Tower Gang - Ep 27 - The Milking Table w⧸ Jason Cave

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00:00:12.340 Hashtag make a play. 0.73

00:00:15.600 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:17.200 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12. 1.00

00:00:19.900 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret. 1.00

00:00:22.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:00:24.020 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:26.900 It's a Manhattan with two kamikazes. 0.92

00:00:28.920 But then, now, now.

00:00:31.420 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it. 0.95

00:00:36.020 White women must be stopped. 1.00

00:00:38.020 That's right. 1.00

00:00:38.880 What?

00:00:39.280 Yeah. 0.99

00:00:41.200 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane. 1.00

00:00:45.520 What? 1.00

00:00:45.720 Your ass-to-penis ratio. 1.00

00:00:48.320 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck. 1.00

00:00:50.740 You said n***er. 1.00

00:00:51.740 Oh, Jesus. 0.98

00:00:52.980 Whee! 1.00

00:00:54.660 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:00:56.220 Whee! 1.00

00:00:57.280 Whee! 1.00

00:00:57.720 Whee! 1.00

00:00:58.000 Whee! 1.00

00:00:58.920 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:01:02.220 What's up, everybody? 0.99

00:01:03.260 It's a new Tower Power Hour, episode 27.

00:01:07.480 And we have a new intro, or an intro at all this time, which is from Dickie Walnuts, who

00:01:14.640 has also given us a super chat here.

00:01:18.160 And, yeah.

00:01:20.660 Yeah, hell yeah.

00:01:21.060 We finally have an intro.

00:01:22.500 He's at Pine underscore underscore Barron's on Twitter, I believe.

00:01:26.540 Give that man a follow.

00:01:28.040 What's up? 0.97

00:01:29.040 Yeah, I'm a piece of shit, because he totally asked me to do a shout-out for him, because 0.99

00:01:32.060 he did another video thing for me once. 0.99

00:01:34.160 And I told him, I was like, I'll do my best, but I'm really bad about forgetting when people

00:01:37.480 ask me to do that. 0.87

00:01:38.720 Because I've had people do shit like this before, where they'll do some little thing. 0.97

00:01:41.920 They'll be like, oh, just give me a shout-out or something. 1.00

00:01:43.580 I'm like, I'm going to totally forget and feel like a piece of shit. 1.00

00:01:45.340 And I forgot I felt like a piece of shit. 1.00

00:01:47.080 So, sorry, Dickie. 1.00

00:01:48.220 You were the fucking man. 1.00

00:01:50.740 Hey, Orthzar, stop watching. 1.00

00:01:53.780 No, no. 0.99

00:01:54.480 We intend for it to be gay. 1.00

00:01:55.920 Anyway, I'm toad back with everybody, as always. 0.75

00:01:59.220 Here with Fat Dave, also, as always.

00:02:02.140 And we have Jose back again.

00:02:04.380 Clint, Liberty Lockdown back again with his new audio setup.

00:02:08.560 And we have our guest for tonight, Jason Cave, the other Christian comedian, Christian

00:02:13.280 conservative comedian, who is not Dave Smith.

00:02:15.660 What's up, Jason?

00:02:16.400 Who is not Dave Smith?

00:02:17.960 What's going on, everybody?

00:02:20.240 It's going good, man.

00:02:22.780 You know, just the world is falling apart.

00:02:24.220 No big deal. 0.82

00:02:26.440 So, I was like, I thought you fucked it up, Toad, because on my end, it just showed y'all.

00:02:32.060 And then, like you just said, your browser cannot play video.

00:02:35.860 And so, I did not see the intro at all.

00:02:38.240 And so, I'm kind of pissed off right now, because I really want to – I mean, I've watched

00:02:41.660 it multiple times.

00:02:42.500 But, yeah, I don't know why it did that for me.

00:02:44.780 I didn't see the intro either. 0.99

00:02:47.060 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:02:47.660 Did it not? 1.00

00:02:48.100 I didn't see the intro either.

00:02:50.100 I was able to see it.

00:02:51.580 Oh, that's weird, because, I mean, I wonder if it's because – I mean, whatever.

00:02:54.760 This is, like, inside baseball stuff, because we're all – some of us actually have access

00:02:58.960 to the account, and we're the ones that seem to have seen it, so.

00:03:01.540 I don't have access, and I was able to see it, so I don't know.

00:03:03.540 Oh, that's true, so I don't know.

00:03:04.980 Jason, I think I missed part of it, and it just popped up, like, halfway through.

00:03:08.960 It showed, like, half of it, I think.

00:03:10.780 I know why.

00:03:11.520 I was hearing it, but I couldn't see it for, like, the first of it.

00:03:16.960 It's because you two are on your phones.

00:03:19.200 No, I'm not on my phone. 0.91

00:03:20.160 I'm actually on my laptop, but it's shitty, so. 0.87

00:03:23.420 I was going to say, what are you, a caveman? 0.73

00:03:25.540 God, oh, Jesus Christ.

00:03:30.160 It's the dad joke.

00:03:31.720 It's a very large last name.

00:03:35.300 Plato's cave joke.

00:03:36.520 Incoming. 1.00

00:03:37.880 Speaking of incoming, you see those Afghanis fucking go splat? 1.00

00:03:41.160 Man. 1.00

00:03:42.060 Rough Monday.

00:03:43.480 Jesus. 1.00

00:03:44.780 Holy shit. 1.00

00:03:46.320 Rough Monday. 0.90

00:03:48.060 Can we just talk briefly about –

00:03:49.640 Right in front of that Air Force plane.

00:03:52.500 Oh.

00:03:54.180 Horrific.

00:03:55.540 I don't mean to make light of it, but that's what we do here, so I'm going to make jokes

00:03:58.940 about it.

00:03:59.880 What – how is it that we managed to fuck this up so badly? 0.99

00:04:02.600 I know we don't like talking about serious shit, but what the hell happened? 0.99

00:04:05.420 No, dude. 0.99

00:04:06.120 So, apparently, this is kind of what the U.S. military does. 0.99

00:04:09.320 Like, whenever they leave somewhere, they just leave all their shit because it costs 1.00

00:04:13.580 more to bring it back than it does to just buy new shit. 0.99

00:04:17.220 Well, I'll grant you it's probably economically wise, but tactically it seems insane. 0.99

00:04:23.980 You're leaving it to the Taliban. 0.99

00:04:26.200 Like, the Taliban now has, like, F-16 training protocol shit. 0.99

00:04:31.140 They did that in Iraq, too, right? 0.97

00:04:33.100 And I think both sides picked up a bunch of U.S. arms in Iraq, Syria, like Al-Qaeda got

00:04:39.400 a hold of a bunch of it, and it wasn't the stuff that the U.S. was actually intentionally

00:04:42.320 arming them with.

00:04:43.140 And then I think, like, the Shiite side actually also wound up with a bunch of it. 1.00

00:04:49.120 I don't even know, man.

00:04:50.460 No, I think they do it everywhere, but I don't know why.

00:04:53.100 I don't know.

00:04:53.280 I think it's – I mean, also, you're thinking of it from the perspective of you want the

00:04:57.980 war to be over, or you're trying to think tactically.

00:05:00.480 I mean, not saying they're doing it on purpose, but incentive-wise, it's like there is a pretty

00:05:05.820 decent incentive to leave your future enemies with a little bit of thing to play with for

00:05:11.160 a future game, you know what I mean?

00:05:12.820 Yeah, that's actually what I'm hinting at, is that I think it's intentional.

00:05:17.020 As retarded as it sounds, I think they really did think that the Afghan military was going 0.99

00:05:23.580 to, like, you know, take over and be, like, totally fine and be like, okay, we'll take

00:05:27.120 care of these things, and then they just, like, straight up gave up within a day, so – which

00:05:34.280 probably should have been foreseen by the U.S., but, I mean, we've been there for 20

00:05:39.160 years, so basically, we were their military.

00:05:41.880 I don't understand why.

00:05:42.880 I just don't understand how people that are on the ground, you know, generals and whatnot,

00:05:46.900 can allow this stuff to happen, whereas us, armchair quarterbacking this from, you know,

00:05:54.140 San Diego, California, I can tell you that, like, the Taliban's going to take over. 0.94

00:05:57.940 If you leave any serious equipment behind, it'll eventually end up in their hands.

00:06:02.480 Don't do it.

00:06:03.460 And yet, they do. 1.00

00:06:04.960 Every single engagement we get into, we always leave the shit behind. 0.99

00:06:08.500 It's just very frustrating. 0.98

00:06:09.620 It's also – again, I think it even goes back to just the logistics thing.

00:06:13.420 Like, they were like, okay, you have – I don't know how – you have a month to get

00:06:16.420 out of here, where they're like, well, it'll take us three months to just pack up all the

00:06:20.700 shit we have, so if we have a month to get out. 0.99

00:06:23.000 They knew since fucking December that they were getting out. 0.99

00:06:26.300 Yeah, I mean, I'm more with Clint on this, and I think it's less white-pilling for me 0.98

00:06:31.340 than it is for Fat Dave, where I think that there's more malicious intent behind a lot

00:06:35.700 of it, and that's what I attribute a lot of it to, and I think it's, well, if we leave

00:06:39.060 these arms here, we know that the Taliban is going to –

00:06:41.420 They've done this every time after war, though.

00:06:44.280 That's an excuse for the U.S. 0.97

00:06:45.780 Did we lose Jason, or is he having, like, a seizure or something?

00:06:49.120 I don't know.

00:06:51.160 He's not redacted, caucus.

00:06:53.700 He looks like E.T. asking for fucking Reese's Pieces. 0.99

00:06:58.760 Well, I think we've lost our guest. 1.00

00:07:00.500 I don't know.

00:07:01.460 Hopefully he comes back, so we don't have another Modesture. 0.99

00:07:05.220 Come on, Reese's Pieces.

00:07:07.600 Oh, he's there, buddy.

00:07:09.380 But no, like, I think, like, they intentionally do it to some degree so that they know that

00:07:13.140 they'll always have an excuse to leave military presence there or to go back there whenever

00:07:18.940 they want.

00:07:20.100 That's my assumption, too.

00:07:22.020 I can't come up with a better idea because it – like, I grant you, Fat Dave, that it's

00:07:26.660 certainly – it certainly does make better financial sense, especially if you consider

00:07:30.880 that they're doing it for the military-industrial complex.

00:07:32.540 You're not going to – you're going to want to have to buy all new arms, so, like, you're 0.99

00:07:35.960 going to leave the shit behind. 0.98

00:07:37.220 But it's so catastrophic, and I don't know how they justify it, you know, on a PR level. 0.99

00:07:43.600 Like, it just – it looks and sounds so horrible to do this, and they do it over and over again.

00:07:48.000 Especially when they're, like – there's, like, huge warehouses full of just guns, and

00:07:53.600 they're just like, oh, that's where they are.

00:07:55.140 And you can literally just walk up.

00:07:56.620 And I've seen stuff where they – well, so what they're supposed to do, apparently,

00:08:00.780 is actually bend all – like, they're supposed to bend all of the barrels on every weapon

00:08:05.560 and do all a bunch of shit to make it where you can't use them, but they just don't, that 0.98

00:08:09.500 I guess they don't have time to or they don't give a fuck to. 0.99

00:08:12.100 But also, I've seen that whenever you – like, these get sold to the black market or take – or 0.98

00:08:17.800 one of the Taliban does, they get sold to black market by the kilogram. 0.52

00:08:21.460 So you just come up, and you just, like, grab whatever you want, throw it on a scale, and

00:08:26.320 then you pay by the kilogram, which is insane to think about.

00:08:31.260 Actually, Top's point there has me really concerned, that either it's for an engagement 0.98

00:08:36.420 at home because they think shit's about to pop off, or it's to engage China or some other 0.98

00:08:41.620 big boy, and they're like, we got to go. 0.99

00:08:43.540 Because it just – it makes no sense.

00:08:45.440 Trump already put this on the books.

00:08:48.020 Biden didn't back off of it.

00:08:49.540 He said by September 11th, we were going to be out.

00:08:51.660 So that's what?

00:08:52.660 That's three weeks from now?

00:08:54.180 And you don't have any – you don't have any structure set up to get your allies,

00:08:59.300 your troops, your weaponry out of there in time?

00:09:02.940 Like, and now –

00:09:03.700 Is everybody hearing me?

00:09:05.620 Yeah, you're back.

00:09:06.040 Yeah, Jason, you're good, man.

00:09:07.340 You're back.

00:09:08.440 You look like E.T. for a minute.

00:09:09.660 It was pretty sexy.

00:09:10.480 I'm very doubtful of the whole –

00:09:12.080 Did I flip it sideways?

00:09:13.320 Is that better if I do it sideways?

00:09:15.160 Yeah, it's way better.

00:09:15.980 He looked like E.T., but doubting whether or not we'd be able to get him back home.

00:09:24.640 I'm very doubtful of the narrative.

00:09:26.840 And we've heard this before about how they're going to bring the military –

00:09:29.540 I know.

00:09:29.860 I thought that I was trying to fix it from –

00:09:32.980 Oh, your audio is awful, by the way.

00:09:38.380 You've got severe latency issues, brother.

00:09:40.920 Yeah.

00:09:42.100 Mine is?

00:09:42.720 It's pretty rough, dog.

00:09:49.020 Go to your local Starbucks, man.

00:09:50.900 Okay.

00:09:51.400 All right.

00:09:53.860 He'll be back.

00:09:54.720 I'm very doubtful of the whole thing of the –

00:09:57.120 I do think that the war on terror is going to start moving inwards,

00:10:00.780 but I am doubtful, at least at this current juncture, 0.99

00:10:04.000 the whole like we're going to bring them and have them come fuck with the people, 0.98

00:10:07.160 the military specifically. 0.99

00:10:08.820 I mean, most people know I just got out fucking – 0.94

00:10:11.920 I just – I don't feel – 0.95

00:10:12.800 I mean, I was in the Air Force, so it's a little bit different.

00:10:14.320 But, I mean, it's pretty – 0.99

00:10:15.720 it's a pretty conservative fucking culture. 0.99

00:10:18.980 Very. 1.00

00:10:20.060 It's very much like the culture we have right here in the show of like dick farts 0.98

00:10:24.680 and nothing's holy kind of – 0.97

00:10:26.720 and I just don't see them being the kind.

00:10:28.660 Although there has been a push since probably –

00:10:31.440 I mean, I was in –

00:10:32.180 I joined in 2010.

00:10:33.200 So, I was in for a while and like, yeah, there was a –

00:10:37.100 especially around 2014, there was a big push to start being like way more PC

00:10:41.120 and more corporate and it never really quite took,

00:10:44.260 but it did have its effects.

00:10:46.720 And I do – I've been noticing more and more of it

00:10:49.400 and I actually was like –

00:10:50.600 and that was not the reason I got out but one of the reasons.

00:10:53.360 So, I mean, I am doubtful of that,

00:10:55.540 but, I mean, that is something that's possible in the future.

00:10:58.920 It is –

00:10:59.640 It's just pretty funny that they think they're going to make like a bunch of

00:11:03.200 usually the most – not Chad, but just like bro-bro guys 0.71

00:11:08.140 that are 18 years old coming to the military and be like,

00:11:10.460 okay, now you're going to be PC.

00:11:12.200 It's just like – 1.00

00:11:13.420 Dude, I'm telling you though, the ones coming in now are fucking fags. 1.00

00:11:16.700 I don't – they just are. 1.00

00:11:18.460 Like, I mean, that's kind of what I was getting at

00:11:21.080 where they have kind of flipped the incentives a little bit.

00:11:23.800 And I'm speaking from someone who's in the Air Force,

00:11:25.780 so it's a little bit different.

00:11:26.500 But I was a mechanic. 0.99

00:11:27.160 So, I mean, I was like – I was blue-collar type shit. 0.97

00:11:30.140 Like, I was like working every day. 0.97

00:11:31.980 And so, it was a similar type culture. 0.89

00:11:34.860 But like – so, it wasn't like I was working in finance or some shit. 0.55

00:11:37.660 But the longer I was in – 1.00

00:11:40.100 I mean, maybe it's just an effect of being a fucking old curmudgeonly fuck. 1.00

00:11:43.520 But like the longer I was in, the more I noticed that the newer – 1.00

00:11:46.300 we're like much more soft bitches. 1.00

00:11:48.440 And so, I mean, it's partially the culture they've created too. 0.99

00:11:51.600 They have shifted the culture.

00:11:53.020 For example, we used to have – like at my shop, we used to have these stickers

00:11:57.020 all over the place.

00:11:57.580 We were called – of Donger the Maintenance Unicorn.

00:12:00.560 And it was like our mascot.

00:12:02.080 And it was a unicorn. 0.99

00:12:03.320 And the horn was a dick. 0.97

00:12:04.940 And like the stickers were all over the building. 0.97

00:12:07.100 Because that's just the kind of – that's what we were like.

00:12:09.580 And like this is around 2014, like I said.

00:12:11.580 And they started freaking out around that time being like anything like that.

00:12:14.620 Like they had to take down.

00:12:16.260 So they had to rip – we had to go around and like rip them all off the walls.

