Tower Gang - Ep 226 - A Cousin Year

00:00:00.000 A letter to Israel.

00:00:30.000 As much as dumb stuff as black people do and as often as they go to prison, where do

00:00:52.280 they keep coming from?

00:00:53.460 They are basically farm equipment.

00:00:54.900 That's crazy.

00:00:57.340 If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go.

00:01:00.000 Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans.

00:01:05.480 Let's go straight up to Israel.

00:01:09.240 I'm not even fucking kidding.

00:01:14.800 I go by the gut, baby.

00:01:16.180 I shoot from the hips.

00:01:17.020 I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass.

00:01:20.480 I've just only said the truth.

00:01:23.180 The next cock up is a very nice cock.

00:01:27.540 Because it would hurt.

00:01:28.720 I wouldn't be able to take it.

00:01:30.000 It's not what this show is about.

00:01:34.440 This shit is retarded.

00:01:38.680 Give me this.

00:01:39.840 Give me that.

00:01:40.680 Fucking heater, dude.

00:01:42.160 I can't wait to go to Mr. Fister's trial.

00:01:46.560 I'm going to go, baby.

00:01:47.520 I'm going to report live.

00:01:48.860 Yeah.

00:01:49.260 It's early June, right?

00:01:50.460 Oh, yeah.

00:01:51.080 It's my stroke anniversary.

00:01:52.640 June 10th.

00:01:52.780 That's right.

00:01:53.180 This could be right around Brogrove in a similar area.

00:01:55.580 It's my stroke-iversary.

00:01:56.740 It will literally run into the Brogrove festivities.

00:01:59.960 Are you all surprised that that monkey wasn't driving a stolen Dodge Charger?

00:02:05.280 Oh.

00:02:06.880 At the beginning?

00:02:07.360 That's it.

00:02:07.840 Yeah, I mean.

00:02:08.500 All right.

00:02:08.980 Swing and a miss, Cole.

00:02:10.000 You're on thin ice.

00:02:11.320 We just like, we're not even fucking.

00:02:13.380 What the fuck?

00:02:14.660 That's a good joke.

00:02:15.960 Dude, two minutes in.

00:02:17.220 I'm going to be honest with you, Cole.

00:02:18.100 If you don't improve your comedic timing, I'm going to make sure you die by fire.

00:02:22.140 Die by fire.

00:02:22.920 Die.

00:02:23.020 All right, guys.

00:02:26.960 I just want to jump right into this.

00:02:28.340 Have you guys heard of the Niggerverse?

00:02:31.080 Yeah.

00:02:32.140 It's all the rage.

00:02:33.320 I'm Raven.

00:02:35.180 Oh, what Raven's doing?

00:02:37.200 Yeah.

00:02:37.820 It's a new universe where Raven's reaching out for help or something.

00:02:40.100 It was good for about a day.

00:02:41.380 And then I was like, oh, he's still doing it?

00:02:43.000 He's still going.

00:02:43.860 He won't stop.

00:02:44.820 It was like mildly amusing at best throughout the entire.

00:02:48.220 Like, it was like, uh-huh.

00:02:49.300 Okay.

00:02:49.540 I think he was trying to stave off.

00:02:50.540 All of us is black.

00:02:51.600 That's funny.

00:02:52.420 And then he was just like, here's Tony Hinchcliffe.

00:02:54.980 It's black.

00:02:55.560 And I'm like, all right.

00:02:57.940 Okay.

00:02:59.020 It's become like a sickness.

00:03:00.780 It's kind of wild.

00:03:02.500 Here, where are we at?

00:03:04.180 It's like, it's all he can do now.

00:03:06.700 He's just random fucking Twitter users and shit.

00:03:12.420 I got to say, though.

00:03:13.900 Is that Ben Shapiro?

00:03:15.500 Tony Hinchcliffe was fucking a banger, though.

00:03:17.720 Oh, that is good.

00:03:18.700 Honestly, they're all kind of bangers.

00:03:20.280 The jokes that go along with them are great.

00:03:21.940 I'll give them that.

00:03:23.060 By the way, the Tony Hinchcliffe one looks exactly like a, there's an actor that plays

00:03:29.040 on.

00:03:30.200 A black cat.

00:03:31.320 I was going to call him Jimmy Hinchcliffe.

00:03:35.160 The Steve Irwin one is just ludicrous.

00:03:37.320 The Steve Irwin one's insane.

00:03:38.660 It's just like they made him purple.

00:03:40.240 Honestly, the funniest one is Top, because Top isn't even black.

00:03:43.780 He just becomes Indian.

00:03:45.280 Like, if you scroll down enough.

00:03:47.040 He looks totally evil.

00:03:47.860 He looks Indian.

00:03:49.180 He's not even black.

00:03:50.180 He looks like Peek Durka Durka.

00:03:52.740 Yes.

00:03:54.180 Those are the really bad ones.

00:03:56.780 I look like Patrice O'Neill.

00:03:58.380 That's an American Airlines pilot's worst nightmare.

00:04:01.220 I've seen that look.

00:04:02.620 I was looking for the one.

00:04:03.500 That's a dude who's about to hijack your ass.

00:04:05.580 Here's the one that got us in a little bit of trouble.

00:04:08.960 Oh, no.

00:04:09.960 Why?

00:04:10.860 I don't want to recap this.

00:04:12.140 Yeah.

00:04:12.740 This is not content.

00:04:14.100 How does the black Jose hair look better than Jose's actual hair?

00:04:18.100 I know.

00:04:18.380 It looks pretty sick, right?

00:04:19.560 I thought it looked pretty dope as a black guy.

00:04:20.700 It's like the wrong color, though.

00:04:21.860 It's like when black people...

00:04:23.240 You never want to have your hair be a lighter color than your skin.

00:04:26.180 You know what I mean?

00:04:26.420 My wife saw your hair...

00:04:27.600 I think it looks pretty sick.

00:04:28.180 She saw your hair on the Jake Shields show, and she was like, why is Jose's hair so goofy?

00:04:32.200 And I was like, I don't know.

00:04:33.340 I'm not going to entertain this question.

00:04:35.860 It seemed like he did it on purpose, right?

00:04:37.960 I agree with Mama Heavies.

00:04:39.560 I think your hair looked like shit.

00:04:43.120 It looked a little bit like shit.

00:04:44.500 Yeah, I'll give you that.

00:04:47.820 Fuck you, Rich.

00:04:49.000 You went on National...

00:04:49.380 Star, David, we're not going to be controlled by you.

00:04:52.400 We have to create enough content for next week's Lainey Edit first, all right?

00:04:55.780 That's what we do.

00:04:56.540 We have to create content for next week's Lainey Edit so that we can actually have one.

00:04:59.460 That's literally the whole purpose of the first hour of the show is just to give Lainey content for the other hour again.

00:05:04.640 Struggling.

00:05:05.100 What are you going to do about it, Lainey?

00:05:06.160 I can't believe you went on National Racist TV with that hair, Jose.

00:05:10.120 With sick fucking hair?

00:05:11.480 Yeah.

00:05:11.860 Okay.

00:05:12.940 You know, you're like...

00:05:14.160 You're like...

00:05:15.060 What do they call...

00:05:15.940 Do they call them the Beavers?

00:05:17.140 What do they call the Justin Bieber fans?

00:05:19.400 Yeah, Belieber.

00:05:20.460 The Belieber.

00:05:21.220 Dude, you look like it's not a Belieber.

00:05:23.000 It needs to be.

00:05:23.760 That's correct.

00:05:24.040 You look like fucking Jeffrey Dahmer.

00:05:26.100 Yeah.

00:05:26.360 Isn't that cool?

00:05:27.060 You look like Jeffrey Dahmer if he was a Belieber.

00:05:30.280 That's what I was going for, actually.

00:05:31.760 Yeah, that's the vibe.

00:05:34.100 I'm going to be Sean Bidges.

00:05:35.560 You look like a powerlifting Jeffrey Dahmer Belieber.

00:05:38.160 Yeah.

00:05:39.420 I actually kind of like that.

00:05:40.820 That's pretty sick.

00:05:43.720 That is quite the conundrum of a human being.

00:05:46.020 If that's what you were going for, you fucking nailed it.

00:05:48.160 You nailed it.

00:05:48.480 Anyways, can we talk about sucking our cousin's dicks?

00:05:51.860 Jesus Christ.

00:05:52.500 Yeah, have you ever done that?

00:05:53.620 Our cousin's foreplay.

00:05:55.040 Top masturbated with his cousin.

00:05:56.940 We know that.

00:05:57.440 Is this where we admit or tell that his cousin's dicks?

00:06:00.560 There's a big difference between with and in the same room.

00:06:05.500 He was there.

00:06:06.620 Right.

00:06:07.380 Kind of like I was there for the threesome, but I wasn't participating in it.

00:06:10.200 You wasn't with the threesome.

00:06:11.860 Yeah.

00:06:12.320 You were there, though.

00:06:13.560 You were present for it.

00:06:15.120 Basically, like jerking off in a college dorm.

00:06:17.540 Like, basically, it's like-

00:06:19.020 Hey, I've done that before.

00:06:19.580 Yeah, we've all done that.

00:06:20.660 Well, the ones that went to college.

00:06:22.300 It's like, it happens.

00:06:23.440 You guys told me I was weird for doing it.

00:06:25.080 What the fuck?

00:06:25.560 You ever jerk off with somebody back-to-back, Cole?

00:06:29.500 Back-to-back?

00:06:31.760 Like, you're doing the move and shooting games when you go back-to-back and kind of rotate?

00:06:38.960 Take 10 steps and shoot ropes, baby.

00:06:43.940 If that doesn't make the Laney edit, I don't know what that is.

00:06:47.980 Cole, you've redeemed yourself on fucking Easter Tuesday, Easter Wednesday.

00:06:52.840 Good for you, Cole.

00:06:53.540 All right, so for the backstory, Kanye West released his much-anticipated new single,

00:06:58.040 and it's about sucking his cousin's dick for fucking 10 years.

00:07:01.040 His single killed the Pope.

00:07:02.460 That is true.

00:07:03.320 It did.

00:07:03.800 Oh, it did, yeah.

00:07:04.580 Yeah.

00:07:04.840 Wow.

00:07:05.300 Didn't even think about that.

00:07:06.400 Can you imagine the Pope being a big Kanye West fan, and he presses play, and he's just

00:07:10.580 like, this is fire.

00:07:12.780 This is fire.

00:07:14.000 You know, the Pope had-

00:07:15.640 I feel the hellfire.

00:07:16.760 Have you heard the Pope's album?

00:07:19.440 Here we go.

00:07:19.940 What?

00:07:20.120 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:07:23.680 The Pope has a progressive rock album.

00:07:26.020 Oh, my God.

00:07:26.420 Is this a joke?

00:07:27.120 Is this a pun that's coming, or does it really-

00:07:29.920 Oh, I was waiting for a pun here, and you'd be like, did it-

00:07:32.360 No, he does.

00:07:33.640 Are you talking about the Deadpool?

00:07:35.000 Yeah.

00:07:35.660 Prog rock album?

00:07:36.860 Yeah.

00:07:37.220 Other abuses.

00:07:37.720 Like, at what age?

00:07:40.080 Could we play a little bit of the A's song recently?

00:07:42.340 Probably when he was in his 70s, I would guess.

00:07:44.480 Oh, that's probably going to get us taken off of Spotify.

00:07:46.600 We actually got a video taken off Spotify, or an episode taken off Spotify.

00:07:50.600 I don't even know which one it is.

00:07:51.380 We don't even know which one.

00:07:52.240 I don't know what it was.

00:07:53.140 I scrolled through, and I was like, this looks okay.

00:07:55.380 I mean, but they went back.

00:07:56.120 I didn't see anything missing.

00:07:57.280 Yeah.

00:07:57.400 I guess that's a thing now.

00:07:58.280 Spotify pulling shit.

00:07:59.660 Yeah.

00:07:59.840 They decided, well, whatever we said, that's what I'm saying.

00:08:01.780 Whatever we said, if Spotify pulled it-

00:08:03.720 I bet you it was G-related.

00:08:04.780 It was hate speech, whatever it was.

00:08:06.620 We don't ever talk about that.

00:08:07.920 Yeah.

00:08:08.080 You know how a little bit narrows it down?

00:08:10.080 Yeah, right?

00:08:12.060 What I don't understand about it is when we get a episode struck, and I'm just like,

00:08:16.120 what about the other hundred?

00:08:17.540 Like, why aren't you just-

00:08:18.540 Why aren't you just looking at all of them?

00:08:20.700 Are those not cool enough?

00:08:22.020 Are we not cool enough to get more struck?

00:08:23.280 Is it just one?

00:08:23.920 Are we going to keep those deleted still?

00:08:25.120 Oh, wait.

00:08:25.300 It's Spotify, though.

00:08:26.160 So, yeah.

00:08:26.460 Spotify.

00:08:26.940 We have so much shit there.

00:08:28.020 If they decide to pull the trigger, we're gone.

00:08:29.240 You know the person manually reviewing this thing?

00:08:31.140 You know that they're laughing at the show.

00:08:33.480 No, they're not.

00:08:33.980 No, they're not.

00:08:34.780 They're fucking-

00:08:35.460 God.

00:08:36.580 It's in behind.

00:08:37.340 Uh-oh.

00:08:39.400 So, don't go.

00:08:40.720 I like how we decided.

00:08:42.920 We're like, we got pulled from Spotify.

00:08:44.560 Play a fucking song from a major record label.

00:08:49.420 Is it just me, or is the song kind of dope?

00:08:51.820 No, pause it.

00:08:52.400 Why is it all auto-tune?

00:08:53.620 This is-

00:08:54.220 Pause it, Tyler.

00:08:56.400 I don't know what he said.

00:08:56.920 This is not even auto-tune.

00:08:58.340 This is fucking-

00:08:59.140 This is like weird, demonic frequencies.

00:09:02.280 Yeah, like if you play backwards or something-

00:09:03.980 They're like low tones.

00:09:05.440 At a different speed, it's going to like give you some sort of satanic message, I'm pretty

00:09:09.740 sure.

00:09:10.440 I think the satanic message is sucking his cousin's dick for 10 years.

00:09:14.920 No, that's the light shit, dude.

00:09:17.040 This is legit.

00:09:17.760 Like music Clint would vibe to, just like cruising with his court with his fucking hood down.

00:09:22.300 Dude, you're absolutely right.

00:09:22.860 Dude, my problem with this is-

00:09:23.520 A hundred percent.

00:09:24.220 This is vibe.

00:09:25.200 This is shit.

00:09:25.720 I wouldn't understand.

00:09:27.300 Keep playing it.

00:09:28.480 Well, I wouldn't be-

00:09:29.500 I don't understand a word that's being said.

00:09:31.600 I mean, it's-

00:09:32.060 It's about sucking off cousins.

00:09:33.720 I can tell you-

00:09:33.920 I understand that.

00:09:34.620 But somebody would have to tell me-

00:09:36.020 Someone has to give me the transcript because I have no idea what the-

00:09:39.120 Oh yeah, I don't know what he's saying either.

00:09:40.180 I don't think he could be any clearer.

00:09:41.580 I gave my cousin head.

00:09:42.660 He says it like 20 times.

00:09:44.500 Yes, I understand that.

00:09:45.640 I can't tell what he's saying.

00:09:47.140 Here's the thing.

00:09:47.620 Wait up.

00:09:47.840 Do you think he really did give his cousin head or do you think he's just-

00:09:50.720 No.

00:09:50.780 I think he's been pretty explicit about it.

00:09:52.460 Wait, wait.

00:09:53.520 Wait.

00:09:53.880 Do you want me to read the lyrics?

00:09:56.260 I don't think he's leaving it up for interpretation.

00:09:58.740 I brought the lyrics up.

00:09:59.880 Wait, wait, wait.

00:10:00.160 Listen, listen.

00:10:00.520 I don't think it's a metaphor.

00:10:01.940 Do you want me to read the lyrics?

00:10:03.040 I have them up.

00:10:03.780 Actually, if you read the lyrics, that would probably be-

00:10:05.800 It's kind of like that Key and Peele sketch where it's like they have the rapper and they're

00:10:10.200 just-

00:10:10.880 And he's like-

00:10:12.520 What do you-

00:10:12.760 Oh, wait.

00:10:13.000 We got-

00:10:13.320 We got-

00:10:13.640 Here they are.

00:10:14.100 He's like his cousin.

00:10:16.420 Wait up.

00:10:16.900 Shut up.

00:10:17.120 Shut up.

00:10:17.300 Cool.

00:10:17.480 Shut up.

00:10:17.660 Cool.

00:10:22.060 Oh my God.

00:10:23.120 I still-

00:10:24.040 Give my cousin head.

00:10:25.460 While you say that.

00:10:27.440 Give my cousin head.

00:10:28.880 What do you guys think?

00:10:29.920 You think he sucked off his cousin or what?

00:10:32.780 I don't know, dude.

00:10:33.660 I feel like it's a elaborate.

00:10:34.960 I like how he's pointing at the lyrics I gave my cousin head.

00:10:38.440 Can you go back real quick?

00:10:39.700 Can you go back just to the-

00:10:40.400 Who do you think it all means?

00:10:43.100 So he said he was reading dirty magazines.

00:10:45.340 We seen some niggas kiss.

00:10:47.520 So they were reading gay magazines.

00:10:49.740 Yeah, and we didn't know what that shit means, so we started reacting.

00:10:52.440 They found a gay magazine at their home.

00:10:54.140 Like, why is there a gay magazine at your house?

00:10:55.880 So they're looking at, yeah, they're looking at porn magazines, and they don't know what

00:10:59.700 they're looking at, so then they decide, hey, let's do this.

00:11:01.520 It means somebody has a closeted dad.

00:11:03.080 That's what that means.

00:11:04.760 Oh, they're kissing all their second-each-other's dicks.

00:11:06.780 Reading dirty magazines.

00:11:07.980 We seen some niggas kissing.

00:11:09.380 We ain't know what that shit mean.

00:11:11.040 What magazine was it?

00:11:11.880 We saw it reenacting everything that we have seen.

00:11:13.920 That's when I gave my cousin hair, gave my cousin hair.

00:11:18.260 I don't think it means what you guys think it means.

00:11:20.980 I feel like it's deeper than that.

00:11:22.500 Well, that's like the same with the Key and Peele sketch where they have the rapper, and

00:11:25.980 he's being on trial, and they were like, in your rap album, you said-

00:11:29.700 That's what this is.

00:11:31.060 You were like, in your album, you said, I killed whatever, the guy's name.

00:11:35.680 I shot him 50 times in the chest.

00:11:37.780 And they were like, it's just lyrics, man.

00:11:39.640 It don't mean nothing.

00:11:40.420 I love the next line, and I know these niggas about to judge me now.

00:11:44.880 It's like, yeah, dude.

00:11:46.620 Yeah, absolutely.

00:11:47.860 I'm gay, and they're going to judge me for it.

00:11:48.820 At least he's self-conscious about it.

00:11:50.000 They thought I was gay.

00:12:03.400 We have to read this to the audience, because there's no way they can tell the fuck you're

00:12:06.600 saying that.

00:12:06.720 Yeah, you cannot.

00:12:07.860 You cannot read it.

00:12:09.460 All right.

00:12:10.420 This is wild.

00:12:11.400 These lyrics are insane.

00:12:12.600 This is a whole lot of show.

00:12:13.440 Let's just read the lyrics.

00:12:15.880 What does it really mean?

00:12:17.620 We're not going back.

00:12:18.380 We're starting here.

00:12:19.120 All right.

00:12:19.280 Let's find out.

00:12:19.600 I know these niggas context trying to be expressed here.

00:12:22.500 Does this speak to the larger black experience, or is this more of a niche community thing?

00:12:26.540 What's the metaphor for sucking your cousin's dick?

00:12:29.720 Go to the last verse.

00:12:31.020 I mean, the previous verse.

00:12:32.520 Tyler, just skip back a little bit.

00:12:34.160 What kind of four-dick chess is this?

00:12:35.840 I feel like it's a...

00:12:37.840 All right, all right.

00:12:38.460 Please read this.

00:12:38.800 It's kind of like it's a parable about the existential angst of a small child.

00:12:44.540 It is a parable.

00:12:45.940 This is a parable, right?

00:12:47.700 All right.

