Tower Gang - Ep 39 - One-Hand Body Count w⧸ Ashton Birdie

00:00:00.000 what's up retards the funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12 women jerk off dicks like

00:00:05.560 fucking they're an unruly ferret yeah you ever had a 9-11 cocktail it's in manhattan with two

00:00:12.840 kamikazes you see the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this and she needs to account

00:00:19.820 for it white women must be stopped that's right what yeah we can stay horny and retarded longer

00:00:27.880 that she can stay sane what your ass ass to penis ratio ben maybe you could say we had sex but we

00:00:34.560 didn't fuck but you said oh jesus fat dave fuck you man

00:00:40.860 to another episode of tower power hour this is episode 39 we got big old the resurrection of

00:00:51.300 fat motherfucking jesus

00:00:53.160 it's jesus i thought

00:00:56.720 it's jesus because i raised from the dead after three days

00:01:01.560 you have a ton of mexicans here

00:01:04.280 and then we have a very special guest

00:01:18.540 she is straight from the editing room floor of uh a handmaid's tale it is ashton birdie

00:01:26.360 i stole that one from fat jesus

00:01:31.800 yeah right before this show

00:01:34.160 clint is the sal of the podcast

00:01:36.500 dude by the way i didn't want to mention this okay clint keeps making jokes about wanting to

00:01:45.020 impregnate me so maybe that's not completely not true

00:01:49.340 alcohol is the truth serum man i'm just testing it i'm just testing how pro-life you really are

00:01:54.340 totally different dude okay so every time during the intro i don't know about anybody else listening

00:02:00.720 or like any of y'all but i always say three things i always like repeat the three things in the intro

00:02:05.780 when clint says unruly ferrets i say it out loud every goddamn time

00:02:10.140 um we didn't fuck

00:02:11.600 yes we didn't fuck

00:02:13.860 i can say it every time

00:02:14.540 you and dave didn't fuck

00:02:15.660 you know me and dave did not

00:02:16.940 you just beat out a little bit

00:02:18.900 and then the uh

00:02:20.320 and then the

00:02:20.780 thanksgiving dinner table

00:02:21.900 and then the fat day fuck you man

00:02:23.700 every time i say those three every time

00:02:25.540 and it gets me hyped up

00:02:26.540 especially the unruly ferrets

00:02:28.040 every goddamn i laugh at it

00:02:30.020 because it's just the way

00:02:31.060 i love i love that intro

00:02:33.080 shout out to diggy for putting that together man it is fire

00:02:35.920 it's so good

00:02:37.400 oh my god

00:02:40.400 do we need to explain the fat jesus thing

00:02:44.560 oh yeah yeah i need to i need to explain

00:02:46.820 wait how did you get your old twitter account again

00:02:50.140 okay so this was pretty crazy so my wife wakes me up like in the morning and she's like hey

00:02:55.940 your twitter got suspended and i'm like laying in bed i'm like what the fuck

00:02:59.580 and so i'm checking twitter i'm like oh i did get suspended and i couldn't figure out why

00:03:03.860 so i was like i don't know what's going on isn't it

00:03:06.440 kind of

00:03:07.920 yes

00:03:10.160 spoiler alert ashton

00:03:11.580 yeah jesus let me get to it

00:03:13.520 so i was trying to figure it out

00:03:15.080 and i was like going through and i was like it was just like you're suspended check twitter

00:03:19.900 and so i checked like the twitter online and logged in and didn't tell me what it was

