Tower Gang - Ep 229 - Toad With a Banger

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00:00:12.500 Hashtag make a play.

00:00:15.460 What are we not allowed to talk about, Toad?

00:00:17.680 Like, as far as...

00:00:18.820 Yeah, I'm so confused. He was like, I don't want to talk about this in the main show.

00:00:21.840 There was people in my work that didn't want to sit with me.

00:00:24.700 You aren't allowed to talk about any of this.

00:00:27.400 And that was not my high school experience, by the way.

00:00:30.920 So the idea here is you think that you might be getting fired over your Hall of Hitler song, I think.

00:00:36.420 Welcome to the club, buddy.

00:00:38.600 Who sat with you in high school?

00:00:41.380 My friends.

00:00:42.640 I know, but what demo?

00:00:46.180 Nerds? 1.00

00:00:47.260 Like band nerds, fucking math nerds? 1.00

00:00:49.920 Could you just give me some goddamn specifics? 1.00

00:00:51.800 Band nerds, math nerds. I hung out with all... 0.99

00:00:54.580 Dude, I was like a social...

00:00:56.700 I was a social chameleon, man.

00:00:58.160 I hung out with band dudes.

00:00:59.740 I hung out with drama dudes.

00:01:01.300 I was a social hippo.

00:01:02.920 I was a choir dude.

00:01:03.620 Toad, how do you think the dudes in your old acapella group would perceive your performance on Twitter the other day?

00:01:11.300 Which group?

00:01:13.140 A lot of people on the comments I saw were...

00:01:16.100 I've been in like four.

00:01:17.520 Incredible.

00:01:18.020 See, I thought he was going to deny the claim.

00:01:20.300 Acapella group, that's bizarre.

00:01:21.900 Why would I deny it?

00:01:22.700 I love acapella.

00:01:23.880 It was some of the best times of my life.

00:01:25.400 Dude, uh...

00:01:28.760 I'm not kidding.

00:01:29.860 I love it.

00:01:30.880 I know.

00:01:31.380 It's great.

00:01:32.180 How would they feel?

00:01:33.000 I don't know any of these people.

00:01:34.100 Toad, you want me to name a group?

00:01:35.560 Dude, one of my acapella groups did...

00:01:37.360 Yay! 0.99

00:01:37.940 We did Gold Digger.

00:01:40.100 Yeah, but this is a different song, dude.

00:01:41.720 This is college.

00:01:42.540 No, we didn't do Howl Hitler. 0.64

00:01:43.140 Could you get them together to do Howl Hitler? 0.91

00:01:44.460 It didn't exist yet.

00:01:45.780 Could you get them together to do Howl Hitler? 0.91

00:01:47.460 Yeah, could you get the band back together?

00:01:48.580 Yeah, the band back together, yeah.

00:01:49.860 So I did the rap, bridge, breakdown part of Gold Digger in my acapella group.

00:01:54.280 That's not what we're talking about.

00:01:55.740 Oh, dude, dude, dude, dude.

00:01:56.780 How many people does it take to make a good acapella group?

00:01:59.560 They would love my performance of...

00:02:01.920 Like five, perhaps?

00:02:03.840 I would say four.

00:02:05.080 A barbershop quartet.

00:02:06.280 I've been in one.

00:02:07.120 This is boring. 1.00

00:02:08.260 Guys, let's hit the fucking intro. 1.00

00:02:09.600 Here we go. 1.00

00:02:10.000 This is Tower Day.

00:02:11.300 Wednesday.

00:02:12.140 Top Lops of Productions. 0.99

00:02:13.300 As much as dumb stuff as black people do, and as often as they go to prison, where do 1.00

00:02:37.660 they keep coming from? 1.00

00:02:38.820 They are basically farm equipment.

00:02:40.500 That's crazy.

00:02:40.980 If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go. 1.00

00:02:45.380 Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans. 1.00

00:02:50.840 Let's go straight up to Israel. 1.00

00:02:54.600 I'm not even fucking kidding. 1.00

00:02:56.480 The next cock up is a very nice cock. 1.00

00:03:12.960 Because it would hurt. 0.99

00:03:14.100 I wouldn't be able to take it.

00:03:16.080 Oh, oh, oh.

00:03:17.980 It's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:03:19.820 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:03:20.640 What was up with that missing member of Tower Gang? 1.00

00:03:28.720 I don't understand what happened.

00:03:29.240 I think that was me.

00:03:30.360 Yeah, it was.

00:03:31.320 It's a deep meta joke that you just wouldn't get.

00:03:33.740 I don't get it at all. 0.94

00:03:34.700 I think I fucked up. 0.90

00:03:35.580 My bad. 1.00

00:03:37.220 I was looking and saying, what kind of idiot made this edit? 1.00

00:03:39.980 I was like, is that your creative way of telling us you're quitting? 1.00

00:03:43.300 I didn't get it.

00:03:45.160 I've had three shows today.

00:03:47.120 I'm very tired.

00:03:48.200 I've considered quitting the show.

00:03:50.380 Have any of you guys considered?

00:03:51.440 I know Clint almost cried and bitched out about it, but has it been a considering of any of you guys?

00:03:56.620 Well, it's just so low effort.

00:03:57.960 You just kind of show up on Wednesday, and that's really all there is to it.

00:04:00.780 So I don't really see why I would ever do that, really.

00:04:03.340 I mean, I've considered quitting life.

00:04:04.740 I make my $30 for the week, and I come back next week.

00:04:08.500 I make my $30 for the week.

00:04:12.600 It's about right. 0.99

00:04:13.500 I'm four years deep, still yet to make a penny off this fucking show. 0.99

00:04:16.260 I don't know what I'm doing. 0.99

00:04:17.880 I don't know.

00:04:18.960 I think about quitting often, this show.

00:04:21.300 I feel like I leave a piece of my soul here.

00:04:24.080 Nobody feels that way?

00:04:25.620 No.

00:04:25.840 I do.

00:04:27.080 We crossed the line.

00:04:29.280 I think this week, I really had to have some perspective when Toad did his thing.

00:04:35.460 And I looked at it, and I was like, oh, my God.

00:04:37.500 Have we really crossed the line?

00:04:40.580 There was a line.

00:04:41.440 What line are you talking about?

00:04:43.680 I don't even know.

00:04:44.520 I didn't know it existed.

00:04:45.540 But now I'm looking at what Toad did.

00:04:47.240 I just felt like crossed. 0.81

00:04:48.860 Well, we crossed people to get nigger on IRL. 1.00

00:04:51.680 That's the line we crossed. 0.93

00:04:52.540 Being bad people.

00:04:54.120 Being bad people by singing a song?

00:04:56.660 Yeah.

00:04:57.240 No, no. 0.99

00:04:57.680 Not just by singing a song, but by fucking Sieg Heil-ing right after with a deadpan look 0.99

00:05:02.400 in his eyes. 0.99

00:05:03.520 I'm going to be honest.

00:05:04.600 I haven't watched the video.

00:05:06.320 I'm autistic.

00:05:07.780 Dude, I don't have emotion.

00:05:11.140 Did you really see Kyle at the end?

00:05:13.040 Yeah.

00:05:13.800 Yeah.

00:05:14.420 I missed that part.

00:05:15.560 That's a nice thing.

00:05:16.080 Hell yeah, Jose.

00:05:16.800 I didn't watch it either, buddy.

00:05:18.080 I watched it, but I didn't catch that part.

00:05:19.020 Just say you didn't watch it.

00:05:20.000 It's okay.

00:05:20.320 I already gave the white power symbol during the LP Alaska video that I did, but dude,

00:05:25.200 I don't feel any emotion.

00:05:26.640 Nobody saw that, though.

00:05:27.640 No one saw that one, Toad.

00:05:28.660 I'm autistic, dude, so I can't feel Jew hatred.

00:05:33.500 I can't feel anything.

00:05:34.620 I will say the only thing I've seen is from all the Instagram, because it's gotten to Instagram

00:05:40.140 and it's getting mad views over there, but they don't play the whole thing.

00:05:44.220 They just play the first part where he just starts it.

00:05:46.840 That's all I will see.

00:05:48.200 Oh, wait.

00:05:48.480 Tyler, you pull it up.

00:05:49.840 Go ahead.

00:05:50.180 I see you got it there.

00:05:50.800 I should have been wearing something better than that.

00:05:52.400 I understand.

00:05:53.020 Yeah.

00:05:53.220 That's what I was like.

00:05:53.780 Dude, you should have been wearing a tower game.

00:05:56.580 Just play it on a little bit lower, okay?

00:05:58.240 Well, I didn't expect it to go big.

00:05:59.680 I was just like, whatever.

00:06:00.460 I'm real cozy.

00:06:01.600 I'm cozy in this video.

00:06:04.020 You got pajamas on?

00:06:07.040 Yeah.

00:06:07.780 But everybody on Instagram?

00:06:08.600 This guy's band on YouTube, actually.

00:06:10.300 Thanks a lot, Toad.

00:06:11.960 Everybody on Instagram loving it, dude.

00:06:14.400 Everybody I see.

00:06:15.140 The only comments I see on there is people are just like,

00:06:18.900 his chords are off. 1.00

00:06:20.600 He kind of sucks his singing. 0.99

00:06:21.780 His timing's pretty bad. 1.00

00:06:24.320 And it is.

00:06:25.200 The phrasing's horrible.

00:06:27.740 I'm white, okay?

00:06:28.820 I don't agree with you.

00:06:29.920 I think you nailed it.

00:06:31.540 No, but he was clear. 0.97

00:06:32.680 The intro is trash for Kanye's version,

00:06:35.520 but it's actually better with Toad, I think. 0.79

00:06:45.600 Like the phrasing right there, Toad.

00:06:50.100 Pause it.

00:06:50.720 Pause it really quick.

00:06:52.620 Yeah, Kanye didn't like this,

00:06:53.900 because he was like,

00:06:54.720 it's like the phrasing that you added on it.

00:06:57.460 Like, I listened to it and I was like,

00:06:58.740 what did it sound like to you when you heard the song?

00:07:00.820 Did it sound like he said it like that at all?

00:07:02.680 Like when-

00:07:03.040 No, I don't know.

00:07:03.960 Wait, did Kanye comment on this? 0.99

00:07:06.280 No, no, probably because of like the fucking, 0.99

00:07:08.220 it's about the timing. 0.99

00:07:09.380 He doesn't, I think he-

00:07:10.260 It bothers him musically.

00:07:12.740 Like, it has, like- 1.00

00:07:14.100 It's trash. 0.99

00:07:15.240 Yeah, this is goyslop. 1.00

00:07:17.000 Keep playing. 1.00

00:07:22.000 Yeah, bitch, I'm the villain. 1.00

00:07:28.440 Alright, little bop here. 1.00

00:07:30.740 Little bop.

00:07:34.800 Oh, the other thing that people were saying was-

00:07:37.000 Yeah, okay, you got that phrasing right. 1.00

00:07:41.220 This dude fucked up. 1.00

00:07:47.000 All my niggas Nazis, niggah ha ha ha. 1.00

00:07:51.440 Like that right there, pause it real quick. 0.97

00:07:53.540 The phrasing of that part there, 0.94

00:07:54.980 all my niggas Nazis, niggah ha ha ha. 1.00

00:07:57.720 It's like, all my niggas Nazis, niggah ha ha. 0.99

00:08:01.200 Like, there is a little bit of a, 0.94

00:08:03.080 you don't hear that part?

00:08:03.980 Like that kind of-

00:08:05.780 I just made it up.

00:08:07.000 I think you're being really Jew-y about this stuff. 0.99

00:08:08.880 I think it's-

00:08:09.340 I'm not being Jew-y about it.

00:08:10.140 I'm trying to give him constructive criticism of the music.

00:08:12.680 I made it up.

00:08:13.560 I don't know.

00:08:13.960 It's got nine million views. 1.00

00:08:15.980 Fuck your music. 1.00

00:08:17.000 Yeah, pretty much. 1.00

00:08:23.200 The other thing was-

00:08:24.440 I was just flowing, man.

00:08:25.540 I was grooving.

00:08:26.320 I was thinking of concentration camps.

00:08:28.280 Don't let me in my zone.

00:08:30.620 Yeah.

00:08:31.000 The other problem is that it's not watermarked.

00:08:35.900 Yeah.

00:08:36.600 That's another big problem.

00:08:38.080 So a lot of people are like,

00:08:39.000 I see it on other places and everybody has no idea.

00:08:41.240 Well, it's watermarked with his face, though.

00:08:43.540 No.

00:08:44.500 I mean, I guess so, but it's still like- 0.98

00:08:47.000 Dude, watermarks don't fucking matter. 1.00

00:08:48.900 People steal your shit with a watermark. 1.00

00:08:50.960 I understand that. 1.00

00:08:51.680 But if you don't have one on there,

00:08:53.480 at least it's still on there,

00:08:54.560 because they'll steal it,

00:08:55.460 and then they'll put theirs on.

00:08:56.840 But then now, like, I've seen them bob with people.

00:08:59.260 Kick Patrick shouts out of the chat. 1.00

00:09:01.320 Yeah, fuck that, yeah. 1.00

00:09:02.420 I'm basically a professional singer, man. 1.00

00:09:07.440 You only think it's pitchy because-

00:09:08.860 Oh, there you go.

00:09:08.940 All right, that part right there. 1.00

00:09:10.260 Look at the fucking lifeless stare. 1.00

00:09:14.380 Ukuleles are out of tune, man. 1.00

00:09:16.280 Tyler, play that a little bit back.

00:09:18.000 Just right to like three or four seconds before the end,

00:09:20.280 and look at his face.

00:09:21.540 Watch what he does.

00:09:22.520 That's what I'm saying. 0.96

00:09:23.040 It's psychotic. 1.00

00:09:24.160 Nigga, howl it look. 1.00

00:09:24.980 Nigga, howl it look. 1.00

00:09:28.080 Dissociates the demon takes over. 0.95

00:09:29.520 It's like people really think you're a Nazi, dude. 0.86

00:09:37.400 It's insane.

00:09:38.460 When I watched it, I was like, 0.96

00:09:39.860 this guy might be a Nazi.

00:09:41.540 If I didn't know you better, 100%.

00:09:43.860 Like, how are 9 million people receiving this?

00:09:47.260 Like, have you thought about that?

00:09:48.300 Do you think all 9 million people got to the end?

00:09:50.700 That's the real thing, though.

00:09:52.260 Oh, yeah.

00:09:53.160 This is just 9 million from his tweet.

00:09:57.060 You got to take all the other videos

00:09:58.740 that have been put on Instagram. 0.99

00:09:59.940 We're talking probably 20 million fucking views 1.00

00:10:02.100 of Toad singing Nigga, howl Hitler. 0.99

00:10:04.140 I mean, it's the craziest thing that's ever happened.

00:10:08.120 That's more views than Joe Rogan.

00:10:10.080 I just want you to understand this.

00:10:12.780 And they watched the whole thing.

00:10:14.140 That's what I'm saying.

00:10:14.780 Like, the listenability.

00:10:15.680 So this is where Kanye's genius.

00:10:17.280 He made these songs,

00:10:18.420 and they're not like four-minute songs.

00:10:20.120 It's not like Bohemian Rhapsody. 0.99

00:10:21.780 This shit is like, I mean, like, you know, 0.99

00:10:23.980 sorry, it's not like the fucking whatever, 1.00

00:10:26.600 the Eagles song. 0.97

00:10:27.280 But it's like three minutes, 1.00

00:10:29.300 two minutes of digestible bullshit 1.00

00:10:30.820 that you can keep playing again and again and again. 1.00

00:10:32.840 He's in the sweet spot. 1.00

00:10:34.180 And they listen to all of your shit. 1.00

00:10:35.760 The biggest one I've seen yet so far on Instagram 1.00

00:10:37.800 has 100,000 likes and 139,000 shares

00:10:42.120 and over 3 million views.

00:10:44.740 All right.

00:10:45.020 So that's 3 million plus his eight,

00:10:46.920 plus God knows how many others.

00:10:48.480 I mean, I'm not bullshitting. 1.00

00:10:50.080 Like, that fucking rendition got more 1.00

00:10:52.400 than a Rogan episode. 1.00

00:10:53.600 You are fucking, you're bigger than Dave Smith. 1.00

00:10:55.320 I don't know how, I don't know why. 1.00

00:10:58.860 Kanye's definitely seen it.

00:11:00.400 It doesn't make sense.

00:11:01.380 He's definitely seen it.

00:11:02.440 100%.

00:11:02.840 Kanye West saw you sing a song on your ukulele.

00:11:07.080 And then femininely see Kyle. 1.00

00:11:09.480 You did such a great job.

00:11:10.980 You answered every question.

00:11:13.000 You knew all the best.

00:11:14.220 Has Better Off Dead gotten any bump from this?

00:11:20.520 That's a great question.

00:11:21.480 Let's check it.

00:11:22.400 Let's check it.

00:11:23.220 Any bump.

00:11:23.900 Yeah, I got five subscribers.

00:11:25.980 No way.

00:11:26.700 No.

00:11:27.760 Tripled.

00:11:28.520 That's crazy.

00:11:29.300 Tripled your subscribers.

00:11:30.600 No, I have like 250.

00:11:32.880 Hell yeah, bro.

00:11:33.420 No, you didn't. 0.99

00:11:34.240 You didn't get fucking five more subscribers. 0.99

00:11:36.360 I'm looking at it right now. 0.99

00:11:37.400 Yeah.

00:11:38.300 See, watch it. 1.00

00:11:38.740 Your shit take off. 1.00

00:11:40.860 251. 1.00

00:11:41.640 Six now.

00:11:42.120 Six, baby.

00:11:45.380 It was at 255 last week.

00:11:47.640 No, it was at 245.

00:11:49.540 What's the metrics in the latest episode?

00:11:51.100 All right.

00:11:51.340 So it's at 261.

00:11:52.380 So you're up by 16.

00:11:54.020 That's at 251.

00:11:55.240 Let's see where it matters.

00:11:56.500 Who's watching?

00:11:56.780 My screen is far away.

00:11:59.360 Clint's blind.

00:12:00.300 He's that old, man.

00:12:01.720 He's got glaucoma.

00:12:03.860 Hitler Toad said that's a conversion rate of 0.0000001%.

00:12:08.380 Crushing.

00:12:10.660 It's about how much I believe in the Holocaust. 0.99

00:12:12.760 That rules.

00:12:14.120 Yeah.

00:12:15.420 Let me see.

00:12:16.220 Why is your energy down?

00:12:17.760 Do you feel like your life's about to be ruined?

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00:12:32.200 Hashtag make a play.

00:12:35.180 Yeah.

00:12:36.400 Okay.

00:12:36.800 Are you happy?

00:12:38.920 Excited?

00:12:39.440 A little bit?

00:12:40.120 Okay.

00:12:40.440 Wait.

00:12:40.680 When did you release this, Toad?

00:12:41.900 Because I have your metrics pulled up here.

00:12:43.200 Let's check them out.

00:12:43.980 Friday?

00:12:44.520 Saturday?

00:12:45.040 I don't know.

00:12:45.420 I'm worried, man.

00:12:46.420 I hope you want to fire it over it.

00:12:48.100 You put on a lot of X followers.

00:12:49.480 I know that.

00:12:50.380 No, dude.

00:12:50.880 If you did it Friday.

00:12:52.180 Look.

00:12:52.400 Friday.

00:12:52.900 I'm up like 2,500 followers.

00:12:54.680 You gained one follower, Toad.

00:12:56.500 One.

00:12:57.960 That's not right.

00:12:59.420 No.

00:13:00.020 Toad at the top is the opposite.

00:13:01.940 It goes, it's down.

00:13:03.380 Oh, okay.

00:13:04.100 So, he did gain six.

00:13:05.400 All right.

00:13:05.620 So, Saturday, one.

00:13:08.140 Oh, that's six.

00:13:09.560 You're right.

00:13:10.180 You gained six.

00:13:11.140 Wow.

00:13:11.400 He actually knew by heart.

00:13:12.820 That's crazy.

00:13:13.620 I guess when you're down, when you have that low of followers, it's an intimate thing that

00:13:18.000 happens whenever they subscribe to you.

00:13:19.720 I look at it every day.

00:13:20.780 I'm like, who followed me today?

00:13:22.820 Are they going to actually show up for an episode?

00:13:24.900 We'll see.

00:13:26.640 I feel like Shiloh Hendricks walked so that Toad could run.

00:13:30.500 And now, his life doesn't have to be ruined.

00:13:32.840 But, on the inverse of that, he also doesn't get to raise three quarters of a million dollars.

00:13:36.320 You were like a week late.

00:13:37.960 You were a week late with this.

00:13:39.040 We'll get you like a 20K boost, maybe.

00:13:42.040 I mean, I'm not a check.

00:13:44.300 Well, he's not fired yet.

00:13:45.200 He's not fired yet.

00:13:46.040 If he gets fired, I think he can raise that money.

00:13:48.140 Let's do a...

00:13:48.580 Hold on.

00:13:49.280 Hold on. 0.99

00:13:49.580 You know that little fat white kid that got beat up in the playground? 0.99

00:13:53.620 Yeah. 0.97

00:13:54.300 He only raised five grand.

00:13:56.080 So, I still feel like we could probably get you a new flat screen TV out of this.

00:13:59.420 Wait.

00:13:59.740 You mean I could have made money when Carmine broke my arm?

