Tower Gang - Ep 46 - Ancapistan in South Sudan w⧸ Lord Miles Routledge

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00:00:12.760 kamikazes you see the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this and she needs to 1.00

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00:00:40.760 welcome everybody to another special episode of tower gang power hour we've got as always the 1.00

00:00:51.560 host big big c-o-l-e cole got toad wearing his hugh hefner outfit 1.00

00:00:58.100 i think uh we got the host of no way jose jose galison what's up

00:01:03.500 y tambien the man who is the prince of afghanistan the lord of the miles welcome in lord miles

00:01:15.360 real quick clint i know you just did a part of the prom appearance uh did you take me up on my

00:01:21.280 suggestion i know top wanted you to wear top lobster gear and i just said what you should do is

00:01:26.040 anytime you're going to use the word no just replace it with no way jose just naturally in

00:01:30.140 conversation here's a subtle plug i completely forgot to wear uh tops clothes and i didn't mention

00:01:37.080 it but i mentioned all of you by name and i said host of the no way jose podcast so you couldn't

00:01:42.300 you got a better plug other than hell yeah it'll be out tomorrow so you guys can check it out anyways

00:01:48.920 miles thank you so much for coming on man i i actually had you on my show last week and i was

00:01:52.900 like this is the guy that needs to be on tower gang so i'm so glad you were able to make it

00:01:57.720 there's the least i could do on very base to play lightly huh dude it was so funny because like uh so

00:02:04.400 we reached out to miles months ago like right after like whenever you got on twitter you blew up you

00:02:09.180 got to like 10 000 followers like fucking that you had like some posts you got like 20 000 i can't 0.95

00:02:14.200 remember it was it was insane we're like hey let's get him on he seems really base at the same time 0.91

00:02:18.280 we were also trying to get on those uh afghani uh people on twitter also remember when it was like

00:02:23.540 when afghan when the taliban twitter was taking over which is the aliban feds you're trying to put

00:02:28.460 the taliban on yeah that would have been amazing if we could have got lord miles and the actual

00:02:32.680 that's what we wanted to do that's what was our goal but it couldn't happen it didn't work out but

00:02:38.600 it would have been like memory tv you know

00:02:41.240 dude can you explain what happened i know you probably explained it on clint's but just like

00:02:49.400 so everybody knows like what like basically just go through your time in afghanistan and then um

00:02:55.840 and then what happened afterwards and then we can get into all the crazy fun shit so

00:02:59.600 well it's a pretty standard holiday really so i just casually pop down to afghanistan as you do

00:03:06.280 during the fall of the fall of afghanistan um so when the taliban were taking over i came down i

00:03:12.940 basically met the taliban they pointed a few guns at me a few times but that was chill they invited me 1.00

00:03:17.760 for drinks basically by politely declined and um a few times i stopped the taliban advancements

00:03:23.000 indirectly by accident which was pretty funny um i got threatened a few times someone pulled a knife

00:03:28.520 on me it's just like birmingham really or london and um when i met the sas the special forces uh went

00:03:36.460 into a compound safe house basically watched the whole country fall from the tv with some popcorn

00:03:42.180 it's quite uh it's quite the show and then i got escorted out on a military plane back to the uk

00:03:48.020 and uh took some selfies with the taliban so just a casual week really just normal stuff

00:03:53.640 you're trying to avoid malang over there does that name ring a bell malang oh i know him yes on twitter

00:03:59.380 he follows me well he did at one point anyway i when i mentioned i was catholic he doesn't follow me

00:04:04.320 but um i suddenly didn't run into him it's like every romantic comedy film you see on netflix you know

00:04:10.060 it's two two people that are destined to be together but it just never happens it was like me and him

00:04:14.840 in afghanistan yeah we were trying to set that up it would be cool get your beheading set up live 1.00

00:04:18.800 on tower power hour you know i love a good live leak oh i thought they were gonna fuck or something 1.00

00:04:25.360 maybe he would behead him and then fuck his neck hole or something oh my god 1.00

00:04:29.660 just bring a goat just bring a goat they'll be much more interested in the goat instead so 1.00

00:04:37.980 and then what and then what happened afterwards i know like you went like dark

00:04:44.060 there for a while like yeah so my university pulled me aside it goes miles you went to afghanistan

00:04:50.400 naughty boy you shouldn't have done that and i'm like okay fair enough and he go okay because you've

00:04:56.900 been extra naughty no posting on social media i'm like okay i didn't know you can say that or make

00:05:01.940 me do that but sure okay and he go yeah sure any controversy with you because you're such a normal

00:05:06.940 person um will basically kick you out of university and i was trembling obviously in my chair you know

00:05:12.240 very worried very concerned and uh i was like yeah sure fair enough okay i want to finish his degree

00:05:17.180 screw it and then he go now you're not allowed to publish a book either and i basically go whoa whoa 0.52

00:05:23.160 whoa this book it's based i've already signed the contract for it and all the money that i get goes

00:05:29.460 towards my tour guide so if anything i'm keeping this guy afloat so he doesn't die almost you know

00:05:34.680 financially so if i give up this book deal this guy might be homeless with six kids and his wife

00:05:40.120 and i used to be homeless so i knew it was a tough time right i don't want i don't want that on him

00:05:44.340 so i tell the university oh excuse me yeah so um my book deal it comes out after i graduate um it's

00:05:51.660 going to save a few people's lives maybe it's essential just let me do it and they go absolutely

00:05:56.680 not miles miss can't backfire enough on us at all just um you can't publish your book if you do it

00:06:02.660 you kicked out and i go you can't kick me out i quit and uh so i just dropped out of university um

00:06:12.720 in your final year yeah so you can tell i'm pre-autistic so i take physics

00:06:17.460 so i just dropped out and then i've converted a level five diploma to a full-term degree so i'm

00:06:25.200 going to get a job in banking and finance uh so with my nose um it's quite fitting

00:06:29.740 it is weird that it is weird that the uh the university system's like that over in england i know

00:06:36.440 uh i remember listening on pete canione's show there's one person we i sent out an offer to because

00:06:41.700 she got a count dankula to read uh a god that failed but like she is a tranny in in england i 0.97

00:06:49.620 don't know specifically where and i guess they somehow got wind of her fucking like hoppian 1.00

00:06:54.080 fucking like leanings and i guess she had the same issue too where they were threatening to kick her 1.00

00:06:58.200 out of college which is fucking wild it's like it's a tranny you're not allowed to fuck with them 1.00

00:07:02.540 what are you talking about it makes sense that a tranny would be a hoppian though because 40 percent 0.99

00:07:07.360 of them physically remove themselves and please call them by the british name jingling kings

00:07:13.780 that's what they call them i can't refer them absolutely

00:07:17.720 is that true i mean all of jiggling things no 40 percent of hoppians are have anime pfbs or trannies 0.74

00:07:27.620 that's how that works so speaking of transgender one at one point i i was single for bad times day

00:07:34.260 so i created an alt account on facebook instead of calling myself miles routledge i call myself

00:07:39.060 miley and i photoshopped a bunch of long blonde hair and a10 eyes and big lipstick on myself

00:07:45.540 and then i dated myself on facebook and loads of people fell for it so um technically i was 0.99

00:07:50.920 transgender but not really did you did you fuck yourself on valentine's day like let's go in your 1.00

00:07:58.080 bed and jerk off 1.00

00:07:59.000 as a catholic actually don't masturbate so i'm pretty i'm pretty red-pilled oh yeah that's true 1.00

00:08:06.580 that's true exactly um the only people that's helping me over other media 0.95

00:08:11.640 24 hours out netting once and i like i think i punched a hole in the wall and beat my wife and 0.99

00:08:18.420 are you are you waiting for for marriage for sex too and not masturbate i've slept with a few people 0.99

00:08:27.180 before unfortunately um i'm waiting till marriage now um so unfortunately every single time i get 0.99

00:08:33.060 turned on i i basically just um start beating the wall and everything and i get my pet hamster and 0.93

00:08:39.000 put inside a sock and just start slamming around the table um holy shit someone knows my peter 0.96

00:08:45.020 do you have any sort of like weird loopholes like is it like you just do like ass play and that's okay 0.99

00:08:49.760 or like the uh i know the i know the mormons have the um what do they call it 0.72

00:09:07.120 soaking that's what it is soaking where they

00:09:10.360 i can imagine god looking from above and looking down going oh you figured out boophole clever

00:09:17.260 people

00:09:17.680 well the joke is always that he's like a t-rex and he can't sit like yeah it's like motion that

00:09:23.660 sets him up it'd be awesome if if there was an earthquake in utah and like 10 000 10 000 mormons 0.99

00:09:30.840 killed themselves because they had been soaking and then they started 0.92

00:09:33.220 if you're a t-rex it would really suck because your arms would be so short you wouldn't be able 1.00

00:09:38.700 to beat off you're saying you're talking about god beating off you know that right yeah 0.89

00:09:43.140 god can do what he wants the rules are made up for him all right by the way no what would have to

00:09:49.900 actually happen if there was a earthquake in utah would just be like nine months later there would 0.70

00:09:54.580 just be a huge increase in the population for no fucking reason this earthquake happened nine 0.98

00:10:01.260 months ago and now we just have our population like went up by 20 percent what the fuck is going 0.99

00:10:06.080 all these uh immaculate uh conceptions where everyone's denying that they had sex but there's 0.98

00:10:11.280 all these pregnant chicks walking around by the way byu is just byu is just like 30 percent children 1.00

00:10:18.160 a whole bunch of kids claiming they found silver plates or some shit you know wherever the fuck 1.00

00:10:25.840 their stupid story is i mean i i've probably never gone like more than like a week without 1.00

00:10:32.160 nutting though i would say though so i don't even know what would happen like i can't even imagine 1.00

00:10:35.180 that your balls just like massive or something like i'm about to explode like yeah dude he went to 0.99

00:10:40.640 afghanistan his balls are massive or is it like is it like fasting where after a certain amount of 0.99

00:10:46.360 time you just kind of forget about being hungry you just kind of you just kind of forget about it 0.98

00:10:50.620 then you see um for industrial society you see someone on uh twitter or um something pops up on

00:10:56.980 your computer and you just go oh it's disgusting okay then you get tempted and sometimes you might 0.86

00:11:02.080 fall into it but most of the time you kind of just go oh you're disgusting and just disgust yourself at 0.91

00:11:07.580 this point um you see someone's attractive and it actually actively disgusts you because you

00:11:12.400 basically just realize what all they are uh you know because imagine this is the thing too if i was a 0.98

00:11:19.980 woman i would have a lot of self-respect so i don't understand the mentasia posting ass pictures 1.00

00:11:24.740 or anything like that on social media it would disgust me don't listen to him 0.98

00:11:28.280 shots fired at least i mean the top row of all three of us have like posted nudes on twitter 0.89

00:11:38.600 i accidentally posted my balls in the timeline to be fair by the way lord miles you know if you 0.84

00:11:49.920 wait long enough at some point you'll start getting attracted to little boys just like the 0.97

00:11:53.520 priests so it just it just takes a while it takes a while you lose it no i'm not scully pilled at

00:12:00.880 the moment you said industrial society are you a follower of uncle ted kaczynski oh yeah if i

00:12:08.800 have the ability to buy a plot of land in northern siberia i will not hesitate to max out my credit

00:12:14.280 cards and run there max out your credit cards to yes ship things to universities all over the country

00:12:20.480 or but this is what i do i basically just max out my credit cards buy all the equipment i need to

00:12:30.660 start a little self-sufficient ecosystem run into some nature reserve in siberia or northern alaska or

00:12:36.680 something and just basically fish till i die at the ripe old age of 40 from hyperthermia there'll be a

00:12:42.240 lovely way to go are you planning are you planning to get married like as soon as possible so that

00:12:47.320 you can finally you know have sex again oh yeah to be fair like i it's going to a point where i'm

00:12:52.280 actually not too crazy about having sex too soon i basically just want to have five children and

00:12:57.940 just homeschool them raise them as basic as i can and restart a little society and some plot of land

00:13:03.640 you know make little slaves is what you want you just want little child slaves to run your little 1.00

00:13:08.940 farm oh i even have so check my basement i have i have to play matchmaker here there is a uh a girl 1.00

00:13:16.820 on twitter her name is at liberty anders and she i think is interested in you sir miles so if you're 0.90

00:13:24.160 interested she's a very attractive girl she's very she's very wholesome doesn't post any ass pics or 1.00

