Tower Gang - October 21, 2021


Ep 40 - Tom Woods 2000 Recap - Aggressively Homosexually Heterosexual

Topics
gay bar meeting Eric July posting the picture and captions
Hosted by
Clint Russell Toad Jose Galison Cole TopLobsta Layne Tyler (Janke)
Mentioned
Reed Coverdale Jose Galisson Fat Dave Smith Josh Miss Nick Fuentes Ashton Birdie Dickie Walnuts Michael Malice Elizabeth James Gentleman Ryan Thompson Joni Dude Scott Horton Jason Burmess Alex Hatch Jeff Dice Jermaine Vincent Duke Chastain David Gleason and 79 more
Ep 39 - One-Hand Body Count w⧸ Ashton Birdie Ep 41 - My Neck, My Back w⧸ Tyler Janke

Episode Stats


Length

1 hour and 56 minutes

Words per minute

210.3

Word count

24,412

Sentence count

2,458

Harmful content

Misogyny

124

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Toxicity

875

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Hate speech

127

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Summary

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On this week's episode, the boys are joined by the OG squad, King Nick, to talk about the early days of Dickie Walnuts and his early days in the music business. The boys also talk about how they met and fell in love with Dickie, and what it was like to be in a relationship with him.

Transcript

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00:00:53.160 What?
00:00:53.640 What's up, retards? 1.00
00:00:55.000 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12. 1.00
00:00:57.580 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret. 1.00
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00:01:01.900 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?
00:01:04.800 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes. 0.97
00:01:06.920 But then now, now.
00:01:09.220 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it. 0.95
00:01:13.800 White women must be stopped. 1.00
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00:01:23.540 Your ass-to-penis ratio. 1.00
00:01:26.140 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck. 1.00
00:01:28.580 You said n***er. 1.00
00:01:29.540 Oh, Jesus. 0.98
00:01:30.820 Whee! 1.00
00:01:32.480 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00
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00:01:39.540 We got the OG squad in the house, myself, Clint Russell, Fat Dave Smith, Big Toad, Jose
00:01:51.580 Galisson, and the legend, King Nick, is back.
00:01:54.540 What's going on, brothers?
00:01:55.940 Is this legit the OG?
00:01:59.240 Because I don't remember who was in the first episode.
00:02:00.680 I know Reed, I might not have been until the second episode.
00:02:02.400 No, Reed wasn't there until a little while later.
00:02:04.460 So the first episode was...
00:02:05.720 Plus cap.
00:02:06.820 Plus cap, yeah.
00:02:07.940 That's right.
00:02:08.360 I want to start this off by criticizing the fact that the intro is not big enough, so
00:02:15.380 like you could see the margins of the screen in the background, so you should probably
00:02:20.820 get on that, you guys.
00:02:21.840 I'm just going to criticize and not offer any help.
00:02:24.980 Yeah, man.
00:02:25.500 Dickie Walnuts is known for lacking in quality with these videos.
00:02:28.580 Yeah, we talked to JVP, the John Page music guy at the thing, and he had said... 0.95
00:02:33.700 I guess he was getting ready to work on some shit before Dickie dropped it, so he had 0.71
00:02:37.420 talked... 0.99
00:02:37.700 We were talking, maybe he'll coordinate with Dickie to have the same vibe, but have a little
00:02:41.920 bit more of a professional veneer about it.
00:02:45.120 Well, originally the intro was on...
00:02:46.120 Dickie made it on his phone, by the way.
00:02:48.440 Like, he literally... 0.98
00:02:49.120 Like, he was on his phone fucking scanning through clips and then put it all together 0.98
00:02:53.620 on some free app, so... 0.97
00:02:55.440 Yeah, but the John V. Page intro, like, I was the one that was holding that up, because
00:02:59.720 I was supposed to throw down my rap to it, and I still haven't done that yet.
00:03:03.160 He's a dude who's done, I think, Pete's show and a few other big guys.
00:03:07.300 Like, I can't remember all the people.
00:03:08.460 I know Pete's a big one he's done, I believe.
00:03:10.400 Mine.
00:03:11.520 Yours?
00:03:11.860 Okay.
00:03:12.200 He did, Pete.
00:03:13.580 All right.
00:03:14.840 Dickie was also drunk while doing that.
00:03:17.000 We know Dickie.
00:03:18.960 Dickie's never not drunk.
00:03:20.120 Well, he's sober now.
00:03:21.940 You know, notable.
00:03:23.100 He's sober now, he said.
00:03:24.440 He had a wild weekend, which we all did.
00:03:29.280 I just imagine Dickie is a boring human being now, that he's not drunk 24-7. 0.99
00:03:34.740 He's just so fucking dry. 0.99
00:03:36.140 Can we start by talking about how many times Dickie kissed me? 0.99
00:03:38.660 Good Lord.
00:03:39.600 Me too.
00:03:40.580 He got me too.
00:03:41.540 And he actually went for a kiss on the cheek, and I turned and made him get me on the lips 0.93
00:03:45.080 to make it extra gay. 0.90
00:03:46.140 And that actually happened.
00:03:47.280 Somebody had it on video.
00:03:48.240 I think it was Alex took it on video.
00:03:50.120 With Dickie's phone.
00:03:51.820 I just had a bunch of people kiss my head, so that was the thing that was going on.
00:03:57.560 Kiss the bald head, man.
00:03:59.120 So for those that aren't massive nerds and don't know what we're talking about, Tom Woods 0.92
00:04:03.120 2000.
00:04:03.580 Tom Woods is like the OG podcaster guy, big libertarian author, all that.
00:04:07.220 And he had his 2000th podcast episode.
00:04:10.520 And my God, we walk into this auditorium, there's 2,500 people there.
00:04:15.540 You got Eric July, and Malice, and everyone.
00:04:20.460 Scott Horton.
00:04:21.320 Literally everybody except Dave Smith.
00:04:26.440 Well, I was kind of hoping Bob Murphy would be there, too.
00:04:29.100 I know he wasn't at 1,000.
00:04:30.480 I was hoping he was going to be at 2,000.
00:04:32.460 Yeah, I thought Bob might be Tom's surprise guest, because leading up to the event, because
00:04:37.940 Tom had talked to me at the first of the receptions, he had basically led me to believe that it
00:04:43.440 was somebody that would definitely be recognized, that they had to sneak around and hide.
00:04:48.120 But then at that point, because I was knowing who was going to be there, and knowing that
00:04:51.260 Dave Smith was definitely not going to be there, I was like, it has to be Bob Murphy or
00:04:54.880 Scott Horton, because it's going to be somebody that everybody's going to know who they are.
00:04:58.460 And then I knew it was Scott Horton before it happened. 0.99
00:05:01.460 Imagine if Dave just busted down the door and said, it was all a fucking ruse. 0.98
00:05:07.200 I knew Scott was there from people who were hanging out with him at Renegade University. 0.98
00:05:13.000 Yeah, that's true. 0.99
00:05:13.680 Or Renegade, whatever the fuck. 0.98
00:05:14.660 Not Renegade University, but that thing they did at Buck's house in Texas. 0.99
00:05:18.300 Dude, Scott goes a little bit fucking ruse. 0.99
00:05:19.240 Where they teach you how to be a child molester or some shit? 0.99
00:05:21.380 I don't know nothing about that. 0.99
00:05:22.900 They're like, yeah, you can come on, you're over 18, but we'll let you in.
00:05:26.000 It's okay.
00:05:26.880 Seriously, I did know about Scott, but it was awesome.
00:05:29.780 He was very funny.
00:05:30.580 I was really satisfied and blown away by how well, not that I didn't think Jeff Dice would 0.99
00:05:35.020 do a good job, but I was shocked at how funny that motherfucker was the whole time. 0.98
00:05:38.220 Everything he said was just hilarious. 0.98
00:05:40.380 I'm going to be straight up, I didn't watch it.
00:05:41.560 I watched probably less than five minutes the whole day.
00:05:43.480 Okay, so we can kind of say, I guess we thought about doing this chronologically, but I guess
00:05:49.800 we're just going to skip around.
00:05:50.820 Um, so me, Clint, I tried doing that the other day.
00:05:53.980 I just couldn't, I couldn't keep the timeline in order. 0.92
00:05:56.500 I was fucking up.
00:05:57.360 So don't even, I wouldn't even bother, honestly. 0.96
00:05:59.320 No.
00:05:59.760 So me, Clint, Jose, and then everyone that was with us besides Toad, because I think me,
00:06:06.800 Clint and Toad and Ashton and my wife and Liberty Thought, like all these people were, and then
00:06:13.920 we all left except for Toad.
00:06:15.980 And he stayed there, watched the whole thing.
00:06:17.340 I'm guessing Nick watched the whole.
00:06:18.700 No, you didn't.
00:06:19.700 No, you came out too.
00:06:20.860 No, I didn't watch the whole.
00:06:22.260 I'll tell you what I did watch.
00:06:23.720 I'm just proving that I'm the most autistic, man. 0.53
00:06:25.680 That's how it is.
00:06:27.260 I watched the beginning where Jeff, you know, roasted everybody.
00:06:31.200 And then I watched where Tom talked and then Tom brought out Scott.
00:06:34.540 And then after Tom, I don't remember.
00:06:38.140 I think Jeff brought up Angela.
00:06:39.760 And whenever they brought up Angela and they did that super cringe nurse thing, I like bounced
00:06:44.300 out of there.
00:06:45.280 But at first, at first, what I did was I just told, because I was sitting with Joni and Emo
00:06:50.780 Hoppian, who's in the chat.
00:06:52.140 Shout out my boy, Emo Hoppian.
00:06:53.580 Hell yeah.
00:06:54.440 Do you want to say real quick, Joni, it was nice seeing you again as well.
00:06:57.400 It was always a pleasure.
00:06:58.120 Oh, yeah. 0.99
00:06:58.540 Joni, she's a fucking sweetheart. 1.00
00:06:59.920 Oh, yeah. 0.99
00:07:00.180 And Leighton was saying that he was with me.
00:07:01.960 He was sitting, yeah, with me for a while, kind of off to the side.
00:07:04.580 And actually, like Tom and like Doc Dixon and some of the other people who were actually
00:07:08.000 in the thing were like sitting kind of right near us, too.
00:07:10.300 And Lynn Albrecht as well.
00:07:12.040 That's pretty cool.
00:07:12.880 It's kind of cool.
00:07:13.760 So whenever they did the thing with the nurses, I like, I just was like, I just told Joni,
00:07:18.560 I don't want to go get another drink.
00:07:19.840 I was like, OK, this is a good time to go get another drink.
00:07:22.040 So I asked Joni and Emo if they wanted drinks.
00:07:24.900 And I went to the bathroom and went and get some drinks.
00:07:26.560 And then after I got drinks, I saw, I think, Jose out there.
00:07:31.600 And then you were like, Josh is out there.
00:07:33.200 So I went and brought Joni and Emo their drinks.
00:07:36.300 And I ran back outside to meet Josh.
00:07:37.740 And I literally ran.
00:07:38.840 We ran into each other's arms.
00:07:40.300 It was funny. 0.87
00:07:42.060 Very homosexual. 0.99
00:07:42.980 Dude, shout out to Jermaine Vincent for the $20 super chat. 0.50
00:07:46.260 But, dude, meeting Jermaine was pretty awesome. 0.99
00:07:49.220 Jermaine is an awesome fucking dude. 0.99
00:07:51.700 Yeah, Jermaine is fucking amazing. 0.99
00:07:53.120 Love Jermaine. 0.99
00:07:54.140 Dude, that's the best fucking time. 0.99
00:07:54.860 Give us more money. 0.99
00:07:55.300 I'll say nice things about you. 0.97
00:07:56.200 Dude, it was the best fucking time just meeting all these people that we fucking have been talking to and talking and, like, interacting with for literally months now. 0.95
00:08:05.860 Almost a year. 0.98
00:08:07.220 And, like, just actually meeting them and hanging out in real life.
00:08:09.580 Like, the day, let's see.
00:08:11.540 Yeah, it's on Saturday.
00:08:13.040 We hung out with a bunch of the Swamp Creature podcast people.
00:08:16.780 So Duke Chastain, who's in there. 0.96
00:08:20.420 Fuck, who is the – I can't remember who all the other people in there. 0.99
00:08:23.480 I just remember Duke. 0.99
00:08:24.020 There's, like, five of them, dude.
00:08:25.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:08:25.540 Yeah, it was like – it's like ours.
00:08:27.160 I'll tell you, they have – so there's Duke, Tim.
00:08:30.580 Tim was – yeah, Tim was there.
00:08:31.620 Rob, Mitch, and Richie were all there.
00:08:34.840 The only one that wasn't there that I know for sure was Mara, who's the youngest of the crack cast, I believe.
00:08:40.640 And, dude, we were all hanging out.
00:08:42.380 We were all hanging out in the hot tub.
00:08:44.180 The only one I got a picture with was Richie, unfortunately.
00:08:46.640 Yeah, same here.
00:08:47.580 I didn't get a picture with anyone else either.
00:08:49.080 Yeah, I got one with Duke because we had, like, matching shirts on the night of the event, which, of course, everybody did the Tom troll, and everybody decided to wear – or not everybody, but a lot of people decided to wear Hawaiian shirts because of Tom bashing them on Twitter.
00:09:04.140 Leave With Me Alone feels left out, apparently.
00:09:06.160 Yeah, no, Leave With Me Alone was also there.
00:09:08.040 He was awesome to me because we had been talking – he was, like, really early Tower Gang, and then he got booted off of Twitter.
00:09:13.920 And then he came up to me, like, on Friday night.
00:09:18.200 Yeah, and he was like, dude, I'm Leave With Me Alone. 0.90
00:09:20.320 I'm like, holy shit, dude, it's nice to see you. 0.54
00:09:22.160 And he was just like – 1.00
00:09:23.940 And he's actually a sexy motherfucker. 1.00
00:09:26.420 He looks like something like – 0.99
00:09:26.880 Yeah, dude, he was good-looking. 0.99
00:09:28.280 I was like, god damn. 0.93
00:09:29.100 Dude, I think he was in the original, like, podcast group chat as well because we have the Tower Gang group chat, which is, like, all the – like, the gang, the giant gang, you know, and then we have our fucking, like, one where we do for coordination for episodes and stuff. 0.98
00:09:41.860 And, like, he was in that one because I think we initially – he was going to be one of the dudes on there because I think he was in college or some shit and was getting ready to – like, when he was done, he was going to hop on.
00:09:50.080 Very smart guy. 0.81
00:09:51.080 I know that too.
00:09:51.880 Yeah, it was really, really cool seeing him. 0.99
00:09:53.820 Like, because it was – I mean, the shit was months ago. 0.96
00:09:56.420 He got – he, like, just kind of disappeared so long ago. 0.98
00:09:59.680 I think when I was still on my first account, which I got –
00:10:02.340 Yeah, it was.
00:10:03.400 But, like, he disappeared, like, five, six months ago, maybe five or so. 0.98
00:10:08.120 But I was like, holy shit, that's crazy. 0.77
00:10:10.180 It was so good to see that guy. 0.98
00:10:11.700 And he's back on Twitter now.
00:10:13.760 Don't worry. 0.99
00:10:14.380 We will get to, like, all the shit we did, but we are going to – we have to shout out everybody because we've met so many fucking people. 0.98
00:10:20.500 I see Ashton is spying on Clint right now. 0.99
00:10:23.860 Dude, you never sit with a window behind you.
00:10:26.060 That's just dangerous.
00:10:27.100 Dude, she's Ashton Birdie, right? 0.99
00:10:31.460 So she's just going to fly into the window or some shit. 1.00
00:10:34.580 That's her preferred suicide method. 1.00
00:10:36.880 Oh, Jesus. 0.94
00:10:40.500 I was just going to say she's stalking you.
00:10:43.020 What do you do is bungee jump from the top into a window? 1.00
00:10:46.380 Holy shit. 0.99
00:10:47.200 Drywall O, thank you, man. 0.99
00:10:48.800 Again.
00:10:49.260 You want to say anything?
00:10:50.080 I mean –
00:10:52.080 You got to be weird.
00:10:53.560 Just set us money. 1.00
00:10:54.180 Don't say shit. 1.00
00:10:54.880 It's cool. 1.00
00:10:56.560 No, but yeah.
00:10:57.380 Kevin Hobby's favorite person.
00:10:59.160 Oh, Jesus.
00:11:00.160 Ooh.
00:11:00.600 Jesus.
00:11:01.420 This is apparently –
00:11:02.380 Don't get mad at me.
00:11:03.460 Don't get mad at anybody else.
00:11:04.480 I said it.
00:11:04.940 All right?
00:11:05.160 This window's not made out of drywall. 1.00
00:11:08.300 Apparently, this is the episode where we just suck all the dicks. 1.00
00:11:10.960 I don't have problems with offensive shit, but at least make it funny. 1.00
00:11:14.480 Because, like, me and Toga had an argument with some dude about whether you should ever say the N-word. 0.99
00:11:17.600 I don't think I've ever said the N-word on the show.
00:11:20.380 And it's not that I have something against it.
00:11:22.020 It's just rarely ever funny.
00:11:23.700 I'm going to be straight up.
00:11:24.760 So, like, if I'm in a situation where I feel like it will be funny, I have used the N-word before in, you know, personal talks and stuff or in the group chats. 0.96
00:11:32.700 But, like, I generally don't unless it's funny.
00:11:35.000 And so, with shock value, make it funny.
00:11:37.420 Just do better.
00:11:39.160 I'll try to make it funny and shock value, okay?
00:11:42.340 Yeah.
00:11:43.500 But, yeah, what's up, Anthony?
00:11:45.160 This is the Anthony was hanging out with us shirtless in the pool in the hot tub.
00:11:50.700 Did anyone get a whiff of him?
00:11:52.520 He was too short.
00:11:53.560 Maybe Jose would have been the better one to ask.
00:11:55.400 I was too slammered, man.
00:11:57.580 I don't know.
00:11:58.120 I mean, I did get a picture with him.
00:11:59.900 I didn't really talk to him, so anyone asked. 1.00
00:12:01.620 I literally – he clearly was trying to get away from our group of drunk idiots. 1.00
00:12:06.460 Yes, he was. 0.98
00:12:07.360 And, like, I kind of – I approached him real quick, and it was, like, a mix of, like, giving him a chance to kind of slip away from the crowd plus get my chance to get a picture.
00:12:16.060 And I was like, hey, man, I can tell you clearly I want to get away.
00:12:19.380 I'd be silly if I didn't get a picture, you know, because I'm doing the podcast series on your book.
00:12:24.020 Just, you know, whatever.
00:12:24.760 I'll leave you alone.
00:12:25.240 We don't have to talk.
00:12:25.780 I'll just get a picture, and I'll let you go.
00:12:27.060 And I really appreciate it.
00:12:27.920 And he's like, okay, yeah.
00:12:28.520 And we took a picture, and that was it.
00:12:30.120 So, yeah.
00:12:30.540 Malice – I have the most Malice story possible. 1.00
00:12:33.880 Ashton's, like, chatting him up for minutes and minutes, and I walk over, and she turns, and she goes, oh, this is Clint from Liberty Lockdown.
00:12:39.980 He has got a great podcast that you should go on. 0.98
00:12:41.680 And I was like, no, bitch, you did not just do that. 1.00
00:12:43.780 Oh, God. 0.99
00:12:44.200 You did not just introduce me as a podcaster to Michael Malice.
00:12:47.200 And Michael Malice looks at her.
00:12:48.600 Michael Malice looks at her, and he goes, you shouldn't do that.
00:12:51.300 And I was like, you shouldn't do that.
00:12:52.880 Yeah.
00:12:53.100 And then Malice and I kind of bonded over the fact that we were both, like, chastising her for the terrible introduction.
00:12:58.960 And I was like, all right.
00:13:00.120 And then he's like, I don't know what I'm going on.
00:13:01.900 And I run inside, and I look at it, and he's like – I'm like, intermission's not on yet.
00:13:05.740 And he was like, okay, thank you.
00:13:06.780 So I served my role, and I feel like I salvaged that interaction.
00:13:11.520 You missed a part of that story where I was right behind you, and I came up, and I said, you don't want to go on his podcast.
00:13:17.820 He's a libertarian.
00:13:19.120 And then I just walked away because I heard her say to Malice, and I was just like, don't go to the podcast.
00:13:25.880 I was so petrified.
00:13:26.120 I didn't even remember that, but thank you for –
00:13:28.440 Did Michael at no point during that interaction say that Ashton must be stopped, though?
00:13:33.160 Because it seems like that would be something he would say.
00:13:35.420 I'll tell you something.
00:13:36.940 So for one, whenever I met Michael, I shook his hand.
00:13:40.100 I said, hey, I'm Nick Ashley.
00:13:41.260 I said, white women must be stopped. 1.00
00:13:42.640 I said, that's me. 0.98
00:13:43.380 So I pointed in his face. 1.00
00:13:44.620 I said, stop saying it. 1.00
00:13:46.460 And I don't know if he could tell if I was joking or not, but I immediately was like, I'm just fucking with you, man. 0.99
00:13:50.320 Really good to meet you. 0.97
00:13:51.100 I'm a big fan.
00:13:52.280 And he's like, yeah, you almost got blocked.
00:13:53.880 And I was like, oh, because I had replied to him the other day.
00:13:56.780 You're really beating that into the ground.
00:13:58.440 So he was like, you almost got blocked.
00:13:59.920 And I said, yeah, that's okay.
00:14:01.080 I wouldn't take it personal.
00:14:02.040 He's like, yeah, I don't block people I know.
00:14:03.940 I'm not going to do it.
00:14:04.680 And then so later, you know, we chatted for a second.
00:14:08.400 We got him emo hoppy and went grab his anarchist handbook out of the car and came back and got it.
00:14:13.320 Got it signed by him, which is really cool.
00:14:15.380 Dude, I was so mad I didn't bring mine because I have like mine I'm doing my show for. 0.80
00:14:18.500 I have notes, all sorts of shit through it. 0.74
00:14:19.980 So it would have been like so much cooler to have him. 0.96
00:14:21.520 But, you know, whatever. 0.99
00:14:22.380 I fucked up the next day. 1.00
00:14:23.980 He also fucked over lobster, too. 0.99
00:14:26.240 How did I do that? 0.99
00:14:27.960 Oh, yeah.
00:14:28.420 I was supposed to bring him a comic book.
00:14:29.680 Because for those who know, he he's a big Invincible fan.
00:14:32.620 His big like the artist of the Invincible comic book series is like a huge he's a huge fan of. 0.97
00:14:38.000 It's like his inspiration for doing his art and shit.
00:14:41.960 And I got I literally went to a comic con where that guy was at was got my favorite volume signed by him. 0.85
00:14:47.280 And I intended on giving it to top.
00:14:48.960 And then I also got my favorite panel in the in that comic signed so that like, I'll pull that out of the comic that way, like from now, from from now and forever, we'll have a piece of each other.
00:14:58.520 You know, I mean, no homo. 1.00
00:15:00.020 But I do want to say real quick.
00:15:01.780 Thanks, Michael, for the thick comment.
00:15:03.740 I, I really I try to like say that not a lot, a lot like when I when I like I'm kind of a bigger guy.
00:15:09.760 I don't mean fat.
00:15:10.580 And I like it's not even be conceited.
00:15:12.140 It's just it's annoying when people meet me in person. 1.00
00:15:14.040 And they're like, holy shit, you are big. 0.98
00:15:15.960 Yeah, it's not because I was trying to be conceited. 0.99
00:15:18.280 I just it's it's trying to mitigate that.
00:15:20.580 It's not really it's not challenge to stack on muscle when you're like for one.
00:15:24.820 Yes.
00:15:26.480 Jose is like a dwarf, like legitimately like that is what he looks like. 0.96
00:15:31.040 Jose is like a French bulldog and I'm like a greyhound. 0.89
00:15:33.940 I'm like a gorilla.
00:15:36.100 And also the laugh isn't fake.
00:15:39.040 The laugh isn't fake.
00:15:39.960 Like we were we were chilling outside after the show and you would just hear his laugh just in the background. 0.99
00:15:45.420 And it was the funniest shit ever. 0.99
00:15:47.220 Just hearing him crack up laughing. 0.99
00:15:49.140 It's even more pronounced, I think, in real life.
00:15:51.780 Oh, yeah.
00:15:52.980 Yeah.
00:15:53.240 No, nothing about to be fake.
00:15:55.080 So Toad, I said that you were you were less retarded in real life, but I didn't mean it. 1.00
00:15:59.640 Am I equally retarded or more retarded? 0.87
00:16:02.360 Dude, did anyone notice Reed's head is way bigger than I thought it'd be? 0.99
00:16:07.200 Reed's got a noggin on him, dude.
00:16:09.180 Reed's got a noggin on him.
00:16:10.060 I was surprised.
00:16:12.320 I don't mean to I don't mean this to be rude, but I was surprised.