00:14:03.700 What?

00:14:04.400 I don't know what you mean.

00:14:05.880 I think we should.

00:14:07.480 Tyler, can you make a...

00:14:09.020 Because that captivates all the audiences, he does.

00:14:11.160 Yeah.

00:14:11.640 Tyler, make a GoFundMe for Toad right now. 0.98

00:14:14.580 And I want you to name it...

00:14:16.280 What should we name it?

00:14:17.300 What should be the headline?

00:14:18.360 Help Toad. 1.00

00:14:19.640 Like that.

00:14:20.320 Help Toad. 1.00

00:14:21.220 Help a racist retard. 1.00

00:14:22.520 No. 1.00

00:14:22.840 Yeah.

00:14:23.260 White supremacists unite. 0.88

00:14:25.320 White supremacists unite. 0.95

00:14:26.480 White power. 0.98

00:14:26.820 In the description, you'll say, our friend Toad went viral this weekend playing a Kanye West song called Heil Hitler.

00:14:37.420 And now he's scared he might lose his job.

00:14:39.960 So, we're raising money just in case that he does lose his job.

00:14:44.140 No, we're raising money so that he can quit instead of being fired.

00:14:48.140 Oh, there you go. 0.99

00:14:48.400 Let's actually, dude, write this shit down and fucking put it up. 1.00

00:14:50.900 And honestly, ride the wave. 1.00

00:14:52.580 See what happens, dude.

00:14:53.580 Yeah.

00:14:54.440 Set it at six million except 300,000.

00:14:57.660 Act like they might fire you.

00:15:00.280 300,000 would be insane.

00:15:02.320 If we want to help out Toad's life in a way that we've been talking about.

00:15:09.520 Is there a certain amount that if you made, you would quit your job?

00:15:14.060 He already has it.

00:15:15.000 That's the thing.

00:15:15.560 He already has it.

00:15:16.300 No, no, no.

00:15:16.900 He's gambling in a way.

00:15:17.900 He just said 300,000 would be insane.

00:15:20.000 I think we already found his number.

00:15:21.040 300,000, you would quit.

00:15:22.200 That's way too much, though.

00:15:23.160 We can't get that.

00:15:24.520 Oh, we might be.

00:15:25.340 That would happen.

00:15:26.960 Number five grand. 0.99

00:15:28.800 That's like a half a penny per fucking view. 0.99

00:15:31.180 We can make that. 0.99

00:15:31.940 Here's what we do.

00:15:33.240 Don't even say that you're scared you might lose your job in the GoFundMe.

00:15:37.720 What you say is, I just want to see.

00:15:40.100 I'm losing my job.

00:15:41.040 Say, I have went viral with the most racist thing possible,

00:15:46.000 and I want to see how much money I can get for it.

00:15:48.340 Make the goal.

00:15:48.820 Just ask them for a tip.

00:15:49.760 Make the goal six million.

00:15:51.520 That was the most racist thing possible.

00:15:52.060 Hold on.

00:15:52.480 Hold on.

00:15:52.740 Make the goal six million.

00:15:54.160 Settle for about 270,000. 0.93

00:15:55.920 Nigga, I just said that. 1.00

00:15:57.220 God damn it. 1.00

00:15:57.660 Did I get stepped on? 1.00

00:15:58.540 Fuck. 1.00

00:15:59.280 Oh, I did not hear you say that. 1.00

00:16:00.640 I just think that, I don't know.

00:16:04.180 I wasn't thinking about hatred or racism at any point when I was playing that song.

00:16:10.940 He's like, I had no hatred in my heart.

00:16:12.680 Nigga, hi.

00:16:13.180 Oh, there.

00:16:13.520 No, I was cozy, and I was grooving, man.

00:16:19.400 Oh, my God.

00:16:20.460 No way.

00:16:23.460 Do you think there's an opportunity here for us to help out Toad's life by getting him fired?

00:16:33.720 Yeah, I don't want to do that.

00:16:34.580 By us actually trying to get him fired, like sending this to, like we dox him so that then

00:16:42.080 his life is ruined, therefore his life gets better in the way that we've been talking about

00:16:46.100 for years.

00:16:46.780 I feel like I don't want the blood or risk on my hands, so I would rather just continue

00:16:52.800 to let this percolate, because there's no way someone at his work hasn't seen this.

00:16:57.080 Like, it's seen it.

00:16:57.560 It's a percolate.

00:16:58.440 They've seen it.

00:16:59.260 Of course.

00:17:00.020 I feel like they just don't care.

00:17:02.980 Like, at all.

00:17:03.920 I really feel like they don't care at all.

00:17:07.500 I'm not that valuable.

00:17:08.300 I have no value.

00:17:10.000 I don't value my own life.

00:17:11.760 Wow.

00:17:12.680 That's a little dark.

00:17:13.700 I don't like that.

00:17:14.780 Your job hasn't said anything, but you said that they've been acting weird around you,

00:17:18.180 right?

00:17:19.340 Well, that doesn't narrow it down at all.

00:17:21.460 Yeah, that's right.

00:17:22.200 We can talk about it in the paywalled section.

00:17:28.260 Why are you so worried about?

00:17:30.080 You're not saying the name of it.

00:17:31.540 You're like, what are you talking about?

00:17:34.020 I've been thinking about this today, the idea that he is concerned that they maybe are on

00:17:39.820 to him or something.

00:17:41.380 And it's like, I was thinking about this.

00:17:43.920 What does that even mean?

00:17:44.920 And knowing the way Toad is, he's like the one guy in office space, the guy that they

00:17:49.820 fired and never really left or whatever.

00:17:52.100 I could totally see him just being like, well, Jim didn't eat lunch at the next table over

00:17:57.720 to me yesterday, so I think maybe something might be up.

00:18:00.400 And Sarah didn't wear the tunic she normally wears.

00:18:04.080 And this is how I could see.

00:18:06.280 This is like spinning his head.

00:18:07.900 Something's wrong.

00:18:08.480 I think something's amiss.

00:18:10.580 Cry me a river about that.

00:18:12.420 I could see where Toad just ends up confessing at his job.

00:18:16.480 He's like, it was me.

00:18:17.740 I did it.

00:18:18.460 I did it.

00:18:20.180 I know what you're talking about.

00:18:23.160 Why was Sarah wearing a tunic in your... 1.00

00:18:25.940 I don't know.

00:18:26.620 This is what came to my mind. 1.00

00:18:28.240 What a weird bitch Sarah is. 1.00

00:18:30.020 Jose's got some weird fantasies. 1.00

00:18:32.200 Here, Toad, Toad, I will tell you this, Toad.

00:18:35.300 I will, if you get fired from your job, I will kickstart the GoFundMe for, I was going

00:18:41.840 to say $1,000, but I'm thinking only $500 now.

00:18:43.920 $500.

00:18:44.840 I will kickstart the GoFundMe to try and relocate you to Florida.

00:18:48.940 All right, buddy?

00:18:49.400 All right, 300.

00:18:50.140 All right, thank you.

00:18:50.860 The funny thing is, he can relocate to Florida right now.

00:18:54.160 It's not a money problem.

00:18:55.340 I know.

00:18:56.060 That's not the point.

00:18:57.200 We want to make it cushy.

00:18:58.460 We want to make him land softly.

00:19:00.460 I want to be cozy.

00:19:01.460 That's true. 0.96

00:19:01.800 I feel like he's a gambling addict.

00:19:04.220 You have to sell it to him as a win.

00:19:05.680 So now.

00:19:06.200 Yeah, it needs to be a win.

00:19:09.100 My vibe is not right right now. 0.99

00:19:11.120 I'm paranoid and shit. 0.98

00:19:12.420 This is. 0.99

00:19:13.920 Everything is definitely off.

00:19:16.440 It's been thrown off.

00:19:17.680 So zero times.

00:19:19.500 Zero moments during while you were recording it, you were going like, this may get out of

00:19:23.460 hand.

00:19:25.300 No.

00:19:25.960 I was like, Clint wanted me to do it.

00:19:27.660 I'm like, yeah, it'll be funny.

00:19:28.740 I'll do it.

00:19:29.140 I'll probably get like 100 likes, whatever.

00:19:31.200 I think she was trying to say stapler.

00:19:38.760 She's talking about Milton.

00:19:40.500 Staple Hitler. 0.94

00:19:42.000 That's what she was saying.

00:19:43.340 Name of the episode.

00:19:44.760 Yeah.

00:19:45.400 Name of the episode.

00:19:46.820 Staple Hitler. 0.94

00:19:49.060 Staple Hitler. 0.94

00:19:50.220 What? 0.99

00:19:50.420 I feel like if you get a quarter mil, you should fucking absolutely exit. 0.96

00:19:54.620 Absolutely. 0.96

00:19:57.220 Yeah.

00:19:57.780 I mean.

00:19:58.080 Buy an Escalade or something.

00:19:59.020 In all seriousness, how much money would you have to get to quit your job?

00:20:04.880 What would be the number?

00:20:06.420 5,000?

00:20:07.160 10,000?

00:20:07.780 How many followers?

00:20:08.840 How many subscribers on YouTube?

00:20:11.000 Dude.

00:20:11.500 A shout out from Yay.

00:20:12.800 I burned 5,000 like in almost an instant.

00:20:16.240 So obviously that would mean nothing.

00:20:17.380 An instant?

00:20:18.220 What are you flexing on us? 1.00

00:20:19.400 What the fuck is this? 0.99

00:20:20.340 I burned $5,000. 1.00

00:20:21.860 He spends a lot of money. 1.00

00:20:23.000 He's like, I'm going to the fucking Celtics game. 1.00

00:20:25.320 Like I spend five grand an hour, nigga. 1.00

00:20:27.180 What are you talking about?

00:20:27.860 I lost that on the Orioles last night and then gained it back on the Braves. 0.92

00:20:32.720 So the type of nigga to be buying like front row seats to these expensive events and then 1.00

00:20:36.760 sit in the front row, not pay attention to the event and just gamble more money. 0.87

00:20:40.140 Yes.

00:20:40.520 Yes.

00:20:40.860 Yeah.

00:20:41.120 That 100% he does that.

00:20:42.460 No, I pay attention.

00:20:43.500 No, you don't.

00:20:44.380 I don't.

00:20:44.600 You don't even pay attention.

00:20:45.820 My bets are already set at that point.

00:20:47.720 I'm so nervous.

00:20:49.320 You are always looking at your bets.

00:20:51.360 Always.

00:20:51.900 Am I doing it during this show?

00:20:53.140 I'm so nervous about my bets and everything that's going on.

00:20:55.420 I don't even want to know about it.

00:20:57.000 Like I, I make the bets and then I just let it go.

00:20:59.620 I'm like, I don't even want to think about it.

00:21:01.380 Do you understand how people are perceiving you, Toad?

00:21:03.880 Look at you.

00:21:04.420 Like this screenshot, you look so pale.

00:21:08.580 Yeah.

00:21:09.100 You look, it's crazy. 1.00

00:21:11.920 You look like a white nationalist. 0.99

00:21:14.100 He looks like a guy. 0.98

00:21:14.880 He honestly, he looks like a guy preparing to go on a, like a, a mash mass shooting spree. 0.98

00:21:20.160 Like if this is a motivational poster, it'd be like, it would say like stare into the abyss

00:21:24.620 and the abyss stares back.

00:21:25.740 That's what I'm singing like so sweetly.

00:21:30.580 Yeah.

00:21:30.980 I know.

00:21:31.360 But like the, the energy behind the eyes screams homicide.

00:21:33.980 You know what I mean?

00:21:35.260 What do you think the biometrics on that watch are saying?

00:21:37.920 I just can't imagine.

00:21:38.780 He's wearing, he wears a smartwatch and it's just heavy.

00:21:40.920 I feel like his heart rate's like 45.

00:21:45.540 What's your heart rate right now, Toad?

00:21:50.240 135.

00:21:51.160 75.

00:21:52.360 That's a high racing heart rate.

00:21:54.100 That's pretty high.

00:21:55.160 I'm not resting.

00:21:57.900 I'm not resting. 1.00

00:21:58.900 I'm at work, bitch. 1.00

00:22:00.460 I, I expect, I expect it to be like a hundred to be honest. 1.00

00:22:04.560 Jesus.

00:22:05.460 All right.

00:22:05.760 All right.

00:22:06.000 Let's, I think we got to move on.

00:22:07.480 I'm wired up.

00:22:08.500 I need some mailbag.

00:22:09.460 We haven't done that in like, I don't know, many a moons.

00:22:12.540 I thought this episode would be hilarious because we'd be talking about all the different

00:22:15.380 renditions of Heil Hitler, but.

00:22:17.480 Well, I dropped one in the chat.

00:22:19.720 I dropped one in the chat.

00:22:20.480 If you want to pull that up real quick.

00:22:22.480 To me, it's like, there's one, there's one rendition and that's all we care about.

00:22:26.560 Yeah.

00:22:26.760 Honestly, there is. 0.96

00:22:27.640 I don't give a fuck about any of these other covers. 0.98

00:22:29.440 Yeah. 0.90

00:22:29.640 Like, why would I get like, it's just, I mean, what are we just going to be watching?

00:22:33.380 Like your videos for the rest of the world?

00:22:35.240 There was another rendition that got shared by Kanye West himself and it's not doing the

00:22:39.280 same views as yours. 0.95

00:22:40.560 That's how fucking awesome you are. 0.98

00:22:41.860 Dude. 0.96

00:22:42.040 I was on TimCast finally.

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00:22:56.200 Hashtag make a play.

00:22:59.100 Yep, you are.

00:23:01.040 They don't understand the things I say on Twitter. 0.99

00:23:04.720 All my niggas Nazis, nigga Heil Hitler. 1.00

00:23:08.940 Yeah. 1.00

00:23:09.300 Nigga Heil Hitler. 1.00

00:23:12.040 It's like, they don't understand the things I say.

00:23:17.940 I don't know what this is.

00:23:18.860 Nigga Heil Hitler. 1.00

00:23:21.640 Nigga Heil Hitler. 1.00

00:23:25.100 Oh.

00:23:26.860 They don't understand the things I say on Twitter. 0.99

00:23:30.360 All my niggas Nazis, nigga Heil Hitler. 1.00

00:23:34.040 It's just shooting to try hard. 1.00

00:23:35.600 Nigga Heil Hitler. 1.00

00:23:37.200 Like, they hate it.

00:23:37.980 It's not.

00:23:39.020 Also, also the other thing, not showing his face.

00:23:41.360 His vocal tone is bad.

00:23:43.880 Like, it's way too nasally, man. 0.99

00:23:45.620 God, I hate all of you. 0.98

00:23:46.700 I love that. 0.95

00:23:47.780 I know you did. 1.00

00:23:48.500 It's fucking... 1.00

00:23:49.080 Toad saying somebody else's vocal tone is too nasally is, I mean, pot, kettle, Jesus. 1.00

00:23:54.780 Not really.

00:23:56.040 Like, not really, dude.

00:23:58.240 Not really.

00:23:58.560 It was like AFI.

00:24:00.880 You might as well have your mouth in your nose, dude.

00:24:03.420 I have a whole bunch of different, like, tones that I can produce. 1.00

00:24:07.840 Show me another tone, you fucking queef. 1.00

00:24:09.500 My head voice is kind of like that. 1.00

00:24:11.440 Go look at my...

00:24:12.220 Show me a better tone.

00:24:13.280 Non-nasally tone right now.

00:24:14.100 Go look at my U covers, man.

00:24:15.540 Non-nasally tone now.

00:24:17.020 Go.

00:24:18.420 No.

00:24:18.820 I'm not doing... 1.00

00:24:19.500 I'm not your fucking monkey. 1.00

00:24:23.420 Where's the swastika, nigga? 1.00

00:24:25.840 Where's the swastika, nigga? 1.00

00:24:27.080 Heil Hitler, nigga. 1.00

00:24:27.940 We talking about... 0.99

00:24:28.560 Mailbag.

00:24:32.560 So, you're not going to give us a little demo, because I do want to hear it.

00:24:36.160 I've heard some of your head voice.

00:24:37.960 I've heard your falsetto.

00:24:39.340 Yeah.

00:24:40.160 Just, like, give us your range. 0.98

00:24:41.560 Let's see what the fuck we're working with here. 1.00

00:24:43.000 What can we do with this retard instrument of yours? 1.00

00:24:46.380 I mean, this... 0.94

00:24:47.680 I just don't think this is good content.

00:24:49.900 Like, I don't know.

00:24:50.380 I don't...

00:24:50.720 No, we're telling you...

00:24:51.360 Hey, how about this?

00:24:51.980 We're telling you it's good content.

00:24:52.960 Go ahead.

00:24:53.500 It's not.

00:24:54.540 No, no, it's good.

00:24:55.460 It's good.

00:24:56.040 You know what would be good content?

00:24:57.200 Is if you actually played along sometimes, and you actually, you know, had fun.

00:25:00.320 He can't do it.

00:25:01.120 He's not even playing along.

00:25:02.420 I'm genuinely curious. 0.99

00:25:03.480 I don't give a fuck what these people think. 0.98

00:25:05.100 Well, it's also... 0.99

00:25:05.860 We catch him in a lie, and that's whenever he doesn't want to do something, is when we

00:25:10.280 catch him in a lie.

00:25:11.040 What lie?

00:25:11.680 I'm not lying.

00:25:12.500 Oh, he's getting defensive now.

00:25:14.820 He's lying.

00:25:15.280 He's lying.

00:25:15.420 He's lying.

00:25:17.640 We've done this so many times.

00:25:20.120 You literally have thousands of videos of me singing that you can go reference.

00:25:23.820 Like, just go do that.

00:25:24.660 I'm not going to... 0.99

00:25:24.780 But I literally have you sitting here in front of me like, so fucking sing, monkey. 0.99

00:25:28.480 What are you lying about, Toad? 0.99

00:25:31.280 There is like a progression.

00:25:34.200 It's like the seven steps of grief.

00:25:36.780 And like...

00:25:37.340 The seven steps of lying Toad?

00:25:38.700 It's like demanding that a comedian do a joke on the spot. 1.00

00:25:42.640 It's bullshit. 0.99

00:25:43.360 I'm not doing that. 1.00

00:25:43.580 Yeah, that's what you're doing when you go to a comedian's show.

00:25:47.600 No.

00:25:48.560 Because that...

00:25:50.360 That I paid for a comedy show.

00:25:52.880 I would like a comedy show now, please.

00:25:55.100 Because that's what it's supposed to be.

00:25:57.660 Yeah, this is a comedy show.

00:25:59.960 A cop did that to Sam Tripoli, and Sam Tripoli said, Joe Biden was a great president.

00:26:03.680 He did it on the fly. 0.99

00:26:04.860 That's how fucking... 0.99

00:26:05.920 It's like we're being... 0.99

00:26:07.360 Yeah, he's a pro.

00:26:09.280 Yes.

00:26:10.440 You said earlier today, you're like, I'm a professional...

00:26:14.060 You're a professional podcaster.

00:26:15.960 No, no.

00:26:16.500 He said earlier, he said he's a professional singer.

00:26:19.400 All right.

00:26:19.720 Mailbag.

00:26:20.080 I don't think I did.

00:26:21.600 Yes, you did. 1.00

00:26:22.540 You're such a fucking liar. 1.00

00:26:25.240 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:26:28.340 I said I'm a vocalist.

00:26:29.960 I've been in a bunch of groups.

00:26:34.880 There you go.

00:26:35.740 There's some different...

00:26:36.700 There's my abbo tone for you. 1.00

00:26:40.380 It sounds nasally as fuck. 1.00

00:26:41.480 Mark Vestibule. 1.00

00:26:42.660 Wait, is this Mark Vestibule?

00:26:43.380 Before we start, before we continue, I just like how I pressed the music, and Toad immediately

00:26:48.500 looked to the side.

00:26:49.240 Like, I have MKUltra trained him to say when he hears this, he says, Mark Vestibule.

00:26:54.580 I bet you if he played this, when he was sleeping, he would just go, Mark Vestibule.

00:26:57.500 You Pavlov dogged him.

00:26:59.080 This doesn't even say who wrote this mailbag.

00:27:02.300 It was Mark Vestibule.

00:27:03.440 I'm assuming it's Mark Vestibule.

00:27:04.960 It's going to be somebody else the next time you just could go, wait.

00:27:08.540 Toad, which of the following would you choose?

00:27:10.800 You get to lead the Fourth Reich to a decisive global victory, where you eliminate the Jays 1.00

00:27:17.500 and any other ethnicities you like.

00:27:19.780 Your cover of how Hitler becomes the global anthem, and the Reich lasts for 2,000 years, 0.81

00:27:24.560 or you can never gamble again, or you get to...

00:27:27.980 This is too many. 0.99

00:27:29.140 I think we're doing the fucking question. 0.99

00:27:30.480 Keep living as you are now, as a successful full-time gambler. 0.99

00:27:35.600 Can we put successful in quotations?

00:27:39.120 Toad, we read that question, because I don't know what it is.

00:27:40.840 Yeah, that was a long time.

00:27:43.740 I'll sum it up, because this could have been like two sentences.

00:27:48.420 And it's basically, Toad, do you want to lead the Fourth Reich, and the national anthem

00:27:53.180 is your Heil Hitler, or do you want to gamble?

00:27:55.800 You can have one or the other.

00:27:58.780 Gamble, obviously.

00:27:59.980 Okay, very good.

