Ep 25 - Noodle Dinger w⧸ Shaine Scalph
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 48 minutes
Words per Minute
201.04414
Hate Speech Sentences
125
Summary
Cole, Shane, and Toad are back from YAL, and they discuss the dangers of P.I. and why they should be wearing them. Also, a new segment called "Nurses Are Liars" is introduced.
Transcript
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We are here with the new father, the Hoppitarian himself, Shane, the rooftop half Korean scalf.
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We got also Cole and Toad in the building and myself coming back from YAL.
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We could talk about that if you guys would like.
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But, Shane, how are you doing this evening, brother?
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I have all these masks on for people who are like, what the fuck is that guy wearing?
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Well, he just wants to make sure he doesn't give us the fucking virus.
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I just thought he was wearing his child's diaper.
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Then, I guess, once I start sexually harassing people, that's when people really start.
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So, what happens if I kill myself because you're wearing all these masks?
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You're going to pull your head off and they're going to be like, oh, he died from COVID, by the way.
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I'm wondering Shane's going to kill himself having all those masks on.
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Yeah, like, to break the fourth wall, are you going to be taking those off during the show?
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Because I would kind of like you to, if you wouldn't mind.
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Wait, can you highlight Top Loves' comment, please?
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So, afterwards, are you going to post, like, the nurses whenever they're posting those bruises around their face?
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Hey, do you guys have, like, a marker or something?
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Yeah, give that to me, and I'll put it on my face.
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Like, they weren't doing their job fucking two years ago.
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All of a sudden, now they're fucking doing their work.
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Like, whenever you hear this, it's like, oh, yeah, everybody's wearing all...
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But an argument for all this PPE, you know, wearing all this shit, is that, well, surgeons wear it.
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But it's like, why have we never seen surgeons being like, bro, look at what this shit's doing to my nose and my eyes and my face?
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The one y'all saw me probably post a picture of today.
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I wore that fucking thing every day, multiple times a day for my job.
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But that thing goes on a lot tighter because it's supposed to be sealed because it's a chemical, you know, protectant.
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So are you suggesting that these nurses and these hospital workers are...
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I would never accuse any medical worker of being a scumbag, lying piece of shit human being
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that just wants to have a little bit more followers on TikTok or Twitter.
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I would never advocate for any nurse to put more masks on than are able to breathe through.
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And then we'll talk about saving lives, you know?
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And then started talking about the next fucking thing.
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And they didn't actually have like a segue coming to the picture or something?
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Since I am the guest, I wanted to say before we get into the really important and the meat of this episode...
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So, I just wanted to say that I do appreciate you guys for having me on.
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I know that you've had some heavy hitters on your episode, on your show, you know, such as Dave Smith.
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You've done podcasts with Chrissy Mayer and Carol Roth.
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Dude, whenever we first started the podcast and then we magically got Maj Terrell on, we're like, wow, we peaked on episode 3.
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We literally hit the top and then now it's just like downhill from here.
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Like, having Dave on, having, like, being on Chrissy Mayer.
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The greatest hits list is going to contain Anthony Samaroff, you think?
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It'll definitely go down in Tower Power history.
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And then after, you know, at least it's scheduled as of now, you're going to have Shuan Head on at number 26.
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So I'm, like, sandwiched in between these, you know, Dave Smith, Adanar, and Shuan Head.
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And I'm like, oh, episode 25, oh, skip that one.
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Yeah, that's why we're not on our game tonight.
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We didn't make this podcast just to have on the heavy hitters.
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Like, we literally just made it on to have on the people that we like and talk to on Twitter already, so...
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Yeah, we need to have some black Hebrew Izzy lights on.
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I tried to do a super chat on Michael Malice's stream.
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I tried to do one on Josh Smith's stream, and it wouldn't even let me type nigger.
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I tried to type because that was the question I...
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Like, whenever Malice streams, I try to do a question that makes him cringe, and it didn't really work.
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I said, what do you think cicadas make your cum taste like?
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So then I typed sperm, and then it didn't work.
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And he actually autistically thought about it for a second.
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So it would probably make it taste kind of bitter.
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Like, he actually kind of thought about it and talked about it for a second.
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Jose, you're very familiar with the level of autism on this show.
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You can't make jokes that people could take literally at face value.
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Yeah, we can't infer tone over the internet, especially when we're autistic.
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He has a lift, so you've got to give him a break.
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But the reason why you can say queef and not sperm, though, is because of feminism.
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And you guys are getting some really awesome super chats.
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By the way, we're just going to be reading super chats this whole fucking show.
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I hung out with CK the whole time, pretty much.
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Me and her were hanging out with Unironic NCAP and...
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Yeah, and I don't know if his name is public or not, so I'm not going to say it, but his
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I don't know the numbers in his name, but his name on Twitter is like NeverTrustAuthority.
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Now that I think about it, it does make sense that he was so autistic in person, because why
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would you have that long of a name on Twitter that makes no sense?
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Like, NeverTrustAuthority, fuck the ATF and some other shit.
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Of course, Will Fight, the homie, was there, and I mean, hell, Will Fight.
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Somehow the plans got fucked up, and CK, Unironic, and Pinto weren't going to be able to stay
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No, no, dude, he's just talking about that random Mexican dude who was hanging out with him
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I hear Joni laughing across the house right now.
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All this time, I thought he was a different kind of Asian.
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All right, anyways, so, yeah, the three of them...
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So, Will drove with CK and Unironic, and one of his boys, Aaron, but something happened
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where the other two, CK and Unironic, weren't going to have a place to stay.
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Marshall is asking why wouldn't I have a pop-up ass?
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Okay, no, Hopper has a quote that he's taught...
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He talks about these environmentalists and shit.
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I don't remember the exact context, but he says,
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You can reduce the problem by one if you simply kill yourself on the spot.
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But anyway, CK and Unironic stayed the night at my house the Wednesday night before the beginning
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So, what y'all started on August 5th, which was a Thursday, and they stayed the night
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Wednesday along with the other dude who accidentally said his name.
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I don't even know if that's his name or if that's a nickname or not, so I hope I didn't
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I really do apologize for that, though, if you're listening to this.
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And I will apologize to him, because I have his number, and I'll text him.
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I think we used it when referring to him on one of our shows, I think, so...
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I also had some other friends over, and I made burgers for everybody, and we had a great
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And then I drove with CK, and Unironic, and the other drove separately, because the other
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Pinto drove down from where he lives, because he's not that far from me.
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But he drove down and stayed at my house, and then Will brought CK and Unironic to my place.
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And they all stayed here, and I drove with CK and Pinto, and...
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Dude, I'm trying so hard not to say the real names right now.
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Look, there I go doing the Italian thing again.
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We're talking about the plans that were fucked up that caused them to have to stay at my house,
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which was actually fine, and there was no imposition.
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It was actually a really great time to hang out with everybody.
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First of all, the fucking place, dude, was immense.
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I mean, I followed all the signs in the thing, but it looked like the underground, under the hotel where maintenance workers would park.
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And so, we're like, okay, this doesn't look right.
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We walk around for a bit, find ourselves inside of the hotel because we see rooms, like doors and numbers and shit.
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And eventually, we come across some people who work for the...
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You know, some people, some employees, and they help guide us in the right direction.
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And even then, it was kind of hard to fucking figure out how to get to where we were supposed to go, get to our rooms and stuff, and get the check-in.
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My biggest takeaway, as I said on Twitter and as I said on my show earlier, was that literally my biggest takeaway was that I am not nearly as high on the spectrum as I thought I was going.
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Like, it is such an abnormality for me to be the most regular dude in the room.
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And that happened numerous times at Y'all Revolution.
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I'm just thinking about Unicrim Daddy's ass right now.
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Okay, I'll give you a really good example, the worst example of it, the worst of it.
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did I catch the kid with the anime body pillow?
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He was actually the first person me and CK ran into.
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We were wandering around Lost, and he was just out by the pool,
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Was he just doing security for the whole event?
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He was in a plate carrier, and he had an AR and everything.
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He was in Hawaiian the whole time, pretty much, actually.
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And let me tell you, his beard is way more majestic in person.
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Well, I was saying that you were going to give an example of people getting autistic or something like that.
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So Taylor Shearing of the Hoppian was there, who I just had on my show.
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I call them bizarro Nick Ashley because he's, like, blonde-haired, blue-eyed, but he's as tall as me.
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But there's a couple of things that we're different on.
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That son of a bitch was talking to everybody and anybody who won.
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He's a damn – he's, like, a real bona fide socialite, that dude.
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But anyways, so multiple times throughout the event, CK and I would, like – most of what we wanted to do outside of seeing the people speak, like Jeff Dice and Tom Woods and Ron Paul and those guys.
