06:34.000 You'd be fine.

01:06:34.740 You'll survive.

01:06:35.540 That's not that bad.

01:06:36.320 I'd go homeless for two weeks.

01:06:37.220 No problem.

01:06:37.940 I'll do it myself.

01:06:39.920 Yeah.

01:06:40.280 Whatever.

01:06:42.080 No.

01:06:42.940 Come on.

01:06:43.720 I think I could survive with you for 18 months.

01:06:45.900 If you lived in my house for 18 months, it wouldn't even bother me. 1.00

01:06:49.600 You would just be fucking... 1.00

01:06:51.360 But I'm knocking your shower rods down. 1.00

01:06:54.000 Living in your car is homeless technically.

01:06:55.540 I'm vomiting in your yard.

01:06:58.740 It's fine.

01:06:59.420 It depends on how you define homeless.

01:07:00.460 Are you not allowed to have any shelter?

01:07:02.060 That's true.

01:07:02.480 Nobody can take my car away.

01:07:03.900 I can live in there.

01:07:05.020 But it is a shelter, so it's a home.

01:07:07.100 I have a lot of room in the back too.

01:07:08.520 I could sleep back there.

01:07:09.740 That's what I'm saying though.

01:07:10.600 Is it the rules that you can't have any shelter whatsoever?

01:07:13.340 Like you have to brave the elements?

01:07:15.400 I don't know.

01:07:15.780 Like you're not even a lean-to?

01:07:17.120 I have to be a homeless person on the streets of Boston?

01:07:19.600 You can't go even under an awning?

01:07:24.040 That's a street in the rain.

01:07:28.980 Yeah, no.

01:07:29.580 Two weeks for him.

01:07:30.340 He'll be fine.

01:07:31.800 You would leave him on the street for two weeks rather than letting him into your house

01:07:34.900 for a year and a half?

01:07:35.580 A year and a half?

01:07:36.460 Are you out of your mind of a wife and children?

01:07:38.720 So what?

01:07:39.700 He could help out.

01:07:41.040 He could organize your hot sauces.

01:07:42.320 He's not going to pull his weight.

01:07:44.020 I'll be your builder buddy.

01:07:44.860 Dude, I do everything around here.

01:07:46.200 I live by myself.

01:07:47.700 I clean.

01:07:48.360 I do laundry.

01:07:49.020 I do dishes.

01:07:49.740 What do you want?

01:07:50.080 I guess, yeah.

01:07:50.740 Actually, that would be quite the load off.

01:07:52.240 I do a lot of that stuff.

01:07:53.360 So that would be quite the load off if I had another wife around the house. 1.00

01:07:57.920 Dude, if you had a toad just walking around and cleaning stuff, like he's just wiping

01:08:01.740 down surfaces.

01:08:03.240 Yeah, wiping surfaces. 0.98

01:08:04.620 I'm anal about it too. 0.55

01:08:05.960 I've got to keep it clean, man. 0.98

01:08:08.540 Just kind of putting his hands behind the bag and just kind of staying there for a little

01:08:11.220 bit.

01:08:11.640 And then just kind of resuming.

01:08:12.560 Kind of like a Roomba when it goes through his charging port.

01:08:17.340 It's like, what is that?

01:08:18.280 That's my Roomba.

01:08:20.640 And then he just kind of putters over another surface.

01:08:22.920 Just the boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. 1.00

01:08:27.400 What?

01:08:27.760 And then to charge me?

01:08:30.240 Charge me. 1.00

01:08:30.700 You have to put a plug in my butthole. 1.00

01:08:32.360 Yeah. 0.99

01:08:33.120 Oh, nobody wants to do that.

01:08:34.200 I don't know.

01:08:34.240 Yeah, maybe actually you're selling me on it.

01:08:35.780 I don't know.

01:08:37.300 I really don't like people, so I would not want to have to have awkward small talk with

01:08:41.060 him for a year and a half.

01:08:42.400 I like friends, but I don't know.

01:08:44.400 You wouldn't have to, yeah.

01:08:45.400 I think Toad is just the kind of dude that's there.

01:08:47.680 He'll be there. 0.99

01:08:48.160 He'll just leave me the fuck alone. 0.99

01:08:49.300 That's true. 0.97

01:08:49.920 And we need to respect my space, I feel like.

01:08:52.220 I don't know.

01:08:53.160 Yeah.

01:08:53.500 Maybe.

01:08:53.820 I don't know.

01:08:54.240 He's pretty autistic.

01:08:55.080 What would you be like to live with Toad?

01:08:57.260 I'll pace around my own room.

01:09:00.180 Yeah.

01:09:00.520 What is it like living with you?

01:09:03.080 What do you think?

01:09:03.740 What do you do?

01:09:04.520 You've never lived with someone else.

01:09:05.300 I don't know.

01:09:05.320 I've never lived with me.

01:09:06.620 I don't know.

01:09:08.040 You've never lived with you?

01:09:09.040 I'm impersonating Clint in the chat, I think.

01:09:11.440 What'd you say?

01:09:13.780 Clint is in the chat?

01:09:15.240 Yeah, someone's impersonating Clint in the chat.

01:09:16.720 Oh, yeah.

01:09:17.440 Someone stole my Corvette while I was shirtless.

01:09:19.560 Yeah.

01:09:20.180 Yeah.

01:09:20.780 He's in trouble.

01:09:21.300 I don't know where Clint is.

01:09:22.300 I haven't spoken to him.

01:09:23.180 Yeah, it is kind of wild.

01:09:24.100 I had no idea.

01:09:24.700 He could have gone stabbed at the laundromat like someone said in the chat.

01:09:27.320 Why is he washing clothes so much? 0.99

01:09:29.440 Because he likes to be close to the niggers. 1.00

01:09:30.840 I don't know. 0.97

01:09:31.880 I think he was doing it because he didn't have laundry yet.

01:09:36.620 I think he just didn't have his laundry yet.

01:09:38.580 All right.

01:09:39.860 We doing more mailbag?

01:09:41.220 We doing more.

01:09:41.820 We'll get some more mailbag.

01:09:42.820 Charles, what country would be the best place to find Toad a wife? 0.85

01:09:46.620 That is if he is done playing the field.

01:09:48.940 Toad, you've stole the show.

01:09:50.880 You've completely stolen this.

01:09:52.460 Why?

01:09:54.420 I don't know. 1.00

01:09:55.000 What the fuck is that? 0.99

01:09:55.900 What are you showing me? 1.00

01:09:56.980 That's Jose's armpit.

01:09:58.520 Oh, I was grabbing a water. 0.93

01:09:59.540 I didn't even mean to show my armpit.

01:10:00.800 Robin loves that.

01:10:02.060 We know that.

01:10:02.520 Yeah, sorry.

01:10:03.140 There you go, Robin. 1.00

01:10:05.020 Pay us, you whore. 1.00

01:10:06.300 You old whore. 1.00

01:10:08.560 You dirty whore. 1.00

01:10:09.600 She's in the chat, so she should be. 1.00

01:10:11.740 What country would be the best place for Toad to find a Toad wife? 1.00

01:10:17.600 I like Eastern European women, man. 1.00

01:10:19.700 They're anti-communist.

01:10:20.940 Ukrainian?

01:10:21.540 They're white.

01:10:22.500 They're hot.

01:10:23.540 Like a five foot, you know, ten Ukrainian woman? 1.00

01:10:25.780 They have nice tints. 1.00

01:10:27.320 Lucas with the hard eyes says he wants to fuck you, Toad. 1.00

01:10:30.460 Well, he's gay. 1.00

01:10:31.920 I really feel like I'd see you good with an Asian woman. 0.95

01:10:34.100 Like a woman that doesn't really speak the language. 1.00

01:10:36.080 No, I don't like it.

01:10:38.280 Okay.

01:10:38.800 I honestly don't.

01:10:39.960 They're like too submissive.

01:10:41.600 I don't like it.

01:10:42.140 I think that's what you need, honestly.

01:10:43.840 No way.

01:10:44.180 Although, I don't know.

01:10:44.880 You kind of need a woman to take charge of you, to be for real. 1.00

01:10:47.960 Although, I feel like they very much would tear you away from us if you got anyone with

01:10:51.340 any sense.

01:10:51.900 They'd be like, you need to stop banging out with those people.

01:10:54.300 I'm not going to marry Cole's wife, so.

01:10:58.280 Nice call.

01:11:00.040 That was pretty good.

01:11:00.920 All right.

01:11:01.960 I don't know.

01:11:02.480 I want to say an Asian place.

01:11:03.920 I know you're, you know, I don't know.

01:11:05.240 I want to say Korea, Korean.

01:11:09.880 I like just based white women, but, you know, I mean, you're right. 0.98

01:11:14.520 It's a problem if they like are too, it's a problem if they're too dominant, but it's

01:11:19.660 a problem if they're too submissive as well.

01:11:21.560 They got to, they got to be right, right in the androgynous zone.

01:11:24.440 I think a Ukrainian woman would like take, like a Eastern European woman would like take 1.00

01:11:28.120 you for a ride.

01:11:28.820 Like they just.

01:11:29.400 Yeah.

01:11:29.660 Yeah.

01:11:30.000 It's not, that's not a good look for your code.

01:11:31.760 Yeah.

01:11:32.620 I get it aesthetically.

01:11:33.560 I guess that's why you need to miss an Asian wife to stick around. 1.00

01:11:35.740 Yeah.

