Ep 39 - One-Hand Body Count w⧸ Ashton Birdie
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1 hour and 41 minutes
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186.91093
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Summary
The resurrection of fat jesus is finally here, and we have a guest from the editing room floor of Handmaid's Tale, Ashton Birdie! She talks about her time on the editing floor of the hit show, The Handmaid s Tale, and how she became a handmaid.
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what's up retards the funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12 women jerk off dicks like
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fucking they're an unruly ferret yeah you ever had a 9-11 cocktail it's in manhattan with two
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kamikazes you see the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this and she needs to account
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for it white women must be stopped that's right what yeah we can stay horny and retarded longer
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that she can stay sane what your ass ass to penis ratio ben maybe you could say we had sex but we
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didn't fuck but you said oh jesus fat dave fuck you man
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to another episode of tower power hour this is episode 39 we got big old the resurrection of
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it's jesus because i raised from the dead after three days
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she is straight from the editing room floor of uh a handmaid's tale it is ashton birdie
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dude by the way i didn't want to mention this okay clint keeps making jokes about wanting to
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impregnate me so maybe that's not completely not true
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alcohol is the truth serum man i'm just testing it i'm just testing how pro-life you really are
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totally different dude okay so every time during the intro i don't know about anybody else listening
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or like any of y'all but i always say three things i always like repeat the three things in the intro
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when clint says unruly ferrets i say it out loud every goddamn time
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shout out to diggy for putting that together man it is fire
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wait how did you get your old twitter account again
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okay so this was pretty crazy so my wife wakes me up like in the morning and she's like hey
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your twitter got suspended and i'm like laying in bed i'm like what the fuck
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and so i'm checking twitter i'm like oh i did get suspended and i couldn't figure out why
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so i was like i don't know what's going on isn't it
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and i was like going through and i was like it was just like you're suspended check twitter
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and so i checked like the twitter online and logged in and didn't tell me what it was
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so i finally go and check my emails and it says
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just declare it was spanish kfc who was the perpetrator
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hey guys i'm having a lot of trouble with my microphone on my camera
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the last two minutes you guys were talking i have no idea what you just said
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so i i really have no idea like what you guys just said
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so and then i was watching the film apparently it's like something about anti-semites or something
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reed was just cutting out but he said he said he was gonna make the joke and drop off
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i don't know we have p north saying cosby did nothing wrong
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reed just disconnected ashton don't take it personally
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and by the way uh we should get bill cosby on this show
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just uh yeah just for the the re-factor or whatever else
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that'd be amazing honest to god i would love to have bill cosby on
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the libertarian friendship simulator guys i went on their show and they were talking about how
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their intern jay like got brought it got snuck in a um a cell phone to a prison
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and talked to a prisoner and they were like talking to him or something like that
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i wish cosby was still in jail and we could get an intern and like get him cosby in jail
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a fucking cell phone and talk to us that would have been heat that would have been the best
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talk to cosby in jail that would be the best part
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let's just uh figure out some other criminal and try to get them to come on from prison
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your body's telling me no but your body's telling me yeah
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dude i that leaf in the skank i watched that leaf in the skanks clip of it was uh big j
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okerson was talking about it was just basically reading the r kelly song where it was basically
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like i'm sorry and he just says i'm sorry for a lot of things but they're all like either good
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none of them are actually the bad things he was doing yeah he was like oops like i'm sorry for
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it really bugs me out too because i was a huge fan of r kelly's music and same with chris brown
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same with same with cosby to be honest like all these dudes they gotta stop i love cosby's music
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so racist did uh do you want to do these uh white women tweets or do we not want to do them
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well yeah yeah we can do them also i did can you pick up uh david gleason's uh
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uh it's uh he but he said he said i wonder if she'll leave and rejoin 32 times in one day
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i don't see it i see one of his other comments but yeah oh no i see it yeah oh that is it yeah
