Tower Gang - Ep 51 - Year In Review - Hole Patrol w⧸ Dickie Walnuts

00:00:00.420 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:01.940 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12. 1.00

00:00:04.620 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're unruly ferrets. 1.00

00:00:07.760 Yeah. 1.00

00:00:08.560 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:11.660 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes. 0.97

00:00:13.820 And now, now.

00:00:16.100 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it. 0.96

00:00:20.700 White women must be stopped. 1.00

00:00:22.720 That's right. 0.99

00:00:23.760 Yeah. 0.99

00:00:25.880 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane. 1.00

00:00:30.000 Your ass-to-penis ratio. 1.00

00:00:32.960 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck. 1.00

00:00:35.440 You said n***er. 1.00

00:00:36.420 Oh, Jesus. 0.99

00:00:37.680 Free! 1.00

00:00:39.320 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:00:41.080 Free! 1.00

00:00:41.980 Free!

00:00:45.680 Welcome, everybody, to another special episode of Tower Power Hour.

00:00:48.700 It's episode 51.

00:00:50.320 Just last week, we had on to...

00:00:54.280 Today, we are going to...

00:00:59.980 That's the last week we had on Dave Smith.

00:01:02.420 This is...

00:01:02.820 This is...

00:01:03.260 Yeah.

00:01:04.200 Clint, how's the Ethernet working out?

00:01:07.400 This is peaked out of Tower Power Hour.

00:01:09.040 Oh, no.

00:01:10.240 Clint must have plugged in.

00:01:11.260 You're good.

00:01:11.660 You're good.

00:01:12.100 You're good now, man.

00:01:15.380 Oh, he's gone again. 1.00

00:01:17.020 Holy shit. 1.00

00:01:17.780 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:01:19.100 I thought Dinky was going to be the one.

00:01:21.400 I'm so glad it's not me.

00:01:22.940 We should make Clint keep doing it until it works.

00:01:31.000 Welcome to Tower Power Hour episode 51.

00:01:33.620 Last week, we had on Dave Smith.

00:01:35.820 This week, we are joined, as always, by our homie...

00:01:39.000 Anarcho underscore toad.

00:01:41.080 Jose Galizano of No Way Jose podcast. 0.97

00:01:44.160 We got the king of the cocks, a.k.a. 0.96

00:01:46.340 King Cole. 0.92

00:01:47.040 And I don't mean C-A-U-C-S. 0.92

00:01:48.920 And then we have our special guest, the producer, the editor, the wizard, the only Irish wigger 1.00

00:01:56.140 I have ever met, Mr. Dinky Walnuts. 0.96

00:02:00.120 Hello, hello, Ruthless Cosmopolitans. 0.86

00:02:02.860 Happy Insurrection Eve. 0.96

00:02:05.660 Hell yeah.

00:02:07.280 Hell yeah.

00:02:08.340 I gotta say, I'm actually...

00:02:11.460 Sorry, go ahead.

00:02:11.940 I think right now, we have the most women of any Libertarian show right now. 1.00

00:02:15.420 I'm looking at the chat.

00:02:16.560 Oh, easily.

00:02:16.880 It's all women in there. 1.00

00:02:18.180 It's all women in the chat right now. 1.00

00:02:19.620 Which is, like, not at all how anyone would assume that would work out, but, you know,

00:02:23.280 whatever. 0.70

00:02:23.440 It's also the sluttiest women we can find. 1.00

00:02:26.560 It's like, we know how to pick them. 0.99

00:02:27.960 Like, we were just like, hey, it's like, if you've shown tits in your life to not, like,

00:02:34.160 just anybody, really, like, get in the chat, because it'll have some fun.

00:02:37.280 So, that's what we got.

00:02:37.940 Just for the people watching this later who don't get to see the live chat, just, this

00:02:42.660 is totally a joke, and the only person in there is Cole's wife. 0.99

00:02:45.400 So, that was what he fucked up. 0.98

00:02:47.460 Everything I said still goes. 0.98

00:02:53.160 They'll still be able to see the chat replay, as long as this doesn't get nuked from YouTube.

00:02:57.840 Does it do the live chat later?

00:02:59.440 I don't know. 0.98

00:02:59.640 I've never tried to fuck with that feature. 0.98

00:03:01.240 I mean, who does that? 0.99

00:03:02.400 But, yeah, it's pretty cool we've got all these holes in there.

00:03:05.920 I think we have four or five, I think we have, like, four or five, like, OnlyFans girls in 1.00

00:03:09.120 there.

00:03:09.600 So, please drop your OnlyFans so that our 29 viewers can definitely, or, you know, whatever, 1.00

00:03:14.620 can all go sub to you and see your tits. 1.00

00:03:16.100 Yeah, and share the love with that Super Chat money, or not Super Chat, with that OnlyFans 0.99

00:03:20.780 money, and convert it to Super Chat money. 0.86

00:03:22.540 That way, we can expand the show and fucking start promoting. 0.97

00:03:25.340 Who knows? 0.99

00:03:25.680 We might sub to you.

00:03:26.840 We might sub to your OnlyFans.

00:03:27.880 You never know.

00:03:28.300 Well, I sub to Nicky's, so...

00:03:33.680 I also...

00:03:34.480 That's really perverted, and you should stop that.

00:03:36.740 I also registered for a Web3 address for my show, so if anyone wants to donate Ethereum

00:03:42.860 or any cryptocurrency, you can go to libertylockdown.eth.

00:03:46.700 Pretty cool feature that I signed up for.

00:03:48.180 Dude, you came in so, like, in our chat, you came in so excited about this.

00:03:53.100 You came in, you're like, guys, listen, okay, for $300, you can buy a website that the

00:03:57.680 people can give you Ethereum? 0.98

00:03:58.880 Listen, fucking the guy from Timcast told me all about it. 0.99

00:04:01.900 I was just like, what the fuck's going on? 1.00

00:04:05.040 I can't help it. 0.99

00:04:06.020 Ian Crossland is like a fucking tech wizard, and he put me on game, and I was really excited, 0.95

00:04:10.100 so I sent that to you guys at like 5.30 this morning, because I'm... 0.94

00:04:13.380 Yeah, I read it, and I was like, I don't know what any of this means.

00:04:16.100 I had a feeling there was a lack of fanfare, because most of you didn't understand what

00:04:20.780 I was talking about.

00:04:22.700 Like, okay, cool.

00:04:23.920 Yeah, you know, I'll get right on that. 0.99

00:04:25.720 Yeah, if you were, I don't know what you're fucking talking about. 0.99

00:04:29.440 Dude, so the goddamn computer programmer, how is this above your program? 0.99

00:04:33.000 Dude, I know, it's not, I just haven't really looked into it. 0.98

00:04:36.860 Okay, so the holes in the chat are getting upset at me, because I won't let my wife get 0.99

00:04:42.220 an OnlyFans, so what's your take on that?

00:04:44.420 I don't know, like...

00:04:46.440 What do you mean, what's our take, dude?

00:04:48.280 Why would your wife get an OnlyFans? 1.00

00:04:50.520 Yeah, exactly, like, what do you need an OnlyFans for?

00:04:53.460 You're leaving money on the table, man.

00:04:55.940 Like, I mean, you've done that hole, you've seen it good, it's like, who cares? 0.94

00:04:59.900 Like, I mean, whatever.

00:05:02.100 Just have her wear a bathrobe and read theory books, because you won't do it. 1.00

00:05:09.160 Just have her read on the stream.

00:05:11.500 That's what we can just...

00:05:12.960 I'll sit in the background, I'll just be like...

00:05:14.180 You need to post nudes, that's totally... 0.98

00:05:15.860 Yeah, maybe if you're a mega, super fucking MAGA star or whatever, you can get by and 0.99

00:05:20.840 not post nudes. 0.99

00:05:21.620 I feel like most dudes would get wise real quick, be like, I'm paying money for no tits 0.99

00:05:25.780 when it's literally free on the internet, what the fuck am I doing here? 0.98

00:05:28.780 I have a hard policy with this stuff, is that if you are, one, either capable of earning

00:05:33.960 a good living, doing something respectable, do that.

00:05:36.360 Or, if you can make, like, life-changing money getting naked on the internet, and you're 0.99

00:05:41.760 actually good with money, this is an important caveat, because if you suck with money, you're 1.00

00:05:45.040 just going to blow it, then fucking don't ruin your life with this shit. 1.00

00:05:47.600 But if you can make life-changing money and never work a day in your life just by getting 1.00

00:05:50.520 naked on the internet, I give my full blessing.

00:05:53.280 To anyone.

00:05:54.640 By the way, for me, I mean, it's a little bit hypocritical, because I totally would just

00:05:58.860 post...

00:05:59.380 I would totally do an OnlyFans of people. 0.94

00:06:00.940 There was actually a market for people looking at my dick, which I don't really feel like there 0.88

00:06:04.280 is. 0.99

00:06:04.480 So, maybe when I get bigger, if I ever get to... 0.99

00:06:07.100 If I ever even get somewhere close to Dave Smith's level, I will totally show my dick 0.99

00:06:10.540 online. 0.99

00:06:11.140 I mean... 1.00

00:06:11.340 I would pay 50 bucks to watch you jerk off right now. 1.00

00:06:14.260 I will... 0.99

00:06:14.900 I will add it in the chat.

00:06:17.040 I have a whole folder in my phone full of Jose's nudes, so he's right.

00:06:21.020 Jeez.

00:06:21.560 Well...

00:06:21.880 We all do.

00:06:22.560 Don't think you're special.

00:06:23.460 That's true.

00:06:23.920 For the memes.

00:06:24.200 Cole and I literally said that we would look at Clint naked earlier, so...

00:06:29.160 Oh, yeah.

00:06:29.740 100%.

00:06:30.140 Yeah.

00:06:30.540 We...

00:06:30.940 I can't remember who it was, but we...

00:06:33.400 I can't remember what it was.

00:06:35.020 Something about, like, Clint being naked or something like that.

00:06:38.420 No, it was like, yeah, I'd look at him.

00:06:40.100 Yeah, 100%.

00:06:41.140 Like, I'm not...

00:06:42.060 Dude, I...

00:06:42.660 How many times...

00:06:43.380 We've all seen it. 1.00

00:06:44.680 Fucking Dennis. 1.00

00:06:45.580 Shout him out. 1.00

00:06:46.140 He's amazing.

00:06:46.720 Dennis Troll King. 1.00

00:06:47.640 He posts his dick on the timeline at least once a week. 1.00

00:06:50.360 Nice to know. 1.00

00:06:50.600 I've seen it enough...

00:06:52.100 I've seen it enough times that I literally just scroll on past by it.

00:06:54.540 It doesn't even surprise me anymore. 1.00

00:06:55.940 I'm just like, oh, there's Dennis' dick. 0.99

00:06:57.280 You know what offends me more, though? 1.00

00:06:58.540 It's just not a nice dick. 0.99

00:06:59.820 Like, I mean, not saying it's a bad dick, but it's just like... 1.00

00:07:02.440 I can respect a nice dick. 0.99

00:07:03.820 I'm not like, ooh, that's hot. 1.00

00:07:05.380 But I'm like, it's a dick, bro. 0.99

00:07:06.600 Like, you know? 1.00

00:07:07.080 It's a big dick. 1.00

00:07:07.980 It's big. 1.00

00:07:08.820 It's a big dick. 1.00

00:07:09.620 But big... 1.00

00:07:10.180 I don't know. 1.00

00:07:11.540 Big dick isn't always nice dick. 1.00

00:07:13.480 Maybe I just have a huge dick, because I did not see that and think that's a big dick. 1.00

00:07:17.840 I don't know. 1.00

00:07:18.660 I mean, I don't even think I have a big dick, but maybe I just have a perverted view, because 1.00

00:07:23.060 I've been looking at my dick my whole life. 1.00

00:07:24.660 You know? 1.00

00:07:24.800 I don't know. 1.00

00:07:25.120 I think that your dick would look huge on you just because you're not that tall. 1.00

00:07:29.320 It legit does. 1.00

00:07:30.360 I remember when I first got my wife, she told me, she's like, oh, I thought I'd be little

00:07:33.340 because you're little.

00:07:33.980 And she's like, I was really pleasantly surprised.

00:07:36.140 And I was like, well, joke's on you. 0.99

00:07:37.500 It's just because, like, fucking by the contrast, you know, of a small guy and a normal-sized 1.00

00:07:43.000 dick, it looks huge. 1.00

00:07:44.180 Yeah, exactly.

00:07:45.460 I feel like I have the opposite problem, because I'm a pretty big guy. 0.98

00:07:48.460 My dick's, like, good size, but because I'm big, it looks like, okay, yeah, that's kind 0.99

00:07:52.720 of what I expected. 0.99

00:07:53.780 Yeah, this is the new thing, man. 0.98

00:07:55.280 It's the dick-to-height ratio. 0.97

00:07:58.540 Oh, that's always a good thing. 0.98

00:07:59.260 I was going to say, did you have to use a crowbar to pry that cheese wheel inside your

00:08:03.360 wife?

00:08:04.680 Oh, that's...

00:08:05.520 He has something like that for his cats.

00:08:10.680 He just, like, opens them up, and he's like, all right, get in there and breathe, you little 1.00

00:08:13.620 bitch. 1.00

00:08:14.600 I mean, there is something, too, like, my wife's, like, five foot tall, and I legit have had 1.00

00:08:18.760 an issue for her where it hurts.

00:08:20.220 And I'm not big. 0.99

00:08:21.160 It's just because she's so goddamn tiny. 0.96

00:08:22.800 So, I mean, I'm not little. 0.98

00:08:24.660 Humble brag.

00:08:26.100 Jesus Christ.

00:08:27.100 That's the thing. 1.00

00:08:29.000 You get you a little woman, and then she's like, they fucking, they generally speaking, 1.00

00:08:32.180 usually will have a shallow vagina, and they'll be like, oh my god, that hurts. 1.00

00:08:35.080 You're like, fuck yeah. 1.00

00:08:35.980 I'll tell you, though, that is not always the way. 1.00

00:08:38.800 There are some very large women that have very small vaginas, and vice versa. 1.00

00:08:43.740 You're like, why is little 100-pound nothing have this fucking hallway that's up? 1.00

00:08:53.440 Like a 10-inchered blazer? 0.99

00:08:55.820 So, I guess the idea of the pussy-to-high ratios is not perfect. 0.83

00:09:01.720 Yeah, it is wild. 0.99

00:09:02.480 You ever seen those, like, pornos where it's, like, a huge dude, and then, like, a fucking 0.99

00:09:05.360 four-foot-ten chick, and you're just like, how? 1.00

00:09:08.440 But, I mean, it is wild.