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Outside of that, all we wanted to do was, like, hang out and chill and just, like, have drinks.
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We went eventually and bought some whiskey at some point, and we're just hanging out in the hotel lobby just drinking.
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But as the circle started, more and more people would come out, and they need to make a rule for this.
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But, like, you know how there's the – there's a rule that, like, the longer a conversation between Hoppians goes, the more likely it is that a fucking time preference will come up.
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Or the longer a conversation – yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
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The longer a conversation goes on the internet, the higher the chance that Hitler will come up or whatever.
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Shouldn't they have low enough time preference that it never comes up?
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So the – yeah, Marshall Farber says Alice in Chains.
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Taylor – I actually hugged him for this because Alice in Chains is, like, my favorite band.
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And he said Alice in Chains was the greatest band ever.
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And I was like, brother, and I hugged him like a retard.
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But there needs to be some sort of libertarian stereotype rule where the longer a conversation between libertarians go, the higher of a chance – no, it's not even.
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Yes, it's an inevitability that autistic theory talk and autistic politics talk will begin to happen.
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I looked at CK, and I could tell she was – like, I was suffering, and she was suffering.
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And we just fucking walk around and just her and I hang out instead because that was so bad.
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We would, like, come back, and Taylor was still just hammering out, talking about – talk about theory.
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He was talking about Immanuel Kant and why Ayn Rand hated Immanuel Kant.
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And we come back, and he's, like, talking about, like, pure time preference theory or some shit like that.
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If you're not following Taylor, follow that motherfucker.
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By the way, I did want to say this because Shane is just a new father.
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He did shoot his load from a rooftop, so that –
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You know, whatever – so I don't know how it works, but I learned about Punnett squares in biology in 10th grade.
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So she's probably the reason why coronavirus is around.
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I don't know how to make a Punnett square with three things.
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I don't know how to make a Punnett square with two things.
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So, like, what were the odds that the baby would come out Korean or Filipino?
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There's probably a better chance of it coming out black than, you know, Korean or – I don't know.
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I mean, it would have been funny if it came out looking like Tim Poole.
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I don't even – I guess something about the baby.
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The baby is great except for when it's crying and, you know, we need to change his diaper and we need to –
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The baby looks half and half, she says in the chat.
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That was a really poor attempt at me like making up – like just saying that – making a joke that race applies to Punnett squares.
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And why none of you gave me 30 lashes for that?
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Nick is batting below the Mendoza line right now.
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I can't tell you where I live because there are fucking LARPers on the internet that apparently want to attack me.
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By the way, Nick, I did say this in our chat today.
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Dude, I've had multiple people think that this was a made-up name because it sounds so similar to Rick Ashley.
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I need to punch my mom in the face because this is not right.
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And then when someone goes, man, not Rick Ashley, I'm a talented one.
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If I gave a fuck about, like, whatever the hell they're going to do, I wouldn't be in public with my name doing blackface on Twitter.
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They're not going to come to my door and, like, fucking vandalize my house because I know they're not going to do that kind of shit.
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They're not going to come and fucking, like, try to kill anybody.
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They're not going to be able to get anybody fired or anything like that.
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We're getting Nick rolled in the chat right now.
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I don't have a fucking job right now, so it doesn't even matter.
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And also, you also wouldn't be, yeah, being the Burger King guy.
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Hey, guys, can I actually brag about this real quick?
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Because speaking of all over the place, Shane, I'm glad you said that.
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So we met Tom, and I had a nice little exchange with him.
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And I told him, like, during his show with Joshua Smith, I put in the super chat, who would you rather have a beer with?
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Nick Sarwark, Nick Ashley, or, oh, I'm sorry, Nick Sarwark, Nick Fuentes, or Nick Ashley?
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And the first thing he said was, am I embarrassing myself by saying I don't know who Nick Ashley is?
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I know he's not going to know who the fuck I am.
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Because somebody else had said, yeah, somebody else had said, I didn't even mean to do that.
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I'm in the process of moving, so I don't have my mini fridge.
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So I have, like, beers on my desk right now instead of in my fridge.
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Because I took my fridge out of here because I unplugged it, and I didn't want to defrost and leak all over my good wood floor.
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Where are you moving to so I can get your job and make sure you're not going to...
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I just need to tell stories and stop trying to make shit up.
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You really don't know how hard I was struggling not to say these people's names.
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So I said, I told him, I said, hey, Tom, you were on, I think I probably called him Dr. Woods even.
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I was like, you were on Joshua Smith's show, and I told him the question, and I said, I'm Nick Ashley, and he does this.
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He's like, you know how whenever you never heard of a band, and then all of a sudden you start hearing all of their stuff for the next three weeks?
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He was like, I saw you all over the place for the next three weeks.
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You could ask Taylor, who was with us at the time.
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I almost fucking passed out, and I was about to cry.
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I was like, oh, my God, because I'm just my hero.
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But I'm more proud of the fact – I'm more happy about the fact that I got to tell him that what he was – what Rothbard was to him, he is to me and people like us.
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Like he is our Rothbard, and he really – I could tell that was very, very touching to him.
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The more I talk, the more I'm going to fuck up.
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I was going to say – like I wish I had said that to Tom instead of just, I'm Tom Weeds, baby.
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I was going to say, like you're talking about Tom Woods or whatever.
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That's why I'm so racist and evilist because of Tom Woods.
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I've listened to the Tom Woods show all fucking 2,000 episodes, so I'm really racist now.
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I thought Fat Dave wanted to shit on the loot crew.
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Oh, he can, but I don't want to involve other people.
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I just don't know why they were doing that because they're supposedly shitposters as Fat Dave pointed out.
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So it's like you have a problem with us paying homage to the Burger King guy?
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I saw like – we need to give the backstory for the people who don't know what's going on.
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And what happened was the – there was a thing.
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There was an incident at a Colorado Rockies game where –
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And on the video, you could see him looking and pointing and shouting this way sideways.
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But dinger means a home run too in like old timey speaks.
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And the Rockies actually came out and said that that's what happened.
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First, they released a thing saying we apologize for the dude saying a racial slur and a thing.
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Then they came back and said upon further investigation, it appears he was yelling out dinger and not the racial slur.
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That guy's life is probably fucking ruined too, which is a sad thing.
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I heard that they're going to change the name from dinger just to make sure they're going to actually change it to nigger.
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Yeah, they changed the Indians and then the Colorado Rockies are going to change the mascot.
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That's not – that's going to be jumping Jim Crow as the mascot.
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So I just quote tweeted with a picture of my – whenever I saw – like the first thing, I saw the video for the original, not whenever the person elaborated that it was dinger.
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I just quoted it with a picture of me dressed up in the – but it was me doing like the first one I sent y'all when I first got the Burger King crown and the mask where I'm like doing the smirk, which is actually – shout out to Jermaine Vincent because he photoshopped my face from that picture onto the Burger King guys.
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That's the funniest fucking shit I've seen all week.
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But anyway, you posted it too of the one of me and the whole getup with the pink and the pit vipers.
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Some fucking dude on Twitter said LP nerds stanning a pedophile who shouted racial slurs on the airplane.
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And he said it on mine because I actually had quote tweeted after I did yours and realized you had already done it.
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And I did the one of me from our show where we had you on after that happened.
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So you and me both had Burger King and Rothbardian.
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So I don't know what's going on, but it seems like they are really going after us for saying for like dressing up like Burger King guy.
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First of all, what the pedophile thing comes from the fact that he is on his YouTube account.
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He is subscribed to a lot of channels that have some relatively creepy content like no, no, no.
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It's not that they have creepy content, but it's creepy for him to be subscribed to all of this content because it's like young girls, gymnastics and other shit like that, which isn't inherently creepy in and of itself.
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But for him to be subscribed, you know, an older man to be subscribed to a bunch of channels that host content like that is kind of creepy.
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So look, yeah, I will give it to the he's he may be kind of creepy.
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I'm not I'm not espousing like I wear pit vipers.
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Are you going to say that I'm a I'm an ethno nationalist like Nick Fuentes or whatever?
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Look, as the as the minority, the toka, the only minority we've ever had on this show, you know, you you have the authority.
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And as a progressive white person, I must defer to you like you win.
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Travis is in the chat saying he's got a young daughter.
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So it's possible that that was for his daughter to watch.
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That's the first thing my mind went to is just like maybe he just said he was a creep.
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So what does it say about you that you would immediately associate girls gymnastics with pedophile pedophilia?
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So you realize that, dude, Cole, Cole, we're going to be targeted, bro.
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Shane, have you had any run ins with these fucking loo crew people?
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Because they pissed me off all the fucking time.