00:12:19.540 And like, yeah, we got people who got like kicked out for like drawing dicks in the aircraft forms, 0.97

00:12:25.160 which is like where you track maintenance and shit. 0.94

00:12:27.340 Like – so like they got – but at the same time, that culture still exists. 0.93

00:12:30.380 It's just suppressed.

00:12:31.800 So – but it does have its effect.

00:12:33.780 So what does this have to do with feminism in Afghanistan? 1.00

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00:12:49.260 Hashtag make a play.

00:12:53.980 The unicorn should be called Dinger and not Donger.

00:12:56.840 I don't know.

00:12:58.360 But yeah, my whole point.

00:13:00.040 But yeah, I do think it is coming in.

00:13:01.200 Bye, Jason.

00:13:01.920 It's just they don't have the capacity for it at this very moment, in my opinion. 0.91

00:13:05.360 But I could be fucking wrong.

00:13:06.980 Well, see, I think that the, you know, the uptick in CRT training, the fact that they're mandating vaccines, 0.96

00:13:14.340 I think that that's going to push a lot of the more gangster people out of the military over time.

00:13:20.820 The only reason I'm concerned, the only reason I agree with Cole,

00:13:23.780 that this could be the sign of them actually ramping up for a homegrown conflict

00:13:30.480 is because of the vaccine mandates.

00:13:32.860 Because if they do that, it will get, there will be some action.

00:13:37.380 And I think that there's a potential that that's what they're planning in September.

00:13:41.860 So that's my worst fear.

00:13:44.020 I'm not saying it's likely, but I think it's worth being concerned. 0.97

00:13:46.020 Real quick, I don't mean to cut you off, but I saw, I think it was Typo shared some shit a while ago. 0.54

00:13:50.920 And I feel like I've, from my knowledge of being in, it seems plausible.

00:13:54.840 I've heard that if you, because they're about to start mandating it, if you know someone in the military who's unhappy with it,

00:14:00.960 because that's a frequent thing, because it's not just easy to get out of the military.

00:14:03.780 There are plenty of people who want to be out and want to be out now.

00:14:06.860 I have heard rumors that if you refuse to get the vaccine, boom, out with an honorable discharge.

00:14:13.000 The end.

00:14:13.420 At least it's honorable.

00:14:16.460 Yeah, which, well, I mean, that sounds silly, but like, for anyone who's been in, you know,

00:14:20.340 if you get out with like a dishonorable, good luck getting a job anywhere.

00:14:23.380 So like, it really is pretty crucial to get out, which an honorable, it doesn't really mean that much.

00:14:28.840 It just means you basically did what you were supposed to do and got out.

00:14:31.840 I mean, it's nothing special.

00:14:32.840 It's just a normal discharge.

00:14:34.680 But like, if you get out and get in trouble.

00:14:36.380 Really good to know.

00:14:36.820 Yeah, but no, so for anyone who knows anyone in the military who's wanting to get out or is in the same case themselves,

00:14:42.860 look into that, and that's a good way to do it. 1.00

00:14:45.440 You know, fucking be like, no, fuck that. 1.00

00:14:46.940 I'm out. 1.00

00:14:47.360 You know, see ya.

00:14:48.500 Jason, Jason, as a Christian comedian, how funny was it when you saw the Afghanis jumping from the plane? 1.00

00:14:54.020 Oh, jeez.

00:14:59.520 He's actually in Afghanistan right now, by the way.

00:15:01.820 Yeah, well, you want me to answer that honestly? 0.84

00:15:05.540 Like, as a Christian, it's like, oh, they're all going to hell, so. 1.00

00:15:10.700 All right, that was worth having you on, just that. 0.54

00:15:17.400 Your latency is horrific, brother, so I don't know what we're going to do here.

00:15:22.600 Jason's in Afghanistan right now, actually.

00:15:25.040 That's what's actually so bad.

00:15:27.680 It's actually good for him because they're not made any of that scene there, so.

00:15:31.600 Wait, what, what, did anyone read the feed of that British dude?

00:15:36.580 We don't do that here anyway.

00:15:39.520 What was that?

00:15:40.700 He's so fine.

00:15:42.920 You're like a four second delay, doggy.

00:15:45.780 It's more than that.

00:15:46.400 It's like ten seconds.

00:15:47.540 Yeah.

00:15:48.620 Thanks, JPRepo1.

00:15:51.180 Is this some elaborate troll?

00:15:52.560 What is this?

00:15:53.600 It's like, give me grace.

00:15:55.700 It's John Hudak.

00:15:56.700 I think it's Hudak.

00:15:58.800 I can't tell.

00:16:00.680 Oh, my God.

00:16:01.680 I mean, I was going to say that they are, I think we know that they're turning the war

00:16:05.860 on terror inward because they're telling you that they are.

00:16:08.560 John Brennan said it outright on national television. 0.99

00:16:12.060 Biden's first day in office, he fucking put a report out on it. 1.00

00:16:15.080 So, yeah, of course, they're serious about that shit. 0.99

00:16:17.320 But, Jason, as the resident expert on caves, could you tell us, how was it living with 0.99

00:16:23.480 Bin Laden for the past 10 years?

00:16:29.200 Oh.

00:16:31.680 All right.

00:16:32.600 Yeah, the second, we have another monstery moment. 0.96

00:16:37.060 Hey, Toad, I hate to do it, but we got to kick him. 0.94

00:16:40.520 All right.

00:16:42.640 It's just not going to work.

00:16:43.680 I mean, you can't have any comedic chemistry with someone with a 10-second delay.

00:16:48.520 Jason, we would love to get you back on again whenever you're not in Afghanistan.

00:16:53.760 Switch back to the other device.

00:16:58.040 I mean, I feel like, to be fair, we should give him one more chance.

00:17:02.160 But, yeah, we'll just keep riffing for now.

00:17:04.880 Let me see.

00:17:05.240 Let me see him down there.

00:17:06.020 How's he looking?

00:17:06.640 By the way. 1.00

00:17:07.240 That looks great in the fucking lobby. 0.99

00:17:08.680 By the way, I have been a huge proponent that this is a white pill of getting out of Afghanistan, 1.00

00:17:18.880 at least for today.

00:17:19.920 And I was trying to make this argument online because I was saying we have a bunch of things

00:17:23.720 that have happened in the past week, like literally week, that are huge white pills. 0.94

00:17:29.680 We have fucking Jack Dorsey tweeting out Anatomy of the State, which was insane to see.

00:17:34.620 Then he tweeted out what happened in 1971, which is – that's the one – like if Anatomy of the State 0.97

00:17:41.200 is inside baseball to most people, what happened in 1971 is even more inside baseball.

00:17:46.020 Yeah, man.

00:17:46.680 Jumping out of planes, D.B. Cooper.

00:17:48.900 Is that what he was talking about? 0.96

00:17:50.300 You guys are so naive.

00:17:52.480 You sweet summer child. 1.00

00:17:56.900 Jack's making a list right now, and you're fucking on it. 1.00

00:18:00.920 It's so fucking juicy. 0.99

00:18:02.120 Honestly, this was the black-pilled argument was like, y'all trust him, da-da-da-da-da-da. 0.98

00:18:07.000 And it's like, no, I don't trust anything he's doing.

00:18:08.980 I'm just saying it's awesome for someone with that amount of followers to tweet out a link

00:18:13.140 to probably the most impactful book I've ever read. 0.96

00:18:16.800 So I was like, this is fucking great. 0.99

00:18:18.800 Regardless of his intentions, who gives a shit? 0.99

00:18:21.120 We're up against it. 0.98

00:18:22.380 This is just hopeful that a thousand new people read the book.

00:18:26.040 I mean, if a chick shows me her chance because she hates me, I'll take it. 1.00

00:18:28.580 It had like, what, like 9,000, 10,000 retweets?

00:18:33.760 It's like, okay, that doesn't do anything?

00:18:36.680 There's no helpfulness to that?

00:18:38.740 The same thing with, because people were telling me today, like, I was big on that.

00:18:42.140 It's a white pill that we're getting out of Afghanistan. 1.00

00:18:44.120 And the biggest white pill to me was that Biden, even though I fucking hate him, he's, 0.99

00:18:48.100 I mean, he could be lying through his teeth the whole time. 0.96

00:18:50.020 But he said it, it came from the horse's mouth, that the nation building didn't work at all.

00:18:54.880 It didn't work.

00:18:56.000 And to me, that just means, okay, well, then at least a million people are going to hear that this didn't work at all.

00:19:01.920 And we failed.

00:19:02.720 I saw some Afghanis moving at about 260 miles per hour that would agree with that. 1.00

00:19:07.200 It did not work.

00:19:09.140 Jesus Christ. 1.00

00:19:10.440 What were you even thinking with this shit? 1.00

00:19:12.080 But 20 years, 20 years we're there just to see people fucking clinging to the landing gear of freighter planes as we fucking hightail it out of it. 1.00

00:19:21.220 Do you guys want to hit on this real quick? 0.87

00:19:22.700 I feel like we should.

00:19:23.820 I mean, because I have my opinion, and I feel like a lot of people are, not to throw off the vibe, but a lot of people are lambasting.

00:19:30.200 I don't even remember her name.

00:19:31.440 I'm not even necessarily a huge fan.

00:19:33.640 I have no issue with her.

00:19:34.320 I just never really checked any of her work.

00:19:35.800 But I watched a little clip, and I did not really.

00:19:38.000 I mean, she just seemed misinformed.

00:19:39.420 That's really it.

00:19:40.020 And she seemed like an early 20s woman. 1.00

00:19:42.980 I mean, call it sexist.

00:19:44.320 I don't care.

00:19:45.320 She's actually 20.

00:19:46.860 Yeah, Jason.

00:19:48.220 She's actually 20, and she was a Trump supporter as of a year ago.

00:19:52.120 So for people, hey, you look better, dude.

00:19:54.200 Good.

00:19:54.480 Yeah.

00:19:55.800 Yes, no latency.

00:19:57.240 All right. 0.99

00:19:57.420 People were giving Riley shit, too, though, and I didn't get that. 0.99

00:20:00.000 I felt like she handled that very well for someone who clearly didn't understand the topic that well. 0.99

00:20:04.440 She seemed to be like, oh, I don't really know.

00:20:06.340 Maybe you're right. 1.00

00:20:07.460 And a lot of people were giving her shit. 0.99

00:20:08.100 Like, how did she not immediately come to Rothbard's defense? 1.00

00:20:10.380 But she kind of played the, well, I'll have to look into that.

00:20:12.920 And that's completely fair for something you don't know.

00:20:14.980 I have something to say about this, too.

00:20:17.580 Yeah, please.

00:20:18.420 Rothbard probably, he was born in 1926.

00:20:20.740 He probably was a little bit racist.

00:20:24.000 That's true.

00:20:24.640 Like, he probably was. 0.98

00:20:26.620 He probably had some, like, in today's society, some fucked up views on race. 0.98

00:20:30.200 Everybody did. 0.95

00:20:31.180 Like, that's not something to take away from him. 0.99

00:20:34.320 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:20:36.760 No, I mean. 1.00

00:20:37.220 If we're going to do that, everybody born before 1930 should be condemned.

00:20:43.260 Right.

00:20:43.500 Even before 1940 should be passed out. 1.00

00:20:46.220 Like, we should all go kill our grandfathers. 1.00

00:20:47.940 Let's be honest. 1.00

00:20:48.540 Before 1960.

00:20:50.500 Yeah, exactly.

00:20:51.800 Exactly.

00:20:53.120 So, I mean, he probably was a little bit racist. 1.00

00:20:56.340 Yeah, but her point, Olivia's point was that he, like, he actually wrote some racist shit. 1.00

00:21:00.680 And I don't agree with that. 0.99

00:21:01.760 I assume she read some hit piece based off of 90s Rothbard and concluded inappropriately.

00:21:08.540 No?

00:21:09.240 No, she was totally, she just had it completely wrong.

00:21:12.720 And I think she was actually talking about Douglas Murray's The Bell Curve.

00:21:17.980 Oh, she was talking about Murray?

00:21:20.040 Yeah.

00:21:20.600 Douglas Murray or Charles Murray?

00:21:22.000 I get them confused all the time.

00:21:23.340 It's a lesser known fact that Rothbard did the monkeys in the bed little nursery rhyme thing.

00:21:27.720 So, that might be what they were talking about.

00:21:29.160 So, yeah, I would just say this.

00:21:34.880 And I already have come to Olivia's defense.

00:21:36.760 So, she was a Trump supporter a year ago.

00:21:40.360 She has recently converted and joined the Mises caucus.

00:21:43.780 I look at that as progress.

00:21:45.020 If she has a shitty take on Rothbard or any of our other heroes, just correct her.

00:21:51.080 Just tell her that that's wrong and this is why.

00:21:54.240 And move on.

00:21:55.200 I don't understand how everyone's like, no, we have to block her. 1.00

00:21:58.060 We have to fucking shit on anybody that's had her. 1.00

00:21:59.940 Fuck her. 1.00

00:22:00.400 Everybody's like, fuck her. 1.00

00:22:02.080 If she's been on any of your shows, you're fucking an idiot for having had her. 1.00

00:22:06.460 It's like, look, I've met Olivia in person. 1.00

00:22:08.980 She's a good person.

00:22:10.180 And does she have some anger towards white people for racism?

00:22:14.860 I would say yes, honestly.

00:22:16.360 Like, I think she probably does.

00:22:17.940 But she's working her way through it.

00:22:19.280 She's a 20-year-old. 1.00

00:22:20.480 Have some fucking kindness. 1.00

00:22:21.720 Like, it's so crazy to me that people expect purity when someone just found this ideology like six months ago. 0.99

00:22:28.220 She said she was converted because of Maj Ture, myself, and Reed Coverdale.

00:22:32.620 We're all new entities. 0.98

00:22:34.220 So, like, she's fucking fresh as a day. 0.95

00:22:36.600 Yeah, Maj Ture is the one who's been around the longest out of all of y'all. 0.96

00:22:39.140 Exactly.

00:22:39.680 And you're going to scare her off along with how many people that she might have brought in?

00:22:44.220 Like, this is just counterproductive at its core.

00:22:46.860 And I hope people can take a breath, take a step back, please.

00:22:50.740 I don't think you understand this because I heard that when Rothbard was writing Anatomy of the State, he was just listening to the Song of the South on repeat.

00:22:59.380 He was watching Birth of a Nation, actually.

00:23:03.000 He was watching Birth of a Nation with Woodrow Wilson.

00:23:05.880 He was just up over there with him. 0.99

00:23:07.920 I had originally thought that she was, like, maybe talking about his right-wing populism, which is the thing that he gets the most shit for. 0.96

00:23:15.040 But there's nothing really race-related in that, as far as I remember. 0.98

00:23:19.780 I think it's all, like, it's the unleash the cops thing, like, clean up the streets, get rid of the homeless people from the streets, that type of stuff.

00:23:26.620 A lot of people say it's dog whistle, like, dog whistle white racist is light stuff, which I don't agree with.

00:23:32.460 But that is also the thing that it's, like, how he's signaling to the racist people.

00:23:37.340 And when Dave, during the riots last summer, he brought up 90s Rothbard, and he talked about how he thought that Rothbard was correct.

00:23:47.720 And I still think that there is some room for disagreement there.

00:23:51.920 Like, I actually pushed back because Dave said he wanted security in the streets and for the businesses by any means necessary. 0.99

00:23:58.720 I thought that language was very dangerous because it implies that you're basically giving the cops a green light to fucking shoot people.

00:24:05.280 I mean, and if they're not violent, I wouldn't want to go that route. 0.77

00:24:09.360 So I don't think Dave obviously meant that either, but I'm just saying that language can leave a very wide door open, especially when you're dealing with the state.

00:24:16.680 You normally want to be more cautious with what you're allowing you to do.

00:24:19.320 The slippery slope argument actually does work for the state.

00:24:22.020 It's not like it's a 100% oddest take you can have.

00:24:27.320 We're releasing it right now.

00:24:28.560 Yeah, I remember that he said that when it was that group of, I don't know if you want to call them rioters or whatever, Black Lives Matter protesters that surrounded Rand Paul and his wife.

00:24:43.060 Fiery of the school.

00:24:44.000 Yeah, and they weren't letting him go anywhere.

00:24:46.460 And I think one of them shoved Rand Paul like into his wife or into one of the cops or whatever.

00:24:51.020 So I would agree with Dave as far as like, yes, I think it was a good thing that the cops kind of maintained that situation and like protected people from getting injured.

00:25:01.560 I don't know if I would go so far as to use that language.

00:25:04.200 I mean, I think Dave was just a little bit pissed.

00:25:06.560 I think he explained it on his show.

00:25:08.100 Yeah, he probably did explain it later on.

00:25:10.280 But I just remember I tweeted at him and that was like probably the only time I've disagreed with Dave on anything.

00:25:15.060 So it's memorable to me.

00:25:17.300 But yeah, I saw that. 0.98

00:25:18.660 I mean, that the bar owner in Dallas that went out there with like the samurai sword and then got fucking stomped out by like eight black dudes. 1.00

00:25:28.140 That shit was that shit was egregious. 1.00

00:25:29.480 And like I can understand going like, where are the cops? 1.00

00:25:32.040 Like this is this is.