00:13:29.520 anything like that totally i'm tweeting at it right now yeah just just make it happen cole we're gonna

00:13:34.040 we're gonna we're gonna make a love connection and i cannot wait to follow your story as you guys 1.00

00:13:38.720 go to siberia and have five kids it's gonna be beautiful go break off a piece of that dick after 1.00

00:13:42.720 marriage this guy's highly autistic so attractive i'm telling you she's into you dog she's like she i 1.00

00:13:51.460 think she saw you on my show and she was like yeah i think i don't i don't really trust her though

00:13:55.240 because apparently she's not a good judge of character if she's a woman 1.00

00:13:59.200 that's what i say anybody any woman that's interested in me is obviously not not the right 1.00

00:14:05.460 fit because what are you thinking you're talking about british or american or

00:14:10.100 is she british or american or no she's she's an american she's american i don't want to give

00:14:18.620 too much of her information away maggie solid choice i didn't remember who that was she's 0.99

00:14:23.820 she's the fucking dying beast yeah yeah and she and she's interested dog i'm telling you don't 1.00

00:14:29.440 don't fuck around miles it's a high commodity well we can talk his friends absolutely so tell her to 1.00

00:14:34.660 dm me if she wants oh there we go so miles so what's it like being like one of maybe four people 0.99

00:14:42.380 in england that are actually based like it's kind of weird like i i i think cow on one hand

00:14:47.880 because i know them all all like the actual cool people in england and like you're up there

00:14:53.220 it's like count de la zuby lord miles that's it everyone else we got we got a rogue in uh in that 0.89

00:15:00.260 tranny and in our fucking i can honestly say i've been persecuted more by the british mainstream media 0.95

00:15:08.520 and my university than i had by the taliban i mean i well that's what i was thinking i was like you 0.99

00:15:14.280 literally well what's funny is you said you like you had a gun pointing your face you had a knife

00:15:17.940 drawn on you but like were you scared the most whenever your university was like we're gonna

00:15:22.040 take away your like yeah that's that's so crazy it's like the taliban pointed guns at me and held

00:15:28.580 knives to me at some point and i thought i was gonna die and that was all in london i wasn't scared

00:15:32.860 i was only scared yeah casual weekend but i was only scared when the media started popping off and

00:15:39.360 saying terrible things that weren't true and you know going oh he's a reckless person how dare you

00:15:44.100 live a normal life and not consume story and work nine to five in a hellscape uh you know

00:15:49.520 investment banking job or something i'm more concerned about media you know trying to get me

00:15:53.900 uh cancelled or you know doxing my address than i am by the taliban sending hellfire missiles to my 0.51

00:16:00.040 house i don't i don't really care at this point at this point um i figured out too you can actually go

00:16:07.500 to north korea and actually just surrender yourself and basically just um you know join their

00:16:13.560 citizenship program and you can just live a nice life as a north korean they'll kidnap japanese 1.00

00:16:18.980 women for you and teach you korea and basically treat you as a god because you'll just spout 1.00

00:16:23.240 stuff on their media so i could and you're super tall you're like god level tall why am i not moving

00:16:30.420 to north korea i'm the only the only non-mal nourished person north korea pop kim jong-un so uh

00:16:37.240 lovely stuff yeah i'll just go there and go they've got this terrible thing in the west called 0.92

00:16:42.660 soy and it basically makes you grow man boobs and they'll be like oh 0.99

00:16:47.120 dude so you were actually homeless because i i wanted to uh we were already going to talk about 0.92

00:16:55.340 this because right now yeah i don't get into it because this piqued my interest and someone

00:17:00.180 actually already tweeted about it and said like it was just like uh you were homeless does that

00:17:04.140 change anyone's opinions because right now on liberty twitter there is a huge argument about what

00:17:10.140 we should do with the homeless people and so i want to hear what you think should be done with like

00:17:15.280 yeah homeless people on public property real quick i do not start with catapults because

00:17:21.040 apparently people get sensitive when you bring up catapults real quick i want to point out the

00:17:25.560 tweet on homeless people that won it for the day it was brandon's as always it says i've never been

00:17:31.100 homeless but if i were i would be i would have the common decency to do it in my own home

00:17:35.460 when i was homeless i was homeless for about three to four months so you know serious stuff it wasn't

00:17:49.940 kind of uh you know riding beds or something it was actually on the streets homeless in

00:17:54.700 birmingham which is basically london too um but when i was there most of the homeless people were

00:18:00.120 just drug addicts i'm not gonna lie most of the people you know they make out that they were

00:18:04.500 falling on hard times but then they were just snorting coke and all this other stuff and doing

00:18:08.460 ketamine casually on the streets so you make it sound pretty dope yeah

00:18:13.080 but honestly these homeless people you can't force them to go to rehab or anything

00:18:24.420 i would physically just force them into rehab just physically you know just pick them up off

00:18:28.500 the streets i would hire some bodybuilders and just pick them up and just shove them 0.98

00:18:32.360 in some area sorry what was that i would just force them into rehab and hopefully give them you know

00:18:39.980 some good times and everything um i would probably i would probably start a podcast with them and make

00:18:46.220 them tell their crackhead stories i think it'd be fun dude i'm not even gonna lie okay so we were

00:18:51.500 talking about this earlier we said uh what should we do like what is something we do i said we could

00:18:55.560 probably interview the homeless for our podcast and i was like yeah it's five some five guys give

00:19:03.160 them a bed for the night and talk to them i mean most likely they'll have some excellent stories about

00:19:07.400 some uh crackhead on the street just trying to kill them or something and they'll be chill most of

00:19:12.960 the people that are homeless are pretty chill and they just have excellent stories i mean my stories

00:19:18.440 of in afghanistan were nothing these homeless people were speaking about um how they're on the run

00:19:23.420 from the police and i've most wanted in the uk for parking tickets or something most of the times

00:19:27.980 it was spouting rubbish but i like to think there's some truth there and last time last time someone 0.85

00:19:33.280 got me a bed i also ended up with five guys but it was not food it was still in your mouth though

00:19:40.200 i would i would yeah that's true i did eat it um i would i would kind of like to if we're gonna

00:19:46.480 still have a draft which obviously i oppose but if we're gonna have a draft why don't we put the

00:19:50.460 homeless on the front lines dude 100 i think i think i even tweeted about that just like hey man

00:19:55.420 like why are we sending our good old boys over there when all these dudes will go i mean and

00:20:00.600 they're crazier i mean just send them out we'll give them meth there's that one line from x-men with

00:20:07.500 magneto that was always really dope that stood out to me and he's like in war you send the pawns first 0.89

00:20:11.980 so there you go you know they're also like unkillable they're like roaches man but what i

00:20:18.260 tweeted out is what we should do is because most most of the homeless are unvaccinated we should 1.00

00:20:23.260 take we should we should take the homeless and we should flood all the uh businesses that are 1.00

00:20:28.820 requiring uh the vaccine with all the unvaccinated homeless dude you just called

00:20:34.940 roaches bro have you even met one jewish homeless person even one like i mean roaches is a pretty 0.99

00:20:42.680 absolute half term but that's like so you know they talk about dog whistle language like that's the 0.99

00:20:49.280 only word that i actually think is kind of a dog whistle for genocide like he's fucking roach 0.99

00:20:55.320 three more pop-up because you can't fucking kill him 1.00

00:21:03.060 are you trying to no you're legally allowed to kill him i've killed like five homeless people 1.00

00:21:08.560 no one investigates it i i watched american cycle and got inspired i was like wow

00:21:16.100 was based that was

00:21:18.140 it wasn't the depiction of yuppie culture it was clearly you know wow you can just

00:21:24.380 stab people and get away with it if you're rich

00:21:26.560 i had no idea that american cycle was a documentary about toad's weekend 0.64

00:21:32.120 i mean it's actually kind of true if you watch american psycho it has two different morals depending

00:21:37.200 on how you interpret the ending if you interpret it as it was all in his mind it's kind of the idea 0.91

00:21:41.620 that like mental illness and like who gives a fuck as long as it's in your head but if it's the 0.80

00:21:45.720 other way around it's the it's if it's the other way around and it's some of it's real obviously 0.99

00:21:50.560 some of it was fake then the uh whole moral of the story is how no one really gives a shit and 0.99

00:21:55.100 it's so like yes no one gives a fuck if you kill homeless people like oh whatever it's called white 0.99

00:22:01.960 supremacy and clint learned about it today very hard it sure did for i mean that's basically what 0.99

00:22:08.200 spaces is is homeless people talking

00:22:10.180 i tweeted about this and grifters please no no no i tweeted about this i said medication

00:22:17.960 i tweeted about this i said um how can you talk about white supremacy when you're literally on

00:22:24.800 spaces all day long it's like i i thought it was a stereotype that black people don't have jobs or

00:22:30.480 are like like jobless but jesus christ i literally i tweeted about a space the uh the um 0.56

00:22:36.920 white people don't do nothing i think it was either white people don't earn nothing or something 0.97

00:22:41.580 like that don't deserve nothing yeah yeah that's what it was nothing it's nothing n-u-f-f-i-n 0.97

00:22:47.420 i tweeted about that like eight this morning i think that space ended about seven o'clock tonight

00:22:54.160 they were literally on there all day you need to get a song out your bus you play

00:22:58.620 i don't understand how how that was allowed to stay up but our why do black people exist 1.00

00:23:05.600 chat got nuked right away and if you and just for the record if you were in both of those rooms 0.82

00:23:11.360 if you were in the white people don't deserve nothing room and you listen to it for like 10

00:23:15.340 minutes it was some of the most egregious race essentialism horrific racism the entire time and 0.92

00:23:22.880 it's all black people talking as honestly as you have ever heard a human being talk and it's like 0.99

00:23:27.700 it's like you stepped into a kkk rally but for black people in 1950s it's fucking horrifying and 0.99

00:23:33.100 then in the in the you know why do black people exist room everyone's in there just going like 0.99

00:23:37.000 racism's terrible like no one why do they hate us and it's like we considered we considered we

00:23:43.860 considered actually recording the white people don't do nothing and just playing it as an episode

00:23:48.400 tonight were you guys in this spaces i popped in that one later after the one got nuked or ended or

00:23:54.880 whatever and there was one i think it was one of those because there were so many ones with similar

00:23:57.960 names and there was like this gay like dude like he was like straight up be like yeah i i want all 1.00

00:24:03.940 white people to die fuck them gay black dude dude i'm telling you guys like i can't even begin to 1.00

00:24:12.880 describe how legitimately hate-filled these people's hearts are towards white people like it is horrifying 1.00

00:24:19.660 now hold on and that's acceptable it's weird hold on 0.95

00:24:22.800 were any of these people from south sedan by chance i might be screwed

00:24:27.160 i unfortunately i think they're all american 0.99

00:24:31.080 yeah oh yeah 100 they all they all rap african but they ain't got shit to do with it 0.99

00:24:37.040 clint i just want to say this you're talking about people were all hating on white people 1.00

00:24:41.720 now you forget to mention that you did tell a black man you would fuck his sister 0.99

00:24:46.300 i told a blue check rapper that i would fuck his sister he was being rude he said that i was 1.00

00:24:55.440 no one wants to hear from you backwards hat white man and i was like fuck your sister 1.00

00:25:00.440 it was it was a terrible comeback but it was like i really didn't expect the animosity 0.99

00:25:05.520 i guess i probably should have given that i was in a room you also said you guys but you also said

00:25:10.880 you guys and that really got that really got triggered people what do you mean they literally

00:25:16.180 i was literally what was happening in the in the prior chat that i had been in because i thought

00:25:21.200 that dude said that he came from it but in hindsight i think it may have been someone else who had said

00:25:24.980 it so i basically they all look the same don't they oh my god but yeah today was very interesting i

00:25:34.080 ended up chatting with tarik nasheed for a good 15 minutes and uh he is as dense as you'd imagine i

00:25:40.940 don't think he has any actual solutions to any of the problems that he's pretending exist and and uh

00:25:47.220 he's just not a deep thinker i i tried to put him on the spot i tried to red pull him on the federal

00:25:51.500 reserve which was that was the funniest part you were just like tarik have you ever heard of the fed

00:25:56.720 i was like i was like i was like tarik are you familiar with the federal reserve he's like

00:26:01.360 yeah i heard of it and i was like all right well um you know i think the people that you're actually

