Tower Gang - Ep 78 - Cumjunctivitis

00:00:00.680 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:02.220 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12. 1.00

00:00:04.880 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret. 1.00

00:00:07.960 Yeah. 1.00

00:00:09.020 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:11.900 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes. 0.97

00:00:14.080 Come in now.

00:00:16.320 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it. 0.96

00:00:20.980 White women must be stopped. 1.00

00:00:22.980 That's right. 0.99

00:00:24.020 Yeah. 0.99

00:00:26.120 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane. 1.00

00:00:30.440 What? 1.00

00:00:30.660 Your ass-to-penis ratio. 1.00

00:00:33.260 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck. 1.00

00:00:35.700 You said n***er. 1.00

00:00:36.640 Oh, Jesus. 0.98

00:00:37.940 Whee! 1.00

00:00:39.560 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:00:41.360 Whee! 1.00

00:00:42.240 Whee! 1.00

00:00:42.640 Whee! 1.00

00:00:42.940 Whee! 1.00

00:00:45.360 Welcome, everybody, to a special live edition of Tower Gang Power Hour.

00:00:50.360 I am joined, as always, Tower Gang White Power Hour. 0.85

00:00:53.800 I am joined, as always, by my friends and colleagues, Mr. Anarcho underscore Toad.

00:00:59.100 We are the skinheads here, so.

00:01:02.480 You can't tell.

00:01:03.620 I probably have a luscious head of hair underneath this.

00:01:06.840 Okay, Tim Pool.

00:01:08.340 Yeah.

00:01:08.720 No, I'm called Wish Brand Tim Pool.

00:01:11.860 That's what people call me.

00:01:12.740 It's pretty cool. 0.97

00:01:13.560 And then we also have the host of No Way Jose, the most sexy fucking power lifter that's ever existed, Mr. Jose Galasson. 0.97

00:01:20.740 Welcome in. 0.98

00:01:21.480 What's up?

00:01:21.960 Yeah, I do kind of look like a handsome Aryan fellow right now, you know? 1.00

00:01:24.720 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:01:25.060 With a little... 1.00

00:01:26.260 I gotta do this, because Cole would be pissed off at me if I didn't.

00:01:30.380 Cole is currently on maternity leave, by the way. 1.00

00:01:33.240 We fired his ass. 0.98

00:01:34.120 Now, he's moving, though, for anyone who's concerned why he's been gone. 0.99

00:01:36.940 It's been weird.

00:01:37.920 I don't know if he's ever missed an episode, aside from last week, these past two episodes.

00:01:41.220 I wonder when he's gonna realize that, like, the kid's definitely one of ours, but anyways, we should get Top in here.

00:01:49.240 Top Lobster will be in in a little bit, and Reed Coverdale hasn't even responded to our text, so obviously he's quit the show, and that's to be expected. 0.97

00:01:57.360 Yeah, he didn't even respond to my dick pic, man. 1.00

00:01:59.600 What the fuck? 1.00

00:02:01.840 I wouldn't either, to be honest. 1.00

00:02:03.800 So, yeah.

00:02:04.340 What are we doing tonight? 0.99

00:02:05.580 We got some shit to cover, right? 0.99

00:02:07.000 Yeah, we got some stuff. 0.98

00:02:07.860 I do want to hear from you guys how Porkfest was, because I did see the live one you had, or no, I guess it was live there, but the one you did with a live audience, and I thought that was pretty cool.

00:02:19.900 What was the audience compared to Top's one, which we'll get that eventually.

00:02:24.500 One day we'll drop that.

00:02:26.920 I think it was the same amount of people, honestly, like 40, 50, somewhere in that arena.

00:02:33.040 Obviously, people, like, trickled in and out.

00:02:34.720 You can't really tell who was there for the show, because there's the Mises Caucus tent next to us, so people are, like, coming in and out.

00:02:41.260 Yeah, well, we scheduled it during the Mises Bash, actually.

00:02:45.120 We hijacked the Mises Bash. 0.64

00:02:47.740 Oh, I didn't even realize that.

00:02:48.900 Yeah, and we did our show, like, right after they debuted Jeremy Kaufman's new campaign ad, too.

00:02:55.900 Yeah, it was smart.

00:02:57.240 It was very smart timing.

00:02:58.220 But, yeah, a lot of people, I mean, it was just great to have, I can't tell you how much better these shows are having an audience to laugh at the jokes, because, like, I never know what's really hitting.

00:03:09.620 I mean, obviously, when I make you guys laugh, or you guys make me laugh, I know that's funny, but, like, it's cool to have an audience to actually give you some feedback.

00:03:15.900 Yeah, I mean, I do like the fact that the live aspect of the show, so keep in mind, if you are in the chats, you know, if you say anything in the chat that we find to be worthy to bring up, or we'll mention it, specifically if it's Odyssey.

00:03:28.200 We try to prioritize Odyssey, but, you know, it is what it is.

00:03:32.280 We actually have, I think, more live viewers on Odyssey right now than on YouTube, so we're doing something right.

00:03:38.440 Time to delete YouTube.

00:03:40.000 Hey, we have gotten to the point, I did notice, you finally took our word, Toad, and you did what we've been telling you forever, and delete everything off, like, kind of, sort of like the gas model, where they only have, like, the gas digital model, where they only have, like, the last three episodes.

00:03:55.560 Yeah, of the past three episodes or so on there.

00:03:58.820 I don't know if it's four or what are on there, but essentially, if you want to watch any old episodes, you've got to go to Odyssey now.

00:04:05.360 That's the only place you can view it. 0.85

00:04:07.400 The YouTube channel only keeps, like, a few of the previous episodes, so trying to get, move as many of you fuckers over there as we possibly can. 0.95

00:04:16.200 Yeah. 0.80

00:04:16.480 Go subscribe to Odyssey, and go to TopLofts.com to pick up Liberty Lockdown merch.

00:04:20.740 Do not buy Tower Gang merch, whatever you do, but definitely Liberty Lockdown. 1.00

00:04:24.520 Fuck you. 1.00

00:04:27.080 Yeah, as part of the gas model, I gassed the Holocaust episodes. 1.00

00:04:32.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:04:32.920 So, yeah, the event was really, really fun, man.

00:04:37.300 Like, the first two days, I had to give the first hour-long speeches of my life in back-to-back days, so I didn't have any fun those days, because I was just super stressed out preparing and thinking about what I was going to say and what I was going to do.

00:04:50.140 So, as soon as that was over, it went really well.

00:04:52.840 First audience was probably, I don't know, 40 or 50 people, because I was in the 101 room, and then the next day, it was, I'd say, at least 100 people, but I don't really know.

00:05:03.520 It's hard to tell.

00:05:04.200 But it was a great experience, because Dave had a death in the family on his wife's side.

00:05:10.200 I don't, I hope, I'm hoping that it was a grandparent or something, so it wasn't, you know, a catastrophe, but that's weird to wish death upon Lauren's grandfather.

00:05:19.420 Jesus, yeah.

00:05:20.160 You know what I'm saying.

00:05:21.400 Like, it would be better than it being a, you know, kid or something tragic.

00:05:25.300 Old people are worth less than young people. 1.00

00:05:27.420 It's just a fact.

00:05:28.440 It's just a fact.

00:05:29.100 I'm sorry.

00:05:30.120 Which, you know, not to go off on a tangent, it always bothers me when people make the argument, oh, like, when abortion, well, they'll be like, we'll talk about, like, oh, they'll make it a little hypothetical and be like, oh, let's say you have a two-year-old dangling from a cliff and a fucking, and a fetus, which you saved. 0.83

00:05:44.220 And it's like, well, the two-year-old, like, but that doesn't mean, like, both are murder, like, if you kill them, but one is more valuable.

00:05:52.640 And, like, I don't know.

00:05:55.240 I mean, that's the way I see it.

00:05:56.540 That's a new trolley problem there.

00:06:00.060 Yeah, whereas the elderly person hanging on by their fingertips, I step on their hands. 1.00

00:06:07.540 Social security is not sustainable.

00:06:10.300 You got to go, Grandma.

00:06:11.800 I'm so sorry.

00:06:12.620 So, anyways, Dave wasn't there.

00:06:14.420 Which was sad.

00:06:15.920 But because of that, I was thrown into, like, a bunch of different speaking events because everyone was like, all right, who's the next guy with the most Twitter followers?

00:06:24.060 They're like, him.

00:06:25.020 Bring him on.

00:06:25.860 So, Robbie brought me in to do a live run your mouth, which was a ton of fun.

00:06:31.220 It was with, I think it's Andy and Chris from BK.

00:06:34.700 They're two really funny comics.

00:06:36.800 Burger King Chris, yeah. 0.96

00:06:38.340 Yeah, so they had me.

00:06:40.860 I was kind of the straight man, which is weird because I try and, obviously, be humorous on this show.

00:06:45.360 Because you're usually gay, so, yeah. 1.00

00:06:47.620 Compared to three stand-up comics, I definitely came across, like, the boring straight guy. 0.84

00:06:51.380 But it was fun.

00:06:52.640 It was a lot of fun.

00:06:53.260 And then the sit-down live podcast thing I did with Matt Kibbe for Kibbe for Liberty, I felt like it went really well.

00:07:02.340 And, yeah.

00:07:03.300 You did Soapbox Idol, too.

00:07:05.380 Oh, yeah.

00:07:06.680 And I was also a judge for that, too.

00:07:08.140 So, that was, I ended up being on the, what's it called?

00:07:11.800 The cathedral?

00:07:12.780 What's the main stage?

00:07:14.440 The pavilion.

00:07:15.800 Pavilion, yeah.

00:07:16.700 I was on the pavilion stage three times.

00:07:19.380 I did three, at least, live podcasts.

00:07:23.580 And then I gave two hour-long speeches as well.

00:07:26.100 So, it was, it was a, it ended up being, like, it felt like a real work trip, which was kind of weird.

00:07:30.980 But the, in between that, just hanging out with all the Liberty-minded people, just, it's just beautiful.

00:07:37.740 Great place.

00:07:38.300 Has that Kibbe interview dropped yet?

00:07:39.720 I don't, I don't feel like I've seen it.

00:07:41.020 I don't think I'm seeing it.

00:07:41.580 No.

00:07:42.120 It comes out seven days from now, he tells me.

00:07:45.060 And what's really cool, I don't know if I told you guys this.

00:07:47.660 I probably did because I was so excited.

00:07:49.520 But as soon as we were done with the interview, he was like, how would you feel about a day trip to Dallas?

00:07:53.300 And I was like, uh, I'm not sure what that means, but that sounds awesome.

00:07:57.400 Is he going to have a gunman on the grassy and all?

00:08:00.020 That was the joke I made.

00:08:01.160 I was like, are you going to JFK me, Matt?

00:08:03.600 But then he said, no, dude, I think, I think he'd be perfect for Glenn Beck.

00:08:07.720 And obviously, he works for The Blaze, which is Glenn Beck's network.

00:08:11.660 So, if he, he's going to send them a promo, like the best two-minute rip that I had on that episode.

00:08:17.300 And if Glenn's producer likes it, then there's a chance that they'll fly me out to Dallas for a live Glenn Beck podcast, which would be fucking incredible. 0.88

00:08:26.400 Hell yeah. 0.76

00:08:27.140 Tell him to go on Tower Power.

00:08:28.240 No, I'm just kidding.

00:08:28.740 That'd be awful. 1.00

00:08:30.280 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:08:31.300 Right, yeah. 1.00

00:08:32.100 Yeah, Porkfest, I did none of the things that Clint did.

00:08:34.620 I had no speaking engagements.

00:08:36.180 I attempted to...

00:08:37.440 You did a live podcast.

00:08:38.520 How dare you?

00:08:38.900 We did the live Tower Power Hour.

00:08:40.660 I attempted to, and Cole is actually here apparently, I attempted to usurp Clint's soapbox idol position when Jeremy Kaufman deputized me to take over when Clint took a piss and I dove across the stage to try to take the mic.

00:08:56.960 That was hilarious, actually.

00:08:58.140 He jumped, he jumped on the stage.

00:09:00.420 Like, this thing, this thing ran for like two and a half hours and I had been drinking at that point because I was like done with all my speaking gigs.

00:09:06.520 So I hop off the stage, there's port-a-potty's like not that far away.

00:09:10.680 I run over, I pee, and as I'm coming back, they're like, all right, and the next contestant's gonna come up.

00:09:15.200 Oh, we don't have a third judge, we gotta wait.

00:09:17.000 And they're like, Toad, get up here. 0.99

00:09:18.720 And I fucking see Toad's ass, jump on the stage, and he's trying to get to my chair, so I have to fucking leap the stage until he jumps over the fucking desk in front of me. 0.99

00:09:27.560 It was awesome. 0.99

00:09:29.100 They still didn't give it to me, I don't know why.

