Tower Gang - June 13, 2025


Ep 232 - Kancel Kulture Korner

Topics
chicken hawk concept Leesburg biker convention gas subscriptions furry convention cancel culture cancel culture cancel culture tower gang
Hosted by
Toad Clint Russell Jose Galison Cole TopLobsta Layne Tyler (Janke)
Guests
Owen Benjamin
Mentioned
Hey Clint Dave Bratt Heil Hitler Fuck Glenn Greenwald Greta Thunberg Laura Loomer Put Tyler Dude Laney Eddie Grimm Tim Pool Nigga Debo Doxins Kirk Dennis James Heflin Will Chamberlain Deebo Dachshunds Lainey Hobbamok Michael Jackson Patrice O'Neill and 45 more
Ep 229 - Toad With a Banger

Episode Stats


Length

1 hour and 47 minutes

Words per minute

199.26

Word count

21,507

Sentence count

2,652

Harmful content

Misogyny

109

sentences flagged

Toxicity

1,111

sentences flagged

Hate speech

183

sentences flagged


Summary

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On this episode of Making a Play, the boys talk about a man named Owen Benjamin. They also talk about the Florida Fish and Wildlife Park shooting, and a bunch of other stuff. Also, the guys talk about why they don't like black people.

Transcript

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00:00:12.360 Hashtag make a play.
00:00:15.020 Your podcast.
00:00:16.840 We still know who this guy is, right?
00:00:18.540 Or we don't know.
00:00:21.080 I don't know.
00:00:23.120 Yeah, we think we do know.
00:00:24.900 Cancel culture corner.
00:00:26.720 Send everybody after.
00:00:27.820 That was clever.
00:00:28.740 Whoever came up with that.
00:00:30.000 That was me.
00:00:31.340 Good job, Toad.
00:00:32.960 Thank you.
00:00:34.000 It was clever with a K.
00:00:36.360 I'm good once in a while at this.
00:00:39.540 Chicken Hawk to a Benjamin somehow got...
00:00:43.440 If you was allowed to...
00:00:45.600 Are my levels the same as everybody's or do I need to be louder?
00:00:48.340 You sound fine to me.
00:00:50.320 Do you say they call him a chicken hawk? 0.84
00:00:52.300 I didn't ask for fine, nigga. 1.00
00:00:54.040 I said do I sound the same?
00:00:55.780 You sound great.
00:00:56.920 Yeah, I think you sound good.
00:00:57.820 Chicken Hawk, that means like a war hawk, basically.
00:01:01.380 Well, there's two versions.
00:01:03.080 There's people who send people to war that don't want to do it themselves.
00:01:06.160 There's also boy lovers.
00:01:08.380 Chicken hawks.
00:01:08.700 Wait, wait.
00:01:09.160 We're live right now?
00:01:10.280 Going after chicken hawks.
00:01:10.900 Oh, no.
00:01:11.520 Oh, man.
00:01:12.240 Wait, what?
00:01:13.600 We're live? 1.00
00:01:14.280 What the fuck? 1.00
00:01:14.940 Damn, how dare you say the concept of a chicken hawk? 1.00
00:01:17.480 I talk about that on my morning show all the time if you guys are interested. 0.99
00:01:19.860 Wait a second, everybody.
00:01:20.800 I'm trying to read this.
00:01:21.940 So call to action.
00:01:22.940 Chicken hawk.
00:01:23.860 Make sure the local government and taxpayers in Leesburg, Florida...
00:01:27.940 He spelled Florida wrong.
00:01:29.700 Floridia.
00:01:30.780 Yeah.
00:01:31.820 Floridia.
00:01:32.380 Florida know that their tax dollars are going to house and give a stage to known anti-Semites
00:01:38.020 and racists on June 20 and 21st.
00:01:42.220 Good.
00:01:43.380 If I'm going to be taxed...
00:01:44.380 Funded by tax dollars.
00:01:45.740 I want my taxes to go to that if I have to pay them.
00:01:48.180 I thought Leesburg was cool like that, but I guess they're not.
00:01:51.660 I thought Leesburg was going to be like, yeah, that's kind of our thing is like anti-Semitism
00:01:55.640 and racism.
00:01:57.040 Yeah, this is what we...
00:01:58.080 I thought that's what we did here.
00:01:59.280 That's why I moved here.
00:02:00.400 Not very Sleazeburg of them.
00:02:03.080 I'm looking at this person's...
00:02:04.220 No, no. 1.00
00:02:04.540 This person is a sick person. 0.98
00:02:07.160 I'm looking at all their videos and it's just videos about Owen Benjamin. 1.00
00:02:11.320 They're mentally ill. 0.98
00:02:12.300 They have nothing better to do than to follow Owen Benjamin. 0.98
00:02:15.980 Yeah, I guess I'm not going to play any of these videos.
00:02:19.700 Breaking news, guys.
00:02:22.560 Sorry, hold on.
00:02:23.420 Yeah, breaking news.
00:02:24.100 Let me explain what's going on here.
00:02:24.720 Can you explain what's going on here?
00:02:25.040 Let me explain this to you guys.
00:02:29.580 How do I say it?
00:02:31.340 We're canceled.
00:02:31.880 We're canceled, people.
00:02:33.200 We got canceled.
00:02:33.940 That's why I titled the show this. 1.00
00:02:35.840 We got your money, bitches. 1.00
00:02:37.220 You ain't getting it back. 1.00
00:02:38.400 No, I'm just kidding.
00:02:40.260 Top Lops of Productions. 1.00
00:02:41.480 As much as dumb stuff as black people do and as often as they go to prison, where do they keep coming from? 1.00
00:03:06.940 They are basically farm equipment. 1.00
00:03:08.860 That's crazy.
00:03:09.400 If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go. 1.00
00:03:13.800 Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans. 1.00
00:03:17.580 Let's go straight up to Israel. 1.00
00:03:23.040 I'm not even fucking kidding. 0.99
00:03:28.640 I go by the gut, baby. 1.00
00:03:29.960 I shoot from the hips. 1.00
00:03:30.800 I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass. 1.00
00:03:34.180 I've just only said the truth. 1.00
00:03:37.040 The next cock up is a very nice cock. 0.99
00:03:41.400 Because it would hurt. 0.99
00:03:42.500 I wouldn't be able to take it.
00:03:46.420 It's not what this show is about. 1.00
00:03:48.240 This shit is retarded. 1.00
00:03:49.060 Yo, I'm like, I'm scrolling. 1.00
00:03:55.620 I'm sorry. 0.90
00:03:56.080 I'm fucking scrolling through a year ago. 0.85
00:03:59.140 And it's just like every couple of weeks. 0.97
00:04:02.180 Imagine making a video about one dude.
00:04:05.880 And it's like decently, decent quality of the video.
00:04:09.240 You can tell that he's upped his thumbnail game and all this shit as he's gone on.
00:04:15.140 He's taking it more seriously. 0.98
00:04:17.020 I don't understand.
00:04:18.240 This is what I feel like when I've talked about Tim Pool more than twice in like a two episode span.
00:04:22.900 This is what I feel like.
00:04:23.820 I don't like this guy gets way more views than better off Dan.
00:04:28.100 But I'm not here.
00:04:29.380 So I think I'm okay.
00:04:30.920 He gets a couple hundred views after putting all this production into trying to ruin someone's life. 1.00
00:04:36.060 He's a fucking loser. 1.00
00:04:37.000 It's wild. 1.00
00:04:38.180 So I'm trying to figure out where did he...
00:04:40.600 So Trump supporters are a joke.
00:04:43.320 Whatever.
00:04:43.940 This person is...
00:04:44.840 Top, top, explain what's going on. 1.00
00:04:47.080 They're just mentally unstable. 0.98
00:04:48.420 I don't know how... 0.60
00:04:49.180 But at some point...
00:04:50.100 Do we need to be laborless here?
00:04:51.620 At some point here, one year ago, he decides Owen Benjamin is a very dangerous person.
00:04:57.660 And then from then on, it's all about Owen. 0.92
00:05:00.880 Dangerously retarded. 1.00
00:05:02.220 You need to explain what's going on. 0.99
00:05:04.160 Oh, yeah.
00:05:04.660 We got canceled from the theater that we were booking to have you guys show up to and do
00:05:11.540 Bohemian Grove.
00:05:13.420 We got canceled.
00:05:14.840 Don't pull that up.
00:05:15.440 By this guy.
00:05:16.180 By whoever is making these videos.
00:05:18.360 Yeah.
00:05:18.480 By a guy that you can't see.
00:05:20.340 Yeah.
00:05:20.560 By that guy.
00:05:21.220 But this guy actually might be Debo Doxins.
00:05:23.920 There's actually three culprits out there.
00:05:25.500 There's this guy. 0.95
00:05:26.260 There's Debo Doxins, who's a pedophile from North Virginia that molested a 16-year-old girl. 0.90
00:05:31.200 The guy that plays for the 49ers? 0.97
00:05:33.620 That's Debo. 0.99
00:05:34.340 I hate you. 1.00
00:05:40.180 He also doesn't play for the 49ers anymore, you dumbass. 1.00
00:05:42.700 I don't know where the fuck he is now. 1.00
00:05:43.840 He plays for the Commanders. 1.00
00:05:45.300 Toad, it's wild.
00:05:46.100 I don't call this slump continue.
00:05:49.840 I don't call them that.
00:05:51.200 You know why, Toad?
00:05:52.000 No. 1.00
00:05:52.160 Shut the fuck up, Toad. 1.00
00:05:53.380 I see what you're doing. 1.00
00:05:55.260 This guy, he becomes the center of the show for weeks.
00:05:59.680 That's not what I'm trying to do.
00:06:00.660 I'm just trying to make a joke. 1.00
00:06:01.620 Shut the fuck up, Toad. 1.00
00:06:02.900 And then complains about it. 1.00
00:06:05.080 And then the second that the show is actually doing something like, this involves all of us.
00:06:10.800 This is a big...
00:06:11.640 He wants to take that back to himself, the attention.
00:06:15.120 You see what's wrong with this guy?
00:06:16.440 I'm just trying to make a joke when I see an opportunity.
00:06:18.620 That's all I'm doing. 0.97
00:06:19.380 What opportunity, nigga? 1.00
00:06:20.960 We got fucking canceled. 1.00
00:06:23.240 We're setting up an event, an opportunity to make a 49ers joke? 0.99
00:06:28.360 Yeah.
00:06:29.480 You want to make jokes about 49ers?
00:06:31.180 You're talking about practice?
00:06:32.240 This is a tower game.
00:06:33.600 We're supposed to be laughing, man.
00:06:35.680 It's not supposed to be serious.
00:06:37.620 Nah, dude.
00:06:37.940 This is a funeral. 1.00
00:06:39.000 This sucks. 0.99
00:06:40.580 We got canceled. 0.98
00:06:41.760 I don't want it to.
00:06:42.480 In reality, what we're doing is we went to the child trafficking, that little list.
00:06:46.900 You can get the ones nearby.
00:06:48.560 And then we're doxing them backwards.
00:06:50.600 We're finding their Twitter handles, and then we're just blaming all of our ills on them.
00:06:54.740 We're contriving these cancellation campaigns and then just blaming it on them.
00:06:58.940 Just blitzing them as if they're the ones doing it.
00:07:01.280 That way we can ruin their lives.
00:07:03.260 It's the reverse dox. 1.00
00:07:04.200 It's the new new shit. 1.00
00:07:05.240 That's what we're on. 1.00
00:07:07.100 Yeah, but for real, everybody go dox it.
00:07:08.920 No, dude.
00:07:09.520 But he lives in North Virginia.
00:07:13.740 He's got a wife and three kids.
00:07:15.580 41 years old. 1.00
00:07:16.840 Still time to fuck kids. 1.00
00:07:18.420 Still time. 1.00
00:07:19.220 I mean, you got your whole life ahead of you, dog. 1.00
00:07:22.760 You're in your kid fucking prime, man, and you're wasting it on us. 1.00
00:07:27.700 On little Leesburg, Florida. 1.00
00:07:29.340 Shame on you, dog. 0.95
00:07:30.580 You should be out there in the field.
00:07:34.260 Handfuls of candy, man.
00:07:35.240 What are you doing out here?
00:07:36.080 You know how many kids went unfucked because you were doxing us?
00:07:39.880 Yeah.
00:07:40.520 Yeah.
00:07:41.140 Go do your job, man.
00:07:42.560 Do your job.
00:07:43.160 There's always so much time in the day.
00:07:43.920 You have to prioritize. 1.00
00:07:45.480 And it's like, if you're a kid fucker, fuck kids. 1.00
00:07:47.520 Stop trying to fuck us. 1.00
00:07:49.180 We're adults. 1.00
00:07:49.260 You need to pick a lane.
00:07:50.140 Pick a lane. 1.00
00:07:50.640 Why are you trying to fuck adults? 1.00
00:07:51.200 Pick a lane, man. 1.00
00:07:52.280 You can't be fucking online retard and also pedophile. 1.00
00:07:55.320 That's too many things. 1.00
00:07:56.300 In my 40s, you cannot fuck me, bro. 1.00
00:07:58.720 That's my defense, so. 1.00
00:08:01.000 You definitely can't fuck Toad. 0.99
00:08:02.420 That's not bad. 1.00
00:08:03.180 That's my sweet, sweet boy.
00:08:04.860 No.
00:08:05.060 That's right.
00:08:05.440 He thinks I'm a child, actually.
00:08:06.720 I think that's what's going on.
00:08:07.660 I'm going to run for local government in Leesburg.
00:08:09.940 That'd be really funny.
00:08:10.920 In all seriousness, how do we find out about this?
00:08:13.600 The thought came across my head about running for local government in Leesburg. 0.98
00:08:17.860 And I was like, that's fucking what a waste of time. 0.99
00:08:19.520 But the spite in me. 1.00
00:08:20.840 They're pretty sick to grift that.
00:08:21.460 Yeah. 1.00
00:08:21.680 The spite makes me want to fucking buy the entire town. 0.98
00:08:24.800 I'm angry, dude. 0.96
00:08:26.460 Anyways, I'm going to do the truncated version because we just dispaced with Josie and we
00:08:29.520 gave the whole story.
00:08:30.120 But just very quickly, we went back over there a couple days ago.
00:08:34.460 Or was it yesterday?
00:08:35.260 I think it was yesterday.
00:08:36.660 Whatever.
00:08:37.360 It's a blur.
00:08:37.900 It was a day or two ago.
00:08:39.360 It was yesterday.
00:08:41.100 So we go to the theater because we're going to go measure some things to put up additional
00:08:45.580 signage.
00:08:46.620 And the guy who's like the, I don't know, I guess the manager of the theater lets us in
00:08:53.080 and everything seems fine.
00:08:55.060 Like, I don't sense anything necessarily being off.
00:08:58.560 And then he pulls Topp aside and he says, hey, you know, we got this, we got this letter
00:09:05.400 or whatever.
00:09:06.360 We got contacted.
00:09:07.640 And, you know, this Owen guy that you're going to have on, you know, that he's like a racist, 0.95
00:09:12.660 homophobic, blah, blah, blah. 0.98
00:09:14.340 And anti-Semite. 0.83
00:09:16.060 And Topp tries to defend it.
00:09:18.120 He says he's Jewish actually.
00:09:19.540 And, you know, what are we doing here? 0.99
00:09:21.300 What he says initially, he goes, you're aware that this guy's a bigot, racist, homophobe. 0.99
00:09:27.540 And I said, yes. 0.99
00:09:29.320 And then he goes, well, I'm Jewish and this guy's an anti-Semite.
00:09:33.660 And I go, he's Jewish too.
00:09:35.580 And then he just immediately hits back with, we just can't, we're not going to be able
00:09:39.580 to do it here with Owen.
00:09:42.640 And I'm just like, so I said, oh, okay.
00:09:46.080 And then I walk, like they're on stage. 0.98
00:09:47.780 Clint and David are on stage measuring stuff with a fucking dude that's going to be doing 0.99
00:09:51.340 the documentary. 0.99
00:09:52.660 Too bad he didn't have a camera with them.
00:09:54.120 But like, it's just like everybody there saw it.
00:09:56.620 And we immediately go on stage and we start game planning on the stage what we're going
00:10:01.780 to do our next like three moves.
00:10:04.740 And then I guess we just, we decide that these moves are adequate and we just go, all right.
00:10:11.560 And we leave.
00:10:13.100 Don't say anything. 0.99
00:10:14.220 We just fucking leave. 0.98
00:10:14.980 Like I never even answered him. 0.98
00:10:16.120 Like what, what he was asking me was, will you throw Owen off?
00:10:20.020 Because if you do, then we can continue this. 1.00
00:10:22.500 Oh, fuck him. 1.00
00:10:23.620 And I just said, I said like, oh, okay. 1.00
00:10:26.800 And then I walked away from him and I immediately started talking to the guys.
00:10:29.980 I know like, this is what happened.
00:10:31.500 And they're like, you're joking, right?
00:10:32.820 And like, no, no, no, not joking.
00:10:33.940 This is what happened.
00:10:34.980 We poured all this time and effort into doing this thing.
00:10:37.340 And then we, we used all of our contacts to try and, uh, you know, put whatever leverage
00:10:41.720 we could to try and rectify the situation.
00:10:43.840 Didn't work out.
00:10:45.080 Uh, so we now have a plan B, uh, place, which is not as good, but it is twice as big.
00:10:50.840 Uh, so it's going to be a very large venue, but it will not be a theater.
00:10:55.500 So that's the, the good and the bad.
00:10:58.040 A lot better than aborting it.
00:10:59.540 No, it's not, it was never, it's going to go off.
00:11:02.380 We're doing it.
00:11:03.540 It was just a matter of if we do it in like a theater in like this, uh, it's not really
00:11:08.300 a profession.
00:11:09.020 It was, honestly, it's a kind of rundown theater.
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00:11:26.920 But, uh, it would have been nice for us.
00:11:28.920 It was perfect though.
00:11:29.940 It was.
00:11:30.660 Is it really?
00:11:31.500 It wasn't really good.
00:11:31.860 No, no.
00:11:32.120 It was an awful establishment.
00:11:33.800 There's refuse in the bathroom.
00:11:35.900 No, listen, I would not recommend anyone go there. 0.99
00:11:38.500 Did you take a shit on the floor before you leave? 0.99
00:11:39.800 They have green chairs from the fucking 1960s and they're kind of ratty and tattered up. 0.99
00:11:44.920 Uh, I wasn't a fan of having the fans sit there because it's like five hour days. 0.96
00:11:48.680 We're going to be doing two like long events.
00:11:51.940 Oh, there's no AC?
00:11:53.620 No, there's AC.
00:11:54.600 Oh.
00:11:55.540 Okay.
00:11:56.340 No, but they're going to be sitting in like a stadium.
00:11:58.500 In the middle of summer in Florida, it's just no AC there.
00:12:01.860 AC just doesn't work.
00:12:03.040 It's like we just went to the theater.
00:12:04.680 The new place is going to be a half an hour or 40 minutes away from me.
00:12:08.800 So, uh, we're going to get, we're going to send out details tomorrow.
00:12:11.820 So anybody that got their tickets, hopefully you can, you know, cancel your hotel and rebook closer.
00:12:16.440 You can, you can cancel the hotel.
00:12:18.220 I canceled the hotel already, uh, that I was staying at.
00:12:21.920 I am working at a deal for another hotel for you guys.
00:12:26.540 That's like fairly close to the venue.
00:12:29.160 Um, and, uh, it's actually cheaper, better room rates.
00:12:32.620 So stay, look out for the emails tomorrow.
00:12:35.020 I will drop them and push them.
00:12:36.640 Once I get all this stuff, I've been working tirelessly to get this pulled off twice.
00:12:42.100 And, uh, now, now we're going, we're all getting canceled, man.
00:12:45.560 This is crazy.
00:12:47.020 Yeah.
00:12:47.520 Cole lost his job.
00:12:48.660 I lost my job.
00:12:50.640 I mean, before Cole, now we lost our venue. 0.99
00:12:53.480 I moved to the middle of fucking nowhere because on the promise that this town was like based as hell. 1.00
00:12:58.260 Yeah. 0.99
00:12:58.500 That's what I was like. 0.99
00:12:59.060 And then the first, the first fucking event we try and run, we get canceled. 0.99
00:13:03.020 I'm like, I am, I am fucking furious. 0.99
00:13:05.800 Technically Topsh had known, man. 0.98
00:13:07.140 If he was like, Hey, let's go into business with this Jewish guy. 0.99
00:13:10.340 How could you though? 0.99
00:13:11.060 How the fuck would I have known? 0.99
00:13:12.460 He spoke to the, you spoke to the guy who owns half the town and he told you that himself. 0.99
00:13:17.180 Right?
00:13:18.100 Yeah.
00:13:18.820 Okay.
00:13:19.080 So this is, I did too.
00:13:21.380 I spoke to the guy who owns the town.
00:13:22.960 He's the guy who owns the town. 0.99
00:13:24.360 We've like, we had conversations, like a couple of them because he was calling the mayor for us and saying, what the fuck are you guys doing? 0.96
00:13:31.340 But they're so, these people were running so scared because of probably this video and a phone call. 0.99
00:13:37.940 It's so crazy. 0.98
00:13:39.240 This is how fucking scared they are. 0.99
00:13:41.080 Imagine living your life this way. 0.99
00:13:42.540 The guy that owns half your town that runs the commerce.
00:13:46.060 The reason why it's not a dead shithole the way it was before is because of this guy.
00:13:50.760 And he's like, what are you doing?
00:13:52.460 This is bad for business.
00:13:54.140 And you still puss out. 0.96
00:13:55.700 It's going to be one of the biggest events that the city has hosted. 1.00
00:13:58.720 And now stop being fake and gay. 1.00
00:14:00.700 It's literally, it's literally like the only thing that they have that comes through this town is some biker convention. 0.99
00:14:08.480 And we could have done this, this event.
00:14:10.940 Let me tell you what I found out. 0.99
00:14:12.160 Let me fucking finish my sentence. 0.99
00:14:13.240 No, no, no, no, no, because that's important. 1.00
00:14:14.620 The biker, the biker convention, what I found out this morning, as I did some more, I told, I told the, the, the, the, they're a bunch of fags. 1.00
00:14:22.180 I told the musician that's supposed to be there because we, we had a surprise, just like somebody playing music. 0.96
00:14:27.220 It's whatever.
00:14:28.200 I told her that we can't do it anymore because it doesn't make sense.
00:14:31.640 The venue that we would be located.
00:14:33.140 She told me that Leesburg kicked out the original president of that biker fest because he was too, what she described as like pro-Trump. 0.99
00:14:43.920 So I'm like, what the fuck is going on in this place? 1.00
00:14:47.260 Shit. 1.00
00:14:48.560 Yeah, dude, it's Florida. 0.99
00:14:50.180 That, that part of the, the map is lit up red.
00:14:54.820 Like Leesburg is deeply conservative.
00:14:57.960 Yeah. 0.99
00:14:58.120 But then that main street there, apparently we ran into the only fucking Democrats that are like within 500 miles of me. 0.99
00:15:05.480 It's crazy. 1.00
