Tower Gang - Ep 225 - Rigormussy

00:00:00.000 i am hated by people on every side you can think of i have so much gratitude that we're able to

00:00:07.980 be able to do this you've been staring at me i don't give a my 92 year old grandfather is making

00:00:14.640 the journey to see the flight i'm gonna find out where you say that bitch you got me fucked up

00:00:19.000 i'm sitting here going into the parking lot asking if you good i can only imagine how scared you

00:00:24.260 are to see all this in real time all of them said i think you should do it although much to my

00:00:28.900 surprise including oprah i don't get out of my face you fucking nigger as much as dumb stuff as

00:00:38.460 black people do and as often as they go to prison where do they keep coming from they are basically

00:00:42.880 farm equipment that's crazy if you want a million dollar idea right there you go put some beans in

00:00:49.300 the dildo fuck the dildo and then sell the beans let's go straight up to israel i'm not even

00:00:58.860 fucking kidding i go by the gut baby i shoot from the hips i feel like like what i say about black

00:01:07.120 people one day is gonna come to bite me in the ass i just only said the truth the next cock up is

00:01:13.420 a very nice cock so because it would hurt i wouldn't be able to take

00:01:18.140 it's not what this show is about this shit is retarded

00:01:23.900 9 11 on a wednesday we are live motherfuckers and by the way elon musk was just in my dms he's he's

00:01:32.820 bumping my x pay to uh 20k per pay cycle apparently he wants me to have his kid i'm like how am i

00:01:38.420 supposed to do that but we're gonna find out clint let me just say something real quick i'm watching

00:01:42.660 the intro and i said one day all the shit i say about black people is going to come back to bite

00:01:47.440 me in the ass and that day might have happened on tuesday it was the weirdest thing because i went to

00:01:54.460 the bank to open up a bank account for nephilim death squad and i'm talking to the cashier and she's

00:02:01.500 black and then we get into the conversation it's just like conversation conversation i'm trying to be

00:02:05.140 nice i'm trying to talk at her level down here you're going beep every every couple like every

00:02:10.860 couple seconds so she feels at home i'm just giving her the trip just to keep her all you know

00:02:15.060 on kilter no big words got it yeah yeah nobody yeah there's a fire in that place she's not getting out

00:02:19.600 of there listen so then we get talking about she's like anyway what is the nephilim this lady was from

00:02:27.140 jamaica which makes it even more hilarious i was talking to her about jamaica simulation i was like i was

00:02:33.580 just in jamaica i was like great place great people anyway she asked about the nephilim i start

00:02:49.720 telling her about it and she goes oh boy you know the mamba clot nephilim she's like this is an

00:02:55.160 interesting subject i like this i'm gonna listen to your show oh that's oh no and then she goes where

00:03:01.420 do i watch it and i was like on youtube we do like a sensor so i was like youtube mace mostly

00:03:06.840 just go to youtube and i was like then i'm thinking back in the last 10 episodes just on

00:03:10.220 nephilim death squad how many times i've said nigger and i'm just like oh i said i said it's not

00:03:15.800 every time you have aiden mabry on you fucking dropping it i mean we make it up we we we try to

00:03:22.740 platform the blacks and then she'll she'll probably only watch the episodes with black guests and i assume

00:03:28.660 you don't say it with black guests on so you should be right he says it way more i don't know

00:03:32.260 that's a really good litmus test of whether you should keep them on the show really

00:03:35.400 it's like i don't i don't say it when there's black guests on because the word is implied

00:03:40.760 anyway my day has come i'm like all right so so do you think i mean there's a yeah if she if she

00:03:51.720 watches like if she becomes a fan and she really sees what you're about you're in trouble but

00:03:55.000 she probably won't i mean she was being mad racist herself like she was telling me about

00:03:59.280 her kids i was like oh i see you got two kids there because like now you know it's like a whole

00:04:02.340 thing she was racist about her kids well she probably wants her boss because her bosses are

00:04:06.900 all jews at the bank probably she's like i got these i got these dumb fucking jamaican toddlers

00:04:11.200 she was racist against spanish people and she's you know how much watermelon i've been lately

00:04:16.060 crazy those motherfuckers don't stop eating that shit she's got my ids with my fucking last name so

00:04:20.980 i'm like you know i'm spanish and she immediately like i said about her son small talk he's

00:04:24.860 like oh my son gets in trouble at school because he's in an esl class and they put him in there by

00:04:28.580 accident so he's not challenged and he's misbehaving she's like me boy not challenge he bump a clap

00:04:35.020 slow she's just jamaican pigeons they put my kid in an easel class and i was like what's an easel

00:04:42.360 class and she goes she turned it into a word anyway she started telling me about her son is like

00:04:49.020 her son comes back home and it's like for valentine's day with a list of girls that he likes and he's like

00:04:54.160 she's like i can't even pronounce these names roselita maria you know shit like all spanish

00:04:58.980 and then she increasingly gets more racist about spanish people as we talk and i'm just like all

00:05:03.580 for it so i'm hoping if she's watching like fucking i hope you get it and what's your son's name it's

00:05:08.840 camelo anthony he's a good boy he ain't do nothing lately all right so let's get into the first story

00:05:15.060 so apparently for those that aren't on twitter this is like in internal twitter drama but trust trust me on

00:05:19.860 this this story is is interesting enough you will find it compelling even if you're not on x slash

00:05:23.940 twitter so there's this broadening tiffany fong who started to go viral about the black woman if you

00:05:29.580 don't know no she's obvious obvious african-american tiffany fong uh but she's some sort of asian she

00:05:36.460 starts to go viral she starts yeah she starts to go viral in a way that's like just seems impossible

00:05:42.560 like everything garbage wasn't she like bitcoin broad or some shit she did some sort of like that

00:05:48.520 was her grift or something she got she got rugged she got rugged on some shit coin lost a ton of money

00:05:54.460 and then uh created a youtube that like got very minimal traction and then suddenly she's just posting

00:06:00.640 like you know oh man i bumped back my car into a fucking you know uh i don't know a curb or something

00:06:07.260 and then it's like 25 000 likes like what it's like it it makes no sense everything she says

00:06:13.060 for about six months six weeks is just viral as fuck and she's got four or five hundred thousand

00:06:18.820 followers she was can we talk about what a wild way that is to get pussy though that is an insane

00:06:23.380 let's get to the fucking story skyrocket go on go on wait a first off number of the most important

00:06:28.200 question would everybody oh yeah she's on that picture she's cute for sure yeah all right how many

00:06:34.740 followers she got she's a little subhuman but would a little subhuman a lot 338 338 all right so

00:06:41.680 so back then i think she was under 100 and then she just starts to rack she's just like 20 30 and she

00:06:47.540 starts to post these these things where the xbox start to come out like i had just started to get

00:06:51.920 paid i was getting very very small you know chunk change before you finish they were saying in this

00:06:56.880 article she's getting paid they said this in the article and i was like fuck you whoever wrote this

00:07:00.900 article she was getting paid 20 to 21 000 a fortnight oh my god that's what i said i was like what does

00:07:08.840 that mean abraham lincoln write the fucking article what is this the gettysburg address

00:07:12.980 either way it was while i remember she was posting them too and being like oh thanks x for

00:07:18.320 supporting you know people like me and you're like hold on while he's just pumping and dumping and

00:07:23.620 by the way uh i guess so we already mentioned that elon musk is banging this broad well that was

00:07:31.560 kind of no okay no he was that's that's not what happened because i want to i do want to connect

00:07:36.200 some docs after this because after what you just said about how weirdly she's making a lot of money

00:07:41.020 from x we know somebody else that's making weirdly a lot of money from x another bitch white bitch

00:07:45.760 that yeah you know who i'm talking about the natalie girl oh i thought you were gonna call out josey i

00:07:52.040 was like this is i thought you were gonna say you know the white bitch with the red hair that raped me

00:07:57.120 that one time in my dreams that bitch remember when she pissed on my clean clothes i still don't even

00:08:03.340 know who you're talking about the the one with the really really saggy tits that like always like

00:08:10.780 and on twitter and she posted she gets like no likes but initial post and beats you're getting

00:08:15.160 like two three grand a month off of x he's trying to really yeah we were like how is she getting this

00:08:21.860 much and i was like now every time i see a girl post that i'm like elon musk is in the dms is he

00:08:27.060 i amping up some like fucking butterface bitch or something what's going on i think elon is just out

00:08:33.040 there just he's just like i can get you go ahead so so i have at the time i have more followers than

00:08:38.120 tiffany fong i do i go viral a lot and i'm making i don't know 700 brag no no no i'm just comparing

00:08:45.620 like it's important it's important for perspective a lot no i do i do so i'm i'm doing i'm doing 700

00:08:51.540 to a thousand bucks a pay cycle which i still basically do and it's like and then tiffany

00:08:56.700 fong posts a screenshot and she's like 21 000 again and i'm like the fuck is happening here and and

00:09:03.780 every and everyone's saying the fuck is happening here i know some other accounts that are bigger than

00:09:07.900 mine and what they make and like they make more than me but like no motherfuckers making 21 000

00:09:12.180 a pay cycle homegirl is making 480 000 a year from tweeting and it's just like bullshit dude

00:09:19.100 bitches the ceo have come yeah i mean none of this makes sense right so this this is where it gets

00:09:26.200 totally wild at the time i by the way i'm also friends with ashley st claire and and she's she's

00:09:31.820 raking in money like crazy i don't know what she's making but it's huge and so this is where the drama

00:09:37.600 unfolds none of us know this at the time but apparently elon is dating ashley tiffany fong

00:09:43.320 is dm'd by elon musk and he says would you be interested can i harvest you essentially

00:09:49.480 he's like can i harvest you boys boys clint go back to nephilim desk where when i said that elon

00:09:56.200 musk is running a breeding program and you were like that's crazy yeah oh you were saying that

00:10:03.100 about ashley i think he was fucking that's a josh danny joke i think he's devouring young children

00:10:10.700 probably slanted borderline unironically that one yes i sent her uh that girl yes you you probably

00:10:18.120 know i sent her uh ex thing to our to our chat yeah she's got she's got less followers than me

00:10:24.140 she definitely doesn't do the same interactions i do she doesn't go viral as often as i do and

00:10:28.160 she's making way more money than me it's fucking like none of this makes sense wait which chick are

00:10:32.780 we even talking about now the natalie chick too both of them i mean she's got those like real long

00:10:37.680 titties like they look like the like bottles like dude don't pretend like you're not into it down

00:10:41.720 it's like a hamster oh i know you jumbo okay i got it now i absolutely know that is toad's bag dude

00:10:46.900 he fucking loves long tits how far down do i have no not really the longest droopiest titties

00:10:52.160 that you've ever seen so you love you love long tits this is not even 10 pictures down there you

00:10:57.880 go look at this it's a crazy first off first off elon what the fuck bro this is disgusting

00:11:03.860 there's a lot of dumb people out there though there's a lot of dumb people go see that and go

00:11:08.260 fat tits you know i'm one of those

00:11:12.000 definitely not gay i mean i don't even understand the argument i mean i don't mind what i'm seeing

00:11:20.300 in that picture it might be gay if you if you titty fuck this bitch this might be gay because

00:11:24.680 technically you're not fucking titty i just think skin i think most when in row titties aren't you

00:11:32.320 always fucking skin technically no no like like uh you know real perky titties you'd just be fucking

00:11:38.940 titty but you'd be fucking skin i feel like you'd be fucking more skin with tiny titties than big

00:11:45.340 titties i think dudes are just dumb and they just they don't even think about what's below that and

00:11:49.300 they just think they like to fill it out in their head the way they want it to be they imagine like

00:11:53.520 oh those are perfectly perky gigantic titties they don't know what you do with any person you idealize

00:11:58.920 what you don't know if you took this skin at the very top of her titty you can take it like this

00:12:03.480 and you can see through it you can pick it up and it's like can you try to light through it

00:12:08.380 translucent it's like a bat wing this is what this is like these are like bat wings at the top of her

00:12:13.140 chest this is what i'm saying is this gay i don't even know what to consider this form of meat here

00:12:18.300 i got i gotta say though i gotta say though if elon is bumping her pay because he's trying to

00:12:22.840 harvest her womb that's insulting because he's only bumping her to like three or four thousand a pay

00:12:27.640 cycle he's giving tiffany phone he's like 21 grand for you bitch five grand for you bitch

00:12:31.720 here's a picture here's a picture of her

00:12:33.320 let's talk about this because she's making fucking five thousand dollars every two weeks

00:12:41.820 doing this shit and this is garbage number one number two this is a picture of your kids but

00:12:46.340 why do i see your tits or your fucking bat wing meat you want to make money off the internet doing

00:12:52.940 this shit we're gonna talk i'm gonna talk about it dude her kids are gonna get covid sucking on those

00:12:57.120 i think that's a fair rule top top is gonna drag you if you if you post about your kids

00:13:00.820 i'm not gonna do that money you're making mad money doing this this is you're asking for this

00:13:04.520 you're as a matter of fact it's irresponsible if we don't talk about it it's irresponsible that we

00:13:09.780 haven't this is social engineering to shame uh bad bad activity look all right so yeah here's here's

00:13:15.720 where the story gets wild no one at the time or very few people i don't i certainly didn't know

00:13:19.820 that elon was fucking housing ashley st claire he's just beating the beating the guts right was not

00:13:24.860 apparently he was turkey bastering her apparently take my cum i still think that's right yeah

00:13:30.060 apparently she's it's being delivered on a jet it's picking up at the end i just want to put

00:13:35.380 open up open up the hanger here i found i found a tweet she said i got paid she said i got paid

00:13:42.480 less this payout but between the two payouts this month i'm able to pay rent till the end of the year

00:13:47.860 and that was and she said that in october i think i think she made oh are you talking about fong