00:16:16.220 Reed was a little bit more like autistic than I thought he would be.
00:16:19.360 And we'll address this more whenever he's going to get on.
00:16:22.400 If he shows up.
00:16:23.280 But I love Reed. 0.98
00:16:24.080 He's such a fucking sweetheart online and in person. 0.98
00:16:26.940 Whenever like I would just look and watch him and he would just be wandering around in like circles with this empty look on his face. 1.00
00:16:33.040 I was like, this motherfucker like stoned or hammered. 1.00
00:16:35.940 But no, he was just that's just him. 1.00
00:16:37.760 That's just Reed.
00:16:38.480 He actually can't smoke.
00:16:39.660 But it really was great to meet the guy for real.
00:16:41.860 Dude, because he operates heavy machinery, he does not smoke the weed.
00:16:45.800 So he doesn't lose his job or whatever, which meant he could not partake in the Scott Horton smoking circle either, which was my favorite part of the entire event.
00:16:54.640 That was amazing. 1.00
00:16:55.700 Just like what a fucking nerd. 0.99
00:16:57.420 Four in the morning, basically, like 15 people are just sitting on the sidewalk with Scott, like listening to him break down the Bill Kristol debate and some of the stuff from the event and foreign policy. 1.00
00:17:08.060 And he's just passing a doobie around.
00:17:10.000 I'm like, man, I'm not going to pass on this opportunity.
00:17:12.460 I rarely smoke, but I did both nights at this thing.
00:17:14.960 And it was with Scott Horton the second night.
00:17:17.320 It was nice seeing you as well, Ben, by the way.
00:17:19.680 That was the recurring theme for me in this.
00:17:22.560 There were so many people I want to spend more time with.
00:17:24.700 There was a couple people I messaged, like, hey, if I didn't spend more time with you, I'm sorry, don't take that as anything.
00:17:29.400 There were so many people that I have deep histories online with that I want to spend time with, but it was so hard to split it all up amongst everybody.
00:17:36.800 Yeah, there was just not enough time, especially when I spent four hours watching the entire event and not hang out with people.
00:17:41.540 Yeah, that's why I literally was like, I'm not going to watch this.
00:17:44.780 I was like, I can watch this anytime I want to.
00:17:47.440 I cannot get back time that I'm going to spend with the homies. 1.00
00:17:50.500 And so, like, we left.
00:17:51.840 I left right at the Magic when the Magic guy came up.
00:17:55.260 I was out.
00:17:56.540 And then I was out there, and I was just going to go take a piss.
00:18:00.520 And I walked out, and I see our whole group out there.
00:18:03.420 It was so funny because it was like our group was the only ones not watching this thing. 0.92
00:18:07.720 And so, and I was like, oh, shit, okay, I'm just staying out here for the rest of the night. 0.99
00:18:10.420 This is hard evidence that our shit is more fun than the event even. 0.99
00:18:14.020 Because I was having a thousand times better time hanging with you guys than when I was inside watching it. 0.99
00:18:19.720 And I'm just being totally legit about it. 0.91
00:18:21.400 And the thing, the really fucked part was all I was waiting was for Eric July to go do his talk. 0.89
00:18:27.340 And it turns out he's going to run dad jokes with Tom Woods. 0.96
00:18:30.500 I was so disappointed.
00:18:31.420 That's what they did in the first one, too.
00:18:32.860 Yeah.
00:18:33.320 I enjoyed that.
00:18:34.560 Eric was the emcee for that one.
00:18:36.820 That hurt my feelings, man.
00:18:37.720 For the first, for the one thing.
00:18:39.220 Yeah, I remember you were out there, and you were like, because I said, when are we going to go outside?
00:18:43.480 Because I want to go and just like chill outside.
00:18:45.180 And you're like, no, I've got to wait until Eric July goes up.
00:18:47.060 I'm going to go wait.
00:18:47.720 And he kept saying, I'm going to wait, I'm going to wait.
00:18:49.940 And then I go in, and it's dad jokes.
00:18:51.420 I was like, I shouldn't have waited.
00:18:52.860 So it was pretty funny.
00:18:53.800 It was funny.
00:18:54.860 It was one of the better parts of the event.
00:18:56.760 I mean, I still kind of like the whole thing.
00:18:59.040 I mean, it's all just. 0.99
00:19:00.780 This is what I was talking about, saying that you're more retarded than I expected. 1.00
00:19:03.900 The fact that you sat through the entire two-plus-hour talk instead of hanging out with us. 0.99
00:19:07.400 After we all left.
00:19:08.260 You could rewatch it later and have the same exact effect.
00:19:11.420 Like, that's the thing.
00:19:12.500 Dude, I was so pissed that we, so Cole and I, we had the VIP bracelets because we were in the elite of the elite reception or whatever.
00:19:20.760 So we could have gotten in the first row.
00:19:22.320 And Cole's like, no, I'm going to hang out with the homies. 1.00
00:19:24.800 So we went over to the left side, and you couldn't see shit. 0.98
00:19:27.700 And then not only that, but on top of that, you had this, you know, the entire Clint harem of women was there. 1.00
00:19:33.340 And they were all fighting each other.
00:19:35.480 It was like two broads. 1.00
00:19:36.780 It's like, what the fuck is happening? 1.00
00:19:38.560 You're like, yes, white women clearly must be stopping. 1.00
00:19:40.840 They're like ruining the Tom Woods event. 1.00
00:19:42.900 If you keep saying that, I'm going to smack the shit out of you even harder next time. 0.99
00:19:46.620 Why don't you leg it? 0.99
00:19:47.620 Why don't you leg it?
00:19:48.940 Why don't I leg it?
00:19:50.420 It's accurate here, at least.
00:19:51.560 It's 100% true.
00:19:53.900 No, I'm just tired of other people saying it.
00:19:56.120 I'm just tired of Toad saying it because I don't like Toad.
00:19:58.240 I'm just kidding.
00:20:00.140 You say it too much, though.
00:20:01.420 You do say it too much.
00:20:02.160 No, dude.
00:20:02.880 It was so funny.
00:20:03.900 So, like, we go in there and I was 100% ready to watch the whole thing. 0.93
00:20:08.760 I didn't realize it was going to be fucking four hours long. 0.89
00:20:11.960 But the funny part was, is that, so Dickie was sitting with us and Dickie had a bottle of tequila. 0.98
00:20:17.260 Slow down real quick. 0.99
00:20:18.060 Who the fuck is Anthony Giovanni? 0.99
00:20:20.080 He's been like spurging in the chat. 0.99
00:20:22.900 I mean, there's so much chat going on.
00:20:24.500 I think that was in reference to the chat I just had up.
00:20:27.240 That's actually a pretty good comment.
00:20:28.900 Earlier, he said Nick Fuentes is a 23-year-old version that peaked in high school.
00:20:33.500 I always put it up.
00:20:34.180 It's pretty funny.
00:20:34.940 Before that, he said it's about time to stand up and neutralize corrupt politicians. 1.00
00:20:39.940 Who the fuck is this guy? 1.00
00:20:42.200 I dig it. 1.00
00:20:42.720 Keep the energy coming. 0.99
00:20:44.080 And why do you keep saying random shit, Anthony? 0.99
00:20:47.700 Yeah, I'll bring it up. 0.99
00:20:48.480 Just put, like, a dollar super chat.
00:20:50.100 I mean, I want to put the stuff up.
00:20:51.640 I'm still thinking about the fact that Clint basically just said that,
00:20:54.500 we are more entertaining than Tom Woods.
00:20:57.640 Dude, I'm telling you the truth.
00:20:58.920 Like, I felt like the party was us.
00:21:02.480 Like, wherever we were at, that's where the party was.
00:21:04.720 So, you know, no disrespect to Tom.
00:21:06.900 I'm sure the presentation was great. 0.99
00:21:08.820 I missed half of it, so I can't even really talk shit. 0.97
00:21:10.660 But I'm just telling you, wherever we were at, that was where the party was. 0.98
00:21:13.740 I had a time of my life.
00:21:15.200 Well, like I said, it was – go ahead.
00:21:17.360 I put out a tweet after it that was like,
00:21:19.600 as evidenced by the Tom Woods 2000,
00:21:21.420 that the Libertarian podcast community is the equivalent of the guy
00:21:25.220 who shows up to the work party already lit.
00:21:30.060 It was 100% because – so, it was sitting in our row, like I said,
00:21:36.200 was Toad and Ashton and Clint and my wife.
00:21:39.780 And Dickie was there.
00:21:40.960 And Dickie was sitting, like, right beside me.
00:21:42.900 Dickie had a full bottle of tequila that he –
00:21:45.420 that he would not stop putting in the air and, like, drinking straight from the bottle.
00:21:54.520 And he was also screaming –
00:21:56.060 He got passed around a lot.
00:21:56.420 He was also screaming Italian epithets.
00:21:59.320 He was just like,
00:22:00.020 And then he would throw the bottle in my face and be like, 1.00
00:22:06.000 Clint, take a fucking shot. 1.00
00:22:07.560 And I go, no, bro, I'm good. 1.00
00:22:09.440 And then he'd go, all right, faggot. 1.00
00:22:10.960 And then he would take a shot and then literally 15 seconds later, same thing. 1.00
00:22:16.060 And that happened for 20 minutes straight.
00:22:18.020 And by the time we left, he was so blacked out.
00:22:19.980 I was like, God knows what's going to happen.
00:22:21.500 Dude, that little 90-pound red-haired chick ended up getting that. 1.00
00:22:24.540 And she was literally just taking a cup full.
00:22:26.220 I'm not going to lie.
00:22:26.920 I was legit scared.
00:22:27.700 I made a multiple passive-aggressive comments being like,
00:22:30.140 Hey, I don't know if I should be drinking straight-up liquor 1.00
00:22:33.000 while you're this fucked already. 1.00
00:22:35.500 That's gunpowder and vanilla. 1.00
00:22:36.820 Shout out to her.
00:22:37.840 She was –
00:22:38.640 Dude, she was –
00:22:40.360 I loved her.
00:22:41.460 She was so sweet.
00:22:42.980 And like –
00:22:44.200 So we went up to –
00:22:46.100 I went up to get a drink at the bar.
00:22:48.180 And she comes up with me and she says,
00:22:49.660 I want this.
00:22:50.300 And the guy cut her off.
00:22:52.140 And she got so pissed at him.
00:22:54.420 She got so pissed at him.
00:22:56.120 She was just like, no, I want a drink. 1.00
00:22:58.840 Fuck you. 1.00
00:23:00.660 By the way, some morbidly obese pedo-looking dude was trying to jack her. 1.00
00:23:05.340 And I was very nervous. 0.99
00:23:06.320 Dude, that was insane.
00:23:07.200 That is what he gets grabbed and go real quick.
00:23:09.120 Dude, that was insane.
00:23:09.940 I mean, we were like a group of us sort of like babysitting her at the poolside bar there
00:23:14.620 like towards the end of the night.
00:23:15.880 And yeah, I was like legit concerned.
00:23:17.980 I was like, we have to keep her away from this.
00:23:20.040 I don't know who that guy was.
00:23:20.940 Why didn't y'all go say something to the guy?
00:23:23.280 Because I didn't know.
00:23:24.360 I didn't know if he knew her.
00:23:26.040 Yeah, I wasn't sure if he knew her or not.
00:23:28.600 But that was like –
00:23:29.060 Trust me, Nick.
00:23:29.740 I was watching it like a hawk. 0.99
00:23:31.600 I was going to fucking wreck that kid if he came up. 0.99
00:23:33.380 Yeah. 0.99
00:23:34.200 I was going to try, but he also outweighed me like by three times. 1.00
00:23:37.720 So like this dude was fat as fuck. 1.00
00:23:39.820 Okay. 1.00
00:23:40.140 The other thing that she would do –
00:23:41.600 So for some reason, she was very handsy and she would come up to me.
00:23:45.820 But she would also –
00:23:46.600 So she kept saying she would come up –
00:23:50.060 The first time she met me, she was like, oh, you're Fat Dave.
00:23:52.060 And I said, yeah.
00:23:52.620 And she was like, I'm so glad you're real and not a parody.
00:23:55.880 And I was just like, what did you think I was?
00:23:59.540 And she was just like, I thought you were a parody and I'm so glad you're real.
00:24:02.840 So she gave me a hug and she did this multiple times and she would scratch – 1.00
00:24:06.660 She had really long fingernails and scratch my back enough to where I have like an almost scar on my back right now. 1.00
00:24:13.120 It was literally every time.
00:24:14.220 And then she would just be like, yeah, I'm a sadist masochist.
00:24:17.500 And I'm just like, okay.
00:24:19.640 And I was just –
00:24:20.840 It was all night, dude.
00:24:22.180 I don't know what happened to Jose.
00:24:23.260 But when they were like leaving at the end of the night, like after the Scott Horton thing, after we all got up, she like hugged me and she said something.
00:24:29.820 She said something like, DM me if you want to have a gun battle. 0.99
00:24:33.360 I'm like, what?
00:24:36.240 I feel a shift in the gravitational pull.
00:24:39.360 Reed Coverdale's head has entered the building.
00:24:43.300 It's true.
00:24:44.080 I do have a seven and three quarter size head.
00:24:47.020 So it's not the largest, but close.
00:24:49.440 I got a seven and a half, which makes you slightly bigger than me in more ways than one.
00:24:53.120 Well, wait a minute.
00:24:55.100 Clint being between Reed's head and Fat Dave's body, though.
00:24:58.680 I don't know how he's not being split apart or something.
00:25:01.960 Dude, I'm not going to lie.
00:25:03.000 When I saw Reed's head, I was like immediately like it ran through my head of like, oh, it's a known thing in Hollywood.
00:25:08.020 Some of the more successful people are ones with big heads, so they do well on camera. 0.99
00:25:11.980 I was like, is this a secret to success, having like a fucking, you know, Down syndrome head? 0.99
00:25:15.780 Like, what is this? 0.99
00:25:19.880 I mean, it works, whatever.
00:25:21.560 I'm part Swedish.
00:25:22.600 That's where it comes from.
00:25:23.480 The Swedes have the large heads.
00:25:26.020 I never knew that was a thing.
00:25:27.320 Well, I'm also Swedish, so that checks out, actually.
00:25:31.060 Well, you have a tiny little head, Toad. 0.72
00:25:33.820 No, I don't.
00:25:34.900 Nick, you got proportionate to his body.
00:25:36.860 Like, you know, maybe comparatively, it's about the same.
00:25:39.460 That's true.
00:25:39.940 Toad is a small guy in general.
00:25:41.480 Dude, Cole is way more thicker than we thought it was.
00:25:45.140 Let me tell you that.
00:25:46.360 Yeah, I'm pretty thick.
00:25:47.840 Yeah, dude. 1.00
00:25:48.380 I was like, yo, grab a station to pull up in this motherfucker. 1.00
00:25:50.700 Big old chunky ass I wanted to get my face in, you know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:25:56.200 I'm thick, man. 1.00
00:25:57.920 You are thick.
00:25:58.620 You are like thick, thick.
00:25:59.560 Snickers thick.
00:26:00.320 Anyways, there is a big event in Texas.
00:26:02.640 Someone just chatted and asked.
00:26:04.040 Yeah, cancel culture.
00:26:05.340 I would actually recommend going to Skinks Fest South. 1.00
00:26:10.940 Skinks Fest South. 0.53
00:26:11.580 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:26:12.120 Ten days from now.
00:26:13.280 It's really tough to get tickets.
00:26:14.680 Oh, really?
00:26:14.860 But that would be the spot for you.
00:26:17.620 Yeah, and of course, Shoulderburg, I think, will be coming up again in May.
00:26:21.500 So that's like the big Texas thing as well.
00:26:26.260 Jermaine Vincent says, my favorite parts of Tom Woods 2000 was included hearing Jose's laugh in the wild.
00:26:33.780 Yes, that's true.
00:26:34.640 And seeing how droopy Fat Dave's eyelids get after a beer.
00:26:38.240 I think that was after many beers.
00:26:40.020 Yeah, one thing.
00:26:41.700 I didn't have any beer.
00:26:42.680 I only had mixed drinks all night. 0.99
00:26:45.060 So straight alcohol and fucking taking fat rips from Jose's – what is this? 0.99
00:26:53.880 Mary Jane. 0.99
00:26:54.980 Oh, I thought we were talking about the Friday night because we met Jermaine Friday night.
00:27:00.260 Oh, that's true too.
00:27:01.120 I also was also very, very hammered Friday night too.
00:27:04.400 I was sitting there.
00:27:05.220 So that was a really cool thing.
00:27:06.780 So on Friday, I met Reed and Toad because they came in, and we decided to go to dinner first.
00:27:12.800 So we like – there was a whole ordeal that we went through.
00:27:18.480 First, I picked them up from a gay bar. 1.00
00:27:20.380 Legitimately, it was a gay bar, which is correct, guys, right? 1.00
00:27:24.640 Yeah, you were at a gay bar.
00:27:25.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:26.940 Gay bars are fun. 1.00
00:27:28.240 I'm not even going to be like fucking around. 1.00
00:27:29.540 They are a fun place. 0.98
00:27:30.520 Wait, I haven't been drinking yet.
00:27:31.660 What gay bar were we at? 1.00
00:27:33.380 I'm fucking with you. 1.00
00:27:34.720 God damn it. 1.00
00:27:35.600 I mean, there's nothing to fuck around about. 1.00
00:27:37.160 They are a fun time. 1.00
00:27:38.460 If you want to feel like the bell of the ball, go to a gay bar. 1.00
00:27:41.580 How much of a night do you remember now? 0.94
00:27:43.700 Is it like all wiped or what?
00:27:46.680 Me?
00:27:47.380 Yeah.
00:27:47.840 Do you still remember any of it?
00:27:49.020 I remember everything up until like leaving the pool area basically.
00:27:56.460 Yeah, so I did order the 9-11 cocktail, and at that point I was already a lot of shots in because –
00:28:01.380 So unfortunately, my four-month sobriety ended with one night of drinking where basically what happened was when Reed, Fat Dave, Fat Dave's wife and I were out having trouble trying to get food anywhere.
00:28:13.500 And we first got to –
00:28:14.140 This is the only thing I want to –
00:28:15.020 Do you want to talk about it?
00:28:16.560 Because I'm just going to complain here. 0.99
00:28:18.140 We went to a fucking Asian restaurant because we just wanted – we wanted hibachi. 0.98
00:28:23.880 So we go and I go up there, and it was just us four and then like one other dude, like another couple or something like that, came up and put in our reservation to eat. 0.99
00:28:33.260 And I said, I just want hibachi.
00:28:34.460 We want to sit at the hibachi table.
00:28:36.020 And they were like, fine, we'll get it ready.
00:28:38.260 And so we're like, okay, it's fine.
00:28:39.360 So we go back.
00:28:40.100 We just start talking.
00:28:40.960 We didn't really care about how long it takes because we were just chilling out talking.
00:28:44.440 And like 20 minutes later, we come back, and I'm like, hey, dude, it's been like 20 minutes.
00:28:49.640 Two other like groups of people come in and gotten seated.
00:28:52.900 And he's like, okay, five minutes.
00:28:54.140 I'm like, all right, fine.
00:28:55.240 I come back.
00:28:55.580 The dude that took – your name was gone actually at that point.
00:28:58.860 Yeah, he like left.
00:29:01.100 And then like 10 minutes after that, I go back up, and it's a different lady. 0.92
00:29:04.680 And I was just like, hey, multiple groups have come in now.
00:29:08.900 I put – I've been here for 30 minutes, 35 minutes.
00:29:11.780 She was like, it'll be another 30 minutes. 1.00
00:29:14.320 And I said, nah, fuck that. 1.00
00:29:16.200 We're leaving. 1.00
00:29:17.340 And then we just walk out the door.
00:29:18.960 I flip them off. 0.90
00:29:20.160 I was so fucking pissed at all of this. 0.97
00:29:22.400 So we go to a Cajun restaurant. 0.98
00:29:24.760 Immediately upon entering the restaurant, this Asian man runs up to us, pours four Crown Royal shots, and hands it to all of us, and then looks at Toad and says, drink.
00:29:36.900 And Toad's like, I don't drink.
00:29:39.000 And he said, drink.
00:29:40.060 And then we're all like, well, I guess we have to drink this.
00:29:42.640 And so we all did a shot of whiskey before we even sat down.
00:29:47.820 Yeah, but the other thing was this was so weird because I did not think that that dude worked there.
00:29:52.720 Like he was behind the bar, came out.
00:29:54.800 There was no hostess. 0.90
00:29:56.400 He greets us by just handing us shots and not even saying anything.
00:29:59.860 I don't think they were telling us to drink.
00:30:01.340 Then he walks out the door.
00:30:02.660 He walks away.
00:30:03.600 He walks out the door, and we were seated.
00:30:05.980 So we just sat there after taking a drink, and then someone else comes and sits us down.
00:30:10.620 And then midway through our food coming, he comes by again, pours another four shots of Crown Royal.
00:30:18.540 He did that at least twice, yeah.
00:30:20.020 He did it, and then makes us all drink.
00:30:22.260 And then to pay our bill, we have to go up to the bar.
00:30:24.700 And a different guy just sitting down goes, hey, if you're at the bar, you have to do shots.
00:30:28.780 Some Mexican dude.
00:30:29.600 Nobody at this place was actually Cajun.
00:30:31.800 They were Asian and Mexican.
00:30:34.220 Cajun.
00:30:34.860 He gets behind the bar.
00:30:35.900 That's an Asian Cajun.
00:30:37.880 He gets behind the bar.
00:30:38.740 I do want to say real quick about this.
00:30:41.480 I do think it's a good sign that you were able to drink and then not be an issue after that, and you didn't really the rest of the weekend.
00:30:47.040 So that's good.
00:30:47.840 I didn't at all after that, yeah.
00:30:50.420 Relapse is part of recovery, and prolapsed anus is part of dating recovery.
00:30:56.640 Thank you, Meredith.
00:30:58.220 But, yeah.
00:30:58.740 I was super – I'm just going to – I just want to say real quick, Toad, tremendously disappointed you for falling off the wagon, not because you did it, but because you did it the day before I arrived.
00:31:08.440 Makes me curious.
00:31:09.760 Makes me so sad that you didn't save your debauchery for when I was there. 0.99
00:31:12.960 That's not true because you were fucking there. 0.99
00:31:15.260 You were in town. 0.99
00:31:16.480 You just didn't come hang out with us.
00:31:17.740 I was, but I was an hour away with three women. 1.00
00:31:19.280 What do you do?
00:31:19.880 Do you actually – you know?
00:31:21.840 You come see drunk me and hang out with drunk me at the poolside where, as you mentioned, I ordered a 9-11 cocktail.
00:31:27.920 I literally did that.
00:31:28.980 I went up to the bar, and I was like, I'm going to get a 9-11 cocktail.
00:31:31.520 And the bartender was this, like, older dude.
00:31:33.260 He was like, what is that?
00:31:34.460 And I told him it's a Manhattan with two kamikazes, and he just cracked up laughing. 1.00
00:31:38.180 And then one of the dudes from the Swamp Creatures, I think, him, was that his name?
00:31:44.100 I don't remember him.
00:31:44.860 One of those dudes was, like, just started – he was like, did you just order a 9-11 cocktail?
00:31:49.140 I'm like, yes.
00:31:49.940 Yes, I did.
00:31:51.140 Dude, there were a, like, surprisingly high number of Ryan Dawson fans there.
00:31:56.300 It was crazy.
00:31:57.160 Yes.
00:31:57.620 There was one moment.
00:31:58.440 I don't know if Ryan would appreciate it because it was kind of gay, and he doesn't really go with that type of stuff. 1.00
00:32:02.380 But there were, like, 15 of us in a hot tub, and we were all, like, just talking about Ryan Dawson.
00:32:07.900 I was like, I wonder what you can do in this moment right now.
00:32:10.560 There was a surprising amount of all of our fans.
00:32:14.140 It was very weird whenever we came up on Friday.
00:32:17.280 Like, we were walking – so, we got a message from Alex Hatch.
00:32:20.340 It was awesome meeting her, and, like, she was super nice the whole time.
00:32:24.120 And she said, hey, come to the hotel bar.
00:32:26.820 Tom Woods is here. 1.00
00:32:28.240 I was like, oh, shit. 0.99
00:32:29.080 It's going to be us, Alex Hatch, and Tom Woods. 0.99
00:32:32.340 That's going to be pretty awesome.
00:32:33.060 That's what I thought, too.
00:32:33.700 And we get there.
00:32:35.640 It is literally 50 people and more, probably 100 people standing outside by this bar, and we're just like, oh, just everybody's here.
00:32:44.760 And Tom was actually gone.
00:32:47.040 Gone by that time.
00:32:48.200 And then we hear, like, oh, Tower Gang is here, which is awesome to hear.
00:32:52.880 And then, like, met Pete Quinones at that time.
00:32:55.240 He called out Toad, and then he called out me, and then called out Reed.
00:32:58.480 It was really weird.
