Ep 232 - Kancel Kulture Korner
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 47 minutes
Words per Minute
199.26436
Hate Speech Sentences
183
Summary
On this episode of Making a Play, the boys talk about a man named Owen Benjamin. They also talk about the Florida Fish and Wildlife Park shooting, and a bunch of other stuff. Also, the guys talk about why they don't like black people.
Transcript
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Are my levels the same as everybody's or do I need to be louder?
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Chicken Hawk, that means like a war hawk, basically.
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There's people who send people to war that don't want to do it themselves.
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Damn, how dare you say the concept of a chicken hawk?
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I talk about that on my morning show all the time if you guys are interested.
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Make sure the local government and taxpayers in Leesburg, Florida...
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Florida know that their tax dollars are going to house and give a stage to known anti-Semites
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I want my taxes to go to that if I have to pay them.
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I thought Leesburg was cool like that, but I guess they're not.
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I thought Leesburg was going to be like, yeah, that's kind of our thing is like anti-Semitism
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I'm looking at all their videos and it's just videos about Owen Benjamin.
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They have nothing better to do than to follow Owen Benjamin.
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Yeah, I guess I'm not going to play any of these videos.
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As much as dumb stuff as black people do and as often as they go to prison, where do they keep coming from?
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If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go.
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Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans.
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I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass.
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And it's like decently, decent quality of the video.
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You can tell that he's upped his thumbnail game and all this shit as he's gone on.
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This is what I feel like when I've talked about Tim Pool more than twice in like a two episode span.
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I don't like this guy gets way more views than better off Dan.
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He gets a couple hundred views after putting all this production into trying to ruin someone's life.
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At some point here, one year ago, he decides Owen Benjamin is a very dangerous person.
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We got canceled from the theater that we were booking to have you guys show up to and do
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There's Debo Doxins, who's a pedophile from North Virginia that molested a 16-year-old girl.
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He also doesn't play for the 49ers anymore, you dumbass.
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This guy, he becomes the center of the show for weeks.
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And then the second that the show is actually doing something like, this involves all of us.
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He wants to take that back to himself, the attention.
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I'm just trying to make a joke when I see an opportunity.
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We're setting up an event, an opportunity to make a 49ers joke?
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In reality, what we're doing is we went to the child trafficking, that little list.
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We're finding their Twitter handles, and then we're just blaming all of our ills on them.
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We're contriving these cancellation campaigns and then just blaming it on them.
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Just blitzing them as if they're the ones doing it.
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I mean, you got your whole life ahead of you, dog.
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You're in your kid fucking prime, man, and you're wasting it on us.
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You know how many kids went unfucked because you were doxing us?
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And it's like, if you're a kid fucker, fuck kids.
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You can't be fucking online retard and also pedophile.
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I'm going to run for local government in Leesburg.
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In all seriousness, how do we find out about this?
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The thought came across my head about running for local government in Leesburg.
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And I was like, that's fucking what a waste of time.
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The spite makes me want to fucking buy the entire town.
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Anyways, I'm going to do the truncated version because we just dispaced with Josie and we
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But just very quickly, we went back over there a couple days ago.
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So we go to the theater because we're going to go measure some things to put up additional
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And the guy who's like the, I don't know, I guess the manager of the theater lets us in
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Like, I don't sense anything necessarily being off.
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And then he pulls Topp aside and he says, hey, you know, we got this, we got this letter
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And, you know, this Owen guy that you're going to have on, you know, that he's like a racist,
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What he says initially, he goes, you're aware that this guy's a bigot, racist, homophobe.
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And then he goes, well, I'm Jewish and this guy's an anti-Semite.
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And then he just immediately hits back with, we just can't, we're not going to be able
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Clint and David are on stage measuring stuff with a fucking dude that's going to be doing
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But like, it's just like everybody there saw it.
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And we immediately go on stage and we start game planning on the stage what we're going
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And then I guess we just, we decide that these moves are adequate and we just go, all right.
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Like what, what he was asking me was, will you throw Owen off?
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And then I walked away from him and I immediately started talking to the guys.
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We poured all this time and effort into doing this thing.
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And then we, we used all of our contacts to try and, uh, you know, put whatever leverage
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Uh, so we now have a plan B, uh, place, which is not as good, but it is twice as big.
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Uh, so it's going to be a very large venue, but it will not be a theater.
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No, it's not, it was never, it's going to go off.