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Yeah, no, I, I, I'm like an I'm under the radar.
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It's literally impossible for you to be under the radar.
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You could ask, ask me, you know, ask me a question.
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No, the thing that always gets me is like, I don't understand if you're going to be a shit poster.
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You're like, I'm going to shit post on Twitter.
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And you're like, you're standing a guy that says the N word.
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It's like, I just like, okay, at least either be a shit poster or don't be a shit poster.
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I mean, don't like, and then like call us out for being like smooth, like soft skin.
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They actually tagged the podcast and they were just like.
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No, I think it was Kyle Cobra, I think was the name.
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I don't even remember the game they were playing.
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Y'all can take it, take it, take it from here, bro.
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What I'll say is they're calling us thin-skinned.
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If you want to come after Rothbard or something, whatever.
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You posted straight from her company's website.
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You get the company, and then you can figure out who she is.
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It is doxing, even though you didn't actually put her name.
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I don't give a – like, stop playing like you don't know what you're doing.
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That tweet that you guys were talking about, if I'm remembering correctly, wasn't he basically saying, hey, this person, so-and-so, this is – let me show you the company or whatever, or the information, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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And then Rockbird was like, hey, like, basically fuck you.
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Like, if you're just going to play – and then they came up and it was like called us thin-skinned.
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And I was like, I haven't done anything to you.
00:33:45.880
Toad called you out because Toad was – technically he made a jab at Toad also.
00:33:50.740
Don't come after – like, if you want to come after the podcast, I was like, what the fuck do we do to you?
00:33:58.320
Yeah, grow some thick skin while I dangled this information.
00:34:01.160
Like, oh, I mean, if you don't do what I want you to do, I'm going to tell everybody who you are.
00:34:06.300
And shout-out to Jay, Rabbi Jay, who was in – like, publicly saying this shit too.
00:34:11.040
He was like, just exactly what you were saying there, Shane.
00:34:13.620
He's like, you're fucking acting like a retard right now because why would – like, people were acting like, why would you be upset that somebody else is upset over what is basically doxing?
00:34:24.780
But what it started with was like, here's the thing.
00:34:27.800
That Kyle cat who I was in a Discord with, I fucking left that Discord.
00:34:31.820
It was a fucking libertarian friendship simulator Discord.
00:34:34.320
That's like – that's like – dude, that thing is schizoautism, the Discord server.
00:34:46.860
Kyle said, like – he was telling me, your claim to fame is cosplaying a pedophile who shouted racial slurs.
00:34:57.140
But what really, like, fucking got me going today was that fucking Felix cat said that thing about the – you know, we're stanning the guy that – or cosplaying – you know, we're stanning the guy that fucking – the pedophile or whatever who shouted racial slurs.
00:35:17.640
And unironic came – he came to our defense immediately.
00:35:25.960
I mean, it's a bit of – I don't remember exactly what he said.
00:35:28.500
But toward the end of that exchange, he said, well, maybe they were showing their true feelings.
00:35:32.520
Like Felix, maybe they're showing their true feelings.
00:35:37.960
Are you accusing me of being a pedophile right now?
00:35:44.520
And look, truthfully, I don't care about accusations of racism.
00:35:49.860
But I know how people – not only on, like, Twitter, but I know how people deal with pedophilia.
00:35:55.820
So even to be associated slightly with fucking coming close to anything related to pedophilia, I was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:08.180
So – but to his credit, I said, are you accusing of pedophilia right now, bro?
00:36:19.520
But fuck him for saying anything in the first place, really.
00:36:22.000
What I've understood, Felix for me has usually been, like, okay.
00:36:25.840
Like, I mean, I've had good run-ins, and, like, I don't have a problem with the guy, whatever.
00:36:32.560
But, like, whenever you – like, don't call us.
00:36:34.880
Like, if I had nothing to do with you, don't call our podcast out for just – because part of the people in our podcast are doing – I mean –
00:36:42.060
Yeah, we're like – we're all one hive mind monolith, which we all literally think the exact same thing.
00:36:47.600
You go to our – dude, go to our podcast chat.
00:36:49.960
We argue all the fucking time about what we're going to do about shit.
00:36:54.100
We were literally doing it today, ironically enough.
00:36:56.220
Well, also, this morning, Nick got fucking attacked by Archie Flowers, too, which was pretty funny.
00:37:04.100
I was like, it's not even – and that was my first – I was like, it's not even noon, and he's calling me a terrible person.
00:37:10.040
I was actually ranting to my wife earlier today about that whole deal.
00:37:15.120
Like, it's like it's one thing to be, like, saying – calling me – I mean, he wouldn't say that in person.
00:37:23.800
Wait, Archie Flower wouldn't say that to your face?
00:37:28.680
I could give a fuck about the, like, transphobe or racism allegations because I am transphobic and I am racist.
00:37:42.200
No, but seriously, though, like, as far as allegations of racism and transphobia going, I was, like, literally yelling in my living room earlier about this shit.
00:37:49.980
And I was, like, this motherfucker – like, to – because what happened was we need a little bit of more background.
00:37:55.120
Wait, did you get – technically, you got trolled then.
00:38:09.260
No, but seriously, though, what – transracist.
00:38:12.500
What bugs me is that he thinks he has me pinned as this, like, terrible person.
00:38:20.720
So Jake – this guy, Jacob, his at is biblical anarchy.
00:38:24.820
I don't – I don't – I think I – I had him blocked.
00:38:29.580
I think what happened was in the latest exchange I had with the Fakertarian's Twitter account, I was blocking everybody that was liking his tweets just to avoid a mass report is all I was.
00:38:42.020
Because I said – I said something like I would tell you to suck my dick, but I don't want herpes.
00:38:49.240
You can't say suck – no, you can't say suck your dick.
00:38:52.640
Jeremy Kaufman fucking ruined that for all of us, that son of a bitch.
00:38:57.920
That was actually a homage to Kaufman, though, by the way.
00:39:02.520
But I said I would tell you to suck my dick, but I don't want the herpes, you know, implying that.
00:39:08.340
So I blocked everybody that was liking Fakertarian's account tweets just because I didn't want to get mass reported.
00:39:17.240
Like, if you're liking his shit, you're probably on his side, and I don't want to get reported by a bunch of nerds.
00:39:24.040
I don't remember if I mistook him for somebody else.
00:39:31.000
The reason he did that is because he wants me to go on his show, which I will be going on at some point soon.
00:39:36.680
But he posted the screenshot of it publicly and said, hey, at Toad and Cole and a couple of other folks, Jose, obviously.
00:39:48.280
And he was like, hey, can you guys tell Nick to unblock me?
00:39:53.660
And like I said, I think I mistook him for somebody else.
00:39:56.080
I think he had a similar name or a similar profile.
00:39:58.520
I think it's a profile picture because I've seen that profile picture of the cross elsewhere.
00:40:05.860
But like Archie replied to that and said, he's a terrible person.
00:40:10.100
And that bothers me a lot because – and I'm not going to come out and like give a bunch of reasons why I'm a good person.
00:40:17.800
But it's like, dude, you think you've got me pinned as this monstrous like evil fucking person for the dumb shit that I do online.
00:40:28.480
Literally everything I do online is to make people laugh.
00:40:33.380
I could give a fuck about like my popularity or anything.
00:40:36.680
It's just I'm making people laugh and I know it.
00:40:40.280
If you were making the same – you would tweet the same if you had 200 followers or 20,000 followers.
00:40:49.940
I had – I mean I had – I've had I think one, two, three.
00:40:53.040
I've had five or six – like five Twitter profiles.
00:40:57.000
This is the only one that has gotten above – gotten some sort of success.
00:41:06.120
And I mean Shane's probably – Shane's the most popular out of all of us.
00:41:12.420
You have more followers than all of us combined I think.
00:41:30.760
Well, thankfully, being Asian, gag reflex won't be an issue, eh?
00:41:43.560
This is unironically the most racist episode we've ever done.
00:41:58.860
He did have another one before where he said he was like a black Jewish New York City woman.
00:42:13.000
I thought it was a thing on that John Mulaney joke.
00:42:30.700
And now he's asking, how many police officers do you have to rape to make up for murdering an old person in a nursing home asking for a friend?
00:42:41.740
All you have to do is go and rip off Andrew Cuomo's nipple rings, and then you're good at that.
00:42:45.920
I was just going to say something similar to that.
00:42:54.180
Like, I think maybe if you throw him in Gitmo and, like, use the nipple rings for some sort of torture that way.
00:43:00.180
Not just rip them out, but, you know, like, some more prolonged torture of the nipple might be appropriate for him.
00:43:14.340
I mean, but with the nipple rings and the prince, whatever the fuck.
