Tower Gang - Ep 25 - Noodle Dinger w⧸ Shaine Scalph

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00:00:16.660 All right, everybody.

00:00:17.420 Welcome back to Tower Power Hour.

00:00:18.800 We are here with the new father, the Hoppitarian himself, Shane, the rooftop half Korean scalf. 1.00

00:00:25.720 How's it going, Shane?

00:00:26.360 We got also Cole and Toad in the building and myself coming back from YAL.

00:00:30.880 We could talk about that if you guys would like.

00:00:32.660 But, Shane, how are you doing this evening, brother?

00:00:35.600 I am doing well. 0.99

00:00:37.360 I have all these masks on for people who are like, what the fuck is that guy wearing? 0.99

00:00:41.500 Why are you wearing all those masks? 1.00

00:00:42.700 Well, he just wants to make sure he doesn't give us the fucking virus. 0.99

00:00:44.900 I mean, very kind of you. 0.99

00:00:46.320 I just thought he was wearing his child's diaper.

00:00:49.000 If it saves one life.

00:00:50.880 Yeah, that's true.

00:00:51.700 Then, I guess, once I start sexually harassing people, that's when people really start. 0.98

00:00:58.160 So, what happens if I kill myself because you're wearing all these masks? 0.95

00:01:02.060 Does that count as you not saving a life? 0.96

00:01:05.380 I mean...

00:01:06.500 I'm sorry.

00:01:06.980 That was not a good joke.

00:01:08.060 You're going to pull your head off and they're going to be like, oh, he died from COVID, by the way. 0.96

00:01:13.500 I'm wondering Shane's going to kill himself having all those masks on. 0.88

00:01:16.460 He won't be able to breathe.

00:01:17.400 He'll just pass out during the broadcast.

00:01:19.440 Yeah, like, to break the fourth wall, are you going to be taking those off during the show?

00:01:23.040 Because I would kind of like you to, if you wouldn't mind.

00:01:27.020 Yeah, yeah.

00:01:28.080 Let's do it right now.

00:01:30.460 You're going to suffocate.

00:01:33.020 I really hope it's a...

00:01:35.040 He takes them off.

00:01:36.220 It's actually me.

00:01:38.420 Three just came off.

00:01:42.240 So, and then here's another one.

00:01:44.740 Wait, can you highlight Top Loves' comment, please?

00:01:47.660 No, he's...

00:01:48.660 Oh, man.

00:01:51.140 I'm sorry, bro.

00:01:52.120 I told you.

00:01:53.880 Backstage...

00:01:54.320 Before we came off.

00:01:55.660 Oh, he's even got one of those!

00:01:57.480 Yeah, he's got an in-mask, man. 1.00

00:02:00.020 I'm going all out, motherfucker. 1.00

00:02:01.920 I'm going all out. 1.00

00:02:03.500 Are you going to post...

00:02:04.700 So, afterwards, are you going to post, like, the nurses whenever they're posting those bruises around their face?

00:02:09.640 Just post that and be like...

00:02:11.660 Hi, Nico.

00:02:12.420 I'm whining on Twitter. 1.00

00:02:13.080 Is that, like, fucking retarded? 1.00

00:02:15.100 Maybe they've had... 1.00

00:02:15.640 Hey, do you guys have, like, a marker or something?

00:02:17.320 A purple marker, actually, in fact.

00:02:19.500 Yeah, give that to me, and I'll put it on my face.

00:02:21.380 And, oh, my gosh.

00:02:22.480 I can't...

00:02:23.060 Oh, man.

00:02:23.780 I love you, nurses.

00:02:24.840 You guys are doing so much... 0.98

00:02:25.960 Like, they weren't doing their job fucking two years ago. 0.99

00:02:28.660 All of a sudden, now they're fucking doing their work. 0.99

00:02:30.720 Oh, thank you, nurses. 0.99

00:02:31.580 I really appreciate it.

00:02:32.840 Yeah, the best...

00:02:33.360 That is something to talk about.

00:02:34.440 Like, whenever you hear this, it's like, oh, yeah, everybody's wearing all... 0.99

00:02:37.200 But an argument for all this PPE, you know, wearing all this shit, is that, well, surgeons wear it. 0.99

00:02:45.700 But it's like, why have we never seen surgeons being like, bro, look at what this shit's doing to my nose and my eyes and my face? 0.99

00:02:52.060 I'll tell you what's up. 0.98

00:02:52.860 I wore a respirator, like a full fit.

00:02:54.720 The one y'all saw me probably post a picture of today. 0.99

00:02:56.700 I wore that fucking thing every day, multiple times a day for my job. 0.95

00:03:00.820 And I know it's not, like, a long-term thing. 0.99

00:03:02.380 But that thing goes on a lot tighter because it's supposed to be sealed because it's a chemical, you know, protectant. 1.00

00:03:07.420 And it didn't do that to your fucking face. 0.99

00:03:10.500 So are you suggesting that these nurses and these hospital workers are... 1.00

00:03:14.240 Are you saying that they're lying? 1.00

00:03:16.160 I would never accuse any medical worker of being a scumbag, lying piece of shit human being 1.00

00:03:24.060 that just wants to have a little bit more followers on TikTok or Twitter. 1.00

00:03:27.520 I would never, never say that about any nurse.

00:03:29.700 I would never advocate for any nurse to put more masks on than are able to breathe through.

00:03:35.360 And then we'll talk about saving lives, you know?

00:03:39.940 Never would I advocate anything like that.

00:03:42.100 I would never say the same for teachers.

00:03:44.520 I'm just going to put that out there.

00:03:45.700 Oh, that was fun.

00:03:47.520 Oh, was that a good one?

00:03:48.740 Yeah, too bad I was at Yale, man.

00:03:50.100 What a segue.

00:03:52.700 There you go.

00:03:54.040 Well, now we have two segues.

00:03:55.600 Are we talking about...

00:03:57.820 It's a better segue than Slurp Gang. 0.99

00:04:02.060 Slurp Gang caught and literally went,

00:04:03.920 Segway! 0.99

00:04:04.880 And then started talking about the next fucking thing. 0.99

00:04:07.040 And they didn't actually have like a segue coming to the picture or something? 0.97

00:04:10.940 Since I am the guest, I wanted to say before we get into the really important and the meat of this episode...

00:04:17.480 Shut it down.

00:04:18.240 Shut it down.

00:04:18.880 So, I just wanted to say that I do appreciate you guys for having me on.

00:04:25.100 I know that you've had some heavy hitters on your episode, on your show, you know, such as Dave Smith.

00:04:32.260 He was episode 23.

00:04:33.420 You had Adam Nutter on episode 24.

00:04:35.660 You've done podcasts with Chrissy Mayer and Carol Roth.

00:04:39.380 Episode 3 was Maj Terrell. 1.00

00:04:41.060 What the fuck? 0.99

00:04:41.680 And now, episode 25, you have Shane Scalf. 0.99

00:04:47.340 That's right.

00:04:49.020 I was going to say...

00:04:50.060 I don't know what we're thinking, man.

00:04:55.840 Yeah, you guys are going down, down, down.

00:04:57.980 Dude, whenever we first started the podcast and then we magically got Maj Terrell on, we're like, wow, we peaked on episode 3.

00:05:05.060 There's no...

00:05:05.680 We literally hit the top and then now it's just like downhill from here.

00:05:10.100 Unfortunately, it's gotten...

00:05:11.280 Like, we've even gotten some better...

00:05:12.560 Like, having Dave on, having, like, being on Chrissy Mayer.

00:05:15.660 It was all great, but...

00:05:17.100 The greatest hits list is going to contain Anthony Samaroff, you think?

00:05:21.780 Yeah, and then...

00:05:22.660 It'll definitely go down in Tower Power history.

00:05:25.240 I'll give it that.

00:05:25.860 And then after, you know, at least it's scheduled as of now, you're going to have Shuan Head on at number 26.

00:05:32.000 So I'm, like, sandwiched in between these, you know, Dave Smith, Adanar, and Shuan Head.

00:05:35.460 And I'm like, oh, episode 25, oh, skip that one. 0.99

00:05:37.640 Fuck that. 0.99

00:05:38.780 Yeah, that's why we're not on our game tonight. 1.00

00:05:41.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:05:42.700 So I appreciate you guys for having me on.

00:05:44.200 Thank you.

00:05:45.380 No, that's great, man.

00:05:46.320 Thank you for being here.

00:05:47.800 Hey, we don't really have anybody on.

00:05:49.260 We don't care.

00:05:49.800 Like, this...

00:05:50.740 We didn't make this podcast just to have on the heavy hitters.

00:05:53.340 Like, we literally just made it on to have on the people that we like and talk to on Twitter already, so...

00:05:57.460 Yeah, we need to have some black Hebrew Izzy lights on. 1.00

00:06:00.620 Oh, that's going to be a good one.

00:06:02.440 That's what we need to.

00:06:03.960 It's good.

00:06:04.600 You know the ones that were...

00:06:06.100 When...

00:06:06.780 What was it?

00:06:07.540 The... 1.00

00:06:07.940 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:06:08.500 What was the... 1.00

00:06:09.040 Oh, our first fucking... 1.00

00:06:10.380 God damn it. 1.00

00:06:10.980 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:06:11.240 We actually got some. 1.00

00:06:13.500 They let you...

00:06:16.200 I can't believe they let you type that.

00:06:17.720 They're so strict.

00:06:18.460 I couldn't...

00:06:19.080 Dude, I couldn't...

00:06:20.000 I tried to do a super chat on Michael Malice's stream.

00:06:22.100 It wouldn't let me type sperm.

00:06:24.680 What?

00:06:26.000 Yeah.

00:06:26.500 Yeah, dude.

00:06:27.180 I tried to do one on Josh Smith's stream, and it wouldn't even let me type nigger. 1.00

00:06:31.500 I don't know why.

00:06:32.360 Oh, God.

00:06:33.460 First...

00:06:34.100 Are we past five minutes?

00:06:35.840 Okay.

00:06:36.100 Yes, we are.

00:06:36.620 I looked at the clock.

00:06:38.780 Wow. 0.99

00:06:39.500 Not cock. 0.98

00:06:40.460 Clock. 0.94

00:06:41.720 Of course.

00:06:42.640 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:43.380 I can't believe they let you type that.

00:06:45.300 Yeah.

00:06:45.600 I tried to type because that was the question I...

00:06:47.560 Like, whenever Malice streams, I try to do a question that makes him cringe, and it didn't really work.

00:06:52.100 He actually seriously considered it. 0.98

00:06:53.720 I said, what do you think cicadas make your cum taste like? 0.97

00:06:58.440 But I had to type it... 0.98

00:06:59.960 I had to type it coom. 0.98

00:07:01.560 Like, so you type cum, and it says... 0.99

00:07:04.040 No, you're sending messages. 1.00

00:07:05.540 I'm like, fuck. 1.00

00:07:06.380 Then I typed seed star M, and it didn't work. 1.00

00:07:10.040 So then I typed sperm, and then it didn't work.

00:07:12.100 So I put coom, and he knew what that meant.

00:07:14.500 And he actually autistically thought about it for a second.

00:07:17.840 He said, they eat a lot of leaves, don't they?

00:07:19.300 So it would probably make it taste kind of bitter.

00:07:21.080 Like, he actually kind of thought about it and talked about it for a second. 1.00

00:07:23.740 I was like, fuck. 1.00

00:07:24.440 I just want him to cringe at me again. 0.99

00:07:26.520 Wait, are Superchats actually gone now?

00:07:28.700 Yeah, I wrote Superchats already.

00:07:30.280 I don't know if Jose's joking or not.

00:07:33.640 No, I think he's just saying... 0.99

00:07:35.040 Yeah, he's just fucking... 1.00

00:07:35.840 Yeah, I think he's obviously fucking with us. 1.00

00:07:37.660 He's Jose. 0.99

00:07:38.460 Okay, listen.

00:07:39.800 Jose, you're very familiar with the level of autism on this show.

00:07:42.660 You can't make jokes that people could take literally at face value.

00:07:45.460 Please don't do that.

00:07:47.060 Yeah, we can't infer tone over the internet, especially when we're autistic. 0.92

00:07:51.100 What the hell?

00:07:52.180 He has a lift, so you've got to give him a break. 0.70

00:07:55.200 Oh.

00:07:56.920 But the reason why you can say queef and not sperm, though, is because of feminism. 1.00

00:08:02.020 That's definitely why. 0.99

00:08:03.720 But, yeah, apparently sperm is evil. 1.00

00:08:05.520 Oh, evil sperm. 1.00

00:08:06.740 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:08:06.980 And our boy, Omoy, is telling us he's gay. 0.62

00:08:09.400 We already knew that.

00:08:10.240 And you guys are getting some really awesome super chats.

00:08:16.480 Hey, Justico.

00:08:19.100 Where is the Hoppa intro?

00:08:20.660 Oh, wait.

00:08:21.100 This isn't...

00:08:21.380 I'll do the Hoppa intro. 1.00

00:08:22.700 You can kill... 1.00

00:08:23.560 You can... 1.00

00:08:24.100 I fucked it up already. 0.98

00:08:25.200 I fucked up a quote. 0.94

00:08:26.320 The second word. 0.97

00:08:27.480 The second word I fucked up a quote. 1.00

00:08:29.300 Kill me now. 1.00

00:08:30.980 End the show. 1.00

00:08:33.800 By the way, we're just going to be reading super chats this whole fucking show. 0.99

00:08:37.700 We probably shouldn't. 0.98

00:08:38.900 We shouldn't do that.

00:08:39.740 I think the super chats are gone.

00:08:40.900 Nick, tell us about YAL quickly.

00:08:42.860 Yeah, go for it.

00:08:43.640 Okay, sure.

00:08:44.140 Yeah, it was a lot of fun.

00:08:45.140 I hung out with CK the whole time, pretty much.

00:08:47.660 Me and her were hanging out with Unironic NCAP and...

00:08:51.740 And Voluntary Tom.

00:08:53.740 Yeah, and I don't know if his name is public or not, so I'm not going to say it, but his

00:08:58.280 ad is at Keystone Crab.

00:09:00.580 I don't know the numbers in his name, but his name on Twitter is like NeverTrustAuthority.

00:09:04.680 It's one of those...

00:09:06.040 Now that I think about it, it does make sense that he was so autistic in person, because why 0.77

00:09:09.260 would you have that long of a name on Twitter that makes no sense? 1.00

00:09:11.540 Like, NeverTrustAuthority, fuck the ATF and some other shit. 1.00

00:09:15.180 Unironic him. 1.00

00:09:16.100 Yeah, we met Voluntary Dom.

00:09:18.920 We met a bunch of different people.

00:09:20.360 Of course, Will Fight, the homie, was there, and I mean, hell, Will Fight. 1.00

00:09:26.500 So I'll actually tell y'all, whenever they...

00:09:29.420 Somehow the plans got fucked up, and CK, Unironic, and Pinto weren't going to be able to stay

00:09:36.600 someplace, so...

00:09:37.680 You just say his name.

00:09:38.480 Oh, I did it, didn't I? 1.00

00:09:43.640 Fuck, I'm sorry. 1.00

00:09:44.820 No, no, dude, he's just talking about that random Mexican dude who was hanging out with him 1.00

00:09:48.600 for a while.

00:09:49.000 They call him Pinto because he's a beaner.

00:09:51.180 Well, the three people I just mentioned...

00:09:55.120 I hear Joni laughing across the house right now.

00:09:58.180 By the way, this is what I call Shane...

00:09:59.560 Chainmail, because he's a chink. 1.00

00:10:01.380 All this time, I thought he was a different kind of Asian. 0.99

00:10:11.560 What the hell? 0.99

00:10:12.040 Oh, my God.

00:10:13.440 Jesus Christ, Cole.

00:10:14.720 All right, anyways, so, yeah, the three of them...

00:10:18.380 So, Will drove with CK and Unironic, and one of his boys, Aaron, but something happened

00:10:26.740 where the other two, CK and Unironic, weren't going to have a place to stay.

00:10:31.380 The night before...

00:10:33.440 What?

00:10:35.200 Your wife is like... 1.00

00:10:36.440 Huh?

00:10:37.540 CK said she loves hanging with you, Nick.

00:10:39.560 We'll do some of these super chats here. 1.00

00:10:41.180 No, shit. 0.99

00:10:41.720 Marshall is asking why wouldn't I have a pop-up ass? 1.00

00:10:46.200 I don't know if Nick just fucked up something. 0.99

00:10:49.040 I don't know what it was, but... 0.84

00:10:50.400 Okay, no, Hopper has a quote that he's taught... 0.99

00:10:52.840 He talks about these environmentalists and shit. 0.98

00:10:54.620 I don't remember the exact context, but he says, 1.00

00:10:56.780 You can reduce the problem by one if you simply kill yourself on the spot. 0.86

00:11:02.840 Like these anti-human, anti-natalist people. 0.66

00:11:07.280 But anyway, CK and Unironic stayed the night at my house the Wednesday night before the beginning

00:11:12.040 of y'all.

00:11:12.520 So, what y'all started on August 5th, which was a Thursday, and they stayed the night

00:11:16.760 Wednesday along with the other dude who accidentally said his name.

00:11:19.840 I don't even know if that's his name or if that's a nickname or not, so I hope I didn't

00:11:23.680 fuck something up.

00:11:24.360 I really do apologize for that, though, if you're listening to this. 0.86

00:11:27.080 And I will apologize to him, because I have his number, and I'll text him.

00:11:29.780 I think we used it when referring to him on one of our shows, I think, so...

00:11:33.140 Did we?

00:11:33.520 Okay, well, I don't feel as bad about it.

00:11:35.580 I think so.

00:11:36.380 Anyway, so they hung out with us.

00:11:39.460 I made...

00:11:40.040 I had some...

00:11:40.640 I also had some other friends over, and I made burgers for everybody, and we had a great

00:11:43.500 time hanging out.

00:11:44.140 And then I drove with CK, and Unironic, and the other drove separately, because the other

00:11:52.200 guy... 0.95

00:11:52.920 I'm just gonna fucking call him Pinto. 0.96

00:11:55.000 It's over now. 0.98

00:11:55.740 It's over.

00:11:56.120 It's done.

00:11:57.240 Pinto drove down from where he lives, because he's not that far from me.

00:12:01.180 Does he drive a Pinto? 0.97

00:12:02.780 That would actually be fucking hilarious. 0.81

00:12:06.300 But he drove down and stayed at my house, and then Will brought CK and Unironic to my place. 0.82

00:12:14.860 And they all stayed here, and I drove with CK and Pinto, and...

00:12:19.460 Dude, I'm trying so hard not to say the real names right now.

00:12:22.480 You're being so autistic right now. 1.00

00:12:24.820 Dude, it is so hard for me not to say...

00:12:27.640 Look, there I go doing the Italian thing again.

00:12:30.200 You haven't even gotten to Yao yet.

00:12:32.280 We're still on the road.

00:12:33.760 You're right.

00:12:34.240 We're not even on the road yet. 0.95

00:12:35.200 We're talking about the plans that were fucked up that caused them to have to stay at my house, 0.97

00:12:39.040 which was actually fine, and there was no imposition.

00:12:41.200 It was actually a really great time to hang out with everybody.

00:12:42.920 Anyway, we go there. 0.99

00:12:44.400 First of all, the fucking place, dude, was immense. 1.00

00:12:48.080 It was massive. 1.00

00:12:49.520 There was a water park inside of the hotel.

00:12:51.760 Not even joking.

00:12:52.680 It's like a big hotel and resort.

00:12:54.900 And so, me and CK show up.

00:13:01.740 We park where I thought was parking.

00:13:03.960 It turns out...

00:13:04.820 I mean, I followed all the signs in the thing, but it looked like the underground, under the hotel where maintenance workers would park.

00:13:13.180 And so, we're like, okay, this doesn't look right.

00:13:15.880 We walk around for a bit, find ourselves inside of the hotel because we see rooms, like doors and numbers and shit.

00:13:23.460 And eventually, we come across some people who work for the...

00:13:29.440 You know, some people, some employees, and they help guide us in the right direction.

00:13:32.160 And even then, it was kind of hard to fucking figure out how to get to where we were supposed to go, get to our rooms and stuff, and get the check-in.

00:13:38.120 But, I mean, it was a lot of fun.

00:13:42.500 My biggest takeaway, as I said on Twitter and as I said on my show earlier, was that literally my biggest takeaway was that I am not nearly as high on the spectrum as I thought I was going.

00:13:53.340 As I thought.

00:13:54.020 Like, it is...

00:13:55.100 Listen, no.

00:13:56.120 It is so weird.

00:13:58.280 Like, it is such an abnormality for me to be the most regular dude in the room.

00:14:03.320 And that happened numerous times at Y'all Revolution.

00:14:07.740 It was not funny.

00:14:09.200 I don't know why you're laughing.

00:14:10.300 I was traumatized.