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It was just a matter of if we do it in like a theater in like this, uh, it's not really
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It was, honestly, it's a kind of rundown theater.
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No, listen, I would not recommend anyone go there.
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Did you take a shit on the floor before you leave?
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They have green chairs from the fucking 1960s and they're kind of ratty and tattered up.
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Uh, I wasn't a fan of having the fans sit there because it's like five hour days.
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No, but they're going to be sitting in like a stadium.
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In the middle of summer in Florida, it's just no AC there.
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The new place is going to be a half an hour or 40 minutes away from me.
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So, uh, we're going to get, we're going to send out details tomorrow.
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So anybody that got their tickets, hopefully you can, you know, cancel your hotel and rebook closer.
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I canceled the hotel already, uh, that I was staying at.
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I am working at a deal for another hotel for you guys.
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Um, and, uh, it's actually cheaper, better room rates.
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Once I get all this stuff, I've been working tirelessly to get this pulled off twice.
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And, uh, now, now we're going, we're all getting canceled, man.
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I moved to the middle of fucking nowhere because on the promise that this town was like based as hell.
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And then the first, the first fucking event we try and run, we get canceled.
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If he was like, Hey, let's go into business with this Jewish guy.
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He spoke to the, you spoke to the guy who owns half the town and he told you that himself.
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We've like, we had conversations, like a couple of them because he was calling the mayor for us and saying, what the fuck are you guys doing?
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But they're so, these people were running so scared because of probably this video and a phone call.
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The guy that owns half your town that runs the commerce.
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The reason why it's not a dead shithole the way it was before is because of this guy.
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It's going to be one of the biggest events that the city has hosted.
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It's literally, it's literally like the only thing that they have that comes through this town is some biker convention.
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The biker, the biker convention, what I found out this morning, as I did some more, I told, I told the, the, the, the, they're a bunch of fags.
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I told the musician that's supposed to be there because we, we had a surprise, just like somebody playing music.
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I told her that we can't do it anymore because it doesn't make sense.
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She told me that Leesburg kicked out the original president of that biker fest because he was too, what she described as like pro-Trump.
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So I'm like, what the fuck is going on in this place?
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But then that main street there, apparently we ran into the only fucking Democrats that are like within 500 miles of me.
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I mean, the town's name ends in Berg, so we should have known.
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It really, it is, not to get too serious, but it is a really fascinating microcosm of how like woke progressives conquered everything.
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Because they, they just get into positions of authority, like their little tiny fiefdoms, and they go like, I'm now, I'm now running shit.
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And it's like, even if they're outnumbered, they still get into positions of authority just to fuck up people's lives.
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Like the elders, they come together, they say, hey, you guys should take positions of influence.
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And from there, then we take over, you know, through the peasant class, you know.
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This is, this is the dude, he's the, the mayor or so, whatever.
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That chin looks like it's, it looks like it's Photoshopped.
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Dude, what's crazy is like, they fold it under like the least bit of pressure as well.
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It's not even a quote of him being like anything.
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They couldn't even, this is how bad they are at their job.
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And I was like, dude, I could find you some of those quotes.
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And I was like, are you out of your, like, it's like, there's no, there's no discussion
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That's the same thing that the SPLC did when they wrote me up.
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It's just, they just like headline, you know, racist takeover of the Libertarian party.
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It's like, do you know how many years of work I put into this?
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We had astounding racism when Owen was on the show.
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Like, what was it we were talking about how they tricked blacks over here?
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Like, I feel like the ADL is, like, I understand they're, like, Jewish.
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Yeah, but they still hire black people, and so they're lazy.
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So, like, all their articles are, like, just, like, the bare minimum they can do.
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Like, they're not going to, like, put any work into it at all.
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It's so weird to be canceled by, like, one or two gay people.
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The whole premise of this town was, like, we're coming up here to fucking create something, like, really special.
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And it takes one phone call from one literal schizophrenic on the internet, and they're, like, whoa.
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One literal schizophrenic who was accurately showing you the things that we actually do, and that's all that it took?
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I know it's, like, a two-hour video, but I want to jump in somewhere.
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I got to experience, because I had to go to the DMV.
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Because I'm about to fly down to this thing, I had to go to the DMV to get that stupid real ID.
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And I just forgot just how bad, like, black people are at the DMV.
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Just remembering how terrible black people are.
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We used to use one of those, like, nigger fatigue memes or whatever, and then input that as a caption.
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I go to the DMV, and, like, it's, like, on a Thursday morning, and I'm, like, my wife was telling me, she was, like, hey, your dad went on Tuesday.
