Tower Gang - Ep 44 - See Kyle w⧸ The Unfit Statesman

00:00:00.000 what's up retards the funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12 women jerk off dicks like 1.00

00:00:04.940 fucking they're an unruly ferret yeah you ever had a 9-11 cocktail it's in manhattan with two 1.00

00:00:12.220 kamikazes you see the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this and she needs to account 1.00

00:00:19.200 for it white women must be stopped that's right what we can stay horny and retarded longer than 1.00

00:00:27.520 she can stay sane what your ass ass to penis ratio maybe you could say we had sex but we didn't 1.00

00:00:34.200 fuck you said oh jesus fat dave fuck you man welcome ladies and gentlemen to another episode of tower 1.00

00:00:47.020 power hour tonight we have as always our homie big t-o-a-d i want to say t-o-d-d well you said 1.00

00:00:55.180 big i thought you were talking about fat dave i don't know no i'm dead i'm fat dave's dead it's 0.59

00:00:59.460 it's funnier dave deceased funnier dave and then very special guest zach brown aka skinny tim dylan

00:01:08.900 what do you say no i said thank you for having me i'm actually being a nice i want to be a nice guest

00:01:16.840 i'm not gonna don't be a nice guest i want to be very straight edge i'm going to be very you know

00:01:22.100 i'm going to give my political opinion and i'm just going to say those are my opinions and you

00:01:26.080 should develop your own opinions you know you know you're going to go ham about halfway through

00:01:30.600 and get our channel nukes so just shut up about it anyway unfit statement is in the uh statesman is 0.85

00:01:35.520 in the building welcome aboard sir thank you yeah don't be don't be don't be a spike cohen be a

00:01:42.080 libertarian friendship simulator that's what we like that's what we want on this on the show

00:01:45.300 we want to get all of our episodes yeah nubed completely all right because he goes by unfit

00:01:50.860 i was thinking that he would be that he would look like tim dylan though and be a lot fatter than he

00:01:54.920 actually is so i'm telling you this guy has the comedic stylings of tim dylan so so spot on but he's

00:02:01.800 like a handsome ginger version it's gonna be it's gonna be intense having him on i can tell yeah 0.99

00:02:06.760 yeah i i just lack the the the uh authenticity of tim dylan to have a general thought i just

00:02:14.740 thoroughly i read twitter and then i tell i say other people's opinions just a lot funnier than 0.67

00:02:19.940 they can that's really all i do that's i don't do it i fucking dude that's like thoughts there's like 0.97

00:02:27.240 there's like maybe like five people on twitter actually putting out uh like uh like novel thoughts 0.90

00:02:33.700 and like it like and like actually innovating everybody else is just saying the same things

00:02:38.220 in different funny ways which i think is just which is totally fine but like it's just like 0.86

00:02:42.820 there's like michael malice um i'm trying to think of anybody else who's that fucking guy who's okay 0.95

00:02:51.520 with pedophilia who's that guy he's original i'll give it to him who's not already down 0.97

00:02:56.320 thaddeus russell what no no he's he's like yeah you know listen we can't we can't ostracize these 1.00

00:03:08.360 people they're they have things to give and you're like yeah it's dick in the asshole 0.99

00:03:13.380 and that's what we're trying to avoid so we got to push them to the fringe he's like you can't do that 0.99

00:03:18.860 you're like dude how do you know what do you know about this why are you so qualified either 0.93

00:03:23.760 you're raping or you were raped and either one you know i mean listen if you were raped that's not 0.98

00:03:28.780 that's not my concern and i'm not willing to go into that but if you if you this is this is the 1.00

00:03:34.280 shit that i keep seeing these videos about people make like this professor who said minor attracted 0.86

00:03:38.480 persons we're trying to oh yeah i was just gonna mention that yeah i mean it's like what what are we 0.98

00:03:44.840 what are we doing because eventually it's just gonna go full circle around to like we can't ostracize

00:03:50.360 and push people to the fringes who are racist they're just uh uh uh people with um um on in

00:03:58.000 something unimplied bias or whatever just will they'll come up with something because if it starts

00:04:03.000 with pedophilia it's going to go all the way back around to racist then we get we can't go we can't

00:04:06.600 be mean to them it's like well at some point they're going to say that if you are if you don't

00:04:11.820 like pedophiles you are bigoted against pedophiles and that will be a cancelable offense i'm telling you

00:04:17.740 give it like three and a half years dude it's pretty crazy and it wasn't there like uh i remember

00:04:24.280 i can't remember who was having it oh it was um uh though bishop and who was the other guy that was

00:04:30.140 arguing about this on the timeline about like basically the libertarians embracing like uh gay

00:04:38.520 marriage and saying that gay marriage should be legalized like this was the jeremy todd that yeah 0.99

00:04:44.400 and they were they were talking about this and like i mean i guess there's two sides of the 0.99

00:04:49.280 argument but there is i mean it's hard to say like this shit didn't start around that time and 0.94

00:04:54.860 and like a lot of like a lot of the people conservatives are like this is a slippery slope if 0.99

00:04:58.920 you allow them to get married we're gonna have them you know wanting to fuck children in 10 years and 1.00

00:05:03.460 it's like well they were kind of right like it's not but is is that is it correlation doesn't mean 1.00

00:05:09.540 causation but i mean i mean the guy's butthole is definitely a slippery slope if you leave it up

00:05:15.360 dude it's our children it's a volatile area of the body and that's going to be reflected 0.57

00:05:21.840 in the societal uh you know there are there are consequences for actions and when you start to 0.97

00:05:28.520 fuck with that area of the body something that explosive um you know you're gonna have you're gonna 0.94

00:05:34.860 have explosive symptoms reflected in the societal fabric of this country and that's just that's 1.00

00:05:40.660 just how it is when you fuck with explosive shit it leads to explosive shit i mean that's correct 0.99

00:05:44.980 and you know what this is this is actually the basis as to why kyle rittenhouse is guilty he killed a 1.00

00:05:53.880 minor attractive attracted person and i see i have no problem with him you know uh viscerating the 0.95

00:06:02.160 the bicep of of whatever that other guy's name was who went on fucking you know straight hand yeah 0.99

00:06:08.500 yeah we're the fucking yes oh yeah he was he was a domestic abuser wasn't he because there was so 0.99

00:06:15.200 it was one of those two guys was it was rosenbaum rosenbaum was the uh was the pedophile yeah then 1.00

00:06:22.360 there was a thief and then there was a domestic abuser which i mean i mean the domestic abuser yeah okay 0.87

00:06:27.400 okay so that's okay he still has one arm too he still has one arm to abuse his uh

00:06:36.080 rittenhouse only did half the job dude that's what's one of the craziest things to watch is

00:06:42.360 is them um like to try to go the victim's families and all their friends and families are so heartbroken

00:06:49.360 i'm like i'm pretty sure the pedophile didn't have friends and family that were also like this guy

00:06:54.580 annually raped a child like that it's that's totally fact and i don't know there might be 1.00

00:07:00.280 there might be one horny kid who's like fuck damn it 1.00

00:07:03.100 what i really hate is that uh rosenbaum like some of the people said you wanted to get canceled i'm 0.99

00:07:12.340 sorry we don't want to we just that's not even the worst thing said on the show jesus

00:07:17.300 it's just early we're only seven minutes in that's usually yeah that's like 20 minute deep material

00:07:22.640 you're you're jumping the gun i like it though do you see that like tattoo art that was like a

00:07:26.360 memorial of rosenbaum and huber and the skateboard guy and it made rosenbaum look like lewis j gomez

00:07:32.780 dude i didn't see it but the other thing like i was listening i was on the way home and i i guess

00:07:40.820 like everybody like we've been watching i've been watching the um the trial go on and uh especially 0.86

00:07:46.460 with the rakita lol um stream where they have all those fucking lawyers on there and um like hearing 1.00

00:07:54.120 the prosecution was just like they said in one of the final statements the the fat one that fat fuck 1.00

00:08:00.080 i hate i hate that guy uh not dinger the other one the ada the guy that put his head down yeah so 0.99

00:08:07.020 yeah that guy yeah he so he was giving the final final statement i guess and he said something like

00:08:12.000 the a skateboard is not a dead you're good um he was like a skateboard is not a deadly weapon

00:08:18.680 and i was just like what like at this point no this is how he how he said he said a skateboard is

00:08:25.000 not a deadly weapon but um the defense would want you to believe that you and your like your

00:08:33.140 grandparents and your uh and you should not get a kid a skateboard for christmas because it's deadly

00:08:38.500 weapon you should get them an ar instead they really said that in the trial it's like these 0.92

00:08:43.360 people are the most retarded people like out there like they just dinger dinger said that you if you 1.00

00:08:50.180 bring a weapon dinger said you bring a weapon you can't you cannot uh use self-defense as a defense 1.00

00:08:59.460 if you bring a weapon you are incapable of self-defense how the fuck are you supposed to defend yourself 0.98

00:09:05.220 without a weapon from a mob my other question my other question like i know that they really harped 0.98

00:09:11.460 on like the ar part but like my question then would be like would you be okay if he had a handgun

00:09:17.280 and if they said yes it's like well he couldn't legally he actually followed the law of where he

00:09:23.240 couldn't own a handgun in wisconsin so he was just like well i won't get a i won't get a handgun

00:09:28.020 then i'll get an ar because i can own that are you is it only because it was an ar that you think

00:09:33.180 you're he was like it was just because it's the look of him having an ar strapped to him

00:09:38.520 like if it was just a handgun on his hip that's totally fine which at that point is just it's i 0.96

00:09:43.980 don't know the whole thing is bullshit they would have politicized it either way but there's no doubt 0.69

00:09:49.300 that the ar plays a enormous role in how aggressively they pursued this kid they want ar-15s banned and if 0.99

00:09:56.160 they can get self-defense thrown out because you brought a weapon you brought a weapon to a fucking 0.96

00:10:01.780 mob filled with insane antifa people and you're like right yeah yeah of course this is the game 1.00

00:10:08.700 plan they want to get they were damn mclint i thought you fixed your wi-fi you cheat bastard 0.99

00:10:16.680 i just put this fucking episode out that i did with him and i swear about 20 minutes of it is this 0.99

00:10:23.060 and it's me it's like i don't have the social like i don't know how to how to just talk through 0.95

00:10:30.260 that so i'm just letting it be quiet and i chose not to edit any of the fucking quiet parts out so 0.97

00:10:37.060 it's literally and it's video too so it's just him in motion because he's in motion all the when he

00:10:43.520 speaks he's in motion and so there's just a blurry picture of him and there's a picture of me

00:10:48.640 i'm gonna i'm gonna leave i'm gonna leave it like this

00:10:53.960 but he would he he also did not know the lawyer's name he was calling him dinger so you know

00:11:01.060 you're getting it confused because the other it wasn't him right i think it was the other lawyer

00:11:14.080 the other lawyer was the one who was quoting rosenbaum 0.59

00:11:17.160 and i was like what the fuck clint fix your wi-fi i thought you i don't know bro my my wi-fi is solid 0.96

00:11:24.240 it is the fastest wi-fi on earth but it just kicked off for a good 30 seconds sorry 0.95

00:11:27.760 maybe maybe we need jose by the way yeah so we're saying his his name isn't dinger it's binger

00:11:35.540 oh i know i think it's oh i i didn't message somebody today i said it would be really funny

00:11:42.440 if just uh richards the uh the defense will just mess up one time and just be like mr nigger and 0.99

00:11:49.300 like just just accidentally just one time just throw it in there hey he's already said it he's

00:11:55.040 said it twice he's already said it twice right they already quoted rosenbaum and maybe rosenbaum's

00:11:59.980 foreshadowing he was actually just referring to the lawyer that he didn't know existed at the time

00:12:05.280 how great would it be if if uh rosenbaum scream shoot me dinger shoot me god i would love that 0.90

00:12:14.480 or shoot me binger and then we had binger today bringing out uh rittenhouse's ar in the middle of 0.98

00:12:20.020 the courtroom oh my god bro this is one of the most clear-cut cases of self-defense that i've

00:12:29.180 ever seen in my life but like when i look at kyle rittenhouse i want to hate him so so much like

00:12:36.360 his face everything about him i want like if if he literally looked just any different i would say 0.97

00:12:44.700 hey you know what mate you know i'm full-fledged let's get him exonerated this is bullshit what i 0.99

00:12:49.980 don't like is looks and that's important in the court of law and i just can't do that fucking pizza 0.99

00:12:57.640 dough face he's one of his fucking unbaked dough fucking you can push it into any other shape 0.99

00:13:05.860 how does what what i thought was weird is he looks better on the night of kenosha like if you look at 0.99

00:13:11.960 him there he looks like really manly yeah it's but in the trial he looks like a baby i don't know

