Tower Gang - Ep 26 - Community Bathwater w⧸ shoe0nhead

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00:00:18.200 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a very special episode of Tower Power Hour.

00:00:22.120 We have Reed Coverdale from The Naturalist Capitalist.

00:00:24.260 We have Fat Dave Smith.

00:00:25.600 We have Jose Galisson from No Way Jose Podcast.

00:00:28.260 We've got Toad, the homie, and then you got the boy, Liberty Lockdown, Clint.

00:00:33.680 What's up?

00:00:35.160 What's up, guys?

00:00:36.720 I know we were supposed to have a big guest, but it looks like she's ghosting.

00:00:40.160 Wait.

00:00:40.880 No. 0.95

00:00:41.720 We have an angry white woman in the chat. 1.00

00:00:45.200 Go ahead and bring her in. 1.00

00:00:46.220 Fuck it. 1.00

00:00:48.860 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:00:50.360 Who is she? 0.99

00:00:50.940 A white woman? 1.00

00:00:51.640 What are we doing here? 1.00

00:00:52.360 Some fucking white woman must be stopped. 1.00

00:00:54.480 Come on. 1.00

00:00:55.580 Jesus Christ.

00:00:56.380 The matriarchy is out of control. 1.00

00:00:57.320 I cannot believe she's... 0.96

00:00:58.960 Hello.

00:00:59.980 I've arrived.

00:01:02.240 Would you like to introduce yourself for those who live under a rock on YouTube?

00:01:06.640 Hello.

00:01:07.200 I am Shuan Head.

00:01:08.260 I am a YouTuber sometimes.

00:01:10.720 Sometimes I do YouTube when I feel like it.

00:01:13.940 And I don't know why I'm here.

00:01:17.400 Like, these guys...

00:01:20.040 Can I tell the origin story of how I...

00:01:21.920 Yes.

00:01:22.320 Yes.

00:01:22.600 We were going to go over either anyways, but...

00:01:24.880 Okay.

00:01:25.060 Let's do it.

00:01:25.780 So, I random...

00:01:27.220 I posted something on Twitter.

00:01:28.500 I don't even remember what it was. 0.71

00:01:30.680 And all of a sudden, out of literally fucking nowhere, this tower, like...

00:01:36.420 Like... 0.98

00:01:36.760 Like the N-word tower. 0.78

00:01:38.420 But, like, every...

00:01:39.420 Wait, wait, you gave me your N-word?

00:01:41.400 The every word spelled out, sell us your bath water.

00:01:45.940 And it all happened in the span of, like, a few seconds. 0.98

00:01:49.520 I was like, what the fuck is this, like, coordinated effort? 0.98

00:01:52.320 Where is this coming from? 0.99

00:01:54.120 And then all of a sudden, I'm like, what the fuck is... 1.00

00:01:56.880 And it's just like, you got towered, bitch. 1.00

00:01:59.080 Tower. 1.00

00:01:59.460 What is going on?

00:02:04.560 And so, yeah, that's how I discovered this podcast.

00:02:08.480 I've never seen a single episode.

00:02:10.280 I don't know what I'm in for.

00:02:11.480 I don't know what that's going on.

00:02:11.900 It was a wise decision to just come in cold turkey and watch anything.

00:02:15.420 I think you made the right move there.

00:02:16.780 Yeah, well, yeah, the post, actually, that we put the tower on was a post that actually

00:02:21.780 involved me and Unironic and Cap, who was a buddy of ours, because we, I think, were

00:02:26.280 both simping shoe in some way.

00:02:28.380 And she had posted some tweet with our tweets on it, with our names redacted.

00:02:33.360 And it was, you know, you had the water bottle spray thing.

00:02:37.160 Get away from me.

00:02:39.900 Yeah, and then Jose was like, let's tower her to sell us your bath water. 1.00

00:02:44.440 It was so random. 0.98

00:02:45.700 Which, if you didn't know, so the origin of the towers was basically just to fuck with 0.98

00:02:51.280 people like that, to where they would, like, their mentions just blow up. 0.98

00:02:54.140 Yeah, they just don't know.

00:02:55.180 With just one letters, like single letters, and they don't know what's happening.

00:02:58.160 And it started with journalists.

00:02:59.680 Like, we were, like, just towering corpo journalists, like, you know, enemy of the people.

00:03:03.720 Or we did Meghan McCain.

00:03:05.600 We said, Daddy's in Hell, Pork Chop.

00:03:09.240 So we did all this stuff like that.

00:03:11.320 And so.

00:03:14.520 Oh, no.

00:03:15.700 Okay.

00:03:16.660 That one was glorious.

00:03:18.480 And then basically, the podcast came out of that to where, like, we were, we had this

00:03:23.880 tower gang chat, which is basically really funny because we're essentially planned and

00:03:27.380 caps centrally planning on all these, like, structures.

00:03:30.960 And then we were all having, like, retarded, just absolutely retarded conversations in our 0.99

00:03:35.400 chat. 0.87

00:03:35.740 And we wanted to let the world see it.

00:03:37.640 Since you've never been on, let me tell you what we do.

00:03:39.800 So basically, we all take turns going around saying our favorite racial slur.

00:03:44.340 So we're going to let you start.

00:03:45.300 Well, I'm quite fond of the term WAP as an Italian.

00:03:51.480 Oh, that's a good one.

00:03:54.180 It's a good one.

00:03:54.360 I was totally kidding.

00:03:55.180 And she's playing along.

00:03:57.560 I'm raising a favorite white person slur. 1.00

00:03:59.980 This is where you get the real crap. 1.00

00:04:01.040 Favorite white person slur. 1.00

00:04:02.560 Oh, there was this thing on Twitter where someone, like, they, like, put out all the

00:04:08.780 new slurs for white people.

00:04:10.520 I don't know if you guys saw this, but there was, like, Mayo Monkey and, like.

00:04:14.420 Oh, yeah.

00:04:14.920 Shout out El Popo.

00:04:16.260 That's probably.

00:04:16.960 Yeah.

00:04:17.240 It was, like, yeah.

00:04:19.940 So I guess I think Mayo Monkey might be my favorite.

00:04:23.060 I'm a big fan of Chalk Roach.

00:04:25.060 Oh.

00:04:26.940 The list of white people slurs was actually just our previous episode.

00:04:31.100 Oh, yeah.

00:04:31.980 Yeah, we really did.

00:04:33.140 Mayo Slathered Troglodyte.

00:04:34.200 I heard that today.

00:04:34.980 I don't remember who said it.

00:04:36.260 That was a black guy that was, like, I want to say he was, like, a reverend. 0.98

00:04:41.300 And he, like, said, he basically said, shut up, you mayonnaise slathered Troglodyte. 1.00

00:04:46.240 To some fucking, like. 0.99

00:04:48.260 We mentioned him on the last show, and I already forget his name. 0.99

00:04:50.820 Bishop Talbert Swan.

00:04:53.100 Is that his name? 0.92

00:04:53.640 He's a black dude who made fun of Ron Paul, and we towered him for it. 0.99

00:04:57.500 I think he probably blocked a bunch of us, but he's the one who said that. 0.88

00:05:00.420 And I was like, man, maybe he's actually based.

00:05:06.200 Awesome.

00:05:07.240 Yeah.

00:05:07.520 So you guys are ANCAPs?

00:05:09.740 Okay.

00:05:10.060 Because, like, I saw the aesthetic, right?

00:05:12.580 And for some reason, I associate this aesthetic with, like, Groyper types. 0.93

00:05:16.280 And I was like, so, like, what are these guys?

00:05:18.760 Like, I'm not really sure.

00:05:19.820 And then I just saw, you know, terrible, god-awful libertarian takes, and I was like, oh, they're 0.59

00:05:25.400 Lulberts. 0.68

00:05:26.160 All right.

00:05:26.500 That's fine.

00:05:27.020 We play off the Groyper aesthetic purposely because we know it triggers a lot of the people 1.00

00:05:32.020 of our ilk and also the shitty ones of your ilk as well. 0.83

00:05:35.220 And we just, we play off that energy. 0.96

00:05:37.120 It's a good aesthetic.

00:05:38.140 No, I like it.

00:05:38.920 So I wasn't really sure, though.

00:05:40.440 But, yeah.

00:05:40.860 This is actually the Nick Fuentes fan podcast.

00:05:46.280 I've never actually seen a single video from Nick Fuentes.

00:05:50.440 I've actually never watched this stuff either.

00:05:52.200 All I know is that I really want pit vipers, and that's about all I know.

00:05:55.660 Oh, my god.

00:05:56.240 I have, like, several pairs.

00:05:59.880 You're basically alt-right.

00:06:05.160 Just for owning them.

00:06:06.340 Yeah, you're alt-right now.

00:06:07.200 Yeah, like, even the company, the Pit Viper company, like, put out a statement.

00:06:13.280 Just because Nick Fuentes was wearing them, they were like, we don't associate with them.

00:06:17.640 It's like, okay.

00:06:19.380 It's like, well, then no one associates with you.

00:06:21.440 Your entire customer demographic is white.

00:06:27.840 It's the white boy summer people, yeah. 0.63

00:06:29.960 Yeah, exactly.

00:06:30.680 And I think Pit Viper had tweeted out something about, like, accusing the Groypers of making a big deal out of it or something.

00:06:37.820 And I'm like, you're making a big deal out of it. 0.98

00:06:39.660 Yeah, like, shut up. 0.97

00:06:41.100 Yeah, being like, we don't associate with them. 1.00

00:06:43.320 We condemn these people.

00:06:44.560 I'm like, dude, other bad people have worn your glasses.

00:06:48.140 Like, are you going to condemn all of them?

00:06:49.900 Like, what brand shirt was he wearing, too?

00:06:52.960 Like, is that brand of shirt going to come out?

00:06:55.260 I actually didn't.

00:06:56.340 No, that was the Proud Boys.

00:06:58.560 The Proud Boys always wore those, what kind of shirts were those?

00:07:02.760 They had, like, a gold ring around the sleeves.

00:07:08.340 And they, like, actually, like, they actually had to stop selling that shirt because they thought the Proud Boys were wearing them and all this stuff.

00:07:14.460 It's insane.

00:07:15.600 I don't know how much you hate that stuff, too.

00:07:18.460 What do you mean?

00:07:20.620 Sorry. 1.00

00:07:20.800 Just, like, like, this, like, the woke culture, like, taking down just random stupid shit because they find it offensive. 0.99

00:07:28.780 Well, because they give these people so much power, too. 0.99

00:07:32.100 Like, do you remember when, like, you know, the ADL said that, like, Pepe was a hate symbol?

00:07:37.340 And, like, I feel like they just, like, gift these people these things.

00:07:42.340 Like, it doesn't belong to anybody.

00:07:44.140 And yet they're just, like, oh, we can't sell that shirt anymore.

00:07:46.900 Like, it's kind of truly lame.

00:07:49.520 Yeah.

00:07:50.500 Two quick notes.

00:07:51.820 We need to give a massive thank you and a shout out to Top Lobster for creating the incredible art for this episode.

00:07:58.620 Oh, my God.

00:07:59.520 I'm wearing his stuff right now.

00:08:01.180 He's incredible.

00:08:02.160 Go to TopLobster.com to pick up his merch.

00:08:03.840 He's the man.

00:08:04.600 And then I wanted to ask that you describe us as lulberts.

00:08:07.280 I would like to hear from you.

00:08:09.560 Which of our takes you hate so much?

00:08:11.520 I don't remember.

00:08:12.360 But there's just a lot of them.

00:08:15.840 You know what?

00:08:17.300 I think it might be more constructive to start with how you got to where you're at and what you are.

00:08:21.600 And then maybe that would make sense to them work from there.

00:08:23.560 I don't know.

00:08:23.940 I mean, I'm not to step on your toes, Clint, but I feel like that's a proper place to start.

00:08:27.560 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:08:28.040 Like, what the fuck are you and how did you get there? 1.00

00:08:30.100 I just love Jose doing the base thing where Clint asks a woman a question. 1.00

00:08:35.140 He's like, hold on.

00:08:36.300 I got it for her.

00:08:37.940 Let me take over here. 0.74

00:08:40.420 That's what he means, not politically.

00:08:42.100 You're the first woman we've ever talked to.

00:08:44.020 I mean, we just know you probably haven't gotten here through reading.

00:08:47.840 So we're just curious how you've gone to this position.

00:08:51.720 No, you're right, though.

00:08:53.260 What does your husband tell you to believe?

00:08:58.720 Oh, no.

00:09:00.380 All right.

00:09:00.920 If you could read, what would you like to read?

00:09:03.140 Well, I actually know.

00:09:07.340 I've actually been reading the Unabomber Manifesto, the Industrial Revolution.

00:09:12.160 That's what I've been reading.

00:09:13.160 Uncle Ted, let's go.

00:09:14.480 Uncle Ted, yes.

00:09:15.580 I have it, too.

00:09:16.180 She just pointed at the audio book.

00:09:18.180 It's an easy read.

00:09:22.280 It's an easy read, so.

00:09:25.780 The origins, well, I started off sort of like apolitical, like when I started YouTube, like this, like apolitical Democrat.

00:09:33.020 Like, oh, I voted for Obama.

00:09:34.400 He's cool.

00:09:34.980 A big NSA enjoyer, you know, if you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear type of one of those, like a centric-y type.

00:09:45.960 But I was very, you know, against, like, SJWs, woke culture, like woke culture, stuff like that.

00:09:52.240 I was anti-gun.

00:09:53.800 I didn't want anybody to have guns.

00:09:56.900 But throughout the years, that all started to change.

00:10:00.600 I guess I just, like, I voted for Bernie in 2016.

00:10:05.880 I liked him.

00:10:07.120 I also, like, liked Trump, like his energy, but I didn't, like, vote for him or anything or support him.

00:10:13.480 But I was like, oh, yeah, you know, stick it to the establishment. 1.00

00:10:16.720 Like, I like that shit. 0.99

00:10:19.480 But then, like, you know, with Bernie, I just started doing more, like, getting into, like, not socialism, but, like, social democracy type of thing. 1.00

00:10:27.720 But I became more, you guys are low birds, so you'll enjoy this, more libertarian about guns.

00:10:34.920 Like, now I'm completely pro-Second Amendment.

00:10:39.540 Definitely not an NSA enjoyer anymore, but definitely far left when it comes to, like, economics and stuff.

00:10:46.880 So...

00:10:47.440 How can...

00:10:47.960 So I got a question.

00:10:49.180 Oh, go ahead, Reid.

00:10:50.700 Yeah, so you've always hated the SJW stuff.

00:10:53.600 Did you ever just try to stay away from it, and did you transition into, like, enraging them constantly?

00:11:00.020 That's kind of what I've done. 0.99

00:11:01.020 Like, I tried to stay away from it, and then eventually it's just like, all right, fuck you guys, and just, like, fully feed into it. 1.00

00:11:06.440 Did that happen with you, too? 0.99

00:11:07.960 Well, it was, like, so when I started out, I was, like, I've always been, like, an internet person, but I kind of, like, escaped from that for a little while.

00:11:15.260 And I was, like, I was working and everything like that.

00:11:17.840 But on Facebook in, like, 2012 is when I started seeing all this, like, SJW feminist type stuff.

00:11:25.460 And, you know, like, joke policing, tone policing, everything like that.

00:11:28.860 And I was, like, a normie at the time, basically.

00:11:31.460 I was, like, what is going on?

00:11:32.580 Like, what is all of this?

00:11:33.500 And that's when I started my channel.

00:11:36.340 Like, I got doxxed.

00:11:37.580 They found where I worked.

00:11:38.560 They told my, like, boss I was, like, suicidal.

00:11:41.620 Like, it was really weird.

00:11:43.040 And that was all the way back then.

00:11:45.800 But, yeah, just throughout the years, pissing them off more and more.

00:11:48.320 But there was a time, though, a few years ago, probably, like, two years ago, not that long ago, where I was, like, you know what?

00:11:56.300 Like, I really care about things.

00:11:58.600 Like, these people aren't annoying anymore.

00:12:00.520 Like, I just, I want to be more, like, sympathetic to them.

00:12:03.160 And that was a short, short, short little period of time.

00:12:10.840 But, yeah, I don't think they're, like, the most, you know, important thing in the world.

00:12:16.960 But they are pretty, they're just annoying.

00:12:19.180 They're, like, whole monitors, basically.

00:12:21.180 And it's just, like.

00:12:22.320 Well, the problem is, like, once you, like, give in to them a little bit, then they just try to take over.

00:12:26.740 Like, you can't, like, there's no end.

00:12:29.220 There's no, like, stopping point for them.

00:12:30.860 It's, like, okay, I'll give you a little bit.

00:12:32.560 And they're, like, nope, you didn't do enough.

00:12:34.000 It's not enough this time.

00:12:34.820 You got to do more and more and more.

00:12:36.620 Like, apologies.

00:12:37.440 Apologies, yeah.

00:12:38.300 Yeah, apologies, yep.

00:12:40.280 Yeah, unless you, like, actually, sorry.

00:12:42.700 The entire principle of Tower of Power Hour is basically that since bullying became kind of taboo,

00:12:48.300 we now metaphorically stuff the nerds in the lockers.

00:12:51.580 Because, like, no one likes a hall monitor, so we fucking do it, but on the internet. 0.62

00:12:55.300 So that's our thing. 0.88

00:12:56.140 Right, because we have, like, the SJWs in our movement.

00:12:59.100 And we went the opposite direction that you did.

00:13:01.420 And we're, like, now we're going to bully these people.

00:13:02.980 Yeah. 0.88

00:13:05.260 Meme them until they cry.

00:13:06.460 Oh, who is this?

00:13:07.780 Yeah.

00:13:08.920 I try to get people, like...

00:13:10.500 Ah, I can't hear nothing.

00:13:12.140 Hello?

00:13:13.860 Hang on. 0.99

00:13:15.400 God damn it, Nick. 1.00

00:13:16.860 Nick. 1.00

00:13:17.440 Oh, God.

00:13:18.260 Nick with the...

00:13:19.400 That's...

00:13:20.560 Totally unprepared.

00:13:23.700 So chaotic.