00:09:10.660 I mean, they push out humans, so I guess it makes sense. 1.00

00:09:15.760 But still, it's like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:09:17.740 It's actually stunning that, like, there is ever a dick too big for a woman, given that 1.00

00:09:21.920 they push out children. 1.00

00:09:23.880 It's like, well, it's because women lie. 1.00

00:09:26.120 That's what it is. 0.91

00:09:27.100 Yeah.

00:09:27.500 Oh, you're too big!

00:09:28.720 And they're like, no.

00:09:29.860 I can't even, I can't really feel this. 1.00

00:09:32.780 It's like, bitch, I'm trying to hurt you. 1.00

00:09:34.400 Jesus, just let me. 1.00

00:09:35.420 Dude, I don't know what you're talking about, man, because whenever I go to fuck 1.00

00:09:39.420 Because you've never had red sex? 1.00

00:09:40.680 No! 1.00

00:09:41.420 They actually, they actually, they give themselves a C-section, and I fuck that instead. 1.00

00:09:48.080 Good lord. 1.00

00:09:50.560 What?

00:09:51.160 By the way, so, I'm not going too far. 0.97

00:09:55.340 I would have been the guy who we joke about being a virgin goes, like, full American psycho 0.96

00:10:01.340 with his joke. 0.87

00:10:02.020 Well, this goes back to last week.

00:10:05.620 So, I still have a beef with Dave, because he said I went too far on my Jose raping women

00:10:10.800 joke, because I feel like that was a perfect parallel, and Dickie can back me up here.

00:10:15.140 The McGregor joke, because Dickie brought this up to me, and I thought I made a good

00:10:18.260 joke, but Dave was like, man, that's too far.

00:10:20.400 Like, Jesus Christ. 0.99

00:10:21.460 He literally said he was going to burn down all those village, like, kill all his family. 0.99

00:10:26.660 Really? 0.99

00:10:26.960 Remind me what the joke was.

00:10:28.580 I can't remember.

00:10:29.120 I don't remember.

00:10:29.840 Me and Cole were talking about MMA, talking about UFC, and I was talking about the Aldo

00:10:34.060 fight, and I was like, remember that fight?

00:10:36.080 He, like, knocked him out in eight seconds, and I was like, before that, he told him, if 0.92

00:10:38.820 this was another time, I'd go to your favela on horseback and burn it to the ground and, 1.00

00:10:42.440 like, rape all the women. 1.00

00:10:43.940 And so, Cole tried using that joke, and Dave was just like, oh, that's too far. 0.99

00:10:47.720 No, no, because, so, we were talking about Jose, like, fighting Amanda Nunez, and I said

00:10:52.120 that the pre-fights would be amazing, and he could do just like McGregor did, but instead

00:10:56.640 of saying, I'll burn down your village, and say, if this was a different time, I would 0.99

00:10:59.740 rape you over and over again, and I thought that was pretty good. 1.00

00:11:03.180 I think it just didn't land.

00:11:04.520 I don't know if it was comedic timing, or if it was just like, hey, he may not have

00:11:08.000 remembered the Aldo McGregor beef to get the reference.

00:11:11.160 I don't know.

00:11:11.420 That's true.

00:11:12.180 I mean. 1.00

00:11:12.460 Oh, and he's doing a UFC, he's doing a UFC podcast, this motherfucker. 0.99

00:11:16.860 Oh, while we're touching that, I did want to correct the record. 0.99

00:11:18.960 I actually did, I was on David Brady's podcast the other day, the 16-year-old

00:11:22.960 guy in Wisconsin, I forget the name of his show, but he's a good kid, he has a

00:11:26.980 good show. 1.00

00:11:27.260 Yeah, suck my dick, David. 1.00

00:11:29.900 You should not be watching this. 1.00

00:11:33.180 No, he looks like he would suck my dick. 1.00

00:11:37.200 Yo, shout out to Jeremy Kaufman, that was just to defend my boy, I'm not actually. 1.00

00:11:41.540 I have a few Kaufman clips in here tonight.

00:11:45.960 But anyways, I did want to correct the record. 0.94

00:11:48.240 Dave was giving a shit about Tim Pool stuff. 0.84

00:11:50.560 For those who aren't aware, at one point, Lydia offered for us to come, or said that 0.98

00:11:55.980 she would have us come on the show. 0.63

00:11:57.400 And so, when you see us, like, ragging them about us going on the show, that's more of

00:12:02.040 us ribbing them about that they offered, and when are we coming on.

00:12:05.600 Right.

00:12:05.680 Because we actually, on the show with David Brady, we were talking about podcast etiquette

00:12:08.480 because we were making fun of Jacob Winograd or whatever, because he, like, begged to

00:12:13.920 come on the show.

00:12:14.720 And I was like, that goes against podcast etiquette.

00:12:16.720 Now, I think we're in a gray area, because we are kind of pushing it a little bit.

00:12:20.660 But they did offer first, so it's a gray area.

00:12:23.200 We didn't full-on go into the black, the bad area of podcast etiquette, because they

00:12:28.700 offered.

00:12:29.160 We're just more ribbing them.

00:12:30.100 Like, hey, when are we coming on?

00:12:30.780 My theme song, Delivery Lockdown, I say, Peter Quinonez, invite me on.

00:12:34.560 So, I can't possibly, like, take this stance.

00:12:38.700 But that was also, like, a musical endeavor, so I think that that's better than just, like,

00:12:42.020 DMing someone, being like, hey, I want to talk to you about this.

00:12:45.560 Oh, Clint, real quick, before we go into the clips, because Dickie made us, like, a whole

00:12:50.620 year interview that we're going to watch. 0.59

00:12:51.760 It's like 10 fucking minutes long, but we're going to just go over it. 0.98

00:12:54.720 Like, what was it like making that EP with fucking Neocon Remover and, yeah. 0.97

00:13:02.900 I mean, it's all internet music production, so, like, we never were in the same room together. 0.97

00:13:07.860 Had we, it would have been a lot of fun, I'm sure.

00:13:09.500 But Neocon Remover made that beat, like, six months ago, and I was so pumped to record 0.90

00:13:15.400 on it.

00:13:15.860 And then, but I didn't really know what way to go with it, because it's not my style of

00:13:19.500 rap music. 0.94

00:13:19.940 So, I was like, all right, I'm going to throw it to the black guy. 1.00

00:13:22.020 Patriot J, he can handle it. 0.98

00:13:23.300 And he did. 0.99

00:13:25.180 He fucking, he laid down the first verse, and he sent it to me. 0.99

00:13:27.940 It took him a while, but he finally got around to it, and it was killer. 0.99

00:13:30.660 And then, I tried, I tried to fill in, but I was like.

00:13:33.100 Was he on Patriot J time?

00:13:36.360 I was, I was trying to, I was trying to get it done to put it on the back end of, of our

00:13:40.600 episode with, with you guys. 0.79

00:13:42.540 And so, I kind of, like, sped, wrapped it at the end, and it fucking, my verse comes out 0.99

00:13:48.260 like shit. 0.99

00:13:48.660 But the song overall is pretty good. 0.99

00:13:50.020 Go ahead and check out the episode with, with Jose and, and Cole.

00:13:54.000 It's, it's a good show.

00:13:55.200 And we're a decent song.

00:13:56.820 Yeah.

00:13:57.380 And, and taking me at the artwork.

00:13:59.080 It's, it's all, it's all a collaborative, collective effort.

00:14:02.080 I honestly like, that's the coolest thing about this movement is like, even though we're

00:14:05.180 all staunch individualists. 0.97

00:14:06.980 Like when we actually work together, we produce some really cool shit. 0.95

00:14:09.760 yeah i know it was the beat was nasty when he got to me about the artwork so

00:14:14.280 uh tyler janky liberty and podcast review good show you guys should get out he says

00:14:19.900 your chat is worse than simpcast right now side note my lady's epidermal when we mash 1.00

00:14:24.480 prop he does look like the kind of guy to have a big old dick because he is like that tall 0.99

00:14:29.340 lanky looking dude you know they're they're normally packing but no that's all that bicycling 1.00

00:14:35.660 yeah oh go ahead only fucks her during childbirth that's actually what he means 1.00

00:14:39.780 well uh he is like he does all that bicycling so is that dick all mangled up from just being like 1.00

00:14:47.240 scrunched in like those biker shorts and rammed against that like hard fucking seat i feel like 1.00

00:14:52.740 his like his dick is just mangled sue me for slander bitch i don't care no wait a minute though if you 1.00

00:15:01.420 if you fuck a pregnant chick like can like the the fetus like see it and if so is that like 1.00

00:15:07.380 pedophilia i don't really know 1.00

00:15:09.100 vector said if you had an uncle jack and he's stuck on a horse would you help your uncle jack off a 0.99

00:15:18.020 horse of course i would um yeah 100 yeah i love my uncle jack yeah so that's just fucked up why 0.97

00:15:24.940 wouldn't you help him jack off the horse um off the horse too yeah well he's saying would you help 0.97

00:15:30.780 yeah i mean i would kill the horse for sure uh so i guess what you guys want to touch on real quick

00:15:35.680 how we're a literal gang now uh i mean just just briefly uh i don't know if uh i don't know who

00:15:40.480 wants to run with this maybe maybe clint because uh i mean are you talking about the the mccardle

00:15:45.120 situation well not that specifically i was more using this segue i'm not gonna rag on angela too much

00:15:50.280 it was more she made a silly comment i think it was totally in jest but uh women and jokes they don't 1.00

00:15:54.660 always hit and you can't tell when they're joking or not so um you know like it came off as serious 0.98

00:15:59.780 and we all gave her shit and then she was like i was joking you're like oh okay well it kind of 0.99

00:16:03.420 came off like she was shitting on us i don't know uh but i i think it was a joke uh but yeah she 0.99

00:16:08.640 totally made a thing about us being a gang and how it's causing more problems which which that i say 0.99

00:16:13.040 he didn't say us being a gang he just said it seemed there was some gang shit going or not gang shit but 0.97

00:16:17.640 he was like we're acting like a gang or like gangs in here problem with gang warfare i think is 0.97

00:16:23.860 that's what he said right yeah and i just said it's only been ever since uh air july joined and all the

00:16:28.920 drive-by started happening but that's that was a phenomenal comment by the way i don't know if

00:16:33.120 you posted that did you i never posted it because i'm not gonna throw air glider the bus like that on

00:16:38.120 twitter i will say that i think it's funny that like because because the truth is we're a click like

00:16:46.480 any other i mean there there are dozens and dozens justin liberty twitter alone probably hundreds of

00:16:52.000 clicks and group chats and things like that just because we're the funniest and we're now we're now

00:16:58.200 considered a gang it's uh i think it's ridiculous honestly but i i do actually agree with her a little

00:17:04.120 bit that that there is a problem with um you know it getting getting a little too tribal but i don't

00:17:10.420 think that like i don't think that we have been um at the front lines of that as much as we have been

00:17:15.880 like symbolically the front line of it because people have have come after us a lot so i hope

00:17:21.440 that people understand like uh just speaking for myself i don't know about you guys if you'll agree

00:17:25.240 or not but i am actually interested in in have i've said this a thousand times i'm interested in

00:17:30.700 having unity with base libertarians like good libertarians out there even if we have significant 0.91

00:17:35.380 differences of opinion as long as we agree on like 80 to 90 percent of shit like i'm not trying to 0.94

00:17:40.180 be alienating so um but that all that being said like if you want in the gang we'll jump you in and 0.98

00:17:44.860 um blood in blood out like you can't ever leave once you're in so just keep that in mind 0.99

00:17:48.680 yeah but if you're like pro gun control pro fucking you know uh oh yeah giving giving kids uh fucking 1.00

00:17:55.280 hormones like that's not that's not you know if you say happy birthday to faggots like you're out 1.00

00:18:00.420 of here you can want to pump every kid in the world with fucking hormones therapy but you fucking tell 1.00

00:18:07.280 a homo happy birthday that's where i draw the fucking line dude that is it is one of the funniest 1.00

00:18:12.320 part about this whole shit i'm not gonna get into whatever eric i mean i'm i'm for josh because 0.99

00:18:16.800 i love josh we all love josh in here so i've been for him but the funniest fucking shit was for like 0.97

00:18:22.160 weeks they've been like no he's changed his opinions he's like he's different now eric's this different 0.96

00:18:27.720 guy and he's gonna help us out and then he was just like uh happy birthday uh jbh and we're all like

00:18:33.300 god damn it no too bad out man and it was and it was on actually the day it was on the day that josh 0.76

00:18:40.440 was was going ham so yes it couldn't have been better it couldn't have been better for josh so 0.97

00:18:45.340 congrats to him for his political opponent making a grievous misstep i mean let let's be real i mean

00:18:51.280 i'll be straight up it came across to me like a little bit weird that he had because i think it's

00:18:56.800 kind of shitty that he had all these other opinions and stances and i guess the the argument is that was 0.74

00:19:02.100 a while ago and then fucking then this one little thing i get it it's a bad look but come on like that's 0.98

00:19:08.300 not that big of a deal i mean it's a big deal but not that big of a deal compared to the other things 0.94

00:19:13.040 and then that was the thing that there was a it did kind of come off as hey everyone's getting 0.99

00:19:17.620 dragged right now and oh here's this convenient thing ah fuck yeah get rid of them 0.91

00:19:21.740 my personal opinion was that like i his his political beliefs whether they're ancient or not 0.98

00:19:30.960 because they weren't ancient they were like a couple years ago that was enough for me to be like

00:19:36.000 he's a non-starter um yeah the fact the fact that he wishes this dork a birthday a happy birthday like

00:19:43.800 i really don't care and and honestly i don't know enough about henchmen and what what his direct 0.98

00:19:49.240 involvement in the coup shit was for me to be like oh if you're friends with this guy you you have 0.50

00:19:54.520 because i don't like i really don't like guilt by association um because we we've been accused of a 0.92

00:19:59.540 lot of guilt by association shit that was unnecessary so i'm trying not to go down that path i think we

00:20:03.980 should just stick to the facts josh is fucking great on basically everything uh politically and 0.97

00:20:10.300 this dude sucks on half of his opinions so like it was an easy choice in my opinion yeah and then 0.96

00:20:15.480 you're putting this person in a position of influence which i mean everyone knows on the 0.98