00:33:00.800 I mean, this is – I mean, Clint and Rita, I guess I've gotten this, and Nick has gotten a little bit, too, of, like, people recognizing you and asking you to take pictures with them, which is super weird.
00:33:10.580 And I was not ready for that.
00:33:12.140 Yeah, you don't know what to make of it, huh?
00:33:13.440 Yeah.
00:33:13.840 Yeah, it's just like, yeah, okay, I will.
00:33:15.960 But, I mean – and then somebody asked me – I think her name was Lainey.
00:33:19.680 She does something.
00:33:22.660 She does marketing. 0.94
00:33:24.140 I met her the day that I left.
00:33:25.540 She was hanging out with us a little bit before I left, but I hadn't met her until then.
00:33:28.800 She does marketing for, like, the LP, and she was just like, I'm totally wasted.
00:33:33.080 And she's just, like, basically asking what's my inspiration for my Twitter account.
00:33:37.860 And I'm, like, just gone.
00:33:40.120 I'm, like, really going to ask me that now?
00:33:42.340 You're like Dave Smith at a buffet line, obviously.
00:33:44.460 What do you mean?
00:33:45.740 The best thing was when Autumn said that you were real and not a parody or whatever.
00:33:51.140 Yeah, I still don't understand that.
00:33:54.160 Dude, with the fans thing, though, the weirdest – I feel like – like, I hung out with Reed probably a good portion of the night, like, probably most of the night.
00:34:01.120 And, like, the weirdest part is obviously Reed is a much larger platform than I do.
00:34:05.260 So it was, like, me just hanging out with Reed, just me and him, like, obviously it was, like, people were coming up, like, oh, my God, it's Reed.
00:34:10.700 And, like, don't get me wrong, I got some, like, oh, hey, it's you, Jose, and people, like, talking to me.
00:34:15.760 But it was, like, far more of the Reed thing. 0.97
00:34:18.220 And I'm next to him, so there's that weird, like – and then half the time they're – I can't tell if they're looking at me like, who the fuck is this guy with Reed?
00:34:24.860 And then, like, but then they're, like – but then you can't tell.
00:34:26.880 You have to, like, read them or, like, do they know who I am?
00:34:29.040 I'm, like – because you're, like, it's just very awkward.
00:34:30.900 And it's not that I want them to know who I am or even really care.
00:34:33.400 It's just, like, what do I do here?
00:34:35.520 Yeah, I mean, I got some of that, too, but it was, like, yeah, I mean –
00:34:39.880 Reed got noticed by Jeff Dice.
00:34:42.700 That was the – Reed was, like –
00:34:44.140 I didn't even know he knew who I was, but I'm, like, walking down the hallway, and Jeff just sees me, and he beelines right toward me.
00:34:51.520 And he says, Reed, cover that?
00:34:52.660 I was, like, yeah.
00:34:54.160 And we shook hands, and he's, like, you know, I appreciate that you're the same person in real life that you are online, and we don't see that enough anymore.
00:35:02.380 And I was, like, oh, cool.
00:35:04.340 And I said, do you want to come on my show?
00:35:05.960 And he was, like, yeah, I follow you on Twitter, right?
00:35:08.040 And I said, I don't think you do.
00:35:09.800 And so then he was, like, oh, yeah.
00:35:11.400 Well, I just see you on some stuff.
00:35:12.740 I thought I did.
00:35:13.260 And then he just followed me.
00:35:14.460 And he's, like, you don't, like, call the Mises Institute Nazis or anything, do you?
00:35:18.700 And I said, no, but I get called a Nazi all the time.
00:35:21.280 And he was, like, oh, okay, perfect.
00:35:22.520 We're great.
00:35:23.600 So he doesn't really know you, then, is what you're saying.
00:35:26.200 You can get far as a corny grifter with nothing interesting to say.
00:35:29.260 I talked to Jeff, and he was, like, do I know you from somewhere?
00:35:33.300 And I'm, like, do you watch the Tower Game podcast?
00:35:35.720 He's, like, no.
00:35:36.760 I'm, like, okay.
00:35:37.840 There's a shocker right there.
00:35:40.100 My favorite clout moment was meeting Eric July.
00:35:44.240 And I was just, like, I've been scheduling with Eric for months to try and get him on the show.
00:35:48.920 He finally emailed back saying that he would confirm or that he was down and that we would set a date eventually.
00:35:53.740 So I met him, and I was, like, hey, man, you know, I'm Clint.
00:35:57.060 I've been trying to get you on my show for a while.
00:35:59.080 Huge fan, blah, blah.
00:35:59.920 And he cuts me off, and he goes, Clint Russell, Liberty Lockdown. 0.99
00:36:02.140 And I was, like, motherfucker, this guy knows me. 0.99
00:36:04.000 That's so cool. 0.99
00:36:05.040 And that was, like, that to me was the biggest moment of, like, validation because I look up to that guy so much.
00:36:10.200 So that was thrilling.
00:36:11.120 Dude, I love Eric.
00:36:11.700 God bless you, Eric.
00:36:12.500 Yeah, Eric was one of the coolest dudes there.
00:36:14.500 I was also going to say, by the way, the coolest guy there is just, like, instant vibe.
00:36:19.120 He's my people, I can tell.
00:36:20.300 Yeah, I only got to meet him, like, after the show.
00:36:22.500 I was, like, I have to, like, talk to Eric at least.
00:36:24.400 And luckily he was still there.
00:36:25.480 So I got a picture with him.
00:36:26.880 My phone was dead.
00:36:27.700 I don't know who took the picture, and I haven't seen it since.
00:36:30.060 But I talked to him, and he actually, he kind of knew, he knows, like, what Tower Gang is.
00:36:34.200 And he mentioned the Sell us your bathwater shoe tower. 0.99
00:36:37.420 He said that shit was funny. 1.00
00:36:40.160 I was, like, fuck yeah. 1.00
00:36:41.540 So that's really an honor to meet that guy because, as mostly y'all probably know, backwards, his band is the reason I'm, like, a libertarian. 0.98
00:36:48.740 I know.
00:36:48.980 So cool.
00:36:49.500 When I got to meet him, like, we were sitting there.
00:36:51.660 It was me, James Gentleman, and Reed.
00:36:53.340 I think you were with us at that point, Reed.
00:36:55.800 Shout out to James, too.
00:36:57.020 Me and him was awesome.
00:36:57.620 Yeah, James Gentleman was a great dude.
00:36:59.540 But we, and it was me, Joni, Reed, and James and his partner sitting there just at a couch, like, with, you know,
00:37:05.020 like, you know, hotel lobbies have the couches and chairs and shit with little tables in front of them.
00:37:08.560 We were just sitting there waiting for the events to start happening.
00:37:11.400 And Eric just walks by, and I'm like, yo, Eric, you have a second?
00:37:13.860 He's like, yeah, what's up, man?
00:37:14.740 And I just told him, like, you know, I got to tell him that he's responsible for me.
00:37:18.880 So that was, like, an honor.
00:37:20.720 You know, we didn't get a picture then because he was clearly on the way to the elite event thing.
00:37:24.060 But later on, we wound up getting a picture because he was hanging out outside in the hallway outside of the main thing happening.
00:37:30.780 So that was really awesome.
00:37:32.340 I love the transition from Dave's wife and Liberty Thought and, like, Ashton, the whole harem, as it was described, like, at each other's throats.
00:37:46.040 And then 10 minutes later, I'm sitting in this circle smoking weed with, like, a bunch of autists watching Scott Horton just lay out, like, global policy. 0.75
00:37:56.480 You know, it was such a weird...
00:37:58.460 Dude, I've been such a politician all night.
00:38:01.020 I had all of those women coming to me and venting to me, and I would have to be like, I have nothing to say in the matter because anything I say will be taken out of context and used against me. 0.58
00:38:10.700 You seem cool, but, like, I don't want any part of your problems.
00:38:14.500 Well, that was the one good thing about my phone being dead, is that, like, Ashton couldn't be hitting me up for a reason.
00:38:22.180 Are we going to talk about it?
00:38:24.380 Everyone who says Twitter is not a real place, I call bullshit because in that moment I was sitting next to Jose, and I saw Sarah screaming something, and then Ashton, and then, you know, like, all this stuff going on.
00:38:35.900 And Jose is just there like... 0.93
00:38:37.500 I was like, you know, Twitter's a real place.
00:38:42.220 This is exactly what happened.
00:38:43.480 Oh, my God.
00:38:43.980 I legit...
00:38:44.900 I am that same person in real life.
00:38:46.180 People don't...
00:38:46.540 Like, Cole can admit to this.
00:38:48.680 Like, I remember we were at the bar or the pool later, and, like, Liberty thought, like, was, like, freaking out, and I would just laugh at her and be like, should I do this?
00:38:56.720 I'm like, yes. 0.98
00:38:57.380 Like, I literally said yes, screaming her and shit. 0.99
00:38:59.720 Like, I have no shame. 1.00
00:39:00.700 Like, I don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:39:01.500 Like, I was honest as fuck. 1.00
00:39:03.020 Like, the little redhead chick, I was like, you were way too drunk. 1.00
00:39:05.120 You need to stop.
00:39:05.780 Like, dead serious.
00:39:06.380 Like, I don't know.
00:39:07.160 I don't really, like...
00:39:07.780 I'm very blunt.
00:39:08.780 I'm not mean.
00:39:09.420 I'm just straight to the point and blunt and honest.
00:39:12.600 You're a little mean, but I like it.
00:39:14.500 Yeah.
00:39:14.720 Okay.
00:39:14.980 I'm gonna lay out the story because this is just...
00:39:17.240 It's really funny to me now.
00:39:18.820 Okay.
00:39:19.020 So, before we go into this, my wife has apologized to Ashton, and they have made up.
00:39:23.900 So, everything that I tell you now, like, has been reconciled.
00:39:29.040 It's all good.
00:39:30.020 I can't believe this happened, man.
00:39:31.460 Get your bro in line, Cole.
00:39:33.700 Okay.
00:39:34.080 So, like, this is at the...
00:39:37.520 So, we're already...
00:39:38.920 Tom Woods' event is already done.
00:39:40.420 Like, it's...
00:39:40.820 So, we're outside just chilling outside by the pool.
00:39:44.140 I'm already, like, hammered.
00:39:46.480 I've already been smoking weed.
00:39:48.820 I'm on my second cigar.
00:39:50.940 And so...
00:39:52.060 And I see, like, it was...
00:39:53.700 Around the table was, like, me, I think Jose, Toad, and Duke Chastain, and Elizabeth.
00:39:59.780 We were all talking.
00:40:00.820 And then I look over, and I see Reed and Clint.
00:40:03.120 And I don't know who else you were sitting with.
00:40:05.800 Ashton came over.
00:40:06.700 Ashton was there.
00:40:07.120 I know Ashton was there.
00:40:08.000 But there was some other...
00:40:08.680 I think Autumn was there, too.
00:40:09.460 Like, everybody that we're talking about was there.
00:40:11.100 And I was just like, oh, I want to go hang out with Clint and Reed.
00:40:13.900 And so, I go over there, and I'm hanging out, whatever.
00:40:16.240 And then, from what Duke has told me, like, Elizabeth was all fine.
00:40:20.860 And then she saw me over there.
00:40:22.980 And she was like, oh, no.
00:40:25.120 And then she, like... 0.99
00:40:26.700 So, Ashton gets up and leaves.
00:40:29.340 And then my wife comes and sits down where Ashton was sitting at. 1.00
00:40:33.600 And I was just like, oh, no.
00:40:35.400 This is not going to go good.
00:40:37.620 And so, when Ashton comes in, Elizabeth says something like, oh, were you sitting here?
00:40:44.040 My bad.
00:40:44.940 And I was like, oh, good God.
00:40:47.880 It got way more aggressive than that.
00:40:49.920 But I'll add wherever you end off.
00:40:53.380 This is why I don't bring my wife places. 1.00
00:40:55.120 Yeah.
00:40:56.240 My wife was also hammered. 0.99
00:40:59.140 Like, gone.
00:40:59.800 So, yeah, she was absolutely gone.
00:41:03.520 And they had already been yipping at each other all night.
00:41:06.800 So, it was not...
00:41:07.860 So, Ashton sits down on my lap.
00:41:11.400 And Elizabeth looks across the table.
00:41:13.100 And she goes, like, some to the effect of... 0.94
00:41:15.800 What did she say?
00:41:18.040 I like...
00:41:18.480 He just had to throw in that little subtle brag.
00:41:21.400 She sat on my lap, like...
00:41:22.880 Well, yeah.
00:41:23.380 I'm just... 0.97
00:41:23.800 It's important to hit my balls for a minute. 0.96
00:41:26.420 I'm painting a picture. 0.97
00:41:27.900 He's being very descriptive, okay?
00:41:30.700 This is...
00:41:31.060 Are you going to do the hand gestures that were made?
00:41:33.440 Or is that too...
00:41:34.200 No, no.
00:41:34.820 I am literally painting a picture here.
00:41:36.880 So, Elizabeth looks at her and goes, I know you hate me.
00:41:40.460 And that's okay. 0.78
00:41:41.020 Because I hate you, too. 0.99
00:41:42.400 And Eshton just goes, I don't even know you. 0.74
00:41:44.760 I don't have any feelings towards you at all. 0.98
00:41:47.580 And Elizabeth is just, like, fucking furious. 1.00
00:41:50.920 I thought they were, like... 0.99
00:41:51.800 I thought they were going to go to blows.
00:41:53.100 But somehow it disperses from there.
00:41:55.600 Well, and at this point, like, I start... 0.96
00:41:58.600 It's a pretty big dick energy, though. 0.83
00:42:00.140 What other people have told me... 0.94
00:42:01.680 What other people told me...
00:42:02.440 I knew I had, like...
00:42:03.560 I, like, put my hands in my hand.
00:42:06.120 And I said...
00:42:06.820 I plugged my ears.
00:42:09.160 He's not exaggerating. 1.00
00:42:10.080 He had his fucking fingers in his ears. 0.99
00:42:11.820 I was, like, doing this. 1.00
00:42:13.160 And then someone else said I kept, like, tossing my phone on...
00:42:15.880 I would, like, look at my phone.
00:42:17.180 And then I would toss it back on the table.
00:42:18.980 Then I'd pick it up again.
00:42:19.840 I'd toss it back on the table.
00:42:20.980 And at one point, I just started yelling, stop.
00:42:25.000 Baby, stop it! 1.00
00:42:26.320 Yeah, he just goes, stop.
00:42:29.100 Please stop.
00:42:32.000 Hey, real quick. 0.99
00:42:33.560 Fat Dave, Cole, what the fuck is behind you? 0.99
00:42:36.560 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:42:37.260 So I wish...
00:42:37.980 I wish Top would get in here. 0.99
00:42:39.820 So my wife, who is perfect and never does anything wrong... 0.54
00:42:43.520 I get home.
00:42:45.020 We get literally home straight, like, from yesterday.
00:42:48.280 And she goes, hey, I had this for you.
00:42:50.920 And I got this.
00:42:51.720 And this is... 0.99
00:42:52.880 Fucking Top made this for us. 0.98
00:42:55.180 Which is all five of us, minus Clint. 0.99
00:42:57.600 Because...
00:42:57.920 No, not minus Clint.
00:42:58.580 Minus Nick. 0.98
00:43:00.120 Because Nick is a little more part of us because he's a traitor. 0.96
00:43:04.260 Made this flag for me to put... 0.99
00:43:06.280 So it's not just a fucking blank wall behind me. 0.98
00:43:08.900 So it's fucking awesome. 0.99
00:43:10.120 Who's worse, me for being a traitor? 0.98
00:43:12.280 Or you for having me back on the show after I've traded you?
00:43:15.800 I'm sorry that we love you, Judas.
00:43:17.360 Still you.
00:43:17.960 Okay?
00:43:18.660 Cole now has a flag with all of us shirtless on us.
00:43:21.060 Jesus still loved Judas, even if he betrayed him.
00:43:23.480 That's how great he was, okay?
00:43:24.900 I'm not a traitor.
00:43:27.280 You're not.
00:43:27.900 You're not. 1.00
00:43:28.160 I'm just fucking with you, man. 1.00
00:43:30.300 Why don't you tell the people why you left us? 1.00
00:43:34.360 Because I think all of you...
00:43:35.180 Did we already do this?
00:43:35.760 I think we already did this on the show.
00:43:37.060 I didn't do this on the...
00:43:38.320 Well, yeah, I did this a little bit.
00:43:39.360 You did.
00:43:39.800 He came on.
00:43:40.280 It was like an after-hours type thing.
00:43:41.920 We were a little drunk and it was...
00:43:42.960 We came...
00:43:43.420 Yeah, I came on after.
00:43:44.240 I was.
00:43:44.640 I just like... 0.98
00:43:46.020 You see how y'all just talked about dumb women drama for the past three and a half minutes? 0.98
00:43:51.420 That's why. 0.97
00:43:52.880 You don't like that? 0.99
00:43:53.520 You don't like dumb women drama? 1.00
00:43:54.820 It was dumb women drama. 1.00
00:43:56.200 I agree. 1.00
00:43:56.860 Yeah.
00:43:56.980 Also, by the way, Ashton is saying in the chat, they haven't mentioned the makeout sesh, though.
00:44:05.580 Which, yes, it also did happen.
00:44:07.880 There were a few things that weren't mentioned there, but I'm not going to tell you.
00:44:09.760 Yeah, I don't know.
00:44:10.740 I think we need to hit some super chats.
00:44:13.440 I don't think we've hit any super chats recently.
00:44:15.820 So, Meredith said, who got asked for more picks?
00:44:17.960 You or Unicorn Daddy? 0.99
00:44:18.900 I don't know what the fuck is that. 1.00
00:44:20.200 Who or Unicorn Daddy? 0.99
00:44:21.360 There's six people.
00:44:22.040 I would say Unicorn Daddy.
00:44:24.260 And it was at Reed.
00:44:25.780 No, Reed.
00:44:26.600 Okay.
00:44:27.260 Pretty sure it was Unicorn Daddy got more picks than anybody.
00:44:32.360 Elizabeth had a comment and you guys said it. 0.99
00:44:34.320 No, I fucking fat fingered that. 1.00
00:44:36.560 God damn it. 1.00
00:44:37.040 We're way back on this. 0.99
00:44:38.640 Just because Cole has us shirtless on his wall there, I was going to call him a flagget for it.
00:44:43.600 Yes.
00:44:44.160 Thank you.
00:44:44.740 Thank you, Ted.
00:44:45.540 You got that one in.
00:44:47.320 Man, we went way too long without dressing super chats.
00:44:49.440 They're way back there.
00:44:50.000 You guys keep going.
00:44:51.960 Yeah, we have to get all these.
00:44:53.240 Since you complimented me before I got on the stream,
00:44:56.500 I actually thought, I mean, no hard feelings or whatever, but I kind of thought the same thing about you.
00:45:02.820 Yeah.
00:45:03.160 We were sitting on the couch.
00:45:04.820 I'm looking over at you.
00:45:06.080 I'm like, hey, Nick, how's it going?
00:45:07.880 You're just like looking around.
00:45:09.000 You're like, oh, yeah, I'm good, man.
00:45:11.000 Wouldn't even look me in the eyes.
00:45:12.780 That's an autism thing, though.
00:45:14.480 No, I know.
00:45:15.320 I was saying he was a little more autistic than I thought he would be.
00:45:18.500 But, yeah, like whenever we got there, dude, and like before I kind of settled in, I was like – my autism was like hitting the red line.
00:45:25.480 Like that was – you probably could tell.
00:45:27.420 Like it was pretty bad.
00:45:28.820 Yeah.
00:45:29.140 Then later on, once I – like once everything started to settle and I started to like become okay with the moment, you know, then it started to get better.
00:45:36.820 But, yeah, like I –
00:45:37.820 Who is actually autistic here?
00:45:39.220 I have never been to a therapist, so I don't know if I've ever been to a therapist.
00:45:42.400 Yeah, I am.
00:45:43.340 I'm pretty sure Toad is, I got to say.
00:45:44.820 But, by the way –
00:45:45.780 I probably am.
00:45:47.320 Okay.
00:45:47.620 So I think –
00:45:48.500 By the way, you're right.
00:45:49.680 I actually – in crowds, everyone knows me.
00:45:52.860 Like that's why I hated church growing up.
00:45:54.860 Like I was – I mean I'm good one-on-one.
00:45:57.200 When I'm in crowds, I do like wander around aimlessly and bounce off the wall.
00:46:02.720 Completely valid accusation.
00:46:04.460 It's true.
00:46:05.340 Who is tickling testes? 1.00
00:46:07.360 Who are you?
00:46:07.880 You've been talking all night about – I don't know who you are, dude.
00:46:10.740 But – so on like Sunday – no, I guess it was Monday morning or like during the day, Elizabeth –
00:46:18.260 All right, I'll do the super chat.
00:46:19.380 No, I'm just kidding.
00:46:20.460 I'll get this out.
00:46:21.320 Elizabeth looked over to me. 0.99
00:46:22.360 She was like, I think Nick is actually seriously autistic because when he left our group like that morning, he was like, I'm going to go get something caffeinated and a carbonated beverage. 0.68
00:46:32.200 I didn't say – no, no, no.
00:46:33.480 That's not what I said.
00:46:34.300 I said I'm going to go get some caffeine.
00:46:37.100 Is that what it was?
00:46:37.600 She said anticarbonated beverage or carbonated refreshment.
00:46:40.980 No, I said I'm going to get something caffeinated and some water because that's what I went and did.
00:46:45.400 Okay.
00:46:46.220 I thought you said something like that.
00:46:47.980 I don't speak like that.
00:46:49.540 Don't hurt it, too.
00:46:50.820 Don't hurt it, too.
00:46:51.920 Y'all hear me speak all the time.
00:46:53.620 That's not how I talk.
00:46:54.800 When you try to deny – and this goes for anybody.
00:46:57.800 I know.
00:46:57.860 When you try to deny your own autism, it's kind of like trying to deny your own racism.
00:47:02.340 It just makes me sad.
00:47:03.480 I'm not denying the autism. 0.99
00:47:05.260 I'm just saying that's not what the fuck I said, which is the autism right here. 0.98
00:47:08.700 Like I want you to get it right. 0.97
00:47:09.780 I remember everything.
00:47:11.740 No, you don't. 1.00
00:47:12.100 I'm a fucking Rain Man. 0.98
00:47:12.980 And like me and Toad's – I don't know if I mentioned already, but me and Toad had that comment when someone was mad at us about like saying the N-word on Tower of Power Hour. 0.98
00:47:19.780 And like I legit almost immediately was like, well, I have a black friend.
00:47:24.920 You're decent.
00:47:26.020 You're both Jose.
00:47:27.100 And I agreed with Jose.
00:47:28.320 What else can I say?
00:47:29.260 I've had the same experience where Jose was just like, but I know black words who do use the hard R.
00:47:34.160 Like what are you talking about?
00:47:35.440 Yeah.
00:47:35.840 Like I've been a blue-collar worker my whole life and interacted with plenty of black people.
00:47:39.440 A lot of them use the hard R.
00:47:40.800 Like maybe not regularly, but, you know, for comedic effect, they have no issue with it.
00:47:45.300 So just saying.
00:47:47.160 Tyler Jenke said, living vicariously through all of you this weekend, where is the Tower of Power Hour 100-episode event?
00:47:53.100 I was like – I thought that was ridiculous at first, but now realizing we're only at episode 40 and at the growth we've had, if this disdains, it's not that ridiculous.
00:48:00.520 It'll have to be somewhere in Florida. 0.74
00:48:02.620 Yeah, it'll have to be in Florida.
00:48:03.540 It'll have to be after our Joe Rogan appearance and everything.
00:48:07.120 Yeah.
00:48:09.100 I mean –
00:48:09.460 Go ahead and get this one.
00:48:11.940 O'Donnell says, I think Eric hated me a couple years ago because of Porkfest.
00:48:15.160 I kept blasting Fire from the Gods.
00:48:17.380 From the Gods.
00:48:18.500 But no.
00:48:19.460 Which is the band that kicked him out.
00:48:20.360 Yeah, Fire from the Gods.
00:48:20.780 He left Fire from the Gods.
00:48:22.680 He didn't get kicked out. 1.00
00:48:23.920 He left Fire from the Gods, and they suck. 0.86
00:48:25.760 I wouldn't want you playing them either. 0.90
00:48:27.920 They're not a very good band with their new singer right now.
00:48:30.100 By the way, guys, I just want to point out, Justin O'Donnell used to never listen to podcasts, but he's watched, like, almost every single one of these episodes since he –
00:48:38.140 Hell, yeah.
00:48:38.980 Dude, yeah.
00:48:39.840 I do.
00:48:40.440 Thanks, John.
00:48:41.020 Yeah, dude. 0.98
00:48:41.480 I appreciate the super chats and shit. 0.98
00:48:42.600 Yeah, Old Fire from the Gods is hard, Emo. 1.00
00:48:44.800 Yeah, with Eric in the fucking band. 0.98
00:48:46.380 This new singer they got, they became a corporate metal band. 1.00
00:48:50.340 Hey, guys, Colin Powell's dead.
00:48:51.900 Colin Powell's dead. 0.99
00:48:52.640 He's black. 0.99
00:48:53.880 Crab rave. 0.97
00:48:54.680 Oh, we should respect him, I think.
00:48:57.980 Black Hawk Down.
00:48:58.860 I'm going to steal the joke.
00:48:59.660 That was a bigger thing.
00:49:00.900 That was such a great joke.
00:49:02.600 Black Hawk Down who said that.
00:49:03.520 Ryan.
00:49:03.760 You heard it first.
00:49:04.420 I said it first.