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no no one can do that only toad yeah only toad can do that
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kumo uh how are you guys survive with only three hosts
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yes it's a tenth or usually on other people's shows i do solo shows this is fine
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we can do this not only to get ashton back dude i've never i i don't know if i could ever do a solo
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show that shit seems so fucking hard just to keep talking for like an hour it's legit challenging
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like well yeah and i'd be hard so it makes it even harder to do it you know oh um before we
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clinton did you want to talk about what you had sent us uh in our group chat about the thing that
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you're going to be in um i can't that is okay that is not public but thank you for asking um yeah
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i will i will uh update the uh the tower power audience as soon as i am allowed to speak of it
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but yeah pretty cool it's really cool i'm glad we finally have inside things i know this is
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something that michael malice always talks about is always having like that thing that we talk about
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in front of the audience but they can't know about yet it's so much fun it's gonna drive people crazy
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like it's such a big deal but it's really not that big of a deal it's just kind of just it's a
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really cool it's a really cool thing that happened and it's uh toad did 32 solo shows in one day
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he did well this guy this guy's stamina dude why don't you start an only fans toad well yeah
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i didn't have an only fans back then i don't know i did at one point say i was going to
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do an only fans where it was similar to if if anybody saw the like the lewd that i tweeted out
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where i was completely nude except i was covering my junk with human action yeah you have seen that
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brother i'm telling you if you can just get some fucking creepy fat gay dude to give you 10 bucks
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per session you could make 320 bucks a day you're gonna be the hassan piker of only fans you're just
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gonna be on for 10 hours a day i said i would dress like that but i would read libertarian literature
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in a sexy manner who was the girl that said they would do that i can't remember i can't remember if
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it was wasn't i think it was liberty thought i think it was sarah that said she would do the only
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fans where she read uh like robert or hopper or something like that i think i thought it was i thought
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harley said that she was she would do that maybe it's all and they all think the same bunch of
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thoughts all right we want to go to these white women tweets here stopped or co-op
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all right i i feel like this is going to be pretty easy to determine whether you guys want to stop
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these women or co-op them based on a single tweet of theirs but we will see tweet number one
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and these are all white women as well by the way at least i think they all qualify as white women
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put on um you want me to pull it up well if i pull it up on the screen you'll know who it is though
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oh okay don't pull it up don't pull it up well i have something pulled up already but
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32 times yeah ashton birdie nudes is gonna if he pulls it up it's just ashton birdie nudes and
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another tab that is his search history and you know it you'll you'll never know because it was
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an incognito window as a software engineer you know that we can probably find all that shit we
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should contact your isp or you know i use the vpn brother oh okay nordvpn we're now sponsored by
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expressvpn the best thing about toad is he thinks he's got like all these you know secretive
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ops and shit but then he screenshots and send everything to our our group chat and i'm i'm a fed
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so like oops well well what's crazy is actually all of us are feds except toad so everything in that
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group chat is all that's literally how these ops usually go down it's like it's like it's one
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retard and then five five feds not to say the toads are retard i'm just saying you know like in
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this case yeah i kind of am okay hold on hold on grab this because he gave 4 000 rupees
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brother i yo yeah thank you bad respect deodorant is too costly i think you just sent us 50 bucks
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in fucking stinky stinky dinero you'd rather give us money than smell good like
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we thought a lot of that money is so dirty you know this should be this should be our thing we
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should just drag whoever sends us money you have to tell us you have to tell us your nationality so
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we can make it extremely racist and if you're and if you're and if you're in the u.s you have to
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give us a state and then we'll just drag your state i'm so down for this honestly
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what if he yeah someone said a based indian prince what if this guy is like the like the
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nigerian prince but he's just the indian prince version this is just like he wants to give us all
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his money but we we're not taking that scam but yeah but he keeps sending us dms and i'm like
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deleting it because i think it's bullshit well hey go to libertylockdown.locals.com and you can
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become a subscriber to my show thank you should we get on locals so should we get on locals i think