01:11:35.840 They're hot, but you're right.

01:11:36.760 They would use me.

01:11:37.580 Yeah.

01:11:37.900 The best man to my wedding.

01:11:39.740 He's basically married.

01:11:41.220 I guess he married now to someone from Kazakhstan, but like he's the Eastern block and she has 0.95

01:11:47.360 completely changed the dude.

01:11:48.620 Like she's castrated him, but in a good way.

01:11:50.780 No, no, no, no.

01:11:51.760 That's not going to happen to me.

01:11:52.880 That's why like I need like a chick who's like either a political or like somewhere on 1.00

01:11:58.580 the right.

01:11:59.160 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:12:01.180 If she's a political, she can come to my beliefs or just don't even give a shit. 1.00

01:12:05.240 She is to just not care what her fucking opinion is on that. 1.00

01:12:08.360 Yeah. 0.99

01:12:08.620 Fair enough.

01:12:09.160 Yeah.

01:12:09.520 That is true.

01:12:10.600 But like, cause she should come to my opinions.

01:12:13.080 Women are malleable. 1.00

01:12:14.220 Yeah.

01:12:14.440 So you don't have to find someone on the right, but you find somebody who they could even be

01:12:18.020 on the left and then you just out argue their position. 1.00

01:12:19.900 They're dumb. 1.00

01:12:20.780 And you just fucking tell them, this is what we think now. 1.00

01:12:23.480 I mean, some will get, I mean, just some of you want to be somewhat close to you cause 0.99

01:12:27.200 they will get shrill if you push them too much in certain things or they just, their

01:12:30.020 mind can't.

01:12:30.520 Yeah.

01:12:30.920 Don't want that.

01:12:32.300 Yeah.

01:12:32.680 You want somewhat close, but they're generally pretty malleable.

01:12:35.260 So I was just talking to somebody on my other show that the guy basically, uh, he's one

01:12:40.740 of the people that when COVID happened, his wife was completely on the other side of it.

01:12:44.480 And like, he had no idea.

01:12:45.820 It's crazy.

01:12:46.540 He's like, I had no idea like how much this affected our relationship until boom, it did 0.98

01:12:50.580 and then ended up getting divorced and like fucking, but how many people are like that? 0.98

01:12:54.040 Right. 0.99

01:12:54.460 Just didn't.

01:12:54.940 Yeah.

01:12:55.700 That'd be awful, dude.

01:12:57.100 Didn't see it.

01:12:57.720 How did it work out with your wife for like during COVID?

01:13:00.580 Cause like, obviously we're all pretty radical.

01:13:02.480 She didn't really, she wasn't like radical.

01:13:04.180 I mean, she was like, kind of like being cautious, but she never really got too caught

01:13:07.880 up in any of it.

01:13:08.680 She knew like, cause we kind of kept track on it cause she actually works in the medical 0.56

01:13:12.660 field.

01:13:13.040 So it's like, it's such a for like kind of keep track of like, Oh, it's so this is

01:13:16.780 and we're like a young family where we don't have any like unhealthy children or anything.

01:13:21.200 So it's like, I don't know, we weren't particularly over it.

01:13:23.560 We had our parents, I mean, her parents, you know, mom died a while back, but you know, at

01:13:27.560 the time she's alive.

01:13:28.400 So it was like, she's older.

01:13:29.320 So I guess we're a little bit concerned, but I don't know.

01:13:31.720 We weren't really freaking out or anything.

01:13:33.020 We were generally pretty fine, but it's cause it was like, we kind of had a good head on

01:13:35.800 our shoulders and was like, but yeah, she would like generally be like, Oh God, this

01:13:39.040 guy's so precautions and stuff, but nothing crazy.

01:13:42.120 Like, I don't know my, but like it was pretty, my wife pretty quickly was like, yeah, I don't 0.55

01:13:46.180 think the mass is that like, it was pretty easy to talk her into it.

01:13:49.100 Cause I mean, she, you know, worked in the medical field.

01:13:50.940 So a lot of that stuff was like, yeah, that's right.

01:13:52.320 We didn't do these things.

01:13:53.600 This doesn't make sense.

01:13:54.600 You know, so a lot of those things click pretty easily for her.

01:13:57.640 So I don't know.

01:13:58.940 It wasn't really a big of a deal.

01:14:00.360 I mean, if anything, it kind of radicalized her at a lot.

01:14:02.660 I mean, not quite as much as me though, but yeah.

01:14:06.400 Hey, you ask me a serious question.

01:14:07.820 I give you serious answers.

01:14:08.740 So yeah, no, that's the same thing with me. 0.98

01:14:09.860 Like my wife was easy to move over to, to where we were at, like, like calling it bullshit. 0.97

01:14:16.540 And then she's actually gone like for, but like, man, it would suck when you choose a 0.93

01:14:20.420 partner, a mate toad, when you choose one, I guess that's, that's pretty important because 0.99

01:14:24.460 that shit gets more important when you go on and you don't address it. 0.99

01:14:28.360 Well, my mom came over to like the right side of COVID though. 1.00

01:14:32.140 That's nice.

01:14:32.860 We're talking about wives here though. 1.00

01:14:34.600 Oh, next question.

01:14:37.240 Yeah.

01:14:37.680 Rootless redneck favorite grifter, not yourselves. 0.63

01:14:44.020 My favorite grifter?

01:14:45.920 Yeah.

01:14:47.820 Not us though, apparently.

01:14:49.900 I like Alex Stein.

01:14:51.980 Yeah.

01:14:52.460 Yeah.

01:14:53.280 He's likable.

01:14:54.420 Yeah.

01:14:54.700 He's cool in real life.

01:14:55.880 I do like him.

01:14:57.200 Is that my favorite?

01:14:58.180 I don't know.

01:15:00.120 Huh.

01:15:00.680 I don't know.

01:15:01.260 I tend to not like, I don't know.

01:15:02.980 I have to find a person that I would classify as a grifter.

01:15:06.940 Who I actually like.

01:15:08.060 I don't know.

01:15:08.440 Yeah.

01:15:08.860 I like all the grifters.

01:15:10.100 I, I, I, I like, I do like them.

01:15:14.260 Uncle Hotep.

01:15:15.420 Uncle Hotep.

01:15:16.320 Not Hotep Jesus.

01:15:17.460 Oh, he's cool.

01:15:17.760 Not, not Hotep Jesus.

01:15:19.300 No, not Hotep Jesus.

01:15:20.320 Uncle Hotep.

01:15:20.980 I don't know.

01:15:21.300 He's just got a vibe about him.

01:15:22.240 I dig it.

01:15:22.840 Yeah.

01:15:23.060 I think he hasn't been blocked.

01:15:24.800 Yeah.

01:15:25.200 Really?

01:15:25.420 He's not even really grifty.

01:15:26.400 It's like Uncle Hotep, I think does.

01:15:27.860 Yeah.

01:15:28.040 It feels like the joke is that he jokes that he's grifty, although I don't feel like he

01:15:31.240 is really grifty.

01:15:32.000 I don't know.

01:15:32.820 I'm not sure.

01:15:33.440 One of, one of the Hotep's block. 0.98

01:15:34.780 I don't understand black culture. 1.00

01:15:36.720 Yeah. 0.98

01:15:37.040 I don't understand black culture either.

01:15:38.120 I tried to, like I used to work for them and I was like, I just don't get it guys.

01:15:41.300 I get good vibes from him.

01:15:42.240 That's all I know.

01:15:42.880 Like I like him.

01:15:43.620 I don't know.

01:15:44.620 Yeah.

01:15:44.900 He seems cool.

01:15:46.060 I'm going to go with, uh, with Misfit Patriot. 1.00

01:15:48.620 It's my favorite.

01:15:49.900 I actually got the opportunity to debate him.

01:15:52.420 Did you guys, I think I told you that, right?

01:15:54.120 Yeah, that's right.

01:15:54.480 What's up with that?

01:15:55.060 Oh yeah.

01:15:55.300 I forgot about that.

01:15:56.000 Is that still happening or what?

01:15:57.200 Um, so it turned out like they were like, are, um, you can come down and debate him.

01:16:01.800 And I was like, is this, is like, what's the topic?

01:16:03.680 And they're like, oh, it's just like an ambush more than anything.

01:16:06.000 And I was like, oh, I was like, can David come?

01:16:08.160 Like, can we just do Nephilim death squad and just ignore him? 0.90

01:16:11.120 And it's like, they're like, yeah, I'm going to get back to you.

01:16:13.120 So we'll see.

01:16:14.340 We'll see.

01:16:14.660 I don't really care.

01:16:15.340 The whole tower gang at that point.

01:16:16.340 Like if you're just ambushing him, I mean, they only have four mics, but yeah, that

01:16:20.960 would be hilarious.

01:16:21.960 Yeah.

01:16:22.320 And like, whatever, if they had seven mics, then I'd be like the entire tower gang come

01:16:28.600 down and just ignore whatever he argues and say whatever we want.

01:16:32.280 Like I intend if, if we do go down and he tries to debate me about something seriously,

01:16:37.180 like I'll like, I don't know, like currently answer him and then just plug Brohimian Grove 0.70

01:16:42.040 and just continue to do that until he gets upset.

01:16:45.380 And that's why at Brohimian Grove, we're going to be.

01:16:48.560 And that's exactly why at Brohimian Grove.

