Tower Gang - Ep 227 - Map Rubbing

00:00:00.000 the only thing more powerful than a girl's girl a girl's girl with a law degree all's fair is the 0.96

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00:01:02.760 and let's go live top loss of productions

00:01:11.460 telling the truth should never be considered bravery 0.99

00:01:19.080 i ain't gay but i do gay stuff like fucking dudes in the back of my truck a little ass slap don't mean i'm queer 1.00

00:01:27.840 i just suck some dick when i drink my beer i ain't nothing wrong with a little squeeze it don't mean shit if you're on your knees i love my guns and i have my rights and i fuck dudes on friday nights i ain't gay i just look at websites mother fucker 1.00

00:01:47.460 as much as dumb stuff as black people do and as often as they go to prison where do they keep coming from they are basically farm equipment that's crazy 1.00

00:01:56.220 if you want a million dollar idea right there you go put some beans in a dildo fuck the dildo and then sell the beans 1.00

00:02:04.100 let's go straight up to israel 1.00

00:02:06.980 i'm not even fucking kidding 1.00

00:02:11.420 i go by the gut baby i shoot from the hips 1.00

00:02:17.200 i feel like like what i say about black people one day is gonna come to bite me in the ass 1.00

00:02:20.700 i've just only said the truth 1.00

00:02:22.240 the next cock up is 0.99

00:02:25.140 a very nice cock 0.99

00:02:26.820 because it would hurt 0.99

00:02:28.820 i wouldn't be able to take it

00:02:30.100 it's not what this show is about 1.00

00:02:34.360 this shit is retarded 1.00

00:02:35.600 damn who does the intro 1.00

00:02:40.640 we fucking back baby 1.00

00:02:42.700 we back we kicked that old fucking nigga out 1.00

00:02:44.820 look at that handsome bastard look at him 1.00

00:02:46.520 isn't he so fucking cute look at his thumb 1.00

00:02:48.260 look at him did you put some little pomade in there or is that gel 0.98