00:12:48.220 No, no, no.

00:12:48.780 Let's fucking...

00:12:50.460 Cole, we're going to figure out what Kanye West is really saying.

00:12:54.360 He never actually sucked his cousin's dick.

00:12:55.940 Or you tell them young niggas to stay away from those dirty magazines.

00:12:58.800 This is what this is.

00:12:59.760 Right.

00:13:00.200 Not you.

00:13:00.740 Not you, Jose.

00:13:01.820 Jose, not you.

00:13:03.020 Toad.

00:13:04.780 Okay.

00:13:05.920 I was just going to say, this is like when he was posting the porn online, right?

00:13:09.060 Read the fucking lyrics, Toad.

00:13:11.920 Hanging with my cousin, reading dirty magazines.

00:13:14.540 We've seen some niggas kiss, and we ain't know shit.

00:13:17.940 We ain't know what that shit means.

00:13:19.660 God damn it.

00:13:20.320 Why is he...

00:13:21.120 What?

00:13:22.260 Does Toad not know where to put the emphasis on this?

00:13:25.520 No, I know.

00:13:26.160 Like you're doing slam poetry.

00:13:28.140 Read it like you're doing slam poetry, Toad.

00:13:29.920 Come on.

00:13:30.300 Fucking give us some soul.

00:13:31.260 Can we come to read it like Kanye reads it?

00:13:33.700 Start back with we've seen some, please.

00:13:35.460 We've seen some niggas kiss, and we ain't know what I mean shit.

00:13:38.360 The funny thing is, it actually rhymes, and he still does it like when he said it.

00:13:41.900 It didn't rhyme when he said it.

00:13:43.580 This is so funny.

00:13:44.860 Honestly, this is why black people hate white people, and I get it.

00:13:48.140 Dude, I got flow.

00:13:49.300 I got rhythm.

00:13:49.940 What are you talking about?

00:13:50.680 No, you don't.

00:13:51.100 How come black people don't understand why white people hate black people?

00:13:54.080 This is a perfect example of why they don't like it, because we take their music, and then

00:13:57.640 we say it in a white voice, and it shows how ludicrous it is, because if you didn't

00:14:00.840 say it in a white voice, you wouldn't realize how ludicrous it is.

00:14:02.600 Maybe this is what the song means.

00:14:05.540 White people not understanding black people is like giving your cousin head.

00:14:10.120 That's what it's like.

00:14:11.620 It is like the same thing.

00:14:13.020 That's what he's doing.

00:14:14.480 He's pointing out.

00:14:15.200 Toad, read it, but make sense, Toad.

00:14:17.980 If you don't, I'm going to fucking fly to your house and kill you.

00:14:20.300 Go.

00:14:21.100 Hanging with my cousin, reading dirty magazines.

00:14:23.520 We seen some niggas kiss, and we ain't know what that shit mean.

00:14:26.420 Let's go.

00:14:26.900 Then we start reenacting everything that we had seen.

00:14:30.100 That's when I gave my cousin head.

00:14:32.260 Gave my cousin head.

00:14:33.760 Gave my cousin head.

00:14:35.160 I gave my cousin head.

00:14:36.720 I gave my cousin head.

00:14:38.200 There you go.

00:14:38.560 Nailed it.

00:14:39.000 Nailed it, Toad.

00:14:39.820 Yeah.

00:14:40.960 There you go.

00:14:41.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:14:42.380 You're going.

00:14:42.720 You're going.

00:14:43.260 You're flowing.

00:14:43.980 I'm feeling it.

00:14:45.180 All right.

00:14:45.400 Go to 60 seconds.

00:14:46.080 And I know these niggas are about to judge me now.

00:14:48.180 And I know these niggas are about to judge me now.

00:14:51.480 You don't have to sing the second one, but yeah.

00:14:53.760 You don't have to sing the second one.

00:14:54.080 I think we're the chorus there.

00:14:55.160 Oh, yeah.

00:14:55.880 I know these niggas are about to judge me now.

00:14:57.700 Now, starting off when we was hanging out, my Boston accent's coming in.

00:15:01.740 No, no.

00:15:01.980 Hold up.

00:15:02.200 Hold up.

00:15:02.520 Hold up.

00:15:02.700 I'll do the parentheses.

00:15:04.140 You do the.

00:15:04.900 We're supposed to be a chorus.

00:15:06.060 Oh, is that how we're doing it?

00:15:07.300 Yeah.

00:15:07.560 And I know these niggas are about to judge me now.

00:15:09.640 And I know these niggas are about to judge me now.

00:15:11.480 Started off when we was hanging out.

00:15:13.460 Started off when we was hanging out.

00:15:15.340 Told my cousin not to tell nobody.

00:15:17.480 Please no, don't tell nobody.

00:15:19.260 People tell me, take it to my grave.

00:15:21.880 Truth will set you free someday.

00:15:23.980 Truth will set you free someday.

00:15:25.500 I don't think they understand that I'm not attracted to a man.

00:15:29.500 They thought I was gay.

00:15:31.960 I love that they thought I was gay.

00:15:34.580 Actually being in parentheses is just so perfect.

00:15:36.820 This is crazy.

00:15:38.200 They thought I was gay.

00:15:40.940 Nitrous don't help me.

00:15:42.020 No, let me do it.

00:15:42.600 Let me do it.

00:15:42.980 I want to do this one.

00:15:43.980 Nitrous don't help me.

00:15:44.840 It just put me in a trance.

00:15:46.420 I'm talking about euphoria.

00:15:47.780 I'm not talking about a man.

00:15:49.380 Older don't leave me because I need you by my side.

00:15:52.120 As long as you don't leave me, then I'll probably be all right.

00:15:54.640 At that one time that you left me, I didn't get no sleep that night.

00:15:57.920 Is this?

00:15:58.680 I'm going to come.

00:16:00.940 It is literally like, if you leave me, I'm gay.

00:16:03.660 And I'm insecure and I feel gay if you're not there.

00:16:05.780 That's what this is.

00:16:07.080 I think there actually is a deeper meaning and it makes it worse.

00:16:09.380 At that one time that you left me, I took 10 perks to get high.

00:16:11.680 Wait, no, Clint.

00:16:12.340 I can't understand that.

00:16:14.260 I need Toad to read.

00:16:14.940 I'm being dead serious.

00:16:16.380 I cannot understand.

00:16:18.340 When you put it to fucking rhymes, I just don't hear it.

00:16:22.240 It's weird.

00:16:23.120 Go ahead.

00:16:23.420 I agree.

00:16:27.460 Go ahead, Toad, please.

00:16:29.580 And that one time that you left me, I took 10 perks to get high.

00:16:33.060 10 perks to get high.

00:16:34.360 Pray that I don't die.

00:16:35.840 But if I die, see you in the sky.

00:16:38.660 Two pints of the quake way.

00:16:40.460 Don't leave.

00:16:41.200 Just stay, bae.

00:16:42.400 Let's go on a vacay.

00:16:43.840 Leave the world behind.

00:16:45.460 Beautiful.

00:16:46.060 Huh.

00:16:46.840 We can do the whole.

00:16:47.980 How does he end it?

00:16:48.680 I'm really halfway through this.

00:16:51.460 Oh, because there's a chorus.

00:16:52.640 There's a chorus.

00:16:53.680 Leave the world behind.

00:16:55.460 It's going to like.

00:16:56.200 Go ahead.

00:16:56.420 We already read that.

00:16:57.060 We already read that one.

00:16:57.860 I want Toad to read this one, though.

00:16:59.980 He did.

00:17:01.120 Yeah, I read that.

00:17:01.840 I think it's all the verses, because it's kind of repeating.

00:17:06.340 It's like the hooks.

00:17:07.760 They're repeating this verse.

00:17:08.840 That's all it was.

00:17:09.960 Yeah.

00:17:10.320 How does this end?

00:17:11.500 It just ends like that.

00:17:12.400 I don't know.

00:17:12.480 I think it's the one that they gave the world behind.

00:17:17.700 For it ends.

00:17:18.820 Dude.

00:17:18.980 That's the best part of the song.

00:17:19.800 This song is about sucking your cousin's dick, then dying and leaving the world behind.

00:17:23.820 This should be the better outfit.

00:17:24.260 No, I literally think it's literally telling you about the story of his faggot shit that

00:17:29.980 happened, and like now how he's insecure about it, and why he can't be away from his

00:17:33.460 woman, because it makes him feel like he's gay.

00:17:35.160 Nah, dog.

00:17:35.900 It's going to be in the hood.

00:17:36.900 Listen.

00:17:37.320 This is a social experiment.

00:17:38.660 This is going to be in the hood bumping, and some black dude's going to be like, I suck

00:17:42.120 my cousin's dick.

00:17:43.380 I suck my cousin's dick.

00:17:44.960 And like, that's the fucking-

00:17:45.860 I'm not afraid to say it, boys.

00:17:48.440 What's the cutoff age for sucking your cousin?

00:17:51.400 Yeah, we were asking that in a free chat.

00:17:53.740 Because it's like, it's understandable when you're a certain age.

00:17:57.200 So like, right.

00:17:58.080 Jose, can you say, hold on.

00:17:59.280 I'm not doing that.

00:18:00.440 Can you say nigger one time?

00:18:02.060 No, no.

00:18:02.620 Do it for me.

00:18:03.120 That's what your age is.

00:18:04.140 No, it's real.

00:18:04.800 Not in that context.

00:18:05.520 That's fucking weird.

00:18:07.340 No, so-

00:18:07.900 Yeah, can I say it one?

00:18:08.520 God, God, God, niggers.

00:18:12.120 Tyler, how much do we got to pay you to fucking get out and run a soundboard at Bohemian Grove?

00:18:20.260 Because that's just flawless right there.

00:18:23.660 Yeah.

00:18:25.620 Miss Yoki, you saw him say it, right?

00:18:28.900 Incredible.

00:18:30.200 What does it say?

00:18:30.860 Toad, cover it on the ukulele.

00:18:32.560 What the fuck is that?

00:18:33.340 Yeah, that'd be hype.

00:18:34.200 That actually would be really good.

00:18:35.600 Man, I would actually understand.

00:18:37.480 Toad, you should do that.

00:18:38.860 I'm not even kidding.

00:18:39.820 You should do that.

00:18:40.300 I'm not going to listen to it.

00:18:42.680 Dude, let's do a music video at Brogrove.

00:18:45.820 Toad.

00:18:46.800 All right, we're going to put this to an accompaniment.

00:18:49.120 We get Owen Benjamin, everything.

00:18:51.100 Fuck, we have everybody make a sick music.

00:18:52.940 We're going to make an accompaniment.

00:18:54.840 Owen Benjamin can play the piano as you-

00:18:57.300 We could make a fucking acoustic version of I Suck My Cousin's Dick.

00:19:02.760 That's crazy.

00:19:03.720 Thank you, Nate Diaz.

00:19:04.580 We could even get Owen to change up the lyrics to make it more of a change the message, but

00:19:08.840 still be funny and everything, and still be clearly that.

00:19:11.900 I love how Owen is like, he's got Kanye West's phone number, and the first thing he says

00:19:15.660 is like, this guy's a faggot.

00:19:17.280 I disavow.

00:19:18.200 I'm like, hilarious.

00:19:18.960 By the way, the original tweet, when Kanye tweeted this, I think the tweet is still up,

00:19:24.860 when he tweeted this song, I don't ever have said, I suck my cousin's dick, everybody's

00:19:28.600 like, not even paying attention to the fact that in the tweet, he also said his cousin

00:19:31.620 killed a pregnant lady.

00:19:33.880 Yeah, at like 14, which is the most like peak black behavior I could even like express.

00:19:39.480 She had a comment.

00:19:40.280 Keep in mind, though.

00:19:41.820 He said that he sucked his cousin's dick until he was 14, so that means that basically

00:19:46.040 he sucked his cousin's dick until he murdered somebody.

00:19:48.820 No, no, no.

00:19:49.460 He stopped sucking at 14.

00:19:51.520 He was sucking the evil out of his penis, and then he stopped sucking his dick.

00:19:55.320 Kanye is responsible for those deaths.

00:19:57.380 Yes, basically.

00:19:58.680 He had to keep sucking his dick.

00:19:59.740 He said he blamed himself.

00:20:01.200 He killed those people.

00:20:01.980 That's why he had to disclose this, because the secret was killing him.

00:20:05.220 Honestly, I just want to know when it becomes gay to suck your cousin's dick, because if

00:20:09.760 you're young enough and you're both like four or five, you're not gay.

00:20:13.240 If I catch my son at two years old right now, second is kind of thing, I'm like, this

00:20:17.960 faggot bitch is just like, that feels good.

00:20:21.920 And the other kid's like, that feels good.

00:20:23.120 And you're like, yeah, that does feel good.

00:20:24.880 I think there's no age cutoff for when it's gay.

00:20:27.820 There's no age cutoff for that.

00:20:29.080 But I would say that it's not pedophilia if it's a situation like you said.

00:20:33.340 He's saying like that for a two.

00:20:35.180 Why did that young say that word like that?

00:20:36.940 I hate it.

00:20:37.420 How did pedophilia come even into this?

00:20:39.560 Yeah, we're not talking about pedophilia.

00:20:40.660 Of course, the pedophile I was thinking about was like, it's not pedophilia.

00:20:46.080 Just to be clear, in this hypothetical, where I'm in this situation, it's not pedophilia.

00:20:50.280 Wait, what?

00:20:51.000 It's not pedophilia if it's your cousin, right?

00:20:53.640 Talking about incest, you fucking pervert.

00:20:56.740 As a child, child to child.

00:20:59.800 It's like, how can I make this about pedophilia?

00:21:01.860 How can I figure out a way to make pedophilia okay?

00:21:04.120 What if you're like 17 and 11 months?

00:21:06.280 It already was.

00:21:07.560 It already was okay.

00:21:08.900 Don't make me report you to those pedophile hunters again.

00:21:11.380 Jesus, dude.

00:21:13.060 Jesus.

00:21:14.100 It's sad.

00:21:14.860 They asked if this was a libertarian podcast, and my first inclination was to check on what

00:21:18.560 David Fite was doing right now.

00:21:21.540 And we see, like, what's more gay?

00:21:23.380 Just him doing a regular interview or us talking about sucking our cousin's dick?

00:21:28.960 And honestly.

00:21:29.660 Enjoy it, because I am the hardest.

00:21:32.720 That's right.

00:21:33.740 I am.

00:21:34.200 I can't tell if.

00:21:36.180 Do you think Toad is a fed or a pedophile or both?

00:21:39.260 Because they might kind of go hand in hand.

00:21:41.440 I was about to say, yeah.

00:21:42.480 They kind of go hand in hand.

00:21:43.620 So it's like the more.

00:21:44.300 Just like me and my cousin.

00:21:45.180 All federal agents fuck children, yeah.

00:21:47.240 Well, it's like the more.

00:21:49.500 Transit property, yeah.

00:21:50.800 Like the more pedophile shit he says and does, the more fed I think he is.

00:21:54.900 And the more fed stuff he does, the more pedophile I think he is.

00:21:57.600 It's like, it's just, it continues.

00:21:58.920 Like, there's nothing that you do.

00:22:00.560 Yeah.

00:22:01.260 There's nothing that you do that doesn't make me think you're a pedophile.

00:22:04.340 Guys, the last time he did an episode was.

00:22:06.920 Just not being what is not enough.

00:22:08.920 The last time he did an episode was with Lou Perez, yeah.

00:22:11.960 63 views one month ago.

00:22:14.600 It's like we made him quit.

00:22:15.700 I feel like I killed him.

00:22:16.480 That was our whole audience.

00:22:18.180 That sucks.

00:22:18.760 Wait, he didn't do any episodes.

00:22:20.160 I just want to.

00:22:20.780 Who cares?

00:22:21.300 I just want to point out that it's fucking incredibly.

00:22:24.380 I mean, seriously, no one cares.

00:22:25.920 No one.

00:22:26.240 Literally, no one cares.

00:22:26.900 I just want to point out.

00:22:28.160 I mean, by the audience size, yeah, you're technically correct.

00:22:30.500 But I still feel bad.

00:22:31.860 I don't.

00:22:32.420 Still, still don't care.

00:22:33.400 Moving on.

00:22:34.720 Toad does his show every day.

00:22:35.900 No one watches.

00:22:36.700 No one cares.

00:22:37.640 He matters.

00:22:38.660 This guy doesn't.

00:22:39.200 All right, here we go.

00:22:40.420 All right, so I just want to point out that not long ago.

00:22:44.020 Who are these people?

00:22:45.640 Even to today.

00:22:46.500 Yeah, Dave Smith.

00:22:47.240 Kanye West is one of the most famous people on the planet, and to just come out and drop

00:22:51.240 a song declaring that for a fucking decade, you sucked your cousin's dick?

00:22:57.740 For a clip.

00:22:58.480 Wait, it started when they were four?

00:23:01.240 Well, he said he did, what did he say, seven?

00:23:03.640 Seven to 14?

00:23:04.500 Seven to 14.

00:23:05.420 What did he say?

00:23:06.140 Love at first sight.

00:23:07.120 That rounds up to basically a dog year.

00:23:11.680 He sucked his cousin's dick for a fortnight and a dog year.

00:23:17.920 For a dog year and a fortnight, baby.

00:23:21.220 It's a fortnight too long, made a game.

00:23:24.960 What I think is most concerning to me is that there was no reciprocation.

00:23:31.500 You got it.

00:23:33.280 Say it faster.

00:23:34.240 Say it faster.

00:23:35.500 Reciprocation.

00:23:36.100 Didn't we read an article that just fucking mentioned a fortnight?

00:23:39.180 Was that on this show?

00:23:40.240 Like last week?

00:23:40.980 I think what I learned most from this song is that Kanye is an incredibly giving lover.

00:23:47.140 You know what I mean?

00:23:47.960 Yeah.

00:23:48.460 He sucked his cousin's dick.

00:23:50.280 Right.

00:23:50.660 How many cousins suck his dick?

00:23:52.540 We don't even know if he got his dick sucked.

00:23:54.420 I just want to point out, do you know how much dick sucking that is in a seven year span

00:23:58.800 to never get your dick sucked back?

00:24:00.840 I mean, this guy is unbelievable.

00:24:02.140 Yeah.

00:24:03.640 Dude, I believe you didn't emphasize it, and that's even weirder.

00:24:06.980 If you were getting sucked, you'd think you'd want to announce that, that I also was getting sucked off.

00:24:10.800 Do you think his cousin jerked him off?

00:24:12.980 I doubt it.

00:24:13.820 I think he was just a straight cum.

00:24:15.620 You know how hard it is to jerk a guy off when he's sucking your dick?

00:24:19.080 You know how long arms you have to have to jerk him off while he's sucking your dick?

00:24:22.940 If he's on his knees, you have to have long ass arms to get down there.

00:24:26.360 Well, they're black people.

00:24:27.800 That's true.

00:24:28.360 They're knucklebaggers.

00:24:29.240 Dude, this also means that he was sucking his cousin's dick before he was at the age

00:24:32.920 where he could actually cum, and then also after that?

00:24:37.140 You can cum before.

00:24:38.060 Dude, yeah.

00:24:38.620 That's wild.

00:24:39.000 His cousin, probably the first time he busted, was in Kanye's mouth.

00:24:42.480 Oh, God.

00:24:44.040 That's gross.

00:24:44.620 Through the wire, through the wheelie, through the wall.

00:24:48.760 That song is so good.

00:24:49.860 Oh, man.

00:24:51.780 Dude, yeah.

00:24:52.980 That's why he had his drill-wired shirt.

00:24:55.680 Because of all those dicks, dude.

00:24:57.220 All that dick.

00:24:58.060 How many bald bitches has Kanye dated slash married?

00:25:02.240 Because I feel like it's been more than one, right?

00:25:05.260 I think all black women, if you take off their wig, are bald.

00:25:08.000 Yeah, I don't think any of them have hair.

00:25:09.740 I feel like it was like two.

00:25:10.720 It was either two or three.

00:25:12.800 Is there something linked to that he...

00:25:14.720 They're more manly looking?

00:25:16.380 They're more like...

00:25:16.720 Well, look, I'll tell you.

00:25:17.520 If you're drilling a bald chick from behind,

00:25:19.920 you might as well be fucking a dude.

