Tower Gang - September 02, 2021

Ep 29 - #MeJewed w⧸ Tho Bishop & Neoconremover

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1 hour and 24 minutes

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177.0679

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15,014

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1,510

Misogynist Sentences

48

Hate Speech Sentences

107

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On this week's episode of The Tower Power Hour, the boys debate whether or not Kanye West is a genius, and if he's just lucky or just a really good fuckboy. Plus, the usual nonsense.

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00:00:15.940 What's up, retards?

00:00:17.560 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12.

00:00:20.240 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret.

00:00:23.340 Yeah.

00:00:24.400 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:27.180 It's a Manhattan with two kamikazes.

00:00:29.240 But then, now, now.

00:00:31.760 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it.

00:00:36.340 White women must be stuffed.

00:00:38.360 That's right.

00:00:39.220 What?

00:00:39.600 Yeah.

00:00:41.540 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane.

00:00:45.840 What?

00:00:46.040 Your ass-ass-to-penis ratio.

00:00:48.660 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck.

00:00:51.060 You said n***er.

00:00:52.040 Oh, Jesus.

00:00:53.320 Whee!

00:00:54.980 Fat Dave, fuck you, man.

00:00:56.540 Whee!

00:00:57.600 Whee!

00:00:58.320 Whee!

00:00:59.240 Hey, everybody.

00:01:02.860 Welcome to another episode of the Tower Power Hour.

00:01:05.260 We've got two of the most excellent crossovers between autism and intelligence and political savvy.

00:01:11.480 That is Neo-Condomover, a.k.a. Bird Crim, a.k.a. Ludwig von Jesus, and the one and only Tho Bishop,

00:01:18.780 the ultimate Florida man, the quintessential DeSantis man on the show.

00:01:24.560 Welcome, guys.

00:01:25.160 Hey, thanks for saying my full name on the podcast.

00:01:30.120 Doc's down, man.

00:01:31.220 Shit.

00:01:32.780 Glad to join you guys.

00:01:34.180 I really didn't know your first name was Ludwig.

00:01:36.080 That's pretty awesome.

00:01:40.280 Well, and Kanye West just came out with a new album, which somebody just mentioned.

00:01:45.100 Oh, we should probably talk about that, Burt, how we had a disagreement about Kanye.

00:01:53.180 Oh, yeah.

00:01:53.680 You're wrong.

00:01:55.920 Many such cases.

00:01:57.860 Yeah, so that is true.

00:01:59.500 Many such cases.

00:02:00.260 It happens whenever one is retarded.

00:02:01.720 For those that don't know, Burt is a big Kanye fan, and he was trying to get me to become

00:02:10.460 a Kanye fan, and I simply did not like.

00:02:13.480 I gave him my word that I would listen to his first two albums, which are titled what now?

00:02:18.880 College Dropout and Late Registration.

00:02:21.260 And I listened to both of them back to front and didn't like either one of them, and he was

00:02:26.160 furious.

00:02:27.500 You should have listened to them front to back.

00:02:28.900 Rob, why did you listen to them back to front?

00:02:30.920 I didn't mean it that way.

00:02:32.220 I told you I'm retarded.

00:02:35.560 Nick listens to them the same way that he wipes, so.

00:02:38.920 You don't have to go there.

00:02:41.120 So, yeah, front to back, I listened to them, and I just didn't care for them, and sorry.

00:02:47.340 I never got to really apologize to you for that, but I really am sorry that I broke your

00:02:51.040 heart so badly.

00:02:52.960 It's okay.

00:02:53.640 I don't give a shit.

00:02:54.180 Well, we actually, so we were playing this game the other week with some friends of

00:02:57.940 mine, and the question, it was a game where you have to, basically someone gives out like

00:03:02.180 a statement, and you have to agree or disagree, and then you just argue about it, which is

00:03:06.080 a really great game if you're autistic, because you can sit there and just argue about the

00:03:09.100 most random shit.

00:03:10.460 And the statement was, Kanye is a genius.

00:03:14.380 And so, so I.

00:03:17.220 I wonder what he's going to say.

00:03:18.560 And so I took the disagree, I just thought like, which, but I was like, I'm not huge

00:03:23.340 in the music, I'd be swayed either way.

00:03:25.060 But there were some pretty good arguments on both sides of if Kanye is a genius, or he's

00:03:30.320 just a really lucky and weird asshole.

00:03:33.440 Very fine people on both sides.

00:03:35.280 This is a coincidence, first of all.

00:03:38.060 So, I don't know how much luck has to do with it.

00:03:40.740 Well, I mean, the genius part was that he has been successful in both music and fashion

00:03:49.920 and basically just popularity in general.

00:03:52.080 It's just an accident?

00:03:53.680 I thought you were going to say fascism.

00:03:57.100 Yes, he's a huge fascist.

00:03:58.960 I wish.

00:04:00.880 He is a big fan of Trump, so, I mean.

00:04:04.320 Yeah, so obviously.

00:04:05.340 More importantly though, he hates the Antichrist.

00:04:07.560 He does.

00:04:08.120 That's true.

00:04:08.660 I respect Kanye.

00:04:09.720 Another genius level take, by the way.

00:04:11.960 Yeah.

00:04:12.740 That alone makes him a genius, but he's a genius level marketer, is he not?

00:04:18.520 I guess.

00:04:19.960 I respect Kanye.

00:04:20.280 But the dude also lives in a fucking stadium in a tiny little room.

00:04:24.900 I mean.

00:04:25.500 Just like Howard Hughes, another genius.

00:04:28.020 Wow.

00:04:30.620 The real question is he's on the spectrum.

00:04:32.700 Like, that's the real question.

00:04:34.080 Is he on the spectrum?

00:04:35.020 Yeah.

00:04:35.660 Oh, undoubtedly.

00:04:36.560 Yes.

00:04:36.820 Yeah, definitely, I think.

00:04:38.660 So, one of us.

00:04:40.480 Yeah, you're right.

00:04:41.540 One of us.

00:04:42.160 Well, he's just like me.

00:04:45.300 Just toss him a copy in that and he's a big one.

00:04:48.220 As the only black person on the show, he's not like any of you.

00:04:52.760 We've established that I'm also black, come on.

00:04:56.520 In what fucking way?

00:04:58.960 That I'm also Italian.

00:05:00.880 Oh, well.

00:05:01.660 That just means you're perverted.

00:05:02.600 Like, everybody knows that, too.

00:05:07.060 Yeah, you just grab women's asses and then just kind of play it off like you're just some

00:05:11.560 kind of jokester.

00:05:12.700 Just like, nah.

00:05:14.520 Well, that's why I used to wear the fedora so that people knew right away.

00:05:18.240 Oh, this guy's going to be an ass grabber.

00:05:19.860 Okay, he's Italian.

00:05:20.680 It's okay, guys.

00:05:22.160 Two reasons to keep you away from your grandmother.

00:05:23.960 So, like, that's what we have.

00:05:26.420 So, is Ron DeSantis Italian?

00:05:28.640 Is that what DeSantis is?

00:05:29.900 He is.

00:05:30.200 I think so, right?

00:05:31.200 Yes.

00:05:31.840 Yeah.

00:05:32.080 That's pretty well.

00:05:32.720 It's good.

00:05:33.220 It sounds Hispanic enough to work in some circles.

00:05:35.340 But, no, he is Italian.

00:05:36.860 So, you know, yeah.

00:05:39.600 We're building some interesting connections there.

00:05:41.360 It's good to go.

00:05:42.360 Wait, so can we call him Fredo also?

00:05:44.500 Can we just – I feel like that would work, wouldn't it?

00:05:47.860 I don't think he's – he's not the lesser brother.

00:05:51.860 Oh, that's true.

00:05:53.380 Dude, that's true.

00:05:54.660 Imagine if you're a brother to – the brother to Santis would be the Fredo in this situation.

00:05:59.100 Wait, does Santis actually have a brother?

00:06:01.240 I'm not sure.

00:06:02.660 Okay.

00:06:05.940 Well, I mean, Fredo would be a huge insult in calling you a traitor to the family, too, right?

00:06:10.520 So, sorry.

00:06:12.700 Spoiler.

00:06:13.260 Oh, no.

00:06:14.860 I'm still watching Sopranos, so I'm – wait, I don't even know if that's –

00:06:18.280 Fredo's not even from Sopranos.

00:06:19.680 Oh, it's Godfather.

00:06:21.260 Damn it.

00:06:21.640 Okay, Nick, I don't want to hear it from you because you don't watch movies.

00:06:25.940 I've watched The Godfather.

00:06:27.780 I have watched The Godfather.

00:06:28.980 You're still below his level.

00:06:30.620 Yeah.

00:06:31.160 Jesus.

00:06:31.600 That's below Forrest Gump level awareness of Paul Paul.

00:06:34.500 I feel like more people have watched Forrest Gump than The Godfather.

00:06:37.020 No, because Forrest Gump is 20 years younger than fucking The Godfather.

00:06:41.240 Yeah, but Forrest Gump is, like, on TV every fucking day.

00:06:44.300 I don't think The Godfather has the rights on TV.

00:06:48.240 Which, by the way, I just want to bring this up.

00:06:49.880 Nick Ashley has never watched Forrest Gump.

00:06:52.740 No, you're right.

00:06:53.420 So when I said Unicorn Daddy is just the black version of Forrest Gump, he was just like,

00:06:59.140 I don't understand.

00:07:00.380 I thought Forrest Gump was crippled.

00:07:03.480 And I was just like, no.

00:07:05.140 Yeah, he doesn't run good.

00:07:06.840 I know the reference to run Forrest's run, but I know, like, whenever he was younger,

00:07:10.680 he had leg braces or some shit.

00:07:13.080 Yeah, but wasn't that, like, kind of a superhero origin story type of thing,

00:07:16.360 where he had the leg braces, but it made him, like, super fast or some shit?

00:07:20.560 Don't ask me.

00:07:21.300 I didn't see the fucking movie.

00:07:22.680 The reference sucks anyway.

00:07:24.520 It's like some lib fantasy movie about, like, wow, they can do anything, I guess.

00:07:28.720 The original West Wing.

00:07:30.540 How much retarded people can change the world?

00:07:33.420 I thought it was just about, well, the movie was sort of about, I guess, serendipity.

00:07:40.520 It's also about, wow, the 60s were cool, huh?

00:07:42.560 I love all this cool stuff that happened.

00:07:45.520 I thought it was also just kind of a movie about how sad life is, really.

00:07:49.720 I mean, maybe I just watched it as a depressed person.

00:07:52.440 It's not sad if you're retarded, though.

00:07:54.000 If you're just going through life and the whole time you don't know what's going on,

00:07:57.500 it seems pretty nice, I feel like.

00:07:59.540 The consequences of reinforcing simping as an acceptable male behavior,

00:08:04.840 I think, also comes probably perhaps from that movie.

00:08:07.120 Oh, well, I hate Forrest Gump then.

00:08:09.040 Yeah, he was totally cut by Jenny, dude.

00:08:12.800 Okay, so I'll explain it for you.

00:08:15.100 So from a little boy, he loved this girl named Jenny.

00:08:18.780 I know that part of it, from listening to radio shows and shit.

00:08:22.460 She grows up to be an absolute whore.

00:08:25.000 Like, I mean, she sleeps with every Black Panther there is.

00:08:27.800 I mean, they just ravage her.

00:08:29.580 And then she comes back to him when she has AIDS,

00:08:32.200 and then actually fucks him and then is like,

00:08:35.920 I have AIDS, I'm going to leave now.

00:08:38.120 And then she leaves, has his kid, and then calls him up again.

00:08:42.260 It was like, hey, come take care of your kid.

00:08:44.520 And she got this retard by the balls and just, like, carried him all the way through.

00:08:49.300 And the real tragedy is the kid's Haley Joel Osment,

00:08:51.620 which is the real twist ending there.

00:08:52.860 Which also is really funny, because he goes, is he like me?

00:08:59.960 And she goes, no, he's not like you.

00:09:05.280 Which literally was, like, asking if his son is retarded.

00:09:08.500 And she's just like, no, don't worry.

00:09:11.580 Like, you have the good sperm come out and came into me, not the bad ones.

00:09:17.300 Well, and it also got the Black Panther part of it right, I think,

00:09:23.660 because we know that black people commit 55% of rapes, so.

00:09:28.280 Jesus.

00:09:28.880 You're right.

00:09:30.340 She literally goes to...

00:09:35.020 God damn it.

00:09:36.100 Why, Toad?

00:09:38.800 Sidetrack and highlight some of these fucking super chats,

00:09:41.220 because some of them are actually...

00:09:42.160 We're past five minutes.

00:09:43.200 We're past five minutes.

00:09:45.220 Jesus Christ.

00:09:46.060 Timor Cain, who is always on point.

00:09:48.960 Lex Friedman is a fed.

00:09:50.300 Also, GayObamaPizza.com.

00:09:53.060 GayObamaPizza.com.

00:09:53.640 So true.

00:09:54.580 Damn right.

00:09:55.180 What's this, Lex Friedman is a fed?

00:09:56.840 Is that the thing about him writing the pro-mask paper

00:09:59.500 or co-authoring it or some shit like that?

00:10:01.680 Did he?

00:10:02.040 I don't know much about it.

00:10:02.620 Y'all didn't see that?

00:10:03.160 Yeah, he did do that.

00:10:04.420 Well, El Palpo, in his, like, ravings against Michael Malice,

00:10:07.960 had posted something about where Lex Friedman,

00:10:11.560 who was one of Michael Malice's boys,

00:10:13.220 co-authored a paper that was, like, super pro-mask.

00:10:16.620 And it's, like, the defining paper that kind of made people, like,

00:10:19.100 wear a bunch of masks and shit.

00:10:20.360 So, I...

00:10:20.780 Really?

00:10:22.860 Damn.

00:10:23.240 Okay.

00:10:23.800 Don't trust us.

00:10:24.480 If y'all not aware of it, then I don't know enough to teach you about it.

00:10:27.100 So we can move on to the next question, which is from Garbage Man.

00:10:31.240 Garbage Man.

00:10:31.940 And what does Neil O'Connor think of Soulja Boy business cycle theory?

00:10:39.760 Dude, Soulja Boy is wiling on fucking Twitter right now.

00:10:42.560 I don't know if you guys follow him, but, yeah,

00:10:44.080 he is going crazy at Kanye for taking his verse,

00:10:48.120 which I don't even think this is true,

00:10:49.740 but taking his verse off of remote control.

00:10:51.860 I don't even believe that it was ever supposed to be on there.

00:10:54.620 I think Soulja Boy is just making some shit up just to get, you know, trending.

00:10:59.420 But he's, like, tweeting at Kanye, like, every fucking 15 minutes.

00:11:04.380 What's the Soulja Boy, the one that came out with his own console?

00:11:08.040 If I remember that correctly.

00:11:10.600 Yeah, he had his own video game console.

00:11:13.480 It was the Soulja Boy console.

00:11:16.260 Swear to God.

00:11:17.500 No, yeah, it's real.

00:11:18.480 It's excellent.

00:11:19.920 I was playing Assassin's Creed 2 on it earlier.

00:11:23.980 Hey, Garbage, in the chat there,

00:11:27.380 elaborate on Soulja Boy Business Psycho Theory.

00:11:30.920 We can actually flesh this out.

00:11:32.960 Yeah, because all I heard was more of an argument about IP,

00:11:35.680 which I think we know is fake and gay, so.

00:11:40.180 Fubadu.

00:11:41.460 Fubadu.

00:11:42.300 Turn up those mic.

00:11:43.680 He sounds fine to me.

00:11:44.540 Is he quiet to you guys on the show?

00:11:46.900 He's not quiet to me,

00:11:48.040 but it's got this, like, surround sound thing going on

00:11:50.480 where he talks, and I'm like,

00:11:51.400 is he, like, behind me in the room right now or shit?

00:11:54.180 You retard.

00:11:54.900 He's across the country from you.

00:11:57.580 Well, that's true,

00:11:58.760 but he might be right behind me, too,

00:12:00.100 about to rape me or something.

00:12:01.140 I have no idea.

00:12:01.840 This is a question for Tho here.

00:12:03.420 He'll highlight Justico's comment here.

00:12:06.860 If DeSantis is,

00:12:07.760 is DeSantis black,

00:12:08.940 and if not, who is black DeSantis?

00:12:10.280 Yeah, he's black.

00:12:10.920 He's Italian, so he's black.

00:12:12.780 If you're looking for something else,

00:12:14.380 Larry Elder could be the black DeSantis.

00:12:16.500 That's topical.

00:12:17.240 Is he as good as DeSantis, though?

00:12:21.320 LeBron DeSantis.

00:12:25.560 Basically, his record prior to becoming governor

00:12:29.280 is even better than DeSantis

00:12:30.320 because he talks to a host rather than a congressman.

00:12:32.500 That's true.

00:12:33.020 So I'll take that all day.

00:12:34.600 When he hosted the 2016 Libertarian Debates.

00:12:38.020 There you go.

00:12:38.600 That's true.

00:12:40.000 I'm not going to hold that too firm against him,

00:12:42.200 but, like...

00:12:42.980 Did Larry Elder did this?

00:12:44.380 Yeah, he was the one there for the toaster, wasn't it?

00:12:49.360 The permit for toasters.

00:12:50.720 No, he asked the seatbelt question.

00:12:53.820 That's what it was.

00:12:54.240 A license to put toast in my own damn toaster.

00:12:58.160 Larry Elder was there for that?

00:13:00.040 Yeah, Larry Elder was the MC.

00:13:02.180 He was the guy that was asking all the questions.

00:13:04.060 He's an actual MC.

00:13:07.540 MC Elder.

00:13:09.100 Yes.

00:13:09.500 He's a badass.

00:13:14.340 I've got a buddy here that...

00:13:15.560 I mean, he became a Libertarian

00:13:16.620 because he was in California

00:13:17.680 and listened to Elder's show all the time,

00:13:20.440 like, back in the day.

00:13:21.440 Oh, is that that Giuseppe guy?

00:13:23.260 No.

00:13:27.340 Thankfully not.

00:13:28.500 I thought it was a Blamercon.

00:13:30.660 No, no.

00:13:31.060 He's much better than that.

00:13:32.360 Like, he's...

00:13:33.500 At the very least,

00:13:34.560 he's kind of like Mike Medved.

00:13:36.060 I mean, he's Libertarian-ish.

00:13:37.400 You know, don't quiz him.

00:13:39.560 But, I mean, you're going to have a guy

00:13:40.680 that's to the right of, like,

00:13:41.940 your average, like, Republican congressman,

00:13:44.620 possibly governor of California.

00:13:46.440 And then it'd be interesting to see

00:13:47.360 what he actually does.

00:13:49.320 Yeah, it would be basically

00:13:50.660 the most right governor of California

00:13:52.780 that's ever been since, like,

00:13:53.860 fucking Ronald Reagan.

00:13:55.020 Yeah.

00:13:55.360 Like, basically.

00:13:56.520 And even back then,

00:13:57.320 Ronald Reagan wasn't even that right.

00:13:59.380 Yeah.

00:13:59.640 No, no, he wasn't.

00:14:00.500 I mean, today,

00:14:01.800 if you're using the same policies,

00:14:03.100 I mean, they wouldn't have been today,

00:14:05.220 he would be basically a neo-Nazi.

00:14:06.940 But, um...

00:14:08.940 To them.

00:14:10.500 Well, just imagine,

00:14:11.140 if, like, there's not a lot he can do,

00:14:13.120 like, the Democrats have a supermajority,

00:14:14.440 but if he simply, like, unleashes the cops

00:14:16.640 on, like, the homeless

00:14:17.980 and drug leaders...

00:14:19.300 Oh, shit.

00:14:19.880 ...and drug needles...

00:14:20.460 90s Rothbard now, yeah.

00:14:23.060 Like, yeah, if he simply adopted

00:14:25.800 a clean-up-the-street sort of message,

00:14:27.480 which he could do with the authority

00:14:28.960 underneath his control as governor,

00:14:30.320 like, you know,

00:14:31.580 he may last there a while.

00:14:33.160 I guess it's just a shame

00:14:33.680 that he's 60s and 60s and 40s, yeah.

00:14:36.320 That's why people love Giuliani so much.

00:14:38.500 I like Garbage...

00:14:39.420 I like Garbage Mane's, uh...

00:14:41.800 Garbage Mane,

00:14:42.860 the protocols of the Larry Elders of Zion.

00:14:45.240 Well, I think it's back

00:14:47.320 to the DeSantis question,

00:14:48.440 but, like, that's okay, you know.

00:14:51.200 Oh, yeah, that's true,

00:14:51.980 because DeSantis is a huge kike lover.

00:14:56.420 Jesus Christ, Carl.

00:14:59.280 Are y'all just trying to be inflammatory?

00:15:02.140 At least be funny.

00:15:03.540 Was that a reference to the Zionism?

00:15:05.400 I don't even know what's going on here.

00:15:08.380 Anyway, the point I was...

00:15:10.240 Why would you say that

00:15:12.280 when I was about to say something,

00:15:13.780 you fucking idiot?

00:15:14.420 Go ahead.

00:15:16.100 I was highlighting a super chat

00:15:18.020 in the middle of my question.

00:15:19.220 Like, that's part of why people

00:15:20.400 love Giuliani for so long

00:15:21.920 until, you know, obviously,

00:15:23.160 the neoliberal or neoconservative establishment

00:15:26.780 kind of, you know, took over,

00:15:28.580 and he was no longer...

00:15:29.880 He was persona non grata after that,

00:15:31.260 but that was what you were saying

00:15:32.520 about the unleash the cops thing.

00:15:33.920 I mean, that was kind of Giuliani's gig,

00:15:36.080 and it's not...

00:15:36.800 Like, from a libertarian ethics perspective,

00:15:39.160 like, yeah, maybe it's not

00:15:40.120 the best thing in the world,

00:15:41.500 but the reality of the situation is

00:15:43.360 people fucking hate

00:15:44.540 having literal human shit

00:15:46.900 all over the street

00:15:47.780 in San Francisco,

00:15:48.620 and if Larry Elder

00:15:49.640 does something about it,

00:15:50.740 then he's going to be beloved.