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This dumb bitch is not going to be able to fly.
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Are you telling me that they're not going to let me fly right now?
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I have to get a renewed if I go the passport route.
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But unless you want to bring your birth certificate and two forms of letter to the TSA and then
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I mean, but they're just going to take four hours.
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I love you to go to it and say, I don't comply with this.
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They're like, all right, then you're not going to fly.
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I think you can go through extra steps, but you just have to make sure you get there early.
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What if I get to get there really early and you have to bring certain things.
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I'm pretty sure you have to bring your birth certificate to the airport.
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You have to have it for the real ID unless you have like your passport.
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My birth certificate has a checkbox on it, checked off that says that I was backwards.
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But, dude, I go there, wait for, and it's just, it's just black people, like, both as the workers and in line, and then illegal.
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Dude, just a vicious circle snake getting its own tail.
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If you walk into any establishment and the people working there and the customers are black, you're in the wrong country or the wrong area.
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And then you're like, I'm in the right, barbecue and fried chicken.
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You can be in a barbecue joint or a Baptist church.
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But, dude, and, like, it was that and Mexicans.
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And I'm pretty sure illegal Mexicans because, like, they were not speaking a lick of English all.
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I mean, and it was, I'm talking, I get there at, like, 7, 10.
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And, like, there's, like, these fat Mexicans that, like, are trying to, like, I'm standing there.
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I'm not getting you, letting you in front of me.
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And then, like, she tries to snake her way in there.
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But, like, I'm telling you, I forgot just how bad.
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I don't do, like, any of, like, so I don't care.
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The last Bohemian Grove, my license was suspended.
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So I had to, like, fucking drive around and do all this stuff.
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I'm trying to believe that blacks make up a larger percentage
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black women are majority hired by the government.
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The primary employer of black women is the federal government.
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They're the government office worker archetype.
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Usually the fattest bitch you've ever seen, too.
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So there was, like, three workers doing this real ID thing.
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I didn't see one time anybody went to her desk.
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and I interact with one of the black employees,
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those are the only times I think in my life that, like,
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This is why, like, I hated my life working for the MTA.
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And it's just, like, black people sitting there doing nothing.
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I'm thinking about the last 24 minutes of the show
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When he said that about, like, you can't be here,
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We're not good people into letting us be here in a few years.
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a fucking trans person do some fucking written poetry or some shit.
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Dude, there were drag queens after the other one.
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yeah, they would let a fucking degenerate tell us our news.
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if they're going to let some fucking tranny up on the stage,
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How does that have anything to do with Glenn Greenwald?
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Well, actually, it's probably not even that unique.
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Okay, so you're breaking news that someone else gave you?
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for being the same argument for Glenn Greenwald.
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You're getting really close to the argument of not separating the art from the artist.
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Top is literally arguing for our own cancellation.
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The percentage of hairs you're allowed to harm on a Jew's head
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is the same percentage of ham that you're allowed to put in their soup.
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You're going to say that Trapped in the Closet wasn't great?
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Yeah, you're going to listen to fucking Bad and Thriller
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Where else would that beautiful art come from, you know?
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For the record, Glennon, I don't think he fucked kids.
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When you put out 10 platinum albums, you get to.
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When you break 10 huge news stories, you get to fuck a kid.
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You break the NSA spying apparatus, you're allowed to.
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But you do get to kill your husband by fucking him in the ass.
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So the King of the Hill guy's tranny husband, it looks like Buck Teeth Jesus, must have broken
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You and Will Chamberlain giving each other anal sex.
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Hopefully one of you guys dies of complications.
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Here's his sub stack that was on his Twitter page, D Heflin.
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We also have tweets of his own saying where he lives.
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Will Chamberlain scored with 100 young boys in one night.
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Virginia group home employee arrested after inappropriate relationship with 16-year-old
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Don't bother him, but there's a better than 50% chance that's the guy responsible for
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And all of the listeners as well who are going to come to this.
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Whose life was more ruined in the last couple of weeks?
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No, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
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I was living in some fucking Waterview condo in Miami, and now I'm in this hell hole that
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was allegedly based in Red Pilled, which is actually blue haired and fag pilled.
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We can find another town, like, in this area, right, that's close to us.
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Honestly, Clint, just buy, Clint, buy the theater.
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I'm not going to fucking buy that theater for $3 million.
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There's no one that will come to this town other than for what we do.
