Ep 51 - Year In Review - Hole Patrol w⧸ Dickie Walnuts
Episode Stats
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1 hour and 48 minutes
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191.5326
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334
Summary
This week we are joined by our homie Jose "Anarcho" Toad of No Way Jose Podcast and our special guest Dinky Walnuts. We talk about Bitcoin, Bitcoin, and much more! Recorded in Los Angeles, CA!
Transcript
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Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're unruly ferrets.
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You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it.
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We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane.
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Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck.
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Welcome, everybody, to another special episode of Tower Power Hour.
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We should make Clint keep doing it until it works.
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This week, we are joined, as always, by our homie...
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And then we have our special guest, the producer, the editor, the wizard, the only Irish wigger
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I think right now, we have the most women of any Libertarian show right now.
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Which is, like, not at all how anyone would assume that would work out, but, you know,
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Like, we were just like, hey, it's like, if you've shown tits in your life to not, like,
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just anybody, really, like, get in the chat, because it'll have some fun.
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Just for the people watching this later who don't get to see the live chat, just, this
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is totally a joke, and the only person in there is Cole's wife.
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They'll still be able to see the chat replay, as long as this doesn't get nuked from YouTube.
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But, yeah, it's pretty cool we've got all these holes in there.
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I think we have four or five, I think we have, like, four or five, like, OnlyFans girls in
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So, please drop your OnlyFans so that our 29 viewers can definitely, or, you know, whatever,
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Yeah, and share the love with that Super Chat money, or not Super Chat, with that OnlyFans
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That way, we can expand the show and fucking start promoting.
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That's really perverted, and you should stop that.
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I also registered for a Web3 address for my show, so if anyone wants to donate Ethereum
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or any cryptocurrency, you can go to libertylockdown.eth.
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Dude, you came in so, like, in our chat, you came in so excited about this.
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You came in, you're like, guys, listen, okay, for $300, you can buy a website that the
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Listen, fucking the guy from Timcast told me all about it.
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Ian Crossland is like a fucking tech wizard, and he put me on game, and I was really excited,
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so I sent that to you guys at like 5.30 this morning, because I'm...
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Yeah, I read it, and I was like, I don't know what any of this means.
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I had a feeling there was a lack of fanfare, because most of you didn't understand what
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Yeah, if you were, I don't know what you're fucking talking about.
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Dude, so the goddamn computer programmer, how is this above your program?
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Dude, I know, it's not, I just haven't really looked into it.
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Okay, so the holes in the chat are getting upset at me, because I won't let my wife get
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Yeah, exactly, like, what do you need an OnlyFans for?
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Like, I mean, you've done that hole, you've seen it good, it's like, who cares?
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Just have her wear a bathrobe and read theory books, because you won't do it.
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I'll sit in the background, I'll just be like...
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Yeah, maybe if you're a mega, super fucking MAGA star or whatever, you can get by and
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I feel like most dudes would get wise real quick, be like, I'm paying money for no tits
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when it's literally free on the internet, what the fuck am I doing here?
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I have a hard policy with this stuff, is that if you are, one, either capable of earning
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a good living, doing something respectable, do that.
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Or, if you can make, like, life-changing money getting naked on the internet, and you're
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actually good with money, this is an important caveat, because if you suck with money, you're
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just going to blow it, then fucking don't ruin your life with this shit.
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But if you can make life-changing money and never work a day in your life just by getting
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naked on the internet, I give my full blessing.
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By the way, for me, I mean, it's a little bit hypocritical, because I totally would just
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There was actually a market for people looking at my dick, which I don't really feel like there
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So, maybe when I get bigger, if I ever get to...
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If I ever even get somewhere close to Dave Smith's level, I will totally show my dick
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I would pay 50 bucks to watch you jerk off right now.
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I have a whole folder in my phone full of Jose's nudes, so he's right.
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Cole and I literally said that we would look at Clint naked earlier, so...
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Something about, like, Clint being naked or something like that.
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He posts his dick on the timeline at least once a week.
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I've seen it enough times that I literally just scroll on past by it.
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Like, I mean, not saying it's a bad dick, but it's just like...
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Maybe I just have a huge dick, because I did not see that and think that's a big dick.
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I mean, I don't even think I have a big dick, but maybe I just have a perverted view, because
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I think that your dick would look huge on you just because you're not that tall.
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I remember when I first got my wife, she told me, she's like, oh, I thought I'd be little
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And she's like, I was really pleasantly surprised.
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It's just because, like, fucking by the contrast, you know, of a small guy and a normal-sized
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I feel like I have the opposite problem, because I'm a pretty big guy.
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My dick's, like, good size, but because I'm big, it looks like, okay, yeah, that's kind
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I was going to say, did you have to use a crowbar to pry that cheese wheel inside your
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He just, like, opens them up, and he's like, all right, get in there and breathe, you little
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I mean, there is something, too, like, my wife's, like, five foot tall, and I legit have had
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You get you a little woman, and then she's like, they fucking, they generally speaking,
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usually will have a shallow vagina, and they'll be like, oh my god, that hurts.
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I'll tell you, though, that is not always the way.
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There are some very large women that have very small vaginas, and vice versa.
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You're like, why is little 100-pound nothing have this fucking hallway that's up?
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So, I guess the idea of the pussy-to-high ratios is not perfect.
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You ever seen those, like, pornos where it's, like, a huge dude, and then, like, a fucking
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four-foot-ten chick, and you're just like, how?
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I mean, they push out humans, so I guess it makes sense.
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It's actually stunning that, like, there is ever a dick too big for a woman, given that
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Dude, I don't know what you're talking about, man, because whenever I go to fuck
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They actually, they actually, they give themselves a C-section, and I fuck that instead.
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I would have been the guy who we joke about being a virgin goes, like, full American psycho
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So, I still have a beef with Dave, because he said I went too far on my Jose raping women
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joke, because I feel like that was a perfect parallel, and Dickie can back me up here.
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The McGregor joke, because Dickie brought this up to me, and I thought I made a good
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He literally said he was going to burn down all those village, like, kill all his family.
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Me and Cole were talking about MMA, talking about UFC, and I was talking about the Aldo
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He, like, knocked him out in eight seconds, and I was like, before that, he told him, if
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this was another time, I'd go to your favela on horseback and burn it to the ground and,
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And so, Cole tried using that joke, and Dave was just like, oh, that's too far.
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No, no, because, so, we were talking about Jose, like, fighting Amanda Nunez, and I said
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that the pre-fights would be amazing, and he could do just like McGregor did, but instead
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of saying, I'll burn down your village, and say, if this was a different time, I would
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rape you over and over again, and I thought that was pretty good.
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I don't know if it was comedic timing, or if it was just like, hey, he may not have
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remembered the Aldo McGregor beef to get the reference.
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Oh, and he's doing a UFC, he's doing a UFC podcast, this motherfucker.
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Oh, while we're touching that, I did want to correct the record.
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I actually did, I was on David Brady's podcast the other day, the 16-year-old
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guy in Wisconsin, I forget the name of his show, but he's a good kid, he has a
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Yo, shout out to Jeremy Kaufman, that was just to defend my boy, I'm not actually.
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For those who aren't aware, at one point, Lydia offered for us to come, or said that
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And so, when you see us, like, ragging them about us going on the show, that's more of
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us ribbing them about that they offered, and when are we coming on.
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Because we actually, on the show with David Brady, we were talking about podcast etiquette
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because we were making fun of Jacob Winograd or whatever, because he, like, begged to
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And I was like, that goes against podcast etiquette.
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Now, I think we're in a gray area, because we are kind of pushing it a little bit.
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We didn't full-on go into the black, the bad area of podcast etiquette, because they
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My theme song, Delivery Lockdown, I say, Peter Quinonez, invite me on.
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But that was also, like, a musical endeavor, so I think that that's better than just, like,
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DMing someone, being like, hey, I want to talk to you about this.
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Oh, Clint, real quick, before we go into the clips, because Dickie made us, like, a whole
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It's like 10 fucking minutes long, but we're going to just go over it.
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Like, what was it like making that EP with fucking Neocon Remover and, yeah.
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I mean, it's all internet music production, so, like, we never were in the same room together.
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Had we, it would have been a lot of fun, I'm sure.
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But Neocon Remover made that beat, like, six months ago, and I was so pumped to record
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And then, but I didn't really know what way to go with it, because it's not my style of
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So, I was like, all right, I'm going to throw it to the black guy.
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He fucking, he laid down the first verse, and he sent it to me.
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It took him a while, but he finally got around to it, and it was killer.
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And then, I tried, I tried to fill in, but I was like.
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I was, I was trying to, I was trying to get it done to put it on the back end of, of our
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And so, I kind of, like, sped, wrapped it at the end, and it fucking, my verse comes out
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Go ahead and check out the episode with, with Jose and, and Cole.
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It's, it's all, it's all a collaborative, collective effort.
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I honestly like, that's the coolest thing about this movement is like, even though we're
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Like when we actually work together, we produce some really cool shit.