00:15:52.160 I think you're right about that.

00:15:53.100 Yeah, well, it's like the libertarian

00:15:54.340 that has done the most

00:15:55.180 to defend, like, stop-and-frisk laws

00:15:56.600 is Thomas Sowell,

00:15:58.020 and his entire point is that,

00:15:59.460 look, like, all the people

00:16:00.060 that complain about it,

00:16:01.420 like, they tend to be white people,

00:16:02.640 and it's, like, the people

00:16:03.760 that benefit the most from it

00:16:04.800 because, like, it actually does get

00:16:05.940 some violent criminals off the street

00:16:07.180 are, you know, black people

00:16:09.520 in certain cities in New York City,

00:16:10.820 and, like, there's this aspect,

00:16:12.640 like, when you're actually

00:16:13.380 dealing with the realities

00:16:14.680 of, like, regular crime,

00:16:16.020 like, trying to argue

00:16:17.380 about police reform,

00:16:19.160 you know, it's not going to work.

00:16:20.320 Like, you know,

00:16:20.780 it becomes a major magician

00:16:22.300 because, like, that's a pressing issue

00:16:23.680 that people have on a daily basis.

00:16:24.980 Like, there's letters

00:16:26.120 in Murray Rothbard's writings

00:16:27.120 where he's talking about, like,

00:16:27.740 friends that get, like,

00:16:28.800 burglarized, like,

00:16:29.460 on a regular basis

00:16:30.120 because, like, that's the way

00:16:30.600 New York City was then,

00:16:31.640 and, yeah,

00:16:32.980 and that's what made

00:16:34.080 Rudy Giuliani beloved,

00:16:36.160 and, you know,

00:16:37.000 the problem is you get

00:16:37.740 the 9-11 stuff,

00:16:38.540 like, fine, whatever,

00:16:39.620 but there's something

00:16:40.040 we said there about

00:16:40.640 if you can't keep peace

00:16:42.300 on your streets,

00:16:43.740 then it's very difficult

00:16:44.420 for it, particularly in the city.

00:16:45.800 Like, it's different

00:16:46.320 when you're living in the suburbs.

00:16:47.240 It's different when you're living out,

00:16:48.280 you know, low population

00:16:49.840 density sort of areas,

00:16:50.840 but high population density

00:16:51.960 sort of area,

00:16:52.520 like, you've got to have,

00:16:53.680 you know, some sort of

00:16:55.000 a mechanism to deal with

00:16:56.680 bad hombres.

00:16:59.020 Well, didn't it become, like,

00:17:00.280 that broken window policing,

00:17:05.480 didn't it, like,

00:17:06.040 basically, like,

00:17:07.500 make New York the safest

00:17:08.640 it's ever been,

00:17:09.840 technically?

00:17:10.560 Like, I mean,

00:17:11.640 as libertarians,

00:17:12.500 we have problems with it,

00:17:13.380 but at the same time,

00:17:14.060 it's like, hey,

00:17:14.540 it kind of worked,

00:17:15.560 and, I mean,

00:17:16.600 I can imagine

00:17:17.160 how many people

00:17:17.880 may have been hurt

00:17:19.000 or may have, you know,

00:17:20.200 died,

00:17:20.780 if not for them doing the,

00:17:23.500 what, it's cleaning up

00:17:24.320 the streets, basically.

00:17:25.380 Yeah.

00:17:25.700 That's like a lot of people.

00:17:26.960 Oh, sorry, sorry.

00:17:27.760 Go, go on.

00:17:28.420 I was going to say,

00:17:28.820 people present it as, like,

00:17:29.640 it's a false dichotomy,

00:17:30.560 but the reality of the situation

00:17:31.700 is if you're in L.A.

00:17:32.660 or San Francisco,

00:17:33.300 you're not going to be prosecuted

00:17:34.740 or even stopped by the police

00:17:36.180 if you're stealing

00:17:36.720 less than $500 of merchandise

00:17:38.300 out of a store.

00:17:39.640 Like, if I was a business owner

00:17:42.100 and I was presented with that

00:17:43.360 or people are getting

00:17:44.340 roughed up unnecessarily,

00:17:45.760 I know which option I'm taking.

00:17:47.340 I mean, I'm sorry.

00:17:48.140 It's just what it is.

00:17:49.160 So, yeah,

00:17:49.420 dealing with the reality

00:17:50.180 is different than dealing

00:17:50.940 with, like,

00:17:51.280 a libertarian ethic and theory.

00:17:53.420 Well, yeah,

00:17:53.860 like, I don't think

00:17:54.760 it's an un-libertarian stance.

00:17:57.080 Like, so many people

00:17:57.620 flip out about it

00:17:58.480 where we're talking about, like,

00:17:59.800 incrementalism.

00:18:00.660 Like, what is worse?

00:18:01.500 Like, would you rather have,

00:18:02.820 like, the state exists right now.

00:18:04.200 Would you rather have them

00:18:05.160 just letting all this shit happen,

00:18:07.120 like, letting all these

00:18:07.740 property violations happen,

00:18:09.100 or would you rather have

00:18:09.940 the cops actually

00:18:11.140 defend property in some way?

00:18:12.860 So, less than a grand.

00:18:14.820 Okay.

00:18:15.320 I thought it was 500.

00:18:16.580 Yeah, I thought it might have been less,

00:18:17.920 but, yeah,

00:18:18.360 so it's an anarcho-tyranny situation

00:18:21.500 in some ways.

00:18:22.240 Right.

00:18:22.620 Literally.

00:18:23.300 We need to grab some of these

00:18:24.480 super chats real quick.

00:18:27.120 What are you going to say?

00:18:27.740 So, let's go ahead, man.

00:18:29.660 One of the interesting examples here

00:18:31.460 is, like, Singapore.

00:18:32.600 Like, Lee Kwan.

00:18:33.220 Yes.

00:18:33.440 And it's, like,

00:18:35.260 the reason why, like,

00:18:36.140 they would punish you severely

00:18:37.600 for, like, putting bubblegum,

00:18:39.100 like, on the road.

00:18:39.760 It's not because the act of

00:18:40.800 bubblegum on the road

00:18:41.720 is this big deal.

00:18:43.320 No, I mean, you know,

00:18:44.220 but it's because, like,

00:18:45.420 you're intentionally

00:18:46.340 dishonoring

00:18:47.800 the public property, right?

00:18:50.700 The cleanliness, right.

00:18:51.600 It's anti-social behavior

00:18:53.300 that Singapore kind of focused on

00:18:54.780 as being, like,

00:18:55.160 the big sort of...

00:18:56.080 And so, again,

00:18:56.480 it creates all sort of,

00:18:57.640 you know,

00:18:58.000 hysterical sort of things,

00:18:59.320 but, like,

00:18:59.920 it maintains a certain sort of order

00:19:01.560 that you kind of need

00:19:02.280 because there's a certain

00:19:03.680 sort of population.

00:19:04.820 Like, there's always a group

00:19:06.120 that, you know,

00:19:06.720 they're not going to respond

00:19:07.320 to, like, pure reason

00:19:08.180 and logic.

00:19:09.200 Like, there's a force mechanism

00:19:10.700 that you kind of need

00:19:11.340 to kind of keep things in line.

00:19:12.480 It's basically,

00:19:13.300 if we're going to have

00:19:14.700 public property,

00:19:16.000 in order to not have

00:19:17.120 the tragedy of the commons,

00:19:18.920 you have to be really strict

00:19:20.580 about what people are doing

00:19:21.880 on that public property.

00:19:23.420 Right.

00:19:23.680 I mean, and honestly,

00:19:24.780 Singapore has the right...

00:19:25.660 We're also getting shit on the roads.

00:19:26.840 Literally, yeah.

00:19:27.700 People shit on the subway

00:19:29.340 from New York.

00:19:29.700 Yeah.

00:19:30.400 The head of the department

00:19:32.140 of transportation

00:19:32.820 in Singapore's name

00:19:33.740 is actually Ma Rhodes.

00:19:39.300 San Francisco's actually

00:19:40.460 creating jobs, man,

00:19:41.700 because they have to create

00:19:42.300 an entire poop patrol,

00:19:43.840 so it's job creation.

00:19:46.200 Damn.

00:19:46.600 I didn't know Keynes

00:19:47.280 was into scat.

00:19:51.100 By the way,

00:19:51.680 Jeremiah Chance said,

00:19:52.740 did y'all see in Afghanistan

00:19:53.700 a bunch of right-wing

00:19:54.680 religious militants

00:19:56.020 reduce their authoritarian problem

00:19:57.360 by way of a helicopter ride?

00:19:59.660 It's pretty good.

00:20:02.040 Personally, I'm glad to see

00:20:03.020 the paleo strategy on the march.

00:20:04.760 We have now won that.

00:20:06.880 Actually, you know,

00:20:09.620 that's glad to see.

00:20:11.180 It was interesting, though,

00:20:12.300 to see how many...

00:20:12.840 Apparently, the guy

00:20:14.140 being hung from the helicopter

00:20:15.140 is actually in a harness,

00:20:16.780 which is...

00:20:17.120 Yeah, I thought it was a...

00:20:18.220 They were just testing out

00:20:19.280 all the shit

00:20:20.060 that we left them there.

00:20:22.120 I thought they were

00:20:22.880 just fucking around.

00:20:24.100 Yeah, I'm in this period

00:20:25.180 of just happy-go-lucky Taliban

00:20:26.840 before it gets really, really bad,

00:20:28.220 which you will.

00:20:28.760 I mean, it's all in there.

00:20:29.780 Of course.

00:20:30.300 This little golden period,

00:20:31.520 this little bubble

00:20:32.160 of innocence.

00:20:34.300 Riding on bumper cars and shit,

00:20:35.860 eating and screaming and all that.

00:20:37.020 Oh, yeah.

00:20:37.040 It's bros and bros.

00:20:38.180 Hot Boy Summer.

00:20:39.540 Yeah.

00:20:41.120 That's what they called it,

00:20:42.060 but who was it

00:20:42.900 that actually called it?

00:20:43.620 There was some fucking news channel

00:20:45.440 who said,

00:20:45.980 Hot Boy Summer

00:20:46.700 for the Taliban right now,

00:20:48.060 which is pretty funny.

00:20:50.400 And then Jeremiah

00:20:50.920 also followed up with,

00:20:51.820 they aren't terrorists,

00:20:52.560 they're just hoppians.

00:20:54.320 Yeah, that was...

00:20:55.220 I think that was the joke

00:20:56.760 he was making

00:20:57.360 in the previous Supertube.

00:20:58.260 Yeah, well,

00:20:59.240 he followed it up

00:21:00.220 and just said that,

00:21:01.260 so he explained his joke

00:21:02.340 for $5.

00:21:03.180 That's why Hoppa relocated

00:21:04.560 to Turkey for a reason, guys.

00:21:05.780 I mean, just part of the trust

00:21:06.600 that the neo-Ottoman conspiracy

00:21:08.640 is life and wealth.

00:21:10.440 Then Michael Wetland,

00:21:11.480 broken windows policing,

00:21:12.740 I didn't realize

00:21:13.200 Keynes was pro-cop,

00:21:14.600 which is basically pretty good.

00:21:17.140 That's right, boy, Michael.

00:21:18.160 Love you, Michael.

00:21:20.220 Oh, the other thing,

00:21:21.920 what was I going to say

00:21:22.660 about, oh, I had a tweet today

00:21:26.580 about the Taliban.

00:21:27.700 I said the LP Mises caucus

00:21:29.420 needs to take some pointers

00:21:30.240 on how to do a takeover

00:21:31.760 from the Taliban.

00:21:33.180 Unironically, that's true.

00:21:34.760 Yeah, I saw that, yeah.

00:21:36.040 That's true.

00:21:38.620 Which I know Tho's just like,

00:21:40.280 ah, fuck the LP Mises caucus.

00:21:41.460 No, not really,

00:21:42.160 but I know you have

00:21:43.700 a totally different strategy

00:21:45.100 to get there,

00:21:45.780 but to get to liberty for all.

00:21:49.120 Yeah, it's come up

00:21:49.660 from time to time, but...

00:21:51.780 We skipped this other

00:21:56.840 super chat here

00:21:57.460 from Blue State Libertarian.

00:21:59.120 If you could get older

00:21:59.900 on the show,

00:22:00.440 would Fat Dave

00:22:01.020 lay off the hard R's?

00:22:02.460 No, we would all say

00:22:03.380 them in unison.

00:22:04.580 Yeah, yeah.

00:22:05.780 Elder said them in himself.

00:22:06.960 You see that article?

00:22:08.480 What?

00:22:09.680 Elder said them in himself.

00:22:10.600 Did he write an article

00:22:11.560 with Lou Rocco or something?

00:22:13.740 He did, like,

00:22:14.620 a standard comedy routine

00:22:15.860 in the 90s,

00:22:16.800 and they were trying

00:22:17.260 to smear him with it,

00:22:18.280 saying he shouldn't have said it.

00:22:19.840 Really?

00:22:20.380 You're joking, right?

00:22:21.520 No, he was doing

00:22:22.640 an impression of, like,

00:22:23.780 OJ's cop in charge

00:22:25.780 of the OJ case.

00:22:27.740 Oh, that's right,

00:22:28.860 because that's,

00:22:29.340 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

00:22:30.100 the hard R at the OJ case.

00:22:32.100 Oh.

00:22:32.920 Did you just have to think

00:22:33.640 Larry Elder is the black face

00:22:36.100 of white supremacy?

00:22:38.240 Yeah.

00:22:39.060 I saw that, yeah.

00:22:40.680 That article is pretty much

00:22:41.820 in the same publication.

00:22:43.800 I think it's, like,

00:22:44.140 the LA Times.

00:22:44.960 Did you see the monologue

00:22:48.260 from Tucker Carlson,

00:22:49.300 like, on this story,

00:22:50.200 where, like,

00:22:50.640 the, he quotes from,

00:22:52.040 like, the article itself,

00:22:52.980 like, references,

00:22:53.560 like, scholarly literature

00:22:54.460 for, like, the proper,

00:22:55.440 the more common,

00:22:56.580 you know, ending

00:22:57.980 for that word

00:22:59.360 with people,

00:23:00.600 it's, like,

00:23:01.600 as studies show

00:23:03.080 more commonly referred,

00:23:04.340 you know,

00:23:04.520 the more commonly used word,

00:23:06.300 like, it's just the,

00:23:08.040 the, the,

00:23:08.600 I'm just glad that

00:23:09.580 the academic,

00:23:10.320 the academic literature

00:23:14.320 is going that deep

00:23:15.140 on these,

00:23:15.680 these most pressing

00:23:16.520 social issues.

00:23:18.160 Yeah.

00:23:19.080 Wait, wait,

00:23:19.620 so, so was Larry Elder

00:23:20.900 the ghost writer

00:23:22.260 for Kramer

00:23:22.740 during his stand-up?

00:23:25.000 No, Larry Elder

00:23:25.720 wrote the Ron Paul newsletters.

00:23:28.460 There we go.

00:23:31.220 But I did,

00:23:31.960 I did see a funny,

00:23:32.920 I also saw a funny meme

00:23:33.860 that was, like,

00:23:34.220 if women have,

00:23:34.940 go back in time

00:23:35.860 and it was, like,

00:23:37.060 oh, I'm going to meet

00:23:37.620 my grandma

00:23:38.100 and, like,

00:23:38.800 talk to her

00:23:39.280 and then it was, like,

00:23:39.740 if men go back in time

00:23:40.960 and I had a guy

00:23:42.000 telling two black guys

00:23:43.260 to go see Kramer

00:23:43.940 do comedy tonight.

00:23:45.020 Yeah.

00:23:45.220 I was, like,

00:23:46.740 holy shit.

00:23:49.320 Oh, man.

00:23:50.560 Justico said,

00:23:51.440 uh, Larry Elder

00:23:52.020 sold N-word passes

00:23:53.180 in the back pages

00:23:54.020 of the Ron Paul newsletters.

00:23:57.200 That is one of the

00:23:58.580 most base aspects

00:23:59.560 of Walter Williams

00:24:00.420 is that he had, like,

00:24:01.360 a certificate

00:24:01.800 for, like,

00:24:02.440 white guilt,

00:24:03.380 uh,

00:24:04.520 and it wasn't quite

00:24:05.100 an inward pass,

00:24:06.000 but it was, like,

00:24:06.520 a white guilt certificate

00:24:07.580 that he would get,

00:24:08.400 that you could print

00:24:09.040 from his website.

00:24:10.360 That's hilarious.

00:24:11.420 Walter was a base man.

00:24:12.900 Like, he was,

00:24:13.440 oh, he was a legend.

00:24:14.520 Oh, yeah.

00:24:15.060 R.I.P.

00:24:16.520 Yeah.

00:24:17.300 Rip King.

00:24:19.180 Rip in peace, guys.

00:24:19.840 Walter Williams

00:24:20.400 was actually Corn Pop.

00:24:24.860 You can imagine.

00:24:26.620 Well, I was watching,

00:24:27.340 I was watching Kill Tony today,

00:24:28.660 which I've talked about

00:24:29.220 Kill Tony a lot,

00:24:30.100 and, uh,

00:24:31.120 they had on,

00:24:32.200 um,

00:24:33.420 he's basically,

00:24:34.020 he's one of the regulars

00:24:34.940 and he comes on there

00:24:35.920 and he said one of the

00:24:37.360 funniest jokes

00:24:37.820 I've heard in a while,

00:24:38.680 which was,

00:24:39.240 um,

00:24:40.080 Joe Biden asked Hunter

00:24:41.240 about what he should do

00:24:42.640 about the calamity

00:24:43.560 in, uh,

00:24:44.080 Afghanistan right now.

00:24:46.160 And,

00:24:46.520 uh,

00:24:46.840 Hunter was just like,

00:24:47.580 well,

00:24:48.240 maybe I'll just go

00:24:48.920 and fuck my brother's widow.

00:24:50.700 Instead.

00:24:51.500 I was like,

00:24:52.360 holy shit.

00:24:53.020 I'm sure it was a lot

00:24:53.940 more funny

00:24:54.460 when the comedian

00:24:55.160 told the joke.

00:24:55.740 the comedian did it

00:24:56.640 a lot better,

00:24:57.420 but that was so funny.

00:25:02.620 Yeah,

00:25:03.060 it was like the one

00:25:03.460 from last night,

00:25:04.120 right?

00:25:06.060 Oh yeah,

00:25:06.420 it was the one

00:25:06.680 from last night.

00:25:07.120 Yeah,

00:25:07.380 yeah.

00:25:07.980 Yeah,

00:25:08.240 it was a good one.

00:25:09.320 Oh,

00:25:09.560 you watched Tony Hinchcliffe,

00:25:10.820 Bert?

00:25:11.400 Yeah.

00:25:12.220 Ugh,

00:25:12.640 respect down.

00:25:14.180 What the fuck

00:25:15.100 is wrong with you?

00:25:17.140 I don't like Tony Hinchcliffe.

00:25:18.260 He's just not funny.

00:25:19.700 That's not true.

00:25:20.940 Yeah,

00:25:21.400 you need to,

00:25:22.480 you need to,

00:25:23.340 why do you have really bad,

00:25:24.540 you and Bert,

00:25:25.240 like really contentious

00:25:27.060 on like Kanye,

00:25:28.840 Tony Hinchcliffe,

00:25:30.480 white women.

00:25:31.640 two things.

00:25:32.460 What do you mean?

00:25:33.860 I don't know.

00:25:34.360 I'm going to ask you a few.

00:25:34.680 White women.

00:25:36.440 Bert loves white women.

00:25:38.360 Maybe so.

00:25:40.160 He's trying to line up

00:25:41.000 an entire new series

00:25:41.860 of Lions of Liberty

00:25:43.120 debate videos.

00:25:43.900 No,

00:25:44.080 this is like,

00:25:44.700 you know,

00:25:46.180 manufactured beef.

00:25:47.620 There's no beef

00:25:48.180 between me and Bert.

00:25:49.100 It's all good.

00:25:50.460 Somebody in the chat says,

00:25:51.460 can we get Owen Benjamin

00:25:52.460 to write the Nick Ashley

00:25:53.660 newsletters?

00:25:55.240 I don't know.

00:25:56.320 Who is Owen Benjamin?

00:25:58.080 You don't know who Owen Benjamin is?

00:25:59.740 No.

00:26:00.620 Wait,

00:26:01.160 what?

00:26:01.840 No,

00:26:02.260 I don't.

00:26:03.060 He's the bear,

00:26:04.060 man.

00:26:04.280 The bear.

00:26:04.720 I don't know who that is.

00:26:06.060 He's the huge,

00:26:07.060 the huge pianist

00:26:08.420 is what he goes by.

00:26:10.020 He's Owen Benjamin.

00:26:11.060 Owen Benjamin would be so good

00:26:13.080 on this podcast,

00:26:14.200 by the way.

00:26:15.000 Somebody tell me

00:26:15.720 who he is first.

00:26:16.460 I don't know.

00:26:16.660 He's a comedian

00:26:17.640 and pianist

00:26:18.860 and he basically got

00:26:20.820 canceled from social media

00:26:23.240 for being too out there

00:26:24.860 and promoting

00:26:25.600 a lot of conspiracy theories.

00:26:27.980 He's been a part

00:26:28.820 of the problem a bunch.

00:26:29.740 He's friends with Dave Smith.

00:26:31.760 Maybe I should write

00:26:32.760 the Owen Benjamin newsletters then.

00:26:34.800 He was on Louder

00:26:35.780 with Crowder

00:26:36.300 for a while

00:26:37.220 and then basically

00:26:38.100 they had to split up

00:26:39.020 and he went off

00:26:40.160 on his own

00:26:40.620 and then just wrote a bunch of,

00:26:41.680 talked a bunch of shit

00:26:42.420 about Stephen Crowder,

00:26:44.820 what a little bitch he is.