00:14:11.480 No, I'm just kidding. 0.96

00:14:12.080 It was just fucking weird. 0.99

00:14:13.800 I'm just thinking about Unicrim Daddy's ass right now. 1.00

00:14:16.000 That's what I'm thinking about. 0.99

00:14:17.860 Yeah, I met him.

00:14:18.600 It was going on all day, man.

00:14:19.580 Was everybody just talking past each other?

00:14:21.700 Like, there's no eye contact whatsoever?

00:14:25.240 That's not what I mean.

00:14:25.860 Okay, I'll give you a really good example, the worst example of it, the worst of it.

00:14:29.720 There's a...

00:14:30.120 Well, no, let me...

00:14:30.780 I don't want to start with the best. 0.99

00:14:31.740 What the fuck am I talking about? 0.97

00:14:33.980 So, multiple times throughout the event, 0.99

00:14:37.740 did I catch the kid with the anime body pillow?

00:14:40.940 Oh, God.

00:14:41.500 No, I did not.

00:14:42.700 I did not.

00:14:44.640 Magnus was there.

00:14:45.300 We got to meet there.

00:14:46.000 That was pretty neat.

00:14:46.820 He was actually the first person me and CK ran into.

00:14:48.800 We were wandering around Lost, and he was just out by the pool,

00:14:51.340 like, just on the sidewalk in that area.

00:14:53.060 And we just said, what's up?

00:14:53.660 Was he just doing security for the whole event?

00:14:56.180 Yeah, he was wearing my shirt.

00:14:58.640 Yes, he actually was.

00:14:59.560 He was in a plate carrier, and he had an AR and everything.

00:15:01.960 He was in Hawaiian the whole time, pretty much, actually.

00:15:09.220 And let me tell you, his beard is way more majestic in person.

00:15:12.720 You guys need to see it.

00:15:17.320 Anyway, I forgot where I was.

00:15:20.020 Oh, so I forgot where I was.

00:15:22.520 Where was I?

00:15:23.960 I don't know.

00:15:24.980 I think he said y'all was a good experience.

00:15:28.200 It was a great experience.

00:15:29.880 Well, I was saying that you were going to give an example of people getting autistic or something like that.

00:15:35.260 Oh, no.

00:15:35.660 Okay, yeah, yeah.

00:15:36.160 I'm sorry.

00:15:37.060 So basically the entire time we were there.

00:15:40.560 So Taylor Shearing of the Hoppian was there, who I just had on my show.

00:15:43.500 He's a great dude.

00:15:44.800 We really have a lot in common.

00:15:46.240 He and I.

00:15:46.580 I call them bizarro Nick Ashley because he's, like, blonde-haired, blue-eyed, but he's as tall as me.

00:15:50.820 We wait close to the same.

00:15:52.320 We like a lot of the same music.

00:15:54.480 He's a little.

00:15:55.120 My face.

00:15:56.920 It wasn't my face.

00:15:59.320 But there's a couple of things that we're different on.

00:16:03.720 He's not Turkish. 0.93

00:16:04.140 He's Armenian. 1.00

00:16:09.600 God damn. 1.00

00:16:11.820 Holy shit. 1.00

00:16:12.980 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:16:14.140 But Taylor was a fucking saint. 1.00

00:16:16.480 That son of a bitch was talking to everybody and anybody who won. 1.00

00:16:19.420 He's a damn – he's, like, a real bona fide socialite, that dude. 1.00

00:16:24.780 But anyways, so multiple times throughout the event, CK and I would, like – most of what we wanted to do outside of seeing the people speak, like Jeff Dice and Tom Woods and Ron Paul and those guys. 0.99

00:16:36.540 Outside of that, all we wanted to do was, like, hang out and chill and just, like, have drinks.

00:16:40.660 We went and bought some beer.

00:16:41.700 We went eventually and bought some whiskey at some point, and we're just hanging out in the hotel lobby just drinking.

00:16:45.640 But as the circle started, more and more people would come out, and they need to make a rule for this. 0.94

00:16:53.320 But, like, you know how there's the – there's a rule that, like, the longer a conversation between Hoppians goes, the more likely it is that a fucking time preference will come up. 0.62

00:17:03.200 Or the longer a conversation – yeah, yeah, yeah, right. 0.85

00:17:06.240 The longer a conversation goes on the internet, the higher the chance that Hitler will come up or whatever.

00:17:10.920 Wait a minute.

00:17:11.280 Shouldn't they have low enough time preference that it never comes up? 1.00

00:17:13.760 Shut up. 0.95

00:17:18.160 So the – yeah, Marshall Farber says Alice in Chains. 0.96

00:17:25.200 Taylor – I actually hugged him for this because Alice in Chains is, like, my favorite band.

00:17:29.000 And he said Alice in Chains was the greatest band ever. 0.97

00:17:31.480 And I was like, brother, and I hugged him like a retard. 0.97

00:17:34.380 But there needs to be some sort of libertarian stereotype rule where the longer a conversation between libertarians go, the higher of a chance – no, it's not even.

00:17:47.380 It's a 100% chance that –

00:17:48.820 It's an inevitability.

00:17:49.660 Yes, it's an inevitability that autistic theory talk and autistic politics talk will begin to happen. 0.50

00:17:55.640 We were not there for that, dude.

00:17:57.180 I wasn't there for that.

00:17:58.540 Multiple times, dude.

00:18:00.180 Multiple times.

00:18:00.940 Yeah, Shane.

00:18:01.480 Marshall, congratulations.

00:18:02.900 Congrats on the baby, man.

00:18:05.620 Multiple times.

00:18:07.280 I looked at CK, and I could tell she was – like, I was suffering, and she was suffering.

00:18:10.840 And I was like, you want to go for a walk?

00:18:12.040 And it's like – she's like, yeah. 0.81

00:18:13.720 And we just fucking walk around and just her and I hang out instead because that was so bad.

00:18:19.340 And, like, dude, multiple times we did that. 0.93

00:18:21.620 We would, like, come back, and Taylor was still just hammering out, talking about – talk about theory. 0.99

00:18:27.640 Talk about fucking democracy. 0.99

00:18:29.280 Talk about time preference. 1.00

00:18:30.920 We left.

00:18:31.760 He was talking about Immanuel Kant and why Ayn Rand hated Immanuel Kant. 0.59

00:18:35.380 And we come back, and he's, like, talking about, like, pure time preference theory or some shit like that. 0.99

00:18:40.380 Like, the dude is a fucking soldier, okay? 1.00

00:18:42.100 If you're not following Taylor, follow that motherfucker. 1.00

00:18:44.400 At T underscore S-H-I-R-I-N-G. 1.00

00:18:46.960 Taylor's firing.

00:18:47.700 The bad dude.

00:18:49.300 By the way, I did want to say this because Shane is just a new father.

00:18:52.300 He did shoot his load from a rooftop, so that –

00:18:55.140 Wow.

00:18:57.300 Hey, there you go.

00:18:58.560 He's a real rooftop.

00:18:59.960 He's a real rooftop.

00:19:01.100 That guy, yeah.

00:19:02.720 Congratulations.

00:19:03.200 You know, whatever – so I don't know how it works, but I learned about Punnett squares in biology in 10th grade.

00:19:08.440 So, like, you and Nico are both half Korean.

00:19:11.560 Is that correct?

00:19:13.340 How dare you?

00:19:14.280 I'm half Korean.

00:19:15.500 Okay.

00:19:15.940 And she's Filipino and Chinese, I think.

00:19:20.260 So she's probably the reason why coronavirus is around.

00:19:23.260 He's like, I don't know what she is.

00:19:24.620 I don't know how to make a Punnett square with three things. 0.99

00:19:28.280 I don't know how to make a Punnett square with two things. 1.00

00:19:30.120 So, like, what were the odds that the baby would come out Korean or Filipino?

00:19:34.080 How does that work?

00:19:35.140 Or black. 0.98

00:19:36.300 Or black. 0.98

00:19:36.660 Well, yeah. 0.79

00:19:37.220 There's probably a better chance of it coming out black than, you know, Korean or – I don't know.

00:19:43.540 Maybe, like – I don't know.

00:19:45.540 I mean, it would have been funny if it came out looking like Tim Poole.

00:19:48.680 That would have been pretty cool.

00:19:51.260 Oh, my gosh.

00:19:52.480 It came out wearing a beanie. 1.00

00:19:53.580 It's like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:19:54.460 It's bald and it's wearing a beanie. 1.00

00:19:56.260 I don't understand what happened.

00:19:58.460 He's only 30 years old. 1.00

00:19:59.640 What the fuck? 1.00

00:20:00.100 Can you keep running a skateboard? 1.00

00:20:02.040 Yeah.

00:20:02.860 Yeah, yeah.

00:20:04.980 But –

00:20:05.540 I think it's Jess.

00:20:11.340 I don't even – I guess something about the baby.

00:20:14.100 I don't know.

00:20:14.340 The baby is great except for when it's crying and, you know, we need to change his diaper and we need to –

00:20:20.620 The baby looks half and half, she says in the chat.

00:20:23.300 Yeah, you go half and half.

00:20:23.980 It looks half and half.

00:20:25.380 Woo! 0.99

00:20:25.900 Only one eye is squinted.

00:20:27.820 That was a really poor attempt at me like making up – like just saying that – making a joke that race applies to Punnett squares. 1.00

00:20:35.020 Like it was fucking – that was stupid of me. 0.99

00:20:36.880 And why none of you gave me 30 lashes for that? 1.00

00:20:41.260 I will never understand.

00:20:42.740 Where do you live?

00:20:43.460 I'm off today.

00:20:45.280 Because that would be racist, Nick.

00:20:46.840 I can't tell you where I live.

00:20:47.960 Nick is batting below the Mendoza line right now.

00:20:49.440 You said it.

00:20:49.860 I am.

00:20:50.240 You have 30 lashes.

00:20:51.120 I'm batting about $1.50, dude.

00:20:53.000 This is terrible. 0.99

00:20:53.680 I can't tell you where I live because there are fucking LARPers on the internet that apparently want to attack me. 0.99

00:20:58.360 So I can't say much. 0.98

00:21:00.140 By the way, Nick, I did say this in our chat today.

00:21:02.240 I was just like, oh, no.

00:21:03.500 So they're going to dox Nick Ashley.

00:21:09.600 Wait.

00:21:10.160 Is that really a real name, Nick Ashley?

00:21:12.300 I think you're lying.

00:21:13.540 You're lying.

00:21:14.640 Dude, I've had multiple people think that this was a made-up name because it sounds so similar to Rick Ashley. 0.99

00:21:19.460 I don't know what the fuck. 1.00

00:21:21.900 I need to punch my mom in the face because this is not right. 1.00

00:21:25.440 You should have named yourself Rick Ashley. 0.98

00:21:27.780 And then when someone goes, man, not Rick Ashley, I'm a talented one. 1.00

00:21:30.520 That ass clown stole my name, motherfucker. 1.00

00:21:33.880 Dude, this is the thing. 1.00

00:21:35.180 What are they going to do? 0.99

00:21:35.920 If I gave a fuck about, like, whatever the hell they're going to do, I wouldn't be in public with my name doing blackface on Twitter. 1.00

00:21:43.120 What the heck? 0.99

00:21:44.380 What can you do to me? 1.00

00:21:46.880 They're not going to come to my door and, like, fucking vandalize my house because I know they're not going to do that kind of shit. 1.00

00:21:52.400 They're not going to come and fucking, like, try to kill anybody. 1.00

00:21:55.080 They're not going to be able to get anybody fired or anything like that. 0.99

00:21:59.120 And here's the thing.

00:22:00.460 Speak for yourself.

00:22:02.140 Well, yeah, right.

00:22:03.140 But here's the thing.

00:22:03.920 We're getting Nick rolled in the chat right now. 0.98

00:22:06.200 I don't have a fucking job right now, so it doesn't even matter. 0.99

00:22:11.200 Oh, hell yeah. 0.99

00:22:15.300 Well, yeah.

00:22:16.940 And also, you also wouldn't be, yeah, being the Burger King guy. 1.00

00:22:21.700 Yeah, what the fuck? 0.99

00:22:22.640 Publicly, if you're worried about that. 0.99

00:22:24.920 You're standing him, by the way.

00:22:27.000 You're all over the place.

00:22:28.280 Like, you're all over the place.

00:22:29.640 Hey, guys, can I actually brag about this real quick?

00:22:31.640 Because speaking of all over the place, Shane, I'm glad you said that.

00:22:34.440 Because Tom Woods actually knew who I was.

00:22:36.900 Yeah.

00:22:39.000 Like, he was on Joshua Smith's show.

00:22:44.460 And we found something, David.

00:22:45.760 I see you in the chat, honey.

00:22:46.920 I got you.

00:22:47.420 So we met Tom, and I had a nice little exchange with him.

00:22:52.940 And I told him, like, during his show with Joshua Smith, I put in the super chat, who would you rather have a beer with?

00:22:58.520 Nick Sarwark, Nick Ashley, or, oh, I'm sorry, Nick Sarwark, Nick Fuentes, or Nick Ashley?

00:23:02.540 And the first thing he said was, am I embarrassing myself by saying I don't know who Nick Ashley is?

00:23:08.880 Which, obviously, whatever. 0.99

00:23:10.520 I know he's not going to know who the fuck I am. 1.00

00:23:11.800 It was just a stupid joke. 1.00

00:23:12.740 Because somebody else had said, yeah, somebody else had said, I didn't even mean to do that. 1.00

00:23:17.680 Yeah, you did.

00:23:19.320 Yeah, you did.

00:23:20.120 I'm in the process of moving, so I don't have my mini fridge.

00:23:24.040 So I have, like, beers on my desk right now instead of in my fridge.

00:23:27.600 Because I took my fridge out of here because I unplugged it, and I didn't want to defrost and leak all over my good wood floor.

00:23:33.220 Where are you moving to so I can get your job and make sure you're not going to...

00:23:36.400 I'm moving to 1223 Oak Lane in...

00:23:40.780 I can't name a city. 0.99

00:23:43.000 You fucked it up. 1.00

00:23:43.500 I fucked it up already. 1.00

00:23:44.360 I'm off, dude. 0.99

00:23:44.880 I just need to tell stories and stop trying to make shit up. 0.98

00:23:49.100 Nick just keeps on the line the whole time. 0.99

00:23:50.960 He can't do it.

00:23:52.020 His actual address.

00:23:54.640 You really don't know how hard I was struggling not to say these people's names. 0.98

00:23:57.600 It was a fucking challenge for me. 0.95

00:24:00.400 So I said, I told him, I said, hey, Tom, you were on, I think I probably called him Dr. Woods even. 0.96

00:24:06.720 I was like, you were on Joshua Smith's show, and I told him the question, and I said, I'm Nick Ashley, and he does this.

00:24:11.400 He's like, oh, no, I'm so sorry.

00:24:13.360 He's like, you know how whenever you never heard of a band, and then all of a sudden you start hearing all of their stuff for the next three weeks?

00:24:20.640 He was like, I saw you all over the place for the next three weeks.

00:24:23.120 You were all over. 1.00

00:24:24.380 And I was like, holy shit. 0.99

00:24:25.640 I nearly fainted. 0.99

00:24:26.640 You could ask CK.

00:24:27.840 You could ask Taylor, who was with us at the time. 0.75

00:24:29.840 I almost fucking passed out, and I was about to cry.

00:24:32.860 I was like, oh, my God, because I'm just my hero. 0.98

00:24:34.900 I'm open about it. 0.99

00:24:35.900 My hero knows who the fuck I am? 1.00

00:24:38.440 Holy shit. 0.99

00:24:39.160 But I'm more proud of the fact – I'm more happy about the fact that I got to tell him that what he was – what Rothbard was to him, he is to me and people like us. 0.98

00:24:50.100 Like he is our Rothbard, and he really – I could tell that was very, very touching to him.

00:24:56.200 But anyways, I've talked too much. 0.99

00:24:59.100 The more I talk, the more I'm going to fuck up. 1.00

00:25:00.620 So somebody else take this shit over, please. 1.00

00:25:02.500 I was going to say – like I wish I had said that to Tom instead of just, I'm Tom Weeds, baby. 0.99

00:25:08.160 He's probably like, oh, great, you.

00:25:10.000 I totally want to mention that.

00:25:10.860 I was going to say, like you're talking about Tom Woods or whatever.

00:25:18.500 I thought Tom Woods didn't influence people.

00:25:20.140 I thought he was like some like –

00:25:22.280 Neo-Confederate.

00:25:23.360 Yeah. 0.52

00:25:23.980 That's why I'm so racist and evilist because of Tom Woods.

00:25:27.740 Yeah, yeah, Tom Woods. 0.97

00:25:29.400 I've listened to the Tom Woods show all fucking 2,000 episodes, so I'm really racist now. 0.98

00:25:34.340 Oh, man. 0.97

00:25:35.820 Can we not talk about that, please?

00:25:37.120 Not too much in detail. 0.97

00:25:38.620 I thought Fat Dave wanted to shit on the loot crew. 0.96

00:25:42.740 Oh, he can, but I don't want to involve other people. 0.98

00:25:47.200 No, I was –

00:25:48.940 Then again, it was public.

00:25:50.520 I don't know why I'm saying that.

00:25:51.400 I'm sorry. 0.92

00:25:52.340 I just don't know why they were doing that because they're supposedly shitposters as Fat Dave pointed out. 0.53

00:25:57.220 So it's like you have a problem with us paying homage to the Burger King guy? 0.89

00:26:02.360 No, no, no.

00:26:02.780 Okay, here's the thing.

00:26:03.800 I saw like – we need to give the backstory for the people who don't know what's going on.

00:26:09.660 And what happened was the – there was a thing.

00:26:12.580 There was an incident at a Colorado Rockies game where – 0.91

00:26:17.800 Somebody yelled nigger.

00:26:19.680 No, he didn't. 0.96

00:26:20.400 He wasn't yelling nigger. 0.59

00:26:21.600 He was not.

00:26:22.460 No, he wasn't.

00:26:23.180 He was yelling dinger.

00:26:27.420 He was yelling dinger.

00:26:28.560 That's the nickname of the Rockies.

00:26:30.840 And on the video, you could see him looking and pointing and shouting this way sideways.

00:26:35.880 But dinger means a home run too in like old timey speaks.

00:26:38.920 I was like, oh, it's just an old guy.

00:26:40.360 Not even old timey.

00:26:40.680 They still –

00:26:41.180 He's an old guy cheering for a home run. 0.90

00:26:43.080 Give me one of those dingers there. 0.99

00:26:44.400 No, that's the name of the Rockies mascot.

00:26:46.420 It's like a dinosaur-looking thing.

00:26:47.520 And the Rockies actually came out and said that that's what happened.

00:26:49.860 First, they released a thing saying we apologize for the dude saying a racial slur and a thing.

00:26:53.440 Then they came back and said upon further investigation, it appears he was yelling out dinger and not the racial slur.

00:26:58.600 Oh, I didn't even know that.

00:26:59.900 Wow.

00:27:00.480 They were – 1.00

00:27:01.280 They fucked up, yeah. 1.00

00:27:03.460 That guy's life is probably fucking ruined too, which is a sad thing. 1.00

00:27:06.080 But anyway, look. 1.00

00:27:06.600 I heard that they're going to change the name from dinger just to make sure they're going to actually change it to nigger. 1.00

00:27:10.060 Yeah, they changed the Indians and then the Colorado Rockies are going to change the mascot. 0.59

00:27:18.180 That's not – that's going to be jumping Jim Crow as the mascot. 0.95

00:27:21.060 They're just going to call a nigger. 1.00

00:27:23.640 Holy shit. 1.00

00:27:24.720 Oh, man. 0.98

00:27:25.080 So I just quote tweeted with a picture of my – whenever I saw – like the first thing, I saw the video for the original, not whenever the person elaborated that it was dinger.

00:27:38.120 I just quoted it with a picture of me dressed up in the – but it was me doing like the first one I sent y'all when I first got the Burger King crown and the mask where I'm like doing the smirk, which is actually – shout out to Jermaine Vincent because he photoshopped my face from that picture onto the Burger King guys. 0.97

00:27:54.420 That's the funniest fucking shit I've seen all week. 0.98

00:27:56.940 That was great. 1.00

00:27:57.760 But anyway, you posted it too of the one of me and the whole getup with the pink and the pit vipers.

00:28:04.000 I did.

00:28:04.360 I didn't realize you had already done it.

00:28:05.860 But yeah.

00:28:06.060 Yeah.

00:28:06.540 I just thought it was a funny response. 1.00

00:28:07.700 Some fucking dude on Twitter said LP nerds stanning a pedophile who shouted racial slurs on the airplane. 0.99

00:28:17.620 Why am I not surprised? 0.99

00:28:18.700 And he said it on mine because I actually had quote tweeted after I did yours and realized you had already done it.

00:28:23.220 I was like, is this better?

00:28:24.060 And I did the one of me from our show where we had you on after that happened.

00:28:28.120 Right, right.

00:28:28.660 So you and me both had Burger King and Rothbardian.

00:28:32.020 I did tweet yours because I don't have it.

00:28:34.120 But yeah.

