Tower Gang - Ep 45 - Mises Maui Mommy Milkers w⧸ Marc Clair

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00:00:30.900 What's up, retards?

00:00:32.400 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12.

00:00:35.120 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret.

00:00:38.200 Yeah.

00:00:39.060 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:42.160 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes.

00:00:44.320 And now.

00:00:46.480 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this,

00:00:49.540 and she needs to account for it.

00:00:51.220 White women must be stopped.

00:00:53.220 That's right.

00:00:54.280 Yeah.

00:00:56.360 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane.

00:01:00.680 What?

00:01:00.900 Your ass-to-penis ratio.

00:01:03.520 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck.

00:01:05.940 You said n***er.

00:01:06.880 Oh, Jesus.

00:01:08.160 Free!

00:01:09.860 Fat Dave, fuck you, man.

00:01:11.580 Free!

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00:01:13.100 Welcome, everybody, to another episode of Tower Gang.

00:01:19.080 As always, we've got Toad, Cole, a.k.a. Fat Dave, myself, Clint Russell from Liberty Lockdown,

00:01:25.560 and a special guest, weighing in at 345 pounds, defensive end for the Detroit Lions.

00:01:34.680 Lions of Liberty, now hear me roar.

00:01:36.660 Beats running out, but I got a bit more.

00:01:38.460 It's Mark Clare!

00:01:40.020 I just knocked water everywhere doing that click.

00:01:43.460 This is the perfect way to start the show.

00:01:45.200 It's very Tower Gang.

00:01:46.580 I make it electrocuted during this segment, so make history.

00:01:51.520 Your floor is not the only thing getting wet, big dog.

00:01:53.480 I think it's fine.

00:01:54.160 It's probably fine, right?

00:01:55.200 Just a couple wires, right?

00:01:56.480 I don't think they do anything.

00:01:57.800 Yeah, I need to tell my wife to get out of the chat to stop watching the show with Mark

00:02:02.180 in here, man.

00:02:02.880 Like, this is not good.

00:02:06.320 Mark's like, is it okay if I'm high coming into this?

00:02:08.360 Like, yeah, fine.

00:02:09.380 I don't think I asked.

00:02:12.180 I don't think it was in our post as a question.

00:02:14.420 She's like, I'm high.

00:02:18.320 Because I am not going to be able to get through this sober, so let's just hook it up.

00:02:24.260 I'm the only one.

00:02:25.100 Dude, I'm always sober on this.

00:02:28.320 I used to be drunk on it, now I'm sober.

00:02:31.620 We've had people on Delta 8 on it, though.

00:02:34.680 On shrooms.

00:02:35.620 On acid.

00:02:37.060 Oh, man.

00:02:37.460 Yeah, it's a shroom on acid, too.

00:02:38.660 I forgot that.

00:02:39.040 I forgot that.

00:02:39.760 Just McDonald's like acid.

00:02:42.540 I'm nothing compared to some of the vets.

00:02:44.120 The rest of us are high on retardation, so, I mean, we're all high.

00:02:50.300 Oh, man.

00:02:50.900 Oh, yeah.

00:02:51.300 Yeah, Elizabeth said that she bets you can wear the shit out of a man bun, and I feel

00:02:55.160 like that's totally true.

00:02:56.120 I'm capable of it, yes.

00:02:57.840 I don't typically do that performance art, but, you know, occasionally I will, you know,

00:03:04.120 sometimes you got to tie it back just to get it out of your way.

00:03:06.920 But the man bun is a different thing.

00:03:08.040 The man bun is, like, up here.

00:03:09.200 That I don't do.

00:03:09.820 But I'm sure I could nail it.

00:03:12.120 Mark looks like the dude that goes to the yoga studio and just fucks everything.

00:03:17.940 I would take that compliment.

00:03:20.860 Dude, if you know how to play guitar, at Penn State, you must have been just pulling in

00:03:25.620 mad bitches.

00:03:26.580 I did not know how to play guitar, to be honest with you.

00:03:28.220 Oh, man.

00:03:28.640 Or just even just have a guitar in your lap, and then just sit in the quad.

00:03:32.460 Oh, I can hold the shit out of one, yeah.

00:03:33.780 I can tap the audio.

00:03:36.460 I can strum that thing so it looks like I'm about to play a song and never actually start.

00:03:41.120 That's right.

00:03:41.400 And the girl's just coming.

00:03:41.980 Don't you guys want to hear Floyd?

00:03:44.920 The man bun would completely change, like, the vibe, though, and then it would look like

00:03:48.280 he was somebody who, like, got killed by Connor Rittenhouse.

00:03:52.900 Too early?

00:03:54.740 Speaking of, did anyone watch the interview tonight?

00:03:56.460 No.

00:03:58.800 Oh, was it with, uh,

00:03:59.780 Didn't he say something about, didn't he say something about BLM, like, uh, I support

00:04:04.040 BLM or something like that?

00:04:06.100 He did.

00:04:06.800 It was a very small segment of the show, but, um, that aside, very, very impressive young

00:04:12.540 man.

00:04:12.880 Like, seriously, I would highly encourage anybody that still thinks that he's some cold-blooded

00:04:17.960 assassin to watch it.

00:04:19.060 Like, the kid comes off like, uh, an Eagle Scout.

00:04:21.840 I mean, he's, he's a really, really impressive kid.

00:04:24.540 I think it's, it's sad that this is what had to, like, kind of bring his life into prominence

00:04:30.260 because I think that he's, he's, he could actually accomplish some things in life, believe

00:04:34.240 it or not.

00:04:34.960 Mark Clarifact, I, too, I'm an Eagle Scout.

00:04:37.500 I don't know if he really is, but I actually am.

00:04:39.640 No shit.

00:04:40.640 Yeah.

00:04:41.140 Talk about pulling ass.

00:04:42.200 I mean, Eagle Scouts is where it's at.

00:04:45.520 Yeah, exactly.

00:04:46.580 Different kind of ass than you normally.

00:04:49.620 That scout uniform makes all the panties drop.

00:04:51.580 I know it does.

00:04:52.300 You just roll up.

00:04:53.880 You're like, I can tie you up and get an ass from your Scoutmaster isn't really that impressive.

00:04:57.940 I was going to say, that's not pulling ass.

00:04:59.760 It's getting something pushed into your ass.

00:05:02.480 You know, it's my, I shouldn't, why not?

00:05:04.840 It's been in newspapers.

00:05:05.920 My Scoutmaster was actually, did actually have like a scandal about some kind of thing with

00:05:10.780 him?

00:05:11.000 I actually don't think he's, he's guilty though.

00:05:12.820 So, cause never touched me.

00:05:14.580 And if he could resist this, then come on.

00:05:17.100 I don't think he's, I don't think he's guilty.

00:05:18.800 He treated me way too good to be, uh, to be guilty.

00:05:22.080 Well, he might be, I don't think he's guilty.

00:05:25.220 He's the Jerry.

00:05:25.960 He never abused me.

00:05:27.320 I loved every second of it.

00:05:32.220 Cause, uh, we, we do know that, uh, Mark is familiar with the Sandusky thing being a,

00:05:36.140 uh, Penn state guy.

00:05:38.920 You're probably there around that.

00:05:40.780 When he got, when did you, when did you go to Penn state?

00:05:44.220 Like early 2000s?

00:05:45.660 98 to 02.

00:05:47.300 Okay.

00:05:47.700 Yeah.

00:05:47.880 Yeah.

00:05:48.040 So you, I mean, you were there when he was there.

00:05:50.340 Yeah.

00:05:50.840 And he didn't touch me either.

00:05:52.120 So it's just more evidence.

00:05:54.360 I think you were out of the age range.

00:05:56.200 You were out of the age range that he enjoys.

00:05:58.440 If you didn't touch me, you're innocent.

00:05:59.380 Well, I guess.

00:06:01.280 I'm starting to think that there's a lot of child rape that's occurring around Mark

00:06:06.300 Claire's seer.

00:06:08.680 He's around in the same circles.

00:06:10.740 I'm not, I'm not, I'm not getting raped and I'm not doing the raping, but it's happening

00:06:14.400 all around me.

00:06:14.900 I'm like, I think there's something going on here.

00:06:17.660 Mark seems to follow me around.

00:06:19.400 It's like Maxwell.

00:06:20.520 She's not, she's not guilty.

00:06:22.500 I was around her.

00:06:23.660 She was fine.

00:06:25.180 No one ever raped me.

00:06:26.200 I never saw, I never saw her with any underage kids.

00:06:28.800 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:06:30.780 Michael Jackson.

00:06:32.060 Same thing.

00:06:32.800 Never came here.

00:06:34.600 So you know how they use like.

00:06:36.040 Who I also think is innocent, by the way, it's sensing a theme.

00:06:38.440 I don't know why I think they're all innocent.

00:06:41.060 I just presume it and then go on that assumption.

00:06:44.240 Yeah.

00:06:44.480 A lot of times they'll use like a kid as like a decoy to lure, like the other kids in

00:06:49.100 lure the victims.

00:06:49.880 And maybe Mark was that kid.

00:06:52.360 I was the hot kid that brought the other kids to the dance.

00:06:55.020 Exactly.

00:06:55.380 Had the long hair back then.

00:06:59.220 I didn't actually have this hair to my thirties, believe it or not.

00:07:01.880 To my like, almost like mid thirties.

00:07:04.500 What is that?

00:07:04.960 Were you like clean cut, buzz cut, or like, like, you know.

00:07:07.620 Kind of, yeah.

00:07:08.940 Yeah.

00:07:11.060 Yeah, it wasn't pretty.

00:07:12.080 I'm waiting until my fifties to grow my hair out like you.

00:07:14.860 Yeah, that's the best time to start, they say.

00:07:19.280 You're going to get those vlogs or something.

00:07:20.860 Yeah, Tyler Yankee, Tyler Yankee of Liberty Podcast Review asks,

00:07:24.340 does Mark recommend mane and tail?

00:07:26.440 So.

00:07:27.900 He paid $4.99 to ask that?

00:07:31.040 You better answer it.

00:07:32.460 Yes.

00:07:33.720 Yes, I do.

00:07:35.940 Well, Tyler's a lawyer.

00:07:37.400 He has the money.

00:07:38.240 I actually just take ivermectin.

00:07:39.600 That's how my hair is sewn.

00:07:40.820 Of all the things to say, now we're going to get nuked.

00:07:44.680 We're going to jump in.

00:07:45.360 Oh, I said the word, shit.

00:07:46.580 You can't say that.

00:07:48.420 That's a good joke.

00:07:49.220 I have to build a stand-up comedy set for Sayulita.

00:07:51.800 I should write that one down.

00:07:52.900 But for now, we can say Kyle Rittenhouse did nothing wrong.

00:07:56.140 Or he did everything right, as I like to say.

00:07:59.140 I don't know.

00:07:59.660 Because Reed Coverdale got a 12-hour on Twitter for saying exactly that.

00:08:03.220 after the jury concluded that that was the case.

00:08:06.460 You still can't say it.

00:08:07.840 I'm literally writing a note, ivermectin for my hair.

00:08:10.360 And hopefully I'll have some idea what that means later.

00:08:12.820 I still don't know what the fuck mane and tail is.

00:08:14.420 I thought it was just like, I don't know, long-haired dudes having gay sex or something.

00:08:20.040 Again, nobody touched me.

00:08:21.740 But there was some things happening in the vicinity.

00:08:24.660 That's all I really know.

00:08:26.260 I called Kyle Rittenhouse an impressive and kind young man about 10 minutes ago.

00:08:31.240 So we'll see if I get nuked for that.

00:08:32.780 I don't know.

00:08:33.260 It's true.

00:08:34.080 Oh, shit.

00:08:34.620 Who knows?

00:08:35.480 Top Lobster.

00:08:35.920 There he is.

00:08:36.820 Oh, shit.

00:08:37.860 Coming in late.

00:08:38.460 There it is.

00:08:39.460 On top time.

00:08:40.900 Yeah, I'm literally, I'm doing a Reed Coverdale.

00:08:43.680 I got to be on Josh's show in like three minutes.

00:08:45.600 So I'm going to drop some plugs.

00:08:46.700 TopLobster.com.

00:08:49.880 Discount code ROAR for 10% off your order.

00:08:51.940 Oh, shit.

00:08:52.380 What's up, Mark?

00:08:52.940 How you doing, man?

00:08:53.520 I didn't know you was going to be here.

00:08:55.520 You didn't know I'd be here.

00:08:56.540 You drew a whole drawing of me.

00:08:58.620 Oh, that was another guy.

00:08:59.420 That shirt is sick.

00:09:02.640 Oh, yes.

00:09:03.740 Oh, the shirt.

00:09:04.440 I'll assume it.

00:09:05.020 The Lions of Liberty.

00:09:07.120 Well, the fucking art you made for this is amazing.

00:09:10.340 Especially, I'm gay Superman.

00:09:12.240 Can that become a shirt somehow?

00:09:14.720 Oh, yeah.

00:09:15.380 It might be only me that buys it.

00:09:17.860 Yeah.

00:09:18.840 Yeah, we can do that.

00:09:19.360 That would be a cool shirt.

00:09:20.340 At least we'll just do him as the watcher.

00:09:23.260 Or just like make it just mark as the watcher.

00:09:26.380 Yeah.

00:09:26.640 We'll split the profits 90-10 me, that seems.

00:09:31.060 Is that how they do it in Mexico?

00:09:32.560 It being my life.

00:09:35.400 Yeah, man.

00:09:35.940 This is some El Chapo shit.

00:09:37.140 But all right, yeah.

00:09:37.560 Let's do that.

00:09:38.060 That would be cool.

00:09:38.620 You got to negotiate hard, man.

00:09:40.840 How things happen around here.

00:09:42.940 Yeah.

00:09:43.260 What's going on with the debate with Dave Smith and all that?

00:09:45.640 Did you flesh that out?

00:09:47.300 I just tweeted this out.

00:09:48.600 This is like, I don't know if you can call it breaking news.

00:09:50.960 But I challenged Dave Smith and Scott Greer to debate each other.

00:09:55.820 Nice.

00:09:56.400 But this one's for a cause.

00:09:57.400 This one's for raising meals through Town Circle.

00:10:00.880 I don't know if you guys have seen some of the debates there.

00:10:02.520 But basically, people pledge to get the people to agree to the debate.

00:10:05.600 And then every dollar buys three meals.

00:10:07.580 So, hey, we can have a fun debate and raise some money for people at the same time.

00:10:11.840 I know Scott Greer is a conservative.

00:10:13.640 But who is he?

00:10:14.600 I don't actually know.

00:10:15.260 Yeah, I don't know either.

00:10:16.140 He's got high IQ.

00:10:17.600 He's a daily caller guy.

00:10:18.780 Or he used to be a daily caller guy.

00:10:20.260 I'm not sure if he still is.

00:10:21.200 He also has a – people call him a white supremacist, which makes me think he might be okay.

00:10:28.660 Not because we're white supremacists, but because good people are often called those.

00:10:32.600 No, I got it.

00:10:33.640 Yeah, he may have a high IQ, but he has very low history knowledge when it comes to military intervention.

00:10:41.040 I did like how he – like Dave said something about George Bush not technically invading Somalia or whatever.

00:10:48.720 He's like, oh, way to look that one up.

00:10:50.160 I'm like, dude, come on.

00:10:51.860 This guy rolls with Scott Horton like six days a week.

00:10:54.920 Oh, shit.

00:10:55.500 All right, guys.

00:10:55.900 I got to go.

00:10:57.960 Yeah.

00:11:01.020 Make sure you get those plugs in, Lobster.

00:11:03.080 In true libertarian fashion, I'm joining you guys from my parents' basement in New Hampshire.

00:11:08.620 Shut the fuck up, Reed.

00:11:09.720 I'm doing plugs.

00:11:11.260 I got these stickers, bro.

00:11:12.920 These are the stickers that were supposed to be here.

00:11:15.100 Where's the – oh, here you go.

00:11:16.340 There's Clint's.

00:11:17.500 Yo, what's up?

00:11:18.580 Yeah.

00:11:19.560 And I got the holographic.

00:11:21.200 I don't know if I just showed this.

00:11:22.200 Yeah, man.

00:11:23.020 So hit me up in the DMs.

00:11:24.620 You're about to show the natural – oh, wait.

00:11:26.480 Never mind.

00:11:27.060 Waiting for the Mark Clare Watcher sticker.

00:11:28.620 I'm sure that's up next.

00:11:29.800 Yo, everybody.

00:11:30.400 Yeah.

00:11:31.840 Yo, guys.

00:11:32.440 I'll see you later.

00:11:33.600 He's only leaving because he's no longer the best trucker in the chat.

00:11:37.680 See you.

00:11:37.860 How did you guys know I was a trucker?

00:11:39.220 Why would you leave this show to go to a show with less ratings?

00:11:44.780 It doesn't make any sense.