00:26:45.940 and then just sort of

00:26:49.020 doing his own stuff.

00:26:49.800 He's really big

00:26:50.780 and that the moon landing

00:26:51.680 is fake

00:26:52.340 and really big

00:26:55.200 about 9-11

00:26:56.320 being an inside job

00:26:58.040 and all that.

00:26:58.460 He's super into

00:26:59.320 conspiracy theories.

00:27:00.300 What's his opinion

00:27:00.780 about Hollow Earth?

00:27:02.540 Oh, God.

00:27:03.740 I don't know

00:27:04.620 if he's gotten into that one.

00:27:05.800 I think I've heard

00:27:06.260 him talk about aliens a bit.

00:27:07.700 I'm not sure

00:27:08.260 about any of that.

00:27:09.100 When he takes the red pill

00:27:10.080 to come back,

00:27:10.640 I'll be into it.

00:27:13.460 But after he got,

00:27:15.280 I think it was

00:27:15.680 after he got canceled,

00:27:16.420 he basically just

00:27:17.100 moved out to a farm

00:27:18.580 somewhere in upstate New York

00:27:19.900 and he's been

00:27:20.420 self-producing

00:27:21.500 all of his comedy specials

00:27:22.820 since then.

00:27:23.360 He's living on a farm

00:27:24.820 with his family

00:27:25.500 and living,

00:27:27.920 what do you call it?

00:27:29.320 He's just...

00:27:29.980 Self-sufficient.

00:27:31.100 He's an agorist now.

00:27:32.260 He's an agorist.

00:27:33.300 I was going to say that.

00:27:34.640 He gained 350 pounds.

00:27:36.980 Yeah.

00:27:38.500 He only tells people

00:27:39.880 he's an agorist.

00:27:41.040 Yeah.

00:27:41.240 He talks about

00:27:41.960 destroying the state

00:27:43.040 all the time,

00:27:43.700 but then he still

00:27:44.700 subs to OnlyFans.

00:27:47.200 Yeah.

00:27:47.320 I mean,

00:27:47.540 it's just basic agorist stuff.

00:27:49.740 Yeah.

00:27:49.980 I think,

00:27:50.240 isn't he also like 6'6

00:27:51.740 and like a lumberjack

00:27:53.080 or something?

00:27:53.740 Yeah.

00:27:54.820 By the way,

00:27:55.140 Bojangler says,

00:27:55.840 Real Talk,

00:27:56.280 can we republish

00:27:57.120 Ron Paul newsletters?

00:27:59.500 IP is fake and gay,

00:28:00.640 so absolutely we can.

00:28:02.000 Well,

00:28:02.280 we just have to...

00:28:03.480 Yeah.

00:28:04.400 Just make sure

00:28:05.200 Jeffrey Tucker

00:28:06.220 doesn't get near them.

00:28:07.400 Yeah,

00:28:07.540 this actually gets to

00:28:08.240 a very interesting point

00:28:09.680 that Justin Raimondo,

00:28:10.500 I've never been able

00:28:13.860 to find a full

00:28:14.560 digital collection

00:28:15.840 of the Ron Paul newsletters,

00:28:17.120 but Justin Raimondo

00:28:18.000 had this whole kick

00:28:19.080 where basically

00:28:20.180 he would defend

00:28:21.220 the content

00:28:22.260 of the Ron Paul newsletters

00:28:23.460 to his dying day

00:28:24.900 and basically saying

00:28:25.960 that everything around it

00:28:27.220 was taken out of context

00:28:28.380 and this,

00:28:28.700 that,

00:28:28.820 and the other.

00:28:29.460 I've not been able

00:28:29.940 to verify that

00:28:30.640 one way or another,

00:28:31.800 but it just goes to the point.

00:28:33.280 I have honestly seen

00:28:35.000 very few of that publication,

00:28:37.720 unfortunately.

00:28:38.180 Or the gay guy

00:28:40.660 that didn't like

00:28:41.300 black people?

00:28:41.940 Damn,

00:28:42.160 color me shocked.

00:28:46.260 It said Garbage

00:28:47.600 with another $2,

00:28:48.920 Walter E. and J. Williams.

00:28:51.960 Very good.

00:28:53.420 I don't get that one.

00:28:55.540 I don't get it.

00:28:57.340 Burt might be

00:28:58.020 when he gets it.

00:28:58.860 I don't know.

00:28:59.320 Sometimes Garbage comes in

00:29:00.580 and he's on a different level

00:29:01.920 of comedy.

00:29:03.460 Can you explain,

00:29:04.620 please?

00:29:04.840 Because I need to know.

00:29:05.560 Like Walter Williams,

00:29:08.880 but E. and J.

00:29:10.000 What's E. and J?

00:29:10.840 That's the point.

00:29:11.780 It's like some kind of

00:29:12.600 like a hood-ass liquor

00:29:14.000 of some sort.

00:29:15.620 It's like a brandy

00:29:16.880 or something?

00:29:17.480 I don't remember.

00:29:18.960 Damn,

00:29:19.280 I'm sorry.

00:29:19.660 I'm sorry,

00:29:20.200 Garbage.

00:29:21.180 That was,

00:29:21.400 that was,

00:29:21.700 oh yeah,

00:29:22.300 it's like a brandy.

00:29:23.480 I just looked it up.

00:29:24.400 Yeah.

00:29:24.680 This is like when

00:29:25.160 everybody today was like

00:29:26.280 ragging on Michael Malice

00:29:27.700 and like I had an autistic moment

00:29:29.040 and I was like,

00:29:29.600 okay,

00:29:29.940 what the fuck is going on?

00:29:31.000 And they're like,

00:29:31.440 it's a prank

00:29:32.100 or like it's a joke.

00:29:32.920 And I was just like,

00:29:33.900 oh,

00:29:34.140 am I just too retarded

00:29:35.340 to understand like this joke

00:29:37.380 because T.L.E. Bird,

00:29:39.880 El Popo,

00:29:40.680 and then somebody else.

00:29:41.720 It's not a joke.

00:29:42.720 Oh,

00:29:42.880 it's not a joke?

00:29:43.800 Okay,

00:29:44.180 fuck y'all.

00:29:44.960 I think someone's a joke.

00:29:45.700 You're double retarded.

00:29:46.920 I'm double retarded.

00:29:47.640 I never know what's a joke

00:29:48.600 and what's not.

00:29:49.120 And apparently Owen Benjamin

00:29:50.020 is in Idaho

00:29:50.860 according to Smud Ruckus.

00:29:52.260 I fucked that up,

00:29:53.060 but all right.

00:29:54.060 Yeah,

00:29:54.320 basically it's really hard now

00:29:55.660 because like you don't know

00:29:56.640 who's trolling

00:29:57.220 and who's not.

00:29:58.200 And so basically

00:29:58.820 you just have to either

00:29:59.840 think everybody is

00:30:01.100 or everybody isn't.

00:30:02.360 No,

00:30:02.700 Popo got blocked by him

00:30:04.060 so he was ranting about him

00:30:05.460 to just make fun of him.

00:30:06.740 Because Malice moved

00:30:07.760 from New York to Austin

00:30:09.340 and he's shocked

00:30:10.180 that shit sucks in Austin now.

00:30:12.000 Like he's bitching about,

00:30:13.340 he said he was at a plant store

00:30:14.960 or a nursery

00:30:17.480 or whatever you would call it.

00:30:18.640 He said plant store

00:30:19.740 and he's like,

00:30:20.520 these people are bitching at me

00:30:21.580 for not wearing a mask outside.

00:30:23.160 Like that.

00:30:23.800 I think it was actually,

00:30:24.700 it was a weed dispensary.

00:30:26.160 Yeah,

00:30:26.420 he just said it was a dealer.

00:30:27.400 It wasn't even a store.

00:30:32.140 It was just this guy

00:30:32.860 on the street

00:30:33.400 and he's like,

00:30:33.800 you got to wear a mask

00:30:34.760 because it's Austin.

00:30:37.440 By the way,

00:30:37.800 Sam comes in at $2.

00:30:39.860 You bailed him out,

00:30:41.400 Joel.

00:30:42.620 By the way,

00:30:43.920 no,

00:30:45.200 go ahead.

00:30:45.860 I'm surprised Malice

00:30:46.800 isn't like leaning

00:30:47.380 into the shtick

00:30:48.000 but just like going

00:30:48.660 with the cowboy

00:30:49.380 with the handkerchief.

00:30:50.720 Same.

00:30:51.840 That seems like something

00:30:52.780 he would totally do.

00:30:53.900 He's already said

00:30:54.540 that he's going to start

00:30:55.240 doing everything

00:30:55.920 that he says that's dumb

00:30:57.260 that he's already said

00:30:57.800 that he's going to

00:30:58.400 precede it with

00:30:59.860 as a Texan

00:31:00.820 and then just say

00:31:01.740 whatever dumb shit

00:31:02.420 he was going to say

00:31:03.160 which he said

00:31:03.720 he's going to do that.

00:31:04.900 By the way,

00:31:05.240 Sam Marcus said

00:31:06.820 not a mud jug.

00:31:08.980 That's pretty true.

00:31:10.240 You guys,

00:31:11.160 is that just another

00:31:12.060 one of his books?

00:31:12.940 I don't know.

00:31:13.320 No,

00:31:13.800 you idiot.

00:31:14.420 God damn,

00:31:14.940 I'm ashamed of both of you.

00:31:16.240 I'm leaving right now.

00:31:17.260 I'm out later.

00:31:18.100 Amoy Cain said

00:31:19.240 white.

00:31:20.020 That was the best

00:31:20.620 not a podcast episode ever.

00:31:22.120 Mud jug.

00:31:22.560 White women

00:31:23.860 must be stopped.

00:31:24.720 Michael Malice.

00:31:26.180 It's true.

00:31:28.200 Where's the

00:31:28.660 Jerry Taylor accent?

00:31:31.280 White women.

00:31:32.920 White women

00:31:34.500 must be stopped.

00:31:38.380 Appropriate to view

00:31:39.800 white women

00:31:40.780 as Jews

00:31:42.100 in the family.

00:31:45.840 Michael that went

00:31:46.880 with another

00:31:47.240 fucking Canadian $2.

00:31:49.280 Expanding Earth

00:31:49.960 is the real conspiracy.

00:31:52.560 I guess

00:31:53.200 expanding Earth.

00:31:54.400 That's just what

00:31:54.880 he calls his mom.

00:31:59.260 I'm sorry.

00:32:00.140 That was mean.

00:32:01.120 Jeremiah Chance

00:32:02.140 $5 says

00:32:02.920 Chris Spangled

00:32:03.560 which is just

00:32:04.560 we'll fight

00:32:05.140 just tweeted

00:32:06.400 we must be more

00:32:07.300 anti-war

00:32:07.840 than we are

00:32:08.540 anti-left

00:32:09.260 as if they're

00:32:10.120 not the same thing.

00:32:11.620 Ooh.

00:32:14.340 Is he talking about

00:32:15.300 like,

00:32:15.700 I guess he's,

00:32:16.200 is he talking about

00:32:16.800 the,

00:32:17.140 what does he run?

00:32:19.580 The Libertarian

00:32:20.700 We Are Libertarians.

00:32:22.980 We Are Libertarians.

00:32:24.440 Yeah.

00:32:25.280 It changed

00:32:25.780 Chris Spangled

00:32:26.840 wants the empire

00:32:27.880 from going

00:32:28.520 from defending

00:32:29.240 pedophiles in Afghanistan

00:32:30.500 to defending

00:32:31.180 pedophiles in California.

00:32:33.220 Right.

00:32:33.600 As a bold take,

00:32:34.580 I just disagree.

00:32:35.180 he'd rather defend

00:32:42.440 gay sex in Somalia

00:32:43.560 than,

00:32:44.280 I was just,

00:32:45.040 I was just tagging

00:32:45.760 on the,

00:32:46.120 I did a toad,

00:32:46.960 I'm sorry.

00:32:47.620 I was going to say

00:32:48.200 that's my thing.

00:32:49.360 Yeah.

00:32:50.600 There's like the,

00:32:51.360 the fucking

00:32:52.380 Talden member today,

00:32:53.500 whatever,

00:32:54.040 he went after

00:32:54.440 the Boogaloo boys

00:32:55.440 because like,

00:32:56.340 they were just like,

00:32:57.300 he tweeted out

00:32:58.080 the thing about,

00:32:59.200 oh,

00:32:59.680 everybody's getting mad

00:33:00.320 because they have

00:33:00.840 F-15s and

00:33:01.840 like rocket launchers now

00:33:03.740 and all the Boog boys

00:33:05.080 were like super excited

00:33:06.120 and he would just like,

00:33:07.100 we will literally stone you.

00:33:09.840 God damn it.

00:33:11.340 There aren't any

00:33:12.300 anti-war leftists.

00:33:13.920 Well,

00:33:14.080 I was,

00:33:14.460 well,

00:33:14.840 yeah,

00:33:15.220 I was going to say

00:33:15.800 that there are

00:33:16.580 some anti-war,

00:33:17.680 like the true left,

00:33:18.720 I think is still anti-war.

00:33:20.000 They're just

00:33:20.400 very few in numbers

00:33:22.580 at this point.

00:33:24.540 That's how I look at it.

00:33:25.820 That's the discussion

00:33:26.600 for the Jared and Taylor episode

00:33:28.420 that we're going to be having soon.

00:33:29.980 Don't worry.

00:33:30.720 All right.

00:33:31.740 By the way,

00:33:32.100 Garbage Pane has something

00:33:32.860 for Tho.

00:33:33.480 Tho,

00:33:33.960 what is your favorite

00:33:34.600 Civil War battle?

00:33:38.220 The Battle of the Crater

00:33:39.600 has such a,

00:33:40.500 just such a great

00:33:41.380 theatrical aspect to it

00:33:42.800 that.

00:33:44.080 Which battle was that?

00:33:46.180 That was a plot

00:33:47.060 where they actually

00:33:47.620 buried

00:33:48.260 explosives

00:33:50.480 underneath the battlefield

00:33:51.700 in advance

00:33:52.500 and it blew up

00:33:53.440 spectacularly

00:33:54.140 against the North.

00:33:55.740 And so it was just like,

00:33:56.280 it was just,

00:33:56.560 just a gigantic

00:33:57.640 theatrical disaster.

00:33:59.420 But there's something

00:33:59.800 to be said about,

00:34:00.640 you know,

00:34:00.900 anytime a plan

00:34:02.540 completely falls apart.

00:34:04.980 You know,

00:34:05.500 I like it.

00:34:06.820 But of course,

00:34:07.340 the most important battle

00:34:08.800 of the Civil War

00:34:09.320 came in 1876

00:34:10.380 with the stolen election.

00:34:12.020 Dude,

00:34:12.440 I was going to say,

00:34:13.520 listen,

00:34:13.960 y'all don't understand.

00:34:15.540 This man is passionate

00:34:16.680 about that.

00:34:17.680 At fucking Yale,

00:34:18.660 at the sports bar

00:34:19.660 in the hotel,

00:34:20.700 he was literally

00:34:21.380 hoarse

00:34:22.160 from hollering

00:34:23.440 at people

00:34:23.900 about the election

00:34:24.640 of 1876.

00:34:25.640 That's a good thing.

00:34:26.280 I'm just saying,

00:34:26.740 like,

00:34:26.860 you know a lot about it.

00:34:27.880 Real quick,

00:34:28.600 Garbage Man,

00:34:29.020 if you talk about

00:34:29.580 the Civil War again,

00:34:30.220 remember to call it

00:34:30.760 the War of Northern Aggression,

00:34:31.700 okay?

00:34:32.260 That's the end of the story.

00:34:34.160 For sure.

00:34:34.780 Say six hell

00:34:35.600 DeLorenzos

00:34:36.240 and we'll be forgiven.

00:34:37.960 Yes,

00:34:38.340 that's right.

00:34:40.380 What happened in 1876?

00:34:41.780 I thought it was just,

00:34:42.320 you know,

00:34:42.600 like every other election,

00:34:43.720 totally fine,

00:34:44.380 totally good.

00:34:44.940 Yeah,

00:34:45.200 the New York Times

00:34:46.340 stole the election

00:34:48.540 from great man

00:34:49.400 Sam Tilden,

00:34:50.580 the Ron Paul Vizera.

00:34:51.800 I happen to be

00:34:52.100 a New Yorker,

00:34:52.580 though,

00:34:52.680 which is weird.

00:34:53.920 But it's because of that

00:34:55.200 we had 24 years

00:34:56.300 of Republican control

00:34:58.160 during the most corrupt

00:34:59.240 period of American history.

00:35:00.880 But that period right there,

00:35:01.920 literally that was

00:35:02.380 the New York Times

00:35:03.080 in the middle of the night

00:35:03.820 saying,

00:35:04.320 ah,

00:35:04.640 fuck these numbers,

00:35:05.620 we're going to publish

00:35:06.180 our own article.

00:35:07.780 And because of that,

00:35:08.760 it gave like enough time

00:35:09.720 for like mobilization

00:35:10.620 of like securing ballot boxes.

00:35:12.500 The entire election

00:35:13.220 was stolen because

00:35:13.720 of a New York Times article.

00:35:15.160 And I'm trying to track down

00:35:16.200 a copy of like this post,

00:35:17.940 like the morning after,

00:35:19.540 because it's just

00:35:20.040 the embodiment

00:35:20.560 of everything wrong

00:35:21.420 in American history.

00:35:22.680 It's the New York Times

00:35:23.520 and because of that

00:35:24.560 we had,

00:35:26.000 we got the empire.

00:35:27.480 We're at the one time

00:35:28.200 we could have kind of

00:35:28.680 reversed it all

00:35:29.260 with like the one great man

00:35:30.540 to ever actually be

00:35:31.220 like a primary nominee.

00:35:33.100 But in a fashion?

00:35:33.740 It's a fascinating favorite time.

00:35:34.440 People just don't,

00:35:35.480 it's just,

00:35:35.900 there's so many things

00:35:36.580 working around there

00:35:37.240 because you've got like

00:35:38.100 federal troops in the South,

00:35:39.460 you've got carpetbaggers,

00:35:40.620 you've got,

00:35:40.840 you look at Grant doing

00:35:41.640 Grant things,

00:35:42.500 you've got,

00:35:42.980 it's just fascinating stuff.

00:35:44.420 No one talks about that.

00:35:45.980 Who actually won that election?

00:35:48.260 Barack Obama.

00:35:52.340 Rutherford Hayes

00:35:53.340 of Ohio.

00:35:54.560 By the way,

00:35:55.320 wait,

00:35:55.540 I don't know if you're right

00:35:56.740 because fake news

00:35:57.380 only started in 2016.

00:35:59.140 I was going to say that.

00:36:01.720 The press used to be honest,

00:36:03.460 you guys.

00:36:04.240 Fair indeed.

00:36:05.140 Used to be honest.

00:36:06.540 The numbers,

00:36:07.340 there's a poll that showed

00:36:08.020 like,

00:36:08.300 they used to have like

00:36:08.940 73% faith in the media

00:36:11.140 and now it's on like 30.

00:36:12.500 Oh yeah,

00:36:12.920 I saw that,

00:36:13.320 it was that fucking

00:36:14.580 blue-pilled,

00:36:16.880 I think she was also

00:36:17.880 a journalist,

00:36:18.720 posted that the other day

00:36:19.740 and basically blamed it

00:36:20.980 on Trump

00:36:21.480 and was just like,

00:36:22.020 because he's been

00:36:22.740 calling us fake news

00:36:23.520 for four years,

00:36:24.740 like half of the,

00:36:26.220 half we've gotten

00:36:26.800 half more approval.

00:36:27.920 It's like,

00:36:28.080 that's not true.

00:36:30.660 It wasn't because of

00:36:31.720 just the blatant lying

00:36:33.180 you've been doing

00:36:33.820 over the past 10 years.

00:36:35.560 More than that.

00:36:36.540 Basically,

00:36:37.160 I guess they've never

00:36:37.920 stopped lying.

00:36:38.860 Right.

00:36:39.260 Yeah.

00:36:39.840 Now more transparent

00:36:41.020 than ever,

00:36:41.580 I would say.

00:36:43.740 Oh,

00:36:44.900 a bunch of,

00:36:45.660 Benjamin Cooper 49,

00:36:48.360 when will Anitha

00:36:49.540 and Hernitha

00:36:50.640 be on Not A Podcast?

00:36:52.620 Dude,

00:36:53.060 we haven't heard back yet,

00:36:54.500 unfortunately.

00:36:55.380 Who are they?

00:36:56.280 Hernian?

00:36:57.580 Those are the real names

00:36:58.740 of Diamond and Silk.

00:37:00.440 Oh,

00:37:00.940 are y'all really trying to,

00:37:02.700 unironically trying to get

00:37:03.680 Diamond and Silk

00:37:04.180 on Not A Podcast?

00:37:05.380 Very much unironically.

00:37:06.680 Dude,

00:37:06.860 that would be awesome.

00:37:08.880 Anitha and Hernitha?

00:37:10.720 Like,

00:37:10.840 how the,

00:37:12.780 how the,

00:37:12.940 how the,

00:37:13.780 it's so original,

00:37:15.800 but they like,

00:37:16.260 another one came out

00:37:17.040 and they were like,

00:37:17.460 oh fuck,

00:37:17.920 what do we do with this one?

00:37:18.760 Well,

00:37:18.880 it's a girl,

00:37:19.440 so her,

00:37:20.280 Anitha.

00:37:20.820 They're both girls,

00:37:21.600 stupid.

00:37:22.200 I know,

00:37:22.840 they get the first one

00:37:23.540 with me.

00:37:23.640 No,

00:37:23.800 it was her brother and sister

00:37:24.920 and then one became trans

00:37:26.060 just so they could,

00:37:26.760 uh,

00:37:27.120 I just appreciate

00:37:30.960 Not A Podcast

00:37:31.600 the dogged commitment

00:37:32.780 to the paleo strategy there,

00:37:34.020 so I do appreciate that.