00:15:06.520 It's a Jew. 1.00
00:15:07.540 Crazy. 1.00
00:15:08.120 Yeah.
00:15:08.520 I mean, the town's name ends in Berg, so we should have known.
00:15:12.280 Who would have thought, yeah.
00:15:13.900 Who would have thought we're in Leesburg?
00:15:16.140 It really, it is, not to get too serious, but it is a really fascinating microcosm of how like woke progressives conquered everything. 0.99
00:15:25.800 Because they, they just get into positions of authority, like their little tiny fiefdoms, and they go like, I'm now, I'm now running shit. 0.97
00:15:33.700 And it's like, even if they're outnumbered, they still get into positions of authority just to fuck up people's lives. 1.00
00:15:38.900 Like they're just such, such scumbags. 1.00
00:15:41.160 It's unbelievable. 1.00
00:15:41.900 They got to be ousted.
00:15:43.440 Yeah.
00:15:43.700 Like the elders, they come together, they say, hey, you guys should take positions of influence.
00:15:48.780 And from there, then we take over, you know, through the peasant class, you know. 0.61
00:15:52.640 This goes all the way up to Israel.
00:15:54.340 And I'm not even joking.
00:15:56.340 The literature is there.
00:15:57.660 This is, this is the dude, he's the, the mayor or so, whatever.
00:16:01.100 That is a, two-year-old.
00:16:02.140 Reisman, yeah.
00:16:03.480 His name is Reisman.
00:16:04.220 It's a strong chin, by the way.
00:16:05.040 Strong chin.
00:16:05.620 It is.
00:16:05.920 I like that. 1.00
00:16:06.820 That dude will fuck you up. 1.00
00:16:08.560 That chin looks like it's, it looks like it's Photoshopped. 1.00
00:16:11.620 Dude, what's crazy is like, they fold it under like the least bit of pressure as well.
00:16:15.920 It's like, it's, it's no pressure.
00:16:17.800 It's no pressure. 0.99
00:16:18.440 It's a fucking random YouTube schizo. 0.99
00:16:21.000 It's a way that gets under a thousand views. 0.99
00:16:23.060 Usually under a thousand.
00:16:24.460 Most, usually also like, under 500 views.
00:16:27.700 He showed me an ADL article.
00:16:29.800 And then I said, like, because I've seen it.
00:16:31.540 I said, yeah, I've seen this.
00:16:32.400 This is from like, like six years ago.
00:16:34.260 Like, two of my buddies got these.
00:16:36.180 There's not even a quote of Owen Benjamin.
00:16:39.020 It's not even a quote of him being like anything.
00:16:41.700 They couldn't even, this is how bad they are at their job.
00:16:43.720 And I was like, dude, I could find you some of those quotes.
00:16:46.220 Not even a quote in the article.
00:16:47.460 And that's what they referenced.
00:16:48.480 And I was like, are you out of your, like, it's like, there's no, there's no discussion
00:16:51.940 to be had here.
00:16:52.680 That's the same thing that the SPLC did when they wrote me up.
00:16:55.400 It was like, like, they didn't have anything.
00:16:57.700 It's just, they just like headline, you know, racist takeover of the Libertarian party.
00:17:02.540 And then it's like, context, nothing.
00:17:05.400 The crazy thing is, there is context.
00:17:07.420 I have been giving you the videos.
00:17:13.080 It's like, do you know how many years of work I put into this?
00:17:15.900 And you can't even give me a quote?
00:17:18.120 I post them myself.
00:17:19.980 We just sound it. 1.00
00:17:22.080 Fuck you, nigger. 1.00
00:17:23.100 Get off my fucking stream. 1.00
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00:17:37.580 Hashtag make a play.
00:17:40.220 We had astounding racism when Owen was on the show.
00:17:43.020 Like, what was it we were talking about how they tricked blacks over here? 1.00
00:17:46.060 Like, all sorts of craziness. 0.97
00:17:47.560 Banana trees.
00:17:48.100 Banana trees.
00:17:49.280 Oh, yeah.
00:17:49.740 Pancake trees.
00:17:50.360 No, pancake trees.
00:17:51.440 Yeah.
00:17:51.900 Right.
00:17:52.760 You couldn't get a quote from that episode? 0.99
00:17:55.100 Are you fucking kidding me? 0.99
00:17:56.580 Dog, pancake trees is crazy, right? 1.00
00:17:58.740 They're just that lazy. 0.97
00:18:00.400 Like, I feel like the ADL is, like, I understand they're, like, Jewish. 1.00
00:18:04.280 The ADL's a bunch of niggers. 1.00
00:18:06.180 Yeah, but they still hire black people, and so they're lazy. 1.00
00:18:09.580 So, like, all their articles are, like, just, like, the bare minimum they can do. 0.96
00:18:16.180 Like, they're not going to, like, put any work into it at all.
00:18:18.120 Just run through AI, just slop. 0.99
00:18:19.920 Jews using slave labor? 0.99
00:18:21.520 Never heard of such a thing.
00:18:22.320 Never heard of that.
00:18:24.140 It is so weird. 0.96
00:18:25.540 It's so weird to be canceled by, like, one or two gay people. 1.00
00:18:30.100 It's just strange. 0.97
00:18:31.980 It's just crazy.
00:18:32.760 That's how the world works now. 0.91
00:18:33.780 The whole premise of this town was, like, we're coming up here to fucking create something, like, really special. 0.98
00:18:39.240 And then the first fucking event. 0.98
00:18:43.280 And it takes one phone call from one literal schizophrenic on the internet, and they're, like, whoa. 1.00
00:18:51.240 Or a pedophile.
00:18:52.300 One literal schizophrenic who was accurately showing you the things that we actually do, and that's all that it took? 1.00
00:19:01.020 Crazy. 1.00
00:19:01.340 I do want to watch some of this shit. 1.00
00:19:04.280 I know it's, like, a two-hour video, but I want to jump in somewhere. 0.99
00:19:06.340 I do not.
00:19:07.100 I don't want to watch it.
00:19:08.760 I think you should watch it on your show. 1.00
00:19:11.800 Fuck this guy. 1.00
00:19:12.840 I want to hear his voice. 1.00
00:19:13.880 I want to hear his voice.
00:19:14.540 Yes, exactly.
00:19:15.200 I want to get a feel.
00:19:16.660 Tyler, play a short clip of it.
00:19:19.900 I got to experience, because I had to go to the DMV. 0.99
00:19:22.540 Because I'm about to fly down to this thing, I had to go to the DMV to get that stupid real ID. 1.00
00:19:27.240 And I just forgot just how bad, like, black people are at the DMV. 1.00
00:19:31.660 Like, just because I'm not going to have it. 0.97
00:19:34.340 You can still get on without it, right?
00:19:36.580 You know what?
00:19:37.520 That should be the new 9-11. 0.99
00:19:39.320 Never forget. 0.96
00:19:40.220 Black people work at the DMV. 1.00
00:19:41.740 And they fucked it up. 1.00
00:19:42.180 No, no. 1.00
00:19:42.520 Just remembering how terrible black people are. 1.00
00:19:44.060 Like, never forget. 1.00
00:19:44.880 Never forget. 1.00
00:19:45.800 Dude, I'll just whip my circumcised dick out. 1.00
00:19:48.380 Be like, I'm one of you. 1.00
00:19:49.540 We used to use one of those, like, nigger fatigue memes or whatever, and then input that as a caption. 0.99
00:19:54.660 Dude, it was crazy.
00:19:55.800 I go to the DMV, and, like, it's, like, on a Thursday morning, and I'm, like, my wife was telling me, she was, like, hey, your dad went on Tuesday.
00:20:04.560 It took him three hours to get this thing. 0.99
00:20:06.440 I'm, like, what the fuck? 0.99
00:20:08.080 But you don't need the real ID, right? 0.99
00:20:10.040 What?
00:20:10.640 I don't think you need it.
00:20:11.740 You have to have it to fly.
00:20:13.060 So many people don't have it.
00:20:14.240 I don't think they're stopping it.
00:20:15.200 You have to have it to fly after May 17th.
00:20:17.760 Okay. 0.97
00:20:18.280 Be a cuck about it. 0.97
00:20:20.120 I mean, they're just, I mean, it's, like. 1.00
00:20:21.400 This dumb bitch is not going to be able to fly. 1.00
00:20:22.480 Are you telling me that they're not going to let me fly right now? 1.00
00:20:24.660 No, they won't let you fly. 1.00
00:20:26.000 That's what we're saying, you fuck. 1.00
00:20:27.760 No, it's not going to be able to kick off. 1.00
00:20:29.960 No.
00:20:30.440 Are you telling me that this is a date?
00:20:32.200 If you have a passport, you can.
00:20:33.980 I have to get a renewed if I go the passport route.
00:20:37.060 I have an expired passport right now.
00:20:38.680 Dog, you need to do that now.
00:20:39.960 You need to go do it.
00:20:40.740 That's why I had to go do it.
00:20:42.140 That's how the government works.
00:20:42.720 We're all etacus here.
00:20:43.620 We're not supporting it.
00:20:44.600 But unless you want to bring your birth certificate and two forms of letter to the TSA and then
00:20:53.040 have them do it.
00:20:54.480 Yeah.
00:20:54.840 With like.
00:20:55.860 Okay.
00:20:56.160 I mean, but they're just going to take four hours.
00:20:57.700 I'm just looking at.
00:20:58.500 I'm looking at Clint.
00:20:59.700 Oh, look at the way he's looking at Toad.
00:21:01.800 Like, Jesus Christ. 1.00
00:21:03.280 Dude, I don't comply with this shit. 0.99
00:21:05.000 I love you to go to it and say, I don't comply with this. 1.00
00:21:08.720 They're like, all right, then you're not going to fly. 1.00
00:21:10.320 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99
00:21:12.120 Can you give your full name, please? 1.00
00:21:14.060 I think you can go through.
00:21:15.180 I think you can go through extra steps, but you just have to make sure you get there early.
00:21:19.260 What if I get to get there really early and you have to bring certain things.
00:21:22.360 I'm pretty sure you have to bring your birth certificate to the airport.
00:21:24.860 Oh, my God.
00:21:25.940 I don't even have it.
00:21:28.320 You have to have it for the real ID unless you have like your passport.
00:21:34.340 My birth certificate has a checkbox on it, checked off that says that I was backwards.
00:21:40.660 What?
00:21:41.500 It's like boy, girl, backwards. 0.97
00:21:43.560 Backwards.
00:21:44.200 Just built upside down. 0.87
00:21:46.380 But, dude, I go there, wait for, and it's just, it's just black people, like, both as the workers and in line, and then illegal. 0.97
00:21:56.320 Both as the workers and in line. 0.98
00:21:59.080 Both of them slow as hell. 0.98
00:22:00.800 Dude, just a vicious circle snake getting its own tail. 0.99
00:22:02.920 Yeah, it's terrible. 1.00
00:22:03.680 You fucked up terribly. 1.00
00:22:05.160 If you walk into any establishment and the people working there and the customers are black, you're in the wrong country or the wrong area. 1.00
00:22:11.800 Unless it's barbecue. 0.96
00:22:12.820 Unless you're eating some barbecue.
00:22:14.840 And then you're like, I'm in the right, barbecue and fried chicken.
00:22:17.040 Yeah, fried chicken.
00:22:18.260 If it's Popeyes, that's right.
00:22:19.740 But other than that.
00:22:20.300 You can be in a barbecue joint or a Baptist church.
00:22:22.220 Those are the only places that's cool.
00:22:23.620 Yeah.
00:22:23.900 Yeah.
00:22:24.300 But, dude, and, like, it was that and Mexicans. 0.99
00:22:28.500 And I'm pretty sure illegal Mexicans because, like, they were not speaking a lick of English all. 1.00
00:22:32.840 I mean, and it was, I'm talking, I get there at, like, 7, 10.
00:22:36.460 It opens up at, like, 8.
00:22:38.440 Line out the door.
00:22:39.940 We all rush in. 0.98
00:22:40.900 And, like, there's, like, these fat Mexicans that, like, are trying to, like, I'm standing there. 1.00
00:22:44.820 And I'm, like, I'm not fucking moving. 0.99
00:22:46.120 I'm not getting you, letting you in front of me. 1.00
00:22:47.980 And this fat Mexican bitch is, like, nope. 1.00
00:22:50.820 And then, like, she tries to snake her way in there. 1.00
00:22:54.720 She gets in there.
00:22:55.340 But, like, I'm telling you, I forgot just how bad.
00:22:59.880 Because, like, I don't register to vote.
00:23:02.780 I don't do, like, any of, like, so I don't care.
00:23:05.500 You know what I mean?
00:23:06.260 I didn't renew my tags.
00:23:07.540 I didn't renew my tags for three years.
00:23:09.360 So I never went to DMV.
00:23:10.260 You just got to not get pulled over.
00:23:12.080 And then I go in there.
00:23:13.520 And I'm, like, oh, this is why there's all.
00:23:16.040 Because it is.
00:23:16.580 Here's a fun fact for everybody.
00:23:19.640 The last Bohemian Grove, my license was suspended. 0.95
00:23:23.460 So I had to, like, fucking drive around and do all this stuff. 0.94
00:23:27.220 And I couldn't do any of it. 0.98
00:23:28.400 It was incredible.
00:23:30.520 We got that.
00:23:30.860 And I get pulled over.
00:23:32.380 That's it.
00:23:33.140 I completely freaked out because of it.
00:23:35.980 Was it?
00:23:36.720 I'm trying to believe that blacks make up a larger percentage
00:23:39.700 than 13%.
00:23:40.640 Trying to get back to the airport.
00:23:41.660 It's actually because in, like, government,
00:23:42.980 aren't there, like, 90% of black women? 1.00
00:23:46.300 Like, it was something, like, where, like,
00:23:48.380 black women are majority hired by the government. 1.00
00:23:53.680 Like, it's, like, out of all the black jobs. 0.98
00:23:55.740 The primary employer of black women is the federal government. 0.86
00:23:59.300 Yeah.
00:23:59.560 It's, like, 60% of black women that work. 1.00
00:24:02.400 It's the only way they can get a job, man.
00:24:04.320 They're the government office worker archetype. 0.90
00:24:06.500 Like, that's exactly the generic black women. 1.00
00:24:08.800 Like, that's what that is.
00:24:09.600 Yeah. 0.72
00:24:10.140 Massively retarded. 1.00
00:24:12.200 Long nails on a desk. 1.00
00:24:13.340 Lazy. 0.64
00:24:14.380 Yeah. 0.99
00:24:14.600 Fat. 1.00
00:24:15.240 Usually the fattest bitch you've ever seen, too. 1.00
00:24:17.100 Just sitting there. 1.00
00:24:17.800 Just, and it was crazy.
00:24:19.880 So there was, like, three workers doing this real ID thing. 0.51
00:24:24.180 And one of them was the black lady. 1.00
00:24:26.020 I didn't see one time anybody went to her desk.
00:24:28.760 She was just sitting there the whole time.
00:24:30.640 Just. 1.00
00:24:32.160 What the fuck is she doing? 1.00
00:24:33.560 She's just going, she. 1.00
00:24:35.300 Boy, she would come to my desk. 0.99
00:24:37.120 Anytime I go to, like, a government facility 0.90
00:24:39.880 and I interact with one of the black employees,
00:24:42.420 those are the only times I think in my life that, like, 0.95
00:24:44.920 I kind of hope America fails.
00:24:46.180 Yeah, dude.
00:24:47.880 This is why, like, I hated my life working for the MTA.
00:24:50.680 Because it's basically the DMV. 0.99
00:24:53.080 And it's just, like, black people sitting there doing nothing. 1.00
00:24:56.300 It's incredible. 0.99
00:24:57.000 Scott, Scott, real quick.
00:24:57.980 Before you go to war,
00:24:59.480 it's very important that we actually make sure
00:25:01.620 we're targeting the right person. 1.00
00:25:04.260 Fuck it. 1.00
00:25:05.180 Shut. 1.00
00:25:05.700 Yo, spread. 0.99
00:25:06.120 Go to town.
00:25:06.740 Have fun.
00:25:07.500 Splatter shot.
00:25:08.620 All that.
00:25:08.980 Splatter shot, baby.
00:25:10.540 Have a blast, buddy.
00:25:12.020 You know what?
00:25:12.460 Just pick anybody.
00:25:14.080 You know what?
00:25:14.480 Just, like, throw a dart. 1.00
00:25:15.480 Kill whose pets. 1.00
00:25:16.060 A dart at a board. 1.00
00:25:16.980 Whoever name it hits. 1.00
00:25:18.200 Just fucking dock. 0.99
00:25:19.700 You know what? 1.00
00:25:20.500 You know what?
00:25:21.080 I take it back.
00:25:21.780 Do whatever you want to whoever you want.
00:25:24.040 We'll see what happens.
00:25:24.480 I'm thinking about the last 24 minutes of the show
00:25:26.800 and I'm starting to understand why we got cut.
00:25:28.740 That's what I'm like.
00:25:29.520 When he said that about, like, you can't be here,
00:25:32.180 that kind of thing,
00:25:32.720 I was just like, man, we shouldn't be here.
00:25:34.580 Like, this is like, we're not good.
00:25:36.600 We're not good people.
00:25:37.260 But you know what?
00:25:37.860 They're worse.
00:25:38.780 We've got to be somewhere.
00:25:39.540 We're not good people into letting us be here in a few years.
00:25:41.360 That's what's going to happen.
00:25:41.980 I don't agree with that premise at all. 0.97
00:25:43.820 Like, this is, it's so gay. 1.00
00:25:45.900 Like, who gives a fuck? 1.00
00:25:47.500 Yeah. 0.99
00:25:47.700 I bet you they would let, like, 1.00
00:25:49.820 a fucking trans person do some fucking written poetry or some shit. 1.00
00:25:54.880 Some slam poetry. 1.00
00:25:55.680 Not even that.
00:25:56.060 Dude, there were drag queens after the other one. 1.00
00:25:57.840 Remember that?
00:25:58.820 This is the argument of Glenn Greenwald.
00:26:00.980 Be careful, Clint.
00:26:01.940 Very close to that argument.
00:26:03.980 Just saying.
00:26:04.400 What is the argument?
00:26:05.540 The argument is like, 1.00
00:26:06.540 yeah, they would let a fucking degenerate tell us our news. 1.00
00:26:09.300 No, get out of here, bro. 1.00
00:26:09.960 Can you be looking right in the ass? 1.00
00:26:12.140 Nigga, I'm arguing in favor of it. 1.00
00:26:14.360 I'm saying, 1.00
00:26:14.960 if they're going to let some fucking tranny up on the stage, 1.00
00:26:17.120 let some racist podcasters on the stage. 1.00
00:26:18.960 Who gives a fuck? 0.99
00:26:20.240 But we're not even close to that. 0.98
00:26:21.560 How does that have anything to do with Glenn Greenwald? 0.99
00:26:23.740 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.98
00:26:25.980 That's why. 1.00
00:26:26.400 Fuck Glenn Greenwald in the ass. 1.00
00:26:29.960 There, I said it. 1.00
00:26:31.140 There, fire me.
00:26:32.260 Sue me. 1.00
00:26:32.780 Fucking cancel me. 1.00
00:26:33.780 Fuck Glenn Greenwald. 1.00
00:26:35.360 Yeah, he groomed his husband, I believe. 1.00
00:26:38.060 Yeah, it does seem that way. 1.00
00:26:39.380 His husband died of anal sex, 1.00
00:26:41.200 of anal sex complications. 1.00
00:26:42.900 Isn't that just called AIDS? 0.98
00:26:44.520 It is pretty complicated.
00:26:45.660 Tell me that's not a gangster way to go out. 0.98
00:26:47.820 Anal sex complications. 0.75
00:26:48.940 Is that what's on the death certificate?
00:26:51.820 What a great COD there.
00:26:56.400 Doctor, what was the time of death?
00:26:58.660 It's like, it's eight o'clock.
00:26:59.880 I'm not saying it's cool. 1.00
00:27:03.260 I'm just saying it's gangster as fuck. 0.99
00:27:05.420 I don't know if I'd say gangster. 1.00
00:27:06.720 It's unique.
00:27:07.960 Yeah, it's...
00:27:08.820 Well, actually, it's probably not even that unique. 1.00
00:27:10.480 He's thinking about those degenerate fucks. 1.00
00:27:12.960 Glenn Greenwald. 1.00
00:27:13.560 Do you think...
00:27:14.180 Now, honestly...
00:27:14.840 Glenn Greenwald.
00:27:15.240 Do you think he's...
00:27:16.340 Do you think with those little kids...
00:27:17.440 Again, why is it always boys?
00:27:20.620 Why do they always have two boys? 1.00
00:27:22.760 You know the answer to that. 1.00
00:27:24.240 Because they want to fuck them. 1.00
00:27:25.600 But he does great journalism. 1.00
00:27:27.140 He does great news.
00:27:28.800 His articles.
00:27:30.800 That's another thing, Clint.
00:27:32.000 He was just...
00:27:32.520 Okay, so you're breaking news that someone else gave you?
00:27:35.260 Top, top.
00:27:35.500 Look, I'm separating the art from the artist.
00:27:37.300 Top, now you were just getting on to Clint
00:27:39.480 for being the same argument for Glenn Greenwald.
00:27:42.000 You're getting really close to the argument of not separating the art from the artist.
00:27:46.600 And therefore, all the guys you like.
00:27:49.720 Top is literally arguing for our own cancellation.
00:27:53.820 Yeah.
00:27:55.380 That's what he's doing.
00:27:58.180 I dare you.
00:27:59.060 I dare you to cancel.
00:28:00.240 He is a great journalist.
00:28:02.920 Just like Michael Jackson is a great singer.
00:28:06.360 He's a great singer.
00:28:08.160 I will be a great singer.
00:28:08.820 I will be honest.
00:28:09.020 I have concerns.
00:28:10.480 Let's just say that.
00:28:12.540 The amount of hairs...
00:28:14.080 The percentage of hairs you're allowed to harm on a Jew's head 0.98
00:28:17.260 is the same percentage of ham that you're allowed to put in their soup.
00:28:20.520 You're going to say that Trapped in the Closet wasn't great? 0.99
00:28:23.820 Yeah, you're going to listen to fucking Bad and Thriller 0.99
00:28:26.360 and all of Michael Jackson's fucking anthology 0.99
00:28:28.500 and just be like, 1.00
00:28:29.240 Oh, he can't fuck kids? 1.00
00:28:31.540 Like, get the fuck out of here. 1.00
00:28:32.240 No, I'm going to say he did, and so what? 0.98
00:28:35.160 No, he didn't.
00:28:36.560 Where else would that beautiful art come from, you know?
00:28:38.880 I don't know.
00:28:39.440 I don't know.
00:28:39.620 I don't know. 0.99
00:28:41.000 For the record, Glennon, I don't think he fucked kids. 0.99
00:28:44.160 But here's the thing. 0.99
00:28:45.120 When you put out 10 platinum albums, you get to.
00:28:49.200 Them's the rules. 1.00
00:28:50.300 When you break 10 huge news stories, you get to fuck a kid. 1.00
00:28:55.200 That's right. 1.00
00:28:56.120 Right.
00:28:56.840 That's fair.
00:28:57.660 No, no, no.
00:28:59.060 That's not true.
00:28:59.680 You break the NSA spying apparatus, you're allowed to.
00:29:02.580 That's not true.
00:29:02.980 You break crazy articles. 1.00
00:29:05.040 You don't get to rape kids. 1.00
00:29:05.780 You have to go 10 times platinum to do that. 1.00
00:29:08.020 But you do get to kill your husband by fucking him in the ass. 1.00
00:29:10.920 Oh, okay. 1.00