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yeah i know it was the beat was nasty when he got to me about the artwork so
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uh tyler janky liberty and podcast review good show you guys should get out he says
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your chat is worse than simpcast right now side note my lady's epidermal when we mash
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prop he does look like the kind of guy to have a big old dick because he is like that tall
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lanky looking dude you know they're they're normally packing but no that's all that bicycling
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yeah oh go ahead only fucks her during childbirth that's actually what he means
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well uh he is like he does all that bicycling so is that dick all mangled up from just being like
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scrunched in like those biker shorts and rammed against that like hard fucking seat i feel like
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his like his dick is just mangled sue me for slander bitch i don't care no wait a minute though if you
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if you fuck a pregnant chick like can like the the fetus like see it and if so is that like
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vector said if you had an uncle jack and he's stuck on a horse would you help your uncle jack off a
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horse of course i would um yeah 100 yeah i love my uncle jack yeah so that's just fucked up why
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wouldn't you help him jack off the horse um off the horse too yeah well he's saying would you help
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yeah i mean i would kill the horse for sure uh so i guess what you guys want to touch on real quick
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how we're a literal gang now uh i mean just just briefly uh i don't know if uh i don't know who
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wants to run with this maybe maybe clint because uh i mean are you talking about the the mccardle
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situation well not that specifically i was more using this segue i'm not gonna rag on angela too much
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it was more she made a silly comment i think it was totally in jest but uh women and jokes they don't
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always hit and you can't tell when they're joking or not so um you know like it came off as serious
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and we all gave her shit and then she was like i was joking you're like oh okay well it kind of
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came off like she was shitting on us i don't know uh but i i think it was a joke uh but yeah she
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totally made a thing about us being a gang and how it's causing more problems which which that i say
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he didn't say us being a gang he just said it seemed there was some gang shit going or not gang shit but
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he was like we're acting like a gang or like gangs in here problem with gang warfare i think is
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that's what he said right yeah and i just said it's only been ever since uh air july joined and all the
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drive-by started happening but that's that was a phenomenal comment by the way i don't know if
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you posted that did you i never posted it because i'm not gonna throw air glider the bus like that on
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twitter i will say that i think it's funny that like because because the truth is we're a click like
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any other i mean there there are dozens and dozens justin liberty twitter alone probably hundreds of
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clicks and group chats and things like that just because we're the funniest and we're now we're now
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considered a gang it's uh i think it's ridiculous honestly but i i do actually agree with her a little
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bit that that there is a problem with um you know it getting getting a little too tribal but i don't
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think that like i don't think that we have been um at the front lines of that as much as we have been
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like symbolically the front line of it because people have have come after us a lot so i hope
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that people understand like uh just speaking for myself i don't know about you guys if you'll agree
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or not but i am actually interested in in have i've said this a thousand times i'm interested in
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having unity with base libertarians like good libertarians out there even if we have significant
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differences of opinion as long as we agree on like 80 to 90 percent of shit like i'm not trying to
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be alienating so um but that all that being said like if you want in the gang we'll jump you in and
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um blood in blood out like you can't ever leave once you're in so just keep that in mind
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yeah but if you're like pro gun control pro fucking you know uh oh yeah giving giving kids uh fucking
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hormones like that's not that's not you know if you say happy birthday to faggots like you're out
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of here you can want to pump every kid in the world with fucking hormones therapy but you fucking tell
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a homo happy birthday that's where i draw the fucking line dude that is it is one of the funniest
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part about this whole shit i'm not gonna get into whatever eric i mean i'm i'm for josh because
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i love josh we all love josh in here so i've been for him but the funniest fucking shit was for like
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weeks they've been like no he's changed his opinions he's like he's different now eric's this different
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guy and he's gonna help us out and then he was just like uh happy birthday uh jbh and we're all like
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god damn it no too bad out man and it was and it was on actually the day it was on the day that josh
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was was going ham so yes it couldn't have been better it couldn't have been better for josh so
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congrats to him for his political opponent making a grievous misstep i mean let let's be real i mean
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i'll be straight up it came across to me like a little bit weird that he had because i think it's
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kind of shitty that he had all these other opinions and stances and i guess the the argument is that was
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a while ago and then fucking then this one little thing i get it it's a bad look but come on like that's
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not that big of a deal i mean it's a big deal but not that big of a deal compared to the other things
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and then that was the thing that there was a it did kind of come off as hey everyone's getting
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dragged right now and oh here's this convenient thing ah fuck yeah get rid of them
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my personal opinion was that like i his his political beliefs whether they're ancient or not
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because they weren't ancient they were like a couple years ago that was enough for me to be like
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he's a non-starter um yeah the fact the fact that he wishes this dork a birthday a happy birthday like
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i really don't care and and honestly i don't know enough about henchmen and what what his direct
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involvement in the coup shit was for me to be like oh if you're friends with this guy you you have
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because i don't like i really don't like guilt by association um because we we've been accused of a
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lot of guilt by association shit that was unnecessary so i'm trying not to go down that path i think we
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should just stick to the facts josh is fucking great on basically everything uh politically and
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this dude sucks on half of his opinions so like it was an easy choice in my opinion yeah and then
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you're putting this person in a position of influence which i mean everyone knows on the
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aggress this is actually my one of my main critiques is that eventually they will get
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infiltrated and return back to the status quo and i actually was like what the fuck i expected this
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way down the line like this is like already like for real like i like and i and i'm the one who's
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not really on team lpmc in that way i mean you guys are all my friends and stuff but i have my critiques
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and that's the main one and i'm like well the funniest part that's what the funniest part was they
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was like dude i want to go so fucking ham today but i can't because i love dave
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i love dave's quote tweet of you though he's like a lot of the people they don't even give a
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fuck about the lp were never in the mises caucus all of a sudden have an opinion of it and you're
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like you're like yeah man you're right i'm just playing it but then even then it was kind of like
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i even then said after that i was like but that's kind of my point like that's why i'm not in the
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party you're not really making the point you're making i'm trying i was trying to be nice because
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i do love dave and i respect dave and i didn't want to drag you had you said that you'd kind of
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have to join now because because you like you got your way actually if anything it's still my point
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stands because it's no it's like the fact this was even a discussion in the first place it's kind of
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like what the fuck like actually if anything i'm still like and i still think it kind of came off as
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hey we got dragged by the people and now we're like oh he said happy birthday to this homo
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i think i think that is what happened i mean yeah honestly it's it's the best you guys are
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gonna make it sound like he actually dropped this dude because he said happy birthday to a gay dude
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that's not what happened okay it may not be it was it was the straw that broke the faggot's back okay
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that's all it was the last dick in the line that just plopped on that back and broke that back
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it couldn't take it anymore did you ever tweet that draft you sent out cole or no the the you're like
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uh the lpmc is like the westbrook yeah i tweeted i did the uh which is a was a pete quinones thing
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where you just take a screenshot of your draft and tweet that because i know i can't say uh fags on
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like twitter like i mean you can say nigger but you can't say fags i'm pretty sure the first first
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time in my in my career on this show i disavow tower gang for this this is all right let's get to the
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tape let's get out of here so so quickly i enforce tower gang holy shit can't wait for taste mr wish
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nick fuente's happy birthday you know what he should he should 100 do that he should 100 do that
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that's a great troll can you guys talk for like one minute yeah yeah go ahead yeah no no the show
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can't survive man no no i'm saying don't run the video yet that's all i'm saying yes by the way but
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uh my my draft that i said was that um the lpmc has the same take on um as god and the westboro
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baptist church is uh on fags i didn't say that they hate them but that's basically what i was going for
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that's where they draw the line well yeah i mean and this you know but i'll get one more thing toad
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i sent that in the mises caucus discord and it got deleted like someone an admin deleted it