00:03:24.020 i was like what the fuck is going on

00:03:25.400 whatever

00:03:26.780 so i finally go and check my emails and it says

00:03:30.180 it says you got suspended

00:03:31.860 and it says for this tweet or whatever

00:03:34.620 and all it says is just r

00:03:36.500 i'm like

00:03:37.440 r i was like oh shit i know what i did

00:03:40.980 on

00:03:41.800 so twitter

00:03:42.860 the actual twitter posted

00:03:44.880 a thing that said

00:03:46.580 if you had our account for one day

00:03:49.760 what would you post

00:03:50.720 and then the kf the spanish kfc account

00:03:53.960 just posted in

00:03:55.240 and then

00:03:56.380 and then you know what goes on from there

00:03:58.600 it was still day though

00:03:59.600 yeah it was

00:04:00.120 it was

00:04:00.440 it was like

00:04:01.320 ian

00:04:02.000 just declare it was spanish kfc who was the perpetrator

00:04:04.860 yes it was actually

00:04:06.140 so then

00:04:07.120 the next person i see is unironic

00:04:08.720 he posts i and then g g

00:04:10.200 and then e

00:04:10.680 and then i finish it off with an r

00:04:12.920 with the accent on it

00:04:14.840 so i was like that's pretty clever

00:04:16.220 whatever

00:04:16.740 yeah

00:04:17.740 and then i like

00:04:19.860 it was a throwaway tower

00:04:21.280 i discovered

00:04:22.000 and it went on

00:04:22.920 and then that's what i got banned for

00:04:24.740 and

00:04:25.580 okay so i appealed it

00:04:28.520 before i saw what i got banned for

00:04:30.560 so i like went on to twitter

00:04:31.680 and i was like

00:04:32.360 um

00:04:33.460 it says you can appeal

00:04:34.580 so i appealed it

00:04:35.220 and i said

00:04:35.740 i don't know what i got banned for

00:04:37.120 no one told me

00:04:38.320 what it was

00:04:39.300 and then i saw later the the email

00:04:41.640 and then just

00:04:42.500 i was just kind of

00:04:43.740 you lied to twitter

00:04:44.880 basically i lied to twitter

00:04:46.880 and said i didn't know

00:04:48.000 when

00:04:48.600 well i technically i didn't know

00:04:50.060 because i just didn't look at my email

00:04:51.460 but then

00:04:52.760 so i go ahead

00:04:54.160 i make my new account

00:04:55.200 and

00:04:56.160 it gets

00:04:57.380 i get it back up to like 1200 followers

00:04:59.780 i'm like this

00:05:00.320 it sucks

00:05:01.060 but you know

00:05:01.540 i have to get the dave follow back

00:05:03.340 i have to get like all these people ahead

00:05:04.820 that were following me back

00:05:05.940 and then all of a sudden

00:05:07.360 like i started getting notifications

00:05:08.760 like

00:05:09.360 not from that one

00:05:10.280 like what the fuck

00:05:10.820 i looked

00:05:11.160 and i was like

00:05:11.740 oh it's back

00:05:12.560 just

00:05:12.880 random

00:05:13.680 i was like

00:05:14.100 oh i guess they just

00:05:14.960 they

00:05:15.340 and then i checked my email

00:05:16.320 and they said

00:05:17.380 you didn't violate any of our rules

00:05:20.180 so your account has been

00:05:21.520 reinstalled or whatever

00:05:23.500 like

00:05:23.860 given back to you

00:05:25.240 and i was like

00:05:25.640 hell yeah

00:05:26.240 so

00:05:27.180 and that's why i'm fat

00:05:28.860 yeah reinstated

00:05:29.940 so i was

00:05:30.640 i'm fat jesus

00:05:31.740 because i

00:05:32.200 i died

00:05:33.380 and then i was buried for three days

00:05:35.180 and then i resurrected

00:05:36.160 and now i am

00:05:37.400 and i actually

00:05:38.500 i

00:05:38.940 i messaged robbie the fire

00:05:41.060 and i said

00:05:41.560 you're covet jesus

00:05:42.640 but i'm twitter jesus

00:05:43.760 you might be both

00:05:47.100 you don't even know

00:05:47.660 if you've had covid probably

00:05:48.700 i don't know

00:05:49.000 i met robbie in texas

00:05:50.720 like just two days ago

00:05:52.140 yeah you posted that

00:05:53.080 oh they posted a picture

00:05:54.020 with you adam nutter

00:05:55.020 and um

00:05:55.840 oh yeah scott

00:05:57.960 yeah

00:05:58.220 finally

00:05:59.140 like finally followed me

00:06:00.900 back on twitter

00:06:01.720 after like

00:06:03.000 what like two years

00:06:04.020 of knowing who i am

00:06:05.220 dave smith still has not

00:06:08.060 fault

00:06:08.340 because dave's followed me

00:06:09.720 back on twitter

00:06:10.440 like back when i had

00:06:11.260 my old account

00:06:11.960 and then i had to make

00:06:13.280 a new account

00:06:13.760 because that one got banned

00:06:14.760 because i have a little

00:06:15.280 funny stuff on it

00:06:16.100 obviously

00:06:16.500 and dave still will not

00:06:18.160 follow me back on twitter

00:06:19.160 and he knows who i am

00:06:20.740 he called me out

00:06:21.960 at pork fest

00:06:22.780 like hey you're the chick

00:06:23.740 who made me a hot dog

00:06:24.760 at tim pool's house

00:06:25.760 and he still won't

00:06:26.760 follow me on twitter

00:06:27.480 and i think he's been

00:06:28.460 on purpose at this point

00:06:29.500 because he knows

00:06:29.900 i want him to follow me

00:06:30.660 on twitter

00:06:31.080 so

00:06:32.460 maybe you should call him

00:06:34.340 i didn't even remember

00:06:36.360 that i made him a hot dog

00:06:37.220 i should remember

00:06:37.660 hey i met you

00:06:38.160 at tim pool's house

00:06:38.880 he's like yeah

00:06:39.340 you made me a hot dog

00:06:40.160 so it must have been

00:06:40.640 a damn good hot dog

00:06:41.760 because i did not

00:06:42.560 remember making him

00:06:43.280 a hot dog

00:06:43.860 but uh

00:06:44.980 yeah we would even

00:06:45.660 differentiate that hot

00:06:46.800 dog from others

00:06:47.520 like

00:06:47.820 that she sucked it

00:06:50.160 were we still talking

00:06:51.020 about food

00:06:51.520 no

00:06:53.880 i don't know

00:06:58.320 what just happened

00:06:58.960 jesus said it

00:07:00.240 fat fat jesus

00:07:03.660 what are you doing

00:07:06.200 what are you doing

00:07:06.640 in texas

00:07:07.180 uh i'm just

00:07:08.680 driving through

00:07:09.460 i'm i hung up

00:07:10.580 a lot of

00:07:10.960 enforced people

00:07:11.700 this weekend

00:07:12.200 so

00:07:12.620 hell yeah

00:07:14.140 but does that

00:07:15.340 include the man

00:07:16.600 alex jones

00:07:17.320 no alex is currently

00:07:18.560 in florida

00:07:19.180 but i did get to

00:07:20.160 shoot on his ranch

00:07:21.320 though so that was

00:07:21.980 pretty cool

00:07:22.320 so alex is in florida

00:07:24.580 you were going to texas

00:07:25.960 why is alex

00:07:26.840 is he

00:07:27.900 is it coming

00:07:28.640 t-dub

00:07:30.460 t-dub

00:07:31.060 you've had a drink

00:07:36.700 tell us the truth

00:07:37.500 okay

00:07:39.360 listen

00:07:40.100 early on

00:07:42.140 i'm talking early on

00:07:43.180 when it was first

00:07:43.880 announced that michael

00:07:44.780 malice was

00:07:45.700 said it was a

00:07:46.420 special guest

00:07:47.100 michael is

00:07:48.380 michael is

00:07:50.100 in fact very good

00:07:51.260 friends

00:07:51.660 with alex

00:07:52.640 so

00:07:53.580 that's all i'm saying

00:07:55.320 alex is one of my

00:07:56.720 top guesses

00:07:57.720 and i can tell you

00:07:59.240 that info wars

00:08:00.260 studio is booked

00:08:01.420 up for owen

00:08:02.720 and harrison

00:08:03.480 to take over

00:08:04.060 for the next week

00:08:04.800 so

00:08:05.780 if alex is coming

00:08:07.780 or not

00:08:08.280 i know he's

00:08:09.020 preoccupied

00:08:09.860 during that time

00:08:10.740 with something

00:08:11.440 i was on

00:08:14.080 info wars

00:08:14.720 with harrison

00:08:15.480 and they will not

00:08:16.500 tell me

00:08:16.920 who told them

00:08:17.940 about me

00:08:18.360 or told me

00:08:18.820 to be on

00:08:19.260 did you do it

00:08:20.020 ashton

00:08:20.280 who did it

00:08:20.760 i did not

00:08:22.360 actually

00:08:22.820 i didn't

00:08:23.700 i didn't know

00:08:24.300 who the heck

00:08:24.740 you were

00:08:25.200 at the time

00:08:25.840 actually when

00:08:26.280 did you go on

00:08:26.880 like a month ago

00:08:27.860 oh

00:08:28.540 you know what

00:08:30.460 i did

00:08:31.200 i didn't mention

00:08:34.100 you to harrison

00:08:34.900 per se

00:08:35.460 but like

00:08:35.980 i'm always talking

00:08:36.760 to info

00:08:37.300 with people

00:08:37.780 about whoever

00:08:38.280 i'm talking

00:08:38.720 to and whatnot

00:08:39.360 so maybe

00:08:39.920 well somehow

00:08:41.440 they got me on

00:08:42.060 and i dm'd them

00:08:43.000 after i was on

00:08:43.660 and i was like

00:08:44.100 hey that was

00:08:45.000 thrilling

00:08:45.380 i really appreciate

00:08:46.180 it

00:08:46.440 if you guys

00:08:47.000 could tell me

00:08:47.560 how the fuck

00:08:48.600 you even heard

00:08:49.080 about me

00:08:49.420 i'd love to know

00:08:50.080 and

00:08:50.560 harrison

00:08:51.380 i haven't seen

00:08:52.340 harrison this weekend

00:08:53.140 he's been busy

00:08:54.100 the whole studio

00:08:55.140 has been like

00:08:55.540 crammed

00:08:56.020 you know

00:08:56.340 everyone's been

00:08:56.760 running like crazy

00:08:57.460 but like

00:08:57.860 i i love harrison

00:08:58.920 okay let's

00:08:59.820 let's uh

00:09:00.560 let's get back

00:09:00.980 to more pee-pee

00:09:01.460 poo-poo

00:09:01.760 i'm sorry

00:09:02.100 i wanted to ask

00:09:03.680 one thing

00:09:04.280 it's not super

00:09:04.780 pee-pee poo

00:09:05.120 but you may have

00:09:05.980 no insider knowledge

00:09:07.020 uh this is actually

00:09:08.520 kind of serious

00:09:09.160 um

00:09:09.840 uh alex jones

00:09:11.820 and the lawsuits

00:09:13.100 like do you know

00:09:14.300 how that's going

00:09:15.040 um

00:09:16.440 i know things

00:09:17.440 are not looking good

00:09:18.160 i'm just gonna say

00:09:18.680 that uh

00:09:19.640 honestly

00:09:20.280 it all goes back

00:09:21.580 to the megan kelly

00:09:22.340 video which

00:09:22.860 everybody already

00:09:23.480 knows publicly

00:09:24.220 um

00:09:25.060 but i'm not gonna

00:09:25.720 say anything further

00:09:26.440 from that

00:09:27.060 uh

00:09:27.520 if you know

00:09:28.340 it it's just dumb

00:09:30.000 because when this

00:09:30.520 whole thing like

00:09:31.220 went went down

00:09:32.340 it was like

00:09:32.840 everything was cleared

00:09:33.800 because of

00:09:34.840 the the laws

00:09:36.100 in texas and

00:09:36.840 connecticut

00:09:37.340 but because he went

00:09:38.440 on megan kelly

00:09:39.120 essentially

00:09:39.640 and and

00:09:40.920 he didn't even

00:09:41.960 say anything wrong

00:09:42.600 on megan kelly

00:09:43.360 for some reason

00:09:44.280 that opened a

00:09:45.160 whole wormhole

00:09:45.860 of different stuff

00:09:46.880 because he went

00:09:47.320 on megan kelly

00:09:47.960 instead of

00:09:48.480 you know

00:09:48.840 but um

00:09:50.060 but yeah

00:09:50.920 that's that's

00:09:51.720 something i say

00:09:52.120 about that

00:09:52.600 i just don't even

00:09:53.880 get like

00:09:54.440 like what is

00:09:55.400 the legal precedent

00:09:56.140 for like

00:09:57.700 he's he's basically

00:09:58.520 being accused

00:09:59.060 of saying things

00:09:59.960 that aren't true

00:10:00.540 right isn't that

00:10:01.120 the whole accusation

00:10:02.700 is that he's saying

00:10:03.560 things that are

00:10:04.080 quote-unquote

00:10:04.620 dangerous

00:10:05.380 um and putting

00:10:07.600 the families

00:10:08.620 of the the

00:10:09.880 families in danger

00:10:10.840 but i again

00:10:12.060 i i'm not you

00:10:13.120 know super

00:10:13.600 in on in on

00:10:14.500 that i'm just

00:10:15.180 friends with

00:10:15.700 everybody at the

00:10:16.180 studio um i'm

00:10:17.780 also not his

00:10:18.300 lawyer so i really

00:10:19.000 can't tell you

00:10:19.580 much about that

00:10:20.300 um i'm just i'm

00:10:21.640 just i'm just good

00:10:22.340 friends with everybody

00:10:22.880 at the studio

00:10:23.380 and i just know

00:10:24.620 that like you

00:10:25.340 know i i'll never

00:10:27.760 say anything bad

00:10:28.360 about alex jones

00:10:28.960 ever there there

00:10:30.000 were people in my

00:10:31.380 past career that

00:10:32.540 have tried to do

00:10:33.260 me wrong i'm sure

00:10:33.980 you guys have seen

00:10:34.500 the videos and

00:10:34.980 crying about it

00:10:35.760 and i will say

00:10:36.260 this right now

00:10:36.800 alex jones has

00:10:38.300 never done me

00:10:39.200 wrong ever

00:10:40.220 he's actually

00:10:40.680 stood up for me

00:10:41.340 quite a few times

00:10:42.180 uh when people

00:10:43.460 from the inside

00:10:44.780 have actually tried

00:10:45.500 to hurt me

00:10:46.120 and tried to

00:10:46.840 cause problems

00:10:47.420 and he's actually

00:10:48.120 fired people

00:10:49.080 who have tried

00:10:49.860 to hurt me

00:10:50.380 he's actually

00:10:51.080 gone and reported

00:10:52.220 on people who

00:10:53.180 tried to hurt me

00:10:53.980 and um yeah

00:10:55.020 i'll never speak

00:10:55.660 ill of alex jones

00:10:56.500 i mean it's awesome

00:10:57.280 that he hasn't

00:10:57.740 done you wrong

00:10:58.320 but how right

00:10:59.200 has he done you

00:10:59.980 i could tell if it

00:11:10.400 was serious but it

00:11:11.080 was so good

00:11:11.920 i hate you

00:11:14.400 i hate you so much

00:11:15.840 i'm just saying i

00:11:17.240 want to fucking know

00:11:18.100 if those alpha male

00:11:19.220 pills work

00:11:19.860 look all i'm saying

00:11:20.580 is i love alex jones

00:11:22.040 father figure

00:11:23.640 and i adore his wife

00:11:25.540 she is a lovely woman

00:11:26.680 his whole family

00:11:27.540 is absolutely lovely

00:11:28.600 okay

00:11:29.100 and i love the whole time

00:11:30.260 clint you just set

00:11:32.540 me up that way

00:11:33.400 so you only have

00:11:34.440 threesomes with him

00:11:35.160 and his wife

00:11:35.540 clint this is a really

00:11:37.820 weird way of talking

00:11:38.600 to someone you claim

00:11:39.400 to want to impregnate

00:11:40.440 i just want to point

00:11:41.160 that out right now

00:11:41.960 you're gonna keep

00:11:42.720 going back to this huh

00:11:43.700 i mean you're being

00:11:45.100 interviewed as we speak

00:11:46.080 right now you think

00:11:46.700 you're interviewing me

00:11:47.260 he doesn't want to

00:11:48.340 impregnate you

00:11:49.120 his male vitality

00:11:50.840 can impregnate

00:11:51.920 any woman

00:11:52.580 over the airwaves

00:11:53.720 it's actually insane

00:11:54.680 he did it to reed

00:11:55.920 first actually

00:11:56.740 and if i can

00:11:58.000 impregnate a man

00:11:58.700 i can impregnate

00:11:59.620 anybody

00:12:00.180 that's true

00:12:01.000 yeah reed had a baby

00:12:02.420 out of his ass

00:12:03.220 already

00:12:03.960 nine months later

00:12:06.400 he had a black baby

00:12:07.200 it's awkward

00:12:08.360 what

00:12:09.000 super awkward

00:12:09.640 yeah it's true

00:12:10.380 came out of his ass

00:12:11.300 i mean maybe it was

00:12:12.040 white i don't know

00:12:12.980 he might have been

00:12:16.240 a turd i'm not sure

00:12:17.260 so stupid i'm sorry

00:12:18.760 i have no fucking

00:12:19.820 idea

00:12:20.260 but my theory is

00:12:22.580 that uh the male

00:12:23.460 vitality might be

00:12:24.760 in order to negate

00:12:26.040 the fact that the

00:12:26.840 uh chemicals in his

00:12:28.360 drinking water

00:12:28.860 turned him gay

00:12:29.600 actually

00:12:30.160 hmm

00:12:31.640 interesting

00:12:32.240 yeah

00:12:33.100 alex fell in love

00:12:36.040 with a frog

00:12:36.680 one of the gay frogs

00:12:37.680 and that's why he

00:12:38.200 was all upset

00:12:38.660 about it

00:12:39.520 but well the frog

00:12:41.160 the frog actually

00:12:41.860 left him

00:12:42.520 so he had a gay

00:12:43.500 relationship with the

00:12:44.380 frog and then it

00:12:45.300 left and he was just

00:12:46.300 he got super pissed

00:12:47.480 off

00:12:47.800 it's turning the

00:12:48.900 freaking frogs

00:12:49.720 gay man

00:12:50.440 it broke my heart

00:12:51.740 it's all my cousins

00:12:53.320 man it turned me

00:12:54.120 gay too

00:12:54.680 oh man

00:12:58.680 dude i just i just

00:13:00.120 gotta go

00:13:00.460 well yeah go ahead

00:13:01.820 the super chats and

00:13:02.440 i'll say this after

00:13:03.220 justin o'donnell i

00:13:04.800 gave you a nice

00:13:05.320 eulogy

00:13:05.860 so what he was at

00:13:06.980 he was at ashton's

00:13:07.860 funeral

00:13:08.280 no my funeral

00:13:09.680 you dumbass

00:13:10.420 oh all right

00:13:11.400 i didn't die yet

00:13:13.060 i've actually honestly

00:13:16.020 let's see how many

00:13:16.700 times have you been

00:13:17.200 resurrected dave because

00:13:18.320 how many times have i

00:13:19.700 died technically

00:13:20.320 on the internet

00:13:21.400 well i'll tell you

00:13:23.380 i've had

00:13:24.780 one

00:13:25.280 i might have beaten

00:13:27.020 you on the resurrection

00:13:27.760 poll because i've

00:13:28.640 died quite a few times

00:13:29.620 on the internet

00:13:30.000 and i'm still here

00:13:30.940 so i've died three

00:13:32.120 maybe

00:13:32.820 i've definitely beat

00:13:34.620 you on that one

00:13:35.220 but

00:13:35.380 the amount of times

00:13:37.080 that my twitter

00:13:37.640 has been pulled

00:13:38.320 and put back up

00:13:39.200 i mean it's got

00:13:39.800 it's gotten banned

00:13:40.600 but like i've had

00:13:41.320 to make a whole new

00:13:41.900 account and whatnot

00:13:42.620 my youtube's been

00:13:43.600 pulled my instagram

00:13:45.080 has been pulled

00:13:45.680 and put back up

00:13:46.760 but you're youtube

00:13:47.820 pulled but you

00:13:48.520 have like

00:13:48.960 myself back up

00:13:49.960 you youtube got

00:13:51.500 pulled but you

00:13:51.920 still have 100k subs

00:13:53.260 158 157 i think

00:13:55.640 okay well i'm sorry

00:13:56.580 i used to have

00:13:57.600 180 000

00:13:58.840 i used to have

00:13:59.340 180 000

00:14:00.420 but then i burned

00:14:01.180 a trump hat and

00:14:01.920 people didn't like

00:14:02.640 that show much

00:14:03.380 so you know

00:14:03.960 no but i'm saying

00:14:05.000 before your youtube

00:14:05.720 channel got nuked

00:14:06.400 how many followers

00:14:06.940 did you have

00:14:07.380 your subscribers

00:14:08.120 oh it pretty much

00:14:10.040 stayed the same

00:14:10.660 people only left

00:14:11.860 once uh

00:14:13.460 i burned the trump

00:14:14.100 hat

00:14:14.400 so wait so you

00:14:16.020 didn't have your

00:14:16.740 youtube account

00:14:17.460 nuked then

00:14:18.120 it was nuked

00:14:19.180 several videos

00:14:19.720 were taken off

00:14:20.320 by youtube itself

00:14:21.320 and then they

00:14:21.720 were put back

00:14:22.180 oh i thought