00:13:17.880 what it is but like it's the hat it's the backwards hat that's true it probably it's it's a it's a

00:13:23.380 wigger thing i guess like you gotta you gotta have that backwards hat running around with your 15s are 0.99

00:13:28.700 slimming is what it is slung across the shoulder it's like a vertical striped shirt slims you out a 0.94

00:13:35.740 little bit it's it's not the ar because there's that other picture of him holding the ar like out in

00:13:40.280 the woods somewhere and he looks like a total doofus in that picture too who holds the ar the

00:13:45.080 worst out of the uh the three people like the both lawyers and cal rittenhouse who holds the the gun

00:13:50.460 the worst oh i think the way the way dinger held it i mean let's let's just talk for a second about

00:13:58.420 how incredibly based it is you spend you're you're a prosecuting attorney a district attorney that that

00:14:05.400 is up there for three weeks talking about how reckless this young man was how he endangered so 0.99

00:14:11.500 many lives and then and then you turn around during your closing fucking arguments and you pull out the 1.00

00:14:17.880 ar that was used in multiple murders and you point it at the entire fucking courtroom god damn it i love 0.99

00:14:25.140 dinger with his finger and with his finger on the trigger too like that was the best part was like it 0.99

00:14:29.620 was just no trigger discipline i'm stunned he didn't load it why didn't he load it cock it just 0.89

00:14:37.140 like just fire a couple warning shots in the air the guy has i want to say lost his mind i want to

00:14:41.860 say too that um whenever he got it they didn't actually check if it was unloaded i want to say

00:14:48.940 something out because i'm the whenever the defense picked it up he had them check it twice to make sure

00:14:54.560 it wasn't loaded even though and also somebody else pointed this out there's no um uh what do

00:15:00.880 they call them like the tags basically the little the um help me out here what the things they put

00:15:08.160 through uh what's that is it for you mean for evidence evidence tags is no the one that they uh

00:15:15.000 like so when you know we go to yeah gun shops yeah so you make so you know that it literally yeah so

00:15:21.120 you literally know it's there you there's nothing in there they didn't have any of that

00:15:24.900 like they put on rosenbaum no it goes through the magazine well through the um i don't know much

00:15:33.040 about guns i'm not even gonna try to trigger lock yeah exactly they didn't have one which i thought

00:15:37.960 was really weird like it's this the worst gun safety i've seen which is why i'm just saying you

00:15:43.480 make a lot of like sketch videos don't you or like i've made a few yeah i i was putting this out

00:15:49.780 there i was like if you want like at least a good like a good video put out a sketch of alec baldwin's

00:15:57.500 uh gun safety school and then just and then just do a thing of like you you're you're a teacher at

00:16:04.500 alec baldwin's gun safety school and how you teach handgun and gun safety and then just do everything

00:16:10.600 literally everything wrong and then just uh be like these are the people that have gone to our school

00:16:15.420 and then just show people with terrible trigger discipline like show binger up there holding it

00:16:20.800 like at the end at the end of the sketch you bring in dinger as the attorney for for all the people

00:16:28.120 that he's injured during his his classes perfect at the end at the end of the sketch i actually murder

00:16:33.640 yeah i was gonna say you have to actually i actually murder binger and then i say it's an accident

00:16:38.920 and then i get charged and the same person who represented kyle rittenhouse represents me

00:16:45.520 that's the only thing is for the sketch to work you have to murder somebody at the end

00:16:51.380 it's a it's a chance but but i mean imagine the views on it you get you know it's gonna be super

00:16:56.600 funny they should do it on snl and have alec baldwin play himself that would be that'd be great 0.96

00:17:02.980 i'll do like a classic duel scene with him like an alec like a fucking you sling from the hip 0.99

00:17:09.020 type of type of shit i like here's the thing about new i romanticize handguns so much more than 0.99

00:17:19.120 long guns let me tell you why it's because of the uh western i like i like that listen i like i love a 0.99

00:17:26.420 cold weather western um i love it i love it and when you when i think about like like high

00:17:34.260 testosterone men i think of men on horseback who are for some reason shooting at like 200 yards

00:17:42.660 with a revolver and they're hitting their mark perfectly and it's like that to me is what i

00:17:48.800 should be doing and so if i'm gonna do anything i'm gonna i'm gonna you know i'm gonna buy a horse 0.73

00:17:55.380 and i'm gonna ride around kenosha or wherever the next antifa rally is and i'm just gonna shoot

00:18:01.220 at long distances with my revolver and see if i can i mean we're all fans of brokeback mountain 0.98

00:18:06.200 but i'm not sure where you're going with this story i'm not listen listen i do not have gay sex 1.00

00:18:14.880 outside that's filthy sex outside is for fucking shit from teenagers trying to keep their fucking 1.00

00:18:20.460 sex away from their parents i have sex i have gay sex inside thank you did you like did you uh like 1.00

00:18:26.840 buy red dead redemption 2 and just like sit there and jerk off while you're playing it just shooting 1.00

00:18:31.180 like dudes like he waited he waited until winter came and then he then he came oh that's right he 0.79

00:18:37.000 likes cold weather westerns which is a genre a genre i had never heard uh you know delineated

00:18:42.840 which by the way the first yeah the first level of red red red redemption is in the snow it's like 0.95

00:18:49.000 it's in the winter so he must have like got to the first first first level and he was like oh shit

00:18:53.880 this is the one right here oh hell yeah that's the first level i've never seen 310 to yuma

00:18:59.280 oh i love it oh yeah yeah 310 to yuma there's that there's a few scenes in there where it's very

00:19:04.600 cold you can see their breath i enjoy because now i know that the actors were actually out in the cold

00:19:10.540 and i enjoy i enjoy it when the actors you get the actors a little bit more comfortable it's very

00:19:15.100 cold they're in like very stiff leather like you know i like that i like sitting in a warm place

00:19:21.380 and knowing that other people are uncomfortable that makes me feel good and so like well you know

00:19:27.940 that yeah those actors uh uh for 310 to yuma they were all fucking each other to stay warm so 0.83

00:19:33.160 bro ben foster in those red leather pants i'd let him 0.93

00:19:36.240 who was about to come in here was that reed no it's jose oh hey our our resident mexican has

00:19:45.080 arrived yep it's kyle rittenhouse everybody's surprise it's very weird having jose not wearing

00:19:52.000 a wife beater and having somebody else wear one yeah i just saw i saw clinton pop out and i was like

00:19:57.780 i gotta come save y'all and i came back and he's here so it's all good man tonight was the night off

00:20:03.700 i had to the late the old lady was busy so i was like well maybe i can go play with the friends

00:20:07.420 by the way was i we gotta mention like that you got nailed i got nailed i can't remember did i say

00:20:15.580 that in the last one what's that about me getting uh suspended yeah i can't remember if i did okay

00:20:21.380 was it but like jose just got in josh smith and then like i mean to be fair i mean like i wasn't that

00:20:29.820 surprised with mine i said retard like three times in the same tweet without even like changing it 0.81

00:20:34.980 for the algorithm or anything even so though i mean i don't think it was well actually i guess it

00:20:39.360 was directed at somebody it was directed at cole yeah i mean it was a joke between friends but

00:20:44.500 and then immediately after i also said i was a retard but i didn't get nailed for that so i think it's 0.74

00:20:50.100 just like i think we figured out that you cannot like direct any type of slur towards anybody

00:20:57.300 but if you just say the slur just say it you're fine like you can say jew but you can't say jew

00:21:05.020 i got suspended once for for retard is what it was i said retard eight times in one tweet 0.85

00:21:10.040 and just to be clear i want to make sure that you guys know why i said that somebody said i swear 0.79

00:21:18.140 to god this was their fucking political metaphor they said much like 1979 iran when ayatollah khamenei 0.87

00:21:28.020 took over um joe biden is is giving america a very fatherly figure to coddle us back to normalcy 0.96

00:21:36.780 and so i decide i forget what i said i said something about like this is the most really i've ever seen

00:21:41.960 and i saw a retarded person give birth to a retarded baby and it was delivered by a retarded doctor and 0.98

00:21:48.320 so i you know and i pushed the limits of the word retard and i did in fact get suspended yeah i was 0.71

00:21:54.480 hoping that you just said retard retard retard that reminds us of that time we berated that lady i 1.00

00:22:01.460 don't know what her take was but we were like coming at her from the racist like the racist sexist 0.99

00:22:06.560 angle for her being white and being a woman and uh you know the whole white woman wants to be 1.00

00:22:10.420 sob thing or whatever but it was like down but she didn't get it at all and she's kind of complete

00:22:14.300 schizo was freaking out she was dragging other people into it people were like you can't be 0.79

00:22:17.720 sexist against people for being a woman not knowing it's like a meme and we're just talking with her 0.99

00:22:21.740 because she had a dumb date was that that um that journalist or whatever that uh like really 0.97

00:22:27.480 went after it wasn't her i feel like it was some libertarian chick that was like 0.99

00:22:31.580 i want to do that reason kato type who didn't really get the meme you know so yeah it was 0.99

00:22:38.940 pretty great speaking of white women how much pussy is kyle rittenhouse gonna get after he's 1.00

00:22:43.680 oh how many is how much has he already gotten no but like gross like wisconsin slash 1.00

00:22:49.580 wait a minute though while his cheesy pussy the cheddar cheese snatch wait is he allowed to be home 1.00

00:22:56.780 like while this whole thing is going on or is he like in jail or some shit like what what's the deal 1.00

00:23:01.580 because then he's getting pussy at least yeah oh that was so funny i was so i was watching 0.99

00:23:09.540 legion of skanks and they uh they they were talking about this and about him crying and they were just 0.98

00:23:14.120 like i can't imagine if he does get nailed and he does go to jail and then that video comes up of him 0.99

00:23:20.500 crying on the stands he is gonna get his ass railed like he's gonna be the prison bitch dude he'll get 1.00

00:23:29.620 raped anyway it doesn't matter look at his oh that's true little fucking face dude i swear to god 1.00

00:23:35.740 his face looks like the tech like the surface of the moon it's fucking crazy okay well have you seen 1.00

00:23:41.900 this dude you know what hey she's a good woman she's a patriot and uh you know need to show her some 0.96

00:23:50.240 effect is kyle rittenhouse not a patriot her face has fallen like down kind of like how his the guy's

00:24:00.660 arm limp after he shot him in the bicep like that's how her face has gone it's just gone down i like i

00:24:05.520 like how tiny her face is it reminds me of charlie kirk her face is like it's it's horrific it's horrific

00:24:10.900 it's like it's like if you were to put if you were to remove the white chromosome from kyle rittenhouse 0.98

00:24:14.840 and then put her into a shrinking machine that's what his mother looks like it's fucking awful but 0.98

00:24:19.260 you know she did produce did you see the sister the most base kid i've ever seen in my life so 1.00

00:24:23.840 did you see the sister at all no she she's definitely not a smoke show i could bet dollars on that toad 1.00

00:24:31.140 pull up his sister right now just look just look up kyle rittenhouse sister trial or something like

00:24:38.380 that all right all right i want you to i want you to tell me what you think her his sister looks

00:24:46.660 like right now because i'm pretty like i know shut up toad i do gotta say though real quick if he 0.54

00:24:53.180 doesn't go to prison anyone with any sort of intelligence will stay away from him because

00:24:56.540 you watch that video he's like ben affleck in that movie where he's the autistic hitman or whatever 0.96

00:25:01.140 like you watch like how good written house is you're like holy shit like like i don't know it's 0.97

00:25:07.240 there's some movie where uh it's a really ridiculous movie it's the accountant the accountant 0.99

00:25:13.600 it's fucking awesome it's like legit if we took all our theory talk and applied it to killing people 0.87

00:25:19.680 like that's what it is um i can't believe you brought that movie up that makes me so happy 0.98

00:25:25.560 wait do we want to look at this picture of his sister or what yeah put it up there i'm gonna guess i'm

00:25:30.320 gonna say it looks like a green bay packers tight end so go ahead and do it do it uh there's there's

00:25:36.440 something she just got done like churning butter that's my yeah she was putting a mirror saying 1.00

00:25:41.600 you know all right wait this is uh i think this is his mother and his sister at once here

00:25:48.560 all right yeah we already know if you can tell them apart oh i don't know if i can that's why i said

00:25:56.960 that oh god i've seen the mother the mother's not good oh that's the sister oh that's not the angle

00:26:04.440 i saw from the sister that's not i feel like they're the fine line between like would i do it even when

00:26:10.860 i'm drunk or not like that's the fine line right there are you sure that actually this is this is a

00:26:18.080 good demonstration of what uh beer goggles looks like because if you look at the mother and then you

00:26:22.240 get drunk she looks like the daughter yeah i wouldn't i'm not interested in either of them 0.98

00:26:27.320 i'm not gonna lie dave were you implying that you would bang one of them no i saw a picture 0.99