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i know we i brought that up but i do want to say he's got uh i forget his name but he's got nap time
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it's a good show pretty much almost everyone here has been on his name is chris except for dickie i
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don't know if he's also the best looking guy in the liberty scene probably the dude is a good looking
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dude like he looks like the kind of guy to be in gay porn and that's not to mean he looks gay
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but he looks like he looks he looks like top lobster actually so all right i mean if
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you got a new one what's going on it's the invisible man
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invisible man but have a good dick i'll tell you that that's all right well the invisible man is
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black so just in time we were getting that point we're like i don't have anything to say uh chat
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please help us out i love how toad's like yo oh can we not survive a minute without you
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no no we can't well it made it weird that you like stopped the the so that we had to like it's
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it's like hey guys stop hey guys hold on hold on stop what you're saying about i'm gonna go get a
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beer continue okay i'll see see how that disrupts things and throws off the flow and you're like
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now what do we do just have to riff just riff that's all this show is yeah we riffed we're good
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riffing all right let's fucking do this shit uh yeah all right so diggy explain what this is and
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uh what you did and then how you got into this fucking shit and then we'll watch this and
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hey real quick nicky before you do did you add the last episode other bits from the last episode
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or did you update it or no the dave smith one yeah yeah i added dave smith the last okay cool i
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didn't know yeah okay i didn't know if you had because i know when you made it before i didn't
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have that one you're cracking the whip in the group chat today jesus christ
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motherfucker like we'll get a new clip guy let's fuck
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still waiting on that super chat money oh yeah sorry about that hey we're not getting any money
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right now either so you're you're doing the same thing you're fucking you're waiting when we make
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it big i mean we might we might toss a little shekels your way you know
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so all right um this all started a lot of you guys know with me just clipping jose's laugh because
00:25:59.840
his laugh is pretty funny so i have a few videos of just that and then i decided i'd clip you know
00:26:04.900
tower gang episodes and as you know i have a lot of those on my uh my pinned tweet and jose had the
00:26:12.420
idea that i do a clip from every episode or at least one clip and do a year in review for when dave
00:26:19.880
comes on but since it ended up being like 12 minutes long um we're saving it for tonight
00:26:24.800
so we have finally a also a lot of shit went down that week so a lot of shit a lot of shit
00:26:32.200
yeah but we're also not gonna be like here dave watch this 10 minute thing sit there and watch it man
00:26:38.740
him seeing me drop in and calling him a fucking jew was enough so
00:26:43.060
um but yeah it has um it has a clip ashen you're off the payroll stop trying to send all the money
00:26:52.380
you're gonna run out soon she still has your credit card information
00:26:56.880
keep sending us more don't worry don't worry ashen i got something for your ass in this video don't
00:27:04.780
worry so um yeah the only one that i missed was tyler yonke because this episode got pulled from
00:27:11.040
youtube and for some reason i couldn't clip from odyssey so he decided as a good troll i should
00:27:15.280
just leave him out so yeah libertarian friendship simulator as well oh shout out to those guys i
00:27:23.500
forgot that we even had tyler on so that's uh rogue yeah rogue needs to to buy tote a new tracksuit
00:27:30.760
instead of that smoking jacket we need to buy you something other than a gaming headset you
00:27:35.340
fucking creep by the way i have i have news even though we were just talking about tyler
00:27:41.220
and i was gonna think i i do have dudes but um tyler bought me a mic and so i'm gonna be and
00:27:48.140
then i have a webcam coming in later this week so i'm actually gonna get fucking high class up in here
00:27:52.220
thank you very much tyler jeez i know tyler's amazing thanks for coming on the show i totally
00:27:57.680
remember it can you get it 30 bucks he couldn't afford can you get it yeah no shit can you get a
00:28:02.700
fucking wi-fi connection that works oh i'm a hypocrite i should probably fix my yeah
00:28:06.860
daddy warbucks here dicky also forgot one thing that none of this would have happened at all if
00:28:14.240
he wasn't uh fucking cole so forgot about that detail yeah well we gotta kick sarah out of the lp
00:28:21.320
well yeah you can't wish happy birthday to a homo so you're out what did the lp become a petting zoo
00:28:31.780
what the hell that was a joke that was the only one who got it what the fuck that's what i do i
00:28:36.960
explain the jokes on here because i don't think that everybody else gets no that was that was good
00:28:40.660
i i missed it my bad all right let's let's let's roll this shit all right this is gonna be i assume
00:28:46.440
this i've never seen this i assume this is yeah none of us have seen it jose did you watch it or not
00:28:50.520
i watched it except for i didn't obviously added some from the day of episodes i haven't seen that bit
00:28:54.160
so that'll be new to me all right so we'll kind of start this will be like a
00:28:58.320
i'm pretty sure the girls outweigh the guys so i just want to say that real quick because they
00:29:03.660
keep they keep jumping in yeah right now just so you guys know this is going to be kind of like
00:29:08.200
those episodes when you're watching old sitcoms and it's like a filler episode they're reminiscing
00:29:12.260
about all the other ones just flashbacks yeah like uh we shouldn't have that much to talk to
00:29:16.480
dicky about so it wasn't that interesting so we just gotta do this this is this is as shitty as a
00:29:20.940
clip episode yeah damn okay all right i should join the stream ashton join the stream come on in
00:29:29.580
we'll let you in you can just come sit right behind clint and then that's and then you can join the
00:29:34.080
stream all right all right all right all right but yeah well let's fucking let's fucking roll that
00:29:37.880
beautiful bean footage so we'll do this yeah and yeah shout out to tyler yonking anti-libertarian
00:29:44.600
friendship simulator because i assume their episode won't be in here either because that was odyssey
00:29:48.420
only as well can you enlarge this so it doesn't look as shitty production value like you know
00:29:53.940
i mean yeah we're ready to go yeah enlarge it all right and you can tell me when you stop it and
00:29:59.120
whatever all right let's there we go that looks professional now prepare for the most horrendous
00:30:04.740
wave of autism you have ever experienced because this is the tower gang power hour well yeah i mean
00:30:11.180
i'm toad and i have been uh referred to as the most artistic member of uh tower gang i'm uh cole
00:30:18.000
i'm known as the uh power gang builder of roads and destroyer of austin peterson i'm clint from
00:30:25.120
liberty lockdown i am probably most famous for asking dave smith to be below ron paul hi i'm
00:30:30.400
austin peterson and i support killing innocents up to and including your children what's he doing
00:30:36.960
oh no oh all right it was it was a tiny tree it was like a charlie tree god yeah it was like a
00:30:43.560
charlie brown christmas tree and he can't even chop it down all right let's go i'm surprised he's not
00:30:48.260
fucking wearing gloves yeah what's all right just to explain the first episode uh that the the you
00:30:53.180
get the first clip is the first episode the second episode that you guys saw that guy named cap
00:30:57.500
he's a massive faggot and he was originally on the podcast and i don't even remember the whole story
00:31:03.700
that's not how nick uh pronounces his name what are you talking about
00:31:06.620
we'll talk about that later uh you know i love nick uh you know great guy i wish all the best to him
00:31:15.300
uh but fucking you know cap was a massive faggot uh we had lots of issues with him i don't know what
00:31:21.360
his deal was just so you guys know he was supposed to be uh one of the guys like that was the original
00:31:27.020
cast and actually clint was our first guest and kind of never left us and yeah so we and we ended
00:31:33.260
up picking him up along the way do you see how low fucking t that first episode was it was like
00:31:39.820
all of us even clint came in just like hey i'm clint from liberty lockpot
00:31:46.320
he's on this random podcast fucking random twitter dudes and okay
00:31:52.560
wait speaking with speaking with a really sexy low tone is low t
00:31:57.620
maybe not low t but whatever first two episodes two feds pretty crazy actually
00:32:03.860
how'd we get it because shane hazel will start a second yes so yes
00:32:10.240
thank you thank you oh my god all right all right continue all right gonna back it up a little
00:32:20.280
bit probably he can't even chop it down i forgot dude i'm surprised he's not fucking wearing gloves
00:32:25.980
and safety glasses what a bitch well that's the thing about the mises caucus too right it's like
00:32:31.140
listen if you're gonna be snarky and bitchy with these guys
00:32:34.620
they don't they don't give a fuck how you don't chop down fucking trees you know what i mean
00:32:45.960
i think that's new this is really weird he just
00:32:51.020
that's a good place to pause it maj we got from a tower
00:32:54.320
to be honestly i know it's a silly shtick but we've got a lot of guests from towering
00:32:58.460
surprisingly and maj was one we luckily landed i don't remember what the tower was we towered him
00:33:03.040
with some shit and he was like yo that's just wild dog we towered with black guns matter yeah
00:33:07.640
well it was that but it was it was a tower of somebody else though that he was having beef with
00:33:12.940
like some yeah inter-gang warfare i know it was some hollywood dude and we towered him i don't
00:33:18.140
remember exactly what it was we talked about it in the episode though dude that that mod go ahead
00:33:24.220
i apologize because maj's audio was like so bad i couldn't really do anything about that
00:33:28.940
so if you can't really hear him then he he's saying that he told starwork to eat a dick that's
00:33:33.480
what he that's what he said well what fucks about so like this is this is a total joke by the way
00:33:39.800
for this is our episode three and we actually in our chat we think we've talked about this before
00:33:44.980
we thought we peaked like we thought we were like okay this is the best we will ever do is
00:33:49.600
monster ray like we got it it's all downhill from here and then like and it was it wasn't a great
00:33:56.340
episode because he like he said he had really bad internet problems and then dropped out halfway
00:34:00.980
through it was our uh our first ashton birdie um and so and then like after that he didn't get to
00:34:07.980
answer my question so that's what really that beautiful hair of mine though i just had to point
00:34:11.840
i hope you like the boost mobile yeah oh yeah oh yeah you guys say maj well i do like it's funny we
00:34:18.300
got maj before clint did um but anyways um fucking it's maj is like funny but not intentionally and so
00:34:27.360
that's like it wasn't really tower gang vibe i don't think we had figured out what we were yet at
00:34:32.260
that point so but maj is funny just in the aspect if he goes so goddamn hard he's just as unintentionally
00:34:38.480
funny so but yeah but it was it was a good episode but not really tower gang uh vibe that we have now
00:34:45.440
but it's a good episode but yeah it was our vibe as far as having tech issues all over the place
00:34:51.680
yes that's true i just for the record if you expect any show to be good in the first few episodes
00:34:57.480
like this is why i was if you guys remember i was pleading with you not to try and get maj on
00:35:03.060
because i was like so you're you're shooting your shot too early we all suck right now just like let
00:35:09.800
the vibe happen but then he was the one but he was the one with the problems like we are all good
00:35:14.540
i know i know well we all have we have other problems yeah we have we have other problems
00:35:19.560
point out tyler's a badass we truly don't deserve him p.s hi lizzie hi cd hi hello ladies i like i
00:35:25.960
love the ladies in this chat and how polite they are uh in in saying talking to each other you guys i
00:35:30.980
think if you guys want to talk to each other should only be in super chats that's how
00:35:33.840
shannon has it down so she does do that yes downs yes okay just like my sincere condolences to nick for
00:35:47.000
being in this freeze frame i know it probably is making him very unhappy but we're on the show for
00:35:52.700
a while and there's nothing we can do about chat you're part of the history i mean you're not with
00:35:56.480
us anymore but you're still part of our history and we love you yeah we're not going to tear down
00:36:00.360
the statues man you shut the fuck up there's a lot of nick in this video so fuck it a lot of dick
00:36:09.400
well yes all right and nick yes oh all right boo get very material
00:36:14.860
and i would i asked him when i told that one donor to eat a dick oh yeah oh did we just lose
00:36:26.060
mosh yeah yeah seth rogan is a gay pedophile guys want rituals how about um you know a crowd of men
