Tower Gang - Ep 223 - Piss Men

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00:00:12.340 Hashtag make a play.

00:00:15.040 Three, four, five.

00:00:16.680 Top loves the productions. 1.00

00:00:21.740 Hello, faggot lovers everywhere. 1.00

00:00:25.180 Ayo, DJ Lavender. 1.00

00:00:27.940 Turn that shit up. 1.00

00:00:29.800 Shake that shit up, cuz. 1.00

00:00:32.700 Right. 1.00

00:00:35.540 Um, here it goes.

00:00:37.040 Ready, Troy?

00:00:39.040 All right, stop.

00:00:40.480 Roll a bowl and listen. 1.00

00:00:42.020 Take all the shit out of the kitchen. 0.99

00:00:43.860 Something got a hold of me tightly while everybody be sleeping nightly. 0.99

00:00:48.020 Will I ever stop, yo?

00:00:49.120 I don't know.

00:00:50.060 I've been up three, four days in a row.

00:00:51.900 To the extreme, I rock a mic like a Vando.

00:00:54.280 Ran out of power and so I'm lighting up candles.

00:00:56.380 Dance, cuz I be on Tweek. 0.99

00:00:58.120 Every damn day of the motherfuckin' week. 0.99

00:01:00.440 That's why I'll never get no sleep. 0.99

00:01:02.340 And I lost my bottom in my top front teeth. 0.99

00:01:04.640 Yeah. 0.99

00:01:05.380 Yo, you know the shit deadly. 1.00

00:01:06.840 And I already know what they tell me. 1.00

00:01:08.760 But I don't care.

00:01:09.640 You know it's not a problem.

00:01:10.920 I just close the blind and I start the rollin'. 0.99

00:01:13.780 Motherfuckin' bowl. 1.00

00:01:14.760 But I'm smokin' ice, ice, baby. 1.00

00:01:18.980 As much as dumb stuff as black people do and as often as they go to prison, where do they 1.00

00:01:24.560 keep coming from? 1.00

00:01:25.600 They are basically farm equipment.

00:01:27.240 That's crazy.

00:01:29.540 If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go. 0.99

00:01:32.140 Put some beans in a dildo. 1.00

00:01:33.980 Fuck the dildo. 1.00

00:01:34.780 And then sell the beans. 1.00

00:01:37.440 Let's go straight up to Israel. 1.00

00:01:38.840 I feel like what I say about black people one day is gonna come to bite me in the ass. 1.00

00:01:52.640 I've just only said the truth. 1.00

00:01:55.380 The next cock up is a very nice cock. 0.99

00:01:59.740 Because it would hurt. 0.99

00:02:00.700 I wouldn't be able to take it.

00:02:04.760 It's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:02:06.640 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:02:08.840 Smokin' ice, ice, baby. 1.00

00:02:13.340 Happy birthday.

00:02:14.160 Toad is in the building.

00:02:15.540 He's, uh, what are you? 1.00

00:02:17.260 Damn you. 1.00

00:02:18.200 27? 1.00

00:02:18.980 7.

00:02:20.380 31?

00:02:21.480 48.

00:02:22.780 48?

00:02:23.580 We specifically said we don't want to address this.

00:02:26.260 I don't know.

00:02:27.000 This is the only thing I want to talk about.

00:02:28.600 I want to talk about Toad's birth.

00:02:31.340 Oh. 0.99

00:02:31.540 I mean, I, I, that was the only time I've ever been in a vagina. 1.00

00:02:35.440 Toad, what do you remember? 0.98

00:02:36.960 What were you eating at your birth?

00:02:38.160 Great moment.

00:02:39.300 I don't remember it, but I know that, uh, the first thing that I did... 1.00

00:02:42.160 The first and only time he ate pussy. 1.00

00:02:43.940 Oh. 1.00

00:02:44.660 Ugh.

00:02:45.560 It was accidental.

00:02:46.900 That's my mouth just...

00:02:47.680 That's a good question. 0.99

00:02:48.620 You've never fucked, but have you ever eaten a girl out? 0.99

00:02:51.360 Gone down on a girl? 0.99

00:02:52.020 That's... 1.00

00:02:52.620 He skips the pussy. 1.00

00:02:54.100 I mean, I know he skips it, but has he done that? 1.00

00:02:56.460 Uh, I, I, I, I skip it.

00:03:01.840 This is... 0.98

00:03:02.520 Well, it's fucking rough. 0.98

00:03:04.120 The record, baby. 0.99

00:03:05.300 That was a weird way to answer it, Toad.

00:03:06.840 Yeah, it was a weird way to answer it.

00:03:08.460 First thing I did when I was born, by the way, is piss on the doctor who delivered me. 1.00

00:03:13.240 I think this dude's eating pussy. 1.00

00:03:14.960 I think he has eaten pussy. 1.00

00:03:16.220 I think he has eaten pussy. 1.00

00:03:17.140 He doesn't want to tell us a story about it. 1.00

00:03:18.060 I think you, I think you ate a hooker's pussy. 1.00

00:03:20.260 And that's crazy. 1.00

00:03:21.000 Oh, gross. 0.74

00:03:21.500 She tried to get me. 1.00

00:03:22.400 I think he's going to spin this and he's going to be like, oh, hey, pussy. 1.00

00:03:26.500 Did you just hear that? 1.00

00:03:27.580 He said she tried to get me to, though.

00:03:30.020 Yeah, yeah, we remember that story. 1.00

00:03:30.580 Did you just say a hooker tried to get you to eat your pussy? 1.00

00:03:33.360 I told you this on the show, yeah. 1.00

00:03:34.620 It was a stripper. 1.00

00:03:35.180 Oh, okay.

00:03:35.780 I usually zone out and you tell stories. 1.00

00:03:37.320 I think she was a hooker. 1.00

00:03:38.360 I mean, all those strippers at that place were hookers. 1.00

00:03:40.160 You're talking about those two, those two 15-year-olds in France? 0.97

00:03:43.060 I get it.

00:03:43.420 Listen.

00:03:43.660 No, that was a different story.

00:03:45.100 We got to talk about Toad's...

00:03:46.420 There were three of them.

00:03:47.400 We have to talk about his birthday.

00:03:48.980 How old are you?

00:03:50.060 How old are you now, Toad?

00:03:52.240 40.

00:03:53.500 Wow.

00:03:54.060 Oh, so like 40.

00:03:55.520 Big 40.

00:03:56.140 Big 40. 0.56

00:03:57.220 Yeah, I've been thinking about killing myself all day. 1.00

00:03:59.700 Man, what an old piece of shit this guy is, right? 1.00

00:04:02.100 I hate it. 1.00

00:04:03.260 I hate myself. 0.99

00:04:04.400 I hate my life.

00:04:05.240 I've accomplished nothing.

00:04:06.180 Do you ever just think about making some major changes to your life or are you just going

00:04:09.260 to keep on just sailing away at the same old way you're going, you know?

00:04:13.980 I like the feeling of sailing away, man.

00:04:16.020 Yeah, I get that.

00:04:17.520 Dude, you know what I was just thinking about?

00:04:19.060 How worthless people over 40 are, you know what I mean?

00:04:22.980 Yeah.

00:04:23.360 Especially when they have no will to make any changes when they're living like a dead-end

00:04:27.460 life, you know?

00:04:28.660 I don't know.

00:04:29.320 Yeah.

00:04:30.100 You know, podcasting with a bunch of dudes with Noonans?

00:04:33.000 Yeah, why would I be doing that?

00:04:35.160 This reminds me.

00:04:36.260 I'm going to pull this up.

00:04:37.480 Go ahead.

00:04:37.740 Keep on talking, guys. 0.99

00:04:38.580 When fucking Owen sang Sailin' Away for Toad. 0.99

00:04:43.680 You guys remember that? 0.99

00:04:44.220 Oh, great.

00:04:44.620 Great one.

00:04:44.900 Oh, yeah.

00:04:45.260 It seems like an entire lifetime ago.

00:04:46.840 Yeah, that's right.

00:04:47.380 I forgot about that.

00:04:48.480 What episode?

00:04:49.080 Oh, okay.

00:04:49.520 I found it.

00:04:50.260 It was the first time he was on.

00:04:51.620 It was the first time he was on.

00:04:52.920 Wow.

00:04:53.140 This is, actually, this is a good question.

00:04:54.720 So, you have New Year's resolutions.

00:04:57.180 This is a New Decades resolution.

00:04:59.380 It's a New Year's resolution.

00:05:00.860 From 40 to 50.

00:05:01.920 The name on this guy just really just made me laugh. 0.99

00:05:04.860 The guy kicking nigger stuff. 1.00

00:05:06.560 Very aggressive. 0.99

00:05:08.460 From 40 to 50.

00:05:09.520 Thank you, Rumble.

00:05:10.240 This is your New Decades resolution.

00:05:13.340 What shall you resolute to do?

00:05:18.580 I can't think that far ahead, man.

00:05:21.300 You can't think.

00:05:21.760 I mean, it's now.

00:05:22.760 So, it's not ahead.

00:05:23.820 It's now.

00:05:24.180 Oh, is it?

00:05:24.880 Yeah, it's now.

00:05:25.780 It starts today.

00:05:27.760 I got to start a new career, man.

00:05:29.140 AI is going to try to take my job. 1.00

00:05:30.860 I'm not dealing with that shit. 1.00

00:05:32.200 No, it's going to take your job, 100%. 1.00

00:05:33.660 This is, man.

00:05:34.440 It's crazy.

00:05:35.360 This is our birthday gift to you.

00:05:36.400 I'm not going to let it.

00:05:37.300 I'm going to leave.

00:05:38.240 Nobody prepared, Toad.

00:05:39.320 So, here we go.

00:05:40.220 I just want to ask Owen if he'd be willing to give us some sort of serenade on his way

00:05:43.920 out.

00:05:44.200 I don't know if that's too much to ask.

00:05:45.760 No, I can totally do it.

00:05:46.960 This is when Toad finally dies.

00:05:52.220 It's my funeral, Durge.

00:05:55.280 Yeah.

00:05:57.600 Beautiful.

00:05:58.480 This is amazing.

00:05:59.700 Yeah.

00:06:00.860 Time's in a little quick.

00:06:05.020 I forgot.

00:06:05.520 Could you pause it? 1.00

00:06:06.280 Shut the fuck up, Toad. 1.00

00:06:07.740 I just forgot how irritating Toad is. 1.00

00:06:10.640 You know what I mean?

00:06:11.260 He starts singing over Owen Benjamin.

00:06:12.860 He starts singing.

00:06:13.640 It's a professional pianist, and Toad's just like, I'm going to ruin this moment.

00:06:18.040 It's amazing.

00:06:18.540 It's like, hey, Owen, can you serenade us real quick?

00:06:21.440 And then Toad's like, yeah, I can, buddy.

00:06:24.240 I got you. 1.00

00:06:24.940 I got you, bitch. 1.00

00:06:25.760 To be fair, I could see how he misread the situation. 1.00

00:06:28.840 I remember watching this later and being like, oh, he's like, oh, we're all going to sing

00:06:33.160 together.

00:06:33.920 And then he just started singing.

00:06:35.500 And then you guys are just saying, but Owen is just, oh, now he's singing.

00:06:39.940 And you're like, now you're like, I got to back out of this singing situation.

00:06:42.920 No, because you have Toad, and then the other three of us understood what was going on, and

00:06:47.920 Toad, like, didn't.

00:06:48.760 So it's natural for...

00:06:50.780 Toad does not pick up social cues.

00:06:52.920 It couldn't have been more explicit.

00:06:54.240 I said, Owen, can you serenade Toad?

00:06:56.840 And then Toad serenaded back. 0.83

00:06:58.720 It's just...

00:06:59.280 Toad was just like, immediately like, oh, I know this song.

00:07:02.380 This is clearly a song that we're all going to sing.

00:07:04.560 It's like a can't fire song we all know.

00:07:07.200 A consummate professional by Owen didn't stop.

00:07:11.860 Didn't acknowledge it all, and just kept running right through.

00:07:14.620 Thank God.

00:07:15.160 Here we go.

00:07:15.600 Here we go. 1.00

00:07:15.980 Let's fucking continue. 1.00

00:07:17.680 Hell yeah. 1.00

00:07:18.940 38 years old, didn't know what to do with it.

00:07:24.900 He lives in Boston, M.A. 0.94

00:07:31.480 After talking to him for an hour, I'm sure he's full-blown gay. 1.00

00:07:38.240 He's a toad looking for a... 1.00

00:07:41.860 Little frog.

00:07:44.940 I'm pretty sure he has a...

00:07:47.940 Half-inch heart.

00:07:51.560 And he's dead. 1.00

00:07:53.860 He's gonna die. 0.99

00:07:59.100 And he is dead. 0.99

00:08:03.220 Oh my God. 0.53

00:08:04.220 Absolutely killed it, dude.

00:08:06.820 Beautiful.

00:08:07.300 Oh my God.

00:08:07.840 Dude, I was crying, man.

00:08:09.520 That was crying.

00:08:11.300 Come on, ladies and gentlemen.

00:08:12.920 Come on.

00:08:13.220 One of the various moments, yeah.

00:08:15.140 Of my life, to be honest.

00:08:16.760 I think we should do that every year on your birthday.

00:08:19.400 That's just our birthday to give to you every year.

00:08:21.220 I think that's our running tradition.

00:08:22.840 Just play Owen Benjamin's serenade.

00:08:23.300 I don't think...

00:08:24.580 Oh, oh, play it.

00:08:25.440 I was like, I don't think we can just get Owen every time he has a birthday.

00:08:27.880 No, no, no.

00:08:28.160 Just play that clip every... 1.00

00:08:29.960 Fucking sing for us. 1.00

00:08:32.440 Hey, Owen, it's Toad's birthday. 1.00

00:08:34.360 Get your fucking ass on stream. 1.00

00:08:35.700 Honestly, for Toad, I think you'd do it. 1.00

00:08:37.140 Again, just a different one.

00:08:37.960 I think he probably would, but...

00:08:39.380 I think our gift to him should every year try to incite a mob against him for him being 0.96

00:08:43.620 a pedophile. 0.68

00:08:44.540 That way we can force him to actually make some real change in his life, probably move 0.96

00:08:49.320 to a new area, start over. 0.91

00:08:50.500 And also, the older he gets, also, the more it makes sense that he's a pedophile, too. 0.89

00:08:55.240 I feel like...

00:08:56.280 Why don't I move when I'm in the city that most protects pedophiles?

00:09:01.220 Is that true?

00:09:01.720 That's actually a good idea.

00:09:03.100 Good point. 0.99

00:09:04.800 Damn. 0.99

00:09:05.260 That's why he's not leaving. 0.99

00:09:07.520 That's why he doesn't want to get out of here.

00:09:09.100 Massachusetts, the pedophile haven?

00:09:11.080 I didn't know that.

00:09:11.800 I can't leave, according to the law.

00:09:15.520 I will be arrested once I step foot out of Massachusetts.

00:09:18.540 The government won't let me leave, so...

00:09:20.820 I can only be gone for 36 hours until they...

00:09:22.860 Speaking of obvious pedophiles, you guys seen my war with Michael Tracy today?

00:09:27.760 Michael who? 0.55

00:09:28.800 Tracy.

00:09:29.880 The perennially disheveled Michael Tracy?

00:09:32.480 Yeah, yeah.

00:09:33.540 Speaking of... 0.94

00:09:34.180 Okay, I get it, because he does kind of look like a pedophile.

00:09:36.340 I mean, I'm not saying he all is, but he does very much bear the resemblance of one 0.60

00:09:41.900 to an uncanny degree.

00:09:42.660 Well, yeah, he looks a little bit like you, but worse. 0.89

00:09:45.740 Well, actually, yeah, he does look worse than toad.

00:09:47.460 It's kind of wild.

00:09:48.360 What happened?

00:09:50.000 Oh, it's not really relevant.

00:09:51.360 I just wanted to...

00:09:52.460 Honestly, I was just thinking about the saying perennially disheveled, and I wanted to say

00:09:56.320 it, so...

00:09:56.540 Clint's just salty that he got schooled with facts and logic, so...

00:10:00.340 Facts and logic, like, you voted for this.

00:10:05.240 Brilliant.

00:10:06.100 What?

00:10:06.860 No, Clint was right.

00:10:08.120 I don't even really know.

00:10:09.840 I don't know.

00:10:10.840 Michael Tracy's just being...

00:10:11.980 I don't need to recap all this.

00:10:13.620 I did have a thought, because right before the pre-show ended, we said something about

00:10:19.380 how Clint would be the guy to make up micro naps as a thing, as, like, literally just

00:10:23.980 being, like, just being out, and I was thinking...

00:10:27.800 They're called power naps. 0.58

00:10:29.060 Clint probably might be the type of nigga to call, like, make up nano naps, and it's 1.00

00:10:33.380 just when he blinks, and he's just like, yeah, that's a nap right there. 0.79

00:10:36.020 Just every time I blink, I'm just napping.

00:10:39.080 I get, like, 100,000 naps in a day.

00:10:42.340 That's true.

00:10:43.380 Yeah, they're all a split second, yeah.

00:10:45.380 I wonder if Kobe did that, because Kobe famously only slept three hours a night.

00:10:48.780 But I wonder if he was getting micro naps every time he blinked.

00:10:51.020 I think his pilot was having a nap.

00:10:52.380 Yo, is it present tense?

00:10:54.220 Is it blank?

00:10:54.900 Every time he blank?

00:10:56.160 Every time he blank.

00:10:57.240 He'd be blanking.

00:10:58.640 Every time he blinking?

00:11:00.720 Every time he blinkity blank blank.

00:11:03.040 There's no way he was performing at that level with only three hours of sleep.

00:11:06.240 He had to have been napping a bunch.

00:11:07.380 Thank you for someone, I can't remember who it was, tweeted this at me, and then I was

00:11:11.580 like, I did send this to our group, because I said this is Clint's next girlfriend

00:11:17.160 and or the opposite of Elizabeth. 0.64

00:11:19.920 All right, run it.

00:11:20.160 Do you think this girl lost a lot of weight? 1.00

00:11:24.000 No.

00:11:24.880 No. 1.00

00:11:25.720 She didn't have previous fat bitch energy. 1.00

00:11:27.760 No. 1.00

00:11:28.060 Like, look energy. 0.99

00:11:29.560 But if she's that good at sucking, she does. 1.00

00:11:31.160 She has, I will say this, she has future fat bitch energy, though. 1.00

00:11:34.540 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:11:35.140 She's sucking peanut butter. 0.99

00:11:35.620 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:11:35.940 If you're sucking peanut butter, yeah.

00:11:37.700 No, it's not even that.

00:11:38.880 It's not even that.

00:11:39.900 It's not even that.

00:11:40.460 Look at her face.

00:11:40.960 Doesn't bode well for your life trajectory.

00:11:42.820 Look at her face. 1.00

00:11:43.440 She has the face of a future fat bitch. 1.00

00:11:45.940 I'm just being honest. 1.00

00:11:47.140 Like, it's not, like, she's beautiful right now, but she's going to be fat. 1.00

00:11:49.900 She might be 18, like, 18 here by 28. 0.79

00:11:53.240 She's going to be, she's 28 times larger.

00:11:55.940 She's two bills by 28. 0.97

00:11:57.660 She's three bills by 40. 0.93

00:11:58.640 This is what.

00:11:59.240 I see it all over.

00:12:00.420 That's excessive.

00:12:01.820 This is what Honey Boo Boo's mom looked like before. 1.00

00:12:04.260 Like, bitches like this, when they get fat, it looks like they just put on a fat suit. 1.00

00:12:07.360 It's a great point. 0.99

00:12:07.940 I got a lot of questions asking if I can do crunchy peanut butter.

00:12:12.460 So, I got the Peter Pan crunchy peanut butter, and yes, I can.

00:12:17.200 Wow.

00:12:18.120 By the way, it is a minute long, but once you see the peanut butter slowly start crawling up

00:12:24.120 that straw.

00:12:24.440 Put it on, like, 2X or something so we can see it coming up.

00:12:25.960 Yeah, dude, it hasn't signed up the straw yet. 0.99

00:12:28.200 Holy fuck. 0.99

00:12:29.480 Don't you dare fast forward through this. 1.00

00:12:31.760 Don't. 0.89

00:12:32.300 It's kind of ridiculous. 0.97

00:12:34.440 By the way, fast forward, it makes it way more sexual. 0.98

00:12:36.500 This is the peanut butter mythical.

00:12:40.020 Dude, look at that. 0.67

00:12:41.760 That's insane. 1.00

00:12:44.620 Dude, she's sucking peanuts up that motherfucker. 1.00

00:12:47.220 It was. 1.00

00:12:47.720 It's a chunky one, right?

00:12:48.740 Yeah, she said it's crunchy.

00:12:51.360 By the way, I feel like the Peter Pan peanut butter is not the thickest peanut butter, is

00:12:55.320 it?

00:12:55.460 I don't feel like it's...

00:12:55.940 Definitely a little bit more, but it's not the best.

00:12:58.040 Oh, my God.

00:12:59.140 It's insane. 1.00

00:12:59.760 Dude, she could suck, like, a stone through your pee hole, man. 1.00

00:13:05.500 I guess you just read the actual tweet where it says, she can suck a kidney stone through 1.00

00:13:10.040 a penis. 1.00

00:13:10.560 No, I didn't actually. 1.00

00:13:11.700 Thanks for talking about that.

00:13:12.620 Literally, the actual reply was, ma'am, I have a kidney stone.

00:13:15.660 Are you serious, guys?

00:13:16.040 I'm going to be a doctor. 0.99

00:13:16.820 I bet you she could suck a golf ball out of a garden of those guys. 1.00

00:13:22.120 Actually, she might be able to. 1.00

00:13:23.860 I bet she could suck the polish off a tail hitch. 1.00

00:13:27.120 I bet she she sucks the penis really good. 1.00

00:13:29.120 The chrome off a tight heel hitch. 1.00

00:13:31.460 All right.

00:13:31.820 I think it's not tail hitch.

00:13:32.760 What do they say?

00:13:33.740 A tail pipe?

00:13:34.840 I don't know.

00:13:35.160 Not a tail pipe.

00:13:35.980 A golf ball through a straw.

00:13:36.580 Dude, can you imagine some chick just sucking the chrome off a tail pipe? 1.00

00:13:40.620 She can do it. 0.99

00:13:42.020 Don't turn your car on.

00:13:43.760 We did talk before.

00:13:45.220 Was this...

00:13:45.800 Is this something that...

00:13:46.880 Oh, because...

00:13:47.340 Oh, but Clint wasn't here. 1.00

00:13:48.040 Is this something you think does lend itself to dick sucking? 1.00

00:13:52.280 Yeah, dude. 1.00

00:13:53.080 Yeah.

00:13:53.300 Well, not in and of itself.

00:13:56.380 I think the energy required to get good at this also is going to be the energy of someone

00:14:03.000 who's all about... 1.00

00:14:03.880 Gets really good at sucking dick. 1.00

00:14:04.540 Trailer hitch, there it is. 1.00

00:14:05.280 Dude, imagine how good she would be at sucking a pencil dick, though. 1.00

00:14:08.200 But inherently having really good suction like that, I don't think inherently makes your 1.00

00:14:13.020 dick sucking better. 1.00

00:14:13.720 How desensitizes everybody here that you just read Trailer Hitch and not the name? 0.99

00:14:17.880 That's because...

00:14:18.840 I feel like, oh, Trailer Hitch.

00:14:21.480 This would...

00:14:22.300 Like, it would destroy, like, any other...