00:28:02.220 I'm not racist.

00:28:03.860 I just gambled.

00:28:04.620 Oh, because I'm not racist.

00:28:06.660 Okay.

00:28:09.820 Toad.

00:28:10.140 How much money have you gambled this week, after this has happened to you?

00:28:14.840 After releasing this?

00:28:17.320 Did you increase?

00:28:18.900 No, you never do that.

00:28:21.400 You have to be disciplined.

00:28:23.880 You have to be stable about it.

00:28:25.100 Yeah, I'm going to have different amounts of bets each day.

00:28:28.560 You can't do fly-off-the-handle stuff.

00:28:30.060 A pair of ground of discipline.

00:28:31.080 Like, I had way higher volume.

00:28:32.080 You can't do fly-off-the-handle stuff like your buddy tells you to do a cover of a song

00:28:35.320 that is obviously going to be very seen and very racist.

00:28:38.340 I've had three winning days in a row.

00:28:39.840 I had way higher volume yesterday.

00:28:41.240 I had a nice day yesterday.

00:28:43.280 I'm happy for you.

00:28:44.400 I mean, yesterday, I had like, I don't know.

00:28:47.220 I had 2,500 maybe or so at risk yesterday.

00:28:51.380 Did you make money off the Padres walk-off?

00:28:54.020 Yes, actually, I did.

00:28:55.320 Hell yeah.

00:28:56.280 On the run line.

00:28:57.660 You spent $5,000 in the instant, baby.

00:28:58.860 They had to win by two for me to win that bet.

00:29:01.100 It's crazy to just have like, because it's such an emotionally tying thing.

00:29:06.080 Like, 2,500 of your own dollars.

00:29:08.120 After this emotional week, he's like, that's what you're going to hold over your own head.

00:29:12.320 $2,500 of your own money, whether you win or lose it.

00:29:15.660 I'm not holding it over my head.

00:29:17.260 I'm investing it.

00:29:19.180 Gambling is not investing.

00:29:23.020 Investing in my portfolio.

00:29:24.800 It is what you know what you're doing.

00:29:26.140 Let's refer to Lugwudmar Mises and what he said about gambling investments.

00:29:30.100 Well, if you don't know, humans act.

00:29:33.600 And I'm acting like a complete degenerate gambler. 0.62

00:29:39.680 No.

00:29:40.320 So therefore, presteology.

00:29:42.840 Mises has written on the subject and he...

00:29:45.700 I'm not kidding.

00:29:47.800 And he says that what I do is not gambling because there is some amount of skill involved.

00:29:53.000 And when you actually know what you're doing, it's wagering.

00:29:55.880 It's not gambling.

00:29:56.600 If you think about it so different than investing in the market,

00:29:59.220 you don't always know the returns you're going to get on your initial capital investment. 1.00

00:30:03.980 Mises was a fucking Jew and he's leading you down the path to destruction with his fucking Jew Talmudic lies. 1.00

00:30:11.220 It's not gambling when you win the lotto. 1.00

00:30:13.760 Yeah.

00:30:14.300 Just remember.

00:30:14.820 No, he would not agree with that. 0.99

00:30:16.200 Well, if you win, I don't give a fuck what his opinion is because I got 50 million. 1.00

00:30:21.360 Does anybody still remember this, like the praxeology of these fucking Jewish economists? 1.00

00:30:27.960 I used to have it all remember this. 0.99

00:30:30.520 No.

00:30:31.360 I read them all and I forget now.

00:30:33.800 God, what were we doing? 1.00

00:30:37.140 Why were we reading that shit? 1.00

00:30:39.340 I figured putting words in my head would be good, I guess. 1.00

00:30:43.740 I don't know.

00:30:44.840 We thought it was insightful.

00:30:47.040 Next mailbag.

00:30:49.080 I mean, Aaron Jay...

00:30:50.180 Why do we put words in our heads, guys?

00:30:51.520 Aaron Jay is asking if I've been fired yet.

00:30:53.960 I mean...

00:30:54.520 Working on it.

00:30:55.660 No, but that remains to be seen.

00:30:57.800 Spread the word. 0.98

00:30:58.520 Pedophile racist right here. 0.96

00:31:00.640 Charles has toad surpassed Clint on the Riz front with the ladies. 0.98

00:31:04.260 Oh, yeah.

00:31:04.600 Years ago.

00:31:05.540 Yeah.

00:31:06.340 I mean...

00:31:07.300 With that cover... 0.99

00:31:09.300 Dude, I'm getting so many, like, death threats and, like, tits sent to me. 1.00

00:31:13.580 Are you seriously getting tits sent to you? 1.00

00:31:15.180 Yeah, it's kind of wild. 1.00

00:31:16.680 No, are they black tits? 1.00

00:31:18.480 No, they're... 1.00

00:31:19.040 No, these are white, like, racist tits. 1.00

00:31:22.540 Dude, those are the best tits. 1.00

00:31:24.300 I know. 0.99

00:31:25.280 How would you rate them?

00:31:26.880 Toad with a banger!

00:31:28.800 Depends on which set we're talking about.

00:31:31.480 Well, like...

00:31:32.400 What's the best one? 0.99

00:31:33.780 Also, what's the ratio of death threats to tits? 1.00

00:31:36.480 Good question. 0.99

00:31:37.960 Yeah.

00:31:38.740 Is it worth...

00:31:39.460 What's the conversion rate?

00:31:40.260 Yeah, was it...

00:31:40.780 Yeah, is it, like, two to one?

00:31:42.360 Like, you're just getting, like... 1.00

00:31:43.480 I'm gonna kill you, bitch. 1.00

00:31:43.860 Five to one. 1.00

00:31:45.080 Go for...

00:31:45.480 Oh, five. 0.96

00:31:46.420 Five death threats to one titting? 0.98

00:31:48.360 Wow. 0.87

00:31:48.640 And then there are some...

00:31:49.220 And there are some porn bots mixed in there, and then there are some, like, nice comments

00:31:53.100 mixed in there as well.

00:31:54.600 Some nice comments.

00:31:55.300 How many death threats did you get in total? 1.00

00:31:58.520 Well, tell us how many tits you got in total. 1.00

00:32:00.480 We'll multiply it by five. 0.99

00:32:01.760 Yeah, that's right.

00:32:05.160 So...

00:32:05.560 I mean, I'm estimating, but it's probably about...

00:32:08.660 Toad, toad, toad, toad.

00:32:09.460 Your estimations... 0.95

00:32:10.300 It's above 50 death threats.

00:32:11.900 Have you seen anyone prowling around your house recently?

00:32:16.880 What'd you say?

00:32:17.760 What was that...

00:32:18.440 What was the question?

00:32:20.520 Hmm?

00:32:21.460 Have you seen anyone prowling around your house recently?

00:32:23.880 Oh, yeah.

00:32:24.900 The guy we sent.

00:32:26.640 Yeah.

00:32:27.640 I mean, I've had...

00:32:28.360 I've had, like...

00:32:29.140 I've had people try to break in before.

00:32:31.680 I mean, I don't know. 0.98

00:32:32.080 Well, recently, you goofball. 0.93

00:32:33.700 I don't care about the past. 0.99

00:32:35.560 Those are the people that live in your walls, you schizo. 1.00

00:32:37.440 I'm talking about the... 0.99

00:32:37.900 No, I had a black guy try to break in once. 0.85

00:32:40.760 No, I don't care. 0.96

00:32:41.560 I don't care about any of that.

00:32:42.820 I know.

00:32:43.220 This story crushes with the crowds. 1.00

00:32:46.760 God damn it. 0.99

00:32:47.160 The water cooler. 1.00

00:32:48.140 Did the tits come from any non-anonymous accounts, 1.00

00:32:51.240 and did you follow up with any of these racist tits? 1.00

00:32:53.280 Because that is necessary. 0.99

00:32:55.280 Good question.

00:32:56.200 Like, 10% of them are not anonymous.

00:33:00.200 Or not...

00:33:00.620 That's one.

00:33:01.220 10% of them are not, like, random, I mean.

00:33:03.320 Like, I should say, like...

00:33:05.000 Like, some of them are people that I...

00:33:06.440 Like, I don't know who they are,

00:33:07.540 but, like, they're, like, a real person

00:33:09.580 that just sent me this.

00:33:10.560 You know what I mean?

00:33:11.020 How do you... 0.98

00:33:11.520 How do they know you want to see tits? 1.00

00:33:13.220 Did you ask them for it or something? 0.99

00:33:14.360 Like, he's a man.

00:33:15.200 He's...

00:33:15.600 Yeah.

00:33:16.240 Yeah, I mean, look at it.

00:33:16.460 Yeah, I mean, look at it.

00:33:17.440 Look at it. 1.00

00:33:17.460 The stupid fucking question was that. 1.00

00:33:18.680 He's the guy singing... 1.00

00:33:19.560 No, because I've...

00:33:20.440 I've received...

00:33:21.260 I've gone viral and received death threats,

00:33:23.780 but I've never received even a request, 0.72

00:33:26.040 like, hey, do you want to see my titties? 0.85

00:33:27.720 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:28.120 Toad's a fucking liar. 1.00

00:33:28.640 Oh, these aren't requests. 1.00

00:33:29.680 Yeah, honestly, he might just be lying. 1.00

00:33:31.880 He's a fucking liar. 1.00

00:33:32.920 These are unsolicited. 1.00

00:33:34.780 Toad's your tits right now. 1.00

00:33:35.780 Toad's your tits right now. 1.00

00:33:37.060 My tits? 1.00

00:33:38.040 You see that toad's your tits right now, 1.00

00:33:39.720 you're lying. 1.00

00:33:40.280 Not doing it.

00:33:41.460 I see. 1.00

00:33:42.100 He's fucking lying. 1.00

00:33:43.540 He gets a picture. 1.00

00:33:44.860 No, because I don't...

00:33:46.440 You don't what? 0.99

00:33:47.520 They sent me those tits in confidence. 1.00

00:33:49.500 You don't betray... 1.00

00:33:50.420 What trust do you owe some random racist broad 1.00

00:33:55.380 that sent you her tits 1.00

00:33:56.200 because you sang a song? 1.00

00:33:58.000 I don't know.

00:33:58.320 I feel like I do.

00:33:59.460 I owe that at least to them 0.53

00:34:01.700 for their nice service of boobies.

00:34:04.100 For this lie to work,

00:34:05.480 I have to respect their privacy.

00:34:08.160 I'm just the utmost gentleman here.

00:34:11.340 That's right.

00:34:11.840 All right.

00:34:12.160 Nick Mailback.

00:34:13.840 Mailback. 1.00

00:34:14.500 Fucking fire through the mail. 1.00

00:34:15.900 Max says, 0.99

00:34:16.760 you can bring one back,

00:34:17.840 the Third Reich,

00:34:18.740 apartheid South Africa,

00:34:20.780 or Confederate States of America.

00:34:22.580 I don't know the answer.

00:34:23.820 We're bringing the Confederate States back. 1.00

00:34:25.840 Yeah.

00:34:26.540 Yeah.

00:34:27.220 100%.

00:34:27.700 Yeah, the Confederate States

00:34:29.260 is like all three of those,

00:34:30.200 but good.

00:34:31.060 Like better.

00:34:32.060 We didn't even have that much slavery. 0.81

00:34:33.480 This is a non-issue.

00:34:34.380 It was basically dead at that point.

00:34:35.580 Who cares?

00:34:36.260 Yeah, it really was.

00:34:37.020 It was almost...

00:34:37.680 Like the cotton gin

00:34:38.680 really put those guys out of business.

00:34:40.160 States rights are huge, man. 1.00

00:34:40.940 They're lazy as fuck. 1.00

00:34:41.840 They don't work for shit. 1.00

00:34:43.140 You can go down there, 1.00

00:34:44.140 you can have your builder buddies,

00:34:45.240 you can ignore the federal government.

00:34:46.680 That's what you want.

00:34:47.120 It was literally an economic drain. 0.98

00:34:48.600 Like blacks literally 1.00

00:34:50.020 were an economic drain. 1.00

00:34:51.400 It was economically retarded 1.00

00:34:52.780 to use them as slaves.

00:34:54.380 Like that's...

00:34:55.100 We had to plant so many pancake trees. 0.95

00:34:57.800 It sucked. 0.85

00:34:58.640 Yeah. 0.98

00:34:59.480 You know how hard it is

00:35:00.760 to take an entire populace

00:35:01.780 and force them to work?

00:35:03.480 Like they will...

00:35:04.520 And they're naturally lazy already.

00:35:06.420 Like it's like...

00:35:08.300 Yeah, they find a way.

00:35:09.420 It's rough.

00:35:10.320 So yeah, three.

00:35:12.580 All right.

00:35:13.140 Harry Balls said

00:35:14.520 if Tim Pool covers you,

00:35:15.980 does that make you gay?

00:35:18.240 Depends how he's covering you. 0.64

00:35:20.220 Covers you with what?

00:35:21.280 Baby oil? 1.00

00:35:22.160 He covers you with cum. 1.00

00:35:22.980 You're definitely gay. 1.00

00:35:23.680 Yeah, that's definitely gay. 1.00

00:35:25.400 Cum? 0.99

00:35:26.140 Yeah, it depends

00:35:26.840 on what he's covering you with. 0.98

00:35:28.100 I don't think Tim Pool can cum. 0.99

00:35:29.840 If it's a Tim Pool of cum, 1.00

00:35:31.820 that's gay. 1.00

00:35:33.580 I think if Tim covers 0.99

00:35:35.080 your rendition of

00:35:36.480 Nigga Al Hitler, 1.00

00:35:37.460 then that's the question.

00:35:39.460 I'm pretty sure that's... 0.74

00:35:40.360 That's the opposite of gay. 0.96

00:35:41.540 That's like as hetero as it gets, man. 0.95

00:35:43.600 Because you're actually

00:35:44.340 one-upping Tim

00:35:45.260 because he's like

00:35:45.940 watching you

00:35:47.520 like in awe basically. 1.00

00:35:48.840 Like, holy shit. 0.98

00:35:49.600 How is this guy 1.00

00:35:50.400 better than I am?

00:35:52.460 Do you think Tim regrets

00:35:53.380 not doing...

00:35:54.180 Because me so Asian. 1.00

00:35:54.600 My penis so small. 1.00

00:35:56.100 Do you think he regrets 1.00

00:35:56.820 not doing that cover first?

00:35:59.000 Yeah.

00:35:59.680 He could have done it.

00:36:00.640 He's got a guitar.

00:36:01.200 It seems like he was digging it.

00:36:02.660 And as you were playing,

00:36:03.640 he was strumming.

00:36:04.340 It looked like he was trying

00:36:05.240 to figure out

00:36:05.740 what chords you were playing.

00:36:06.980 Yeah.

00:36:07.800 I was like,

00:36:08.220 he has a little bit of envy here.

00:36:10.020 Like,

00:36:10.400 Tim's trying to throw it

00:36:11.640 all away, baby boy.

00:36:12.520 It's EGC,

00:36:14.340 GD,

00:36:15.380 C Major 7, man.

00:36:16.620 That's what it is.

00:36:17.340 Don't give away

00:36:17.760 the trade secrets, pal.

00:36:19.300 I think there is

00:36:20.680 the temptation

00:36:21.160 with wanting to

00:36:22.020 throw it all away

00:36:23.200 whenever you're in

00:36:24.060 like one of those

00:36:24.900 cloistered,

00:36:26.580 you know,

00:36:27.280 internet segments

00:36:28.120 where you can't...

00:36:28.820 Like, Matt Walsh

00:36:29.740 periodically will be like, 1.00

00:36:30.820 fuck Israel. 1.00

00:36:31.380 And you're like, 1.00

00:36:31.760 whoa, Matt,

00:36:32.400 what's going on?

00:36:33.960 Throw it all away.

00:36:35.480 Yeah, exactly.

00:36:36.360 He's the... 0.99

00:36:37.360 I'll fucking do it. 0.99

00:36:38.900 I can't take it anymore. 1.00

00:36:40.280 They're killing children

00:36:41.140 and they want me 0.98

00:36:41.960 to stay on message.

00:36:43.480 He's pointing at Ben

00:36:44.840 and he points it

00:36:45.400 at his own mouth 0.52

00:36:45.940 and he points it

00:36:46.440 at Ben

00:36:46.700 and he points it

00:36:47.260 at his own mouth. 0.52

00:36:47.760 I think that's what...

00:36:48.880 I think that's exactly

00:36:49.520 what happens.

00:36:51.380 Oh, Jason's calling me

00:36:52.520 a coward.

00:36:53.400 Oh, I so am. 0.98

00:36:54.720 Do you think Toad

00:36:55.540 will just one day

00:36:56.300 on an episode

00:36:57.240 of Tower Gang

00:36:57.780 will just put the shotgun 1.00

00:36:58.760 in his mouth 1.00

00:36:59.220 and just pull the trigger 1.00

00:37:00.020 while we're all on here 1.00

00:37:00.800 and just fucking 0.97

00:37:02.080 just like... 0.99

00:37:02.620 Shocked in silence?

00:37:03.720 Dude, I'll tell you.

00:37:04.900 I'll tell you.

00:37:05.300 I would be so mad at you. 0.96

00:37:09.220 Toad with a banger.

00:37:11.180 Oh, no.

00:37:14.600 Genius.

00:37:15.000 What would you do

00:37:16.000 if that's my response 1.00

00:37:19.680 after he kills me? 0.98

00:37:20.600 Dude, if Tyler

00:37:22.640 is the best producer ever

00:37:25.000 and Toad puts a shotgun 0.99

00:37:27.140 in his mouth, 0.99

00:37:27.660 pulls the trigger 0.97

00:37:28.140 live on stream

00:37:28.920 and he hits the Toad

00:37:29.600 with a banger

00:37:30.120 right after that,

00:37:31.540 that would be the most...

00:37:33.480 Then we hit N-stream

00:37:34.560 and then never do

00:37:35.540 an episode again.

00:37:36.640 The whole front

00:37:37.140 of Toad's face is off

00:37:38.320 but his bottom jaw

00:37:39.480 is still on

00:37:40.120 and he's just bleeding.

00:37:40.980 Tyler is so good

00:37:44.500 at production

00:37:44.940 he'd throw the

00:37:45.540 Kill Toad graphic up

00:37:46.720 like... 0.62

00:37:46.980 I promise you,

00:37:49.620 if you do this,

00:37:50.440 if you do that, 0.90

00:37:51.160 you kill Tower Gang 1.00

00:37:52.620 and you kill all 1.00

00:37:53.140 of our fans 1.00

00:37:53.600 so don't you dare.

00:37:54.620 Oh my god,

00:37:55.160 the Weenie roast music?

00:37:56.700 You know that

00:37:56.940 Weenie roasts

00:37:58.360 like Crackle?

00:37:59.500 With him,

00:37:59.880 his face just gurgling.

00:38:01.660 No, no,

00:38:02.340 but that's only

00:38:03.100 if he self-emolates.

00:38:04.680 Tyler would be good enough

00:38:07.880 to where he would

00:38:08.440 actually edit

00:38:09.220 the Kill Toad graphic

00:38:10.680 and it would just say

00:38:11.380 Toad, Kill Toad

00:38:12.500 and then it would come up

00:38:13.900 right after it.

00:38:15.320 He did it. 1.00

00:38:16.060 He played the fucking thing. 1.00

00:38:17.580 You answered all the questions. 1.00

00:38:21.080 It's just awful.

00:38:22.920 They work so well 0.99

00:38:24.160 if you just commit suicide 0.98

00:38:26.260 right on the live stream. 0.99

00:38:27.420 The questions of life, man.

00:38:28.420 Have you seen that video

00:38:29.780 of the guy that did?

00:38:30.720 He was at the end

00:38:31.960 of a Twitch live stream.

00:38:33.160 Does put a shotgun 1.00

00:38:34.720 in his mouth 1.00

00:38:35.240 and pulls a trigger.

00:38:36.700 Have you seen that video?

00:38:38.260 No.

00:38:38.520 Of course we haven't seen that video.

00:38:40.100 It's wild.

00:38:41.260 I don't watch faces of death, Call.

00:38:42.820 Yeah, why are you watching

00:38:43.920 people kill themselves?

00:38:44.540 It's become a meme

00:38:45.420 where a lot of the time

00:38:46.260 they don't show him

00:38:47.180 actually pulled,

00:38:47.620 but he did.

00:38:48.400 He actually did.

00:38:49.340 It's become a meme

00:38:50.300 where I watch people

00:38:51.340 kill themselves.

00:38:52.140 No.

00:38:53.420 But there was a guy

00:38:54.380 who was like

00:38:54.800 Is this a meme

00:38:55.500 that I'm living out?

00:38:57.020 He goes like,

00:38:57.580 well, that's the end

00:38:58.460 of the stream.

00:38:59.500 And he just pulls it.

00:39:00.820 And then people have made it

00:39:02.000 into a meme

00:39:02.620 where it's just like

00:39:03.700 they'll just be like,

00:39:06.120 that's the end.

00:39:07.400 But they don't show him

00:39:08.360 shooting himself.

00:39:09.100 But I've seen the video.

00:39:10.140 It's nuts.

00:39:11.260 It's like the politician

00:39:12.460 who did it on TV.

00:39:14.780 Oh, yeah.

00:39:15.140 That one's great.

00:39:15.980 Yeah.

00:39:16.300 Hey, man.