00:11:47.240 There are ratings for these?

00:11:50.840 Yeah, dude.

00:11:51.640 Yeah.

00:11:52.000 There's – fuck, I don't know what they're called.

00:11:54.620 Well, it's true.

00:11:55.200 There has not been a single dislike on a Tower King podcast.

00:11:58.340 Yeah, does Neilson do shitcast?

00:12:02.100 For like two weeks now, no dislikes.

00:12:05.040 Our troll fans are going to absolutely start it in downboats.

00:12:09.220 Yeah, but it doesn't matter.

00:12:09.960 But they'll never know.

00:12:11.600 No.

00:12:11.900 That's right.

00:12:12.340 No one will ever know.

00:12:13.180 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:12:14.300 Now I just got the joke.

00:12:15.120 I'm such an idiot.

00:12:15.860 Sorry.

00:12:16.100 Sorry.

00:12:17.400 That means I never got the joke.

00:12:18.940 Shit.

00:12:20.040 They just got rid of –

00:12:21.080 I'll get it on the replay.

00:12:22.820 So I keep telling fucking Top This and Reed.

00:12:27.100 So I found this guy, which he's on YouTube Shorts.

00:12:30.080 I'm pretty sure he's on TikTok now also.

00:12:32.320 But he's just a trucker, and he literally just like films himself like filling up his truck,

00:12:37.040 and he's just like, this is where I shower at.

00:12:39.540 And like it gets like millions of views.

00:12:41.500 And I keep telling –

00:12:42.640 Is it like sexual?

00:12:44.080 He's like, watch me fill this up.

00:12:45.460 No, it's like the most boring guy I've ever heard.

00:12:49.600 And he's just like, yeah, I'm a trucker, and like, you know, sometimes we have to fill

00:12:54.200 up.

00:12:54.440 And then he just like shows himself filling up, and he's like, have you got to check?

00:12:57.640 Is he the Russian guy?

00:12:59.160 I sent the things to you multiple times.

00:13:02.020 I don't know if you've ever watched it.

00:13:05.160 But like the last time – one of the ones I saw, I had like 1.1 million likes, and it

00:13:09.840 was just literally him filling up his truck.

00:13:12.260 And I saw one a day.

00:13:13.080 It was just like – or like he was like, for dinner, I don't like to eat out all the

00:13:18.180 time.

00:13:18.460 So he just has a microwave in his truck, and it just like shows him microwaving food.

00:13:22.120 It had like 100,000 likes on it.

00:13:24.140 So am I really fucking up by doing this political thing?

00:13:27.040 I could just be like –

00:13:27.800 Yes, that's what I'm saying.

00:13:29.340 We all are fucking up by doing this political thing.

00:13:31.400 Let's go.

00:13:32.900 If you're a trucker, especially like – you do long haul like ginormous shit.

00:13:38.500 You could easily be like, this is what I'm hauling today, and just show some big ass

00:13:42.520 thing, and it takes 10 seconds.

00:13:44.860 Sometimes, but they don't get 1.1 million views.

00:13:47.080 So I guess I need to like –

00:13:48.420 You need to get on TikTok and start dancing, and then be the dancing trucker.

00:13:52.660 Right, and refresh the algo, because I think you're fucking toast.

00:13:56.000 Same with all of us, honestly.

00:13:58.020 Yeah.

00:13:58.620 That's true.

00:13:59.540 I don't know why that would ever happen to my show, but –

00:14:02.860 Yeah.

00:14:06.020 I think my last episode might straight up get removed for hate speech, and I wouldn't

00:14:10.440 really – I don't think I'd appeal it.

00:14:11.880 I'd be like, okay, fair enough.

00:14:14.740 Guilty as charged.

00:14:16.100 Yes.

00:14:16.640 The letter to a trans person.

00:14:19.480 Mark, have you ever had an episode removed from YouTube?

00:14:23.180 Oh, yeah.

00:14:23.720 Blandy.

00:14:24.340 Blandy.

00:14:25.300 We actually had an episode – we just had an episode removed that was a private – it

00:14:28.980 was unlisted.

00:14:29.720 It was only for our patrons, and even not being a public episode, it was removed.

00:14:33.640 It was about the Travis Scott concert weird shit.

00:14:37.160 I was going to say, it was conspiracy corner, right?

00:14:40.120 Yeah.

00:14:40.540 Yeah, exactly.

00:14:41.980 So we got that removed, and we got a strike for it, so we can post for like a week or something

00:14:46.120 like that.

00:14:46.720 Dude, those are the worst.

00:14:47.380 We have one strike, too, so –

00:14:49.660 Our days are numbered, and we know this, so –

00:14:51.520 Just because you said the Travis Scott concert, Astroworld, was a satanic ritual.

00:14:56.600 Now we're probably fucked.

00:14:58.680 Probably.

00:14:59.760 I'm just saying what you said.

00:15:01.780 I heard they all took ivermectin, and that's why their hearts stopped.

00:15:04.000 Go the opposite way, just be like – just do conspiracy theories, but that the corpus

00:15:10.960 press would be okay with.

00:15:12.340 I heard all nine that died were unvaccinated, and that's why.

00:15:18.980 It's weird shit, though.

00:15:20.340 It's really weird shit.

00:15:21.420 Like, there is so much overt imagery.

00:15:23.360 I'm not saying that I think that he literally channeled demons, but I'm not saying he didn't

00:15:27.200 because it's fucking weird.

00:15:28.840 It's really fucking weird.

00:15:30.040 I know the entrance, he like had to walk into his mouth, essentially.

00:15:33.540 Yeah, but that's been a thing.

00:15:35.320 The autonomous Bosch painting.

00:15:37.340 But that's been a thing for his for a while, though.

00:15:39.820 Like, there's like –

00:15:40.140 And for a lot of artists.

00:15:41.000 I mean, you can look at Ozzy Osbourne biting heads off bats or whatever.

00:15:43.920 I mean, this shit has been there around, but –

00:15:46.560 Yeah.

00:15:47.700 But I don't remember nine people dying at Ozzy concerts, either.

00:15:49.880 Or smeared feces all over walls.

00:15:51.640 Tech N9ne has verses that he plays in reverse.

00:15:53.900 I mean, like, this is a thing that's existed in the music industry for so long.

00:15:58.320 It's just because people died at the concert, everyone's like,

00:16:00.660 Duh!

00:16:01.480 Devil!

00:16:02.620 Yeah!

00:16:03.540 Well, hey, now we've got Marilyn Manson leading prayer circles with Justin Bieber

00:16:07.460 and who was the other guy?

00:16:09.500 Kanye.

00:16:10.420 Yeah, Kanye.

00:16:11.800 Wait, Marilyn Manson was one of those people?

00:16:14.780 Yeah.

00:16:15.000 Yeah, you never saw that?

00:16:16.040 That was incredible.

00:16:17.100 I think I remember the other two people being there.

00:16:19.420 Marilyn Manson was, like, famous for, like, ripping up a Bible, like, on national TV.

00:16:24.240 Yeah, and having sex with –

00:16:26.320 Didn't he have sex with some young guy on stage or something like that, too?

00:16:30.220 He got blown by him.

00:16:31.240 Yeah.

00:16:32.500 It was –

00:16:33.080 Maybe?

00:16:33.840 Okay.

00:16:34.700 That was Romstein, actually.

00:16:38.660 If you're at a concert, would you rather watch Marilyn Manson buttfuck a guy or watch that one woman piss on that dude's face?

00:16:46.920 Jesus.

00:16:47.320 I'm going to go woman pissing on face, Alex.

00:16:51.240 Well, I mean, I've already seen that video.

00:16:54.700 If you guys – Mark, did you not see that one?

00:16:57.140 That was –

00:16:57.740 I saw of it.

00:16:58.620 I didn't actually watch the video.

00:17:00.320 That was circulating in about a week.

00:17:01.940 It's a ridiculous video.

00:17:04.760 For the novelty of it, I'm kind of down to see a dude get buttfucked in front of everybody.

00:17:08.740 That'd be kind of cool.

00:17:09.320 Or we could watch Brian McWilliams get hit by a plant.

00:17:13.960 Play it, Toad.

00:17:14.960 Hit it, Toad.

00:17:15.860 All right.

00:17:16.340 I'll play it.

00:17:18.440 Of course, Toad doesn't have it queued up.

00:17:19.840 Come on, Toad.

00:17:20.500 You've got to be ready.

00:17:21.180 Toad, Toad.

00:17:21.840 I counted you.

00:17:22.940 I did jump around the schedule here.

00:17:24.800 Toad, can you go to the tape?

00:17:25.700 Yep.

00:17:25.880 All right.

00:17:26.580 I got it.

00:17:27.100 I got it.

00:17:27.280 I got it.

00:17:27.320 I got it.

00:17:27.380 I got it.

00:17:27.600 I got it for his boring podcast.

00:17:34.020 We need volume.

00:17:35.800 The volume is so important.

00:17:37.560 Is that possible?

00:17:38.120 It is, but why is it not?

00:17:40.020 You have it muted on the side.

00:17:41.040 I had this problem last week.

00:17:43.080 Oh, do I see that?

00:17:43.980 Yeah, it's literally muted on the side.

00:17:45.400 You're right.

00:17:46.460 All right.

00:17:47.500 Yes.

00:17:47.820 Yes.

00:17:49.820 Yes.

00:17:53.300 The door kick is the best.

00:17:55.060 You've got to stick with it.

00:17:55.940 Stick with it to the end now.

00:17:57.600 Here's a brief moment of almost con.

00:18:01.900 Why did he put the plant there?

00:18:03.660 What the fuck?

00:18:05.300 This is well placed.

00:18:06.380 This is the worst house, right?

00:18:10.900 Ah, the final frustration.

00:18:13.160 I wonder what the dog's thinking.

00:18:14.380 I think there's this love.

00:18:15.100 Oh, man.

00:18:22.460 Oh, it's a big hit.

00:18:23.640 Oh.

00:18:27.600 How about you don't put a plant above a door?

00:18:35.300 There are no words to describe the joy this brings me.

00:18:39.980 Here's my thing.

00:18:41.080 Why does a man, like, I can't think of a man, any other man that would have a plant less than,

00:18:47.120 yeah, any other man, sorry, that would have a plant less than Brian Williams.

00:18:50.840 I can't believe that he has plants.

00:18:53.180 That makes no sense to me.

00:18:54.740 I think that was his neighbor, right?

00:18:56.960 No, that's his house.

00:18:58.000 Really?

00:18:58.340 Oh, I thought it was his neighbor's house.

00:18:59.340 I mean, I'm sure his wife put it up, I'm guessing.

00:19:02.000 I'm not sure.

00:19:03.840 Oh, I didn't know he was married either.

00:19:05.440 Okay, that makes a lot more sense.

00:19:06.960 I know, it's shocking that he's married, but it is.

00:19:09.700 You know what's more shocking than him having a plant or having a wife?

00:19:13.520 I don't want to know what happened to his wife after that.

00:19:17.080 No, you don't.

00:19:17.640 Oh, yeah.

00:19:18.060 Or the dog.

00:19:18.900 Or the baby.

00:19:21.900 Let's just say I was in their vicinity, but I didn't know what he did anything.

00:19:25.600 Okay, that joke's been driven to the ground, I think.

00:19:27.720 It might have been a drywall accident.

00:19:29.680 30 minutes is coming back.

00:19:30.940 Oh, my God.

00:19:31.920 Don't bring up drywall accidents on here, Clint.

00:19:34.040 And we're off the air.

00:19:41.840 That's actually why Mark left L.A., though, because of Brian McWilliams hanging plants.

00:19:47.440 Yeah, once I saw that, I was like, it's over, dude.

00:19:49.900 This is it.

00:19:51.020 Max Passport, maybe I could deal with, but Brian McWilliams hanging plants and getting married?

00:19:55.540 Uh-uh.

00:19:56.440 Yeah.

00:19:57.260 Get out of there.

00:19:59.200 Brian needs to escape.

00:20:01.840 Yes, we all agree on that.

00:20:03.020 Dude, everybody needs to escape.

00:20:04.700 You know, like, California, New York.

00:20:06.620 Fucking get out of Boston, Toad.

00:20:08.440 Get the fuck out of there.

00:20:09.740 Yeah, come north.

00:20:10.440 New Hampshire is very close.

00:20:11.760 I'm not too far away.

00:20:12.680 I'm only, like, 80 miles from you or something.

00:20:15.680 You live in Utah.

00:20:16.680 But you look so cold right now.

00:20:18.640 You look like the coldest person in the world.

00:20:21.780 Is that snow behind you?

00:20:23.200 What is that?

00:20:23.720 Is that snow in the garage behind you?

00:20:25.020 It's snow in their house.

00:20:26.240 It's like snow in the garage.

00:20:27.600 That's what I see.

00:20:28.160 It's so fucking brazen that Reed is willing to record where he keeps the hookers that

00:20:33.080 he messes up on the road.

00:20:36.120 Clint, that's pretty based of my parents, though.

00:20:38.340 You got to admit for them to be like, okay, fine.

00:20:40.300 You can keep them here.

00:20:42.120 I mean, you don't give them a choice when you threaten them.

00:20:46.480 Well, you're not supposed to include that detail.

00:20:48.820 You're supposed to just be like, yeah, wow, Reed, that's real based.

00:20:51.240 You got awesome parents.

00:20:52.160 I can't wait to meet my future in-laws.

00:20:54.440 That's what you're supposed to say, Clint.

00:20:56.400 I'm good.

00:20:56.960 I'm good.

00:20:58.880 Oh, man.

00:21:00.840 But, yeah, Reed, if you want to meet up because you're so close, you can do what we did at

00:21:06.240 Tom Woods 2000.

00:21:06.860 Yeah, you're going to let me sleep in the same bed with you.

00:21:08.540 What did you do at Tom Woods 2000?

00:21:10.900 What did it happen at Tom Woods 2000?

00:21:14.480 We're very gay with each other on the show.

00:21:17.260 It'd be dope if we had a kid, Reed, and we named it Hover.

00:21:20.740 And, obviously, we take your last name since you're the man in the relationship, and it's

00:21:23.940 Hover Coverdale.

00:21:25.340 Come on.

00:21:26.120 Wow.

00:21:27.020 Dope.

00:21:30.960 That's like our black names, basically, which I found out that I was on a Spaces.

00:21:37.900 It was Garbage Mains.

00:21:39.020 Sorry.

00:21:39.540 Waste Removal.

00:21:40.580 Andy's Space.

00:21:42.100 And Nick was on there, a bunch of people.

00:21:44.620 And so they asked me to bring up all the black names, which was real, which was fake.

00:21:49.480 And so I started doing them, and I found out that HaHa Clinton Dix, which is also, which

00:21:55.000 is a really funny, which I guess Mark knows him.

00:21:57.360 Alabama.

00:21:58.180 Personally.

00:21:58.780 Alabama.

00:21:59.680 Yeah.

00:22:00.300 Cornerback or whatever.

00:22:01.260 Now, his actual name is Hayshon Tayshon Clinton Dix.

00:22:06.440 And that's not a joke.

00:22:09.640 That almost competes with what I'm going to name my first kid, which is Hustle and Bustle

00:22:15.220 Man Muscle Russell.

00:22:17.240 Whoa.

00:22:17.640 Oh, damn.

00:22:20.420 Yeah.

00:22:20.920 Oh, wait.

00:22:21.180 I just realized three people on this stream may have never actually seen a real basement.

00:22:27.700 Toad might be the only other one who's actually experienced that phenomenon.

00:22:31.800 I had basements growing up.

00:22:33.520 I had basements as a young man.

00:22:35.520 Okay, you have to describe, because I had a buddy that did have a basement.

00:22:40.800 This is this weird thing you got to do where it gets cold.

00:22:43.260 You have to actually have a frost wall and a footing that's below the frost wall.

00:22:47.060 Okay, then no, that is not what my buddy had.

00:22:49.500 I don't have that.

00:22:50.480 Yeah.

00:22:51.440 It didn't have a frost wall.

00:22:52.620 I just had a regular basement.

00:22:53.540 Yeah, I don't know too much about that, to be honest, although my parents do have a basement.

00:23:01.280 I love how Reed is so condescending to us.

00:23:04.280 You've probably never seen a basement.

00:23:06.660 You've probably never seen a frost wall.

00:23:08.360 You've probably never seen a dead hooker before either, have you?

00:23:25.940 You've probably never killed a hooker before, have you?

00:23:28.340 I was going to say, I've seen the same one, dead and alive, moments apart.

00:23:34.180 You've never cut up a hooker and thrown her into the river, have you?

00:23:37.060 Huh?

00:23:38.040 Fucking pussy.

00:23:39.440 Fucking virgins.

00:23:43.120 Oh my God.

00:23:45.280 Do you think that, you know how Toad's like maybe and maybe is and maybe isn't a virgin?

00:23:50.360 Do you think like the first time he has sex with a woman is going to be dead or alive?