00:14:22.660 you meant

00:14:22.900 your account

00:14:23.600 i thought you

00:14:24.060 meant like

00:14:24.380 your youtube

00:14:24.880 account got nuked

00:14:26.040 i was like

00:14:26.720 my instagram account

00:14:27.720 had been nuked

00:14:28.240 a couple times

00:14:28.900 oh i was supposed

00:14:29.620 to be like

00:14:29.980 i've taken several

00:14:30.860 breaks from the

00:14:31.280 internet because i

00:14:31.880 need to sort

00:14:32.340 some things out

00:14:32.900 with myself

00:14:33.440 it'd be great if

00:14:34.580 you would stop

00:14:35.020 tweeting the n-word

00:14:35.740 every day

00:14:36.480 it's a little

00:14:38.760 aggressive

00:14:39.280 she only put an

00:14:41.500 r in the towel

00:14:42.460 you look like this

00:14:44.700 sweet like i don't

00:14:45.940 know concubine or

00:14:46.920 something and you're

00:14:47.560 just constantly

00:14:48.420 dropping hard er

00:14:50.000 inbox and i don't

00:14:51.560 well the problem is

00:14:52.300 did it why do you

00:14:52.740 do it she's half

00:14:53.900 mexican and she

00:14:54.560 just wakes up every

00:14:55.420 morning and sees

00:14:56.080 this dark outside

00:14:56.800 and she's like it's

00:14:57.500 negro it's negro

00:14:58.560 and she just goes

00:15:01.240 on twitter and

00:15:01.720 tweets it i am 30

00:15:03.320 percent irish i am

00:15:04.740 25 percent russian i'm

00:15:06.920 throw a bunch of

00:15:07.980 italian in there and

00:15:09.120 then you can't drink

00:15:10.420 you're a lightweight

00:15:11.120 yeah you're a light

00:15:13.280 you're i'm a horrible

00:15:14.820 russian look at how

00:15:16.760 look at how upset she

00:15:17.860 was that you pretended

00:15:18.860 that she was hispanic

00:15:20.060 maybe that's why

00:15:23.500 you're off twitter

00:15:24.060 i'm not hispanic i'm

00:15:25.740 latina there's a

00:15:26.620 difference

00:15:26.980 latinx latinx latinx

00:15:31.440 latinx so if you're

00:15:34.180 hispanic you actually

00:15:35.160 have to be

00:15:35.620 i'm not hispanic i'm

00:15:36.740 latina there's a

00:15:37.480 difference no no i

00:15:38.620 mean you as in like

00:15:40.040 just the uh what is it

00:15:42.720 the royal you whatever

00:15:44.020 whatever the fuck it is

00:15:44.940 you know i don't know

00:15:46.380 what you're talking

00:15:46.900 about god damn it if a

00:15:49.420 person is considered to

00:15:51.280 be hispanic does that

00:15:52.140 mean they have to be

00:15:52.760 from hispanola oh i'm

00:15:56.180 look my family's from

00:15:57.380 argentina so i'm

00:15:58.340 actually am i hispanic

00:15:59.800 or latina you're

00:16:01.240 actually german damn

00:16:02.880 it i i i got you

00:16:03.900 you're a nazi actually

00:16:06.520 people make that joke

00:16:07.640 but the thing is is

00:16:08.440 that my family immigrated

00:16:09.680 from argentina way

00:16:10.920 before world war ii or

00:16:12.180 world war one so i

00:16:13.960 actually am latina so

00:16:16.020 by the way i gotta i

00:16:18.320 i got a notification i

00:16:19.140 just thought that was

00:16:19.540 pretty funny um if

00:16:21.340 you're you're a football

00:16:22.660 fan i believe clinton

00:16:23.620 football fan and i know

00:16:25.000 toad's a football fan

00:16:26.040 but uh baseball and

00:16:27.600 basketball so okay

00:16:28.960 whatever well um the

00:16:30.860 raiders football fan i'm

00:16:32.240 a call the raiders coach

00:16:33.260 uh just got fired um

00:16:35.380 john john just got

00:16:37.260 fired which kind of goes

00:16:38.340 into like the whole thing

00:16:39.440 about how he got fired

00:16:40.920 because of cancer culture

00:16:42.080 basically i know but

00:16:43.000 what do you what do you

00:16:43.560 even actually say like i

00:16:45.340 don't know what he said

00:16:46.460 i i know oh what do

00:16:48.140 you what do you actually

00:16:48.600 say yeah he said that

00:16:50.080 marie smith who is the

00:16:51.220 head of the nfl players

00:16:52.940 union has enormous lips

00:16:55.760 like like big like tractor

00:16:57.440 tires or something like

00:16:58.240 that and to which i

00:16:59.820 responded that is

00:17:01.400 accurate the man has

00:17:02.600 enormous lips and and

00:17:04.020 it is only racist if you

00:17:05.400 see him as something

00:17:06.940 other as a as a non

00:17:08.340 person you know something

00:17:09.680 lesser so i think john

00:17:11.740 gruden deserves praise

00:17:12.840 for treating a black man

00:17:13.900 like if you said that

00:17:14.940 about kylie jenner it

00:17:16.480 would be considered a

00:17:17.300 compliment

00:17:17.780 this marie scott he's

00:17:21.660 got those full lips man

00:17:22.860 i want to make out with

00:17:23.660 that yeah but oh jesus

00:17:25.500 that's what john that's

00:17:31.200 what john gruden said

00:17:32.520 honestly i don't even

00:17:35.320 think that was racist

00:17:36.000 because you want to make

00:17:36.720 out with him so like

00:17:37.760 that's true well what's

00:17:39.920 crazy is like this

00:17:41.080 happens i'm marrying

00:17:42.540 clint instead well this

00:17:46.400 is like uh it happened

00:17:48.460 before he was even on an

00:17:50.740 nfl team he was like he

00:17:52.300 was still in the nfl

00:17:52.980 broadcasting and i saw i

00:17:54.280 was watching um uh

00:17:56.440 sunday night football last

00:17:57.500 night and the one of the

00:17:59.560 announcers on there

00:18:00.460 worked with john gruden

00:18:01.880 his whole time while he

00:18:03.240 was for like eight years

00:18:04.400 and he was just like the

00:18:05.100 dude's not racist i know

00:18:06.080 this is a black man he's

00:18:07.280 like he's not racist he

00:18:08.520 did like he said some

00:18:09.720 things he apologized for

00:18:10.740 it i think we should take

00:18:11.660 his apology and then

00:18:13.540 then now he gets

00:18:14.680 fucking fired

00:18:15.520 and they fire him

00:18:16.400 anyway look yeah they

00:18:17.580 fired like i personally

00:18:19.040 wait wait gruden got

00:18:21.460 fired yeah he's fired

00:18:23.220 yeah yeah that's what i

00:18:25.900 said that's why i brought

00:18:26.580 it up because he just

00:18:27.480 got fired that's why i

00:18:28.340 said i got the

00:18:29.020 notification while i'm

00:18:29.980 sitting here why do you

00:18:31.020 think we're just talking

00:18:31.760 about this well because

00:18:32.740 because it's a story that

00:18:33.840 we would talk about

00:18:34.440 normally i i really

00:18:35.880 didn't think they could

00:18:36.680 fire him over that i mean

00:18:37.820 that is yeah that is

00:18:38.540 incredible yeah they can i

00:18:39.940 mean look the raiders

00:18:40.860 aren't really in oakland

00:18:41.780 anymore so i really don't

00:18:42.640 care about them as much

00:18:43.780 as i i never care about

00:18:44.840 the raiders actually what

00:18:45.500 am i talking about i've

00:18:46.300 never i was never a

00:18:47.860 raiders fan um they're in

00:18:49.400 las vegas now so i really

00:18:50.480 yeah honestly oh wait so

00:18:52.600 i'm reading the article and

00:18:53.740 it says report that gruden

00:18:55.740 used misogynistic and

00:18:57.240 anti-gay language in

00:18:58.540 numerous emails

00:18:59.320 well apparently he

00:19:01.020 no i mean apparently he's

00:19:02.640 just super base that's all

00:19:04.100 he

00:19:04.240 wait a minute now he

00:19:05.680 no this is weird though

00:19:07.240 because even though he is

00:19:08.180 married to a woman he has

00:19:09.640 kids he might actually be

00:19:11.620 gay because if you ever

00:19:12.320 watched like gruden's qb

00:19:13.760 camp where he had all the

00:19:14.840 college players come in

00:19:16.640 that dude was like he was

00:19:17.940 like fingering his belly

00:19:19.080 button while he was like

00:19:19.920 watching this is that a

00:19:22.920 homosexual trait yeah

00:19:24.360 i don't think that's no

00:19:28.040 yeah is that a sexual

00:19:29.600 trait for anybody just

00:19:30.980 sitting there just oh

00:19:31.840 yeah

00:19:32.160 he was like fawning over

00:19:37.320 nick foals in a big dick

00:19:38.800 nick and he's like he's

00:19:39.940 like uh like you know get

00:19:41.340 in the closet boy or

00:19:42.560 something

00:19:42.840 i don't think it's

00:19:43.500 accurate

00:19:43.960 i don't think people finger

00:19:46.620 their belly button when

00:19:47.460 they're aroused

00:19:48.140 i made that part up all the

00:19:51.380 other stuff i said was true

00:19:52.660 that is the weirdest thing to

00:19:56.120 say bro

00:19:56.760 he's just he's just watching

00:20:00.140 clips of patrick mahomes

00:20:01.520 warming up and just

00:20:02.340 touching his belly button

00:20:03.420 yeah

00:20:03.740 the way he snaps that

00:20:08.080 ball comes out hard

00:20:09.360 brother

00:20:09.760 oh it comes out hard

00:20:11.400 oh my

00:20:13.260 i really want to know i

00:20:16.940 want to know what kind of

00:20:17.660 anti-gay and misogynistic

00:20:18.860 stuff he said because i

00:20:20.140 want to see if i can

00:20:20.820 incorporate it into my

00:20:21.960 tweets just to make them

00:20:22.940 better

00:20:23.140 absolutely and and you

00:20:24.260 know what's also

00:20:24.680 interesting is john gruden

00:20:25.980 had one of the craziest

00:20:27.200 contracts i've ever heard

00:20:28.120 of he was signed to a 10

00:20:29.340 year 100 million dollar

00:20:30.900 coaching contract i think

00:20:32.100 he was only three years

00:20:33.080 into it so yeah that is

00:20:34.960 wild and i was basically

00:20:36.500 they get to recoup the

00:20:37.820 money that'll be

00:20:38.740 there's no i because the

00:20:40.920 coaches are guaranteed

00:20:42.080 contracts so

00:20:42.860 yeah so he must he probably

00:20:44.860 they're probably like came to

00:20:46.360 a decision so he probably

00:20:47.520 gets some of it but i mean

00:20:48.800 that's still

00:20:49.340 seven years of a contract

00:20:51.180 that's not easy just to get

00:20:52.400 rid of

00:20:52.940 well you know let me let's

00:20:54.360 take a quick step backwards

00:20:55.640 if you believe that any

00:20:57.300 nfl coach is not homophobic

00:20:59.920 you have never stepped foot

00:21:01.800 anywhere near a football

00:21:02.920 field ever he's he's like a

00:21:05.060 60 year old man who's been

00:21:06.020 coaching for 40 years or

00:21:07.640 playing for a while too

00:21:08.600 there's no there's no way in

00:21:10.320 hell he's not a homophobe and

00:21:12.100 he has also coached god knows

00:21:14.640 how many thousand black men i

00:21:16.220 refuse to believe he is a

00:21:17.980 genuine deep-seated racist

00:21:19.300 this is nonsense he has the

00:21:22.140 inward pass at least i mean

00:21:23.280 that's it's not irrefutable

00:21:26.020 i mean there's no way

00:21:27.220 that's what i'm saying you're

00:21:28.580 talking about burden yeah but

00:21:29.600 like he i think he's actually

00:21:30.840 he might still be in his 50s

00:21:32.360 because he

00:21:32.800 he's been a really successful

00:21:34.680 coach but he was the youngest

00:21:35.660 coach to ever win the super

00:21:36.980 ball and i think he won it like

00:21:37.980 in his 30s in

00:21:39.140 2002 maybe or something like

00:21:41.900 that that sounds right yeah but

00:21:43.340 he he coached he coached the

00:21:44.740 raiders prior and then he went

00:21:45.780 to tampa won a super bowl then

00:21:46.980 he retired for like a decade and

00:21:48.780 then he came back for three

00:21:49.620 years with oakland but i'm just

00:21:51.020 saying he still has coached you

00:21:52.660 know probably also what's

00:21:53.660 weird why does this stuff come

00:21:55.520 out like why do we see we see

00:21:56.960 this all the time where like

00:21:57.900 things just get dug up well

00:21:59.860 who's doing the fucking

00:22:00.760 digging why is that was a 10

00:22:02.380 year old email brother 10

00:22:03.780 years yeah who keeps their

00:22:05.240 emails after 10 years i don't

00:22:07.200 think my shit's like i i mean i

00:22:10.300 thought i my work shit is like

00:22:11.640 two years old and it's i'm just

00:22:13.020 like i get the fuck get rid of

00:22:14.340 all this shit i don't need no

00:22:15.280 more i think ashton's crazy

00:22:16.300 enough that she keeps

00:22:17.040 everything for 10 years

00:22:18.120 including your sperm

00:22:21.540 she got the turkey baster

00:22:29.040 like in them well i i'm funny

00:22:31.620 it's actually i actually was

00:22:32.720 going through like my old

00:22:33.640 computer from years ago back

00:22:35.700 when i first got into politics

00:22:36.880 and i got old videos

00:22:38.400 i got old videos taxes 1998

00:22:43.060 he's like you're not even that

00:22:44.580 old

00:22:44.960 i've got i've got some videos

00:22:49.800 that could easily be blackmail

00:22:51.440 on some pretty big people i'm

00:22:52.920 not gonna lie um at the time i

00:22:55.420 didn't think they're pretty much

00:22:56.180 blackmail it's just like us

00:22:57.280 hanging out and whatnot being

00:22:58.360 silly but like you can see stuff

00:23:00.600 in the background people say

00:23:02.460 things like like did i did i call

00:23:04.740 it or did i call it

00:23:05.620 there's pretty big people out

00:23:07.900 there like i was just looking

00:23:08.980 at like the videos last week

00:23:10.660 and i'm like holy crap if these

00:23:13.020 if this person's like fan base

00:23:15.120 knew the things that they were

00:23:16.180 saying

00:23:16.640 what is epstein's island like

00:23:20.040 like alex jones doing blow off

00:23:22.740 an eight-year-old

00:23:23.360 you said alex jones has never

00:23:26.260 done anything like that you

00:23:27.360 know there's some people i

00:23:28.400 wouldn't be surprised have been

00:23:29.820 to epstein's island that i've met

00:23:32.000 and i if it came out that they

00:23:33.980 went there i wouldn't be

00:23:35.300 surprised because they're

00:23:36.420 names drop names i've met some

00:23:38.660 pretty i've met some pretty

00:23:40.640 sketchy people in my time i can

00:23:42.640 definitely tell you right now

00:23:43.540 there's this weird e-girl

00:23:45.220 grooming thing going on where

00:23:46.760 like girls are basically being

00:23:48.060 told what to wear what to do

00:23:49.580 what to say at all times like

00:23:50.640 there were certain things i

00:23:51.500 wasn't allowed to talk about

00:23:52.580 in my sphere i wasn't allowed

00:23:54.380 to talk about 9-11 i wasn't

00:23:55.980 allowed to criticize israel i

00:23:57.720 wasn't like when this all when i

00:23:58.840 first started out it was it was

00:24:00.380 definitely a really trippy time

00:24:01.940 because charlottesville had just

00:24:03.260 happened and so they're trying

00:24:04.960 to weed out all the quote

00:24:06.160 unquote conspiracy theorists and

00:24:07.800 quote-unquote anti-semites

00:24:09.000 because for some reason 2017

00:24:10.740 if you criticize the israeli

00:24:13.040 government which i went through

00:24:14.060 this whole ordeal last night and

00:24:15.420 during a debate oh my gosh if you

00:24:17.680 criticize israeli government you

00:24:19.320 were automatically thrown as

00:24:20.460 anti-semit like people used to

00:24:21.960 pretend to praise ben shapiro

00:24:23.700 just so they could be republican

00:24:25.600 and not be called an anti-semit like

00:24:27.040 it was insane so what you're

00:24:28.780 telling me is that the jews run

00:24:30.240 the media the jews are the jews

00:24:34.920 are telling the e-girls what to

00:24:36.140 do i mean i'm reading between the

00:24:37.940 lines here but i'm pretty sure

00:24:39.620 that's what you're saying it was

00:24:41.200 like at one point it was very much

00:24:43.120 like oh we can't talk about julian

00:24:44.400 assange anymore because julian

00:24:45.840 assange is critical of israel and

00:24:47.900 the war and all this stuff like it

00:24:49.500 was it was crazy like post

00:24:51.300 charlottesville all the mag

00:24:53.080 pundits were like very much like

00:24:55.100 faking to be pro israel so they

00:24:57.300 wouldn't be labeled as anti-semitic it

00:24:59.600 was scary it was pretty terrible and

00:25:02.480 for me you know starting out in high

00:25:03.940 school like as an anarchist which i

00:25:05.120 mentioned on clint's podcast several

00:25:06.820 times i started off as an anarchist in

00:25:09.080 high school i was all anti-war i was

00:25:11.000 all you know anti uh police brutality

00:25:13.580 and whatnot so for me to go from being

00:25:15.640 a solid libertarian anarchist to you

00:25:18.820 know almost like pretending to be

00:25:20.520 something because at the time i had

00:25:22.460 just lost my entire family uh due to

00:25:24.900 politics and so at the time was very

00:25:26.860 i thought you were gonna say 9-11

00:25:28.060 wow they were in the towers we could

00:25:33.000 have we could have gone up told so

00:25:34.280 many ways that i lost my entire family

00:25:36.320 and so it was very much like you can

00:25:41.740 join us we'll be your new family and so

00:25:44.600 it's very much like i was in this place

00:25:46.040 where i was scared to not upset my

00:25:48.720 quote-unquote new family and new

00:25:50.420 community because i didn't want to like

00:25:52.020 and and the thing is a lot of the

00:25:54.000 people i worked with knew this and they

00:25:55.820 sort of took advantage of it it sounds

00:25:57.200 like you're describing infowars as a

00:25:58.660 sex cult no infowars didn't do this

00:26:01.060 infowars didn't do this by the way

00:26:02.680 daily wire

00:26:03.760 no i never i never worked for daily

00:26:07.500 wire

00:26:07.880 there are definitely pundits who played

00:26:11.280 as sort of my agent and my manager if

00:26:14.800 you will who definitely like contributed

00:26:17.320 in fact actually i've had a manager at

00:26:19.620 one point call into infowars like like

00:26:22.480 try to get a hold of me it was it was

00:26:25.120 really weird like i was actually told

00:26:26.660 not to go work with infowars by one of

00:26:28.660 these people too it was it was really

00:26:30.860 sketchy it was a really hard time at

00:26:32.340 one point one of these people started

00:26:33.500 to stalk me and harass me um yeah my

00:26:36.700 MAGA days were full of crazy people and

00:26:38.480 i kind of i i don't regret doing it

00:26:41.100 because i feel like i've learned a lot on

00:26:43.000 the aspect of the two-party system and

00:26:44.620 things are necessarily very corrupt

00:26:46.580 especially within these activist circles

00:26:49.720 um but i think a lot of people don't

00:26:52.360 realize just how sketchy a lot of stuff

00:26:54.220 is and i i've i've seen some real

00:26:56.200 grooming gangs go down uh tied to the