01:16:52.440 Just can pull a plug t-shirts like.

01:16:55.020 Thanks, Mr. Patriot.

01:16:56.240 And that's exactly why at Brogrove January 20th or 21st or 22nd in Leesburg, Florida.

01:17:05.060 Yeah.

01:17:05.500 Yeah, that's, that's exactly the move.

01:17:07.620 And I mean, I don't know.

01:17:08.860 My, my concern would be like, I was like, David brought it up. 0.99

01:17:12.320 He's like, what if this guy actually tried to like fucking punch you or something like 0.99

01:17:16.300 that? 0.99

01:17:16.960 Like, cause like.

01:17:17.500 Oh, it's in real life.

01:17:18.420 Oh, oh.

01:17:19.540 He's there.

01:17:20.680 Oh. 1.00

01:17:20.900 I don't mind saying wild shit. 1.00

01:17:22.800 Like I'll say wild shit to you, but I'm like, if you're going to actually try to punch me, 1.00

01:17:26.260 I'm like, then this is like a whole nother thing. 1.00

01:17:27.460 Is this even worth my time? 0.99

01:17:28.360 Are you worried he's going to beat the shit out of you or something? 0.99

01:17:29.600 Or is that what you're worried about, Top? 0.99

01:17:31.380 No, I'm worried.

01:17:32.400 I don't want it.

01:17:33.400 Why would I want to get into a physical alter?

01:17:35.300 He's a pretty, he's a pretty stocky little dwarf.

01:17:37.020 I get it.

01:17:38.760 He's kind of built like a fatter me.

01:17:40.880 Like.

01:17:41.960 I don't even know who we're talking about now anymore.

01:17:43.780 He can do some damage.

01:17:44.460 He's a thick boy.

01:17:45.740 I'll tell you, I'll tell you the truth though, Jose. 0.73

01:17:47.800 I'd pick you apart.

01:17:49.340 And I'd pick this guy apart for you.

01:17:51.440 Oh, we're talking about Mr. Fester.

01:17:52.940 Yeah.

01:17:53.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:17:54.160 It's if, if I want to, I keep you on the outside and I do whatever I want to you.

01:17:58.420 But it's like, why would I, why, like, why?

01:18:00.660 I'm a grown man with children.

01:18:02.640 This is what I'm saying.

01:18:03.340 No, I'm not trying to fight anybody.

01:18:04.580 I joke about it. 0.98

01:18:05.440 I think, I think I could beat the shit out of you, but I'm never going to try that theory. 0.96

01:18:08.880 Yeah. 0.98

01:18:09.080 Like, why would I, like, I often think about it.

01:18:12.820 I'm like, I'm like, what?

01:18:14.040 Like, who would I fight?

01:18:14.960 And then I'm like, I wouldn't fight anybody.

01:18:16.860 I just don't have like the, when I, when I look at it, I'm like, this is way too much

01:18:20.220 work for not much, like, I run it through my head sometimes. 0.97

01:18:25.560 Like, if I just beat the shit out of that, it'd be so fucking cool. 0.98

01:18:27.700 But I'm like, in reality, I'd be like, no, that'd be awful. 0.98

01:18:29.640 Yeah, I was like, I got phone calls to make. 1.00

01:18:31.360 I had to like, fuck it. 0.99

01:18:32.100 I've been, I've been arguing with the hotel for like two weeks to try to get a discount 1.00

01:18:35.980 for people. 0.98

01:18:36.380 Like, I have other dumb shit that's like taken up my mind. 0.99

01:18:40.460 You don't have to deal with court dates now. 0.99

01:18:42.560 Yeah, exactly.

01:18:43.320 But I'm, I'm gonna, I don't know.

01:18:45.100 I'll go there.

01:18:45.880 I'll plug Bohemian Grove.

01:18:46.880 We'll see.

01:18:47.440 We'll see if it happens. 0.97

01:18:48.180 That would be fucking very awkward and very fun, I think. 0.97

01:18:52.240 Yeah. 0.99

01:18:52.420 Luckily, I don't think he'll start any shit. 0.99

01:18:53.980 I mean, it'd be retarded. 1.00

01:18:55.060 I mean, there's way too many of you guys there.

01:18:56.620 I mean, he's in a foreign territory. 1.00

01:18:58.340 That'd be, that'd be stupid. 1.00

01:18:59.260 He's going up against the gang. 1.00

01:19:00.560 Can't happen.

01:19:01.740 Although that would be pretty dope to fight.

01:19:03.200 You should, uh, should challenge him.

01:19:06.760 Challenge him at Brogrove.

01:19:08.200 That'd be the move.

01:19:09.320 If he's gonna be, he's gonna be down in Florida around that time.

01:19:11.480 That's around his court date.

01:19:12.140 Isn't court date, is court things in Florida or something, right?

01:19:14.260 No, I think it's in Boston, right?

01:19:15.600 I was in Boston.

01:19:16.360 Why do I keep thinking it's in Florida?

01:19:17.200 Mr. Pfister's court date is June 10th up here.

01:19:20.640 In where?

01:19:21.520 Uh, whenever.

01:19:22.040 Dead of Mass.

01:19:23.500 All right.

01:19:24.180 It's somewhere around Bro...

01:19:25.200 What date?

01:19:25.880 When's the date?

01:19:28.400 June 10th, he said?

01:19:29.840 June 10th.

01:19:30.620 June 10th is his court, his trial, yeah.

01:19:33.340 Okay.

01:19:33.860 All right, so shortly before Brogrove.

01:19:35.420 Okay.

01:19:36.140 All right, do we have any more, uh, mailbag?

01:19:38.460 We have one more from Plaid Pizza. 0.98

01:19:42.300 A hundred million dollars, but you have to find and eat two separate asses to eat in four hours. 1.00

01:19:48.660 And they have to be different genders. 1.00

01:19:50.520 If you only eat one ass, you get AIDS. 1.00

01:19:53.480 Yeah. 1.00

01:19:54.180 Okay, no problem.

01:19:55.560 Wait, what's the question?

01:19:57.520 I guess, would you do it?

01:19:59.760 Yeah.

01:20:01.020 Yeah.

01:20:01.720 For a hundred million dollars? 1.00

01:20:03.300 For a hundred million dollars, I have to eat one dude's ass and one chick's ass. 1.00

01:20:08.340 I will get AIDS for a hundred million dollars. 1.00

01:20:10.300 Do you, like, understand?

01:20:10.800 There's generational wealth, like, that's expensive to my kids.

01:20:13.700 You could beat AIDS.

01:20:14.500 Yeah, that's still worth the hundred million.

01:20:15.720 I would, I would, I would literally, I don't know if I would die for a hundred million, but, like,

01:20:20.260 but my point being is I would accept some sort of, like, illness or something that I know is going to cut my lifespan for a hundred million.

01:20:25.180 I wouldn't die for a hundred million because who would it go to?

01:20:27.840 I have nobody to leave it to.

01:20:29.240 Yeah, I mean, I have, like, legacy that I'm like, this is going to, like, set my family up for generations.

01:20:33.740 Right.

01:20:33.980 So.

01:20:34.520 That makes sense.

01:20:35.780 Yeah.

01:20:37.200 I have no legacy.

01:20:38.340 What's the email for the mail?

01:20:40.160 Wait, there's no email.

01:20:41.460 No, it's in, it's in the telegram chat, right?

01:20:44.140 Yeah, yeah.

01:20:44.680 So I guess this guy's not in the telegram chat. 0.97

01:20:46.920 If you're not, uh, fucking figure out where it's at. 0.95

01:20:49.800 I don't know where it is. 0.94

01:20:50.680 Maybe we'll drop it in the Patreon.

01:20:51.640 The link is probably on the Patreon somewhere.

01:20:54.540 You got to find the link to the telegram and join it. 0.99

01:20:56.700 So there's a question, whose asses are we licking? 1.00

01:20:58.740 Is that the question here? 0.99

01:20:59.700 I thought it was too, is this too completion?

01:21:02.320 Like, uh, what does that even mean? 1.00

01:21:04.020 Like, eat someone's ass. 1.00

01:21:05.060 Does it come? 1.00

01:21:05.580 Like, you know, like that chick's asshole, does she come somehow? 1.00

01:21:08.240 That's like, that's another thing. 1.00

01:21:09.740 Like, you guys, that's a different thing.

01:21:11.160 Yeah.

01:21:11.560 That's harder. 1.00

01:21:12.300 I don't even know how you do that to eat someone's ass to completion. 1.00

01:21:15.880 Like, cause then what can, what constitutes eating ass? 1.00

01:21:18.300 Like, I could just lick someone's asshole. 1.00

01:21:20.460 Yeah. 1.00

01:21:20.900 And if I just like, like, just like lick your asshole for a hundred million dollars, like, 1.00

01:21:25.540 yeah, that's fine. 1.00

01:21:26.300 There's no finishing time.

01:21:27.700 Yeah.

01:21:27.840 Like, there is no completion. 0.99

01:21:29.180 So it is like, I mean, can you come from getting your butthole licked? 0.99

01:21:32.180 I guess maybe. 1.00

01:21:33.560 I don't know.

01:21:34.340 Is it easier for a man to do it or a woman? 1.00

01:21:37.160 I wish, I wish Cole was here.