00:13:53.820 no no this is natalie yeah i think she i think she had a pay cycle where it was like eight grand i was

00:13:58.480 like what the fuck is this one of those ones that were like i'm not one to get super jealous but

00:14:03.020 like if someone luigi mangi owned her i'd kind of be like okay

00:14:05.660 that was pretty fucked up i'm not one to get jealous but if someone executes her on the street

00:14:16.460 it's all good i'm joking it's a joke the joke being like obviously you know the commie intuition

00:14:21.860 you get i don't have to explain it i don't literally mean it i need your list use the amount

00:14:26.620 of titties jose i need your list of people that are not bad in any way that you want louisian

00:14:31.320 mangi only just your list of like the people like technically aren't bad by my my butt because

00:14:36.580 of just the crazy jealousy yes i need your list it turns out it turns out that ashley st claire

00:14:45.640 is already with child she is already fucking pregnant with elon's kid tiffany fong who thinks

00:14:51.540 that she's just you know in the inner circle of it girls are making you know six figures half a

00:14:56.800 million dollars a year in her off of x it's 20k if you make 20 more than 20k you should get

00:15:01.000 so tiffany fong bernie sanders tiffany fong dms or texts ashley st claire according to the story i

00:15:10.260 don't know if it's valid but assuming the story's right text her and says yo elon just reached out

00:15:15.260 to me so ashley is carrying elon's child and tiffany fong messages her and says yo elon wants

00:15:22.020 to put a baby in me i don't know how i feel about this ashley doesn't ashley doesn't go hey bitch

00:15:27.320 back off that's my man i'm having his child she just messages elon and and narks her out and then

00:15:33.440 elon unfollows her and her fucking revenue plummets it is the most days of our lives insane like

00:15:40.200 technocratic i it's it's all so strange it's a weirder story i was just somebody just reminded me

00:15:47.160 i said name name more famous crash out and i put a picture of uh james lindsey just fucking losing his

00:15:52.580 mind and somebody uh immediately replied with uh elon going fuck you buddy fuck you my h1b buddy

00:15:59.600 fuck you and i was like yo that was we forgot that happened that motherfucker lost his mind oh yeah

00:16:05.140 elon specifically on like well you remember that yeah he fucking flipped out i like that i like that

00:16:12.000 a fucking maniac is running the dialogue of the culture and he's also concerned he's like i'm not

00:16:17.720 moving he's also it's like he's like i'm not moving the culture based upon like if they have

00:16:22.920 good ideas it's like if i just want to fuck them like he's just like i'm gonna like i'm just gonna

00:16:26.740 it sounds like a better culture when elon slides in your dms it just says show bobs

00:16:31.260 show vagine yeah here's 20 grand a month

00:16:34.660 he is african maybe he was paying her 42 000 a month just in hopes that she would take his nut

00:16:46.180 you want to want to impregnate me here's my only fans i was about to say i was gonna say like

00:16:52.840 elon has turned x into his personal only fans where it's not like if a bitch is on only fans

00:17:00.220 you pay for it and get it he's just like any bitch out there i just can pay and just get whatever like

00:17:04.600 you think he's just like playing mind games so he's just like starts amplifying someone's account

00:17:08.200 and they're like is he and then you just like as a girl you're like is elon like into me what's

00:17:12.300 going on with my account you know i mean like you're you have to figure on your own or just like

00:17:16.380 and then i just i gotta point this out real quick this dude invested 54 billion dollars into an app

00:17:23.520 so that he could he could date e-girls so he could gaslight whores do you know how crazy that behavior

00:17:29.540 is what would you do this is not even not bad this is no what i'm saying though it's not your money

00:17:34.760 he's just playing with like like twitter is making money from ad rev and he's just putting it back into

00:17:40.300 twitter he doesn't care about the money so basically he's not paying out of his pocket

00:17:43.880 it's just this circulation exactly this circulating money that's coming in and out and he's like i'm

00:17:48.760 just gonna move more and see if i can find bob and the gene and it's like it's more fun than

00:17:54.120 only fans right because everyone on can we find out the average age of the women that he's uh hitting

00:17:58.680 on he's doing it he's doing it with 20s probably he's doing what he's doing it with a bunch of

00:18:03.080 rods though you know he is like if we know if we now know about two there's at least 10. no no like i said

00:18:09.780 like i said before i think he has he i bet he has a spreadsheet a tier list spreadsheet and he's

00:18:15.180 like he's rates them and he sets them in the tiers and he has a tier to the money amount that he will

00:18:20.360 send each month or like or what they can be bumped up to and he's like and he has them and he probably

00:18:24.800 has hundreds of these bitches i'm i'm honestly shocked all the way down from josey josey josey just

00:18:29.840 messaged saying uh you know everybody please clap he's not in my dms i find it very hard to believe

00:18:34.080 i'm just gonna be honest like you fucking lying bitch he's been he's been following you for a

00:18:39.700 year if he hasn't dm'd you at some point saying i want to harvest your womb i don't i just feel

00:18:44.660 like yeah what's wrong with josey you asshole why are you not trying to harvest i think that dude's

00:18:49.260 into some dark shit for real like i don't think he's hit on any black girls

00:18:53.800 good point hell yeah good point actually yeah i mean i'll give him credit for that he's going

00:19:01.840 after the the whites and the asians yeah that's true do you think you think he could write that

00:19:05.540 like this is a very fine palette sorry do you think that like like the the money he spends on

00:19:10.940 bitches is attacked right off like his accountants like bitch spent allowance well it's it's literally

00:19:17.160 attacks right off because it's an expense to the x corporation oh that's true he's just he is

00:19:23.480 he's writing off he is writing off his what's it called when you when you pay to buy a bitch it's

00:19:28.980 uh prostitution that that's that's right that's right but a dowry yo he's paying he's paying ex

00:19:36.360 dowries to just buy hoes off the internet this is the most complicated way to buy a whore no but it's

00:19:42.320 so crazy because he's like he's like i get to he's like i'm gonna find it i'm gonna find a way to

00:19:46.560 make my philandering tax deductible

00:19:49.120 he made he made like basically tinder tax deductibles what he did he just he's just like

00:19:57.080 i can just go anywhere just find any of these bitches i want and then be like

00:20:00.280 my dms are men asking for beans for some reason thanks cole you're welcome makes sense so y'all want

00:20:09.060 to do some mailbag or do y'all want to talk about the big news you want to announce some big news

00:20:13.060 i did look at the mailbag but i said it's been a long time i don't like the mailbag i do like the

00:20:17.960 news we gotta talk about the corpse at some point i am hyped about the news we have i don't know

00:20:23.400 maybe we could tease them longer or whether we should just go ahead and do it now tell the big

00:20:27.700 news because it is pretty cool top laid out by the way turn your fucking mic up how many times i

00:20:31.940 gotta tell you me yeah i tried to it's like i don't know man when i when i fuck with you guys it's

00:20:36.760 it's always something um the big news uh brohemian grove is down for june 20th and 21st it'll be in

00:20:46.600 leesburg florida it'll be available to tower gang patreon members and nephilim dust squad patreon

00:20:51.580 members and all the patreon of people that you see here as well and we just signed the big the big

00:20:57.680 closer tower gang toad will be there ladies and tower gang toad will be there he was actually supposed

00:21:02.480 to be at uh pork fest but yeah i decided to do something more gay though this is not more gay

00:21:08.980 oh there's just there's in no world is brohemian grove more gay than pork there's more gay in a good

00:21:16.860 way it's less gay like in just feeling you know i'm talking about more gay sex than pork fest but

00:21:24.980 right less gay feeling yeah yeah it's less gay feeling yeah yeah it's hetero rape basically is what we

00:21:31.060 have going on hetero gay rape all right cool well makes sense all right top go ahead please

00:21:36.140 yeah so it'll be uh sorry i'm trying to pull this that's the word i was looking for less gay aura

00:21:41.120 by the way i'm about to go on with jake shields i don't think i've told you guys that i'll be there

00:21:44.500 uh i'm going leaving friday so it'll be on saturday though yeah i think i'm gonna come

00:21:48.700 brohemian grove just tell him to come i'll probably i'll definitely mention it i'm sure i'll promote it

00:21:52.280 you know he will forget i will definitely we're recording two episodes so even if i fuck up one i'll get it

00:21:57.840 the next one so we're recording two episodes and so it should be every time all but every time

00:22:02.300 jose jose i'm begging you i'm begging you don't get high out of your mind and don't giggle through

00:22:08.460 the whole episode no shit i'm not gonna get high i literally this is my one time getting high right

00:22:12.160 now i just got high tonight i'm getting high right now i'm so i've been i've been sober as a bird i've

00:22:17.800 been doing listen to nothing but okc shit all week motherfucker i i dipped out for a second for you

00:22:23.100 guys i saw i saw this on the gas station after as i was on my philosophical trek digging into oklahoma

00:22:28.900 city bombing facts and i go i'm gonna get ripped with my boys tonight and then i'm gonna go right

00:22:33.240 back into sage mode after that was when i was all right and that way i can have a little bit of a

00:22:36.900 fun edge to hang out with jake shields too because i don't have it's jake jose jose jose jose jose

00:22:42.060 little advice jose when someone's talking and you see them talking acknowledge it and talk back

00:22:46.780 number one number two keep your plugs keep your plugs under two minutes yeah tell austin that

00:22:53.380 mainly don't do that yep he's coming oh god i'm just i'm just gonna i'm gonna end it when there's

00:23:03.100 a half an hour left just because i know the plug's coming i've gotten pretty good with austin about

00:23:06.760 being like because he doesn't mean it and he knows later i'm like hey you did that and you're like

00:23:10.000 yeah i know i'm glad you said something so it's like he's always up like awesome

00:23:13.740 he's a self-aware retard i appreciate that all right top who are the guests oh that's right

00:23:20.180 we have uh shane cashman he's gonna jews jews jews oh yes uh some jews more they're not allowed

00:23:27.540 so shane cashman tower gang will be the nephilim death squad um there's going to be a couple of

00:23:32.220 other creators dangerous retards dangerous retards in the uh in the conspiracy realm there's going to

00:23:38.100 be a lot of other conspiracy creators there and then for our headliner we have sam tripoli

00:23:43.060 that's we're working out the nights i think it's going to be friday night and our second headliner

00:23:47.560 for stand-up comedy on the comedy night is going to be owen benjamin so this is it's going to be a

00:23:53.900 bit like the first day conspiracy is going to be nephilim death squad shane cashman is going to do a

00:23:58.020 show there's going to be a confessionals booth outside where you can tell you scary stories it'll be

00:24:02.480 documentary film crewed recorded um and you mean tony merkel no no no like we're going to set up a

00:24:09.860 literal booth because we're making a documentary so like people are going to come in you can go

00:24:13.940 into that booth and like fucking tell your story we'll set up a gopro with like a light ring light

00:24:17.900 top's going to be in a priest robe and fucking a little kid while you tell him his your stories

00:24:21.840 i just gotta point this out i just gotta point this out because a lot of people don't don't know

00:24:25.820 the beef first off sam tripoli and owen benjamin two of the best comics that are touring they're

00:24:29.600 really fucking funny guys awesome awesome people they have been beefing non-stop aggressively

00:24:34.780 for over a year now off and on for years uh they're both going to be there it's i mean this

00:24:40.600 is like history like it's honestly it's almost historic yeah we're gonna like spread rumors on

00:24:45.580 both sides just like it's you know amp up the heat you know get it really popping you know

00:24:49.800 we're gonna squash the beef man we're gonna make some smash burgers out of that i didn't see so

00:24:54.720 hey the real quick point this is only a 220 seater theater once owen and sam announce it to their

00:25:01.380 audiences this shit is going to sell out so if you are a fan of tower gang we want you all to

00:25:06.720 get fucking first dibs so uh i don't know if they're even available yet but top please give

00:25:11.000 them some sort of you know front row option they're gonna be available really soon for you guys and then

00:25:16.100 i think i'm gonna drop the main link when uh because we're going on tinfoil hat as well so i'll

00:25:22.040 drop that for the general public when that comes up but that'll be at the end of the month so maybe in

00:25:26.540 a week two weeks uh but you guys will have like at least a week to buy tickets so fucking

00:25:32.780 get them because yeah i don't i don't want to get stuck with like all of owen benjamin's fans or all

00:25:39.460 of sam tripoli's fans i want our guys to be there and then those guys fill in and you tell them what

00:25:44.800 this shit is about but it's gonna be the other thing that's going on at bro grove though is we're

00:25:48.120 going to uh have the uh we're going to determine the winner of the bodybuilding contest sorry were you

00:25:54.540 guys into my idea i don't know if i told you or i told david only what um it's cole versus raven

00:26:01.540 versus david yeah in a bodybuilding contest and this is how i want it to be judged um okay i want both

00:26:07.800 it's gonna be so funny by the way so i here i want toad to be playing if you play like the ukulele

00:26:13.240 play a song or two once you'd be playing open up warming the crowd up and then i want them to come

00:26:18.880 out in full black body like oiled up but before they come out i'll come behind you wait they're

00:26:25.000 not going chocolate body they're going black body black body like you can't even tell like just

00:26:28.840 fucking black body wow you can't even see the muscles or anything dude you should honestly

00:26:34.440 that'd be really dope if you go black body and you just leave your face white it'd be really fucking

00:26:38.720 funny oh it doesn't matter the thing is it doesn't matter if you can see the muscles body but

00:26:42.980 if you can't it doesn't matter if you can see the muscles here's what i propose toad's gonna be

00:26:46.540 playing i come up behind you toad i will put like a paper bag over your head so you can't see

00:26:50.760 okay i take your ukulele from you i announce we're gonna move into the portion of the show where we're

00:26:56.600 doing the bodybuilding contest these guys are lubed up black bodied out they both come out but they

00:27:01.040 stay quiet toad you've got to judge their bodies but you cannot look at them right you can only feel