00:43:28.340
I thought it was, like, through, like, the middle of the pee.
00:43:39.600
Yeah, what I was going to say is with the nipple ring and the Prince pee hole, you know, Andrew Cuomo probably deserves another Emmy, I would think, right?
00:43:50.600
Dude, if he went and got his dick pierced, I would, like, forgive him for everything.
00:43:59.280
I remember when I was saying, like, that he actually did, he won an Emmy.
00:44:20.720
Last time it was torturing midgets or bowling midgets, and this time it's dick piercing.
00:44:27.980
Yes, I remember what I was going to say earlier.
00:44:29.720
It was like, at YAL Revolution, there were multiple people that knew who I was from all this shit, and there was a couple of people that were like, oh, shit, you're Nick Ashley.
00:44:43.020
And, like, it made me feel really good that I'm, like I said, the point I was making was like, look, dude, everything I do is just to make motherfuckers laugh.
00:44:53.940
And one person – I'll never forget this for the rest of my life, dude.
00:45:02.820
Like, we had a circle, and we had people kind of walking by and coming in.
00:45:06.040
We had a bunch of booze on us, so we were, like, passing out beers.
00:45:09.760
A girl came by, and we were all introducing each other.
00:45:21.480
Like, I got to get a picture with you and everything.
00:45:23.420
I will never forget that for the rest of my life.
00:45:28.300
I would tweet the same, Cole, like you said, if I had fucking 10 followers or if I had 10,000.
00:45:33.740
It's just – and – but what bothers me about the whole thing about Archie is, like, he's calling people bad human beings.
00:45:40.000
It's like, look, I have issue with that because I try everything I can do in real life.
00:45:43.880
Like, I really try everything I can do to be a good person, and you can't just go and brag about all the good stuff you do.
00:45:50.780
But, look, people who know – people who need to know, they fucking know, and I'll let my actions speak for my character.
00:45:58.860
Like, I care, but I don't – you know what I mean?
00:46:00.480
It's kind of weird that I'm talking about it so much and then I say I don't care.
00:46:07.180
Hey, I am the chair of the Vermont Libertarian Party.
00:46:20.660
And the thing about it was there were some – if you don't know, now you know, nigga.
00:46:28.000
It's a Biggie Smalls – it's a Biggie Smalls lyric.
00:46:35.260
Literally every single time I've ever said any racial slur, it was a Biggie Smalls lyric.
00:46:41.220
Or Big L. Big L. Big L says faggot a lot in his lyrics.
00:46:46.940
One other thing I was going to say about the loot crew thing really quickly was when the Kyle dude was going after me for – he basically was like, yeah, like, because of the Burger King guy thing.
00:46:57.140
He then said that the only thing that I do is play ukulele covers, and I basically was like, what do you do, motherfucker?
00:47:05.900
I mean I do way more than ukulele covers obviously.
00:47:08.460
But then I think he took that as I need to do something, and I think that led to him doxing Rothbergian.
00:47:14.060
Like I think that's what happened because then he tagged – he didn't tag me.
00:47:16.780
He clearly made a reference to me saying, like, you still just do ukulele covers or something as if like doxing one of us is some sort of positive.
00:47:40.340
Like, at the very least, I'll try to fucking catch a 7-6-2 in somebody's chest.
00:47:47.800
I mean I do, but I'll – I mean somebody's going to get hurt on the way.
00:47:53.580
I'm not no motherfucker who like fucking – like I'm not no – look at me.
00:48:04.720
I'm not like – this is not coming from no tough guy place or anything like that.
00:48:08.140
But like seriously, dude, if you're going to do it, then fucking do it.
00:48:14.460
All they do – listen, this is the thing that bothers me a lot is all they do is aggressively, negatively shit on people online for doing literally anything, right?
00:48:42.940
Like this isn't even coming from a tough guy place.
00:49:09.140
They're going to take this at a challenge and try to do everything they can.
00:49:14.640
I like how that started with talking about Archie and then he's like kind of went off
00:49:17.580
and it's like, oh, I'm sick of the sexual tension.
00:49:25.640
The funniest thing that Archie ever did was the fact that he was supposed to do a debate
00:49:31.160
at Porkfest and he fucking copped out and he was supposed to argue or debate some black
00:49:36.920
No, the funniest thing was him saying, the funniest thing, no, the funniest thing ever
00:49:40.980
is today he goes, okay, and, and I fucking lost it on Twitter.
00:49:52.200
You would make me laugh if he typed a certain six-letter word.
00:49:56.960
I'm not even like, dude, I actually, I was just on Twitter and I actually laughed out
00:50:01.660
Like I saw, okay, and, and I was like, holy fuck, that's actually funny.
00:50:05.920
How great would it have been if he posted that with like the Giga Chad meme with the big,
00:50:10.020
if he ever posted a Giga Chad meme, I will lose my mind.
00:50:14.300
I, I, I mean, I'll, I'll be like, I'll be like, okay, Archie, you win.
00:50:22.420
He's been building for fucking who knows how long.
00:50:25.900
That was, by the way, so funny just about whatever his, uh, that Dave gave him three questions.
00:50:30.420
It took him like four days to ask all three questions.
00:50:38.100
And then he's like, okay, and what's your next question?
00:50:44.120
Well, then his next, the end of the next question, he was, uh, he, I think he was just like,
00:50:53.520
Hey, I'll get back to you on my second question.
00:50:55.960
It might take me a few months, but I'll get back to you.
00:51:01.340
I, we talk about the loser brigade so much, but it's just so easy to talk about them.
00:51:05.160
I kind of want to talk about corporal journalists because let's do it.
00:51:12.740
I was just going to say, why am I the only one that Archie has blocked here?
00:51:32.440
Before I have people in the chat, we're talking about like the word dinger.
00:51:36.100
Like, so now we can use dinger as a stand-in for nigger.
00:51:46.500
You go to, you go to Compton and start shouting dinger.
00:51:52.360
Yeah, they're going to be like, what the fuck is that dinger?
00:52:14.900
Right before Shue, and she's going to come on 9-0.
00:52:18.980
She messaged the podcast because I said something about, that was just like scheduling, and
00:52:25.540
she was just like, oh, by the way, I haven't, I'm not going to watch a single thing.
00:52:33.200
I said, oh, man, you guys are fucking, you guys are on, man.
00:52:40.780
Actually, the real reason, I'm not going to be honest, because I'm in the process of moving
00:52:43.860
But if I was on, you should chime in for a minute and be like, hey, guys, what's up?
00:52:54.860
I would definitely be aggressively mean to her if we weren't on.
00:53:15.120
You didn't even know we had a woman on the show?
00:53:18.500
It's like, then we get someone else and then it was just like, y'all are simps.
00:53:24.820
I subscribed to Dave Smith's OnlyFans and we had him on, so.
00:53:28.680
I mean, hey, I'm a simp for Dave Smith just as much as anybody else is.
00:53:33.600
Okay, I did want to get to corporate journalists.
00:53:41.080
I think someone else had tweeted about like, or quote tweeted her.
00:53:52.620
I was trying to get you to not say the name, but it doesn't matter.
00:54:02.520
I just want to give the full, like, the full story because, like, it was pretty funny how
00:54:11.520
Just how she, like, so she starts off because Texas was going to allow unvaccinated kids to
00:54:24.460
And then she was just talking about how COVID is going to kill her sister at school.
00:54:50.580
I said, is this a good grifty or something like that?
00:55:00.460
And I was like, I'm going to play some Warzone with my buddies.
00:55:06.820
And she had quote tweeted me, like, another thread.
00:55:12.660
And then I, and then so people from her, following her, got into my mentions.
00:55:17.880
It was talking about how teachers are heroes and everything.
00:55:21.340
And that's when I said, well, someone said, you do know they have to buy their own stuff.
00:55:36.740
You get paid the full year for nine months of work.
00:55:44.660
I was like, maybe you should have picked a better career than Babysitter.
00:55:52.640
And then it just, I was just like, okay, now I'm in troll mode.
00:55:56.960
I'm replying to every one of these motherfuckers.
00:55:59.000
And Babysitter is actually going really easy on her.
00:56:02.780
I was like, it would be more accurate to call her a child abuser or something.
00:56:08.580
Like, I didn't go that far because, I mean, later on I went, like, yeah, you're right.
00:56:15.580
But, like, I mean, it was, but the funniest part was this dumb bitch goes and puts up a poll on the internet.
00:56:33.520
She said, maybe you shouldn't be a comedian because you weren't funny.
00:56:43.020
And so you chose the perfect professional and we were all like, oh, fuck.
00:56:53.700
Where you went right was you did it in the quote tweet and not in the replies.