00:20:19.480 aggress this is actually my one of my main critiques is that eventually they will get 0.97

00:20:23.900 infiltrated and return back to the status quo and i actually was like what the fuck i expected this 0.62

00:20:29.320 way down the line like this is like already like for real like i like and i and i'm the one who's

00:20:37.980 not really on team lpmc in that way i mean you guys are all my friends and stuff but i have my critiques

00:20:42.980 and that's the main one and i'm like well the funniest part that's what the funniest part was they

00:20:48.140 was like dude i want to go so fucking ham today but i can't because i love dave 0.99

00:20:52.560 i love dave's quote tweet of you though he's like a lot of the people they don't even give a 0.91

00:21:02.540 fuck about the lp were never in the mises caucus all of a sudden have an opinion of it and you're 0.65

00:21:06.360 like you're like yeah man you're right i'm just playing it but then even then it was kind of like 0.95

00:21:10.780 i even then said after that i was like but that's kind of my point like that's why i'm not in the

00:21:15.040 party you're not really making the point you're making i'm trying i was trying to be nice because

00:21:18.180 i do love dave and i respect dave and i didn't want to drag you had you said that you'd kind of

00:21:23.580 have to join now because because you like you got your way actually if anything it's still my point

00:21:29.680 stands because it's no it's like the fact this was even a discussion in the first place it's kind of

00:21:34.560 like what the fuck like actually if anything i'm still like and i still think it kind of came off as 0.98

00:21:39.620 hey we got dragged by the people and now we're like oh he said happy birthday to this homo 1.00

00:21:44.860 i think i think that is what happened i mean yeah honestly it's it's the best you guys are 0.95

00:21:51.540 gonna make it sound like he actually dropped this dude because he said happy birthday to a gay dude 1.00

00:21:56.180 that's not what happened okay it may not be it was it was the straw that broke the faggot's back okay 1.00

00:22:08.100 that's all it was the last dick in the line that just plopped on that back and broke that back 1.00

00:22:15.780 it couldn't take it anymore did you ever tweet that draft you sent out cole or no the the you're like 0.96

00:22:20.760 uh the lpmc is like the westbrook yeah i tweeted i did the uh which is a was a pete quinones thing 0.59

00:22:27.260 where you just take a screenshot of your draft and tweet that because i know i can't say uh fags on 0.89

00:22:32.160 like twitter like i mean you can say nigger but you can't say fags i'm pretty sure the first first 1.00

00:22:37.720 time in my in my career on this show i disavow tower gang for this this is all right let's get to the 0.99

00:22:47.520 tape let's get out of here so so quickly i enforce tower gang holy shit can't wait for taste mr wish 0.87

00:22:52.900 nick fuente's happy birthday you know what he should he should 100 do that he should 100 do that 0.98

00:22:58.980 that's a great troll can you guys talk for like one minute yeah yeah go ahead yeah no no the show

00:23:05.960 can't survive man no no i'm saying don't run the video yet that's all i'm saying yes by the way but

00:23:10.740 uh my my draft that i said was that um the lpmc has the same take on um as god and the westboro

00:23:18.700 baptist church is uh on fags i didn't say that they hate them but that's basically what i was going for 0.99

00:23:24.420 that's where they draw the line well yeah i mean and this you know but i'll get one more thing toad 0.95

00:23:31.720 i sent that in the mises caucus discord and it got deleted like someone an admin deleted it

00:23:37.980 i know we i brought that up but i do want to say he's got uh i forget his name but he's got nap time

00:23:45.340 it's a good show pretty much almost everyone here has been on his name is chris except for dickie i

00:23:49.040 don't know if he's also the best looking guy in the liberty scene probably the dude is a good looking 0.96

00:23:54.020 dude like he looks like the kind of guy to be in gay porn and that's not to mean he looks gay

00:23:57.900 but he looks like he looks he looks like top lobster actually so all right i mean if 0.99

00:24:05.260 nice try my boyfriend is your boyfriend

00:24:08.760 you got a new one what's going on it's the invisible man 1.00

00:24:16.800 invisible man but have a good dick i'll tell you that that's all right well the invisible man is 0.99

00:24:26.100 black so just in time we were getting that point we're like i don't have anything to say uh chat 0.99

00:24:32.020 please help us out i love how toad's like yo oh can we not survive a minute without you

00:24:38.220 no no we can't well it made it weird that you like stopped the the so that we had to like it's

00:24:44.680 it's like hey guys stop hey guys hold on hold on stop what you're saying about i'm gonna go get a

00:24:49.320 beer continue okay i'll see see how that disrupts things and throws off the flow and you're like

00:24:54.480 now what do we do just have to riff just riff that's all this show is yeah we riffed we're good 0.98

00:25:00.400 riffing all right let's fucking do this shit uh yeah all right so diggy explain what this is and 1.00

00:25:05.300 uh what you did and then how you got into this fucking shit and then we'll watch this and 0.99

00:25:09.920 hey real quick nicky before you do did you add the last episode other bits from the last episode 0.99

00:25:14.120 or did you update it or no the dave smith one yeah yeah i added dave smith the last okay cool i

00:25:20.860 didn't know yeah okay i didn't know if you had because i know when you made it before i didn't

00:25:23.920 have that one you're cracking the whip in the group chat today jesus christ 1.00

00:25:26.580 motherfucker like we'll get a new clip guy let's fuck 1.00

00:25:30.520 what are we paying you for 1.00

00:25:35.340 still waiting on that super chat money oh yeah sorry about that hey we're not getting any money 0.98

00:25:43.220 right now either so you're you're doing the same thing you're fucking you're waiting when we make 0.98

00:25:47.240 it big i mean we might we might toss a little shekels your way you know 0.98

00:25:50.900 so all right um this all started a lot of you guys know with me just clipping jose's laugh because

00:25:59.840 his laugh is pretty funny so i have a few videos of just that and then i decided i'd clip you know

00:26:04.900 tower gang episodes and as you know i have a lot of those on my uh my pinned tweet and jose had the

00:26:12.420 idea that i do a clip from every episode or at least one clip and do a year in review for when dave

00:26:19.880 comes on but since it ended up being like 12 minutes long um we're saving it for tonight 0.98

00:26:24.800 so we have finally a also a lot of shit went down that week so a lot of shit a lot of shit 0.98

00:26:32.200 yeah but we're also not gonna be like here dave watch this 10 minute thing sit there and watch it man 0.99

00:26:38.740 him seeing me drop in and calling him a fucking jew was enough so 0.95

00:26:43.060 um but yeah it has um it has a clip ashen you're off the payroll stop trying to send all the money 0.99

00:26:52.380 you're gonna run out soon she still has your credit card information 0.99

00:26:56.880 keep sending us more don't worry don't worry ashen i got something for your ass in this video don't 0.94

00:27:04.780 worry so um yeah the only one that i missed was tyler yonke because this episode got pulled from 0.93

00:27:11.040 youtube and for some reason i couldn't clip from odyssey so he decided as a good troll i should

00:27:15.280 just leave him out so yeah libertarian friendship simulator as well oh shout out to those guys i

00:27:23.500 forgot that we even had tyler on so that's uh rogue yeah rogue needs to to buy tote a new tracksuit

00:27:30.760 instead of that smoking jacket we need to buy you something other than a gaming headset you 0.97

00:27:35.340 fucking creep by the way i have i have news even though we were just talking about tyler 0.97

00:27:41.220 and i was gonna think i i do have dudes but um tyler bought me a mic and so i'm gonna be and 0.98

00:27:48.140 then i have a webcam coming in later this week so i'm actually gonna get fucking high class up in here 0.90

00:27:52.220 thank you very much tyler jeez i know tyler's amazing thanks for coming on the show i totally 0.93

00:27:57.680 remember it can you get it 30 bucks he couldn't afford can you get it yeah no shit can you get a 0.96

00:28:02.700 fucking wi-fi connection that works oh i'm a hypocrite i should probably fix my yeah 0.99

00:28:06.860 daddy warbucks here dicky also forgot one thing that none of this would have happened at all if 0.99

00:28:14.240 he wasn't uh fucking cole so forgot about that detail yeah well we gotta kick sarah out of the lp 1.00

00:28:21.320 well yeah you can't wish happy birthday to a homo so you're out what did the lp become a petting zoo 1.00

00:28:31.780 what the hell that was a joke that was the only one who got it what the fuck that's what i do i 0.99

00:28:36.960 explain the jokes on here because i don't think that everybody else gets no that was that was good 0.99

00:28:40.660 i i missed it my bad all right let's let's let's roll this shit all right this is gonna be i assume 0.80

00:28:46.440 this i've never seen this i assume this is yeah none of us have seen it jose did you watch it or not

00:28:50.520 i watched it except for i didn't obviously added some from the day of episodes i haven't seen that bit

00:28:54.160 so that'll be new to me all right so we'll kind of start this will be like a

00:28:58.320 i'm pretty sure the girls outweigh the guys so i just want to say that real quick because they 0.83

00:29:03.660 keep they keep jumping in yeah right now just so you guys know this is going to be kind of like

00:29:08.200 those episodes when you're watching old sitcoms and it's like a filler episode they're reminiscing

00:29:12.260 about all the other ones just flashbacks yeah like uh we shouldn't have that much to talk to 0.95

00:29:16.480 dicky about so it wasn't that interesting so we just gotta do this this is this is as shitty as a 0.74

00:29:20.940 clip episode yeah damn okay all right i should join the stream ashton join the stream come on in 0.69

00:29:29.580 we'll let you in you can just come sit right behind clint and then that's and then you can join the 0.95

00:29:34.080 stream all right all right all right all right but yeah well let's fucking let's fucking roll that 0.94

00:29:37.880 beautiful bean footage so we'll do this yeah and yeah shout out to tyler yonking anti-libertarian

00:29:44.600 friendship simulator because i assume their episode won't be in here either because that was odyssey

00:29:48.420 only as well can you enlarge this so it doesn't look as shitty production value like you know

00:29:53.940 i mean yeah we're ready to go yeah enlarge it all right and you can tell me when you stop it and

00:29:59.120 whatever all right let's there we go that looks professional now prepare for the most horrendous

00:30:04.740 wave of autism you have ever experienced because this is the tower gang power hour well yeah i mean

00:30:11.180 i'm toad and i have been uh referred to as the most artistic member of uh tower gang i'm uh cole

00:30:18.000 i'm known as the uh power gang builder of roads and destroyer of austin peterson i'm clint from

00:30:25.120 liberty lockdown i am probably most famous for asking dave smith to be below ron paul hi i'm

00:30:30.400 austin peterson and i support killing innocents up to and including your children what's he doing 0.59

00:30:36.960 oh no oh all right it was it was a tiny tree it was like a charlie tree god yeah it was like a 0.94

00:30:43.560 charlie brown christmas tree and he can't even chop it down all right let's go i'm surprised he's not

00:30:48.260 fucking wearing gloves yeah what's all right just to explain the first episode uh that the the you 0.88

00:30:53.180 get the first clip is the first episode the second episode that you guys saw that guy named cap 0.99

00:30:57.500 he's a massive faggot and he was originally on the podcast and i don't even remember the whole story 1.00

00:31:03.700 that's not how nick uh pronounces his name what are you talking about 0.99

00:31:06.620 we'll talk about that later uh you know i love nick uh you know great guy i wish all the best to him 0.99

00:31:15.300 uh but fucking you know cap was a massive faggot uh we had lots of issues with him i don't know what 1.00

00:31:21.360 his deal was just so you guys know he was supposed to be uh one of the guys like that was the original 1.00

00:31:27.020 cast and actually clint was our first guest and kind of never left us and yeah so we and we ended

00:31:33.260 up picking him up along the way do you see how low fucking t that first episode was it was like 0.91

00:31:39.820 all of us even clint came in just like hey i'm clint from liberty lockpot 0.97

00:31:46.320 he's on this random podcast fucking random twitter dudes and okay 0.96

00:31:52.560 wait speaking with speaking with a really sexy low tone is low t 0.98

00:31:56.500 yeah

00:31:57.620 maybe not low t but whatever first two episodes two feds pretty crazy actually

00:32:03.860 how'd we get it because shane hazel will start a second yes so yes

00:32:10.240 thank you thank you oh my god all right all right continue all right gonna back it up a little 0.97

00:32:20.280 bit probably he can't even chop it down i forgot dude i'm surprised he's not fucking wearing gloves 0.98

00:32:25.980 and safety glasses what a bitch well that's the thing about the mises caucus too right it's like 1.00

00:32:31.140 listen if you're gonna be snarky and bitchy with these guys 1.00

00:32:34.620 they don't they don't give a fuck how you don't chop down fucking trees you know what i mean 0.99

00:32:42.120 i think he added that i didn't remember that 0.99

00:32:45.960 i think that's new this is really weird he just

00:32:51.020 that's a good place to pause it maj we got from a tower

00:32:54.320 to be honestly i know it's a silly shtick but we've got a lot of guests from towering

00:32:58.460 surprisingly and maj was one we luckily landed i don't remember what the tower was we towered him 0.97

00:33:03.040 with some shit and he was like yo that's just wild dog we towered with black guns matter yeah 0.89

00:33:07.640 well it was that but it was it was a tower of somebody else though that he was having beef with 0.99

00:33:12.940 like some yeah inter-gang warfare i know it was some hollywood dude and we towered him i don't

00:33:18.140 remember exactly what it was we talked about it in the episode though dude that that mod go ahead

00:33:24.220 i apologize because maj's audio was like so bad i couldn't really do anything about that 0.94

00:33:28.940 so if you can't really hear him then he he's saying that he told starwork to eat a dick that's 0.97

00:33:33.480 what he that's what he said well what fucks about so like this is this is a total joke by the way 0.99

00:33:39.800 for this is our episode three and we actually in our chat we think we've talked about this before 0.74

00:33:44.980 we thought we peaked like we thought we were like okay this is the best we will ever do is

00:33:49.600 monster ray like we got it it's all downhill from here and then like and it was it wasn't a great

00:33:56.340 episode because he like he said he had really bad internet problems and then dropped out halfway

00:34:00.980 through it was our uh our first ashton birdie um and so and then like after that he didn't get to

00:34:07.980 answer my question so that's what really that beautiful hair of mine though i just had to point 0.82

00:34:11.840 i hope you like the boost mobile yeah oh yeah oh yeah you guys say maj well i do like it's funny we 0.84

00:34:18.300 got maj before clint did um but anyways um fucking it's maj is like funny but not intentionally and so 0.95