00:39:16.680 Nice shot.

00:39:17.760 I'm surprised that

00:39:18.580 that doesn't happen

00:39:19.120 more to streamers.

00:39:21.020 You would think

00:39:21.440 more streamers

00:39:22.040 would just off themselves

00:39:23.000 on stream.

00:39:24.480 It's a thing to do, right?

00:39:25.620 Yeah.

00:39:25.860 I mean,

00:39:26.080 you'd think you'd

00:39:27.200 use that opportunity 0.99

00:39:28.460 to do something fucking cool. 0.95

00:39:29.820 I think we're just 0.97

00:39:30.600 not finding them.

00:39:31.420 The suicide streams.

00:39:32.640 Where are they at?

00:39:33.580 Like, I always said,

00:39:34.460 like, when I worked

00:39:35.140 on the planes

00:39:36.060 and I had the hangers,

00:39:37.100 like, I always said

00:39:37.660 I'd do something

00:39:38.140 really cool 0.99

00:39:38.660 if I ever killed myself. 0.99

00:39:39.700 Like, I would, like, 0.98

00:39:40.340 open the fuel sumps

00:39:41.600 and, like, set a fire 0.96

00:39:43.280 and, like, hang myself

00:39:44.680 off of, like,

00:39:45.240 the back of it

00:39:45.840 so I'm just, like,

00:39:46.300 dangling there

00:39:46.960 and then tape my fingers

00:39:48.440 like this.

00:39:49.420 It's gotta be a badass.

00:39:50.720 That way, then, like,

00:39:51.280 the whole thing ignites

00:39:53.000 and I'm just dangling

00:39:53.940 there off the back

00:39:54.740 of the jet

00:39:55.220 as, like,

00:39:55.740 the thing's on fire.

00:39:56.600 You want to go full Sky King

00:39:59.300 where you, like,

00:40:00.180 just steal a plane

00:40:00.920 and just be like, 0.99

00:40:01.400 I'm just gonna fucking 1.00

00:40:01.940 fly this motherfucker. 1.00

00:40:03.180 No, it's a lot harder 1.00

00:40:04.120 than you think.

00:40:04.860 That video of the guy

00:40:06.280 killing himself

00:40:06.820 after he hijacks a plane 0.96

00:40:07.900 is one of the greatest

00:40:08.580 videos of all time

00:40:09.280 and he's talking to the

00:40:10.040 control and he's like,

00:40:11.980 he's like,

00:40:12.300 man, I'm just,

00:40:13.420 I don't know, man,

00:40:14.100 I'm just living my life.

00:40:15.980 I don't even remember that.

00:40:16.980 It's a lot cooler.

00:40:17.980 He was like,

00:40:18.400 I think I'm just gonna do

00:40:19.620 a couple barrel rolls

00:40:20.480 and then just, uh...

00:40:21.540 I think he just wanted

00:40:22.260 to see if I could.

00:40:23.780 Like, before, like,

00:40:24.620 the plane was always 0.94

00:40:25.200 to kill himself, I guess, 0.69

00:40:26.020 but he's like, 0.98

00:40:26.300 I wanted to see if I could 0.97

00:40:26.980 fucking take this plane 0.98

00:40:28.200 and he did. 1.00

00:40:28.540 He's like, 1.00

00:40:28.980 fuck, that was easy. 1.00

00:40:29.740 But dude, 1.00

00:40:29.920 he could have hijacked it,

00:40:31.160 gotten away with a ton of money

00:40:32.280 and jumped out of the plane

00:40:33.200 and survived,

00:40:33.880 like D.B. Cooper.

00:40:34.820 Like, why would you kill yourself?

00:40:35.580 Yeah, but the point is

00:40:36.040 he didn't want to live anymore, Toad.

00:40:37.260 That's why he killed himself.

00:40:38.460 Also, there wasn't money

00:40:39.260 on the plane.

00:40:39.620 Is that how it works?

00:40:40.900 Toad just wanted to

00:40:42.180 make a D.B. Cooper.

00:40:43.300 Yeah, it was like

00:40:44.140 it had no...

00:40:45.300 I know about a D.B. Cooper

00:40:47.060 so I'm going to ham-fist that in.

00:40:49.260 It was relevant,

00:40:50.280 so I had to say it.

00:40:51.560 It had to do with planes.

00:40:52.960 Basically, you know what?

00:40:54.260 Why don't you just do a 9-11? 0.71

00:40:55.880 Also planes.

00:40:56.680 That's really cool.

00:40:57.480 We're talking about hijacking.

00:40:59.760 Can you read this, Toad?

00:41:00.740 What is it?

00:41:01.040 I hijacked 9-11 too.

00:41:02.720 Let's not do this.

00:41:03.840 This isn't even funny.

00:41:05.000 Yeah.

00:41:05.660 I don't believe it either.

00:41:06.920 I don't believe any Reddit story.

00:41:07.900 It might not be true.

00:41:09.460 It might have been me

00:41:10.240 writing it. 0.99

00:41:12.020 Toad would be the type of nigga 1.00

00:41:13.040 to write this. 0.99

00:41:14.300 Toad is the type of guy

00:41:15.480 to go on Reddit

00:41:16.720 and just lie.

00:41:17.360 Actually, you know what?

00:41:19.500 Toad is that guy.

00:41:20.360 How do you see

00:41:21.480 that know they're made up?

00:41:22.940 Those are Toad.

00:41:23.720 How do you not know me at all?

00:41:25.980 This is perfect.

00:41:27.260 I didn't even think about this.

00:41:28.540 Toad is the Redditor

00:41:29.440 that just lies on Reddit.

00:41:30.580 Every one of those

00:41:31.440 crazy outlandish stories

00:41:32.760 is Toad.

00:41:33.500 All those 1.00

00:41:33.840 am I the asshole stories, 0.99

00:41:35.720 the workplace stories, 1.00

00:41:38.480 all of them are just him

00:41:39.280 just lying on there

00:41:40.220 for views.

00:41:41.480 I don't know, man.

00:41:42.880 I thought this was going to be

00:41:43.720 a real banger episode.

00:41:46.340 I'm not...

00:41:46.900 I don't know.

00:41:47.720 Are you obsessed at work?

00:41:49.740 I'm off.

00:41:50.540 No, it's my fault.

00:41:51.520 I'm off.

00:41:52.480 I'm having a great time,

00:41:54.280 so I don't know 0.99

00:41:54.700 what the fuck you're talking about. 0.99

00:41:55.840 I just feel really, 1.00

00:41:57.200 really strange.

00:41:58.120 I have for a while.

00:42:00.060 Yeah, you've been strange

00:42:00.960 for a while.

00:42:02.680 All right, run it.

00:42:03.540 All right, we got the videos.

00:42:03.880 Why is it that every person 0.99

00:42:04.920 with testicles 0.99

00:42:05.520 instinctually knows this? 0.99

00:42:06.920 Let's pretend for a second 0.99

00:42:07.600 that this is a scrotum. 0.99

00:42:08.780 I can tell you right here, 0.99

00:42:09.800 right now,

00:42:10.200 there is not a man

00:42:11.000 on this planet Earth 1.00

00:42:12.100 that scratches their balls 0.99

00:42:13.320 like this. 0.99

00:42:14.500 Not going to happen.

00:42:15.360 It's not a leg.

00:42:16.540 I will accept one of two methods.

00:42:17.940 The first for beginners.

00:42:19.200 Grab and you pinch. 0.58

00:42:20.520 It itches right here,

00:42:21.280 you pinch.

00:42:22.120 You pinch.

00:42:23.040 Never scratch.

00:42:24.580 I got my old friend back.

00:42:25.940 A lot of people point out

00:42:26.680 that it's not just a pinch,

00:42:27.680 but it's a pinch and roll.

00:42:29.620 Pinch and roll. 0.81

00:42:30.580 This next one is advanced, though.

00:42:32.800 You anchor it like this,

00:42:34.200 press down,

00:42:35.280 and the other ones

00:42:36.320 just glide over.

00:42:38.740 Glide over.

00:42:40.200 Yeah.

00:42:41.520 No, no, just just like that. 0.99

00:42:42.400 Who's using their balls 0.99

00:42:43.220 right now, by the way? 0.99

00:42:43.880 Also accept the technique

00:42:44.620 where you lift from underneath

00:42:45.640 and scratch upwards like this.

00:42:48.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:42:48.860 That's more my style right there.

00:42:50.700 And I'm sorry,

00:42:51.380 because last time I didn't share,

00:42:52.280 the one thing that binds 0.99

00:42:53.260 every person that has testicles together 0.99

00:42:55.520 is that after every method 0.99

00:42:57.700 that you do,

00:42:58.720 pinch, lift, downward, scratch,

00:43:00.860 anchor it, all that,

00:43:02.940 you got to sniff it.

00:43:03.880 Oh, word.

00:43:04.520 Oh! 0.60

00:43:06.740 Is this true?

00:43:07.980 Why is that nigga's face AI? 1.00

00:43:10.820 That's the thing

00:43:11.900 that bothers me most about this.

00:43:13.400 Why is he an AI head?

00:43:15.940 Was he?

00:43:16.860 Yeah.

00:43:18.000 He looks like us

00:43:19.260 in Lainey edits.

00:43:21.100 I don't even know anymore.

00:43:22.900 So wait.

00:43:23.940 Top, what was your question 0.99

00:43:24.760 for me about itching my balls? 1.00

00:43:26.260 Do you scratch your balls 1.00

00:43:27.820 and smell them? 1.00

00:43:29.320 No, I don't smell them, 0.99

00:43:30.140 but I do scratch my balls 0.99

00:43:31.480 and I do do it 0.99

00:43:32.100 the way that he described.

00:43:33.680 It's kind of,

00:43:34.640 it's like if you're trying

00:43:35.960 to snap your fingers,

00:43:37.360 that's basically what you do

00:43:38.260 with your nutsack.

00:43:38.820 The pinch and roll.

00:43:39.740 The pinch and roll.

00:43:40.440 You're rolling a booger? 1.00

00:43:42.320 No, I kind of smell.

00:43:44.600 I kind of grab

00:43:45.440 like a full fist of sack.

00:43:48.580 I was about to say 1.00

00:43:49.200 some crazy shit right now. 0.99

00:43:50.100 I will say that. 0.99

00:43:51.060 You know what I mean?

00:43:52.140 No, I don't.

00:43:52.900 What do you mean, dude?

00:43:53.520 Where you go from the front

00:43:54.640 and you itch all the way

00:43:55.600 into the back

00:43:56.080 near the LeBont?

00:43:57.340 Yeah.

00:43:57.960 Yeah, that's what I do, man.

00:44:00.240 I dot the LeBont. 0.98

00:44:01.720 Right there?

00:44:02.520 Yeah.

00:44:03.440 I'm gonna come.

00:44:05.620 No, like,

00:44:06.400 that's like,

00:44:07.300 just full, you know,

00:44:08.320 hand.

00:44:08.700 Like, that's how a man

00:44:09.500 does it, right?

00:44:10.000 You scratch

00:44:10.400 your entire sack

00:44:12.660 at once, right?

00:44:13.500 Do you just,

00:44:13.940 do you ever like,

00:44:14.900 do you ever do

00:44:15.940 a little venture?

00:44:17.180 Do you ever do

00:44:17.700 a little adventure

00:44:18.580 and like be like,

00:44:19.260 you know what, 1.00

00:44:19.580 fuck it, 1.00

00:44:19.820 I'll just scratch my asshole 1.00

00:44:20.860 too while I'm at it. 1.00

00:44:21.660 Like, you're already down.

00:44:23.080 I've had,

00:44:23.760 I've had points

00:44:24.420 where I had like targeted

00:44:25.580 like,

00:44:26.100 like something was, 0.99

00:44:26.900 my balls were itchy 0.98

00:44:27.680 in a specific spot 0.98

00:44:28.600 and I'll take them,

00:44:29.380 stretch them out

00:44:30.120 and then with the other finger

00:44:31.180 go.

00:44:32.740 Oh, yeah.

00:44:33.560 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:44:35.380 You're not allowed

00:44:36.020 to cross the LeBont, man.

00:44:37.380 That's like,

00:44:37.760 that's like the,

00:44:38.380 the do not cross zone.

00:44:40.700 Hold on, hold on.

00:44:41.200 This is an important question.

00:44:42.620 Cole, do you,

00:44:43.560 you,

00:44:43.920 you bare finger 1.00

00:44:45.120 itch your asshole? 1.00

00:44:46.520 No, no, no, no. 1.00

00:44:47.100 I'm saying, 1.00

00:44:47.740 you fucking pussy. 1.00

00:44:49.980 No, no, no, no, no. 1.00

00:44:50.820 No, I don't.

00:44:51.800 What I was saying is,

00:44:52.720 I don't believe you, Cole.

00:44:53.900 You totally do.

00:44:54.580 I don't,

00:44:55.160 and I don't.

00:44:56.060 He definitely does.

00:44:57.500 No, what I was saying was,

00:44:58.820 if you're going to be doing

00:44:59.880 this thing of where you're going

00:45:01.240 all the way. 1.00

00:45:02.020 I get rid of scratching my asshole 1.00

00:45:02.300 with my bare finger. 1.00

00:45:03.440 He puts so many things 1.00

00:45:04.240 in his ass. 1.00

00:45:04.320 I literally asked a question. 1.00

00:45:05.780 I was like,

00:45:06.200 I believe you do it.

00:45:07.520 I don't.

00:45:09.880 I'm very honest

00:45:10.880 with how I am. 1.00

00:45:12.640 Do you scratch your asshole 1.00

00:45:13.700 with toilet paper? 1.00

00:45:15.720 Like what?

00:45:16.440 When you're wiping,

00:45:17.220 is it a wipe

00:45:17.700 or do you really get it?

00:45:18.540 Do you do the marine wipe,

00:45:19.680 basically.

00:45:20.220 Only if I'm like really,

00:45:21.420 like if I'm really afraid

00:45:22.660 that I didn't get it all

00:45:23.780 and I'm like,

00:45:24.400 I got to make sure I get it.

00:45:25.720 That's the only time I like.

00:45:26.480 When I like really like,

00:45:27.900 but besides that,

00:45:28.920 I just usually wipe.

00:45:29.820 I'm not gay.

00:45:30.980 I just had to make sure

00:45:31.700 I really get it.

00:45:33.640 What I was saying is,

00:45:35.160 and you know,

00:45:35.640 I'm honest about,

00:45:36.280 I'm honest about,

00:45:37.060 I'm honest about like my,

00:45:39.060 the things I do with my body. 1.00

00:45:40.600 So I don't scratch my asshole 1.00

00:45:42.100 with my finger. 1.00

00:45:42.800 What I was saying was,

00:45:43.860 if you're going,

00:45:44.340 if you're going to do

00:45:46.300 this full thing

00:45:47.080 where you're going

00:45:47.580 to the bottom of the sack,

00:45:49.500 are you just also being like, 1.00

00:45:51.260 fuck it, 1.00

00:45:51.620 just there's the asshole there too. 1.00

00:45:52.840 Scratch that as well. 1.00

00:45:53.840 That's what I was asking Toad.

00:45:55.000 I don't, 0.99

00:45:55.340 I don't itch my balls 0.99

00:45:56.400 unless it's skin on skin. 1.00

00:45:58.780 Do you itch your balls 0.99

00:45:59.320 through your underwear 1.00

00:46:00.040 or through your shorts 1.00

00:46:00.940 or some shit? 1.00

00:46:01.600 It's hard to do. 1.00

00:46:02.480 No,

00:46:02.680 it's skin on skin.

00:46:03.620 I'm like,

00:46:04.140 I'm in my pants

00:46:05.320 when I'm doing it,

00:46:05.940 but the,

00:46:06.340 like the LeBont 1.00

00:46:07.700 or the GIF or whatever

00:46:08.800 is like,

00:46:09.160 is like the DMZ,

00:46:10.260 man.

00:46:10.400 You cannot cross that.

00:46:13.160 You know what I mean?

00:46:13.980 I think that's fair.

00:46:14.780 There's like a,

00:46:15.700 there's a little boundary there

00:46:16.600 and it's,

00:46:17.080 and just FYI ladies, 1.00

00:46:18.640 it applies to your fucking mouths 1.00

00:46:20.240 too during blowjobs. 1.00

00:46:21.140 Don't you fucking, 1.00

00:46:21.900 it's close, 1.00

00:46:22.520 but don't you do it.

00:46:23.580 Yeah.

00:46:24.100 Unless,

00:46:24.140 in which case,

00:46:25.600 go for it.

00:46:26.440 Yeah,

00:46:26.740 I'm always afraid of that.

00:46:27.800 The forbidden scratch 1.00

00:46:30.080 is if you're shaving your balls. 0.99

00:46:32.700 There's a weird thing, 0.99

00:46:33.740 like if you're like shaving,

00:46:35.340 the razor can get you

00:46:36.640 a nice little,

00:46:37.540 little scratch

00:46:38.340 if you do it just right.

00:46:39.800 I don't know.

00:46:40.740 Can you pull up

00:46:41.620 the super chat here?

00:46:42.900 This is a great one here.

00:46:44.260 I mean,

00:46:44.600 I do do that,

00:46:45.760 but I'm not sure.

00:46:46.260 The next one.

00:46:48.180 One dollar,

00:46:49.060 real quick.

00:46:49.520 Rich.

00:46:50.020 No,

00:46:50.440 Toad wouldn't be Will.

00:46:51.300 Toad wouldn't be Will.

00:46:52.380 Toad would be the guy

00:46:53.800 in the bar

00:46:54.980 that like repeats.

00:46:56.400 Terrible comment.

00:46:57.120 Would be who?

00:46:58.080 Obviously Toad would be Will.

00:46:59.300 I don't know.

00:46:59.720 I don't know what the characters

00:47:00.500 names are.

00:47:02.600 Toad would not be Will.

00:47:03.780 I think Toad would be the guy

00:47:04.980 in the bar

00:47:05.480 that sits on the girl, 0.98

00:47:06.740 but he like, 0.99

00:47:07.140 he sucks at it 0.98

00:47:07.840 and that Will goes, 0.99

00:47:09.100 how about them apples too?

00:47:10.520 That's Toad is the,

00:47:11.460 is the guy he says.

00:47:12.480 No,

00:47:12.740 that guy's, 0.99

00:47:13.240 that guy's a huge douche. 0.97

00:47:14.320 That's not me. 0.96

00:47:15.200 Yeah,

00:47:15.480 that's probably me.

00:47:17.300 Yeah.

00:47:18.060 Never seen it.

00:47:18.640 No,

00:47:18.920 it's the,

00:47:19.300 no,

00:47:19.460 but that guy, 0.93

00:47:20.060 it's not that he's a huge douche.

00:47:21.600 It's that he thinks he has game

00:47:23.700 and he doesn't have game.

00:47:26.760 That's definitely not me.

00:47:28.740 Yeah,

00:47:29.100 no,

00:47:29.280 Toad doesn't think he has game either.

00:47:30.600 No,

00:47:30.760 I don't.

00:47:31.780 Toad thinks he has game.

00:47:32.940 Toad talks like he has game.

00:47:34.200 I mean,

00:47:34.660 he's like,

00:47:35.400 I have,

00:47:35.800 he's like,

00:47:36.260 I hold court.

00:47:37.060 I was talking up this,

00:47:37.980 this girl and all this stuff.

00:47:39.160 I have more than,

00:47:40.040 than people think that I do. 0.94

00:47:41.480 So the titties that you got this week, 0.88

00:47:43.100 do you think it's because of your game 0.89

00:47:44.340 or do you think it's because like,

00:47:45.840 like they're sending,

00:47:46.760 you know,

00:47:47.840 titty pictures to like a make a wish kid?

00:47:49.600 Like, 0.98

00:47:49.760 why do you think you got those titties? 0.95

00:47:50.940 Yeah, 0.95

00:47:51.100 I'm kind of worried about that.

00:47:52.140 It might be the latter.

00:47:54.180 They're like,

00:47:54.520 oh man,

00:47:54.840 this is about,

00:47:55.100 this is about to die.

00:47:56.480 Are we still entertaining this flagrant lie?

00:47:58.820 Like,

00:47:59.100 this is not a lie.

00:47:59.860 It's really a lie.

00:48:00.500 I don't,

00:48:00.740 yeah,

00:48:00.940 I don't believe you got 10,

00:48:02.120 10 sets of rats.

00:48:02.800 Send one picture.

00:48:05.000 Yeah.

00:48:06.320 I mean,

00:48:06.620 it's too much of a gentleman.

00:48:09.840 Because Clint has 250,000 followers on Twitter.

00:48:13.400 He goes like viral or semi-viral all the time.

00:48:17.100 How many,

00:48:17.300 how many, 0.98

00:48:17.620 how many titties have you gotten? 0.98

00:48:19.580 I mean, 0.98

00:48:20.240 I'll,

00:48:20.520 I'll be honest.

00:48:21.080 I have had a few,

00:48:22.520 but not like unsolicited.

00:48:25.420 Yeah.

00:48:25.720 Unsolicited.

00:48:26.120 Just being like,

00:48:27.240 here you go.

00:48:28.120 And,

00:48:28.600 and like a legit woman, 0.96

00:48:30.240 like not some sort of point.

00:48:32.120 Answer,

00:48:32.540 answer.

00:48:33.200 Yeah.

00:48:33.380 The answer is zero.

00:48:34.540 Zero.