00:28:34.340 She did it for Jose Galisson's show.

00:28:37.180 So right.

00:28:41.720 That's such a good soundbite, dude.

00:28:44.000 So it's such a good.

00:28:46.660 Yeah.

00:28:47.300 So I don't know what's going on, but it seems like they are really going after us for saying for like dressing up like Burger King guy. 0.99

00:28:55.340 And I'm like, dude, it's a fucking joke. 0.96

00:28:56.640 Like I didn't I didn't know the dude. 0.99

00:28:58.740 First of all, what the pedophile thing comes from the fact that he is on his YouTube account.

00:29:04.120 He is subscribed to a lot of channels that have some relatively creepy content like no, no, no.

00:29:08.900 It's not that they have creepy content, but it's creepy for him to be subscribed to all of this content because it's like young girls, gymnastics and other shit like that, which isn't inherently creepy in and of itself.

00:29:18.340 But for him to be subscribed, you know, an older man to be subscribed to a bunch of channels that host content like that is kind of creepy. 0.53

00:29:24.860 So look, yeah, I will give it to the he's he may be kind of creepy.

00:29:27.560 I need to go and subscribe for some things.

00:29:31.940 He's probably a bit of a creepy. 0.96

00:29:33.320 He's probably a bit of a pedo. 1.00

00:29:34.820 Even now, knowing that I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:29:36.840 I'm not I'm not espousing like I wear pit vipers. 0.99

00:29:40.620 Are you going to say that I'm a I'm an ethno nationalist like Nick Fuentes or whatever?

00:29:44.020 Like, yes, yes, I am. 1.00

00:29:45.820 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:29:46.740 Well, you're the authority. 1.00

00:29:47.780 Look, as the as the minority, the toka, the only minority we've ever had on this show, you know, you you have the authority.

00:29:55.440 And as a progressive white person, I must defer to you like you win.

00:29:59.480 It's over. 1.00

00:30:00.000 And I'm going to go and kill myself. 1.00

00:30:02.560 He's armed. 1.00

00:30:03.240 He's got the twisted T.

00:30:04.340 So, OK, wait, wait, wait.

00:30:06.080 Highlight Travis's comment, dude.

00:30:07.300 Travis is in the chat saying he's got a young daughter.

00:30:09.280 So it's possible that that was for his daughter to watch.

00:30:11.260 That's a good.

00:30:11.680 I didn't know that.

00:30:12.720 So you know, that's the first thing I went to.

00:30:15.360 That's the first thing my mind went to is just like maybe he just said he was a creep.

00:30:22.500 There's something to be said there.

00:30:23.660 So what does it say about you that you would immediately associate girls gymnastics with pedophile pedophilia?

00:30:29.400 Right.

00:30:29.640 That's where your mind goes.

00:30:30.820 Well, because I mean, if you.

00:30:32.460 Well, Larry Nassar is like one of my idols.

00:30:34.900 So you realize that, dude, Cole, Cole, we're going to be targeted, bro.

00:30:41.120 They're going to come after us.

00:30:43.200 And that's going to get clipped.

00:30:44.680 Yeah.

00:30:45.100 Right.

00:30:45.340 That's going to be one of them.

00:30:46.640 So I don't know, man. 0.99

00:30:47.800 Shane, have you had any run ins with these fucking loo crew people? 0.99

00:30:50.080 Because they pissed me off all the fucking time. 0.99

00:30:51.660 Yeah, no, I, I, I'm like an I'm under the radar. 0.99

00:30:55.100 I just go, hmm.

00:30:55.860 You have like 18,000 followers.

00:30:58.020 It's literally impossible for you to be under the radar.

00:31:00.360 Are you saying you're a ninja?

00:31:02.560 I am a ninja.

00:31:03.880 Yes, that is correct.

00:31:05.400 That's what the mask was actually for.

00:31:07.700 Yes, that is correct.

00:31:08.920 You could ask, ask me, you know, ask me a question.

00:31:11.400 You know, ask a ninja.

00:31:12.300 Ask me a question.

00:31:13.540 Oh, God. 1.00

00:31:14.880 Holy shit. 1.00

00:31:15.440 Give me your ninja word pass. 1.00

00:31:18.620 Yeah, there you go.

00:31:21.180 You get the N word pass.

00:31:22.840 Congratulations.

00:31:23.500 You win.

00:31:24.360 Ninja please.

00:31:25.800 Ninja please. 0.99

00:31:27.640 No, the thing that always gets me is like, I don't understand if you're going to be a shit poster. 0.99

00:31:33.260 You're like, I'm going to shit post on Twitter. 1.00

00:31:35.100 And then someone else shit posts on Twitter. 1.00

00:31:36.320 And you're like, you're standing a guy that says the N word. 1.00

00:31:39.480 It's like, I just like, okay, at least either be a shit poster or don't be a shit poster. 0.99

00:31:43.280 I mean, don't like, and then like call us out for being like smooth, like soft skin. 0.99

00:31:49.440 Like, I don't, I don't even know why.

00:31:50.660 Soft skin.

00:31:51.340 What?

00:31:51.960 I don't know.

00:31:52.620 So they call it.

00:31:53.480 I mean, I'm going to start.

00:31:54.860 I mean, yeah, I was like, my skin's all right.

00:31:56.800 I don't know.

00:31:57.340 They actually tagged the podcast and they were just like.

00:32:00.840 Who?

00:32:01.360 Who's they?

00:32:02.040 Say a name.

00:32:02.580 The same guy. 1.00

00:32:03.220 I can't remember his fucking name. 1.00

00:32:04.200 Borderlife Swan? 1.00

00:32:05.800 No.

00:32:06.340 No, I think it was Kyle Cobra, I think was the name.

00:32:08.920 Oh, it wasn't him.

00:32:10.080 It wasn't him.

00:32:10.680 Oh, Rocky.

00:32:11.040 The Rocky guy?

00:32:13.080 Felix?

00:32:13.840 Yeah, him.

00:32:14.540 It wasn't Felix.

00:32:14.800 Oh, that was him.

00:32:15.900 I'm sorry.

00:32:16.160 It wasn't Borderlife Swan.

00:32:16.940 I don't know why I thought it was him.

00:32:18.140 Wait, you had to run with PewDiePie?

00:32:20.720 Yes. 1.00

00:32:21.760 Holy shit. 1.00

00:32:22.680 He called me a nigger. 1.00

00:32:23.400 Dr. Suffocator. 0.98

00:32:24.840 He called me the gamer word.

00:32:26.380 That's right.

00:32:26.960 Dr. Suffocator. 0.80

00:32:28.120 No, it was a he did gamer moment.

00:32:30.400 We were playing.

00:32:31.640 I don't even remember the game they were playing. 0.98

00:32:33.220 I'm fucking up too much. 0.98

00:32:34.520 Y'all can take it, take it, take it from here, bro. 0.97

00:32:36.500 I'm sorry.

00:32:36.940 What I'll say is they're calling us thin-skinned.

00:32:39.700 I'm just like, I don't know.

00:32:40.640 I didn't have anything to do with y'all.

00:32:42.080 Y'all just came.

00:32:43.140 If you want to come after Rothbard or something, whatever. 0.98

00:32:45.780 I mean, it's really retarded. 1.00

00:32:46.980 No, not whatever. 0.65

00:32:47.660 That's still not cool.

00:32:48.720 No, I know.

00:32:49.360 Well, I'll even say, okay, it's not cool.

00:32:50.980 They actually do doxing. 0.92

00:32:52.940 I've been doxing before.

00:32:53.780 Yeah, I've been doxing before.

00:32:54.760 Even though they say it's not doxing.

00:32:56.140 You posted straight from her company's website.

00:32:58.640 It's not even that hard.

00:33:00.080 I did it.

00:33:00.640 It takes one Google search.

00:33:01.900 You get the company, and then you can figure out who she is.

00:33:03.800 So that is doxing.

00:33:04.540 Yeah, it's really not.

00:33:05.460 It is doxing, even though you didn't actually put her name.

00:33:07.860 It's employer doxing, yeah. 1.00

00:33:09.840 Yeah, it's – fuck off. 1.00

00:33:11.140 I don't give a – like, stop playing like you don't know what you're doing. 1.00

00:33:14.700 You know what you're doing.

00:33:15.440 That tweet that you guys were talking about, if I'm remembering correctly, wasn't he basically saying, hey, this person, so-and-so, this is – let me show you the company or whatever, or the information, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:33:27.280 Right. 1.00

00:33:27.600 And then, yeah, that's fucking stupid. 1.00

00:33:30.560 And then Rockbird was like, hey, like, basically fuck you. 1.00

00:33:33.600 And he's like, what? 1.00

00:33:34.520 I didn't dox you. 1.00

00:33:35.540 It's like, okay, motherfucker. 1.00

00:33:36.640 Like, if you're just going to play – and then they came up and it was like called us thin-skinned. 0.99

00:33:40.880 And I was like, I haven't done anything to you.

00:33:43.320 Jose called you out, whatever.

00:33:45.880 Toad called you out because Toad was – technically he made a jab at Toad also.

00:33:49.880 Those people called you out. 0.98

00:33:50.740 Don't come after – like, if you want to come after the podcast, I was like, what the fuck do we do to you? 0.99

00:33:54.640 It's like, grow some thick skin. 0.99

00:33:56.360 Like, grow some thick skin.

00:33:58.320 Yeah, grow some thick skin while I dangled this information.

00:34:01.160 Like, oh, I mean, if you don't do what I want you to do, I'm going to tell everybody who you are. 0.99

00:34:06.300 And shout-out to Jay, Rabbi Jay, who was in – like, publicly saying this shit too. 0.98

00:34:11.040 He was like, just exactly what you were saying there, Shane. 0.99

00:34:13.620 He's like, you're fucking acting like a retard right now because why would – like, people were acting like, why would you be upset that somebody else is upset over what is basically doxing? 1.00

00:34:23.180 You dumb motherfucker. 1.00

00:34:24.780 But what it started with was like, here's the thing. 1.00

00:34:27.800 That Kyle cat who I was in a Discord with, I fucking left that Discord. 0.99

00:34:31.820 It was a fucking libertarian friendship simulator Discord. 0.98

00:34:34.320 That's like – that's like – dude, that thing is schizoautism, the Discord server. 0.98

00:34:42.220 That's the – like, yeah.

00:34:44.640 But anyways, enough of that. 0.80

00:34:46.860 Kyle said, like – he was telling me, your claim to fame is cosplaying a pedophile who shouted racial slurs. 0.65

00:34:54.060 I'm like, all right, whatever. 0.90

00:34:55.080 Then don't bother. 0.99

00:34:57.140 But what really, like, fucking got me going today was that fucking Felix cat said that thing about the – you know, we're stanning the guy that – or cosplaying – you know, we're stanning the guy that fucking – the pedophile or whatever who shouted racial slurs. 0.99

00:35:17.640 And unironic came – he came to our defense immediately. 0.99

00:35:22.000 He was like, what do you mean stanning?

00:35:23.620 He's like, they're just doing a meme.

00:35:25.180 And he was like, yeah.

00:35:25.960 I mean, it's a bit of – I don't remember exactly what he said.

00:35:28.500 But toward the end of that exchange, he said, well, maybe they were showing their true feelings.

00:35:32.520 Like Felix, maybe they're showing their true feelings.

00:35:34.300 I'm like – and I immediately saw that.

00:35:36.360 I was like, wait a minute, bro.

00:35:37.960 Are you accusing me of being a pedophile right now?

00:35:40.640 Like, because that's what he said. 0.99

00:35:41.560 He said pedo. 0.96

00:35:43.560 He said pedo. 0.93

00:35:44.520 And look, truthfully, I don't care about accusations of racism.

00:35:48.060 Like, that's not really that big of a deal.

00:35:49.860 But I know how people – not only on, like, Twitter, but I know how people deal with pedophilia. 0.86

00:35:55.820 So even to be associated slightly with fucking coming close to anything related to pedophilia, I was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00

00:36:04.960 That is not cool, you motherfucker. 1.00

00:36:07.040 Like, that is not cool. 1.00

00:36:08.180 So – but to his credit, I said, are you accusing of pedophilia right now, bro?

00:36:12.320 And he said, no, I apologize.

00:36:14.300 It was a bad way to word it.

00:36:16.080 So he retracted it immediately.

00:36:18.040 So props to him for that. 0.99

00:36:19.520 But fuck him for saying anything in the first place, really. 0.99

00:36:22.000 What I've understood, Felix for me has usually been, like, okay. 1.00

00:36:25.840 Like, I mean, I've had good run-ins, and, like, I don't have a problem with the guy, whatever.

00:36:29.900 Like, he's done different stuff. 1.00

00:36:31.220 But he's a shit poster. 0.99

00:36:32.560 But, like, whenever you – like, don't call us. 0.99

00:36:34.880 Like, if I had nothing to do with you, don't call our podcast out for just – because part of the people in our podcast are doing – I mean –

00:36:42.060 Yeah, we're like – we're all one hive mind monolith, which we all literally think the exact same thing.

00:36:47.600 You go to our – dude, go to our podcast chat. 1.00

00:36:49.960 We argue all the fucking time about what we're going to do about shit. 1.00

00:36:52.980 We were doing it today. 1.00

00:36:54.100 We were literally doing it today, ironically enough. 0.95

00:36:56.220 Well, also, this morning, Nick got fucking attacked by Archie Flowers, too, which was pretty funny. 0.96

00:37:02.240 Yeah, this morning. 0.98

00:37:03.120 Yeah, I tweeted him.

00:37:04.100 I was like, it's not even – and that was my first – I was like, it's not even noon, and he's calling me a terrible person. 0.99

00:37:08.420 Like, I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:37:09.320 I mean, I care. 0.99

00:37:10.040 I was actually ranting to my wife earlier today about that whole deal.

00:37:15.120 Like, it's like it's one thing to be, like, saying – calling me – I mean, he wouldn't say that in person.

00:37:22.180 Like, anything I say to anybody in mind –

00:37:23.800 Wait, Archie Flower wouldn't say that to your face?

00:37:26.860 No.

00:37:27.540 No. 0.99

00:37:28.680 I could give a fuck about the, like, transphobe or racism allegations because I am transphobic and I am racist. 0.99

00:37:36.620 No. 0.98

00:37:38.260 But –

00:37:39.260 It goes, I don't know about racism, whatever. 0.99

00:37:41.000 Who gives a fuck? 1.00

00:37:42.200 No, but seriously, though, like, as far as allegations of racism and transphobia going, I was, like, literally yelling in my living room earlier about this shit. 1.00

00:37:49.980 And I was, like, this motherfucker – like, to – because what happened was we need a little bit of more background. 0.99

00:37:55.120 Wait, did you get – technically, you got trolled then. 0.99

00:37:57.360 If he made you so mad, technically, I mean –

00:38:00.880 But it's not trolling.

00:38:01.880 He's sincere.

00:38:02.880 I know he's sincere.

00:38:03.640 I know he's sincere.

00:38:04.140 He's sincere.

00:38:06.540 Unless he's not. 0.99

00:38:07.440 But he's the greatest troll. 0.99

00:38:09.260 No, but seriously, though, what – transracist. 0.99

00:38:12.500 What bugs me is that he thinks he has me pinned as this, like, terrible person.

00:38:20.720 So Jake – this guy, Jacob, his at is biblical anarchy.

00:38:24.820 I don't – I don't – I think I – I had him blocked.

00:38:27.680 I don't remember why.

00:38:28.740 I think I know why.

00:38:29.580 I think what happened was in the latest exchange I had with the Fakertarian's Twitter account, I was blocking everybody that was liking his tweets just to avoid a mass report is all I was. 1.00

00:38:42.020 Because I said – I said something like I would tell you to suck my dick, but I don't want herpes. 1.00

00:38:47.500 Like, I said some shit like that. 1.00

00:38:49.240 You can't say suck – no, you can't say suck your dick. 1.00

00:38:51.300 I know, right? 1.00

00:38:52.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:52.640 Jeremy Kaufman fucking ruined that for all of us, that son of a bitch. 1.00

00:38:57.520 No. 1.00

00:38:57.920 That was actually a homage to Kaufman, though, by the way. 1.00

00:39:02.520 But I said I would tell you to suck my dick, but I don't want the herpes, you know, implying that. 0.99

00:39:08.340 So I blocked everybody that was liking Fakertarian's account tweets just because I didn't want to get mass reported. 0.99

00:39:16.680 That's what it was. 0.99

00:39:17.240 Like, if you're liking his shit, you're probably on his side, and I don't want to get reported by a bunch of nerds. 1.00

00:39:22.820 So that's what I did. 0.99

00:39:24.040 I don't remember if I mistook him for somebody else.

00:39:26.580 I don't know what happened.

00:39:27.560 I unblocked him.

00:39:28.520 He posted a screenshot that I had blocked him.

00:39:31.000 The reason he did that is because he wants me to go on his show, which I will be going on at some point soon.

00:39:35.240 Nice.

00:39:36.120 Plug there.

00:39:36.680 But he posted the screenshot of it publicly and said, hey, at Toad and Cole and a couple of other folks, Jose, obviously.

00:39:48.280 And he was like, hey, can you guys tell Nick to unblock me? 0.97

00:39:52.740 I don't know what the fuck happened. 0.98

00:39:53.660 And like I said, I think I mistook him for somebody else. 0.99

00:39:56.080 I think he had a similar name or a similar profile.

00:39:58.520 I think it's a profile picture because I've seen that profile picture of the cross elsewhere.

00:40:03.300 And I think I just blocked him mistakenly.

00:40:05.060 So that's all fine.

00:40:05.860 But like Archie replied to that and said, he's a terrible person.

00:40:09.420 Why do you care?

00:40:10.100 And that bothers me a lot because – and I'm not going to come out and like give a bunch of reasons why I'm a good person. 0.99

00:40:16.280 Like people who know, they fucking know. 0.99

00:40:17.800 But it's like, dude, you think you've got me pinned as this monstrous like evil fucking person for the dumb shit that I do online. 1.00

00:40:26.640 And literally – let me tell you something. 1.00

00:40:28.480 Literally everything I do online is to make people laugh.

00:40:31.860 It's just to make people laugh. 0.94

00:40:33.380 I could give a fuck about like my popularity or anything. 0.84

00:40:36.680 It's just I'm making people laugh and I know it. 0.96

00:40:38.920 And listen.

00:40:39.820 Go ahead.

00:40:40.280 If you were making the same – you would tweet the same if you had 200 followers or 20,000 followers.

00:40:45.520 It's like you're – and I've been there too.

00:40:48.020 Thank you.

00:40:48.380 I tweeted the same.

00:40:49.940 I had – I mean I had – I've had I think one, two, three.

00:40:53.040 I've had five or six – like five Twitter profiles.

00:40:57.000 This is the only one that has gotten above – gotten some sort of success. 0.99

00:41:01.800 But I tweeted the exact same shit beforehand. 0.98

00:41:03.900 Like I was just – 1.00

00:41:04.600 Yeah, I could give a fuck. 0.99

00:41:06.120 And I mean Shane's probably – Shane's the most popular out of all of us. 0.99

00:41:09.380 And I mean –

00:41:10.960 Yeah, poor old Shane.

00:41:12.420 You have more followers than all of us combined I think.

00:41:14.720 Probably.

00:41:15.060 How did that happen?

00:41:15.680 I have no idea.

00:41:16.700 Oh, yeah.

00:41:17.980 You've been around for a while, man.

00:41:19.980 You're legit.

00:41:20.660 What, four times yours?

00:41:22.260 You're legit, bro.

00:41:23.860 Oh, thank you.

00:41:24.780 Wow.

00:41:25.700 Definitely legit. 1.00

00:41:26.320 Now you guys can suck my dick. 1.00

00:41:27.660 Thank you. 1.00

00:41:29.740 Even though he's –

00:41:30.760 Well, thankfully, being Asian, gag reflex won't be an issue, eh? 1.00

00:41:33.940 Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:41:35.220 I mean, you know, I can't argue with that.

00:41:39.640 But probably Shane's the best.

00:41:40.940 This is unironically –

00:41:42.200 You'll be able to record only an hour later.

00:41:43.560 This is unironically the most racist episode we've ever done.

00:41:48.340 Seriously.

00:41:49.440 And we have Brian Dawson on.

00:41:51.420 Yeah.

00:41:53.460 We want to have him on again, by the way.

00:41:54.900 God, I lost my train of thought again.

00:41:55.940 I'm sorry.

00:41:56.340 I don't know.

00:41:56.640 We got another super chat from Oh Boy, who –

00:41:58.860 He did have another one before where he said he was like a black Jewish New York City woman.

00:42:02.920 I was just thinking of –

00:42:03.820 Oh, that's part of the Slurp Gang intro also.

00:42:08.400 Okay, that was the Slurp Gang intro.

00:42:09.060 Oh, I thought –

00:42:09.840 It's actually –

00:42:12.120 Go ahead.

00:42:13.000 I thought it was a thing on that John Mulaney joke.

00:42:16.700 It's like, I'm –

00:42:18.060 I am gay.