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00:25:46.300 Hashtag make a play.

00:25:49.320 Bedlam.

00:25:50.160 But at the same time, if he went out there with a chainsaw, they all want to run away. 0.99

00:25:55.660 Oh, I run nigger nigger. 1.00

00:25:56.640 I knew when you were going, I was like, don't, don't hit the Codog. 0.98

00:26:05.120 Right when you said I knew exactly what you're talking about.

00:26:08.560 Riff off this dude a little bit, though.

00:26:10.780 Like it's in the first time this point's been made.

00:26:12.940 But with Maj and how he got like he talks a certain way.

00:26:16.340 He's a little more rough.

00:26:17.520 He's kind of from the streets.

00:26:18.620 And people immediately are like, oh, my God. 0.96

00:26:20.460 And it's like and they always want to like play these SJW bullshit and appeal to like minorities or claim to. 0.95

00:26:27.140 But it's like when they have a minority, they run off. 0.98

00:26:29.060 It's the same thing with young people, which is like with Olivia.

00:26:31.780 This name's Olivia, right?

00:26:33.260 Yeah. 0.98

00:26:33.540 And she fucking like, yeah, a young person is inherently probably going to be. 1.00

00:26:38.620 If anything, somebody like Drew Hancock kind of blows my fucking mind because it's like, dude, you're like 21 and you're not a fucking retard. 1.00

00:26:44.920 Like I like and like, yeah, I'm jealous of him because I see him and being like, how the fuck did you have it so right at this age? 0.99

00:26:54.860 You know, but somebody like Olivia, it's like she fucking like is young. 0.98

00:26:57.860 She's learning. 0.99

00:26:58.640 You can clearly tell by how she was talking.

00:27:00.240 She didn't really have a clear idea of what she was talking about.

00:27:02.760 It was more just kind of like, well, I think, you know, like I don't remember. 0.98

00:27:06.140 And yeah, this is the same kind of cancel culture shit that we just read the LP of. 0.97

00:27:11.160 But from, you know, booting all the loser brigade out was now. 0.94

00:27:14.640 Now we're going the opposite direction where we have people that are like super based, also wanting to cancel people because they're not they're not based enough or they have one bad take.

00:27:22.900 It's like, OK, look, I understand she was wrong.

00:27:26.100 I'll grant you that.

00:27:26.940 I think she would admit it, too, if we got to talk.

00:27:29.080 But that's not a reason to just be like she she can no longer talk to anybody.

00:27:34.380 We got to get her out. 0.78

00:27:36.640 Nick disagrees.

00:27:37.920 I know.

00:27:38.380 I know.

00:27:38.780 I know, Nick.

00:27:39.440 I know, Nick.

00:27:40.000 But she has a show.

00:27:41.080 She's going to be talking.

00:27:42.060 She's going to say some things that are wrong.

00:27:43.760 That's just you have to expect that.

00:27:45.420 And I'm not justifying it.

00:27:46.920 Yeah.

00:27:47.440 I mean, there's no debate.

00:27:48.600 Yeah.

00:27:48.820 We all agree she's wrong.

00:27:50.680 We're not justifying it. 0.98

00:27:51.760 I'm just saying have a little bit of fucking grace, like give people room to grow. 0.96

00:27:56.620 And and this is exactly why I was so upset, because all of the people that are obsessed with race in the LP, they they're upset with Maj Trey and Hotep Jesus. 0.98

00:28:05.580 Like the two guys, the two biggest black names out there that are trying to get involved. 1.00

00:28:09.760 And they're like, well, Maj said suck my dick. 1.00

00:28:12.260 And Hotep says some true things about Jewish people. 1.00

00:28:15.140 We have to get rid of them. 0.98

00:28:17.300 Oh, man.

00:28:20.140 Hotep's like they have huge no this.

00:28:21.740 I don't even I can't.

00:28:23.220 I mean, I'm actually I'm actually surprised that like the loser brigade types wouldn't be going after Olivia, because if you watch that clip, she actually said that she was saying, oh, like Rothbard was racist, which she got that wrong.

00:28:35.900 She was actually talking about the bell curve, which was not Rothbard.

00:28:38.320 But she actually basically said that it wasn't a total disqualifier as well and said that, oh, if he has these really great ideas, then we will praise him for that or something like that.

00:28:47.920 That's that seemed to be what she was actually saying.

00:28:50.200 I just can't wait.

00:28:51.520 I can't wait for the figure terrians to like be like, by the way, do you know this guy named Rockwell? 0.99

00:28:56.120 All right.

00:28:56.340 So he actually.

00:28:58.320 Have you watched the Mighty Ducks, too?

00:29:03.600 That's kind of Marco.

00:29:04.440 He's really bad, too.

00:29:05.300 OK, please.

00:29:06.300 Please talk about him now.

00:29:07.180 I really don't think Jason finds us very amusing.

00:29:12.940 It's so.

00:29:13.600 He said he's.

00:29:17.060 I kind of like him.

00:29:20.260 I feel like he keeps me on my toes.

00:29:24.300 I don't agree with what you just said, sir.

00:29:26.980 Jason makes me feel like we have to be funnier.

00:29:28.920 This is good. 0.97

00:29:30.620 Even there is a dead ass audience member. 0.99

00:29:34.360 Do better. 0.99

00:29:35.360 What is it?

00:29:35.700 The movie whiplash?

00:29:36.500 Like the worst thing you could tell another person is good job.

00:29:43.400 Which, by the way, another person, another person that just like chill out on is Jack.

00:29:49.020 Yes.

00:29:49.260 He tweeted out anatomy of the state. 0.98

00:29:51.520 Don't like be like in the comments going like, well, he's probably doing this because he actually doesn't like he doesn't fucking matter.

00:29:58.280 Like he tweeted out anatomy of the state to millions of people and I mean, and then he tweeted out what happened in 1971.

00:30:05.920 Right.

00:30:06.080 He got Rothbard trending with the anatomy of the state one.

00:30:08.920 Rothbard was trending probably for the first time ever.

00:30:11.500 I don't think Rothbard has probably ever trended before.

00:30:13.860 100% first time ever.

00:30:15.500 And I don't know how that's not a good thing. 0.98

00:30:17.360 Now, if you want to be the fucking super cynical, pessimistic guy, sure. 0.98

00:30:22.920 I'm not telling you to trust him. 0.99

00:30:24.420 Yeah, maybe he's running an op.

00:30:25.740 I don't know.

00:30:26.720 But regardless, there is some good in there. 0.99

00:30:28.960 Just appreciate the fucking good. 0.98

00:30:30.240 We don't get much. 1.00

00:30:30.760 The other thing is, we know he's a hypocrite. 1.00

00:30:34.000 We know that on Twitter, people get blocked for the dumbest of shit. 1.00

00:30:37.260 We understand that. 1.00

00:30:38.860 That doesn't take away from what he did. 0.95

00:30:40.780 I'll call Jack a hypocrite and that he may have, I don't know how much he actually has input in what Twitter does and who they block and whatever. 1.00

00:30:48.240 But like if he has any kind of say in it, he's an idiot and he's fucked it up and he doesn't do what Rothbard would want. 1.00

00:30:53.740 If he even cares about that. 0.97

00:30:55.560 But still, he's still treated up about Ananomy of the State, which if you haven't read, you should read because it's probably one of the best things written about libertarian theory for a while.

00:31:06.940 You're like, maybe your ex-girlfriend's sister is only banging you to get back at her sister.

00:31:11.240 But you know what?

00:31:11.700 Just accept the bang and be happy with it.

00:31:14.560 I don't know.

00:31:15.420 It's very Machiavellian, man.

00:31:17.280 Although I do agree with what you're saying here, though. 0.95

00:31:19.880 If the result of this is that thousands more people read Ananomy of the State or know who Rothbard is, I don't really give a shit why Jack tweeted it out. 0.64

00:31:30.520 And then also, you had people in the comments. 0.79

00:31:32.660 I saw people who were like, oh, maybe like four people read it.

00:31:35.500 I was like, I looked at the comments.

00:31:37.000 There was a lot of people going, oh, what is this?

00:31:38.980 I'll read it.

00:31:39.700 And then there was other people like, here's, I just read it.

00:31:42.340 Here's what I think.

00:31:43.620 It's like, that's all we wanted.

00:31:45.360 Like, we don't care if you agree with it.

00:31:47.460 Just read it. 1.00

00:31:48.200 And people who think that Jack had some evil notion after tweeting that out, like he was motivation, he's trying to get libertarians, I think that's stupid. 0.97

00:31:57.440 Like, from everything I see, like, Jack, he tries to present, at least the way he presents himself, is someone who likes to be knowledgeable of a bunch of other things. 0.96

00:32:04.800 So he probably just read it, said, oh, this is interesting.

00:32:07.560 Even if he doesn't agree with it, I'm going to tweet it out and let other people see this and see what they think, too.

00:32:12.480 Because that just honestly seems like his personality.

00:32:15.080 And I don't, there's no, there's nothing, there's nothing but something good can happen from him tweeting that out.

00:32:21.040 Well, and also, if you, if you're that cynical, how do you not know that Twitter is already running algos to know all of us, where we live, what we're about, what we think, how dangerous we are, reading our DMs, plotting to fucking come and kidnap us in the middle of the night, black helicopters outside, I have the documents.

00:32:38.960 This is already happening.

00:32:42.460 So, like, oh, yeah, because we hit like when you tweeted out.

00:32:45.300 Now we're on a watch.

00:32:46.180 Now he knows.

00:32:47.120 Now he knows who we are.

00:32:49.040 I'm going to get him now.

00:32:50.400 I didn't know who the libertarians were before, because it's not like they talk.

00:32:53.440 Because we don't talk about it all the time. 0.99

00:32:56.260 Do you know how many blue checks I've alluded violence to, and you're really going to fucking, 1.00

00:33:00.240 you're really going to get all fucking uppity about this? 0.99

00:33:04.340 Exactly. 0.98

00:33:04.660 Yeah, we were bullying that journal all last week.

00:33:08.760 I don't know.

00:33:10.140 Yeah, I tried to bully her again, like, yesterday or two days ago, but it didn't work out as much.

00:33:14.880 But I, or it actually may have been a day, but she was awesome. 0.99

00:33:17.440 She was doing some bullshit again. 1.00

00:33:19.260 So is she actually a lesbian? 1.00

00:33:20.680 Is that true?

00:33:21.720 That's what I was hoping.

00:33:23.180 I didn't know that.

00:33:24.340 You just said that.

00:33:26.300 Yeah, I just said it.

00:33:27.240 I just.

00:33:28.340 She tweeted out that, what, she saw some, there was some drunk chick in the bathroom with her at some concerts. 1.00

00:33:33.580 Telling people to get vaccines.

00:33:35.200 Yeah, and she was like, marry me.

00:33:37.260 Like, you love the vaccines so much.

00:33:39.180 And then one of you guys, I think Cole, maybe one of you guys, quote tweeted and said, this means you're never having any children.

00:33:44.940 Yeah, I said, please marry her so you'll never procreate. 1.00

00:33:50.140 To her benefit, if she's a lesbian, she's one of those, like, mythical hot ones. 1.00

00:33:53.860 You know what I mean? 0.97

00:33:54.360 Like, she's not that hot, but if she's gay, it kind of adds a point or two, you know? 0.99

00:33:59.280 I wouldn't say hot.

00:34:02.160 And she'd probably, I don't trust her motives at all.

00:34:06.120 But I don't know.

00:34:06.680 I mean, if I was drunk enough, I'd probably do that. 0.99

00:34:10.540 Hot lesbians don't exist. 1.00

00:34:12.480 Like, they're just bisexual. 1.00

00:34:14.080 Like, hot lesbians don't exist. 1.00

00:34:15.440 I don't think that's a real thing. 1.00

00:34:17.080 They get bullied by dyke lesbians to date. 1.00

00:34:20.680 It really depends on how you define sex, really, is whether they... 0.99

00:34:25.360 Jason, how do you define a unit of sex?

00:34:31.180 When has sex taken place? 1.00

00:34:32.480 Every goddamn episode. 1.00

00:34:35.120 I was just making a joke. 1.00

00:34:36.280 Toad took it too far.

00:34:39.180 Penetration. 1.00

00:34:39.620 They don't believe in lesbian sex. 1.00

00:34:42.060 Penetration seems to be, like, the common answer, man. 1.00

00:34:45.360 Or is it only sex with a strap on? 0.97

00:34:46.980 You know what I mean? 0.96

00:34:47.540 Like, I don't know.

00:34:50.680 It depends, like, what do you define...

00:34:52.800 Like, if you get caught, like, if you're eating a chick out and someone walks in, you

00:34:59.480 would say you got caught. 0.84

00:35:00.420 I would still say I got caught having sex. 0.63

00:35:02.020 Like, someone walked in on me having sex now. 0.87

00:35:03.220 I'd say I get caught eating box. 0.94

00:35:05.080 I'd be like...

00:35:06.140 Okay. 0.99

00:35:07.420 I love sex. 1.00

00:35:08.740 Like, yeah, I got caught eating a chick out. 1.00

00:35:10.080 I don't want to consider this being sex. 0.90

00:35:12.320 But if someone else says, like, someone just walked in on me, hooking up with it.

00:35:15.500 Like, is hooking up in sex, like, what is, like, the definition of what you mean?

00:35:22.140 I froze again.

00:35:25.520 I just know if my...

00:35:26.720 I look at this in the context of a married guy.

00:35:29.040 So, like, if I ate my wife out and then, like, the next day I was trying to, like, get 0.99

00:35:33.840 all up on her and she was like, oh, we fucked yesterday. 1.00

00:35:36.680 I'd be like, are you out of your goddamn mind? 1.00

00:35:38.620 No, you got nothing out of that. 1.00

00:35:40.780 You're right.

00:35:41.360 But what if she blew you yesterday?

00:35:45.080 Yeah, if she blew you yesterday, then would you say the same thing the next day?

00:35:49.060 I don't know.

00:35:49.620 I don't feel like that counts.

00:35:50.880 But then again, I'm also...

00:35:52.620 If you got a blow, you might be like, okay, I think we can...

00:35:56.820 Yeah.

00:35:57.260 I think the exchange has happened.

00:36:00.100 Yeah.

00:36:01.840 You bought yourself an extra 24 hours.

00:36:05.000 And then you have to milk me.

00:36:06.440 Don't milk me once again.

00:36:10.040 I think it was Tom Segura.

00:36:11.860 Tom Segura, like, Christina P, says that he gets milked every 72 hours.

00:36:16.840 Or he starts getting really cranky.

00:36:18.740 That's a pretty good rhythm, really.

00:36:19.920 Like, I've been married for 10 years.

00:36:21.140 And, like, every 72 hours, that's a good rhythm.

00:36:23.500 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:36:23.940 Like, as a single guy unmarried, you're probably like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:36:26.880 But, dude, that's... 0.98

00:36:27.880 If I could get milked every 72 hours and, like, I had some sort of contract that held

00:36:31.760 to that, like, dude, like, you'd think marriage would be that contract.

00:36:35.040 But it's not.

00:36:35.360 Wait a second.

00:36:35.980 Why do you have to keep her to a contract? 1.00

00:36:38.420 Wait a second, though.

00:36:39.240 Isn't milking...

00:36:39.900 Milking isn't that specifically, though, you have to be lying on top of a table that

00:36:45.220 has a non-clear surface.

00:36:47.560 No.

00:36:47.860 Let me...

00:36:48.340 Hear me out.

00:36:48.780 Stop.

00:36:49.300 No.

00:36:49.540 I don't want to hear you out.

00:36:50.480 I know what you're talking about.

00:36:51.300 You're saying that.

00:36:52.580 Dude, it was in the show Dave.

00:36:54.280 You know what I'm talking about. 1.00

00:36:55.360 So she can't see anything except your dick. 1.00

00:36:57.440 So it looks like an udder. 1.00

00:36:58.520 And she's milking a cow. 1.00

00:36:59.540 That's what milking is. 1.00

00:37:00.860 Am I right?

00:37:01.820 I don't know.

00:37:02.160 I'm going to take it, but...

00:37:03.160 I'm going to trust you, Toad.

00:37:06.240 I don't know.

00:37:06.820 I'm going to trust you on that.

00:37:09.260 I'm very familiar with the genre, and it is a milking table, Toad.

00:37:15.700 Okay. 0.99

00:37:16.100 You can still be milked without a table, you unbelievable pervert. 1.00

00:37:21.480 That's just the preferable way to be milked. 0.99

00:37:24.120 The most comfortable way. 1.00

00:37:25.700 Because you don't want to see her, that filthy animal. 0.99

00:37:28.000 Dude, I'm not going to lie. 1.00

00:37:28.860 I saw the milking table shit before, and I was like, that looks fucking delightful. 0.99

00:37:33.000 Like, just laying there, like, fucking just getting stuck. 0.99

00:37:36.100 You know what would be really dope, though? 0.99

00:37:37.200 Is if you were getting a massage at the same time.

00:37:39.440 That's, like...

00:37:40.100 Yes.

00:37:40.620 That's kind of the critical.