00:48:34.900 Exactly.

00:48:35.440 He didn't cover Heil Hitler, 0.91

00:48:36.400 man.

00:48:36.840 Yeah.

00:48:37.220 Yeah.

00:48:37.740 Yeah.

00:48:38.080 Okay.

00:48:38.800 You've had multiple other viral posts clearly in the same realm.

00:48:43.740 Yeah.

00:48:44.060 That,

00:48:44.260 that rant.

00:48:44.960 I don't know what to tell you,

00:48:46.020 man.

00:48:46.320 It's just that rant that I did on Timcast IRL that went a little mini viral. 0.99

00:48:50.940 No tits. 1.00

00:48:51.540 A couple of dick pics, 1.00

00:48:52.340 which was cool, 0.99

00:48:52.920 but I'm a musician,

00:48:55.120 man.

00:48:55.340 I don't know what to tell you.

00:48:56.260 You're a musician,

00:48:57.040 Toad.

00:48:57.460 Sing for us. 1.00

00:48:58.680 It's more likely you'd get a dick pic. 0.99

00:49:00.980 Watch my cover. 0.99

00:49:01.840 It's so funny.

00:49:03.780 You could catch them in the lies so easily. 1.00

00:49:05.520 That's a fucking liar. 1.00

00:49:06.560 Yeah, 1.00

00:49:06.820 no,

00:49:07.080 you could just, 1.00

00:49:07.680 you could just pick up a fucking piece of shit. 1.00

00:49:09.580 Every time you think that I'm lying, 1.00

00:49:10.820 I'm not. 0.98

00:49:11.240 It's like the most ridiculous thing. 0.86

00:49:13.060 It's like when you're dealing with your child and they just like, 0.96

00:49:15.580 and like,

00:49:16.100 they're obviously lying and you caught them and they're just like,

00:49:18.500 no,

00:49:18.740 no,

00:49:19.060 no,

00:49:19.360 you can run circles around them.

00:49:25.600 And it's just like,

00:49:26.220 I don't,

00:49:27.680 I don't even,

00:49:28.200 I don't even believe you got 50 death threats.

00:49:30.100 Much less.

00:49:30.580 The world goes,

00:49:31.440 you know what? 0.99

00:49:31.940 I want to show that dude my titties. 0.98

00:49:34.220 What did they say to you with the death threats? 0.98

00:49:36.360 Like read,

00:49:37.080 can you,

00:49:37.500 can you read one or do you not want to share?

00:49:39.200 I don't know if I believe that either.

00:49:41.480 I mean,

00:49:42.100 if I still have them and I'm,

00:49:43.800 I'm blocking people when they send them.

00:49:45.760 People that said strongly worded letters.

00:49:48.140 Hey man,

00:49:48.900 these are most of them are like,

00:49:50.200 you're disgracing Boston. 1.00

00:49:51.500 Like you're a fucking racist. 1.00

00:49:52.820 Like you should go kill yourself. 1.00

00:49:54.340 I'm going to come kill you. 1.00

00:49:55.420 I'm going to send people to kill you. 1.00

00:49:57.100 It's they're, 1.00

00:49:57.740 they're not creative,

00:49:58.760 dude.

00:49:59.360 I was more creative.

00:50:00.220 Like I said,

00:50:00.800 like the people that are telling me I'm disgracing Boston,

00:50:02.780 I'm sending them that picture of the,

00:50:04.340 the,

00:50:05.260 uh,

00:50:05.500 the dude in Boston during the,

00:50:06.960 uh,

00:50:07.260 uh,

00:50:07.620 integrated busing.

00:50:08.960 You remember this?

00:50:09.860 It's like,

00:50:10.060 Iconic picture from Boston.

00:50:13.640 Yeah.

00:50:13.820 They're totally going to get it.

00:50:15.440 It's called the soiling of old glory where this dude,

00:50:18.360 uh, 0.98

00:50:18.660 looked like he was trying to impale this black dork outside of Boston city hall. 0.99

00:50:22.620 I'll be honest. 0.99

00:50:23.120 But he was actually trying to hit him.

00:50:26.180 Yeah.

00:50:26.860 This is bad content.

00:50:28.100 What you doing right now?

00:50:28.820 This is bad.

00:50:29.600 I know we were about,

00:50:30.640 dude, 0.82

00:50:30.760 we were talking about scratching balls and we got away from that. 0.92

00:50:33.140 I don't know how I was enjoying this to be honest.

00:50:35.740 So you enjoy,

00:50:37.080 I will say this.

00:50:38.040 I,

00:50:38.300 uh,

00:50:38.500 even though I've never, 0.99

00:50:39.280 I've never intentionally scratched my own asshole with my bare fingers, 1.00

00:50:42.880 but I do sleep naked and I have woken up with stinky fingers before. 1.00

00:50:47.080 I've scratched my fingers. 0.99

00:50:48.820 I'll say I don't fucking care. 1.00

00:50:50.140 Is it gay to sleep fingers? 1.00

00:50:52.000 What if you take your, 0.99

00:50:53.100 the ball, 0.99

00:50:53.680 the skin on your balls and you put it over your finger and then you scratch your 1.00

00:50:56.920 asshole with the skin on your balls? 1.00

00:50:58.660 Yeah. 1.00

00:50:58.860 Is it despicable then? 0.99

00:51:00.280 Are you scratching your balls or you're scratching your finger, 1.00

00:51:02.300 your asshole? 1.00

00:51:03.040 That's gay. 1.00

00:51:03.380 You're scratching your asshole through your ball skin. 1.00

00:51:10.780 That's, 1.00

00:51:11.260 that is,

00:51:11.960 I think it's,

00:51:12.560 I've got particularly, 1.00

00:51:13.960 I've got particularly large balls and it's still a struggle to fucking use my nut sack skin to itch my asshole. 1.00

00:51:21.520 But basically if you, 1.00

00:51:23.220 if you do have the situation where your asshole itches and your ball sack itches, 1.00

00:51:27.580 it is like knock two out with one, 1.00

00:51:30.260 but like also, 0.97

00:51:31.100 and being less gay,

00:51:32.840 I think it's less gay. 0.99

00:51:33.520 It's like a condom. 0.99

00:51:34.000 It's like a condom, 0.97

00:51:34.720 a ball skin condom for your finger. 0.94

00:51:36.620 You know, 1.00

00:51:36.760 I can see that like if your asshole is itchy, 1.00

00:51:40.680 maybe it's not gay, 1.00

00:51:42.000 like you have to scratch it. 0.97

00:51:43.080 I don't know. 0.99

00:51:43.720 All of our assholes do itchy, 1.00

00:51:45.060 right? 1.00

00:51:45.120 You're scratching your balls and then you, 0.99

00:51:46.520 you know, 0.99

00:51:46.780 you got that one finger.

00:51:47.920 You just got to be like,

00:51:48.580 yeah,

00:51:48.680 I got to scratch my bottle right now.

00:51:50.740 Like hold to that.

00:51:51.640 I mean,

00:51:51.760 it's kind of making more sense.

00:51:53.000 Maybe if it's itchy, 0.92

00:51:54.060 maybe it's not gay. 0.93

00:51:57.760 What if I, 1.00

00:51:58.360 what if I put my one finger on my asshole and then scratch it with the other finger? 1.00

00:52:01.880 Is that better? 1.00

00:52:02.900 If I just like,

00:52:03.940 it's just like,

00:52:07.160 I have some sort of skin,

00:52:10.260 like different skin or like,

00:52:11.560 so by virtue of it,

00:52:12.900 not being gay, 0.97

00:52:13.660 if your finger itches, 0.99

00:52:14.920 if your butthole itches, 0.88

00:52:15.860 cause you're using your finger that then, 1.00

00:52:18.160 then extrapolates that to dick. 0.99

00:52:20.560 So it's not gay. 1.00

00:52:21.420 If your asshole itches, 1.00

00:52:22.580 I look at it. 1.00

00:52:23.160 By the way,

00:52:23.640 are we not supposed to scratch your actual, 1.00

00:52:25.300 scratch your asshole at all? 1.00

00:52:27.460 Like even through like shorts, 1.00

00:52:28.540 if we have shorts on,

00:52:29.420 we're like,

00:52:29.680 I see you're coming around.

00:52:31.660 All you needed was one person saying they scratch their, 1.00

00:52:33.940 asshole. 1.00

00:52:34.280 No, 1.00

00:52:34.520 no,

00:52:34.720 what I'm,

00:52:35.040 no,

00:52:35.300 I'm just asking.

00:52:36.620 Okay guys.

00:52:37.160 Okay guys.

00:52:37.620 I'm just asking for the people.

00:52:38.800 If there's a layer there,

00:52:40.940 I don't know,

00:52:43.100 man.

00:52:43.440 No,

00:52:43.780 I'm not.

00:52:44.560 I think it's,

00:52:45.220 it's less gay,

00:52:46.120 but like,

00:52:46.600 that's like,

00:52:47.480 that's like asking like, 0.93

00:52:48.360 is it gay to like be dry humped by a dude or something? 0.99

00:52:51.680 It's a little gay. 0.99

00:52:52.640 I feel like, 0.97

00:52:53.200 I feel like if you're gay, 1.00

00:52:54.260 your asshole is itchy before a dude fucks you. 1.00

00:52:57.120 It's probably less gay, 1.00

00:52:58.480 right?

00:52:58.920 Yeah,

00:52:59.320 it's less gay. 0.58

00:53:00.140 It's definitely less gay. 0.76

00:53:01.200 You're just nervous about it.

00:53:03.980 What does this question mean?

00:53:05.080 Would you rather one lose all your $2 bills? 1.00

00:53:07.860 I have a couple in his dick. 1.00

00:53:12.960 What does that mean? 1.00

00:53:13.660 It doesn't make any sense.

00:53:17.480 I definitely want to lose my $2 bills.

00:53:22.000 I kind of like them to feel different.

00:53:23.520 I'm going to choose the first one.

00:53:25.780 Dude,

00:53:26.180 my,

00:53:26.400 my grandpa,

00:53:27.320 when I was growing up,

00:53:27.900 gave me,

00:53:28.200 or I think it was my great grandmother,

00:53:29.500 gave me a $2 bill every birthday.

00:53:31.460 If I actually had any,

00:53:32.640 that would be awful.

00:53:33.820 If I lost my $2 bills,

00:53:34.440 I think they're still worth $2.

00:53:36.520 Yeah.

00:53:36.780 What does it mean?

00:53:37.380 No,

00:53:37.600 Toad,

00:53:37.900 they somehow,

00:53:38.720 they don't have value.

00:53:40.820 Yeah.

00:53:41.740 No,

00:53:41.920 they're only worth $2,

00:53:43.000 but it took me until I was like 15 to realize that she was just a cheap old broad. 0.95

00:53:46.700 Right.

00:53:47.080 Yeah.

00:53:47.280 What was,

00:53:47.560 what was the whole thing with that?

00:53:48.660 Like,

00:53:48.880 so we could still spend it,

00:53:50.420 right?

00:53:50.620 Like the $2 bill.

00:53:51.640 Yeah.

00:53:52.020 They're legal tender.

00:53:53.160 They're,

00:53:53.420 yeah.

00:53:53.860 Although people will like,

00:53:55.400 if you give it to a cashier sometime,

00:53:56.920 if they haven't seen one,

00:53:58.060 they will be like, 0.99

00:53:59.020 what the fuck is this? 0.99

00:53:59.720 They'll think it's counterfeit. 0.99

00:54:00.920 Yeah.

00:54:01.060 Yeah.

00:54:01.580 They'll straight up like,

00:54:02.100 Thomas Jefferson,

00:54:03.220 he's not on one of these. 1.00

00:54:04.020 What the fuck is this shit? 1.00

00:54:07.460 That's what George Floyd tried to pay with. 1.00

00:54:09.740 It was actually,

00:54:10.300 it was actually,

00:54:11.520 it was,

00:54:12.580 it was 10 $2 bills.

00:54:14.660 Just like, 0.97

00:54:15.580 this isn't fucking real dude. 0.98

00:54:16.980 Yeah, 0.98

00:54:17.340 man,

00:54:17.700 he is,

00:54:17.900 man.

00:54:18.520 You're not a fan of your fake money,

00:54:19.840 son. 1.00

00:54:20.100 My grandma would be giving to me to this every fucking year on my birthday. 1.00

00:54:24.820 His grandmother was feeding his fentanyl habit. 0.99

00:54:28.240 He's buying fentanyl with $2 bills.

00:54:31.400 Like,

00:54:31.660 I want to make sure you don't have enough money to buy any more fentanyl,

00:54:33.920 George.

00:54:34.280 George.

00:54:34.660 And he's like,

00:54:35.500 well,

00:54:35.700 did you know?

00:54:37.260 That's right.

00:54:38.420 You're supposed to save those George.

00:54:40.300 They're going to be worth something someday.

00:54:42.100 You're saying this was just a huge misunderstanding then.

00:54:44.420 Right from the,

00:54:44.880 right from the jump.

00:54:45.540 Yeah.

00:54:46.620 Wow.

00:54:47.700 By the way,

00:54:48.260 they're talking about pardoning homeboy.

00:54:50.340 Yeah.

00:54:51.140 Pardoning George Floyd?

00:54:52.440 No.

00:54:55.120 He's already been pardoned for life,

00:54:56.820 man.

00:54:56.960 He got a massive televised funeral,

00:54:59.080 the gold cast.

00:55:00.120 Pardon my God.

00:55:00.960 They're going to,

00:55:01.260 they're going to pardon Derek. 0.99

00:55:02.100 She went to hell.

00:55:03.080 I don't really,

00:55:03.880 you know, 0.95

00:55:04.220 what'd be really fucked up is if they pardon, 0.96

00:55:06.500 uh, 0.98

00:55:06.920 Derek Chauvin and they don't pardon the Asian and the Mexican that also got put in 0.99

00:55:10.460 prison for that.

00:55:11.520 That'd be funny. 0.89

00:55:12.260 just the white guy.

00:55:13.240 That'd be perfect.

00:55:14.060 They got put in prison too.

00:55:15.260 Yeah.

00:55:16.180 Yeah.

00:55:16.700 Cole's right.

00:55:17.180 I don't care about that. 0.86

00:55:17.840 Just free the white guy. 0.94

00:55:19.200 That's not cool at all. 0.87

00:55:20.560 Yeah.

00:55:20.740 They shouldn't,

00:55:21.620 they didn't kneel on his neck.

00:55:22.680 They kind of just stand around.

00:55:24.500 Yeah.

00:55:24.780 But they're not white.

00:55:26.160 So they had,

00:55:26.720 they had a responsibility to intercede.

00:55:29.580 Yeah.

00:55:30.020 $2.

00:55:30.680 Fent is like the two buck chalk of fentanyl.

00:55:33.120 No, 1.00

00:55:33.440 fuck that. 1.00

00:55:33.820 I'm completely on the other side now. 0.99

00:55:35.140 Cause like at first I saw him going around and it's a fun meme to be like,

00:55:38.800 yeah,

00:55:39.560 release Chauvin,

00:55:40.400 but I'm like, 1.00

00:55:40.820 fuck this cop. 1.00

00:55:41.600 Like, 1.00

00:55:41.820 yeah,

00:55:42.920 I don't care about him,

00:55:43.640 but now I'm kind of like, 0.99

00:55:44.500 damn, 0.99

00:55:44.640 they put on a show. 1.00

00:55:46.640 That's fucked up. 1.00

00:55:47.540 They were just, 0.99

00:55:48.180 uh,

00:55:48.680 you know,

00:55:49.080 following orders.

00:55:50.120 I know,

00:55:50.700 I know for a fact the Asian dude got locked up. 0.96

00:55:52.880 I think the other guy did too,

00:55:54.280 but I can't remember for sure.

00:55:55.700 So how long you been waiting to make that joke?

00:55:58.720 Uh,

00:55:59.180 since George Floyd was killed three years,

00:56:03.080 three long years. 0.99

00:56:04.420 We've been fucking waiting. 0.99

00:56:05.120 Or sorry, 1.00

00:56:05.640 since a fentanyl was what killed them now.

00:56:07.940 I mean,

00:56:08.260 it's,

00:56:08.520 here's a good question for you.

00:56:10.180 It's inevitable that people will riot.

00:56:11.920 If,

00:56:12.320 uh,

00:56:13.200 if Chauvin gets released,

00:56:14.260 is it worth doing?

00:56:16.900 I think,

00:56:17.600 I think a good,

00:56:18.220 we,

00:56:18.400 we,

00:56:18.580 we haven't had a good riot in a while.

00:56:20.200 It's been since 20,

00:56:21.820 what?

00:56:22.120 Since.

00:56:22.520 Yeah.

00:56:22.860 It'll make that side look really bad.

00:56:25.140 Yeah.

00:56:25.400 So if he,

00:56:26.140 if I don't care about making them look bad,

00:56:27.500 I just like a good riot.

00:56:28.860 If he gets released,

00:56:30.320 if he gets released,

00:56:31.580 would you record a high quality version of nigga? 0.77

00:56:35.200 How Hitler, 0.96

00:56:36.380 like mic'd up,

00:56:37.660 plugged in with your ukulele,

00:56:39.700 high quality camera,

00:56:40.900 like produced,

00:56:41.880 would you,

00:56:42.240 would you upload that?

00:56:43.420 And it'd be like,

00:56:44.100 this is for probably,

00:56:45.820 I mean, 0.99

00:56:46.160 what we ought to do is make a fucking, 0.99

00:56:48.120 a professional music video. 0.99

00:56:50.220 Dude,

00:56:50.700 I uploaded this one thinking that it would get like almost no views.

00:56:54.060 Dude,

00:56:54.400 mid riot.

00:56:55.040 How cool would that be like a man in the street type of video style,

00:56:59.040 like mid riot,

00:57:00.120 like Molotov cocktails. 1.00

00:57:01.300 Kill, 1.00

00:57:01.540 kill toad, 1.00

00:57:02.420 run, 1.00

00:57:02.740 kill toad. 1.00

00:57:03.360 Run on the ukulele. 0.94

00:57:04.800 Mad Max.

00:57:06.200 My biggest.

00:57:07.100 Mad Max style. 1.00

00:57:08.080 Toad is just like strapped to the front of a fucking monster truck. 0.99

00:57:11.100 My biggest ukulele cover before this was like probably 200 views, 0.99

00:57:14.360 like 200 likes.

00:57:15.280 I mean,

00:57:15.780 I know.

00:57:16.040 What if,

00:57:16.400 what if, 0.97

00:57:16.980 what if the proud boys take your rendition of nigga, 0.98

00:57:19.160 how Hitler, 0.97

00:57:19.620 and they make it their,

00:57:20.460 their like,

00:57:22.040 like their entry music whenever they go anywhere.

00:57:24.420 Okay.

00:57:24.780 That'd be awesome.

00:57:25.620 Let me tell you something.

00:57:26.540 Let me tell you something.

00:57:27.020 I love it.

00:57:27.960 David has been,

00:57:29.240 he called me like eight in the morning the other day and he's like,

00:57:31.620 listen,

00:57:31.960 man,

00:57:32.140 this is what you got to do.

00:57:33.100 All right.

00:57:33.900 At the end of the show,

00:57:35.120 toad goes up there and sings how Hitler,

00:57:39.060 Owen Benjamin,

00:57:39.600 who wants to do this duet with him.

00:57:41.500 He's like,

00:57:42.200 DM me.

00:57:42.780 So he's like,

00:57:43.140 can I do it with toad?

00:57:44.000 I said,

00:57:44.440 yeah,

00:57:44.660 absolutely.

00:57:45.080 He comes up,

00:57:46.460 he sings the entire song with you.

00:57:48.420 Then Dave says,

00:57:49.520 everybody that performed comes out and does like a curtain call and sings the

00:57:54.320 chorus,

00:57:54.920 how Hitler with you.

00:57:56.140 And I,

00:57:56.800 I told him,

00:57:57.500 I said,

00:57:57.680 do you understand how incredibly insane of an idea that is?

00:58:01.500 Like I can't normal to me.

00:58:04.440 That sounds normal to you.

00:58:06.280 Yeah.

00:58:07.840 Honestly,

00:58:08.400 honestly,

00:58:08.720 it's the type of,

00:58:09.460 it's the type of 32nd clip that gets us put on like, 0.98

00:58:14.120 like watch list and shit, 0.99

00:58:15.920 like real watch list. 0.99

00:58:16.980 I thought you were going to say that. 1.00

00:58:18.080 Fuck. 1.00

00:58:18.380 Yeah. 1.00

00:58:19.420 Um,

00:58:19.820 just to give the details.

00:58:21.700 Cause I wasn't sure.

00:58:22.680 Derek Chauvin got sentenced to 22 and a half years.

00:58:24.760 Thomas Lane,

00:58:25.360 the Asian got two and a half years.

00:58:27.420 Uh,

00:58:27.660 J.

00:58:27.900 Alexander Quinn,

00:58:28.920 also an Asian got three and a half years and Tao Tao,

00:58:31.920 uh,

00:58:32.180 three and a half years.

00:58:32.860 So yeah,

00:58:33.580 wait,

00:58:33.840 wait,

00:58:34.160 Derek Chauvin got two and a half years,

00:58:36.120 22 and a half,

00:58:37.020 22,

00:58:37.340 22.

00:58:37.900 I was like,

00:58:38.180 the other guy got two and a half or three and a half.