00:13:25.720 But you guys saw them, like, in the replies to me announcing this.

00:13:30.520 You saw them, like, don't use slurs.

00:13:32.600 Like...

00:13:34.040 Wait, which one of you? 0.99

00:13:37.260 What a bunch of gooks. 1.00

00:13:38.480 I don't know. 0.77

00:13:38.860 I run the Twitter.

00:13:40.780 I run the Twitter.

00:13:41.980 So, like, whenever I did see that person said... 0.96

00:13:44.240 Because somebody said, this is going to be an autistic shithole or something like that. 0.98

00:13:47.640 Yes! 0.99

00:13:47.900 Okay.

00:13:48.060 And someone was, like, don't use slurs.

00:13:50.040 And it's, like, you could use literally any other word.

00:13:52.340 And so I said, retard? 1.00

00:13:53.820 Yeah. 0.82

00:13:54.160 And I was, like, don't use that either.

00:13:56.500 So, like, the thing is, like, you guys were all friends, like, joking around, right?

00:13:59.880 Like, oh, this is going to be an autistic. 1.00

00:14:01.520 Like, they pop in, like, fucking stick their head through a window. 0.99

00:14:05.740 Like, ah, excuse me. 0.99

00:14:07.040 Don't use that language.

00:14:08.320 It's, like, where are you coming from?

00:14:10.300 Like, let friends, like, joke around.

00:14:13.000 I don't know.

00:14:13.440 It's just I hate that, like, micromanage HR department.

00:14:17.760 Like, I don't know.

00:14:18.560 But I've learned to, like, focus more on, like, you know, bigger issues.

00:14:23.300 Punching up more.

00:14:24.420 Not so much them.

00:14:26.820 They're, like, I feel like they're, like, I feel like they're fading out of relevancy, almost.

00:14:31.860 But maybe that's wishful thinking.

00:14:34.580 But I don't know.

00:14:35.720 Nick. 1.00

00:14:38.380 Nick's audio is so fucked. 0.99

00:14:40.340 Nick, fix your audio. 1.00

00:14:42.440 You fucked up the bit. 0.87

00:14:43.840 Right. 0.98

00:14:44.100 Well, what I was going to say to that was basically Clint's talked about this because Clint started with the, during the lockdowns.

00:14:53.420 Like, he's really against the COVID lockdowns and everything.

00:14:56.180 And basically, one of Michael Malice's quotes is that these people, like, these SHWs, they were given a power during the lockdowns of, like, because I'm doing the right thing, like, now I can shame you. 1.00

00:15:07.080 They gave them, like, even the power that they were losing, they got it back in a way to, like, shame you into, you're not wearing your mask.

00:15:14.560 So, I mean, technically. 1.00

00:15:15.920 So you guys are, like, you guys are the fuck the masks, fuck the vaccine type of people? 1.00

00:15:21.160 Yes. 1.00

00:15:21.380 Or, like, what it, okay.

00:15:22.800 He definitely is.

00:15:25.360 Yeah.

00:15:25.940 Yeah, I mean.

00:15:27.360 You don't seem like a hard mask, hard vaxxer.

00:15:30.400 I'm, like, I'm, like, one of those people where, okay, if a store or something is, like, wear a mask, like, do it.

00:15:36.480 Like, I don't, like, it's their place.

00:15:38.120 You know, they have the shirt, shoes thing, too.

00:15:40.680 It's, like, you know, that's their rules.

00:15:42.520 Especially the shoe thing.

00:15:43.360 That's really important.

00:15:45.800 So it's, like. 0.99

00:15:46.600 No shoes on your head, damn it. 0.98

00:15:49.100 But, like, being outside or whatever, like, if nobody should shame you for, like, not doing that or, I don't know. 0.99

00:15:57.280 And also, I'm, like, against, like, vaccine mandates or whatever.

00:16:00.080 I don't, yeah.

00:16:01.120 Based.

00:16:01.920 But I'm not, like, anti-vax.

00:16:03.820 Yeah.

00:16:04.740 Right.

00:16:04.940 Yeah, no, I don't think any of us are anti-vax either.

00:16:07.340 We're just anti-mandates.

00:16:08.900 Like, we have autonomy.

00:16:11.820 We should be, like, this is a principle that I had my entire life.

00:16:15.100 And then over the past 12, 18 months, it's, like, no. 0.98

00:16:17.840 And for the record, last summer, I was railing against this shit and being called a conspiracy theorist 0.99

00:16:22.380 because I thought they were going to roll out vaccine passports. 0.99

00:16:24.400 And then, hey, sure as fuck, a year later, yeah. 0.98

00:16:26.600 Here they are. 0.99

00:16:27.580 Fauci's on TV talking about it openly.

00:16:29.060 It's horrifying.

00:16:30.240 Yeah, a lot of, like.

00:16:31.660 Oh, I'm so sorry.

00:16:32.240 Oh, no, you're good.

00:16:33.020 I was just going to say we're all 20s to 30-year-old dudes.

00:16:35.060 So, it's, like, it also doesn't make much sense. 0.86

00:16:37.400 I mean, unless we have, like, an elderly person we've lived with or some shit. 0.98

00:16:40.160 I'm not against vaccines, but it's also, like, it's weighing your risks. 0.97

00:16:43.440 So, it's, like, I don't get the flu shot if I don't need to because it's, like, I'm going to be fucking fine.

00:16:48.940 Yeah, like, it's not like I live with elderly people. 1.00

00:16:51.660 Yeah.

00:16:52.440 I think, like, I'm one of those people, like, you should get the vaccine. 0.95

00:16:55.040 Like, it's, you know, good so you don't get fucking COVID. 0.89

00:16:58.420 But also, like, if you don't want it, it's, like, you're only risking yourself. 0.87

00:17:03.040 You know what I mean?

00:17:03.480 If someone else is vaccinated, you know, they're not going to get it.

00:17:07.120 If you're not vaccinated, you might get COVID. 1.00

00:17:09.480 You might fucking die. 1.00

00:17:10.880 But that's, like, your choice. 1.00

00:17:13.600 You know what I mean?

00:17:14.300 But, no, I'm not, I feel like it's a good thing to go get it just because, because I know people who've, like, died from it.

00:17:21.660 It's a very serious thing, even though, like, sometimes it feels like the media will, like, you know, overhype it and, like, kind of fear monger and stuff like that.

00:17:29.720 It still is.

00:17:30.300 I feel like I, you know, take it seriously.

00:17:33.660 But also, like, if you don't want to get a vaccine, like, that's you.

00:17:37.940 That's your choice.

00:17:38.960 Yeah.

00:17:39.320 Yeah, we're not COVID truthers.

00:17:41.000 We believe it exists.

00:17:41.980 We just, we're just, like, on principle.

00:17:44.040 I'm like, I'm like, what are these guys? 0.97

00:17:47.640 I'm kind of surprised you're not more ardent against it because, I mean, you being more from the socialist side, this is very much the private companies being essentially kowtowed by the state to do shit like this. 0.82

00:17:59.540 So this is exactly what you guys have been screeching about forever. 0.99

00:18:01.620 I'm kind of surprised you aren't, not that you aren't, but you aren't more ardent against this shit. 0.99

00:18:05.280 Because, like, even, like, you said, with, like, the companies, like, if it wasn't for the fucking state, they wouldn't have required the masks. 0.99

00:18:12.820 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:18:13.180 And maybe they would have, but it's also, like, we don't know because the state fucked with it. 0.97

00:18:17.000 And so it's, like, now you have this, like, shitty merger of corporate and state. 0.98

00:18:20.600 Right. 0.74

00:18:21.080 Yeah.

00:18:21.480 Well, I call that government one and government two coming together.

00:18:25.040 Yeah.

00:18:25.680 Yeah.

00:18:26.220 We do, too.

00:18:26.880 I mean, what's weird is, like, when we were kind of talking about, like, what does she believe in?

00:18:32.640 And we were like, okay, well, you're anti-war, right, Major?

00:18:36.620 Like, that's number one.

00:18:38.100 I actually had a post of the meme the other day because Murray Rothbard, who was, like, number one ANCAP, basically created ANCAPs.

00:18:45.920 He's one of the good twos.

00:18:47.360 He's one of the best.

00:18:50.380 He loves kids, by the way.

00:18:52.480 Oh, no.

00:18:54.760 Hey, by the way, guys.

00:18:55.760 By the way, guys.

00:18:56.560 All right, listen. 1.00

00:18:58.520 I cannot believe you motherfuckers have betrayed me so badly by having a vile white female on the show. 1.00

00:19:04.740 And a leftist no less. 1.00

00:19:06.880 What are we doing, boys?

00:19:08.260 You're letting the simping get to you? 1.00

00:19:10.300 You bunch of disgusting simps. 1.00

00:19:11.820 Look. 1.00

00:19:12.360 I've got a surprise for you, gentlemen.

00:19:14.480 Look who I found.

00:19:15.860 Dad.

00:19:16.880 Tell them what's up.

00:19:18.860 What's happening, guys?

00:19:20.100 Now, listen. 0.54

00:19:21.120 My dad says you guys need to stop right now because this is white women must be stopped. 1.00

00:19:25.780 Okay? 0.63

00:19:26.220 This is not white women must be highlighted and given the spotlight. 0.99

00:19:29.540 White women must be stopped. 1.00

00:19:30.740 Tell them. 1.00

00:19:30.940 White women must be stopped, dad. 1.00

00:19:31.860 White women must be stopped. 1.00

00:19:33.680 That's right. 1.00

00:19:34.440 White women must be stopped. 1.00

00:19:35.860 Fuck, y'all. 1.00

00:19:36.420 I was already mad because of Jose's shitty position on baseball. 1.00

00:19:39.520 Now you have a vile white female socialist on the show. 1.00

00:19:42.320 I'm out. 1.00

00:19:42.720 Fuck you guys. 1.00

00:19:43.400 Baseball is gay. 1.00

00:19:47.720 I love that that bit. 0.98

00:19:49.860 Kate tried to come on three times and he finally got it.

00:19:53.200 He stuck the landing, finally.

00:19:54.800 He did.

00:19:55.240 He was like in the chat.

00:19:57.660 He's like, let me in.

00:19:59.160 Let me in.

00:19:59.800 I'm in.

00:20:03.040 Drop it in in the chat for Nick Ashley, by the way.

00:20:06.280 I think there's actually some common ground between your position and ours, because as

00:20:10.880 far as I can tell, the only difference of opinion that we have is on capitalism versus

00:20:14.540 socialism.

00:20:15.140 Otherwise, I think we see things almost identically.

00:20:17.580 So my question for you is, why is it that given that like, well, let me start by saying

00:20:23.600 the ANCAPs in particular over the past year have definitely taken note of the alliance that

00:20:30.560 big business has with government.

00:20:31.820 And we are no longer running cover whatsoever for big business that includes pharma, that

00:20:35.880 includes, you know, Amazons, all the all the people that benefited from the lockdowns. 0.94

00:20:40.040 We now fucking actively despise and and go against.

00:20:43.260 So I think that we're coming more to your side in terms of like fighting against the biggest 0.90

00:20:47.600 of businesses, but only because they're in bed with government.

00:20:50.660 And I always find it interesting that socialists in particular, given that you guys also identify

00:20:55.160 so many of the evils of the state that would then turn around and rely on them for wealth

00:20:59.780 redistribution.

00:21:00.860 Why is why is it that you think that's possible or practical?

00:21:04.620 Well, like, that's the reason why I'm not a full socialist.

00:21:07.520 I'm more like a social democrat just because I'm more like realistic about it. 0.91

00:21:11.240 Like I it would be great if we had a great government that wasn't corrupt and crazy and

00:21:16.380 like just, you know, redistributed the wealth, shared the wealth or whatever, because like

00:21:19.940 what I like to call it, like the sugar daddy state, right?

00:21:23.360 That's my ideal, like thing where they leave you alone.

00:21:26.760 They're not big brother, but they'll like help the poor.

00:21:29.740 It will be like a safety net for people.

00:21:31.420 Sure.

00:21:31.720 You definitely don't need a state for that.

00:21:33.140 I'll be a sugar daddy any day.

00:21:35.380 I was like, you want a sugar daddy?

00:21:37.120 Is that what you're saying?

00:21:38.120 If that's all she needs, I got it.

00:21:40.720 All right.

00:21:41.380 We can abolish the government.

00:21:42.280 We have we have found a meeting of the minds.

00:21:46.380 I just love old white men who usually are already like in the tip top of government 1.00

00:21:53.460 are now just going to be sugar daddies.

00:21:56.400 I'm trying like it's the opposite of a big brother or like, you know, mommy state or something. 0.99

00:22:02.120 So it's like, you know, it's like they'll leave you the fuck alone. 0.97

00:22:05.580 Like you'll have civil liberties and everything like that.

00:22:08.400 But, you know, they'll just help people out.

00:22:10.020 It will be like a like a safety net for people who need it. 1.00

00:22:13.060 You can fuck whoever you want. 1.00

00:22:13.780 I'll save your money. 1.00

00:22:14.340 But when I'm in town, Tom, his comment is so great.

00:22:23.020 Democracy is the title of this episode's thumbnail, which is hilarious.

00:22:29.020 It is.

00:22:30.360 It's five black guys standing behind a couch voting on what one white woman does.

00:22:34.420 Should we add Josh to the stream here?

00:22:43.040 Should we?

00:22:44.020 Are we going to let him grift?

00:22:48.220 Wow.

00:22:50.060 He got done with his. 0.84

00:22:51.880 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:22:54.600 Josh, what's up? 1.00

00:22:55.860 And white woman. 1.00

00:22:56.540 How's it going here? 0.97

00:23:00.500 You platform Nazis. 0.74

00:23:01.780 You're not allowed here. 0.96

00:23:02.500 Yeah, I'm a Nazi platformer. 0.65

00:23:04.020 Definitely big time.

00:23:05.040 My half Israeli self.

00:23:08.920 What's your opinion on the whole Palestine thing?

00:23:11.060 I saw on your latest hell word thing.

00:23:12.560 You got to touch on that.

00:23:13.640 So I think you're pretty based.

00:23:14.660 You seem to not be a fan of the Jews.

00:23:15.880 So I think.

00:23:16.640 Jiminy Christmas. 1.00

00:23:21.860 Holy fuck. 1.00

00:23:23.020 She's like Ryan Dawson and she's only against the Jewish supremacists. 1.00

00:23:27.160 That's how it works.

00:23:28.900 Yeah.

00:23:29.240 So.

00:23:30.680 Yeah.

00:23:31.280 Anyway, the question.

00:23:34.640 No, no, I'm like pro-Palestine. 0.71

00:23:37.920 I don't like the occupation of Israel, what they're doing.

00:23:42.060 And I feel like, you know, there's that two state thing, but like.

00:23:45.640 But wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:23:46.340 But God said that's their land.

00:23:49.480 Apartheid bad. 0.97

00:23:50.760 Apartheid bad. 0.97

00:23:51.580 Yeah.

00:23:52.500 Bad.

00:23:52.900 Yeah.

00:23:53.180 Yeah.

00:23:53.700 That's my.

00:23:54.420 That's my position.

00:23:55.600 Yeah.

00:23:55.780 How stoned are you, Shu?

00:23:57.060 You won't have a military.

00:23:58.280 I'm not stoned.

00:23:59.040 This is just how I am.

00:24:00.220 I'm like.

00:24:00.700 You're not stoned.

00:24:01.780 Are you?

00:24:02.100 Don't you?

00:24:02.360 I thought you always got stoned for you on camera.

00:24:04.080 I thought that was.

00:24:04.400 Oh, no, no.

00:24:07.820 I just love how Josh comes in and refuses to explain who he is.

00:24:13.500 He's a Nazi platformer. 1.00

00:24:15.500 I'm a fucking nobody, dude. 1.00

00:24:16.820 I'm a fucking nobody. 1.00

00:24:19.360 Once you mention you're part of the Libertarian Party, she's going to be like, all right, 0.99

00:24:22.400 deuces, guys. 0.99

00:24:22.940 I'm fucking out. 0.99

00:24:24.080 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:24:24.180 Yeah.

00:24:24.820 I actually sit on the Libertarian National Committee, if you can believe that.

00:24:29.460 Super chat, so that's only fair I highlight it.

00:24:32.020 Yeah.

00:24:32.720 No.

00:24:33.320 Oh, no.

00:24:35.060 Is it too high?

00:24:36.040 Too low?

00:24:36.400 What do you think?

00:24:39.900 It's just right.

00:24:43.240 You know how to.

00:24:44.320 You know how to.

00:24:44.840 Oh, my God.

00:24:45.520 Stop.

00:24:46.760 It's just right.

00:24:48.920 Wait a minute, though.

00:24:49.720 I had someone try to get me removed from the Libertarian National Committee for my show

00:24:56.020 last night, by the way.

00:24:56.760 Did you guys check that out?

00:24:57.860 Yeah, we saw that.

00:24:58.480 What was your show?

00:24:59.280 I didn't see that.

00:25:00.220 I'm going to break the cycle. 0.99

00:25:01.100 Shoo, I've been trying to get you on my fucking show for like a year. 0.99

00:25:03.180 Come on. 0.99

00:25:03.480 What's wrong with you?

00:25:03.900 Oh, wait.

00:25:04.280 Oh, it's you.

00:25:05.120 Yeah, that's me.

00:25:09.400 It's okay.

00:25:10.120 It's okay.

00:25:10.780 It's all right.

00:25:11.120 When I'm in power in my reign, the Libertarians will be thrown into the pit, but you guys are 1.00

00:25:24.420 cool, so I'll swear to you.

00:25:27.600 The pit?

00:25:28.260 I don't know.

00:25:28.700 That sounds a little better than the gulag, maybe.

00:25:30.440 I don't know.

00:25:31.660 The wall sounds cooler.

00:25:33.340 Are you a big fan of Vosh?

00:25:35.340 He's one of my really good friends.

00:25:37.060 Oh, I just was wondering if you were friends with that guy.