00:37:41.760 I've always told my wife I want that three-way. 1.00

00:37:43.320 Some, like, little Asian woman to rub me off while she sucks me off. 1.00

00:37:46.800 And you can have that, but it's a dude that's giving you the massage. 1.00

00:37:49.260 The dude is giving you a massage, but it's a woman underneath. 1.00

00:37:52.080 A little gay, but I'm into it. 0.99

00:37:53.320 Let's go. 0.98

00:37:55.380 Stronger hands, so it can really get into your shoulders.

00:37:59.000 Dude, I have that problem.

00:38:00.100 Like, women cannot give me decent back rubs. 1.00

00:38:01.920 It would actually almost have to be a dude, really.

00:38:05.180 It doesn't make it a really comfortable table, though, because otherwise you're planking,

00:38:10.560 and that's not going to be comfortable at all.

00:38:12.300 So you're stiff, and you have a stiffy at the same time.

00:38:15.840 All of that just sounds uncomfortable.

00:38:17.520 Toad, we've already been over this.

00:38:18.560 There's a hole in the table.

00:38:20.260 Oh, I know.

00:38:21.120 You're not breaking your boner on, like, a wooden board or something, but, like, the

00:38:24.760 rest of you might be pretty uncomfortable.

00:38:27.420 What?

00:38:27.900 What?

00:38:28.900 I don't know what Toad is talking about.

00:38:31.140 I like a hard mattress. 0.98

00:38:33.720 If there was no hole, you'd be doing cock push-ups, so... 1.00

00:38:36.900 By the way, also, there's another person that Dr. Drew talks about him and his wife. 1.00

00:38:41.880 He gets a blowjob every day. 0.99

00:38:44.460 That's actually a... 1.00

00:38:45.060 He talks about that all the time.

00:38:47.300 You know that I have Debra Pinsky scheduled to come on my show, his wife. 1.00

00:38:51.480 Oh, you did?

00:38:52.100 You actually got it scheduled?

00:38:53.020 Ask her about it.

00:38:55.660 Oh, dude, we talked, like, in depth about her sex life on the roof in Tennessee. 0.99

00:39:02.480 She is so wild. 0.57

00:39:04.060 Like, I swear, I pray she has as many drinks as she did that night on my show, because 1.00

00:39:08.680 she will say the wildest shit. 1.00

00:39:10.380 Dude, get her on Tower Power Hour. 1.00

00:39:11.560 That'd be fucking dope. 1.00

00:39:12.760 All right. 0.99

00:39:12.980 We want to get Dr. Drew it, too.

00:39:15.040 Dude, I want to talk to his wife. 1.00

00:39:16.340 That actually sounds better than him.

00:39:17.840 Like, I don't know why. 1.00

00:39:18.460 It's just funnier to hear her perspective on that shit. 1.00

00:39:20.880 She said so much crazy shit I can't even, like, bring up, because I'll blow my opportunity 1.00

00:39:24.620 to talk to her again, but... 1.00

00:39:25.900 I want to ask a doctor about ass-to-penis ratio, so that's what I really want to talk about 0.76

00:39:30.100 and what that means medically. 0.79

00:39:33.220 It would be amazing to have on Tower Power Hour Dr. Drew's wife giving a detailed breakdown 0.99

00:39:38.280 of her fucking... 1.00

00:39:39.300 her technique and blowing Dr. Drew. 1.00

00:39:41.600 I intend to make that happen.

00:39:45.400 We'll see.

00:39:51.340 That's a great...

00:39:52.700 You know you love it.

00:39:53.960 That's why you tune in.

00:39:55.960 Do we put this go out audio?

00:39:57.260 Should we be reading the comments?

00:39:59.200 Yeah, we should actually.

00:39:59.940 It does go out audio, yes.

00:40:01.460 If you're watching...

00:40:01.820 Someone donated $5.

00:40:03.080 Aprepos donated it, and they said, I would rather invade Afghanistan again than listen to 0.82

00:40:07.900 Toad retell how to do a milking table.

00:40:10.480 So...

00:40:11.200 Let's be real.

00:40:12.740 We're not going to keep up with this, so you should probably just watch it on YouTube.

00:40:15.960 All right.

00:40:16.420 Just stay in.

00:40:16.940 But if you're listening, go for it, you know.

00:40:19.840 I'll keep up with it.

00:40:20.900 I'll be watching it.

00:40:21.840 I'll do it.

00:40:22.340 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:40:22.780 But I do work to get it out on the audio feeds?

00:40:24.880 Come on. 0.99

00:40:25.760 Some of these episodes, they get wild with the fucking... 1.00

00:40:28.680 with the super chats, like the fucking shoe episode. 0.99

00:40:31.240 There's no way we could read everyone. 0.99

00:40:33.060 That would just be...

00:40:33.860 Yeah, we just have to get a 1.6 million follower person back on again.

00:40:37.560 That's all I have to do.

00:40:38.380 It'll be just as wild.

00:40:39.180 I was going to say, that was kind of an outlier.

00:40:42.040 Did you boot him, or did he bounce?

00:40:44.560 He's gone again.

00:40:45.540 We can't do this.

00:40:48.140 It's just what it is.

00:40:49.400 Yeah, I don't know.

00:40:51.000 Back to your cave, Jason.

00:40:52.860 By the way, what did you think of the response to the shoe episode?

00:40:55.860 I thought it was pretty good.

00:40:57.080 Yeah, I was respecting much more backlash, even though I feel like we got a little bit.

00:41:00.380 But we are...

00:41:01.520 I feel like part of our success has been built off of being masters at dealing with that

00:41:05.600 kind of backlash.

00:41:06.620 So if anything, we're like, give it to us.

00:41:08.260 We're going to turn it and make it into a benefit for us.

00:41:10.440 Please.

00:41:10.940 Please do.

00:41:11.600 Dude, I launched into her comments.

00:41:14.160 Because she posted that clip when we were talking about privatizing the police.

00:41:18.920 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:41:19.580 And her followers are all fucking socialist bitches. 1.00

00:41:23.140 They start going off on us. 1.00

00:41:25.120 And I'm just like, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:41:27.460 And it was very fun.

00:41:29.200 It was mostly that.

00:41:30.380 It was that same dude who said that he was going to shoot the unvaccinated, right?

00:41:33.800 The dude who's running for a California Congress position or something.

00:41:38.400 Stephen Cox, I think is his name.

00:41:40.200 Wasn't that him again? 0.98

00:41:41.000 Oh, no, that was the guy that Reid was fucking with. 0.96

00:41:43.940 Are you sure? 0.99

00:41:44.500 I thought he was in Shoe's comments blasting the...

00:41:47.940 That would be pretty funny.

00:41:48.780 I think it was him blasting the privatization of the police.

00:41:52.560 Yeah, it was him again. 1.00

00:41:53.940 And Twitter was like fucking up because he had already blocked me for the other shit. 0.99

00:41:57.640 And I was still able to see one of his tweets and quote tweet it. 0.99

00:42:00.820 Where I think I quote tweeted it.

00:42:02.560 He was complaining about privatizing the police.

00:42:04.180 And I said something like rich elites will bash privatization of the police while they live in their gated communities that have armed security guards and go to work at buildings that have armed security guards or something like that.

00:42:19.600 How is our show not...

00:42:21.240 Are we trying to monetize this thing?

00:42:22.760 Like, do we actually run ads on it?

00:42:24.360 It's 100% monetized.

00:42:26.040 How?

00:42:26.380 Okay, so I looked at it.

00:42:31.200 So obviously the one that isn't monetized is Ryan Dawson's is not monetized.

00:42:37.140 They got pretty...

00:42:37.980 There was some other ones that didn't, but most of the new ones are still monetized still.

00:42:43.080 So, Jostico Mitchell said, I am black.

00:42:47.160 I am gay.

00:42:48.180 I am a woman.

00:42:49.460 I think that's a reference to the Slurp Gang intro.

00:42:53.280 I think people are just going to keep doing that now.

00:42:54.760 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:42:56.420 I love that.

00:42:57.520 I'm new in town.

00:42:58.760 That's all I...

00:43:00.040 New in town.

00:43:02.140 John Mulaney.

00:43:03.320 I do want to say, though, like, a lot of people were...

00:43:06.000 We talked about this in the episode. 1.00

00:43:07.200 We're wanting us to, like, get in her shit. 0.99

00:43:09.100 And, like, I feel like we really hit on something. 0.99

00:43:12.220 I really feel like in a weird... 0.98

00:43:13.960 Not to be, like, we're so above, like, we're doing some great shit. 0.97

00:43:18.000 But I feel like we're kind of weirdly making shit happen because people enjoy, like, hanging out with us and shit. 0.95

00:43:24.000 And the same thing goes for Shue. 0.98

00:43:25.400 And that's a perfect example.

00:43:26.460 Like, we were able to talk to her in a completely friendly way.

00:43:29.640 She seemed much more amenable to these ideas, which she clearly, to be honest, didn't seem to have thought much on.

00:43:34.640 That wasn't meaning to be mean.

00:43:35.980 She is a white woman.

00:43:37.580 But she hasn't thought too deeply.

00:43:39.820 She admitted herself.

00:43:40.980 Yeah, she did.

00:43:41.560 She did not know the libertarian position.

00:43:43.240 Yeah.

00:43:43.440 Which is pretty funny now because anything libertarian comes up, the town gang Twitter gets tagged by her.

00:43:50.540 Yeah, well, we're Shue's liberty liaisons now.

00:43:54.360 I kind of like that.

00:43:56.200 Yeah.

00:43:57.280 But, no, I do think there's something, too, that, like, being able to interact with people in a fun way.

00:44:02.560 And that's kind of the way to go, you know? 0.99

00:44:04.880 This is the main fucking flaw in libertarianism. 1.00

00:44:08.880 Is that so many of you are autistic and don't have a sense of humor. 1.00

00:44:13.000 This is what we are doing.

00:44:14.500 We are fixing that flaw.

00:44:16.020 So, if you have a problem with our show because we bring on people that aren't ideologically pure, you are watching the wrong show. 0.96

00:44:23.200 That's what we're here to do is to joke with people and make shit fun. 0.97

00:44:27.100 Yeah, we got that comment. 0.98

00:44:28.100 It was people were like, you should have on. 0.97

00:44:30.200 I'm like, we don't have on just fucking end caps. 0.94

00:44:33.660 Like, that's not what we do. 0.94

00:44:34.860 Like, I'll have on anybody that's kidding.

00:44:36.660 Talk and have fun.

00:44:37.660 Go ahead, Jason.

00:44:38.340 It's like, if everybody you're going to talk to is an end cap, like, you can only be friends with libertarians.

00:44:44.360 All my friends in real life, I would not have any friends in real life because none of my friends are libertarians.

00:44:49.040 Yeah.

00:44:49.320 I'm the only one.

00:44:50.420 I have one friend that is even remotely close.

00:44:53.060 And then there's still stuff.

00:44:54.080 And all of a sudden, it's like, he's not.

00:44:56.440 Like, he just starts talking.

00:44:57.420 And there's times he starts talking.

00:44:58.880 It's like, oh, yeah, you were, like, I'm rubbing off on you.

00:45:01.620 You hate, like, he just says, I hate the government, blah, blah, blah.

00:45:03.600 And then he just says something about how that status.

00:45:06.520 It's like, if you own a purity test, then you're going to have no friends or family and you can't have a relationship with anybody.

00:45:13.580 No, and I mean, you're younger, so I'm going to give you some slack.

00:45:16.960 But I have converted basically every single friend I have in my life into being at least a quasi-libertarian person.

00:45:23.440 Oh, they're all closer than what they were when I started hanging out with them.

00:45:27.040 But they're still not. 0.98

00:45:28.540 Well, once you're fucking old and gray like me, they'll probably all be libertarians. 0.99

00:45:32.180 So just keep going. 1.00

00:45:33.840 But my point is you don't have to beat people over the head with this shit. 0.99

00:45:36.840 If you can show that your life is fun and you are also right about everything, people will eventually start listening to you. 1.00

00:45:44.200 So just fucking do that. 0.99

00:45:45.520 But you don't have to be, like, all curmudgeonly and shit down people's throats when they say one wrong opinion. 1.00

00:45:49.880 Well, it's fun to do it on Twitter. 1.00

00:45:51.400 Like, get on there and, like, someone says something stupid and you fucking shit on them. 1.00

00:45:54.560 But if you're talking to, like, if I have somebody on the podcast, I'm going to be friendly with them. 1.00

00:45:58.460 If they, I'm not going to argue with them.

00:46:00.460 I mean, we might get into, like, a little bit of, like, okay, here's what you think.

00:46:03.180 Here's what I think. 0.98

00:46:04.360 But I'm not going to be like, no, you're fucking wrong. 0.92

00:46:06.600 Here's what actually it is. 0.96

00:46:08.180 Like, if someone, like, she talked about health care, I'm not going to be like, actually, you're killing people because of government health.

00:46:13.920 I'm not going to say that to, like, to somebody.

00:46:16.380 Also, by the way, Dickie Walnut said, should I make weekly high art reels from each episode?

00:46:19.920 Yeah.

00:46:20.020 Absolutely, you should.

00:46:21.980 But, I mean, I don't know if you have time.

00:46:23.880 Also, Dickie is the one that did the intro.

00:46:26.680 He's also done other videos for us.

00:46:28.400 And he's actually gotten pretty good at it.

00:46:30.320 And what I found out was he was doing it all from his phone somehow.

00:46:33.720 If he could do it not on his phone, because the video quality is pretty low, even though the cut, the edit is a banger.

00:46:41.600 But if you actually see it on the big screen, it's, like, it's all pixelated.

00:46:44.540 Yeah, it's pixelated.

00:46:45.960 Kind of fancy aesthetic, though.

00:46:48.040 I was like, our quality's not that bad on our show. 0.99

00:46:50.220 What the fuck, Dickie? 1.00

00:46:52.220 And then Dickie goes and gets naked in the hot tub with Fat Dave all the time. 1.00

00:46:56.460 That's 100% true, yeah. 0.83

00:46:57.600 I go over to his house.

00:46:59.320 We have a lot of fun.

00:47:00.420 Do you guys wife swap? 0.96

00:47:01.180 Be honest.

00:47:02.660 Oh, I mean, it's, I mean, it's usually we swap weekends.

00:47:05.140 He's working on it.

00:47:05.660 So, like, I'll go over to his house.

00:47:06.900 He comes over to my house.

00:47:08.100 Do you guys have foursomes or do your wife swap? 1.00

00:47:09.620 Which is it?

00:47:11.500 It's a little bit of both.

00:47:12.500 It depends on the night.

00:47:13.600 It depends on how we're feeling.

00:47:15.800 Does he touch you?

00:47:16.700 Do you guys make eye contact?

00:47:17.660 What's going on? 0.99

00:47:18.980 The only thing that tries to touch is our balls. 0.99

00:47:21.100 We like the clicking sound. 1.00

00:47:23.840 Isn't that the only thing that makes it gay? 0.96

00:47:25.260 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:47:27.840 Not to go too debaucherous, but have you guys ever seen, like, a porn where the chick takes 1.00

00:47:31.380 two dicks and stuff in her mouth at the same time? 1.00

00:47:33.520 So bizarre. 1.00

00:47:34.660 She makes my dick soft as fuck. 1.00

00:47:36.140 Yes. 1.00

00:47:37.120 I immediately go, what the fuck is this shit? 1.00

00:47:39.900 The worst is when a girl is in a gangbang and she takes a load in the mouth and then 1.00

00:47:44.340 she goes to the next dude and starts blowing him. 1.00

00:47:46.100 I'm like, ah.

00:47:48.040 Oh, God.

00:47:48.980 That's how you age, man.

00:47:50.080 That's HIV right there. 1.00

00:47:51.280 You're a bitch. 1.00

00:47:51.880 How many men does it actually take for it to be Bukkake? 1.00

00:47:55.580 Does it have to be three or more?

00:47:57.380 I mean, I would think-

00:47:57.840 I don't know.

00:47:58.040 You're the expert.

00:47:58.880 You tell us.

00:47:59.960 I'm not an expert in that, man.

00:48:01.520 I don't like the-

00:48:02.420 Let me tell you.

00:48:02.980 Let me tell you.

00:48:03.460 I don't like that.

00:48:03.480 I don't like that.

00:48:03.500 I don't like that.

00:48:03.600 I don't like that.

00:48:03.680 I don't like that.

00:48:03.700 I don't like that.

00:48:04.080 I don't like that.

00:48:04.300 I don't like that ratio in porn.

00:48:05.720 I'll tell you.

00:48:06.060 If the cast of TPH did it, it would be classified as Bukkake. 0.98

00:48:10.640 Ooh, we got some shithole money from Fred the Staller. 1.00

00:48:14.040 I'm not going to fuck with it. 1.00

00:48:15.060 She was a sugar daddy socialist. 1.00

00:48:17.180 I wish.

00:48:18.280 You guys are seeing a dangerous precedent here now.

00:48:21.440 Did you want it?

00:48:22.520 Said me and Fat Dave keep our socks on at least.

00:48:24.460 Absolutely.

00:48:25.180 Proven to make you last longer.

00:48:27.320 All right. 1.00

00:48:27.840 Also, seeing a dude's dick also makes you last longer because- 1.00

00:48:31.960 Now it's competition. 1.00

00:48:32.980 Oh, wait.