00:58:40.860 Like that's great.

00:58:41.180 The other,

00:58:41.580 the other's got 2.5,

00:58:43.060 three and 3.5.

00:58:44.000 So they may be out already,

00:58:45.420 but yeah,

00:58:46.560 they might be out.

00:58:47.380 Yeah.

00:58:48.120 Well,

00:58:48.480 maybe the trial probably took a while.

00:58:49.980 So they,

00:58:50.500 they may still be at the end.

00:58:52.020 I got like time charge.

00:58:53.160 Usually a lot of times those long trials look at like,

00:58:55.640 uh,

00:58:56.360 time,

00:58:56.700 what's it called?

00:58:57.240 Time serve.

00:58:58.180 Yeah.

00:58:58.600 I kind of remember the trial happening.

00:59:00.200 Weren't there like a bunch of,

00:59:01.140 there were like a bunch of bad actors on the left.

00:59:03.500 There were like doxing people when the trial was happening.

00:59:06.580 If I remember correctly,

00:59:07.560 it was something crazy.

00:59:09.600 Huh?

00:59:09.920 You guys ready to do Lainey?

00:59:11.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:59:11.980 Let's fucking, 1.00

00:59:12.600 let's check it out. 0.99

00:59:15.020 Alainey Hobbamok production.

00:59:17.780 Let's check it out.

00:59:20.660 Clashes over symbols of the Confederacy have brought white supremacist hate groups

00:59:24.980 into the open that for years have operated in the shadows.

00:59:28.020 The number of Ku Klux Klan chapters is actually down,

00:59:31.880 but neo-Confederate and other groups are on the rise,

00:59:34.580 sometimes inspiring deadly attacks.

00:59:36.820 We are seeing more and more people who are not necessarily affiliated with any group,

00:59:42.140 uh,

00:59:42.460 but who have become highly interested in the movement and motivated to carry out in many cases,

00:59:47.620 real criminal violence.

00:59:49.340 Noting that trend,

00:59:50.240 a federal bulletin in May said the white supremacist extremist movement will likely continue to pose a threat of lethal violence.

00:59:57.120 After the 2015 shooting at a black church in South Carolina that killed nine,

01:00:02.280 pictures surfaced of the gunman with symbols of the Confederacy. 0.94

01:00:06.040 Nigga, 1.00

01:00:06.720 how it look.

01:00:08.200 They don't understand the things they say on Twitter.

01:00:11.480 Prompting calls to remove Confederate symbols from public places.

01:00:14.940 Charlottesville's decision in April to take down a statue of Robert E. Lee sparked three protests.

01:00:21.320 Demonstrations,

01:00:21.980 two in May in New Orleans over a Lee statute there,

01:00:24.900 and a similar one in June in Houston,

01:00:27.040 and just last weekend in San Antonio.

01:00:29.600 Today,

01:00:29.920 the president of the Jacksonville,

01:00:31.400 Florida city council called for an inventory of all such symbols on public property.

01:00:35.840 Is it okay to call a five-year-old child a nigger that is a nigger? 1.00

01:00:40.260 I'm just excited to talk about race realism. 0.88

01:01:03.140 You know how like rape used to be legal? 0.99

01:01:11.900 If a woman orgasms during rape, 1.00

01:01:13.580 it's not rape because she enjoyed it. 0.99

01:01:15.280 Everybody gets it.

01:01:18.300 Evisceration,

01:01:18.900 because I want to see him lean backwards as he screams. 1.00

01:01:21.740 Die, 1.00

01:01:22.280 faggot, 1.00

01:01:22.820 die. 1.00

01:01:23.160 I'm a Nazi, 0.99

01:01:24.100 yeah, 1.00

01:01:24.480 bitch, 1.00

01:01:24.820 I'm the villain. 1.00

01:01:30.400 Nigga, 1.00

01:01:30.880 how hitler? 0.95

01:01:33.580 Nigga, 1.00

01:01:34.060 how hitler?

01:01:35.500 They don't understand the things I say on Twitter. 0.95

01:01:39.960 Nigga, 1.00

01:01:40.480 how hitler?

01:01:41.680 They don't understand the things I say on Twitter. 0.94

01:01:45.260 All my niggas Nazis, 1.00

01:01:46.560 nigga, 1.00

01:01:46.920 how hitler? 0.97

01:01:48.200 Nigga, 1.00

01:01:48.520 how hitler? 0.95

01:01:49.720 Nigga, 1.00

01:01:50.120 how hitler? 0.69

01:01:51.520 All my niggas, 1.00

01:01:52.480 I'd call a baby a nigger. 1.00

01:01:56.160 I don't care. 1.00

01:01:56.920 Nigga, 1.00

01:01:57.260 it makes me feel good. 1.00

01:02:01.860 To love a man and to just fuck him a lot. 1.00

01:02:05.400 All you do, 1.00

01:02:05.980 you just think about the cock. 1.00

01:02:07.300 I almost said it out loud. 0.99

01:02:08.320 I'm not quite there yet. 0.96

01:02:09.340 I'm like nigger, 0.95

01:02:10.140 nigger, 1.00

01:02:11.080 nigger. 1.00

01:02:12.300 The word sounds phenomenal. 0.98

01:02:14.820 I don't know.

01:02:15.380 I don't know.

01:02:16.380 I don't know.

01:02:28.440 I'm hitler, 1.00

01:02:29.660 nigger. 1.00

01:02:29.820 Yeah, all my homies are nazis, like... 0.99

01:02:36.320 Well, this is why why we're tipping all of these nigger sayers because we're we're we're giving them the tips back at all 1.00

01:02:59.820 Oh my god! 0.99

01:03:11.820 Oh my god!

01:03:13.820 Oh my god!

01:03:14.820 Lainey!

01:03:16.820 What are you doing?

01:03:19.820 When you said Lainey it sounded like you were saying it to the tune of Hal Hitler. 0.52

01:03:25.820 Hal Lainey!

01:03:27.820 Whoa! 0.71

01:03:29.820 Yeah, that was an experience, man.

01:03:32.820 That was... 0.99

01:03:33.820 It's always a fucking... 0.99

01:03:34.820 It's the Lainey experience. 1.00

01:03:36.820 Look at Clint.

01:03:37.820 Clint is like...

01:03:38.820 I feel like you're having a hard time right now. 0.99

01:03:40.820 Dude, it's like sex. 1.00

01:03:42.820 In the ass? 1.00

01:03:44.820 Yeah, in the ass. 1.00

01:03:46.820 I didn't really love having the fucking German swastika flag right behind the Tower Gang logo. 1.00

01:03:53.820 And then the dead bodies was like... 0.99

01:03:59.820 I was alright with the logo.

01:04:00.820 We're creating culture over here at Tower Gang.

01:04:02.820 I didn't particularly enjoy the lady whose legs were kicking me. 1.00

01:04:09.820 His legs were dangling, dude. 1.00

01:04:11.820 I didn't particularly enjoy the homicide and the fucking... 0.99

01:04:14.820 She was just doing some like... 0.99

01:04:15.820 I thought she was just dancing. 0.99

01:04:16.820 Dead hangs.

01:04:17.820 You know?

01:04:18.820 She was just kind of sitting there.

01:04:19.820 She was just really hanging on trying to keep the grip.

01:04:20.820 I could do this funny thing with my legs.

01:04:21.820 Why didn't you just do some fancy feet? 0.97

01:04:23.820 Some like little jazzy hands.

01:04:25.820 I thought she was just... 0.99

01:04:26.820 There was one in there.

01:04:27.820 She was more walking.

01:04:28.820 It was a quick clip.

01:04:29.820 And I think I sent the clip to you.

01:04:31.820 I can't remember if I did or not.

01:04:32.820 But it was...

01:04:33.820 It's always like...

01:04:34.820 If we had a bingo card, it's like...

01:04:35.820 Toad...

01:04:36.820 Cole references a clip that you might have sent us.

01:04:38.820 Well, it was...

01:04:40.820 It was one...

01:04:41.820 It was a lady got hit by a car.

01:04:42.820 And the car went through like a building.

01:04:45.820 And then she just walks it off. 0.91

01:04:46.820 Like it's crazy to watch...

01:04:47.820 Oh yeah, yeah. 0.99

01:04:48.820 That black lady. 1.00

01:04:49.820 Yeah.

01:04:50.820 She was just hit by the car.

01:04:51.820 And then she just like... 0.98

01:04:53.820 Yeah, she was fat. 1.00

01:04:54.820 She didn't even feel it.

01:04:55.820 I do want to say though...

01:04:56.820 What I just realized about Laney Edits is that...

01:04:59.820 He's on the same trajectory as Kanye West.

01:05:02.820 Where like...

01:05:03.820 It's...

01:05:04.820 You know, like...

01:05:05.820 Black Klansman. 1.00

01:05:06.820 That shit 10 years ago. 1.00

01:05:07.820 And... 1.00

01:05:08.820 Niggas in Paris. 1.00

01:05:09.820 And then it's like...

01:05:10.820 It's evolving.

01:05:11.820 It's evolving.

01:05:12.820 Then he starts to wear this black... 1.00

01:05:13.820 The trajectory of sucking off your cousin. 1.00

01:05:14.820 It's all... 0.99

01:05:15.820 No, that already happened.

01:05:16.820 The all black KKK outfit.

01:05:18.820 And then he's like...

01:05:19.820 You know what?

01:05:20.820 And then Laney's like... 0.83

01:05:21.820 Same arc.

01:05:22.820 Like we just...

01:05:23.820 We're just going...

01:05:24.820 Like we're literally...

01:05:25.820 It's crescendoing into a Z Kyle. 0.70

01:05:26.820 You know what I mean?

01:05:27.820 It's crazy.

01:05:28.820 It's just...

01:05:29.820 When he did the four...

01:05:30.820 The boom, boom, boom.

01:05:31.820 Oh yeah.

01:05:32.820 With Toad.

01:05:33.820 Killed it.

01:05:34.820 It's a...

01:05:35.820 This is what I'm scared about with Bohemian Grove.

01:05:36.820 I'm scared that like...

01:05:37.820 We are going to literally be perceived...

01:05:39.820 Because we've gotten very good at it.

01:05:41.820 We've gotten very good at it.

01:05:42.820 Yeah.

01:05:43.820 I think that's the problem is that...

01:05:44.820 We're too good at it.

01:05:45.820 Remember that.

01:05:46.820 People started...

01:05:47.820 We're better than...

01:05:48.820 We're better than the actual Nazis. 0.89

01:05:49.820 Like the actual Nazis... 0.70

01:05:50.820 Why do people take us seriously?

01:05:51.820 The actual Nazis... 0.53

01:05:52.820 Because we're better than it...

01:05:53.820 Than the actual Nazis on Twitter. 0.99

01:05:54.820 They're fucking corny with it. 0.99

01:05:55.820 Yeah. 1.00

01:05:56.820 When we say Nazi shit, people are like... 1.00

01:05:57.820 Yo. 1.00

01:05:58.820 It's kind of cool.

01:05:59.820 What's funny is...

01:06:00.820 Toad was...

01:06:01.820 Earlier was like...

01:06:02.820 I'm not racist.

01:06:03.820 I didn't do this when he...

01:06:04.820 And then like...

01:06:05.820 Just like a little bit ago...

01:06:06.820 He goes...

01:06:07.820 Clint was like...

01:06:08.820 I didn't like this...

01:06:09.820 Behind our...

01:06:10.820 He was like...

01:06:11.820 I liked it.

01:06:12.820 I liked it a lot.

01:06:13.820 I liked it a lot.

01:06:14.820 It was pretty cool to me.

01:06:16.820 I don't understand why you would like that.

01:06:19.820 It's a cool design.

01:06:20.820 What do you...

01:06:21.820 It is a cool design.

01:06:22.820 I just want to see...

01:06:23.820 Just like what Toad does get brought into the HR office.

01:06:25.820 And then he's just like...

01:06:26.820 I'm not racist.

01:06:27.820 And they were like...

01:06:28.820 We got a couple clips to play for you.

01:06:30.820 It's just like...

01:06:31.820 Clips don't mean nothing, man.

01:06:33.820 Yeah.

01:06:34.820 Is that what you...

01:06:35.820 Is that what you'll say to them?

01:06:36.820 I just want to like...

01:06:37.820 I want to look at some of these things again.

01:06:39.820 I mean...

01:06:40.820 Can you imagine the nightmare of talking to HR...

01:06:42.820 But the context...

01:06:43.820 No, no.

01:06:44.820 We can't...

01:06:45.820 No.

01:06:46.820 Oh, God.

01:06:47.820 That's...

01:06:48.820 The dude...

01:06:49.820 The dead Chinese baby.

01:06:50.820 I didn't even know what I was...

01:06:51.820 That one.

01:06:52.820 This one is...

01:06:53.820 That was the worst one.

01:06:54.820 Come on, man.

01:06:55.820 It's wild.

01:06:56.820 Lainey, what are you doing to us, baby girl?

01:06:57.820 Baby girl.

01:06:58.820 It's...

01:06:59.820 Baby girl.

01:07:03.820 They're Lainey girls now, not Lainey boys.

01:07:05.820 Yeah, let's get the... 0.98

01:07:06.820 Let's get the fuck out of here with the... 1.00

01:07:08.820 From the Pores for now. 1.00

01:07:09.820 Yeah, fuck right. 0.99

01:07:10.820 I always try to get away from the Pores. 0.99

01:07:12.820 It's my life.

01:07:13.820 You live in Boston, man.

01:07:14.820 You live around Pores.

01:07:15.820 I feel like the first half an hour of the show was so disappointing that we can't...

01:07:19.820 We can't pay well the last half an hour.

01:07:21.820 That's my honest opinion.

01:07:22.820 I kind of agree, to be honest.

01:07:24.820 Okay.

01:07:25.820 All right.

01:07:26.820 Well...

01:07:27.820 It's...

01:07:28.820 It's hard to...

01:07:29.820 Because, like, when Toad does something viral, it's just not cool.

01:07:31.820 Yeah.

01:07:32.820 Well, the...

01:07:33.820 The problem is, is that, like, any of us do something viral and we talk about it, we're

01:07:36.820 going to have a good time with it.

01:07:38.820 He does something viral and we want to talk about it and he's just like, I'm going to piss

01:07:40.820 on your parade.

01:07:41.820 Yeah.

01:07:42.820 He was not.

01:07:43.820 He was just in a bad mood about it.

01:07:44.820 Like, he was just like...

01:07:45.820 No.

01:07:46.820 I'm just like, I'm scared.

01:07:47.820 Scared?

01:07:48.820 Why?

01:07:49.820 You want to talk about that a little bit?

01:07:51.820 Yeah.

01:07:52.820 Here's the thing.

01:07:53.820 Here's the thing.

01:07:54.820 I did lose my job because of things I said online and it wasn't even because I went viral.

01:07:58.820 They don't understand the things you say on Twitter.

01:08:00.820 I was just going to say, Cole, do you sure they don't understand the things you say

01:08:03.820 on Twitter?

01:08:04.820 What?

01:08:05.820 Cole, do you sure they don't understand the things you say on Twitter?

01:08:08.820 Yeah.

01:08:09.820 Yes.

01:08:10.820 But, uh, but what I was, but like, I still came on and I still had fun and like Toad is

01:08:15.820 in a better financial situation than I was in that situation.

01:08:19.820 Like 100%.

01:08:20.820 And he's, yeah, he still is probably.

01:08:22.820 I mean, he has no wife, no kids, no like dependents.

01:08:26.820 No trailer.

01:08:27.820 With money.

01:08:28.820 Sometimes I just don't want to do this anymore.

01:08:30.820 I have never seen anything like this, man. 0.98

01:08:33.820 And he's being more of a bitch about it than I was. 0.99

01:08:36.820 When, when his beard is grown out, he looks particularly suicidal. 0.99

01:08:39.820 Don't ever do that again.

01:08:40.820 Toad.

01:08:41.820 Wait, why?

01:08:42.820 What?

01:08:43.820 When your beard's really grown out.

01:08:44.820 Yeah.

01:08:45.820 It, it, it adds to the feeling of like, yeah, sometimes I don't want to do this anymore.

01:08:48.820 I was just thinking that it looked good.

01:08:50.820 I was like, I gotta grab that.

01:08:51.820 I thought it kind of looked good too.

01:08:52.820 Not gonna lie.

01:08:53.820 It looks okay, but it's the, it's the energy with which you making these suicidal threats.

01:08:57.820 It makes, it makes them feel more legitimate.

01:08:58.820 All right.

01:08:59.820 So are we kicking the pores out? 1.00

01:09:00.820 Are we?

01:09:01.820 I'm more serious with the beard.

01:09:02.820 Yeah.

01:09:03.820 Do whatever you want.

01:09:04.820 I'm just saying.

01:09:05.820 First half an hour was back.

01:09:06.820 We got some more, uh, some more content, some more videos and stuff.

01:09:09.820 I'll give you that.

01:09:11.820 I like that.

01:09:12.820 That goes pretty hard actually.

01:09:13.820 It's a new t-shirt.

01:09:14.820 It's gonna be dropping soon.

01:09:15.820 Top Lops.

01:09:16.820 I'm getting back into it, man.

01:09:17.820 It's a solid.

01:09:18.820 Dude, you need to have like the eyes pop out. 0.99

01:09:20.820 Like, uh, you know, like the stupid disturbed symbol where they have like the eyes that like, 0.98

01:09:23.820 like the pulping through the dark or whatever. 0.99

01:09:25.820 Like you can see the.

01:09:26.820 Oh yeah.

01:09:27.820 We got it.

01:09:28.820 You know what I'm talking about.

01:09:29.820 I went crazy last night.

01:09:30.820 I didn't sleep last night.

01:09:31.820 I was making shirts.

01:09:33.820 Uh, we have another one.

01:09:34.820 This one, this one's ready.

01:09:35.820 And there's, there's like a bunch more that are ready to come out.

01:09:37.820 So.

01:09:42.820 Dude.

01:09:43.820 It's yeah. 0.99

01:09:44.820 We're going fucking hard. 0.97

01:09:45.820 We are going hard at everybody. 1.00

01:09:47.820 Indians, whoever. 0.99

01:09:48.820 We're keeping the pores, right?

01:09:49.820 Clint said we're keeping the pores.

01:09:50.820 I guess we're keeping the pores. 0.71

01:09:51.820 I think we ought to.

01:09:52.820 It's, it's my fault, man.

01:09:54.820 I do blame you.

01:09:55.820 Yeah.

01:09:56.820 Yeah.

01:09:57.820 Like once, when you, when you, when something happens, you gotta embrace it.

01:10:01.820 You just gotta be like, just, just, you, you lean in.

01:10:04.820 So we, we hit a really high point with Ian Croson last week.

01:10:07.820 It was like euphoria.

01:10:08.820 That episode was pretty awesome.

01:10:10.820 Then Cole came back and now he's like dampening the spirits again.

01:10:14.820 And here we are.

01:10:16.820 So I can leave again.

01:10:18.820 I can leave again. 1.00

01:10:19.820 I can just fucking. 0.99

01:10:20.820 You want to try that? 0.99

01:10:21.820 You guys like, we should have him leave. 1.00

01:10:22.820 I got, I did get my dick sucked during like, uh, last Wednesday. 1.00

01:10:25.820 You ain't getting it. 1.00

01:10:26.820 Calm down.

01:10:27.820 Sorry.

01:10:28.820 I didn't know.

01:10:29.820 I didn't come from a no, but I did. 0.98

01:10:30.820 Okay. 1.00

01:10:31.820 You say you're, you're saying that you could leave right now and go get your dick sucked 1.00

01:10:33.820 right now. 1.00

01:10:34.820 No, no, I can't not leave right now.

01:10:35.820 I'm just saying I, I did get, I've been in your shoes, brother. 1.00

01:10:38.820 You suck like that. 1.00

01:10:39.820 You suck like that. 1.00

01:10:40.820 It was good. 1.00

01:10:41.820 It was like 30 seconds, 30 seconds.

01:10:44.820 My God.

01:10:45.820 But the sex was like 30 minutes, probably. 0.59

01:10:49.820 Whoa.

01:10:50.820 30 seconds.

01:10:51.820 That's disrespectful.

01:10:52.820 Yeah.

01:10:53.820 Yeah. 1.00

01:10:54.820 Do you think your dick tastes bad? 1.00

01:10:56.820 I actually took a shower beforehand. 1.00

01:10:59.820 I took a shower and I, I washed it.

01:11:01.820 I got everything all nice and clean.

01:11:02.820 You should ask her. 1.00

01:11:03.820 Maybe your dick's sour. 1.00

01:11:04.820 You know what? 1.00

01:11:05.820 I washed every day. 0.99

01:11:07.820 Cole, you need to scratch your balls and you need to sniff and make sure, make sure everything's 0.99

01:11:12.820 all right there. 1.00

01:11:13.820 He scratches his butthole with his dick. 1.00

01:11:15.820 He does look like his dick would taste like shit, doesn't it? 1.00

01:11:19.820 I mean, I've been in the gym today. 1.00

01:11:20.820 He's a musky man.

01:11:21.820 No, no, that's not bad.

01:11:23.820 I don't know.

01:11:24.820 You didn't even think your feet smelled and your shoes were like.

01:11:27.820 No, no, no, no, no.

01:11:28.820 I knew my feet smelled.

01:11:29.820 No, no.