00:26:59.360 MAGA movie well you're you're sitting

00:27:00.700 amongst the most prominent grooming gang

00:27:02.780 in the internet

00:27:03.500 i was gonna say who are you grooming toad

00:27:06.580 who are you grooming toad yeah clint is

00:27:11.000 definitely going to be his wife uh i

00:27:12.920 actually told i'm working on it to dress

00:27:14.500 like a mormon tonight so

00:27:15.860 totally put me off you said you were

00:27:19.300 me with toad it's what i'm into yes so

00:27:21.940 you said you were an anarchist when you

00:27:23.220 were in high school were you like a real

00:27:24.800 anarchist or were you like an isabella

00:27:26.240 riley anarchist

00:27:27.440 just kidding i can't i could hold that

00:27:32.200 one

00:27:32.480 i had blue hair i played drums in a punk

00:27:35.940 rock band i was very angry i used to

00:27:38.240 skip school to go protest sea world uh

00:27:41.000 and my junior year is the year when all

00:27:43.700 that's cut world by the way

00:27:45.700 when everything happens do you have do

00:27:49.480 you have cut lines on your legs because

00:27:52.400 if you don't you're not a real anarchist

00:27:53.760 in high school i actually don't have cut

00:27:57.020 lines on my legs actually i'm proud of

00:27:59.000 you actually they're on her arms

00:28:00.080 actually

00:28:00.500 she's like i just have my right here

00:28:03.460 no but she has track marks between her

00:28:05.640 toes so

00:28:06.300 those are on her arms as well so ashton

00:28:12.100 you were you were an actress when you

00:28:13.600 were younger you told me recently

00:28:14.760 yeah i had an imd page at one point do

00:28:18.220 those do those skills come in handy um

00:28:20.400 in bed

00:28:20.840 i'm very uncomfortable now

00:28:23.960 yeah by which you mean she's faking it

00:28:27.280 yeah

00:28:27.540 yes

00:28:27.960 i'm asking

00:28:29.740 well i mean clint are you used to women

00:28:31.420 faking it like is that what you're

00:28:32.600 telling me right now or

00:28:33.640 how would i know

00:28:34.600 he's he's lived he's lived in california

00:28:37.280 he's around actresses all the time

00:28:38.780 they could all be faking it

00:28:40.280 i would be i mean

00:28:41.880 i've never seen a real orgasm i'm just

00:28:43.780 i'm just asking

00:28:44.660 i'm not even in the zone

00:28:47.060 yeah i must say

00:28:48.060 clint actually

00:28:49.420 clint faked when he masturbates

00:28:51.780 yeah

00:28:52.120 he spits on their back

00:28:56.860 clint only

00:28:59.220 clint only has ever seen a fake orgasm

00:29:02.380 he's never actually had an orgasm

00:29:04.060 i've literally never seen one or had one

00:29:06.160 i don't know what it is

00:29:07.240 i pretend as if i do

00:29:08.560 because i want to fit in with the guys

00:29:09.780 but i don't even know what we're talking

00:29:10.960 about right now

00:29:11.680 i've only seen it on fucking

00:29:12.940 on videos

00:29:13.680 like what is it

00:29:14.740 your dick throws up

00:29:15.920 well i mean

00:29:20.460 i'm not going to mention it again

00:29:22.160 but you know the 32

00:29:23.100 thing i think i know some things

00:29:25.180 about what we're talking about

00:29:26.380 oh jesus christ

00:29:27.480 oh good lord

00:29:28.720 what

00:29:29.400 all right this motherfucker here

00:29:31.920 yeah

00:29:32.260 32 times in one day

00:29:33.920 no no no

00:29:35.000 we're not talking about me

00:29:36.340 we're talking about toad

00:29:37.080 masturbating 32 times in a day

00:29:38.360 yeah

00:29:38.900 yes

00:29:40.540 all dry

00:29:43.700 this motherfucker

00:29:44.720 no

00:29:45.300 after like this

00:29:47.100 oh yeah

00:29:47.920 with no lube

00:29:48.840 yeah

00:29:49.080 dude

00:29:49.440 what

00:29:50.460 dude yeah

00:29:51.540 astonishing

00:29:53.460 i love that he just goes

00:29:55.980 yeah

00:29:56.360 yeah

00:29:56.760 i mean

00:29:57.200 what about you guys

00:29:58.260 haven't you

00:29:58.760 who does that

00:30:01.560 and it wasn't

00:30:02.660 like okay

00:30:03.080 the only thing is

00:30:04.600 i can understand

00:30:05.440 like

00:30:05.840 i remember whenever i was like

00:30:07.400 whether 15

00:30:08.220 and i learned about masturbating

00:30:09.580 i think i did it like

00:30:10.340 seven times in a day

00:30:11.540 or whatever

00:30:11.940 i can understand

00:30:12.960 if he was just like

00:30:13.780 i was like

00:30:14.400 yeah whatever

00:30:15.040 dude i was

00:30:16.120 don't get mad at me

00:30:17.120 i was 32

00:30:18.260 dude i was like

00:30:19.580 i was like 23

00:30:20.860 when i did this

00:30:21.540 i was just off

00:30:22.160 yes that's what i'm saying

00:30:23.060 that's what's worse

00:30:23.640 is like if you said like

00:30:24.460 i was 14

00:30:25.520 it was a summer day

00:30:27.060 and i was sitting inside

00:30:27.880 no you were like 23 years old

00:30:29.600 you were out of college

00:30:30.960 like

00:30:31.260 27 is weird

00:30:32.580 you should never be able

00:30:34.380 to jerk off the inverse

00:30:35.520 of your age

00:30:36.180 if you're 23

00:30:36.800 and you can pop 32 times

00:30:39.180 it's incredible

00:30:39.760 i'm gonna do

00:30:40.840 i'm gonna do

00:30:41.500 i'm gonna do 63

00:30:42.420 after we get off here tonight

00:30:43.960 seven isn't that bad

00:30:45.040 are we getting off

00:30:46.040 yo this is the thing

00:30:47.160 you can have sex

00:30:47.380 seven times in a day

00:30:48.260 see yeah

00:30:48.760 this is the thing

00:30:49.540 seven eight nine

00:30:50.940 all reasonably extreme numbers

00:30:52.820 no

00:30:53.300 32

00:30:53.740 32 means that

00:30:55.000 the last 24 to 25

00:30:57.020 masturbation sessions

00:30:58.020 were excruciating

00:30:59.520 zero pleasure involved

00:31:01.020 zero pleasure

00:31:01.740 yeah

00:31:02.020 pain is pleasure

00:31:03.420 three seconds each

00:31:04.500 no no i mean

00:31:06.720 they're spaced out

00:31:07.520 over the course

00:31:08.460 of like a day

00:31:09.160 he was pounding gatorade

00:31:11.520 just i mean just

00:31:12.460 he was drinking milk

00:31:13.780 by the end

00:31:14.300 because he thought

00:31:14.720 it would come out

00:31:15.460 what's the purpose

00:31:19.280 of why

00:31:20.220 did dust or blood

00:31:22.340 come out at the end

00:31:23.280 your dick coughed

00:31:27.060 i mean

00:31:29.700 it looked like that

00:31:33.520 uh coughing cat

00:31:34.780 uh meme image

00:31:36.260 i don't know if you

00:31:36.700 know what i'm talking

00:31:37.280 about

00:31:37.580 or like a little kid

00:31:39.160 when they cough

00:31:39.860 when they just

00:31:40.280 it looks like a pimp

00:31:42.180 getting ready to slap

00:31:43.180 his hoe

00:31:43.540 it's just like

00:31:43.980 yeah

00:31:44.360 i mean i basically

00:31:47.240 aged my dick

00:31:48.060 by like 60 years

00:31:49.020 in one day

00:31:49.560 basically

00:31:49.880 so it was just

00:31:50.400 a mangled old man's

00:31:52.200 dick at the end

00:31:52.880 but he can last

00:31:54.060 forever now

00:31:55.020 oh that's the

00:31:57.040 highest that's the

00:31:58.220 highest time

00:31:58.720 preference um

00:32:00.020 like out of

00:32:01.660 anybody ever

00:32:02.640 honestly in the

00:32:03.420 liberty movement

00:32:04.060 honestly you can't

00:32:05.420 hopper would be so

00:32:06.420 disappointed

00:32:06.920 i was a libertarian

00:32:08.060 then

00:32:08.400 i'm so uncomfortable

00:32:09.980 right now

00:32:10.620 yeah you weren't

00:32:11.400 you weren't a

00:32:11.940 libertarian you

00:32:12.540 absolutely raped

00:32:13.360 your dick

00:32:13.920 like you

00:32:14.440 you coerced

00:32:15.420 your dick

00:32:16.220 i lived in a

00:32:17.740 frat house for a

00:32:18.680 year and this is

00:32:19.340 psychotic to me

00:32:20.380 you lived in the

00:32:24.100 frat house

00:32:24.800 yeah

00:32:25.460 what college

00:32:26.540 uc berkeley

00:32:27.860 and you haven't

00:32:29.260 had and you

00:32:30.000 haven't been

00:32:30.380 pregnant 80

00:32:30.900 times that's

00:32:31.820 impossible

00:32:32.280 they give out

00:32:34.060 free condoms

00:32:34.940 i mean every

00:32:36.780 college does

00:32:37.620 actually

00:32:38.160 she's been to

00:32:40.600 every college

00:32:41.160 actually

00:32:41.640 i mean i went to

00:32:45.400 a small school and

00:32:46.260 even my college

00:32:46.940 did so that's

00:32:47.640 probably true

00:32:48.180 could you

00:32:48.980 hey my college

00:32:49.920 did not give

00:32:50.380 out uh

00:32:51.040 condoms

00:32:51.640 ashley could

00:32:52.480 you please

00:32:53.040 continue with

00:32:54.120 how you

00:32:54.600 lived in a

00:32:55.380 frat house

00:32:55.780 for a year

00:32:56.180 because that

00:32:56.540 is a story

00:32:57.120 we need to

00:32:57.660 know

00:32:57.880 so it's

00:32:58.560 interesting

00:32:58.940 actually so

00:32:59.460 i actually was

00:33:00.400 dating a frat

00:33:01.120 boy but not

00:33:01.800 in the house

00:33:02.340 i was living

00:33:02.920 in color

00:33:03.360 me shocked

00:33:04.020 you look like

00:33:08.860 you date a

00:33:09.220 frat boy i'm

00:33:09.680 just saying

00:33:10.100 color me shocked

00:33:10.860 because he was

00:33:11.260 colored

00:33:12.120 of course

00:33:14.460 i know

00:33:15.360 so like i was

00:33:21.940 seeing one frat

00:33:22.640 guy but i was

00:33:23.280 actually living in

00:33:24.160 the house down

00:33:25.120 the street from

00:33:25.680 his house so i

00:33:26.520 wasn't living

00:33:26.900 with him or

00:33:27.640 anything but the

00:33:28.700 thing is is that

00:33:29.460 a good christian

00:33:30.220 girl one house

00:33:31.420 one house got in

00:33:32.900 a lot of trouble

00:33:33.560 because they were

00:33:34.140 having all these

00:33:34.620 issues because they

00:33:35.340 were you know

00:33:35.740 doing underage

00:33:36.380 drinking and

00:33:37.080 breaking the rules

00:33:38.080 and so they

00:33:38.840 needed somebody to

00:33:39.560 live in the house

00:33:40.100 that was sober

00:33:40.700 and it would be

00:33:41.880 free rent and i was

00:33:42.700 like oh my gosh

00:33:43.400 that sounds awesome

00:33:44.120 like free rent i

00:33:44.960 could definitely do

00:33:45.620 that and so i

00:33:46.640 basically lived in

00:33:47.300 this reserved room

00:33:48.160 in the house and

00:33:50.540 my whole job was

00:33:51.360 because i was uh

00:33:52.220 um cpr certified i

00:33:54.520 had first aid

00:33:55.360 certified certification

00:33:56.480 i love i love how

00:33:58.260 that's like that's a

00:33:59.040 prereq for this

00:33:59.880 yeah i'm gonna bring

00:34:01.280 people back to life

00:34:02.260 the frat boys are

00:34:08.260 just retarded and

00:34:09.060 they just thought

00:34:09.480 that means she

00:34:09.840 comes with a nurse

00:34:10.500 outfit and they're

00:34:11.700 just like

00:34:12.200 so basically my job

00:34:15.720 was to like make

00:34:16.400 sure these guys like

00:34:17.360 were like you know

00:34:18.240 like not dying

00:34:19.220 like i used to have

00:34:20.280 to like talk guys

00:34:21.140 down from the roof

00:34:22.100 that got super drunk

00:34:23.000 and like sit on the

00:34:23.740 side of the roof i i

00:34:25.360 you know i had to

00:34:26.040 basically stitch up

00:34:26.800 one guy's like cut

00:34:27.920 and what at one

00:34:28.800 point um but yeah i

00:34:30.540 never dated the guys

00:34:31.480 that i lived with i

00:34:32.320 never uh you know

00:34:33.480 you know i actually

00:34:34.740 never got i actually

00:34:35.360 never drank when i

00:34:36.020 was in college funny

00:34:36.700 enough i didn't start

00:34:37.280 drinking until i got

00:34:38.100 into politics but

00:34:39.400 yeah i lived in a

00:34:40.080 frat house for about

00:34:40.780 a year join the

00:34:41.700 club skeptical

00:34:42.740 hippo i don't

00:34:43.800 i don't believe

00:34:44.320 any of this i mean

00:34:45.620 yeah i don't know

00:34:47.020 i don't see what

00:34:47.580 you're saying no no

00:34:48.280 no clint you know

00:34:48.980 my body count so

00:34:50.920 why i told you my

00:34:53.300 body count but toad

00:34:54.660 knows my body count

00:34:55.380 for sure all right

00:34:56.420 toad lay it out

00:34:57.280 no am i allowed to

00:34:59.180 say i won't say it

00:35:00.120 i mean it's it's

00:35:01.120 definitely less than

00:35:01.900 one hand so what

00:35:04.100 well that's weird

00:35:05.520 because my body count

00:35:06.300 is just one hand

00:35:07.300 so

00:35:07.620 i'm so proud of you

00:35:11.700 that was good

00:35:12.280 that was a banger

00:35:13.280 yo let's like let's

00:35:14.520 take a moment and

00:35:15.320 celebrate those great

00:35:16.220 jokes

00:35:16.440 wow we have to

00:35:18.900 celebrate man i'm

00:35:19.720 throwing up bangers

00:35:20.580 all the time i know

00:35:21.320 i know

00:35:21.640 that was like a

00:35:22.840 walk-off

00:35:23.540 that really was

00:35:25.060 really good

00:35:25.760 by the way i just

00:35:27.980 want to mention that

00:35:28.680 uh ashton was just

00:35:30.340 the frat buzzkill the

00:35:31.680 whole time she was

00:35:32.360 talking people down

00:35:33.200 from the roof she

00:35:34.200 was making people not

00:35:35.100 drink like

00:35:35.860 she was telling people

00:35:37.220 to breathe like

00:35:38.200 i just make sure

00:35:39.220 they didn't die

00:35:40.080 yeah you're a buzzkill

00:35:42.620 yeah dude

00:35:43.400 so you want me to

00:35:44.400 people want me to

00:35:44.980 watch people jump off

00:35:46.020 the roof and die and

00:35:47.000 the ambulance comes

00:35:47.800 their entire charter

00:35:48.580 has to be called

00:35:49.500 consent it's called

00:35:50.680 uh you have free

00:35:51.520 will

00:35:51.820 it's called

00:35:52.520 college this is

00:35:56.040 what you do in

00:35:56.660 college

00:35:57.000 yeah but if i'm

00:35:58.100 living in a house

00:35:58.980 and i'm getting

00:35:59.740 rent free like a

00:36:01.200 free rent place to

00:36:02.480 stay by making sure

00:36:03.860 no one dies because

00:36:04.900 if someone if someone

00:36:05.980 gets hurt or an

00:36:07.000 ambulance get calls

00:36:07.900 or if the police are

00:36:08.780 even called once on

00:36:09.800 this house then they

00:36:11.240 end up losing their

00:36:12.280 entire chapter and i

00:36:13.940 have nowhere else to

00:36:14.700 live

00:36:15.060 true that you you

00:36:16.540 were a fed deep

00:36:17.700 undercover

00:36:18.220 that's true

00:36:19.280 yeah

00:36:20.060 hey so grab some

00:36:23.980 yeah grab the

00:36:26.480 super chest

00:36:26.860 or living my aunt's

00:36:28.540 house so you tell

00:36:30.020 me each one

00:36:30.460 we have we have uh

00:36:31.780 the sauce i guess

00:36:33.220 saying i'm 12 and

00:36:34.520 what is this

00:36:35.240 we don't know

00:36:37.960 either

00:36:38.320 and stop watching

00:36:40.640 this immediately

00:36:41.240 be gone children

00:36:42.740 not allowed

00:36:43.420 just be the most

00:36:45.080 based kid in your

00:36:46.340 uh middle school

00:36:47.080 don't tell your

00:36:48.980 parents

00:36:49.560 and why are you

00:36:50.500 able to send us a

00:36:51.480 dollar ninety-nine

00:36:52.220 you 12 year old

00:36:53.000 what are you doing

00:36:53.820 if you have your

00:36:55.120 parents credit card

00:36:55.980 send the hundred

00:36:57.020 and we'll

00:36:57.560 come on

00:36:58.980 two only

00:36:59.980 what the fuck

00:37:00.520 cheap skate-ass

00:37:01.440 12 year old

00:37:02.100 yeah no you're

00:37:02.880 just getting the

00:37:03.460 minimum

00:37:04.000 you little bitch-ass

00:37:05.360 broke-ass 12 year old

00:37:06.600 i'll catch hi

00:37:07.620 ashton sorry i missed

00:37:08.720 you in texas

00:37:09.520 and i think i'll see

00:37:10.300 her in orlando

00:37:11.260 i fly out to

00:37:12.660 orlando i drive to

00:37:14.200 orlando technically

00:37:14.940 i must say you're

00:37:15.480 not gonna be able to

00:37:15.920 fly

00:37:16.300 no one's able to

00:37:18.280 fly right now

00:37:18.900 i know she flies out

00:37:22.240 on tuesday but i

00:37:23.180 actually leave on

00:37:24.260 tuesday as well so

00:37:25.480 i got words mixed up

00:37:26.740 there so i'm driving

00:37:28.880 like an idiot so

00:37:29.900 yeah i'm driving

00:37:32.220 the only way to do

00:37:32.840 it

00:37:32.920 i'm driving i'm

00:37:36.100 driving on but me

00:37:37.340 and the wife are

00:37:37.800 going to disneyland

00:37:38.860 disney world before

00:37:40.020 i'm so jealous

00:37:41.620 it's okay did you

00:37:42.420 know disney world

00:37:42.980 and i have the

00:37:43.340 same birthday

00:37:43.960 what that's a

00:37:45.800 that's a place dear

00:37:46.780 you mean

00:37:47.180 you and walt disney

00:37:49.500 no

00:37:50.260 disney world

00:37:51.800 disney world can

00:37:52.360 have a

00:37:52.600 i have the same

00:37:53.920 birthday as this

00:37:54.760 inanimate object

00:37:55.700 like it's the date

00:37:58.000 of the creation of

00:37:58.860 disney world

00:37:59.220 or maybe she has

00:38:00.500 the same birthday

00:38:00.960 as walt disney

00:38:01.740 which is just

00:38:02.180 furthering her point

00:38:03.100 that she's actually

00:38:03.680 a nazi

00:38:04.220 disney world

00:38:06.180 opened on october

00:38:07.200 1st

00:38:08.420 so that's your

00:38:08.960 i was born october

00:38:10.480 1st

00:38:10.940 yeah

00:38:11.620 yeah we know

00:38:12.440 you asked everybody

00:38:13.680 to say you happy

00:38:14.660 birthday

00:38:15.120 happy birthday

00:38:16.920 happy birthday

00:38:17.980 again

00:38:18.440 i asked clint

00:38:19.880 and quince only

00:38:21.200 and then

00:38:22.320 bullshit

00:38:22.820 i'm sorry

00:38:25.280 did i message you

00:38:26.460 no you didn't

00:38:27.480 message me

00:38:28.180 but i know

00:38:29.180 you asked more

00:38:29.880 i saw a bunch

00:38:31.460 toad just did it

00:38:32.700 on his own

00:38:33.300 and jose

00:38:34.020 did it on his own

00:38:35.380 and i did it

00:38:36.420 and then you told

00:38:36.960 me to delete it

00:38:37.960 oh that's true

00:38:39.620 you had a funny

00:38:40.480 one

00:38:40.980 okay

00:38:41.840 there's like so much

00:38:42.720 drama with clint

00:38:43.540 right now in me

00:38:44.280 like it's it's

00:38:45.000 i'm not gonna go

00:38:45.660 into it on the stream

00:38:46.400 this is not true

00:38:49.460 this drama

00:38:50.140 that just started

00:38:50.940 yes there is

00:38:52.060 yes toad

00:38:53.420 you know it's

00:38:54.360 i love when girls

00:38:55.540 do this

00:38:56.000 there's drama

00:38:57.160 but i can't talk

00:38:58.020 about it right now

00:38:58.860 just

00:38:59.220 there's no drama

00:39:02.400 here please

00:39:03.100 you darn well

00:39:05.460 know that