00:26:33.760 no no no that is not his sister the um hold on the fat one is not his sister they're both fat 0.99

00:26:40.880 that's clearly that is not that's like a clone of the mother the one on the right the blonde's like 1.00

00:26:45.920 one of those fat chicks that if you were really tan it's not it's not the blonde one there's the 1.00

00:26:50.020 brunette well the one who looks like she has down syndrome is the mother drew is saying the 0.99

00:26:55.700 sister might be 15 i will say i'm looking at a very tiny screen so uh yes that's what i'm talking

00:27:02.580 about no wait what the brunette yes super young please be careful i understand though hey

00:27:10.900 do be clear there are no sexual things going on here cole has said a number of things uh that lead

00:27:19.540 us to the way of these pedophiles so uh okay listen listen so i had a hypothetical and i said if you were

00:27:27.540 if you were with let's say you were married so you got married at a nice age 21 whatever okay you're

00:27:34.020 married you've been married for married for 10 years you know you're 31 now but you had been dating your

00:27:39.300 wife since y'all were 16 so in high school is it pedophilic yep to go back and look at the pictures

00:27:47.380 of her when she was 16 ah see now this is not a horrible question let me tell you let me tell you 0.99

00:27:52.180 something let me tell you something let's not let's not jump on this and be a whole fucking liberal let's 0.89

00:27:56.660 let let's think about this gentlemen please um i started being my girlfriend when she was 18 0.94

00:28:03.220 okay she is now 21

00:28:11.700 is it wrong for me are you are you 45 i'm 163 years old and i'm eating it's a little up bro it's a little 0.98

00:28:19.780 fucked up if you're 163 years old listen first of all i'm 163 years young there's no reason for me to 1.00

00:28:29.780 to listen when you when you give up all this red meat and all your guns and all your fucking toxic 1.00

00:28:36.980 masculinity bullshit you're gonna start looking like me once you're elderly i look very young for 0.99

00:28:41.620 163 years old i look very good and i have achieved nothing in my life but that's okay because i still 0.96

00:28:47.140 look very young because i dream and is it wrong for me to go back and look at a picture that's

00:28:54.260 interesting you know what i don't think it's wrong funny dave i don't think it's wrong funny dave but

00:28:59.860 i do think that um there is something immoral about it i don't know i have i have a reference

00:29:08.980 to cross over the illegal thing but it could be it can be it definitely applies to me i've been

00:29:14.980 married for 10 years me and my wife weren't dating when we were in high school but like it was like right

00:29:19.300 after high school we started dating so i mean but i see pictures of my wife at 16 and i'm like

00:29:24.500 all right but i there's this weird connection between me and my wife so i see her in a different 0.96

00:29:29.140 way any other 16 year old be like that's a fucking 16 year old that's gross but my wife i know that's 1.00

00:29:33.700 her so am i like every fucking pedophile says he's like we have a weird i mean there is some point 0.99

00:29:43.060 where it's like no she's a kid but like 16 17 like i mean they basically look like an adult that 0.99

00:29:47.940 point you're looking at your wife so yeah it's like if you're attracted to your wife at 16 and

00:29:53.780 you're like 45 is there a problem there i i don't know i'll tell you no and i've gotten a lot of

00:30:01.460 different answers and they're like and one person was just like no he was like it doesn't matter you

00:30:05.540 could be attracted to her when she was a baby it doesn't matter it's your wife you all right i swear

00:30:10.980 to god but if it's your wife i don't see i don't honestly i don't see it as a problem if she's if

00:30:15.060 you see a picture of your wife that was in high school before you knew her and you're like yeah

00:30:19.540 see i knew you were hot back then you'd be like all right well that's a little weird to say let me

00:30:23.460 ask you guys let me ask you something that i've that i've been struggling with what happens if you 0.98

00:30:27.700 look at uh yourself when you were 12 you're very tired what's that what's that thing i've jerked off 0.59

00:30:35.220 to pictures of myself uh getting a bath when i when i was an infant so is that weird though because

00:30:43.780 you're attracted to your infant self or your mother no no it was just a picture of me i'm not

00:30:48.580 being who was bathing you or you were just in the bath just in the bath alone by myself scared to 0.92

00:30:53.300 death bathing yourself as a psychopath roughly that that like 15 16 17 18 time frame is the only place

00:31:03.220 i could find myself attractive i can't see i was pretty i was pretty sexy little young virile thing 0.91

00:31:08.020 like you know oh this this is this is so hard it hurts you know like just washboard abs so i'm like 0.97

00:31:13.460 dude that is a i mean give it a couple years and that's like a fucking gq model in in my defense 0.98

00:31:18.020 in my defense i i won the most beautiful baby in san diego in 1983 so i think i think that it's 0.67

00:31:24.660 reasonable hold on hold on i think it's reasonable to be attracted to myself given that i was the

00:31:31.060 most attractive baby in 1983 thank you i rest my case so so actually the most attractive like

00:31:37.780 whatever they give most attractive baby awards is actually sexually it's sexually attractive too

00:31:43.060 because that's what your argument is wait a minute what what if you um what if you were to time travel 0.99

00:31:50.740 back to that uh point in time and fun rape yourself i would not kill myself 1.00

00:31:57.380 no i'm not talking about being attracted to myself like it's like my dick is longer than i was then 1.00

00:32:02.100 like i guess i'm talking about being attracted to your wife i have a baby-sized dick it doesn't 1.00

00:32:07.780 mean it's the size of a like a baby when a baby is it's literally the size of a baby that's a good 1.00

00:32:13.700 question for jose would if you could go back in time to before when your wife was born would you kill her 0.60

00:32:22.980 before she was born well i mean now time travel's involved so now i gotta think about the impacts of

00:32:28.340 these i mean i think you know if i did that now i would create some sort of weird paradox because

00:32:32.980 some things about me wouldn't be if it wasn't for her at this point i don't know we're we're talking

00:32:37.460 weird time travel shenanigans i'd have to think this through get a chalkboard i don't know how this

00:32:42.100 plays out for humanity for your own safety just say you would not kill your wife please no here's

00:32:46.740 here's another we got to think we're very good here i don't know how this is not even about killing 0.98

00:32:51.460 your wife it's about showing dominance so just george floyd put the gun to her tummy put the gum to the 1.00

00:32:56.740 like whatever her mother was just put a gun to her stomach just say hey you know yeah you know 0.98

00:33:01.220 just really you're just asserting uh dominance on the the continuity of the time stream at that point

00:33:05.780 you know okay no here's like i have another i challenge concepts you challenge people we're built

00:33:12.420 different you know another hypothetical is let's say that okay like you know again you're married

00:33:19.140 so so you're married and when you got married at 20 whatever and now it's like 20 years later now

00:33:26.900 now you're all in your 40s and let's say your wife she just let herself go she got fat but like you were

00:33:32.900 super attracted to her when she was 20 if you like can only get off when you look at her when she's 20

00:33:39.700 and not at her now is there a problem there it's like do you think that's yeah you should probably get

00:33:44.500 in the gym you should probably i mean i understand that really start trying bullying her and all 0.97

00:33:50.020 sorts of you know you know mental tactics you know shit like that you know like yeah be just 0.90

00:33:54.260 berate her just be passive-aggressive until she's nearly suicidal and hopefully that drives her into 0.99

00:33:59.620 the gym that's that's really the only passive-aggressive are you to action bernie during sex so she throws up 1.00

00:34:05.700 all of her food do that move when you're when you're when you're screwing just grab their belly flap and 1.00

00:34:10.500 use it to thrust you know well that's the move that sends a message i mean i was thinking like

00:34:16.020 you like you stick like your phone on her forehead and it's just old pictures of her and you're just 0.97

00:34:22.180 like yeah that's that would be the most fucked up thing you could do to her it's like playing that game 0.97

00:34:30.340 heads up you could lock her in a cage and not feed her for three weeks you could do that 0.97

00:34:36.500 do you get scales that weigh heavier than they actually are like add some to it you know

00:34:44.100 you're like asking your wife questions when you have the phone on her forehead 0.99

00:34:49.140 you're you bitch but when you're not fat i actually have a reference to this hypothetical 1.00

00:34:53.940 that makes me feel awful but i'm gonna pretend that it's not me for uh legal purposes so i have this 0.99

00:34:59.060 friend that are we telling the story you told on the group chat because i mean i'm not gonna say

00:35:04.580 anything but uh not not that one but i gotta tell that one day you're gonna find a way to say it

00:35:08.660 without saying it and then you don't feel that oh that one yeah you guys one day you gotta say that

00:35:15.220 he didn't tell that story no i didn't but i i can't tell that one uh for legal reasons either but

00:35:19.620 this one also for legal reasons this is a friend of mine it's all in minecraft and and he had this girl

00:35:24.980 that was very interested in him from high school that he was also very interested in so say a year ago

00:35:30.420 for instance uh he's single and this girl hits him up on twitter because she just found him

00:35:34.820 hasn't seen him a long time and she sends him nudes of herself modern times and you're like oh that's

00:35:39.780 nice and then she proceeds to send a singular nude of herself from back in high school the last time you

00:35:46.020 saw her oh that's is it criminal did she send me did she send me child pornography that's i think

00:35:54.420 actually actually actually that was i think the court actually did rule on that because there was

00:35:59.140 like a um a couple that was together when they were like 16 and then when they were 18 like they

00:36:07.220 had nudes from when they were 16 on their on his phone or something like that yeah they were still

00:36:11.140 together and he actually did i want to say he got prosecuted for child pornography on his phone

00:36:17.700 i feel like you should get grandfathered in like if you've masturbated to something before

00:36:22.100 like you're just grandfathered into that for forever you know once you get past that you just 0.99

00:36:26.340 have to prove prove that you fucked her back then and then that's it your honor uh i i implement 1.00

00:36:32.660 the the grandfathering rule please remove these cuffs sir i masturbated to this photo 15 years ago 0.99

00:36:42.180 your honor i'm grandfathered in because i am her grandfather okay jesus christ uh so yeah i'll warn

00:36:50.740 my friend thank you for the legal advice if that is that would be really creepy especially i don't like

00:36:58.420 what's the angle there of just like hey here's me now and here's what you could have gotten high

00:37:04.020 school like like what what i don't see that it's like especially they had like a distinct photo that

00:37:10.900 they did for you like years ago which they're doing something crazy or wearing something special

00:37:14.580 and they're like just want to remind you because women like to think you they get in your head when 1.00

00:37:17.540 you don't you know distinct which you fucking i'm assuming it's just some girl that you've been 1.00

00:37:21.140 with before and some girls always think they're a bigger deal than they are like oh that's that 1.00

00:37:24.340 orange lingerie i wore that one time like bitch i don't fucking know is that really how you want to 1.00

00:37:29.140 roll with yeah let's be us back when we were like in high school and we didn't know what the 0.99

00:37:32.820 fuck we were doing at all in my end i'm gonna come in my end like i did back then too you all 0.95

00:37:39.940 right babe i'll stick it in the wrong hole yeah well there was that uh there was that comedian that 1.00

00:37:44.900 talked about like uh like guys whenever they're 14 they just want to make women hurt during sex 0.92

00:37:51.860 just like they're like figuring like does it how does it feel like it hurts hell yeah 0.73

00:37:56.260 oh yeah my fingers are too dry huh

00:38:04.580 clint apparently

00:38:09.860 doing it right now it's called hunting lingerie is what that is

00:38:16.180 sexy deer

00:38:19.780 what you're wearing right now is what i expected cal rittenhouse to show up in court wearing that's

00:38:24.820 what i thought i was gonna wear this is what i called this is what i call power power lifting

00:38:30.020 deer hunter attire dude that would be pretty crazy if he just showed up just like i mean i guess

00:38:38.020 this is a thing like i've always heard about this heart levi's yeah just like he shows up like

00:38:43.860 he's like probably cheese the trial would be done already he'd probably be already exonerated 0.99

00:38:47.700 like he's sneaking dips in his like his jacket oh dude he's fucking 0.99

00:38:55.300 and he's got a big old dip in the bottom lip he's spitting an empty gatorade bottle 0.99

00:39:01.700 are you like sir you cannot use tobacco in the courthouse oh yeah i know

00:39:07.380 we're not a gatorade bottle a dr pepper bottle so nobody knows it just looks like he just has a

00:39:11.460 little duck pepper left maybe he just he's also drinking another dr pepper though so

00:39:15.780 no wait man rittenhouse has his own spittoon dude one time when i was young 0.91

00:39:23.220 um i was my my father and i we went to subway and we each had a fucking cup of soda and i forget 0.96

00:39:32.420 what happened but i had left his car for like five minutes to go do something i came back in 0.99

00:39:37.780 and he had started spitting his chew in my fucking subway cup and so i just took a fucking 0.99