00:42:19.320 I am ace.

00:42:21.260 I'm new in town.

00:42:22.520 In town. 0.57

00:42:22.660 Oh, that's why you said I'm gay.

00:42:25.040 I'm gay.

00:42:25.640 I have ace.

00:42:27.200 I'm new in town.

00:42:29.520 Yeah, all right. 0.89

00:42:30.700 And now he's asking, how many police officers do you have to rape to make up for murdering an old person in a nursing home asking for a friend? 0.98

00:42:38.780 Woo, doggie. 1.00

00:42:40.180 That's a good one there, homie. 0.99

00:42:41.740 All you have to do is go and rip off Andrew Cuomo's nipple rings, and then you're good at that. 0.99

00:42:45.920 I was just going to say something similar to that. 0.98

00:42:48.780 Thank you for the mental image, Cole.

00:42:51.780 Oh, God.

00:42:52.740 Cuomo deserves worse than that. 0.99

00:42:54.180 Like, I think maybe if you throw him in Gitmo and, like, use the nipple rings for some sort of torture that way. 0.99

00:43:00.180 Not just rip them out, but, you know, like, some more prolonged torture of the nipple might be appropriate for him. 0.97

00:43:05.580 Hey, does he have a Prince Edward? 0.95

00:43:07.520 A Prince Albert, you mean.

00:43:08.820 A Prince Albert or whatever.

00:43:10.260 All right, y'all.

00:43:10.880 I quit.

00:43:11.880 I'm out. 1.00

00:43:14.340 I mean, but with the nipple rings and the prince, whatever the fuck. 1.00

00:43:19.340 You know what? 1.00

00:43:19.860 Shane, do you know what Prince Albert is? 0.99

00:43:22.000 That's where you pierce your pee hole. 0.98

00:43:25.320 Yes, correct. 0.98

00:43:26.300 That's right, yes.

00:43:27.220 Is it the pee hole?

00:43:28.340 I thought it was, like, through, like, the middle of the pee.

00:43:30.340 Okay, we don't have to talk about this, guys.

00:43:32.720 I just wanted to know if he knew.

00:43:34.820 Pull it up.

00:43:35.440 Hey, Jamie, can you pull that up? 0.84

00:43:39.600 Yeah, what I was going to say is with the nipple ring and the Prince pee hole, you know, Andrew Cuomo probably deserves another Emmy, I would think, right? 0.78

00:43:47.440 Oh, I thought you were going to say an MRI. 1.00

00:43:50.600 Dude, if he went and got his dick pierced, I would, like, forgive him for everything. 1.00

00:43:56.080 I'd be like, ah, you're cool, bro. 1.00

00:43:57.000 It's good.

00:43:58.320 Yeah.

00:43:59.280 I remember when I was saying, like, that he actually did, he won an Emmy.

00:44:03.940 Why does Archie have a rainbow back?

00:44:05.880 Wait, I like Drew's coming.

00:44:09.080 Drew's always on.

00:44:10.280 I love you, baby.

00:44:11.720 I love you.

00:44:13.320 Last time it was a boy.

00:44:14.560 Your last name was Hancock.

00:44:15.980 Come on. 1.00

00:44:16.420 Drew foot penis here. 1.00

00:44:19.680 Oh, no. 1.00

00:44:20.720 Last time it was torturing midgets or bowling midgets, and this time it's dick piercing. 0.99

00:44:27.980 Yes, I remember what I was going to say earlier. 0.99

00:44:29.720 It was like, at YAL Revolution, there were multiple people that knew who I was from all this shit, and there was a couple of people that were like, oh, shit, you're Nick Ashley. 0.97

00:44:40.200 That was cool. 0.99

00:44:42.260 That was awesome. 0.98

00:44:43.020 And, like, it made me feel really good that I'm, like I said, the point I was making was like, look, dude, everything I do is just to make motherfuckers laugh. 0.94

00:44:52.080 I like making people laugh. 0.96

00:44:53.100 I like making people feel good.

00:44:53.940 And one person – I'll never forget this for the rest of my life, dude. 1.00

00:44:57.520 I'll never forget this shit. 0.99

00:44:58.560 I – we were just meeting people. 1.00

00:45:02.820 Like, we had a circle, and we had people kind of walking by and coming in.

00:45:06.040 We had a bunch of booze on us, so we were, like, passing out beers.

00:45:08.560 Like, hey, you want a beer?

00:45:09.760 A girl came by, and we were all introducing each other.

00:45:15.860 And we were like, hey, how's it going?

00:45:16.600 Nick Ashley.

00:45:17.180 And she literally jumped.

00:45:18.600 She went, oh! 1.00

00:45:19.280 She was like, oh, your neck ass? 1.00

00:45:20.780 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:45:21.480 Like, I got to get a picture with you and everything.

00:45:23.420 I will never forget that for the rest of my life. 1.00

00:45:24.940 Like, that's why I do this shit, bro. 1.00

00:45:26.060 It makes people feel good. 1.00

00:45:27.100 I make people laugh. 0.98

00:45:28.300 I would tweet the same, Cole, like you said, if I had fucking 10 followers or if I had 10,000. 1.00

00:45:32.760 Like, I don't give a fuck, dude. 0.99

00:45:33.740 It's just – and – but what bothers me about the whole thing about Archie is, like, he's calling people bad human beings. 0.98

00:45:40.000 It's like, look, I have issue with that because I try everything I can do in real life.

00:45:43.880 Like, I really try everything I can do to be a good person, and you can't just go and brag about all the good stuff you do.

00:45:50.780 But, look, people who know – people who need to know, they fucking know, and I'll let my actions speak for my character. 0.99

00:45:57.880 Like, I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:45:58.860 Like, I care, but I don't – you know what I mean? 0.99

00:46:00.480 It's kind of weird that I'm talking about it so much and then I say I don't care.

00:46:03.760 But it did bug me.

00:46:05.920 I was really aggravated by it.

00:46:07.180 Hey, I am the chair of the Vermont Libertarian Party.

00:46:10.740 You don't talk about me like that, okay? 1.00

00:46:12.800 Go fuck yourself. 1.00

00:46:17.740 How dare you? 1.00

00:46:18.720 I have credits.

00:46:19.620 You have nothing. 0.93

00:46:20.660 And the thing about it was there were some – if you don't know, now you know, nigga. 1.00

00:46:26.260 That's right, David.

00:46:28.000 It's a Biggie Smalls – it's a Biggie Smalls lyric.

00:46:31.360 I didn't say it for no reason.

00:46:33.080 Were all the other ones Biggie Smalls lyrics?

00:46:35.260 Literally every single time I've ever said any racial slur, it was a Biggie Smalls lyric. 0.99

00:46:41.220 Or Big L. Big L. Big L says faggot a lot in his lyrics. 0.99

00:46:46.940 One other thing I was going to say about the loot crew thing really quickly was when the Kyle dude was going after me for – he basically was like, yeah, like, because of the Burger King guy thing. 0.99

00:46:57.140 He then said that the only thing that I do is play ukulele covers, and I basically was like, what do you do, motherfucker? 0.99

00:47:04.260 You don't do anything. 0.99

00:47:05.900 I mean I do way more than ukulele covers obviously.

00:47:08.460 But then I think he took that as I need to do something, and I think that led to him doxing Rothbergian.

00:47:14.060 Like I think that's what happened because then he tagged – he didn't tag me.

00:47:16.780 He clearly made a reference to me saying, like, you still just do ukulele covers or something as if like doxing one of us is some sort of positive. 0.99

00:47:24.740 What the fuck? 0.99

00:47:25.280 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:47:26.680 That's like a bitch move. 1.00

00:47:27.720 That's a fucking bitch move. 1.00

00:47:29.740 Oh, hey, that's what? 1.00

00:47:30.920 I dare you.

00:47:31.580 I know your real name.

00:47:33.620 I know where you live.

00:47:34.960 I know where you work. 1.00

00:47:36.200 Test me, motherfucker. 1.00

00:47:37.500 Let's do this. 1.00

00:47:38.500 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:47:39.340 Like, dude, what are they going to do? 0.99

00:47:40.340 Like, at the very least, I'll try to fucking catch a 7-6-2 in somebody's chest. 0.99

00:47:45.260 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:47:45.940 Like, come after me. 0.86

00:47:46.840 I don't give a damn. 0.95

00:47:47.800 I mean I do, but I'll – I mean somebody's going to get hurt on the way. 0.78

00:47:51.740 Like I'm not no tough guy. 0.99

00:47:53.580 I'm not no motherfucker who like fucking – like I'm not no – look at me. 1.00

00:47:57.680 You don't have to hold a wrench. 1.00

00:47:58.460 That's about it.

00:47:59.240 I don't have to hold a wrench.

00:48:00.600 No, look though.

00:48:01.240 Really though.

00:48:01.620 You're going to knock someone out with one.

00:48:04.720 I'm not like – this is not coming from no tough guy place or anything like that. 0.99

00:48:08.140 But like seriously, dude, if you're going to do it, then fucking do it. 1.00

00:48:10.240 Stop talking about it like a fucking faggot. 1.00

00:48:12.360 Like all these people do is LARP on Twitter. 1.00

00:48:14.460 All they do – listen, this is the thing that bothers me a lot is all they do is aggressively, negatively shit on people online for doing literally anything, right? 0.98

00:48:26.760 For doing anything. 0.94

00:48:27.640 For doing a podcast.

00:48:28.660 For going to an event. 1.00

00:48:29.420 They're like, bro, that's so fucking stupid. 1.00

00:48:31.060 Why would you ever go to an event? 1.00

00:48:32.480 Why would you vote, dog? 1.00

00:48:33.880 That's fucking retarded. 1.00

00:48:34.900 I'm so smart and I'm so cool. 1.00

00:48:36.700 You're so stupid and I'm fucking awesome, bro. 1.00

00:48:38.680 Like that's all they do. 1.00

00:48:39.620 And it's so aggravating. 1.00

00:48:40.900 So come fucking run up, motherfucker. 1.00

00:48:42.940 Like this isn't even coming from a tough guy place. 1.00

00:48:44.900 It's coming from an angry guy place. 1.00

00:48:47.240 Like fuck you. 1.00

00:48:48.320 Hey, I ran for office in Houston, okay? 1.00

00:48:50.280 Go fuck yourself. 1.00

00:48:51.400 Hey, you ran for office? 1.00

00:48:52.340 Why would you ever run for office, bro? 1.00

00:48:53.860 Politics is for fucking fags. 1.00

00:48:56.020 Like oh yeah. 1.00

00:48:56.420 What are you, a statist?

00:48:58.800 Do you guzzle a statist?

00:48:59.620 Yes, I am a statist, yes.

00:49:00.600 Like Ron Paul? 1.00

00:49:01.260 I'm sick of this shit, dude. 1.00

00:49:04.240 That Rocky dude had said. 1.00

00:49:05.840 It's time to put up or shut up. 1.00

00:49:07.320 Like what the fuck are they going to do? 1.00

00:49:09.140 They're going to take this at a challenge and try to do everything they can. 1.00

00:49:11.500 Fucking try me, motherfucker. 1.00

00:49:12.660 Do it. 1.00

00:49:14.260 All right.

00:49:14.640 I like how that started with talking about Archie and then he's like kind of went off

00:49:17.580 and it's like, oh, I'm sick of the sexual tension.

00:49:25.640 The funniest thing that Archie ever did was the fact that he was supposed to do a debate 0.99

00:49:31.160 at Porkfest and he fucking copped out and he was supposed to argue or debate some black 0.99

00:49:35.580 dude and he didn't even fucking do it. 0.99

00:49:36.920 No, the funniest thing was him saying, the funniest thing, no, the funniest thing ever 0.98

00:49:40.980 is today he goes, okay, and, and I fucking lost it on Twitter. 0.86

00:49:46.200 Yeah, yeah. 0.94

00:49:47.220 Five letters and five letters.

00:49:49.040 That's all he needs.

00:49:49.580 That's five letters.

00:49:50.160 He'll make you laugh your ass off.

00:49:51.380 That's all he needs.

00:49:52.200 You would make me laugh if he typed a certain six-letter word.

00:49:56.960 I'm not even like, dude, I actually, I was just on Twitter and I actually laughed out

00:50:01.340 loud. 0.97

00:50:01.660 Like I saw, okay, and, and I was like, holy fuck, that's actually funny. 0.94

00:50:05.920 How great would it have been if he posted that with like the Giga Chad meme with the big, 0.86

00:50:10.020 if he ever posted a Giga Chad meme, I will lose my mind.

00:50:14.300 I, I, I mean, I'll, I'll be like, I'll be like, okay, Archie, you win.

00:50:18.420 I don't care.

00:50:19.000 You know what?

00:50:19.320 Ask me three questions.

00:50:20.640 Yeah.

00:50:20.880 Go build that case against Dave Smith. 0.99

00:50:22.420 He's been building for fucking who knows how long. 1.00

00:50:24.340 You fucking idiot. 1.00

00:50:25.900 That was, by the way, so funny just about whatever his, uh, that Dave gave him three questions. 1.00

00:50:30.420 It took him like four days to ask all three questions. 0.98

00:50:33.080 He did a whole fucking thread. 0.98

00:50:34.600 Don't talk about one question. 0.99

00:50:36.220 And then Dave's like, yeah, whatever.

00:50:37.460 And he answered them.

00:50:38.100 And then he's like, okay, and what's your next question? 0.99

00:50:39.460 And he's like, oh, I don't know what the fuck. 0.98

00:50:40.920 Oh, that's all I have. 1.00

00:50:42.200 Fuck off, man. 1.00

00:50:43.260 Come on. 1.00

00:50:44.120 Well, then his next, the end of the next question, he was, uh, he, I think he was just like,

00:50:48.200 bye Archie.

00:50:48.880 And then Archie said like TTFN.

00:50:51.260 He said, ta-ta for now.

00:50:53.520 Hey, I'll get back to you on my second question.

00:50:55.960 It might take me a few months, but I'll get back to you.

00:50:58.260 I promise.

00:50:59.340 God, I can't.

00:50:59.900 It's, it's insane.

00:51:01.340 I, we talk about the loser brigade so much, but it's just so easy to talk about them.

00:51:05.160 I kind of want to talk about corporal journalists because let's do it.

00:51:07.840 Yeah.

00:51:07.980 Let's do it. 1.00

00:51:08.800 I had a fun fucking weekend. 1.00

00:51:10.600 Mean them to death. 1.00

00:51:11.820 Mean them to death. 1.00

00:51:12.640 Yeah.

00:51:12.740 I was just going to say, why am I the only one that Archie has blocked here?

00:51:15.580 I don't know.

00:51:16.300 Like he blocked me, dude.

00:51:17.560 Oh, okay.

00:51:18.000 He blocked me months ago.

00:51:20.700 He blocked me. 1.00

00:51:21.600 And I literally said, nigga, you gay. 1.00

00:51:26.580 He's a secret racist. 1.00

00:51:28.260 He's a secret racist. 1.00

00:51:29.220 You don't want that out. 0.99

00:51:29.960 Come on.

00:51:30.380 That's why he still follows you.

00:51:31.840 Hey, real quick.

00:51:32.440 Before I have people in the chat, we're talking about like the word dinger. 0.96

00:51:36.100 Like, so now we can use dinger as a stand-in for nigger. 1.00

00:51:41.140 Like, here's the upside. 0.96

00:51:46.500 You go to, you go to Compton and start shouting dinger.

00:51:49.040 You're not going to get shot. 1.00

00:51:49.980 I mean, the other one, you fucking. 1.00

00:51:52.360 Yeah, they're going to be like, what the fuck is that dinger? 1.00

00:51:55.320 What are you, some white motherfucker? 1.00

00:51:56.540 What the fuck is that dinger? 1.00

00:51:57.380 You like baseball there? 1.00

00:51:59.460 What's up?

00:52:00.400 They're not going to know what that is.

00:52:02.160 You want to see some home runs, kid? 1.00

00:52:05.340 Home runs, what the fuck? 1.00

00:52:08.360 Oh, God. 1.00

00:52:09.480 I had literally the fucking stuff. 1.00

00:52:10.420 I can't wait for the backlash for this one. 1.00

00:52:11.920 Holy shit. 1.00

00:52:12.940 Oh, well, it's going to get worse. 0.99

00:52:14.900 Right before Shue, and she's going to come on 9-0.

00:52:18.260 It's going to get worse.

00:52:18.980 She messaged the podcast because I said something about, that was just like scheduling, and

00:52:25.540 she was just like, oh, by the way, I haven't, I'm not going to watch a single thing.

00:52:29.740 I'm going to come in totally blown.

00:52:30.720 Oh, yeah.

00:52:31.500 And I said, and I said, perfect. 1.00

00:52:33.200 I said, oh, man, you guys are fucking, you guys are on, man. 1.00

00:52:36.480 You guys are fucking on. 1.00

00:52:37.920 I will not be on the Shue episode. 1.00

00:52:39.680 I am the anti-sip.

00:52:40.780 Actually, the real reason, I'm not going to be honest, because I'm in the process of moving

00:52:43.440 right now.

00:52:43.860 But if I was on, you should chime in for a minute and be like, hey, guys, what's up?

00:52:49.020 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:52:49.340 And fuck Bernie Sanders and then leave. 1.00

00:52:51.940 Oh, that's a great idea. 1.00

00:52:53.240 That's just a fantastic idea.

00:52:54.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:52:54.860 I would definitely be aggressively mean to her if we weren't on.

00:52:58.740 It was really funny.

00:52:59.700 It was just like, we have like one woman on.

00:53:01.640 Even though we've had a woman on before.

00:53:02.840 We had Ms. Buckles on. 1.00

00:53:03.740 She did great with the E-Militia. 0.99

00:53:04.900 But we have like another like success.

00:53:07.480 Ms. Buckles.

00:53:08.800 Ms. Buckles from the E-Militia. 0.89

00:53:11.400 Sorry.

00:53:12.300 Sexist?

00:53:13.500 Sexist? 1.00

00:53:14.120 You're a misogynist. 0.89

00:53:15.120 You didn't even know we had a woman on the show? 1.00

00:53:16.560 You're a sexist. 0.99

00:53:17.620 Well, I dare you. 0.99

00:53:18.500 It's like, then we get someone else and then it was just like, y'all are simps.

00:53:21.280 Like, we just, we didn't even do anything.

00:53:24.220 I don't know, man.

00:53:24.820 I subscribed to Dave Smith's OnlyFans and we had him on, so.

00:53:28.200 That's true.

00:53:28.680 I mean, hey, I'm a simp for Dave Smith just as much as anybody else is.

00:53:31.920 Yes.

00:53:33.200 But anyway.

00:53:33.600 Okay, I did want to get to corporate journalists.

00:53:36.400 We got to do it, man.

00:53:37.920 No, dude.

00:53:38.260 So, I saw, I can't remember why I saw.

00:53:41.080 I think someone else had tweeted about like, or quote tweeted her.

00:53:44.560 What was her name again, Toad?

00:53:45.660 You had her name. 0.99

00:53:46.500 Some dumb blue check. 0.99

00:53:47.520 It don't matter her name. 1.00

00:53:48.480 Jessica Huseman.

00:53:50.320 Jessica Huseman.

00:53:51.460 Yeah.

00:53:51.680 And so, like, I still.

00:53:52.620 I was trying to get you to not say the name, but it doesn't matter. 0.99

00:53:55.280 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:53:56.300 It's all public. 0.99

00:53:57.120 It's all public anyway.

00:53:58.200 I don't know.

00:53:58.680 I don't know what I was thinking.

00:53:59.600 It might be Jessica Huseman. 0.96

00:54:01.780 I'm not sure.

00:54:02.520 I just want to give the full, like, the full story because, like, it was pretty funny how

00:54:07.320 it happened.

00:54:07.780 So, like, I just saw her.

00:54:09.440 The whole thread was super funny, too.

00:54:11.520 Just how she, like, so she starts off because Texas was going to allow unvaccinated kids to 1.00

00:54:17.560 school. 0.92

00:54:17.980 And so, she freaked the fuck out.

00:54:19.820 She literally said, oh, my God.

00:54:20.840 Oh, my God.

00:54:21.300 I'm going to.

00:54:21.580 My sister is a teacher.

00:54:23.020 Oh, my God.

00:54:23.540 Or something like that. 0.87

00:54:24.460 And then she was just talking about how COVID is going to kill her sister at school.

00:54:28.260 And all these things are so bad.

00:54:30.100 And literally, it was like, tweet.

00:54:31.160 It was like, bam, tweet.

00:54:32.520 COVID so bad.

00:54:33.360 Bam, tweet.

00:54:34.100 My sister's a teacher.

00:54:35.020 It's going to be terrible.

00:54:36.100 Bam, tweet.

00:54:36.900 Here's her Amazon link wish list.

00:54:38.340 And so, I was like, this is textbook grifting.

00:54:43.140 I was like, you can't.

00:54:44.020 You can't.

00:54:44.560 Like, this is textbook grifting.

00:54:45.740 So, I just hooked up Jesus.