00:25:39.420 I was hoping that when he went on TimCast the other day, that instead of having that 0.99

00:25:45.300 weird TPUSA guy show up, it'd just be that dude from fucking that pedophile show. 0.99

00:25:50.860 Like, have a seat. 1.00

00:25:51.900 Oh, no.

00:25:54.640 Didn't Chris Hansen himself get accused of pedophilia?

00:25:58.320 I don't know, dude.

00:25:59.200 I don't watch it.

00:26:01.080 He's like telling himself to just sit down in his own house now.

00:26:04.120 Why don't you take a seat right here?

00:26:06.220 I will tell you guys.

00:26:07.040 You know, I'll get you guys on Tavosh's show, or him on here, and you can talk. 0.95

00:26:11.560 No thanks, white lady. 1.00

00:26:13.980 We'll do it.

00:26:15.720 We'd have been on Tower Gang, wouldn't we?

00:26:17.640 Yeah, yeah.

00:26:18.560 Come on here.

00:26:19.560 There's like 500 people watching you guys right now, and if you're not subscribing to 1.00

00:26:24.300 the Tower Power Hour, you're probably fucking stupid, and you should just leave right now. 1.00

00:26:29.320 It is not time for plugs. 1.00

00:26:32.720 If you can get Bosh to come on Liberty Lockdown, I love to enrage the libertarians that follow

00:26:36.640 me, so please.

00:26:37.780 That would be amazing.

00:26:39.460 I'm not simping my own show here, Clint.

00:26:41.880 Jesus Christ. 1.00

00:26:43.380 As you have break the cycle and fucking me on behind you, you fucking crazy ass. 1.00

00:26:49.480 Oh, I'm sorry. 1.00

00:26:51.760 Did you want me to make it flash or something?

00:26:53.640 I can do that, too.

00:26:54.300 On to the real questions.

00:26:55.280 Shoo on head.

00:26:56.460 Sticking with serious stuff. 1.00

00:26:58.060 Fuck, marry, kill. 1.00

00:26:59.560 Oh, here we go. 1.00

00:27:00.800 Who?

00:27:01.400 There we go.

00:27:01.780 Look at that.

00:27:02.020 Check that out.

00:27:02.420 Way too early.

00:27:03.640 We're doing it now.

00:27:04.720 We're doing it now. 1.00

00:27:05.580 Fuck, marry, kill. 1.00

00:27:06.440 You've got to know us. 1.00

00:27:07.960 You've got to pick one for each category. 1.00

00:27:09.680 Fuck, marry, kill. 1.00

00:27:10.500 Keep in mind, I have the most money. 1.00

00:27:15.100 I have the most money before you decide.

00:27:16.840 I have the most money.

00:27:17.780 That's not how hypotheticals work, Shoo.

00:27:19.600 I have the most kids.

00:27:20.800 I'm a socialist.

00:27:21.680 I have the most kids.

00:27:22.620 Are you like, you think it's a brag that you have the most money?

00:27:25.520 I don't know.

00:27:26.280 Oh, you're done, bro.

00:27:26.920 Yeah, it is.

00:27:27.540 He got ego to the gulag. 0.89

00:27:31.000 You just got killed, Clint.

00:27:32.340 Yeah, you just got killed. 0.97

00:27:33.260 You were actually just killed. 0.82

00:27:35.440 He's a bourgeoisie, so.

00:27:36.860 No, you know, that's got to give me something.

00:27:42.760 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:27:44.740 No, I'm just like, I got to kill you all. 0.99

00:27:46.260 I'm sorry. 0.99

00:27:47.200 I'm sorry.

00:27:48.440 What are you talking about?

00:27:49.440 That's the most faced answer.

00:27:50.980 You just left seven orphans.

00:27:53.940 I'm not.

00:27:54.320 Congratulations.

00:27:55.460 Oh, no.

00:27:56.040 Wait, wait.

00:27:56.680 Who has this?

00:27:57.020 Yeah, I have seven kids.

00:27:58.600 Thank you.

00:27:58.880 No, no.

00:27:59.160 Okay, wait, no.

00:27:59.920 You will survive.

00:28:00.960 Thanks, I appreciate it.

00:28:01.960 Zane has kids too, Josh.

00:28:03.860 You're not seven of them, though. 1.00

00:28:05.060 What the fuck? 0.99

00:28:05.520 Yeah, I mean, I learned. 1.00

00:28:07.420 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:28:08.080 This guy fucks. 1.00

00:28:09.360 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:28:10.900 This is like a trolley problem. 0.99

00:28:12.680 Do I kill the seven kids? 1.00

00:28:14.740 Or do I kill the two? 1.00

00:28:16.200 I mean, I don't. 0.99

00:28:16.520 I mean, I don't.

00:28:16.540 You know, not lizards have kids, so I don't know how many are out there.

00:28:20.420 Yeah, he's a trucker.

00:28:21.860 He's got someone else.

00:28:22.720 Oh, my God.

00:28:24.480 That's a better question, isn't it? 1.00

00:28:26.800 If you have to kill either Josh or Jose. 0.98

00:28:29.260 Which one? 1.00

00:28:30.120 Genocide and subsidize. 0.51

00:28:32.160 By the way, Jose is very, very short.

00:28:34.620 Like, really short. 0.99

00:28:35.520 So, if you're going to kill somebody, it's easier to kill short people. 0.99

00:28:38.680 You know? 0.96

00:28:39.300 I don't know.

00:28:39.660 I have a low center of gravity.

00:28:40.800 Yeah, I don't know.

00:28:42.680 I'm like 220, 5'5". 1.00

00:28:44.560 I will fuck you up. 1.00

00:28:46.800 This dude's wider than he is tall. 1.00

00:28:48.920 Holy shit. 1.00

00:28:50.180 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:51.300 Chode.

00:28:51.940 Yeah.

00:28:53.300 Basically.

00:28:54.160 Chode and Toad show.

00:28:55.140 You guys need your own show.

00:28:56.060 There you go.

00:28:56.680 There you go.

00:28:57.140 Chode and Toad.

00:28:57.660 Yeah.

00:28:58.560 We like the short kings here, right?

00:29:02.820 We respect them.

00:29:04.740 Based short kings.

00:29:05.920 Show your arms.

00:29:06.500 Show your arms, Jose.

00:29:07.600 Come on.

00:29:07.940 Put them up.

00:29:08.580 Show our pits, buddy.

00:29:11.280 There it is.

00:29:12.140 We knew that was coming.

00:29:12.880 Wait.

00:29:14.200 Wait.

00:29:14.400 Are those the pits that she was sending us to? 0.82

00:29:17.860 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:29:19.160 Oh, there's a Jose Pits account, by the way, if you guys don't know that now.

00:29:23.280 You're going to go to those pits.

00:29:24.300 It's right next to Reed's mustache.

00:29:26.080 It's a mustache guy. 0.99

00:29:27.820 Who the fuck runs those accounts? 1.00

00:29:29.400 I do not know. 0.99

00:29:30.840 There's so many parody accounts on there. 1.00

00:29:32.620 They're all so stupid. 1.00

00:29:33.560 The time has passed, man. 1.00

00:29:34.740 I'm not following you.

00:29:35.520 Where is Clint's goatee?

00:29:37.000 That hasn't come out yet.

00:29:38.020 I haven't seen that.

00:29:38.520 I was hoping someone would make a fat Joshua Smith account, but then I realized I am the 0.99

00:29:44.320 fat Joshua Smith account, and so then I was just like, well, fuck. 0.99

00:29:47.360 What are they going to do? 1.00

00:29:48.220 I don't know.

00:29:49.160 Shu, do you have any parody accounts?

00:29:51.760 Do you have people that have parodied you and, like, or made accounts, like, fan accounts

00:29:56.540 like that?

00:29:57.580 I've had people do, like, the troll accounts where they'll, like, pretend to be me, which

00:30:01.340 are always funny.

00:30:02.040 But I have, like, dedicated, like, woke people accounts who, like, keep tabs on all the problematic 0.96

00:30:11.080 shit I do. 0.93

00:30:12.860 They'll, like, post it. 0.99

00:30:13.940 I have, like, a few of them.

00:30:16.160 They're interesting.

00:30:17.620 Oh, my gosh.

00:30:18.220 And they always, like, make me look a lot cooler than I am. 0.97

00:30:21.580 Wait, was that the one that said, oh, that you said nigger on your show? 0.98

00:30:28.880 Oh, Jesus. 0.92

00:30:30.000 There goes the account.

00:30:31.320 We're dropping the N-bomb? 0.97

00:30:32.960 There goes the account.

00:30:33.960 There goes the whole YouTube account.

00:30:35.760 It's gone.

00:30:36.440 We made it to monetization.

00:30:37.120 You know, there was somebody who said, there was somebody who said, I would leave if you

00:30:41.880 dropped an N-bomb, and I'm not gonna leave. 0.98

00:30:44.220 Hell yeah.

00:30:45.360 Just to defy them.

00:30:47.440 There were about seven or eight of them dropped on our last episode, so.

00:30:51.520 I think Shu, but we had an Asian on.

00:30:53.480 We had an Asian on, so it was okay.

00:30:57.520 This is just the ANCAP energy.

00:30:59.660 To me, ANCAP, by the way, is the most nonsensical ideology.

00:31:04.120 Dope, let's go. 1.00

00:31:04.980 Whoa. 1.00

00:31:07.760 You done fucked up now, Shu. 1.00

00:31:09.960 You done fucked up now. 1.00

00:31:11.740 Tell us all your theory here that you know of. 0.99

00:31:14.000 Wait, wait, she's gotta explain what Lobert means, because that's what she-

00:31:17.260 Yeah, I really do want to, because we want to, I want to go back and forth on what Lobert

00:31:21.060 means.

00:31:22.280 And I just want to, I just want to clear it up.

00:31:24.000 He actually said dinger.

00:31:25.600 It wasn't being a monster.

00:31:26.000 I did say dinger, yeah.

00:31:26.940 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:28.280 Yeah, dinger, but we said both.

00:31:30.440 So, so, like, I feel like your ideology will, like, just send us right to the cyberpunk

00:31:38.960 universe.

00:31:39.720 I feel like-

00:31:40.560 Sounds dope.

00:31:41.300 Yeah, I'm a cyberpunk.

00:31:45.260 Oh, man.

00:31:46.140 You lose.

00:31:46.520 I always hate these flying cars and medicine that can literally heal anybody and cybernetic

00:31:51.680 implants. 0.99

00:31:52.440 Oh, damn. 1.00

00:31:53.980 Or Robocop. 1.00

00:31:55.540 Maybe that's a better-

00:31:56.580 That's the best argument that I've heard.

00:31:58.540 Oh, my God.

00:32:00.440 We need you on our side making our arguments.

00:32:04.320 You make ANCAPA stands sound dope.

00:32:07.780 Sorry, no, you don't have even, like, just corporations just run wild.

00:32:12.160 No, no, no, no, no.

00:32:13.060 No?

00:32:13.260 Because there would actually be competition, because we wouldn't have a government that

00:32:16.240 empowers big business to monopolize industries.

00:32:19.060 There'd be no corporations in the way that you know them today at all, because corporations

00:32:24.280 are granted corporation status by the state.

00:32:26.260 So the reason why they're so big and out of control is because the state has given them

00:32:31.800 protectionist policies. 0.98

00:32:33.720 They have their own fucking personal lobbyists that go and lobby on behalf of the corporations. 1.00

00:32:38.600 They're constantly- 1.00

00:32:40.100 But this is the funny thing.

00:32:41.020 They're constantly simping for socialist policies. 1.00

00:32:43.780 They're lobbyists from these corporations for a fucking reason. 0.99

00:32:46.260 They have literally convinced an entire generation of socialists that they're, you know, these 0.99

00:32:53.300 great socialist advocates.

00:32:56.100 But they're only doing that because those policies-

00:32:58.640 Who is what corporation-

00:32:59.720 Right, but they're actually-

00:33:00.640 I feel like it's libs, like liberals you're talking about. 0.97

00:33:03.560 Right, but they're actually fascists.

00:33:05.720 Like they're, I think they're kind of trying to use socialist language, but what they're

00:33:09.340 doing is actually-

00:33:10.260 What is, wait, rewind, what is socialist, like, I feel like you're talking about, you

00:33:14.280 know, like when they say, like, we support Black Lives Matter, gay pride, whatever.

00:33:19.960 Is that-

00:33:20.140 Well, no, they do that to bring the socialists over their side, because that's the rhetoric

00:33:23.280 that the socialists use.

00:33:24.540 But socialism is just the collective ownership of the means of production, right?

00:33:28.120 That's really like the most basic-

00:33:29.480 Socialism is when the government does stuff.

00:33:31.200 Yeah, right.

00:33:31.900 I don't believe that.

00:33:33.920 I don't believe that.

00:33:34.880 Okay.

00:33:35.040 You've got to do it once.

00:33:36.340 I don't believe that.

00:33:37.460 I believe that the entire government is, what my shirt says right now, it's the mafia

00:33:41.940 masquerading as a human rights organization, is what the government is.

00:33:44.320 By the way, we've reached the mansplaining part of the episodes.

00:33:47.100 Yeah, we're going to, we're going to, let's all mansplain now.

00:33:49.740 No, no, I-

00:33:50.260 Oh, wait, I actually, oh, wait, keep going.

00:33:52.200 No, you're going to-

00:33:53.140 I've been man-spreading this whole time already.

00:33:54.480 Amazon-

00:33:55.040 And I manscaped a little while ago.

00:33:56.560 Amazon, for instance, pushed the $15 minimum wage.

00:33:59.100 Yep.

00:33:59.280 Do you think they did that for, you know, altruistic purposes?

00:34:02.820 Or did they do it because they knew that it would put small, small mom and pop businesses

00:34:06.220 out of, out of work?

00:34:07.220 I mean, I mean, an example of this is what you alluded to earlier, too, with the lockdown.

00:34:11.400 Letter answer, Toad. 1.00

00:34:13.120 Well, like, Amazon treats their employees like shit. 1.00

00:34:15.640 Like, I feel like they should get $15. 1.00

00:34:17.280 Yeah.

00:34:17.640 So do socialists.

00:34:18.840 Yeah.

00:34:20.380 Okay.

00:34:20.780 Okay.

00:34:20.880 I do think, in general, that, like, good libertarians and good leftists talk past each

00:34:29.240 other on economics because they tend to both hate fascism, and the good leftists are calling

00:34:35.420 fascism capitalism, and then the good libertarians are calling fascism socialism, and I think it's

00:34:40.700 kind of counterproductive.

00:34:41.600 Like, we, I mean, we don't like socialism either, but we hate the idea of corporations

00:34:46.340 getting bailouts from the government and being empowered by, you know, shutting down small

00:34:50.960 businesses and making it easier for them.

00:34:52.720 Um, so I think we actually agree on economics in some areas, too, that we don't believe

00:34:58.600 we do because we both hate fascism, which is basically what we live under.

00:35:03.040 Right.

00:35:03.480 That's what I was about to bring up with the lockdown stuff.

00:35:05.520 I think it was intentional in a lot of ways where what the government wanted to do is run

00:35:10.120 a bunch of small businesses out of business so that we'd be in a situation with mostly

00:35:16.480 just larger businesses, ones that are going to actually carry out the state's agenda,

00:35:20.680 which does include, like, vaccines, masks, stuff like that.

00:35:24.680 So we're only left with Walmart, Amazon, things like that, big corporations that will do that,

00:35:30.780 that will cater to the state, and, yeah, it is fascism, as you said, yeah.

00:35:38.400 It's just when the government does things.

00:35:41.160 How high is Reid, though?

00:35:42.800 Can we talk?

00:35:43.280 Reid, are you stoned right now, buddy?

00:35:45.420 I mean, you know, I just have my drug test, so I'm good for that.

00:35:50.680 I will say, I've been reading a lot more of the lefty anarchists lately, and I think

00:35:56.640 good socialists and good, like, ANCAPs, if you, like, read them, they're describing a 0.93

00:36:00.520 lot of the same shit just by different terms. 0.89

00:36:02.680 I'd take Murray Bookchin over Karl Marx any day of the week, and twice on Tuesday, for 0.99

00:36:10.140 sure.

00:36:10.360 I feel like the bottom unity is achievable, because in an ANCAP or ANCOM society, you can 1.00

00:36:18.380 just go off and do your fucking own shit, right? 0.99

00:36:20.880 You can have your little ANCAP stand, you can have your little commune, communist thing, 1.00

00:36:25.900 so I feel like that's... 0.99

00:36:26.980 But when you only asked me who you wanted to fuck there and kill, you threw us all into 1.00

00:36:30.740 a pit. 1.00

00:36:31.320 This is socialism.

00:36:32.560 You're like, no, no, we can get along.

00:36:34.120 A pit.

00:36:34.940 Okay.

00:36:35.180 This is why bottom unity is unaccountable. 0.99

00:36:38.940 Until you guys send in the fucking McPolice or whatever. 0.99

00:36:42.940 The McPolice. 1.00

00:36:44.280 I got bottom unity in college one time, it was pretty fun. 1.00

00:36:47.780 You had your ass crack spackled? 0.99

00:36:49.840 I didn't say that, dude. 1.00

00:36:50.880 Jesus, fuck. 1.00

00:36:51.880 Take your mind out of the gutter, Toad. 1.00

00:36:53.920 Reid and I practiced nothing but bottom unity over the past week, so...

00:36:57.980 Yeah, my biggest problem...

00:36:59.000 So here's my biggest problem with ANCOMs, and typically, you know, I know a few ANCOMs, and

00:37:03.760 even people who call themselves libertarian socialists, like my friend Kevin Shaw, who 0.94

00:37:07.640 are pretty based and are like, yo, we just want to have our own fucking commune that's 0.97

00:37:10.900 communal, and we share shit, and we work together, and everything's fine, but there's a lot of 0.99

00:37:15.400 ANCOMs that call themselves ANCOMs and are fucking full-bore, like, tanky Marxists, right? 0.99

00:37:21.280 Right. 0.98

00:37:21.620 And they just carry the red and black flag, and they're like, yeah, yeah, Kropokin, Kropokin, 0.92

00:37:25.980 but they're like, you know, reading fucking, like, Marx on the side, and they're like, 0.99

00:37:30.980 yeah, but we're going to get all these capitalists and shoot them in the head, you know? 1.00

00:37:33.760 What I mean? 1.00

00:37:34.260 It's like, it's like...