00:23:54.360 What do you think?

00:23:55.020 Odd.

00:23:56.200 Well, if we're including that, he might not be a virgin.

00:23:58.960 Yeah, I was about to say, he might have already.

00:24:04.560 I'm guessing dead.

00:24:05.460 I'm just, I'm just, I'm just going to, I think I should get odds.

00:24:10.580 I think I should get like four to one odds, but I'm going dead.

00:24:13.280 I'm going to guess alive.

00:24:14.240 Once they find out he's a $25 member of the Lions of Liberty pride that like he's going to be able to do.

00:24:19.400 I know he doesn't like to bring it up a lot around the ladies, but I think it's a move you might want to consider.

00:24:24.380 Yeah, I'm a Mufasa.

00:24:27.080 Flash that Mufasa card, you'd be shocked where you get it.

00:24:29.940 That's right.

00:24:30.220 Mark, what's the analytics?

00:24:34.300 He's like, and he won't even chip in for our stream yard.

00:24:36.840 Like, what the fuck?

00:24:37.220 I know.

00:24:38.980 He's taking all of our fucking super check money and giving it to the Lions of Liberty.

00:24:42.720 It's bullshit.

00:24:44.500 That's right.

00:24:45.760 Mark, what's the analytics on Lions of Liberty for men and women?

00:24:48.260 I don't know.

00:24:51.700 I bet it has to be.

00:24:53.900 We have at least at least one female patron that I know of.

00:24:57.840 There's probably more.

00:24:58.640 There's at least two, actually.

00:24:59.580 I can think of two that I off the top of my head.

00:25:01.960 There's probably more Barry there in the couple hundred patrons we have.

00:25:05.460 Probably.

00:25:06.500 I don't know why I use that terminology.

00:25:10.300 Watch out, Joe's going to fuck them.

00:25:14.440 If they make a gurgling sound, are they still alive?

00:25:16.360 And they're behind Reed right now.

00:25:18.260 So, I just checked our age and gender for the last 28 days for Tower Gang.

00:25:24.000 How do you know this stuff?

00:25:24.740 I don't even know this stuff.

00:25:25.840 It's on YouTube.

00:25:26.660 It's on YouTube Studio.

00:25:27.680 YouTube has it, and then, like, Anchor has, like, the Spotify.

00:25:30.420 Last I checked, I was all the way up to, like, 0.07% female audience or something like that.

00:25:37.220 Well, look at this.

00:25:38.100 We are 100% male.

00:25:41.660 I'm not even lying.

00:25:42.960 It's 100%.

00:25:44.160 It's not even possible.

00:25:45.500 We have women in the chat right now.

00:25:47.460 That's almost mathematically impossible.

00:25:53.340 Oh, my God.

00:25:54.140 It's impressive.

00:25:54.560 And we have nobody over 44 years old, apparently.

00:25:58.120 So, apparently, Clint doesn't watch the show.

00:26:00.220 Am I the oldest one watching?

00:26:01.540 I think I'm the oldest one watching.

00:26:04.200 Yeah.

00:26:04.900 Clint's, like, 63.

00:26:06.040 I don't know if you knew this.

00:26:06.880 But he doesn't watch.

00:26:12.360 Wow.

00:26:12.580 Also, Reed is the, even though Reed is the oldest looking one, and he's only, like, 20 fucking eight.

00:26:17.240 Like, he's, and he looks like he's 48.

00:26:21.080 It's all about miles.

00:26:22.280 There's lots of miles.

00:26:23.900 Yeah.

00:26:24.580 Just the reflection from the frost wall adds extra shine.

00:26:29.820 There's been over 100 views of my Kevin Cassidy debate in the past 28 days.

00:26:33.740 That's fucking wild.

00:26:34.720 I can't believe people are still watching that.

00:26:36.960 Where do you see the sex?

00:26:39.540 You go to analytics and then to audience.

00:26:42.460 Where do you see the sex?

00:26:45.220 Tune in for a Tower Power Hour where five podcasters look at their stats.

00:26:50.900 Horrorcubs.com.

00:26:52.400 Dude, I still think a great...

00:26:54.120 100% male.

00:26:55.600 Hell yeah.

00:26:56.220 I still think a great thing to do is to go through your YouTube history, just your watch

00:27:06.100 history, and just explain what you, why and when you were watching that.

00:27:10.400 And I think that would just be a great bit to do with any, like, any podcast.

00:27:13.520 It's just free.

00:27:14.020 It's free views.

00:27:15.120 That's a great idea.

00:27:16.280 We should, we should do it with the, yeah, the Tower Power Hour.

00:27:18.500 We should just have to start from as far away as long ago as possible.

00:27:21.400 I don't want to know what I've accidentally said.

00:27:22.920 Oh, that's pretty good.

00:27:23.900 Wait, guys.

00:27:24.420 Wait for this.

00:27:25.780 98% male, 2% female.

00:27:28.880 That's right.

00:27:29.940 All right.

00:27:30.200 Wait, where do I see this now?

00:27:31.560 I'll give you the lines.

00:27:32.300 You go to YouTube studio and then analytics and then audience.

00:27:36.100 All right.

00:27:36.380 I'm nervous.

00:27:36.840 I'll go to our, our first, I got, there's not that many on our, the thing about the

00:27:41.400 lines, that's the question.

00:27:43.560 Wait, does the truck driver without a comb have the highest percentage of female followers?

00:27:49.180 That's kind of scary.

00:27:49.440 You give off such raw masculinity and sex appeal that they can't help but watch your show,

00:27:55.200 Reed.

00:27:55.360 Now that the stash is gone for the winner, it's going to go back to 100% male.

00:27:59.240 And then maybe.

00:27:59.460 And then Ashton Birdie is just killing all the women that watch Clint's show.

00:28:04.540 It's probable.

00:28:05.260 Hey guys, I've got to, I get the latest lines of Liberty numbers of the last 28 days.

00:28:12.260 Do you want to do it over and under first?

00:28:13.860 No, that's going to give it away.

00:28:15.760 2.7% female.

00:28:17.520 Oh, that's the highest.

00:28:19.380 Ooh.

00:28:19.860 The king.

00:28:22.260 Are you really the king though?

00:28:23.660 Because if I recall correctly, Lions did a poll of female listeners, I believe, as far

00:28:28.800 as who the best looking lion is and Brian McWilliams won.

00:28:32.740 I don't think that happened.

00:28:33.640 How in the fuck did that happen?

00:28:35.580 First of all, how a poll of two women isn't really very good, first of all.

00:28:41.560 One of his wife and the other his mom.

00:28:43.980 How many unique viewers did we have on Tower Gang in the past month?

00:28:48.980 Unique viewers, 1.8 thousand.

00:28:50.540 Mark has a main, so obviously he's the best lion.

00:28:54.320 Thank you.

00:28:54.800 I just kind of go without saying it.

00:28:55.860 I think it's obvious.

00:28:57.060 You just see us a lion.

00:28:58.360 Anyone that got votes besides me, we're pure sympathy.

00:29:00.820 We all know that and accept that.

00:29:02.860 My YouTube channel, my personal one, is like over 10 years old, so I bet it would have

00:29:10.260 some great, like going through there and seeing what videos I've watched.

00:29:13.340 There's probably some.

00:29:14.340 Oh, I'm sure your history is just like girls jumping on trampolines and black people getting

00:29:20.980 beat up by white people.

00:29:22.460 I've had mine for like 15 minutes.

00:29:23.580 White man says the N-word at NFL game.

00:29:26.920 Wait, wait, Clint.

00:29:27.760 These are old results?

00:29:31.220 That's probably like the last 30 days.

00:29:32.620 That was today.

00:29:37.360 My odyssey is way worse.

00:29:41.600 I actually did go back.

00:29:43.260 I did go back and look on my...

00:29:44.980 If it's breastfeeding.

00:29:47.200 How do I see my watch history?

00:29:49.920 I'm really curious.

00:29:50.360 Jesus Christ.

00:29:51.140 I'm the boomer of Lions of Liberty.

00:29:54.480 I don't know how to do anything.

00:29:55.540 It's literally a tab that says history, and you can actually do it.

00:29:59.420 They like revamped it, so you can do a bunch of different stuff with your history now and

00:30:05.040 look at it.

00:30:06.080 Unfortunately, that...

00:30:07.440 Stunningly boring for our audience.

00:30:09.380 Can we do something?

00:30:10.560 Oh, yeah.

00:30:11.060 Sorry.

00:30:12.460 If we could show you, that would be a lot better, but just talking about it is not.

00:30:17.320 We're doing tech support.

00:30:18.580 We were going to talk about the Wittenhouse verdict and probably talk about Mexico or

00:30:23.280 who's something.

00:30:23.920 I think they got it wrong.

00:30:25.060 I mean, the kid should have been in prison forever.

00:30:26.700 I mean, let's just be honest.

00:30:27.580 He's a murderer.

00:30:29.300 He should have been forced to take vaccines.

00:30:31.300 That's all I know.

00:30:31.560 If you saw the video, he killed three innocent young men.

00:30:35.280 I mean, what more do we have to do?

00:30:38.520 Can we all say Black Lives Matter?

00:30:40.200 Can we take a minute and have everyone...

00:30:42.320 I want each of you to say Black Lives Matter.

00:30:44.560 I'm going to go around.

00:30:45.320 Toad first.

00:30:45.780 I ain't saying that.

00:30:48.600 Oh, my God.

00:30:49.080 You're an unbelievable racist.

00:30:50.260 I'm blogging on.

00:30:50.960 Yeah.

00:30:51.200 Ryan on the Four Horsemen last night, he said, I love that binger guy.

00:30:54.680 He was like, if you watch the video in reverse, then Kyle was chasing them.

00:30:58.380 Dude, one of the best things was actually just him describing what Rosenbaum did that day

00:31:08.800 or that night, and it was just a bunch of felonies.

00:31:12.060 He was just like, what did he really do?

00:31:14.360 He just caught this thing on fire.

00:31:16.440 He was calling people niggas.

00:31:17.900 He was like...

00:31:19.080 He goes through all this laundry list.

00:31:22.280 He has many, many alibis.

00:31:23.640 Well, the thing about that whole thing was he listed off this string of actual crimes.

00:31:28.740 He's like, yeah, he tried to blow up a gas station.

00:31:31.420 He tipped him for the potty over, committed all this property damage, and oh, he said the

00:31:36.080 N-word.

00:31:36.960 Uh-uh-uh.

00:31:39.880 I was like, that's the least of what he did wrong that night.

00:31:42.940 Jesus Christ.

00:31:45.060 Oh, my God.

00:31:45.980 This is how upside down the world is, though, that, like, letting shit on fire and potentially

00:31:52.120 blowing up a gas station is not nearly as bad.

00:31:55.200 Like, the big closing argument is, oh, he said the N-word, so I guess he deserved to

00:32:00.560 die.

00:32:01.020 And it's like, no, he deserved to die because he was going to blow up a gas station.

00:32:04.300 What are you talking about?

00:32:07.640 Well, that is...

00:32:09.300 I am going through my YouTube history right now because I just find it really...

00:32:13.500 I'm, like, ADHD right now going through...

00:32:15.940 So, as far as Brittenhouse goes, I was, from the start, I never gave a shit about his political

00:32:21.440 opinions.

00:32:22.000 Like, people were saying, oh, he's a bootlicker.

00:32:24.220 And I was like, okay, what does that have to do with whether or not this is self-defense?

00:32:28.460 And then he said something about Black Lives Matter yesterday or something, and now everyone

00:32:32.720 on the other side is upset.

00:32:34.080 And I'm like, I still don't give a fuck.

00:32:35.940 Like, to me, this wasn't about what his personal political views were.

00:32:39.880 I never really gave a shit.

00:32:40.460 Why did either of those things change anything?

00:32:42.520 Like, okay, he's like a 17-year-old kid who, I guess, is pro-cop to some extent, whatever.

00:32:48.840 And now he's saying that he supports Black Lives Matter.

00:32:52.800 Who gives a shit?

00:32:54.120 That's the hard evidence that the conservatives, by and large, are not our allies.

00:33:00.340 Because if you now have this retried, but he comes out of some, like, if he was an Antifa

00:33:07.400 member, then they'd probably be the opposite.

00:33:10.820 They'd be like, oh, well, he's a socialist.

00:33:14.120 He deserves to be in person.

00:33:14.900 I think we've learned that conservatives and BLM are not really our allies.

00:33:19.200 Both of them are like the last.

00:33:20.380 No, Clint, I don't think you understand.

00:33:21.820 The Republican Party is the best way to achieve liberty.

00:33:24.580 And I'm not going to hear anything about it.

00:33:26.320 Oh, here we go.

00:33:26.340 Joe Bishop logging on.

00:33:29.700 I love Joe Bishop.

00:33:30.600 I love Joe Bishop.

00:33:30.720 I love Joe Bishop.

00:33:31.020 I love Joe Bishop.

00:33:32.280 He's coming on my show.

00:33:33.120 And I love Joe, and I agree with him that there is value in using the GOP, potentially.

00:33:39.420 However, this constant squabble is so fucking irritating.

00:33:44.760 To pretend as if the GOP isn't responsible for the decline of this country, like, a lot.

00:33:51.740 A lot of the decline is just directly from the fucking GOP.

00:33:55.660 Or complicit in it, at least.

00:33:58.460 We've got locked in our houses for fucking the last nine months of Trump's presidency.

00:34:06.780 Excuse me, but fuck that guy.

00:34:08.680 What are we talking about?

00:34:10.680 I told Joe Bishop that I support his movement, but not his organization.

00:34:15.320 I don't know if you guys saw that.

00:34:17.500 I did not.

00:34:19.500 Yeah, because you were in the...

00:34:22.540 You were in, like, whenever...

00:34:23.640 So Dave was fucking with that rear guy.

00:34:26.080 Oh, and then Tho and Andrew got in there.

00:34:31.040 And I know, I think...

00:34:32.720 You also replied to Andrew, didn't you, Reid?

00:34:35.360 I might have.

00:34:35.960 I don't know.

00:34:36.420 I mostly just replied to...

00:34:38.240 Well, what Tho said is, like, you expect Republicans to know that there are good libertarians

00:34:43.840 and bad libertarians or something.

00:34:45.540 And I was like, yeah, but isn't that your whole point with Republicans?

00:34:49.120 That we're supposed to, like, like certain Republicans and then anyone who's not...

00:34:52.960 He said they don't have to know the difference between us, but you do because it's to your

00:34:58.080 benefit.

00:34:58.500 And I was like, well, that's bizarre.

00:35:00.180 Like, why are you giving them a pass but holding us to a higher standard?

00:35:03.520 Why not hold that same standard to both sides of this fight?

00:35:06.760 I don't know.

00:35:07.920 It's just very frustrating to me.

00:35:09.720 Like, I agree with him that there are more allies in the GOP as it stands today.

00:35:14.120 That doesn't mean that they will actually bring us liberty in our lifetime.

00:35:18.020 And it's delusional to believe that, like, well, if only libertarians would just vote

00:35:22.140 for the GOP, then everything would be fixed.

00:35:24.960 It's like, dude, I mean, I don't have that high of an opinion of us as a voting bloc.

00:35:29.280 I don't know how or why they do.

00:35:32.260 Yeah.

00:35:32.840 I mean, is it more of like they're thinking it's a shorter term solution, right?

00:35:37.700 Where it's like kind of trying to stave off the COVID regime, essentially.

00:35:41.900 Well, by the way, I did vote Republican in 2018, like pretty much straight down the ballot.

00:35:48.180 Yeah, you voted for Sununu.

00:35:50.100 I voted for Sununu.

00:35:51.300 And I probably would have voted for Sununu in 2020 because it was that fucking retard.

00:35:56.340 What's his name?

00:35:57.640 Mr. Toaster License from the Libertarian Party.

00:36:00.140 What's his name?

00:36:00.440 Daryl Perry?

00:36:01.040 Oh, shit.

00:36:01.420 Yeah.

00:36:01.840 He was the Libertarian candidate in New Hampshire for government.

00:36:04.180 What happened to Daryl Perry?

00:36:06.120 Jackie Perry happened to him.

00:36:07.560 I probably would have done it again.

00:36:08.580 So I'm not against voting Republican.

00:36:10.540 It's just lionizing the GOP and acting like most Republicans are looking out for us and

00:36:16.780 that voting GOP is going to save us.

00:36:19.460 I don't agree with that.

00:36:20.580 I think so.

00:36:21.040 I don't think that's anybody's what anybody says, though.

00:36:23.680 I think that's a doesn't doesn't really that's kind of like hyperbolically kind of blowing

00:36:29.760 up what they're saying.

00:36:30.580 What people like that are really saying is like if you're going to be organizing locally

00:36:33.820 and you're trying to actually stop something that's happening right now, you're probably

00:36:37.220 going to be able to do that much more likely in a place where you can ally with the GOP

00:36:40.480 as opposed to you're not going to be able to do that in a blue state.