00:27:08.140 and then you move to the next body and you feel yeah and then you say which is better

00:27:13.740 god i feel like what's gonna fuck it up is he's gonna touch the wrong spot and one of the guys is

00:27:17.840 gonna go what the fuck and like or say some shit wait that you think that's fucking it up and not

00:27:21.960 like ideal are they gonna be oiled up yeah they gotta be oiled up because you're gonna be black

00:27:27.160 body dude i still i still want to have the other panel of judges i just think there should be one part

00:27:34.400 of the judging i mean i think i think obviously the most important judge is toad and his homosexual

00:27:40.200 interests personally i just don't know how i have no idea how odd is man can we organize a fight

00:27:49.380 between toad and a woman we'd almost had that set up before and i really still want to do that that

00:27:53.220 would be cool is that a no-go i mean totally you're not doing that now after cole wins that

00:27:59.600 bodybuilding contest it'd be dope if he beats the shit out of that flat chested bitch dude i'm gonna

00:28:04.560 be the problem is like i'm going to be so like dead tired like it because i'll probably i'll probably

00:28:12.160 uh like uh sweet now we gotta fight at bro grove would you consider her flat chested since like

00:28:19.620 it's usually just skin it's technically flat i guess they're huge because they just go downward

00:28:25.600 i'm gonna be doing like a uh fighter style just like the sweat like sweating out and everything i get

00:28:32.760 like completely dried out so basically i have no water in me at all and also i'm getting old

00:28:38.060 they better leave you up so you're all like striated out and shit dude i'm going to be so

00:28:42.220 tired afterwards that basically one beer i'm going to be just decimated it's hilarious that you're even

00:28:50.240 like like forewarning about this because every event i go to you black out at so if you if you

00:28:55.940 actually if you actually like dehydrate yourself and get shredded beforehand you might die guys get

00:29:01.280 ready for it i'm gonna get fucked up it's literally going to be like like like you know all the other

00:29:06.200 events where i fucking black out and i start to like talk shit to you i'm gonna do that for sure

00:29:10.400 i'm gonna throw up so much harder but it will be but the thing is it's gonna be like one i'm gonna

00:29:16.100 remember so much less it's gonna be one beer and i'm gonna be gone i mean you know the thing i do

00:29:21.060 every time definitely doing that again we're bringing back fat dave baby i never get uh i never get

00:29:30.300 like blackout any other time i never do it and honestly but it's also like it's gonna be someone

00:29:35.080 someone's gonna bring moonshine or some shit like that i'm gonna be like this is fucking delicious

00:29:38.520 i haven't had sugar in like two months and just being like downing moonshine but

00:29:43.180 cold dehydrated can we can we talk about something that you mentioned in the in the private chat this

00:29:48.180 week uh with your shoe size we're talking about my oh yeah yeah that was ridiculously tiny feet i

00:29:54.780 couldn't believe my wife and she was like there's no way and i was like nah that's like i don't believe

00:29:58.620 i want it i i almost don't believe it i almost don't believe it so so what happened so last week

00:30:05.180 we were talking about i almost don't believe it he says i don't know you remember you remember last

00:30:09.820 week you remember last week when i asked what everyone's shoe size was and cole adamantly told

00:30:15.300 me 10 he was no i didn't say 10 i said nine and a half i said nine i said nine and a half because

00:30:20.900 that's what i've been wearing for literally a decade over a decade ever since i was in high school

00:30:24.980 probably life is a lie since i said so and like but i was getting new shoes and i was getting some

00:30:30.460 new socks and i was just like well i heard my voice right you heard my voice in the back of your head

00:30:34.180 you ain't a nine and a half bitch i seen your feet i can't remember what i can't remember if i did it

00:30:37.700 before but i did like a you little baby boy feats because i was like i was like your feet in my palms

00:30:44.120 baby because i was buying like new shoes and i was like i want to make sure i get the tootsies these are

00:30:49.020 gonna be like my running shoes and i gotta make sure that like they're the right size or so i so i can use

00:30:53.980 him for a long time you know i knew cole has tiny feet because if you sit next to him he does like

00:30:58.360 when he puts his feet in the ground he goes yeah that's just because i'm short that's not that's

00:31:03.780 that's not that's that i don't do with my feet that's just like a little ballerina boy uh yeah

00:31:07.660 he's like a kid in like a high chair like dangling his feet all excited and so i read on the chinese

00:31:12.300 woman's feet they've been like they've been bound yeah they get bound yes oh yeah they're all wrapped

00:31:16.400 under each other uh so i was like i was on the website of the the shoes i was buying and i was like i want to

00:31:23.160 check my shoe size and just make sure and they were like here's my shoe size and so like it was

00:31:27.300 like stand up against a wall put down a piece of paper and then mark where you like your your thing

00:31:31.780 is and then measure that and then they have a chart and i measured it and it was said like

00:31:36.800 it literally that one said it was like a seven and a half

00:31:40.000 no hold on hold on hold on hold on but i was i was like i was like there's no fucking way there's

00:31:49.500 no fucking way i was like i've been in a nine and a half how big's your dick again my dick is

00:31:54.180 decently sized i'll show you you've seen it show it well i saw it but i saw it on your little tiny

00:31:58.980 body it's like a bottom view up it's like it's under the ball so it's really hard to get an idea

00:32:04.260 seeing a dick on a midget is so it's such an optical illusion like your dick was impressive

00:32:08.300 for a midget but like it could be small i don't know he put his dick next to his foot and you're

00:32:12.620 like i don't fucking know like if he's holding it you're like it looks huge but it was it was

00:32:18.020 vivos it was it was vivos and they i did it from there and so they said like it said like seven

00:32:22.360 half or eight and i was like all his dick photos he's sitting crisscross applesauce and so

00:32:26.340 um and so that i was like okay i gotta go and just because i was buying socks too and i was

00:32:35.780 looking at like the sock range and i was like have i been wearing the wrong size socks would

00:32:39.380 be too big so that's why they're all bunched up at the ladies you need to go over to the ladies

00:32:43.600 section because they're all like you know they're like from like nine to 13 is like the range for

00:32:49.680 the largest you know your entire existence is fucked up because you were wearing like two sizes too big

00:32:55.140 dude right yeah you've been walking around with extra socks just hanging in your shoes

00:32:59.300 it's not that you put your feet next to liz's no i want to see if yours is bigger i don't think so

00:33:06.220 well let me give you like maybe that's less of a man maybe that's why she logs you all the time

00:33:10.560 because yeah she probably saw your feet like my feet are bigger never looked at elizabeth's feet

00:33:16.240 but by looking at her face it looks like she's got some flappers like when she's she's had a kid

00:33:20.720 too their feet get bigger when they get pregnant and they have babies they get longer they just get

00:33:24.520 bigger they get bigger they get bigger i'm no longer wider all together just larger but uh

00:33:30.360 so i was like i'm going to a shoe store and i'm actually going to measure this with one of the

00:33:34.740 bigger like go get liz i don't know she's in bed dude she's not go measure your feet right now

00:33:39.700 drag her in here drag her in here by her foot i think she wears like a seven or something like that

00:33:46.020 like a six or seven here this um so like i was like i'm gonna go to a store and i go there and i was

00:33:52.820 like i'm gonna figure out and the funniest part is i went up first and i picked up the uh the kids

00:33:57.480 one and i was like i was like okay here we go and i was like oh wait this is the kids like a little

00:34:01.820 thing so i go over there and by the way the fuck you're like oh this was totally wrong i'm an 11

00:34:06.420 it's like oh no that's kids i'm an 11c so i uh so i did it and it and it was like right below

00:34:16.580 the eight line and i was like oh my god and like now i still don't know if i if i did it right

00:34:23.200 because i did it and the worker that was there did nothing like he had no fucking clue uh what he

00:34:29.260 was this black dude he comes over and he was like nikes run small and all this but yeah seriously i've

00:34:35.160 been wearing nine and a half i might be an eight uh and so i had easy bro but then i just bought some

00:34:41.220 socks and they're like the nine to 13 fit perfect so i have no clue i have like a size too you'll

00:34:45.980 struggle to find you'll probably go to store and be like they don't even really have these

00:34:49.260 so basically what i was gonna do is i was still gonna wear like eight and a half to nine

00:34:53.220 do all your kids 11 do all your sneakers curl up like this in the front

00:34:57.260 well i wear all barefoot shoes so like he wears the barefoot the ones where you put your toes

00:35:03.720 like his toes don't even in it cole you never noticed that you had like an extra two inches

00:35:10.440 of shoe no this one i can definitely let me see it let me see you cole this one i can definitely tell

00:35:14.720 like it's it has dog look where your toes go this is what i can even see the crease you know

00:35:18.840 oh yeah you can see you can see where his toes end they end right no two inches there's there is a

00:35:24.820 hole right there because then i think that's from running your toes and you're probably dragging

00:35:31.040 as you're running because they're too goddamn these were like now they vivos do have extra

00:35:36.400 like they do run like large because they're yeah sure yeah they do no they do but i think i got way

00:35:42.940 too extra you know what i think i got the right size i got the right size shoe that just this like

00:35:48.900 this shoe comes a little extra there's a little extra shoe with the funny what's funny is elizabeth

00:35:53.080 got me these lifting shoes what the fuck are you talking about she gave me these lifting shoes for

00:35:59.080 christmas drop and she got me like a size 10 on accident she's just like i didn't know what

00:36:04.440 you were and i assume you were a normal man two sizes too big like i'm going to lift it

00:36:10.100 unbelievable she goes really you know what i like about hanging out with you guys is like

00:36:13.760 i'm just a normal size guy 6'1 size 11 shoe just totally normal dick size normal but when i'm around

00:36:20.500 you guys i feel like a fucking i feel like everything i just said i feel like a hero like all my friends

00:36:26.500 were basically my you guys are like just it's gonna be a problem because like we're gonna have

00:36:30.300 we have to have owen sit in on a live tower gang for bohemian oh my god yeah it's gonna be a thing

00:36:35.040 i'm just like i want him to do it but then i'm like do i really want that guy like next to me

00:36:38.900 with other people he's gonna have like two towers and then just like these little guys down can we

00:36:42.700 get in carol to come through with that his big ass and then we just basically have these

00:36:46.840 hey guys i'm here to work out

00:36:53.140 oops i tripped

00:36:56.620 do you did you fall a lot historically no i've been no i'm fine dude like it's just not once in my life

00:37:04.800 it's bullshit honestly it makes like it kind of makes sense like i because i was like i switched

00:37:10.600 over to like the barefoot shoes which is all wide toe box and everything i was like i never noticed a

00:37:13.920 difference it's just because all my shoes were too big to begin with and so i was basically wearing

00:37:18.920 wide toe box you were basically doing life for years it's like the only thing that changed was

00:37:23.220 the stack no no no your foot is only supposed to go seven eighths of the way i don't know if there's

00:37:28.900 a syndrome where your lower body is like stunted in development but i honestly think you have that

00:37:34.360 because like upper body wise you look totally normal head normal yeah you know torso normal but then

00:37:40.040 your lower your lower body is just all fucked up i think like if there's a if there's a such thing

00:37:45.000 i think if there's a such thing as a half midget you got that whatever that is you got it looks like

00:37:49.040 joe from family guy you know joe's crippled so he can't like develop his legs at all that's cool

00:37:54.080 he has like a massive upper body and no lower body have you seen my body he's got a super built

00:37:59.160 lower body what are you talking about toad yeah he's a huge ass dude remember it was the thing

00:38:03.980 it's very my legs are very thick it's very thick i'm not i'm not challenging that calm down with your

00:38:09.020 body dysmorphia you've got very thick thighs look at those little fucking you've got you've got an

00:38:13.320 incredibly tall ass i'm just saying i'm just saying the upper torso is the torso of a six foot tall man

00:38:17.960 the lower the lower half is is the lower half of a midget and i think that's what your problem is

00:38:22.300 that's six foot there look at where that's a six foot that's a six foot dude yeah and then scroll

00:38:27.000 down then you look at his hands and you're like what the fuck is wrong with this guy's hands like

00:38:30.180 let me get scrolling down like literally literally at at the waistline anything below the waistline

00:38:34.760 shrinks your hands are tiny dick's tiny legs tiny feet tiny right hold on i'm trying to look at the

00:38:41.520 shoes because you can probably see just the malware in the look at how tiny his feet are yeah he has a

00:38:46.100 boner that's these shoes right here same shoes yeah it's a little it's a little fucking cutie pie

00:38:51.300 look at the size comparison look at that one right there and then look at your foot

00:38:55.260 these are too big i already told you i know that this is sad you got your little tootsie

00:39:01.740 what's these over there

00:39:02.680 did you have the corpse you're like an eight i seriously i i i crazy it's insane i did buy i bought

00:39:13.040 the shoes but i bought a nine because they were out of eight and a half because i was i was still

00:39:16.560 going to go like a half size up just so i could have just in case i thought you bought a nine

00:39:20.280 instead yeah well because they were out eight and a half and i was like i guess i gotta get i was

00:39:23.840 still gonna get a size bigger just in case i grow you know but like all jokes aside how does this make

00:39:28.160 you feel it's it's it's really weird it's been like i i guess my parents have lied because i just

00:39:33.380 like did yeah i think what happened was because they always did the thing where they would like push

00:39:38.060 i'm sorry i'm watching i'm watching toad freak out because he wants to talk about what happened was

00:39:42.360 when god was handing out the man cards he was short because my parents always did the thing of where

00:39:48.100 they were like they press like where they find your big toe and they would be like okay we need

00:39:52.300 some space some gap there and i think they found that gap and they always thought i was going to

00:39:56.100 grow into it and they just kept button and they would look back you were retarded to buy into the

00:40:00.540 growing into it you're like oh that's how they're supposed to be doing it my parents were and then