00:37:35.620 Of course.

00:37:36.700 Not A Podcast is the best.

00:37:38.080 It really is.

00:37:38.660 You guys should listen

00:37:39.300 if you don't.

00:37:39.880 It's the best.

00:37:41.060 You guys have no right

00:37:42.060 being that funny.

00:37:42.860 Like,

00:37:42.880 I listen to you guys

00:37:44.240 and I cry laughing.

00:37:45.700 I fucking cry laughing

00:37:47.000 every time.

00:37:48.120 Thank you.

00:37:48.660 I appreciate that.

00:37:49.660 Anything that makes you cry

00:37:50.900 is a good thing.

00:37:55.240 Sam Marcus said,

00:37:56.660 Todd,

00:37:57.840 sex work is real.

00:37:59.520 Hagapopi,

00:38:00.120 being,

00:38:00.360 being,

00:38:00.500 being,

00:38:01.060 being.

00:38:01.340 That got me

00:38:02.180 early when I read that.

00:38:04.120 Boss Baby.

00:38:05.180 Yes.

00:38:05.900 Boss Baby,

00:38:06.680 yeah,

00:38:06.900 that fucking Photoshop picture

00:38:08.240 is the most insane image

00:38:09.660 on the internet.

00:38:10.240 Anyone that chooses that

00:38:11.220 as your go-to aesthetic,

00:38:12.280 like,

00:38:12.760 I mean,

00:38:12.920 I'm sorry,

00:38:13.360 even in our circles,

00:38:14.360 as weird as they are,

00:38:15.200 and that's a red flag.

00:38:17.240 Yeah,

00:38:17.740 I support someone

00:38:19.180 taking his guns

00:38:20.060 for that alone.

00:38:20.980 Like,

00:38:21.060 I'll make an exception there.

00:38:23.420 You don't identify

00:38:24.260 with Boss Baby,

00:38:25.100 Bert?

00:38:26.060 Not at all?

00:38:26.680 Dude,

00:38:26.800 that picture is so fucking funny.

00:38:28.500 I want to look at it right now.

00:38:31.360 Is that the one

00:38:32.000 he's talking about

00:38:32.400 where he doesn't have his beard

00:38:33.480 and he's at the convention

00:38:35.140 or something?

00:38:36.220 No,

00:38:36.660 it's literally a

00:38:37.580 photo cam as a boss,

00:38:39.400 though.

00:38:39.420 As the Boss Baby.

00:38:40.440 Yes.

00:38:41.340 He's got a high share

00:38:42.200 and everything.

00:38:42.980 I don't,

00:38:43.240 I don't know.

00:38:44.280 He's like,

00:38:44.800 I'm the Boss Baby of Liberty.

00:38:47.100 Honestly,

00:38:47.640 tweet it out.

00:38:48.140 I don't know if it's a four-star thing

00:38:48.680 with a little,

00:38:49.220 even all the more weirder,

00:38:50.480 I guess.

00:38:51.400 Isn't there actually a sequel

00:38:52.520 to that movie coming out?

00:38:54.280 No,

00:38:54.560 there's a Netflix series.

00:38:54.940 Only you would know this.

00:38:57.580 Only I would know it?

00:38:58.600 I stopped following movies

00:38:59.680 a while ago.

00:39:00.660 So did I,

00:39:01.160 but I just know

00:39:01.640 because Joni watches Netflix

00:39:02.660 all the time,

00:39:03.280 so I see that.

00:39:04.320 I feel like Toad

00:39:04.940 looks like a small version

00:39:06.280 of Todd Hagopin

00:39:07.560 or whatever you say.

00:39:08.580 Who does?

00:39:10.120 Toad does.

00:39:12.480 Well,

00:39:12.940 he sips hard.

00:39:14.840 Yeah,

00:39:15.100 Toad has so many

00:39:15.760 different types of,

00:39:16.800 like,

00:39:16.980 people that he looks like.

00:39:17.900 He definitely looks like

00:39:18.980 Tim Pool

00:39:19.480 when he has his beanie on.

00:39:22.220 People tell me

00:39:22.720 I look like Pete Quinones

00:39:24.320 when I have

00:39:24.920 the clean-shaven head

00:39:26.840 and,

00:39:27.080 like,

00:39:27.400 more of a goatee.

00:39:28.580 Yeah,

00:39:29.180 I growl.

00:39:29.620 I can see that.

00:39:31.340 I don't know.

00:39:31.760 I look like every bald dude.

00:39:33.080 You do not look like Pete.

00:39:34.260 I'm sorry.

00:39:34.860 Pete looks really cool.

00:39:38.560 He looks like

00:39:39.360 the fucking dude

00:39:40.540 from,

00:39:41.220 um,

00:39:42.600 fucking,

00:39:43.960 what's that movie?

00:39:45.780 Uh,

00:39:46.660 damn it.

00:39:47.000 What's the movie

00:39:47.360 with the black guy

00:39:48.160 and his girlfriend's white

00:39:49.380 and they're gonna kill him?

00:39:51.160 Get Out?

00:39:52.060 Yeah,

00:39:52.360 he looks like

00:39:52.860 the white dude

00:39:53.440 from Get Out

00:39:53.920 with the fucking black guy.

00:39:54.240 I guessed it right?

00:39:55.120 No way.

00:39:56.700 Me,

00:39:57.200 the non-movie guy?

00:39:58.220 You know what I'm talking about?

00:40:01.440 I have no fucking idea

00:40:02.620 who you're talking about.

00:40:03.420 He was like,

00:40:05.320 uh,

00:40:05.620 I would have voted for Obama

00:40:06.780 three times.

00:40:07.700 Oh,

00:40:07.940 buck-breaking.

00:40:09.620 Oh,

00:40:09.840 yeah,

00:40:09.960 yeah,

00:40:10.120 yeah.

00:40:10.300 That's what Pete looks like.

00:40:13.880 Yeah,

00:40:14.400 it was,

00:40:15.300 yeah,

00:40:15.420 during when they were,

00:40:16.100 yeah,

00:40:16.420 making fun of

00:40:17.240 rich,

00:40:18.060 white,

00:40:18.700 liberal elites,

00:40:19.480 or at least that's how

00:40:20.140 I took that

00:40:21.020 part.

00:40:22.260 Yeah,

00:40:22.600 noted conservative

00:40:23.680 Jordan Peele.

00:40:24.940 Yeah,

00:40:25.360 right.

00:40:25.860 Exactly.

00:40:26.300 Hey,

00:40:28.440 man.

00:40:29.680 Ron Burgundy said,

00:40:30.840 uh,

00:40:31.220 so what's your favorite

00:40:32.140 racial slur,

00:40:32.860 and why does it end

00:40:33.460 with a hard R?

00:40:35.700 Uh,

00:40:35.960 that's,

00:40:36.180 that's,

00:40:36.580 there's,

00:40:37.200 there's,

00:40:37.640 uh,

00:40:38.440 it's cracker,

00:40:39.200 that's why it ends

00:40:39.780 with a hard R.

00:40:39.900 Yeah,

00:40:40.300 big.

00:40:42.020 You used to be the

00:40:42.660 official mascot

00:40:43.240 of the University

00:40:43.700 of Georgia football team

00:40:44.700 back then.

00:40:45.220 You used to be called

00:40:46.200 the crackers

00:40:46.740 and not,

00:40:47.220 they didn't get away

00:40:47.540 with it,

00:40:47.880 so.

00:40:48.860 You used to have

00:40:49.540 cracker,

00:40:50.200 but like,

00:40:51.120 cracker barrel

00:40:51.720 has lasted far

00:40:52.800 longer than it should.

00:40:54.460 Like,

00:40:54.620 I mean,

00:40:55.680 if we're getting

00:40:56.040 rid of Aunt Jemima,

00:40:57.500 I mean,

00:40:57.780 you'd think they

00:40:58.240 would come after

00:40:58.720 cracker barrel

00:40:59.140 at some point.

00:40:59.900 I guess just,

00:41:00.940 I guess this white

00:41:01.740 liberal elites

00:41:02.580 that live up in New York

00:41:03.560 don't actually have

00:41:04.280 cracker barrels around

00:41:05.020 and know what it even is,

00:41:06.120 so.

00:41:06.760 They can't get mad at it.

00:41:08.220 I mean,

00:41:08.560 I mean,

00:41:08.820 I'm in the Northeast

00:41:09.520 and I know what it is

00:41:10.520 and it's,

00:41:11.400 isn't it a place

00:41:11.960 that caters to

00:41:12.880 fat white people?

00:41:14.780 It's just a country

00:41:15.820 comfort food place.

00:41:18.280 Like,

00:41:18.340 I don't know what y'all,

00:41:18.920 y'all are reading

00:41:19.340 way too much into this.

00:41:20.640 I did,

00:41:20.840 I have seen a,

00:41:21.740 like a,

00:41:22.480 like one of those

00:41:22.980 boomer style memes

00:41:23.980 where it's like

00:41:24.400 giant text

00:41:25.140 and it's all retarded.

00:41:25.980 It says,

00:41:26.380 the liberals want to

00:41:27.680 turn cracker barrel

00:41:28.840 into Caucasian container.

00:41:30.920 Like,

00:41:31.400 there you go.

00:41:36.700 Yeah.

00:41:38.520 Oh man.

00:41:39.880 Oh,

00:41:41.220 Amoy with $2

00:41:41.980 said,

00:41:42.380 if LPMNC

00:41:43.140 took over every state

00:41:44.300 and nothing would happen.

00:41:45.800 Man,

00:41:46.080 that's probably correct.

00:41:47.180 Yeah,

00:41:49.220 we'd have a,

00:41:49.820 we'd have way better

00:41:50.420 Twitter accounts

00:41:51.240 but that's really about it.

00:41:53.980 I mean,

00:41:54.320 Michael,

00:41:54.940 he's probably right.

00:41:57.000 Would El Popo get mad

00:41:57.960 if Michael Malice

00:41:58.540 is running the,

00:41:59.560 uh,

00:41:59.960 official LP account?

00:42:01.480 Probably so

00:42:02.160 because Michael Malice

00:42:03.040 would be like,

00:42:03.740 this is the first ever tweet

00:42:05.020 about Secession ever.

00:42:08.620 Which is,

00:42:09.680 which is,

00:42:10.600 I'm not going to take this

00:42:14.040 Michael Malice hate

00:42:15.040 on this podcast.

00:42:15.780 I'm sorry,

00:42:16.320 but I'll kick you

00:42:17.040 all out of here.

00:42:18.000 I mean,

00:42:18.440 I mean,

00:42:18.680 I think that Malice

00:42:19.860 running that account

00:42:20.580 would,

00:42:21.020 there would at least be,

00:42:22.680 I mean,

00:42:23.120 I think the messaging

00:42:23.980 is not nothing at least.

00:42:26.480 At least at that level.

00:42:28.680 Isn't that the paleo strategy?

00:42:30.420 All about messaging?

00:42:32.640 Yeah.

00:42:34.060 Oh yeah.

00:42:35.100 Yeah.

00:42:36.400 And Todd Lobster says

00:42:37.620 his mom thought

00:42:38.240 Pete Quinones was gay

00:42:39.600 because of his lisp.

00:42:41.740 Does Pete even have a lisp?

00:42:43.260 I said,

00:42:43.640 no,

00:42:43.880 it's because he's Puerto Rican,

00:42:45.480 man.

00:42:45.680 I don't,

00:42:46.280 I don't,

00:42:46.660 I don't notice a lisp

00:42:47.640 from Pete.

00:42:48.400 I don't know

00:42:48.640 what the fuck

00:42:48.940 they're talking about.

00:42:51.260 No,

00:42:51.660 you have a lisp.

00:42:53.740 Sorry to you,

00:42:54.280 faggot.

00:42:56.740 We all have a lisp.

00:42:58.240 We're all gay

00:42:58.740 in this podcast.

00:43:00.240 Okay,

00:43:00.600 guys?

00:43:02.080 TN said,

00:43:02.640 my mom thought

00:43:03.240 Pete was gay

00:43:03.780 because of the filters.

00:43:09.360 Which I tried to give him

00:43:10.360 shit for that

00:43:11.060 whenever it did happen

00:43:12.020 because I can't remember

00:43:13.120 who he took a picture with.

00:43:14.200 It was some,

00:43:14.680 it was one of the,

00:43:15.700 it was some guy

00:43:17.720 he met somewhere.

00:43:18.760 I can't fucking remember

00:43:19.560 that name.

00:43:20.080 Leave it to cold

00:43:20.860 and not remember something.

00:43:22.120 I'm sorry,

00:43:23.220 but Neocon River

00:43:24.640 just forgot

00:43:25.440 fucking,

00:43:26.660 I don't care.

00:43:27.280 You do this every fucking episode,

00:43:28.720 you bitch.

00:43:29.020 But I was just like,

00:43:33.340 and I posted

00:43:35.060 the instructions

00:43:37.820 to turn off filters

00:43:38.900 for your phone

00:43:39.780 for all of your photos

00:43:41.060 and then

00:43:41.900 it's like a bunch of people

00:43:42.860 reached with me.

00:43:43.220 It was pretty funny.

00:43:44.300 I think I did pretty good there.

00:43:45.800 Okay.

00:43:48.680 Great,

00:43:49.080 great story.

00:43:50.340 Thank you,

00:43:50.900 Cole.

00:43:50.980 You're welcome.

00:43:51.680 You're welcome.

00:43:52.480 I don't bomb usually.

00:43:53.620 I took a little

00:43:54.100 page out of Toad's note there.

00:43:56.080 Anthony A says,

00:43:57.060 if you go to Cracker Barrel

00:43:57.800 and get the Grandma Sampler,

00:43:59.020 it slaps.

00:44:00.020 Absolutely.

00:44:00.520 My wife,

00:44:01.300 story time,

00:44:01.720 my wife did work at Cracker Barrel

00:44:03.240 and she got me

00:44:04.060 into the Grandma Sampler,

00:44:05.740 which is basically

00:44:06.540 like the Grandpa,

00:44:07.320 but you get a stack of pancakes.

00:44:07.940 With no context,

00:44:09.040 that's the,

00:44:09.560 like,

00:44:10.300 my wife got me

00:44:12.340 into the Grandma Sampler.

00:44:13.780 That's like the weirdest sentence.

00:44:15.920 This is a strip club

00:44:17.400 with all 80-year-old strippers

00:44:18.860 or something?

00:44:19.180 No,

00:44:19.500 no.

00:44:19.720 So,

00:44:20.160 so Cracker Barrel

00:44:21.840 has the Grandpa Sampler,

00:44:23.560 which is basically

00:44:24.180 like everything,

00:44:25.380 not everything on the menu,

00:44:26.200 but like all these

00:44:26.800 breakfast items.

00:44:27.800 But the Grandma Sampler,

00:44:29.140 you get the same amount

00:44:30.040 of shit,

00:44:30.740 plus you get like

00:44:31.500 three pancakes with it.

00:44:33.060 So it's way better.

00:44:34.720 I mean,

00:44:34.960 it's delicious.

00:44:35.760 The Grandma Sampler

00:44:36.340 does slap

00:44:37.420 and I'm here for it.

00:44:38.920 Which,

00:44:39.280 even though I don't really like

00:44:40.180 Cracker Barrel

00:44:40.660 to begin with,

00:44:42.200 I'd much rather go

00:44:43.020 to Waffle House.

00:44:44.200 Same.

00:44:45.200 Fuck no.

00:44:46.800 What?

00:44:47.200 What?

00:44:49.360 Well,

00:44:49.820 that's,

00:44:50.140 that's one thing

00:44:50.860 that we can debate on.

00:44:51.880 You all know

00:44:52.380 that I hate

00:44:52.800 Cracker Barrel

00:44:53.420 and I consider it

00:44:54.080 to be

00:44:54.480 like a gas station

00:44:55.900 or not,

00:44:56.840 well,

00:44:57.060 I don't like

00:44:57.320 Cracker Barrel either

00:44:57.880 but I hate

00:44:58.200 Waffle House.

00:44:58.920 I consider it

00:44:59.380 to be a

00:44:59.960 gas station

00:45:00.760 bathroom

00:45:01.300 that serves

00:45:02.360 waffles.

00:45:03.300 That's what it is.

00:45:04.100 That's awesome.

00:45:04.760 That sounds great.

00:45:05.660 Have you been to a

00:45:06.780 Waffle House

00:45:07.360 in the South?

00:45:08.900 Yeah.

00:45:09.540 Yes.

00:45:10.780 I feel like

00:45:11.240 gas station food

00:45:12.080 is good,

00:45:12.640 first of all.

00:45:12.960 It is good.

00:45:13.540 There's a racetrack

00:45:14.340 right down the road

00:45:15.040 from where I live

00:45:15.640 and I fucking

00:45:16.120 love that place.

00:45:17.680 That crispy crunchy

00:45:18.760 kitchen,

00:45:19.400 chicken,

00:45:19.940 not kitchen,

00:45:20.560 but I guess

00:45:21.040 maybe it is

00:45:21.460 that crispy crunchy

00:45:22.760 chicken is delicious.

00:45:24.820 It is.

00:45:25.320 It's like some of the

00:45:25.460 best chicken you can

00:45:26.060 get around.

00:45:26.720 Some of the best

00:45:27.100 barbecue I've ever had

00:45:28.120 came from a gas station

00:45:29.240 and Mexican food.

00:45:31.220 It's all,

00:45:31.420 it's all,

00:45:31.960 I mean,

00:45:32.400 gas stations are amazing,

00:45:33.820 especially in Florida.

00:45:35.120 The best Cuban sandwich

00:45:36.100 in Panama City,

00:45:36.920 gas station.

00:45:38.060 Yeah.

00:45:38.620 Yeah.

00:45:39.420 The best tacos in Pensacola

00:45:41.040 and possibly the United States

00:45:42.800 is right behind

00:45:43.440 a shell gas station

00:45:44.660 right off of

00:45:46.160 North Davis Highway

00:45:47.080 in Pensacola.

00:45:47.920 It's delicious.

00:45:48.620 El Asador,

00:45:49.140 look it up.

00:45:49.800 The best blowjobs too.

00:45:52.100 True.

00:45:53.300 This account

00:45:53.880 was best gas stations.

00:45:56.620 The glory holes

00:45:57.540 at gas stations

00:45:58.180 are way better

00:45:59.120 than the ones

00:45:59.560 you can find

00:46:00.040 at any other hotel.

00:46:06.600 Amoy with another one.

00:46:07.660 Feds pay more than

00:46:08.420 one Bitcoin a month

00:46:09.360 so Michael won't.

00:46:11.000 Run the Twitter account,

00:46:12.060 yeah.

00:46:12.800 I guess he's saying that,

00:46:14.060 yeah,

00:46:14.820 I guess Michael Malice

00:46:15.780 is a Fed now

00:46:16.780 and he's

00:46:17.800 the biggest,

00:46:19.960 I mean,

00:46:20.520 it wouldn't make sense

00:46:21.980 that the biggest anarchist

00:46:23.240 in the world

00:46:24.680 is a Fed.

00:46:25.660 Highlight Mr.

00:46:26.520 Anxiety Floppa's,

00:46:27.920 it's just a regular comment.

00:46:29.960 Yeah.

00:46:31.480 You can see George Floyd

00:46:33.200 die again

00:46:33.820 at a Waffle House

00:46:34.520 by Myrtle Beach

00:46:35.540 at 3 a.m.

00:46:36.400 I've seen some Waffle House

00:46:40.600 fights I actually have

00:46:41.640 in person.

00:46:42.380 I used to go to

00:46:42.880 Waffle House

00:46:43.280 every work night

00:46:44.220 whenever I was working

00:46:45.020 at a restaurant

00:46:45.580 right by my hometown.

00:46:48.620 Nothing is better

00:46:49.540 after a long night

00:46:50.280 of drinking

00:46:50.720 than Waffle House.

00:46:52.520 Get a big stack

00:46:54.240 of triple hash browns

00:46:57.380 with cheese

00:46:58.720 and chili

00:46:59.740 and jalapenos

00:47:01.260 and down that,

00:47:02.660 did you,

00:47:03.020 I mean,

00:47:03.300 that's the best hangover

00:47:04.160 right there.

00:47:04.280 if you're like fucking

00:47:04.960 waist or high

00:47:06.080 or something maybe.

00:47:07.520 Yeah,

00:47:07.740 that's the point.

00:47:10.000 Or hungover.

00:47:10.980 If you're hungover

00:47:11.580 too in the morning,

00:47:12.420 if you're really fucking

00:47:13.220 smashed from last night,

00:47:15.660 yeah,

00:47:15.940 you go get one.

00:47:16.460 I like the Texas Melt

00:47:18.120 or whatever it's called.

00:47:19.560 Very delicious.

00:47:20.340 Oh, good.

00:47:20.840 I'm a food snob, man.

00:47:22.580 It is one of those.

00:47:23.480 Man, shut up.

00:47:24.400 At the Institute,

00:47:25.040 there's a very interesting

00:47:25.660 divide with some of our fellows

00:47:28.300 that come in internationally

00:47:29.360 for Waffle House.

00:47:31.180 Our Brits usually

00:47:32.360 are fans of Waffle House.

00:47:34.320 George Pickering in particular

00:47:35.300 is a former fellow of ours.

00:47:36.700 Really?

00:47:37.280 The Brits like Waffle House?

00:47:38.440 I've seen what they eat

00:47:39.740 for breakfast.

00:47:40.400 I can't believe it.

00:47:41.160 I'm telling you, man.

00:47:43.180 That's how you know.

00:47:43.680 Half of the sauce

00:47:44.160 has someone's blood on it.

00:47:47.140 They also put beans

00:47:48.540 on toast.

00:47:50.400 That's like literal

00:47:51.280 blood.

00:47:52.600 But then the Continentals,

00:47:53.900 they could not,

00:47:54.340 like the French,

00:47:54.940 the Germans,

00:47:55.700 they have no patience

00:47:56.660 for Waffle House.