01:21:38.760 I don't know. 1.00

01:21:39.460 To come from having their ass ate. 1.00

01:21:41.940 I would think women, just cause they're retarded in that like emotional way. 1.00

01:21:44.800 Like there are women who can like kind of trick their, like they can come from like, 1.00

01:21:48.300 maybe minor physical, like more like psychosomatic.

01:21:51.780 Yeah, exactly.

01:21:52.400 Like that type of thing. 0.99

01:21:53.040 Whereas guys, it's like, no, you need like physical shit. 0.99

01:21:55.060 Like you're not gonna go trick them like that. 0.99

01:21:56.320 Right.

01:21:56.500 You're right.

01:21:57.060 Yeah.

01:21:57.960 So that's, I don't know.

01:21:58.900 That's, that would make sense. 0.55

01:22:00.020 But, but at the same time though, guys have a prostate down there.

01:22:02.200 So it actually probably feels better for guys, but it's, I don't think it'd be close

01:22:06.240 enough to actually make you like come. 0.97

01:22:07.900 Like if I like, if I did that to your butthole, I don't think you'd be like, 1.00

01:22:10.640 wait, was, so is that, is that why gay dudes fuck each other in the ass? 1.00

01:22:16.260 Or is it just because that's the only, that's the only hole? 1.00

01:22:18.300 Figuring out that there's a, there's that.

01:22:20.260 No, is it because it actually feels better or is it because it's the only

01:22:23.000 option?

01:22:24.780 Ah, ah, ah, ah.

01:22:30.000 I thought, I thought it was because it was the only option.

01:22:32.380 It's like, well, you only have one hole there. 1.00

01:22:33.940 So let's fuck it. 1.00

01:22:34.580 I mean, it's both, but it is, yeah, it's also pleasurable for both. 1.00

01:22:38.140 I would presume because there's a prostate there. 0.99

01:22:40.520 I've never been butt fuck, so I wouldn't know. 1.00

01:22:42.500 But yeah, my wife came hard the first time I ate her ass at Joseph Brown. 1.00

01:22:46.640 But what do you mean say came hard? 1.00

01:22:48.720 You mean like came, like you only ate her ass and she came hard? 1.00

01:22:51.720 Or like you ate her ass and then you like fucked her after or something? 1.00

01:22:54.780 Yeah, like, what do you mean by hard? 1.00

01:22:56.840 Was it, was it just like a, yeah, violent orgasm?

01:22:59.860 If it's something that all turned on and made it so she came harder later,

01:23:02.600 that doesn't count.

01:23:03.940 That's different.

01:23:05.360 So I'm waiting for the answer, by the way, Joseph.

01:23:07.240 Yeah, this changes the question.

01:23:08.800 Like what they're asking us.

01:23:09.940 So I don't know.

01:23:11.080 I don't know whoever asked that question.

01:23:12.740 Whatever. 0.99

01:23:13.360 We'll fucking cross that bridge. 0.99

01:23:14.540 Pizza, something, whatever. 0.98

01:23:17.080 Yeah, but yeah, I would eat, yeah, that's a yes. 0.99

01:23:19.220 And like pretty much any two assholes for 100 mil. 0.99

01:23:22.080 Like whatever. 1.00

01:23:22.660 I don't even give a shit. 1.00

01:23:23.400 Give me AIDS for 100 mil. 1.00

01:23:24.440 I don't fucking care. 1.00

01:23:25.920 Yeah, I would agree with that. 1.00

01:23:27.940 I mean, prefer not to have AIDS.

01:23:29.100 But like if the deal was AIDS for $100 million 1.00

01:23:31.020 and I have to lick two assholes, I'll take it. 1.00

01:23:33.580 We could beat AIDS. 1.00

01:23:34.420 Look at Magic Johnson.

01:23:35.780 Yeah, you just need money.

01:23:36.760 And I have 100 mil.

01:23:38.400 Right.

01:23:38.700 Yeah, about 100 mil cures AIDS.

01:23:40.020 But then you're in the same spot you're at.

01:23:41.960 Right.

01:23:42.320 You're spending all the money on the AIDS. 1.00

01:23:44.260 You're the asshole eating loop. 1.00

01:23:47.380 And the asshole eating loop. 1.00

01:23:49.160 Just leave me for the next two assholes. 1.00

01:23:50.520 You're the gase it, yeah. 1.00

01:23:52.480 The boom and bust cycle right there. 1.00

01:23:54.980 Fucking busting. 0.99

01:23:56.480 That was too much of a reach. 0.99

01:23:57.780 That wasn't good.

01:23:58.660 That was close.

01:23:59.300 It was close. 1.00

01:23:59.900 All right, let's get into the Reddit shit. 1.00

01:24:02.400 Toad, you want to do some Reddit shit? 1.00

01:24:03.760 Yeah, what's this? 0.99

01:24:03.780 Let's do that and then we'll get out of here.

01:24:05.680 I did.

01:24:06.060 It would have been more fun with Cole here, though, because he hates it.

01:24:09.360 Okay.

01:24:09.980 He has to admit that it's funny.

01:24:12.640 Yeah.

01:24:13.780 Yeah.

01:24:15.020 Yeah.

01:24:16.160 All right.

01:24:16.380 Good reason.

01:24:17.340 My, so my, this is a 25-year-old female boyfriend, 19-year-old male, a bit of an age gap there, 0.98

01:24:25.140 has masturbation contests with his roommates every Wednesday and says I'm being. 0.98

01:24:29.700 Plus two. 0.99

01:24:30.560 Yeah.

01:24:31.200 It's Tower Gang every Wednesday.

01:24:33.100 It says I'm being sensitive and overreacting by not approving.

01:24:36.760 I was recently mortified and astonished when my boyfriend of three months told me that since

01:24:41.240 we had been dating for a while, that he wanted to tell me about a weekly tradition he has

01:24:45.900 with his two male roommates, similar ages to him. 0.74

01:24:49.880 Apparently every Wednesday, the three of them have a masturbation contest. 0.93

01:24:53.560 In this bizarre contest, the three of them all masturbate in the living room, standing 0.99

01:24:59.080 next to each other to see who can ejaculate the furthest distance. 1.00

01:25:04.340 What the fuck? 1.00

01:25:05.880 I was disgusted and confused. 1.00

01:25:07.500 My boyfriend actually seemed really taken aback by it and he started laughing in hysterics

01:25:12.620 when I asked him if he was gay.

01:25:15.820 He says it's just a harmless game they all do and that it isn't sexual between them and

01:25:22.180 that it's all about the distance.

01:25:24.380 It's all, no, no, it's all about. 1.00

01:25:25.540 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

01:25:27.680 All about that distance. 1.00

01:25:28.820 No, it's all about that distance.

01:25:30.140 It's all about that distance, baby.

01:25:31.900 And then, yeah, I told him I was extremely uncomfortable with him acting in a sexual

01:25:36.360 way with anyone outside a relationship. 1.00

01:25:38.380 I don't know, some bitch woman shit probably. 1.00

01:25:40.820 I don't know. 1.00

01:25:41.000 What else did she say?

01:25:41.720 It's a locked post.

01:25:43.220 Yeah.

01:25:44.280 So you can't comment on anyone.

01:25:45.360 You can't comment.

01:25:46.420 There's more to it, I think.

01:25:47.360 There you go.

01:25:47.860 Oh my God.

01:25:49.720 Where are we at here? 0.98

01:25:51.720 This gets even more ridiculous, I think. 0.50

01:25:53.920 With anyone outside a relationship, but he got really annoyed with me and kept insisting 0.74

01:25:57.560 it was just a game.

01:25:58.480 He even said I could be a spectator when they do it tomorrow night, and that girlfriends

01:26:04.020 of the other roommates had been in the audience before.

01:26:07.340 Oh my God.

01:26:08.700 That's weird.

01:26:10.140 So mortified by the stout.

01:26:11.760 Yeah, it's keeping doing the boys good, you know?

01:26:13.160 That I had to leave.

01:26:14.660 He keeps texting me saying he's amazed by my hilarious reaction, and that I need to chill.

01:26:21.340 Really don't know what to think about this.

01:26:23.060 Do I need to relax and let him have his game?

01:26:25.480 Am I being a prude?

01:26:27.020 Yeah, you gotta chill.

01:26:28.480 Ah, chill out.

01:26:34.600 Enjoy it, because I am the hardest.

01:26:37.780 I think he's gaslighted.

01:26:39.240 This is a great...

01:26:40.400 She's overreacting. 1.00

01:26:41.360 Is he shit-testing her? 1.00

01:26:45.780 Right? 1.00

01:26:46.160 Is he lying to her to see how she really asked?

01:26:48.080 I think we should all collectively go along with it and all gaslight her together. 1.00

01:26:52.580 Just so she loses her fucking mind. 1.00

01:26:54.560 Yeah, he and her roommates just all say, oh yeah, we did this. 1.00

01:26:58.380 Yeah, we always jerk off all the time. 0.90

01:27:00.660 You just kind of lock eyes. 0.98

01:27:02.580 You go, yeah, yeah.

01:27:03.440 And you go, yeah.

01:27:03.820 And he's back to back. 0.99

01:27:04.680 And you fucking... 1.00

01:27:05.780 You take 10 paces forward, you know, and then we turn around. 1.00

01:27:09.600 Here's a question.

01:27:10.460 Why do it every week?

01:27:11.560 Why do a contest every week at the same time?

01:27:13.660 Like, is it to measure how much load you have this time?