00:09:31.360 Because you didn't get to the chair first, I got to the chair.

00:09:33.440 I highly suggest if you watch this episode to go check out that live one, because Richard Grove was like, I wish you guys could have more time with him, or maybe a more structured thing, because it was phenomenal. 0.94

00:09:45.160 He was just churning through shit, just dropping stuff. 0.97

00:09:48.040 Like, holy fuck, and it was only like 30 minutes of him. 1.00

00:09:50.280 I know, I felt like I was the only one that was really engaged with that, because I'm sitting there waiting for Toad and Reed to ask him questions, and they're just like, yeah, so fart and shit and Holocaust jokes. 0.99

00:10:01.620 And I was like, do you hear the knowledge this man's dropping? 0.96

00:10:04.420 Like, how are you not intrigued right now?

00:10:06.580 It was funny.

00:10:07.500 Speaking of knowledge dropping, there was a previous, our finale for the Jonesing for June.

00:10:13.040 You do need to go check that out.

00:10:14.540 It's only on Odyssey, because it went so hard.

00:10:17.180 It was, I mean, whatever, we'll just say it was on the Holocaust, but we're not, so, I mean, whatever, we can't get new just for saying Holocaust, I don't think.

00:10:23.980 But on that episode, where we went, yeah, we felt like we dropped so much knowledge that we had to take it off of YouTube.

00:10:35.340 For the record, I have no idea if any of it is knowledge.

00:10:37.800 This is Ryan Dawson's opinion of everything.

00:10:39.960 I have no idea, because I've never looked into it myself, so I was kind of just taking him at his word.

00:10:43.180 I'll just make the Holocaust the title of this episode.

00:10:47.600 Oh, God.

00:10:48.360 Please don't.

00:10:48.920 No, so, also during Porkfest, Reed goaded me into climbing Mount Washington. 0.78

00:10:54.420 I was not very good at it, but I did make it to the top eventually, and then I believe it was that night, Reed got, like, really hammered, and I was sharing a room with him, and I don't know if it was that his legs were all fucked up or what, but middle of the night, like, 2 a.m., I hear Reed, like, moaning in his bed. 0.99

00:11:11.820 I'm like, what the fuck is going on? 0.94

00:11:13.200 And I, like, I can sense that he's, like, reaching under the covers. 1.00

00:11:17.360 I'm like, is he, like, jacking off? 0.99

00:11:18.920 Like, what the fuck is Reed doing? 1.00

00:11:20.700 And he doesn't remember any of this, so he was either blacked out or he was asleep, and I think he was either masturbating or he was rubbing his legs, and then he got out of bed and kind of, like, slumped over the front of the bed and was just, like, bent over like that for a while, and I'm like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:11:36.240 Does he want me to fuck him in the ass? 1.00

00:11:37.800 Like, what's going on here? 1.00

00:11:38.900 Then he went and he took a shower. 0.99

00:11:41.800 Oh, he definitely jerked off then. 0.99

00:11:44.020 Dude, that brings up a good question. 0.51

00:11:46.020 And have you guys, I don't know, I mean, I was actively doing military for 11 years, so I was, I've had periods of time where I was in the, like, lived in the same room with dudes because they just, like, that's how they house it.

00:11:56.180 And I don't know, like, I know in college, I also, I did, like, a semester of college, failed hard because I went way too fucking hard in the paint in college.

00:12:03.320 But the point I'm getting at is, you know, kind of like the idea of having a roommate in the same exact room.

00:12:10.940 I know you're a rich kid, Clint, so you probably never had this issue.

00:12:14.360 That's not true. 0.99

00:12:15.480 I was poor as fuck when I was young. 0.99

00:12:16.800 So I'm just curious if you guys have ever been, like, in a situation where, like, dude's clearly jerking off and it's like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:12:24.020 Because I know with my college roommate, he definitely, like, I, like, we had a bunk bed situation. 0.99

00:12:29.040 There was, like, once I was like, dude, what the fuck? 0.90

00:12:31.700 And, like, I don't, you never know what to do, I think. 0.98

00:12:35.140 And I've also had it with a roommate in the military that happened once.

00:12:39.080 They were totally beaten off.

00:12:40.220 And I'm just, like, you're just laying there, like, what do I do?

00:12:43.880 And you just, like, sit there.

00:12:44.640 Normally, I just run up and blow them.

00:12:46.480 But you can handle it however you want, honestly. 0.99

00:12:49.440 You can just, like, lay there awkwardly or you can fucking get involved. 0.98

00:12:53.540 Yeah. 0.97

00:12:54.420 College freshman year, there was this one guy who was this obese gentleman who had a room to himself.

00:13:00.880 And we could hear him doing it through, like, with his door closed.

00:13:04.420 We could still hear him doing it.

00:13:05.480 It sounded like this slapping sound, basically.

00:13:09.060 Goodness gracious.

00:13:10.280 Yeah.

00:13:10.580 We called the dude the Baron.

00:13:11.940 Shout out to the Baron.

00:13:13.780 We had this dude in the military.

00:13:15.680 I mean, I never caught him, like, being off.

00:13:17.240 But he would just watch porn at work. 0.99

00:13:19.180 And, like, there'd be times he'd be just on the shitter. 0.99

00:13:20.960 And you'd go in to, like, take a dump next to him. 0.90

00:13:22.740 And he would have the volume on.

00:13:24.380 And then he'd, like, he'd be like, yo.

00:13:27.140 And he'd be like, hey, Jose. 1.00

00:13:30.700 Yo, look at this shit. 1.00

00:13:31.780 And then, like, pass the phone or anything. 1.00

00:13:33.380 Like, this shit fucking lit, dog. 1.00

00:13:36.380 It's just weird. 1.00

00:13:37.820 That dude was definitely trying to fuck you. 1.00

00:13:39.740 Well, no. 1.00

00:13:40.360 That's just how he was. 1.00

00:13:41.400 Like, he was just, like, a big, like, he looked like a big fucking, like, O-lineman, a fucking 1.00

00:13:46.980 black dude. 1.00

00:13:47.740 Just, like, pretty goddamn yoked. 1.00

00:13:49.700 He was trying to fuck you. 1.00

00:13:50.580 He was trying to fuck you, Blaywood. 1.00

00:13:51.800 Pretty much. 1.00

00:13:52.540 Yeah, probably.

00:13:53.460 But no, it was weird.

00:13:54.300 He'd just be sitting there, like, before we have a roll call in the morning for, like, 1.00

00:13:57.420 you know, going to do our shit. 0.99

00:13:58.780 And he'd just be sitting there, like, at the computer, like, on his phone. 1.00

00:14:01.940 And you, like, you see him watching porn. 0.75

00:14:03.640 Just what? 1.00

00:14:04.300 No one gave a fuck. 0.98

00:14:05.680 It's funny. 0.98

00:14:06.600 I was in the military in a weird period of time. 0.98

00:14:09.560 Like, probably the first half of it was, like, weird shit like that. 0.96

00:14:12.080 And no one cared. 0.98

00:14:12.820 And just, ha-ha.

00:14:13.780 And the second half, it started, like, the SJW stuff started leaking in. 0.76

00:14:16.600 People started gay. 0.97

00:14:17.760 Like, they'd get, like, I know a dude who got kicked out of the military because he 1.00

00:14:21.420 drew a dick. 0.99

00:14:23.520 And it was, like, in the plain forms that you used to do, like, maintenance and stuff 0.99

00:14:27.700 to, like, annotate what you did.

00:14:29.360 It was pretty wild.

00:14:31.060 Yeah.

00:14:31.460 Like, I mean, technically, they kick him out.

00:14:32.900 They took away rank.

00:14:34.060 But then, like, when they took away rank, he was at a spot where he'd been in so long

00:14:37.460 that he, like, it's called, like, tenure, where, like, if you don't make rank, they

00:14:41.540 kick you out. 0.53

00:14:42.380 So, like, he was at the proper rank.

00:14:44.320 They kicked him out.

00:14:45.000 And then he was at tenure.

00:14:45.860 And they're like, well, I guess you're out now.

00:14:48.200 So, what it was was that he was dishonorably discharged because he dishonorably discharged, 1.00

00:14:54.540 by which I mean he fucked a dude and cummed his ass. 1.00

00:14:57.720 All right. 1.00

00:14:58.160 That was a brief talk.

00:14:59.640 You could have just gone with, that brings a whole new meaning to dishonorably discharge.

00:15:04.000 That would have been, like, you know, but no, you had to stretch it.

00:15:06.300 Anyways, sorry.

00:15:08.600 What are our topics tonight?

00:15:09.880 We got anything?

00:15:10.840 Oh, but, oh, I forgot.

00:15:11.660 I was going to say, I don't remember if my college dorm roommate was there.

00:15:15.860 If he was, I apologize.

00:15:17.600 I honestly don't remember.

00:15:19.100 But I was doing mushrooms.

00:15:20.740 And I was, like, coming down, but I was still hallucinating.

00:15:24.040 So, I was, like, in this, like, you know how, you know what lucid dreaming is?

00:15:28.280 Obviously, when you're, like, able to control it.

00:15:29.700 So, I, like, I woke up, like, mid lucid dream, but I didn't wake all the way up. 0.92

00:15:35.680 So, I was, like, able to fucking still jerk off while imagining, like, controlling my entire dream. 0.97

00:15:42.400 It was so fucking cool. 0.99

00:15:43.720 So, if my roommate was there, I totally jerked off in front of him. 0.99

00:15:46.720 I don't remember. 0.92

00:15:47.160 You were that guy.

00:15:50.180 I was that guy.

00:15:51.240 But I was also, like, high out of my mind, and I have no idea what was happening.

00:15:54.960 And we're all gay.

00:15:56.640 All right.

00:15:56.880 Next question.

00:15:57.900 What's the, where's the weirdest place you've come on another individual?

00:16:01.500 Because I got to tell you, I accidentally came in my wife's ear the other day, and I'm pretty sure she has an ear infection now.

00:16:07.800 You know, I was hitting it missionary style, and, like, and I had been going for a while. 0.99

00:16:13.440 It was one of those times where you're just, like, you know, like, every now and then, you're, like, you know, I'm going to make her come as many times as I can, and I'm just going to swim in that pussy and enjoy it. 1.00

00:16:20.540 You know, when you've been married for a while, you know, like, you know, I'll make her come. 1.00

00:16:23.500 I'll come.

00:16:23.780 We're done, you know, kind of, like, knock it out as quick as possible type deal.

00:16:26.780 You just want to get that nut. 0.84

00:16:28.060 But there's sometimes, like, I want to spend some good time in here. 1.00

00:16:30.540 I want to enjoy this shit. 0.99

00:16:31.700 And so, I had built up a big load. 1.00

00:16:33.200 And so, like, from missionary, pulled out, trying to respectfully come on the tummy type thing. 0.97

00:16:36.880 And he just shot, hit her in the face.

00:16:39.700 And then she did that move, because she wasn't prepared.

00:16:42.600 So, like, it wasn't, like, this, like, you know, come on her face type thing. 1.00

00:16:45.380 It was like a what the fuck. 1.00

00:16:46.380 And she turned, and then the second spurt, whap, right in the ear. 1.00

00:16:50.620 Oh, see, see, I thought Jose's dick was so small that he just fucked her in the ear. 1.00

00:16:55.660 Which, by the way, is called oral sex. 1.00

00:16:59.360 I don't get it. 1.00

00:17:00.840 A-U-R-A-L. 1.00

00:17:03.200 Oh, that's way too big brain.

00:17:04.480 Is it like an ear? 1.00

00:17:05.360 Is it like a word that means ear shit? 1.00

00:17:07.340 Like, oral? 0.99

00:17:08.660 Yeah.

00:17:08.800 All right.

00:17:09.380 Well, that's a... 0.99

00:17:10.440 God damn it, Toad. 0.99

00:17:11.880 I mean, if you were at a fucking ear doctor conference, that would have hit. 1.00

00:17:15.260 Yeah, that would have been such a banger. 0.98

00:17:17.380 I still, I've never even heard of A-U-R-A-L.

00:17:19.420 That's wild.

00:17:20.820 Oh, oral.

00:17:21.920 Don't they say, call it, like, oral beats? 0.99

00:17:24.000 Like, isn't that the shit that, like, where you get the, where it's supposed to, like, 0.99

00:17:26.780 have weird effects and shit? 0.98

00:17:28.260 I don't know, but... 0.97

00:17:29.600 Probably.

00:17:30.000 No, and that Junkie Jeff in the chat says that was a good joke.

00:17:33.660 It was a good joke to the righty audience. 1.00

00:17:35.220 I don't think our audience gets that shit. 1.00

00:17:37.580 We're just definitely not smart enough for it. 1.00

00:17:39.320 But good job.