00:29:11.420 That's what you're allowed to do.
00:29:12.360 That makes sense. 1.00
00:29:12.840 There's levels of this shit. 1.00
00:29:13.940 There's levels of shit. 1.00
00:29:14.800 Yeah. 1.00
00:29:15.020 Yeah.
00:29:15.940 We should actually come up with the levels.
00:29:18.220 So that's what that...
00:29:19.100 When in Rome?
00:29:20.940 So the King of the Hill guy's tranny husband, it looks like Buck Teeth Jesus, must have broken 1.00
00:29:26.960 some news story then. 1.00
00:29:28.220 Do you know who's a fucking tranny? 1.00
00:29:29.960 This guy. 1.00
00:29:31.040 Deebo Dachsons. 0.88
00:29:32.360 This is the guy here.
00:29:33.400 Why are we still talking about that? 1.00
00:29:34.980 Because fuck him. 1.00
00:29:36.180 Well, there it is. 1.00
00:29:37.000 FYI.
00:29:37.420 Show isn't going to happen.
00:29:38.280 A group of people that are...
00:29:39.620 They're going to cancel it.
00:29:40.380 No, I'm not part of it.
00:29:41.260 Give me a heads up.
00:29:41.880 Dude, he even...
00:29:41.920 Yo, hold up. 0.87
00:29:42.480 Hold up.
00:29:42.700 Scroll up.
00:29:44.120 He says, in scare quotes, a group of people. 0.73
00:29:47.600 It's like, nigga, it's me.
00:29:48.760 That's what he said. 1.00
00:29:49.860 It's called a gang, motherfucker. 1.00
00:29:51.060 You and Will Chamberlain giving each other anal sex. 1.00
00:29:53.560 Hopefully one of you guys dies of complications. 1.00
00:29:55.660 Here's his sub stack that was on his Twitter page, D Heflin.
00:30:00.860 Here's the article of Virginia.
00:30:02.920 There's also...
00:30:03.740 We also have tweets of his own saying where he lives.
00:30:07.140 Will Chamberlain scored with 100 young boys in one night.
00:30:10.600 Virginia group home employee arrested after inappropriate relationship with 16-year-old
00:30:15.400 Dennis James Heflin, 38 at the time.
00:30:18.440 Which was three years ago.
00:30:20.120 We know he's 41 today.
00:30:21.940 Same dude.
00:30:22.980 Dennis James Heflin.
00:30:24.400 Leave this guy alone, just to be clear.
00:30:26.740 Bristow, Virginia.
00:30:27.640 Yeah, don't bother him.
00:30:28.840 But that's...
00:30:29.360 These are the people.
00:30:30.140 Much.
00:30:30.620 It's crazy.
00:30:31.020 Don't bother him, but there's a better than 50% chance that's the guy responsible for 0.99
00:30:35.040 fucking ruining my entire life. 0.99
00:30:38.360 Correct. 1.00
00:30:39.640 He kind of did ruin all of Clint's life.
00:30:41.320 And all of the listeners as well who are going to come to this.
00:30:45.120 Well, there's 15, really.
00:30:46.260 How many cousin years is that?
00:30:50.680 Whose life was more ruined in the last couple of weeks?
00:30:54.040 Is it Toad's or Clint's?
00:30:58.260 That's a good question.
00:30:59.560 Wait, what was the question?
00:31:00.680 Whose life was more ruined, yours or Toad's?
00:31:03.140 Oh, clearly mine.
00:31:04.700 Yeah, I think so too.
00:31:05.260 My life was already quite bad.
00:31:08.320 Did you put your house up yet, Toad?
00:31:10.020 No, he hasn't, for sure.
00:31:11.000 No, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. 0.97
00:31:12.400 I was living in some fucking Waterview condo in Miami, and now I'm in this hell hole that 0.98
00:31:17.860 was allegedly based in Red Pilled, which is actually blue haired and fag pilled. 1.00
00:31:25.220 That's so crazy.
00:31:26.660 Great title.
00:31:27.680 We're relocating where I'm at now.
00:31:29.500 We have way more base out here. 0.99
00:31:31.280 They don't even fucking care. 0.99
00:31:32.320 I don't believe you. 0.99
00:31:33.420 I'm not going to believe anything now.
00:31:34.720 We can find another town, like, in this area, right, that's close to us.
00:31:37.680 Honestly, Clint, just buy, Clint, buy the theater.
00:31:40.700 It's $3 million. 0.98
00:31:42.040 I'm not going to fucking buy that theater for $3 million. 0.98
00:31:44.120 I thought you were about that. 0.99
00:31:44.860 That's the thing.
00:31:45.400 There's no one that will come to this town other than for what we do.
00:31:49.160 That's the only reason to come here.
00:31:50.860 That's why what we do needs to become huge.
00:31:52.860 It needs to be what everybody does.
00:31:54.140 They have a candy store, though, Clint.
00:31:55.720 I mean.
00:31:56.000 That was weird, Toad.
00:31:56.760 I don't know why.
00:31:58.920 They have a, they have a. 0.99
00:32:00.300 At this point, at this point, I would rather the town burn down than me fucking invest 0.99
00:32:04.580 in it. 0.99
00:32:05.040 It's crazy because the entire town, it's like, it's very small.
00:32:08.680 It could burn down.
00:32:13.260 So we're giving up in Leesburg.
00:32:14.920 We're going over to Leesstein, the next one over.
00:32:17.340 We're going to give it another shot.
00:32:19.140 And then we're going to be surprised when it doesn't work out because of some juice somewhere.
00:32:22.080 Shower gang. 0.98
00:32:24.620 Oh, no kidding.
00:32:25.900 No kidding again with this.
00:32:28.240 Do you mean to tell me every single time?
00:32:30.600 Every, oh, wow.
00:32:31.900 At least 109, I think, or so.
00:32:34.580 You're not helping.
00:32:36.960 They're not helping the, not helping the stereotypes.
00:32:40.240 I'll be honest.
00:32:40.960 And this is coming from the only member of Tower Gang who does not hate Jews. 0.98
00:32:46.380 And I'm telling you, if it's Jewish people that are responsible for ruining my life, we're 1.00
00:32:51.940 going to have words. 0.99
00:32:53.260 Okay.
00:32:54.020 Me and Jews are going to have words.
00:32:55.980 Clint, one of us.
00:32:57.380 One of us.
00:32:59.180 It's coming around.
00:33:00.080 Me and the Jews.
00:33:01.180 This is what they do. 0.99
00:33:01.860 It makes me so mad, dude.
00:33:02.760 It makes me so mad.
00:33:03.660 It's actually just for a half hour, by the way.
00:33:04.680 We've got other content. 1.00
00:33:05.420 How many Jews to fuck you over before you start casting aspersions in all Jews? 1.00
00:33:09.100 I am in future religions. 1.00
00:33:09.580 Apparently, the answer is one.
00:33:11.460 I just needed one. 0.73
00:33:13.420 Dude, he's the worst. 0.96
00:33:14.360 He's the worst when it comes to just like. 1.00
00:33:16.720 He's like, we have no subjects on the fucking spreadsheet. 0.99
00:33:18.980 He has no idea how to segue into other topics. 0.99
00:33:22.840 It's so bad.
00:33:23.800 It's just like.
00:33:24.820 It's very rude. 1.00
00:33:25.380 Well, we have a bunch of shit that's hilarious. 1.00
00:33:28.360 I thought we were going to talk about that shit for like five. 1.00
00:33:30.260 Have you not laughed one time? 1.00
00:33:33.580 And you know what's funny? 0.99
00:33:34.520 We're going to talk about that you don't have a, you won't sell your fucking house, even 0.99
00:33:37.780 though we told you to two and a half weeks ago. 0.99
00:33:39.880 And you spent like an hour putting topics together, probably.
00:33:42.720 By the way.
00:33:43.660 Yeah, that's what I do.
00:33:45.800 I spend like one to two hours doing it every week, and then we don't do any of it.
00:33:49.320 By the way, by the way, the equity in his home is dropping like 10 grand every month
00:33:55.920 that he doesn't sell.
00:33:57.840 No, I don't think so.
00:33:58.760 Comedy gold.
00:34:00.800 Comedy gold.
00:34:02.500 Toad, I think Clint is not the guy to listen to here.
00:34:05.440 He has zero experience in this area.
00:34:08.200 I wouldn't listen to him either. 1.00
00:34:09.100 He doesn't know a goddamn thing. 1.00
00:34:10.340 Clint's the kind of guy to leave a fucking waterfront condo. 1.00
00:34:15.040 He's never mentioned a word about anything in real estate. 0.99
00:34:20.040 I'm trying not to, Goatlord89. 0.79
00:34:22.380 I'm trying not to.
00:34:23.600 How do I not hate him?
00:34:24.600 Well, look, I don't know at this point. 1.00
00:34:29.920 Looking back now, all the Jews, except for like two of them, really fucked me over. 1.00
00:34:33.940 I'm noticing a trend. 0.99
00:34:34.960 I'm about to call up Dave Smith and really give him some of my thoughts.
00:34:38.080 I'm going to go, well, that's what I'm going to do.
00:34:39.440 When's it coming?
00:34:40.320 You've been cool so far, but I know it's coming soon.
00:34:42.480 Dave Smith, by the way, incorrectly called me an atheist, so I'm not really happy about
00:34:46.400 that.
00:34:46.620 Oh, yeah.
00:34:47.080 Oh, we have that news.
00:34:48.160 I still think you're an atheist.
00:34:49.820 When's the last time you went to church?
00:34:52.380 Don't remember.
00:34:53.380 Yeah, exactly.
00:34:54.260 Looking at you, you do look like an atheist, though. 0.98
00:34:56.020 Some Christmas.
00:34:57.060 You do.
00:34:57.520 You have fedoras, dog. 1.00
00:34:59.140 Yeah, put your fucking fedora on. 1.00
00:35:00.320 Honestly, honestly, I don't know. 1.00
00:35:01.460 I can have headphones on at the same time.
00:35:03.580 Put it on top.
00:35:03.980 You look like an atheist, but you also, like, in the way that you hate God, but it also 0.96
00:35:07.640 looks like God hates you as well. 0.51
00:35:09.400 He does.
00:35:11.880 Yeah.
00:35:12.820 They make it hard.
00:35:13.820 Oh, yeah.
00:35:14.160 To not hate him.
00:35:14.760 Yeah.
00:35:15.080 God created me to, like, be one of those people that has, like, a difficult life.
00:35:19.240 You know what I mean?
00:35:19.360 But we do have a video of Toad.
00:35:20.840 Yeah, I want to.
00:35:22.040 Do we have that?
00:35:22.860 Yeah.
00:35:25.160 Oh, it's the whole thing.
00:35:26.560 I've been looking for that.
00:35:27.400 Please play that.
00:35:28.060 That's great.
00:35:28.920 I haven't even watched it, except I saw that one part.
00:35:31.180 I was like, Dave, you're wrong.
00:35:32.480 We have a treat for you guys.
00:35:33.780 I watched it.
00:35:34.500 They did not make any jokes about you that are better than the jokes we've made, but go
00:35:38.020 ahead.
00:35:38.760 Oh, okay.
00:35:39.220 Probably.
00:35:39.680 I haven't watched it yet.
00:35:40.400 It's the biggest loser competition, and what that means is you have to be the fatter.
00:35:45.600 I'm not looking for you to lose weight here.
00:35:47.760 No. 1.00
00:35:47.920 You might want you to be the biggest loser and remain the biggest loser. 0.99
00:35:51.120 You might be such a big loser that in the beginning of this, you know you're skinny, 0.99
00:35:56.120 but you can tell us in that opening thing, like, I'm such a loser, I'm going to move 0.98
00:36:00.060 on to the next round, but I'm going to gain exponential weight throughout this thing.
00:36:04.460 The fattest person isn't necessarily going to win. 0.60
00:36:06.540 The loser, whoever is the quote-unquote biggest loser is going to win.
00:36:10.560 It's a combination of all these things.
00:36:12.240 There's just no way Toad doesn't win.
00:36:13.480 We got it.
00:36:14.380 Fat and a combination of all both. 1.00
00:36:16.840 It's fat and loser. 1.00
00:36:17.920 Let's go. 1.00
00:36:18.260 Oh, wait a minute.
00:36:19.160 Pause it.
00:36:19.560 Pause it.
00:36:20.020 Pause it, Tyler.
00:36:20.900 Four people there.
00:36:21.900 And this dude, the black dude that was on the show, I saw a clip of him.
00:36:26.100 Yeah.
00:36:26.280 He was like how Bert Kreischer is racist because he wore blackface one time, and in this video, 0.99
00:36:32.120 it's Tone fucking doing it. 0.99
00:36:33.760 Oh, let's do it. 0.99
00:36:35.120 Hallelujah.
00:36:37.120 Hold on.
00:36:37.860 What's crazy?
00:36:38.800 Don't let the name fool you.
00:36:40.520 We're not looking for you to lose weight.
00:36:42.340 Oh, it started over again.
00:36:43.320 If you guys want to enter this guy.
00:36:44.640 Pause it real quick again.
00:36:46.160 That guy.
00:36:46.720 A combination?
00:36:48.120 Two things?
00:36:49.200 Shoot us an email.
00:36:50.260 Stop reading over me.
00:36:52.100 Well, I was trying to make the point.
00:36:53.380 I don't care.
00:36:53.660 If you think I'm hot, that's the only thing. 1.00
00:36:55.220 You could be independently fat and independently a loser. 1.00
00:36:57.620 Oh, God. 1.00
00:36:58.080 Don't over explain it.
00:36:59.780 Oh, God. 1.00
00:37:00.440 It sounds like you're fucking submitting to her. 1.00
00:37:02.220 Don't do that. 0.99
00:37:03.300 So.
00:37:03.900 That's a deep guy, by the way.
00:37:05.120 He was interviewed by one of our friends.
00:37:06.700 What is it?
00:37:06.980 Golden Ticket.
00:37:08.260 LOS Golden Ticket.
00:37:09.160 Who?
00:37:09.500 Email LOSGoldenTicket at gmail.com.
00:37:12.220 LOSGoldenTicket, singular, at gmail.com with a one to two minute video describing why you're 0.99
00:37:18.360 the biggest loser. 1.00
00:37:18.960 Let us see how fat you are. 1.00
00:37:20.140 And also talk about what a loser you are. 1.00
00:37:21.700 We have four people that have submitted today. 0.99
00:37:23.900 This is Toad.
00:37:27.100 Cole, what are you talking? 0.97
00:37:28.200 That's already a loser name. 0.98
00:37:29.520 Oh, I know Toad. 1.00
00:37:32.300 He is a big loser. 1.00
00:37:34.620 He's a loser. 1.00
00:37:35.180 I know a little bit about his story. 1.00
00:37:37.480 Okay.
00:37:37.760 At least as of three years ago or something like that, he was a virgin.
00:37:43.880 That could be cool.
00:37:44.800 He could be Christian, saving himself for marriage. 0.98
00:37:46.680 That's not a bad thing.
00:37:47.600 Atheist.
00:37:49.460 But he's not a virgin now.
00:37:51.800 Oh, no.
00:37:52.280 No, I'm saying I know as of three years ago he was a virgin.
00:37:55.900 Very well.
00:37:56.840 Doesn't look like a lot to change.
00:37:58.020 He's like Christian. 0.94
00:37:59.160 Nope.
00:38:00.340 Atheist.
00:38:02.380 Hey, pause it.
00:38:03.340 I would get so good.
00:38:04.280 I think the reason that he – that was actually a joke by Dave when he called him an atheist because the implication was that, oh, he's saving himself for marriage because he's a good Christian.
00:38:13.480 And take it away from him.
00:38:14.480 And Dave goes, nope, atheist.
00:38:16.240 So that was the journey.
00:38:17.340 Hey, Dave, he called me a Volso when he was on the Volso.
00:38:20.540 Also, as of three years ago, like I'm pretty sure he was on the show like a year and a half ago.
00:38:26.360 No, no.
00:38:26.820 No, it was a long time ago when we had that conversation.
00:38:29.680 Yeah, that's what he's referencing is like that's when we talked about the virginity was the first time we had Dave on.
00:38:34.740 That makes sense.
00:38:35.380 Okay, all right.
00:38:35.900 Continue, continue, Tyler. 0.99
00:38:37.260 I've fucked since then. 0.99
00:38:39.080 Someone says this pulled from the gas vigil. 0.96
00:38:42.340 This episode isn't out yet.
00:38:43.400 As you can see, I am bald.
00:38:47.800 I can't see very well. 0.54
00:38:48.940 I am fat, as you can see right here.
00:38:50.900 I'm only 165, but I'm only 5'5".
00:38:54.380 And when you have basically zero muscle whatsoever, you know, fat doesn't weigh that much.
00:39:00.880 So the weight doesn't really mean everything here.
00:39:03.520 Trust me, I'm very fat.
00:39:05.300 Pause it, pause it.
00:39:06.160 I just want to know from you, Toad.
00:39:08.120 Do you see how you talk?
00:39:10.820 No, what do you mean?
00:39:11.700 Like, did you see how you were just talking just now? 0.95
00:39:14.160 Do you see how fucking weird that is? 0.88
00:39:15.740 It was very weird. 0.98
00:39:17.380 The cadence was odd.
00:39:18.520 It was an odd cadence.
00:39:19.940 Very odd.
00:39:20.200 It's beautiful.
00:39:21.420 Back it up 10 seconds.
00:39:22.600 I just, I want Toad to focus on how he talks.
00:39:25.660 I think I talk backwards or something.
00:39:27.300 I don't know.
00:39:27.660 No, no, it's not backwards.
00:39:29.260 It's really backwards.
00:39:30.020 As you can see right here, I only weigh 165, but I'm only 5'5".
00:39:34.680 And when you have basically zero muscle whatsoever, you know.
00:39:40.120 I like, it's the cadence in which you do.
00:39:43.320 It's beautiful.
00:39:43.700 But I love when you, like the look in your face right here and then you go, I'm fat.
00:39:47.920 I can't, I got high blood pressure.
00:39:49.560 I can't really see good.
00:39:51.060 And I'm like, it's so true.
00:39:53.020 Everything he's saying is just like so honest.
00:39:55.440 It's beautiful.
00:39:57.600 I've watched this video seven times.
00:39:58.860 So the weight doesn't really mean everything here.
00:40:01.560 I, trust me, I'm very fat.
00:40:03.180 You see how you said mean?
00:40:04.540 You see how you said mean there?
00:40:06.260 It really doesn't mean everything.
00:40:08.180 It's just strange.
00:40:09.560 It's only 5'5".
00:40:10.380 I'm having like many seizures.
00:40:11.760 We have basically zero muscle whatsoever.
00:40:15.560 You know, fat doesn't weigh that much.
00:40:17.480 So the weight doesn't really mean everything here.
00:40:20.060 I, trust me, I'm very fat. 0.98
00:40:21.880 I have man boobs to prove it right here. 0.99
00:40:24.540 I have high blood pressure. 0.98
00:40:26.580 I have seizures because I had a stroke when I was 26, 14 years ago.
00:40:31.500 I'm now a real life 40 year old virgin.
00:40:34.260 I live alone. 1.00
00:40:36.140 You do have to be a real loser to have a stroke in your 20s. 1.00
00:40:40.040 What the fuck did you do to have a stroke in your 20s? 1.00
00:40:43.600 Was he smiting God every morning when he got up? 1.00
00:40:47.140 I smite you, God. 1.00
00:40:49.120 You don't have the balls to give me a stroke. 1.00
00:40:51.660 Dude, his... 1.00
00:40:52.180 He was so alone.
00:40:54.920 His brain was like, let's just do something. 0.99
00:40:58.940 Just fucking do something. 0.99
00:41:00.320 Yeah, his brain was like, I can't fucking play Warcraft anymore. 1.00
00:41:06.000 His arm was like, no more jerking off. 1.00
00:41:08.060 We're going numb. 0.94
00:41:09.220 I need to change the scenery.
00:41:10.580 I have high blood pressure.
00:41:12.660 I have seizures because I had a stroke when I was 26, 14 years ago.
00:41:17.500 I'm now a real life 40 year old virgin.
00:41:20.560 I live alone.
00:41:21.200 You didn't even say virgin.
00:41:21.860 I don't really have friends.
00:41:23.560 I'm a version of a man.
00:41:25.500 I'm now a real life 40 year old virgin.
00:41:28.760 I live alone.
00:41:29.800 I don't really have friends.
00:41:31.340 Basically, the only person I hang out with is my mom.
00:41:33.920 Pause it.
00:41:34.400 I'm going to be honest.
00:41:35.520 At least three of these moles are raised.
00:41:39.420 I think all of them raised.
00:41:41.400 Yeah.
00:41:42.720 I've noticed that too as well, Tony.
00:41:44.520 I think I've pointed it out before.
00:41:46.020 I think we see Orion's belt.
00:41:49.180 Wait, my moles?
00:41:49.860 Is that the North Star? 0.99
00:41:51.460 Hold on, black guy. 1.00
00:41:52.040 I wasn't even thinking about my moles at all. 0.83
00:41:53.360 Sure, sure, his moles are raised, but wait until he raises his right arm.
00:41:56.840 My moles, they're just part of me, man.
00:41:58.960 You can't even see the things I like to do.
00:42:04.060 I do have this fedora collection here.
00:42:05.060 I collect Patrice O'Neill's hats.
00:42:06.420 This pin pack here, I kind of like.
00:42:09.020 I've dug up 13 grains.
00:42:12.920 Here's my Patrice O'Neill hat collection.
00:42:15.460 Here's the thing I own.
00:42:17.320 This pin pack here, I kind of like, right?
00:42:20.840 I think this looks pretty pimp, actually.
00:42:24.520 If you had all clothes, man.
00:42:26.020 To a lifetime member of the Libertarian Party, if you can see that here.
00:42:31.360 So that's.
00:42:32.260 Yeah, buddy.
00:42:34.460 They've never won anything ever. 1.00
00:42:36.240 You guys love politics and hate pussy. 1.00
00:42:38.560 Yeah, Dave. 1.00
00:42:40.220 Build your own roads, no pussy. 1.00
00:42:41.820 You can't get pussy when you're building your own roads. 1.00
00:42:43.740 Go back. 1.00
00:42:44.760 Please go back.
00:42:45.940 Go back.
00:42:46.560 Go back.
00:42:48.000 It's a weight set on the ground.
00:42:50.180 Yeah.
00:42:51.340 Yes.
00:42:52.300 Yes.
00:42:56.020 Can I tell you why that rules?
00:42:57.300 It's so hot.
00:42:58.260 Yeah, by the way.
00:42:59.300 He doesn't have two of anything.
00:43:00.600 No, this is why it's great. 0.98
00:43:02.080 That means this is such a loser move. 0.64
00:43:04.080 He doesn't want to be out of shape. 0.96
00:43:05.620 He just can't get there.
00:43:07.500 He has failed.
00:43:08.680 It's like they've never moved.
00:43:10.120 By the way, yeah.
00:43:11.980 Those things just sit there like that all the time.
00:43:14.480 It looks like he just lays on them.
00:43:16.920 I just stuck my toe on them, actually.
00:43:18.660 Let's go to our next competitor, which is Br- 1.00
00:43:21.940 Oh, that's pretty good.
00:43:22.940 That's it?
00:43:23.480 Wait, they didn't play the Uke?
00:43:25.500 No, they cut out the Hollywood part.
00:43:27.180 Oh, man. 1.00
00:43:28.600 Pussies. 1.00
00:43:29.440 Yeah, we'll have to see. 0.99
00:43:30.860 I'll have to watch that episode, then.
00:43:32.320 That's going to be what it is.
00:43:33.000 No, they cut it out from Gas Digital, so it's done.
00:43:35.500 No way.
00:43:35.800 I said that was from YouTube, though, didn't you?
00:43:37.160 Somebody said that.
00:43:37.460 That was from YouTube, yeah.
00:43:38.900 Oh, yeah.
00:43:39.740 It should be on Gas Digital, then.
00:43:41.480 I'm crying.