00:36:43.360 You're not going to be able to do that in a blue city like you're not going to do that

00:36:45.440 in Los Angeles.

00:36:46.300 But in places that you can do that, it makes sense to do that.

00:36:49.120 I think that's the only argument.

00:36:50.380 And I haven't seen people like it's not the only argument, though, because though is

00:36:55.660 basically whitewashing history and making it sound as if the GOP isn't a fucking disaster.

00:37:00.160 And the reason that we're all fucked is because we don't have a good option.

00:37:03.520 We don't have I mean, even if you only have a duopoly, you could still you could still

00:37:08.080 say like, yeah, it's possible that the GOP could be our salvation, but they haven't been.

00:37:13.520 And you just have to acknowledge that.

00:37:14.660 That's like that's the thing that frustrates me is if you acknowledge that you got to

00:37:17.920 acknowledge the Libertarian Party ain't going to do shit either.

00:37:20.000 I mean, it might do something better in messaging that I don't that well that I doubt

00:37:23.380 I don't doubt if the right people get involved or, you know, if the right people take over,

00:37:27.200 I guess it's the but I mean, that's never been the case before anyway.

00:37:30.160 So the most that it will be is some is a good sounding board and a good platform for the

00:37:34.780 ideas.

00:37:35.200 And I hope it is that.

00:37:36.560 But it's not going to do any more than the GOP or the Democrats would in the worst case

00:37:40.140 scenario.

00:37:40.880 I could.

00:37:41.300 So, Mark, with the local GOP thing, that's not something I disagree with, but they'll say

00:37:45.680 that.

00:37:46.180 And then they'll also say, like, we need to run DeSantis for president and Donald Trump

00:37:50.560 overhauled the Republican Party, made it anti-war.

00:37:53.980 Though I actually would prefer DeSantis as president of Florida.

00:37:56.140 So he doesn't want to run for president at all.

00:37:57.920 I would agree.

00:37:59.160 I'd rather DeSantis as governor.

00:38:00.200 I'm just saying, like, there's a mixed message.

00:38:02.580 There's one message saying, like, yeah, screw the national GOP.

00:38:05.780 They suck.

00:38:06.280 Just do local.

00:38:07.020 But then at the same time, they're trying to lionize the national GOP.

00:38:10.820 And that's the part where I'm like, no, that's where I mean, if you're going to do it locally,

00:38:14.920 you're going to get a new mayor or even a new governor or whatever.

00:38:18.020 Like, I think that's a different argument, but they're kind of arguing both while saying

00:38:22.460 they're not arguing both.

00:38:23.660 I thought Tho was more like pro-secession, pro-decentralization stuff.

00:38:29.080 And like having that happen in red areas.

00:38:31.920 Here's the problem.

00:38:32.960 Tho is wearing two hats.

00:38:35.100 He is wearing this, you know, Rothbardian hesitant GOP guy.

00:38:40.040 And then he's also a real GOP political figure.

00:38:43.940 And I think he's, it's going to frustrate us because we know, I know how Tho really thinks.

00:38:49.800 So when I see him basically soft peddling the history of the GOP, it pisses me off.

00:38:56.120 But I understand what he's doing and I understand why he's doing it.

00:38:59.120 It's just like, don't go at Dave with that shit.

00:39:01.660 I just think it's, I think it's really weird.

00:39:04.140 It's not like he goes in there hiding his views.

00:39:05.940 He goes in there as a Rothbardian who everyone knows works with the Mises Institute.

00:39:10.760 So it's like, it's not like he's, I would be critical as well if he was kind of like

00:39:15.680 wearing two hats in the two different walks of life.

00:39:17.960 I see what you're saying by wearing two hats, but I think in terms of, you know, if you can

00:39:21.580 bring those ideas somewhere and they're accepting you and you can also work with those people

00:39:25.460 to bring your local situation better, then, you know, I can't argue with it.

00:39:29.300 That's my whole point though.

00:39:30.220 It's like, I don't have a problem with him using the GOP to push our belief system.

00:39:34.180 I think it's totally fine.

00:39:35.300 I don't understand the consistent clashing with Dave.

00:39:38.180 That's what I don't get.

00:39:39.580 Oh, well, that's just Twitter.

00:39:40.400 That's just fun.

00:39:41.820 That's just Liberty pre-hype for the next debate.

00:39:45.820 So I've been in a few spaces recently where I've listened to him talk about it.

00:39:51.860 And what they believe is that they believe there needs to be a focused effort in one way.

00:39:59.060 So they're saying like, we're way too diverse in our attack that we need to focus on what

00:40:04.540 is the most, the best way to get through it.

00:40:07.020 And they don't believe it's LP.

00:40:09.140 And then like Dave and that side doesn't believe it's the, I don't even, they just don't think

00:40:14.680 that one, I don't think Dave thinks there should be one forced focused effort.

00:40:19.920 No, I think he's, yeah, I think he's for like all angles of attack happening.

00:40:23.840 Like basically, I think recently on one of his shows, he specifically said that it was

00:40:28.220 kind of like a division of labor type of thing.

00:40:30.760 Like it's almost like capitalism.

00:40:32.620 It's like the market taking place in the political sphere, basically, where it's, if you're good

00:40:37.660 at this thing, then you're going to be doing that thing.

00:40:40.040 Like, you know, maybe Tho is better at doing it as part of the GOP, whereas Dave is better

00:40:44.700 at doing it as part of the LP.

00:40:47.360 So it seems like the Libertarian Party is like right at that, like non-sweet spot where

00:40:53.100 it's too big and too small.

00:40:54.860 So maybe we need to take over like the Communist Party or the Nazi Party or something.

00:40:59.520 Like zero.

00:41:01.680 Just like go take over the Nazi Party.

00:41:03.620 That'd be great.

00:41:04.020 All right.

00:41:04.200 Now we got something.

00:41:04.760 For their email list.

00:41:05.880 Take over.

00:41:06.020 Just take off your beanie and you can take over the Nazi Party real quick.

00:41:12.160 I'm already ready, dude.

00:41:13.240 I just got to get that.

00:41:14.880 Just not woke or you're welcome.

00:41:18.480 Michael Malice.

00:41:19.480 Yeah.

00:41:21.180 We just need a swastika tattoo and then we're all good.

00:41:25.520 Take over the Nazi Party.

00:41:26.620 Here we go.

00:41:28.820 This is how we achieve liberty in America right now is take over the Nazi Party, Communist

00:41:33.620 Party.

00:41:34.000 Honestly, if we took over the Green Party, that'd be pretty cool.

00:41:38.260 That'd be pretty cool.

00:41:39.700 Pretty baller.

00:41:40.680 That'd be dope.

00:41:41.200 We could like light styrofoam on fire and shit at the bonfires with all the greenies and

00:41:45.660 just flip like freak them out.

00:41:47.340 Would a Green Party Mises Caucus work?

00:41:53.100 Is there a Democrat Mises Caucus?

00:41:55.220 Does that exist?

00:41:56.240 Or that's probably not a thing, right?

00:41:57.740 Still Mises Caucus everywhere.

00:42:00.060 I mean, if I live in Hawaii, that's honestly.

00:42:02.360 If it's all about the most practical way to gain power, then the Democrat Party in Hawaii,

00:42:07.880 they need like a Mises Democrat Caucus.

00:42:09.980 I think that would be a good idea.

00:42:11.000 Do you think Tulsi Gabbard would join the Democrat Mises Caucus?

00:42:13.660 I was just going to say, why don't we do the Maui Mommy Milk or Mises Caucus?

00:42:19.160 Dude, that's some good alliteration.

00:42:20.880 Maui Mommy Milk.

00:42:21.460 Maui Mommy Milk or Mises.

00:42:22.720 I like it, but I always call her, yeah, the Coconut Mommy.

00:42:25.580 Coconut Milk.

00:42:25.940 We call it the 4MC.

00:42:27.240 Coconut Milk.

00:42:29.080 Am I the only one that like definitely thinks about breastfeeding on Tulsi Gabbard?

00:42:34.900 Is that weird?

00:42:35.940 I think there's another one in here.

00:42:38.900 I don't think you can worry about that.

00:42:42.300 Wait, who would that be?

00:42:43.460 The one that looks like a 34-year-old baby?

00:42:52.300 Yeah, babies always own their own place, you know?

00:42:58.840 I like Boss Baby.

00:43:02.740 You are so the Boss Baby.

00:43:04.100 Hey, Toad Baby.

00:43:05.380 Hey, Top, can you get off the put out of the t-shirt?

00:43:08.740 Yeah, like, Top, get off the t-shirt.

00:43:10.460 We need a Boss Toad Baby shirt.

00:43:12.460 Get back to the basement and crank out some Boss Baby Toad merch real quick.

00:43:18.660 What's really hilarious is that I was born with a full head of hair.

00:43:21.600 I had a ton of hair when I was born, and I thought I was just going to have thick hair forever.

00:43:25.240 And, like, my maternal grandfather had a really good head of hair.

00:43:29.200 And then I cursed you and took your hair in exchange for membership in the Lions of Liberty Pride.

00:43:33.000 I was about to say the same thing.

00:43:34.640 It's not $25 a month.

00:43:36.080 You just give them your locks.

00:43:37.820 It's not just $25 a month.

00:43:39.640 When did I – I think when I became a patron, it was right around the same time that my hair started, like, thinning, and I had to just shave it all off.

00:43:45.880 And right around when mine started getting longer and more luxurious.

00:43:48.580 Interesting.

00:43:51.560 It's some weird pyramid scheme where Mark Clare steals the hair life force from all the patrons.

00:43:57.560 It's a hair image scheme.

00:43:58.680 That's what it is.

00:43:59.140 I should have – I should have known that's what happened to Brian.

00:44:01.320 God damn it.

00:44:02.000 Sign on the Lions of Liberty dotted line.

00:44:06.500 Like, there's no going back.

00:44:09.640 Odie's barely hanging on to that hair.

00:44:11.240 I don't know.

00:44:11.660 It didn't fully work.

00:44:13.180 Oh, is that true?

00:44:14.560 Interesting.

00:44:14.760 Imagine him bald.

00:44:15.840 That's a funny picture to me right now.

00:44:18.220 I can't picture it.

00:44:19.860 It's amazing, actually.

00:44:21.100 But when Brian was on, he told us a story about the person shitting in your dorm room or someone's dorm room.

00:44:29.120 So I want to get your point of view on that story.

00:44:32.780 It would be hard for me to argue any suspect other than Howie, to be honest.

00:44:40.560 Really?

00:44:41.100 All right.

00:44:41.620 I remember you guys talked about that in the drinking game episode.

00:44:46.060 I think we're Chris Spangles.

00:44:47.940 Oh, man.

00:44:48.280 I don't remember that at all.

00:44:49.500 That was live in person at Porkfest where we had teams of three, and each team of three was tasked with finishing a bottle of whiskey during a podcast, none of which happened.

00:44:59.740 Everyone passed out and or puked.

00:45:01.000 No, no, that was the whiskey challenge at Porkfest, but you guys talked about who pooped the floor, who pooped the dorm room on the – you had a drinking game where, like, me and some of the other patrons made the drinking game rules, and we –

00:45:15.020 Oh, right.

00:45:16.000 We intentionally made it to fuck over Brian and get him as drunk as possible.

00:45:20.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:21.020 I do recall that.

00:45:21.560 Yeah, and Chris Spangles, the sober guy hosting it.

00:45:24.200 Mm-hmm.

00:45:24.860 Yeah.

00:45:25.360 Was it a full handle of Jack Daniels, like the big bottle?

00:45:29.420 Like the –

00:45:30.380 Yeah, yeah, it's a handle, not an eighth.

00:45:33.780 God, that's a – for three people?

00:45:37.300 For three people, that's insane.

00:45:40.160 Yeah, we didn't seem to think it was that big a deal because in college, like, two of us would down one of those things, but we forgot that we're not 20 anymore.

00:45:47.960 And also, it also didn't happen in, like, an hour and a half.

00:45:52.700 You didn't down a handle between two people.

00:45:54.460 Oh, yeah, it was probably over the course of the whole day or day.

00:45:57.420 Yeah, yeah, like, when you're in college, you're drinking all day, and you'll finish handling it.

00:46:01.380 In my memory, it's like this, but in reality, it was probably over the course of – yeah.

00:46:05.380 And probably giving shots to other people and shit, you know.

00:46:08.520 When I was 19, I would drink a fifth of rum with Coke, so just rum and Coke, by myself almost every night and play SoCom 2.

00:46:16.500 And I don't know how I'm alive.

00:46:18.020 Like, I think back on that, and I'm like, it doesn't seem like that's something someone can live through.

00:46:21.640 And I was fine. I was totally fine.

00:46:24.260 It's weird.

00:46:24.600 Those are the days you could just get drunk and learn to play video games, and it didn't feel like you did anything wrong.

00:46:28.840 I know.

00:46:29.100 It's the second weekend of row here you brought up SoCom 2.

00:46:31.760 I'm sorry. I just keep thinking of my drinking days.

00:46:33.680 Like, that was the only time I really had a drinking problem, and man, did I have a drinking problem in hindsight.

00:46:39.280 Brian's still on the end of the case race for Liberty, though, which is what he was promoting when he was on this show.

00:46:43.920 And I pretty much stopped drinking after that, and that was part of the reason why –

00:46:48.640 See, it's not that Brian has a better tolerance than anybody else.

00:46:53.380 It's that he just doesn't care if he's hungover for a week, whereas some people would be like, oh, no, I will die and literally puke for four days if I keep going and then stop.

00:47:02.740 He will just say, I will die and puke for four days, and I don't fucking care.

00:47:06.120 That's why he's victorious.

00:47:07.760 I mean, I think it's more than that.

00:47:09.560 He does have a better tolerance because he's a bigger guy.

00:47:13.160 Like, he's – what is he?

00:47:14.140 Like, 6'3"?

00:47:15.480 He's long, but he's not big.

00:47:18.620 He actually traded his hair for tolerance is what he did.

00:47:21.800 He made a deal with the devil, and the devil said, I'm going to give your hair to Marc Clair, but then you'll be able to drink a fuck ton of whiskey.

00:47:28.040 And you'll be able to drink more than him, yeah.

00:47:30.840 And he was like, I'll take it.

00:47:32.680 Yes.

00:47:34.360 Well, I mean –

00:47:35.320 Accept your terms.

00:47:37.040 Well, as people saw during the case, I could never get to the point that Brian does where I'm puking for a week because I've never puked as a result of alcohol.

00:47:44.320 I just drink to a point where I completely black out, and then I pass out, and that's it.

00:47:48.380 I never puked.

00:47:48.800 You've never puked for alcohol.

00:47:50.080 Never.

00:47:50.860 Once.

00:47:51.580 Not once.

00:47:52.760 Challenge accepted.

00:47:53.820 I'll see you later.

00:47:54.580 Not as a result of alcohol.

00:47:57.100 No, Toad.

00:47:57.820 I do want to point something out here.

00:48:00.960 The last time you did drink –

00:48:02.320 It wasn't the alcohol that did it, though.

00:48:10.120 No, from what I understand from actually hanging out with you and being with you when you got drunk is you don't remember what you do after you black out.

00:48:18.980 So I'm pretty sure you could have thrown up and totally forgotten it.

00:48:22.480 I will say, I have blacked out many times and puked many times, and somehow you always emerge to remember the puke.

00:48:30.660 No, well, because the Tom Woods thing, I had a four-month hiatus, so that was very out of the ordinary, I would say.

00:48:37.120 I can't think of another time where I don't remember anything except for when we did –

00:48:41.000 BRB.

00:48:41.560 When I did the Lines of Liberty – where did I just go?

00:48:45.140 You said B right back.

00:48:46.160 We did the Lines of Liberty drinking game for the Trump-Biden.

00:48:51.220 He's locking the windows.

00:48:52.900 That's what –

00:48:53.500 She was standing on the railing.

00:48:59.500 She was just –

00:49:01.120 After the first Trump-Biden debate, that was one of the nights where I drank way too –

00:49:05.740 I pre-gamed with beer when I was in the Mufasa Lines of Liberty call, and then I was drinking whiskey all throughout the debate,

00:49:13.280 doing the Brian's debate rules, which were basically like if China is mentioned, you have to drink.

00:49:19.020 It seems like a large percentage of your life has been spent doing Lines of Liberty-related things.

00:49:25.080 I think I should be happy about it as a person who benefits from that, but it does concern me somewhat.

00:49:31.700 I think it's more time than I spend doing Lines of Liberty things.

00:49:34.800 Sad comments on my life probably, but that night I don't remember.

00:49:39.780 At some – like I remember like still like being like on a Zoom call with other people that were doing the drinking game,

00:49:45.560 and then I don't remember anything else.

00:49:47.440 Oh, you were doing it on a Zoom call?