00:39:06.100 i'm not drunk

00:39:06.900 anymore

00:39:07.400 her irish side

00:39:10.820 came out

00:39:11.180 now she can

00:39:11.580 handle one

00:39:12.000 drink

00:39:12.200 this is great

00:39:12.780 all right

00:39:14.660 we got any more

00:39:15.540 super jets

00:39:16.080 yeah we do

00:39:16.780 we actually have

00:39:17.220 two more

00:39:17.600 and one from

00:39:17.980 the evil

00:39:19.320 to anti-semit

00:39:20.540 pipeline

00:39:21.260 is real

00:39:21.900 i was gonna say

00:39:23.660 it sounded like

00:39:24.600 she went down

00:39:25.100 the libertarian

00:39:25.900 anarchist to alt-right

00:39:27.080 pipeline

00:39:27.700 so

00:39:28.020 okay i'm leaving

00:39:29.360 now by guys

00:39:30.080 but she's back

00:39:31.420 now so

00:39:32.140 she went

00:39:32.620 she just pulled

00:39:37.080 a nick

00:39:37.440 it's gonna be

00:39:37.920 a nick

00:39:38.360 nick does this

00:39:40.280 all the time

00:39:40.820 dude you gotta

00:39:42.140 be kidding me

00:39:42.700 she better not

00:39:43.300 have actually

00:39:43.720 left

00:39:44.000 i have no idea

00:39:45.380 i thought she

00:39:46.140 was enjoying it

00:39:46.860 re-coveredale

00:39:47.740 uh clinton

00:39:48.340 better only be

00:39:49.320 thinking about me

00:39:50.000 when he beats

00:39:50.600 it

00:39:50.900 that might be

00:39:54.540 true

00:39:54.940 the e-girl

00:39:56.740 the anti-semit

00:39:57.460 pipeline is so

00:39:58.340 funny

00:39:58.760 justico

00:40:00.540 if you think

00:40:01.000 about a toad

00:40:01.560 it's really

00:40:01.900 like the

00:40:02.240 walt disney

00:40:02.840 faffing

00:40:03.660 um

00:40:05.100 what

00:40:05.920 i think

00:40:06.280 about it

00:40:06.940 i'm trying

00:40:09.700 to think

00:40:10.040 about that

00:40:10.560 like

00:40:10.900 i don't

00:40:11.740 know

00:40:11.880 i don't

00:40:14.220 get it

00:40:14.880 i'm circumcised

00:40:16.220 does that have

00:40:16.520 something to do

00:40:16.920 with it

00:40:17.320 yeah i'm just

00:40:19.160 saying it was

00:40:19.520 something with

00:40:20.540 like circumcised

00:40:21.720 penises or

00:40:22.620 i think it's like

00:40:23.320 it's like imagining

00:40:24.180 what you want to

00:40:24.860 see in the world

00:40:25.480 no i was thinking

00:40:26.740 i was thinking

00:40:27.300 because it's like

00:40:27.880 because like i have

00:40:28.580 the dick of a

00:40:29.540 like a jewish

00:40:30.180 person i'm just

00:40:30.860 absolutely destroying

00:40:31.860 it or something

00:40:32.540 i really don't know

00:40:37.760 man reed

00:40:38.440 coverdale is here

00:40:39.280 what's up man

00:40:39.980 if it blows

00:40:43.200 oh yeah

00:40:44.540 he's probably

00:40:45.480 at some

00:40:46.900 lot lizards

00:40:48.200 uh place

00:40:49.000 right now

00:40:49.480 i can't

00:40:50.060 i figure you

00:40:51.540 could

00:40:51.920 shout

00:40:52.680 you could switch

00:40:53.300 out one

00:40:53.680 anti-semit

00:40:54.260 like for

00:40:54.560 another

00:40:54.860 so

00:40:55.200 that's why

00:40:55.600 oh my god

00:40:59.280 yo she she is

00:41:00.760 genuinely sensitive

00:41:01.640 about that shit

00:41:02.260 so if we want her

00:41:02.960 to come back we

00:41:03.520 gotta not

00:41:04.540 touch that

00:41:05.460 oh i didn't

00:41:06.920 it was a super

00:41:08.360 chat

00:41:08.620 i know but i just

00:41:11.320 i just dm'd her to

00:41:12.160 say like yo you

00:41:12.800 gotta come back

00:41:13.340 so i hope she

00:41:14.040 so did i

00:41:14.580 and p nord here

00:41:17.760 fat as disney

00:41:19.000 same time as

00:41:20.040 josh and the

00:41:20.760 seven dwarfs

00:41:21.540 i think

00:41:22.840 yeah no no josh

00:41:24.140 goes to disneyland

00:41:25.000 isn't he

00:41:26.040 oh

00:41:26.940 yeah josh is going

00:41:28.620 to disneyland

00:41:29.160 but i'm i'm gonna

00:41:30.160 be the

00:41:30.440 i think

00:41:31.720 no no

00:41:32.220 holy shit

00:41:33.380 no no no

00:41:34.320 that's 400

00:41:35.120 thank you matt

00:41:40.180 no rupees

00:41:40.900 right

00:41:41.240 rupees

00:41:41.880 that could

00:41:43.700 that could

00:41:44.060 either be

00:41:44.620 a quarter

00:41:45.840 or it could

00:41:46.400 be

00:41:46.860 infinity

00:41:47.500 infinity

00:41:48.080 if it's

00:41:50.900 rupees

00:41:51.300 we hadn't

00:41:51.900 realized we

00:41:52.300 have indian

00:41:52.820 people watching

00:41:53.480 us that's

00:41:53.860 so funny

00:41:54.520 thank you

00:41:56.960 man

00:41:57.260 if i forget

00:41:59.220 to write the

00:41:59.600 message

00:41:59.900 oh what i

00:42:00.800 what i love

00:42:01.240 about uh

00:42:01.880 reed when he

00:42:02.320 pops in

00:42:02.700 he always

00:42:03.340 looks like

00:42:03.800 he just

00:42:04.400 picked up

00:42:05.360 murdered

00:42:05.800 and and

00:42:06.760 uh dug a

00:42:07.460 grave like a

00:42:08.060 shallow grave

00:42:08.680 for a hooker

00:42:09.220 awesome

00:42:10.160 he does

00:42:10.720 basically

00:42:12.800 uh

00:42:13.400 that's uh

00:42:13.940 that's pretty

00:42:16.140 typically the

00:42:16.800 truth you know

00:42:17.380 i mean i'm

00:42:17.900 that's kind of

00:42:18.700 like just my

00:42:19.660 uh my everyday

00:42:20.820 doing so you

00:42:21.720 know i mean

00:42:22.120 you know

00:42:23.400 it's not that

00:42:24.400 out of the

00:42:24.660 basically

00:42:25.140 it's like that

00:42:26.420 uh there was

00:42:27.020 the top gear

00:42:27.600 joke that

00:42:28.060 jeremy clarkson

00:42:28.680 make which is

00:42:29.480 like a day in

00:42:30.420 the life of a

00:42:31.300 trucker is just

00:42:32.300 change gear

00:42:32.780 change gear

00:42:33.240 change gear

00:42:33.760 check your

00:42:34.160 mirror

00:42:34.360 murder

00:42:34.740 prostitute

00:42:35.320 change gear

00:42:35.820 change

00:42:36.080 that's all

00:42:39.840 it is

00:42:40.300 also i'm

00:42:42.560 supposed to

00:42:42.880 be i don't

00:42:43.340 know if he

00:42:43.700 wants anybody

00:42:44.080 to i'm not

00:42:45.120 gonna say it

00:42:45.480 because i don't

00:42:45.760 know if he

00:42:45.980 wants anybody

00:42:46.340 to know but

00:42:47.040 there's gonna

00:42:47.440 be somebody

00:42:47.760 else at

00:42:48.320 disney world

00:42:48.820 at the same

00:42:49.160 time as me

00:42:49.580 that i'm hoping

00:42:49.940 to see uh

00:42:51.020 that's an

00:42:51.340 awesome guy

00:42:51.880 so uh

00:42:53.200 that's gonna be

00:42:54.240 fun

00:42:54.520 like how clint

00:42:56.220 and i are both

00:42:56.720 trying to get

00:42:57.220 ashton back in

00:42:58.200 here i'm trying

00:42:59.180 man i don't know

00:42:59.860 what the heck's

00:43:00.360 happening i mean

00:43:01.580 we read one

00:43:02.260 comment like

00:43:02.920 that you had

00:43:03.700 to know that

00:43:04.280 we were gonna

00:43:04.600 have shitty

00:43:05.040 comments this

00:43:05.760 is a shitty

00:43:06.200 show

00:43:06.620 and she wants

00:43:09.980 to call herself

00:43:10.740 the woman of

00:43:11.540 tower gang get

00:43:12.440 the fuck out

00:43:13.180 i did get it i

00:43:14.500 got it right

00:43:15.000 eventually i said

00:43:15.780 it was rupees

00:43:16.660 that's badass

00:43:17.760 that's badass

00:43:18.300 that we have an

00:43:18.700 indian person

00:43:19.160 watching what's

00:43:19.960 it like uh

00:43:20.720 smelling like

00:43:21.220 shit all the

00:43:21.600 time

00:43:21.960 a combination

00:43:24.220 of shit curry

00:43:25.200 and cigarette

00:43:25.920 smoke i think

00:43:26.700 you know it

00:43:30.680 smell crazy in

00:43:31.520 the chat it's

00:43:32.880 it's all they

00:43:33.440 it's all they

00:43:34.600 teach you in

00:43:35.100 school there just

00:43:35.800 says they have

00:43:36.720 a night day and

00:43:37.700 they're just like

00:43:38.180 fucking like a

00:43:38.900 7-eleven they

00:43:39.660 just that's all

00:43:40.160 the english you

00:43:40.720 get is how

00:43:41.180 i don't i don't

00:43:44.640 know which one

00:43:45.420 uh josh is

00:43:46.280 sticking his

00:43:46.800 kids to so

00:43:47.680 i thought it

00:43:48.660 was land i

00:43:49.760 thought he said

00:43:50.120 land is he

00:43:52.780 going to the

00:43:53.180 tom woods thing

00:43:53.780 do we know

00:43:54.240 i hope so

00:43:56.600 because if he

00:43:57.260 is not

00:43:57.720 oh reed are

00:43:59.280 you going you

00:44:00.340 said you had a

00:44:00.780 free weekend

00:44:01.320 well i'm out in

00:44:02.700 utah and it's

00:44:04.240 a long drive and

00:44:05.580 i don't know if

00:44:06.000 it's possible to

00:44:06.840 fly booking a

00:44:08.020 ticket right now

00:44:08.600 with all this

00:44:08.960 going on so i'm

00:44:09.540 going to look

00:44:09.780 into it but i

00:44:10.580 i may be

00:44:11.600 flying thursday

00:44:13.980 night fly out

00:44:14.820 sunday night

00:44:15.420 so well it's

00:44:17.400 it's only southwest

00:44:18.560 we were going to

00:44:19.200 talk about this

00:44:19.640 anyway it's

00:44:20.260 basically just

00:44:20.940 southwest right

00:44:21.960 that has all

00:44:22.560 these people

00:44:23.000 oh perfect

00:44:24.360 florida's southeast

00:44:25.900 of me so i'll be

00:44:26.820 fine

00:44:27.220 we've got two

00:44:35.140 bangers on the

00:44:35.880 show today

00:44:36.340 so well i like

00:44:39.640 how uh yeah

00:44:40.360 southwest came

00:44:41.140 out and they

00:44:41.440 said oh oh

00:44:42.160 these delays are

00:44:42.960 just because of

00:44:43.380 the weather and

00:44:44.080 i'm like yeah the

00:44:44.700 bad weather that's

00:44:45.680 just spread across

00:44:46.640 the entire country

00:44:47.820 yeah

00:44:48.620 and then

00:44:49.540 planes for days

00:44:51.180 and then also

00:44:52.680 they i saw

00:44:53.440 i think it was

00:44:53.880 just like um

00:44:54.920 the weather and

00:44:55.680 then it shows the

00:44:56.420 weather for that

00:44:57.080 day and it was

00:44:57.760 just like three

00:44:59.180 clouds like over

00:45:00.640 just like it was

00:45:01.420 barely anything

00:45:02.420 going on that

00:45:03.240 day it's like

00:45:03.780 jesus christ

00:45:04.380 just say it

00:45:05.180 just it's so

00:45:06.440 funny that they

00:45:06.920 they don't want

00:45:07.860 to say it

00:45:08.300 i had so many

00:45:09.420 people call

00:45:10.040 bullshit on on

00:45:11.240 my thread i was

00:45:11.900 putting together

00:45:12.400 when because i

00:45:13.080 was like super

00:45:13.920 super early on

00:45:14.920 on calling

00:45:15.420 shit and i had

00:45:16.420 people calling me

00:45:17.100 like spreading

00:45:18.300 fake news

00:45:19.240 bullshit artists

00:45:20.200 and i was like

00:45:20.620 yo i'm first

00:45:21.940 off i am trying

00:45:22.620 to like establish

00:45:23.320 this narrative

00:45:24.200 as it proceeds

00:45:25.160 i'm not i'm not

00:45:25.760 saying it's

00:45:26.180 definitive i'm

00:45:26.720 saying i got

00:45:27.200 this fucking dm

00:45:27.880 sent to me

00:45:28.320 here's the text

00:45:29.100 like this is

00:45:30.000 what i this is

00:45:30.580 what i'm hearing

00:45:31.140 and then and

00:45:32.180 then you get

00:45:32.500 that article the

00:45:33.000 next day which

00:45:33.600 kind of confirms

00:45:34.320 yes they had

00:45:35.240 major problems

00:45:35.900 and i'm like

00:45:36.220 okay well why

00:45:37.400 would you have

00:45:38.240 this text that

00:45:39.280 gets floated

00:45:39.800 prior to this

00:45:40.860 story about all

00:45:41.640 the all the

00:45:42.380 flights being

00:45:42.820 canceled if it

00:45:43.520 isn't correlated

00:45:44.120 like that wouldn't

00:45:44.700 make sense right

00:45:45.280 you couldn't have

00:45:46.240 you couldn't

00:45:46.940 have front ran

00:45:47.760 a bullshit text

00:45:49.080 to a legitimate

00:45:50.060 translation of

00:45:51.700 flights so that

00:45:52.520 that made me

00:45:53.080 start to think

00:45:53.500 okay this is

00:45:54.080 definitely legit

00:45:54.800 and then sure

00:45:55.580 enough now we

00:45:56.380 have you know i

00:45:57.220 think it's like a

00:45:58.080 couple thousand

00:45:58.560 flights that have

00:45:59.080 been canceled it's

00:45:59.800 it's so clearly

00:46:00.680 what's happening

00:46:01.160 and then tonight

00:46:02.020 on tucker

00:46:02.580 carlson i checked

00:46:03.460 out the uh the

00:46:04.320 opening clip and

00:46:05.460 he had a pilot on

00:46:06.320 and the pilot was

00:46:07.120 saying this is

00:46:08.600 happening this is

00:46:09.680 why and i was

00:46:10.360 like yo this is

00:46:11.560 fucking awesome like

00:46:12.640 when are the

00:46:13.060 truckers getting into

00:46:13.800 it reed when are

00:46:14.480 you gonna when are

00:46:14.920 you gonna save us

00:46:15.440 man

00:46:15.620 i mean they're

00:46:16.660 not they're not

00:46:17.560 pushing anything on

00:46:18.880 us yet so once

00:46:19.680 they start doing

00:46:20.320 that it's not

00:46:21.300 about you it's

00:46:22.520 about saving

00:46:23.220 your wife

00:46:24.020 what is what

00:46:27.300 does us actually

00:46:28.480 stop i mean if

00:46:30.240 we stop doing

00:46:31.180 stuff what does

00:46:31.840 that actually

00:46:32.400 accomplish right

00:46:33.140 now in the

00:46:33.880 united states

00:46:34.440 you come out

00:46:35.120 with a list of

00:46:35.780 demands and the

00:46:36.440 demands are joe

00:46:37.460 biden jumps

00:46:38.280 oh i almost got us

00:46:39.840 totally nuked

00:46:40.520 anyways joe biden

00:46:43.880 does not do

00:46:44.860 vaccine mandates

00:46:45.760 how about that

00:46:46.320 well sure but i

00:46:48.120 mean you know in

00:46:49.340 utah they're saying

00:46:50.680 fuck you they're

00:46:51.640 saying fuck you

00:46:52.460 all over the place

00:46:53.360 so i mean if they

00:46:54.320 actually started

00:46:55.060 you know federally

00:46:57.060 mandating it or

00:46:58.100 pushing it on us

00:46:59.080 too then i think you

00:46:59.860 would see truckers

00:47:00.740 say fuck you it's

00:47:01.800 just right now like

00:47:02.680 they haven't actually

00:47:03.480 done i mean it's

00:47:04.360 all been hearsay

00:47:05.400 most of it like what

00:47:06.540 they've been saying

00:47:07.500 is going to affect us

00:47:08.420 and once it

00:47:08.940 actually once they

00:47:10.240 actually do it then

00:47:11.180 yeah i'm sure you'll

00:47:11.940 see people quitting

00:47:12.760 and that'll be

00:47:13.820 fucked because like

00:47:14.960 two weeks without

00:47:15.760 trucks going uh the

00:47:17.300 country falls apart

00:47:19.000 well it's not just

00:47:20.560 the well it's like

00:47:21.920 there's already that

00:47:22.720 big ass fucking um

00:47:24.940 problem in the the

00:47:27.400 goal like is it off

00:47:28.380 of uh california right

00:47:30.380 now with all the with

00:47:31.380 all the uh shipping

00:47:32.260 shits shipping shits

00:47:34.220 shipping ships

00:47:36.220 right now i mean

00:47:38.040 right now like vitals

00:47:40.600 are getting everywhere

00:47:41.240 like groceries and

00:47:42.480 stuff like that but

00:47:43.660 parts for machines and

00:47:45.960 trucks like that

00:47:46.720 stuff's all super

00:47:47.920 backed up i mean if

00:47:49.400 you need a part for

00:47:50.300 your truck it'll be in

00:47:51.640 the shop for like six

00:47:52.620 or seven weeks right

00:47:53.580 now where it used to

00:47:54.700 be something you'd

00:47:55.260 get in a couple days

00:47:56.380 um but like once

00:47:58.720 groceries start getting

00:48:00.040 backed up and you

00:48:01.000 know you're not

00:48:01.560 delivering gasoline to

00:48:03.700 gas stations anymore

00:48:04.820 shit like that that's

00:48:06.400 gonna get ugly like

00:48:07.220 that type of stuff is

00:48:08.040 still mostly getting

00:48:08.880 through it's mostly

00:48:09.780 like the the stock

00:48:11.460 items for uh you

00:48:13.360 know fixing machinery

00:48:14.340 or you know pieces

00:48:16.520 for equipment and

00:48:17.740 stuff like that but

00:48:18.960 once like the day-to-day

00:48:20.020 items are not getting

00:48:21.300 delivered anymore then

00:48:22.640 shit's gonna hit the

00:48:23.680 fan right now in in

00:48:25.580 australia was what's

00:48:27.420 going on with the

00:48:27.880 truckers there was that

00:48:28.940 because they were

00:48:29.620 enforcing the mandates

00:48:30.660 on the truckers or or

00:48:32.100 was it a situation

00:48:33.300 where they're saying

00:48:33.880 fuck this to like the

00:48:35.400 mandates happening

00:48:36.220 on other businesses

00:48:37.940 because that could

00:48:38.880 happen in the u.s

00:48:39.820 they're putting people

00:48:41.040 in camps in australia

00:48:42.540 and you're like under

00:48:43.360 house arrest and you're

00:48:44.800 being monitored 24-7

00:48:46.360 and there's like yeah

00:48:47.840 crazy mandates going on

00:48:49.340 so i mean it's not

00:48:50.220 even though we

00:48:51.820 shouldn't think it

00:48:52.800 couldn't happen here

00:48:53.720 it's not comparable

00:48:54.740 yet so like the the

00:48:56.160 difference is like

00:48:57.160 they're literally living

00:48:58.360 in an authoritarian

00:48:59.160 hellhole so i mean

00:49:01.120 that's it's a little

00:49:02.360 as someone who just

00:49:04.240 left california let me

00:49:05.080 tell you there there

00:49:05.860 are authoritarian hell

00:49:06.880 holes in this country

00:49:08.260 too already yeah and

00:49:09.360 canada is fucking

00:49:10.400 adjacent to us and it's

00:49:11.540 just as bad as australia

00:49:12.620 from what i can tell or

00:49:13.640 getting there i mean i

00:49:15.460 just think i just think

00:49:16.400 it would be dope if we

00:49:17.180 could get some preemptive

00:49:17.960 action but i totally

00:49:18.860 understand like maybe we

00:49:20.360 can win this otherwise

00:49:21.220 hotel jesus thinks that

00:49:22.360 this shit's happening

00:49:22.920 intentionally and that

00:49:23.740 they want this to happen

00:49:24.660 so that the uh the

00:49:26.200 economy the basically

00:49:27.840 the great resets ushered

00:49:29.080 in because the economy

00:49:29.840 collapses i i don't even

00:49:31.360 want to be that black

00:49:32.260 bills uh no pun

00:49:33.360 intended about hotel

00:49:34.180 yeah yeah i'm i think

00:49:38.400 i agree with him really

00:49:39.480 and i want to talk to

00:49:40.660 him about it when we

00:49:41.380 get him on the show

00:49:42.260 which we gotta yes

00:49:43.120 we gotta schedule

00:49:43.860 rocks if the trucks

00:49:45.140 stop it's more than

00:49:46.040 just the economy dying

00:49:47.300 though it's not just

00:49:47.960 the flow of money it's

00:49:48.980 the flow of it i mean

00:49:50.580 like people would die

00:49:52.040 yeah people would die