00:43:42.340 I'm crying because it's like these guys are such good comedians that everything that we've said
00:43:47.200 about Toad, they picked out immediately.
00:43:48.440 Yeah, we've already, every one of those things, we've said, and we've gotten over the years,
00:43:53.560 but they just got to, I mean.
00:43:56.080 They're like, wait a second.
00:43:57.140 I think I've seen some weights on the floor over there. 0.99
00:44:00.140 It's like, you have to fucking weights. 0.99
00:44:01.360 This little fat midget got weights on the ground. 1.00
00:44:05.360 Dude, I- 0.99
00:44:05.780 Are you guys going to do progressively more racist voices here?
00:44:09.820 I don't have a wish to thank you. 0.98
00:44:11.120 I'll be that nigga got weights on the ground. 1.00
00:44:14.560 Jeez.
00:44:15.320 Oh, my guys. 0.99
00:44:17.200 You're letting your niggers get out of hand. 1.00
00:44:21.220 Oh, Massa. 1.00
00:44:22.540 Massa got his weights on the ground.
00:44:25.080 Tyler said that they edited out the Hail Hitler ukulele part. 0.99
00:44:28.700 Digital Roy, Poli, that motherfucker got the weights on the ground. 1.00
00:44:32.220 Not from the Gas Digital one, though, right? 1.00
00:44:33.940 Just from the YouTube.
00:44:34.660 No, that's- 0.98
00:44:35.240 Tyler might be a fucking Gas Digital subscriber. 0.99
00:44:36.360 That would be insane if they pulled it off of Gas Digital. 0.99
00:44:40.520 If we made them, if we made Legion of Skanks censor, that would be crazy.
00:44:44.620 That is insane.
00:44:45.340 Dude, if they do that, we will make it a campaign.
00:44:48.200 We need to-
00:44:49.060 If they do that-
00:44:49.560 Hold on, hold on.
00:44:50.300 I think-
00:44:51.060 I think here's the-
00:44:52.220 My odds on bet is that they cut it from YouTube because they were concerned about getting demonetized,
00:44:59.440 but it'll run on Gas.
00:45:00.680 That's my guess.
00:45:01.400 Probably.
00:45:01.740 If it doesn't run on Gas, though- 1.00
00:45:03.640 They're bitches. 1.00
00:45:04.820 Yeah. 1.00
00:45:04.960 It doesn't run on for real.
00:45:06.000 We have to make a big-
00:45:06.420 We got to be like-
00:45:07.260 There's just no way they wouldn't run on Gas.
00:45:08.960 Hold on.
00:45:09.420 I'm pulling up Tyler.
00:45:10.300 Tyler, you're here?
00:45:11.540 Can you hear us?
00:45:13.680 Tyler?
00:45:14.360 Yeah.
00:45:14.900 What's up?
00:45:15.560 Okay, so that was just the YouTube, not the Gas one, right?
00:45:18.400 That was a 15-minute clip from YouTube of just The Biggest Loser, and each one was kind
00:45:23.360 of condensed.
00:45:24.280 So I'm assuming it's just for YouTube.
00:45:26.800 When they bring the whole episode out on YouTube, it'll probably just have the censored
00:45:31.260 edits, but it should have, hi, Heather.
00:45:34.880 I don't think-
00:45:35.460 It'll be in there on Gas.
00:45:36.320 It won't be on Gas.
00:45:38.180 It won't be on YouTube, most likely, because even if you cover a song, YouTube could still
00:45:42.560 hit you. 0.84
00:45:43.620 I didn't even cover it in the video.
00:45:45.280 I played- I had my phone aimed at my screen, me playing, and I'm like, I played this cool
00:45:50.760 song right here, and then I lost my job because of it.
00:45:53.240 Did he actually get upset about that?
00:45:54.900 I didn't see-
00:45:55.300 You gotta send us that video if you got it, David.
00:45:57.800 Yeah. 1.00
00:45:58.000 I need to see this shit, man. 1.00
00:45:59.160 Wait, really? 1.00
00:45:59.860 Yeah.
00:46:00.060 We gotta see that part.
00:46:01.200 That's what Raven's saying.
00:46:02.320 That's the best part of the show, if that's what we get.
00:46:05.500 All right, we need to find that, and we need to play it on this show.
00:46:08.500 Now.
00:46:08.680 Yeah.
00:46:09.300 Okay.
00:46:10.440 Instinctly, maybe after the show.
00:46:11.240 If anybody's got a guess.
00:46:12.820 It'd be good after show content.
00:46:15.140 Yeah.
00:46:15.400 Or that.
00:46:16.120 Yeah.
00:46:16.280 Perfect. 1.00
00:46:17.060 Morons. 1.00
00:46:17.480 They used to do uncensored audio on Spotify. 0.99
00:46:19.440 It's like, yeah, they also got kicked off of YouTube, what, three times?
00:46:22.260 So, like, I think they're just like-
00:46:24.420 More than that, I think, yeah.
00:46:24.960 Yeah.
00:46:25.240 They're just like, we just gotta-
00:46:26.400 Yo, Tyler doesn't have his gas subscription anymore, so if anybody has one-
00:46:31.900 Nobody has a gas subscription anymore, it's crazy.
00:46:32.980 I don't think we do anymore.
00:46:34.140 None of us do. 1.00
00:46:34.720 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:46:35.420 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:46:36.780 It's crazy. 1.00
00:46:37.420 I just saw Louis.
00:46:39.040 He was like, gas subscriptions are higher than they've ever been. 0.97
00:46:42.120 And I'm like, I don't fucking know a person. 0.92
00:46:44.320 And that's- 0.97
00:46:44.700 I don't want to-
00:46:45.100 Not amongst us.
00:46:46.060 I'm trying to steal an episode, doggy, and I can't find somebody.
00:46:49.080 Dude, what's crazy is like, it's also-
00:46:50.680 Layton has it.
00:46:52.000 So, talk to me.
00:46:52.520 I used to watch Legion's Gangs every week, like, religiously.
00:46:56.860 Yeah.
00:46:57.160 Like I said, I haven't watched it in a year or more, probably.
00:47:00.560 Not even like, I'll even see the good guests.
00:47:02.540 I'm like, just not feeling it.
00:47:04.160 All right.
00:47:04.520 Hey, anybody in the audience right now, if you have a gas subscription, clip it and email
00:47:11.460 it to Top.
00:47:12.940 To Top?
00:47:13.460 Yeah.
00:47:13.960 Email it to Tyler. 0.97
00:47:15.160 Tyler, what's your piss? 0.56
00:47:16.220 I'll be right back.
00:47:17.960 Put Tyler's email up there.
00:47:19.360 If he wants to give his email, I was sending it to you.
00:47:21.960 Oh, my God. 0.99
00:47:22.900 Why is that on the fuck? 1.00
00:47:24.640 Did you see that? 1.00
00:47:25.740 Did you see his fucking- 1.00
00:47:26.780 Why the fuck is that on there? 1.00
00:47:28.060 What was that, guy? 1.00
00:47:28.740 Are we doxing shit? 0.99
00:47:30.020 What are we doing? 1.00
00:47:30.280 What was it?
00:47:30.660 No, it's just-
00:47:31.360 No, it's a picture of Cole working out. 0.99
00:47:34.120 Oh, fuck yeah, dude. 0.99
00:47:35.760 He made it. 1.00
00:47:36.780 His entire personality.
00:47:38.100 That's adorable.
00:47:39.800 I'm not even logged into anything. 0.96
00:47:41.500 How the fuck did it- 0.97
00:47:42.660 Somebody put it there. 0.99
00:47:44.940 I don't know.
00:47:45.360 One of us did it.
00:47:46.020 I'm not-
00:47:46.640 I didn't do it.
00:47:47.780 He's got-
00:47:48.340 His screensaver is him deadlifting 10 pounds. 1.00
00:47:50.740 What a fag. 1.00
00:47:51.540 I think it was Tyler doing it. 1.00
00:47:53.020 Warm up weight.
00:47:54.120 Wanna do a mailbag while we wait for him to come back, since he throw it off the flow like a weirdo?
00:47:58.420 Are you still mad at the mailbag people?
00:47:59.500 We got that.
00:47:59.980 We got Dave Portnoy.
00:48:01.560 We want to still find Sadiq getting mad.
00:48:04.360 We got-
00:48:05.240 Is that his name, Sadiq?
00:48:06.900 Who's Sadiq?
00:48:08.100 Isn't that his name?
00:48:08.700 Yeah.
00:48:09.080 I don't know.
00:48:09.280 Yeah.
00:48:09.440 And then we got Laney at it, most likely. 0.99
00:48:11.700 So whatever you guys think.
00:48:12.880 We can do mailbag. 1.00
00:48:13.800 Mark Vestibule is giving us a fuck, marry, kill, which is Greta Thunberg, Big Mike- 1.00
00:48:22.700 Dude, she's looking good, dude. 1.00
00:48:24.200 Which I assume means Michelle Obama and Laura Loomer.
00:48:28.420 Um, hmm.
00:48:31.380 Wow.
00:48:31.700 Greta is like, what, like 20 now?
00:48:33.600 I mean, it feels weird to still remember her as a kid.
00:48:36.040 She's of age.
00:48:37.100 Well, let's just look. 1.00
00:48:37.700 She's looking sick as shit, though. 1.00
00:48:38.680 Let's eliminate it. 1.00
00:48:39.560 You've got to kill Big Mike, right? 1.00
00:48:42.140 Yeah. 0.99
00:48:43.120 Yeah, I think so.
00:48:44.740 Okay. 1.00
00:48:45.320 I think you probably have to fuck Greta. 1.00
00:48:46.920 I think I could live with Limer, I think. 1.00
00:48:47.840 I mean, she's kind of insufferable, but I could- 0.53
00:48:50.380 Yeah, I'll make the pitch here.
00:48:52.420 I'll make the pitch.
00:48:53.060 Uh, it's, it's in that order. 1.00
00:48:55.520 It's fuck, kill, marry. 1.00
00:48:56.740 And, uh, and, and Loomer, the reason, the reason Loomer is marriage material is because 1.00
00:49:01.560 she's totally ride or die for her man in a way that I have never seen another bitch on 1.00
00:49:07.140 the planet. 0.99
00:49:07.940 And he's not even her man. 0.85
00:49:09.760 And she would kill for Trump. 1.00
00:49:11.260 She would kill for him. 1.00
00:49:11.720 You know she does unholy acts. 1.00
00:49:13.500 You couldn't survive.
00:49:14.140 You couldn't survive Laura Loomer, a marriage to her.
00:49:15.800 You could survive with Greta.
00:49:16.900 Greta's cool.
00:49:17.580 She's on a boat with other people.
00:49:19.540 She's not cool, dude. 1.00
00:49:21.020 She'd be lecturing me about racism and shit. 1.00
00:49:22.900 Fuck all that. 1.00
00:49:23.900 So you, you would fuck Laura Loomer and marry Greta? 1.00
00:49:26.440 I don't know. 1.00
00:49:27.820 Laura Loomer would be like, she would have a dossier on you.
00:49:30.780 Her husband.
00:49:31.380 She'd just be watching you and keeping files.
00:49:33.780 But Big Mike would be even worse about that.
00:49:35.300 I don't, I don't want to marry him. 1.00
00:49:36.620 I don't want to marry or fuck any of these people. 1.00
00:49:38.420 I'm just saying, if that's the game, I think it's an easy answer. 1.00
00:49:44.720 Yeah, I don't know. 0.99
00:49:45.920 Being married to Loomer would be a fucking nightmare. 0.99
00:49:48.500 But it would be a downer for sure. 1.00
00:49:51.140 But I don't know.
00:49:51.780 I think that's right.
00:49:52.460 I think Kylan's right with that order.
00:49:54.180 It is what it is.
00:49:54.960 Yeah.
00:49:56.040 All right. 1.00
00:49:56.840 Dude, if you had to marry Greta, that little fucking autist with her dump truck, like fuck that. 1.00
00:50:02.340 I mean, like I'm torn. 1.00
00:50:03.480 I could see a path where like you get like along with her and she actually like thinks deeply about things and you could connect.
00:50:10.280 And maybe I feel like I could radicalize her into like my worldview probably. 0.98
00:50:14.720 Yeah.
00:50:15.040 But if I couldn't though, then it's just like pure suicide material.
00:50:18.140 She seems like actually a sweet person, like a genuine person.
00:50:20.640 Whereas I feel like Loomer is pure evil.
00:50:23.760 Autists are never real people. 1.00
00:50:26.660 Greta is the least evil of these three. 1.00
00:50:28.600 Yes. 0.86
00:50:29.040 Loomer feels like evil and like insufferable to be around.
00:50:32.680 She's very nice in person.
00:50:34.680 The problem with Laura Loomer also is that we see her at the best she is, you know, when she's going out and she's doing, like I'm saying, when she's going on a podcast, that's the best she can look.
00:50:48.200 She looks like the puppet from Saw.
00:50:50.820 If you're married to her, that means you get to see when she, no makeup, out of the shower.
00:50:58.280 I disagree.
00:50:59.580 I think when she's actually, when she's done up, she looks worse.
00:51:03.260 That's crazy.
00:51:04.460 Have you seen her undone?
00:51:05.880 She looks, I think she looks awful.
00:51:07.640 You've seen her undone?
00:51:09.280 Yeah.
00:51:09.580 She's actually not, she's not as hideous in real life as she is in a picture for some reason.
00:51:14.720 That's wild.
00:51:15.880 It's true.
00:51:16.400 But it's true.
00:51:17.120 Yeah.
00:51:17.340 It is a wild thing to witness, I guess.
00:51:19.980 And she's nice enough in person, you just can't talk to her about anything that has to do with Israel.
00:51:24.940 Yeah.
00:51:25.280 Have you seen the latest photos of Greta, though?
00:51:27.920 I bet Greta's banging. 1.00
00:51:29.000 I mean, she's got cans on her, but she's like a fucking retard, dude. 1.00
00:51:32.100 Are those real, like, are those pictures real or are they not real? 0.99
00:51:35.540 Are they real? 1.00
00:51:36.040 Now look at this fucking bizarre bitch. 1.00
00:51:39.700 Dude, she looks like some sort of witch or something. 1.00
00:51:43.320 I don't know, man. 1.00
00:51:44.920 Look at this bizarre bitch. 1.00
00:51:45.980 Jesus. 1.00
00:51:46.160 She's just so weird looking. 0.87
00:51:51.180 She kind of looked pretty there with the blonde hair or whatever on the left. 1.00
00:51:54.600 Like, she looked all right. 1.00
00:51:56.360 She's had moments where she looks okay, but she mostly looks like absolute dog shit. 1.00
00:52:01.380 She's going to look really bad when she gets older. 1.00
00:52:03.880 All right.
00:52:05.480 Next question.
00:52:06.140 I'd like to treat this.
00:52:07.400 She isn't immortal already. 0.99
00:52:09.080 Instead of doing Fuck, Me, or Kill, I'd like to treat that entire list like Gaza. 1.00
00:52:12.840 But, you know, we've got to play the game. 1.00
00:52:15.380 I think you're way downplaying.
00:52:17.060 Those are the type of jokes that will get you banned from a theater, Clint.
00:52:20.800 That's the kind of stuff.
00:52:22.260 I feel like you're way downplaying Greta.
00:52:23.960 Like, honestly, the easiest big mic. 0.99
00:52:26.400 Invite them to dinner and then bomb the fuck out of them. 0.99
00:52:34.060 Aw, she's cute. 1.00
00:52:35.760 She's not cute, dude. 1.00
00:52:36.860 Dude, she looks like she has downs, which is why I like her. 1.00
00:52:40.040 She looks young there.
00:52:41.120 Deebo.
00:52:41.560 Deebo Dachshunds might be interested. 1.00
00:52:44.300 Yeah, these are kind of older photos.
00:52:45.760 Find like a recent picture. 0.85
00:52:46.980 There's some ones where she was looking pretty fucking cute. 1.00
00:52:49.160 Search today. 0.98
00:52:50.980 Boobs. 1.00
00:52:51.540 Did you just say boobs? 1.00
00:52:54.480 Oh, no. 0.94
00:52:55.840 There they are. 1.00
00:52:56.500 What the fuck? 1.00
00:52:57.020 I thought that wasn't real, though. 1.00
00:52:59.320 That's ridiculous. 0.61
00:53:00.300 I thought it was a fake picture. 0.94
00:53:01.540 I don't know.
00:53:02.380 Whenever Tyler presents, I get kicked out.
00:53:04.880 I don't know what it is.
00:53:06.480 That's the rule of five.
00:53:09.460 Don't worry about it.
00:53:10.920 You ought to just bench press your way back in.
00:53:14.140 I would love to.
00:53:15.000 I did it today.
00:53:16.580 How much are you weighing these days, Cole?
00:53:18.260 I was 161 this morning. 1.00
00:53:20.120 Holy shit, you little ass. 1.00
00:53:22.380 Shit. 1.00
00:53:23.320 Little man. 1.00
00:53:24.480 Do you weigh less than Toad?
00:53:26.180 I do weigh less than Toad.
00:53:27.260 You weigh 160?
00:53:28.940 That's crazy.
00:53:30.100 My goal was like 158.
00:53:32.560 I was like, I'll be shredded at 158.
00:53:34.160 I want people to understand this.
00:53:35.860 Cole weighs less than Toad.
00:53:38.060 Do you know how crazy that is?
00:53:39.700 Very slightly, but yes.
00:53:40.800 That's how fat Toad is.
00:53:42.820 I'm going to come.
00:53:44.860 They're in the same weight class.
00:53:46.080 You're like a little strong boy.
00:53:46.800 We could make you two fight, technically. 0.57
00:53:48.680 Like, legally, we could sanction you.
00:53:51.260 Cole's still muscle-bound?
00:53:52.400 I feel like he can't even throw a punch right now.
00:53:54.820 Dude, I got the...
00:53:56.200 I feel like Cole's muscles make him throw a punch too hard
00:53:58.460 and break his tiny hands.
00:53:59.940 That's actually what would happen.
00:54:01.300 I think I should enter the contest to get extra points
00:54:03.320 for being an actual adult male-sized, you know?
00:54:06.540 You're 5'5".
00:54:08.380 Yeah, but I'm 200 pounds.
00:54:09.920 200, yeah. 1.00
00:54:10.700 You little ass. 1.00
00:54:12.060 I could weigh 200. 1.00
00:54:13.480 I mean, like...
00:54:14.380 You weigh 160. 1.00
00:54:14.860 Jose is a wide motherfucker. 1.00
00:54:16.500 The point was to get shredded. 1.00
00:54:18.480 The bodybuilding contest.
00:54:19.440 I guess I can't not laugh at 160.
00:54:21.300 I do have...
00:54:21.900 Jose's built thick, man.
00:54:23.520 I have a special surprise for the winner.
00:54:25.620 I have, like, a...
00:54:26.820 I haven't told anybody,
00:54:27.840 but I bought something nice for the winner. 1.00
00:54:29.120 You're going to draw their dick? 1.00
00:54:31.440 No. 1.00
00:54:31.860 No, I don't. 1.00
00:54:32.620 Eddie, I don't have shit. 0.99
00:54:33.760 Eddie, actually, Eddie Grimm, 0.99
00:54:34.780 on my Twitter,
00:54:36.580 I do have a video of me doing calf raises,
00:54:38.460 so my calves aren't shitty.
00:54:40.220 Eddie, that was a great meme. 1.00
00:54:42.160 Let's get into the fucking... 0.99
00:54:43.180 Dude, I thought you were weighing, like, 190, Cole, 0.99
00:54:44.600 and I was, like, super...
00:54:45.060 You thought I was weighing 190?
00:54:46.320 I thought you were...
00:54:47.020 That's where I started at.
00:54:48.280 I thought, like, 170. 0.96
00:54:49.100 I thought you were sicker than you were. 0.90
00:54:50.860 I was, like, whoa, dude.
00:54:51.420 Dude, I think your muscles are filled with helium.
00:54:53.440 I'm way less, like...
00:54:54.740 I'm, like, I don't know.
00:54:55.460 I don't think you understand, like...
00:54:56.560 I'm a DM hater, but I'm way less impressed now.
00:54:57.780 For a nanny to get shredded, 1.00
00:54:59.780 you have to get, like... 1.00
00:55:01.440 He sent you the fucking clip, 1.00
00:55:04.180 so we can watch it. 1.00
00:55:05.220 Whoa, good, good, good.
00:55:06.380 Pull it up, Toad. 0.99
00:55:07.040 I'm just worried I'm getting dicks in my DMs, man.
00:55:10.060 Do you know how to pull up other windows, Toad? 0.93
00:55:12.380 It's a nice change of pace 0.99
00:55:14.340 compared to all those random racist tits 1.00
00:55:16.700 you got sent last week. 1.00
00:55:17.900 Am I right?
00:55:18.980 Was it worth it?
00:55:20.520 Yeah.
00:55:21.180 Yeah.
00:55:21.900 Colts Mac's bench was 305.
00:55:23.280 It was worth it for, like, 10...
00:55:25.160 Oh, he only sent me a screenshot,
00:55:27.100 but it's pretty solid.
00:55:28.320 You got 305?
00:55:29.500 Yeah.
00:55:30.360 For a 150-pound man, that's pretty solid.
00:55:32.400 He only sent me a screenshot.
00:55:34.240 I'm gonna...
00:55:35.040 After Brogrove, the whole point...
00:55:36.960 I'm going back into powerlifting.
00:55:38.740 I'm gonna try to get to...
00:55:39.920 Literally, it doesn't matter.
00:55:42.240 Hey, people are asking.
00:55:43.880 Look at the chat.
00:55:44.420 You don't watch the chat.
00:55:45.460 You don't look at the chat.
00:55:46.420 Yeah, I don't.
00:55:46.800 I don't care about the cause,
00:55:47.940 and I care about the movement. 0.99
00:55:48.720 I just don't give a fuck about these... 0.98
00:55:49.700 Like, I... 0.98
00:55:50.880 Right, send me a screenshot,
00:55:52.220 which is from Gas Digital,
00:55:53.720 where they are watching me play the...
00:55:55.520 They're watching the ukulele.
00:55:56.400 They did it. 1.00
00:55:56.980 Fuck yeah, bro. 1.00
00:55:57.560 They did it, yeah. 1.00
00:55:58.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:55:58.420 All right, we'll try and find it. 1.00
00:56:00.120 Hopefully, someone's got a Gas subscription
00:56:01.600 they can send it to us
00:56:02.380 so we can watch it in the post-show.
00:56:04.640 A female gymnast.
00:56:05.840 Or we'll do it next week or something.
00:56:09.720 Honestly, I bet those female... 1.00
00:56:10.960 Female gymnasts are fucking... 1.00
00:56:11.980 They're fucking yoked. 1.00
00:56:13.840 Yoked. 1.00
00:56:14.880 Male gymnasts are... 1.00
00:56:16.340 Honestly, Jose would have
00:56:17.940 perfect male gymnasts.
00:56:19.520 You do.
00:56:19.900 You look like a male... 0.99
00:56:20.720 You look like a male gymnast right now.
00:56:22.620 Owen's messaging me. 1.00
00:56:23.440 Like a nigga that's just about 1.00
00:56:24.860 to get on a pommel horse. 1.00
00:56:26.060 Dude, just fucking do that little, like... 0.99
00:56:28.060 Wait, yo, guys. 0.99
00:56:28.840 He says that the guy that made these videos
00:56:32.340 doesn't even get any views.
00:56:33.560 He pays for his views. 0.98
00:56:35.560 He says this person's literally psychotic.
00:56:38.280 Apparently, he knows this guy for a while. 0.99
00:56:40.260 That's sick. 0.93
00:56:41.000 That's crazy.
00:56:42.520 Dedicated.
00:56:43.620 Pretty dedicated.
00:56:44.420 I mean, to a certain level, right?
00:56:46.180 Dedicated to his schizo craft.
00:56:48.420 Yeah.
00:56:49.440 Man.
00:56:49.940 There's a moral there, I think.
00:56:51.600 All right, we got any more mailbag?
00:56:52.680 Are we done?
00:56:53.040 Yeah, let's...
00:56:53.760 I think we should do...
00:56:54.260 If you want to do a more,
00:56:55.240 we can do Laney.
00:56:55.720 Laney, what do you want to do?
00:56:57.200 Let's do Laney 0.99
00:56:57.920 and then let's go fucking go watch... 0.99
00:56:59.640 Are you familiar with the Rainforest Convention? 0.99
00:57:02.020 Do you think...
00:57:02.640 Well, we have to have the video.
00:57:04.040 Oh, I thought someone said we found it.
00:57:05.780 No, the guy sent me a screenshot of it.