00:40:04.800 they just kept buying my parents were cheap too and mine were too no like still once i turned 20

00:40:11.060 i didn't keep making sure i have extra room i resent my parents for that they had me wearing

00:40:19.100 fucking like i had a 10 and a half like jordan 19 it's 175 shoe didn't fit size and a half too big

00:40:25.520 and it's all creased up and shit and i'm like i waste so much money

00:40:28.260 what i'm saying what i think what happened is they were doing that i stopped growing but then

00:40:33.620 they would just go and they would go okay what is your past shoe size we'll get that same one again

00:40:37.180 not not thinking about like i didn't grow any and they were just like looking back because they

00:40:41.420 forgot what size i was and they would go oh nine and a half and so i they kept buying nine and a half

00:40:46.040 and i kept thinking oh i'm a nine and a half never really i was like this is just how the shoes fit

00:40:49.940 they i mean they work it's not like they don't work they still work as shoes but so but now it's like

00:40:55.700 my whole world has been turned upside down as far as shoes so i gotta like

00:40:58.820 i'm i literally wondering i'm like do i need to replace everything i have do i need to go back

00:41:03.500 through and be like i have to yeah rethink your entire existence someone said cole is basically an

00:41:08.540 action figure and actually yeah now i mentioned he does kind of have the same dimensions like the

00:41:12.240 weird little like a real life gi joe yeah yeah we have the weird little tiny feet that don't really

00:41:17.520 yeah i actually because those shoes that i told her i was like hey can you email the company and ask

00:41:23.240 they can return for a different shoe size now and there she was like i don't think they'll and i

00:41:27.480 was like i don't think they either but i'm gonna might as well try and they were like no you can't

00:41:30.320 return this way past the return date but i was like you just i was like they're a size and a half

00:41:35.440 two sizes too big hold on can i say something real quick laney just says hello jc everybody says hi

00:41:41.440 jc but this is menacing almost like hello jc yeah like he's gonna kill him or something

00:41:46.080 i respect that laney has to have an entrance jc's got very positive energy i like it when someone

00:41:51.440 just elizabeth says she's where it's an eight what the fuck is this so this is the story that

00:41:56.360 toad's been wanting to get to let's get to it that's antona bay say this right performed sex acts

00:42:01.760 on another man who died on an r train right nypd officers responded to reports of a body on that

00:42:08.460 train at the white hall subway station just after midnight that was yesterday when officers looked at

00:42:13.840 video from subway cameras our police sources say they found the man in the yellow hoodie there

00:42:18.720 sexually abusing the corpse stopping only when passengers entered or exited the train

00:42:24.340 police say that man had been dead for several hours mind your fucking business before that

00:42:29.040 violent attack get away from my wife it's been a rough few months go full screen go full screen

00:42:35.920 so that i was dead i love the story i i got the details in the story because i posted about it when

00:42:40.920 it's super viral all right so this this the dead dude bucks the dead dude gets on the train at i

00:42:48.100 think it's 9 p.m was he dead when he got on the train he was i think he was alive but i can't i can't

00:42:52.740 say definitively he gets on the train at 9 p.m or 8 p.m and then at 11 p.m this rapist gets on the

00:42:59.260 train homeboys not yet alleged forgive me we don't know what he did for the body clint this

00:43:06.400 this alleged rapist gets on the train so homeboys we believe in justice country clinton three three

00:43:11.200 to four hours he's also is it rape if they're dead already who cares so this is this is the question

00:43:14.780 this is the question i have for the thing what's what's the is he well we don't know i assume from

00:43:20.640 the dick but i could be wrong um i want to know from you top what's the longest that you can be on

00:43:26.000 the train in new york like realistically so like i want to i want to i want to clock how long you've

00:43:30.700 been dead because he was on the train for four hours before he starts to get raped so how long

00:43:37.680 could he have been on there that he was alive i mean if it goes from one end to the other i've seen

00:43:44.560 people like they're supposed to wake you up and stop you it could be like i don't know four hours from

00:43:49.120 one end to the other but it could be that long it could be who wakes you up though there are no

00:43:53.200 employees on the train i mean those employees didn't they say it was the r line which is so

00:43:57.820 funny fucking retarded line the r line is a short rape line too the rape line don't get on the r

00:44:04.960 train never ceases to astound me people live like this i just i just that's a short train the r

00:44:11.920 train it goes okay so what is it an hour probably an hour and a half if there's all right if there's

00:44:17.280 like train traffic a little more all right so so say say max it out at an hour and a half he's on

00:44:22.620 the train for four hours before he starts to get his fucking butt played with so that means that

00:44:26.100 he's dead for two and a half hours before someone starts to rape him this is what this is why i wanted

00:44:30.040 your expertise as a new yorker um i find this i find this fascinating i find this to be like almost

00:44:35.520 poetic the way someone in new york would die and now hear me up it's like this rat race hellscape

00:44:42.320 new york mad max it's just it's just a nightmare it's what you know it's what toad lives with every

00:44:46.800 day right and like awful you live you live your entire life just trying to survive you finally you

00:44:52.100 get on the train you're about to go home after a long guys are fucked after a long long day of work

00:44:56.820 you get on the train you're like ah finally get to go home get to watch the knicks you know losing

00:45:00.620 the playoffs or whatever the fuck new yorkers look forward to you drop dead on the train your your

00:45:05.460 long miserable life has finally expired you it's come to the inevitable conclusion of you know what

00:45:11.140 all new yorkers lives end in which is despair and death so he dies on the train and you're like

00:45:15.820 it can't get any worse than this my life has been hell i've worked tirelessly i've got no grandkids

00:45:20.160 my life sucks i'm basically toad right and then and then your body your corpse has been laying there

00:45:25.480 for two and a half hours and it gets defiled by this animal and i just think this is the path you're

00:45:29.360 on toad sorry go on but at that point do you care you're dead yeah i think i think dead people

00:45:35.000 consent i mean that's your that's your legacy though toad is that what you want to leave

00:45:38.540 not behind all right there's a crazy there's some crazy shit here though like in in like

00:45:43.280 realistically if you get into the idea of the incubus and the succubus these are like demons

00:45:48.280 that have sex with you at night but there's also a super like not as right you create retarded

00:45:52.220 children with them actually yes there's a human aspect to it where humans as part of a retarded

00:45:57.560 nephilim they'll go and they'll get the semen of somebody a cadaver a dead cadaver in order to use in

00:46:03.660 their rituals and then like it's a crazy it's real crazy shit oh my god how how you get dead body jizz

00:46:12.400 must be very disturbing i gotta cut it open so this is this is the this is the milk the prostate

00:46:16.960 this is the key question hold on hold on hold on this is the key question because because cole was

00:46:21.160 joking earlier about this hey hey i was asking leave me alone right so this is this is the important

00:46:25.920 question did did this psychopath suck him off did he fuck him in the ass did he that's what i was

00:46:33.260 thinking in his dead mouth what did he do yeah because they said that you provide the sexual acts

00:46:38.600 on this on the body what yeah did he was he was fucking it wait didn't he yeah what did he do yeah

00:46:42.840 what did he just butt fuck i bet i bet he fucked his dead mouth fucked his dead mouth i've seen i've

00:46:47.360 seen two black crackheads fuck he fucked him right in the m hole man you've seen them fuck on the

00:46:51.900 platform of the train just like one bent over in real life and the other one just fucking and he's

00:46:57.100 fucking her and she's looking at us and he's just fucking they don't care i've seen dude i've seen

00:47:02.440 countless homeless dudes just fucking cranking one cranking one you're talking about oh my god

00:47:08.520 he's talking he's talking about consensual consensual homeless sex that happens to it was

00:47:14.280 rape i've only join in move to the country folks you don't rape another you don't rape another fucking

00:47:24.540 messed up i just really want to know what he did to him did he did he because like i mean it's if you

00:47:29.400 actually unclothe a corpse and start fucking it in public like that's a level of like barbarism i

00:47:35.760 can't even wrap my head around how long i feel like you probably just sneakily slip your dick into

00:47:39.900 his dead mouth hold on hold on you don't understand how fucking this dude could have been dead like

00:47:47.840 here's how i picture it in the corner of the train they have like the two seaters and all the way in

00:47:52.240 like the on either end of the train i don't know if uh boston's the same but this dude could have died

00:47:56.700 slumped over ass up and as long as nobody is looking nice and thick and shit we just have seats

00:48:04.180 like along like each edge of the train basically oh dude he couldn't butt fuck there's no way they

00:48:09.620 were butt fucking i was just thinking about it except on the green line that is a that is a dangerous

00:48:13.800 dangerous game to butt fuck a corpse why it is getting poop toit oh yeah yeah you're right because

00:48:19.900 people who fuck corpses are really concerned with that okay but the poop is gonna be yourself the poopy

00:48:25.400 come out hold on hold on i also the other thing i want to ask is what how what what all the guy do

00:48:32.920 he put he did anal and he went around because he's like ew gross trying to clean it off imagine

00:48:38.820 double dipping a corpse hold on hold on hold on i want to ask what how it like what led up to because

00:48:44.860 because he had to first see like okay this guy has been laying there for a long time

00:48:49.000 and then he had to go like all right let me just see maybe he's asleep he's like about to walk away

00:48:54.080 you definitely you definitely know like he went over and he was like put his dick on like his hand

00:48:59.980 or something like that dude stopping the dog by fingering it in the asshole maybe he was doing

00:49:04.400 that first like i don't know if this guy's gonna maybe he was trying to bring him back to life maybe

00:49:07.880 he thought he fainted and he's like i'm just gonna i'll put it oh you oh you passed out well let me

00:49:11.980 put my dick in your butt i bet you'll wake up it could be yeah like smelling salts but you know you

00:49:16.960 fuck him in the ass you're not gonna prank me paul a good a good question is which sex was more

00:49:21.960 not with that spirit yeah which sex is more immoral in a tunnel what this guy did to that

00:49:26.800 cadaver or what the jews did to those kids they just stop being fake and gay

00:49:30.920 the jews is way worse

00:49:34.160 yeah i think so i mean an innocent child is worth way more than a uh corpse

00:49:41.640 yeah my very first to a jew those are the same things the corpse don't care

00:49:47.500 this story actually tells you a lot of my very first girlfriend in high school

00:49:51.860 uh house party house party no she was alive but we asked to mouth that's oh love at first

00:49:58.800 at first tongue punch was it was the mouth any good

00:50:02.600 not really what wait who's asked whose mouth right

00:50:08.120 it was my ass in my mouth obviously wait what

00:50:12.200 so wait did you did you lick her butthole or not

00:50:14.720 no no you didn't lick her butthole she licked your butthole i'm telling you like i just i just think

00:50:18.980 it'd be funny because this guy definitely what is ass the mouth to you sex with her ass and then a blowjob dude

00:50:23.920 oh i'm retarded i don't know why i was

00:50:25.920 your ass her mouth oh no i was thinking jose yeah i thought it was just yeah her ass

00:50:31.340 her ass her mouth

00:50:33.140 a dead dude got ahead before me

00:50:39.860 that's gross you guys get it she's grosser

00:50:42.020 dude that's such a domination move though if you fuck a chick in the ass

00:50:45.640 and then fuck her mouth right after that is his dick like greasy like has like shit grease on it

00:50:50.580 long time ago and honestly it was her prerogative it was not mine

00:50:54.080 she was like she was like do this and then she was like turns around and just goes to town

00:50:59.080 oh god i'd be gagging

00:50:59.700 you'd be gagging

00:51:01.500 yeah i don't know the idea of like shit on my dick and then

00:51:03.680 i'm gonna throw say on this kiss me

00:51:06.940 is that when you decided to break up with her

00:51:09.720 or was like you thought shortly thereafter for sure

00:51:13.180 that's when i lost all respect for her

00:51:15.820 whatever little brother was

00:51:17.280 i was like if she uh i said do you think less of me

00:51:20.820 if i if i eat you out

00:51:22.300 and like she gave me a slippery answer and i was like i think that means yes

00:51:26.040 this was only like the second or third girl

00:51:27.880 i ever had sex with like

00:51:29.480 it's nuts

00:51:30.100 she took me to you know varsity

00:51:32.400 i went freshman straight to varsity

00:51:33.960 i was like for like a doctoral program

00:51:35.660 i was like this is too much

00:51:36.500 yeah varsity

00:51:37.380 i don't know i don't know what i don't know what's happening right now