00:49:52.760 it's uh it's not just

00:49:54.820 like oh this is

00:49:55.940 inconvenient and we

00:49:56.920 can't go to work

00:49:57.660 because we don't have

00:49:58.340 stuff it's like oh

00:49:59.240 wow everyone in the city

00:50:00.860 doesn't have food and

00:50:02.060 doesn't have water and

00:50:03.060 doesn't have gas and

00:50:04.020 doesn't have well just

00:50:05.460 for the for the record

00:50:06.560 air air travel will do

00:50:07.800 that to a lesser extent

00:50:08.680 too i mean you you will

00:50:10.160 have you will have very

00:50:11.480 vital goods that are not

00:50:12.960 delivered probably so i

00:50:14.540 don't know it's it's

00:50:15.500 going to be wild

00:50:15.960 by the way i deliver

00:50:17.580 excavators so like

00:50:19.260 everyone's thanking

00:50:23.080 everyone all the truckers

00:50:24.360 for moving stuff it's

00:50:25.480 like it's but we said

00:50:26.840 read it's still you know

00:50:27.820 it's a it's just a it's

00:50:29.040 a good that's higher up

00:50:30.020 the the chain right a

00:50:31.100 higher up capital

00:50:32.000 resource it's pretty it's

00:50:33.400 pretty ironic that reed

00:50:34.640 drives around the country

00:50:35.600 burying hookers and he is

00:50:37.120 moving excavators which is

00:50:39.160 how you would dig up the

00:50:40.180 hookers

00:50:40.540 you know work smart not

00:50:45.260 hard clint that's all i

00:50:46.360 kumal by the way apologized

00:50:49.080 to ashton things really

00:50:50.500 went southwest he said

00:50:52.060 and uh tie the tie with

00:50:56.240 janky is saying where did

00:50:57.680 the chick from the

00:50:58.320 handmaid's tale go she

00:51:01.240 wasn't wearing a bonnet

00:51:02.420 though so but it is it's

00:51:05.880 not a stunt we're still

00:51:06.700 trying to get her back in

00:51:07.560 here

00:51:07.780 we were not trying i mean

00:51:11.400 this is basically what we do

00:51:13.160 anyway so

00:51:13.920 oh we have we have wild

00:51:15.960 chaotic yeah which by the

00:51:18.520 way so i was uh i was

00:51:20.200 sending clint stuff because

00:51:21.660 i i was getting like

00:51:22.800 recommended in my youtube

00:51:23.760 and i've watched a couple

00:51:24.500 of them uh just stuff

00:51:25.720 about like i i saw the

00:51:26.860 one about um why are there

00:51:29.020 food shortages and it's

00:51:30.180 not because of covid was

00:51:31.340 like the name of the um

00:51:32.860 uh the video and i was

00:51:35.300 like this sounds like

00:51:35.840 bullshit and so i sent it

00:51:37.120 to clint and he was just

00:51:37.980 like yeah i watched it

00:51:39.280 it's all basically bullshit

00:51:40.680 this guy i mean he was

00:51:43.100 pointing out that the

00:51:43.920 problem was that we use

00:51:45.280 just in time uh oh yeah

00:51:47.380 that was so delivery yeah

00:51:49.160 and basically you're going

00:51:50.200 to be seeing this stuff all

00:51:51.660 the time now this is like

00:51:52.780 it's not because of covid

00:51:53.800 it's because of the way we

00:51:55.240 do shipping now and

00:51:56.200 because we have we're

00:51:57.400 shipping from china and

00:51:58.600 we're shipping from

00:51:59.180 malaysia and we're

00:52:00.020 shipping from argent like

00:52:01.300 i saw that one like a

00:52:02.560 couple weeks ago where

00:52:03.100 they said they uh it

00:52:05.340 said uh peaches grown in

00:52:07.100 argentina packed in like

00:52:08.940 uh indonesia and they

00:52:11.120 bought it in like the us

00:52:12.520 and they were just like

00:52:13.600 how does this make sense

00:52:14.500 like well that's just

00:52:15.120 fucking how it works

00:52:15.940 sometimes it's just

00:52:16.600 things work like that and

00:52:18.540 they're just going to get

00:52:19.080 they're starting to say

00:52:20.460 like you're just going to

00:52:21.520 see a lot of this stuff

00:52:22.460 of they're not going to

00:52:23.960 say it's because of covid

00:52:24.880 even though in the video

00:52:26.580 clint can attest to this

00:52:27.620 the whole time he was

00:52:28.420 saying it was like yeah

00:52:29.660 people were getting laid

00:52:30.500 off or they were like at

00:52:32.100 home they weren't working

00:52:33.500 and it's like okay it

00:52:34.460 wasn't right and he didn't

00:52:35.920 want to say anything because

00:52:36.760 of lockdowns he would he

00:52:38.000 wanted to say it wasn't

00:52:39.020 covid it was because oh

00:52:40.480 it's because of just in

00:52:41.420 time inventory it's it's

00:52:43.040 i mean it's such a lie

00:52:44.160 man and and it's i mean

00:52:45.980 this is the type of shit

00:52:46.800 that you know we call

00:52:48.960 ahead of time we say the

00:52:50.780 lefties are going to come

00:52:51.660 out and say that all the

00:52:52.760 shortages are a product of

00:52:54.080 greed and capitalism that's

00:52:55.840 what they're going to say

00:52:56.460 even though this is the

00:52:57.580 exact opposite of

00:52:59.740 capitalism i mean the

00:53:00.820 exact opposite so i don't

00:53:02.400 know i don't know what

00:53:03.120 we're going to do i mean

00:53:03.860 we all we can do is keep

00:53:04.980 telling the truth and pray

00:53:05.900 to god people listen to us

00:53:06.880 not these fucking idiots

00:53:08.320 william are abundant

00:53:09.980 ironic about this is like

00:53:11.640 the great reset would be a

00:53:13.740 more centralized approach

00:53:15.180 to everything where to me

00:53:17.280 it's so obvious throughout

00:53:18.520 this entire shit show the

00:53:20.080 last year and a half that

00:53:20.980 everything needs to be more

00:53:22.180 decentralized because all

00:53:23.920 the supply chains are so

00:53:25.880 centrally run and there is

00:53:27.120 shit that's like like

00:53:28.600 delivered across the

00:53:30.520 country and then packed

00:53:31.420 somewhere else and then you

00:53:32.580 know i mean the way shipping

00:53:34.380 is done really doesn't make a

00:53:36.580 lot of sense in a lot of

00:53:37.620 ways and if we could get

00:53:38.620 back to more community

00:53:39.660 level self-sustainability

00:53:41.940 then we wouldn't be running

00:53:43.160 into all these problems so

00:53:44.480 like the idea that we need

00:53:46.040 a more centrally planned

00:53:47.460 economy versus what we have

00:53:49.180 now it's like no that if

00:53:50.380 anything also yeah the

00:53:51.760 root of all these problems

00:53:53.020 right now yeah when a lot of

00:53:56.080 it is like cartelized to like

00:53:57.720 with like the meatpacking

00:53:58.820 industry where there are only

00:53:59.860 like certain packers that can

00:54:01.040 actually do it so it

00:54:02.060 centralizes that way more than

00:54:04.060 it should be like i think you

00:54:05.060 can't like go to certain

00:54:06.300 slaughterhouses or certain

00:54:07.560 slaughterhouses can't like

00:54:08.920 pack meat i'm not exactly

00:54:10.020 sure i know massey i bet

00:54:11.240 you know a lot about meat

00:54:12.200 packing huh

00:54:12.880 packing it right in my ass

00:54:16.140 i've never talked about

00:54:17.120 packing live stream with

00:54:18.860 clint before so you know

00:54:20.100 we're trying not to get too

00:54:22.960 hard in here but like and

00:54:25.780 then i would um what's funny

00:54:27.500 too is so we talk about the

00:54:29.180 great reset which is

00:54:30.200 basically we're mentioning

00:54:31.400 is like a central plan of a

00:54:33.240 reset of the economy to get

00:54:34.500 people like it they want to

00:54:35.980 and it's just like okay we

00:54:38.340 also mentioned a lot that

00:54:39.480 central planning work like

00:54:40.980 fails a lot because they

00:54:42.540 can't account for everything

00:54:44.500 how much do we bet that this

00:54:46.640 may cause instead of them

00:54:48.080 getting more centrally planned

00:54:49.980 out after this of actually

00:54:51.180 decentralizing everybody i think

00:54:53.720 that's a definite possibility

00:54:55.600 where we see like something bad

00:54:57.080 happen like this and people are

00:54:58.040 just like no why would i ever

00:55:00.740 need to rely on like somebody in

00:55:03.080 washington or fucking anywhere

00:55:05.100 else i need to rely on the

00:55:06.060 people here and they

00:55:07.180 decentralize because of their

00:55:09.200 centralized plan to get more

00:55:11.160 centralized it's kind of a weird

00:55:12.420 paradox but i mean that's

00:55:14.600 that's exactly the game they're

00:55:15.820 playing is that they're trying

00:55:16.840 to destabilize things so that

00:55:18.500 the people will rely on them

00:55:19.800 there is a chance and they're

00:55:21.360 they're gambling on the fact

00:55:23.560 that perhaps the people will

00:55:24.880 realize they can't rely on them

00:55:26.340 and then they will just become

00:55:27.420 more independent

00:55:28.060 unfortunately most people have

00:55:30.940 been raised for decades and

00:55:32.240 decades to be extremely

00:55:33.480 dependent and so many people

00:55:35.120 get you know financial

00:55:36.380 sustenance from the government

00:55:37.620 that those people we probably

00:55:39.320 can't you know bring to our

00:55:40.860 side but those that are

00:55:41.780 employed this is why i

00:55:43.620 constantly speak to the people

00:55:44.780 that are facing vaccine

00:55:45.720 mandates and try and advocate

00:55:47.280 to them because those are the

00:55:48.440 people that can actually

00:55:49.180 provide for themselves can

00:55:50.660 stand on their own two feet

00:55:51.700 don't rely on the government

00:55:52.940 actually pay the government

00:55:53.960 more than they return you know

00:55:55.160 they receive in return i'm like

00:55:56.600 y'all are our hope like if we

00:55:58.180 can't and and that's a that's

00:55:59.340 probably only half the country

00:56:00.780 that is not a net tax receiver

00:56:03.400 as opposed to a next net tax

00:56:05.120 payer so i don't know man it's

00:56:06.300 going to be

00:56:06.660 you're speaking to uh with the

00:56:10.320 original statement you made

00:56:11.300 there you're speaking to the

00:56:12.940 idea of accelerationism like if

00:56:14.700 they push for central planning

00:56:16.200 more

00:56:16.780 then there's more resistance which

00:56:19.300 is you know what i

00:56:20.200 think is typically the case like

00:56:22.460 i'm i'm for if if bullshit is

00:56:24.760 when it's it's weird though

00:56:25.780 because when you push i stop

00:56:27.560 resisting so

00:56:28.760 that's

00:56:29.820 i don't know i was gonna say

00:56:48.300 i think reed's admitting to

00:56:49.340 raping clint maybe

00:56:50.280 i'm gonna be honest with you i

00:56:53.220 don't remember the first time so

00:56:54.420 i think my my cocktail may have

00:56:56.420 been a little spiky poo

00:56:57.500 yeah

00:56:57.760 it doesn't matter what his

00:57:00.360 body he says if he he says

00:57:02.340 yes that's what i'm going with

00:57:03.560 it's you know

00:57:04.040 it's all you can really go on

00:57:07.360 man we're all autistic you can't

00:57:08.740 read body language

00:57:09.620 my mouth was saying yes my

00:57:11.160 asshole was saying no

00:57:12.120 it just wasn't ready

00:57:15.260 you can't go full bore on the

00:57:19.480 first time you gotta loosen it up

00:57:21.160 you gotta you know get to play

00:57:22.360 with little toys and stuff man

00:57:23.720 full b-hole

00:57:24.900 yeah you can't go full

00:57:26.120 oh but i was gonna say like as

00:57:30.100 far as the accelerationism thing

00:57:31.700 i think that's similar to what i

00:57:33.220 was gonna say about like

00:57:34.220 truckers and pilots and things

00:57:36.460 like that people just saying

00:57:37.500 we're just gonna stop doing what

00:57:39.200 we do right now to oppose the

00:57:41.560 mandates

00:57:42.120 it's kind of a thing where you're

00:57:44.440 gonna make people

00:57:45.020 so uncomfortable like you you

00:57:46.900 might want to make people so

00:57:47.800 uncomfortable just kind of like

00:57:49.000 accelerating this thing a little

00:57:50.160 bit that they start like pushing

00:57:51.780 back against this like fuck this

00:57:53.460 this is horrible

00:57:54.640 yeah speaking of accelerationism

00:57:56.680 and pilots there's no way a

00:57:58.420 plane could hit the pentagon it's

00:58:00.460 just impossible

00:58:01.200 dude what what is what has got

00:58:05.540 you onto this recently like you

00:58:07.500 just got

00:58:08.040 i was just so randomly i just

00:58:09.960 thought all this is all these

00:58:11.240 tweets about you talking about

00:58:12.580 fucking 9-11 again

00:58:13.920 yeah what it was was i was in a

00:58:17.500 i was in a diner on saturday in

00:58:20.120 nevada that's right that's right

00:58:21.420 i'm sitting next to these two

00:58:23.080 guys

00:58:23.480 and you know they started out

00:58:25.320 talking about um you know

00:58:27.100 whether or not the constitution

00:58:28.540 gives us the right to speed

00:58:30.180 because they're truck drivers and i

00:58:32.020 was just like these guys sound

00:58:33.120 interesting so i just started

00:58:34.080 listening

00:58:34.420 and then it went on to like uh 9-11

00:58:38.040 and the guy was

00:58:39.400 that he still thinks that no planes

00:58:42.300 hit the world trade center he's

00:58:43.620 like if you watch the videos like

00:58:45.020 you can tell that they added the

00:58:46.600 planes in and you know like you

00:58:48.480 can see from the explosion that

00:58:50.120 it's you know it's not really jet

00:58:51.840 fuel and you know i was so uh

00:58:55.020 obviously like from doing all the

00:58:56.500 videos with ryan dawson and

00:58:57.720 everything it just triggered me so

00:58:59.220 i just made a post on twitter and i

00:59:01.280 said if you still believe that

00:59:03.240 planes didn't hit the world trade

00:59:04.960 center then i don't care about

00:59:06.320 anything else you have to say

00:59:07.640 and apparently i have a lot of

00:59:10.300 followers who don't believe planes

00:59:11.780 hit the world trade center and by

00:59:13.320 the way like if you don't think a

00:59:14.560 plane hit the pentagon or that

00:59:16.280 flight 93 crashed or that the

00:59:18.100 planes uh caused the buildings to

00:59:20.360 fall like okay like that's all a

00:59:21.980 little bit different like i can

00:59:23.040 understand that but if you still

00:59:24.800 don't think plane

00:59:25.860 like you're a fucking moron

00:59:29.480 and you must be young because if you

00:59:32.260 were if you were my age you would

00:59:33.660 know damn well they did not have cgi of

00:59:35.820 that caliber back then

00:59:37.260 they didn't not real time

00:59:39.860 it wasn't like they could

00:59:41.260 like it took it took them like

00:59:44.300 three years to make jurassic park

00:59:45.820 come on they didn't they didn't

00:59:47.340 same day come up with video of the

00:59:49.220 planes hitting it well and also how

00:59:50.600 could they uh plant uh donald rumsfeld

00:59:53.020 on the correct side of the pentagon if

00:59:54.540 they didn't actually know like where the

00:59:55.820 plane would hit

00:59:56.660 well it wasn't a missile it was a

00:59:58.940 missile so

00:59:59.600 no i know

01:00:00.440 i actually agree with you on this

01:00:05.660 read i think that i think planes hit

01:00:07.140 the towers on 9-11 i do

01:00:08.500 i do so do i call me crazy i mean i

01:00:11.340 saw it happen on tv i saw the second

01:00:13.140 one happen on tv so there is that

01:00:14.980 live so i don't know

01:00:16.980 oh they paid off thousands of people in

01:00:20.300 new york city and you know cgi'd all

01:00:22.320 that

01:00:22.540 all the all the first-hand accounts

01:00:25.840 you're you guys are sheep but you

01:00:27.500 know whatever

01:00:27.880 we got um is it still ripe if she

01:00:33.080 pulled it out too early i don't know

01:00:34.620 what that's a reference to but but

01:00:36.220 thank you for 400 ping pongs you

01:00:38.700 fucking

01:00:39.080 and thank you drywall

01:00:40.700 stinky indian

01:00:42.200 i looked it up it's five dollars so

01:00:46.200 five bucks all right

01:00:50.740 i wish you would save that five

01:00:54.680 dollars and buy some deodorant you

01:00:56.160 mother

01:00:56.600 or get some nicotine patches or some

01:01:00.680 shit

01:01:00.920 i'm afraid this isn't really ashton

01:01:03.660 and it's actually jose just uh like

01:01:06.000 just trolling us and he's and he's

01:01:08.380 actually just gonna play a rick roll

01:01:09.880 on us

01:01:10.240 that's what i'm really afraid of

01:01:11.460 dude i'm ready for it man i added

01:01:13.320 ashton back we're gonna see who would

01:01:14.900 actually

01:01:15.180 oh and she left you i'm sorry

01:01:16.520 i'm sorry

01:01:17.720 come on

01:01:19.500 joking around you

01:01:20.860 damn

01:01:21.320 about to say well

01:01:22.520 oh my god

01:01:22.960 can't have two anti-semites on at

01:01:25.120 once i was gonna leave

01:01:26.200 oh

01:01:26.600 jesus christ

01:01:28.120 reed

01:01:30.620 reed

01:01:30.980 reed

01:01:31.100 we're the worst people on the

01:01:32.580 internet

01:01:32.960 reed

01:01:33.440 needs to shrink the mustache down to

01:01:35.080 just the hitler

01:01:35.760 snatch

01:01:36.500 i feel like if if she wasn't ready for

01:01:40.840 those comments she definitely

01:01:42.280 hasn't ever watched our show before

01:01:43.580 because like

01:01:44.160 yeah

01:01:44.620 this is

01:01:45.180 this is this is how it always is i

01:01:48.100 don't know i don't even know

01:01:49.080 it's actually pretty tame

01:01:50.360 like i know

01:01:51.080 it's been a good episode

01:01:52.720 we haven't even made six million

01:01:54.500 terrible jokes yet

01:01:55.460 i'm getting better at it

01:01:57.760 this has been

01:01:58.460 i mean this has been a pretty funny

01:02:00.580 episode

01:02:00.980 and we do still have um

01:02:03.880 what's up

01:02:05.440 she's back

01:02:05.860 in bed

01:02:08.660 hey guys i'm having a lot of trouble with my microphone on my camera

01:02:13.900 okay

01:02:15.340 so i

01:02:15.900 i have the same problem

01:02:17.200 the last two minutes you guys were talking i have no idea what you just said

01:02:20.400 so i i really have no idea like what you guys just said

01:02:22.980 so and then i was watching the film apparently it's like something about anti-semites or something

01:02:27.080 but that's that's really all i heard so

01:02:28.800 reed was gonna make a terrible joke

01:02:31.780 welcome back

01:02:33.860 anti-semite

01:02:35.340 no not it wasn't

01:02:37.900 or is it why he's anti-semitic

01:02:41.380 i can't hear

01:02:42.540 reed was just cutting out but he said he said he was gonna make the joke and drop off