00:37:35.220 Charlie Kirk has called himself a libertarian, and so has Ted Cruz, so you have that on the

00:37:39.960 right.

00:37:40.680 Yeah.

00:37:40.900 Yeah.

00:37:41.460 It just seems to be more rampant on the left for me. 0.98

00:37:43.920 I mean, there's a lot of libertarians, you know, libertarians, I just call everybody fucking 0.89

00:37:47.620 libertarian anyways, but on my side of things that are like, they're like, look, we just 0.97

00:37:52.160 want to fucking be able to, like, freely trade with each other and have the government stay 0.93

00:37:56.080 the fuck out of our lives, you know what I mean? 0.95

00:37:58.060 And so, I don't know, dude. 0.85

00:37:59.940 I just see it more rampant on the left, and I spend a lot of time with the right, so I

00:38:03.880 don't know.

00:38:04.480 I don't know.

00:38:04.700 It's great.

00:38:05.040 Are you guys, like, the taxes or theft?

00:38:08.980 Oh, yeah.

00:38:09.920 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:38:10.720 Fuck taxes. 1.00

00:38:11.520 By the way, that was something that was also in your replies a lot, where, like, these fucking 1.00

00:38:16.140 idiots think taxation is coercion. 1.00

00:38:18.020 What the fuck? 1.00

00:38:18.620 And I was like, I don't know if that was one of yours' opinions, or was it just one of those 1.00

00:38:23.520 other people that are in your comments a lot that you're kind of like, nah.

00:38:26.700 Well, like, to me, like, I wish there was no taxes, like, like, I feel like- 0.99

00:38:32.240 Fucking based. 0.98

00:38:34.320 Like, for people, middle class people, I feel like, why? 1.00

00:38:38.180 Like, they fucking suck. 0.99

00:38:39.400 But, if we're gonna live in a society, I feel like- 1.00

00:38:43.380 Oh, here we go. 0.99

00:38:43.920 Oh, god damn. 0.99

00:38:45.840 Listen, all right? 0.99

00:38:48.900 Wish I had lipstick, I could start putting on the Joker smile.

00:38:53.520 If we all put a dollar in the jar, all right, then everyone- 0.97

00:38:58.080 You know what I mean?

00:38:58.680 Everyone gets a-

00:38:59.240 I agree.

00:38:59.880 Just voluntarily. 1.00

00:39:00.640 Shut up, Jose. 1.00

00:39:01.880 Jesus, fuck. 1.00

00:39:03.400 I think the, like, IRS sucks, though. 1.00

00:39:06.960 And, like, people shouldn't be, like, arrested for not paying their taxes.

00:39:11.680 Have you ever read anything about mutualism?

00:39:14.440 Yes.

00:39:15.380 No.

00:39:15.700 Okay.

00:39:15.900 I don't read.

00:39:16.660 You should read Proudhon, and you might find what you're looking for there.

00:39:23.100 Okay.

00:39:23.800 I call it Proudhon, actually.

00:39:26.140 Yeah.

00:39:26.860 But, like, I don't know.

00:39:27.820 I see-

00:39:28.200 Listen, I see the country as, like, a big family.

00:39:30.840 We all need to help each other, right?

00:39:32.920 I feel like we all have, like, a duty to do that. 0.98

00:39:36.040 And I feel like libertarianism, economic libertarianism, at least, is, like, selfish in a way, where it's just, like, you know, fuck it, I got mine, or whatever. 0.83

00:39:45.400 What do you think about that? 0.99

00:39:46.100 I literally just offer it to be your sugar daddy.

00:39:47.460 This is-

00:39:47.960 It's unbelievable.

00:39:50.020 Oh, yeah.

00:39:51.960 I'm so selfish.

00:39:52.940 Take my money.

00:39:53.900 Bro, have you seen-

00:39:54.480 I don't think you guys are selfish. 1.00

00:39:57.040 Like, you're all assholes and you're terrible people. 1.00

00:40:01.160 Jesus fucking- 1.00

00:40:02.260 I adopted two kids so the state didn't take them, you fucking asshole. 1.00

00:40:06.200 Wait, hold on, Josh. 1.00

00:40:09.880 Do you believe there should be- do you think there should be a national divorce, or do you think the United States should continue on how it's going, or, like, I know there's been big components of a national divorce of saying, okay, there's no way we're going to be able to get along.

00:40:22.860 Keep continuing getting along.

00:40:23.920 What do you mean, like, should we secede?

00:40:26.120 Should we break up?

00:40:27.480 Should the country break up?

00:40:29.240 Like, from, like, left and right states, you mean?

00:40:31.460 Just-

00:40:31.720 Basically, almost, yeah.

00:40:32.800 However you would see it happening, yeah.

00:40:35.060 I'll take it.

00:40:37.020 I don't know.

00:40:38.240 I don't think so.

00:40:39.160 That's all right.

00:40:40.060 That's all right.

00:40:41.680 I don't think so, no.

00:40:43.240 It's going to be round two, and it's not going to go well.

00:40:46.620 Well, what you're talking about is mutual aid, and it is, like, completely, like, fine with libertarianism, like 100%.

00:40:53.800 Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

00:40:55.460 Believe it or not, despite preconceived notions about libertarians, we are all for helping your community and doing so voluntarily.

00:41:02.860 We just don't want it to be coerced or forced.

00:41:04.580 That's it.

00:41:05.580 That's the only difference.

00:41:07.140 I'm just ready for a shoe's next clickbait title.

00:41:09.680 Is this going to be, in all caps, I'm a libertarian?

00:41:12.120 Question mark.

00:41:12.740 Exclamation point.

00:41:15.280 What's funny is, well, you guys will not agree with this, but for, like, in 2019, I called myself a social libertarian.

00:41:23.460 Does that make any sense to you?

00:41:26.240 A little bit.

00:41:27.900 It's a mutualist.

00:41:28.900 You're a mutualist.

00:41:29.940 I bet.

00:41:30.480 I bet that's what you're doing.

00:41:34.900 What's up, man? 1.00

00:41:36.080 Damn it. 0.99

00:41:36.940 We got more lefties in here now. 1.00

00:41:38.320 You said we had to balance out the leftiness.

00:41:40.180 You needed at least one more lefty person here. 1.00

00:41:42.660 Poor shoe's just getting dogged by Rothbardianism.

00:41:45.840 It was really starting to look like the thumbnail really, really quick.

00:41:48.760 You saw the thumbnail.

00:41:50.420 You knew what you were in for.

00:41:51.780 I literally commented on, like, the thumbnail's coming to real life.

00:41:54.760 People were, like, so offended by that thumbnail, like, for me.

00:41:58.200 They were like, this is disgusting.

00:41:59.940 It's like, what?

00:42:00.460 I think it's funny.

00:42:01.500 Like, chill out.

00:42:04.280 You have the lefties jumping to protect your virtue.

00:42:07.800 There was that one guy that was just like, of course these incels.

00:42:12.440 These white incels.

00:42:14.000 I got seven kids. 1.00

00:42:16.060 This dude fucks. 1.00

00:42:16.980 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:42:18.860 I just left that guy's mom's house, though.

00:42:21.100 I've been married for 10 years. 1.00

00:42:22.300 This dude doesn't fuck that much. 0.99

00:42:26.860 Used to, though, Jose. 1.00

00:42:28.160 I'm sure.

00:42:28.920 I used to.

00:42:29.660 Yeah.

00:42:30.420 Yeah.

00:42:31.300 Magnus, I think I was representing the left side pretty well here.

00:42:34.880 Yeah, you brought up Prudhon.

00:42:36.080 I was very impressed.

00:42:37.380 And Bookchin.

00:42:38.240 And Bookchin.

00:42:39.160 Hold my voice.

00:42:40.220 I love both of them.

00:42:41.080 Guys, guys. 0.98

00:42:41.540 Shoot. 0.94

00:42:41.840 Do you even know who Magnus is? 0.99

00:42:43.600 She follows Mantra.

00:42:44.580 He's the guy that, yeah.

00:42:47.120 He's super based.

00:42:48.160 He gave the speech on the courthouse.

00:42:49.140 He came right from his big igloo.

00:42:51.500 That's for sure.

00:42:52.480 You can see the big igloo in the background, by the way.

00:42:54.920 I was going to say that, but I was like, no.

00:42:57.180 Okay.

00:42:57.820 So how many guns do all of you own?

00:43:00.400 Bunches. 0.92

00:43:00.760 16.

00:43:01.580 I actually own you.

00:43:02.760 All women are fed. 1.00

00:43:03.520 Nice try, fed.

00:43:04.960 Yeah.

00:43:05.140 Fed.

00:43:06.680 Zero.

00:43:07.420 Zero.

00:43:07.820 Zero, because I'm a terrible boat driver.

00:43:09.160 You were supposed to say you lost them in a boating accident.

00:43:13.520 Yeah, we stopped with that.

00:43:14.600 We stopped with that when the tyranny became overt.

00:43:16.680 We were like, no, we own guns.

00:43:17.800 Yeah, I own 16.

00:43:19.560 Yeah, we don't throw our guns in the water anymore.

00:43:22.160 We got them now.

00:43:23.660 We went on fishing trips after the lockdown started, and we got them all back.

00:43:28.440 Yeah.

00:43:30.560 Scuba diving, really.

00:43:31.740 Yeah.

00:43:32.640 You're a gun proponent now, right?

00:43:36.500 Yes.

00:43:37.400 Nice.

00:43:38.240 Do you have guns?

00:43:38.760 Or I want to ask if you have guns. 0.70

00:43:40.600 Do you go shoot guns, at least? 0.93

00:43:42.040 Yes. 0.76

00:43:43.220 Yeah.

00:43:44.360 Sorry.

00:43:45.540 You just got called Riley Reid.

00:43:47.080 This is too much.

00:43:47.960 This is too much.

00:43:48.800 I think libertarians really are incels.

00:43:51.460 Oh, there you go.

00:43:52.160 A little bit of representation, you know?

00:43:53.880 Yeah.

00:43:54.400 I've never shot like an AR-15 or whatever, though.

00:43:58.340 What?

00:43:58.520 Aren't you from-

00:43:58.880 You're from New York.

00:44:00.440 That makes sense.

00:44:01.000 Yeah.

00:44:01.440 Yeah.

00:44:01.640 They're not scary.

00:44:02.300 You have to sacrifice your firstborn child to touch one of those over there.

00:44:06.540 I've shot a shotgun, though. 0.94

00:44:08.740 That's cool.

00:44:09.720 Yeah.

00:44:09.900 So do the people in Australia.

00:44:12.020 You know what I mean?

00:44:12.580 Your post about, like, if you get killed by the cops, they're going to have to use that 1.00

00:44:17.720 one picture of you pointing the fucking car. 1.00

00:44:19.520 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:44:22.760 I've shot in a shot.

00:44:23.680 The first time I shot one, though, like, I was shooting-

00:44:26.960 What are those things?

00:44:27.720 The frisbee things?

00:44:29.540 Skeet.

00:44:30.100 Skeet.

00:44:30.800 Joshua, we were all getting along. 1.00

00:44:32.100 Skeet, skeet, motherfucker. 1.00

00:44:32.960 Skeet, skeet, skeet. 1.00

00:44:33.340 And fucking my dumbass, like, didn't put it on my shoulder or anything. 1.00

00:44:38.560 It was like this. 1.00

00:44:39.460 Ouch. 0.96

00:44:39.840 You were shooting it like an African. 1.00

00:44:43.800 It was like, he hit my face.

00:44:45.500 But it got on our cameras, but that was funny.

00:44:48.140 No, we can't talk about how universal healthcare is the only way to fix the healthcare system

00:44:52.240 because it's not. 1.00

00:44:52.920 It's bullshit. 0.99

00:44:53.580 Anyways, go ahead. 0.98

00:44:54.280 Sorry. 1.00

00:44:55.740 That's probably my biggest problem with the left is the healthcare shit. 1.00

00:44:58.440 It fucking drives me absolutely insane. 1.00

00:45:01.020 Wait, hold on, though. 0.99

00:45:02.180 Do you think our system was, like, good? 1.00

00:45:04.140 No, it's garbage. 1.00

00:45:04.900 And it's garbage because the government fucked it up. 1.00

00:45:07.820 It used to be great. 1.00

00:45:08.720 When I was a kid, we could go down to the doctor's office, and we paid $5 to see the doctor.

00:45:13.320 It was great.

00:45:13.900 Right out of pocket. 0.98

00:45:14.600 The government fucked it up by subsidizing-

00:45:16.980 Josh is actually 110 years old. 0.86

00:45:17.640 Yeah, yeah. 0.54

00:45:18.380 No, they fucked it up, and people going around the country thinking that the government is 0.98

00:45:22.380 going to fix what they fucked up. 0.98

00:45:23.660 When has the government ever fixed what they fucked up? 0.99

00:45:26.520 Ever. 0.94

00:45:27.600 Ever.

00:45:28.240 We're the first democracy, like, literally, like, giant country democracy in history.

00:45:33.400 Before us, there was only monarchies, right?

00:45:36.520 And this democracy has got us here, where we're at today. 1.00

00:45:40.140 It's bullshit. 1.00

00:45:40.660 We're, like, the only fucking- 1.00

00:45:43.040 We're, like, one of the only countries. 1.00

00:45:46.540 And it's garbage. 1.00

00:45:47.660 We would be better off- 1.00

00:45:48.440 Hold up.

00:45:49.260 Hold up.

00:45:49.520 We would be better off-

00:45:50.800 Monarchy. 1.00

00:45:51.540 We would be better off with a benevolent monarchy than we are with this fucking bullshit. 1.00

00:45:56.820 I mean, just- 1.00

00:45:57.380 What do you think would be better?

00:46:05.160 What's your health care plan?

00:46:06.840 A policy of government.

00:46:07.900 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

00:46:09.260 Get the fucking government right. 0.98

00:46:10.880 We got to get the government out of it completely. 0.99

00:46:13.400 We got to get rid of patent laws.

00:46:14.640 Patent laws have fucked the health care up more than anything in the world.

00:46:18.220 I mean, ever of all time.

00:46:19.440 You know, when you can go and buy an orphan drug that 50,000 people in the country are on, right, and you can buy it, you can go and buy the company that makes it or whatever, and renew a patent on it, and nobody can fucking make it for the next 10 years, and you can jack the price up as high as you want. 0.52

00:46:34.480 That's what's fucking it up. 1.00

00:46:35.560 But the government grants that shit. 1.00

00:46:37.180 Yeah, I did a show just yesterday with Dan Berman, and the whole thing he does is he goes to Mexico and buys insulin for $12, and then smuggles it across the border and sells it to people at cost. 1.00

00:46:49.180 Wait, that's awesome.

00:46:50.280 Wait, you talked to Matthew McConaughey?

00:46:52.560 What?

00:46:53.680 He's literally running like a modern Dallas Buyers Club.

00:46:56.360 He's just literally going across the border.

00:46:58.160 He's got to get it across the border, and then he's got to give it away for free.

00:47:01.460 That would be base.

00:47:03.180 He gives it away at cost.

00:47:04.640 He sells it exactly how much he buys it for.

00:47:08.400 Yeah, he doesn't make any money off of it.

00:47:10.080 So there are these insulin pins, the pins? 0.99

00:47:12.340 I know we all want to prove how smart we are, but I would really like to hear Shu's counter-argument, because we just hammered her with shit. 0.94

00:47:18.320 Oh, no, I'm just, I'm really curious, I don't really, like, I've never talked to a libertarian about what they think a good healthcare plan is, like. 0.98

00:47:27.660 I feel like that libertarian health care plan is just like, oh, sorry, pull yourself off my bootstraps.

00:47:33.540 No, no, no, it would be mutualism.

00:47:35.100 It would be mutualism.

00:47:35.860 For those that can't get service, we would band together as a community to help. 0.99

00:47:39.300 If we weren't paying half our fucking income in taxes. 0.95

00:47:40.980 Yeah, but do you think people are that selfless and, like, good, though? 0.99

00:47:43.420 Because, like, we have GoFundMe.

00:47:44.280 Yeah, that's how it worked prior to the anchor of tax.

00:47:46.220 Yeah, like, some, a lot of small doctors would do that, yeah. 0.77

00:47:49.700 But, like, people have to, like, try to go viral on fucking GoFundMe to get any sort of help. 0.99

00:47:55.360 But, it's like, if you're not such a cute little kid, nobody's going to give a fuck. 0.99

00:48:00.460 Like, you know what I mean? 0.99

00:48:01.200 Like, how, I don't know.

00:48:02.380 That's right now, though.

00:48:03.100 That's right now, though.

00:48:04.300 It wasn't always like that.

00:48:05.540 It wasn't always like that in the United States, right? 0.91

00:48:07.440 It used to be this really easy to get fucking, insurance was really cheap. 0.88

00:48:11.200 If you didn't have insurance, medical care was really cheap. 0.93

00:48:13.340 And that had nothing to do with government-run health care and everything to do with a free, 0.96

00:48:17.800 I don't say free market to lefties anymore because it just scares them right the fuck off.

00:48:21.520 I like to say consumer-driven market now. 0.87

00:48:24.980 It's the same thing, but it doesn't scare the lefties off as much. 0.94

00:48:28.300 But it is, if you go back to a consumer-driven market where the government doesn't have their fucking hands and everything, 0.99

00:48:33.480 the health care and insurance companies are not going to be subsidized by shit anymore. 0.98

00:48:38.040 They're going to want to make a dollar, and they're not going to be able to make a dollar without giving people cheaper health care. 0.98

00:48:42.800 Period.

00:48:43.040 That's how it was back in the day, and that's what we need to get back to.

00:48:46.720 Grover Cleveland was president, and there was this giant hurricane in Texas,

00:48:50.840 and Congress voted to give $10,000 to farmers in Texas to regenerate their crops or whatever.

00:48:57.920 And he vetoed the bill, and he said, it's not the government's job to bail them out.