00:51:39.900 but that's like that fucked me up

00:51:41.460 she shouldn't have done that to me

00:51:42.340 what's worse

00:51:42.740 i mean it was kind of me but it was her

00:51:44.580 ass to mouth or ass to pussy

00:51:46.360 which is worse

00:51:47.200 both are just gross

00:51:49.780 just stay away from buttholes generally

00:51:51.380 clinton was in the uh the accelerated

00:51:54.060 conservative jose

00:51:55.000 yeah i don't know

00:51:56.120 i've had my i've had my fill of the butthole

00:51:58.500 there's that's all that it's made out to be

00:52:00.280 you're having your butthole filled that's for sure

00:52:01.780 i was basically in like

00:52:02.980 i was in ap dating

00:52:05.180 ap house partying

00:52:06.620 it was it was too it was too advanced

00:52:08.280 going uh yeah advanced partying ap

00:52:11.080 i think i was a junior

00:52:12.260 it was terrible

00:52:13.360 going from ass to pussy

00:52:14.900 i would have died from aids

00:52:16.020 it's like wiping me

00:52:17.240 you know who definitely went from ass to pussy

00:52:19.960 dude i came way after aids you asshole

00:52:22.300 do you know who went from ass to pussy

00:52:24.580 100%

00:52:25.500 what

00:52:26.140 that horse face bitch

00:52:27.120 i think that's why she

00:52:28.140 that issue why her pussy smelled like

00:52:30.260 asshole

00:52:30.820 oh yeah she wipes the wrong way

00:52:32.400 could be wiping the wrong way

00:52:34.760 it's an easy fix

00:52:35.220 could be just double dipping

00:52:37.700 this topic is icky guys

00:52:42.320 this is your line jose

00:52:44.440 this is your line

00:52:45.380 something about poop

00:52:46.420 poop is just gross

00:52:47.340 yeah he was good

00:52:48.280 he was good with a

00:52:50.160 a corpse of a man

00:52:52.140 being raped by another man

00:52:53.240 he's like this is all fine

00:52:54.740 but even as soon as it dawned on me poop

00:52:56.700 the butt fucking it got gross too

00:52:58.220 there too

00:52:58.760 so

00:52:59.040 what if the rapist died while

00:53:00.780 yeah it's much more dignified

00:53:02.300 to do cocaine

00:53:03.220 if the rapist died while doing that

00:53:06.940 and then somebody started raping the rapist

00:53:08.900 it's like this

00:53:09.920 it's it's like rape-ception

00:53:11.880 i still think it's funny

00:53:12.720 i still think it's funny just thinking about

00:53:13.560 like what led up to it

00:53:15.340 like how he figured out this guy's dead

00:53:17.260 and then in his mind he goes

00:53:18.640 yeah

00:53:18.920 i'm gonna fuck it

00:53:20.160 yeah i'm gonna fuck him

00:53:21.520 like he's just like

00:53:22.460 that's what i want to understand

00:53:24.380 that's like what i want to delve into

00:53:25.920 yeah i want to

00:53:26.340 i want the psychology of like

00:53:27.460 it's how you get so depraved

00:53:28.820 that you're just

00:53:29.360 like you're so down bad

00:53:30.680 you're like i need to fuck

00:53:31.840 i need to fuck so bad

00:53:33.120 and then you're like

00:53:33.880 i'm gonna buy a prostitute

00:53:35.400 oh i don't have enough money for a prostitute

00:53:36.860 uh i'm not really gay

00:53:38.260 but like this guy is passed out

00:53:39.960 maybe i'll fuck him

00:53:40.580 and then you check his breath

00:53:41.380 just to make sure

00:53:41.940 and then you're like

00:53:42.560 oh he's not even passed out

00:53:43.920 he's dead

00:53:44.700 dead he's dead

00:53:45.380 nobody

00:53:45.720 this is a victimless crime

00:53:47.500 is it gay if you fucked the corpse of a man

00:53:50.040 is that is that

00:53:50.800 is that his thought process

00:53:51.660 i'm genuinely asking

00:53:52.520 here's a

00:53:52.900 you know it is

00:53:53.500 it's close to the thought process

00:53:54.580 i think that like

00:53:55.740 not many of our thoughts are our own

00:53:57.120 so we

00:53:58.040 we go from this point of like

00:53:59.580 you see a dead body

00:54:00.480 and then your initial like this

00:54:01.700 this

00:54:02.000 the intrusive thought is like

00:54:03.780 kick it

00:54:04.720 i should fuck it

00:54:05.700 i should no

00:54:06.220 like you go from like

00:54:07.520 kick it

00:54:08.100 i bet you if you kick it

00:54:08.860 i thought when i saw my grandpa in the casket

00:54:10.540 it wouldn't matter

00:54:12.900 or like like like push it over

00:54:14.500 you know like

00:54:15.020 meemaw's crying in the corner

00:54:16.440 and my dick's just hard as a rock

00:54:17.840 i don't know what's going on

00:54:18.800 how many intrusive thoughts

00:54:20.200 do you have to go through

00:54:21.800 before you get to have sex with this

00:54:23.560 because this guy went through all of them

00:54:24.980 he's like punch

00:54:25.420 bro

00:54:25.980 bro i'm gonna tell you

00:54:26.660 i'm gonna tell you

00:54:27.160 in in all my wildest intrusive thoughts

00:54:29.440 fucking a dead dude on the train

00:54:31.400 is not ever one of them

00:54:32.600 hey

00:54:32.860 if you want a million dollar deal

00:54:34.200 like

00:54:34.940 put some beans in a corpse

00:54:36.400 that's true

00:54:36.900 fuck the corpse

00:54:37.820 you guys ready for a fucking laney edit

00:54:46.000 you want to do a laney edit

00:54:47.080 oh yeah

00:54:47.640 it's already almost an hour

00:54:48.660 we're not allowed to do mailbag anymore

00:54:50.540 so

00:54:50.980 yeah

00:54:51.460 sorry guys

00:54:52.380 a liney hobbomok production

00:54:54.100 let's check it out

00:54:56.160 just gave my mailbag completely

00:54:59.340 oh boy

00:55:01.040 this is starting now

00:55:01.900 wow

00:55:02.820 by the way

00:55:05.080 these kids are way too fat

00:55:05.940 this is how i know the holocaust wasn't real

00:55:08.040 they're plump

00:55:08.380 look at those plumpers

00:55:09.240 yeah look at that one

00:55:10.080 like right in the front

00:55:11.140 right in the front left

00:55:11.940 he is plump as shit

00:55:13.080 yeah

00:55:13.660 they were eating pretty good man

00:55:14.860 can you guys see it playing

00:55:15.720 are we the edits right now

00:55:17.160 what's going on

00:55:18.000 how meta is this

00:55:19.140 i can't see it at all

00:55:20.060 no

00:55:20.260 we're the edit now

00:55:21.120 i mean i saw a still screen of it

00:55:23.880 yeah it was just a still screen

00:55:25.320 in mother russia

00:55:26.700 you are the edit

00:55:27.560 all right we're going to try it again

00:55:29.040 no i think maybe you downloaded it wrong tyler

00:55:32.920 you fucking old bitch

00:55:33.780 i think maybe we're going to have to do mailbag

00:55:35.080 oh jeez

00:55:35.760 i think god's telling us something

00:55:36.900 no we're not skipping a laney edit

00:55:38.520 i mean i believe in god

00:55:39.260 well we can do a mailbag

00:55:40.560 will we figure it out

00:55:41.580 we got somebody in the back

00:55:42.800 just pulling up

00:55:43.440 and we'll vamp a little bit

00:55:44.520 we'll vamp with a mailbag

00:55:46.200 mark vestibule

00:55:47.200 hell yeah

00:55:49.340 if we don't get the

00:55:50.280 if we don't get the laney edit to play right

00:55:51.660 i'm gonna

00:55:52.460 i'm gonna

00:55:53.000 i'm gonna rape tyler's corpse

00:55:54.380 i'm gonna fucking lose my shit

00:55:55.960 i'm gonna get onto the boss's subway

00:55:58.200 and rape the guy

00:55:58.640 so quickly

00:55:59.200 honestly maybe that's what the laney edit does

00:56:01.880 maybe it like

00:56:02.540 if you don't get it every week

00:56:04.240 you fucking snap

00:56:04.940 by the way

00:56:05.560 do you think

00:56:06.620 real quick

00:56:07.400 one more question about the

00:56:08.540 fucking the corpse thing

00:56:09.700 would it be worse

00:56:10.800 if he found out

00:56:12.000 that if he was like

00:56:13.140 oh

00:56:13.480 the dead dude's dick is hard

00:56:16.160 and he fucks the dick instead

00:56:17.840 the dead dude's dick was hard

00:56:19.040 would that be worse than him

00:56:20.220 wait wait

00:56:20.540 he fucks the dick

00:56:21.780 no no no

00:56:22.240 yeah i'm saying

00:56:23.120 if

00:56:23.420 yeah he just rides it man

00:56:25.680 you're riding the subway

00:56:26.440 hold on

00:56:26.680 if instead of

00:56:27.480 if let's say this guy's in the subway

00:56:29.580 and he's like

00:56:30.400 he loves getting his ass railed out

00:56:32.200 but he hasn't had his ass railed out

00:56:33.400 in a long time

00:56:34.020 the dude's dead

00:56:34.960 and he rolls him over

00:56:36.000 and he's like

00:56:36.400 oh his dick's hard

00:56:37.200 and he's dead

00:56:37.760 and he goes

00:56:38.400 fuck it

00:56:39.380 and he fucks the dick

00:56:40.100 dude he's got a rig-a-boner

00:56:41.080 yeah he's got a rig-a-boner

00:56:42.300 yeah it's a rig-a-boner

00:56:43.300 uh

00:56:44.420 is that worse than him

00:56:45.900 fucking the dead dude

00:56:46.900 yeah

00:56:48.040 that's more gay for sure

00:56:49.300 yeah

00:56:49.800 i mean

00:56:50.220 it's

00:56:50.900 it's

00:56:51.560 it's more gay

00:56:52.560 it's definitely more gay

00:56:53.900 slightly

00:56:55.180 honestly

00:56:55.940 it's pretty fucking gay either way

00:56:57.560 what kind of fucking question was that cold

00:57:00.440 because i was just thinking

00:57:01.540 because it

00:57:01.960 i don't know man

00:57:03.280 because like

00:57:03.600 blacks deserve harsher prison sentences

00:57:05.520 than white people

00:57:06.220 should they be calculated

00:57:07.520 what the fuck

00:57:08.640 well i don't know

00:57:10.200 just fucking your corpse

00:57:11.180 in like a hole though

00:57:12.140 i don't know if it's really that gay

00:57:13.340 i mean you're just like

00:57:14.020 toad

00:57:14.400 toad

00:57:15.240 he asked him out that corpse

00:57:17.000 i just want to point out

00:57:18.040 like yeah

00:57:18.400 i went to my little high school story

00:57:19.620 but this dude

00:57:21.020 asked him out

00:57:21.900 a dead dude

00:57:22.800 yeah

00:57:23.520 that is crazy

00:57:25.000 it definitely had to be toothy still

00:57:26.500 but like

00:57:27.200 that type ass mouth

00:57:28.280 it's like

00:57:28.580 it's gross still

00:57:29.320 but it's like

00:57:29.740 there ain't no gag reflex on a corpse

00:57:31.040 you can just go to town on his head

00:57:32.280 that's true

00:57:32.660 you also have to hold

00:57:33.900 the lower jaw open

00:57:35.000 it's like less gross

00:57:36.520 because there's something gross

00:57:37.880 about knowing that

00:57:38.500 another person

00:57:39.700 thinking person

00:57:40.460 has to suck the shit off

00:57:41.720 that's what's gross

00:57:43.000 but if they're dead

00:57:43.920 what was his corpse wearing

00:57:45.680 nobody asked

00:57:46.860 that's true

00:57:47.660 all right back to the question

00:57:48.520 toad god damn it

00:57:50.480 we were trying to

00:57:50.920 mark vestibule

00:57:51.760 blacks deserve harsher

00:57:52.920 prison sentences

00:57:53.860 than white people

00:57:54.820 how should they be calculated

00:57:55.940 i love that the question

00:57:57.140 is just a

00:57:57.760 brutally racist assertion

00:57:59.840 to start it off

00:58:00.500 it should be inversely

00:58:01.140 proportional to iq

00:58:02.440 well no no

00:58:03.120 it should be

00:58:03.560 we did three fifths for votes

00:58:04.980 so obviously

00:58:05.560 we just do the inverse of that

00:58:06.580 five thirds

00:58:07.600 five thirds

00:58:08.400 i think it's the exact opposite

00:58:09.720 actually

00:58:10.060 i think that black people

00:58:11.180 should get lesser sentences

00:58:12.000 because it's the same thing

00:58:13.040 like with

00:58:13.440 like a retard kills somebody

00:58:14.980 you don't put them in prison

00:58:16.000 for their lives

00:58:16.720 you can't blame them

00:58:17.880 did you see

00:58:18.120 there was a

00:58:19.100 i can't remember

00:58:19.600 what

00:58:19.820 they're just acting

00:58:20.180 better programming

00:58:20.820 i think it was norway

00:58:22.720 or some shit like that

00:58:23.540 they have a prison system

00:58:25.040 that if you

00:58:25.940 write a book report

00:58:27.020 so they have

00:58:27.500 like a list of books

00:58:28.580 if you read the book

00:58:30.120 and write a book report

00:58:31.240 you get like

00:58:32.100 seven days off your sentence

00:58:33.220 and so that's their like thing

00:58:34.840 and i was like

00:58:35.500 that is a perfect way

00:58:36.780 that's great

00:58:37.640 but i was like

00:58:38.620 there's no way that black

00:58:39.680 like it'd just be a bunch of

00:58:41.480 black people would never get out

00:58:42.780 yeah

00:58:43.220 i love that system

00:58:45.300 i don't think that the black

00:58:46.980 person's sentence

00:58:47.620 should be longer

00:58:48.580 than the white person's

00:58:49.380 i think the white person

00:58:50.240 should be shorter

00:58:51.180 than the black person's

00:58:52.300 sentence

00:58:52.580 i think it

00:58:53.420 it should be

00:58:54.080 it's still three-fifths

00:58:55.040 white people pay three-fifths

00:58:56.800 of the time

00:58:57.240 and black people

00:58:58.800 are three-fifths of

00:58:59.860 yes that makes

00:59:01.020 i like that much better

00:59:02.260 maybe the black person

00:59:04.300 deserves no prison time

00:59:05.820 because they just

00:59:06.420 deserve execution

00:59:07.300 wow

00:59:08.420 all right

00:59:08.680 now that's gonna be

00:59:09.360 that's not

00:59:09.780 all right

00:59:10.120 do we have a lane yet

00:59:10.940 it

00:59:11.120 that's not cool

00:59:12.240 that's just too far

00:59:15.540 too far man

00:59:16.400 is the lane ready to go

00:59:19.000 are we doing this

00:59:19.640 i assume

00:59:20.360 we've amped a long time

00:59:22.040 we've amped a long time

00:59:23.080 oh

00:59:23.760 there we go

00:59:24.180 we got it

00:59:24.700 let's do it

00:59:25.380 got something

00:59:26.220 no

00:59:27.000 no

00:59:27.460 no

00:59:28.180 what

00:59:28.620 tyler

00:59:29.060 you play with me baby

00:59:30.000 you got it

00:59:31.460 oh

00:59:31.720 look i want to see what happens

00:59:35.080 no

00:59:35.440 did y'all see that

00:59:38.320 laney had a blue balls

00:59:39.900 that 4chan