00:02:52.180 what do you think guys

00:02:53.040 it's a pomade

00:02:53.680 is it a moose

00:02:55.140 that's classy

00:02:55.720 it's pomade no it's pomade it smells really nice too

00:02:58.120 i smelled really good today

00:02:59.200 i had an in-person meeting today

00:03:02.120 like i work from home

00:03:02.900 i never meet anybody

00:03:03.500 i wear this to work

00:03:05.100 this is my work 1.00

00:03:05.820 literally like in fucking pajamas 0.99

00:03:08.300 and i had to put on like 0.99

00:03:09.660 i had to put on like khakis and a polo

00:03:12.820 and then like i put

00:03:13.680 i put cologne on to go meet a guy

00:03:15.380 the guy 1.00

00:03:15.800 rich as fuck 1.00

00:03:16.940 i swear to god 1.00

00:03:18.620 i put cologne on 0.99

00:03:19.560 i fucking did my hair 0.99

00:03:21.700 i shaved 0.99

00:03:22.740 i like

00:03:23.140 i shaved my neck

00:03:24.100 and my like everything

00:03:25.080 i did everything 0.96

00:03:25.760 is it gay to do general grooming

00:03:30.740 yes 0.99

00:03:32.040 is it gay to do general grooming 0.92

00:03:34.340 in preparation for a man 0.85

00:03:36.200 that's a great question

00:03:38.080 that's all i prepare for 1.00

00:03:39.500 i don't care what these bitches think 1.00

00:03:40.960 that's true 1.00

00:03:41.760 yeah

00:03:42.360 yeah it's like

00:03:43.060 it's a high value man

00:03:44.580 but the funny thing i get up there

00:03:45.800 exactly

00:03:48.540 the funny thing is that

00:03:49.780 i'm trying to present high value to other men

00:03:51.800 yeah

00:03:51.960 well what's crazy is

00:03:52.800 the richer the person becomes

00:03:54.420 like

00:03:55.600 the high value man

00:03:56.840 the richer

00:03:58.180 the richer somebody becomes

00:03:59.880 like especially men

00:04:00.700 like the less well they dress

00:04:02.760 like they

00:04:03.280 i literally showed up

00:04:04.000 dude like i was in

00:04:04.920 polo khaki

00:04:06.060 this is a work meeting

00:04:07.360 for a multi-million dollar

00:04:09.000 like subdivision

00:04:10.060 like millions of dollars

00:04:11.360 yeah it's like bill belichick

00:04:12.500 cutting his like sleeves

00:04:13.860 dude is wearing

00:04:15.080 a t-shirt

00:04:16.640 and huck boots

00:04:18.580 i don't know if you know

00:04:19.260 what huck boots are

00:04:19.920 wait this is the guy you just met with

00:04:21.600 this is the guy i met with yeah

00:04:22.600 let me just tell you something i did today

00:04:24.020 on twitter

00:04:24.520 on lewis's

00:04:25.380 uh page

00:04:26.020 lewis gomez's page

00:04:26.960 he was talking about the trump tariffs

00:04:28.860 and then i just did this thing 0.99

00:04:30.440 just to fuck with the 0.99

00:04:31.420 like the fans 1.00

00:04:32.460 and his fans

00:04:33.360 and people like that see this stuff

00:04:34.480 and i just

00:04:34.840 i just go

00:04:35.560 dad you know the tariffs are

00:04:36.940 like they're for people that make 200,000

00:04:38.940 and up

00:04:39.700 so you know i was like 0.98

00:04:40.840 that sucks 0.92

00:04:41.680 and then i put it out there 0.97

00:04:42.880 like let like let people

00:04:44.100 just to see what people say 0.98

00:04:45.560 and now people are like damn 0.98

00:04:46.600 like so you're 1.00

00:04:47.640 so you're like a rich fuck huh 1.00

00:04:49.000 and i'm just like this is great 1.00

00:04:50.020 like it's just great bait

00:04:50.880 to see how now they perceive me

00:04:52.180 as something weird

00:04:53.180 just like casually be like

00:04:54.880 200,000 you know

00:04:56.020 whatever

00:04:56.560 i feel well

00:04:57.120 it's perception is everything

00:04:58.280 i feel like if cole showed up 1.00

00:05:00.080 with no sleeves

00:05:00.960 that dude would have perceived him

00:05:02.180 as an alpha

00:05:02.680 but instead

00:05:03.960 cole did

00:05:04.900 very much the opposite move

00:05:06.560 which was

00:05:06.900 he cocked himself

00:05:07.800 it's like the move

00:05:08.620 like when a dog

00:05:09.520 showed up in huck boots

00:05:10.400 to the other dog

00:05:11.120 wait what

00:05:11.460 that's what he did

00:05:12.220 you said he showed up in huck boots 1.00

00:05:13.920 right like those motherfuckers 1.00

00:05:14.740 don't even got laces dog 1.00

00:05:15.860 he didn't

00:05:16.160 no dude it was straight up

00:05:17.100 it was straight up like

00:05:17.680 like uh

00:05:19.200 yeah huck boots

00:05:20.160 like shorts

00:05:21.260 and like a t-shirt

00:05:22.740 and like

00:05:23.280 for multi

00:05:24.600 this dude is worth millions

00:05:26.200 like he's like

00:05:26.780 he literally

00:05:27.540 like i never met

00:05:28.640 i never met him before

00:05:29.780 oh did you put slacks on

00:05:30.940 like uh

00:05:31.640 yeah it was a blind date

00:05:32.800 like khaki

00:05:33.160 yeah it was

00:05:33.880 i'll throw you hard 0.99

00:05:34.700 cole how skinny 0.95

00:05:36.220 how skinny does your

00:05:37.520 do your legs look in those khakis

00:05:38.900 nah

00:05:39.560 they're pretty tight

00:05:40.200 they're pretty tight

00:05:40.760 so i think they're kind of

00:05:41.760 they're kind of tighter

00:05:42.860 insane

00:05:43.380 i remember

00:05:43.840 his legs are not skinny

00:05:44.680 one thing i remember about meeting cole in person 0.99

00:05:46.420 it's his 1.00

00:05:46.900 fucking ridiculous butt cheeks 1.00

00:05:48.680 he's got the sickest butt cheeks 1.00

00:05:49.920 did you do the move 0.97

00:05:50.820 where you were like

00:05:51.440 turning around and you look back at him

00:05:52.820 the only thing that's gotten smaller

00:05:54.680 like my waist has gotten smaller

00:05:56.280 but my legs are still the same size

00:05:57.760 and so it's just like

00:05:58.640 i'm really loose

00:05:59.440 like my pants are loose

00:06:00.500 around the waist

00:06:01.080 but like

00:06:01.980 tight

00:06:02.480 cole's built so weird

00:06:04.120 he's got like a dump

00:06:05.200 a dump truck 0.72

00:06:05.940 you have no room to talk

00:06:07.220 and really tiny feet

00:06:08.420 you have no room to talk

00:06:09.960 you're not allowed to 0.89

00:06:10.780 you're built weird 0.96

00:06:12.740 if you shaved your face 0.98

00:06:14.960 you would look like

00:06:15.900 the average like

00:06:16.840 boy snuff victim

00:06:18.060 that's what you would look like 1.00

00:06:19.080 what the fuck are you talking about 1.00

00:06:20.200 me 1.00

00:06:20.800 yeah 0.99

00:06:21.740 like if you shaved your face off 0.97

00:06:22.940 i feel like you would look like 0.90

00:06:23.900 the boy that would get

00:06:24.820 in a snuff film

00:06:25.920 and get you know

00:06:26.480 i can see him in a snuff film

00:06:27.940 in my mind

00:06:28.620 i can see him

00:06:29.420 in like a little boy

00:06:31.180 you have a little boy's body 0.98

00:06:32.480 and you would have

00:06:33.120 uh travis 0.99

00:06:34.920 yeah i look like a fucking baby dude 0.99

00:06:37.020 um 0.99

00:06:37.640 do you think it's worth the same amount

00:06:40.000 of like demon points

00:06:40.980 if you sacrifice toad or baby

00:06:42.860 well yeah yeah yeah 0.96

00:06:43.700 because he's a virgin

00:06:44.400 um

00:06:44.900 so i actually do think

00:06:46.160 we've been considering

00:06:46.760 sacrificing him at brohemian grove

00:06:48.660 yeah it's the hvv

00:06:51.100 dude uh travis

00:06:53.000 our friend from uh

00:06:54.620 like twitter

00:06:56.120 he told me he was like

00:06:57.200 you should shave your beard

00:06:58.420 for the brohemian grove

00:06:59.900 and i was like 0.98

00:07:00.360 no fucking way 0.97

00:07:01.220 i will look like 0.99

00:07:01.860 dude i would look so thin

00:07:04.200 like i was like

00:07:05.200 i don't know if i can do

00:07:05.880 you know what i was just

00:07:06.400 thinking about the other day

00:07:07.380 i i like

00:07:08.100 actually today

00:07:08.940 i'm the anti-clint

00:07:10.140 now that i'm growing my hair out

00:07:11.160 if i shave right here

00:07:12.420 if i have chops

00:07:13.360 and long hair

00:07:14.140 i'd be the anti-clint

00:07:14.540 you should go chops

00:07:15.120 didn't you do chops before

00:07:16.220 yeah you've done that before

00:07:17.140 yeah

00:07:17.640 my wife hates them

00:07:19.060 but they are great on me

00:07:19.980 like they're great for my god

00:07:20.900 my wife didn't like my chops either 1.00

00:07:22.440 i know

00:07:22.640 i feel like my wife would like my chops

00:07:24.340 i'm like

00:07:24.740 i had chops when i was a kid

00:07:26.320 they were like

00:07:26.760 one of my coolest girls

00:07:27.600 i don't think elizabeth

00:07:28.160 i don't think my wife would like

00:07:29.800 the chops look

00:07:30.840 but she would like that

00:07:32.000 i don't have this here anymore

00:07:34.120 like because she hates kissing

00:07:35.720 but it's badass

00:07:36.880 you look like

00:07:37.680 what do you want

00:07:38.480 1800s

00:07:39.440 like confederate general

00:07:40.920 or something

00:07:41.320 you have to have

00:07:42.140 you have to have

00:07:43.080 like

00:07:43.660 30% body fat

00:07:45.620 but like

00:07:46.080 not like

00:07:46.940 but like

00:07:47.600 built body fat

00:07:48.660 you know what i'm talking about

00:07:49.280 to have chops though

00:07:50.140 you can't be like

00:07:50.940 skinny chops

00:07:51.660 there's a weird thing

00:07:53.420 because it's kind of like

00:07:54.380 the bell curve

00:07:54.960 right

00:07:55.200 like

00:07:55.480 if you're super fat 0.57

00:07:57.540 and you have chops

00:07:58.420 that's cool too

00:07:59.020 but you just can't be like

00:08:00.080 chubby with chops

00:08:00.820 you gotta be either like

00:08:01.920 you gotta be built

00:08:03.460 no chubby chops

00:08:04.660 it's like

00:08:05.540 just like

00:08:05.960 built

00:08:06.340 but like built with like

00:08:07.280 the layer of fat too

00:08:08.480 like

00:08:08.740 just a big

00:08:10.380 dude

00:08:10.960 a solid

00:08:12.000 a solid man

00:08:13.200 yeah

00:08:13.700 i feel like

00:08:14.820 that's me

00:08:15.520 yeah

00:08:15.920 chops that like 0.90

00:08:17.220 when you put them on people

00:08:18.280 they have their own distinct thing

00:08:19.600 that they do

00:08:20.100 like you

00:08:20.480 anybody can have chops

00:08:22.160 but then it'll make you

00:08:23.160 be perceived

00:08:24.040 in a different way

00:08:24.820 yeah like

00:08:25.500 either you're a lumberjack 1.00

00:08:26.620 or you're like a faggot 1.00

00:08:27.820 or like 1.00

00:08:28.400 you know it's like

00:08:29.440 what was i

00:08:30.140 i had them once

00:08:31.380 what is

00:08:31.740 does the mullet

00:08:32.460 work the same way as chops

00:08:33.620 yeah you can't have a mullet

00:08:36.440 it just changes who you are

00:08:37.940 depending on who you are

00:08:39.220 like

00:08:39.520 you're either 1.00

00:08:40.140 extremely white trash 1.00

00:08:42.080 when it's time to play 1.00

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00:08:54.440 hashtag

00:08:55.280 make a play

00:08:56.500 or

00:08:58.380 that's about

00:08:59.880 that's about all you are

00:09:00.840 i mean i feel like that's

00:09:01.860 i mean

00:09:02.120 yeah i look like quasimodo

00:09:03.160 that was a banger

00:09:04.000 doomsday said

00:09:05.180 toad would be ringing

00:09:05.900 a church bell

00:09:06.780 a church tower bells

00:09:08.180 in the 18

00:09:08.940 yeah i'm a hunchback

00:09:10.160 that's very disrespectful

00:09:11.000 yeah

00:09:11.520 dude i have scoliosis

00:09:13.200 what do you want

00:09:13.940 you would be letting us know

00:09:15.460 what time it is

00:09:16.420 probably

00:09:16.660 and also when

00:09:17.460 when people were attacking the village

00:09:18.820 that would be your job

00:09:19.940 that's good

00:09:20.480 i like that

00:09:21.340 the bridges are coming

00:09:22.140 the bridges are coming

00:09:22.920 the bridges are coming

00:09:23.480 he got a esmeralda

00:09:27.980 they're coming attacking right now

00:09:28.720 no i don't think he got esmeralda

00:09:30.680 i think

00:09:30.920 or did he kidnap her

00:09:31.920 i don't remember

00:09:32.520 i'm pretty sure that

00:09:33.700 that movie was not about 1.00

00:09:35.160 that retarded nigga 1.00

00:09:35.940 fucking that gypsy bitch 1.00

00:09:37.160 damn it 1.00

00:09:38.340 stop 0.99

00:09:39.280 don't crush my dreams

00:09:41.320 yeah i'm pretty sure

00:09:42.220 she banged the 0.96

00:09:43.040 the white dude 0.89

00:09:44.300 right

00:09:44.600 she literally

00:09:45.160 it's the most depressing

00:09:46.340 moral of a story

00:09:47.680 because literally

00:09:48.180 he does everything for her

00:09:49.320 and he runs off

00:09:50.080 with a subtly

00:09:50.760 like stereotypical

00:09:51.920 cool guy 0.97

00:09:53.080 god damn it 0.98

00:09:53.900 it's so much like reality 0.99

00:09:55.060 hold on hold on

00:09:55.620 that's a good story

00:09:56.720 that's not a bad story

00:09:57.580 i guess it's like

00:09:57.920 coming to grips with reality

00:09:59.040 that's a great story

00:10:00.320 yeah

00:10:00.380 that's way better

00:10:02.920 than beauty and the beast

00:10:03.960 like she would never

00:10:04.640 wind up with a beast

00:10:05.560 well you know how

00:10:06.800 this slump continues

00:10:09.340 they all

00:10:11.320 gaston is actually

00:10:12.420 the good guy

00:10:13.020 in that movie

00:10:13.620 by the way

00:10:14.120 in the real version

00:10:15.320 he does

00:10:15.980 he gets frustrated 1.00

00:10:16.760 he rapes her 0.98

00:10:17.360 that's pretty much 0.99

00:10:18.280 how that

00:10:18.620 how the actual

00:10:19.460 in beast

00:10:20.100 in beauty and the beast

00:10:21.180 no

00:10:21.660 no

00:10:22.280 no

00:10:22.600 she get ripped in half 0.88

00:10:24.920 from that big old 1.00

00:10:25.600 beast cock 0.90

00:10:26.080 hunchback was a book

00:10:26.860 at first

00:10:27.180 but dude

00:10:27.440 it sounds like

00:10:28.180 it's my biography

00:10:29.420 really

00:10:29.880 i honestly don't

00:10:31.580 remember that movie

00:10:32.240 i think they were all

00:10:33.260 like german folk tales

00:10:34.320 before

00:10:34.700 yeah

00:10:36.260 they're all german folk tales

00:10:38.320 with just the the rape 0.99

00:10:39.560 extracted in the murder

00:10:40.860 yeah

00:10:41.140 it's like all really

00:10:42.120 jacked up

00:10:42.880 like don't do this kids 1.00

00:10:44.080 or you will get raped 0.99

00:10:44.940 is basically 0.99

00:10:45.360 they take away all the

00:10:46.180 good stuff

00:10:46.740 come on

00:10:47.140 i've always been of the

00:10:48.340 thought that basically

00:10:49.360 all the big ripped

00:10:51.180 dudes

00:10:52.100 in the movies

00:10:53.500 no matter what

00:10:54.120 are the good guys 0.99

00:10:54.580 it's about to be gay 1.00

00:10:55.420 it's about 0.98

00:10:55.860 no they're the good guys

00:10:56.720 gaston

00:10:57.500 gaston is the good guy

00:10:59.000 gaston was the good guy

00:11:00.180 yeah 0.98

00:11:00.360 he doesn't fucking read 1.00

00:11:02.520 he fucking lifts 1.00

00:11:03.560 he gets all the babes 0.99

00:11:05.280 and except for

00:11:06.400 the one he wants

00:11:07.360 for some reason

00:11:07.880 she's going after

00:11:08.620 like literally

00:11:09.300 some hairy 0.99

00:11:09.820 ugly dude 0.99

00:11:10.400 the nooner 0.99

00:11:10.760 of notre dame 1.00

00:11:12.060 is a fucking banger 1.00

00:11:12.980 noon and of notre dame 0.99

00:11:15.120 that's incredible

00:11:16.240 he lets us know

00:11:17.060 what's noon

00:11:17.500 the hunchback of noon

00:11:18.220 and dame

00:11:18.580 it's noon

00:11:19.200 it's noon

00:11:19.940 dude honestly

00:11:20.360 hercules

00:11:21.060 and that thing

00:11:21.800 he's not the

00:11:22.560 he's not the good guy 1.00

00:11:23.760 it's fucking 0.99

00:11:24.380 um hades 1.00

00:11:25.180 hades fucking ripped 0.99

00:11:26.160 and huge 1.00

00:11:26.640 like he's jacked

00:11:27.860 but then like hercules

00:11:28.880 is like small

00:11:29.880 like like

00:11:30.860 hercules is pretty ripped

00:11:31.880 dog

00:11:32.100 he's ripped

00:11:32.960 but it's the big guy

00:11:34.140 dude it's the

00:11:34.620 I'm talking about

00:11:35.120 the big

00:11:35.820 the big dudes

00:11:36.940 that are the good guys

00:11:38.160 he wasn't really

00:11:39.560 you're talking Disney

00:11:45.480 he wasn't that yoked

00:11:47.620 he looks

00:11:48.260 I bet under those

00:11:48.960 those robes

00:11:49.480 he's yoked

00:11:50.060 he sounded really good dude

00:11:51.540 definitely hercules

00:11:52.780 was the buff one

00:11:53.580 in that situation

00:11:54.440 hercules was ripped

00:11:56.100 he was not buff

00:11:56.920 if you look at him

00:11:57.740 like you little buff

00:11:58.600 dude are you kidding me

00:11:59.220 he was super buff

00:12:00.140 he literally was like

00:12:01.200 a parody of buff

00:12:02.280 hold on hold on

00:12:03.340 I mean hercules

00:12:04.160 is like

00:12:04.680 his name is like

00:12:08.580 um

00:12:09.000 synonymous

00:12:09.740 with someone bring 0.99

00:12:10.660 this shit up 1.00

00:12:11.200 you stupid 1.00

00:12:11.820 I'm looking at it 1.00

00:12:13.740 I mean

00:12:14.060 am I thinking of a different one

00:12:15.200 am I thinking of a different one

00:12:16.180 I don't know

00:12:16.600 I don't know

00:12:16.980 is there another one

00:12:17.860 there's a

00:12:18.440 a cartoon that came out

00:12:19.900 with the same thing

00:12:20.700 is it the cartoon

00:12:22.200 I'm thinking of

00:12:22.820 the show

00:12:23.240 and he's a teenager

00:12:23.500 in the cartoon one

00:12:24.360 I think

00:12:24.560 that's what it is

00:12:25.300 it's the teenager

00:12:25.980 oh you're thinking

00:12:26.580 oh you watched

00:12:27.840 the one you were a kid

00:12:28.520 and it's like him

00:12:29.180 going from zero to hero

00:12:30.560 it was like zero to hero

00:12:31.540 wasn't it

00:12:31.980 that's not accurate

00:12:32.820 to the actual mythology

00:12:34.040 the teenage hercules

00:12:35.760 was slim

00:12:36.660 like he was like

00:12:37.420 yeah

00:12:37.640 that was the whole point 0.86

00:12:38.540 he was just goofy 0.69

00:12:39.520 awkward years

00:12:40.260 that's what I'm thinking of

00:12:42.040 he became

00:12:43.000 is it

00:12:43.960 nevermind

00:12:45.520 he became the good guy

00:12:48.580 in the movie

00:12:49.080 because he got buff

00:12:50.300 that's what it happens

00:12:51.380 because of the bullying

00:12:52.360 from Hades

00:12:53.240 being like

00:12:54.020 yeah you're a small 1.00

00:12:54.820 little bitch 1.00

00:12:55.460 and he was like 1.00

00:12:56.400 I'm gonna get 0.99

00:12:56.740 fucking yoked 1.00

00:12:57.400 and he got yoked 1.00

00:12:57.920 and then he got 1.00

00:12:58.800 the skinniest bitch 1.00

00:13:00.180 out of all 1.00

00:13:00.960 like honestly

00:13:01.680 one of the skinniest 0.99

00:13:02.300 bitches in all of Disney 1.00

00:13:03.540 oh yeah 1.00

00:13:04.020 every other bitch 1.00

00:13:04.800 was a chunky monkey 1.00

00:13:05.600 compared to her 0.82

00:13:06.200 too thin

00:13:07.140 yeah

00:13:07.440 he was feminine

00:13:09.140 at first

00:13:09.680 which is why

00:13:10.380 his name is Hercules

00:13:11.280 and when he was

00:13:12.280 skinny and feminine 0.99

00:13:13.040 he was a 0.93

00:13:13.740 like everybody hated him 1.00

00:13:15.000 he was fucking up 0.98

00:13:15.760 everything 1.00

00:13:16.180 he sucked at 0.94

00:13:16.780 what does that mean 0.99

00:13:17.400 you said he was feminine

00:13:18.700 because his name

00:13:19.340 was Hercules

00:13:19.980 yeah

00:13:21.220 oh her 0.98

00:13:21.900 oh I'm retarded 0.94

00:13:23.660 okay 0.92

00:13:24.120 there we go 0.99

00:13:25.220 fucking toad with these 0.99

00:13:26.500 I don't know if I want 1.00

00:13:27.180 to call them bangers

00:13:27.920 but they're like

00:13:28.480 interesting

00:13:29.060 like yeah

00:13:30.340 what a weird play on words

00:13:31.520 that no one would ever

00:13:32.200 think was witty

00:13:32.900 I don't

00:13:34.100 I don't

00:13:34.700 I don't

00:13:35.240 why does nobody

00:13:35.660 understand my mind

00:13:37.860 no no

00:13:38.620 well

00:13:39.320 I understand it

00:13:40.180 I just don't like it

00:13:41.000 can we get that as a drop

00:13:42.180 why does no one

00:13:44.960 understand my mind

00:13:46.500 it's like trembling

00:13:47.380 while he says it

00:13:48.280 I don't understand your mind

00:13:49.580 because it's filled with vaccines

00:13:50.940 actually get the drop of coal

00:13:52.360 doing it instead

00:13:53.440 quasi toad

00:13:56.480 did you get

00:13:59.940 did you get the vaccine

00:14:01.540 I don't even know

00:14:02.120 who said it first

00:14:03.240 did you get vaccinated

00:14:04.340 what

00:14:06.160 did you get

00:14:07.100 what

00:14:07.600 did you get vaccinated

00:14:08.440 no

00:14:08.940 ever

00:14:10.560 you've never been vaccinated

00:14:11.900 I probably should have

00:14:12.940 when you were a kid

00:14:14.480 you got something

00:14:15.820 that was supposed to be

00:14:16.880 vaccinated against

00:14:17.640 shockingly

00:14:18.620 my mom is like 0.75

00:14:19.820 fairly anti-vaccine

00:14:21.180 so like shockingly

00:14:22.040 I got like the

00:14:22.840 like minimum amount

00:14:24.620 that you needed to

00:14:25.240 in like the 80s

00:14:26.220 this throws my theory

00:14:27.280 into all that 0.89

00:14:28.220 it really fucked up

00:14:29.420 the whole thing

00:14:29.940 he would have been

00:14:30.640 a lot worse

00:14:31.540 I've only had

00:14:32.320 there's no way

00:14:32.920 there's zero worse

00:14:34.220 I've only had about

00:14:35.360 I don't know

00:14:35.780 like maybe five

00:14:36.780 or so vaccines

00:14:37.840 probably

00:14:38.080 if you asked me

00:14:38.860 I would have said

00:14:39.440 that your mother

00:14:39.920 got you the entire schedule

00:14:41.340 lost the card

00:14:42.560 and then just to be safe

00:14:43.740 did it all over again

00:14:44.800 and then realized

00:14:46.500 that you felt awful

00:14:48.200 about it

00:14:48.760 if one vaccine is good

00:14:50.180 two is even better

00:14:51.840 I don't understand

00:14:53.920 what happened dude

00:14:54.620 I just know that like

00:14:55.660 my earliest memory

00:14:57.400 is I was like

00:14:58.140 sitting there

00:14:59.300 like memorizing

00:15:00.340 world atlases

00:15:01.800 with a

00:15:04.140 my earliest memory

00:15:05.500 I'm not

00:15:06.160 I'm not even kidding

00:15:07.080 these are going to be

00:15:07.400 the Paul Bunyan stories

00:15:08.620 they tell about Toad

00:15:09.640 in years from now

00:15:10.920 instead of chopping lumber

00:15:13.540 I was like

00:15:15.380 instead of chopping lumber

00:15:18.400 I was like

00:15:18.880 identifying state capitals

00:15:20.640 you know what we should do

00:15:21.640 okay

00:15:21.920 all of us here

00:15:22.700 besides Toad

00:15:23.460 have kids right

00:15:24.600 what we should do

00:15:25.420 is we should tell

00:15:26.300 our children

00:15:26.900 the most outlandish 1.00

00:15:28.900 made up shit 0.99

00:15:29.900 possible about Toad 0.99

00:15:31.640 so that when they get older

00:15:32.700 and he's old and gray

00:15:33.880 there will be like

00:15:35.140 legends

00:15:35.620 right now

00:15:36.520 literally right now

00:15:38.700 when he dies too

00:15:41.420 we'll spread all sorts

00:15:42.980 of rumors

00:15:43.320 it'll be great 0.99

00:15:44.440 I think when he dies 0.98

00:15:46.080 we'll go full in 0.99

00:15:47.420 on the pedophile story

00:15:48.080 he made three women 0.99

00:15:48.780 orgasm at once 0.95

00:15:50.120 I think

00:15:50.600 no no

00:15:51.560 when he dies

00:15:52.080 it's like

00:15:52.520 this dude

00:15:53.000 no we weren't joking 0.99

00:15:53.840 he's a pedophile 1.00

00:15:54.740 oh my god 1.00

00:15:55.480 he came after my kids

00:15:57.900 we finally break

00:15:59.280 the silence

00:15:59.860 yeah

00:16:00.280 we didn't actually

00:16:01.460 let him come to any

00:16:02.320 of the group

00:16:02.640 family functions

00:16:03.540 yeah we've been

00:16:04.300 like we were

00:16:05.820 it was like

00:16:06.420 it was a joke

00:16:07.040 but there was a kernel

00:16:07.740 of truth

00:16:08.100 and that kernel

00:16:08.760 is basically

00:16:09.480 the entire cornfield

00:16:10.820 that kernel

00:16:12.660 is specifically

00:16:13.380 the part where 0.99

00:16:13.960 he fucks the children 0.99

00:16:14.880 the only thing 1.00

00:16:18.080 that's like

00:16:18.400 keeping me alive

00:16:19.100 right now

00:16:19.480 is that I'm worried

00:16:20.160 how I'm gonna

00:16:20.760 be perceived

00:16:21.640 after I die

00:16:22.540 so I'm like

00:16:22.960 I can't do a

00:16:23.920 never ending thirst

00:16:25.260 for children

00:16:26.040 dude

00:16:27.020 that's how we do it

00:16:28.420 we start

00:16:29.140 we get you dogs

00:16:30.100 so we drive you

00:16:30.980 to the rural areas

00:16:31.960 and we also create

00:16:33.400 a dead man's drop

00:16:34.340 of like

00:16:34.940 fake CP

00:16:36.440 on you

00:16:37.120 that way

00:16:37.700 like after 0.99

00:16:38.240 you die 0.60

00:16:38.560 it's completely

00:16:39.080 fake guys

00:16:39.640 like so when 1.00

00:16:40.600 you die 0.60

00:16:41.160 that's gonna 0.99

00:16:41.760 be what your

00:16:42.220 legacy is

00:16:42.880 you can't die

00:16:43.640 either 0.78

00:16:44.060 I'm gonna

00:16:44.660 hate

00:16:45.080 conversation

00:16:45.660 toad

00:16:46.360 would you put

00:16:47.280 us in your

00:16:47.640 will

00:16:47.840 tower gang

00:16:50.040 that's right

00:16:50.420 I don't have

00:16:51.060 a will

00:16:51.400 so

00:16:51.740 who would

00:16:53.480 he leave

00:16:53.780 it to

00:16:54.100 the state

00:16:54.420 do you want

00:16:54.880 that

00:16:55.140 who am I

00:16:55.920 gonna leave

00:16:56.320 it to

00:16:56.540 my parents

00:16:57.160 am I gonna 0.97

00:16:57.520 die before 0.68

00:16:58.040 they do 0.99

00:16:58.460 not charity

00:16:59.260 I would honestly

00:17:00.320 let you give

00:17:00.840 it to the state

00:17:01.360 before charity 0.99

00:17:02.020 fuck charity 1.00

00:17:02.720 dude as it 1.00

00:17:04.520 stands right now 0.99

00:17:05.160 all my shit 0.99

00:17:05.900 is going to 1.00

00:17:06.400 the state

00:17:06.860 yeah I know

00:17:07.380 that's what

00:17:07.680 we said

00:17:07.940 it really 0.97

00:17:09.220 sucks 0.94

00:17:09.740 yeah 0.95

00:17:10.580 that's enough

00:17:11.020 to make me

00:17:11.480 make a good

00:17:12.660 argument

00:17:13.000 that's not true

00:17:13.700 though

00:17:13.900 I'm pretty sure

00:17:14.460 he goes

00:17:14.740 oh my god

00:17:15.860 oh my god

00:17:17.460 they're called

00:17:18.240 maps and maps

00:17:19.520 were like the

00:17:20.060 first things

00:17:20.600 that I was like

00:17:21.560 into

00:17:21.900 yeah I know

00:17:24.340 you were

00:17:24.680 maps was the

00:17:25.700 first thing

00:17:26.200 he was into

00:17:26.880 yeah

00:17:27.200 it's a minor

00:17:28.000 attractive person

00:17:29.160 maps

00:17:29.720 dude what is

00:17:32.640 the type of 0.99

00:17:33.080 nigga to love 1.00

00:17:33.640 maps

00:17:34.200 he really is

00:17:35.420 especially the

00:17:37.160 raised topographical

00:17:38.160 ones like

00:17:38.700 yeah

00:17:38.900 he takes a

00:17:40.600 highlighter

00:17:40.940 all the railroads

00:17:42.920 I love the

00:17:43.360 M and maps

00:17:44.140 dude

00:17:44.860 dude my

00:17:45.880 my mom gave

00:17:47.060 me a globe

00:17:47.740 at one point

00:17:48.360 as like a

00:17:49.080 birthday gift

00:17:49.680 or a Christmas

00:17:50.200 gift or something

00:17:50.840 and it had like

00:17:51.700 the like

00:17:52.640 topological

00:17:53.840 like bumps

00:17:54.600 on it

00:17:54.900 so I would

00:17:55.160 like feel

00:17:55.680 the bumps

00:17:56.240 it felt so

00:17:58.400 good to

00:17:58.800 like oh my

00:17:59.400 soothing effect

00:18:00.120 on you

00:18:00.500 my favorite

00:18:04.400 was Ghana

00:18:05.240 no but I

00:18:06.660 actually really

00:18:07.240 close it was

00:18:07.880 the Atlas

00:18:08.440 mountains

00:18:09.020 up there

00:18:09.680 I'm like oh

00:18:10.100 my god

00:18:10.520 what a unique

00:18:14.440 geological

00:18:15.020 structure

00:18:15.640 I was like

00:18:16.640 yeah I was

00:18:17.120 rubbing northern

00:18:17.980 Africa quite a 0.97

00:18:18.940 bit

00:18:19.200 I'm not gonna

00:18:20.120 lie I did my

00:18:20.940 fair share of

00:18:21.600 map rubbing

00:18:22.040 as well 0.93

00:18:22.500 you were jerking 1.00

00:18:26.260 off with the 0.99

00:18:26.780 maps

00:18:27.220 I'm gonna

00:18:28.060 come

00:18:28.480 I just

00:18:30.340 I do

00:18:31.100 remember the

00:18:31.600 globe

00:18:31.880 it was just

00:18:32.380 in like a

00:18:32.840 fifth

00:18:33.040 this was like

00:18:33.500 in fifth

00:18:33.840 or sixth

00:18:34.160 grade

00:18:34.320 it wasn't

00:18:34.660 like I

00:18:35.000 wasn't

00:18:35.300 and I

00:18:35.840 just do

00:18:36.380 remember

00:18:36.700 we didn't

00:18:41.780 have fidget

00:18:42.180 spinners back

00:18:42.660 in my day

00:18:43.200 we had the

00:18:46.000 Himalayas 0.92

00:18:46.580 and then the

00:18:46.980 Gobi Desert

00:18:47.460 which was really

00:18:47.960 flat right next

00:18:48.680 to it

00:18:49.040 and so

00:18:49.340 contrast

00:18:50.960 baby

00:18:51.520 it was such

00:18:52.100 a nice

00:18:52.500 contrast

00:18:53.040 textually

00:18:54.440 guys only want

00:18:54.580 one thing

00:18:55.000 and it's 1.00

00:18:55.340 fucking 1.00

00:18:55.720 disgusting 1.00

00:18:56.360 the other 0.95

00:18:57.920 thing that

00:18:58.240 happened was

00:18:58.780 topographical

00:18:59.440 globes

00:19:00.220 the other

00:19:01.280 thing that

00:19:01.560 happened was

00:19:02.000 because I

00:19:02.360 was like

00:19:02.700 this like

00:19:03.140 little like

00:19:03.620 autist

00:19:04.280 kid so my

00:19:05.220 mom got me

00:19:05.720 a globe

00:19:06.180 and I

00:19:06.500 like loved

00:19:07.060 it

00:19:07.300 so then

00:19:07.880 one of

00:19:08.180 her sisters

00:19:08.820 decided to

00:19:09.420 get her 0.89

00:19:10.240 son my

00:19:10.860 cousin a globe

00:19:11.740 and he's a 1.00

00:19:12.440 total retard 1.00

00:19:13.200 and he took the 1.00

00:19:14.000 globe and was

00:19:14.560 like why the 0.99

00:19:15.060 fuck would I 0.98

00:19:15.540 want that 1.00

00:19:15.940 and like

00:19:16.180 threw it

00:19:16.800 and smashed it 0.65

00:19:17.460 if you don't

00:19:17.960 touch a globe

00:19:18.620 every time you

00:19:19.220 see a globe

00:19:19.800 you might have

00:19:20.420 something wrong

00:19:20.800 with you

00:19:21.180 seriously

00:19:21.840 like you gotta

00:19:22.560 or give it a

00:19:23.720 spin

00:19:24.000 yeah you just

00:19:25.520 like come by

00:19:26.000 and just go

00:19:26.340 like boop 1.00

00:19:26.920 even like

00:19:27.460 did your parents

00:19:29.160 or like

00:19:29.440 grandparents

00:19:29.700 ever have

00:19:30.120 like the

00:19:30.360 little crystal

00:19:30.860 one

00:19:31.180 like it was

00:19:31.820 just a little

00:19:32.340 like it'd be

00:19:34.100 tiny

00:19:34.380 it'd be about

00:19:34.740 this big

00:19:35.340 and it would

00:19:36.480 be crystal

00:19:36.980 and it would

00:19:37.420 just have

00:19:38.140 the edging

00:19:40.460 of the

00:19:40.920 I know what

00:19:41.560 you mean

00:19:41.740 yeah and

00:19:42.400 like I remember

00:19:43.120 my grandpa had

00:19:43.820 one and I

00:19:44.200 would just sit

00:19:44.460 there and

00:19:44.700 spin that 1.00

00:19:45.060 motherfucker 1.00

00:19:45.500 you guys 1.00

00:19:46.060 have you guys

00:19:46.580 ever seen

00:19:47.240 so like you

00:19:47.880 walk into

00:19:48.280 like a

00:19:48.720 either like

00:19:49.200 a wealthy

00:19:49.600 person's house

00:19:50.180 or someone

00:19:50.500 that has

00:19:50.820 their house

00:19:51.160 organized

00:19:51.640 and you

00:19:53.060 they have

00:19:53.640 like a

00:19:54.180 wooden globe

00:19:55.000 or like a

00:19:55.600 globe

00:19:55.840 that is like

00:19:56.480 oh yeah

00:19:57.040 I want to show

00:19:57.980 you my globe

00:19:58.540 I actually

00:19:58.880 have a really

00:19:59.340 sick globe 0.92

00:19:59.980 it's really nice

00:20:01.300 I'm looking around

00:20:02.200 Jose was like

00:20:02.780 where's my 0.99

00:20:03.140 fucking 0.99

00:20:03.440 do I get that 0.99

00:20:04.220 off the high

00:20:04.820 part of my dresser

00:20:05.660 it's pretty sick

00:20:06.080 do my French 0.94

00:20:06.620 parents have

00:20:07.740 when I'm like 0.99

00:20:08.100 holy shit 0.95

00:20:08.720 that's a nice 0.99

00:20:09.300 globe

00:20:09.600 get that globe

00:20:11.580 get that globe

00:20:12.420 baby

00:20:12.820 unbelievable

00:20:14.700 we were rubbing

00:20:15.980 the globe

00:20:16.420 so we were

00:20:16.840 global homos 1.00

00:20:17.920 wait wait wait 0.99

00:20:18.720 here you go

00:20:19.200 here's the thing

00:20:19.820 when you see a