00:34:27.360 that's like it wasn't really tower gang vibe i don't think we had figured out what we were yet at 0.93

00:34:32.260 that point so but maj is funny just in the aspect if he goes so goddamn hard he's just as unintentionally

00:34:38.480 funny so but yeah but it was it was a good episode but not really tower gang uh vibe that we have now

00:34:45.440 but it's a good episode but yeah it was our vibe as far as having tech issues all over the place

00:34:51.680 yes that's true i just for the record if you expect any show to be good in the first few episodes

00:34:57.480 like this is why i was if you guys remember i was pleading with you not to try and get maj on

00:35:03.060 because i was like so you're you're shooting your shot too early we all suck right now just like let 0.88

00:35:09.800 the vibe happen but then he was the one but he was the one with the problems like we are all good 0.96

00:35:14.540 i know i know well we all have we have other problems yeah we have we have other problems

00:35:19.560 point out tyler's a badass we truly don't deserve him p.s hi lizzie hi cd hi hello ladies i like i

00:35:25.960 love the ladies in this chat and how polite they are uh in in saying talking to each other you guys i

00:35:30.980 think if you guys want to talk to each other should only be in super chats that's how

00:35:33.840 shannon has it down so she does do that yes downs yes okay just like my sincere condolences to nick for

00:35:47.000 being in this freeze frame i know it probably is making him very unhappy but we're on the show for

00:35:52.700 a while and there's nothing we can do about chat you're part of the history i mean you're not with

00:35:56.480 us anymore but you're still part of our history and we love you yeah we're not going to tear down 1.00

00:36:00.360 the statues man you shut the fuck up there's a lot of nick in this video so fuck it a lot of dick 1.00

00:36:09.400 well yes all right and nick yes oh all right boo get very material 1.00

00:36:14.860 and i would i asked him when i told that one donor to eat a dick oh yeah oh did we just lose 1.00

00:36:26.060 mosh yeah yeah seth rogan is a gay pedophile guys want rituals how about um you know a crowd of men 1.00

00:36:32.960 dancing around a blue dildo i i observed that once that was the cause of that once if you can 0.99

00:36:38.100 believe it yeah i'm about like 90 sure both of my parents are watching this right now

00:36:42.900 i would be more comfortable talking about how the holocaust didn't happen 0.98

00:36:48.700 i do i do want to point out uh popo was in that last one and popo is the sole reason all of us

00:36:57.380 exist towers the concept of wiggers uh everything so props to him we owe everything to popo thank you 0.93

00:37:04.480 so much popo popo fucked my mom and that's why i'm here okay yes popo's my popo's all our fathers 0.93

00:37:09.620 actually he's like 10 years younger than me but he still originated the concept of wiggerdom 0.98

00:37:14.020 all praise he's actually my grandfather so i don't know how that worked out exactly and he's 0.53

00:37:19.560 the only dude with balls and the capability of taking pictures of them also the uh and his

00:37:24.660 trolls are legendary and he's also very funny but you know we have to rib a little bit he's very funny 0.95

00:37:29.320 the episode with drew hancock might have had one of our first like fucking um great bits which was 0.99

00:37:37.600 the fucking the pug's head i don't remember talking about that where we were talking about 0.99

00:37:41.760 like killing pugs and then fucking their eye holes out and like they're just popping their eyes out 1.00

00:37:46.580 and skull fucking them yeah and drew was so goddamn and that's when he said the thing about 1.00

00:37:52.580 his parents he was like i'd rather talk about the holocaust baby didn't happen i do want to point out 0.99

00:37:57.560 you guys you guys see that goofy ass hair i have there that's the result of having a slick back and 0.87

00:38:02.280 i don't have a product in so you saw my slick back before slick backs look ridiculous when you don't 0.93

00:38:07.020 somehow military approved that's what the slick back was for you can keep it in regs by slicking 0.90

00:38:12.300 it back so you look like dude i first gay hitler youth 0.99

00:38:15.660 dude you got ahead of that and i and i fucking hate you because i was gonna like 0.99

00:38:22.720 roll your ass that's the first one i saw that clip i was like oh shit yeah this is when his hair 1.00

00:38:28.580 looked like ass yeah the freeze frame on coal is pretty good you look like a fifth backstreet boy 1.00

00:38:34.280 like the retard if i ever get a slick back again i'll put it under the hat so you guys can't make 0.99

00:38:39.620 fun of me it's like every kid in middle school who's trying to get laid but just ends up joining

00:38:44.260 the band you see you think he's cool because he's doing dips uh like dip but it's just like coffee 0.94

00:38:52.820 packages instead because he can't do nicotine dude we snorted fucking uh fun dip in middle school 0.99

00:39:00.780 anyone else ever do that yeah no but i put um i put icy hot on my dick that's the only thing i 0.99

00:39:06.380 ever really did which was not fun i also jerked up an aftershave 0.99

00:39:12.040 you know that um the uh electronic dusting stuff right where if you flip the can upside down uh

00:39:24.820 because of the way that it's uh contained it actually like freezes and it shoots out um

00:39:29.660 it's probably uh like liquid co2 i'm guessing dry ice you know what i'm talking about no because 0.87

00:39:36.540 it's compressed um i'm just gonna continue um i shot i shot that onto my balls in college so

00:39:43.460 um there was a there was a time there for a bit that we thought clint would just come on

00:39:49.340 for the big episodes because he was like he was like i'm gonna come on for maj i'm gonna come on for

00:39:55.440 uh i think there was there was someone else that came on that was big and clint was like all right

00:39:58.560 i'm on with this one it was like all the big ones and then he had a he would throw us a bone like

00:40:03.060 this episode where it was just him i've i have i have been very consistent despite despite what

00:40:08.620 people thought i really enjoy doing this show and even though we didn't have a lot of viewers early

00:40:14.100 on i was like no i'm just gonna do this this is great yeah props to you for sure we were like

00:40:18.600 why does this dude keep coming here i don't know because i honestly enjoy it yeah i do gotta point

00:40:24.580 out for anyone who gets this reference that's a solid ass reference but the majority of you guys 0.67

00:40:28.460 won't get it and i'm not gonna explain it i mean travis is the best among us yeah oh yeah he is

00:40:38.360 travis and also a happy birthday to travis's mom he pointed that out in the chat nice happy birthday

00:40:45.420 all right let's keep going yeah i mean you can have you can have a pretty chick or you can have 1.00

00:40:53.900 a good lay it's not both i have to i have to say there are a few hot chicks that can fuck it's it 1.00

00:40:59.600 is rare though it is yeah but those are the ones you stay the fuck away from 1.00

00:41:02.660 yes and then oh something like right after right after it happens it turns your asshole into an 1.00

00:41:13.980 iron maiden which is really good to you know keep keep the gays away it was the fbi that they have 1.00

00:41:19.600 to take people off of monitoring some certain people because they start laughing at the memes

00:41:24.100 i mean you got taken down by like a teenager man like he's a 19 year old not even in college

00:41:32.440 not even doesn't have a job lives with his mom yet i don't think it's fair to call these people 1.00

00:41:37.180 left libertarians it's unfair to left i agree i agree with that completely yeah bitch fuck cucks 1.00

00:41:42.700 like they're just like 1.00

00:41:43.580 well done your ass ass to penis ratio hey hey i want to pause there yeah pause we got a couple 1.00

00:41:52.700 things go over there's a lot there yeah there was important that's an important moment in history 1.00

00:41:57.000 that was reed's first appearance and i'm not gonna lie in our group chats we were all talking 1.00

00:42:01.720 mad shit about clint or about reed at that point like who's this fucking faggot talking about 1.00

00:42:06.320 liberty 1.00

00:42:06.700 fucking gay like what a fucking homo and like we i don't know why or how we weren't about getting 1.00

00:42:14.420 him on and we were like we were kind of like hesitant we were like maybe we might we were like 1.00

00:42:19.500 maybe we'll railroad this dude and the more we talked to him we're like 1.00

00:42:22.700 oh he's not a massive faggot i mean he's a faggot but not that kind of faggot 1.00

00:42:26.160 but like you know i don't know that he's gay but he's not a faggot yeah he's gay but he's not a 1.00

00:42:32.840 faggot basically he's black but he's not a yeah exactly exactly yeah i i i love reed and and i think 0.99

00:42:39.660 that you know his uh his political arc is not reflective of his basidness like that dude is a 0.99

00:42:46.200 fucking animal if anyone thinks that like he is putting on a show with all this january 6 posting 0.98

00:42:51.600 this guy genuinely lives january 6th he fucking loves it hold up real quick i'm rolling it back 0.99

00:42:59.440 for you guys i'm surprised you guys didn't pause on the clip that talked about cole getting docs 0.85

00:43:04.700 i figured oh yeah oh no wait what that came up i didn't see i didn't see that yeah that was let me 0.84

00:43:09.800 let me also say what the reference about hot chicks being able to fuck i hadn't even met ashton yet 1.00

00:43:15.460 how dare you cutting well we didn't we didn't even know about your like sexual exploits at that 0.99

00:43:23.200 time that you were just an animal when in the before time in the before time in the before time 0.99

00:43:28.360 i will say you must have that good dick because i can't tell you how many times ashton's come my dms 1.00

00:43:32.900 telling me about how good you dick her down so good for you buddy uh me too dude she just 1.00

00:43:37.520 you know right she said that she said that to me too i keep i keep begging her to stop i'm like 0.99

00:43:44.580 as complimentary as it is i'm like you want to share them not then dial back the dicking dog i don't 0.56

00:43:50.420 know maybe go 80 next time jesus clay you don't have to go 100 all the time save it for birthdays or 0.82

00:43:59.220 some shit just get your nut that's all you gotta do you don't have to like i am i am rarely can't 0.89

00:44:07.520 embarrassed you're blushing it's adorable 1.00

00:44:10.100 clint's like go get in the sex wing right now

00:44:15.580 get out of you he's proud of that telling us all how no i am not i am not i genuinely don't like it

00:44:24.980 i know i know it's hard to believe because it is so complimentary but i do not like this i do not

00:44:29.960 like having her talk about me like that yeah if any woman wants to just straight up lie and say 1.00

00:44:33.760 i'm an amazing lay i'm fucking all for it you know i don't care yeah this is like that this is 0.98

00:44:39.380 like that nick ashley thing where he was really upset about the white women bust these stops like 0.97

00:44:42.780 clint lean into it man yeah yeah whatever that's true that's true it would be i don't know it would 0.99

00:44:48.420 be really weird if elizabeth was just in guys dms like hey my husband's dick is so good man like he 1.00

00:44:54.040 like he fucked me good what's up i guess hello big dick clint i'm assuming that's 1.00

00:45:02.180 like a tom wood spit did you guys did you guys put this out to our fucking our whole patrol to tell 1.00

00:45:11.640 them to always be a whole patrol that's what we're gonna call the women of tower gang now the 1.00

00:45:16.720 whole patrol

00:45:17.260 you're welcome you're welcome i am a wordsmith after all

00:45:22.800 y'all leave mustache wax out for a read tonight oh that's pretty good that's a good joke you know

00:45:26.960 that's a great one that's actually a good one you should tweet that one out man

00:45:30.260 oh god all right we're not we're not touching that but thank you

00:45:33.920 isn't that robin shout out to robin i appreciate the support but we will not be reading that one

00:45:42.520 i'll also i'll shout out brian mcwilliams quickly because his episode was in that clip briefly and

00:45:51.560 it was will fight talking but brian mcwilliams was really funny in that episode as well yes he really

00:45:55.600 was also and then uh up until this point like this episode with robbie was probably our best episode

00:46:02.380 at the at that point like for a long time until i can't remember what the next one that was really

00:46:07.060 great but this robbie one was the one that yeah robbie killed it and that was the one like if

00:46:10.480 anybody was like hey you have a podcast which episode should i watch i'd be like watch the

00:46:15.440 robbie the firebird scene one yeah i would do that too yeah i was saying watch the robbie one that yeah

00:46:20.080 that was my favorite one up through yeah for a long time and i just think that was the one that

00:46:24.100 you're talking about where i was like clout you thought i was being just a pure clout chaser when i was

00:46:28.180 like oh robbie's coming on i have to i have to be on that one but it was it was just because i had i

00:46:32.940 had just been on uh i think i had just been on part of the problem and on robbie's show and i was

00:46:37.340 like no i have chemistry like there's there's logic to this and and you guys are like yeah yeah we'll

00:46:41.620 see you in a month when we get dave smith on

00:46:43.560 when we got much ran the third episode i think we were like we're gonna get dave smith on episode four

00:46:54.240 that's not a super chat but that's actually a genius idea i think you women of the chat should 1.00

00:46:58.760 get your own podcast together and do that that'd be a great idea yeah do it if you want views if

00:47:04.720 you want views do it topless okay continue on yes yeah hell yeah do a little pasties so you can

00:47:09.620 don't talk at all just they just stand up there and just start looking at each other just

00:47:15.300 they can't get banned from youtube so yeah whole patrol keep your eye out for the show man all 1.00

00:47:29.620 right watch some uh we got robbie the fire coming up here i think oh what your ass ass to penis ratio 1.00

00:47:37.300 is that like how big my ass is god damn it i don't like it yes indeed god you're you're you're 1.00

00:47:47.500 fired you're an awful game i just i just have to say and i actually thought this last night when i 0.99

00:47:53.480 was going to bed don't ask me why i was thinking about cole's visage as i was falling asleep but i 0.99

00:47:58.980 was watching a clip of eric swalwell and you got a little fucking eric swalwell in you dude and this 0.98

00:48:04.100 it's the hair oh yeah i think i think it's the eyes the cheekbones and the hair or something dude 0.96

00:48:09.020 and i hate that guy and i love you so i hate to make this comparison if i was actually eric swalwell

00:48:13.800 i would be married to dickie's wife so 0.99

00:48:15.520 or fucking dickie's wife 1.00

00:48:19.900 i've i've literally had to go through extensive background checks just to prove i wasn't fucking 1.00

00:48:26.500 a russian spy that motherfucker does it and he gets a promotion it's bullshit it is crazy 1.00

00:48:31.360 yeah and uh shout out to uh our friend sam by the way who's the one that came up with the uh 1.00

00:48:38.140 dick to ass ratio or ass to penis ratio question which i think we actually got wrong 1.00

00:48:42.960 your ass your ass to penis ratio 1.00

00:48:45.820 on its face is really stupid but robbie made a pretty good pretty good fucking bit out of that so 1.00