00:17:40.460 It was for my mom, who's an audiologist.

00:17:42.840 Ah, there we go.

00:17:44.760 Strangest place for me, definitely.

00:17:46.380 Same deal was missionary.

00:17:48.300 I pulled out and then I came on my roommate's face.

00:17:50.640 It was awful.

00:17:51.400 No, it was...

00:17:52.320 It was in her eye.

00:17:56.100 And it was, like, it was, like, a five-foot launch, you know?

00:17:59.820 Like, I'm not that guy that can do that normally. 0.95

00:18:03.000 So the fact that that happened was, like, as surprised as someone getting cum in their

00:18:07.200 eye is when that occurs, I was more surprised. 0.51

00:18:09.980 I was more surprised than her that that had happened.

00:18:12.660 But, yeah, she got, she also got, like, eye infection. 0.98

00:18:15.940 So there's something about cumming in that. 0.99

00:18:18.500 It's terrible. 1.00

00:18:19.140 It's funny because when shit like that happens, like, you can't stop. 0.99

00:18:23.280 It's like that scene in Grandma's Boy where he accidentally, like, comes on the dude's 0.99

00:18:26.000 mom and she walks in.

00:18:27.400 It's like, you're just still going and you're like, and he's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 0.69

00:18:31.760 And he's, like, still just cumming, like, everywhere. 0.62

00:18:35.780 Yeah. 0.92

00:18:36.580 I know Toad's answer.

00:18:37.920 It's going to be in my own mouth.

00:18:42.020 The weirdest place I've ever came is my own mouth.

00:18:45.080 You said on another person.

00:18:46.100 Say it.

00:18:46.500 I know you're going to say it.

00:18:47.400 I won't say that that has not happened before.

00:18:53.900 I came in my eye once in high school, so I can sympathize with that chick. 0.86

00:18:57.140 That was the total, like, I remember looking down, and I'm like, whap.

00:18:59.740 And I remember, like, I came, like, my buddy used to pick me up to go to school. 0.87

00:19:03.620 And, like, my eye was so fucking red. 0.57

00:19:05.700 And he was like, what did you do? 0.98

00:19:06.620 I'm like, I don't fucking talk about it. 0.94

00:19:08.660 He finally got out of it. 0.97

00:19:09.860 He would never let me live that down.

00:19:11.220 Like, ah.

00:19:11.780 Oh, my girlfriend beat me, okay?

00:19:15.360 Yeah, it's weird. 1.00

00:19:16.200 I don't get what's going on with cum that, like, it does weird shit. 1.00

00:19:19.320 Like, in your eye, it will fuck your shit up. 1.00

00:19:21.600 Yeah, her eye was just instantly red. 1.00

00:19:23.220 I don't think it was, like, infected, but it was just, like, red for, like, a day and a half. 0.98

00:19:25.640 Dude, my eye was fucked for a good day and a half. 0.83

00:19:27.940 Closest I've ever gotten to my eye or my mouth was hitting the bottom of my chin, and I was like, that was close. 0.98

00:19:33.320 That really concerned me. 0.94

00:19:34.920 Dude, I was like, had I done that, it would have been fucking game over. 0.96

00:19:38.360 It would have been game right away. 0.99

00:19:39.960 I've shot my own cum over my own shoulder before. 0.99

00:19:43.020 Yeah, sometimes it's fucking insane, dude. 0.99

00:19:45.360 It's like when you... 0.98

00:19:46.260 You can't move your shoulder like a continental soldier.

00:19:48.820 It's like when you have bad luck and you have to throw salt over your shoulder, toes are jerking off.

00:19:54.900 Cum over the shoulder. 0.79

00:19:56.240 There you go.

00:19:57.340 Oh, here's a good one. 0.85

00:19:58.300 Here's someone who's actually had sex.

00:19:59.720 That'll help.

00:20:00.960 Hey, Tom, what's the first game?

00:20:03.080 What am I walking into here?

00:20:06.260 What's going on, guys?

00:20:07.580 Where's the weirdest place you've come on a chick? 1.00

00:20:09.720 Because I was just saying I accidentally came in my wife's ear the other day, and now I'm pretty sure she's an ear infection.

00:20:14.540 Where's the weirdest place I've come? 1.00

00:20:19.360 Directly in her pussy, and then I have two kids. 1.00

00:20:23.040 Shut up, bro. 1.00

00:20:24.100 I had a feeling that's what you were going to say. 1.00

00:20:25.660 Top only fucks to conceive. 1.00

00:20:27.760 Dude, I've been trying for days to think of a good fucking tweet, 1.00

00:20:31.020 especially because it was like hot off of fucking like the abortion thing. 0.99

00:20:34.300 I'm like, there's some connection here. 0.96

00:20:35.960 I just couldn't make it because it's like, you know, obviously, there's a pullout aspect.

00:20:39.480 You know, I mean, my pullout game is wrong.

00:20:41.300 Did you say that you gave her oral, A-U-R-A-L? 1.00

00:20:44.260 I did.

00:20:45.080 Yeah.

00:20:45.380 Somebody gets it. 1.00

00:20:47.120 Holy shit. 1.00

00:20:47.380 Holy fuck. 1.00

00:20:47.900 Yeah, Toad made that joke, man. 1.00

00:20:49.640 Nah, bro.

00:20:50.100 I was watching. 1.00

00:20:50.680 That's the fucking joke, bro. 1.00

00:20:53.500 Got him. 1.00

00:20:56.840 Got him.

00:20:58.020 I was like, that's unbelievable that most of you know what that is and made that joke.

00:21:02.340 That's crazy. 1.00

00:21:03.020 Clint's face was like, fuck. 1.00

00:21:05.840 He's totally jacked over there. 1.00

00:21:07.120 So, Jose made his wife deaf, I think is what we're saying here.

00:21:13.300 Is she has an ear infection for real?

00:21:14.900 I think so.

00:21:15.840 I mean, I haven't checked in on her today to see how bad she's at work.

00:21:19.160 She works nights. 1.00

00:21:19.880 But yesterday, she was like, fuck you. 1.00

00:21:23.780 Jose, so you're saying you're a shooter. 1.00

00:21:25.620 You've got like good velocity.

00:21:27.180 Well, not really.

00:21:28.440 I mean, yes and no.

00:21:29.800 It depends.

00:21:30.300 It was one of those days where I'm like, I'm going to put in the work.

00:21:33.280 I'm going to make her come multiple times. 1.00

00:21:35.120 I'm going to like, you know, build up to that.

00:21:36.480 Because I was just like, you know what?

00:21:37.660 I want to just enjoy this.

00:21:39.100 Because, you know, you've been married for a while. 1.00

00:21:40.360 Sometimes it's like, yeah, you want to fuck. 0.99

00:21:42.400 But it's like, you know, like I got to work tomorrow type deal. 1.00

00:21:44.800 You know, shit like that. 0.97

00:21:45.520 So, you're like, I don't want to be here forever. 1.00

00:21:47.460 And watch porn at work.

00:21:49.040 Yeah.

00:21:49.100 But like sometimes you're like, you know, I'm going to spend time.

00:21:51.220 I'm going to enjoy it. 0.99

00:21:52.080 Like, you're like, I'm fucking, you know. 0.99

00:21:53.360 This only happens like, I don't know, every so often. 0.99

00:21:55.460 Whatever.

00:21:55.640 Even if you hit it daily.

00:21:56.500 It's still like, you've got to wait another 24 hours or whatever. 1.00

00:21:59.140 So, you're like, I'm going to enjoy this shit. 0.99

00:22:00.500 And like, so I built up a good load. 1.00

00:22:02.420 And just, I way overestimated it.

00:22:04.480 I was a missionary. 0.99

00:22:05.300 So, I pulled out and like hit her in the face. 1.00

00:22:07.320 And on the second spurt, like she had multiple spurs. 0.98

00:22:09.920 So, I hit her in the face on accident.

00:22:11.840 I didn't mean to. 0.62

00:22:12.460 I meant to like come on her tummy like a gentleman.

00:22:14.480 And then she turned away because she was repulsed.

00:22:16.400 Yeah, she got hit in the face.

00:22:17.560 I was like, ah.

00:22:18.300 And then, whap, right in the ear.

00:22:19.560 And we need to get like, maybe somebody could sit in the corner and have like a speed gun

00:22:25.100 to see what, like how fast it's coming out.

00:22:27.040 Because you had to get into her inner ear to really give her an infection. 0.98

00:22:30.740 The crazy thing, it was a thick load too.

00:22:32.380 So, it wasn't even just like velocity.

00:22:34.100 It was like mass as well.

00:22:35.500 Oh, wait.

00:22:36.240 Whoa.

00:22:36.960 But to get into the inner ear, does it have to like pass through the ear drum?

00:22:42.480 The Van Allen radiation belt, yeah.

00:22:45.420 The Van Allen drum.

00:22:46.900 That's impressive, Jose.

00:22:50.420 Binaural beats.

00:22:51.180 That's what it was.

00:22:51.860 B-I-N-A-U-R-L. 1.00

00:22:53.180 That's where the ear, that's where I made that connection.

00:22:55.560 Someone put it in the chat, yeah.

00:22:57.360 But yes.

00:22:58.060 It'd be awesome if we could talk about something.

00:23:01.940 We were talking.

00:23:02.800 We're talking about where we've come.

00:23:04.280 You just told story right before Top got on.

00:23:07.860 We can't do that.

00:23:08.800 We can't repeat stories.

00:23:09.960 I want to hear what this place is talking.

00:23:11.840 I know he has a good story.

00:23:12.940 I have another good story of a weird, but I'll, I'll, I know.

00:23:16.280 Top, you've been married for a while.

00:23:17.340 You've had to have, and you've smashed probably before. 0.98

00:23:19.580 So you've had, you've got to have weird cum stories. 0.98

00:23:23.080 Yeah. 0.98

00:23:23.500 I just, I don't know. 0.78

00:23:24.800 I don't really think about the cumming part.

00:23:26.340 I think about the getting, maybe, I don't know.

00:23:29.880 Feet?

00:23:30.460 Is that a, yeah, I don't know. 0.95

00:23:32.380 You've cum on the feet, like purposely? 0.97

00:23:35.080 Yeah. 0.99

00:23:35.440 I mean, I do like feet.

00:23:37.760 So I said it was an accident, but the man's honest.

00:23:42.240 He likes what he likes.

00:23:43.300 Was it like accidental?

00:23:44.600 And that's how you develop the fetish.

00:23:46.120 You're like, now you just like lizard brain associate the two.

00:23:49.380 No, I always did like feet for some reason.

00:23:51.840 I'm like a feet guy, but not like, not like send me pictures of feet.

00:23:55.140 Like, I don't know.

00:23:56.520 In particular.

00:23:57.640 Yeah.

00:23:58.180 And did that also cause an infection? 0.95

00:23:59.900 Like athletes foot or some shit? 0.98

00:24:02.340 No, no. 0.99

00:24:02.840 She watched it all.

00:24:03.420 And she was like, why did you do that?

00:24:04.340 And that was that.

00:24:08.120 Gotta get her some low term in, man. 1.00

00:24:10.660 Well, we got Top back in the air.

00:24:12.200 So I guess we did want to talk about the Guidestones.

00:24:14.420 I guess Top is our resident big conspiracy guy.

00:24:18.580 Yeah, dude. 0.99

00:24:18.920 I don't even know what the fuck these things are. 1.00

00:24:21.300 Like there's some sort of like gay Stonehenge that's made of like anal beads or some shit. 1.00

00:24:25.960 Like I have no idea what it is. 0.97

00:24:27.400 Before we get into that, Clint, you got a dude who says, he's got like, I'd never heard of him,

00:24:32.860 but he's like 25K subs on YouTube and he asked to come on our show next week?

00:24:37.020 That's how you heard it.

00:24:38.240 Yeah.

00:24:39.040 Yeah.

00:24:39.360 Okay.

00:24:40.040 Very retired.

00:24:40.900 You want to expand to that?

00:24:42.000 Because I want to know more about it.

00:24:43.020 Is this some dude you know?

00:24:44.500 No, no.

00:24:45.280 It's Richard Grove's producer lady reached out.

00:24:49.660 So I don't know.

00:24:51.260 Yeah.

00:24:51.780 You know.

00:24:52.800 Oh, sorry.

00:24:53.260 Go ahead.

00:24:53.800 Looks cool.

00:24:54.480 Go ahead.

00:24:54.740 No, his, his, wait, sorry.

00:24:57.220 I'm trying to find his name.

00:24:58.720 Benny Wills.

00:24:59.760 And he's the host of, I can't remember the name of the show.

00:25:02.660 I'm sorry.