00:20:20.520 wooden globe

00:20:20.960 hell yeah

00:20:21.400 that's a good one

00:20:23.600 that's a good globe

00:20:24.460 hold on

00:20:25.420 that doesn't have

00:20:26.100 the topological

00:20:26.860 that's actually big

00:20:27.680 oh that's one of

00:20:29.420 the ones that's

00:20:29.780 made out of the

00:20:30.240 different gemstones

00:20:31.780 man

00:20:32.160 that's a nice

00:20:32.860 I like that one

00:20:33.660 yeah there's like

00:20:34.380 some mother of

00:20:35.060 pearl in there

00:20:35.980 oh heffalumps 1.00

00:20:36.880 is saying the

00:20:37.420 globes that are

00:20:38.100 also a bar

00:20:38.860 they open up

00:20:39.600 into a bar

00:20:40.160 those are 1.00

00:20:40.640 fucking 1.00

00:20:40.920 oh yeah 0.99

00:20:42.140 I want one of

00:20:43.100 those

00:20:43.200 they're really

00:20:43.560 cool yeah

00:20:44.720 grandpa

00:20:45.200 grandpa

00:20:46.460 how are you

00:20:47.660 supposed to say

00:20:48.120 it's grandpa

00:20:48.640 I'm not gonna

00:20:50.980 say grandpa

00:20:51.620 grandpa

00:20:52.480 grandpa

00:20:53.500 this is like

00:20:54.520 pondering

00:20:55.280 even pondering

00:20:56.640 his globe

00:20:57.340 this is kind of

00:20:58.860 the new meme

00:20:59.520 dude this whole thing

00:21:00.660 like I never

00:21:01.940 I was like

00:21:02.640 I just got

00:21:03.180 I don't

00:21:03.540 like what were you

00:21:04.440 doing this whole

00:21:05.320 time to this poor

00:21:06.140 guy

00:21:06.480 I do want to

00:21:07.260 explain that real

00:21:07.820 quick so this 1.00

00:21:08.300 motherfucker 1.00

00:21:08.740 basically got on 1.00

00:21:09.720 Unity Unwanted

00:21:10.520 and said that

00:21:11.040 we stole his

00:21:12.200 name for

00:21:12.640 Brohemia

00:21:13.020 I do want to

00:21:14.460 mention from the

00:21:15.140 outside looking in

00:21:15.880 you do look like

00:21:16.780 the problem here

00:21:17.540 not knowing any

00:21:19.840 context

00:21:20.380 I was like this

00:21:21.720 guy is just like

00:21:22.320 like Raven's

00:21:23.100 really going at

00:21:23.580 this guy

00:21:23.960 Raven is

00:21:24.740 no no no no

00:21:26.000 let me explain

00:21:26.860 it it's not

00:21:27.380 that's not

00:21:27.780 you guys don't

00:21:28.660 know this 1.00

00:21:28.980 motherfucker 1.00

00:21:29.400 yeah 1.00

00:21:30.180 no no because

00:21:30.980 you know that 1.00

00:21:31.580 motherfucker 1.00

00:21:31.960 last week 1.00

00:21:33.740 you fucking know 1.00

00:21:34.260 Steven dog 1.00

00:21:35.020 you don't know

00:21:37.680 Steve Wilkos

00:21:38.120 yeah he did this

00:21:40.380 whole thing on

00:21:40.900 Steve Wilkos last

00:21:41.640 week and I was

00:21:42.260 like I didn't

00:21:42.660 know who it

00:21:43.020 was and then I

00:21:44.580 just see Raven

00:21:45.280 just ranting

00:21:46.080 against this guy

00:21:46.660 that's like

00:21:46.980 morning after

00:21:47.940 and I was like

00:21:51.020 and he kept 1.00

00:21:51.940 sending shit 0.99

00:21:52.620 to our chat 0.99

00:21:53.460 and I was like

00:21:53.820 I don't give a 0.99

00:21:54.480 fuck 0.99

00:21:54.760 so this is what 1.00

00:21:55.760 it is

00:21:56.140 he got on

00:21:57.100 Tripoli's show

00:21:57.980 and started 1.00

00:21:58.640 talking shit 1.00

00:21:59.340 about us 1.00

00:21:59.900 you Steven 1.00

00:22:00.920 you bitch 1.00

00:22:01.460 my little 1.00

00:22:01.980 baby bird 1.00

00:22:03.000 bitch boy 1.00

00:22:03.480 and also Steven 1.00

00:22:04.340 returned the moon

00:22:05.060 our moon map

00:22:05.860 yeah

00:22:06.300 honestly if it was

00:22:07.620 if he gives up

00:22:08.800 the moon map

00:22:09.320 the whole thing

00:22:09.720 stops

00:22:10.140 is it bumpy

00:22:10.860 yeah I was about

00:22:11.680 to say

00:22:11.840 is it bumpy

00:22:12.360 dude you can really

00:22:15.680 feel like the sea

00:22:16.540 of tranquility

00:22:17.380 dude 1.00

00:22:17.900 I love that shit 1.00

00:22:18.680 the fucking craters 1.00

00:22:19.120 the craters dude 1.00

00:22:20.380 holy shit 0.99

00:22:21.300 yeah 0.99

00:22:21.720 I don't have a

00:22:22.880 problem with them

00:22:23.320 how come nobody

00:22:23.820 has a moon globe 0.99

00:22:24.600 that's a fucking 0.99

00:22:25.800 that's a good question 0.99

00:22:26.560 why do I have a moon

00:22:27.460 globe circling the

00:22:28.560 actual globe

00:22:29.220 that'd be really cool

00:22:29.660 why don't I have a 0.99

00:22:30.220 fucking moon map 0.98

00:22:30.960 anymore 1.00

00:22:31.360 because of Steven

00:22:32.060 the moon doesn't

00:22:33.500 even really exist

00:22:34.240 whenever Google Earth

00:22:35.620 came out

00:22:36.080 how much time did you

00:22:36.980 spend on that

00:22:37.980 oh yeah

00:22:38.680 Google Earth 1.00

00:22:39.320 is a shit 1.00

00:22:39.860 so much fucking done 1.00

00:22:41.200 I spent a lot of time 0.99

00:22:42.340 on moon maps 0.98

00:22:42.840 total type of nigga 1.00

00:22:43.800 total type of nigga 1.00

00:22:44.780 to be on street view 0.99

00:22:45.740 and just clicking next

00:22:46.820 next

00:22:47.300 oh no

00:22:48.080 dude you remember

00:22:49.060 just walking around

00:22:50.080 you know GeoGuessr right

00:22:51.860 yeah

00:22:52.240 I wish I was better

00:22:53.480 at that

00:22:53.820 like that guy

00:22:54.280 that's really good

00:22:54.900 but I would play that 0.88

00:22:55.660 that guy's insane 0.68

00:22:56.420 I know who you're 0.97

00:22:56.900 talking about

00:22:57.380 yeah try to guess

00:22:58.260 because they

00:22:58.660 they give you

00:22:59.500 like they drop you

00:23:00.320 somewhere on Earth

00:23:01.760 and you get like

00:23:02.740 the view of it

00:23:03.400 you can walk around

00:23:04.220 you have to guess

00:23:04.880 as quickly as possible

00:23:05.760 where you are

00:23:06.600 yeah

00:23:07.740 I haven't heard of that

00:23:08.700 you know what would

00:23:09.480 be really good

00:23:10.180 is a show

00:23:12.000 that was just

00:23:12.660 Toad doing

00:23:13.520 Randonautica

00:23:14.340 I would watch that

00:23:16.780 maybe endlessly

00:23:17.980 what is that

00:23:18.840 hold on

00:23:19.100 hold on

00:23:19.460 we have a

00:23:19.860 Randonautica

00:23:20.400 from the chat

00:23:21.540 Nancy

00:23:22.000 Nancy

00:23:22.440 what do you mean

00:23:23.000 they sent

00:23:23.720 top Steven

00:23:24.760 fan

00:23:25.320 Nancy is like 0.94

00:23:26.520 our producer

00:23:27.220 on Netflix

00:23:27.980 and Death Squad

00:23:28.520 very cool

00:23:29.520 okay

00:23:30.140 it's an Asian woman 0.72

00:23:32.140 who's obsessed

00:23:32.760 with murder videos

00:23:33.900 like snuff films

00:23:34.880 basically

00:23:35.400 so you have

00:23:36.140 your own lane

00:23:36.980 basically

00:23:37.400 yeah

00:23:37.700 yeah yeah

00:23:38.480 but this one's

00:23:39.100 actually not

00:23:39.680 this one's

00:23:40.420 actually a girl

00:23:41.100 this one's

00:23:45.300 actually a girl

00:23:46.100 what are you

00:23:46.840 going to introduce

00:23:47.460 her to the rest of the night

00:23:48.000 she poses herself

00:23:49.020 as Freddy Krueger

00:23:49.960 so she's basically

00:23:50.740 trans as well

00:23:51.580 she talks here all the time

00:23:52.820 she's here all the time

00:23:53.700 she's here all the time

00:23:54.460 but we're protecting her

00:23:55.420 how long would it take you

00:23:56.800 to be

00:23:57.460 a sweet

00:23:58.100 world class

00:23:58.960 in GeoGuessr

00:24:00.120 how long would

00:24:00.960 like have like

00:24:02.260 like have

00:24:02.640 you like put time to it

00:24:04.060 so you just look around

00:24:05.160 and guess where you are

00:24:06.080 dude there's

00:24:06.640 I'm telling you

00:24:07.320 we can look up videos

00:24:08.280 if I really apply myself

00:24:09.800 to it

00:24:10.220 yeah

00:24:10.720 like he's like

00:24:11.320 that sidewalk

00:24:12.040 looks like this

00:24:12.760 so I know

00:24:13.140 he'll try to be like

00:24:14.240 he'll be like 0.94

00:24:14.680 that dirt

00:24:16.000 is from like

00:24:18.200 Peru

00:24:18.660 and like he'll be like

00:24:19.740 boop

00:24:20.080 and it's like

00:24:20.620 within 20 miles

00:24:21.960 wow

00:24:22.480 where it's at

00:24:23.160 yeah it's like crazy

00:24:23.820 like that stuff

00:24:24.380 he'd be like

00:24:24.860 I can look at this

00:24:26.320 and be like

00:24:26.640 that's Bosnia 1.00

00:24:27.840 it's stupid 1.00

00:24:29.120 you guys don't know 1.00

00:24:29.240 what Randonautica is

00:24:30.260 no

00:24:31.040 Randonautica is like

00:24:33.080 it was a game

00:24:33.840 and it would generate

00:24:35.000 a random set of

00:24:35.660 coordinates near you

00:24:36.460 you would put in a keyword

00:24:37.480 what are you looking for 0.99

00:24:38.400 something gay and mysterious 0.99

00:24:39.520 I'm looking for love 1.00

00:24:40.420 and you fucking type it in 1.00

00:24:41.500 and it's like 0.99

00:24:41.820 here's some coordinates 1.00

00:24:42.460 faggot 1.00

00:24:42.800 and then you go there 1.00

00:24:43.800 and what

00:24:45.100 the reason it became popular

00:24:46.420 is because people would

00:24:47.220 show up to these places 0.98

00:24:48.160 and then weird shit 0.97

00:24:49.060 would happen

00:24:49.520 like they were meant

00:24:50.140 to be there

00:24:50.700 oh yeah

00:24:51.340 and so I'm saying 0.99

00:24:52.460 whatever weird shit 0.99

00:24:53.720 happens to Toad 0.97

00:24:54.540 that's incredible

00:24:55.540 I want to see that

00:24:56.360 a lot

00:24:56.660 the guy

00:24:57.160 the guy that started

00:24:58.300 this thing

00:24:58.860 he's one of

00:25:00.140 when we started

00:25:00.760 Nephilim Death Squad

00:25:01.440 we reached out to him

00:25:02.480 and he was like

00:25:03.160 I'll come

00:25:03.600 and then he's like

00:25:04.120 I can't make it

00:25:04.980 he just like went

00:25:06.020 I don't even know

00:25:06.880 just completely dark

00:25:07.760 he just hit us back up

00:25:08.880 he's like

00:25:09.180 my priest says

00:25:09.920 that I can do

00:25:10.420 interviews again

00:25:11.160 so I'm coming on

00:25:12.400 and I was like

00:25:12.660 this is how like

00:25:13.400 Rando Nautica 0.99

00:25:14.360 like fucking 1.00

00:25:14.960 took a toll 0.99

00:25:15.800 on this

00:25:16.240 I heard a lot 0.99

00:25:17.620 of weird shit about it 0.99

00:25:18.320 the guy that's talking 0.99

00:25:18.700 about Rainbolt

00:25:19.240 he literally did

00:25:20.000 it's gotten to

00:25:21.340 where GeoGuessr

00:25:22.000 now does

00:25:22.580 inside of buildings

00:25:24.040 and he'll guess

00:25:25.300 the building

00:25:25.940 in anywhere in the world

00:25:27.220 he'll just be like

00:25:28.300 that's this

00:25:28.700 isn't that like

00:25:29.860 the guy 0.98

00:25:30.300 that's insane

00:25:31.000 you didn't see

00:25:31.820 the guy that

00:25:32.200 triangulated Clint's

00:25:33.660 this guy kind of

00:25:35.480 does that stuff too

00:25:36.120 he'll be like

00:25:37.460 they'll have a picture

00:25:38.520 and they'll be like

00:25:39.320 where was this picture

00:25:39.960 taken at

00:25:40.580 and he'll be like

00:25:41.440 he finds it 1.00

00:25:42.580 it's stupid 0.98

00:25:43.000 how many vaccines 1.00

00:25:43.600 is that huh

00:25:44.340 like if we were to

00:25:45.200 measure autism

00:25:45.880 on a vaccine scale

00:25:47.860 then we should measure

00:25:48.860 autism on a scale

00:25:49.760 of what is it

00:25:50.180 1 to 64

00:25:50.920 like being like

00:25:51.700 the full schedule

00:25:52.640 64, 67

00:25:53.480 yeah

00:25:53.900 yeah I think so

00:25:54.780 I don't know

00:25:55.240 because it keeps going up

00:25:56.340 you get different

00:25:57.140 cool stuff

00:25:57.660 at different levels

00:25:58.380 like at level

00:25:59.260 at 16 vaccinations

00:26:01.120 you get telepathy

00:26:01.900 but at 17

00:26:03.140 you get like

00:26:04.280 an obsession

00:26:04.640 with trains

00:26:05.180 and it just kind of

00:26:06.600 each one gives you

00:26:07.440 a different thing

00:26:08.060 yeah

00:26:08.320 but then did my

00:26:09.160 obsession with maps

00:26:10.540 did the stroke

00:26:11.920 like negate it

00:26:12.740 number one

00:26:13.760 the first

00:26:14.180 maps

00:26:14.560 I loved maps

00:26:15.520 dude

00:26:15.740 I still do

00:26:16.400 somebody say maps

00:26:17.940 somebody

00:26:19.060 you guys want

00:26:20.060 to use a mailbag

00:26:20.760 or we're going to

00:26:21.680 keep teasing this 0.99

00:26:22.280 motherfuck about maps 1.00

00:26:23.340 toad 1.00

00:26:23.700 toad

00:26:24.020 do you know

00:26:24.340 that cole 1.00

00:26:24.800 basically makes maps

00:26:26.120 for his job 1.00

00:26:27.020 oh shit 1.00

00:26:27.880 yeah that's what I do 0.99

00:26:28.200 basically

00:26:28.640 I'm basically

00:26:29.380 in like

00:26:29.960 very small

00:26:30.480 you're a photographer

00:26:30.820 what

00:26:32.700 you're a photographer

00:26:33.660 no I'm not a photographer

00:26:35.260 no I'm basically

00:26:37.480 adding

00:26:37.600 I just remembered that word

00:26:38.600 and I was like

00:26:38.940 oh it's like 0.99

00:26:39.380 damn dude 0.99

00:26:39.960 that was very impressive 1.00

00:26:41.100 I thought he said

00:26:42.160 probably not even correct

00:26:43.220 but I said it confidently

00:26:44.140 no it's correct

00:26:45.640 no yeah

00:26:47.560 I basically

00:26:48.040 yeah I do make maps

00:26:49.060 for

00:26:49.440 yep

00:26:50.340 that's what I do

00:26:51.300 that's cool man

00:26:52.560 and he looks like that

00:26:54.400 when he does it 0.99

00:26:55.040 fucking cutie pie 1.00

00:26:56.360 people must hate you 1.00

00:26:57.620 like they'd be like

00:26:58.440 my son makes maps

00:26:59.620 and then they show you

00:27:00.380 a picture of like

00:27:01.000 here's a picture of my son 0.99

00:27:02.100 and then it's this nigga 1.00

00:27:03.100 you're like 1.00

00:27:03.340 this guy's an asshole 1.00

00:27:04.280 he's the guy on 1.00

00:27:05.820 whatever the house show

00:27:07.600 that you always see

00:27:08.360 when they're like

00:27:09.220 oh he collects butterflies

00:27:10.680 and makes 30,000 a year

00:27:12.060 and he makes maps

00:27:13.280 and gets 300,000 a year

00:27:15.080 I never understood

00:27:17.320 he's that guy

00:27:17.840 you're like 1.00

00:27:18.100 how the fuck 0.99

00:27:18.660 is he making 300,000 0.99

00:27:20.080 how the fuck 0.91

00:27:20.820 do you make maps 0.99

00:27:21.540 and you live in a trailer

00:27:22.760 Cole

00:27:23.100 what happened

00:27:23.600 oh man

00:27:24.960 the map game

00:27:26.620 isn't there today

00:27:27.580 you know

00:27:28.000 it's like

00:27:28.600 maps used to be

00:27:30.960 legit

00:27:31.540 if I was around

00:27:33.860 in the 1800s

00:27:35.020 yeah

00:27:35.460 if I was 1800s

00:27:36.620 map maker

00:27:37.140 I'd be

00:27:37.680 rolling in castles

00:27:39.940 now I got

00:27:40.480 yeah

00:27:40.880 in the age of explorers 1.00

00:27:42.700 man you needed that shit 1.00

00:27:43.660 but now 1.00

00:27:44.100 there's no market

00:27:45.080 for it anymore

00:27:45.760 there's still a market

00:27:47.820 it's just very slim

00:27:48.540 it's basically toads

00:27:49.740 somebody take a picture

00:27:50.860 of Cole

00:27:51.320 and run it through

00:27:52.120 like chat GPT

00:27:53.000 tell it to make him

00:27:53.660 look like a renaissance 1.00

00:27:54.380 man and send that shit 1.00

00:27:56.100 to us 1.00

00:27:56.520 or run it through

00:27:57.800 chat GPT

00:27:58.480 to make my chest

00:27:59.200 look different

00:27:59.720 because you're 1.00

00:28:00.640 a little bitch boy 1.00

00:28:01.420 I did that shit 1.00

00:28:02.540 right 0.99

00:28:02.780 this was really weird

00:28:03.580 because I was like

00:28:04.260 I go to chat GP

00:28:05.320 throw it up there

00:28:06.720 find the thing

00:28:07.580 because I literally

00:28:09.680 had just posted the picture

00:28:11.240 and then like

00:28:12.220 and then 0.99

00:28:12.720 this nigga comes in 1.00

00:28:13.880 he's like 0.97

00:28:14.560 it was weird though

00:28:15.820 because all I told

00:28:16.540 Grok was 0.97

00:28:17.420 I said

00:28:17.880 make him a little bit

00:28:19.280 skinnier

00:28:19.680 and make him have

00:28:20.620 more body fat

00:28:21.300 and it was like 1.00

00:28:21.700 make his tits look crazy 1.00

00:28:23.040 it was so weird 1.00

00:28:24.060 does it count

00:28:24.600 if he's a synthol freak

00:28:26.160 yeah it was like

00:28:26.980 it just like 0.98

00:28:27.540 shits were pointing 0.99

00:28:28.260 in different directions 0.98

00:28:29.160 it was weird

00:28:29.940 like it was like

00:28:30.600 it didn't even

00:28:31.160 I thought you put in

00:28:31.940 like just make his chest weird

00:28:33.440 like because like

00:28:34.180 it was like

00:28:34.740 that 1.00

00:28:35.180 same shit basically 1.00

00:28:36.220 and then it made my face 0.99

00:28:37.740 like my eyes

00:28:38.580 look really weird

00:28:39.140 and everybody was like

00:28:40.040 what's up 0.99

00:28:40.400 what the fuck is up 1.00

00:28:41.140 with this chest 1.00

00:28:41.920 and I'm like

00:28:42.580 it's not real 1.00

00:28:43.460 you fucking idiots 1.00

00:28:44.620 I literally posted 1.00

00:28:45.620 this is what I'm saying

00:28:47.640 10 minutes ago

00:28:48.640 the whole thing

00:28:49.380 with Steve Wilkos

00:28:50.160 now everybody thinks 0.98

00:28:51.120 this nigga is Steve Wilkos 1.00

00:28:52.100 they think that we're 0.98

00:28:52.780 arguing with the bodyguard

00:28:54.400 from Jerry Springer

00:28:55.260 because this is

00:28:56.100 it's real now

00:28:56.780 just to go back

00:28:58.460 this is what happened

00:28:59.280 I was drawing for

00:29:00.640 Josh Smith 0.91

00:29:01.400 I did this nigga's 1.00

00:29:03.260 photograph 0.95

00:29:03.820 I did the drawing

00:29:05.200 from this

00:29:05.500 it takes me a while

00:29:06.160 to do

00:29:06.480 he was nothing but

00:29:07.780 nasty to me

00:29:08.460 this is like

00:29:09.400 when we got Fred Durst

00:29:10.420 to actually comment

00:29:11.180 on something with Clint

00:29:12.100 oh yeah

00:29:14.180 I forgot about that

00:29:15.040 yeah

00:29:15.300 no this guy's not

00:29:16.680 Fred Durst level 1.00

00:29:17.400 this is fucking 0.99

00:29:18.120 but it was cool 0.99

00:29:18.720 no nobody knows

00:29:19.820 who this guy is

00:29:20.560 yeah this isn't cool

00:29:21.380 like attract Steve Wilkos

00:29:22.720 somehow

00:29:23.320 well I'm saying

00:29:23.720 it could attract Steve Wilkos

00:29:24.860 that would be cool

00:29:25.360 Steve Wilkos will be at

00:29:26.280 Prohemian Grove

00:29:26.920 we should start tagging him

00:29:27.960 and he's just there

00:29:29.260 to tell people

00:29:29.700 to get out of his chair

00:29:30.480 we should get Fred Durst

00:29:31.780 let's get him out of my chair

00:29:33.120 I used to love watching

00:29:35.260 Steve Wilkos

00:29:35.980 Steve Wilkos

00:29:36.680 and Jerry Springer 1.00

00:29:37.240 were my shit 1.00

00:29:37.700 what is that 1.00

00:29:38.640 somebody already named it

00:29:40.600 incredible

00:29:42.000 that's Tyler

00:29:43.220 in the right

00:29:44.200 pick the one on the right

00:29:46.000 yeah I like that

00:29:46.740 yeah that's good

00:29:47.480 the one on the left

00:29:48.720 I kind of look like

00:29:49.520 oh 0.99

00:29:50.000 is this fucking 0.99

00:29:51.680 the Oblivion remake 1.00

00:29:52.740 the fucking prickiest 0.99

00:29:53.420 right 0.99

00:29:53.760 look how detailed

00:29:55.720 they are now

00:29:56.400 the one on the left

00:29:58.100 yeah that looks really bad

00:29:59.560 I thought I would 0.98

00:30:00.820 yeah I looked really dumb 0.99

00:30:01.820 like a cross eye 0.98

00:30:02.880 why did you use that

00:30:04.060 the second one

00:30:04.840 I like that

00:30:06.480 he's Michael Angelo

00:30:09.180 oh yo Cole

00:30:10.180 I wore

00:30:10.680 I wore your shirt

00:30:11.540 this week

00:30:12.540 to like a birthday party

00:30:13.740 Cole

00:30:14.300 or Clint wore a shirt

00:30:15.400 in his last episode

00:30:16.240 I saw it

00:30:16.800 yeah

00:30:17.200 I wear it often

00:30:20.480 people ask me

00:30:22.140 they go

00:30:22.660 they go

00:30:23.000 yo what's up with this shirt

00:30:23.580 they put the quill on 0.99

00:30:24.460 the fucking 1.00

00:30:24.960 wow 1.00

00:30:26.020 he got a long wrist

00:30:27.700 I think the right one too

00:30:28.700 he makes a lot of maps 0.98

00:30:29.700 that's him in the fucking 1800s 0.99

00:30:33.160 I swear to god 0.99

00:30:34.060 I'd be rolling

00:30:36.040 in all those maps buddy

00:30:37.040 yeah so how to go

00:30:38.720 at the birthday party

00:30:39.400 with my t-shirt

00:30:40.480 no they were just like

00:30:41.600 they were like

00:30:41.940 oh who's that

00:30:42.420 and I was like

00:30:42.740 this guy was

00:30:43.200 valedictorian in his class

00:30:44.660 and they were like

00:30:45.420 oh so the guy

00:30:46.260 they were like 0.99

00:30:46.600 oh shit 1.00

00:30:47.100 that's cool 1.00

00:30:47.680 when did he pass

00:30:48.920 no

00:30:49.620 it's a picture that says

00:30:53.580 what does it say

00:30:54.140 on the bottom

00:30:54.680 life is an adventure

00:30:56.840 life is an adventure

00:30:58.200 you never even thought of that

00:30:59.520 that is

00:30:59.840 that we never even

00:31:01.620 we thought it was hilarious

00:31:02.680 yeah it looks like

00:31:03.580 a picture

00:31:03.920 dude that was his graduation picture

00:31:06.740 it looks like

00:31:07.220 it should be

00:31:07.640 an obituary

00:31:08.480 that's my obituary picture

00:31:10.220 you gotta get it

00:31:11.120 yeah you gotta make

00:31:11.700 a version of it

00:31:12.360 that's like

00:31:12.680 those airbrushed

00:31:13.480 R.I.P. shirts

00:31:14.220 oh yeah

00:31:14.980 can you do one 0.97

00:31:18.780 for free my nigga 0.93

00:31:19.520 like just 0.99

00:31:20.180 oh my god

00:31:21.420 please yes

00:31:22.160 have it say 0.97

00:31:22.640 free my nigga 0.99

00:31:23.200 oh my god 1.00

00:31:23.760 free my nigga 0.97

00:31:24.340 Cole 0.96

00:31:24.780 oh my god

00:31:26.320 that's so crazy

00:31:27.160 that's such a great shirt

00:31:28.460 I gotta poke the shirt now

00:31:29.140 yeah cause

00:31:29.440 I just thought

00:31:30.780 I always thought

00:31:31.260 it was a fun one

00:31:32.000 but like man

00:31:32.680 it does have so many

00:31:33.480 levels of awesomeness

00:31:34.820 to it dude

00:31:35.380 I couldn't get

00:31:36.460 when I was trying

00:31:37.020 to do the niggaverse 1.00

00:31:37.800 I could not

00:31:38.400 Grok was just like 0.98

00:31:39.260 no not turning 0.86

00:31:40.100 that guy black 0.99

00:31:40.860 and I was like 0.90

00:31:41.540 what's going on here

00:31:42.440 I did it with that picture

00:31:44.060 it made me super black 0.95

00:31:45.200 but then also not

00:31:46.560 yeah 0.92

00:31:47.060 I said make this guy black 1.00

00:31:49.120 damn 1.00

00:31:49.860 people were asking me 1.00

00:31:51.240 how I was doing it

00:31:51.920 I'm like

00:31:52.160 I'm just asking Grok

00:31:53.100 that's the shirt

00:31:53.900 it's such a great

00:31:54.820 it's such a great shirt too

00:31:56.440 it's beautiful

00:31:56.940 cause then they see it

00:31:57.680 and it looks

00:31:58.240 it also is like

00:31:58.800 such a shitty picture

00:31:59.700 so it's like

00:32:00.160 Prince of Tarot

00:32:01.020 on the picture

00:32:02.980 on the shirt

00:32:03.840 what is happening

00:32:04.460 it's like

00:32:05.440 oh I'm sorry

00:32:06.000 what disorder

00:32:07.220 did that guy have

00:32:07.940 that killed him

00:32:08.580 I love that

00:32:09.240 it all ties in

00:32:10.360 because it's a

00:32:10.880 there's a map

00:32:12.580 it's a map

00:32:13.280 I'm on a map

00:32:13.960 there's a map

00:32:14.960 behind

00:32:15.360 it's straight up

00:32:16.200 a map

00:32:16.360 it is a map

00:32:16.920 it's an ornament

00:32:22.860 it's an ornament

00:32:24.900 on my parents

00:32:26.280 Christmas tree

00:32:26.920 oh my god

00:32:27.980 it's a map

00:32:28.760 ornament

00:32:29.120 this is an ornament

00:32:30.200 yeah it's an ornament

00:32:31.060 here's our child

00:32:32.080 Cole

00:32:32.280 it's like it's a globe

00:32:33.000 it passed at 15

00:32:34.760 oh my god

00:32:36.560 how do y'all know about that

00:32:37.640 did I post that pic of myself

00:32:39.840 maybe I did

00:32:40.540 I just don't understand

00:32:41.380 why

00:32:41.580 how did you make that face

00:32:43.000 I don't know why

00:32:43.820 I supposed to do it

00:32:44.600 I showed that to my wife

00:32:46.200 and I was like

00:32:46.880 look at this picture of Cole

00:32:48.160 and she's like

00:32:48.560 why does he look like that

00:32:49.560 Cole was a freak up

00:32:50.620 until he was like an adult

00:32:51.640 it's weird when you look

00:32:52.440 at his older photos

00:32:53.260 now look at him

00:32:54.060 look at his hair

00:32:54.560 it's the beard

00:32:55.360 that was his old self

00:32:56.460 it's not even the beard dude

00:32:57.720 look at his

00:32:58.400 look at the way

00:32:59.340 he's doing a little

00:33:00.140 cutie pie thing

00:33:00.880 he was touching his face

00:33:03.200 he was doing a little

00:33:03.840 cutie pie thing

00:33:04.580 he was doing that

00:33:05.280 and that life is an

00:33:06.720 adventure picture

00:33:07.420 that was the guy who

00:33:08.200 puts gummy bears

00:33:09.380 in his mouth 1.00

00:33:09.880 to eat pussy 1.00

00:33:10.560 she was in the picture 1.00

00:33:14.240 she's in the picture

00:33:15.300 not like

00:33:15.880 that girl 1.00

00:33:17.540 yeah she's in the picture

00:33:18.580 yeah

00:33:18.880 not in the past

00:33:19.660 not like

00:33:20.480 if

00:33:21.280 the whole

00:33:22.200 the blown up part

00:33:23.280 yeah she's in it

00:33:23.980 why would they choose

00:33:24.760 this picture 1.00

00:33:25.300 to put on a fucking 1.00

00:33:26.320 ornament 1.00

00:33:26.660 it was because

00:33:28.240 that year

00:33:28.980 I graduated

00:33:29.800 and so they get

00:33:30.560 the one ornament

00:33:31.080 so they didn't have

00:33:31.700 another shot

00:33:32.260 and that was because

00:33:33.720 I took that picture

00:33:34.860 while giving my

00:33:35.880 valedictorian speech

00:33:36.680 oh that was a selfie dog

00:33:38.140 you did that to yourself

00:33:38.980 I took a selfie

00:33:39.220 yeah

00:33:39.500 oh yeah

00:33:41.220 I forgot this

00:33:41.800 yeah he took a selfie

00:33:42.540 and there was a whole

00:33:43.040 crowd behind him

00:33:43.880 yeah

00:33:44.280 and he did the

00:33:45.080 stereotypical

00:33:45.700 and that was the

00:33:49.200 awful face

00:33:49.880 he chose to make

00:33:50.740 my smile

00:33:52.560 yeah

00:33:53.080 that's the awful face

00:33:56.080 she's got to go with

00:33:56.860 like my face

00:33:57.840 like the only thing

00:33:58.660 I had

00:33:58.980 that's the one

00:33:59.280 that was 0.78

00:33:59.640 you're an odd child 0.97

00:34:00.860 gummy bears in its mouth 1.00

00:34:01.820 like I just said

00:34:02.740 I feel like you didn't

00:34:03.320 really hit man

00:34:04.180 until like you hit an adult

00:34:05.820 you know

00:34:06.060 I feel like you went

00:34:06.580 to the awkward boy phase

00:34:07.660 I think

00:34:08.040 I think it was also

00:34:08.960 like I had to

00:34:09.720 it was quick

00:34:10.340 I tried to do it quick

00:34:11.120 because I felt like

00:34:11.900 if I stayed there a long time

00:34:12.800 it'd be really awkward

00:34:13.520 you look like you do 0.73

00:34:14.500 you look so scary

00:34:16.760 Cole look at 0.86

00:34:17.700 look at your eyes

00:34:18.480 you don't look like 0.88

00:34:19.280 you look like

00:34:20.760 you're threatening yourself

00:34:21.760 I'm what

00:34:23.000 it looked like

00:34:23.980 you pointed a gun

00:34:24.820 at your own face 1.00

00:34:25.580 like you

00:34:25.880 yeah 1.00

00:34:26.280 smile bitch 1.00

00:34:28.460 I just liked it 1.00

00:34:30.360 at one moment

00:34:31.260 in time

00:34:32.120 in life

00:34:32.920 I was actually

00:34:33.580 like cooler

00:34:34.700 than Cole

00:34:35.280 just that one

00:34:36.040 you were cooler

00:34:36.240 than Cole

00:34:36.820 it was less than

00:34:38.460 it was less than

00:34:39.020 it was five

00:34:39.660 I looked better

00:34:40.580 during my valedictorian speech

00:34:42.000 that was the only time

00:34:42.940 I looked better

00:34:43.300 didn't we cover the show once

00:34:44.400 he actually surprisingly

00:34:45.340 had Riz 0.99

00:34:45.920 in his fucking 1.00

00:34:46.700 his speech 1.00

00:34:47.500 and then I don't know

00:34:48.280 when he lost it

00:34:49.080 so yeah

00:34:50.380 I mean

00:34:51.400 he looked like somebody

00:34:51.960 that I wouldn't like

00:34:52.780 did he go with the hair

00:34:53.340 wait why was there only

00:34:54.660 five people

00:34:55.320 when you're graduating class

00:34:56.380 yeah

00:34:56.940 small private school

00:34:58.320 small private school

00:34:59.260 special needs

00:34:59.680 no just small private school

00:35:01.360 like a government program

00:35:03.360 you know

00:35:03.740 we're in like

00:35:04.180 yeah it's like

00:35:04.880 we waited us all out

00:35:06.220 his father was in that program

00:35:07.660 they would always have

00:35:08.600 these headphones on us

00:35:09.540 and they'd be like

00:35:09.900 can you hear this frequency

00:35:10.940 what do you see

00:35:12.960 on the other side Cole

00:35:14.200 move this with your mind

00:35:18.620 move this with your mind

00:35:22.200 they were associating

00:35:23.000 sex with gummy bears 0.99

00:35:24.040 for you dude 0.99

00:35:24.580 that's what they were

00:35:25.140 doing to you

00:35:25.700 Cole

00:35:26.320 you have a no chin selfie

00:35:27.740 yeah yeah yeah

00:35:28.940 I have a really bad one

00:35:30.520 it's uh

00:35:31.100 we'll have to show it

00:35:31.900 at Bohemian

00:35:32.280 honestly that's what

00:35:33.180 we need to show

00:35:33.700 at the Bohemian Grove

00:35:34.500 yeah

00:35:35.380 that one's really bad

00:35:36.400 it's really bad

00:35:37.240 like Elizabeth has it 0.77

00:35:38.200 and she like shows people

00:35:39.280 and she's like

00:35:40.520 I didn't like this

00:35:42.880 will you show a still 0.99

00:35:43.940 of him shaving his butthole 0.99

00:35:45.220 I can't believe that 0.99

00:35:48.340 the video of him 1.00

00:35:49.120 fingering his butthole 1.00

00:35:50.300 that's such a 1.00

00:35:50.860 it wasn't shaved

00:35:51.440 it wasn't shaved

00:35:52.440 he was like finger

00:35:54.120 banging himself

00:35:55.040 with the razor

00:35:55.880 no there was a lot

00:35:57.060 of hair

00:35:57.460 did he actually 0.99

00:35:58.220 shave his butthole 0.99

00:35:58.920 there was way too much 0.99

00:35:59.940 hair and way too much

00:36:00.760 shaving cream

00:36:01.440 it wasn't shaving

00:36:02.260 I don't know if you were

00:36:02.660 actually shaving

00:36:03.240 or you were just like

00:36:04.060 playing with yourself

00:36:04.960 with it

00:36:05.320 I was shaving I think

00:36:06.560 okay

00:36:07.260 oh David you don't

00:36:09.220 know about this story

00:36:09.940 you kind of keep going

00:36:10.900 after this

00:36:11.260 well I mean I know 1.00

00:36:12.260 he put stuff in his butt 0.99

00:36:13.220 but 0.99

00:36:13.560 a long time ago

00:36:15.720 and we know

00:36:16.400 he sent a video

00:36:17.220 to his old lady 1.00

00:36:18.080 of him shaving his butthole 0.99

00:36:19.280 because that was 1.00

00:36:19.740 what she was into

00:36:20.340 and he showed it to us

00:36:21.280 and he thought that was funny

00:36:22.160 it's like if you know

00:36:24.020 it doesn't take a genius

00:36:25.360 to know like

00:36:25.920 I'm going to get

00:36:26.540 tiny stabby hairs 1.00

00:36:27.620 on my asshole now 1.00

00:36:28.640 and you went ahead 1.00

00:36:30.260 and did that

00:36:30.780 yeah

00:36:31.000 no I do it

00:36:32.620 do it

00:36:33.460 currently

00:36:33.880 who's going to visit 0.99

00:36:35.160 your butthole 1.00

00:36:35.700 that you need to 1.00

00:36:36.280 fucking groom it 0.99

00:36:37.100 I don't want to know 1.00

00:36:38.560 I want to ward off

00:36:39.840 all the visitors

00:36:40.460 that's why I'm doing that

00:36:41.340 he does this whole thing

00:36:42.840 don't get him started

00:36:43.740 your fart's like 0.88

00:36:45.160 really squeaky

00:36:45.860 he's far too concerned

00:36:46.740 with being prey

00:36:47.500 that he's like

00:36:48.220 I need to make 1.00

00:36:48.800 my asshole prickly 1.00

00:36:50.160 I need to make 1.00

00:36:50.640 let me ask you something

00:36:51.680 cool

00:36:51.920 do you remember

00:36:52.500 the farts

00:36:53.000 when you had 0.99

00:36:53.480 a bare butthole 0.98

00:36:54.440 was it different 0.98

00:36:55.200 oh I never 1.00

00:36:55.640 shaved my asshole 1.00

00:36:56.560 oh was it your taint 1.00

00:36:58.060 yeah

00:36:59.100 oh you just shaved

00:36:59.780 like your

00:37:00.380 I was thinking

00:37:00.980 I was shaving