01:11:30.820 I knew my feet smelled.

01:11:31.820 I knew they smelled. 1.00

01:11:32.820 Cole's the type of nigga with a foul smelling dick. 1.00

01:11:34.820 Dude, those feet were so bad, dude. 1.00

01:11:38.820 The feet smell I knew was bad and it's happened.

01:11:41.820 What I want you to do is take your finger and rub it along the seam of like where your 0.99

01:11:46.820 foreskin meets your peen and then just taste it. 0.99

01:11:51.820 Taste it.

01:11:52.820 Maybe you have.

01:11:53.820 Maybe you have like.

01:11:54.820 I have gum in.

01:11:55.820 It's going to be different.

01:11:56.820 Maybe you have like wild pre-cum.

01:11:58.820 Maybe.

01:11:59.820 Do you have wild pre-cum?

01:12:00.820 You just like pre-cum?

01:12:01.820 No, no.

01:12:02.820 I feel like I get it on clamps.

01:12:05.820 I feel like I don't get pre-cum very much.

01:12:07.820 Yeah, I don't either.

01:12:08.820 All right.

01:12:09.820 Just climb down.

01:12:10.820 I do.

01:12:11.820 You have pre-cum?

01:12:12.820 Yeah. 1.00

01:12:13.820 You have pre-cum from like when you're jerking off? 0.99

01:12:16.820 Yeah. 1.00

01:12:17.820 That's sad.

01:12:18.820 You ever get post-cum?

01:12:19.820 Why is it sad?

01:12:21.820 What's post-cum? 1.00

01:12:22.820 You're just a weird liar, Toad. 0.99

01:12:24.820 I'm not lying about any of this. 1.00

01:12:27.820 What?

01:12:28.820 Wait up, wait up, wait up.

01:12:29.820 We're talking about post-cum?

01:12:30.820 I've got no pre or post-cum.

01:12:31.820 What are you talking about?

01:12:32.820 No. 1.00

01:12:33.820 I just have cum cum. 0.99

01:12:34.820 What the hell is post-cum? 0.99

01:12:35.820 It's just clarity. 0.99

01:12:36.820 I've just got cum! 0.95

01:12:37.820 I don't have pre or post-cum. 0.99

01:12:39.820 Cum is like, post-cum is like, yeah, yeah. 0.99

01:12:41.820 So like you cum and then like after like, I don't know, a little while you're like, oh shit, 1.00

01:12:44.820 it's like something else came out. 0.99

01:12:45.820 I was like, oh, sure.

01:12:46.820 Yeah.

01:12:47.820 I think I've had that.

01:12:49.820 Of course.

01:12:50.820 Yeah.

01:12:51.820 It's just a little, it's just like, it just wasn't.

01:12:53.820 It's the pipe.

01:12:54.820 The pipe has to be drained.

01:12:55.820 Yeah. 0.99

01:12:56.820 That's why like the dopest chicks on the planet will just like suck into the pipe. 1.00

01:13:00.820 Yeah. 0.99

01:13:01.820 They're like, yeah.

01:13:02.820 Get every last drop out. 0.65

01:13:03.820 You remember when I pissed cum though and I hadn't even cum at any point. 0.89

01:13:08.820 Yeah. 0.91

01:13:09.820 I was right there with you, Toad.

01:13:10.820 Yeah.

01:13:11.820 I was right there.

01:13:12.820 I remember it.

01:13:13.820 I thought you became blood.

01:13:14.820 No.

01:13:15.820 The made up story is different every time.

01:13:17.820 No.

01:13:18.820 During, during the, during.

01:13:19.820 That was a different lie.

01:13:20.820 No, no, no.

01:13:21.820 During the day of 32, I was like shooting blanks.

01:13:23.820 It was painful.

01:13:24.820 There wasn't any blood.

01:13:25.820 No.

01:13:26.820 This other time. 0.98

01:13:27.820 No, I was taking a piss and cum came out. 0.98

01:13:29.820 It was like the middle of the day and I hadn't jerked off for probably a few days at 0.98

01:13:34.820 that point.

01:13:35.820 I'm like.

01:13:36.820 A few days.

01:13:37.820 And his body's like, gotta get it out. 1.00

01:13:38.820 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00

01:13:39.820 Like, just dump it with the piss. 1.00

01:13:41.820 Just dump it with the piss. 1.00

01:13:42.820 We gotta cum. 1.00

01:13:43.820 We gotta cum now. 0.99

01:13:44.820 Yeah. 0.99

01:13:45.820 We used to cum ten times. 0.98

01:13:46.820 Was it delayed post-cum? 0.97

01:13:47.820 Like what was that?

01:13:48.820 Honest question for you. 0.97

01:13:49.820 Did the, did the cum during the piss, did it come out, was it like piss cum piss? 0.97

01:13:53.820 Or was it like cum piss? 0.93

01:13:54.820 Oh, did it come in a normal cum spurt while you're pissing? 0.96

01:13:57.820 Like you're peeing and, you know, like you get like. 0.88

01:14:00.820 Yeah.

01:14:01.820 It was.

01:14:02.820 So like you're peeing and then like. 0.99

01:14:03.820 It was like I went to take a piss and the first thing that came out was cum. 0.99

01:14:07.820 Okay. 0.99

01:14:08.820 So it was, it was cum piss. 0.99

01:14:09.820 So you pissed out your cum. 0.99

01:14:10.820 Yeah. 0.99

01:14:11.820 Wow.

01:14:12.820 I guess. 1.00

01:14:13.820 You're such a fucking liar. 1.00

01:14:14.820 Yeah. 1.00

01:14:15.820 I'm not.

01:14:16.820 She might be right because I think that wasn't, I think you had pus. 1.00

01:14:18.820 I think pus came out.

01:14:19.820 Yeah.

01:14:20.820 That's a lie.

01:14:21.820 Yeah. 0.94

01:14:22.820 How did you know it was cum? 0.95

01:14:23.820 That's a good question. 0.99

01:14:24.820 Did you eat it? 0.98

01:14:25.820 How'd you know it was cum? 0.99

01:14:26.820 Because I cum constantly. 0.99

01:14:27.820 Because I cum constantly. 0.98

01:14:28.820 No, but how did you know? 0.96

01:14:29.820 I knew. 0.97

01:14:30.820 If anyone could identify cum, it's me. 0.97

01:14:32.820 Yeah. 0.99

01:14:33.820 Yeah.

01:14:34.820 By the way, I looked it up.

01:14:35.820 Smell the taste. 0.98

01:14:36.820 I know my cum, man. 0.99

01:14:37.820 Eight years ago, an Argentinian man broke the masturbation world record for 83 times 0.99

01:14:44.820 in 24 hours. 1.00

01:14:45.820 So he beat the fuck out of you, Toad. 1.00

01:14:46.820 I'm going to go kill that guy. 1.00

01:14:47.820 Back the fuck off. 1.00

01:14:48.820 He's lying, dude. 1.00

01:14:50.820 That dude's dick game is fire. 1.00

01:14:52.820 There's no way. 1.00

01:14:53.820 I don't even think that's possible.

01:14:54.820 Well, he did it.

01:14:56.820 That isn't actually a pretty crazy amount.

01:14:58.820 That's 83 times.

01:14:59.820 Now I have to try to do 84 at the age of four.

01:15:03.820 Continuously.

01:15:04.820 That's insane.

01:15:05.820 I'm going to go for 84, dude.

01:15:07.820 That is insane.

01:15:08.820 You should do a Guinness Book of World Records with it.

01:15:09.820 Because that means they have to be there.

01:15:11.820 Should I call them up?

01:15:12.820 Hey, guys. 0.99

01:15:13.820 I'm going to cum. 1.00

01:15:14.820 This is a defined jerking off in a very dewy way. 0.99

01:15:18.820 Like it's like three jerks in their counts or something. 0.98

01:15:21.820 Isn't it weird? 1.00

01:15:22.820 I feel like Bonnie Blue is making me hate women. 1.00

01:15:25.820 You guys feel that? 0.99

01:15:26.820 Yeah, she's awful. 0.94

01:15:27.820 It's crazy. 0.97

01:15:28.820 That doesn't sound weird to me now.

01:15:30.820 Every time I see her on my feed, I'm madder.

01:15:34.820 That's a normal reaction.

01:15:35.820 The other problem is like she's not good looking either. 0.99

01:15:37.820 No.

01:15:38.820 She's not really like.

01:15:39.820 Yeah, she's totally running. 1.00

01:15:40.820 She's very mid. 0.94

01:15:41.820 She's sitting down there and she's like being asked about.

01:15:43.820 She's like, so what's the most you ever did?

01:15:45.820 You did 1,000 in a day.

01:15:46.820 She's like, actually, actually, I did 1,048 because 48 was still standing in the corridor

01:15:51.820 and I had to make sure that none of them went home sad. 1.00

01:15:53.820 I'm just like, fuck. 1.00

01:15:55.820 I just want to like jump through my screen and choke her. 1.00

01:15:57.820 I think all 1,048 of them went home sad, actually.

01:16:00.820 I just did 48 of them for the sport of it.

01:16:04.820 I think. 0.99

01:16:05.820 Can you imagine having been fucked by a thousand dudes and being like, I can handle 48 more. 0.98

01:16:11.820 I got to do it for the fans like you're looking at it like when you're done with an event. 0.99

01:16:15.820 You're like, well, I got to.

01:16:16.820 I got to take a minute.

01:16:17.820 Shake some hands. 0.97

01:16:18.820 She's like, well, those 48 other cocks. 1.00

01:16:20.820 48 more is a lot of fucking dicks. 1.00

01:16:22.820 It's a lot of dicks. 1.00

01:16:23.820 Yeah. 1.00

01:16:24.820 After a thousand.

01:16:25.820 Yeah, I do.

01:16:26.820 I feel like it.

01:16:27.820 I mean, yeah, that's like saying.

01:16:29.820 All right.

01:16:30.820 Well, what's if you can do a thousand?

01:16:31.820 What's two thousand? 0.91

01:16:32.820 It's 48 dicks after a thousand. 1.00

01:16:34.820 Fucking slips right through. 1.00

01:16:36.820 No. 1.00

01:16:37.820 He.

01:16:38.820 Top is right.

01:16:39.820 It's all relative, man.

01:16:40.820 This is it's sexual relativism. 0.97

01:16:45.820 Yeah.

01:16:46.820 There it is.

01:16:48.820 Mm hmm.

01:16:51.820 Man, I wish we were behind the paywall.

01:16:52.820 So no one.

01:16:54.820 I don't know.

01:16:57.820 I thought somebody was going to say something.

01:16:59.820 I don't know.

01:17:00.820 No, we just let you out there, buddy.

01:17:03.820 Oh, that's like the meanest thing to do.

01:17:05.820 That was weird.

01:17:06.820 Yeah, that's it's like a Nick Ashley thing.

01:17:09.820 It is, right?

01:17:10.820 I wish we were behind the paywall genuinely so that that joke was only heard by like.

01:17:14.820 You're the one who told us not to.

01:17:16.820 No, I know it's on me.

01:17:17.820 It's on me, but I didn't.

01:17:18.820 He feels bad.

01:17:19.820 You didn't.

01:17:20.820 You didn't.

01:17:21.820 It wasn't even a joke.

01:17:22.820 It was just I was being.

01:17:23.820 No, but he should.

01:17:24.820 He should have known that you have that in you tonight.

01:17:26.820 Yeah, I should have known.

01:17:27.820 I should have known better.

01:17:28.820 Yeah.

01:17:29.820 I have a lot of me tonight.

01:17:31.820 Yeah, no.

01:17:32.820 But Clint, you're right.

01:17:33.820 I think but it's not.

01:17:34.820 I think Bonnie Blue is not necessarily.

01:17:36.820 It's it's more like the straw that broke the camel's back with me because it's like I've

01:17:40.820 been seeing so many of the OnlyFans girls like just getting like that whatever podcast 0.91

01:17:44.820 when they kept in like interviewing them.

01:17:46.820 Interviewing them.

01:17:47.820 And I think that's where it started at.

01:17:48.820 But just started interviewing them.

01:17:50.820 Yeah, no, that that certainly put me on the path towards misogyny.

01:17:53.820 But I will say this, though, in defense of that other broad who who's an OnlyFans chick, 0.98

01:17:57.820 Sophie or whatever the fuck her name is. 0.99

01:17:59.820 And she she was doing some like shitty tick tock dance on her private jet that she just brought 1.00

01:18:06.820 a private jet with the money from her tick tock. 1.00

01:18:09.820 Well, yeah, maybe maybe it's bullshit. 0.99

01:18:11.820 I don't care. 0.99

01:18:12.820 But here's the point I was going to get at. 0.99

01:18:14.820 I see the Bonnie Blues of the world and her other fucking her Harpy friend, the other 1.00

01:18:18.820 Brit. 0.99

01:18:19.820 And I'm like, they make me mad.

01:18:22.820 Yeah, you know all their names.

01:18:23.820 This is crazy. 1.00

01:18:24.820 And then the chick that got the private jet, though, I was like, get your bag, bitch. 1.00

01:18:28.820 Is that weird to have that energy? 1.00

01:18:30.820 I was like, I hate the other two.

01:18:31.820 But the Sophie chick, I was like, just don't like English people. 0.99

01:18:34.820 Maybe that's it.

01:18:35.820 Well, do you remember?

01:18:36.820 Yeah.

01:18:37.820 Do you remember when Sophie was complaining that she was like a scam? 0.99

01:18:39.820 She's not getting like decked down by a thousand plus fucking dude. 0.99

01:18:43.820 So she was claiming that she was a virgin, though. 1.00

01:18:46.820 And it's like you literally have videos getting fucked by dudes. 0.99

01:18:50.820 What are you talking about? 0.99

01:18:51.820 Which way do you think the sexual spiritual energy goes at this point? 1.00

01:18:55.820 Like if you fuck a girl. 1.00

01:18:56.820 Nigga, we don't care about that. 1.00

01:18:58.820 Why not?

01:18:59.820 Like, look at.

01:19:00.820 No, no, no.

01:19:01.820 No, no, no.

01:19:02.820 That's not funny.

01:19:03.820 It's not.

01:19:04.820 It's not about funny.

01:19:05.820 Look at.

01:19:06.820 The show's about funny. 0.99

01:19:07.820 This nigga. 1.00

01:19:08.820 This isn't. 0.99

01:19:09.820 Today.

01:19:10.820 After.

01:19:11.820 After his performance last week.

01:19:12.820 No, it's a.

01:19:13.820 It's a legitimate question.

01:19:14.820 When you look in her eyes, like he can't figure out how to get himself on.

01:19:16.820 No, because I got logged out.

01:19:17.820 So I can't put myself back in.

01:19:19.820 That's right.

01:19:20.820 Get him out of here.

01:19:21.820 All right.

01:19:22.820 Yeah.

01:19:23.820 Yeah.

01:19:24.820 When you look at her eyes, there's nothing there.

01:19:25.820 But is she like stealing energy? 0.97

01:19:27.820 Energy.

01:19:28.820 Is she a succubus or.

01:19:30.820 Sure.

01:19:31.820 Which way does that go? 0.99

01:19:32.820 Like, oh, the guy's sucking energy. 1.00

01:19:34.820 I feel like they, they suck souls out of dicks and then they shit out. 1.00

01:19:39.820 I don't know. 1.00

01:19:40.820 Carcasses.

01:19:41.820 Well, you know what happens?

01:19:42.820 Hurt people.

01:19:43.820 Hurt people. 0.98

01:19:44.820 Hurt people, dude. 0.95

01:19:45.820 You know what happens with succubi, right? 1.00

01:19:47.820 Like you, if you fuck succubi, yeah, you create like Nephilim babies. 1.00

01:19:52.820 No, you don't understand this shit. 1.00

01:19:54.820 You gotta read it. 1.00

01:19:55.820 I think Toad is just trying to throw shit at the wall. 0.99

01:19:57.820 He's like. 0.99

01:19:58.820 No, it says so in the Zohar, man. 1.00

01:20:00.820 Well, Zohar is fucking garbage. 1.00

01:20:02.820 It's not the Christian Bible. 1.00

01:20:03.820 You fucking idiot. 1.00

01:20:04.820 I don't know if it's wrong though. 1.00

01:20:06.820 You read the Zohar?

01:20:08.820 Parts of it.

01:20:10.820 It's a tiny book, dude.

01:20:12.820 You didn't finish it?

01:20:13.820 No.

01:20:14.820 Jesus Christ. 0.99

01:20:15.820 I only skipped to the parts about, about like masturbating and.

01:20:19.820 How would you skip to the parts of a book? 1.00

01:20:21.820 And fucking succubi. 0.99

01:20:22.820 How do you know how to skip, skip to what, what, where did you skip to? 1.00

01:20:27.820 How'd you skip? 1.00

01:20:28.820 I skipped the pussy. 1.00

01:20:29.820 He has the Zohar chapter and verse. 0.97

01:20:31.820 It's like, it's like, it's actually like this.

01:20:32.820 Yeah.

01:20:33.820 He has the footnotes.

01:20:34.820 So it tells him. 1.00

01:20:35.820 He's like age 46 has the dope shit in it. 1.00

01:20:38.820 Pretty much. 1.00

01:20:39.820 Yeah.

01:20:40.820 You're weird, dude.

01:20:41.820 You're consistently.

01:20:42.820 I used to believe you.

01:20:43.820 Now I feel like you're lying about everything.

01:20:44.820 Dude. 1.00

01:20:45.820 He is a liar. 1.00

01:20:46.820 He's a liar. 1.00

01:20:47.820 I've been saying it for forever. 1.00

01:20:48.820 He's a fucking liar. 1.00

01:20:49.820 No. 1.00

01:20:50.820 You're a bad person, dude. 1.00

01:20:52.820 You deserve what's coming to you. 1.00

01:20:54.820 I'm a bad person. 0.91

01:20:55.820 You lie to the people.

01:20:57.820 I actually don't. 0.99

01:20:59.820 When I, when I make up shit on the show, it's to be funny. 0.99

01:21:02.820 You just make up shit to like, like flex on us. 0.99

01:21:05.820 You're like, oh yeah, I read the Zohar. 0.99

01:21:06.820 And like, no, you didn't.

01:21:07.820 I was just thinking about this the other day. 0.94

01:21:09.820 Toad is the type of nigga that like completely misunderstands comedy. 1.00

01:21:13.820 So it was like, he does the whole yes and thing, but he just plays it off as real. 0.86

01:21:18.820 And just like, but like, we're like me and you can make up something.

01:21:21.820 And then a minute later ago, I was just kidding.

01:21:23.820 I made that up.

01:21:24.820 But we were able to understand that like that was made up for the purpose of comedy.

01:21:28.820 But he's so like autistic that he's just like, nope, that's what I do now. 1.00

01:21:32.820 That's, that's no, I fucking came blood that one time. 0.98

01:21:35.820 I said I didn't. 0.99

01:21:36.820 This is insane. 0.99

01:21:37.820 You're like, yup, I cum blood. 0.99

01:21:39.820 Yeah. 0.98

01:21:40.820 I mean, that's a cannibal course. 0.93

01:21:42.820 Why would you cum blood, Toad? 0.96

01:21:43.820 That's crazy that you did that. 0.98

01:21:44.820 Oh my God. 0.99

01:21:45.820 I still don't understand the chronology of pissing out cum. 0.99

01:21:48.820 That's fucking strange, dude. 0.99

01:21:49.820 Yeah. 0.99

01:21:50.820 Well, I know.

01:21:51.820 I don't understand it.

01:21:52.820 I was freaked out.

01:21:53.820 That's why as soon as it happened, I messaged you.

01:21:55.820 Yeah.

01:21:56.820 You shot blood from your leg is what you said.

01:21:57.820 That's the story.

01:21:58.820 Oh yes.

01:21:59.820 You're right.

01:22:00.820 I did say that.

01:22:01.820 That's true.

01:22:02.820 That was remembering your stories now.

01:22:03.820 No, that's true.

01:22:04.820 You're right.

01:22:05.820 You're right.

01:22:06.820 I did tell that story.

01:22:07.820 I did tell that lie that one time.

01:22:08.820 You can't keep getting away with it.

01:22:13.820 It's not a lie.

01:22:14.820 Like I don't even know how I would even conceive of that.

01:22:16.820 That was literally the first time I orgasmed blood.

01:22:18.820 How would I even think of a lie like that?

01:22:20.820 Yeah.

01:22:21.820 The first time I orgasmed blood shot out of my left thigh.

01:22:24.820 That is true.

01:22:25.820 So you've, you've gained blood and you've also had blood shoot out of your thigh.

01:22:29.820 No, I didn't come blood.

01:22:30.820 I, that never, no, I said that didn't happen.

01:22:33.820 The first time I orgasmed, I think it was a dry.

01:22:36.820 It was blood. 0.96

01:22:37.820 It was blood cum. 0.96

01:22:38.820 No, it was a dry orgasm and blood came out of my thigh instead. 0.95

01:22:41.820 So I was freaked out.

01:22:42.820 He's like, guys, guys, I didn't cum blood. 0.80

01:22:44.820 I bled when I came and I pissed cum. 0.87

01:22:46.820 Right. 0.99

01:22:47.820 It was like fucking right. 0.99

01:22:48.820 It was like, God was telling me to like not masturbate or something. 0.99

01:22:51.820 This is easy. 0.98

01:22:52.820 This is articulate fire. 1.00

01:22:53.820 Because it's like, holy shit. 1.00

01:22:54.820 Every time, every time I masturbate, blood like shoots out of my thigh. 1.00

01:22:57.820 Like I can't do that. 0.99

01:22:58.820 I think he's making this one up, guys.