00:25:03.420 But yeah, they have like, they have a lot of subscribers and they used to do major numbers.

00:25:07.460 It looks like they, they stopped for a couple of years.

00:25:09.680 So maybe he's trying to get back in the circuit, so to speak.

00:25:12.820 So I don't know.

00:25:13.760 It sounds like they were successful at some point.

00:25:16.060 So he's probably funny.

00:25:16.900 It should be good.

00:25:17.640 No, I watched like one of his videos.

00:25:19.000 It was, it was pretty good.

00:25:20.400 I mean, it's well produced.

00:25:21.260 So it's more like that type of style, obviously the stuff that hits well on YouTube, like

00:25:25.980 the stuff that's like, you know, more tailored for YouTube, whereas this is more like, I

00:25:29.720 guess, podcasty sort of.

00:25:31.300 Yeah.

00:25:31.380 We don't have a clue what's tailored for YouTube.

00:25:33.260 We're tailored to get canned from YouTube.

00:25:35.480 Yeah.

00:25:36.240 We definitely don't know how to stay on there.

00:25:38.200 So I don't know how that dude stays on.

00:25:40.160 I watched the video of his, I watched was like a Q related one and he was going into all

00:25:44.280 the like Q stuff and like deep into it, like in it, like, but like in a joking

00:25:49.520 way.

00:25:49.840 And I'm like, how is this still on? 0.99

00:25:51.260 They're going to Pizzagate and shit. 0.98

00:25:52.680 And like, like, how is this on here? 1.00

00:25:54.700 Like, this is the type of shit that gets you nuked off YouTube, but no, he's like pulling 0.97

00:25:57.660 in like multiple K views for each one. 1.00

00:26:00.500 Like just fucking. 0.98

00:26:01.400 So we're going to be chosen for July then. 0.99

00:26:04.080 So I will, I will give you guys what the Gorgia, Gorgia, Georgia Guidestones.

00:26:09.420 It's just stuff.

00:26:10.640 So there's, there's 10, it's basically like a 10 commandments tablet, but it has eight different

00:26:17.280 languages on it.

00:26:18.100 So on, there's these, I guess there's four pillars and they kind of look like a Stonehenge

00:26:23.880 and on each side, there's a language of the exact same words.

00:26:27.420 And of the 10 commandments, like nine of them, I don't really have a problem with number

00:26:31.520 one is the one that's a problem.

00:26:32.840 So I'll, I'll start from number two and then I'll, I'll end with why it bothers me so much

00:26:36.440 two is guide reproduction wisely, improving fitness and diversity. 0.96

00:26:40.240 That's like pretty fucking eugenics. 0.81

00:26:42.200 Sounds like eugenics. 0.99

00:26:42.900 Yeah. 0.98

00:26:43.100 It sounds pretty gay. 0.94

00:26:44.100 Actually. 0.92

00:26:44.440 So the languages are Babylonian, classical Greek, Sanskrit and ancient Egyptian.

00:26:49.860 And I think there's a few more, but go ahead.

00:26:51.640 Yeah.

00:26:52.040 English, Spanish, dude, English, Spanish, Swahili, Hindi, Hebrew, Arabic, traditional Chinese

00:26:57.720 and Russian.

00:26:58.520 So pretty weird.

00:26:59.020 It sounds like ESG.

00:26:59.880 I thought there was one of them that it was like a weird language that no one knew.

00:27:03.320 I mean, it's been a while since I've looked into it.

00:27:04.820 Well, Swahili is, but I don't know.

00:27:06.480 It sounds like global communism.

00:27:08.840 So it's literally ESG like carved in stone, but go ahead.

00:27:12.100 Yeah. 0.97

00:27:12.740 So number three is unite humanity with a living new language, which is fucking weird. 0.57

00:27:17.940 Rule, passion, faith, tradition, and all things with tempered reason. 0.77

00:27:22.340 Well, that's not that.

00:27:23.460 So that living, uniting humanity with a living new language is like the same language.

00:27:28.760 So the, the scripture in the Bible, what, once again, I don't get it.

00:27:36.580 All your jokes are above my head, dude.

00:27:38.300 I'm sorry.

00:27:38.480 I'm sure that would hit at some specific conference, but I'm sort of like linguist conference.

00:27:44.100 It was the attempt at a global language.

00:27:46.540 Okay.

00:27:47.280 Okay.

00:27:48.960 Right.

00:27:51.100 It's a, it's like, it's a spit in the face of the scripture that, that when they're talking

00:27:55.920 about, uh, the tower of Babel, because at that, at that point in humanity, the story goes

00:28:00.860 that everyone spoke the same language, but once the tower fell, he likes God scattered 0.88

00:28:05.080 all these people to different parts of the earth and they couldn't communicate.

00:28:07.940 And that was the curse.

00:28:09.260 So we'll go ahead, Clint.

00:28:10.780 Once again, real quick though.

00:28:11.960 It is weird.

00:28:12.900 I'm not a huge Bible guy.

00:28:14.100 I mean, I grew up in the church.

00:28:15.180 I went to Christian school, everything, but it is weird.

00:28:17.720 The, the, especially the commies are always obsessed with creating like a, a language

00:28:21.280 like a lot of people don't realize like in Ukraine, Ukraine was like a recently made

00:28:24.640 up language, like within the past like century or so that they, to, to, to kind of, you know,

00:28:29.180 create, uh, essentially a uniting culture or whatever.

00:28:32.540 And so they're, they're always seem to be obsessed with language and, uh, uh, whether

00:28:36.480 it's a national language or a, you know, one world language, depending on what kind

00:28:40.340 of brand of commie you're dealing with, uh, you know, uh, you know, but yeah, it's

00:28:44.620 always weird, their obsession with language, but that's the whole Marxist dialectic thing.

00:28:48.380 Um, uh, personally, if we're going to have a uniting language, I would like for it to

00:28:51.640 be bonics, but I'm, I'm willing to negotiate. 0.99

00:28:54.540 Uh, number four is rule, passion, faith, tradition, and all things with tempered reason.

00:28:59.540 It's just like nonsense to me.

00:29:00.940 I don't even know what that means.

00:29:01.780 Uh, protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.

00:29:04.640 Don't have a problem with that.

00:29:05.560 Let all nations rule internally, resolving external disputes in a world court.

00:29:10.300 I don't really have a problem with that.

00:29:11.800 Uh, avoid, uh, yeah. 0.90

00:29:13.680 Avoid petty laws and useless officials. 0.58

00:29:15.620 Sounds good.

00:29:16.200 Balance personal rights with social duties.

00:29:18.300 Okay, fine.

00:29:19.180 Price, truth, beauty, love, seeking harmony, harmony with the infinite.

00:29:22.760 That sounds fine.

00:29:23.660 Be not a cancer on the earth.

00:29:24.980 Leave room for nature.

00:29:26.000 Leave room for nature.

00:29:27.080 I'm fine with that too.

00:29:28.000 No, this is all bad.

00:29:30.460 This is all bad.

00:29:31.400 But if it was on its own, I wouldn't be like appalled when you pair it though, with

00:29:35.380 the number one, uh, you know, commandment is maintain humanity under 500 million in perpetual 0.63

00:29:41.400 balance with nature.

00:29:42.580 Then, then that last one of be not a cancer on earth. 1.00

00:29:45.140 You go, Oh fuck. 1.00

00:29:46.160 All right. 1.00

00:29:46.460 These are like eugenics. 0.97

00:29:47.460 They're not a, uh, I don't know.

00:29:48.800 500 million sounds a little high.

00:29:51.560 Sounds a little low to me.

00:29:52.720 I don't know.

00:29:53.760 Extraordinarily low.

00:29:54.420 I did the math on it.

00:29:55.320 It's 92% of the population today would have to die for us to get there. 1.00

00:29:58.840 That's fucking crazy. 0.99

00:30:00.300 Yeah. 1.00

00:30:00.440 How many people are vaccinated?

00:30:01.600 What's the percentage on that?

00:30:03.620 It's probably, it's, yeah, it's probably like 70% of the globe is probably vaccinated at this

00:30:07.560 point.

00:30:07.740 But yeah, so, so they missed the 92%, but they got pretty close.

00:30:11.180 They were trying.

00:30:12.120 They tried to mandate it.

00:30:13.120 That'd be wild. 0.99

00:30:14.100 If it turns out that like 92% of people die, holy shit, that would be crazy. 0.95

00:30:19.520 I would have so much real estate options. 0.92

00:30:21.580 I was listening to Monica Perez when she was talking about that.

00:30:23.880 Her, her theory is it's like, in a sense, it's like the weak people.

00:30:27.080 So like, and I know a lot of people, the big story is all these professional athletes

00:30:31.140 and stuff, but she was going on about how, I guess a lot of these professional athletes

00:30:34.340 are known to have like past drug use and that causes issues with, uh, you know, especially 0.92

00:30:39.180 like, I guess, supposedly she was saying some shit with like cocaine that can cause like, 1.00

00:30:43.180 uh, like latent heart issues. 0.99

00:30:44.880 And so it kind of exposes it.

00:30:46.400 So it like, yes, they seem like the most physically fit person, but they, there are other issues

00:30:50.640 going on that like, it kind of exposes.

00:30:52.940 So I just thought it was kind of, obviously Monica kind of goes off the deep end a little 1.00

00:30:56.540 bit.

00:30:56.700 I love her.

00:30:57.400 Uh, she's great, but she goes a little wild, but it was interesting.

00:31:00.320 Uh, you know, something to think about, I don't know how much stock I put in it, but

00:31:03.380 you know, cocaine can definitely cause a deviated septum.

00:31:06.760 So you might be right about that.

00:31:11.240 I'm going, I'm going big brain with the jokes tonight.

00:31:13.960 What's the joke?

00:31:14.680 Are you just, you're just using words that you think are big deviated septum.

00:31:18.240 That's what you're, that's not even a joke.

00:31:20.560 That's just stating a thing.

00:31:21.940 Did you know that weed will get you high and make you hungry?

00:31:26.580 No, cocaine can cause a deviated septum if you snort it.

00:31:29.860 The septum in your nose can become a deviated septum.

00:31:32.580 I was like, it was a non-joke.

00:31:35.160 Jose said it can cause heart issues.

00:31:37.240 I was referring to the septum in the heart.

00:31:39.220 Okay.

00:31:39.860 Oh my God.

00:31:41.860 Okay.

00:31:42.060 We really, we started. 1.00

00:31:44.060 Motherfuckers. 1.00

00:31:44.760 We started the day off poorly. 1.00

00:31:45.760 I'm leaving the show.

00:31:46.980 You're all distracted. 0.99

00:31:48.540 Toad made like a fucking awful joke this morning in the group chat. 0.99

00:31:51.920 And I was just like, no. 0.99

00:31:54.140 Dude, I love it though.

00:31:55.640 He's chosen this weird space today where his jokes are actually not bad, just awful for

00:32:01.840 the audience.

00:32:03.640 At the right audience, all of these would hit.

00:32:06.180 If you were at like a cardiovascular conference, you know, and you made that joke and the right,

00:32:12.180 you know, delivered it properly.

00:32:13.440 Basically any, any doctor's conference, you would be killing right now.

00:32:16.800 All of us have no idea what you're saying.

00:32:18.480 He's writing jokes for a crossword puzzle on a newspaper or something.

00:32:25.740 I don't even remember what this joke was, by the way.

00:32:28.080 This can deteriorate from cocaine use as well as within your heart.

00:32:32.260 What is septum?

00:32:32.920 Imagine this show like propels him to, to like be the host of like Jeopardy.

00:32:40.440 I watch Jeopardy every night, man. 0.98

00:32:42.180 I kick ass at it. 1.00

00:32:43.240 You're going to replace Malia Balik or whatever the fuck her name is? 1.00

00:32:48.520 Malia Obama? 0.99

00:32:49.980 No, what's her name?

00:32:50.820 I have no idea.

00:32:51.520 Mayan Bialik.

00:32:52.780 Mayan Bialik.

00:32:54.020 Okay.

00:32:55.120 Terrible host of Jeopardy.

00:32:56.620 I hate to break it to you guys, but I got to run in 15.

00:32:59.000 So if we could get some topics going, that'd be good.

00:33:00.480 All right, let's do it.

00:33:01.100 Yeah, I know.

00:33:01.480 We're talking about the Guidestones, right?

00:33:03.340 And how they were, it was a controlled demolition, I believe.

00:33:06.860 Well, it looks, it looks as if someone in the middle of the night goes out there, they

00:33:09.880 put some sort of explosive device and it looks like it was at the top of it, which is really

00:33:13.620 stupid because if anybody knows anything about Tower 7, you have to put explosives in the

00:33:19.660 basement, mainly in the basement. 1.00

00:33:22.600 So it just blows off the top of this thing.