00:59:41.440 got like completely

00:59:42.800 hacked

00:59:44.140 yeah toad is our

00:59:45.000 resident expert

00:59:46.720 please explain what

00:59:47.380 transpired

00:59:47.720 yeah yeah

00:59:48.020 so 4chan basically

00:59:49.240 got hacked

00:59:49.840 and the source code

00:59:51.100 got leaked

00:59:51.580 and everybody

00:59:53.120 all the moderators

00:59:54.300 got doxed

00:59:55.300 and it was like

00:59:56.160 all like there

00:59:56.980 i don't know how

00:59:57.560 it didn't happen earlier

00:59:58.420 it was running on

01:00:00.060 an insecure

01:00:01.140 free bsd server

01:00:02.920 which is like

01:00:03.540 an old flavor of linux

01:00:04.940 free bsd

01:00:05.860 did you just make up

01:00:06.640 a letter

01:00:06.940 yeah

01:00:07.360 from what i understand

01:00:08.380 it was from

01:00:09.240 the last time

01:00:10.020 there was a security patch

01:00:11.220 was 2016

01:00:12.160 so

01:00:13.280 what i think about it

01:00:14.440 oh i don't know much

01:00:15.580 but that sounds bad

01:00:16.400 what i saw in a tweet

01:00:17.580 was that it was like

01:00:18.320 all israeli accounts

01:00:19.460 and government accounts

01:00:20.760 yeah it was

01:00:21.160 yeah it was all.gov

01:00:22.180 emails attached

01:00:23.000 to the moderators

01:00:23.800 so it was just

01:00:24.940 a total psyop

01:00:26.080 i think as well

01:00:27.360 total psyop

01:00:27.940 not surprised

01:00:28.700 you guys ready

01:00:29.760 yeah there's a play button

01:00:30.960 right down there

01:00:31.540 hit that shit

01:00:32.260 i'm just admiring it

01:00:33.780 as i look at it

01:00:34.660 i'm getting teary eyed

01:00:37.980 but i don't want you

01:00:38.620 to say trump broke down

01:00:39.660 and started crying

01:00:40.460 no how beautiful

01:00:42.580 is that

01:00:42.920 whoa

01:00:43.440 yeah yeah yeah

01:00:45.620 oh you gotta be kidding

01:00:48.000 yeah yeah yeah

01:00:49.880 would toad technically

01:00:50.960 be trans if we

01:00:51.980 like got him through

01:00:52.800 surgery and put

01:00:53.840 uh

01:00:54.220 like a vagina

01:00:54.980 on his lower back

01:00:56.100 like a

01:00:56.920 dude i have a spot

01:00:58.880 back there

01:00:59.340 that you can kind of

01:00:59.860 like dig into it

01:01:00.680 a little bit

01:01:01.000 that's cancer

01:01:01.600 it's fucking cancer

01:01:03.000 dude you gotta

01:01:03.500 what the fuck

01:01:04.400 are you talking about

01:01:05.400 you have a spot

01:01:06.220 on your back

01:01:06.780 that you think

01:01:07.160 i can fuck

01:01:07.700 what the fuck

01:01:08.640 are you talking about

01:01:09.380 so that you can

01:01:10.040 dig in a little bit

01:01:11.040 i don't know

01:01:11.300 if it's fuckable

01:01:12.000 like you can get

01:01:12.860 your knuckle in there

01:01:13.780 damn you get knuckles

01:01:15.280 you can get a knuckle

01:01:16.340 in there

01:01:16.920 yeah that's crazy

01:01:17.720 can you get that

01:01:18.560 thing wet

01:01:19.000 toad

01:01:19.340 i thought everybody

01:01:19.900 is the audio off

01:01:26.140 i'm at the point

01:01:41.920 if a black person

01:01:43.020 is fighting within

01:01:43.780 like a hundred yards

01:01:44.880 of me

01:01:45.480 i know

01:01:45.960 it's like

01:01:46.220 so what what

01:01:53.180 constitutes a four-star

01:01:54.280 digger fight

01:01:54.760 obviously if

01:01:55.500 identifying the loop

01:01:56.560 right

01:01:56.800 when you hear

01:01:57.180 the loop

01:02:00.840 you can identify

01:02:01.420 the knicker loop

01:02:02.040 the wig coming off

01:02:03.480 is another one

01:02:04.400 and the last one

01:02:09.620 is if their big

01:02:10.540 flapjack titties

01:02:11.580 come out

01:02:12.040 and that's what

01:02:15.680 makes a four-star

01:02:16.640 nigger fight

01:02:17.280 let me ask you

01:02:28.840 something real quick

01:02:29.360 when you sat across

01:02:30.180 from this pant-faced

01:02:31.000 gook

01:02:31.220 you never looked at

01:02:32.140 him and wondered

01:02:32.680 how the fuck

01:02:33.660 did you get

01:02:34.540 millions of subscribers

01:02:36.020 like a lot of people

01:02:51.980 like a lot of people liked what i said about phil

01:03:07.080 i said it because it was true and then people agreed with me that's it that's what happened

01:03:12.320 like i have a really small pussy and my boyfriend is a huge dick

01:03:22.380 he stretches my tiny little baby pussy out all the time

01:03:25.380 you were born with a hog

01:03:30.840 or you're gay

01:03:31.960 right

01:03:32.820 i don't think you guys understand what i'm saying

01:03:36.920 you know what that's a good point

01:03:44.180 i have a huge dick inside my body right now

01:03:46.640 that's that's because last week i said basically i was like we only get sad when the dogs eras

01:04:07.320 and he was like i have all the dog uh like violent videos

01:04:11.920 i tuned it out completely

01:04:13.500 freebies is a unix based os by the way not linux unix based

01:04:17.440 oh guys listen if you uh if you like what you saw there

01:04:20.740 uh you know what go ahead fucking keep talking guys and i'm gonna present something

01:04:25.800 yeah we are lively king that's a good good spin

01:04:28.420 i haven't slept in like three days

01:04:29.900 dude the um i love weird i love the videos

01:04:33.820 because there's so many of them of the drifting the like the big crowd

01:04:37.440 oh it's the best

01:04:38.300 and the drifting and they always hit somebody it's so fucking funny

01:04:41.900 oh yeah

01:04:43.480 yeah it's it's really like my favorite thing is when it's all black people and then one of them

01:04:47.980 kills the other one with their car and it's just like

01:04:49.820 and and everyone and everyone like instead of like checking on them they just immediately robbed them

01:04:54.080 it's just like that was your friend four seconds ago and now he's just like

01:04:57.020 now he's a corpse so he's robbable

01:04:59.800 i saw one just the other day it wasn't no one even like it was just like they just hit the curb

01:05:04.440 and it completely crushed the wheel of the car and then it's just so funny because they all just get out

01:05:08.580 and start running because you know they stole the car like they just fucking stole the car

01:05:12.420 and then they ruined it and they all just start fucking running it's by the way top you would

01:05:16.380 appreciate this the the post i made about the dude on the train that got raped while he was dead

01:05:20.720 um it went so viral it was four four million or something impressions that i had hundreds of

01:05:26.340 quote tweets of people going sodom and gomorrah sodom and gomorrah this is the end of the world

01:05:29.920 this is like over and over and over and over and over again it was crazy it's the end of new york

01:05:35.280 it definitely is sodom and gomorrah fucking that place is horrible well speaking of which we just

01:05:39.620 showed a titty so i think we gotta bounce so there you go yeah wait we showed a titty

01:05:42.860 you could barely tell there's no way it would not get caught dude i might be gay i didn't even

01:05:48.840 notice a titty it was a whack titty it was a black titty so honestly i'm glad you didn't notice it

01:05:54.260 see i dude i honestly zero sexual you blanked it out intrigue didn't even see it weren't even looking

01:05:59.860 at the boob i get it i only noticed it because it's where my eye was already at and then the boob

01:06:03.900 i was like a boob yeah they're basically the color of the sensor bar anyway yeah that's true you

01:06:09.380 couldn't you couldn't make out nips there's no way to black i think you're good blacker than black

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01:06:52.140 all right perfect perfect perfect very good crushing where did clinko yeah where did clinko

01:06:59.620 aren't we still we're still streaming aren't we this is weird yeah we are because we're still

01:07:03.860 streaming to our our page naked right now zoom in oh yeah yeah we didn't end the show went from 530

01:07:10.220 to 19 we had oh nice okay yeah cool everyone out we didn't kick him out oh can you can you pull

01:07:17.200 that back up tyler all right we had some super chats i guess we'll read them here

01:07:23.740 a little bit more personal critical ten dollars yeah negro fatigue level critical yeah dude i don't

01:07:30.800 know does it feel like a psyop to you guys yeah i'm not paying attention to although all the whites

01:07:36.120 are getting all uppity about the shit right now it's gay honestly about what the race shit right now

01:07:41.460 like i don't know i feel like the race shit's just gay yeah dude i literally ran because of the

01:07:45.220 carmelo anthony thing yeah i just don't care i just can't get myself to care of the story you're

01:07:48.840 like oh a black dude stabs one yeah he probably shouldn't stabs one okay cool

01:07:51.900 i just think it's fun i move on i think it's funny that we everybody knew immediately that

01:07:57.540 the uh the money the gofundme or whatever the money they got for his legal fees would immediately

01:08:03.740 go to right into their bank account everyone's getting all upset about it and that's what feeds

01:08:09.300 this it's just like really just being like who fucking cares no i care because it's fucking

01:08:13.540 bullshit i didn't care about i would do the same thing when he played for the denver nuggets i didn't

01:08:16.960 care about carmelo anthony when he played for the new york knicks i don't care about carmelo anthony

01:08:20.740 when he kills i think he should go to jail i think he should go to jail for doing what he did to

01:08:24.720 jeremy lynn all right i'm just gonna say it fuck that guy yeah i honestly honestly god i think it's

01:08:30.880 fucking it's reverse george floyd they're just trying to radicalize this into race right so

01:08:34.640 it's divide and conquer yeah i just don't care fucking murals of this kid the way we listen the

01:08:39.360 way we talked about elon musk and when you look at like how astroturf these girls are that are

01:08:43.700 following him everything is astroturf in this way and pushed by money so like this guy his family got a new

01:08:49.220 and they got clint they they got like three hundred thousand dollars in their gofundme

01:08:53.500 they bought an eight hundred thousand dollar house and an escalade like the according to

01:08:58.420 maj torrey that's a lie that they already no no because he said it was a lie and then and then

01:09:02.600 toad posted a screenshot of it of them but the problem is like everyone getting all uppity is what

01:09:07.000 feeds into all this like the taking down the initial fucking give send go is what kind of

01:09:11.260 launched this into like a bigger story so everyone being faggots about all this shit it doesn't matter

01:09:16.320 whatever this shit will get repoed within three months for sure like they like it's the vehicle

01:09:23.700 the vehicle they'll be they'll be out back into section eight housing and like here and here's

01:09:29.260 my thing i love it i want to see it happen in a serious note i think that gibson go or whatever

01:09:33.860 the fuck uh you ought to be able to donate to someone's defense fund yeah and honestly honestly

01:09:37.680 if you donate to somebody and then they use it to instead of for their attorneys they go and they

01:09:41.520 buy a house and a car and shit i don't give a fuck i don't care like you're an idiot you shouldn't

01:09:45.780 have donated this fucking kid anyways i think it's obvious that he murdered this kid and that

01:09:50.100 he ought to go to prison for a very long time but at the same time like you have a right to

01:09:53.120 defense so who gives a shit it's like also like oh you're you're you're funding murder and you're

01:09:58.440 like okay but that's assuming that you know their intent like this flips this exact same thing on

01:10:02.820 the flip side that would be fucking hilarious if they run a second gifts and go for legal fees when

01:10:07.480 they run out of money and then they just buy another house it's that black uh high time

01:10:13.140 preference man they'd be like they'd be like yo i could i could pay for my attorney or i could buy a

01:10:18.280 brick and flip it all the whiteys freaking out is what like fucking put on the the bright lights

01:10:24.360 that attracted all the blackies to donate money so like that is that's what blew this up so just

01:10:28.760 fucking ignore them and they go away from like democrat party affiliated people i do like i do

01:10:36.060 know but there's some black people that are out there that they're about about it they're like

01:10:39.140 white boy had it coming i'm like fucking pretty big okay well fuck them yeah no fuck that's no

01:10:45.500 tops like tops like those are the people i respect these people these people are the enemy and they

01:10:49.320 need to respect it because it's like it's it's straight up just race really realism like

01:10:53.680 it's like my race dog yeah we're pretty fucking real like i'm about my race it's just keeping it

01:10:58.920 real race style that's right it's it's good though because the more that that happens the more it's

01:11:04.440 like white people or other people just stop complaining about it they're like look at them

01:11:08.000 look at them fucking you know unionizing their race and it's just like so do the same thing i

01:11:12.660 don't know whatever it's like yo be prefer yourself like that's okay to me it's basically they won

01:11:18.680 the lot like literally they just won a lottery and usually i think probably what like 90 you just

01:11:24.240 say lottery what'd you say lottery lottery okay i think usually when whoever wins lottery

01:11:29.640 they lose it within the next year and they only won the lottery of 300 000 they won the murder

01:11:34.800 lottery they've won the murder lottery and that and the the prize for that is like 300 grand

01:11:40.140 instead of like you know 200 million what i'm waiting for is the george floyd video and i think

01:11:45.420 they're going to save it for a couple months and then they're going to drop it like right as the