00:49:05.640 Wait.
00:49:06.180 I said it first.
00:49:06.820 I said it first.
00:49:07.320 It's mine.
00:49:07.640 Yeah, but since Clint said it first, should we tell the backstory about Clint with that joke?
00:49:11.760 Yeah.
00:49:12.240 Oh, please.
00:49:12.740 Please.
00:49:13.040 Yeah, but I don't – I already said it.
00:49:14.280 I didn't get it.
00:49:15.200 I didn't know it was Black Hawk Down.
00:49:15.700 I had to explain what Black Hawk Down meant with Colin Powell dying, so.
00:49:20.200 By the way, I did not get it either.
00:49:21.980 I did not get it either when I first saw it, but I didn't say it.
00:49:25.440 I just thought about it for a long – it took me a couple minutes, and I was like, oh, okay.
00:49:29.680 I get it.
00:49:30.020 They're respectful people do.
00:49:31.660 Yeah, it was a really good joke.
00:49:33.440 Really good joke.
00:49:33.920 That was Ryan Dawson.
00:49:35.880 At least he's the one who posted it. 1.00
00:49:37.260 I don't know if he was the first one to say it, but fuck that. 0.99
00:49:39.660 Yeah, that was – 1.00
00:49:40.620 That's a good one.
00:49:41.920 Yeah, I retweeted that one.
00:49:43.340 I didn't know he was actually Black.
00:49:44.820 I thought he was like – like, you know how some Italians look like that? 1.00
00:49:47.960 I didn't know what he was, but I didn't know he was Black.
00:49:50.100 I'm not joking.
00:49:50.980 He looked like that.
00:49:52.320 Like what?
00:49:53.120 Like Dan Bongino. 0.95
00:49:54.420 You ever see – Dan Bongino looks like he could be Black. 0.99
00:49:57.220 Ethnically ambiguous.
00:49:57.940 Dan Bongino's not Black? 0.69
00:49:58.540 Yeah, ethnically ambiguous.
00:49:59.740 Dan Bongino's not Black.
00:50:01.000 Well, I mean, he's Italian, so he is Black, but not Black in the sense that we kind of know.
00:50:04.960 There you go. 0.60
00:50:05.400 Yeah, Crab Rave, baby.
00:50:06.100 Crab Rave.
00:50:06.840 Okay, so Leave With Me Alone also said Tom Woods confronting the drunk guy after the show was pretty funny too.
00:50:12.240 So, because you were the only person in here that actually watched the whole show.
00:50:17.240 Did he say how classless it was for Michael to berate that guy going through a mental health crisis?
00:50:22.260 That was just –
00:50:22.980 Can you believe that so many people like Unicorn Daddy were not dressed up very nice for this very nice event?
00:50:30.580 And then he – and that Liberty Thought twerked on him? 0.99
00:50:33.540 What the fuck is this? 0.99
00:50:34.400 He's trying to waste so many conservatives. 1.00
00:50:36.500 That's –
00:50:36.760 No, I – this isn't – this is actually interesting because I would imagine based off –
00:50:41.920 I would imagine based off of Nick's critique of our talking about women earlier, he may also be one of the people that does not like Liberty Thought twerking on Unicorn Daddy.
00:50:51.780 I don't care.
00:50:53.060 You don't?
00:50:53.600 No. 1.00
00:50:54.060 I don't think he's the fuck. 0.99
00:50:55.500 This is like the most confrontational episode we've had in a long time. 0.99
00:50:58.580 No, look at him.
00:50:59.420 He just doesn't want to be swedged between them while they do it.
00:51:02.040 I was arguing with the guy who was pitching about that stuff yesterday on – or day before.
00:51:07.340 Yeah, you were.
00:51:07.920 Yeah, you did.
00:51:08.480 I was like – it's like there were two people that I saw, one of the guys who's actually a homie. 0.96
00:51:12.380 Yeah.
00:51:12.960 I don't know his handle, but his name on Twitter is Indiana Paleo.
00:51:16.720 I think it's like BK Harnish or something like that.
00:51:18.680 Yeah, yeah.
00:51:19.000 He's a good dude.
00:51:20.100 These fellows do not look electable to me.
00:51:22.260 Yeah, yeah.
00:51:22.780 He said something about these unelectable children. 0.69
00:51:25.040 And I was like, first of all, like we know damn well that Republicans participate in the most debaucherous activities up to and including pedophilia. 0.86
00:51:33.620 So like –
00:51:34.100 Don't –
00:51:35.320 CPAC is literally an origin.
00:51:36.780 Don't interrupt me. 0.99
00:51:37.320 So don't trash fucking – you've done it like four times. 0.99
00:51:40.340 You've got to not – like don't trash these people who are having a party and they're actually drinking and partying at a party. 0.99
00:51:45.860 It's not like it was some official party event, like LP event, I mean. 0.98
00:51:49.640 It was just a fucking celebration of Tom Woods. 0.99
00:51:51.920 And then this other guy was talking about – also, neither of those two people are fucking running for office. 0.99
00:51:57.600 They're not in politics. 1.00
00:51:58.320 No, and they're very – they're very open on Twitter that they like show their ass. 1.00
00:52:03.660 Like it is not – 0.99
00:52:04.660 Yeah, exactly.
00:52:04.760 It's not –
00:52:05.280 Real quick.
00:52:06.540 I'm – do you guys have the same issue where you guys' phone autocorrects a goop to spook?
00:52:12.100 I wouldn't know.
00:52:16.060 I wouldn't know.
00:52:17.780 Mine has always liked to kike, so I can never – 1.00
00:52:20.540 Fuck. 1.00
00:52:22.600 Yo. 1.00
00:52:23.200 I'm stuck in the garage. 1.00
00:52:25.200 He's in the garage with a fucking mule. 1.00
00:52:27.600 He's in a Moscow mule. 1.00
00:52:29.020 You're goddamn right it is. 0.92
00:52:30.440 Top, thank you so much, man. 0.86
00:52:32.820 Oh.
00:52:33.440 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:52:34.820 Because since Top is Mexican, I thought the Top was the mule himself. 0.99
00:52:40.480 Only in Mexico. 0.99
00:52:41.880 That's a donkey show. 0.60
00:52:44.340 What's up, guys?
00:52:45.140 I haven't been paying attention.
00:52:46.220 What are we talking about?
00:52:47.620 We're talking about how – 0.68
00:52:48.680 You know those like annoying bugs that crawl into your shins? 0.82
00:52:52.100 Remember how we used to be allowed to call them chiggers, but now we have to call them chiggers? 1.00
00:52:57.460 You can say chigger. 1.00
00:53:01.540 That's why they jump so high, right?
00:53:04.440 Oh, my God. 0.99
00:53:08.480 Dude, some of the best part was whenever I saw Top and I was just like, holy shit, it's Top Lobster. 0.97
00:53:14.160 And I like freaked out and I ran it. 0.89
00:53:15.540 He was probably one of the ones I was the most excited to meet.
00:53:18.120 Me too.
00:53:18.620 Like, I don't know what it is.
00:53:21.360 Yeah, Josh was really cool.
00:53:22.280 I met Josh when we were at Disney World and with his 18,000 kids and his –
00:53:28.280 and he was rolling in the dough that he made from everybody giving him money.
00:53:31.120 By the way, I do not think Josh is 6'3", because –
00:53:36.680 Dude, I was thinking the same thing.
00:53:38.380 He's like the same height.
00:53:39.980 He has awful posture, though.
00:53:41.180 I'm 6'3", and I'm a couple inches taller than him.
00:53:44.540 It's not his posture. 1.00
00:53:46.080 It's his ass. 1.00
00:53:47.060 Like, he has like – 1.00
00:53:48.580 No, he stands like –
00:53:49.520 If he would stand up straight, maybe he is like 6'8". 0.98
00:53:51.820 I don't fucking know. 0.96
00:53:53.760 He's like the same exact height as me. 0.98
00:53:55.560 I thought the exact same thing, Clint.
00:53:56.760 I was like –
00:53:57.140 Yeah.
00:53:57.400 I was like, oh, boy, I'm looking at you dead eyes.
00:53:59.820 When I saw the picture of Toad –
00:54:03.100 Oh, not Toad.
00:54:03.600 I'm sorry.
00:54:04.100 Of Josh and Cole, I was like –
00:54:06.100 Well, I look retarded in that picture, too. 0.83
00:54:08.340 I was like, I was like, I am –
00:54:10.780 I was like, he is nowhere near my height,
00:54:13.340 because he's always talking about how he's 6'2", 6'3".
00:54:14.940 I'm like, that's how tall I am.
00:54:16.260 And I am taller than Cole, like, by comparison.
00:54:18.600 I can tell from that picture that he wasn't as tall as he is.
00:54:21.020 Nick is the tallest of all of us.
00:54:22.640 I think he's super tall.
00:54:24.700 Uncomfortably tall.
00:54:25.960 Yeah, it's very weird.
00:54:27.560 Nick is very gangly, let's say.
00:54:30.040 Look, I've been told so many times,
00:54:32.620 after saying it numerous times,
00:54:35.080 guys, I am tall.
00:54:36.560 Don't be shocked.
00:54:37.560 I am tall. 0.99
00:54:38.640 Half of the motherfuckers I meet, like, that know who I am. 1.00
00:54:41.300 Wow, you're really tall. 1.00
00:54:42.600 Gee, I wonder why you should have been prepared.
00:54:45.020 With Josh.
00:54:46.140 Josh is like, I'm tall, I'm tall. 1.00
00:54:48.100 Clint's like, I got a big dick. 1.00
00:54:49.320 And then you meet him. 1.00
00:54:50.720 You're like, what is that? 0.99
00:54:53.620 I love the dick comment. 0.98
00:54:55.320 I mean, you know, only some of us have actually seen that. 0.97
00:54:57.700 Thank you, Reed.
00:54:58.540 Thank you, Reed.
00:54:59.080 Well, hey, Reed slept with me at Tom Woods.
00:55:02.400 That's true.
00:55:02.880 We did sleep in the same bed the last night.
00:55:04.840 When Jose met Nick,
00:55:07.440 I think that...
00:55:08.820 Sorry.
00:55:10.100 I held the joke back so long now,
00:55:12.480 I can't even get through it without laughing.
00:55:13.860 Do it.
00:55:14.320 They ran into each other the same way
00:55:16.000 Nick ran into Josh to me,
00:55:17.400 but instead,
00:55:18.240 Jose ended up deep-throating him.
00:55:19.580 It was just... 0.99
00:55:20.240 Dick to the face. 0.98
00:55:24.740 Dude, do you all see that photo? 0.98
00:55:26.420 I don't know who it was.
00:55:27.180 Was it Josh?
00:55:27.940 Or no, no.
00:55:28.440 It was someone.
00:55:28.860 Someone got, like, a photo from an angle,
00:55:31.060 upwards,
00:55:31.620 with one of the tall people.
00:55:33.120 So me being short, 0.94
00:55:34.180 it made me look even fucking shorter. 0.96
00:55:36.040 So I looked like four foot two. 0.96
00:55:37.200 Oh, yeah, no.
00:55:37.720 It's me and Josh.
00:55:39.020 Like, you're from the pack, 1.00
00:55:40.020 and you look like a little fucking leprechaun. 1.00
00:55:43.540 Cole, if I ever had a picture taken of me 1.00
00:55:45.840 that made me look as retarded as you did with Josh, 1.00
00:55:48.360 I'd kill myself. 1.00
00:55:49.380 Dude, it was so bad. 0.99
00:55:51.720 No, no, no, no.
00:55:52.440 So it's so good.
00:55:53.460 So it's so good, sir, Cole.
00:55:56.420 There you go.
00:55:57.120 I got it on, too.
00:56:02.080 I got the special Tom Woods shirt, bro.
00:56:04.560 This is awesome. 0.68
00:56:05.920 I'll say why I look retarded, 0.97
00:56:08.620 but were you able to give him the shirt?
00:56:11.800 Was I able to give him the shirt?
00:56:13.540 Yeah.
00:56:13.900 Yeah, yeah.
00:56:14.520 I got him when we were in the overflow part,
00:56:18.400 and there was people lined up,
00:56:19.720 and then he was ready to go,
00:56:21.120 and people were still kind of...
00:56:22.200 And I just jumped in.
00:56:23.020 I was like, yo, that's for you.
00:56:24.780 And then he talks to me for, like, two minutes,
00:56:26.280 and then I was like, all right,
00:56:26.900 I don't want to take your time.
00:56:28.040 So I got it to him.
00:56:29.020 He liked it.
00:56:29.720 Okay, good.
00:56:29.940 I was really worried about that, actually,
00:56:31.920 that you would get it to him.
00:56:34.360 But, okay, so...
00:56:34.920 I think people were surprised
00:56:36.200 that you and I actually don't hate each other
00:56:38.060 because all of our interactions on Twitter are like... 0.97
00:56:41.060 Very shitty. 0.67
00:56:43.260 Oh, buddy! 0.99
00:56:45.000 Ryan hates him, not you.
00:56:46.980 Well, no, Ryan actually does hate him
00:56:48.540 because, you know, Ryan's, you know,
00:56:50.180 seven and a half feet tall or whatever, so...
00:56:52.680 Oh, I think you're going to say Ryan's racist.
00:56:54.440 I heard he was really short, Ryan.
00:56:57.880 He's like 5'6 or 5'4 or something, right?
00:57:00.680 Yeah, I was going to say, 0.95
00:57:01.920 Ryan's racist.
00:57:02.180 That's why I moved to Japan, I think, so... 0.98
00:57:04.180 Ryan's racist. 0.87
00:57:05.460 He's going against the Jews, so... 0.99
00:57:07.540 So, Cole, tell us why you looked retarded and weren't. 0.98
00:57:10.840 Dude, real quick, 0.79
00:57:12.080 I love how any time a woman enters a chat, 0.99
00:57:14.440 they say hi to everyone,
00:57:15.580 like they're obligated or something.
00:57:17.060 Oh, hi, Sally!
00:57:18.040 Hi, how are you?
00:57:19.900 Hi, Alex.
00:57:20.440 Did they all leave the chat
00:57:22.420 and go to the bathroom simultaneously, too? 0.97
00:57:27.560 Okay, so I looked retarded 0.99
00:57:28.960 because I was literally trying to make myself taller,
00:57:32.360 and so by doing that, I, like...
00:57:33.680 I don't know, I guess I, like, pulled back some, 0.99
00:57:36.060 and it just made me look like a fucking double chin. 0.99
00:57:39.560 It looked like I was, like, his retarded, like, child 1.00
00:57:44.440 that he brought to Disney World for the first time.
00:57:46.880 I stand by my comment.
00:57:49.440 Hashtag make a wish, or I added a wish.
00:57:50.800 Yeah, it was 100% a make a wish is what it looked like.
00:57:54.120 It looked like a kid that was going to drop dead
00:57:56.780 of Down syndrome in, like, 10 days.
00:57:58.740 Drop dead of Down syndrome?
00:58:00.740 Yeah, that's how severe it was, Nick.
00:58:04.200 What's also really funny is I had, like...
00:58:05.620 He doesn't have one extra chromosome. 1.00
00:58:06.560 He has, like, four of them motherfuckers. 1.00
00:58:07.980 I had, like, I also had, like, the knockoff... 1.00
00:58:10.980 I had the fucking knockoff, like, Star Wars shirt on, too. 0.79
00:58:15.620 So it wasn't even, like, from Disney. 0.98
00:58:18.040 It was just, like, bought from Walmart.
00:58:19.880 It was just, like...
00:58:20.640 Real quick, Ashton, where was the timing
00:58:22.420 when you were on Tower Power? 0.99
00:58:24.320 What the fuck? 0.99
00:58:27.420 Is that where you went, Ashton? 1.00
00:58:29.240 When you signed up, you went to take a piss?
00:58:30.660 The funniest thing from any audience
00:58:36.260 or any, like, any person who was there attending
00:58:39.420 that I got was, like...
00:58:41.300 They were saying, like,
00:58:42.940 Tower Gang changed my life. 0.96
00:58:45.200 It was ridiculous. 0.77
00:58:46.940 I mean... 0.93
00:58:47.960 I had to be spunked up on my show,
00:58:50.020 which was, like, oh, okay, whatever.
00:58:51.380 It's still funny.
00:58:52.100 But then it was, like, wait, wait.
00:58:53.400 Tower Gang changed my life?
00:58:55.360 It made them want to commit suicide.
00:58:57.220 That's what changed. 1.00
00:58:58.000 It fucking changed me the worst. 0.97
00:58:59.320 I don't know if it was the same guy. 0.99
00:59:01.520 It made me more comfortable 0.69
00:59:02.620 to say nigger in public.
00:59:05.640 It's the first thing Cole said to me 0.95
00:59:07.220 when he saw me.
00:59:07.860 I looked around and I was like,
00:59:08.580 where's Eric July?
00:59:10.460 July, July.
00:59:11.720 The only black person there
00:59:13.360 was Eric July.
00:59:15.080 I mean, literally...
00:59:16.720 Oh, no, Unicorn Daddy.
00:59:17.960 Unicorn...
00:59:18.360 Unicorn Daddy, Eric July.
00:59:20.280 No, that was George Washington.
00:59:23.120 I don't know about you guys,
00:59:24.200 but I didn't notice he was just wearing
00:59:25.740 a Speedo until, like, you know, five minutes.
00:59:27.680 It's not a Speedo.
00:59:28.540 It's some little short shorts. 1.00
00:59:30.760 It's funny how his dick kind of 1.00
00:59:32.540 poked out perfectly 1.00
00:59:33.540 out of the bottom button.
00:59:34.860 Just, like,
00:59:35.300 so he's poking right out.
00:59:37.200 Does anybody see anything ironic
00:59:38.940 that George Washington's slave
00:59:40.340 is dressing up as him?
00:59:41.620 Isn't that kind of...
00:59:42.340 Well, I was going to say
00:59:44.320 that his father actually owned slaves
00:59:46.940 and he was the product of that,
00:59:48.180 so he was actually black. 0.56
00:59:49.740 Oh, by the way, 0.85
00:59:50.800 Toad, that segues perfectly
00:59:52.460 to the joke I tweeted
00:59:53.740 when we were with Angela.
00:59:54.660 I tweeted out,
00:59:55.940 I like my slaves
00:59:57.080 the way I like my coffee.
00:59:59.080 Pause.
01:00:00.040 Free!
01:00:00.720 Ha ha ha ha!
01:00:01.580 Right.
01:00:02.760 I said whipped.
01:00:04.540 Yeah, he said whipped.
01:00:05.600 Whipped! 1.00
01:00:06.780 Somebody replied,
01:00:08.440 I like my slaves
01:00:09.540 the way Thomas Jefferson
01:00:10.780 liked his slaves.
01:00:11.960 Full of cream.
01:00:13.660 Ha ha ha!
01:00:14.660 You said that?
01:00:16.180 Some random guy.
01:00:17.580 It was so funny.
01:00:19.040 Dude, Angela was super bass, man. 1.00
01:00:21.280 She was throwing out,
01:00:22.020 like, a bunch of bangers
01:00:22.880 when I was hanging out with her.
01:00:24.060 Yeah, she was super funny.
01:00:25.720 Like, we were just chilling with her.
01:00:27.300 I didn't get to meet her.
01:00:28.500 Nick, your joke has spiraled
01:00:30.120 Ashton out of control
01:00:31.000 and she's bleeding out
01:00:31.860 in the corner of my room right now. 0.98
01:00:33.980 It's not fucking cool, guys. 0.96
01:00:35.520 I don't know what you're talking about. 0.99
01:00:36.100 Clint, women have periods. 1.00
01:00:37.280 When you joke about how...
01:00:38.480 The problem by one.
01:00:41.760 There's a nice window there.
01:00:42.980 If we don't rap here soon
01:00:45.320 and I don't rap those wounds,
01:00:46.560 we're in serious trouble.
01:00:47.080 What are you talking about?
01:00:47.840 What joke did I make?
01:00:48.800 It was Tom.
01:00:49.220 You made a joke about suicide.
01:00:50.720 Oh, it was Tom.
01:00:51.940 My bad, my bad.
01:00:52.320 It was Tom.
01:00:53.400 No, I said that.
01:00:54.440 I said watching the show 0.99
01:00:56.080 makes you want to kill yourself. 0.99
01:00:57.460 See? 0.97
01:00:57.940 What floor are you on, Clint?
01:01:01.040 I'm on the 51st floor, bro.
01:01:03.020 This is the most dangerous...
01:01:04.900 At least it'll be swift.
01:01:07.580 Clint, knowing Ashton,
01:01:09.720 you bring her to the 51st floor of a building.
01:01:11.700 I'm trying to get rid of this, Mitch.
01:01:13.620 What do you want me to do?
01:01:15.720 I heard her laugh.
01:01:16.760 I heard her laugh.
01:01:17.480 It's like,
01:01:17.880 why are you on the 51st floor? 0.99
01:01:19.180 There's a good fucking... 0.99
01:01:21.320 Oh, what's it called? 0.99
01:01:22.440 Oh, I fucked up the joke. 0.85
01:01:26.420 A fan.
01:01:27.460 A fan.
01:01:28.040 That's what I was thinking.
01:01:29.980 Man?
01:01:30.560 How do you forget? 1.00
01:01:31.580 You forget the dumbest shit. 1.00
01:01:33.220 You forgot the word. 1.00
01:01:34.000 You forgot the word.
01:01:35.080 There's one right there. 0.99
01:01:36.980 How the fuck this show is successful 0.98
01:01:38.520 is beyond me. 0.99
01:01:39.260 How did Cole make 0.99
01:01:44.260 some fucking 1.00
01:01:44.980 civil engineering school? 1.00
01:01:47.360 He's in class,
01:01:48.240 and they're like,
01:01:48.740 okay.
01:01:48.840 I'm great at math.
01:01:50.560 Well, it's in Alabama,
01:01:51.980 so...
01:01:52.460 Yes.
01:01:56.180 Reed and I talked about this.
01:01:58.020 We were looking at each other
01:01:59.420 and just talking.
01:02:00.860 I think it was in the hot tub.
01:02:01.880 And he was like...
01:02:02.920 Yeah, we were just looking
01:02:03.660 at each other.
01:02:03.940 Very deeply.
01:02:05.040 And he was just like...
01:02:05.860 We were on each other's laps as well.
01:02:07.740 And then the hot tub,
01:02:08.500 I'm not going to...
01:02:09.420 In the background, dude.
01:02:10.860 I don't feel bad about any jokes
01:02:13.140 made about suicide anymore
01:02:14.360 because I hear her having
01:02:16.060 a good time in there. 1.00
01:02:17.420 Cole, I think she's full of shit now. 1.00
01:02:19.160 By the way, 1.00
01:02:19.520 Cole, I'll tell her.
01:02:20.960 Cole, did you tell her
01:02:21.740 the joke I told you today?
01:02:23.440 Which one?
01:02:24.760 I'm not going to say it out loud
01:02:26.180 because it has to do with... 1.00
01:02:27.940 Come on, pussy. 1.00
01:02:27.960 Pussy. 1.00
01:02:28.780 I can't remember. 0.99
01:02:29.840 I'm old.
01:02:30.320 Okay, I'm not going to say it out loud
01:02:32.620 because it's a little bit...
01:02:34.100 If you are old, Clint,
01:02:35.260 do you feel weird
01:02:35.920 hanging out with us younger people?
01:02:37.720 As long as the young people 1.00
01:02:38.860 keep fucking me, 1.00
01:02:39.440 I'm cool with it. 1.00
01:02:41.680 Clint is the Archie flower
01:02:44.280 of Tower of Hens.
01:02:45.740 I'm not going to lie.
01:02:47.100 Being at the event this weekend,
01:02:50.020 I was like,
01:02:50.400 man, my wife is really crushing 1.00
01:02:52.340 my fucking pussy-getting ability here. 1.00
01:02:54.600 I'm not going to lie. 1.00
01:02:55.620 I'm like, I feel like I could get...
01:02:56.680 Podcasting somehow
01:02:58.040 has that effect magically.
01:02:59.240 But I'm like, 0.99
01:03:00.180 God damn it, 0.98
01:03:01.000 I got to be faithful. 1.00
01:03:01.900 Fuck. 1.00
01:03:03.180 Jose, that moment 1.00
01:03:04.200 when those two chicks came up 1.00
01:03:05.780 and they were like,
01:03:06.320 are you Reed covered at all?
01:03:07.740 And then they were like,
01:03:09.380 would you...
01:03:10.340 One of them was like,
01:03:11.560 really embarrassed. 1.00
01:03:12.600 Fuck me. 1.00
01:03:13.000 Would you take a picture with us? 1.00
01:03:14.120 I was like, oh, sure. 1.00
01:03:15.220 And then gave me the fuck. 1.00
01:03:16.380 That was like, 1.00
01:03:16.940 can I sit on your mustache?
01:03:20.960 At some point,
01:03:21.580 I'm still...
01:03:22.900 I'm really disappointed
01:03:23.560 that Reed's not capitalizing
01:03:24.720 more on his fame.
01:03:26.940 He's in a faithful relationship.
01:03:28.320 He's supposed to be
01:03:29.480 the naturalist capitalist,
01:03:30.700 but he's not doing it.
01:03:32.060 No.
01:03:32.920 He's supposed to be
01:03:33.620 the naturalist capitalist
01:03:34.280 and he doesn't even use condoms.
01:03:35.400 The naturalist...
01:03:36.280 I was going to say,
01:03:36.860 the naturalist capitalist
01:03:37.740 means he only raw dogs. 1.00
01:03:41.000 With this fucking... 1.00
01:03:42.100 With our experience 1.00
01:03:43.060 of being like super...
01:03:44.260 That's true.
01:03:45.900 With our experience
01:03:46.760 of being super niche
01:03:47.500 micro-celebrities
01:03:48.260 and going to these events,
01:03:49.260 you understand
01:03:50.560 while like super crazy celebrities 1.00
01:03:53.400 just put their dick 1.00
01:03:54.520 on people randomly 1.00
01:03:55.420 because they just think
01:03:56.780 everybody wants it
01:03:57.940 and they're just like,
01:03:58.840 well, I'm a celebrity
01:03:59.420 and they just stick 1.00
01:04:00.640 their dick on people. 1.00
01:04:01.280 When you're famous, 1.00
01:04:02.340 you can't...
01:04:02.780 What is it?
01:04:03.520 You can do whatever you want.
01:04:04.620 You can do whatever you want.
01:04:06.180 Yeah, I moved on her 1.00
01:04:07.320 like a bitch, you know. 1.00
01:04:08.680 I can definitely... 1.00
01:04:09.760 That's the truth to that.
01:04:10.580 We're like micro-niche
01:04:12.200 internet celebrities
01:04:13.240 and like I can't tell you
01:04:14.900 how many people are like,
01:04:15.560 oh my God, are you Jose?
01:04:16.900 I'm like, 0.99
01:04:17.340 why the fuck are you reality? 0.98
01:04:18.620 Unless you're by read 0.99
01:04:19.580 and they're just like, 0.99
01:04:20.640 who the fuck is this guy? 0.99
01:04:21.940 Yeah, so you say what I mean. 0.99
01:04:23.120 I think you're like 100 bucks 1.00
01:04:23.300 a month off this shit. 1.00
01:04:24.520 What are you talking about? 1.00
01:04:24.900 What I said on the last...
01:04:25.820 My last appearance
01:04:26.640 on the show,
01:04:27.280 I'm just like,
01:04:27.840 don't come up to me like that.
01:04:28.980 Just be a homie, right? 1.00
01:04:30.380 Yeah.
01:04:30.600 You get what I'm saying?
01:04:31.100 I appreciate it.
01:04:32.000 It makes me feel good