00:47:57.360 What are they like

00:47:57.900 for breakfast then?

00:47:59.140 Continental breakfast.

00:48:00.240 Duh.

00:48:02.020 Well,

00:48:02.540 the British also feel

00:48:03.840 at home in the South

00:48:04.800 because the condition

00:48:05.680 of their teeth

00:48:06.440 is similar, so.

00:48:09.260 Fuck you.

00:48:09.860 I'm not going to

00:48:10.560 acknowledge that joke.

00:48:12.460 The current war.

00:48:13.780 You want to talk shit

00:48:14.360 on this grill?

00:48:15.260 Look at me and Colin Tho.

00:48:16.560 We all had perfect teeth.

00:48:18.720 You fucking idiot.

00:48:21.300 Yeah,

00:48:21.580 I just had the thought

00:48:22.280 of like a bunch of,

00:48:23.140 the record.

00:48:24.320 I just had the thought

00:48:24.920 of a bunch of Germans

00:48:25.780 and French people

00:48:26.720 just going to the closest

00:48:27.740 Marriott every morning

00:48:28.880 just like,

00:48:29.740 I need the Continental breakfast

00:48:31.100 real quick.

00:48:31.740 Just hit me up with that.

00:48:32.940 Like,

00:48:36.520 that's all we eat.

00:48:37.340 Nothing else.

00:48:38.260 Somebody's.

00:48:39.040 What did Bert just say

00:48:39.800 about his teeth?

00:48:41.560 Oh,

00:48:41.840 they're perfect

00:48:42.400 and I'm from the South.

00:48:43.400 Fuck you.

00:48:44.040 Yeah,

00:48:44.440 exactly.

00:48:45.060 You're the one Yankee

00:48:46.060 on here

00:48:46.520 and you're talking

00:48:46.940 shit on us.

00:48:47.620 Fuck yourself.

00:48:48.280 You're going to get

00:48:48.700 jumped one day.

00:48:49.760 I thought Lorenzo

00:48:50.740 caused the Yankee problem.

00:48:53.120 Yeah,

00:48:53.600 I said something

00:48:54.280 about the YQ.

00:48:56.260 Which is crazy too

00:48:56.960 because like,

00:48:57.760 Bert literally

00:48:59.220 smokes crack

00:49:00.000 and his teeth

00:49:01.080 are immaculate.

00:49:02.420 What?

00:49:03.040 It's basically

00:49:03.460 true.

00:49:07.120 See,

00:49:07.640 exactly.

00:49:08.180 See,

00:49:08.900 he smokes crack

00:49:09.700 and his teeth

00:49:10.140 are still nice.

00:49:11.180 I was going to say

00:49:12.500 it's odd

00:49:12.880 that his teeth

00:49:13.260 are that nice

00:49:13.780 given all the

00:49:14.420 blowjobs that he gives.

00:49:15.720 I don't know.

00:49:16.540 The two are

00:49:17.300 hand in hand.

00:49:18.200 That's why you can

00:49:18.740 find his dental secrets

00:49:20.600 at GayObamaPizza.com.

00:49:22.440 Thank you.

00:49:23.040 That's true.

00:49:25.240 And Wigger.Gay.

00:49:26.080 My guess has been

00:49:26.680 completely accurate

00:49:28.180 so far.

00:49:28.680 I heard that

00:49:29.960 Boys Town

00:49:30.600 got shut down.

00:49:31.300 Is that true?

00:49:32.380 Yeah.

00:49:32.880 Jesus.

00:49:35.300 No,

00:49:35.620 I thought that

00:49:36.040 his actual

00:49:36.880 Boys Town

00:49:37.260 got shut down.

00:49:37.920 It's real.

00:49:39.740 I thought I saw

00:49:41.640 Melissa talking

00:49:43.840 about it

00:49:44.260 or one of

00:49:45.140 the small crimes

00:49:46.120 talking about

00:49:46.800 how Boys Town

00:49:47.360 got shut down.

00:49:48.200 Yeah.

00:49:48.740 Shout out,

00:49:49.300 Melissa.

00:49:50.240 Wait,

00:49:50.640 Boys.Town

00:49:51.600 got shut down?

00:49:53.740 Yeah,

00:49:54.180 it did.

00:49:54.920 Oh,

00:49:55.160 okay.

00:49:55.320 But like

00:49:58.380 Novum said,

00:49:59.020 Fat Dave

00:49:59.320 not liking

00:49:59.680 Cracker Barrel.

00:50:00.480 What a time

00:50:00.840 to be alive.

00:50:01.760 It's okay.

00:50:02.520 Cracker Barrel's

00:50:02.960 fine,

00:50:03.540 but it's just like

00:50:04.080 I'd definitely

00:50:04.760 rather go to

00:50:05.160 Waffle House

00:50:05.760 or IHOP.

00:50:07.060 IHOP's way better

00:50:07.880 than Cracker Barrel.

00:50:09.240 No,

00:50:09.820 that's wang,

00:50:10.640 bro.

00:50:11.780 IHOP is so good.

00:50:13.200 IHOP sucks,

00:50:13.740 Doug.

00:50:14.540 You don't like

00:50:15.060 IHOP?

00:50:15.760 Global is spotted

00:50:16.840 right there.

00:50:17.700 Yeah.

00:50:17.940 I like IHOP.

00:50:19.100 International?

00:50:19.500 What?

00:50:19.740 We have IHOP

00:50:21.740 up here.

00:50:23.180 Weren't they

00:50:23.740 doing so bad

00:50:24.460 that they had

00:50:24.760 to do that

00:50:25.060 marketing gimmick

00:50:25.840 where they

00:50:26.060 changed it

00:50:26.500 to IHOP

00:50:27.400 and they're

00:50:27.700 like,

00:50:27.880 we have

00:50:28.220 burgers now

00:50:29.080 and I'm

00:50:29.240 like,

00:50:29.440 they have

00:50:30.020 three different

00:50:31.140 types of syrups

00:50:32.000 and they're

00:50:32.340 delicious.

00:50:33.120 What about

00:50:33.420 NHOP?

00:50:33.740 Fuck you.

00:50:35.200 NHOP?

00:50:37.640 National.

00:50:38.400 National,

00:50:38.960 yeah.

00:50:40.740 Well,

00:50:41.100 NHOP is

00:50:41.760 just Waffle

00:50:42.300 House.

00:50:43.500 Yeah.

00:50:46.780 I did.

00:50:47.540 I do like

00:50:48.240 IHOP.

00:50:48.600 We went

00:50:49.300 to IHOP

00:50:49.860 a group

00:50:50.180 of us

00:50:50.540 when we were

00:50:51.280 in Florida.

00:50:51.880 It's very

00:50:52.180 good.

00:50:53.160 Which is

00:50:53.420 better than

00:50:53.780 we can both

00:50:54.600 say that

00:50:54.960 at least

00:50:55.360 IHOP is

00:50:55.680 better than

00:50:55.980 Huddle House.

00:50:57.080 I've never

00:50:57.460 had Huddle House.

00:50:58.000 I don't know

00:50:58.640 what it is.

00:50:59.440 Exactly.

00:50:59.940 That's how

00:51:00.200 bad Huddle House

00:51:00.880 sucks.

00:51:01.580 It's terrible.

00:51:03.040 Me not having

00:51:03.820 it is a

00:51:04.160 reflection of

00:51:04.700 it being

00:51:04.980 bad,

00:51:05.580 Cole.

00:51:06.480 No,

00:51:06.960 that's how

00:51:07.240 bad it is.

00:51:08.020 Okay.

00:51:11.580 Shale

00:51:11.980 Karras,

00:51:12.720 I can't

00:51:12.960 really say

00:51:13.260 any comments

00:51:13.960 about Bob

00:51:14.440 Murphy on

00:51:14.920 Jordan

00:51:15.180 Peterson.

00:51:16.260 I haven't

00:51:16.740 watched it.

00:51:17.420 I haven't

00:51:17.680 watched my

00:51:18.100 own comment.

00:51:20.280 I saw him

00:51:20.840 comment.

00:51:21.360 I saw him

00:51:21.820 regular chat

00:51:22.640 that earlier.

00:51:23.360 That was not

00:51:23.820 worth a super

00:51:24.360 chat.

00:51:24.640 I'm sorry

00:51:24.980 you wasted

00:51:25.400 your money.

00:51:26.700 I didn't

00:51:27.240 realize he

00:51:27.620 was actually

00:51:27.960 on Jordan

00:51:28.300 Peterson

00:51:28.680 to go watch

00:51:29.400 that.

00:51:29.860 Oh,

00:51:30.140 sorry.

00:51:32.380 No,

00:51:32.620 I listen to

00:51:33.180 Chaos Theory

00:51:33.920 once a month.

00:51:36.100 To give him

00:51:37.100 his money

00:51:37.400 is worth

00:51:37.640 the fuck.

00:51:38.060 I mean,

00:51:38.440 we'll answer

00:51:38.760 the question.

00:51:39.500 I started

00:51:40.720 it today and

00:51:41.360 I got about

00:51:41.960 maybe almost

00:51:42.920 halfway into it.

00:51:44.420 It's really

00:51:44.980 dope.

00:51:45.660 I fucking

00:51:46.000 love Bob

00:51:46.340 Murphy.

00:51:46.740 He's one

00:51:47.640 of the best

00:51:48.280 at explaining

00:51:49.040 shit.

00:51:50.540 Absolutely.

00:51:51.660 Jordan

00:51:51.980 Peterson's one

00:51:52.500 of the best

00:51:52.960 at taking a

00:51:54.140 really simple

00:51:54.600 explanation and

00:51:55.280 then saying it

00:51:56.100 in a really

00:51:56.440 stupid long

00:51:57.280 way.

00:51:59.500 There's a lot

00:52:00.200 of it in it.

00:52:00.960 It's a reflection

00:52:02.100 of the energy

00:52:02.520 has shifted.

00:52:03.540 I'll take that.

00:52:04.380 Again,

00:52:04.560 I've been

00:52:04.720 Bob's the best

00:52:05.580 he deserves

00:52:05.900 every little

00:52:06.240 bit.

00:52:08.420 I'm interested

00:52:09.180 to see how

00:52:09.720 that continues

00:52:10.160 going forward.

00:52:11.320 I just

00:52:11.620 would love

00:52:11.900 to see Bob

00:52:13.040 and Tom

00:52:13.680 both go on

00:52:14.140 Joe Rogan

00:52:14.600 together.

00:52:15.360 That would

00:52:15.640 be insane.

00:52:16.600 I think

00:52:17.000 that would

00:52:17.220 be a really

00:52:17.540 fun one.

00:52:18.000 I don't like

00:52:19.620 what all

00:52:19.940 these people

00:52:20.360 are trying

00:52:20.720 to say

00:52:21.060 Tom needs

00:52:21.880 to go

00:52:22.140 on Rogan.

00:52:23.140 I just

00:52:23.520 don't think

00:52:23.980 it would

00:52:24.160 be good.

00:52:25.520 Tom

00:52:25.920 on Rogan

00:52:26.940 would be

00:52:27.220 fucking

00:52:27.460 amazing.

00:52:28.060 I think

00:52:28.360 it would

00:52:28.520 be really

00:52:28.840 good.

00:52:29.120 Tom

00:52:29.480 on Rogan

00:52:31.560 would be

00:52:31.920 terrible.

00:52:32.940 Tom knows

00:52:33.900 so much

00:52:34.320 about history.

00:52:35.120 I know

00:52:35.820 that,

00:52:36.180 but Rogan

00:52:36.620 is retarded.

00:52:37.340 economics

00:52:38.060 too.

00:52:38.660 Yeah,

00:52:38.840 but Rogan

00:52:39.240 is interested

00:52:39.680 in history

00:52:40.040 and he

00:52:40.280 would just

00:52:40.520 fucking

00:52:40.780 give him

00:52:41.180 all this

00:52:41.480 like,

00:52:41.740 he could

00:52:42.160 literally

00:52:42.380 just do

00:52:42.760 the 33

00:52:43.880 things about

00:52:44.460 American

00:52:44.740 history

00:52:45.220 you're not

00:52:45.780 supposed to

00:52:45.980 know about

00:52:46.380 or whatever

00:52:46.720 to talk

00:52:47.020 about.

00:52:47.640 He could

00:52:47.940 go through

00:52:48.540 that whole

00:52:48.920 thing and

00:52:49.260 be red

00:52:49.980 pilling Rogan

00:52:50.480 like,

00:52:50.780 hey,

00:52:50.920 check out

00:52:51.280 this

00:52:51.480 fucking,

00:52:52.260 what do

00:52:52.480 you know

00:52:52.560 about the

00:52:52.780 Great

00:52:52.920 Depression

00:52:53.280 of fucking

00:52:53.660 1939

00:52:54.420 and just

00:52:55.220 go into

00:52:55.520 all this

00:52:55.840 shit.

00:52:56.040 It'd be

00:52:56.200 so good.

00:52:57.060 Yeah.

00:52:58.000 We would

00:52:59.620 just hear

00:52:59.920 Rogan

00:53:00.520 go,

00:53:00.900 that's

00:53:01.080 interesting.

00:53:01.960 No,

00:53:02.500 but like

00:53:02.840 any guest

00:53:05.600 you would

00:53:05.840 do that.

00:53:06.260 So it's

00:53:06.460 not a

00:53:06.800 reason of

00:53:07.500 Tom

00:53:07.740 going there.

00:53:08.380 It's a

00:53:08.540 reason that

00:53:08.880 Rogan

00:53:09.240 is a

00:53:09.460 fucking

00:53:09.720 butthead.

00:53:10.540 That's

00:53:10.840 what I'm

00:53:11.080 saying.

00:53:11.600 The reason

00:53:12.580 I would

00:53:12.860 say it's

00:53:13.300 bad is

00:53:13.720 that whenever

00:53:14.120 Larry Sharp

00:53:14.780 was like,

00:53:17.540 we should

00:53:17.780 sell the

00:53:18.040 bridges to

00:53:18.380 Amazon.

00:53:18.760 Amazon's

00:53:19.140 a good

00:53:19.320 trippable

00:53:19.660 company.

00:53:20.060 I'd rather

00:53:20.240 have Amazon

00:53:20.660 running the

00:53:21.020 bridges because

00:53:21.720 they can

00:53:22.020 shut them

00:53:22.480 off.

00:53:22.820 Are you

00:53:23.320 really

00:53:23.500 comparing

00:53:23.920 Tom Woods

00:53:24.880 to Larry

00:53:25.420 Sharp?

00:53:26.280 I'm

00:53:26.560 talking

00:53:26.880 about Tom

00:53:27.760 is he

00:53:28.360 was literally

00:53:28.960 just seeing

00:53:29.520 through that

00:53:31.500 more funding

00:53:32.220 to the

00:53:32.560 schools.

00:53:33.360 Rogan's

00:53:33.760 not on a

00:53:34.560 level that

00:53:34.960 he's going

00:53:35.320 to have a

00:53:35.660 good episode

00:53:36.140 with Tom.

00:53:36.580 I just

00:53:36.800 don't think

00:53:37.100 it would

00:53:37.280 happen.

00:53:37.920 I think

00:53:38.720 where Tom

00:53:41.500 is now,

00:53:41.980 I think he

00:53:42.300 could handle

00:53:42.780 that environment

00:53:43.300 really well.

00:53:44.420 He does a lot

00:53:45.420 of stuff.

00:53:47.480 Five years

00:53:48.180 ago, Tom

00:53:48.920 might have

00:53:49.300 been a little

00:53:49.700 uncomfortable

00:53:50.120 with aerobic.

00:53:51.200 Now Tom's

00:53:52.160 one of the

00:53:52.340 cool kids

00:53:52.720 at the

00:53:52.880 table.

00:53:53.840 That's

00:53:54.640 a great

00:53:56.120 COVID voice.

00:53:59.280 That's fair.

00:54:00.100 That's

00:54:00.500 fair.

00:54:00.800 It has

00:54:00.960 changed

00:54:01.260 over the

00:54:01.560 last

00:54:01.800 years.

00:54:02.840 They took

00:54:03.780 down my

00:54:04.140 COVID videos

00:54:05.600 from YouTube.

00:54:07.000 Rogan loves

00:54:07.660 shit like

00:54:07.920 that.

00:54:08.060 He'd be

00:54:08.160 like,

00:54:08.300 what?

00:54:08.600 Cancel

00:54:08.840 culture?

00:54:09.320 Yeah,

00:54:09.700 they took

00:54:09.940 all these

00:54:10.160 videos down.

00:54:10.780 It's

00:54:10.880 fucking

00:54:11.100 great.

00:54:12.720 Scott

00:54:13.120 would be

00:54:13.400 great on

00:54:13.780 Rogan.

00:54:14.680 It will

00:54:15.040 end with

00:54:15.300 Tom doing

00:54:15.720 jujitsu,

00:54:16.620 which is

00:54:16.800 great.

00:54:17.860 Of course,

00:54:18.640 the ultimate

00:54:19.240 would be

00:54:19.520 getting Walter

00:54:19.900 Block on

00:54:20.320 Joe Rogan.

00:54:23.260 Every minute

00:54:26.400 of that

00:54:26.560 four-hour

00:54:26.960 interview.

00:54:28.640 I want to

00:54:29.180 see Lou

00:54:29.480 Rockwell

00:54:29.980 on Joe

00:54:30.580 Rogan.

00:54:33.060 Hello,

00:54:33.880 I'm Walter

00:54:34.540 Block.

00:54:35.540 Hey,

00:54:35.840 where are you?

00:54:36.360 It's the

00:54:36.600 Rogan

00:54:36.920 Fallon Fox

00:54:37.740 as a

00:54:38.060 schmeckle.

00:54:38.460 That would

00:54:41.360 be the

00:54:41.680 guest to

00:54:42.140 get Joe

00:54:42.480 Rogan

00:54:42.720 taken off

00:54:43.280 of Spotify,

00:54:43.920 right?

00:54:44.360 Walter

00:54:44.840 Block,

00:54:46.160 he doesn't

00:54:46.980 know how to

00:54:47.320 filter himself

00:54:47.960 at all.

00:54:48.540 Lou

00:54:48.800 Rockwell is

00:54:49.360 the exact

00:54:49.760 opposite and

00:54:50.360 would never

00:54:50.800 go on the

00:54:51.400 show.

00:54:54.400 By the way,

00:54:55.440 NAP time,

00:54:56.320 which I just

00:54:56.700 did a podcast

00:54:57.160 with and is

00:54:57.660 coming out

00:54:58.160 tomorrow night.

00:54:59.860 The best

00:55:00.280 fight videos

00:55:00.760 come out of

00:55:01.140 Waffle House.

00:55:02.100 That's pretty

00:55:02.800 true.

00:55:03.220 And we

00:55:03.320 watched it

00:55:03.760 completely.

00:55:03.800 NAP time.

00:55:04.620 NAP time.

00:55:05.360 Nick was

00:55:05.840 just on there.

00:55:06.660 NAP time.

00:55:07.580 I don't care.

00:55:08.100 I wasn't on

00:55:09.020 there.

00:55:10.220 Oh, no.

00:55:10.560 That Dave

00:55:10.960 was.

00:55:11.500 Yeah, I

00:55:11.960 just said that.

00:55:12.580 NAP time.

00:55:13.240 Damn it.

00:55:13.560 God damn,

00:55:14.200 you don't

00:55:14.440 listen.

00:55:15.380 No, I was

00:55:15.800 trying to find

00:55:16.340 the chat.

00:55:16.460 Very professional

00:55:17.040 show here,

00:55:17.640 everybody.

00:55:18.020 Thank you for

00:55:18.440 turning it again.

00:55:18.880 I was trying to

00:55:19.180 find the chat,

00:55:19.960 man.

00:55:20.260 Oh, God.

00:55:21.560 I'll spoil

00:55:22.200 what we watched

00:55:23.140 on his show.

00:55:24.680 So we watched

00:55:25.440 this whole video

00:55:26.020 of these two

00:55:26.500 basically bums

00:55:28.100 fighting each

00:55:28.720 other.

00:55:29.040 And this one

00:55:29.460 guy was just

00:55:29.880 beating the shit

00:55:30.360 out of one of

00:55:30.880 them.

00:55:31.220 And then at

00:55:31.780 the end,

00:55:32.200 the guy that

00:55:32.700 won the fight

00:55:33.440 just grabs him

00:55:34.440 by the head

00:55:35.340 and just starts

00:55:36.020 making out with

00:55:36.880 the dude.

00:55:37.440 And this was

00:55:37.940 just like video

00:55:38.880 camera, just

00:55:39.500 like on the

00:55:40.080 street.

00:55:40.480 These dudes

00:55:40.760 fighting.

00:55:41.560 He takes his

00:55:42.080 shirt off,

00:55:42.880 starts hitting

00:55:43.220 him with his

00:55:43.600 shirt, and then

00:55:44.580 throws his shirt

00:55:46.020 off and then

00:55:46.660 starts kissing the

00:55:47.580 dude for no

00:55:48.700 reason.

00:55:49.160 No, it was

00:55:52.280 like you could

00:55:53.340 you could ask

00:55:54.100 him.

00:55:54.500 He just found

00:55:55.600 this.

00:55:56.060 It was one of

00:55:56.480 the funniest

00:55:56.880 videos because I

00:55:57.980 just thought he

00:55:58.380 would just show

00:55:58.720 me like, oh,

00:55:59.760 here's just a

00:56:00.440 video of some

00:56:00.980 guys fighting

00:56:01.660 who broke the

00:56:02.660 NAP, who was

00:56:03.600 like the, you

00:56:05.140 know, the

00:56:05.380 aggressor here.

00:56:06.540 And then actually

00:56:07.100 it was like, oh,

00:56:07.640 by the way, the

00:56:07.980 real question is,

00:56:08.780 was it an act of

00:56:09.780 aggression for

00:56:10.720 kissing him after

00:56:11.680 non-constitual

00:56:12.740 kissing after a

00:56:14.040 fight?