00:39:45.620 i took a gulp out of my subway cup and just drank his fucking chew spit i swear to god i've never been 0.99

00:39:53.460 more hard it was i've done that multiple times growing up in the cells you know when the type of 0.99

00:39:59.220 characters i was around frequently growing up in high school that was a fairly common occurrence you'd be 1.00

00:40:04.180 a shit face and you drink the wrong fucking pepsi and you're fucking throwing up yeah god damn it 1.00

00:40:10.660 billy throw this shit away that joke that joke reminds me of back when i you guys are probably 1.00

00:40:16.020 too young but do you remember socom 2 on playstation yes yes okay you remember how you had to boop boop in 0.99

00:40:22.100 to talk and you had to boop boop out to let other people talk yeah vaguely it's kind of coming sure

00:40:27.540 okay okay so my my favorite thing i was completely addicted to that game because one of my best friends

00:40:31.700 that just died in a motorcycle accident i was a total alcoholic and i would play this game

00:40:35.060 like 20 hours a day wait can we hold on i was completely addicted to the game because my friend

00:40:41.860 just died in a motorcycle accident so i was spiraling downward going to the roughest compression it was

00:40:46.260 banging hookers on the regular and doing heroin but let's talk about this video game i'm just gonna

00:40:51.700 i'm just gonna breeze over that story because it's totally irrelevant and not not even that big of a

00:40:55.940 deal i was there he died in front of me it was horrific anyways um so i'm gonna read like that

00:41:02.260 so i would boop boop into socom right and i would go it's like biden with his with military stories

00:41:08.180 when he was fucking like on the campaign trail he was just bushing them together this is really just 0.95

00:41:12.420 him like re-remembering the whole fucking reed story playing it up for like political 0.99

00:41:19.140 i've actually had two friends almost die in front of me in car accidents shout out reed r.i.p uh guido 0.97

00:41:24.180 anyways yeah you were you were in my hometown when that happened by the way what do you mean you

00:41:29.380 were in my hometown didn't you get into an accident with reed in rapid city oh yeah yeah yeah that's

00:41:35.860 my home i actually no i think we might have still been in wyoming but maybe it was south

00:41:40.340 to go i don't know anyways it was my kid brother oh that's that's crazy you killed my brother 0.99

00:41:46.260 bitch that was me driving a 1999 honda accord drunk thank you very much 1.00

00:41:54.180 i knew i recognized you from somewhere so anyways i moved into socom right i would drink a fifth of 0.96

00:41:59.620 captain morgan by myself every day and i would boop into socom and i was and by the way i was top 10

00:42:04.740 in the world on socom too i was a fucking legend at that game anyways i boop in i'm gonna fact check 0.98

00:42:09.860 that real quick it was awful but i was great this random video game i was i was and i was like 0.80

00:42:15.620 suicidal anyways uh so i'd boop into the game and i would do this like once a day i would boop into the 0.66

00:42:20.500 game and talk to the strangers and i would say i'd say hey guys you ever been jerking off and then 0.61

00:42:25.860 all of a sudden your mom comes into your mind and then i would and then i would boop out so i'd let 0.94

00:42:31.460 i would let everyone freak out and be like what the folks wrong with you and then i would 0.99

00:42:35.140 poop back in and i would go and come harder than you ever have in your entire fucking life 0.99

00:42:40.900 except for clint that was a true story my mom hey my mom is a smoke show but that's not relevant 1.00

00:42:47.300 here it was just a joke tug jesus well you were talking about watching her bathe you so

00:42:53.220 no you'd have a hot mom i'll give you that like in her 50s but still killing it 1.00

00:42:58.100 also bald just for some reason just bald and beautiful i'm telling you what is she also a 1.00

00:43:05.540 winger she is actually uh she has her mixtape dropping next wednesday i will be promoing it on

00:43:11.300 my show oh yeah all right just kidding anyways uh it's called it's called q her album's called qt but 0.99

00:43:19.780 it's q dash t like q anon qt she's a patriot oh well there goes our fucking channel patriots 0.97

00:43:27.140 are in control that's what vannon said earlier today please let's have some you know let's have 0.98

00:43:31.700 some wits about us here gentlemen let's have some wits oh by the way so someone uh did send that super

00:43:37.300 chat and said donation because no me gusta patreon so no i didn't want to mention this so we are making

00:43:43.380 a discord and like me and toad and derek from libertarian signature are working on it um we're

00:43:50.260 hopefully going to get that out sometime and then like i said we're going to start a patreon and then

00:43:54.100 a lot of people are like patreon really sucks for some reason so i don't know what that is about i

00:43:58.740 don't know if like i know it's because you have a patreon it's because you drop links there i've never

00:44:04.340 had an issue i don't know anyone who's ever had an issue other than like i know there this is not 0.78

00:44:08.900 it's very clear patreon is not a place for a long-term like fucking place for liberty there

00:44:13.940 obviously are some big names you hear of here and there but it's right really not that common aside 0.81

00:44:18.580 from like huge names that like will be like oh my god they got so-and-so i haven't heard of patreon

00:44:23.220 taking down much like pq is on there all sorts of people are on there liberty it's like over my

00:44:29.460 mortgage a month over there so they took whitney webb down she's pretty good she does yeah but 1.00

00:44:36.580 she's like huge though britney webb that's my point is like it's a whitney whitney whitney wait i 1.00

00:44:42.500 don't know that name does is that who is that she's big right that's a big name i don't know she's 1.00

00:44:45.620 got a big old fat pussy somewhere in there i don't know the name's kind of duper familiar 1.00

00:44:52.020 britney webb she's that chick that's on that porno once i feel like i can think of like 10 different 0.99

00:44:57.540 chicks are coming to mind webb actually sounds like kyle rittenhouse's girl that's a michigan 1.00

00:45:02.420 bitch britney webb is yes 100 she's got fucking acne on her pussy 1.00

00:45:10.180 that's called herpes dude let me tell you something here's the thing about the kyle 1.00

00:45:15.380 rittenhouse the whole thing i don't really care i like i never really cared but you know it's probably

00:45:22.100 he you know he definitely was defending himself but you know i just want to see him be exonerated so

00:45:29.700 that they riot in kenosha again and then i want him to go back and do the exact same thing that's

00:45:35.220 what i said and then i want this cycle to happen like five or six more times just so i can get 0.94

00:45:40.100 through this biden presidency while still being super fucking you know stimulated i i missed the 0.93

00:45:45.780 stimulation of the trump presidency so i'm you know this is what i want that was like i saw something 0.79

00:45:50.660 i thought about tweeting this because i did see someone else kind of say it i was going to add on to it

00:45:53.940 it was like um half of me wants him to get exonerated because like he didn't do anything

00:45:58.740 wrong the other half of me wants to get see him get exonerated just so people will riot and i think

00:46:03.540 it'll be crazy again and then the other half of me a third half will uh wants me wants him to get

00:46:10.580 wants him to get uh actually convicted and go to jail just to see like if right-wingers will actually do

00:46:16.580 anything if they'll actually like go with i don't know like flip a table over or like i'll tell you this

00:46:21.620 like i don't want to see the right wing not do anything because i will be so devastated

00:46:26.660 emotionally uh mentally like i i can't handle it the one but is that a good thing though because 0.94

00:46:32.580 when we see shit like that i feel like that's a signal to people that i know a lot of people like 0.92

00:46:36.340 oh it's a black pill but it's also a signal of like no one's coming to save you get your life in order 0.99

00:46:41.460 like i mean but the problem is if no one ever rises up then literally i know i know but i'm saying

00:46:48.260 especially people like oh the conservatives ain't gonna take this it's like

00:46:51.540 okay this it's this mentality that we've had for a long time that well so and so will so and so

00:46:56.580 will oh there's no way to let this happen no way to let that happen it's like well what are you

00:47:00.260 doing on an individual level to do something to bolster yourself against this no work on it but like

00:47:05.780 i don't think i can podcast any harder than i already am

00:47:10.100 so here's here's the thing you need to vote harder if he does in fact get convicted of murder i

00:47:18.900 literally just now i just typed something up from this is the first letter i'm gonna write

00:47:23.780 to him from prison because kyle rittenhouse and i are our old best friends dear kyle how are you i am

00:47:31.060 well just heard about the whole kenosha thing crazy hopefully you just heard about it hopefully they 0.57

00:47:37.220 don't get a hold of the videos of you and i kissing and saying the n-word anyways say hi to your dog with the 0.88

00:47:44.100 rough tongue that's just in case dude the the white supremacist thing is the funniest part about 0.98

00:47:56.500 all of this is this that they i mean like he killed two white guys entered a third white guy 0.89

00:48:02.580 never did anything with black people at all he's still white supremacist but it's still just really 0.79

00:48:06.900 funny to think of him as a white supremacist just like him like just i i wonder him like he was blasting 0.95

00:48:12.820 away these white guys just like take that nerf i mean it's a perfect attempt or it's a perfect

00:48:18.820 example or a comparison to the haters of our show they call us white supremacists but then we have 0.96

00:48:24.100 dave who's obviously morbidly obese we have jose who's hispanic and then we have toad who's 0.64

00:48:29.140 obviously mentally retarded and it's like it's like how much more inclusive could we be i'm also a 0.96

00:48:34.020 wigger excuse me the only rule is no white people here yeah yeah no we had dave smith on and rob is 0.98

00:48:42.260 good god that was the joke i mean we've had a few jews i mean yeah he didn't play kiker reich though 0.98

00:48:50.340 so no we've had a couple of the blacks yeah that's true even though you said the n-word an alarming

00:48:57.220 amount of time i think i prefer black people to white people in some some instances or most

00:49:01.620 instances let's not get carried away yeah yeah how is it like how is it possible that some people

00:49:09.380 went this long thinking that the people who were killed by rittenhouse were black people 0.95

00:49:14.500 because they heard that it was a thief and a domestic abuser 0.98

00:49:20.500 that's all they heard it is 0.96

00:49:22.340 well though if they immediately went to like it this guy's either hispanic or or black that's all

00:49:28.900 they that's all they got if it was new york people are noticing this is nonsense though like i do think 0.97

00:49:34.100 like uh like i was watching jimmy door today because uh uh fucking um reed put out some tweet about it 0.95

00:49:40.020 about how like you know even door is being based on this and like door is like completely railing on

00:49:44.980 about how like you know all these people that they should have been able to tell from the beginning

00:49:49.060 that like because it was pretty much right from this from the get most of this information was

00:49:52.820 out there wasn't much pertinent information that didn't come out within 24 hours i only like casually

00:49:57.220 followed this story and it was pretty open shut pretty quick like oh this is clearly self-defense

00:50:02.020 like the video was out immediately who were hacked right and he was like railing on chank and you and 0.99

00:50:08.100 it's it's hard to tell if it's malice or if it's like because they're idiots it's sometimes a 0.99

00:50:13.220 combination of both but like you can tell like you know say with the t the young turks guys you can see 0.99

00:50:18.420 use them as an example that like now their rhetoric is changing because from when they were first

00:50:23.620 talking about this and like door was pointing that out and anna kasparian one of them has 100 flipped

00:50:29.700 it was like no i don't think you did anything it was self-defense but even then with like all the rest

00:50:33.780 of the crew you know being like it still basically has some weird you know roundabout reason why it's

00:50:39.540 not okay and anna's kind of like well i i i don't think so it's because it's becoming more obvious like

00:50:44.980 well they've now switched it to white supremacy because there's majority of the people on the

00:50:50.100 jury are white right yeah this is great how are you gonna how are you i mean there is literally there

00:50:55.940 is in their world view critical race theory it is it is inevitable the the ghost is always upon you

00:51:02.180 like you cannot escape allegations and just damnation in terms of white supremacy it's so yeah it's which is

00:51:09.380 actually it's it's offensive to real racists who have worked very hard to develop and formulate that

00:51:16.980 ideology by themselves you know to think of yourself like imagine think of this from the perspective of

00:51:21.540 a grand wizard who has worked his ass off to get to the position that he's at and now just everybody's

00:51:27.140 a racist excuse me excuse me no i've done the work i i i r i rized and i grinded okay i listened to

00:51:35.780 gary v i did exactly what he said and i got to where i was because i worked hard now any 0.99

00:51:41.700 weird little 17 year old faggot carrying an ar-15 is a racist no that's not how this works 1.00

00:51:47.380 it's not how this works you gotta burn at least a couple crosses before you can carry the title 1.00

00:51:53.460 racist in my in my day nigger tattooed on his thigh i don't think so in my day you had to kill a 1.00

00:52:00.260 lot more than a couple white people before you got yeah oh my god you had to fucking you had to 1.00

00:52:07.620 fuck it listen here's the thing about the racist like the cr like critical race theory and this is 1.00

00:52:13.060 coming from somebody who has no idea what it is and i've listened to only ben shapiro and bill bar 1.00

