Ep 229 - Toad With a Banger
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 35 minutes
Words per Minute
194.25844
Hate Speech Sentences
204
Summary
Toad and the rest of the Tower Gang are back, and they're joined by a guest who may or may not have been fired over his song, "Hall of Hitler" by the band, "Howl Hitler."
Transcript
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Yeah, I'm so confused. He was like, I don't want to talk about this in the main show.
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There was people in my work that didn't want to sit with me.
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And that was not my high school experience, by the way.
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So the idea here is you think that you might be getting fired over your Hall of Hitler song, I think.
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Toad, how do you think the dudes in your old acapella group would perceive your performance on Twitter the other day?
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So I did the rap, bridge, breakdown part of Gold Digger in my acapella group.
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How many people does it take to make a good acapella group?
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As much as dumb stuff as black people do, and as often as they go to prison, where do
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If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go.
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Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans.
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What was up with that missing member of Tower Gang?
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It's a deep meta joke that you just wouldn't get.
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I was looking and saying, what kind of idiot made this edit?
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I was like, is that your creative way of telling us you're quitting?
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I know Clint almost cried and bitched out about it, but has it been a considering of any of you guys?
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You just kind of show up on Wednesday, and that's really all there is to it.
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So I don't really see why I would ever do that, really.
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I make my $30 for the week, and I come back next week.
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I'm four years deep, still yet to make a penny off this fucking show.
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I think this week, I really had to have some perspective when Toad did his thing.
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And I looked at it, and I was like, oh, my God.
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Not just by singing a song, but by fucking Sieg Heil-ing right after with a deadpan look
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I already gave the white power symbol during the LP Alaska video that I did, but dude,
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I'm autistic, dude, so I can't feel Jew hatred.
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I will say the only thing I've seen is from all the Instagram, because it's gotten to Instagram
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and it's getting mad views over there, but they don't play the whole thing.
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They just play the first part where he just starts it.
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I should have been wearing something better than that.
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Dude, you should have been wearing a tower game.
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The only comments I see on there is people are just like,
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what did it sound like to you when you heard the song?
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Oh, the other thing that people were saying was-
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I think you're being really Jew-y about this stuff.
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I'm trying to give him constructive criticism of the music.
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The other problem is that it's not watermarked.
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I see it on other places and everybody has no idea.
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But then now, like, I've seen them bob with people.
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Just right to like three or four seconds before the end,
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It's like people really think you're a Nazi, dude.
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Do you think all 9 million people got to the end?
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We're talking probably 20 million fucking views
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I mean, it's the craziest thing that's ever happened.
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that you can keep playing again and again and again.
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The biggest one I've seen yet so far on Instagram
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You are fucking, you're bigger than Dave Smith.
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Kanye West saw you sing a song on your ukulele.
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Hitler Toad said that's a conversion rate of 0.0000001%.
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It's about how much I believe in the Holocaust.
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I guess when you're down, when you have that low of followers, it's an intimate thing that
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Are they going to actually show up for an episode?
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I feel like Shiloh Hendricks walked so that Toad could run.
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But, on the inverse of that, he also doesn't get to raise three quarters of a million dollars.
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If he gets fired, I think he can raise that money.
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You know that little fat white kid that got beat up in the playground?
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So, I still feel like we could probably get you a new flat screen TV out of this.
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You mean I could have made money when Carmine broke my arm?
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Because that captivates all the audiences, he does.
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In the description, you'll say, our friend Toad went viral this weekend playing a Kanye West song called Heil Hitler.
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So, we're raising money just in case that he does lose his job.
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No, we're raising money so that he can quit instead of being fired.
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Let's actually, dude, write this shit down and fucking put it up.
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If we want to help out Toad's life in a way that we've been talking about.
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Is there a certain amount that if you made, you would quit your job?
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Don't even say that you're scared you might lose your job in the GoFundMe.
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Say, I have went viral with the most racist thing possible,
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and I want to see how much money I can get for it.
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I wasn't thinking about hatred or racism at any point when I was playing that song.
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Do you think there's an opportunity here for us to help out Toad's life by getting him fired?
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By us actually trying to get him fired, like sending this to, like we dox him so that then
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his life is ruined, therefore his life gets better in the way that we've been talking about
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I feel like I don't want the blood or risk on my hands, so I would rather just continue
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to let this percolate, because there's no way someone at his work hasn't seen this.