00:26:05.720 angry with uh are probably more the central bank types regardless of their race and he's like what

00:26:10.720 color are they though how do you feel about the jews no seriously i was like i was like well i mean

00:26:18.600 if we're gonna go there they're pretty much all jewish so do you want to have this conversation

00:26:22.880 this right here is how all the jew issues happen it's not necessarily the jews are actually legit 0.99

00:26:28.580 issues just said there's these idiots who can't see anything aside from race and that's where they 1.00

00:26:32.800 go and and you know if you got if you got to talk to them if we got to speak their language you know 0.99

00:26:37.540 like well all right then like you know i don't want to though i do not want to and and let's be honest

00:26:42.960 there is a deep-seated hatred for jewish people amongst the black community not all obviously but it

00:26:48.700 is more prevalent yeah it is far more prevalent than anyone wants to admit and it's and we're at this

00:26:56.000 point now where no one can actually talk about the black community without being labeled a racist

00:27:00.000 because you're collectivizing and i don't like to do it either because i don't like to collectivize

00:27:04.020 people but if they're going to talk about white people in this collective way i feel almost 1.00

00:27:08.940 obligated to say hey what about what you're doing because you guys are racist as a motherfucker 0.99

00:27:15.480 towards almost everybody and no one gets to tell you to stop well the problem is they'll get indignant 0.99

00:27:21.040 about it because they'll be like well we can't be racist and it sounds like a joke in our circles

00:27:24.820 we laugh about it but i was legit listening to spaces and they were dead serious and like there's

00:27:29.040 no getting through that and they'll sit there and laugh at you so it is one of those things where

00:27:32.220 it's like maybe the hoppians are right maybe it's just a matter of like just ignore them and move on 0.99

00:27:36.780 like yeah we can pop into their little spaces and stuff and have a giggle but the idea that we're

00:27:41.240 gonna actually like reach them like yeah maybe you might reach a random one here or there but for the

00:27:45.340 most part to some point you just gotta be like oh they're a fucking lost cause and the idea is to be as 0.82

00:27:49.940 separated as possible from them before before we go down the exclusionary you know segregationist 0.96

00:27:55.320 lifestyle path let me let me say this uh i got by race specifically just thought processes yes my

00:28:02.240 belief system let's hope um i got probably 50 dms while i was in that chat because there was like

00:28:07.720 i don't know if there was six or seven thousand people that were listening i think it i think it

00:28:11.820 peaked around like five or six thousand okay yeah yeah and and i got 50 or 60 uh dms from random

00:28:17.880 mass people almost all of them were black people being supportive of me over uh tarik nasheed so i

00:28:25.140 found that fascinating there was also five death threats from black people so there there is there 1.00

00:28:30.140 there is a divide there but um i i would not uh dismiss the entire black community i think many of

00:28:36.000 them see right through this nonsense and they don't they don't like where it's going either i just wish

00:28:40.340 that they would be more vocal or at least be given a platform to present the counter narrative that

00:28:45.280 not all black people want to have race essentialism and and everything be identity politics i think

00:28:50.820 many of them understand this is not progress and in fact is taking us backwards thank god oh yeah i if

00:28:55.420 i if i could be more clear i definitely was not meaning along race lines i was meaning mentalities

00:29:00.380 totally that's what i meant like yes i have i've i've been in the military for like years 0.99

00:29:04.960 super fucking like shitloaded i've worked a lot of black people spanish people all short shit but 0.99

00:29:09.760 yeah it's when you encounter that certain mindset you have to be like i'm probably not going to make 1.00

00:29:14.860 any progress on this person but yeah and let's be honest you're hispanic so you can be racist 1.00

00:29:19.220 towards black people okay i can't be racist 0.98

00:29:21.960 how many people dm'd you sabir being supportive and how many death threats did you get again

00:29:29.760 i got like 20 of the dms were people asking for me to let them speak even though i wasn't the

00:29:34.820 owner of the room so that was just a waste but then there was like 25 supportive uh like super

00:29:39.480 like overly supportive people writing paragraphs saying thank you so much for standing up to this

00:29:44.180 guy everyone else is so cowardly like around tarik i mean people are kind of strong when it

00:29:48.740 comes to tweeting him but they won't be like vocal about like don't let this dude run over you it's 0.93

00:29:53.940 really easy like the only people that were talking to him was this other black dude who's like super

00:29:57.540 base in red pill and he was going ham and it was me ham that was actually that was actually just me

00:30:04.040 with 50 alter counts and uh 2 000 bucks well now that kind of takes the uh the story away but yeah

00:30:12.140 and then i got five like pretty pretty seriously upset people some that were verging on death threats

00:30:17.540 and i was like okay well you know yeah yeah miles miles you thought you you thought you were scared 0.97

00:30:22.140 whenever like your university was coming at you just wait till black people twitter comes at you 1.00

00:30:26.400 that's really scary that's that's when it gets like whenever uh which is weird because i've only 0.84

00:30:30.920 had black people twitter come after me once and it was whenever um oh what was that there was that

00:30:36.180 let me guess it wasn't it wasn't that hockey tweet i can guarantee you no it wasn't no it wasn't about

00:30:42.560 i can't remember which one i might give you a dress of abandoned building near my place and just

00:30:48.100 basically troll them

00:30:49.360 i do want to say one thing one thing i noticed in one of the spaces i was in and and another thing

00:30:57.720 to point to like the hoppians tactic when it comes like blocking this is why i think blocking is super

00:31:02.180 important you should block like crazy because they were legit just flippantly being like oh yeah this

00:31:06.540 guy uh he was saying this report him oh this guy report him and they were just like yeah like they

00:31:11.420 were pointing out some people oh you should just report this person and just like saying to the whole

00:31:14.580 massive group hey go report this guy and so this is why it's like yeah just block these people like

00:31:19.060 especially if you're trying to build any sort of fucking like following because that's a good way 0.51

00:31:24.020 to get your account nuked coming from someone who's had their account nuked block as frequently as 0.60

00:31:28.720 possible and with as little regard as possible as you can like i mean yeah you make some it may make 0.92

00:31:34.220 some mistakes but fuck it no you're you're absolutely right i i i definitely need to go through because 0.95

00:31:40.320 i got over 100 followers in that like 30 minutes that i was on there and i'm sure half of them are 0.99

00:31:46.140 just waiting to report me for anything that's off color um are you are you able to get nuked for shit 0.97

00:31:51.700 you say on spaces like do they actually have that oh yes yes because spaces actually they record 0.93

00:31:57.980 everything and there's actually uh because there's a live caption uh thing so you know that they actually 0.99

00:32:03.880 do uh like transcript everything in that well all i said was all i said was you people and i'll fuck 0.93

00:32:10.480 your sister so i think i'm safe but i don't know i need to leave some media 0.99

00:32:14.460 they got josh for what saying death i don't know the context but yeah they'll get you for dumb shit 0.98

00:32:21.500 you know and then after i after i got off that chat and i started to get all these i don't even know 0.98

00:32:25.240 how they found the thread but they start there all these black people start showing up and i was like 0.86

00:32:29.000 well that's my new because it was my thread well because i was uh so i i was doing a live tweet of

00:32:35.620 the entire thing and i started i was tagging all the blue checks in there whenever they said something

00:32:40.660 homeboy yeah yeah and i and i tagged one of the guys and then um the guy actually so there was an

00:32:46.220 english dude in there he was a english black man and he actually uh he actually retweeted my tweet of 0.93

00:32:52.020 when i called him out and i said the uh the the the british blue check is whatever his fucking name is 0.98

00:32:58.020 some some rapper i don't know but well that answers top's question if there's any black people 0.96

00:33:02.900 in the uk yeah there's one at least i'm wearing one of his hats by the way top blobs

00:33:07.700 thanks asian sand people in chinese well that's a little racist jchan 59 but uh i appreciate it

00:33:16.860 last note on this i had people immediately tweeting me because i i knew that they were

00:33:30.720 going to be upset even though i didn't say anything uh terrible at all i knew that there would be people

00:33:34.760 upset so i go and i start to see my mentions and i have these black people saying you racist 0.99

00:33:38.280 motherfucker this and that and i was like i was like hey just so we know just so you know i love 0.99

00:33:43.360 black people and this woman i had seven or eight people black people retweeted going look at this 1.00

00:33:49.140 racist motherfucker i love black people racist it's just i mean i love to own them they are so great 0.99

00:33:58.220 they are the best property they're very they're very good at toiling in the i wouldn't have this 1.00

00:34:05.300 shirt if not for black people 100 blended cotton 1.00

00:34:09.920 what's the term for they there is a term for it where you make something racist because you

00:34:16.660 uh exemplify it there's a term for it uh i'll have to think i'll think of it later huh fun

00:34:22.140 fun projections no we said fun oh yeah i got what miles was saying i thought that's what uh jose was

00:34:32.200 projection no there's a term for it i'll think of it later but it's like uh it's i don't know i'll

00:34:37.620 think of it later but it's when it's like when you almost like make a kink of something or if it's

00:34:40.880 like your thing and you're like oh well you're making that your thing so that's racist you're

00:34:44.280 like well i'm literally liking that it's to fetishize something there you go it's like okay so what 0.94

00:34:49.500 i fetishize i'm i'm not gonna lie i have a thing for black black chicks and my wife's always 1.00

00:34:53.680 been ass mad about it i'm like i don't know what to fucking tell you i'm sorry i don't at all but 0.99

00:34:57.920 that's that's fine i mean you can you can betray your race if you want to i thought that's what 0.99

00:35:02.240 you meant by you love black people you love their women who have huge asses no no i love i love their 1.00

00:35:07.700 athletic abilities primarily and their giant dongs the only reason i like black women though is because 1.00

00:35:12.100 the idea that i guess steal a black woman from the black man so well they're probably stealing 0.99

00:35:19.260 property from you so black people are fucking awesome i'm standing by that and they and and a lot 1.00

00:35:24.880 of them have the best sense of human humor on earth these people these insufferable psychotic 0.99

00:35:29.840 people are just categorized in the same way you do someone who i mean and this is the problem most of

00:35:34.820 these people i think are college graduates they're the people that have been indoctrinated with this 0.98

00:35:38.620 fucking race essentialism nonsense and there's just as many white people that are doing it so like 0.99

00:35:42.500 i'm trying not to well there was but it's tough when they're all they're doing is talking about 0.99

00:35:46.340 well there was there was that there was that one black dude and i appreciate he was running for 0.88

00:35:50.260 office in um in florida he had a great fucking voice first of all that that thing was amazing 0.91

00:35:57.020 but he also yeah dude no it was exactly like that it was it was it was like listening it was like um 0.60

00:36:03.320 like denzel washington came into like our our spaces and but he was like actually pretty based on

00:36:09.540 he was just like i don't think all white people are racist he was like and then he actually

00:36:13.360 like said this is what we can do metaphor about about how how we need to stop stirring the pop

00:36:18.860 backwards and start spinning it forward yeah and i was like i was like this metaphor sucks i like 0.98

00:36:24.160 it better when morgan you don't stick your head up a butcher's ass oh i was thinking like the 0.96

00:36:28.820 coriolis effect like i'm like i got what he was saying it just was like unnecessarily attempting to 0.98

00:36:36.160 be profound when you could have just been like we need to work together and not work against each

00:36:40.500 other and he but at least we got we got to mix some jumbo and i was like jambalaya it is some 0.99

00:36:45.300 politician shit trying to find their little catchphrase he did it was politician shit yeah 0.99

00:36:50.460 hey uh spudruck it says five bucks thank you so much i am re so hard if you don't read my goddamn 1.00

00:36:55.580 comment toad love you all by the way well i read it so you can still read you piece of shit no 0.99

00:36:59.880 there we go this one i think right no it would be funnier to say we read it and then move on 0.98

00:37:04.380 no whatever she's cool we should have a competition we we hold camps because apparently that's okay

00:37:10.480 now and see who can be weaponized first white women are homeless we could call it culture wars 1.00

00:37:14.060 uh let me tell you white women you ain't beating the homeless the homeless are gonna wreck you 1.00

00:37:18.360 i mean yeah i want to give some homeless member a bunch of meth and then just a pickaxe and tell them 0.98

00:37:24.880 you know there's there's treasure underground and they'll just dig up the underground

00:37:28.340 homeless people are the modern day berserkers so anyone who knows what the berserkers are they 1.00