00:37:01.340 yeah I think

00:37:01.860 I was shaving

00:37:02.180 I thought he was

00:37:02.540 he was just fingering 1.00

00:37:03.500 his asshole 1.00

00:37:04.000 in that video 1.00

00:37:04.560 he was shaving

00:37:05.520 shaving the labot

00:37:06.840 he was like 0.99

00:37:07.740 sensually shaving

00:37:08.780 it was a video

00:37:09.440 he sent for Liz

00:37:10.800 but then he thought

00:37:11.340 it would be hilarious

00:37:11.900 to show us

00:37:12.400 sensually shaving

00:37:13.300 like a sexy shaving

00:37:14.720 this is fascinating

00:37:16.400 we forgot to mention

00:37:17.420 the old guy

00:37:18.460 that's usually here

00:37:19.360 yeah

00:37:19.900 he had no power

00:37:21.140 in his apartment

00:37:21.960 yeah

00:37:22.400 Roger Stone 0.91

00:37:23.680 took him to one of his sex parties

00:37:25.580 and he hasn't come back

00:37:26.660 since the last time

00:37:27.600 he drops about

00:37:29.500 what is it

00:37:30.000 it was 40 stories

00:37:30.940 down

00:37:31.480 and he died

00:37:32.440 he jumped

00:37:32.800 instant

00:37:33.500 instant death

00:37:34.700 it was instant

00:37:35.340 yeah

00:37:35.620 yeah he realized

00:37:36.880 it was cool though

00:37:37.440 that there had in fact

00:37:38.720 been a painting of watermelon

00:37:40.060 hanging in his kitchen

00:37:40.940 the entire time

00:37:41.800 and it was too much

00:37:42.580 to handle

00:37:42.940 so dude

00:37:43.360 his head was a watermelon

00:37:44.740 when it hit the pavement

00:37:45.520 I'm gonna buy a watermelon

00:37:48.040 painting

00:37:48.380 because I was at his

00:37:49.040 apartment today

00:37:49.780 and I'm gonna

00:37:50.280 try to hang it up

00:37:51.200 how did he not

00:37:52.080 he should take it

00:37:53.720 he's moving close 0.99

00:37:55.020 to y'all or some shit 0.99

00:37:55.840 it's a new apartment 0.98

00:37:56.460 it's a new apartment

00:37:57.160 I know

00:37:57.860 his old condo

00:38:00.220 take the paint

00:38:00.840 with the condo

00:38:01.940 I think you can't even

00:38:02.680 take it off the wall dude

00:38:03.520 I think Aaron St. Clint

00:38:04.660 is in Jerusalem

00:38:05.360 crying next to a wall

00:38:06.620 he's touching the wall

00:38:07.960 he's at the wall right now

00:38:10.260 we were supposed to

00:38:12.140 keep it private

00:38:12.780 we were gonna announce

00:38:13.480 this public later

00:38:14.400 so Tom

00:38:15.680 you don't think

00:38:16.080 you think it's structural

00:38:17.420 to the actual wall itself

00:38:18.720 I think

00:38:19.720 yeah I think you can't

00:38:20.580 even take it off the wall

00:38:21.380 if you wanted to

00:38:22.060 yeah it's a load-bearing poster

00:38:23.740 it's a load-bearing watermelon

00:38:25.900 it's a load-bearing watermelon

00:38:27.100 unbelievable

00:38:28.440 very good

00:38:29.220 you guys wanna treat these guys

00:38:30.740 to some mailbag

00:38:31.480 before we move on

00:38:32.360 why do you wanna get so far

00:38:33.680 you were like

00:38:34.140 because these people

00:38:34.860 pay for mailbags

00:38:35.880 so I wanted to

00:38:36.580 just give them

00:38:37.000 it felt like

00:38:37.440 there was a lull

00:38:38.280 and I figured

00:38:38.880 it was a good time

00:38:39.560 then we could transition

00:38:40.180 to something else

00:38:40.740 after one 0.93

00:38:41.120 anti-gay preacher 0.82

00:38:43.060 prevented from boarding

00:38:44.300 flight to JA Jamaica

00:38:46.140 pastor band

00:38:47.200 this is the dude

00:38:48.260 I think we've watched him

00:38:49.360 on here before

00:38:49.860 yeah he's pretty solid

00:38:51.580 that guy's cool

00:38:52.140 also this is not an L

00:38:53.520 at all

00:38:54.060 this is like

00:38:54.680 you know

00:38:55.960 precautionary measures

00:38:56.900 because they care about

00:38:57.640 your future

00:38:58.120 this is the same one

00:38:59.260 with that super base

00:39:00.280 super cut about like

00:39:01.460 Jews and the Holocaust

00:39:02.280 yeah

00:39:02.640 he had a whole

00:39:03.720 he had like an hour long

00:39:04.940 thing of like

00:39:05.600 breaking down

00:39:06.420 like the Holocaust 0.92

00:39:07.560 didn't happen

00:39:08.560 I think we had Lane

00:39:09.420 make some super edits

00:39:10.420 of that

00:39:10.720 yeah

00:39:11.340 oh man we gotta find that

00:39:13.080 oh he has a

00:39:13.640 I didn't realize he had a Twitter

00:39:14.620 he's live

00:39:15.080 oh he's live

00:39:15.900 oh my god

00:39:17.100 let's see what he's doing

00:39:18.600 hold on

00:39:19.940 go hold on

00:39:20.300 go back

00:39:21.140 oh he's preaching

00:39:22.820 oh my god

00:39:23.900 go back

00:39:24.660 go back

00:39:25.200 go back

00:39:26.220 look at that

00:39:26.800 I want to see what

00:39:27.780 no just

00:39:28.560 go back

00:39:29.620 is that topographical

00:39:30.460 21 minutes long

00:39:32.260 scroll down

00:39:33.660 go up to what that says

00:39:35.900 what's it say

00:39:36.780 oh the caption

00:39:37.060 debunking

00:39:37.780 okay I thought it said

00:39:38.620 debunking Ashkenazis 0.99

00:39:40.340 like

00:39:40.780 and I was like

00:39:41.460 oh okay

00:39:42.200 I was like

00:39:43.200 oh he's

00:39:43.980 okay

00:39:46.420 this isn't

00:39:47.120 no yeah

00:39:47.520 basically

00:39:48.060 I mean he probably

00:39:48.960 make me laugh

00:39:49.960 I mean he's probably

00:39:50.940 like 99%

00:39:52.480 just you know

00:39:53.780 Bible stuff 0.97

00:39:54.540 and then the 1%

00:39:55.500 is like

00:39:56.080 yeah the Holocaust 0.97

00:39:57.140 didn't happen

00:39:58.140 yeah like I'm not gonna lie

00:39:59.220 like God says

00:40:00.960 pretty clear

00:40:01.580 we can't be lying

00:40:02.260 he said

00:40:02.740 dude I feel like

00:40:03.920 the most based people

00:40:05.780 get thrown off of

00:40:06.800 like flights from Jamaica

00:40:08.260 though it's just

00:40:09.040 this guy and the BK guy

00:40:10.620 that is true

00:40:11.500 good point Toad

00:40:12.640 and not top

00:40:13.600 why did he get thrown off

00:40:14.340 the Jamaica

00:40:15.360 top isn't based

00:40:16.140 who got thrown off

00:40:17.580 this guy he can't go to Jamaica

00:40:19.340 right why is he

00:40:20.160 why can't he go to Jamaica now 1.00

00:40:21.340 kick that nigger bitch 1.00

00:40:22.340 off the plane 1.00

00:40:23.020 oh because he said

00:40:24.060 because he said that

00:40:25.540 so this is why

00:40:26.400 I'm gonna pull up

00:40:27.160 one of his tweets here

00:40:28.100 he said

00:40:28.720 I'm not gonna lie

00:40:29.340 the King James translators

00:40:30.640 missed an opportunity here

00:40:31.840 and the quote is

00:40:33.020 and when Paul had gathered

00:40:34.600 a bundle of sticks

00:40:35.600 and laid them

00:40:37.200 on the fire

00:40:37.900 there came a viper

00:40:39.540 out of the heat

00:40:40.200 and fastened on his hand

00:40:41.440 he's talking about 1.00

00:40:43.320 burning faggots 1.00

00:40:44.480 he's talking about 1.00

00:40:45.340 this nigga hates gay people 1.00

00:40:47.160 like I was looking 1.00

00:40:47.900 through his tweets

00:40:48.400 like he really

00:40:49.200 but that's funny

00:40:50.640 I mean that's not even

00:40:51.280 gay hate 0.98

00:40:51.640 so that's what got him 0.99

00:40:52.640 the Jamaicans were like 1.00

00:40:54.120 too far 0.97

00:40:54.700 bumble clock

00:40:55.580 yeah I know

00:40:56.020 I thought that they were

00:40:56.640 like homophobic

00:40:57.420 but they

00:40:57.760 are you sure

00:40:59.140 that's what got him banned

00:40:59.900 that doesn't make any sense

00:41:00.860 no I don't know

00:41:02.380 oh you were saying it

00:41:04.480 like that's what got him banned 0.99

00:41:05.520 I was like damn 0.99

00:41:06.200 that is what got him banned 0.99

00:41:07.220 what got him banned

00:41:07.880 from Jamaica

00:41:08.360 was being homophobic 0.61

00:41:09.400 really

00:41:10.360 no way

00:41:10.860 yeah 0.99

00:41:11.500 black people 1.00

00:41:12.380 don't like 0.92

00:41:13.420 we were actually

00:41:13.960 Tyler and I were talking

00:41:14.820 about this

00:41:15.180 before the show 0.99

00:41:16.000 yeah niggers 1.00

00:41:16.160 don't like faggots 1.00

00:41:17.080 well they don't 1.00

00:41:18.800 until jail's involved

00:41:20.600 and then they

00:41:21.260 and then once they're

00:41:22.020 in prison 1.00

00:41:22.400 then faggots are on the menu 1.00

00:41:23.620 when I was in jail 1.00

00:41:24.760 these black dudes 0.95

00:41:26.860 were obsessed 0.97

00:41:27.500 with reading Twilight

00:41:28.440 like the book Twilight

00:41:29.320 wow

00:41:29.980 so I would see

00:41:31.260 like this was really

00:41:31.900 crazy to me

00:41:32.420 so you'd see 1.00

00:41:33.400 like a big ass 1.00

00:41:34.040 black dude 1.00

00:41:34.520 and he'd be like 1.00

00:41:35.300 my nigga 0.87

00:41:35.700 let me tell you something 0.54

00:41:37.180 when you get to chapter 7 0.99

00:41:38.240 and you see what the fuck 0.99

00:41:38.980 Edward is doing 1.00

00:41:39.820 you are gonna shit 1.00

00:41:41.160 and he'd be like 1.00

00:41:41.820 no nigga don't even tell me 1.00

00:41:42.920 don't even tell me shit 1.00

00:41:44.100 shut up 1.00

00:41:44.540 I'm gonna go read this shit 1.00

00:41:45.260 right now 0.99

00:41:45.640 and I'm like

00:41:46.060 wait wait wait 0.91

00:41:46.620 was Edward aware nigger 1.00

00:41:48.160 I don't know 0.59

00:41:49.520 I never read the books

00:41:50.160 all I know is 1.00

00:41:51.080 they are not about gay shit 1.00

00:41:53.100 until they're in jail 1.00

00:41:54.100 and then all gay things 0.99

00:41:55.140 are on the menu 0.95

00:41:55.680 yeah

00:41:56.160 so that's the kind

00:41:57.220 of being touched

00:41:57.620 on the feminine side

00:41:58.440 that's the right character

00:42:00.800 that's a hundred

00:42:01.620 my barber

00:42:03.180 was in prison

00:42:04.080 for a long time

00:42:04.760 and we were talking

00:42:05.420 about the P Diddy thing

00:42:06.340 and he's like

00:42:06.940 yeah dude 0.74

00:42:07.460 like all the black guys 1.00

00:42:08.960 in jail 1.00

00:42:09.340 they all fuck 1.00

00:42:10.540 like they all fuck 1.00

00:42:11.620 each other 1.00

00:42:12.300 like everybody knows

00:42:13.260 I'm looking at

00:42:13.740 I'm looking at

00:42:14.320 all the quote tweets 1.00

00:42:15.060 on his shit 1.00

00:42:15.560 and it's black people 1.00

00:42:16.840 saying like 1.00

00:42:17.460 like oh you fuck goats 1.00

00:42:19.240 we banned you 1.00

00:42:20.060 because you're scaring

00:42:20.760 the hoes 1.00

00:42:21.360 so they are actually

00:42:23.360 upset about this

00:42:24.260 I don't get it

00:42:25.500 they formed a coalition

00:42:26.760 so this guy

00:42:27.320 can't go to Jamaica

00:42:28.040 are they worried

00:42:29.120 it's gonna scare

00:42:29.680 off the tourists

00:42:30.380 they're like some sort

00:42:31.020 of woke mentality

00:42:31.820 or something

00:42:32.400 I don't know

00:42:33.640 to go to Jamaica

00:42:34.500 like we know

00:42:35.920 the Americans 0.96

00:42:36.460 are all about the gays 1.00

00:42:37.920 so you can't be 0.99

00:42:38.460 doing that type thing 1.00

00:42:39.460 what the fuck 0.99

00:42:39.960 was he going for 0.99

00:42:41.320 that's what I was wondering

00:42:42.260 I was like

00:42:42.560 was he actually

00:42:42.960 going to Jamaica

00:42:43.620 or did they just

00:42:44.320 ban him

00:42:44.840 they were just like

00:42:45.420 you can't come

00:42:46.080 he was trying

00:42:46.720 to convert them

00:42:47.560 and they were like

00:42:48.020 we already banned you 0.92

00:42:48.980 he was probably

00:42:49.540 trying to convert them 1.00

00:42:50.440 from whatever voodoo shit 1.00

00:42:52.060 that they practiced 1.00

00:42:52.920 to Christianity

00:42:54.080 I don't know

00:42:55.300 yeah Santeria

00:42:56.720 he was a missionary

00:42:58.300 yeah Santeria

00:42:59.360 yeah

00:43:00.000 oh that was my bad

00:43:03.920 yeah I'm playing

00:43:04.400 he's doing

00:43:05.060 he's doing a church service

00:43:06.160 oh he's doing

00:43:06.880 right now

00:43:07.300 oh it is Wednesday

00:43:08.400 it is Wednesday

00:43:09.240 yeah that makes sense 1.00

00:43:10.220 oh shit 1.00

00:43:11.220 they got Ben Shapiro 1.00

00:43:12.260 on the fucking violin 1.00

00:43:13.120 over there 1.00

00:43:13.500 let's go 0.97

00:43:14.180 you guys are killing it 0.95

00:43:16.420 yeah that's weird 0.81

00:43:17.080 I don't know

00:43:17.540 Tuesdays

00:43:18.100 yeah that harsh

00:43:18.540 is the vibe

00:43:19.040 that's weird

00:43:19.560 watching church

00:43:20.420 yeah that was weird

00:43:21.140 do you guys have

00:43:22.420 content on this show

00:43:23.320 we're 44 minutes

00:43:24.120 into the show

00:43:24.720 I saw Ben

00:43:25.700 I'm just bragging 0.99

00:43:26.580 about your fucking 1.00

00:43:27.320 Google spreadsheet 1.00

00:43:28.300 we were supposed to

00:43:30.200 talk about the

00:43:30.800 100 gorillas

00:43:32.060 and then I felt

00:43:33.340 a natural pause

00:43:34.200 and I said

00:43:34.520 maybe we should

00:43:34.880 do mailbag

00:43:35.480 and you guys

00:43:35.900 all pound so many

00:43:36.580 for some reason

00:43:37.080 no you always do that

00:43:37.540 Jose always 0.99

00:43:38.320 Jose fucking always 0.99

00:43:39.840 get nervous 0.99

00:43:40.200 on your own show

00:43:41.040 you get nervous

00:43:41.720 he's like 1.00

00:43:42.100 oh well fucking 1.00

00:43:42.780 anyway 1.00

00:43:43.140 yo just relax 1.00

00:43:44.100 fuck these people 1.00

00:43:44.780 that are watching 1.00

00:43:45.260 we get to it

00:43:46.100 I'm very calm

00:43:46.900 right now

00:43:47.600 you guys always

00:43:49.000 forget about the people

00:43:49.880 and they get upset

00:43:50.540 and I'm a man

00:43:51.100 of the people here

00:43:51.740 I don't care

00:43:52.340 about the people

00:43:52.920 yeah I know you don't

00:43:54.100 he lies to the people

00:43:55.540 actually

00:43:55.960 Toad cares about the people

00:43:57.220 yeah there is a split

00:43:58.020 on this show

00:43:58.540 isn't there

00:43:58.920 I don't even like

00:43:59.460 Toad back to be honest

00:44:00.460 I'm just being nice

00:44:01.280 to the audience

00:44:01.980 no Toad

00:44:02.340 you don't care

00:44:02.720 about the people

00:44:03.100 you just care

00:44:03.840 about like being

00:44:04.860 yourself

00:44:05.280 like OCD

00:44:06.440 about like things

00:44:07.640 like it's not

00:44:08.540 that you care

00:44:09.040 about the people 0.99

00:44:09.520 you don't give a fuck 0.98

00:44:10.120 about the cause 0.98

00:44:10.660 and I care about the movement 0.98

00:44:11.420 I just don't give a fuck 0.99

00:44:12.080 about these people 0.99

00:44:12.480 like I 0.99

00:44:13.040 damn it 0.97

00:44:14.420 what I'm saying 1.00

00:44:15.360 that was a killer drop

00:44:16.560 that was bravo

00:44:17.960 that was very nice

00:44:18.420 I love that Dinger shirt

00:44:19.380 by the way

00:44:19.820 someone said it's like

00:44:21.000 Jose gets paid

00:44:21.840 by the mailbag people

00:44:22.860 yes we literally

00:44:23.840 get paid by the mailbag people

00:44:25.520 I don't care

00:44:26.920 but they get all

00:44:27.760 this other content

00:44:28.380 big mailbag

00:44:29.000 has got you

00:44:29.480 got you paid

00:44:30.360 you grifter Jose 0.99

00:44:32.660 you think

00:44:33.400 they're entitled

00:44:34.200 to mailbag 1.00

00:44:35.280 fucking people 1.00

00:44:37.360 just pay you 1.00

00:44:37.980 no big deal

00:44:38.500 you just do

00:44:39.700 whatever they tell you

00:44:40.520 they tell you

00:44:41.040 when they pay you

00:44:42.100 join the Patreon

00:44:45.180 and we might 1.00

00:44:46.020 read your shit 1.00

00:44:46.860 maybe 1.00

00:44:47.300 maybe

00:44:47.780 if Jose

00:44:49.080 sticks up for you

00:44:50.000 and takes your case

00:44:50.760 against four other people

00:44:51.980 maybe if I'm feeling

00:44:54.280 brave that day

00:44:55.640 alright so I'm trying

00:44:56.280 to understand this

00:44:56.960 comment

00:44:57.460 somebody said

00:44:57.940 David your white

00:44:58.720 doppel is

00:44:59.380 Clemens

00:44:59.880 Rabin

00:45:00.600 stolen dance

00:45:01.860 came on

00:45:02.680 and thought of you

00:45:03.760 heterosexuality 0.83

00:45:04.900 and guys

00:45:05.440 I barely paid

00:45:06.120 I don't know

00:45:06.480 what that means

00:45:07.300 sounds like

00:45:07.760 MKUltra trigger phrase

00:45:09.000 I love it 0.95

00:45:09.240 this nigga just said 1.00

00:45:10.360 a bunch of code words 0.99

00:45:11.280 to me

00:45:11.640 yeah

00:45:12.020 I don't know 0.99

00:45:12.620 what the fuck 1.00

00:45:13.080 are you threatening 1.00

00:45:14.280 to dox me bro 1.00

00:45:15.080 what the fuck 0.99

00:45:15.540 that is 1.00

00:45:16.460 I must kill Zelensky 1.00

00:45:18.160 this was 1.00

00:45:19.060 this is the straw

00:45:20.480 Toad you're off the show

00:45:22.060 this is the straw 1.00

00:45:22.800 fuck that guy 0.99

00:45:23.860 I was waiting for it 1.00

00:45:26.080 I was waiting for the

00:45:26.620 first person to say it

00:45:27.540 you're off the show now

00:45:28.320 are you guys gonna play

00:45:29.960 kill Toad

00:45:30.080 you're hurting the money now 0.80

00:45:30.940 at Rapopalooza

00:45:32.520 are you gonna let

00:45:33.480 rounder find out

00:45:34.240 how the audience

00:45:34.800 would kill Toad

00:45:36.240 I think we should 0.98

00:45:36.660 just actually do it 1.00

00:45:37.820 murder him 1.00

00:45:38.460 sacrifice him 1.00

00:45:39.420 do like what they did

00:45:40.160 to the actual

00:45:40.700 Bohemian Grove

00:45:41.380 and do a

00:45:41.900 mock ritual

00:45:43.400 when in fact

00:45:44.180 you're actually 0.99

00:45:44.780 really killing them 1.00

00:45:45.700 we're gonna burn him 1.00

00:45:46.420 actually killing Toad 0.99

00:45:47.380 I just think that

00:45:48.040 we have to think

00:45:48.800 of something

00:45:49.260 because it is

00:45:50.160 a virgin sacrifice

00:45:51.220 or just can we

00:45:52.200 sacrifice an effigy

00:45:53.540 of Toad

00:45:54.180 at least 0.85

00:45:54.420 kill Toad 0.99

00:45:54.860 kill Toad

00:45:55.860 kill Toad

00:45:57.120 via Stockton Slap 1.00

00:45:58.880 kill him with like 1.00

00:45:59.640 fucking volume 1.00

00:46:00.920 volume 0.99

00:46:01.380 with volume

00:46:02.540 we hit him

00:46:04.640 with energy weapons

00:46:05.560 we all aim

00:46:07.260 our Rife machines

00:46:08.080 at him

00:46:08.400 sponsored by 1.00

00:46:13.520 fucking 0.99

00:46:13.800 real Rife 0.99

00:46:14.260 technology

00:46:14.700 cross the streams

00:46:16.420 of our Rife

00:46:16.900 machines

00:46:17.180 I have one

00:46:17.740 you guys have

00:46:18.300 one

00:46:18.540 it's like

00:46:18.880 I think we

00:46:19.380 could probably 1.00

00:46:20.040 kill him 1.00

00:46:20.480 melt him 1.00

00:46:21.000 like superhero

00:46:23.860 you know 1.00

00:46:24.460 fucking 1.00

00:46:24.820 sonic shit 1.00

00:46:25.600 you know 1.00

00:46:26.400 I'm down

00:46:26.780 with that

00:46:27.020 you know

00:46:27.220 what we

00:46:27.380 should do

00:46:27.660 we have

00:46:28.080 that guy

00:46:28.660 Jacob

00:46:30.320 from the

00:46:30.800 Colt of Conspiracy

00:46:31.360 he's the guy

00:46:32.220 that wears

00:46:32.540 the armor

00:46:32.980 why did

00:46:33.820 Rife send

00:46:34.360 all of us 1.00

00:46:35.000 a fucking 1.00

00:46:35.380 Rife machine 1.00

00:46:36.000 but not

00:46:36.520 like the person

00:46:37.300 who needs it

00:46:38.100 he really needs

00:46:39.120 there's no

00:46:40.240 setting on the

00:46:40.960 Rife machine

00:46:41.440 to build you

00:46:42.360 forward

00:46:42.640 I have so many

00:46:43.520 of these

00:46:43.820 that I got 0.99

00:46:44.160 a fucking 0.99

00:46:44.520 fake one 1.00

00:46:45.040 back there

00:46:45.420 you see

00:46:45.620 that thing

00:46:45.960 he sent me

00:46:47.360 you know

00:46:47.900 what he sent

00:46:48.360 me right

00:46:48.680 he sent me

00:46:49.080 one thing

00:46:50.240 he sent me

00:46:51.240 Israel sneakers

00:46:52.580 those were

00:46:54.020 pretty sick

00:46:54.720 actually

00:46:55.200 that's awesome

00:46:56.600 that's a lot

00:46:57.380 better

00:46:57.620 do you wear

00:46:58.540 those

00:46:58.720 that's a great

00:46:58.960 question

00:46:59.340 they're too

00:47:00.820 big for my

00:47:01.500 little feet

00:47:02.220 good question

00:47:05.020 what size

00:47:05.560 were they

00:47:05.920 because I

00:47:06.240 told him

00:47:06.560 the size

00:47:07.020 I think

00:47:08.740 they're 10s

00:47:09.500 they're too

00:47:09.820 big for me

00:47:10.400 oh I can

00:47:12.120 wear them

00:47:12.420 too big

00:47:12.540 for Cole

00:47:12.920 too

00:47:13.220 I'm a 9

00:47:16.120 I think I can

00:47:17.420 fit them

00:47:17.740 I could rock

00:47:18.840 those

00:47:19.220 I don't believe

00:47:20.140 him

00:47:20.280 that seems

00:47:21.580 strange

00:47:22.000 I disproportionate

00:47:22.820 a little bit

00:47:23.600 Crimea river

00:47:24.640 about that

00:47:25.340 Crimea river

00:47:26.740 I don't care

00:47:27.660 I think

00:47:28.860 Cole's are

00:47:29.560 just disproportionately

00:47:30.820 small

00:47:31.340 we're going

00:47:32.000 to a shoe

00:47:32.800 store

00:47:33.120 whenever we

00:47:33.720 get down

00:47:35.540 to Florida

00:47:35.900 together

00:47:36.160 we're going

00:47:36.520 to a shoe

00:47:36.840 store

00:47:37.080 I don't give 0.99

00:47:38.900 a fuck 0.99

00:47:39.220 if it sounds 1.00

00:47:39.600 fun

00:47:39.880 we're doing

00:47:40.280 it

00:47:40.560 your shoes

00:47:43.480 are not

00:47:43.860 your size

00:47:44.380 either

00:47:44.660 I pay

00:47:45.120 attention

00:47:45.440 to the

00:47:45.820 shoe 1.00

00:47:46.000 shit 1.00

00:47:46.200 I look 1.00

00:47:46.520 at your

00:47:46.720 shoes

00:47:46.900 they curl

00:47:47.300 up like

00:47:47.660 the

00:47:47.820 Grinch

00:47:48.380 in the

00:47:48.560 front

00:47:48.800 not your

00:47:49.420 size

00:47:49.680 dog

00:47:49.920 I'm

00:47:50.500 telling you

00:47:50.840 we're

00:47:50.980 going to

00:47:51.120 go to

00:47:51.400 there

00:47:51.640 and

00:47:51.820 I bet

00:47:52.760 it's

00:47:52.920 going to

00:47:53.000 be

00:47:53.080 7.5

00:47:53.940 it depends

00:47:55.760 on the

00:47:56.120 shoe

00:47:56.280 though

00:47:56.480 because

00:47:56.880 I have

00:47:57.480 Nike

00:47:58.160 blazers

00:47:58.520 those run

00:48:00.300 really tight

00:48:02.440 I cannot

00:48:02.840 wear those

00:48:03.320 in a

00:48:03.500 9.5

00:48:03.940 they have

00:48:04.360 to be

00:48:04.560 a 10

00:48:04.880 someone said

00:48:06.600 Toadsy's a

00:48:07.160 wife machine 1.00

00:48:07.920 what's the

00:48:10.660 it's like

00:48:11.640 a

00:48:12.460 Brinnick

00:48:13.540 scale

00:48:15.160 or something

00:48:15.540 like that

00:48:15.800 I can't

00:48:15.980 remember

00:48:16.060 what they

00:48:16.320 actually

00:48:16.540 but it's

00:48:17.060 the one

00:48:17.360 that they

00:48:17.560 actually

00:48:17.740 measure your

00:48:18.160 foot

00:48:18.260 to see

00:48:18.500 what your

00:48:18.800 foot size

00:48:19.320 is

00:48:19.620 we'll go

00:48:20.080 to that

00:48:20.460 they're

00:48:20.660 an

00:48:20.780 every shoe

00:48:21.220 store

00:48:21.560 we'll put

00:48:22.040 our

00:48:22.160 foots

00:48:22.340 down

00:48:22.700 and we'll

00:48:23.420 see

00:48:23.700 I bet

00:48:24.480 you

00:48:24.620 my foot

00:48:25.200 is

00:48:25.400 smaller

00:48:25.980 than

00:48:26.380 whatever

00:48:27.740 shoe

00:48:28.100 size

00:48:28.360 I

00:48:28.520 wear

00:48:28.700 but

00:48:28.880 some

00:48:29.040 of

00:48:29.160 them

00:48:29.240 are

00:48:29.340 narrow

00:48:29.700 and

00:48:30.060 then

00:48:30.680 you

00:48:30.780 can't

00:48:31.200 size

00:48:31.480 them

00:48:31.600 down

00:48:31.900 because

00:48:32.220 they'll

00:48:32.540 just 0.64

00:48:32.700 choke the 1.00

00:48:33.060 shit 0.99

00:48:33.160 out of 1.00

00:48:33.320 your

00:48:33.400 foot

00:48:33.600 I bet

00:48:36.660 you

00:48:36.880 you could

00:48:37.300 just

00:48:37.580 save

00:48:37.880 the

00:48:38.120 effort

00:48:38.420 and

00:48:38.920 buy

00:48:39.800 a ruler

00:48:40.340 and

00:48:40.860 measure

00:48:41.260 your

00:48:41.520 feet

00:48:41.840 and

00:48:42.140 find

00:48:42.740 somewhere

00:48:43.020 to

00:48:43.140 convert

00:48:43.360 that

00:48:43.600 you

00:48:44.100 wear

00:48:44.300 the

00:48:44.420 wrong

00:48:44.620 size

00:48:44.900 shoe

00:48:45.120 also

00:48:45.560 I

00:48:46.200 would

00:48:46.300 just

00:48:46.460 put

00:48:46.620 on

00:48:46.760 a

00:48:46.880 shoe

00:48:47.000 we

00:48:47.960 can

00:48:48.640 just

00:48:48.900 go

00:48:49.240 to

00:48:49.400 a

00:48:49.520 shoe

00:48:49.660 store

00:48:49.880 they

00:48:50.100 have

00:48:50.640 a

00:48:50.860 specific

00:48:51.280 thing

00:48:51.420 for

00:48:52.280 this

00:48:52.660 why

00:48:53.580 do

00:48:53.720 you

00:48:53.760 need

00:48:53.900 to

00:48:53.960 do

00:48:54.060 the 1.00

00:48:54.160 stupid 1.00

00:48:54.400 machine 1.00

00:48:54.680 because

00:48:55.380 you

00:48:56.880 have

00:48:57.020 to

00:48:57.100 have

00:48:57.280 a

00:48:57.740 point

00:48:58.420 that

00:48:58.580 we

00:48:58.680 all

00:48:59.000 are

00:48:59.200 at

00:48:59.360 the

00:48:59.520 same

00:48:59.760 point

00:49:00.200 if

00:49:00.480 we

00:49:02.380 all

00:49:02.520 put

00:49:02.760 our

00:49:02.880 foot

00:49:03.240 on

00:49:03.380 a

00:49:03.520 ruler

00:49:03.780 and

00:49:03.960 we

00:49:04.060 measure

00:49:04.360 it

00:49:04.480 we

00:49:04.560 can

00:49:04.700 literally

00:49:04.920 put

00:49:05.220 you

00:49:05.340 not

00:49:05.500 like

00:49:05.700 shoe

00:49:05.940 stores

00:49:06.220 or

00:49:06.340 something

00:49:06.620 are

00:49:06.840 you

00:49:07.000 allergic

00:49:07.520 to

00:49:07.660 shoe

00:49:07.880 stores

00:49:08.000 to

00:49:08.340 the

00:49:08.480 effort

00:49:08.780 of

00:49:08.960 hour

00:49:09.780 ordeal

00:49:10.420 to

00:49:10.640 go

00:49:10.860 give

00:49:14.780 me

00:49:14.860 your

00:49:14.980 tape

00:49:15.200 measure

00:49:15.600 yes

00:49:19.620 no

00:49:19.920 we

00:49:22.000 have

00:49:22.220 a

00:49:22.400 simulation

00:49:22.700 99

00:49:24.000 other

00:49:24.700 niggas 1.00

00:49:25.020 I 0.97

00:49:25.140 will

00:49:25.280 beat

00:49:25.500 the 1.00

00:49:25.640 fuck 0.99

00:49:25.980 out 1.00

00:49:26.160 I

00:49:26.520 don't

00:49:26.640 think

00:49:26.900 you

00:49:27.020 need

00:49:27.140 that

00:49:29.180 many

00:49:29.480 listen

00:49:30.300 for

00:49:30.840 however

00:49:31.380 lazy

00:49:31.840 not

00:49:32.080 lazy

00:49:32.440 for

00:49:32.660 however

00:49:32.840 you're

00:49:35.040 done

00:49:35.220 shut

00:49:36.720 the 1.00

00:49:37.000 fuck 1.00

00:49:37.200 up 1.00

00:49:37.360 let's

00:49:37.540 talk

00:49:37.740 for

00:49:38.540 however

00:49:38.820 I

00:49:39.300 know

00:49:39.440 these

00:49:39.600 niggas 1.00

00:49:39.820 just 0.58

00:49:40.020 this

00:49:40.320 I

00:49:40.600 just

00:49:40.800 talked

00:49:41.020 with

00:49:41.160 jose

00:49:41.380 on

00:49:41.680 the

00:49:41.820 phone

00:49:42.060 and

00:49:42.180 he

00:49:42.280 just

00:49:42.460 talked

00:49:42.820 under

00:49:43.060 me

00:49:43.220 the

00:49:43.340 entire

00:49:43.600 time

00:49:43.840 I

00:49:46.340 actually

00:49:46.700 put

00:49:46.920 the

00:49:47.060 phone

00:49:47.260 on

00:49:47.340 my 0.99

00:49:47.480 butt 0.51

00:49:47.700 cheeks

00:49:47.980 while

00:49:48.560 you

00:49:48.680 were

00:49:48.800 talking

00:49:49.080 about

00:49:49.400 whatever

00:49:49.760 I'm

00:49:49.980 talking

00:49:50.100 for

00:49:50.420 as

00:49:51.780 cozy

00:49:52.260 as

00:49:52.480 Clinton

00:49:52.800 is

00:49:53.860 jose

00:49:54.380 is

00:49:54.900 even

00:49:55.220 more

00:49:55.880 cozy

00:49:56.720 to

00:49:56.940 his

00:49:57.080 own

00:49:57.240 day

00:49:57.360 he

00:49:57.680 just

00:49:57.920 said

00:49:58.180 yeah

00:49:59.140 there's

00:50:00.080 been

00:50:00.220 times

00:50:00.500 where

00:50:00.680 are

00:50:01.020 you

00:50:01.160 going

00:50:01.280 to

00:50:01.360 show

00:50:01.580 up

00:50:01.780 and

00:50:01.880 he's

00:50:02.020 like

00:50:02.140 I

00:50:02.480 just

00:50:02.700 don't

00:50:02.960 really

00:50:03.220 think

00:50:03.480 that

00:50:03.660 it's

00:50:03.920 it's

00:50:04.220 it's

00:50:05.140 it's

00:50:07.100 a

00:50:07.220 to

00:50:07.300 do

00:50:07.600 it's

00:50:07.940 a

00:50:08.040 to

00:50:08.160 do

00:50:08.460 jose

00:50:09.600 is

00:50:09.880 more

00:50:10.120 cozy

00:50:10.520 than

00:50:10.740 clint

00:50:11.100 or

00:50:11.320 he

00:50:11.460 needs

00:50:11.700 to

00:50:11.800 be

00:50:11.920 more

00:50:12.100 cozy

00:50:12.460 when

00:50:13.520 does 1.00

00:50:13.780 shit 1.00

00:50:14.180 yeah 1.00

00:50:15.240 it's

00:50:15.700 like

00:50:15.880 well

00:50:16.200 you

00:50:16.400 sound

00:50:16.960 like

00:50:17.140 a

00:50:17.260 woman 0.99

00:50:17.440 because

00:50:17.680 my

00:50:17.840 wife

00:50:18.080 would

00:50:18.180 be

00:50:18.300 like

00:50:18.520 they

00:50:18.720 have

00:50:18.900 no

00:50:19.120 concept

00:50:19.560 of

00:50:19.800 time

00:50:20.180 like

00:50:20.620 they

00:50:20.740 don't

00:50:20.880 understand

00:50:21.220 how

00:50:21.400 long

00:50:21.680 things

00:50:21.940 take

00:50:22.140 to

00:50:22.300 do

00:50:22.580 like 0.93

00:50:23.680 black

00:50:25.020 people 0.99

00:50:25.560 no

00:50:26.560 no

00:50:26.820 black 0.81

00:50:27.000 people 0.96

00:50:27.160 don't

00:50:28.320 they

00:50:28.760 don't

00:50:29.060 have

00:50:30.300 a

00:50:30.380 concept

00:50:30.600 of

00:50:30.780 time

00:50:31.060 to

00:50:31.300 show

00:50:31.560 up

00:50:31.680 on

00:50:31.780 the

00:50:31.920 right

00:50:32.200 time

00:50:32.480 just

00:50:32.660 women 1.00

00:50:32.880 just

00:50:33.080 don't

00:50:33.380 have

00:50:33.540 a

00:50:33.640 it

00:50:34.000 such

00:50:34.220 being

00:50:34.460 married

00:50:34.800 to

00:50:34.940 one

00:50:35.060 for a

00:50:35.380 woman 0.99

00:50:35.620 year

00:50:36.000 yeah

00:50:36.880 my

00:50:37.160 wife

00:50:37.440 she's

00:50:37.660 she's

00:50:39.680 like

00:50:39.780 let's

00:50:39.980 go

00:50:40.120 over

00:50:40.260 here

00:50:40.400 do

00:50:40.600 this

00:50:40.920 and

00:50:41.040 we'll

00:50:41.280 do

00:50:41.420 this

00:50:41.640 and

00:50:41.740 we'll

00:50:41.840 do

00:50:41.960 that

00:50:42.140 and

00:50:42.240 I was

00:50:42.360 like

00:50:42.500 yeah

00:50:42.760 but

00:50:43.320 the way

00:50:43.820 time

00:50:44.160 works

00:50:44.520 is

00:50:45.180 you

00:50:45.400 can't

00:50:45.740 do

00:50:45.860 all

00:50:46.100 those

00:50:46.320 things

00:50:46.580 and

00:50:46.720 she's

00:50:46.940 like

00:50:47.100 never

00:50:47.660 see

00:50:47.840 my

00:50:47.980 wife

00:50:48.160 is

00:50:48.280 the

00:50:48.380 opposite

00:50:48.680 she

00:50:49.360 thinking

00:50:49.760 she

00:50:50.020 thinks

00:50:50.320 that

00:50:50.540 things

00:50:50.840 take

00:50:51.100 way

00:50:51.540 longer

00:50:51.980 than

00:50:52.200 they

00:50:52.360 actually

00:50:52.660 will

00:50:52.900 be

00:50:53.100 like

00:50:53.340 you

00:50:54.020 need

00:50:54.140 to

00:50:54.200 start

00:50:54.320 getting

00:50:54.500 ready

00:50:54.800 I'm

00:50:55.000 like

00:50:55.180 it

00:50:55.360 takes

00:50:55.540 me

00:50:55.700 10

00:50:56.000 minutes

00:50:56.260 she

00:50:56.420 was

00:51:07.660 I'll

00:51:09.960 get

00:51:10.100 there

00:51:10.260 in

00:51:11.040 15

00:51:11.460 we

00:51:11.720 get

00:51:11.840 there

00:51:11.940 in

00:51:12.020 15

00:51:12.220 I'm

00:51:12.380 like

00:51:12.500 every

00:51:12.700 time

00:51:12.880 I

00:51:12.980 tell

00:51:13.200 you

00:51:13.400 it's

00:51:13.660 going

00:51:13.780 to

00:51:13.840 take

00:51:13.960 15

00:51:14.260 minutes

00:51:14.540 it

00:51:14.720 takes

00:51:14.900 15

00:51:15.180 minutes

00:51:15.480 and

00:51:15.640 I

00:51:15.740 look

00:51:15.900 at

00:51:16.000 you

00:51:16.080 and

00:51:16.160 I

00:51:16.240 go

00:51:16.360 I

00:51:16.540 told

00:51:16.760 you

00:51:16.900 so

00:51:17.160 and

00:51:17.840 then

00:51:18.080 she's

00:51:18.320 like

00:51:18.440 let me

00:51:19.600 does this

00:51:20.100 same

00:51:20.300 thing

00:51:20.500 happen

00:51:20.720 to

00:51:20.840 you

00:51:20.960 guys

00:51:21.220 where

00:51:21.420 the

00:51:21.900 other

00:51:22.100 day

00:51:22.480 my

00:51:22.920 wife

00:51:23.140 goes

00:51:23.540 hey

00:51:24.000 do

00:51:24.180 you

00:51:24.260 want

00:51:24.360 to

00:51:24.440 Walmart

00:51:24.900 and

00:51:25.360 I

00:51:25.480 go

00:51:25.700 we

00:51:26.960 have

00:51:27.260 been

00:51:27.680 to

00:51:28.500 Walmart

00:51:37.660 Walmart

00:51:40.460 and

00:51:42.720 then 1.00

00:51:42.960 fucking 1.00

00:51:43.520 Ross 1.00

00:51:43.940 TJ

00:51:44.240 Max

00:51:44.600 Marshall

00:51:45.080 just

00:51:45.400 go

00:51:45.580 Rome