00:49:02.240 I am going to personally contribute and start this private fund.

00:49:05.800 And then the United States ended up privately, charitably raising $100,000 and gave it to Texas.

00:49:13.140 Cleveland is based, man.

00:49:14.240 That was like the precursor to the Cajun Navy.

00:49:17.820 Cajun Navy outperformed FEMA, man.

00:49:20.000 Shoot, to give you an idea of kind of the overarching problem that we see, at least from my vantage point,

00:49:25.680 is that the Federal Reserve basically made it so that the government grew to a size that is completely untenable.

00:49:33.140 So you now have, from every layer, you build upon this problem.

00:49:38.260 So now, because the government has subsidized student loans, now doctors have to pay a quarter of a million dollars to go to medical school.

00:49:46.360 That increases costs.

00:49:47.480 Then you have all the regulatory agencies that go into drug production and everything else.

00:49:50.920 Like, all of this in our vantage point is just a product of governance.

00:49:56.100 So that's why we're ANCAPs. 0.93

00:49:58.040 And we believe that capitalism would solve this if the government would get the fuck out of the way and stop taxing us to death and inflating the currency. 0.99

00:50:03.260 So could I, to interject here, my main thing with, like, the Medicare for all thing is having a public option wouldn't be totally impossible if we didn't spend so much metric fuck tons of money on other stupid bullshit. 0.97

00:50:18.420 So, like, my main argument, and I guess Shu might be able to jump off of this, is it would be more possible if, obviously, like, not fully a public system, but more of a single public option would be more possible if we didn't spend, I don't know, $60 trillion on war. 1.00

00:50:32.740 Or some stupid shit. 0.99

00:50:34.220 Like, did you see that plane that we paid for? 1.00

00:50:36.740 It was, like, $1 trillion and it failed?

00:50:39.160 Oh, the F-32 Raptor?

00:50:41.900 The $2,500 pens the Air Force bought.

00:50:45.100 A third of our national budget goes to war.

00:50:47.380 And we're over here going, we need free healthcare in college. 0.99

00:50:51.220 How about we stop the fucking wars first? 0.99

00:50:53.380 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:50:54.380 I think I tweeted this out, like, a while ago.

00:50:56.500 But it's been something I've said for a while.

00:50:58.400 I would rather, if, like, we went back in time to, like, before, you know, like, 2000, and instead of spending all the money we did on war, just literally give that money back to the people.

00:51:11.280 I would take that any day of the week.

00:51:12.900 Just end the wars and still give the money out.

00:51:15.000 Still spend the money.

00:51:16.140 Just don't kill people.

00:51:17.280 I would take that.

00:51:18.620 What about the stimulus bills we've had over the last year and a half?

00:51:21.760 Like, imagine if all of those had just gone to people instead of, like, you know, gender studies in Pakistan and new tanks for Sudan and, you know, corporations or whatever.

00:51:32.420 Like, I mean, where they put the money.

00:51:34.240 Don't forget Israel. 0.95

00:51:35.440 Bro, I got seven kids.

00:51:36.600 I got seven kids.

00:51:37.580 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:51:38.540 My stimulus is going to be great.

00:51:42.000 Oh, wait.

00:51:43.080 You're getting a child tax credit, right? 0.99

00:51:45.380 Yeah, which is really just my own fucking money given back to me. 0.97

00:51:48.600 Like, oh, here, we're so benevolent. 1.00

00:51:50.140 Have your own fucking money back. 0.99

00:51:51.760 Yeah, well, it's like distributed better in a way. 1.00

00:51:56.180 It's like, come on, so you're right.

00:51:57.700 It's my own money.

00:51:59.480 What do you mean distributed better? 1.00

00:52:02.880 It'd be better if they didn't take it out of my fucking paycheck. 0.99

00:52:05.660 In truth, it's my money. 0.99

00:52:08.600 That's untrue.

00:52:09.820 I get taxed a lot.

00:52:10.900 I used to get taxed a lot.

00:52:12.160 I'm paying for those seven kids, all right?

00:52:14.280 Yeah, that's true.

00:52:15.020 The two successful ones in here are Clint and Shue. 0.99

00:52:18.100 That's bullshit. 0.99

00:52:19.440 I make good money, first of all. 1.00

00:52:20.880 I get taxed a fucking lot. 0.99

00:52:22.440 You have seven kids. 1.00

00:52:23.360 You're poor.

00:52:24.300 Before I got all seven kids, I got taxed a lot for a lot of years.

00:52:28.720 Now that I have seven kids, the federal government takes like $5 out of every check.

00:52:31.960 But they used to take a lot more. 0.81

00:52:34.460 And the state still fucks me. 0.98

00:52:35.800 That's how it works. 0.98

00:52:36.440 So the solution is to become a breeder, and that's how you defeat the government?

00:52:40.700 Well, that's what I'm going to breed.

00:52:41.780 I'm going to breed the entire country of libertarians.

00:52:46.060 That's what I'm going to do.

00:52:47.220 I'll say this, Shue.

00:52:48.160 If there was a button that we could hit where it would end all the wars and all of those funds would go towards national health care, we would hit that button.

00:52:55.420 That is our priority is ending the wars. 0.97

00:52:56.940 And I still think it's a terrible option, and I still think that it would not give you the result that you believe it would.

00:53:03.240 But yeah, if I have to choose the two bad paths, I would have to.

00:53:06.460 I'm sorry.

00:53:06.800 Somebody said my mic was very gainy.

00:53:08.400 I think it was because I used filters on OBS, and I forgot to turn my gain down.

00:53:12.140 I'm really sorry.

00:53:12.740 I apologize.

00:53:14.100 What about all the European countries or Canada and stuff like that? 0.99

00:53:18.040 Fake and gay. 1.00

00:53:18.500 That's such a good counter-argument. 0.99

00:53:22.980 They don't actually exist.

00:53:24.580 No, what about it?

00:53:25.660 Okay, so I dated a Canadian for five years.

00:53:29.560 I saw the health care system.

00:53:32.000 Sorry.

00:53:33.280 Sorry.

00:53:33.900 I saw that.

00:53:35.000 Sorry.

00:53:35.760 Sorry.

00:53:36.320 I came too fast.

00:53:37.140 I'm sorry.

00:53:37.460 Literally, you go into emergency or whatever. 0.99

00:53:40.460 The only thing you pay for is a parking ticket, and then you just fucking... 0.97

00:53:44.220 And then that's it. 0.98

00:53:45.020 And then you tell...

00:53:46.100 I would talk to doctors there.

00:53:47.620 They'd be like, yeah, I'm American.

00:53:49.080 They'd be like, oh, I'm so sorry.

00:53:51.220 Right.

00:53:51.660 But then during a pandemic, you fly back to your country, and you're forced into a hotel

00:53:56.920 for 14 days, and you're not allowed to own guns.

00:53:59.280 I don't know.

00:54:00.280 Listen, snow Mexicans really don't have it as well as it sounds like they have. 1.00

00:54:03.980 No, I know.

00:54:04.840 Obviously, Canada has an issue.

00:54:07.500 They're maple monkeys, sir.

00:54:09.940 I was going to say, I live in Detroit, and they drive across the bridge to buy milk

00:54:14.840 because it's like $10 a gallon over there because the taxes are so bad.

00:54:18.560 Yeah.

00:54:18.800 My cousin lived in Montreal, and he drove to Concord, New Hampshire every day to work because

00:54:24.920 it was just better than in Canada, and they moved back because...

00:54:28.440 But we're America, so we can do it better.

00:54:30.980 That's what I'm saying.

00:54:31.240 I agree.

00:54:32.180 Yeah.

00:54:32.300 She got to you with the nationalism.

00:54:35.520 That's how she goes.

00:54:36.580 She's right.

00:54:37.360 We should do it better because we're not as socialist as them.

00:54:39.700 No, no, no.

00:54:40.100 I got my Olympic shirt on today.

00:54:44.040 Oh, so you're a real big supporter of Grace McCollum, right?

00:54:48.560 Oh, my God.

00:54:49.740 Oh, my God.

00:54:52.340 Oh, my God.

00:54:54.060 She does not realize what I was going to do. 1.00

00:54:57.020 God damn. 1.00

00:54:58.420 Anyway. 1.00

00:54:59.980 Yeah, no.

00:55:00.900 What about a public option?

00:55:02.300 No?

00:55:03.460 If it's voluntary, then, you know.

00:55:05.740 What does that mean, though?

00:55:07.080 Okay.

00:55:07.800 We're voluntarious.

00:55:08.880 Yeah, it might be true.

00:55:10.420 This was actually a thing back in the early 20s.

00:55:12.760 There were fraternal societies, and I believe over half of the United States population was

00:55:18.200 part of a fraternal society where they actually did pay dues into basically a big pot, and then

00:55:23.680 they took care of each other.

00:55:25.040 But it was all voluntary until, I believe, whenever the...

00:55:29.520 Like, I think during the Great Depression, they finally went away whenever it was FDR kind

00:55:34.140 I was talking about because they kind of started some sort of socialized health care.

00:55:38.520 Yeah.

00:55:38.760 Shue, are you a national socialist?

00:55:42.500 No.

00:55:44.140 Wow.

00:55:46.100 She dated a Canadian, so...

00:55:48.140 No, no, no, no. 0.51

00:55:50.100 I had to get that one for Garbage Mane.

00:55:51.900 That term is a little tainted.

00:55:54.640 It's got a stigma around it.

00:55:55.800 A little stigma.

00:55:56.080 Just a little bit.

00:55:56.880 But no, to back that up, there's actually a really cool stat.

00:56:02.460 I think it was from 2018, where the amount of private charity almost exactly matched government

00:56:08.200 welfare spending, and that's even under taxation.

00:56:11.020 I think it was like 52 million in government welfare spending and like 50 million in private

00:56:15.540 charity, which is crazy.

00:56:17.340 I didn't even know it was that much, but probably it's like all the Mormons just dumping money. 1.00

00:56:21.220 I saw a thing once, and it was saying, okay, so let's, that charity, so they put up how

00:56:30.880 much money has gone to administration costs between charity and the government health care,

00:56:36.560 and it was just like 80% of the money given to the government is lost during administration

00:56:41.920 fees, and then like only 20, it was like an inverse, like of 20% were lost in administration

00:56:48.520 fees with private charities.

00:56:50.300 So it was like even more efficient to get out to people.

00:56:54.600 So what do you think about Ron Paul?

00:56:56.900 Yeah, what do you think?

00:56:57.720 Oh, Ron Paul was like my, I think Obama was like one of the first talk to people that

00:57:06.440 I like.

00:57:07.580 You're covering your microphone, I think.

00:57:09.780 Yeah, your microphone's slowly dying on you.

00:57:11.400 She dropped it into water. 1.00

00:57:14.120 She was measuring, she was measuring a stick to ass. 0.99

00:57:16.840 Okay, wait, is this better? 0.99

00:57:20.800 Yeah, it's better.

00:57:21.540 Yeah.

00:57:21.700 Okay.

00:57:22.300 You were slowly going underwater.

00:57:23.920 Oh, I don't know what happened.

00:57:25.880 Um, no, but like back when I wasn't very political, and I was just like, Obama seems cool.

00:57:31.260 Like Ron Paul was the other guy.

00:57:32.540 I was like, oh, Ron Paul seems cool.

00:57:34.000 You were so close to taking the right path.

00:57:35.960 Oh, man.

00:57:37.160 You have no idea how close you were.

00:57:39.480 One of us.

00:57:41.060 Yeah.

00:57:41.420 Then Bernie happened.

00:57:42.180 I was like, oh, this dude's cool.

00:57:44.160 Okay, so about Bernie.

00:57:45.000 I think me and Clint got to see him live just a couple days ago, so.

00:57:47.600 He endorsed me last year, if you can believe that.

00:57:50.360 Really?

00:57:50.900 Yeah.

00:57:51.220 I got like a three-minute video endorsement from Ron Paul. 0.99

00:57:56.980 I gave him a blowjob in Y'all Revolution, so whatever. 0.96

00:58:00.100 Every time I look at the chat, I just see something awful, and then Jose immediately looking high. 0.99

00:58:05.500 Every time.

00:58:06.680 Every time. 0.99

00:58:07.060 Clint, Clint, you're one of the Dave Smith, by the way, with that Ron Paul blowjob, so. 0.97

00:58:12.140 Yeah, Dave didn't want to do it. 0.97

00:58:13.360 He was like, oh, Carol, Carol, blah, blah, blah.

00:58:15.240 I was like, yeah, whatever, dude.

00:58:16.060 Didn't like, that was the Young Liberty thingy?

00:58:19.260 Yeah, Young Liberty.

00:58:20.140 Okay.

00:58:20.860 Didn't like, Ron Paul like, pretend he wasn't there, and then he showed up?

00:58:24.340 Like, that's really cool, yeah.

00:58:25.360 How do you know about this?

00:58:26.680 Oh, okay.

00:58:27.680 What's my tweet?

00:58:28.720 Dude, he showed up.

00:58:29.780 Dude, Frillo, Frillo.

00:58:30.840 He showed up, and Pit Vipers said the N-word, and blamed it on Jeffrey Duff.

00:58:37.600 Okay.

00:58:38.260 No, I have eyes everywhere in all different communities. 0.99

00:58:41.040 Holy shit. 1.00

00:58:42.280 She still works for the NSA, man. 1.00

00:58:44.100 She lied to us. 0.98

00:58:45.360 Yeah, she's a part of the NSA. 0.88

00:58:47.000 Yeah, I tweeted out that video live, so.

00:58:49.060 You saw it?

00:58:49.680 Oh, no.

00:58:50.180 Yeah, I haven't seen it, but I heard, like, everyone was like, oh, Ron Paul, yeah. 0.99

00:58:55.180 Damn. 0.98

00:58:55.560 Well, I did want to ask about Bernie. 0.98

00:58:56.980 So, why was Bernie such a big thing for you back in 2016?

00:59:01.200 Well, because he had, like, that, like, so, the first video I ever saw of Bernie was, well,

00:59:08.260 first of all, I took an online test.

00:59:09.720 Who would you support? 0.99

00:59:10.560 I was like, who the fuck is Bernie Sanders? 1.00

00:59:11.860 That's who I got. 0.99

00:59:12.460 It was, like, 90%.

00:59:13.420 I'm like, who's this?

00:59:13.980 Yeah, I'll side with that.

00:59:15.340 Yeah, yeah.

00:59:16.440 That's such a great, by the way.

00:59:18.280 I took mine.

00:59:19.060 It's great.

00:59:19.860 Are you a generic white woman? 1.00

00:59:21.080 You might like Bernie Sanders.

00:59:23.720 That's from me.

00:59:25.560 So, then I went, like, to YouTube, and I was like, Bernie Sanders.

00:59:28.800 One of the first videos I saw was that speech he did on the floor where he's talking about

00:59:33.000 war, and he's like, who's going to attack us?

00:59:35.940 Like, who are you waiting for?

00:59:37.240 Have you ever seen that?

00:59:38.000 It's, like, extremely based.

00:59:39.240 Very, very cool.

00:59:39.920 Yeah, it's very Ron Paul energy.

00:59:41.180 I'll give you credit.

00:59:41.780 I've never, I never saw a politician talk about, besides, you know, Ron Paul or whatever.

00:59:46.720 I never saw someone, like, have that energy.

00:59:49.640 I was like, this is really cool.

00:59:51.040 He's, like, an anti-establishment guy.

00:59:52.760 Again, this was back when my politics was feminism is annoying, and, like, guns are bad. 1.00

01:00:02.800 Like, it was weird.

01:00:03.780 So, like, from there, yeah, and I just, like, went down the rabbit hole of, like, social

01:00:13.020 democracy, I guess.

01:00:14.460 And, I don't know.

01:00:15.440 I really liked him.

01:00:16.160 So, I always say that if I didn't find Bernie first, I probably would have fallen down the 0.99

01:00:24.200 Trump thing, because Trump also had that, like, fuck the establishment energy. 1.00

01:00:28.240 And I feel like my dumb ass would have gotten, like, sucked into that. 1.00

01:00:32.420 You're the self-proclaimed bimbo populace. 1.00

01:00:34.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:00:35.660 Well, I'm glad that Bernie found, I found Bernie first.

01:00:41.080 So, you might not like this question, but do you think Trump or Bernie is more of a liar? 0.92

01:00:48.340 Oh, Trump. 0.97

01:00:49.240 Oh, God.

01:00:49.960 Absolutely.

01:00:50.640 So, Bernie's, like, spineless, and he's kind of, like, a pushover. 1.00

01:00:54.400 But Trump just flat out fucking lies. 1.00

01:00:57.320 He'll get on stage, he'll be, like, you know, doing all his fake populism shit, and then 1.00

01:01:02.660 he just governed, like, a normal neocon. 0.99

01:01:05.220 Like, besides...

01:01:06.060 Bernie Sanders has more houses than me, and you were upset with me. 0.99

01:01:08.820 Okay, that is such a fucking boomer gotcha. 0.98

01:01:12.240 Can we just talk about this free house? 0.99

01:01:13.720 Please.

01:01:14.960 Do you not think that people who have money could also help, like, care about issues that don't

01:01:23.560 just affect them?

01:01:25.040 You just said you would kill me because I have too much money.

01:01:27.800 Does he, though? 0.51

01:01:28.400 Yeah.

01:01:28.740 That was a joke, but, like, you know what I mean?

01:01:31.320 Serious shoe now.

01:01:32.700 Serious shoe now.

01:01:34.500 Okay, okay, fair enough.

01:01:35.700 Fair enough, fair enough.

01:01:36.500 Okay, yeah, like... 0.99

01:01:37.280 I have no problem with him being a fucking con artist that gets rich off of politics. 0.99

01:01:40.800 I think it's great. 1.00

01:01:41.800 He has three houses, like a...

01:01:43.540 Okay, he has one in D.C.

01:01:45.640 Like a normal U.S.

01:01:46.440 He has one in D.C. because he works there.

01:01:48.860 Then he's got, like, this little-ass log cabin lake house.

01:01:51.600 Right, you gotta have a vacation house, obviously. 0.96

01:01:53.080 You can't bang your mistress in your own house. 0.98

01:01:56.140 But he is so much less rich than, like, so many people.