00:48:33.380 Yeah, it's competition. 1.00

00:48:34.820 You're not wearing your socks on your dick. 1.00

00:48:35.940 I'm not going to come first, you motherfucker. 1.00

00:48:39.000 I thought you were wearing your socks on your dicks like the Red Hot Chili Peppers. 1.00

00:48:42.300 Is that not what you're doing? 0.99

00:48:43.820 No.

00:48:45.060 We keep it on our hands.

00:48:46.280 We keep it on our hands because we can't touch the other's wife with our actual skin. 0.94

00:48:51.420 So that's how we get around it.

00:48:52.840 Just as Jesus intended.

00:48:55.280 We keep it on our hands. 1.00

00:48:56.040 You're like, I'm going to fuck your wife way harder than you fuck mine. 1.00

00:49:00.300 Speaking of Jesus, Jason, what kind of threesomes are you into? 1.00

00:49:06.620 It's not games.

00:49:07.400 Do you always leave one?

00:49:08.040 I know how the Bible is about that.

00:49:11.120 Do you leave room for Jesus at least?

00:49:12.440 Hard for me to freeze.

00:49:14.040 Oh, great.

00:49:14.800 Oh, fine.

00:49:18.020 Don't answer the question.

00:49:18.940 Just sit there. 1.00

00:49:19.740 Just sit there with a stupid fucking good on your face as I ask you really serious questions. 1.00

00:49:23.980 Oh, now you're laughing. 1.00

00:49:25.140 Oh, okay.

00:49:25.620 Oh, it's really funny. 1.00

00:49:26.300 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:49:28.900 Oh, and again. 1.00

00:49:31.580 It is one of the funniest things.

00:49:34.640 So I think, Jason, until you get where you're not frozen, I'll kind of give my anecdote.

00:49:39.760 I was like race Christian, like super Christian conservative.

00:49:42.820 And I did actually hear the leave room for Jesus.

00:49:46.020 There was a six inch rule at our high school.

00:49:48.980 There was, I mean, I mean, it was all around.

00:49:51.260 So like.

00:49:51.900 You had to have a six inch dong?

00:49:53.220 No, the six, we, we, we, we practice social, we actually did practice social distancing before it was cool.

00:49:59.560 Like whenever, like in high school, there was a six inch rule.

00:50:02.760 You could not get within six inches of another woman, the opposite gender. 1.00

00:50:06.600 It's still not cool.

00:50:07.640 It was never cool.

00:50:08.480 Yeah, it's true.

00:50:09.220 It wasn't cool.

00:50:09.760 It wasn't cool.

00:50:10.580 All right, guys. 1.00

00:50:11.580 Fuck, marry, kill IRS, Federal Reserve, or the CIA? 1.00

00:50:14.700 Oh, God. 1.00

00:50:17.000 You would marry the CIA because. 1.00

00:50:19.560 That sounds stupid. 1.00

00:50:21.080 You definitely marry the CIA because they have all of like the, they have cool shit. 1.00

00:50:25.080 So you'd be able to fuck around with their like. 1.00

00:50:26.380 This is easy. 1.00

00:50:27.040 This is easy. 1.00

00:50:27.700 All you have to do is kill the Federal Reserve and the rest fall. 1.00

00:50:30.120 Oh, I was going to say, you definitely kill the Fed. 0.99

00:50:32.120 Yeah, that's for sure. 0.88

00:50:34.100 And I guess, yeah. 1.00

00:50:36.020 You fuck the IRS. 1.00

00:50:37.440 Yeah, you fuck the IRS, kill the Fed, and marry the CIA. 1.00

00:50:40.080 That's actually, that's 100% how it goes. 1.00

00:50:42.100 Sounds about right to name that.

00:50:43.220 There is no other answer to that question.

00:50:44.820 I'll agree with that. 0.82

00:50:48.240 You're welcome, Garbage Man. 0.80

00:50:49.460 Yeah, too easy, Garbage Man.

00:50:51.640 I met Homeboy and his cute little daughter in some city in Texas.

00:50:58.580 Yeah, that's right.

00:50:59.340 I saw some of those pictures.

00:51:01.160 It was like a fun time.

00:51:02.100 You had a fun trip.

00:51:03.660 Yeah.

00:51:04.560 He's such a good dad.

00:51:05.280 It's very cute.

00:51:06.460 Yes, Nick.

00:51:06.980 It was a six inch roll.

00:51:09.980 It wasn't.

00:51:10.460 I don't know why it was six inches.

00:51:12.340 I mean, maybe because we're in high school, we're not all the way fully grown yet.

00:51:16.320 That's what your wife says. 0.99

00:51:17.480 Oh, my God.

00:51:18.080 I don't know why it was six inches.

00:51:20.600 She said, you can still do a lot with six inches.

00:51:26.180 Six inches is not bad.

00:51:27.780 If I had a six inch dog, I would love it.

00:51:31.300 Oh.

00:51:31.620 Oh, my God.

00:51:33.300 Oh, my God.

00:51:34.240 I feel like every inch over six inches is just like, that's where you really get the 0.99

00:51:40.380 good shit, though. 0.99

00:51:41.360 You know? 1.00

00:51:42.520 I'm speaking as a gay man. 1.00

00:51:46.340 That butthole's a lot deeper than a vagina. 1.00

00:51:50.720 You can shove anything up there, basically. 1.00

00:51:54.340 Who has the best look in here? 1.00

00:51:55.340 If you read this, you're gay. 0.99

00:51:58.840 I did it. 1.00

00:52:00.140 Let me just real quick.

00:52:03.080 Take this off.

00:52:04.740 I mean, based on how short the rest of us are, I think Clint has to be the answer.

00:52:09.640 But that's why I'm asking.

00:52:11.040 I bet.

00:52:11.900 No, no.

00:52:12.580 It's the Jose's.

00:52:13.820 Does it all match your body style? 1.00

00:52:15.200 So does Jose just have a really wide penis? 1.00

00:52:17.780 Yeah, he has a chode. 1.00

00:52:20.900 It's four inches around by four inches long. 0.99

00:52:23.660 I have a goddamn cheese wheel is what I got. 1.00

00:52:27.700 Jose's dick is a, yeah, it's a cube. 1.00

00:52:30.120 It makes a thump noise whenever he enters. 1.00

00:52:32.960 It goes thump.

00:52:34.040 Have you guys ever seen Shorty Mac, the porn star?

00:52:36.620 Go look it up. 1.00

00:52:39.480 Jason's the unsuspecting guy that's just got a fucking hog on him. 1.00

00:52:45.340 Absolutely. 1.00

00:52:46.580 100%.

00:52:46.980 Yeah, I think he does.

00:52:47.800 Jason's like 5'10", 140 pounds, and like 18 inches of dong.

00:52:52.980 I'm 6'5".

00:52:53.880 I'm 6'5".

00:52:54.940 Oh, he was definitely.

00:52:56.700 Oh, he was definitely.

00:52:58.100 Are you really 6'5"?

00:53:01.100 Yeah. 1.00

00:53:01.920 Damn, son. 1.00

00:53:03.480 I don't know if we got, did we get to the autism one yet? 1.00

00:53:05.580 If you read this, you're gay? 0.97

00:53:06.880 Yeah, I'm already gay. 0.99

00:53:08.300 I already read it.

00:53:08.840 Jason, you definitely played basketball in Christian school, didn't you?

00:53:12.440 No, I went to public school.

00:53:14.440 Oh, wow.

00:53:15.220 Okay.

00:53:15.500 Yeah, I could at one point.

00:53:19.000 I don't think I can anymore.

00:53:20.820 At 6'5"?

00:53:21.480 You could go to Christian school right now?

00:53:23.420 Oh, no, don't.

00:53:25.780 I mean, when I was, I, eight to ten years ago, I could dunk.

00:53:30.420 I don't think I could still do it.

00:53:31.880 I don't know.

00:53:32.040 I've tried it a long time.

00:53:32.960 I haven't tried it a long time.

00:53:35.840 I'm 5'5", and I can catch net.

00:53:37.800 I'm 28.

00:53:39.280 Oh, okay, okay.

00:53:41.040 I can still hang on the rim, but I've never been able to dunk.

00:53:43.740 It's very sad.

00:53:44.680 I've never gotten close to the rim.

00:53:48.660 I tried and tried.

00:53:50.860 Clint, you have hops because you play sand volleyball, don't you?

00:53:54.260 Yeah, that's why I can still hang on the rim.

00:53:55.860 I can actually jump higher now than when I was a kid, but I, and I'm 39, which is really

00:54:00.560 remarkable, but I cannot dunk.

00:54:02.020 The best I ever did was dunk a, like a volleyball.

00:54:06.480 Yeah.

00:54:07.360 Oh, man.

00:54:08.560 It's so close.

00:54:09.640 That's like two inches.

00:54:10.860 Yeah.

00:54:11.320 The story of my life.

00:54:12.860 Two inches.

00:54:13.520 Oh, maybe his isn't the biggest then.

00:54:18.560 Well, I wanted to know while Jason is here, how the whole comedy thing has been going

00:54:24.820 the last year and a half.

00:54:26.380 Well, I'm only a year in, so I just started.

00:54:30.120 Yeah.

00:54:30.640 So I'm still just doing open mic stuff.

00:54:32.540 Wait, you started comedy during lockdown?

00:54:34.880 Yeah.

00:54:36.200 Yes, I did.

00:54:36.940 I live in Texas.

00:54:39.820 We never really locked down that much.

00:54:41.340 Okay, okay.

00:54:42.140 Read it, Tone.

00:54:43.520 Tone, stop trying to add on to other people's jokes.

00:54:46.120 Challenge, difficulty, impossible. 1.00

00:54:47.860 Fuck you, Nick. 1.00

00:54:50.900 You Turkish fuck. 1.00

00:54:52.260 I don't know where the fuck you are. 1.00

00:54:53.640 Why aren't you in here? 1.00

00:54:56.180 Nick is a clout chaser, for sure.

00:54:57.960 That's why he's not in the city.

00:55:02.540 That's why Clint does all the comedic liberty podcasts.

00:55:06.240 It's just because he's a clout chaser.

00:55:08.880 It is funny, all the clout chasing. 0.98

00:55:10.540 People have given Reed and Clint shit about it, too. 0.90

00:55:13.220 And it's like... 0.98

00:55:14.100 A lot. 0.99

00:55:14.760 Y'all were here when we weren't shit. 0.91

00:55:17.420 We were like 50 subscribers, and five people showed up for the streams or whatever. 0.95

00:55:23.740 I'm just here because I know that one day this will blow up, and I'm trying to ride

00:55:27.820 your coattails to the top.

00:55:29.500 It's absurd.

00:55:30.780 Honestly, it's absurd.

00:55:32.460 It's absurd.

00:55:32.880 I was on when this was just because...

00:55:35.100 You were on the first episode.

00:55:36.480 Episode one. 0.92

00:55:37.440 I was on because it was a group chat, and I thought you guys were fucking brilliant in 0.52

00:55:41.620 the group chat, and I was like, let's see how fucking funny these dudes are in person. 0.80

00:55:44.380 That was it. 0.97

00:55:45.080 That was the entire logic. 1.00

00:55:46.000 And people are like, clout chasing asshole. 0.99

00:55:47.560 You guys always do Monday nights, like go up against Legion of Skanks, like trying to 1.00

00:55:52.800 get a Monday Night War sort of thing going on?

00:55:55.380 Yes.

00:55:55.880 I never thought about that, but that's 100% going to...

00:55:58.360 No, actually, the reason we picked Mondays was because Josh Smith said, hey, Monday's

00:56:03.860 the only day I have off, so I'll do it on Monday.

00:56:06.820 It's true.

00:56:08.760 Then he came on, like...

00:56:10.100 Then he came on.

00:56:10.760 Now, you want to talk about clout chasing. 0.99

00:56:12.200 That motherfucker doesn't come on for 20 episodes, and then he swoops in, and he's 0.99

00:56:15.420 like, yo, I'm going to sit in here with Shu. 0.99

00:56:17.700 It's like, hey, I see you.

00:56:20.400 I see you, playboy.

00:56:23.320 I'm not going to lie.

00:56:24.300 My goal in life now is to make Fat Dave a larger profile than Real Dave.

00:56:28.920 That way, Dave would be the charity of Fat Dave.

00:56:31.640 You know what I mean?

00:56:33.860 Let's be honest.

00:56:34.720 We're never going to out-funny Legion of Skanks, but we can out-autistic them. 0.99

00:56:39.380 Oh, 100%.

00:56:40.280 Like, we'll definitely be way more basic.

00:56:42.580 All three of them seem a little bit autistic, too.

00:56:45.200 Dude, I don't know.

00:56:47.380 Autistic may be the wrong word. 0.99

00:56:50.640 Mentally retarded may be the right word. 1.00

00:56:55.160 Oh, you're going to... 0.98

00:56:56.720 Yo, Dickie, clip that and send it to Legion of Skanks. 1.00

00:56:59.460 Yeah, actually, yeah.

00:57:00.580 Legion of Skanks clips, I believe, or at least part of the problem, clips follows me.

00:57:06.340 So if you post it, I'll retweet it, and they'll definitely see it.

00:57:09.660 Which is pretty funny, because I retweeted Tom Woods today, and then the part of the problem

00:57:14.900 actually retweeted my retweet of Tom Woods.

00:57:18.000 I was like, oh, you're watching...

00:57:19.860 You actually see what I retweeted, and you're not even retweeting the original.

00:57:23.620 You're retweeted Tom Woods.

00:57:24.160 That's awesome.

00:57:25.020 Yeah.

00:57:26.260 Yeah, Josh came in and was like, shoot, no, this is why you need to be an ANCAP.

00:57:29.980 Like, it's like... 0.96

00:57:30.740 No, we want to, like, just kind of agree and shit. 0.97

00:57:34.640 The best part is he comes in with his gain amped to, like, the highest, like, out of 50. 0.93

00:57:39.880 So no one can say anything other than...

00:57:42.440 I was like, dog. 0.99

00:57:43.880 He comes in and just shouts, sop, retards. 1.00

00:57:46.760 We're trying to talk about, like, Medicare for all and shit, and we're trying to ask 1.00

00:57:49.560 her how big her lady dick is. 1.00

00:57:52.960 I was so bummed we got sidetracked into a fucking conversation about healthcare, but 1.00

00:57:57.700 people seemed to enjoy it, so I'm just going to... 0.97

00:58:00.160 It was a weird thing that people actually, because inside, a little behind the scenes,

00:58:04.380 we got back in the chat, and we were like, it was good.

00:58:08.420 Like, we were like, it was good, but then I was like, maybe we...

00:58:11.700 I think we hit, like, a solid double on that one.

00:58:14.200 And then, like, everybody else was like, we hit a bloop single, and I was like, oh,

00:58:17.280 okay.

00:58:17.880 Nick was like, you got a bunt single there, bud. 1.00

00:58:21.860 And then, like, the next day, I was like, oh, people actually did like this.

00:58:25.820 It was actually...

00:58:27.100 And apparently, she did, too.

00:58:28.600 So, I mean, it was a win all around, apparently.

00:58:30.960 Yeah.

00:58:31.300 Yeah, she tags you in a bunch of stuff, so...

00:58:33.840 Obviously, she had a good time.

00:58:36.560 I think that's...

00:58:37.240 Honestly, that's way more important than the audience. 0.98

00:58:39.660 As long as she likes you guys, that means that she'll still fucking continue to talk to you, 0.84

00:58:43.780 and, like, that's good, because... 1.00

00:58:44.980 Also, I don't give a fuck what you say. 1.00

00:58:46.760 I don't give a fuck what people say. 1.00

00:58:48.300 We would have Val Sean. 1.00

00:58:49.940 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:58:51.180 Like, we would definitely have Val Sean. 1.00

00:58:53.220 I don't care if you're going to call him a pedo, or you're going to call him a fucking 1.00

00:58:56.220 communist. 1.00

00:58:57.160 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:58:58.240 I think it would be... 0.99

00:58:58.840 I would take a much more antagonistic stance if he was on.

00:59:01.180 That's the only difference that I would have.

00:59:02.380 Yeah.

00:59:03.000 100%.

00:59:03.480 Because he's boring.

00:59:04.040 We'll have anybody if they're interesting.

00:59:05.300 I mean, if they're not...

00:59:06.160 I mean, we will... 0.98

00:59:06.760 If someone's fucking boring, like, don't take us negging you as, like, a fucking, like, 1.00

00:59:11.560 look at these bitches. 1.00

00:59:12.500 Like, no, maybe you're just fucking boring. 1.00

00:59:14.660 But, like, if you're interesting, we'll have you on. 0.98

00:59:17.040 So...

00:59:17.760 So now you know.

00:59:19.440 If we say no, that's why.

00:59:20.780 I'm actually drinking a Gatorade, a Gatorade Zero with whey protein, not Powerade. 0.99

00:59:31.140 Yes, we're going to have a podcast war versus Legion of Skanks, and you don't want to fuck 1.00

00:59:35.580 with the Legion of Skanks. 0.99

00:59:36.940 Go-mites. 1.00

00:59:38.160 Podcast war!

00:59:39.180 The Go-mites. 1.00

00:59:40.140 It is so bad.