00:54:47.420 Amazing guy.

00:54:48.160 Has the grifty awards.

00:54:49.680 I just tagged him.

00:54:50.580 I said, is this a good grifty or something like that?

00:54:53.880 Set it down.

00:54:54.900 It got, like, 10 likes.

00:54:56.380 It really wasn't that great of a tweet.

00:54:58.120 And I, like, went away.

00:55:00.460 And I was like, I'm going to play some Warzone with my buddies.

00:55:02.320 I started playing.

00:55:03.080 Then my phone starts blowing up. 0.99

00:55:04.520 I was like, what the fuck is going on? 0.98

00:55:05.820 I checked. 0.99

00:55:06.280 I looked.

00:55:06.820 And she had quote tweeted me, like, another thread. 1.00

00:55:11.480 I was like, what the fuck? 0.98

00:55:12.660 And then I, and then so people from her, following her, got into my mentions. 0.99

00:55:17.880 It was talking about how teachers are heroes and everything.

00:55:21.340 And that's when I said, well, someone said, you do know they have to buy their own stuff.

00:55:26.140 They're, so it's like, their life is so hard.

00:55:28.780 I can't remember what exactly they said.

00:55:29.880 And that's what I said.

00:55:32.500 Yeah, their life is so hard.

00:55:33.920 They get summer vacation off. 1.00

00:55:35.140 Go fuck yourself. 1.00

00:55:36.160 Right. 1.00

00:55:36.740 You get paid the full year for nine months of work.

00:55:39.520 Oh, my God.

00:55:40.320 Oh, my God.

00:55:41.000 I'm a teacher.

00:55:41.540 That's why I replied.

00:55:43.940 That's why I replied.

00:55:44.660 I was like, maybe you should have picked a better career than Babysitter.

00:55:47.740 Yes.

00:55:48.380 And then that, like, blew up.

00:55:50.460 Like, she got super pissed at it.

00:55:52.640 And then it just, I was just like, okay, now I'm in troll mode.

00:55:55.580 I'm quote tweeting. 1.00

00:55:56.960 I'm replying to every one of these motherfuckers. 0.99

00:55:59.000 And Babysitter is actually going really easy on her. 0.99

00:56:01.660 Because I replied to that.

00:56:02.780 I was like, it would be more accurate to call her a child abuser or something. 0.85

00:56:06.680 Yes.

00:56:07.320 Yes.

00:56:07.720 Babysitter was easy.

00:56:08.580 Like, I didn't go that far because, I mean, later on I went, like, yeah, you're right.

00:56:12.120 It should be prison guard. 0.81

00:56:13.120 Or, yeah, you're right.

00:56:13.860 Like, stuff like that. 0.99

00:56:15.580 But, like, I mean, it was, but the funniest part was this dumb bitch goes and puts up a poll on the internet. 1.00

00:56:24.180 Oh, no. 1.00

00:56:24.980 Dude, first of all, wait, wait, wait. 1.00

00:56:27.060 Is this man an asshole or a comedian? 1.00

00:56:28.900 She thought you were Dave Smith. 1.00

00:56:30.660 She thought you were, she did.

00:56:32.300 We have to say this.

00:56:33.520 She said, maybe you shouldn't be a comedian because you weren't funny. 1.00

00:56:37.960 And then you said, you're retarded. 1.00

00:56:41.840 You're retarded. 1.00

00:56:43.020 And so you chose the perfect professional and we were all like, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:56:47.340 He's banned. 1.00

00:56:48.000 He's gone.

00:56:48.640 He's gone. 0.97

00:56:49.460 He called the blue check retarded. 1.00

00:56:53.700 Where you went right was you did it in the quote tweet and not in the replies.

00:56:58.280 You're way less likely to get banned if you just post it plainly on the timeline.

00:57:01.460 But, yeah, yeah.

00:57:02.660 She actually thought you were Dave Smith.

00:57:04.580 So that's, go back to the poll.

00:57:06.140 I'm sorry.

00:57:06.520 Go ahead.

00:57:07.080 No, no.

00:57:07.500 That was really funny because I had a lot of people in my mentions going like, oh, you're not a comedian.

00:57:11.460 You're not funny.

00:57:12.800 She's like, okay, I'm not.

00:57:13.800 No, I'm not a comedian.

00:57:14.840 But, yes, I am funny.

00:57:16.060 This is really funny. 1.00

00:57:17.360 Fuck you. 1.00

00:57:18.540 But it was so many people. 1.00

00:57:19.900 Like, I got DMs saying you're an asshole and a terrible person. 1.00

00:57:23.960 I started posting the DMs, the picture of the DMs. 1.00

00:57:26.480 But this dumb bitch, she posts the poll. 1.00

00:57:30.320 Is this man an asshole or a comedian? 1.00

00:57:34.040 And really thinking. 1.00

00:57:34.900 It was usually exclusive, by the way.

00:57:36.740 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:36.920 And then it started out where, like, it was, like, asshole. 1.00

00:57:41.540 At first. 0.99

00:57:41.800 Because, you know, it's all at first.

00:57:43.140 Right at first.

00:57:43.540 It's in her thing.

00:57:44.820 And then whenever.

00:57:45.940 Which, by the way, this woman has 90,000 followers on Twitter. 1.00

00:57:49.400 I don't think that's true, David, by the way.

00:57:51.180 I really don't think.

00:57:51.920 Because, like, there's no way.

00:57:53.280 There's just no way.

00:57:53.960 Why would she say comedian?

00:57:55.620 Why would she say comedian?

00:57:56.500 Like, there's just no way.

00:57:58.800 Drew, with the super chat here.

00:58:00.140 Go to therapy.

00:58:02.700 I've got something.

00:58:04.040 No, she probably needs to. 0.99

00:58:05.300 Jesus.

00:58:05.540 I've got something to tell you all about Drew Hancock.

00:58:08.080 But I'm not going to say it on the show.

00:58:09.220 I'm going to say it after we're done recording and we'll make Drew wonder.

00:58:12.300 All right.

00:58:13.240 But I did want to get to this.

00:58:14.620 So then we all start posting.

00:58:16.680 Like, everybody starts retweeting this.

00:58:18.100 And then it gets to 80-20 comedian.

00:58:21.380 Like, she gets ratioed super hard.

00:58:24.680 Also, by the way, I had some other blue checks I mentioned. 0.99

00:58:27.240 I had Jonah Goldberg in my fucking mentions. 0.98

00:58:29.940 Fat comedian is in the bio, yeah. 0.99

00:58:33.540 But it's so easy. 0.69

00:58:34.840 Oh, my bad.

00:58:35.900 Okay, I got you.

00:58:36.580 I didn't know that.

00:58:37.140 You may be right then, David.

00:58:38.300 You may be right.

00:58:38.700 Okay. 1.00

00:58:39.120 But now it says fat comedian, fat father, fat. 1.00

00:58:42.620 It literally says fat everything. 1.00

00:58:44.140 I clearly.

00:58:45.600 It's a clear parody of somebody.

00:58:47.820 90% of Legion of Skanks.

00:58:50.320 Yeah. 0.98

00:58:50.760 Like, it's retarded. 1.00

00:58:52.780 You should have done something like, hey, by the way, I'll be in DC at the DC Comedy Loft. 0.51

00:58:57.180 Another really funny one was somebody said, I have friends that work comedy clubs.

00:59:04.600 I'll make sure you'll never get a gig.

00:59:06.960 Oh, wow.

00:59:08.260 Oh, no.

00:59:11.480 Which I think code message me was just like, are you worried that Dave is going to lose out on some gigs?

00:59:16.480 I was like, if Dave hasn't lost these gigs already, then he's not doing his job.

00:59:20.040 I didn't say that.

00:59:21.200 But I was just going to say maybe Dave is going to get some of the backlash that is meant for you because I think you're Dave.

00:59:26.200 I don't know.

00:59:27.180 What's funny is Michael Malice got in on this.

00:59:31.400 Tom Woods got in. 1.00

00:59:32.500 Tom Woods tweeted out before I got in on it, but he tweeted out the lady because of her stupid COVID shit. 1.00

00:59:37.820 But Dave actually never got in on it, even though he definitely saw it. 0.99

00:59:43.740 I know he did.

00:59:44.320 He probably saw it, yeah.

00:59:45.620 Yeah, I mean, I got in on it, unfortunately, because then it was – I think it's still going now.

00:59:49.460 There was a guy in there now that is like – he's been – I mean, this is a tweet thread hundreds of messages long.

00:59:56.660 He can't be real.

00:59:57.420 And the thing that the guy did, what happened was I decided I was going to look at this woman's wish list. 1.00

01:00:02.420 So she had her sister's classroom wish list there. 0.94

01:00:06.420 And she got people to actually buy shit off of the wish list, which whatever. 0.95

01:00:09.920 And I was like, oh, good. 0.98

01:00:11.040 You're supporting a huge corporation in Amazon.

01:00:13.560 Like, way to go.

01:00:14.080 I'm sure that's what you want.

01:00:15.060 But I decided I was going to look through the sister's wish list.

01:00:18.340 And I switched over to the personal wish list.

01:00:20.320 And I was kind of just like – I was actually thinking, let's see if there is a dildo in here or something.

01:00:25.340 And I can, like, make a joke out of that. 0.71

01:00:27.120 Scroll down.

01:00:28.220 Bam.

01:00:28.800 There's like this – it's a vibrator that has like – 1.00

01:00:31.740 I see that little motherfucker everywhere too. 1.00

01:00:34.740 It's a vibrator that sucks on your clit. 1.00

01:00:37.380 That's what it is. 1.00

01:00:38.840 I've seen that little fucking thing more than – look. 0.99

01:00:42.220 Okay, listen. 0.98

01:00:43.060 I've seen people that get a tweet that blows up and they post, like, a referral link. 0.99

01:00:47.400 If you see it every day on your wife's nightstand and you're like, oh, damn it. 1.00

01:00:51.020 God damn it. 1.00

01:00:51.560 I walk right into that one. 1.00

01:00:53.620 No, no.

01:00:53.900 I see it like people will have a tweet that blows up.

01:00:56.480 And some people will post below the tweet that blows up with, like, thousands – hundreds of thousands of likes and retweets. 0.99

01:01:02.660 And they'll be like, oh, this shit doing numbers. 1.00

01:01:04.400 Here's my SoundCloud type of shit. 0.99

01:01:05.960 Well, I've seen multiple, multiple of those where they post, like, a referral link to that particular toy. 0.99

01:01:13.700 So I posted that.

01:01:15.580 Like, as a reply, I said, hey, maybe everybody should get this thing that's on her sister's wish list because she's probably not getting it.

01:01:22.280 And I was like, she definitely won't use it in the classroom, guys.

01:01:25.460 Jesus Christ.

01:01:26.220 And then this guy – I think it was the fat dude who was, like, arguing this whole time with us.

01:01:30.020 The one who looks exactly like somebody that wants to be in a class full of children, let's say.

01:01:34.280 Yeah, this was on her personal – the sister's personal wish list.

01:01:39.200 So I wasn't, like, actually saying, like, she's going to use this in the classroom.

01:01:42.460 I just think she's a lonely woman. 0.70

01:01:44.720 This guy immediately responds and says, you know, teachers will use vibrators and sex toys as, like, fidget spinners and stuff with young children who have ADHD. 1.00

01:01:56.020 I'm like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:01:57.480 I swear to God. 1.00

01:01:58.080 I swear to God.

01:01:58.980 He tweeted this. 1.00

01:02:00.500 What the fuck? 1.00

01:02:01.840 It was so ratioed. 1.00

01:02:03.460 It wasn't funny.

01:02:04.920 I was like, I wasn't even implying then.

01:02:06.800 He immediately was jumping to defending giving young children sex toys. 0.81

01:02:11.380 And this teacher, by the way, is a first grade teacher.

01:02:13.340 I looked in her wish list and she had some things that were specific for, like, first grade teachers.

01:02:18.560 So I'm assuming at least.

01:02:20.500 It's the wildest thing.

01:02:21.720 And then plus, okay, then even better.

01:02:24.560 So she – her pole gets ratioed. 1.00

01:02:26.760 I'm crying, y'all.

01:02:27.760 She got ratioed herself on a bunch of stuff.

01:02:30.640 Jonah Goldberg got ratioed, which is really funny.

01:02:32.600 Ace Arcus absolutely demolished him.

01:02:34.000 Oh, he went after Ace, and I was like, yes, this is going to be great.

01:02:38.600 Ace demolished him.

01:02:39.680 But then the next morning, she comes back, and she was just like, basically, I don't care that I lost the pole because my sister still got her stuff paid for.

01:02:49.820 Even though – and she was basically saying it's because of me quote-tweeting her, got her sister stuff paid for because, for some reason, my followers would buy her stuff.

01:03:00.720 It's like – we're talking about how teachers are terrible, and you think we're going to go and buy this stuff.

01:03:05.760 It's like, you have 90,000 followers.

01:03:07.300 They're going to buy it regardless. 0.98

01:03:09.300 But it was so retarded. 1.00

01:03:11.540 She comes back, tries to – she doesn't want to take the L.

01:03:14.000 And then, like, she mentions, like, Fat Dave by name.

01:03:18.940 It was so great.

01:03:20.400 It was one of the most – I gained, like, 300 followers because of this.

01:03:23.900 It was so much fun.

01:03:25.000 You shot back ahead of me because I had taken the lead, man.

01:03:28.200 I had more followers than you, and then you jumped me because of this.

01:03:31.260 I jumped you because I posted a meme that wasn't even mine that got, like, over 4,000 likes.

01:03:36.020 It's just so funny how – it really is a white pill about how much corporate journalists get so – like, they cannot stand any type of criticism. 0.98

01:03:48.280 They're up there on ass so bad, dude. 0.98

01:03:50.320 It's unbelievable. 0.99

01:03:51.700 Whenever his – I can't remember what his – I know his Twitter name is Yanker.

01:03:57.700 He's in our chat.

01:03:58.900 Adam.

01:03:59.160 Oh, Adam.

01:03:59.840 Yeah, Adam, yeah.

01:04:00.620 He posted his 3D-printed gun, and he said – and he was quote-tweeting this other blue check that came in. 0.99

01:04:07.680 I think she was, like, a – she's a writer for some Fox show or something like that, some stupid shitty shows on Fox. 0.98

01:04:13.940 He quote-tweeted her and was just like, I'm going to give this to a girl, and she's going to love it. 0.99

01:04:18.880 I think he's talking about, like, maybe his daughter or something.

01:04:20.780 It was a pink 3D-printed gun.

01:04:23.820 It was just the frame. 0.98

01:04:26.240 Anyway, she – the fucking Corpo bitch quote-tweets it and says, this guy is trying to – is sending this to me, which he didn't send it to her at all. 0.98

01:04:38.940 It wasn't a quote-tweet of her. 0.99

01:04:39.880 Excuse me?

01:04:40.660 Yes, and then she says – and he said he's going to send this to my sister, who's a teacher.

01:04:46.520 He's like, he just said he was going to send it to a girl.

01:04:48.820 And I was just like, you're doing some legit retarded – 1.00

01:04:52.660 Gaslighting or whatever. 0.57

01:04:53.840 No, no, no, she's doing legit journalism. 0.94

01:04:57.080 Like, she's a journalist.

01:04:58.140 She's doing legit journalism.

01:04:58.900 She's just like – this is what she does. 0.63

01:05:00.820 Lying.

01:05:01.320 Yes. 0.66

01:05:02.040 She's legit lies. 1.00

01:05:03.360 I think I did quote you to that.

01:05:04.660 I was like, I can't – like, I expected you to lie, but not this blatantly, to where, like, you could easily see he wasn't – he didn't quote-tweet you, and he wasn't mentioning your sister.

01:05:15.480 He just said a girl.

01:05:16.240 But it's just like – but then the problem is that you also have these people in the replies going, I can't believe someone would do this to you and your teacher sister.

01:05:26.480 She's a hero. 1.00

01:05:27.640 Punk-ass bitches. 1.00

01:05:28.520 It's like, god damn. 1.00

01:05:29.700 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

01:05:30.080 It's – but it is a white peel just to see how much they can get so under their skin under just a little bit of criticism or, like, a little bit of pushback about how, like, they're grifting or just anything.

01:05:43.900 And they'll, like, freak the fuck out, and then they'll get all their other, like, huge friends to join in.

01:05:51.140 And we also threw a tower in the middle there, too, Enemy of the People. 0.91

01:05:53.680 We did.

01:05:54.240 We had a tower.

01:05:55.640 So we threw that one in there because it was quick, and people will jump in because they know that one.

01:05:59.800 But, yeah, that was fun.

01:06:01.980 It was a great time.

01:06:03.180 I had – it was one of those Twitter moments where you're just, like – you just enjoy the moment of being able to live inside a time where everything, like, at that time is kind of revolving around you and, like, some person you're talking about.

01:06:17.060 Like, it just blew up.

01:06:17.940 It was really fun.

01:06:19.140 Also, just Michael Malice being in there and, like, quote-tweeting her, and then she, quote-tweeted back and then realized who Michael Malice was and deleted her tweets about Michael Malice.

01:06:28.540 It was really funny.

01:06:29.520 Oh, no.

01:06:30.200 Yeah, it was a great time.

01:06:33.780 Yeah.

01:06:34.300 It was so much fun.

01:06:35.400 I'm sure the next step for her is to jump off a bridge. 1.00

01:06:38.120 Yeah.

01:06:38.940 No, like, dude, hey, man, just like Pete Quinona says, mean them until they cry and then push them to self-harm.

01:06:45.220 Like, it's 100%.

01:06:47.060 Like, I do people – these people are not – they're liars. 1.00

01:06:51.800 They're trying to push for some stupid – 1.00

01:06:53.880 They're flat-out evil people. 1.00

01:06:55.260 Yeah.

01:06:55.600 Yeah, 100%.

01:06:56.440 Evil.

01:06:56.620 They will use children to their advantage of trying to get you to get the vax.

01:07:01.440 They will lie about what you're saying about them.

01:07:05.040 Yeah.

01:07:05.280 Hey, so President Biden, what do you think about the vaccine?

01:07:07.880 Oh, I think it's a good job. 1.00

01:07:09.280 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:07:09.920 He said the vaccine was good. 1.00

01:07:10.800 Okay, cool.

01:07:11.380 Yeah.

01:07:11.620 I agree 100% with what you just said.

01:07:13.640 Thank you.

01:07:14.440 It's 100%. 0.97

01:07:15.020 Dude, it's – and plus all the vax shit going on right now, vaccine passports. 1.00

01:07:19.620 I was in an argument with a lull bird about that shit today. 1.00

01:07:22.100 It fucking pisses me off. 1.00

01:07:23.940 Oh, it's the worst, man. 1.00

01:07:25.720 It is about to happen.

01:07:27.680 And we're going to – I mean, we're going to talk about it now, I guess.

01:07:31.120 Chrissy Mayer had tweeted out that she is going to not be playing –

01:07:35.100 Oh, yeah.

01:07:35.320 Not be doing shows at comedy clubs that check for vax passports, which is good on her. 1.00

01:07:42.640 And then she also tweeted out that there are other comedians that feel that way, but they're afraid to say it publicly, and they DM'd her telling her that.

01:07:49.660 So, like, she was, like, not alone in this, but she was taking a lot of heat for that from the comedy scene. 0.98

01:07:57.060 Isn't that kind of fucked up, though? 0.98

01:07:59.000 Like, you're a comedian. 1.00

01:07:59.840 You're supposed to – like, the old days of, like, the George Carlin's and the Lenny Bruce's and all those people who are just, like, yeah, what they're telling you is stupid or just making fun of everything. 1.00

01:08:10.980 But then now it's, like, Sarah Silverman being, like, yeah, we need to get the vaccine because the unvaccinated – let me tell you about those fucking idiots. 1.00

01:08:18.760 Isn't that so fucking stupid? 1.00

01:08:20.080 Like, you would think because they're comedians and they're supposed to be the – I guess not the voice of the people, but at least question things. 1.00

01:08:27.780 Or if you're not going to question it, at least joke about some of the things that are happening.

01:08:32.580 But, no, it's like, oh, yeah, you should get the vaccine 100%.

01:08:34.800 And I'm a stand-up comic, so please give me $50, and I'm awesome. 0.99

01:08:38.940 I don't know if that's so stupid. 0.98

01:08:39.940 What I was going to say is, like, comedians usually have the brain type of, like, questioning authority in a funny way. 0.99

01:08:48.260 Like, they don't just take things at face value.

01:08:51.740 They're like, I'm going to look deeper and find a different route so I can make this funny.

01:08:56.340 And usually that comes from critical thinking.

01:08:58.140 Well, I will say, though, I will say not comics usually.

01:09:01.440 I will say, like, the top of the heap comics.

01:09:03.960 Yeah.

01:09:04.460 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:09:04.960 But fucking ones. 0.99

01:09:05.640 Yeah, I was going to – okay, Shane. 0.99

01:09:07.500 No, I'm sorry.

01:09:08.160 Yeah, go ahead.