00:36:32.960
dancing around a blue dildo i i observed that once that was the cause of that once if you can
00:36:38.100
believe it yeah i'm about like 90 sure both of my parents are watching this right now
00:36:42.900
i would be more comfortable talking about how the holocaust didn't happen
00:36:48.700
i do i do want to point out uh popo was in that last one and popo is the sole reason all of us
00:36:57.380
exist towers the concept of wiggers uh everything so props to him we owe everything to popo thank you
00:37:04.480
so much popo popo fucked my mom and that's why i'm here okay yes popo's my popo's all our fathers
00:37:09.620
actually he's like 10 years younger than me but he still originated the concept of wiggerdom
00:37:14.020
all praise he's actually my grandfather so i don't know how that worked out exactly and he's
00:37:19.560
the only dude with balls and the capability of taking pictures of them also the uh and his
00:37:24.660
trolls are legendary and he's also very funny but you know we have to rib a little bit he's very funny
00:37:29.320
the episode with drew hancock might have had one of our first like fucking um great bits which was
00:37:37.600
the fucking the pug's head i don't remember talking about that where we were talking about
00:37:41.760
like killing pugs and then fucking their eye holes out and like they're just popping their eyes out
00:37:46.580
and skull fucking them yeah and drew was so goddamn and that's when he said the thing about
00:37:52.580
his parents he was like i'd rather talk about the holocaust baby didn't happen i do want to point out
00:37:57.560
you guys you guys see that goofy ass hair i have there that's the result of having a slick back and
00:38:02.280
i don't have a product in so you saw my slick back before slick backs look ridiculous when you don't
00:38:07.020
somehow military approved that's what the slick back was for you can keep it in regs by slicking
00:38:12.300
it back so you look like dude i first gay hitler youth
00:38:15.660
dude you got ahead of that and i and i fucking hate you because i was gonna like
00:38:22.720
roll your ass that's the first one i saw that clip i was like oh shit yeah this is when his hair
00:38:28.580
looked like ass yeah the freeze frame on coal is pretty good you look like a fifth backstreet boy
00:38:34.280
like the retard if i ever get a slick back again i'll put it under the hat so you guys can't make
00:38:39.620
fun of me it's like every kid in middle school who's trying to get laid but just ends up joining
00:38:44.260
the band you see you think he's cool because he's doing dips uh like dip but it's just like coffee
00:38:52.820
packages instead because he can't do nicotine dude we snorted fucking uh fun dip in middle school
00:39:00.780
anyone else ever do that yeah no but i put um i put icy hot on my dick that's the only thing i
00:39:06.380
ever really did which was not fun i also jerked up an aftershave
00:39:12.040
you know that um the uh electronic dusting stuff right where if you flip the can upside down uh
00:39:24.820
because of the way that it's uh contained it actually like freezes and it shoots out um
00:39:29.660
it's probably uh like liquid co2 i'm guessing dry ice you know what i'm talking about no because
00:39:36.540
it's compressed um i'm just gonna continue um i shot i shot that onto my balls in college so
00:39:43.460
um there was a there was a time there for a bit that we thought clint would just come on
00:39:49.340
for the big episodes because he was like he was like i'm gonna come on for maj i'm gonna come on for
00:39:55.440
uh i think there was there was someone else that came on that was big and clint was like all right
00:39:58.560
i'm on with this one it was like all the big ones and then he had a he would throw us a bone like
00:40:03.060
this episode where it was just him i've i have i have been very consistent despite despite what
00:40:08.620
people thought i really enjoy doing this show and even though we didn't have a lot of viewers early
00:40:14.100
on i was like no i'm just gonna do this this is great yeah props to you for sure we were like
00:40:18.600
why does this dude keep coming here i don't know because i honestly enjoy it yeah i do gotta point
00:40:24.580
out for anyone who gets this reference that's a solid ass reference but the majority of you guys
00:40:28.460
won't get it and i'm not gonna explain it i mean travis is the best among us yeah oh yeah he is
00:40:38.360
travis and also a happy birthday to travis's mom he pointed that out in the chat nice happy birthday
00:40:45.420
all right let's keep going yeah i mean you can have you can have a pretty chick or you can have
00:40:53.900
a good lay it's not both i have to i have to say there are a few hot chicks that can fuck it's it
00:40:59.600
is rare though it is yeah but those are the ones you stay the fuck away from
00:41:02.660
yes and then oh something like right after right after it happens it turns your asshole into an
00:41:13.980
iron maiden which is really good to you know keep keep the gays away it was the fbi that they have
00:41:19.600
to take people off of monitoring some certain people because they start laughing at the memes
00:41:24.100
i mean you got taken down by like a teenager man like he's a 19 year old not even in college
00:41:32.440
not even doesn't have a job lives with his mom yet i don't think it's fair to call these people
00:41:37.180
left libertarians it's unfair to left i agree i agree with that completely yeah bitch fuck cucks
00:41:43.580
well done your ass ass to penis ratio hey hey i want to pause there yeah pause we got a couple
00:41:52.700
things go over there's a lot there yeah there was important that's an important moment in history
00:41:57.000
that was reed's first appearance and i'm not gonna lie in our group chats we were all talking
00:42:01.720
mad shit about clint or about reed at that point like who's this fucking faggot talking about
00:42:06.700
fucking gay like what a fucking homo and like we i don't know why or how we weren't about getting
00:42:14.420
him on and we were like we were kind of like hesitant we were like maybe we might we were like
00:42:19.500
maybe we'll railroad this dude and the more we talked to him we're like
00:42:22.700
oh he's not a massive faggot i mean he's a faggot but not that kind of faggot
00:42:26.160
but like you know i don't know that he's gay but he's not a faggot yeah he's gay but he's not a
00:42:32.840
faggot basically he's black but he's not a yeah exactly exactly yeah i i i love reed and and i think
00:42:39.660
that you know his uh his political arc is not reflective of his basidness like that dude is a
00:42:46.200
fucking animal if anyone thinks that like he is putting on a show with all this january 6 posting
00:42:51.600
this guy genuinely lives january 6th he fucking loves it hold up real quick i'm rolling it back
00:42:59.440
for you guys i'm surprised you guys didn't pause on the clip that talked about cole getting docs
00:43:04.700
i figured oh yeah oh no wait what that came up i didn't see i didn't see that yeah that was let me
00:43:09.800
let me also say what the reference about hot chicks being able to fuck i hadn't even met ashton yet
00:43:15.460
how dare you cutting well we didn't we didn't even know about your like sexual exploits at that
00:43:23.200
time that you were just an animal when in the before time in the before time in the before time
00:43:28.360
i will say you must have that good dick because i can't tell you how many times ashton's come my dms
00:43:32.900
telling me about how good you dick her down so good for you buddy uh me too dude she just
00:43:37.520
you know right she said that she said that to me too i keep i keep begging her to stop i'm like
00:43:44.580
as complimentary as it is i'm like you want to share them not then dial back the dicking dog i don't
00:43:50.420
know maybe go 80 next time jesus clay you don't have to go 100 all the time save it for birthdays or
00:43:59.220
some shit just get your nut that's all you gotta do you don't have to like i am i am rarely can't
00:44:15.580
get out of you he's proud of that telling us all how no i am not i am not i genuinely don't like it
00:44:24.980
i know i know it's hard to believe because it is so complimentary but i do not like this i do not
00:44:29.960
like having her talk about me like that yeah if any woman wants to just straight up lie and say
00:44:33.760
i'm an amazing lay i'm fucking all for it you know i don't care yeah this is like that this is
00:44:39.380
like that nick ashley thing where he was really upset about the white women bust these stops like
00:44:42.780
clint lean into it man yeah yeah whatever that's true that's true it would be i don't know it would
00:44:48.420
be really weird if elizabeth was just in guys dms like hey my husband's dick is so good man like he
00:44:54.040
like he fucked me good what's up i guess hello big dick clint i'm assuming that's
00:45:02.180
like a tom wood spit did you guys did you guys put this out to our fucking our whole patrol to tell
00:45:11.640
them to always be a whole patrol that's what we're gonna call the women of tower gang now the
00:45:17.260
you're welcome you're welcome i am a wordsmith after all
00:45:22.800
y'all leave mustache wax out for a read tonight oh that's pretty good that's a good joke you know
00:45:26.960
that's a great one that's actually a good one you should tweet that one out man
00:45:30.260
oh god all right we're not we're not touching that but thank you
00:45:33.920
isn't that robin shout out to robin i appreciate the support but we will not be reading that one
00:45:42.520
i'll also i'll shout out brian mcwilliams quickly because his episode was in that clip briefly and
00:45:51.560
it was will fight talking but brian mcwilliams was really funny in that episode as well yes he really
00:45:55.600
was also and then uh up until this point like this episode with robbie was probably our best episode
00:46:02.380
at the at that point like for a long time until i can't remember what the next one that was really
00:46:07.060
great but this robbie one was the one that yeah robbie killed it and that was the one like if
00:46:10.480
anybody was like hey you have a podcast which episode should i watch i'd be like watch the
00:46:15.440
robbie the firebird scene one yeah i would do that too yeah i was saying watch the robbie one that yeah
00:46:20.080
that was my favorite one up through yeah for a long time and i just think that was the one that
00:46:24.100
you're talking about where i was like clout you thought i was being just a pure clout chaser when i was
00:46:28.180
like oh robbie's coming on i have to i have to be on that one but it was it was just because i had i
00:46:32.940
had just been on uh i think i had just been on part of the problem and on robbie's show and i was
00:46:37.340
like no i have chemistry like there's there's logic to this and and you guys are like yeah yeah we'll
00:46:43.560
when we got much ran the third episode i think we were like we're gonna get dave smith on episode four
00:46:54.240
that's not a super chat but that's actually a genius idea i think you women of the chat should
00:46:58.760
get your own podcast together and do that that'd be a great idea yeah do it if you want views if
00:47:04.720
you want views do it topless okay continue on yes yeah hell yeah do a little pasties so you can
00:47:09.620
don't talk at all just they just stand up there and just start looking at each other just
00:47:15.300
they can't get banned from youtube so yeah whole patrol keep your eye out for the show man all
00:47:29.620
right watch some uh we got robbie the fire coming up here i think oh what your ass ass to penis ratio
00:47:37.300
is that like how big my ass is god damn it i don't like it yes indeed god you're you're you're
00:47:47.500
fired you're an awful game i just i just have to say and i actually thought this last night when i
00:47:53.480
was going to bed don't ask me why i was thinking about cole's visage as i was falling asleep but i
00:47:58.980
was watching a clip of eric swalwell and you got a little fucking eric swalwell in you dude and this
00:48:04.100
it's the hair oh yeah i think i think it's the eyes the cheekbones and the hair or something dude
00:48:09.020
and i hate that guy and i love you so i hate to make this comparison if i was actually eric swalwell
00:48:19.900
i've i've literally had to go through extensive background checks just to prove i wasn't fucking
00:48:26.500
a russian spy that motherfucker does it and he gets a promotion it's bullshit it is crazy
00:48:31.360
yeah and uh shout out to uh our friend sam by the way who's the one that came up with the uh
00:48:38.140
dick to ass ratio or ass to penis ratio question which i think we actually got wrong
00:48:45.820
on its face is really stupid but robbie made a pretty good pretty good fucking bit out of that so
00:48:52.380
yeah it was great he did roll it he measured back a little bit
00:48:55.440
yeah just play it god damn it i'm playing to my own penis yes sounds like it yes and do you think
00:49:02.940
that they're correlated i'm here to talk about bitch fuck cucks because we've seen them in the flesh
00:49:08.600
lately and we got one to delete his account yesterday which is pretty glorious so honestly i'm just here
00:49:13.740
to start some violence and eat some ass let's go
00:49:20.480
by the way that's the that's the second though i was only off for two episodes and that was the two
00:49:25.700
and toad doesn't miss ever miss an episode so by the way this was a very special moment for cole
00:49:31.280
uh yes none of us gave a fuck but for some reason instagram has some weird fucking boner for this shit i
00:49:37.520
don't fucking know he always goes on about instagram no one gives a fuck about instagram that's just for
00:49:41.020
retards you can't read i don't fucking know yes exactly but no legitimately you mean legitimately
00:49:47.420
legitimately this was the like like my peak maybe it was i mean it was amazing for me to meet these
00:49:54.720
guys and then i just did like their christmas episode which was really awesome for me but yes
00:49:58.400
like bloody revolutions miss buckles and uh resi i mean and then there's a bunch of other ones but
00:50:03.800
yeah i was a i was big fans they were they made me an cap so i'm really proud of you because for that
00:50:09.420
would be like equivalent of me going like part of the problem or some shit for you because i was
00:50:12.340
that these are your guys yeah yeah we'll show yeah exactly going on this is dicky this is the
00:50:19.160
height of dicky's life right now this is the best moment in his life getting on his best friend show
00:50:24.540
that we haven't let him go on i think the highlight of his life is is photo bombing cold during the dave
00:50:30.440