01:23:00.820 I'm not.

01:23:01.820 I'm absolutely not. 0.98

01:23:02.820 And I come pissed and I pissed cum. 0.99

01:23:04.820 Not, not only did that happen, but it was like dick, it's a flamethrower. 0.99

01:23:07.820 No, it was, I'm not making this up. 0.98

01:23:10.820 It was like this, like.

01:23:12.820 He's gonna be holding court, guys.

01:23:13.820 Don't worry.

01:23:14.820 He's gonna be captivating the audience.

01:23:16.820 Just people just.

01:23:17.820 It was like this thin stream of blood.

01:23:19.820 It was, and it was, it was just bursting out of my thigh and it wouldn't stop.

01:23:23.820 I'm not kidding.

01:23:24.820 And then I, I had to get it cauterized.

01:23:25.820 And there were seven seals.

01:23:26.820 It's in the Zoar.

01:23:29.820 It's in the Zoar.

01:23:30.820 Yeah, dude.

01:23:31.820 I had to go to, I had to go to the ER for this.

01:23:33.820 ER.

01:23:34.820 Or I, well, I went to like a, a doctor.

01:23:36.820 It sounds like, it sounds like a missing chapter of Revelation.

01:23:39.820 I went to my, uh, well, I think I was seeing a pediatrician at the time.

01:23:42.820 Cause I was like 11 or 12. 0.99

01:23:44.820 And that, that was the pediatrician that also told my mom that I have a big dick at one point. 0.99

01:23:49.820 Yeah. 0.99

01:23:50.820 I'm not even kidding.

01:23:51.820 These stories are true, dog.

01:23:52.820 He was an Asian, Asian pediatrician though.

01:23:55.820 He's just rolled.

01:23:56.820 I had to roll with at least, I have counting seven or eight different stories that were

01:23:59.820 live back to back to back.

01:24:00.820 None of this is live.

01:24:01.820 It makes no sense.

01:24:02.820 Dude.

01:24:03.820 It's, it's, I swear.

01:24:04.820 Now all of you are turning now and are like finally coming on my side and be like all of

01:24:07.820 it's live.

01:24:08.820 No, they're not coming. 0.72

01:24:09.820 The stories have stacked up to where they've become more and more ridiculous and they're 0.60

01:24:17.820 compounding upon each other. 0.91

01:24:19.820 You're like, you're like now you're like, it's clearly lies.

01:24:21.820 No.

01:24:22.820 I've already mentioned these things. 1.00

01:24:23.820 You're a liar. 1.00

01:24:24.820 You're, you lie. 1.00

01:24:25.820 Yes.

01:24:26.820 We understand.

01:24:27.820 You mentioned these things before.

01:24:28.820 When something happens that's out of the ordinary, I remember it and I'm able to tell it.

01:24:33.820 You know, like I'm, I'm just able to like relay the story in a captivating way.

01:24:38.820 In a shitty way. 0.99

01:24:39.820 A shitty way. 0.94

01:24:40.820 See, this is the thing that we were talking about in the beginning of the show. 0.99

01:24:43.820 He's holding court where people like fucking slayed that story. 0.97

01:24:46.820 You didn't. 0.98

01:24:47.820 It wasn't captivating.

01:24:48.820 We talked over you the whole time.

01:24:50.820 He doesn't.

01:24:51.820 Like I said, he doesn't have the social awareness to understand what captivation is.

01:24:54.820 Like we're, it's just like, there's people around.

01:24:57.820 There's like, they're a captive audience.

01:24:58.820 So they're captivated.

01:25:02.820 Kidnapping with their chains in my radiator.

01:25:04.820 And they're listening to me.

01:25:05.820 Like, because it's that thing of like, whenever someone's talking, you're like, how can I get

01:25:10.820 away from this?

01:25:11.820 Like, you're like, you do try to like walk away slowly from.

01:25:14.820 And you know what they'll do?

01:25:16.820 He'd be like kissy.

01:25:17.820 Like, he doesn't understand.

01:25:18.820 They'll be like, dude, that's crazy.

01:25:20.820 I gotta go.

01:25:21.820 And then they'll go back.

01:25:22.820 Everybody was sitting. 1.00

01:25:23.820 It's a crazy fucking story. 1.00

01:25:24.820 And they start talking faster to get you sucked back into it. 1.00

01:25:27.820 And you're like, fuck. 1.00

01:25:28.820 I don't think he heard me when he said I'm going. 1.00

01:25:30.820 So now I'm stuck here.

01:25:31.820 These are all actually true stories.

01:25:33.820 I'm out.

01:25:34.820 Okay.

01:25:35.820 Have you seen a doctor since we've diagnosed you with nuns? 1.00

01:25:38.820 Since we diagnosed you.

01:25:42.820 I'm not sure when my last physical was.

01:25:45.820 Oh my God.

01:25:46.820 This is an invitation for more lies.

01:25:47.820 All right.

01:25:48.820 Well, look, I'm just saying, I would like you to ask your doctor if they think you have

01:25:53.820 I just think it would be funny to hear what they say, what they say.

01:25:55.820 It'd be great.

01:25:56.820 That would actually be funny.

01:25:57.820 I can ask.

01:25:58.820 Yeah.

01:25:59.820 By the way.

01:26:00.820 By the way, guys, I want you guys to know this because I've talked about it on dangerous, 0.79

01:26:03.820 but I live across the street from a retard college. 0.95

01:26:07.820 Yeah. 0.97

01:26:08.820 I wasn't joking.

01:26:09.820 Yeah.

01:26:10.820 How has it been going for you?

01:26:11.820 Like with the retards? 1.00

01:26:12.820 Like, have you.

01:26:13.820 Can you go over there and just teach? 0.99

01:26:14.820 They have like fucking homies, man. 1.00

01:26:15.820 They they're always like. 1.00

01:26:16.820 All right.

01:26:17.820 So first off.

01:26:18.820 Real degree.

01:26:19.820 They all studies.

01:26:21.820 The school.

01:26:22.820 Wait, what level of school is it?

01:26:23.820 It's zoology.

01:26:24.820 They do college, dude.

01:26:25.820 They all work.

01:26:26.820 Hear me out.

01:26:27.820 Hear me out. 1.00

01:26:28.820 They all wear headphones when they walk around the street because they're all like fucking 0.99

01:26:31.820 spaz, you know? 0.99

01:26:32.820 Yeah.

01:26:33.820 But like.

01:26:34.820 They're all listening to Heil Hitler. 0.94

01:26:37.820 Them and black people. 0.99

01:26:38.820 Same thing.

01:26:39.820 Always.

01:26:40.820 They all have.

01:26:41.820 They all have lanyards.

01:26:42.820 They all have headphones. 0.65

01:26:43.820 Black people just like Blair their music. 0.99

01:26:44.820 These these dudes are fucking really respectful. 0.98

01:26:46.820 But also, like, I don't know if it's it's not it's not all of them. 0.98

01:26:50.820 40 to 50 percent of them walk around perma smiling, dude. 0.99

01:26:53.820 So they got their fucking headphones on. 1.00

01:26:55.820 They're smiling. 1.00

01:26:56.820 They're vibing with the day.

01:26:57.820 Like they they bring joy to my life.

01:27:01.820 Literally me.

01:27:02.820 Actually, I go.

01:27:03.820 I go on like two to three walks a day with my dog.

01:27:06.820 And then probably I have headphones in and I'm just smiling, just walking down the road.

01:27:09.820 That's right.

01:27:10.820 Yeah, it's probably what they see.

01:27:11.820 These people are so happy, man.

01:27:12.820 They're awesome.

01:27:13.820 I think honestly, I think your biggest your biggest mistake code was not not going full retard. 1.00

01:27:18.820 Toad, you should move to Leesburg and fucking go to the college. 0.99

01:27:22.820 Go to the college. 1.00

01:27:23.820 Can I enroll? 1.00

01:27:24.820 Become a certified retard. 0.99

01:27:26.820 Yeah. 0.99

01:27:27.820 Like I said, do some WWE studies. 0.99

01:27:29.820 Do some grilled cheese degree like and they probably because they love tits, too. 1.00

01:27:36.820 There's probably some kind of tits like studies you can do. 1.00

01:27:39.820 Oh, yeah. 0.91

01:27:40.820 That's part of the retardation, right? 1.00

01:27:42.820 Because they love tits, dude. 1.00

01:27:43.820 I got my doctorate in tits. 1.00

01:27:45.820 No, because. 0.99

01:27:46.820 No way.

01:27:47.820 You got ten booby. 1.00

01:27:49.820 Doctor tits. 1.00

01:27:50.820 Well, think about a song you did. 0.99

01:27:52.820 It's like, no way.

01:27:53.820 I believe you.

01:27:54.820 No, no, no.

01:27:55.820 That's like a form of retardation. 1.00

01:27:57.820 Toad would hold court.

01:27:58.820 Toad would hold court. 0.99

01:27:59.820 Toad, shut up. 0.99

01:28:00.820 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:28:01.820 He would hold court at the retard college. 0.99

01:28:03.820 Yeah. 1.00

01:28:04.820 All your bullshit stories would crush at the tard college. 1.00

01:28:06.820 Crush, dude. 1.00

01:28:07.820 You came, bud. 0.99

01:28:08.820 You blood came. 1.00

01:28:10.820 You pitch cum. 0.99

01:28:12.820 You pitch cum. 0.99

01:28:13.820 Toad's so cool. 0.99

01:28:16.820 I pitch cum blood, too. 0.99

01:28:18.820 Wait, so you did it. 0.99

01:28:19.820 Uncle nigga Heil Hitler. 1.00

01:28:20.820 And then you got boobies for it. 1.00

01:28:22.820 You got boobies. 0.95

01:28:23.820 Dude, honestly, that's probably our. 0.80

01:28:25.820 Yo.

01:28:26.820 All right.

01:28:27.820 Here's something crazy.

01:28:28.820 Clint, when we get this thing set up, we can probably do like a show every week of

01:28:31.820 Dangerous if we foster that audience.

01:28:34.820 Like if we just go to them and proselytize to them.

01:28:37.820 Oh, you're right. 0.99

01:28:38.820 Dude, we could be like, yo, fucking $10 every, every, every week. 0.99

01:28:42.820 And they fill out the crowd and they come and watch us. 0.99

01:28:44.820 And it'd be like, now, now you laugh.

01:28:45.820 We tell them.

01:28:46.820 And then they.

01:28:47.820 Honestly, honestly, though, I feel like we would get in a lot of trouble for radicalizing

01:28:50.820 the whole like 200 retards a week. 0.99

01:28:53.820 I think we could.

01:28:54.820 It's so our benefit when people get upset.

01:28:56.820 You're like, look at the community that this is building.

01:28:59.820 They're having a fun time.

01:29:00.820 Yeah. 0.96

01:29:01.820 They're saying nigger. 0.83

01:29:02.820 Oh, no. 0.97

01:29:03.820 But then like, you'll see them hanging out with a black guy. 0.59

01:29:05.820 Just fine.

01:29:06.820 It's just we're having fun.

01:29:07.820 Like.

01:29:08.820 It would be like that.

01:29:10.820 Go ahead.

01:29:11.820 I was at.

01:29:12.820 I was at porch tour with Robbie Bernstein.

01:29:14.820 And some lady like is chatting me up and she's like, yeah, where'd you move from? 0.91

01:29:19.820 Because I know you were in Miami because she's a fan of the show. 0.57

01:29:21.820 And I was like, oh, I moved up to Leesburg to do some other shit that I'm working on. 0.76

01:29:25.820 And she goes, she goes, oh, you went to Leesburg. 1.00

01:29:28.820 Fuck. 1.00

01:29:29.820 My son almost went to the college there. 1.00

01:29:31.820 And I was like, oh, immediately.

01:29:33.820 Oh, no. 1.00

01:29:34.820 Are you retarded son? 1.00

01:29:36.820 Your retarded went there? 1.00

01:29:37.820 Did you ask her? 1.00

01:29:38.820 Did you ask her?

01:29:39.820 No, I didn't ask her.

01:29:44.820 I love it.

01:29:45.820 I've seen that. 1.00

01:29:46.820 This guy must be the only mean retarded guy. 1.00

01:29:48.820 No, it's not me. 0.99

01:29:49.820 It's just funny.

01:29:50.820 It's hilarious, dog.

01:29:51.820 All right. 1.00

01:29:52.820 He's like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:29:53.820 Dude, I have a, um, I found a, uh, a band that is all retards. 1.00

01:29:58.820 Hold on, hold on.

01:29:59.820 That's like, I think this is the fascinating part of what you did, Toad.

01:30:02.820 And like, I've been breaking it down psychologically.

01:30:04.820 Cause it's like.

01:30:05.820 What?

01:30:06.820 The people that are attacking you, they are bad.

01:30:07.820 Like you, you tweeted at them.

01:30:09.820 Like, these are bad people.

01:30:10.820 And I'm like, I agree with you, Toad.

01:30:11.820 They are bad people.

01:30:12.820 Yeah.

01:30:13.820 But it's like, you're presenting them this thing. 0.91

01:30:15.820 You're saying, nigga, Heil Hitler, you're doing the Roman salute. 1.00

01:30:18.820 You're all my niggas, Nazis, shit like this, but you're clearly retarded. 1.00

01:30:22.820 So when they target you, it's like a clearly retarded person has done this extremely racist 1.00

01:30:28.820 thing. 0.85

01:30:29.820 And it's hard.

01:30:30.820 It's hard for them to be justified.

01:30:31.820 They should be justified.

01:30:32.820 What you did was extremely racist.

01:30:34.820 I think I know where you're going with this.

01:30:35.820 Oh, hold on.

01:30:36.820 Their response to what you did, Toad, is a hate crime because you're a protected class.

01:30:41.820 I get what you're getting at, Top.

01:30:43.820 You're getting at a kid's bop version of racist songs, but instead of with children, with 0.94

01:30:48.820 retarded people. 0.99

01:30:49.820 Yes.

01:30:50.820 Got it.

01:30:51.820 And now they're mad at it.

01:30:52.820 And it's like, it's almost like, how could you be?

01:30:55.820 Dude, he would bang.

01:30:56.820 Dude, that would slap. 0.96

01:30:57.820 Clint, we need to really work on like flyers and shit like that, that we just like litter 0.97

01:31:01.820 around the neighbor. 1.00

01:31:02.820 Flyers, that shit that like retards would like. 1.00

01:31:04.820 Top, Top, I'm telling you, Top, I'm telling you, you are jeopardizing our entire future. 1.00

01:31:09.820 Like you're putting all of our eggs in the retard basket and it's a perilous basket to put 1.00

01:31:13.820 it in.

01:31:14.820 Down to bop.

01:31:16.820 This is our audience, dude.

01:31:20.820 Like to get an audience.

01:31:22.820 No, no, no.

01:31:23.820 I think you're wrong.

01:31:24.820 I think our audience is like people that like to call themselves retarded that aren't retarded. 0.98

01:31:28.820 I don't think our audience is actually retarded. 0.99

01:31:30.820 These guys would fucking dig us. 0.99

01:31:32.820 They would think they were like super cool. 0.99

01:31:34.820 Like we're doing a podcast.

01:31:35.820 We have so much fun with it.

01:31:36.820 Podcasts are cool.

01:31:37.820 They're talking, oh, they're being like edgy.

01:31:39.820 Like these, the retarded people, the down syndrome people you see online, they're all edgy. 1.00

01:31:43.820 The mistake you're making is, the mistake you're making is that the parents of retards are 1.00

01:31:47.820 particularly, you know, precautious with their children.

01:31:50.820 And they're, they're going to be, they're going to be really disturbed when their kids 0.98

01:31:53.820 start to come home and reference toad one-liners and shit. 1.00

01:31:57.820 I think you underestimate the fucked up shit those kids already do. 1.00

01:32:01.820 Yeah. 1.00

01:32:02.820 Where are you going, Steven?

01:32:03.820 You go, I'm going to see Clinton top.

01:32:05.820 They're going to do a podcast.

01:32:07.820 And he's like, okay, honey, have fun.

01:32:09.820 And then he comes back and he's just like, did you know that 13% of the population. 0.98

01:32:14.820 I said nigger today. 0.99

01:32:16.820 And they go, that's nice to me. 0.81

01:32:18.820 Did you make any friends?

01:32:20.820 Like we're doing the community a service.

01:32:22.820 It would be.

01:32:23.820 I would like to be friends with these guys.

01:32:25.820 I just don't want to like, I don't want to have this entire town of non-retards turn 1.00

01:32:29.820 against us.

01:32:30.820 No, dude.

01:32:31.820 It's like a movie script.

01:32:32.820 One of those like really heartwarming movies.

01:32:34.820 I feel like they would turn against us.

01:32:36.820 They're like, you guys are trying to rat it. 1.00

01:32:37.820 Like you're trying to turn our retired college into a Nazi fucking meetup. 0.99

01:32:40.820 Like that's not a good idea. 0.99

01:32:41.820 Oh no.

01:32:42.820 We're just trying to make the race realist.

01:32:43.820 It's different.

01:32:44.820 Right.

01:32:45.820 Yeah.

01:32:46.820 Yeah.

01:32:47.820 They would enjoy.

01:32:48.820 I'm just so excited for a down syndrome. 1.00

01:32:49.820 Fucking hall, uh, hall Hitler song. 1.00

01:32:51.820 That'll fucking Bob. 1.00

01:32:53.820 Oh man. 1.00

01:32:54.820 No, you should rerecord it, but you should do it like a strong retard accent. 0.99

01:32:57.820 Yeah. 0.96

01:32:58.820 We talk.

01:32:59.820 Yeah.

01:33:00.820 Yeah.

01:33:01.820 How can they get mad at me if I do that?

01:33:08.820 I would be a great kickball coach.

01:33:10.820 You're right.

01:33:11.820 Oh, that'd be like the intro part to do like the weird that, that like different type of 0.90

01:33:15.820 retard. 1.00

01:33:16.820 Like that retard voice. 1.00

01:33:17.820 Cause he has like a different, like a delivery at the beginning part of this. 0.98

01:33:21.820 Oh my God.

01:33:22.820 Retard Waco 2.0.

01:33:23.820 Crazy.

01:33:24.820 Oh my God.

01:33:25.820 All right.

01:33:26.820 Yeah, that's right.

01:33:27.820 The ATF will come in and bomb Leesburg college. 0.86

01:33:28.820 Can you imagine them just, just lighting a hundred retards on fire, including us. 1.00

01:33:33.820 Toad is a vicious liar. 0.99

01:33:34.820 We've all come to terms that I'm glad we have. 0.99

01:33:35.820 Toad, just for the final time.

01:33:36.820 So you, you really believe that all your true stories are true.

01:33:37.820 They are.

01:33:38.820 And you, you, you could swear on a stack of bottles that they're true.

01:33:39.820 Yep.

01:33:40.820 These really don't care about going to hell, huh?

01:33:41.820 Would you swear on the Zohar? 0.99

01:33:42.820 Yeah.

01:33:43.820 I mean, these are, these are, these are, these are, these are just true.

01:33:44.820 Like what about the Kabbalah? 0.97

01:33:45.820 I mean, I'm sure I'm sure Toad is a vicious liar. 0.99

01:33:46.820 I'm sure Toad is a vicious liar. 0.98

01:33:47.820 We've all come to terms that I'm glad we have. 0.95

01:33:49.820 Toad just for the final time.

01:33:50.820 So you, you really believe that all your true stories are true.

01:33:51.820 They are.

01:33:52.820 And you will, you, you could swear on a stack of bottles that they're true.

01:33:55.820 Yep.

01:33:56.820 You just really don't care about going to hell, huh?

01:33:59.820 Would you, would you swear on the Zohar? 0.99

01:34:02.820 Yeah.

01:34:03.820 Yeah, I mean these are these stories are just true like what about the Kabbalah?

01:34:10.640 I'll swear on whatever holy book man. I like I'm not even it's the tower power hour slut 1.00

01:34:19.020 No way Jose Liberty lockdown 1.00

01:34:23.000 bitch 1.00

01:34:24.240 read 1.00

01:34:26.960 Cole

01:34:28.500 Top Lobster and toad

01:34:31.140 Tower Gang Tower Gang Tower Gang Tower Gang Tower Gang Tower Gang Tower Gang Tower Gang Tower Gang Tower Gang Tower Gang

01:34:35.460 Liberty lockdown is in truth a same with Lobster, Cole and Jose

01:34:39.180 Toad is sick no way Jose 0.96

01:34:41.800 It's just tower power hour slut 1.00

01:34:43.680 They made day split all his 0.95

01:34:45.000 Tower Gang Tower Gang Tower Gang Tower Gang Tower Gang

01:34:47.040 Tower Gang Tower Gang Tower Gang Tower Gang Tower Gang Tower Gang

01:34:50.140 They made day split all his fame

01:34:52.500 Tower Gang Tower Gang Tower Gang

01:34:55.520 Tower Gang Tower Gang Tower Gang 0.96

01:34:58.500 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all of it. 0.93

01:35:03.840 I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that's all, folks. 0.93

Tower Gang - June 07, 2025

Ep 229 - Toad With a Banger

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