00:14:25.620 If that got brought up on any other stream, anybody else out there, it would be like...

00:14:29.280 He should go comment on this.

00:14:29.880 Just cancel them immediately.

00:14:31.340 Wait, we...

00:14:31.880 I need to...

00:14:32.500 Kick this guy out to chat.

00:14:33.320 I need to debate with Jose on this. 0.99

00:14:35.320 You don't think that suction is a prerequisite to top-notch toe-curling blowjobs? 0.97

00:14:41.560 No, not particularly. 0.81

00:14:42.580 I mean, you need to have some decent suction, but, like, I don't know.

00:14:46.740 Like, there's, like, a cap where you're like, all right, dude.

00:14:49.680 Like, why are we sucking so hard?

00:14:51.140 It's not the suction, though.

00:14:51.960 It's more like... 1.00

00:14:52.960 Shut up. 1.00

00:14:53.940 Have you ever had someone suck so hard, you're like, too hard? 1.00

00:14:57.340 No, I've had, like, weird BJs where you get too much suction, and it feels weird. 0.98

00:15:04.800 You're like, what are you doing?

00:15:05.720 Just in and out.

00:15:07.460 Jose, Jose, I will...

00:15:09.600 It's the motion, man.

00:15:11.000 No, Jose, I'll press back against both of you.

00:15:13.360 I'll press back against both of you.

00:15:14.480 Is that... 1.00

00:15:15.000 Shut the fuck up, Toad. 1.00

00:15:16.180 Penis pumps exist. 1.00

00:15:17.020 I don't know shit about BJs, so I'll push back against you. 1.00

00:15:19.600 No, no, no, no, no. 1.00

00:15:20.700 Both of you are fucking... 1.00

00:15:22.680 You've had, like, eight blowjobs, never came. 1.00

00:15:25.500 This guy's never had any blowjobs. 0.99

00:15:26.840 I don't hear from you. 0.99

00:15:27.540 No, I'm not talking about experience.

00:15:30.420 I'm talking about because Jose's saying suction doesn't matter, and I...

00:15:34.620 I mean, it doesn't matter.

00:15:35.340 Go back.

00:15:35.720 Hold on.

00:15:36.140 No, let me finish.

00:15:37.140 Let me finish. 0.98

00:15:37.700 I push back at that just saying penis pumps exist, and so that's all suction. 1.00

00:15:43.120 Yeah, but those are supposed to enlarge your penis. 1.00

00:15:45.340 What do you think it's going to do when she's in her mouth? 1.00

00:15:47.760 That's about making your dick bigger, you dumb slut. 1.00

00:15:50.080 No, no. 1.00

00:15:50.780 Penis pumps are for pleasure as well. 0.99

00:15:53.420 No, they're not. 0.98

00:15:53.900 They don't make you... 1.00

00:15:54.380 No, they're for you dumb fuck. 1.00

00:15:55.380 I'm pretty sure they are. 1.00

00:15:57.280 Oh, guys, you're letting your niggers get out of hand. 1.00

00:16:03.780 I'm sure there's some sick, weird homos that are like, get turned on by that shit out there, 1.00

00:16:08.320 but it's primarily a thing for... 1.00

00:16:09.320 Well, consider me a weird, sick homo. 0.99

00:16:11.420 That's my bad. 1.00

00:16:12.180 Oh, it's so weird to not like it when my dick gets stretched and it feels engorged and like, 0.99

00:16:17.740 oh, it's just from all angles. 0.99

00:16:19.460 You can orgasm, but you may not release semen. 0.97

00:16:22.140 Nobody wants a girl that does that old. 1.00

00:16:24.020 It's like, that's her only trick.

00:16:25.300 I'd be like, stop it.

00:16:26.200 It's like a girl that... 1.00

00:16:27.560 That's like getting a hickey.

00:16:28.740 She'd be giving you a hickey. 1.00

00:16:29.780 It's like, what are you doing?

00:16:30.580 Like, nobody wants...

00:16:31.300 You want to get kissed.

00:16:32.040 Hold up.

00:16:33.020 Hold up. 0.99

00:16:33.580 I've never had a girl that successfully gave my dick a hickey, but I am prepared to find 1.00

00:16:37.920 out if it's possible. 1.00

00:16:39.340 That sounds painful, dog.

00:16:40.180 Sounds painful.

00:16:40.580 But I will say this.

00:16:41.880 Wouldn't it make... 1.00

00:16:43.180 Wouldn't it be like, at the same time you're getting a blowjob, also your dick is getting 1.00

00:16:46.260 bigger? 1.00

00:16:46.600 So this is a downside?

00:16:47.680 I feel like that's a great thing.

00:16:48.540 I'll be honest with you.

00:16:49.200 It probably would hurt you. 1.00

00:16:50.280 It probably could kill you. 1.00

00:16:51.340 Like, if she gave you a hickey on your dick, it would cause a blood clot in your penis, 1.00

00:16:55.820 and you'd probably have a stroke or something like that. 1.00

00:16:57.880 You'd probably die from that. 1.00

00:16:58.760 Yeah, a dicky. 1.00

00:16:59.160 Yo, that bitch gave me a dicky for real. 1.00

00:17:01.440 Because of blood to calcify, then break up and hit your heart. 1.00

00:17:05.120 Yeah, dude. 1.00

00:17:06.280 Imagine dying death by blowjob. 1.00

00:17:07.960 That's how I want to go. 1.00

00:17:13.540 That's it.

00:17:14.140 Yeah, I don't know.

00:17:14.600 I don't...

00:17:15.040 I never understood the whole using a sock for...

00:17:18.760 Anybody else?

00:17:19.420 I always thought that was weird.

00:17:20.360 Yeah, we've talked about this.

00:17:21.240 I think it did for maybe a couple weeks when I was a little kid, and then you realize, 0.98

00:17:25.520 like, just fucking none on the floor. 0.97

00:17:26.960 Who cares? 0.99

00:17:27.440 It's got...

00:17:27.960 I guess...

00:17:28.780 No.

00:17:30.280 You got a nut in the shower, or...

00:17:32.440 I have my fair share of nuts on the floor.

00:17:34.840 And you just clean it up. 1.00

00:17:35.360 Goddamn Alpha Predator! 1.00

00:17:41.300 Just busting on your fucking living room floor and shit. 1.00

00:17:45.020 I can't do that, man. 1.00

00:17:45.920 I don't want to fuck up my floor. 1.00

00:17:48.020 Oh, it's different when you're not a fucking child. 1.00

00:17:50.480 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:17:51.500 When I'm paying for that carpet, I'm not nutting on it.

00:17:54.780 No, hardwood.

00:17:55.860 You can nut on hardwood.

00:17:57.200 Yeah.

00:17:57.580 It cleans up easy.

00:17:58.800 Yeah, just wipe it off.

00:17:59.840 Who cares?

00:18:00.460 What are you talking about?

00:18:01.520 No, I don't want to...

00:18:02.680 It's like, no, you can't.

00:18:03.980 You don't understand the type of ropes Toad be shooting.

00:18:06.600 Yeah.

00:18:07.040 Dude, I've shot them, like, over my own shoulder. 0.86

00:18:08.640 Just acidic ropes.

00:18:09.940 It's not that it's volume. 1.00

00:18:11.100 It's just acid coming out of his dick. 1.00

00:18:12.840 Hold on, hold on. 1.00

00:18:13.420 Toad, you've nutted over your shoulder before?

00:18:15.560 Yeah.

00:18:16.420 Wow.

00:18:18.380 Like a continental soldier? 1.00

00:18:20.180 There was a really hot bitch sitting behind him on the train. 1.00

00:18:22.460 Like a continental soldier? 1.00

00:18:24.020 Does your dick hang low? 1.00

00:18:28.240 Absolutely not. 1.00

00:18:30.480 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:18:34.540 Man, I just was thinking about, like, to what a degree Clint takes getting his dick sucked 1.00

00:18:38.980 for granted. 1.00

00:18:39.720 He doesn't even think about logistics of, like, what makes a good dick sucking. 1.00

00:18:42.900 He's like, I just imagine you suck it real good, right? 1.00

00:18:46.020 I bet you're great. 1.00

00:18:47.060 That's how un-gay Clint is. 1.00

00:18:49.100 He doesn't even think about the mechanics of dick sucking. 1.00

00:18:51.920 He just thinks you're going to suck my dick, and I'm going to like it. 1.00

00:18:54.840 Let's go. 1.00

00:18:55.620 Honestly, I think that is kind of my threshold.

00:18:57.720 If you're doing it, I'm liking it.

00:18:59.320 You do it, I like it. 0.99

00:19:03.300 I've had a bad blowjob. 0.99

00:19:04.620 Yeah, I have. 0.99

00:19:05.180 But it's like, I still appreciate it.

00:19:06.980 When you're getting 10 a day.

00:19:08.840 I still appreciate it. 0.99

00:19:10.000 I was still like, the probability of a bad blowjob. 0.98

00:19:11.800 The bad blowjob doesn't stick around for more than a few weeks, so who cares? 0.97

00:19:14.040 Yeah, I mean, yeah, I didn't talk to her again, but I was like, you're cool. 0.99

00:19:18.800 Have a good one. 0.99

00:19:19.560 Call them bad blowjobs. 1.00

00:19:24.140 Give me one resolution for your fucking next decade of life. 1.00

00:19:28.940 Get a bad blowjob. 1.00

00:19:30.440 Hold on. 1.00

00:19:30.960 Go ahead, Toad.

00:19:33.160 Why are we playing sad music?

00:19:34.940 Well, because it's probably going to be sad, Toad.

00:19:37.220 Is it?

00:19:37.780 It's going to be something like, I want to make more gambling.

00:19:40.920 No, I already gave you it.

00:19:41.900 It was to change my career path for the better.

00:19:45.980 To what?

00:19:47.880 That's not a New Year's resolution.

00:19:49.360 Is that a New Year's resolution?

00:19:51.760 Oh, Toad, you can't become a professional podcasting.

00:19:54.140 It's a new decades.

00:19:55.560 You are not at that threshold yet, buddy.

00:19:57.920 What?

00:19:59.020 Oh.

00:20:00.000 You can't replace a six-figure salary with your podcasting skills.

00:20:04.060 We need a real estate conversation about the facts on the ground.

00:20:07.600 Sports gambling it is, baby.

00:20:09.020 You have, like, 100 subscribers on your show.

00:20:11.820 Don't do that.

00:20:12.980 241.

00:20:13.860 Okay.

00:20:14.500 But that's not enough.

00:20:15.760 I mean, you'd have to have, what is that?

00:20:18.280 You'd have to have, like, a...

00:20:19.300 He has an insane amount of volume.

00:20:21.220 So, if you think about the ads applied to that continuously, day by day...

00:20:25.200 I'm just not doing it right.

00:20:27.420 There you go.

00:20:27.800 Is it 241? 1.00

00:20:28.880 Killing it. 0.99

00:20:29.660 1912. 0.98

00:20:30.320 That was a win right there.

00:20:31.440 That Brewers under there?

00:20:33.320 Yeah, that was a win. 0.99

00:20:34.460 Clint, if you had the work ethic of Toad, you would be a fucking superstar right now. 0.99

00:20:38.960 You'd be... 0.99

00:20:39.440 No, you're right.

00:20:41.140 Honestly, you're right.

00:20:42.020 If I...

00:20:42.380 If I went as hard as him, I would be doing pretty good.

00:20:45.140 If you grinded and you put all your autism... 0.90

00:20:47.780 He is the hardest.

00:20:48.980 Grounded.

00:20:49.920 Grounded.

00:20:50.040 That's all that's missing from Toad.

00:20:51.560 He just really needs to commit more.

00:20:52.960 If you, like, fully grunted it, though...

00:20:55.760 It's like, Toad, I think what the problem is is that you don't do enough work on this thing.

00:20:59.680 It's like dotting the game.

00:21:00.560 You need to put in more.

00:21:01.480 All right.

00:21:01.760 I just did the math.

00:21:02.960 You have...

00:21:03.200 No, I agree, actually.

00:21:04.020 I don't do enough.

00:21:04.540 Hold on.

00:21:05.120 I just...

00:21:05.540 No, you do more than...

00:21:06.420 You do too much.

00:21:07.420 No.

00:21:07.700 I just did the math.

00:21:09.260 For your 241 subscribers, if they all pay you $415, you will make $100,000 a year.

00:21:15.040 I don't think you're going to get that.

00:21:16.500 I don't know.

00:21:16.900 That would be good.

00:21:18.140 That is definitely a pay cut.

00:21:20.380 669 videos.

00:21:21.420 Nice.

00:21:22.020 It's a pay cut, but it might be worth it because I wouldn't...

00:21:24.520 Wait, wait, wait.

00:21:24.980 He has 669 videos?

00:21:27.900 Yeah, don't...

00:21:28.380 I thought I had more.

00:21:28.680 Let me just...

00:21:29.920 By the way, you should compare it to Netflix.

00:21:31.800 I have a hundred.

00:21:33.320 They put 669 videos out a week.

00:21:36.300 That's true.

00:21:36.900 I put out two today.

00:21:38.480 Do you think we can even find people with comparable subscriber to video ratios?

00:21:42.680 Yes.

00:21:43.240 Easily.

00:21:44.140 I'm the best, baby.

00:21:45.900 Actually, wait.

00:21:46.520 What is Buck 2 Jesus doing? 0.85

00:21:47.920 I have the highest video to subscriber ratio you've ever seen, man.

00:21:52.060 It just keeps getting worse.

00:21:53.760 That's a terrible thing to have.

00:21:58.320 I thought it was good.

00:21:59.620 Dude, you're getting one subscriber for every three videos you put out.

00:22:03.520 How are you losing to Buck 2 Jesus? 0.88

00:22:06.160 Even her ratio is better than yours. 0.53

00:22:08.220 Because I'm not as repulsive.

00:22:11.500 I don't know.

00:22:11.960 By the way, Clint has a point there, Toad.

00:22:16.340 You get one subscriber every three videos, which means put out more videos.

00:22:20.240 That's what the point is.

00:22:21.980 That's the only way to do it, yeah.

00:22:23.200 Instead, you can quit your job and you need to do a morning and an afternoon stream.

00:22:27.360 Yes.

00:22:28.460 Daily.

00:22:29.060 Daily.

00:22:29.420 Seven days a week.

00:22:30.500 I did a morning and an evening one today.

00:22:34.080 Three videos a day.

00:22:35.320 You'll be at a thousand subscribers in two years, Toad.

00:22:42.560 So crazy.

00:22:43.360 Is that good?

00:22:44.580 No.

00:22:44.820 If you think about it, you're getting ad revenue from them the entire way through.

00:22:48.140 If you get an advertiser with you, too, then you can make some money.

00:22:54.660 I'm just thinking about that.

00:22:55.880 It would take them two years to get to it.

00:22:57.820 If it was three videos per person that subscribes to them, it would take two years.

00:23:03.300 I've got 20.

00:23:03.920 Nobody puts out more sports gambling content than I do, and nobody puts out as much that

00:23:07.940 was losing in the month of March.

00:23:09.580 She's doing numbers. 0.99

00:23:10.480 3.2 thousand views on this video.

00:23:12.980 That's all because of us.

00:23:14.260 It literally says, Greg has bloomed fully 2025.

00:23:17.120 That is creepy. 0.98

00:23:18.120 What the fuck does that mean? 0.99

00:23:19.980 Greg flowered again. 0.99

00:23:22.820 Oh, Greg's his husband.

00:23:24.420 Greg has unfurled.

00:23:25.260 The top part of him has bloomed.

00:23:27.060 No.

00:23:27.420 Greg is the flower.

00:23:28.200 And the other side is starting to as well.

00:23:29.920 Oh, I'm so excited.

00:23:30.880 I can't wait to see what it looks like fully unfurled.

00:23:33.940 Oh, my gosh.

00:23:35.900 This is not a drill.

00:23:37.580 Greg has unfurled.

00:23:39.720 The top part of him has bloomed.

00:23:42.140 And the other sides are starting to as well.

00:23:44.600 Oh, I'm so excited.

00:23:45.640 I can't wait to see what it looks like fully unfurled.

00:23:48.120 I'm so happy for her.

00:23:49.840 Toad, I just want to, just to give you a frame.

00:23:52.040 Yeah, she named her flower. 0.90

00:23:53.060 Just to give you a frame of reference, Toad.

00:23:54.460 Yeah.

00:23:54.660 I've put on 153 subscribers for every show I've done.

00:23:58.920 You've put on 0.33.

00:24:03.940 So, you're going to have to find a different career path.

00:24:06.180 I don't think it's going to be sports betting.

00:24:07.300 Put that in terms of comparison of, like, multiplier.

00:24:10.580 No, it could be sports betting.

00:24:11.400 Like, what is a multiplier of one to the other?

00:24:13.960 We're sub one.

00:24:15.240 This is probably at least a 300x right here we're talking.

00:24:18.380 Oh, no.

00:24:18.700 It's 450 to one.

00:24:19.960 No, Clint, I can move money by just doing the betting.

00:24:22.400 It doesn't have to be the content.

00:24:23.920 You know what I mean?

00:24:24.300 And this dude puts the same, it's the same thumbnail on every one show.

00:24:29.160 Oh, my God.

00:24:29.660 He's like me.

00:24:30.420 Look at him.

00:24:31.640 No, he's not beating me. 1.00

00:24:32.600 He's insane. 0.58

00:24:33.040 I've only put out 150. 0.53

00:24:33.660 Never over 100. 0.99

00:24:34.760 I think at one time we got him over 100, I think, when we were fucking with him. 0.89

00:24:38.140 I feel like I'm going to have a seizure, like, looking at this guy's page.

00:24:40.160 Dude, how does he have that many subscribers and no views? 0.94

00:24:43.040 It's the Jews, dude. 1.00

00:24:44.180 Because it's bots.

00:24:45.440 They're all paid.

00:24:46.120 This is like the Opie and Anthony, well, the Opie phenomenon.

00:24:49.460 There's a limit to their dark power.

00:24:51.440 They can only go so far.

00:24:52.600 Wait, they're dark power?

00:24:57.280 Israel, bro.

00:24:58.340 Yeah.

00:24:58.540 Straight up to Israel. 0.93

00:24:59.760 I should have figured.

00:25:01.460 Definitely.

00:25:02.160 I'm not even joking.

00:25:04.000 Yeah.

00:25:04.260 I've been out of the loop.

00:25:05.460 Can someone inform me what the Jews have done in the last week? 1.00

00:25:08.760 Jew shit? 1.00

00:25:09.400 I don't know. 1.00

00:25:09.840 I know.

00:25:10.260 I just want to know. 1.00

00:25:10.980 Just current events, Jew shit. 1.00

00:25:12.020 We're really close to war with Iran. 1.00

00:25:13.900 Pretty much every neighbor of theirs they've bombed or fucked with or just flagrantly just 1.00

00:25:20.440 done awful crazy shit to. 1.00

00:25:23.120 And, yeah. 0.98

00:25:24.540 The only thing I watched a video about the JFK files.

00:25:28.160 Didn't seem like it was like...

00:25:30.760 There was little stuff in there that I thought was interesting.

00:25:34.240 Stuff that we already knew, though, just in the last week.

00:25:36.820 I don't think about current events.

00:25:38.500 It's just funny that they released stuff.

00:25:46.580 They were all like, yeah, we kind of already knew that.

00:25:48.660 And they were just like, but we spied on this one guy for a while and then nothing came

00:25:52.940 of it.

00:25:53.520 Can we take a peek at Mr. Patriot's stream?

00:25:57.360 I just want to take a peek.

00:25:58.560 Oh, is he going live right now?

00:25:59.980 He only goes live with this guy.

00:26:02.160 Just a peek.

00:26:02.900 It's so fun.

00:26:03.820 It's like it's...

00:26:05.820 They're going to go back over there.

00:26:08.440 Oh, look at these guys club chasing after me.

00:26:10.980 Oh, no.

00:26:11.480 He's not live right now.

00:26:12.720 He's not live right now.

00:26:13.660 Oh, he's in prison.

00:26:15.540 Awesome.

00:26:15.940 We did it.

00:26:16.440 Hell yeah.

00:26:17.240 For being old ladies. 1.00

00:26:18.400 Oh, I missed the trial, though. 1.00

00:26:19.760 Damn it. 0.98

00:26:21.120 And that weekly breakdown over there, I just want to remind you guys, that guy has like 0.99

00:26:24.400 300,000 followers and it still doesn't go over 100.

00:26:27.400 Oh, quick shout out to Zipix.

00:26:29.340 They are sponsoring a space between Ian Crossland and I on Twitter.

00:26:33.380 Oh, those are those nicotine...

00:26:35.540 Wait, are they live right now?

00:26:36.680 Toothpicks?

00:26:37.440 Oh, yeah, they are.

00:26:38.340 Yeah, they are.

00:26:39.020 Unruhable, not on YouTube.

00:26:39.940 Four likes.

00:26:41.080 Combined, they have 400,000 followers on X.

00:26:42.880 I actually do get an emotional...

00:26:44.800 No, we don't want to hear it.

00:26:46.020 Yeah.

00:26:46.480 They have 400,000 followers on X combined and they get 16 viewers.

00:26:51.900 Over 20,000 on YouTube as well.

00:26:53.600 I'm imploring everybody here to please don't even go...

00:26:56.780 Yeah, don't go over there.

00:26:58.160 I don't want this guy to have any view.

00:27:00.820 Any views from us.

00:27:01.880 No, give him no views.

00:27:02.740 Yeah, just the one that Tyler's given us. 0.97

00:27:04.960 Look at this fucking shirt violates community standards as if this guy is some sort of badass. 0.97

00:27:10.520 Oh, I'm really pushing it against the norm here. 0.98

00:27:13.980 Tell us more about how you feel about him, Toad.

00:27:16.280 Didn't we have something about this, about a guy coming on to arrest Toad, a pedophile hunter?

00:27:21.180 Oh, yo, I gotta ask you guys about this. 0.97

00:27:22.800 What is up with fucking BX and Kyle Serafin? 0.99

00:27:25.940 What the fuck is happening there? 1.00

00:27:27.180 Oh, I don't know. 1.00

00:27:27.600 Kyle Serafin's a glowy dog.

00:27:30.100 Yeah. 0.99

00:27:30.620 Well, I know he's a former FBI, but is he really being fucking crazy to her? 0.98

00:27:36.560 Dude, yeah. 0.97

00:27:38.120 I mean, I don't know.

00:27:40.020 I don't know.

00:27:40.860 I mean, I don't know what his angle is, but it is kind of wild.

00:27:43.680 I mean, I've been falling from the peripheries.

00:27:45.100 I've stayed out of it a little bit.

00:27:46.100 But, yeah, glowy be glowing.

00:27:47.980 I don't know what to tell you aside from that.

00:27:50.560 That's so sad.

00:27:52.100 Yeah.

00:27:52.560 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:53.960 He's also the same motherfucker recently that's fucking on Alex Jones going, oh, let me tell 1.00

00:27:58.300 you, brother. 1.00

00:27:58.760 We got fucking six million terabytes of Epstein fucking child born coming right at you, brother. 1.00

00:28:04.420 And that was Kyle Serafin. 0.99

00:28:05.660 So it's like, what do we fucking expect? 0.99

00:28:07.960 And then he's also the same guy that's, oh, fucking satanic panic, brother, coming back 0.99

00:28:11.700 at you. 1.00

00:28:12.180 But, no, it's fucking the same guy. 1.00

00:28:14.540 Like, no, they're fucking kids, dude. 1.00

00:28:15.660 Like, how about we, like, I don't know, not let them fuck kids. 1.00

00:28:17.780 Can we watch that black dude try to deadlift and almost die? 1.00

00:28:21.120 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:21.320 Yeah, let's do that.