00:57:08.400 I am not familiar with the Rainforest Convention.
00:57:11.000 I feel like it's a furry convention.
00:57:12.660 It must be a furry convention.
00:57:14.420 If I had to guess,
00:57:15.700 it's probably a playoff of rainforest and furry.
00:57:18.980 So, yeah.
00:57:19.560 Yeah, so it's a furry convention
00:57:20.680 where they're all creatures of the rainforest.
00:57:23.000 So, like, leopards, like, tropical birds?
00:57:25.940 Ooh, that could be a cool furry.
00:57:27.940 A bird? 0.99
00:57:28.580 Dude, I would love to just blow the fuck out of a parrot. 1.00
00:57:32.200 You know what I mean? 1.00
00:57:34.920 With the feathers on your head and shit. 0.99
00:57:37.180 And because they have to get into... 1.00
00:57:38.400 The parrot can speak, right?
00:57:39.780 I was about to say,
00:57:40.580 because they're a parrot,
00:57:41.940 they have to be, like, in character 0.99
00:57:43.440 or whatever they fucking call it. 0.97
00:57:45.060 And so it has to repeat what you say. 1.00
00:57:46.500 So you can say some wild shit 0.99
00:57:47.820 and then they have to be like, 1.00
00:57:48.900 oh...
00:57:49.900 They have to, like, do whatever you say.
00:57:51.380 Isn't it crazy? 1.00
00:57:51.700 I like that cock! 1.00
00:57:53.520 Swallow it up! 1.00
00:57:54.720 Swallow it up!
00:57:55.500 I bet you they could have had
00:57:56.720 a furry convention at this place.
00:57:58.460 No problems.
00:57:59.420 Oh, yeah.
00:57:59.840 No problem at all.
00:58:00.760 I don't care.
00:58:02.580 In fact, it would be bigoted if they didn't.
00:58:05.020 Yeah.
00:58:05.160 Yeah, in fact.
00:58:06.560 All right, all right.
00:58:07.480 Last question was,
00:58:09.400 Toad, have you made any progress
00:58:10.580 in moving to Florida?
00:58:11.580 Or at least visiting?
00:58:13.340 Where are you at?
00:58:15.360 No.
00:58:16.580 Okay, why?
00:58:17.100 Have you thought about it more than once?
00:58:19.000 Yeah.
00:58:20.100 Oh, he thinks about it all the time.
00:58:22.160 He's thinking hard.
00:58:23.440 I'm looking at home listings.
00:58:24.760 I'm figuring it out.
00:58:26.500 I know, but why are you looking at home listings
00:58:28.060 when you haven't even been here?
00:58:30.020 I've been there once.
00:58:32.160 That's really not a way of deciding
00:58:34.460 if you're going to move.
00:58:35.820 Why are you looking at home listings
00:58:37.040 if your house isn't listed?
00:58:40.700 You can do it in different orders, whatever.
00:58:44.120 Are you going to buy a house cash?
00:58:45.760 I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:47.020 I might.
00:58:47.500 I'm thinking about it.
00:58:48.760 That'd be sick, doggy. 0.99
00:58:49.900 So you're going to do it sight unseen.
00:58:54.260 You're going to buy a house and move.
00:58:55.980 Go for it.
00:58:56.360 It's a possibility, yeah.
00:58:57.500 It's crazy.
00:58:58.360 That's the worst idea ever.
00:59:02.460 That's how I roll, baby.
00:59:03.960 Carpe diem.
00:59:04.920 Seize the day. 1.00
00:59:06.220 We're doing shit. 1.00
00:59:07.380 We're saying, 1.00
00:59:07.740 I got fired from my job
00:59:11.500 for covering a Kanye West song
00:59:13.060 and I'm going to take my entire net worth
00:59:14.720 and buy a house sight unseen.
00:59:16.980 That is so insane.
00:59:18.560 That is such the core message 0.93
00:59:21.140 of nigga how it is. 1.00
00:59:22.140 I'm going to keep some statement. 0.97
00:59:23.440 I'll put a down payment down
00:59:25.840 that's like two-thirds of the cost of the house. 0.97
00:59:28.520 Nigga how Hitler is getting fired from your job 1.00
00:59:30.320 selling your house and buying a house sight unseen.
00:59:33.380 Dude, that's not the point, really.
00:59:34.740 The point is you don't buy property 0.98
00:59:36.520 without fucking making sure you want to live in it. 0.98
00:59:38.600 No, you know what he's going to do? 0.99
00:59:39.980 He's going to make one of y'all go out there
00:59:41.480 and look at it.
00:59:42.680 For sure.
00:59:43.140 That's what he's going to do.
00:59:43.720 I won't do that.
00:59:45.280 No. 1.00
00:59:46.760 Bullshit. 1.00
00:59:47.940 I'll come down there. 1.00
00:59:48.800 I'll figure it out.
00:59:49.800 I'm coming down there in late June.
00:59:51.520 I just want people to understand this logic.
00:59:54.000 I'm coming down there in late June
00:59:55.380 so I can do a few things when I'm down there.
00:59:56.080 It's funny, he's not coming down
00:59:57.220 because he hasn't got the real ID yet.
00:59:58.800 So he's not going to lie.
01:00:01.300 Toad says,
01:00:02.080 I can't afford to come visit.
01:00:05.180 Yes.
01:00:05.700 Hold on.
01:00:06.520 I can't afford to come visit
01:00:07.900 so I'm going to buy a house.
01:00:11.280 I love the energy.
01:00:13.220 Well, because all the...
01:00:14.740 Because that will...
01:00:15.480 This is why that makes sense
01:00:16.500 because the money that I would use
01:00:17.740 is the money that's tied up
01:00:19.360 in this house right now.
01:00:20.840 It also makes sense
01:00:21.940 because he only does things
01:00:23.840 when he's completely forced to do it.
01:00:26.300 So he has to force himself to go somewhere. 0.93
01:00:29.540 Yeah, I let life rape me. 0.97
01:00:30.840 It's the only way. 0.92
01:00:31.440 I have to spend...
01:00:32.820 Like, I have to buy a house
01:00:34.780 in order to make me go live there.
01:00:36.920 It's crazy.
01:00:37.820 You've gone through 40 years of life 0.99
01:00:39.620 not fucking anything 1.00
01:00:40.500 but getting fucked exclusively by life. 1.00
01:00:42.700 That's amazing. 1.00
01:00:43.660 Yeah.
01:00:44.160 And continue to be like,
01:00:45.340 just roll over and be like,
01:00:46.160 just do it again.
01:00:47.320 Rail me out again.
01:00:48.200 And all by my own due.
01:00:50.020 Yeah, I'm not a virgin. 0.96
01:00:50.940 I'm a life rape victim. 0.98
01:00:54.460 A Lainey Hobbomock production. 0.90
01:00:57.460 Let's check it out.
01:00:59.620 I'm excited.
01:01:00.240 Being this millionaire,
01:01:01.940 this million-dollar luxury home
01:01:04.220 in a gated community.
01:01:05.460 And he gave money,
01:01:06.840 lots of it apparently, to friends.
01:01:08.400 We initially thought
01:01:09.720 maybe he left late.
01:01:11.600 Let's be honest with the people.
01:01:12.740 Clint's not here right now.
01:01:13.640 I don't know where he is.
01:01:14.740 He just doesn't care.
01:01:16.020 Yeah, he doesn't.
01:01:16.520 I mean, he has what,
01:01:17.120 like 250,000 followers?
01:01:19.360 Because he was tired of people
01:01:20.980 tugging at him all the time.
01:01:22.800 I would still say,
01:01:23.680 I'm not a Christian.
01:01:24.340 I don't know.
01:01:24.780 I'm working on it.
01:01:25.580 We suspect the worst.
01:01:27.900 While officials develop leads,
01:01:29.460 they're asking for the public's help,
01:01:31.440 as well as hoping
01:01:32.400 that their hunches are wrong. 0.80
01:01:34.480 Like, how easy it was
01:01:35.720 to find Toad's job?
01:01:37.080 Lainey said your job
01:01:38.060 was two clicks away.
01:01:40.680 You literally used your name
01:01:42.440 when you ran for office.
01:01:44.480 Yeah, C-Span doxxed me.
01:01:46.060 I wasn't planning on using my name there.
01:01:47.860 No, you do.
01:01:48.660 Yes, so your name
01:01:50.640 is literally on C-Span.
01:01:52.160 You filled up federal forms
01:01:53.280 to run for the highest office
01:01:54.960 in the land.
01:01:56.400 Stop putting my name
01:01:57.480 in the chat, dude. 1.00
01:01:58.440 Just get fucked. 1.00
01:02:00.080 Your name is on your... 1.00
01:02:01.480 I don't care.
01:02:03.200 So let's make it more public? 1.00
01:02:05.300 Fuck you. 1.00
01:02:06.060 You tweeted it out. 1.00
01:02:07.860 You were trying
01:02:08.580 to grift off of it.
01:02:11.200 I'm sorry to do this to you,
01:02:12.620 but it does say
01:02:13.420 your name right there.
01:02:16.360 $10,400.
01:02:17.400 Not bad.
01:02:19.180 Can you make
01:02:19.920 who is Toad
01:02:21.380 t-shirts?
01:02:22.380 I guess that's at me.
01:02:23.780 What would that look like?
01:02:25.780 Who is Toad?
01:02:26.540 It would just be
01:02:27.120 who is Toad
01:02:27.780 and then it just says
01:02:29.000 Oh my god, dude. 1.00
01:02:33.040 What the fuck? 1.00
01:02:33.940 That's not cool. 1.00
01:02:34.780 Cut that out. 0.73
01:02:36.000 That was brutal.
01:02:36.860 All right, listen, guys. 0.99
01:02:37.580 We're going to fucking get out of here 0.98
01:02:38.780 and it'll be 0.99
01:02:39.400 the post-show only.
01:02:41.040 Guys, we did just show it earlier.
01:02:44.020 If you... 0.99
01:02:44.820 Holy shit. 1.00
01:02:45.220 We did just show it. 0.99
01:02:46.100 But don't say it.
01:02:47.060 We say the answer.
01:02:47.920 We don't...
01:02:48.420 Dude, I was just playing
01:02:49.540 this song in Uke today.
01:02:52.600 I love that so much.
01:02:53.680 I was literally
01:02:54.200 playing this today.
01:02:55.160 Oh my god!
01:03:13.880 Look at them yo-yos 1.00
01:03:17.780 That's the way you do it
01:03:19.280 You play that guitar on MTV
01:03:22.640 Your vice is like 0.99
01:03:25.560 gambling, probably pornography.
01:03:27.400 It used to be alcohol
01:03:28.740 and he beat that.
01:03:29.800 It was pornography.
01:03:31.060 It's not pornography anymore
01:03:32.460 or alcohol.
01:03:33.860 So that's...
01:03:34.060 You gave up porn?
01:03:35.480 Yeah. 0.85
01:03:36.540 Porn gave up him.
01:03:37.040 Altogether?
01:03:37.660 When?
01:03:40.340 Well...
01:03:41.140 The Santa Rosa County
01:03:41.920 Sheriff's Office
01:03:42.540 announced today
01:03:43.600 the arrest of a Milton man
01:03:44.860 accused of possessing
01:03:45.820 more than 1,000
01:03:47.160 child porn videos.
01:03:48.740 So far, 0.99
01:03:49.720 after doing half a laptop
01:03:51.060 and one phone,
01:03:51.900 we have over
01:03:53.080 1,000 videos.
01:03:54.320 I have to do a half a laptop
01:03:54.440 and one phone.
01:03:55.680 Over 200 images.
01:03:56.800 He's gonna take me
01:03:59.280 No!
01:04:00.900 Oh! 1.00
01:04:02.820 It's a little faggot 1.00
01:04:04.280 with an ear in 1.00
01:04:05.260 and a make-up
01:04:06.360 Yeah, buddy,
01:04:07.960 that's his own
01:04:09.040 Yeah 1.00
01:04:09.620 The little faggot 1.00
01:04:11.460 got his own 1.00
01:04:12.340 jet-at plane 1.00
01:04:13.460 The little faggot 1.00
01:04:15.020 he's a millionaire 1.00
01:04:16.240 We got to install
01:04:18.880 a microwave
01:04:20.020 custom kitchen
01:04:22.180 delivery
01:04:23.260 We got to move
01:04:25.780 the refrigerator
01:04:27.200 We got to move
01:04:29.220 these color TVs
01:04:30.780 I mean,
01:04:33.380 sometimes I will watch 0.95
01:04:34.280 like threesome porn 0.98
01:04:35.320 as well. 0.98
01:04:35.740 I mean,
01:04:35.860 that's in the mix.
01:04:37.080 A pregnant lady 1.00
01:04:37.780 getting fucked. 1.00
01:04:39.000 What the fuck, dude? 1.00
01:04:40.560 Get... 1.00
01:04:40.920 All right,
01:04:41.120 you're gone.
01:04:41.540 You're fired.
01:04:42.080 We're done.
01:04:42.480 So, this is my story
01:04:57.180 about when I got AIDS.
01:04:59.580 Was it...
01:05:00.100 I think it was
01:05:00.700 around kindergarten.
01:05:01.900 Oh! 0.60
01:05:02.620 What?
01:05:05.660 Okay, yeah, okay.
01:05:08.440 Are you gonna do
01:05:09.240 stand-up, Toad?
01:05:10.040 Toad, do you want
01:05:10.600 to do stand-up?
01:05:11.140 Do you want to open
01:05:11.600 for Owen Benjamin?
01:05:16.300 Phil Labonte 1.00
01:05:17.140 looks easy to kill. 1.00
01:05:20.900 I'm gonna kill 1.00
01:05:21.800 Phil Labonte. 1.00
01:05:27.400 I will get AIDS 0.99
01:05:28.880 for $100 million. 1.00
01:05:29.940 Damn. 1.00
01:05:35.260 Oh! 1.00
01:05:36.260 Have you talked to
01:05:41.560 anybody from the job?
01:05:42.740 I have not.
01:05:43.740 No one's reached out
01:05:45.000 to you?
01:05:45.880 Nope.
01:05:46.420 I hate that for you, Toad. 0.99
01:05:48.120 I hate those people 0.99
01:05:48.900 for you.
01:05:49.320 I don't think I have
01:05:49.860 any friends, to be honest.
01:05:51.460 How about you get a job 1.00
01:05:52.500 there, fuckface? 1.00
01:05:53.260 I don't think I have a job. 1.00
01:05:53.860 Wow.
01:06:02.560 That ain't working.
01:06:09.620 That's the way you do it.
01:06:12.240 That's what you miss, Clint.
01:06:13.620 That's what you miss, dog.
01:06:14.780 Honestly, God, I don't know
01:06:16.400 if that episode was good
01:06:17.540 at all, but that made it
01:06:19.020 look like this is the best
01:06:20.200 show on the internet.
01:06:20.920 I know.
01:06:21.380 That made it look amazing.
01:06:22.400 Laney makes us look way
01:06:23.440 better than we are.
01:06:24.640 We did have a really good
01:06:26.100 riff in the post-show,
01:06:27.740 the Cum-Lympics.
01:06:29.060 I loved that, dude.
01:06:30.920 We should clip just that part. 0.99
01:06:33.340 You know what, fucking 0.99
01:06:34.100 let's get out of here. 0.99
01:06:36.040 See you later, Pores. 1.00
01:06:37.120 If you're a fucking member 1.00
01:06:38.020 of the Patreon, you'll see it. 0.99
01:06:38.960 No longer linked to
01:06:39.700 Bohemian Grove, by the way.
01:06:41.520 What do you mean?
01:06:42.760 I'm joking.
01:06:43.340 Throw up the QR code
01:06:45.640 so people can join if they want to.
01:06:47.380 Yeah, go ahead.
01:06:47.840 I mean, people...
01:06:48.340 Secret location.
01:06:50.680 People are actually...
01:06:51.760 They joined the Patreon.
01:06:52.780 It seems like they enjoy it.
01:06:54.400 Toad is going to be
01:06:54.980 keeping up with it,
01:06:55.840 so aim all your queries at him,
01:06:58.500 but go ahead and join there.
01:07:00.580 You can get a whole bunch of perks,
01:07:02.060 which will determine in the future
01:07:03.480 about what you can get there.
01:07:04.820 And these perks.
01:07:05.560 See you later.
01:07:06.340 You are his job now.
01:07:08.340 Yeah, you are Toad's responsibility.
01:07:11.060 And I get no money from it, yeah.
01:07:13.460 You take all of our money.
01:07:14.560 What are you talking about?
01:07:15.520 No, I don't.
01:07:16.700 No, I have it.
01:07:18.020 I pay Laney with it.
01:07:19.600 Hell yeah.
01:07:19.920 Pretty much.
01:07:20.880 Yeah, pretty much that's where it goes.
01:07:22.380 Toad, have you gotten your
01:07:23.280 GIFs and Go money yet?
01:07:24.340 Do you get that out,
01:07:25.160 or how long do you have to wait?
01:07:26.980 Yeah, I think it came in today.
01:07:29.520 I have to make sure, but yeah.
01:07:31.160 Not all of it,
01:07:31.900 because more keeps coming in.
01:07:33.640 Cool.
01:07:34.780 What's our next game?
01:07:36.220 Hey, now that you got almost 11 grand,
01:07:37.900 you should give me my 500 back, 1.00
01:07:39.240 you faggot. 1.00
01:07:41.040 I thought that was for me. 1.00
01:07:42.700 It was.
01:07:43.640 No, it's more like seed money.
01:07:45.940 He puts it in to get people rolling.
01:07:48.300 You know what I got?
01:07:49.540 Seed money is what I got
01:07:50.680 when I donated my sperm.
01:07:52.980 No.
01:07:53.600 Hey-oh. 1.00
01:07:54.360 No, don't make fucking jokes. 1.00
01:07:55.520 The seed money came from me. 1.00
01:07:56.620 Total banger.
01:07:56.840 So wait, 0.99
01:07:58.700 did anybody find the fucking 0.99
01:07:59.960 clips of the, 0.99
01:08:02.700 of Toad?
01:08:03.900 No?
01:08:05.260 All I got was that screenshot,
01:08:07.100 which was them watching
01:08:08.840 the uke part of it,
01:08:10.180 but I don't have a video of it.
01:08:11.580 Well,
01:08:11.980 somebody's got to give it to us.
01:08:13.380 Somebody just doxed the mayor
01:08:14.860 of this town.
01:08:15.740 They probably can,
01:08:16.680 like,
01:08:18.240 stop it from being screen recorded
01:08:19.740 or something.
01:08:20.640 Like,
01:08:20.740 there's,
01:08:20.980 like,
01:08:21.260 a problem.
01:08:21.440 Yeah,
01:08:21.740 I don't know,
01:08:22.000 because the stuff that we showed
01:08:22.860 was at least public on YouTube.
01:08:24.760 Yeah.
01:08:25.120 All right,
01:08:25.340 this person deleted it.
01:08:26.360 Somebody literally doxed
01:08:28.000 this,
01:08:28.460 the mayor of this town,
01:08:29.520 and I was like,
01:08:30.020 don't do that.
01:08:31.980 Jeez.
01:08:32.780 But,
01:08:32.940 I mean,
01:08:33.460 like,
01:08:33.760 doxing the mayor of Leesburg
01:08:35.680 probably isn't that hard to do.
01:08:36.900 Like,
01:08:37.080 you just look up mayor of Leesburg. 1.00
01:08:38.760 You can probably find his fucking house. 1.00
01:08:40.220 They're a public figure, 1.00
01:08:41.300 so I think it makes,
01:08:42.100 you can't dox them.
01:08:43.920 No,
01:08:44.180 no,
01:08:44.360 listen,
01:08:44.620 I gave his work number.
01:08:46.080 That's the number
01:08:46.840 that this guy gave to Cole.
01:08:49.180 That's what I gave.
01:08:49.800 I'm not giving his home address.
01:08:49.960 I'm pretty sure it's legal
01:08:51.040 to dox federal employees,
01:08:52.500 so.
01:08:52.660 Yeah,
01:08:52.880 right?
01:08:53.420 Yeah,
01:08:53.640 I mean,
01:08:53.900 you work for the government.
01:08:54.480 I don't think it's even doxing.
01:08:56.140 No,
01:08:56.640 their info's just public.
01:08:58.080 Yeah,
01:08:58.460 it's like,
01:08:58.840 just like Toad's name,
01:09:01.500 this is the same thing.
01:09:03.200 Yeah.
01:09:03.740 What's his name again?
01:09:04.200 He just feels wrong.
01:09:05.220 No,
01:09:05.320 because I ran under Toad.
01:09:07.640 Like,
01:09:07.780 that's how I did it.
01:09:08.680 I don't think it's immoral
01:09:09.540 that's not true at all.
01:09:11.960 No,
01:09:12.140 yes it is. 1.00
01:09:12.900 I'm the one that fucking did it. 0.99
01:09:14.320 Of course it's true. 1.00
01:09:15.400 Of course,
01:09:15.780 C-SPAN just got it.
01:09:16.540 The LP lets people run
01:09:17.760 as like vermin supreme
01:09:19.100 and whatever,
01:09:19.700 so I'm like,
01:09:20.200 I'm Toad.
01:09:20.540 I understand the LP.
01:09:21.220 That's his name,
01:09:21.980 dude. 0.97
01:09:22.600 Nigga, 1.00
01:09:22.820 they had your real name.
01:09:23.740 They didn't guess it.
01:09:25.200 The C-SPAN was just like,
01:09:26.840 oh.
01:09:26.980 They were like,
01:09:27.860 C-SPAN is too clear.
01:09:28.720 Sounds like,
01:09:29.440 Shmashu or Shmandis.
01:09:30.700 I think C-SPAN might have put up,
01:09:35.140 they put Toad and quotes
01:09:36.920 in the middle of it too.
01:09:37.860 C-SPAN,
01:09:38.500 all they had to do
01:09:39.040 was two clicks on Google
01:09:40.060 and they had your full LinkedIn,
01:09:41.580 so like they,
01:09:42.520 I mean,
01:09:42.860 that's probably what they did
01:09:43.680 to find it.
01:09:44.680 Yeah,
01:09:44.880 or they just took those forms
01:09:46.000 they had that said 1.00
01:09:46.800 your fucking name. 1.00
01:09:48.420 Hey, 1.00
01:09:48.640 is your LinkedIn still up?
01:09:51.480 It exists,
01:09:52.400 but it's not searchable,
01:09:53.620 if that makes sense.
01:09:54.340 It's not public.
01:09:55.420 Yeah,
01:09:55.580 I can't believe yours was public.
01:09:57.380 Dude,
01:09:57.740 I made mine private.
01:09:59.320 No,
01:09:59.820 I made mine private,
01:10:00.740 yeah.
01:10:01.620 Yes,
01:10:02.020 after the fact,
01:10:02.740 right?
01:10:03.340 No,
01:10:03.640 it was private already.
01:10:04.500 I don't know how,
01:10:05.560 seriously,
01:10:06.040 I don't know how people found
01:10:07.140 as much info as they found.
01:10:08.420 Okay,
01:10:08.580 that is crazy.
01:10:09.180 We're not in the after show
01:10:10.040 right now,
01:10:10.360 are we?
01:10:10.900 Yeah.
01:10:11.300 Yeah,
01:10:11.420 yeah,
01:10:11.700 okay,
01:10:12.380 I was like,
01:10:12.840 I was like,
01:10:13.200 are we going to transition over?
01:10:14.920 Can we do one more thing
01:10:15.980 really quick,
01:10:16.820 whatever it is,
01:10:17.560 and then I'm going to,
01:10:18.100 I'm going to bounce
01:10:18.660 because I'm very tired.
01:10:20.040 Yeah,
01:10:20.220 what are we doing?
01:10:20.620 We have Dave Portnoy,
01:10:21.540 I don't know what else we got.
01:10:23.120 We have a bunch of stuff.
01:10:23.920 Run this Portnoy thing,
01:10:25.380 I think it's funny.
01:10:27.040 It is.
01:10:27.520 Okay.
01:10:27.920 Well,
01:10:28.480 well,
01:10:28.900 well,
01:10:29.140 Top,
01:10:29.320 what did you have? 1.00
01:10:30.500 I fucking sleep. 1.00
01:10:31.580 Tired, 1.00
01:10:31.960 I'm tired.
01:10:32.340 No,
01:10:32.540 no,
01:10:32.640 no,
01:10:32.760 no,
01:10:32.840 no,
01:10:32.900 I thought you said
01:10:33.440 you had one,
01:10:34.060 oh,
01:10:34.740 you just wanted to do
01:10:35.520 one more thing.
01:10:36.400 We want the video.
01:10:37.360 I thought you had
01:10:38.040 something in mind,
01:10:38.900 and I was like,
01:10:39.300 oh,
01:10:39.540 okay,
01:10:39.720 yeah,
01:10:39.820 what do you got?
01:10:40.160 We want the video
01:10:40.440 from LOS.
01:10:41.980 We'll have it next week,
01:10:43.040 probably.
01:10:43.740 Oh,
01:10:43.940 yeah,
01:10:44.140 for sure.
01:10:45.040 I'm going to watch it
01:10:45.660 though,
01:10:45.880 immediately,
01:10:46.460 on Friday,
01:10:46.940 I have to listen
01:10:47.720 to it at least.
01:10:48.900 Yeah,
01:10:49.260 that's too funny,
01:10:50.220 dude. 0.99
01:10:50.380 They fucking nailed 1.00
01:10:51.600 everything about you. 1.00
01:10:52.480 It's beautiful.
01:10:53.760 I really got to know
01:10:54.760 how if he gets upset
01:10:55.740 about the whole Hitler thing.
01:10:56.680 How am I that transparent?
01:10:59.540 Well.
01:11:00.540 Kirk,