00:49:48.800 The debate drinking game?

00:49:50.260 Yes.

00:49:51.040 Oh.

00:49:52.500 With members of the book club that I'm in from the part of the problem, Inner Circle, which no longer exists.

00:49:58.820 Who would think Dave Smith had a book club?

00:50:00.700 Who would have known?

00:50:02.120 Dave's not in the book club.

00:50:03.220 No, I know he's not in it.

00:50:05.320 We know Dave hasn't read a book in 10 years.

00:50:07.380 He did read many books, right?

00:50:09.000 Oh, he's just like me.

00:50:10.940 I read 300 books when I first learned about libertarianism, and then I completely stopped.

00:50:15.360 Now I don't want to read anything about libertarianism.

00:50:17.260 I read other shit, but I don't want to read about it anymore.

00:50:19.760 I've read about it.

00:50:20.640 I know.

00:50:21.000 I know what you're saying.

00:50:22.460 Okay.

00:50:23.000 So I've never read a book on libertarianism.

00:50:26.340 Even better.

00:50:27.260 You skipped right to where I am.

00:50:28.860 I skipped right to where you are.

00:50:30.020 You can leave off the about libertarianism part.

00:50:33.800 No, I used to be a very avid reader up until about like –

00:50:37.740 Comics don't come on.

00:50:39.100 I never read –

00:50:40.280 I never read –

00:50:41.080 You've read the worthless book, haven't you?

00:50:43.320 That's one.

00:50:43.780 Yes, I read the worthless book.

00:50:45.960 That actually has a thing.

00:50:47.760 That's a real thing.

00:50:49.040 Yes.

00:50:49.260 I used to read very avidly, probably up to the eighth grade, and I stopped.

00:50:52.720 But for libertarianism –

00:50:54.540 What, he got kicked in the head and hit by a horse?

00:50:58.840 Liberty Thought, who I did not know at that time, came to my house and just beat the shit out of me.

00:51:06.500 Oh, my God.

00:51:08.000 But everything – and I was talking about this on a podcast with Melissa, Small Crimes, and Bloody Revolutions.

00:51:14.480 And I said, everything I've learned about libertarianism came from Instagram memes.

00:51:20.720 And like literally like they would just be like – have some meme about the cops.

00:51:25.200 And then underneath they would like – in the description they would talk about how cops suck.

00:51:29.640 And that's literally how I learned everything about libertarianism and anarchy was from those memes on Instagram.

00:51:34.720 And I never – now the egorist is your Murray Rothbard.

00:51:40.640 Now we know why you're a retard.

00:51:44.520 By the way, I'm on Slow News Day on Sunday to debate Sally Agariz.

00:51:50.600 So that will be interesting.

00:51:51.800 Oh, was it over the Rittenhouse stuff?

00:51:53.920 Also, who's doing debates without my blessing?

00:51:58.660 Who the fuck?

00:51:59.280 I don't think it's going to be an actual debate.

00:52:00.760 It's going to be a conversation about how he's saying that any libertarian worth their salt should not lionize Kyle Rittenhouse.

00:52:06.940 And he said because he's defending the pigs.

00:52:09.320 And I was like, what?

00:52:10.220 I cannot comprehend why he's on this thing with that.

00:52:12.760 I don't either.

00:52:13.400 That's why it's been the weirdest thing.

00:52:15.860 And it's also seeing like Pete get upset at him and be like, this is the most retarded take you've ever had and shit like that.

00:52:22.980 It kind of is.

00:52:24.260 And it's like, Sal, when the Rittenhouse stuff first happened, he was on the wrong side of it.

00:52:28.740 And he was getting a lot of heat on Twitter for it, and rightfully so.

00:52:31.140 And then it's like, he just won't admit that he's wrong, I guess.

00:52:34.260 I respect the fact that he's quadrupling down, but I just think he's out of his mind about it.

00:52:40.920 Yeah, basically.

00:52:41.700 I mean, he's basically.

00:52:42.540 Yeah, none of us can judge for doubling down.

00:52:44.780 Yeah, that's true.

00:52:45.960 The rest of us can.

00:52:47.020 I recommend always doubling, tripling, quadrupling down, even if you're wrong.

00:52:49.980 Just stick with whatever you said first.

00:52:51.420 That's my stance.

00:52:53.720 Even when you know you're wrong, you're totally wrong.

00:52:56.540 Especially when you know you're wrong.

00:52:58.240 Even when one of your stances is a skateboard is not a deadly weapon.

00:53:03.420 Yes.

00:53:05.280 I will not give you the satisfaction of me saying I'm wrong, okay?

00:53:08.980 It's not going to happen.

00:53:10.520 I will double down just so.

00:53:11.980 That's how they really win.

00:53:13.960 Yeah.

00:53:14.840 Sal the Aggress went to the political school of Donald Trump.

00:53:18.280 Ooh, that's going to offend him when he said that.

00:53:20.880 Ooh.

00:53:21.660 Uh-oh.

00:53:22.340 He's actually a lot more fun to have.

00:53:24.360 Have you ever talked to him, Clint, in person or just on Twitter?

00:53:27.300 I have not.

00:53:28.280 He's actually kind of enjoyable to do a podcast with.

00:53:31.060 I heard he really steals the conversation.

00:53:32.460 Yeah.

00:53:32.580 Didn't someone say, like, you should start stealing better ideas instead of me?

00:53:42.140 Yeah, I said that.

00:53:43.620 Now I get the joke.

00:53:44.500 That was you?

00:53:45.260 That was so good.

00:53:45.680 Yes, on the thing, I said maybe you should branch out and start stealing better takes.

00:53:50.900 And he never responded.

00:53:56.640 But I like poking fun at the people, especially for the memes that kind of gets around them.

00:54:02.700 You can make fun of me.

00:54:03.260 I feel like the libertarians that argue that IP is bullshit just so they can steal memes are pretty whack.

00:54:09.720 Jose.

00:54:10.760 I feel like that's what they're doing.

00:54:11.860 I feel like they're like, IP is bullshit, man.

00:54:14.020 And it's just like, oh, yeah, sure.

00:54:16.000 I got 30,000, 40,000 followers because I steal memes all day.

00:54:20.140 My pinned tweet is a stolen meme right now.

00:54:22.460 It's one of my top channel of all time.

00:54:24.820 I don't have a problem with it.

00:54:26.160 I mean, do whatever you want.

00:54:28.580 Is this a thing I should know about?

00:54:30.520 Is he known for stealing memes or something?

00:54:32.580 Yeah.

00:54:33.940 I don't know.

00:54:34.540 I'm not.

00:54:34.960 I'm the boomer here.

00:54:35.880 I don't know.

00:54:36.820 Yeah, Clint, there are some people that became.

00:54:38.020 I'm still trying to figure out my YouTube history.

00:54:41.020 Clint, some people became libertarians so they could tell.

00:54:44.020 Black people, they weren't allowed in their establishment.

00:54:46.380 They're just like, oh, I can do that if I'm a libertarian?

00:54:48.780 Okay, fine.

00:54:49.380 I'm against wars, drug laws.

00:54:50.980 Bro, I'm telling you there are a lot of Hoppians that give me that energy.

00:54:55.600 A lot.

00:54:56.620 I'm serious.

00:54:57.920 They give me the energy that they're like, I read Hoppa, and I found a way to sound morally

00:55:02.660 principled for hating Black people.

00:55:04.500 I swear to God.

00:55:05.440 I don't know, man.

00:55:06.260 It's like, I read Hoppa, and he told me I could be an asshole, and it doesn't matter.

00:55:11.620 I question whether those people have actually read Hoppa.

00:55:17.780 I mean, maybe.

00:55:18.660 I have no idea.

00:55:19.900 You can still get there if you read them.

00:55:21.900 I mean, not that I've ever read them.

00:55:23.140 That's just saying.

00:55:23.820 If you see some of the best memes about him, you can still get there.

00:55:28.380 Yeah, I still get it.

00:55:29.460 I still.

00:55:30.460 So, wait.

00:55:31.200 So, he was promoting throwing people out of helicopters, right?

00:55:34.320 Specifically gays and Black people.

00:55:36.520 Who, Sal the Aggers?

00:55:39.820 Yes.

00:55:40.620 Slander.

00:55:41.100 No.

00:55:41.880 So, basically, the Sal thing is just like, if you, every once in a while, he'll throw out

00:55:46.540 a meme, and it's Watermark, and it's not him.

00:55:49.760 It's like from freemantbeyondthewall.com.

00:55:52.420 Or something, usually from Instagram or something like that, and then he won't say who made it

00:55:59.100 or anything, and then just put it out there.

00:56:00.700 Well, there's Watermark, though, and you're showing who made it.

00:56:03.440 I don't know.

00:56:04.440 Are Pete's memes original?

00:56:05.640 I don't even know.

00:56:07.680 I don't know if everyone is.

00:56:08.780 I mean, I know a lot of his origins.

00:56:10.600 When he first was building up, he was pumping out memes like mad.

00:56:14.540 All memes are made on 8chan, and then we just, it's just, the only original memes are on

00:56:20.240 8chan, and then after that, it's just all just us stealing from 8chan to Reddit, to Instagram,

00:56:25.800 to Twitter.

00:56:26.060 Honestly, I'm at the point where I assume every meme I see is just stolen from someone else.

00:56:29.640 Like, I never believe anyone came up with it.

00:56:31.340 That's why they're memes.

00:56:32.360 Yeah.

00:56:33.460 Because they became memes.

00:56:35.040 No.

00:56:35.420 Shout out, Anarcho, is it, how is it?

00:56:39.140 GhostBurt.

00:56:40.080 He makes his own memes, and they're actually really good on Twitter.

00:56:42.440 He's a great guy.

00:56:42.820 Yeah, he's really good at it, yeah.

00:56:44.920 You think one day there'll be, like, a Pulitzer Prize for original meme creation?

00:56:49.460 You should start giving out a Pulitzer Prize for meme creation.

00:56:53.100 The lines of Liberty Pulitzer Prize for meme creation goes to GhostBurt.

00:56:57.700 And just do it until it becomes something, like, you just pretend to do the job that you

00:57:04.280 want, and then you just keep giving it out.

00:57:07.000 Best stealing of memes and taking out the watermark, Sal the Agorist.

00:57:10.460 Third year in a row.

00:57:15.160 Damn it, Sal.

00:57:16.340 It's like the...

00:57:17.260 Sal wins best adapted meme.

00:57:20.400 Just links to Against Intellectual Property when anyone ever calls him out.

00:57:24.260 Just tags at NS Kinsella.

00:57:26.940 Just post the entire text.

00:57:29.680 Oh, by the way, it goes to Sal the Agorist.

00:57:33.020 Against Intellectual Property, tweet one of 2012.

00:57:35.980 Yeah, just post the whole text of it.

00:57:39.120 A thread.

00:57:39.600 Did y'all see Dave do a copypasta the other day?

00:57:43.660 He created a copypasta.

00:57:44.860 I don't know if you saw it.

00:57:45.600 I posted it a couple times.

00:57:47.100 I posted it, yeah.

00:57:47.660 The Kinsella one?

00:57:49.440 No, no, no.

00:57:50.400 Dave Smith made a new copypasta.

00:57:52.540 Oh, it's his own.

00:57:53.500 Wasn't that true?

00:57:54.260 Black Mutualist?

00:57:55.440 Yes.

00:57:55.940 Yeah, it was the Black Mutualist.

00:57:57.020 Actually, I'll find it, because I tweeted out just a little bit ago.

00:58:00.800 I'm sure Black Mutualist made plenty of copypastas.

00:58:03.640 That's going to be another Lion's Liberty Pulitzer.

00:58:05.580 Best copypasta.

00:58:06.200 If anyone had ever read Black Mutualist tweets, he would have infinite copypastas.

00:58:11.960 This guy is pretty much every tweet he puts out is a copypasta.

00:58:15.580 So this was Dave's tweet.

00:58:17.840 I just want to read this, because it's really funny.

00:58:20.080 Debate what?

00:58:21.080 The objective truth is that you're nowhere near my level in this world.

00:58:24.240 I've learned my lesson destroying amateurs and debates.

00:58:27.460 It's a waste of time.

00:58:28.560 Do you have any debates slash articles slash points you can refer me to?

00:58:33.000 A topic?

00:58:34.300 All I hear is low-level insult and narcissism.

00:58:38.680 That's beautiful.

00:58:39.780 It's a poetry.

00:58:40.640 It's a based-ass copypasta, though.

00:58:42.940 Edgar Allen Poe.

00:58:44.440 Whenever Dave told Scott to debate him, and then Scott came back, Scott Greer came back

00:58:50.060 and said, I'd be happy to debate with you about why police are necessary, I quote-tweeted

00:58:55.500 with the copypasta of Dave, because it just perfectly just...

00:59:01.180 Debate what?

00:59:03.440 Black Mutualist.

00:59:03.760 He had any articles, and he debates?

00:59:06.280 Black Mutualist was literally saying he debated some of the bigger names in the Liberty Movement.

00:59:11.420 I think he mentioned Pete and some other guys.

00:59:13.440 He's like, yeah, I destroyed all of them.

00:59:14.980 And I'm like, he never even made a single argument.

00:59:17.340 He's like, I'll destroy you too, Dave.

00:59:18.860 He said, I've already earned the respect of Eric July and Josh Smith.

00:59:24.480 And I was like, I had to see it to believe it.

00:59:26.960 So I go over, I watch the first 45 minutes of his call-in.

00:59:29.800 It's not even a fucking podcast.

00:59:30.840 He just calls into Eric July.

00:59:32.380 And he doesn't make a single argument.

00:59:33.860 He just goes like, bro, you know, like, I don't really like your energy.

00:59:37.140 It's like, okay.

00:59:38.680 It's not a fucking argument.

00:59:40.060 What are you doing?

00:59:40.720 He was on Josh Smith's show.

00:59:42.360 He was on Break the Cycle, and I did not watch it, so I have no idea.

00:59:45.060 And even Gordon's dad, he wasn't better.

00:59:46.420 Josh said the words, and I respect you, Black Mutualist, because I kind of do it.

00:59:51.360 Unicorn Daddy was better?

00:59:53.100 Yeah.

00:59:56.440 Oh, man.

00:59:58.460 He's not talkative in person either, Unicorn Daddy.

01:00:01.280 It was like...

01:00:02.080 Oh, no, no.

01:00:03.940 He lets the ass do the talking.

01:00:06.200 That's right.

01:00:06.820 And it speaks loudly.

01:00:09.480 Yeah.

01:00:09.980 To read, it spoke really loudly.

01:00:13.900 For the rest of the night, we just followed him around, just like a little puppy.

01:00:19.120 He was wearing that George Washington.

01:00:22.480 You know, they had like those flaps that come down on the suit coat.

01:00:27.200 Dude, I didn't realize he wasn't wearing...

01:00:27.920 He just kept lifting those up.

01:00:29.280 Yeah, they're mud flaps.

01:00:30.940 I didn't realize he wasn't wearing pants at first, and then it hit me, and I was like,

01:00:36.820 oh.

01:00:37.980 He was wearing a very patriotic...

01:00:40.860 Oh, wait.

01:00:41.360 His legs are brown.

01:00:42.760 I totally forgot about that.

01:00:47.200 He's not wearing brown pants.

01:00:51.320 Oh, my God.

01:00:52.840 Inside the mind of Reed Coverdale.

01:00:54.280 That's where you were, Reed?

01:00:56.540 You left me, and then we're following a...

01:00:58.980 I mean, dude, come on.

01:01:00.780 No offense, but an ass like that, like, give me a break.

01:01:03.540 I mean, what do you expect me to do?

01:01:04.760 I mean, Clint was in the other room, so, you know, I wandered temporarily, and, you know...

01:01:08.860 In fairness, I was in the corner of the room watching you get it on, so...

01:01:12.220 Oh, well.

01:01:12.940 Oh, well.

01:01:14.880 I'm white, so my ass can't compete with Unicorn Daddy, so...

01:01:19.200 It's pretty racist.

01:01:19.980 So, Mark, what has it been like being evil Mark Clare recently?

01:01:25.620 Like, I know you've changed.

01:01:27.320 You were the Watcher.

01:01:28.160 Well, you're still the Watcher, but now you're basically the evil Watcher.

01:01:31.400 I don't know where this evil thing came from, you know?

01:01:33.620 No, no, because there is also a dark Mark Clare, but this is different.

01:01:36.860 Yeah, there's a lot of different versions.

01:01:38.240 There's a dark Tom Woods, dark Mark Clare.

01:01:40.740 Dark Clare.

01:01:42.320 Yeah, I think my thing now is that I'm just kind of like...

01:01:45.980 It's hard for me to believe that there are still people around, especially people in

01:01:51.100 the liberty movement, that don't really seem to understand the times we're in at all,

01:01:56.840 or if they say they do, they don't necessarily act like they do.