01:27:16.220 Like, wouldn't the person who shoots the least far...

01:27:19.300 Shoots the shortest win? 0.99

01:27:21.220 Because that means that you were getting pussy outside of this? 1.00

01:27:23.980 Or maybe just... 0.99

01:27:24.620 No, apparently whoever shoots the longest wins.

01:27:26.960 So you have to try to set yourself up to win that every week.

01:27:29.980 Yeah.

01:27:30.480 This is normal.

01:27:33.540 So basically...

01:27:35.300 So the way you would win this, I would imagine, would be to just not...

01:27:38.420 That was about the distance, guys.

01:27:40.260 Yeah, it's all about that distance. 0.57

01:27:41.880 It's not gay, guys. 0.94

01:27:42.620 It's about the distance.

01:27:44.000 It's not gay. 0.67

01:27:44.760 It's about measuring your masculinity and your virility. 1.00

01:27:48.740 You're going to tell me it's gay to shoot your nut three meters? 1.00

01:27:51.000 Come on, man. 1.00

01:27:51.760 What's gay about that? 1.00

01:27:53.980 So you would basically have to not ejaculate at all, except for this day on Wednesday, right? 0.99

01:27:59.740 Wednesday nights are for cum. 0.99

01:28:01.400 That's it. 1.00

01:28:01.660 You know how not gay it is? 1.00

01:28:02.680 You're literally training to make your wife so fucking pregnant. 1.00

01:28:05.700 Like, so fucking pregnant. 1.00

01:28:06.980 You can shoot harder into her ovaries. 1.00

01:28:08.600 Yeah, you shoot so fucking hard. 1.00

01:28:10.500 Right, and then she should know that you're not fucking any other chick, 1.00

01:28:14.200 because you can't come except for Wednesday, 0.99

01:28:16.720 because you need to be ready for the game.

01:28:18.740 Wednesday at 9-11.

01:28:19.740 You know what I mean?

01:28:20.600 That's when I come, baby.

01:28:22.900 Yeah. 0.99

01:28:23.760 Save your semen for Wednesday at 9-11 Eastern. 0.99

01:28:26.760 It's when we form the towers. 1.00

01:28:29.720 That's the fucking motto for the show. 1.00

01:28:32.800 It's like, tower gang, save your semen. 1.00

01:28:34.660 That's fucking perfect. 1.00

01:28:36.440 Save it for Wednesday. 0.99

01:28:37.400 Kate Cumpill, the tower gang, the night at 9-11.

01:28:43.360 Based in Cumpill. 1.00

01:28:45.660 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:28:46.840 Do you think that the girl in that contest, like the girl that was just watching is- 1.00

01:28:51.960 The spectator?

01:28:52.760 Yeah, the spectator is impressed by-

01:28:54.780 I think they lied to her about that.

01:28:56.600 She's cheering on, right?

01:28:58.000 Jim brought his girlfriend.

01:28:59.340 It was no big deal.

01:29:00.260 She's wearing a boyfriend's hoodie.

01:29:01.820 You know what I mean?

01:29:02.220 She's rooting for him.

01:29:03.180 Yo, Chad, if you're a girl in here, I don't think there's any girls in the private chat 1.00

01:29:06.680 now.

01:29:07.160 No way.

01:29:07.780 Probably not.

01:29:08.480 Maybe Robin at most.

01:29:10.060 How many-

01:29:10.680 Would you be more impressed by a dude-

01:29:12.760 Okay, that's a good question. 1.00

01:29:14.120 More impressed by a dude with a bigger dick or a dude that shoots further? 1.00

01:29:19.660 Which one? 1.00

01:29:21.000 Shooting ropes, I think, is probably better, right?

01:29:23.560 I hope for my own-

01:29:24.440 One is a product of luck.

01:29:25.860 One is a product of work.

01:29:28.240 Do you think shining ropes is work?

01:29:30.340 Yeah, you have to admire the craftsmanship.

01:29:31.880 Like, you've been week after week putting in the time with your homies, and your work

01:29:36.700 pays off, you know?

01:29:38.200 You think the shooting contest actually strengthens the shooting?

01:29:41.620 I think so.

01:29:42.100 I think so. 0.99

01:29:43.160 It's like a dick workout. 0.99

01:29:45.100 Yeah. 0.99

01:29:46.300 It's a mind-body connection.

01:29:47.960 Like, when you think about things, I mean, even just thinking about, like, I'm going to

01:29:51.040 be hanging out with the boys Wednesday, 9-11 Eastern. 0.98

01:29:53.300 I'm going to come so fucking hard. 0.99

01:29:54.980 I'm going to shoot so hard. 1.00

01:29:55.300 And you just think about it, and you're thinking about how far you're going to shoot.

01:29:58.320 It just, you're making mind becomes reality, mind-body connection, muscle, you know, mind. 1.00

01:30:03.980 Fucking pew. 0.99

01:30:05.460 Right, Bohemian Grove. 1.00

01:30:06.600 Fucking, uh, distance contest. 0.99

01:30:11.260 It's all about that distance. 1.00

01:30:12.760 It's all about that distance.

01:30:14.460 That's got to be a t-shirt.

01:30:15.500 It's all about that distance.

01:30:16.520 All right, I'm going to write that down.

01:30:19.200 Brogrove, all about that distance.

01:30:21.020 That's a tagline.

01:30:22.040 It's just dudes lined up.

01:30:24.940 Like, you're looking at them from behind, and they're just all standing in a line.

01:30:28.900 I don't know, something like that.

01:30:31.020 Oh, my God.

01:30:31.660 How good it would be if someone, like, one of us, or somebody, maybe Clint, like, kind

01:30:36.240 of, like, looking down at a line, a long line, like, into Brogrove, and you can see,

01:30:40.760 but it's like a back, you can see his pants are down. 0.99

01:30:42.840 He clearly has his hand on his dick, and it just says it's all about that distance. 0.99

01:30:45.680 He's trying to shoot as far down the line as he can. 1.00

01:30:50.340 There you go. 0.99

01:30:51.740 Fucking, I want to get, I want to do that, but I want to, uh, I want to have this, like, 0.99

01:30:56.420 this dude show up. 0.99

01:30:58.900 Uh, let's see if this is a fucking, actually a good video for this. 0.99

01:31:02.160 Hold on. 0.97

01:31:03.140 Um, as we, as we shoot, we need to have a dude, like a referee, that's, that has the

01:31:07.800 chain.

01:31:08.700 It comes out.

01:31:11.000 You gotta get past the first down marker.

01:31:15.680 Oh my god, can we imagine, oh my god. 0.99

01:31:18.100 Dude, you could, you could have cum football where you have to ejaculate to get a first 0.99

01:31:21.800 down. 0.99

01:31:22.100 Welcome to referee appeal.

01:31:23.040 Yeah, like, you, like, you all, you, you subsequently come to, like, get further and see who could get,

01:31:28.120 like, oh, that's crazy.

01:31:31.220 Yeah, you'd need a lot of players.

01:31:32.440 That's like a flick football, right?

01:31:34.340 I guess, uh.

01:31:34.980 Yeah, kind of.

01:31:36.940 I was, I was, I wasn't even thinking about football.

01:31:39.260 I was thinking it would be just more like a long jump type of thing or something.

01:31:42.220 You know, you're just coming.

01:31:43.320 Can you imagine them just, like, them, like, watching the thing.

01:31:45.980 A sand and measuring the length, the distance.

01:31:48.160 Their eyes closed and all quiet and everyone just kind of quietly watching.

01:31:52.000 Do they need the, this seems to be, this seems to be an, this seems to be an Olympic sport,

01:31:57.540 man.

01:31:57.660 Olympic coming.

01:31:59.620 For real.

01:32:00.160 A gold medalist in that.

01:32:02.460 To be honest, there might be, dude, imagine, so we need to have skits, like, this is Olympic

01:32:08.120 coming of just a dude's, like, and someone's announcing it, it's like, it looks like Jose's

01:32:13.660 in good form today.

01:32:16.140 3.3 meters.

01:32:17.460 Oh, my God.

01:32:18.620 Oh, my God.

01:32:19.480 He's going for the record.

01:32:20.660 He's got gold.

01:32:24.160 An Olympic sport.

01:32:26.580 Up next curling.

01:32:27.600 Dude, I mean, that is kind of, like, peak man if you think about it.

01:32:32.680 Women's coming would be really strange. 1.00

01:32:34.520 That's all that matters. 0.99

01:32:35.400 I mean, what is more meaningful than coming in vagina and making life? 1.00

01:32:38.880 Niggas are taking rocks by their ears, spinning around and throwing it. 1.00

01:32:42.140 There's no point to doing that.

01:32:43.860 There is point.

01:32:44.500 There is, like, a utility in this.

01:32:46.740 I think you can make a new game. 1.00

01:32:48.000 Just bathing their fucking ovaries. 1.00

01:32:49.840 Just fucking. 1.00

01:32:50.480 Yeah, dude, there could be a women's version of it, too, where it's how far they squirt. 1.00

01:32:54.620 That's a myth, dude.

01:32:58.180 I don't think it works.

01:32:58.800 You'll find out.

01:32:59.400 That's a myth.

01:32:59.940 That's just piss.

01:33:01.160 Yeah, or we see a hard person who's going to piss. 0.97

01:33:02.820 Well, that's gross, dude.