01:09:08.760 Sorry.

01:09:09.120 Oh, no, I was willing to say just that, like, Carlin and – you mentioned Lenny Bruce specifically.

01:09:14.480 Like, they had their own trouble with the government.

01:09:16.740 They were pretty anti –

01:09:17.220 Yeah, Lenny Bruce got arrested, like, during –

01:09:19.520 Relatively anti-state.

01:09:20.740 Yeah, like, yeah, yeah.

01:09:22.240 And for comedy, just like the whole punk rock thing, which I talked about with Taylor, like, just like the whole punk thing.

01:09:27.800 And now they're more in favor of the government. 1.00

01:09:31.860 Like, rage for the machinists and rage against the machinists is the fucking bullshit. 1.00

01:09:35.460 The silly boomer line, you know, that I said. 1.00

01:09:38.680 I mean, it's – yeah, it's the cathedral, man. 0.90

01:09:40.680 You have the –

01:09:41.920 Uh-oh.

01:09:42.740 We're all right now.

01:09:43.540 Yeah, they're taking hold of the entertainers.

01:09:46.780 Were we ever not?

01:09:49.580 More and more of the entertainers are towing the line and pushing the state narrative now, which is what you see in – I think that's what you're seeing in the comedy industry and all across the entertainment.

01:10:01.140 You know, you see it in sports, whatever else.

01:10:03.440 Yeah, like someone like Mark Norman, who I don't know where his politics are, and that's – maybe Dave Smith would be an example because we all know he's libertarian and all that stuff.

01:10:13.540 But Mark Norman's like, I don't know.

01:10:15.200 Maybe he's left.

01:10:15.820 I don't know.

01:10:16.080 Maybe he's right.

01:10:16.560 I don't know.

01:10:17.080 But the way that he does his jokes and everything like that, it's very – he just jokes about anything.

01:10:22.120 Like, anything that he can think of, I'll just joke about abortion.

01:10:24.700 I'll joke about the vaccine.

01:10:26.200 I'll joke about racism and all that stuff.

01:10:28.260 Like, he's a good comedian in my opinion because that's just how he operates, I guess.

01:10:34.020 I don't know.

01:10:35.120 Not if he can be John Stewart.

01:10:36.340 Not if he can be John Stewart.

01:10:37.540 Yeah, that's –

01:10:37.780 Right.

01:10:38.160 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

01:10:39.020 John Stewart actually kind of sucks. 0.99

01:10:41.400 He had that one good moment. 0.99

01:10:43.540 He had that one good moment recently, but also –

01:10:44.980 But it was too late, man.

01:10:46.280 Like, I think he only did that –

01:10:46.900 I just want y'all to know, Joni knew I had three beers on me, and she just knew I drank my last one, so she brought me another beer. 0.99

01:10:55.160 How great is my fucking wife? 1.00

01:10:56.360 She's a very based wife. 1.00

01:10:58.180 That's true.

01:10:58.900 A plus.

01:10:59.500 Hey, bring me a beer.

01:11:02.440 John Stewart –

01:11:04.540 I'm not going to drink this, by the way. 1.00

01:11:05.960 I'm already too drunk for this fucking show. 0.98

01:11:07.560 Yeah, when Jon Stewart – 0.99

01:11:08.720 I'll drink it later, after the show is over.

01:11:10.240 Thank you, though.

01:11:10.700 Yeah, John Stewart was on Stephen Colbert, and he was actually pretty funny.

01:11:14.680 Wait, wait, wait.

01:11:17.100 Cole's wife said in the chat –

01:11:19.560 Wait, what'd she say? 1.00

01:11:20.640 She said, fuck no. 1.00

01:11:23.180 Look, everyone, look. 1.00

01:11:25.320 I don't even see it.

01:11:28.620 Yeah, he did.

01:11:29.880 No, so Jon Stewart –

01:11:31.000 Yeah, I mean, he was on –

01:11:31.880 By the way, Docs, real quick, by the way.

01:11:33.600 Go ahead.

01:11:34.560 It's fine. 1.00

01:11:35.860 We know who she is, motherfucker. 1.00

01:11:37.420 Yeah, he was on Colbert, and he was making jokes about – 1.00

01:11:41.140 It was pretty funny, and it was about the –

01:11:42.900 I believe about the coronavirus having originated in a lab.

01:11:47.140 Yeah.

01:11:47.840 Which I think we know is probably true at this point.

01:11:50.780 But he was saying it after it has already –

01:11:53.960 Like, after Fauci has even admitted it.

01:11:55.960 So now that it's accepted, he's saying what we were already saying

01:11:59.640 in, like, April of 2020, basically.

01:12:02.280 So –

01:12:02.780 I've been saying it since, like, 2019.

01:12:05.420 I've been saying it forever, you know. 0.74

01:12:07.220 I know I'm kind of retarded, but I know all this stuff.

01:12:09.380 Oh, man, we got Alex Jones on.

01:12:10.900 How did we do that?

01:12:12.480 Well, I was going to say –

01:12:14.100 Because somebody –

01:12:14.720 Another guy, another blue check that was in the comments 1.00

01:12:17.220 about that fucking journo bitch. 1.00

01:12:19.100 He was saying comedians punch – 1.00

01:12:21.740 He was saying comedians –

01:12:25.060 Yeah, he said comedians punch up. 1.00

01:12:26.960 And I was like, bullshit. 1.00

01:12:28.340 Dude. 1.00

01:12:28.740 Comedians – 0.88

01:12:29.340 Comedians punch everyone. 0.98

01:12:31.060 It doesn't matter. 0.98

01:12:32.020 Thank you.

01:12:32.860 Can I say that other –

01:12:34.520 That cat, Kyle, said I was a punch-down clout chaser.

01:12:39.080 A punch-down clout chaser.

01:12:40.660 Like, I'm like, what?

01:12:41.400 For all of –

01:12:42.500 Which also means that we are above the people that, like –

01:12:45.840 Right. 0.99

01:12:46.140 What the fuck? 1.00

01:12:47.620 If you say – 1.00

01:12:48.780 Teachers, we're above gay people. 1.00

01:12:49.600 If you say somebody's punching down – 0.99

01:12:52.420 Yes, if you say that I'm punching down for the –

01:12:54.600 You're saying that I am superior to the people I am making fun of. 0.99

01:12:59.520 Like, who's the one with the fucking problem? 0.99

01:13:02.300 Like, who's the one with the racism issues or whatever? 0.99

01:13:06.600 I'm sorry.

01:13:06.880 I drank three beers way too close.

01:13:08.100 I was drinking earlier on a pretty empty stomach, and I just had three – 0.99

01:13:11.860 I'm, like, fucked for the rest of the show. 0.99

01:13:13.680 I'm done. 0.99

01:13:14.240 Like, this is out.

01:13:15.460 By the way, I was going to say, we need to get to –

01:13:18.680 I want to get to whatever Shane had prepared for us.

01:13:20.960 Please, please.

01:13:22.240 Yes, let's do that.

01:13:23.400 It's the Dave Smith thing.

01:13:24.620 So I think it happened because Dave had quote-tweeted the Chrissy Mayer tweet, right,

01:13:29.240 about not doing comedy shows at places that check back status.

01:13:32.200 Yeah, that's what he meant by punch down.

01:13:40.760 My wife is, like, five feet tall, and I'm, like, 6'2", so I have to punch down. 1.00

01:13:44.960 It's not a choice.

01:13:46.260 Sorry, bro.

01:13:48.080 Yeah, right.

01:13:49.760 Who says women aren't funny? 1.00

01:13:53.620 Only the wives of Tower Power are. 0.99

01:13:55.740 That's right.

01:13:57.700 So I think Dave Smith had quote-tweeted Chrissy Mayer's tweet, if I'm not mistaken, right,

01:14:01.960 and he had complimented her on it, is that what happened?

01:14:04.860 Something like that, I think.

01:14:06.800 Yeah.

01:14:07.180 Shane knows more about it.

01:14:08.500 I believe so.

01:14:10.540 But, like, the main thing, I think, that we're kind of getting to or we're trying to get to is the fact that –

01:14:16.760 Slowly.

01:14:17.620 Yeah, slowly, right, is that, you know, Kevin Brennan had to take offense to it because, okay,

01:14:23.540 so I don't know if you know the history of Kevin Brennan and Chrissy Mayer and all this stuff, 0.94

01:14:28.080 but Kevin Brennan basically just goes after whoever the fuck he wants to go after. 0.91

01:14:31.180 So I guess Chrissy Mayer is just one of those people that he just – I don't know. 0.98

01:14:36.020 He targets for whatever reason.

01:14:38.420 But Chrissy Mayer has a show on Compound Media.

01:14:40.600 She has a show, her own show, podcast, whatever.

01:14:44.400 And Kevin Brennan used to have a show on Compound Media called Burning Bridges.

01:14:48.520 And so – but then he – I guess he quit and there's a whole thing.

01:14:53.760 And, look, I'm just going to say, like, on the record, whatever, I am a fan of Kevin.

01:14:58.660 I think he's – he's a great stand-up.

01:15:00.240 He's hilarious.

01:15:01.720 And I think sometimes even his Twitter can be pretty funny.

01:15:04.780 But then all this stuff – because he'll complain about the vaccine and people are like, oh, I can't – like, just get the vaccine.

01:15:10.880 I don't know what the problem is.

01:15:11.880 But then there was that one video clip that I posted to him where he's like, yeah, the government is all about themselves.

01:15:17.100 And, you know, they're all – they're trying to baby everybody.

01:15:19.520 And it's just like, okay, so which is it then? 1.00

01:15:21.100 You don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. 1.00

01:15:22.420 You're just going all over the fucking place, you know? 1.00

01:15:24.280 So, yeah, I mean, because he's unprincipled and he also seems to think that he's a big shot even though he's riding the coattails of his much more famous brother, Neil Brennan, who is actually a famous comedian. 0.98

01:15:37.740 Kevin Brennan is a not very famous comedian who's his brother.

01:15:42.440 He was on one season of Saturday Night Live.

01:15:45.480 Hey, come on. 0.77

01:15:46.040 Calm down.

01:15:46.740 He's a big shot.

01:15:47.900 Come on.

01:15:48.240 Oh, man.

01:15:49.580 All right.

01:15:51.700 Yeah.

01:15:52.100 Well, I mean, you watched more of the podcast episode than I did where Kevin was bashing Chrissy Mayer and Dave Smith from what I saw.

01:16:01.700 Yeah.

01:16:02.020 Yeah.

01:16:02.440 Neil Brennan co-created The Chappelle Show is correct.

01:16:04.840 Yep.

01:16:05.660 So –

01:16:06.220 Legend.

01:16:07.740 Yeah, yeah.

01:16:09.220 Right.

01:16:09.880 And so, okay.

01:16:11.780 So I guess the main thing that we kind of want to also talk about is the fact that, well, you know, Dave Smith said his piece and then Kevin Brennan was saying, well, you don't sell any tickets.

01:16:21.400 Like, you say you're a comedian, but I don't see any dates on your website.

01:16:26.020 But then you go on Kevin Brennan's website, and I don't see any dates yet.

01:16:28.920 So who are you to fucking say, hey, you don't have any dates on your website?

01:16:33.380 I mean, granted, Dave's website's like, what, from the 1900s? 0.98

01:16:36.300 So who knows what the fuck is going on there? 0.97

01:16:37.580 I don't know. 0.99

01:16:37.980 If you go to DaveSmith.com, it seems that he's a car salesman in Idaho.

01:16:42.560 So I don't know what's going on.

01:16:43.540 I don't know what's going on.

01:16:44.080 Wait, really?

01:16:44.860 He doesn't have any dates.

01:16:45.840 Go to DaveSmith.com or Tones, whatever. 0.80

01:16:52.080 But, yeah, I mean, I think he was getting a lot of shit wrong in the parts of that episode that I saw where he was saying – 0.93

01:16:59.840 Bring it into the stream, Toad. 0.94

01:17:01.400 You're right about this.

01:17:02.840 Yeah, I know I'm right.

01:17:05.220 Is that actually DaveSmith.com?

01:17:07.160 Yeah. 0.99

01:17:07.560 Holy shit. 1.00

01:17:07.940 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1.00

01:17:09.660 Dude, I can literally save $3,500 on select new 2021 Gs. 1.00

01:17:15.060 Holy shit. 1.00

01:17:15.440 Now you know why he has at Comic DaveSmith because I don't know anyone that makes stupid for car salesmen. 1.00

01:17:20.860 No, this is just DaveSmith actually being a Jew. 0.97

01:17:23.980 He just, like –

01:17:26.340 Yeah, there you go.

01:17:28.280 That is true.

01:17:29.480 He gets you in with that 0% APR. 0.99

01:17:32.220 Yeah, that's what the fuck is. 0.99

01:17:33.580 It's not a used car salesman, Toad. 0.99

01:17:35.420 You lied.

01:17:35.900 It's just a – it's a dealership.

01:17:38.040 Did I say used?

01:17:38.960 I don't know if I said used or not, but okay.

01:17:40.940 That's your anti-Semitism coming out, but yeah.

01:17:45.120 Anyways.

01:17:45.760 It's so ingrained in me.

01:17:47.020 Sorry.

01:17:48.160 But, yeah, Kevin – I mean he was saying that like Chrissy Mayer only has one show once a week on Compound Media.

01:17:54.040 I'm like that's not true because that's the wet spot and she has the Chrissy Mayer podcast, which is her main podcast.

01:17:59.540 No, that's not – I think what he was saying was he was implying that she was a bad person for being on Compound Media,

01:18:04.480 which is run by, you know, Anthony Cumia.

01:18:06.080 Anthony Cumia, yeah.

01:18:07.140 Right, right. 0.94

01:18:07.940 Who is admittedly not the best person, but he's fucking – yeah, he's hilarious. 0.94

01:18:12.340 He's great. 0.97

01:18:13.020 Yeah.

01:18:13.680 And obviously –

01:18:14.620 I don't care about your personal life if you're funny.

01:18:16.840 I'm just going to say it. 0.99

01:18:17.580 Like I don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:18:18.860 That's why people don't care that I beat my wife. 1.00

01:18:20.940 I couldn't even get that out before I started to chuckle.

01:18:27.480 That was a good one. 0.92

01:18:28.820 Not like beat your wife, like beat your wife. 0.99

01:18:31.580 You know what I'm saying?

01:18:32.240 Jesus Christ.

01:18:33.440 All right.

01:18:35.560 Oh, great.

01:18:37.840 But so, okay.

01:18:39.340 I guess like the Compound Media, you know, Anthony had to do that because he got fired for racist tweets. 0.99

01:18:46.560 And I don't know how many accounts that motherfucker's had. 0.98

01:18:49.480 Who knows, like 1,000 at this point. 0.99

01:18:53.000 But, yeah.

01:18:53.660 So this whole thing is basically Kevin Brennan trying to, I guess, point out at the fact or lack thereof that Daysmith isn't really a stand-up comic. 0.91

01:19:01.100 If you're really a stand-up comic, you should be getting dates at the stand because that's where you film Legion of Skanks twice a week now, I think, or once a week or whatever the fuck it is. 0.97

01:19:09.240 They change their schedule every fucking day it seems like. 0.51

01:19:11.120 Yeah, and, I mean, he was just assuming how Dave operates, which is just not the same. 0.97

01:19:18.620 Like, he's like, why is Dave not on tour?

01:19:20.440 Like, why does he have any tour dates?

01:19:21.680 It's like, ah, well, because, I mean, Dave will do something.

01:19:24.380 Like, he did a couple weeks ago.

01:19:25.400 He scheduled a show, like, a week before it was supposed to happen.

01:19:29.420 He probably sold it out.

01:19:30.700 I don't even know.

01:19:31.320 Yeah, he did it with Robbie just a little bit ago, and he, like, sold out the show.

01:19:35.860 I mean, he doesn't tour anymore.

01:19:38.300 That was the D.C. comedy loft thing. 1.00

01:19:42.260 I hope you all realize how much shit we're going to get for sucking Dave's dick right now for this. 1.00

01:19:50.660 Only for Gaius, who hates podcasts, so he'll never watch this and never hear it. 1.00

01:19:55.080 But he was giving me a lot of shit for defending Dave last night because he was saying to Dave. 0.99

01:19:59.460 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 1.00

01:20:00.520 I'm just saying, like, all these Loot Crew faggots are going to be like, oh, look at these fucking queers, bro. 1.00

01:20:05.240 I just want to say they already were in the podcast mentions. 1.00

01:20:10.560 They already tagged us already in a tweet, so it's already happened. 1.00

01:20:15.440 Yeah, we're sucking Dave's dick. 1.00

01:20:17.700 I just joked about his fucking website being, like, 100,000 years old. 1.00

01:20:20.640 So what the fuck are we talking about? 1.00

01:20:23.200 Right. 0.99

01:20:23.780 I just joked that he's finally Jewish because he's actually selling cars and making money. 0.99

01:20:27.980 Kevin got really Jewish and was trying to claim that he makes more money than Dave. 0.54

01:20:35.380 I thought you were going to say he was exaggerating the numbers of the Holocaust.

01:20:38.740 Nope.

01:20:40.900 I didn't get to that part of the episode yet.

01:20:44.440 I really want to get to what Shane had for us because he kind of – I didn't watch the video.

01:20:50.480 Like, I didn't want to – I wanted to be –

01:20:51.720 I wanted to be –

01:20:52.720 We'll watch the video.

01:20:55.040 We'll watch the video.

01:20:56.300 Pull it up, Toad.

01:20:57.880 All right.

01:20:58.100 Shane, how did you find us real quick?

01:20:59.600 You, like, explain what this is before we get in here.

01:21:02.040 Okay.

01:21:02.360 So the video clip that we're going to play because I had a – hey, should I play this on the Tower show?

01:21:08.780 Because, you know, this is my big break and I don't want to fuck it up. 0.95

01:21:12.540 And we haven't even let you talk, so that sucks. 0.98

01:21:15.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

01:21:16.940 And so democracy, you know, I was using democracy because that's the means that we have.

01:21:22.460 And it was yes or no.

01:21:23.480 And I guess we're going to do it because yes is the winner.

01:21:27.360 Yes, yes, yes.

01:21:28.560 Like, we were going to do it anyway.

01:21:30.200 Let's not pretend. 0.99

01:21:30.700 If we were going – if we were – if that actually – if no won the poll, we'd be like, fuck democracy. 1.00

01:21:35.940 We're doing this shit. 1.00

01:21:37.580 Democracy works, Nick. 1.00

01:21:38.900 Democracy works.

01:21:40.040 That's what we do with our title poll anyways.

01:21:42.140 It works for whatever – I get the outcome that I want.

01:21:45.700 Exactly.

01:21:46.340 Yeah, and I also have the other – I had actually the Jessica Huseman stuff up that we already talked about, but that's fine.

01:21:51.680 And I have the –

01:21:52.520 By the way, if the Jessica Huseman did go my wrong way, I would say democracy is just retarded. 1.00

01:21:59.180 But since it went my way, I'd be like, hey, man.

01:22:02.060 And I have the –

01:22:02.820 That's what I'm saying.

01:22:03.680 Don't forget to vote.

01:22:05.300 Yeah, right.

01:22:05.900 I have the show me the 1099s up too, which was Kevin Brennan saying he wants to see Dave Smith's tax returns.

01:22:14.060 Show me the 1099s, man.

01:22:15.720 I definitely need more than that. 1.00

01:22:17.380 Look, I know that we're fucking with them and shitting on them, but I fucking love the guy. 1.00

01:22:22.080 He's so funny. 1.00

01:22:23.940 He's just someone that he just – I don't know.

01:22:26.020 There's just something about his anger that just every single time I hear him talk, I hear that theme song started to play the first five seconds. 0.99

01:22:31.140 And I'm like, I know some shit's going to go down. 0.99

01:22:33.260 I just know. 0.97

01:22:34.160 Even if I'm not going to like it and all that stuff, I just – I don't know.

01:22:37.380 I just – I like the show.

01:22:38.660 I can't help it.

01:22:39.480 That episode –

01:22:40.000 Ruffordian is in the chat if you guys haven't noticed.

01:22:41.840 What's up, Masha?

01:22:42.620 What's up, Masha?

01:22:43.660 Yeah, that episode just pissed me off because it was just him slamming Dave the whole time.

01:22:48.680 Yeah.

01:22:49.020 He was being totally disingenuous.

01:22:50.760 He didn't even know what he was talking about.

01:22:52.080 I want y'all to understand something.

01:22:54.960 This I experienced in real life.

01:22:56.740 You see Nathan's tweet about democracy?

01:22:58.780 Highlight that for me because I have a soapbox to jump on.