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Your job hasn't said anything, but you said that they've been acting weird around you,
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I've been thinking about this today, the idea that he is concerned that they maybe are on
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And knowing the way Toad is, he's like the one guy in office space, the guy that they
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I could totally see him just being like, well, Jim didn't eat lunch at the next table over
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to me yesterday, so I think maybe something might be up.
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And Sarah didn't wear the tunic she normally wears.
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I could see where Toad just ends up confessing at his job.
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I will, if you get fired from your job, I will kickstart the GoFundMe for, I was going
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I will kickstart the GoFundMe to try and relocate you to Florida.
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The funny thing is, he can relocate to Florida right now.
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Zero moments during while you were recording it, you were going like, this may get out of
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I feel like if you get a quarter mil, you should fucking absolutely exit.
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In all seriousness, how much money would you have to get to quit your job?
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He's like, I'm going to the fucking Celtics game.
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I lost that on the Orioles last night and then gained it back on the Braves.
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So the type of nigga to be buying like front row seats to these expensive events and then
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sit in the front row, not pay attention to the event and just gamble more money.
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I'm so nervous about my bets and everything that's going on.
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Like I, I make the bets and then I just let it go.
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Do you understand how people are perceiving you, Toad?
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He honestly, he looks like a guy preparing to go on a, like a, a mash mass shooting spree.
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Like if this is a motivational poster, it'd be like, it would say like stare into the abyss
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But like the, the energy behind the eyes screams homicide.
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What do you think the biometrics on that watch are saying?
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He's wearing, he wears a smartwatch and it's just heavy.
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I, I expect, I expect it to be like a hundred to be honest.
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We haven't done that in like, I don't know, many a moons.
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I thought this episode would be hilarious because we'd be talking about all the different
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To me, it's like, there's one, there's one rendition and that's all we care about.
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I don't give a fuck about any of these other covers.
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Like, why would I get like, it's just, I mean, what are we just going to be watching?
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There was another rendition that got shared by Kanye West himself and it's not doing the
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They don't understand the things I say on Twitter.
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It's like, they don't understand the things I say.
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They don't understand the things I say on Twitter.
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Also, also the other thing, not showing his face.
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Toad saying somebody else's vocal tone is too nasally is, I mean, pot, kettle, Jesus.
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You might as well have your mouth in your nose, dude.
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I have a whole bunch of different, like, tones that I can produce.
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So, you're not going to give us a little demo, because I do want to hear it.
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Let's see what the fuck we're working with here.
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What can we do with this retard instrument of yours?
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Is if you actually played along sometimes, and you actually, you know, had fun.
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We catch him in a lie, and that's whenever he doesn't want to do something, is when we
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You literally have thousands of videos of me singing that you can go reference.
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But I literally have you sitting here in front of me like, so fucking sing, monkey.
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It's like demanding that a comedian do a joke on the spot.
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Yeah, that's what you're doing when you go to a comedian's show.
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A cop did that to Sam Tripoli, and Sam Tripoli said, Joe Biden was a great president.
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You said earlier today, you're like, I'm a professional...
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He said earlier, he said he's a professional singer.
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Before we start, before we continue, I just like how I pressed the music, and Toad immediately
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Like, I have MKUltra trained him to say when he hears this, he says, Mark Vestibule.
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I bet you if he played this, when he was sleeping, he would just go, Mark Vestibule.
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It's going to be somebody else the next time you just could go, wait.
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You get to lead the Fourth Reich to a decisive global victory, where you eliminate the Jays
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Your cover of how Hitler becomes the global anthem, and the Reich lasts for 2,000 years,
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or you can never gamble again, or you get to...
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Keep living as you are now, as a successful full-time gambler.
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Toad, we read that question, because I don't know what it is.
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I'll sum it up, because this could have been like two sentences.
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And it's basically, Toad, do you want to lead the Fourth Reich, and the national anthem
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How much money have you gambled this week, after this has happened to you?
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Yeah, I'm going to have different amounts of bets each day.
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You can't do fly-off-the-handle stuff like your buddy tells you to do a cover of a song
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that is obviously going to be very seen and very racist.
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It's crazy to just have like, because it's such an emotionally tying thing.
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After this emotional week, he's like, that's what you're going to hold over your own head.