00:52:20.420 so this is gonna be good just shut the fuck up and listen so this is gonna be really good 0.98

00:52:24.500 here's the thing about your feelings here's the thing about it i know that ben shapiro gets really 0.99

00:52:31.620 high pitched and nasally when he talks about it so to me in my mind that goes okay so it's not very

00:52:35.780 good and then bill maher also says it's not he's it's not so good and he's kind of a you know he's

00:52:42.260 weirdly based like five percent of the time and then and then you know 65 of the time he's you know a 0.96

00:52:49.700 faggot and so i'm in the middle here do i go hey critical race theory wasn't this something that 0.97

00:52:55.300 started in like law because isn't there like critical legal theory and then it was based off of 0.99

00:53:01.460 that like what is it i don't know you'd have to you'd have to go all the way back to carl marx to

00:53:05.300 actually understand the origin of it but we won't go there but but but the marxist a point of view of

00:53:11.060 it is is kind of um it's very basic compared to how complex it gets here like they stretch they

00:53:21.540 stretch like a very basic marxist uh uh i think i think the convolution i think that i think the

00:53:29.780 convolution is is intentional though it if it's if it's very hard for the average person to comprehend

00:53:35.060 it it's very hard for them to argue against it so i i think that it's not even that at least marx

00:53:39.860 tried to get specific these people don't oh they're pretty specific everyone i think so because

00:53:47.700 think about it for a second you know because like let's let's take for example like the crt

00:53:52.820 you know the very like dr umar johnson type of ideology where it's like white people aren't

00:53:58.340 necessarily racist as individuals but they sometimes uh um you know in it uh unintentionally

00:54:05.780 uphold systems of white supremacy that suppress other races that's vague because they because

00:54:14.180 then you ask him like well what is it well they don't know that's vague and i think they keep it

00:54:18.980 open-ended for that reason why are you saying vague like vague

00:54:21.860 i keep thinking like you're saying bash when you're making an actual a really funny joke i'm like 0.93

00:54:28.820 that's like pussy like it's just yeah dude it's making squishy like it's the same idea it's the same 1.00

00:54:35.300 idea with marx though you can swap out bourgeoisie proletariat all you can literally swap it all 0.99

00:54:40.340 out it's the same idea i mean the only class theory i've really heard which i mean not even to go

00:54:44.900 really too deep into it i know there's other similar ones but like aggress class theory but

00:54:48.500 all that class theory is is a quick and easy way to tell up who who's who's on what sides and the

00:54:53.220 thing obviously they're shifting to race it used to be about class which i actually think marx was

00:54:57.620 more accurate although class is not really even then there's obviously you know there's be rich and be 0.97

00:55:03.860 you know we got clint here who's rich as fuck and he's he's all right you know he defines the class 0.85

00:55:08.340 is wrong yeah but now they're taking that and they're applying it to race and to all these other 0.99

00:55:12.340 things just to create as many divisions as possible essentially yeah i mean aggress class

00:55:16.500 theory is like for those who don't know it it breaks up the classes along government involvement

00:55:21.060 so if you're a government worker like you're that class and if you're not you're you know and if we're 0.97

00:55:25.940 gonna go to fucking war these are the these are the fucking lines that are being drawn whereas that's 0.97

00:55:30.740 kind of what's going on with class theory and what's going on with the critical race theory i know 0.99

00:55:33.620 they try to dress it up and it is kind of like intentionally vague because it's supposed to be this whole

00:55:37.460 idea of systems it's hilarious because though we as libertarians actually have a consistent ideology

00:55:45.060 of like what is like create systems and so on and so forth whereas theirs is just well if you're rich

00:55:50.740 you kind of vaguely make this sort of system by blah blah blah and saying it's it's only gonna 0.73

00:55:57.380 fucking it's only gonna turn the audience off at this point yeah dude because dude i'm clearly racist 0.99

00:56:02.420 because i only like white vag so vag please 0.99

00:56:11.140 love my god this is i love i love it i love it when jose goes like nerd nerd time because he's 0.60

00:56:16.420 just like sits there just going like and then he's just like bust theory out he's like yes

00:56:23.060 which by the way actually like gross

00:56:25.540 jose i know you um that that clip that actually really base clip of tim pull came out of him basically 0.97

00:56:31.860 being like yelling at people like you got to fucking stop like bending the knee and stop all 0.98

00:56:37.780 this shit and then you kind of actually push back against that you don't even know what i said 0.99

00:56:43.460 i was i was more all good i just said i yeah i think i know how how you like so he was basically 0.99

00:56:50.020 under the effect of i have kids i have to feed right yeah basically like he's in the position to be able to

00:56:56.020 say that you everybody should have been the need because he he doesn't have to

00:57:00.500 i know this is very unpopular and i know people here don't agree but i'm the opinion that you should

00:57:06.580 if you can help but bend the knee but it is completely it's a cost benefit analysis is basically

00:57:12.580 what it is for me if you're in a situation where your short-term needs outweigh your long-term because

00:57:16.820 i get it you know it's great like everyone wants liberty preferences what he's saying but like i

00:57:21.540 get it like it depends on what situation you put yourself in and not everyone's put themselves in 0.95

00:57:25.940 a situation where they can weather that type of shit did we lose clint yeah probably what an ironic 0.96

00:57:32.820 timing i thought he was just i thought he was just sitting like that he said well he said he 0.99

00:57:38.020 podcasts hard all the time so i thought he was just jizzing yeah it's funny we lost him right now

00:57:44.100 because this would be when he would want to speak up the most yeah i know well so it comes off as 0.95

00:57:50.020 tone deaf when somebody like tim pool a millionaire single fucking with all yeah well i don't know if 0.92

00:57:56.740 he's like single but he doesn't have kids he's a hundred percent millionaire really we got a second 0.99

00:58:02.340 clint now what the fuck yeah but yeah no he's just clint or not clint but fucking tim is a uh like a 0.99

00:58:08.580 single millionaire saying that so it does come off as tone deaf which obviously that's not an argument 0.99

00:58:13.220 against him but i do think it's a cost benefit now no uh well i mean if we're going by marx's

00:58:18.820 class theory sure but uh i don't know i just i think it's a cost benefit analysis for some people

00:58:23.300 if you can you should and i think you should help people that are in positions that think they can't

00:58:27.540 to make it so they can if you can but you're not gonna get everyone and just be saying don't comply 0.98

00:58:31.940 don't comply don't comply for some people are just gonna be like well fuck you uh cool like you're not 0.98

00:58:36.980 helping anything if anything it comes off as like the gun people who are like they'll never take my 1.00

00:58:42.180 guns i'll fucking shoot them you're like okay well yeah i mean i mean like everything is a cost 0.92

00:58:47.700 benefit analysis right like like like we probably like we pay taxes right so it's like because the 1.00

00:58:54.660 alternative is right yeah you you're gonna get thrown in prison essentially you'll be your own 0.93

00:59:00.020 shit we all pay taxes yeah that's why i'm saying all of us pay it 100 mr fed man however i mean i do i 0.97

00:59:09.060 i mostly agree with tim on this or tim's point was essentially that if people continue to comply 0.98

00:59:15.220 this should is never going to end like you have to end it by not complying i also agree there i mean

00:59:20.260 i'm just i'm not looking at this in a binary sense i think you know those who can should and i think 0.99

00:59:25.140 having a reasonable understanding of those who can't comes off better than just being an idiot 0.99

00:59:30.100 screaming don't comply because i mean some people are going to and it'd be better off you know this is 0.98

00:59:34.420 something magnificent videos talked about it's creating and there's had been some people have

00:59:37.380 been talking about it like mutual aid then they're able to get people on the fringes who don't think

00:59:41.460 they can do it you give them you know some avenue of support which is perfectly consistent with

00:59:46.100 libertarian values like sounds like communism jose gellison comes out in favor of communism

00:59:52.740 you know because communism is when we do things together right guys literally that's what it is 0.97

00:59:58.180 communism all it is is consent yeah it's a gay orgy yeah i i kind of i i do get where you're coming 0.99

01:00:04.740 from because i i remember i was i was in a fucking argument with a fucking uh a trump supporter at the 0.99

01:00:10.100 height of the covid pandemic when everybody was having to wear masks and i'm in new jersey and so you 0.96

01:00:16.420 know you had you had to wear you still some places still make you wear masks um but i remember i was

01:00:23.460 this is like at the height of the pandemic and they and i was saying something i'm like i mentioned in

01:00:28.100 this story i was like yeah i had to put my mask on to go grocery shopping and they're like you wear a

01:00:31.700 mask and i'm like yeah i have to and they're like why don't you just walk in there without a mask and

01:00:37.380 i'm like because they won't let you in because i've seen people get kicked out and i like milk yeah

01:00:43.380 they're like they're like i you shouldn't comply because that's how they gain their power and i'm like

01:00:48.260 what am i gonna do not eat what am i gonna do i mean you do what you can that's what i'm saying it's

01:00:53.460 not this black and gray or black and white because they say with the mass stuff like i pretty much would

01:00:57.780 never wear a mask until i was asked to and if that i'm in florida there was a period of time so

01:01:04.180 it's different you know obviously someone in cali is gonna be way different but yeah you know i think

01:01:07.460 you should like i mean i'm not one of those like property rights people that's like if someone lays

01:01:11.460 down the rules you have to do that otherwise you're breaking the nap like no that's retarded 0.98

01:01:14.900 if i go into go into publics and don't wear a mask and it's a rule like in florida it says on

01:01:19.780 most of them wear your mask no one does actually yeah it does is that a property rights violation no

01:01:25.140 because it's a rule that they're not enforcing and property rights are something that needs to

01:01:28.820 be enforced and i'm kind of of the opinion that if you don't enforce your property rights sure you 0.96

01:01:32.900 can say their property rights or whatever but then they're like who gives a flying fuck because 0.97

01:01:36.340 you're not doing shit about it jose you you have the name of a mexican but you wear the glasses 0.97

01:01:41.780 frames of a white man and i'm very confused that's right you're confusing me ethnically ambiguous is 0.95

01:01:48.340 the way to go you know with bangs slightly under the bill of the cap he's he's the uh he's the

01:01:54.980 rachel dolezal of our group oh very good you know what yeah i don't mind her anymore because at least

01:01:59.940 she was like like she was trans before any other trans oh yeah oh yeah she 100 she she she was before 0.96

01:02:06.660 the curve like she she she hit it and then like and then everybody like ragged on her but now like

01:02:12.580 no like i actually saw a tweet of hers the other day and somebody actually told her to come on our show

01:02:17.220 which i thought was really funny but i hadn't seen anything from her for years you know she has 0.95

01:02:21.620 the worst qualities of both white women and black women though where she's like loud in public and 1.00

01:02:26.020 is always on facetime in line and but like she's white so she's bitchy at home like yeah you know 1.00

01:02:32.740 that's you know that's what it is she all right guys i gotta go uh i told my wife i wasn't gonna be

01:02:37.780 here too long so i was just coming to save you all you were here for like 40 minutes yeah i'm gonna get 1.00

01:02:43.540 laid tonight all right man you want to go back to your bald pussy go get that bag yeah that's all 1.00

01:02:51.140 i got go get that fag go check out what's your twitter twitter at 2020 no way jose you probably just 1.00

01:02:57.780 type in no way jose you'll find me right now i'm a silly fucking picture of me as a doctor that 0.99

01:03:02.820 fucking dicky made so i don't want to subscribe to no way jose where jose can tell you about how 0.94

01:03:08.500 he's complying and how everyone should comply it's a really everyone should comply you know 0.99

01:03:13.860 property rights since you know we're you're everyone has property i don't know i can't

01:03:18.820 make up even a bullshit status argument but all right i'll see you guys see ya

01:03:25.060 dude so broadcast oh don't do that

01:03:30.980 zach so you you were telling us before that so whenever you're on instagram but you got really

01:03:35.860 big there but it was big for like conspiracy stuff stuff yeah so my first episode was about

01:03:42.260 like the the history of epstein and like his ties to the you know the massad and the ties to the cia

01:03:50.420 and how you know very early on you know the oss into the development of the cia they use the mob

01:03:58.340 uh to to you know for for espionage operations things like that so i that was my first episode

01:04:05.380 and then i just kind of like i would go back and forth from like current events to conspiracy

01:04:10.260 and then so that attracted like when i because i for like the first 40 episodes i didn't have any

01:04:17.620 guests on my show and i didn't go on anyone else's show and then i i didn't understand why my audience

01:04:22.260 wasn't i'm like i don't how does this and then i realized oh i have to talk to others which is you know

01:04:28.900 that's that sucks yeah but it's the same with toad and dating women right yeah i have to talk to 0.99

01:04:38.820 them what it's like wait i have to speak to you yeah no well i'm gonna show you my dick and then 1.00