01:23:01.140 This is exactly what I'm talking about. 0.99

01:23:03.280 We're sitting here just – we're just talking shit, just being silly about the concept. 0.98

01:23:08.360 And he jumps in – not to pick on you particularly, Nathan, but he jumps in with a serious – 0.99

01:23:12.960 Toad, stop interrupting me. 0.98

01:23:13.900 He jumps in with a serious statement about a joke that we're just shooting the shit about. 0.99

01:23:20.480 We know, Nathan. 0.99

01:23:21.700 We fucking understand. 0.98

01:23:23.320 We know Hoppa's take on democracy. 0.99

01:23:25.340 You don't have to autistically jump in and say the serious thing. 0.99

01:23:30.640 This is why me and CK kept up going on walks at the fucking thing. 0.94

01:23:37.320 I'm going to make Nathan a moderator because I love the comment so much. 0.96

01:23:40.480 Imagine that but in real life.

01:23:43.260 Every single time you were just trying to sit down and have a drink with somebody.

01:23:47.600 Like just imagine that.

01:23:48.720 This is – it's so perfect that that happened just now.

01:23:51.540 This is great.

01:23:52.480 Thank you, Nathan.

01:23:53.280 Very cool.

01:23:54.540 What's Hoppa's point on –

01:23:57.540 Let's go into it.

01:23:58.300 Yeah, let's go into it.

01:23:58.900 Shane, we're going to work.

01:24:00.180 Oh, God.

01:24:00.480 Honestly, can we start talking about argumentation ethics, guys?

01:24:04.000 I really want to get into this argument.

01:24:05.220 Autocracy blows the line between who are the people and who are the governments, that they

01:24:09.400 think that they are the government.

01:24:12.360 Oh, okay.

01:24:13.080 Let's watch this.

01:24:14.520 Let's watch this video.

01:24:15.440 We make serious points on this show too.

01:24:17.420 No, but the point I was – I was just saying, like it was very funny that that happened.

01:24:21.100 Okay, so oh, that's clever.

01:24:22.500 I just want to say he said, is Nick's reaction just as autistic?

01:24:25.120 Yes, it is.

01:24:25.880 100%.

01:24:26.160 You're pretty right.

01:24:26.880 Yeah, you're correct.

01:24:28.060 Yes.

01:24:28.320 So anyway, before we play the video, the video is from – there's this documentary

01:24:33.540 that's actually on Kevin Brennan from a YouTube channel called – it's from a guy named

01:24:38.060 Porcelain, and he's done documentaries on other people before.

01:24:42.960 I think like Joe Mattarese.

01:24:44.860 I think he did – I believe it was him or Beige Frequency that did one on Jim Norton.

01:24:50.200 And so yeah, but anyway, that's where this clip is from.

01:24:55.100 It's sort of out of context, I guess, but the whole point of it is the fact that this 0.59

01:25:00.760 guy will basically say whatever the fuck he wants to say, and this is the – this 0.95

01:25:05.280 is proof of it, I guess. 0.98

01:25:07.100 And I do actually follow Shane, by the way. 0.95

01:25:09.220 Twitter is just being gay over here. 1.00

01:25:12.540 Yeah, you unfollowed me. 0.98

01:25:13.680 I see what's happening.

01:25:14.600 I unfollowed you, man.

01:25:16.820 Dude, fake-ertarians is their follow. 1.00

01:25:18.460 They don't challenge the crowd.

01:25:20.180 And when I go up there, they're like, what's your problem? 0.99

01:25:22.100 I'm like, nigger, please. 1.00

01:25:24.220 That was with an A. 0.98

01:25:25.560 I don't care, man. 0.99

01:25:26.620 I've got to say what the fuck I've got to say. 0.99

01:25:28.560 Hey, but you've got to let other people talk. 1.00

01:25:30.300 I've been letting you motherfuckers talk. 1.00

01:25:32.160 And what the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

01:25:34.240 Write that. 1.00

01:25:34.920 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

01:25:36.680 Because all weekend long, I was at the fucking McGuire's on Long Island. 1.00

01:25:39.820 And these people look at me, I'm like, listen, niggers, okay? 1.00

01:25:42.740 I just did a show for 10,000. 0.99

01:25:44.340 Listen, I just did a show for 10,000 people.

01:25:46.880 There's 100 here. 0.99

01:25:48.520 My dick ain't hard. 0.99

01:25:49.560 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

01:25:50.440 Keen to give a struggling man of color down on his look a fair shake, Kevin sought the 1.00

01:25:55.900 assistance of his few remaining celebrity friends to help promote the...

01:25:59.160 I thought he was calling him the Fuhrer.

01:26:00.640 Although to a visibly decaying ethno-nationalist like Anton Akumic, the sight of Jimmy Martinez

01:26:05.800 storming the compound media headquarters would have likely sent his ill-fitting hairplug

01:26:10.520 shooting from his charred scalp. 0.91

01:26:12.640 When you get one black guy with like Artie Fuqua and then Godfrey shows up, it gets louder 1.00

01:26:17.280 and louder. 0.96

01:26:18.580 They get like a contact high around black people. 0.98

01:26:21.000 I've been on the train. 0.97

01:26:22.020 They get louder.

01:26:23.300 I couldn't leave last week because I had a mic in my face.

01:26:26.260 So it was my show.

01:26:27.300 So I kept saying, cut his mic, cut his mic, cut his mic.

01:26:29.140 They wouldn't cut his mic.

01:26:31.420 Trying to cut your mic?

01:26:32.900 You know what I'm saying?

01:26:34.320 Like... 1.00

01:26:34.440 So then I finally just said, cut that nigger's mic. 1.00

01:26:38.220 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:26:41.400 So I think... 1.00

01:26:42.140 I love Kevin Brennan now.

01:26:44.600 I think the takeaway here is going to be, yeah, that Kevin Brennan should be on our show 0.94

01:26:50.180 and absolutely, yeah, black people talk too much for a movie. 0.94

01:26:54.340 Kevin Brennan, go on not a podcast. 0.95

01:26:56.200 You guys should totally like tweet at him anytime he tweets something.

01:26:58.980 Hey, go on not a podcast.

01:27:00.000 Hey, Tower Gay, like, come on, let's do it. 0.98

01:27:01.740 Like, oh, man, that'd be so fucking awesome. 0.98

01:27:03.240 I do love that, like, it's a comedian that was like, we'll say nigger and like, we'll 1.00

01:27:07.940 not, like, cue black people. 0.81

01:27:09.920 Yeah, exactly. 0.96

01:27:11.220 But then he's upset about COVID.

01:27:13.660 Right, exactly. 0.99

01:27:14.760 That's the whole fucking point. 0.99

01:27:16.480 Exactly. 1.00

01:27:16.780 That's the whole fucking point. 0.99

01:27:17.920 Like, he'll say that and then he'll be like, yeah, 0.99

01:27:20.180 you know, you got to get the vaccine because I want to go back to doing comedy clubs, even

01:27:23.340 though he, even though recently he said that he's canceled gigs.

01:27:26.500 Like, okay, so what is it then? 0.97

01:27:28.200 You're complaining about dates, but it doesn't have any dates, but then you fucking canceled 0.97

01:27:30.980 dates. 0.99

01:27:31.460 So what the fuck is it? 0.99

01:27:32.880 That is so funny. 1.00

01:27:34.100 It is so, it is.

01:27:35.920 I mean, I can't, I don't even have words for just how funny that is.

01:27:39.560 Okay.

01:27:39.960 Just the hypocrisy there.

01:27:41.980 That documentary, like Nick said, I love, he's like, I love Kevin Brennan now.

01:27:46.320 Now, usually when, when Porson will do a documentary, it's usually, I would say like maybe 65, 70%,

01:27:54.120 like I don't like this person, but this one was kind of like middle of the road.

01:27:57.440 Like, I don't know. 1.00

01:27:58.280 He said some stupid stuff. 1.00

01:27:59.320 I don't know. 1.00

01:27:59.840 It goes back to like Opie and Anthony days.

01:28:01.880 I don't know.

01:28:02.320 Oh yeah.

01:28:02.660 I love Opie and Anthony.

01:28:03.880 Yeah.

01:28:04.140 Oh yeah.

01:28:04.480 Yeah.

01:28:04.780 It was great.

01:28:05.260 Yeah.

01:28:05.900 So I, so yeah, I would highly recommend watching that documentary just for the entertainment value 0.99

01:28:11.840 alone to hear the inward drops to a black guy, Jimmy Martinez, a, to a, yeah, a fucking dark 1.00

01:28:20.780 skinned motherfucker. 1.00

01:28:22.680 And Shane had made a, made the point in the tweet because I guess figure Terrence must 0.99

01:28:27.580 be siding with Kevin Brennan right now on Twitter because they're anti Dave Smith.

01:28:31.560 Right.

01:28:31.920 Right.

01:28:32.240 Right.

01:28:32.700 Yeah, exactly.

01:28:33.420 Yeah.

01:28:33.620 So I did see this.

01:28:35.120 This is really funny.

01:28:36.120 Yeah.

01:28:36.320 So yeah, exactly.

01:28:37.320 So like, yeah, uh, Kevin Brennan was saying something and I can't remember exactly who they

01:28:41.420 were replying to, but yeah, they're like, Oh, it looks like someone's jealous that, that

01:28:45.400 Kevin Brennan's got a Wikipedia page.

01:28:48.060 Oh, I saw that. 1.00

01:28:49.360 You fucking assholes. 1.00

01:28:50.680 Like, okay. 1.00

01:28:51.360 And that's when I was like, Oh, okay.

01:28:53.140 Yeah.

01:28:53.280 Let's see.

01:28:53.720 And then that's why I quoted it.

01:28:54.580 And I said, yeah, this is who the faker Terrence are aligning themselves with because 0.97

01:28:57.620 they hate Dave Smith so much.

01:29:00.380 They immediately were like, Oh, yikes.

01:29:03.360 Right.

01:29:03.860 Like anybody who, let me tell you something right now. 1.00

01:29:06.120 Anybody who unironically says yikes deserves to have their fucking teeth knocked out by a 0.99

01:29:10.960 a morning star from mortal combat. 1.00

01:29:13.740 Anyone motherfucker. 0.99

01:29:15.380 By the way, they also, they didn't walk back from their, like they ran back from, from Kevin 1.00

01:29:21.120 after that, because yeah.

01:29:22.960 Yeah.

01:29:23.880 Oh dude.

01:29:24.840 Yeah.

01:29:25.040 They got, they were so, uh, after they said, like someone told him like, Oh yeah, this guy

01:29:29.340 said like the N word multiple times.

01:29:31.420 They're like, we are so sorry.

01:29:33.600 We 100% condemn this man.

01:29:35.940 Yeah.

01:29:36.280 And like, unlike Dave Smith, unlike Dave Smith, who won't condemn anyone.

01:29:39.980 He won't backtrack anything.

01:29:42.140 Oh my God.

01:29:43.280 Hey, highlight that super chat.

01:29:45.500 I'm actually interested in this answer.

01:29:47.660 Oh, I was just going to say, it's like forced cognitive dissonance.

01:29:51.320 Faker Terrence is like, they have cognitive dissonance all over the place. 1.00

01:29:55.340 Goddamn, I'm retarded. 1.00

01:29:56.240 I'm not even drinking. 0.99

01:29:57.040 What's the wrong thing is going to be, whoever gives the most, the highest super chat will

01:30:01.900 be able to, will point it out and ask every episode what's their favorite racial slur.

01:30:06.160 That's okay.

01:30:07.620 Shane, what is your favorite Asian racial slur?

01:30:09.780 That's fine.

01:30:10.160 But Asian racial slur.

01:30:11.760 I would probably, I mean, I guess like, I mean, I guess I go with like the classic, like

01:30:15.760 gook or something, you know, does that, you're hitting gook or whatever, you know, cause 1.00

01:30:18.680 you gotta go with that hard G, you know, what about the fact that John McCain liked to

01:30:24.400 use that one? 0.57

01:30:25.160 Yes.

01:30:25.440 My favorite, my favorite, by the way, is zipper head.

01:30:29.660 Zipper head is always number one for me.

01:30:31.560 Oh, I like zipper head.

01:30:32.980 Or like, or like floss, or was it like a, like almond eyes or floss, like, you know, your

01:30:37.180 eyes are as wide as like something about floss.

01:30:40.060 Yeah.

01:30:40.360 The slants.

01:30:41.320 Like you remember there was, there was a band of all Asian people called the slants. 0.98

01:30:45.900 Yeah.

01:30:46.100 Yeah.

01:30:46.500 Didn't they actually, they got into legal trouble for that?

01:30:49.420 Yeah.

01:30:50.260 Okay.

01:30:50.620 I can't remember.

01:30:51.560 And this, this is just a, uh, just how good Neocon remover is.

01:30:54.740 I couldn't remember if it was a Neocon remover tweet or a Michael Malice tweet.

01:30:58.420 What did he say?

01:30:58.760 Hitting the slopes.

01:30:59.920 Yeah.

01:31:00.140 The slopes.

01:31:01.500 He said, yeah, he said something about, we talk about black people not skiing, but black 0.94

01:31:05.560 people have been hitting the slopes the whole time. 0.98

01:31:07.920 The whole stop Asian hate thing came out whenever black people were just like assaulting Asian 1.00

01:31:12.480 folks in the streets. 0.97

01:31:13.240 I know.

01:31:13.480 I want to say maybe Malice, maybe Malice retweets, I remember Malice for some reason on that one.

01:31:17.700 I think maybe you retweeted it or something because it was so funny.

01:31:20.460 That was such a great tweet.

01:31:22.200 Oh man.

01:31:23.040 Well, I also.

01:31:23.840 Yeah.

01:31:24.020 Yeah.

01:31:24.120 Ron Coleman represented the slants in their copyright lawsuit.

01:31:26.660 Yeah.

01:31:26.920 I believe that's correct.

01:31:28.180 Oh, yeah.

01:31:30.520 Oh, no.

01:31:31.120 Just a noodle dinger.

01:31:33.600 That is.

01:31:35.580 Yeah.

01:31:36.180 I think my favorite, uh, my favorite racial slur is, uh, my favorite Asian racial slur is 0.96

01:31:41.580 we should definitely like berate Shane right now, like with Asian racial slurs.

01:31:44.820 No, my favorite one, just because, because, just because of Brandon from the, from the chat, 0.99

01:31:49.560 like, just because of, is, is, is noodle nigger. 1.00

01:31:53.020 Noodle nigger. 1.00

01:31:54.120 We should return the favor though. 0.99

01:31:55.280 Shane, Shane, what is your favorite slur for white people?

01:31:59.060 Yeah.

01:31:59.300 I know, I know you got them.

01:32:00.740 Well, and for black people. 0.99

01:32:02.000 Cause Nick is here or Turkish or, you know, well, didn't he say something about like Armenian,

01:32:07.440 like, you know, Armenian genocide.

01:32:09.040 Did that even happen?

01:32:09.500 Yeah.

01:32:09.680 Yeah.

01:32:13.480 I don't know.

01:32:14.100 Nick is like, you're so based, dude.

01:32:15.800 You're so based.

01:32:16.380 Was it 6 million Armenians?

01:32:17.720 I'm not even sure.

01:32:19.440 Um, I don't know.

01:32:20.500 What, what favorite, I mean, that's the thing. 0.90

01:32:23.540 Like, cause I guess you could make fun of white people.

01:32:25.080 They're all great.

01:32:26.620 Like, well, I don't know.

01:32:27.640 I guess this calling them white is now considered a Rachel's fault.

01:32:32.280 I get what you mean.

01:32:37.580 Yeah.

01:32:37.980 I love, I do like honky.

01:32:39.600 Honky is a great one.

01:32:41.000 That's old school.

01:32:42.240 Cracker.

01:32:43.220 Great.

01:32:43.760 Amazing.

01:32:44.520 I call people cracker, cracker, like C-R-A-C-K-A. 1.00

01:32:47.960 C-K-A. 1.00

01:32:48.600 Yeah.

01:32:48.800 Cracker.

01:32:49.620 I call him cracker all the time. 1.00

01:32:51.200 Cracker ass. 1.00

01:32:52.060 Who was that? 1.00

01:32:53.120 Who was that?

01:32:53.960 Who was that? 1.00

01:32:54.360 Cracker ass. 1.00

01:32:55.120 Oh, uncle cracker. 1.00

01:32:56.280 That's what I was thinking of. 0.99

01:32:57.080 Uncle cracker was like a fucking hic-hop before hic-hop was in. 0.98

01:33:00.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.98

01:33:01.340 Was he the one who was like only known for doing, uh.

01:33:03.840 Mayo.

01:33:04.900 Mayo monkeys.

01:33:05.980 Oh, mayo monkeys.

01:33:06.920 Yeah, yeah.

01:33:07.380 Mayo monkeys.

01:33:07.820 Honky tonks.

01:33:08.760 I forget what Uncle cracker even did.

01:33:11.000 I always see a mayo monkey from Pete Quinones. 0.99

01:33:13.780 He always says fucking mayo monkey. 1.00

01:33:15.500 Combskin. 1.00

01:33:16.540 Yeah, semen. 0.99

01:33:17.560 Somebody, yeah, one of them is semen. 1.00

01:33:19.200 Dude, that fucking Bishop Talbert Swan that really went after Ron Paul super hard that one 1.00

01:33:24.340 time. 1.00

01:33:24.560 He called somebody a mayo slathered triglodite, and that was the funniest shit. 1.00

01:33:29.440 That might be it. 1.00

01:33:30.320 That was my favorite.

01:33:31.300 Mayonnaise slathered triglodite.

01:33:32.420 I said that?

01:33:33.300 Yeah.

01:33:34.560 He said, listen.

01:33:35.660 It was so great because he's like somebody was trying to dunk on him, and he goes, listen

01:33:39.520 here, you mayonnaise slathered triglodite. 0.96

01:33:41.900 That's like, I fucking hate the guy for what he was talking about with Ron Paul, but I'm 0.99

01:33:47.060 like, goddamn, this guy, maybe he's onto something here. 0.99

01:33:49.440 He's calling people mayonnaise. 0.99

01:33:50.800 Chocroach.

01:33:51.360 Yeah, Chocroach.

01:33:52.440 Chocroach is good.

01:33:53.320 Chocroach.

01:33:54.620 How about, like, vanilla?

01:33:56.640 We hate everybody.

01:33:58.800 How about your favorite Sean King nickname? 0.96

01:34:01.720 Since he's white, right? 0.78

01:34:02.860 I think he's white, right? 0.68

01:34:05.000 Martin Luther Cream.

01:34:06.540 Talcum X.

01:34:07.620 Talcum X is my favorite for him.

01:34:09.920 Talcum X is always good.

01:34:11.020 Talcum X is the best.

01:34:12.120 It's the most popular one.

01:34:14.360 I don't want to talk about him right now, but we talk about racial slurs instead of

01:34:18.200 Sean King, please.

01:34:19.420 Okay.

01:34:20.980 I'm kidding.

01:34:21.940 I'm kidding.

01:34:22.960 Speaking of grifter. 0.98

01:34:24.120 I'm going to start calling white people Sean Kings. 0.97

01:34:28.640 That's what we mean by we was Kings.

01:34:32.100 We should start calling Sean Kang instead.

01:34:34.420 I don't know if anyone's done that.

01:34:36.800 They're good.

01:34:37.680 Marshmallow.

01:34:38.460 That's really good.

01:34:40.460 That's amazing.

01:34:41.440 I've never heard that one before.

01:34:42.540 Marshmallow.

01:34:42.960 That might be my new favorite one.

01:34:44.220 Thurgood Marshmallow.

01:34:45.160 That's great.

01:34:46.060 Thank you, Blake.

01:34:46.860 Very cool.

01:34:47.920 That's why we say the chat is the best part of this show.

01:34:49.960 Oh, it is. 0.99

01:34:50.660 These people are fucking hilarious. 0.93

01:34:52.740 And now you can make money off of the chat because they've got super chats. 0.99

01:34:57.160 Hell yeah.

01:34:57.500 Like I've said, we'll finally be able to be called grifter and it'd actually be true. 1.00

01:35:03.300 Okay, so we're over an hour and a half in, so we're going to start talking about the

01:35:06.440 age of consent.

01:35:07.300 So, Shane, what do you think? 1.00

01:35:10.720 How soon can I fuck your baby? 1.00

01:35:12.200 Wasn't there like an Aaliyah song, like age is nothing but a number? 1.00

01:35:15.160 Oh, goodness.

01:35:15.980 Oh, God.

01:35:16.980 Jesus.

01:35:18.000 So does the only one think that heard one.

01:35:20.340 I heard that. 1.00

01:35:21.260 Holy shit. 0.99

01:35:21.860 I know the song. 0.99

01:35:23.620 Yeah, I know it's a song.

01:35:24.560 No, no, you didn't. 1.00

01:35:25.600 I said, how soon can I fuck your baby? 1.00

01:35:29.240 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:35:31.660 I disavowed this earlier.

01:35:35.480 I'm sorry.

01:35:35.880 I don't know if it was today or yesterday, but because of Jose's stance on baseball, I

01:35:40.160 disavowed Tower Gang.

01:35:41.180 I am no longer officially affiliated with them in any capacity.

01:35:44.640 I think I'm back in because of Cole's stance on the age of consent, though.

01:35:48.560 Hell yeah.