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locals are only fence you can't do both really i mean whenever i hear locals i always think that
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it's like some sort of like hookup site or something like locals find locals in your area
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local moms in your area ready to fuck as long as they're producing milk right now
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john justico i am black okay justico can you explain can you explain your um your what about
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um what's it walt disney joke i want to get that i don't i didn't we didn't understand the joke please
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explain it in the comments or or in the group chat or something it says something because i would
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understand what you're talking about it had to be pretty funny i didn't get it but all right
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how long does it take you to pull up some fucking tweets yeah pull these tweets man let's go no no
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i have had them up the whole time i have okay go sorry we just these are all tweets from white women
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as i said stopped or co-op tweet number one right here here lies murder hornet i smashed you five
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times with big books and you still look pretty what are you pain scale 9.7 out of 10 so i'm guessing
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this is when the murder hornets were around and one of the other chapters of 2020 which was always
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really fun which by the way they came back all of these are actually more recent than that except
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for maybe one of them oh wow i thought this was because so we're we're guessing if we if they need
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to be stopped or they need to be co-opted yeah would you take this woman would you co-opt this woman
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based on this tweet or would you stop her i would i would co-opt this woman she wants to
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get rid of murder hornets and the biggest murder hornets i know are in like the fucking neocons so
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she wants to smash them with the book but she did call it beautiful afterwards but i would definitely
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try to co-opt this woman i don't know who it is but i mean clearly unhinged but it's worth it's worth
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bringing her but she has but you can it's unhinged but you can kind of direct the anger direct yeah
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the one you have to worry about is they're already directed they're they're you got to stop them
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but if they're not if she's just if she's just out there you know getting mad at murder hornets
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you can definitely get her to go after the fed well yeah and she's uh what was it she yeah she
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was reveling in the beauty of the dying hornet and it was like a string of tweets and she actually
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posted a video of the hornet like struggling to stay alive i'm not gonna lie this chick is
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definitely dangerous but like we can use her and people were like people were bashing her because
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this was like a month ago or something and saying like that's not a murder hornet like you're lying
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so it's it's the fucking weirdest twitter thing too like they'll just like take it one thing that
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you said and they're like that's not true you're full of shit it's just like well she did kill a
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hornet she probably did get stung by it poor woman like she's just and she's reveling in that she
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killed it but you're just getting mad because it wasn't an actual murder hornet
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so you uh you just decided that you will co-opt rose mcgowan
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sure i feel like rose mcgowan is really close to being like a mises caucus member so
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yes i need a black girlfriend he he does keep telling me that garbage if you tell me to read
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i'm not i'm not gonna read the fucking super chat so oh my god um yeah rose mcgowan if you yeah if
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you look at her timeline like it's a lot of pretty based shit so imagine toad being the
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next spike cohen because he gets a black girlfriend that'd be rad that'd be pretty awesome and then we
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just say that you know whatever i don't know he's shakira's or shaquina's uh oh husband oh my god i got
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it at their wedding they go i does anybody protest the union of these two people and then fat dave
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just stands up and goes toad you know she's black right is anybody else saying this am i the only
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saying am i the only woman saying that he's about to marry a black woman what the fuck is going on
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it's like it's like all of our years together all the end towers he told any of them toad i thought
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we were friends wait wait so do you get the end do you get the inward pass if you remember because
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i mean and can you transfer it to us is it transferable i'll tell you this like i do not
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think spike cohen has an inward pass i do not believe that he has one no i mean we try to
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we don't think so yes as far as that i don't think so isn't it the closest you can get to an
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inward pass yeah i mean i i would say black and o'donnell uh okay yeah rose mcgowan is in his dm
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talking about how they are trying to kill her okay is it tweeted something about that is it they
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or they yeah yeah it's a they or they that's that's yeah two different days with o'donnell i
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believe that might be not a joke i don't even know i i don't think it's i don't think it's a joke
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and yes the transgender community is trying to kill rose mcgowan that's what's going on here