01:01:59.460 Like, that's not fair.

01:02:00.420 Sounds like absentee property to me.

01:02:02.280 I would say it sounds like absentee property to me.

01:02:04.220 Okay, if someone's, like...

01:02:05.780 If someone's, like, we gotta help the poor, and you're like, but I see you're not poor

01:02:10.740 yourself, gotcha.

01:02:11.680 Like, what is that?

01:02:12.540 Well, that's the whole thing that's going on with Jimmy Dore right now, where they're

01:02:14.640 like, Jimmy Dore owns a house.

01:02:15.780 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

01:02:18.020 Bernie, that was so explicit, was it was the millionaires and billionaires, and then he... 0.99

01:02:21.560 No, shut up. 1.00

01:02:22.260 I know what's coming. 0.99

01:02:23.500 He became a millionaire with his book.

01:02:26.420 Yeah.

01:02:26.920 Rita's actually a boomer. 1.00

01:02:28.220 Don't even...

01:02:29.020 Okay, listen.

01:02:29.760 Listen, I'm going to debunk this now, right?

01:02:31.440 Okay?

01:02:32.240 Debunked.

01:02:32.920 I'm listening.

01:02:33.500 Debunked with facts and logic, right?

01:02:35.040 So, like, he got on Fox News, and they did that gotcha, like, aren't you a millionaire? 0.99

01:02:42.200 And Bernie was like, fuck yeah, I sold a book. 0.98

01:02:43.920 It did great. 1.00

01:02:44.640 Like, fuck you. 1.00

01:02:45.640 Like, he was just like... 1.00

01:02:46.860 Because he's not against people making money.

01:02:49.740 Like, he's not against that.

01:02:51.140 He just wants, like...

01:02:52.720 To be where most of the first world is.

01:02:58.060 So, I don't know.

01:02:58.940 That's the first world.

01:03:00.680 If he legit did that, that's kind of basic.

01:03:02.480 If he just went on Fox News, like, yeah, I'm rich, bro. 1.00

01:03:04.560 Fuck you. 1.00

01:03:04.980 Oh. 1.00

01:03:06.240 Wait a minute, bro.

01:03:07.100 I don't see what was going on Fox News.

01:03:09.160 Because in 2016, he talked about the millionaires, and then he just stopped in 2016.

01:03:12.480 That's not true.

01:03:13.340 That's a lie.

01:03:14.800 That's such a... 1.00

01:03:15.460 That's a fucking meme. 1.00

01:03:16.580 No, he changed it to billionaires. 1.00

01:03:19.840 I watched it.

01:03:20.620 I saw it.

01:03:21.380 I work in national politics, okay?

01:03:23.240 I watched it.

01:03:23.540 His policies still affect millionaires, though.

01:03:25.720 Sure.

01:03:26.180 But he stopped talking about them.

01:03:27.380 That's all I said.

01:03:27.820 Yeah.

01:03:28.220 Okay.

01:03:28.660 You know what?

01:03:29.140 Okay.

01:03:29.680 Now, he did stop.

01:03:31.500 He used to say the top 1%, and he did change the top 1 tenth of 1%.

01:03:36.540 That did happen.

01:03:37.640 Wait a minute.

01:03:38.020 And you can't lie about that one.

01:03:39.200 He was the 1%. 0.97

01:03:40.620 No, he quit because he's a part of the 1%. 0.92

01:03:44.280 He is.

01:03:45.340 He definitely is.

01:03:46.320 But if he truly believed what he's talking about as far as redistributing the money that

01:03:52.260 the top 1% owns to the bottom 99%, wouldn't he want to do that globally and not just within

01:04:00.900 the U.S.?

01:04:01.940 Is he a national socialist?

01:04:03.540 He's a national socialist for sure.

01:04:05.160 That's a good question.

01:04:06.180 Are you more of the national side, or are you the global socialist revolution?

01:04:11.520 I'm like a protectionist and stuff like that.

01:04:14.220 Okay.

01:04:15.020 She's a match, Soch. 0.96

01:04:17.040 Yeah.

01:04:18.660 I want to take Shu's side a little bit here and piss off my audience a little bit.

01:04:23.400 I think in a lot of regards, Bernie is the socialist.

01:04:26.520 Nazis are cool. 0.99

01:04:27.180 All 12 of them.

01:04:28.500 Bernie is the socialist what Rand Paul is to end caps.

01:04:32.300 Yes.

01:04:32.620 I've made that point three times.

01:04:35.080 They're like cool.

01:04:36.500 They're like... 1.00

01:04:37.540 Well, they suck. 1.00

01:04:38.240 And they're anti-war and... 1.00

01:04:40.600 I don't know. 0.99

01:04:41.560 It's fucking... 1.00

01:04:41.920 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1.00

01:04:44.360 Bernie voted for the Iraq war.

01:04:48.220 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:04:48.580 No, no, no.

01:04:48.980 He voted for the 98 Liberation Act.

01:04:51.060 Yeah.

01:04:51.280 Oh, it was a Liberation Act.

01:04:52.580 I will be honest.

01:04:53.520 I'm biased towards Rand, but I'm an ANCAP.

01:04:56.780 Oh, now you're an ANCAP? 0.99

01:04:58.020 You're not a fucking agorist anymore? 0.98

01:04:59.580 I see agorist as a subset of ANCAP. 0.99

01:05:02.320 No.

01:05:02.500 Let's not get that far in a theory.

01:05:04.100 I thought you were eagolist, Jose. 0.97

01:05:05.500 What the hell?

01:05:06.040 I thought we were also eagolists.

01:05:08.160 I always get Rand Paul and Ron Paul like mix up.

01:05:10.860 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:05:12.400 Whoa, boo. 0.97

01:05:13.040 No.

01:05:14.040 No.

01:05:14.760 Wait.

01:05:15.540 Wait, do not like Rand.

01:05:16.540 Wait.

01:05:17.380 No, seriously.

01:05:18.060 Rand is like a great Republican.

01:05:20.360 He's like the best senator.

01:05:22.520 That's it.

01:05:23.180 You know, but Ron Paul was actually like consistent.

01:05:27.000 I'm not even joking, and Clint can back this up.

01:05:30.180 I straight up said that if they had a Q&A for Ron Paul, I would have walked up and asked

01:05:34.260 if he was disappointed in his son.

01:05:35.880 Yeah.

01:05:37.160 Who's ready to do that?

01:05:38.780 I don't know anything about Rand Paul.

01:05:41.280 I like Rand on a lot of things.

01:05:43.300 Rand will do really good for like four months and then just do something so bad. 1.00

01:05:47.360 You're like, what the fuck? 0.99

01:05:48.700 Like when he tweeted being mean to the police has consequences. 1.00

01:05:54.100 Oh, yeah.

01:05:54.440 Or when he votes or when he fought the anti-lynching bill, which I agreed with. 1.00

01:06:00.420 That was a bullshit bill. 0.97

01:06:01.300 But then he votes for Lloyd Austin for Secretary of Defense. 1.00

01:06:05.240 It's like, dude, what fucking hills are you dying on? 1.00

01:06:08.120 Like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:06:08.940 Like, that was the hill to die on right there, not the fucking- 1.00

01:06:11.800 Yeah. 0.99

01:06:12.080 Somebody definitely took the apple off the tree and gave it a little chuck.

01:06:15.820 Well, it fell off.

01:06:16.820 I had it on a boat and then went to the North Pole.

01:06:18.980 I have a very important question, though.

01:06:20.600 This is the main thing I've always wanted to ask you.

01:06:23.100 So, the Tucker Carlson simping, meme or real?

01:06:28.520 You'll never know.

01:06:29.980 You'll never know.

01:06:31.400 It's good if you don't know.

01:06:36.100 I simp Tucker recently.

01:06:39.700 I do.

01:06:40.100 I'm not going to lie.

01:06:40.940 So do I.

01:06:41.680 I do lately.

01:06:42.580 Only because, look. 0.99

01:06:43.420 Look, at Fox in a sea of shitheads, Tucker is really good on war. 1.00

01:06:47.920 Like, really fucking good on war. 1.00

01:06:49.300 Now he is. 0.97

01:06:50.000 He didn't always-

01:06:50.780 Of course not.

01:06:52.060 He corrected his opinion on Jillian Assange.

01:06:56.120 Shout out Jimmy Dore for doing that.

01:06:57.960 And he's also against the vaccine passports, so I have to give him respect. 1.00

01:07:00.700 Well, yeah, and he's a fucking dumbass on, like, everything else. 1.00

01:07:05.320 No, he's like, he'll say base shit and then, like, feel off. 1.00

01:07:09.280 He's really bad on the drug war. 1.00

01:07:11.200 Like, really bad on the drug war.

01:07:12.660 For sure.

01:07:13.160 And on immigration. 1.00

01:07:15.320 Are you a fuck the police or a defund the police or a we need police? 1.00

01:07:21.380 I'm a we need police, but we need to reform the police, because I think, like, the police 1.00

01:07:26.640 are, like, a fucking mob. 0.99

01:07:27.840 Like, the way that they act. 1.00

01:07:29.920 They protect each other.

01:07:30.960 They're, like, you know.

01:07:32.980 That's for 212-12.

01:07:35.460 Boiled pigs.

01:07:36.660 That's-

01:07:36.820 I think it's loaded.

01:07:38.540 Of course it is.

01:07:39.200 What are you?

01:07:40.600 Are you guys, like, a boss of the police?

01:07:43.280 Privatize.

01:07:43.980 Privatize.

01:07:44.300 Oh, God.

01:07:45.300 Literally, I'm a Mick police.

01:07:47.540 Literally, I'm a Mick police.

01:07:49.260 Yes.

01:07:49.880 The Mick police is, yes.

01:07:51.380 No, I'm even-

01:07:52.120 I'm the annoying lefty here.

01:07:53.500 Magnus is farther than that.

01:07:55.060 Way farther.

01:07:55.380 Yeah, I'm the annoying lefty here.

01:07:57.160 I'm, like, abolish police.

01:07:58.720 100%.

01:07:59.280 I'm just for personal defense.

01:08:01.640 Community policing?

01:08:02.840 Is that your-

01:08:03.480 Yes.

01:08:03.780 I'm a big, like, YPG simp.

01:08:05.880 I'm a big Rehovah simp. 1.00

01:08:07.620 Well, yeah.

01:08:08.340 There's really a difference there.

01:08:09.580 I mean, we'd all say that.

01:08:12.020 Right.

01:08:12.860 I'm more in the abolish police camp, too.

01:08:16.040 Well, if you were to privatize it, who's to say it wouldn't look more like what Magnus

01:08:19.700 is describing?

01:08:21.380 Yeah, that's what-

01:08:22.440 I'm a big fan of the Black Panthers.

01:08:24.720 I'm a big fan of- 0.99

01:08:25.020 What the fucking Robocop universe over here? 0.99

01:08:26.820 Like, that's what I'm talking about. 1.00

01:08:29.520 It's like the stupid open borders versus private borders thing. 1.00

01:08:32.740 It's the same fucking thing. 1.00

01:08:33.920 Just, like, abolish the police and private borders. 1.00

01:08:36.040 It's the same thing.

01:08:37.260 Oh, you never-

01:08:38.020 Yeah, you never heard of private borders?

01:08:39.980 What does that mean?

01:08:41.720 It's basically-

01:08:42.660 Yeah.

01:08:43.480 It's basically, like, everybody just has their own property, so if you want Mexicans to 1.00

01:08:47.220 come over your land, okay, whatever, but-

01:08:49.540 I like how you just write for the Mexicans.

01:08:51.420 Well, that's where they're coming from.

01:08:53.320 Yeah, what about the snow Mexicans, Fat Dave? 1.00

01:08:56.160 No, they're not allowed.

01:08:57.420 They're not sending their best.

01:08:58.700 My only status position is we annex Canada.

01:09:03.280 It has to be-

01:09:04.200 It has to go.

01:09:04.620 No, no maple monkeys, man.

01:09:06.180 They're faking A.

01:09:07.600 Canada needs to go back to England, for sure, right now, right away.

01:09:12.220 I don't know.

01:09:12.620 England is true hell world right now. 1.00

01:09:14.800 Those poor son of a bitches. 1.00

01:09:15.960 I don't know if it's worse than Australia, man. 1.00

01:09:17.620 Those- 1.00

01:09:17.920 They're fucked. 1.00

01:09:18.820 They are fucked. 1.00

01:09:19.300 Yeah, Australia does be fucked. 1.00

01:09:20.500 They deployed the military on those poor son of a bitches. 1.00

01:09:22.920 Yeah, they're fucked. 1.00

01:09:23.540 And then in France, they got motherfuckers carrying around AR-15s, making sure that you got your 1.00

01:09:27.920 COVID passport to get fucking coffee. 1.00

01:09:30.520 It's a FAMAS. 1.00

01:09:31.420 I'm the gun nerd here.

01:09:32.560 It's a FAMAS.

01:09:33.360 My bad.

01:09:33.880 My bad.

01:09:34.580 It was a FAMAS.

01:09:35.140 See, that's like all the right-wing people who like simple police super, super hard. 0.99

01:09:40.880 It's like, what do you think is going to happen if they start doing the COVID mandate shit here? 1.00

01:09:46.100 The police are going to fucking crack your skulls. 0.99

01:09:48.700 Well, do you want to hear? 0.99

01:09:50.060 So this is my little conundrum for lefties and righties. 0.99

01:09:53.980 Righties, who do you think are going to enforce all the fucking policies? 1.00

01:09:57.920 That you hate, like gun control, like COVID vacs, passports, all this shit. 1.00

01:10:01.980 Lefties, who do you think is going to enforce all of your fucking policies that you want? 1.00

01:10:07.040 Your fucking taxes, your fucking forced vaccine mandates, all that shit. 1.00

01:10:11.620 So like one side wants to abolish the police or completely defund the police, but they need the police to enforce their fucking policies. 1.00

01:10:17.860 And the other side wants to ramp up militaristic police, but those are the same people that are going to fuck them in the ass. 1.00

01:10:24.400 So it's like, which one, you know, like, but the sides don't know what the fuck they want. 1.00

01:10:29.060 Either that or they don't understand how they're going to get it, in my opinion. 0.98

01:10:32.160 They both think the cops are on their side.

01:10:33.780 Yeah.

01:10:34.300 Right.

01:10:35.220 Yeah, no.

01:10:36.480 That's a mistake.

01:10:37.300 The cops are on the state side only.

01:10:39.060 Yeah, they're both okay with authoritarianism if it is in the manner that they want. 1.00

01:10:45.560 Yeah, fascist fuckers. 1.00

01:10:48.360 Total oasis. 1.00

01:10:49.240 Yeah.

01:10:49.640 Fascism is the merger of corporate and state power.

01:10:52.360 I mean, that's what it is.

01:10:53.160 Yeah.

01:10:53.860 We have gotten way too into big brain territory.

01:10:56.260 This is not Tower Power Hour content.

01:10:58.100 All right. 0.98

01:10:58.740 I was like so worried that you guys were going to be like debate people because I'm so fucking bad at debate. 0.92

01:11:03.360 This is more debate territory than normal. 0.81

01:11:06.060 Literally, someone could be like, yo, the sky's orange.

01:11:10.520 It's not blue.

01:11:11.200 And I'd be like, oh, yeah, maybe you're right. 0.79

01:11:13.100 Like, I'm so fucking – there's not – me yelling to you guys about Bernie was like the closest to confrontational that I've ever – 0.74

01:11:23.080 We wanted to chill out. 0.96

01:11:26.600 And then we had a guy in our mentions who was like, hey, man, ask her about the economic calculation problem.

01:11:31.740 I saw that.

01:11:32.240 We're like, we're not going to ask her about the ECP. 0.99

01:11:34.740 What the fuck even is that? 0.98

01:11:35.500 I don't know. 0.99

01:11:35.940 I don't know.

01:11:36.900 While we're on the subject.

01:11:38.540 Listen, that question is like so advanced. 0.99

01:11:43.100 For people like, why the fuck – what the fuck are you even – like half the people on this podcast don't even know what the fuck that is. 0.98

01:11:48.820 Well, you see the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this and she needs to account for it. 0.99

01:11:54.340 And that'll change a little fucking show there. 1.00

01:11:56.580 Is that your John Waldenberger voice or – 0.99

01:11:58.580 Yeah, that's pretty close. 1.00

01:11:59.760 You told me to eat suck dicks. 1.00

01:12:02.320 Did you see he said he wants to press charges for that meme that came out? 1.00

01:12:05.580 He's like, what if they think that's really me at the Charlottesville crowd?

01:12:09.800 That's the same – listen. 0.96

01:12:11.240 That's the same guy that got on a fucking public LNC meeting call and said, Joshua Smith, throw him out of the Libertary Party. 1.00

01:12:18.180 He told me to eat and suck dicks and he called us nerds. 1.00

01:12:22.120 And now he wants to sue over a meme. 1.00

01:12:24.480 This is like over her head.

01:12:25.860 Sorry. 0.99

01:12:26.120 She's like, what the fuck is going on? 0.99

01:12:27.280 Everybody else knows. 0.99

01:12:28.980 I'll bring it back.

01:12:30.760 I'll bring it back.

01:12:31.600 All right.

01:12:31.740 I got – this is related to what we're talking about.

01:12:34.200 Go ahead.

01:12:34.760 I noticed that shoe doesn't have a shoe on her head. 1.00

01:12:37.520 Curious.

01:12:38.420 Oh, really?

01:12:39.120 Oh, you really got her there.

01:12:41.360 There's no shoes around me.

01:12:42.820 I'm too late.

01:12:43.220 No shoes even in the room. 0.97

01:12:44.740 What the hell?

01:12:46.140 It's a shoe. 1.00

01:12:46.640 We have all these stupid fights all the time in the Libertarian world. 1.00

01:12:49.660 Like, we all hate each other. 1.00

01:12:50.980 And it seems like the left has that too.

01:12:53.280 Like, there's always –

01:12:54.120 Oh, God.

01:12:54.340 I mean, we sort of dabble in it a little.