00:37:34.000 were the fucking uh the norse like people they sent out they gave them hallucinogenics and like had 1.00

00:37:38.780 them like pretend they're animals and shit and just go ape shit and fucking kill till they die and 1.00

00:37:43.940 that's basically what homeless people are i think they're more like zerglings huh i feel i feel like 1.00

00:37:48.760 they're more like zerglings what the fuck is a zerglings i don't know what that is starcraft i don't know 0.65

00:37:55.440 it's it's a great game but it okay zerglings rushes where like the same thing bum rush like

00:38:00.960 there's actually a term for each of these things it's interesting i love you said that with such

00:38:04.300 confidence like we know what the fuck you're talking about they're like the cheapest unit uh for the 0.64

00:38:10.040 zerglings race in the game and you can build like a shit ton of them basically stop stop you 1.00

00:38:15.100 fucking nerds here's the first thing no but not yeah this is what i was gonna say i was like 0.96

00:38:20.140 okay for the last fucking two episodes he's going on about so calm and then now he's going on about 0.99

00:38:26.060 fucking oh whatever starcraft i'm in here now so i get to be comfortable and tell you guys my honest 0.99

00:38:33.580 personality which is a gamer incel yeah bury that shit down deep again okay 0.99

00:38:38.400 hey i just want to make a i just want to make a difference here lord miles is a voluntary celibate 1.00

00:38:45.000 okay he is not an incel if you call it an incel he will literally whoop your ass bro he's a 0.98

00:38:48.940 i've said this will happen i slept with a few people uh you are a decent amount anyway university 0.99

00:38:55.180 suddenly pulled me into it and i was mid-sex with this girl i was dating and i basically pulled

00:39:00.380 down said i don't want to do this anymore then i just dumped her instantly and then went celibate

00:39:04.120 have you considered that maybe that chick was just a terrible lay and you actually 1.00

00:39:08.220 wait a minute he just said he went celibate mid-fuck 1.00

00:39:13.120 that'd be like that'd be like me fucking a chick and she gets up and she's just like yeah i'm gay 1.00

00:39:19.940 now i'd be like oh well i'm gonna kill myself now i'm a woman bum a lesbian yeah i feel like in my 1.00

00:39:27.740 head how i envision this he was banging her stop says i don't want to do this anymore turn to his 0.99

00:39:32.160 window it's a rainy day he looks at the window finishes slowly jerking off staring off into the

00:39:37.700 sunset and then he just and then he just hands her a revolver

00:39:41.060 it was a rainy day and it was like oh i thought you should she was really

00:39:50.420 i envision that he still hasn't finished up until now like he just never did

00:39:58.760 it's perpetual blue balls from that point from that moment walking around with a loaded clip from 0.99

00:40:04.620 that moment on a fucking hair trigger a loaded clip what a loaded clip bro he's got a loaded dude 0.99

00:40:14.180 whenever he gets married and like his wife pulls his pants down for the first time she's gonna look 1.00

00:40:18.560 at that dick and just like she's gonna be right down there ready to suck it just gonna go bam right 1.00

00:40:22.400 it's just a scary movie two or three or something where it just explodes everywhere 1.00

00:40:27.860 well that's right well he needs to be like uh he can be the unabomber right but he's gonna bomb 0.97

00:40:33.220 like the first chick who he fucks basically so he's the puna bomber i do want to say there's a huge 0.99

00:40:39.120 difference between a vol cell and incel like a vol cell is like a fucking omega fucking alpha chad 0.99

00:40:45.780 whereas a fucking incel is just like a beta bitch so there's a huge difference imagine 0.99

00:40:51.100 pulling a girl is not difficult but finding a good christian or catholic girl who's actually a decent 1.00

00:40:59.420 person overall nearly impossible nearly maggie maggie is a christian and as sweet as the day is long

00:41:05.220 i'm telling you you guys are gonna get married it's gonna be so glorious finding a good girl that's

00:41:09.100 decent let alone the christian part i want american green card i shall go there we go

00:41:15.740 well like you well like you were saying you could come to america you could come to america and 0.99

00:41:22.740 fucking pull any bitch you wanted seriously with just the voice you could i mean you could look like 1.00

00:41:27.300 toad and like with if you had a british voice and just pull like any girl i mean oh they'll see the 1.00

00:41:35.820 lord thing on my card go oh yeah oh my god oh my goodness that's like totally like awesome oh this

00:41:45.300 is a good question who who has slept with more people toad or lord miles oh my god oh this is a good

00:41:54.860 this is actually good because let's see hmm i would say toad most likely

00:42:03.000 interesting i was bringing that yeah he's got he's got he's got be a jacket be a suit on so

00:42:09.620 you know when when a girl sees you in a gaming chair you know you get laid in 0.89

00:42:15.340 i still think code's a virgin to be honest

00:42:21.120 maybe he finger banged a chick once he's holding on to that 1.00

00:42:26.000 toad toad toad looks like toad looks like an in in cell hugh hefner trump supporter right now 0.96

00:42:34.880 oh my god 0.99

00:42:40.620 so what's your body count right now shoot it off right now shoot it off dude one of the uh one of 0.65

00:42:49.540 the rules that a man should abide by is to never uh never drop that information no

00:42:55.560 that's never mind one of the rules that that's not a rule it's not it may be not names like that

00:43:05.640 is a polite gentlemanly thing not to do yeah definitely numbers sure like who cares cole have 1.00

00:43:11.300 you only ever had sex with your wife you fucking homo um which one then i went to tom woods 2000 1.00

00:43:17.700 um 1.00

00:43:18.900 besides tom woods 2000 yes it was only my wife

00:43:25.440 did you instead of instead of taking viagra did you take ivermectin for that event

00:43:31.300 oh no we talked about earlier that bcality doesn't count 0.80

00:43:35.300 oh my god dude i did not have sex relations with that woman 1.00

00:43:44.040 ivermectin tweet earlier about you know who and i totally almost put the like

00:43:49.020 the picture of django unchained like with them riding the horse and i almost

00:43:52.500 i totally almost put clint at clint and you know who

00:43:55.800 the only reason we're making these jokes is because i know you can handle it if you're

00:44:01.620 watching or listening right now this is all inside jokes miles sorry sorry about that i mean i also

00:44:05.660 don't care

00:44:06.120 quentin core ask him over others you guys you guys all belong on i funny absolutely oh my god dude i was

00:44:17.380 dude i was on i funny for so long that's literally where i crafted my like humor on was through i funny

00:44:24.180 god damn that was i might get downloaded after this even though i bet the memes on there now are 0.60

00:44:29.620 terrible no no what you should do um so basically you know you had 4chan back in the days that was 0.97

00:44:35.200 very based and then it got invaded and now it's just porn and cringe life funny is the one that's

00:44:40.040 held out since 2011 so you've got the featured section which is like the front page of reddit

00:44:44.780 basically yeah and that's act as a barrier because if anyone downloads it they stick to that and

00:44:50.120 uninstalled over in a few days but if you get into the personal collective stuff where people

00:44:54.980 just have subscriptions you'll come across um some furry shooting himself in the head and then some

00:45:01.400 lively video and then some schizo posts about hyperborea and then you'll then you'll see me posting on

00:45:07.360 there talking about like um stealing south sudan children's food and all this other stuff

00:45:12.100 unironically sounds like a libertarian group chat we're like a mix between i funny and chat roulette

00:45:19.660 the um the joke is if you're a libertarian you're f steve build on there so oh my god i've heard

00:45:28.020 i've heard that before yeah even hey my this i don't know if anybody else has ever used i funny but i

00:45:35.040 used it extensively did you ever get top comment on a did you ever get it on a feature oh a few times yes

00:45:40.940 and they were of course they were very offensive slurs okay i got it i'll say this i got it one

00:45:46.800 time i don't know if anybody remembers this uh video there's a video out there somewhere it might

00:45:50.080 be a gif actually of this like girl and she's like just kind of standing there and then she like has

00:45:55.700 something in her mouth and she pulls out a cucumber that is i'm not lying like this long and then she

00:46:00.640 like this little thing like that i uh i just posted i i somehow found her name and i just posted that

00:46:06.880 and i said hey by the way her name is this and it like got to like thousands of likes 0.94

00:46:11.340 your grounding moment on i funny is doxing a poor deep-throating savage

00:46:18.080 go find her boys 0.99

00:46:20.660 dude i'm telling you dude that that cucumber was this fucking long man and she had all the way it 1.00

00:46:29.700 was only like a little button and she she could close her mouth a little i want to find one of 0.99

00:46:37.260 these terrible whores who basically just deep fell cucumbers and just walk in on the video and just 1.00

00:46:42.240 steal the cucumber so i'm eating it on the front of the camera 0.99

00:46:44.740 that's a totally different thought that i have when i see a chick deep-throating a cucumber but 0.99

00:46:52.540 teach their own um i know kitchen man get her to chop that up start cooking some shit 1.00

00:46:58.180 cole cole i no longer have any sympathy for you for all of your nukings and you're being doxed and 1.00

00:47:03.380 shit that you did 0.99

00:47:04.120 she put up a video i i could easily find her name i didn't give out her name i gave out her ass 1.00

00:47:11.760 so that's totally different oh okay that's that's asking for it 0.94

00:47:15.240 there's this famous deep iphone-y video which is some person chopping up a cucumber

00:47:20.860 i mean it pans out and the guys instead of putting out the cucumber it's putting out 0.96

00:47:25.240 someone's asshole and he's just chopping it up 1.00

00:47:27.380 i miss that episode of gordon ramsay's kitchen nightmare but um 1.00

00:47:35.220 is it even an outtick if that yo if that was gordon ramsay's ass i would 0.99

00:47:41.200 fucking die 1.00

00:47:42.240 dude i swear if we if we ever get a network going we need to get miles in on this shit i'm telling you 1.00

00:47:49.580 you fit the brand perfectly 0.99

00:47:51.280 miles do you want your own show and do you want to be on our network because we want you

00:47:56.060 oh sorry my phone's vibrated almost fell off the table um yeah um yeah sure should be good

00:48:01.920 i'll say something probably ruined my life what can go wrong 0.97

00:48:05.800 let's fucking go 0.99

00:48:06.880 yeah you want a good christian woman that's never gonna happen now 1.00

00:48:11.280 okay by the way i sent the vine in our uh chat so toad you can pull it up on the show and you can see

00:48:16.880 when i'm in when i'm in south sudan too or you know uganda or something we'll do another call

00:48:22.740 and we'll just basically we'll just shitpost i'll be in the wilderness with a machete and

00:48:27.560 you know some flies and jungle creatures around me and i'll be like wow it's safer than london

00:48:33.340 we gotta we gotta sign you to the network before you go to sudan because i don't think you're coming

00:48:37.200 back you can be on the street and that's perfect for us libertarian types we're always about foreign 0.87

00:48:43.260 policy and shit and you're all over in those retarded places and also also none of us ever 0.99

00:48:47.840 leave the house but you travel the world so this is like a perfect balance yeah so now we don't have 0.99

00:48:52.140 to by the way is that just something oh go ahead and then i'll ask my question well the average

00:48:57.040 salary in south sudan is only 30 to 50 a month so technically you can max out your credit cards you

00:49:02.480 know liquidate them to cash um you know 10 20 grams and you can live a good 20 years in south

00:49:07.980 sudan without anything yeah no credit bureau is going to send anyone to south sudan to find you

00:49:15.120 you know what i mean what are they gonna do

00:49:18.980 i'll establish east sudan and make my own country and if that doesn't work i'll do west sudan

00:49:26.620 i mean let's do all the let's do all the cardinal directions just so what i was gonna ask you so

00:49:34.780 like is this something you're just gonna do from now on just like travel to different like 0.94

00:49:38.620 the shitty places of the world and just kind of see how they kind of live and shit is that something 0.79

00:49:43.480 you want to do or yeah the show must go on because at this point i can't go back to a normal life it's a 0.97

00:49:48.600 curse so um i you know i've changed my name legally but at the same time it i've got a taste of this

00:49:54.720 thing and i can make it into some good thing to do some charity work so nothing could go wrong i'm

00:50:02.220 sure and i'm just gonna keep doing this until i eventually die and you know cash out life

00:50:06.320 insurance or fake my death and move to argentina like my grandfather so

00:50:10.560 we're all argentinian this is weird um

00:50:22.060 have you guys seen like a famous clip where it's um some people are in the 60s are brought out of a