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that's pretty good all right next one next one the tweet is not sure how i'm going to get through
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the day without watching plant reels on instagram stopped i don't even know i don't what are what
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are plant reels i don't even know i'm guessing it's so so on youtube they have the reels now which
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is basically their version of tiktok and so i'm guessing she's watching like tiktoks of plants
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so this woman is definitely like vegetarian so gay um she's probably like uh maybe vegan even more
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gay she's a faggot um trying to think what plant videos so she definitely would
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she's definitely gonna yell at you about if you eat meat so she's i mean yeah this woman needs to
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be stopped she's she's but is she gonna eat meat no she doesn't suck dick no she thinks
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sucking dick is furthering the patriarchy she she's but she'll stick a cucumber up your ass and she's
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like you'll fill the plant now bitch like she needs to be stopped then yeah she needs to be stopped
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i wonder who this is you're gonna stop alissa milano oh thank god this is interesting we've
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been right so far we should we're two for two yeah rose mcallen dude you could have done all of this
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just on alissa milano tweets though you probably could have taken so many of us just oh it'd be a
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great it'd be a great twist at the end if he goes you know what i was just fucking with you those
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are all alissa milano oh they're all ashton actually so i would have had to have gone back
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a lot to yeah like to find better ones from alissa milano i think i don't know yeah that'd be
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these these are a lot of these are pretty easy uh probably going back through doing research on
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alissa milano's tweets is like absolutely hell that must be just this is a nightmare man although
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i was kind of laughing and a lot of so the next tweet is my pit viper glasses arrived just a few
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minutes before i was about to use the circular saw good timing this is nick ashley no i thought that
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didn't isabella riley say this i'm pretty sure this is isabella riley i think she tweeted this i want
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to say or it was either isabella or i i think i saw this tweet because i remember a white woman talking
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about of pit vipers i'm gonna say co-op then because i think that she is yeah she is a lethal weapon we
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should keep in our tools you don't even have to i don't think you have to co-op this might just be
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just a push further like they they're already they're already on their way like if they're
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talking about pit vipers and circular saws i mean you got the blood has to stay out of the eye somehow
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when they're behaving tyrants all right so you're gonna co-opt this woman and let's just say uh she
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was also referring to the fact that she was about to build a guillotine yes i knew it was i knew i saw
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i fucking knew it i knew it was somebody that we knew i could i could have put together who it was
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though i just remember i remember seeing that something about pit vipers and the circular saw
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would have made sense because was that when she was building the guillotine yeah it was oh awesome
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um she's already been co-op till we got it yeah yeah we already got her yeah you don't even need
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to co-opt next one most faced woman in the lp by the way i think yeah because she only want to come
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on the show so that's that's true angela has been in my house too so she gets that honor well what do
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you mean by that what else did she get on her in your house i had i had a mises caucus event at my
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house before i moved yeah you're you're saying angelo's on me cock yeah let's just say that's
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like i was gonna make another joke or something about uh emphasis on cock there oh my god her and
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travis tyree through some pretty ages we gotta get travis on the show man with you clint we should do
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it i know dude he's my homie like let's do it yeah he's awesome we can talk about working out i
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need i need a i need a fucking shredded that kid come gutters man has he ever posted shirtless on
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oh yeah he's he's posted like almost totally nude that's that's exactly the material toad use for
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those 32 check-off sessions yeah this is back before i even knew who he was yeah he was looking
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him up online he's like i'm gonna fill those gutters and that was back before travis was in shape too so
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i was i like the other do you think cum gutters has been used as a term in gay porn oh i don't know
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sure oh yeah i i didn't know it's cum gutters like a probably okay i didn't know if it was like
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i've heard it from malice but i think yeah that's why i thought it was like a malice thing i didn't
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know if it was like they used it on rick and morty so i don't think okay so we've definitely
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i would imagine the man fucks the other dude in the butt from the top you know like missionary
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yeah and then he pulls out and he comes in the gutters so yeah yeah and like because i think
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i think that phrase has been said i'm gonna fill your cum gutters that had to have been said in a