01:12:56.380 Like, we pay – Jimmy Dore will release the video and then Sam Seder will do something.

01:12:59.920 And then Vosh will do something.

01:13:01.540 But what's that like over there?

01:13:02.800 What's going on?

01:13:03.360 You guys seem like you're a mess too.

01:13:04.780 Just never-ending infighting.

01:13:07.140 Never-ending. 1.00

01:13:08.420 It seems from the outside in, the right has their shit together. 0.99

01:13:12.300 They all somehow – sometimes. 0.99

01:13:15.040 Sometimes there's – no?

01:13:16.220 That's not?

01:13:16.660 Okay.

01:13:17.000 This must be like a thing of like each side sees the grass is greener on the other side.

01:13:21.240 Because the whole time, like, the right will be like, the left wants this.

01:13:26.280 Wait.

01:13:26.540 They're like, they – they are a hegemony that wants this one thing.

01:13:31.620 So, like, the main thing lefties fight about is, like, I'm more left-wing than you.

01:13:39.460 Wait.

01:13:39.900 You guys too, I'm more libertarian.

01:13:41.380 Same thing, yeah.

01:13:42.460 I'm more than a libertarian than you.

01:13:43.460 You're not a real libertarian.

01:13:44.620 You're not a real libertarian.

01:13:45.200 Yeah.

01:13:45.660 That's what we hear all the time. 1.00

01:13:46.920 It's so pathetic. 0.98

01:13:48.340 It's like, oh, you're that much, like, on the political group. 0.99

01:13:50.900 It's like one square over.

01:13:52.280 It's over.

01:13:53.140 It's over. 0.99

01:13:53.600 That's why, like, me, Clint, and Reed did the whole Unity thing because we're like, hey, guys, like, they're fucking killing all of us and bombing all of the – like, every country in the world and crazy shit is happening. 1.00

01:14:03.620 Can we stop bickering about ignorant, stupid shit for five seconds? 1.00

01:14:07.060 And it worked for, like, half a second. 1.00

01:14:08.760 That's not sweet, Josh.

01:14:09.260 No, I'm sorry.

01:14:09.500 Yeah. 0.97

01:14:09.820 And it worked for, like, half a second and then the LP Unity shit immediately fell the fuck apart. 1.00

01:14:15.200 So it's like, fuck. 0.99

01:14:16.780 Well, this is why I was – I was going to – I brought this up. 0.99

01:14:19.920 I tried to bring it up earlier.

01:14:21.060 But I had this meme, and it was Murray Rothbard, and back in the 90s, he wanted to unify with David Duke.

01:14:27.080 And everybody was like, but he's, like, a KKK, and he's a populist, and he, like, wants this, and he's like, but he's against the wars.

01:14:33.620 Like, he hates the wars, so he's good in my eyes.

01:14:36.460 So let's, like, get with him. 0.94

01:14:38.440 Anybody that hates against these wars, we'll get with them, and we'll stop the wars first, and then we can bicker about whatever bullshit, like, whatever nationalized healthcare or, you know, tranny bathrooms. 0.99

01:14:49.320 Who gives a fuck? 0.99

01:14:50.100 Like, let's stop killing kids first. 0.99

01:14:54.080 My saying has always been I'll work with anybody who wants to roll the state back anywhere as long as they're not advocating adding more states somewhere else. 0.99

01:15:01.000 Like, that's all I give a fuck about. 0.98

01:15:02.520 If you want to end the wars, but you're not advocating to fucking more authoritarian policy, I'll work with you. 0.99

01:15:07.900 If you want to roll back taxes, I'll work with you.

01:15:10.120 If you want to roll back the war on drugs, I'll work with you. 1.00

01:15:12.200 I don't give a fuck what fucking books you've read. 0.99

01:15:15.580 And I just want to roll back the state where I can. 1.00

01:15:18.080 So I think that's the most important.

01:15:19.240 Frederick Douglass, I'll unite with anyone to do good and no one to do bad.

01:15:21.300 Exactly.

01:15:21.960 Based unity gang.

01:15:23.540 Based unity gang.

01:15:24.840 All right.

01:15:25.180 All right.

01:15:25.460 Let's bring this back to pee-pee poo-poo. 1.00

01:15:27.240 Okay? 0.98

01:15:28.940 Dick and fart jokes. 0.97

01:15:30.140 Way too in big brain territory. 0.99

01:15:31.580 All right.

01:15:31.960 Shoo. 0.51

01:15:32.280 This is more up your alley, being a white woman. 1.00

01:15:34.620 Maybe not so much.

01:15:35.640 It's a little bit economic in a sense.

01:15:37.240 So, I mean, you might struggle with it. 0.99

01:15:38.840 But what would you consider to constitute a unit of fuck? 0.99

01:15:44.040 Does she have a man there to give her her answer? 1.00

01:15:47.720 Yes.

01:15:48.040 Right? 1.00

01:15:48.420 A unit of fuck. 1.00

01:15:50.220 And it sounds like a simple question. 0.99

01:15:53.140 But once you define it, it has implications.

01:15:55.860 So, depending on your answer. 0.99

01:15:57.400 So, what constitutes a unit of fuck? 1.00

01:16:00.140 Like, if you were to be like, that was a fuck, what would it be? 0.99

01:16:03.580 Well, like, the better phrasing of this, I think, is when do you consider sex to have 0.99

01:16:07.400 taken place?

01:16:08.640 Oh.

01:16:10.480 Oh.

01:16:10.960 This is not a great question, by the way.

01:16:14.340 Please, God.

01:16:15.320 Let's not go there, buddy.

01:16:17.660 We've already answered this question on the show before. 0.99

01:16:20.140 God damn it. 0.98

01:16:20.460 I just wanted to put that out. 0.99

01:16:22.100 I don't know.

01:16:23.060 It's a good question, too, though.

01:16:24.380 I mean, I heard in your last video you're a horn.

01:16:26.040 You haven't gotten laid in a while.

01:16:27.180 So, you know.

01:16:27.760 Weren't you married?

01:16:30.440 What happened?

01:16:31.660 I was engaged.

01:16:33.160 No, legit.

01:16:33.760 I think it's an easy question. 0.98

01:16:35.160 But someone was on this show legit saying that it's not considered sex unless you cum. 0.95

01:16:40.020 So, there's crazy answers. 0.96

01:16:41.300 Wait. 1.00

01:16:41.980 Fucking crazy shit. 1.00

01:16:43.180 I think, I guess, I guess when there's, I guess when you insert, but also, like, lesb- 1.00

01:16:48.100 I don't know.

01:16:48.980 Exactly.

01:16:49.520 Oh, she got it.

01:16:50.400 She gets it.

01:16:51.840 She gets it.

01:16:52.400 I don't know what it is. 1.00

01:16:52.980 Lesbian sex is imaginary. 1.00

01:16:54.540 It's not real. 1.00

01:16:55.580 It's fake and gay. 1.00

01:16:56.680 It's fake and gay. 1.00

01:16:59.360 Definitionally. 0.97

01:17:00.400 I don't know.

01:17:01.100 I don't know.

01:17:01.780 That's a good question, right? 1.00

01:17:03.460 It sounded like the stupidest thing I've ever heard when you said it. 1.00

01:17:06.700 But now that I'm thinking about it, okay. 0.99

01:17:09.000 So, I don't believe Jose's-

01:17:10.360 That should be our tagline for the show. 0.99

01:17:11.720 It sounds like the stupidest thing you've ever heard, but after I think about it. 0.99

01:17:14.880 Well, Jose brings it up. 1.00

01:17:17.900 He was just like, if I had sex with my wife, but I didn't come, and the next day you want 0.75

01:17:22.980 to have sex again, and she was like, no, we had sex last night. 0.94

01:17:24.780 And you're like, we didn't have sex last night. 0.89

01:17:26.720 I didn't even come. 1.00

01:17:28.580 I'm like, this is bullshit. 0.99

01:17:31.380 Exactly. 0.99

01:17:31.920 I mean, that's legit.

01:17:33.100 That's what-

01:17:33.480 I think that's-

01:17:34.060 That's Jose's- 0.99

01:17:35.340 I mean, even then, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck. 0.99

01:17:38.640 Wait a minute. 0.99

01:17:40.040 Wait, when is there a situation where the man doesn't come? 0.99

01:17:42.700 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.98

01:17:44.240 Uh, whoa. 1.00

01:17:46.080 Joe just exposed himself.

01:17:47.560 Plenty of those. 1.00

01:17:47.920 What the fuck? 1.00

01:17:49.400 Boobies feel like bags of sand. 1.00

01:17:51.500 Have you never had a whiskey dick? 1.00

01:17:54.600 Coke dick? 1.00

01:17:55.200 Like, come on. 1.00

01:17:57.080 I'm a very virile man, okay?

01:17:59.520 Okay.

01:18:00.020 You just come fast. 1.00

01:18:00.640 Shut up. 1.00

01:18:00.780 Let's get you an eight ball on that nose. 1.00

01:18:02.080 Yeah, I'm a one-pump chump. 0.87

01:18:04.040 That's what you're saying. 0.90

01:18:06.060 I'm too drunk for this.

01:18:08.080 I should have a drink.

01:18:09.060 I have to go to work at 4.30 in the morning.

01:18:10.720 That's why I'm drinking water right now. 0.99

01:18:12.620 Coward. 0.98

01:18:13.660 You never answered, though, Shu. 1.00

01:18:14.920 Like, when did you do it?

01:18:17.500 I don't know.

01:18:17.600 I said it was penetration.

01:18:19.900 Penetration?

01:18:21.800 So, you're anti-LGBTQ.

01:18:23.800 I got it.

01:18:24.920 No, no, no.

01:18:25.660 Okay, it's when the privates touch.

01:18:27.500 All right, there you go.

01:18:28.500 When privates touch?

01:18:29.640 There you go, yeah.

01:18:30.360 So scissoring counts.

01:18:32.140 Scissoring counts.

01:18:32.740 So, all else doesn't count as sex, according to Shu.

01:18:35.200 So, just the tip does, then.

01:18:40.580 I don't know about you, but I do not count a handy as sex.

01:18:44.200 Yeah, handy is typically a letdown, is what it is.

01:18:48.640 Yeah, I mean, like, fine.

01:18:49.840 I mean, I guess I'd rather you do it than me, but, I mean, I don't know.

01:18:53.220 I don't really care.

01:18:53.920 Look, if I gave a handy, I wouldn't count it as sex, though.

01:18:59.320 No.

01:19:01.340 Politics. 1.00

01:19:01.660 Women jerk off dicks like, fucking, they're unruly ferrets. 1.00

01:19:04.980 Yeah. 1.00

01:19:05.940 They don't have a clue what they're doing.

01:19:07.700 It's true.

01:19:08.380 It's very true.

01:19:09.300 We were just like, you're doing great, babe.

01:19:11.140 You're doing great. 0.62

01:19:12.000 As the resident gay man, I will protest to that.

01:19:16.520 What does that mean? 0.87

01:19:17.660 I thought you were bi.

01:19:19.880 I've had a lot more of one than the other.

01:19:21.780 Oh, okay.

01:19:22.600 So, I've skewed in that direction.

01:19:25.040 What does it say? 1.00

01:19:25.720 You build a thousand bridges, you're a bridge builder, you suck one dick? 1.00

01:19:28.620 Like, I've tilted in that direction, unfortunately. 1.00

01:19:38.220 Jesus fucking Christ. 0.99

01:19:39.300 Hey, Clint, you were in- 1.00

01:19:40.140 This is the Special Olympics of a podcast, for sure.

01:19:42.720 Hey, Clint was in the same bed as me like three days ago, okay?

01:19:45.660 So, I'm exposing him right now.

01:19:46.940 Whoa, Clint, what did you feel like when the beards touched?

01:19:51.300 It's an open relationship, right?

01:19:52.580 I mean, you're on the road.

01:19:53.480 What am I supposed to do? 0.99

01:19:54.880 Am I supposed to wait while you go fucking drop your freight? 0.98

01:19:57.420 No, I'm going to drop my freight and magnets. 0.99

01:19:59.400 As long as you're ready to roll when I show up, I don't care, Clint.

01:20:02.080 Do whatever you do.

01:20:03.580 And if there's one thing you know about me, always ready to roll.

01:20:06.040 You're ready to roll. 0.95

01:20:07.840 Hey, didn't you guys want to talk about bathwater class theory or some shit like that? 0.94

01:20:11.140 Oh, yeah. 0.72

01:20:11.660 That's that other ethot, dude. 1.00

01:20:14.020 No, no, no, no.

01:20:14.840 So, if-

01:20:15.880 Well, it was-

01:20:16.500 I think Jose could answer this, because he's the one that came up with the tower.

01:20:19.600 When we towered Chu originally, which is what got her to notice us to begin with,

01:20:24.200 probably in like April or something,

01:20:25.680 and the tower was sell us your bathwater,

01:20:27.800 which I thought was pretty clearly a Bella Delphine reference.

01:20:31.060 And I don't really know why exactly.

01:20:34.240 It's that dolphin chick. 1.00

01:20:35.620 I mean, I guess just because it was funny?

01:20:37.140 I don't know.

01:20:38.760 Jose might be able to answer that.

01:20:40.080 I have no idea.

01:20:40.900 I mean, I was inspired.

01:20:42.220 Bella Delphine was like mechacapitalist. 1.00

01:20:44.480 It paid off.

01:20:45.720 Yeah.

01:20:46.020 I mean, we played the long game, though.

01:20:47.760 It's Bella Delphine, though.

01:20:49.260 No, she made- 1.00

01:20:50.220 She made- 0.98

01:20:50.660 She made- 0.98

01:20:51.560 No, Bella Delphine made a tweet where she's like,

01:20:54.360 someone asked her about communism,

01:20:55.700 and she's like, 0.99

01:20:56.260 I'd never get this rich under communism or some shit. 0.97

01:20:59.160 It was like- 0.99

01:21:00.520 Yeah.

01:21:01.240 I really feel like the takeaway for all young men from this episode should be,

01:21:04.520 if you really just like send really strong vibes

01:21:07.660 and just continually do it for months,

01:21:09.520 eventually it'll pay off.

01:21:10.580 That's really what you should take it.

01:21:11.800 Retarded vibes. 0.96

01:21:13.120 Like-

01:21:13.880 It's like consistently and persistently harassed.

01:21:17.680 Yeah.

01:21:18.300 Find a line and it'll go beyond it.

01:21:20.980 Tower power becomes pickup artist.

01:21:23.240 Do not give up.

01:21:25.220 Right.

01:21:25.540 And then have your artist buddy just do an artistic rendition of like whatever he-

01:21:31.120 Right.

01:21:31.620 Actually, that would be my question.

01:21:33.600 That would be my question.

01:21:34.640 What convinced you to come on this train wreck hitting a plane crash,

01:21:38.440 hitting a dumpster fire?

01:21:39.520 That's my question.

01:21:40.540 Or must- 0.98

01:21:41.300 It just like wouldn't leave me the fuck alone, first of all. 0.95

01:21:44.400 That's not true, by the way. 0.96

01:21:47.580 No, I'm just kidding.

01:21:48.340 No.

01:21:48.680 I was like, okay, they seem funny.

01:21:50.580 So whatever.

01:21:51.040 I just like literally just vibe with whoever can banter.

01:21:54.800 So it's like, I don't really care what their political affiliation is. 0.91

01:21:58.960 If you can like just fucking joke online, then I'll just like- 0.98

01:22:01.420 That's a great question. 0.99

01:22:02.400 Hell yeah.

01:22:02.840 I was-

01:22:03.220 Well, I was looking up today.

01:22:04.380 I was just like, what podcast has she been on?

01:22:06.700 And it was like, like 70,000 subs, 100,000 subs. 1.00

01:22:11.220 And I was like, oh fuck. 0.99

01:22:12.260 Bro, the last thing I watched with you was you playing Words with Friends or something 1.00

01:22:20.020 like that with fucking Sargon of Cod. 0.98

01:22:22.200 It was like Cards Against Humanity with like Sargon of Cod. 0.99

01:22:24.460 Oh my god, that was like-

01:22:26.380 Forever ago.

01:22:28.300 No, like 2015.

01:22:30.400 Yeah.

01:22:30.940 Sargon is exactly the energy I'm talking about.

01:22:33.060 Sargon's all right.

01:22:34.340 This is a great comment. 0.99

01:22:35.380 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane. 1.00

01:22:38.240 It's true. 0.99

01:22:39.020 It's true.

01:22:40.160 It's true. 1.00

01:22:40.860 There was another good fuck, marry, kill there. 1.00

01:22:43.200 AOC, Belle Delphine, or Brandy Love. 1.00

01:22:45.160 That was a good one.

01:22:46.980 Who's Brandy Love? 1.00

01:22:48.900 Like one of the most famous MILF porn stars in the world. 0.99

01:22:51.160 Right.

01:22:51.360 She's well known for like getting kicked out of like Turning Point USA recently.

01:22:54.480 Oh my god, wait.

01:22:55.580 That's that woman. 1.00

01:22:56.980 Okay.

01:22:57.620 She's coming on my show on the 30th, by the way. 0.99

01:22:59.600 No shit. 0.99

01:23:00.240 Yeah. 0.99

01:23:00.960 Are you coming too? 1.00

01:23:02.040 No, I'm getting married next year, you fucking idiot. 1.00

01:23:05.200 This seems like an easy fuck, marry, kill, isn't it? 1.00

01:23:08.860 Like, seems pretty fucking easy. 1.00

01:23:12.660 Marry AOC because she's rich. 1.00

01:23:15.160 No, you got to kill that one, man. 1.00

01:23:16.280 No, you're killing AOC. 1.00

01:23:17.620 Brandy's a trad chick with fucking experience with that. 1.00

01:23:20.800 Belle is way richer than AOC. 1.00

01:23:23.420 You know, dude, you know, I would fuck Belle Delphine because I don't want to deal with 1.00

01:23:27.200 her any more than that. 1.00

01:23:28.380 I would marry the one with the mommy milkers and then I would obviously kill AOC. 1.00

01:23:33.300 Toad would come if he blew on him right. 1.00

01:23:35.400 For me, I have to kill Brandy Love because she was going, she was going to go with Turning 1.00

01:23:41.120 Point and we fucking annexed their booth at YAL because I hate fucking Turning Point so 1.00

01:23:45.680 much. 0.98

01:23:46.020 Yeah, but, but, but, but here's the thing.