00:50:35.020 car you know in africa they're put against a wall and the commentator says we're about to be shot up

00:50:40.360 by the afghan militants but he pulled together our passports and went oh wait don't shoot they're

00:50:45.520 not whites they're italians i'm two-thirds i'm two-thirds italian and a third reich

00:50:52.240 oh no not amazing never mind it lacks the second my bad anyway i dare you i dare you to tweet that

00:51:02.840 just do it i'm two-thirds italian and a third reich after your dealings today uh

00:51:09.320 no fucking way bro i didn't honestly i didn't even like i had no intention in this but then i saw how 0.99

00:51:17.680 like there was 15 000 people listening to these black people just shit all over white people so i 0.99

00:51:22.460 see this this other room that says black people why do black people exist and i was like well let's 1.00

00:51:27.480 go see what this is about by the way i think the craziest part about this is that it was a libertarian

00:51:32.000 woman that started this and it was like all liberty it was actually a lot of people we knew were the

00:51:36.420 speakers in it yeah daphne started it i think yeah daphne started and then like tappy was a speaker

00:51:42.200 um um uia was a speaker uh hose they called him lumpy bitch um like but it's like all these people 1.00

00:51:51.740 i think dennis got in there uh well there was another guy but like oh spoon was in there spoon

00:51:56.580 whip with were they all in there before me yeah yeah they were actually speakers but yeah and so it

00:52:02.360 like blew up i was in there when it was under a thousand people and apparently like when she started

00:52:06.860 it was like you know like five people in there that it just kind of blew up like it was insane i had no 0.83

00:52:11.780 you know they're all taking notes to talk shit about clint yeah oh for sure i had no interest 0.64

00:52:16.300 in it until i saw that tarik nasheed was in there and i was like oh i'm gonna request to talk now 0.91

00:52:20.840 by the way the i'll give you the blue checks the actual like cool blue like not cool but like big

00:52:25.720 ones ian myles chong was in there whatever i don't know how to say his name ching chong was in there

00:52:30.500 uh ml chong tweet nasheed i would love to have him on by the way oh yeah he was actually i thought he 0.86

00:52:37.300 was like ever since popol started uh fucking with him i thought he was just some weird like 0.87

00:52:41.560 i didn't think he was kind of base but he's pretty base in there um and then the the other 0.87

00:52:45.740 one uh for like a couple minutes the lead the head editor for the verge popped in and i was just like

00:52:53.620 oh shit i wouldn't be surprised if there's like actual reporting that's done on what happened today

00:53:01.080 because there will be a lot of conversation about there'll probably be no mention of the you know the 0.99

00:53:06.520 black room and it'll be all about the countervailing why do black people exist white people room so 0.77

00:53:12.720 if i get reported on i'm gonna be really disappointed 0.84

00:53:16.640 more masculine tim pool lookalike said you guys

00:53:20.380 we should we should start we should start we should start the uh why are white people a thing

00:53:28.800 room and basically just post hyperbolic law and display all right guys i gotta bounce because i'd 0.99

00:53:38.360 like to try to be able to get some pussy tonight so uh fucking i'm married so it's okay uh 0.99

00:53:43.400 anyways miles don't join the military don't be a fed i was hoping to talk touching those things 1.00

00:53:50.360 that's been in the military for a decade it's fucking retarded don't ever do that goddamn dumb 1.00

00:53:54.480 shit i know you're like oh it'll be exciting no the fuck it won't uh it'll be boring as fuck and 1.00

00:53:58.860 you'll feel like shit don't fucking do it but uh all right i'm gonna bounce no way jose uh i'm on 1.00

00:54:03.520 major on youtube all major audio podcatchers odyssey fucking i'm out guys see you have fun 1.00

00:54:08.320 hey lads go go get some ladies plural yeah yeah well he does uh raise uh hairless pussy so that's 1.00

00:54:17.520 actually what he does so i mean he's surrounded by pussy yeah do you think it's illegal that he's doing 1.00

00:54:23.240 that because he's an agorist he probably doesn't report the income should we report him as a troll 0.99

00:54:26.640 should we just do that for funsies actually really that'd be a great troll just a little troll

00:54:31.240 we do a little trolling like we report we report our our podcast co-host to the 0.98

00:54:37.180 fucking higher 0.98

00:54:37.920 jose looks just a troll too so you know i played a prank video of him getting arrested 0.98

00:54:43.840 with some really clickbaity with some really clickbaity title like

00:54:49.940 we got our best friend arrested for a tax evasion

00:54:53.340 don't say so in the hood

00:54:56.340 does he actually live under a bridge is is he like actually a troll you gotta pay the troll toll

00:55:03.000 to get through is he asking questions

00:55:06.000 oh my god you gotta pay the troll toll to get into the boys hole 0.99

00:55:09.880 we should just spread a rumor we should just spread a rumor if he's wanting bosnia for war crimes or something 0.99

00:55:19.220 dude he he looks like he has killed some bosnians i feel like i feel like fucking jose 0.99

00:55:26.980 it's so plausible he actually looks like if he didn't if he didn't speak english as well as he does 0.98

00:55:33.560 which isn't great let's be honest um but if he didn't speak english as well as he does i would just

00:55:37.820 assume that he's like an eastern european war criminal yeah oh yeah yeah he probably would 0.96

00:55:44.640 you cut out there what'd you say he probably just sat on him or something

00:55:49.500 well he's also literally miles he's also he's like five foot nothing but the dude is an absolute unit

00:55:59.540 so like he could be from like serbia or something like that because he's just he has stunted growth

00:56:04.740 from you know not being able to eat because communism and shit he might but like he but they 0.60

00:56:09.440 just filled him with steroids they just filled him with steroids instead so he just grew outward 0.96

00:56:13.560 when i have a child i'm just gonna feed him nothing but dianabol and protein powder and crack

00:56:20.160 wait wait just one of them and you're gonna do a little experiment and see how much better that

00:56:26.520 one is than all the rest of the four or all five are gonna get well i'm gonna start with slow

00:56:32.460 dosage and then slowly build up you know and see how far i can push my genes uh so it should be

00:56:37.280 good so that i see you have i say you have four sons you give one of them protein exclusively one of

00:56:45.560 them dianabol or whatever it's called and then the other i don't know and then the fourth the fourth

00:56:50.760 you give all of that too and then we oh yeah yeah you do one for each and then see what happens

00:56:55.560 when you stick them all into one it's all just like everything i want two boys and two girls so if

00:57:00.420 that ratio's off i'm gonna feed the boys if there's too many boys a bunch of soy make a female 1.00

00:57:05.160 and if there's too many girls i'm just gonna give them dianabol in their sleep and then you know 1.00

00:57:12.140 you sound like an average democratic voter

00:57:17.960 i don't vote there's no political party that's based enough you have a conservative party the

00:57:24.360 conservative party what do they actually conserve uh it's basically you have a conservative party in

00:57:29.660 2030 it's gonna be like oh we support trans children robots abortions but um we don't support uh you know 0.99

00:57:38.340 gay marriage or trans gay robots or something like that you know conservatives don't conserve anything

00:57:43.340 conservatives are just liberals in five years um there's no party that's actually based on 0.99

00:57:48.280 GOP uh talking points in 2030 will be something to the effect of like you can only molest my oldest

00:57:55.640 child yeah the youngest you leave alone okay yeah epstein was before his time yeah pedo story hour

00:58:05.740 it's not okay we only have trans story hour okay that's it just trans story hour i'm not gonna have 0.99

00:58:11.480 this bullshit pedo story hour math math rights my rights 0.97

00:58:17.540 i didn't i didn't want to say that oh uh biblical anarchy who will never be on this podcast 0.97

00:58:25.020 youtube super chats okay

00:58:28.380 it is pretty good i didn't get that to you but anarchy uh you you can have fun with that

00:58:35.860 um i didn't want to say this you're talking about building up tolerance i do one of my uh

00:58:40.140 i only have a few british libertarian friends and one of them is uh liquid zulu who tweeted this

00:58:44.860 out he's awesome guy but he said he's trying to build up his um bullet tolerance and so he started

00:58:50.060 with like like bbs and he's getting shot and he's he's worked all the way up to 22 now no no just like

00:58:56.640 he shoots himself and he's slowly gaining a bullet um tolerance resistance yeah tolerance and resistance

00:59:04.340 definitely not a thing by the way like you will die eventually i don't know i mean if he can get

00:59:12.980 what's he up to so far what's he up to so far i think he said he uh he got past 22s so 20 way 0.99

00:59:20.380 he didn't shoot himself with the 22 i don't fucking believe you is he shooting himself like in the ass or 0.99

00:59:27.600 something like no he's shooting it right it was fucking temple yeah yeah no yeah it's bullet you 1.00

00:59:33.620 have to do it all over so he takes like multiple shots i mean he he does like he just hates his brain 0.95

00:59:39.640 nothing useful i'm pretty sure that's not luke cage's uh origin story i don't know if he's aware 0.98

00:59:46.760 of that but jose isn't here none of that jose's not here none of that bullshit comic shit okay 0.91

00:59:54.280 i'm not gonna have that in in here don't you embarrass us in front of our new compatriot 0.98

01:00:00.740 um i would love a honestly if this guy's serious which he's definitely not because he'd be dead

01:00:06.600 but if he's serious uh tell him to come on when he gets up to the 45 because i would love for him

01:00:11.660 to do it on our show zulu i know you were watching before i know you're in here he's probably he's

01:00:19.660 probably just getting someone to throw the bullets at him yeah oh i didn't think about that

01:00:24.500 so i can be bullet resistant just not like you know really fast bullet resistant you can only

01:00:30.440 throw it at me though tell him to come down to south sudan with me and we can test it with some

01:00:35.620 ak that's true he has to get to 762 first and then once he gets there he can come on down to south

01:00:44.000 sudan with you and uh start a little covenant community down there of uh where you can shoot 0.95

01:00:48.980 each other oh my god oh beautiful did anybody when are you going when are you going to south

01:00:58.420 sudan well uh 12 12th december so i'm gonna be in the african jungle during christmas so i'm gonna

01:01:03.760 build a little i'm gonna bring a little christmas hat with me i'm just gonna take a video

01:01:07.060 and uh shit post online if i'm still alive by then anyway but yeah it should be good so i've got 0.62

01:01:14.960 this satellite communication device that's gonna uh communicate with uh the i think it was called 0.95

01:01:20.000 the iridium network so i'm gonna be able to communicate with twitter uh wherever i go basically

01:01:26.280 so like i'm just gonna randomly post lol gone ak points at me ha ha ha

01:01:32.100 oh you know but bleeding bleeding what you doing oh brother you got your ak on me bruv

01:01:40.300 make sure your bullet resistance is high enough that's true exactly yeah i'll just um i'll just

01:01:49.320 hold up a mirror and then it'll just reflect back that's how it works right i'll just do i'll just

01:01:54.040 say no you when he shoots at him and then it's just like uh it goes right back on him kills him

01:01:58.100 no i'll take i'll take the uh liberal defense and say i actually don't dissent to being shot

01:02:02.540 that's right

01:02:04.540 i identify as a living person please

01:02:09.820 and then they'll just go oh sorry don't speak english and they'll just shoot me basically

01:02:17.080 dude i love that miles miles is just living a real life rpg like he's actually just going out

01:02:23.560 there just an adventure game and just like you know what south sudan this next week i might go i

01:02:28.760 don't know let's go to fucking uh mongolia the next week after that let's just kind of globe try 0.89

01:02:34.480 yeah there you go hell yeah north korea sounds fun as fuck and and coincidentally in most rpgs 0.98

01:02:41.100 you don't get laid so this is like 0.98

01:02:42.640 apparently i haven't played the witcher 3

01:02:47.640 oh here's a great name in south sudan there's there's a certain tribe where the average height

01:02:53.260 of like people are basically six foot four so i'm going to come across like a bunch of six foot four

01:02:58.300 um you know uncontacted tribes and women and here's the thing too they they don't wear clothes so i'm 0.98

01:03:04.520 two i'll be walking across the african safahara and then i'll just come across this you know these 0.72

01:03:09.160 tall tribes people with their tits hanging out and basically um they'll be towering over me and i'll 0.99

01:03:14.840 just be arse up and you know i'll just get stabbed or something like i'm gonna do it be dope 0.99

01:03:18.520 like like their dick if you could bring if you could bring uh a basketball with you and just like 0.99