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gay porn at some point we'll see but but hold on why as a gay man would you ever pull out weird
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well yeah there's no reason to pull out except except in gay porn because they want to see the cum
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shot you don't want to i mean it kind of defeats the purpose if they're just in the ass and you see
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a guy dude i think that whoever came up with the term is just fucking with everybody and clearly the
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term is referring to just when you masturbate you get cum all over your your own abdomen and those
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are the cum gutters right there you know what i mean that's like the only situation where it's
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gonna happen i've as i said earlier i've never had an orgasm i really don't know what you're
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i was i was about to ask how much like uh how much do you cum whenever you do come i guess
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clinton doesn't it doesn't count for clint but i mean i feel like it's enough i mean it's a belly
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button fool for me i haven't any so i mean it's a belly button are you fucking your own belly button
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for me oh excuse me toad critique anybody with their belly button fetishes
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i would say i would say that gay men john gruden specifically do that when i come i come the same
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amount as my belly button but i have an audi so oh so it's just the same volume it's just zero
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nothing oh zero and i don't have an audi i'm not a freak jesus christ like the sports car
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the next tweet is the stupidest part of my life is being a receptacle for everyone in the world who
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has severe daddy issues they haven't dealt with purging their insanity onto me because i loved mine
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so much and yes answer questions about him whenever i'm asked what the fuck
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i'm not gonna let you that sounds like someone with really severe daddy issues yes when someone's
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screaming at you that they don't have daddy issues that's what you're just like
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you all help me because i have such a good relationship with my father
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i'm a receptacle for daddy issues yeah you may love your dad let's just say but he is not
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loving you or excited about what you do i don't know maybe she was a receptacle for daddy's issues
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now well god i don't know that's a level of derangement that we could probably use
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yeah and the thing is that maybe you can fuck i don't know do women that have good relationships
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with their father also see the have good relationships with the government or is it
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the other way people that have bad relationships with their father have a bad relationship with
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government i think if you have a good relationship with your father you have
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less chance of having a quote-unquote good relationship with the government
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oh i see i see what you're saying because basically the government would see the government
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as your father instead you you would let it fill that cover me harder daddy yeah so she may be
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able to be co-opted because if she's if we believe that she has a good relationship with her dad i think
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she has a terrible relationship with her father okay then so we need to be she needs to be stopped then
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but i still feel like we could use her i don't know i don't know interesting i'm gonna go with stop
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i'm gonna go with co-opt i don't know why i think i think this woman is insane and if she's talking
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about she she i'm gonna guess that this woman also like she has she's really into vaccine mandates
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i'm just gonna i'm just gonna guess that because she she thinks like all of us i don't know who is
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it megan mccain god damn it oh my god jesus got it right i was way off she said her father is dead
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in the tweet oh that's true shit but uh she she's also had some tweets recently that i actually agree
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with and like in some like i'm not saying we should co-opt her in any way at all but i'm like
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don't you don't you dare start simping for megan mccain i swear there is no way you can simp for megan
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mccain she's not as lord she's not as for the vaccine mandates on her twitter timeline as i would
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expect her to be let's say i don't know some weird some weird furry has to be into uh miss piggy so
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i feel like i'm not even gonna front megan mccain jobs 75 pounds she is banging if you've seen her
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mom her mom is hot for like an 80 year old you know megan mccain would be
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Cindy mccain is hot for a fucking cindy i think it's cindy yeah well when i was with a c
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bro i don't know dude i don't know when i was in college uh we had uh i didn't actually go but a
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lot of the the dudes she was like a fucking karen a lot of the dudes who went to college
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would go to this like horribly like white trash strip club because there was an 80 year old stripper
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there that was that was one of the things to do god damn all right cindy mccain young cindy mccain
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she i don't know man maybe when she was younger she was going right now she looks like she said
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work done and she looks like a fucking loser person but she's 80 dog dude look her up
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young she's not john mccain looks like a fucking oh god all right um the this next one