00:56:58.280
You're way less likely to get banned if you just post it plainly on the timeline.
00:57:07.500
That was really funny because I had a lot of people in my mentions going like, oh, you're not a comedian.
00:57:19.900
Like, I got DMs saying you're an asshole and a terrible person.
00:57:23.960
I started posting the DMs, the picture of the DMs.
00:57:36.920
And then it started out where, like, it was, like, asshole.
00:57:45.940
Which, by the way, this woman has 90,000 followers on Twitter.
00:58:05.540
I've got something to tell you all about Drew Hancock.
00:58:09.220
I'm going to say it after we're done recording and we'll make Drew wonder.
00:58:24.680
Also, by the way, I had some other blue checks I mentioned.
00:58:52.780
You should have done something like, hey, by the way, I'll be in DC at the DC Comedy Loft.
00:58:57.180
Another really funny one was somebody said, I have friends that work comedy clubs.
00:59:11.480
Which I think code message me was just like, are you worried that Dave is going to lose out on some gigs?
00:59:16.480
I was like, if Dave hasn't lost these gigs already, then he's not doing his job.
00:59:21.200
But I was just going to say maybe Dave is going to get some of the backlash that is meant for you because I think you're Dave.
00:59:32.500
Tom Woods tweeted out before I got in on it, but he tweeted out the lady because of her stupid COVID shit.
00:59:37.820
But Dave actually never got in on it, even though he definitely saw it.
00:59:45.620
Yeah, I mean, I got in on it, unfortunately, because then it was – I think it's still going now.
00:59:49.460
There was a guy in there now that is like – he's been – I mean, this is a tweet thread hundreds of messages long.
00:59:57.420
And the thing that the guy did, what happened was I decided I was going to look at this woman's wish list.
01:00:02.420
So she had her sister's classroom wish list there.
01:00:06.420
And she got people to actually buy shit off of the wish list, which whatever.
01:00:11.040
You're supporting a huge corporation in Amazon.
01:00:15.060
But I decided I was going to look through the sister's wish list.
01:00:20.320
And I was kind of just like – I was actually thinking, let's see if there is a dildo in here or something.
01:00:28.800
There's like this – it's a vibrator that has like –
01:00:38.840
I've seen that little fucking thing more than – look.
01:00:43.060
I've seen people that get a tweet that blows up and they post, like, a referral link.
01:00:47.400
If you see it every day on your wife's nightstand and you're like, oh, damn it.
01:00:53.900
I see it like people will have a tweet that blows up.
01:00:56.480
And some people will post below the tweet that blows up with, like, thousands – hundreds of thousands of likes and retweets.
01:01:02.660
And they'll be like, oh, this shit doing numbers.
01:01:05.960
Well, I've seen multiple, multiple of those where they post, like, a referral link to that particular toy.
01:01:15.580
Like, as a reply, I said, hey, maybe everybody should get this thing that's on her sister's wish list because she's probably not getting it.
01:01:22.280
And I was like, she definitely won't use it in the classroom, guys.
01:01:26.220
And then this guy – I think it was the fat dude who was, like, arguing this whole time with us.
01:01:30.020
The one who looks exactly like somebody that wants to be in a class full of children, let's say.
01:01:34.280
Yeah, this was on her personal – the sister's personal wish list.
01:01:39.200
So I wasn't, like, actually saying, like, she's going to use this in the classroom.
01:01:44.720
This guy immediately responds and says, you know, teachers will use vibrators and sex toys as, like, fidget spinners and stuff with young children who have ADHD.
01:02:06.800
He immediately was jumping to defending giving young children sex toys.
01:02:11.380
And this teacher, by the way, is a first grade teacher.
01:02:13.340
I looked in her wish list and she had some things that were specific for, like, first grade teachers.
01:02:30.640
Jonah Goldberg got ratioed, which is really funny.
01:02:34.000
Oh, he went after Ace, and I was like, yes, this is going to be great.
01:02:39.680
But then the next morning, she comes back, and she was just like, basically, I don't care that I lost the pole because my sister still got her stuff paid for.
01:02:49.820
Even though – and she was basically saying it's because of me quote-tweeting her, got her sister stuff paid for because, for some reason, my followers would buy her stuff.
01:03:00.720
It's like – we're talking about how teachers are terrible, and you think we're going to go and buy this stuff.
01:03:11.540
She comes back, tries to – she doesn't want to take the L.
01:03:14.000
And then, like, she mentions, like, Fat Dave by name.
01:03:20.400
It was one of the most – I gained, like, 300 followers because of this.
01:03:25.000
You shot back ahead of me because I had taken the lead, man.
01:03:28.200
I had more followers than you, and then you jumped me because of this.
01:03:31.260
I jumped you because I posted a meme that wasn't even mine that got, like, over 4,000 likes.
01:03:36.020
It's just so funny how – it really is a white pill about how much corporate journalists get so – like, they cannot stand any type of criticism.
01:03:51.700
Whenever his – I can't remember what his – I know his Twitter name is Yanker.
01:04:00.620
He posted his 3D-printed gun, and he said – and he was quote-tweeting this other blue check that came in.
01:04:07.680
I think she was, like, a – she's a writer for some Fox show or something like that, some stupid shitty shows on Fox.
01:04:13.940
He quote-tweeted her and was just like, I'm going to give this to a girl, and she's going to love it.
01:04:18.880
I think he's talking about, like, maybe his daughter or something.
01:04:26.240
Anyway, she – the fucking Corpo bitch quote-tweets it and says, this guy is trying to – is sending this to me, which he didn't send it to her at all.
01:04:40.660
Yes, and then she says – and he said he's going to send this to my sister, who's a teacher.
01:04:46.520
He's like, he just said he was going to send it to a girl.
01:04:48.820
And I was just like, you're doing some legit retarded –
01:05:04.660
I was like, I can't – like, I expected you to lie, but not this blatantly, to where, like, you could easily see he wasn't – he didn't quote-tweet you, and he wasn't mentioning your sister.
01:05:16.240
But it's just like – but then the problem is that you also have these people in the replies going, I can't believe someone would do this to you and your teacher sister.
01:05:30.080
It's – but it is a white peel just to see how much they can get so under their skin under just a little bit of criticism or, like, a little bit of pushback about how, like, they're grifting or just anything.
01:05:43.900
And they'll, like, freak the fuck out, and then they'll get all their other, like, huge friends to join in.
01:05:51.140
And we also threw a tower in the middle there, too, Enemy of the People.
01:05:55.640
So we threw that one in there because it was quick, and people will jump in because they know that one.
01:06:03.180
I had – it was one of those Twitter moments where you're just, like – you just enjoy the moment of being able to live inside a time where everything, like, at that time is kind of revolving around you and, like, some person you're talking about.
01:06:19.140
Also, just Michael Malice being in there and, like, quote-tweeting her, and then she, quote-tweeted back and then realized who Michael Malice was and deleted her tweets about Michael Malice.
01:06:35.400
I'm sure the next step for her is to jump off a bridge.
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No, like, dude, hey, man, just like Pete Quinona says, mean them until they cry and then push them to self-harm.
01:06:47.060
Like, I do people – these people are not – they're liars.
01:06:56.620
They will use children to their advantage of trying to get you to get the vax.
01:07:01.440
They will lie about what you're saying about them.
01:07:05.280
Hey, so President Biden, what do you think about the vaccine?
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Dude, it's – and plus all the vax shit going on right now, vaccine passports.
01:07:19.620
I was in an argument with a lull bird about that shit today.
01:07:27.680
And we're going to – I mean, we're going to talk about it now, I guess.
01:07:31.120
Chrissy Mayer had tweeted out that she is going to not be playing –
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Not be doing shows at comedy clubs that check for vax passports, which is good on her.
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And then she also tweeted out that there are other comedians that feel that way, but they're afraid to say it publicly, and they DM'd her telling her that.
01:07:49.660
So, like, she was, like, not alone in this, but she was taking a lot of heat for that from the comedy scene.
01:07:59.840
You're supposed to – like, the old days of, like, the George Carlin's and the Lenny Bruce's and all those people who are just, like, yeah, what they're telling you is stupid or just making fun of everything.
01:08:10.980
But then now it's, like, Sarah Silverman being, like, yeah, we need to get the vaccine because the unvaccinated – let me tell you about those fucking idiots.
01:08:20.080
Like, you would think because they're comedians and they're supposed to be the – I guess not the voice of the people, but at least question things.
01:08:27.780
Or if you're not going to question it, at least joke about some of the things that are happening.
01:08:32.580
But, no, it's like, oh, yeah, you should get the vaccine 100%.
01:08:34.800
And I'm a stand-up comic, so please give me $50, and I'm awesome.