00:56:14.580 That was just

00:56:14.960 very important

00:56:16.040 conversation.

00:56:17.020 It was very

00:56:17.680 important.

00:56:18.080 It was really

00:56:19.220 funny.

00:56:19.760 Did Reason write

00:56:20.600 an article about

00:56:21.220 this?

00:56:21.500 Because that

00:56:21.760 sounds like

00:56:22.060 something they'd

00:56:22.380 be very interested

00:56:23.120 in.

00:56:23.600 Yeah, I don't

00:56:24.140 know.

00:56:24.780 If it's during

00:56:25.660 the course of

00:56:26.120 the fight, is

00:56:26.820 it something you

00:56:27.360 voluntarily agreed

00:56:28.540 to?

00:56:29.080 I don't know.

00:56:30.220 Honestly, this is

00:56:30.940 my argument.

00:56:31.520 I said, if you

00:56:32.440 basically, if you

00:56:33.700 fight with somebody,

00:56:35.200 it doesn't matter

00:56:36.720 if you fight with

00:56:37.540 somebody and you

00:56:38.180 beat the shit out

00:56:38.660 of each other, and

00:56:39.020 at the end, you

00:56:39.700 kiss and make up,

00:56:40.600 I don't think

00:56:41.060 anybody violated

00:56:41.860 NAP.

00:56:42.780 Nobody was acting

00:56:43.500 aggressive.

00:56:44.100 They literally

00:56:44.440 kissed and then

00:56:45.620 walked away.

00:56:46.600 It was the weirdest

00:56:47.380 thing I've ever

00:56:48.080 seen.

00:56:48.940 Why don't we just

00:56:49.500 wait until your

00:56:50.000 episode of Naptime

00:56:51.060 comes out, and

00:56:51.920 then we can see

00:56:52.740 what you had to

00:56:53.260 say about it.

00:56:53.600 Watch it.

00:56:54.360 Okay.

00:56:54.960 Shout out to

00:56:55.540 Naptime.

00:56:55.880 In other words,

00:56:56.460 shut the fuck up

00:56:57.180 about this stupid

00:56:57.960 topic, and let's

00:56:59.000 move on.

00:56:59.900 Jesus Christ, you're

00:57:00.660 embarrassing me in

00:57:01.360 front of my buddies.

00:57:02.340 I thought it was

00:57:02.840 really funny.

00:57:03.540 It's a good teaser

00:57:04.300 right there.

00:57:05.080 You're welcome.

00:57:08.580 George Floyd

00:57:09.200 hologram at the

00:57:09.900 DNC 2024 call on

00:57:11.300 it now.

00:57:12.360 Oh, true.

00:57:12.820 It's going to

00:57:16.100 come out sooner

00:57:16.540 than that.

00:57:16.880 It's going to

00:57:16.980 come next

00:57:17.460 Juneteenth,

00:57:18.540 George Floyd.

00:57:19.300 But the

00:57:19.580 Republicans are

00:57:20.200 going to do it

00:57:20.600 first, so they

00:57:21.160 can say the

00:57:22.160 Democrats are

00:57:22.760 real racists.

00:57:25.260 He's going to

00:57:25.740 be pointing, the

00:57:26.460 hologram's going to

00:57:26.980 be pointing a gun

00:57:27.640 at Candace

00:57:28.100 Owens' belly.

00:57:28.820 I think that's

00:57:39.000 the last one.

00:57:40.840 That's the last

00:57:41.500 one for now.

00:57:42.340 Jesus Christ.

00:57:44.680 This generation's

00:57:45.760 clearly lost, man.

00:57:50.980 By the way, did

00:57:51.600 you see Dave tweet

00:57:53.720 about Ben Shapiro

00:57:54.820 today?

00:57:55.260 I don't know if

00:57:56.240 y'all went through a

00:57:56.800 Ben Shapiro phase

00:57:57.620 like I did, because

00:57:58.800 I mean, maybe not

00:58:00.040 some of you, because

00:58:00.620 I don't know how

00:58:01.600 old Tho is, or

00:58:02.740 Neocon Remover, but

00:58:03.680 I went through that

00:58:04.620 2016 phase where I

00:58:05.860 was listening to Ben

00:58:06.360 Shapiro all the time,

00:58:07.560 and then now when I

00:58:08.560 see all the stuff

00:58:09.220 about basically the

00:58:10.140 wars in Afghanistan

00:58:11.020 about USA should not

00:58:12.540 be backing down, I'm

00:58:13.360 like, Jesus Christ.

00:58:14.340 This dude reaches

00:58:15.300 literally millions of

00:58:16.100 people every day with

00:58:17.400 his podcast, and then

00:58:19.360 he says this bullshit.

00:58:22.180 I don't know.

00:58:22.580 Did y'all go through

00:58:23.680 a Steven Crowder or

00:58:26.620 Ben Shapiro phase of

00:58:28.560 Libertarianism?

00:58:29.880 My equivalent was

00:58:31.340 Michael Savage

00:58:33.340 back in the day.

00:58:36.760 But Michael Savage

00:58:37.740 was my first

00:58:39.420 exploré into

00:58:41.580 something a little

00:58:44.160 more edgier than

00:58:45.060 Fox News commentary,

00:58:46.700 a little edgier than

00:58:48.080 Sean Hannity.

00:58:49.300 So, yeah.

00:58:51.000 Glenn makes a lot

00:58:51.720 better nowadays,

00:58:52.500 though, isn't he?

00:58:52.940 Oh, no.

00:58:53.560 I mean, he was still

00:58:54.760 never like a full-fledged

00:58:56.340 neocon.

00:58:57.180 I mean, he had very

00:58:58.760 strong opinions about

00:58:59.700 Muslims, but for the

00:59:02.900 most part, he wasn't

00:59:03.940 quite nearly at the

00:59:04.780 same sort of neocon

00:59:05.400 level.

00:59:06.260 That's just cracker

00:59:07.260 shit.

00:59:08.020 Yeah.

00:59:11.140 Shapiro came.

00:59:12.140 When I was in D.C., he

00:59:13.220 started rising as a

00:59:14.040 pundit a little bit,

00:59:15.080 but I never related.

00:59:15.680 Oh, yeah.

00:59:17.280 Because I remember

00:59:17.920 watching my wife's

00:59:20.700 uncle.

00:59:21.440 I was like, oh, by

00:59:22.020 the way, have you ever

00:59:22.420 seen this video about

00:59:23.460 Ben Shapiro?

00:59:24.020 And he showed me the

00:59:24.520 one with him with,

00:59:26.620 oh, who's that

00:59:27.140 British commentator

00:59:28.980 that he...

00:59:29.440 Piers Morgan.

00:59:30.580 Yeah, Piers Morgan.

00:59:32.500 And I was like, oh,

00:59:34.100 this is pretty cool.

00:59:35.160 You don't think the

00:59:36.000 kids at Sandy Hook

00:59:36.860 really died, Mr.

00:59:37.940 Shapiro?

00:59:41.140 No, they do not.

00:59:41.780 They do not die.

00:59:42.280 No one died in the

00:59:42.700 shooting.

00:59:42.940 The shooting did not

00:59:43.440 happen.

00:59:43.660 Adam Lanza is a CIA

00:59:44.880 operative.

00:59:45.540 He has an N.K.

00:59:46.120 Elk victim who did

00:59:47.420 the shooting for the

00:59:48.260 federal government.

00:59:50.540 Hypothetically.

00:59:51.340 I was like, no one

00:59:55.620 died in the

00:59:55.940 thing.

00:59:56.120 It did not happen.

00:59:56.560 Okay?

00:59:58.260 Ben Shapiro's Info

00:59:59.320 Wars is a great...

01:00:00.520 Bert, tell your

01:00:03.540 story about that

01:00:04.300 old Ben Shapiro

01:00:04.980 thing.

01:00:05.320 You told me about

01:00:05.920 it.

01:00:06.920 Yeah, so he took

01:00:07.620 me into his

01:00:08.060 dressing room.

01:00:09.500 And it was after

01:00:10.760 a Young Americans

01:00:12.300 for Freedom event.

01:00:13.660 He got me

01:00:14.080 too'd.

01:00:15.140 Yeah.

01:00:16.420 Me Jew'd.

01:00:17.720 Craziest part...

01:00:19.000 Craziest part, he

01:00:22.920 was actually

01:00:23.500 uncircumcised.

01:00:24.680 Just like he's been

01:00:25.680 grifting this whole

01:00:26.420 time as a Jew.

01:00:28.800 I am scared of

01:00:29.600 needles.

01:00:30.280 I'm not getting

01:00:30.960 the vaccine.

01:00:32.400 Vaccine is a mind

01:00:33.380 controlled Zionist

01:00:34.280 operation.

01:00:34.860 Okay, folks?

01:00:37.120 It's actually the

01:00:37.540 opposite of Ben Shapiro

01:00:38.100 because he's actually

01:00:38.660 a huge vaccine

01:00:39.620 proponent.

01:00:40.080 No, I know, I

01:00:40.980 know, I know.

01:00:41.600 That's the joke.

01:00:42.200 You can't really get

01:00:42.860 the vaccine, you

01:00:43.640 dopes.

01:00:45.320 Oh, yeah.

01:00:48.540 Which is, I mean,

01:00:49.880 which by the way, I

01:00:50.380 don't know, I know

01:00:51.140 we've been hating on

01:00:52.060 Michael Malice, but

01:00:52.640 did you watch his one

01:00:54.300 with Michael Knowles?

01:00:55.800 It was actually really

01:00:56.560 good, and I couldn't

01:00:57.300 believe it happened

01:00:58.420 because I remember

01:00:59.720 listening to Michael

01:01:00.220 Knowles.

01:01:00.380 He's like one of the

01:01:00.900 biggest MAGA guys

01:01:02.080 in the world,

01:01:03.200 basically.

01:01:04.420 And him having an

01:01:05.940 anarchist on was

01:01:06.620 kind of a white pill

01:01:07.260 for me.

01:01:09.380 Yeah, Michael

01:01:10.040 Knowles loves

01:01:10.840 William F.

01:01:11.400 Buckley, though.

01:01:13.080 Really?

01:01:13.860 Oh, I didn't realize

01:01:14.520 that.

01:01:15.920 Oh, yeah, no, he

01:01:16.740 mentioned on the show.

01:01:17.520 Yeah, he talked

01:01:17.860 about on the show

01:01:18.360 about William F.

01:01:19.200 Buckley.

01:01:20.080 I remember that.

01:01:22.180 He's a Buckleyite.

01:01:23.940 Anthony A.

01:01:24.420 said, would Ben Shapiro

01:01:25.160 debate Dave Smith

01:01:26.040 or back down?

01:01:27.120 I think Dave would

01:01:28.700 debate Ben, but I

01:01:30.000 don't think Ben would

01:01:30.600 debate Dave at all.

01:01:32.520 I don't think he would

01:01:33.020 acknowledge that Dave

01:01:34.240 exists.

01:01:34.880 Ben has way more

01:01:35.760 interest in just

01:01:36.780 destroying college

01:01:38.160 feminist litards than

01:01:39.620 anything.

01:01:40.480 Yeah, Ben has nothing

01:01:41.720 to gain from it,

01:01:42.800 right?

01:01:42.960 Because he has a huge

01:01:44.260 audience and he would

01:01:45.560 be stepping down in

01:01:47.560 that way and he'd lose

01:01:48.420 the debate, so why

01:01:49.260 would he do it?

01:01:50.640 I'd rather see Ben

01:01:52.360 Shapiro debate Nick

01:01:53.180 Fuentes.

01:01:54.660 Yeah, 100%.

01:01:55.800 That would be

01:01:56.080 hilarious.

01:01:59.120 Hey, Ben Shapiro was

01:02:00.080 the number one target

01:02:01.440 of the alt-right, so

01:02:02.520 I mean...

01:02:03.520 Yeah, and the alt-right

01:02:04.680 is Ron Paul, because

01:02:06.000 he wrote that fucking

01:02:06.720 list of all.

01:02:09.300 That's a great

01:02:10.040 episode.

01:02:10.660 I don't care if it's

01:02:11.240 part of the problem

01:02:11.700 or the Tom Wood

01:02:12.760 show, whenever they

01:02:13.500 talk about Ben Shapiro

01:02:14.600 talking about Ron

01:02:15.880 Paul.

01:02:16.600 That was so great.

01:02:17.560 They just eviscerated

01:02:18.580 Ben Shapiro for being

01:02:19.500 retarded.

01:02:19.960 That was my red pill

01:02:20.800 moment on libertarianism.

01:02:22.260 That's what I was

01:02:22.820 trying to get you to

01:02:23.400 talk about earlier

01:02:24.060 with the Ben Shapiro

01:02:24.740 thing.

01:02:25.160 I was avoiding it

01:02:25.540 because I'm only

01:02:25.860 talking about serious

01:02:26.680 things about myself.

01:02:29.920 Fair.

01:02:30.280 Very fair.

01:02:32.100 But it is true.

01:02:33.260 I was a Ben Shapiro

01:02:34.200 fan, and I was

01:02:34.840 looking at Ben Shapiro

01:02:35.480 clips because I

01:02:36.260 loved to see Ben

01:02:37.180 Shapiro owns a 14-year-old

01:02:38.880 girl by calling her

01:02:39.760 backpack ugly or

01:02:40.600 whatever.

01:02:41.840 I was going through

01:02:42.700 all the clips, and I

01:02:43.280 had seen them all, so I

01:02:44.100 stopped getting

01:02:44.480 recommended Ben Shapiro

01:02:46.980 positive clips.

01:02:48.220 Then one clip came

01:02:48.920 up that was Ben Shapiro

01:02:49.920 destroyed by Tom Woods

01:02:51.460 and Dave Smith, and I

01:02:52.160 was like, I don't know

01:02:52.600 who that is.

01:02:54.220 I watched it, and I

01:02:55.280 was like, oh, shit.

01:02:56.280 Let's go.

01:02:56.840 This was actually

01:02:57.500 really dope, and I

01:02:58.740 just clicked on

01:02:59.400 another Dave or Tom

01:03:00.760 video.

01:03:01.000 I forget who

01:03:01.480 exactly, and I

01:03:02.220 started watching

01:03:03.280 part of the

01:03:03.680 problem and many

01:03:05.060 such cases, yada,

01:03:06.240 yada, yada.

01:03:07.940 Another example of

01:03:08.940 the YouTube algorithm

01:03:09.720 radicalized.

01:03:10.740 Yeah, I got

01:03:11.160 radicalized on

01:03:11.880 YouTube.

01:03:14.360 The Ben Shapiro to

01:03:17.140 alt-right pipeline

01:03:17.900 basically.

01:03:18.180 I was going to

01:03:18.540 say that the Zionist

01:03:20.380 to alt-right pipeline,

01:03:21.540 but we'll see.

01:03:23.540 Which also, by the

01:03:24.560 way, I did ask Dave

01:03:26.120 theoretically, if he

01:03:28.200 were to debate

01:03:28.940 Ben Shapiro, where

01:03:30.080 would it rank among

01:03:31.180 the difficultest, the

01:03:32.780 most difficult debates

01:03:34.800 he's done, and he

01:03:35.480 said somewhere between

01:03:36.520 Archie Flowers and

01:03:37.840 Tho Bishop.

01:03:38.760 So apparently, you

01:03:39.800 have given him the

01:03:40.720 hardest debate he's

01:03:41.640 ever had.

01:03:41.980 That's like the top

01:03:42.320 and the bottom.

01:03:42.820 Yeah, that's what I

01:03:43.360 was saying.

01:03:43.860 Archie was his

01:03:44.540 easiest, so Tho, who's

01:03:46.020 on our show right now,

01:03:47.020 is what gave Dave the

01:03:48.720 hardest debate.

01:03:49.860 I could perhaps

01:03:50.700 speak even faster than

01:03:52.460 Ben Shapiro.

01:03:53.320 You do speak pretty

01:03:54.340 damn fast.

01:03:54.840 I was like, that's a

01:03:56.560 non-answer, because we

01:03:57.660 all know that that's

01:03:58.500 exactly right.

01:03:59.260 Garbage Mane said

01:04:00.000 they would debate in

01:04:02.240 Hebrew, which would

01:04:03.000 be really funny.

01:04:06.140 Yeah.

01:04:06.960 Compare sizes of

01:04:08.080 circumcised.

01:04:08.620 Who's had more

01:04:09.900 family members die in

01:04:10.900 the Holocaust?

01:04:12.560 Jesus.

01:04:13.900 I would love to see

01:04:14.880 if Dave actually

01:04:15.620 shows up with a

01:04:16.840 debate with a

01:04:17.960 yarmulke on.

01:04:18.880 You just

01:04:19.240 ramp up on a

01:04:19.880 joke, you

01:04:20.420 asshole.

01:04:21.460 My bad.

01:04:22.040 No, you already

01:04:24.520 said it.

01:04:25.100 It's too late.

01:04:25.480 He said it would be

01:04:25.960 behind a paywall.

01:04:28.620 God damn it,

01:04:29.560 Cole.

01:04:30.660 Somebody out the

01:04:31.700 Senate says

01:04:32.520 Neocon sounds like

01:04:34.040 Badger from

01:04:35.200 Breaking Bad, which

01:04:36.020 is pretty true.

01:04:36.940 I've heard people

01:04:37.480 say that.

01:04:38.580 I don't know what to

01:04:39.100 take away from that.

01:04:40.260 I'll just say,

01:04:41.100 awesome.

01:04:41.400 Does he die in the

01:04:42.040 show?

01:04:42.500 He does die, I

01:04:43.640 think.

01:04:44.300 No, he lives.

01:04:45.060 The other guy

01:04:47.480 dies, his homie

01:04:48.360 dies.

01:04:49.040 One of them

01:04:49.580 dies.

01:04:51.520 I think they

01:04:52.640 both live because

01:04:53.260 they're kind of

01:04:53.740 like the comic

01:04:54.640 relief.

01:04:55.380 Well, I guess you

01:04:57.140 don't know.

01:04:57.340 The black people

01:04:58.240 are comic relief

01:04:58.840 in horror movies

01:04:59.440 and they always

01:04:59.960 die.

01:05:02.040 I don't know,

01:05:02.800 dude.

01:05:03.340 Just because you

01:05:05.320 laugh at black

01:05:05.900 people anytime they

01:05:06.600 show up on screen

01:05:07.260 doesn't mean they're

01:05:07.880 comic relief.

01:05:09.700 The Green Mile

01:05:12.400 was not a comedy.

01:05:13.120 I said horror

01:05:16.940 movies, you

01:05:17.440 ass.

01:05:18.700 It is Stephen

01:05:19.400 King.

01:05:20.940 Stephen

01:05:21.460 King.

01:05:22.500 Stephen

01:05:22.980 King.

01:05:24.560 Stefan

01:05:25.040 Kang.

01:05:26.680 Stefan

01:05:27.200 Kang.

01:05:32.500 Yeah, people

01:05:33.280 in the chat

01:05:33.740 are saying

01:05:34.020 the bad

01:05:34.380 kids indeed

01:05:35.100 live.

01:05:35.620 I thought

01:05:36.300 one of the

01:05:36.860 guys in that

01:05:37.980 show died.

01:05:38.480 No, they're

01:05:38.840 both in El

01:05:39.980 Camino and

01:05:40.440 they help

01:05:40.800 Jesse escape.

01:05:42.220 I don't know

01:05:42.640 the fuck you're

01:05:42.940 talking about.

01:05:43.600 Just tell me

01:05:44.280 they live.

01:05:44.700 That's all I

01:05:45.060 need to know.

01:05:45.500 It's good.

01:05:46.180 Have you ever

01:05:46.440 watched Breaking

01:05:46.800 Bad either?

01:05:48.360 I was in

01:05:49.980 halfway through

01:05:50.480 the third

01:05:50.780 season.

01:05:51.160 I was like,

01:05:51.460 this shit

01:05:51.840 sucks and I

01:05:52.540 stopped watching

01:05:53.100 it.

01:05:53.720 What?

01:05:56.440 Dude, it was

01:05:57.540 so boring.

01:05:58.700 I keep meaning

01:06:00.760 to go back to

01:06:01.420 it, but I had

01:06:01.860 the same exact

01:06:02.320 experience.

01:06:03.020 After the whole

01:06:03.760 plane thing, I

01:06:05.080 was like, I want

01:06:06.480 to walk away from

01:06:07.160 this for a little

01:06:07.700 bit.

01:06:08.260 It was so

01:06:09.140 boring.

01:06:09.760 The writer's

01:06:10.480 strike, that

01:06:10.920 shit did suck.

01:06:11.500 Here's the

01:06:12.240 thing.

01:06:12.920 My suspension

01:06:15.100 of disbelief is

01:06:16.520 just terrible.

01:06:18.040 That's why I

01:06:18.760 watch cartoons.

01:06:21.060 You're in the

01:06:21.080 fucking

01:06:21.240 Jesus caucus.

01:06:24.060 We'll talk

01:06:24.660 about it off

01:06:25.140 air.

01:06:28.200 That's why I

01:06:28.840 watch cartoons

01:06:29.780 like South Park

01:06:30.640 and Looney Tunes.

01:06:32.180 Just say you

01:06:32.940 fucking love Rick

01:06:33.600 and Morty,

01:06:34.060 dude.

01:06:34.560 I don't like

01:06:35.080 Rick and Morty.

01:06:35.520 I've never seen

01:06:35.920 a single episode.

01:06:36.640 Never once.

01:06:38.960 I have the same

01:06:39.520 problem because

01:06:40.000 Elizabeth will be

01:06:41.320 watching something

01:06:42.640 on the TV.

01:06:43.920 What was she

01:06:44.620 watching?

01:06:45.020 She watched The

01:06:45.920 Walking Dead.

01:06:46.540 She really likes

01:06:47.000 The Walking

01:06:47.300 Dead.