00:48:52.380 yeah it was great he did roll it he measured back a little bit 1.00

00:48:55.440 yeah just play it god damn it i'm playing to my own penis yes sounds like it yes and do you think 1.00

00:49:02.940 that they're correlated i'm here to talk about bitch fuck cucks because we've seen them in the flesh 1.00

00:49:08.600 lately and we got one to delete his account yesterday which is pretty glorious so honestly i'm just here 1.00

00:49:13.740 to start some violence and eat some ass let's go 1.00

00:49:16.740 oh jesus 0.99

00:49:20.480 by the way that's the that's the second though i was only off for two episodes and that was the two

00:49:25.700 and toad doesn't miss ever miss an episode so by the way this was a very special moment for cole 0.99

00:49:31.280 uh yes none of us gave a fuck but for some reason instagram has some weird fucking boner for this shit i 0.98

00:49:37.520 don't fucking know he always goes on about instagram no one gives a fuck about instagram that's just for 0.99

00:49:41.020 retards you can't read i don't fucking know yes exactly but no legitimately you mean legitimately 0.99

00:49:47.420 legitimately this was the like like my peak maybe it was i mean it was amazing for me to meet these

00:49:54.720 guys and then i just did like their christmas episode which was really awesome for me but yes

00:49:58.400 like bloody revolutions miss buckles and uh resi i mean and then there's a bunch of other ones but

00:50:03.800 yeah i was a i was big fans they were they made me an cap so i'm really proud of you because for that

00:50:09.420 would be like equivalent of me going like part of the problem or some shit for you because i was 0.76

00:50:12.340 that these are your guys yeah yeah we'll show yeah exactly going on this is dicky this is the 0.86

00:50:19.160 height of dicky's life right now this is the best moment in his life getting on his best friend show

00:50:24.540 that we haven't let him go on i think the highlight of his life is is photo bombing cold during the dave

00:50:30.440 smith episode if that was pretty oh we didn't oh we gotta we gotta just touch on that just for a 0.99

00:50:34.220 second fuck you 1.00

00:50:35.420 well afterwards i was like what were you doing going on there and said you jew fuck are you 1.00

00:50:43.000 fucking jew 1.00

00:50:43.740 came in so goddamn strong for like basically your hero this is what i don't understand about dicky 1.00

00:50:54.380 because in in chats and on twitter hilarious in person hilarious gets on the mic and he just shuts 0.75

00:51:01.280 down he just can't talk just say something you're funny dude i promise you're funny

00:51:06.000 all right that was that was supposed to be where you talked that's supposed to be where you talked 0.99

00:51:10.980 you go right there he sets you up play the fucking video 1.00

00:51:16.500 all these trump supporters have a fucking meltdown it's like the boob was always supposed to be 0.99

00:51:43.500 about the constitution and conservative values it's like dude the earliest memes are about 1.00

00:51:49.520 shooting cops dude you know that i you know that i like mommy milkers i want to suck milk from you 0.99

00:51:55.360 know roll past this ryan dawson how are you doing today sir i'm it's a pleasure to be in this bigot 0.99

00:52:02.200 arena i posted a picture of a decapitated baby and said there was a hamas base between her ears 0.97

00:52:08.640 oh yeah this is this is one of my favorite jokes i've ever made but and fucking ryan talked over 0.98

00:52:17.000 it like an asshole also so cole you always get this one wrong every time you rehash it 0.97

00:52:24.120 really all right well i'll have to play it i think i think i just fucked it up in the show but like 0.99

00:52:31.780 maybe not go ahead play it so i can hear it i probably fucked it up in the show yeah and to be 0.88

00:52:37.500 fair you do have to talk over ryan when you oh yeah all the time yeah yeah dude 0.99

00:52:41.300 by saying going out their house isn't as bad as killing niggers 1.00

00:52:45.700 yeah you're both making jokes at the same time apparently yeah so i said so i said saying it 1.00

00:52:55.160 isn't as bad as killing them right which it should be the opposite i've never had an orgasm that made me 0.98

00:53:01.400 feel as good as cole saying the n-word like your face and your reaction afterwards makes you you 0.97

00:53:08.520 are you are joyous it's unbelievable and i love how it comes to this place of genuine hatred it's

00:53:15.320 beautiful i hate them so much i get so excited to say it that's that's coming from the guy with the

00:53:22.580 hitler hair dude too i've got a good story about cole in that so the first time i met the first time i

00:53:30.600 met him and his wife uh we're hanging out uh with me and my wife and his wife goes you're from the

00:53:38.180 south right i'm like yeah i grew up in north carolina like out in the country she goes you like saying

00:53:43.700 the word nigger don't you what kind of question is that so that was my introduction to his wife 0.99

00:53:52.900 that's my wife that's elizabeth like speaking of which travis it would be great if one day we get 0.99

00:53:59.440 a super cut of all the times cole said nigger no uh no someone um fucking laden he made he made a 1.00

00:54:05.640 uh the um fucking he just because i asked someone to do it the um what's it the nigga nigga nigga 1.00

00:54:13.060 nigga motherfucking nigga the song and he made it with just me saying the n-word it was so fucking 1.00

00:54:18.740 funny no i just want a full-on super cut someone to go through all of the entire catalog of our 1.00

00:54:23.760 episodes it's every time he said nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger i'm not doing that 0.99

00:54:28.400 i have much fucking work i have a perfect idea though if you want the job you do that and then you 0.99

00:54:33.580 pair it with someone trying to start a chainsaw it'll be fucking hilarious 0.99

00:54:37.440 also just and then just zoom in on my face every time and just watch me have orgasms over and over 0.95

00:54:45.720 again cole did make that joke on the philosopher episode so but if we were to have that uh super

00:54:52.740 cut we'd not be able to upload it to our youtube channel because we just get immediately new

00:54:56.620 was the philosopher good on here it was a fun episode i thought we did have a good kangaroo 0.91

00:55:02.880 rice niggers don't quite rise to the level of normal niggers 1.00

00:55:06.900 same difference 0.99

00:55:13.100 we have more serious discussion in that episode 0.99

00:55:17.520 fucking clint i love how you're the wigger here but like the hard er kind of makes you blush like oh 0.99

00:55:23.020 my god guys that's why it hurts me just just a quick quick comment on dickie's story by the way 1.00

00:55:30.320 i'm i'm almost positive that cole's wife says nigger way more than cole does 1.00

00:55:34.340 she does oh she does she does actually dude bitches have no shame 1.00

00:55:39.760 because their tits their tits bailed them out they can literally just be like it's like what are you 1.00

00:55:46.140 gonna do hit a woman what are you gonna do hit me huh what are you gonna throw me through the wall 1.00

00:55:50.820 how about these bitch what you gonna do hypnotize now you won't do it oh fuck he did it 1.00

00:56:02.720 and then yeah then there is that guy usually he's a fag but then he's just like i don't give a fuck 1.00

00:56:08.720 about tits and it just wrecks them i mean it's great it's usually a black guy yeah yeah yeah 1.00

00:56:14.700 it's a black fag 1.00

00:56:16.180 black dudes will fucking wreck a bitch 1.00

00:56:20.240 that's just facts i don't know what 1.00

00:56:24.320 any woman out there if you ever want any woman out there if you ever want to go viral just date 1.00

00:56:28.580 a black dude and just like keep a nanny cam going at all times one day he'll be the shit out of you 1.00

00:56:33.340 you'll go viral well imagine pairing like a gay black man is just pairing somebody that doesn't 1.00

00:56:39.960 like boobs with someone that also is has a propensity for domestic violence it's like it's 0.99

00:56:44.540 not going well usually just took away the only thing that is keeping them from doing domestic 1.00

00:56:50.660 violence the only thing more dangerous than a gay black man is a gay black cop forget it 1.00

00:56:54.680 if two gay black men are together wouldn't they refrain from doing that because they think the 1.00

00:57:02.480 other one is going to kick their ass it's basically yeah defensive mechanism it's like 0.99

00:57:08.260 game theory man probably also the ryan dawson was a big we thought was a big episode for us too 0.98

00:57:13.920 like we were and also just reed was really happy to have him on and also i think at reed's face it's

00:57:19.600 like it's like oh he's so happy it was also our biggest episode ever up until this point for sure

00:57:26.140 yeah this was a huge episode get my underwear one have you ever had a 9-11 cocktail

00:57:32.920 it's a manhattan with two thousand houses

00:57:35.480 yeah i had two questions for jeremy the first one that's somebody with the beard uh is do you have 1.00

00:57:42.780 any advice on getting cum out of the beard because i have fucking problems with that shit 1.00

00:57:46.460 the big thing that fixed it for me was i stopped sucking dicks 1.00

00:57:50.800 jerry coffin's great i love jeremy coffin so fucking much 0.99

00:57:59.460 that was that was uh the episode where we had like loser brigade type people start coming after 0.99

00:58:06.080 us for that one because of the suck my dick comment oh yeah i'm honestly stunned that they 1.00

00:58:11.880 haven't clipped us more like get your fucking shit together i think they i think they learned 1.00

00:58:16.400 i think they literally learned yeah they keep doing it they're like the greatest thing for our 1.00

00:58:20.620 like show growth is when they freak the fuck out it's the same thing with dave every time they

00:58:24.540 freak out dave does better same thing with us like please please come at us like i like some

00:58:30.220 weird like it's like a we're like a weird we're like a weird comic book villain that basically

00:58:35.060 the like whenever you attack us we get stronger basically and also if you don't attack us we

00:58:40.340 still get stronger so it's actually it's we're we're a win-win but like we get much stronger

00:58:44.740 slower and we don't have the re we love the re i mean we're not doing it intentionally for the re 0.60

00:58:49.140 we're just having fun but if you want to read please do i fucking love it we'll make fun of you 0.84

00:58:54.020 yeah and and just for the record we are actually not doing it for the re we're doing it to make

00:58:59.100 each other laugh and then y'all spaz and it makes us bigger so you should probably keep doing it

00:59:04.220 thanks yeah it hurts us so bad also they would have nothing to clip because they'd have to just

00:59:10.560 produce the entire episode every episode maybe it's a funny thing search they just retweet our

00:59:16.940 like uh the show tweeting out the the link to the podcast it's just like hey watch this they're a 0.92

00:59:22.260 bunch of they're a bunch of homophobic racist whatever the stuff they clip isn't even that bad 0.78

00:59:28.800 like they miss the best stuff oh yeah because they they can't make past they can't get to the good 0.98

00:59:33.680 come back i don't know where you went no go ahead i don't know and this next episode by the way this

00:59:38.200 was uh jeremy todd um when he came on and this was like where we were kind of thinking real quick uh

00:59:43.760 we got a super chat okay i mean who's re is worse fakeitarians or tappy i don't know that's a hard

00:59:50.220 one really neither of them has gone really too hard i don't know so but yeah okay i don't know

00:59:57.240 by the way i'm gonna be i'm gonna be on a donald show uh one six show tomorrow so it's gonna be

01:00:02.080 really fun so it's entirely a tappy themed episode all it's gonna be doing is making fun of tappy and 0.99

01:00:06.980 that's it just calling her a cunt and talking about her dildos and shit and her husband that literally 1.00

01:00:14.080 none of us know so it's not actually legit critiques but you know she'll freak out anyways 0.99

01:00:19.380 yeah well i mean i know when come on here but yeah um and uh there's a chance that i will be

01:00:25.820 you know him from sitting in the corner defender toad i'm not i'm not gonna say i'm not saying

01:00:33.580 anything about her at all and um i i there's a chance that i will be on justin's show tomorrow

01:00:39.540 as well so because it is a walk-in type of show so i'm gonna try to get the link to that hopefully

01:00:44.180 i'll be able to drop in for some of it because i think it'll be fun um and but i was gonna say

01:00:50.040 this next episode here was when we had jeremy todd come on and it was kind of this thing where

01:00:54.880 we started um thinking that like maybe we were able to bring out like the most based qualities

01:01:01.900 of people when we had them on the show like we thought that that was kind of the case when we

01:01:04.840 had read on the first time then we kind of thought that happened again with jeremy todd i mean we kind

01:01:08.700 of didn't really know who these people were and it's like oh these guys are actually like funny and

01:01:12.480 they can like roll with us yeah the jeremy todd episode was actually surprisingly pretty good because

01:01:16.340 we all we all had the same thing with like we did with with uh reed where we thought like he's some 0.79

01:01:20.920 unity faggot and then we actually found out he's pretty goddamn funny and the same thing goes for 1.00

01:01:25.020 jeremy todd i still think he's kind of gay for being like you know some of his shit with like 1.00

01:01:29.580 you know not understanding theory at all i'm a people person but fucking you know like 0.99

01:01:34.820 i don't see any problem with that he's the people understand her people understand her man get it 0.97

01:01:42.500 right but jeremy todd was also also wait what one's another big episode and see who are uh who's on

01:01:48.320 the show with us just continue on uh that's right yeah jeremy uh this was also the first uh and i 0.62

01:01:55.840 think only episode where there was a bare ass that appeared on on tower power hour and it was jeremy's 0.71

01:02:03.440 okay i don't remember that but that sounds pretty funny yeah i don't remember it all whatever 0.94

01:02:06.480 you want to find borderline anti-semitism that's the place to go

01:02:09.840 so when you said cole ran in different circles uh in alabama cole was actually in the kkk

01:02:16.660 if you didn't know okay you gotta beat off before you take a shower right but you also have to 0.99

01:02:23.880 shit before you take a shower but you don't want to shit and then not take a shower and beat off 0.99

01:02:29.140 right because i mean dude toilet paper is not a conundrum all right what's up 0.99

01:02:33.820 jesus toad there's nothing notable there i was just i was just gonna shout out sam for that

01:02:43.580 i don't want to what's up oh sorry i'm gonna delay i don't want to hear about your hygiene 0.79

01:02:49.760 again i've had to fucking watch that clip 80 times 0.95

01:02:52.400 for the record i don't want to hear it anymore either it only came up because cole keeps talking 0.99

01:02:59.620 about how he gets a boner when he shits yeah i say i shit a boner and then that's it we move on 1.00

01:03:04.440 like there's no more after that wait you shit a boner at this point dickie must hate our fucking 1.00

01:03:09.940 show because he probably doesn't watch this shit so many goddamn signs with lips and shit 1.00

01:03:13.500 if you've never had the clip okay real quick we've talked about this before but yeah sometimes when 1.00