01:33:04.240 It's a pissing contest. 0.96

01:33:05.700 It's a pissing contest. 0.96

01:33:06.640 Nah, see, no woman allowed to. 1.00

01:33:08.560 The woman shouldn't even be in the Olympics. 1.00

01:33:10.120 Like, the nails nailed it.

01:33:12.760 We don't need it.

01:33:13.340 Right, it started out with naked, yeah, Greco-Roman wrestling.

01:33:15.740 That's what it should be still.

01:33:16.860 Women can't even come, so. 1.00

01:33:18.900 I think the men, like, there should be different variations of this game.

01:33:23.780 Like, so, they would be, like, on distance.

01:33:26.020 They would be on speed.

01:33:27.200 They would be on velocity.

01:33:28.560 They would be on viscosity.

01:33:30.060 Things like that.

01:33:30.700 Like, you just got, like, a real big dude.

01:33:32.520 Like, he doesn't shoot far, but boy, does he pile it up.

01:33:35.440 And, like, you know, their waiting is, like, can you believe that?

01:33:37.980 Seven grams. 1.00

01:33:39.220 Seven fucking grams. 0.99

01:33:40.700 We have, like, some Raj coming. 1.00

01:33:42.360 Speed shooters fucking accuracy. 0.98

01:33:46.760 But, yeah, they'd all have to be different events, right? 0.99

01:33:48.560 Like, this is distance coming.

01:33:50.680 Yeah, this is long distance coming.

01:33:52.520 Or, like, the guy, yeah.

01:33:54.220 Yo, dude, you can have an entire night of different events of just coming.

01:33:59.480 And it's interesting.

01:34:01.100 It's very interesting.

01:34:02.240 The cum-lympics. 0.81

01:34:03.620 Yeah.

01:34:04.200 Like, that's what we do.

01:34:05.140 The only angle you can ever see is, like, from the back.

01:34:08.280 So, you can see him just cranking it.

01:34:09.380 Dude, the nutsack weigh-in.

01:34:15.020 You're like, this guy's going for weight.

01:34:18.300 The weight of the love.

01:34:19.060 That's interesting.

01:34:19.800 You have to compete against people, like, within the same nutsack.

01:34:22.900 So, like, Jose, like, you have, like, a larger nutsack, right?

01:34:26.460 He's in the heavyweight.

01:34:27.340 He's in the nuts, right?

01:34:28.920 Yeah, you have to be in the same nut division.

01:34:31.280 You have to be in the same nut division.

01:34:34.780 The same nut class. 1.00

01:34:37.340 Cum saved in your fucking butthole, in your fucking prostate. 1.00

01:34:41.540 I think. 1.00

01:34:42.260 Although, I think some of it comes from your nuts. 0.99

01:34:43.700 I don't fucking remember. 1.00

01:34:44.680 I don't know where cum comes from. 0.99

01:34:46.000 I know where it goes. 0.97

01:34:47.420 All over the floor.

01:34:48.900 All in my wife. 1.00

01:34:51.660 Now, clean that up, you dirty bitch. 1.00

01:34:52.980 So fucking hard. 1.00

01:34:55.100 That is a, this is a great idea. 0.97

01:34:56.720 See, we need to be making skits like that. 0.89

01:34:59.020 Like, the cum contest to the 2025 cum Olympics.

01:35:03.820 But not even necessarily.

01:35:05.020 Just like the, it's just a section.

01:35:07.300 It's like a day of the Winter Olympics.

01:35:09.700 Should it be done in the winter?

01:35:11.020 Probably not, right?

01:35:12.020 No, probably summer.

01:35:13.360 Seems like a summer sport.

01:35:18.220 Yeah, summer.

01:35:19.340 Summer, yeah.

01:35:20.740 I like that. 0.99

01:35:21.340 The cumming. 1.00

01:35:22.040 The cumming. 0.99

01:35:22.880 Yeah, I like this. 0.99

01:35:23.580 I like this.

01:35:23.940 Dude, I think that was, like, the funniest riff that we've done in a while, probably.

01:35:27.460 Yeah, we don't need those guys.

01:35:28.800 It's a three-man show.

01:35:29.980 This is what we're doing now. 0.99

01:35:31.060 We don't fucking need those guys. 0.99

01:35:32.540 Yeah, let's get it. 0.99

01:35:33.460 These guys, that's what I'm saying.

01:35:34.520 We should kick Cole out.

01:35:35.380 I've been saying it for a long time. 0.98

01:35:36.440 Kick him out.

01:35:37.040 He's not committed to the gang.

01:35:39.100 Yeah, we're bringing Raven in. 1.00

01:35:40.580 Fuck Cole. 1.00

01:35:41.240 I know. 1.00

01:35:41.440 He's off doing some tests right now instead of distance coming with us.

01:35:45.480 Raven's kind of been looming on the edges for whoever drops out for a while anyway.

01:35:49.180 So it's like, come on, Toad.

01:35:50.620 We've been waiting for, like, Cole to drop off. 0.94

01:35:53.480 Or me to kill myself.

01:35:54.740 Yeah, we don't know which one's going to happen first. 0.99

01:35:55.960 Or you.

01:35:56.440 That's true.

01:35:56.800 I guess we probably shouldn't force it.

01:35:58.640 We should just let it, whoever falls out natural.

01:36:00.660 It has to happen organically.

01:36:02.760 Well, so, I mean, the way things are being set up is, like, Clint, me, Jose, David are

01:36:09.900 all in Florida.

01:36:11.340 Toad has a very good chance to be in Florida.

01:36:13.740 Cole, I don't think, can go to Florida, period.

01:36:16.300 Like, that's just out of.

01:36:18.000 Yeah, well, I mean, he's got a kid and a stable life with a family that, you know, is somewhere

01:36:24.760 else.

01:36:25.040 So, it's a very real possibility.

01:36:28.700 I don't know.

01:36:29.160 It would be fun to do some stuff IRL, right?

01:36:32.580 If Toad came down.

01:36:33.740 100%.

01:36:34.180 Yeah.

01:36:35.540 Would you make the ride, Jose?

01:36:37.160 Or would it be a to-do?

01:36:38.200 I mean, it depends on when we're doing.

01:36:39.780 I mean, I'm sure we'd do this, like, I'm just going to, like, during, I don't know, like,

01:36:42.900 on a weekend or something.

01:36:43.800 Yeah. 0.99

01:36:43.960 Or, like, in the summer, you have plenty of time that I can pop up and shit. 0.99

01:36:47.740 Yeah. 0.98

01:36:47.900 But I do drive my wife to work with multiple. 0.97

01:36:49.800 But, yeah, I can pop up.

01:36:50.660 No reason.

01:36:51.120 Why not?

01:36:51.860 Yeah.

01:36:52.120 Maybe it would be, like, a Saturday show, right?

01:36:54.380 Yeah.

01:36:54.640 Like, a Saturday hang.

01:36:57.900 I just, yeah.

01:36:58.780 I got to figure out a way to make steady income.

01:37:03.680 You're good, dude.

01:37:04.440 Yeah, don't worry about it.

01:37:04.820 That'll come.

01:37:05.680 Yeah, you've got some time.

01:37:07.160 Like, I was talking to Owen, and I was telling him about, he was asking about your situation.

01:37:11.180 And I was like, you know, it seems like he's trying to do something in the media space.

01:37:15.240 And if that doesn't work out, there are other job offers.

01:37:17.840 I don't know.

01:37:18.160 Some people have reached out to you already.

01:37:19.540 But, like, you'll find a job.

01:37:21.260 You'll be fine.

01:37:22.040 Well, I mean, one guy seemed like, I told you that one guy was like, yeah, dude, let's have

01:37:27.780 an interview, and I thought it was a job interview, but he meant a podcast interview. 0.99

01:37:33.000 God damn it. 0.97

01:37:34.100 Because he was talking about software. 1.00

01:37:35.700 I'm like, what the fuck? 0.99

01:37:37.000 So, no. 0.99

01:37:37.700 And then, like, right now, it seems like it's just, like, you know, like, one-off, like,

01:37:42.160 gigs and stuff that I've been offered so far.

01:37:43.980 So, that's not, like, that's not enough.

01:37:45.400 You know what I mean?

01:37:46.680 Okay.

01:37:47.140 Yeah.

01:37:47.340 But, I mean, listen.

01:37:47.940 You could always, I think that you'll be able to find some sort of a computer programming job.

01:37:52.920 We're still streaming on Twitter.

01:37:54.660 Yeah.

01:37:55.000 So, I would want to do, if I can get, like, a remote.

01:37:57.780 Oh, yeah.

01:37:58.440 It's on me.

01:37:59.080 Yeah.

01:37:59.360 Oops. 1.00

01:37:59.720 Should I remember it, or should I say fuck it? 1.00

01:38:02.000 Okay. 1.00

01:38:02.460 Whatever you guys did.

01:38:03.260 Anyway. 0.99

01:38:03.820 I mean, who watches on Twitter anyways, you fucking weirdo? 0.99

01:38:05.700 Not a lot of people. 0.97

01:38:06.540 But if I got, like, a remote software job would, like, free me up.

01:38:10.980 You know what I mean?

01:38:11.360 And then I would have income and not be tied to a location.

01:38:14.080 You know what I mean?

01:38:14.760 Yeah.

01:38:15.060 Yeah.

01:38:15.220 I think that might be the move for you if you can't make this work.

01:38:20.120 But I think you have some breathing room.