01:06:47.780 I fucking

01:06:48.200 stopped after

01:06:48.620 five episodes

01:06:49.260 because I was

01:06:49.740 like, oh,

01:06:50.060 this shit sucks.

01:06:51.320 I watched the

01:06:52.840 first five seasons

01:06:53.600 of The Walking

01:06:54.020 Dead, and then

01:06:54.520 after that, I

01:06:54.940 was like, I

01:06:55.480 cannot deal with

01:06:56.820 how dumb these

01:06:57.720 people are.

01:06:58.520 Yes, exactly.

01:07:00.000 It took me five

01:07:00.820 episodes.

01:07:01.380 It took you five

01:07:01.960 seasons for that

01:07:02.680 shit to sink in.

01:07:03.740 I was like, for

01:07:04.820 the love of God,

01:07:05.820 this shit's terrible.

01:07:06.640 I was too

01:07:07.200 invested in it.

01:07:09.880 That was my

01:07:10.760 problem.

01:07:11.160 It has a point

01:07:11.640 where it gets

01:07:12.080 bad, and then

01:07:12.960 it gets better

01:07:13.560 again, somewhere

01:07:14.900 like maybe a

01:07:15.720 couple seasons

01:07:16.200 after the fifth.

01:07:17.220 It shouldn't

01:07:17.640 get bad.

01:07:18.140 It doesn't

01:07:18.400 deserve me

01:07:18.860 anymore if it

01:07:19.380 gets bad.

01:07:19.960 Can you not

01:07:20.720 watch shit

01:07:21.300 that's not

01:07:21.740 fucking hyper

01:07:22.400 realistic, dude?

01:07:23.240 I bet you

01:07:23.500 have a hard

01:07:23.920 time watching

01:07:24.320 Schindler's List.

01:07:28.960 I just said

01:07:29.780 I watched

01:07:30.100 South Park.

01:07:31.400 That's like the

01:07:32.100 only show that

01:07:32.620 I've watched

01:07:33.060 the entirety of

01:07:33.900 is South Park.

01:07:35.080 And like maybe

01:07:36.380 a little bit of

01:07:36.980 Futurama, but

01:07:38.240 like I don't

01:07:38.900 I'm not a fan

01:07:39.820 of live action

01:07:40.460 shows.

01:07:41.060 Yeah, especially

01:07:41.720 live action drama

01:07:42.460 like not drama

01:07:43.140 action dramas.

01:07:44.340 Like they just

01:07:45.200 get so like

01:07:46.180 especially sci-fi

01:07:47.080 except if I

01:07:48.000 watch Z Nation.

01:07:50.720 Z Nation was

01:07:51.180 really good.

01:07:51.780 What, Bert?

01:07:52.240 The best

01:07:53.020 fucking show of

01:07:53.680 all time is

01:07:54.260 Friday Night

01:07:54.880 Lights.

01:07:56.920 Never watched

01:07:57.520 it.

01:07:58.440 Seen it on

01:07:59.180 Netflix and

01:07:59.880 never started it.

01:08:00.400 the show.

01:08:01.500 Was it the

01:08:01.900 same thing

01:08:02.940 about a

01:08:03.320 football team?

01:08:04.120 Yeah.

01:08:04.220 It is.

01:08:04.800 It's in fucking

01:08:05.120 Texas.

01:08:05.780 It's also

01:08:06.140 Texas Panthers.

01:08:07.080 Clear eyes,

01:08:07.620 full hearts,

01:08:08.080 can't lose.

01:08:08.440 Can't lose,

01:08:09.020 dude.

01:08:09.200 Let's fucking

01:08:09.660 go.

01:08:10.560 Texas forever,

01:08:11.380 baby.

01:08:11.880 That's another

01:08:12.360 show that

01:08:12.680 suffered from

01:08:13.160 the writer's

01:08:13.680 strike.

01:08:14.140 It did.

01:08:14.920 It just got

01:08:15.280 so fucking

01:08:16.080 a player

01:08:16.320 killing a

01:08:16.860 guy.

01:08:17.420 Yeah,

01:08:17.600 yeah,

01:08:17.800 yeah.

01:08:18.000 It's literally

01:08:20.040 happened during

01:08:20.460 the writer's

01:08:20.920 strike.

01:08:21.240 They have

01:08:21.880 Landry kill

01:08:22.700 some guy

01:08:24.580 that was

01:08:24.960 hitting on

01:08:26.200 whatever that

01:08:27.560 trashy girl's name

01:08:28.380 was.

01:08:28.580 And then it

01:08:30.200 was like,

01:08:30.480 oh,

01:08:30.600 this is really

01:08:31.120 bad.

01:08:31.500 And then it

01:08:31.700 also just

01:08:32.100 ends insanely

01:08:33.020 abruptly.

01:08:33.620 And then they

01:08:33.820 just pick up on

01:08:34.420 season three next

01:08:35.000 episode with a

01:08:35.580 recap.

01:08:36.880 But that show's

01:08:37.700 super good.

01:08:39.080 Yeah,

01:08:39.300 it never comes

01:08:39.960 up again.

01:08:40.940 I just started

01:08:42.140 watching The

01:08:42.680 Sopranos.

01:08:43.060 Well,

01:08:43.220 not just started,

01:08:43.880 but within the

01:08:44.620 last month,

01:08:45.140 I just started

01:08:45.400 watching Sopranos.

01:08:46.640 And I was just

01:08:46.980 like, oh,

01:08:47.360 this is actually

01:08:47.800 a really good

01:08:48.240 show.

01:08:48.780 Oh,

01:08:49.020 that's what

01:08:49.300 that means from.

01:08:50.120 Oh,

01:08:50.300 okay,

01:08:50.580 this one makes

01:08:51.000 so much more

01:08:51.380 sense now.

01:08:53.180 Well,

01:08:53.680 he must not be

01:08:54.460 paying that much

01:08:55.040 attention to it

01:08:55.620 because he

01:08:55.820 thought Fredo

01:08:56.460 was in it.

01:08:57.780 Okay,

01:08:58.240 I thought maybe

01:08:58.620 it comes in a

01:08:59.160 later one.

01:09:00.260 They're tossing

01:09:01.020 around so many

01:09:01.460 Italian names.

01:09:02.400 He comes in

01:09:03.220 in part two.

01:09:06.500 Sopranos part

01:09:07.500 two.

01:09:08.280 But yeah,

01:09:08.760 I had this

01:09:09.140 problem.

01:09:10.480 Another one was

01:09:11.620 Lock and Key.

01:09:12.600 I don't know if

01:09:12.920 you ever watched

01:09:13.300 that one,

01:09:14.120 but that one

01:09:14.680 also really pissed

01:09:15.680 me off.

01:09:16.200 If there's any

01:09:17.020 time where the

01:09:18.020 protagonist just

01:09:19.520 makes insanely

01:09:20.780 dumb decisions,

01:09:21.780 or in movies,

01:09:22.540 where they just

01:09:22.940 make decisions

01:09:23.980 that no one

01:09:24.620 else would make,

01:09:25.300 it just makes

01:09:25.940 no sense for

01:09:26.580 them to do

01:09:26.960 that.

01:09:27.040 For plot progression,

01:09:27.640 yeah.

01:09:27.900 Yeah,

01:09:28.080 literally just for

01:09:28.640 plot progression,

01:09:29.200 just so they can

01:09:29.720 add in some

01:09:30.580 type of antagonist,

01:09:32.960 even if it's just

01:09:33.660 through bullshit.

01:09:36.060 I had to stop

01:09:37.120 watching after that.

01:09:38.320 She'll continue

01:09:38.840 watching it,

01:09:39.500 but I'll just sit

01:09:40.220 there on my phone

01:09:40.860 because I can't

01:09:41.460 take it.

01:09:41.680 Wow.

01:09:42.320 Way to call your

01:09:42.820 wife dumb on

01:09:43.460 there.

01:09:43.840 Wow,

01:09:44.100 that's just

01:09:44.480 brutal.

01:09:45.680 Jesus Christ.

01:09:46.360 Hold on,

01:09:46.480 is she in the

01:09:46.860 chat?

01:09:47.740 She is.

01:09:49.040 Hey guys,

01:09:50.460 I think Hollywood

01:09:51.100 might not have it

01:09:51.800 all figured out.

01:09:52.500 I don't know

01:09:56.940 why,

01:09:57.160 but every time

01:09:57.580 I watch a movie,

01:09:58.160 I just keep

01:09:58.480 wanting to fuck

01:09:59.080 kids afterwards.

01:09:59.720 I don't know

01:09:59.940 what,

01:10:00.100 I think it

01:10:00.320 might just be

01:10:00.680 Hollywood.

01:10:01.200 I really don't

01:10:01.580 know.

01:10:02.660 Why did you

01:10:03.220 watch Cuties,

01:10:04.040 man?

01:10:05.420 You bailed them

01:10:07.080 out.

01:10:07.620 That was a terrible

01:10:08.220 joke.

01:10:08.460 You should have

01:10:08.840 let them sit.

01:10:09.600 You bailed them

01:10:09.940 out.

01:10:10.500 That should be

01:10:10.900 something we do

01:10:11.360 on the show,

01:10:11.800 is just watch

01:10:12.220 Cuties.

01:10:12.760 Just go watch

01:10:13.460 the Cuties.

01:10:13.900 No!

01:10:14.000 Just do

01:10:14.360 commentary on it.

01:10:15.920 Wouldn't it be

01:10:16.400 funny if we

01:10:16.720 watch that,

01:10:17.300 guys?

01:10:18.920 Jesus Christ.

01:10:20.000 You really are

01:10:21.400 Libertarians,

01:10:22.000 aren't you?

01:10:22.460 We'll do a live

01:10:23.720 react watch

01:10:25.300 party for it.

01:10:26.560 I can't remember

01:10:27.000 who posted.

01:10:27.540 I think it was

01:10:27.980 Drew today,

01:10:28.700 because everybody's

01:10:29.260 doing those,

01:10:30.440 which I did it

01:10:31.060 on mine,

01:10:31.680 but say one

01:10:33.200 sentence that

01:10:33.640 would annoy

01:10:34.000 this fan group

01:10:35.380 or fan base

01:10:36.380 or whatever.

01:10:37.440 Yeah,

01:10:37.940 and they had

01:10:38.460 Ron Paul.

01:10:40.080 Anytime it was

01:10:40.600 Libertarians,

01:10:41.460 everybody would

01:10:42.160 mention pedophilia.

01:10:43.500 It was like,

01:10:44.360 why does every

01:10:44.940 time just think

01:10:45.620 everybody's just

01:10:46.300 like,

01:10:46.540 we're all just

01:10:46.940 good with

01:10:47.220 pedophilia

01:10:47.680 automatically?

01:10:49.140 I mean,

01:10:49.420 it's just

01:10:49.620 something they

01:10:49.940 go to with

01:10:50.440 Libertarians.

01:10:50.780 Well,

01:10:51.140 you two just

01:10:51.840 suggested we

01:10:52.500 watch Cutie,

01:10:53.380 so I don't

01:10:53.880 know where

01:10:54.280 they get the

01:10:55.700 idea from.

01:10:57.540 I've already

01:10:58.080 watched it,

01:10:58.820 actually.

01:10:58.920 Who to?

01:10:59.840 I was doing

01:11:00.600 a bit.

01:11:01.600 I was doing

01:11:01.840 a voice when

01:11:02.480 I said that.

01:11:05.040 I couldn't do

01:11:06.080 anything on

01:11:06.640 Twitter all day.

01:11:07.220 I was sitting

01:11:07.740 there seeing

01:11:08.360 all this shit

01:11:08.880 and I'm

01:11:09.120 suspended all

01:11:09.920 day and I'm

01:11:10.300 like,

01:11:10.460 oh shit,

01:11:11.040 I won't reply

01:11:12.140 to all this

01:11:12.560 shit and I

01:11:12.860 can't.

01:11:13.320 I can just

01:11:13.600 see it.

01:11:14.500 Fuck that

01:11:14.920 shit.

01:11:15.240 Twitter fucking

01:11:15.660 sucks,

01:11:16.100 dude.

01:11:17.300 Yeah,

01:11:17.500 well,

01:11:17.800 I got

01:11:18.020 suspended

01:11:18.520 because I

01:11:19.100 apparently got

01:11:19.580 in a fight

01:11:20.060 on Sunday

01:11:20.780 with a whole

01:11:21.600 bunch of

01:11:21.940 people because

01:11:22.280 they didn't

01:11:22.500 like me saying

01:11:23.120 that Eric

01:11:23.520 Clapton was

01:11:24.400 more punk

01:11:25.580 than punk

01:11:26.360 musicians now.

01:11:27.260 And I got

01:11:27.420 all these

01:11:27.740 vaccine mandate

01:11:30.080 pushers coming

01:11:30.840 at me.

01:11:32.320 And one of

01:11:33.520 them apparently

01:11:33.960 is a guy who

01:11:34.440 reports everybody.

01:11:35.420 He reported

01:11:35.760 me for saying

01:11:36.480 that he sucks

01:11:36.980 Big Pharma's

01:11:37.780 dick or

01:11:38.340 something and

01:11:39.060 that he's a

01:11:39.500 prick.

01:11:41.720 Toad,

01:11:42.200 how long have

01:11:42.600 you been on

01:11:42.940 Twitter?

01:11:45.020 My account

01:11:45.960 is 12

01:11:47.500 years old,

01:11:48.120 I think.

01:11:48.500 And you

01:11:48.780 still haven't

01:11:49.760 learned not

01:11:50.200 to argue

01:11:50.640 with these

01:11:51.100 people?

01:11:52.060 Well,

01:11:53.020 I'm autistic.

01:11:54.100 Nick,

01:11:54.660 it's fun.

01:11:55.240 So am I!

01:11:56.760 Well,

01:11:57.240 okay,

01:11:57.600 but I was

01:11:58.640 using it as

01:11:59.200 a sports betting

01:12:06.920 account.

01:12:08.260 I am

01:12:08.520 suffering.

01:12:09.200 Yeah,

01:12:09.360 Nick is

01:12:09.680 suffering right

01:12:10.280 now.

01:12:10.660 I was using

01:12:11.040 it as a

01:12:11.420 sports betting

01:12:11.920 account up

01:12:12.340 until 2020.

01:12:13.520 Look,

01:12:13.600 Travis got the

01:12:14.260 right idea

01:12:14.640 too.

01:12:14.920 Highlight Travis's

01:12:15.660 comment.

01:12:16.160 Look at that.

01:12:16.620 That's exactly

01:12:17.120 what I'm talking

01:12:17.580 about.

01:12:17.860 You kill me

01:12:18.380 with this

01:12:18.720 shit,

01:12:18.980 man.

01:12:19.180 Just chill.

01:12:20.300 Just relax.

01:12:23.520 No,

01:12:23.880 I was just

01:12:24.380 mentioning it.

01:12:25.620 I don't know.

01:12:26.800 I can't help

01:12:27.440 it,

01:12:27.640 man.

01:12:28.240 I've had a

01:12:28.800 lot more

01:12:29.040 success on

01:12:29.700 Twitter than

01:12:30.080 Facebook.

01:12:30.700 Facebook's

01:12:31.100 really gotten

01:12:31.620 me.

01:12:31.860 I feel like

01:12:32.640 I never

01:12:33.280 want to get

01:12:33.740 on Facebook

01:12:34.140 ever.

01:12:35.100 Facebook is

01:12:35.840 a hellhole.

01:12:37.140 Once they

01:12:37.960 started to

01:12:38.360 kill the Dave

01:12:39.840 Smith inner

01:12:40.640 circle,

01:12:41.180 I was just

01:12:41.480 like,

01:12:41.820 I'm not

01:12:43.060 using Facebook

01:12:44.320 very much

01:12:44.840 anymore at

01:12:45.340 all.

01:12:46.020 Do you use

01:12:47.340 Facebook just

01:12:48.260 basically for

01:12:49.300 outreach reasons

01:12:50.300 and stuff like

01:12:50.820 that?

01:12:51.320 Yeah,

01:12:51.660 so I use

01:12:52.320 Facebook for

01:12:52.860 my local

01:12:53.660 audience,

01:12:54.220 and then I

01:12:54.480 use Twitter

01:12:55.400 mainly for

01:12:56.200 larger stuff,

01:12:57.700 and the

01:12:58.080 overlap's always

01:12:58.580 interesting.

01:13:00.800 There's a

01:13:01.360 certain demographic

01:13:02.020 I can only

01:13:02.600 reach on

01:13:02.920 Facebook.

01:13:04.560 Booers.

01:13:05.640 Yes.

01:13:07.120 Yeah.

01:13:07.560 And like,

01:13:08.380 well,

01:13:09.720 the other

01:13:10.020 problem with

01:13:10.360 Facebook is

01:13:10.980 you can

01:13:12.320 technically argue

01:13:13.080 better there

01:13:13.660 because you

01:13:14.200 can post

01:13:14.720 paragraphs,

01:13:15.880 and that's

01:13:16.360 what people

01:13:16.700 do.

01:13:17.520 You'll just

01:13:18.080 get into

01:13:18.660 paragraph

01:13:19.400 arguments where

01:13:20.040 people are

01:13:20.380 writing basically

01:13:21.300 books at you,

01:13:22.340 and then you

01:13:23.300 have to read

01:13:23.960 it.

01:13:24.060 You engage

01:13:24.940 in that

01:13:25.320 regularly.

01:13:26.120 I know

01:13:26.340 you do.

01:13:27.360 I have.

01:13:28.040 I've actually

01:13:28.680 quit the

01:13:29.780 group that I

01:13:30.320 was doing

01:13:30.640 that in.

01:13:31.200 I was like,

01:13:31.920 I'm out of

01:13:32.280 here.

01:13:32.460 I can't do

01:13:32.840 this anymore.

01:13:33.980 I just

01:13:34.220 started at

01:13:34.540 the end.

01:13:34.880 I just

01:13:35.060 started posting

01:13:35.860 Tom Woods

01:13:37.580 charts because

01:13:38.760 every time they

01:13:39.540 talk about math

01:13:40.280 minutes, I would

01:13:40.940 just start posting

01:13:41.620 the Tom Woods

01:13:42.260 charts and being

01:13:43.040 like, oh,

01:13:43.900 yeah, they

01:13:44.140 totally work,

01:13:44.840 and then just

01:13:45.120 posting, I

01:13:45.940 don't know,

01:13:46.200 Australia.

01:13:47.020 Yep, they

01:13:47.360 continue to

01:13:47.840 work, and

01:13:48.200 then just post

01:13:48.800 California's and

01:13:49.840 just keep going

01:13:50.480 down.

01:13:50.880 And then

01:13:51.520 if you're

01:13:51.720 like, oh,

01:13:52.180 they have

01:13:52.440 different

01:13:52.660 population

01:13:53.080 entities,

01:13:53.500 that's why.

01:13:54.580 I can't argue

01:13:55.940 with you.

01:13:56.740 I'll post 100

01:13:57.420 graphs, and it

01:13:58.040 won't change

01:13:58.440 your mind.

01:14:00.040 That's what I

01:14:00.780 do on Twitter,

01:14:01.500 too, except

01:14:01.840 it's usually the

01:14:02.620 Tom Woods

01:14:03.180 death by

01:14:03.700 lockdown thing.

01:14:04.520 I'm just

01:14:04.720 like, fuck

01:14:05.320 you.

01:14:06.120 Here's a

01:14:06.660 link, just

01:14:07.080 go.

01:14:07.420 But now

01:14:07.780 what I've

01:14:08.020 done is I've

01:14:09.180 muted notifications

01:14:10.040 for people I

01:14:10.700 don't follow,

01:14:11.500 so now it's

01:14:12.100 just like,

01:14:13.220 peace.

01:14:15.320 So maybe I'll

01:14:16.020 keep it up.

01:14:16.960 Dude, how

01:14:17.240 about Tom Woods

01:14:17.880 as an e-book,

01:14:18.560 like, your

01:14:19.020 Facebook friends are

01:14:19.760 wrong about

01:14:20.140 replacement, and

01:14:20.860 he's like,

01:14:21.200 look at all

01:14:21.460 these demographic

01:14:22.820 charts.

01:14:26.940 I believe

01:14:32.600 that it's

01:14:33.020 actually a

01:14:33.400 book by

01:14:33.780 Douglas Murray,

01:14:34.780 I think, is

01:14:35.200 what you're

01:14:35.520 referring to.

01:14:36.680 I would

01:14:36.940 love to hear

01:14:37.460 Tom Woods

01:14:37.960 talk about

01:14:38.340 the bell

01:14:38.680 curves.

01:14:40.700 Bell curves

01:14:41.540 is just

01:14:42.340 going through

01:14:42.820 it, just

01:14:43.160 like, okay,

01:14:43.700 here's what's

01:14:44.200 going on

01:14:44.580 here.

01:14:45.540 Well, that's

01:14:46.380 Charles Murray.

01:14:50.140 Should I

01:14:50.880 stop

01:14:51.180 bailing him

01:14:51.560 out?

01:14:52.700 No, I

01:14:53.080 said, I

01:14:53.600 was saying

01:14:53.940 Colton

01:14:54.220 bailing you

01:14:54.380 out.

01:14:54.900 Yes.

01:14:58.140 I think this

01:14:58.980 has run its

01:14:59.360 course.

01:15:01.120 Well, we've

01:15:01.720 got lobs to

01:15:02.360 hear.

01:15:02.700 I don't trust

01:15:03.140 people with

01:15:03.600 mass

01:15:03.880 followings

01:15:04.520 primarily on

01:15:05.240 Facebook.

01:15:06.280 It is a

01:15:06.680 very weird

01:15:07.240 thing of

01:15:07.920 like, getting

01:15:08.360 somebody, like,

01:15:09.820 basically, that's

01:15:10.500 where a lot of

01:15:11.120 the, like, Ben

01:15:12.340 Shapiro, there's a

01:15:13.240 whole thing about

01:15:14.020 how he used to

01:15:15.020 have more traffic to

01:15:15.960 his Facebook

01:15:16.480 profile than all

01:15:17.900 of the major

01:15:18.660 news networks

01:15:19.820 did, and they

01:15:20.760 got really, really

01:15:21.380 upset about that.