01:11:01.060 if you just want me
01:11:02.080 to kick him out
01:11:02.680 and not mention it,
01:11:03.660 not care that this kid 0.77
01:11:04.700 is anti-Semitic, 1.00
01:11:05.860 shut up. 1.00
01:11:07.060 If you just want me 1.00
01:11:08.000 to ignore it.
01:11:08.600 Don't tell me,
01:11:09.000 don't tell me to shut up. 1.00
01:11:10.200 Shut the fuck up, 1.00
01:11:11.440 you bald fuck. 1.00
01:11:12.660 Okay, 1.00
01:11:13.000 go ahead.
01:11:13.800 How's that?
01:11:14.640 Oh, 0.98
01:11:14.820 it's kill.
01:11:15.200 I'll never recover 0.75
01:11:15.980 from that,
01:11:16.380 Dave.
01:11:16.560 Go ahead,
01:11:16.760 continue.
01:11:17.340 I'll never recover.
01:11:18.400 Well,
01:11:18.600 you're the one who's like,
01:11:19.580 oh,
01:11:19.720 big boss man,
01:11:20.480 don't tell.
01:11:20.820 I'll tell you,
01:11:21.300 you work for me.
01:11:22.100 Okay,
01:11:22.440 go ahead,
01:11:22.720 continue. 1.00
01:11:23.160 You little bitch, 1.00
01:11:23.500 you work for me. 1.00
01:11:24.280 Sure,
01:11:24.620 you bet.
01:11:25.140 For now.
01:11:25.340 Oh,
01:11:25.480 you don't?
01:11:26.400 For now,
01:11:27.120 quit.
01:11:27.460 I don't care.
01:11:27.760 I'll say 500 grams.
01:11:29.180 Is this show or not a show?
01:11:30.380 Like,
01:11:30.540 is this show or not a show?
01:11:31.360 Like,
01:11:31.460 we can't have a conversation? 1.00
01:11:33.220 You're an idiot. 1.00
01:11:34.380 Okay, 1.00
01:11:34.740 continue.
01:11:34.860 You're literally saying
01:11:36.140 people should be allowed
01:11:37.260 to make Jew jokes, 0.65
01:11:38.160 say whatever they want, 1.00
01:11:39.020 right fucking now. 0.99
01:11:39.980 Yes, 0.99
01:11:40.200 I think people should be
01:11:40.860 allowed to make jokes.
01:11:42.060 So how many 1.00
01:11:42.860 motherfucking Jews 1.00
01:11:44.440 have to be killed 1.00
01:11:45.360 before you stop? 1.00
01:11:47.240 Kirk,
01:11:47.920 if you just want me 0.96
01:11:48.800 to kick my own
01:11:49.480 off,
01:11:49.700 then you do it.
01:11:50.400 All of them.
01:11:51.900 Yo,
01:11:52.340 Tyler,
01:11:52.720 we need that as a drop.
01:11:53.720 How many 1.00
01:11:54.340 motherfucking Jews? 1.00
01:11:55.840 You're killing my 1.00
01:11:56.940 killing my 0.85
01:11:57.960 I know we can't 0.97
01:11:58.900 read a lot.
01:12:01.900 Yeah,
01:12:02.380 that should be a clip. 0.52
01:12:03.420 Yeah,
01:12:03.580 we should clip that for sure.
01:12:04.480 Go to the end.
01:12:05.120 I need to hear that one more time.
01:12:06.400 People should be allowed
01:12:06.840 to make jokes.
01:12:07.880 So how many 1.00
01:12:08.700 motherfucking Jews 1.00
01:12:10.240 have to be killed 1.00
01:12:11.160 before you stop? 1.00
01:12:13.000 Kirk,
01:12:13.720 if you just want me
01:12:14.660 Yo,
01:12:14.900 just cut it,
01:12:15.560 cut it, 0.92
01:12:15.940 how many Jews 1.00
01:12:16.900 have to be killed? 1.00
01:12:17.980 Just play that. 0.99
01:12:23.540 So how many 0.99
01:12:24.680 motherfucking 1.00
01:12:25.740 Jews have to be killed 1.00
01:12:27.160 before you stop? 1.00
01:12:28.600 There is no
01:12:29.180 before you stop.
01:12:30.220 Just how many 1.00
01:12:31.060 motherfucking Jews 1.00
01:12:32.180 have to be killed? 1.00
01:12:33.040 How many 1.00
01:12:33.580 motherfucking Jews 1.00
01:12:35.180 have to be killed? 1.00
01:12:36.980 Oh, man. 0.99
01:12:37.860 What's so funny
01:12:38.660 that even before you stop,
01:12:40.380 if you have to,
01:12:41.200 like,
01:12:41.460 that could be clipped
01:12:42.100 for so many things
01:12:42.860 and just do like
01:12:43.620 a Hitler edit right after that.
01:12:45.140 And just Hitler 0.90
01:12:45.700 like going like hardcore.
01:12:47.180 Yo,
01:12:47.420 how many Jews 1.00
01:12:48.080 have to be killed 1.00
01:12:48.680 and then go into 1.00
01:12:49.260 some documentary
01:12:50.260 about the Holocaust
01:12:51.680 and how many people died?
01:12:52.940 Or just,
01:12:53.380 no,
01:12:53.720 just do
01:12:54.100 Heil Hitler, 0.98
01:12:54.960 the Kanye.
01:12:55.340 Heil Hitler. 0.96
01:12:55.700 The Kanye song. 0.98
01:12:56.760 Where's Raska, nigga? 1.00
01:13:00.100 Epic lead-in, 0.98
01:13:01.100 then you see
01:13:01.600 that one scene
01:13:02.520 that you always get
01:13:03.200 with, like,
01:13:03.660 Hitler rolling in 1.00
01:13:04.560 on his fucking sick car 1.00
01:13:06.020 just, like, 1.00
01:13:06.620 with the house.
01:13:07.160 Dude,
01:13:07.460 one of those
01:13:08.180 really dope
01:13:09.300 Hitler edits,
01:13:10.200 which I don't know
01:13:10.640 why I'm saying that, 1.00
01:13:11.320 but they are fucking dope. 1.00
01:13:11.900 They are dope as hell, dude. 1.00
01:13:13.120 I'm telling you, 0.99
01:13:13.760 yeah,
01:13:13.960 you're not wrong.
01:13:15.080 But if you could just,
01:13:16.140 if you could have it
01:13:16.940 open with that
01:13:17.900 and then run right into that,
01:13:19.380 I'm telling you,
01:13:19.820 it's going to be
01:13:20.160 one of the most
01:13:20.520 viral things ever made.
01:13:22.040 I will say,
01:13:22.520 like,
01:13:22.880 why I'm a Broncos fan
01:13:23.900 is because
01:13:24.500 I've seen,
01:13:26.280 well,
01:13:28.520 I've seen Broncos edits
01:13:29.780 of Bo Nix
01:13:31.100 and the Nazis.
01:13:33.080 It's amazing.
01:13:33.980 Like,
01:13:34.140 it's just like,
01:13:34.900 it's nice.
01:13:36.620 The following on your site.
01:13:39.040 I never condone rape,
01:13:40.780 but if you're a size six
01:13:42.200 and you're wearing skinny jeans,
01:13:44.060 you kind of deserve 1.00
01:13:45.160 to be raped. 1.00
01:13:46.400 Correct. 1.00
01:13:47.580 I stand by that.
01:13:48.560 I think it's a funny joke.
01:13:50.140 You think rape is funny? 1.00
01:13:51.460 No, 0.70
01:13:51.760 I didn't say that.
01:13:52.400 I think it's a funny joke.
01:13:53.400 Do you understand
01:13:54.140 how offensive that is? 1.00
01:13:55.380 How about Jewish rape? 1.00
01:13:55.940 No, I obviously don't. 1.00
01:13:57.040 How many Jews 1.00
01:13:58.200 have to be raped? 1.00
01:13:59.640 Is that Portnoy? 1.00
01:14:00.880 Yeah.
01:14:01.240 Yeah, dude.
01:14:02.180 Why is he dressed so gay? 1.00
01:14:03.600 He looks like Glenn Greenwald there. 0.99
01:14:06.480 He looks like a gay man. 0.99
01:14:07.820 This is the kind of argumentation 0.91
01:14:10.080 that like,
01:14:10.600 so he's like,
01:14:11.220 you know he's anti-Semitic.
01:14:12.360 And I'm like,
01:14:13.480 I have to go through
01:14:15.080 this entire argument with you,
01:14:16.620 like show you this,
01:14:17.460 show you this contradiction,
01:14:18.600 explain to you 0.95
01:14:19.140 why it's ridiculous. 0.90
01:14:20.140 I just walked away. 0.74
01:14:21.400 I was like, 1.00
01:14:21.800 fuck you, nigga. 1.00
01:14:23.160 You know what? 1.00
01:14:24.980 Dave Portnoy and Glenn Greenwald
01:14:26.340 both like cheese pizza.
01:14:28.540 I honestly feel like
01:14:30.000 had I been the one
01:14:30.920 that was approached
01:14:31.920 with the article about Owen,
01:14:33.660 we would still be performing there.
01:14:35.440 I honestly believe that.
01:14:36.660 What do you think
01:14:37.720 he would have done? 0.99
01:14:38.920 I think I would have fucking, 0.99
01:14:40.340 I would have handled it. 0.99
01:14:41.500 I would have talked to the guy.
01:14:42.580 As opposed to just going,
01:14:44.260 all right,
01:14:44.840 walking away. 1.00
01:14:45.540 Fuck you, bitch. 1.00
01:14:47.260 What is fuck this guy? 1.00
01:14:48.100 Nigga, 1.00
01:14:48.420 howl Hitler 0.79
01:14:48.900 and Turton doing an about face
01:14:50.400 and walking away. 1.00
01:14:51.500 The fuck is it? 0.99
01:14:52.640 See, 1.00
01:14:52.840 with the flourish on it.
01:14:56.200 No,
01:14:56.520 like I think it's,
01:14:57.680 listen,
01:14:58.200 this is the reason
01:14:59.180 you're still like
01:15:00.220 in the Libertarian Party.
01:15:01.820 I realized,
01:15:02.940 I think that's pretty clear
01:15:04.760 cut and dry.
01:15:05.360 You think you could change
01:15:06.260 these people's mind? 1.00
01:15:07.300 You're out of your fucking mind, 1.00
01:15:08.520 dude. 1.00
01:15:08.600 I think Clint probably could have,
01:15:10.220 honestly.
01:15:10.740 No,
01:15:10.860 I don't think so.
01:15:11.900 No,
01:15:12.440 I walked away
01:15:13.700 because he was like,
01:15:14.280 it's the mayor.
01:15:14.860 This is,
01:15:15.300 hold on.
01:15:16.160 This is not politics.
01:15:17.840 This is business. 1.00
01:15:19.320 I can handle fucking business negotiations. 1.00
01:15:20.880 You're talking about 1.00
01:15:22.140 the mayor of the town
01:15:25.240 and the four council people
01:15:26.780 around him.
01:15:28.020 The argument between
01:15:29.420 the board of the theater
01:15:31.600 and the board of the,
01:15:33.060 like this government board
01:15:34.100 was who booked them.
01:15:35.720 Not,
01:15:36.460 should we,
01:15:37.760 should we keep free speech?
01:15:39.200 I know,
01:15:39.800 I know,
01:15:39.840 but you had,
01:15:40.520 as soon as you,
01:15:41.360 as soon as you were approached,
01:15:42.700 it was basically just like,
01:15:44.200 all right,
01:15:44.660 I get it.
01:15:45.180 We're done.
01:15:45.860 I'm just saying,
01:15:46.680 I think had I,
01:15:47.740 had I actually had a friendly conversation with him
01:15:50.220 without,
01:15:50.740 without the,
01:15:51.420 like the obvious disdain
01:15:53.180 for his Jewish heritage,
01:15:54.180 I think I could have handled it.
01:15:55.560 There was no obvious disdain.
01:15:56.600 I was just said,
01:15:57.340 that's okay.
01:15:58.120 It's interesting.
01:15:58.740 I said,
01:15:58.860 can you show me?
01:15:59.360 I was very polite with him,
01:16:00.920 but when the conversation was going nowhere,
01:16:03.380 I said,
01:16:04.400 all right,
01:16:04.720 thanks. 0.98
01:16:05.400 And I fucking walked away. 0.98
01:16:06.360 Like, 1.00
01:16:06.740 I'm not an idiot. 0.99
01:16:07.480 How long have we been doing this for? 1.00
01:16:09.440 You can't read people,
01:16:10.540 dude.
01:16:11.080 Their mind was made up long before this.
01:16:13.960 This is what,
01:16:15.020 I mean,
01:16:15.540 the guy who owns half of the town called them and said, 1.00
01:16:19.700 you're fucking with my money. 0.99
01:16:21.620 And they were arguing. 1.00
01:16:23.240 What,
01:16:23.400 what was the other thing?
01:16:24.240 What was the other thing he said though?
01:16:26.720 What?
01:16:27.620 What?
01:16:28.100 He said that,
01:16:28.540 he said that you walked away,
01:16:31.080 that you did not have a,
01:16:33.400 he said that you walked away when you were approached and you did not have a conversation with him.
01:16:38.620 That's what he said. 0.99
01:16:39.140 What the fuck is the conversation to have? 0.99
01:16:41.180 Do you know what the guy, 1.00
01:16:41.960 what I told you,
01:16:42.680 what the guy told me?
01:16:43.800 That's my point.
01:16:44.660 That's my point is that a conversation with him might have been fruitful.
01:16:48.600 There was no conversation had because you walked away.
01:16:52.400 Thank you,
01:16:52.800 Bodhi.
01:16:53.080 A hundred percent.
01:16:53.700 Recognize the pattern immediately.
01:16:55.940 Talked away.
01:16:57.080 Talked to me. 1.00
01:16:57.580 You didn't even say get fucked. 1.00
01:16:58.720 You just like, 0.99
01:16:59.240 you literally were just like,
01:17:00.060 I understand the thought pattern of your having top,
01:17:02.820 but I also do think there's a decent chance,
01:17:05.020 but I understand thinking the juice might not be worth a squeeze to try.
01:17:08.740 And I understand being frustrated and having a little more self-respect.
01:17:11.360 This is what I'm saying.
01:17:12.240 You're spending,
01:17:12.960 you're spending years of your life talking to libertarians trying to change their mind. 1.00
01:17:17.040 They are fucking set. 1.00
01:17:19.000 The ideology is set. 1.00
01:17:20.400 There is no changing these people's minds.
01:17:22.460 I will say you could have been doing like,
01:17:24.680 it'd be like,
01:17:25.140 Hey Clint,
01:17:25.500 can you handle this guy?
01:17:27.340 Yeah.
01:17:27.540 Like we'll talk to this and then we'll still go get a backup just in case.
01:17:30.680 And then like,
01:17:31.640 well,
01:17:31.820 we were going to get,
01:17:32.500 I mean,
01:17:32.820 yeah,
01:17:33.160 of course.
01:17:33.700 I'm just saying that I'm just saying that I think had I been the one that was approached,
01:17:40.240 it may have gone differently.
01:17:42.000 We went,
01:17:42.460 I don't understand.
01:17:43.660 You're so delusional.
01:17:44.440 This is cooler though,
01:17:44.960 Top.
01:17:45.280 I don't think why you have to be right.
01:17:47.100 Just can you be cool?
01:17:48.440 We spoke with the guy who owns half the town,
01:17:51.460 who's like financially viable for bringing this town from the shithole that it was to what it is now.
01:17:56.920 He wasn't the decision maker.
01:17:59.120 Exactly.
01:17:59.520 They had their mind made.
01:18:00.960 You think you,
01:18:01.780 you think you could change it?
01:18:03.240 You could think you could change a board of people's minds over millions of dollars that this guy is arguing.
01:18:08.300 It's insane.
01:18:09.200 What are you talking about?
01:18:10.200 What used to do?
01:18:10.680 Isn't it?
01:18:11.180 I mean,
01:18:11.360 he's a Jew.
01:18:11.980 I have no idea why Top is being so defensive about this,
01:18:16.040 but I will tell you,
01:18:16.980 I will tell you,
01:18:17.820 there's no doubt in my mind,
01:18:20.000 0% chance doubt in my mind that if I had just walked away, 0.99
01:18:24.160 that I definitely couldn't have changed shit, 0.99
01:18:26.200 which is what you did. 0.99
01:18:27.060 So I didn't.
01:18:28.160 Yeah.
01:18:28.380 I don't want to change anything.
01:18:30.100 They've,
01:18:30.440 they've told me.
01:18:31.680 Exactly.
01:18:32.000 You don't want to change anything.
01:18:33.280 You didn't want to try and fix it. 0.98
01:18:34.780 You just want to fucking go to a theater across the street from your house. 0.99
01:18:37.100 Oh yeah. 0.99
01:18:37.280 That's,
01:18:37.580 that's what I told you.
01:18:38.700 They told you we are ideological.
01:18:40.320 We don't like this.
01:18:41.000 Lost the argument.
01:18:41.700 And now you're resorting to ad hominem. 0.99
01:18:43.700 You got blown the fuck out homeboy. 0.98
01:18:45.500 That's the reality. 0.99
01:18:47.200 Wow.
01:18:47.900 It's wild.
01:18:48.840 No.
01:18:49.260 Wow.
01:18:49.700 This is, 0.99
01:18:50.240 I understand he's upset because you're living across the street from this shithole. 0.99
01:18:55.180 They made up. 0.85
01:18:55.900 That's not what I'm upset about.
01:18:57.480 They made up their mind.
01:18:58.820 This is so,
01:18:59.420 so we could have patched this up and then we would have went on stage day one,
01:19:03.060 said something they didn't like. 0.99
01:19:04.140 And now day two is fucked. 1.00
01:19:05.680 These people, 1.00
01:19:06.500 they don't fuck with what you're doing. 0.99
01:19:08.500 Simple as that. 0.98
01:19:09.900 There is an ideology.
01:19:10.900 There's an ideological capture.
01:19:12.420 And you can see it from the second you talk to this person.
01:19:15.360 All right.
01:19:16.500 Some people,
01:19:16.980 dude,
01:19:17.580 we're at,
01:19:18.160 we're at a point now.
01:19:19.380 Why am I,
01:19:19.860 I'm trying to convince people you're trying to in 2025.
01:19:23.380 I'm going to explain cancel culture to a guy. 0.99
01:19:26.020 Are you crazy? 1.00
01:19:27.660 The, 1.00
01:19:27.740 the,
01:19:28.060 the,
01:19:28.380 like not wanting to convince,
01:19:29.960 but it is also like not convincing.
01:19:31.680 It's like,
01:19:32.160 obviously it's like,
01:19:33.020 there's no re you,
01:19:34.700 you canceled that possibility out.
01:19:37.200 So like,
01:19:37.520 I don't want to do business with zero. 1.00
01:19:40.140 There'd be 0% value in saying,
01:19:41.840 Hey man, 1.00
01:19:42.420 I know you got sent some shit. 0.99
01:19:44.200 We were already warned about this. 0.99
01:19:45.940 I did say that.
01:19:46.880 Well,
01:19:47.240 hold on. 1.00
01:19:47.980 Let me finish this fucking sentence. 1.00
01:19:49.360 The sales pitch, 1.00
01:19:50.440 just so you know,
01:19:51.840 you're dealing with people that aren't in state.
01:19:53.800 They aren't real people. 1.00
01:19:55.240 These are fucking schizophrenics that have chased Owen all around the country. 1.00
01:19:59.040 They do this at every venue. 1.00
01:20:00.500 He goes to,
01:20:01.260 this is not going to damage the reputation of your town in the slightest.
01:20:05.220 I'm just saying there are,
01:20:06.420 there are angles at which you could approach this, 1.00
01:20:08.320 that you're not sucking the guy's dick. 0.99
01:20:09.660 You're just explaining the circumstance so that maybe they can relax. 1.00
01:20:12.820 Maybe they can calm down as opposed to doing what you're doing,
01:20:15.600 which is just yelling at me and then going to bed.
01:20:18.720 This is what you're not understanding.
01:20:20.500 They made up their mind.
01:20:21.560 They made up their mind when we walked in,
01:20:23.500 maybe even before we walked in there that day,
01:20:25.260 they had me jump through hoops to go get insurance,
01:20:28.360 which we put on three of these events.
01:20:30.720 Usually the venue has insurance.
01:20:32.520 They wanted me to get it.
01:20:33.500 They were doing everything we could for me to walk away myself because 1.00
01:20:36.380 they're too much of a fucking pussy to say it to my face. 1.00
01:20:39.380 And then they finally did. 1.00
01:20:40.500 And the guy couldn't even look me in the eyes.
01:20:42.500 Yeah.
01:20:42.680 He was terrified.
01:20:42.920 I agree.
01:20:43.700 I agree.
01:20:44.520 So what is it?
01:20:45.240 What's the discussion to have?
01:20:46.920 What's the discussion to have with these people?
01:20:48.420 I just told you.
01:20:50.700 Okay.
01:20:51.000 But there isn't though.
01:20:51.660 There's no point.
01:20:52.840 It's a waste of your breath.
01:20:54.020 I think Top's grumpy when he's tired. 1.00
01:20:55.880 No shit. 1.00
01:20:57.200 Not just grumpy. 1.00
01:20:57.960 Listen,
01:20:58.180 yeah, 0.99
01:20:58.380 I'm doing my shit, 0.99
01:20:59.240 but listen, 1.00
01:20:59.860 it's got the grumps.
01:21:01.480 I got the grumps,
01:21:02.100 but am I wrong though?
01:21:03.140 He's got to get cozy. 0.99
01:21:04.400 I'm going to fucking talk with you. 1.00
01:21:05.660 Yes, 1.00
01:21:05.700 you're wrong. 0.83
01:21:06.060 See,
01:21:06.320 I get leftist.
01:21:07.280 I'm not the,
01:21:07.980 I'm not the person to ask because I'm,
01:21:09.360 I'm very much of a,
01:21:10.440 like,
01:21:10.640 I understand.
01:21:11.820 The thing is too,
01:21:12.660 it's like,
01:21:12.840 I respect the,
01:21:13.720 the,
01:21:13.900 the path you took,
01:21:15.000 Top,
01:21:15.280 but it's also like,
01:21:15.980 I think it's ridiculous to not,
01:21:17.360 to also not recognize that like,
01:21:19.200 there is a distinct possibility.
01:21:20.660 So Jose,
01:21:21.180 why don't you get involved?
01:21:22.260 There might've been a change.
01:21:23.000 Help out a little bit.
01:21:23.820 Clint,
01:21:24.180 go across the street. 1.00
01:21:25.040 Shut the fuck up Jose. 1.00
01:21:26.240 What kind of logic is this? 1.00
01:21:26.980 I'm just saying Clint might have,
01:21:28.380 Yeah,
01:21:28.800 I will.
01:21:29.280 go across the street and talk to them now.
01:21:30.920 And we'll see what,
01:21:31.480 talk to them tomorrow and see,
01:21:32.620 see where you get.
01:21:33.360 Yeah,
01:21:33.620 I will try.
01:21:34.580 But I'm just saying,
01:21:35.580 I'm just saying it's probably blown up at this point,
01:21:37.820 since we just doxed the mayor.
01:21:39.720 Whatever.
01:21:41.000 He's not going to see it.
01:21:42.300 I didn't dox the mayor.
01:21:43.800 Listen,
01:21:44.240 the people who put the videos out,
01:21:45.440 put a number to call for the mayor.
01:21:46.720 I said,
01:21:47.000 here's his number.
01:21:48.320 Call him.
01:21:48.900 It's public,
01:21:49.400 public information.
01:21:50.080 If people are not happy that this is going on,
01:21:51.960 there's a lot of people that are not happy that it,
01:21:53.540 that it's got canceled.
01:21:54.720 So yeah,
01:21:55.140 give him a call.
01:21:55.860 Okay.
01:21:56.660 But my,
01:21:57.600 my point is if I had the opportunity to talk to the guy yesterday, 0.98
01:22:01.680 before the fucking, 0.98
01:22:02.840 the volley of shots have been fired back and forth, 0.99
01:22:05.720 there's a better chance than there will be tomorrow.
01:22:08.440 That's all I'm saying.
01:22:09.260 You did have the opportunity.
01:22:11.040 No,
01:22:11.460 I didn't.
01:22:12.240 I didn't,
01:22:12.660 I didn't even understand the circumstances.
01:22:14.240 You came in and explained to me 10% of it.
01:22:16.960 And then we went outside and you explained to me the rest of it.
01:22:19.620 I didn't know that you had walked away.
01:22:21.380 I didn't know that you didn't talk to him.
01:22:23.540 What is there to say?
01:22:24.780 This is what I'm saying.
01:22:25.380 I'm trying to understand.
01:22:25.940 I already told you.
01:22:27.320 No, 0.95
01:22:27.580 that's retarded. 0.97
01:22:28.320 There's nothing to say. 0.99
01:22:29.020 These people have their mind made up. 1.00
01:22:30.660 Grizzly saying Clint's got to suck his toes. 1.00