00:51:46.060 Rome

00:51:46.820 stores

00:51:47.440 pretty much

00:51:48.140 do

00:51:48.300 the kind

00:51:48.640 of time

00:51:48.980 you have

00:51:49.280 in your

00:51:49.460 life

00:51:49.740 just

00:51:49.980 just

00:51:50.300 idle

00:51:50.560 time

00:51:50.920 let's

00:51:51.120 just

00:51:51.240 go

00:51:51.360 to

00:51:51.640 Walmart

00:51:51.940 I

00:51:52.020 do

00:51:52.180 have

00:51:52.260 quite

00:51:52.580 a bit

00:51:52.780 of

00:51:52.860 time

00:51:53.060 so

00:51:53.220 I

00:51:53.320 do

00:51:53.440 be

00:51:53.600 strolling

00:51:54.000 but

00:51:54.400 it's

00:51:54.720 kind

00:51:54.980 of

00:51:55.060 crazy

00:51:55.340 because

00:51:55.500 I'm

00:51:55.560 like

00:51:55.660 we

00:51:55.760 don't

00:51:55.900 have

00:51:56.200 this

00:51:58.460 guy

00:51:58.740 David

00:52:00.000 if

00:52:00.200 you ever

00:52:00.560 see

00:52:00.720 him

00:52:00.840 walk

00:52:01.060 he

00:52:01.180 walks

00:52:01.420 like

00:52:01.620 like

00:52:01.660 this

00:52:02.160 like

00:52:02.320 his

00:52:02.460 arms

00:52:02.780 do

00:52:03.000 this

00:52:07.660 that

00:52:11.080 is

00:52:11.200 a 1.00

00:52:11.340 fucking 1.00

00:52:11.540 litmus 1.00

00:52:11.940 test

00:52:12.240 for

00:52:12.420 I

00:52:12.540 think

00:52:12.720 if

00:52:12.860 you're

00:52:13.000 a 1.00

00:52:13.100 bitch 1.00

00:52:13.280 or 0.99

00:52:13.400 not

00:52:13.640 if

00:52:13.860 how

00:52:14.120 you

00:52:14.280 answer

00:52:14.580 that

00:52:14.800 question

00:52:15.240 if

00:52:15.760 you

00:52:16.100 and

00:52:16.260 99

00:52:16.540 other

00:52:16.800 dudes

00:52:17.020 can

00:52:17.160 beat

00:52:17.280 the 1.00

00:52:17.380 shit 1.00

00:52:17.520 out 1.00

00:52:17.660 of

00:52:17.680 a

00:52:17.800 gorilla

00:52:18.000 I

00:52:37.660 no

00:52:38.020 it

00:52:38.180 was

00:52:38.340 like

00:52:38.740 a

00:52:39.060 gorilla

00:52:39.300 did

00:52:39.560 beat

00:52:39.820 like

00:52:41.220 20

00:52:41.680 men

00:52:42.060 and 1.00

00:52:42.340 kill 1.00

00:52:42.680 like 1.00

00:52:42.880 but

00:52:44.060 it

00:52:46.400 died

00:52:46.700 right

00:52:46.980 it

00:52:47.420 died

00:52:47.740 right

00:52:47.940 no

00:52:48.220 no

00:52:49.060 they

00:52:50.820 might

00:52:51.000 have

00:52:51.960 euthanized

00:52:52.540 the

00:52:52.680 gorilla

00:52:52.900 but

00:52:53.120 the

00:52:53.620 men

00:52:53.900 have

00:52:54.060 to

00:52:54.120 have

00:52:54.260 no

00:52:54.680 the

00:52:55.320 men

00:52:55.580 cannot

00:52:55.860 have

00:52:56.120 weapons

00:52:56.660 the

00:52:58.080 men

00:52:58.380 cannot

00:52:58.720 have

00:52:58.900 weapons

00:52:59.100 I

00:52:59.880 want

00:53:02.080 to

00:53:02.200 run

00:53:02.400 my

00:53:02.580 fingers

00:53:02.900 across

00:53:03.280 the

00:53:03.480 battle

00:53:04.000 simulator

00:53:04.360 it's

00:53:05.640 not

00:53:05.780 meant

00:53:05.920 to

00:53:05.980 be

00:53:06.100 total

00:53:06.320 battle

00:53:06.860 simulator

00:53:07.260 but

00:53:07.520 it

00:53:07.800 doesn't

00:53:08.180 matter

00:53:08.460 right

00:53:08.700 because

00:53:08.940 it's

00:53:09.140 like

00:53:09.360 this

00:53:10.300 isn't

00:53:10.580 how

00:53:10.760 people

00:53:11.060 this

00:53:11.640 doesn't

00:53:11.920 make

00:53:12.140 any

00:53:12.360 sense

00:53:12.640 we

00:53:12.780 don't

00:53:12.900 go

00:53:13.040 for

00:53:13.140 it's

00:53:13.600 so 1.00

00:53:15.460 dumb 1.00

00:53:15.780 I 1.00

00:53:15.940 hate 0.99

00:53:16.180 these

00:53:16.340 the

00:53:17.040 gorilla

00:53:17.440 is

00:53:17.920 like

00:53:18.220 ripping 0.97

00:53:18.680 people's 0.96

00:53:19.140 appendages

00:53:19.720 off

00:53:20.100 and 1.00

00:53:20.260 shit 1.00

00:53:20.480 it's 1.00

00:53:20.680 like

00:53:20.800 and

00:53:20.920 the

00:53:21.040 only

00:53:21.280 way

00:53:21.460 you

00:53:25.300 can

00:53:25.460 stop

00:53:25.780 it

00:53:26.000 is

00:53:26.180 by

00:53:26.360 having

00:53:26.560 a

00:53:26.740 weapon

00:53:27.060 you gotta

00:53:27.640 tranquilize

00:53:28.480 it

00:53:28.600 you gotta 0.99

00:53:28.860 shoot 1.00

00:53:29.160 it 0.99

00:53:29.380 watch

00:53:29.920 what

00:53:30.080 happens

00:53:30.440 let's

00:53:30.660 see

00:53:30.760 what

00:53:30.900 happens

00:53:31.200 here

00:53:31.400 and

00:53:31.620 we'll

00:53:31.740 see

00:53:31.860 the 1.00

00:53:32.000 fucking 1.00

00:53:32.240 final 1.00

00:53:32.560 score

00:53:33.200 they

00:53:34.420 use

00:53:34.860 this

00:53:35.060 thing

00:53:35.260 to do

00:53:35.780 like

00:53:36.160 superman

00:53:37.080 versus

00:53:37.720 a hundred

00:53:38.440 thousand

00:53:39.080 zombies

00:53:39.660 let me

00:53:41.760 tell you

00:53:41.980 if I had

00:53:42.520 20 homies 0.96

00:53:43.320 and I

00:53:43.720 said

00:53:44.040 we're

00:53:44.760 gonna go

00:53:45.100 fight 1.00

00:53:45.340 a fucking 1.00

00:53:45.700 gorilla 1.00

00:53:46.040 and we're

00:53:46.800 all

00:53:47.180 biting

00:53:47.600 all of

00:53:48.440 us

00:53:48.600 are

00:53:48.760 biting

00:53:49.080 all right

00:53:49.560 there's

00:53:49.880 20

00:53:50.220 of us

00:53:50.520 and every

00:53:50.940 single 1.00

00:53:51.180 fucking 1.00

00:53:51.460 one of 1.00

00:53:51.720 us

00:53:51.860 is

00:53:52.020 biting

00:53:52.280 we're

00:53:52.860 taking

00:53:53.140 the

00:53:53.300 gorilla

00:53:53.500 out

00:53:53.760 what

00:53:55.220 are

00:53:55.960 the

00:53:56.880 numbers

00:53:57.160 in the

00:53:57.520 simulation

00:53:58.080 it

00:53:58.680 was

00:53:58.840 10,000

00:53:59.460 versus

00:53:59.820 100 million

00:54:01.320 10,000

00:54:05.920 of these

00:54:06.340 of these

00:54:06.700 gorillas

00:54:07.160 versus

00:54:07.800 100,000

00:54:09.160 well I was

00:54:09.680 talking about

00:54:09.900 the hypothetical

00:54:10.580 100 versus

00:54:12.420 one baby

00:54:13.100 that

00:54:13.740 simulation

00:54:15.900 was still

00:54:16.480 100

00:54:16.900 men

00:54:17.520 per

00:54:17.920 one

00:54:19.220 gorilla

00:54:19.560 the simulation

00:54:20.880 yes

00:54:21.300 from the

00:54:21.900 thing

00:54:22.100 where they

00:54:22.440 set

00:54:22.840 the

00:54:23.060 parameters

00:54:23.620 of 0.99

00:54:24.160 ridiculous 0.99

00:54:27.580 manners 0.99

00:54:28.240 into

00:54:28.500 the

00:54:28.720 group

00:54:30.640 ready

00:54:30.900 that

00:54:31.060 was

00:54:31.200 the

00:54:31.340 ultimate 1.00

00:54:31.700 nigger 1.00

00:54:32.020 fight 0.98

00:54:32.360 by the

00:54:32.640 way

00:54:32.820 quiet

00:54:33.040 let me

00:54:35.120 just say

00:54:35.480 this

00:54:35.680 really

00:54:35.880 quickly

00:54:36.200 I'm

00:54:36.420 going to

00:54:36.520 bring

00:54:36.700 you

00:54:36.840 back

00:54:37.020 to

00:54:37.180 reality

00:54:37.600 David

00:54:38.020 and

00:54:38.520 Cole

00:54:38.980 and

00:54:39.380 Jose

00:54:39.740 come

00:54:40.400 on

00:54:40.720 do

00:54:41.000 you

00:54:41.180 think

00:54:41.580 one

00:54:42.660 person

00:54:43.220 is

00:54:43.620 dealing

00:54:44.060 any

00:54:44.460 kind

00:54:44.740 biting

00:54:45.220 is

00:54:45.620 annoying

00:54:46.120 the

00:54:46.360 gorilla

00:54:46.660 they're

00:54:47.020 going

00:54:47.200 to

00:54:47.400 swat

00:54:47.860 your 0.96

00:54:48.040 head

00:54:48.340 how do

00:54:48.640 you

00:54:48.700 even

00:54:48.880 get

00:54:49.020 your

00:54:49.320 mouth 0.80

00:54:49.600 on

00:54:49.860 it

00:54:50.020 how do

00:54:51.980 you

00:54:52.080 even

00:54:52.300 get

00:54:52.880 your

00:54:53.020 mouth

00:54:53.260 through

00:54:53.560 the

00:54:53.740 hair

00:54:53.920 to

00:54:54.100 bite 0.94

00:54:54.300 it

00:54:54.460 meaningfully

00:54:54.920 doesn't

00:55:00.900 how much

00:55:01.700 weight

00:55:01.880 can

00:55:02.060 a

00:55:02.780 gorilla

00:55:03.140 head

00:55:03.580 take

00:55:04.020 actual

00:55:05.460 mass

00:55:06.040 if

00:55:06.500 we're

00:55:06.960 all

00:55:07.120 just

00:55:07.400 slamming 0.87

00:55:08.000 we're 1.00

00:55:08.240 fucking 0.99

00:55:08.600 doing 1.00

00:55:08.840 everything

00:55:09.220 we have

00:55:10.280 enough

00:55:10.520 people

00:55:10.720 holding

00:55:11.000 all

00:55:11.260 their

00:55:11.400 appendages

00:55:11.920 and the

00:55:12.280 rest

00:55:12.400 is

00:55:12.820 pounding

00:55:13.200 them

00:55:13.380 over

00:55:13.700 it

00:55:13.980 it

00:55:18.080 was

00:55:18.560 like

00:55:18.840 there's

00:55:21.440 no way

00:55:21.720 because

00:55:21.900 a

00:55:22.040 gorilla

00:55:22.260 can

00:55:22.540 lift

00:55:22.800 like

00:55:23.120 1400

00:55:23.960 pounds

00:55:24.500 and I

00:55:24.700 was

00:55:24.780 like

00:55:24.880 that's

00:55:25.120 great

00:55:25.420 that's

00:55:25.900 awesome

00:55:26.180 that's

00:55:26.480 like

00:55:26.620 seven

00:55:27.020 dudes

00:55:27.480 that's

00:55:28.080 like

00:55:28.220 seven

00:55:28.500 dudes

00:55:28.720 is

00:55:28.920 it's

00:55:29.060 seven

00:55:29.460 let's

00:55:30.000 say

00:55:30.080 that's

00:55:31.960 the gorilla

00:55:32.380 would win

00:55:36.380 that fight

00:55:36.820 999

00:55:37.880 times out

00:55:38.460 of a

00:55:38.620 thousand

00:55:38.960 guys

00:55:40.380 first off

00:55:41.280 one at

00:55:41.820 a time

00:55:42.300 I know

00:55:42.860 everyone's

00:55:43.200 excited

00:55:43.540 I had a

00:55:45.760 breakdown

00:55:46.020 of this

00:55:46.400 Cole the

00:55:47.040 reality is

00:55:47.660 like literally

00:55:48.120 only 10

00:55:48.660 of you guys

00:55:49.060 would be

00:55:49.260 able to 0.96

00:55:49.500 hit him 0.69

00:55:49.720 anyway 0.99

00:55:50.140 you ever

00:55:50.620 seen

00:55:50.820 like

00:55:51.040 we've

00:55:51.780 seen

00:55:51.960 this

00:55:52.080 example

00:55:52.340 before

00:55:52.600 black 0.97

00:55:52.840 people 1.00

00:55:53.060 jumping

00:55:53.340 people

00:55:53.660 there's

00:55:54.140 only

00:55:54.320 like

00:55:54.500 a

00:55:54.620 couple

00:55:54.820 of

00:55:54.940 them

00:55:55.040 that

00:55:55.140 could

00:55:55.260 actually

00:55:55.520 get

00:55:55.720 in

00:55:55.880 and

00:55:55.980 they'll

00:55:56.240 cycle

00:55:56.600 a

00:55:56.840 couple

00:55:57.040 of

00:55:57.140 positions

00:55:57.540 100

00:55:57.960 people

00:55:58.320 can't

00:55:58.520 be

00:55:58.640 touching

00:55:59.000 the

00:55:59.180 gorilla

00:55:59.420 at

00:55:59.580 the

00:55:59.700 same

00:55:59.860 time

00:56:00.240 you

00:56:00.380 pile

00:56:02.480 on

00:56:02.720 top

00:56:02.940 of

00:56:03.060 it

00:56:03.220 it

00:56:03.400 will

00:56:03.600 crush 1.00

00:56:04.060 it 0.82

00:56:04.160 you're

00:56:04.460 not

00:56:04.640 accounting

00:56:05.180 for

00:56:07.540 that's

00:56:08.420 20 tons 1.00

00:56:09.140 you dumb 1.00

00:56:09.580 fuck 1.00

00:56:09.940 you won't 1.00

00:56:13.720 be able

00:56:13.980 to get on

00:56:14.360 it

00:56:14.480 there's a hundred

00:56:15.080 of us 1.00

00:56:15.440 you dumb 1.00

00:56:15.840 when he rips 1.00

00:56:20.220 your face 0.99

00:56:20.720 off 0.95

00:56:21.100 and all

00:56:21.860 those other

00:56:22.280 dudes

00:56:22.700 around

00:56:23.120 you

00:56:23.340 see

00:56:23.600 that

00:56:23.880 the rest

00:56:24.860 are pushing

00:56:25.340 you on

00:56:25.640 them

00:56:25.840 anyways

00:56:26.340 you know

00:56:27.220 the pile

00:56:27.860 of human

00:56:28.340 meat

00:56:28.700 you know

00:56:29.160 betting sites

00:56:29.880 actually put

00:56:30.360 out

00:56:30.520 betting odds

00:56:31.160 on this

00:56:31.540 they can

00:56:34.000 put

00:56:34.220 the gorilla

00:56:35.640 minus

00:56:36.220 5,000

00:56:37.120 odds

00:56:37.480 it doesn't

00:56:38.360 matter

00:56:38.700 to

00:56:39.020 giant

00:56:39.540 favorite

00:56:40.160 guys

00:56:40.860 hold on

00:56:41.600 you're all 1.00

00:56:42.160 dumb 1.00

00:56:42.480 on the 1.00

00:56:44.460 gorilla

00:56:44.740 because the

00:56:45.100 public would

00:56:45.600 be all over

00:56:46.180 the people 1.00

00:56:47.340 you fucking 1.00

00:56:48.660 lose dog 1.00

00:56:49.380 the public

00:56:49.960 is retired 1.00

00:56:50.520 fuck the 1.00

00:56:50.940 gorilla 1.00

00:56:51.120 I would not

00:56:51.460 have a different

00:56:51.740 question

00:56:52.120 you know

00:56:52.520 they made

00:56:52.820 those dire

00:56:53.220 wolves

00:56:53.500 right

00:56:53.720 they're

00:56:53.860 bringing

00:56:54.000 the dire

00:56:54.280 wolf

00:56:54.440 back

00:56:54.600 you have

00:56:54.940 one

00:56:55.180 dire

00:56:55.420 wolf

00:56:55.640 it's

00:56:55.840 full

00:56:56.060 grown

00:56:56.360 right

00:56:56.620 the dire

00:56:57.660 wolf

00:56:57.900 is frozen

00:56:58.400 you can

00:56:59.280 climb on

00:56:59.960 its back

00:57:00.400 you can

00:57:00.940 take its

00:57:01.320 back

00:57:01.560 sink your 0.66

00:57:01.960 hooks in 0.87

00:57:02.400 and get

00:57:02.780 a nice 0.97

00:57:03.160 rear naked

00:57:03.600 choke on 0.97

00:57:04.100 it

00:57:04.220 and when

00:57:04.860 the timer

00:57:05.600 says go 0.88

00:57:06.400 the dire

00:57:07.140 wolf comes

00:57:07.560 back to

00:57:07.880 life and

00:57:08.240 you start

00:57:08.620 choking it

00:57:09.080 out as

00:57:09.320 hard as

00:57:09.540 you can

00:57:09.780 can you

00:57:10.280 put that

00:57:10.720 dog to

00:57:11.100 sleep

00:57:11.320 no

00:57:11.800 no

00:57:12.340 Clint might

00:57:13.060 be able

00:57:13.340 to

00:57:14.140 I think

00:57:15.080 you could

00:57:15.740 I mean

00:57:16.040 a normal

00:57:16.360 person

00:57:16.620 I still

00:57:16.740 think

00:57:16.900 the gorilla

00:57:17.840 dude

00:57:18.220 there we

00:57:18.600 go

00:57:18.740 right there

00:57:19.160 I still

00:57:19.540 think

00:57:19.700 the gorilla

00:57:20.040 they don't

00:57:27.340 have jaws

00:57:28.220 so they'll 0.90

00:57:29.260 buck you

00:57:29.680 off in 0.94

00:57:30.040 a second

00:57:30.440 you're not

00:57:31.060 going to

00:57:31.180 be able

00:57:31.360 to hold

00:57:31.620 that

00:57:31.760 that thing

00:57:32.000 is too

00:57:32.320 strong

00:57:32.700 I'm just

00:57:33.000 saying

00:57:33.180 you have

00:57:34.720 a cinched

00:57:35.300 in one

00:57:35.640 and you're

00:57:35.840 just kind

00:57:36.180 of holding

00:57:36.480 on at

00:57:36.880 that point

00:57:37.200 I think

00:57:37.460 you could

00:57:38.140 I do

00:57:39.680 want to

00:57:39.900 break down

00:57:40.380 what I

00:57:40.700 think

00:57:41.220 would

00:57:41.540 happen

00:57:41.840 in the

00:57:42.100 gorilla

00:57:42.320 fight

00:57:42.700 because

00:57:43.240 it kind

00:57:43.860 of takes

00:57:44.180 all factors

00:57:44.800 it's like

00:57:46.220 so we

00:57:46.580 have a hundred

00:57:47.180 dudes

00:57:47.580 I would

00:57:47.980 say that

00:57:48.420 the

00:57:48.660 casualty rate

00:57:49.460 is probably

00:57:49.960 somewhere

00:57:50.260 between

00:57:50.600 15 to

00:57:51.080 20 percent

00:57:51.660 dudes 1.00

00:57:51.940 get fucked 1.00

00:57:52.340 up 1.00

00:57:52.560 like

00:57:52.840 20 dudes

00:57:53.580 out

00:57:54.020 immediately

00:57:54.360 20 percent

00:57:55.960 20 percent

00:57:57.040 casualty rate

00:57:57.640 yes

00:57:57.880 that's

00:57:58.180 100 percent

00:57:58.940 casualty rate

00:57:59.880 no

00:58:00.160 you're just

00:58:00.680 out of your

00:58:01.120 mind

00:58:01.400 I really

00:58:01.820 cannot even

00:58:02.400 grasp this

00:58:03.240 I don't

00:58:03.620 think you

00:58:03.800 understand

00:58:04.120 a 20 percent

00:58:04.660 casualty rate

00:58:05.200 is huge

00:58:06.020 for one

00:58:06.980 entity

00:58:07.420 rip us

00:58:08.340 limb from

00:58:08.700 limb

00:58:08.860 20 to 100

00:58:09.820 dudes

00:58:10.280 the problem

00:58:10.700 is you cannot

00:58:11.300 get 100

00:58:11.880 men attacking

00:58:12.720 the gorilla

00:58:13.100 simultaneously

00:58:13.640 there's not

00:58:14.720 enough room

00:58:15.200 for it

00:58:15.660 there's not

00:58:16.260 enough room

00:58:16.600 for it

00:58:17.620 no coal is

00:58:18.400 correct because

00:58:19.340 it's gonna get

00:58:20.340 tired

00:58:20.820 we forgot that

00:58:21.840 gorilla's gonna gas

00:58:22.800 out

00:58:23.020 it's gonna gas

00:58:23.680 out at 0.99

00:58:24.120 fucking like 0.99

00:58:24.580 40 dudes 1.00

00:58:25.340 toad

00:58:25.780 I don't think

00:58:26.120 you ever

00:58:26.320 think

00:58:26.560 do you not

00:58:26.980 understand what

00:58:27.300 a dog pile

00:58:27.880 is

00:58:28.040 like it all

00:58:28.520 it takes

00:58:28.760 is like a

00:58:29.140 couple guys

00:58:29.560 like it gets

00:58:30.040 about 15

00:58:31.100 guys on top

00:58:31.720 now it's on

00:58:32.780 the floor

00:58:33.180 now it's on

00:58:33.580 the ground

00:58:33.940 because it's

00:58:34.360 15 guys

00:58:34.840 that's

00:58:35.380 that's

00:58:35.580 you know

00:58:35.780 you get

00:58:37.840 20 guys

00:58:38.660 he's completely

00:58:39.440 immobilized

00:58:40.320 completely immobilized

00:58:41.500 he's not moving

00:58:43.060 I don't think

00:58:43.580 you understand

00:58:43.980 this is a

00:58:44.540 chimpanzee 0.64

00:58:44.860 I'm aware

00:58:45.260 of

00:58:45.400 20 guys

00:58:46.220 5 guys

00:58:47.140 to a limb

00:58:47.620 20 guys

00:58:49.080 it's

00:58:49.860 it's

00:58:50.280 it's

00:58:50.580 2 tons

00:58:51.320 toad

00:58:51.880 the gorilla

00:58:52.340 would knock

00:58:52.940 out multiple

00:58:53.460 guys like as

00:58:54.120 soon as they

00:58:54.420 got near them

00:58:55.020 though

00:58:55.200 yes

00:58:55.520 yes I

00:58:56.080 understand that

00:58:56.560 that's why

00:58:56.960 I said

00:58:57.060 20%

00:58:57.520 I think

00:58:58.000 20 guys

00:58:58.800 and then it

00:58:59.720 starts tiring

00:59:00.200 out

00:59:00.520 you don't

00:59:00.880 understand

00:59:01.340 these things

00:59:02.320 will rip 1.00

00:59:02.900 your fucking 1.00

00:59:03.480 balls off 1.00

00:59:04.380 without hesitation

00:59:05.400 and your limbs

00:59:07.480 the dudes would

00:59:08.500 get scared

00:59:09.020 when they ripped 0.61

00:59:09.460 your face off

00:59:10.120 animals 0.94

00:59:10.780 operate off

00:59:13.140 of a dominance

00:59:14.600 hierarchy

00:59:15.140 they operate

00:59:15.820 off of body

00:59:16.420 language

00:59:16.780 if a hundred

00:59:17.560 dudes commit

00:59:18.320 to charging

00:59:18.900 this gorilla

00:59:19.340 it's going 1.00

00:59:19.880 to fucking 0.99

00:59:20.500 freak out 0.99

00:59:21.240 it's going

00:59:21.660 to flee

00:59:22.060 it'll go

00:59:24.600 into survival

00:59:25.500 mode

00:59:25.860 I will also

00:59:26.540 say

00:59:27.400 it only takes

00:59:28.700 technically

00:59:29.060 one guy

00:59:30.020 eye gouge

00:59:31.080 immediately

00:59:31.440 eye gouge

00:59:32.200 taking its eyes

00:59:33.600 out is immediate

00:59:34.640 that's a good

00:59:36.160 point

00:59:36.420 if you can

00:59:39.340 actually reach

00:59:40.000 the eyes

00:59:40.560 okay

00:59:40.900 does the gorilla

00:59:44.160 have like

00:59:44.700 unlimited stamina

00:59:45.620 to you

00:59:45.940 or something

00:59:46.260 like this

00:59:46.720 right

00:59:47.200 you can't even

00:59:48.840 choke this thing 1.00

00:59:49.780 look at its neck

00:59:50.660 it's going to get

00:59:51.520 gasped

00:59:52.120 it has internal organs

00:59:54.780 it's actually

00:59:56.240 30 dudes

00:59:56.820 to hold it down

00:59:57.620 and the rest

00:59:58.100 is sheer

00:59:59.040 mass

00:59:59.920 only its 1.00

01:00:02.800 fucking eyes 1.00

01:00:03.460 I think 1.00

01:00:04.340 you won't be able

01:00:06.720 to

01:00:06.920 yeah

01:00:07.660 if I'm

01:00:08.280 number 50

01:00:09.020 and 40 dudes 0.96

01:00:10.460 before me

01:00:10.940 have died

01:00:11.460 or whatever

01:00:11.860 and that gorilla 0.99

01:00:12.540 is tired

01:00:13.120 I'm going to

01:00:13.680 stroll up

01:00:14.340 on that gorilla

01:00:14.840 and I'm going 0.95

01:00:15.280 to stomp 1.00

01:00:15.900 its fucking 1.00

01:00:16.300 eye sockets 1.00

01:00:16.840 in dude

01:00:17.200 it's going

01:00:17.820 to be tired

01:00:18.300 it's going

01:00:18.640 to be laying

01:00:18.980 down

01:00:19.400 answer it

01:00:20.780 how long

01:00:21.120 does a gorilla

01:00:21.820 last

01:00:22.140 just forever

01:00:22.760 right

01:00:23.740 like sexually

01:00:24.660 never nuts 0.90

01:00:27.140 dude

01:00:27.460 never nuts

01:00:28.060 no man

01:00:28.660 Cole's right

01:00:29.700 it's going

01:00:30.060 to get 0.98

01:00:30.240 fucking tired 0.99

01:00:30.800 there's no way 0.99

01:00:31.640 it'll get

01:00:32.100 tired

01:00:32.540 okay yeah

01:00:33.260 then what

01:00:33.580 happens

01:00:33.940 it's still

01:00:35.500 going to win

01:00:36.000 no

01:00:36.540 no no no

01:00:37.260 no no

01:00:37.420 oh

01:00:39.380 this is what

01:00:44.780 happens

01:00:45.000 anytime you

01:00:45.420 argue with

01:00:45.780 toad

01:00:45.940 he just

01:00:46.220 starts going

01:00:46.680 like he

01:00:47.000 just starts

01:00:47.300 going

01:00:47.540 I'm right

01:00:48.580 I'm just

01:00:49.100 right

01:00:49.340 he becomes

01:00:51.460 the worst

01:00:52.120 he has

01:00:52.880 zero arguments

01:00:53.860 outside

01:00:54.140 I already

01:00:56.100 gave you

01:00:56.460 the arguments

01:00:57.060 what's the

01:00:57.580 idea

01:00:57.780 yes

01:01:00.020 gorillas

01:01:01.920 can sweat

01:01:02.540 so they

01:01:03.120 they actually

01:01:03.740 so there

01:01:04.840 are tribes

01:01:05.280 of people

01:01:05.620 that will

01:01:06.260 run down

01:01:07.140 deer

01:01:07.440 you could

01:01:07.880 run down

01:01:08.360 deer

01:01:08.600 because they

01:01:09.080 can't sweat

01:01:09.600 they can't

01:01:10.000 regulate their

01:01:10.380 body temperature

01:01:10.800 they will

01:01:11.180 overheat

01:01:11.840 and they'll

01:01:12.800 just have

01:01:13.340 to sit 1.00

01:01:13.620 the fuck 0.99

01:01:13.880 down 1.00

01:01:14.080 like they

01:01:14.360 can't go

01:01:14.680 anymore

01:01:14.900 so it'll

01:01:15.500 be running

01:01:15.900 but you

01:01:16.200 can just

01:01:16.500 keep

01:01:16.680 strolling

01:01:17.120 after it

01:01:17.540 I forget

01:01:17.740 what these

01:01:17.980 tribes

01:01:18.240 are

01:01:18.460 but if

01:01:19.380 a gorilla

01:01:19.940 can't

01:01:20.320 sweat

01:01:20.660 I think 1.00

01:01:21.300 that bitch 1.00

01:01:21.660 gets real 1.00

01:01:22.180 gassed

01:01:22.560 out

01:01:22.740 that's

01:01:23.740 what I'm

01:01:24.000 saying

01:01:24.160 like I

01:01:24.600 could see

01:01:25.740 up to

01:01:26.020 30%

01:01:26.760 it's a

01:01:27.280 what don't

01:01:28.780 you understand

01:01:29.420 about things

01:01:30.080 getting tired

01:01:31.120 here's my

01:01:32.080 here's 400

01:01:32.660 pounds

01:01:33.180 let me break

01:01:33.820 it down

01:01:34.100 it's not gonna

01:01:34.120 get tired

01:01:34.660 it's gonna

01:01:35.080 it's gonna

01:01:35.620 go in a

01:01:36.060 circle

01:01:36.400 and swing

01:01:37.240 its huge

01:01:37.800 fist 1.00

01:01:38.140 and kill 1.00

01:01:38.600 15 people 1.00

01:01:39.320 immediately

01:01:39.660 it doesn't

01:01:40.000 know how

01:01:40.260 to do that

01:01:40.680 okay

01:01:40.780 15 people

01:01:41.500 that means

01:01:41.940 we have

01:01:42.280 85 people

01:01:43.620 we still have

01:01:44.560 85 people

01:01:45.820 dude I've

01:01:46.460 heard the

01:01:46.760 stories

01:01:47.140 one gorilla

01:01:48.040 just like

01:01:48.520 destroying

01:01:49.380 several people

01:01:50.540 simultaneously

01:01:51.080 several

01:01:51.520 six

01:01:52.100 but not

01:01:52.820 a hundred

01:01:53.500 people

01:01:54.020 there's never

01:01:55.000 been

01:01:55.300 seven

01:01:58.460 of them 0.73

01:01:58.820 and whipped 0.97

01:01:59.540 off their

01:01:59.960 appendages

01:02:00.660 yeah it

01:02:01.220 killed seven

01:02:01.540 so it

01:02:01.880 killed seven

01:02:02.400 out of

01:02:02.660 20

01:02:02.960 and it

01:02:03.900 incapacitated

01:02:04.860 like all

01:02:05.360 the other

01:02:05.720 ones

01:02:06.240 of biomass

01:02:07.400 versus 400

01:02:08.640 pounds of

01:02:09.160 biomass

01:02:09.320 that is my

01:02:11.080 biggest thing

01:02:12.060 is going

01:02:12.520 it's sheer

01:02:13.700 mass

01:02:14.080 in this

01:02:14.640 actual story

01:02:15.420 the gorilla

01:02:15.900 defeated 20

01:02:17.000 men with

01:02:17.560 no sweat

01:02:18.320 and the only

01:02:18.880 way that they

01:02:19.620 could take it

01:02:20.020 down was to

01:02:20.600 tranquilize it 1.00

01:02:21.500 and shoot 1.00

01:02:21.900 it 1.00

01:02:22.120 that was the

01:02:22.840 only way

01:02:23.340 so five

01:02:24.740 times more

01:02:25.220 men and

01:02:25.520 you're like

01:02:26.640 they still

01:02:27.880 want to win

01:02:28.440 this gorilla

01:02:29.920 destroyed 20

01:02:30.920 people without 0.96

01:02:31.600 breaking swag

01:02:32.380 toad a thousand

01:02:32.660 men

01:02:32.900 toad a thousand

01:02:33.520 men

01:02:33.780 1,000 men

01:02:36.060 toad

01:02:36.440 yeah how many

01:02:38.160 men

01:02:38.360 how many men

01:02:39.980 does it take

01:02:40.580 to

01:02:40.900 there's a point

01:02:42.680 for you

01:02:42.920 and I want you

01:02:43.400 to explain

01:02:44.800 why

01:02:45.260 I don't know

01:02:45.700 because the

01:02:46.060 men would have

01:02:46.540 to be going

01:02:46.960 in

01:02:47.240 the men

01:02:50.160 are coming

01:02:50.620 in waves

01:02:51.500 no the men

01:02:52.660 are coming

01:02:53.200 all at once

01:02:53.940 the men

01:02:54.300 are coming

01:02:54.840 no they

01:02:56.140 have to

01:02:56.520 come in

01:02:56.800 waves

01:02:57.220 no they

01:02:58.100 don't have

01:02:58.460 to come

01:02:58.740 in waves

01:02:59.080 they have

01:02:59.420 to come

01:02:59.700 all together

01:03:00.660 we come

01:03:01.720 simultaneously

01:03:02.440 yes

01:03:02.800 toad

01:03:04.980 toad

01:03:05.300 give a number

01:03:05.980 what's the

01:03:06.760 number

01:03:07.040 I

01:03:08.160 I don't

01:03:10.100 know

01:03:10.320 man

01:03:10.680 he doesn't

01:03:11.380 know

01:03:11.540 how many

01:03:12.280 men

01:03:12.600 will it

01:03:12.940 take

01:03:13.200 until

01:03:13.480 he's

01:03:13.640 broken

01:03:13.800 on the

01:03:14.100 idea

01:03:14.340 that a

01:03:14.700 human

01:03:14.900 could

01:03:15.100 ever

01:03:15.280 do

01:03:15.460 anything

01:03:15.760 to

01:03:15.920 a

01:03:16.040 gorilla

01:03:16.240 yeah

01:03:16.720 he's

01:03:16.940 broken

01:03:17.280 we could

01:03:17.600 literally

01:03:17.900 infinite

01:03:18.420 humans

01:03:18.800 that swarm

01:03:19.280 it

01:03:19.440 one at a

01:03:21.780 time

01:03:22.180 this is a

01:03:23.060 Marvel movie

01:03:23.720 one at a

01:03:24.860 time

01:03:25.100 not all

01:03:25.800 the men

01:03:26.420 would be

01:03:27.300 able to

01:03:27.600 be attacking

01:03:28.240 the gorilla

01:03:28.640 at once

01:03:29.300 why not

01:03:30.720 what reasoning

01:03:31.240 do you have

01:03:31.740 here

01:03:31.940 they're not

01:03:32.900 able to

01:03:33.300 independently

01:03:33.780 think and

01:03:34.300 move

01:03:34.440 you can't

01:03:34.900 physically

01:03:35.420 have

01:03:35.860 that

01:03:36.100 many

01:03:36.280 men

01:03:36.520 taking

01:03:36.860 up

01:03:37.060 that

01:03:37.700 amount

01:03:37.900 of

01:03:38.060 space

01:03:38.580 do you

01:03:40.700 understand

01:03:40.900 a pile

01:03:41.280 toad

01:03:41.640 you

01:03:42.020 don't

01:03:42.940 understand

01:03:43.280 a pile

01:03:43.580 that makes

01:03:43.940 sense

01:03:44.360 you

01:03:44.460 ever seen

01:03:44.700 rugby

01:03:45.060 I

01:03:45.520 have

01:03:45.940 an example

01:03:48.460 of a pile

01:03:49.000 toad

01:03:49.640 you 0.99

01:03:49.960 you're a pile 1.00

01:03:50.540 of shit 1.00

01:03:51.320 you know 1.00

01:03:52.620 when they

01:03:52.860 have

01:03:53.020 you guys

01:03:53.880 you're letting 1.00

01:03:55.780 your niggers 1.00

01:03:56.320 get out of 1.00

01:03:56.860 hand

01:03:57.320 bro did you

01:03:59.420 see that video

01:04:00.200 where he's like

01:04:00.740 Kim Kardashian got

01:04:01.660 my kids 0.92

01:04:02.280 and I'm gay

01:04:03.100 Kim Kardashian

01:04:04.080 got my kids 0.92

01:04:04.680 and I'm gay

01:04:05.420 and he's like 0.88

01:04:05.960 cut the camera 1.00

01:04:06.660 that shit is 1.00

01:04:07.540 fucking like 1.00

01:04:08.340 Kanye just came 1.00

01:04:09.140 out on the

01:04:10.020 internet yesterday

01:04:10.740 and was like

01:04:11.200 I'm gay

01:04:11.800 and he just 0.82

01:04:12.340 where's the swastika 0.97

01:04:13.120 nigga 1.00

01:04:13.400 where's the swastika 0.95

01:04:15.680 nigga 1.00

01:04:15.940 hell Hitler 1.00

01:04:16.500 nigga 1.00

01:04:16.780 we talking about

01:04:17.280 Kanye makes

01:04:20.420 the best drops

01:04:21.220 yeah

01:04:21.700 don't we have

01:04:22.940 his set list

01:04:23.540 can we pull up

01:04:24.120 his set list

01:04:24.580 yeah we have

01:04:25.080 his set list

01:04:25.840 from his upcoming

01:04:27.860 album which is

01:04:28.660 called cock

01:04:29.420 that's the name 0.98

01:04:30.360 of the album

01:04:30.880 let's do

01:04:31.520 Eleni at it

01:04:32.100 toad doesn't

01:04:34.440 understand up

01:04:35.400 he doesn't

01:04:37.080 think anything

01:04:38.040 vertical

01:04:38.600 I understand

01:04:40.300 up because

01:04:41.000 my mom

01:04:41.440 picked me up

01:04:42.100 you guys

01:04:42.660 will not be

01:04:43.220 able to even

01:04:43.840 deal any

01:04:44.400 kind of damage

01:04:45.140 to a gorilla

01:04:45.760 period 1.00

01:04:46.280 a fucking 1.00

01:04:47.940 tired gorilla 1.00

01:04:48.880 that's

01:04:49.320 a gorilla

01:04:49.740 a gorilla

01:04:51.560 a gorilla

01:04:55.160 doesn't

01:04:55.680 respond to

01:04:57.640 pressure

01:04:57.960 actually

01:04:58.380 it's actually

01:04:58.960 immune to

01:04:59.560 any pressure

01:05:00.140 with a hundred

01:05:00.760 people you could

01:05:01.300 all claw it

01:05:02.100 and make it 0.99

01:05:02.560 bleed to death 0.98

01:05:03.360 like that's 0.82

01:05:03.720 the type of

01:05:04.140 biomass we're

01:05:04.740 dealing with 1.00

01:05:05.500 he will fucking 1.00

01:05:06.400 kill every single 1.00

01:05:07.440 one of you 1.00

01:05:08.020 that's not an

01:05:09.200 argument

01:05:09.580 400 pounds

01:05:11.800 versus 15,000

01:05:12.880 pounds

01:05:13.220 that is the

01:05:13.740 argument

01:05:13.980 there's a sheer

01:05:14.640 15,000 pounds

01:05:15.440 he's got thick skin

01:05:17.140 that's 150 pound

01:05:18.260 man

01:05:18.400 that's low

01:05:18.840 100

01:05:19.200 that's low

01:05:19.700 100

01:05:20.280 jose's

01:05:22.020 I don't think

01:05:23.040 you deal this

01:05:23.740 gorilla

01:05:24.120 any significant

01:05:25.360 damage at all

01:05:26.100 this is retarded 0.98

01:05:26.860 this is beyond 0.99

01:05:27.460 I agree with the top

01:05:28.260 listen to it's going

01:05:29.360 it's going to get

01:05:29.640 tired after killing

01:05:30.800 30 jose's

01:05:32.240 and then it's

01:05:33.000 going to be

01:05:33.420 he's not going to

01:05:34.100 kill you 0.70

01:05:34.480 he's going to 1.00

01:05:35.340 fucking gravely 1.00

01:05:36.500 injure you 1.00

01:05:37.140 accidentally

01:05:37.840 and then when

01:05:38.720 it's time to 1.00

01:05:39.280 kill all you 1.00

01:05:39.880 he'll just go 1.00

01:05:40.400 one by one

01:05:40.940 and smash 1.00

01:05:41.340 your head 0.99

01:05:41.600 this is like

01:05:42.200 it's not going to

01:05:42.980 be like

01:05:43.280 have you ever

01:05:44.240 seen an animal

01:05:45.280 fight

01:05:45.520 of how things

01:05:47.100 would work

01:05:47.780 they have

01:05:48.820 stamina

01:05:49.220 I just make

01:05:49.760 things up

01:05:50.260 I just make

01:05:50.780 things up

01:05:51.080 on how animals

01:05:52.040 fight

01:05:52.280 he would devour

01:05:53.640 the star

01:05:54.320 power up

01:05:54.940 from mario

01:05:55.680 also we could

01:05:58.360 trick them

01:05:58.920 we're very clever

01:05:59.820 I lied to the

01:06:00.820 people

01:06:01.080 I lied to

01:06:01.780 everybody

01:06:02.140 and it was

01:06:02.760 easy

01:06:03.260 by the way

01:06:05.380 you already

01:06:06.040 gave up that

01:06:07.120 an eye gouge

01:06:07.840 would be

01:06:08.680 immediate

01:06:09.040 it would be

01:06:09.720 devastating

01:06:10.840 and then at that

01:06:12.960 point once you're

01:06:13.740 in there

01:06:14.220 it just keeps

01:06:15.240 going buddy

01:06:15.860 if I get into 1.00

01:06:17.960 a fucking fight 1.00

01:06:18.600 with a gorilla 1.00

01:06:19.140 there's like a

01:06:23.080 one in one

01:06:23.760 thousand

01:06:24.200 chance

01:06:26.840 just start

01:06:27.580 grabbing

01:06:28.000 whatever is 1.00

01:06:28.560 up his ass 1.00

01:06:29.240 because my 1.00

01:06:30.980 lower

01:06:31.960 intestines 1.00

01:06:32.760 I'm fucking 1.00

01:06:35.000 you just 1.00

01:06:35.580 pulling out 1.00