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At this point, at this point, I would rather the town burn down than me fucking invest
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It's crazy because the entire town, it's like, it's very small.
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We're going over to Leesstein, the next one over.
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And then we're going to be surprised when it doesn't work out because of some juice somewhere.
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They're not helping the, not helping the stereotypes.
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And this is coming from the only member of Tower Gang who does not hate Jews.
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And I'm telling you, if it's Jewish people that are responsible for ruining my life, we're
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It's actually just for a half hour, by the way.
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How many Jews to fuck you over before you start casting aspersions in all Jews?
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He's like, we have no subjects on the fucking spreadsheet.
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Well, we have a bunch of shit that's hilarious.
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I thought we were going to talk about that shit for like five.
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We're going to talk about that you don't have a, you won't sell your fucking house, even
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though we told you to two and a half weeks ago.
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And you spent like an hour putting topics together, probably.
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I spend like one to two hours doing it every week, and then we don't do any of it.
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By the way, by the way, the equity in his home is dropping like 10 grand every month
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Toad, I think Clint is not the guy to listen to here.
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Clint's the kind of guy to leave a fucking waterfront condo.
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He's never mentioned a word about anything in real estate.
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Looking back now, all the Jews, except for like two of them, really fucked me over.
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I'm about to call up Dave Smith and really give him some of my thoughts.
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I'm going to go, well, that's what I'm going to do.
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You've been cool so far, but I know it's coming soon.
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Dave Smith, by the way, incorrectly called me an atheist, so I'm not really happy about
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Looking at you, you do look like an atheist, though.
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You look like an atheist, but you also, like, in the way that you hate God, but it also
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God created me to, like, be one of those people that has, like, a difficult life.
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I haven't even watched it, except I saw that one part.
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They did not make any jokes about you that are better than the jokes we've made, but go
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It's the biggest loser competition, and what that means is you have to be the fatter.
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You might want you to be the biggest loser and remain the biggest loser.
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You might be such a big loser that in the beginning of this, you know you're skinny,
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but you can tell us in that opening thing, like, I'm such a loser, I'm going to move
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on to the next round, but I'm going to gain exponential weight throughout this thing.
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The fattest person isn't necessarily going to win.
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The loser, whoever is the quote-unquote biggest loser is going to win.
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And this dude, the black dude that was on the show, I saw a clip of him.
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He was like how Bert Kreischer is racist because he wore blackface one time, and in this video,
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You could be independently fat and independently a loser.
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It sounds like you're fucking submitting to her.
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LOSGoldenTicket, singular, at gmail.com with a one to two minute video describing why you're
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At least as of three years ago or something like that, he was a virgin.
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He could be Christian, saving himself for marriage.
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No, I'm saying I know as of three years ago he was a virgin.
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I think the reason that he – that was actually a joke by Dave when he called him an atheist because the implication was that, oh, he's saving himself for marriage because he's a good Christian.
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Hey, Dave, he called me a Volso when he was on the Volso.
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Also, as of three years ago, like I'm pretty sure he was on the show like a year and a half ago.
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No, it was a long time ago when we had that conversation.
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Yeah, that's what he's referencing is like that's when we talked about the virginity was the first time we had Dave on.
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And when you have basically zero muscle whatsoever, you know, fat doesn't weigh that much.
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So the weight doesn't really mean everything here.
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Like, did you see how you were just talking just now?
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As you can see right here, I only weigh 165, but I'm only 5'5".
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And when you have basically zero muscle whatsoever, you know.
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But I love when you, like the look in your face right here and then you go, I'm fat.
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So the weight doesn't really mean everything here.
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So the weight doesn't really mean everything here.
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I have seizures because I had a stroke when I was 26, 14 years ago.
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You do have to be a real loser to have a stroke in your 20s.
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What the fuck did you do to have a stroke in your 20s?
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Was he smiting God every morning when he got up?
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Yeah, his brain was like, I can't fucking play Warcraft anymore.
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I have seizures because I had a stroke when I was 26, 14 years ago.
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Basically, the only person I hang out with is my mom.
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Sure, sure, his moles are raised, but wait until he raises his right arm.
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To a lifetime member of the Libertarian Party, if you can see that here.
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You can't get pussy when you're building your own roads.
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Those things just sit there like that all the time.
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No, they cut it out from Gas Digital, so it's done.
00:43:35.800
I said that was from YouTube, though, didn't you?