01:38:21.580 You have some time to figure out what you want to do.

01:38:24.640 I have to free up some of my money right now, though, because most of it is

01:38:27.640 illiquid, which is a problem.

01:38:29.620 All right. 0.98

01:38:29.960 Listen, let's not get into fucking financials now. 0.99

01:38:32.100 All right. 0.99

01:38:32.980 What's your social?

01:38:34.540 What's your social?

01:38:35.920 What's your social, mister?

01:38:37.460 I'm not going to say.

01:38:41.180 You see, you're okay.

01:38:42.700 You're in, like, a, you're in an okay spot right now.

01:38:45.600 And, I don't know.

01:38:46.740 I felt like you needed a shake up anyway.

01:38:48.960 This place was killing you.

01:38:49.860 So, I'm kind of glad that you got it in a weird way, in a very toad way. 0.87

01:38:55.000 In the most toad way.

01:38:56.200 You were never going to leave.

01:38:56.620 You were never going to leave.

01:38:57.620 I still don't know you're going to die there.

01:38:59.340 Yeah.

01:39:00.000 I still think you're going to go back.

01:39:01.500 That's what the people there said.

01:39:03.900 No, they would never have me back now.

01:39:05.520 They hate me now.

01:39:06.960 Just over the song.

01:39:08.880 They do?

01:39:09.560 They hate you?

01:39:10.520 Probably.

01:39:11.140 Your friends?

01:39:11.760 Have you talked to anybody from the job?

01:39:13.680 I have not.

01:39:14.780 Do you have friends from your job or no?

01:39:16.660 Do you have their numbers?

01:39:19.220 Some of them, I do.

01:39:21.280 But are you friends?

01:39:21.720 No one's reached out to you?

01:39:23.780 Nope. 1.00

01:39:24.660 Cowards. 1.00

01:39:25.160 Wow. 1.00

01:39:25.780 That's like how long?

01:39:26.560 You worked over a decade there and no one reached out to you?

01:39:29.080 Nine years.

01:39:30.840 Wow.

01:39:31.420 Dude, isn't that wild?

01:39:32.480 Yeah.

01:39:32.780 I mean, that's kind of how it was when I left the military. 0.99

01:39:34.080 I don't give a shit. 0.99

01:39:34.760 I'm like, cool. 1.00

01:39:35.180 Fuck you. 1.00

01:39:35.920 It's a little different. 1.00

01:39:36.720 In the military, you got a lot of people coming in and going.

01:39:39.280 Yeah, they're coming and going.

01:39:40.060 So, it was like I've been there so long.

01:39:41.600 But, I mean, it's all the people that came in with a goner anyways.

01:39:44.000 Dude, when I left my job, like I have a guy.

01:39:46.740 Well, I have to invite him, but he's coming.

01:39:48.600 He comes every year or year and a half or so to visit me.

01:39:52.600 He's just a dude that I worked with.

01:39:54.240 Great guy.

01:39:55.300 Out of his mind. 1.00

01:39:56.080 But he comes and he comes and he checks and he's like, yo, fucker, just came down and 1.00

01:39:59.160 see how you're doing out here, man. 1.00

01:40:01.100 Everything's good. 1.00

01:40:02.000 And he's like fucking looking around and shit. 0.99

01:40:03.440 I love this guy. 1.00

01:40:04.500 I'm going to see if he'll come to Bohemian Grove. 0.99

01:40:06.380 But, yeah, dude, that's fucked up, man. 1.00

01:40:09.080 That's fucked. 1.00

01:40:09.540 I hate that. 1.00

01:40:10.260 I hate that for you, Toad. 0.99

01:40:11.900 I hate those people for you.

01:40:12.960 I don't think I have any friends, to be honest.

01:40:16.000 I've talked to one friend in the last...

01:40:19.240 Since this has happened, I've had one friend talk to me and I don't even think he knows

01:40:23.720 that I lost my job.

01:40:26.040 One of my friends was like one of my oldest friends from high school.

01:40:28.700 He texted me, but it had nothing to do with the job.

01:40:31.360 And I didn't even tell him yet.

01:40:32.560 He's just like, can I borrow some money?

01:40:34.500 Actually, two.

01:40:35.240 Sorry.

01:40:35.560 Two friends have texted me.

01:40:36.920 And I don't think either of them know.

01:40:38.400 A couple of my friends from high school.

01:40:40.240 How would they have known?

01:40:41.540 No, I don't think they know.

01:40:42.820 Yeah, I don't think they would be able to know.

01:40:44.940 I mean, you're not telling them, so...

01:40:46.360 No.

01:40:46.940 This is weird.

01:40:47.640 They're all Hitler somewhere. 0.93

01:40:48.960 Why would they say this?

01:40:50.020 That's not nice. 1.00

01:40:50.780 Top is a faggot? 1.00

01:40:51.940 Yeah. 1.00

01:40:52.520 Out of nowhere.

01:40:53.280 Quote a straight.

01:40:54.340 Affigate.

01:40:55.260 Everybody is...

01:40:56.480 What is an affigate?

01:40:57.940 Maybe that's something?

01:40:58.440 Yeah.

01:40:58.560 Most people are not nice to me, though.

01:41:02.260 I've been thinking about doing this, though.

01:41:03.460 What do you guys think if I start doing that?

01:41:05.540 Live requests on the Uke for money?

01:41:07.160 I think you should...

01:41:07.580 Yeah, why not?

01:41:08.140 I don't think you'd make a lot.

01:41:09.420 I think you'd be better off...

01:41:10.860 On the Uke channel.

01:41:11.500 I think you'd be better off getting...

01:41:13.620 Get a separate stream yard.

01:41:16.640 Hook it up to security cameras all throughout your house.

01:41:19.620 Just like one full screen, and it would be like 12 security cameras all in night vision mode

01:41:25.960 when it goes nighttime, but you don't have to have it in your bedroom and your bathroom 0.98

01:41:29.140 and shit. 0.94

01:41:29.460 Just like in some of the places that you be. 1.00

01:41:31.680 Yeah, let's watch me shit. 0.99

01:41:33.420 No, that's weird. 0.99

01:41:34.160 I don't know if people really want to see that, but just have it up there.

01:41:37.540 Have a live stream.

01:41:38.340 Have a live stream going right now of you doing the show, but it's just like a security

01:41:44.360 camera from the corner of your room.

01:41:45.780 It's so invasive, man.

01:41:47.600 You're invading yourself.

01:41:49.020 I think it's funny.

01:41:49.980 Dude, listen.

01:41:50.840 I think that gets you a call from Sam Hyde.

01:41:52.840 Yeah, it's Fish Tank Live, but it's just Toad. 0.99

01:41:54.820 I think that, honestly, that gets you a fucking phone call, dude. 0.98

01:41:59.140 Would you do Fish Tank? 0.99

01:42:01.380 I don't know what that is.

01:42:02.760 What is that? 0.96

01:42:03.440 Yeah, I always hear a photographer, but I have no fucking idea what it is. 0.98

01:42:05.300 Fish Tank, they just take fucking weird people from the internet, and they put them in a 0.97

01:42:09.280 house, and they live there. 0.99

01:42:10.760 Dude.

01:42:11.440 Yeah, it's a show for you, dude.

01:42:13.500 That is for Toad.

01:42:15.140 Maybe.

01:42:15.800 It sounds like Big Brother, basically.

01:42:17.980 It is.

01:42:18.800 It is.

01:42:19.340 It's like a podcast?

01:42:20.480 I mean, that kind of sounds awful, but so do people get kicked off?

01:42:23.360 They get eliminated?

01:42:23.880 I think so.

01:42:25.140 It's like Sam Hyde, it goes a certain way, but Sam Hyde, like, visits every, like, day

01:42:29.720 or so, or however, like, long they're there, and he'll just come, like, you know how, like,

01:42:33.200 Dave, what's his name?

01:42:34.600 Dave Graal? 1.00

01:42:35.220 No, uh, the fucking dude with, like, he's, like, real white with black hair. 1.00

01:42:40.440 Uh, Jane's Addiction. 1.00

01:42:41.980 Fucking, uh, that's gonna kill me. 1.00

01:42:43.360 Perry Farrell. 1.00

01:42:44.160 You remember the Ink Master guy?

01:42:45.380 Is that where you're about to get at?

01:42:45.620 The Ink Master.

01:42:46.280 Oh, Dave Navarro.

01:42:47.480 Dave Navarro.

01:42:48.640 Dave Navarro. 1.00

01:42:48.660 Hey, fuck you, nigger. 1.00

01:42:50.620 Yeah, fuck you, nigger. 1.00

01:42:52.180 So, uh, Dave Navarro, like, how he'll show up at Ink Master and he'll just be like, all 1.00

01:42:55.720 right, guys, like, this is what's going on today. 1.00

01:42:57.740 You're gonna be tattooing dragons on this woman's asses. 1.00

01:43:00.680 And then he leaves. 1.00

01:43:02.080 That's what Sam Hyde does. 0.99

01:43:03.400 But, like, you're just the crazy people that are there. 0.84

01:43:06.000 Not tattoo artists. 0.96

01:43:06.860 Just there in the house.

01:43:08.240 Yeah. 0.98

01:43:08.540 It, I would fucking pay so much money to see you doing that, dude. 0.85

01:43:12.060 That'd be great. 0.56

01:43:14.540 Would you do it?