01:02:46.860 i don't know we have p north saying cosby did nothing wrong

01:02:50.120 reed just disconnected ashton don't take it personally

01:02:52.400 dude yeah okay bye guys

01:02:54.280 what the fuck

01:02:55.340 what no

01:02:56.140 no he said reed disconnected what

01:02:58.460 oh my god

01:02:59.560 and by the way uh we should get bill cosby on this show

01:03:03.480 just uh yeah just for the the re-factor or whatever else

01:03:10.700 that'd be amazing honest to god i would love to have bill cosby on

01:03:14.780 dude i wish we had uh i was with the uh

01:03:18.040 the libertarian friendship simulator guys i went on their show and they were talking about how

01:03:21.700 their intern jay like got brought it got snuck in a um a cell phone to a prison

01:03:29.160 and talked to a prisoner and they were like talking to him or something like that

01:03:33.120 i wish cosby was still in jail and we could get an intern and like get him cosby in jail

01:03:38.640 a fucking cell phone and talk to us that would have been heat that would have been the best

01:03:43.800 talk to cosby in jail that would be the best part

01:03:46.940 let's just uh figure out some other criminal and try to get them to come on from prison

01:03:50.840 r kelly

01:03:51.420 oh i was about to say r kelly

01:03:53.620 your body's telling me no but your body's telling me yeah

01:03:59.980 dude i that leaf in the skank i watched that leaf in the skanks clip of it was uh big j

01:04:05.940 okerson was talking about it was just basically reading the r kelly song where it was basically

01:04:10.880 like i'm sorry and he just says i'm sorry for a lot of things but they're all like either good

01:04:17.420 none of them are actually the bad things he was doing yeah he was like oops like i'm sorry for

01:04:23.900 caring too much just like

01:04:25.580 it really bugs me out too because i was a huge fan of r kelly's music and same with chris brown

01:04:33.180 same with same with cosby to be honest like all these dudes they gotta stop i love cosby's music

01:04:37.960 so racist did uh do you want to do these uh white women tweets or do we not want to do them

01:04:48.200 well yeah yeah we can do them also i did can you pick up uh david gleason's uh

01:04:55.240 where's it at it's above uh o'donnell's

01:05:00.600 uh it's uh he but he said he said i wonder if she'll leave and rejoin 32 times in one day

01:05:09.900 i don't see it i see one of his other comments but yeah oh no i see it yeah oh that is it yeah

01:05:17.820 no no one can do that only toad yeah only toad can do that

01:05:24.340 kumo uh how are you guys survive with only three hosts

01:05:28.680 yes it's a tenth or usually on other people's shows i do solo shows this is fine

01:05:34.500 we can do this not only to get ashton back dude i've never i i don't know if i could ever do a solo

01:05:41.640 show that shit seems so fucking hard just to keep talking for like an hour it's legit challenging

01:05:47.980 like well yeah and i'd be hard so it makes it even harder to do it you know oh um before we

01:05:53.980 clinton did you want to talk about what you had sent us uh in our group chat about the thing that

01:05:59.680 you're going to be in um i can't that is okay that is not public but thank you for asking um yeah

01:06:06.880 i will i will uh update the uh the tower power audience as soon as i am allowed to speak of it

01:06:13.620 but yeah pretty cool it's really cool i'm glad we finally have inside things i know this is

01:06:20.380 something that michael malice always talks about is always having like that thing that we talk about

01:06:24.400 in front of the audience but they can't know about yet it's so much fun it's gonna drive people crazy

01:06:30.380 like it's such a big deal but it's really not that big of a deal it's just kind of just it's a

01:06:33.800 really cool it's a really cool thing that happened and it's uh toad did 32 solo shows in one day

01:06:38.860 he did well this guy this guy's stamina dude why don't you start an only fans toad well yeah

01:06:44.540 i didn't have an only fans back then i don't know i did at one point say i was going to

01:06:48.800 do an only fans where it was similar to if if anybody saw the like the lewd that i tweeted out

01:06:54.200 where i was completely nude except i was covering my junk with human action yeah you have seen that

01:06:58.720 brother i'm telling you if you can just get some fucking creepy fat gay dude to give you 10 bucks

01:07:05.800 per session you could make 320 bucks a day you're gonna be the hassan piker of only fans you're just

01:07:12.840 gonna be on for 10 hours a day i said i would dress like that but i would read libertarian literature

01:07:20.300 in a sexy manner who was the girl that said they would do that i can't remember i can't remember if

01:07:26.520 it was wasn't i think it was liberty thought i think it was sarah that said she would do the only

01:07:30.300 fans where she read uh like robert or hopper or something like that i think i thought it was i thought

01:07:34.900 harley said that she was she would do that maybe it's all and they all think the same bunch of

01:07:40.320 thoughts all right we want to go to these white women tweets here stopped or co-op

01:07:46.140 all right i i feel like this is going to be pretty easy to determine whether you guys want to stop

01:07:52.880 these women or co-op them based on a single tweet of theirs but we will see tweet number one

01:07:59.020 and these are all white women as well by the way at least i think they all qualify as white women

01:08:05.440 put on um you want me to pull it up well if i pull it up on the screen you'll know who it is though

01:08:10.260 oh okay don't pull it up don't pull it up well i have something pulled up already but

01:08:15.540 32 times yeah ashton birdie nudes is gonna if he pulls it up it's just ashton birdie nudes and

01:08:23.100 another tab that is his search history and you know it you'll you'll never know because it was

01:08:30.600 an incognito window as a software engineer you know that we can probably find all that shit we

01:08:37.780 should contact your isp or you know i use the vpn brother oh okay nordvpn we're now sponsored by

01:08:45.980 expressvpn the best thing about toad is he thinks he's got like all these you know secretive

01:08:54.180 ops and shit but then he screenshots and send everything to our our group chat and i'm i'm a fed

01:08:59.600 so like oops well well what's crazy is actually all of us are feds except toad so everything in that

01:09:07.000 group chat is all that's literally how these ops usually go down it's like it's like it's one

01:09:11.880 retard and then five five feds not to say the toads are retard i'm just saying you know like in

01:09:18.980 this case yeah i kind of am okay hold on hold on grab this because he gave 4 000 rupees

01:09:26.260 brother i yo yeah thank you bad respect deodorant is too costly i think you just sent us 50 bucks

01:09:35.820 in fucking stinky stinky dinero you'd rather give us money than smell good like

01:09:42.120 we thought a lot of that money is so dirty you know this should be this should be our thing we

01:09:48.640 should just drag whoever sends us money you have to tell us you have to tell us your nationality so

01:09:55.360 we can make it extremely racist and if you're and if you're and if you're in the u.s you have to

01:09:59.760 give us a state and then we'll just drag your state i'm so down for this honestly

01:10:05.240 what if he yeah someone said a based indian prince what if this guy is like the like the

01:10:10.440 nigerian prince but he's just the indian prince version this is just like he wants to give us all

01:10:14.740 his money but we we're not taking that scam but yeah but he keeps sending us dms and i'm like

01:10:20.100 deleting it because i think it's bullshit well hey go to libertylockdown.locals.com and you can

01:10:24.600 become a subscriber to my show thank you should we get on locals so should we get on locals i think

01:10:30.320 locals are only fence you can't do both really i mean whenever i hear locals i always think that

01:10:36.600 it's like some sort of like hookup site or something like locals find locals in your area

01:10:40.980 local moms in your area ready to fuck as long as they're producing milk right now

01:10:50.120 john justico i am black okay justico can you explain can you explain your um your what about

01:11:00.540 um what's it walt disney joke i want to get that i don't i didn't we didn't understand the joke please

01:11:05.800 explain it in the comments or or in the group chat or something it says something because i would

01:11:10.720 understand what you're talking about it had to be pretty funny i didn't get it but all right

01:11:15.320 how long does it take you to pull up some fucking tweets yeah pull these tweets man let's go no no

01:11:21.320 i have had them up the whole time i have okay go sorry we just these are all tweets from white women

01:11:26.720 as i said stopped or co-op tweet number one right here here lies murder hornet i smashed you five

01:11:33.800 times with big books and you still look pretty what are you pain scale 9.7 out of 10 so i'm guessing

01:11:41.780 this is when the murder hornets were around and one of the other chapters of 2020 which was always

01:11:47.160 really fun which by the way they came back all of these are actually more recent than that except

01:11:52.920 for maybe one of them oh wow i thought this was because so we're we're guessing if we if they need

01:12:01.020 to be stopped or they need to be co-opted yeah would you take this woman would you co-opt this woman

01:12:06.500 based on this tweet or would you stop her i would i would co-opt this woman she wants to

01:12:10.460 get rid of murder hornets and the biggest murder hornets i know are in like the fucking neocons so

01:12:16.320 she wants to smash them with the book but she did call it beautiful afterwards but i would definitely

01:12:20.340 try to co-opt this woman i don't know who it is but i mean clearly unhinged but it's worth it's worth

01:12:25.640 bringing her but she has but you can it's unhinged but you can kind of direct the anger direct yeah

01:12:31.860 the one you have to worry about is they're already directed they're they're you got to stop them

01:12:36.820 but if they're not if she's just if she's just out there you know getting mad at murder hornets

01:12:41.020 you can definitely get her to go after the fed well yeah and she's uh what was it she yeah she

01:12:46.000 was reveling in the beauty of the dying hornet and it was like a string of tweets and she actually

01:12:50.660 posted a video of the hornet like struggling to stay alive i'm not gonna lie this chick is

01:12:57.000 definitely dangerous but like we can use her and people were like people were bashing her because

01:13:01.920 this was like a month ago or something and saying like that's not a murder hornet like you're lying

01:13:05.960 so it's it's the fucking weirdest twitter thing too like they'll just like take it one thing that

01:13:13.620 you said and they're like that's not true you're full of shit it's just like well she did kill a

01:13:18.080 hornet she probably did get stung by it poor woman like she's just and she's reveling in that she

01:13:23.980 killed it but you're just getting mad because it wasn't an actual murder hornet

01:13:27.920 so you uh you just decided that you will co-opt rose mcgowan

01:13:33.940 sure i feel like rose mcgowan is really close to being like a mises caucus member so

01:13:42.480 yes i need a black girlfriend he he does keep telling me that garbage if you tell me to read

01:13:48.700 i'm not i'm not gonna read the fucking super chat so oh my god um yeah rose mcgowan if you yeah if

01:13:56.580 you look at her timeline like it's a lot of pretty based shit so imagine toad being the

01:14:02.880 next spike cohen because he gets a black girlfriend that'd be rad that'd be pretty awesome and then we

01:14:08.240 just say that you know whatever i don't know he's shakira's or shaquina's uh oh husband oh my god i got

01:14:15.680 it at their wedding they go i does anybody protest the union of these two people and then fat dave

01:14:23.060 just stands up and goes toad you know she's black right is anybody else saying this am i the only

01:14:30.940 saying am i the only woman saying that he's about to marry a black woman what the fuck is going on

01:14:38.200 it's like it's like all of our years together all the end towers he told any of them toad i thought

01:14:45.360 we were friends wait wait so do you get the end do you get the inward pass if you remember because

01:14:50.700 i mean and can you transfer it to us is it transferable i'll tell you this like i do not

01:14:55.720 think spike cohen has an inward pass i do not believe that he has one no i mean we try to

01:15:00.980 we don't think so yes as far as that i don't think so isn't it the closest you can get to an

01:15:07.580 inward pass yeah i mean i i would say black and o'donnell uh okay yeah rose mcgowan is in his dm

01:15:16.520 talking about how they are trying to kill her okay is it tweeted something about that is it they

01:15:21.680 or they yeah yeah it's a they or they that's that's yeah two different days with o'donnell i

01:15:29.820 believe that might be not a joke i don't even know i i don't think it's i don't think it's a joke

01:15:36.180 and yes the transgender community is trying to kill rose mcgowan that's what's going on here

01:15:40.340 that's pretty good all right next one next one the tweet is not sure how i'm going to get through

01:15:47.880 the day without watching plant reels on instagram stopped i don't even know i don't what are what

01:15:56.860 are plant reels i don't even know i'm guessing it's so so on youtube they have the reels now which

01:16:02.460 is basically their version of tiktok and so i'm guessing she's watching like tiktoks of plants

01:16:08.240 so this woman is definitely like vegetarian so gay um she's probably like uh maybe vegan even more

01:16:17.280 gay she's a faggot um trying to think what plant videos so she definitely would

01:16:24.480 she's definitely gonna yell at you about if you eat meat so she's i mean yeah this woman needs to

01:16:32.560 be stopped she's she's but is she gonna eat meat no she doesn't suck dick no she thinks

01:16:38.320 sucking dick is furthering the patriarchy she she's but she'll stick a cucumber up your ass and she's

01:16:44.920 like you'll fill the plant now bitch like she needs to be stopped then yeah she needs to be stopped

01:16:50.760 i wonder who this is you're gonna stop alissa milano oh thank god this is interesting we've

01:16:58.300 been right so far we should we're two for two yeah rose mcallen dude you could have done all of this

01:17:04.860 just on alissa milano tweets though you probably could have taken so many of us just oh it'd be a

01:17:10.180 great it'd be a great twist at the end if he goes you know what i was just fucking with you those

01:17:13.240 are all alissa milano oh they're all ashton actually so i would have had to have gone back

01:17:21.460 a lot to yeah like to find better ones from alissa milano i think i don't know yeah that'd be

01:17:26.020 these these are a lot of these are pretty easy uh probably going back through doing research on

01:17:33.140 alissa milano's tweets is like absolutely hell that must be just this is a nightmare man although

01:17:39.120 i was kind of laughing and a lot of so the next tweet is my pit viper glasses arrived just a few

01:17:44.160 minutes before i was about to use the circular saw good timing this is nick ashley no i thought that

01:17:51.060 didn't isabella riley say this i'm pretty sure this is isabella riley i think she tweeted this i want

01:17:56.720 to say or it was either isabella or i i think i saw this tweet because i remember a white woman talking

01:18:02.020 about of pit vipers i'm gonna say co-op then because i think that she is yeah she is a lethal weapon we

01:18:08.640 should keep in our tools you don't even have to i don't think you have to co-op this might just be

01:18:11.960 just a push further like they they're already they're already on their way like if they're

01:18:16.180 talking about pit vipers and circular saws i mean you got the blood has to stay out of the eye somehow

01:18:22.520 when they're behaving tyrants all right so you're gonna co-opt this woman and let's just say uh she

01:18:27.840 was also referring to the fact that she was about to build a guillotine yes i knew it was i knew i saw

01:18:34.400 i fucking knew it i knew it was somebody that we knew i could i could have put together who it was

01:18:40.700 though i just remember i remember seeing that something about pit vipers and the circular saw

01:18:44.700 would have made sense because was that when she was building the guillotine yeah it was oh awesome

01:18:51.340 um she's already been co-op till we got it yeah yeah we already got her yeah you don't even need

01:18:58.400 to co-opt next one most faced woman in the lp by the way i think yeah because she only want to come

01:19:04.820 on the show so that's that's true angela has been in my house too so she gets that honor well what do

01:19:11.780 you mean by that what else did she get on her in your house i had i had a mises caucus event at my

01:19:18.840 house before i moved yeah you're you're saying angelo's on me cock yeah let's just say that's

01:19:25.060 like i was gonna make another joke or something about uh emphasis on cock there oh my god her and

01:19:31.720 travis tyree through some pretty ages we gotta get travis on the show man with you clint we should do

01:19:37.180 it i know dude he's my homie like let's do it yeah he's awesome we can talk about working out i

01:19:42.180 need i need a i need a fucking shredded that kid come gutters man has he ever posted shirtless on

01:19:48.200 oh yeah he's he's posted like almost totally nude that's that's exactly the material toad use for

01:19:55.480 those 32 check-off sessions yeah this is back before i even knew who he was yeah he was looking

01:20:01.540 him up online he's like i'm gonna fill those gutters and that was back before travis was in shape too so

01:20:08.860 i was i like the other do you think cum gutters has been used as a term in gay porn oh i don't know

01:20:17.240 sure oh yeah i i didn't know it's cum gutters like a probably okay i didn't know if it was like

01:20:23.140 i've heard it from malice but i think yeah that's why i thought it was like a malice thing i didn't

01:20:26.820 know if it was like they used it on rick and morty so i don't think okay so we've definitely

01:20:31.880 i would imagine the man fucks the other dude in the butt from the top you know like missionary

01:20:38.000 yeah and then he pulls out and he comes in the gutters so yeah yeah and like because i think

01:20:43.100 i think that phrase has been said i'm gonna fill your cum gutters that had to have been said in a

01:20:49.420 gay porn at some point we'll see but but hold on why as a gay man would you ever pull out weird

01:20:57.640 well yeah there's no reason to pull out except except in gay porn because they want to see the cum

01:21:03.800 shot you don't want to i mean it kind of defeats the purpose if they're just in the ass and you see

01:21:08.460 a guy dude i think that whoever came up with the term is just fucking with everybody and clearly the

01:21:13.520 term is referring to just when you masturbate you get cum all over your your own abdomen and those

01:21:19.080 are the cum gutters right there you know what i mean that's like the only situation where it's

01:21:22.920 gonna happen i've as i said earlier i've never had an orgasm i really don't know what you're

01:21:26.240 i was i was about to ask how much like uh how much do you cum whenever you do come i guess

01:21:35.760 clinton doesn't it doesn't count for clint but i mean i feel like it's enough i mean it's a belly

01:21:39.520 button fool for me i haven't any so i mean it's a belly button are you fucking your own belly button

01:21:44.460 for me oh excuse me toad critique anybody with their belly button fetishes

01:21:52.480 i would say i would say that gay men john gruden specifically do that when i come i come the same

01:22:01.500 amount as my belly button but i have an audi so oh so it's just the same volume it's just zero

01:22:07.800 nothing oh zero and i don't have an audi i'm not a freak jesus christ like the sports car

01:22:14.540 the next tweet is the stupidest part of my life is being a receptacle for everyone in the world who