00:28:22.080 Oh, yeah.

00:28:22.620 Can we, all right, let's, I got that right here.

00:28:24.740 We'll pull that out.

00:28:25.200 Yeah, we need to talk about funny stuff.

00:28:26.440 Come on.

00:28:26.800 Yeah.

00:28:27.280 There's a lot of, a lot of videos. 0.83

00:28:28.280 One of my favorite, one of my favorite genres of funny videos is, uh, black people fainting. 1.00

00:28:33.080 Yeah. 0.90

00:28:33.920 Is he wearing glasses?

00:28:34.920 What does he do?

00:28:36.100 Gym injuries.

00:28:37.220 Gym juries.

00:28:38.160 Oh, God.

00:28:38.900 All right, here we go. 1.00

00:28:39.500 By the way, fucking gets it. 1.00

00:28:43.880 Got it. 1.00

00:28:44.600 Drop it.

00:28:45.480 Drop it.

00:28:46.400 You're good, dude.

00:28:47.220 You can drop it now, too.

00:28:48.620 Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:28:49.740 Oh, and then.

00:28:50.340 Oh.

00:28:52.000 Look at this lady. 1.00

00:28:52.800 Look at the lady. 1.00

00:28:53.700 Joe, is he, is he foaming at the mouth?

00:28:56.880 No, his glasses fell.

00:28:58.400 Oh, his glasses fell.

00:29:01.160 Check this out, though.

00:29:02.500 He gets up like nothing happened.

00:29:04.420 Yeah, that was just, it's, it's pretty bad.

00:29:06.440 He's like, he's like, this is how, he's like, this is how I deadlift.

00:29:08.960 I deadlift through exhaustion.

00:29:10.200 Yeah.

00:29:10.500 One set, one set.

00:29:12.280 Literally dead.

00:29:13.500 Literally deadlift.

00:29:15.740 It's like, it's like two failure.

00:29:18.860 I thought it just meant literally unconscious.

00:29:20.560 Like, he's just like, all right, can you rack it up?

00:29:22.700 I gotta go again.

00:29:23.540 He's like, I got one, I got one more set in me.

00:29:25.400 I gotta take a nap. 1.00

00:29:26.720 Bitch, I failed. 1.00

00:29:27.560 What's amazing, though, he gets up like he's all good. 0.99

00:29:32.080 Has any, have any of you ever, uh, have any of you ever black blacked out?

00:29:36.360 I've like, I've like, kind of like lost it a little bit.

00:29:38.840 I've only brought it up.

00:29:39.760 Depends on, like, not from lifting, but I have been done, did that thing in, like, when

00:29:44.680 I was, I was in college, where they, uh, you hyperventilate, then stand up, and they

00:29:48.400 push on your chest until you're just like, dude, I've told this story before.

00:29:51.300 I've been passed out multiple different ways.

00:29:52.700 Yeah, I've told this story before, so I'm not going to tell it again, but I have, I

00:29:55.800 have fainted once, and I, all I remember, though, is like waking up and just, like,

00:30:00.460 pouring sweat, because my body, like, the whole, like, fight or flight survival mode,

00:30:04.340 my whole body just, like, kicked in.

00:30:06.160 So I don't understand how homeboy just gets up, and he's like, good to go.

00:30:09.700 It doesn't make sense.

00:30:11.000 I feel like I found, you know, watch the threesome while I was blacked out, which, you

00:30:14.300 know, and then I had those seizures.

00:30:15.740 That's not blacking out.

00:30:17.180 What about my seizures?

00:30:17.560 I'm talking about fainting, Doug.

00:30:18.580 I completely collapsed.

00:30:19.360 Yeah, fainting.

00:30:20.360 Yeah, that's the, like.

00:30:21.020 Do seizures count?

00:30:21.660 This is what Cole's talking about, too.

00:30:23.000 We're talking about different things fainting.

00:30:23.180 If your brain shuts off, sure.

00:30:25.060 It does.

00:30:25.420 I don't remember any.

00:30:26.180 Mine, technically, is fainting.

00:30:27.660 It's just induced fainting.

00:30:28.540 Yeah, but it's self-induced.

00:30:29.760 Yeah, it's induced fainting.

00:30:31.020 It's still fainting, though.

00:30:31.980 That's fainting, but did you pour sweat after?

00:30:33.720 No.

00:30:34.660 No, I, like, I was out of it, though. 0.99

00:30:36.960 It was fucking crazy. 0.54

00:30:38.780 What did you recommend? 0.97

00:30:40.380 Yeah. 1.00

00:30:40.760 Did your dick get hard? 1.00

00:30:42.640 I don't think my dick got hard. 0.99

00:30:44.060 I was in, like, some really tight, like, spandex, and so I think my dick was hard. 0.99

00:30:48.600 You have weird memories about your dad now? 0.99

00:30:51.660 No, I do remember, like, dreaming.

00:30:55.540 Like, it was very vivid hallucinations, and then my...

00:30:59.220 From getting passed out?

00:31:00.860 Yeah, I've heard people say that.

00:31:02.320 This is not at all my experience from that.

00:31:03.640 I've been passed out multiple times.

00:31:05.100 Dude, dude, I got passed out, and then...

00:31:06.660 It was, like, freaky.

00:31:07.820 It's always, like, freaky. 1.00

00:31:08.840 You're like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:31:10.060 Wait, you've done it multiple times? 1.00

00:31:11.680 Yeah.

00:31:11.900 I've been passed out in jiu-jitsu. 0.97

00:31:13.980 I've had passed out just, like, idiot kids being like, oh, pass me out, like, the different 0.99

00:31:17.720 ways you can do it. 0.99

00:31:18.660 Did you ever faint?

00:31:20.900 Yeah, those are all fainting, I guess.

00:31:22.800 No, no.

00:31:23.240 Have you ever fainted?

00:31:24.160 I mean, having your blood constricted in jiu-jitsu is not...

00:31:26.780 Well, I've had constricted.

00:31:27.340 I've had the, like, there's the different tricks where you can make yourself faint, like,

00:31:30.780 where you, like, do movements.

00:31:32.360 I forget how you do it, but there's, like...

00:31:33.900 I don't know.

00:31:35.120 Like, you know, there's a certain way you can, like, move your, like, breeze, or, like,

00:31:39.020 hyperventilate, and then you pass out.

00:31:40.400 Do you think fainting a bunch stunts your growth?

00:31:42.800 It's probably not good for you, I would guess.

00:31:44.880 Yeah, probably not. 0.99

00:31:46.380 I guess only one time is all it takes, too, because I've fucking... 0.90

00:31:49.540 That's all I've passed out once. 0.92

00:31:51.320 I love this idea.

00:31:52.400 In the gym, the smoke detector goes off, and he's like, what?

00:31:54.540 I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.

00:31:55.760 The one time they hear it, they're asleep.

00:31:58.220 Him bouncing back like that, though, implies that he probably has been knocked out a bunch in

00:32:03.380 this life.

00:32:04.740 You're the exact type of kid that I avoided, like, my entire life, like, childhood, Jose. 0.99

00:32:10.720 Like, everything he says, everything he's, like, doing pills, playing the fucking pass-out 0.99

00:32:15.860 game. 1.00

00:32:16.400 Mischievous little retard. 1.00

00:32:17.720 I would see guys like Jose, and I'd be like, I'm going the other way. 0.99

00:32:20.740 I'm crossing the street.

00:32:22.200 Plus, he's a white guy that plays soccer. 1.00

00:32:23.900 You know Puerto Ricans wouldn't fuck with him. 1.00

00:32:25.640 He'd be like, I don't fuck with that guy. 1.00

00:32:27.260 This dude's trouble. 1.00

00:32:27.680 This dude after school is setting shit on fire, and the cops are coming. 0.99

00:32:31.160 I know about it. 1.00

00:32:31.880 I can't say shit. 1.00

00:32:33.380 Just doing random shit just to be an asshole. 1.00

00:32:40.420 Is there a spot? 1.00

00:32:42.680 It's like a pressure point.

00:32:44.240 Yeah, I know this is the brown note.

00:32:45.360 I guess the brown point.

00:32:48.540 No, there definitely is a spot. 0.99

00:32:50.260 I told you guys a story about knocking that dude out in high school and how he shit his 0.97

00:32:53.200 pants. 0.98

00:32:54.020 Yeah, I think you did.

00:32:55.360 Yeah.

00:32:55.700 I remember we were...

00:32:56.860 Dude, he slept in it. 1.00

00:32:58.100 He slept in his own shit all night. 1.00

00:33:00.140 It's a miracle that I'm not in prison. 1.00

00:33:04.860 Actually, it's been so long, I probably would have gotten out by now.

00:33:06.940 It's pretty awful, yeah.

00:33:08.280 Do you think that's prison worthy? 0.99

00:33:11.360 If I killed him? 0.99

00:33:13.420 Yeah, dude. 0.99

00:33:13.940 No, no, not killed him. 1.00

00:33:14.860 If you hit him somewhere, he shit himself. 1.00

00:33:16.400 You just punch him guy and make him sleep in his own shit. 1.00

00:33:17.340 Oh, no, that's not... 1.00

00:33:18.640 I mean, it was mutual combat, so it's all good, but if I killed him, though, I would

00:33:22.680 have gone away, for sure. 1.00

00:33:24.320 And he was so knocked out that he snored shit, pissed himself, and then slept for fucking 0.99

00:33:30.560 seven hours straight. 1.00

00:33:31.900 Do you think it'd make the final result worse with the shit, or what? 1.00

00:33:37.320 Well, no, no. 1.00

00:33:38.300 I'm just saying, if you hit somebody and they fucking fill their pants up with shit, you're 1.00

00:33:42.780 like, this dude's in trouble. 1.00

00:33:44.460 You know, I just killed it, dude. 1.00

00:33:47.600 He's the opposite of that black dude. 1.00

00:33:49.360 That is actually the complete opposite. 0.97

00:33:50.840 That guy got knocked out, come back right away.

00:33:52.740 This guy got knocked out.

00:33:53.500 Dude, think about this. 1.00

00:33:53.960 Shit, it didn't slip for seven hours. 1.00

00:33:55.980 Think about how fucking unbelievably retarded high school white kids in suburbs are, that 1.00

00:34:01.420 all he did was get a pillow, put it under his head, and put a blanket on him, and just 1.00

00:34:06.380 let him sleep it off.

00:34:07.420 You gave him a blanket?

00:34:08.160 Enjoy your concussion. 1.00

00:34:09.100 I shit you not, I covered him, I covered him with a blanket, I put a pillow under his head, 0.99

00:34:13.260 and we shut the lights off in the garage, and then he woke up in the morning, and he 0.99

00:34:17.220 came in and he thanked me, and I was like, thank me for what?

00:34:20.540 I nearly killed you.

00:34:22.000 Dude, I've stayed at a friend's house since, and not had a blanket, and you gave this guy 0.98

00:34:26.300 a guy that you just knocked out a blanket. 1.00

00:34:28.380 And he was calling me a faggot and a bitch over and over again, which is the whole reason 1.00

00:34:31.720 I hit him, and I still took care of his ass, but the point is, I should have called him 1.00

00:34:35.580 an ambulance. 1.00

00:34:35.680 That's kind of a faggot a bitch, by the way. 1.00

00:34:37.300 Like a faggot a bitch would do. 1.00

00:34:38.240 In high school, I was sleeping. 1.00

00:34:39.360 Yeah, exactly.

00:34:39.740 I proved him right, because I took care of his deceased body.

00:34:42.540 Sorry, go ahead. 0.99

00:34:43.280 I can't believe you didn't wipe his ass for him. 1.00

00:34:44.480 You do your true colors like a little faggot. 1.00

00:34:46.500 Give him my fucking blanket, faggot. 1.00

00:34:48.600 And then we gave him a blanket, a bitch. 1.00

00:34:50.460 At my friend's house, I was sleeping, and I don't know if he was asleep when he did this 0.99

00:34:54.160 or not, but he punched me in the face while I was sleeping.

00:34:59.080 Dude, that's not your friend.

00:35:02.920 That was me.

00:35:04.360 I wanted you out of my house.

00:35:05.600 Oh, I think I had to find that out the hard way.

00:35:06.460 No, I'm just saying that's not your friend.

00:35:09.040 If your friend punches you while you're sleeping, not your friend.

00:35:11.720 Yeah.

00:35:12.100 I don't know if he did it intentionally, though.

00:35:13.880 You need to work on your friend-enemy distinction.

00:35:16.160 You might have been sleep punching.

00:35:17.620 I'm not sure. 1.00

00:35:17.840 Dude, I was having this sleepover at my buddy's house, and he fucked me in the ass and then knocked 1.00

00:35:21.720 me out. 1.00

00:35:23.180 He's crazy. 1.00

00:35:24.520 He might have sleep fucked you in the ass. 1.00

00:35:25.780 He was asleep the whole time. 1.00

00:35:26.840 He's always been one of my more zany friends, but yeah. 0.98

00:35:30.400 He's only sleep gay. 1.00

00:35:33.580 Wait, wait. 0.99

00:35:34.240 So did he punch you while he was asleep?

00:35:36.100 I don't know.

00:35:37.080 I've never figured it out.

00:35:37.980 You never asked him? 1.00

00:35:39.560 You didn't go, hey, nigga, what the fuck? 1.00

00:35:42.180 No, I was still partially asleep, and I just went back to sleep and just got to sleep 1.00

00:35:48.260 during this.

00:35:48.860 No.

00:35:49.340 Yeah. 0.99

00:35:50.040 And then I woke up, and I was like, in the morning, I was like, dude, what the fuck? 1.00

00:35:53.180 He just lies, dude. 0.99

00:35:54.560 I'm not a liar.

00:35:55.480 Dude, the other day, so he gets really upset about if we show something about pitbulls,

00:36:02.320 like getting rightfully murdered or put down.

00:36:06.120 And he goes like-

00:36:08.260 Okay, there was a joke account someone made that was like, for every 100 followers I 1.00

00:36:12.560 get, I'll murder a fucking pitbull. 1.00

00:36:15.320 I thought it was like, I don't agree with the sentiment, but that's fucking hilarious 1.00

00:36:18.900 for a fucking pitbull. 1.00

00:36:19.420 I'm just going to see if you'll do it. 1.00

00:36:20.700 I don't know. 0.99

00:36:21.580 And so, and Toad goes, I go, Toad, you know, they're literally the black people of the dog 1.00

00:36:27.160 world, and you are so up in arms about them, it was like, you're basically a white woman. 0.91

00:36:32.340 Dogs can't be held to that moral standard, man.

00:36:34.180 Yes, they can.

00:36:36.020 Even the standard of dogs, they fall below the standard. 0.99

00:36:38.400 Dependably, neither can blacks. 1.00

00:36:39.500 I love pitbulls. 0.52

00:36:41.100 I love dogs.

00:36:42.140 So, I don't want to have the pitbull argument, but what happened afterwards-

00:36:50.440 What's the average IQ of African Americans again? 1.00

00:36:52.560 What's the average IQ of pitbulls?

00:36:54.060 What line are we drawing at where you can make your own decisions? 0.99

00:36:57.420 Your Honor, the defendant is black. 0.94

00:36:59.020 I rest my case. 0.85

00:37:00.900 Statistically speaking, sir.

00:37:02.580 Hold on.

00:37:02.920 I want to get, because, so after this, Toad goes, I come from a long line of dog breeders.

00:37:09.900 My mom-

00:37:11.140 Dog trainers.

00:37:12.140 Oh, whatever, dog trainers, and all this stuff-

00:37:14.000 What does that even mean?

00:37:14.800 You had dogs that you trained?

00:37:16.460 And I literally go-

00:37:17.480 Yeah, you had dogs.

00:37:18.900 Congrats. 1.00

00:37:19.680 I was like, you're a liar. 0.99

00:37:21.360 I was like, you're just lying right now. 0.99

00:37:22.700 So was my sister.

00:37:23.600 My mom has trained three dogs.

00:37:25.480 My sister did it professionally. 0.96

00:37:27.960 Hold on.

00:37:28.280 I'm going to hear this.

00:37:29.600 What did you say?

00:37:31.560 What?

00:37:32.640 He's-

00:37:33.240 My mom is an expert dog trainer. 0.72

00:37:36.400 Your what?

00:37:37.580 You said you came from your whole family genealogy.

00:37:40.220 My sister is like a professional. 0.75

00:37:41.080 She has been a professional dog trainer and dog sitter.

00:37:46.320 Tell me her credentials right now.

00:37:47.740 Dog sitter.

00:37:48.520 He said it right there.

00:37:49.380 Professional dog trainer.

00:37:50.320 Dog sitter.

00:37:50.440 How many dogs-

00:37:50.940 Where is she licensed? 1.00

00:37:52.660 How many dogs combined have they trained?

00:37:56.360 Approximately.

00:37:56.840 Dozens?

00:37:56.880 She's a professional and she's only trained dozens?

00:38:01.340 Yes.

00:38:02.020 And-

00:38:02.620 Doesn't that strike you as odd?

00:38:04.380 Is she a dog walker? 0.94

00:38:06.340 Is this what she is? 0.54

00:38:07.060 I think she walks dogs.

00:38:08.600 I think she walks dogs.

00:38:09.200 My mom's Italian name on that side of the Italian lineage-

00:38:12.000 It's like, Fido, come here.

00:38:13.220 Hold on.

00:38:13.660 I don't think I'm going to train the- 1.00

00:38:14.620 My mom's Italian name literally means aggressive dog on that side of the family. 1.00

00:38:18.880 And I was like, all I said was, you're a liar. 1.00

00:38:21.520 I was like, you're a lying. 1.00

00:38:22.960 I don't like- 0.78

00:38:23.780 Not lying.

00:38:25.380 Is this- 0.99

00:38:25.860 Florida influencer and dog mom films herself having sex with pet chihuahua. 0.99

00:38:30.880 See, that's what I mean. 0.99

00:38:31.540 Honestly-

00:38:31.740 She's an experienced dog trainer. 0.97

00:38:33.400 Would.

00:38:35.080 Ugh.

00:38:35.900 Now-

00:38:36.240 Yeah.

00:38:37.520 How did she-

00:38:38.680 How did she accomplish this?

00:38:42.040 Well, it's a dog toad, so you can do whatever you want to it.

00:38:44.460 Do we understand? 0.88

00:38:45.900 It's a dog toad.

00:38:46.580 Well, maybe the dog just like ate her out or something. 0.94

00:38:49.500 That would probably be the best-

00:38:50.240 Well, yeah. 1.00

00:38:50.580 Do you think it fucked her? 1.00

00:38:52.740 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:53.120 It's a chihuahua. 1.00

00:38:54.820 Do you think the bitch that could suck the peanut butter out of the jar- 1.00

00:38:58.520 Like, spit it immediately on her vagina, then ask her dog to come clean it up for her? 1.00

00:39:03.540 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:03.740 There's like some weird cycle like that.

00:39:05.900 Why?

00:39:06.180 I don't want to think about this anymore.

00:39:07.340 Why?

00:39:08.120 Why?

00:39:09.160 Why?

00:39:09.960 I don't know.

00:39:10.560 It is true, though. 0.81

00:39:11.840 I think you just- 0.97

00:39:12.900 I think you heard my high school knockout shit his pants story, and you're like, 0.98

00:39:16.800 I want to have a story like that, and you just made one up. 0.99

00:39:19.720 He just lies.

00:39:20.280 No, he does that.

00:39:21.080 He does that.

00:39:21.900 Anytime you see anyone-

00:39:23.220 You're like, my friend hit me when I was in high school, and I remember it. 0.99

00:39:26.200 I had a fucking stroke that one time. 0.99

00:39:28.920 You brought that back one back to me. 0.99

00:39:29.520 I did the same thing, but I also had a stroke.

00:39:32.580 I have had a stroke.

00:39:34.820 Nothing that I've said is false.

00:39:38.680 Nothing?

00:39:40.300 Everything you can do, I've done too, but with a stroke.

00:39:47.820 I have an interesting life.

00:39:50.500 I don't really agree with that. 0.97

00:39:52.300 He's also one of the black guy jumping over the fence and being naked, isn't it? 0.99

00:39:55.760 Oh, this is great. 1.00

00:39:56.340 It's like a toad's head.

00:39:58.260 Everybody, it's a hit. 0.52

00:39:59.820 All right, whatever.

00:40:00.460 Never mind.

00:40:00.780 Go on.

00:40:01.520 In speaking of chihuahuas, Clint, did you watch the Matan Evan interview with Harlan Phillips

00:40:05.720 and Viral Flooring?

00:40:06.680 I have not watched that yet, Soul Explorer Coaching, but thank you for the $5.

00:40:09.780 I'll check it out.

00:40:10.160 I don't know what those words mean.

00:40:11.340 Yeah, there was a lot of words together. 0.97

00:40:13.040 I had made no fucking sense. 1.00

00:40:14.360 Matan Evan's that kid that says wild shit. 1.00

00:40:17.400 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:40:18.300 Okay, seriously.

00:40:19.100 I don't know. 0.99

00:40:19.700 Let's do some fucking mailbag. 0.99

00:40:21.200 I just don't like that those chihuahuas have gotten more personal. 1.00

00:40:23.200 Wait, why didn't we watch the video of the black guy? 0.98

00:40:25.200 Oh, you want to watch the video of the black guy? 1.00

00:40:26.080 It's definitely the video of the black guy jumping over the fence butt naked, isn't it? 0.99

00:40:29.960 I don't know. 0.98

00:40:30.440 I don't know what it is.

00:40:31.540 Well, I know you don't know, Toad.

00:40:32.700 There we go. 0.99

00:40:33.140 Shut up, Toad. 1.00

00:40:35.400 All right, boom. 1.00

00:40:36.080 It's a spawn point.

00:40:36.960 Is this a black spawn point? 1.00

00:40:38.660 Oh, black people spawn point. 1.00

00:40:39.840 Yeah. 1.00

00:40:40.040 Spawn point.

00:40:41.080 Dang.

00:40:41.600 He almost gets hit by a car, too.

00:40:43.240 Yeah, he does get hit by a car.

00:40:44.480 Yeah.

00:40:45.220 Drops in, right?

00:40:45.920 He just comes out of nowhere.

00:40:46.800 I don't know how he doesn't break his legs. 1.00

00:40:48.880 Dude, that guy just got done fucking someone's wife. 1.00

00:40:52.020 Looks like he's going to have a fucking rape dungeon. 1.00

00:40:54.580 I think he raped somebody's wife, yeah. 1.00

00:40:56.560 Dude, that's awesome. 1.00

00:40:58.020 That is crazy.

00:40:59.040 It does look like a spawn point.

00:40:59.800 He's escaping a rape right now. 0.72

00:41:01.500 Yeah, it does look like someone escaping a rape dungeon. 0.79

00:41:04.000 Have that house right there on the edge there.

00:41:06.600 It looks like a dude that doesn't know about streets or cars, and he just drops. 1.00

00:41:11.940 He's like, fuck. 1.00

00:41:12.620 Just starts running and shit. 1.00

00:41:14.460 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:41:15.020 What is this? 1.00

00:41:16.180 What is this?

00:41:16.900 What's that shirt?

00:41:20.420 JC with a toe joke.

00:41:22.180 Oh, you're a dog sitter?

00:41:23.100 How many dogs have you sat on?

00:41:24.780 Wow.

00:41:25.840 I don't think you could be a professional dog sitter and only have trained dozens of dogs.

00:41:29.640 That doesn't make sense to me.