01:06:36.080 rabbit's dick 1.00

01:06:36.840 and balls 1.00

01:06:37.360 rip those 1.00

01:06:38.260 motherfuckers 1.00

01:06:38.840 off 1.00

01:06:39.080 you might

01:06:40.200 bleed out

01:06:40.600 that way

01:06:40.980 too

01:06:41.160 that's

01:06:42.000 actually

01:06:42.220 not a bad

01:06:42.660 idea

01:06:43.360 you're gonna

01:06:43.760 touch this

01:06:45.300 thing

01:06:45.460 even if you

01:06:45.920 get towards

01:06:46.480 its eyes

01:06:46.960 you might

01:06:47.280 be able to

01:06:47.560 get your

01:06:47.800 fingers in

01:06:48.140 for a second

01:06:48.500 he's ripping 1.00

01:06:48.920 your fucking 1.00

01:06:49.320 hands off 1.00

01:06:49.780 dude

01:06:49.960 so it's

01:06:51.380 ripping my

01:06:51.760 hands off

01:06:52.180 now there

01:06:52.700 is

01:06:52.900 90 other

01:06:54.580 dudes that

01:06:55.060 are still

01:06:55.380 going after 0.99

01:06:55.860 its genitals 0.99

01:06:56.420 they all 0.99

01:06:57.000 have hands

01:06:57.740 he takes

01:06:58.520 your hands

01:06:59.120 and he handles

01:06:59.660 the other

01:07:00.120 things and

01:07:00.840 restrained

01:07:01.340 things and

01:07:01.900 he's super

01:07:03.220 duper duper

01:07:03.760 duper duper

01:07:04.320 duper strong

01:07:04.960 but he's not

01:07:05.500 literally the Hulk

01:07:06.400 hold on

01:07:07.740 I'm one

01:07:08.280 I changed my

01:07:09.200 mind

01:07:09.360 I think you

01:07:09.880 could

01:07:10.180 you would be 1.00

01:07:11.020 able to kill 0.99

01:07:11.520 this gorilla 0.99

01:07:12.000 and this is

01:07:12.460 this is the

01:07:12.880 way to do

01:07:13.300 it

01:07:13.480 he's gonna 1.00

01:07:14.340 kill 1.00

01:07:14.700 fucking 1.00

01:07:15.340 most of 1.00

01:07:16.120 you

01:07:16.300 but

01:07:16.840 I would

01:07:18.080 say 30%

01:07:19.080 max

01:07:19.280 as a matter

01:07:22.760 of fact

01:07:23.140 probably five

01:07:25.400 of us

01:07:25.660 could take

01:07:26.020 him

01:07:26.220 just us

01:07:27.260 five

01:07:27.480 and here's

01:07:27.800 how you

01:07:28.040 do it

01:07:28.280 that's 0.99

01:07:29.040 ridiculous 1.00

01:07:29.640 you better 1.00

01:07:30.500 have you seen

01:07:31.760 this

01:07:32.000 have you seen

01:07:32.500 this up here

01:07:33.220 no no no

01:07:33.960 toad goes in 1.00

01:07:35.280 we fucking 0.99

01:07:35.820 push toad at 1.00

01:07:36.640 him

01:07:36.860 he disembowels 0.50

01:07:38.280 toad and rips

01:07:39.160 him limb from

01:07:39.760 limb

01:07:40.000 we take

01:07:40.820 toad's

01:07:41.540 shard bones

01:07:42.440 and then we 0.99

01:07:43.620 fucking 1.00

01:07:44.100 wrap him 1.00

01:07:49.420 around his 0.98

01:07:49.820 neck

01:07:50.160 welcome

01:07:50.660 to evolution 1.00

01:07:51.280 bitch 1.00

01:07:51.700 a weapon 1.00

01:07:52.160 as like

01:07:52.840 a body

01:07:53.760 yeah

01:07:54.080 we're using

01:07:54.620 it

01:07:54.800 my bones

01:07:56.620 are terrible

01:07:57.140 they're brittle

01:07:57.740 man

01:07:57.960 they break

01:07:58.420 in like

01:07:58.700 escalators

01:07:59.400 we want

01:08:01.540 it to break

01:08:02.080 we want

01:08:02.560 shivs 0.94

01:08:03.180 you know

01:08:03.520 top is

01:08:03.980 thinking about

01:08:04.460 this like

01:08:04.780 an MMA

01:08:05.240 match

01:08:05.640 I'm telling

01:08:06.060 you like

01:08:06.380 I'm jamming

01:08:06.940 my hand 1.00

01:08:07.500 up its ass 1.00

01:08:08.060 and I'm 1.00

01:08:08.360 biting its 0.59

01:08:08.900 back

01:08:09.180 what he does

01:08:13.120 is clinch

01:08:13.640 and turn

01:08:14.100 real fast 1.00

01:08:14.600 your shit 1.00

01:08:15.120 snapped up 1.00

01:08:15.680 now he has

01:08:17.180 an arm in 1.00

01:08:17.600 his ass 1.00

01:08:18.000 you ever 1.00

01:08:19.080 try to fight

01:08:19.480 with an arm 1.00

01:08:19.880 in your ass 1.00

01:08:20.380 doesn't work 1.00

01:08:21.360 very well

01:08:21.860 good luck

01:08:23.500 turning around

01:08:24.020 when I'm

01:08:24.320 biting your 0.98

01:08:24.760 back 0.99

01:08:25.000 and fisting 1.00

01:08:25.520 your ass 1.00

01:08:26.040 if you fight 1.00

01:08:26.780 him though

01:08:27.120 like this

01:08:27.580 he doesn't

01:08:28.820 even have

01:08:29.200 to be tired

01:08:29.740 he could

01:08:30.600 just like 1.00

01:08:30.880 fucking 0.99

01:08:31.140 like this 0.99

01:08:31.880 real quick

01:08:32.200 turn and

01:08:32.760 break your 0.99

01:08:33.240 arm

01:08:33.440 and now

01:08:34.040 you got

01:08:34.300 a broken

01:08:34.580 arm

01:08:34.780 you're not

01:08:35.080 doing

01:08:35.260 anything

01:08:35.560 the rest

01:08:35.860 of this

01:08:36.080 fight

01:08:36.480 he's

01:08:39.000 extremely

01:08:39.720 strong

01:08:40.520 thing

01:08:41.300 but you're

01:08:41.600 just dealing

01:08:41.900 with such

01:08:42.260 a level

01:08:42.800 of human

01:08:43.380 beings

01:08:43.720 that could 0.68

01:08:43.960 restrain

01:08:44.260 him to

01:08:44.440 such a 0.99

01:08:44.700 ridiculous 0.98

01:08:45.140 degree 0.99

01:08:45.680 or even

01:08:47.240 just trick

01:08:47.880 him into

01:08:48.300 he can only

01:08:49.460 I understand

01:08:50.260 he can do

01:08:50.980 some area

01:08:51.580 of effect

01:08:51.980 he can do

01:08:53.560 some side

01:08:54.300 of area

01:08:54.760 effect

01:08:55.080 but it is

01:08:55.920 still an

01:08:56.540 animal

01:08:56.840 where it's

01:08:57.260 going to

01:08:57.660 go after

01:08:58.740 the biggest

01:08:59.140 threat

01:08:59.560 it can only

01:09:02.400 focus on

01:09:02.940 so many

01:09:03.340 things at

01:09:03.680 one time

01:09:04.040 it's got

01:09:04.900 survival

01:09:05.320 instincts

01:09:05.740 I think

01:09:07.200 there is

01:09:07.880 a point

01:09:08.300 of that

01:09:08.540 it's

01:09:09.460 going

01:09:09.940 berserk

01:09:10.260 mode

01:09:10.520 and all

01:09:11.000 the dudes

01:09:11.440 the premise

01:09:13.980 of this

01:09:14.340 is that

01:09:14.620 it is

01:09:14.960 going to

01:09:15.360 fight

01:09:15.660 if you

01:09:16.920 have

01:09:17.060 100

01:09:17.360 dudes

01:09:17.700 with the

01:09:17.980 mindset

01:09:18.260 we're

01:09:18.540 going to

01:09:18.860 swarm

01:09:19.240 and be

01:09:19.540 of one

01:09:19.880 mind 1.00

01:09:20.240 and kill 1.00

01:09:20.620 this 1.00

01:09:20.840 thing

01:09:21.060 so then

01:09:21.780 he's

01:09:21.940 got the

01:09:22.160 same

01:09:22.360 mindset

01:09:22.640 that he's

01:09:22.940 going to 1.00

01:09:23.120 fucking 1.00

01:09:23.400 kill 1.00

01:09:23.700 all you 1.00

01:09:24.080 guys

01:09:24.420 it's

01:09:27.480 not like

01:09:27.740 it's

01:09:28.140 heart

01:09:28.380 just

01:09:28.660 becomes

01:09:29.140 impossible

01:09:29.940 to

01:09:30.360 stop

01:09:30.980 you'll

01:09:37.060 need

01:09:37.180 100

01:09:37.500 dudes

01:09:37.940 who

01:09:38.100 are

01:09:38.220 prepared

01:09:38.540 to 1.00

01:09:38.800 rape 1.00

01:09:39.280 a 0.99

01:09:39.640 gorilla

01:09:39.860 the

01:09:42.000 mindset

01:09:42.380 for me

01:09:43.860 the hypothetical

01:09:44.440 is

01:09:44.960 it

01:09:45.600 wants to 0.99

01:09:47.260 kill 1.00

01:09:47.640 your 1.00

01:09:48.160 wife

01:09:48.420 and

01:09:48.540 children

01:09:48.840 so

01:09:49.080 all

01:09:49.280 the

01:09:49.440 dudes

01:09:49.660 have

01:09:49.800 wife

01:09:49.960 and

01:09:50.080 children

01:09:50.320 behind

01:09:50.720 them

01:09:51.580 and

01:09:51.760 it's

01:09:51.900 you

01:09:52.300 have

01:09:52.380 to

01:09:52.440 protect

01:09:52.640 your

01:09:52.760 wife

01:09:52.940 and

01:09:53.060 children

01:09:53.260 from

01:09:53.480 the

01:09:53.620 gorilla

01:09:53.840 the

01:09:54.340 gorilla

01:09:54.580 is

01:09:54.720 trying

01:09:54.860 to

01:10:00.980 maybe

01:10:01.400 how

01:10:02.820 humans

01:10:03.220 could

01:10:03.400 lose

01:10:03.640 this

01:10:03.840 is

01:10:04.100 the

01:10:04.280 fear

01:10:04.460 factor

01:10:04.860 other

01:10:05.120 than

01:10:05.280 that

01:10:05.480 I

01:10:05.840 was

01:10:06.200 still

01:10:06.400 I

01:10:06.600 did

01:10:06.760 let's

01:10:09.580 say

01:10:09.700 30%

01:10:10.360 casualty

01:10:10.780 rate

01:10:10.960 so

01:10:11.100 now

01:10:11.220 we're

01:10:11.300 down

01:10:11.420 to

01:10:11.520 70

01:10:11.840 30

01:10:13.320 is

01:10:13.560 crazy

01:10:14.220 30

01:10:14.800 is

01:10:15.000 crazy 0.99

01:10:15.460 you 0.97

01:10:15.860 know

01:10:16.000 what

01:10:16.140 30

01:10:16.900 men

01:10:17.320 killing

01:10:17.800 30

01:10:18.100 men

01:10:18.300 is

01:10:18.460 not

01:10:18.800 a

01:10:18.920 tragic

01:10:19.320 task

01:10:19.800 that's

01:10:20.140 a lot

01:10:20.480 of

01:10:20.600 men

01:10:20.860 I

01:10:23.140 think

01:10:23.460 a

01:10:24.220 30%

01:10:24.820 loss

01:10:25.080 in

01:10:25.180 the

01:10:25.280 military

01:10:25.680 I

01:10:26.760 think

01:10:28.120 that's

01:10:28.360 like

01:10:28.480 mass

01:10:28.880 casualties

01:10:29.440 for

01:10:29.640 you're

01:10:31.160 not

01:10:31.340 understanding

01:10:31.840 the

01:10:32.040 pure

01:10:32.360 level

01:10:32.660 of

01:10:32.840 strength

01:10:33.120 you're

01:10:33.280 dealing

01:10:33.440 with

01:10:33.600 I

01:10:34.160 don't

01:10:34.400 think

01:10:34.520 you're

01:10:34.720 a

01:10:34.860 pure

01:10:35.320 level

01:10:35.580 of

01:10:35.720 strength

01:10:35.980 of

01:10:36.140 100

01:10:36.440 dudes

01:10:37.080 are we

01:10:37.580 doing

01:10:40.620 a

01:10:40.900 paywalled

01:10:41.640 segment

01:10:41.980 this episode

01:10:42.480 what are we doing

01:10:42.980 what if the gorilla

01:10:43.240 knows

01:10:43.540 more

01:10:43.760 let's check

01:10:47.180 it out

01:10:47.500 fine

01:10:49.240 concerns are

01:10:50.560 growing in

01:10:51.060 Columbia

01:10:51.420 County

01:10:51.820 where a

01:10:52.300 white

01:10:52.540 supremacist 0.85

01:10:53.160 group

01:10:53.400 with ties

01:10:53.760 to

01:10:53.940 Charlottesville

01:10:54.640 is

01:10:54.880 planning

01:10:55.180 a

01:10:55.380 meeting

01:10:55.600 this

01:10:55.900 weekend

01:10:56.400 the

01:10:56.940 tower

01:10:57.400 gang

01:10:57.800 holding a

01:10:58.320 get

01:10:58.440 together

01:10:58.740 a wedding

01:10:59.120 venue

01:10:59.460 just outside

01:11:00.200 Lake City

01:11:00.800 at least

01:11:01.500 two of the

01:11:01.980 members

01:11:02.260 were arrested

01:11:02.880 two years

01:11:03.440 ago

01:11:03.620 in the

01:11:03.860 Charlottesville

01:11:04.360 protests

01:11:04.980 where a

01:11:05.400 woman was 0.99

01:11:05.800 killed

01:11:06.040 and several

01:11:06.500 others

01:11:06.880 were injured

01:11:07.400 news for

01:11:08.220 Jack's

01:11:08.500 I-team

01:11:08.760 investigator

01:11:09.200 Vic

01:11:09.480 Michelucci

01:11:09.900 is uncovering

01:11:10.480 details about

01:11:11.000 the plans

01:11:11.600 and went to

01:11:12.480 deputies for

01:11:13.120 answers about

01:11:13.560 how they'll

01:11:13.980 keep the

01:11:14.380 community safe

01:11:15.080 this

01:11:18.080 this is

01:11:18.740 this is

01:11:18.760 the venue

01:11:19.160 where that

01:11:19.580 meeting is

01:11:20.020 supposed to

01:11:20.500 take place

01:11:21.060 this weekend

01:11:21.720 it's just

01:11:22.220 sad

01:11:22.640 sad

01:11:23.300 sad

01:11:23.640 what they're

01:11:24.700 trying to

01:11:25.140 do now

01:11:25.520 is

01:11:26.080 Hitlerize 0.99

01:11:26.800 Trump

01:11:27.160 Columbia

01:11:27.820 County

01:11:28.200 residents

01:11:28.620 we spoke

01:11:29.320 to are

01:11:29.840 not pleased

01:11:30.820 about what's

01:11:31.420 coming this

01:11:31.940 weekend

01:11:32.320 there's no

01:11:33.020 room for that

01:11:33.660 no place in my

01:11:34.560 heart for it

01:11:35.200 definitely

01:11:35.520 subscribe to

01:11:36.200 Tower Gang

01:11:36.700 all across

01:11:37.900 all platforms

01:11:38.640 do it now

01:11:39.180 white supremacist 0.99

01:11:40.580 neo-confederate 0.95

01:11:41.760 group is

01:11:42.640 planning on

01:11:43.180 meeting here

01:11:43.880 just outside

01:11:44.720 of Lake City

01:11:45.440 according to

01:11:46.420 reports

01:11:46.900 members have

01:11:47.600 been tied

01:11:48.080 to racism

01:11:48.900 and bigotry

01:11:49.980 there's 0.97

01:11:50.420 blacks aren't 1.00

01:11:50.960 people but 0.99

01:11:51.640 it's more 0.85

01:11:52.320 Jewish trickery 1.00

01:11:53.120 people think 0.95

01:11:53.960 can someone

01:11:54.560 inform me

01:11:54.880 what the

01:11:55.100 Jews have 0.99

01:11:55.360 done in

01:11:55.600 the last

01:11:55.900 week

01:11:56.140 yeah I'm

01:11:58.140 a white

01:11:58.420 supremacist 0.96

01:11:59.100 no need

01:11:59.760 for it

01:12:00.120 but there's

01:12:00.520 no stopping

01:12:01.100 it

01:12:01.400 you look

01:12:02.060 like a

01:12:02.280 powerlifting

01:12:02.840 Jeffrey Dahmer

01:12:03.600 believer

01:12:03.980 yeah

01:12:04.760 that's

01:12:05.560 actually kind

01:12:06.620 of like

01:12:06.860 that

01:12:07.080 that's

01:12:07.300 pretty

01:12:07.520 sick

01:12:07.940 that is

01:12:10.400 quite the

01:12:10.980 conundrum

01:12:11.360 of a human

01:12:11.780 being

01:12:12.120 if that's

01:12:12.720 what you

01:12:12.960 were going

01:12:13.300 for you 1.00

01:12:13.760 fucking 0.99

01:12:14.100 nailed it 0.99

01:12:14.480 anyways

01:12:15.080 can we

01:12:15.620 can we

01:12:15.940 talk about 0.98

01:12:16.500 sucking 1.00

01:12:17.040 her cousin's 1.00

01:12:17.560 dicks 1.00

01:12:18.160 crazy 0.91

01:12:29.240 this goes hard

01:12:34.980 you would like

01:12:38.060 this

01:12:38.340 got a nice

01:12:39.140 ring to 1.00

01:12:39.760 give a jerk 1.00

01:12:43.900 off with 1.00

01:12:44.140 somebody

01:12:44.400 back-to-back

01:12:45.020 Cole

01:12:45.300 take 10

01:12:47.960 steps 0.98

01:12:48.400 and shoot

01:12:49.060 ropes 1.00

01:12:49.400 baby

01:12:49.840 if that

01:12:52.820 doesn't make

01:12:53.240 any

01:12:53.560 would you

01:13:04.580 rather 1.00

01:13:05.000 suck 1.00

01:13:05.760 your 1.00

01:13:05.920 cousin's 1.00

01:13:06.320 dick 1.00

01:13:06.500 for 1.00

01:13:06.840 suck 1.00

01:13:07.000 my 1.00

01:13:07.120 cousin's 1.00

01:13:07.440 dick 1.00

01:13:08.000 I'm 1.00

01:13:16.060 gonna suck 1.00

01:13:16.400 my 1.00

01:13:16.580 cousin's 1.00

01:13:17.060 dick 1.00

01:13:17.340 this 0.58

01:13:17.980 this

01:13:18.020 is

01:13:18.140 way

01:13:18.380 too

01:13:18.680 much

01:13:19.120 I

01:13:19.320 need

01:13:19.540 a

01:13:19.760 moment

01:13:20.260 no one

01:13:21.060 man

01:13:21.460 should

01:13:21.620 have

01:13:22.060 all

01:13:22.460 that

01:13:22.740 power

01:13:23.480 the clock's

01:13:24.440 ticking

01:13:24.720 I just

01:13:25.320 count the

01:13:25.980 hours

01:13:26.640 stop

01:13:27.400 tripping

01:13:27.860 I'm

01:13:28.100 tripping

01:13:28.520 off

01:13:28.840 the

01:13:29.060 power

01:13:29.700 till

01:13:30.600 end

01:13:30.960 that

01:13:31.520 the

01:13:31.780 world's

01:13:32.240 hours

01:13:32.920 oh

01:13:36.700 no

01:13:41.700 oh

01:13:44.700 no

01:13:45.420 they're hype

01:13:47.380 like

01:13:47.760 I've seen

01:13:48.320 some like 0.99

01:13:48.780 fucking 1.00

01:13:49.120 ISIS 1.00

01:13:49.760 recruitment

01:13:50.120 videos

01:13:50.400 they're like

01:13:50.720 I think

01:13:51.120 I might

01:13:51.300 want to

01:13:51.480 join

01:13:51.620 ISIS

01:13:52.060 I want

01:14:09.740 you guys

01:14:10.180 to see

01:14:10.520 the

01:14:10.780 corpse

01:14:11.340 that got 1.00

01:14:11.620 fucked 1.00

01:14:11.900 I'm 1.00

01:14:15.240 gonna

01:14:15.400 light

01:14:15.780 this 1.00

01:14:16.120 fucking 1.00

01:14:16.660 faggot 1.00

01:14:17.260 up 1.00

01:14:17.780 they always

01:14:23.860 say

01:14:24.080 that

01:14:24.240 you

01:14:24.500 can't

01:14:24.820 deport

01:14:25.260 the

01:14:25.920 whole

01:14:26.460 family

01:14:26.880 and

01:14:27.280 you

01:14:27.640 can't

01:14:27.900 separate

01:14:28.520 the

01:14:28.740 parents

01:14:29.060 from

01:14:29.240 the

01:14:29.360 family

01:14:29.580 why

01:14:30.080 don't

01:14:30.200 we

01:14:30.300 just

01:14:30.440 deport

01:14:30.780 the 0.59

01:14:30.940 family

01:14:31.240 and

01:14:31.420 auction

01:14:32.080 the

01:14:32.260 kids

01:14:32.460 off

01:14:32.660 to

01:14:32.840 the

01:14:33.080 gays

01:14:33.380 but

01:14:45.380 is

01:14:45.560 it

01:14:45.720 true

01:14:45.940 that

01:14:46.180 you

01:14:46.340 said

01:14:46.560 that

01:14:46.700 Hitler 0.78

01:14:46.980 didn't

01:14:47.380 kill

01:14:47.620 enough 1.00

01:14:47.900 Jews 0.93

01:14:48.200 during

01:14:48.440 the

01:14:48.620 war

01:14:49.100 holy 1.00

01:14:58.200 shit 1.00

01:14:59.040 dude 1.00

01:14:59.660 that

01:15:00.560 was

01:15:00.740 intense

01:15:01.320 what

01:15:02.000 did

01:15:02.220 you

01:15:02.400 just

01:15:02.640 watch

01:15:03.300 we

01:15:03.700 saw

01:15:04.040 some 1.00

01:15:05.040 shit 0.99

01:15:05.380 there 0.98

01:15:05.680 that

01:15:05.880 was

01:15:06.040 crazy

01:15:06.960 the 0.50

01:15:07.760 only

01:15:07.940 thing

01:15:08.140 I

01:15:08.240 was

01:15:08.340 if

01:15:08.700 we

01:15:09.680 can

01:15:09.820 find

01:15:10.100 the

01:15:10.260 clip

01:15:10.500 of

01:15:10.660 it

01:15:10.800 it's

01:15:11.040 funny

01:15:11.220 to

01:15:11.360 watch

01:15:11.600 top

01:15:12.020 because

01:15:12.400 when

01:15:12.800 top

01:15:13.080 laughs

01:15:13.360 he

01:15:13.480 does

01:15:13.620 the

01:15:13.760 same

01:15:13.960 thing

01:15:14.220 he

01:15:14.440 leans

01:15:14.660 forward

01:15:14.880 this

01:15:15.080 way

01:15:15.320 and

01:15:16.160 then

01:15:16.300 he'll

01:15:16.460 come

01:15:16.700 back

01:15:17.080 and

01:15:17.280 he'll

01:15:17.420 go

01:15:17.540 this

01:15:17.720 way

01:15:17.860 it was

01:15:18.140 so funny

01:15:18.640 because

01:15:18.820 he

01:15:18.920 did

01:15:19.080 the

01:15:19.220 literally

01:15:19.960 watching

01:15:20.440 when I

01:15:20.780 said

01:15:20.940 the

01:15:21.080 shoot

01:15:21.280 ropes

01:15:21.700 he did

01:15:22.600 the

01:15:22.780 same

01:15:23.080 like

01:15:23.340 it

01:15:23.480 literally

01:15:23.640 copied

01:15:24.020 himself

01:15:24.320 if you

01:15:24.600 go back

01:15:24.860 and watch

01:15:25.260 it

01:15:25.380 it's

01:15:25.560 really

01:15:25.800 funny

01:15:26.200 he

01:15:26.640 literally

01:15:26.880 does

01:15:27.120 the

01:15:27.260 same

01:15:27.480 thing

01:15:27.800 like

01:15:28.020 from

01:15:28.720 you

01:15:29.160 can

01:15:29.260 you

01:15:30.040 and

01:15:30.280 him

01:15:30.580 but

01:15:32.060 it

01:15:32.300 was

01:15:34.120 awesome

01:15:34.700 that's 0.99

01:15:35.040 fucking 1.00

01:15:35.400 killer 1.00

01:15:35.760 dude 0.99

01:15:36.200 Kanye

01:15:36.560 music

01:15:36.960 and

01:15:37.180 tower

01:15:37.440 gang

01:15:37.680 is

01:15:37.920 really

01:15:38.560 a

01:15:38.820 special

01:15:39.160 blend

01:15:39.560 I

01:15:40.000 had

01:15:41.280 told

01:15:41.460 Laney

01:15:41.840 I

01:15:41.940 didn't

01:15:43.060 think

01:15:43.200 he

01:15:43.280 was

01:15:43.380 going

01:15:43.500 to

01:15:43.560 do

01:15:43.740 this

01:15:44.180 but

01:15:44.500 I

01:15:44.640 was

01:15:44.760 like

01:15:44.920 you

01:15:45.360 should

01:15:45.600 do 1.00

01:15:45.980 fucking 1.00

01:15:46.800 Kanye 1.00

01:15:47.800 West

01:15:48.220 edits

01:15:48.680 like

01:15:48.980 use

01:15:49.300 his

01:15:49.480 songs

01:15:49.780 and

01:15:49.980 do

01:15:50.140 his

01:15:50.360 edits

01:15:50.580 because

01:15:50.820 what

01:15:51.320 Kanye

01:15:51.560 West

01:15:51.760 is

01:15:51.900 releasing

01:15:52.300 as

01:15:52.600 his

01:15:52.740 music

01:15:53.020 videos

01:15:53.380 right

01:15:53.560 now

01:15:53.820 are

01:15:54.120 Laney

01:15:54.460 edits

01:15:54.760 wait

01:15:58.580 till

01:15:58.700 we

01:15:58.760 get

01:15:58.840 the

01:15:58.960 Hitler 1.00

01:15:59.300 fucking 0.97

01:15:59.800 edit 1.00

01:16:00.360 dude

01:16:00.740 dude

01:16:01.840 yo

01:16:02.260 if

01:16:02.660 we

01:16:03.140 could

01:16:03.320 spread

01:16:03.680 that

01:16:03.980 and

01:16:04.300 get

01:16:04.700 that

01:16:04.860 in

01:16:04.980 front

01:16:05.140 of

01:16:05.280 Kanye

01:16:05.640 to

01:16:06.200 see

01:16:06.400 that

01:16:06.540 he

01:16:06.860 would

01:16:07.060 love

01:16:07.320 it

01:16:07.500 100%

01:16:08.340 he would

01:16:08.580 be like

01:16:08.880 yeah

01:16:09.160 honestly

01:16:15.380 that does

01:16:16.020 need to be

01:16:16.340 posted

01:16:16.660 and

01:16:16.960 everybody

01:16:17.220 needs

01:16:17.480 to

01:16:17.600 tag

01:16:17.800 Kanye

01:16:18.020 we

01:16:18.140 need

01:16:18.240 to

01:16:18.260 get

01:16:18.360 Shane

01:16:18.640 Cashman

01:16:19.080 to

01:16:19.200 put

01:16:19.360 it

01:16:19.460 in

01:16:19.560 front

01:16:19.760 of

01:16:19.940 Kanye

01:16:20.680 face

01:16:21.200 like

01:16:21.480 ASAP

01:16:22.080 or

01:16:23.060 yay

01:16:23.300 my

01:16:23.520 bad

01:16:23.820 maybe

01:16:24.100 we

01:16:24.300 can

01:16:24.440 get

01:16:24.640 Owen

01:16:25.220 has

01:16:25.960 his

01:16:26.120 phone

01:16:26.280 number

01:16:26.460 to

01:16:26.600 be like

01:16:26.800 yo

01:16:26.940 Owen

01:16:27.180 can

01:16:27.340 you

01:16:27.460 text

01:16:27.680 this

01:16:27.840 to

01:16:27.960 Kanye

01:16:28.280 that's

01:16:29.040 not a

01:16:29.620 bad

01:16:29.800 idea

01:16:30.140 he

01:16:30.320 probably

01:16:30.600 would

01:16:30.760 do

01:16:30.920 that

01:16:31.120 honestly

01:16:32.020 he

01:16:32.340 would 1.00

01:16:32.580 fucking 1.00

01:16:32.920 love 0.99

01:16:33.200 it

01:16:33.620 that

01:16:33.820 could

01:16:33.980 oh

01:16:34.280 man

01:16:34.500 that's

01:16:35.360 actually

01:16:35.580 yeah

01:16:35.740 seen

01:16:36.100 anything

01:16:36.360 as

01:16:36.640 as

01:16:36.980 that

01:16:37.200 that

01:16:37.400 seems

01:16:37.620 plausible

01:16:38.300 I think

01:16:38.780 you

01:16:38.900 let's

01:16:42.140 check

01:16:42.380 it

01:16:42.500 out

01:16:42.640 I

01:16:44.260 think

01:16:45.300 you

01:16:45.420 would

01:16:45.540 enjoy

01:16:45.860 it

01:16:46.000 quite

01:16:46.140 a bit

01:16:46.540 I

01:16:48.260 mean

01:16:48.440 it

01:16:48.540 would

01:16:48.640 be

01:16:48.760 appropriate

01:16:49.080 for him

01:16:49.300 to send

01:16:53.820 slow

01:17:04.460 pours

01:17:05.120 but it

01:17:05.740 will be

01:17:06.200 available

01:17:06.920 to the

01:17:07.220 public

01:17:07.720 Friday

01:17:09.480 they're

01:17:10.160 dropping

01:17:10.460 Friday

01:17:10.940 baby

01:17:11.340 so everybody

01:17:11.820 can actually

01:17:12.240 get 0.99

01:17:12.500 fucking 1.00

01:17:12.820 general 1.00

01:17:13.200 admission

01:17:13.560 tickets

01:17:13.980 but if

01:17:14.820 you

01:17:14.940 want

01:17:15.220 them

01:17:15.360 you're

01:17:15.700 going

01:17:15.760 to

01:17:15.900 go

01:17:16.000 to

01:17:16.100 patreon 1.00

01:17:16.440 bitch 1.00

01:17:16.760 because 1.00

01:17:16.920 those 1.00

01:17:17.100 bitches 1.00

01:17:17.320 are 1.00

01:17:17.600 moving

01:17:18.100 oh

01:17:19.280 yeah

01:17:19.480 they're

01:17:19.840 it's

01:17:20.240 crazy

01:17:20.800 they're 0.97

01:17:21.040 actually

01:17:21.320 pretty

01:17:22.320 much

01:17:22.560 gone

01:17:22.840 I've

01:17:23.020 been

01:17:23.140 kind

01:17:23.380 of

01:17:23.540 well

01:17:23.860 the

01:17:24.040 the

01:17:24.220 vip

01:17:24.480 tickets

01:17:24.780 are

01:17:24.940 gone

01:17:25.240 other

01:17:25.880 tickets

01:17:26.220 are

01:17:26.380 moving

01:17:26.620 fast

01:17:27.100 we

01:17:27.360 actually

01:17:27.620 they're

01:17:27.920 they're

01:17:28.260 discounted

01:17:28.740 right

01:17:28.980 yeah

01:17:30.420 oh

01:17:30.760 for the

01:17:31.540 patreon

01:17:31.860 members

01:17:32.180 for the

01:17:32.440 patreon

01:17:32.840 yeah

01:17:33.180 yeah

01:17:34.000 um

01:17:34.460 but it's

01:17:35.880 it's 1.00

01:17:36.180 fucking 1.00

01:17:36.360 crazy 1.00

01:17:36.660 like

01:17:36.880 I was

01:17:37.420 talking

01:17:37.700 with

01:17:37.980 somebody

01:17:38.420 and

01:17:38.640 saying

01:17:38.860 this

01:17:39.280 guy

01:17:39.440 was

01:17:39.580 saying

01:17:39.740 he

01:17:39.860 could

01:17:39.980 have

01:17:40.140 an

01:17:40.240 even

01:17:40.360 bigger

01:17:40.680 guest

01:17:41.260 come

01:17:41.560 do

01:17:42.120 you

01:17:42.220 want

01:17:42.380 to

01:17:42.480 put

01:17:42.600 him

01:17:42.700 on

01:17:42.800 the

01:17:42.900 flyer

01:17:43.240 and

01:17:43.320 I

01:17:43.420 was

01:17:43.540 like

01:17:43.720 I

01:17:44.000 don't

01:17:44.100 even

01:17:44.340 like

01:17:44.640 why

01:17:45.000 like

01:17:53.540 whatever

01:17:53.760 get

01:17:53.980 the

01:17:54.100 ticket

01:17:54.280 it's

01:17:54.420 going

01:17:54.500 to

01:17:54.540 be

01:17:54.700 at

01:17:54.900 Leesburg

01:17:55.680 Florida

01:17:56.140 Clint

01:17:56.480 just

01:17:56.660 moved

01:17:56.900 out

01:17:57.120 there

01:17:57.440 David's

01:17:58.500 moving

01:17:58.700 out

01:17:58.900 this

01:17:59.120 way

01:17:59.300 it's

01:17:59.480 going

01:17:59.580 to

01:17:59.640 be

01:17:59.900 a

01:18:00.260 very

01:18:00.860 interesting

01:18:01.360 spot

01:18:01.760 to be

01:18:02.060 at

01:18:02.200 I

01:18:02.320 think

01:18:02.500 by

01:18:02.780 this

01:18:03.620 time

01:18:04.020 in

01:18:04.480 six

01:18:04.740 months

01:18:05.160 we're

01:18:07.180 taking

01:18:07.400 over

01:18:07.600 this

01:18:07.780 little

01:18:07.940 section

01:18:08.300 of

01:18:08.420 Florida

01:18:08.640 do I

01:18:08.900 have

01:18:09.000 to

01:18:09.100 move

01:18:09.320 down

01:18:09.540 there

01:18:09.680 yeah

01:18:10.280 dude

01:18:10.740 you

01:18:10.900 do

01:18:11.080 you

01:18:11.220 gotta

01:18:11.360 stop

01:18:11.680 doing

01:18:11.880 a

01:18:12.020 job

01:18:12.220 you

01:18:12.320 don't

01:18:12.460 like

01:18:12.660 come

01:18:12.920 down

01:18:13.120 here 0.96

01:18:13.300 and hang

01:18:13.580 out

01:18:13.820 get

01:18:14.420 tan

01:18:14.720 get

01:18:14.960 on

01:18:15.480 steroids

01:18:16.060 I

01:18:16.560 want

01:18:16.800 to

01:18:16.880 do

01:18:17.020 that

01:18:17.220 yeah

01:18:18.340 dude

01:18:18.820 it

01:18:19.180 just

01:18:19.300 seems

01:18:19.460 like

01:18:19.640 I

01:18:19.760 want

01:18:19.880 to

01:18:19.940 be

01:18:20.020 able

01:18:20.140 to

01:18:20.260 make

01:18:20.420 money

01:18:20.840 doing

01:18:21.340 it

01:18:21.640 bad

01:18:22.060 advice

01:18:22.420 for

01:18:22.580 like

01:18:22.740 that

01:18:22.840 we

01:18:22.960 give

01:18:23.200 our

01:18:23.780 friends

01:18:24.100 right

01:18:24.340 that's

01:18:24.660 just

01:18:24.780 what

01:18:24.900 it

01:18:25.020 feels

01:18:25.220 like

01:18:25.380 right

01:18:25.540 now

01:18:25.680 but

01:18:25.800 I

01:18:25.940 don't

01:18:26.060 think

01:18:26.200 it

01:18:26.300 does

01:18:26.540 I

01:18:26.560 know

01:18:26.920 he's

01:18:27.360 got

01:18:27.480 enough

01:18:27.720 equity

01:18:28.040 I

01:18:28.300 think

01:18:28.460 he

01:18:28.560 could

01:18:28.700 make

01:18:28.880 enough

01:18:29.080 off

01:18:29.340 the

01:18:29.480 sale

01:18:29.640 of

01:18:29.760 his

01:18:29.840 house

01:18:30.120 and

01:18:30.300 he

01:18:30.420 could

01:18:30.540 live 0.99

01:18:43.580 jerk 1.00

01:18:44.020 off 0.98

01:18:44.160 with

01:18:44.280 somebody

01:18:44.540 back

01:18:44.800 to

01:18:44.900 back

01:18:45.080 watch

01:18:45.460 we'll

01:18:45.620 just

01:18:45.720 watch

01:18:45.960 top

01:18:46.220 take

01:18:47.760 10

01:18:48.100 steps

01:18:48.500 and 0.99

01:18:48.920 shoot

01:18:49.200 ropes 0.99

01:18:49.540 baby

01:18:50.000 I

01:18:54.160 don't

01:18:54.280 know

01:18:54.480 what

01:18:54.620 maybe

01:18:55.640 top

01:18:56.480 was

01:18:56.700 the

01:18:56.840 MK

01:18:57.120 ultra

01:18:57.440 bot

01:18:57.800 that

01:18:58.080 was

01:18:58.220 weird

01:18:58.580 that

01:18:58.760 was

01:18:58.880 scary

01:18:59.100 dude

01:18:59.320 it

01:18:59.440 was

01:18:59.660 like

01:18:59.920 it

01:19:00.200 was

01:19:01.880 the

01:19:02.040 same

01:19:02.360 thing

01:19:02.580 it

01:19:03.400 was

01:19:04.140 the

01:19:04.280 same

01:19:04.480 joke

01:19:04.780 and

01:19:04.940 I

01:19:05.060 laughed

01:19:05.300 the

01:19:05.460 same

01:19:05.660 way

01:19:05.860 I

01:19:05.980 found

01:19:06.360 it

01:19:06.500 just

01:19:06.900 as

01:19:07.040 funny

01:19:07.280 twice

01:19:07.540 good

01:19:07.700 for

01:19:07.840 you

01:19:08.020 Cole

01:19:08.180 you

01:19:08.340 Cole

01:19:08.860 with

01:19:09.000 the

01:19:09.120 banger

01:19:09.460 good

01:19:13.580 I

01:19:13.940 looked

01:19:14.140 at

01:19:14.300 you

01:19:14.500 and

01:19:14.680 I

01:19:14.780 was

01:19:14.860 like

01:19:14.980 wait

01:19:15.200 a

01:19:15.400 second

01:19:15.740 did

01:19:15.940 this 0.99

01:19:16.160 nigga 1.00

01:19:16.420 really

01:19:16.760 do

01:19:17.540 the

01:19:17.720 same 1.00

01:19:18.020 shit 1.00

01:19:18.360 at 0.99

01:19:18.840 the

01:19:19.520 exact

01:19:19.780 same

01:19:20.060 moment

01:19:20.320 I

01:19:20.440 bet

01:19:20.560 I

01:19:20.680 could

01:19:20.780 go

01:19:20.900 through

01:19:21.060 all

01:19:21.260 of

01:19:21.360 them

01:19:21.420 and

01:19:21.500 do

01:19:21.580 that

01:19:21.820 with

01:19:22.160 you

01:19:22.300 I

01:19:22.540 know

01:19:23.000 I

01:19:43.580 more

01:19:44.180 arguing

01:19:44.540 about

01:19:44.960 gorillas

01:19:45.360 and

01:19:45.540 people

01:19:45.900 and

01:19:47.020 we

01:19:47.180 have

01:19:47.320 all

01:19:47.720 the

01:19:47.840 content

01:19:48.200 that

01:19:48.440 you

01:19:48.540 didn't

01:19:48.780 do

01:19:49.100 mailbag

01:19:49.680 these

01:19:52.100 people

01:19:52.420 pay

01:19:52.640 us

01:19:52.900 to

01:19:53.320 read

01:19:53.800 their

01:19:53.960 questions

01:19:54.320 back

01:19:54.620 to

01:19:54.740 them

01:19:54.900 to

01:19:55.100 only

01:19:55.360 them

01:19:56.200 join

01:19:56.480 the

01:19:56.640 Patreon

01:19:57.020 guys

01:19:57.980 you can

01:19:59.120 join at

01:19:59.400 the free

01:19:59.660 level

01:19:59.860 for

01:20:00.080 seven

01:20:00.420 days

01:20:00.800 and

01:20:01.400 see

01:20:01.560 if

01:20:01.660 you

01:20:01.740 like

01:20:01.940 it

01:20:02.040 if

01:20:02.160 you

01:20:02.260 don't

01:20:02.620 cancel

01:20:02.940 it

01:20:03.100 if

01:20:03.220 you

01:20:03.320 like

01:20:03.520 it

01:20:03.660 cancel

01:20:05.040 it

01:20:05.240 anyway

01:20:05.480 create

01:20:05.800 another

01:20:06.100 email

01:20:06.400 and

01:20:06.540 join

01:20:06.700 again

01:20:07.000 also

01:20:07.340 you

01:20:07.580 get

01:20:07.980 the

01:20:08.580 early

01:20:08.940 tickets

01:20:09.760 for

01:20:12.660 seven

01:20:12.880 days

01:20:13.240 and

01:20:13.440 the

01:20:14.100 tickets

01:20:15.580 drop

01:20:15.880 to

01:20:16.000 the

01:20:16.100 public

01:20:16.400 on

01:20:16.640 Friday

01:20:17.080 they

01:20:17.920 have

01:20:18.040 one

01:20:18.320 day

01:20:18.520 they

01:20:18.680 got

01:20:18.840 tomorrow

01:20:19.280 and

01:20:19.640 tonight

01:20:20.060 this

01:20:21.420 is

01:20:23.620 going to

01:20:23.800 move

01:20:23.940 so

01:20:24.120 fast

01:20:24.380 you

01:20:24.520 guys

01:20:25.020 got

01:20:25.180 to

01:20:25.240 be

01:20:25.340 in

01:20:25.440 Patreon

01:20:25.740 if

01:20:26.240 not

01:20:26.400 you're 1.00

01:20:26.560 fucking 1.00

01:20:26.760 retarded 1.00

01:20:27.100 you're

01:20:27.280 going to

01:20:27.380 miss

01:20:27.540 it

01:20:27.640 you're 1.00

01:20:27.940 fucked 1.00

01:20:28.280 peace 0.99

01:20:29.800 out

01:20:30.020 they're

01:20:30.420 all

01:20:30.520 gone

01:20:30.820 it's

01:20:31.200 just

01:20:31.380 us

01:20:31.620 now

01:20:31.820 babies

01:20:32.240 one

01:20:35.060 thing

01:20:36.100 I

01:20:36.200 want to

01:20:36.400 discuss

01:20:36.640 was

01:20:37.180 we

01:20:38.360 figure

01:20:38.680 out

01:20:39.320 what

01:20:39.500 day

01:20:39.960 and

01:20:40.600 then

01:20:40.760 also

01:20:41.180 how

01:20:42.800 we're

01:20:43.240 going

01:20:43.340 to

01:20:43.420 judge

01:20:43.660 the

01:20:43.920 body

01:20:44.140 building

01:20:44.280 competition

01:20:44.600 I

01:20:45.020 think

01:20:45.780 Friday

01:20:46.240 would

01:20:46.440 be

01:20:46.560 better

01:20:46.860 on

01:20:48.060 Friday

01:20:48.340 because

01:20:48.960 both

01:20:49.620 me

01:20:49.760 and

01:20:49.880 Raven

01:20:50.040 are

01:20:50.180 going

01:20:50.360 to

01:20:50.540 be

01:20:50.680 I

01:20:52.940 know

01:20:53.380 I'm

01:20:53.660 scared

01:20:53.920 about it

01:20:54.280 I've been

01:20:54.420 thinking

01:20:54.580 about it

01:20:54.860 I'm

01:20:54.880 like

01:20:54.980 we're

01:20:55.880 going

01:20:56.020 to

01:20:56.240 be

01:20:56.500 like

01:20:57.040 I

01:20:57.220 would

01:20:57.380 rather

01:20:57.600 do

01:20:57.820 it

01:20:57.960 on

01:20:58.300 Friday

01:20:58.880 that

01:20:59.560 way