01:35:49.640 Well, Jose loved baseball now because of this episode, because of Dinger.

01:35:53.600 Dinger.

01:35:54.120 That's true.

01:35:55.260 Dinger's going to pull him right back in.

01:35:57.260 Hey, can I just say, y'all were talking about somebody said something about being a little

01:36:01.700 high just on instinct.

01:36:03.560 One of the speakers at YAL said something about this state, this state of six million

01:36:08.680 people.

01:36:09.080 And I like just looked at CK and I went, seems a little high. 0.88

01:36:13.420 He was like a Minnesota representative or some shit like that, like a Minnesota state

01:36:18.140 rep, not like a federal rep who gets the money. 0.83

01:36:20.680 Oh, I get the money, but I'm allowing my wife, Fat Dave here to use some of it to get 1.00

01:36:25.540 a webcam because I want him to look pretty for the show.

01:36:28.860 That's true.

01:36:29.300 Yeah.

01:36:30.400 Got to show him.

01:36:31.000 He's going to buy me a makeup pack, too, so I can start doing makeup before it's looking

01:36:35.360 nice.

01:36:35.560 Oh, the big time.

01:36:36.940 Hell yeah.

01:36:40.780 Is there actually six million people in Florida?

01:36:44.080 Is that actually the number?

01:36:44.820 There's like 20 million people in Florida.

01:36:46.980 Oh, I thought he was talking about six million people in Florida, and I was like, wait, so

01:36:50.600 does that mean, like, liberals get as mad?

01:36:53.740 No, it was Minnesota.

01:36:54.800 Florida was killed.

01:36:55.680 There's no way Minnesota.

01:36:56.900 It was Minnesota.

01:36:57.680 Yeah, it was a Minnesota state representative.

01:36:59.380 He said he was talking about how, like, his accomplishments and how, like, he's done a bunch of great 0.82

01:37:02.920 shit, and he's like, this state of six million people, and immediately, like, it was like 0.97

01:37:07.620 on instinct. 0.99

01:37:08.240 I looked over at CK, and I was like, seems a little high.

01:37:10.340 Like, I'm not even kidding.

01:37:12.180 I'm serious.

01:37:12.940 I did that.

01:37:13.300 I don't know why.

01:37:13.880 It was just the libertarian in me. 1.00

01:37:14.960 By the way, if I told you we could go back and kill all six million Jews, or we could 1.00

01:37:19.140 kill all of Minnesota, which one would you have thought would have been a larger number? 1.00

01:37:22.400 Minnesota. 0.99

01:37:22.920 Oh, a larger number?

01:37:24.400 I thought you were going to say, which one would I rather have died? 1.00

01:37:26.700 Minnesota, fuck the Midwest. 0.99

01:37:28.340 Before this, I was going to say, which one would you think would have been a larger number? 1.00

01:37:31.300 And I would have gone six million Jews. 0.96

01:37:32.580 I don't know.

01:37:33.140 I was going to say, I was going to say, is the question pre or post George Floyd? 0.99

01:37:40.420 Because if it's pre, then we definitely got to get rid of Minnesota, and then that shit 0.99

01:37:43.800 just never happens. 0.99

01:37:46.140 He's already gone.

01:37:47.240 You don't want George Floyd to happen?

01:37:48.940 It's a showman.

01:37:50.080 All right.

01:37:50.560 Well, you get some memes out of it.

01:37:52.500 I've enjoyed George Floyd, okay?

01:37:54.680 Okay.

01:37:55.500 Wait, who's George Floyd?

01:37:56.380 Rest in peace. 1.00

01:37:58.860 Some fucking dude who had asthma or something? 1.00

01:38:01.540 I don't know. 1.00

01:38:02.220 Oh, okay.

01:38:03.200 I'm completely out of the loop. 0.99

01:38:04.580 I have no idea who the fuck that is. 0.98

01:38:05.760 I believe he went by Big Floyd the landlord. 0.98

01:38:08.100 Forgive our guests.

01:38:08.840 He just had a kid. 1.00

01:38:09.880 He's all sleep deprived and shit. 1.00

01:38:11.420 Just don't worry about it. 1.00

01:38:12.560 Yeah, I don't.

01:38:13.700 Yeah.

01:38:14.260 He went by Big Floyd the landlord, actually.

01:38:17.000 Big Floyd the landlord.

01:38:18.740 Wow.

01:38:19.380 Yeah.

01:38:20.860 Yeah, he hit a wall with his life. 1.00

01:38:24.760 Well, if you didn't have the rent to pay him, you could let him fuck you instead. 1.00

01:38:29.880 Big Floyd the landlord. 1.00

01:38:31.140 We got it, Cole.

01:38:32.840 Nobody knows how to beat a joke into the ground like Cole, huh?

01:38:35.740 Toad.

01:38:36.140 Toad.

01:38:36.520 Toad.

01:38:37.160 I'm drunk.

01:38:38.720 Nobody knows how to beat a joke into the ground like Derek Chauvin.

01:38:41.720 This is Nick too drunk for the show.

01:38:44.220 We're like an hour 40 in, dude.

01:38:46.560 I'm sorry.

01:38:47.080 I said Cole.

01:38:47.900 I meant Toad.

01:38:48.580 This is about when we go off the rails.

01:38:50.780 This has been Nick's worst show, by the way.

01:38:52.020 He has not been on it.

01:38:54.000 Well, he just had it. 1.00

01:38:54.900 Man, fuck you. 1.00

01:38:56.100 He just did his own show. 1.00

01:38:58.440 That's true.

01:38:58.960 He did just do his own show.

01:39:00.820 No.

01:39:01.040 I guess that could be a segue to doing plugs because it is – we are an hour 40 in.

01:39:07.180 It's getting pretty late.

01:39:08.320 Should we start calling them butt plugs from now on? 0.59

01:39:11.000 Yeah, sure. 0.99

01:39:11.520 God damn it, Toad. 0.99

01:39:12.740 That's what I mean. 0.99

01:39:14.040 No, no, no, no.

01:39:14.600 I think it's a good joke because it is at the end.

01:39:17.900 It's the shittiest part of the show.

01:39:19.740 Right. 0.99

01:39:20.100 It's the butt. 0.96

01:39:20.940 It's the end. 0.98

01:39:21.800 It's the butt of the joke. 0.96

01:39:22.920 It's not a butt plug. 0.95

01:39:23.860 It's a jack. 1.00

01:39:24.760 Fuck. 1.00

01:39:28.380 Dude, it was so funny. 1.00

01:39:29.420 I actually – and I almost tweeted this.

01:39:32.160 So we were in Home Goods with the wife. 0.82

01:39:35.280 She dragged me over there. 0.91

01:39:36.160 She actually – it's her birthday tomorrow, so everybody wish her happy birthday.

01:39:39.240 Happy birthday.

01:39:40.440 Everybody wish Liz had happy birthday. 0.98

01:39:41.320 Happy birthday.

01:39:41.860 So she got a Home Goods gift card, and so we went to Home Goods,

01:39:45.500 and she, like, walked by, like, all their little knickknacks and stuff,

01:39:49.080 and she was like, oh, I like that.

01:39:50.800 The knick what?

01:39:51.640 What, nick what?

01:39:53.380 The knickknacks.

01:39:56.880 And she was like, oh, I like that.

01:39:59.060 And I just immediately started laughing.

01:40:00.260 She was like, what are you laughing at?

01:40:01.620 And I was like, you wouldn't get it.

01:40:03.480 And it was like a little golden jack, and I was just laughing my ass off.

01:40:09.060 And she was like, you wouldn't get it.

01:40:11.860 It was so great.

01:40:13.340 You posted a picture of that in the group chat.

01:40:14.940 I did.

01:40:15.320 I put it in the group chat, but I wanted to tweet it, and I was like, nah, I'm not going to tweet it.

01:40:18.640 And I said, when did you go to Butt Plug Depot or something like that? 0.98

01:40:22.160 It was also, like, after when I was watching – we were watching The Conjuring 3,

01:40:26.440 and at the end of the movie, there's a gazebo, and it was right after the gazebo guy.

01:40:30.900 Was it built by Ryan Lawrence?

01:40:33.420 No, dude, it was right after that.

01:40:35.520 I started laughing.

01:40:36.680 Was it 900 pounds?

01:40:37.600 In the movie theater, I bust out laughing.

01:40:39.820 Too on the nose, Toad. 1.00

01:40:41.760 Fuck. 1.00

01:40:42.320 You're killing me, bro. 1.00

01:40:43.860 That's how I do it, man. 0.62

01:40:44.380 So, dude, I bust out laughing in the movie theater.

01:40:47.200 Like, me and her friends started looking at it, like, what are you laughing at?

01:40:50.260 This is like a scary, terrible movie where people died.

01:40:53.400 I'm like, you wouldn't get it.

01:40:54.780 How old is Elizabeth going to be? 0.97

01:40:57.260 She's going to be 14?

01:40:58.300 You're a good libertarian dating an underage girl.

01:41:00.400 I mean, at some point she'll be 14.

01:41:03.420 It's not pedophilia.

01:41:07.800 It's a pedophilia.

01:41:09.240 Someone did DM me and actually asked and said, like, are you married to an underage minor

01:41:15.260 like a good libertarian?

01:41:16.360 I said, I don't know.

01:41:17.040 Ask your sister.

01:41:18.320 And then he was like, that's not the own you think it is.

01:41:20.860 And I was like, okay, dude.

01:41:21.800 I'm not kidding.

01:41:23.640 Yeah, I saw that, David.

01:41:25.700 I'm going to have to check that out.

01:41:26.840 Tom Woods put out an open letter to the unknown person who gave him COVID, thanking them for living

01:41:31.900 life instead of quarantining.

01:41:33.880 I have one final funny thing to say.

01:41:36.060 I thought Tom Woods had pneumonia.

01:41:36.840 He did have COVID.

01:41:38.180 He had COVID.

01:41:38.720 It gave him pneumonia.

01:41:40.220 He confirmed it at the – he actually confirmed it at Yale.

01:41:42.040 He said, like, I didn't talk about the COVID part of the diagnosis because I didn't want

01:41:47.060 everybody emailing me about ivermectin, which is – I mean, he's like, I still got it.

01:41:51.580 I have one final funny thing to say.

01:41:53.320 I see somebody in the chat.

01:41:54.380 Ortho said asthmatic African, talking about George Floyd.

01:41:59.160 But I just thought of another one for Sean King, a decafrican-american.

01:42:05.700 Ooh.

01:42:07.540 Nice.

01:42:08.800 Nice.

01:42:11.000 Wow.

01:42:11.240 We're losing it a little bit.

01:42:14.840 Cut the show.

01:42:15.860 Just cut it.

01:42:16.560 Nick thought he was going to hit a home run there.

01:42:18.440 I did.

01:42:18.940 I thought that was great.

01:42:20.060 I thought that was awesome.

01:42:21.480 He thought it was a dinger.

01:42:22.260 He thought it was a dinger. 0.99

01:42:22.460 It was only a nigger. 1.00

01:42:23.820 All right, Shane, plug your show, man. 0.98

01:42:28.100 Also, by the way, we do –

01:42:30.100 Copy and me. 1.00

01:42:32.000 I do that shit. 1.00

01:42:33.060 You can't do it, too. 1.00

01:42:34.420 Again, I want to, like, congratulations on the baby.

01:42:37.280 We're so excited for you.

01:42:38.320 Thank you very much.

01:42:39.180 Thank you.

01:42:42.880 Thank you very much.

01:42:44.080 We are – 0.97

01:42:44.880 Watch me get shit for participating in racism while he does the impression, like, of an Asian 1.00

01:42:52.100 person. 1.00

01:42:54.360 Participating in racism.

01:42:55.320 All right, man.

01:42:58.640 Plug your show.

01:42:59.320 All right, Nick.

01:43:00.320 Plug your show. 1.00

01:43:01.340 Fuck Shane. 1.00

01:43:02.500 Oh. 1.00

01:43:03.200 Ugh. 0.99

01:43:03.760 Disgusting. 0.97

01:43:04.920 I mean, someone did it. 0.97

01:43:08.660 Well, he kind of took my joke.

01:43:10.280 He said he wasn't going to plug, and that's what I usually do, just say no when you ask

01:43:13.200 for plugs.

01:43:16.860 What do you –

01:43:17.900 Well, now I'm going to plug our show.

01:43:19.240 We have a shoe on head on Wednesday.

01:43:22.120 We're super excited for that.

01:43:23.460 We were not expecting that to happen.

01:43:25.320 It's been months in the making, so we're really excited for that.

01:43:28.200 Please show up for that one, because we're hoping that her followers don't, like, absolutely

01:43:33.200 dwarf our followers, and then, like, they just start calling us racist in the chat, which

01:43:36.940 is actually mostly what happens in our chat anyway, but would still be – they'll be

01:43:42.360 actually legitimate.

01:43:42.940 We're probably more misogynist in that one, probably.

01:43:44.600 Oh, that's – maybe, probably so.

01:43:45.740 So, but we have shoe on head coming up on Wednesday.

01:43:48.680 Next Monday, we have – I'm going to – it's –

01:43:52.520 Justin Clavin.

01:43:53.840 Justin Clavin.

01:43:56.000 Jason Cave.

01:43:57.520 Jason Cave.

01:43:58.440 He's the other Christian conservative comedian, the one that you've never heard of.

01:44:02.720 And then –

01:44:04.020 He's on on Monday, and then tentatively, at least, we have Mark Clare the following

01:44:07.780 Monday from Lions of Liberty.

01:44:08.980 And the following week on Tuesday, we have Tho Bishop and Neocon Remover, and we'll see 0.95

01:44:17.300 what else we do schedule-wise.

01:44:18.900 And Fat Dave and I are also going to be on the One American podcast.

01:44:23.280 Not One American Network, but One American Podcast. 1.00

01:44:26.500 I was going to say, holy shit, you guys are fucking passive now. 0.99

01:44:29.820 And in the following week, we have Tucker Carlson. 1.00

01:44:33.580 We're on with Chase Geiser next Wednesday.

01:44:36.440 I don't know if that's live or not, but we're recording.

01:44:38.800 It will be really funny.

01:44:39.760 I think I said this in our Targeting chat one time, was like, at some point, we're going

01:44:44.160 to be like, yeah, we have Joe Rogan on next week, and then it's going to be Elon Musk

01:44:47.320 and Jeff Bezos, and then we have Shane Scalph after that.

01:44:52.420 That's exactly what I was saying.

01:44:54.440 That's what I was saying.

01:44:55.240 Oh, yeah, you had these heavy headers.

01:44:56.260 Now you have me.

01:44:57.980 We have – yeah. 0.98

01:45:00.020 I was going to make a joke that I was going to bomb, so I didn't fucking do it. 0.99

01:45:02.860 I punched out. 0.97

01:45:03.600 I still do want – send me who you want to be on the 9-11 podcast.

01:45:09.860 We're going to try it.

01:45:10.440 I know it's a Saturday.

01:45:11.480 Hopefully, I can get some of these guys out and convince my wife to let me do a podcast

01:45:15.040 on Saturday.

01:45:15.820 But it is 9-11.

01:45:16.900 We want to get somebody fun, someone cool.

01:45:18.900 I've got a lot saying Ryan Dawson.

01:45:21.820 Yeah, on Saturday.

01:45:22.800 I'm singing that, too.

01:45:24.260 No, 9-11 is not the Saturday.

01:45:26.200 Oh, I thought I heard Saturday.

01:45:27.460 I'm sorry.

01:45:28.060 No, it's –

01:45:28.900 It is a Saturday.

01:45:29.840 It is a Saturday, so we want to do a podcast on 9-11.

01:45:33.720 I thought it would be really funny.

01:45:35.500 At 9-11, on 9-11, yeah.

01:45:37.840 Absolutely.

01:45:38.460 I'm down with that.

01:45:39.080 We'll figure that out.

01:45:40.880 But Shane, actually plug your show so people can find you.

01:45:44.600 Okay.

01:45:45.480 Or at least plug your wife's show. 1.00

01:45:47.340 At least plug your wife. 1.00

01:45:48.740 Let's go.

01:45:49.160 I was just going to say that.

01:45:51.520 I was going to make that same joke, man. 1.00

01:45:53.320 God damn. 1.00

01:45:53.760 He's stealing all his shit, man. 1.00

01:45:55.180 Wait. 1.00

01:45:55.540 I did that, too.

01:45:56.280 Sorry.

01:45:57.140 But, yeah.

01:45:57.820 So the podcast that I co-host with with my lovely, beautiful wife is called What's Happening.

01:46:04.020 I haven't had a new show since the beginning of June, but hopefully we'll be starting that up real soon.

01:46:08.840 Love to have you guys on at some point.

01:46:10.400 That'd be awesome.

01:46:11.360 Oh, yeah.

01:46:11.760 Crossover.

01:46:12.820 Yeah.

01:46:13.460 Crossover.

01:46:13.920 Don't say Swapcast. 0.99

01:46:14.820 How gay. 0.97

01:46:15.200 So, yeah, then follow me on Twitter for whatever reason, at Shane Scaff. 0.98

01:46:21.160 If that's what you want, if you want to, like, torture yourself with someone who only tweets once a day or something like that, I guess you can do that if you want to do that.

01:46:26.780 But, no, you can follow me on Twitter.

01:46:29.200 I'm also on other social medias as well.

01:46:32.500 I think mine's, if that's still a thing, I don't know.

01:46:35.920 Grindr.

01:46:37.120 Yeah, I'm on Grindr.

01:46:40.360 Bumble.

01:46:41.300 Bumble, yeah. 0.97

01:46:41.980 And, by the way, the Swapcast would only be gay for Shane and Fat Dave, though, so. 0.94

01:46:47.180 Yeah. 0.56

01:46:48.440 How, Fuentes?

01:46:49.400 Oh, my God.

01:46:50.960 Yeah.

01:46:51.520 Can you imagine?

01:46:52.520 Can you imagine?

01:46:54.300 We should try. 0.98

01:46:55.700 We should need to shoot for it.

01:46:56.320 Yeah, you should totally try.

01:46:57.440 Not joking.

01:46:57.900 We should shoot for Fuentes. 0.95

01:46:59.400 Oh, for sure. 1.00

01:47:00.160 Just to make people angry.

01:47:01.500 Not even joking. 0.97

01:47:02.400 He was on Tim Heidecker's call-in show, whenever the fuck that was, and it was just a whole, the whole time was just him like, oh, yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 0.99

01:47:08.500 And Nick was like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:47:10.080 Oh, you're not even funny, so what the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

01:47:12.340 It was a massive shit show, but it was hilarious. 1.00

01:47:15.260 That would be our best show, and I'm not even going to lie. 0.99

01:47:17.120 That would be better than Dave.

01:47:18.220 That would be better than any of these people.

01:47:20.680 Fuentes! 0.84

01:47:22.500 Fuentes! 0.84

01:47:23.160 The reaction would be better, but I don't know if the show would be better. 0.99

01:47:26.160 I don't know shit about the dude. 0.99

01:47:27.300 Other than that, people hate him. 0.54

01:47:28.140 But anyway, to be really serious for a few seconds, please subscribe to our YouTube channel, What's Hoppening.

01:47:36.120 That's W-H-A-T-S-H-A-P-A-N-I-N-G, because if you look up What's Hoppening on YouTube, you're probably going to get the television show. 1.00

01:47:44.620 I know.

01:47:45.140 It's crazy.

01:47:45.880 I know. 1.00

01:47:46.400 But we're also on Odyssey, because YouTube can be a massive bitch and an asshole. 1.00

01:47:57.020 Demonetized right now. 1.00

01:47:58.800 Yep.

01:47:59.360 It wasn't the racist slurs.

01:48:00.600 It wasn't saying retard. 1.00

01:48:01.960 It was him saying YouTube was a bitch. 1.00

01:48:04.900 That's all it is. 0.98

01:48:05.740 I can't wait to see how quick this episode, our first episode monetizing, demonetizing.

01:48:10.400 And also, if you're a fan of Bitchute, we're also over there, too, if you want to do that as well. 0.91

01:48:17.540 But yeah, I'll send you guys the links for all that.

01:48:20.340 Yeah, we'll post it in the description.

01:48:23.740 All right.

01:48:24.460 Yeah.

01:48:25.400 At Shane Scalp on Twitter.

01:48:27.100 Yeah.

01:48:27.300 Follow him.

01:48:28.200 That's what I just said.

01:48:29.920 I thought you were only playing on YouTube. 0.98

01:48:31.760 I don't fucking know. 0.93

01:48:33.460 And follow Nick as well. 0.98

01:48:35.480 Nick has the individual spot.

01:48:37.140 No, call me at, uh, I don't have a funny joke for that.

01:48:40.560 I'm sorry. 0.93

01:48:40.940 I fucked up.

01:48:42.080 I sincerely apologize for my lack of performance. 0.98

01:48:46.120 I am out.

01:48:46.960 For your blackface. 1.00

Tower Gang - August 11, 2021

Ep 25 - Noodle Dinger w⧸ Shaine Scalph

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