00:25:21.940 I told you Kim Kardashian is a sick pussy.

00:25:28.060 It's a dude with a fucking tight-ass puss-puss.

00:25:35.840 That's like the opposite of what I want, right?

00:25:39.800 Kanye is the opposite of me, right?

00:25:42.020 You want a chick with a dick?

00:25:42.520 Is that what you're saying?

00:25:43.260 What are you saying?

00:25:44.080 What's the opposite?

00:25:49.300 The answer is yes.

00:25:52.320 Is it gay to have sex with a...

00:25:55.680 Is it gay to suck your cousin's dick for seven years?

00:25:57.440 Did you think of that, right?

00:25:58.360 No, no.

00:25:59.180 Is it gay to have sex with a hot girl,

00:26:02.800 but she identifies as a man?

00:26:06.080 And you treat her like a man.

00:26:07.360 So like Elliot Page?

00:26:08.300 No.

00:26:09.140 She's not hot.

00:26:10.680 She was.

00:26:11.440 It's not gay at all.

00:26:12.360 She used to be playing all their stupid fucking game

00:26:14.340 to get pussy.

00:26:15.020 That's what dudes have been doing

00:26:15.900 since the beginning of time.

00:26:16.580 If you fucking Ellen Page...

00:26:18.220 Is it yay?

00:26:19.760 It's so...

00:26:20.600 Is it yay?

00:26:22.260 Is it yay?

00:26:23.660 We've got to change the graphic.

00:26:24.920 All right, I've got to ask you guys a question.

00:26:26.040 Would you rather suck your cousin's dick for...

00:26:29.640 Suck my cousin's dick.

00:26:32.720 Would you rather suck your cousin's dick for a dog year

00:26:36.440 or suck your dog's dick for a year year?

00:26:39.540 Can I choose which cousin?

00:26:47.680 Wait, would a dog year actually technically be like just...

00:26:50.860 It's seven years.

00:26:51.660 But it would be a seventh of a year then.

00:26:54.040 No, no, no.

00:26:54.760 Stop doing that.

00:26:56.060 Don't do that.

00:26:57.040 Don't do that.

00:26:57.260 No, it's a seventh of a dog year.

00:26:58.860 Don't analyze the question being posed.

00:27:01.320 No.

00:27:01.620 Yeah, bitch.

00:27:02.740 Suck your cousin's dick for a dog year

00:27:04.760 or suck your dog's dick for a cousin year?

00:27:08.680 Wait, a cousin year?

00:27:09.880 Right.

00:27:10.000 That's what it is.

00:27:11.180 Yeah, that's a question.

00:27:12.380 That's such a great...

00:27:13.340 God was a banger!

00:27:16.580 This is not a good episode, Josie.

00:27:18.520 You walked into that episode of the same.

00:27:20.780 You walked into shit, dude.

00:27:22.100 What the fuck, Jules?

00:27:24.100 Honestly, it's me.

00:27:25.040 He isn't meant to fucking his cousin.

00:27:26.600 My uncle's second wife's daughter.

00:27:29.940 But that's not blood, though.

00:27:31.140 Not a blood relative.

00:27:33.320 His uncle remarried and had a daughter.

00:27:35.300 Can someone answer the question?

00:27:37.640 I asked a very simple question.

00:27:39.240 Did you suck your dick, Jules?

00:27:41.100 I'm going to suck my cousin's dick.

00:27:43.100 For seven years.

00:27:45.180 Yeah, no, I agree.

00:27:46.440 Wait, do we get to choose what year we start?

00:27:48.600 Okay, so to be clear,

00:27:49.460 it's sucking a human's dick for seven years?

00:27:53.100 Seven years.

00:27:53.700 Or the other option.

00:27:54.880 Or your dog's dick.

00:27:55.640 Suck your dog's dick for a year.

00:27:56.800 Or dog's dick for a year.

00:27:58.340 Like once a day or something?

00:28:00.080 That's also the frequency.

00:28:01.500 I'll suck dick for seven years.

00:28:02.740 Well, I guess the advantage of sucking your dog's dick

00:28:05.280 is that nobody has to know.

00:28:06.660 That's fucking awful, though.

00:28:07.880 Jose, I just want to be very clear with you.

00:28:09.700 That's one of the gayest answers I've ever heard.

00:28:11.180 Whatever.

00:28:12.360 I'd rather suck off a dude than a fucking dog.

00:28:16.440 You'd rather suck off your relative.

00:28:17.980 I'd rather be all my relative for a dog year.

00:28:20.920 You sick of that.

00:28:21.520 A dog?

00:28:22.060 No, Jose's right.

00:28:22.920 Jose's right.

00:28:23.300 I picked the seven years as well.

00:28:25.780 You ever seen a dog hump something?

00:28:27.180 You ever get humped by a dog?

00:28:28.960 It hurts, dude.

00:28:29.940 They grab you.

00:28:30.880 That is disgusting, dude.

00:28:31.640 With the nails.

00:28:32.500 Wait a minute, though.

00:28:33.020 Can you choose what kind of dog?

00:28:34.440 Because if it's like a fucking chasing over or something...

00:28:36.820 Have you ever seen a dog dick come out?

00:28:38.700 Great question.

00:28:39.680 Great question.

00:28:40.160 I immediately...

00:28:41.440 Can you also choose the cousin and the dog?

00:28:44.420 You get to choose the cousin and the dog.

00:28:46.180 Yeah.

00:28:47.500 My male cousin is good-looking,

00:28:50.100 and I feel like if I were to suck his dick for seven years,

00:28:51.980 I'd be gay.

00:28:52.300 You'd fall in love?

00:28:53.420 You might actually fall in love.

00:28:54.960 There's no such thing as a good dog dick.

00:28:56.760 You might be able to find a suitable dude dick.

00:28:59.160 Dude, I got a bunch of male cousins.

00:29:00.920 So the hottest one of them or a chihuahua.

00:29:04.980 Wait, wait.

00:29:05.460 Why the hottest one?

00:29:06.320 You want him to be good-looking?

00:29:08.380 Yeah.

00:29:09.140 You want to feel special?

00:29:11.300 You want to get some dirty ugly dick?

00:29:13.500 Yeah, like I got one cousin that's a fucking criminal.

00:29:15.740 You should be in prison.

00:29:16.600 I don't want that guy's dick.

00:29:16.720 No, Tyler, I see that down there.

00:29:18.220 Do not pull that up.

00:29:19.980 He's a dog dick.

00:29:21.680 No.

00:29:22.640 No.

00:29:23.760 Don't, don't, don't, don't.

00:29:24.880 Please.

00:29:25.280 Oh, my God.

00:29:26.580 Dude, the dog...

00:29:26.920 It's so gross, dude.

00:29:29.300 This is a science podcast.

00:29:31.380 If your family found out...

00:29:31.520 If your family found out that you were sucking your cousin's dick, would they be more mad

00:29:36.740 that it was your cousin or more mad that you were gay?

00:29:40.060 Yeah, they were pretty upset about the gay thing.

00:29:43.780 Ooh.

00:29:44.700 I would be more mad about being a cousin.

00:29:45.820 You don't even caught that.

00:29:46.820 I'm afraid it's going to happen.

00:29:47.860 You stupid...

00:29:48.760 Yeah.

00:29:49.940 I mean, doesn't one imply the other?

00:29:51.920 I don't understand.

00:29:52.520 They even understand the question.

00:29:54.240 No, I'm saying, say, no, I'm saying if you got caught, would they be more mad that it

00:29:57.060 was incest or more mad that they were like, oh, it was your cousin, or they'd be like,

00:30:02.220 oh, you're a faggot.

00:30:03.980 I understand that they're both involved, but they're like, there would be one that there's

00:30:07.880 more mad than the other one about.

00:30:09.360 I think they'd be more mad about the family stuff because you're tearing apart the family,

00:30:12.940 right?

00:30:12.980 I can answer that.

00:30:13.780 White community, more mad that it's your cousin.

00:30:16.660 Black community, more mad that you're gay.

00:30:18.740 Oh, yeah.

00:30:20.160 That's a perfect answer.

00:30:21.580 That's a perfect answer.

00:30:24.400 You got it, Clint.

00:30:25.220 I think the dog would appreciate it.

00:30:27.260 By the way, I'm going dog because it'll die before I finish that whole year.

00:30:32.080 No, you can't feed it.

00:30:33.200 That's a little out, man.

00:30:34.140 You're going to suck that dog to death?

00:30:35.320 No, it just happens.

00:30:36.520 The dog's not around me.

00:30:37.460 You're just going to hope that he lives seven years or less?

00:30:39.760 Actually, I think that's a good out.

00:30:41.220 You don't have to suck the dog's dick for an entire year if you suck it to death.

00:30:45.580 Dude, Cole would be sucking the wiener of a wiener dog.

00:30:52.820 I was thinking about that.

00:30:54.780 Five dollars from Rich says,

00:30:56.460 Women fuck dogs all the time.

00:30:57.780 It really can't be all that bad.

00:30:59.200 Oh, come on.

00:31:00.100 It's gross.

00:31:00.320 But women are filthy animals.

00:31:02.140 But aren't they just basically getting licked by the dog or whatever?

00:31:05.380 Yes, I think that's what usually it is.

00:31:07.660 No, I think I would say 99% of it is they're just getting licked peanut butter off their coochie

00:31:13.920 rather than getting dicked down by the dog.

00:31:16.760 You know what's weird?

00:31:17.500 Anything involving the dog's dick is way worse.

00:31:19.220 As much of a pervert as I was when I was like 14, 15 and the testosterone started to kick in,

00:31:24.740 I never thought about having my dog lick my dick.

00:31:27.060 No.

00:31:27.540 Isn't that weird?

00:31:28.400 No.

00:31:29.300 No, I was saying my dick is weird.

00:31:30.600 Am I weird or are the women weird?

00:31:31.520 I don't know.

00:31:32.040 The women are weird.

00:31:32.960 The women are crazy.

00:31:33.580 That's weird, dude.

00:31:34.020 Women are fucked up.

00:31:35.320 Yeah.

00:31:36.140 Okay.

00:31:36.860 Yeah.

00:31:37.160 We're just over here fucking mattresses and shit.

00:31:38.960 Thank you for clearing that up for me.

00:31:40.100 Yup.

00:31:40.380 Normal.

00:31:41.200 Bitches be tripping, dog.

00:31:42.720 Yeah.

00:31:43.260 Yeah, look, as much as, like, it's obvious that Kanye languished with the agony of this

00:31:50.640 secret and he wanted to get it out there.

00:31:52.300 So, from that vantage point, like, I bet if you were to ask, yay, like, yo, could you,

00:31:57.680 do you want to delete this entire seven year dick sucking rampage that you had with your

00:32:01.780 cousin, but you do have to suck your dog's dick for a year?

00:32:05.420 I understand.

00:32:06.080 I, like, I wouldn't be surprised if he went for the dog.

00:32:08.360 I'm just being honest.

00:32:09.860 I don't know.

00:32:12.540 I'm still, I'm sucking dudes off poor dicks.

00:32:15.500 It's not just dudes, dude.

00:32:16.660 It's your cousin.

00:32:17.900 I don't care.

00:32:18.840 I'm not sucking a dog.

00:32:19.700 I don't, I don't think, I don't know if you've ever, have you ever had a dog?

00:32:22.300 Have you ever seen a dog penis?

00:32:23.200 That thing's awful.

00:32:23.660 I think you can, I think you can disassociate from a dog.

00:32:26.380 You can't disassociate from, like, your cousin.

00:32:28.060 I don't think so.

00:32:28.900 They're going to be violently fucking your face.

00:32:30.880 You could, you could suck your.

00:32:31.980 Your cousin might be polite and be like, you're out in the back of your head and shit.

00:32:35.140 Yeah, I would, I would choose my most polite.

00:32:36.800 That's not polite.

00:32:38.960 Where's the dog?

00:32:39.680 I just, I just think that the thing is, like, at the end of the year of sucking the dog off,

00:32:46.800 you can kill the dog.

00:32:48.240 At the seven.

00:32:48.760 Are you, like, having to, like, fucking fight off his cock in your mouth?

00:32:51.380 No, that's, that's.

00:32:56.320 Great point, Cole.

00:32:57.420 I would, I would absolutely, like, as soon as I, as soon as I blew that dog for the 365th

00:33:02.560 time, I would choke the life out of it.

00:33:04.640 Check out the gun and be like, I would kill it.

00:33:06.640 I would kill it with my dick.

00:33:08.440 This never, this never happened, dog.

00:33:11.220 Shoot it.

00:33:12.420 Even, even if you prefer, uh.

00:33:13.960 Let's go into the grave, bitch.

00:33:14.760 If you think the cousin is preferable, do you still think it's more gay than sucking

00:33:18.340 the dog's dick, though?

00:33:19.960 Get this.

00:33:21.240 Mailbag.

00:33:24.800 Ah!

00:33:25.900 Ah!

00:33:27.860 Ah!

00:33:28.180 Ah!

00:33:28.300 Ah!

00:33:28.800 Ah!

00:33:28.860 That a real clip?

00:33:30.960 Tyler's.

00:33:31.560 Tyler is good at this.

00:33:32.560 Yeah, that's a real clip.

00:33:33.420 That is insane.

00:33:34.380 Did he, like, jizz his pants?

00:33:35.840 What was that?

00:33:36.460 Can we talk about fucking Shannon Sharp?

00:33:38.500 I don't know.

00:33:39.120 Yeah, what happened with him?

00:33:40.200 What was the deal?

00:33:40.680 I've seen people talking about it.

00:33:41.800 I don't, just didn't care.

00:33:42.900 There actually is, apparently there is a sex tape.

00:33:46.000 And it will be.

00:33:46.480 Fuck yeah, dude.

00:33:47.000 I heard it months ago.

00:33:48.280 I have to go review it.

00:33:49.220 I heard it months ago.

00:33:49.900 I remember hearing about, but this is, is this another sex tape, or is it the same one?

00:33:53.660 I thought he was gay, though.

00:33:54.460 I don't know, he threads a choke rape accuser in public.

00:33:57.780 Yes.

00:33:58.220 It's all surprising, you know?

00:33:59.000 She also said, it was 25K a cheek, and she wants his big black babies.

00:34:05.280 Yeah.

00:34:05.700 That was from her.

00:34:06.620 What?

00:34:06.720 That's what, that was, yeah.

00:34:07.540 He said 25K a cheek?

00:34:09.440 You told me he paid 50K for this pussy?

00:34:11.880 There's just one single pussy for 50K?

00:34:14.200 That's fucking pathetic.

00:34:15.260 He put, he put out the, he has the text messages, and she said, there's 25K a cheek, I want your

00:34:20.680 big black babies.

00:34:22.940 I don't have anything, I don't, I don't have any problem with any of this.

00:34:26.060 I don't even know what happened.

00:34:27.120 They said he was, he was going to pay her.

00:34:28.880 This dude living his best life.

00:34:30.320 He was going to pay her $10 million to shut up, and she wanted 50.

00:34:35.140 What, I don't, no one understands what's going on here.

00:34:38.380 Bitches are crazy, man.

00:34:39.440 No, dude, I thought he was gay this whole time.

00:34:41.680 I really, I'm confused.

00:34:42.660 You thought he was gay?

00:34:43.900 Yeah.

00:34:44.400 Yeah.

00:34:44.900 What?

00:34:45.120 He does have gay energy.

00:34:46.460 Oh, yeah.

00:34:46.920 I can see it.

00:34:47.340 That's just because he's fucked so much pussy.

00:34:48.960 Dude, Antonio Brown, like, tweets about how he's gay constantly, dude.

00:34:53.000 It's a thing.

00:34:53.560 Shannon Sharp is gay.

00:34:54.800 He does look pretty gay.

00:34:56.100 Yes.

00:34:56.300 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:34:57.040 Who's tweet?

00:34:57.580 What do you mean?

00:34:57.940 He also has a list.

00:34:58.840 Antonio Brown constantly tweets about Shannon Sharp being gay.

00:35:01.600 Yeah, he also, like.

00:35:03.120 Well, I don't know why you don't know that.

00:35:05.920 He also has CTE.

00:35:08.080 Yeah.

00:35:08.520 He's also.

00:35:12.460 Well, okay.

00:35:15.440 Okay, what?

00:35:18.540 This could be AI.

00:35:19.640 I'm not really interested.

00:35:21.940 Yeah, it sounds weird.

00:35:22.600 I mean, I'm getting choked, so I guess we're going.

00:35:28.500 Yeah.

00:35:29.440 I might choke you in public.

00:35:32.120 What the fuck?

00:35:33.600 I'll choke you in my water, choke you, bitch.

00:35:36.760 Big black actual small white woman.

00:35:40.440 What the fuck?

00:35:42.660 I don't have any problem with it.

00:35:43.740 It's not a good look.

00:35:45.760 The only problem I have with it is that he's black.

00:35:49.960 Sterling is Sharpie, dumb fuck.

00:35:52.000 What did you say?

00:35:52.860 You stepped on the good moment.

00:35:54.280 Come on, dude.

00:35:55.480 Sorry.

00:35:55.980 Not a good look, bitch.

00:35:56.720 You did what the shit you did to me.

00:35:58.500 There you go.

00:36:00.240 Not a good look, bitch.

00:36:01.280 You did the shit that you did to me.

00:36:03.240 Oh, so he's literally threatening violence.

00:36:05.040 This is the same guy also.

00:36:06.620 Well, yeah.

00:36:07.340 Okay.

00:36:08.040 Look, I think he's just being playful.

00:36:10.920 Yeah.

00:36:12.020 He did.

00:36:12.560 Dude, he talks about the wild shit.

00:36:14.520 Him and Ocho Cinco talk about the wild shit they did.

00:36:17.240 Like, they were.

00:36:18.600 He's a sex hound, dude.

00:36:20.620 No, he's a sex hound, dude.

00:36:22.040 Like, he just doesn't.

00:36:22.920 But he put out.

00:36:23.600 He put out.

00:36:24.000 He was like, hey, listen.

00:36:24.900 He was like, I fucked this chick.

00:36:26.560 He said, there's a video.

00:36:28.080 But basically, he was like, she was asking for it.

00:36:31.440 Like, he was like, I have the text messages.

00:36:33.060 Like, I said, I got the.

00:36:34.740 It's a wild start.

00:36:36.120 Here's my thesis.

00:36:38.860 Shannon Sharpe's in his mid-50s.

00:36:40.380 You said Sharp.

00:36:41.620 I said Sharp.

00:36:42.520 No, no.

00:36:42.880 He's talking.

00:36:43.600 This is a part of the show where Paul talks to the chat.

00:36:46.180 Yeah.

00:36:47.300 Anyways.

00:36:48.520 Shannon Sharpe's in his mid-50s.

00:36:49.960 He's still got an eight-pack.

00:36:51.020 As far as I'm concerned, you can do whatever you want.

00:36:53.140 Yeah.

00:36:53.500 Yeah.

00:36:53.840 I just don't understand black people.

00:36:55.880 I feel like this is a black person thing, and I just don't get it.

00:36:58.560 Like, I don't understand, like, the culture.

00:37:00.620 I don't understand the white woman.

00:37:02.820 I don't understand the monetary.

00:37:04.200 Wait, you don't understand a black guy wanting to fuck a white chick?

00:37:06.480 You got it?

00:37:06.660 I understand that, but I think you should get away from that.

00:37:08.260 That's the most understandable thing I know about black people.

00:37:10.820 I don't understand this situation.

00:37:12.120 This is a black person situation.

00:37:13.520 It's like, that's the best part about black culture is fucking white girls.

00:37:16.680 Yeah.

00:37:17.280 It's like, I totally get that.

00:37:19.180 They get one thing right.

00:37:20.560 How did this make it to white Twitter is what I'm asking.

00:37:22.880 Like, how is this?

00:37:23.880 Shannon Sharpe's got a very successful broadcast.

00:37:26.460 He obviously makes it to white Twitter.

00:37:28.220 Oh, by the way, there's a sex tape of him fucking this chick, I guess,

00:37:32.340 and he's demanding the entire thing be released as evidence to support his case.

00:37:36.380 I think that's probably this chick, yeah.

00:37:38.540 That's a fucking baller, dude.

00:37:39.920 Fucking drop it, bitch.

00:37:41.480 Yo, his video.