00:41:30.620 I feel like you would train hundreds.

00:41:31.380 By the way, that was between the both of them, by the way.

00:41:33.180 That was between two of them, his mom and his sister.

00:41:36.120 I'll be honest.

00:41:36.860 I've never met a dog trainer, so maybe that's reasonable, but do they spend years with these 1.00

00:41:41.300 motherfuckers? 0.99

00:41:41.620 He's basically on the level of that one guy that was on TLC or whatever the fucking channel 1.00

00:41:46.080 it was. 0.99

00:41:47.340 Oh, the Mexicans? 1.00

00:41:48.240 Cesar Milan?

00:41:49.100 Cesar Milan, yeah.

00:41:50.120 Basically, it was basically it was like Cesar.

00:41:51.880 In the dog training world, it was basically Cesar Milan and then like Toe Man.

00:41:56.920 My mom.

00:41:57.580 Yeah, that's basically what it was.

00:41:59.020 Is that what your mom does? 0.99

00:42:00.100 I don't know why on Legion of Skanks sometimes.

00:42:02.380 Is that what she does professionally? 1.00

00:42:03.720 Oh.

00:42:04.400 Oh.

00:42:04.640 My mom doesn't do it professionally, but she's really.

00:42:06.840 Justin Silver.

00:42:07.400 She knows exactly what she's doing, though.

00:42:09.100 She's really good at it.

00:42:10.860 Oh, yeah?

00:42:11.220 When you were growing up, did she go like this?

00:42:13.860 Did she go?

00:42:14.220 He just poked you in the neck.

00:42:16.320 She just squirted him with water. 1.00

00:42:17.760 Just totes.

00:42:19.440 Like, no.

00:42:19.920 Oh, because that's what you do when they were like.

00:42:21.060 Yeah, she didn't let me get on the couch. 0.98

00:42:22.700 It sucked. 1.00

00:42:22.880 Did she fucking you? 1.00

00:42:26.100 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:27.680 Just spray you in the water bottle.

00:42:29.240 I want an honest answer.

00:42:30.520 Did she do this?

00:42:31.900 He has to.

00:42:32.980 Not exactly that way.

00:42:34.280 Yeah.

00:42:34.540 Hold on.

00:42:34.740 That's how you know he's not truthful.

00:42:36.080 He's not truthful.

00:42:36.860 He does that because he thinks before answering.

00:42:38.760 He goes, and then he has to think.

00:42:42.500 He goes, okay, what lie can I come up with?

00:42:45.080 And then if he can't come up with a good lie, he goes, what are we talking about?

00:42:47.920 I'm not lying.

00:42:48.400 What's also really funny is he's capable of riffing, too, of just doing yes anding.

00:42:52.460 Like, the reality doesn't even matter.

00:42:54.840 We're joking here.

00:42:55.580 That's what I was about to bring up.

00:42:57.040 But he's so concerned about making sure we believe him.

00:43:00.420 Which makes it more unbelievable.

00:43:03.020 It's like, if you're going to lie, at least make the lie funny.

00:43:06.340 He just lies.

00:43:07.220 It's just not even like a funny lie.

00:43:08.620 You know what would be a great bit? 0.96

00:43:09.680 If we all had, this is like, we don't have the budget to do this, but it would be a great fucking podcast. 0.95

00:43:14.380 If we all had shock colors on, and we were all on lie detectors, and then we fucking, any time we lied, we got fucking shocked, that'd be a great show. 0.98

00:43:22.240 All right. 0.99

00:43:22.960 I think Toad would actually die. 0.81

00:43:24.820 I would never get shocked, actually.

00:43:26.480 Do you guys know what not is?

00:43:27.920 You'd get shocked right now.

00:43:29.180 A thousand volts. 1.00

00:43:30.660 That's the biggest fucking lie you've ever fucking told. 1.00

00:43:32.480 Guys, guys, guys, I'm about to ruin your lives. 1.00

00:43:34.660 Do you know what what not is?

00:43:36.040 What not?

00:43:37.200 Huh?

00:43:38.220 And what not?

00:43:39.180 No, no, just what not.

00:43:40.380 It's an app.

00:43:41.560 No.

00:43:41.800 Oh, no.

00:43:42.620 No.

00:43:43.080 Oh, my God.

00:43:44.800 Okay, so what not is like this auction app.

00:43:48.500 Oh, the one your mom uses.

00:43:50.980 The one my mom is on.

00:43:52.320 Oh, yeah.

00:43:53.480 It's been a year that I've abstained from using it.

00:43:56.320 Dude, I've been looking for your mom on Milf Hunters for like years.

00:43:59.700 She's on what not.

00:44:00.280 She's on what not.

00:44:02.120 Yeah, go on what not for my mom.

00:44:03.560 Dude, I'm downloading what not right now.

00:44:06.020 My bad.

00:44:07.740 What not's literally for used things, and so his mom should be on there.

00:44:11.880 They sell everything.

00:44:12.420 I've bought, in the last couple of days, I've bought 10 pairs of sneakers, like Jordans. 0.78

00:44:17.320 I'm just like, I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing anymore. 0.85

00:44:19.340 Dude, please rest the shop. 0.98

00:44:20.600 You get shopped.

00:44:21.500 If you make it, everyone else does.

00:44:23.580 Dude, we should do that, but we should set the voltage at lethal, and then I can just 1.00

00:44:37.780 fuck you. 1.00

00:44:40.540 Yo, that's me. 1.00

00:44:45.280 If you throw an air ball, you probably do this on a lethal dose of it.

00:44:49.980 Toad, you would do an air ball. 0.70

00:44:51.480 No, I would not.

00:44:52.560 No, I would not.

00:44:53.760 I'll happily play horsey, you guys, but I'm not putting on a shot collar.

00:44:57.400 Dude, I have intramural basketball experience, both as a player and a coach, and I told you

00:45:01.740 my specialty was like half-court shots.

00:45:04.020 Oh, my God.

00:45:04.540 So that wasn't your specialty. 0.82

00:45:06.720 Your pathological life.

00:45:08.580 Guys, guys, guys.

00:45:09.100 I'm not.

00:45:09.880 Back to what not.

00:45:10.820 This is what I was doing last week.

00:45:12.060 This is why I couldn't come on the show. 0.95

00:45:13.600 I've been watching this one black dude. 1.00

00:45:15.340 He sells shoes, and there's a fucking chirp in his video. 0.99

00:45:19.640 It's been there for two weeks. 0.99

00:45:21.340 Do we have the video?

00:45:22.420 I don't have the video. 1.00

00:45:23.980 I've been buying fucking shoes from the guy, but it's insane. 0.99

00:45:27.000 It's insane how crazy. 0.99

00:45:29.160 Wait, there's videos on what not, too?

00:45:31.120 It's only video.

00:45:32.200 Yeah.

00:45:32.400 It's a video-only store?

00:45:35.660 Yeah. 0.98

00:45:35.860 It's a guy like on TikTok, and he's like, yo, buy this shit, and then they're like, swipe 0.95

00:45:39.140 that, swipe that, swipe that, swipe that. 1.00

00:45:40.260 That's all it is. 1.00

00:45:40.840 It's just fucking swipe this shit, like, globally. 1.00

00:45:42.960 Wait, wait. 1.00

00:45:43.500 So they basically made TikTok into an actual store.

00:45:49.080 Dude, it's TikTok Amazon.

00:45:51.560 Dude, that's crazy.

00:45:52.620 That is pure poison.

00:45:54.900 Dude, whoever made that is going to get rich.

00:46:00.200 It's the pure spirit of the Pajees.

00:46:02.160 Never heard of it.

00:46:02.620 Well, did you see that?

00:46:03.700 Because I sent that thread about how Jeets are basically trying to game X from the X payment 1.00

00:46:09.620 system by just all common.

00:46:11.440 Jesus Christ.

00:46:12.200 You were doing a little relax.

00:46:13.560 And how they have, like, ways to, like, fake and, like, infiltrate, and they have these 0.98

00:46:16.700 large accounts and shit. 0.97

00:46:18.240 Yes, and they'll just literally, like, tweet out, like, do you like milk or eggs? 0.99

00:46:23.860 And then they'll have, like, 10,000 replies.

00:46:26.840 Yeah, I think it was you this week that shared the threads where it was, like, how they've,

00:46:30.460 like, scammed.

00:46:31.500 Yeah, that's right.

00:46:32.400 You know what's next, though?

00:46:33.320 They're making money off of Twitter, too.

00:46:34.620 Hold on, hold on.

00:46:35.100 This is the point.

00:46:36.300 This is the real takeaway from that.

00:46:37.940 So the homeboy that did the breakdown on this, he concluded that they were making $3.

00:46:42.660 an hour.

00:46:44.680 Yeah, and it was, and then the conclusion was, that's more than they would make in India, 0.67

00:46:49.440 so they're going to keep doing it.

00:46:50.480 I was like, Jesus Christ.

00:46:51.500 Dude, that's what was so funny.

00:46:52.700 He was like, he was like, and he was like.

00:46:54.400 They're making all this money, but then you put it at an hourly rate, and you're like, 1.00

00:46:56.820 oh, shit. 0.99

00:46:57.820 Well, because it's, like, it's vastly more than anybody in India makes. 1.00

00:47:01.960 And so, like, and it's, like, also, it's just, like.

00:47:04.280 You see the 80,000 follower count. 0.99

00:47:06.400 What you don't see is the 24-hour around-the-clock fucking tweeting. 0.99

00:47:10.180 I think Insurrection Barbie on X is also a Pajit. 0.99

00:47:15.920 Probably.

00:47:16.620 But, like, the most successful Pajit, because it's got Elon's ear.

00:47:20.380 But I think, didn't X come out with a thing where they're going to change it to where,

00:47:24.120 like, your X payout is, like, attached to your country, and so it goes off, like,

00:47:29.260 the median salary of your, or whatever, of your country now.

00:47:32.120 And so, like.

00:47:32.440 I have no idea, but they ought to demonetize all of India. 1.00

00:47:35.120 Fuck those people, you know what I mean? 1.00

00:47:35.960 Is India really not the dirtiest country, though? 1.00

00:47:38.220 You saw that video, right?

00:47:40.380 India's not the dirtiest country?

00:47:42.640 Yeah.

00:47:42.840 Oh, I was asking Grok about that.

00:47:44.760 He referenced the comedy thing.

00:47:47.480 Well, if you want to play the video, it's actually very funny.

00:47:49.820 Yeah, it's funny.

00:47:50.640 I think we need to know.

00:47:52.380 I need the answer.

00:47:53.300 Like, I do want to know what the answer is.

00:47:55.280 All right.

00:47:56.040 Should we figure it out?

00:47:57.960 Should we guess?

00:47:58.540 What do I want to do?

00:47:59.860 It's India. 0.76

00:48:00.720 All right.

00:48:00.980 Here, just run this real quick.

00:48:02.720 Oh, it's only 12 seconds.

00:48:03.960 Yeah.

00:48:04.080 What is the dirtiest country in the world?

00:48:08.420 India? 0.86

00:48:09.120 It's not India. 0.99

00:48:09.960 That's a good guess, though.

00:48:10.600 Give me one more guess.

00:48:11.680 It's definitely India. 0.81

00:48:16.860 I would be equally adamant.

00:48:20.180 I don't know who even comes close. 1.00

00:48:21.840 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

00:48:23.040 It's definitely India. 1.00

00:48:24.600 No, you have the wrong information.

00:48:26.700 Did you guys see, like, last week, I caught Grok and that lie?

00:48:29.940 Because I asked it the same question.

00:48:31.240 I was like, what's the dirtiest country?

00:48:33.200 And it was like, actually, you know, Pakistan makes this much. 0.98

00:48:36.000 So it was giving me, like, a per capita.

00:48:37.500 And I was like, wait a second.

00:48:38.400 How much, like, metric? 1.00

00:48:39.900 I think I was asking how much shit. 1.00

00:48:41.400 Like, how much human shit is in the street? 1.00

00:48:42.940 And I was like, well, actually, India has improved its sanitation. 1.00

00:48:45.840 And it turns out that it does, like, fucking. 0.99

00:48:47.640 They have cultural value for poop in there where they're at. 0.99

00:48:50.440 So we don't consider that a negative.

00:48:51.900 I have the answer. 0.99

00:48:54.700 Speaking of shit and Pajit's, did you see the thing I sent about the woman? 1.00

00:49:01.440 The jeep woman? 1.00

00:49:02.380 The car? 1.00

00:49:02.860 That covered her car in shit. 1.00

00:49:04.780 It's one of the most insane things I've ever seen. 0.99

00:49:06.540 Dude, if you could bring, if it's on the topics.

00:49:10.200 Okay, cool.

00:49:10.680 Because it was a woman.

00:49:12.000 Is it just a car with poop?

00:49:13.420 Because I think we can just get it from that right there.

00:49:16.020 No, you really can't. 1.00

00:49:17.500 You're a real fucking buzzkill tonight whenever you're fucking high. 0.99

00:49:19.800 I think it's going to be, like, Bangladesh is probably the answer. 1.00

00:49:22.140 I don't know.

00:49:23.100 Wait, is that the poop car?

00:49:24.640 Because if so, now I'm intrigued.

00:49:26.360 Look at the detail. 1.00

00:49:28.080 Like, they carved the shit. 1.00

00:49:29.920 I'll tell you what the dirtiest country is. 1.00

00:49:31.060 They embroidered the poop. 0.99

00:49:32.780 Actually, it looks pretty dope.

00:49:35.000 She says it keeps her car cool.

00:49:36.740 It says it helps her AC. 1.00

00:49:40.680 She's driving around in the shit mobile. 0.99

00:49:42.240 I feel so happy. 1.00

00:49:45.280 It's the scat mobile.

00:49:48.320 Oh, God. 1.00

00:49:49.360 I don't understand how she's reducing anything by driving around in shit. 1.00

00:49:53.260 No. 0.99

00:49:54.400 She thinks that it cools her vehicle so she doesn't have to use the AC, which is saving energy somehow.

00:50:00.200 I mean, I guess it is. 0.99

00:50:01.500 It's literally baked shit on her car. 0.99

00:50:05.520 I mean, it does make it cooler. 0.99

00:50:07.560 The concept is solid.

00:50:10.080 By the way, that's a wild...

00:50:11.680 Here, pause that right there.

00:50:12.700 Go back one second.

00:50:13.620 She's driving the wrong way.

00:50:14.400 Hold on.

00:50:15.300 I think that's a one-way.

00:50:18.080 No, that's crazy because those cars on the side are opposite ways.

00:50:22.840 Yeah, they're all part of the different directions.

00:50:24.940 Cow dung has been used as a traditional installation in India.

00:50:28.720 Yeah. 1.00

00:50:29.460 They use shit for everything, dude. 1.00

00:50:30.680 It's wild. 1.00

00:50:31.760 That's a wild statement. 1.00

00:50:32.880 They wash their hands with shit. 1.00

00:50:34.500 They wash their hands with shit. 1.00

00:50:37.200 But shit is the one thing that you're trying to wash off of yourself. 1.00

00:50:41.440 We're safe as long as she avoids the car wash. 1.00

00:50:45.420 I love it when Jose is just so disgusted by a culture that he says it slowly.

00:50:50.000 And matter of fact, he's like, 1.00

00:50:51.120 They wash their hands with shit. 1.00

00:50:54.800 I mean, that's all you really need to know when you're trying to tell me they're not the dirtiest fucking nation? 1.00

00:50:58.920 Fuck you. 1.00

00:50:59.540 No, they're not. 1.00

00:51:00.040 Find another...

00:51:01.300 This is according to The Who, though, and it has to do with...

00:51:04.260 The Who? 0.99

00:51:04.640 Like the fucking band? 1.00

00:51:06.380 Oh, if it's air pollution, who gives a fuck? 1.00

00:51:08.020 We're talking about shit on the street. 1.00

00:51:09.680 This is definitely a dirty country, though. 1.00

00:51:12.200 And you can probably guess where in the world it is. 0.97

00:51:14.260 It's not China, either.

00:51:15.680 Oh, is it Africa? 1.00

00:51:17.140 Yes, it is.

00:51:18.880 Is it, uh... 0.99

00:51:20.740 Like Kenya or some shit like that? 0.99

00:51:22.620 Yeah, Nigeria. 0.99

00:51:23.700 Your coal is pretty close geographically.

00:51:26.720 Oh, Chad.

00:51:27.320 If you think I know where different...

00:51:28.640 Hold on.

00:51:29.260 If you think I know where different countries are geographically in Africa, you've got another 1.00

00:51:34.280 thing coming, buddy.

00:51:35.140 I'm an American.

00:51:36.080 Oh, we're clearly talking about Niger, or are we talking about Chad here?

00:51:39.040 Yeah, I have no idea where those countries are in Africa.

00:51:41.380 Was it Chad?

00:51:41.820 No, I said Chad, by the way.

00:51:43.220 It's Chad.

00:51:43.600 Oh, you said it?

00:51:44.260 Yeah, it's Chad.

00:51:46.000 I know my African geography.

00:51:47.840 That's right.

00:51:48.300 Oh, I do not.

00:51:50.160 Only from playing Victoria 3.

00:51:51.840 I know South Africa.

00:51:52.860 It's at the bottom.

00:51:53.440 I just know those places were in Africa.

00:51:55.620 That's about it.

00:51:56.360 That's still all I know.

00:51:56.760 I think I could probably identify 90% of how South Africa is.

00:52:00.140 I could tell you where South Africa is.

00:52:02.300 It's just lies. 0.95

00:52:03.500 Just all lies.

00:52:05.000 No, I'm good at it.

00:52:06.800 I used to study maps, dude.

00:52:10.400 You were 50 minutes in, and you haven't said anything funny, Toad.

00:52:13.980 Nothing.

00:52:16.040 I want...

00:52:16.540 Cry me a river about that.

00:52:18.840 Cry me a river.

00:52:19.480 I'm going to cry about it.

00:52:20.640 I almost want to bring up a map, like an unlabeled map of Africa, and just be like...

00:52:25.420 I was thinking about that, too.

00:52:26.420 Just be like, all right, then label it.

00:52:28.040 You said 90%.

00:52:29.240 I think there's probably...

00:52:31.280 I mean, how many countries are in Africa?

00:52:32.560 What a weird thing to be so resolute about, too.

00:52:35.620 Test me. 0.99

00:52:36.420 I can fucking... 0.99

00:52:37.080 Hold on. 0.99

00:52:37.720 I know them all.

00:52:38.700 Hold on a second.

00:52:39.580 Hold on.

00:52:40.300 I asked you how many countries are in Africa.

00:52:42.100 You said a lot.

00:52:43.280 If I knew 90%, by the way, this...

00:52:46.100 I don't even know the number.

00:52:47.780 By the way...

00:52:48.200 No, no, no.

00:52:48.720 Hold on.

00:52:49.100 Hold on.

00:52:49.360 If I said, how many states are there in the U.S., like you would say, there's 50.

00:52:53.440 And I said, what's 90% of that?

00:52:55.000 South Africa, Madagascar.

00:52:56.440 I'm out.

00:52:57.200 South Africa.

00:52:58.600 Lesotho is in there.

00:52:59.860 East Swatini there.

00:53:01.140 Then going left to right, you got Namibia, Botswana, Zimbabwe, Mozambique.

00:53:07.060 Madagascar is there.

00:53:08.160 Zambia is that little country in the middle there.

00:53:11.440 Malawi is there.

00:53:12.580 Going up.

00:53:13.300 Tanzania.

00:53:14.000 Democratic Republic of the Congo.

00:53:15.640 Angola.

00:53:16.640 Up there.

00:53:17.560 Cameroon.

00:53:18.400 Equatorial Guinea. 1.00

00:53:19.360 I forget what that fucking country... 1.00

00:53:22.840 What the fuck country is that? 1.00

00:53:23.780 I don't even know what... 1.00

00:53:24.360 You're just saying words, dude.

00:53:26.660 Is that...

00:53:28.000 Sudan.

00:53:29.680 No, no, no.

00:53:30.340 You go up to Sudan.

00:53:31.160 There's Central Africa Republic there.

00:53:33.020 And then go over to the right there. 1.00

00:53:34.460 There's definitely way more than eight of these fuckers. 0.99

00:53:37.100 Yo, I'm going to be honest with you. 1.00

00:53:38.680 South Sudan is there.

00:53:39.380 I think he knows 90% of the country is in Africa.

00:53:42.200 I don't think he does, actually.

00:53:43.660 Going around the horn there.

00:53:44.460 Oh, I think he does.

00:53:46.540 Uganda and Rwanda are both in there, over there, near there.

00:53:49.720 Oh, you took it down.

00:53:50.560 All right.

00:53:50.680 You're a strange little man.

00:53:53.260 Yeah, whatever.

00:53:53.720 I didn't get to every single one of them, but yeah.

00:53:55.460 Dude, he crushed.

00:53:55.940 You missed Djibouti.

00:53:56.780 Oh, yeah, Gabon.

00:53:57.080 Gabon is the one that I couldn't remember.

00:53:58.440 You missed Djibouti.

00:53:59.540 Dude, it's not even pronounced Gabon.

00:54:00.940 It's Gabon.

00:54:02.300 Gabon.

00:54:02.920 I forgot about Djibouti in there.

00:54:04.940 I'm just kidding.

00:54:05.440 It may be Gabon.

00:54:06.060 I don't know.

00:54:06.220 How'd you forget about Djibouti?

00:54:07.520 I'm not a Djibouti man. 0.99

00:54:08.420 Let's do some fucking mailbag, guys. 0.99

00:54:10.600 Mailbag. 0.99

00:54:13.420 Let's do one mailbag and we'll do a Laney edit. 1.00

00:54:15.600 And then we'll fucking get out of here. 0.98

00:54:17.140 Mark Vestibule says... 0.98

00:54:18.440 Sorry, I just want to read this up.

00:54:20.300 The best part is that we can't see where he's pointing at, so he's just reading a list.

00:54:23.040 Which is absolutely true, because he was just going...

00:54:25.380 And he is the...

00:54:26.280 Yo, you know what? 1.00

00:54:26.940 He is the type of nigga to cheat on a geography test. 1.00

00:54:29.580 That's a fact. 1.00

00:54:30.660 A hundred percent.

00:54:31.840 No.

00:54:32.280 Don't need to. 0.98

00:54:33.380 No, you're a cheater. 0.94

00:54:33.600 Mark Vestibule says you have to lose one of your five senses, but in return,

00:54:37.540 one of your remaining four becomes super sensitive.

00:54:39.960 Which one do you choose?

00:54:43.440 I would lose the sense of smell, and then my sense of feel would be super sensitive.

00:54:48.700 That would be dope.

00:54:49.620 I would lose smell, for sure.

00:54:51.160 If you lose smell, you also lose taste, unfortunately.

00:54:53.520 That's not true.

00:54:54.760 No. 0.99

00:54:55.420 Look it fucking up. 0.98

00:54:57.040 What happened... 0.97

00:54:57.460 Hey, by the way, by the way, what happened whenever you got COVID?

00:54:59.520 What do I ask to look that up?

00:55:01.260 Look at how much of your taste is linked to smell.

00:55:05.700 How much of your taste is linked to your smell?

00:55:07.460 Probably a decent amount.

00:55:08.960 It's like a crazy amount.

00:55:11.000 All right. 1.00

00:55:11.220 So I just said to eat more flakes and shit. 1.00

00:55:11.600 Not the way my mouth works, you fucking homo. 1.00

00:55:14.220 Dude, I would still go with smell because I don't want to smell most people that are around me, so... 1.00

00:55:19.780 Yeah.