01:02:00.900 And so that rubs me the wrong way, not in a I'm mad at you way, in a shit, maybe I should

01:02:07.220 try to slap some of these people in the fucking face way.

01:02:09.580 Because to me, I just see it like if I was in the car, if I'm on a bus with Toad and Toad's

01:02:16.640 driving the bus and he's about to drive off into the fucking lake, I'm not trying to be

01:02:21.060 an asshole when I say, Toad, you're going to drive in the fucking lake and try to pull

01:02:24.660 the bus off.

01:02:25.260 I'm just trying to point out the fucking lake or the tiger or whatever analogy you want

01:02:29.200 to use for what is clearly happening around us.

01:02:33.320 And it's not going to get better by just going along and doing the normal shit.

01:02:37.280 It's not going to get better by burying your head and just going back to your job and just

01:02:40.620 hoping everything works out like this is just the latest political thing.

01:02:43.560 This is not.

01:02:44.400 This is we're dealing with a mass hysteria.

01:02:46.320 We're dealing with something that we've never seen anything like in our lifetimes.

01:02:49.920 And we can't just go along and do the same boring shit, whether that's the same boring

01:02:54.300 old podcast, which I used to fucking produce, too.

01:02:56.780 Not that it's calling them boring, but the podcast I did five years ago would be just retarded

01:03:01.300 today.

01:03:01.600 Like, why would I do a three and a half hour conversation with Walter Block about what an

01:03:07.400 anarcho-capitalist society would do if we just, who gives a fuck?

01:03:09.740 Look what's happening.

01:03:10.500 Like, there's serious shit going on now.

01:03:12.380 And I just think that a lot of people are going along as if it's still 2019.

01:03:17.300 So if that makes me angry or evil, Mark Clarence, so fucking be angry.

01:03:20.160 Who in the Libertarian podcast community?

01:03:23.320 I want names.

01:03:24.140 Let's put people on blast.

01:03:25.940 I'm not a name-namer.

01:03:27.480 Oh, come on.

01:03:28.220 It's Tower Gang.

01:03:28.800 It starts with Tower Gang pride, number one.

01:03:32.500 I just think, like, there's, like, the, hmm, I'm like, how do we dance around all this

01:03:38.580 stuff here?

01:03:39.100 Let's see.

01:03:40.260 Tyler Yankees saying Toad is not a bussy driver.

01:03:45.900 That's right.

01:03:46.640 I've not fucked Jose and his, so.

01:03:49.180 Even just if you look at some of the shit coming out of, like, the Cato Institute, like,

01:03:52.840 they're still doing the same boring-ass podcast that they were doing in 2011, which is why

01:03:56.940 I started Lions of Liberty, because it was, like, the only podcast I could find was boring

01:04:00.660 Cato academic bullshit.

01:04:02.140 What are they still doing?

01:04:03.000 Boring Cato academic bullshit about how, well, actually, if you really look at the cost-benefit

01:04:07.900 analysis, vaccine passports can completely be justified on a cost-benefit analysis.

01:04:11.840 Like, get your fucking cost-benefit out of my fucking body, out of my fucking house, out

01:04:15.820 of my fucking life, out of my fucking family.

01:04:17.680 Like, these people, I don't even want to be associated with people like that.

01:04:21.180 People that either don't look at, worst, best case, I would say, don't look at the right

01:04:26.320 issues at the right time.

01:04:27.420 That's one thing.

01:04:28.280 But then people who actively go against it, like the fact that something literally came

01:04:32.420 out of the Cato Institute that said, yes, there is a libertarian justification for vaccine

01:04:36.580 mandates.

01:04:37.060 I mean, that should just be physically removed, so to speak, in whatever way we can do so in

01:04:41.440 our digital way.

01:04:42.660 Yeah, they put out an article, and they had somebody from Cato appeared on, I don't know,

01:04:47.180 it was some national, was it, it was MSNBC, yeah, that Ilya guy, yeah, saying, yeah, the

01:04:53.860 same thing, that there is a libertarian justification for vaccine passports.

01:04:58.000 For whatever reason, I don't take as much offense to those people, because I know what

01:05:02.820 they are, and I know who they are.

01:05:05.120 But the people that are tepid in their endorsements of, say, Rittenhouse and his self-defense, or,

01:05:11.560 you know, they're really outspoken early on about lockdowns, like, those are libertarians

01:05:15.400 that I don't trust anymore, because those are the people that, they just don't have

01:05:18.540 the courage to stand up when it matters.

01:05:20.300 Like, sure, now they're probably coming around fucking 19 months deep going, yeah, these fucking

01:05:25.420 lockdowns, vaccine passports, like, this is pretty fucked up.

01:05:28.700 No, or they're like, hey, those vaccines are amazing, but I just don't agree with the

01:05:32.180 mandates, but here's my thing when I go to the concert, and, you know, whatever.

01:05:36.680 Or the Kyle Rittenhouse is like, oh, yeah, he's, you know, sure, it was self-defense,

01:05:42.440 and he shouldn't be put in prison, but, like, I mean, that, don't do that.

01:05:46.720 You know, I was like, what?

01:05:47.880 Like, go defend your city.

01:05:49.620 In Anarko, Pakistan, like, we're not going to have people there to defend your city, because

01:05:53.740 the cops have completely abdicated the role of defending anybody?

01:05:56.420 Like, of course, that's what we do.

01:05:57.940 Defund the police, arm the Kyles.

01:05:59.400 That's what I say.

01:06:00.180 Yeah.

01:06:01.100 Don't you guys remember when eight-year-olds used to do security at Walmart?

01:06:04.420 I mean, it wasn't that long ago.

01:06:05.520 I'm half-joking, but it's not that long ago that literally, like, 12-year-olds could have

01:06:08.940 the gun on the ranch and fucking defend their fucking cattle or whatever the fuck.

01:06:12.780 Now it's the 80-year-old woman with the blue hair who guards Walmart.

01:06:16.400 I thought you were talking about, like, Walmart.

01:06:18.520 They might, like, put some, like, retarded kid up there to, like, greet people.

01:06:21.800 You need to have a shot.

01:06:22.600 You need to have a shot.

01:06:22.620 You need to have a shot.

01:06:23.220 You need to have a shot.

01:06:27.440 It is pretty, it is, honestly, it just, it's the worst thing seeing the whole, yeah,

01:06:33.480 it was self-defense, but he shouldn't have been there.

01:06:35.500 Because I've seen the same exact thing when I go to any lefty that has been talking about

01:06:40.380 the, and now they wouldn't say it was self-defense, but the first thing they say in defense of

01:06:44.760 why he should be in jail was he shouldn't have been there in the first place.

01:06:48.960 Honestly, anyone saying that is a leftist at heart in their, in their, in their true fucking

01:06:53.220 self.

01:06:53.680 And they might have libertarian ends and write libertarian papers, but they're a leftist

01:06:58.400 at heart.

01:06:59.100 Yeah.

01:06:59.220 Yeah, because it makes, because it's saying the mob.

01:07:05.500 Has more of a right to that private property than any person defending it.

01:07:10.680 Like, it doesn't, it's, it's really weird.

01:07:12.240 Even people who shouldn't have been there, Anthony Huber and Joseph Rosenbaum and Rose

01:07:17.120 Krauts, there's the ones who shouldn't have been there.

01:07:19.560 And let's, let's not, let's not talk too much smack about retarded people working for

01:07:23.880 Walmart.

01:07:24.960 We got to give, we got to give Cole a job somewhere.

01:07:27.460 You have to.

01:07:28.480 I need one, man.

01:07:29.880 Like, fucker learned libertarianism through memes.

01:07:32.360 I mean, what do you think he's capable of doing?

01:07:35.480 He's going to end up as like the, the, the Dean at like the libertarian Institute for

01:07:39.680 learning through meme dumb Academy or something.

01:07:41.580 What was the, what was that?

01:07:44.320 They started that university at Austin.

01:07:47.420 You know what I'm talking about?

01:07:48.520 It was like a Twitter thing a couple of weeks ago.

01:07:51.800 It was just like, everybody was talking about how they're going to be professors at the

01:07:55.660 university.

01:07:56.220 So I can be the new award, smartest tard, smartest started.

01:08:01.140 Oh, I would.

01:08:01.720 Oh man.

01:08:02.180 I'm a shoe in for smartest tard.

01:08:04.560 I will kill smartest tard, man.

01:08:07.500 How did you teach him Liberty through means?

01:08:11.120 And he just grunts as he gets dragged on the stage.

01:08:15.460 That was the whole premise of Pete's first book.

01:08:19.220 Freedom through meme.

01:08:20.480 Yeah.

01:08:20.820 Just make the university out of it.

01:08:23.540 I promise you, you can red pill a lot more people through means than you can through

01:08:27.840 Cato Institute papers.

01:08:29.880 Yeah.

01:08:30.560 100%.

01:08:31.000 Even if they're red pill you, it does the opposite.

01:08:34.980 It's so blue billing.

01:08:35.980 Oh, and it's so, well, I guess it could be red pulling if you actually see through the

01:08:39.440 bullshit, but anyways, well, or even fuck it.

01:08:41.880 Mises Institute papers.

01:08:43.120 I promise you, you'll red pill more people through memes than you will through, even though

01:08:47.400 the Mises Institute papers, everything they've written on there is very useful and very like

01:08:52.080 necessary.

01:08:52.960 I think you're absolutely right.

01:08:53.620 For libertarianism.

01:08:54.800 I think you're right.

01:08:55.560 Everybody's retarded at this point.

01:08:57.080 That's very short.

01:08:57.640 How the agorist has done more for libertarianism than everybody else does.

01:09:02.040 By stealing memes alone.

01:09:04.060 Yes.

01:09:05.240 My video that's probably changed the most minds is the bump fire video with M1 Garam.

01:09:10.300 I'm like any like hour long conversation I had that didn't do anything, but just that

01:09:13.440 like three and a half million people who've seen that, that probably did more.

01:09:16.480 That video is pretty cool, but I don't understand why it's so cool.

01:09:20.180 Cause I'm not a gun nut.

01:09:21.940 Like, can you tell me why the ping basically that's well, an M1 Garand is not a weapon.

01:09:29.240 I know it's not an automatic fire.

01:09:32.500 I think it's just because it's an M1.

01:09:35.500 If I did it, cause I can do it with an AR 15 without a bump stock too, but it's because

01:09:39.160 it's an M1 Garand that everyone's like, what the fuck?

01:09:42.040 So, okay.

01:09:44.260 All right.

01:09:44.820 Sorry for derailing the show.

01:09:46.280 Showing off again here.

01:09:47.500 I've never seen an M1 Garand, never seen a snow wall or whatever.

01:09:51.220 Oh, I've got an M1 Garand in my parents' basement against the frost wall.

01:09:55.540 How about that?

01:09:56.460 Were you at Mandalay Bay that one night back in like 2018?

01:10:01.920 I'm going to refrain from commenting.

01:10:09.900 On the 30-something floor.

01:10:11.360 Reid put the child porn on that dude's brother's computer.

01:10:16.280 That's what he was going to tell the cops.

01:10:19.360 Well, he is the one in his parents' basement right now, so.

01:10:23.120 Well, the one that would be the most likely to be the Fed would be Clint or Reid.

01:10:26.440 They just popped up out of fucking nowhere in this Liberty community.

01:10:29.840 Now, one's a trucker, and then one is a rich guy.

01:10:41.220 I love the quotations because there's genuinely people out there that think I'm like a fraud.

01:10:46.040 It's fucking, it's amazing.

01:10:47.360 I don't even understand it.

01:10:48.600 I don't understand where this thesis came from.

01:10:50.860 No one presents any evidence.

01:10:52.400 Like, you can dox me and fucking find out if I actually did anything career-wise.

01:10:56.160 But no, they're just like, nah, he's poor.

01:10:58.560 I did tell you to, I did tell you to just one day just put out your business card.

01:11:04.060 Just take a picture of it and just put it out there.

01:11:06.800 The story would be that, look how pathetic this guy is creating a fake business card to prove his fake backstory.

01:11:13.240 I'm not playing into this game.

01:11:14.680 I'm not doing it.

01:11:15.740 Well, you know, Clint did drive like eight and a half hours in one day to make it to my house in Utah so he could sleep on the couch.

01:11:22.300 He's like, if I make it there tonight, can I crash at your place?

01:11:24.440 So I was like, sure.

01:11:25.720 So he drove eight and a half hours and barely got there in time and then just collapsed on my couch.

01:11:30.140 So the whole rich thing isn't really making sense.

01:11:32.360 I didn't get rich by not being frugal, brother.

01:11:34.580 You got to be frugal to invest, get that passive income rolling in, compounding interest, and bada-bing, you retire in your 30s.

01:11:41.920 And you know I'm good at the cheap thing.

01:11:43.680 You know I am.

01:11:44.360 Yeah, that's true.

01:11:45.240 And then you housed me in the fucking South Dakota.

01:11:48.540 Well, Reed is very smart.

01:11:49.580 It was pretty funny.

01:11:50.220 I was crashing.

01:11:52.280 That's true.

01:11:53.920 Being a cheap master is half to two else.

01:11:56.780 It might be more than half.

01:11:58.560 I think Dave Ramsey said that.

01:12:00.420 Yeah.

01:12:02.000 Pretty much.

01:12:02.920 That's pretty much what Dave Ramsey summarized.

01:12:05.040 If you want the big bucks, you got to be a cheap fuck.

01:12:07.700 That's what Dave Ramsey said.

01:12:08.940 Quote Dave Ramsey.

01:12:10.040 A cheap fuck?

01:12:11.380 Like a whore?

01:12:12.240 See, Clint has the cheaper haircut.

01:12:15.140 All he needs to wash his hair is a washcloth.

01:12:17.700 You know, it takes a little bit more for me.

01:12:19.900 It's true.

01:12:20.780 I don't know.

01:12:21.500 My biggest expense is this shampoo and conditioner, guys.

01:12:24.560 I'm not going to lie.

01:12:24.980 All this is getting me really upset because I'm supposed to hang out with Clint on New Year's.

01:12:29.700 And I told my wife the other day, I was like, we don't have to have a designated driver because he's just going to get a hotel right downtown or whatever.

01:12:37.640 And I can just chill over there with him.

01:12:39.120 And now I'm like, oh, wait.

01:12:40.260 No, he's going to be like, hey, man, can I crash at your house?

01:12:43.100 Oh, no.

01:12:44.020 We can split.

01:12:44.720 Do you mind paying for dinner, Cole?

01:12:45.680 You know, I mean, it's...

01:12:46.300 We can split.

01:12:47.200 All right.

01:12:48.360 We can split.

01:12:49.480 Unless I'm sleeping with your wife, in which case, sure, I'll get the room.

01:12:55.880 I'm kidding, Ashton.

01:12:57.180 Relax.

01:13:00.000 Cole will totally be like, hey, okay, honey, let's take one for the team.

01:13:03.240 We need this room.

01:13:05.180 Save me a hundred bucks a night.

01:13:06.660 That's fine.

01:13:07.120 Clint and Cole have already fucked up before, so.

01:13:14.420 Have we?

01:13:14.900 Oh, that makes sense.

01:13:16.060 I don't know.

01:13:16.860 I think it does make sense.

01:13:19.580 It makes sense.

01:13:21.080 We are Eskimo brothers.

01:13:22.240 I was around.

01:13:23.240 I was just...

01:13:24.160 I wasn't involved, but I was in the vicinity.

01:13:26.980 Come on.

01:13:27.320 I'm bringing it back.

01:13:27.920 It's been like 30 minutes.

01:13:30.020 You remember that joke?

01:13:31.140 God, it's been a while.

01:13:32.320 Oh, yes.

01:13:32.940 I remember.

01:13:33.580 Go rewind and get back.

01:13:35.260 It was funny a while ago.

01:13:37.320 When are you going to have a Lions of Liberty, like, fest of, like, a thing where you all

01:13:41.420 put together and, like...

01:13:42.780 Yeah, Lions of Liberty 2000.

01:13:44.620 A great question.

01:13:46.380 That is a great question, but Clint makes a good point.

01:13:49.000 Why don't we just use this opportunity to promote Sal Ely to Super Spreader, which will

01:13:52.100 be the Lions of Liberty slash Counterflow slash Liberty Lockdown slash Robbie the Fire

01:13:57.640 slash Pedaling Fiction Fest.

01:14:00.040 And then we'll branch out and do our own from there.

01:14:02.080 But no, we have talked about that, actually.

01:14:03.820 We have talked about doing something somewhere for people to get drunk and talk about Liberty

01:14:09.480 shit or whatever.

01:14:10.460 So I got to say, as much as I'm pumped for the Sal Ely to think, I think we would have

01:14:14.380 been better off with Vegas because, like, everyone wants to vacation in Vegas and are...

01:14:19.140 Yeah, but you know what you got to do in Vegas, Clint?

01:14:21.200 Got to wear masks.