smith episode if that was pretty oh we didn't oh we gotta we gotta just touch on that just for a
00:50:35.420
well afterwards i was like what were you doing going on there and said you jew fuck are you
00:50:43.740
came in so goddamn strong for like basically your hero this is what i don't understand about dicky
00:50:54.380
because in in chats and on twitter hilarious in person hilarious gets on the mic and he just shuts
00:51:01.280
down he just can't talk just say something you're funny dude i promise you're funny
00:51:06.000
all right that was that was supposed to be where you talked that's supposed to be where you talked
00:51:10.980
you go right there he sets you up play the fucking video
00:51:16.500
all these trump supporters have a fucking meltdown it's like the boob was always supposed to be
00:51:43.500
about the constitution and conservative values it's like dude the earliest memes are about
00:51:49.520
shooting cops dude you know that i you know that i like mommy milkers i want to suck milk from you
00:51:55.360
know roll past this ryan dawson how are you doing today sir i'm it's a pleasure to be in this bigot
00:52:02.200
arena i posted a picture of a decapitated baby and said there was a hamas base between her ears
00:52:08.640
oh yeah this is this is one of my favorite jokes i've ever made but and fucking ryan talked over
00:52:17.000
it like an asshole also so cole you always get this one wrong every time you rehash it
00:52:24.120
really all right well i'll have to play it i think i think i just fucked it up in the show but like
00:52:31.780
maybe not go ahead play it so i can hear it i probably fucked it up in the show yeah and to be
00:52:37.500
fair you do have to talk over ryan when you oh yeah all the time yeah yeah dude
00:52:41.300
by saying going out their house isn't as bad as killing niggers
00:52:45.700
yeah you're both making jokes at the same time apparently yeah so i said so i said saying it
00:52:55.160
isn't as bad as killing them right which it should be the opposite i've never had an orgasm that made me
00:53:01.400
feel as good as cole saying the n-word like your face and your reaction afterwards makes you you
00:53:08.520
are you are joyous it's unbelievable and i love how it comes to this place of genuine hatred it's
00:53:15.320
beautiful i hate them so much i get so excited to say it that's that's coming from the guy with the
00:53:22.580
hitler hair dude too i've got a good story about cole in that so the first time i met the first time i
00:53:30.600
met him and his wife uh we're hanging out uh with me and my wife and his wife goes you're from the
00:53:38.180
south right i'm like yeah i grew up in north carolina like out in the country she goes you like saying
00:53:43.700
the word nigger don't you what kind of question is that so that was my introduction to his wife
00:53:52.900
that's my wife that's elizabeth like speaking of which travis it would be great if one day we get
00:53:59.440
a super cut of all the times cole said nigger no uh no someone um fucking laden he made he made a
00:54:05.640
uh the um fucking he just because i asked someone to do it the um what's it the nigga nigga nigga
00:54:13.060
nigga motherfucking nigga the song and he made it with just me saying the n-word it was so fucking
00:54:18.740
funny no i just want a full-on super cut someone to go through all of the entire catalog of our
00:54:23.760
episodes it's every time he said nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger i'm not doing that
00:54:28.400
i have much fucking work i have a perfect idea though if you want the job you do that and then you
00:54:33.580
pair it with someone trying to start a chainsaw it'll be fucking hilarious
00:54:37.440
also just and then just zoom in on my face every time and just watch me have orgasms over and over
00:54:45.720
again cole did make that joke on the philosopher episode so but if we were to have that uh super
00:54:52.740
cut we'd not be able to upload it to our youtube channel because we just get immediately new
00:54:56.620
was the philosopher good on here it was a fun episode i thought we did have a good kangaroo
00:55:02.880
rice niggers don't quite rise to the level of normal niggers
00:55:13.100
we have more serious discussion in that episode
00:55:17.520
fucking clint i love how you're the wigger here but like the hard er kind of makes you blush like oh
00:55:23.020
my god guys that's why it hurts me just just a quick quick comment on dickie's story by the way
00:55:30.320
i'm i'm almost positive that cole's wife says nigger way more than cole does
00:55:34.340
she does oh she does she does actually dude bitches have no shame
00:55:39.760
because their tits their tits bailed them out they can literally just be like it's like what are you
00:55:46.140
gonna do hit a woman what are you gonna do hit me huh what are you gonna throw me through the wall
00:55:50.820
how about these bitch what you gonna do hypnotize now you won't do it oh fuck he did it
00:56:02.720
and then yeah then there is that guy usually he's a fag but then he's just like i don't give a fuck
00:56:08.720
about tits and it just wrecks them i mean it's great it's usually a black guy yeah yeah yeah
00:56:24.320
any woman out there if you ever want any woman out there if you ever want to go viral just date
00:56:28.580
a black dude and just like keep a nanny cam going at all times one day he'll be the shit out of you
00:56:33.340
you'll go viral well imagine pairing like a gay black man is just pairing somebody that doesn't
00:56:39.960
like boobs with someone that also is has a propensity for domestic violence it's like it's
00:56:44.540
not going well usually just took away the only thing that is keeping them from doing domestic
00:56:50.660
violence the only thing more dangerous than a gay black man is a gay black cop forget it
00:56:54.680
if two gay black men are together wouldn't they refrain from doing that because they think the
00:57:02.480
other one is going to kick their ass it's basically yeah defensive mechanism it's like
00:57:08.260
game theory man probably also the ryan dawson was a big we thought was a big episode for us too
00:57:13.920
like we were and also just reed was really happy to have him on and also i think at reed's face it's
00:57:19.600
like it's like oh he's so happy it was also our biggest episode ever up until this point for sure
00:57:26.140
yeah this was a huge episode get my underwear one have you ever had a 9-11 cocktail
00:57:35.480
yeah i had two questions for jeremy the first one that's somebody with the beard uh is do you have
00:57:42.780
any advice on getting cum out of the beard because i have fucking problems with that shit
00:57:46.460
the big thing that fixed it for me was i stopped sucking dicks
00:57:50.800
jerry coffin's great i love jeremy coffin so fucking much
00:57:59.460
that was that was uh the episode where we had like loser brigade type people start coming after
00:58:06.080
us for that one because of the suck my dick comment oh yeah i'm honestly stunned that they
00:58:11.880
haven't clipped us more like get your fucking shit together i think they i think they learned
00:58:16.400
i think they literally learned yeah they keep doing it they're like the greatest thing for our
00:58:20.620
like show growth is when they freak the fuck out it's the same thing with dave every time they
00:58:24.540
freak out dave does better same thing with us like please please come at us like i like some
00:58:30.220
weird like it's like a we're like a weird we're like a weird comic book villain that basically
00:58:35.060
the like whenever you attack us we get stronger basically and also if you don't attack us we
00:58:40.340
still get stronger so it's actually it's we're we're a win-win but like we get much stronger
00:58:44.740
slower and we don't have the re we love the re i mean we're not doing it intentionally for the re
00:58:49.140
we're just having fun but if you want to read please do i fucking love it we'll make fun of you
00:58:54.020
yeah and and just for the record we are actually not doing it for the re we're doing it to make
00:58:59.100
each other laugh and then y'all spaz and it makes us bigger so you should probably keep doing it
00:59:04.220
thanks yeah it hurts us so bad also they would have nothing to clip because they'd have to just
00:59:10.560
produce the entire episode every episode maybe it's a funny thing search they just retweet our
00:59:16.940
like uh the show tweeting out the the link to the podcast it's just like hey watch this they're a
00:59:22.260
bunch of they're a bunch of homophobic racist whatever the stuff they clip isn't even that bad
00:59:28.800
like they miss the best stuff oh yeah because they they can't make past they can't get to the good
00:59:33.680
come back i don't know where you went no go ahead i don't know and this next episode by the way this
00:59:38.200
was uh jeremy todd um when he came on and this was like where we were kind of thinking real quick uh
00:59:43.760
we got a super chat okay i mean who's re is worse fakeitarians or tappy i don't know that's a hard
00:59:50.220
one really neither of them has gone really too hard i don't know so but yeah okay i don't know
00:59:57.240
by the way i'm gonna be i'm gonna be on a donald show uh one six show tomorrow so it's gonna be
01:00:02.080
really fun so it's entirely a tappy themed episode all it's gonna be doing is making fun of tappy and
01:00:06.980
that's it just calling her a cunt and talking about her dildos and shit and her husband that literally
01:00:14.080
none of us know so it's not actually legit critiques but you know she'll freak out anyways
01:00:19.380
yeah well i mean i know when come on here but yeah um and uh there's a chance that i will be
01:00:25.820
you know him from sitting in the corner defender toad i'm not i'm not gonna say i'm not saying
01:00:33.580
anything about her at all and um i i there's a chance that i will be on justin's show tomorrow
01:00:39.540
as well so because it is a walk-in type of show so i'm gonna try to get the link to that hopefully
01:00:44.180
i'll be able to drop in for some of it because i think it'll be fun um and but i was gonna say
01:00:50.040
this next episode here was when we had jeremy todd come on and it was kind of this thing where
01:00:54.880
we started um thinking that like maybe we were able to bring out like the most based qualities
01:01:01.900
of people when we had them on the show like we thought that that was kind of the case when we
01:01:04.840
had read on the first time then we kind of thought that happened again with jeremy todd i mean we kind
01:01:08.700
of didn't really know who these people were and it's like oh these guys are actually like funny and
01:01:12.480
they can like roll with us yeah the jeremy todd episode was actually surprisingly pretty good because
01:01:16.340
we all we all had the same thing with like we did with with uh reed where we thought like he's some
01:01:20.920
unity faggot and then we actually found out he's pretty goddamn funny and the same thing goes for
01:01:25.020
jeremy todd i still think he's kind of gay for being like you know some of his shit with like
01:01:29.580
you know not understanding theory at all i'm a people person but fucking you know like
01:01:34.820
i don't see any problem with that he's the people understand her people understand her man get it
01:01:42.500
right but jeremy todd was also also wait what one's another big episode and see who are uh who's on
01:01:48.320
the show with us just continue on uh that's right yeah jeremy uh this was also the first uh and i
01:01:55.840
think only episode where there was a bare ass that appeared on on tower power hour and it was jeremy's
01:02:03.440
okay i don't remember that but that sounds pretty funny yeah i don't remember it all whatever
01:02:06.480
you want to find borderline anti-semitism that's the place to go
01:02:09.840
so when you said cole ran in different circles uh in alabama cole was actually in the kkk
01:02:16.660
if you didn't know okay you gotta beat off before you take a shower right but you also have to
01:02:23.880
shit before you take a shower but you don't want to shit and then not take a shower and beat off
01:02:29.140
right because i mean dude toilet paper is not a conundrum all right what's up
01:02:33.820
jesus toad there's nothing notable there i was just i was just gonna shout out sam for that
01:02:43.580
i don't want to what's up oh sorry i'm gonna delay i don't want to hear about your hygiene
01:02:49.760
again i've had to fucking watch that clip 80 times
01:02:52.400
for the record i don't want to hear it anymore either it only came up because cole keeps talking
01:02:59.620
about how he gets a boner when he shits yeah i say i shit a boner and then that's it we move on
01:03:04.440
like there's no more after that wait you shit a boner at this point dickie must hate our fucking
01:03:09.940
show because he probably doesn't watch this shit so many goddamn signs with lips and shit
01:03:13.500
if you've never had the clip okay real quick we've talked about this before but yeah sometimes when
01:03:18.640
i take a shit i get a boner like because it's just the the action of like just shitting
01:03:26.740
just gives me a boner sometimes yeah you're gay dude that's cool exactly
01:03:30.440
i'm not gay but when you get a boner and you're sitting down how does your dick not hit the fucking
01:03:38.700
toilet what do you mean my dick doesn't go parallel to the fucking ground like my dick goes up your
01:03:46.700
boners work you get a boner and it hits it it's a toilet
01:03:49.540
your dick is soft before you start shitting it's got it's got a rise it doesn't just like go oh i'm
01:03:57.000
down here and i'm dead and then i'm okay how big is your dick yeah this explains a lot man
01:04:03.340
don't you like don't you hate it whenever like you take this you sit down to take a shit
01:04:11.360
and your dick touches the water what's the fucking worst man it's not because clint's
01:04:17.560
dick is big it's because he uses one of those training bodies i'm legit convinced
01:04:22.420
fucking he has a huge goddamn dick like the way that fucking ashton goes on about it so
01:04:27.920
control your pole yeah i swear my dick is just proportionate and i'm an above average guy and
01:04:35.480
that's it that's it are you like you're telling me though if you got a boner while you're sitting on
01:04:39.580
like taking a shit that it would hit the side of the toilet yeah yeah god okay jesus clint has a
01:04:47.140
huge goddamn car i mean at least like 10 inches i feel like that's 10 inches no no mine would
01:04:55.680
definitely mine would definitely hit like the the front of the seat like the part of the seat
01:04:59.680
that's in front of you yeah like for sure yeah yeah i guess i just maybe i just sit really back
01:05:04.520