01:04:45.540 that's it like you i was basically the tinder of podcasts where you didn't you just had to stay in 0.99

01:04:50.260 your room and fucking swipe that's what i was doing you weren't messaging anybody no i wasn't 0.99

01:04:56.260 i was matching i was message i was matching with people who i clearly knew were fake profiles and 0.99

01:05:00.900 they were way too hot for me then i would just show my friends and be like see

01:05:06.180 but yeah then i just started like it's so my first guests were like

01:05:11.700 and i didn't even know what q anon was but my first guests were like q anon people

01:05:16.180 and then they started saying so i had them on my show and they were saying crazy 0.99

01:05:20.180 shit i'm like wait hold on you're saying trump is army crawling underground and pulling rape 0.99

01:05:28.180 victims up children and bringing them to safety is that what you're that's what you're telling me 1.00

01:05:33.220 and they're like yes and i'm like i didn't know any of that

01:05:38.420 but wait is that actually something that they would say it happened

01:05:40.980 that would be really funny if that was that it's a it's a it's true that's the approximate

01:05:47.380 narrative at this well let me help toad it's not true but that is basically what they believe

01:05:51.460 i watched this entire documentary on q anon and it was remarkable turns out do you guys did

01:05:55.860 you guys see the documentary no you're talking about the one on hbo i lived it i lived it

01:06:01.860 wait trump doesn't have a trump underground railroad for uh child rape victims yeah no i don't think

01:06:08.180 so uh but the the guy who runs hn as they're like their programming guy this little asian dude 1.00

01:06:14.660 he is q oh no no no he's he's um wrong what's his name ron watkins or something yeah so i knew um

01:06:23.460 a person who that's not an asian who talked to him after the hbo documentary came out

01:06:30.340 and she had him on on her podcast and he said that it was bannon he thought it was bannon and a 0.52

01:06:37.140 a fucking like algorithm called like steven an ai algorithm out of out of that makes total sense 0.92

01:06:43.620 that it would be an ai that honestly this makes the most sense for the longest time if you if you 0.97

01:06:49.140 guys watch this documentary it is so iron clad that it's this fucking ron guy so right there it's 0.96

01:06:56.180 fucking ron whatever his name is his his ad on twitter used i think he's banned yeah he is 0.97

01:07:02.100 now but his his uh his his app his handle was code monkey yeah yeah and if you so if you followed 0.99

01:07:10.580 it like he was a he was he was a weirdo he's a weird little asian and that's fine and i don't 1.00

01:07:15.780 have any problem with that we'll see how he's a weird little chink i'm i'm saying like the whole 1.00

01:07:22.740 thing to me see i thought i thought it was uh i thought it was a intelligence operation to try to

01:07:30.420 infiltrate online conspiracy communities and subvert them and and kind of dismantle their their

01:07:39.700 credibility in the mainstream because there was a guy cast sunstein he was a former obama administration

01:07:46.260 official who had written a a theory on on conspiracy theorist communities while he was in the obama

01:07:56.420 administration during the obama administration about how you have to go in and kind of you know

01:08:02.260 you have to infiltrate these these communities from within and you have to corrupt them and make them 0.99

01:08:08.020 seem you know crazy and i thought for sure that was that i still think it is kind of i think there could

01:08:16.420 be there could be funding because they said that hn was not turning a profit neither was 4chan which is

01:08:21.380 where the q anon movement began and then it migrated to 8chan and then 8chan is basically

01:08:26.100 just for q people like that's it and the guy who owns it says that he wasn't turning a profit on this

01:08:31.620 thing and i'm just thinking to myself like and and then they they go how are you funding this he's

01:08:35.220 like oh i have other businesses and then they show him and he's in like uh wasn't there's like some

01:08:39.940 retard in a wheelchair though too it was oh yeah yeah he was he was also a program no it's true toady 0.99

01:08:45.380 this all sounds made up no i know it's i know what you're thinking it's not you need to read

01:08:51.940 this is a great super chat uh tyler uh tyler janky is asking a long time listener first time

01:09:00.260 caller is it true he was ron jeremy no he was ben roethlisberger actually

01:09:08.180 we know it's not ron jeremy because ron jeremy is anything but little so

01:09:11.460 it's just he's certainly not he's certainly not asian and he's already in jail accused of rape

01:09:17.220 which is fascinating i mean we could start the rumor that ron watkins was a rapist i don't give a 0.99

01:09:23.620 fuck like he's probably a rapist dude it is i don't give a fuck if you're q you also have raped 0.99

01:09:31.860 ron jeremy actually runs 12 chan so 1.00

01:09:38.020 so like uh god damn it but that's how but that's how so so that's to circle back that's how i got

01:09:44.020 into the like that oh jen jen saki in the in the stream welcome jen jen saki's in the stream yeah 0.96

01:09:51.860 you're circling back anyways it was oh yeah i understand i would have read in my head um

01:09:57.380 yes but that's how that's how i got a following on instagram i just was and the thing was too

01:10:05.140 you know what's crazy so for the longest time i had just trump followers at the time i didn't

01:10:10.580 process i was like oh these are just trump listeners who like to hear me make fun of liberals they like

01:10:16.500 it and then i did a an episode which is no longer available beer it'll be uh available behind the paywall 0.99

01:10:22.660 soon um i respect the hustle it was called fucking pussy and it was and it was me for 1.00

01:10:33.220 like this was maybe this was on trump's way out and he didn't pardon julian assange so for about 45 0.99

01:10:39.620 minutes i just was just ripping into trump like bad like call like accusing him of crazy 0.98

01:10:48.980 shit of nuking the ukraine like i would i said crazy shit but i basically i was like saying like 0.99

01:10:55.300 you're a horrible person you should commit suicide um and then i lost like 50 of my audience i'm i'm 1.00

01:11:02.660 stunned that the q people didn't stick around as you yeah and then yeah and then like for the next like 1.00

01:11:10.340 three weeks i'm like this is odd this is odd i'm not getting as much uh listenership this is not

01:11:16.020 not getting in the audience that i used to and then i kind of like maybe like two months after

01:11:20.900 that i'm like oh yeah no because the only people that i was having on my show and that were willing

01:11:25.940 to talk to me at the time who knew who i was we're just queuing on people and i i'm not gonna like i'll 0.69

01:11:31.380 talk to fucking anybody i'm shit i talked to a proud boy once that's also zach are you are you 0.99

01:11:35.300 playing along or are you actually slow i am slow okay okay because like you're acting like you didn't 0.99

01:11:42.260 know what q anon was and then you didn't know that insulting trump would lose you the q base

01:11:47.140 and it took a couple months to figure it out like so here's what it was i guess

01:11:53.620 i guess i i it took like it took me a few episodes talking to people who were in like

01:11:58.500 who believed in q anon to figure out exactly what it was because it's very complex because

01:12:01.540 it changes every single hour yeah because if you drop i mean like as as soon as they're proven

01:12:06.660 wrong a new thing happens right they're like oh right trump's back uh trump's back in in august

01:12:12.100 and they're like my pillow guy comes out and says i just need a few more months and it's like so

01:12:15.460 everything changes constantly so it's very hard one of the funniest ones recently was did you see 0.92

01:12:19.540 the thing about jfk all that stuff about jfk jfk jr that shit was so funny okay so this is really funny 0.87

01:12:27.540 so this has happened like at what like two weeks ago i think it was i think it was like two saturdays 0.98

01:12:31.780 ago there's a group of dallas a bunch of people a bunch like it was like a couple hundred i think

01:12:38.340 got together in dallas and like lined up and they said that jfk jr he was the one that died in a plane

01:12:45.380 crash right yes they said he died in a plane crash toad that is that is mainstream propaganda

01:12:51.860 okay so they say jfk jr did not die in a plane crash he's actually been fighting the deep state

01:12:57.140 underground uh since then and actually by the way yeah with trump he got facial reconstruction

01:13:05.780 surgery so that he could go to trump rallies and stand behind him and they have photos of 0.92

01:13:09.620 him standing behind trump at a rally and this is like creepy looking fucking dude and they say that 0.94

01:13:14.180 it's jfk jfk isn't dead either he was just yes no that was no i'm not even like i'm not even like 0.96

01:13:21.140 that is another one of the things that they say that jfk and jfk jr both are fighting the deep state

01:13:26.420 jfk faked his own death somehow i'll give him jfk jr you're not going to convince me that they had

01:13:33.060 cgi like they did for the zapruder film i'm sorry jfk got got but oh okay so they all they all came to

01:13:40.900 dallas and they said at like 12 49 or whatever the the whatever time it was that jfk got assassinated

01:13:48.100 that jfk jr would show up that was just take putting on the zapruder film so so jfk jr

01:13:56.260 would show up at that time even though what was really weird is they didn't do it on the date of

01:14:02.020 the assassination they did it like a month earlier for some reason but he would still come with the

01:14:06.420 time which he never came and then they just but they still like jfk jr never showed up because he's

01:14:13.060 dead gullible people on earth by the way you know how how we're we're saying let's go brennan instead 0.97

01:14:17.380 of fuck joe biden how about instead of white power we start saying kyle power i like it i think that's 0.98

01:14:23.300 pretty i think that's pretty transparent i think that people what about some guy whose name is 0.99

01:14:29.060 kyle power this one guy named kyle power he's like what the fuck man that's what he that's what 1.00

01:14:37.140 he gets for having a racist name i think we should just run with it kyle power kyle kyle is a fucking 0.99

01:14:42.420 racist name so it was levi oh by the way someone did say this in the uh in the chat that you look like 0.99

01:14:47.700 the uh the pirate from dodgeball and now i can't yeah if you're gonna fucking come out 0.98

01:14:54.500 in this live chat you're gonna make unoriginal jokes listen he said he wanted to make a zach

01:14:59.860 brown band joke because also i don't this might not make any sense because i don't think you guys

01:15:04.020 introduced me by my name my name is zach brown nice to me i did we did we said zach brown was going

01:15:09.380 to be on the show listen this is neither here nor there listen listen to me listen to me he wanted to

01:15:14.100 make a zach brown band joke his con his out there i call them comrades said don't and you know what

01:15:20.820 they were right unfortunately you don't have very good friends because they said you look like steve

01:15:26.020 the pirate you know what hey cheers and also also about the steve the pirate thing what's that guy's 0.99

01:15:32.180 name in real life the actor no clue uh uh alan to dick is that his name yes he has two cocks actually 1.00

01:15:40.340 no yeah he has well he has two cocks and he has a vagina right above him he was the racist coach 1.00

01:15:46.660 in 42 so i would prefer to be known as a person who looks like the racist coach who is screaming the 1.00

01:15:56.820 n-word among myriad of scores at uh uh the guy who died jackie robertson jackie's the guy who played

01:16:04.340 him the guy who died oh uh chadwick boseman chadwick boseman yes i'd prefer to be known as the guy who

01:16:10.180 who screamed racial slurs at chadwick boseman thank you also uh as for as many uh duds jokes as

01:16:16.180 jackie does give they also give great ones like uh c kyle c kyle c kyle c kyle is a is a pretty good

01:16:24.500 one you could literally say back to back c kyle kyle power and and no one would even catch it

01:16:29.620 one of those is going to be the title too so dude let me tell you something you cannot put c kyle as

01:16:37.300 the title immediately no no but it's it's c kyle it's c kyle c kyle you can say that and anybody who's

01:16:47.300 a fan will know and here's the thing here's the thing first of all what i can tell you about the guy

01:16:52.740 who made that joke he eats potato bread he breathes heavily outside out of his nose he's a deep

01:16:57.860 exhaler and that's fine because i think it's my father i think my father's listening to this

01:17:02.580 uh he's he's he's craft american singles on potato bread with miracle whip and that's fine

01:17:12.260 if he's feeling crispy you throw a tomato on there that's not

01:17:15.620 no never possibly possibly oscar meyer bologna he didn't even like the ham i didn't even like the

01:17:20.580 turkey of the ham we had to do bologna because that's the worst cut of the pork and he he goes 0.94

01:17:24.740 the opposite of muslims he's like we need the worst thing of the worst animal that the muslims don't 1.00

01:17:30.660 like so we're gonna do we're gonna do bologna we're gonna we're gonna you know and he's a and 1.00

01:17:34.580 again he's a patriot is your dad pushing three bills yeah he's a beast he's a beast 0.64

01:17:41.620 he's an obese man he's a former policeman works in evidence now works for the da

01:17:46.420 of south dakota right the da or the uh the ag of south dakota who uh was texting and driving and

01:17:52.740 hit a person and killed them and nothing happened to him nothing happened i thought this was a call

01:17:57.700 back to reed coverdale's accident i was so thrilled dude i'm not kidding you he hit

01:18:03.460 reed coverdale and clint russell and nothing happened to him it's so crazy and you know what's