00:37:42.920 Show the world me fucking gorilla fucking you.

00:37:44.800 No, this is the best part.

00:37:46.220 His video addressing the controversy, he sits there,

00:37:48.460 done the camera with his fucking crazy ass lisp in his horse fucking face,

00:37:52.280 and he goes, they only released 10 seconds of that video.

00:37:55.200 They ought to release the whole thing because it was actually 10 minutes.

00:37:57.640 And it seemed as if his beef was that it implied that he didn't last.

00:38:02.340 I shit you not.

00:38:03.260 I just put that video in the chat now.

00:38:06.480 You're like, Shannon, she's suing you for $50 million.

00:38:09.080 He's like, I fucked her way longer than 10 seconds.

00:38:11.340 Yeah.

00:38:11.920 Like, you're not hearing me, you fucker.

00:38:13.060 He's like, I'm not some two-pump chump.

00:38:14.800 Oh, you want 50 mil?

00:38:15.940 Sure, whatever.

00:38:16.620 I fucked her for 10 minutes, though, just to be crystal clear about this.

00:38:19.360 I choked the fucking daylights over while I fucked her brains out

00:38:22.180 and dropped the whole thing.

00:38:25.520 All right, check it out.

00:38:26.860 Go Broncos.

00:38:27.400 I want to speak to you directly and from the heart.

00:38:32.680 This is a breakdown.

00:38:33.940 I'm going to be open, transparent, and defend myself because this isn't right.

00:38:38.560 This is all being orchestrated by Tony Bugsley, who is targeting JC.

00:38:43.300 Tony Bugsley targets black men.

00:38:45.180 Why did he put his microphone on?

00:38:47.040 He has, like, a professional podcast.

00:38:48.880 He's like, this isn't his job.

00:38:50.560 He's like me?

00:38:52.000 Yeah.

00:38:52.240 I think they thought it would make it, like, more authentic to not have a microphone.

00:38:57.460 I don't know.

00:38:57.920 Dude, what's funny is if you go watch his show with Ochocinco,

00:39:01.200 Ochocinco looks like he does the show from his phone.

00:39:04.620 Like, legitimately.

00:39:07.180 It's literally vertical.

00:39:08.760 Like, it's not even.

00:39:09.680 If I was the jury listening to this, I'd be like, turn this off.

00:39:13.340 This is so low quality.

00:39:14.500 I don't even want to hear this shit.

00:39:15.800 He sounds gay, though.

00:39:17.200 He definitely sounds gay.

00:39:18.780 All right, play it, play it, play it.

00:39:19.780 This is part.

00:39:20.240 Into every stereotype you could possibly imagine.

00:39:23.140 That video should actually be 10 minutes or so.

00:39:25.960 Hey, Tony, instead of releasing your edit, put the whole video out.

00:39:29.480 I don't have it or I wouldn't have it.

00:39:30.700 I fucked her in multiple positions.

00:39:32.040 You know what happened?

00:39:32.520 I didn't show any.

00:39:33.160 She was trying to manipulate the media.

00:39:34.700 The encountering question took place during the day at her invitation.

00:39:38.480 And now that appears to be a deliberate setup.

00:39:41.000 Coordinated by Gabby, also known as Carly, on OnlyFans.

00:39:44.900 Gabby and Tony Bugsley want $50 million.

00:39:47.360 What they're getting is sued for defamation and trying to take me down.

00:39:52.180 My career is all about real talk and honesty.

00:39:54.760 I know my family and fans know exactly what to say about.

00:39:58.240 And I want to be out there telling you whatever I need to say, just like I always do.

00:40:03.360 I love all you guys.

00:40:04.240 And I'm going to go keep on fucking straight.

00:40:06.240 You know what?

00:40:06.680 I'm going to keep on fucking, too.

00:40:08.420 He's so obvious in the right side of it.

00:40:10.180 And I film every one of them, too.

00:40:11.900 I film every one of my fucks.

00:40:13.420 Just so you know, if you pull it out, you better put it out for 10 minutes.

00:40:19.300 And that's on the low side.

00:40:20.960 I just think it's a bad dynamic.

00:40:22.300 It's a bad dynamic to not be able to.

00:40:24.320 Like, these girls are professional prostitutes.

00:40:26.560 And you're not allowed to fuck them anymore without having your career ruined?

00:40:29.060 That seems unfair.

00:40:29.560 Yeah.

00:40:30.040 Yeah, he's on the right side of this 100%.

00:40:32.060 You know what?

00:40:32.780 This whole thing could be.

00:40:33.700 Real talk, I pay for pussy.

00:40:35.120 That was like Kanye West in the chat.

00:40:43.900 Like, I just had to get this off my chest.

00:40:45.240 Like, yo, real shit, though?

00:40:48.980 Oh, wait up.

00:40:49.620 I'm like one of the richest, most handsome, successful men in the world.

00:40:52.600 And I'm paying attention.

00:40:53.000 Lainey, what's up?

00:40:54.020 I don't know if he's gay, but black guys are heavily into trans.

00:40:57.860 So, yes.

00:40:58.880 That's true.

00:40:59.760 I think that shit would come out.

00:41:01.340 No, no, no, no.

00:41:02.260 What do you think that shit would come out?

00:41:03.020 No, up with him, though.

00:41:03.400 Oh, okay.

00:41:04.980 Well, look.

00:41:05.720 There is a...

00:41:07.560 Who's the power forward for the Denver Nuggets?

00:41:11.180 What's his name?

00:41:12.760 Like, the current one?

00:41:14.060 Oh, no, no, no, bro.

00:41:15.440 I don't watch black sports.

00:41:18.320 Is it Aaron Gordon?

00:41:20.560 It's not Aaron Gordon.

00:41:21.540 It's the other guy.

00:41:22.360 All right, anyways.

00:41:23.120 I don't know who plays power forward.

00:41:24.000 This dude talked about it.

00:41:24.860 Jamal Murray?

00:41:26.400 That's the shooting guard.

00:41:27.720 That's the shooting guard.

00:41:28.200 I don't know.

00:41:28.380 Get your junior facts straight.

00:41:30.620 But anyways, this guy did an interview,

00:41:32.880 and he was talking about...

00:41:34.340 He was saying Dwight Howard and all these NBA players

00:41:38.300 because they had so many groupies.

00:41:40.000 They're on the road every weekend

00:41:41.120 just powing like a dozen chicks.

00:41:43.260 And he's like,

00:41:44.000 they are all fucking trans people now.

00:41:46.400 Yeah, they're just so bored.

00:41:47.660 Can you imagine if you're the peak of your life

00:41:49.580 if you just were running through pussy

00:41:51.500 like nobody's business everywhere you went,

00:41:53.660 traveling around the world?

00:41:54.780 I did.

00:41:55.500 Never wanted to fuck a dude.

00:41:57.120 Okay, well, I don't believe that.

00:41:58.620 You're not that cute.

00:42:00.160 Come on.

00:42:00.520 You take too many naps.

00:42:01.700 You're not a fucking professional athlete.

00:42:03.620 Oh, I have...

00:42:04.360 I don't know if you guys realize,

00:42:05.440 but I made six figures since I was 12 years old,

00:42:07.640 and I got so much fucking pussy.

00:42:09.680 You didn't get NBA-level pussy.

00:42:11.760 Come on.

00:42:12.200 I know.

00:42:12.620 It's got to be Aaron.

00:42:13.200 It's pussy out.

00:42:14.040 Clint, Clint, there's only...

00:42:15.160 There's only three power forwards

00:42:17.440 on the Nuggets,

00:42:19.220 and it's Aaron Gordon,

00:42:20.200 DeAndre Jordan,

00:42:20.840 and Dario Sarge.

00:42:22.560 They don't care about these fucking black people.

00:42:24.440 I don't even have Jordan anymore, do they?

00:42:26.460 I don't even know.

00:42:27.340 We're talking about Clint

00:42:28.260 and his underachieving attitude.

00:42:31.480 You could have been fucking so much more puss,

00:42:33.540 but I guarantee you,

00:42:34.640 you were taking two naps during the day.

00:42:36.940 Siestas.

00:42:38.040 You look like you siestas.

00:42:38.780 Yeah, but they were next to a bitch with them.

00:42:40.120 Honestly, until I turned 40,

00:42:41.740 never really took naps.

00:42:42.840 Now I'm a nap guy.

00:42:44.140 Dude, naps are the bum.

00:42:45.700 I'm still not.

00:42:47.500 Honestly, I haven't napped in months,

00:42:49.240 but you guys still give me shit for it,

00:42:51.700 so it's okay.

00:42:52.380 Yeah, I haven't napped a long time either

00:42:53.620 now that I think about it.

00:42:54.680 I didn't get that,

00:42:55.180 but I need to figure out

00:42:55.880 how to work that out of my schedule.

00:42:56.940 I think the problem was

00:42:57.680 is that I just wasn't sleeping

00:42:58.840 like a full seven, eight hours,

00:43:00.300 so I had to nap during the day,

00:43:01.440 and then my sleep schedule got all fucked up,

00:43:02.860 and now my sleep schedule's fucked up,

00:43:04.260 but I sleep like a full eight hours.

00:43:05.840 Oh, you guys are talking about sleeping, all right.

00:43:08.040 Yeah, I can't relate.

00:43:09.360 It sounds like we're speaking like Mandarin.

00:43:11.140 No, no, I thought you were talking

00:43:12.220 about abducting people.

00:43:13.900 Like, yeah, I just went and napped that chick.

00:43:18.200 All right.

00:43:19.240 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:43:21.100 Such a great job.

00:43:22.040 You answered every question.

00:43:24.060 You knew all the time.

00:43:28.100 Tyler's getting really good at this.

00:43:31.100 Mark Vestibule, good news.

00:43:34.080 You've been hired by ISIS

00:43:35.200 as their lead executioner.

00:43:37.200 What are some wacky ways

00:43:38.560 to execute your prisoner?

00:43:40.700 You have to make them

00:43:41.360 suck their cousin's dick for a dog year.

00:43:44.640 They have to get their dick sucked to death.

00:43:47.140 How about that?

00:43:47.640 I have a feeling that this show

00:43:51.640 is going to come back

00:43:52.220 to, like, really haunt me.

00:43:54.200 Oh, right?

00:43:54.860 Yeah.

00:43:55.420 Nah.

00:43:56.200 No, it is.

00:43:56.700 It is 100%.

00:43:57.420 I was listening to your latest episode,

00:43:58.980 and you were talking about,

00:44:00.120 you're like,

00:44:00.400 the work that I've done

00:44:01.480 in the realm of COVID

00:44:02.580 and telling the truth,

00:44:03.980 I proudly stand behind that,

00:44:05.180 and I'm just thinking of every time

00:44:06.140 you said nigger on this show,

00:44:07.180 I'm like,

00:44:07.540 he's calling out like,

00:44:09.400 Douglas Murray?

00:44:10.280 Douglas Murray,

00:44:11.000 Constantine Kissin'.

00:44:12.040 James Lindsay,

00:44:12.780 I dare you to look through my record.

00:44:14.960 He's playing it the one time

00:44:16.420 he said nigger over and over again.

00:44:18.360 I like how that guy's name

00:44:19.820 is Constantly Kissin',

00:44:21.140 by the way.

00:44:21.720 Like,

00:44:21.920 Constantly Kissin' Dudes, man.

00:44:25.760 Constantine Kissin' Dudes.

00:44:26.960 It's wacky ways to execute people.

00:44:31.760 I would...

00:44:33.080 God, I hate that reel.

00:44:36.900 I hate it.

00:44:37.780 It scares me every time.

00:44:40.440 One day we're gonna come back

00:44:41.580 from a clip of that,

00:44:42.360 and Toad's just gonna be

00:44:43.200 fuckin' seizing out.

00:44:44.600 I don't think I just have

00:44:45.740 hate in my heart like this.

00:44:46.880 I don't know.

00:44:47.420 I can't really see that.

00:44:47.980 I feel like we just did...

00:44:50.380 What's the segment

00:44:51.600 when we all kill Toad?

00:44:52.900 Kill Toad?

00:44:53.880 Yeah.

00:44:54.600 I was gonna say,

00:44:55.820 at least for ISIS,

00:44:56.960 because I know they have them,

00:44:58.480 is the monkey bars,

00:44:59.940 and they just have to do

00:45:00.780 the monkey bars

00:45:01.520 until they fuckin' die.

00:45:02.720 I mean,

00:45:03.020 it's just out there,

00:45:03.960 and you can film it.

00:45:04.680 You can put it out as like,

00:45:05.540 they're there.

00:45:06.360 They just have to hang up

00:45:07.060 and make a paddle boat

00:45:08.080 until they die,

00:45:08.800 because they have

00:45:09.160 the paddle boats and shit.

00:45:11.420 They just continually run

00:45:13.320 through the circuit

00:45:14.140 of the ISIS training force

00:45:15.320 until they just die

00:45:16.700 from heart failure.

00:45:17.140 I have an idea.

00:45:18.420 Here's what I do.

00:45:19.280 This is what I do.

00:45:20.300 I would convince them

00:45:22.720 that all of their legends

00:45:23.940 and myths and prophecy

00:45:25.180 of a messiah coming,

00:45:26.960 has actually already happened,

00:45:28.880 and since they've denied him,

00:45:29.880 then they're gonna actually

00:45:30.860 burn in the pit of hell

00:45:31.860 in the end of time

00:45:32.920 forever and ever.

00:45:33.860 That's how I'd kill them.

00:45:35.400 How did you get this

00:45:36.100 pulled up so fast?

00:45:37.040 My God.

00:45:37.300 This is so great.

00:45:38.400 Look at these guys

00:45:39.040 fuckin' go.

00:45:40.060 Imagine making someone

00:45:41.020 do this until they die.

00:45:42.080 Dude, you don't want

00:45:42.520 to start shit with them.

00:45:43.520 We need to get out

00:45:43.920 of the Middle East now.

00:45:46.280 Yeah.

00:45:46.960 Honestly,

00:45:47.500 you see the way

00:45:47.980 they run those fuckin' monkey bars?

00:45:49.320 We're in trouble.

00:45:49.900 It's pretty sick, guys.

00:45:50.840 It looks pretty cool.

00:45:52.380 Dude,

00:45:54.220 you know they looked at this

00:45:55.200 after and they were like,

00:45:55.860 fuckin' killed it, dude.

00:45:57.260 Yo, we blew 10 trillion dollars

00:45:59.840 trying to kill these guys.

00:46:00.920 Can you fuckin' believe that?

00:46:01.940 Yeah.

00:46:02.400 Insane.

00:46:03.360 Cause a couple million people

00:46:04.340 who's recharged

00:46:04.940 are still just jumping

00:46:05.740 through fuckin' bars.

00:46:07.380 That was a real propaganda reel,

00:46:08.980 right?

00:46:09.340 I remember seeing that.

00:46:10.340 Yeah, yeah.

00:46:10.940 They put that out for real.

00:46:12.140 Dude, they fuckin',

00:46:12.800 they're good with their hype.

00:46:14.300 I've seen some fuckin'

00:46:15.960 ISIS recruitment videos

00:46:16.820 where they're like,

00:46:17.260 I think I might wanna join ISIS.

00:46:19.440 Except for that one.

00:46:20.460 That one's really fuckin' dumb.

00:46:22.840 I was just saying,

00:46:23.420 that one worked.

00:46:24.520 I honestly think

00:46:25.180 that those are funded by Mossad.

00:46:26.400 You go,

00:46:26.720 I too do not like

00:46:27.820 our country's foreign policy.

00:46:31.380 I too love monkey bars.

00:46:34.080 Our army...

00:46:34.700 It's a perfect match.

00:46:36.320 Our army doesn't even

00:46:37.200 play like that.

00:46:37.840 I get to hate America

00:46:39.600 and do the thing

00:46:40.740 that is the best part

00:46:41.640 about being at a park

00:46:43.240 when I was eight years old.

00:46:44.440 Were you just doing

00:46:44.920 parkour with the homies?

00:46:48.080 Honestly,

00:46:48.720 if you wanted to...

00:46:48.940 And I get AKs

00:46:49.600 and a sweet shimga mask.

00:46:51.640 If you wanted to scare me,

00:46:53.240 you would've showed me

00:46:54.140 them practicing drones,

00:46:56.180 like with drones

00:46:56.840 with the little fuckin'...

00:46:57.620 That would've scared me

00:46:58.620 more than them

00:46:59.260 doing push-ups in the sand.

00:47:01.000 Like sitting in front

00:47:01.660 of a computer screen

00:47:02.460 and training how to

00:47:03.360 fuckin' bomb you remotely

00:47:04.440 from across the world.

00:47:05.080 I think you're

00:47:06.060 misunderstanding the purpose

00:47:07.020 of these videos.

00:47:07.640 It's not to scare you.

00:47:10.080 It's to try and

00:47:11.240 induce you to join

00:47:13.360 because it looks fun.

00:47:14.480 It looks cool.

00:47:15.020 Russia does put out

00:47:16.060 bangers too, though.

00:47:16.960 Russia puts out

00:47:17.860 actual bangers for theirs.

00:47:19.340 Do you remember

00:47:19.680 that one they put out

00:47:20.440 that was basically like,

00:47:21.620 yeah, fuck the goys?

00:47:22.880 I don't know.

00:47:23.520 There was like a...

00:47:24.780 The Russians put that out?

00:47:25.820 No, I'm retarded.

00:47:26.960 It was not the goys.

00:47:27.980 It was the opposite of that.

00:47:29.040 It was leaning super hard

00:47:30.100 into the Israel fuckin' English.

00:47:30.500 Why the fuck the goys?

00:47:31.720 Fuck the goys?

00:47:31.980 It was leaning super hard

00:47:33.060 into the Israel-English.

00:47:33.860 Dude, what is up?

00:47:35.360 I said it wrong.

00:47:36.840 It was leaning in the opposite.

00:47:40.180 Your soundboard is fuckin'

00:47:41.620 blown out.

00:47:42.080 What the fuck?

00:47:42.880 I don't know what that one is.

00:47:43.580 Super loud?

00:47:44.280 That's a new one.

00:47:45.100 That's a new one.

00:47:45.680 Scary.

00:47:46.140 But yeah, no, I said it the

00:47:46.900 opposite way of what I meant.

00:47:47.920 I'm retarded.

00:47:48.960 It's okay.

00:47:49.260 Next mailbag.

00:47:51.880 Oh, yeah.

00:47:52.220 I don't think we ever gave

00:47:53.160 any options.

00:47:53.800 I don't have hate on the

00:47:54.720 heart like that.

00:47:55.420 What I would do is I would

00:47:56.180 make it so that their child,

00:47:58.500 like their children,

00:47:59.460 are hanging over some pot of lava

00:48:02.580 or something.

00:48:03.140 Hold them in a pot of lava.

00:48:04.920 Yeah, and then the dad has

00:48:05.840 to hold on to monkey bars,

00:48:07.740 but there's a fuckin' spinning

00:48:08.800 propeller beneath him,

00:48:09.660 and if he drops,

00:48:10.420 then the kids die,

00:48:11.520 but if he stays up there,

00:48:12.700 then they all live.

00:48:13.500 That's what I would do.

00:48:14.400 You come up as he's dying,

00:48:15.820 you're flattering his kids'

00:48:16.740 heads together,

00:48:17.400 just clark, clark, clark, clark, clark, clark.

00:48:18.720 Wait, hold on.

00:48:20.760 I want to play you guys

00:48:22.820 my favorite state propaganda.

00:48:24.980 Let's see if, uh...

00:48:26.540 Yeah, this one here,

00:48:27.400 the fuckin' Indian moon landing.

00:48:29.140 You guys are right.

00:48:30.440 There's an ad.

00:48:31.000 God damn it.

00:48:31.940 God damn it.

00:48:32.460 Fuckin' Jews.

00:48:33.580 This is propaganda.

00:48:34.400 That's why I pay for

00:48:35.580 YouTube premium, baby.

00:48:36.360 He looks like a Polak.

00:48:37.360 So do I.

00:48:38.360 Sorry, I don't fuckin' pay

00:48:39.320 these guys.

00:48:39.960 Okay, yeah.

00:48:40.300 You can also just get

00:48:41.220 a fuckin' ad-locker.

00:48:44.800 That's true.

00:48:46.500 Look at this.