01:11:49.020 the summer riot season's coming around and it's just gonna it's gonna be carmelo anthony just

01:11:53.580 for no reason at all just shivving homeboy straight in the heart it's gonna be awesome

01:11:59.820 did he stab him like 20 times no i didn't hear that are we only stabbed him once oh this year you

01:12:05.580 don't touch my fucking backpack he brought a knife with them to like a track meet that wasn't for

01:12:13.260 the school i want the fuck too he was skipping school went to this other school's track meet

01:12:19.660 awesome i i this guy's pretty cool yeah went into these people's tent and then he basically he was

01:12:25.100 trying to egg this dude on he basically told him to punch him or whatever and the kid didn't punch him

01:12:29.660 the kid that kind of shoved him away and he stabbed him in the heart here's the video it's carmelo anthony

01:12:35.020 in the house i killed white boys to make my dough just shank them and rack up that crowdfunding

01:12:42.620 big ups to the jews for bringing my fam to the states oh my god

01:12:51.180 that's the first thing he did once he made bail went to the backyard recorded this video wild right

01:12:56.860 crazy baby yeah hey fuck you nigger get off my fucking stream

01:13:04.620 how about toad's like toad's like it's still real to me damn it it's like dude this is all this

01:13:08.620 fucking psyop dog just laugh at it yeah i really i really don't care i'm trying to laugh yeah

01:13:13.740 don't try to laugh just laugh toad's been going so hard in the paint on yeah it's like all we he's

01:13:18.060 just like he's like you know the one thing i know is that if he ever steps foot on the street he

01:13:22.620 will kill again and there's no way that this tweet ages poorly it's like i'm not concerned about

01:13:27.100 racism like at all i just genuinely just don't care but i'm a little concerned about you i am

01:13:31.500 because it's a defense mechanism it's something that you're being racist it's just bizarre i read

01:13:36.060 his tweets like like real dramatic like let me see if we can pull some of them up but hold on dude

01:13:41.180 before we rail on toad can we give him a little bit of love for looking at houses in florida and actually

01:13:49.660 yeah that's a big step that's a big step he was like he we this this weekend this i think i think

01:13:55.660 it was this weekend he's clint snigger corpse

01:14:04.620 that's the worst handle of all time

01:14:09.740 toad was just this i think it was this weekend he goes oh my god this house in i can't remember i think

01:14:15.420 it was leesburg i didn't look at it he was like it's worth less than my house now and is twice as

01:14:22.060 big or some like he said it's like almost twice as big it's definitely nice well how much was the

01:14:26.540 house again it was like a was just like three hundred thousand dollar house i think it was

01:14:30.540 maybe four but it wasn't even i don't know how it was like 350 probably oh yeah so it's like even so

01:14:35.740 i was like and we were like buy it right now just buy it just like i could sell my place for probably

01:14:39.980 650 right now yeah you can pumpkin what do you get two houses and you only yeah about 300. yeah

01:14:46.700 literally literally tax-free gain on your house you just straight swap it yeah just a

01:14:52.860 fucking a ping and a pong dude maybe so you owe half on your house right now you said yeah so okay

01:14:59.820 after closing costs you'd walk away with like 325 yeah i mean that straight swap yeah it's gone up like

01:15:05.420 200 000 since i bought it yeah what you wouldn't say a penny in tax because it's

01:15:09.340 fucking owner-occupied negro if you're smarter downsize a little bit keep a little chunk of

01:15:13.740 change into a fucking uh there you go or you got a little money you know don't downsize no i wouldn't

01:15:19.660 even have to you know you fucking buy the biggest house you can afford right now double it well he

01:15:24.140 doesn't have a source of income jumping from one spot to the other if he's going to he's got three

01:15:27.900 fucking 25 he's got better off dead he's got 325 in equity he can buy the house cash he can buy the

01:15:34.620 house cash do you hear what i'm saying i have uh does not have legal gambling really except you got

01:15:38.940 to like go to the hard rock this is what he's worried about i live right by the hard rock dude

01:15:43.660 you're gonna lose it all for you he's gonna have that three hundred thousand dollars in his hand like

01:15:47.740 i could buy a house or i could bet on the cowboys you need many outs man never bet on the cowboys i don't

01:15:53.740 know it's just an example toad 20 down is three like for three hundred thousand dollars you can

01:16:00.060 buy a six million dollar house do it that's a little bit more extreme than i'd probably get

01:16:06.140 nobody else i could get if i score big and put it all on black i'm not gonna put it for that

01:16:09.900 mortgage yes honestly honestly you know what would be dope you should and this is no you should

01:16:16.220 see the most you can qualify for with your current job with your equity you have 300 plus to put

01:16:21.980 down probably 400 you can squeeze squeeze it out so you got 400 000 down payment the 400 000 on 20

01:16:28.140 that would be uh two million dollar house two million dollar house in florida homeboy you are

01:16:33.100 the dude you are yeah the guy for you are so in debt no but you got a two million dollar house

01:16:40.620 in leesburg floor you are you're getting so much your life is gonna fall apart in about a decade but

01:16:46.620 so much pussy right now his life ain't gonna fall fuck on the first night and then lose everything

01:16:51.740 including my virginity dude as long as you lose your virginity who gives a yeah yeah cry me a river

01:16:58.140 about that cry and put a piss in your mouth at that point who cares i don't think people understand what

01:17:03.100 a two million dollar house in leesburg florida would look like it would be the entire city probably

01:17:08.860 like that's the one until we go everyone around goes oh that's where i hear the children screaming they're

01:17:12.620 clearly doing weird sex parties over there that's the kind of place it i would just i would move in

01:17:17.820 with you there's an old opera building toad we could all move in there dude why don't we all move

01:17:22.220 into toad's house if toad was a two million dollar house i'm moving in with him i was like yeah me too

01:17:26.460 i'm moving in yeah if you buy a two million dollar house i'll move in with you i get i get the east wing

01:17:32.540 let's do it as tower gang toad i totally legitimately like if you and clint put you together

01:17:39.020 we could buy we could get a big burger i don't know about buying leesburg but we could buy a big

01:17:43.740 mug here's a legit a legit question because the way it's lining up like everybody could actually

01:17:49.260 be in florida except cole cole cannot move why oh you have a job yeah my job work from home i can

01:17:57.820 work oh i've got a newborn oh yeah you can't move wait i thought you could you're working from home

01:18:03.020 again i've been working from home for you stop for some i don't know i don't know i've been working

01:18:08.300 home for the place like two and a half years you could you can work from anywhere yeah so you can

01:18:13.340 move yeah the only thing was that it was just why are you living there because like my wife is still

01:18:20.540 working as well and so we needed someone to watch the kids why would she keep working if you got two

01:18:25.980 kids at home because i'm taking uh uh i'm taking a test in may that will raise my pay rate up i know

01:18:34.060 but what does she make 10 grand a year or something that's what i'm saying my pay raise will be five

01:18:38.060 bucks no no she makes she makes like 22 or something like that where is she working at the floppy foot

01:18:44.380 factory yeah she works so basically my pay don't don't ever give a good head factory

01:18:55.660 just sitting there giving two blowjobs all day just get 275 an hour what the

01:18:59.500 her uh her pay and then my pay raise are going to be equal and so she was like basically i will

01:19:05.980 quit once you get your pay raise okay okay and so i'll be home and i was like once you get that

01:19:10.220 fucking once you get that pay raise you got to leave just right there just be just

01:19:16.220 just bounce just bounce things will work out how they're supposed to we should honestly honestly

01:19:22.380 dude toad if you buy a tower for us to live to toad i swear to god if you if alabama though

01:19:28.460 a two million dollar house in alabama dude we could find some weird backwoods places like when you

01:19:33.740 drive around the backwoods of florida you find some weird houses up dude i'm not even kidding like

01:19:37.660 what i'm like most in life is to have a full fucking like full-on taliban style compound that

01:19:44.620 we all live in it was a castle that i was looking at buying when i was first like looking here and

01:19:49.580 it's a legit castle like the the front of it had like the eaves and all that shit it was like if it

01:19:54.460 has a moat i'm buying it yeah black people definitely can't get to you if we like make it big big we

01:19:59.980 should legit like find a spot in like the hills of north carolina or something like one of the because

01:20:03.820 you can get really really cheap and get a huge ass place and literally what we're talking about we can get for

01:20:07.420 like under a mill probably by my my i have a family in virginia that that's basically what they just

01:20:14.460 have like acres and acres in the mountains of virginia and it's just like there's nothing that's

01:20:18.460 where they that's the one you're like you can literally from miles see any feds that would

01:20:22.940 dare they're the ones top that saw the big triangular um thing that was just like moving slowly across

01:20:29.660 that had like the lights on it and they were like and they were just like it just kind of moved across

01:20:33.340 and the and like went down the hills and then went over and it was like it was just gone but it was

01:20:37.420 like dude we should get a full-on compound and then uh have a monkey bar set up and then have like

01:20:42.380 people video us on vhs and then we can submit it we can submit it to the local news saying there's a

01:20:46.620 terrorist organization named tower gang that's operating i love it yeah do you think monkey bars

01:20:52.460 have you ever seen like the like the hills like the north carolina some of those areas you really do

01:20:57.420 realize it's like a seal team could go in there and like really just take a few bubbles to protect that area

01:21:01.820 and it's like just because the terrain itself is just like it's so like you're fucked like it's

01:21:07.180 like this basically you know are we worried about the government anymore like no but it's just fun

01:21:11.740 to think about just because you're like i can tell the fuck it's the biggest it's ever been yeah i'm

01:21:16.220 super i'm super worried about it but it's at the point of like such overwhelming force that it's just

01:21:21.900 like if it wants me dead i'm dead yeah it's like it's going to do it's just it's it's basically now just

01:21:27.900 like a um and honestly honestly like the people are so tribal at this point that like they could

01:21:34.460 psyop them into believing anything they'd be like well we had to kill him and everyone would be like

01:21:37.580 yeah thank god he's dead did you hear he supported terrorist organizations or something right like

01:21:43.900 they just spent a narrative and then there'd be like 10 people defending me and then 50 million going

01:21:48.700 thank god he's gone so whatever that really would be the case yeah

01:21:54.860 it's just i may be overestimating on the 10 defending now i really want tower gang ranch to

01:21:58.700 happen that'd be i remember being stressed out about that kind of shit and now i just

01:22:02.540 couldn't fucking care less like yeah you take the clown pill i just i just feel like it'd be like the

01:22:07.900 sweet release of death you know at least like yeah hopefully they rape me when i'm dead you know

01:22:12.380 all right do you would you would you be down to be raped when you die like can you put that in your

01:22:16.220 will i mean i'd any any any sex with me after death is anybody don't let anyone call it rape

01:22:25.340 i have implicit consent to all and any and all filling of my holes after i am dead like i am yeah

01:22:32.380 i'm going to allow all yeah hot is it gay they want is it gay to say that if you never in your life

01:22:38.860 had anything in your butthole but then after you're like after i die just plowed you can just plow it

01:22:44.620 all you want what do you know what's you know what's a really funny bit hold on i have a serious

01:22:48.140 this is a seriously partying in heaven and immediately plummet to hell we all we all put in our will

01:22:55.260 we all put in our will that whoever the first of us five is to die the other four get to them

01:22:59.900 oh but it has to be the same time we all have to do it at the same time like you have

01:23:04.940 bang him yeah we got four dicks what are we doing with our fourth dick you gotta make a new hole it

01:23:10.380 doesn't matter he's dead oh we just make a hole just kind of grab his hand and like get it to jerk

01:23:14.700 you off oh i'll just hit his i'll just hit his little back nook yeah the little back nook one of

01:23:19.420 you is going to hold his wrist and wrap your other hand around it just kind of you know his lumbar in the

01:23:23.820 pussy i don't know what the fuck is here right what do you guys think about having uh uh that

01:23:29.100 that that vibration thing the thing that goes in your butt but for the live performance

01:23:34.780 oh the right what the rifle under one seat whatever it is yeah wait what are we doing

01:23:42.300 you're talking about the the only fans vibrating but yeah you're trying to monetize vibrating my

01:23:47.580 butthole like no i'm not okay with it it's called the love sense clint yeah honestly like yeah

01:23:52.220 if it's really like they just five dollars in the crowd someone walks around and they get to buzz it

01:23:57.020 i i think it'd be much better if it was a dog collar

01:24:02.540 i think we put it i think we put a shock collar actually no cole's the one that likes butt action

01:24:06.620 so we put the shock collar on toad we put the the vibrating dildo in in cole right no i want

01:24:12.220 i'd rather have the dildo then dildo is what you shall have sure buddy i mean it was choice

01:24:18.940 oh fuck i you just volunteered to have a fucking dildo in your ass during the entire life i think

01:24:24.460 the other is the shock collar sounds like it would like do you know how much money we can raise

01:24:29.500 if if we allow our audience to fucking vibrate you shoot fat ropes after you're getting your

01:24:35.580 your asshole buzz over and over again sounds like a bad thing we're gonna put it on like a random

01:24:41.820 like seat in the audience or something no no no no no we're not doing that to that we are we are

01:24:45.900 buying your pleasure sir it's actually not a bad idea like all we need to do is have somebody at a

01:24:51.980 booth like just managing it we have all and like like fish bowls and they're like these are somewhere

01:24:57.580 on each tower gang member if you put five dollars or more you get to press the button the buzz button

01:25:03.100 as the show is going on yeah and wherever it is can you imagine doing a live tower gang and and

01:25:07.740 and toe just goes i still i still think all of us wearing shock colors and they pay for that they

01:25:20.220 would definitely pay for that especially if like somebody's doing something just and then i'd be

01:25:24.140 willing to put like something like under my balls i'm not in my butthole though like i'd be willing to

01:25:27.980 like it would vibrate my balls or something yeah you've got a real phobia about the keister you know that