00:43:42.340
I'm crying because it's like these guys are such good comedians that everything that we've said
00:43:48.440
Yeah, we've already, every one of those things, we've said, and we've gotten over the years,
00:43:57.140
I think I've seen some weights on the floor over there.
00:44:01.360
This little fat midget got weights on the ground.
00:44:05.780
Are you guys going to do progressively more racist voices here?
00:44:25.080
Tyler said that they edited out the Hail Hitler ukulele part.
00:44:28.700
Digital Roy, Poli, that motherfucker got the weights on the ground.
00:44:35.240
Tyler might be a fucking Gas Digital subscriber.
00:44:36.360
That would be insane if they pulled it off of Gas Digital.
00:44:40.520
If we made them, if we made Legion of Skanks censor, that would be crazy.
00:44:45.340
Dude, if they do that, we will make it a campaign.
00:44:52.220
My odds on bet is that they cut it from YouTube because they were concerned about getting demonetized,
00:45:15.560
Okay, so that was just the YouTube, not the Gas one, right?
00:45:18.400
That was a 15-minute clip from YouTube of just The Biggest Loser, and each one was kind
00:45:26.800
When they bring the whole episode out on YouTube, it'll probably just have the censored
00:45:38.180
It won't be on YouTube, most likely, because even if you cover a song, YouTube could still
00:45:45.280
I played- I had my phone aimed at my screen, me playing, and I'm like, I played this cool
00:45:50.760
song right here, and then I lost my job because of it.
00:45:55.300
You gotta send us that video if you got it, David.
00:46:02.320
That's the best part of the show, if that's what we get.
00:46:05.500
All right, we need to find that, and we need to play it on this show.
00:46:19.440
It's like, yeah, they also got kicked off of YouTube, what, three times?
00:46:26.400
Yo, Tyler doesn't have his gas subscription anymore, so if anybody has one-
00:46:31.900
Nobody has a gas subscription anymore, it's crazy.
00:46:39.040
He was like, gas subscriptions are higher than they've ever been.
00:46:46.060
I'm trying to steal an episode, doggy, and I can't find somebody.
00:46:52.520
I used to watch Legion's Gangs every week, like, religiously.
00:46:57.160
Like I said, I haven't watched it in a year or more, probably.
00:47:04.520
Hey, anybody in the audience right now, if you have a gas subscription, clip it and email
00:47:19.360
If he wants to give his email, I was sending it to you.
00:47:54.120
Wanna do a mailbag while we wait for him to come back, since he throw it off the flow like a weirdo?
00:48:13.800
Mark Vestibule is giving us a fuck, marry, kill, which is Greta Thunberg, Big Mike-
00:48:24.200
Which I assume means Michelle Obama and Laura Loomer.
00:48:33.600
I mean, it feels weird to still remember her as a kid.
00:48:47.840
I mean, she's kind of insufferable, but I could-
00:48:56.740
And, uh, and, and Loomer, the reason, the reason Loomer is marriage material is because
00:49:01.560
she's totally ride or die for her man in a way that I have never seen another bitch on
00:49:14.140
You couldn't survive Laura Loomer, a marriage to her.
00:49:23.900
So you, you would fuck Laura Loomer and marry Greta?
00:49:27.820
Laura Loomer would be like, she would have a dossier on you.
00:49:36.620
I don't want to marry or fuck any of these people.
00:49:38.420
I'm just saying, if that's the game, I think it's an easy answer.
00:49:45.920
Being married to Loomer would be a fucking nightmare.
00:49:56.840
Dude, if you had to marry Greta, that little fucking autist with her dump truck, like fuck that.
00:50:03.480
I could see a path where like you get like along with her and she actually like thinks deeply about things and you could connect.
00:50:10.280
And maybe I feel like I could radicalize her into like my worldview probably.
00:50:15.040
But if I couldn't though, then it's just like pure suicide material.
00:50:18.140
She seems like actually a sweet person, like a genuine person.
00:50:29.040
Loomer feels like evil and like insufferable to be around.
00:50:34.680
The problem with Laura Loomer also is that we see her at the best she is, you know, when she's going out and she's doing, like I'm saying, when she's going on a podcast, that's the best she can look.
00:50:50.820
If you're married to her, that means you get to see when she, no makeup, out of the shower.
00:50:59.580
I think when she's actually, when she's done up, she looks worse.
00:51:09.580
She's actually not, she's not as hideous in real life as she is in a picture for some reason.
00:51:19.980
And she's nice enough in person, you just can't talk to her about anything that has to do with Israel.