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$2,500 of your own money, whether you win or lose it.
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Let's refer to Lugwudmar Mises and what he said about gambling investments.
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And I'm acting like a complete degenerate gambler.
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And he says that what I do is not gambling because there is some amount of skill involved.
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And when you actually know what you're doing, it's wagering.
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If you think about it so different than investing in the market,
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you don't always know the returns you're going to get on your initial capital investment.
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Mises was a fucking Jew and he's leading you down the path to destruction with his fucking Jew Talmudic lies.
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Well, if you win, I don't give a fuck what his opinion is because I got 50 million.
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Does anybody still remember this, like the praxeology of these fucking Jewish economists?
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I figured putting words in my head would be good, I guess.
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Charles has toad surpassed Clint on the Riz front with the ladies.
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Dude, I'm getting so many, like, death threats and, like, tits sent to me.
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Also, what's the ratio of death threats to tits?
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And there are some porn bots mixed in there, and then there are some, like, nice comments
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I mean, I'm estimating, but it's probably about...
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Have you seen anyone prowling around your house recently?
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Have you seen anyone prowling around your house recently?
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Those are the people that live in your walls, you schizo.
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Did the tits come from any non-anonymous accounts,
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and did you follow up with any of these racist tits?
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Because Clint has 250,000 followers on Twitter.
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You've had multiple other viral posts clearly in the same realm.
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It's just that rant that I did on Timcast IRL that went a little mini viral.
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you could just pick up a fucking piece of shit.
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It's like when you're dealing with your child and they just like,
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they're obviously lying and you caught them and they're just like,
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What did they say to you with the death threats?
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like the people that are telling me I'm disgracing Boston,
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It's called the soiling of old glory where this dude,
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looked like he was trying to impale this black dork outside of Boston city hall.
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we were talking about scratching balls and we got away from that.
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I don't know how I was enjoying this to be honest.
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I've never intentionally scratched my own asshole with my bare fingers,
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but I do sleep naked and I have woken up with stinky fingers before.
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the skin on your balls and you put it over your finger and then you scratch your
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Are you scratching your balls or you're scratching your finger,
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You're scratching your asshole through your ball skin.
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I've got particularly large balls and it's still a struggle to fucking use my nut sack skin to itch my asshole.
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if you do have the situation where your asshole itches and your ball sack itches,
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what if I put my one finger on my asshole and then scratch it with the other finger?
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All you needed was one person saying they scratch their,
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is it gay to like be dry humped by a dude or something?
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but it took me until I was like 15 to realize that she was just a cheap old broad.
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My grandma would be giving to me to this every fucking year on my birthday.
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His grandmother was feeding his fentanyl habit.
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I want to make sure you don't have enough money to buy any more fentanyl,
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You're saying this was just a huge misunderstanding then.
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Derek Chauvin and they don't pardon the Asian and the Mexican that also got put in
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Cause like at first I saw him going around and it's a fun meme to be like,
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I know for a fact the Asian dude got locked up.
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So how long you been waiting to make that joke?
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would you record a high quality version of nigga?
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I uploaded this one thinking that it would get like almost no views.
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How cool would that be like a man in the street type of video style,
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Toad is just like strapped to the front of a fucking monster truck.
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My biggest ukulele cover before this was like probably 200 views,
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what if the proud boys take your rendition of nigga,
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like their entry music whenever they go anywhere.
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he called me like eight in the morning the other day and he's like,
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everybody that performed comes out and does like a curtain call and sings the
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do you understand how incredibly insane of an idea that is?
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it's the type of 32nd clip that gets us put on like,
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Derek Chauvin got sentenced to 22 and a half years.
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also an Asian got three and a half years and Tao Tao,
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the other guy got two and a half or three and a half.
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Usually a lot of times those long trials look at like,
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there were like a bunch of bad actors on the left.
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There were like doxing people when the trial was happening.
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Clashes over symbols of the Confederacy have brought white supremacist hate groups
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into the open that for years have operated in the shadows.
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The number of Ku Klux Klan chapters is actually down,
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but neo-Confederate and other groups are on the rise,
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We are seeing more and more people who are not necessarily affiliated with any group,
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but who have become highly interested in the movement and motivated to carry out in many cases,
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a federal bulletin in May said the white supremacist extremist movement will likely continue to pose a threat of lethal violence.