01:08:39.940
What I was going to say is, like, comedians usually have the brain type of, like, questioning authority in a funny way.
01:08:48.260
Like, they don't just take things at face value.
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They're like, I'm going to look deeper and find a different route so I can make this funny.
01:08:58.140
Well, I will say, though, I will say not comics usually.
01:09:09.120
Oh, no, I was willing to say just that, like, Carlin and – you mentioned Lenny Bruce specifically.
01:09:14.480
Like, they had their own trouble with the government.
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Yeah, Lenny Bruce got arrested, like, during –
01:09:22.240
And for comedy, just like the whole punk rock thing, which I talked about with Taylor, like, just like the whole punk thing.
01:09:27.800
And now they're more in favor of the government.
01:09:31.860
Like, rage for the machinists and rage against the machinists is the fucking bullshit.
01:09:38.680
I mean, it's – yeah, it's the cathedral, man.
01:09:49.580
More and more of the entertainers are towing the line and pushing the state narrative now, which is what you see in – I think that's what you're seeing in the comedy industry and all across the entertainment.
01:10:03.440
Yeah, like someone like Mark Norman, who I don't know where his politics are, and that's – maybe Dave Smith would be an example because we all know he's libertarian and all that stuff.
01:10:17.080
But the way that he does his jokes and everything like that, it's very – he just jokes about anything.
01:10:22.120
Like, anything that he can think of, I'll just joke about abortion.
01:10:28.260
Like, he's a good comedian in my opinion because that's just how he operates, I guess.
01:10:43.540
He had that one good moment recently, but also –
01:10:46.900
I just want y'all to know, Joni knew I had three beers on me, and she just knew I drank my last one, so she brought me another beer.
01:11:10.700
Yeah, John Stewart was on Stephen Colbert, and he was actually pretty funny.
01:11:37.420
Yeah, he was on Colbert, and he was making jokes about –
01:11:42.900
I believe about the coronavirus having originated in a lab.
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Which I think we know is probably true at this point.
01:11:55.960
So now that it's accepted, he's saying what we were already saying
01:12:07.220
I know I'm kind of retarded, but I know all this stuff.
01:12:14.720
Another guy, another blue check that was in the comments
01:12:34.520
That cat, Kyle, said I was a punch-down clout chaser.
01:12:42.500
Which also means that we are above the people that, like –
01:12:52.420
Yes, if you say that I'm punching down for the –
01:12:54.600
You're saying that I am superior to the people I am making fun of.
01:13:02.300
Like, who's the one with the racism issues or whatever?
01:13:08.100
I was drinking earlier on a pretty empty stomach, and I just had three –
01:13:15.460
By the way, I was going to say, we need to get to –
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I want to get to whatever Shane had prepared for us.
01:13:24.620
So I think it happened because Dave had quote-tweeted the Chrissy Mayer tweet, right,
01:13:29.240
about not doing comedy shows at places that check back status.
01:13:40.760
My wife is, like, five feet tall, and I'm, like, 6'2", so I have to punch down.
01:13:57.700
So I think Dave Smith had quote-tweeted Chrissy Mayer's tweet, if I'm not mistaken, right,
01:14:01.960
and he had complimented her on it, is that what happened?
01:14:10.540
But, like, the main thing, I think, that we're kind of getting to or we're trying to get to is the fact that –
01:14:17.620
Yeah, slowly, right, is that, you know, Kevin Brennan had to take offense to it because, okay,
01:14:23.540
so I don't know if you know the history of Kevin Brennan and Chrissy Mayer and all this stuff,
01:14:28.080
but Kevin Brennan basically just goes after whoever the fuck he wants to go after.
01:14:31.180
So I guess Chrissy Mayer is just one of those people that he just – I don't know.
01:14:38.420
But Chrissy Mayer has a show on Compound Media.
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She has a show, her own show, podcast, whatever.
01:14:44.400
And Kevin Brennan used to have a show on Compound Media called Burning Bridges.
01:14:48.520
And so – but then he – I guess he quit and there's a whole thing.
01:14:53.760
And, look, I'm just going to say, like, on the record, whatever, I am a fan of Kevin.
01:15:01.720
And I think sometimes even his Twitter can be pretty funny.
01:15:04.780
But then all this stuff – because he'll complain about the vaccine and people are like, oh, I can't – like, just get the vaccine.
01:15:11.880
But then there was that one video clip that I posted to him where he's like, yeah, the government is all about themselves.
01:15:17.100
And, you know, they're all – they're trying to baby everybody.
01:15:21.100
You don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.
01:15:22.420
You're just going all over the fucking place, you know?
01:15:24.280
So, yeah, I mean, because he's unprincipled and he also seems to think that he's a big shot even though he's riding the coattails of his much more famous brother, Neil Brennan, who is actually a famous comedian.
01:15:37.740
Kevin Brennan is a not very famous comedian who's his brother.
01:15:52.100
Well, I mean, you watched more of the podcast episode than I did where Kevin was bashing Chrissy Mayer and Dave Smith from what I saw.
01:16:02.440
Neil Brennan co-created The Chappelle Show is correct.
01:16:11.780
So I guess the main thing that we kind of want to also talk about is the fact that, well, you know, Dave Smith said his piece and then Kevin Brennan was saying, well, you don't sell any tickets.
01:16:21.400
Like, you say you're a comedian, but I don't see any dates on your website.
01:16:26.020
But then you go on Kevin Brennan's website, and I don't see any dates yet.
01:16:28.920
So who are you to fucking say, hey, you don't have any dates on your website?
01:16:33.380
I mean, granted, Dave's website's like, what, from the 1900s?
01:16:37.980
If you go to DaveSmith.com, it seems that he's a car salesman in Idaho.
01:16:52.080
But, yeah, I mean, I think he was getting a lot of shit wrong in the parts of that episode that I saw where he was saying –
01:17:09.660
Dude, I can literally save $3,500 on select new 2021 Gs.
01:17:15.440
Now you know why he has at Comic DaveSmith because I don't know anyone that makes stupid for car salesmen.
01:17:20.860
No, this is just DaveSmith actually being a Jew.
01:17:40.940
That's your anti-Semitism coming out, but yeah.
01:17:48.160
But, yeah, Kevin – I mean he was saying that like Chrissy Mayer only has one show once a week on Compound Media.
01:17:54.040
I'm like that's not true because that's the wet spot and she has the Chrissy Mayer podcast, which is her main podcast.
01:17:59.540
No, that's not – I think what he was saying was he was implying that she was a bad person for being on Compound Media,
01:18:07.940
Who is admittedly not the best person, but he's fucking – yeah, he's hilarious.
01:18:14.620
I don't care about your personal life if you're funny.
01:18:18.860
That's why people don't care that I beat my wife.
01:18:20.940
I couldn't even get that out before I started to chuckle.
01:18:39.340
I guess like the Compound Media, you know, Anthony had to do that because he got fired for racist tweets.
01:18:46.560
And I don't know how many accounts that motherfucker's had.
01:18:53.660
So this whole thing is basically Kevin Brennan trying to, I guess, point out at the fact or lack thereof that Daysmith isn't really a stand-up comic.
01:19:01.100
If you're really a stand-up comic, you should be getting dates at the stand because that's where you film Legion of Skanks twice a week now, I think, or once a week or whatever the fuck it is.
01:19:09.240
They change their schedule every fucking day it seems like.
01:19:11.120
Yeah, and, I mean, he was just assuming how Dave operates, which is just not the same.
01:19:21.680
It's like, ah, well, because, I mean, Dave will do something.
01:19:25.400
He scheduled a show, like, a week before it was supposed to happen.
01:19:31.320
Yeah, he did it with Robbie just a little bit ago, and he, like, sold out the show.
01:19:42.260
I hope you all realize how much shit we're going to get for sucking Dave's dick right now for this.
01:19:50.660
Only for Gaius, who hates podcasts, so he'll never watch this and never hear it.
01:19:55.080
But he was giving me a lot of shit for defending Dave last night because he was saying to Dave.
01:19:59.460
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
01:20:00.520
I'm just saying, like, all these Loot Crew faggots are going to be like, oh, look at these fucking queers, bro.
01:20:05.240
I just want to say they already were in the podcast mentions.
01:20:10.560
They already tagged us already in a tweet, so it's already happened.
01:20:17.700
I just joked about his fucking website being, like, 100,000 years old.
01:20:23.780
I just joked that he's finally Jewish because he's actually selling cars and making money.
01:20:27.980
Kevin got really Jewish and was trying to claim that he makes more money than Dave.
01:20:35.380
I thought you were going to say he was exaggerating the numbers of the Holocaust.
01:20:44.440
I really want to get to what Shane had for us because he kind of – I didn't watch the video.