00:48:47.140 And he is

00:48:48.280 looking at

00:48:49.640 Look at this thing.

00:48:50.860 Oh my god.

00:48:52.660 Holy fuck.

00:48:55.140 Thank you.

00:48:55.540 Fuck buddy.

00:48:56.680 Fuck buddy.

00:48:57.200 We made it.

00:48:57.760 Fuck you bloody brother.

00:49:03.900 I know none of you

00:49:04.500 get this besides Toad made it,

00:49:05.940 but I wonder if like...

00:49:06.960 Imagine the smell in that room.

00:49:10.320 We fucking did it.

00:49:11.340 We fucking...

00:49:11.820 Fuck you.

00:49:12.280 I can just imagine them like...

00:49:15.600 Like I said, I think...

00:49:17.440 Look at him.

00:49:18.540 Look at the fucking flag.

00:49:20.400 Is there a space program

00:49:21.920 called ASSA?

00:49:23.540 We did it.

00:49:24.240 Fuck you.

00:49:25.600 Fuck you, America.

00:49:27.040 We're three butters behind him.

00:49:29.960 We did it.

00:49:31.680 Fucking buddy.

00:49:33.060 Fuck you.

00:49:33.380 Was this recently or something?

00:49:37.160 Years ago, yeah.

00:49:38.420 One year ago.

00:49:39.240 One year ago.

00:49:40.100 They went to the moon a year ago.

00:49:42.240 No, they didn't.

00:49:43.680 No, they did.

00:49:44.840 They're where we were at

00:49:45.920 with NASA in 1967.

00:49:48.180 This is where they're at now.

00:49:49.360 Toilets?

00:49:50.880 Still in the Stone Age.

00:49:51.980 Can you think how insane that is?

00:49:53.460 That's how much they waste?

00:49:54.780 Good morning, bastards.

00:49:55.780 Get in here.

00:49:56.860 Lala.

00:49:58.080 Four.

00:49:59.540 Other bastards.

00:50:00.680 Other bastards.

00:50:03.640 What's up with Indians

00:50:04.600 calling everyone a bastard?

00:50:06.460 Isn't it wild

00:50:07.220 they waste our money

00:50:08.080 to such a degree

00:50:09.000 that it's like

00:50:09.580 they completely made up space

00:50:11.000 just to fucking waste our money

00:50:12.380 and throw in the toilet?

00:50:14.060 Dude, I know.

00:50:14.760 Do you think they build roads

00:50:17.180 inside of these?

00:50:19.440 Children's buttholes, yes.

00:50:20.600 That's what they do.

00:50:21.120 They're sick fucks.

00:50:22.320 No, they build roads

00:50:23.300 inside of the space shuttle

00:50:24.560 just so they can shit there

00:50:26.140 instead of a toilet.

00:50:30.020 Cole, you don't shit in a toilet

00:50:32.000 on the space shuttle.

00:50:32.940 Why is there a sidewalk here?

00:50:34.540 And they're like,

00:50:34.900 that's what it is.

00:50:35.960 There's like no gravity.

00:50:37.200 You shit in your suit.

00:50:38.480 Can you imagine being

00:50:39.860 in an Indian spacecraft in zero G?

00:50:42.060 It would just be shit

00:50:42.780 floating everywhere.

00:50:46.840 Hell on Earth.

00:50:48.220 But the problem is

00:50:49.120 they also only eat like curry and shit.

00:50:50.940 So it's just a turd

00:50:52.480 or is that like

00:50:53.520 or is that lunch?

00:50:54.460 I don't really know.

00:50:54.860 You're like trying to dodge it

00:50:55.640 but there's one you just can't avoid

00:50:56.820 because it's water

00:50:57.500 and you're like,

00:50:57.920 oh.

00:50:58.840 You don't even know

00:50:59.620 if it's something you need to eat

00:51:00.740 or avoid.

00:51:03.760 That's the number one astronaut.

00:51:05.620 God, shit everywhere.

00:51:07.860 Dude, look at me.

00:51:09.540 I am the captain now.

00:51:10.860 That is the face of a guy

00:51:13.720 about to fucking take over the cockpit.

00:51:16.000 Dude, the reason you know

00:51:17.200 that India did not reach the moon

00:51:18.720 is because it would be

00:51:19.360 immediately covered in shit

00:51:20.700 and it isn't.

00:51:22.080 So, Lainey edit.

00:51:23.640 That's how you know.

00:51:24.640 Good point.

00:51:25.220 That's actually a good point, Jose.

00:51:26.840 Lainey edit.

00:51:27.840 Great point.

00:51:28.880 Play the drop, Tyler.

00:51:29.720 A Lainey Hobbomock production.

00:51:33.000 Let's check it out.

00:51:34.840 For a man behind a vile attack

00:51:37.340 on a subway in Lower Manhattan

00:51:39.520 and a warning here,

00:51:40.940 some of the details

00:51:41.680 you are about to hear

00:51:42.700 are extremely disturbing.

00:51:44.740 Law enforcement sources

00:51:45.720 with direct knowledge of the case

00:51:47.180 say this man

00:51:48.480 performed sex acts

00:51:50.180 on another man who died

00:51:51.860 on an R train.

00:51:54.100 NYPD officers responded

00:51:55.520 to reports of a body

00:51:56.520 on that train

00:51:57.200 at the Whitehall subway station

00:51:58.840 just after midnight.

00:52:00.160 That was yesterday.

00:52:00.540 News clips.

00:52:01.180 When officers looked at video

00:52:02.600 from subway cameras,

00:52:04.120 our police sources say

00:52:05.280 they found the man

00:52:06.240 sexually abusing the corpse,

00:52:08.720 stopping only when passengers

00:52:10.140 entered or exited the train.

00:52:12.260 Police say that man

00:52:13.140 had been dead for several hours

00:52:15.140 before that vile attack.

00:52:17.440 Did this psychopath

00:52:19.360 suck him off?

00:52:22.060 Did he fuck him in the ass?

00:52:23.200 Did he actual acts on the body?

00:52:24.780 Yeah, did he...

00:52:25.840 He was fucking it.

00:52:26.920 Wait, didn't he butt fuck off?

00:52:27.980 Yeah, wouldn't he just butt fuck off?

00:52:28.880 I bet he fucked his dead mouth.

00:52:30.500 I bet he fucked his dead mouth.

00:52:31.000 We know somebody else that's making

00:52:55.880 weirdly a lot of money from ex.

00:52:57.300 Another bitch,

00:52:58.340 white bitch,

00:52:59.240 that,

00:53:00.300 yeah, you know who I'm talking about.

00:53:02.000 Yes, exactly.

00:53:03.260 The white bitch with the red hair

00:53:04.380 that raped me that one time

00:53:05.280 in my dreams?

00:53:06.100 That bitch.

00:53:07.340 I'm not one to get super jealous,

00:53:08.800 but like if someone

00:53:09.480 if someone Luigi Mangi owned her,

00:53:10.760 I'd kind of be like,

00:53:11.380 okay.

00:53:16.720 And if something God forbid happens,

00:53:18.360 like nobody wants that to happen.

00:53:19.580 Nobody wants...

00:53:20.760 So nobody would wish that, but...

00:53:22.420 Oh, you passed out.

00:53:27.380 Well, let me put my dick in your butt.

00:53:28.500 I bet you'll wake up.

00:53:37.100 Like smelling salt,

00:53:38.640 but, you know,

00:53:39.120 fucking in the ass.

00:53:40.120 You're not going to prank me, Paul.

00:53:41.800 I'm not really gay,

00:53:59.000 but like this guy is passed out.

00:54:00.660 Maybe I'll fuck it.

00:54:01.180 You see a dead body

00:54:02.020 and then your initial like this,

00:54:03.260 this intrusive thought is like,

00:54:06.160 I should fuck it.

00:54:11.800 Meemaw's crying in the corner

00:54:16.040 and my dick's just hard as a rock.

00:54:17.520 I don't know what's going on.

00:54:18.480 In all my wildest intrusive thoughts,

00:54:21.240 fucking a dead dude on the train

00:54:22.820 is making sense.

00:54:23.400 All right, Tom, go ahead, please.

00:54:24.920 Which sex is more moral in a tunnel?

00:54:27.260 What this guy did to that cadaver

00:54:28.700 or what the Jews did to those kids?

00:54:33.580 He loves getting his ass railed out,

00:54:35.920 but he hasn't had his ass railed out

00:54:37.360 in a long time.

00:54:38.300 I need you to think biologically

00:54:39.780 for one moment,

00:54:40.620 and I don't mean about your bodies,

00:54:41.800 we could do that.

00:54:42.820 That's a different topic.

00:54:45.220 If we don't get the lane yet

00:54:46.140 to play right,

00:54:47.120 I'm going to rape Tyler's corpse.

00:54:49.320 I'm going to.

00:54:49.660 I don't know.

00:55:08.620 Nigger corpse?

00:55:09.540 You're going to walk us through it, Toad?

00:55:18.140 Walk you through what?

00:55:19.180 Karaoke?

00:55:19.860 What's your go-to shit, Toad?

00:55:21.660 You got to read the room.

00:55:23.000 It depends on what the age of the crap.

00:55:26.420 I love it, Toad?

00:55:27.800 I love it every week.

00:55:33.380 How does that always happen?

00:55:35.880 You're retarded.

00:55:36.640 Now that I know that it's coming in the next 10 minutes or so,

00:55:43.320 probably,

00:55:43.680 and I'm still not going to.

00:55:45.240 I'm not going to know.

00:55:49.740 Love it.

00:55:50.520 I'm still going to get caught by it,

00:55:52.000 and I know that it's coming.

00:55:53.340 Bye, Pours.

00:55:54.420 Bye.

00:55:55.380 Bye, Pours.

00:55:57.120 Give us money.

00:55:57.960 Not quite yet.

00:55:58.660 Bye, Pours.

00:55:59.340 Is that what we're doing?

00:56:00.680 Is that what we do?

00:56:01.440 I thought that's what we do.

00:56:02.260 We got to shout out the things.

00:56:04.800 That's a bad idea.

00:56:05.660 We got to plug.

00:56:07.100 Oh, that's right.

00:56:08.400 Let's fucking plug.

00:56:09.600 You haven't plugged in a while.

00:56:10.500 Go ahead.

00:56:11.280 Plug your shit.

00:56:12.440 Jose, big plugs.

00:56:14.380 Oh, fuck yeah.

00:56:15.000 Just went on Jake Shields' show.

00:56:16.760 I just said the Oklahoma City bombing anniversary dropped.

00:56:20.060 There's going to be another episode that drops in a month

00:56:21.900 because we recorded two.

00:56:23.080 So, yeah, go check it out.

00:56:25.520 We had a lot of fun.

00:56:26.520 He's the shit.

00:56:28.160 So, yeah, hung out with Sam Tripoli while we were out there.

00:56:30.640 Went to the comedy store.

00:56:31.880 Had a fun time.

00:56:33.000 So, yeah, go check it out.

00:56:34.380 Did you do a podcast with Sam Tripoli or not?

00:56:36.140 No, we went to the fucking comedy store.

00:56:38.360 We hung out with him there, so we didn't have time.

00:56:40.080 He had a bunch of other shit going on.

00:56:41.320 So, we figured we might, but no.

00:56:43.040 Anyways, we had fun, though.

00:56:44.000 Go check that out.

00:56:44.760 Even if you don't, go like it.

00:56:46.080 Something, you'll boost it.

00:56:47.020 That way he goes, hey, that was fucking cool.

00:56:49.160 Oh, yeah, he's probably coming to, he even said in the episode,

00:56:52.140 so it's not even like spoiling anything.

00:56:53.080 He's probably coming to Brogrove.

00:56:54.860 And I think throughout this, I mean, I know we talked about last week.

00:56:57.960 We got Sam and Owen, so it's still happening.

00:56:59.840 That hasn't been thrown off.

00:57:01.080 If anything, it's become more resolute.

00:57:03.120 And it looks like Jake's pretty damn serious about coming.

00:57:06.000 So, it should be a fun time.

00:57:09.580 I don't know.

00:57:10.340 We don't know about that.

00:57:11.680 I literally was like, don't show the round that maybe that's an outside possibility.

00:57:17.120 Why would you do that, Cole?

00:57:18.120 Why would you do that?

00:57:19.000 It's okay.

00:57:20.000 All right.

00:57:20.480 When I met Jake in Vegas at Skanks Fest, I was chilling there.

00:57:25.420 And he's like, yo, I got to go outside to get my boy.

00:57:27.580 And I was like, your boy?

00:57:28.740 And I'm a huge fan, so I knew exactly who his boy was.

00:57:31.440 Sure as shit.

00:57:32.160 Went to go get Nate.

00:57:33.180 I was like, wow.

00:57:33.520 Dude.

00:57:33.660 Oh, I thought that was a joke.

00:57:34.540 Literally, he was texting me and calling me and hanging out.

00:57:36.920 Like, whenever, like, the day before he was calling me, and he was like, oh, I got to go.

00:57:40.440 Marab just pulled up.

00:57:41.540 It was the bantamweight champion.

00:57:43.080 So, we went to go hang out with him.

00:57:44.760 And he was like, I just got done hanging out with Sneeko.

00:57:47.480 And then, like, after we were done, he's like, oh, I got to cut in early tonight.

00:57:51.200 He's like, I'm going to go play paintball with Dan Bilzerian.

00:57:53.160 I'm like, dude, what the fuck is your life?

00:57:54.860 His life is just traveling and doing fun shit with the boys.

00:57:57.800 Yeah, that's all it is.

00:57:59.100 It's awesome.

00:57:59.520 It's wild.

00:58:00.500 Yeah, look.

00:58:02.480 Jose had to travel across the country to get the type of viewership that I'm doing on Liberty Lockdown on the regular.

00:58:07.180 Well, fuck you.

00:58:08.840 Damn.

00:58:10.200 Just fucking shit.

00:58:11.160 Yo, my last four episodes of Liberty Lockdown combined have 100,000 views.

00:58:14.940 It's fucking nutty.

00:58:15.900 I don't know what's happening.

00:58:17.340 If you guys aren't watching it, you should be.

00:58:19.380 Apparently, I've hit the fucking main vein on the Switch.

00:58:21.620 So, check it out.

00:58:23.580 Excellent.

00:58:24.500 Check out Nephilim Death Squad.

00:58:26.220 We're cooking with gas.

00:58:27.660 Bohemian Grove tickets will be up for the Patreon subscribers for Tower Gang.

00:58:32.560 So, you can join the Patreon right there, the QR code.

00:58:34.800 Or Nephilim Death Squad Tower Gang.

00:58:36.100 Or Liberty Lockdown Patreon, whatever.

00:58:39.900 No Way, Jose's Patreon.

00:58:41.000 Everyone that has a Patreon will have the tickets exclusive.

00:58:44.320 So, go get them because they're going to sell out probably almost immediately.

00:58:47.940 When are the tickets coming out?

00:58:50.200 To our people?

00:58:51.520 I'm going to drop them fucking probably Friday.

00:58:56.340 I think I'm going to jump them on Friday.

00:58:56.860 Dude, I really think like it.

00:58:58.140 I don't even know what's going to be left for the general.

00:59:00.380 I mean, I guess I don't know.

00:59:01.280 When does it go into the general public?

00:59:02.780 Because that's like.

00:59:03.280 I don't know.

00:59:04.100 Is it going to?

00:59:04.920 Dude, it's going to be packed, dude.

00:59:06.760 We already did fucking.

00:59:09.580 I secured the theater.

00:59:11.140 So, we secured it at a price.

00:59:12.400 I will tell you the price later.

00:59:14.420 Was it in alignment with what I was talking?

00:59:17.600 I'll tell you later.

00:59:18.720 But it is secured.

00:59:20.620 We have a contract.

00:59:21.640 We are in.

00:59:22.260 This is happening.

00:59:23.600 We've got Owen Benjamin the second day.

00:59:26.500 Sam Tripoli the first day.

00:59:27.860 Jake Shields might show up and a bunch of other people.

00:59:30.660 Fucking man.

00:59:31.200 We ran out the plugs today.

00:59:33.480 Shane Cashman too.

00:59:34.820 Shane Cashman is going to be emceeing both nights.

00:59:37.100 I'm certain more people will get confirmed as we go.

00:59:41.620 Merch is coming.

00:59:42.380 He's going to get paid this time.

00:59:43.780 Merch is not coming.

00:59:45.220 Royce is going to be there.

00:59:46.460 Royce will be there.

00:59:47.500 Hell yeah.

00:59:47.920 If Merch does come, he's not going to be performing.

00:59:51.340 And that's on him.

00:59:53.100 But, yeah.

00:59:54.320 And you know what?

00:59:55.060 Honestly, if he wants to perform, that's fine.

00:59:56.480 But we're not paying him anything.

00:59:58.160 No, that's actually in the contract.

00:59:59.860 So, you know what?

01:00:01.980 Goodbye, Pores.

01:00:03.020 We'll see you guys later.

01:00:04.600 Bye, Pores.

01:00:06.160 Love the Pores.

01:00:07.500 I'm going to come.

01:00:09.820 Big fan of the Pores.

01:00:10.780 Bye-bye.

01:00:11.040 They're all right.

01:00:11.440 All right.

01:00:11.920 Okay.

01:00:12.220 They're all right.

01:00:12.620 So, yo, Clint.

01:00:13.440 I actually, I was looking at your appearance on Union of the Unwanted this last time.

01:00:19.940 I guess it was like eight days ago it said or something like that.

01:00:21.700 Are we streaming right now?

01:00:22.860 Yeah, yeah.

01:00:23.180 We're going to the fucking, we're in the background.

01:00:24.860 We're in the paywall.

01:00:25.640 Clint's cousin.

01:00:26.820 We're in the paywall segment now.

01:00:28.660 God damn it.

01:00:30.460 Yeah.

01:00:30.680 All right.

01:00:30.980 Let's remove Odyssey, too.

01:00:32.080 I don't fucking Odyssey.

01:00:33.100 All right.

01:00:34.140 So, yeah, you were there.

01:00:35.140 We still streamed Odyssey?

01:00:35.760 Wow.

01:00:36.420 Yeah.

01:00:36.580 It's wild.

01:00:37.140 I know.

01:00:37.440 Do Jeremy Kaufman a favor, I guess.

01:00:41.580 So, you're talking with that guy, Steve Bacoynan.

01:00:44.900 Steve, whatever his name is.

01:00:46.900 Me and David have decided that we're going to kill Steve Wilkos.

01:00:51.020 It's over.

01:00:51.680 We're calling him Steve Wilkos.

01:00:53.580 Fuck this nigga.

01:00:54.480 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:00:55.280 So, you're changing his name and you're killing him?

01:00:57.300 Yeah.

01:00:57.840 Yeah.

01:00:58.100 We were just screaming on the show today.

01:00:59.580 We're like, Steve Wilkos.

01:01:01.720 I'm going to fucking kill you, Steve Wilkos.

01:01:03.380 I'm coming to your house.

01:01:04.060 I'm going to kill you in real life.

01:01:05.580 I don't know.

01:01:06.720 He fucking told Clint.

01:01:07.200 Did Raven already make him black?

01:01:09.140 No.

01:01:09.560 We're not even going to know.

01:01:10.400 He doesn't even deserve it.

01:01:11.320 He's not a part of the niggaverse.

01:01:12.820 He told you, Clint, that he came up with the name Brohemian Grove.

01:01:17.880 I don't know.

01:01:18.200 And then a couple months later than we did an event.

01:01:22.100 So, this guy said, you know, this was his logic.

01:01:25.080 And this is not the first time this fucking faggot has come after me.

01:01:28.160 He's came after me on tinfoil hat, called me and David, I don't know, grifters or some

01:01:34.060 shit like that or like whatever it was.

01:01:35.580 Well, you are.

01:01:36.220 Well, I mean.

01:01:36.960 We guess, but.

01:01:38.120 He was very nice of him.

01:01:40.220 No, he was calling us in a way, not a grifter in a way like, oh, they're just about money.

01:01:45.600 He's like, these guys are like, they're just like riding the wave.

01:01:48.720 Like, they see that it's popular.

01:01:50.260 Like, no, we really believe in this crazy shit.

01:01:52.720 Yeah, like, I'm a legit crazy.