00:51:25.280
Have you seen the latest photos of Greta, though?
00:51:29.000
I mean, she's got cans on her, but she's like a fucking retard, dude.
00:51:32.100
Are those real, like, are those pictures real or are they not real?
00:51:39.700
Dude, she looks like some sort of witch or something.
00:51:51.180
She kind of looked pretty there with the blonde hair or whatever on the left.
00:51:56.360
She's had moments where she looks okay, but she mostly looks like absolute dog shit.
00:52:01.380
She's going to look really bad when she gets older.
00:52:09.080
Instead of doing Fuck, Me, or Kill, I'd like to treat that entire list like Gaza.
00:52:17.060
Those are the type of jokes that will get you banned from a theater, Clint.
00:52:26.400
Invite them to dinner and then bomb the fuck out of them.
00:52:36.860
Dude, she looks like she has downs, which is why I like her.
00:52:46.980
There's some ones where she was looking pretty fucking cute.
00:53:10.920
You ought to just bench press your way back in.
00:53:52.400
I feel like he can't even throw a punch right now.
00:53:56.200
I feel like Cole's muscles make him throw a punch too hard
00:54:01.300
I think I should enter the contest to get extra points
00:54:03.320
for being an actual adult male-sized, you know?
00:54:43.180
Dude, I thought you were weighing, like, 190, Cole,
00:54:51.420
Dude, I think your muscles are filled with helium.
00:54:56.560
I'm a DM hater, but I'm way less impressed now.
00:55:07.040
I'm just worried I'm getting dicks in my DMs, man.
00:55:10.060
Do you know how to pull up other windows, Toad?
00:56:59.640
Are you familiar with the Rainforest Convention?
00:57:08.400
I am not familiar with the Rainforest Convention.
00:57:15.700
it's probably a playoff of rainforest and furry.
00:57:28.580
Dude, I would love to just blow the fuck out of a parrot.
00:58:26.500
I know, but why are you looking at home listings
00:59:25.840
that's like two-thirds of the cost of the house.
00:59:28.520
Nigga how Hitler is getting fired from your job
00:59:30.320
selling your house and buying a house sight unseen.
00:59:36.520
without fucking making sure you want to live in it.
01:15:47.740
had I actually had a friendly conversation with him
01:16:15.540
the guy who owns half of the town called them and said,
01:16:33.400
he said that you walked away when you were approached and you did not have a conversation with him.
01:16:44.660
That's my point is that a conversation with him might have been fruitful.
01:16:48.600
There was no conversation had because you walked away.
01:17:00.060
I understand the thought pattern of your having top,
01:17:05.020
but I understand thinking the juice might not be worth a squeeze to try.
01:17:08.740
And I understand being frustrated and having a little more self-respect.
01:17:12.960
you're spending years of your life talking to libertarians trying to change their mind.
01:17:27.540
Like we'll talk to this and then we'll still go get a backup just in case.
01:17:33.700
I'm just saying that I'm just saying that I think had I been the one that was approached,
01:17:51.460
who's like financially viable for bringing this town from the shithole that it was to what it is now.
01:18:03.240
You could think you could change a board of people's minds over millions of dollars that this guy is arguing.
01:18:11.980
I have no idea why Top is being so defensive about this,
01:18:20.000
0% chance doubt in my mind that if I had just walked away,
01:18:34.780
You just want to fucking go to a theater across the street from your house.
01:18:50.240
I understand he's upset because you're living across the street from this shithole.
01:18:59.420
so we could have patched this up and then we would have went on stage day one,
01:19:12.420
And you can see it from the second you talk to this person.
01:19:19.860
I'm trying to convince people you're trying to in 2025.
01:19:51.840
you're dealing with people that aren't in state.
01:19:55.240
These are fucking schizophrenics that have chased Owen all around the country.
01:20:01.260
this is not going to damage the reputation of your town in the slightest.
01:20:06.420
there are angles at which you could approach this,
01:20:09.660
You're just explaining the circumstance so that maybe they can relax.
01:20:12.820
Maybe they can calm down as opposed to doing what you're doing,
01:20:15.600
which is just yelling at me and then going to bed.
01:20:25.260
they had me jump through hoops to go get insurance,
01:20:33.500
They were doing everything we could for me to walk away myself because
01:20:36.380
they're too much of a fucking pussy to say it to my face.
01:20:46.920
What's the discussion to have with these people?