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uh as a proud member of the lgbt community and an extremely stop stop open-minded accepting person
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this is too far the left is hijacking the lgbt community and aoc isn't an ally
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oh so we have stop behavior of being a fag um and we have co-op behavior of being against aoc
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hmm well and i think the best part of that tweet is that this person is saying that the
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the left is taking control of the lgbt movement correct which uh that is definitely co-opted
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the establishment left has co-opted the yeah like the entire woke movement so i agree with that
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statement someone said obviously katie jenner that might actually be 100 true damn it but it's not a
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woman so it was only white women um hey man i was i was messaging ashton trying to get her back on so
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i didn't even hear this one i'm sorry it was basically it was i'm part of the lgbt community
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the left has taken over the lgbt movement aoc is not an ally who is it i think that is
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co-opted behavior because there are based trans people there are based gay people there are like
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i said there's there's gay people and then there's faggots gay people are pretty cool faggots or not so
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that is totally the chris rock dude i would love just to just do the whole thing just replace the
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n-word with faggot with oh no no the n-words would be the gay people right
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which one would you change yeah which one would you change there no no the n would be the f for
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sure you think so yeah i thought because i thought the n-words were always like the in part i always
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thought they were cool on that but no no his whole his whole point is there are black people and then
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and then so so you'd be like there are gay people gay people and then they're bang
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clint's too big to say faggot now he's too
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i don't think i honestly i honestly don't use that one very often so so you're gonna you're
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gonna co-opt this person is what you're saying yes is it caitlin jenner it is yes
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white woman it's so weird that he she she can now be considered lgbtq like
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bro you spent 65 years as just a straight dude with a wife and kids how how is okay i want to know
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this it's i don't know how this happens hold on did she say that aoc is co-opting the the movement
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because like didn't no she's saying aoc is not an ally oh actually so actually this this was a
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quote tweet of aoc saying that regardless of gender you can menstruate that's that's what
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caitlin jenner was responding to she was responding to aoc's tweet someone someone put
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blair white in the chat and that just got me thinking how how is there like a one like blair
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white and then there one like caitlin jenner i don't understand how you have that divide and the
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same dicky i'm gonna need you to cut that clip when when dave says blair white i want you to zoom
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into toad's face because this nigga got a boner straight up
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all right i think we need to do we need to change the buck angel and bailey jay to buck angel and
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blair white yes i think bailey jay is hotter i think i don't know i think i don't know the
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oh god i could i could listen to talk about transgender women all day it really brings me
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joy uh it goes as far as he can without saying that he's gonna fuck them
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i said i would fuck bailey jay if i had to fuck either bailey jay i understand that but what you
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how you usually describe them is just that you would fuck them in general it's just like you would
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you go right up to the lines like this one's a little bit more feminine i like their tits
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i don't actually because they're fake tits so i'm not into that that's true
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do you fuck caitlin jenner just for the story though yes
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respect i i would i would fuck caitlin jenner to be uh kanye i would just be like just to like
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hang out and just be like oh kanye's over this week for a family reunion
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and here's and caitlin's like here's my new boyfriend it's fat dave
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oh my god i could finally tell kanye to his face he's not a genius just like to his face but you're
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no i knew that would get you kanye is a genius for real all right i've got i've got three more of
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this here uh this one is the fuck is wrong with these men every harm evangelicals and
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swurfs have ever ascribed to porn science shows is wrong wait if ever ascribed to porn science shows
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is wrong or hasn't yet been studied every harm of porn to the average man science shows is actually a
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harm of shame and stigma from evangelicals and swurfs so it's like it's a totally redundant tweet
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by the way that's yeah what are swurfs doug you know what you know what a turf is yeah yeah
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yeah because chappelle just explained it so yeah turf being a transgender exclusionary radical feminist
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a swurf is a sex worker exclusionary radical
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this person's got to be stopped i don't have any interest in i don't i don't know what they were
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saying i i don't have any interest in co-opting someone who's coming up with new acronyms i can't