01:14:22.720 Yeah.

01:14:22.840 Oh, I was going to...

01:14:23.360 I was just going to ask.

01:14:24.320 And then...

01:14:24.800 Don't they have vaccine mandates or, like, they have...

01:14:26.760 Oh, I was just going to ask.

01:14:28.180 Is there not...

01:14:29.040 Are we not going to run into vaccine issues going to Mexico?

01:14:31.220 Because I don't even know.

01:14:32.260 No, you will not.

01:14:33.240 To fly there and back?

01:14:34.560 No.

01:14:35.320 Okay, cool.

01:14:36.120 You will have to...

01:14:36.840 If you fly directly to the U.S., you'll have to take a COVID test on the way back.

01:14:40.640 And if you're unvaccinated, then you'll have to take it within 24 hours of coming back.

01:14:43.880 But you can do them right there.

01:14:44.680 It's easy.

01:14:45.620 Okay, dope.

01:14:47.140 Yeah, and there's no vaccine requirements in or out of Mexico.

01:14:50.340 As long as you're a U.S. citizen or LPR, there's no vaccine.

01:14:52.400 Clint is actually...

01:14:53.380 He's got the boosters and everything.

01:14:54.760 He's just like...

01:14:56.020 He's going to keep up appearances.

01:14:58.320 Let's add to the lore.

01:15:00.220 I'm poor and I'm triple vaxxed.

01:15:05.380 By the way, I just want to mention this, that Mexico only does the butt COVID tests.

01:15:12.620 Yeah, they only do the anal swab.

01:15:15.280 I'm also certified.

01:15:17.020 It's kind of nice, to be honest with you.

01:15:19.280 It kind of feels like a bidet.

01:15:21.100 It's not...

01:15:21.800 Yeah, it's like an enema, really.

01:15:24.420 It's not amazing.

01:15:26.260 Just a little ticker.

01:15:27.040 After you've been in Mexico for a while, it's already all...

01:15:30.140 I mean, there's nothing up there anyway, so it's already all came out before.

01:15:33.460 For a lot of libertarians, that's a tremendous selling point, that someone's going to touch their asshole.

01:15:39.400 Let's make it happen.

01:15:40.520 Including all of the hosts of this show, so...

01:15:43.080 Yeah.

01:15:44.220 Me included, for sure.

01:15:45.460 The cellulita super spreader is what you're doing with your asshole at the airport, so...

01:15:49.460 When's the Tower Gang Fest?

01:15:53.740 When's that going to be?

01:15:55.060 I'm not that big enough.

01:15:56.460 I don't think we're big enough.

01:15:58.480 Not yet.

01:15:59.320 We'll do it right.

01:16:00.140 In 2000, we were like the center of excitement.

01:16:03.240 Everywhere we went, everything was nuts.

01:16:05.180 That's 100% true.

01:16:06.740 That's not even...

01:16:07.600 We're not...

01:16:08.120 By the way, we're not even joking about that.

01:16:09.140 There you go, then you can have a fest.

01:16:11.580 Honestly, I do think...

01:16:12.040 You can be the center of excitement at someone else's fest, then you can have your own fest.

01:16:15.320 I honestly do think that we could...

01:16:17.980 If we were to rent the amphitheater, whatever it is, at Porkfest, we could sell it out.

01:16:23.980 If we did all of us, and Josh, and a handful of other people, I think we could definitely

01:16:27.940 get 200 plus people to come.

01:16:30.000 Oh, yeah.

01:16:31.060 I do think we should do that.

01:16:32.420 Yeah.

01:16:32.500 We should do a live episode at Porkfest.

01:16:34.720 Well, we got to book it soon.

01:16:35.820 If you guys are serious, we got to do it.

01:16:37.380 Oh, yeah.

01:16:37.620 And then we got to crash TimCast also, somehow.

01:16:41.760 Yeah, absolutely.

01:16:42.840 We got to just wedge ourself in there.

01:16:45.540 However, it can't happen.

01:16:46.840 But I do...

01:16:47.380 I already have a ticket and a hotel room for Porkfest, so I am going to be gone.

01:16:51.620 Already?

01:16:52.320 Damn.

01:16:53.240 I've already got a sleeping bag.

01:16:54.860 It's almost sold out already.

01:16:57.520 Hotel?

01:16:58.640 Not the hotel, but the event.

01:17:00.980 I got the ticket.

01:17:01.520 Dude, okay, someone's got to convince, because Elizabeth doesn't think that it'd be fun

01:17:06.880 to camp out at Porkfest.

01:17:09.000 She wants to be like Toad.

01:17:10.280 She wants to be like Toad and get a hotel room, and I'm just like, what?

01:17:15.020 My dad and I had sleeping bags and ground mats, and that was it.

01:17:18.480 Not even a tent?

01:17:21.460 It didn't rain, so...

01:17:22.660 So you fucked right out in the open.

01:17:24.700 Well, I don't like to talk about it.

01:17:26.280 We're a Christian family, you know?

01:17:27.480 We don't do that type of stuff.

01:17:28.300 You and your dad?

01:17:30.400 You can crash in my room.

01:17:31.640 You'll just have to have an orgy with me and Reed, so...

01:17:34.580 Hover Coverdale is not a homosexual.

01:17:36.420 I don't believe Reed's dad would do that.

01:17:38.600 I do highly recommend Porkfest for anyone and everyone.

01:17:40.880 Yes.

01:17:41.200 It's great.

01:17:41.660 Absolutely.

01:17:41.940 It's always been awesome.

01:17:42.600 No, I do think that the hotel on the grounds is sold out already, though.

01:17:45.860 Oh, that always...

01:17:46.400 Yeah, that's...

01:17:46.900 Yeah.

01:17:47.120 I always say it's the one that's like, you walk like two minutes to.

01:17:50.680 That's where I am this time, yeah.

01:17:52.980 Or it's like across the street or whatever, yeah.

01:17:55.080 Up the street a little bit.

01:17:56.600 No, Mark, have you been to...

01:17:57.600 I called to get a campground, and they never called me back, so I don't know if that means

01:18:02.240 that the campground's already sold out or not.

01:18:03.740 No, no way.

01:18:04.800 There are hundreds of, yeah, spots of camping.

01:18:07.760 Okay.

01:18:08.160 There's always enough room for you and me to fit in one sleeping bag somewhere.

01:18:12.020 There's one thing I know about my relationship with you, Reed.

01:18:14.580 We can always fit it in.

01:18:16.340 Like two rats fucking in a sock, man.

01:18:20.360 That's gonna be hot and heavy in there.

01:18:23.500 Oh, my God.

01:18:24.600 Oh, do we got any topics?

01:18:27.600 Or do we just fucking...

01:18:28.440 I don't think we're just reading.

01:18:30.600 I don't know.

01:18:31.300 We hit the Rittenhouse a little bit.

01:18:32.740 I don't know.

01:18:33.100 We're gonna talk about Mexico any more than we have already?

01:18:36.260 I mean, Super Spreader, you nailed it.

01:18:38.000 Yeah.

01:18:38.400 I mean, we did want to, yeah, plug that.

01:18:41.240 For anyone that's on the fence about Sayulita Super Spreader event, I think I have a connection

01:18:51.100 for, yeah, get off the fence.

01:18:52.800 I think I have a connection for a yacht for free.

01:18:56.840 So you might say it's for free now, I believe it.

01:19:00.300 So you might want to go.

01:19:03.200 So hop on board, folks.

01:19:05.140 It's probably going to sink.

01:19:06.120 Literally hop on board.

01:19:07.900 Yeah.

01:19:08.440 Hop on board.

01:19:08.880 When is it?

01:19:11.300 It's December 10th to 12th.

01:19:13.580 Damn, you're doing it right in the middle of the holidays, man.

01:19:15.580 That's like...

01:19:16.140 What holiday is that in the middle of?

01:19:17.580 Wait a minute.

01:19:18.840 Two weeks before Christmas.

01:19:19.960 Middle of no holidays.

01:19:21.080 That's Tower Gang Christmas.

01:19:22.900 Christmas starts, like, you know, you have Free Gang Christmas on this Thursday.

01:19:26.680 Are you Jewish?

01:19:27.060 I think we just busted you.

01:19:29.260 Yeah, that's it.

01:19:30.300 I'm a secret Jew.

01:19:32.920 My schedule in my mind must be wrong.

01:19:35.200 Even then, Hanukkah ends on the 8th.

01:19:36.840 Thank you very much.

01:19:37.380 I thought Robbie the Fire's end-of-year show that I was going to was that weekend, but he's

01:19:42.260 going to be at Salilita.

01:19:44.000 So there's something I don't have right here.

01:19:48.280 Something.

01:19:48.760 Probably if you haven't go to the end-of-year thing with Robbie, if you can, it's really

01:19:53.200 funny.

01:19:53.920 We had, like, a little pre-screening of it, and it was really good.

01:19:57.740 I'll have to check on those dates, because I also said that Josh Smith can stay here the

01:20:01.240 weekend prior to Salilita.

01:20:02.940 So I'm like, wait, maybe that's the Robbie the Fire weekend.

01:20:05.760 I don't know what's going on.

01:20:07.740 I'm retired.

01:20:08.560 I don't have a question.

01:20:10.160 Serious question for you, because it seems like you are in the, I don't know, whatever,

01:20:15.600 paleo-libertarian camp to some extent, just because of circumstances.

01:20:18.660 Paleo-libertarian?

01:20:19.420 I wouldn't, I don't.

01:20:20.660 Well, whatever.

01:20:21.920 The post, the vote, the GOP movement, no?

01:20:25.480 I'm not in the camp.

01:20:27.220 I mean, I'm just, I think, like, as the watcher, so to speak, I just try to, like, always

01:20:33.060 give what I think are other people's views in a more accurate way, and I do that every

01:20:37.520 which way I try to.

01:20:38.800 I have been, like, critical of, I'd say, the Mises Caucus strategy a little bit, because

01:20:43.520 I think that does somewhat, to me, fall into that category of living in 2018, 2016.

01:20:50.200 But I'm not a politics guy, so I don't really have a thing on that end.

01:20:54.100 But doesn't that imply that then you support more of the Mises GOP strategy?

01:21:02.120 I don't support one or the other.

01:21:04.380 I don't, I mean, to me, I don't imagine.

01:21:06.400 I hate the Mises Caucus strategy, but I love, I don't also like the Mises GOP strategy.

01:21:11.240 I'm going to pin you down, Mark.

01:21:12.760 Tell me the answer.

01:21:14.020 It's not about what I'm necessarily, like, I don't care if people do whatever political

01:21:18.680 thing they want to do, or, like, that's, that's never been my, my thing at all.

01:21:24.060 But I do, I can say, like, I don't, the Mises Caucus strategy GOP thing, that's, that's just

01:21:28.820 like one person's literally specific thing.

01:21:31.080 That's not, that doesn't necessarily pertain to the overall idea of doing something effective.

01:21:34.720 If that's effective, great.

01:21:35.960 I have no idea if it is or not.

01:21:37.500 If Mises Caucus can, and I, I've talked to Michael Ice for a long time, and, like, he's

01:21:41.520 described ways in which he's been able to work through the Mises Caucus to work with people

01:21:45.320 on a local level on, you know, coalition issues, that sort of thing, legalizing mushrooms,

01:21:49.320 I support that too.

01:21:50.380 I support whatever's effective.

01:21:52.040 But what my main thing is that I just think that there's a lot of, like, like, when we're

01:21:56.400 talking about strategy on a grand scale, and you're talking about, like, kind of just doing

01:22:03.780 the, the Libertarian Party national level thing, that I think is not effective either way.

01:22:09.140 Like, and so, to me, if we're just kind of living in that third rail thing, and, like,

01:22:16.560 I don't, I don't see how that's effective, specifically.

01:22:19.240 Whereas local stuff, GOP, Mises Caucus, Democrat, whatever, that could, that's like so, depending

01:22:24.960 on where you're from, or your area, or what makes the most sense.

01:22:27.980 I think for most people, it's going to make sense to just get out of blue areas and not

01:22:30.740 even deal with that stuff.

01:22:31.700 But if, like, Michael Heiss has described to me, like, he can do coalitions with people

01:22:35.380 in those places, because the Mises Caucus is specifically not affiliated with the GOP

01:22:40.180 in those areas, and that's why they're willing to work with him, then I'm all for that, too.

01:22:43.860 But anyway, there's probably a question coming, too.

01:22:46.100 Yeah, just the major question I have is, do you think that we can actually retrieve any

01:22:52.120 liberty by going the GOP route?

01:22:54.920 I think on an individual basis, on, like, yeah, like a community basis, that's possible.

01:22:59.020 Yeah, sure, of course.

01:23:00.180 Are we talking on, like, on a grand scale now?

01:23:02.660 Yeah, bigger, bigger level.

01:23:03.760 Yeah, not really, but I don't think we can on, I don't think we can really do much on

01:23:07.340 a grand scale.

01:23:07.880 I think that's more what I'm seeing now.

01:23:09.640 Like, I think, like, the trends of where things, and that doesn't mean don't resist,

01:23:13.940 or don't speak out, or don't try to stop it, like, at all, at all.

01:23:18.040 The opposite.

01:23:18.820 So I think that's one thing I've tried to, like, work on is maybe, like, focusing more

01:23:22.020 on that part of it, because maybe that gets lost sometimes when I'm just kind of going

01:23:25.840 off about things, as I tend to do.

01:23:28.080 But I've more been in, like, warning mode.

01:23:30.100 Like, more on, my thing is more like, what's your strategy for you?

01:23:34.160 What's your strategy for your own thing?

01:23:35.860 Like, what are you going to do to not have to, you know, to not have to cave into some

01:23:39.340 vaccine mandate?

01:23:40.160 What are you going to do so you're not saying, oh, I'm not going to make rent next week,

01:23:43.440 because I'm, if I, or I have to take this vaccine, or something like that, or I'm not

01:23:47.720 going to make rent next week, or can't feed my family next week.

01:23:49.900 So my strategy is take care of that first, before you even think about politics, for most

01:23:54.340 people.

01:23:55.240 That's my thing.

01:23:56.340 So I don't think a specific, yeah.

01:23:59.360 So I just don't think that, like, I don't think any large-scale national strategy in that

01:24:05.160 kind of way, regardless of what the pathway is, is really necessarily a path to liberty.

01:24:09.900 But I do think people can take action for themselves and in their own communities, which

01:24:13.520 in a lot of places will be in red states or red areas, then I think that they should

01:24:17.900 do that.

01:24:18.440 If they can do that through a Mises caucus, do that too.

01:24:20.720 I don't really give a fuck.

01:24:21.460 Like, I just want people to not waste their time, and to be effective, and to realize,

01:24:25.060 again, the severity of the situation, that this is not 2016, this is not 2018, this is

01:24:30.260 2021, and shit's gotten really fucking real, and it's going to affect your life, no matter

01:24:34.140 what.

01:24:34.800 And if you don't realize that, it's going to come sooner than you think.

01:24:37.920 Yeah.

01:24:37.940 I would say that probably the goal of, like, the Mises caucus approach is to get more people

01:24:42.020 to realize that.

01:24:43.900 So that's...

01:24:44.860 But I mean, that just says, I mean, sure, then do that.

01:24:48.020 But do you need, do you necessarily need that structure to do that?

01:24:51.360 Or does that get you that platform?

01:24:52.500 And maybe it does.

01:24:53.260 Like, I don't know.

01:24:55.080 I don't know.

01:24:55.540 It does.

01:24:57.020 Well, wait, Toad, get that super chat.

01:24:59.080 Someone just spent some of Clint's money.

01:25:00.540 Yeah, Ashton is, Ashton is spending Clint's money to tell us that, to tell us that we

01:25:06.920 are worse than her committing suicide, essentially.

01:25:12.100 Well, sorry.

01:25:15.040 We'll try to be more entertaining.

01:25:17.220 Dude, they were roasting us in the chat.

01:25:22.300 They were just like, white women must be stopped.

01:25:25.500 I'm like, what the fuck is that?

01:25:27.700 It's all white women saying that, though.

01:25:29.400 That's true.

01:25:30.020 It was all white women.

01:25:30.960 It was Spud.

01:25:31.700 It was my wife.

01:25:32.940 You can tell them they don't count on our analytics because it says we have 100% of their lives.

01:25:37.900 Seeing as it's 0% female, it's 0% female watching.

01:25:41.580 That means that literally every woman in the chat is a transvestite, which is fascinating

01:25:45.520 because I've been sleeping with one of them.

01:25:47.240 By the way, Clint is a white supremacist confirmed.

01:25:50.040 He just did the hand symbol there.

01:25:51.500 He did.

01:25:52.040 He did.

01:25:54.240 Yeah.

01:25:56.080 Well, then, if people are bored, are we just going to kill this episode?

01:25:58.500 What are we doing?

01:25:59.500 Yeah, fuck them.