01:21:35.580
I'm just saying it's probably blown up at this point,
01:21:51.960
there's a lot of people that are not happy that it,
01:21:57.600
my point is if I had the opportunity to talk to the guy yesterday,
01:22:02.840
the volley of shots have been fired back and forth,
01:22:05.720
there's a better chance than there will be tomorrow.
01:22:16.960
And then we went outside and you explained to me the rest of it.
01:22:33.340
I think the point is that like these people are losers and they're,
01:22:39.460
but the way you approach that is to try and assuage their fears.
01:22:48.200
And I can manipulate them back into my position.
01:22:56.700
my thing is you spent months working for this venue.
01:23:05.660
I just want to go on the record that these have been the worst series of
01:23:17.860
you're going to have a conversation with some faggot.
01:23:29.180
Top is saying that you can't trick a trickster.
01:23:35.600
We literally had this conversation on dangerous retards.
01:23:45.780
He gets his teeth kicked in and the dumbest debate he's ever had in his life.
01:23:53.940
you can fall out of your apartment and be in the theater.
01:24:06.060
I want to give credit for an argument that if there was something that he was
01:24:09.760
saying on day one and then they didn't like it and they said day two,
01:24:21.600
do you have a signed contract and they're going to be in breach now?
01:24:32.400
they don't deserve to make money like off of what we're doing.
01:24:37.600
that top doesn't utilize me for my business acumen.
01:24:42.900
Like if there's one thing that I can actually do,
01:24:55.480
I don't want anything to do with these people deeply.
01:25:00.860
we're not going to have anything to do with them now.
01:25:02.420
I was uncomfortable doing what we were doing anyway around them.
01:25:08.240
I'm thinking about actually like censoring myself because I don't want to offend these fucking faggots.
01:25:19.460
which is a place that's more in line with our values.
01:25:24.160
That's the whole point of what we're doing here.
01:25:26.300
I didn't do this to fucking go there and be in a nice place.
01:25:36.800
The ultimatum was get rid of this guy and maybe you could stay until you do something else that pisses us off.
01:25:50.260
He showed me an ADL article and said that you can't perform here because of this.
01:26:00.100
I'm not going to tow the line to stay on the platform.
01:26:03.080
I've never once said that we were going to back off the actual content of our material.
01:26:08.260
A reasonable adult conversation with the guy just to express to him that the pressure you're receiving is fictitious.
01:26:32.280
Why the fuck am I talking to some dumb fat Jew here?
01:26:36.620
you're getting messages from the mayor that I don't know.
01:26:42.580
I don't want to fucking talk to this guy anymore.
01:26:44.300
I don't like the way that they were looking at us.
01:26:46.020
I don't like the way that they were treating us in that place.
01:26:55.480
I'm going to put this in ways you can understand it.
01:27:02.660
He didn't like the way that people were looking at him.
01:27:04.240
He didn't like the way they were talking to him.
01:27:06.340
The way you feel about blacks is how he feels about Jews.
01:27:19.000
I'm the only person that knows about live production somewhat and has worked in the field.
01:27:28.500
This is also owned by the city who's supposed to be conservative.
01:27:35.960
Even you weren't comfortable with him being there.
01:27:44.620
he looks exactly like the point of the point of that was not,
01:27:49.080
it was not to change the content of what we were saying.
01:27:51.820
It was to try and keep their comfortability level where it's necessary that we could actually continue to do the show there.
01:27:59.860
Why would you want to play that game for how long?
01:28:13.940
if we did the event and it didn't go right and they got really upset,
01:28:16.940
then we wouldn't have never done the event there again.
01:28:21.980
I think I might have been able to salvage the venue for this event.
01:28:25.120
So people didn't have to get new hotels and you didn't have to scramble to find a new venue.
01:28:42.400
You're not going to keep talking because I will keep talking even though I'm going to do it.
01:28:47.840
he'll talk right underneath you the whole show.
01:28:56.540
I want you on this show only when you're sleep deprived.
01:29:09.720
he was doing a pizza review and someone drove by and said,
01:29:16.580
there was like some like kids in the background that laughed and he whipped around.
01:29:40.860
I don't think there's anyone on the planet that takes this shit this seriously.
01:29:50.960
because he's been like in the internet so long and also in like the comedy world for long.
01:30:04.180
And the problem is that whenever you do have something that like the people found out pushes your buttons.
01:30:55.440
You can't get pussy when you're building your own roads.
01:31:25.560
those things just sit there like that all the time.