01:18:08.340 crazy you know what the best part about it is i swear to god this was like dick cheney's defense

01:18:13.460 he hit the guy and went home after he hit him and he's like i thought it was a deer 0.85

01:18:21.460 like i shot him and you're like yeah i thought i was shooting a deer sorry it's like i also like

01:18:26.660 the uh bring back the jfk uh which is the one that which kennedy was it that uh ran off into the pond or

01:18:33.380 lake or something and that's exactly what i was thinking too yeah he yeah he drove off the dock like

01:18:39.140 he went in the opposite direction than what he said he was going to go because he was supposed to go

01:18:42.500 back to like the main part of the island of martha's vineyard or whatever and yeah drove off

01:18:48.020 the dock with that chick uh in his car i guess got out of the car came back and then like i think

01:18:52.980 he wound up just walking back to his hotel yeah he walked back and then they were just like oh i

01:18:58.020 thought you got out he had to swim to get to his hotel because he had to take a ferry to get back to

01:19:02.500 that part of the island because chappaquinnick is separated from it by water amazing i texted her i

01:19:08.420 told her to meet me back at the hotel room i don't know what happened to her that's insane

01:19:12.180 i thought she was being rude i thought she was angry dude i paid good money for her and she didn't even 1.00

01:19:17.940 get up to my room like what the fuck clint i know i told you this when we did our episode 0.99

01:19:24.100 together but you seriously you look like you're in fucking cape town you look like you're in 0.99

01:19:28.340 fucking french guiana i don't know where you are and you said that you're like somewhere in florida 0.98

01:19:32.660 i don't believe those are two very different places i think this is yeah but i'm in french guy 0.99

01:19:38.500 i'm in miami bro i know but listen when any time i'm in miami puppy no i don't no no thank you

01:19:45.860 um there's none of that okay the one mexican that you guys like is gone no more okay it just looks 0.89

01:19:53.460 like a it looks like a town like i look in the backdrop and i see a city but i see a city full of

01:20:00.020 full of very poor poor people and that's miami yeah yeah i guess those those tiny houses behind 0.99

01:20:07.540 me are million dollar houses like easy no i i thought i was seeing a skyline i can't really

01:20:12.340 fucking tell i really don't clint so elizabeth my wife is a great a lot of people know she's usually in 0.99

01:20:18.980 the chat she's already mad at me because i made statements tonight that i'm gonna have to go and 0.97

01:20:23.060 uh fix make it off this episode but uh she wants to move to texas and i kind of want to move to 0.95

01:20:32.900 florida anywhere i kind of want to move to florida so i want clint to try to uh persuade her and me

01:20:40.580 to move to florida instead of texas if i move to florida will she agree to it oh that's a good idea

01:20:46.820 toad is their gay best friend wait so where where are i know where you where you are clint where 0.90

01:20:51.380 we're okay i'm in alabama you're in alabama okay we're like he's like right in the cusp though 0.98

01:20:56.740 i'm i'm literally i'm literally i can i can piss and hit florida he's ready that you know you know 0.98

01:21:02.260 alabama comes down it looks like a dick that kind of was like cleaved a little bit further than that 0.99

01:21:06.580 it should have been or something you know what i'm talking about like a circumcision malpractice case 0.99

01:21:11.060 yeah it's gone yeah mobile bay is there he's on the side of that i'm pretty sure like the

01:21:16.580 immediate aftermath of female genital mutation hey so do you want to give him my uh my zip code 0.99

01:21:22.100 maybe my uh my address too please let's dox him again fuck it uh all right i'll get i'll make my 0.98

01:21:31.780 best pitch for you i don't know dude i'm sorry i don't have a great pitch for you i don't know if 0.96

01:21:36.660 florida is going to be better because here's the thing a lot of people think florida is is you know

01:21:40.900 there's supremacy here because we have a governor who is actively opposing the federal maneuvers

01:21:47.540 there's white supremacy yes there's also white supremacy which is a huge plus but it it does put

01:21:54.160 a target on desantis and it does make it that if if the federal government ever decides to go

01:21:58.980 real real ham like they're probably going to go after florida before they do texas so i think that's

01:22:04.040 an interesting variable that's probably the only negative i think for florida over texas because

01:22:08.800 otherwise i think i think florida are there more um of our people in florida or texas i don't know

01:22:17.140 honestly there are more people in texas than florida is that right i don't know now because

01:22:23.640 huge huge population in both i don't know i didn't mean i didn't mean i didn't mean like

01:22:28.000 popular i just meant like our people liberty people is what i meant that's what i was talking about

01:22:32.580 like i think there's probably slightly more in texas but there i'm telling you people sleep on the

01:22:37.200 amount of like psychotically freedom-oriented floridians there are like like the gun-toting

01:22:43.220 dudes like the dudes that would actually kyle rittenhouse like though there's a lot of yes

01:22:47.620 but by our people i mean white people where are the white people at that's where i want to where

01:22:52.880 where are they well there's a lot of my knowledge gentlemen okay i'll tell you where the white people

01:22:58.760 are south dakota first of all they're all in my contacts no thanks thank you very much

01:23:04.660 they're all in south dakota man no seriously do you do this is slept on as something that could

01:23:13.040 have potential for a liberty state south dakota for real because there's the perfect mix of people who

01:23:18.440 the south dakota uh voted for recreational marijuana use most people wouldn't think that they would 0.77

01:23:25.480 right they're conservative every single fucking year except they the one time they voted for 0.98

01:23:29.920 fucking tim johnson and he had a stroke so people like you know he doesn't matter so he talks weird 0.98

01:23:35.380 you're saying i don't matter sir no i'm not saying that i'm i'm not saying you don't matter because 0.99

01:23:43.440 you had a stroke i'm saying you don't matter because you have a gamer chair okay

01:23:45.980 but i'm saying there is potential there because not a lot of people are moving there a lot of people

01:23:52.100 are moving to like texas and florida and you know like austin's done it's gone it's full of 0.95

01:23:57.460 gross people and fucking needles but south dakota is you've got rapid city you've got sioux falls you've 0.98

01:24:03.860 got two pretty decent sized cities yeah um sioux falls is a little more liberal than rapid city but 0.99

01:24:10.540 it's uglier women what uglier women though sioux falls is better than rapid but yes it's it's a 1.00

01:24:19.300 it's also you got no blacks in your contacts but no hot women and i'll tell you i know this is 1.00

01:24:24.900 clint's and this is probably mine too it's cold as fuck man i mean i'm just like i'm not even gonna 0.99

01:24:29.120 i'm a little bitch about it like i like i remember uh i think um just know donald was like ragging on 0.98

01:24:35.300 people for not moving to new hamster because it's like libertarians don't know how to wear a jacket 0.99

01:24:39.280 like yeah it's like it yeah you need a little bit more than a jacket to live in fucking 0.90

01:24:43.220 let me let me tell you something first of all you're used to it but not only not only do i 0.91

01:24:49.380 fantasize and romanticize a cold weather western i romanticize a first of all my i like me being the

01:24:57.580 complexion that i am i try to cover up as much as my much of my skin as i can and so i look better in

01:25:03.800 a winter wardrobe i look better in a fall wardrobe so i am better looking in cold weather states

01:25:10.240 yeah right so think about that for a second basically you just said you're white

01:25:15.660 i said that i'm white i said that i'm irish i said that i'm blotchy i said that you know there's you

01:25:21.960 know there's like i have sandpaper he's unfit statesman he's unfit statesman for a reason unfit i 0.69

01:25:28.340 mean so he can hide it he can hide it in some hoodies hide it in some uh in some kind of big coat

01:25:34.940 but the face but the face is still i think your pale skin is elegant personally uh as a fellow

01:25:42.020 pale skinner yeah well listen it's well you know it is supreme um wait hold on toad where where are 0.98

01:25:50.940 you at though you didn't tell me where you're at hold up let me guess are you in fucking like 0.98

01:25:54.740 weird like you're probably in massachusetts yes no yeah oh you're in massachusetts yes yeah 0.96

01:26:04.760 he's stalking me that's how i know hold on actually first of all first of all is that

01:26:13.440 okay so is the hat you have on a red socks hat it is yeah okay there's two for two so so here's what i

01:26:21.780 will say you're not nearly as aggressive in situations that don't call for it as most of

01:26:26.140 your fellow you know mass holes sure i'm a yeah i'm a mass hole i mean you haven't seen me drive 0.99

01:26:33.080 but yeah well and also you don't have that um you know mentally retarded disgusting accent 0.99

01:26:39.160 i worked hard to get rid of it actually it's yeah yeah and and some people are like proud of it and 0.99

01:26:44.880 they should be hitting the teeth no i'm surrounded by people that uh sound like retards yeah toad could 1.00

01:26:50.760 you dust it off and and talk like a bostonian for the next 10 minutes yeah pretend you're from 0.97

01:26:56.660 southey for like dude yeah for the final 10 minutes of the podcast southey here's just talk 0.98

01:27:02.340 talk about how much you hate black people just for like 10 minutes here's the scenario it's boston

01:27:08.180 garden 1986 all right no no this is not first of all first of all here's the scenario okay here's 0.98

01:27:14.300 scenario okay you are larry bird's attorney you're larry bird's attorney okay larry bird is accused of

01:27:23.320 murdering three people in kenosha wisconsin what was he doing there nobody knows okay but larry bird's

01:27:30.840 from indiana though he crossed it doesn't matter he's the greatest boston celtic of all time how dare 0.99

01:27:39.420 you i hate larry bird what oh bro i'm i'm genuinely offended that's like some race trader shit right 0.99

01:27:48.140 there he's the greatest white basketball player my grandmother met him oh she blow up your father 0.99

01:27:54.460 i i met him that's why i met him that's why my grandmother met him and she was she was no fan

01:28:01.520 of native americans so i don't know what that

01:28:03.620 unrelated but interesting massachusetts has the has the only native american senator kid

01:28:12.100 we got we got we got elizabeth warren we got pocahontas oh i forget yes

01:28:17.540 can we talk for a second about how incredibly unattractive larry bird is like oh yeah oh yeah

01:28:24.040 face made for podcasting if ever there was one i thought i thought for sure you were going to say 0.81

01:28:28.620 can we talk for a second about how incredibly unattractive native americans are 0.99

01:28:32.300 elizabeth warren is one she's fucking i don't think i've seen honestly actually you make a good point 1.00

01:28:39.260 there i don't think i've seen one attractive native american person i'm trying to think so no so 0.99

01:28:44.280 it was hot as no there's there's they're actually so in south like if you are in a

01:28:49.520 firewood oh met south kota is full of native american people oh yeah you were talking about

01:28:53.180 not the ones on the reservation they're they're but see that's just because all the white people 0.99

01:28:58.100 in south dakota are hideous no way dude the the native american chicks they all have like big bones 1.00

01:29:03.060 and shit they're fucking ugly what what a bizarre statement i love it i love totally ignorant racism 1.00

01:29:11.300 he's just taking he's like they have the extra bone and you're like no that's not even the right 1.00

01:29:18.860 one i hate native americans with their huge dicks and how they can jump higher than me i was gonna 0.99

01:29:25.420 talk about winter's bone earlier because you just talked about uh winter themed westerns where they 1.00

01:29:29.560 have gay sex i think winter's bone is probably one of those that's not a western at all 0.99

01:29:34.240 what are you talking about god damn it to winter's what winter's winter's bone i think it's about 1.00

01:29:39.320 winter's bone is that about gay dudes fucking in the snow or no it's you're the only one that would 1.00

01:29:44.700 know that talk with a boston accent already damn it yes please finish out with a boston accent we 1.00

01:29:52.000 have like five minutes left yes just finish it here's what i want you to do this is this is this is the 0.95

01:29:57.860 genuine okay this is you are you know a gross person who grew up in boston yeah and you're slightly

01:30:07.400 drunk as you always are at the south shore outside of the city kid and and you're you're you're you're 0.56

01:30:14.140 trying to explain you're desperately trying to explain to your friends about how you had a dream a very

01:30:21.060 realistic dream about how you owned an apartment in amsterdam and how a person knocked on your door

01:30:26.460 and you opened it and he claimed to be a turkish prince and he needed to he claimed that turkey

01:30:32.280 had now taken over amsterdam and he now needs to raid your apartment for any illicit substances

01:30:37.420 illegal by turkish law and then he entered your apartment and he took out seven uh big buckets of

01:30:44.180 whey protein and you just had to watch him uh carry them out of your apartment that's what i want you to 0.76

01:30:49.560 do all in a boston accent go i i don't fucking remember anything you're saying you're saying 0.94

01:30:59.280 you're saying that i was in amsterdam you'd never make it in hollywood kid 0.87

01:31:03.060 i don't know i was in amsterdam some turkish prince came through and i can't even do that

01:31:10.700 that is what he's i don't think you're from boston i can't do it anymore dude i don't think 0.91