01:03:24.440 toss it to them and see if that like either either they kill you because they identify that's 0.99

01:03:29.480 instantly racist or they they look at it and they marvel at it and then they start to dribble it 0.92

01:03:34.780 and then all of a sudden you have your own professional basketball team either way it's a

01:03:38.360 win yeah it's called manute dude manute bowl this is actually like a manute bowl ball or like balls

01:03:45.640 yeah it was what the good thing is too i'm gonna download some youtube videos and some western

01:03:50.620 content and show it to these people and film my reaction if i can so you know who's that who's that

01:03:55.100 fat guy on youtube called nick something um actually yeah this is the average western and

01:04:03.700 literally eating so much he can't breathe it's just like showing that to starving people 0.96

01:04:11.120 i'm telling you those mukbang videos are some of the weirdest shit i've ever seen in my life i don't 0.99

01:04:15.260 know what the fuck's happening to our culture where people think it's like and there's millions of 0.99

01:04:19.300 subscribers to these people that just binge eat until they fucking vomit like wow this is 0.99

01:04:24.280 definitely the end of civilization i'm one of the viewers so are you oh my god toad well and well 0.99

01:04:29.980 and i used to be a participant not not on youtube but i used to participate in quantity eating did 0.97

01:04:35.940 you really and then you've never told us this what the fuck i have a lot of secrets man i've done a lot 0.99

01:04:45.020 of things yeah apparently it all involves shoving shit in your mouth can can you tell us more about 0.99

01:04:50.120 it because i really need to know more um i mean a lot of a lot of it was spicy food eating too but 0.98

01:04:56.200 the quantity stuff like it kind of just started because people wanted to just see me do it like

01:05:01.020 at work basically the whole thing started because like one of my co-workers like at my first job had

01:05:08.540 three pounds of this giant whoopie pie left over from like a super bowl party and it's like hey just

01:05:15.720 finish this or something i think they paid me like 50 bucks or something to do it so i ate three

01:05:23.060 pounds of whoopie pie it's one of the worst experiences this is what total do for 50 dollars so just that

01:05:29.320 that's your starting point now you know now you know what he's gonna do and won't do so

01:05:33.920 imagine being known as that guy in the office and they just hand you food and you're forced to eat

01:05:38.860 oh wait the cool office or the british office oh i like i like the cool office i'm still watching

01:05:47.760 here i won my i won my pam and i am jim and i also feel like i'm creed i want to be creed he's

01:05:53.660 a full schizophrenic retard that's me hell yeah i have a i have a quick uh binge eating story and it was 0.86

01:06:00.640 not me but it was one of my best friends john he's also on twitter i think it's obi-wan 0.98

01:06:04.820 jenobi or some shit um anyways he this guy was this the type that would like do anything if you 0.74

01:06:12.220 dared him um and he was also always poor because he he was a gamble-aholic like me and he was just 0.93

01:06:18.040 like blowing all of his money so we were 17 i think literally blow yeah we yeah we literally blow each

01:06:23.840 other depends on how hungry i am but so he is he is starving to death right and he like he doesn't

01:06:32.500 have any money for food so he says can i borrow you know 20 bucks for jack in the box and he gets

01:06:37.600 like a crazy amount of food and we're all marveling about at how much he's eaten and it's like i think

01:06:42.600 he got three double uh bacon cheeseburgers and and then some other fries and some other shit two tacos 0.95

01:06:48.900 some shit 20 bucks where the food and i i lend him the money and then he goes and we're all like how did 0.98

01:06:54.480 you eat that much and he looks at us and he goes oh i could eat i could eat at least that again like no 0.98

01:07:00.300 problem and we and i and i'm we're gamble-aholics right so i immediately look at him and i go

01:07:05.300 bet dude like double or nothing you owe me the 20 bucks already now it's going to be 40 and if you

01:07:11.680 lose you owe me 80 and and if not then i you know i just bought you that food essentially so he goes and

01:07:16.580 he gets it but then as he's like in line to get the food and he goes he goes you know what i don't

01:07:21.780 want to take your money it's gonna be too easy he's like i can get double what i just said so he gets

01:07:26.320 he gets the equivalent we did the math on it the equivalent of about 16 000 calories in a single

01:07:32.740 sitting and at this point i'm like i'm getting nervous because he's so confident and he's not a 0.94

01:07:37.420 fat guy like he's in decent shape and i'm like there's no way you can fucking do this but you're 0.96

01:07:41.120 so confident i need to put a clock on this like i need to put a time clock and make sure you know so 0.96

01:07:46.300 long story short he gets all this food starts eating it as obviously he i put a 30 minute clock on

01:07:52.060 him as he gets towards the end he's pouring sweat looks like he's about to faint and he makes it

01:07:56.700 through astonishing right i'm like this is this is an impossibility you should be in a guinness book 0.93

01:08:01.380 like this is fucking crazy uh but ultimately i'm only out 40 bucks and you look like you're in misery 0.99

01:08:06.520 like money well spent i'm happy and then i think to myself this guy's such a fucking pathological gambler 0.98

01:08:11.940 i could probably double or nothing him at this point so i i lean over to him and i'm like hey 0.93

01:08:18.420 bet you can't run around this entire shopping center in less than eight minutes if double or

01:08:22.920 nothing he's he's just eating 16 000 calories he is literally perspiring beef sweat yeah he has

01:08:31.040 meat sweats yeah but you can actually see it it's coming out like it's not clear sweat it's actually

01:08:35.980 like white it's it's atrocious oh oh that's disgusting and then he goes on this run it's all 0.97

01:08:42.900 it's all the calm from you oh it was it was it was blowing you we're we're all so tired and i was

01:08:50.220 just like i'm not gonna run behind you but i gotta make sure he doesn't cut so we drive behind him 0.99

01:08:55.260 like like it's rocky or something we drive behind him while his fucking just dying ass uh runs his he's 0.99

01:09:01.960 he's got so little uh time left to make it around the block because we it's like a mile run in about 0.99

01:09:07.120 nine minutes or something like that and and he's he's about to fucking do it his his shoe falls off 0.96

01:09:12.900 and he doesn't and he knows he doesn't have enough time to pick it up so he's he's running 0.87

01:09:16.740 his stomach's protruding like crazy he's got one shoe one shoe off he barely makes it at the end

01:09:22.480 he lays down he starts to have chest pains we think that he's dying but then he's having a chest pain

01:09:27.780 he makes the bet right the next day i call him because i'm concerned about this guy like honestly

01:09:33.840 like i think he might die he picks up the phone or no he doesn't pick up the phone i see him at

01:09:38.060 school the next day because we were still in high school and and i see him in on monday finally 0.98

01:09:41.740 and he comes up to me he goes man i i won that bet but you definitely won the war he's like i shit 0.94

01:09:48.580 terrible blood oh terrible so anyways long story short uh don't do it and john mckinney you're a legend 0.99

01:09:58.160 that is amazing as opposed to shitting awesome blood 0.99

01:10:03.100 like terrible isn't a lot you know holy shit that so that's what the 80s was like 0.98

01:10:11.680 that was what the 80s i mean i was born in the 50s so come on

01:10:15.440 the civil rights movement yeah i like the idea that in the same universe american cycle was going on 0.84

01:10:24.220 and there was some hyper you're masculine people walking around the psychopaths there's this one fat 0.97

01:10:30.000 guy running around 0.90

01:10:31.060 with food everyone's all coked out you see this one dude without a shoe

01:10:38.600 you're like what the fuck is this guy about and also the same also in the same universe like 0.87

01:10:44.640 10 000 people just starved to death in south sudan so 0.99

01:10:48.280 it's just me being homeless looking through the window as this man's eating 16 000 calories

01:10:55.020 he has me a fry or something this this was like in the year 2000 2001 i'm not

01:11:00.540 that old i am very old but not that old i was okay i was um i was were y'all celebrating 9 11

01:11:07.020 yeah miles miles was one you may be the the blood baby from my buddy 0.74

01:11:13.760 because i'm a baby so technically you never know

01:11:19.040 that was quite the test wait miles how old are you 22 years old recently 0.99

01:11:26.320 damn and you're like globetrotting are you already been to like fucking hell 0.99

01:11:30.520 yo man 25 i haven't done i'm 25 and haven't done anything except for like 1.00

01:11:34.820 i mean get my degree and get married i actually feel like i've wasted most of my life i've got to

01:11:40.400 miss that's a funny thing too i should have been this based earlier on

01:11:45.380 oh that's all of us dude that's all of us like it's it's so crazy like looking back like 0.98

01:11:50.540 at the shit i was saying when i was 18 and 16 and fucking 21 even like i was i was a fucking 0.99

01:11:58.200 let me guess it was a lot of n words i mean 0.99

01:12:01.000 that has never changed i'll tell you that when i was 14 i actually believed in human rights like

01:12:08.460 i actually thought the un was like a real thing or something

01:12:15.040 i was like wow i love billionaires let's defend them and then moloch comes or something 0.81

01:12:20.740 i believed in human rights i love it it's so fucking good

01:12:29.420 toad you got any uh topics for us um well what hey play the i really i sent that uh video of that 0.69

01:12:36.660 girl deep throating that cucumber i want you to play it because it's just really funny

01:12:39.820 wait you did where'd you send yes i said in the chat

01:12:42.460 that and then uh also we had uh the other video you wanted to play for us which uh was

01:12:53.760 which maybe i think maybe all of you have seen uh yeah but it says daniel says tower of babble

01:13:01.420 podcast is better anyway you fill uh the a post states youtube sensor sucks oh what's a post states 0.99

01:13:08.160 god damn it oh the apostates i'm just gonna run to the bathroom i'll be 10 seconds all right 0.99

01:13:14.020 all right that's fine i'm gonna hit i'm gonna i'm not gonna censor you guys get him piss 1.00

01:13:18.040 that's so much better this is such such blasphemy speaking of apostates to say that 0.99

01:13:26.540 tower of babble is better than us the fuck out of here 0.99

01:13:29.680 hold on i'm gonna go see i'm gonna go god damn it i don't know why you can't i hate that on 0.98

01:13:37.500 youtube chat you can't click on the people's names and open up their youtube it doesn't let you do 0.98

01:13:42.220 that yeah i hate that that's such bullshit when i was talking about that or when uh cole was talking 0.89

01:13:49.400 about his buddy that was getting shot i said there's no way that's true magnus says don't 0.99

01:13:54.460 listen to clint he's paid by big bullet that's great by the way i couldn't hear your piss what 0.99

01:14:02.160 the fuck man oh sorry yeah yeah it was probably good uh noise dampening i didn't wash my hands 1.00

01:14:09.040 because my dick is clean because you know i'm not with his hose but by the way have you ever thought 1.00

01:14:15.780 of going to the most third world country in the world australia it's a bit dangerous being a 1.00

01:14:23.280 dictator state um but he'll go to sudan but not australia

01:14:28.320 crazy i would i would rather go south sudan than detroit or you know uh chicago or something like

01:14:36.680 that yeah 100% probably so you know the wrong the wrong spot of chicago is definitely more dangerous

01:14:43.840 there's one country i will not go to because i don't recognize it's a country you probably imagine but

01:14:48.640 kosovo oh israel

01:14:51.280 it's like you see i'm obviously catholic but nowhere in the bible does it go

01:14:59.520 you know you must send israel uh one trillion billion dollars every single week along with

01:15:05.760 500 hellfire missiles to uh keep a peace 0.99

01:15:08.960 so um yeah dude we need too bad reed's not on here fuck i god damn it he might jump on just to 0.99

01:15:16.540 give his plugs and then he'll come on and be like in the apartheid state uh follow naturalist 0.99

01:15:22.300 capitalist miles if you don't follow reed coverdale or whatever it is naturalist capitalist on twitter

01:15:27.740 you need to follow him because he's and also dude he needs to get on with ryan dawson imagine

01:15:33.200 oh do you know who ryan dawson is yeah of course oh you do okay awesome dude we've all had we've all

01:15:40.400 had ryan dawson on our shows and if you really want your career to take off and end simultaneously

01:15:45.040 i would highly recommend you that's right well at least 100 and set celebrity on a right wing show

01:15:50.080 what could go wrong what do you mean i'm on a no fly list

01:15:55.200 dude hey hey reed if you're listening to this get miles on the four horsemen he's going to run into

01:16:03.920 a life and we go oh oh u.s liberty and then to run away not not even lying that would be so based