00:55:20.100 Still got to lose smell.

00:55:21.100 I'll go with my sense of style.

00:55:22.720 I don't really need more than a man.

00:55:24.220 Losing your sense of smell is not one of the five senses.

00:55:27.700 I want to improve my hearing, actually. 0.99

00:55:30.100 Guys, stop fucking talking over me. 0.99

00:55:32.460 All right. 0.99

00:55:32.880 Approximately 80 to 90% of what we perceive as taste is actually due to our sense of smell.

00:55:36.900 It says it doesn't mean you lose your sense of smell, your sense of taste entirely, but it can significantly affect it.

00:55:43.100 Yeah. 1.00

00:55:43.200 In your fucking face. 1.00

00:55:48.880 Just like Toad knows significantly all of the countries in Africa, you would lose significantly all of your taste. 1.00

00:55:57.900 All right.

00:55:58.220 Fine.

00:55:58.380 But you have to lose one sense, so...

00:56:00.400 Yeah.

00:56:01.400 So what are you going with?

00:56:03.000 You're going with hearing?

00:56:04.680 You're out of your mind.

00:56:06.000 No, hearing is the one that I want super of.

00:56:08.840 Oh, no.

00:56:09.660 Super hearing would be terrible.

00:56:11.860 Yeah.

00:56:12.100 No, I want it. 1.00

00:56:13.260 I want to be able to hear women shitting in the fucking bathroom next door. 1.00

00:56:17.340 It's like sonar, man. 1.00

00:56:19.100 Why super hearing?

00:56:21.000 Stop pulling this back up.

00:56:21.900 It's not sonar.

00:56:22.760 I'll be honest.

00:56:23.180 It says then you'd be more aware of everything.

00:56:25.660 You want to be more aware of things?

00:56:27.560 Yeah.

00:56:27.940 I have bad awareness.

00:56:29.520 I'm absolutely getting rid of my sense of smell, and I'm increasing my sight. 0.99

00:56:34.280 I want to be fucking... 0.99

00:56:35.000 Yes. 0.99

00:56:35.280 I want to be laser.

00:56:35.960 I'd probably lose sense of hearing and also sight.

00:56:39.840 See, I don't need to do that.

00:56:41.160 Get down to like 10 to 10, 20 vision. 0.99

00:56:42.980 Are you trying to make yourself retarded? 1.00

00:56:44.360 What are you doing? 1.00

00:56:44.960 I have super sight already.

00:56:45.740 I have super sight already.

00:56:46.040 I'm hearing like you can do almost everything.

00:56:48.300 Yeah. 1.00

00:56:48.480 If you can't hear, shit sucks. 1.00

00:56:50.920 Did you see Daredevil when that motherfucker like closes his eyes in the rain and sees everything? 1.00

00:56:56.380 Like, come on. 1.00

00:56:56.960 Dude, you know what it is? 0.95

00:56:57.800 You hate your wife so much, you don't want to hear her talk anymore. 0.93

00:57:01.040 Yeah. 0.89

00:57:02.020 That's what this is about.

00:57:03.560 I just not...

00:57:04.320 You're like, ah, finally, silence.

00:57:07.080 We've already said that if you lose your smell, you lose 90% of your taste.

00:57:11.020 So like, you're basically losing two with one there.

00:57:13.960 So like, sight is like...

00:57:15.800 You're lying, though.

00:57:16.560 Carl, if you want smell and taste, then you wouldn't have to use...

00:57:19.300 They're connected, but not to that degree.

00:57:21.500 It says 80 to 90% of what we perceive as taste is in fact due to our sense of smell.

00:57:25.120 What we perceive as, that doesn't mean that you lose your taste, though.

00:57:29.080 If we lose 90% of what we perceive as taste, then that means 90% of your taste is gone. 1.00

00:57:35.160 Bro, plug your fucking nose and eat something. 1.00

00:57:37.580 Tell me if you can't taste it. 1.00

00:57:38.840 Do you remember when you got COVID?

00:57:40.020 What happened?

00:57:40.440 You lost your sense of taste because of your smell?

00:57:42.400 I didn't lose either because I'm built different.

00:57:44.660 I did, actually.

00:57:45.200 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:45.680 You dumb bitch. 1.00

00:57:46.720 I did. 1.00

00:57:48.120 You wouldn't want to be able to feel shit like even more. 0.99

00:57:51.860 Yeah. 0.99

00:57:52.200 Here's the problem with that, Top.

00:57:53.460 And I understand where you're going.

00:57:54.660 Here's the problem. 0.99

00:57:56.160 You would feel bad shit really aggressively, too. 0.99

00:57:59.000 Yeah, you'd feel pain more. 0.99

00:58:00.420 That is true.

00:58:00.920 I didn't think about that.

00:58:01.780 It's pretty bad.

00:58:01.940 There's also more than the five senses. 1.00

00:58:03.000 So you stub your toe and you're like, fuck everything. 0.99

00:58:06.240 That would be terrible. 1.00

00:58:06.460 I just want to feel something, Clint.

00:58:14.020 Would you lose your sight for...

00:58:16.240 If you could lose your sight, you become blind, but you do get the daredevil...

00:58:21.180 Oh, that's nice.

00:58:22.960 Would that be worth it?

00:58:23.660 I would have to have adjustable hearing.

00:58:26.020 It can't be on...

00:58:27.760 You know how you see in Superman things, it's always like, oh, he's learning about his hearing.

00:58:32.460 It's always like they have to learn to adjust it because if it's too loud, it's obviously

00:58:35.960 deafening.

00:58:36.640 That would be awful.

00:58:37.400 That's literally what a hearing bill does, too.

00:58:38.940 Oh, excuse me.

00:58:40.060 What's your name?

00:58:40.840 Cole.

00:58:41.640 Yeah.

00:58:41.800 You're giving up hearing for what? 1.00

00:58:46.040 What are you fucking retards in the top? 1.00

00:58:47.340 Probably sexual. 1.00

00:58:48.960 So you want to see really well, but you don't want to hear shit. 1.00

00:58:53.400 What are you... 0.98

00:58:54.120 I mean, it's just like in terms of things that are vital for survival and enjoying life, hearing

00:59:02.280 is way up there.

00:59:03.900 Smell and taste are way up there for me.

00:59:06.340 Dude, you smell is... 0.89

00:59:07.900 You may leave the fat boy, but the fat boy never left. 0.96

00:59:11.660 It never does, dude. 0.52

00:59:12.800 Dude, that's wild.

00:59:13.660 I mean, I've never met anyone that would prefer to lose their hearing than their sense of smell.

00:59:20.340 It's amazing.

00:59:21.120 Dude, because to me, it's more like a practical thing.

00:59:23.260 If I lose smell, then I basically lose taste, too.

00:59:26.480 There are very few things that are less practical in life than being deaf.

00:59:31.940 Yeah.

00:59:32.320 Are you kidding me? 1.00

00:59:33.160 It like sunk ass. 1.00

00:59:33.720 And like taste is literally just a luxury. 0.99

00:59:36.300 Taste and smell are literally just a luxury in life.

00:59:38.060 Honestly, taste might be the actual one.

00:59:40.920 When is there ever like a practical application other than like, I guess, like a fuel leak

00:59:44.840 or something of your smell?

00:59:47.400 Like, you know, like when does it ever really help you?

00:59:49.640 Yeah.

00:59:49.840 Toad, I got to ask you, dude.

00:59:51.420 Why did you do that?

00:59:52.840 Why did you post that selfie?

00:59:54.280 What happened to you?

00:59:56.940 Explain this picture.

00:59:58.160 I don't know.

00:59:58.780 Did you lose a bet?

01:00:00.360 Nope.

01:00:00.660 Why would you post that?

01:00:02.720 Like, what was the joke even?

01:00:04.280 April Fool's.

01:00:05.120 That's it.

01:00:06.660 Oh, it was an April Fool's joke?

01:00:08.020 Oh, yeah.

01:00:09.160 Wow.

01:00:09.780 April Fool's this year didn't really.

01:00:13.480 For this thing that's not really significant at all anymore.

01:00:15.900 I thought people would think it was funny.

01:00:17.280 I don't know.

01:00:17.860 I don't know what's funny.

01:00:19.260 I didn't.

01:00:19.460 I didn't get it at all.

01:00:21.120 You're not the arbiter of funny.

01:00:22.740 That is a good point.

01:00:25.860 In the chat.

01:00:26.760 In the chat.

01:00:27.220 I want to hear from people.

01:00:28.160 Like, give me serious answers. 0.99

01:00:29.600 You're giving up fucking hearing over smell. 0.99

01:00:32.540 That is wild. 0.99

01:00:33.520 Honestly, I actually, I kind of agree with Jose.

01:00:36.060 Rather than smell, I'd rather lose taste.

01:00:38.500 Can we talk about this face?

01:00:39.900 What?

01:00:40.120 What is this face?

01:00:41.420 What are you doing? 1.00

01:00:42.900 He's like being a basic white bitch, I think. 1.00

01:00:44.880 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:45.220 I'm trying to be one of those homos who got the vax. 1.00

01:00:48.200 I'm trying to look vaxed. 0.99

01:00:49.700 You look.

01:00:50.420 You do look vaxed.

01:00:51.860 Yeah, I succeeded.

01:00:52.900 What's awesome is that, like, the way you pose your arm, there's still no definition.

01:00:56.960 Literally zero.

01:00:57.740 It's crazy.

01:00:59.020 I know.

01:00:59.360 I'm trying to be like an unvaxed.

01:01:01.220 No, no, no, no, no.

01:01:02.200 You can do that regardless.

01:01:04.720 It's a straight line, dude.

01:01:06.640 I'm trying to be like.

01:01:07.280 It doesn't.

01:01:08.040 There's zero curve.

01:01:09.560 It's insane.

01:01:09.960 The only curve that's coming is purely from fat, which is wild.

01:01:13.860 I can't.

01:01:14.320 It's like a perfect line from his shoulder all the way down to his elbow.

01:01:18.580 Somehow, honestly, this picture.

01:01:19.800 I'm very pristine.

01:01:20.120 I don't look like this guy.

01:01:21.300 This picture looks better.

01:01:23.760 What?

01:01:24.640 This looks better than your picture.

01:01:27.740 Like, there's actually, like, something to this person.

01:01:30.120 You look like an Instagram fan.

01:01:31.080 It does look like dead soulless eyes, yeah. 0.79

01:01:33.380 That was the point.

01:01:34.840 Yeah.

01:01:35.360 No, but it's real.

01:01:36.600 The problem is that it's real.

01:01:38.040 Hold on. 0.98

01:01:38.320 Yeah, I also want to kill myself. 0.88

01:01:40.100 Cole, I need your answer now, dude. 0.97

01:01:41.400 You're now saying you want to keep your smell, but give up on your sense of taste, even though

01:01:46.100 you've already just demanded that those things are interconnected.

01:01:50.280 No, it's not.

01:01:51.140 They are interconnected, but they're interconnected, but it's only a one-way path from, like, smell

01:01:56.020 to taste, not necessarily taste to smell.

01:01:58.280 It's not like you lose your sense of taste.

01:01:59.780 You also lose your sense of smell, or 90% of it. 0.97

01:02:02.600 You said that they were connected just fucking five seconds. 0.97

01:02:04.480 They're only connected one way. 0.99

01:02:05.980 You lose your smell, you also lose your taste.

01:02:07.920 I'm just thinking, like...

01:02:08.460 Cole is basically correct, but not entirely.

01:02:10.220 Are we perhaps overthinking it?

01:02:10.840 It's like, if I have five senses, I take out one, but it also takes out the other.

01:02:14.380 Now I only got three senses.

01:02:15.700 It's like, but I can take out one.

01:02:17.500 Yeah, but it's the least...

01:02:19.320 I guess they are the least two, but it's still two.

01:02:22.160 That's still...

01:02:22.560 All right, so you're giving up on taste to maintain your capacity to smell things, even

01:02:26.880 though you've argued adamantly that they're connected.

01:02:29.060 Honestly, I'd still probably go with hearing.

01:02:30.760 I mean, I'm just like, whatever.

01:02:31.780 I'll learn sign language.

01:02:32.640 I don't care.

01:02:33.380 It takes so bad.

01:02:34.560 All right, so you're going with hearing.

01:02:36.040 You're going hearing for vision.

01:02:37.500 That's the answer.

01:02:38.140 Final answer.

01:02:38.400 Yeah, that's cool.

01:02:39.160 Yeah, that's cool. 1.00

01:02:39.620 Dude, you deserve to be deaf with the dumbass fucking answers. 1.00

01:02:42.120 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:02:42.880 That'd be perfect, because basically, you lose your hearing, and you get better vision.

01:02:46.840 You're basically a sharpshooter.

01:02:47.880 You can be, like, one of the best, like... 0.90

01:02:49.880 Rich762 says, hey, guys, would cranking your hog to your wife's 1.00

01:02:52.460 high school pictures be crossing some kind of line?

01:02:55.080 Cole's done that, I think.

01:02:56.220 That's a good question.

01:02:56.720 I talked about this on... 0.96

01:02:59.240 I'm not a faggot like Toad, and every time I'm on the most obscure podcast... 0.97

01:03:02.560 I think it depends if you've dated at that time. 0.96

01:03:04.680 Because I asked this question on...

01:03:07.560 The one that your podcast producer, Jose, does, his show.

01:03:13.260 Great Build.

01:03:13.580 Great Build.

01:03:14.260 Yeah, yeah.

01:03:14.900 We've talked about it on this show, too, though.

01:03:16.540 Yes, we have, and I brought it up.

01:03:18.220 But basically, yeah, it just depends.

01:03:20.380 I think there's a line, though.

01:03:21.340 I think if you were dating when you were, like, 12, and for some reason your girlfriend

01:03:24.700 at 12 was sending you nudies, I think that line is, like, 16. 0.93

01:03:27.960 I think what's really fucked up is if you are dating, like, in modern parlance, because 0.93

01:03:31.520 I didn't have, like, quality cell phone cameras when I was in high school, but if you are young 0.91

01:03:37.480 now, and you have a cell phone, and you're, like, dating at 16, you would be flooded with 0.99

01:03:42.920 nudes through fucking Snapchat and TikTok and shit. 0.99

01:03:45.320 And then the moment you turn 18, you've got to fucking, like, bleach your phone. 1.00

01:03:49.780 Yeah, you have to. 1.00

01:03:50.380 Because you're now walking around with child porn all over the whole fucking... 1.00

01:03:52.780 That's a good point. 1.00

01:03:53.320 Because I am the hardest...

01:03:55.780 But the whole point was...

01:03:57.380 That was a terrible time for that drop.

01:04:00.120 That's the perfect time for it. 0.86

01:04:01.980 A resident lawyer is like, I'm going to set this nigga up right now. 1.00

01:04:04.920 Like, all of a sudden, just because you turn 18, it's like, oh, now you're just going 0.88

01:04:08.620 to get arrested.

01:04:09.540 Well, the thing is, like, if it was...

01:04:10.960 That's kind of weird.

01:04:11.180 Let's just say you're also...

01:04:12.120 You've been in a, like...

01:04:13.880 You've also been dating one girl.

01:04:15.600 It's not even...

01:04:16.020 You don't even have a ton of nudes from...

01:04:17.160 It's just one girl.

01:04:18.120 You've been dating the entire time.

01:04:18.980 It doesn't even have to be a nude, right?

01:04:20.300 It's 16.

01:04:20.880 It's just your picture of a verb.

01:04:21.540 Especially if you've been... 0.98

01:04:22.300 If you've fucked her, too, like, at that time. 0.98

01:04:24.540 Yeah. 0.99

01:04:24.820 And then you turn 18, it's like, is it still illegal to have this?

01:04:28.080 Maybe you just want to reminisce about when you were 16.

01:04:28.740 Let's say you get married at 18 together as well.

01:04:31.860 Like, you get, like, 16, 18, you both get married at 18.

01:04:34.800 Is it still illegal to have... 0.99

01:04:36.060 Dude, what if you get married to her, you keep the phone, you keep it for fucking 25 years, 0.98

01:04:40.300 you're 45 years old, and you're still looking at your 16-year-old wife into, like, prison. 1.00

01:04:45.480 This is an insane... 1.00

01:04:46.440 Like, damn, you look better than... 1.00

01:04:48.420 Do you think your wife would be mad if she found out you were jerking it to a 16-year-old 1.00

01:04:54.860 We got a few female viewers. 0.99

01:04:57.100 Let's see what they think.

01:04:57.860 I don't know.

01:04:58.100 That's an interesting question.

01:05:00.060 Happy Transgender Day Visibility.

01:05:02.600 I think she would have some interesting inside of this.

01:05:04.840 You receive your love, and you deserve your rights, and you deserve to be here.

01:05:08.000 For me, personally, I am so glad that I've come a long way, and I'm more happy being

01:05:14.300 authentically myself than anything else.

01:05:17.800 Happy Transgender...

01:05:18.820 I'm sorry.

01:05:19.500 That was just depressing.

01:05:21.160 This is like that joke of, like, when someone's, like, the difference between a hebo-phile and 1.00

01:05:25.660 a pedophile, and there's, like... 0.97

01:05:27.220 Every time you talk about the difference, you just still sound like a pedophile, even worse 0.99

01:05:30.980 pedophile. 0.98

01:05:32.420 It's just like...

01:05:33.940 Because, like, there has to be a line.

01:05:36.920 Like, there has to be a cutoff.

01:05:37.780 Is it just 18?

01:05:38.760 Just, like, all of a sudden, like...

01:05:40.380 That's the cutoff goal.

01:05:42.720 Yeah, but that's the age we came to.

01:05:46.440 He's like, I mean, you've got to draw a line somewhere.

01:05:48.620 It's obviously not 18, right?

01:05:50.380 I mean, in this specific situation.

01:05:53.420 In this specific situation, where it's been your wife the entire time. 0.87

01:05:58.540 Like...

01:05:58.860 I honestly think at a certain age, like, the age difference is what matters.

01:06:02.400 Because, like, if you're, you know, 40 and you date a 19-year-old, you deserve worse

01:06:08.240 than a 25-year-old dating a 17-year-old.

01:06:10.960 Does that make sense?

01:06:11.920 Wait, say that again?

01:06:13.640 I don't know.

01:06:14.040 25 is still a little bit older than 17.

01:06:16.440 No, no, no.

01:06:17.180 I'm not saying either is okay.

01:06:18.780 I'm just saying, like...

01:06:19.540 No, no.

01:06:20.040 The worst indiscretion...

01:06:21.080 The pedophilia defense arithmetic here?

01:06:23.100 What is going on here?

01:06:23.980 I'm saying that there's...

01:06:25.920 It adds...

01:06:26.820 Yeah, I think that the egregiousness is added to by the age difference.

01:06:29.680 You guys don't think so...

01:06:30.140 It wasn't so bad because I was only in my 20s and she was 13, but we were really only

01:06:33.960 like 10 years apart.

01:06:35.520 Didn't say that.

01:06:36.600 Didn't say that.

01:06:38.440 Jesus Christ, guys.

01:06:39.140 But if you think about it, there's 50-year-olds that date 20-year-olds.

01:06:42.260 They're worse than I was. 1.00

01:06:44.300 Also, you have to fuck that guy. 1.00

01:06:47.420 He's the worst of us all. 1.00

01:06:49.160 So, who's to say?

01:06:50.400 What are we, equivocating morality here?

01:06:52.580 What are we talking about?

01:06:53.120 The point I was trying to make is that if you are in your 40s, it's legal to date an 0.68

01:06:58.540 18-year-old, but I still think you ought to get thrown out of a helicopter.

01:07:01.380 Does that make sense?

01:07:01.880 I still think it's better than the 25 dating the 17-year-old.

01:07:06.620 Yeah.

01:07:07.640 I think that was a wild thing to say, Clint.

01:07:09.840 Wait, you think it's better?

01:07:12.060 Yeah.

01:07:13.020 45-18 versus 25-17.

01:07:14.940 You're like...

01:07:15.120 Yes, it's better.

01:07:15.940 You're like, that 45-year-old, good guy.

01:07:19.460 Better than a 25-year-old dating a 17-year-old.

01:07:22.480 And it totally makes my joke work that I was teasing you with a second ago that you made

01:07:26.620 that.

01:07:27.400 Not necessarily good guy.

01:07:28.740 Better guy.

01:07:29.680 Just better than the other guy.

01:07:31.040 You make it out like, oh...

01:07:32.880 Lainey edit. 0.92

01:07:33.480 We gotta fucking get into Lainey edit. 0.96

01:07:34.920 We need to get these guys out of here. 0.98

01:07:36.480 Alainey Hobbamok production.

01:07:39.340 Let's check it out.

01:07:40.060 Clint here.

01:07:43.180 Your brother. 1.00

01:07:44.200 This is my shit-posting, retarded, racist podcast. 1.00

01:07:50.740 If you listen to Target, Colin would love the show. 1.00

01:07:54.760 I will definitely...

01:07:57.760 He's not gonna watch it.

01:08:01.020 Oh, it's cold!

01:08:08.660 Colin gives me the ick.

01:08:10.040 I'm so sorry.

01:08:11.660 What?

01:08:13.380 I got Colin has a temper.

01:08:15.400 Do my best to watch and listen.

01:08:18.040 He's not.

01:08:18.680 He's not. 1.00

01:08:19.300 Because you're a faggot, all right? 1.00

01:08:21.120 Let me explain my brother's reaction. 1.00

01:08:22.740 Well, first off, he's about... 1.00

01:08:24.420 He's a fag! 1.00

01:08:26.740 He's definitely... 1.00

01:08:27.980 Hey, I'm clear! 1.00

01:08:29.180 Faggot! 1.00

01:08:34.360 Oh, my God, dude. 1.00

01:08:39.360 He's never gonna watch now.

01:08:41.100 How did we not...

01:08:42.040 How did we not bring this up? 1.00

01:08:43.420 Holy shit. 1.00

01:08:44.780 Oh, dude. 0.99

01:08:48.240 I don't like that.

01:08:49.160 I don't like that.

01:08:49.780 I don't like his logo. 1.00

01:08:50.540 The white woman's probably gonna get raped 1.00

01:08:51.840 before you get there. 1.00

01:08:52.740 Oh, hell yeah.

01:09:03.360 Pump up the jam.

01:09:07.380 This song's so sick.

01:09:08.780 Oh, that's awesome! 0.52

01:09:10.620 That's sick.

01:09:11.760 9-11?

01:09:12.500 Oh, that's amazing!

01:09:14.980 Dude, that might be one of the best...

01:09:17.440 The jam, pump it up

01:09:18.560 While your feet are stumping

01:09:20.280 And the jam is pumping

01:09:22.100 Look at half the crowd is jumping

01:09:24.000 You guys are real?

01:09:24.600 Pump it up a little more

01:09:26.080 Get the party...

01:09:26.900 God, I would pay...

01:09:27.900 I would pay a lot to see you

01:09:29.760 raving the house

01:09:30.300 over to El Salvador in prison.

01:09:31.780 I'd sell my house

01:09:44.520 I'd sell my house

01:09:46.660 So yesterday I went to a park

01:09:53.880 with the kid and everything

01:09:55.000 Went out there and had some fun

01:09:56.040 Terrible story 0.99

01:09:57.180 Is your kid still retarded 1.00

01:09:58.260 Is your kid still retarded or is he normal now? 1.00

01:09:59.220 It is not enough for people

01:10:00.260 especially public figures

01:10:01.600 to be neutral or not be anti-Semitic

01:10:04.060 One must be anti-anti-Semitic 0.73

01:10:06.620 I mean, look

01:10:07.280 You can't let those things be there

01:10:08.680 The more we'll gravitate towards

01:10:10.520 It's like a homeless person 1.00

01:10:11.300 You just gotta kill the first one you see 1.00

01:10:12.560 I don't need specifics like this 1.00

01:10:29.280 I just wanna know about your pain

01:10:30.460 I'm down 7,000 in the last 30 days

01:10:34.780 Wow

01:10:35.500 Have you found yourself reflecting on that spot

01:10:38.480 where you left the revolver?