01:15:22.800 But it's just

01:15:23.060 like, what do

01:15:23.440 you, it's

01:15:23.940 Yeah, but it's

01:15:24.260 like, who

01:15:24.560 is the

01:15:25.260 opposition?

01:15:26.620 Yeah, it's a

01:15:27.640 certain type of

01:15:28.260 conservative that

01:15:28.840 gets boosted, you

01:15:30.100 know, a lot on

01:15:30.620 there.

01:15:31.620 I think Candace

01:15:32.940 Owens has a lot of

01:15:33.660 really important

01:15:34.200 things to say.

01:15:36.200 As a Kanye

01:15:37.000 fan, I also

01:15:37.940 like the way

01:15:38.520 Candace Owens

01:15:39.140 does.

01:15:43.880 Well, it was

01:15:44.440 like him, like

01:15:45.540 Steven Crowder,

01:15:46.860 like all those

01:15:47.440 type of guys.

01:15:48.880 What?

01:15:49.480 I've been trying

01:15:50.160 to wrap the

01:15:50.740 show for the

01:15:51.240 past ten minutes

01:15:52.080 and you just

01:15:52.520 keep going.

01:15:53.580 I don't give a

01:15:53.960 fuck what you

01:15:54.420 want.

01:15:57.180 Yeah, it's

01:15:57.660 true, this is

01:15:58.060 anarchy.

01:15:59.920 Okay, whatever.

01:16:00.940 Tho, where can

01:16:01.380 people find you

01:16:01.940 at, man?

01:16:02.360 Yeah, you can

01:16:02.760 find me on

01:16:03.080 Twitter at

01:16:03.420 Tho Bishop,

01:16:04.000 you can find me

01:16:04.340 at the Mises

01:16:04.660 Institute

01:16:04.980 occasionally.

01:16:06.480 And, yeah,

01:16:07.280 I'm always glad

01:16:08.040 hanging out.

01:16:09.900 Auburn is an

01:16:10.760 amazing city, by

01:16:11.640 the way.

01:16:12.420 It's so nice.

01:16:13.720 I'm a Georgia

01:16:15.020 football fan, so I

01:16:16.040 hate the religion

01:16:17.240 of the city, but

01:16:18.200 it has some

01:16:19.500 very fine

01:16:20.840 restaurants, at

01:16:21.420 very least.

01:16:22.420 Well, I do,

01:16:23.620 sorry Nick, I

01:16:24.240 will continue with

01:16:24.740 this, because I

01:16:25.280 am an Auburn

01:16:25.980 fan, War

01:16:26.640 Eagle.

01:16:27.900 When people do

01:16:28.640 come to the

01:16:28.960 Mises Institute,

01:16:30.060 like, basically

01:16:31.180 anybody, do they

01:16:31.700 go to Auburn

01:16:32.240 games, do they

01:16:32.780 get into the

01:16:33.200 Auburn spirit,

01:16:34.460 anything?

01:16:35.200 Some of them.

01:16:35.980 We sell our

01:16:36.800 parking spots for

01:16:38.080 that, and our

01:16:38.740 apartments that we

01:16:39.680 use for our

01:16:40.180 residents, for our

01:16:41.240 scholars and

01:16:41.900 fellows and things

01:16:42.320 like that, we

01:16:42.740 rent out during the

01:16:43.260 football season, so

01:16:43.980 we have a little

01:16:44.400 bit of a lot.

01:16:45.280 A little bit of

01:16:45.820 agorism there.

01:16:50.860 We now have

01:16:52.300 Auburn-colored

01:16:53.900 hats, a special

01:16:56.060 Auburn fan

01:16:56.960 edition of our

01:16:58.000 Mises Institute

01:16:58.480 hats.

01:16:59.460 Do they do a

01:16:59.980 lot with Auburn

01:17:02.060 University at all?

01:17:02.800 Do they try to

01:17:03.580 get in with them

01:17:04.280 at all?

01:17:05.420 We should have

01:17:06.080 some professors on

01:17:07.200 campus, not

01:17:07.720 anymore, but we're

01:17:08.680 still close to the

01:17:09.380 YOW group there.

01:17:10.260 We've got a lot of

01:17:10.820 people that come

01:17:11.140 over.

01:17:11.360 People find us.

01:17:13.820 We're across the

01:17:14.280 street.

01:17:15.460 I just remember

01:17:16.140 that I was in

01:17:17.760 some of the LP

01:17:18.960 Alabama talks, and

01:17:20.660 they were always

01:17:21.040 talking about

01:17:21.620 doing something,

01:17:24.160 not with the

01:17:24.840 Mises Institute

01:17:25.340 technically, but

01:17:26.120 go to an Auburn

01:17:27.820 football game and

01:17:28.640 have some of the

01:17:29.060 guys over and

01:17:30.140 basically chill for

01:17:32.040 LP Alabama.

01:17:32.980 Usually hanging

01:17:33.720 out at the

01:17:34.060 Institute was

01:17:34.680 drinking beers

01:17:35.380 with me behind

01:17:36.440 the apartment

01:17:37.820 complex, behind

01:17:38.720 the building.

01:17:39.160 You're like

01:17:41.920 teenagers again

01:17:42.520 hiding out under

01:17:43.060 the bleachers

01:17:43.500 smoking weed,

01:17:44.520 passing it

01:17:45.120 around.

01:17:45.820 The 1876

01:17:46.880 election, this

01:17:47.580 is when.

01:17:48.300 I told you,

01:17:49.420 that's what he

01:17:49.800 does.

01:17:50.080 He just hollers

01:17:50.480 at you about

01:17:50.920 that 1876

01:17:51.700 election.

01:17:53.860 I just want to

01:17:54.580 hear him and

01:17:55.260 Ryan Dawson just

01:17:57.380 talk about the

01:17:57.820 Civil War and

01:17:58.620 then the shit

01:17:59.400 that happened

01:17:59.740 after that and

01:18:00.340 how terrible

01:18:01.040 Abraham Lincoln

01:18:02.040 is.

01:18:02.740 I mean, that

01:18:03.540 would be

01:18:03.720 amazing.

01:18:04.160 That would

01:18:04.400 just be an

01:18:04.700 amazing time

01:18:05.240 just to watch

01:18:05.760 them just

01:18:06.540 literally sit

01:18:07.240 back with a

01:18:07.800 beer and watch

01:18:08.400 him and Ryan

01:18:08.940 and just

01:18:09.340 go over our

01:18:10.620 heads with

01:18:11.040 Civil War

01:18:11.540 knowledge.

01:18:12.600 That would

01:18:12.720 be really

01:18:13.240 fun.

01:18:13.480 The highlight

01:18:13.600 makes Mr.

01:18:14.480 Anxiety

01:18:14.840 floppers.

01:18:15.840 Would you

01:18:16.300 have to get

01:18:16.600 Tom DiLorenzo

01:18:17.460 on that, by

01:18:17.940 the way, if

01:18:18.200 you're talking

01:18:18.460 about Lincoln?

01:18:21.080 Garbage

01:18:21.560 Maine says,

01:18:23.180 Neil Conrad

01:18:23.740 Mover, what

01:18:24.100 was your

01:18:24.340 favorite Donda

01:18:25.100 listening party?

01:18:27.160 Two.

01:18:27.720 The second

01:18:28.060 one I think

01:18:28.740 was the

01:18:29.020 definite best

01:18:29.600 because Kid

01:18:30.600 Cudi was

01:18:31.000 still on

01:18:31.440 remote control

01:18:32.360 and they

01:18:33.920 didn't put

01:18:34.140 that stupid

01:18:34.760 glub glub

01:18:35.680 thing on

01:18:36.160 there.

01:18:36.440 And then

01:18:37.020 also, I

01:18:40.100 think it

01:18:40.480 was the

01:18:41.040 jail with

01:18:42.020 DaBaby.

01:18:43.340 No, no,

01:18:43.680 that was

01:18:43.920 the most

01:18:44.240 recent one,

01:18:44.800 I think.

01:18:45.140 I don't

01:18:45.340 remember.

01:18:46.020 But two

01:18:46.540 is definitely

01:18:46.940 the best

01:18:47.280 one.

01:18:49.040 Also, by

01:18:49.540 the way,

01:18:49.840 Hostiko said

01:18:50.620 we should start

01:18:51.720 the hashtag

01:18:52.280 what the fuck

01:18:52.780 happened in

01:18:53.280 1876.

01:18:55.120 I definitely

01:18:55.840 think we

01:18:56.380 should all

01:18:56.800 just tweet

01:18:57.420 that out

01:18:57.840 until we

01:18:58.260 get Jack

01:18:58.660 Dorothy to

01:18:59.100 tweet that

01:18:59.440 out as

01:18:59.800 well.

01:19:00.640 So that'd

01:19:01.200 be really

01:19:01.560 funny.

01:19:02.580 It's just

01:19:02.860 the only

01:19:04.700 person,

01:19:05.240 everybody's

01:19:05.620 just like,

01:19:05.920 I don't

01:19:06.280 understand

01:19:06.780 what's going

01:19:07.260 on.

01:19:07.700 Hey, guys,

01:19:08.900 guys, I got

01:19:09.320 the answers

01:19:09.740 here.

01:19:10.140 Let me tell

01:19:10.660 you about

01:19:11.100 1876.

01:19:12.440 As if they

01:19:12.880 know what

01:19:13.140 happened in

01:19:13.520 1971 either.

01:19:14.860 Like, they

01:19:15.500 don't know

01:19:15.740 that shit.

01:19:16.700 I mean, a

01:19:16.980 lot of people

01:19:17.360 know about

01:19:17.760 1971 more

01:19:18.540 than at

01:19:18.800 least 1870.

01:19:19.860 I mean,

01:19:20.620 even us

01:19:22.040 libertarians

01:19:22.600 didn't know

01:19:22.920 about 1876.

01:19:25.000 I did.

01:19:25.780 Thanks to

01:19:26.140 our guest,

01:19:27.180 though, Bishop.

01:19:27.980 I knew all

01:19:28.740 about it.

01:19:30.000 If you

01:19:30.540 brought up

01:19:31.040 Rutherford

01:19:31.380 Hayes to

01:19:35.540 basically 90%

01:19:37.100 Americans,

01:19:37.700 they wouldn't

01:19:37.960 know he was

01:19:38.320 the president.

01:19:40.900 How about

01:19:41.620 Rutherford B.

01:19:42.720 Mutualist?

01:19:46.700 Wait, you

01:19:47.240 had that guy

01:19:47.800 on your

01:19:48.060 podcast,

01:19:48.480 didn't you?

01:19:49.180 Yeah, you

01:19:49.660 didn't listen

01:19:49.960 to it, dude?

01:19:50.900 No, I

01:19:51.180 haven't.

01:19:51.440 I know.

01:19:51.880 I'm sorry.

01:19:53.100 Listen to

01:19:53.700 not a podcast,

01:19:54.600 you motherfucker.

01:19:54.720 I've listened

01:19:55.020 to every episode

01:19:55.700 of the Tower

01:19:56.140 Power Hour.

01:19:56.880 No, you

01:19:57.160 haven't.

01:19:57.260 I definitely

01:19:57.600 have not

01:19:59.000 listened to it

01:19:59.660 before and

01:20:00.120 just came

01:20:00.480 on.

01:20:00.900 I don't

01:20:01.540 buy that

01:20:01.880 for a second.

01:20:04.360 Dude, it's

01:20:05.300 so weird because

01:20:05.800 I listen to a lot

01:20:07.100 of podcasts and

01:20:07.940 then every day I'll

01:20:08.880 run out and I'll

01:20:10.040 essentially just be

01:20:10.900 looking around and

01:20:11.640 they're just watching

01:20:12.200 random videos on

01:20:12.860 YouTube and I'm like,

01:20:13.440 man, I really wish I

01:20:14.120 could listen to a

01:20:14.860 podcast right now and

01:20:16.120 it never crosses my

01:20:17.000 mind to look up Slurp

01:20:18.020 Gang or not a

01:20:19.160 podcast or anything

01:20:20.920 else.

01:20:21.220 I'm just like,

01:20:21.840 oh, fuck, it's

01:20:22.400 too much work.

01:20:23.560 Yeah, that's a

01:20:24.380 very funny thing to

01:20:25.280 tell me.

01:20:27.620 Not at all.

01:20:29.500 Very rude.

01:20:30.700 Just blame it on

01:20:31.400 the search engine,

01:20:32.260 man.

01:20:32.440 Not a podcast

01:20:33.260 sometimes doesn't

01:20:34.140 show up.

01:20:34.900 That one dude was

01:20:37.260 like, not a podcast.

01:20:38.200 I can't find it

01:20:38.820 anywhere and they

01:20:39.280 don't have video.

01:20:40.760 Oh, yeah.

01:20:41.140 Peter Janky.

01:20:41.920 Yeah, I blocked

01:20:43.320 him.

01:20:43.820 So I want to draw

01:20:48.120 attention to this

01:20:49.020 just for the bit.

01:20:50.260 Mr. Anxiety

01:20:51.260 Floppa tweeted, or

01:20:52.720 not tweeted, I'm

01:20:53.400 sorry, y'all

01:20:53.940 talking about

01:20:54.260 Twitter, commented

01:20:56.320 Cole drags a dead

01:20:58.060 horse for 20 miles

01:20:59.620 a few minutes ago

01:21:01.040 and then he just

01:21:01.760 tweeted, he just

01:21:02.460 commented, he's

01:21:04.060 still going.

01:21:04.520 He's still going.

01:21:06.040 In other words,

01:21:07.840 listen to not a

01:21:08.500 podcast.

01:21:09.740 Yes, I will.

01:21:11.360 I'll start it up

01:21:12.220 tomorrow.

01:21:12.540 What episode

01:21:13.460 should I listen

01:21:13.920 to?

01:21:15.260 I was just

01:21:16.180 messing it with

01:21:16.620 you.

01:21:16.780 I don't care.

01:21:17.240 No, seriously,

01:21:18.020 I need more

01:21:19.060 podcasts.

01:21:19.840 Listen to Mud

01:21:20.520 Jug.

01:21:22.440 That's my

01:21:22.940 favorite.

01:21:24.400 This is the

01:21:24.820 most recent

01:21:25.240 one.

01:21:25.740 Just listen to

01:21:26.240 the most recent

01:21:26.620 one.

01:21:26.680 I listen to

01:21:27.140 the most recent

01:21:27.540 one.

01:21:27.780 Yeah.

01:21:28.720 Okay, that's

01:21:29.500 what I do.

01:21:30.160 Because I also

01:21:30.520 have people tell

01:21:31.060 me to listen to

01:21:31.600 Cumbtown and I

01:21:32.520 still like, even

01:21:33.280 though I love

01:21:33.860 Legion of Gangs

01:21:34.720 and stuff, they're

01:21:35.120 like, you'll love

01:21:35.540 Cumbtown and I

01:21:36.220 just won't listen

01:21:36.920 to it.

01:21:37.820 Listen to not a

01:21:38.540 podcast instead.

01:21:39.400 Listen to not a

01:21:40.040 podcast.

01:21:40.320 I promise

01:21:40.860 you'll love

01:21:41.260 it.

01:21:42.080 Michael Ball

01:21:42.600 says, Bert,

01:21:43.660 name your top

01:21:44.360 three favorite

01:21:45.540 white racial

01:21:46.260 slurs.

01:21:48.100 Mayo Monkey,

01:21:49.480 for sure.

01:21:51.020 That's definitely

01:21:51.560 number one.

01:21:52.420 I think Howley

01:21:53.280 was really funny

01:21:54.080 because it's

01:21:54.600 very, very

01:21:56.400 esoteric.

01:21:57.940 It's esoteric

01:21:58.820 as shit and

01:21:59.400 it's also insanely

01:22:00.260 funny to rhyme

01:22:01.080 with stuff.

01:22:01.620 like, and

01:22:03.480 then, hmm,

01:22:07.400 Chalk Roach,

01:22:08.140 dude, that's

01:22:08.440 such a good

01:22:08.780 one.

01:22:09.860 Chalk Roach is

01:22:10.800 really good.

01:22:13.320 So, real quick,

01:22:14.160 what's your number

01:22:14.880 one favorite

01:22:15.700 white racial

01:22:16.780 slur?

01:22:17.440 Oh, that's a

01:22:17.940 good question.

01:22:22.020 I mean,

01:22:22.580 Chalk Roach is

01:22:23.160 kind of, I

01:22:24.800 had not heard

01:22:25.440 that one before,

01:22:26.160 but that might

01:22:26.600 be at the top

01:22:27.020 of the charts.

01:22:27.620 You haven't

01:22:28.060 heard it before?

01:22:29.040 No, I had not

01:22:29.580 heard Chalk Roach.

01:22:30.280 Really?

01:22:31.640 Yeah.

01:22:32.820 Yeah, Chalk Roach

01:22:33.480 is good.

01:22:34.440 Manny Slay the

01:22:34.960 Trogadite,

01:22:35.560 always number

01:22:36.080 one for me.

01:22:36.960 It'll never

01:22:37.300 be top.

01:22:38.160 It's the best.

01:22:39.580 That's a good

01:22:40.200 one.

01:22:40.700 That really

01:22:41.020 is.

01:22:41.960 Bert, where

01:22:42.320 can people

01:22:42.580 find you

01:22:42.920 at, man?

01:22:45.140 Patreon.com

01:22:46.340 slash

01:22:46.960 NAP

01:22:47.580 official.

01:22:52.120 Just pay

01:22:52.860 me.

01:22:53.920 Just pay

01:22:54.600 me.

01:22:54.800 Also, I'm

01:22:55.120 not posting

01:22:55.720 on Twitter

01:22:56.120 anymore, so

01:22:56.840 it's pointless

01:22:57.220 to plug my

01:22:57.800 Twitter.

01:22:59.220 You're done

01:22:59.740 permanently?

01:23:00.860 Yeah.

01:23:01.840 Really?

01:23:02.740 No.

01:23:04.080 Yeah.

01:23:04.780 Don't

01:23:05.040 believe his

01:23:05.400 lies.

01:23:06.340 It's pointless

01:23:07.140 to plug my

01:23:07.620 Twitter, even

01:23:08.120 though I'm

01:23:08.440 using it as

01:23:09.020 my name on

01:23:10.140 the screen.

01:23:10.800 Don't

01:23:11.000 believe his

01:23:11.900 lies.

01:23:12.560 This is a

01:23:12.920 regular

01:23:13.120 occurrence.

01:23:14.180 And also

01:23:14.780 go to

01:23:15.380 GayObamaPizza.com.

01:23:17.040 Oh, thanks.

01:23:17.640 Yeah, that

01:23:17.920 too.

01:23:18.900 Or

01:23:19.080 Wigger.Gay.

01:23:20.260 Wigger.Gay.

01:23:20.820 Also true.

01:23:21.560 Very true.

01:23:22.920 JoeBidengaySex.com.

01:23:24.380 Yep.

01:23:26.300 Nick, you're on

01:23:27.880 all the time,

01:23:28.420 where people find

01:23:29.080 you.

01:23:29.780 At Nick

01:23:30.360 underscore

01:23:30.780 individual on

01:23:31.620 Twitter.

01:23:32.640 That's all you

01:23:33.180 need to know.

01:23:34.180 Absolutely.

01:23:35.040 Keep an eye on

01:23:35.660 Timeline Earth

01:23:36.420 tomorrow.

01:23:38.360 Like I said,

01:23:39.520 I was on,

01:23:40.320 you can follow me,

01:23:41.020 fact, I'm like Dave

01:23:41.500 on Twitter.

01:23:42.380 I was on

01:23:43.680 Naptime, so I'll

01:23:44.760 tell you it right

01:23:45.180 this time, I

01:23:45.640 guess, podcast, and

01:23:47.040 it's premiering

01:23:47.740 tomorrow.

01:23:49.160 And then tomorrow,

01:23:50.200 we also have

01:23:51.000 Justin O'Donnell

01:23:51.680 on.

01:23:53.880 Next week, we're

01:23:55.400 pretty packed, I

01:23:56.800 think, aren't we,

01:23:57.400 Toad?

01:23:57.640 We have...

01:23:58.300 Next week, we have

01:23:59.040 The Philosopher on

01:24:00.400 Monday, and on

01:24:01.200 Wednesday, we have

01:24:02.060 Jared and Taylor,

01:24:04.100 the Hoppians.

01:24:04.900 And then we have

01:24:07.880 our 9-11 special,

01:24:08.760 then we have our

01:24:09.160 9-11 special with

01:24:10.620 our special guest,

01:24:12.960 who I don't think

01:24:13.680 we've announced.

01:24:14.220 Is it Michael

01:24:14.740 Malice?

01:24:15.760 No, but...

01:24:16.440 Yes.

01:24:17.440 We wish.

01:24:18.940 Jared and Taylor

01:24:19.640 won't tell you this,

01:24:20.400 but I actually

01:24:20.840 founded The Hoppian.

01:24:22.480 It's true.

01:24:25.040 Did you also

01:24:25.480 found the

01:24:25.960 Fakretarians, too?

01:24:26.760 That'd be really

01:24:27.140 funny.

01:24:27.680 No, Josh Smith

01:24:28.420 did that.

01:24:30.420 I mean, it'd be

01:24:31.760 really funny if you

01:24:32.360 just were like,

01:24:32.860 yep, I did.

01:24:34.180 I stole from

01:24:34.900 Josh Smith.

01:24:35.720 You're gonna tell

01:24:36.360 Neocon River how

01:24:38.040 to be funny,

01:24:38.800 Cole?

01:24:39.680 Yeah.

01:24:40.580 I don't give a

01:24:41.320 fuck what I do.

01:24:42.360 Stop the show.

01:24:44.100 Stop the show.

01:24:46.740 Peace.

01:24:47.180 All right.

01:24:47.380 Good night.

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