01:16:10.720 fucking miles and ryan dawson would be incredible uh so were you able to pull out the video or no 0.62

01:16:15.440 yeah i got the video let's uh so we're watching the cucumber one yes so like i said i found this on 0.91

01:16:21.480 i funny i commented on it and i got top count because i said her name i do not remember the

01:16:25.720 name so don't ask me but all right

01:16:35.480 wow that's awesome

01:16:47.240 like oh you're on your deathbeds and you're like oh how is my bloodline doing let's see the state

01:16:57.960 i raised my children correctly i mean you find out you know she just deep throats um cucumbers on 1.00

01:17:03.080 online that's the one mostly that's the main thing should be remembered for in history that

01:17:07.880 video is going to exist for like 100 or so years oh yeah that's that video is never going away and

01:17:12.680 she is not known for anything else but for that video that's it and for the thousand lucky men she's

01:17:18.840 ran into throughout her life i mean i'm sure she has very good morals and has thought through her

01:17:24.920 political um perspectives very clearly you know i think she's obviously an individual who is thinks

01:17:30.840 very deeply and stands out amongst the crowd um you know i could tell all of that from that six

01:17:37.080 seconds deep throat video oh yeah oh yeah she thinks very deeply yeah

01:17:44.840 so hey and that we got topics no no no it was the last was uh another video that kind of went viral

01:17:51.080 this last week was that video of the um that black kid hitting that the like you're punching the 0.98

01:17:57.560 the fuck out of that kid yeah yeah yeah pull it up toad i know you had it already ready to go so 0.99

01:18:02.600 the only thing about this is we don't know exactly what happened prior to that's what's the fun part 0.99

01:18:08.040 we get to we get to guess what happened before

01:18:09.880 that screen gets me every time i'm not gonna lie i'm not gonna lie that video is kind of funny but

01:18:26.760 simultaneously like i don't really care what the kid did like you don't oh yeah he's a little boy what

01:18:32.520 are we doing here i know this is kind of not the funny response but i'm just being honest i don't

01:18:36.840 understand it that's pretty wholesome but have you ever just questioned why the kid had some bad

01:18:41.480 vibes yes yeah it's like toll support comes to my door and i'm like no no the kid's just kind of

01:18:50.520 annoying you know what i mean and they're like yeah it's fine you can take on me you're gonna hit

01:18:57.640 him too don't worry like he's what do you think what could that do okay i know like everyone was 0.99

01:19:04.360 saying that he said nigger or some shit like that but i mean just fine whatever i don't think 0.99

01:19:09.080 that's justification for punching the shit out of a kid onto a pavement what would the kid have to do 1.00

01:19:14.680 for you to punch him like that to run out if i had anyway what's that i would just 0.99

01:19:23.320 miles has a very low bar uh my my bar before i would assault a child would have to be that he had 0.94

01:19:29.400 like either molested my daughter or my little sister or something or you know he's eight years

01:19:35.720 old he's like 10 yeah this kid well this kid's finger banging your sister in kindergarten

01:19:43.400 the first time the first time i messed around with a girl i was like seven if her dad had walked in 0.99

01:19:47.160 i bet he would have fucking done that shit to me so i'm gonna throw hands with an eight-year-old 0.99

01:19:52.280 because he fingers his sister in kindergarten yeah bro he just comes up my sister i don't care 1.00

01:19:56.200 he's like square up kid square up kid yeah seven-year-old boys on your seven-year-old daughter

01:20:02.120 just grab him throw him out the window you old enough to finger you old enough to linger bruh

01:20:08.120 if a seven-year-old can pull my wife or something like that they kind of deserve it 1.00

01:20:12.840 that's true that's true what that kid is beyond humanity did that say more about the kid or more

01:20:19.080 about your wife i would just want to like probably a mixture and you're probably the same thing 0.95

01:20:23.480 anyway it says more about your wife who's fucking a child but that kid i mean he's got that says more 0.99

01:20:32.840 about you 1.00

01:20:37.480 what if my wife is also 0.88

01:20:41.800 it's like my wife cheated on me it's like what dude i'm so sorry it's just like yeah that third

01:20:46.760 grader really like i don't know what is up he was good looking it's like you're probably 0.98

01:20:50.440 fucked a third grader it's like well i mean yeah that's where i met her at too 0.93

01:20:56.440 he traded her his sandwich at lunch and then it was 0.99

01:21:02.360 there is kind of a genetic disorder that makes you look very young

01:21:05.480 and what if but he actually grew to be a normal height and just looked like five years old constantly

01:21:10.200 so what if these people so toes what if it's simultaneously a midget looked very young at 0.73

01:21:16.600 the same time with like epstein-pilled they could basically just get away with anything they could

01:21:21.080 just walk up to an orphanage and go mommy left me and then just wait wait were you saying that they

01:21:26.280 still grow up just as tall though so they would be like oh no you said a midget it was a midget okay 1.00

01:21:31.400 i thought this all through i'm a very big into this yeah this just sounds like this 0.91

01:21:35.240 i'm not gonna lie to you that shit didn't work for mini me that dude was not the scam on little 0.99

01:21:41.480 kids he looked terrible but he did he did hook up with prostitutes after being or not prostitutes 0.99

01:21:45.800 but like playboy playmates and shit after he was in uh austin powers which oh weird weird 1.00

01:21:50.360 and then he died of alcoholism fucking what a strange life 0.99

01:21:55.640 it's basically the same argument like the same argument as those uh the weebs that watch like vampire um 0.99

01:22:01.800 um anime it's just like no she looks 12 but she's really like 2 000 years old don't worry i'm like

01:22:11.800 it's like cole looking at a picture of his uh wife when she was underage it's fine 0.84

01:22:18.840 no i wouldn't because i met my wife when she was 18 so i would not look at her

01:22:22.120 before she was 18 because i didn't know her then so i feel that's really weird but if i didn't know

01:22:27.080 a picture from her junior year of high school i'm sure you'd be like

01:22:32.680 18 hit for wall already oh yeah yeah 17 in 364 days delete the delete yeah i don't believe you

01:22:42.360 i mean well okay 1.00

01:22:44.840 you're a pedophile that's what i'm saying you're a fucking pedophile 1.00

01:22:49.880 17 years and 364 days you fucking creep you unbelievable creep okay so i'm first i'm gonna 1.00

01:22:58.840 say this i was not good looking in high school my wife in high school was also not good looking so 0.99

01:23:05.880 i'm sorry babe don't kill me she's probably gonna be on here like what you'd rather see her naked now 1.00

01:23:13.960 is what you're saying i got you yes i'd rather see my wife naked now 1.00

01:23:20.760 okay so she went through a phase not in high school probably like middle school probably like 15

01:23:25.960 where she was she got a little chunky but she still looked good like honestly she still looked good 0.94

01:23:30.920 but but she but yeah she and she she won't send you the pictures but probably recovering from when 0.89

01:23:36.520 that 11 year old fingered her and then ran away

01:23:43.800 i apologize to her for that thought from me um

01:23:48.600 am i the only one that finds that video reprehensible like what oh yeah no it's terrible

01:23:53.880 right it's terrible except for miles okay

01:23:59.000 yeah this is just a normal day on the street like this is uh birmingham when i was homeless i

01:24:04.760 just took a bunch of meds and just ran around hitting children i'm now banned from every single

01:24:10.920 crime school and um playgrounds but um i have my ways

01:24:17.640 oh my god i didn't realize they were inviting richie castaldo on tonight

01:24:23.640 we got it we got our homie over from nap time

01:24:25.960 podcast says uh make cucumber work legal then he says the kid had a knife he violated the nap

01:24:32.520 i don't think i don't think he had a knife he was right he was right hey i can see his

01:24:36.920 he was racist he violated the nap as we all as we all know when when day smith lost that debate

01:24:43.240 to archie flowers that that said that uh racism is a violation of the nap yeah so now from now on if you 0.99

01:24:50.920 say the n-word you can get smacked by a black dude so what an unbelievably retarded argument i 0.99

01:24:56.440 mean we should really like i would do anything to have archie on to just have that debate with us 0.99

01:25:02.440 so we could just scream he was hey by the way he was like this close to coming on i think on the uh

01:25:07.720 on the nap podcast on the not a podcast podcast um but it fell it fell through because the charity i

01:25:16.520 believe that they were gonna give like they were gonna raise a bunch of money uh that's the only

01:25:21.000 way archie was gonna come on for ross olbrick i want to say but um what's what's the one where you

01:25:27.880 can do all the raising money uh go fund me yeah go fund me would not allow you to raise money to get

01:25:36.040 someone out of jail so they said they weren't they weren't gonna allow it so that's the only reason

01:25:40.760 that that's the only reason that archie flowers is not coming on not a podcast from what i've heard

01:25:44.280 the the the mourn the mournances uh jeebus clint seven that explains a lot it does explain a lot

01:25:50.200 actually yeah i this girl was like i think she was nine or maybe she was eight and i was six or she

01:25:54.920 was nine and i was seven i don't know but she just pulled me into her closet and uh took her clothes 0.96

01:25:59.800 off and took my clothes off and yeah i i didn't do it i'd take no responsibility for it but i mean

01:26:05.640 that's yeah you're shooting blanks then too you should be i mean there's no way i didn't have sex 0.83

01:26:10.200 with her i mean i don't even know if you could do that but oh like when you kiss a woman or like 1.00

01:26:15.000 was that your first kiss or that you're like no we took all of our clothes off and like kissed each 0.69

01:26:19.080 other's bodies and shit it was very weird i don't know well like back i don't know around that now i 0.98

01:26:23.720 understand clint so much better hey i didn't do it i didn't fucking do it she was she was instructing 0.99

01:26:29.400 me i don't know what's happening i was the most beautiful baby in san diego she couldn't resist me 0.89

01:26:33.640 and uh that's that's what happened i don't know around that age i think i was like my my uncle did

01:26:38.360 the same thing i mean i think i was like playing like doctor with like you know a female that's

01:26:47.880 basically what it was back then yeah it was definitely to a level that's not i won't play

01:26:52.440 doctor with my lips it's a curiosity yeah yeah clint is kissing at that point i don't know

01:27:01.560 and then and then ever since then i haven't uh haven't done anything with a woman so

01:27:06.360 you know yeah yeah he's been so weird my only my only experience with a woman is with a nine-year-old

01:27:12.840 that doesn't sound like a good story he actually it was actually the same story as miles he stopped

01:27:17.160 midway through looked at her said i'm celibate now and he's to this day he's been celibate he

01:27:21.640 hasn't found a wife so he's not yeah miles hasn't told us that that was when he was nine

01:27:26.200 when he sleep mid-lick i was like i'm i don't want to do this anymore and i've never done it

01:27:30.680 it's actually it's well by the way it's also when he says he sleeps with women he literally

01:27:35.080 sleeps with women like he goes to bed with them because like he just wants another warm body around 0.65

01:27:40.760 like but but he but it's it's just a proof of how of how celibate he is he can be around

01:27:46.840 so many naked women but still holds composure and not nut on them so 1.00

01:27:54.040 i've got to admit guys i'm always around naked women but they're not exactly breathing much of the time 1.00

01:27:58.040 um yeah you work at the morgue this guy this guy is reed coverdale i didn't even know

01:28:05.080 um daniel biblically anarchy says unleash pool lease on tower power our root less

01:28:11.720 cosmos cosmos i don't have a clue if you did you have a stroke what's happening 0.97

01:28:17.000 i think it's so true oh fuck i forgot jermaine vincent is also an english guy damn it there's like 0.97

01:28:22.600 i guess there's like about 10 like really cool like english oh that's jermaine vincent hey what 0.96

01:28:27.800 what is what does anyone know what biblical anarchy means he's calling us rootless cosmopolitan

01:28:33.000 i don't know what they said unleash pool

01:28:37.320 lease police police i don't know unleash the police unleash police on tower

01:28:44.360 yeah unleash the cops on the hey hey well you know we're our our iqs are barely over room

01:28:49.720 temperature please don't don't chat like that it's strange keep sending us money though that's

01:28:53.960 fine it's to get around censorship man they probably don't let you say unleash the police

01:28:59.400 oh interesting okay no i don't know maybe they do got it i have no idea they talk about

01:29:04.440 the tower babble podcast so they'll they'll talk about it there

01:29:09.240 we ready to wrap or we got any other topics gents i guess i think we can wrap man