01:20:59.600
You, like, explain what this is before we get in here.
01:21:02.360
So the video clip that we're going to play because I had a – hey, should I play this on the Tower show?
01:21:08.780
Because, you know, this is my big break and I don't want to fuck it up.
01:21:12.540
And we haven't even let you talk, so that sucks.
01:21:16.940
And so democracy, you know, I was using democracy because that's the means that we have.
01:21:23.480
And I guess we're going to do it because yes is the winner.
01:21:30.700
If we were going – if we were – if that actually – if no won the poll, we'd be like, fuck democracy.
01:21:42.140
It works for whatever – I get the outcome that I want.
01:21:46.340
Yeah, and I also have the other – I had actually the Jessica Huseman stuff up that we already talked about, but that's fine.
01:21:52.520
By the way, if the Jessica Huseman did go my wrong way, I would say democracy is just retarded.
01:21:59.180
But since it went my way, I'd be like, hey, man.
01:22:05.900
I have the show me the 1099s up too, which was Kevin Brennan saying he wants to see Dave Smith's tax returns.
01:22:17.380
Look, I know that we're fucking with them and shitting on them, but I fucking love the guy.
01:22:23.940
He's just someone that he just – I don't know.
01:22:26.020
There's just something about his anger that just every single time I hear him talk, I hear that theme song started to play the first five seconds.
01:22:31.140
And I'm like, I know some shit's going to go down.
01:22:34.160
Even if I'm not going to like it and all that stuff, I just – I don't know.
01:22:40.000
Ruffordian is in the chat if you guys haven't noticed.
01:22:43.660
Yeah, that episode just pissed me off because it was just him slamming Dave the whole time.
01:22:58.780
Highlight that for me because I have a soapbox to jump on.
01:23:03.280
We're sitting here just – we're just talking shit, just being silly about the concept.
01:23:08.360
And he jumps in – not to pick on you particularly, Nathan, but he jumps in with a serious –
01:23:13.900
He jumps in with a serious statement about a joke that we're just shooting the shit about.
01:23:25.340
You don't have to autistically jump in and say the serious thing.
01:23:30.640
This is why me and CK kept up going on walks at the fucking thing.
01:23:37.320
I'm going to make Nathan a moderator because I love the comment so much.
01:23:43.260
Every single time you were just trying to sit down and have a drink with somebody.
01:23:48.720
This is – it's so perfect that that happened just now.
01:24:00.480
Honestly, can we start talking about argumentation ethics, guys?
01:24:05.220
Autocracy blows the line between who are the people and who are the governments, that they
01:24:17.420
No, but the point I was – I was just saying, like it was very funny that that happened.
01:24:22.500
I just want to say he said, is Nick's reaction just as autistic?
01:24:28.320
So anyway, before we play the video, the video is from – there's this documentary
01:24:33.540
that's actually on Kevin Brennan from a YouTube channel called – it's from a guy named
01:24:38.060
Porcelain, and he's done documentaries on other people before.
01:24:44.860
I think he did – I believe it was him or Beige Frequency that did one on Jim Norton.
01:24:50.200
And so yeah, but anyway, that's where this clip is from.
01:24:55.100
It's sort of out of context, I guess, but the whole point of it is the fact that this
01:25:00.760
guy will basically say whatever the fuck he wants to say, and this is the – this
01:25:20.180
And when I go up there, they're like, what's your problem?
01:25:36.680
Because all weekend long, I was at the fucking McGuire's on Long Island.
01:25:39.820
And these people look at me, I'm like, listen, niggers, okay?
01:25:50.440
Keen to give a struggling man of color down on his look a fair shake, Kevin sought the
01:25:55.900
assistance of his few remaining celebrity friends to help promote the...
01:26:00.640
Although to a visibly decaying ethno-nationalist like Anton Akumic, the sight of Jimmy Martinez
01:26:05.800
storming the compound media headquarters would have likely sent his ill-fitting hairplug
01:26:12.640
When you get one black guy with like Artie Fuqua and then Godfrey shows up, it gets louder
01:26:18.580
They get like a contact high around black people.
01:26:23.300
I couldn't leave last week because I had a mic in my face.
01:26:27.300
So I kept saying, cut his mic, cut his mic, cut his mic.
01:26:34.440
So then I finally just said, cut that nigger's mic.
01:26:44.600
I think the takeaway here is going to be, yeah, that Kevin Brennan should be on our show
01:26:50.180
and absolutely, yeah, black people talk too much for a movie.
01:26:56.200
You guys should totally like tweet at him anytime he tweets something.
01:27:03.240
I do love that, like, it's a comedian that was like, we'll say nigger and like, we'll
01:27:17.920
Like, he'll say that and then he'll be like, yeah,
01:27:20.180
you know, you got to get the vaccine because I want to go back to doing comedy clubs, even
01:27:23.340
though he, even though recently he said that he's canceled gigs.
01:27:28.200
You're complaining about dates, but it doesn't have any dates, but then you fucking canceled
01:27:35.920
I mean, I can't, I don't even have words for just how funny that is.
01:27:41.980
That documentary, like Nick said, I love, he's like, I love Kevin Brennan now.
01:27:46.320
Now, usually when, when Porson will do a documentary, it's usually, I would say like maybe 65, 70%,
01:27:54.120
like I don't like this person, but this one was kind of like middle of the road.
01:28:05.900
So I, so yeah, I would highly recommend watching that documentary just for the entertainment value
01:28:11.840
alone to hear the inward drops to a black guy, Jimmy Martinez, a, to a, yeah, a fucking dark
01:28:22.680
And Shane had made a, made the point in the tweet because I guess figure Terrence must
01:28:27.580
be siding with Kevin Brennan right now on Twitter because they're anti Dave Smith.
01:28:37.320
So like, yeah, uh, Kevin Brennan was saying something and I can't remember exactly who they
01:28:41.420
were replying to, but yeah, they're like, Oh, it looks like someone's jealous that, that
01:28:54.580
And I said, yeah, this is who the faker Terrence are aligning themselves with because
01:29:03.860
Like anybody who, let me tell you something right now.
01:29:06.120
Anybody who unironically says yikes deserves to have their fucking teeth knocked out by a
01:29:15.380
By the way, they also, they didn't walk back from their, like they ran back from, from Kevin
01:29:25.040
They got, they were so, uh, after they said, like someone told him like, Oh yeah, this guy
01:29:36.280
And like, unlike Dave Smith, unlike Dave Smith, who won't condemn anyone.
01:29:47.660
Oh, I was just going to say, it's like forced cognitive dissonance.
01:29:51.320
Faker Terrence is like, they have cognitive dissonance all over the place.
01:29:57.040
What's the wrong thing is going to be, whoever gives the most, the highest super chat will
01:30:01.900
be able to, will point it out and ask every episode what's their favorite racial slur.
01:30:07.620
Shane, what is your favorite Asian racial slur?
01:30:11.760
I would probably, I mean, I guess like, I mean, I guess I go with like the classic, like
01:30:15.760
gook or something, you know, does that, you're hitting gook or whatever, you know, cause
01:30:18.680
you gotta go with that hard G, you know, what about the fact that John McCain liked to
01:30:25.440
My favorite, my favorite, by the way, is zipper head.
01:30:32.980
Or like, or like floss, or was it like a, like almond eyes or floss, like, you know, your
01:30:37.180
eyes are as wide as like something about floss.
01:30:41.320
Like you remember there was, there was a band of all Asian people called the slants.
01:30:46.500
Didn't they actually, they got into legal trouble for that?
01:30:51.560
And this, this is just a, uh, just how good Neocon remover is.
01:30:54.740
I couldn't remember if it was a Neocon remover tweet or a Michael Malice tweet.
01:31:01.500
He said, yeah, he said something about, we talk about black people not skiing, but black
01:31:05.560
people have been hitting the slopes the whole time.
01:31:07.920
The whole stop Asian hate thing came out whenever black people were just like assaulting Asian
01:31:13.480
I want to say maybe Malice, maybe Malice retweets, I remember Malice for some reason on that one.
01:31:17.700
I think maybe you retweeted it or something because it was so funny.
01:31:24.120
Ron Coleman represented the slants in their copyright lawsuit.
01:31:36.180
I think my favorite, uh, my favorite racial slur is, uh, my favorite Asian racial slur is
01:31:41.580
we should definitely like berate Shane right now, like with Asian racial slurs.
01:31:44.820
No, my favorite one, just because, because, just because of Brandon from the, from the chat,
01:31:49.560
like, just because of, is, is, is noodle nigger.
01:31:55.280
Shane, Shane, what is your favorite slur for white people?