00:59:41.180 Like, they...

00:59:42.000 You've seen how they've gone after...

00:59:44.160 Who's the... 0.98

00:59:46.780 That journalist that always fucks with them. 0.99

00:59:50.440 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:59:52.280 Dude, when they go after him.

00:59:54.100 Did you see what they did against that other podcast that was called Real Ass Podcast?

00:59:58.660 Lewis just sent them on that, and...

01:00:00.500 Yes!

01:00:02.220 And then they actually had the guys on, and the guys were actually pretty cool, which I

01:00:05.360 enjoyed.

01:00:06.360 But, yeah, that was pretty funny.

01:00:07.960 People just changed their names.

01:00:09.360 Like, we weren't going to do anything.

01:00:10.400 And I was like, all of a sudden, like, people are messaging my grandmother on Facebook,

01:00:13.500 so...

01:00:14.500 Ha-ha! 1.00

01:00:17.860 And gone.

01:00:18.940 Autism, you're assuming...

01:00:21.060 Yeah.

01:00:21.480 Mr. Powers, you're assuming that Bailey J and Buck Angel are known.

01:00:25.320 Oh, sorry.

01:00:25.920 Not going to lie, I was disappointed that you didn't ask her about Bailey J versus Buck

01:00:29.160 Angel.

01:00:29.500 Thank you for the $5, Autism Powers.

01:00:31.740 But you're assuming she would know who they are.

01:00:33.460 I guess she probably would, because she's, like, all pop culture-y, so she probably would.

01:00:37.560 Yeah.

01:00:37.940 I feel like we mentioned that in that episode, because I feel like we just mentioned it every

01:00:41.080 time, but maybe we didn't.

01:00:42.720 We had so many super chats during that.

01:00:45.220 I felt terrible that we didn't ask, like, 80% of them, but it was so bad.

01:00:49.540 I don't think we asked any of them.

01:00:52.460 We can set, like, we can set, like, a certain, like, we'll read it if it's over a certain

01:00:57.840 amount, or, like, we need to set some sort of standard.

01:01:00.200 We are not doing that yet.

01:01:01.840 Not yet.

01:01:02.220 Barely.

01:01:02.820 I love Jose.

01:01:04.040 Jose is always, like, paywall guy.

01:01:05.800 He's like, yo, I got three episodes out. 0.99

01:01:07.440 Paywall these bitches. 1.00

01:01:08.240 Moment of silence. 1.00

01:01:14.600 Moment of silence for Jason for not being able to...

01:01:16.880 We're actually just giving a chance for Jason to get the lag in, so he can actually take

01:01:20.620 a talk a little bit.

01:01:22.500 So take a little...

01:01:23.320 Stop.

01:01:23.720 Jason, go ahead.

01:01:24.980 All right.

01:01:25.220 You guys got to, for real, stop letting him in.

01:01:32.560 You cannot do this, like, seven times.

01:01:35.280 It's crazy. 0.99

01:01:35.940 Y'all, y'all, really, whoever keeps letting him in, fucking stop. 0.99

01:01:40.600 No, it's fine. 0.98

01:01:43.420 Don't try to be nice.

01:01:44.880 You didn't catch the hint.

01:01:46.100 This is the exact same thing that happened last time.

01:01:47.880 So I was like, like, okay, here we go.

01:01:49.880 Oh, wait, no, no.

01:01:50.880 It was cold at Magnuson, huh?

01:01:53.860 No, I did not.

01:01:54.600 I did not do it.

01:01:56.240 It was me.

01:01:56.860 It was Jose.

01:01:57.560 It was Jose.

01:01:58.280 At that point, we might as well embrace the madness.

01:02:00.520 And we were also ganging up on a little bit, so I was like, a lefty would probably be nice, 0.99

01:02:04.020 because I was a little worried the inertia of all us fucking retards would be like, 0.99

01:02:07.800 no, you're wrong. 0.99

01:02:08.820 I was like, give her Magnus.

01:02:10.820 Let her have Magnus.

01:02:11.860 Like, even it out. 0.97

01:02:13.120 We were already in a clusterfuck. 0.98

01:02:15.260 Whatever. 0.96

01:02:17.520 So, yeah.

01:02:19.040 By the way, I think five is the limit, though, for real, because, like, it just makes so

01:02:22.040 much better dynamic, in my personal opinion.

01:02:24.020 Yeah.

01:02:24.280 It really does.

01:02:25.040 Six. 0.99

01:02:25.420 I feel like six only if you have a super good fucking chemistry. 0.99

01:02:28.720 And, like, it's like homies. 1.00

01:02:29.640 If it's us, if we would have, like, again, like, when we had Top Lobster on, Clint came

01:02:34.380 in, Reed came in, Josh came in. 0.99

01:02:35.960 Like, it was a fucking party. 0.99

01:02:37.660 You can always have Reed on, because Reed will always respect the mic. 0.99

01:02:41.660 He is, like, he says, like, four things per episode, so, like.

01:02:45.900 Which, actually, he had one of the funniest comments on the last episode, when he said, 0.91

01:02:49.340 we can stay autistic and horny longer than she can stay sane. 0.81

01:02:53.420 That was one of the only super chats we read. 0.94

01:02:56.920 He was a super chat.

01:02:58.700 But he does do that in general.

01:03:02.240 He does do that in general, though. 0.99

01:03:03.920 Like, even in his own show, he just basically doesn't say shit. 0.98

01:03:07.080 Like, you know what? 0.98

01:03:07.700 He's kind of the perfect interviewer in that regard, where he's just like, here's a question.

01:03:11.440 All right.

01:03:11.880 Now I'm listening.

01:03:13.380 And that's it. 1.00

01:03:14.740 And he does the same shit here. 1.00

01:03:15.960 He'll just pop in with a bang every now and then. 1.00

01:03:18.240 He's going to have a Peter Schiff on.

01:03:19.380 And it's going to be nonstop.

01:03:21.680 It's just going to be the Peter Schiff show, just for an hour and a half. 0.99

01:03:26.280 I really need to have Schiff on, because I feel like I could go toe-to-toe with that motherfucker. 0.99

01:03:29.820 And I, oh God, I hope Reed has a little pushback. 0.99

01:03:33.700 Are you going to go toe-to-toe on crypto?

01:03:35.640 I would like to.

01:03:36.520 I would like to go toe-to-toe on, you know, basically all of his incorrect predictions.

01:03:40.480 He's been predicting doom for, you know, 12 years, ever since the 08 collapse, he's been

01:03:45.220 saying it's, you know, imminent.

01:03:46.480 And it's like, look, are you not the boy who cried wolf?

01:03:48.860 Like, I would like to talk to him about that.

01:03:50.300 And I would like to say, are you doing us a disservice by constantly prognosticating

01:03:54.960 that, you know, doom is just around the corner?

01:03:57.160 I grant you, our economic situation is very dire.

01:04:00.620 But when you, when you sound the alarm too soon, it really does, it turns people off.

01:04:05.080 It's like, that's what made his call in 05 about the real estate or 06 about the real

01:04:09.300 estate market was prescient and brilliant.

01:04:11.400 But then ever since he's been kind of off track.

01:04:14.020 Anyways, now I just lost him coming on my show.

01:04:15.700 Good job, Clint. 0.98

01:04:16.300 Fucking awesome. 1.00

01:04:17.880 He's like the fucking cult that like, is like the dude, the fucking end of the world is 1.00

01:04:22.100 January 12th. 1.00

01:04:23.000 And they're like, well, we misread the text.

01:04:25.960 Trump will be back in power next weekend.

01:04:28.620 Yeah, it's basically there's two things.

01:04:31.800 Now, one is actually a real world thing of the Trump thing where they said August 13th. 0.97

01:04:35.340 And like, it's every fucking time. 0.94

01:04:36.720 It's like, oh, sorry. 0.96

01:04:37.780 We met August 13 of 2022.

01:04:39.760 Actually, no, we got the numbers in verse.

01:04:41.620 It's August 31st.

01:04:43.740 It's literally so funny that people still it also the the Parks and Rec thing with Zorp.

01:04:48.420 I don't know if you ever watched Parks and Rec with the same thing. 1.00

01:04:51.180 It's like they have this stupid. 0.99

01:04:53.540 I think it's like a business book and they just go back in it. 1.00

01:04:56.580 They were like, I think I missed some numbers here.

01:04:58.740 It's actually and they just use it to go out there and drink.

01:05:01.880 Can we talk? 0.97

01:05:02.740 Can we talk briefly about how Nick Ashley put out all these fucking glowing, beautiful 0.89

01:05:06.960 reviews for all the people that he met at Y'all Revolution and he didn't have anything 0.82

01:05:10.920 to say about me?

01:05:11.680 You guys want to talk about that?

01:05:12.920 Hey, let's do it.

01:05:13.920 All right. 0.99

01:05:14.120 It's it's it is now time for the podcast of the shit on Nick Ashley time. 0.99

01:05:17.620 The tower gang bang. 1.00

01:05:19.500 You unbelievably Muslim looking piece of shit. 1.00

01:05:22.320 How dare you not say how great I am? 1.00

01:05:24.180 And I only show pits for money now, by the way.

01:05:26.900 I only show pits for money now in here.

01:05:28.640 OK, just so you all know.

01:05:29.580 OK, but in serious, I don't roll out of bed for free.

01:05:33.400 Meeting Nick was great. 0.99

01:05:34.420 He's a fucking he's a sweetheart of a guy. 0.99

01:05:36.180 He kept me he kept feeding me drinks and and he was like my tour guide. 0.99

01:05:39.800 Like the minute I got there, he's like, I'll meet you here.

01:05:42.340 Oh, I found my way.

01:05:43.660 Oh, I got a picture.

01:05:44.420 That's true.

01:05:45.580 And then and then he he just like walked me around.

01:05:49.000 He's like, I know where your booths at.

01:05:50.320 Like, follow me. 0.95

01:05:51.000 And then he fucking made me like meet up with like the other people from our group 0.97

01:05:54.260 jet and we all hung out for a minute and then we walked around and he showed me 0.99

01:05:57.420 everything.

01:05:57.680 So he was he was a great tour guide.

01:05:59.460 Very just exactly what you would expect a Turkish interpreter.

01:06:03.480 Were you just as recognized at Yale as you were at Freedom Fest?

01:06:07.040 I would say about the same.

01:06:10.760 I mean, it was a little bit less because there was there was so many more people.

01:06:14.340 Jose pissed now.

01:06:15.700 Is it still is it still kind of weird or is it?

01:06:18.520 Yeah, you kind of get used to it now.

01:06:20.400 No, it's still super weird.

01:06:22.060 Yeah, I think Nick said the same thing, Nick, because it was funny.

01:06:25.340 Nixon, I think he actually tweeted about it.

01:06:27.280 He had a picture in like the airport where somebody recognized him at the airport and

01:06:31.720 came and took a picture of them, which is insane.

01:06:34.200 Fubadu says just blasted a six pack of six and a half percent alcohol content and I'm

01:06:38.960 ready to run for mayor of a small town.

01:06:40.780 You go get it, buddy.

01:06:41.820 Nice. 0.99

01:06:42.600 Fucking do it. 0.99

01:06:43.860 Do what must be done. 0.99

01:06:47.160 I think the weirdest thing about the Yale thing was that I got to meet so many bigger

01:06:51.900 people like, you know, meeting Zuby and him being like, yo, what's up, man?

01:06:56.140 Like, like he knew me, you know, that was a trip.

01:07:00.560 Yeah, I know I wouldn't.

01:07:02.160 That would be fun.

01:07:04.080 That would be pretty fun.

01:07:05.640 It was funny.

01:07:06.320 We were talking before the shoe episode and we were kind of like, this is weird because

01:07:10.220 like before it's like we're only going to get recognized at random obscure Liberty events.

01:07:15.080 And now we're like, are we going to get recognized in real life?

01:07:17.300 I don't know if I like this.

01:07:18.400 Like, this is weird.

01:07:19.360 And then I was just like, no. 0.99

01:07:21.740 We are not going to fucking. 0.99

01:07:24.120 No, the answer is no. 0.99

01:07:25.400 Like, I don't know.

01:07:25.980 The answer is 100% no.

01:07:27.420 I've never, I've never been recognized anywhere except for a Tom Woods event, Freedom Fest and

01:07:32.760 Y'all Revolution. 0.99

01:07:33.460 It's all Liberty shit. 0.99

01:07:34.720 So it's really cool because you get to have like this little momentary feeling of like 0.99

01:07:38.240 being known and then you get to go live your life. 0.96

01:07:40.120 It's fucking awesome. 0.98

01:07:41.480 Yeah. 0.98

01:07:41.780 Probably a libertarian podcast review who did a review on us.

01:07:45.100 It was a great, he did a great podcast.

01:07:47.340 He broke down our podcast.

01:07:49.840 He broke down Drew Hancock and he broke down Slurp Gang.

01:07:52.000 It was really good.

01:07:52.700 Go listen to it.

01:07:53.620 He ended up on a date with Shu.

01:07:55.360 Oh no, no, you're right.

01:07:56.260 No, he did.

01:07:56.760 But he did.

01:07:57.420 Well, he did me.

01:07:58.100 We had you on.

01:07:59.020 He did a whole episode on you.

01:08:00.520 Yeah, he did a whole, he did you the whole episode.

01:08:03.320 I just wanted to thank him.

01:08:05.460 Meredith, you are correct.

01:08:06.920 My bedroom is a disaster.

01:08:08.620 I just moved again.

01:08:09.940 I am like house hopping.

01:08:12.740 So I will get this more sorted for the next one.

01:08:15.220 Sorry.

01:08:15.400 I think she's mostly concerned because she's not in there with you.

01:08:21.740 Power power hour simp.

01:08:23.140 That is for sure.

01:08:24.480 Was there an answer to who got a date with Shu?

01:08:26.900 I think people were trying to make it happen with Reed and that didn't happen.

01:08:31.900 Reed has been claimed by Eliza and Clint.

01:08:36.020 That's true.

01:08:36.700 I was going to say he'd be cheating on Clint.

01:08:38.660 I don't know if we should even say that in front of him.

01:08:40.500 I don't know if he knows.

01:08:41.080 Honestly, this entire conversation is offensive to me.

01:08:43.660 I wish you guys would stop because he's my boyfriend.

01:08:48.200 By the way, I think I have COVID.

01:08:49.680 If you could tell from my voice, I'm pretty sure I have COVID.

01:08:51.860 I have a really dry cough.

01:08:53.640 I woke up and I couldn't taste much.

01:08:55.940 Oh, wow.

01:08:57.680 I had an awful cough.

01:08:59.780 It actually literally was starting that episode we did with Dave.

01:09:03.380 And then it like kind of in between that and my episode with Dave, it was when it really hit me hard. 0.99

01:09:08.840 I was really fucked up. 0.97

01:09:09.720 I think I probably had COVID. 0.99

01:09:10.760 I didn't have any of the taste shit, but I had a really rough cough. 0.99

01:09:13.240 And I still have a little bit of a cough and fucking like felt like shit. 0.99

01:09:16.420 And so I'm getting like dogged in that episode by Dave. 1.00

01:09:20.060 And I'm like, God, I feel like shit. 0.97

01:09:21.920 I'm not at all ready for this. 1.00

01:09:23.440 And then it's like, fuck. 0.99

01:09:25.020 And I can't be like, well, I think I have COVID because I seem like a bitch to be like, well, it's because I have COVID. 1.00

01:09:30.360 Did you leave me alone? 0.97

01:09:31.620 I have COVID.

01:09:32.920 Were you high too? 1.00

01:09:35.140 Shut up. 1.00

01:09:35.800 No, he was drunk. 0.99

01:09:38.900 I will let you confirm or deny.

01:09:42.580 Clint, don't mention that you have COVID because they were literally coming at you like they did Tom Woods and just hope that you die because you were against the lockdown.

01:09:51.980 I hope I have it.

01:09:53.880 Like I want to I want to see if it's because I think it's nothing and I feel fine.

01:09:58.360 I'm doing the show.

01:09:59.080 I feel all right. 1.00

01:09:59.600 But if I have COVID, like this shit is weak. 0.99

01:10:02.320 Yeah, I've had it definitely once. 0.99

01:10:04.760 And I think potentially twice if I had the Pork Fest variant of it and whatever.

01:10:10.600 It was fine. 1.00

01:10:11.400 Speaking of bad actors that shit on Tom Woods because he added a disease. 0.99

01:10:17.900 Hashtag blog mix our work. 0.99

01:10:20.220 Yes.

01:10:20.780 I forgot about that.

01:10:21.660 Yeah, we're supposed to talk about that. 0.99

01:10:22.780 He actually started a fucking liberty movement to kick out the former chair of the Libertarian Party and it took the fuck off. 0.97

01:10:32.300 So like two likes and it's been out for like it had been out for like six hours. 0.97

01:10:36.900 Someone clipped it.

01:10:37.980 It was some post.

01:10:38.660 Also, also, I know his follower count because a couple months ago I challenged him to delete his account if I had more followers than him.

01:10:47.040 He never replied.

01:10:47.980 But no, he never replied.

01:10:49.420 But regardless.

01:10:49.880 But you also lost.