01:31:17.960 you're from boston i think you're a fucking cia agent yeah you just got caught by the way uh 0.99

01:31:25.040 tyler janky did uh say one of my favorite bird stories ever where he uh they um i think it was 0.99

01:31:30.280 the hawks it was i think it was the hawks put a white guy to guard him and he literally he looked

01:31:35.400 at the coach like he dropped like 30 on that dude and he looked at the coach and he said and he was

01:31:39.640 like i feel disrespected that you put a white guy on me it's just like because he was like i want a

01:31:44.120 black guy or then i think later on in that game also he looked at the coach again and he said you

01:31:49.420 have anybody on that bench that can guard me and the coach looked down at his bench looked back to 0.97

01:31:53.740 bird and shook his head no which i think is one of the most awesome fucking things i mean these are 0.87

01:31:59.780 all the words you have to say to like get the boston accent to come out you got to say like god and 0.99

01:32:04.000 retarded and shit like that you know what i mean just talk about retarded god 0.99

01:32:08.540 this isn't so hard just do it retarded gods that played at the boston garden 1.00

01:32:14.980 there you go you're getting it i feel like i could do a better boston accent than you this is very 0.99

01:32:19.860 concerning i don't get fucking cock around there kid you i could see you on the set of the other 0.99

01:32:25.620 guys right now that's how good you're doing toad yeah do mark walberg if he was on the 9-11 flights 0.99

01:32:31.800 well if i was doing mark walberg i would be more racist than i am so punch a vietnamese guy's eye 0.97

01:32:38.240 eye out do it i'd be i'd be i'd be throwing rocks at a nine-year-old black girl 1.00

01:32:43.000 that's such a fucking obscure reference i absolutely love it oh wait he punched it wait he punched a 0.98

01:32:49.200 vietnamese guy yeah oh yeah oh i totally missed that whenever i think of vietnamese guy i always 0.95

01:32:55.280 think of theo vaughn uh on joe rogan podcast saying that if they were ever in a plane crash on a deserted

01:33:02.540 island he would eat a vietnamese guy first he would find the closest vietnamese man and eat him 0.97

01:33:08.380 because he thinks vietnamese people are forgiving people and then he would understand that theo vaughn

01:33:14.760 would eat them i god i just love theo vaughn so much we need theo vaughn on this show so bad by the way

01:33:19.460 oh god no clint clint you need to yeah i'll put another thing ten thousand dollars ten thousand dollars

01:33:26.480 all right done with kyle rittenhouse on the same before before we go clint is that one or is that

01:33:33.340 100 true you would give kyle rittenhouse ten thousand dollars to come on your podcast yes

01:33:37.460 retarded god is what i said not god guard god bro bro just for the record that i knew i could make 0.88

01:33:47.040 the offer without him ever taking me up on it because he's going to get offered hundreds of thousands of 0.98

01:33:51.060 dollars to go on a show right you but i would i would gladly pay 10 days he's at a fucking day 0.99

01:33:58.520 dude every time he just comes on just to plug his show and leave it's brilliant actually 0.65

01:34:04.860 right again is it time to go or yeah yeah we're literally like i mean you came in just in time 0.95

01:34:14.520 to like plug your new twitter and then get the fuck out of here wait he's like he's like just so you 0.90

01:34:19.680 know it's at naturalist cap on twitter anyways great episode gents i'm gonna not add reed in 0.88

01:34:27.000 the description this time no credits wait did you guys want to hear why i hate larry bird no okay no

01:34:34.180 all right reed reed reed tweeted something earlier today he was like on my way to san jose and i'm like

01:34:41.440 obama better drone he better find a way to drone that fucking place i don't know what you said reed i don't 0.99

01:34:48.100 know where you said but i remember hating the location that you were going where are you at 0.99

01:34:52.640 sioux falls

01:34:54.480 reed where are you sorry flagstaff flagstaff arizona there's a lot all right

01:35:04.080 if the denny's there that's all it basically probably is it's america's diner

01:35:09.540 yeah there's not a ton here i feel like the only guy that can go entire weeks without showering and

01:35:16.000 i still want to bang him dude this is the best i've ever seen him look actually his hair looks

01:35:22.060 actually really nice right now the beard the beard is coming in the beard is coming in great that's 0.99

01:35:27.760 that's just because it's dark and he has the afterglow from the uh sex that he just had yeah 0.99

01:35:31.920 dude reed's got muffler face fucking yeah it's all fucking no it's not going any which way it just 1.00

01:35:40.640 kind of looks like is that like when you like i don't know blow into a dude's asshole or something 1.00

01:35:45.240 like what are we talking about it's just when you it's when you it's when you silence something that 0.98

01:35:50.300 that drives something forward is what i think it is all right reed just get just give your just 1.00

01:35:57.420 give your fucking plugs and then we can get the fuck out of here i know that's what you came on to do 1.00

01:36:01.440 i am at naturalist cap on twitter uh great show 1.00

01:36:06.320 fine read yet naturalist yeah five dollars

01:36:14.520 biblarian currently five dollars and this is the only marginally worse than reed's usual podcast

01:36:19.740 quality which is so true dude you should have you should have seen how bad the quality was

01:36:26.380 when i did reed's show because i did it from my phone and in this in the chat they were like

01:36:33.480 can't hear you can't nope and he put it up anyway and i was like all right just do it

01:36:38.280 and then he and then he and then he i remember he was like do plugs and then i said two things

01:36:44.260 and then got sidetracked and then started doing more plugs and then he just ended

01:36:47.860 dude uh fucking reed was like uh well jose said hey i know i lost my i lost my account and i really 0.99

01:36:56.840 want the dave follow back and reed was like don't worry bro i got you and i was like hey man can i can 0.97

01:37:02.860 i get that dave follow too back i really want that dave by the way i'm in it by the way i'm in the group

01:37:10.600 chat where reed asked dave for that and he only asked for jose and not for you 0.98

01:37:15.620 god damn it reed 0.97

01:37:24.980 we need to get into that group chat i broke red with you reed 0.99

01:37:31.680 it's just a threesome anyways uh i am at liberty lockpot on twitter liberty lockdown on youtube

01:37:38.300 itunes spotify google podcast your mother your sister your father i'm in your i'm in your loins

01:37:44.360 you're pregnant boom it's a baby here we go liberty lockdown i'm out what's the what's the uh but no

01:37:49.780 wait wait who's the next you had you've been having pretty crazy guests on your show who's next today i

01:37:56.340 had on guy swan to talk about bitcoin and the coming uh death of fiat globally that was fascinating

01:38:00.820 a really really good conversation and then tomorrow i have the five-time mma champion of the world

01:38:06.360 jake shields is on so that's gonna be awesome shit yeah and jessica vaughn was on last week and not 0.78

01:38:11.680 nearly enough people watch that on youtube she is way too hot for you to be listening to it on audio 1.00

01:38:15.960 what are you fucking gay i heard that i thought you were gonna say way too hot for michael mouse 1.00

01:38:20.320 oh possibly 1.00

01:38:23.700 zach plug away man um at unfit statesman on all 0.97

01:38:30.160 social medias um just to twitter and instagram and then yeah apple podcasts rock finn you're horrific 0.98

01:38:42.140 at plugging your show yeah i know i'm bad listen i don't like bragging but listen i'm a fucking genius 1.00

01:38:49.420 and people will find me if they want me i do i do numbers i don't need to plug in your stupid 0.99

01:38:57.540 little fucking show i do numbers i think i understand why he only had q anon listeners 0.99

01:39:02.060 yeah he's on soundcloud follow me on parlor 0.98

01:39:07.680 podcast spotify it's the normal shit not youtube i'm not on youtube the only thing i have on youtube 0.87

01:39:16.400 anymore is one episode where i debated a flat earther and then it got a little tense because i

01:39:21.880 accused him of being a holocaust denier that's that's why it's the only one that's still up there

01:39:27.800 what's wrong with being a holocaust denier i don't think there's anything wrong with it i just

01:39:31.440 accused him of it he chose to think that there was oh okay you were complimenting him and then

01:39:36.840 he took it as a dig i don't understand and i assume you're on 8chan as well yeah although

01:39:42.840 everywhere that you can find somebody who's not a huge fan of anybody who has a specific amount

01:39:47.560 of melanin i'm there so boston boston celtics fan uh chat you can find me at td garden really

01:39:58.960 he's like that's where i actually work at i uh i'm a janitor at td garden i just you can find me at

01:40:05.820 foxborough fenway by the way today i uh shout out to kobe bryant rip my my king 0.99

01:40:12.620 i passed 24 000 followers i felt a very i felt a kinship he raped a bitch no no he didn't 0.99

01:40:18.400 no he just he just pissed on her no he didn't do that either you're tremendously racist for saying 0.99

01:40:25.940 that that's crazy i can't remember dude i heard the funniest joke though it was just like imagine 0.86

01:40:31.600 you get to hell and you see kobe bryant's daughter there i was even confusing with r kelly i want to say 0.79

01:40:39.600 that ari shafir made that joke also like uh i think i saw about a podcast so he said something

01:40:44.460 about kobe bryant's daughter being in hell oh my god uh you can you can you can find me at funnier

01:40:52.380 than dave yeah i have a new my new uh twitter handle um and then our pot so again we're trying to set up

01:41:00.060 our discord we have we're trying to me and toad were talking about it on saturday we had a couple

01:41:04.820 things set up of like how we want to do a lot of bunch of fun things with it and plus

01:41:10.100 if we do put out a thing why are we why are we plugging this without it being established what

01:41:15.680 are we doing i'm not getting people ready for it because i'm just saying i'm saying we're getting

01:41:20.760 building the hype people have asked for discord and we're saying we're putting it together but we

01:41:27.120 just don't have it ready yet like we're we and we want to do certain things with it and i don't want 0.97

01:41:32.760 to open it up before those things are done you sound like fucking you're the spokesperson for the 0.98

01:41:37.400 biden administration it's like we want to do some things we're dealing with a lot of inflation but 0.96

01:41:44.520 we're going to need to print a lot more money and that's what our discord is all about yes printing

01:41:48.760 money so same with patreon but actually we're going to also maybe start a patreon maybe we'll keep it

01:41:55.740 super cheap and we're and the only thing is if you have any ideas of what we can do with a patron

01:42:00.480 because if we do make y'all pay for shit or have it have a option to pay for something we want to be 0.84

01:42:07.160 over abundance of content for you and make it totally totally worth it because i mean subscribe 0.99

01:42:13.120 to our patreon you can sleep with me you can punch dave and you can kick toe in the balls and you can 0.96

01:42:18.000 arm wrestle jose into whatever homoerotic pose you can deport jose if you want because i'm starting 0.95

01:42:25.180 i would we would start a patreon and i don't even subscribe to any patrons at all like i i haven't

01:42:31.040 like i don't do it i think it's kind of dumb i'm sorry i'm sorry for people that patreon but like i

01:42:36.460 this is a terrible pitch for our patreon what are you doing

01:42:39.860 i'm just saying we're working on these things they should be coming out uh hopefully soon we got 0.99

01:42:46.780 we're starting a patreon and if you use it you're stupid hey man all i know is i think we're gonna make 0.99

01:42:51.880 i'm gonna nag i'm gonna nag all of you fucking faggots you subscribe to our patreon we're not 1.00

01:42:59.240 gonna do anything for you just giving us free money you idiot we'll just put some tears up and 1.00

01:43:04.200 make them all different different dick sizes and then there you go and that's it light your money on 1.00

01:43:08.900 fire it'll be give you more like energy from that than anything we're gonna do for you honest to god 0.98

01:43:14.020 i think the best pitch for supporting us is that if you if you have fiat currency it is depreciating in

01:43:20.860 value so rapidly you might as well just send it to us so that dave can get his sex change and toad 0.98

01:43:26.020 can get that extra iq point and let's just let's just make this shit happen you know what i'm saying 0.98

01:43:29.940 i'm at i'm at the highest iq on the show no way yeah probably 140 you got me b bruh yes damn good 0.99

01:43:39.420 shit finish it out your high q uh 156 oh no wonder you're so fucking crazy awesome yeah i'm autistic 1.00

01:43:50.460 that's a boston 150s just yeah yeah that's true we're right on the curve here i'm an idiot savant 1.00

01:43:57.460 you are indeed jeez i'm i'm i'm told i'm yeah anaco toad on twitter yay he did it uh yeah 0.99

01:44:06.160 obviously follow tower power hour

01:44:08.740 and i i i think we're gonna uh mock claire on next week oh hell yeah i love how he says it's

01:44:18.120 over the top it's crazy i'm at liberty lack pad we out thanks zach thank you thanks everybody

01:44:24.860 thanks

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Tower Gang - November 17, 2021

Ep 44 - See Kyle w⧸ The Unfit Statesman

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