01:31:33.860
Mostly lifetime member of the Libertarian Party,
01:32:49.100
He has no one who cares about him enough to be like,
01:32:56.000
Playing a ukulele in a room by yourself with weights.
01:33:20.500
a bunch of people were sharing it where they were like,
01:33:22.040
this fucking woke corporation caved and fucking fired.
01:33:30.680
but it's kind of reasonable for a company to be like,
01:33:49.840
It's under a suit and then it's a separate life.
01:34:04.400
if you don't have the wherewithal to not put that out,
01:34:11.040
a Chick-fil-A knows don't put out the Heil Hitler song if you're white.
01:34:24.220
I feel like Dave knew a lot about him and that means they're kind of friends.
01:34:28.300
Dave has a lifetime member of the Libertarian Party.
01:34:36.860
and he is in the final running for godfather of his son.
01:34:44.560
he's been at many shows of mine over the years.
01:35:17.980
I think we just watch all four and see who the two who strike us.
01:36:11.560
They probably have multiple weeks of the people sending stuff.
01:36:34.160
I think you need to lean into the got caught jerking
01:36:56.860
one of the main clips we leave up all the time.
01:37:22.780
workshop it and then send it in because we can,
01:37:58.240
how do you pick that one as the first one you thought of?
01:38:17.040
say the closest I've ever come to pussy is jerking off with my,
01:38:34.360
and then you breastfed off this bitch after your buddy busted inside of her.
01:38:48.500
which means that you probably got some of his come.
01:39:21.260
The story in France where I got really scared and I.
01:40:12.340
Can we talk about how gay their response was though?
01:40:26.920
But even then it's still like on his social media and it's a pair.
01:40:51.200
It's not like you recorded this at work and was like,
01:40:57.620
you know what would have been really cool is if you had recorded that at work.
01:41:10.060
he's about halfway through the song and his boss comes over and he's like,
01:41:19.220
We're just trying to inculcate society against cancel culture so fucking hard that I could like never come back.
01:41:27.280
I love the fact that that top top says there's no way I could have salvaged the event,
01:41:35.460
then fucking go over there tomorrow and fix it.
01:41:37.580
And this is after he spent the last 24 hours putting out everybody's contact information involved.
01:41:46.040
Nephilim death squad and talked about it today.
01:41:47.760
God knows how many calls he's been giving the phone number out to all of his fans and followers.
01:41:53.780
I'm sure we are absolutely blacklisted in a way that is totally insurmountable at this point.
01:41:58.920
I like to think that he knows that and he's sending you into a trap and that's really funny.
01:42:07.120
it's like there was two positions being argued.
01:42:12.860
but it's another thing to say that it was like,
01:42:20.340
I feel like you could take both paths of where you go.
01:42:29.180
but don't tell me it couldn't have been salvaged.
01:42:44.360
you could potentially go and salvage a tomorrow.
01:42:59.880
if I go over there tomorrow and I salvage this shit,
01:43:02.300
I am a goddamn legend after what he fucking said.
01:43:14.720
I do think it was a big dick move for the guy to be like,
01:43:17.220
I found this ADL article and the top just goes.
01:43:40.500
He doesn't include the fact that he just walked away mid conversation.
01:43:44.520
I find that out because we talked to the dude who owns like half the town and he goes,
01:44:04.260
he could still be a faggot and have his mind changed.
01:44:08.240
At one point he had his mind changed about getting fucked in the ass.
01:44:13.540
but you just have to be gentle with the homos and like,
01:44:25.900
and express to them in a way that makes them feel safe,
01:44:38.340
I could have spit on my dick and top was just like raw.
01:44:46.920
I actually kind of defer to top in the sense that like,
01:44:57.600
There was no way it couldn't happen or whatever,
01:45:04.320
We could be doing this fucking event right where I live four times a year for the next fucking God knows how long.
01:45:17.500
maybe the next time like that theater is still in play.
01:45:32.800
God knows how many fucking phone calls they're going to get because of this shit.
01:45:48.560
they probably hold a hell of one for ransom already.
01:45:50.600
I'm not even entirely convinced these are pedophiles that are doing this.
01:45:56.040
I walk over there tomorrow and I get a fucking gun pulled on me because they're like,
01:46:22.640
is that they have little girls go and do dance class.
01:46:38.160
This is the number one thing we got to keep going.
01:46:50.520
we will put out the address for the new venue and everything else.
01:46:53.260
I think via email or however the fuck top communicates with you guys tomorrow.