01:20:59.740 we

01:20:59.880 can

01:21:00.040 get

01:21:00.220 our

01:21:00.420 I'm

01:21:00.780 doing

01:21:00.980 it

01:21:01.120 Friday

01:21:01.420 I don't

01:21:02.200 think

01:21:02.320 we're

01:21:02.440 doing

01:21:02.560 it

01:21:08.360 Saturday

01:21:09.720 we're

01:21:10.000 going

01:21:10.080 to

01:21:10.160 eat

01:21:10.400 we're

01:21:10.560 going

01:21:10.660 to

01:21:10.740 drink

01:21:11.060 I

01:21:11.500 want

01:21:12.220 to

01:21:12.300 be

01:21:12.460 drinking

01:21:12.820 eating

01:21:13.120 on

01:21:13.680 Friday

01:21:16.260 you know

01:21:17.880 what that

01:21:18.120 sounds like

01:21:18.480 Cole

01:21:18.720 your

01:21:19.400 problem

01:21:20.160 I don't

01:21:21.380 know

01:21:21.500 why

01:21:21.660 this

01:21:21.840 is

01:21:21.960 I don't

01:21:22.180 have

01:21:22.400 some

01:21:22.640 self

01:21:23.040 restraint

01:21:23.480 I don't

01:21:23.800 know

01:21:23.940 smoke

01:21:27.320 weed

01:21:27.600 instead

01:21:27.980 you know

01:21:28.300 I don't

01:21:28.520 know

01:21:29.260 I would

01:21:29.520 be

01:21:29.740 more

01:21:30.360 fun

01:21:30.840 like

01:21:31.380 I mean

01:21:31.740 I'm

01:21:32.160 saying

01:21:32.340 we're

01:21:32.700 doing

01:21:32.880 this

01:21:33.040 thing

01:21:33.300 I

01:21:33.480 don't

01:21:35.440 drink

01:21:35.700 that

01:21:35.920 much

01:21:36.200 so I

01:21:36.400 imagine

01:21:36.660 that

01:21:36.940 first

01:21:37.220 night

01:21:37.400 I

01:21:37.520 might

01:21:37.720 have

01:21:37.960 like

01:21:38.260 a glass

01:21:39.040 or two

01:21:39.340 of whiskey

01:21:39.780 and that

01:21:40.720 probably

01:21:40.980 wouldn't

01:21:41.180 be

01:21:41.300 until the

01:21:41.560 end

01:21:41.740 of the

01:21:41.960 night

01:21:42.140 and so

01:21:42.800 I

01:21:43.000 think

01:21:43.440 people

01:21:44.700 say

01:21:44.900 it'll 1.00

01:21:45.120 fuck 1.00

01:21:45.460 you 1.00

01:21:45.640 up

01:21:45.820 yeah

01:21:46.200 it's

01:21:47.160 going to 1.00

01:21:47.320 fuck me 1.00

01:21:47.640 up 1.00

01:21:47.780 too

01:21:49.100 if I'm

01:21:50.060 on a

01:21:50.280 water

01:21:50.480 fast

01:21:50.840 and then

01:21:51.100 I drink

01:21:51.540 a beer

01:21:52.120 on 1.00

01:21:52.760 fucking 1.00

01:21:53.040 Friday 0.99

01:21:53.440 it's

01:21:54.520 much more

01:21:54.900 dignified

01:21:55.560 to do

01:21:55.980 cocaine

01:21:56.460 I agree

01:21:59.000 maybe cocaine

01:22:00.440 would be the

01:22:00.820 one to do

01:22:01.280 cocaine

01:22:01.680 is actually

01:22:02.340 the move

01:22:02.900 until I'm

01:22:03.760 on stage

01:22:04.160 and I'm

01:22:04.380 like

01:22:04.480 so it

01:22:04.840 would be

01:22:05.240 Saturday

01:22:05.700 so you

01:22:06.180 want to

01:22:06.380 do

01:22:06.460 Saturday

01:22:06.780 win

01:22:08.560 so

01:22:10.100 I mean

01:22:11.180 our competition

01:22:11.780 I would say

01:22:12.480 would probably

01:22:12.720 be the last

01:22:13.300 thing

01:22:13.760 this is how

01:22:16.000 I'm going to

01:22:16.260 win right here

01:22:16.740 you guys

01:22:17.140 are going to

01:22:17.300 have no

01:22:17.680 discipline

01:22:18.180 and going to

01:22:18.780 eat like 1.00

01:22:20.220 shit 1.00

01:22:20.460 drink like 1.00

01:22:20.900 shit 1.00

01:22:21.120 and then 1.00

01:22:21.440 I'll be

01:22:22.120 rough

01:22:23.000 two days

01:22:24.120 of like

01:22:24.500 not

01:22:24.860 oh god

01:22:25.700 I was

01:22:27.300 hoping to

01:22:27.640 be

01:22:27.820 like

01:22:28.300 Saturday

01:22:29.100 not

01:22:29.460 like

01:22:29.660 the

01:22:29.820 last

01:22:30.260 thing

01:22:30.440 we

01:22:30.580 do

01:22:30.840 yeah

01:22:31.980 I think

01:22:32.640 that's

01:22:32.820 even better

01:22:33.220 it requires

01:22:34.400 you to

01:22:34.700 show

01:22:34.880 restraint

01:22:35.340 so there's

01:22:36.160 an extra

01:22:36.440 ability

01:22:36.760 I'm also

01:22:37.040 just going

01:22:37.360 to be

01:22:37.540 for any

01:22:37.940 podcast

01:22:38.300 I'm doing

01:22:38.640 I'm going

01:22:38.940 to be 0.94

01:22:39.080 dead 0.99

01:22:39.400 like

01:22:40.020 I'm just

01:22:40.340 it's just

01:22:40.700 not going

01:22:41.060 to be

01:22:41.280 like

01:22:41.520 I'm going

01:22:41.900 to be 1.00

01:22:42.080 fucking 1.00

01:22:42.320 dead 1.00

01:22:42.640 you're 0.60

01:22:42.660 going to

01:22:42.960 drink

01:22:43.140 water

01:22:43.420 how insane 1.00

01:22:43.920 are you

01:22:44.100 going with

01:22:44.460 this

01:22:44.620 obviously

01:22:45.400 if you

01:22:46.520 cut

01:22:46.740 water

01:22:47.020 then you

01:22:47.360 get

01:22:47.500 what's

01:22:47.760 more

01:22:48.000 delusional

01:22:49.020 this

01:22:49.620 dude

01:22:50.960 here

01:22:51.180 thinks

01:22:51.420 he's

01:22:51.560 going

01:22:51.680 to

01:22:51.760 beat

01:22:51.940 you 0.97

01:22:52.120 guys

01:22:52.400 in

01:22:52.820 a

01:22:52.940 body

01:22:53.140 building

01:22:53.380 contest

01:22:53.760 and you

01:22:54.640 think

01:22:54.780 you can 1.00

01:22:55.160 kill 1.00

01:22:55.460 a 1.00

01:22:55.720 gorilla

01:22:56.020 what are you

01:22:58.180 talking about 0.99

01:22:59.080 gorilla tits 0.99

01:23:01.980 okay 0.99

01:23:02.200 yeah 1.00

01:23:02.500 I'd fuck that 1.00

01:23:03.060 girl up 1.00

01:23:03.460 with me

01:23:03.720 and 99

01:23:04.100 other dudes

01:23:04.580 built like

01:23:04.920 what the 0.99

01:23:05.380 fuck 1.00

01:23:05.600 are you 1.00

01:23:05.820 talking

01:23:06.140 about

01:23:06.500 which

01:23:07.320 by the

01:23:07.580 way

01:23:07.700 there's

01:23:07.940 some

01:23:08.140 dude

01:23:08.280 who keeps

01:23:08.600 honing

01:23:09.360 on

01:23:09.480 oh he

01:23:09.740 has a

01:23:10.020 single

01:23:10.320 arm

01:23:10.520 500

01:23:10.880 pound

01:23:11.180 preacher

01:23:11.480 curl

01:23:11.800 if you

01:23:12.360 have

01:23:12.520 10

01:23:12.820 dudes

01:23:13.200 on

01:23:13.360 one

01:23:13.600 arm

01:23:14.040 that's

01:23:14.580 if

01:23:14.660 they

01:23:14.780 can

01:23:14.940 bench

01:23:15.200 press

01:23:15.480 200

01:23:15.840 pounds

01:23:16.140 or

01:23:16.340 whatever

01:23:16.620 with

01:23:17.000 200

01:23:17.540 pounds

01:23:17.980 that's

01:23:18.360 like

01:23:18.480 2000

01:23:19.020 so it's

01:23:19.460 like

01:23:19.520 cool

01:23:19.740 you can

01:23:20.460 preach

01:23:20.860 a girl

01:23:21.100 500

01:23:21.420 pounds

01:23:21.880 but you

01:23:22.360 ain't

01:23:22.520 moving

01:23:22.820 that 1.00

01:23:23.000 fucking 1.00

01:23:23.240 arm 1.00

01:23:23.600 he 1.00

01:23:24.900 kills 1.00

01:23:25.280 you 0.99

01:23:25.500 with

01:23:25.740 the

01:23:25.900 slightest

01:23:26.280 of his

01:23:26.900 movements

01:23:27.380 you can't

01:23:27.800 even

01:23:27.940 be

01:23:28.060 next

01:23:28.320 to him

01:23:28.600 he

01:23:28.660 flicks

01:23:28.980 it's

01:23:29.100 not even

01:23:29.400 true

01:23:29.860 they're

01:23:33.340 not 0.99

01:23:33.700 fucking 1.00

01:23:34.300 superman 1.00

01:23:35.340 we're

01:23:35.940 just like

01:23:36.360 a slap

01:23:37.000 and you're 1.00

01:23:37.240 dead 0.99

01:23:37.600 I have

01:23:38.520 a big

01:23:38.800 business

01:23:39.120 question

01:23:39.480 top

01:23:39.780 let's

01:23:41.420 say we

01:23:41.700 had another

01:23:44.040 they want

01:23:45.800 to know

01:23:45.980 if they

01:23:46.140 can have

01:23:46.420 tickets

01:23:46.800 to come

01:23:47.600 if they

01:23:47.900 sponsor

01:23:48.260 I'm like

01:23:48.900 that seems

01:23:49.220 reasonable

01:23:49.940 who is it

01:23:51.060 I don't want

01:23:51.700 to say

01:23:51.940 stuff

01:23:52.380 big business

01:23:53.160 we have to

01:23:53.580 leave some

01:23:54.100 you know

01:23:54.800 secrets

01:23:55.840 probably two

01:23:58.600 people

01:23:58.820 yeah

01:23:59.060 yeah

01:24:00.200 I want

01:24:01.480 more wild

01:24:02.280 content in the

01:24:03.160 paywalled

01:24:03.580 section man

01:24:04.380 that's what

01:24:05.520 I want

01:24:05.940 what does that

01:24:06.800 even mean

01:24:07.260 that was weird

01:24:07.960 he's such a 1.00

01:24:09.140 fucking weird 1.00

01:24:09.700 that was creepy 0.99

01:24:10.240 they just get

01:24:11.560 the content

01:24:12.020 together

01:24:12.460 what are you

01:24:12.920 doing

01:24:13.180 asking to

01:24:13.640 see some

01:24:13.960 kids

01:24:14.220 or something

01:24:14.640 where are

01:24:15.940 the kids

01:24:16.240 coming

01:24:16.460 I need

01:24:18.500 these maps

01:24:19.460 I want

01:24:20.400 some maps

01:24:21.060 I want to

01:24:22.760 rub some

01:24:23.220 maps

01:24:23.680 this is where

01:24:24.540 we let loose

01:24:25.240 topographical

01:24:28.640 let's get

01:24:29.080 crazy

01:24:29.500 it's not

01:24:30.000 that where

01:24:30.220 we let loose

01:24:30.520 it's just

01:24:31.000 extra content

01:24:32.040 for them

01:24:32.480 it's not

01:24:32.920 like a

01:24:33.360 map quest

01:24:34.700 I love

01:24:35.040 that site

01:24:35.540 well it's

01:24:36.420 extra content

01:24:37.100 but you guys

01:24:37.580 didn't go

01:24:37.920 through any

01:24:38.380 of the

01:24:38.680 content

01:24:39.040 that was

01:24:39.420 on that

01:24:39.780 google document

01:24:40.200 that's what

01:24:41.920 the audience

01:24:45.080 needs to

01:24:46.060 know

01:24:46.200 it was

01:24:46.600 a docket

01:24:47.620 of like 1.00

01:24:48.300 fucking 1.00

01:24:48.900 30 0.99

01:24:49.320 this is

01:24:50.080 right here

01:24:51.080 and not a

01:24:51.900 single 0.99

01:24:52.140 fucking one 1.00

01:24:52.760 was touched 1.00

01:24:53.320 no we did

01:24:56.900 the gorilla

01:24:57.620 the gorilla

01:24:58.140 fight was in

01:24:58.780 there

01:24:58.980 you guys

01:24:59.320 want to do

01:24:59.720 like a 0.99

01:25:00.060 fucking 1.00

01:25:00.340 you want 1.00

01:25:00.740 to do

01:25:00.920 a fire

01:25:01.260 round

01:25:01.540 real quick

01:25:01.960 like we

01:25:02.600 have to

01:25:02.880 run through

01:25:03.200 these

01:25:03.380 open up

01:25:04.080 like five

01:25:04.640 of them

01:25:04.940 and then

01:25:05.180 just go

01:25:05.460 through

01:25:05.660 it

01:25:05.820 I think

01:25:06.920 we have

01:25:07.240 two minutes 0.99

01:25:07.660 nigger heavy 1.00

01:25:08.160 episode 0.98

01:25:08.700 let's do 0.97

01:25:09.100 gays 0.85

01:25:09.460 hold on

01:25:09.940 hold on

01:25:10.260 that's true

01:25:10.960 yeah

01:25:11.140 we can

01:25:11.360 we'll let

01:25:12.400 Tyler decide

01:25:13.000 Tyler you

01:25:13.560 you're gonna

01:25:14.100 produce

01:25:14.520 pull it up

01:25:15.120 we have a

01:25:15.760 timer of like

01:25:16.420 literally two

01:25:17.240 minutes each

01:25:17.920 subject

01:25:18.440 and then you

01:25:19.480 switch the

01:25:19.980 next thing

01:25:20.380 and we

01:25:20.660 move

01:25:20.880 we'll do 0.99

01:25:21.240 a fucking 1.00

01:25:21.600 fire round 0.99

01:25:22.220 we did one

01:25:23.340 entire episode

01:25:24.220 like that

01:25:24.780 once and it

01:25:25.180 was not bad

01:25:25.580 say funny

01:25:26.080 things about

01:25:26.600 this thing

01:25:27.160 dude I

01:25:27.820 can't do that

01:25:28.520 I'm not looking

01:25:28.920 forward to

01:25:29.320 it's a

01:25:29.680 sat

01:25:29.920 we're gonna

01:25:30.560 be doing

01:25:30.800 it Saturday

01:25:31.200 this is just

01:25:33.160 a shortened

01:25:33.680 version of it

01:25:34.420 we're gonna 1.00

01:25:34.880 be fucked 1.00

01:25:35.540 whatever we 1.00

01:25:37.420 do here

01:25:37.800 we can't

01:25:38.500 make it

01:25:38.900 so that

01:25:39.460 we're bad

01:25:40.020 alright what

01:25:40.900 is this

01:25:41.360 that's all

01:25:41.900 I'm saying

01:25:42.300 we can't

01:25:43.040 do that 1.00

01:25:43.480 oh shit 1.00

01:25:46.440 is that a 1.00

01:25:46.860 morgue

01:25:47.060 she's stealing 1.00

01:25:47.640 oh she's stealing 1.00

01:25:48.560 the

01:25:48.880 she's stealing 1.00

01:25:49.440 the roof

01:25:49.780 the roof

01:25:50.460 she's stealing 1.00

01:25:50.740 the roof

01:25:51.160 isn't it

01:25:52.300 copper

01:25:52.620 isn't it

01:25:53.020 copper shingles

01:25:53.580 on the roof

01:25:54.540 what

01:25:55.120 I don't know 1.00

01:25:56.440 oh shit 1.00

01:25:57.520 oh they are 1.00

01:25:58.160 like

01:25:58.360 no it's like

01:25:59.040 terracotta

01:25:59.540 it's terracotta

01:26:00.220 this is just 0.99

01:26:00.760 a nigger 1.00

01:26:01.660 dude you know 0.98

01:26:03.960 what that's

01:26:04.340 kind of

01:26:04.580 super

01:26:05.300 that's

01:26:05.660 super

01:26:06.100 alpha

01:26:06.420 you know

01:26:06.980 what 1.00

01:26:07.120 fuck 1.00

01:26:07.360 your roof 1.00

01:26:07.780 fuck 1.00

01:26:08.720 your roof 1.00

01:26:09.020 up

01:26:09.280 now we're

01:26:10.420 having

01:26:10.600 rains

01:26:11.060 you 1.00

01:26:11.200 fucking 1.00

01:26:12.460 it up 0.99

01:26:12.880 dude this is

01:26:15.320 one gorilla

01:26:15.960 against 100 tiles

01:26:17.360 man

01:26:18.100 one gorilla

01:26:19.660 versus 100 tiles 0.99

01:26:21.020 holy shit 0.97

01:26:22.960 yeah 0.99

01:26:23.980 I don't know

01:26:24.920 what that was

01:26:25.480 that was a strange

01:26:26.120 video

01:26:26.480 no but that's

01:26:28.160 that's how you 1.00

01:26:28.700 really fuck 0.96

01:26:29.040 someone up though 1.00

01:26:29.600 fuck with their 1.00

01:26:30.240 roof 1.00

01:26:30.560 Tyler pick

01:26:31.120 oh yeah

01:26:31.880 dude the amount

01:26:32.560 of like the

01:26:33.260 money

01:26:33.560 damage

01:26:34.480 like

01:26:35.120 no just

01:26:35.580 be like

01:26:35.900 you just

01:26:36.140 all of a sudden

01:26:36.500 like every time

01:26:37.440 it rains

01:26:37.780 it starts dripping

01:26:38.220 you're like 1.00

01:26:38.440 what the fuck 0.99

01:26:38.960 I was like 0.99

01:26:39.240 I just replaced

01:26:39.800 that roof

01:26:40.120 like two years

01:26:40.740 ago

01:26:41.080 so it's like

01:26:42.100 black guys 0.93

01:26:42.500 up there 0.99

01:26:42.740 just ripping

01:26:43.300 up terracotta

01:26:44.040 you know the spikes

01:26:47.660 you put on the roof

01:26:48.480 like to keep the

01:26:49.520 birds off

01:26:50.060 you gotta do that

01:26:50.560 to keep the 0.99

01:26:50.960 black people 1.00

01:26:51.500 off 1.00

01:26:51.800 okay

01:26:53.600 what's going on

01:26:55.080 here

01:26:55.360 yeah what is this

01:26:56.300 what's happening

01:27:00.780 I'm alarmed

01:27:08.840 what are we watching

01:27:09.780 this is not the vibe

01:27:11.740 of the show

01:27:12.200 this is a woman

01:27:13.560 no no this woman 0.89

01:27:14.960 she

01:27:15.700 it's a female officer 1.00

01:27:16.920 she fucking discharged 1.00

01:27:17.880 her weapon 1.00

01:27:18.400 wait right

01:27:19.280 so she thought she was

01:27:20.760 shooting at like an

01:27:21.660 intruder or something

01:27:22.580 and she shot her own 0.96

01:27:24.160 reflection in the mirror

01:27:25.440 no she didn't 0.95

01:27:26.660 that's a black girl too 1.00

01:27:36.360 you can tell

01:27:37.040 I can somewhat get that

01:27:39.560 though

01:27:39.780 if you come around the

01:27:40.400 corner and then there's

01:27:41.360 like you know a reflection

01:27:42.620 especially if it's like

01:27:43.500 somewhere 0.86

01:27:43.680 yeah there's a black 0.89

01:27:44.320 person coming around 0.96

01:27:45.100 the corner

01:27:45.420 he's got a gun

01:27:48.260 that dude's got

01:27:51.680 that dude's got a gun 1.00

01:27:52.760 oh shit there's a nigger 1.00

01:27:54.000 in the house 1.00

01:27:54.400 oh no 1.00

01:27:55.060 that's fucking you 1.00

01:27:56.240 that's you 1.00

01:27:56.900 that's fucking hilarious 0.97

01:27:58.000 yeah I mean I actually 0.95

01:27:59.500 would I totally get that

01:28:00.800 you would be like 0.99

01:28:01.220 oh crap 0.98

01:28:01.580 they are all here 1.00

01:28:03.920 with a parent

01:28:04.580 in this case

01:28:06.000 it's little ice

01:28:07.060 is 13 years old

01:28:08.200 this is his mother

01:28:08.860 Misty

01:28:09.740 how long have you been

01:28:11.380 again you're 13

01:28:12.520 for about a year now

01:28:14.580 for a year

01:28:15.400 since you were 12

01:28:16.280 that's Clint by the way

01:28:18.800 it's Justin Bieber

01:28:19.840 I think he talks

01:28:20.740 to me that joke 1.00

01:28:21.300 oh fuck 1.00

01:28:22.840 I like that 1.00

01:28:25.420 you're in a gang

01:28:26.720 for protection

01:28:27.300 you're 13

01:28:28.120 you got in

01:28:29.220 since you were 12

01:28:29.880 what kind of protection

01:28:30.840 did you need

01:28:31.300 when you were 12 years old

01:28:32.240 oh I can't start

01:28:33.760 meffing me

01:28:34.400 older than me

01:28:35.080 and worry

01:28:35.760 oh there's a list

01:28:37.540 it might be more me

01:28:38.300 we have a picture

01:28:39.080 now he's only 13

01:28:39.980 here we have a photo 0.61

01:28:40.980 this is my wigger years 0.97

01:28:42.980 little ace who at that time

01:28:44.320 was called Devlin

01:28:45.200 here's a picture of Devlin

01:28:46.940 it looks the exact same

01:28:48.440 he just put a hat on

01:28:50.160 yeah he just put a hat on 1.00

01:28:51.720 now he's a nigger 1.00

01:28:55.100 sideways hat 1.00

01:28:56.900 now you're in a gang

01:28:57.880 man a little ice

01:28:59.860 where's that kid now

01:29:01.660 Jill

01:29:02.900 that's Andrew

01:29:03.500 I was gonna say

01:29:04.680 oh it could be

01:29:05.860 I like the sentiment man

01:29:08.340 willing to die for the gang

01:29:09.640 is that what he said

01:29:11.320 yeah

01:29:11.900 he said willing to die

01:29:13.460 for his gang

01:29:14.200 I didn't get the feeling

01:29:15.200 he was about it

01:29:15.800 about it though

01:29:16.340 did you think

01:29:17.060 do you think Clint

01:29:17.680 was ever like that deep

01:29:18.740 into like black culture 0.68

01:29:19.720 that he was 0.94

01:29:20.240 I wish I had a gang 0.72

01:29:21.120 to die for 0.77

01:29:21.720 or at least had

01:29:22.420 a group of homies 1.00

01:29:23.240 that he says that about

01:29:24.060 I like to think

01:29:25.900 he says it about you guys

01:29:26.800 right

01:29:27.060 I think he always knew

01:29:29.800 he was different from them

01:29:30.600 like I know

01:29:31.860 I see my paychecks

01:29:32.940 like I'm different than you

01:29:34.240 I like your music

01:29:36.500 I enjoy your culture

01:29:37.760 like but I'm not you

01:29:39.440 he started picking up

01:29:40.520 on he's like

01:29:40.900 why do they only want

01:29:41.660 to go shopping

01:29:42.480 at the 1st

01:29:43.840 and the 15th

01:29:44.660 of every month

01:29:45.240 I don't understand

01:29:46.460 so many jorgans

01:29:48.040 keeps happening

01:29:49.040 why do they only want

01:29:50.380 to go shoplifting

01:29:52.000 top how many jorgans

01:29:54.680 did you buy last week

01:29:55.960 top

01:29:56.200 yeah

01:29:56.520 I got two pairs

01:29:58.700 oh my god

01:29:59.940 I bought more

01:30:00.400 well you have to have

01:30:01.240 one for the pool

01:30:02.020 so

01:30:02.400 okay

01:30:02.760 yes

01:30:03.580 power baby

01:30:05.040 axe kick board break

01:30:07.340 to start off

01:30:08.040 hell yeah

01:30:08.520 it's creative

01:30:09.160 breaking tournament

01:30:10.480 routine

01:30:11.060 up next is

01:30:12.580 Isabella now

01:30:14.200 with a headbutt

01:30:14.900 board break

01:30:15.440 yes

01:30:16.140 good hit

01:30:17.420 okay

01:30:18.200 breaking point

01:30:20.620 breaking championships

01:30:21.880 time for a new strike

01:30:24.000 that doesn't look hard

01:30:25.500 yes

01:30:26.240 is that a bunch of

01:30:27.520 spaghetti 1.00

01:30:28.140 it was a faggot 1.00

01:30:30.240 representing team victory 1.00

01:30:32.200 up next

01:30:32.760 a back leg roundhouse kick

01:30:34.420 wow what is gonna happen

01:30:35.240 here we go

01:30:37.160 somebody said harder

01:30:40.060 having a great time

01:30:41.260 here at the southern

01:30:42.040 showdown

01:30:42.740 six boards

01:30:45.220 is that josie

01:30:46.480 good hit

01:30:50.060 now coming up

01:30:52.180 to break some concrete

01:30:55.200 no

01:30:55.940 no

01:30:56.200 one concrete

01:30:56.980 slob 0.99

01:30:57.320 that looks like

01:30:59.540 that concrete

01:31:00.100 looks real

01:31:00.840 here goes

01:31:02.100 all the others

01:31:03.880 have a little

01:31:04.240 tap for him

01:31:04.920 a little high

01:31:06.080 try again

01:31:06.900 it's gonna hit him 0.97

01:31:07.420 in the face 0.98

01:31:08.040 oh my god

01:31:08.840 yeah 1.00

01:31:09.160 oh shit 1.00

01:31:11.320 she got it 1.00

01:31:13.100 excellent technique

01:31:13.860 you saw the way

01:31:14.520 she screamed at 1.00

01:31:15.220 when her body was churned

01:31:16.940 oh 0.99

01:31:17.140 no fucking way 0.99

01:31:18.660 head head head 0.99

01:31:20.040 please head 0.97

01:31:20.440 she needs a husband 1.00

01:31:28.660 to beat her fucking ass 1.00

01:31:30.240 that's crazy 1.00

01:31:31.180 god she seems obnoxious 1.00

01:31:32.800 imagine you're doing that

01:31:34.220 I'd be like 1.00

01:31:34.900 shit no 1.00

01:31:35.200 you're not fucking doing that 1.00

01:31:36.260 I'm not paying you 0.99

01:31:36.940 that's what she said

01:31:37.800 before she blows you 1.00

01:31:38.600 she's just yelling at it 0.92

01:31:39.720 you notice all the little

01:31:41.660 spacers between them

01:31:42.680 so you're like

01:31:43.520 oh it's four

01:31:44.280 or three things

01:31:45.260 but you're like

01:31:45.700 it's really

01:31:46.040 but then they have

01:31:46.420 those little things

01:31:46.980 so it creates

01:31:47.940 it still gets that bend

01:31:49.040 momentum

01:31:50.560 no it's tensile strength 1.00

01:31:53.980 dumbasses 0.99

01:31:54.560 I don't know 1.00

01:31:55.460 I went to school

01:31:56.440 for these things

01:31:57.260 yeah I did

01:31:57.900 I did go to school

01:31:58.640 for this

01:31:59.220 Cole is actually correct

01:32:01.260 yes

01:32:02.320 concrete intention

01:32:03.380 is so weak

01:32:04.140 it's terrible 0.82

01:32:04.760 it's really easy

01:32:06.220 do it the other way 1.00

01:32:07.280 bitch 1.00

01:32:07.520 break it from the top 0.99

01:32:08.520 like where you have to

01:32:09.020 push down on it

01:32:09.860 compression 1.00

01:32:10.540 bitch 1.00

01:32:11.140 dumb 1.00

01:32:12.440 also I'd like 1.00

01:32:13.720 don't they usually

01:32:16.560 do this just like

01:32:17.280 for kids

01:32:17.840 yeah

01:32:18.480 that's not meant

01:32:19.280 for adults

01:32:19.780 yeah

01:32:20.240 I feel like

01:32:21.320 if you're an adult

01:32:21.860 and you're breaking

01:32:22.940 wooden panels

01:32:24.120 it's just like

01:32:24.940 because they also

01:32:26.280 have the ones

01:32:26.800 that actually

01:32:27.600 are supposed to

01:32:28.440 break for kids

01:32:29.260 too

01:32:29.500 and the thing

01:32:31.220 that they're doing

01:32:31.760 too is when they're

01:32:32.560 holding the board

01:32:33.240 they're taking

01:32:33.780 their fingertips 1.00

01:32:34.460 and they're fucking 0.99

01:32:35.320 doing that 0.99

01:32:35.900 so as soon as it

01:32:36.920 gets hit it snaps

01:32:37.800 like yeah 1.00

01:32:38.300 it's fucking 1.00

01:32:38.860 it's gay 1.00

01:32:39.940 I love it 0.64

01:32:40.380 but she's awesome 1.00

01:32:41.780 though

01:32:41.940 she's cool

01:32:42.540 she did it for real

01:32:43.200 though

01:32:43.380 those are all real

01:32:44.580 I love watching

01:32:46.020 those people

01:32:46.500 that spend

01:32:46.960 like their entire

01:32:47.560 life in taekwondo

01:32:48.460 and then they'll

01:32:49.460 get into like

01:32:50.120 they'll go to like

01:32:51.020 a MMA gym or

01:32:52.140 something and just 0.99

01:32:52.700 get fucking 0.99

01:32:53.280 they're like 1.00

01:32:53.720 they're holding

01:32:54.320 their hands out

01:32:54.780 here all weird 0.99

01:32:55.420 and shit 0.99

01:32:56.020 yeah 1.00

01:32:56.320 but I'm

01:32:56.840 the last gym

01:32:57.360 that I went to

01:32:58.660 yeah it doesn't

01:32:59.280 translate

01:32:59.720 yeah the last

01:33:00.760 place that I was

01:33:01.320 at was

01:33:01.820 they would do

01:33:02.840 taekwondo

01:33:03.240 for like a few

01:33:04.440 hours

01:33:04.720 and then they

01:33:05.340 would switch out

01:33:05.960 a new coach

01:33:06.480 would come in

01:33:06.960 and then we'd

01:33:07.280 do MMA

01:33:07.700 so whenever we

01:33:08.640 were going in

01:33:09.260 we would see

01:33:09.900 all the taekwondo 0.99

01:33:10.620 fags 1.00

01:33:11.080 and it was like 0.99

01:33:11.700 they all had

01:33:12.140 black belts

01:33:12.640 but they were 0.89

01:33:13.020 all tubby 0.99

01:33:13.540 and gay looking 0.98

01:33:14.240 and I'm like 0.97

01:33:14.640 how do you

01:33:15.180 you know

01:33:15.540 how do you get

01:33:16.040 a black belt

01:33:16.640 isn't karate the same

01:33:17.060 way except for

01:33:17.680 like Wonderboy

01:33:18.640 like Wonderboy

01:33:19.220 came in

01:33:19.580 he was like

01:33:19.940 the only one

01:33:20.340 that was just

01:33:20.700 like oh

01:33:21.140 yeah I was

01:33:22.100 gonna say

01:33:22.340 point karate

01:33:22.840 is pretty

01:33:23.200 solid

01:33:23.720 but like

01:33:25.240 Brian McCallum's

01:33:25.960 a black belt

01:33:26.520 in taekwondo

01:33:27.160 well

01:33:27.920 Conor McGregor's

01:33:29.220 style was very

01:33:29.980 much like

01:33:30.480 Steven Wonderboy's

01:33:31.280 he had the

01:33:32.020 exact same stance

01:33:32.940 a very wide stance

01:33:33.980 he's like

01:33:34.300 shooting in

01:33:34.840 and popping out

01:33:35.540 like yeah

01:33:36.100 that's

01:33:36.480 I mean

01:33:36.700 there's some

01:33:37.100 check this out

01:33:38.100 this board

01:33:38.760 she touches it

01:33:39.460 and it actually

01:33:40.000 breaks

01:33:40.440 watch this

01:33:40.960 yeah yeah yeah

01:33:41.380 the first one

01:33:41.940 and then look at it

01:33:44.100 now

01:33:44.260 it's cracked

01:33:44.880 oh

01:33:45.580 that's so funny

01:33:47.360 oh nice catch

01:33:48.840 yeah that was

01:33:49.380 four kids

01:33:50.240 it's four kids

01:33:51.280 it was like

01:33:51.880 literally some

01:33:52.420 crumbly paper wood

01:33:53.640 yeah

01:33:54.600 it was balsa

01:33:55.680 but that's it

01:33:56.820 she had a black belt

01:33:57.540 I'm pretty sure

01:33:58.120 like a wood knowledge

01:33:59.080 flex

01:33:59.440 what was that 0.79

01:34:00.160 she got a black 0.90

01:34:00.940 boyfriend 0.89

01:34:01.240 yeah what

01:34:02.440 they're like

01:34:03.240 fat down syndrome 0.99

01:34:04.100 people when they're

01:34:04.720 getting black belts

01:34:05.380 it just doesn't make

01:34:06.000 sense like 0.98

01:34:06.380 how the fuck 0.99

01:34:06.780 are you getting 0.99

01:34:07.140 a black belt 1.00

01:34:07.620 in this shit 1.00

01:34:08.040 without dedicating 1.00

01:34:08.860 you know

01:34:09.480 30 years to it

01:34:10.680 and also being

01:34:11.540 really good at it

01:34:12.380 it's like 1.00

01:34:12.640 this bitch 1.00

01:34:12.960 isn't kicking shit 1.00

01:34:13.740 how much 0.99

01:34:14.260 like because I know

01:34:15.240 they also pay 0.99

01:34:15.960 like a fucking ton 1.00

01:34:17.340 to do that kind of shit 1.00

01:34:18.280 too 0.99

01:34:18.440 yo Taekwondo's 0.99

01:34:19.200 expensive as fuck 0.99

01:34:20.760 dude 1.00

01:34:21.020 it's so much more

01:34:21.680 expensive than MMA

01:34:22.400 I put my son in there

01:34:23.640 and they wanted like

01:34:24.380 $400 or something

01:34:26.020 for the

01:34:26.480 for the

01:34:27.180 for like half a year

01:34:28.780 but then you also

01:34:29.760 had to buy the

01:34:30.880 the gi

01:34:32.040 and the gi

01:34:32.480 is like another 0.99

01:34:33.000 fucking $200 0.99

01:34:33.700 and then there's 1.00

01:34:34.960 the meter

01:34:35.720 and the Dianetics books

01:34:36.940 it's great

01:34:38.000 I was like 0.99

01:34:38.500 dude what the fuck 0.99

01:34:39.460 is going on 1.00

01:34:40.040 and they're all 0.99

01:34:40.760 retarded in there 1.00

01:34:41.520 yeah you gotta buy

01:34:42.320 like the 1.00

01:34:42.720 fucking the white 1.00

01:34:43.460 gi 1.00

01:34:43.740 yeah that shit 1.00

01:34:44.500 sucks 1.00

01:34:44.740 oh I thought you 0.97

01:34:45.120 meant like

01:34:45.460 fat that you 1.00

01:34:46.520 like cook shit in 1.00

01:34:47.380 that's uncultured 1.00

01:34:50.740 butter

01:34:51.080 yeah

01:34:52.360 whatever it is

01:34:53.520 clarify butter

01:34:54.400 I didn't even want to

01:34:54.920 do the show anymore

01:34:55.600 after that

01:34:56.140 yeah that was weird

01:34:57.000 that hurt

01:34:57.500 oh look at this 1.00

01:34:58.360 bitch got a pussy 1.00

01:34:59.100 oh she's back 1.00

01:35:00.020 Britney Spears baby 1.00

01:35:01.840 bitch got a pussy 1.00

01:35:02.880 yeah so we're back 1.00

01:35:03.880 yeah

01:35:04.420 back

01:35:04.880 okay

01:35:05.420 one gorilla

01:35:06.060 versus a hundred

01:35:07.060 Britney Spears

01:35:08.040 with the

01:35:08.500 oh no she's way 1.00

01:35:09.760 crazier than 1.00

01:35:10.400 like those fucking 1.00

01:35:11.120 knives dude 1.00

01:35:11.740 those butchered 0.96

01:35:12.220 I see

01:35:12.700 she is so boxy

01:35:14.940 this is like

01:35:16.300 Cole tucking his

01:35:17.620 wiener between his 1.00

01:35:18.220 legs 0.96

01:35:18.560 yeah

01:35:19.060 pulling his panties 0.70

01:35:19.820 down

01:35:20.060 moving around

01:35:20.780 that's what it is

01:35:21.480 she's so boxy

01:35:22.620 I thought this was

01:35:23.140 Lila Hart

01:35:23.860 this was Lila Hart

01:35:32.120 come on guys

01:35:32.840 you can't stop on that

01:35:34.500 one 0.99

01:35:34.660 as far as a fucking 1.00

01:35:36.040 Mickey Mouse Club 1.00

01:35:37.940 you know kid goes

01:35:39.440 she could look a lot

01:35:40.700 worse

01:35:40.960 I should ask Lila Hart

01:35:42.460 to open up for

01:35:43.140 Owen Benjamin

01:35:43.740 what is that

01:35:44.580 Lila Hart

01:35:45.180 yeah 1.00

01:35:45.720 Lila Hart's the bitch 1.00

01:35:47.620 that we were talking 1.00

01:35:48.080 about 1.00

01:35:48.260 oh the midget bitch 1.00

01:35:49.220 that's ballooning 1.00

01:35:50.140 I like it

01:35:50.780 yeah yeah yeah

01:35:51.380 okay

01:35:51.580 to get her

01:35:52.100 this is some

01:35:52.620 meta ballooning

01:35:53.460 reference because

01:35:54.160 that was like

01:35:54.880 our big moment

01:35:55.580 in the balloon

01:35:56.880 editing thing

01:35:57.720 yeah but she 1.00

01:35:58.520 does comedy

01:35:59.240 yeah

01:35:59.780 she's a comedian 1.00

01:36:01.000 she seems sweet

01:36:02.380 I mean as much

01:36:03.440 as like a female 0.97

01:36:04.140 can be a comedian

01:36:04.940 I remember she was

01:36:06.300 the one they had

01:36:07.080 on Tim Pool

01:36:07.820 when they were like

01:36:08.440 crutching their pearls 1.00

01:36:09.240 or some gay shit 1.00

01:36:10.120 and she actually 1.00

01:36:10.640 seemed like annoyed

01:36:11.420 like okay

01:36:12.740 why are you guys 1.00

01:36:13.340 being faggots 1.00

01:36:13.960 I can't remember 1.00

01:36:14.360 what it was

01:36:14.660 she's chill

01:36:15.580 no she's like 1.00

01:36:16.160 actually cool

01:36:16.740 yeah she's cool

01:36:17.800 how many Lila Hart

01:36:18.880 she's only a midget 1.00

01:36:19.740 up there but not

01:36:20.620 down below

01:36:21.320 how many Lila Hart

01:36:22.280 could beat a gorilla

01:36:23.120 how many Lila Hart

01:36:24.120 honestly I actually

01:36:25.640 told I'm on

01:36:26.260 I'm on your side

01:36:27.200 this one

01:36:27.600 unlimited

01:36:28.520 infinite

01:36:29.240 it wouldn't matter

01:36:30.540 there's no

01:36:31.220 oh a gorilla could

01:36:32.020 be unlimited

01:36:32.660 the gorilla's just

01:36:34.340 water ballooning

01:36:35.160 the hell out of them

01:36:35.700 an infinite number

01:36:36.620 of Lila Hart

01:36:37.240 could not beat

01:36:37.900 yeah there's no amount

01:36:39.100 it looks like

01:36:39.820 somebody tried to

01:36:40.380 stomp on a soda can

01:36:41.420 and then like

01:36:41.860 slipped off

01:36:42.400 they would have to

01:36:44.620 suffocate his airspace

01:36:46.000 that's how many

01:36:46.660 they would have to

01:36:47.200 beat where he can't

01:36:48.000 breathe

01:36:48.320 yeah

01:36:48.820 like by infinite

01:36:49.980 I mean literally

01:36:50.680 infinite

01:36:51.040 like it was like

01:36:51.760 the mass of the

01:36:52.560 earth of Lila Hart

01:36:53.440 and finally

01:36:54.360 it would just

01:36:54.880 succumb

01:36:55.320 he'd have to like

01:36:55.640 eat too many of them

01:36:56.840 he gets a bellyache

01:36:59.080 and dies

01:36:59.580 he gets a bellyache

01:37:00.620 from all the

01:37:01.120 midgets he's eaten 0.98

01:37:01.840 and dies

01:37:02.880 why is she on tour

01:37:06.520 with like a bunch

01:37:07.080 of like 1.00

01:37:07.520 midget porn actresses 0.99

01:37:09.140 someone did bring up

01:37:09.960 someone did bring up

01:37:10.800 something they were

01:37:11.260 like how many