01:03:18.640 i take a shit i get a boner like because it's just the the action of like just shitting 1.00

01:03:26.740 just gives me a boner sometimes yeah you're gay dude that's cool exactly 1.00

01:03:30.440 i'm not gay but when you get a boner and you're sitting down how does your dick not hit the fucking 1.00

01:03:38.700 toilet what do you mean my dick doesn't go parallel to the fucking ground like my dick goes up your 1.00

01:03:46.700 boners work you get a boner and it hits it it's a toilet 1.00

01:03:49.540 your dick is soft before you start shitting it's got it's got a rise it doesn't just like go oh i'm 1.00

01:03:57.000 down here and i'm dead and then i'm okay how big is your dick yeah this explains a lot man 1.00

01:04:03.040 this is 1.00

01:04:03.340 don't you like don't you hate it whenever like you take this you sit down to take a shit 1.00

01:04:11.360 and your dick touches the water what's the fucking worst man it's not because clint's 1.00

01:04:17.560 dick is big it's because he uses one of those training bodies i'm legit convinced 1.00

01:04:22.420 fucking he has a huge goddamn dick like the way that fucking ashton goes on about it so 1.00

01:04:27.920 control your pole yeah i swear my dick is just proportionate and i'm an above average guy and 1.00

01:04:35.480 that's it that's it are you like you're telling me though if you got a boner while you're sitting on 1.00

01:04:39.580 like taking a shit that it would hit the side of the toilet yeah yeah god okay jesus clint has a 0.99

01:04:47.140 huge goddamn car i mean at least like 10 inches i feel like that's 10 inches no no mine would 0.99

01:04:55.680 definitely mine would definitely hit like the the front of the seat like the part of the seat 0.99

01:04:59.680 that's in front of you yeah like for sure yeah yeah i guess i just maybe i just sit really back 0.99

01:05:04.520 far on the toilet oh that's what it is yeah yeah yeah he uses it like it's a fucking like it's a 0.91

01:05:13.180 backrest i do do that i do use this as a backrest okay well that's this this explains all of it i 0.94

01:05:21.600 sit okay i'm i'm in and out dude like 30 seconds i'm no honestly it's actually a subconscious thing

01:05:27.660 because no it's it's a subconscious thing because i guess i've had a boner so many times while

01:05:33.100 shitting i'm afraid that it will hit the toilet so i sit farther back just in case 0.97

01:05:38.320 call us the upper deck just because he gets a boner 1.00

01:05:44.220 all right we're like a third away we gotta like we gotta stop stopping so much well shout out to

01:05:53.560 tet and uh sam for that yes everybody welcome to another tower power

01:05:58.940 that's not true he's there for his kids

01:06:16.400 dude that was probably like the biggest like bump in our show because of the re and it wasn't even

01:06:25.320 like that bad it was like half decent semi-racist jokes that everyone got upset about and it was

01:06:31.160 fucking hilarious that we got such a huge bump out of that and i still it was a great one i still

01:06:37.440 love nick for that reaction because that was so over the top i can't i can't believe they clipped that 0.98

01:06:41.820 honestly like it was it was so weak compared to some of the shit we've said it's just weird

01:06:47.720 but yeah like it was like probably the least racist thing in that episode all right i guess 0.98

01:06:53.380 ashton's just a shallow vagina i guess so no she's now she's just being mean 1.00

01:06:58.000 hey it's not about the size of the wave it's all about the motion in the ocean baby all right 0.99

01:07:03.820 it's hard to get to england in a rowboat so it's all about it's all about the the motion in the 0.99

01:07:08.300 toilet bowl you know i'm saying that's right yeah gotta stir it with your dick also this is the first 1.00

01:07:13.940 time josh came on after and we gave we gave josh a lot of shit i want to tell you this we gave josh 1.00

01:07:20.220 a lot of shit because he came on yes well deservedly because he was in the chat from 0.96

01:07:26.160 the beginning it didn't come on till episode 20 where is he now i don't know doing his show 0.99

01:07:30.520 you know half of our viewers hey ashton stop stop sending us money thanks no no continue going 0.97

01:07:37.360 keep sending us money just no more of this like two dollar shit like the minimum like we will make 0.98

01:07:43.280 we will make it to legion of skanks off your two dollar donations continue how about this you 0.98

01:07:48.100 we'll only put it if it's over two dollars because you're just doing the minimum and it's

01:07:51.920 pitiful well we know how much money clint has just keep sending it to us actually don't yeah i got

01:07:58.680 docs this is his portfolio i i want to i want to mention that actually because i thought that was

01:08:04.220 fucking hilarious she she pulled a search that was like i don't even know i don't even know what 1.00

01:08:09.200 the info was because it had no bearing on my actual income but it was like clint runs blah blah 0.96

01:08:15.320 llc and he has four employees and the annual revenue is estimated at 60 000 it's like it's like

01:08:23.380 do you think i had a business with four employees and revenue of 60 grand like you're all making 15k 0.99

01:08:29.800 and i make nothing like what the fuck and she posted that like oh got him just so it's so stupid 1.00

01:08:37.080 it's a fuck in here top yeah yeah top you can come in anytime that's right you know our asses 1.00

01:08:43.020 keep keep it going keep it going let's go 1.00

01:08:45.760 uh this entire power hour today we got fucking popo we got fucking josh miss 1.00

01:08:57.520 josh eating during every podcast now did jeremy kaufman uh did he get sent the bag of dicks 0.99

01:09:07.460 this episode it was it was rough that was a rough episode 0.98

01:09:12.480 uh this episode and you're pausing it horny well cole was commenting on it so yeah uh i was

01:09:21.500 i wasn't trying to stop it i was just saying it was a very rough episode that doesn't take away

01:09:25.380 from how good anthony samaroff is it was just a very rough episode and not because of sam either

01:09:29.860 so yeah and i'm just now noticing that sam put his name as nick ashley i never noticed that

01:09:34.300 before no regard for production value in that episode at all yeah he was uh he was on the road

01:09:41.720 somewhere i think he was in like austin or something at the time yeah i mean it was what

01:09:46.520 it was like a dicks by a hater a lover it was or did he order them himself it was uh i think it was 1.00

01:09:53.640 from john waltenberger that dave fuck you man 1.00

01:09:57.800 pause it right there pause it right there date cole will never let that go cole will never let go i 1.00

01:10:05.280 don't know why he gets so off on that one fucking line but i love it so much i don't i don't blame 0.90

01:10:09.860 him honestly that is that is yeah i mean you even had dave tell you well actually didn't dave say 0.97

01:10:14.960 something to you jose about like i thought he just got upset that episode that you were he said

01:10:19.320 something because you uh had a podcast before and you said something that you disagreed with them

01:10:23.780 and he was like dave i got beef with you jose or some shit like that i don't remember i don't 0.76

01:10:27.820 remember what i said i was i was actually kind of sick that episode i was completely caught off

01:10:32.360 guard i was not ready for dave to come at me at all and i was very much like okay i think i actually

01:10:36.920 had covid i actually think i did it i was like completely like caught off guard but yeah i mean

01:10:42.200 whatever i mean it is what it is uh also again he's great uh our biggest episode ever was this one

01:10:47.820 well not ever until the next big one she's doing five dollars now now you have to do more than five 1.00

01:10:54.400 dollars for us to show you it so keep going it's funny because i make more money that is true because

01:10:59.680 i am unemployed so yes real quick real quick um i hope you guys like the detail since dave is the

01:11:07.280 libertarian tupac the background song is tupac's california beat hell yeah thank you respect

01:11:12.940 all right yeah fat dude there are people watching this show like who we know exactly who they are

01:11:23.060 with a pen and pad time stamping what are they gonna say what can i get dave for and like all this 0.99

01:11:31.360 shit and it's just my message to them would be twofold number one you don't have to be you 1.00

01:11:38.300 number two stop being such a faggot i don't know dude i love everything about you right now i don't 1.00

01:11:50.840 know what it is i love your messy energy that you can't i love that you were just crowding behind 0.99

01:11:57.460 nick like you were about to rape him i had no idea who you were i'm glad to find out you're his 0.99

01:12:02.800 hold on stop did he make the same joke about dicky coming in to rape me like his 1.00

01:12:07.240 yeah what a fucking hack 0.99

01:12:08.800 yeah um still great though that was it was such an amazing episode shout out to nick's dad that 1.00

01:12:18.280 yeah nick's dad is based no toady's a gay frog a dollar no there is no the gay frog on twitter 0.95

01:12:23.560 is a totally different guy that's actually yeah there is gay toad too on twitter he's he's pretty 0.98

01:12:28.540 solid frogs and toads are different toad is a gay toad okay you should know this you're literally an 0.98

01:12:33.760 animal go take your horse face i thought she was a bull terrier now yeah i got i gotta say i 0.98

01:12:45.040 appreciate that she leans into the jokes it's good oh it's great i literally i love it so much that

01:12:49.520 she like other people would get upset about it um but like she's just gone like yep i'm a horse like 0.95

01:12:55.600 i don't give a fuck like i'm not gonna lie me being a short guy if i wasn't married i'd totally smash 0.97

01:13:00.920 just because the fact like something about being a tall girl it's like super i don't know why it's 0.99

01:13:04.840 weird i don't know what all right sarah there you go there you go the gauntlet has been thrown you

01:13:10.720 hit me up when i'm on a hall pass

01:13:12.040 i'm saying i yeah i think we have differing opinions on that but all right the idea of

01:13:19.840 being parallel with the tits is like great to me i don't know you know we have different differing 1.00

01:13:25.860 opinions on that toad are you saying that you would not smash i know i would i just i don't 0.97

01:13:33.220 find tall women to be like you know like i don't know bucket list item or anything like that so can i 1.00

01:13:39.980 tell it can i say what i told you that one time about sarah i don't even know what you're talking

01:13:46.140 about yes you do you know i really i kind of really want to say it but it's only you want to

01:13:51.460 sarah dm me it was like oh if toad flights me up to uh oh yeah i remember this can i say it

01:14:00.540 whatever okay yes i don't think sarah gives a fuck she was like if toad flies me up to boston and 1.00

01:14:06.460 gives me 500 i'll suck his dick she was like but he has to like drive me around boston and like show 1.00

01:14:14.380 me the sights and everything and then give me 500 and take my flight and i might sleep with them 1.00

01:14:19.240 that would be the most expensive blow job ever so i feel like she could fucking literally like 1.00

01:14:26.040 squat you like treat like she could fuck you which would be 1.00

01:14:31.080 well then i said i said he would last two seconds and then i was like no he'd probably 1.00

01:14:36.500 jerk off 32 times that day and be like i'm gonna last really long this time 0.80

01:14:39.700 so then i still wouldn't last i'd just be shooting blanks at that yeah he's just he couldn't get off

01:14:46.980 so keep going keep going dog yeah go ahead we gotta finish this out until we get the shoe

01:14:52.420 to die

01:14:53.780 let's hear them out 0.97

01:14:57.620 oh no they didn't go through like i mean we heard them

01:15:03.620 don't make them repeat

01:15:04.660 i mean they bombed we all heard it but you said them 1.00

01:15:10.420 what the fuck what the fuck is that dang it wait it's a white motherfucker 1.00

01:15:14.100 there was somebody who said i would leave if you dropped an n-bomb and i'm not gonna leave 1.00

01:15:20.500 oh yeah 0.99

01:15:21.540 oil pigs

01:15:22.660 it's loaded

01:15:24.500 of course it is 0.99

01:15:25.540 maybe you could say we had sex but we didn't we didn't fuck 0.99

01:15:28.340 we gotta we do have to pause on the shoe episode 1.00

01:15:33.700 real quick uh fucking you gotta get your dick sucked by sarah so we can get some more money it's 1.00

01:15:38.980 just it's just it's the way that's 1.00

01:15:40.100 five dollars he would definitely donate to get toad blown and that is awesome

01:15:45.620 um i don't know i don't think we should uh be using the super chat money for that either it's

01:15:49.780 very high time well we're not gonna and you have enough money to buy your own prostitutes but uh 0.92

01:15:55.060 we will take donations regardless thank you

01:15:57.300 well we'll have to see how we'll have to see how basketball went tonight by the way are we gonna 0.97

01:16:02.020 comment on that we got shoe on head i mean it was like the fucking like it's crazy 0.95

01:16:07.460 blows my mind it still blows my mind honestly and i gotta say she was so much better about 0.98

01:16:15.540 everything than i expected and she rolled with it um she's just a 0.96

01:16:20.100 fucking she's a good good person are we gonna talk about the things we had wrong with the show 0.99

01:16:26.020 oh my god oh okay the shit show i mean you can i mean this this the view we have right now 0.99

01:16:32.980 pretty much sums it up i gotta i gotta say josh uh putting his gain on 25 was kind of 0.99

01:16:39.700 fucked up

01:16:42.100 that was an ideal and then also just having eight people was a mistake but it is there's

01:16:48.420 a reason why we have uh multiple group chats for tower gang now uh

01:16:52.100 oh god randomly jump in jesus jose just we have the inner circle we have the inner inner circle and 0.97

01:17:01.620 then we just have jose and i talking to him they're talking behind cole and fucking toes back 0.96

01:17:09.220 that's right god my favorite here is you're welcome 0.97

01:17:12.740 o'donnell out when magnus racks his rifle is that loaded oh yeah he comes yeah by the way

01:17:18.580 o'donnell yeah literally we got shoe on o'donnell's like show for no like after yeah that was the

01:17:25.300 first podcast i think she's ever done which is pretty crazy it's just kind of shoot your shot i 0.96

01:17:30.100 guess and sometimes it fucking works donald stepped on my toes because i was trying to get 0.97

01:17:33.780 her for my favorite episode it's absurd yeah well and we got shoe on by tower and her so yep that was 0.94

01:17:40.820 another one yep well and we also we also we also went on twitter and uh posted uh letters one by one

01:17:47.060 so but right that's right and it actually was also because of uh top doing that artwork which happened

01:17:53.940 because of all the haters from i think from the josh smith episode or something like that it was

01:17:58.660 there were people hating on us and then top uh did the artwork and that brought the shoe stuff up

01:18:03.700 again and then she wound up coming on when that happens there there is there is such a a magical

01:18:09.620 aspect to everything that happens in the internet realm and our show is kind of just a an outgrowth

01:18:15.620 of that i absolutely love how our group chat and the little fucking ideas and meanderings that we have 0.89

01:18:22.900 just sporadically throughout the day evolve into having really big profile guests out of like out

