Ep 29 - #MeJewed w⧸ Tho Bishop & Neoconremover
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Summary
On this week's episode of The Tower Power Hour, the boys debate whether or not Kanye West is a genius, and if he's just lucky or just a really good fuckboy. Plus, the usual nonsense.
Transcript
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Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret.
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You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it.
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We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane.
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Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck.
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Welcome to another episode of the Tower Power Hour.
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We've got two of the most excellent crossovers between autism and intelligence and political savvy.
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That is Neo-Condomover, a.k.a. Bird Crim, a.k.a. Ludwig von Jesus, and the one and only Tho Bishop,
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the ultimate Florida man, the quintessential DeSantis man on the show.
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Hey, thanks for saying my full name on the podcast.
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I really didn't know your first name was Ludwig.
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Well, and Kanye West just came out with a new album, which somebody just mentioned.
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Oh, we should probably talk about that, Burt, how we had a disagreement about Kanye.
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For those that don't know, Burt is a big Kanye fan, and he was trying to get me to become
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I gave him my word that I would listen to his first two albums, which are titled what now?
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And I listened to both of them back to front and didn't like either one of them, and he was
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You should have listened to them front to back.
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Nick listens to them the same way that he wipes, so.
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So, yeah, front to back, I listened to them, and I just didn't care for them, and sorry.
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I never got to really apologize to you for that, but I really am sorry that I broke your
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Well, we actually, so we were playing this game the other week with some friends of
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mine, and the question, it was a game where you have to, basically someone gives out like
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a statement, and you have to agree or disagree, and then you just argue about it, which is
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a really great game if you're autistic, because you can sit there and just argue about the
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And so I took the disagree, I just thought like, which, but I was like, I'm not huge
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But there were some pretty good arguments on both sides of if Kanye is a genius, or he's
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So, I don't know how much luck has to do with it.
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Well, I mean, the genius part was that he has been successful in both music and fashion
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More importantly though, he hates the Antichrist.
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That alone makes him a genius, but he's a genius level marketer, is he not?
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But the dude also lives in a fucking stadium in a tiny little room.
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Just toss him a copy in that and he's a big one.
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As the only black person on the show, he's not like any of you.
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We've established that I'm also black, come on.
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Yeah, you just grab women's asses and then just kind of play it off like you're just some
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Well, that's why I used to wear the fedora so that people knew right away.
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Two reasons to keep you away from your grandmother.
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It sounds Hispanic enough to work in some circles.
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We're building some interesting connections there.
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Can we just – I feel like that would work, wouldn't it?
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I don't think he's – he's not the lesser brother.
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Imagine if you're a brother to – the brother to Santis would be the Fredo in this situation.
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Well, I mean, Fredo would be a huge insult in calling you a traitor to the family, too, right?
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I'm still watching Sopranos, so I'm – wait, I don't even know if that's –
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Okay, Nick, I don't want to hear it from you because you don't watch movies.
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That's below Forrest Gump level awareness of Paul Paul.
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I feel like more people have watched Forrest Gump than The Godfather.
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No, because Forrest Gump is 20 years younger than fucking The Godfather.
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Yeah, but Forrest Gump is, like, on TV every fucking day.
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I don't think The Godfather has the rights on TV.
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Which, by the way, I just want to bring this up.
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So when I said Unicorn Daddy is just the black version of Forrest Gump, he was just like,
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I know the reference to run Forrest's run, but I know, like, whenever he was younger,
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Yeah, but wasn't that, like, kind of a superhero origin story type of thing,
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where he had the leg braces, but it made him, like, super fast or some shit?
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It's like some lib fantasy movie about, like, wow, they can do anything, I guess.
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I thought it was just about, well, the movie was sort of about, I guess, serendipity.
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I thought it was also just kind of a movie about how sad life is, really.
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I mean, maybe I just watched it as a depressed person.
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If you're just going through life and the whole time you don't know what's going on,
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The consequences of reinforcing simping as an acceptable male behavior,
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I think, also comes probably perhaps from that movie.
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So from a little boy, he loved this girl named Jenny.
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I know that part of it, from listening to radio shows and shit.
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Like, I mean, she sleeps with every Black Panther there is.
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And then she comes back to him when she has AIDS,
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And then she leaves, has his kid, and then calls him up again.
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And she got this retard by the balls and just, like, carried him all the way through.
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And the real tragedy is the kid's Haley Joel Osment,
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Which also is really funny, because he goes, is he like me?
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Which literally was, like, asking if his son is retarded.
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Like, you have the good sperm come out and came into me, not the bad ones.
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Well, and it also got the Black Panther part of it right, I think,
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because we know that black people commit 55% of rapes, so.
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Sidetrack and highlight some of these fucking super chats,
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Is that the thing about him writing the pro-mask paper
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Well, El Palpo, in his, like, ravings against Michael Malice,
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co-authored a paper that was, like, super pro-mask.
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And it's, like, the defining paper that kind of made people, like,
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If y'all not aware of it, then I don't know enough to teach you about it.
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So we can move on to the next question, which is from Garbage Man.
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And what does Neil O'Connor think of Soulja Boy business cycle theory?
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Dude, Soulja Boy is wiling on fucking Twitter right now.
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I don't know if you guys follow him, but, yeah,
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he is going crazy at Kanye for taking his verse,
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I don't even believe that it was ever supposed to be on there.
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I think Soulja Boy is just making some shit up just to get, you know, trending.
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But he's, like, tweeting at Kanye, like, every fucking 15 minutes.
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What's the Soulja Boy, the one that came out with his own console?
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I was playing Assassin's Creed 2 on it earlier.
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elaborate on Soulja Boy Business Psycho Theory.
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Yeah, because all I heard was more of an argument about IP,
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but it's got this, like, surround sound thing going on
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is he, like, behind me in the room right now or shit?
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Basically, his record prior to becoming governor
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because he talks to a host rather than a congressman.
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I'm not going to hold that too firm against him,
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Yeah, he was the one there for the toaster, wasn't it?
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He was the guy that was asking all the questions.
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the neoliberal or neoconservative establishment