01:04:32.740 that I mean that to you
01:04:34.460 but just be a homie.
01:04:36.300 Like I am your...
01:04:37.520 I'm not going to say
01:04:38.180 I'm your equal.
01:04:39.060 Like I'm still your superior.
01:04:40.300 Don't get it twisted.
01:04:42.460 But like at least
01:04:43.940 I can pretend in public
01:04:45.440 like we're peers in some way.
01:04:47.420 So like I'm better than you
01:04:50.080 but I'll pretend I'm not
01:04:52.880 for the... 0.99
01:04:53.280 I'm just fucking around. 0.99
01:04:54.040 That's what I was saying 0.99
01:04:54.960 when I was like next to Reed,
01:04:56.820 I was constantly reminding him
01:04:58.040 like, listen,
01:04:58.340 I'm better than you.
01:05:01.000 Everybody keeps walking up to us
01:05:02.560 but it's like,
01:05:03.020 it's about me.
01:05:04.500 We're better than all
01:05:05.580 of our listeners
01:05:06.200 but it's top lobster.
01:05:08.700 What's the line
01:05:09.520 that you can tell a great man
01:05:11.000 by how he treats little people 0.98
01:05:12.260 or some shit like that? 0.92
01:05:13.680 Yeah. 0.98
01:05:13.920 I don't know how
01:05:14.380 do people treat you, Jose.
01:05:15.420 Yeah. 0.99
01:05:19.120 That was fucking me. 0.99
01:05:22.300 Okay. 1.00
01:05:22.740 That one made me lightheaded.
01:05:24.940 I lost all my air.
01:05:27.720 Being the tall one,
01:05:28.900 it's just fun to laugh
01:05:29.700 at short people.
01:05:30.440 I'm sorry.
01:05:31.000 There's less air up there, right?
01:05:33.420 Like I say,
01:05:34.120 like me and Reed.
01:05:34.580 You're like the same price as me, Tom.
01:05:35.580 Like an inch taller. 1.00
01:05:37.080 Me and fucking Reed 0.99
01:05:37.820 were sitting there talking 0.99
01:05:38.680 and he was just like,
01:05:40.880 what's crazy is like,
01:05:42.380 we're not any,
01:05:43.180 like the Tower Power
01:05:44.340 is just us being us
01:05:46.300 and so like when these people,
01:05:47.760 when we were hanging out
01:05:48.340 with people,
01:05:48.660 we were just being us
01:05:49.580 so it was like we were... 0.72
01:05:50.440 Did you say nigger 0.94
01:05:51.120 like a thousand times? 0.94
01:05:52.140 No. 1.00
01:05:52.340 You can't say shit. 1.00
01:05:56.120 I may have said it a lot 1.00
01:05:57.140 because I was just drunk. 1.00
01:05:57.900 If not, then you're a fucking fraud, Cole. 1.00
01:05:58.600 How about that? 1.00
01:05:59.720 No.
01:06:00.800 Cole's about it.
01:06:02.080 Yeah, I said it at the top.
01:06:03.220 I know I said it
01:06:04.200 because right when I saw it,
01:06:05.060 I said it.
01:06:05.200 I've never said that word
01:06:07.800 on a stream,
01:06:08.520 but Clint can attest
01:06:09.460 that I do say it a lot.
01:06:13.180 That's the weird thing.
01:06:14.520 On Tower Power Hour, 0.98
01:06:15.880 fucking Reed is way more chill 0.99
01:06:17.360 than he is in real life. 0.99
01:06:18.100 Yes, that's 100% true.
01:06:20.180 Everybody else amps
01:06:21.640 their personality.
01:06:22.580 Reed downplays his personality.
01:06:23.700 Dude, you know how many times
01:06:24.920 Reed went to me that night
01:06:26.440 and goes, 1.00
01:06:26.920 God damn niggers. 1.00
01:06:30.340 Well, Reed just kept looking at me 1.00
01:06:31.740 and he just kept going like, 1.00
01:06:32.620 give me that nigger dick. 1.00
01:06:33.800 And I'm like, 1.00
01:06:35.220 no, Reed,
01:06:35.840 not right now.
01:06:36.700 Stop.
01:06:37.380 Our account is new.
01:06:38.560 Good job, guys.
01:06:39.320 Here we go.
01:06:41.560 Go to Odyssey, guys.
01:06:42.960 David.
01:06:43.900 For the record,
01:06:44.660 none of us are better
01:06:45.320 than any of our listeners
01:06:46.320 because we have shows.
01:06:47.580 We're better than you
01:06:48.540 because we're just better than you.
01:06:49.940 It has to do with our shows.
01:06:52.180 It's coincidental.
01:06:53.480 I don't even have a show,
01:06:54.520 so I mean...
01:06:55.240 You're like the only one here
01:06:56.540 with any actual skill.
01:06:57.660 You actually draw. 0.98
01:06:58.520 What the fuck do we do 0.99
01:06:59.420 to sit around 1.00
01:07:00.100 and talk shit all the time? 1.00
01:07:01.540 It's important to point out 0.99
01:07:03.960 that drawing
01:07:04.620 is the skill set he has.
01:07:06.180 Drawing.
01:07:06.880 Not straight.
01:07:08.020 You might actually
01:07:08.780 know what that's playing. 0.99
01:07:10.780 You're literally gay. 1.00
01:07:12.180 Like, that's literally gay. 1.00
01:07:13.680 Derogatory gay. 1.00
01:07:14.800 It's shit like this. 1.00
01:07:15.880 I'm telling you, 1.00
01:07:16.540 the whole night,
01:07:17.080 if when I was next to Reed,
01:07:18.280 people were floating around us.
01:07:19.240 They're like,
01:07:19.440 yo, someone's going to
01:07:20.180 throw a punch or something,
01:07:21.360 but we kept chill
01:07:22.960 the whole night, right?
01:07:24.200 Did people really think
01:07:25.200 there's animosity
01:07:25.780 between you two?
01:07:26.820 They might.
01:07:27.360 I don't know.
01:07:27.880 They were looking at us.
01:07:28.820 I saw people looking.
01:07:30.000 I don't know why.
01:07:31.200 Maybe they were fantasizing.
01:07:33.020 Top's got this New York energy
01:07:34.280 about him
01:07:34.700 that he seems like he's pissed
01:07:35.860 even though he's happy.
01:07:37.520 Really?
01:07:38.060 In real life?
01:07:38.840 Yeah?
01:07:39.200 I mean,
01:07:39.920 you know how it is
01:07:40.820 with New Yorkers.
01:07:41.420 You guys have this edge
01:07:43.100 about you.
01:07:43.720 You could throw
01:07:44.940 at any moment.
01:07:45.520 I'm not going to lie.
01:07:47.440 You had more gangster energy
01:07:48.740 about you
01:07:49.260 than I thought you would.
01:07:50.260 I told him you're wrong.
01:07:51.140 I still love you.
01:07:51.440 Top literally bought me
01:07:52.520 a drink,
01:07:53.600 but I felt threatened by it.
01:07:57.500 You had to pull out
01:07:58.320 one of those strips
01:07:58.900 to test it,
01:07:59.640 make sure it wasn't changed.
01:08:00.740 Eat the sandwich. 0.95
01:08:01.460 You're going to kill 1.00
01:08:02.240 my family? 0.99
01:08:02.940 What is this?
01:08:04.160 Eat the sandwich,
01:08:05.140 Fat Dave.
01:08:05.740 Eat the sandwich.
01:08:06.680 The actual story
01:08:07.840 we were talking about
01:08:08.620 off air was Cole
01:08:09.520 woke up in a tub
01:08:10.360 full of ice
01:08:10.820 missing a kidney.
01:08:14.340 Ashton says
01:08:15.420 that Top Lobster's wife 1.00
01:08:16.400 is obnoxiously hot,
01:08:17.560 so I thought he would
01:08:18.160 like to do it.
01:08:18.420 Was she there?
01:08:19.560 The first thing I said
01:08:19.960 is like,
01:08:20.260 dude,
01:08:20.420 you did way better.
01:08:21.300 Did I not meet your wife? 1.00
01:08:22.320 What the fuck? 1.00
01:08:23.080 Top Lobster is obnoxious. 1.00
01:08:23.960 Yo, Toad. 1.00
01:08:24.820 Toad, you asshole. 1.00
01:08:26.000 My wife walked up 1.00
01:08:26.820 the stairs behind me
01:08:27.780 and she said,
01:08:28.240 how you doing?
01:08:28.980 Toad, right?
01:08:29.580 And you shook her hand
01:08:30.240 and you're like,
01:08:30.540 who are you?
01:08:33.140 And she told me later.
01:08:34.900 She wasn't a boy.
01:08:35.500 I was like,
01:08:37.240 he's autistic.
01:08:38.280 Yeah,
01:08:38.440 don't worry about it.
01:08:40.520 Dude, 0.99
01:08:40.740 I fucking, 1.00
01:08:41.520 I wingman Top so, 1.00
01:08:42.920 I wingman Top so hard
01:08:44.900 when his wife comes out.
01:08:46.780 She's like,
01:08:47.240 yeah,
01:08:47.540 I'm Top's wife.
01:08:48.580 I was like, 0.99
01:08:48.880 holy shit, 1.00
01:08:49.360 you're Top's wife? 1.00
01:08:50.640 Like,
01:08:50.860 unbelievable.
01:08:51.620 Such a pleasure to meet you.
01:08:52.820 What's it like
01:08:53.240 living with a legend? 1.00
01:08:54.080 You know how much ass 1.00
01:08:56.520 that got me, Clint? 1.00
01:08:58.400 Zero.
01:09:00.240 I tried, bro.
01:09:02.320 I tried.
01:09:03.040 I tried.
01:09:03.760 She's awesome, dude.
01:09:04.660 She's very lovely.
01:09:05.520 All the ladies 0.99
01:09:06.580 that were there,
01:09:07.200 save for a couple of them,
01:09:08.340 were very lovely
01:09:09.240 and also very normal
01:09:10.360 for the most part.
01:09:11.580 Elizabeth is awesome. 0.99
01:09:13.320 Joni is awesome.
01:09:14.040 We literally hung out
01:09:15.240 with the only hot women 0.99
01:09:17.060 there, though.
01:09:17.540 Like,
01:09:17.720 all the women 0.93
01:09:18.800 that were actually
01:09:19.440 pretty
01:09:20.540 were only in our group.
01:09:22.220 Everybody else
01:09:22.780 literally was just 0.65
01:09:23.300 trolls out there, dude.
01:09:24.580 Did everyone meet 0.94
01:09:25.340 Tom's fiance?
01:09:26.640 Because I got to speak
01:09:29.040 to her before
01:09:29.580 because of James Gentleman.
01:09:30.840 Like,
01:09:31.000 they were talking to James.
01:09:32.600 She was talking to James
01:09:33.580 and his partner,
01:09:34.540 Jenna was,
01:09:35.560 and James was like,
01:09:36.480 Nick, Nick,
01:09:37.060 you gotta meet this guy,
01:09:38.320 Nick Ashley.
01:09:38.820 And I talked to her
01:09:39.300 for a second.
01:09:39.740 I was like,
01:09:40.060 your fiance is my hero.
01:09:41.400 And she was like,
01:09:42.240 he's mine too.
01:09:43.100 And I was like,
01:09:43.540 oh,
01:09:44.000 that's just so sweet.
01:09:46.340 I am going to refrain
01:09:47.460 from any jokes.
01:09:48.160 Speaking of James,
01:09:49.340 he goes,
01:09:49.980 actually,
01:09:50.460 it's Ron Paul.
01:09:51.100 And I was like,
01:09:51.480 I won't tell him
01:09:52.000 he said that.
01:09:53.480 Speaking of James,
01:09:54.320 he was way burlier
01:09:55.260 than I thought he'd be.
01:09:56.140 Like,
01:09:56.240 I thought he'd be more
01:09:56.820 like a teddy bear.
01:09:58.340 But he's like a big teddy bear.
01:09:59.780 He's a bear.
01:10:01.780 He still looked cuddly,
01:10:03.040 but like an imposing cuddly.
01:10:04.880 You know what I mean?
01:10:05.220 He was taller than I thought he'd be.
01:10:06.560 He has like a,
01:10:07.760 he has a very like low set brow
01:10:09.380 and kind of intimidating.
01:10:10.640 But I went up and I said,
01:10:11.460 hey,
01:10:11.640 James,
01:10:11.920 how you doing?
01:10:12.360 He looked at me.
01:10:12.800 He's like,
01:10:13.700 who are you?
01:10:14.360 And I was like,
01:10:14.680 we spoke for like 45 minutes
01:10:16.880 on his show.
01:10:18.440 Autistic thing, 1.00
01:10:19.240 toad and fucking James Gentleman. 1.00
01:10:21.280 Yeah, 1.00
01:10:21.480 yeah.
01:10:22.140 You're not as bad as me though.
01:10:23.460 I forgot his name
01:10:24.460 while we were on the street.
01:10:26.920 Look,
01:10:27.480 he messaged me later.
01:10:29.240 I was like,
01:10:29.460 dude,
01:10:29.600 he forgot my name.
01:10:30.380 I'm like,
01:10:30.560 I'm sorry.
01:10:31.200 I'm so sorry.
01:10:31.620 I was like,
01:10:32.100 John,
01:10:32.840 Jim,
01:10:33.380 Jack,
01:10:33.820 something like that.
01:10:34.440 I forget. 1.00
01:10:34.760 Fuck it. 1.00
01:10:35.060 What's your name? 1.00
01:10:37.460 James is amazing,
01:10:38.880 by the way.
01:10:39.360 If you,
01:10:39.640 if you don't know who somebody is
01:10:42.100 and you think you should,
01:10:43.560 you should say,
01:10:44.540 oh,
01:10:45.260 you're familiar.
01:10:45.900 I know you from somewhere.
01:10:47.100 You don't just say,
01:10:47.980 you don't say who are you.
01:10:49.620 Here's what you say
01:10:50.260 in libertarian circles.
01:10:51.240 I should have said that
01:10:51.820 on the stream,
01:10:52.440 Jose.
01:10:52.780 I should have been like,
01:10:53.840 wait,
01:10:54.060 I know you from somewhere.
01:10:55.600 No,
01:10:55.900 I'm not interdacing a person.
01:10:57.600 From right here.
01:10:58.220 I'm pretty sure that's what
01:10:58.800 Josh said to Brandy Love
01:11:00.220 when he had her on.
01:11:03.700 I've seen you somewhere.
01:11:05.080 I just can't quite place it.
01:11:06.740 Really?
01:11:07.800 Here's the,
01:11:08.320 here's the libertarian way
01:11:09.380 to say you don't know someone.
01:11:10.600 You call them brother
01:11:11.440 with an A.
01:11:12.220 Brother.
01:11:12.500 What's up,
01:11:12.800 brother?
01:11:13.320 Dave Smith will say it. 1.00
01:11:14.220 People say shit all the time. 1.00
01:11:15.740 Use the hard R. 1.00
01:11:16.400 We're getting into weird territory,
01:11:17.460 but you call somebody brother
01:11:18.600 and then you try to look
01:11:19.740 at their ID
01:11:20.420 if you could swipe their card
01:11:22.300 or something.
01:11:23.600 Just channel Hulk Hogan instead.
01:11:26.220 That's the weird part
01:11:27.140 about all these people
01:11:27.780 coming to you
01:11:28.760 because you don't know
01:11:29.480 if you actually,
01:11:30.600 there are some people
01:11:31.120 I'm like,
01:11:31.360 I don't know if I should know you.
01:11:33.460 Like,
01:11:33.700 so you're like,
01:11:34.300 these people introduce you
01:11:35.100 to themselves.
01:11:35.880 I'm like,
01:11:36.480 you kind of got to just go,
01:11:37.380 oh, hey,
01:11:38.100 and then just like feel it out.
01:11:39.180 Like,
01:11:39.340 are they going to say
01:11:39.760 who they are?
01:11:41.420 Is that really awkward
01:11:42.340 for y'all?
01:11:43.000 It was at the pool.
01:11:44.260 How am I the most comfortable
01:11:45.840 with that?
01:11:46.380 And I'm the most,
01:11:47.180 well,
01:11:47.380 other than Toad,
01:11:48.020 I'm probably the most autistic here.
01:11:49.520 I am totally comfortable.
01:11:50.320 I'm an introvert.
01:11:51.340 I mean,
01:11:51.540 I like hanging out
01:11:52.280 with the homies, 0.97
01:11:53.100 but like people 0.99
01:11:53.700 I don't fucking know, 0.97
01:11:54.400 I'm like, 1.00
01:11:54.580 who the fuck are you? 1.00
01:11:55.580 Who are you fucking talking to me? 1.00
01:11:57.380 I'm an extrovert. 1.00
01:11:59.480 I'm an extrovert.
01:12:00.180 I was talking to everybody.
01:12:01.220 I didn't care.
01:12:01.840 I was.
01:12:02.560 But what I'm saying
01:12:03.340 is like the introduction thing.
01:12:04.740 Like if somebody comes up to you
01:12:05.760 and they know who you are,
01:12:06.700 but you don't know who they are,
01:12:07.780 like that's,
01:12:08.320 that's so easy for me to handle.
01:12:09.800 I don't know how anybody
01:12:10.500 has an issue with that.
01:12:11.860 Dude.
01:12:12.160 Yeah.
01:12:12.660 He's just looking them
01:12:13.400 right in the face and go, 0.78
01:12:13.960 who are you?
01:12:14.680 Well,
01:12:14.880 let's.
01:12:15.140 Who are you?
01:12:15.920 I was just saying,
01:12:16.540 who are you?
01:12:17.700 Let's just be clear.
01:12:19.360 The reason I said,
01:12:20.320 who are you to Tom's wife
01:12:22.900 is because I thought
01:12:24.300 there was no possible way
01:12:25.440 that she could actually be with him
01:12:26.780 because he can't pull somebody
01:12:28.060 that hot.
01:12:28.780 So that's why.
01:12:29.500 Wow.
01:12:29.900 Or why is there a hot woman 1.00
01:12:31.280 talking to me?
01:12:32.040 Who are you?
01:12:33.880 Who are you? 1.00
01:12:34.760 You want to fuck me? 1.00
01:12:37.180 Did you say the same thing 1.00
01:12:38.480 to Martha Bueno?
01:12:39.280 I know you were really into her too.
01:12:40.580 Did you go up to her
01:12:41.260 and be like,
01:12:41.580 who are you?
01:12:42.460 No,
01:12:42.900 no.
01:12:43.120 I knew.
01:12:44.180 I said,
01:12:45.080 you're Martha,
01:12:45.700 right?
01:12:45.940 And she was like,
01:12:46.720 yes.
01:12:47.260 Like,
01:12:47.560 who are you?
01:12:49.200 She's like,
01:12:49.740 leave me alone.
01:12:52.800 I avoided that.
01:12:54.600 Tell her your story
01:12:55.300 about meeting Tom again
01:12:56.260 because he remembered you.
01:12:58.660 Yeah.
01:12:59.140 So yeah,
01:13:00.020 I went up to Tom.
01:13:00.800 I only talked to him
01:13:01.900 at the pre-event thing
01:13:03.620 and he looked at me
01:13:05.320 and he was like,
01:13:05.880 well,
01:13:06.120 of course,
01:13:06.760 Tom Weeds
01:13:07.420 makes an appearance
01:13:08.180 at this thing.
01:13:08.860 And I was like,
01:13:09.660 I'm Toad,
01:13:10.960 man.
01:13:11.260 You only know me
01:13:12.300 as Tom Weeds.
01:13:13.780 What's going on?
01:13:14.460 You introduced yourself
01:13:15.340 as Tom Weeds
01:13:16.040 when you met him
01:13:16.620 at Porkfest.
01:13:17.260 so that's why
01:13:18.060 he knows you.
01:13:18.980 It's funnier too
01:13:19.900 because that's a thing
01:13:20.620 Toad's been trying
01:13:21.320 to make happen
01:13:22.040 for like ever
01:13:22.780 and never jobbed.
01:13:25.060 Tom Woods is aware of it.
01:13:27.300 The only person
01:13:28.100 that actually cares
01:13:29.140 about Tom Weeds
01:13:30.240 is Tom Woods. 0.99
01:13:31.100 It's fucking... 1.00
01:13:31.620 Which is actually 1.00
01:13:32.520 what you want.
01:13:33.440 I wish the only person
01:13:34.300 that cared about
01:13:34.920 Fat Dave
01:13:35.280 was Dave Smith.
01:13:36.240 That'd be really cool.
01:13:37.960 Well,
01:13:39.260 Dave does care about you.
01:13:41.340 He just hates you.
01:13:42.000 That's the thing.
01:13:42.300 There have been a few occasions
01:13:46.160 you've been mistaken as Dave
01:13:47.340 so I can understand
01:13:48.340 the frustration on his part.
01:13:50.040 Like, 1.00
01:13:50.200 motherfucker, 1.00
01:13:50.660 I'm trying to do 1.00
01:13:51.100 political games
01:13:51.820 and throw it off 0.99
01:13:52.460 my whole fucking game. 1.00
01:13:53.880 It happened fucking today. 1.00
01:13:55.720 Dickie, 1.00
01:13:56.160 yes,
01:13:56.440 I had to do
01:13:57.380 the concerned brother thing,
01:13:58.520 man.
01:13:58.720 You were wilding
01:13:59.580 a little bit,
01:14:00.040 man.
01:14:00.260 We had to bring you back
01:14:01.920 to...
01:14:02.160 He came to me
01:14:02.400 quite a few times
01:14:03.320 and was like,
01:14:03.880 Lee,
01:14:04.420 Reed,
01:14:04.700 you gotta look after me.
01:14:05.720 I was like,
01:14:06.560 okay. 0.98
01:14:08.820 He wasn't saying shit to me 0.95
01:14:10.240 other than drinking 1.00
01:14:11.000 and calling me a faggot 1.00
01:14:11.760 over and over again. 1.00
01:14:12.960 For three hours straight,
01:14:15.000 I swear to God.
01:14:15.960 You don't have
01:14:16.760 the concerned
01:14:17.440 older brother vibe
01:14:18.720 at all.
01:14:19.200 You're just like,
01:14:19.740 yo,
01:14:19.920 just get more drunk, 1.00
01:14:20.700 bitch. 1.00
01:14:22.340 At that point, 1.00
01:14:24.380 I wanted him to drink 0.85
01:14:25.200 until he died
01:14:25.840 because I just wanted to see him.
01:14:27.920 Right after the accident,
01:14:29.380 like,
01:14:29.560 he didn't...
01:14:29.960 I mean,
01:14:30.140 he just was like,
01:14:30.820 all right,
01:14:31.100 Reed,
01:14:31.280 are you ready to go?
01:14:32.040 Like,
01:14:32.200 come on,
01:14:32.540 that is not true.
01:14:34.400 I was just walking off.
01:14:35.640 We're going to be late
01:14:36.200 to the event now, 1.00
01:14:36.840 you piece of shit. 1.00
01:14:38.060 I ran up to Reed 1.00
01:14:39.540 way more concerned
01:14:40.420 than he was.
01:14:41.040 I was like,
01:14:41.460 dude,
01:14:42.020 I touched all over his body. 1.00
01:14:43.720 I put his dick in my mouth 1.00
01:14:44.440 and I was like, 1.00
01:14:44.740 are you all right?
01:14:46.020 And he was like,
01:14:46.800 yeah,
01:14:47.580 dude,
01:14:47.700 yeah,
01:14:48.680 I'm good.
01:14:49.080 And he's like,
01:14:49.880 oh man,
01:14:50.160 I would have lost my leg
01:14:50.980 if I didn't have my seatbelt on.
01:14:52.080 I was like,
01:14:52.420 thank God, 1.00
01:14:52.940 my ass would have been so lonely. 0.99
01:14:54.200 And he's like, 1.00
01:14:54.660 oh, 0.97
01:14:54.840 that's gay. 0.96
01:14:55.340 And I was like, 0.94
01:14:55.740 yeah,
01:14:55.960 it is.
01:14:56.280 And then we hugged.
01:14:56.980 All right,
01:14:57.460 look,
01:14:57.760 let's see.
01:14:59.040 I was trying to,
01:15:01.320 I got there on,
01:15:02.640 I got there on Thursday
01:15:03.920 and like,
01:15:04.820 we were chilling out
01:15:05.480 and then I was going,
01:15:06.900 we went,
01:15:07.200 I mean,
01:15:07.360 Elizabeth went out,
01:15:08.180 we were having fun.
01:15:09.100 And then I text Clint
01:15:10.480 because I found out
01:15:11.060 he was also already in town
01:15:12.180 and he was at Disney already.
01:15:13.680 And I was like,
01:15:14.380 dude,
01:15:14.560 let's go out right now.
01:15:15.440 Let's go out.
01:15:16.140 And should we tell him
01:15:17.460 where we wanted to go to?
01:15:19.000 Oh yeah,
01:15:19.320 go for it.
01:15:19.960 We were smoking hookah
01:15:33.080 and Elizabeth looked at me.
01:15:33.980 She was like,
01:15:34.480 let's go to a strip club. 1.00
01:15:35.880 And I was just like,
01:15:36.860 okay,
01:15:37.180 you want to invite Clint and Ashton?
01:15:39.260 And she was like,
01:15:39.980 let's do it.
01:15:40.620 And so I invited him
01:15:41.520 and he was like,
01:15:42.580 all right,
01:15:42.860 we're going to be done
01:15:43.500 at Disney at nine.
01:15:45.300 And I was like,
01:15:45.920 also cool.
01:15:46.720 We have time to go back
01:15:47.620 to the hotel.
01:15:48.920 We're going to charge
01:15:49.520 our phones a little bit
01:15:50.060 and we'll be out.
01:15:51.100 And then real quick,
01:15:51.940 I want to point out
01:15:52.680 for married men out there,
01:15:54.580 nine times out of 10,
01:15:55.840 if your wife says,
01:15:56.860 let's go to the strip club, 0.98
01:15:58.380 you probably shouldn't.
01:15:59.540 This is some sort of setup 0.99
01:16:00.740 for shit to go really downhill 0.99
01:16:02.320 real quick. 1.00
01:16:03.260 So just,
01:16:03.980 this is why I invited
01:16:05.100 another couple.
01:16:07.580 This is why I invited
01:16:08.560 another couple.
01:16:10.200 I had to get like somebody,
01:16:11.180 I couldn't,
01:16:11.500 if I'm going alone was,
01:16:12.800 yeah,
01:16:13.060 going alone was not
01:16:13.980 going to work out good.
01:16:14.580 So I had to do it.
01:16:15.460 So somebody else would come
01:16:16.260 so she can't just be 0.86
01:16:17.120 didn't work out crazy.
01:16:18.580 And it didn't work out
01:16:19.540 because two hours
01:16:21.020 to get out of Disney World
01:16:22.060 because you have to take 0.99
01:16:22.600 a motherfucking boat 0.99
01:16:23.360 to get to your car. 0.99
01:16:24.300 I'm sorry,
01:16:24.840 man.
01:16:25.240 I tried.
01:16:25.680 It's crazy.
01:16:26.260 Were you at Epcot?
01:16:28.500 I was at whatever
01:16:29.740 the duplicate is
01:16:30.540 of the LA version.
01:16:32.360 Magic Kingdom.
01:16:33.280 Magic Kingdom.
01:16:34.220 Thank you.
01:16:34.600 Oh,
01:16:34.920 okay.
01:16:35.120 That's why. 1.00
01:16:36.040 Damn. 0.99
01:16:36.480 I was, 0.99
01:16:36.780 I was,
01:16:37.260 I was so looking forward
01:16:38.680 to it.
01:16:38.940 Then at 11 o'clock,
01:16:39.800 I was like,
01:16:40.160 dude,
01:16:40.300 we're going to bed.
01:16:41.120 I can't.
01:16:41.400 I know.
01:16:41.960 I feel terrible.
01:16:43.040 Hey,
01:16:43.300 so do we have any 0.98
01:16:44.020 like actual fucking things, 0.95
01:16:45.580 bits we're doing or no? 0.99
01:16:47.360 No,
01:16:47.840 I don't have any,
01:16:48.500 anything planned with that.
01:16:49.700 Okay.
01:16:50.200 We saw,
01:16:50.880 we saw the talk about
01:16:51.320 the malice thing
01:16:52.200 that somebody asked
01:16:52.880 about a while ago
01:16:53.520 with the guy
01:16:54.180 that got thrown
01:16:54.760 out of the event.
01:16:55.700 Okay.
01:16:55.960 Yeah.
01:16:56.280 Well,
01:16:56.420 you're the only one
01:16:56.940 that really saw that.
01:16:57.900 So.
01:16:59.000 No,
01:16:59.440 we saw the Jose.
01:17:00.120 We were,
01:17:00.440 we were in the theater there.
01:17:02.040 We walked in just for that guy
01:17:03.320 bugging out.
01:17:04.240 Oh yeah.
01:17:04.780 Yeah.
01:17:05.000 We caught,
01:17:05.500 that was like one of two things
01:17:06.640 I caught the entire time
01:17:07.640 we were there.
01:17:08.200 Yeah.
01:17:08.420 We're like, 1.00
01:17:08.620 what the fuck is this? 0.99
01:17:09.580 And then we left the punchline joke 0.99
01:17:15.480 that malice had too.
01:17:16.420 Cause that kind of felt flat ever.
01:17:17.820 Like people were standing up