far on the toilet oh that's what it is yeah yeah yeah he uses it like it's a fucking like it's a
01:05:13.180
backrest i do do that i do use this as a backrest okay well that's this this explains all of it i
01:05:21.600
sit okay i'm i'm in and out dude like 30 seconds i'm no honestly it's actually a subconscious thing
01:05:27.660
because no it's it's a subconscious thing because i guess i've had a boner so many times while
01:05:33.100
shitting i'm afraid that it will hit the toilet so i sit farther back just in case
01:05:38.320
call us the upper deck just because he gets a boner
01:05:44.220
all right we're like a third away we gotta like we gotta stop stopping so much well shout out to
01:05:53.560
tet and uh sam for that yes everybody welcome to another tower power
01:06:16.400
dude that was probably like the biggest like bump in our show because of the re and it wasn't even
01:06:25.320
like that bad it was like half decent semi-racist jokes that everyone got upset about and it was
01:06:31.160
fucking hilarious that we got such a huge bump out of that and i still it was a great one i still
01:06:37.440
love nick for that reaction because that was so over the top i can't i can't believe they clipped that
01:06:41.820
honestly like it was it was so weak compared to some of the shit we've said it's just weird
01:06:47.720
but yeah like it was like probably the least racist thing in that episode all right i guess
01:06:53.380
ashton's just a shallow vagina i guess so no she's now she's just being mean
01:06:58.000
hey it's not about the size of the wave it's all about the motion in the ocean baby all right
01:07:03.820
it's hard to get to england in a rowboat so it's all about it's all about the the motion in the
01:07:08.300
toilet bowl you know i'm saying that's right yeah gotta stir it with your dick also this is the first
01:07:13.940
time josh came on after and we gave we gave josh a lot of shit i want to tell you this we gave josh
01:07:20.220
a lot of shit because he came on yes well deservedly because he was in the chat from
01:07:26.160
the beginning it didn't come on till episode 20 where is he now i don't know doing his show
01:07:30.520
you know half of our viewers hey ashton stop stop sending us money thanks no no continue going
01:07:37.360
keep sending us money just no more of this like two dollar shit like the minimum like we will make
01:07:43.280
we will make it to legion of skanks off your two dollar donations continue how about this you
01:07:48.100
we'll only put it if it's over two dollars because you're just doing the minimum and it's
01:07:51.920
pitiful well we know how much money clint has just keep sending it to us actually don't yeah i got
01:07:58.680
docs this is his portfolio i i want to i want to mention that actually because i thought that was
01:08:04.220
fucking hilarious she she pulled a search that was like i don't even know i don't even know what
01:08:09.200
the info was because it had no bearing on my actual income but it was like clint runs blah blah
01:08:15.320
llc and he has four employees and the annual revenue is estimated at 60 000 it's like it's like
01:08:23.380
do you think i had a business with four employees and revenue of 60 grand like you're all making 15k
01:08:29.800
and i make nothing like what the fuck and she posted that like oh got him just so it's so stupid
01:08:37.080
it's a fuck in here top yeah yeah top you can come in anytime that's right you know our asses
01:08:45.760
uh this entire power hour today we got fucking popo we got fucking josh miss
01:08:57.520
josh eating during every podcast now did jeremy kaufman uh did he get sent the bag of dicks
01:09:07.460
this episode it was it was rough that was a rough episode
01:09:12.480
uh this episode and you're pausing it horny well cole was commenting on it so yeah uh i was
01:09:21.500
i wasn't trying to stop it i was just saying it was a very rough episode that doesn't take away
01:09:25.380
from how good anthony samaroff is it was just a very rough episode and not because of sam either
01:09:29.860
so yeah and i'm just now noticing that sam put his name as nick ashley i never noticed that
01:09:34.300
before no regard for production value in that episode at all yeah he was uh he was on the road
01:09:41.720
somewhere i think he was in like austin or something at the time yeah i mean it was what
01:09:46.520
it was like a dicks by a hater a lover it was or did he order them himself it was uh i think it was
01:09:57.800
pause it right there pause it right there date cole will never let that go cole will never let go i
01:10:05.280
don't know why he gets so off on that one fucking line but i love it so much i don't i don't blame
01:10:09.860
him honestly that is that is yeah i mean you even had dave tell you well actually didn't dave say
01:10:14.960
something to you jose about like i thought he just got upset that episode that you were he said
01:10:19.320
something because you uh had a podcast before and you said something that you disagreed with them
01:10:23.780
and he was like dave i got beef with you jose or some shit like that i don't remember i don't
01:10:27.820
remember what i said i was i was actually kind of sick that episode i was completely caught off
01:10:32.360
guard i was not ready for dave to come at me at all and i was very much like okay i think i actually
01:10:36.920
had covid i actually think i did it i was like completely like caught off guard but yeah i mean
01:10:42.200
whatever i mean it is what it is uh also again he's great uh our biggest episode ever was this one
01:10:47.820
well not ever until the next big one she's doing five dollars now now you have to do more than five
01:10:54.400
dollars for us to show you it so keep going it's funny because i make more money that is true because
01:10:59.680
i am unemployed so yes real quick real quick um i hope you guys like the detail since dave is the
01:11:07.280
libertarian tupac the background song is tupac's california beat hell yeah thank you respect
01:11:12.940
all right yeah fat dude there are people watching this show like who we know exactly who they are
01:11:23.060
with a pen and pad time stamping what are they gonna say what can i get dave for and like all this
01:11:31.360
shit and it's just my message to them would be twofold number one you don't have to be you
01:11:38.300
number two stop being such a faggot i don't know dude i love everything about you right now i don't
01:11:50.840
know what it is i love your messy energy that you can't i love that you were just crowding behind
01:11:57.460
nick like you were about to rape him i had no idea who you were i'm glad to find out you're his
01:12:02.800
hold on stop did he make the same joke about dicky coming in to rape me like his
01:12:08.800
yeah um still great though that was it was such an amazing episode shout out to nick's dad that
01:12:18.280
yeah nick's dad is based no toady's a gay frog a dollar no there is no the gay frog on twitter
01:12:23.560
is a totally different guy that's actually yeah there is gay toad too on twitter he's he's pretty
01:12:28.540
solid frogs and toads are different toad is a gay toad okay you should know this you're literally an
01:12:33.760
animal go take your horse face i thought she was a bull terrier now yeah i got i gotta say i
01:12:45.040
appreciate that she leans into the jokes it's good oh it's great i literally i love it so much that
01:12:49.520
she like other people would get upset about it um but like she's just gone like yep i'm a horse like
01:12:55.600
i don't give a fuck like i'm not gonna lie me being a short guy if i wasn't married i'd totally smash
01:13:00.920
just because the fact like something about being a tall girl it's like super i don't know why it's
01:13:04.840
weird i don't know what all right sarah there you go there you go the gauntlet has been thrown you
01:13:12.040
i'm saying i yeah i think we have differing opinions on that but all right the idea of
01:13:19.840
being parallel with the tits is like great to me i don't know you know we have different differing
01:13:25.860
opinions on that toad are you saying that you would not smash i know i would i just i don't
01:13:33.220
find tall women to be like you know like i don't know bucket list item or anything like that so can i
01:13:39.980
tell it can i say what i told you that one time about sarah i don't even know what you're talking
01:13:46.140
about yes you do you know i really i kind of really want to say it but it's only you want to
01:13:51.460
sarah dm me it was like oh if toad flights me up to uh oh yeah i remember this can i say it
01:14:00.540
whatever okay yes i don't think sarah gives a fuck she was like if toad flies me up to boston and
01:14:06.460
gives me 500 i'll suck his dick she was like but he has to like drive me around boston and like show
01:14:14.380
me the sights and everything and then give me 500 and take my flight and i might sleep with them
01:14:19.240
that would be the most expensive blow job ever so i feel like she could fucking literally like
01:14:26.040
squat you like treat like she could fuck you which would be
01:14:31.080
well then i said i said he would last two seconds and then i was like no he'd probably
01:14:36.500
jerk off 32 times that day and be like i'm gonna last really long this time
01:14:39.700
so then i still wouldn't last i'd just be shooting blanks at that yeah he's just he couldn't get off
01:14:46.980
so keep going keep going dog yeah go ahead we gotta finish this out until we get the shoe
01:14:57.620
oh no they didn't go through like i mean we heard them
01:15:04.660
i mean they bombed we all heard it but you said them
01:15:10.420
what the fuck what the fuck is that dang it wait it's a white motherfucker
01:15:14.100
there was somebody who said i would leave if you dropped an n-bomb and i'm not gonna leave
01:15:25.540
maybe you could say we had sex but we didn't we didn't fuck
01:15:28.340
we gotta we do have to pause on the shoe episode
01:15:33.700
real quick uh fucking you gotta get your dick sucked by sarah so we can get some more money it's
01:15:40.100
five dollars he would definitely donate to get toad blown and that is awesome
01:15:45.620
um i don't know i don't think we should uh be using the super chat money for that either it's
01:15:49.780
very high time well we're not gonna and you have enough money to buy your own prostitutes but uh
01:15:57.300
well we'll have to see how we'll have to see how basketball went tonight by the way are we gonna
01:16:02.020
comment on that we got shoe on head i mean it was like the fucking like it's crazy
01:16:07.460
blows my mind it still blows my mind honestly and i gotta say she was so much better about
01:16:15.540
everything than i expected and she rolled with it um she's just a
01:16:20.100
fucking she's a good good person are we gonna talk about the things we had wrong with the show
01:16:26.020
oh my god oh okay the shit show i mean you can i mean this this the view we have right now
01:16:32.980
pretty much sums it up i gotta i gotta say josh uh putting his gain on 25 was kind of
01:16:42.100
that was an ideal and then also just having eight people was a mistake but it is there's
01:16:48.420
a reason why we have uh multiple group chats for tower gang now uh
01:16:52.100
oh god randomly jump in jesus jose just we have the inner circle we have the inner inner circle and
01:17:01.620
then we just have jose and i talking to him they're talking behind cole and fucking toes back
01:17:09.220
that's right god my favorite here is you're welcome
01:17:12.740
o'donnell out when magnus racks his rifle is that loaded oh yeah he comes yeah by the way
01:17:18.580
o'donnell yeah literally we got shoe on o'donnell's like show for no like after yeah that was the
01:17:25.300
first podcast i think she's ever done which is pretty crazy it's just kind of shoot your shot i
01:17:30.100
guess and sometimes it fucking works donald stepped on my toes because i was trying to get
01:17:33.780
her for my favorite episode it's absurd yeah well and we got shoe on by tower and her so yep that was
01:17:40.820
another one yep well and we also we also we also went on twitter and uh posted uh letters one by one
01:17:47.060
so but right that's right and it actually was also because of uh top doing that artwork which happened
01:17:53.940
because of all the haters from i think from the josh smith episode or something like that it was
01:17:58.660
there were people hating on us and then top uh did the artwork and that brought the shoe stuff up
01:18:03.700
again and then she wound up coming on when that happens there there is there is such a a magical
01:18:09.620
aspect to everything that happens in the internet realm and our show is kind of just a an outgrowth
01:18:15.620
of that i absolutely love how our group chat and the little fucking ideas and meanderings that we have
01:18:22.900
just sporadically throughout the day evolve into having really big profile guests out of like out
01:18:29.460
of nowhere like we're not even really trying it just kind of happens it's amazing yeah we are it's
01:18:34.580
like we can fucking i can run jenny or whatever he says yeah we're retards it is funny how much
01:18:39.540
grifting accusations we get for getting her where it's like okay yeah we got shoe and head okay uh
01:18:46.100
sorry i don't know what to fucking tell you sorry we got a huge fucking internet star and we had a
01:18:51.540
great fucking episode with her fucking eat a dick like yep and we have a chance to reach yeah audiences that
01:18:58.180
we don't don't really overlap that much like we're going to hey ashton i see your super chat but like
01:19:04.100
i said now uh since your super chat so much five dollars isn't cutting it you gotta do more
01:19:11.540
ashton stop put a finger put a finger in the butthole come on yeah amp it up five get on here now
01:19:17.620
yeah i mean if she wants to make out with shoe at pork fest she can do it though that's pretty hot
01:19:22.260
really i'm not gonna lie yeah it would be retarded longer than she can stay sane speaking of incoming
01:19:29.860
you see those afghanis go splat man dude i'm not gonna lie the angela episode i was pleasantly
01:19:49.780
surprised with how fucking based she was i was i had my reservations but she is fucking hilarious
01:19:55.540
by the way i will say for insects it's called a proboscis the the fucking the long thing they roll
01:20:01.060
out she mentioned that at some point i thought i thought that was their nose like also the proboscis
01:20:06.660
monkey also behind the scenes behind the scenes anytime we bring up a guest to come on jose's like
01:20:12.180
man i don't think they're gonna be that great it's literally every fucking guest
01:20:15.220
and then they always come out he's like they did better than i expected i'll give them that
01:20:20.260