00:33:24.800 So it doesn't do a ton of damage, but apparently there was enough structural damage that the city 0.86

00:33:29.300 came in and said that it was a hazard, so they fucking toppled the whole thing.

00:33:33.160 So it was pretty, it was pretty filling. 0.84

00:33:34.560 So how did they get, how did they get the explosion on tape, but not the person who planted

00:33:38.160 the bomb? 0.99

00:33:38.900 I have no fucking clue, dude. 0.99

00:33:40.280 That's the weirdest thing to me. 0.99

00:33:41.300 Because if you have surveillance of the thing and you also have surveillance of the car driving

00:33:46.940 away, you have to have surveillance of him approaching and preparing the explosive.

00:33:51.720 You have to.

00:33:51.940 No, it was like the plane that hit whichever tower it was where you could never see it

00:33:56.480 because it was always the camera.

00:33:57.980 No, that was the Pentagon, dude.

00:33:59.860 Oh, no, no.

00:34:00.500 I thought that it was, it was one of the Twin Towers where you always had an angle from

00:34:04.380 like the front of the tower.

00:34:05.500 So you couldn't see the plane hitting it behind.

00:34:07.280 Yeah, that's kind of true, dude.

00:34:08.720 Yeah, it was like that.

00:34:09.440 But I'm saying, I'm saying with the Pentagon, it's even weirder because it's like, okay,

00:34:12.560 you have the Pentagon, which probably has the best surveillance on earth, you would assume.

00:34:16.520 And, and yet it has such slow frame rate that you have the, you know, basically nothingness,

00:34:23.000 a little tip of the thing and then in the building.

00:34:26.440 It's like, it's weird.

00:34:28.160 Very weird. 0.97

00:34:28.620 If we got 15 minutes and that's genuine, you weren't fucking with us. 0.74

00:34:31.900 I, I do think it probably since, you know, pertains to you, we should bring up some of 0.99

00:34:35.920 the shit this week. 0.99

00:34:37.680 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:34:38.580 Just, just, just out of curiosity because, and also I'd like to hear your side more because

00:34:44.100 this started with some comment you made on a, on a YouTube thing, that, that whole weird

00:34:48.640 is Dave Smith friend or fed thing.

00:34:50.980 Yeah.

00:34:51.860 Full, I mean, I'd like to give more context from you because I don't know what maybe caught

00:34:56.760 you on.

00:34:57.220 Uh, I will caveat this with don't get me wrong.

00:35:00.660 It was true and pretty funny, but it did kind of come off as petty, but maybe there's

00:35:05.980 I didn't watch the stream.

00:35:07.100 So I don't know.

00:35:07.720 I didn't watch the stream either, dude.

00:35:08.900 It was five hours.

00:35:10.120 Yeah.

00:35:10.780 All I saw was that these guys were, I assumed that they were going to go through it and

00:35:15.820 probably say that he's not a fed. 0.95

00:35:18.040 I mean, I would assume, but I didn't know I wasn't going to watch fucking four or five 0.97

00:35:21.200 hours or whatever it was. 0.98

00:35:22.100 So I just saw that they were using clickbait and, and I just think it's fucking weak. 0.86

00:35:26.080 So I decided to make a negative comment. 0.94

00:35:28.980 That was it.

00:35:29.660 Not, you know, there was not any deep thought that was put into it.

00:35:32.640 Their issue with you is they, they think that you're using clickbait.

00:35:35.560 You're like, you titled something Fauci has done like last year.

00:35:38.920 Yeah.

00:35:39.420 Fauci's finished.

00:35:39.980 And then, and that's like what they keep talking about and then they go do it.

00:35:43.420 I just don't get it.

00:35:44.260 But I believe that Fauci is finished.

00:35:45.820 I like what, what's his, what's his, uh, his sway politically at this point?

00:35:49.780 Like, does he have any control over pandemic policy?

00:35:53.380 I don't think so.

00:35:54.400 No, now he's, he's trying to sell that new drug that Pfizer has or whatever it is.

00:35:57.900 He got, he got sick because he took it by the way.

00:36:00.840 And he's too old.

00:36:01.700 Like I know what the AIDS thing, he blew his credibility at the time, but it's been long

00:36:05.820 enough where people forgot, but now, and it's, this is a way bigger deal.

00:36:09.000 And he's so old that he's like, yeah, he's not going to have any really, at least not in

00:36:12.520 like a public way.

00:36:13.540 And he sort of like, I think in that, yeah, obviously he's not going to have anything, you

00:36:17.560 know, future wise. 0.99

00:36:18.460 Cause he's been, he's been shown to be such a partisan hack and also a fucking terrible 0.99

00:36:23.220 scientist, assuming he ever was one. 0.97

00:36:24.880 Um, but if you actually watch that episode, when I said Fauci is finished, I, I, I explain

00:36:29.500 why I'm saying that.

00:36:30.700 And I also, uh, I say that it's very improbable that he'll ever be charged with anything.

00:36:35.960 I wasn't like, I wasn't making some declaration.

00:36:38.020 Like this dude's going to be spend the rest of his life in prison.

00:36:39.880 Like, obviously that'd be my preference.

00:36:41.620 Uh, but I don't know.

00:36:43.800 I don't know.

00:36:44.120 I don't have any idea why they have a problem with that. 0.95

00:36:45.800 Like fucking, uh, it was all, the whole episode was just about the, uh, I think it was revolver 0.96

00:36:50.480 news that released, uh, a bunch of information on, on the relationship he had with, um, I 0.99

00:36:57.840 can't remember the name of the company that was basically funding the research in Wuhan. 0.86

00:37:01.600 And it was just like, it was a bunch of smoking guns that really fucking, you know, paint him 0.99

00:37:05.600 for the devil that he is. 0.99

00:37:06.940 And I think that, you know, I think I stand by my analysis.

00:37:10.360 So if they, if they hate the title, then whatever.

00:37:12.340 I mean, it depends on how you interpret it.

00:37:13.860 If you, if someone's like, oh, he's done. 0.90

00:37:15.180 Oh, he's going to jail and they're going to fucking, but no, like you're just making 0.67

00:37:18.980 the point that he's not really, he's not going to be able to play the same role that 0.99

00:37:22.180 he did anymore.

00:37:23.860 So they can, they can say that I overstated the, uh, the title of the episode if they

00:37:28.560 want, like, okay, fed or friend Dave to be fair to them.

00:37:33.420 Um, I think I did look into a tiny bit, not a lot.

00:37:35.840 I didn't watch the whole thing, but it sounds to me, this is a series where they, they evaluate

00:37:39.200 a, cause I guess it wouldn't be the Arvin, uh, I don't know.

00:37:42.360 I mean, okay, whatever.

00:37:43.120 I get it.

00:37:43.520 I get the concept.

00:37:44.480 My point is, if you don't watch it, then it seems like they're spending four plus hours

00:37:48.660 just debating whether or not Dave Smith's a fed or a friend, cause you wouldn't know.

00:37:52.720 Um, so it's just, it's just bizarre that the people that would critique me over the

00:37:56.020 Fauci has finished episode.

00:37:58.020 So this is what I'm saying.

00:37:59.320 So like neither of you guys are even watching any of your material, but, but it seems like

00:38:05.640 there's so much animosity that's like, but nobody even knows anything about anyone.

00:38:09.360 This is what, this is the issue that I had with these guys in the group chat is they were, 1.00

00:38:12.600 they were just talking like shit. 0.99

00:38:14.880 And I'm like, I kind of know Clint like a little bit better than you guys. 1.00

00:38:18.420 And I'm like, he's not like an awful person. 0.98

00:38:20.720 He's an asshole, but he's not an awful person. 0.99

00:38:23.600 And I think I'm pretty nice, but all right. 1.00

00:38:25.660 Yeah.

00:38:25.900 You're pretty, he's pretty okay.

00:38:26.940 And it's like, but like, nobody knows any, no one knows anything about anybody.

00:38:29.880 And they have, everyone has comments or, you know, criticisms of what the next guy is

00:38:34.720 doing, but no one's even paying attention. 0.99

00:38:36.060 So it's just, well, in fairness, I do have a reason to hate these guys because they fucking 0.99

00:38:40.500 drag me 24 seven. 0.99

00:38:42.000 I don't say shit about them unless they come after me. 0.99

00:38:44.360 Or in this case, I said one comment to this guy who's got fucking 68 subscribers and he's 0.99

00:38:49.460 been podcasting for years. 0.94

00:38:50.780 And I think, yeah, you should probably be doing something else.

00:38:53.160 I stand by that too.

00:38:54.220 Clint, don't get on your high horse too quick.

00:38:56.420 Apparently their subscriber to view ratio is way better than yours.

00:39:01.580 It probably is.

00:39:02.780 They have 68 subscribers.

00:39:04.340 It's hard to, it's, it's pretty easy to get that ratio up at that point.

00:39:07.480 When you get to 7,000 subscribers, it gets harder.

00:39:09.820 Which I mean, to be fair to them, I did check in a little bit.

00:39:12.760 I guess they said that they're like, this is just, they like to have conversations with

00:39:15.880 their friend and I mean, okay, whatever.

00:39:17.300 I get that.

00:39:17.620 That's totally fine too.

00:39:18.400 Yeah.

00:39:18.780 But at the same time, then don't critique someone else for like that.

00:39:23.120 I'm like, cause for one, like, I don't know if they just don't realize this, but like,

00:39:26.900 I'm way smaller show than yours. 1.00

00:39:29.520 If you looked at my YouTube shit, you'd be like, this guy fucking sucks. 1.00

00:39:33.120 But if you looked at my fucking downloads, you'd be like, okay, decent. 1.00

00:39:36.700 You know, cause like, I mean, like I'll, I'll do, I'll do like a weird, like I'll do a 0.98

00:39:41.300 fucking episode. 0.88

00:39:42.600 I did an episode a while back on, you know, I've been doing a live reading, New Libertarian 1.00

00:39:47.500 Manifesto. 0.75

00:39:48.360 And one of the, like an obscure fucking anarchist critique of it in the back of the book we 0.73

00:39:53.720 covered and that on YouTube probably got less than 50 views.

00:39:57.560 But if you look at it on my downloads, it got like over 200 and it's like, so like, and 0.98

00:40:02.460 that was like some shit. 0.97

00:40:03.440 No one should fucking like, I mean, it's just cause I want, that's something I want to 0.99

00:40:06.680 cover. 0.97

00:40:07.160 Like I did not expect that to get views.

00:40:09.460 This is, this is what, this is the other thing that pisses me off since I only have

00:40:12.680 a little bit of time.

00:40:13.340 I just want to vent about this.

00:40:14.640 So they, they made a series of critiques about me.

00:40:18.340 Obviously El Povo runs his entire mythological creation story about me, which is completely

00:40:23.800 detached from reality. 0.99

00:40:24.720 It's fucking mind blowing. 0.99

00:40:26.020 Since you guys were actually there during that period, I think all of us know how fucking 1.00

00:40:29.660 crazy he sounds. 1.00

00:40:31.100 He's such a fucking narcissist. 1.00

00:40:32.480 The ace thing. 1.00

00:40:33.440 That was an homage to him being ace.

00:40:35.280 I did the art for that episode.

00:40:37.440 I remember completely.

00:40:38.560 Josh told me everything was happening.

00:40:40.620 He says, I stole his jokes, even though I wrote the jokes before I even heard him go.

00:40:44.200 It's like all, all of it is so crazy.

00:40:46.280 And then he said, everyone was talking about my, his debate with Kevin Casley.

00:40:50.700 And then I hop in there and I throw it as if, as if I knew what people were talking about.

00:40:54.320 Like I had just debated Kevin Casley and people are talking about that.

00:40:56.960 So I throw up a clip and then Dave says, I'd like to see the whole thing.

00:40:59.380 And then Dave watches it.

00:41:00.540 It's just so bizarre that he thinks like he, I honestly believe it.

00:41:03.840 I honestly believe that Polvo believes that had Dave seen his clip of him laughing like 0.97

00:41:08.840 a fucking stoned retard that Dave Smith would have been like, I need you on part of the 1.00

00:41:12.860 problem tomorrow. 1.00

00:41:13.780 Like it's just, it just wouldn't have happened.

00:41:15.760 There's just no way that would have happened. 0.97

00:41:17.020 But because, because I ended up there, he's really fucking pissed about it. 0.85

00:41:21.200 And it's just, it's hilarious to me. 0.96

00:41:23.080 All right.

00:41:23.280 So then another, another topic I need to vent about.

00:41:25.700 So Matt or whatever his name is, uh, comes out and he says, you know, this guy's like,

00:41:30.480 he's like blocking us, but then he's stalking us.