01:10:40.200 Earlier this morning

01:10:41.080 Code just messages 0.99

01:10:42.100 I'm gonna kill myself

01:10:43.020 No one even responded 0.91

01:10:44.360 We just carried on as if life was normal

01:10:47.000 0-2 yesterday

01:10:48.980 NBA

01:10:49.660 I don't know what to say about that, man

01:10:52.920 Yesterday did not go well for me

01:10:54.780 1-3

01:10:55.640 I wanna die

01:10:58.620 0-4 0.97

01:11:00.180 Inside 1.00

01:11:01.240 I wanna kill myself 1.00

01:11:03.320 No, not dogs 0.99

01:11:12.660 Oh

01:11:14.540 Oh, no 0.97

01:11:18.060 You have been sentenced to death 1.00

01:11:28.480 For fucking kids 1.00

01:11:29.940 Would you rather have been innocent or guilty of the crime 1.00

01:11:33.080 It's so bad

01:11:33.940 Regardless

01:11:34.480 This is easier than guilty

01:11:36.440 I think Clint was right to be wary

01:11:38.780 No

01:11:41.720 No

01:11:43.040 No

01:11:44.040 No

01:11:45.040 No

01:11:45.540 No

01:11:45.960 No, seriously 1.00

01:11:46.220 Do you think if you suck a dead dude's dick hard enough you can get it hurt? 1.00

01:11:48.940 Not Elizabeth 1.00

01:11:49.340 No

01:11:50.040 This is about the unbelievable delusions of grandeur that the NDS boys are functioning with

01:12:05.880 They go 0.99

01:12:06.160 Ian fucking Carroll 0.99

01:12:07.440 Stole our idea 0.99

01:12:08.920 He watched Dangerous Retards 1.00

01:12:10.640 We did it

01:12:11.440 We did get the information out before Ian Carroll

01:12:14.580 Dude, this is fire

01:12:28.720 Hell yeah 1.00

01:12:31.460 Holy shit, dude 1.00

01:12:32.700 Man, that was good 0.99

01:12:33.520 Oh my god

01:12:34.100 It's so

01:12:34.600 Except for the dog dying

01:12:36.200 Dude, it's so funny

01:12:37.700 That's the worst part

01:12:38.800 That was by far the worst part

01:12:40.380 I can't believe he hasn't

01:12:41.400 I remember vividly

01:12:43.500 One of the worst things I've ever seen was a video

01:12:46.520 I was like back in like 2020

01:12:48.120 I remember seeing it was

01:12:49.000 A guy pouring gasoline on a dog

01:12:51.120 And then just lights it on fire

01:12:52.660 Was that you in the video?

01:12:54.180 No, it wasn't me

01:12:54.920 But dude, it was like

01:12:55.960 It was on Instagram

01:12:57.380 And I was like

01:12:58.220 You're like, just feed it antifreeze

01:12:59.360 You savvy

01:12:59.800 Dude

01:13:00.760 Let nature take its course

01:13:02.640 Dude, I've seen

01:13:03.420 I've seen

01:13:04.000 In like the last year

01:13:05.820 I've seen like

01:13:06.520 Three people like

01:13:08.240 Engulfed in flames and die

01:13:09.700 No, like no reaction from me

01:13:12.020 The dog

01:13:12.940 We dubbed power gang over it

01:13:14.700 Why did he so casually like hop off?

01:13:18.660 He just like trotted and said

01:13:20.400 It's like

01:13:20.740 Do you remember that propaganda video

01:13:22.760 The lemmings all jumping off the cliff 1.00

01:13:24.720 And it like wasn't true?

01:13:26.560 Remember that?

01:13:26.860 I think the dog just didn't know

01:13:28.460 It was on the other side of the wall

01:13:30.040 It was like PETA or something

01:13:31.360 They were like

01:13:31.740 We gotta save the lemmings 1.00

01:13:33.080 They commit suicide by jumping off this cliff

01:13:35.580 And it turned out they just like

01:13:36.640 They heard of them all

01:13:38.020 I just gotta pause and take a minute 0.99

01:13:40.040 To appreciate the fucking 0.99

01:13:41.300 The Pong 1.00

01:13:42.280 Tower gang

01:13:43.460 Amazing

01:13:43.980 That was awesome

01:13:44.720 I did not know it was gonna go that way

01:13:46.280 Amazing

01:13:46.860 Also

01:13:47.620 Can we pause also to say that

01:13:49.520 Toad did

01:13:50.300 Say he would rather be guilty 0.79

01:13:52.180 Of rape

01:13:53.320 Of 0.82

01:13:53.660 He's like

01:13:55.960 Well that's easy then

01:13:57.000 Guilty 0.83

01:13:57.900 I'm not gonna jail for being a pedophile 0.95

01:13:59.920 Without actually being a pedophile 0.97

01:14:01.580 Like 0.81

01:14:02.060 May as well

01:14:03.860 Well I can't lie man

01:14:06.160 Well I appreciate that

01:14:08.480 No like

01:14:09.740 You're incapable of lying 1.00

01:14:11.680 But you're capable of fucking children 1.00

01:14:13.220 Is that what you're saying? 1.00

01:14:14.260 No

01:14:14.540 If you're capable

01:14:16.660 If you're capable of lying

01:14:18.180 This is what I can't

01:14:19.640 This is what I can't

01:14:21.800 I can't stand

01:14:22.680 I am an honest man

01:14:24.560 I can't stand

01:14:26.000 If people believe something

01:14:27.440 An honest man

01:14:28.420 Do a fault

01:14:29.180 You know what I mean?

01:14:30.140 So lady 0.91

01:14:30.700 You remember that

01:14:31.520 You know what I'm talking about

01:14:32.620 And the dog like

01:14:33.260 Sits there

01:14:33.620 And spins

01:14:34.140 On fire

01:14:34.940 And screams 0.86

01:14:35.800 Dude

01:14:36.060 It's literally the worst

01:14:36.900 I think they found that guy though 1.00

01:14:38.100 And they fucking 0.99

01:14:38.640 It was like in the Philippines 1.00

01:14:40.340 I think they found that guy

01:14:41.240 Like basically

01:14:42.020 The 0.99

01:14:42.460 Don't fuck with cats 0.99

01:14:44.100 Oh yeah 1.00

01:14:45.380 Oh yeah 1.00

01:14:45.940 I watched don't fuck with cats 0.99

01:14:47.720 Lainey that was phenomenal 0.99

01:14:49.080 Thank you

01:14:50.080 By the way 0.98

01:14:50.500 The don't fuck with cats guy 1.00

01:14:52.080 Was killing people 1.00

01:14:53.360 And sending their body parts 1.00

01:14:54.520 To politicians

01:14:55.260 Which is kind of nice 0.99

01:14:55.840 I can excuse child fucking 0.99

01:14:57.100 But I can't excuse perjury 1.00

01:14:58.780 Dude it's like

01:15:02.220 What I can't stand

01:15:03.900 Is when people believe

01:15:05.120 Something that's false

01:15:06.880 You get what I'm saying?

01:15:08.100 It's like

01:15:08.780 I can't get past that

01:15:10.680 Yeah like the age consent

01:15:11.820 Hold on

01:15:12.840 This is like

01:15:13.620 It's such a

01:15:14.240 Hallmark of lying

01:15:15.620 To where you're like

01:15:16.420 So insistent on the truth

01:15:17.800 You're like

01:15:18.580 Dude to a degree

01:15:19.220 You're like

01:15:19.580 The truth is so important to me

01:15:21.120 That I would rather 1.00

01:15:21.680 Fuck children than lie 1.00

01:15:22.980 By the way 1.00

01:15:23.700 Toad is definitely the guy

01:15:24.980 If you were like

01:15:25.960 Hey

01:15:26.260 If you commit one crime

01:15:27.760 That can never happen again

01:15:28.900 And he would just go

01:15:29.860 I'm just thinking about the children

01:15:31.360 And just like

01:15:32.300 Not even

01:15:33.200 Second thought

01:15:34.560 He's like

01:15:35.560 Look 0.95

01:15:35.760 I may go to hell 1.00

01:15:37.340 A pedophile 1.00

01:15:38.920 But I'm not going to hell 1.00

01:15:40.060 A liar 0.98

01:15:40.520 A liar 1.00

01:15:40.920 Wait if I can commit a crime 0.99

01:15:43.500 And get

01:15:43.860 What were we talking about?