01:22:32.320 I think, 1.00
01:22:33.340 I think the point is that like these people are losers and they're, 1.00
01:22:36.920 they're scared and they're cowards. 1.00
01:22:38.340 Yeah. 0.93
01:22:38.640 And so therefore,
01:22:39.460 but the way you approach that is to try and assuage their fears.
01:22:43.280 Yes.
01:22:43.600 Which means that you can also,
01:22:45.280 again,
01:22:45.580 like,
01:22:45.840 because if they're fickle,
01:22:47.340 it's a possibility.
01:22:48.200 And I can manipulate them back into my position.
01:22:53.640 It's like,
01:22:53.920 dude,
01:22:54.720 it's,
01:22:55.220 I don't know.
01:22:55.680 Because my thing,
01:22:56.700 my thing is you spent months working for this venue.
01:23:00.920 And then it's just like,
01:23:02.160 ah,
01:23:02.420 I'm just going to throw it away.
01:23:03.520 Like,
01:23:04.860 I just,
01:23:05.660 I just want to go on the record that these have been the worst series of
01:23:09.040 arguments I have ever faced in a debate ever.
01:23:11.120 but the one I do,
01:23:13.920 the one I do agree with though,
01:23:15.260 is that,
01:23:15.820 is that maybe if it's 2025, 1.00
01:23:17.860 you're going to have a conversation with some faggot. 1.00
01:23:21.580 Yeah, 1.00
01:23:21.980 dude,
01:23:22.520 you're defending Glenn Greenwald. 1.00
01:23:24.360 He's fucking his own kids. 1.00
01:23:26.280 It's like, 1.00
01:23:26.800 it's wild.
01:23:27.620 We're living in different worlds.
01:23:29.180 Top is saying that you can't trick a trickster.
01:23:32.140 Top,
01:23:32.620 top does.
01:23:33.620 He does have a point.
01:23:35.600 We literally had this conversation on dangerous retards. 1.00
01:23:38.200 I made that exact point.
01:23:39.180 And he said,
01:23:39.840 he said specifically,
01:23:41.120 or explicitly rather. 0.99
01:23:42.700 I'm not saying that he's fucking his kids. 0.99
01:23:44.840 Now we get here. 1.00
01:23:45.780 He gets his teeth kicked in and the dumbest debate he's ever had in his life. 1.00
01:23:48.800 He's fucking, 1.00
01:23:49.260 and now he goes, 1.00
01:23:50.580 he goes,
01:23:50.860 I got my teeth kicked in.
01:23:52.160 Clint,
01:23:53.080 you live,
01:23:53.940 you can fall out of your apartment and be in the theater.
01:23:56.420 You could have went there at any point.
01:23:58.380 This was never blown up until,
01:23:59.720 well,
01:23:59.880 now.
01:24:00.580 I want to give top credit for,
01:24:02.900 I already said I will.
01:24:04.820 Hold on.
01:24:06.060 I want to give credit for an argument that if there was something that he was
01:24:09.760 saying on day one and then they didn't like it and they said day two,
01:24:12.700 you can't come back.
01:24:14.140 That's where I was like,
01:24:14.900 there is an issue there.
01:24:15.740 That's like,
01:24:16.140 that's one that's like,
01:24:17.160 Hey,
01:24:17.360 we would have already had a signed contract.
01:24:18.740 They would be in breach.
01:24:19.460 I mean like,
01:24:21.600 do you have a signed contract and they're going to be in breach now?
01:24:23.700 Are they not in breach?
01:24:24.440 No,
01:24:24.800 they didn't give it to us.
01:24:25.820 That's the whole point.
01:24:27.100 okay.
01:24:27.700 We were supposed to sign it this week.
01:24:29.860 Oh,
01:24:30.460 God.
01:24:31.240 Look,
01:24:31.620 these people,
01:24:32.400 they don't deserve to make money like off of what we're doing.
01:24:35.260 So more than anything,
01:24:36.440 I'm just frustrated that,
01:24:37.600 that top doesn't utilize me for my business acumen.
01:24:40.480 That's what frustrates me.
01:24:41.920 Yeah.
01:24:42.900 Like if there's one thing that I can actually do,
01:24:45.020 it's those conversations.
01:24:45.980 And he's just like,
01:24:47.040 Nope, 1.00
01:24:47.780 I'm not your fucking monkey. 1.00
01:24:49.460 He's like, 1.00
01:24:51.640 there's no value in it. 1.00
01:24:52.700 Don't talk to faggots. 1.00
01:24:54.000 Don't ever talk to them. 1.00
01:24:54.860 There's no value in it.
01:24:55.480 I don't want anything to do with these people deeply.
01:24:57.920 Want nothing to do with them.
01:24:59.240 I was uncomfortable doing what,
01:25:00.500 trust me,
01:25:00.860 we're not going to have anything to do with them now.
01:25:02.420 I was uncomfortable doing what we were doing anyway around them.
01:25:05.200 I'm like,
01:25:05.800 like I'm thinking about like,
01:25:06.720 can we do this?
01:25:07.580 Should we do that? 1.00
01:25:08.240 I'm thinking about actually like censoring myself because I don't want to offend these fucking faggots. 1.00
01:25:13.880 It's a relief. 1.00
01:25:14.660 It's a relief to be honest.
01:25:16.000 It's just sad that,
01:25:16.900 you know,
01:25:17.180 yeah,
01:25:17.940 I think it's going to be cooler going to,
01:25:19.460 which is a place that's more in line with our values.
01:25:22.060 A place where you say whatever,
01:25:23.120 whatever you want.
01:25:24.160 That's the whole point of what we're doing here.
01:25:25.700 I'm not, 0.95
01:25:26.300 I didn't do this to fucking go there and be in a nice place. 0.97
01:25:29.080 And I'm not Tim Pool. 0.97
01:25:31.300 I'm not simple. 1.00
01:25:31.900 So once you give me that shit, 1.00
01:25:33.260 I'm out. 1.00
01:25:33.720 Like,
01:25:33.980 all right,
01:25:34.220 I see what you're saying to me.
01:25:35.480 I understand completely.
01:25:36.800 The ultimatum was get rid of this guy and maybe you could stay until you do something else that pisses us off.
01:25:41.220 And the answer is no. 1.00
01:25:42.480 Fuck you. 1.00
01:25:43.480 I'm not going to do it. 1.00
01:25:44.900 This is a,
01:25:45.480 I mean,
01:25:46.080 just a domino chain of straw men.
01:25:48.640 I don't know.
01:25:49.020 What does Tim Pool have to do?
01:25:50.260 He showed me an ADL article and said that you can't perform here because of this.
01:25:54.820 It's from six years.
01:25:55.560 What does that have to do with Tim Pool?
01:25:57.700 Oh,
01:25:57.900 he's towing the line.
01:26:00.100 I'm not going to tow the line to stay on the platform.
01:26:01.600 But we weren't going to tow the line.
01:26:02.960 I've,
01:26:03.080 I've never once said that we were going to back off the actual content of our material.
01:26:07.220 I'm saying having a reasonable.
01:26:08.260 A reasonable adult conversation with the guy just to express to him that the pressure you're receiving is fictitious.
01:26:23.300 It's also,
01:26:23.800 so again,
01:26:24.780 when I was talking with,
01:26:26.060 with the guy,
01:26:27.120 Dustin,
01:26:27.540 he's showing me text messages from the mayor.
01:26:30.940 That's why I walked away. 1.00
01:26:32.280 Why the fuck am I talking to some dumb fat Jew here? 1.00
01:26:35.040 When you're getting your, 1.00
01:26:36.320 you're,
01:26:36.620 you're getting messages from the mayor that I don't know.
01:26:40.260 My choice is there to call Tom.
01:26:42.020 And also, 0.99
01:26:42.580 I don't want to fucking talk to this guy anymore. 0.98
01:26:44.300 I don't like the way that they were looking at us. 0.98
01:26:46.020 I don't like the way that they were treating us in that place.
01:26:48.340 I don't like it,
01:26:49.180 but it was,
01:26:49.580 it was a great venue.
01:26:51.020 It was a great venue.
01:26:52.220 That's the only thing they were looking at me.
01:26:55.200 Clint,
01:26:55.480 I'm going to put this in ways you can understand it.
01:26:57.740 Tom was feeling the same way about this venue,
01:27:00.580 the way that you felt about that laundromat.
01:27:02.660 He didn't like the way that people were looking at him.
01:27:04.240 He didn't like the way they were talking to him.
01:27:06.340 The way you feel about blacks is how he feels about Jews.
01:27:08.180 And he was just like,
01:27:08.960 I can't anymore.
01:27:09.720 I can see that,
01:27:10.600 man.
01:27:10.900 You need to get a separate car for this place.
01:27:13.180 Exactly.
01:27:13.680 This is what we're talking about.
01:27:14.580 Live theater,
01:27:15.920 live production, 1.00
01:27:16.880 all faggots, 1.00
01:27:18.100 except for me. 1.00
01:27:19.000 I'm the only person that knows about live production somewhat and has worked in the field.
01:27:22.580 It's apparently not gay, 0.99
01:27:24.020 but I know,
01:27:24.560 that's why I know these people,
01:27:25.900 but it's like,
01:27:26.520 I don't know. 0.99
01:27:26.960 Like we're in fucking Florida. 0.99
01:27:28.500 This is also owned by the city who's supposed to be conservative. 0.99
01:27:32.400 It's like,
01:27:32.680 figure me,
01:27:33.080 we can do this.
01:27:33.820 This guy's just overseeing it.
01:27:35.300 Not comfortable.
01:27:35.960 Even you weren't comfortable with him being there.
01:27:37.860 You're like,
01:27:38.200 I ask him to leave when we perform.
01:27:41.280 You don't want him there.
01:27:42.920 Was he,
01:27:43.120 was he,
01:27:43.560 is he kind of like,
01:27:44.620 he looks exactly like the point of the point of that was not,
01:27:49.080 it was not to change the content of what we were saying.
01:27:51.820 It was to try and keep their comfortability level where it's necessary that we could actually continue to do the show there.
01:27:58.840 That's all we want to play.
01:27:59.860 Why would you want to play that game for how long?
01:28:02.760 I think the issue, 0.98
01:28:04.040 at least through the fucking event top. 0.97
01:28:06.800 So you don't have to scramble to do a new one. 0.99
01:28:08.740 It's like,
01:28:09.520 it's just bizarre.
01:28:10.620 This entire argument is so bizarre to me.
01:28:12.400 if we,
01:28:13.940 if we did the event and it didn't go right and they got really upset,
01:28:16.940 then we wouldn't have never done the event there again.
01:28:18.920 That that's always,
01:28:19.880 always a distinct possibility.
01:28:21.200 I'm just saying,
01:28:21.980 I think I might have been able to salvage the venue for this event.
01:28:25.120 So people didn't have to get new hotels and you didn't have to scramble to find a new venue.
01:28:28.640 That's all I'm saying.
01:28:30.580 I don't think it's that unreasonable.
01:28:32.320 I also,
01:28:32.800 I also respect the choice.
01:28:34.560 Jose,
01:28:35.280 you've done literally nothing.
01:28:37.180 I'm just all,
01:28:38.260 once again,
01:28:39.440 this is exactly Clint's point.
01:28:41.500 You're not going to stop.
01:28:42.400 You're not going to keep talking because I will keep talking even though I'm going to do it.
01:28:46.080 I know.
01:28:46.320 You've got to remove him at some point.
01:28:47.600 It's like,
01:28:47.840 he'll talk right underneath you the whole show.
01:28:49.940 Listen,
01:28:50.600 it's wild.
01:28:52.940 Jose,
01:28:53.220 if you want an opinion,
01:28:54.000 you got to help out. 1.00
01:28:54.900 So shut the fuck up. 1.00
01:28:55.880 I want, 1.00
01:28:56.540 I want you on this show only when you're sleep deprived.
01:28:59.160 I'm tired.
01:29:00.300 I actually got to go.
01:29:01.060 Yeah.
01:29:01.120 I'm really tired.
01:29:02.680 You're so tired.
01:29:04.280 Yeah.
01:29:04.520 What I was going to say was outside,
01:29:07.200 I think Dave Portnoy also like the other day,
01:29:09.720 he was doing a pizza review and someone drove by and said, 1.00
01:29:12.480 fuck the Jews to him again. 1.00
01:29:14.020 Yeah. 1.00
01:29:14.200 We have really funny.
01:29:15.520 Yeah.
01:29:15.680 And then like,
01:29:16.580 there was like some like kids in the background that laughed and he whipped around.
01:29:20.580 He was like,
01:29:20.960 what are you laughing at?
01:29:22.040 Yeah.
01:29:22.180 He goes,
01:29:22.780 cause why are you laughing at that?
01:29:24.500 That guy, 1.00
01:29:25.120 that guy is such a fucking queef, 1.00
01:29:26.580 dude. 1.00
01:29:27.160 Yeah.
01:29:27.360 It's crazy.
01:29:28.180 Toronto is where that happened.
01:29:29.800 It's crazy that like,
01:29:30.780 if you want it,
01:29:31.360 it's a,
01:29:31.700 that is what gets under his skin.
01:29:33.360 Cause I don't think he's not,
01:29:34.520 he's not even Jewish.
01:29:35.360 I don't think,
01:29:36.000 or is he?
01:29:36.640 I don't know.
01:29:36.920 Yeah.
01:29:37.520 He definitely is.
01:29:38.400 I guess he is.
01:29:39.080 Maybe so.
01:29:39.520 I just,
01:29:40.400 I don't think, 1.00
01:29:40.860 I don't think there's anyone on the planet that takes this shit this seriously. 1.00
01:29:43.740 If they're not Jewish. 1.00
01:29:44.580 It's crazy. 0.93
01:29:45.140 It's crazy.
01:29:46.060 I have never seen someone like,
01:29:47.400 and like,
01:29:50.960 because he's been like in the internet so long and also in like the comedy world for long.
01:29:57.460 I mean,
01:29:57.560 it's, 0.98
01:29:58.040 it's his whole brand is to fucking not, 0.99
01:30:00.300 not, 0.99
01:30:01.300 you know,
01:30:01.960 send self-censor or worry about,
01:30:03.840 you know?
01:30:03.940 Yeah.
01:30:04.180 And the problem is that whenever you do have something that like the people found out pushes your buttons.
01:30:10.080 Now it's nonstop.
01:30:12.320 I got to stay just for this.
01:30:13.360 Hurry up.
01:30:13.640 Hurry up and play. 0.99
01:30:14.220 Cause I'm fucking tired. 0.99
01:30:15.280 It's in the, 0.99
01:30:15.700 it's paywall.
01:30:16.600 So we can do things I like to do.
01:30:17.640 I do have this.
01:30:18.360 I collect Patrice O'Neill's hats.
01:30:20.140 This pimp hat here.
01:30:21.080 I kind of like.
01:30:22.640 I've dug up 13 grains.
01:30:26.520 Here's my Patrice O'Neill hat collection.
01:30:28.940 It's the coolest thing I own.
01:30:31.040 This pimp hat here.
01:30:32.280 I kind of like,
01:30:32.960 right?
01:30:34.560 Like,
01:30:34.800 I think this looks pretty pimp actually.
01:30:38.080 I do.
01:30:38.580 Yeah,
01:30:38.840 don't close.
01:30:39.440 I am.
01:30:40.720 So a lifetime member of the Libertarian Party.
01:30:43.540 If you can see that here.
01:30:45.000 So that's pretty cool.
01:30:47.260 That's not helping.
01:30:47.940 They've never won anything ever.
01:30:49.460 Sports. 1.00
01:30:49.960 You guys love politics and hate pussy. 1.00
01:30:52.080 Yeah. 1.00
01:30:52.920 Dave.
01:30:53.800 Build your own roads. 1.00
01:30:54.640 No pussy. 1.00
01:30:55.440 You can't get pussy when you're building your own roads. 1.00
01:30:57.320 Go back. 1.00
01:30:58.260 Please go back.
01:30:59.480 Go back.
01:31:00.140 Go back.
01:31:01.600 It's a weight set on the ground.
01:31:03.980 No.
01:31:04.840 Come on.
01:31:05.220 So great.
01:31:05.720 Can I tell you why that rules?
01:31:10.900 He doesn't have two of anything.
01:31:14.300 No,
01:31:14.320 this is why it's great. 0.98
01:31:15.660 That means this is such a loser move. 0.75
01:31:17.680 He doesn't want to be out of shape. 0.96
01:31:19.240 He just can't get there.
01:31:21.000 He has failed.
01:31:22.240 It's like they've never moved.
01:31:23.740 By the way,
01:31:25.240 yeah,
01:31:25.560 those things just sit there like that all the time.
01:31:28.080 It looks like he just lays on them.
01:31:33.860 Mostly lifetime member of the Libertarian Party,
01:31:37.040 if you can see that here.
01:31:38.660 So that's pretty cool,
01:31:40.580 I think.
01:31:41.420 And I also,
01:31:42.480 I sports bet,
01:31:44.100 which.
01:31:45.780 That's the coolest thing about him.
01:31:48.140 Yeah.
01:31:49.040 I will say taking points off. 1.00
01:31:50.360 What the fuck? 0.99
01:31:51.240 Alex, 1.00
01:31:51.500 what's going on here?
01:31:52.280 He collects toys.
01:31:54.760 We think it's just this video.
01:31:56.580 Why?
01:31:57.060 Just,
01:31:57.360 just glitches.
01:31:58.640 Yeah.
01:31:58.860 I can't wait to see.
01:31:59.760 I can't wait to see.
01:32:00.440 Just one second.
01:32:01.440 I'll edit all this out.
01:32:02.740 I have this screen up here like all the time.
01:32:05.280 Whenever I'm like losing bets,
01:32:06.740 I am like very tempted to like kill myself.
01:32:10.920 And I do also have this.
01:32:12.900 I play ukulele and I did this song.
01:32:15.740 I really kind of like.
01:32:16.600 I think it's a good song.
01:32:22.840 Look at their faces.
01:32:26.220 Are they frozen? 1.00
01:32:34.760 How is this guy not gotten pussy? 1.00
01:32:37.560 The fucking loneliest man. 1.00
01:32:40.920 There was nobody in his orbit that was like, 1.00
01:32:45.080 yeah,
01:32:45.340 dude,
01:32:45.540 don't put that out.
01:32:49.100 He has no one who cares about him enough to be like,
01:32:51.600 dude,
01:32:51.820 that's not going to hit hard. 1.00
01:32:52.700 It's the loneliest shit I've ever seen, 1.00
01:32:55.200 man. 1.00
01:32:56.000 Playing a ukulele in a room by yourself with weights.
01:32:59.760 With weights you don't use.
01:33:03.420 I hired me,
01:33:04.060 so I'm now unemployed as well.
01:33:05.940 Good.
01:33:06.540 So you got fired for,
01:33:07.880 for putting up that video.
01:33:09.220 What was his job?
01:33:10.860 I had that.
01:33:11.380 I don't know.
01:33:12.360 Wow.
01:33:12.720 Hitler. 0.57
01:33:14.960 The thing is like,
01:33:16.060 he,
01:33:16.360 he may try to like put out this thing.
01:33:19.320 I saw on Twitter,
01:33:20.500 a bunch of people were sharing it where they were like,
01:33:21.920 oh, 1.00
01:33:22.040 this fucking woke corporation caved and fucking fired. 1.00
01:33:26.760 Look, 1.00
01:33:27.300 man,
01:33:27.500 I don't believe in cancel culture,
01:33:30.680 but it's kind of reasonable for a company to be like,
01:33:33.820 Hey dude,
01:33:34.720 don't cover Heil Hitler.
01:33:37.880 It's not,
01:33:38.240 it's not even cancel culture.
01:33:39.900 If you have a real job,
01:33:42.000 I'm talking to you at a Bennigan's after work.
01:33:45.080 Hilarious.
01:33:46.940 Here.
01:33:47.780 That's the point though. 0.99
01:33:48.600 I got to fucking let you go. 0.99
01:33:49.840 It's under a suit and then it's a separate life. 1.00
01:33:52.140 I got a lot of fucking, 1.00
01:33:53.440 I got a lot of people up my ass here. 1.00
01:33:56.040 Fucking they're upset. 1.00
01:33:57.500 Like I want to help toad. 0.99
01:33:58.820 I feel bad that he got fired,
01:34:00.540 but you're also just like,
01:34:01.640 I don't know,
01:34:02.060 dude,
01:34:02.380 look,
01:34:02.660 it's not,
01:34:03.000 it's not even that he's saying,
01:34:04.220 huh,
01:34:04.400 if you don't have the wherewithal to not put that out,
01:34:07.380 you're not smart enough to work at any job.
01:34:10.140 No, 0.98
01:34:10.460 dude, 0.96
01:34:11.040 a Chick-fil-A knows don't put out the Heil Hitler song if you're white. 0.83
01:34:14.280 Yeah, 0.96
01:34:14.520 that's crazy.
01:34:16.700 But I like him. 1.00
01:34:17.560 He's a loser. 1.00
01:34:18.680 And his body is awful. 1.00
01:34:20.400 It could be a little bigger.
01:34:21.180 Toad is an excellent candidate for this.
01:34:23.740 But also,
01:34:24.220 I feel like Dave knew a lot about him and that means they're kind of friends.
01:34:27.820 Oh,
01:34:28.300 Dave has a lifetime member of the Libertarian Party.
01:34:30.360 There's only four.
01:34:32.820 I've gotten to know him over the years.
01:34:34.980 This guy's been the three of Dave's barbecues,
01:34:36.860 and he is in the final running for godfather of his son.
01:34:40.500 This guy,
01:34:41.280 he's been at,
01:34:42.620 I mean,
01:34:44.560 he's been at many shows of mine over the years.
01:34:47.820 I did his podcast once.
01:34:50.240 Weird. 0.99
01:34:50.520 That was dumb. 0.99
01:34:50.980 Or maybe, 1.00
01:34:51.260 no,
01:34:51.460 maybe.
01:34:51.620 Four times.
01:34:53.760 Four times?
01:34:54.840 I told him,
01:34:55.960 I want to watch the podcast.
01:34:58.440 I'm his top ukulele song advisor.
01:35:01.920 Nice.
01:35:03.240 You go,
01:35:03.820 dude,
01:35:04.040 do Heil Hitler. 0.82
01:35:04.860 No one's doing it.
01:35:07.520 That was actually me.
01:35:08.740 The only guy out there covering this song.
01:35:11.320 That's literally what I said.
01:35:12.320 Are we going on a folk system here?
01:35:15.560 Well,
01:35:16.140 I would say we should,
01:35:17.980 I think we just watch all four and see who the two who strike us.
01:35:22.180 Can I tell you,
01:35:22.900 I do take a point off it.
01:35:24.280 Oh,
01:35:24.540 well,
01:35:24.680 hold on.
01:35:25.780 Does,
01:35:26.060 does Tone move on?
01:35:27.520 Yeah.
01:35:28.100 Oh,
01:35:28.300 that's a good question.
01:35:29.000 Yeah.
01:35:29.340 I'm pretty sure I did.
01:35:32.300 I mean,
01:35:32.740 I don't think it's going to be that late.
01:35:33.800 Oh,
01:35:34.000 maybe it is that late.
01:35:34.820 Okay.
01:35:35.020 They go through the whole.
01:35:37.220 Yeah,
01:35:37.460 I think they usually,
01:35:38.120 that's a format.
01:35:39.160 It's not a sad story.
01:35:40.760 For her,
01:35:41.100 it's an aesthetic.
01:35:42.020 If that apartment on the beach was to show it,
01:35:44.600 it was that move.
01:35:45.680 He was being like,
01:35:46.680 look at it.
01:35:47.240 Holidays to be part of the church.
01:35:48.420 He works like my family used to go to church.
01:35:50.880 Yeah,
01:35:51.240 yeah,
01:35:51.480 yeah.
01:35:51.660 Just the high holidays.
01:35:53.100 Just Christmas and Easter,
01:35:54.180 dog.
01:35:54.320 But I will say that,
01:35:55.460 Josh,
01:35:55.720 you're doing a great job tonight,
01:35:57.020 buddy.
01:35:58.320 We're not going to be able to find it.
01:35:59.420 They were talking to you,
01:36:00.160 Toad.
01:36:00.940 Yeah.
01:36:02.520 You're doing good,
01:36:03.360 buddy.
01:36:03.660 Jesus.