01:37:12.000 eight year olds

01:37:12.760 could you take

01:37:13.440 basically in honor

01:37:14.860 this picture

01:37:16.200 and I was like

01:37:17.260 two for ten

01:37:18.580 and to me

01:37:19.640 which I think

01:37:20.680 this is kind of

01:37:21.560 the I think

01:37:22.620 if you got down

01:37:23.360 to 40 guys

01:37:24.420 against a gorilla

01:37:25.020 that's where I'm

01:37:25.560 starting to get like

01:37:26.200 okay this is gonna

01:37:26.840 be really hard

01:37:28.420 and I think about

01:37:29.700 like 40 eight year olds

01:37:31.280 we can book these guys

01:37:32.360 would be like

01:37:33.060 getting like

01:37:33.520 hard for me

01:37:34.160 to continue

01:37:34.680 like

01:37:35.060 do we

01:37:35.780 I don't know man

01:37:36.700 those four foot five chicks 1.00

01:37:38.280 might actually be hot

01:37:38.960 that three foot one

01:37:39.920 is disturbing

01:37:40.920 I guess the rest

01:37:42.800 are bad

01:37:43.300 she just throws it all off

01:37:44.600 the rest ain't too bad

01:37:46.260 yeah

01:37:46.540 this is one of those

01:37:47.580 things of like 0.80

01:37:48.180 are they a midget 1.00

01:37:49.780 or are they just like

01:37:50.700 because like

01:37:51.480 they have the midget body 0.99

01:37:52.440 and then they have

01:37:53.020 the ones that are

01:37:53.480 just like

01:37:53.860 small humans

01:37:54.860 well I think 0.99

01:37:55.440 you're a midget 1.00

01:37:56.360 if you're just 0.98

01:37:57.040 below a certain height

01:37:58.200 no but I

01:37:59.560 I count

01:38:00.300 like the four foot two 0.57

01:38:01.360 one that's a midget 1.00

01:38:02.060 the one that's like

01:38:03.000 four

01:38:03.220 that's crazy

01:38:04.680 look at that 1.00

01:38:05.180 fucking butt 1.00

01:38:05.740 that's a huge ass 1.00

01:38:07.240 yeah I was about 1.00

01:38:08.040 to point that out too

01:38:08.680 that weird little

01:38:09.300 extra like flap

01:38:10.620 that like midgets 1.00

01:38:11.280 always have

01:38:11.820 right above the thigh

01:38:13.020 there

01:38:13.360 but the four foot five 0.57

01:38:14.500 yeah the midget 0.99

01:38:15.540 little hanger down there

01:38:16.540 the four foot five

01:38:17.080 one up there

01:38:17.740 you can scroll back up

01:38:18.820 she looks normal

01:38:19.940 she doesn't look

01:38:20.640 like you can

01:38:21.200 they have the different

01:38:22.020 and the both

01:38:22.800 the four foot five ones

01:38:23.700 look like just

01:38:24.420 really short women 1.00

01:38:25.680 but then at four foot

01:38:26.480 it was really bad

01:38:27.880 yeah yeah

01:38:28.440 I don't like

01:38:29.020 when the one's

01:38:29.480 missing the neck

01:38:30.340 the three foot one

01:38:31.280 yeah the three foot one

01:38:32.080 no that's

01:38:32.900 that's a bit odd

01:38:33.800 like I was very like

01:38:34.780 I hate this

01:38:35.360 and then I realized

01:38:35.940 oh if I just take her

01:38:36.720 out of it's actually

01:38:37.340 not bad

01:38:37.880 dude that three foot one

01:38:39.040 it's like her legs

01:38:40.020 are like the entire

01:38:40.960 height of her body

01:38:42.220 almost

01:38:42.560 yeah the two foot one

01:38:43.900 is real

01:38:44.320 that's not good

01:38:45.000 that looks like

01:38:45.540 yeah that's weird

01:38:46.400 I mean the body's

01:38:47.140 a little disconcerting

01:38:47.620 but at least it's like

01:38:48.240 a not so bad face

01:38:49.680 you know what I mean 0.99

01:38:50.600 but you watch porn 0.77

01:38:51.580 they have makeup 0.74

01:38:52.400 you have no idea

01:38:53.120 what they actually look like

01:38:53.980 yeah no they probably

01:38:54.720 how many of these 1.00

01:38:55.780 bitches can you 1.00

01:38:56.360 water balloon 0.99

01:38:56.880 oh probably all

01:38:58.800 I might be able

01:38:59.600 to take all of them

01:39:00.500 I don't know

01:39:01.080 you get to the four foot

01:39:01.940 five one

01:39:02.380 four foot yeah

01:39:02.960 that's probably

01:39:03.500 that's probably

01:39:03.900 pretty hard

01:39:04.400 imagine how many dudes

01:39:05.900 with them as weapons

01:39:07.660 like bringing them

01:39:08.520 into battle

01:39:09.000 is like you're like

01:39:09.820 your melee weapon

01:39:11.000 you know

01:39:11.540 against the gorilla

01:39:12.540 like if you're wielding

01:39:14.800 a two foot ten one 1.00

01:39:15.800 fucking swinging 1.00

01:39:17.860 you're above your head 1.00

01:39:18.600 basically

01:39:19.580 that's actually

01:39:20.540 hold on

01:39:21.100 that's actually

01:39:21.540 a great idea

01:39:22.180 like a mace

01:39:23.060 like a

01:39:23.580 or not a mace

01:39:24.960 a morning star

01:39:26.020 guys

01:39:26.700 if we 0.99

01:39:27.660 if we fucking 0.99

01:39:28.620 oh my god 0.99

01:39:29.260 book them

01:39:29.880 and then did like

01:39:30.580 a speed round

01:39:31.520 a speed round

01:39:32.200 like a bachelor

01:39:32.680 like they did the bachelor

01:39:33.940 but Toad is the bachelor

01:39:35.140 and they're the contestants

01:39:36.300 oh my god

01:39:38.860 they could

01:39:39.300 he could change their lives

01:39:40.500 I mean

01:39:40.980 Toad which one do you love 0.98

01:39:41.920 technically prostitutes 1.00

01:39:42.840 will you sign this waiver 1.00

01:39:44.020 and let me punch you 1.00

01:39:44.780 as hard as I possibly can 1.00

01:39:46.160 look at these Toad

01:39:48.260 and tell me which one

01:39:49.100 you think you could

01:39:49.620 find love in

01:39:50.560 well just based on

01:39:52.120 if you're telling me

01:39:53.060 to just base it

01:39:53.720 on this picture alone

01:39:54.620 it's the leftmost

01:39:55.980 four five

01:39:56.800 yeah good smile

01:39:58.060 right

01:39:58.240 good smile

01:39:58.880 yeah

01:39:59.220 I like her look

01:40:00.420 she looks normal

01:40:01.100 it's kind of hard to tell

01:40:02.100 it's scary

01:40:02.880 it is hard to tell

01:40:04.500 her face is still

01:40:05.380 I don't want to put

01:40:06.040 too much on that

01:40:06.700 she could be hideous 0.98

01:40:07.580 it's hard 0.96

01:40:07.900 the other one

01:40:08.380 the other four five one

01:40:09.580 is also normal-ish

01:40:11.160 she's alright

01:40:11.780 you know the four foot 0.99

01:40:13.080 even one is fucking 0.99

01:40:14.160 real ugly 1.00

01:40:14.860 that bitch has like 1.00

01:40:15.520 two pounds of makeup on 1.00

01:40:16.660 she's got a lot of tattoos 0.99

01:40:18.100 she looks very run through

01:40:19.680 yeah

01:40:20.140 she's definitely like 1.00

01:40:21.220 a porn midget 1.00

01:40:22.640 yeah 1.00

01:40:22.900 so is the fucking 0.99

01:40:23.760 big booty agent 1.00

01:40:24.660 they're all porn midgets 1.00

01:40:25.920 I think except for Lila 0.99

01:40:26.980 right

01:40:27.220 oh yeah

01:40:27.500 touche 1.00

01:40:27.820 there's like a fucking 1.00

01:40:28.680 pole 0.99

01:40:29.300 that's their thing

01:40:30.200 yeah

01:40:30.800 oh god

01:40:32.220 imagine 1.00

01:40:33.060 your job is to fuck 1.00

01:40:35.040 the two foot ten one 1.00

01:40:36.080 and you're just like

01:40:36.980 oh my god

01:40:37.980 weird 0.99

01:40:39.120 this is like fucking 1.00

01:40:39.920 a Thanksgiving turkey 1.00

01:40:40.980 it's a map shit 1.00

01:40:42.220 that's a map shit 1.00

01:40:43.140 I just can't get past 0.98

01:40:43.980 the three foot one

01:40:44.660 that's awful

01:40:45.240 love on the yardstick

01:40:46.860 that's pretty good

01:40:49.760 the bachelet

01:40:50.680 honestly if we did that

01:40:52.740 if we did a speed rating

01:40:53.740 a speed dating round 0.99

01:40:55.160 where fucking 0.99

01:40:55.780 it's you know 1.00

01:40:56.580 it's toad

01:40:57.280 and maybe if you

01:40:58.380 if you keep them obscured

01:41:00.220 behind a visor

01:41:01.260 and you

01:41:01.720 and toad ask them questions

01:41:02.840 like what would be

01:41:03.480 your ideal night out

01:41:04.540 and they all answer it

01:41:06.280 I actually think

01:41:08.300 they're cooking with fire here

01:41:09.360 they all have little

01:41:10.380 tiny squeaky voices

01:41:11.480 I think for the next

01:41:12.380 wait so I'm just

01:41:13.100 judging them

01:41:13.920 I like this

01:41:14.740 this is actually a genius idea

01:41:16.280 if we don't do it now

01:41:17.120 the next one

01:41:17.620 no they're all competing

01:41:18.960 for me

01:41:19.440 that's honestly

01:41:19.920 I would love to do this

01:41:20.900 at the next

01:41:21.400 like bro bro 0.93

01:41:22.280 rape a balooza 1.00

01:41:22.920 and we have to find a way

01:41:24.040 that you can't see them

01:41:25.100 so maybe we have them

01:41:25.960 call in

01:41:26.560 and just themselves

01:41:27.560 and then we can

01:41:28.200 prepare for the show

01:41:29.000 or something

01:41:29.500 you know the foldable

01:41:30.680 room dividers

01:41:31.420 and you just put them

01:41:32.000 on the other side of that

01:41:32.880 I'm saying we have to

01:41:33.660 arrange them beforehand

01:41:34.880 you know what I mean

01:41:35.400 like certain women to come 0.99

01:41:36.500 yeah

01:41:36.840 and then he goes

01:41:37.660 you know what would be

01:41:38.440 your ideal date

01:41:39.420 tell me about like

01:41:40.280 what kind of like

01:41:41.220 what's your favorite

01:41:41.740 type of show

01:41:42.380 and then he picks them

01:41:43.400 and then when he finally

01:41:44.360 decides which one he loves

01:41:45.580 it's like

01:41:45.920 these niggas are on tour 1.00

01:41:47.300 like oh sorry

01:41:48.200 this one here

01:41:49.220 it can't be a very big tour

01:41:50.820 four foot four 0.99

01:41:54.240 whores on tour 1.00

01:41:55.420 I mean that's not 0.99

01:41:56.700 that's not much of a tour

01:41:57.960 it's like yeah

01:41:58.420 we're going to Texas

01:41:59.240 and Oklahoma

01:42:00.060 what kind of

01:42:01.300 we got we into

01:42:02.120 it's pretty much a tour

01:42:04.200 it's a midget sized tour 0.99

01:42:06.080 what kind of

01:42:06.980 is it me or does it feel

01:42:08.420 like when I created

01:42:10.000 it's a very small audience

01:42:11.120 too

01:42:11.380 this all takes place

01:42:14.080 in a shoebox

01:42:14.860 banger

01:42:16.560 they just bring

01:42:17.720 a shoebox

01:42:18.520 around to different towns

01:42:19.560 open it up

01:42:20.240 and there's a little

01:42:20.660 performance in it

01:42:21.480 look at how this is

01:42:22.940 like laid out

01:42:23.580 because I just did

01:42:24.180 the artwork for

01:42:25.020 Bohemian Gross

01:42:25.560 I'm like

01:42:26.000 I'm thinking like

01:42:26.800 what do people want to see

01:42:27.600 what are we laying out

01:42:28.420 micro maidens 0.95

01:42:29.740 micro maidens 0.95

01:42:30.620 but they put like

01:42:31.180 four foot six

01:42:32.000 I'm not sure

01:42:32.560 what she's doing 0.81

01:42:33.400 yeah that's weird

01:42:34.220 why do they put that

01:42:35.020 there

01:42:35.320 they drive around

01:42:36.760 for the tour

01:42:37.320 in like a Tonka truck

01:42:38.380 is that QR code

01:42:39.920 like her only fans

01:42:40.900 it's like four foot six

01:42:41.920 and you scan that

01:42:42.580 and you watch her 1.00

01:42:43.340 get her ass blown out 1.00

01:42:44.240 scan it and see 0.99

01:42:45.700 the QR code

01:42:47.280 is just a picture

01:42:48.140 of Lila

01:42:48.720 it's the same

01:42:51.240 that's not a midget 1.00

01:43:03.960 that's not a midget 1.00

01:43:03.980 that's a tall person

01:43:05.340 the middle one's regular

01:43:07.180 look at the one

01:43:07.880 in the bottom left

01:43:08.720 oh no

01:43:10.340 that's the same one

01:43:11.400 from the floor

01:43:11.920 that's

01:43:12.560 look at the one

01:43:14.240 all the way to the right

01:43:15.360 oh my god

01:43:16.200 I'm pretty sure

01:43:16.700 that's the one

01:43:17.100 you guys were all

01:43:17.620 saying was cute

01:43:18.120 and I said

01:43:18.540 you should hold out

01:43:19.380 scroll up

01:43:20.040 which one

01:43:20.580 I'm pretty sure

01:43:21.020 that's the one

01:43:21.480 you said was like

01:43:22.040 the cute

01:43:22.360 that's her 0.84

01:43:25.340 I'm almost certain

01:43:26.380 that's her face 1.00

01:43:26.920 it's like a fucking 1.00

01:43:27.620 bunch of blue 0.99

01:43:28.220 the one on the right

01:43:28.920 no no that's the one 1.00

01:43:29.720 with the ass 1.00

01:43:30.380 I swear she has 1.00

01:43:31.820 different hair

01:43:32.320 and that's the blonde 1.00

01:43:33.080 one you guys were

01:43:33.600 saying was cute

01:43:34.200 and you could only

01:43:34.660 really see her face

01:43:35.360 no I think the blonde 1.00

01:43:35.920 one's not in this

01:43:36.620 picture

01:43:36.780 I don't know

01:43:37.700 I think that's her face 0.99

01:43:38.580 that little fucking 1.00

01:43:39.220 I'm right 1.00

01:43:39.620 I'm not cool

01:43:40.100 who has some cans

01:43:41.060 though

01:43:41.360 yeah

01:43:41.660 you guys are like

01:43:42.760 oh she's kind of hot 1.00

01:43:43.540 yeah

01:43:43.840 you'd be in Florida 0.99

01:43:44.580 you friggin chubby 0.99

01:43:45.420 I'm gonna change my mind 1.00

01:43:47.060 the ass on the right 1.00

01:43:48.660 would not fit in a suitcase 1.00

01:43:49.800 do these guys sell out

01:43:51.240 like I guess so

01:43:52.620 because they're doing

01:43:53.280 there's a hell of a tour

01:43:54.740 they got a lot of shows

01:43:55.940 actually this is quite the tour

01:43:57.200 yeah

01:43:57.440 doesn't she date

01:43:59.380 that Jewish guy 0.97

01:44:00.260 yeah

01:44:01.220 and now she's like 1.00

01:44:01.900 a whore 1.00

01:44:02.260 I don't understand 1.00

01:44:02.780 what's coming

01:44:03.060 Lila

01:44:03.440 she's dating

01:44:04.460 I forget the guy's name

01:44:06.720 I like her

01:44:07.760 so I won't

01:44:08.120 he was doing a lot of

01:44:08.900 I like her

01:44:09.500 no she's married

01:44:11.380 she's married to him

01:44:12.360 he was doing all that

01:44:13.060 guys it's too much

01:44:14.880 too much over talking

01:44:15.800 it's like this is a

01:44:16.480 horrible episode

01:44:17.060 if you're gonna listen 1.00

01:44:17.660 back fucking one at a time 0.99

01:44:19.160 oh they were gonna be 1.00

01:44:19.940 in Orlando

01:44:20.420 Gainesville

01:44:21.420 oh yeah

01:44:21.920 January 21st

01:44:23.660 I'm not gonna go

01:44:24.680 I'm never gonna go to that

01:44:25.660 that sounds awful

01:44:26.420 I'm not gonna go

01:44:28.000 I'm never gonna go

01:44:28.580 I'm never gonna go

01:44:29.260 not unless it's the water balloon

01:44:30.680 I really feel like

01:44:31.480 it's gonna be a very creepy vibe

01:44:32.700 if you go to something like that

01:44:33.820 yeah

01:44:34.360 a lot of boners in that audience 1.00

01:44:35.940 yeah

01:44:36.420 and it's like

01:44:36.960 I guarantee you

01:44:37.600 it's weird requests

01:44:38.320 like can you jump for me

01:44:39.320 and like all sorts of weird stuff

01:44:40.480 can you jump for me

01:44:41.940 but that's the thing

01:44:42.420 so she's married to that guy 0.91

01:44:43.760 Abinadi right

01:44:44.720 oh yeah

01:44:45.660 Eric Abinadi 1.00

01:44:47.820 I wouldn't let my fucking midget wife 1.00

01:44:50.000 do this shit 1.00

01:44:50.700 it's like 1.00

01:44:51.620 it feels like midget stripper stuff 0.98

01:44:53.260 I guess they probably aren't stripping

01:44:54.680 but it feels like it

01:44:55.720 so I think she is like the

01:44:57.580 I'm guessing that she's like the opening act 0.99

01:45:00.520 and she does comedy

01:45:01.440 I think

01:45:01.880 I think she's like MC

01:45:02.800 slash comedy

01:45:03.620 if I was married to her

01:45:05.180 I would have a little problem with it

01:45:07.160 yeah

01:45:07.460 so let's see Cassie

01:45:08.760 a little

01:45:09.220 just a little problem

01:45:10.200 small one

01:45:11.020 a little problem

01:45:12.120 Cassie

01:45:13.320 I'm trying to do

01:45:15.260 Cassie's like

01:45:16.400 you know what he's doing again

01:45:17.440 he's doing it again

01:45:18.360 click on the individual

01:45:21.020 alright

01:45:21.300 so she's a stripper 1.00

01:45:22.820 she's the world's smallest stripper 1.00

01:45:24.060 so I guess they're just stripping

01:45:25.700 okay

01:45:26.160 and telling jokes

01:45:27.280 it's a straight up strip show

01:45:27.740 and she's just doing comedy and MC

01:45:29.420 it's basically like watching

01:45:31.420 a five year old take its clothes off

01:45:32.900 it's awful

01:45:33.400 this is awful

01:45:34.440 awful awful 1.00

01:45:36.140 this is scum 1.00

01:45:37.920 scum of the earth 1.00

01:45:39.420 yeah it's my favorite 0.99

01:45:40.460 I would go just for the novelty of it 0.99

01:45:42.480 scum of the earth 0.96

01:45:43.260 because it's my favorite 0.98

01:45:44.160 just for the novelty

01:45:44.840 here's what she says

01:45:46.000 Lila Hart started her stand up comedy career 1.00

01:45:48.920 so is she doing stand up

01:45:49.960 or is she stripping 0.99

01:45:50.540 what is she doing

01:45:51.120 I think she's doing stand up 1.00

01:45:52.120 she's selling pussy 1.00

01:45:52.360 I think she's doing stand up 1.00

01:45:54.200 she's a modern woman

01:45:55.860 she can do both

01:45:56.860 yeah

01:45:57.180 that's true

01:45:57.660 don't let her

01:45:58.840 don't put her in a box

01:45:59.780 she can do them both at the same time

01:46:01.960 she can fit in the park

01:46:02.780 but don't put her there

01:46:03.540 they hold her the spine 1.00

01:46:04.340 a biffin

01:46:04.780 a bat

01:46:04.880 she can show her box

01:46:05.680 the spine a biffin a batty 1.00

01:46:07.580 the spine a biffin a batty 1.00

01:46:09.400 her showing her box

01:46:10.520 just her

01:46:11.300 her showing her entire body 0.95

01:46:13.860 yeah I know she's

01:46:14.820 she does

01:46:15.360 yeah I just don't

01:46:19.180 I don't understand this

01:46:19.980 and I like

01:46:20.420 I like Lila

01:46:21.180 but I just don't understand

01:46:22.240 what's happening here

01:46:23.140 are they strippers

01:46:23.860 are they stand up comedians 1.00

01:46:24.860 what the fuck is this 0.99

01:46:25.900 are they selling 1.00

01:46:26.620 it is pretty funny

01:46:27.460 when they take their clothes off

01:46:28.340 you're like

01:46:28.860 that's what it looks like

01:46:29.800 oh I almost guarantee you can pay enough

01:46:31.700 to do one of these little things

01:46:33.100 dude

01:46:33.520 at my first job

01:46:34.640 I worked

01:46:35.200 I worked with the dude

01:46:36.180 who pioneered

01:46:37.260 the nude comedy scene in Boston

01:46:40.100 she's just short 1.00

01:46:40.480 that's just a normal short chick 1.00

01:46:42.040 yeah

01:46:43.120 yeah

01:46:43.620 I would be down for that 1.00

01:46:44.920 oh shit 1.00

01:46:46.040 they got an OnlyFans 1.00

01:46:47.120 god damn 1.00

01:46:47.620 this is the most mentally ill of them 1.00

01:46:51.320 now I gotta subscribe to that 1.00

01:46:52.820 come on

01:46:53.600 this is crazy 0.99

01:46:54.380 so they're all just strippers 0.97

01:46:55.720 I guess

01:46:56.220 martial arts 0.92

01:46:56.920 these are strippers 1.00

01:46:58.000 are just prostitutes 1.00

01:46:59.560 one of them fought 0.99

01:47:00.420 mixed martial arts

01:47:01.660 this one is 0.99

01:47:02.580 fucking three foot 1.00

01:47:03.720 that's the one with a really fucked up face 1.00

01:47:05.600 yeah 1.00

01:47:05.980 not into that

01:47:07.440 this looks like a character 0.99

01:47:08.580 from fucking 1.00

01:47:09.240 you might get to watch her swallow objects 1.00

01:47:12.520 longer than she is tall

01:47:14.360 oh 1.00

01:47:14.960 she's selling pussy 1.00

01:47:15.920 oh god 1.00

01:47:16.540 oh

01:47:17.340 she does a weird show like that

01:47:19.180 oh I hate that

01:47:20.740 she only has a facebook

01:47:21.720 let's see

01:47:22.480 objects longer than she is tall

01:47:24.120 like what

01:47:24.520 a pencil

01:47:24.960 why are we doing this

01:47:26.440 you want to go into her instagram now

01:47:28.360 I know

01:47:28.760 this is

01:47:29.260 dude this is

01:47:30.340 this is the small cost

01:47:32.620 it's gonna get weird and gross

01:47:33.820 real quick

01:47:34.400 this is smaller cost three now

01:47:35.960 oh god

01:47:37.880 what's going on in that picture

01:47:39.380 this is what they do I guess 1.00

01:47:41.560 oh shit 1.00

01:47:42.060 I like they have to keep listing their heights 0.99

01:47:44.140 look look

01:47:44.720 she's jerking 1.00

01:47:45.340 this is what they do 0.98

01:47:46.040 oh my god

01:47:47.460 okay

01:47:47.900 okay

01:47:48.440 they do a lot huh

01:47:49.920 it's like a show I guess

01:47:51.300 it's just a raunchy show

01:47:52.720 I guess it's less stripping

01:47:54.120 more show

01:47:54.860 yeah but then they call up 0.95

01:47:56.380 some like pervert from the audience 0.83

01:47:57.800 you're winning me back 0.92

01:47:58.280 it's weird

01:47:58.880 I would never go to this

01:47:59.880 but

01:48:00.420 I mean

01:48:02.400 not as

01:48:03.760 degenerate as I thought

01:48:05.200 I guess 0.60

01:48:05.780 but still gross

01:48:07.620 let's see what this

01:48:08.780 that one is

01:48:09.820 push up contest

01:48:11.540 man bro

01:48:12.600 he me and grove's gonna be awesome

01:48:13.740 dude

01:48:14.420 imagine losing

01:48:16.080 like

01:48:17.000 imagine losing

01:48:17.880 a push up contest

01:48:18.760 to these chicks

01:48:19.520 I don't know 1.00

01:48:24.560 what the fuck is going on 0.99

01:48:25.400 right now 0.99

01:48:25.740 now it's becoming

01:48:26.400 a midget twerking 1.00

01:48:27.420 oh god 0.97

01:48:28.340 look at that little flap

01:48:29.840 I talked about rolling up

01:48:31.060 yeah

01:48:31.560 oh no

01:48:35.320 I know what you're talking about

01:48:36.880 yeah

01:48:37.120 I'm about to block

01:48:38.660 Lila Hart

01:48:39.740 about to water balloon 1.00

01:48:42.220 that bitch 1.00

01:48:42.760 I'm gonna come 1.00

01:48:43.640 I don't even believe in god

01:48:45.820 and this is a sin

01:48:46.680 this is awful dude

01:48:48.800 it's an abomination 0.69

01:48:49.680 looks like the mud flaps

01:48:51.840 on the back of a jeep wrangler

01:48:53.380 I gotta piss like a racehorse 0.84

01:48:55.460 can we end this on our 0.62

01:48:56.520 on our best friend

01:48:58.120 end this

01:48:58.840 you wanna end the red 1.00

01:48:59.820 oh the toad bitch 1.00

01:49:00.880 yeah 1.00

01:49:01.600 I wanna see what she's been up to

01:49:03.440 or anything that she's been up to

01:49:04.460 oh

01:49:04.820 buck tooth jesus

01:49:06.160 yeah what has she been up to

01:49:07.140 yeah I wanna see

01:49:07.320 I wanna see what

01:49:07.860 she has for us

01:49:09.000 lately

01:49:09.480 if she got anything 1.00

01:49:11.240 what that bitch been cooking 1.00

01:49:13.180 cause I'm 1.00

01:49:13.820 like we're

01:49:14.620 we're almost

01:49:15.420 two hours

01:49:16.320 I mean

01:49:16.700 I know it's been a fun episode

01:49:17.960 though right

01:49:18.340 it's been a great episode

01:49:19.080 I had a good time with you guys

01:49:20.920 I think we should get rid of Clint

01:49:22.000 dude I laughed so hard

01:49:23.880 you know what it really started

01:49:26.540 when it got nice

01:49:27.280 is when Cole showed up

01:49:28.320 and we all saw his hair

01:49:29.380 and we saw his eyes

01:49:30.180 and we saw how he looked

01:49:31.200 I can't believe I laughed that hard

01:49:33.120 talking about maps

01:49:34.680 do you guys know that

01:49:35.900 atheism is a religion 0.99

01:49:36.920 yeah

01:49:37.900 uh

01:49:38.920 if you wanna watch this one

01:49:39.780 not impressed Chris

01:49:40.980 oh no

01:49:41.420 beyblade

01:49:41.760 beyblade battle

01:49:42.740 no beyblade 0.99

01:49:43.740 oh fuck yeah 1.00

01:49:44.540 beyblade battle 0.99

01:49:45.740 850 views

01:49:47.000 it's actually

01:49:47.560 she's probably like

01:49:48.340 this is a banger

01:49:49.280 I hope she calls it a move

01:49:50.780 like fireball

01:49:51.760 oh I hope so dude

01:49:53.040 dragon spin

01:49:54.960 she just can't shut 1.00

01:49:57.300 her fucking mouth 1.00

01:49:57.980 huh 1.00

01:49:58.300 oh dude

01:49:59.040 no

01:49:59.680 physically impossible

01:50:00.860 always teeth

01:50:01.640 her teeth can't fit 1.00

01:50:04.480 in her mouth 0.98

01:50:04.880 okay

01:50:05.140 I got blue

01:50:06.000 blue top

01:50:07.140 oh yeah

01:50:07.780 I remember always being jealous

01:50:08.880 watching the kids

01:50:09.540 with the beyblades 0.99

01:50:10.300 playing beyblades

01:50:11.060 yeah I'm on blue as well

01:50:12.260 alright guys

01:50:13.020 who do we got

01:50:13.480 everybody take your

01:50:14.180 I got blue

01:50:15.440 red getting some big

01:50:16.420 kids in

01:50:16.940 blue and blue

01:50:19.020 no red's got it 1.00

01:50:20.500 oh shit 1.00

01:50:21.440 oh red's got it 1.00

01:50:23.280 come on

01:50:23.660 there you go red

01:50:24.500 there you go red

01:50:25.680 red

01:50:26.240 oh red 1.00

01:50:26.500 bitch 1.00

01:50:27.820 all right 1.00

01:50:28.220 we'll see

01:50:28.580 these pieces

01:50:29.280 was that hers too

01:50:30.660 was she red

01:50:31.220 was she red

01:50:32.020 she seemed pretty excited

01:50:32.960 about it

01:50:33.300 I don't know

01:50:34.140 I don't know

01:50:34.500 yeah which one was she 0.55

01:50:35.280 she was red

01:50:35.960 make more beyblade content

01:50:37.140 okay

01:50:37.740 the blue rim

01:50:38.980 yeah she was red

01:50:39.720 she won

01:50:40.120 oh yeah

01:50:40.780 hell yeah

01:50:41.600 hell yeah 1.00

01:50:42.640 she fucking grinds dog 1.00

01:50:44.000 she has the 1.00

01:50:44.720 oh there's another one

01:50:46.540 dude let's just watch beyblades 0.99

01:50:48.400 I was growing up

01:50:49.540 we had something called

01:50:50.560 beyblades

01:50:51.940 you know the whole meme

01:50:53.640 let it rip 0.95

01:50:54.720 I bought for myself

01:50:56.480 this little plastic one

01:50:58.660 because I was like

01:50:59.420 oh yeah I had one as a kid

01:51:00.840 and I thought it'd be fun

01:51:01.700 uh VIP merch

01:51:03.240 you're getting beyblades 1.00

01:51:04.400 oh dude

01:51:05.760 I didn't do that

01:51:06.700 on this channel

01:51:07.340 for long enough

01:51:07.980 oh dude

01:51:08.420 all with different colors

01:51:09.520 like different uh

01:51:10.800 different aesthetic colors

01:51:11.820 for different shows

01:51:12.620 really that 0.99

01:51:13.840 cheap little shit thing 1.00

01:51:15.280 you're really gonna buy that 1.00

01:51:16.640 here let me outdo you

01:51:18.520 real quick

01:51:19.100 he bought me

01:51:20.420 a little arena

01:51:21.900 and a bunch of

01:51:23.320 different metal ones 0.99

01:51:24.540 fuck yeah 0.99

01:51:25.160 and this is what happens 1.00

01:51:26.220 when you tell your spouse

01:51:27.220 about your childhood

01:51:28.240 she doesn't deserve that

01:51:29.560 but not to his

01:51:30.980 personal expectations

01:51:32.340 and then he gets you

01:51:33.660 better ones

01:51:34.580 so when

01:51:35.740 I don't understand 0.98

01:51:36.520 what the fuck 1.00

01:51:37.080 she's talking about 1.00

01:51:37.380 I don't know

01:51:37.540 what she said at all

01:51:38.300 but I know

01:51:38.840 this is

01:51:40.300 well it's been rough 0.99

01:51:41.300 let's fucking watch 0.99

01:51:45.140 one more 0.99

01:51:45.660 let's watch this one here

01:51:47.200 does she have any

01:51:47.620 philosophical things

01:51:48.540 she wants to

01:51:48.980 it's her talking about

01:51:49.800 Pope Francis down there

01:51:51.200 okay

01:51:51.520 that was last week

01:51:52.320 we did that one

01:51:52.860 we talked about that one

01:51:53.940 oh no no no no no

01:51:55.080 do you not

01:51:55.760 do you not see what

01:51:56.340 that says on the left

01:51:57.120 all Abrahamic divisions

01:51:58.260 are morally black

01:51:59.840 morally black 0.99

01:52:01.200 whoa 0.99

01:52:01.760 clearly

01:52:02.140 alright well

01:52:02.780 you have my

01:52:03.280 so immoral 0.87

01:52:04.000 you have my attention

01:52:05.160 yeah 0.99

01:52:06.380 she doesn't like niggers 1.00

01:52:07.840 what 0.99

01:52:08.160 yikes bro

01:52:09.120 it seems that you're wrong

01:52:11.060 consider the following

01:52:12.800 how women 1.00

01:52:14.460 are objects

01:52:15.560 in Islam

01:52:16.560 with the sources

01:52:17.640 or

01:52:18.700 how about

01:52:19.560 this one

01:52:20.300 and consider this

01:52:23.300 because

01:52:23.800 I know animals

01:52:24.760 technically aren't people

01:52:25.980 but they're still

01:52:26.640 living breathing things

01:52:27.740 that you guys

01:52:28.460 apparently

01:52:29.080 treat horribly

01:52:30.260 yikes bro

01:52:32.000 it seems that

01:52:33.140 you're wrong

01:52:33.920 that was awful

01:52:35.640 oh no

01:52:36.080 I guess

01:52:36.620 we can't end on that

01:52:37.900 we have to watch

01:52:38.580 uh

01:52:38.940 with the weird

01:52:39.920 it did say that

01:52:41.520 in the Quran

01:52:42.580 you're still considered

01:52:43.420 pure

01:52:43.840 even if you 1.00

01:52:44.400 fuck a goat 1.00

01:52:45.020 I don't like this 1.00

01:52:46.120 not impressed

01:52:47.040 Chris Valente

01:52:47.940 so she's already

01:52:48.660 calling out somebody

01:52:49.520 that we have no idea

01:52:50.500 I have no idea

01:52:51.140 who that is

01:52:51.780 she is an 0.87

01:52:52.640 unimpressive

01:52:53.920 acquaintance of hers

01:52:55.260 let's find out

01:52:56.040 you know what

01:52:56.500 I'm absolutely

01:52:57.540 sick to death of

01:52:58.640 take out the slur

01:52:59.340 and apologize

01:52:59.860 I'm sick to death

01:53:01.180 of these content

01:53:02.140 creators that

01:53:03.020 you know

01:53:03.620 place themselves

01:53:04.700 as like

01:53:05.220 a moral pillar

01:53:06.500 of some kind

01:53:07.420 and then they say

01:53:08.620 a lot of stuff

01:53:09.660 ablest

01:53:11.100 like bro

01:53:12.380 broski pop

01:53:13.420 friend

01:53:13.840 you're really

01:53:14.300 gonna sit there

01:53:15.240 and paint yourself

01:53:16.500 as this

01:53:16.940 more upstanding

01:53:18.280 person

01:53:18.900 oh he has like

01:53:19.360 3 million followers

01:53:20.460 on tiktok

01:53:20.920 you're saying stuff

01:53:21.640 that's considered

01:53:22.840 ableist

01:53:23.820 what

01:53:25.260 that kinda seems

01:53:26.980 a little

01:53:27.620 hypocritical 0.91

01:53:29.420 perhaps 0.97

01:53:29.960 yeah

01:53:30.640 for sure

01:53:31.060 look I can't change

01:53:32.140 how other people

01:53:33.340 you know

01:53:34.160 behave in the world

01:53:35.440 but I can't change

01:53:36.340 how I respond

01:53:37.100 he said retard 0.60

01:53:37.840 and that's why

01:53:38.800 I made this video

01:53:39.800 because I'm sick

01:53:40.720 and tired of it

01:53:41.620 yes

01:53:42.060 get off your moral

01:53:43.160 grandstanding

01:53:43.860 if you're not

01:53:44.420 actually gonna be

01:53:45.180 a good person

01:53:45.680 I'm glad somebody

01:53:47.340 finally said it

01:53:48.100 no one was calling

01:53:50.340 him out

01:53:50.660 I'm glad she did it

01:53:51.500 Chris you're not

01:53:52.220 funny

01:53:52.520 you're not allowed 0.93

01:53:53.160 to say retard 0.55

01:53:53.840 okay

01:53:54.220 there's hard things

01:53:56.060 in this life

01:53:56.560 to say

01:53:57.020 and not all

01:53:57.920 of us have 0.99

01:53:58.700 the balls

01:53:59.980 the mortal fortitude 1.00

01:54:01.220 as a retarded man 0.98

01:54:02.780 I'm offended by it 0.97

01:54:03.840 yeah

01:54:04.360 I'm glad she did it 1.00

01:54:05.680 fuck that nigga 1.00

01:54:06.460 what was his name 1.00

01:54:07.040 Christopher

01:54:07.800 he does have a lot

01:54:10.240 of followers

01:54:10.640 I wanted to ask you

01:54:11.880 what kind of 1.00

01:54:12.820 fucking globe 1.00

01:54:13.580 do you have 1.00

01:54:14.280 in your house

01:54:15.440 right now

01:54:16.020 Toad

01:54:16.400 yeah

01:54:17.940 I don't have one

01:54:18.680 It's the Tower Power Hour 0.96

01:54:20.380 Slut 1.00

01:54:21.000 It's the Tower Power Hour 0.99

01:54:22.160 Bitch 1.00

01:54:22.660 No way Jose 0.86

01:54:23.740 Liberty Lockdown

01:54:25.320 Clint 1.00

01:54:26.660 Bitch 1.00

01:54:27.180 Reed 0.99

01:54:28.340 Cole

01:54:31.020 Top Lobster

01:54:33.120 and Toad

01:54:34.040 Tower Gang

01:54:35.320 Tower Gang

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01:54:36.900 Tower Gang

01:54:37.860 Tower Gang

01:54:38.360 Tower Gang

01:54:38.860 Liberty Lock

01:54:39.660 is truth say

01:54:40.480 Same with Lobster

01:54:41.820 Cole and Jose

01:54:42.800 Toad is sick

01:54:44.180 No way Jose

01:54:45.080 It's the Tower Power Hour 0.72

01:54:46.480 Slut 1.00

01:54:46.880 They made Dave spent 0.98

01:54:47.800 all his

01:54:48.360 Tower Gang

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01:54:53.060 Tower Gang

01:54:53.860 Tower Gang

01:54:53.880 They made Dave

01:55:10.640 Tower Gang

01:55:12.760 That's all folks

01:55:14.040 We'll be right back.

Tower Gang - May 05, 2025

Ep 227 - Map Rubbing

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