01:43:16.900 I would have to check it out. 0.99

01:43:18.280 I don't even know what the fuck it is. 0.99

01:43:19.380 Maybe. 0.99

01:43:20.120 Maybe you should explain to you what it is.

01:43:21.620 It's, uh.

01:43:22.120 Yeah, but I have to, like, actually experience it.

01:43:24.920 You'd be living, this is what we're trying to get you to do, to experience it.

01:43:27.520 You'd be living in a house experiencing it.

01:43:29.880 I think you should just do it to yourself.

01:43:31.500 It's a lot safer.

01:43:33.060 Yeah.

01:43:33.680 Very funny.

01:43:34.600 Does anyone ever visit your house?

01:43:36.180 Um, almost never.

01:43:40.720 Solicitors?

01:43:42.160 Yeah.

01:43:42.800 Yeah.

01:43:43.540 We had solicitors.

01:43:44.780 We had one guy, that one guy, the black guy that tried to break in that one time. 0.51

01:43:48.880 Occasionally, relatives.

01:43:50.100 My mom is probably the most frequent visitor.

01:43:53.560 How often?

01:43:55.960 Um, like, once a week.

01:43:57.940 Once every couple weeks.

01:43:58.760 Depends.

01:44:00.220 Are you still hesitant to move because of family or something?

01:44:02.900 Or is there any, like, legitimate reasons?

01:44:04.780 Or what's the deal?

01:44:07.180 Yeah, I mean, being far away from, like, the family that I have here isn't great.

01:44:11.760 Yeah.

01:44:12.160 I mean, what do they think?

01:44:13.520 Do they think you should move?

01:44:14.420 Have you talked to anyone?

01:44:15.300 Have you talked to your mom?

01:44:16.380 They never think that I should do anything.

01:44:18.820 What does that mean?

01:44:19.660 What does that mean? 1.00

01:44:20.020 Do you think you should just rot in fucking Boston? 1.00

01:44:22.180 Pretty much. 1.00

01:44:23.580 Okay.

01:44:24.040 Well, you should, uh.

01:44:25.900 I think both of my parents, like, they don't do a whole lot.

01:44:28.800 They just stay at home.

01:44:30.660 Slugs?

01:44:31.020 Well, I don't want to say that, but, yeah.

01:44:36.760 Yeah.

01:44:37.800 It's a crazy move.

01:44:38.880 Don't become that.

01:44:39.880 Like, I don't, I don't.

01:44:40.660 I know I don't want to be.

01:44:42.060 Yeah, there you go.

01:44:42.600 That's why you gotta get shaken out of that rut.

01:44:43.920 It's a bummer.

01:44:44.620 I mean, it'd be cool if you could just stay there with the family and be around, I don't

01:44:48.160 know, I guess maybe.

01:44:48.860 I just feel like you almost need to get out of that environment, personally.

01:44:51.320 But, uh, I don't know, I get where you're like, want to be around family, but it's

01:44:54.820 like, it's almost like I feel like them kind of being like, oh, just do the rat race. 1.00

01:44:58.660 I feel like this is going to get you sucked back into the old rat race, and you're just 1.00

01:45:02.300 going to find some other tech job and fucking be miserable for the rest of your fucking 1.00

01:45:06.100 life. 1.00

01:45:07.020 So. 1.00

01:45:08.540 Or you can move to Florida and fuck bitches and have a fucking wife and kids and fucking 1.00

01:45:13.960 party with the homies and fucking do influencer shit while we fucking, you know, we'll get 1.00

01:45:19.040 all famous together and make a lot of money. 1.00

01:45:20.500 It's really, it's, that is what I want to do.

01:45:23.160 It's, it's hard.

01:45:24.060 It's, it's hard for me to give you advice like that because it's not a, if it's like

01:45:29.060 a definite, if there was like a more definite roadmap, I'd be like, yeah, yeah, let's, let's

01:45:32.940 do that.

01:45:33.200 But like, you know, it's, it's blurry as you, as you go down this weird road.

01:45:36.920 Um, I think it moves.

01:45:37.920 I don't like it.

01:45:38.580 I hate, I hate the, uh, the unknown basically.

01:45:43.100 It worries.

01:45:43.700 Embrace it, man.

01:45:44.300 Embrace it.

01:45:44.840 This is, you're going to have to do the unknown anyway at this point.

01:45:48.020 So it's like, I, this is where I like the road that I've come to.

01:45:50.780 I don't like, I'm a creature of habit.

01:45:52.460 I, well, I was, I don't like doing new things.

01:45:55.860 I don't like doing any of this stuff.

01:45:57.100 But as like, as this has progressed, like the tower gang and whatever top lops is, I found

01:46:02.380 myself more of like diving, delving into the, uh, the unpredictable.

01:46:07.140 And instead of like being anxious about it and making myself sick, I'm just like, okay,

01:46:11.860 deep breath.

01:46:12.460 And then like, or what, what's going to happen next?

01:46:14.700 And then something happens. 0.98

01:46:15.760 And then you fucking, I have to figure out how to, uh, how to do that. 1.00

01:46:20.100 And you're only one dude guy, dude, you only have to take care of one person. 0.99

01:46:23.920 And there's like, literally it's kind of, I don't know, moving away from your family

01:46:28.540 is a big deal.

01:46:29.240 I get it.

01:46:29.700 I'm like, I moved my family here with me because I wanted to make that move. 0.98

01:46:33.580 So my parents are getting old and like, who the fuck is going to take care of them? 0.76

01:46:36.500 So my sister's not there either. 0.91

01:46:37.780 So, well, then if that, if it's the case that you actually want to move, then they need 0.92

01:46:43.320 to fucking move with you and then you'll figure that out. 0.92

01:46:45.820 But I don't know that that's a whole thing for you to figure out, you know, we'll get 0.99

01:46:49.120 you big, rich and famous. 0.99

01:46:50.040 And then you can move them down to Florida whenever they start to go to shit. 1.00

01:46:53.220 We're working on it, Toad. 1.00

01:46:54.420 I think we're fucking working on it. 0.96

01:46:56.220 I think after Bohemian Grove, if it goes off the way it's supposed to go off, um, we're 0.95

01:47:01.040 going to know a lot more about what is going, listen, I'm, I'm be honest with you guys.

01:47:06.420 Like, I, like I told you the pre-show we're at the point where Tim Poole is talking to

01:47:11.320 people about us, not just me.

01:47:13.220 Like, you know, he brought me up, but like, he's talking about tower gang.

01:47:16.680 Like this is on his head.

01:47:17.900 I think that people like him see what we do, the freedom in it and the ability to,

01:47:23.660 uh, like put your finger right on the, we put our finger on the pulse of the culture 0.96

01:47:27.000 and then we fucking put our hand right around their neck and do whatever we want. 0.93

01:47:30.680 And they can't do that in a certain way. 0.99

01:47:33.220 They don't have that kind of freedom.

01:47:34.960 And I think people are noticing what, what that is.

01:47:38.440 It's a weird thing.

01:47:39.660 It's beautiful.

01:47:40.100 Don't stop sending emails to your lawyers, please.

01:47:42.200 No, I was, uh, I was posting the, uh, the title poll.

01:47:46.500 Just got that out there.

01:47:47.100 Oh, right.

01:47:47.120 That was important.

01:47:47.900 Yeah.

01:47:48.200 I'm working on the tower game, baby.

01:47:50.260 Let's kind of light the tooth.

01:47:51.180 You guys ready to get out of here?

01:47:52.220 I'm ready to go.

01:47:52.980 I'm ready to get out.

01:47:53.520 It's a good time. 0.99

01:47:54.160 It's 1115 fucking. 0.99

01:47:55.660 Let's do it. 0.99

01:47:56.720 Bye, guys.

01:47:57.260 This was, this was nice.

01:47:58.020 It's nice ending it on our own terms, right?

01:48:00.540 Yeah.

01:48:00.920 It wasn't bad at all.

01:48:01.620 I like this.

01:48:02.640 What do you think about this, Toad?

01:48:04.760 This is a new show format.

01:48:05.940 I'm not going to cut you off.

01:48:06.780 I'm not going to cut you off. 1.00

01:48:07.440 It's the Tower Power Hour, slut. 1.00

01:48:10.260 It's the Tower Power Hour, bitch. 1.00

01:48:11.940 No way, Jose. 1.00

01:48:13.400 Liberty Lockdown. 1.00

01:48:14.640 It's the Tower Power Hour, bitch. 1.00

01:48:17.080 Reed. 1.00

01:48:19.680 Cole.

01:48:21.320 Top Lobster.

01:48:22.640 And Toad.

01:48:24.000 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:48:26.480 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:48:28.140 Liberty Lock is truth, eh?

01:48:29.940 Same with Lobster, Cole, and Jose.

01:48:32.460 Toad is sick, no way, Jose. 0.99

01:48:34.500 It's the Tower Power Hour, slut. 1.00

01:48:36.080 They made Dave Smith all his... 0.99

01:48:37.600 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:48:39.600 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:48:42.600 They made Dave Smith all his fame.

01:48:45.200 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:48:48.080 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang. 0.94

01:48:52.520 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables in all. 0.94

01:48:59.600 I mean, I mean, I... 0.95

01:49:02.100 That's all, folks.

01:49:06.080 Thank you.

Tower Gang - June 13, 2025

Ep 231 - LARPing Degeneracy

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