01:01:54.180 If I'm surfing and I see a wave, am I going to go, no, on fucking principle, I want to

01:01:58.420 just stand right here and hope that it goes well.

01:02:01.520 I hate waves.

01:02:02.080 I want to stand on my board on the shore.

01:02:04.020 I don't want to ride that wave.

01:02:04.980 And that's what this guy does.

01:02:06.220 This guy does that shit all the time.

01:02:07.700 And he goes, you know what?

01:02:08.480 I'm being shadow banned.

01:02:09.340 And that's why like, these guys are getting more than 10 views because like, they're

01:02:12.800 like, not shadow banned because like, they're just like, so, so he did that on, on tinfoil

01:02:17.260 hat.

01:02:17.520 And Sam was like, I actually liked the Nephilim death squad guys.

01:02:20.120 And then he fucking rolled his shit back real quick.

01:02:21.980 Cause he's a coward pussy.

01:02:23.340 I don't know who we're talking about.

01:02:24.720 Steve Picoinen.

01:02:25.960 He used to be in this libertarian space.

01:02:28.060 His name is Steve Wilkos.

01:02:29.780 Steve Wilkos.

01:02:30.660 I have no beef with this guy and I don't know partly anything.

01:02:33.860 No, no, no, no.

01:02:34.860 He's kind of on his side, actually.

01:02:36.500 He has come on his side, you fucking coward.

01:02:38.660 Fuck that guy.

01:02:39.600 I hate him.

01:02:40.260 He has come at me.

01:02:40.500 He's fucking down, death to admit everything about him.

01:02:44.200 His name is close to one of my cousin's names though.

01:02:46.300 So do I have to suck his dick?

01:02:47.520 Like, what's going on here?

01:02:48.460 Yeah, probably.

01:02:49.640 He's come at me sideways a bunch of times and this guy, I don't appreciate it.

01:02:53.140 So I don't really give a fuck.

01:02:54.060 If top one's war, he gets war.

01:02:56.100 Well, a little bit I recall him does kind of have faggot energy from what I recall.

01:03:00.140 I have, I do remember weird little tiffs that does seem like him having feminine energy

01:03:03.600 and coming at people.

01:03:04.840 You ever seen this guy?

01:03:05.460 Yeah, it's the bouncer for Jerry Springer.

01:03:07.780 He looks like Tom Colicchio, but I don't know, his eyes got dyed a different color.

01:03:13.600 So this guy keeps coming at me and he says to Clint, he's like, oh yeah, I used to live

01:03:18.480 next to the actual Bohemian Grove and then I had an idea that I should do an event called

01:03:23.220 Bohemian Grove.

01:03:25.600 Honestly, I don't remember that conversation at all.

01:03:27.860 Do you want to know how Bohemian Grove came about?

01:03:29.880 Well, we were sitting at the table with Sam Tripoli and Sam goes, this is cool.

01:03:34.580 Like when we were in the live event and he goes, this shit is cool, man.

01:03:37.560 You guys should do this like every year and call it something.

01:03:40.020 And he looks at David, he goes, what would you call it?

01:03:42.300 And David just goes, I don't know, like Bohemian Grove.

01:03:44.620 And Sam reaches over, picks up the microphone as people walking in.

01:03:47.580 He goes, everybody, welcome to the first Bohemian Grove.

01:03:50.760 That's how this shit started.

01:03:52.060 It had nothing to do.

01:03:52.820 Yo, it's the best origin story ever.

01:03:55.560 And this fucking faggot.

01:03:57.380 At the inaugural event, it got named.

01:03:59.460 By a Raven, I guess.

01:04:01.560 Well, David suggested it and Sam just fucking did it and that's what it is now.

01:04:04.640 I just want to point out real quick that his implication was that Steve was saying that

01:04:09.460 he told me it, I then named our event after it and then I tried to hide credit to him for

01:04:15.920 the name.

01:04:16.680 I didn't come up with the name.

01:04:18.300 I don't remember him telling me that at all.

01:04:20.440 Like the entire story is fiction.

01:04:21.960 People are so self-important.

01:04:23.540 It's crazy what people concoct in their own minds to think they're relevant.

01:04:28.140 His entire spiel to you, when he first came on, he was like, because he does another event.

01:04:32.920 He does an event similar to this, but it's boring.

01:04:34.960 And he goes, we do an event, but it's like real, like real shit.

01:04:38.440 And like nobody shows up or has fun.

01:04:40.940 This is all aimed at me.

01:04:42.260 And I know you guys love to call me delusional, but no, I'm not joking.

01:04:44.820 This guy's like all aimed at whatever I'm doing.

01:04:47.240 I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you, dog?

01:04:48.760 At that point, I was dealing with 20 minutes straight of him talking shit to me.

01:04:52.020 So I didn't, I didn't realize it was directing NMSP.

01:04:54.060 I'm not blaming you.

01:04:55.280 I'm just saying, I don't understand any of the hate.

01:04:58.580 So I get it.

01:04:59.440 There's, there's this, there's this tendency that like everybody who's been in this world

01:05:03.200 for a long time, if anybody comes around and they do better in the, in two or three

01:05:07.160 or four years or a year, they get, they get fucking furious.

01:05:10.040 And I just don't have any patience for it.

01:05:11.660 Small pond, big fish type shit.

01:05:13.100 It happens in any space, man.

01:05:14.460 Yep.

01:05:14.800 Small pond, big fish.

01:05:15.580 Well, it doesn't happen with me.

01:05:17.200 People fucking surpass me.

01:05:18.320 I go, I got to do better.

01:05:19.760 Think about the sizes of our audiences and think about the normal libertarian show.

01:05:23.920 And we've kind of somewhat surpassed that in a lot of, a lot of ways.

01:05:26.320 It's kind of wild to think about.

01:05:27.500 Ricky Verandus invited me randomly.

01:05:29.460 He's like, Hey brother, you want to come on Union of the Unwanted on Monday?

01:05:32.240 And I said, absolutely.

01:05:34.240 So you're going to want to tune into that.

01:05:36.560 Cause I'll probably be on for five minutes and these motherfuckers will never talk to

01:05:39.720 me ever again.

01:05:40.280 Cause it's going to be, I'm going to light this fucking faggot up.

01:05:43.840 It's going to, I've got, I got things to say and they're going to be fucking said dog.

01:05:49.420 Yeah.

01:05:49.560 Yeah.

01:05:49.740 I'm no, no.

01:05:50.140 I want to see what are you going to say back?

01:05:51.860 And honestly, like don't, he'll probably push you.

01:05:53.980 You wouldn't say it in real life.

01:05:54.840 I would.

01:05:55.180 And I punch you, but like, what are you going to say back about this?

01:05:58.780 When I'm sitting here calling you on your faggot gay ass bullshit, but it's wild.

01:06:03.560 Do you understand why I didn't want to like go to bat on naming the event?

01:06:07.560 I was like, Oh, you came up with it.

01:06:08.800 Cool, dude.

01:06:09.480 Yeah, no, I would have been like, yeah, it's like, what the fuck is it?

01:06:11.700 Cause the guy was just like, like, what's wrong with you?

01:06:14.020 Then he has the nerve at the end.

01:06:15.660 I listened, I skipped through again.

01:06:17.940 And there was a part where he was like, why don't you come on my show?

01:06:21.460 You got me blocked.

01:06:22.320 And you were like, you're kind of like a fucking prick.

01:06:25.460 Like that's why I blocked you.

01:06:26.720 I said, you're a total asshole to me.

01:06:28.160 That's why I have you blocked.

01:06:29.700 He's like, Oh, but I'm really nice.

01:06:31.040 And he's like, no, you haven't been nice this whole time.

01:06:32.740 You've been horrible.

01:06:34.500 I hate you, Steve Wilkos.

01:06:36.280 Steve Wilkos!

01:06:37.440 I'm coming to your house, Steve Wilkos.

01:06:39.100 I'm going to kill you.

01:06:40.280 In real life.

01:06:41.300 In real life.

01:06:43.220 Wait, Topp, were you waiting?

01:06:44.560 Because you did this, the immediate, it moved over into the post.

01:06:47.060 Were you waiting for the post show to go on?

01:06:48.860 To threaten death?

01:06:50.100 We're off YouTube now.

01:06:51.180 Let's make explicit death threats.

01:06:53.200 Spotify's going to take this down.

01:06:54.120 He was like, I'm waiting.

01:06:55.480 He was like, oh, finally the post show.

01:06:56.920 Steve Wilkos, do you know this guy?

01:06:58.580 Fuck you.

01:06:59.040 For legal reasons, I'll make it Steve Wilkos.

01:07:00.900 So there's like an in-between, you know.

01:07:04.220 Makes it more clear if it's a joke.

01:07:05.920 Only like 40 people will know my plans when I go on fucking.

01:07:09.460 Oh, true.

01:07:10.380 Topp, are you going to put out?

01:07:11.700 I told him to go to toplobster.com to get tickets when I was on Union.

01:07:14.660 Is that?

01:07:15.400 No.

01:07:15.900 Not true.

01:07:17.120 We don't even, here's the thing.

01:07:18.400 Like, we don't even need to promote this event.

01:07:21.140 No.

01:07:21.580 Steve Wilkos.

01:07:22.660 Because, exactly.

01:07:23.660 It's like, well, where can I find out information?

01:07:25.540 I can't find it online.

01:07:26.480 We're literally suffering from success.

01:07:27.840 It's not for you, dog.

01:07:29.380 And then you invited him.

01:07:30.300 Oh, you can come through.

01:07:31.400 No, you can't come through.

01:07:32.540 If you do, you got to buy a ticket.

01:07:34.400 And then he said, oh, since I named this shit, I should get a shirt.

01:07:37.620 Suck my dick.

01:07:38.660 Suck my cousin's dick.

01:07:40.400 If I'm like that, I'm going to fucking cut you.

01:07:43.000 And you know that I can do it.

01:07:45.120 My cousin's dick for seven years.

01:07:47.380 Yeah.

01:07:48.260 For a dog, you.

01:07:51.000 Oh, dude.

01:07:51.640 This is wild.

01:07:52.240 Look, I don't have any beef with the guy.

01:07:53.960 Just leave me alone, man.

01:07:55.320 It's just so gay.

01:07:56.100 It's such jealousy of such a small little corner that you're like, this is mine.

01:07:59.680 You're like, okay, dude.

01:08:00.640 Yeah, I was like, it's yours, dude.

01:08:01.760 Have it.

01:08:02.360 I was like, yeah, you named it.

01:08:03.260 You named it.

01:08:03.920 Whatever, dude.

01:08:04.560 But it's not his.

01:08:06.440 Now this is my space.

01:08:07.860 Yeah.

01:08:08.140 This is what I'm doing over here.

01:08:09.220 That's fine.

01:08:09.660 Take it.

01:08:10.080 Take this place.

01:08:10.660 What does Tyler have up there?

01:08:11.860 What else do we got?

01:08:12.300 Yeah, I know.

01:08:12.620 What is that?

01:08:13.280 Here's the thing.

01:08:14.080 You can't claim the space.

01:08:15.300 The audience decides who has the space.

01:08:16.760 Exactly.

01:08:16.960 That's how it fucking works.

01:08:18.140 So whatever.

01:08:18.820 Cool.

01:08:19.340 Oh, no.

01:08:19.860 You're mad at me.

01:08:20.960 I play it.

01:08:21.500 Play it, Tyler.

01:08:21.960 Different lists.

01:08:23.820 If you say that you want a white kid only versus if you say that doesn't matter.

01:08:29.540 Wow.

01:08:29.760 Literally a different list.

01:08:30.940 What is that?

01:08:31.460 What do you mean by that?

01:08:32.420 It's Pete Buttigieg.

01:08:33.020 The list for white kid only is longer.

01:08:35.500 Hmm.

01:08:37.420 And not only that.

01:08:39.120 People want white kids.

01:08:39.780 There was actually a discount.

01:08:40.960 Or you didn't have to pay a deposit on the fee.

01:08:44.280 Discounts.

01:08:45.020 This is like how it works.

01:08:46.740 I couldn't believe it.

01:08:47.540 I never thought about this.

01:08:48.160 Discounted by minority kids.

01:08:48.180 So we didn't know anything about the racial identity of the kids until they started to look.

01:08:52.980 Is this real?

01:08:53.560 Which they are.

01:08:54.560 Yeah.

01:08:55.180 Two for one.

01:08:55.880 Like contending with like the hair thing is already like a thing.

01:09:00.320 What?

01:09:00.700 Incredible hair thing?

01:09:01.720 You have to pay a premium to adopt white children.

01:09:04.740 You should have to pay a premium for a white baby.

01:09:06.960 Well, yeah.

01:09:07.320 That doesn't surprise me.

01:09:08.440 It's just there.

01:09:08.780 He was more saying you get blacks at a discount than he was saying that the points cost more.

01:09:12.280 I would imagine they'd be lucky if they cost three-fifths as much as a white baby.

01:09:16.880 Damn.

01:09:17.400 Dude, they're basically genetically engineering rape.

01:09:20.820 So I did look up a number.

01:09:24.240 I did ask Rock who invented the term Bohemian Grove.

01:09:27.780 And it says it basically started on Reddit.

01:09:31.940 Yeah, listen.

01:09:32.480 This is low-hanging fruit stuff.

01:09:33.520 There's no way this was original.

01:09:35.060 Like to any of these people.

01:09:36.220 It just says it appears in context like the Bohemian Grove company website.

01:09:41.700 Honestly, I feel like it was my idea.

01:09:43.360 But I don't know.

01:09:44.280 Yeah.

01:09:44.700 I don't know.

01:09:45.120 So even then, I guarantee you years ago is when I said this.

01:09:48.060 I don't give a fuck about this Steve faggot anymore.

01:09:50.680 There's another company named Bohemian Grove.

01:09:52.720 They actually hit me up for the last one I did.

01:09:55.800 And they were like, they were acting like this, please.

01:09:58.100 Well, they were acting retarded.

01:09:59.280 And I was like, I told them straight up, I'm like, I'm not changing it.

01:10:02.720 Like it's already like at that point, it was already going.

01:10:04.500 I'm like, I'm not going to change it.

01:10:05.880 And they were like, well, it's just not cool, dude.

01:10:08.020 And I was like, I don't even know who you are.

01:10:09.880 Yeah, sue me, faggot.

01:10:10.800 Stop bringing attention to our cabal of elites that have changed the name slightly.

01:10:16.580 No, then I offered.

01:10:17.600 This is how fucking dumb these people are.

01:10:18.980 I offered them.

01:10:19.520 I was like, do you want to put up like promotion?

01:10:21.120 Like set up a table, run your merch there, get to know our audience, come on my show?

01:10:25.720 Nah.

01:10:26.560 I was like, so then what the fuck do you care?

01:10:28.380 Like you're not even running like a legitimate business.

01:10:31.040 It's retarded.

01:10:32.620 Exactly.

01:10:32.860 They're selling conspiracy shit.

01:10:34.580 So I'm like, yeah, okay.

01:10:35.360 I'm doing a conspiracy thing with the conspiracy guys.

01:10:38.640 I genuinely think we may have walked into a conspiracy.

01:10:41.480 It's weird that you wouldn't be interested.

01:10:44.100 Yeah.

01:10:44.460 He just wanted to complain.

01:10:46.380 It's not weird.

01:10:47.500 It's just these people are fucking losers.

01:10:49.520 Yeah.

01:10:49.780 Loser retards.

01:10:51.120 Because I gave him an opportunity.

01:10:52.280 I was like, oh, hey, didn't know you existed.

01:10:54.060 But like what I could have told you is take me to court, faggot.

01:10:56.720 But what I said was, hey, do you want to reach out to my audience?

01:11:01.540 Yeah.

01:11:01.800 Reach out to my audience.

01:11:02.840 Be a part of this thing because I can't change the name at this point.

01:11:05.460 And the guy was like, I don't really see the point in it.

01:11:07.460 And I was like, okay.

01:11:08.540 All right.

01:11:08.900 Tyler, run the I don't give a fuck about these people.

01:11:11.120 I don't give a fuck about these people.

01:11:12.980 We're waiting, Tyler.

01:11:16.180 Wait, yeah.

01:11:16.560 What else we got here?

01:11:17.360 It's made it awkward.

01:11:18.020 You can't call out these people.

01:11:18.900 I know.

01:11:19.380 I was thinking right whenever.

01:11:21.300 I'm not your fucking monkey.

01:11:23.420 I was making jokes about gay people choosing which kids that want to rape or whatever.

01:11:28.860 I know Toad wants to change subjects, but it's fucking great.

01:11:30.940 When Top's upset, I just like to let him run.

01:11:33.400 Look, I think what's more disturbing is not like you ought to have to pay a premium for a white baby.

01:11:38.660 So what's more disturbing is that you have this fucking gay guy who's talking about buying kids right in front of everybody.

01:11:43.120 And everybody's like, cool, man.

01:11:44.340 Was that Andrew Scholes?

01:11:44.880 Let's go buy some fucking kids.

01:11:46.040 Yeah, it was Andrew Scholes.

01:11:47.240 Yeah, the mustache.

01:11:48.240 It is wild.

01:11:48.820 Yeah, he's talking about buying children.

01:11:50.960 And then he has the gall to go, can you believe blacks are discounted?

01:11:54.680 You're like, dude, you're talking about buying children.

01:11:58.980 By the way, who gives a fuck about the discount?

01:12:01.920 Do you believe blacks are cheaper?

01:12:02.900 Do you think that this would be where Murray Rothbard and Pete Buttigieg would shake hands as buying children?

01:12:10.020 Here's the thing.

01:12:10.820 I think we're going to.

01:12:11.960 I don't actually know.

01:12:12.540 I was going to be serious about this.

01:12:13.540 I'm not going to do it.

01:12:14.320 You know, it's funny.

01:12:14.940 It's like I wasn't in the like the Jordan, the game for Jordans to look at the shoe prices.

01:12:19.860 But now that I'm buying like shoes and shit, I'm in the game.

01:12:23.240 So I know how much I'm like, oh, that's a fucking that's a legacy for Jordan.

01:12:27.140 Be careful.

01:12:27.520 That goes for bread.

01:12:28.680 Yeah.

01:12:29.200 You're losing patrons.

01:12:30.100 I already got some coming to me saying tops buying Jordans with our money now just getting carried away.

01:12:34.400 Dog, man.

01:12:34.960 I'm just letting you know.

01:12:35.900 So, yeah, it's I don't give a fuck.

01:12:37.260 Whatever.

01:12:37.520 I mean, he'll come back once.

01:12:38.620 Jordan is going to run out.

01:12:39.540 It's some high time behavior.

01:12:40.760 It's literally Jordan behavior.

01:12:42.900 Yeah.

01:12:43.000 No, here's the thing, though.

01:12:43.720 I'm buying him for like fucking $40.

01:12:45.580 It's crazy.

01:12:46.140 You anyway, whatever the point is.

01:12:47.580 The value, they triple.

01:12:49.980 No, I'm buying them used.

01:12:51.720 I think this is great.

01:12:52.420 This is the most nigger rich thing I've ever heard anybody doing.

01:12:55.340 $6 for these.

01:12:56.680 These are beat to fuck.

01:12:58.060 I care about the cause and I care about the movement.

01:12:59.580 I just don't give a fuck about these.

01:13:00.540 Like, I.

01:13:01.720 Tyler, you're like fucking 20 minutes too late.

01:13:03.540 Those have been in a pool, man.

01:13:04.780 Yeah, those are awful.

01:13:05.620 $6.

01:13:06.280 Those have been in a pool.

01:13:09.260 Those are awful.

01:13:09.660 You know why I bought these?

01:13:10.840 Because they fit, Cole.

01:13:12.640 Because they're my size.

01:13:14.000 Oh, he can't relate.

01:13:14.900 He can't relate.

01:13:15.380 Do you have a collection of like dad's Jordans that you just beat to shit?

01:13:19.240 Do you just buy things because they're your size now?

01:13:22.020 No, that one was like six bucks for that.

01:13:26.080 And I just use it to fucking go clean the chicken coop.

01:13:28.300 What I love about this is that this is like the most black thing I've ever seen anybody do.

01:13:33.920 He's like, I'm making $5,000 to $6,000 a month from podcasting.

01:13:38.220 Do you have any idea how many fucking Jordans I own?

01:13:40.840 Discount Jordans.