01:29:14.440 this was fun miles well clint can't but yeah clint doesn't wrap it

01:29:21.880 that's why black people hate him actually he's culturally appropriating their music that'd be 0.91

01:29:26.360 that'd be the only legitimate reason for black people to hate me because i love them otherwise 1.00

01:29:32.120 i'm gonna take a bunch of pictures with some south sedan people and like some tribal people i feel like 0.97

01:29:37.080 i'm gonna try they could try and cancel me but i'm just gonna pan get all of them you know playing bongos

01:29:41.320 whatever well they're gonna try to cancel because they think oh good oh i was gonna say they're

01:29:46.840 they're gonna they're gonna i heard that if you take pictures of these people like they literally

01:29:50.280 think you're capturing their souls so they might just attack you when you pull a camera out so you

01:29:54.280 better be like what would be what would be super base though is if you ask the sudanese people

01:30:00.440 to lift you up like you're uh khaleesi or whatever carry you around yeah yeah like you're the savior of 0.99

01:30:07.240 white people that'd be awesome i could pay people a lot to do some stupid things but we'll see how 0.99

01:30:14.120 far we can push it either way you you could put on a blonde wig and a and that blue dress and have 1.00

01:30:19.000 them carry you around and then you can mean yourself blonde we get some a10i contacts yeah

01:30:26.680 play the hyperboid schizo music just find those guys i think weren't those guys on fiverr that

01:30:32.520 pewdiepie said to say uh whatever like hitler was right or something like that you can find those

01:30:37.320 guys they'll do it they'll do it they'll do it for a fiverr so yeah i want to um i want to basically

01:30:44.920 just get a random homeless person that has a passport and take them to south sudan with me and basically

01:30:49.480 just see how how far they can get um oh they'll rule sudan you're literally looking at the new ruler

01:30:55.720 of sudan well all yeah all the sudanese like they must be pretty easy to conquer right because they 1.00

01:31:01.880 don't wear any clothes or whatever so you can probably just like grab and twist their balls or 0.61

01:31:05.320 something well i did some calculations so i did some research on how many people in the government 0.83

01:31:11.800 would be needed to basically overthrow the government and i figured out i would need one

01:31:16.280 5.1 million if i paid everyone 50 dollars um you know a month basically um and i could overtake

01:31:23.800 the country like five months for sure if i got enough people and was tactical enough so if anyone

01:31:28.680 wants to do it gonna fund me it's like

01:31:35.240 he just said he's planning to take over south sudan with with 25.5 million dollars quick maps

01:31:41.640 uh that is insane yeah well it's it's possible though because i think it would be funny because

01:31:47.480 imagine the wikipedia page of oh he popped out and dropped gas and that was outland just and then he just

01:31:53.400 raised a bunch of money that took over a country and basically made it the next north korea 0.97

01:32:01.240 if you do that shit i will seriously like i'll build statues to you and 0.96

01:32:05.320 if that happens if that happens i'm pretty much abolishing taxes and basically making a safe haven 1.00

01:32:14.440 for um for base people and then uh it would just be a bunch of fat in the office with gyms down there 0.98

01:32:20.600 oh i'm gonna go to a south sudan gym by the way and film myself working out so i think it's just gonna be 0.79

01:32:25.960 funny you know just lifting um just doing some deadlifts and stuff rocks and fucking just rocks and 0.98

01:32:32.200 like carcasses of animals that you're just lifting up that's your miles will have to be nude except 0.99

01:32:38.440 for a chastity belt you you fucking curl aids ridden babies or some shit but 1.00

01:32:46.440 the south sudan free state project i can't wait for this man and uh this is exactly what pique 0.99

01:32:51.240 and yonas talks about you are not living in encapistan in your head you are creating

01:32:56.280 encapistan in south sudan beautiful yeah encapistan in south sudan it even flows that is a 0.55

01:33:02.040 fucking okay you need to make a wrap all right make a wrap encapistan in south sudan do it right 0.86

01:33:07.720 like just right after this just just wrap it out man but only one thing that might stop me is a 0.96

01:33:13.160 lockdown if it happens suddenly and it instantly came into effect oh that happens i am finding a way to

01:33:18.840 a different african nation and then hiking down to south sudan if i am miles miles you 0.99

01:33:23.560 motherfucker we almost made it through a whole episode without talking about coven you 0.99

01:33:26.920 motherfucker in africa aren't they like all unvaccinated and they have like extremely low 1.00

01:33:32.840 case rates like probably yeah but it's so great like when i went to um when i went to afghanistan 0.98

01:33:38.520 i was like wow it's weird there's no way masks and my talk i was like what do you mean mask and he's

01:33:43.400 like oh i'm explaining like oh yeah there's coven it's like oh i remember that i was like a

01:33:48.440 few years ago wasn't it and i was like yeah yeah he was like yeah he was like oh yeah it's

01:33:54.360 good thing it wasn't a big thing i was like yeah absolutely well how did i ask how did i ask you

01:33:59.160 about this i know for a fact so like i believe that afghanistan is the world's number one producer of uh

01:34:04.360 hash so yeah and like like or hashish i don't know i don't fucking know but i just know i saw a 0.88

01:34:12.600 video about how like they're like the world's number one producer and also it's also illegal but like

01:34:17.960 50 or like 75 of people in afghanistan smoke it on a daily basis which is pretty insane yeah did you

01:34:25.880 did you try it how was it no no i i'm i'm not oh that's true i didn't think about that but was it

01:34:33.160 prevalent as they say it is i saw it a few times yeah but at the same time i was like that's pretty

01:34:38.440 funny um he would say he would say it's a terrible thing but i can walk into like dead central london

01:34:44.360 right now by five crackheads fighting over a cracker or something that's true um so it's it's no real

01:34:50.680 different there is just different sides of the same coin in every single country yeah that's a secret 0.98

01:34:56.920 utopia there's also a bunch of muslim muslim terrorists in in london too so it's like it's really no 1.00

01:35:02.280 difference um yeah yeah the fucking mayor justico mitchell says wrap it out is probably the most 1.00

01:35:12.360 racist thing that has been said on here uh yeah that's true and of course it came from cole because 1.00

01:35:17.160 he's the only one that says racist shit constantly and means it the rest of us are joking lord miles 0.96

01:35:21.880 give us your plug sir i know you don't have anything to promote but uh if there's anything 0.98

01:35:25.000 you know where people should follow you yeah so um my book should be coming out in about one year

01:35:30.360 it's with antelope hill publishing so very based um i've obviously got twitter so just google lord

01:35:36.040 miles and you'll see my autistic schizo rants uh where i just talk about trolling certain mega 0.52

01:35:42.040 corporations and stuff um if you want to follow my only fans too but i actually considered posting

01:35:49.400 an only fans and then saying the title would be the body of christ that's right the body of the lord

01:35:55.160 and people think it's me but it's actually just a picture of jesus or something

01:35:58.520 actually deep throats cucumbers on it

01:36:03.960 and um you guys will see me on twitch um most likely when i'm in south sedan so what can go wrong

01:36:12.040 my execution should be aired live there actually needs to be as a video of 0.99

01:36:17.160 a chick deep throwing a cucumber that pans over and it's coming out of a guy's ass 1.00

01:36:21.000 what i would really what i would really like from now on uh miles when you go on a podcast and 0.97

01:36:29.720 people say hey if you can give us your plugs just be like you can see the next time you'll see me we'll

01:36:33.880 be on live leak just leave it at that just be like you'll see my beheading video on lively

01:36:41.000 i've always thought about my last words and if i'm gonna be headed my last word to go be so no head

01:36:49.400 i feel like we don't have john mcafee anymore miles is like the most interesting man in the world i think

01:36:54.840 so too dude okay before you get beheaded before you get beheaded will like and they give you like 0.99

01:37:00.920 one last they're like hey you can have anything you want are you gonna ask for like to fuck just 1.00

01:37:05.800 one time before you die or like you're gonna be like i'm gonna end my celibacy and then go to 1.00

01:37:09.720 and then die is that what are you gonna be like what are you gonna ask for no if they say miles if 1.00

01:37:15.880 there's one person you want to fuck i'll say go fuck yourself ha ha and then just ah and then they cut 1.00

01:37:20.360 your head off i'll be going i'll be going to the camera i'll be like ha ha 4d chess and no one 1.00

01:37:27.560 i mean i'll just start beating me 1.00

01:37:31.880 holy shit your mental illness knows no bounds you are a legend miles thank you so much for coming on 1.00

01:37:38.440 i i said i'm gonna be based but um most likely cry my eyes out 1.00

01:37:46.200 the funny internet people said it would be funny

01:37:50.360 this hurts uh i am clint russell from liberty lockdown podcast you can follow me on twitter

01:37:55.240 at liberty lock pod and on instagram everywhere else at just search for liberty lockdown i have on

01:38:01.160 an amazing show uh today i had on lynn albrecht mother of ross albrecht make sure you check that

01:38:06.760 out it's the first time i've cried on air it's very very touching i am i am a homosexual and uh

01:38:14.520 it's confirmed today so make sure you don't miss that one it's really an important uh conversation i also

01:38:19.800 have on jake shields uh i think wednesday and i had on um uh mikhail thorup who is the expat money

01:38:28.040 show uh that's going to come out in a couple days and then next week i have on uh josey the redheaded

01:38:33.800 libertarian with james lindsey the anti-crt warrior are you ready for are you ready for that backlash 0.88

01:38:40.440 again i don't give a fuck as long as i think i think josey and james lindsey is going to be an 0.94

01:38:45.560 amazing panel conversation so anyways make sure you check it out don't miss it are you gonna mention 0.89

01:38:49.640 the other one you just did today oh oh and i was also on part of the problem i can't see this is

01:38:55.240 how crazy my routine is getting i was on part of the problem on sunday night and it comes out tomorrow 0.94

01:38:59.320 don't miss that too the first half is all talking about the homeless shit so it's kind of boring 0.99

01:39:02.840 uh but the second half i gotta go ham yeah homo shit that's what we talked about 1.00

01:39:07.080 i brought it over there too but i gave you guys all a plug so you better not miss it 0.96

01:39:11.000 i i feel really bad for the homo-less so by the way i'm tower king cole on twitter and then 0.93

01:39:18.440 next week we fuck who was it dan smots is on next that's right dan smots is on next week 0.98

01:39:24.680 so that's gonna be really fun and the following week after that we had a next week we fuck and i was 0.99

01:39:28.520 like okay yeah next week you're lucky that you're lucky that you didn't come on next week yeah we 0.93

01:39:35.080 do we do alternating weeks of like we do one on youtube and next week is on porn hub and then we

01:39:39.960 do all the many weeks i can honestly see us only being on porn hub at some point but like 0.89

01:39:45.800 not only having only only gay porn hub only gay porn hub we're christians we're christians here 0.88

01:39:52.040 we're not good and i think we have we have flat earth dave on the on the oh so on the next episode 0.98

01:39:58.840 after that he has the most relentless marketing team i've ever seen in my life he is his people are

01:40:04.200 emailing uh dming me through instagram which i never checked hitting me on twitter

01:40:09.560 constantly he wants to come on so bad i'm like brother my show's liberty lockdown not 0.68

01:40:13.720 fucking flat earth central i don't know what i'm going to talk to you about i don't know so 0.92

01:40:18.520 i'm so grateful that i got to just say hey how about you come on tower gang we can 0.99

01:40:22.440 fucking make fun of you for an hour so great miles watch what she what she comes on and he completely 0.91

01:40:29.080 convinces me that the earth's flat i'm just like my mind dude i didn't think about that 0.99

01:40:33.400 but i studied physics for three years so i'm just gonna pull out some like lagrangian mechanics

01:40:39.000 equations and stuff and basically yeah he'll just be like oh no no no no no no it wouldn't

01:40:45.320 no no hey miles i don't think you understand water doesn't bend so how can the earth be uh round 0.96

01:40:51.480 if the seas are bending around the earth it's bullshit i don't know maybe he should 0.99

01:40:55.400 water maybe he should bend some bitches into his bed all right end it there i don't give i don't 1.00

01:41:05.080 give a fuck if toad gives the plugs end it end it that was a race to end on 0.99

01:41:09.000 go underscore toad yeah and i'm doing uh nap time tomorrow so 1.00

Tower Gang - December 01, 2021

Ep 46 - Ancapistan in South Sudan w⧸ Lord Miles Routledge

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