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After the 2015 shooting at a black church in South Carolina that killed nine,
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pictures surfaced of the gunman with symbols of the Confederacy.
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They don't understand the things they say on Twitter.
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Prompting calls to remove Confederate symbols from public places.
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Charlottesville's decision in April to take down a statue of Robert E. Lee sparked three protests.
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two in May in New Orleans over a Lee statute there,
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Florida city council called for an inventory of all such symbols on public property.
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Is it okay to call a five-year-old child a nigger that is a nigger?
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because I want to see him lean backwards as he screams.
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They don't understand the things I say on Twitter.
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They don't understand the things I say on Twitter.
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Well, this is why why we're tipping all of these nigger sayers because we're we're we're giving them the tips back at all
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When you said Lainey it sounded like you were saying it to the tune of Hal Hitler.
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I feel like you're having a hard time right now.
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I didn't really love having the fucking German swastika flag right behind the Tower Gang logo.
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We're creating culture over here at Tower Gang.
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I didn't particularly enjoy the lady whose legs were kicking me.
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I didn't particularly enjoy the homicide and the fucking...
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She was just really hanging on trying to keep the grip.
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Cole references a clip that you might have sent us.
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What I just realized about Laney Edits is that...
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This is what I'm scared about with Bohemian Grove.
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Just like what Toad does get brought into the HR office.
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Can you imagine the nightmare of talking to HR...
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I feel like the first half an hour of the show was so disappointing that we can't...
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Because, like, when Toad does something viral, it's just not cool.
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The problem is, is that, like, any of us do something viral and we talk about it, we're
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He does something viral and we want to talk about it and he's just like, I'm going to piss
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I did lose my job because of things I said online and it wasn't even because I went viral.
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They don't understand the things you say on Twitter.
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I was just going to say, Cole, do you sure they don't understand the things you say
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Cole, do you sure they don't understand the things you say on Twitter?
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But, uh, but what I was, but like, I still came on and I still had fun and like Toad is
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in a better financial situation than I was in that situation.
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I mean, he has no wife, no kids, no like dependents.
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Sometimes I just don't want to do this anymore.
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And he's being more of a bitch about it than I was.
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When, when his beard is grown out, he looks particularly suicidal.
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It, it, it adds to the feeling of like, yeah, sometimes I don't want to do this anymore.
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It looks okay, but it's the, it's the energy with which you making these suicidal threats.
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We got some more, uh, some more content, some more videos and stuff.
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Like, uh, you know, like the stupid disturbed symbol where they have like the eyes that like,
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And there's, there's like a bunch more that are ready to come out.
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Like once, when you, when you, when something happens, you gotta embrace it.
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You just gotta be like, just, just, you, you lean in.
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So we, we hit a really high point with Ian Croson last week.
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Then Cole came back and now he's like dampening the spirits again.
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I got, I did get my dick sucked during like, uh, last Wednesday.
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You say you're, you're saying that you could leave right now and go get your dick sucked
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I'm just saying I, I did get, I've been in your shoes, brother.
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Cole, you need to scratch your balls and you need to sniff and make sure, make sure everything's
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He does look like his dick would taste like shit, doesn't it?
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You didn't even think your feet smelled and your shoes were like.
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Cole's the type of nigga with a foul smelling dick.
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The feet smell I knew was bad and it's happened.
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What I want you to do is take your finger and rub it along the seam of like where your
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foreskin meets your peen and then just taste it.
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You have pre-cum from like when you're jerking off?
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So like you cum and then like after like, I don't know, a little while you're like, oh shit,
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It's just a little, it's just like, it just wasn't.
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That's why like the dopest chicks on the planet will just like suck into the pipe.
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You remember when I pissed cum though and I hadn't even cum at any point.
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During the day of 32, I was like shooting blanks.
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It was like the middle of the day and I hadn't jerked off for probably a few days at
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Did the, did the cum during the piss, did it come out, was it like piss cum piss?
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Oh, did it come in a normal cum spurt while you're pissing?
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Like you're peeing and, you know, like you get like.
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It was like I went to take a piss and the first thing that came out was cum.
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She might be right because I think that wasn't, I think you had pus.
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Eight years ago, an Argentinian man broke the masturbation world record for 83 times
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You should do a Guinness Book of World Records with it.