01:18:29.460 of nowhere like we're not even really trying it just kind of happens it's amazing yeah we are it's 0.92

01:18:34.580 like we can fucking i can run jenny or whatever he says yeah we're retards it is funny how much 0.93

01:18:39.540 grifting accusations we get for getting her where it's like okay yeah we got shoe and head okay uh 0.98

01:18:46.100 sorry i don't know what to fucking tell you sorry we got a huge fucking internet star and we had a 0.99

01:18:51.540 great fucking episode with her fucking eat a dick like yep and we have a chance to reach yeah audiences that 1.00

01:18:58.180 we don't don't really overlap that much like we're going to hey ashton i see your super chat but like 0.99

01:19:04.100 i said now uh since your super chat so much five dollars isn't cutting it you gotta do more

01:19:11.540 ashton stop put a finger put a finger in the butthole come on yeah amp it up five get on here now

01:19:17.620 yeah i mean if she wants to make out with shoe at pork fest she can do it though that's pretty hot 1.00

01:19:22.260 really i'm not gonna lie yeah it would be retarded longer than she can stay sane speaking of incoming 0.98

01:19:29.860 you see those afghanis go splat man dude i'm not gonna lie the angela episode i was pleasantly 0.97

01:19:49.780 surprised with how fucking based she was i was i had my reservations but she is fucking hilarious 1.00

01:19:55.540 by the way i will say for insects it's called a proboscis the the fucking the long thing they roll 0.99

01:20:01.060 out she mentioned that at some point i thought i thought that was their nose like also the proboscis 0.93

01:20:06.660 monkey also behind the scenes behind the scenes anytime we bring up a guest to come on jose's like 0.98

01:20:12.180 man i don't think they're gonna be that great it's literally every fucking guest 0.98

01:20:15.220 and then they always come out he's like they did better than i expected i'll give them that 0.97

01:20:20.260 he sets his he sets his bar very like low and he just managed to get above it he's good i personally

01:20:26.980 support jose's high bar demands because there have been some guests let's just be honest there's been

01:20:32.260 some guests that are too political by nature and they just can't joke with us so angela's a rare

01:20:38.180 exception obviously dave's a rare exception there's there are exceptions to the rule i will say the one

01:20:42.420 we're speaking of here is a jew but i will not specify which one you'll see him soon you'll see him

01:20:48.100 soon no him or her him then i'm also italian oh well that just makes me the ones who don't give a 0.97

01:21:00.340 shit like oh hey pause pause come on she black i want to point out that episode with uh what was it 0.98

01:21:06.580 fucking neo countermover and though i i that was so hilarious because we pissed off 0.99

01:21:12.260 fucking nick so goddamn much because i wasn't on that episode and i said multiple times to 0.98

01:21:18.420 fucking to toad and fucking cole that hey you guys should probably look into them you know like 0.98

01:21:22.980 understand them or mostly foe and you guys totally did not and no that's not the vibe i'm not dude i 0.98

01:21:30.660 mean i know what i know who he is obviously yeah okay at that point you kind of didn't though like

01:21:35.620 though was kind of new in the scene sort of and you guys did not at all know where he's coming 0.96

01:21:39.860 from and you were totally unprepared and nick was so goddamn pissed and it was still fucking funny 0.99

01:21:44.500 because like at that point in time we used to love to fuck with nick because he would get so goddamn 0.99

01:21:49.220 spurgy like about shit like this and he spurts like he spurts i swear he almost quit the show at 0.99

01:21:55.300 that point because he's so goddamn mad that you guys didn't really understand though where he's coming 0.97

01:21:58.580 from but i know i loved it it was hilarious but go on hey he didn't fit the vibe of the show so it's

01:22:04.580 his fault well dude i think a lot of it was i think just the quality of his mic like was kind of

01:22:09.940 throwing it off a little bit like dude i like though a lot i like neocon ruver i mean it was just

01:22:15.060 it was an episode that didn't really have chemistry um yeah i mean you do have the group chat after that

01:22:24.340 the group chat after that was like a nuclear bomb oh my god hispanic in the building dude yo what's going on 0.79

01:22:31.460 guys the wife beater i'm channeling my inner jose this episode is dope guys good man let's keep 0.99

01:22:40.900 going what's up yeah let's fish it up we missed tops episode the ones who don't give a shit like me 1.00

01:22:46.820 come out you black and tans yeah i'll fucking fight me like a man gotta call up the jews 1.00

01:22:53.540 michael heist already knew what a caucus gotta do to get the party started gotta call up the jews 1.00

01:22:59.380 a couple of nice young white men to talk to us today

01:23:02.980 by the way ryan how did you like dicky walrus was the one that did our intro how did you like

01:23:06.820 he's a huge fan of yours and so he puts oh i love that you got the 9 11 cocktail joke in there

01:23:12.500 he's also the guy that did the vr glasses with the dead john mccain yes

01:23:20.980 he's fat dave's gay lover as well yes he kissed me last night on stream 0.99

01:23:27.780 dancing middle easterners and i know that are we talking about dicky kissing 0.98

01:23:32.580 cole again or are we skipping nope moving on moving on moving on let's knows that they were

01:23:37.860 israeli jews excuse me so the name of the game so that was the uh the 9 11 special with ryan

01:23:47.380 dawson he was taking heat at the time for talking about the jews too much which he always does and 0.99

01:23:54.340 on this episode he brought in a bell to just ding himself whenever he was going to say

01:23:58.500 everyone knows the internet you lay off the jews if you want to stay platform you know yep 1.00

01:24:05.940 don't bite the hand that feeds oh and then and then here's here's the episode that uh jose rage quit 0.96

01:24:12.100 oh yeah i legit did i was so fucking goddamn mad and uh yeah i fucking i popped back in after 0.99

01:24:19.300 my episode of clint and i was so goddamn mad that we're gonna lecture about being offensive 0.99

01:24:23.060 i was like fuck this gay shit i'm out it's like that you've seen that uh the guy that jumps on 1.00

01:24:29.460 like barbed wire he's an insane clown posse fan he like before he jumps he's like fuck this 1.00

01:24:34.420 shit and then he jumps on have you seen this guy you know what i'm talking about no nope god you need 1.00

01:24:39.220 to look him up he's amazing i wish i i'll clint is into the wigger culture i absolutely know who 1.00

01:24:44.260 he's talking about yes it's amazing it's literally like this retarded kid and he's in he's a 0.97

01:24:49.860 he's a he's a he always goes this is for all my juggalos and juggalates and we're gonna see if i 0.96

01:24:55.780 can fucking eat a light bulb he just like he literally he's like he literally jumps on straight 0.94

01:25:01.540 up like razor wire on like a i mean on a table or and then he'll put a microwave on it and he'll just 0.99

01:25:08.020 jump bare like bare chested isn't his name like super based or some shit like that yes yeah it is 0.89

01:25:14.980 it is it's super like it's like super based or uh super bad it's something something like that 0.92

01:25:18.900 it's amazing he's just look it up this is this is this is how you know who watches your mom mom's

01:25:23.460 house and who doesn't yeah that's right all right top obviously been called out we're if the the ladies 1.00

01:25:29.460 make a whole patrol show you gotta make art for them now okay because i was gonna if you caught that

01:25:34.660 earlier but yeah i was i was gonna ask yeah i'm sorry dicky i've been busy i was gonna ask jose

01:25:41.940 though maybe we should do a control your hole shirt but i mean at that point i was like

01:25:48.180 just jose standing like knee deep in a hole with a shovel or something i'm here for it if you can

01:25:54.260 make it work i'm down for it yeah can we talk can we talk about reed's butthole though can we talk 0.94

01:25:59.460 about how superhuman thank you how obvious it is that reed is jerking off in this screenshot 0.57

01:26:05.540 yeah they do i was just about to say that he looks so weird shirtless i mean clint seen him

01:26:14.260 the most naked so clint does it does it go all the way down like that is it no he just his body 0.98

01:26:20.340 is extremely efficient he saves all of his mass for his cock it's all you know reed naked looks looks 0.99

01:26:29.300 funny from the front but from behind a goddess true god yeah shout out to shane for that uh 1.00

01:26:35.940 super chat we just uh we had it's superhuman real talk though reed is donked out like that 1.00

01:26:42.020 kid's got a fucking ass on him gigantic hey not better than my ass better than call better than my 1.00

01:26:48.100 ass no it's not better than mine yeah i don't give a fuck with cole has the best ass in the show 1.00

01:26:52.580 probably yeah i also like how my ring light in this uh image here we're all shirtless makes me look 0.99

01:26:58.820 so pale i just want to make sure that you've got that mold checked out because get the mold checked

01:27:05.380 out i've had the mold checked out in the my dermatologist always says that i know

01:27:11.300 the only cancer on that screen is spike

01:27:13.460 i love spike going how dare you oh yeah that was a great joke not made for a massive comedy

01:27:23.540 podcast though let's watch it let's watch it let's i want to see i want to see what he clipped here

01:27:27.540 all right let's do it we're calling it uh zion or zyklon

01:27:35.300 according to justin even though she's a mother oh that was the that was the only clip i guess

01:27:39.220 that's that's fine totally fine and it sums it up it sums it up continue going yeah we push spike

01:27:46.100 to the limit let's say justin even though she's a mother of four she does not have a poofy sleeve 1.00

01:27:51.140 dickie missed a good good opportunity to put a oh that's true there was a good oive there i know i

01:27:58.100 i was gonna do it but i put one earlier i didn't want to like put two in there yeah also by the way

01:28:02.980 this episode coming up is is so fucking weird because we had josh didion but we didn't have a fourth 0.89

01:28:07.540 because i guess jose clinton reek couldn't do it so we just grabbed sam and we're like sam you come

01:28:14.740 also i i didn't put josh's best clips in this one because i literally made five

01:28:19.300 fucking videos from that episode so there's that's true yeah you're right you're right 0.72

01:28:23.300 this is this became our next like best like comedic episode but this is so funny this is my 0.95

01:28:29.860 favorite episode probably and it was so funny that josh had to he just at one point left

01:28:34.820 and my uh poofy sleeve comment in the previous episode was about that was a good joke thank you

01:28:47.380 it was well we were talking about valerie sorrow work so i'll just get super high sam yeah i would

01:28:53.060 like you are right now on mushrooms not super just a little bit this i have not ever seen an ashy 0.99

01:29:02.100 pussy but i'll tell you if i did it would probably scare me gay most likely be found in archie flowers 0.99

01:29:08.340 basement greta nick saman or david honk the evil to anti-semi oh here we go i was gonna say it sounded 1.00

01:29:17.220 like she went down the libertarian anarchist to all right pipelines okay i'm waiting now

01:29:28.900 oh memories great memories i i i told ashen if you ever wanted to come on again that we would have to

01:29:36.980 get a second host or a second guest so that we could they could come on the second half of the

01:29:40.500 show so that's just in case no not just in case like they're coming on the second of the show as

01:29:45.700 we just know what's gonna happen we continue yep full bottle tequila that he that he would not stop

01:29:57.620 putting in the air and like drinking straight from the bottle and he was also he was also screaming uh

01:30:05.620 italian epithets and then and then and then he would throw the bottle in my face and be like 0.99

01:30:13.380 clint take a shot and i go no bro i'm good and then he goes all right faggot and then he would take 0.99

01:30:21.780 of course uh dicky uh yeah puts he puts in the clip of us talking about him by the way i think 0.97

01:30:27.220 there's the last episode we had nick on so that was when he bounced so just just so you all know

01:30:32.340 by the way he bounced before that yeah he bounced before that yeah yeah he did bounce before that

01:30:38.020 so by the way i love nick i'm super glad by the way i heard he's him and his uh wife are

01:30:42.340 are fucking expecting a child drops them i'm super happy for them i hope everything's great for them 0.87

01:30:47.460 that's how it's how it yeah that's how i found out that nick is actually a woman so 0.99

01:30:52.740 that's right all right nick actually looks like he looks like one of those post-op that could be

01:30:57.380 here we go ashton that's how we get back on her she says weaponize autism yes this whole show hey

01:31:08.340 no joke no jokes about autism yeah people's right we'll keep you on if you keep doing the ten dollars

01:31:14.500 so that's right well uh yeah i mean yeah we wish good luck to uh nick's half turkish baby

01:31:20.660 and and let's be honest you are exactly right he does look like the guy that's been on like the

01:31:25.540 cover of time like like uh motherhood is no longer a gendered issue or whatever you know like he does 0.86

01:31:32.340 like if he was standing there shirtless like with like a big old stomach wearing the crown yeah like

01:31:36.900 a big stomach and like the happy trail of of hair just

01:31:39.940 oh sorry nick and by the way i love it coming ashton keep him coming

01:31:48.100 don't listen keep giving us money i love i love i love nick i do not understand why he blocked

01:31:57.380 half of us though yeah i'm i think that should be more than half i don't know there should be some

01:32:04.340 sort of fucking come together on this i don't it's it just doesn't agree yeah yeah yeah i have no problem 0.83

01:32:09.380 with it nick i want to be clear i like like nick i hope he's doing well i fucking wish the best for 0.88

01:32:15.060 him i'm glad he and his wife are fucking expecting i think he'll be a great dad i i like nick so and 0.81

01:32:20.420 and i hope that he has a great time on paternity leave so 0.98

01:32:27.060 well you would have to have a job for that to be the case so 0.95

01:32:30.980 jesus maybe he's just making a joke you're being mean come on maybe he is the black one 0.95

01:32:35.620 confusing individual you got a mexican name you're white you talk like mike tyson you look like a 1.00

01:32:48.180 white nationalist and then you got nerdy shit behind you i can't figure this out 0.99

01:32:51.780 oh so yeah we had rodney the fire on for yeah we get it we get it toad 1.00

01:33:03.780 we know the audience is retarded but i mean all right control your hole keep them coming 0.99

01:33:08.740 that was a good line i i that was my that's my one of my proudest moments on twitter so just saying

01:33:14.020 that's right that's right look at clint every time every time she super chats clint gets more

01:33:19.300 nervous well he can he can he can feel his wallet getting lighter so he really only has a three 1.00

01:33:27.060 inch dick i'm fucking lying 1.00

01:33:32.420 i can feel i can feel a meltdown coming as you said yeah a hundred dollars super chat 1.00

01:33:38.020 it's berging on you fuck you clint fuck you no what she should do is uh she's just donated 1.00

01:33:43.940 rupees just to scare him so it's like 50 000. the uh the combination of her super chatting 1.00