he sets his he sets his bar very like low and he just managed to get above it he's good i personally
01:20:26.980
support jose's high bar demands because there have been some guests let's just be honest there's been
01:20:32.260
some guests that are too political by nature and they just can't joke with us so angela's a rare
01:20:38.180
exception obviously dave's a rare exception there's there are exceptions to the rule i will say the one
01:20:42.420
we're speaking of here is a jew but i will not specify which one you'll see him soon you'll see him
01:20:48.100
soon no him or her him then i'm also italian oh well that just makes me the ones who don't give a
01:21:00.340
shit like oh hey pause pause come on she black i want to point out that episode with uh what was it
01:21:06.580
fucking neo countermover and though i i that was so hilarious because we pissed off
01:21:12.260
fucking nick so goddamn much because i wasn't on that episode and i said multiple times to
01:21:18.420
fucking to toad and fucking cole that hey you guys should probably look into them you know like
01:21:22.980
understand them or mostly foe and you guys totally did not and no that's not the vibe i'm not dude i
01:21:30.660
mean i know what i know who he is obviously yeah okay at that point you kind of didn't though like
01:21:35.620
though was kind of new in the scene sort of and you guys did not at all know where he's coming
01:21:39.860
from and you were totally unprepared and nick was so goddamn pissed and it was still fucking funny
01:21:44.500
because like at that point in time we used to love to fuck with nick because he would get so goddamn
01:21:49.220
spurgy like about shit like this and he spurts like he spurts i swear he almost quit the show at
01:21:55.300
that point because he's so goddamn mad that you guys didn't really understand though where he's coming
01:21:58.580
from but i know i loved it it was hilarious but go on hey he didn't fit the vibe of the show so it's
01:22:04.580
his fault well dude i think a lot of it was i think just the quality of his mic like was kind of
01:22:09.940
throwing it off a little bit like dude i like though a lot i like neocon ruver i mean it was just
01:22:15.060
it was an episode that didn't really have chemistry um yeah i mean you do have the group chat after that
01:22:24.340
the group chat after that was like a nuclear bomb oh my god hispanic in the building dude yo what's going on
01:22:31.460
guys the wife beater i'm channeling my inner jose this episode is dope guys good man let's keep
01:22:40.900
going what's up yeah let's fish it up we missed tops episode the ones who don't give a shit like me
01:22:46.820
come out you black and tans yeah i'll fucking fight me like a man gotta call up the jews
01:22:53.540
michael heist already knew what a caucus gotta do to get the party started gotta call up the jews
01:22:59.380
a couple of nice young white men to talk to us today
01:23:02.980
by the way ryan how did you like dicky walrus was the one that did our intro how did you like
01:23:06.820
he's a huge fan of yours and so he puts oh i love that you got the 9 11 cocktail joke in there
01:23:12.500
he's also the guy that did the vr glasses with the dead john mccain yes
01:23:20.980
he's fat dave's gay lover as well yes he kissed me last night on stream
01:23:27.780
dancing middle easterners and i know that are we talking about dicky kissing
01:23:32.580
cole again or are we skipping nope moving on moving on moving on let's knows that they were
01:23:37.860
israeli jews excuse me so the name of the game so that was the uh the 9 11 special with ryan
01:23:47.380
dawson he was taking heat at the time for talking about the jews too much which he always does and
01:23:54.340
on this episode he brought in a bell to just ding himself whenever he was going to say
01:23:58.500
everyone knows the internet you lay off the jews if you want to stay platform you know yep
01:24:05.940
don't bite the hand that feeds oh and then and then here's here's the episode that uh jose rage quit
01:24:12.100
oh yeah i legit did i was so fucking goddamn mad and uh yeah i fucking i popped back in after
01:24:19.300
my episode of clint and i was so goddamn mad that we're gonna lecture about being offensive
01:24:23.060
i was like fuck this gay shit i'm out it's like that you've seen that uh the guy that jumps on
01:24:29.460
like barbed wire he's an insane clown posse fan he like before he jumps he's like fuck this
01:24:34.420
shit and then he jumps on have you seen this guy you know what i'm talking about no nope god you need
01:24:39.220
to look him up he's amazing i wish i i'll clint is into the wigger culture i absolutely know who
01:24:44.260
he's talking about yes it's amazing it's literally like this retarded kid and he's in he's a
01:24:49.860
he's a he's a he always goes this is for all my juggalos and juggalates and we're gonna see if i
01:24:55.780
can fucking eat a light bulb he just like he literally he's like he literally jumps on straight
01:25:01.540
up like razor wire on like a i mean on a table or and then he'll put a microwave on it and he'll just
01:25:08.020
jump bare like bare chested isn't his name like super based or some shit like that yes yeah it is
01:25:14.980
it is it's super like it's like super based or uh super bad it's something something like that
01:25:18.900
it's amazing he's just look it up this is this is this is how you know who watches your mom mom's
01:25:23.460
house and who doesn't yeah that's right all right top obviously been called out we're if the the ladies
01:25:29.460
make a whole patrol show you gotta make art for them now okay because i was gonna if you caught that
01:25:34.660
earlier but yeah i was i was gonna ask yeah i'm sorry dicky i've been busy i was gonna ask jose
01:25:41.940
though maybe we should do a control your hole shirt but i mean at that point i was like
01:25:48.180
just jose standing like knee deep in a hole with a shovel or something i'm here for it if you can
01:25:54.260
make it work i'm down for it yeah can we talk can we talk about reed's butthole though can we talk
01:25:59.460
about how superhuman thank you how obvious it is that reed is jerking off in this screenshot
01:26:05.540
yeah they do i was just about to say that he looks so weird shirtless i mean clint seen him
01:26:14.260
the most naked so clint does it does it go all the way down like that is it no he just his body
01:26:20.340
is extremely efficient he saves all of his mass for his cock it's all you know reed naked looks looks
01:26:29.300
funny from the front but from behind a goddess true god yeah shout out to shane for that uh
01:26:35.940
super chat we just uh we had it's superhuman real talk though reed is donked out like that
01:26:42.020
kid's got a fucking ass on him gigantic hey not better than my ass better than call better than my
01:26:48.100
ass no it's not better than mine yeah i don't give a fuck with cole has the best ass in the show
01:26:52.580
probably yeah i also like how my ring light in this uh image here we're all shirtless makes me look
01:26:58.820
so pale i just want to make sure that you've got that mold checked out because get the mold checked
01:27:05.380
out i've had the mold checked out in the my dermatologist always says that i know
01:27:13.460
i love spike going how dare you oh yeah that was a great joke not made for a massive comedy
01:27:23.540
podcast though let's watch it let's watch it let's i want to see i want to see what he clipped here
01:27:27.540
all right let's do it we're calling it uh zion or zyklon
01:27:35.300
according to justin even though she's a mother oh that was the that was the only clip i guess
01:27:39.220
that's that's fine totally fine and it sums it up it sums it up continue going yeah we push spike
01:27:46.100
to the limit let's say justin even though she's a mother of four she does not have a poofy sleeve
01:27:51.140
dickie missed a good good opportunity to put a oh that's true there was a good oive there i know i
01:27:58.100
i was gonna do it but i put one earlier i didn't want to like put two in there yeah also by the way
01:28:02.980
this episode coming up is is so fucking weird because we had josh didion but we didn't have a fourth
01:28:07.540
because i guess jose clinton reek couldn't do it so we just grabbed sam and we're like sam you come
01:28:14.740
also i i didn't put josh's best clips in this one because i literally made five
01:28:19.300
fucking videos from that episode so there's that's true yeah you're right you're right
01:28:23.300
this is this became our next like best like comedic episode but this is so funny this is my
01:28:29.860
favorite episode probably and it was so funny that josh had to he just at one point left
01:28:34.820
and my uh poofy sleeve comment in the previous episode was about that was a good joke thank you
01:28:47.380
it was well we were talking about valerie sorrow work so i'll just get super high sam yeah i would
01:28:53.060
like you are right now on mushrooms not super just a little bit this i have not ever seen an ashy
01:29:02.100
pussy but i'll tell you if i did it would probably scare me gay most likely be found in archie flowers
01:29:08.340
basement greta nick saman or david honk the evil to anti-semi oh here we go i was gonna say it sounded
01:29:17.220
like she went down the libertarian anarchist to all right pipelines okay i'm waiting now
01:29:28.900
oh memories great memories i i i told ashen if you ever wanted to come on again that we would have to
01:29:36.980
get a second host or a second guest so that we could they could come on the second half of the
01:29:40.500
show so that's just in case no not just in case like they're coming on the second of the show as
01:29:45.700
we just know what's gonna happen we continue yep full bottle tequila that he that he would not stop
01:29:57.620
putting in the air and like drinking straight from the bottle and he was also he was also screaming uh
01:30:05.620
italian epithets and then and then and then he would throw the bottle in my face and be like
01:30:13.380
clint take a shot and i go no bro i'm good and then he goes all right faggot and then he would take
01:30:21.780
of course uh dicky uh yeah puts he puts in the clip of us talking about him by the way i think
01:30:27.220
there's the last episode we had nick on so that was when he bounced so just just so you all know
01:30:32.340
by the way he bounced before that yeah he bounced before that yeah yeah he did bounce before that
01:30:38.020
so by the way i love nick i'm super glad by the way i heard he's him and his uh wife are
01:30:42.340
are fucking expecting a child drops them i'm super happy for them i hope everything's great for them
01:30:47.460
that's how it's how it yeah that's how i found out that nick is actually a woman so
01:30:52.740
that's right all right nick actually looks like he looks like one of those post-op that could be
01:30:57.380
here we go ashton that's how we get back on her she says weaponize autism yes this whole show hey
01:31:08.340
no joke no jokes about autism yeah people's right we'll keep you on if you keep doing the ten dollars
01:31:14.500
so that's right well uh yeah i mean yeah we wish good luck to uh nick's half turkish baby
01:31:20.660
and and let's be honest you are exactly right he does look like the guy that's been on like the
01:31:25.540
cover of time like like uh motherhood is no longer a gendered issue or whatever you know like he does
01:31:32.340
like if he was standing there shirtless like with like a big old stomach wearing the crown yeah like
01:31:36.900
a big stomach and like the happy trail of of hair just
01:31:39.940
oh sorry nick and by the way i love it coming ashton keep him coming
01:31:48.100
don't listen keep giving us money i love i love i love nick i do not understand why he blocked
01:31:57.380
half of us though yeah i'm i think that should be more than half i don't know there should be some
01:32:04.340
sort of fucking come together on this i don't it's it just doesn't agree yeah yeah yeah i have no problem
01:32:09.380
with it nick i want to be clear i like like nick i hope he's doing well i fucking wish the best for
01:32:15.060
him i'm glad he and his wife are fucking expecting i think he'll be a great dad i i like nick so and
01:32:20.420
and i hope that he has a great time on paternity leave so
01:32:27.060
well you would have to have a job for that to be the case so
01:32:30.980
jesus maybe he's just making a joke you're being mean come on maybe he is the black one
01:32:35.620
confusing individual you got a mexican name you're white you talk like mike tyson you look like a
01:32:48.180
white nationalist and then you got nerdy shit behind you i can't figure this out
01:32:51.780
oh so yeah we had rodney the fire on for yeah we get it we get it toad
01:33:03.780
we know the audience is retarded but i mean all right control your hole keep them coming
01:33:08.740
that was a good line i i that was my that's my one of my proudest moments on twitter so just saying
01:33:14.020
that's right that's right look at clint every time every time she super chats clint gets more
01:33:19.300
nervous well he can he can he can feel his wallet getting lighter so he really only has a three
01:33:32.420
i can feel i can feel a meltdown coming as you said yeah a hundred dollars super chat
01:33:38.020
it's berging on you fuck you clint fuck you no what she should do is uh she's just donated
01:33:43.940
rupees just to scare him so it's like 50 000. the uh the combination of her super chatting
01:33:51.060
his money and quincy being on the screen draining his bank account and credit score
01:34:00.980
did they did they post your credit score too clint no they didn't that would have been the least
01:34:05.220
embarrassing part 8 20 i would have been like all right hey yeah yeah what's up
01:34:13.700
let's give it a talk for clint sitting over there looking like a bottle of jervin's lotion
01:34:18.100
your wife sucks i do not have gay sex outside that's filthy sex outside is for
01:34:25.620
fucking shit from teenagers trying to keep their fucking sex away from their parents
01:34:29.540
i have sexes i have gay sex outside so i guess you deserve to die
01:34:51.940
the internet is forever this is gonna be played at my funeral
01:35:04.020
your funeral is gonna be as soon as you see a black person on the screen
01:35:09.860
you're gonna have to stay in alabama the rest of your life
01:35:17.380
yeah if you can you play it again that was great that was awesome
01:35:20.420
because you paused it earlier at a bad spot so just play it again
01:35:24.180
i don't believe you throw a 15 super chat with the n-word okay
01:35:27.220
all right let's try that again i think i went back too far
01:35:34.260
oh he said the n-word so i guess he deserved to die
01:35:45.540
he goes to the beat he goes to the fucking beat too
01:35:49.700