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This is a defined jerking off in a very dewy way.
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Like it's like three jerks in their counts or something.
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I feel like Bonnie Blue is making me hate women.
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The other problem is like she's not good looking either.
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She's sitting down there and she's like being asked about.
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She's like, actually, actually, I did 1,048 because 48 was still standing in the corridor
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and I had to make sure that none of them went home sad.
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I just want to like jump through my screen and choke her.
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I think all 1,048 of them went home sad, actually.
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Can you imagine having been fucked by a thousand dudes and being like, I can handle 48 more.
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I got to do it for the fans like you're looking at it like when you're done with an event.
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I wish we were behind the paywall genuinely so that that joke was only heard by like.
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He should have known that you have that in you tonight.
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It's it's more like the straw that broke the camel's back with me because it's like I've
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been seeing so many of the OnlyFans girls like just getting like that whatever podcast
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Yeah, no, that that certainly put me on the path towards misogyny.
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But I will say this, though, in defense of that other broad who who's an OnlyFans chick,
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And she she was doing some like shitty tick tock dance on her private jet that she just brought
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a private jet with the money from her tick tock.
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I see the Bonnie Blues of the world and her other fucking her Harpy friend, the other
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And then the chick that got the private jet, though, I was like, get your bag, bitch.
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But the Sophie chick, I was like, just don't like English people.
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Do you remember when Sophie was complaining that she was like a scam?
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She's not getting like decked down by a thousand plus fucking dude.
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So she was claiming that she was a virgin, though.
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And it's like you literally have videos getting fucked by dudes.
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Which way do you think the sexual spiritual energy goes at this point?
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When you look in her eyes, like he can't figure out how to get himself on.
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When you look at her eyes, there's nothing there.
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I feel like they, they suck souls out of dicks and then they shit out.
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Like you, if you fuck succubi, yeah, you create like Nephilim babies.
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I think Toad is just trying to throw shit at the wall.
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I only skipped to the parts about, about like masturbating and.
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How do you know how to skip, skip to what, what, where did you skip to?
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When I, when I make up shit on the show, it's to be funny.
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You just make up shit to like, like flex on us.
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Toad is the type of nigga that like completely misunderstands comedy.
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So it was like, he does the whole yes and thing, but he just plays it off as real.
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And just like, but like, we're like me and you can make up something.
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And then a minute later ago, I was just kidding.
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But we were able to understand that like that was made up for the purpose of comedy.
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But he's so like autistic that he's just like, nope, that's what I do now.
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That's, that's no, I fucking came blood that one time.
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I still don't understand the chronology of pissing out cum.
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That's why as soon as it happened, I messaged you.
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Like I don't even know how I would even conceive of that.
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That was literally the first time I orgasmed blood.
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The first time I orgasmed blood shot out of my left thigh.
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So you've, you've gained blood and you've also had blood shoot out of your thigh.
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The first time I orgasmed, I think it was a dry.
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No, it was a dry orgasm and blood came out of my thigh instead.
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It was like, God was telling me to like not masturbate or something.
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Every time, every time I masturbate, blood like shoots out of my thigh.
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Not, not only did that happen, but it was like dick, it's a flamethrower.
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It was, and it was, it was just bursting out of my thigh and it wouldn't stop.
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I had to go to, I had to go to the ER for this.
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It sounds like, it sounds like a missing chapter of Revelation.
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I went to my, uh, well, I think I was seeing a pediatrician at the time.
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And that, that was the pediatrician that also told my mom that I have a big dick at one point.
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I had to roll with at least, I have counting seven or eight different stories that were
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Now all of you are turning now and are like finally coming on my side and be like all of
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The stories have stacked up to where they've become more and more ridiculous and they're
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You're like, you're like now you're like, it's clearly lies.
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When something happens that's out of the ordinary, I remember it and I'm able to tell it.
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You know, like I'm, I'm just able to like relay the story in a captivating way.
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See, this is the thing that we were talking about in the beginning of the show.
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He's holding court where people like fucking slayed that story.
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Like I said, he doesn't have the social awareness to understand what captivation is.
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Like we're, it's just like, there's people around.
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Like, because it's that thing of like, whenever someone's talking, you're like, how can I get
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Like, you're like, you do try to like walk away slowly from.
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And they start talking faster to get you sucked back into it.