01:32:02.000
Cause Nick is here or Turkish or, you know, well, didn't he say something about like Armenian,
01:32:23.540
Like, cause I guess you could make fun of white people.
01:32:27.640
I guess this calling them white is now considered a Rachel's fault.
01:32:44.520
I call people cracker, cracker, like C-R-A-C-K-A.
01:32:57.080
Uncle cracker was like a fucking hic-hop before hic-hop was in.
01:33:01.340
Was he the one who was like only known for doing, uh.
01:33:19.200
Dude, that fucking Bishop Talbert Swan that really went after Ron Paul super hard that one
01:33:24.560
He called somebody a mayo slathered triglodite, and that was the funniest shit.
01:33:35.660
It was so great because he's like somebody was trying to dunk on him, and he goes, listen
01:33:41.900
That's like, I fucking hate the guy for what he was talking about with Ron Paul, but I'm
01:33:47.060
like, goddamn, this guy, maybe he's onto something here.
01:34:14.360
I don't want to talk about him right now, but we talk about racial slurs instead of
01:34:24.120
I'm going to start calling white people Sean Kings.
01:34:47.920
That's why we say the chat is the best part of this show.
01:34:52.740
And now you can make money off of the chat because they've got super chats.
01:34:57.500
Like I've said, we'll finally be able to be called grifter and it'd actually be true.
01:35:03.300
Okay, so we're over an hour and a half in, so we're going to start talking about the
01:35:12.200
Wasn't there like an Aaliyah song, like age is nothing but a number?
01:35:35.880
I don't know if it was today or yesterday, but because of Jose's stance on baseball, I
01:35:41.180
I am no longer officially affiliated with them in any capacity.
01:35:44.640
I think I'm back in because of Cole's stance on the age of consent, though.
01:35:49.640
Well, Jose loved baseball now because of this episode, because of Dinger.
01:35:57.260
Hey, can I just say, y'all were talking about somebody said something about being a little
01:36:03.560
One of the speakers at YAL said something about this state, this state of six million
01:36:09.080
And I like just looked at CK and I went, seems a little high.
01:36:13.420
He was like a Minnesota representative or some shit like that, like a Minnesota state
01:36:18.140
rep, not like a federal rep who gets the money.
01:36:20.680
Oh, I get the money, but I'm allowing my wife, Fat Dave here to use some of it to get
01:36:25.540
a webcam because I want him to look pretty for the show.
01:36:31.000
He's going to buy me a makeup pack, too, so I can start doing makeup before it's looking
01:36:40.780
Is there actually six million people in Florida?
01:36:46.980
Oh, I thought he was talking about six million people in Florida, and I was like, wait, so
01:36:59.380
He said he was talking about how, like, his accomplishments and how, like, he's done a bunch of great
01:37:02.920
shit, and he's like, this state of six million people, and immediately, like, it was like
01:37:08.240
I looked over at CK, and I was like, seems a little high.
01:37:14.960
By the way, if I told you we could go back and kill all six million Jews, or we could
01:37:19.140
kill all of Minnesota, which one would you have thought would have been a larger number?
01:37:24.400
I thought you were going to say, which one would I rather have died?
01:37:28.340
Before this, I was going to say, which one would you think would have been a larger number?
01:37:33.140
I was going to say, I was going to say, is the question pre or post George Floyd?
01:37:40.420
Because if it's pre, then we definitely got to get rid of Minnesota, and then that shit
01:38:24.760
Well, if you didn't have the rent to pay him, you could let him fuck you instead.
01:38:32.840
Nobody knows how to beat a joke into the ground like Cole, huh?
01:38:38.720
Nobody knows how to beat a joke into the ground like Derek Chauvin.
01:39:01.040
I guess that could be a segue to doing plugs because it is – we are an hour 40 in.
01:39:08.320
Should we start calling them butt plugs from now on?
01:39:14.600
I think it's a good joke because it is at the end.
01:39:36.160
She actually – it's her birthday tomorrow, so everybody wish her happy birthday.
01:39:41.860
So she got a Home Goods gift card, and so we went to Home Goods,
01:39:45.500
and she, like, walked by, like, all their little knickknacks and stuff,
01:40:03.480
And it was like a little golden jack, and I was just laughing my ass off.
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You posted a picture of that in the group chat.
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I put it in the group chat, but I wanted to tweet it, and I was like, nah, I'm not going to tweet it.
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And I said, when did you go to Butt Plug Depot or something like that?
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It was also, like, after when I was watching – we were watching The Conjuring 3,
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and at the end of the movie, there's a gazebo, and it was right after the gazebo guy.
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So, dude, I bust out laughing in the movie theater.
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Like, me and her friends started looking at it, like, what are you laughing at?
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This is like a scary, terrible movie where people died.
01:40:58.300
You're a good libertarian dating an underage girl.
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Someone did DM me and actually asked and said, like, are you married to an underage minor
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And then he was like, that's not the own you think it is.
01:41:26.840
Tom Woods put out an open letter to the unknown person who gave him COVID, thanking them for living
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He confirmed it at the – he actually confirmed it at Yale.
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He said, like, I didn't talk about the COVID part of the diagnosis because I didn't want
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everybody emailing me about ivermectin, which is – I mean, he's like, I still got it.
01:41:54.380
Ortho said asthmatic African, talking about George Floyd.
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But I just thought of another one for Sean King, a decafrican-american.
01:42:16.560
Nick thought he was going to hit a home run there.
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Again, I want to, like, congratulations on the baby.
01:42:44.880
Watch me get shit for participating in racism while he does the impression, like, of an Asian
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He said he wasn't going to plug, and that's what I usually do, just say no when you ask
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It's been months in the making, so we're really excited for that.
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Please show up for that one, because we're hoping that her followers don't, like, absolutely
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dwarf our followers, and then, like, they just start calling us racist in the chat, which
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is actually mostly what happens in our chat anyway, but would still be – they'll be
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We're probably more misogynist in that one, probably.
01:43:45.740
So, but we have shoe on head coming up on Wednesday.
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Next Monday, we have – I'm going to – it's –
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He's the other Christian conservative comedian, the one that you've never heard of.
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He's on on Monday, and then tentatively, at least, we have Mark Clare the following
01:44:08.980
And the following week on Tuesday, we have Tho Bishop and Neocon Remover, and we'll see
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And Fat Dave and I are also going to be on the One American podcast.
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Not One American Network, but One American Podcast.
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I was going to say, holy shit, you guys are fucking passive now.
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And in the following week, we have Tucker Carlson.
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I don't know if that's live or not, but we're recording.
01:44:39.760
I think I said this in our Targeting chat one time, was like, at some point, we're going
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to be like, yeah, we have Joe Rogan on next week, and then it's going to be Elon Musk
01:44:47.320
and Jeff Bezos, and then we have Shane Scalph after that.
01:45:00.020
I was going to make a joke that I was going to bomb, so I didn't fucking do it.
01:45:03.600
I still do want – send me who you want to be on the 9-11 podcast.
01:45:11.480
Hopefully, I can get some of these guys out and convince my wife to let me do a podcast
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It is a Saturday, so we want to do a podcast on 9-11.
01:45:40.880
But Shane, actually plug your show so people can find you.
01:45:57.820
So the podcast that I co-host with with my lovely, beautiful wife is called What's Happening.
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I haven't had a new show since the beginning of June, but hopefully we'll be starting that up real soon.
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So, yeah, then follow me on Twitter for whatever reason, at Shane Scaff.
01:46:21.160
If that's what you want, if you want to, like, torture yourself with someone who only tweets once a day or something like that, I guess you can do that if you want to do that.
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I think mine's, if that's still a thing, I don't know.
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And, by the way, the Swapcast would only be gay for Shane and Fat Dave, though, so.
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He was on Tim Heidecker's call-in show, whenever the fuck that was, and it was just a whole, the whole time was just him like, oh, yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Oh, you're not even funny, so what the fuck are you talking about?
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It was a massive shit show, but it was hilarious.
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That would be our best show, and I'm not even going to lie.
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The reaction would be better, but I don't know if the show would be better.
01:47:28.140
But anyway, to be really serious for a few seconds, please subscribe to our YouTube channel, What's Hoppening.
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That's W-H-A-T-S-H-A-P-A-N-I-N-G, because if you look up What's Hoppening on YouTube, you're probably going to get the television show.
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But we're also on Odyssey, because YouTube can be a massive bitch and an asshole.
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I can't wait to see how quick this episode, our first episode monetizing, demonetizing.
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And also, if you're a fan of Bitchute, we're also over there, too, if you want to do that as well.
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But yeah, I'll send you guys the links for all that.
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No, call me at, uh, I don't have a funny joke for that.
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I sincerely apologize for my lack of performance.