01:26:00.860 No, we're not going to do that, Clint.

01:26:02.080 That would make sense.

01:26:02.940 We're going to just drag it out for another hour and a half.

01:26:07.500 As we do.

01:26:10.020 Always.

01:26:10.580 By the way, I did see this.

01:26:11.860 It was pretty funny.

01:26:12.640 I was looking down at my recommended on the Tower of Gang podcast YouTube, and there was

01:26:19.700 a thing for the Libertarian Party was live at the same time we were.

01:26:23.540 Oh, no wonder no one's watching.

01:26:25.800 Everyone's watching the Libertarian Party.

01:26:27.220 They had four live viewers.

01:26:31.880 I was actually going to ask, do you think, and I think the answer is pretty clear, but

01:26:36.420 do you think that our collective podcast community has woken more people up to the danger that

01:26:42.440 they're in versus the Mises Caucus or the Libertarian Party?

01:26:45.320 Because I think it's probably not this podcast.

01:26:51.400 I was like, y'all three are killing it.

01:26:53.360 You're doing great.

01:26:54.000 It literally has 70 views.

01:27:00.780 They have 21,000 subscribers.

01:27:05.920 Not looking good for that ratio there.

01:27:08.880 But I think that the podcast, if you take all Libertarian podcasts, I think they have

01:27:13.880 done much more, I would say.

01:27:16.500 I mean, that's why I'm here, pretty much.

01:27:18.080 I'd say it's probably tenfold, honestly.

01:27:20.440 Yeah, I'm here because of Lines of Liberty and Dave Smith, for the most part, so.

01:27:26.280 I'm here because of memes on Instagram.

01:27:28.380 I'm sorry.

01:27:30.220 I'm sorry.

01:27:30.820 It's all your fault, man.

01:27:32.320 This is never meant to be like this.

01:27:35.700 It's supposed to be a dumb podcast.

01:27:37.560 Shit.

01:27:38.340 Didn't mean you to spend all your life savings and time on us, but.

01:27:42.480 Clint, Clint, someone's spending more of Clint's money here.

01:27:46.940 Ashley is saying she has more money than you.

01:27:48.860 I love it.

01:27:50.080 The first one was $5.

01:27:51.420 This one's $2.

01:27:52.260 That's how you know it's your money.

01:27:54.920 I was saying it was Clint's money.

01:27:56.040 Those are patients.

01:27:57.080 We can add some zeros to those.

01:27:59.240 I know for a fact we can get some of those Jermaine Vincent type of super chats.

01:28:06.320 Yeah, shout out Jermaine.

01:28:07.860 Ship us some money.

01:28:08.760 What's up, Jermaine?

01:28:10.200 Jermaine or that Indian dude that kept sitting at us like whatever.

01:28:13.860 400 rubles, dude?

01:28:15.100 Yeah, 400 rubles.

01:28:16.240 Is that his name?

01:28:17.840 I saw him in here earlier, I think.

01:28:20.100 That's how you know you made it when you get your own Indian dude.

01:28:22.580 Yeah, that's right.

01:28:23.420 Dude, we got him and then he would send like 400 rupees, which we had no clue how much that was.

01:28:28.900 We looked up and it was like $5.

01:28:30.440 Yeah, it's like $4.

01:28:31.460 Damn it.

01:28:31.780 I was going to tell the story.

01:28:33.380 I was going to say it.

01:28:34.120 We looked up and it was $5.

01:28:35.480 We're like, that's awesome.

01:28:36.400 And then we saw another one.

01:28:37.400 It started with $4.

01:28:38.380 And so we're like, okay, another $5.

01:28:39.820 He was like, oh wait, it was $4,000.

01:28:41.720 And he said it was $50.

01:28:43.500 And he just, I don't think he even said anything.

01:28:45.980 And then we just made fun of him for smelling bad.

01:28:48.020 So, but I don't know how good we are doing it.

01:28:51.340 What is happening with the Super Chat money?

01:28:53.100 Are we funneling it all into Bitcoin or what?

01:28:56.800 Actually, right now, I think it's just sitting in our YouTube account.

01:29:00.320 But we probably should be.

01:29:01.820 Have you even gotten your AdSense letter so you can confirm your address?

01:29:05.740 Yeah, we can get it.

01:29:06.400 Yeah, we're all done with that.

01:29:07.260 That is the dumbest system, though.

01:29:09.860 That's still how you have to confirm.

01:29:12.300 You have to get a letter to your house.

01:29:15.740 It's harder to get your money from YouTube than it is to vote in America.

01:29:19.900 We still have like $79 in YouTube from before we got demonetized.

01:29:24.660 And we cannot get it out.

01:29:26.600 Oh, I didn't realize that.

01:29:28.060 I don't even fucking want it.

01:29:31.120 And Ashton is still saying she's richer than Clint.

01:29:35.180 And his plastic surgery.

01:29:36.960 What the fuck?

01:29:39.040 What plastic surgery?

01:29:40.280 Did you get ass implants or something?

01:29:41.820 What are you doing?

01:29:42.340 Dude, if I had gotten any plastic surgery, I'd be way better looking.

01:29:45.860 Goddamn.

01:29:47.160 Wait, did you actually?

01:29:48.700 Did you actually sit there and say Alita?

01:29:51.840 We're doing a transplant.

01:29:52.420 Did you actually get a...

01:29:53.040 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:29:53.940 You got to get some of that Mexican plastic surgery.

01:29:55.960 Just go down to Mexico and get some whatever, just the weirdest type of medical procedures they have.

01:30:00.740 Just the newest shit.

01:30:01.900 It doesn't matter.

01:30:02.500 Just do everything.

01:30:03.260 Just sign up for all...

01:30:03.760 I've got horse knees now.

01:30:05.160 Well, that's why Robbie's going to Cellulita, because he needs the AIDS medication, so that's why he's going to home.

01:30:11.220 Makes sense.

01:30:12.460 Yeah, I did.

01:30:13.160 I asked her for...

01:30:13.780 She asked me what I wanted for Christmas.

01:30:15.040 I said a PS5.

01:30:15.940 I didn't think she would actually get it, but she's been looking, and they're totally sold out.

01:30:18.900 So I'm probably not going to get one.

01:30:20.000 Oh, I was going to say, I thought you already got one.

01:30:22.240 And I was like, there's...

01:30:23.220 How did the fuck...

01:30:24.020 Is this some kind of, like...

01:30:25.600 I guess the rich people do, I mean, get some type of better...

01:30:29.560 I mean, live on a different plane of existence than all of us four of middle-classes.

01:30:32.560 He's using it to play Socom 2.

01:30:36.380 I'm going to start drinking heavily again and play Socom 2.

01:30:38.920 I'm going to live my best life.

01:30:40.360 You guys aren't even going to recognize me.

01:30:41.680 I really do want a PS5, though.

01:30:43.300 Those bitches came out over a year ago, and they are still impossible to get.

01:30:46.560 What the hell is happening?

01:30:47.540 I still want a PS5 because my PS4 got stolen by the United States government, so...

01:30:52.180 What?

01:30:53.060 Well, the U.S. Postal Service, actually, but...

01:30:56.120 Well, all right.

01:30:57.760 They literally, like, I guess they stole it because I never got it.

01:31:00.820 It got shipped to me, and then I never received it.

01:31:02.780 So the United States Postal Service has my PS4 somewhere with, I think, MLB The Show 21 is sitting in it, so...

01:31:11.760 Why was this coming USPS and not...

01:31:15.520 Because my parents shipped it to me.

01:31:18.140 My parents went to the...

01:31:19.080 It was so boring, and everyone stopped watching.

01:31:21.360 I'll ask.

01:31:21.840 Is it illegal to ship a firearm through the mail?

01:31:26.740 Yes.

01:31:27.320 It is if you get caught.

01:31:28.880 Only if you get caught, okay.

01:31:30.660 Yeah, right.

01:31:31.200 Well, yeah, I mean, technically...

01:31:32.160 Not if you sent it to a licensed firearm dealer.

01:31:35.120 Let's just say he sent it to a licensed firearm dealer, whether or not it's true.

01:31:39.700 That would be what I would suggest.

01:31:42.460 Oh, by the way, so I did...

01:31:44.040 Just before we go...

01:31:45.320 So I was...

01:31:45.680 Have you ever watched War Dogs?

01:31:46.960 The movie War Dogs?

01:31:48.480 Yeah.

01:31:49.080 War Dogs.

01:31:49.780 Which one is that?

01:31:51.840 It's the one with Jonah Hill.

01:31:54.680 Yeah, so if you haven't watched it in a while, go back and watch just the beginning, like, five minutes.

01:32:01.380 Or basically, like, first two minutes of that movie opens up with basically the biggest red pill on war ever, which is basically, like, about how war is...

01:32:13.280 It's not about patriotism.

01:32:15.360 It's not about, like, fighting for your freedoms.

01:32:17.660 It's literally about money.

01:32:19.140 And if you're either in the money or you're not.

01:32:22.040 And it was just like, holy shit.

01:32:24.260 They just came...

01:32:24.820 Hollywood just came out and literally just shat all over.

01:32:27.360 And just literally said...

01:32:28.720 Talked about Dick Cheney's...

01:32:29.900 This is Dick Cheney's war and fucking crazy shit like that.

01:32:33.940 It's pretty awesome.

01:32:34.360 I put out one of my most black-pilled tweets a couple days ago.

01:32:36.780 And I was basically saying that the reason for the profligate spending from our government is that everyone in the government knows that the empire is dying.

01:32:44.380 And that basically the dollar is dying and everything is fucking falling apart.

01:32:47.920 And they're all...

01:32:48.680 Basically, when you think that the system is going to be sustainable, you can just...

01:32:52.060 You can continue to milk it slowly.

01:32:54.320 You don't want to kill the cow kind of mentality.

01:32:56.260 But now they know the cow is fucking dead.

01:32:57.880 So they're just, like, you know, ripping as much milk out of that dead carcass as they possibly can.

01:33:02.940 That is honestly how I think they are functioning.

01:33:05.860 Do you think that they actually know or did I give them too much credit?

01:33:10.060 No, I don't think that's...

01:33:11.380 I think there's, like, a mixture of...

01:33:13.500 Yeah.

01:33:13.700 Evil and ignorance.

01:33:16.140 And I think that the evil people are, you know, profiting off of it as much as they can while it still exists.

01:33:22.820 And the ignorant people are just going along with it.

01:33:24.840 I think they know.

01:33:26.220 It's ignorance on the street level, but it's evil at the higher level.

01:33:30.160 Right.

01:33:30.880 Okay.

01:33:31.780 Makes sense.

01:33:33.780 Yeah.

01:33:34.200 All right.

01:33:34.480 Get that last super chat.

01:33:35.780 That's also how I describe Tower Gang, I guess.

01:33:39.220 What?

01:33:39.800 Evil and retarded?

01:33:41.100 Yeah.

01:33:41.360 I was trying to end with a whammy, but all I really ever had was that joke about people getting molested when I'm around.

01:33:48.320 Let's be honest.

01:33:48.880 I tried to ride that thing all the way to the ground.

01:33:51.640 We milked that for, yeah.

01:33:53.680 Oh, yeah.

01:33:54.000 Something we'll bring it back.

01:33:54.800 Probably.

01:33:55.620 Ashton is saying that Clint is her husband now, so I don't know what's going on there.

01:33:59.500 Whoa.

01:34:00.000 I don't know.

01:34:00.540 That's a battle claim right there.

01:34:03.640 Our relationship is set up rapidly.

01:34:06.120 Yeah.

01:34:06.380 Mark, give your plugs after you answer this.

01:34:08.900 How do you think your comedy set's going to go?

01:34:13.680 It's going to go fucking stellar, as everyone has.

01:34:16.000 I've done stand-up comedy three times total, and it went stellar all three times.

01:34:19.620 Now, granted, the audience was packed with my friends, who I paid to be there and fed a lot of weed to.

01:34:24.980 But I'm going to do that again in Salluleta, so it's going to be fine.

01:34:27.920 Are you better at it than Brian McWilliams?

01:34:30.380 No question.

01:34:34.080 I never tried to get paid at doing it, and I made $20 on it.

01:34:38.180 Now, granted, it was $20 at a show that Brian McWilliams put on, but still, I think I made more than he did that night.

01:34:46.140 But I will say, nothing can beat the plant hitting Brian's head.

01:34:49.860 That's funnier than anything I will say.

01:34:51.160 That's literally one of the funniest things I've seen.

01:34:54.160 The plant was really funny.

01:34:55.420 His reaction of kicking the door for no reason and yelling profanities.

01:35:01.300 Well, he got angry the second time when he realized he couldn't fix the plant or whatever.

01:35:06.340 To me, that's actually the funnier one, because the initial anger I can get, but then it's like he tries to put it together, like he's going to save this plant or something and then re-hang it up, and then he realized this is not going to happen.

01:35:17.860 He was like Jack of Kennedy with John's head.

01:35:20.940 He was like, yeah.

01:35:27.520 That's the only good joke we've had all night, so I'm going to leave it right there.

01:35:30.800 That's going to be the closer.

01:35:32.320 I am Clint from Liberty Lockdown.

01:35:34.180 Follow me on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, all over the place, at Liberty Lockpot on Twitter, Liberty Lockdown.

01:35:39.260 Take my whole dowry.

01:35:40.160 How dare you?

01:35:40.980 Stop giving away our money.

01:35:42.220 I'm so poor.

01:35:43.680 I'm so poor.

01:35:44.480 I've never had a job in my life.

01:35:46.400 And at Liberty Lockpot on Twitter.

01:35:47.980 Thank you, guys.

01:35:49.820 Read.

01:35:50.060 Lines of Liberty, hear me roar, at Lines of Liberty and Second Print Comics.

01:35:54.360 Yeah.

01:35:54.660 Oh, yeah.

01:35:55.220 And again, Naturalist Capitalist on Twitter, Naturalist Capitalist on YouTube, Odyssey, and

01:36:01.720 all your audio podcasts, and Facebook, and at Reed Coverdale on Instagram.

01:36:09.080 And if you don't want to subscribe to him, he will pick you up off the side of a road and

01:36:12.180 bring you to his basement.

01:36:13.380 So that's right.

01:36:14.100 Also, Reed, did you shout out any other type of accounts that you run?

01:36:20.060 Or is that still under wraps?

01:36:21.820 Oh, yeah.

01:36:22.620 I think everyone knows I run the Utah Mises Caucus page now.

01:36:27.260 But if you don't, go follow it.

01:36:29.120 They offered me the keys to the Florida Mises Caucus.

01:36:31.600 So we got to battle.

01:36:33.840 It was retarded.

01:36:34.580 I still haven't been offered the Alabama Mises Caucus keys, which I think is just retarded.

01:36:38.560 I mean, I have the ear of the Massachusetts guys.

01:36:43.120 If there was any person on Earth that I would not hand over the keys to an account I don't

01:36:48.280 want to get nuked, it would be you.

01:36:50.540 You are immediately.

01:36:52.560 Imagine, though.

01:36:54.080 Imagine, though.

01:36:54.480 It would be great.

01:36:55.140 It would be great.

01:36:55.740 But you would immediately get nuked.

01:36:57.200 Immediately.

01:36:57.600 Speaking of that, you can follow me at TowerKingCole.

01:37:02.340 I changed my name because Jose made fun of me.

01:37:05.720 And so then my wife, after I changed it, my wife made fun of me.

01:37:09.600 So I really don't know where I'm going to rebrand to.

01:37:11.760 But TowerKingCole for right now.

01:37:13.460 And then next week, we have on...

01:37:16.360 Lord Miles.

01:37:17.560 Lord Miles, which was on Clip's show and apparently is a riot.

01:37:22.500 Yeah, he's a complete nutcase.

01:37:25.240 He's going to be amazing on this show.

01:37:26.420 So I'm thrilled that we're going to have him.

01:37:28.560 Yeah, so that's up next.

01:37:29.580 Tower Power Hour.

01:37:30.420 I'm Anarcho Toad, obviously.

01:37:31.940 And go see Clint and Mark at the Sayulita Super Spreader and get your asses swabbed or

01:37:37.120 whatever goes on there.

01:37:37.780 Also, you can find more of Toad by joining the $25 level of the Lions of Liberty Pride.

01:37:43.220 That's right.

01:37:43.860 Although my payment was skipped last month, so I didn't get the email to the invite to

01:37:49.220 the most recent one.

01:37:50.640 So I wasn't at that one.

01:37:51.620 Your payment was skipped or something went around?

01:37:56.420 Mark's going to show up to your house with a bat and just beat the shit out of you for

01:37:59.520 the name it is.

01:38:00.860 I know people down here, man.

01:38:02.440 Be careful.

01:38:03.560 Their goons are going to show up for sure.

01:38:06.300 All right.

Tower Gang - November 24, 2021

Ep 45 - Mises Maui Mommy Milkers w⧸ Marc Clair

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