01:13:41.780 I have a fine collection of discount beat to shit Jordans.

01:13:46.600 That's amazing.

01:13:47.480 I love it.

01:13:48.620 Don't ever change.

01:13:50.460 I want you to have like a display wall.

01:13:52.560 They all have like grass stains and shit, you know?

01:13:54.880 You need to buy some pole Jordans.

01:13:57.140 Actually, like for the pole.

01:13:58.660 Some pole Jordans.

01:14:00.000 You buy some pole Jordans.

01:14:03.240 Honestly, those could be pole Jordans.

01:14:05.120 You come out of the pool with a fucking robe and pole Jordans.

01:14:10.300 Because I can see your dad.

01:14:11.500 I can see your dad being like, like, oh, I was about to use your name because I can hear

01:14:16.320 your dad saying it.

01:14:17.980 There's Tom.

01:14:18.560 This is going to be Tom with his pole Jordans on.

01:14:21.480 But I never realized last time that he has socks on too, which is crazy.

01:14:26.400 Like he has socks and shoes.

01:14:27.940 At that point though, like whatever.

01:14:30.300 Yeah, whatever.

01:14:31.400 Tom does kind of have this guy's energy though.

01:14:33.200 It's like, yeah.

01:14:34.140 I got my, hold on.

01:14:35.300 I got to slip in the shower in my shower Jordans.

01:14:37.380 Like this guy's energy?

01:14:38.740 Like, yeah, you do.

01:14:39.400 Because like this guy's about to say either the funniest thing you've ever heard or stab him.

01:14:43.540 Dude, this guy, he's nigga versus Tom.

01:14:46.320 That is true.

01:14:47.340 That is nigga versus Tom.

01:14:48.220 Do you think, I guess there are Jordan like slides.

01:14:51.820 I can't believe you don't have those for the shower.

01:14:53.800 Like where you literally just take a shit.

01:14:54.740 The Adidas slides are fucking the goaded Adidas.

01:14:58.520 They're great.

01:14:59.680 I actually just bought a pair of Yeezys too, bro.

01:15:02.280 Yo, $32.

01:15:03.580 Hey, listen, what I'm saying is that.

01:15:05.980 No, no, they're real.

01:15:06.940 Where do you get these fucking shoes from?

01:15:08.340 From what not, dude?

01:15:09.720 It's like you auction, they auction them and you fucking bid and depending on, yeah, it's crazy.

01:15:15.040 Anyway, shower J's.

01:15:15.520 You get notifications for the fucking auction.

01:15:17.800 It's a live auction.

01:15:18.660 They're all Chinese bootleg, but I love it.

01:15:21.480 They're not.

01:15:22.300 They're not.

01:15:22.720 I know you're playing.

01:15:23.640 You're fucking real, man.

01:15:24.480 The point of the story being is that.

01:15:26.580 You gotta get them authenticated.

01:15:27.420 I know.

01:15:28.140 I now know how much different shoes would cost because it's been a long time.

01:15:32.840 So I know what's worth a lot because I'm kind of in this game now of like looking at those prices.

01:15:37.500 Oh, God.

01:15:38.160 Babies.

01:15:39.240 You're not in a shoe.

01:15:40.160 You're not in the fucking baby game.

01:15:41.700 We don't know how much babies cost.

01:15:42.660 This is like a guy being like, you know, I hang out in the penny stock.

01:15:44.520 So like I hang out in the area, not everyone.

01:15:46.480 So I know.

01:15:46.780 Can you imagine?

01:15:47.380 It's funny because.

01:15:47.900 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

01:15:48.780 Can you imagine a bunch of fucking gay guys sitting around going like, yeah, we just

01:15:51.960 got our third boy, paid $12,000 and then some other cocksucking piece of shit comes in

01:15:57.560 there and he goes, we got ours for seven.

01:15:59.680 You fucking fool.

01:16:00.820 You rude.

01:16:01.820 You overpaid.

01:16:02.480 Black don't crack.

01:16:04.340 You paid way too much for that child.

01:16:06.120 I got a plug that is selling Asians for 10 grand a pop.

01:16:13.520 Goodbye, baby.

01:16:14.340 And they're the good Asians too.

01:16:15.640 They're Japanese.

01:16:16.460 We're not giving the Vietnamese shit.

01:16:18.200 I got paid to take three blacks.

01:16:20.100 You kidding me?

01:16:20.880 Imagine.

01:16:21.240 Imagine a baby on one.

01:16:22.280 That's like, come on, Chad.

01:16:22.900 Come on, Chad.

01:16:23.280 Here we go.

01:16:23.580 We got this baby, Asian baby.

01:16:24.700 Come on.

01:16:24.940 Swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe.

01:16:26.220 Swipe 10 seconds.

01:16:27.000 10, nine, eight.

01:16:28.220 Oh my God.

01:16:28.860 I can't believe this baby went for fucking $17 and then they throw it in a box.

01:16:33.080 They tape it and then they run the next.

01:16:35.000 It's a wild way to be.

01:16:36.140 But yeah, there should be a whatnot of babies where they can just fucking run through it.

01:16:40.780 We're doing a thousand babies in an hour.

01:16:42.840 There's a fire sale on Mexican babies right now.

01:16:45.000 It's buy one, get one free.

01:16:46.560 And if you buy five or more, you also get the mamacita too.

01:16:51.620 Yeah.

01:16:51.800 You know how they always say that you can't deport the whole family and you can't separate

01:16:57.540 the parents from the family?

01:16:58.900 Like, why don't we just deport the family and then fucking auction the kids off to the gays?

01:17:03.640 That's true.

01:17:04.400 They'll buy them too.

01:17:05.420 $30.

01:17:06.360 $30 a pop.

01:17:07.420 They love fresh, fresh butthole.

01:17:10.980 All right.

01:17:11.640 What?

01:17:12.180 Oh my God.

01:17:13.780 Oh, by the way.

01:17:14.580 I mean, these kids are already being human trafficked.

01:17:16.380 So like, what's the big difference?

01:17:17.840 So now we, we're selling them to a fucking bunch of homos in America.

01:17:20.700 Like, this sounds great.

01:17:22.540 I have a bunch of babies just because they're like, that was like, it was affordable.

01:17:26.340 Like that's, I just bought it because like, it was super cheap.

01:17:28.900 I didn't even want this kid, but you see it for $50.

01:17:32.120 It was a steal.

01:17:33.140 You got to get it.

01:17:33.680 You got to get it.

01:17:34.380 You got to get it.

01:17:34.640 We used to get a sale.

01:17:35.920 It's a good sale.

01:17:36.660 I was like, I lost on the shipping.

01:17:38.380 They just have to be raped.

01:17:41.300 The mother lost on the shipping.

01:17:42.900 I got such a good deal.

01:17:45.320 They send the baby, the baby in a basket on the river Nile to you.

01:17:49.120 All right.

01:17:50.680 It's a Bible joke.

01:17:51.620 I see Toad.

01:17:52.280 You like that one, right?

01:17:53.080 I liked it.

01:17:54.020 Okay, good.

01:17:54.700 You got him.

01:17:55.200 Yeah.

01:17:55.880 He goes, I like that.

01:17:57.100 I know the Bible.

01:17:58.280 That might've been the first time I did like a Toad sort of joke like that in that kind

01:18:02.460 of style.

01:18:03.220 It is bad when you do a Toad joke and you kind of look over for Toad to be like him.

01:18:06.660 Because you did it for him and he doesn't acknowledge it.

01:18:09.500 Did you like that, baby?

01:18:11.980 Hey, let's pull up 52.

01:18:14.460 Pull up 52.

01:18:15.060 I want you guys to see the corpse that got fucked.

01:18:18.820 Okay.

01:18:19.080 I want to ask Toad, though.

01:18:20.100 Is this a cute corpse or what?

01:18:21.720 Will you perform, Toad?

01:18:24.260 Perform on this corpse?

01:18:26.020 Oh, I do have a thing because Toad was saying that.

01:18:30.740 Do you want me to do comedy?

01:18:32.360 By the way, I'm dead serious for that music video idea.

01:18:34.700 I've been priming my audience.

01:18:37.180 Yes, a music video would be great, but I've been priming my audience when we have to pee

01:18:42.020 in the middle of the show, we'll put one of your songs on and just play it to completion.

01:18:46.460 It's happened like two or three times already.

01:18:48.460 They love it.

01:18:49.320 They fucking love it.

01:18:50.620 I have two things.

01:18:52.160 Well, I mean, you have the videos.

01:18:54.240 You want videos?

01:18:55.100 What do you want?

01:18:55.820 I want you to play live.

01:18:57.920 Yeah, this is very easy to understand.

01:19:01.140 Two things.

01:19:04.380 Yeah.

01:19:05.100 Sometimes I feel like he doesn't even speak English.

01:19:06.960 He's so fucking dense.

01:19:08.300 This goes into my second point.

01:19:09.920 My first point is I didn't know how to fit this joke in earlier.

01:19:12.500 What's happening?

01:19:13.380 I don't know what's happening.

01:19:14.340 I don't know if it's really that funny, but I just kept thinking about it was that seven

01:19:17.560 years is the year, or seven is the number of completions, so seven years, sucking a dog

01:19:22.920 dick, and this completion, whatever.

01:19:25.880 Oh, I love that.

01:19:26.580 That's actually funny.

01:19:27.520 Dog is God backwards, and then, you know, dog is God backwards.

01:19:31.960 Yeah, that's the...

01:19:32.680 I could have fit in a year for like seven years.

01:19:35.780 That's a good question.

01:19:36.660 Would you rather suck off a dog for seven years or suck off God for a year?

01:19:40.700 You die.

01:19:42.100 God.

01:19:42.800 For sure.

01:19:44.000 He just died from his radiance.

01:19:45.720 Speaking of the visage being upon you.

01:19:48.740 That toad of God.

01:19:49.380 Imagine how hard God bust.

01:19:51.500 He must bust hard.

01:19:52.260 Indiana Jones, and when he touched the Ark of the Covenant, he just fucking melted.

01:19:55.900 He's cocking his mouth.

01:19:56.740 Do you think that the Big Bang is just God just bussing?

01:19:59.580 Yeah, bro.

01:20:00.420 Straight up bussing.

01:20:02.400 Yeah.

01:20:02.740 That's what stars is just...

01:20:03.840 It's the creation of the entire universe.

01:20:05.660 That's like, bro, the bus.

01:20:06.360 The Virgin Mary was ruined afterwards.

01:20:10.040 Ruined.

01:20:10.680 Yeah.

01:20:11.520 Stupid.

01:20:12.560 So dumb.

01:20:13.500 Great.

01:20:13.880 Now we're all going to hell.

01:20:14.820 Thanks a lot.

01:20:16.480 She wasn't really...

01:20:17.600 Mary doesn't fucking matter.

01:20:18.960 We're not Catholic.

01:20:20.540 But toad, not understanding things, he was coming back.

01:20:25.260 He went to the Celtics game the other night, and he came back and he goes, I think this

01:20:30.480 guy wanted me to be a bull to his wife.

01:20:33.100 No, this was last night.

01:20:34.740 I just ignored it.

01:20:35.780 No, that was the show I was at last night.

01:20:37.280 And he was saying in another chat, and I was like, Toad, I just think you completely misread

01:20:43.260 the situation.

01:20:43.780 I did not.

01:20:46.420 I mean, unless it's possible.

01:20:48.460 He wanted me to fuck his wife.

01:20:50.100 I did not misread it.

01:20:51.800 She definitely wanted me to fuck her.

01:20:53.300 Unless, yeah, unless it's possible to misread him being like, Yo, dude.

01:20:56.960 It is possible.

01:20:58.220 What?

01:20:59.340 He's saying that the guy said...

01:21:01.160 He's literally saying, Yo, my wife wants to fuck you, bro.

01:21:04.120 That's not...

01:21:05.640 Don't believe it.

01:21:06.140 This kind of makes me sad.

01:21:07.800 I thought...

01:21:08.500 You thought it would be an old, dead, ugly, homeless guy, right?

01:21:14.420 No.

01:21:15.400 No.

01:21:15.920 He's kind of hot.

01:21:16.660 Stunner?

01:21:17.400 Yeah.

01:21:17.660 Oh, sorry.

01:21:18.980 No, he's handsome.

01:21:21.280 Looks like Top's cousin.

01:21:22.760 Guapo.

01:21:23.120 He looks literally like every Mexican that's ever been there.

01:21:25.660 Guapo means handsome, baby.

01:21:26.740 Scroll up.

01:21:27.080 Scroll up.

01:21:27.380 We got to see him.

01:21:27.980 Look at this guy.

01:21:28.820 That's the dude that raped him with the yellow shirt?

01:21:30.580 This is the guy who got raped, and this is what I want to talk about.

01:21:34.280 Now that I've seen his lips, I'm confident he fucked his face.

01:21:37.380 Oh, yeah.

01:21:37.720 There's some gay thing going on here for sure.

01:21:40.100 Yeah, it does have some effeminate cute lips.

01:21:42.660 Yeah.

01:21:43.560 Imagine being his son, like his 13-year-old boy.

01:21:46.940 Dude, it's just like your dad got raped on a train, dog.

01:21:49.380 Yeah.

01:21:50.580 His corpse was...

01:21:51.640 That's a good question.

01:21:53.080 The son got corpse.

01:21:54.240 Do you find out...

01:21:55.600 You're a 12-year-old.

01:21:56.580 You find out that your dad died on his way home from work, or you find out that your dad

01:22:01.200 got raped.

01:22:02.380 Yeah, dog.

01:22:02.960 What's the harder part of that?

01:22:05.060 I don't know.

01:22:05.420 You know what, dog?

01:22:06.100 I might have to kill my dad if he got raped.

01:22:08.960 All right.

01:22:09.480 Here we go.

01:22:10.320 If this guy...

01:22:11.440 I don't care about the guy that raped him.

01:22:13.960 He shouldn't go to jail at all, because this guy probably shouldn't even be in this country.

01:22:17.460 He shouldn't even be here to give this guy the option.

01:22:20.160 Look at him.

01:22:20.400 That 13-year-old is an anchor baby.

01:22:21.900 You're right for the raping if you ain't supposed to be here.

01:22:24.080 I'm pretty sure both of these guys are illegal immigrants, to be honest.

01:22:27.380 Yeah.

01:22:28.300 Oh, there he is.

01:22:29.440 What the fuck is that?

01:22:29.960 It's a black guy?

01:22:31.420 This sounds a whole lot of interest.

01:22:33.480 Another person of interest.

01:22:34.860 They just saw the first black guy, and they were like, also, he may have committed a crime.

01:22:40.140 No, that's the dude who robbed him before the other person fucked him.

01:22:43.080 He had an accomplice.

01:22:45.040 This is...

01:22:45.600 It's all yours now, brother.

01:22:47.400 Yeah, he's like, I got the wallet and the watch.

01:22:50.060 You get his asshole.

01:22:50.220 I got the wallet.

01:22:50.900 You can have his butthole.

01:22:51.600 I was about to say the same thing.

01:22:53.340 I got his money.

01:22:54.040 You got his butthole, buddy.

01:22:55.260 Yeah, he stole it.

01:22:56.580 We each get what we want.

01:22:57.420 I'll get his Jordans.

01:22:58.400 You get his mouth.

01:23:00.200 What kind of Jordans do you think they are, though?

01:23:02.020 Oh, dude, he's a vagrant homeless dude, is what it sounds like.

01:23:05.040 Wow, they both had yellow hoodies on?

01:23:06.640 That's the rapist.

01:23:07.700 That's the rapist.

01:23:08.880 Both had yellow hoodies.

01:23:09.800 He was a vagrant homeless.

01:23:11.460 There's a conspiracy.

01:23:12.780 He looks like Steven Stahl.

01:23:13.740 There's a conspiracy there.

01:23:14.580 Why is this guy...

01:23:15.400 His head looks so weird in there.

01:23:18.020 Everybody's head in this story looks fucking weird.

01:23:19.640 He looks old.

01:23:20.560 He looks like he's kind of jacked, and he's got like a dyed go-toe.

01:23:23.320 He looks like...

01:23:23.840 He died of cirrhosis.

01:23:26.480 Isn't cirrhosis also like...

01:23:28.000 Of the liver?

01:23:28.760 Filed under necrophilia.

01:23:30.480 Click on that.

01:23:31.060 He looks like the...

01:23:31.640 Click on that.

01:23:32.580 I want to see what else is under necrophilia.

01:23:35.700 I know this is going to be...

01:23:36.540 There you go.

01:23:37.400 Yeah, there you go.

01:23:38.600 101 female corpses.

01:23:40.420 Holy shit.

01:23:41.440 101 female corpses.

01:23:42.680 Is he like the Michael Jordan of necrophilia?

01:23:45.400 He made it to the central.

01:23:46.360 He's up there, dude.

01:23:47.220 Imagine if you were fucking...

01:23:48.920 If you were like the coroner, dude.

01:23:50.540 If you worked as a coroner, you could probably get so much fucking dead pussy.

01:23:53.860 Dude, he was also a murderer.

01:23:55.540 Look at that.

01:23:56.020 You see that?

01:23:56.480 He was a murderer, and he was fucking corpses on the job.

01:23:59.500 Dude, he basically had one more...

01:24:02.180 Wow.

01:24:03.700 That's Wilt Chamberlain numbers, dude.

01:24:05.960 Yeah.

01:24:06.260 There's like nowhere better to meet pussy than dead pussy.

01:24:08.580 He outdid Wilt by one point.

01:24:12.640 Yeah.

01:24:13.220 Aside from like some incredible genocide of some sort that no one cares, there's really

01:24:17.560 probably nowhere better to just fucking rape bodies.

01:24:20.780 I feel like...

01:24:21.220 Dead bodies.

01:24:21.900 I feel like...

01:24:22.800 It's kind of...

01:24:23.340 It's a little overhyped, you know?

01:24:24.580 Like, the people are dead.

01:24:26.180 Who gives a fuck?

01:24:27.180 Yeah.

01:24:27.480 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

01:24:28.040 Like, let them live.

01:24:28.920 Like, what's wrong with you guys?

01:24:30.520 I was going to ask...

01:24:31.920 How do you find the guy?

01:24:33.100 Do you need the guy?

01:24:33.580 Live a little.

01:24:34.720 I feel your email.

01:24:35.760 Jesus Christ.

01:24:36.800 Just don't tell them.

01:24:37.680 You just do not tell them at that point.

01:24:39.400 Right.

01:24:39.720 Like, even though there's a fucking trial, everything, you do not tell the victims' families.

01:24:43.660 Yeah, dude, if...

01:24:44.360 Like, I've had a bunch of grandparents and great-grandparents will die.

01:24:47.220 Like, if I...

01:24:49.220 If one of them died...

01:24:50.600 Meemaw got raped?

01:24:51.860 Like, if one or all of them got raped in the fucking morgue...

01:24:56.400 Don't tell me.

01:24:56.720 Don't tell me.

01:24:57.420 I don't want to do that.

01:24:58.520 Yeah, right?

01:24:58.900 Yeah, I'll just never know.

01:25:00.480 Why would you tell me?

01:25:00.940 I was going to ask, do you think the guy that died on the train...

01:25:02.760 Prosecute, but don't tell me.

01:25:04.340 Do you think that they haven't...

01:25:05.200 Keep it out of the news, please, but don't tell me.

01:25:07.420 Would you use an open casket at the...

01:25:10.240 Would you want to do it?

01:25:11.980 For the guy who got raped?

01:25:13.160 You think I'm going to fuck him in a closed casket?

01:25:14.660 What am I, a psychopath?

01:25:15.700 Would he cuddle with him in the dark?

01:25:17.760 I'm just saying for the family, if you know he got raped...

01:25:20.400 Dude, you're a real freak.

01:25:21.400 I'm fucking with the casket open.

01:25:22.760 I'm not fucking closing the casket and going to cuddle, snuggle with my fucking corpse.

01:25:26.660 Do you have any of mine?

01:25:27.060 Do you think the family would want an open casket for the viewing, or they'd be like,

01:25:31.360 he got raped after...

01:25:32.340 We're just going to close this.

01:25:33.300 He's a disgrace to this family.

01:25:35.180 Yeah.

01:25:35.920 The people in the morgue are like, I'm sorry.

01:25:38.160 We did all that we could to try to get the semen off of him.