00:41:32.300 It's like, look, I have almost 45,000 followers. 0.59

00:41:35.160 I have people DMing me shit constantly of what these people are saying about me.

00:41:39.480 So I'm not, I'm not seeking it out. 0.93

00:41:41.540 I am being sent this stuff. 1.00

00:41:42.780 And then I'm going like, oh, well that fuck these guys. 1.00

00:41:45.280 I'm going to go say something. 1.00

00:41:46.660 Um, that's it.

00:41:47.760 That's it.

00:41:48.140 And then, uh, what else?

00:41:49.240 They also said that I buy subscribers, never bought one.

00:41:52.460 I have no idea where they're coming up with that. 0.59

00:41:53.900 They say that my ratio sucks on my YouTube.

00:41:56.440 The vast majority of my listeners are audio only.

00:41:58.600 I've put up my, my, uh, SoundCloud statistics many times. 0.99

00:42:02.400 Everyone can see the fucking growth. 0.88

00:42:03.860 And you also been on like Tim Cass, Tim Poyle had a bunch of, yeah. 0.99

00:42:07.060 And I've also been on Dave Smith three times and I've had him on.

00:42:10.100 I've had incredible guests.

00:42:11.740 Like I'm very, I'm very fortunate.

00:42:14.580 Like I, it's, it's weird, you know, that they, they're painting me as like some sort of 0.96

00:42:18.560 fucking narcissist that thinks that I, I don't, I don't appreciate my audience. 0.99

00:42:22.080 Someone said, and I was like, that's fucking crazy. 1.00

00:42:23.760 I can't even believe that I have listeners. 0.96

00:42:25.220 It's amazing to me.

00:42:26.240 Uh, so like every, every single critique they had of me, I really like deeply, sincerely

00:42:32.040 disagree with, but at the same time, I don't know any of them.

00:42:34.540 So I don't really like, I don't care to engage with it for the, for the vast majority of the

00:42:38.420 time. 0.97

00:42:38.600 I never fucking engage with, I see them talking shit all the time because people constantly 0.99

00:42:41.860 DM me it. 0.99

00:42:42.340 I never engage the one time I do. 0.99

00:42:44.800 And it's a pretty fucking tepid comment. 0.97

00:42:46.580 Just saying like, you should be doing anything other than this. 0.99

00:42:49.120 And the reason it sets them all off is because it struck them at their core.

00:42:53.540 Cause it, it really hurts them that they have been doing this for a long time and they don't

00:42:58.040 have anybody listening.

00:42:59.020 And I did that intentionally because I want them to hurt because they're trying to constantly 1.00

00:43:03.600 hurt me and it worked and I made you all hurt and fuck you very much. 1.00

00:43:07.200 And I don't care how you feel about it because you're all scumbags and you all talk shit 1.00

00:43:10.240 about me constantly and I haven't done anything to any of you, like literally none of you. 0.99

00:43:13.480 I've done nothing.

00:43:14.260 So it's the crux of it too, is I listened to a tiny bit of some of the stuff where they

00:43:18.080 were talking about you and it's like, I know, I know.

00:43:20.660 Okay.

00:43:21.120 I actually like a lot of these guys and I know, I know for a fact, a lot of them have 0.94

00:43:26.660 talked mad shit on the timeline on public. 0.87

00:43:30.400 And then they're like, and they kind of just skim over that or act like it didn't happen. 0.99

00:43:34.580 And it's like, Oh my God, he's going around just blocking people. 1.00

00:43:37.100 And it's like, you, if like you're on social media, like fuck you, you fucking piece of 1.00

00:43:41.780 shit, little fucking faggot. 1.00

00:43:43.220 And then you're like, well, I don't want to interact with this person anymore. 1.00

00:43:45.520 He doesn't seem like someone I want to be keeping around.

00:43:47.640 I'll just block him and move on.

00:43:48.980 And they're like, well, he blocked me.

00:43:51.660 And they all, and they all know that's how I operate.

00:43:54.320 So like, it's, it's almost at this point, my personal opinion is that this is, this is

00:43:58.580 like, it's a, uh, it's kind of an achievement unlocked mentality.

00:44:02.080 Like, Oh, Clint blocked me.

00:44:03.600 I get to screenshot this.

00:44:04.680 I get to put it up and then everybody else that's been blocked by me gets to go, Oh, 0.92

00:44:08.060 he fucking blocked me for this. 1.00

00:44:09.260 That fucking faggot, that pussy, that piece of shit, that fucking coward. 1.00

00:44:12.740 And then they all like had this circle jerk for an hour and they feel good about themselves. 1.00

00:44:16.080 And I'm like, okay, that's fine. 0.98

00:44:17.200 I don't really care.

00:44:17.900 Like if that's, if that's what your community is founded on, it's pretty sad, but like,

00:44:22.000 it's also okay. 0.73

00:44:23.600 I like, I don't really care, but don't expect me to want to fucking like engage with you and 0.95

00:44:27.580 unblock you and like pretend like, like bygones are bygones. 1.00

00:44:31.000 Like you guys are all fucking cunts. 1.00

00:44:32.660 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:32.960 I mean, Magoo, Magoo is saying, Clint, your reaction is a joke.

00:44:36.060 What is ball busting?

00:44:37.580 And I would agree.

00:44:39.060 If they were ball busting me, that'd be fine.

00:44:40.960 It's funny.

00:44:41.460 It's funny.

00:44:41.900 But here's the thing.

00:44:42.940 I disagree with Clint.

00:44:45.120 I agree with those other guys more than I agree with Clint.

00:44:48.020 As far as like political philosophy goes.

00:44:50.040 Same here.

00:44:50.720 Yeah.

00:44:51.780 I might.

00:44:52.860 I don't know.

00:44:53.140 I think it's close.

00:44:54.140 I mean, I think Clint is closer to them than they think.

00:44:57.520 Like, oh yeah. 0.86

00:44:58.080 I mean, it's just like a cunt hair away, but I'm just saying, I kind of lean a little bit 0.96

00:45:03.560 more towards them, but here's the facts. 1.00

00:45:06.080 You're talking about Clint instead of building your own shit. 0.99

00:45:09.000 And this is what I told them. 0.99

00:45:09.840 I was like, I don't, I left whatever chat I was in with them that they invited me to. 0.99

00:45:13.800 And I said, I just like, it's not, it's not that you're talking about my, my boy, fuck 0.98

00:45:18.660 Clint. 0.98

00:45:19.280 It's because you're not doing anything here.

00:45:22.000 There's a, you're not building anything.

00:45:23.940 And I think, which is their whole message.

00:45:26.000 That's the weirdest thing about it.

00:45:27.740 But this is, yeah.

00:45:28.580 So right. 1.00

00:45:29.160 Meanwhile, you got, you have us here, like a bunch of fucking retards in a group chat 1.00

00:45:32.960 and everybody, every single one of you guys is doing something and constantly building 1.00

00:45:37.800 something, but another fucking grinding, dude. 0.95

00:45:41.020 I am flying four times in the, in this month, just to get out, just to get my name out there. 0.99

00:45:45.860 Like I am fucking hustling. 0.97

00:45:47.300 And if they hate me, that's all good because it fucking motivates me to get out of bed in 0.99

00:45:52.080 the morning. 1.00

00:45:52.360 Cause I'm like, I am going to crush you motherfuckers. 1.00

00:45:55.200 And that's how I function. 1.00

00:45:56.500 They take it the other way. 1.00

00:45:57.700 They go, fuck this guy. 1.00

00:45:59.140 He shouldn't have the success he's had. 1.00

00:46:00.480 And I'm going to just tear him down every day as best I can. 1.00

00:46:04.720 And that's a pathetic losers mentality. 1.00

00:46:07.020 And they're never going to accomplish shit because of it. 1.00

00:46:09.000 And the sad part is I think they're all smart enough to actually do something with their 0.99

00:46:12.920 lives, but they're not going to do it because they're focused on fucking anybody that has, 0.97

00:46:16.920 you know, climbed their way out of the, the, uh, the bucket. 0.98

00:46:20.160 And they're just trying to drag them back in. 1.00

00:46:21.880 Fuck you. 1.00

00:46:23.000 I'm going to keep going and you motivate me motherfuckers. 1.00

00:46:25.280 Thank you. 1.00

00:46:25.760 Thank you for the hate.

00:46:26.540 I genuinely appreciate it.

00:46:27.980 Well, that's the folly of, that's the folly of the right wing in general that like, you

00:46:32.440 know, people say that the, the right or conservatives have no culture because the culture is

00:46:35.760 based off of reacting to the left and I guess they see you as being to the left of them, 1.00

00:46:40.320 which is sort of, but it's like, build your own shit, man. 0.99

00:46:43.360 Like, like what you're doing there is awesome and focus on your own stuff. 0.99

00:46:47.100 Don't, I mean, who cares what Clint is doing?

00:46:48.980 Fly around with his tight pants all day.

00:46:50.480 Who cares?

00:46:51.480 I wear tight pants.

00:46:52.600 Why are you even talking about me?

00:46:53.680 Just leave me alone.

00:46:55.200 I'm not going to be able to reproduce. 1.00

00:46:56.540 You should fucking be happy. 0.98

00:46:57.440 Since their whole message is that you should be building yourself up, maybe this is some 0.98

00:47:02.540 4D chess move where they're getting you so pissed off that you do do exactly that.

00:47:07.600 If that's what they're doing, then thank you guys.

00:47:09.500 I appreciate you.

00:47:10.620 No, seriously though, like on, on a more serious note now that I've, you know, vented, I, I

00:47:16.160 honestly wish them all the best.

00:47:17.540 Like the, the, the really fucking bizarre part about this is like politically we're all

00:47:21.500 so close to one another and I don't, I don't have any ill will and I have never had 0.62

00:47:25.820 any ill will towards anybody that's in our movement. 0.99

00:47:28.340 That's trying to do shit unless you fucking come after me. 1.00

00:47:31.600 Like, so if you want to fucking be on good terms with me, all you have to do is be cool. 0.99

00:47:36.040 That's it. 0.98

00:47:36.800 And, and if you don't, then don't expect me to fucking engage. 0.94

00:47:39.500 Don't expect me to be like, and I'm not, I'm not like, I'm still a human being. 0.99

00:47:42.340 I have fucking a lot of followers. 0.91

00:47:43.540 And if I have hate that's coming my way, it gets overwhelming and I'm going to block 0.98

00:47:46.780 everybody. 1.00

00:47:47.140 I'm going to block everybody that fucking comes at me with shit. 1.00

00:47:49.060 So it's funny on the, on the block thing. 1.00

00:47:50.680 People will be like, uh, people like me and you Clint, cause me and you both block a lot.

00:47:54.240 I obviously have a lot bigger profile than I do, but like, uh, people, people will be 0.99

00:47:58.120 like, Oh my God, you talk so much shit on certain people. 0.96

00:48:00.540 And, and I do on sometimes every now and then, depending on what it is, but I don't ever do 0.99

00:48:06.180 it to someone that I'm like, I wouldn't want them to block me. 0.90

00:48:08.380 If anything, I feel like if I talk shit to you, like hardcore, like, and I'm the one who 0.67

00:48:12.960 instigated it or started it and you don't block me, if anything, I'm like, you're kind 1.00

00:48:16.780 of a fucking idiot. 1.00

00:48:17.440 You probably should have blocked me. 1.00

00:48:18.760 Like, so like people be like, Oh, you talk shit, but then you block people so quick. 1.00

00:48:22.300 And I'm like, yeah, cause like, I'm not an idiot. 1.00

00:48:24.720 They have the right to block too. 0.85

00:48:25.380 Yeah. 0.77

00:48:25.700 Like, I mean, like if I talk shit and you don't block me, if anything, I kind of look 1.00

00:48:29.100 at you like you're a fucking idiot. 1.00

00:48:30.080 Like, why would you, obviously I threw fucking shit your way. 1.00

00:48:33.280 Like, you should just be like, get rid of me. 1.00

00:48:34.780 If you continue to engage me, you're the idiot here. 1.00

00:48:37.740 So the only, the only people I really go after in our circles are the fucking, the woke. 1.00

00:48:44.160 Like, those are the people that I actually despise. 0.99

00:48:46.920 And, you know, even if like politically we're 80% similar, like I still, that difference

00:48:52.100 is enough that I'm like, I don't want you to succeed. 1.00

00:48:54.180 I think you're fucking terrible. 0.99

00:48:55.380 If they feel that way about me, then that's fine. 1.00

00:48:58.000 Then you should be tearing me down.

00:48:59.380 I don't think they actually feel that way about me, which is the weird part.

00:49:02.000 They're just really upset that I have, I have grown faster than they're comfortable with.

00:49:06.840 And I can't do anything about that.

00:49:09.340 And I'm not, and I'm also not sorry for it.