01:17:19.160 and leaving as he had
01:17:20.500 the Muppet thing out
01:17:21.440 or whatever,
01:17:21.820 but this kind of actually
01:17:23.140 like saved it.
01:17:24.180 So what it was was,
01:17:25.600 yeah,
01:17:25.820 it looked like a Muppet.
01:17:26.800 It was some malice
01:17:27.700 surprise guests.
01:17:28.620 I think everybody agrees
01:17:30.020 that it was like a letdown.
01:17:31.460 It was obviously a malice troll,
01:17:33.320 but what he did is
01:17:34.200 he had this suitcase
01:17:35.100 come out onto the stage
01:17:36.460 and we're like,
01:17:37.220 oh,
01:17:37.360 okay, 0.99
01:17:37.500 what the fuck is going on here? 0.99
01:17:38.600 And he pulls out 1.00
01:17:39.500 a ventriloquist dummy
01:17:40.720 that you know,
01:17:41.780 you're missing a thing.
01:17:42.640 He had Doc Dixon,
01:17:43.960 the magician,
01:17:44.600 bring out the suitcase.
01:17:45.560 Oh yeah,
01:17:45.740 that's right.
01:17:46.180 You're right.
01:17:46.440 I'm pretty sure
01:17:47.300 we all thought
01:17:48.280 that he was about
01:17:49.080 to have a per,
01:17:49.920 his special guest
01:17:50.800 come out of the suit.
01:17:51.900 That's true.
01:17:52.340 So I technically did.
01:17:53.700 I was able to give malice a shirt.
01:17:55.980 I like one of the people
01:17:56.700 I want to give a shirt
01:17:57.440 and I guess he,
01:17:58.700 he liked it.
01:17:59.320 And he was like,
01:17:59.740 you want to know
01:18:00.380 the secret guest?
01:18:01.480 And I was like,
01:18:01.940 yeah,
01:18:02.220 it's Alex Jones.
01:18:03.320 And I was like,
01:18:03.640 you're going to lie to me.
01:18:04.860 And he's like,
01:18:05.140 why would I lie?
01:18:05.820 I was like, 1.00
01:18:06.080 because you're a fucking troll. 1.00
01:18:06.960 That's what you do. 1.00
01:18:07.880 He's like,
01:18:08.100 no,
01:18:08.220 no,
01:18:08.280 no,
01:18:08.340 I'm not going to lie.
01:18:08.920 And he actually showed me
01:18:09.940 on his phone
01:18:10.500 and he was like,
01:18:10.960 it's a dummy Tom Woods.
01:18:12.440 And I was like,
01:18:13.200 no,
01:18:13.780 it's not.
01:18:14.700 And he's like,
01:18:15.360 yes,
01:18:15.560 it is.
01:18:16.560 He's like,
01:18:16.960 you want a picture?
01:18:17.580 I was like,
01:18:17.820 no.
01:18:18.120 And I just walked away.
01:18:19.940 What a baller 1.00
01:18:21.160 fucking move. 1.00
01:18:22.980 That is amazing. 0.99
01:18:24.540 I really feel like
01:18:25.540 something fell through.
01:18:26.780 I really feel like
01:18:27.720 something fell through
01:18:28.580 somewhere.
01:18:29.540 No,
01:18:29.700 I don't know.
01:18:30.200 No,
01:18:30.380 no,
01:18:30.500 no,
01:18:30.620 It's not even like
01:18:36.100 funny as a troll
01:18:36.820 in my opinion. 0.53
01:18:37.500 Am I too loud?
01:18:38.640 Nothing Michael Malice
01:18:39.680 does is funny.
01:18:40.360 Your stepping was loud.
01:18:41.360 I'm joking.
01:18:42.260 That's not true.
01:18:43.440 Well,
01:18:43.920 by the way,
01:18:44.400 Top,
01:18:44.680 you were the only person
01:18:45.840 that Michael Malice
01:18:46.920 asked to take a photo with
01:18:48.400 and then you denied him.
01:18:50.060 So the whole weekend,
01:18:51.240 nobody asked,
01:18:52.520 Michael Malice asked
01:18:53.320 nobody for a picture
01:18:54.300 except for you
01:18:55.100 and you were like,
01:18:55.940 not that good.
01:18:57.460 It's not, 0.95
01:18:57.780 it's not bullshit. 0.54
01:18:58.380 You could ask Ashton 0.94
01:18:59.200 because she was right next to us.
01:19:01.180 By the way,
01:19:02.500 Top Lobster took a picture
01:19:03.540 with me. 0.99
01:19:04.260 So suck on that. 1.00
01:19:04.800 I want a picture. 0.99
01:19:05.440 Yeah,
01:19:05.780 I want a picture of Reed.
01:19:07.160 Got to document that.
01:19:10.080 Yeah,
01:19:10.320 there you go.
01:19:10.820 Travis in the chat
01:19:11.620 says he loves Andy Kaufman.
01:19:12.940 That's right.
01:19:13.440 Like,
01:19:13.640 that's what it was.
01:19:14.540 Like,
01:19:15.140 it was,
01:19:16.040 it was just a troll 0.58
01:19:16.900 to piss off the audience.
01:19:18.280 But I thought,
01:19:18.980 I thought it was going to be
01:19:20.040 like,
01:19:20.300 see the thing?
01:19:20.860 Yeah,
01:19:20.980 it was a Tom Woods dummy
01:19:22.080 puppet.
01:19:23.900 Called Tom Wood. 0.75
01:19:25.500 And he put on a mask
01:19:26.680 to make sure,
01:19:27.720 you know,
01:19:27.880 so nobody could see his,
01:19:29.200 because he can't throw his voice.
01:19:30.300 Yeah,
01:19:30.680 because he can't,
01:19:31.140 no,
01:19:31.300 because he can't speak
01:19:31.980 without moving his lips.
01:19:34.280 Like,
01:19:34.600 throwing your voice.
01:19:36.180 Throwing your voice
01:19:37.020 means you make sure,
01:19:37.880 no,
01:19:38.160 no,
01:19:38.560 stop.
01:19:38.960 I got to get autistic 0.87
01:19:39.640 about this here.
01:19:40.580 Throwing your voice
01:19:41.040 means you're making it sound
01:19:42.340 like it's coming
01:19:42.760 from somewhere else.
01:19:44.120 Being able to speak
01:19:44.980 without moving your mouth
01:19:45.860 is not throwing your voice.
01:19:46.860 That's a different thing entirely.
01:19:48.400 No, 1.00
01:19:48.760 he can't shit. 1.00
01:19:49.780 It's like, 1.00
01:19:50.100 no,
01:19:50.360 he just can't poop.
01:19:51.700 It's like,
01:19:52.040 okay,
01:19:52.320 well,
01:19:52.600 you're wrong
01:19:54.460 and I'm right.
01:19:57.360 Nick is actually right
01:19:58.500 about this.
01:19:59.060 Thank you.
01:19:59.600 Thank you,
01:20:00.000 fellow autists.
01:20:00.920 Wait,
01:20:01.520 Ashton,
01:20:02.100 Ashton Birdie,
01:20:02.780 you're literally on tape
01:20:04.020 with the last,
01:20:04.860 in the last episode
01:20:05.580 saying that you think
01:20:06.620 it was Alex.
01:20:07.540 And now she's saying
01:20:08.280 that we didn't believe
01:20:09.140 her when she said it was.
01:20:09.920 It was supposed to be Alex.
01:20:17.840 It was supposed to be him.
01:20:19.340 What happened?
01:20:20.200 There you go.
01:20:20.900 I told you.
01:20:22.000 Ashton,
01:20:22.440 you want to tell him
01:20:22.900 what happened?
01:20:23.840 The globalist got out of control.
01:20:25.380 Just come over there.
01:20:26.820 Just lean in and say it.
01:20:28.240 See, 1.00
01:20:28.640 I fucking told y'all. 0.99
01:20:29.740 There's something. 0.99
01:20:30.120 No,
01:20:30.280 no,
01:20:30.460 no,
01:20:30.540 no.
01:20:30.720 Don't,
01:20:31.020 don't put her on screen.
01:20:31.860 So what happened was
01:20:32.620 Alex was never supposed
01:20:33.780 to be a special guest,
01:20:34.780 but he was going to attend
01:20:36.000 like just going.
01:20:38.200 So what happened was
01:20:39.200 is that he was
01:20:39.880 supposed to drive
01:20:40.360 cross country,
01:20:40.980 but then some things
01:20:41.940 happened involving
01:20:43.420 the Sandy Hook cases.
01:20:44.580 And so he just decided
01:20:46.000 to take a break.
01:20:46.780 Went down to Florida
01:20:47.740 with his wife
01:20:48.500 and he just wanted
01:20:49.580 a vacation for a little bit.
01:20:50.700 So he wasn't going
01:20:51.280 to go to the event,
01:20:52.100 but he was never going
01:20:52.760 to be the special guest.
01:20:53.680 So the puppet was
01:20:54.380 always the special guest.
01:20:55.660 Okay.
01:20:55.980 Yeah.
01:20:56.400 Look,
01:20:56.720 this is what I thought
01:20:57.520 was going to happen.
01:20:58.220 Cause at one point,
01:20:59.020 Michael had,
01:21:00.260 he had the doll
01:21:01.720 doing impressions
01:21:02.640 and obviously not
01:21:04.100 good impressions at all.
01:21:05.040 But what I thought
01:21:05.520 was going to happen
01:21:06.240 was like,
01:21:07.260 he was going to say,
01:21:08.220 can you do
01:21:09.220 insert special guest
01:21:10.440 here?
01:21:11.200 And then he would say
01:21:12.180 like,
01:21:12.600 then the special guest
01:21:13.880 would be,
01:21:14.340 you know,
01:21:14.620 behind the curtain
01:21:15.300 with a microphone
01:21:16.000 who would then
01:21:16.480 say something actually
01:21:17.640 and then come out
01:21:18.440 and that would be
01:21:18.840 the big reveal.
01:21:19.480 But no,
01:21:19.860 nothing ever happened.
01:21:20.660 Every positive thing
01:21:21.720 about it that I spun
01:21:22.880 around in my head
01:21:23.680 didn't actually happen. 1.00
01:21:24.860 It was just a stupid 1.00
01:21:25.500 fucking doll. 1.00
01:21:26.020 When you think about it 1.00
01:21:28.240 later,
01:21:28.540 it's the best troll 0.80
01:21:29.340 you can do
01:21:29.820 because everybody
01:21:30.360 left with just blue 0.94
01:21:31.340 balls because you 0.71
01:21:31.960 were like,
01:21:32.660 yo,
01:21:32.880 yeah.
01:21:33.100 And also he was
01:21:34.660 I beat off
01:21:35.580 immediately after
01:21:36.220 and also nobody
01:21:39.360 talked to nobody
01:21:40.400 who wasn't in
01:21:41.820 attendance.
01:21:42.420 They think it's
01:21:42.860 hilarious.
01:21:43.280 It's just the people
01:21:44.160 who were there
01:21:44.840 that don't think
01:21:45.640 it was funny.
01:21:46.240 Let me tell you
01:21:46.800 as someone that was
01:21:47.420 there, 0.96
01:21:47.720 it wasn't fucking 0.96
01:21:48.440 hilarious. 0.94
01:21:49.120 It was.
01:21:50.040 Well,
01:21:50.460 there were,
01:21:50.800 I would say there
01:21:51.300 were like maybe
01:21:51.800 like two like kind
01:21:53.240 of savage lines
01:21:54.440 that he had during
01:21:55.140 it.
01:21:55.660 But even those
01:21:56.240 were kind of like, 0.99
01:21:56.860 holy shit, 0.96
01:21:57.360 that's like, 0.99
01:21:57.880 let's get into
01:21:58.840 why the guy
01:21:59.400 spazzed out.
01:22:00.020 Does anybody know?
01:22:01.320 Because he was
01:22:02.700 hammered and
01:22:03.380 Michael had a mask
01:22:04.340 on.
01:22:05.060 So Michael put a
01:22:06.120 mask on obviously
01:22:07.040 because he can't
01:22:07.880 speak like a
01:22:08.480 ventriloquist without
01:22:09.400 using,
01:22:09.920 without obviously
01:22:10.800 moving his lips
01:22:11.660 and stuff.
01:22:12.540 Right,
01:22:12.760 throwing his voice,
01:22:13.420 sure.
01:22:13.700 He put a mask
01:22:14.460 on.
01:22:15.400 So whenever,
01:22:17.380 I was going to
01:22:17.940 try to ignore it.
01:22:20.240 Technically he did
01:22:21.060 throw his voice
01:22:21.520 was coming through
01:22:22.040 speakers.
01:22:22.560 So some,
01:22:23.000 from somewhere else.
01:22:24.440 Nick is fuming
01:22:26.520 right now.
01:22:28.280 I have three
01:22:29.240 autists agreeing
01:22:30.100 with me.
01:22:30.700 So I'm satisfied
01:22:32.200 with that.
01:22:32.680 I don't care.
01:22:33.700 That's fine.
01:22:34.980 Anyways,
01:22:35.480 like,
01:22:35.820 so the guy
01:22:37.040 put,
01:22:37.700 so he put the
01:22:38.160 mask on and
01:22:38.560 the guy like,
01:22:39.500 like he was
01:22:40.900 just hammered.
01:22:41.420 He was clearly
01:22:41.880 drunk and barely
01:22:42.540 coherent.
01:22:43.140 He started 1.00
01:22:43.740 hollering shit. 1.00
01:22:44.800 He was just 1.00
01:22:45.120 like,
01:22:45.760 take off the 1.00
01:22:46.480 fucking mask. 1.00
01:22:47.560 What are you 1.00
01:22:48.140 standing for?
01:22:49.400 Take off the 1.00
01:22:50.040 fucking mask. 1.00
01:22:51.180 And then somebody 1.00
01:22:51.800 said like, 1.00
01:22:52.500 what the fuck 1.00
01:22:53.100 are you doing? 1.00
01:22:53.460 Sit down.
01:22:53.820 He's like,
01:22:54.180 no,
01:22:54.640 I'm standing
01:22:55.320 up for what
01:22:55.960 I believe in.
01:22:57.080 You can see 0.99
01:22:57.460 big dick energy. 0.99
01:22:58.720 You can see 0.98
01:22:59.020 clips where
01:22:59.980 there's a cold.
01:23:01.200 What is that
01:23:01.480 blue light?
01:23:02.040 That just,
01:23:02.640 it's my,
01:23:03.180 it's my computer.
01:23:03.820 It just
01:23:04.040 restarted for some
01:23:04.840 reason.
01:23:05.220 He's recharging
01:23:07.100 his vibrator.
01:23:09.000 He's really
01:23:09.640 dark in Manhattan.
01:23:10.640 He knows
01:23:10.820 the blue screen
01:23:11.860 anymore. 1.00
01:23:12.540 You fucking, 1.00
01:23:13.320 Jesus. 1.00
01:23:14.140 If it restarts,
01:23:15.860 it 100% goes
01:23:16.740 to the blue
01:23:17.380 screen.
01:23:18.040 It was doing
01:23:18.360 an update.
01:23:19.360 Whoever
01:23:19.560 told us that
01:23:20.320 heckler, man,
01:23:20.960 I think he
01:23:21.460 knocked him out.
01:23:21.960 I haven't seen
01:23:22.100 the blue screen
01:23:22.740 of death in a
01:23:23.420 long time.
01:23:24.180 That brings
01:23:24.400 it up. 1.00
01:23:25.580 The fucking, 1.00
01:23:26.440 so some guy 1.00
01:23:27.360 is kind of,
01:23:28.000 it went on for
01:23:29.160 an uncomfortably
01:23:29.960 long time.
01:23:30.940 Like the guy
01:23:31.520 was, he just
01:23:32.100 kept on hollering
01:23:32.940 at Malice and
01:23:33.820 Malice was
01:23:34.240 quipping with
01:23:34.840 him like,
01:23:35.720 he was like,
01:23:37.500 yeah, he said,
01:23:38.080 yeah, he said,
01:23:38.640 well, that was
01:23:39.480 whenever they were
01:23:39.860 dragging him out.
01:23:40.920 Whenever they find,
01:23:41.680 whenever people
01:23:42.040 finally got their
01:23:42.800 hands on him
01:23:43.260 and started pulling
01:23:43.760 him, like the
01:23:44.220 guy was clearly
01:23:44.860 just,
01:23:45.260 is that what he
01:23:46.200 said?
01:23:46.740 Dave Smith,
01:23:47.420 everybody.
01:23:50.200 Can I ask a
01:23:51.040 question to you,
01:23:52.180 Nick and,
01:23:53.160 and Cole
01:23:53.880 specifically?
01:23:54.680 Why do you guys
01:23:55.460 say whenever,
01:23:56.800 like in the wrong
01:23:57.960 place?
01:23:59.300 David Gleason in
01:24:00.280 the chat,
01:24:00.780 David,
01:24:01.320 explain that in
01:24:01.980 the chat.
01:24:02.420 I'll continue
01:24:02.860 with the story.
01:24:03.700 David has a
01:24:04.760 better answer.
01:24:06.520 You'll get it.
01:24:07.200 David has a
01:24:07.680 better answer for
01:24:08.280 that than I do.
01:24:08.640 It must be a
01:24:09.100 southern thing.
01:24:10.120 No, it's not a
01:24:10.700 southern thing.
01:24:11.320 It's actually not.
01:24:12.800 Sorry, just real
01:24:13.740 quick.
01:24:14.000 Clint, do you
01:24:14.360 know what
01:24:14.640 bang a U-E
01:24:15.300 means?
01:24:15.660 I was just
01:24:16.100 going to mention
01:24:16.680 that.
01:24:17.500 Bang a U-E 0.96
01:24:18.520 bang.
01:24:18.660 What is it
01:24:19.280 you turn?
01:24:20.340 It's Jet.
01:24:20.940 Yeah, you do
01:24:21.320 a U-turn.
01:24:21.620 Okay, good.
01:24:22.180 All right.
01:24:22.580 Because most
01:24:23.740 people...
01:24:23.920 What about 1.00
01:24:24.200 flip a bitch? 1.00
01:24:26.020 Okay, does 1.00
01:24:27.240 anybody know 1.00
01:24:27.560 flip a bitch? 1.00
01:24:28.540 That's the 1.00
01:24:28.900 turn?
01:24:30.740 No, I told
01:24:31.580 Reed that
01:24:31.940 bang a U-E 1.00
01:24:32.440 means to fuck 1.00
01:24:32.940 a U-Nex. 1.00
01:24:34.160 Wait, Nick,
01:24:34.680 sorry, continue
01:24:35.240 the story, Nick.
01:24:36.780 Are you just
01:24:37.400 for her? 1.00
01:24:37.880 You can jerk
01:24:38.460 up on the table
01:24:39.120 and ready to go.
01:24:39.740 What's going on
01:24:40.220 here?
01:24:40.480 You're clearly
01:24:41.920 like, let's go.
01:24:42.780 I got...
01:24:43.160 Wait, did you
01:24:45.320 just mention
01:24:45.740 a milk...
01:24:46.140 That's why only
01:24:46.940 her face came
01:24:47.820 in.
01:24:48.740 You want to
01:24:49.340 know why I
01:24:49.700 left the show?
01:24:52.840 Nick, stop
01:24:53.580 hating on women.
01:24:54.820 You can leave.
01:24:55.560 We're not...
01:24:56.140 Hating on women?
01:24:57.140 I'm hating on 0.78
01:24:57.620 you. 0.97
01:24:58.260 You people.
01:24:59.700 Go ahead. 1.00
01:25:00.080 This fucking 1.00
01:25:00.980 dude, Toad, 1.00
01:25:01.760 thought that
01:25:02.400 eunuchs can't 1.00
01:25:03.300 get hard because
01:25:04.220 they don't have 0.99
01:25:05.000 like balls. 0.99
01:25:06.360 And so he was 0.98
01:25:07.180 just like...
01:25:07.620 I mean, their
01:25:07.860 testosterone is
01:25:08.460 going to be
01:25:08.600 lower, so they
01:25:09.240 would have a
01:25:10.000 harder time.
01:25:10.220 But I was just
01:25:11.060 like, they still
01:25:11.760 get erections. 0.66
01:25:14.720 If you're a 0.99
01:25:17.420 eunuch,
01:25:17.860 it's so potent
01:25:18.820 that it can
01:25:19.220 get you hard.
01:25:21.340 But I think
01:25:21.960 eunuchs... 1.00
01:25:22.660 I looked it up.
01:25:23.720 Eunuch isn't
01:25:24.180 specific to whether
01:25:25.060 they get their 1.00
01:25:25.580 balls cut off or 1.00
01:25:26.240 both.
01:25:26.620 I think it could
01:25:27.420 be either or.
01:25:28.800 Toad, which type
01:25:29.540 are you? 1.00
01:25:33.100 Fuck you, 1.00
01:25:33.740 Clint. 1.00
01:25:36.440 I'm actually a
01:25:37.440 eunuch, but 0.99
01:25:37.920 Clint just gets
01:25:38.620 me so excited.
01:25:39.580 Your voice is
01:25:40.180 way too deep
01:25:40.840 to be a eunuch. 1.00
01:25:41.920 His balls grow 0.99
01:25:43.220 back whenever he 0.99
01:25:44.040 sees Clint.
01:25:48.660 But continue
01:25:49.520 with the guy, 1.00
01:25:50.520 with the fucking 1.00
01:25:50.960 guy that he... 1.00
01:25:52.720 Because I remember
01:25:53.200 that he was like...
01:25:55.420 He came back in.
01:25:57.060 Yeah, but then he
01:25:57.480 came back in.
01:25:58.520 That was later.
01:25:59.200 That was after
01:25:59.920 the thing, I think.
01:26:01.560 But he was just
01:26:04.840 hollering at Malice.
01:26:05.760 Like, stand up for...
01:26:06.560 I'm standing up for
01:26:07.680 my beliefs.
01:26:08.320 And at one point,
01:26:09.160 after the first
01:26:09.720 exchange they had
01:26:10.560 together, he was
01:26:11.120 like, I told this
01:26:12.120 guy to say that.
01:26:12.840 This is why you
01:26:13.240 don't use Fiverr.
01:26:13.980 He was making a
01:26:15.520 little funny thing
01:26:16.260 out of it, but it
01:26:16.780 just got uncomfortably...
01:26:18.200 It went on
01:26:18.680 uncomfortably long.
01:26:19.600 People should have
01:26:20.280 been on that 1.00
01:26:20.800 motherfucker real quick. 1.00
01:26:22.140 I was across the 1.00
01:26:24.080 room, clear across
01:26:25.360 the room, because he
01:26:25.760 was in the front
01:26:26.480 right corner.
01:26:26.940 I was in the
01:26:27.420 back left corner
01:26:28.120 standing there.
01:26:29.100 I thought about
01:26:29.940 going up to the 0.90
01:26:30.780 front and punching 0.72
01:26:31.340 this dude in the 1.00
01:26:31.900 fucking face. 1.00
01:26:32.460 Okay, so I'll tell 1.00
01:26:33.100 you.
01:26:33.400 So I talked...
01:26:34.100 So me and Toad
01:26:35.220 talked to the
01:26:36.020 actual guys that
01:26:36.720 stopped them.
01:26:37.280 So there was a
01:26:37.780 guy named Adrian
01:26:38.620 and...
01:26:39.960 Adrian's my homie.
01:26:41.100 Can they stop
01:26:41.580 Toad women? 1.00
01:26:42.100 Please tell me one
01:26:42.920 of them's a Hoppian.
01:26:43.720 Please.
01:26:44.540 What?
01:26:45.440 Please tell me one
01:26:46.020 of them's a Hoppian.
01:26:46.560 I don't know if...
01:26:47.920 Well, maybe.
01:26:48.980 Adrian is a
01:26:50.520 Meekock guy. 0.98
01:26:50.960 In that moment, we
01:26:51.880 were all Hoppians.
01:26:53.400 And so what Adrian
01:26:54.920 was saying, and also
01:26:55.680 the other guy, I'm
01:26:56.320 pretty sure, is dating
01:26:57.120 Angel McArdle.
01:26:58.220 Correct?
01:26:59.060 I don't know.
01:26:59.860 Is that who that
01:27:00.240 was?
01:27:00.720 Yeah, I think that's
01:27:01.300 the guy.
01:27:01.920 And so what they
01:27:03.380 said was they were
01:27:04.920 talking about should
01:27:05.640 we stop him, but
01:27:06.800 the fact that it was
01:27:07.720 happening during
01:27:08.320 Malice, if it was a
01:27:10.380 part of Malice's
01:27:11.280 thing, because they
01:27:12.260 don't know. 1.00
01:27:12.640 He's a fucking 1.00
01:27:13.080 troll. 1.00
01:27:13.440 He can do whatever. 0.96
01:27:14.440 They were like,
01:27:14.920 we're not going to
01:27:15.420 be known as the
01:27:16.040 guys that stopped
01:27:17.560 a Malice troll, like 1.00
01:27:19.340 stopped a bit that
01:27:21.060 he was doing, until
01:27:22.340 they saw that Malice
01:27:23.640 was actually kind of
01:27:24.340 freaked out about it
01:27:25.120 too.
01:27:25.440 They could tell he
01:27:25.900 was very uncomfortable.
01:27:27.140 That's when they
01:27:27.620 went and decided to
01:27:28.340 stop him.
01:27:28.820 So they were like,
01:27:29.940 because they said
01:27:30.460 we were getting 0.99
01:27:30.840 shit from people. 0.99
01:27:31.520 They were kind of 1.00
01:27:32.140 like, why don't you
01:27:33.140 stop him earlier?
01:27:33.800 And they were like,
01:27:34.300 we're not going to
01:27:35.080 stop a Malice bit. 0.91
01:27:36.580 Like, if it was,
01:27:37.440 because we had no
01:27:38.120 clue.
01:27:38.800 Yeah.
01:27:39.060 So that's what they
01:27:39.620 were saying.
01:27:40.340 They took this guy
01:27:41.160 down, dude.
01:27:42.260 They literally
01:27:42.780 dragged him out.
01:27:44.180 No, no, no.
01:27:45.300 He actually passed
01:27:46.460 out.
01:27:46.940 Yeah.
01:27:47.240 This is really funny.
01:27:48.440 This is really funny.
01:27:49.080 So the guy was
01:27:49.500 telling us that when
01:27:50.180 he was, he, when
01:27:51.280 he, he had him on
01:27:52.020 the ground and he
01:27:53.260 was just kept like
01:27:53.940 wiggling around.
01:27:55.340 And so he had to
01:27:56.340 put like, I don't
01:27:57.020 know why, but he
01:27:57.700 was like, had his
01:27:58.280 hands on his neck
01:27:59.100 and he said the
01:27:59.900 dude just went
01:28:00.500 limp.
01:28:01.280 Yeah.
01:28:01.500 And he didn't
01:28:02.220 know what happened.
01:28:03.040 He didn't want to
01:28:03.580 get George Floyd.
01:28:06.840 That's right.
01:28:07.360 He had his knee on
01:28:08.240 him, actually.
01:28:08.700 And I was just
01:28:10.920 like, dude, if
01:28:11.320 he had police
01:28:11.880 uniforms on, we
01:28:12.600 would be all 1.00
01:28:13.300 shitting on you 1.00
01:28:14.100 today. 1.00
01:28:14.520 Like you literally
01:28:15.180 committed police
01:28:16.540 violence.
01:28:16.900 I was white.
01:28:17.820 So nobody, I
01:28:18.360 wouldn't have felt
01:28:18.880 bad about it at
01:28:19.580 all.
01:28:19.980 If a police
01:28:20.440 officer did it
01:28:21.080 either.
01:28:21.520 And so apparently
01:28:22.280 the next part of
01:28:23.780 the story is that
01:28:24.600 the guy actually,
01:28:25.900 um, his daughter,
01:28:27.160 um, has a heart
01:28:29.060 problem and he was
01:28:30.460 not allowed.
01:28:31.540 She was not
01:28:31.960 allowed to get
01:28:32.400 surgery because they
01:28:33.560 weren't vaccinated.
01:28:34.440 Um, and so
01:28:36.260 that's why he was
01:28:37.540 so, he must've
01:28:38.380 been drunk, huh?
01:28:39.480 Oh yeah.
01:28:39.760 He was drunk off 1.00
01:28:40.440 his ass. 1.00
01:28:41.280 Yeah. 1.00
01:28:41.700 And so when he
01:28:42.320 saw Malice with
01:28:43.160 a mask on up at
01:28:44.480 the front at a
01:28:45.340 Tom Woods event,
01:28:46.160 he got super pissed
01:28:47.060 thinking that he,
01:28:47.880 because he wasn't,
01:28:48.580 apparently he wasn't
01:28:49.160 in there when the
01:28:50.300 bit started.
01:28:51.360 What about that?
01:28:51.840 So he just walks
01:28:52.420 in.
01:28:52.660 Yeah.
01:28:53.160 That this was all
01:28:54.040 part of Malice's
01:28:55.100 shtick.
01:28:55.540 Like what if he had
01:28:56.100 pulled a knife and
01:28:57.400 run up and
01:28:57.900 everyone's like,
01:28:58.380 it's like, well,
01:29:01.640 it's like that,
01:29:02.200 uh, that one
01:29:03.040 comedian that died
01:29:04.240 on camera and
01:29:05.340 everybody thought he
01:29:06.020 was joking and
01:29:07.180 were laughing harder
01:29:08.140 because he was,
01:29:08.880 he had a heart
01:29:09.400 attack and he was
01:29:10.140 making noises while
01:29:11.620 he was dying and
01:29:13.060 they were all laughing
01:29:14.000 at him.
01:29:14.320 It was televised.
01:29:15.140 It's a, it's crazy
01:29:16.020 and hilarious.
01:29:17.340 The only thing
01:29:18.520 stunning about this
01:29:19.380 story is that it
01:29:20.300 wasn't Dickie that