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I don't think he heard me when he said I'm going.
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Have you seen a doctor since we've diagnosed you with nuns?
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Well, look, I'm just saying, I would like you to ask your doctor if they think you have
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I just think it would be funny to hear what they say, what they say.
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By the way, guys, I want you guys to know this because I've talked about it on dangerous,
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but I live across the street from a retard college.
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They all wear headphones when they walk around the street because they're all like fucking
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These these dudes are fucking really respectful.
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But also, like, I don't know if it's it's not it's not all of them.
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40 to 50 percent of them walk around perma smiling, dude.
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I go on like two to three walks a day with my dog.
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And then probably I have headphones in and I'm just smiling, just walking down the road.
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I think honestly, I think your biggest your biggest mistake code was not not going full retard.
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Toad, you should move to Leesburg and fucking go to the college.
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Do some grilled cheese degree like and they probably because they love tits, too.
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There's probably some kind of tits like studies you can do.
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All your bullshit stories would crush at the tard college.
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Clint, when we get this thing set up, we can probably do like a show every week of
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Like if we just go to them and proselytize to them.
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Dude, we could be like, yo, fucking $10 every, every, every week.
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And they fill out the crowd and they come and watch us.
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Honestly, honestly, though, I feel like we would get in a lot of trouble for radicalizing
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You're like, look at the community that this is building.
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But then like, you'll see them hanging out with a black guy.
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And some lady like is chatting me up and she's like, yeah, where'd you move from?
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Because I know you were in Miami because she's a fan of the show.
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And I was like, oh, I moved up to Leesburg to do some other shit that I'm working on.
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And she goes, she goes, oh, you went to Leesburg.
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Dude, I have a, um, I found a, uh, a band that is all retards.
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That's like, I think this is the fascinating part of what you did, Toad.
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And like, I've been breaking it down psychologically.
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The people that are attacking you, they are bad.
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But it's like, you're presenting them this thing.
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You're saying, nigga, Heil Hitler, you're doing the Roman salute.
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You're all my niggas, Nazis, shit like this, but you're clearly retarded.
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So when they target you, it's like a clearly retarded person has done this extremely racist
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Their response to what you did, Toad, is a hate crime because you're a protected class.
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You're getting at a kid's bop version of racist songs, but instead of with children, with
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And it's like, it's almost like, how could you be?
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Clint, we need to really work on like flyers and shit like that, that we just like litter
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Flyers, that shit that like retards would like.
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Top, Top, I'm telling you, Top, I'm telling you, you are jeopardizing our entire future.
01:31:09.820
Like you're putting all of our eggs in the retard basket and it's a perilous basket to put
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I think our audience is like people that like to call themselves retarded that aren't retarded.
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I don't think our audience is actually retarded.
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Like these, the retarded people, the down syndrome people you see online, they're all edgy.
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The mistake you're making is, the mistake you're making is that the parents of retards are
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particularly, you know, precautious with their children.
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And they're, they're going to be, they're going to be really disturbed when their kids
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start to come home and reference toad one-liners and shit.
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I think you underestimate the fucked up shit those kids already do.
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And then he comes back and he's just like, did you know that 13% of the population.
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I just don't want to like, I don't want to have this entire town of non-retards turn
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Like you're trying to turn our retired college into a Nazi fucking meetup.
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No, you should rerecord it, but you should do it like a strong retard accent.
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Oh, that'd be like the intro part to do like the weird that, that like different type of
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Cause he has like a different, like a delivery at the beginning part of this.
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The ATF will come in and bomb Leesburg college.
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Can you imagine them just, just lighting a hundred retards on fire, including us.
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So you, you really believe that all your true stories are true.
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And you, you, you could swear on a stack of bottles that they're true.
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These really don't care about going to hell, huh?
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I mean, these are, these are, these are, these are, these are just true.
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I mean, I'm sure I'm sure Toad is a vicious liar.
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So you, you really believe that all your true stories are true.
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And you will, you, you could swear on a stack of bottles that they're true.
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You just really don't care about going to hell, huh?
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Yeah, I mean these are these stories are just true like what about the Kabbalah?
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I'll swear on whatever holy book man. I like I'm not even it's the tower power hour slut
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Liberty lockdown is in truth a same with Lobster, Cole and Jose
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It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all of it.
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I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that's all, folks.