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fuck with you like no yeah that's yeah it's totally stopped because i one i thought in the
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beginning it was saying one thing and by the end they were saying something totally different that's
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how i heard it they were just i and i was good it was all nonsense i have no idea what they were
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fucking saying yeah so this woman uh i mean she's basically saying that she's essentially trying to
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say that porn is not actually unhealthy and the people that are saying that oh yeah definitely stop
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our evangelicals and source she herself is a sex worker and she claims to be a libertarian
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it is kathy reisenwitz oh my god do you know there's that that used to follow me we used to be
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mutuals i don't know i don't know who that is but someone said brandy love in here and i thought
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that was pretty funny too if brandy love said that kathy kathy's some blue check libertarian for like
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reason or cato or some shit okay yeah stop yeah if you yeah definitely stop
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we're stopping her we nailed it you nailed it next one is i love my nighttime rituals wash face
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moisturize floss puff brush teeth sound out chumbawamba on guitar give dog her pills bed
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yo i like whoever that is i don't know i kind of like this is pretty funny it's been set up
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chumbawamba on the guitar i want to co-op this person so you don't like that she's smoking pot
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no i love that she's smoking pot she seems to be alone with a dog this this person sounds bass as
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fuck i'm not gonna you know no no if she if it was a cat i think i would go the opposite way there
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i'd say stop but since it was a dog i'm gonna go co-opt here you're both co-opting yeah
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actually well actually yeah recently she said secession's cool so i'm done with yeah i mean
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i mean she's not wait a second clint did you did we call her funny i mean she is she used to be
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funny she's kind of this this tweet is actually from like two years ago or something and i think
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that's not good enough 10 years ago she was genuinely a brilliant comic and now she sucks ass
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but yeah so i mean i was going through her yeah her timeline i mean i did laugh at some of her
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tweets that are just kind of yeah the non-political ones but she's a really funny person it's just
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tragic that her brain got eaten by the leftist worms like same with jimmy kimmel same with a bunch
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of people i mean like there was really funny people that got ruined stephen colbert wasn't even
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not yeah yeah the only one that really never got it was uh the actual the um the one stephen
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colbert always came on to his show the um the daily show wasn't it didn't he do the daily
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john stewart yeah john stewart and he was always like lip like on the more democrat side but he was
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never liberal or leftist on it he never like went that route and then you saw it like a couple months
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ago when he was just like was it the vaccine mandates or the lockdowns or i can't remember which
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one it was and he was just like basically this is bullshit or like he was like he doesn't
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no we need we need stewart man it it's tragic because he was like he was about as sane as a
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leftist can be and and still be funny and then like ever since then it's just dog shit man it sucks
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makes me sad yeah it's forever fucking noah trevor noah man dude awful i i would i challenge anyone
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watching this to go watch a single episode of trevor noah's daily show it is excruciating you can't you
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couldn't even you couldn't even pretend to laugh at what he has to say it's incredible oh yeah i
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mean that goes from like all of the late night shows at this point like it's like propaganda true
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wait okay was it is this just like a nostalgia thing or was has late night always been bad and
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we're just kind of it was just like a thing that was like it was just always on and it was it was
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never good it was never good okay now but now it's bad so okay because i feel like maybe like
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when carson was on maybe carson was the one that could it was like kind of good or uh i mean i never
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really watched um uh j um fucking leno or yeah jay leno i never well i never watched any of them
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but like i just i watched a little bit they were not they were not great they weren't but they
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it was like it wasn't trying to shove you know white guilt and wokeness down your throat so it
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would like they would come up with some funny shit and it was always political i mean they were
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always political they always made political jokes and they always made political jokes but it was
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never like literally trying to shove down like their monologues weren't about getting universal
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health care passed like fucking jimmy kimmel like where he would be like do a whole monologue
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start crying on stage about his son or about how much of an inbred hick you are if you don't want
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to inject yeah you know some big pharma product into your body like yeah it's like it's not jokes
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it's just insults it's just like i'm just gonna insult half the country because they don't want