01:15:45.040 If you can commit a crime

01:15:46.440 And then that crime

01:15:47.180 Will never happen again

01:15:48.340 Oh

01:15:49.360 Alright listen guys

01:15:50.880 If you want to 0.99

01:15:51.360 Fuck with the rest of this conversation 0.99

01:15:52.720 Join the Patreon 1.00

01:15:53.460 We're out of here

01:15:54.160 That's a mind blowing

01:15:55.660 Yes

01:15:56.660 I want you to think about it Toad

01:15:57.900 And we're going to go to the Patreon

01:15:58.820 Patreon.com

01:16:00.020 Peace

01:16:00.400 Backslash 1.00

01:16:01.740 Hear Toad say pedophilia

01:16:03.520 By the way

01:16:03.880 Join at the free level

01:16:04.980 Seven day free trial 0.99

01:16:06.100 And you can fucking hear 0.99

01:16:06.840 What we're going to say 0.99

01:16:07.300 Peace out guys

01:16:08.040 Let's continue

01:16:08.680 Go ahead

01:16:09.280 Ooh another one would be 1.00

01:16:10.820 Gay sex 1.00

01:16:12.360 That would be stopping pedophilia 1.00

01:16:14.220 I can't believe

01:16:15.100 You want how 0.80

01:16:15.540 Sick all the graphics are

01:16:17.440 That Laney's made 1.00

01:16:18.120 They're so amazing

01:16:18.880 He's insane

01:16:19.860 To be fair 0.95

01:16:21.440 I think some of those are top

01:16:22.240 Oh thank you

01:16:22.680 Well Toad's Crush

01:16:24.140 Or Top's crushing it too

01:16:25.160 But Laney's

01:16:26.160 I love all our people

01:16:28.120 Our new production

01:16:29.660 I don't even know

01:16:30.980 I don't even know how he did that

01:16:32.480 That was so cool

01:16:33.640 That was amazing

01:16:34.340 That was a really good

01:16:35.180 How did he get

01:16:36.120 The footage of Liz

01:16:37.940 Smoking

01:16:38.540 Yeah I don't know

01:16:39.240 Where he got that from

01:16:40.300 I've never seen that before

01:16:43.040 Oh yeah

01:16:45.420 So yeah

01:16:45.940 Is this the

01:16:47.120 Hebephile one 0.99

01:16:47.780 And my girlfriend

01:16:49.280 Was like

01:16:49.740 Oh no

01:16:50.220 We cannot listen

01:16:51.380 To R. Kelly

01:16:52.060 R. Kelly 1.00

01:16:53.140 Is a pedophile 1.00

01:16:54.580 And here's the thing 0.99

01:16:57.020 And just

01:16:58.080 Hear me out

01:16:58.560 For one second

01:16:59.020 Technically speaking

01:17:02.500 Technically speaking

01:17:04.220 R. Kelly

01:17:05.640 Is not

01:17:06.240 A pedophile

01:17:07.640 Just give me one second 0.99

01:17:08.740 I promise

01:17:09.220 This goes

01:17:09.500 Just hear me out

01:17:11.160 The term

01:17:12.820 Pedophile

01:17:13.920 Refers to people 0.99

01:17:15.600 Who are attracted to those

01:17:16.620 That are prepubescent

01:17:18.080 Then there's something

01:17:18.940 Called a hebephile

01:17:20.580 That's people

01:17:21.440 Who are attracted to those

01:17:22.100 In the early stages of puberty

01:17:23.560 Like 11, 12, 13, 14

01:17:24.900 And then there's something

01:17:25.920 Called an e-feebophile 1.00

01:17:27.580 That's people

01:17:28.240 Who are attracted to those

01:17:28.820 In the later stages of puberty

01:17:30.220 Like 15, 16, 17, 18

01:17:31.780 But I think the reason

01:17:34.180 We don't make those distinctions

01:17:36.980 Is because it's very hard

01:17:40.720 To explain the difference

01:17:42.720 Without sounding like a pedophile

01:17:46.720 Yes

01:17:50.140 I like that

01:17:51.780 Very true

01:17:52.200 I mean he missed the punchline 0.98

01:17:53.680 Of blacks aren't people 1.00

01:17:54.680 But yeah 0.94

01:17:55.540 I guess we can go there

01:17:56.420 Toad

01:17:57.480 So I actually

01:17:58.360 I would love to hear

01:17:58.980 All of you

01:17:59.600 If you commit a crime

01:18:00.600 Crime no longer happens 1.00

01:18:01.800 I was looking at a fucking 1.00

01:18:02.400 Twitter thread 0.99

01:18:03.100 And it was like

01:18:03.840 It was like

01:18:04.700 Oh man

01:18:05.140 I like

01:18:05.520 What is it 1.00

01:18:07.020 Thin girls with big tits 1.00

01:18:08.540 And then it was a picture 1.00

01:18:09.680 Of a black girl

01:18:10.220 And I was like

01:18:10.480 Let me look at the comments

01:18:11.220 And it was all black girls 0.99

01:18:12.480 Like skinny black girls 1.00

01:18:13.760 With big tits 1.00

01:18:14.140 And I was like 1.00

01:18:14.500 There's nothing

01:18:15.200 It's like not even

01:18:15.940 I thought I was just gonna

01:18:17.160 Do a quick peruse

01:18:18.240 Of huge boos

01:18:19.000 Just for a second

01:18:19.680 Just a little

01:18:20.060 Look at this for a second

01:18:20.780 Just a small snack

01:18:21.700 I'm so confused

01:18:22.060 What the issue is here 1.00

01:18:23.200 I killed up on black boobs 1.00

01:18:25.300 And they were black boobs 1.00

01:18:26.600 And I just 0.98

01:18:27.120 I don't know

01:18:27.560 I think he's upset

01:18:28.480 That they were all black 1.00

01:18:29.460 Yeah it was like

01:18:30.320 He does like 0.99

01:18:30.920 Where are the white titties at 1.00

01:18:33.140 What's the world 0.99

01:18:34.380 Come and do 0.87

01:18:35.160 Yeah I'm a white supremacist

01:18:36.620 When it comes to that

01:18:37.400 I think Top would be

01:18:38.100 The same aroused

01:18:38.920 If you showed him 1.00

01:18:39.440 Like black tits 1.00

01:18:40.180 And like 1.00

01:18:40.860 Basically 1.00

01:18:41.560 A dog's tits 1.00

01:18:42.920 Yeah zero 1.00

01:18:43.520 It would just be like

01:18:44.660 I'm not even

01:18:45.380 Like the same 0.58

01:18:46.800 It does nothing for me

01:18:47.720 Right

01:18:48.360 You need to show Top

01:18:49.660 Albert Pujols

01:18:50.820 Or the Albert Pujols

01:18:52.260 Equivalent of a lady 0.99

01:18:53.900 Oh

01:18:54.740 Who is the Albert Pujols

01:18:56.480 Swing

01:18:59.000 And a long drive

01:19:00.360 Did he get it now

01:19:01.160 Come on baby

01:19:02.540 Get up

01:19:03.160 Get up

01:19:03.800 Oh yeah

01:19:04.980 Way out of here

01:19:06.460 Into homers landing

01:19:07.920 And it sends everyone home

01:19:09.500 And then it says get up

01:19:11.600 Get up 0.98

01:19:11.980 It's so fucking 0.99

01:19:12.680 Dude you know my Padres 0.99

01:19:14.980 Are 6-0

01:19:15.540 Yeah dude

01:19:16.800 You know my Braves

01:19:17.980 Are 0-6

01:19:18.800 You're welcome

01:19:20.360 Don't cease

01:19:21.840 Got me to win last night

01:19:23.000 How about them Patriots 1.00

01:19:24.300 Shut the fuck up 1.00

01:19:25.180 Fucking jerks 1.00

01:19:25.900 And pro far 1.00

01:19:26.540 Gets popped for PED

01:19:28.000 Dude it's awesome

01:19:29.280 Because he was

01:19:29.920 Like he had his breakout year

01:19:31.120 With the Padres

01:19:31.620 Last year

01:19:32.020 Took us to the second round

01:19:32.880 Of the playoffs 1.00

01:19:33.240 Then we get rid of his ass 1.00

01:19:34.500 And he gets popped 1.00

01:19:35.240 I was like yes

01:19:36.040 It was Michael King

01:19:36.880 And I won on the under

01:19:38.040 On the Padres game today

01:19:39.160 By the way

01:19:39.540 What do you guys think

01:19:40.760 About the bats

01:19:41.300 The bats that the Yankees

01:19:42.860 Are using

01:19:43.260 Toad hates it

01:19:45.240 I'm gonna be honest

01:19:46.480 As long as everybody

01:19:47.900 Uses them

01:19:48.400 I would like to see more

01:19:49.540 Home runs

01:19:49.760 I think it's been

01:19:50.500 I think it was in

01:19:51.460 Alright let's do steroids 0.85

01:19:52.960 Again then

01:19:53.820 Yes

01:19:54.220 Yeah

01:19:55.520 It's like he thought

01:19:56.820 He was gonna get

01:19:57.260 I thought he was

01:19:57.820 He thought he was getting 1.00

01:19:58.520 A fucking kill shot 1.00

01:20:00.120 There 1.00

01:20:00.340 And we're like

01:20:00.680 Yeah 100%

01:20:01.600 Dude do you know how

01:20:02.560 Ironically for them

01:20:03.660 All gang sauce 1.00

01:20:04.420 Out of their fucking minds 1.00

01:20:05.420 The 90s 1.00

01:20:06.260 90s baseball is awesome 0.97

01:20:07.420 New baseball is gay 1.00

01:20:08.520 With fucking torpedo bats 1.00

01:20:09.840 And ghost runners on second 1.00

01:20:11.340 Do you understand

01:20:11.900 How spectacular

01:20:12.740 A 6 foot 4

01:20:14.760 Fernando Tatis

01:20:16.340 That weighs 275 pounds

01:20:18.020 And is all muscle

01:20:18.840 All muscle

01:20:19.500 It would be 0.99

01:20:20.320 Using a fucking 0.99

01:20:21.200 I want 0.99

01:20:21.820 Using basically

01:20:23.740 Yeah

01:20:24.040 Which I have no problem

01:20:25.520 With the bats

01:20:25.940 I don't want it permitted

01:20:26.480 I want it encouraged

01:20:28.200 Like

01:20:28.980 You know what I mean

01:20:29.440 I want them to be like

01:20:30.360 Hey you got drafted

01:20:31.200 Here's your steroids

01:20:32.800 So Top likes Pujols

01:20:34.140 And Clint likes Tatis 1.00

01:20:35.260 So you know what

01:20:36.120 Yeah

01:20:36.340 Nice

01:20:36.700 You know what the problem

01:20:37.700 With these bats are

01:20:38.400 And I think we're gonna see this

01:20:39.440 Maybe even this season

01:20:40.400 I used to hit with these

01:20:42.320 But like

01:20:42.660 They're for like fly bowls

01:20:44.040 They're called fungal bats

01:20:45.080 So like real skinny

01:20:45.980 At the handle

01:20:46.700 And then big at the top

01:20:47.820 And it's a version of it

01:20:49.460 When you're hitting

01:20:50.420 Against live pitching though

01:20:51.700 If you get jammed 0.99

01:20:53.140 You're gonna fucking 0.99

01:20:53.880 You know 1.00

01:20:54.360 That bat's gonna break

01:20:55.400 But it's so top heavy

01:20:57.180 I just want

01:20:57.900 I want to see it splinter 1.00

01:20:59.020 And fucking impale somebody 0.99

01:21:00.220 Because that's like what's gonna happen 1.00

01:21:01.420 We sound like Puerto Rican problems 1.00

01:21:02.120 We just hit it hard

01:21:03.140 I'm telling you

01:21:05.760 Watch what

01:21:06.160 You're gonna see somebody 1.00

01:21:06.880 Get fucking hit 0.99

01:21:07.560 With one of these things 1.00

01:21:08.180 Because it's

01:21:08.540 It's literally a torpedo

01:21:09.720 But it's gonna be

01:21:10.920 Like a shard end at the bottom

01:21:12.240 It's gonna be sick

01:21:12.980 What I find fascinating

01:21:13.860 Is that

01:21:14.200 Like the reason

01:21:14.860 The reason that they got rid of

01:21:16.600 Aluminum bats

01:21:17.920 Because they did that

01:21:18.960 In I think it was 88

01:21:19.940 They did it for one year

01:21:21.040 Because they broke

01:21:21.200 No

01:21:22.700 They did it because

01:21:23.860 It comes

01:21:24.300 The ball speed

01:21:25.400 You said there was such certainty though

01:21:26.700 No

01:21:26.920 The ball speed off the bat

01:21:28.720 No the ball speed off the bat

01:21:31.140 Is so rapid

01:21:32.260 That it was very dangerous

01:21:33.260 For the pitchers

01:21:33.820 Oh yeah

01:21:34.060 I feel like the same thing

01:21:35.180 Is gonna happen

01:21:35.660 With these Yankees bats 0.90

01:21:36.600 So

01:21:37.220 But here's my caveat 0.99

01:21:39.340 I don't give a fuck 0.99

01:21:40.540 About these pitchers 0.98

01:21:41.400 I want to see the ball

01:21:42.380 Go 175 miles per hour 0.99

01:21:43.960 And watch them all die 1.00

01:21:44.780 I don't give a fuck 1.00

01:21:45.940 If they're throwing 105 0.99

01:21:47.660 Just basically be like

01:21:49.500 Alright you can throw gas

01:21:50.520 We can hit gas 0.96

01:21:51.260 Right back at you

01:21:51.960 Figure that into the contracts

01:21:54.420 If you don't like it

01:21:55.820 Don't take your job

01:21:56.580 Trust me

01:21:56.740 It's in the contracts

01:21:57.740 You throw 100

01:21:59.320 I throw 175 1.00

01:22:00.380 Right back at your fucking dump 1.00

01:22:01.500 Throw all knuckleballs 1.00

01:22:02.560 And then they can't do

01:22:03.340 By the way

01:22:04.780 I saw a guy

01:22:05.280 There's a

01:22:05.640 There's a guy on Instagram

01:22:08.220 He's 50 years old

01:22:09.380 And he says he has

01:22:10.040 The best knuckleball

01:22:11.080 In the world

01:22:11.820 And he's trying to make it

01:22:12.600 To the MLB

01:22:13.120 And it's really funny

01:22:13.820 To watch him

01:22:14.360 Like he's like

01:22:15.080 He's out there

01:22:16.360 And he's like

01:22:16.700 I can still throw 80

01:22:17.740 And he's like

01:22:18.740 Trying to do fastballs

01:22:19.640 The show where we're talking

01:22:20.460 About Instagram videos

01:22:21.640 Hey

01:22:22.640 Almost every video

01:22:24.420 Almost every video

01:22:25.360 Tonight

01:22:25.760 I saw

01:22:26.580 It's been a great time

01:22:27.760 No shut up

01:22:28.760 Almost every video

01:22:30.260 We show tonight

01:22:31.000 I saw on Instagram

01:22:32.120 Two three

01:22:32.920 Like the black guy 1.00

01:22:34.480 Naked jumping 0.98

01:22:35.080 I saw that a year ago

01:22:36.320 On Instagram 1.00

01:22:36.880 So fuck you 1.00

01:22:38.780 I know where the good stuff 1.00

01:22:39.740 Is at

01:22:40.080 I know where the gold is

01:22:41.000 But what's weird about Cole

01:22:42.160 Is he doesn't bring it to us

01:22:43.440 Yes I do

01:22:44.460 I do

01:22:44.840 Well because also

01:22:45.700 You used to drop it

01:22:46.640 In the old Instagram chat

01:22:47.680 Which no one saw

01:22:48.620 Also and also

01:22:49.560 I do

01:22:50.020 I'll save them

01:22:50.760 And I send them

01:22:51.500 And then Toe goes 0.96

01:22:52.180 I don't know how to

01:22:53.140 Get these videos

01:22:54.060 Into

01:22:54.600 In fairness

01:22:55.540 In fairness

01:22:56.200 Neither do I

01:22:57.100 No I do

01:22:57.960 No I know how to do it

01:22:59.080 Dude I do all the stuff

01:23:00.360 On PC

01:23:00.900 You cannot do that

01:23:02.260 You can't download

01:23:03.260 The videos on a desktop

01:23:04.400 Real quick

01:23:06.080 I'm just going to

01:23:06.580 Check that out

01:23:07.120 Dude if he

01:23:09.380 If we just caught him

01:23:10.440 In a lie

01:23:10.760 This will be phenomenal

01:23:11.680 Liar I can't

01:23:14.020 Great content 0.99

01:23:14.920 Dude after he just spent

01:23:16.620 He just spent the first hour

01:23:18.000 So adamant

01:23:19.580 That he would literally 0.99

01:23:20.480 Rather die a pedophile 0.99

01:23:21.940 Than ever lie 1.00

01:23:22.700 And now he just lied

01:23:25.140 Amazing

01:23:25.740 I'm an honest man

01:23:26.660 No I think you're not

01:23:28.280 I think you just lied

01:23:29.580 And I think you're not 0.99

01:23:30.340 I think you're a pedophile now 1.00

01:23:31.340 Now I think you're a pedophile 1.00

01:23:33.400 And a liar 1.00

01:23:34.720 Not only are you a liar 1.00

01:23:35.980 But you are a pedophile 1.00

01:23:37.260 You know what 1.00

01:23:37.360 Now I don't even think 1.00

01:23:38.740 You'd fuck those kids 1.00

01:23:39.620 Fuck off 1.00

01:23:39.860 I have video download helpers 1.00

01:23:41.540 Do you know how you said 1.00

01:23:42.400 You'd fuck those kids 1.00

01:23:43.140 I don't think you would 1.00

01:23:44.320 I have video download help 1.00

01:23:45.560 You think I'm a fucking moron 1.00

01:23:47.240 Dude I know all the browser extensions 1.00

01:23:49.280 No it's not that helpful

01:23:51.340 It's just a huge chore 1.00

01:23:54.480 Huge pain in the ass 1.00

01:23:55.540 So you said you would 1.00

01:23:56.020 Fuck kids before lying 1.00

01:23:57.620 And now you're already lying 1.00

01:23:59.220 So like we're way past 1.00

01:24:00.840 Fucking kids then 1.00

01:24:01.700 Again yeah 1.00

01:24:02.260 This is worse than fucking kids 1.00

01:24:03.540 Honestly 1.00

01:24:03.820 You can't do it in Twitter

01:24:05.380 It's not Twitter anymore

01:24:08.140 It's X

01:24:08.600 I use it

01:24:10.180 You can download videos

01:24:11.120 From X

01:24:11.820 You could

01:24:12.260 Yeah Twitter video downloader

01:24:13.580 I used it a million times

01:24:15.040 You can download it

01:24:15.780 No no no

01:24:16.160 That only works for tweets

01:24:17.700 Yeah that's what I'm talking about

01:24:19.220 No I'm talking about

01:24:19.940 I send videos in

01:24:21.320 Like in the chat

01:24:22.720 Cole can you download a video

01:24:24.020 From Instagram on desktop or not

01:24:25.860 On desktop I don't know

01:24:27.340 I don't use Instagram on desktop

01:24:28.580 We're not talking about Instagram

01:24:29.560 We're talking about Twitter

01:24:30.600 Wait no

01:24:31.980 We've been talking about Instagram

01:24:33.060 Nope I'm talking about

01:24:33.940 No no no

01:24:34.320 I don't even use Instagram 0.98

01:24:36.080 So I don't fucking know 0.98

01:24:37.000 I'm talking about Twitter 0.95

01:24:37.840 Some videos you're allowed

01:24:39.460 To download on X

01:24:41.020 On desktop

01:24:41.780 And others you're not

01:24:42.600 It depends on the settings

01:24:43.380 When you upload it

01:24:45.100 I don't think so

01:24:47.140 Because I've never seen one

01:24:48.200 It's a fact

01:24:49.420 I've done it

01:24:50.260 I've produced a show

01:24:51.540 Yeah 1.00

01:24:53.300 This is a stupid conversation 1.00

01:24:57.400 Toad 1.00

01:24:58.240 Correct 0.99

01:24:58.560 You know what's even stupider 0.99

01:25:00.760 To lie about it 1.00

01:25:01.760 Toad if you could

01:25:03.960 Toad if you could commit one crime 1.00

01:25:06.040 It's a stupid conversation 1.00

01:25:07.360 What a fucking way to off his gate 1.00

01:25:09.840 Well this is stupid 1.00

01:25:10.880 You know what 1.00

01:25:12.220 Now that you guys caught me lying 0.99

01:25:13.280 This is a dumb conversation 0.97

01:25:14.620 And I'm done with it 1.00

01:25:15.540 You guys are stupid for having it 1.00

01:25:17.860 I wonder what he's like 1.00

01:25:19.320 In the workplace by the way

01:25:20.280 I wonder if he's the same way

01:25:21.660 He doesn't produce anything

01:25:23.540 Do you just make excuses at work

01:25:28.040 And lie to the people

01:25:28.940 No I

01:25:29.300 They just don't want to deal with you

01:25:31.160 So let's go

01:25:31.640 Okay dude

01:25:32.480 The bad thing is

01:25:33.420 We can't take what he says right here

01:25:35.180 Whatever he's going to say

01:25:36.060 We can't take it as truth either

01:25:37.740 Like he's just going to lie about it 1.00

01:25:38.800 He makes up some bullshit story 1.00

01:25:40.580 Hell story 1.00

01:25:41.240 Every time we're

01:25:42.060 Where's the reporter

01:25:42.900 And I quote

01:25:44.180 He said

01:25:44.560 I am unbelievably productive

01:25:46.360 I am

01:25:47.220 What do you do?

01:25:49.380 What do you

01:25:49.920 What does that mean though?

01:25:52.300 What does that mean?

01:25:53.620 It's like asking a project manager

01:25:54.940 What they do?

01:25:55.980 Yeah with AI 0.97

01:25:56.620 There's no fucking real 0.95

01:25:57.760 Like actual development 0.97

01:25:59.300 Now you sound like my manager

01:26:00.540 And I'm pushing back on that

01:26:02.380 Well

01:26:02.600 Exactly

01:26:03.440 That's my point

01:26:04.480 Now you sound like my manager 0.99

01:26:07.680 You don't fucking do anything 0.99

01:26:08.940 He's like 0.99

01:26:09.740 Toad

01:26:10.100 We've seen your productivity

01:26:11.180 We're God

01:26:11.920 He's like

01:26:12.780 I gotta push back on that

01:26:14.320 You think I want to sit there

01:26:15.740 All day 1.00

01:26:16.260 And tell this fucking AI 1.00

01:26:17.760 Try to prompt it correctly 1.00

01:26:19.360 To write this fucking code 1.00

01:26:19.760 Do you think I want to do my job? 1.00

01:26:21.180 Why don't you write myself

01:26:21.920 Way faster than coming up 1.00

01:26:23.700 With a fucking prompt 0.99

01:26:24.540 To get the AI to do it 1.00

01:26:26.080 And then the AI's gonna do it wrong

01:26:27.020 Why don't you write a program

01:26:28.120 For the prompts

01:26:29.260 It's called

01:26:30.140 You didn't write 1.00

01:26:31.000 It's such bullshit 1.00

01:26:32.160 Hey 1.00

01:26:32.460 Calm down

01:26:33.380 What AI

01:26:34.540 What AI are they making you use?

01:26:36.160 Get a hold of yourself 1.00

01:26:36.960 Faggot 1.00

01:26:37.780 Are you 1.00

01:26:38.820 Struggling to adjust

01:26:40.740 Toad

01:26:41.060 Toad 1.00

01:26:41.080 You fucking Luddite 1.00

01:26:44.460 Yo could you answer me 1.00

01:26:45.640 What AI

01:26:46.400 What AI

01:26:47.000 Are they asking you to use?

01:26:49.500 Four year old man

01:26:50.580 Whichever one is in cursor

01:26:52.200 In like chat GBT 0.99

01:26:53.640 Open AI shit 0.99

01:26:54.660 So you don't know which one? 0.99

01:26:57.100 It's all of those

01:26:58.360 All of the above

01:26:59.040 It's all the AI's

01:26:59.960 It's all of them together

01:27:00.860 They're just telling you

01:27:01.560 They're just telling you

01:27:01.580 They're just telling you

01:27:02.160 Hey

01:27:02.500 Use all the AI's 0.84

01:27:03.860 To replace your job

01:27:04.620 Is what they're saying

01:27:05.080 They're like

01:27:05.420 They're like

01:27:05.780 Dude

01:27:06.000 Can you just do something?

01:27:09.080 They're like

01:27:09.480 Hey Toad

01:27:09.860 Could you just try

01:27:10.560 Any of these?

01:27:11.740 Can you talk to the DV

01:27:12.620 Real quick Toad

01:27:13.220 I want you to go

01:27:13.440 Way faster

01:27:14.220 It's like

01:27:14.580 Hey 0.99

01:27:14.760 Use fucking grok 0.99

01:27:16.640 Could you produce some 0.99

01:27:16.880 Sort of work for us?

01:27:18.980 Something

01:27:19.300 Just busy

01:27:19.800 Just busy work

01:27:20.540 Just keeping him busy

01:27:21.240 Well this is why

01:27:21.960 He's unbelievably productive

01:27:23.020 Because he's refusing

01:27:24.120 To use AI

01:27:24.800 When he easily could

01:27:25.560 I code insanely fast

01:27:27.380 Actually

01:27:27.800 It's just all bad

01:27:29.600 But you can't download

01:27:30.520 A video from Instagram

01:27:31.420 What are you even coding?

01:27:33.760 Could you

01:27:34.280 Could you code something

01:27:35.540 To download a video

01:27:36.380 From Instagram?

01:27:37.240 Toad's coding in the hospital

01:27:38.660 Yeah 1.00

01:27:39.540 He's fucking 1.00

01:27:40.600 He's 1.00

01:27:41.040 Died

01:27:41.540 Toad

01:27:43.320 Toad

01:27:43.360 Toad

01:27:43.640 Toad

01:27:44.460 Toad

01:27:44.700 Serious question

01:27:45.380 Could you

01:27:46.480 Could you code

01:27:47.400 Could you code something

01:27:48.380 To download videos

01:27:49.300 From Instagram 0.92

01:27:50.140 This nigga codes everywhere 1.00

01:27:51.220 You two hear all the stroke stories 0.99

01:27:52.840 Probably

01:27:54.840 Wait

01:27:55.840 Wait

01:27:56.180 Why probably 1.00

01:27:57.000 You're this master fucking coder 0.99

01:27:58.580 Why can't you? 1.00

01:28:00.040 Why would I

01:28:00.520 Why would I do it

01:28:01.220 When those apps already exist though?

01:28:03.060 Well if they exist

01:28:03.840 But they don't work according to you 0.98

01:28:05.100 Could you fucking get one that works? 0.98

01:28:07.060 Could you make one that works? 0.99

01:28:08.760 It's just a 0.99

01:28:09.240 It's a total fucking 0.99

01:28:11.300 Annoyance 0.99

01:28:11.840 And I'm not doing it

01:28:12.500 Because that's just

01:28:13.260 You have to basically scrape

01:28:14.000 Well I get here at 10 o'clock 1.00

01:28:15.500 Because the fucking train 0.99

01:28:16.920 Missed it 1.00

01:28:18.060 And I have to

01:28:18.620 And then I sit here for about two hours

01:28:20.760 And I will give bets

01:28:20.980 And then these homeless people 1.00

01:28:21.820 Listen to their fucking music super loud 1.00

01:28:24.140 Because they're black 1.00

01:28:25.080 I think at the end of the day 0.99

01:28:28.480 I might do

01:28:29.160 Maybe 15 minutes of coding

01:28:31.220 And it's not even that good

01:28:32.460 And then when I get home

01:28:33.480 I walk past the bridge

01:28:34.560 And I just think about 0.98

01:28:35.520 Killing myself 0.92

01:28:36.520 The entire time 0.98

01:28:37.400 That's all I can think about

01:28:38.080 All day at work

01:28:38.920 Is betting

01:28:39.500 Betting

01:28:39.940 Betting

01:28:40.200 Betting

01:28:40.460 Actually yes

01:28:41.900 About seven and a half hours

01:28:46.760 Of my day are spent

01:28:47.620 Hedging my bets

01:28:50.300 And I just go

01:28:51.520 Daphne tap tap

01:28:52.600 Code code code

01:28:53.520 Daphne tap tap

01:28:54.460 Code code code

01:28:55.400 All day

01:28:55.900 I pump out code so fast

01:28:58.120 That it's a bottleneck

01:28:59.120 Because it all has to get through

01:29:00.080 Like the review process

01:29:01.120 And it's like all these

01:29:02.320 Like

01:29:02.640 Dude you do 1.00

01:29:03.220 You do this shit 1.00

01:29:04.020 Eight hours a day 1.00

01:29:04.760 Eight hours a day

01:29:05.680 Code code code

01:29:07.200 You do it in a tech

01:29:08.120 If you take the specifications

01:29:10.200 From the customers

01:29:11.320 And you bring them down

01:29:13.020 To the software engineers

01:29:14.140 Yes

01:29:14.560 Yes

01:29:15.100 That's right

01:29:16.140 Well then I just have to ask

01:29:18.180 Why couldn't the customers

01:29:19.360 Just take them directly

01:29:21.140 To the software people

01:29:22.660 Huh

01:29:22.900 Well

01:29:23.660 I'll tell you why

01:29:24.900 Because

01:29:27.140 Engineers

01:29:28.580 Are not good

01:29:29.720 At dealing with customers

01:29:31.320 He's right

01:29:32.340 So

01:29:32.520 You physically

01:29:34.900 Take the specs

01:29:36.520 From the customer

01:29:38.020 You're amazing

01:29:38.780 Well

01:29:40.220 No

01:29:43.000 My secretary does that

01:29:44.620 Or the fax

01:29:45.700 So then you must

01:29:48.140 Physically bring them

01:29:49.460 To the software people

01:29:50.520 Well

01:29:51.000 No

01:29:53.660 Yeah I mean

01:29:55.220 Sometimes

01:29:56.220 I'm telling you right now

01:29:57.100 Like we don't have this guy

01:29:58.260 What would you say

01:29:58.980 And it's a huge problem

01:30:00.160 Nigga you are this guy 1.00

01:30:01.540 No I'm not 1.00

01:30:02.440 I'm one of the fucking engineers 0.99

01:30:04.240 What are you engineering 1.00

01:30:06.780 Are you supposed to say coding

01:30:09.140 For what

01:30:10.020 To say software

01:30:10.740 To what end

01:30:11.660 Software

01:30:12.500 Engineering software 0.99

01:30:13.960 I don't want to fucking 0.99

01:30:14.000 Dox myself 0.99

01:30:14.400 And say what the company does

01:30:15.580 I am coding

01:30:16.360 Engineering

01:30:17.200 Software

01:30:17.960 I'll just keep saying

01:30:19.040 Buzzwords

01:30:19.720 This is the paywall segment

01:30:20.600 Only 30 people will know

01:30:21.760 And we do not

01:30:22.600 They dox my house in this

01:30:23.760 We do not have any

01:30:24.560 Project managers

01:30:25.480 Yeah exactly

01:30:27.360 Meaning me

01:30:28.520 Yeah sorry

01:30:29.440 Nobody wants

01:30:31.460 So you can

01:30:31.940 It's advertising

01:30:33.440 Analytics software

01:30:34.740 Why don't you 1.00

01:30:35.780 You're a motherfucker 1.00

01:30:36.900 By the way 1.00

01:30:37.240 Why don't you create

01:30:37.760 Some software for us

01:30:38.860 Because ad analytics software

01:30:42.340 Is what basically

01:30:43.560 Destroy

01:30:44.140 Like why we get 0.99

01:30:44.940 Fucking 0.99

01:30:45.260 You say 1.00

01:30:45.740 Hey I really need

01:30:46.820 Some pancakes

01:30:47.380 And all of a sudden

01:30:47.920 You're getting pancake 1.00

01:30:48.780 Like shit 1.00

01:30:49.540 On your ads 1.00

01:30:50.620 All over your phone

01:30:51.620 Dude you are

01:30:52.620 The pegeet dude

01:30:53.500 Yeah you're that 1.00

01:30:54.860 Motherfucker 1.00

01:30:55.500 You're the one 1.00

01:30:56.240 That's like

01:30:56.540 You're listening

01:30:57.200 Dude he's getting

01:30:58.200 Browner 0.96

01:30:58.740 Look at him

01:30:59.180 He looks very pegeety

01:31:00.180 He's the one

01:31:04.120 Developing the software

01:31:05.040 For like

01:31:05.600 If you hear

01:31:06.400 This word

01:31:07.440 Give them these ads 1.00

01:31:09.200 No fuck you 1.00

01:31:10.040 Alright well then 1.00

01:31:10.640 Tell us what you're doing

01:31:11.280 Thank you

01:31:11.740 Come again

01:31:12.240 I just told you

01:31:13.320 It's software

01:31:15.000 That deals with

01:31:16.020 Don't be 0.99

01:31:17.000 Fucking rude 0.99

01:31:18.000 What 0.99

01:31:19.400 I just want you to

01:31:25.360 Answer my question 0.99

01:31:26.140 Stop fucking rude 0.99

01:31:27.020 By just being 0.99

01:31:27.600 Elusive

01:31:27.960 Stop being elusive

01:31:32.540 Just answer the question

01:31:33.520 Alright look

01:31:34.320 You want to

01:31:34.980 You want to

01:31:35.280 Transition out of 1.00

01:31:35.820 This shitty job 0.99

01:31:36.420 I respect that 0.97

01:31:37.500 I'm asking you

01:31:38.640 Why can't

01:31:39.320 You create

01:31:39.780 Why can't

01:31:40.340 It's probably

01:31:40.920 A pretty good job

01:31:41.580 Look he hates it 0.97

01:31:43.100 So it's shitty 0.96

01:31:43.580 So I want to know 1.00

01:31:44.920 He also hates pussy 1.00

01:31:46.040 Just hold on 1.00

01:31:47.000 Just hold on

01:31:47.460 I want to know

01:31:48.120 I just want to know

01:31:49.160 What you could use

01:31:50.440 Your skill set

01:31:51.160 To produce something

01:31:52.400 That's valuable

01:31:53.480 In the market

01:31:54.240 I don't want to

01:31:55.100 Write software

01:31:55.620 Anymore at all

01:31:56.300 Dude

01:31:56.560 Your skill set

01:31:57.600 I don't want to

01:31:58.160 Do it

01:31:58.400 I hate it

01:31:59.240 I'm good at it 0.99

01:32:01.480 And I fucking hate it 0.97

01:32:02.640 Have you been doing it 0.99

01:32:03.460 For like 20 years

01:32:04.640 Yes

01:32:05.120 I don't think

01:32:05.760 You're good at it

01:32:07.500 To be honest

01:32:08.100 When can you retire

01:32:09.100 Look at all

01:32:09.820 That's true

01:32:10.780 When can you retire

01:32:11.700 Hmm

01:32:13.340 You're probably

01:32:14.080 Fully invested now

01:32:14.920 Aren't you

01:32:15.300 What do you mean

01:32:16.700 What do you mean

01:32:16.720 We've done it 20 years

01:32:18.120 Is there a pension

01:32:18.820 Or is it just 1.00

01:32:19.480 401k shit 1.00

01:32:20.140 401k 1.00

01:32:21.340 So you can split

01:32:23.180 You can dunzos

01:32:24.460 I mean I've got

01:32:25.840 A decent amount

01:32:26.540 I've got to keep

01:32:26.960 Saving though

01:32:27.740 For what

01:32:28.840 For what

01:32:29.400 What are you saving

01:32:30.480 Towards

01:32:30.680 He's got a nest egg

01:32:31.480 He's got a nest egg

01:32:32.220 For him

01:32:32.720 For what

01:32:33.260 No in all seriousness

01:32:34.220 This is your life 1.00

01:32:35.840 What the fuck 1.00

01:32:36.640 What are you 1.00

01:32:37.320 Building towards

01:32:38.560 Like what

01:32:39.960 What is his

01:32:40.580 Grand plan

01:32:41.380 Like it all

01:32:42.600 Sometimes

01:32:42.960 I just don't

01:32:44.220 Want to do this

01:32:44.800 Anymore

01:32:45.200 I have

01:32:45.600 Like I'm not

01:32:47.240 Even trying to 0.98

01:32:47.640 Be a dick 1.00

01:32:48.080 Just like 1.00

01:32:48.620 Fucking do something 0.99

01:32:50.860 I don't know 1.00

01:32:51.400 Like he's like

01:32:51.980 You're

01:32:52.260 I don't know

01:32:52.720 I don't know

01:32:53.160 I have more money

01:32:53.840 Than all of you

01:32:54.380 Except for Clint

01:32:55.100 Yeah but

01:32:55.840 Okay

01:32:56.220 Correct

01:32:56.620 Cool

01:32:57.420 Are you richer

01:32:58.440 Than all of us

01:32:59.140 Would you

01:32:59.500 Who has more of life

01:33:00.440 Yeah who's

01:33:01.420 Who

01:33:01.800 If we

01:33:02.880 I'm on the verge

01:33:03.560 Of death

01:33:04.040 So not me

01:33:04.700 So I win

01:33:06.020 But here

01:33:07.280 I this

01:33:07.940 I'm like

01:33:08.640 This is not a gotcha

01:33:09.520 I'm saying

01:33:10.040 Why don't you use

01:33:11.240 Your skills

01:33:11.800 To produce something

01:33:13.020 That like creates

01:33:14.660 Passive income

01:33:15.400 That can replace

01:33:16.600 Your existing job

01:33:17.580 So you can actually

01:33:18.200 Do what you love

01:33:18.880 Yeah

01:33:19.900 You understand what I'm saying

01:33:20.580 I don't even know

01:33:21.540 What he loves

01:33:22.160 By the way

01:33:22.840 Well he loves betting

01:33:23.920 I don't know

01:33:24.600 If he loves betting

01:33:25.400 I don't think

01:33:26.160 He knows what love is

01:33:27.160 It's the thing

01:33:28.080 That he does the most

01:33:29.080 So it would free him up

01:33:30.740 Like you would be

01:33:31.460 A lot better

01:33:32.040 Like for instance

01:33:32.820 If you didn't have to

01:33:33.860 Go to work

01:33:34.180 Eight hours a day

01:33:34.720 You could actually

01:33:35.320 Sit there and watch

01:33:36.200 The games

01:33:36.600 You could actually

01:33:37.160 Understand

01:33:37.840 The dynamics

01:33:39.140 Of the sports

01:33:39.840 As opposed to

01:33:40.620 Just looking at 0.99

01:33:41.200 This bullshit analytics 1.00

01:33:42.100 It's perpetual motion 0.99

01:33:43.320 I'm not using analytics

01:33:44.260 You bet to get

01:33:44.980 Make money

01:33:45.420 To make money

01:33:46.040 To bet

01:33:46.520 And it's perpetual motion

01:33:47.680 You're just

01:33:48.440 I mean I am

01:33:49.480 It's not the primary

01:33:49.880 Component at all

01:33:50.880 He's like

01:33:51.520 I have to go to

01:33:52.520 I have to go to work

01:33:53.520 So I can make money

01:33:54.240 So I can lose money

01:33:54.960 Sports betting

01:33:55.420 I don't know what

01:33:55.960 You don't understand

01:33:56.560 About this

01:33:57.160 We take the work

01:33:59.380 And it all falls apart

01:34:01.080 I like sports betting

01:34:02.080 And I've made money

01:34:02.940 Doing it

01:34:03.520 I make money

01:34:04.340 So I can lose money

01:34:05.100 I don't know what

01:34:05.740 You guys don't get

01:34:06.340 About this

01:34:06.800 It's like every two weeks

01:34:07.760 I get paid for my job

01:34:08.960 Okay you get that part

01:34:09.780 If I don't keep making money

01:34:11.500 I can't keep losing money

01:34:12.740 Do you understand yet?