01:25:40.740 Yeah, there's still a little cum on his face.

01:25:43.120 We scrubbed hard.

01:25:44.340 Just did it cum off.

01:25:45.080 Dude, one of my favorite comments I got on one of my episodes over the past couple of

01:25:50.640 weeks was someone going, I can't believe that this is the same guy that's actually funny

01:25:54.500 on Tower Gang.

01:25:55.560 Because I'm like, I'm so serious on this show.

01:25:57.720 I was like, that was funny as hell.

01:25:59.080 Oh, I do want to get back.

01:26:00.040 Can we get back to Toad thinking that...

01:26:01.620 Wait, wait.

01:26:01.980 I wanted to see.

01:26:02.600 We wanted to check on our friend.

01:26:05.200 Can we check on our friend real quick?

01:26:06.260 Who's there?

01:26:06.560 Yeah, we're checking her.

01:26:07.400 Bucktooth?

01:26:08.280 Oh.

01:26:09.120 She got a new pin for her hat.

01:26:11.020 Oh, she got a swastika pin.

01:26:12.880 Awesome.

01:26:13.420 That's really close, by the way.

01:26:15.020 That's a thin red line.

01:26:17.320 Dude, all right.

01:26:17.920 I have a story that is going to blow your fucking socks after we watch this.

01:26:21.160 Go ahead.

01:26:21.740 Okay.

01:26:22.500 So I went to this little place called the Trading Post in Canton, and they had these cool

01:26:27.380 pins, and I got one for my hat.

01:26:30.320 Is there a video, or is it just the...

01:26:31.760 To match my Doc Martens.

01:26:32.600 Hail Satan.

01:26:33.880 It's just the video.

01:26:34.920 Hail Satan.

01:26:35.980 I understand that.

01:26:36.660 It's not...

01:26:37.660 The video wasn't...

01:26:38.360 Is it...

01:26:38.740 I know.

01:26:39.120 Was it a still image?

01:26:40.200 Didn't...

01:26:40.480 Wasn't Bucktooth was all excited about the Pope dying, right?

01:26:45.720 Oh, yeah.

01:26:46.540 That's fucked up.

01:26:47.900 We could watch that.

01:26:48.520 No, fuck the Pope.

01:26:49.480 Yeah, fuck the Pope.

01:26:51.280 Where she had...

01:26:52.120 Even though it probably is, like...

01:26:54.100 Oh, that's not cool.

01:26:55.060 The Pope that would most be tolerant of it.

01:26:59.220 I'm just going to say that.

01:27:00.340 Let's see what she has to say about it.

01:27:01.740 So, according to the news, the flags are being lowered to half-staff in honor of Pope Francis.

01:27:07.660 That is a clear and direct violation of our constitutional right between the separation of church and state.

01:27:14.460 Not to mention, America is a secular nation where the government cannot have any sort of religious pull.

01:27:23.520 This is directly violating the Constitution.

01:27:26.580 Praise Satan that Pope Francis is dead.

01:27:28.900 Hey, Kyle, doggy.

01:27:32.120 Can we get Josie to just fact-check that real, please?

01:27:36.240 Yeah.

01:27:36.480 Now, the thing that she gets wrong is that Pope Francis was, like, basically one of Satan's helpers, essentially.

01:27:44.220 So, that's the thing that she does not see.

01:27:47.020 I got to tell you guys the story.

01:27:48.620 Because if I don't remember to tell the story, it'll be a total tragedy.

01:27:53.060 Good.

01:27:53.440 When I was in 2009, so I'm in my 20s, and my fucking buddy, Jewish kid, I think he's a central banker now.

01:28:01.100 Real talk.

01:28:01.900 Anyways, Jewish kid, we travel to Europe.

01:28:06.220 We do three weeks in Europe.

01:28:07.560 And the first leg of our trip, we get absolutely blackout drunk at this club in Germany.

01:28:12.900 And he comes home the next day.

01:28:15.340 He's shirtless.

01:28:16.180 I don't know where the fuck he's been.

01:28:17.320 He's been out all night.

01:28:18.720 And I look at him, and I realize that he's got these tattoos.

01:28:21.800 He's this Jewish kid.

01:28:22.980 He's atheist, but Jewish, whatever.

01:28:25.020 But he's got these two tattoos.

01:28:26.860 Swastika.

01:28:27.460 And one is a swastika with the fucking, with the X out, and one's a cross with the X out.

01:28:32.480 But he's got them five years ago.

01:28:34.700 And the ink for the swastika is black, and the ink for the no is red.

01:28:39.960 So, it has dimmed.

01:28:40.740 This nigga's walking around in Germany with a fucking swastika and a cross tattooed on him.

01:28:45.400 And he's Jewish.

01:28:46.340 And he's running around through Germany, blackout drunk.

01:28:49.220 I mean, the fact that he survived is a miracle.

01:28:52.820 He had a cross with an X over it?

01:28:55.660 Yeah.

01:28:56.420 Dude, this is what I'm saying.

01:28:57.840 The way the light hit it, you couldn't see the X is what you're saying.

01:29:00.540 I'm saying that the red ink dimmed.

01:29:02.980 So, it looked as if, especially walking around at night, you've got a Jewish guy running around Germany

01:29:08.340 with a swastika and a cross tattooed on his chest.

01:29:10.860 You're giving me a great idea.

01:29:12.100 It's unbelievable.

01:29:12.680 Cry me a river about that.

01:29:14.520 Cry me a river.

01:29:15.600 I got to get into the niche of, like, selling to leftists.

01:29:18.520 I had a t-shirt that did that once.

01:29:20.600 That, like, confused leftists.

01:29:21.860 And a lot of them brought it.

01:29:23.120 It was very funny.

01:29:24.200 But I want to sell them, like, the stats and swastika.

01:29:26.880 No, no.

01:29:27.240 It's, like, the circle with the X.

01:29:28.800 And when they buy it, it has, like, an expiration for the ink.

01:29:31.560 And the ink fades away.

01:29:33.060 That'd be great.

01:29:33.640 So, like, they'll put the swastika up somewhere.

01:29:35.840 It fades away.

01:29:36.480 And now they have a fucking swastika sticker.

01:29:37.960 Dude, I've got you the idea.

01:29:39.120 I've got you the design.

01:29:39.980 Check it out.

01:29:40.440 All right.

01:29:40.680 So, it's, I, I, it's going to, I'm going to have to work with the actual phrase.

01:29:46.520 But basically, like, I hate Elon or I love Elon.

01:29:49.720 But then the Elon is in the O, has the swastika.

01:29:52.960 But have the rest of it just fade away so a bunch of limbtards are jopping around with swastikas on their fucking buffers.

01:29:59.420 That'd be great.

01:30:00.320 Well, someone said that they made a joke about how, like, because weren't they putting swastikas on, like, people's Cybertrucks and Tesla's and shit?

01:30:09.900 Do you pronounce it swastikar?

01:30:11.720 I, I, I, I.

01:30:12.420 Swastikar.

01:30:13.780 Swastikar.

01:30:14.680 Swastikars.

01:30:15.460 Swastikars.

01:30:16.880 Swastikars?

01:30:18.120 That's what they are.

01:30:19.080 Swastikars.

01:30:19.720 Yo, I've been collecting these swastikars.

01:30:22.960 Uh, sorry, what were you saying?

01:30:24.260 I got lost in the...

01:30:25.160 They actually were putting swastikas on, like, swastikas.

01:30:29.560 Swastikars.

01:30:31.000 Swastikars.

01:30:31.840 Whatever.

01:30:33.540 At least I could say reciprocity.

01:30:35.340 They were doing that, Cole.

01:30:36.680 You got me.

01:30:37.120 You got me.

01:30:37.440 Yeah.

01:30:38.700 You put out because, and then people, and I saw, like, jokes of, like, oh, thanks.

01:30:42.460 I think I was saying, I think I was adding an extra ick in there.

01:30:45.360 I was like, reciprocation.

01:30:47.960 Reciprocation.

01:30:50.060 What are you saying about these fucking stickers, Doug?

01:30:52.020 Do you guys want to know this?

01:30:53.060 No, people, like, the leftists were, like, putting swastikas on people's Tesla.

01:30:57.160 They would see a Tesla.

01:30:58.080 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:30:58.640 And, like, they would just put it on there because they were saying, like, yeah.

01:31:00.920 It's amazing.

01:31:01.780 They're also keying and, like, putting swastikas everywhere.

01:31:05.660 There's no fucking...

01:31:06.420 There's no white people putting swastikas anywhere except for these libtards that are doing it in protest.

01:31:10.580 They're doing it to other people's property.

01:31:12.540 I mean, there'd be one way to get swastika.

01:31:14.240 What if the Nazis were just ironic?

01:31:15.860 Like, none of them were actually rocking with Hitler.

01:31:17.440 They were just, like, they just hated everything that was going on.

01:31:19.520 They're putting swastikas everywhere.

01:31:20.780 There's, like, fuck these people with all their gay books.

01:31:23.620 I'm going to start putting swastikas everywhere because fuck these liberal homos and all their fucking gay science.

01:31:28.940 Isn't that what Daryl Cooper believes?

01:31:30.500 Yeah, basically.

01:31:31.420 I love it.

01:31:32.540 It's all.

01:31:33.080 I love Kanye West because, like, in between...

01:31:35.440 That's what Murray's all mad about.

01:31:37.440 What?

01:31:38.460 That's what I said.

01:31:38.820 What's Murray's all mad about?

01:31:39.880 It was a cat.

01:31:40.180 Yeah.

01:31:41.160 Oh, yeah.

01:31:41.660 But in between him talking about sucking his cousin off and now he's claiming...

01:31:46.160 That song's still a banger.

01:31:46.780 I just want to repeat it.

01:31:47.440 It is a banger.

01:31:48.420 Now he's claiming, though, that he's white, which is very funny because I'm like, I kind

01:31:52.860 of believe him.

01:31:53.400 He just decided he's white today.

01:31:55.080 But in between that time period...

01:31:56.060 I've always felt like he was white.

01:31:57.240 He also got a diamond-encrusted swastika.

01:31:59.920 He's not quite there yet for me.

01:32:01.360 In between that time period, though...

01:32:03.460 He's debating...

01:32:03.660 He's going to have to suck your cousin's dick for an eighth year if I'm going to make you

01:32:06.680 white, all right?

01:32:07.280 Yeah, not white enough.

01:32:07.940 He has the wherewithal to debate the swastika that is, like, at a 45, like this, and then

01:32:13.860 the swastika that is, like, this way.

01:32:17.340 You know what I'm saying?

01:32:18.260 I do know.

01:32:18.640 He's like...

01:32:18.980 Yeah.

01:32:19.660 He's like, oh, this swastika actually goes harder, like the one that's, like, fucking,

01:32:24.620 you know, positioning...

01:32:25.820 The original one?

01:32:27.820 Well, yeah, but he has, like, the diamond one, you know?

01:32:30.140 Like, whatever.

01:32:30.780 I'm just saying, this dude's an artist.

01:32:32.400 He's sucking his cousin's dick.

01:32:33.640 It's harder if it's rotated in a certain way, really not rotated.

01:32:36.400 No, no, well, because the original swastika was just, like, basically the box, and then

01:32:41.560 the Nazis just rotated it.

01:32:43.700 Right.

01:32:44.160 They made it into, like, a diamond.

01:32:45.640 Yeah, they rotated it.

01:32:46.660 And they made it straighter.

01:32:47.060 But the original one is, like, the regular box shape.

01:32:50.440 Let's just be honest.

01:32:51.220 It goes hard either way.

01:32:52.640 It goes hard.

01:32:53.340 I mean, it's an ancient symbol.

01:32:54.460 The reason why it's so fucking cool.

01:32:55.640 Vertical, diagonal, looks cool.

01:32:57.580 It's like the eternal symbol of this goes hard.

01:32:59.400 It's such a weird thing that they chose that symbol.

01:33:02.080 Like, hard does not mean good, but it goes hard, for sure.

01:33:04.780 It's even older.

01:33:05.940 It's for, like, a star.

01:33:07.160 It's like the North Star traveling around like this.

01:33:09.240 What I love about this is that it's the dipper.

01:33:11.080 This goes hard.

01:33:12.240 Yeah.

01:33:12.540 That shit goes hard.

01:33:13.260 What I love about this is that Kanye West is such a creative that he's literally falling

01:33:20.460 in love with Nazism, like, the actual ideology, strictly because of the aesthetic.

01:33:24.600 Like, I don't even think he, like, he just loves the fucking vibe.

01:33:26.980 Look at this Hugo Boss.

01:33:28.280 This shit slaps.

01:33:29.580 I feel like that's most weeaboos.

01:33:31.160 Like, I'm not going to lie.

01:33:32.420 Like, they all, they all, they all, they all love fucking Nazi shit, too.

01:33:35.840 You know how cool that anime guy looks and posing in the corner with the glint in his

01:33:39.400 glasses and his pomodoro hair?

01:33:41.120 Like, it looks fucking sick, you know?

01:33:42.300 Like, they're just like, hey, Hugo Boss fucking rocks.

01:33:46.780 Like, it's, okay, well.

01:33:48.280 Yeah, don't pull up swastikas, that's what we're talking about.

01:33:51.240 Is that the original?

01:33:51.840 Why not?

01:33:52.600 It rocks.

01:33:53.580 It's science.

01:33:53.920 That's a Nazi one.

01:33:54.840 Yeah, that's a Nazi one because the Hindu swastika, if I can see the image of it.

01:34:03.780 Honestly, it goes hard.

01:34:04.940 The Hindu swastika is, it's the straightest.

01:34:08.260 It goes super hard.

01:34:09.100 And you know what else goes hard as fuck?

01:34:10.580 I'm not going to lie.

01:34:11.720 The Jewish star.

01:34:13.460 Shit goes hard as fuck because it has, like, it's just a triangle up, triangle down, overlaid.

01:34:17.560 The Israeli, the Israeli thing, that goes hard.

01:34:20.200 Oh, because it's all of them, right?

01:34:21.680 Yeah.

01:34:22.280 The Israeli thing, you know the one that he got banned for initially?

01:34:25.500 Maybe that's why Nazis and Jews hate each other so much is because they're just like,

01:34:29.300 no, we got the hardest.

01:34:30.460 Yo, yeah.

01:34:31.520 We have the hardest.

01:34:32.300 You don't remember the Israeli?

01:34:34.520 Yeah, they're just really hated.

01:34:35.720 That's why they're mortal enemies because, like, they're both, they both, like, have that

01:34:38.880 swag.

01:34:39.940 Zoolander is actually a metaphor for the Jews versus the Nazis.

01:34:45.280 But it's actually what they're really fighting about, which is style.

01:34:48.380 That's right.

01:34:49.220 Hansel, I mean, he's definitely the Nazi.

01:34:51.520 They have the best flags.

01:34:53.180 I mean, if you think about it, that's top two flags.

01:34:56.080 Top three would be, in the third one, would have to be India's butthole flag.

01:35:00.240 And it's not even that good.

01:35:01.440 But the rest of them are like, it's like stars over here.

01:35:05.800 Oh, dude, I gotta be honest with you.

01:35:06.940 The Mexican flag's pretty cool.

01:35:07.820 I gotta be honest with you.

01:35:09.000 Love the Japanese flag.

01:35:10.360 I actually kind of do like the-

01:35:11.660 Just a circle.

01:35:12.600 No, the rising sun.

01:35:13.720 It's just the pure white with the fucking hard red dots.

01:35:17.100 I don't know.

01:35:17.580 The rising sun.

01:35:18.380 My dick gets tiny and fucking hard off that.

01:35:19.920 The rising sun one does go hard.

01:35:22.860 Dude, I'm losing my mind.

01:35:24.060 The Israelis.

01:35:24.860 Wasn't that that fucking swastika, like, stardew?

01:35:27.380 That's the one that Kanye got banned for.

01:35:29.380 Yeah, I tried to look it up on Google.

01:35:30.920 I can't find it.

01:35:32.040 It's Raylian.

01:35:34.120 No, Raylian.

01:35:34.920 R-A-E-N.

01:35:35.460 So that's actually-

01:35:36.280 Raylian.

01:35:36.900 We called it Israylians.

01:35:38.840 You want to know-

01:35:39.980 Yes, the rising sun flag goes hard.

01:35:42.340 That goes hard.

01:35:43.300 Yeah, it's like, it's hypnotic, man.

01:35:45.340 Put that on a pair of shoes, dog.

01:35:46.580 I'm buying that.

01:35:47.960 Yeah, that just makes me want to fucking get into a cockpit and fucking take some cocaine

01:35:52.600 and just fucking-

01:35:53.720 Do you guys know the fucking-

01:35:56.020 You know the conspiracy behind the Raylian shit?

01:35:58.300 You know what that is?

01:36:00.160 Jeez.

01:36:00.940 I think you told me about it, but I don't remember.

01:36:02.600 The Raylian-

01:36:03.380 Raylianism was, like, basically a sex cult, but they focused on the Elohim, and they were

01:36:08.940 like the angels and shit, but they were summoning aliens.

01:36:12.280 It's just about aliens and having sex.

01:36:15.000 It was wild.

01:36:16.000 And what they were doing, they were, like, funding human cloning as well.

01:36:19.560 So it's a weird-

01:36:20.620 It was a weird-ass cult.

01:36:22.120 And then, like, Elon Musk is involved with that, with all his fucking shit, man.

01:36:24.940 Clint, do you also like the Bangladesh flag?

01:36:27.680 Show me it.

01:36:28.960 I'll let you know.

01:36:29.680 It's literally the same flag as the Japanese flag, except it was a green background.

01:36:34.320 Oh, yeah.

01:36:34.560 I got the Israeli up right now, by the way, and that thing goes hard.

01:36:36.900 No.

01:36:37.200 I think colors really matter.

01:36:39.900 Like, the black and red makes you feel aggressive.

01:36:42.040 Like, the Nazis nailed it with that.

01:36:43.380 Yeah, the Bangladesh flag is just, like-

01:36:44.600 Dude, mine is-

01:36:45.180 It's weird.

01:36:45.540 It's not as cool.

01:36:47.080 First house I bought, it was, like, everything was black and red.

01:36:49.640 I was like, I'm going fucking hard in this bitch.

01:36:51.440 I love black and red.

01:36:53.340 Black and red and black and blue.

01:36:55.180 What was your inspiration when you chose the colors for your current car, Clint?

01:37:00.660 I just wanted to get the vehicle that would upset you the most.

01:37:03.960 Ukraine.

01:37:05.840 Ukraine.

01:37:07.940 No, it was the Chargers, obviously.

01:37:10.240 Powder blue.

01:37:11.080 Do you have a favorite, like, flag, like, country flag?

01:37:16.320 Botswana.

01:37:16.680 I'd have to think about it for a minute.

01:37:20.780 Well, I used to know, like-

01:37:22.080 Madagascar.

01:37:24.140 No, what's your favorite country flag, Toad?

01:37:28.420 Answer the question, dude.

01:37:30.240 You named all African countries.

01:37:32.260 At least you know their flags, too, right?

01:37:33.840 Or, like, you got to have an answer.

01:37:37.000 Come on.

01:37:37.420 I'd have to kind of-

01:37:38.600 I'd have to refresh my memory on what some of them look like.

01:37:41.060 And some of them have changed.

01:37:42.480 It's the Tower Power Hour slut.

01:37:44.800 To the Tower Power Hour bitch.

01:37:46.340 No way, Jose.

01:37:47.900 Liberty Lockdown.

01:37:50.080 Clint.

01:37:50.500 Bitch.

01:37:51.600 Reed.

01:37:54.320 Cole.

01:37:55.920 Top Lobster.

01:37:57.140 And Toad.

01:37:58.540 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:38:01.040 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:38:02.640 Liberty Lock is truth, eh?

01:38:04.520 Same with Lobster, Cole, and Jose.

01:38:07.120 Toad is sick, no way, Jose.

01:38:08.740 It's the Tower Power Hour slut.

01:38:10.580 They made Day Smith all his-

01:38:12.100 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:38:14.440 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:38:16.940 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:38:17.580 He made Day Smith all his name.

01:38:19.620 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:38:22.600 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:38:24.360 it's so fucking hard to line up the syllables

01:38:30.200 that's all folks

Tower Gang - May 02, 2025

Ep 226 - A Cousin Year

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