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to do something that i want them to do yeah it's blatant propaganda or the worst thing the thing that
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we saw in cold bears with the fucking skit with all the people dressed as vaccine needles like how can
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anybody i don't think the point even is that like i think they know that people are going to see right
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through it and they just don't care at this point i genuinely don't understand how our show is on
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youtube i don't i don't understand it we say such fucked up shit like i don't i don't get it
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we have one episode pulled down but we we hide it as you know people don't really know what the show
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is about if they look at the show i don't know tower also by the way uh shout out to tell the jank
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shout out to tell the jank because we watched that that clip on um on his show it got uh he got a
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strike from cbs or amy or whatever it was yeah he got a covering strike and then he actually won it
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they took it they took it away so he actually won that copyright strike so thank you all right
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we got it we got to wrap this jensen yeah yeah Obama's hot dog holocaust yeah all right i don't
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know let's roll last one the last one is i'm sorry um you're i mean you're gonna know who this
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is i threw this in here it's kind of a joke but don't like me talking about barb dildos being a
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whiny little bitch is exactly how you get more of that bitches i remember this one actually shout
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out to karen ann karen man she she is the least co-optable woman because she would she would co-opt
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us like this woman she's fucking base as hell i'm glad she finally got i mean it sucks that she got
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kicked out of her position but it's just allowed her to be more base and more like raucous and be
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more herself without having to worry about our show yeah we're gonna try to get her on our show
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but yeah that was great dude you did a good job there looking those up those good really good
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he always does a good job he always does a great job plus he had one of the his best joke of the
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whole fucking podcast series with the hand joke that was great dude he killed it it was it was quick
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and it was fire yeah you act like you act like you're surprised you're you're no you think you
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think that we're being condescending we are being flattering because it was so good that's all
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thank you we we talked about this for a long time it was us jose that we are going to bully you into
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being a good comedian and i think it's working like we literally like we've we've gotten so and by
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by now it's like every it used to be like i mean man every hundredth you you nail one
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you're on every tenth now you're on every tenth you're really you're you're getting good it's it's
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working so i'm happy they're not all grand slams man this is i mean no sometimes you hit it
01:39:42.860
dude dude they're not all dingers yeah i was gonna say
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i started hitting a bunch of dingers all right
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all right man that's great we set yeah that was good that was good uh clint
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check me out liberty lockdown on youtube at liberty lockpot on twitter liberty lockdown on
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youtube itunes spotify everywhere or apple podcast whatever um and today i had on a real thrill
01:40:08.380
adam curry of the no agenda podcast it was incredible total bucket list item for me i've
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been listening to him for like six or seven years it was incredible so check that one out thanks guys
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hell yeah amazing um yeah so i'm toad obviously tower power hour uh we we don't know who our next
01:40:25.080
guest is on our show at this point i do know that on wednesday we are going on adam nutter's podcast
01:40:29.960
so you can check us out over there the porcupine podcast is that right yeah yep and we will be i
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think all of us are going to be at tom woods 2000 this weekend right on saturday i am yep yep yep
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i will have i will have stickers but but instead of this beautiful face it'll be my my cum face from
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timcast so if you if you want a sticker come up to me um i bought them so give me just a couple bucks
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whatever and by the way i'm i'm fat dave on twitter fat comic dave so i'm still there so
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by the way genuinely sincerely deeply relieved that you got your account back i was really sad
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i was so sad i was like damn it and and also uh thank ashton for coming on i mean we should
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plug her stuff right ashton birdie i mean she's on twitter although i guess she just deactivated her
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twitter account but i do think she will be back i hope uh and follow her on youtube um all all the
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places where she is you can find her ashton burry and be nice for god's sakes she was courageous
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enough to come on this fucking channel with us degenerates just to hear toad talk about how much
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he masturbates like it takes it takes some courage to do shit like that be nice to her really yeah it
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does and and yeah i mean just to be clear yeah we i mean we all like her here so yes yeah totally
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we just for the record if you didn't notice we all talk shit to each other this is what we do so
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don't take anything personally exactly all right guys all right we'll see you later peace