that's literally better than you can dance in real life
01:35:51.940
it is 100% better than i can dance in real life
01:35:56.020
i just felt so good with that suit jacket on it looks so good from like the
01:36:25.700
clearly like raised in the church his whole life like probably was homeschooled
01:36:29.060
and i told him a certain component was a bukkake
01:36:40.740
can't we walk and say the n-word at the same time over here
01:36:42.820
have you ever been on a show where you aren't with five other guys and you're the least
01:36:57.060
can we pause it real quick because clint was the most excited this actually over the dave show over
01:37:03.300
the ma show he was the most excited for crypt daddy and it wasn't even close behind the scenes he was
01:37:08.820
so fucking excited he was he was so excited he left an hour early
01:37:14.900
i had i had i had uh you know i had the other booking but let let me just say i was right to be
01:37:20.260
excited because i knew that crypt daddy was going to be
01:37:23.220
fucking fire for us and i was right that episode has
01:37:27.140
way too few views that should that should should have like a hundred thousand views by
01:37:30.500
now it is so funny it pisses me off that more people haven't watched it
01:37:34.580
go watch that episode please yeah it's like it's doing all right it's uh it's around a thousand
01:37:39.220
i think right now but yeah i i wish i put more clips of that in there but i was running short on
01:37:44.260
time at that point so i was like it's all good for only putting two of those clips in there but
01:37:48.500
it was one of the funniest episodes oh so funny i cannot believe i said to him
01:37:54.020
have you ever been on the show when he's disabled
01:37:59.620
i mean it's just so it's so aggressive and it's like and the fact that he just rolls with it he's just
01:38:04.340
he's always so great he legit was like dying at some points from us which is like such a great
01:38:11.300
compliment like he i know it was like very flattering having him on and him being so god
01:38:16.180
and malarious and i think we're so hilarious which i mean i don't know yeah that uh that episode so
01:38:23.060
good yeah that was one of my favorite episodes and yeah for like comedians you know like josh denny
01:38:27.380
has said that like our show was one of his favorite things that he's done like yeah i love hearing
01:38:31.540
shit like that yeah it's badass let's let's wrap it let's do it dave smith this is organized jewelry
01:38:38.020
for sure that's why i couldn't deny it so come out to that cole he's coming right for you you're
01:38:47.140
so i went to call clint to talk about all the that was going down and um i realized i didn't have his
01:38:52.420
number and then i was like oh it was just posted on the internet
01:38:59.460
i felt so dirty about it but i was like no it's like we're friends like it's cool like i can do this
01:39:04.980
but i literally i felt like jerry seinfeld getting a number off the aids walk in that episode
01:39:09.700
that dave fuck you man hell yeah hey great job dicky and that is a true true story
01:39:18.980
i can't yeah that's that is how dave smith got my phone number it's from my doc i'm
01:39:24.580
fucking believable that's the funniest fucking story too just to be like oh wait he just uh
01:39:30.180
i can go right here and find it i got i got a call from a new york area code number and i was like
01:39:34.740
ah fuck it i'll answer it and it's like he's like plant so you're telling me it's
01:39:39.620
you're telling me if i get docs and my number comes out dave will also call me is that how it works is
01:39:44.180
that coalition equals causation that's how it works once again i'm sorry that already happened
01:39:50.900
it's okay it's okay well you already got docs and dave didn't call you so i'm sorry that's true
01:39:55.300
he didn't know who i was at that time i feel like next level autistic control that situation aside from
01:40:03.540
that that is the one thing i regret about the entire situation is the clint getting docs it's
01:40:08.740
the only thing i regret about any of that it's the most it is the by far the most unexpected outcome
01:40:14.900
of your your actions was that i was the bad guy but i wanted i just want to take a moment to say we've
01:40:21.620
already said thank you but i really mean it i want to say sincerely thank you to dicky for god god knows
01:40:27.620
how many hours you watched and edited and put all this shit together and we really really appreciate
01:40:32.180
it man you're you're an awesome guy thank you absolutely nope thank you for being our slave
01:40:36.740
this is where you talk how much yeah i'm trying to but fucking toe won't shut the fuck up
01:40:43.860
so it's hard to sell but uh now if my employer saw how much time i waste doing this shit i'd be fired
01:40:54.420
i would i have to believe that dicky does not work at all he just sits
01:40:58.420
at his desk fucking editing shit for us and it's great because you put together really good stuff
01:41:02.420
and i don't know like the first thing you put together was on your phone like you didn't even
01:41:06.100
have uh editing it's all equipment or oh it still is jesus christ this this whole thing was on my phone
01:41:12.900
on like uh video elite for free so i uh i have shitty equipment as you can see i have like shitty wi-fi too
01:41:20.500
so i thought you meant your dick yeah i'd be a shitty dick no it's only it's only tyler yankee
01:41:25.460
that has a shitty dick i mean he doesn't have an asian wife so he doesn't really have to have that
01:41:29.220
grave a dick to make it work so no you're right i only have a shitty dick after i fuck cole
01:41:36.340
well based on what she's used to his is much larger at least so that's true that's a hypothesis i
01:41:41.940
floated actually i was like i wonder if after years of like interbreeding with each other they have
01:41:46.980
just you know tiny holes and you know probably so science one you you'd be the one to know
01:41:53.940
actually so you're a modern no one tell my wife but the tightest pussy i ever had was a
01:41:58.020
fucking asian woman so hey uh for real though like it was a great year like we literally this is the
01:42:06.660
first i mean the first year of the podcast so it had to be a great year um like all expect all
01:42:13.300
expectations like blown away basically let's add add to my thanks to dickie by pivoting to top for
01:42:20.580
doing unbelievable artwork for so many of us and spending god knows how many hours fucking drawing
01:42:26.660
our stupid faces so uh really appreciate you too man and by now we just copy pasted it so he just kind
01:42:32.180
of goes like he's just like in the group chat i just dropped a picture that i drew of a legend a
01:42:38.100
while back so you guys check that out and you know yeah it was spicy yeah where
01:42:43.220
the fuck is my conking graphic at all right oh yeah i'll send that later yeah i forgot oh you're
01:42:49.860
good you're good i'm talking with you uh onward and upward gents let's uh let's let's plug our
01:42:57.060
shit dickie you got anything to plug yeah i have a youtube channel now i'm gonna be uploading my videos
01:43:04.260
to that i might um be able to upload some of my videos to the tower power hour uh channel as well
01:43:10.260
as long as you don't have music copyrights but i can i can upload anything to mine because i'm not
01:43:14.020
monetized and i have like no subscribers so go follow me uh i think my youtube is dickie walnuts
01:43:20.020
and uh twitter find underscore underscore barons i post my videos there as well i make memes every
01:43:26.740
now and then too so if you want some mediocre shitty funny content go check it out oh yeah for sure
01:43:32.820
i'll put the links in the description i am clint from liberty lockdown aka clint russell a.k.a clint
01:43:39.540
russell beep uh since everyone now knows my actual last name is fucking impronounceable
01:43:46.340
that'd be awesome if my name was clinton russell jew and i was just so embarrassed about it
01:43:53.860
um and you can follow me on twitter at liberty lockpod liberty lockdown everywhere else and if
01:44:00.580
you want to send me a ethereum go to libertylockdown.eth and i'm jose gallison of the no way jose show you
01:44:08.260
can find me on youtube uh all the major audio pocketers audio or uh uh fuck odyssey as well
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and yeah uh if you guys want to fucking hook us up with our next guest because we're such pieces of
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shit we pretty much we're literally been this whole time rolling week to week we don't even have the next
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guest for next week so if you guys want to throw on a lot of go on tower gangs to different people
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go for it you know because we need a guest for next week and if you can if it comes from one of
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not us it's actually truly beneficial because it looks like we have actual fans which we somehow do
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and that's fucking amazing so i don't know if we have a few i mean we've got the the whole patrol
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shout out to the dickus caucus and the discord that's my fans to all three of them
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we'll be starting a tower tower gang caucus here soon too probably so yeah we're gonna have to
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also on oh let me say real quick i i do have my first ama on my uh local so go to libertylockdown.locals.com
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and become a supporting member and i'm gonna have everybody that wants to ask me a question
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investment advice if you want to hear my my favorite racial slurs whatever you want to ask me you can
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ask what your last name is yeah you can do that too just not go hard er which is fucking weak but you
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know we still love them so i'm sorry even though we have one here that gives us the n-word so
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the past you could you can catch me at top lobster underscore on twitter and top lobster everywhere
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else go to top lobster.com for uh tower power hour stuff liberty lockdown stuff no way jose stuff
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and uh fuck reed coverage we're not gonna back out right now hey where can we support you at top
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lobster where would be a good place to do that do you have a patreon yeah but i've been neglecting it so
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just buy a t-shirt can you make some dicky walnuts merch no damn cool king cole and toad lay it on us
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um well so i was just going to mention really quickly because it just came up because i did get
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a message about it which is really ridiculous because i just tweeted out this is no like i
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seriously did this i donated to uh the mises institute to get one of those bricks where i don't know where
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they put the bricks some path or something and i did it in honor of peepee poo poo and now and now
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apparently uh lou rockwell and jeff dice are debating whether or not to actually make it happen
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that's awesome and i'm kind of disappointed you didn't go with tower power or tower gang on the
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bridge yeah it's okay okay it's it's fine it's fine peepee poo poo is also our shit apparently
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well wait you can find me at uh tower king cole on uh twitter and then actually fat comic dave on
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getter so i opened i did actually like we all we're all on getter now and i didn't brought that
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dave back that's right but uh there you know i didn't that's true robin yeah actually uh is using
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her tits do you try to get alex jones to come on shitty d is my only fan today go there and talk to
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me god i love tyler by the way so like uh just looking forward to the next year just real quick
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we do want to get like bigger and like we want to switch over to comedians not all comedians but
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like get more like really funny guests on and like i know jose in our group chat was like we want
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to get people like lewis j gomez and and tim dylan i was like okay those are two very different people
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oh i thought it was like two very different levels there but i mean if we can get i think
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lewis j gomez is a reachable goal for the new for the next year and we're going to definitely try
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our hardest to get him on so i sent that fucking cheap i said that cheap puerto rican 20 on venmo
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no answer oh we also didn't discuss it but he also got doxed on christmas uh so which was really
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funny uh the most recent legion of skanks episode mary dox very doxness most recent episode of liberty
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lockdown was also mary doxness this is fucking mind-blowing that this is and like cole sends
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it to me and he goes dude did they talk like did they make the entire show about you getting
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doxed and then it turns out no louis got doxed too unbelievable and they didn't even mention you
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one time i know i know cole so that's true yeah it is yeah toad finish us out well i'm probably
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going to be the next one doc so thanks everybody thanks dickie for the year in review it was awesome