01:29:21.700 was doing the
01:29:22.300 I'm amazed that it
01:29:25.060 wasn't him.
01:29:26.460 Danny, look at the
01:29:27.400 chat for David's
01:29:28.240 response, by the
01:29:28.980 way.
01:29:30.020 Whenever.
01:29:30.600 Okay. 0.98
01:29:32.440 That's so fucking 1.00
01:29:33.340 autistic. 1.00
01:29:34.000 I do like the one
01:29:35.140 that Polis had, but
01:29:36.160 the special guest was
01:29:37.080 the friends we made
01:29:37.660 along the way.
01:29:38.200 I can agree with
01:29:38.700 that.
01:29:39.200 That's true.
01:29:40.660 So, okay.
01:29:41.120 So what was each
01:29:42.380 other, each,
01:29:42.980 everybody's like
01:29:43.540 favorite part of the
01:29:44.760 weekend?
01:29:45.780 Like who, who was,
01:29:46.680 who was your most
01:29:47.260 excited to meet?
01:29:48.200 And then what was
01:29:49.320 like the time that
01:29:50.140 you were just like,
01:29:50.800 this is either the
01:29:51.540 most surreal or just
01:29:52.540 the best part.
01:29:53.540 So I just like to
01:29:54.420 meet all y'all
01:29:54.960 really.
01:29:55.700 And then the
01:29:56.080 fivesomes, you 0.93
01:29:56.740 know, that was
01:29:57.120 cool.
01:29:57.900 I mean, I can't
01:29:59.840 relate.
01:30:00.120 I can tell you
01:30:01.500 the most surreal
01:30:02.160 thing was the
01:30:02.820 thing right at the
01:30:03.520 end of the last
01:30:04.260 night that I was
01:30:04.700 there with the
01:30:05.140 Scott Horton
01:30:05.660 smoking circle and
01:30:07.520 the fact that Scott
01:30:08.160 knew who I was.
01:30:09.740 That whole thing
01:30:10.500 was crazy, dude.
01:30:11.720 Smoking weed with
01:30:12.500 Scott is a rite of
01:30:14.240 passage, you know?
01:30:14.900 When I walked up, did
01:30:16.140 am I tripping or did
01:30:17.700 Scott go, is that
01:30:18.460 Liberty Lockdown?
01:30:19.680 Yeah, he did.
01:30:21.660 Yeah, I gave Scott
01:30:23.040 an Eric July shirt and
01:30:24.480 I skipped a line.
01:30:25.260 I just like poked it
01:30:25.940 in and I was like,
01:30:26.880 here you go, man.
01:30:27.400 I'm top lops.
01:30:28.300 And he's like, you're
01:30:28.820 the guy.
01:30:29.740 You're the guy.
01:30:30.760 And then he gave me a
01:30:31.380 hug and I was like,
01:30:31.920 that's so cool.
01:30:32.660 And I got out of
01:30:33.520 there because I'm
01:30:33.980 nervous.
01:30:35.400 I gotta go.
01:30:37.700 That was probably
01:30:38.300 the highlight.
01:30:38.820 Hell yeah.
01:30:39.160 Scott's dope.
01:30:40.520 Hell yeah.
01:30:40.880 Dude, for me, it
01:30:41.920 really was like the
01:30:42.540 most surreal moment
01:30:43.120 was like meeting
01:30:44.100 Malice was crazy.
01:30:45.400 And I even tweeted
01:30:46.180 about, I just said
01:30:46.900 like this, this surreal
01:30:48.260 like it's, it's crazy.
01:30:49.980 But like, it really
01:30:50.780 was just like meeting
01:30:51.440 all of y'all.
01:30:51.920 Like, and I think
01:30:52.940 I can't remember if
01:30:53.440 this was Reed or
01:30:54.300 Top, I can't remember
01:30:54.860 who I was talking to
01:30:55.540 that they were just 0.99
01:30:56.120 like, this is fucking 0.97
01:30:56.840 crazy that we're all 0.97
01:30:57.640 here right now and
01:30:58.400 just kind of chilling
01:30:58.980 out.
01:30:59.360 Like it was, it
01:31:00.040 didn't feel like it
01:31:01.100 felt.
01:31:02.120 What?
01:31:02.900 I think for me, it
01:31:03.780 was when Toad and I
01:31:04.860 were at the place
01:31:06.360 that you picked us up
01:31:07.300 and then you just like
01:31:09.160 went by in the car
01:31:10.240 and, you know, you
01:31:10.920 stopped like a hundred
01:31:11.720 feet down the road
01:31:12.480 or whatever, but we
01:31:12.980 just saw you go by
01:31:14.080 and then we'd jump in
01:31:15.200 the car and you just
01:31:16.060 turn around in the
01:31:16.900 backseat, you're just
01:31:17.480 like, yo.
01:31:20.240 Cole was like shaking,
01:31:22.000 dude.
01:31:22.120 He was like visibly
01:31:22.860 nervous to me.
01:31:24.460 So excited, man.
01:31:27.260 It really made me so
01:31:28.280 happy.
01:31:28.640 And the best part of
01:31:29.480 was, was just like
01:31:30.420 hanging out, like
01:31:31.000 either the, the hot
01:31:32.460 tub, just chilling
01:31:33.080 in the hot tub with
01:31:33.680 not, I know, not all
01:31:34.760 it was just Toad and
01:31:35.680 Dickie and Reed were
01:31:37.280 there.
01:31:38.440 Yeah.
01:31:38.620 It was like 17, 17 0.99
01:31:41.140 fucking dudes in 1.00
01:31:41.980 there. 1.00
01:31:42.540 Yeah.
01:31:42.820 It was like 17
01:31:43.380 dudes in there.
01:31:46.080 What do you stand
01:31:47.700 for?
01:31:48.520 What do you stand
01:31:49.180 for?
01:31:49.680 That Toad's head 1.00
01:31:50.960 was like just
01:31:52.020 above the wall.
01:31:53.360 Real quick.
01:31:54.660 Magnus, I believe
01:31:55.780 it was Magnus
01:31:56.420 Pint Vidia described
01:31:57.620 us as aggressively
01:31:59.020 heterosexually
01:32:01.600 homosexual or
01:32:02.520 no.
01:32:02.680 He would know.
01:32:06.340 That's the title
01:32:07.060 of the episode.
01:32:08.980 I think it's a
01:32:10.580 great descriptor for
01:32:11.280 us, honestly.
01:32:12.140 My favorite thing
01:32:13.160 was definitely
01:32:13.980 meeting Eric and
01:32:14.940 getting to tell him
01:32:15.780 what he, what he
01:32:16.800 was to me.
01:32:17.460 Like, you know, I
01:32:17.980 didn't, I didn't
01:32:18.400 actually talk to Tom
01:32:19.240 the whole time.
01:32:19.820 Like there was a
01:32:20.360 line waiting for
01:32:21.040 people, like people
01:32:21.540 waiting to meet him.
01:32:22.320 I had already got to
01:32:23.060 meet Tom at the
01:32:24.400 YAL event.
01:32:24.940 So any, and he knew
01:32:25.980 who I was.
01:32:26.600 So that was like a
01:32:27.380 different, you know,
01:32:27.780 I already was
01:32:28.300 satisfied with my Tom
01:32:29.860 interactions.
01:32:30.320 Not that I wouldn't
01:32:30.920 want to speak to him
01:32:31.540 again, given the
01:32:32.120 opportunity, but
01:32:32.860 meeting Eric and
01:32:33.740 being able to tell
01:32:34.360 him and like the
01:32:35.020 look on his face
01:32:35.760 and I could tell it
01:32:36.500 meant a lot to him
01:32:37.140 for me to tell him
01:32:37.720 like, yo, you are
01:32:38.340 the reason that I
01:32:39.200 am a libertarian.
01:32:40.240 Like I could tell
01:32:40.720 that meant a lot to
01:32:41.400 him.
01:32:42.180 Did I tell y'all,
01:32:43.160 did I get to finish
01:32:43.820 the story about
01:32:44.460 whenever we were
01:32:45.080 leaving the hotel
01:32:45.800 and we ran until
01:32:46.300 Michael Malice?
01:32:46.760 There it is again.
01:32:47.800 But yeah, go ahead.
01:32:49.060 Stories.
01:32:49.380 Oh, whenever.
01:32:50.300 Yeah.
01:32:51.080 Well, whenever we
01:32:52.360 were at leaving
01:32:53.400 and hey, there she 1.00
01:32:57.800 is.
01:32:58.740 Whenever we were
01:32:59.440 leaving the hotel,
01:33:00.660 all the girls say
01:33:01.340 hi.
01:33:03.660 Ashton, get on
01:33:04.480 it.
01:33:04.820 Joni.
01:33:06.360 Joni's already
01:33:06.860 on it.
01:33:07.980 There you go.
01:33:08.720 We ran into Malice
01:33:09.740 again and I was
01:33:10.520 like, hey, you
01:33:11.000 know, it shook
01:33:11.360 his hand again.
01:33:11.800 It was really
01:33:12.180 great to meet you.
01:33:12.980 We really
01:33:13.240 appreciate what you
01:33:13.820 do.
01:33:14.460 And as we were
01:33:14.980 walking off,
01:33:16.100 Joni was saying
01:33:16.880 bye and he
01:33:17.480 looked at her and
01:33:17.940 he goes, I will
01:33:18.720 stop you.
01:33:22.240 I thought that
01:33:22.920 was kind of funny.
01:33:24.020 That's hilarious.
01:33:24.880 Dude, he is so
01:33:26.180 quick on his feet.
01:33:27.680 Like when I took a
01:33:28.640 picture with him,
01:33:30.220 for some reason,
01:33:31.280 so Elizabeth took
01:33:31.860 the picture and
01:33:32.940 she like, it was
01:33:34.560 so quick.
01:33:35.320 She took the
01:33:35.720 picture so fast for
01:33:36.660 some reason that it
01:33:37.440 was like really
01:33:38.940 weird.
01:33:39.300 It was insanely
01:33:40.320 fast.
01:33:41.020 And he looks at me
01:33:41.720 and he goes, I hope
01:33:42.280 you last longer than
01:33:43.080 that.
01:33:44.620 At the end of the
01:33:47.420 night, he abused 0.58
01:33:48.160 foe with an Asian 1.00
01:33:49.560 joke.
01:33:49.960 I forgot what he
01:33:50.560 said, but it was
01:33:51.120 like so quick.
01:33:52.080 It was like a 1.00
01:33:52.740 fucking knife, 1.00
01:33:53.420 dude. 1.00
01:33:55.900 Scott Horton was
01:33:56.920 the funniest guy
01:33:57.900 of the night, I
01:33:58.440 thought.
01:33:59.160 Yes, true.
01:34:00.100 He was up there 0.98
01:34:00.700 just so fucking 0.98
01:34:01.760 good. 0.99
01:34:02.140 No, no.
01:34:03.640 Jeff Dice.
01:34:04.660 Jeff Dice is
01:34:05.400 real.
01:34:05.960 Dice was a
01:34:06.520 banger too.
01:34:07.240 I think Ross was
01:34:08.020 the only one I
01:34:08.600 caught and it was
01:34:09.380 pretty vicious.
01:34:10.220 I was like, oh,
01:34:10.780 he went for the
01:34:11.700 throat for some 1.00
01:34:12.320 shit. 1.00
01:34:12.580 It's like, oh. 1.00
01:34:14.000 By the way, also
01:34:14.840 another surreal
01:34:15.540 moment for me and
01:34:16.320 also really like it
01:34:17.180 was really awesome
01:34:17.660 and it got caught
01:34:18.140 on camera.
01:34:18.640 It was me like
01:34:19.620 drunk off my 1.00
01:34:20.580 ass discussing 1.00
01:34:21.720 politics with
01:34:22.400 Tho Bishop.
01:34:23.280 That was
01:34:23.820 insanely fun.
01:34:26.160 Dude, I
01:34:26.460 didn't even see
01:34:27.060 Tho was awesome 0.94
01:34:27.760 too.
01:34:27.980 What?
01:34:28.380 I don't really
01:34:29.220 see the
01:34:29.840 Republican
01:34:30.380 party.
01:34:31.260 I was so
01:34:34.960 drunk, dude.
01:34:35.820 If you look in
01:34:36.720 the picture, I'm
01:34:37.320 putting my hand
01:34:38.060 like on the
01:34:38.620 tree and it's
01:34:39.300 literally to keep
01:34:39.980 myself up.
01:34:40.080 Everything's fine, by
01:34:40.200 the way.
01:34:40.580 Thanks for the
01:34:40.920 concern.
01:34:42.060 You all right?
01:34:42.580 Oh, we thought
01:34:43.040 we just left like
01:34:43.760 you usually do.
01:34:44.820 Dude, no, I
01:34:45.700 just like it to 0.54
01:34:47.740 piss.
01:34:48.060 What was your
01:34:51.900 favorite part?
01:34:55.680 Toad, what was
01:34:56.260 your favorite part?
01:34:57.040 Oh, I said that
01:34:58.060 it was smoking
01:34:59.200 weed with Scott
01:34:59.880 was my favorite.
01:35:00.360 Oh, yeah.
01:35:01.520 What was your
01:35:02.200 favorite?
01:35:03.720 My favorite was
01:35:05.500 when you were
01:35:05.840 blackout drunk and
01:35:06.620 telling me you
01:35:07.040 love me and
01:35:07.500 asking me to 1.00
01:35:08.000 fuck your wife. 1.00
01:35:08.560 I was like, 1.00
01:35:08.940 bro.
01:35:10.200 I know I said
01:35:11.220 I loved you.
01:35:13.000 I know I said
01:35:13.540 one ever said
01:35:14.080 that.
01:35:14.700 I really did.
01:35:15.420 I may have
01:35:16.960 added in that
01:35:17.580 last part.
01:35:18.980 You're a friend,
01:35:20.540 so I'll at
01:35:20.920 least wait till
01:35:21.520 you ask me to
01:35:22.280 do this sober.
01:35:23.680 I thought
01:35:24.020 Fat Dave was
01:35:24.640 going to mention
01:35:25.180 Malice being
01:35:26.580 quick when
01:35:27.320 Fat Dave got
01:35:28.200 his picture with
01:35:28.740 Tom Woods.
01:35:29.300 Malice photobombed
01:35:30.480 it.
01:35:30.680 Oh, yes.
01:35:31.120 That was also
01:35:31.620 crazy.
01:35:32.420 I could not
01:35:33.360 believe that
01:35:33.820 happened to me
01:35:34.440 too.
01:35:35.180 He's in the 1.00
01:35:35.840 fucking background 1.00
01:35:36.420 doing a face. 1.00
01:35:37.200 I'll have that
01:35:38.300 forever.
01:35:38.840 How about you,
01:35:39.360 Reed, for the
01:35:39.720 parts that you
01:35:40.100 were paying
01:35:40.400 attention to?
01:35:40.980 What's your
01:35:41.280 favorite part?
01:35:42.120 I already said
01:35:42.840 when it was
01:35:44.000 the most surreal
01:35:46.340 part was
01:35:47.120 Fat Dave was
01:35:49.120 the first one
01:35:49.880 of us that I
01:35:50.540 hadn't met in
01:35:51.820 person and him
01:35:53.180 just pulling up
01:35:54.200 and us getting
01:35:55.620 in the car and
01:35:56.220 him just turning
01:35:56.820 around and being
01:35:57.280 like, yo, we're
01:35:58.700 all here.
01:36:01.040 Yo, Fat Dave's
01:36:02.080 eyes are so blue
01:36:03.100 in person.
01:36:03.900 It was like bugging
01:36:04.480 me out.
01:36:04.800 Oh, yeah, that
01:36:05.340 was so tough.
01:36:06.100 You go, your
01:36:06.540 eyes.
01:36:08.280 There was a
01:36:09.560 moment where it
01:36:11.040 was just person
01:36:11.700 after person that
01:36:13.260 I knew online,
01:36:14.840 but it never met
01:36:15.860 in real life.
01:36:16.980 That was just
01:36:17.320 like Josh showed
01:36:18.260 up and then all
01:36:19.240 these other people
01:36:19.900 that I'm just
01:36:20.980 like person
01:36:21.580 after person.
01:36:22.420 And that was
01:36:23.060 pretty wild.
01:36:23.860 There was one
01:36:24.980 weird thing I got
01:36:26.480 is I had like
01:36:27.340 five or six fans
01:36:28.780 of mine come up
01:36:29.440 and say that I
01:36:30.100 was way taller
01:36:30.740 than they expected.
01:36:31.680 Do I give off
01:36:32.180 short person energy?
01:36:33.420 No, welcome to
01:36:34.520 my world.
01:36:35.260 You look longer
01:36:36.140 to my world.
01:36:37.880 Well, I feel like
01:36:38.420 the camera shifts
01:36:39.400 perspective a little
01:36:40.240 bit because I think
01:36:40.800 you look longer
01:36:42.060 in person, like
01:36:43.200 if it makes sense.
01:36:43.940 Yeah.
01:36:45.060 His head doesn't
01:36:48.220 look as big on
01:36:48.800 the camera.
01:36:49.400 It's Clint's head.
01:36:50.260 Clint's head is
01:36:50.840 like very like
01:36:51.860 it's bigger than
01:36:52.980 you expect.
01:36:53.540 Like famous people
01:36:54.260 have real large
01:36:55.180 faces.
01:36:55.960 Yes.
01:36:56.360 I was going to
01:36:56.840 say earlier.
01:36:58.380 I told you.
01:36:59.740 Everyone asks me
01:37:00.720 and Clint why
01:37:01.640 we've been so
01:37:02.780 successful.
01:37:03.420 Apparently, it's 0.99
01:37:04.060 big fucking 1.00
01:37:04.800 heads. 1.00
01:37:06.700 It's literally
01:37:07.500 just the head.
01:37:08.620 I got to get on 1.00
01:37:09.180 that shit. 1.00
01:37:09.560 Barry Bonds was 1.00
01:37:10.160 on.
01:37:10.640 Yeah.
01:37:13.520 Well, the other
01:37:14.180 thing was how
01:37:14.700 Lops is pretty
01:37:16.500 thick.
01:37:17.160 Like he's also
01:37:17.800 like just kind of
01:37:18.460 stocky.
01:37:19.260 Like when I saw
01:37:19.840 I was not
01:37:20.300 expecting that
01:37:20.800 either.
01:37:21.100 He's a stocky
01:37:21.860 dude.
01:37:22.760 And so it's
01:37:23.380 so is what I
01:37:24.860 had never noticed
01:37:25.760 Josh Miss
01:37:26.860 gauge holes.
01:37:28.620 Yeah.
01:37:28.880 I never noticed
01:37:29.700 on his ears.
01:37:30.380 And then also
01:37:32.780 just all the
01:37:33.420 tattoos he had
01:37:34.140 and then meeting
01:37:34.620 his wife and
01:37:35.300 knowing why he
01:37:36.140 married his
01:37:36.860 fiancee and
01:37:37.840 why he got in
01:37:38.520 why he likes
01:37:39.080 her because she 0.95
01:37:39.640 also has a ton
01:37:40.420 of tattoos.
01:37:41.380 I'm just like,
01:37:42.280 oh, okay,
01:37:42.600 this makes sense.
01:37:43.600 Also, I'm not
01:37:44.140 going to lie.
01:37:44.700 I thought they
01:37:47.780 wrestled a couple
01:37:48.700 of times.
01:37:49.600 Yeah, that was
01:37:50.360 oh, yeah,
01:37:51.480 wanting to
01:37:52.420 wrestle Josh
01:37:53.060 and I kept on
01:37:53.580 having to stop
01:37:54.360 him because they
01:37:55.120 were we were
01:37:55.520 outside on
01:37:56.820 concrete and I
01:37:57.880 kept like they
01:37:58.880 kept eventually
01:37:59.740 like they kind of
01:38:00.540 fake wrestled a
01:38:01.300 little bit like
01:38:01.720 there and Joni
01:38:02.180 took some pictures
01:38:02.820 of it, which I
01:38:03.420 will be posting
01:38:04.020 on Twitter.
01:38:04.600 So we all get
01:38:05.160 to see that.
01:38:05.680 But Dickie kept
01:38:06.240 on trying to get
01:38:07.020 Josh to wrestle
01:38:07.860 with him and I
01:38:08.420 was like, stop.
01:38:09.640 We're on concrete.
01:38:10.740 He outweighs you
01:38:11.620 by probably a hundred
01:38:12.580 pounds.
01:38:13.100 He was so upset
01:38:16.380 the next day.
01:38:17.220 He was like,
01:38:17.760 Nick kept stopping
01:38:18.840 me.
01:38:19.400 He was like, I
01:38:19.900 didn't want to
01:38:20.320 stop.
01:38:20.760 I didn't want to
01:38:21.320 stop.
01:38:22.080 He grabbed my 1.00
01:38:24.080 balls. 1.00
01:38:28.540 That's what he
01:38:29.300 said.
01:38:30.520 That's that's
01:38:31.440 Sarah.
01:38:31.880 Hello, Sarah.
01:38:33.200 That's
01:38:33.460 I guess that was
01:38:36.800 funny.
01:38:37.120 It was just a
01:38:37.460 random comment of
01:38:38.260 hello, Toad.
01:38:40.900 One episode
01:38:41.940 without white 0.91
01:38:42.680 woman, Toad. 0.92
01:38:43.320 Jesus Christ.
01:38:44.200 I love it, too,
01:38:45.260 because it wasn't a
01:38:45.740 super chat and he
01:38:46.340 still pulled it
01:38:46.860 up.
01:38:47.040 Yeah, I did.
01:38:48.840 What's the
01:38:49.600 significance of
01:38:50.340 this?
01:38:51.160 I didn't pull
01:38:52.540 that up.
01:38:52.980 Jose did.
01:38:53.760 Oh, okay.
01:38:55.500 I did post the
01:38:56.660 picture with me and
01:38:58.260 Danny, with me and
01:38:58.920 Tom Lobster.
01:39:00.040 So I cropped it
01:39:03.780 because Reed, no,
01:39:05.220 no, Reed was in
01:39:06.040 that picture.
01:39:08.120 Oh, I saw a fist.
01:39:09.600 There's a fist on
01:39:10.320 you.
01:39:10.540 Is this where you
01:39:12.220 noticed it?
01:39:12.940 Like, I was just
01:39:13.560 like.
01:39:14.060 No, I noticed it
01:39:14.920 like earlier than
01:39:15.660 that.
01:39:15.840 But what I'm saying
01:39:16.420 is he like you
01:39:18.060 were looking.
01:39:18.540 You were you were
01:39:19.080 in the background
01:39:19.600 looking off.
01:39:20.540 It looked like you
01:39:21.040 were looking at me
01:39:21.620 very angrily, but I
01:39:22.940 cropped it just so
01:39:23.840 people would.
01:39:24.460 But I will post the
01:39:25.220 picture with you in
01:39:26.000 it.
01:39:26.180 It's just to just
01:39:26.680 because just for the
01:39:27.360 funny thing.
01:39:28.260 Well, what's what's
01:39:29.180 funny?
01:39:29.540 That's the best part.
01:39:30.860 I don't care.
01:39:32.040 We were I was
01:39:32.720 posting the picture of
01:39:33.840 me and Danny to wax
01:39:35.600 poetic and wax gaily
01:39:37.320 about being being able to
01:39:38.600 meet the lobster.
01:39:39.320 So well, Nick, also
01:39:43.000 one, you're the picture
01:39:44.320 you posted and you
01:39:45.000 said caption this.
01:39:46.000 All the captions are 0.98
01:39:46.760 fucking hilarious. 0.97
01:39:47.860 There's not all of 0.98
01:39:48.740 them.
01:39:49.040 I don't encourage
01:39:49.840 them.
01:39:50.000 OK.
01:39:50.620 Most of them are not
01:39:52.560 funny.
01:39:53.400 Let's not let's not
01:39:54.260 pretend.
01:39:54.560 I was surprised by how
01:39:55.700 many were funny.
01:39:56.700 Yes, there was a good
01:39:57.900 amount.
01:39:58.960 Also, what was also
01:40:00.400 was funny is, again, I
01:40:01.700 have no recollection at
01:40:03.140 all of what we were
01:40:03.880 talking about there.
01:40:04.720 I was trying to get
01:40:06.420 us in to get a picture.
01:40:07.520 That's what that
01:40:08.020 picture is.
01:40:08.800 OK, so that's why I'm
01:40:10.440 pointing.
01:40:10.960 I'm like I'm like this 1.00
01:40:11.860 with my fucking 0.99
01:40:12.460 orangutan arms. 0.99
01:40:13.400 I remember Clint
01:40:14.440 saying like a picture
01:40:15.340 and we got the picture.
01:40:16.880 We're going to get a
01:40:17.680 picture of all the
01:40:18.260 boys.
01:40:18.660 But I don't know why I
01:40:19.460 was going like this.
01:40:21.020 I don't know what I was
01:40:22.000 talking about.
01:40:22.240 I think we kept
01:40:22.840 distracted and got like
01:40:36.220 forgot we were trying to
01:40:37.060 take a picture because
01:40:37.920 then we get caught up in
01:40:38.660 different conversations.
01:40:39.580 It was one of those.
01:40:40.940 I just realized that we
01:40:41.940 are we are the
01:40:43.020 degenerates that the 0.98
01:40:43.960 Hoppians want removed 1.00
01:40:44.860 from the Libertarian
01:40:45.480 Party.
01:40:46.000 Yeah. 0.98
01:40:48.220 Paleo degenerates, man. 0.76
01:40:50.200 I keep saying this.
01:40:51.080 Yo, we aren't.
01:40:52.380 No, we're not.
01:40:53.560 OK, good.
01:40:54.380 We're not good.
01:40:55.420 Yeah.
01:40:55.760 Oh, it's because we're
01:40:56.360 all white.
01:40:56.800 I get it.
01:40:57.180 Yeah.
01:40:59.960 Me white.
01:41:01.320 No, but but
01:41:01.880 Clint, we're all
01:41:02.820 homosexual, though, so 0.99
01:41:03.940 they do want us to 0.94
01:41:04.620 remove.
01:41:05.160 That's true.
01:41:05.980 Top, top.
01:41:06.460 You're the last one.
01:41:07.080 So what was the most
01:41:07.620 surreal moment and who
01:41:08.340 are you?
01:41:08.980 What was the like surreal
01:41:09.920 moment or in like best
01:41:11.240 moment or most excited
01:41:12.500 to meet somebody?
01:41:13.920 Oh, yeah.
01:41:14.900 So, yeah, I was getting
01:41:15.820 a drink.
01:41:16.360 I think I was getting
01:41:16.840 a drink with Reed and
01:41:17.840 Josh came in and
01:41:19.540 then like my eyes lit up
01:41:20.720 and the sun started
01:41:21.340 shining.
01:41:22.000 Man, that hurt.
01:41:22.820 It was like I was
01:41:23.380 with Reed and then
01:41:24.420 Josh came in.
01:41:25.740 Yeah.
01:41:26.540 He was saying
01:41:27.180 something and I just
01:41:28.260 like mushed his face
01:41:29.300 and I ran over to
01:41:30.900 Josh.
01:41:31.220 I gave him a hug.
01:41:32.340 So you had not met
01:41:33.400 Josh yet?
01:41:34.660 No.
01:41:35.080 First time.
01:41:35.520 Oh, wow.
01:41:35.940 Neither have I.
01:41:36.780 I was there for their
01:41:37.820 meeting.
01:41:38.200 It was pretty cool.
01:41:38.760 I was like, wait, this
01:41:39.360 is the first time you
01:41:40.780 guys have met in
01:41:41.480 person.
01:41:41.960 Like, I mean, I kind
01:41:43.140 of envision them as
01:41:44.340 one person at this
01:41:45.260 point.
01:41:45.500 I did everything in
01:41:48.380 my power to not
01:41:51.820 kick my leg up when
01:41:52.780 I gave him a hug.
01:41:53.540 I was like, this is
01:41:53.960 going to be gay if 0.99
01:41:54.700 somebody takes a 1.00
01:41:55.740 picture of that.
01:41:56.860 This was my
01:41:57.520 super chat and I
01:41:58.280 highlighted it just 0.99
01:41:58.940 because it's fucking 0.99
01:41:59.500 hilarious and perfect. 0.96
01:42:01.040 Thank you, Jason.
01:42:01.800 This is why we do it
01:42:02.580 to make all of you 0.94
01:42:03.320 feel less retarded. 0.94
01:42:06.160 Guys, I think he's 0.70
01:42:08.340 insulting us, Toad.
01:42:10.240 No, I know he is.
01:42:11.300 No, I think Jason's
01:42:12.320 in a really low place.
01:42:13.320 I'm five hours
01:42:15.580 away.
01:42:16.600 Let's meet a mobile
01:42:17.480 and throw down 1.00
01:42:18.280 salty motherfucker. 1.00
01:42:19.300 Let's do it. 1.00
01:42:20.000 I'll do it.
01:42:22.020 Hey, we're an hour
01:42:23.340 and 40 deep.
01:42:24.120 Are you guys good
01:42:24.600 with rapping?
01:42:25.600 Yes.
01:42:25.900 Yeah, I'm good.
01:42:27.560 Clayton, we know
01:42:28.180 you're not good
01:42:28.720 with answers right
01:42:29.420 there. 1.00
01:42:30.540 Get the fuck 0.99
01:42:31.220 out of here. 0.99
01:42:31.760 I'm trying to get
01:42:32.220 laid.
01:42:34.180 Today, I had the
01:42:35.660 pleasure of having
01:42:36.740 on Dave Rubin, so
01:42:37.560 please subscribe to
01:42:38.660 Liberty Lockdown.
01:42:39.220 He's the one who's
01:42:39.900 waiting in the other
01:42:40.520 room.
01:42:41.200 Yes.
01:42:42.120 And by the way,
01:42:42.680 you'll love my
01:42:44.760 intro to the episode.
01:42:45.640 I go, the only