01:10:50.840 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:10:51.940 I did.

01:10:53.220 I did.

01:10:53.560 But I now have 19,000 and he has 14,000. 1.00

01:10:55.880 So in your fucking face, bitch. 1.00

01:10:57.380 But he went from 16,500 to like 14,500 after that block fest. 1.00

01:11:03.160 So like 2,000 of his followers blocked him.

01:11:05.980 I think that's true.

01:11:07.020 That's how many hate followers.

01:11:08.540 Or at least they unfollowed him.

01:11:10.060 I never checked what it was before.

01:11:11.440 I thought he only lost a few hundred because I figured most people just already had blocked him or weren't following or whatever.

01:11:17.000 But yeah, no.

01:11:17.780 Dude, that legit was just like me just like kind of thinking out loud on Twitter.

01:11:21.880 And I was like – I think I legit had a tweet and I was like, oh, today's been a big white pill. 0.98

01:11:27.480 Like look at all this cool shit going on. 0.93

01:11:29.320 And I was like – I saw some shit about – I had blocked him before like a day or two prior or maybe the very day. 0.98

01:11:34.080 I don't remember why. 0.98

01:11:34.740 He just was like, you know what?

01:11:35.460 He's annoying.

01:11:35.980 I'm going to block him.

01:11:36.860 And then I saw someone quote tweet him and I couldn't tell what he said.

01:11:41.260 But like I saw what someone else said.

01:11:42.300 I almost clicked that.

01:11:43.180 I was like, why do I care? 1.00

01:11:44.460 Like fuck that, dude. 0.99

01:11:45.440 And so I said in the tweet and I was like – and I see that it looks like Star Wars acting like a Fed again. 1.00

01:11:50.380 But like, you know what?

01:11:51.380 I'm super glad I blocked him.

01:11:52.580 Like I'm glad I don't have to deal with that.

01:11:54.680 And I was like, y'all should too.

01:11:55.740 And I think I quote tweeted that.

01:11:56.800 I was like, you guys should just like – we should start a movement.

01:11:58.540 And I was like – and then it just started from there.

01:12:00.440 Like I didn't even really have this like guiding – like really much of a guiding hand. 0.98

01:12:03.740 The only thing I did – it's well known amongst the homies and I'm a retweet whore. 0.99

01:12:08.720 Retweet whore. 1.00

01:12:09.480 Yeah. 0.99

01:12:09.860 But like you know what?

01:12:11.160 That energy is amazing for like starting something like this.

01:12:14.680 Because all I did was anytime I saw anything related to that – because people were posting screenshots – I would just quote tweet, hashtag block Star Walk, retweet because you can double up.

01:12:22.860 You can fucking get two retweets out of one that way. 0.90

01:12:25.140 And then I'd fucking like and just keep on going. 0.99

01:12:27.880 And like just like that energy with Twitter, you can cause like a mob effect. 0.95

01:12:32.660 It's the same idea with like towers, what we started with. 0.94

01:12:34.820 Just creates this like fucking feeding frenzy, like chumming the waters. 0.92

01:12:37.600 And then you got people like Dave was just like I'm into it. 0.99

01:12:43.020 Dave got on it.

01:12:43.920 Tom Woods.

01:12:44.920 Tom Woods blocked him.

01:12:46.380 He did the Chad way. 0.97

01:12:47.560 He didn't say anything.

01:12:48.120 He just did it.

01:12:49.020 Yeah, he did it. 0.99

01:12:49.860 And then fucking Star War kind of tweeted it. 0.98

01:12:52.380 Yeah, that's the one we knew. 0.99

01:12:53.600 Yeah.

01:12:54.400 And then the crazy was when it started getting to like the more mainstream libertarians.

01:12:59.520 I don't know, maybe – not Beltway, but like being libertarian, which is – I think it's Chris Bangle's thing.

01:13:09.500 I didn't even know that.

01:13:10.280 I don't think so.

01:13:11.600 I thought Chris Bangle referred to being libertarian.

01:13:13.540 Maybe not.

01:13:14.180 But being libertarian blocked him and was just like hashtag block Nick Star Walk.

01:13:17.620 And this is like – not like a Mises caucus, guys.

01:13:22.180 Being libertarian is kind of midway in between.

01:13:25.120 It was fun.

01:13:26.180 Yeah, it was funny too because people go like – I got – people were like, well,

01:13:29.520 that's weak.

01:13:30.160 Well, first off, like, no.

01:13:32.080 Like, I don't have to interact with you.

01:13:34.000 And then two people were saying a lot too, like, well, we need to be able to slap down

01:13:36.880 these things.

01:13:37.340 And I agree.

01:13:37.980 There's merit to that argument.

01:13:39.480 But it's kind of like – I feel like when you do it, you start getting diminishing returns

01:13:42.840 each subsequent time.

01:13:44.100 And there comes a point where it's like we're not – if anything, it flips.

01:13:47.700 Where it's no longer going to be good. 0.97

01:13:48.760 If we slapped Star Walk shit down any more than we already had, it would have gone to China. 1.00

01:13:53.040 His shit was in the fucking center of the earth. 1.00

01:13:55.340 We had slapped him down so many times. 1.00

01:13:56.460 So I thought it was the perfect time because Maggie Anders, Liberty Anders on Twitter, she

01:14:00.900 was pushing me to do that like six months ago. 0.98

01:14:03.460 She's like, yo, you guys – I always see this dude shit in my feed because you guys are 0.98

01:14:07.000 always quote-tweeting him and dunking on him. 0.99

01:14:08.580 And I was like, yeah, but like there's still meat on the bone.

01:14:13.240 There was no meat on the bone.

01:14:14.420 I thought when you sent that out, I was like – I was vibing with it.

01:14:16.980 It was like the perfect time.

01:14:18.280 So I think everyone was kind of in the same camp.

01:14:19.940 So you just – you read the ether and made it happen.

01:14:24.100 It was literally like if the Globetrotters finally just got done with the generals.

01:14:27.340 Like they would literally dunk on him every night and they're just finally like, oh, jeez.

01:14:29.820 This is – you know what? 1.00

01:14:31.060 Fuck these guys. 1.00

01:14:31.780 We're going to go play in the NBA now and we're just going to forget them. 1.00

01:14:34.380 Like it basically was that because we do – like he gets dunked on.

01:14:38.560 He was getting dunked on every day. 0.99

01:14:40.020 Every tweet he had, ratioed, Noda, everybody like – I mean just shitting on him, saying how terrible he is. 0.99

01:14:47.120 Just because all his takes are terrible. 0.98

01:14:49.320 Like he – it's insane because he calls himself libertarian and I want to believe that he is, whatever. 0.99

01:14:56.260 But he'll say some of the most retarded shit I've ever heard of just like – and try to spin it in a libertarian way. 0.98

01:15:02.700 Did I tell you at Freedom Fest he tried to argue that theft is not a violation of the now? 0.99

01:15:06.720 Oh, yeah.

01:15:07.160 I think you mentioned that, yeah.

01:15:08.760 So even in person, he's still unbelievably appalling.

01:15:14.300 So, yeah, I'm glad he's gone.

01:15:15.520 And I – and Jose basically started this movie.

01:15:18.560 It's kind of funny too because like it's – like every weekend like one of our crew like does something like in the movement to like – 0.98

01:15:27.980 like one week was me doing the fucking – with the – that Jerno bitch. 1.00

01:15:34.620 You have Jose doing this. 0.98

01:15:35.720 Nick Ashley, he did it on the weekend, went on Fakerterians and like became huge on the Fakerterians that weekend.

01:15:40.440 Like it's funny.

01:15:41.840 It's just kind of like every weekend.

01:15:42.980 It's just like, okay, which one of us is going to do something?

01:15:45.260 Does – literally Twitter for a while. 0.94

01:15:47.380 The month prior to that was fucking me with Thaddeus and Eliza and then me with Matt. 0.93

01:15:51.540 Oh, that's right. 0.98

01:15:52.360 Matt and Ben.

01:15:52.580 I got sucked in that a little bit too because I kind of came to a little bit you guys' defense sort of. 0.99

01:15:57.900 Yeah, I was getting like shit too and it was just so off the wall, the shit we were getting but like we're kind of masters at dealing with this shit at this point. 0.99

01:16:06.640 I keep getting approached by this one cat. 0.99

01:16:09.080 I'm not going to bring him up because I don't want to like make it a big deal because it's not a big deal.

01:16:12.460 But he keeps bringing up like that either my show is a deep dive or it's exclusively for clicks.

01:16:17.940 And I'm like – first off, those two things aren't mutually exclusive.

01:16:21.560 Like I think that my deepest conversations are the ones that are the most compelling and I always try and go deep with every guest I have.

01:16:27.820 So I don't understand this accusation at all.

01:16:30.480 Also, why do you want to do a show that no one's listening to?

01:16:34.520 I don't understand that.

01:16:35.600 It's such a weird – it is a weird thing because people are just like, oh, you're just doing this to get followers.

01:16:40.900 Like I don't understand.

01:16:42.660 Like what were you always doing?

01:16:44.080 I want to have people listening to me.

01:16:45.680 Otherwise, I wouldn't be doing this.

01:16:47.000 I could just go to a therapist if that was the case.

01:16:49.180 So like am I – but am I going to say things I don't believe in to get listeners?

01:16:52.600 No.

01:16:53.100 I'm never doing that.

01:16:54.520 I might have on guests that are like I don't agree with but that's interesting to me and it's actually like those are more entertaining for me because I like to have pushback and conflict.

01:17:03.160 So all the way around, I don't understand that.

01:17:05.180 I don't understand this whole clout chasing thing.

01:17:07.020 I don't understand this like clicks and likes and that's what you're about.

01:17:10.180 It's like no, dude.

01:17:10.920 I want people to listen because I think I have the right ideas.

01:17:14.620 So if you think that too, you should want people to listen to you as well.

01:17:17.680 So is that not – is there anything flawed in my logic there?

01:17:21.460 I'm asking the three of you.

01:17:23.480 No, because I feel the same way.

01:17:25.460 Like I – and I see it too.

01:17:27.340 Like I'll see people just like – oh, I mean it kind of goes back to the whole thing of like why didn't you – why did you have on Shu?

01:17:33.520 She's a libertarian.

01:17:34.400 She's a socialist.

01:17:35.340 It's like you just do it because she's big.

01:17:38.040 Like kind of.

01:17:39.540 She was like really big.

01:17:40.720 She showed interest in coming on so we had her on. 1.00

01:17:42.700 Like it wasn't – like we'll do the same like with – I mean I don't give a fuck. 0.99

01:17:46.260 Like we mentioned before that we would have on Nick Fuentes because – 0.99

01:17:49.700 Plus, think about how unbelievable it would be if we are the fucking turning point in Shu's political arc. 0.72

01:17:56.600 That she becomes more base, more red-pilled, maybe even starts to dismiss the socialism aspect of things and becomes more of an ad cap. 0.97

01:18:03.500 Because we had plenty of areas of agreement.

01:18:05.560 She just has – we, in our opinion, the wrong solutions.

01:18:08.580 And we got to present her the counter-arguments.

01:18:10.600 She even said at the end of it, you guys have a much greater foundation for your beliefs than I expected. 0.99

01:18:15.720 That's a fucking win. 1.00

01:18:17.080 So if you can't see the value in that, just go into your fucking echo chamber, man. 1.00

01:18:21.920 Like you're so fucking weak. 1.00

01:18:23.340 Sorry. 0.99

01:18:23.760 I'm getting upset again.

01:18:24.360 No, no.

01:18:25.000 And it's also a thing of like – okay, listen.

01:18:28.540 Michael Malice is probably the biggest one in our community right now.

01:18:31.140 Just actually by the numbers.

01:18:33.080 Like I think he has like 200,000 Twitter followers and I think his podcast is like over 100,000.

01:18:39.460 And Dave is right there too.

01:18:41.380 Shu has 1.6 million like YouTube subscribers. 0.92

01:18:45.320 Like if she even shows a little bit of interest in Liberty, like this shit is actually – I mean this is kind of where we're getting into changing the culture numbers. 0.95

01:18:55.180 Come on, Power Power Hour. 0.99

01:18:56.100 What's funny is we would definitely talk – we would just keep talking about his like fucking mustache and like talk about like the weird stuff like, oh, do you actually really just get sexually turned on by hands? 0.99

01:19:11.400 Because I know that was a thing with him. 1.00

01:19:12.420 We would just talk about the stupidest shit. 1.00

01:19:14.120 Never mention once about him like – 1.00

01:19:15.840 All we would have to do is convince him to get some penicillin to deal with his syphilis and then we would save 6 million lives.

01:19:21.920 We go, hey, Hitler, we agree with your theory, just not your praxis. 0.89

01:19:26.100 Hitler, we read Mein Kampf and I want to say mostly good, all right? 0.97

01:19:32.080 It was mostly peaceful.

01:19:33.640 It was a mostly peaceful book.

01:19:35.420 Mostly peaceful book.

01:19:36.980 Couple problems.

01:19:38.380 Not with the Jews. 1.00

01:19:39.120 You're right.

01:19:39.740 You're wonderful.

01:19:40.160 Sit right.

01:19:40.460 We got you.

01:19:42.440 We're going to do a class theory.

01:19:44.240 I mean –

01:19:45.920 Oh, God. 1.00

01:19:47.520 Listen, let me introduce you to the fucking Italians, all right? 1.00

01:19:50.760 Let me tell you about these fucking guys. 0.99

01:19:53.000 Yeah, dude, clout chasing is just when you fucking – when you want to have good guests on that people will enjoy. 1.00

01:20:00.900 And fucking – and grifting is just when somebody's mad at me. 0.99

01:20:04.400 You make money from the clout. 0.99

01:20:05.040 Well, I think – I could actually – I actually understand the grifting concern more than I do the clout chasing concern.

01:20:12.880 Right.

01:20:13.300 Because clout chasing is just – you're growing your show and you want more listeners.

01:20:16.420 So if you have bigger guests, you get more listeners. 0.87

01:20:18.220 It's very fucking simple. 0.86

01:20:19.720 The grifting is like you might actually say things to just get money. 0.98

01:20:23.300 You know, like that is bad in my opinion, especially if you're a principled libertarian.

01:20:28.960 So like just get the complaint right.

01:20:31.340 Like if you actually listen to my show and you think at any point that I'm grifting, okay, then I will take your concern seriously. 0.99

01:20:38.380 But if you think I'm just trying to fucking grow my show more aggressively than you think I should, eat all of the dicks. 1.00

01:20:44.200 Get a boat. 1.00

01:20:45.240 Get a boat. 1.00

01:20:46.280 Go to a dick factory. 1.00

01:20:47.740 Load it up and then load the boat into your mouth because I don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:20:50.740 Well, I think the grifting thing too is like – but it's when you become unprincipled and you're like trying to just get the clicks for the money. 0.99

01:20:59.500 And you're just – and you like – and you sell out.

01:21:02.280 You're like, okay, I'm – and usually what happens is like you'll have somebody that may have started in Liberty Community and then goes to – I mean I'm not going to super shit on TPUSA.

01:21:12.440 But like someone in the Liberty Community and then like they go on TPSUSA because they had, you know, a couple thousand followers and they're like, oh, here. 0.95

01:21:19.280 And then all of a sudden you start hearing them talk about like the fucking – what's that Jewish guy that runs the – not Purdue University. 0.97

01:21:28.820 PragerU. 0.99

01:21:29.600 PragerU.

01:21:30.560 Dennis PragerU.

01:21:31.200 Like taking like PragerU like libertarian stances on stuff.

01:21:35.120 It's like, okay, then you know, okay, that's grifting. 1.00

01:21:36.800 That's – yeah, if I ever come out and start advocating for wars or something, then yeah, I fucking – I'm obviously a piece of shit and you should shit all over me for it. 1.00

01:21:45.180 Yeah. 0.99

01:21:45.420 And it's like – and you get like – you start talking about wars and all of a sudden we start seeing you on Fox News.

01:21:50.240 Exactly.

01:21:50.580 And they're like – you start seeing MSNBC.

01:21:52.080 That's when you're just like, okay, he's doing it for the money.

01:21:54.220 But it's like –

01:21:54.540 Right.

01:21:55.060 You're even doing your same show saying the same thing you did whenever you had 500 followers as you 5,000.

01:22:01.000 Exactly.

01:22:01.220 That's grifting.

01:22:02.320 Yeah, I mean even that – I don't even think that's grifting. 1.00

01:22:05.140 I think that's just being an asshole. 1.00

01:22:09.740 Like you're still – if you're grifting, you're being dishonest about who you are. 1.00

01:22:12.860 In that case, you're being honest about being a shithead. 0.98

01:22:15.440 Grifting and clout chasing both have – there are legit definitions like we're all getting at here. 0.98

01:22:19.980 But it falls prey to the same thing that a lot of rhetoric falls to where like once it enters like the majority dialectic, it starts shifting.

01:22:28.680 It's kind of like racism.

01:22:29.460 Like it has a meaning, but it just becomes that which I don't like, which is somehow vaguely associated with racism.

01:22:35.720 It's basically – or with race.

01:22:37.320 And somehow that's racism.

01:22:39.560 Right.