00:49:10.960 So like, I don't know, I don't know what to say.

00:49:12.800 I don't know what to say about it other than like, I'm gonna keep doing what I'm doing.

00:49:15.260 I mean, I'll say a couple of things quickly.

00:49:17.640 The woke people.

00:49:18.860 I think Clint's probably get out of here, don't you?

00:49:20.580 I do, man.

00:49:21.280 I'm sorry.

00:49:22.060 I wish you could stick around because we have a bunch of other topics that are right up

00:49:24.640 your alley.

00:49:25.160 Like, especially the Chicago shooting.

00:49:27.160 If you guys run long, then I'll try and hop back in.

00:49:30.220 I just have another interview I got to do real quick.

00:49:32.260 I don't think we'll run that long.

00:49:34.920 We'll probably, this might be a shorter episode.

00:49:36.920 I just, I wonder, I wonder if the post-lib guys will stop talking about Clint now that they

00:49:40.960 like CERN turned on their Hydron Collider.

00:49:44.060 That'd be great, dude. 1.00

00:49:45.260 Like, did our timeline shift differently or are we still doing the same dumb shit? 0.99

00:49:49.300 Yeah, I don't know. 0.99

00:49:50.360 I don't know. 0.98

00:49:50.880 But I'm gonna write a fucking diss track about them, so they should. 0.99

00:49:54.700 I'm just kidding. 0.98

00:49:55.460 All right, guys.

00:49:55.900 All right, we'll see you.

00:49:56.840 Peace.

00:49:57.680 Yeah, I mean, I think with like the woke people real quickly, the loser brigade types, I think

00:50:01.800 we do not actually agree with them 80% because of what they prioritize.

00:50:05.520 I think we really only agree with them like 20%.

00:50:08.620 And then as far as like the post-lib guys that did that podcast, I actually like these guys

00:50:14.560 for the most part.

00:50:15.440 Like, I agree with them on most things.

00:50:17.940 I think that it's just this weird thing where they're doing sort of the same thing that the

00:50:21.840 loser brigade does where they're focusing more on like trying to drag somebody down than

00:50:26.600 to bring themselves up.

00:50:28.500 Which is weird because I like their ideas.

00:50:31.140 So it's like, just keep on your ideas.

00:50:33.280 But at the same time, it's like they, it's this weird thing where like a lot of these

00:50:37.700 people, I mean, we're kind of speaking in the collective, will vacillate between being

00:50:41.440 like wanting to be like, oh, we'll work with you guys or we're going to be divide or whatever

00:50:45.660 like kind of hopping and thing.

00:50:46.720 I don't respect either. 0.90

00:50:47.800 And it's like, we'll just kind of like either break off or fucking like be chill.

00:50:51.720 Because I actually agree with most of their ideas, but I'm chill with like everyone for 0.68

00:50:55.900 the most part, aside from the woke people. 0.93

00:50:57.380 I might talk shit on them every now and then, but if anything, I don't care if they block 0.98

00:51:00.520 me. 0.98

00:51:00.860 Like I want them to block. 1.00

00:51:02.220 I usually preemptively block those fuckers. 1.00

00:51:04.240 So yeah, but I guess we should get, I guess we can get into the CERN thing. 0.99

00:51:10.120 You brought that up.

00:51:11.240 What are your thoughts on that?

00:51:12.440 I mean, do you genuinely think the CERN thing is something to be concerned about?

00:51:15.920 I mean, I'm not concerned.

00:51:17.680 Yes, I do.

00:51:18.280 I mean, it is weird. 0.99

00:51:19.180 I know there's all that weird shit with like the cult stuff and the shit with like them, 0.99

00:51:22.680 those motherfuckers, like worshiping Shiva and shit that have come out and stuff. 0.99

00:51:26.160 But yeah, so I think in like the whole, the whole idea of that, that large hadron collider, 0.99

00:51:32.620 however you say it, they were looking for, I forget the name of this particle, but it's

00:51:36.380 called like the God, the God part of God particle.

00:51:38.700 It's the Higgs boson.

00:51:40.240 Yeah.

00:51:40.660 Right.

00:51:41.000 Yeah.

00:51:41.180 Yeah.

00:51:41.360 So they're like colliding atoms at the speed of sound and some kind of like odd looking

00:51:46.140 test tube.

00:51:46.740 Subatomic particles, I believe.

00:51:48.600 Yeah.

00:51:48.980 Yeah.

00:51:49.400 You gotta be fast on the speed of sound, but go on.

00:51:51.820 Yeah.

00:51:52.040 I mean, they're just colliding them over and over somewhere in Geneva, Switzerland, which

00:51:56.520 is actually where they do the, uh, is that where it fucking, not Davos, but that other 0.99

00:52:01.580 shit. 0.99

00:52:01.760 What's in Switzerland there? 1.00

00:52:03.600 I think there's a few things, I believe a few of those.

00:52:06.160 I thought Davos was there.

00:52:07.500 Are they not?

00:52:08.320 I think it might be.

00:52:09.320 Yeah.

00:52:09.440 They do.

00:52:09.760 They do some kind of crazy meetings up there.

00:52:11.960 Um, so they were doing that in 2012 and there's, so there's like a separate conspiracy

00:52:17.460 theory that says, uh, you know, when the Mayans were looking at the calendar and they couldn't 0.82

00:52:22.060 see past 2012 and they made a movie about how it's the end of the world and all this shit. 0.98

00:52:25.300 Uh, okay. 0.95

00:52:27.480 Davos isn't, yeah, there you go. 0.91

00:52:28.800 So there's a lot of weird shit going on in Switzerland, but, uh, um, they, yeah, so we 0.90

00:52:35.040 couldn't, the Mayans couldn't see past 2012 and there's a, there's a theory or I think, 0.96

00:52:39.780 I think they actually came out with it that they did find something in 2012, whatever CERN

00:52:44.040 was doing with that, that, uh, Hadron Collider, they found that was when they found the Higgs

00:52:49.240 of Ozon.

00:52:49.820 I'm pretty sure.

00:52:50.380 Right.

00:52:51.140 Oh yeah.

00:52:51.620 They, but they don't really, it was around 2011, 2012.

00:52:54.040 Cause I was like post stroke at that point or I remember it happening around then.

00:52:58.820 Yeah.

00:52:59.280 So they, maybe they found it. 0.91

00:53:01.080 I don't mean masturbating. 0.96

00:53:02.500 What are they, what are they doing with it? 0.97

00:53:04.240 We don't, we don't even really know.

00:53:05.780 They turned it back on again in like late 2015, 2016, right before Trump's election, which

00:53:11.280 more people say kind of fuck the timeline.

00:53:13.400 Then you have like the Mandela effect stuff that goes on, like the, the Berenstain bears 0.98

00:53:17.960 and did Mandela die in jail or was he released and died later?

00:53:21.480 We don't, we don't even know.

00:53:22.580 Does, does the Monopoly man have a monocle? 0.99

00:53:25.760 Good fucking question. 0.99

00:53:26.860 I think he does. 1.00

00:53:28.460 He apparently, he doesn't.

00:53:29.580 Yeah.

00:53:30.060 How do you spell Oscar Mayer Wiener? 1.00

00:53:31.660 This kind of shit. 1.00

00:53:32.440 Fruit of a womb with a cornucopia. 1.00

00:53:34.540 Right.

00:53:35.040 Yeah.

00:53:35.240 So there's a lot of like weird inconsistencies in this timeline, things that people remember

00:53:40.200 and, and that, that we, maybe we're remembering them incorrectly, but on a mass scale for people

00:53:45.780 to remember stuff incorrectly is strange.

00:53:47.500 So I think Tuesday on Tuesday, they turned on the large Hadron Collider again.

00:53:52.660 And they, they were bragging about that.

00:53:55.100 It was like, it was like stronger than ever.

00:53:57.280 So let's see what happens.

00:53:59.640 Yeah.

00:54:00.100 So yeah, I think the thing was that they were smashing particles together faster than they

00:54:04.600 ever have before.

00:54:05.420 And for what reason, I don't know, because I think it was already the case that when they're

00:54:09.480 slamming these particles together, they're able to actually create like mini black holes.

00:54:14.160 So yeah, it's, it's the plot of stranger things. 0.99

00:54:17.520 It's so fucked up. 0.98

00:54:18.540 Like I tweeted that they should have, they should have like, uh, timed it correctly and 1.00

00:54:22.920 dropped stranger things at the same time that they activated this shit. 0.99

00:54:25.680 Cause it's like, you know, I thought it was weird how elated you got about cunt hair. 0.99

00:54:33.200 You obviously have never worked in the trades too. 0.98

00:54:35.360 That is a very common. 0.99

00:54:36.660 It was a cunt hair away from post. 1.00

00:54:38.520 If you never heard the term cunt, a cunt hair. 1.00

00:54:41.660 I mean, I have, but not. 0.99

00:54:43.700 Okay.

00:54:44.460 Not in that context.

00:54:46.040 Okay.

00:54:46.420 I was just like, what has he never.

00:54:48.080 Cause I know I, I worked construction as a kid and I heard that a million times and 0.97

00:54:51.320 my dad would be like, let's take a cunt hair off this, you know, take a rail. 1.00

00:54:55.660 We like you tap, tap a rail down there. 0.99

00:54:57.340 Like we give it to me a cunt hair. 0.99

00:54:58.440 Just look like that. 0.99

00:54:59.400 It's just, just give it a little bit.

00:55:00.900 We'll be like, or the PG version, like take off a CH.

00:55:03.940 I'm like, what's CH stand for?

00:55:05.040 Don't worry about it.

00:55:06.880 Bring it, bring it to me.

00:55:08.040 Bring it to me.

00:55:08.720 But back to the certain thing. 0.91

00:55:10.220 They are actually fucking with the space time continuum.

00:55:13.700 So that's, that is concerning. 0.91

00:55:16.240 To like kind of put a scientific, uh, spin on it.

00:55:19.540 Cause a lot of people go, oh, well like this is what's happening on the sun all the time.

00:55:23.300 But then like, if, if, even if we're going like purely science, like, uh, I mean, I'm 0.73

00:55:29.560 not like a, I don't know the shit too well, but I know like a, they went to like interstellar

00:55:33.180 how, like when you get around, uh, like a, some of that large of a gravitational, like 0.95

00:55:37.540 a pull, it throws things off. 0.86

00:55:39.840 So like, I would think that like, maybe there's some weird fuckery going on. 0.99

00:55:44.420 Like, like if you were to get near the sun, maybe it would dick with shit like that. 0.99

00:55:48.000 So I mean, to do that on the earth, like, I don't think so. 0.99

00:55:51.580 Because well, the sun is smashing the nuclei of hydrogen together to form helium.

00:55:58.060 Whereas what they're doing at CERN is they're taking like smaller particles than that, subatomic

00:56:04.440 particles and smashing them together. 0.95

00:56:06.160 Like we're talking about like quantum level shit that's going on here. 0.99

00:56:11.440 Yeah. 0.97

00:56:12.360 That's someone, someone commented to me, uh, they're like, oh, that the stars explode and

00:56:16.620 they create the same.

00:56:17.340 It was like, stars are like millions of miles away. 1.00

00:56:19.400 This shit is happening in Switzerland. 0.99

00:56:20.840 It's like happening right there, dude. 1.00

00:56:23.000 Well, on earth, it would have to be like a mat, like a huge supernova can possibly,

00:56:28.060 yeah.

00:56:28.560 Like create like something that that's essentially a black hole.

00:56:32.760 Yeah.

00:56:33.080 Like it would have to be something that massive to do it.

00:56:35.960 Yeah.

00:56:36.380 And it would probably fuck a lot of people up, but they're doing it in such a controlled

00:56:39.520 environment in such a small space.

00:56:41.440 Something strange is happening. 1.00

00:56:42.780 They probably shouldn't be doing this shit. 1.00

00:56:45.860 Yeah. 1.00

00:56:46.380 This would be, this would be a good topic to have Tripoli talk about.

00:56:49.360 Cause I do think that gets into weird, like what's going on. 0.93

00:56:52.580 I'll be fucking with frequencies.

00:56:53.940 I mean, I've said before, like, uh, like I have actually been, 0.98

00:56:58.060 uh, you know, top got me on. 0.98

00:56:59.580 I listen to Sam now a bunch and it is like a lot of the weird, crazy shit they talk about. 0.89

00:57:03.580 I do like to entertain. 0.60

00:57:04.740 They're fun to think about like fun, uh, but I don't necessarily buy them completely, but

00:57:08.600 they are interesting to, to like consider.

00:57:11.000 But yeah, there is definitely something like, are we fucking with like, uh, timelines?

00:57:14.900 Is this like going to throw off our frequencies?