01:42:46.440 man who, this is a
01:42:47.600 lie, by the way,
01:42:48.140 because obviously
01:42:48.580 Reid's here, so you
01:42:49.280 guys will know it's
01:42:49.820 a lie, but I said,
01:42:50.420 the only man who
01:42:50.980 has ever made me
01:42:51.640 question my sexuality.
01:42:53.660 He got a kick out
01:42:54.760 of it, so that was
01:42:55.280 good.
01:42:55.420 I love the picture
01:42:56.820 of us at Freedom
01:42:57.600 Fest.
01:42:58.020 It's you, me,
01:42:58.760 Jeremy Todd, and
01:43:00.080 Dave Rubin, and he's
01:43:01.760 the only guy who
01:43:02.580 looks straight in the
01:43:03.680 photo.
01:43:05.060 What was more?
01:43:07.100 Did the green lines
01:43:08.260 come up and y'all
01:43:08.960 are all slanted and
01:43:09.760 he was perfectly
01:43:10.820 arrow straight?
01:43:12.900 What was more
01:43:13.380 based, Freedom
01:43:14.440 Fest or Tom
01:43:15.480 Woods 2000?
01:43:16.480 I think Tom
01:43:17.700 Woods because of our
01:43:19.220 squad all being there.
01:43:20.500 That, I mean, that was
01:43:21.200 so special to me.
01:43:22.360 I can't even like, and
01:43:24.620 there's a ton of
01:43:25.120 conservatives at Freedom
01:43:25.580 Fest.
01:43:25.840 Yeah, Tom Woods are just
01:43:26.840 us fads.
01:43:28.120 Yeah, no, I know.
01:43:29.220 I knew what you meant,
01:43:30.280 but I was clarifying.
01:43:32.640 Dude, it's pretty crazy
01:43:33.640 because like Clint had
01:43:34.760 on, I guess you had
01:43:35.440 David Rubin on, and
01:43:36.500 Reed just had Jason
01:43:37.240 Bermas on, which was
01:43:38.080 really cool. 0.99
01:43:38.620 And then fucking Josh 0.99
01:43:39.680 had Andrew Bogan on 0.99
01:43:41.140 tonight. 1.00
01:43:41.560 Like, what the fuck? 1.00
01:43:42.740 Like, what the fuck 1.00
01:43:44.000 is going on? 0.99
01:43:44.760 By the way, the Jason
01:43:44.800 Bermas episode, what
01:43:46.400 everyone wanted to
01:43:47.460 happen was Jason to
01:43:48.780 admit that a plane hit
01:43:49.720 the Pentagon.
01:43:50.360 Instead, he went
01:43:51.380 hardcore and said,
01:43:52.760 there were no planes.
01:43:53.760 They were all drones.
01:43:55.100 Oh, no.
01:43:57.220 I have to save my
01:43:58.520 watch later.
01:43:59.220 I'm so excited now.
01:44:00.540 Yeah.
01:44:01.660 Ryan's having an
01:44:02.440 autistic attack right
01:44:03.400 now.
01:44:03.540 Oh, yeah.
01:44:03.700 Ryan, I sent it to
01:44:04.760 him, and he watched
01:44:05.540 like the first 10
01:44:06.260 minutes of it.
01:44:06.840 He's like, I can't even 0.98
01:44:07.600 fucking watch this, and 0.97
01:44:08.780 I was like, dude, he 0.99
01:44:09.780 said he'll do the
01:44:10.460 four horsemen with
01:44:11.220 us, and he's just
01:44:11.740 like, ah!
01:44:14.480 Ryan Thompson
01:44:15.200 punching the air.
01:44:16.460 So he'll do the
01:44:17.100 four horsemen with
01:44:17.860 Jason Bermas, but just
01:44:19.560 don't draw him
01:44:20.120 wrong.
01:44:21.080 Yeah, yeah.
01:44:22.300 Got it.
01:44:23.060 Ryan taller than
01:44:24.180 Jason.
01:44:25.020 Oh, my God.
01:44:26.060 Make the towers, but
01:44:27.320 make the planes, but
01:44:28.160 make them like visually
01:44:28.940 clearly some sort of
01:44:29.940 special effect.
01:44:30.620 Okay, by the way, the
01:44:37.620 thing, the biggest
01:44:38.800 takeaway from the
01:44:39.560 Tom was 2000 was
01:44:40.800 that...
01:44:40.940 We did this three
01:44:41.400 times.
01:44:42.680 No, no, no, no, no,
01:44:43.920 no, no, no, no, no.
01:44:44.240 I'm saying it's totally
01:44:45.160 different.
01:44:45.560 I'm saying it's totally
01:44:45.880 different.
01:44:46.280 The biggest takeaway
01:44:47.260 from it for me was that
01:44:49.360 we have to get together
01:44:50.460 more often because it
01:44:51.940 was one of the funnest,
01:44:53.660 it was literally one of
01:44:54.360 the funnest weekends of
01:44:55.060 my life, and I literally
01:44:56.980 had some of the best
01:44:57.760 times and met so many 0.99
01:44:58.940 fucking people that 0.99
01:45:00.440 like, even like we 1.00
01:45:01.380 made new friends, met
01:45:02.520 the people that we've
01:45:03.200 talked about online,
01:45:03.820 like Jermaine Vincent
01:45:05.080 was awesome, just
01:45:05.960 talking, seeing him
01:45:06.640 around, Duke Justine,
01:45:07.700 those guys like that.
01:45:08.560 Send super chats,
01:45:09.240 Jermaine.
01:45:09.360 Oh, was this your
01:45:10.100 first like event that
01:45:11.040 you had gone to?
01:45:12.440 100%.
01:45:12.640 Okay, yeah.
01:45:13.400 They're great, aren't
01:45:14.280 they?
01:45:14.600 Like being able to
01:45:15.220 talk to people and
01:45:16.020 meet everybody and
01:45:16.920 like just being like,
01:45:17.840 hey, what's up?
01:45:18.320 I know you.
01:45:18.860 One more thing.
01:45:19.540 Listen, I see Clint
01:45:20.660 getting real uncomfortable,
01:45:21.500 but I got to tell you
01:45:22.260 guys, after I said bye
01:45:24.280 to you at the pool, I
01:45:25.100 walked all the way back
01:45:26.260 to the other end and
01:45:27.280 then went to the
01:45:27.820 parking lot and I
01:45:29.120 completely forgot where
01:45:30.120 I parked and I asked
01:45:31.680 Cam, Cam Harless saw
01:45:32.860 me, I'm jogging up the 0.99
01:45:34.860 rows in every fucking 0.99
01:45:36.820 parking lot for like an 0.99
01:45:37.940 hour almost.
01:45:39.320 Just jogging, sweaty.
01:45:40.700 Yo, I was panicking.
01:45:42.320 I was about to call
01:45:42.920 someone like, I'm 1.00
01:45:45.800 driving a fucking gray 1.00
01:45:46.840 Camry. 1.00
01:45:47.300 It's like, they're all
01:45:47.900 gray Camry.
01:45:49.060 I'm never leaving.
01:45:50.760 That's kind of a big
01:45:51.700 rig for you to be
01:45:52.580 moving around.
01:45:53.280 Oh, no.
01:45:54.060 Fair enough.
01:45:57.580 Fair enough, Reed.
01:45:58.820 Where was your car?
01:45:59.560 Did he sleep on the
01:46:00.200 floor?
01:46:00.640 What's going on?
01:46:04.660 I don't know if Reed
01:46:05.640 had a car.
01:46:06.220 Well, you know, Reed
01:46:07.100 slept in my bed, so.
01:46:09.580 I didn't even get
01:46:10.780 human.
01:46:11.600 The only tail I got
01:46:12.820 was from amphibian,
01:46:14.040 so.
01:46:15.680 But legitimately, I
01:46:17.400 will do anything to
01:46:18.560 like meet up with y'all
01:46:19.480 again, anywhere, like 0.99
01:46:20.840 any fucking time. 0.99
01:46:21.500 All right. 0.99
01:46:21.780 Yes, anything.
01:46:22.460 Utah is not where I
01:46:27.060 want to go to, though,
01:46:27.860 if we're going to
01:46:28.180 meet each other,
01:46:28.820 because literally 1.00
01:46:29.580 faggotry is illegal 1.00
01:46:31.320 out there. 1.00
01:46:32.960 I can just identify
01:46:34.620 as a woman and you
01:46:35.680 can be one of my
01:46:36.460 11 wives.
01:46:37.780 That's true.
01:46:38.880 I'll be going to
01:46:39.360 Utah sometime.
01:46:40.920 If I was going to
01:46:41.560 be someone's hair on
01:46:42.780 it, it would be
01:46:43.180 Clint's.
01:46:43.640 You know that.
01:46:44.340 Yo, guys, you
01:46:45.520 got to get together
01:46:46.180 at my place, man.
01:46:46.980 I just went and
01:46:47.640 scoped out my, did
01:46:48.860 the inspection, my
01:46:49.600 10 acres, man.
01:46:50.300 We're going to 0.99
01:46:50.560 fucking do. 0.99
01:46:50.980 I was going to 0.99
01:46:51.820 say, if we do
01:46:52.420 something, it's got
01:46:52.980 to be in Florida
01:46:53.660 because I'm in
01:46:54.980 driving distance.
01:46:56.160 I know Toad is the
01:46:58.080 one who's farthest
01:46:58.680 away.
01:46:59.120 Obviously, Reed,
01:47:00.220 actually, Reed, you're
01:47:00.780 probably the farthest
01:47:01.400 away.
01:47:03.600 Toad's going to be
01:47:04.140 moving, man.
01:47:04.840 He's going to get 1.00
01:47:05.240 out of fucking 1.00
01:47:05.820 Massachusetts. 1.00
01:47:05.900 I think the most
01:47:06.360 realistic one is
01:47:07.520 going to be somewhere
01:47:08.320 in Florida.
01:47:09.700 You've got to move
01:47:11.000 to Utah now because
01:47:11.940 then your women won't 1.00
01:47:13.100 be trying to kill
01:47:14.160 each other. 0.54
01:47:14.980 Oh, but
01:47:16.120 they're at
01:47:16.780 Forkfest, too.
01:47:17.700 Yeah, but they'll
01:47:18.520 all have to be
01:47:18.980 sisters.
01:47:19.360 We've got to do an
01:47:20.200 event out at Top's 0.98
01:47:21.080 fucking 300 acres or 1.00
01:47:22.240 where the fuck he's 1.00
01:47:22.760 going. 1.00
01:47:22.800 I think we should 0.99
01:47:23.620 just kick all the 1.00
01:47:24.220 women to the side, 1.00
01:47:24.880 all of us guys get
01:47:25.820 married, and then
01:47:27.260 only Nick can
01:47:28.140 divorce and leave
01:47:28.840 us.
01:47:31.000 That's a deep
01:47:31.700 tradition going.
01:47:33.940 And then he goes
01:47:34.680 to some lesser
01:47:36.180 family or something.
01:47:37.200 I don't know who
01:47:37.520 they are.
01:47:39.860 He's like so 0.97
01:47:40.660 straight it's gay. 0.98
01:47:41.620 Johnny in the chat 0.91
01:47:45.460 just says no.
01:47:48.700 I have to go to
01:47:49.380 what I'm dying.
01:47:50.340 Yeah, I love you
01:47:51.180 guys.
01:47:51.440 I got plugs, though.
01:47:52.860 Anybody?
01:47:54.120 Is that a magnet,
01:47:56.340 Clint?
01:47:57.020 All right, see you
01:47:57.420 later.
01:47:58.680 Clint, it was great
01:48:00.340 to see you again,
01:48:00.800 brother.
01:48:01.280 If you got a bounce.
01:48:02.640 Yeah, it was nice
01:48:03.320 to meet you, man.
01:48:04.180 It was really nice
01:48:04.840 to meet you.
01:48:05.520 I love, literally
01:48:06.500 love all of you.
01:48:08.320 Give your plugs
01:48:10.000 besides Dave Rubin
01:48:11.500 today.
01:48:12.380 Yeah, if anybody's
01:48:13.260 got some, you'll
01:48:13.660 go ahead.
01:48:15.100 Yeah, Dave Rubin,
01:48:16.300 I have Sour Patch
01:48:17.300 Lids and Eric
01:48:18.280 July and some 1.00
01:48:21.180 other dope fucking 1.00
01:48:22.080 guests lined up. 1.00
01:48:23.260 Zuby. 1.00
01:48:24.240 So yeah, my shit's 1.00
01:48:25.460 popping. 0.98
01:48:26.020 So I love you guys
01:48:26.840 at Liberty Lockpot on
01:48:27.680 Twitter, Liberty Lockdown
01:48:28.520 on Instagram, YouTube,
01:48:29.840 Spotify, everywhere else. 1.00
01:48:30.940 You guys are the shit. 1.00
01:48:32.540 Nick, stop leaving us. 1.00
01:48:33.540 Come back to us.
01:48:34.200 We love you and we
01:48:34.780 miss you.
01:48:35.860 Tomorrow I got
01:48:36.720 Stephanie Edmonds 1.00
01:48:37.880 who is a fucking 1.00
01:48:38.640 she's a teacher who 1.00
01:48:40.600 got a who's getting
01:48:42.020 fired for not getting
01:48:43.040 the jab and she's 1.00
01:48:44.680 she's got a she's a 0.95
01:48:45.800 content creator, too.
01:48:46.840 So I'm having her on.
01:48:48.140 We're going to talk.
01:48:48.580 I think she's a little
01:48:49.000 bit more conservative.
01:48:49.860 So it'll be interesting
01:48:50.580 conversation.
01:48:51.920 Obviously, the focus is
01:48:53.180 going to be how like,
01:48:54.200 you know, to support
01:48:55.060 those that are like,
01:48:55.900 you know, making that
01:48:56.560 sacrifice like she is.
01:48:58.180 And then I have
01:48:58.660 Thursday, I have
01:48:59.620 Kaufman.
01:49:00.660 We're going to be doing 1.00
01:49:01.560 fucking we're going to 0.99
01:49:02.680 be hitting up the 0.99
01:49:03.460 David Friedman chapter
01:49:04.520 of Anarchist Handbook.
01:49:05.340 So, OK, I got it
01:49:08.260 coming.
01:49:08.540 I got it coming.
01:49:10.520 I appreciate it.
01:49:11.300 But read what you got.
01:49:13.060 Oh, yeah, I just had
01:49:14.280 Jason Burmess on yesterday.
01:49:15.620 Like I said, he went
01:49:16.640 full hardcore.
01:49:18.260 You know, some people
01:49:19.540 were hoping he was going
01:49:21.000 to retract some
01:49:21.700 statements, but he went
01:49:22.580 full hardcore back to
01:49:23.740 like 2007 tiles style 0.99
01:49:25.620 shit. 1.00
01:49:25.900 So go watch that. 1.00
01:49:26.680 It's fun.
01:49:27.560 He pissed off all the
01:49:29.160 Ryan Dawson types.
01:49:30.320 We got the four horsemen
01:49:31.760 on Sunday, which is
01:49:33.300 Ryan Dawson, DJ
01:49:34.460 Thermal Detonator and
01:49:36.360 Adam Fitzgerald.
01:49:38.100 Eric's going to be out
01:49:38.700 of town.
01:49:39.340 So he can't come on.
01:49:41.380 And yeah, I got some
01:49:42.860 other big guests coming
01:49:43.860 down the pipe that
01:49:44.800 haven't been scheduled
01:49:45.920 yet.
01:49:46.520 But how much is that in
01:49:48.160 superior dollars?
01:49:49.380 It's like five
01:49:50.020 dollars or something.
01:49:52.520 But dude, this is our
01:49:53.420 this is our friend.
01:49:54.520 Yeah.
01:49:54.900 Yeah.
01:49:55.320 So this is that's the
01:49:56.560 rupees, right?
01:49:57.320 Yeah.
01:49:57.720 I know it smells
01:49:59.820 crazy in there.
01:50:03.260 This guy makes money 0.95
01:50:04.360 when he like smashes
01:50:05.240 some crates and the 0.99
01:50:06.060 fucking rupees come 1.00
01:50:06.880 out. 1.00
01:50:07.140 Then he collects them
01:50:07.740 and gives them to you
01:50:08.340 guys.
01:50:08.600 This is one of the 1.00
01:50:09.140 motherfuckers who's 1.00
01:50:10.160 like who's who's going 1.00
01:50:11.680 there and like making
01:50:12.600 fake accounts to like 0.97
01:50:13.620 boost fucking like 1.00
01:50:14.660 channels and shit, 1.00
01:50:15.520 you know, or fake 1.00
01:50:17.000 Twitter follows.
01:50:18.040 I was not.
01:50:18.520 I was just talking to
01:50:19.220 him today about my
01:50:20.340 my washer machine is 0.99
01:50:21.640 fucked up. 0.99
01:50:22.140 So he's 1.00
01:50:22.360 going to be a
01:50:23.900 service to God 0.99
01:50:25.120 damn it, Danny. 0.99
01:50:25.760 I guess I got to 1.00
01:50:28.100 run a naturalist
01:50:29.360 capitalist on YouTube
01:50:30.400 at Reed Coverdale
01:50:31.380 on Twitter.
01:50:32.200 So it was so great
01:50:33.160 me and all of you.
01:50:34.120 So I see
01:50:35.360 and everybody can
01:50:36.300 find audio.
01:50:36.920 I got something
01:50:40.020 tomorrow.
01:50:41.240 Tomorrow at 7 p.m.
01:50:42.680 Central, I will be
01:50:43.580 streaming playing
01:50:45.080 these babies on my
01:50:46.720 YouTube channel.
01:50:47.600 I am going to be
01:50:48.520 opening up my PayPal
01:50:49.540 for donations to
01:50:50.560 raise money for a
01:50:51.420 charity called Living
01:50:52.300 Beyond Breast Cancer,
01:50:53.360 being that it is
01:50:53.920 October.
01:50:54.460 So y'all know I was
01:50:55.140 going to start getting
01:50:55.700 into doing charity
01:50:56.400 stuff.
01:50:56.980 This is going to be
01:50:57.460 the beginning of
01:50:58.020 that.
01:50:58.260 So tomorrow night,
01:50:59.300 if you guys like
01:50:59.880 rock and metal, I'm
01:51:01.080 probably going to be 0.98
01:51:01.560 playing easy shit 0.99
01:51:02.420 because I'm super 1.00
01:51:03.040 nervous to be playing
01:51:03.840 in front of people
01:51:04.400 again.
01:51:05.140 But if you guys like
01:51:06.060 rock, if you guys
01:51:06.780 just want to support,
01:51:07.620 I'll be opening up
01:51:08.240 my PayPal.
01:51:08.880 It'll be on Twitter.
01:51:10.120 And don't worry, I
01:51:11.200 will make sure that
01:51:12.200 you guys are that I'm
01:51:13.520 held accountable and
01:51:14.420 I'm not keeping the
01:51:15.080 money for myself.
01:51:15.800 You guys know that
01:51:16.440 I'm an honest guy,
01:51:17.420 but just to prove it,
01:51:18.940 I will I will provide
01:51:20.000 like, you know,
01:51:20.800 receipts and
01:51:21.360 whatever of the chair
01:51:22.200 that I'm donating to
01:51:23.140 the charity.
01:51:23.500 So I'm going to
01:51:24.840 open up and we'll
01:51:25.600 donate at the end of
01:51:26.360 the month because
01:51:26.880 we're just going to
01:51:27.380 continually do things
01:51:28.460 until we get however
01:51:29.580 much money and we'll
01:51:30.380 just donate at the
01:51:31.140 end because it's
01:51:31.680 October and then
01:51:32.400 next month will be
01:51:33.200 epilepsy awareness
01:51:34.060 month.
01:51:35.460 So we'll do
01:51:35.860 something for
01:51:36.220 epilepsy that time.
01:51:37.120 Yeah.
01:51:37.320 You know,
01:51:37.600 anything for autism
01:51:38.340 generate out your
01:51:39.000 system here and you
01:51:39.720 go over there and 1.00
01:51:40.340 fucking autism 0.98
01:51:43.180 awareness is April. 0.99
01:51:44.460 I believe, man,
01:51:44.960 you got to I don't
01:51:45.400 know.
01:51:46.000 I don't know.
01:51:47.120 Person would know
01:51:47.820 that.
01:51:49.880 For real, though.
01:51:50.580 Yeah, definitely go 0.99
01:51:51.060 check out Nick shit 0.99
01:51:51.920 like it's good stuff. 0.99
01:51:53.120 I'm going to be
01:51:53.540 streaming it on my
01:51:54.320 YouTube channel.
01:51:54.980 So like people were
01:51:56.220 talking about
01:51:56.880 Super Chats. 0.91
01:51:59.080 We're not doing
01:51:59.500 Super Chats. 0.91
01:52:00.260 I don't even have
01:52:00.800 Super Chats yet on my
01:52:01.680 channel, but we're
01:52:02.260 just going to be
01:52:02.920 opening up the
01:52:03.620 PayPal account and
01:52:04.560 you guys will be
01:52:05.080 able to start doing
01:52:05.920 like a lot of stuff.
01:52:07.160 And are you going to
01:52:07.720 ever do a Twitch or
01:52:08.680 anything like that?
01:52:09.300 I have a Twitch
01:52:09.720 account already.
01:52:11.260 I like both.
01:52:12.720 What I'm probably
01:52:13.520 going to do is do
01:52:14.320 something like that.
01:52:15.040 Like tomorrow is
01:52:16.080 just going to be like
01:52:16.780 a trial run, like a
01:52:17.920 pilot.
01:52:18.220 Right.
01:52:18.540 So like to make
01:52:19.460 sure I got
01:52:19.980 everything down and
01:52:20.760 I got my my
01:52:21.780 levels in tone and
01:52:22.660 everything right with
01:52:23.320 this new setup I
01:52:24.060 have.
01:52:24.960 But yeah, once I
01:52:26.060 the more I do it, the
01:52:26.900 more I'll develop and
01:52:27.640 the more I'll learn.
01:52:28.400 And, you know, like
01:52:29.020 let me tell you guys
01:52:29.760 something. 1.00
01:52:30.240 It's a fucking 1.00
01:52:30.780 travesty. 1.00
01:52:31.280 I think you have like
01:52:31.940 500 followers on
01:52:33.080 YouTube or subscribers.
01:52:35.400 Nick was one of
01:52:36.180 no, Nick.
01:52:37.160 Nick was one of the
01:52:37.940 first people that I
01:52:38.620 did like a logo
01:52:40.240 for or like some
01:52:41.260 kind of like profile
01:52:42.540 picture, whatever it
01:52:43.660 was.
01:52:44.100 And I only do this
01:52:45.500 for people that I
01:52:46.280 that I really like put
01:52:48.120 stock in that I think
01:52:49.060 are like real that I
01:52:50.000 that I think are good.
01:52:51.360 You know, I'll make an
01:52:52.260 exception to do it.
01:52:53.060 Yeah.
01:52:53.460 So the fact that this
01:52:54.920 guy doesn't have a
01:52:55.460 thousand to do
01:52:56.320 super chats yet, you 1.00
01:52:58.140 guys are fucking up. 1.00
01:52:59.120 Go follow Nick. 1.00
01:53:00.080 My channel is just
01:53:01.780 Nick Ashley play you.
01:53:03.420 And but I mean, I
01:53:05.040 don't do that.
01:53:05.620 I've only got three
01:53:06.180 videos up.
01:53:06.820 I've only got three
01:53:07.380 streams up or four
01:53:08.380 four.
01:53:09.100 But Nick was audio
01:53:09.900 only for a long time.
01:53:11.140 Yeah.
01:53:11.440 I don't I don't want to
01:53:13.680 do super chats because
01:53:15.120 YouTube takes a big
01:53:16.180 chunk of it.
01:53:16.780 It's not about me.
01:53:17.560 It's about the cause.
01:53:18.680 So like so that's why
01:53:20.160 I'm just going to have
01:53:20.800 a donation link in the
01:53:21.780 comments and people
01:53:23.460 will be able to donate
01:53:24.260 through that.
01:53:24.980 Plus, that way I'll have
01:53:25.800 the money right away
01:53:26.640 and then I'm just going
01:53:27.300 to write a check or I
01:53:28.360 guess I don't think I'm
01:53:29.080 going to write a check,
01:53:29.740 so to speak, but like,
01:53:30.820 you know, actually do a
01:53:32.160 donation online at the
01:53:33.160 end of the month,
01:53:33.740 however much.
01:53:35.600 Now, I will say this is
01:53:37.000 probably the biggest
01:53:37.560 platform I'm going to
01:53:38.320 have for a bit now.
01:53:39.580 We're not doing song
01:53:40.940 requests by by pay.
01:53:43.060 A lot of people that
01:53:43.760 do streams, they do 0.98
01:53:44.680 song requests if you
01:53:45.640 pay them.
01:53:46.440 I'm not doing that
01:53:47.100 because I don't want
01:53:48.160 people to request a
01:53:49.060 song that I don't know
01:53:49.960 how to play.
01:53:50.860 So if you're if you're
01:53:52.260 going to request the
01:53:53.200 song, do not donate
01:53:55.140 anything.
01:53:55.660 Just ask if I know how
01:53:56.960 to do it and I'll do
01:53:57.760 it.
01:53:57.880 I'm not doing songs for
01:53:59.180 money.
01:53:59.720 Play Stairway to Heaven.
01:54:01.020 Yeah, exactly.
01:54:01.640 I don't want I don't
01:54:02.260 want people requesting
01:54:03.040 songs that I do not
01:54:04.000 know how to play.
01:54:04.780 So that's it.
01:54:06.500 Sorry, Elizabeth.
01:54:07.320 I didn't realize, you
01:54:08.100 know, what's the
01:54:10.620 stepbrothers reference
01:54:11.880 where he's like, sir,
01:54:13.100 this is exclusively a 0.99
01:54:14.200 1980s fucking whatever 0.99
01:54:16.180 parody. 0.99
01:54:18.520 Yes, drywall.
01:54:19.480 That is a key.
01:54:20.040 Why?
01:54:20.360 Why does that matter?
01:54:21.620 It's so weird.
01:54:24.960 I'm not learning a
01:54:25.860 free bird.
01:54:26.700 By the way, so we'll
01:54:27.700 finish up with our
01:54:29.460 mean toads kind of
01:54:30.520 plugs tomorrow.
01:54:31.220 We're going to be an
01:54:31.540 Adam Nutter's podcast.
01:54:32.740 I don't know if
01:54:33.120 toad remembers this,
01:54:33.860 but we're supposed to
01:54:34.320 do his podcast.
01:54:34.840 I don't remember that 0.99
01:54:35.780 shit. 1.00
01:54:36.080 Yes. 1.00
01:54:36.560 So, yes, we're doing
01:54:37.300 that tomorrow with
01:54:38.280 Adam Nutter.
01:54:38.860 Yeah, we're supposed
01:54:42.640 to do it last week,
01:54:43.340 but it just didn't
01:54:43.900 work out.
01:54:44.520 So I think Tom was
01:54:45.340 also sorry, Adam.
01:54:47.120 But then, but the
01:54:48.940 next week we're having
01:54:49.760 on a Carrie and
01:54:50.300 Harlos to talk about.
01:54:51.900 We actually got her
01:54:52.580 at Carrie and Harlos
01:54:55.380 Carrie and Harlos. 0.99
01:54:56.840 I don't fucking know. 0.99
01:54:58.360 I really I know. 0.98
01:54:59.900 It's a purple hair.
01:55:01.660 She doesn't like to be 0.89
01:55:05.480 called Karen.
01:55:06.120 I don't know if she's
01:55:07.460 I don't know because 1.00
01:55:10.440 y'all don't know shit 0.99
01:55:11.160 about the guests you 0.98
01:55:11.920 get.
01:55:13.840 We got.
01:55:15.460 I'll be I'm at
01:55:16.540 top lobster dot com.
01:55:17.800 I forgot.
01:55:18.620 Yes. 1.00
01:55:19.040 Go buy a shit. 1.00
01:55:20.240 Go buy his all shit. 1.00
01:55:21.360 My wife has bought 1.00
01:55:22.000 so much shit from him 1.00
01:55:22.980 already. 1.00
01:55:23.480 So, but yeah, so
01:55:24.420 anyone give it to
01:55:25.780 Nick or top.
01:55:26.580 All right.
01:55:29.380 They're actually doing 1.00
01:55:30.380 shit. 0.99
01:55:31.520 Dude, love all you 0.99
01:55:32.660 guys.
01:55:33.260 It was great seeing
01:55:34.060 you.
01:55:34.360 It was so great to
01:55:35.000 meet all you guys.
01:55:35.640 I met Jose and
01:55:36.520 toad before, but it
01:55:37.340 was and me, but I
01:55:40.120 said Jose and Cole.
01:55:42.100 No, no.
01:55:42.720 Cole.
01:55:43.060 Yeah.
01:55:43.180 Not me.
01:55:43.880 Cole.
01:55:44.080 Did I say toad?
01:55:45.000 Yeah.
01:55:45.240 Yeah.
01:55:45.500 Oh, my bad.
01:55:46.160 That's like the 1.00
01:55:46.520 fucking retard. 1.00
01:55:47.520 Yeah. 1.00
01:55:47.700 No wonder you got
01:55:48.220 off the show. 1.00
01:55:48.700 You're fucking 1.00
01:55:48.980 retarded. 1.00
01:55:53.760 We'll see you guys.
01:55:57.180 That's the last
01:55:57.820 time we saw Nick.
01:56:00.420 Nick. 0.99
01:56:00.900 Check out shit for 1.00
01:56:01.640 real though. 1.00
01:56:02.660 Dude, we all right.
01:56:03.860 End it.
01:56:04.580 We plug.