01:33:51.060 his money and quincy being on the screen draining his bank account and credit score

01:34:00.980 did they did they post your credit score too clint no they didn't that would have been the least

01:34:05.220 embarrassing part 8 20 i would have been like all right hey yeah yeah what's up

01:34:13.700 let's give it a talk for clint sitting over there looking like a bottle of jervin's lotion 1.00

01:34:18.100 your wife sucks i do not have gay sex outside that's filthy sex outside is for 1.00

01:34:25.620 fucking shit from teenagers trying to keep their fucking sex away from their parents 1.00

01:34:29.540 i have sexes i have gay sex outside so i guess you deserve to die 1.00

01:34:35.460 niggers 1.00

01:34:45.220 oh my god oh god oh god it's on the internet

01:34:51.940 the internet is forever this is gonna be played at my funeral

01:35:04.020 your funeral is gonna be as soon as you see a black person on the screen 1.00

01:35:06.820 you'll be all sober and be like nigger 1.00

01:35:09.860 you're gonna have to stay in alabama the rest of your life 0.99

01:35:17.380 yeah if you can you play it again that was great that was awesome

01:35:20.420 because you paused it earlier at a bad spot so just play it again

01:35:24.180 i don't believe you throw a 15 super chat with the n-word okay

01:35:27.220 all right let's try that again i think i went back too far 0.99

01:35:34.260 oh he said the n-word so i guess he deserved to die 1.00

01:35:36.900 niggers 1.00

01:35:45.540 he goes to the beat he goes to the fucking beat too 1.00

01:35:49.700 that's literally better than you can dance in real life 0.99

01:35:51.940 it is 100% better than i can dance in real life

01:35:56.020 i just felt so good with that suit jacket on it looks so good from like the 0.95

01:36:00.260 fucking shoulders up basically 0.98

01:36:04.420 keep going you can't see that yep 1.00

01:36:05.780 unkillable man 1.00

01:36:09.780 there's one kid i told he was like a dumb 1.00

01:36:11.860 unkillable man 0.99

01:36:13.460 oh this is i know what this was i missed that

01:36:17.460 they're also like unkillable man 0.98

01:36:19.220 they're like roaches 1.00

01:36:23.460 like a dumb country kid that was like 1.00

01:36:25.700 clearly like raised in the church his whole life like probably was homeschooled 1.00

01:36:29.060 and i told him a certain component was a bukkake

01:36:31.620 it's dead serious

01:36:32.580 six million is

01:36:36.660 logistically impossible

01:36:40.740 can't we walk and say the n-word at the same time over here

01:36:42.820 have you ever been on a show where you aren't with five other guys and you're the least

01:36:51.300 disabled person on the show

01:36:57.060 can we pause it real quick because clint was the most excited this actually over the dave show over

01:37:03.300 the ma show he was the most excited for crypt daddy and it wasn't even close behind the scenes he was

01:37:08.820 so fucking excited he was he was so excited he left an hour early 0.74

01:37:14.900 i had i had i had uh you know i had the other booking but let let me just say i was right to be 0.96

01:37:20.260 excited because i knew that crypt daddy was going to be

01:37:23.220 fucking fire for us and i was right that episode has 0.88

01:37:27.140 way too few views that should that should should have like a hundred thousand views by 0.92

01:37:30.500 now it is so funny it pisses me off that more people haven't watched it

01:37:34.580 go watch that episode please yeah it's like it's doing all right it's uh it's around a thousand

01:37:39.220 i think right now but yeah i i wish i put more clips of that in there but i was running short on

01:37:44.260 time at that point so i was like it's all good for only putting two of those clips in there but

01:37:48.500 it was one of the funniest episodes oh so funny i cannot believe i said to him

01:37:54.020 have you ever been on the show when he's disabled

01:37:59.620 i mean it's just so it's so aggressive and it's like and the fact that he just rolls with it he's just

01:38:04.340 he's always so great he legit was like dying at some points from us which is like such a great

01:38:11.300 compliment like he i know it was like very flattering having him on and him being so god

01:38:16.180 and malarious and i think we're so hilarious which i mean i don't know yeah that uh that episode so

01:38:23.060 good yeah that was one of my favorite episodes and yeah for like comedians you know like josh denny

01:38:27.380 has said that like our show was one of his favorite things that he's done like yeah i love hearing

01:38:31.540 shit like that yeah it's badass let's let's wrap it let's do it dave smith this is organized jewelry

01:38:38.020 for sure that's why i couldn't deny it so come out to that cole he's coming right for you you're 0.97

01:38:47.140 so i went to call clint to talk about all the that was going down and um i realized i didn't have his

01:38:52.420 number and then i was like oh it was just posted on the internet

01:38:59.460 i felt so dirty about it but i was like no it's like we're friends like it's cool like i can do this

01:39:04.980 but i literally i felt like jerry seinfeld getting a number off the aids walk in that episode 0.99

01:39:09.700 that dave fuck you man hell yeah hey great job dicky and that is a true true story 1.00

01:39:18.980 i can't yeah that's that is how dave smith got my phone number it's from my doc i'm 1.00

01:39:24.580 fucking believable that's the funniest fucking story too just to be like oh wait he just uh 0.88

01:39:30.180 i can go right here and find it i got i got a call from a new york area code number and i was like 0.99

01:39:34.740 ah fuck it i'll answer it and it's like he's like plant so you're telling me it's 0.98

01:39:39.620 you're telling me if i get docs and my number comes out dave will also call me is that how it works is 0.99

01:39:44.180 that coalition equals causation that's how it works once again i'm sorry that already happened

01:39:50.900 it's okay it's okay well you already got docs and dave didn't call you so i'm sorry that's true

01:39:55.300 he didn't know who i was at that time i feel like next level autistic control that situation aside from

01:40:03.540 that that is the one thing i regret about the entire situation is the clint getting docs it's

01:40:08.740 the only thing i regret about any of that it's the most it is the by far the most unexpected outcome

01:40:14.900 of your your actions was that i was the bad guy but i wanted i just want to take a moment to say we've

01:40:21.620 already said thank you but i really mean it i want to say sincerely thank you to dicky for god god knows

01:40:27.620 how many hours you watched and edited and put all this shit together and we really really appreciate 0.81

01:40:32.180 it man you're you're an awesome guy thank you absolutely nope thank you for being our slave 0.99

01:40:36.740 this is where you talk how much yeah i'm trying to but fucking toe won't shut the fuck up 0.99

01:40:43.860 so it's hard to sell but uh now if my employer saw how much time i waste doing this shit i'd be fired 0.99

01:40:54.420 i would i have to believe that dicky does not work at all he just sits 0.98

01:40:58.420 at his desk fucking editing shit for us and it's great because you put together really good stuff 0.99

01:41:02.420 and i don't know like the first thing you put together was on your phone like you didn't even 0.99

01:41:06.100 have uh editing it's all equipment or oh it still is jesus christ this this whole thing was on my phone

01:41:12.900 on like uh video elite for free so i uh i have shitty equipment as you can see i have like shitty wi-fi too 0.97

01:41:20.500 so i thought you meant your dick yeah i'd be a shitty dick no it's only it's only tyler yankee 0.99

01:41:25.460 that has a shitty dick i mean he doesn't have an asian wife so he doesn't really have to have that 1.00

01:41:29.220 grave a dick to make it work so no you're right i only have a shitty dick after i fuck cole 1.00

01:41:36.340 well based on what she's used to his is much larger at least so that's true that's a hypothesis i 1.00

01:41:41.940 floated actually i was like i wonder if after years of like interbreeding with each other they have

01:41:46.980 just you know tiny holes and you know probably so science one you you'd be the one to know 0.99

01:41:53.940 actually so you're a modern no one tell my wife but the tightest pussy i ever had was a 1.00

01:41:58.020 fucking asian woman so hey uh for real though like it was a great year like we literally this is the 1.00

01:42:06.660 first i mean the first year of the podcast so it had to be a great year um like all expect all 0.99

01:42:13.300 expectations like blown away basically let's add add to my thanks to dickie by pivoting to top for 0.84

01:42:20.580 doing unbelievable artwork for so many of us and spending god knows how many hours fucking drawing 0.94

01:42:26.660 our stupid faces so uh really appreciate you too man and by now we just copy pasted it so he just kind 0.98

01:42:32.180 of goes like he's just like in the group chat i just dropped a picture that i drew of a legend a 0.99

01:42:38.100 while back so you guys check that out and you know yeah it was spicy yeah where 0.92

01:42:43.220 the fuck is my conking graphic at all right oh yeah i'll send that later yeah i forgot oh you're 0.98

01:42:49.860 good you're good i'm talking with you uh onward and upward gents let's uh let's let's plug our 1.00

01:42:57.060 shit dickie you got anything to plug yeah i have a youtube channel now i'm gonna be uploading my videos 0.95

01:43:04.260 to that i might um be able to upload some of my videos to the tower power hour uh channel as well 0.95

01:43:10.260 as long as you don't have music copyrights but i can i can upload anything to mine because i'm not

01:43:14.020 monetized and i have like no subscribers so go follow me uh i think my youtube is dickie walnuts

01:43:20.020 and uh twitter find underscore underscore barons i post my videos there as well i make memes every

01:43:26.740 now and then too so if you want some mediocre shitty funny content go check it out oh yeah for sure

01:43:32.820 i'll put the links in the description i am clint from liberty lockdown aka clint russell a.k.a clint 0.93

01:43:39.540 russell beep uh since everyone now knows my actual last name is fucking impronounceable 0.94

01:43:45.140 uh 0.87

01:43:46.340 that'd be awesome if my name was clinton russell jew and i was just so embarrassed about it

01:43:53.860 um and you can follow me on twitter at liberty lockpod liberty lockdown everywhere else and if

01:44:00.580 you want to send me a ethereum go to libertylockdown.eth and i'm jose gallison of the no way jose show you

01:44:08.260 can find me on youtube uh all the major audio pocketers audio or uh uh fuck odyssey as well 0.95

01:44:14.820 and yeah uh if you guys want to fucking hook us up with our next guest because we're such pieces of 0.97

01:44:18.660 shit we pretty much we're literally been this whole time rolling week to week we don't even have the next 0.98

01:44:23.300 guest for next week so if you guys want to throw on a lot of go on tower gangs to different people 0.92

01:44:28.260 go for it you know because we need a guest for next week and if you can if it comes from one of

01:44:33.140 not us it's actually truly beneficial because it looks like we have actual fans which we somehow do

01:44:38.820 and that's fucking amazing so i don't know if we have a few i mean we've got the the whole patrol 0.70

01:44:44.100 so they can send yeah the whole patrol 0.96

01:44:45.860 shout out to the dickus caucus and the discord that's my fans to all three of them

01:44:55.620 we'll be starting a tower tower gang caucus here soon too probably so yeah we're gonna have to

01:45:01.220 also on oh let me say real quick i i do have my first ama on my uh local so go to libertylockdown.locals.com

01:45:10.340 and become a supporting member and i'm gonna have everybody that wants to ask me a question

01:45:14.820 investment advice if you want to hear my my favorite racial slurs whatever you want to ask me you can 0.98

01:45:19.460 ask what your last name is yeah you can do that too just not go hard er which is fucking weak but you 0.96

01:45:26.180 know we still love them so i'm sorry even though we have one here that gives us the n-word so 0.83

01:45:32.100 the past you could you can catch me at top lobster underscore on twitter and top lobster everywhere

01:45:38.020 else go to top lobster.com for uh tower power hour stuff liberty lockdown stuff no way jose stuff

01:45:44.820 and uh fuck reed coverage we're not gonna back out right now hey where can we support you at top 0.78

01:45:51.380 lobster where would be a good place to do that do you have a patreon yeah but i've been neglecting it so 0.99

01:45:56.820 just buy a t-shirt can you make some dicky walnuts merch no damn cool king cole and toad lay it on us

01:46:11.060 um well so i was just going to mention really quickly because it just came up because i did get

01:46:15.540 a message about it which is really ridiculous because i just tweeted out this is no like i

01:46:19.620 seriously did this i donated to uh the mises institute to get one of those bricks where i don't know where

01:46:26.500 they put the bricks some path or something and i did it in honor of peepee poo poo and now and now

01:46:32.980 apparently uh lou rockwell and jeff dice are debating whether or not to actually make it happen

01:46:41.780 so lou and jeff make it happen man let's do it

01:46:46.820 that's awesome and i'm kind of disappointed you didn't go with tower power or tower gang on the 0.99

01:46:51.620 bridge yeah it's okay okay it's it's fine it's fine peepee poo poo is also our shit apparently 0.94

01:46:57.940 well wait you can find me at uh tower king cole on uh twitter and then actually fat comic dave on 0.96

01:47:02.820 getter so i opened i did actually like we all we're all on getter now and i didn't brought that

01:47:08.020 dave back that's right but uh there you know i didn't that's true robin yeah actually uh is using 0.94

01:47:13.940 her tits do you try to get alex jones to come on shitty d is my only fan today go there and talk to 1.00

01:47:20.660 me god i love tyler by the way so like uh just looking forward to the next year just real quick 0.99

01:47:27.860 we do want to get like bigger and like we want to switch over to comedians not all comedians but

01:47:33.140 like get more like really funny guests on and like i know jose in our group chat was like we want

01:47:37.940 to get people like lewis j gomez and and tim dylan i was like okay those are two very different people

01:47:42.660 oh i thought it was like two very different levels there but i mean if we can get i think

01:47:48.740 lewis j gomez is a reachable goal for the new for the next year and we're going to definitely try 0.74

01:47:54.580 our hardest to get him on so i sent that fucking cheap i said that cheap puerto rican 20 on venmo 1.00

01:48:00.340 no answer oh we also didn't discuss it but he also got doxed on christmas uh so which was really 0.91

01:48:06.340 funny uh the most recent legion of skanks episode mary dox very doxness most recent episode of liberty

01:48:13.460 lockdown was also mary doxness this is fucking mind-blowing that this is and like cole sends 0.97

01:48:19.700 it to me and he goes dude did they talk like did they make the entire show about you getting 0.90

01:48:23.540 doxed and then it turns out no louis got doxed too unbelievable and they didn't even mention you

01:48:27.940 one time i know i know cole so that's true yeah it is yeah toad finish us out well i'm probably

01:48:35.540 going to be the next one doc so thanks everybody thanks dickie for the year in review it was awesome

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Tower Gang - January 07, 2022

Ep 51 - Year In Review - Hole Patrol w⧸ Dickie Walnuts

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