01:34:14.120 It's like every two weeks

01:34:14.960 I get a pay stub

01:34:16.060 After that pay stub

01:34:17.020 I have two weeks

01:34:17.700 To blow it all away

01:34:18.780 On the Yankees

01:34:19.640 And the Red Sox

01:34:20.240 I believe that you're skilled

01:34:25.080 At coding

01:34:25.600 I don't know why

01:34:26.420 I believe you

01:34:26.820 I shouldn't believe you

01:34:27.620 But I do

01:34:28.220 If you have this skill set

01:34:29.800 I'm being totally honest

01:34:30.680 You ought to create

01:34:31.640 A product

01:34:32.320 That can be

01:34:33.420 That can make you

01:34:34.280 Rich 1.00

01:34:35.020 So you can fucking 1.00

01:34:35.880 Travel to 0.99

01:34:36.980 Or as we've said

01:34:38.420 Multiple times

01:34:39.480 You have enough time

01:34:40.320 Enough

01:34:40.840 Like

01:34:41.280 We've talked about this

01:34:42.800 You have enough

01:34:43.320 You can liquidate

01:34:44.120 Everything you have

01:34:45.180 Just get some other place

01:34:46.560 In fairness

01:34:47.660 You do have enough

01:34:48.700 To do whatever you want

01:34:49.440 At this point

01:34:49.820 But I'm saying

01:34:50.220 You could use your skills

01:34:52.220 To make something

01:34:52.920 Really awesome

01:34:53.940 You do

01:34:55.920 This is motivational 0.99

01:34:56.980 I'm not talking shit 0.96

01:34:58.140 Everybody else is being mean to you 0.95

01:34:59.280 I'm being nice

01:34:59.820 I'm saying

01:35:00.440 You could make more money Toad

01:35:01.860 I'm asking you

01:35:02.580 Why you don't do it

01:35:03.180 You could make less money

01:35:05.540 But be happier

01:35:06.460 I think

01:35:07.040 You could do that too

01:35:07.960 But you know what

01:35:08.480 That's not what I'm advocating

01:35:09.700 I'm advocating

01:35:10.360 You find a way

01:35:11.180 To make the same amount of money

01:35:12.340 Or more

01:35:12.920 But not have to go 1.00

01:35:14.200 To your shitty job 1.00

01:35:14.880 That makes you miserable 1.00

01:35:15.620 I think 0.94

01:35:16.840 You sell your house

01:35:18.040 You liquidate everything

01:35:19.660 This is probably the worst post show

01:35:20.880 That we've ever done

01:35:21.560 You buy a place

01:35:22.840 You buy a place

01:35:23.680 Cheap with some land

01:35:24.840 You can even just put

01:35:25.760 A trailer and some land

01:35:27.100 You have a bunch of other money

01:35:28.400 Saved up from your sale

01:35:29.660 It's a leftover

01:35:30.720 You can just chill

01:35:32.120 You don't have to make

01:35:32.940 A lot of money at that point

01:35:34.020 It won't take my invention

01:35:35.180 If I do it on the side

01:35:36.400 But I just don't want

01:35:37.380 Dude 0.99

01:35:37.560 I fucking hate 0.99

01:35:39.600 Software development 1.00

01:35:41.740 You don't understand

01:35:42.500 I hate it

01:35:43.480 I have no motivation

01:35:44.800 To do it

01:35:45.460 Yeah

01:35:46.660 I get that

01:35:47.980 But

01:35:48.340 You do have

01:35:49.020 Year after year

01:35:50.080 Rolls by baby

01:35:51.120 I go

01:35:51.880 And I still do it

01:35:53.520 You know

01:35:54.000 Because I'm making

01:35:54.480 A ton of money

01:35:55.040 By doing it

01:35:55.660 And I

01:35:56.140 What

01:35:57.180 To what

01:35:58.240 I'm just doing it

01:36:01.020 To make money

01:36:01.620 It's so sad

01:36:02.200 Meet Cameron

01:36:02.820 Says 0.93

01:36:03.060 Cole's kid

01:36:03.780 Dumped purple

01:36:04.360 Die all over his office

01:36:05.220 And his wife 1.00

01:36:05.700 Wants to kill him 1.00

01:36:06.360 This could be your life 1.00

01:36:07.460 Toad

01:36:07.660 Unironically that

01:36:08.940 Like it's better

01:36:10.400 It's better to make

01:36:10.700 $30,000 a year

01:36:12.340 And that

01:36:13.140 Than it is 0.99

01:36:14.280 To make fucking 0.99

01:36:15.160 $200,000 a year 0.99

01:36:16.900 Tom has already done it

01:36:18.260 Why

01:36:18.600 Why

01:36:18.920 Because money

01:36:19.620 What are you getting

01:36:21.080 Out of this money 1.00

01:36:21.640 Not pussy 0.99

01:36:22.240 That's for sure 1.00

01:36:22.980 No fucking 0.97

01:36:24.180 No fulfillment 0.99

01:36:25.120 That's for sure

01:36:26.140 Hold on

01:36:26.860 Jose

01:36:27.400 I think it's

01:36:28.060 Toad feel good

01:36:28.920 To be

01:36:29.180 To have money

01:36:29.660 Hold on

01:36:30.380 Tom

01:36:30.720 Literally already did this

01:36:32.360 You get to show us up

01:36:33.280 Go I make more money

01:36:34.140 Than you

01:36:34.520 Cool

01:36:35.200 Good for you 0.99

01:36:35.900 No one fucking cares 0.99

01:36:36.920 Stop coding viruses 0.99

01:36:38.180 I actually start coding

01:36:40.500 Yeah

01:36:40.720 I at least said stop it

01:36:42.120 Yeah start coding viruses

01:36:43.080 That'd be perfect

01:36:43.820 Dude why don't you

01:36:44.640 Become a black hat 0.98

01:36:45.560 Black hat hacker 0.84

01:36:46.900 Yeah

01:36:47.680 How much money

01:36:49.120 Do you make a month

01:36:49.780 Toad

01:36:50.060 Yeah

01:36:50.980 Lay it out in brass

01:36:52.220 12

01:36:53.100 12-5

01:36:53.740 Gross

01:36:54.720 Don't do the net

01:36:55.680 With your gambling

01:36:56.800 Losses

01:36:57.280 I'm guessing 12-5

01:36:58.320 How close am I

01:36:59.860 Not far off

01:37:03.620 You look like

01:37:05.880 A 12-5 man

01:37:06.700 12-5 a month

01:37:09.060 It's not enough

01:37:10.560 To live the way

01:37:11.140 That you live

01:37:11.600 Yo

01:37:12.040 Not worth it at all

01:37:13.000 Top top

01:37:13.440 How much did you

01:37:14.040 Give up a month

01:37:15.060 Whenever you stopped

01:37:16.020 Whenever you moved down

01:37:17.100 Like whenever you went

01:37:18.040 From trucking every day

01:37:19.760 And you're like 1.00

01:37:21.180 I'm quitting this shit 1.00

01:37:21.860 Or even the MTA 1.00

01:37:23.660 Oh it fluctuated wildly

01:37:24.880 But I make like

01:37:25.620 Way more now

01:37:26.300 Yeah

01:37:26.920 But you gave up

01:37:28.200 At that point

01:37:29.080 You weren't gonna

01:37:29.600 Make way more

01:37:30.480 You were giving up

01:37:31.240 It was a risk

01:37:32.400 But I knew

01:37:33.060 What I wanted to do

01:37:34.980 And I knew

01:37:35.420 What I could do

01:37:36.120 So then

01:37:36.680 And you had

01:37:37.760 A wife and two kids

01:37:38.760 Toad you make

01:37:39.420 About 75 bucks

01:37:40.300 An hour right

01:37:40.760 I haven't done the math

01:37:43.040 Well I just did it

01:37:44.540 For doing nothing

01:37:45.640 You make 75 bucks

01:37:46.880 An hour

01:37:47.180 I don't do nothing

01:37:48.500 Yeah

01:37:49.640 But you could though

01:37:51.320 You need your subscribers

01:37:52.420 To give you at least

01:37:53.920 Like 50 cents an hour

01:37:55.420 I don't think about my life

01:37:56.320 Yet they want to tell me

01:37:57.320 About my life

01:37:57.940 Which is the thing

01:37:58.700 The only thing I understand

01:38:00.120 About your life

01:38:00.660 Is that you don't like it

01:38:01.880 Yeah

01:38:02.260 So that's the whole reason

01:38:03.580 That I have something to say

01:38:04.420 No you're right

01:38:04.900 I don't

01:38:05.680 Yeah

01:38:05.940 It's so funny

01:38:06.560 But I like this 0.99

01:38:07.420 Dude it's my fucking birthday 0.99

01:38:09.360 I don't want 0.99

01:38:09.900 I don't want any of this

01:38:10.900 Well it's your birthday

01:38:11.880 So that's the reason

01:38:13.180 That it spurred

01:38:14.100 This conversation

01:38:14.500 It's gonna be my death day

01:38:15.240 No it's not

01:38:16.320 No it's not

01:38:16.980 Because I love you

01:38:18.260 And you're not allowed

01:38:19.040 To kill yourself

01:38:19.580 So there you go 1.00

01:38:20.300 Actually Clint

01:38:21.120 I disagree 0.99

01:38:21.700 This is your death day 0.99

01:38:22.780 The death day to old toad 0.96

01:38:23.940 Because it's the new birth 0.59

01:38:25.140 To new toad

01:38:26.320 Look we said that

01:38:27.460 I don't ignore these guys 0.99

01:38:28.580 Whatever you're jerking off 0.99

01:38:29.640 Amount is per day 0.99

01:38:30.660 Quadruple it 0.97

01:38:31.720 You're just not jerking off 0.96

01:38:34.300 Not terrible advice

01:38:35.260 I just want to be very clear

01:38:38.920 This is not

01:38:39.460 This is not a vicious

01:38:40.460 Vindictive thing

01:38:41.260 That I'm doing here

01:38:41.840 I'm saying

01:38:42.280 I think that you have

01:38:43.620 The skill set

01:38:44.200 To supplement your income

01:38:45.700 In a way that could

01:38:46.380 Make you quit your job

01:38:47.640 And not reduce your income

01:38:49.060 So that you could then

01:38:50.120 Actually enjoy your life

01:38:51.380 I just don't get what the obsession is

01:38:52.000 With the high income

01:38:52.780 You don't need a ton of income

01:38:54.000 You're a single dude

01:38:55.160 But he cares about that

01:38:56.900 That's what I'm saying

01:38:57.540 I'm trying to

01:38:58.580 It's a crazy thing

01:38:59.260 To be focused on

01:39:00.260 I don't know

01:39:00.680 I'm trying to explain

01:39:01.360 That he doesn't have to

01:39:02.300 Sacrifice his income necessarily

01:39:03.680 If he's smart about his transition

01:39:05.120 Out of his current career

01:39:05.960 That's what I'm saying

01:39:06.500 What are you getting out of

01:39:07.140 I don't know

01:39:08.000 I just don't even understand

01:39:08.900 That's what you should do

01:39:09.600 You should transition 1.00

01:39:10.500 Like what about your like

01:39:12.920 The amount of money that you make

01:39:14.580 Riches your life that much

01:39:16.060 I just I don't know

01:39:16.820 Because you have nice cozy

01:39:18.120 Have you seen that TV?

01:39:19.220 It's how I have everything that I have

01:39:20.780 Like all my things

01:39:23.600 I'll be

01:39:24.740 A decent place

01:39:25.880 Yeah you have a nice

01:39:26.900 You have a nice place

01:39:27.580 It's very well kept

01:39:28.340 Here's my

01:39:29.240 Here's my

01:39:29.780 Here's my honest

01:39:30.660 My honest recommendation

01:39:31.860 This is my honest recommendation 0.99

01:39:34.040 You should fucking take a vacation 0.99

01:39:36.320 And go to Thailand 1.00

01:39:37.300 And buy a bitch 1.00

01:39:38.820 Buy a bitch 1.00

01:39:40.560 Yeah 1.00

01:39:40.780 Not for fucking 0.99

01:39:42.060 When was it 0.99

01:39:42.660 For marriage

01:39:43.240 When was the last time

01:39:43.780 You actually went on vacation

01:39:45.220 Like a legit

01:39:46.280 Like two week

01:39:47.800 You know

01:39:48.800 You strike me

01:39:49.580 You strike me 1.00

01:39:50.360 As the type of nigga 1.00

01:39:50.880 Who hasn't vacationed 0.94

01:39:52.360 In a decade

01:39:52.860 If I have to define

01:39:55.100 Vacation

01:39:55.780 Can we send him on a cruise

01:39:57.160 With a film crew

01:39:58.140 By himself

01:39:58.900 If I should define

01:40:02.200 Vacation

01:40:02.920 Then you haven't

01:40:03.680 Had a vacation

01:40:04.340 Like if I said

01:40:05.880 Cole have you had a vacation

01:40:06.900 I'd be like yes

01:40:07.420 You probably get

01:40:08.480 Three or four weeks

01:40:09.160 Paid per year right

01:40:10.620 Yeah basically

01:40:12.740 Yeah

01:40:13.080 And do you use it

01:40:14.100 Do you take them

01:40:14.260 Or you just cash it out

01:40:16.240 I use

01:40:16.440 I use a majority of it

01:40:18.400 Okay for what

01:40:19.640 Where'd you go

01:40:21.920 What'd you do

01:40:22.880 Well as Tyler said

01:40:25.240 Porkfest is one of those things

01:40:26.700 Okay yeah you do Porkfest

01:40:27.880 Every year

01:40:28.340 But I have other days

01:40:29.820 I use

01:40:30.320 Some of the time off

01:40:31.720 I use for tower gang stuff

01:40:33.060 Some of the time off 0.99

01:40:33.880 Is for this other libertarian bullshit 0.99

01:40:35.740 Some of it is just for 0.99

01:40:37.240 Just I take certain days off

01:40:39.600 Alright someone says 1.00

01:40:41.360 Thailand is for fucking 1.00

01:40:42.360 Philippines is for marriage 1.00

01:40:43.380 Go to the Philippines 1.00

01:40:44.600 Actually you know what

01:40:45.660 I feel like you wouldn't 1.00

01:40:46.460 Like a Filipina bitch 1.00

01:40:47.520 Am I right 1.00

01:40:49.940 I don't know

01:40:52.020 Too brown

01:40:52.120 Too brown

01:40:52.740 Hey you're rich enough

01:40:53.780 Go to Japan and get one

01:40:55.040 Like they're not

01:40:55.840 They're

01:40:56.160 I don't think you can

01:40:56.720 Buy them from Japan

01:40:57.660 No they're too submissive

01:40:59.100 Stop worrying about you 1.00

01:41:00.200 Oh you want a bitch 1.00

01:41:00.960 You want a bitch bitch 1.00

01:41:02.700 Yeah 1.00

01:41:03.380 Toad I think you should

01:41:04.940 Just come to Florida

01:41:05.800 Come to Leesburg

01:41:07.500 When we get our studio

01:41:08.500 Go live in Leesburg 0.99

01:41:09.800 No I can't

01:41:10.560 Just stop living such a

01:41:12.240 Materialistic life

01:41:14.640 It's kind of sad

01:41:15.420 If I can support myself that way

01:41:16.500 I don't even think I'm being materialistic

01:41:18.680 It's super materialistic dude

01:41:20.540 And you can't

01:41:21.000 You don't even see it

01:41:21.980 It's weird

01:41:22.640 I mean you want to try minimalism

01:41:24.540 You're worth like nearly a million bucks

01:41:26.480 I just don't understand

01:41:27.580 Why you don't make a

01:41:28.700 And you hate your life

01:41:29.920 Like and you could easily leverage

01:41:32.260 You could

01:41:32.760 You could live off of

01:41:34.580 30,000 a year

01:41:36.140 You don't do anything

01:41:37.180 I think there's a

01:41:38.000 You do nothing

01:41:38.460 I think there's a

01:41:39.500 He's like do you understand

01:41:40.640 How many live sporting events

01:41:43.040 And comedy shows I go to

01:41:44.180 This content is terrible

01:41:45.920 I don't want to see you

01:41:49.340 This guy

01:41:50.600 The guy that does 0.78

01:41:51.420 Better Off Dead

01:41:52.100 Says this content is terrible

01:41:53.540 I know bad content

01:41:56.580 When I make it

01:41:57.380 In fairness

01:42:02.100 He is the one

01:42:03.500 To do that

01:42:04.060 I'm the expert at it

01:42:06.160 We want the best for you

01:42:08.360 At some point

01:42:08.680 We have to just stop trying

01:42:09.780 We have to stop trying

01:42:11.220 It's frustrating

01:42:12.240 Because it's just like

01:42:13.060 I just

01:42:14.040 I can't

01:42:14.440 I just wish

01:42:15.540 They had this problem

01:42:16.340 Like if I wasn't really

01:42:17.520 Like you could just

01:42:18.600 Liquidate everything

01:42:19.360 And have an entire

01:42:20.040 Different life

01:42:20.680 I'm totally with you

01:42:22.000 Nobody does this

01:42:23.340 To anybody else

01:42:23.860 Nobody gangs up

01:42:24.640 On anybody else

01:42:25.480 Yeah but because

01:42:26.280 No one else

01:42:26.980 No one else complains

01:42:27.920 About their life all the time

01:42:28.780 Here's the thing guys

01:42:29.340 Guys guys

01:42:29.960 This has never

01:42:30.520 This has never worked

01:42:31.820 That's the reason

01:42:32.660 That we do it to you

01:42:33.560 I just want to make sure

01:42:34.520 You understand that

01:42:35.320 Guys

01:42:35.640 I was hoping that

01:42:37.180 He hit 40 today

01:42:38.340 And that is like

01:42:39.320 It's basically half

01:42:40.600 You're half done

01:42:42.100 Here's the thing though

01:42:43.260 Here's the thing though guys

01:42:44.080 I'm more than half done

01:42:44.700 This has never worked

01:42:46.040 This approach

01:42:47.180 I like sitting back

01:42:48.700 I'm like 80% bro

01:42:49.880 I like watching Toad

01:42:51.300 Do what Toad does

01:42:52.800 And I feel like

01:42:53.960 There has been progress

01:42:55.140 So every time we push

01:42:56.580 We push him back

01:42:57.300 Into his Toad hole here

01:42:58.480 And I'm just watching

01:42:59.580 You guys do it

01:42:59.980 I don't agree with that

01:43:00.720 I agree

01:43:01.500 I don't care if you agree

01:43:02.780 This is correct man

01:43:03.660 He is slowly

01:43:05.220 He clams up

01:43:06.080 He gets like

01:43:06.800 He's slowly coming out

01:43:08.220 He's slowly becoming

01:43:09.620 Something else

01:43:10.620 That's why I enjoy

01:43:11.780 Watching Toad

01:43:12.520 I enjoy watching

01:43:13.260 His content

01:43:13.900 It's not where

01:43:15.380 I want him to be

01:43:16.180 Toads don't evolve

01:43:16.280 Very quickly

01:43:16.960 Yes it's not where

01:43:18.060 I want Toad to be

01:43:18.820 But it's where Toad is at

01:43:20.800 So this is where

01:43:21.600 We have to beat him

01:43:22.260 Where Toad is at

01:43:23.600 And eventually

01:43:24.320 You'll see it our way

01:43:25.260 But whatever

01:43:26.500 It'll take you a while

01:43:27.700 To get there I guess

01:43:28.500 Toad I just want you

01:43:29.500 To know that I want you

01:43:30.440 To be married

01:43:31.720 And be in love

01:43:33.200 And have kids

01:43:34.340 And be happy

01:43:35.240 I want nothing but good things

01:43:36.780 That's my motivation

01:43:37.500 We really like you

01:43:39.280 And the clock is ticking buddy

01:43:39.600 And Toad

01:43:40.040 I can't envision that

01:43:41.220 Toad I want

01:43:42.260 Well I can

01:43:42.700 So

01:43:43.320 I want to tell you something Toad

01:43:45.060 I think we should end this episode

01:43:46.380 But I really want to tell you

01:43:47.440 Happy birthday man

01:43:49.000 Happy birthday Toad

01:43:50.760 Do you have anything you want to tell us Toad

01:43:52.960 It's the Tower Power Hour slut 1.00

01:43:57.220 It's the Tower Power Hour bitch 1.00

01:43:58.880 No way Jose 0.98

01:43:59.860 Liberty Lockdown 1.00

01:44:01.540 Clint bitch 1.00

01:44:03.400 Reed 0.99

01:44:04.560 Cole

01:44:07.200 Top Lobster

01:44:09.340 And Toad

01:44:10.280 Tower Gang

01:44:11.540 Tower Gang

01:44:12.040 Tower Gang

01:44:12.540 Tower Gang

01:44:13.100 Tower Gang

01:44:14.080 Tower Gang

01:44:14.560 Tower Gang

01:44:15.060 Liberty Lock is truth say

01:44:16.700 Same with Lobster

01:44:18.040 Cole and Jose

01:44:19.000 Toad is sick

01:44:20.400 No way Jose 1.00

01:44:21.240 The Tower Power Hour slut 1.00

01:44:23.100 They made Dave Smith all his fame 0.97

01:44:24.640 Tower Gang

01:44:24.700 Tower Gang

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01:44:27.160 Tower Gang

01:44:27.660 Tower Gang

01:44:28.180 Tower Gang

01:44:28.660 Tower Gang

01:44:29.260 Tower Gang

01:44:29.960 They made Dave Smith all his fame

01:44:32.000 Tower Gang

01:44:32.600 Tower Gang

01:44:33.120 Tower Gang

01:44:33.920 Tower Gang

01:44:34.840 Tower Gang

01:44:35.620 Tower Gang

01:44:36.120 Tower Gang

01:44:48.700 Tower Gang

01:44:49.220 That's all, folks.

Tower Gang - April 15, 2025

Ep 223 - Piss Men

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