01:22:39.940 That's true.

01:22:40.340 And I think about that.

01:22:41.100 It's like Jose asking for money at the beginning of his show.

01:22:43.300 That's not grifting because he's just – he's trying to monetize his show.

01:22:46.500 There's nothing wrong with that at all. 0.99

01:22:47.760 So if he was to go on there and be like, I don't know, we should reinsert the fucking military into Afghanistan and pay me money, I'd be like, dude, what the fuck are you doing? 0.97

01:22:58.520 Well, it's funny because like you say people – like Toad goes to a bunch of – you go and see concerts. 0.98

01:23:04.140 It's like if they ask you for money to go get entertainment.

01:23:07.380 It's like it's the same thing.

01:23:08.440 Like if we ask you for money to get entertainment from us.

01:23:11.020 Yeah.

01:23:11.220 Is the store owner grifting because they're asking for money? 1.00

01:23:13.660 Like what the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

01:23:14.780 It's like – and we're not. 0.99

01:23:16.740 Like we've talked about getting a Patreon or something.

01:23:19.660 But like for right now, I don't think we should because I enjoy just having the people in the chat.

01:23:24.080 If you want to give us – send us a super chat, that's – I mean that's fine.

01:23:27.200 We'll read your comments.

01:23:27.900 But I'm not going to put us behind a paywall because I'm –

01:23:31.580 It's pretty good.

01:23:34.740 The average man says Fat Dave is gout chasing.

01:23:37.100 And that's great.

01:23:40.320 It's funny.

01:23:41.180 We're talking about like this word stuff.

01:23:42.740 I just read Emma Goldman's essay about like the majority and the minority.

01:23:47.160 It's the same concept.

01:23:48.160 And if you guys read it in the Anarchist Handbook, it's like talking about how like once – 0.99

01:23:52.400 things are driven by minorities, but once something ends up in the majority, it kind of gets – goes to shit. 0.96

01:23:57.760 And that's the same thing as what I'm getting at. 0.99

01:23:59.520 This is my long way of plugging.

01:24:01.220 I have Thaddeus Russell on tomorrow to talk about.

01:24:04.160 Which by the way, I do want to mention this.

01:24:09.780 That is also a thing that people think that will happen if they think – because you're clout chasing, they think clout chasing is like if you're getting bigger, you become more diluted in your message.

01:24:21.460 And I don't think that's a true statement that it always happens.

01:24:24.400 But I do think that they think like if you become more mainstream, you therefore have to be more mainstream in your politics or mainstream in your message.

01:24:32.280 I think this is actually a really similar argument to people that say that you shouldn't get involved in politics because even you couldn't possibly wield that power without maintaining your principles.

01:24:42.960 I don't want that power.

01:24:45.180 However, I do believe if I was given it that I would maintain my morality. 0.96

01:24:48.940 I would maintain my principles of not being a militaristic asshole, diminishing the state as rapidly as possible, all the things that I talk about on my show all the time. 0.95

01:24:56.220 And that's the same thing with my show. 0.97

01:24:57.380 My show is taken off in popularity.

01:24:59.040 God willing or God bless.

01:25:00.340 It's amazing that I have so many listeners. 0.97

01:25:02.680 But if you listen to me, if anything, I'm getting more fucking hardcore. 0.53

01:25:06.500 And I'm telling the truth even more aggressively. 0.57

01:25:08.640 So it's like because I now understand, like my audience will ride with me.

01:25:14.020 No matter how radical I am, people are like, yeah, dude, I vibe with this.

01:25:18.280 The ride?

01:25:19.960 I wish.

01:25:21.280 All right.

01:25:21.840 So we're doing the agorist debate.

01:25:23.120 Okay.

01:25:23.400 All right.

01:25:23.640 I'm just kidding.

01:25:25.180 Let's just do it, you audience.

01:25:26.200 Here we go.

01:25:27.580 I'm just kidding.

01:25:28.020 I'm totally kidding. 0.98

01:25:28.720 Let's not fucking do that. 0.90

01:25:29.600 I genuinely – I know people in agorist get the flack for – I actually don't think you should be politically involved. 0.98

01:25:36.640 I also don't care that much.

01:25:38.220 That's kind of like – so that's why I'm able to have friends who are like that. 1.00

01:25:42.440 Don't give a shit. 0.99

01:25:43.320 Here's the thing. 1.00

01:25:44.520 Would you rather have Nick Sarwak involved in politics or me?

01:25:49.700 It depends on the situation.

01:25:52.620 I mean I would prefer the LP – I would prefer the LP and non-existent entity and something like Starwak kind of makes it look illegitimate.

01:26:00.360 Okay.

01:26:00.480 Okay.

01:26:01.100 So from my perspective –

01:26:02.500 I get what you're saying.

01:26:03.420 Toad and Cole would definitely answer me.

01:26:05.160 I'm sure.

01:26:06.200 My point is –

01:26:07.500 Jose answers the mouse's like polls with like, well, actually –

01:26:12.360 If it's like a small town and it's some elected position or whatever that doesn't have some larger implication, yeah.

01:26:20.020 Obviously you all the way, every single time.

01:26:23.040 So yeah, that's all I'm saying.

01:26:24.740 Like whether or not I would end up – anyways, you get my point.

01:26:29.100 Toad, go ahead.

01:26:29.720 Well, I don't know. 0.99

01:26:30.500 I was considering something like what Jose just said where if it's a situation where you actually want Sarwak to look like an idiot, if you want that person to look like an idiot, then I guess you would say Sarwak depending on that situation. 0.68

01:26:43.580 But most of the time I would say you, even in the case – like I don't want Sarwak's name associated with libertarianism because it's what we believe and it's not actually what he believes. 1.00

01:26:52.540 So fuck that guy. 0.99

01:26:53.740 So in that case, I would pick you all the way. 1.00

01:26:56.460 And I think that we're not actually trying to – at that level especially, you're not actually trying to win an election.

01:27:02.260 Like I would be skeptical that anybody would be able to wield that power in any way.

01:27:06.800 Like I think it's a situation where you get the ring, you have to destroy the ring.

01:27:10.660 You know what I mean?

01:27:11.380 But that's the goal.

01:27:12.420 Like this is my point because like Ron Paul, he was in Congress.

01:27:15.960 Did he get unprincipled at any point?

01:27:17.780 I don't think so.

01:27:18.560 No, I don't think so.

01:27:19.460 But he also never had any real power other than to vote no against everything, which is what he did.

01:27:23.660 I think that any of us would do the same thing.

01:27:26.880 I need to believe that.

01:27:28.340 Right.

01:27:29.140 I love agorism jokes. 0.99

01:27:30.560 I really don't give a shit. 0.99

01:27:35.240 By the way, I did – so the kind of like gout chasing – 0.99

01:27:40.320 I wouldn't want coal in politics because he would say the N-word constantly.

01:27:44.720 And that's exactly why I wanted to be the head of the Libertarian Party, to make them irrelevant.

01:27:49.320 By the way, it's kind of like the –

01:27:51.820 More irrelevant.

01:27:52.300 There was that one Alabama, like – I can't remember.

01:27:56.580 He was like mayor or something like that.

01:27:58.080 And he was running against mayor and he said, we don't want these – he said the N-word, like inward maids.

01:28:05.540 And he was like pointing at like one of the other black members of the town hall.

01:28:11.300 It was just like, we don't want these N-word maids or something like that. 1.00

01:28:14.100 It was pretty funny.

01:28:14.940 It happened in Alabama, which is kind of –

01:28:18.220 Which is true.

01:28:21.300 But by the way, the gout chasing made me think it was funny.

01:28:24.360 So me and the wife were having some fun the other night.

01:28:28.060 Gout chasing.

01:28:28.700 And like mid-stroke, she looks at me and she was just like, have you ever thought about working out?

01:28:34.320 Gout chasing. 1.00

01:28:35.200 Holy shit. 0.99

01:28:35.700 And it was possibly like afterwards, I immediately – when I was – I remember the story. 0.98

01:28:46.680 I love Nick's notes during the show.

01:28:49.000 It's great.

01:28:49.220 You're right.

01:28:50.500 He's trying to help us improve and not be as retarded. 1.00

01:28:53.260 So we got – we finished up and then like I went to the bathroom. 0.95

01:28:56.460 And the first thing I thought was like, man, this would be a funny comedic bit if I was just talking about how my wife told me to work out while I was having sex with her. 0.82

01:29:02.960 Just like –

01:29:04.960 Was it coincidentally right after she met me or what?

01:29:08.960 It was really close.

01:29:11.080 It was really close.

01:29:13.060 Oh, God. 1.00

01:29:14.440 Well, see, what was also happening is she was thinking about it because she was trying to give Fat Dave a handjob and she couldn't find his penis and it was all the fat. 0.99

01:29:23.520 I know this is in a super chat, but I want to read it. 0.99

01:29:27.360 Yeah, I'm an agorist.

01:29:28.180 I wear a black face and pass out N-word passes for five bucks and only been caught once. 0.50

01:29:32.100 So Nick Ashley – Nick Ashley's an agorist confirmed.

01:29:36.480 That's from Scrum's hot.

01:29:38.480 Oh, yeah. 0.96

01:29:38.780 How I wanted to make a comedic bit was just talking about like – oh, she's just talking about that I'm so good and powerful during sex.

01:29:45.780 I'll just go into the gym and just start lifting like all the weights, basically totally Chad in there.

01:29:51.340 But I know that's not true.

01:29:53.480 Dude.

01:29:53.940 All right.

01:29:54.360 All right.

01:29:54.660 Just to go off another little side story.

01:29:56.600 Me – I've been married for 10 years.

01:29:57.760 We have made sex videos before and there's not – and this wasn't – I'm built like a little –

01:30:03.180 All right.

01:30:03.580 Here we go.

01:30:04.520 I'm built like a midget gorilla. 0.99

01:30:06.400 So like I fucking – I'm not going to lie. 1.00

01:30:08.220 There's something super base about looking at you fuck. 1.00

01:30:11.240 Like look at those meaty fucking thighs and that fat fucking ass. 1.00

01:30:15.420 Like I'm more like jerking off to me than I am to her at that point, you know? 1.00

01:30:19.560 I'm not into it, man. 0.99

01:30:20.980 Like I don't know.

01:30:22.240 God, look at me go.

01:30:23.080 It's like that American Psycho scene where he's like –

01:30:25.680 Yeah, like yeah.

01:30:28.900 The thing with the mirror. 1.00

01:30:30.180 Like I'm like fuck no. 1.00

01:30:30.960 I don't want to see myself. 0.99

01:30:32.360 Like –

01:30:32.440 Oh, dude. 1.00

01:30:32.920 Well, then you need to work on some shit, dog. 0.99

01:30:35.660 I guess she probably doesn't want to see you either. 0.99

01:30:38.320 So –

01:30:39.080 That's why the lights are off.

01:30:42.560 No, dude.

01:30:43.020 I'm so –

01:30:43.400 Put this bag on real quick.

01:30:44.200 I'm so super straight.

01:30:45.460 I don't even want to see myself naked, okay?

01:30:47.240 That's what – that's the way it is.

01:30:51.280 All right.

01:30:51.880 Usually we've kind of been talking about how we want to limit these to an hour and a half.

01:30:56.560 So we might start finishing up up here.

01:30:59.220 I am Clint from Liberty Lockdown. 0.98

01:31:00.660 Subscribe on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, motherfucking go. 0.97

01:31:04.360 Yeah, we should plug out of Jason. 0.97

01:31:05.800 I was going to let him back in.

01:31:07.960 He's gone now.

01:31:08.740 I was going to let him come in and plug, but –

01:31:10.540 So Jermaine Crave is – no, I'm just kidding.

01:31:13.780 Jason.

01:31:14.420 Jason.

01:31:15.780 Justin Clavin.

01:31:17.520 Justin Clavin.

01:31:18.400 That is what I called him.

01:31:19.960 I called him Justin Clavin.

01:31:21.340 Something like that.

01:31:22.400 That was context in the description for the episode so people can –

01:31:24.800 Well, yeah.

01:31:25.900 Every show we do, throw in the description to everybody who was on and all their – where

01:31:30.280 to find them.

01:31:30.780 But Jason Cave, thanks for coming on.

01:31:32.460 Sorry that you have technical difficulties.

01:31:35.480 We will definitely have you on again once you actually, like, go to a Starbucks and do

01:31:39.360 it there or something.

01:31:40.560 Yes.

01:31:41.180 He's the host of the Lost in a Cave podcast.

01:31:43.900 And we'll put that in the description as well.

01:31:47.780 I'm Jose Galisson. 1.00

01:31:48.860 Look at him, motherfucker. 1.00

01:31:50.620 And his Twitter as well. 1.00

01:31:51.840 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:31:54.520 I'm Jose Galisson of No Way Jose. 0.99

01:31:56.840 You can find me on the No Way Jose YouTube channel.

01:31:58.800 Also on Sputanywhere Podcasts are out.

01:32:00.880 All the major podcasters.

01:32:02.580 I am recording with Thaddeus Russell tomorrow doing my – furthering my The Anarchist Handbook

01:32:08.560 series or podcast series.

01:32:11.200 And we're doing Emma Goldman's piece.

01:32:14.000 Chew, if you're watching, I really want you to do Ling. 0.99

01:32:16.820 Everyone go fucking Twitter the fuck at her. 1.00

01:32:20.340 Tweet at her and say fucking go do Louis Ling. 1.00

01:32:22.460 It's four pages. 1.00

01:32:23.740 Four fucking pages. 1.00

01:32:25.360 I think you can handle it. 1.00

01:32:28.040 And Jose is going to get called a pedophile after he does that episode.

01:32:31.220 I don't know why.

01:32:32.380 I'm really trying my best for these to pick people to exude the energy.

01:32:36.140 And for me, she is Louis Ling.

01:32:37.920 I mean, I'll keep bugging her until she does it or until I find someone who's better.

01:32:42.020 I meant after the Thad episode.

01:32:43.960 But, yes, I guess.

01:32:45.340 But, yeah, that's all I got.

01:32:47.140 Toad, go ahead and give out who we have coming on next.

01:32:49.400 And also who we're with on Wednesday.

01:32:52.500 Yeah, so for Tower Power Hour, next week we've got Mark Clare coming on the show.

01:32:59.160 Lines of Liberty, now hear me roar.

01:33:01.700 Hell, yeah.

01:33:02.280 That's going to be a good one.

01:33:03.840 That's on the 23rd on Monday, a little bit later at 10 p.m.

01:33:07.420 Because he's on the Pacific Coast.

01:33:09.860 And we've got the week after that we're doing a Tuesday show with Tho Bishop and Neil Conrover.

01:33:15.260 And we're doing Wednesday right after that with Justin O'Donnell.

01:33:18.920 So we're going to, I guess, make fun of him for being an agorist.

01:33:21.260 Maybe Jose wants to join that one.

01:33:23.200 And we've got some other cool episodes coming up after that, too, including a 9-11 special.

01:33:29.420 So all that stuff is going to be awesome.

01:33:30.760 We'll still need somebody.

01:33:31.460 And we also, are we announcing the other person that we're having on yet?

01:33:35.460 I don't know if we're announcing that yet.

01:33:37.120 Okay.

01:33:37.360 I know this Wednesday, though, two days from now, Fat Dave and I are going to be on the One American podcast with Chase Geiser, which is live, I believe, at 8 p.m. Eastern or something like that on Wednesday.

01:33:48.560 So that's going to be fun.

01:33:49.640 And we're going on.

01:33:50.720 You'll enjoy that. 0.61

01:33:51.500 Hell, yeah.

01:33:52.360 And we're going to spice it up a little bit for his show.

01:33:54.440 And we're going on Pulse to the Wall next week, too.

01:33:57.320 So we're all over the place.

01:33:58.660 We're on episode 69 of Pulse to the Wall.

01:34:01.640 Oh, yeah.

01:34:02.280 Yeah, I forgot to say this.

01:34:03.540 Next Wednesday.

01:34:05.280 Pine underscore underscore Barron's on Twitter.

01:34:07.840 Again, he did the intro. 0.98

01:34:09.480 He puts out, like, a bunch of fucking clips of us. 0.97

01:34:13.120 So, I mean, he's been killing it, cracking us up in the group chat every time I send it. 0.96

01:34:17.880 We'll throw him in the description as well. 0.98

01:34:19.440 Does he work for, like, a mortgage company or some shit? 0.94

01:34:21.620 So he's just sitting out of work. 0.96

01:34:22.480 I'm not going to say who.

01:34:23.660 I won't say where he works at because it would definitely – he's definitely not supposed to get – you do not want to know that he works there.

01:34:31.200 But, yes, he works at a place where he does do mortgages.

01:34:33.780 BlackRock?

01:34:34.920 Yeah, he works at BlackRock, yes.

01:34:36.820 He works at BlackRock.

01:34:38.640 I'll have him on my show.

01:34:39.840 Anyways.

01:34:40.860 So he's just sat in our group.

01:34:42.620 Hey, guys, it was awesome.

01:34:44.340 Thanks for showing up.

01:34:46.200 Sweet.

01:34:46.560 See you guys.

Tower Gang - August 18, 2021

Ep 27 - The Milking Table w⧸ Jason Cave

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