01:22:25.840 has severe daddy issues they haven't dealt with purging their insanity onto me because i loved mine

01:22:32.840 so much and yes answer questions about him whenever i'm asked what the fuck

01:22:38.880 i'm not gonna let you that sounds like someone with really severe daddy issues yes when someone's

01:22:47.500 screaming at you that they don't have daddy issues that's what you're just like

01:22:50.680 you all help me because i have such a good relationship with my father

01:22:55.420 i'm a receptacle for daddy issues yeah you may love your dad let's just say but he is not

01:23:00.460 loving you or excited about what you do i don't know maybe she was a receptacle for daddy's issues

01:23:06.880 oh i have no idea man that's it

01:23:13.360 now well god i don't know that's a level of derangement that we could probably use

01:23:21.960 yeah and the thing is that maybe you can fuck i don't know do women that have good relationships

01:23:31.320 with their father also see the have good relationships with the government or is it

01:23:35.820 the other way people that have bad relationships with their father have a bad relationship with

01:23:39.080 government i think if you have a good relationship with your father you have

01:23:41.280 less chance of having a quote-unquote good relationship with the government

01:23:44.780 oh i see i see what you're saying because basically the government would see the government

01:23:50.260 as your father instead you you would let it fill that cover me harder daddy yeah so she may be

01:23:56.840 able to be co-opted because if she's if we believe that she has a good relationship with her dad i think

01:24:02.280 she has a terrible relationship with her father okay then so we need to be she needs to be stopped then

01:24:06.060 but i still feel like we could use her i don't know i don't know interesting i'm gonna go with stop

01:24:11.480 i'm gonna go with co-opt i don't know why i think i think this woman is insane and if she's talking

01:24:19.700 about she she i'm gonna guess that this woman also like she has she's really into vaccine mandates

01:24:30.560 i'm just gonna i'm just gonna guess that because she she thinks like all of us i don't know who is

01:24:35.200 it megan mccain god damn it oh my god jesus got it right i was way off she said her father is dead

01:24:45.040 in the tweet oh that's true shit but uh she she's also had some tweets recently that i actually agree

01:24:52.680 with and like in some like i'm not saying we should co-opt her in any way at all but i'm like

01:24:57.840 don't you don't you dare start simping for megan mccain i swear there is no way you can simp for megan

01:25:04.680 mccain she's not as lord she's not as for the vaccine mandates on her twitter timeline as i would

01:25:11.100 expect her to be let's say i don't know some weird some weird furry has to be into uh miss piggy so

01:25:16.980 i feel like i'm not even gonna front megan mccain jobs 75 pounds she is banging if you've seen her

01:25:21.960 mom her mom is hot for like an 80 year old you know megan mccain would be

01:25:25.120 Cindy mccain is hot for a fucking cindy i think it's cindy yeah well when i was with a c

01:25:34.740 bro i don't know dude i don't know when i was in college uh we had uh i didn't actually go but a

01:25:41.420 lot of the the dudes she was like a fucking karen a lot of the dudes who went to college

01:25:45.420 would go to this like horribly like white trash strip club because there was an 80 year old stripper

01:25:50.940 there that was that was one of the things to do god damn all right cindy mccain young cindy mccain

01:25:58.560 she i don't know man maybe when she was younger she was going right now she looks like she said

01:26:02.760 work done and she looks like a fucking loser person but she's 80 dog dude look her up

01:26:09.620 young she's not john mccain looks like a fucking oh god all right um the this next one

01:26:18.960 uh as a proud member of the lgbt community and an extremely stop stop open-minded accepting person

01:26:27.500 this is too far the left is hijacking the lgbt community and aoc isn't an ally

01:26:34.360 oh so we have stop behavior of being a fag um and we have co-op behavior of being against aoc

01:26:46.180 hmm well and i think the best part of that tweet is that this person is saying that the

01:26:53.020 the left is taking control of the lgbt movement correct which uh that is definitely co-opted

01:27:01.820 the establishment left has co-opted the yeah like the entire woke movement so i agree with that

01:27:07.020 statement someone said obviously katie jenner that might actually be 100 true damn it but it's not a

01:27:15.920 woman so it was only white women um hey man i was i was messaging ashton trying to get her back on so

01:27:24.820 i didn't even hear this one i'm sorry it was basically it was i'm part of the lgbt community

01:27:30.220 the left has taken over the lgbt movement aoc is not an ally who is it i think that is

01:27:37.280 co-opted behavior because there are based trans people there are based gay people there are like

01:27:44.820 i said there's there's gay people and then there's faggots gay people are pretty cool faggots or not so

01:27:50.860 we get it chris rock

01:27:52.240 that is totally the chris rock dude i would love just to just do the whole thing just replace the

01:28:00.280 n-word with faggot with oh no no the n-words would be the gay people right

01:28:05.140 which one would you change yeah which one would you change there no no the n would be the f for

01:28:11.200 sure you think so yeah i thought because i thought the n-words were always like the in part i always

01:28:17.320 thought they were cool on that but no no his whole his whole point is there are black people and then

01:28:22.980 and then so so you'd be like there are gay people gay people and then they're bang

01:28:28.940 clint's too big to say faggot now he's too

01:28:33.300 i don't think i honestly i honestly don't use that one very often so so you're gonna you're

01:28:39.260 gonna co-opt this person is what you're saying yes is it caitlin jenner it is yes

01:28:43.100 white woman it's so weird that he she she can now be considered lgbtq like

01:28:52.940 bro you spent 65 years as just a straight dude with a wife and kids how how is okay i want to know

01:29:00.580 this it's i don't know how this happens hold on did she say that aoc is co-opting the the movement

01:29:06.020 because like didn't no she's saying aoc is not an ally oh actually so actually this this was a

01:29:12.840 quote tweet of aoc saying that regardless of gender you can menstruate that's that's what

01:29:19.100 caitlin jenner was responding to she was responding to aoc's tweet someone someone put

01:29:26.080 blair white in the chat and that just got me thinking how how is there like a one like blair

01:29:32.260 white and then there one like caitlin jenner i don't understand how you have that divide and the

01:29:38.500 same dicky i'm gonna need you to cut that clip when when dave says blair white i want you to zoom

01:29:46.400 into toad's face because this nigga got a boner straight up

01:29:49.300 all right i think we need to do we need to change the buck angel and bailey jay to buck angel and

01:29:58.020 blair white yes i think bailey jay is hotter i think i don't know i think i don't know the

01:30:03.940 a little more feminine of a shape let's say

01:30:08.040 oh god i could i could listen to talk about transgender women all day it really brings me

01:30:18.340 joy uh it goes as far as he can without saying that he's gonna fuck them

01:30:23.080 i said i would fuck bailey jay if i had to fuck either bailey jay i understand that but what you

01:30:28.660 how you usually describe them is just that you would fuck them in general it's just like you would

01:30:33.000 you go right up to the lines like this one's a little bit more feminine i like their tits

01:30:37.760 i don't actually because they're fake tits so i'm not into that that's true

01:30:42.320 do you fuck caitlin jenner just for the story though yes

01:30:46.240 respect i i would i would fuck caitlin jenner to be uh kanye i would just be like just to like

01:30:54.320 hang out and just be like oh kanye's over this week for a family reunion

01:30:57.660 and here's and caitlin's like here's my new boyfriend it's fat dave

01:31:01.680 that'd be incredible

01:31:05.080 oh my god i could finally tell kanye to his face he's not a genius just like to his face but you're

01:31:13.100 not you're not smart you're yo blasphemy

01:31:15.220 no i knew that would get you kanye is a genius for real all right i've got i've got three more of

01:31:21.540 this here uh this one is the fuck is wrong with these men every harm evangelicals and

01:31:29.980 swurfs have ever ascribed to porn science shows is wrong wait if ever ascribed to porn science shows

01:31:37.000 is wrong or hasn't yet been studied every harm of porn to the average man science shows is actually a

01:31:43.040 harm of shame and stigma from evangelicals and swurfs so it's like it's a totally redundant tweet

01:31:49.920 by the way that's yeah what are swurfs doug you know what you know what a turf is yeah yeah

01:31:56.380 yeah because chappelle just explained it so yeah turf being a transgender exclusionary radical feminist

01:32:02.260 a swurf is a sex worker exclusionary radical

01:32:05.360 this person's got to be stopped i don't have any interest in i don't i don't know what they were

01:32:14.260 saying i i don't have any interest in co-opting someone who's coming up with new acronyms i can't

01:32:18.480 fuck with you like no yeah that's yeah it's totally stopped because i one i thought in the

01:32:24.800 beginning it was saying one thing and by the end they were saying something totally different that's

01:32:29.080 how i heard it they were just i and i was good it was all nonsense i have no idea what they were

01:32:35.940 fucking saying yeah so this woman uh i mean she's basically saying that she's essentially trying to

01:32:42.280 say that porn is not actually unhealthy and the people that are saying that oh yeah definitely stop

01:32:46.860 our evangelicals and source she herself is a sex worker and she claims to be a libertarian

01:32:51.860 it is kathy reisenwitz oh my god do you know there's that that used to follow me we used to be

01:32:57.700 mutuals i don't know i don't know who that is but someone said brandy love in here and i thought

01:33:01.820 that was pretty funny too if brandy love said that kathy kathy's some blue check libertarian for like

01:33:06.860 reason or cato or some shit okay yeah stop yeah if you yeah definitely stop

01:33:11.460 we're stopping her we nailed it you nailed it next one is i love my nighttime rituals wash face

01:33:19.840 moisturize floss puff brush teeth sound out chumbawamba on guitar give dog her pills bed

01:33:28.840 yo i like whoever that is i don't know i kind of like this is pretty funny it's been set up

01:33:34.380 chumbawamba on the guitar i want to co-op this person so you don't like that she's smoking pot

01:33:39.180 no i love that she's smoking pot she seems to be alone with a dog this this person sounds bass as

01:33:45.180 fuck i'm not gonna you know no no if she if it was a cat i think i would go the opposite way there

01:33:49.500 i'd say stop but since it was a dog i'm gonna go co-opt here you're both co-opting yeah

01:33:54.380 actually well actually yeah recently she said secession's cool so i'm done with yeah i mean

01:34:02.580 i mean she's not wait a second clint did you did we call her funny i mean she is she used to be

01:34:09.200 funny she's kind of this this tweet is actually from like two years ago or something and i think

01:34:13.640 that's not good enough 10 years ago she was genuinely a brilliant comic and now she sucks ass

01:34:19.200 but yeah so i mean i was going through her yeah her timeline i mean i did laugh at some of her

01:34:25.140 tweets that are just kind of yeah the non-political ones but she's a really funny person it's just

01:34:29.980 tragic that her brain got eaten by the leftist worms like same with jimmy kimmel same with a bunch

01:34:35.600 of people i mean like there was really funny people that got ruined stephen colbert wasn't even

01:34:38.860 not yeah yeah the only one that really never got it was uh the actual the um the one stephen

01:34:45.720 colbert always came on to his show the um the daily show wasn't it didn't he do the daily

01:34:50.260 john stewart yeah john stewart and he was always like lip like on the more democrat side but he was

01:34:56.740 never liberal or leftist on it he never like went that route and then you saw it like a couple months

01:35:01.860 ago when he was just like was it the vaccine mandates or the lockdowns or i can't remember which

01:35:07.200 one it was and he was just like basically this is bullshit or like he was like he doesn't

01:35:12.120 no we need we need stewart man it it's tragic because he was like he was about as sane as a

01:35:18.400 leftist can be and and still be funny and then like ever since then it's just dog shit man it sucks

01:35:23.760 makes me sad yeah it's forever fucking noah trevor noah man dude awful i i would i challenge anyone

01:35:31.740 watching this to go watch a single episode of trevor noah's daily show it is excruciating you can't you

01:35:39.040 couldn't even you couldn't even pretend to laugh at what he has to say it's incredible oh yeah i

01:35:44.580 mean that goes from like all of the late night shows at this point like it's like propaganda true

01:35:50.140 wait okay was it is this just like a nostalgia thing or was has late night always been bad and

01:35:58.400 we're just kind of it was just like a thing that was like it was just always on and it was it was

01:36:03.680 never good it was never good okay now but now it's bad so okay because i feel like maybe like

01:36:10.380 when carson was on maybe carson was the one that could it was like kind of good or uh i mean i never

01:36:16.460 really watched um uh j um fucking leno or yeah jay leno i never well i never watched any of them

01:36:24.500 but like i just i watched a little bit they were not they were not great they weren't but they

01:36:29.880 it was like it wasn't trying to shove you know white guilt and wokeness down your throat so it

01:36:35.420 would like they would come up with some funny shit and it was always political i mean they were

01:36:38.560 always political they always made political jokes and they always made political jokes but it was

01:36:42.520 never like literally trying to shove down like their monologues weren't about getting universal

01:36:47.300 health care passed like fucking jimmy kimmel like where he would be like do a whole monologue

01:36:51.540 start crying on stage about his son or about how much of an inbred hick you are if you don't want

01:36:56.360 to inject yeah you know some big pharma product into your body like yeah it's like it's not jokes

01:37:02.920 it's just insults it's just like i'm just gonna insult half the country because they don't want

01:37:06.220 to do something that i want them to do yeah it's blatant propaganda or the worst thing the thing that

01:37:10.400 we saw in cold bears with the fucking skit with all the people dressed as vaccine needles like how can

01:37:15.200 anybody i don't think the point even is that like i think they know that people are going to see right

01:37:19.840 through it and they just don't care at this point i genuinely don't understand how our show is on

01:37:23.980 youtube i don't i don't understand it we say such fucked up shit like i don't i don't get it

01:37:28.140 we have one episode pulled down but we we hide it as you know people don't really know what the show

01:37:33.180 is about if they look at the show i don't know tower also by the way uh shout out to tell the jank

01:37:37.780 shout out to tell the jank because we watched that that clip on um on his show it got uh he got a

01:37:45.540 strike from cbs or amy or whatever it was yeah he got a covering strike and then he actually won it

01:37:50.780 they took it they took it away so he actually won that copyright strike so thank you all right

01:37:55.840 we got it we got to wrap this jensen yeah yeah Obama's hot dog holocaust yeah all right i don't

01:38:02.500 know let's roll last one the last one is i'm sorry um you're i mean you're gonna know who this

01:38:10.400 is i threw this in here it's kind of a joke but don't like me talking about barb dildos being a

01:38:15.800 whiny little bitch is exactly how you get more of that bitches i remember this one actually shout

01:38:21.580 out to karen ann karen man she she is the least co-optable woman because she would she would co-opt

01:38:28.500 us like this woman she's fucking base as hell i'm glad she finally got i mean it sucks that she got

01:38:35.260 kicked out of her position but it's just allowed her to be more base and more like raucous and be

01:38:42.780 more herself without having to worry about our show yeah we're gonna try to get her on our show

01:38:47.040 but yeah that was great dude you did a good job there looking those up those good really good

01:38:52.060 he always does a good job he always does a great job plus he had one of the his best joke of the

01:38:58.240 whole fucking podcast series with the hand joke that was great dude he killed it it was it was quick

01:39:04.540 and it was fire yeah you act like you act like you're surprised you're you're no you think you

01:39:10.680 think that we're being condescending we are being flattering because it was so good that's all

01:39:15.100 thank you we we talked about this for a long time it was us jose that we are going to bully you into

01:39:20.360 being a good comedian and i think it's working like we literally like we've we've gotten so and by

01:39:25.260 by now it's like every it used to be like i mean man every hundredth you you nail one

01:39:32.280 you're on every tenth now you're on every tenth you're really you're you're getting good it's it's

01:39:38.180 working so i'm happy they're not all grand slams man this is i mean no sometimes you hit it

01:39:42.860 dude dude they're not all dingers yeah i was gonna say

01:39:45.940 i started hitting a bunch of dingers all right

01:39:49.280 all right man that's great we set yeah that was good that was good uh clint

01:39:57.340 check me out liberty lockdown on youtube at liberty lockpot on twitter liberty lockdown on

01:40:02.880 youtube itunes spotify everywhere or apple podcast whatever um and today i had on a real thrill

01:40:08.380 adam curry of the no agenda podcast it was incredible total bucket list item for me i've

01:40:14.120 been listening to him for like six or seven years it was incredible so check that one out thanks guys

01:40:17.380 hell yeah amazing um yeah so i'm toad obviously tower power hour uh we we don't know who our next

01:40:25.080 guest is on our show at this point i do know that on wednesday we are going on adam nutter's podcast

01:40:29.960 so you can check us out over there the porcupine podcast is that right yeah yep and we will be i

01:40:36.560 think all of us are going to be at tom woods 2000 this weekend right on saturday i am yep yep yep

01:40:41.980 i will have i will have stickers but but instead of this beautiful face it'll be my my cum face from

01:40:49.080 timcast so if you if you want a sticker come up to me um i bought them so give me just a couple bucks

01:40:55.060 whatever and by the way i'm i'm fat dave on twitter fat comic dave so i'm still there so

01:41:00.580 by the way genuinely sincerely deeply relieved that you got your account back i was really sad

01:41:07.160 i was so sad i was like damn it and and also uh thank ashton for coming on i mean we should

01:41:14.700 plug her stuff right ashton birdie i mean she's on twitter although i guess she just deactivated her

01:41:19.660 twitter account but i do think she will be back i hope uh and follow her on youtube um all all the

01:41:26.000 places where she is you can find her ashton burry and be nice for god's sakes she was courageous

01:41:31.760 enough to come on this fucking channel with us degenerates just to hear toad talk about how much

01:41:35.860 he masturbates like it takes it takes some courage to do shit like that be nice to her really yeah it

01:41:40.840 does and and yeah i mean just to be clear yeah we i mean we all like her here so yes yeah totally

01:41:46.080 we just for the record if you didn't notice we all talk shit to each other this is what we do so

01:41:51.520 don't take anything personally exactly all right guys all right we'll see you later peace

Tower Gang - October 13, 2021

Ep 39 - One-Hand Body Count w⧸ Ashton Birdie

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