01:36:04.300 That's like a second game,
01:36:05.240 Josh.
01:36:05.440 I'm pretty sure I advanced,
01:36:06.360 so I guess only two of us advanced.
01:36:08.740 I don't know how it works.
01:36:09.960 They probably have multiple weeks.
01:36:11.560 They probably have multiple weeks of the people sending stuff.
01:36:14.100 And so,
01:36:14.600 right.
01:36:14.820 By the way,
01:36:15.140 I watched your second submission and it's,
01:36:19.560 I had to fix it.
01:36:20.860 Yeah.
01:36:21.120 I was just gonna say the bones of it are good.
01:36:23.120 We can,
01:36:23.820 we can spruce it up a little bit.
01:36:25.260 The hot sauce is pretty,
01:36:26.280 is a good idea,
01:36:26.900 right?
01:36:27.200 Yeah.
01:36:27.540 I like the hot sauce idea.
01:36:28.940 I just,
01:36:29.800 yeah,
01:36:29.980 I got some ideas for you.
01:36:31.200 I'll,
01:36:31.480 I'll,
01:36:31.560 I'll,
01:36:32.100 I think I will fix it up.
01:36:34.160 I think you need to lean into the got caught jerking 0.99
01:36:36.280 off to a threesome and then pissing the floor. 1.00
01:36:38.280 That's a good story. 0.97
01:36:38.740 Oh,
01:36:39.260 I forgot about that.
01:36:40.440 That's,
01:36:40.900 that's a great,
01:36:41.880 say you could,
01:36:42.580 you're like,
01:36:42.880 wow.
01:36:43.480 I'd already told the story on the podcast,
01:36:44.920 so I'll keep it brief.
01:36:46.460 That's the way you say it.
01:36:47.400 I already told this on tower gang,
01:36:48.680 so I'll keep it brief.
01:36:49.720 So,
01:36:49.840 so that's how I insert tower gang into it.
01:36:51.680 Not the,
01:36:52.240 not going suicide again.
01:36:53.800 We have a better actually.
01:36:54.820 We have a clip on the YouTube page.
01:36:56.080 I think it's like the,
01:36:56.860 one of the main clips we leave up all the time.
01:36:58.280 Oh,
01:36:58.360 just play the clip.
01:36:59.460 No,
01:36:59.780 no,
01:36:59.980 no,
01:37:00.280 no,
01:37:00.540 don't play the clip.
01:37:01.820 You got to,
01:37:02.140 you got to,
01:37:02.580 I got to tell you to retell the story.
01:37:04.760 You got to tell you to retell the story.
01:37:05.300 But listen,
01:37:05.600 let me,
01:37:06.000 let me go guys.
01:37:06.680 I'll,
01:37:06.840 I'll,
01:37:07.020 I'll see you later. 0.99
01:37:07.560 I'm fucking sleeping. 0.97
01:37:08.860 I think we get to figure, 0.99
01:37:11.240 if we can figure out whenever you need to,
01:37:12.720 if it,
01:37:13.100 maybe by next week,
01:37:14.900 if it's not,
01:37:15.720 if,
01:37:15.900 uh,
01:37:16.600 yeah,
01:37:16.760 I don't know how long I have to do this.
01:37:18.140 That's what I'm saying.
01:37:18.760 If not next week,
01:37:19.800 we can workshop some things.
01:37:21.320 Okay.
01:37:21.820 And maybe,
01:37:22.160 maybe work,
01:37:22.780 workshop it and then send it in because we can,
01:37:24.980 I mean,
01:37:25.160 obviously they're not going to watch this.
01:37:26.560 Layton is,
01:37:27.240 uh,
01:37:28.200 telling me like what the deal is right now.
01:37:29.740 Cause he still has the gas subscriptions.
01:37:31.700 He's been watching it.
01:37:32.780 That's so funny.
01:37:33.640 I can't like,
01:37:34.520 I think,
01:37:35.240 I think that,
01:37:36.020 I think,
01:37:36.500 um,
01:37:37.960 I mean all the,
01:37:38.560 all those lies you tell that are stories,
01:37:40.400 um,
01:37:41.280 will work.
01:37:41.880 Any of them.
01:37:42.860 No,
01:37:43.220 none of them are lies. 1.00
01:37:44.260 He has some awful fucking stories, 1.00
01:37:45.860 dude. 1.00
01:37:46.060 I know.
01:37:46.560 Don't tell him that.
01:37:47.660 He has some gold ones,
01:37:49.180 but you have some awful ones too.
01:37:50.400 I mean,
01:37:50.680 I have,
01:37:51.240 you know,
01:37:51.740 the totaling my first car by swerving.
01:37:55.100 No,
01:37:55.220 that's not good.
01:37:56.220 Don't know. 0.96
01:37:56.760 That sucks. 0.92
01:37:57.880 Uh, 0.99
01:37:58.240 how do you pick that one as the first one you thought of?
01:38:02.000 I don't know.
01:38:02.640 I'm just going through my mind. 0.84
01:38:04.060 Jerk off 32 times. 0.88
01:38:05.180 That's another like,
01:38:06.560 that was an accomplishment.
01:38:08.320 What are you talking about? 0.98
01:38:09.020 That's a loser thing to do. 0.97
01:38:10.180 It sounds made up. 0.97
01:38:10.580 It sounds,
01:38:11.000 it does sound made up.
01:38:12.620 Yeah.
01:38:12.820 Don't say that one.
01:38:14.040 It did happen.
01:38:15.200 Yeah,
01:38:15.480 sure.
01:38:16.540 Um, 1.00
01:38:17.040 say the closest I've ever come to pussy is jerking off with my, 1.00
01:38:20.220 my cohost on target was fucking his wife. 1.00
01:38:22.720 And in a threesome, 1.00
01:38:23.640 in a threesome.
01:38:24.560 Yes.
01:38:25.060 And Oh,
01:38:25.560 Oh,
01:38:25.760 and then I tell a libertarian convention.
01:38:27.840 Yeah.
01:38:28.880 No,
01:38:29.280 it was 2000.
01:38:30.540 Say Tom was 2000.
01:38:31.740 And then say,
01:38:32.560 say that,
01:38:33.100 uh,
01:38:34.040 like, 1.00
01:38:34.360 and then you breastfed off this bitch after your buddy busted inside of her. 1.00
01:38:37.480 No, 1.00
01:38:39.300 he,
01:38:39.420 he busted on her back. 0.99
01:38:40.880 I think.
01:38:41.240 No,
01:38:41.360 no,
01:38:41.500 no,
01:38:41.640 no,
01:38:41.740 no,
01:38:41.940 no,
01:38:42.880 no,
01:38:43.000 no,
01:38:43.140 no.
01:38:43.200 Say that she's,
01:38:43.940 she swallowed,
01:38:44.880 she swallowed your cohost from tower gang. 1.00
01:38:46.780 And then you fucking breastfed off of her, 1.00
01:38:48.500 which means that you probably got some of his come. 1.00
01:38:50.360 You felt him. 0.84
01:38:51.260 And then you piss on the floor.
01:38:52.900 And then you piss on the floor.
01:38:54.440 Yeah.
01:38:54.600 I don't want to lie,
01:38:55.520 but there is a way that I could,
01:38:56.680 you fell.
01:38:57.460 That just,
01:38:58.080 you lie all the time.
01:38:59.220 No,
01:38:59.400 I don't,
01:39:00.200 I don't,
01:39:00.840 I can't do it.
01:39:02.180 So I could say that like, 0.99
01:39:03.740 he like fucked her or something. 1.00
01:39:04.940 And then I sucked her tit. 1.00
01:39:06.420 I don't know. 1.00
01:39:06.780 Some,
01:39:07.020 something along those lines.
01:39:08.380 That's actually what happened.
01:39:12.100 That's what I would say without lying.
01:39:15.520 That's what I would say without lying.
01:39:17.220 I mean,
01:39:17.620 yeah.
01:39:18.640 Okay.
01:39:19.040 Well,
01:39:19.240 we,
01:39:19.460 we know the real story.
01:39:20.460 So yeah.
01:39:20.940 Oh yeah.
01:39:21.260 The story in France where I got really scared and I.
01:39:24.400 No,
01:39:24.800 don't tell that story.
01:39:26.660 I don't like that story at all.
01:39:27.660 Someone just make that up a trip in France. 0.61
01:39:29.540 That being,
01:39:29.880 Oh,
01:39:30.020 you don't remember.
01:39:30.660 That's the one he went.
01:39:31.800 In France.
01:39:32.580 And then the two girls showed up. 1.00
01:39:34.060 These two girls wanted to fuck him. 1.00
01:39:35.380 Three chicks. 1.00
01:39:36.040 Yeah.
01:39:36.240 And then it,
01:39:36.900 it was two last time.
01:39:38.320 I swear to God.
01:39:39.100 I swear to God.
01:39:40.260 It was,
01:39:40.580 he said two last time.
01:39:41.780 I think he modified it.
01:39:42.860 Whatever.
01:39:43.340 No dude.
01:39:44.160 My eyes just go.
01:39:44.900 It was always three.
01:39:46.080 It was.
01:39:46.740 Yeah.
01:39:47.380 But you said like two of them were dyking out.
01:39:49.660 Right.
01:39:50.160 Is that right?
01:39:51.300 All of them were.
01:39:52.420 All of them were.
01:39:53.120 Okay.
01:39:53.340 Yeah.
01:39:53.500 Yeah.
01:39:54.920 Sure.
01:39:55.600 Um,
01:39:55.960 Oh yeah.
01:39:56.500 Barefoot on stage.
01:39:57.260 The LP debate.
01:39:58.040 Like,
01:39:58.240 that's true.
01:39:58.980 No,
01:39:59.360 no,
01:39:59.660 that's not a good story.
01:40:00.280 No,
01:40:01.800 that makes you sound really cool.
01:40:04.360 So I,
01:40:04.720 I think,
01:40:06.040 I think if you lean in and say,
01:40:07.740 I ran for president for the libertarian party,
01:40:09.960 even though like,
01:40:11.040 I don't know.
01:40:11.460 That's it's.
01:40:12.340 Can we talk about how gay their response was though?
01:40:14.780 I don't know. 0.89
01:40:15.320 I just feel like it's gay. 1.00
01:40:16.120 I get it in one sense.
01:40:17.320 The ha ha.
01:40:17.940 Yeah.
01:40:18.240 Like we'll do it for like comics.
01:40:19.960 These guys are comics.
01:40:21.080 They should understand.
01:40:22.020 That's what we're doing.
01:40:22.740 They don't understand that you're a comic. 1.00
01:40:25.320 We're trying to do shit. 0.99
01:40:26.220 That's funny. 0.99
01:40:26.920 But even then it's still like on his social media and it's a pair.
01:40:30.700 Like I get it.
01:40:31.180 You're like,
01:40:31.520 ha ha,
01:40:31.760 that's a crazy song,
01:40:32.560 but it's a parody.
01:40:33.800 And it is a song that's out there.
01:40:36.300 It's a,
01:40:36.560 you,
01:40:36.840 I don't know.
01:40:37.240 It's a cover.
01:40:38.060 Yeah.
01:40:38.180 It's not my song.
01:40:39.060 It's a cover.
01:40:39.600 And I do it under my name here,
01:40:42.340 which was not associated.
01:40:43.420 It's not associated with my work.
01:40:44.740 Jay even said,
01:40:45.500 if you showed this to me wherever after work,
01:40:47.560 ha ha ha.
01:40:48.140 But it's like,
01:40:48.640 yeah,
01:40:48.820 that's the point.
01:40:49.860 He wasn't,
01:40:50.120 but I didn't do that.
01:40:50.920 Yeah.
01:40:51.200 It's not like you recorded this at work and was like,
01:40:53.620 Hey,
01:40:53.720 everybody at work,
01:40:54.520 this is what I'm all about.
01:40:55.560 Dude,
01:40:55.840 no,
01:40:55.960 you know what,
01:40:57.620 you know what would have been really cool is if you had recorded that at work.
01:41:00.420 Yeah.
01:41:03.000 I mean,
01:41:03.500 yeah,
01:41:03.680 you just do that.
01:41:04.400 Step up the ante.
01:41:07.400 You're like,
01:41:08.420 he's like,
01:41:09.740 he's,
01:41:10.060 he's about halfway through the song and his boss comes over and he's like,
01:41:12.560 he's like,
01:41:13.800 he's like,
01:41:14.120 Hey,
01:41:14.300 I'm almost done.
01:41:16.360 We're just trying to inculcate.
01:41:17.640 I got to finish this out. 0.97
01:41:19.220 We're just trying to inculcate society against cancel culture so fucking hard that I could like never come back. 0.97
01:41:24.160 By the way, 0.96
01:41:24.720 I know we're about to end it.
01:41:26.340 So I just got to say real quick,
01:41:27.280 I love the fact that that top top says there's no way I could have salvaged the event,
01:41:33.940 but then he goes,
01:41:35.100 Oh, 0.99
01:41:35.460 then fucking go over there tomorrow and fix it. 0.97
01:41:37.580 And this is after he spent the last 24 hours putting out everybody's contact information involved. 0.98
01:41:43.300 He's been on with Josie's been on this show.
01:41:45.380 Yeah.
01:41:45.500 I'm sure he did.
01:41:46.040 Nephilim death squad and talked about it today.
01:41:47.760 God knows how many calls he's been giving the phone number out to all of his fans and followers.
01:41:52.020 God knows how many calls they've now received.
01:41:53.780 I'm sure we are absolutely blacklisted in a way that is totally insurmountable at this point.
01:41:58.920 I like to think that he knows that and he's sending you into a trap and that's really funny.
01:42:03.060 No,
01:42:03.180 that's my point.
01:42:03.960 Am I not saying like,
01:42:05.340 I wasn't,
01:42:05.800 I,
01:42:05.940 I literally am like,
01:42:07.120 it's like there was two positions being argued.
01:42:10.020 It was like,
01:42:10.480 okay,
01:42:10.660 it's fine if you take that position,
01:42:12.260 but it's one thing,
01:42:12.860 but it's another thing to say that it was like,
01:42:14.340 there was no possibility to salvage this.
01:42:15.900 I agree.
01:42:16.580 I could have.
01:42:17.140 It's a different argument really.
01:42:18.980 That's why I said,
01:42:19.820 I was like,
01:42:20.340 I feel like you could take both paths of where you go.
01:42:22.580 Like,
01:42:22.720 let's try to salvage this,
01:42:23.700 but at the same time,
01:42:25.080 let's also in case something in the case,
01:42:27.140 it totally falls out.
01:42:28.700 I respect the move,
01:42:29.180 but don't tell me it couldn't have been salvaged.
01:42:30.940 It's like,
01:42:31.260 well,
01:42:31.580 maybe you could have.
01:42:33.040 Well,
01:42:33.220 that's,
01:42:33.560 that's like,
01:42:33.900 you didn't even drive.
01:42:34.580 And just to be clear,
01:42:35.860 we're not arguing two different points.
01:42:37.940 We are arguing the same point.
01:42:39.240 I'm saying that it was possible.
01:42:40.620 He's saying it was impossible,
01:42:42.020 which is absurd.
01:42:42.920 Right.
01:42:43.180 But then he also told you,
01:42:44.360 you could potentially go and salvage a tomorrow.
01:42:46.440 He's admitting that you're right.
01:42:47.600 He wasn't arguing that position.
01:42:49.000 He would act like he would,
01:42:49.820 but then it would go to,
01:42:50.880 well,
01:42:51.720 this or that.
01:42:52.440 It would just like completely different,
01:42:53.960 like not the point.
01:42:55.080 You're like,
01:42:55.420 well,
01:42:55.580 it's clearly possible.
01:42:56.800 You didn't even.
01:42:57.560 Bro,
01:42:58.080 I'm just going to say, 1.00
01:42:59.880 if I go over there tomorrow and I salvage this shit, 1.00
01:43:02.300 I am a goddamn legend after what he fucking said. 1.00
01:43:04.920 After the, 1.00
01:43:05.560 there's no way you do.
01:43:06.840 But you know what?
01:43:07.860 I'll admit it's possible.
01:43:09.100 It is possible still.
01:43:11.760 I answer against it,
01:43:12.900 but it's possible.
01:43:13.520 Although I do like, 0.92
01:43:14.720 I do think it was a big dick move for the guy to be like, 0.80
01:43:17.220 I found this ADL article and the top just goes. 0.97
01:43:19.800 Yes. 0.96
01:43:20.180 Super fucking cool. 0.98
01:43:21.260 But also don't try to lie to me and be like, 0.99
01:43:23.640 there was no way.
01:43:25.160 I didn't even try,
01:43:26.320 but there's no way.
01:43:27.500 There's no possibility.
01:43:28.760 Just,
01:43:29.140 just,
01:43:29.280 just so you guys know,
01:43:30.380 top goes,
01:43:31.080 Oh,
01:43:31.320 then why didn't you?
01:43:32.700 I,
01:43:32.840 they weren't around me when this happened.
01:43:35.700 Top comes back in and he says,
01:43:37.420 yeah,
01:43:37.700 man, 0.99
01:43:38.060 it's fucking over. 0.99
01:43:39.080 He tells me, 0.99
01:43:39.720 he tells me the story.
01:43:40.500 He doesn't include the fact that he just walked away mid conversation.
01:43:44.520 I find that out because we talked to the dude who owns like half the town and he goes,
01:43:49.520 he goes,
01:43:49.880 yeah,
01:43:50.540 you walked away.
01:43:51.780 You didn't have a conversation with the guy.
01:43:53.320 And I was like,
01:43:53.980 top, 1.00
01:43:54.260 what the fuck? 1.00
01:43:54.800 Why didn't you talk to the guy? 1.00
01:43:56.100 So that's where we're at. 1.00
01:43:57.520 Let's fuck that guy. 1.00
01:43:58.540 Yeah. 1.00
01:43:58.900 Well,
01:43:59.020 he's like,
01:43:59.380 oh, 1.00
01:44:00.160 you think you can change the mind of a faggot? 1.00
01:44:01.680 I mean, 1.00
01:44:03.400 you could have,
01:44:04.100 yeah, 1.00
01:44:04.260 he could still be a faggot and have his mind changed. 1.00
01:44:06.520 You can, 1.00
01:44:07.040 you can make him a header. 1.00
01:44:08.240 At one point he had his mind changed about getting fucked in the ass. 1.00
01:44:10.940 Yeah. 1.00
01:44:11.220 He had to.
01:44:11.840 That's right.
01:44:12.600 If you have your mind changed,
01:44:13.520 you just, 0.78
01:44:13.540 but you just have to be gentle with the homos and like, 0.99
01:44:25.900 and express to them in a way that makes them feel safe,
01:44:29.040 that this is,
01:44:30.160 that everything's going to be fine,
01:44:31.280 that there will be no protests.
01:44:32.980 You got to live them up.
01:44:33.620 Exactly.
01:44:34.160 I could have spit on,
01:44:35.620 exactly.
01:44:37.760 I could, 1.00
01:44:38.340 I could have spit on my dick and top was just like raw. 1.00
01:44:41.840 Yeah. 1.00
01:44:42.760 I mean,
01:44:43.100 if he did feel like he could set it up,
01:44:44.920 I do.
01:44:45.480 I will.
01:44:45.840 I do want to keep going back to,
01:44:46.920 I actually kind of defer to top in the sense that like,
01:44:49.800 I respect the like, 1.00
01:44:50.880 fuck you. 1.00
01:44:51.620 I'm not working with you. 1.00
01:44:52.820 That's,
01:44:53.380 but at the same time,
01:44:54.700 it's insane to then go,
01:44:56.600 it's very easy.
01:44:57.600 There was no way it couldn't happen or whatever,
01:44:58.900 you know,
01:44:59.140 it's very,
01:44:59.520 it's very easy for top to feel that way.
01:45:01.420 I moved to this town. 0.99
01:45:04.320 We could be doing this fucking event right where I live four times a year for the next fucking God knows how long. 0.99
01:45:10.580 And top's just like, 0.99
01:45:11.960 like,
01:45:12.440 Oh,
01:45:12.620 here's an ADL article.
01:45:14.120 Bye.
01:45:15.460 It's like,
01:45:16.300 well,
01:45:16.680 maybe though,
01:45:17.500 maybe the next time like that theater is still in play.
01:45:20.800 I don't know.
01:45:21.660 Cause maybe the ownership will change. 0.98
01:45:23.300 Who the fuck knows? 0.99
01:45:24.180 No. 1.00
01:45:24.700 I don't know.
01:45:25.220 Not going to happen.
01:45:25.940 Maybe they got to change his mind.
01:45:27.140 I don't know.
01:45:28.560 We'll see.
01:45:29.400 We'll see.
01:45:30.360 No, 0.99
01:45:30.740 I'm pretty sure it's fucking burnt now. 1.00
01:45:32.800 God knows how many fucking phone calls they're going to get because of this shit. 1.00
01:45:35.620 The theater is going to be burned down. 1.00
01:45:37.160 You know,
01:45:37.500 you know,
01:45:37.960 the Nephilim death squad,
01:45:39.140 how they,
01:45:40.340 I know they're all, 1.00
01:45:41.200 they're all lunatics. 1.00
01:45:42.140 We're totally fucked at this point. 1.00
01:45:43.680 Yeah. 1.00
01:45:43.800 They have a schizo audience. 1.00
01:45:45.440 They already doxed their kids. 0.78
01:45:47.760 They already have like,
01:45:48.560 they probably hold a hell of one for ransom already.
01:45:50.600 I'm not even entirely convinced these are pedophiles that are doing this.
01:45:53.200 I don't know what's going on.
01:45:54.980 Dude,
01:45:55.160 there's a decent chance. 1.00
01:45:56.040 I walk over there tomorrow and I get a fucking gun pulled on me because they're like, 1.00
01:45:59.140 great idea. 1.00
01:45:59.840 Who'd you tell I was a pedophile?
01:46:01.220 I don't,
01:46:01.480 I don't have $3 million.
01:46:02.420 No,
01:46:03.300 I told you you have a down payment.
01:46:04.640 You got a down payment.
01:46:07.040 Yeah.
01:46:08.000 No,
01:46:08.420 so,
01:46:08.740 and you can live in the theater.
01:46:11.420 I'll be the Phantom of the Opera basically.
01:46:13.280 There you go.
01:46:13.700 I'll just like live under the stage.
01:46:15.520 By the way,
01:46:16.940 by the way,
01:46:17.560 this is really funny.
01:46:18.640 The,
01:46:19.080 the main thing that happens at this theater,
01:46:21.020 because it's such a dead end,
01:46:22.640 is that they have little girls go and do dance class.
01:46:26.520 That's the main,
01:46:27.380 that's the main use of the building.
01:46:28.840 Can you imagine?
01:46:29.600 I'm going to come if I buy it.
01:46:32.360 Can you imagine if toad bought the building?
01:46:34.760 Oh no.
01:46:36.280 It's like,
01:46:36.540 we got to keep this rolling.
01:46:37.400 And he lives there.
01:46:38.160 This is the number one thing we got to keep going.
01:46:40.180 Series of videos come out.
01:46:42.060 Alex Rosen comes over there.
01:46:44.060 Dude.
01:46:45.500 Oh man.
01:46:46.120 All right.
01:46:46.380 Anyways,
01:46:46.740 thank you for tuning in.
01:46:47.940 Thank you for supporting the show on Patreon.
01:46:49.480 We love you guys.
01:46:50.140 We'll,
01:46:50.520 we will put out the address for the new venue and everything else. 0.95
01:46:53.260 I think via email or however the fuck top communicates with you guys tomorrow. 0.99
01:46:56.780 It's the tower power hour slut. 1.00
01:47:00.100 It's the tower power hour bitch. 1.00
01:47:01.800 No way, 0.99
01:47:02.340 Jose.
01:47:03.240 Liberty lockdown. 1.00
01:47:04.460 It's the tower power hour bitch. 1.00
01:47:06.900 Reed. 1.00
01:47:09.540 Cole.
01:47:11.160 Top lobster.
01:47:12.480 And toad.
01:47:13.860 Tower gang,
01:47:14.440 tower gang,
01:47:14.940 tower gang,
01:47:15.420 tower gang.
01:47:16.360 Tower gang,
01:47:16.980 tower gang,
01:47:17.460 tower gang,
01:47:17.960 tower gang.
01:47:18.060 Liberty lock is truth say.
01:47:19.860 Same with lobster,
01:47:21.000 Cole and Jose.
01:47:22.460 Toad is sick.
01:47:23.280 No way,
01:47:23.820 Jose. 0.98
01:47:24.340 It's the tower power hour slut. 1.00
01:47:25.920 They made day spent all his. 0.99
01:47:27.480 Tower gang,
01:47:27.960 tower gang,
01:47:28.500 tower gang,
01:47:29.000 tower gang.
01:47:30.040 Tower gang,
01:47:30.560 tower gang,
01:47:31.080 tower gang,
01:47:31.580 tower gang.
01:47:32.580 They made day spent all his fame.
01:47:34.800 Tower gang,
01:47:35.520 tower gang,
01:47:35.820 tower gang,
01:47:35.900 tower gang,
01:47:37.420 tower gang.
01:47:49.460 Tower gang,
01:47:53.920 You