01:23:47.880 Uh, they turned her away and, and jaded her so you can, you can save her.

01:23:53.320 She made, she reached out in the first place.

01:23:55.360 It's the one drop rule.

01:23:56.400 One drop of Turning Point is done.

01:23:58.340 Have y'all, have you guys seen that dancing video of AOC though? 1.00

01:24:01.480 Like, I know she has like fucking donkey's face, but like, dude, them fucking, those fucking, 1.00

01:24:06.440 those bouncers, dude, they're something. 1.00

01:24:08.800 I think he's cute.

01:24:10.120 I think I was really cute. 1.00

01:24:12.020 Jose, fuck you. 1.00

01:24:13.900 So long into it, man. 1.00

01:24:15.060 You're not even Mexican. 1.00

01:24:16.040 You called yourself Jose.

01:24:17.260 Exposed.

01:24:17.880 I'm making love to AOC and I'm converting her to Ancapistan. 1.00

01:24:21.320 So that's fine.

01:24:22.880 Bro, she's going to redistribute your wealth so quickly. 1.00

01:24:28.340 Clint's the resident rich person here.

01:24:30.140 So he can speak to that.

01:24:31.740 Yeah. 1.00

01:24:31.920 I'm going to fuck, I'm going to fuck AOC, but I'm going to make love to her because I 1.00

01:24:34.700 need to, I need to like teach her our ways. 1.00

01:24:37.040 And then when she realizes that capitalists can fucking tear it down. 0.99

01:24:43.080 Jesus. 0.98

01:24:44.140 Clint, you are not helping us out here at all.

01:24:46.100 Jesus. 0.99

01:24:46.360 I don't really give a fuck. 1.00

01:24:48.020 It's my dick. 1.00

01:24:48.540 I will, I will, I will protest. 1.00

01:24:50.520 This man is no different in person.

01:24:52.420 Yeah.

01:24:52.740 There's nothing fake about Clint.

01:24:54.620 I was there.

01:24:55.500 I witnessed it.

01:24:56.580 A hundred percent.

01:24:57.460 Okay.

01:24:58.020 I get to meet Clint in October.

01:25:00.080 So. 0.64

01:25:00.520 Do we have any more, do we have any more dick and fart jokes or. 0.90

01:25:03.040 Well, I did want to ask, I did want to ask if she was ever going to think about leaving 0.99

01:25:07.660 New York just because that's a cool shit that is happening in New York. 0.98

01:25:11.040 It's your democratic socialist. 0.98

01:25:12.820 I moved like up to upstate New York, like in the mountains for like a year, which was

01:25:18.700 kind of nice.

01:25:19.500 Um, were you close to, were you close to Watkins Glen or something like that?

01:25:24.340 Don't talk to yourself, but.

01:25:26.280 I was like super far up there, like eight hours from where I am now.

01:25:29.680 Nice.

01:25:29.960 Um, I want to, I want to like live in Colorado or something.

01:25:34.900 Okay.

01:25:35.740 All right.

01:25:36.920 Blue cheese or ranch dressing?

01:25:38.580 Psychedelics, man.

01:25:39.700 Ranch.

01:25:41.160 No, gone.

01:25:42.380 Wait, hang on.

01:25:42.800 Hang on.

01:25:43.100 Are you, are you part of the anti, are you part of the anti mayo action or the pro mayo action?

01:25:48.640 Pro mayo.

01:25:49.460 Mayo's good.

01:25:50.140 Done.

01:25:50.480 No longer a fan.

01:25:51.600 Unsubscribe.

01:25:53.380 Unsubscribe.

01:25:55.080 Well, see, magic center.

01:25:56.380 I love.

01:25:57.480 Magic center.

01:25:58.240 Black. 0.93

01:25:58.760 And you make the mayo ketchup.

01:26:00.620 It's good.

01:26:01.280 Oh my God.

01:26:02.300 Yeah.

01:26:02.400 Mayo ketchup.

01:26:02.960 And without capitalism. 0.99

01:26:03.840 You are, you are lethally white. 1.00

01:26:05.800 She's a mayo monkey. 1.00

01:26:07.140 It's very spicy, but it's good.

01:26:10.260 Without capitalism, the mayo chup would never be made.

01:26:13.520 All right.

01:26:13.700 We're getting, we're getting a little long with two theories.

01:26:15.560 You guys got any other good questions for Shu while we have her here?

01:26:18.680 If not, we'll try out a wrap.

01:26:19.940 The bathwater question I thought was.

01:26:21.320 Oh.

01:26:21.620 Yeah.

01:26:22.280 I don't know.

01:26:22.840 I feel like we never asked it.

01:26:24.140 Yeah.

01:26:24.500 I feel like we could.

01:26:24.980 Well, my question was, once the bathwater goes,

01:26:28.740 goes down the drain, can you still claim ownership to it?

01:26:31.900 Ooh.

01:26:35.140 Because like, what if you decide you want to sell it after that?

01:26:38.620 It's gone.

01:26:39.380 It's in the sewer.

01:26:40.680 Really?

01:26:41.460 Well, what if you had.

01:26:42.700 It's not necessarily gone.

01:26:44.000 You can definitely trap it.

01:26:45.260 Well, what if you had like a really expensive ring that you accidentally flushed down the drain?

01:26:49.700 Is that different from the bathwater?

01:26:51.040 Well, it would still be yours.

01:26:53.560 Yeah, but how could you recollect the bathwater and separate from the other water?

01:26:58.360 No, it is very easy.

01:26:59.620 Okay, so there's literally, I'm going to go civil engineer here. 1.00

01:27:02.440 Jesus fuck, Fat Dave. 1.00

01:27:03.900 Fucking nerd. 1.00

01:27:05.580 I'm sorry I asked. 1.00

01:27:07.400 Unless you're on a low pressure system, which is like you have a grinder pump outside your house.

01:27:11.600 You all have gravity sewer that goes into the manholes.

01:27:14.300 Well, there are actual service lines that pop in there, just a PVC line that comes in,

01:27:19.580 and you can literally just put a bucket underneath and it'll fall right in.

01:27:22.300 But it would also be everything. 1.00

01:27:24.360 So you're shit, you're piss. 1.00

01:27:25.540 You're really overestimating New York, bro. 1.00

01:27:30.820 Okay, before you leave, has your opinion changed on ANCAPs at all?

01:27:36.020 Uh, yeah.

01:27:37.340 You have more of a.

01:27:38.680 That was unenthusiastic.

01:27:39.880 You have more of a grounded ideology.

01:27:44.540 Jesus Christ.

01:27:45.740 Hey, hey, hey, hey.

01:27:46.700 Sorry to listen.

01:27:47.820 Let her answer.

01:27:48.460 Yeah, I'm racist against ANCAPs.

01:27:50.080 Um, you have more of like a grounded ideology than I assumed.

01:27:54.960 I thought it was just, let's all live in the RoboCop universe.

01:27:58.560 But, um.

01:27:59.680 Which is fake.

01:28:00.200 Yeah, yeah.

01:28:01.000 So, I don't know.

01:28:01.880 That's my takeaway.

01:28:03.120 That is interesting.

01:28:04.080 I wish I was smarter so I could like debate.

01:28:07.780 And like.

01:28:08.820 No, no.

01:28:09.880 No, take it from us.

01:28:10.760 Like, we watch like.

01:28:12.120 So, like there's libertarian debates all the time. 1.00

01:28:14.040 They fucking blow. 1.00

01:28:15.300 Like every one of them blows. 1.00

01:28:17.060 And I'm not.

01:28:18.660 Yes, every one of them blows.

01:28:19.900 I don't care.

01:28:20.680 Yeah.

01:28:20.840 Like, I can't watch them. 0.99

01:28:22.080 I think everyone here would rather find what we agree upon than debate me, bro bullshit. 0.99

01:28:27.060 I debated Neocon and it fucking put me on the map. 0.99

01:28:29.460 So, I disagree. 0.98

01:28:30.200 That was a good one.

01:28:30.440 Yeah, I disagree too. 1.00

01:28:31.380 Fat Dave is a retard who doesn't read. 1.00

01:28:33.100 So, I'm sorry. 1.00

01:28:35.020 You debate those that deserve it.

01:28:36.880 Neocons are unredeemable. 1.00

01:28:38.160 So, I have my question.

01:28:41.220 Shu, whenever you're going to. 0.90

01:28:42.200 I spam you constantly with my end the damn wars protest in D.C. 0.98

01:28:45.500 Oh, I liked it. 0.99

01:28:46.980 Oh, I liked it.

01:28:48.680 You liked it.

01:28:49.680 I got canceled for it there.

01:28:51.580 Of course, Shu is like talking to these boogling boys. 0.99

01:28:54.720 The boog is a mixture.

01:28:59.360 Listen, the boog is a mixture of ANCAPs, mutualists, anarcho-communists.

01:29:03.580 I mean, it's like a big mix of people.

01:29:06.060 But that's the thing.

01:29:07.140 I saw your video of doubling down on the hard R.

01:29:10.980 Okay, so you can retweet my anti-Warmart, Shu. 0.96

01:29:14.400 Oh, that's my fiancee dropping fucking super chats during the show. 1.00

01:29:20.300 Go ahead, drop it. 0.99

01:29:20.620 Go ahead, drop it.

01:29:21.060 With my money.

01:29:22.780 Well, of course, the only person who's going to call you by your full name is either your

01:29:26.580 fiancee or your mom.

01:29:28.420 Yeah, it's my fiancee dropping super chats.

01:29:30.480 Who is this girl? 0.99

01:29:31.520 Her name's Shu on head.

01:29:32.320 She's famous, sweetie.

01:29:33.120 It's okay.

01:29:33.460 We have kept Shu far, far longer than I expected her to give us her time.

01:29:36.920 So I want to just thank you very much, Shu.

01:29:38.420 I hope that we didn't traumatize you.

01:29:40.740 We're actually much nicer people than we may have experienced.

01:29:43.460 No, this was funny.

01:29:44.280 Yeah, this was interesting and funny.

01:29:45.980 Thank you.

01:29:46.540 Thank you very much.

01:29:47.460 Thank you.

01:29:48.180 And we're looking forward to seeing Valsh on the next episode.

01:29:50.740 So that's my really good question.

01:29:51.040 Yeah, yeah.

01:29:52.220 Let's let Shu drop a plug if you like it, even though you don't need it.

01:29:55.180 Oh, go to my channel, Shu One Head, and watch my Hell World 4.

01:29:59.880 Get an idea of some of the things, I believe, probably.

01:30:03.780 The Hell Worlds are pretty good. 0.92

01:30:05.100 They are pretty fucking funny. 0.98

01:30:06.360 Like, so many of your audience was like, oh, she's a lefty. 0.98

01:30:09.520 She's going to be offended by the...

01:30:11.360 It's like, okay.

01:30:12.420 Period.

01:30:13.820 Yeah, we all have our, like...

01:30:17.500 That's the low bursts to us. 0.99

01:30:20.280 Those guys are the low bursts to us of the fucking... 0.99

01:30:22.820 I could tell right away after watching your Hell World series that you were, like, 0.99

01:30:27.100 you were one of our people.

01:30:28.200 You definitely have a sense of humor, and that's really all we ask.

01:30:32.540 I'm telling everybody that Shu On Head is a mutualist from now on.

01:30:36.800 Yes, base Shu On Head.

01:30:40.520 We're going to get you to read some What Is Property, I think, at some point.

01:30:44.340 Yeah, maybe not.

01:30:45.380 Anyways, thank you so much, Shu.

01:30:46.540 You can bounce out anytime.

01:30:47.600 We're going to go around and do our plugs.

01:30:48.880 So thank you so much.

01:30:50.120 If you guys want to follow me, I am at Liberty Lockpot on Twitter.

01:30:53.560 Liberty Lockdown Podcast on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, everywhere else.

01:30:57.000 So if you'd like to subscribe, Fat Dave and Toad, give your Twitter handles,

01:31:01.240 and then we'll go around for the guys to the shows.

01:31:03.480 Literally, Fat Comic Dave on Twitter.

01:31:05.360 And then also, follow the Tau Power.

01:31:08.060 I know we have a bunch of people in here to follow us. 0.99

01:31:10.280 We do shit like this all the time. 0.98

01:31:12.040 Next week, we have... 0.99

01:31:13.660 I'm not going to butcher his name.

01:31:15.020 So what's his name?

01:31:15.940 You never remember his name.

01:31:17.060 We have Christian Conservative Comedian, not Dave Smith this time.

01:31:22.160 Jason Cave is on next week.

01:31:24.120 And then we have a good lineup of guests coming up after that, assuming we don't fill in some

01:31:28.480 other days.

01:31:29.020 We got Mark Clare coming up, assuming the NFL doesn't bring him in for whatever.

01:31:34.220 And we got Tho Bishop and Neocon Remover the week after that.

01:31:38.760 Neocon Remover is awesome. 1.00

01:31:40.100 Fuck yeah. 0.99

01:31:40.600 So that's all happening. 1.00

01:31:42.740 So Tau Power, and I'm at Anarcha Toad on Twitter.

01:31:48.860 Rick?

01:31:49.960 Yeah.

01:31:51.240 I have the Naturalist Capitalist podcast on YouTube, Spotify, all the places.

01:31:58.700 It's an audio podcast now, too.

01:32:00.220 I usually upload them two weeks later.

01:32:01.840 So I've got Peter Schiff coming up, Abby Martin, Tulsi Gabbard.

01:32:07.380 So stay tuned for those.

01:32:09.060 And then we've got the Four Horsemen on Sunday with Ryan Dawson, Eric Jackman, and Sean Atwood.

01:32:15.200 So check in for that.

01:32:16.160 When are you going to have me on Four Horsemen, Reed? 0.99

01:32:18.240 Go to hell. 1.00

01:32:18.800 You keep bothering me to do it. 1.00

01:32:23.180 Josh?

01:32:24.300 Yeah, you guys can check me out at youtube.com backslash fightthedespots.

01:32:29.500 That's where you'll find my show, Break the Cycle, streamed to YouTube live five days a week,

01:32:34.880 Monday through Friday.

01:32:36.020 Or you can listen to the audio on all of the podcast apps.

01:32:40.380 Or you can check me out on Odyssey, which is probably where we will end up if I keep having the kind of shows that I've been having.

01:32:47.340 Oh, yeah.

01:32:48.160 I am on Odyssey now, too, by the way.

01:32:50.740 Oh, yeah.

01:32:51.400 Someone thinks you should be on a Four Horsemen episode.

01:32:54.120 Socialist, too.

01:32:54.880 So Jose.

01:32:55.440 No Way Jose.

01:32:56.480 I'm at Galison Jose is my Twitter handle.

01:32:58.640 I have the No Way Jose podcast.

01:33:00.820 I'm on YouTube.

01:33:01.520 Also, I'm on the major podcatchers.

01:33:04.040 I just recorded an episode.

01:33:06.120 It's available on my Patreon at patreon.com.

01:33:07.920 It's just No Way Jose 2020. 0.74

01:33:09.080 I did an episode with fucking Popular Liberty and Ace. 0.87

01:33:13.680 And we were kind of critiquing Popular Liberty's theory of arquetropism. 0.93

01:33:17.100 I'm much more of a theory nerd.

01:33:19.020 I am on Friday.

01:33:19.740 I'm recording with Thaddeus Russell doing Emma – breaking down Emma Goldman's essay in the Anarchist Handbook.

01:33:26.300 This is part of my Anarchist Handbook series, which I just did Dave Smith before for Murray Rothbard.

01:33:31.900 And before that, Magnus was my first guest for Sterner.

01:33:34.900 So – and you guys should all go spam Shu to get her on for Louis Ling.

01:33:38.680 It's a very low commitment.

01:33:39.960 I know she's a white woman, but it's like four pages.

01:33:41.840 I think she can handle it.

01:33:42.980 I really feel like she exudes Louis Ling very well.

01:33:45.720 If you guys know who that is, go look into him.

01:33:47.380 Yeah, she comes in and then just ducks out after, you know, bombing the show. 1.00

01:33:51.760 It blows her jaw off with a blasting cap. 1.00

01:33:54.260 I don't mean that in a bad way.

01:33:55.800 I think she's a great one for that. 0.99

01:33:57.680 And, yeah, that's it.

01:33:58.180 That's all I got.

01:33:58.740 So go ahead, Magnus.

01:34:00.360 Yeah, so I'm Panvidia Magnus on Twitter.

01:34:04.220 I'm Magnus Panvidia on YouTube.

01:34:06.760 I run the Unity or Death podcast. 0.98

01:34:08.880 I just had – the whole thing I do is I get a bunch of lefties and righties on my show to agree on a bunch of shit. 0.95

01:34:14.360 It's super cool. 0.98

01:34:14.940 And I'm running the End the Damn Wars protest in Washington, D.C. on the 20th anniversary of September 11th.

01:34:22.040 We're going to have some people from the Green Party there.

01:34:24.140 We're going to have some people – Scott Horton speaking.

01:34:26.880 Spike Cohen is going to be there.

01:34:28.840 Julian Assange people are going to be there.

01:34:30.220 It's going to be super awesome. 1.00

01:34:31.360 We're going to yell at Joe Biden while he's at fucking work, calling him a warmongering murderer. 1.00

01:34:35.360 It's going to be great. 1.00

01:34:36.500 So check that out.

01:34:38.120 And, yeah, that's me, Boogboy.

01:34:39.740 Thank you guys for checking us out.

01:34:41.580 Make sure you subscribe to Tower Power Hour. 0.87

01:34:43.620 We bring on guests that are way out of our fucking class, and I don't know how we do it, but this is what we do. 0.94

01:34:49.720 So check us out. 0.94

01:34:52.800 See you guys.

Tower Gang - August 13, 2021

Ep 26 - Community Bathwater w⧸ shoe0nhead

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