01:25:35.180 yeah i'm not uh i'm not okay with uh monetizing you're just like you're like you're like i just

01:25:40.540 want something to vibrate my balls i'm i'm down with that i'm down with some vibrate vibration of

01:25:45.260 my balls he's like he's like i'm not a whore but you can't pay to vibrate my nuts yes you are

01:25:51.820 it has to be something that like you can jiggle my balls but not fuck my ass yeah your your line is

01:25:57.660 anything that anything that crosses the geef is uh is unacceptable the labonte yeah that's

01:26:03.180 that's the labonte now it's like the magino line from homosexuality the labonte the labonte line

01:26:12.780 that's it i want to watch this video because we saw this in the intro but we didn't really

01:26:18.220 talk about it i don't know what happened here it's a great video and it was pretty epic

01:26:21.980 i think she's probably in the right honestly i bet you she's being really obnoxious and she's like

01:26:41.980 like she's legit just doing it to be be like you i like i don't can be more clear to

01:26:47.420 the fuck right off get out of here she has the car too right yeah i've never i've never seen

01:26:53.180 a black woman get called that that many times consecutively and not punch yeah i know i think

01:26:58.540 it's she was confused by calling her out she's like fucking hit me or get the

01:27:01.980 fuck out of here is what that is she was like i can get close too close you stink i mean that really

01:27:06.540 is like if you're dropping the nigger bomb like literally two-way person you're literally saying

01:27:11.260 either hit me or get the fuck out of here if you're using it in that way so i don't know i think

01:27:15.500 yeah but they but they never get out of here well then hit me so like essentially you know

01:27:20.300 what you're doing at that point i know but my point is she didn't swing and i'm mystified that

01:27:25.100 she didn't leave yeah it's wild like my point is that like obviously the lady's like i get where

01:27:29.660 she's coming from she's clearly using it i don't think she's in the wrong here i mean i need to know

01:27:32.940 some more context but you know literally around like oh it's all like you're like i think she's in the

01:27:38.380 right though i'm pretty confident though woman i think you're like we we live in a society where you

01:27:42.460 hear nigger and you go oh you immediately assume that they're they're the bad person here i i think

01:27:47.180 she's probably being a cunt i bet you she's probably being a nigger and i bet you she was probably be

01:27:51.420 like fucking arguing with her and getting and she's like was finally just frustrated it was like

01:27:54.860 nigger nigger nigger nigger get the fuck out of here nigger nigger nigger nigger and it was just

01:27:58.380 like they literally was just exasperated like fuck off and she's probably it was just what the first

01:28:02.940 time i said i did you know yeah she seems like so if this was legion of skanks is like who's most justified

01:28:08.540 she's the most justified because she does seem justified in saying this like this woman yeah

01:28:14.540 had crossed the line and she's in her face at her car like i just want to be very clear you guys don't

01:28:19.740 know anything about what no i don't yeah no but you i'm just the fact she's dropping it the way she is

01:28:25.020 and look at her she's a pretty indian lady she looks well put together she's like the fact she's

01:28:29.420 as pretty as an indian can be i think for an indian she's pretty pretty for for indian go back to

01:28:34.780 her i'm not saying she's a stunner but four indians yeah they're pretty unsightly so she's

01:28:39.580 pretty cute for an indian yeah that's a cute indian right that's a cute indian could be either

01:28:43.980 honestly she could be either indian by the way she could be a dot or feather no yeah right yeah

01:28:50.060 actually you're correct there yeah that is not a dot dude i could oh that is not a feather that is

01:28:56.060 not a feather my bad i really i could see either way but i can see either way honestly i could see a

01:29:00.220 feather there that's a dot bro i agree i could she kind of looks like i mean it probably is a dot

01:29:05.660 my racism against your racism any day but okay well look i know i know a dot when i see one

01:29:11.740 have you ever even met a feather yeah bro i used to go to the indian casinos my brother-in-law's a

01:29:17.420 feather that's such a great my my great grandma i think was full-blown feather i used to live next

01:29:25.740 to the feathers right on our near reservation i could smell the alcohol oh sorry the fire water

01:29:35.340 has there ever been a feather mixed with a dot like you ever you know anybody that's indian

01:29:40.300 indian indian yeah american indian indian there's a 7-eleven casino an american indian indian that is

01:29:49.100 actually a pretty good bit

01:29:55.820 it's a banger that's pretty good with a banger the uh the slot machine in there just spits out

01:30:01.100 bottles of vodka it's like one of those trucker uh ones like you know the nice ones but it's just

01:30:05.260 instead it's like actually like fucking slots and shit uh las vegas has the slots in the airport as

01:30:10.940 you're leaving and it's the most depressing thing it's because people play i just pulled the slot i

01:30:15.340 just got three hatchets it's not it's not for leaving by the way three miles of it it's not for

01:30:20.060 leaving it's for arriving people will get to the airport and they immediately get out and they're

01:30:23.900 just like gotta hit the fucking right here it's like you gotta do it it's like two miles of slot

01:30:29.020 machines it's fucking ridiculous the airport in vegas you mean yeah yeah so do you do do you do

01:30:35.100 fucking uh slot machines hell no you don't have an edge you don't have an edge either bro

01:30:42.460 have you ever been to vegas have i been to vegas yeah yeah what'd you do there

01:30:48.220 spent on sports yeah i have no idea what other i'm doing in which time i did yeah i bet on sports

01:30:53.100 i play blackjack i've been in poker tournaments i've gone to strip clubs i want a poker tournament

01:30:59.740 jose you have you been to vegas before got real wasted i've never been to vegas oh dude you're gonna

01:31:04.540 this is gonna be eye-opening to you you know what sucks back when i went when i went all the time

01:31:09.500 it was like cheap it was like one of the cheapest places in the country it was so much fun i'm not

01:31:13.100 going to blow a bunch of money obscenely expensive this is what i've i've i've heard like a lot of

01:31:18.700 people are saying basically like it's not it used to be like they made so much money from the gambling

01:31:23.820 that they were like basically the food was cheap as shit the drinks were free everything was like

01:31:30.140 you basically give you they'd give you free booze all night and free food if you gambled like at all

01:31:35.900 it was still they don't do that anymore they don't give you anything dude no there's no complimentary

01:31:40.940 stuff unless you are a high roller no high most most places like if you want to drink you're gonna have

01:31:48.060 so it says jose has never been to vegas if you sat at the table they would start giving you drinks

01:31:53.020 how could you comment you've never been to vegas i i think sports gambling going nationwide and other

01:31:58.540 gambling going has destroyed vegas basically like and so they have to they've been having a penny pinch

01:32:04.460 and like everybody's like i remember i remember when i went there with my dad when i was in high

01:32:08.460 school or maybe even i was younger than that i'm not sure but it was they they gave you a free room

01:32:14.220 if you gambled at all they give you free food free booze um free like the free show i mean it was

01:32:21.020 like everything was just free they're like please just come here just come here and gamble like because

01:32:25.100 we're a win on game like you'll gamble and you'll lose and then we'll make our money back in more and

01:32:29.580 so like i've always i've always thought about like uh i was like i would think it'd be fun to go or just

01:32:34.380 go and just because i can get do nothing like yeah i would just drink and eat and like gambling

01:32:39.900 honestly so it's like if you're gonna be free for hanging out around that area sure whatever

01:32:43.900 i'm not falling when i first when i first started going to vegas when i was like just turned 21

01:32:48.780 you wouldn't even have to gamble they give you drinks sometimes like it was just like it was so

01:32:52.780 lax because they were like the drinks cost nothing you're gonna give it back like who gives a

01:32:56.620 fuck and also like you can all just penny pinching motherfuckers bro bro vegas used to be poor people

01:33:03.180 heaven like yeah a lot of poor people went there and they lost you know the last little bit of money

01:33:07.020 they had but like if you were just poor but frugal poor you'd have the time of your life for like nothing

01:33:12.060 if i went to vegas too and they were giving me free drinks like just giving me without even

01:33:15.660 gambling i would probably gamble a little bit just because it's like yes it's like i feel like i

01:33:20.060 almost might as well like you're kind of being pretty gracious you're being like i mean don't

01:33:23.900 get me wrong i'm not gonna be like dude that's why they would they would go there and they would play

01:33:28.860 the like the penny slots and they would just get free drinks play penny slots and just sit there all

01:33:32.780 day and just fucking just they would have they would have big they would have big mark signs that would say

01:33:37.420 like like 48 ounce porterhouse 9.99 like it would be like ten dollars for for a steak that today would

01:33:44.460 cost a hundred dollars oh yeah inexpensive good food dude i do have someone want to say there's a

01:33:49.580 i have a patron who hit me up his offer he has a steakhouse in vegas so we're going there so that's

01:33:54.620 fucking sick he's getting his free meals they uh they also would like apparently like their buffets were

01:34:00.220 like crazy and i guess if they weren't even free they were very cheap and now it is like

01:34:04.460 like yeah ridiculous amount of money and the quality is garbage now if you gambled at all

01:34:09.820 if you gambled at all the buffet was free everywhere some of them are good don't go to circus circus

01:34:15.340 yeah circus circus sucks but the buffet is now it's like just jew owned and it's just

01:34:21.020 fucking yeah normally i push back against tops uh you know saying shit like that correct he's not

01:34:25.580 wrong not wrong when it was mob owned it was awesome do you think that's why i say the flamingo man

01:34:31.180 that's the most blown up bro it's gone is atlantic city any good it was awesome

01:34:37.580 atlantic city's jew owned oh that's the steakhouse dude the steakhouse dude's in our chat

01:34:42.060 is he what's up dude what's your steakhouse yeah wait there's no way cubertino is the steakhouse guy

01:34:47.180 it's not it's not the cubert you're thinking of i don't think but yeah i don't know man i don't know

01:34:52.700 plug it we'll we'll plug it to our 50 people i'm gonna eat the

01:34:55.660 fuck out of that shit i'm so ready for a big actually don't plug it i don't think that you

01:34:58.940 want yeah these people there uh jake jake invited me on the show also but oh yeah i don't know when

01:35:04.460 like i don't know i told that faggot no i was like i've gambled at the win yeah i was like honestly

01:35:11.260 i want to talk to winners honestly he invited me on and i and i don't want to go because i don't hate

01:35:15.980 jews enough yeah no i feel i feel like i'd be i'd be out of place you don't have to talk about that on

01:35:21.420 that show you can do whatever you want i'm not gonna like go hard in the jays i mean i'm gonna

01:35:24.700 be talking about oklahoma city i'm sure we'll probably make a couple of you jokes in the second

01:35:28.540 episode every episode of this show is half of it's dedicated to that yeah it's just like i just don't

01:35:33.580 want to talk about i didn't think about this are are the are the feather casinos any better

01:35:39.180 some of them are great some of them are back in the day back in the day after it first got like

01:35:43.900 built and remodeled and spruced up pechanga out in temecula california was sick they'd have

01:35:49.100 fucking professional fights uh live shows yeah like huge they have that up here at uh mohegan

01:35:55.020 sun and foxwoods like that's where you had to go before they like utilize the chong was basically

01:36:00.780 here in tampa they have a nice one too they're pretty they're pretty cool i like them the reason

01:36:05.580 sun has has a wnba team so that's how you know it's awesome i didn't even realize that yeah the

01:36:10.700 connecticut sun played mohegan sun this this is how cheap yo check this out this is how cheap vegas

01:36:15.420 was when i was first in my early 20s when i was just able to gamble i would go to vegas on the

01:36:20.860 weekends with my other alcoholic psychopath friends because we got free drinks at the casinos in vegas

01:36:27.020 and the indian casinos wouldn't give you free drinks you had to pay for them so we would drive

01:36:31.180 to vegas to save money on alcohol i you not and we did this all the time like once a month wait wait

01:36:39.100 so you would save money both on by game like gambling like you were like i had to think about

01:36:45.020 how much money i'm gonna spend gambling and then also the the drive and that's still cheaper than

01:36:48.780 going to get free well because we drank so heavy so like yeah it'd be it'd be legit cheaper to go to

01:36:53.420 vegas and i was really good at poker so i would go there and i'd get shit-faced and i'd usually walk

01:36:58.460 away with 500 to a thousand bucks i gotta play poker against clint at some point you don't want to do

01:37:03.900 you don't want to you don't want to sports bet against me you don't want to play poker against me you

01:37:07.180 you don't want to play basketball against me you don't want to play you don't play volleyball

01:37:10.620 honestly you don't want to do anything against me dog just one question one question when we do

01:37:14.540 the bohemian grove you guys uh gotta hang out at the house a little bit are you guys down to do

01:37:19.020 karaoke hell yeah yeah sure i'd rather not have done karaoke last time with you remember yeah but that

01:37:27.020 was at an ice cream shop like i i have a legit setup here i know i'm just saying if i did it if i did it

01:37:31.580 in fucking public yeah i'll do it with i used to play rock band a bunch but i've never actually done

01:37:36.380 karaoke so but i've i've always wanted to honestly i was playing rock band would actually be really

01:37:41.660 funny too you're gonna walk us through it toad walk you through what karaoke don't stop what are

01:37:48.780 your what are your fucking songs what's your what's your go-to shit toad i mean i've done i've done

01:37:53.980 hundreds you got to read the room yeah it depends on like what the the age of the crowd it's the tower

01:38:00.540 power hour slut to the tower power hour bitch no way jose liberty lock down to the tower power

01:38:07.100 i went bitch read cole top lobster and toad tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang

01:38:18.060 tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang liberty lock is truth say same with lobster cole and jose

01:38:23.580 the vote is嫩 toad is sick no way jose the tower power hour sl art they made day spend all his

01:38:29.100 terlaubacant tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang

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01:38:38.540 that's all folks

Tower Gang - April 23, 2025

Ep 225 - Rigormussy

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