00:57:16.800 Are we like, uh, you know, like, is that what, like, cause we, we had a whole talk in the 0.95

00:57:20.640 group chat a while ago about like, um, you know, with demons and shit.

00:57:25.260 And like, uh, and I was like, well, I mean, maybe they're just like, uh, extra dimensional 0.97

00:57:28.920 shit, which I guess in a certain way, that's just semantic, you know, you're just like, 0.97

00:57:32.240 you're like the difference between an extra dimensional being and a demon. 0.99

00:57:35.700 Uh, it really is just a matter of what their, their goals are.

00:57:38.440 Like, you know, like it's kind of the idea, like the ancient aliens theory, like aliens

00:57:42.760 coming down and basically being gods.

00:57:44.300 I'm like, well, they kind of are gods in a certain sense, if you will.

00:57:47.140 Like, so an extra dimensional being, you know, like you gotta have Tony Merkel on, man. 0.99

00:57:51.800 I'm telling you the story will fucking knock your balls off. 0.99

00:57:54.040 That's the dog man guy, right? 0.99

00:57:55.520 That's the dog man.

00:57:56.260 I watched it.

00:57:57.140 I mean, it was cool.

00:57:58.100 Did you see that episode?

00:57:59.120 Yeah, I watched it.

00:57:59.720 I listened to it.

00:58:00.200 The second part of it.

00:58:00.560 I have not.

00:58:01.100 The second part?

00:58:01.980 I only, I watched the.

00:58:03.600 No, I mean, towards the end.

00:58:04.980 After, after he talks about dog man, he talks about the story about, uh, about like his,

00:58:10.040 his friend, the demon.

00:58:11.340 Okay.

00:58:11.620 That one I thought was cool, but I, it was too easy to write off.

00:58:15.020 It's just like, I don't know, because it was just like, oh, I know a guy who knows a

00:58:18.640 guy who said this and he said that, but then he wouldn't give details, which I'm not saying

00:58:22.520 he's wrong.

00:58:23.320 I mean, I don't know.

00:58:23.960 Maybe there's something to it, but it was like, I, there wasn't really any meat there.

00:58:27.740 You know what I mean?

00:58:28.220 Like, it was like, I, I didn't really have anything to latch onto.

00:58:30.980 It was like, come on, give me names.

00:58:32.280 Give me more.

00:58:32.940 I know they had that like book they were talking about, uh, that like the supposed book that, 0.92

00:58:37.540 uh, was about the weird demon shit, but it was a whole lot of like, uh, he said, she 0.95

00:58:42.500 said, and you know, maybe there's something there. 0.98

00:58:44.440 I'm not saying he's wrong.

00:58:45.380 I think that guy has an interesting concept for a show.

00:58:47.460 I would definitely, I mean, uh, I'd, I'd definitely be open to having him on.

00:58:51.200 It'd be an interesting idea, but you know, like, yeah. 0.84

00:58:54.420 With, uh, with the CERN shit, uh, real quick. 0.62

00:58:56.560 Cause I know they had that like video that came out like six years ago or so where it 0.97

00:59:01.340 was staged, uh, but they were pretending that they were doing this like satanic ritual and

00:59:07.280 sacrifice at CERN in front of a statue of Shiva. 0.98

00:59:11.360 Like what the fuck is that? 0.98

00:59:12.760 Like, even if it is fake, which I mean, well fake in that they like acted it basically. 0.99

00:59:17.260 Like they weren't really doing it legitimately, but even like trolling like that, like what

00:59:22.840 kind of people do that?

00:59:24.020 It's kind of my question.

00:59:24.840 That was their excuse.

00:59:25.920 I heard it was, they said it was just for the, for the walls, you know, like just for

00:59:29.240 people who are into the cult, uh, episode of five 47 tinfoil hat.

00:59:36.940 Um, uh, yeah.

00:59:38.480 So this is, this is something interesting and I keep teasing my conspiracy theories to

00:59:42.920 you guys in the group chat, but, uh, uh, this here's a quote from Nikola Tesla.

00:59:46.180 He says, if you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency

00:59:50.560 and vibration.

00:59:51.800 And what CERN is fucking with is in a sense, all of these things they're creating energy, 0.89

00:59:56.680 the frequency and vibration. 0.82

00:59:57.920 And a lot of, a lot of what goes on in the earth, on the earth, I think really does come

01:00:03.220 down to that.

01:00:03.720 So yeah, my, my conspiracy theory is like out there has to do with Nikola Tesla, all kinds 0.99

01:00:07.440 of shit. 0.99

01:00:07.920 So as we know, Tesla was being surveilled by the FBI and they stole some of his shit. 1.00

01:00:15.300 Do you know who, you know who that agent was when he died? 0.98

01:00:17.600 Uh, it was, uh, John G Trump, I believe was, was one of the people involved in it.

01:00:22.560 Trump's uncle.

01:00:23.620 Is that right?

01:00:24.500 Yeah.

01:00:24.900 That's a, that's a conspiracy theory that leads to like Trump having a time machine.

01:00:29.140 And, uh, I actually, I actually own those books, uh, from, I forget the guy's name.

01:00:34.680 It's called like the last president and, uh, Baron, little Baron Trump.

01:00:39.180 And he's like six, eight.

01:00:41.540 Yeah, no, but the, but the picture of it on that, that the guy drew the picture on the

01:00:46.440 cover, it's a, it's, it looks like Baron Trump and he's holding something like indiscernible.

01:00:50.720 It's like a little triangle, but it looks like a fidget spinner because the kid is like 1.00

01:00:53.640 fucking autistic. 0.99

01:00:55.060 So by the way, uh, Baron Trump was not, uh, the Baron who was on my floor freshman year. 1.00

01:01:00.020 It was an obese man who was masturbating by the way. 0.92

01:01:03.440 Tie into early episode. 0.98

01:01:05.660 All right.

01:01:06.980 Yeah.

01:01:07.460 But if you, if you read that book, read through those books, his, uh, his Baron, little Baron

01:01:11.600 Trump and his advisor is named Don.

01:01:14.300 And it's like an older man who follows him around through these journeys in the underworld

01:01:17.940 and the same author.

01:01:19.320 Oh, Ingersoll Rand.

01:01:20.600 Ingersoll Rand is the author.

01:01:21.840 He wrote a book called the last president 1900.

01:01:25.420 And it's a, it's about a bombastic president from New York who, uh, obviously becomes president

01:01:32.240 and he's kind of a loud mouth, but he's the final president of the United States.

01:01:35.740 And it's just kind of weird and serendipitous how that, oh yeah, I know I'm deep into it, man.

01:01:40.940 I wish Cole was here.

01:01:41.700 Cause Cole would be like, yes, yes, yes.

01:01:43.340 I mean, if it's the last president, I mean, there is definitely something very weird about

01:01:47.840 the whole Biden thing.

01:01:48.900 And it's like, I'm not saying he's a lizard person, but I wouldn't be the least bit surprised. 1.00

01:01:53.520 You know what I mean?

01:01:53.920 Like, uh, like, I don't know. 1.00

01:01:55.720 Or just some, like, he's just so fucking incompetent. 0.99

01:01:58.900 It's like hard to believe it's, it's weird. 0.99

01:02:01.360 I don't know. 0.99

01:02:02.280 Like, and there's also been the weird shit. 0.96

01:02:04.080 Like, you remember the beginning of his presidency or earlier with the weird, like, uh, a lot of 0.98

01:02:08.560 the weird, like, uh, videos where it'd be like, he'd be walking through shit and 0.88

01:02:12.660 like, or like, you know, like the microphones. 0.79

01:02:15.360 Yeah. 0.99

01:02:15.460 That was weird shit. 0.99

01:02:16.660 Yeah. 1.00

01:02:16.840 Which I guess people said there was some optical illusion. 0.99

01:02:18.560 Maybe it is, maybe it isn't, but it was a lot of weird shit. 0.96

01:02:21.160 A lot of people were saying it was just like, cause it had a CGI backdrop. 0.86

01:02:23.920 And I think that's probably the best explanation, but there's definitely a lot of weird stuff.

01:02:27.660 My favorite is that he doesn't have hands.

01:02:30.160 Like that's the timeline earth one.

01:02:32.000 Yeah.

01:02:32.440 Oh yeah.

01:02:33.000 Like he got like the fake vaccine and that was on a sound stage.

01:02:36.820 Like that was definitely on a sound stage.

01:02:38.920 Yeah.

01:02:39.820 Yeah.

01:02:40.160 That whole, that whole thing is bizarre.

01:02:41.980 Like it was just a simple press conference of him walking from the white house.

01:02:45.880 Like why do you, why on earth would you need to CGI that?

01:02:49.480 It's just so weird.

01:02:51.420 And we're in this weird time where deep fakes are so convincing.

01:02:54.640 Like, uh, uh, Matt Stone and Trey Parker had this whole show they made and there was a

01:02:59.420 pretty fun, I've only watched a couple of episodes.

01:03:00.600 I think it was like a YouTube show they made and it was like deep fakes.

01:03:03.700 And it was like, just like them, like they'd have like Trump characters and like different

01:03:07.360 other people, like Tom Cruise or whatever. 0.99

01:03:09.560 And like, they just did deep fakes and just made them say funny shit. 0.98

01:03:12.300 And it was hilarious, but it would like, look just like them. 0.98

01:03:14.460 And it's like, that is like a, them just like kind of slapping it together and YouTube

01:03:18.280 just a couple, you know, I mean, don't be wrong.

01:03:20.980 They, they, I'm sure they have the ability to make high level production stuff, but you know, 0.98

01:03:24.980 like, and that's just, I'm fucking around. 0.90

01:03:26.800 I'm sure they're not putting a whole lot of, you know, time and effort into a YouTube 0.95

01:03:30.220 project they have. 0.92

01:03:31.440 So like, you know, I think like if someone's like, it wouldn't be, it would be so goddamn 0.84

01:03:35.260 easy to make the president a deep fake or whatever, like it'd be too goddamn easy.

01:03:41.620 But yeah, I don't know. 0.84

01:03:42.600 You could go so many different ways with this.

01:03:44.380 It's just, we're in a weird time where it's like, you really can't take anything for being

01:03:49.000 real, like at all.

01:03:50.720 Like, and that's not even being like conspiratorial.

01:03:52.560 It's just like, I mean, you can even be like, Hey, Biden doesn't exist. 1.00

01:03:55.580 It's just that like every now and then maybe he is just an old aging fuck. 0.99

01:03:58.440 And then it's like, eh, well this press conference, we'll just, you know, we'll do a deep fake. 1.00

01:04:02.100 This is this one or whatever.

01:04:03.060 Yeah.

01:04:03.160 But these are people that they literally create an entirely false reality, like with

01:04:08.160 the COVID narrative and beyond that, of course, but like, that's just a really good example

01:04:13.220 of it.

01:04:13.600 So like, what is even real they're putting out there?

01:04:18.600 We don't know.

01:04:20.220 I don't know.

01:04:20.760 Uh, I don't know if you guys want to move into the shooting thing.

01:04:23.320 If you have anything to say about the Chicago shooting, I know a lot of people are going

01:04:26.100 really conspiratorial about it, but I'm not really completely ready to jump on that.

01:04:30.500 There are a lot of stuff.

01:04:31.760 He does seem like a guy who had a lot of issues.

01:04:34.700 Um, and I'm not, well, I am, I'm obviously have said before, I'm completely open to the 0.99

01:04:40.320 idea of like the feds fucking shit, but it's also like, I mean, sometimes just, just real. 0.99

01:04:44.800 He could just be a guy off his rocker that just fucking, you know, I know, wanted to 1.00

01:04:48.940 make it look like that. 0.99

01:04:49.840 I don't know.

01:04:50.480 It seemed too weird for me and too on the nose for it to be, but I could be wrong. 0.99

01:04:56.140 A lot of shit about this is fucking weird, dude. 0.99

01:04:59.040 Like he's like a SoundCloud rapper. 1.00

01:05:01.940 I mean, like he looks almost like an alien, which I mean, just his appearance is very strange.

01:05:08.180 He was dressed like a woman when he committed this. 0.99

01:05:11.440 Apparently, I don't know.

01:05:13.420 There are just a lot of strange things about it.

01:05:15.800 Yeah, I don't, it's again, every time this comes up, like we talk about it a little bit

01:05:22.080 every, every time, every like two weeks when there's a mass shooting, I'm just like, I'm

01:05:25.760 not.

01:05:25.920 It's like every day, man.

01:05:27.100 Yeah, like I, I don't know.

01:05:29.760 Yeah, whatever. 1.00

01:05:31.720 It's, it's just another fucking mass shooting. 1.00

01:05:33.880 Is it MKUltra? 1.00

01:05:35.160 Maybe.

01:05:35.760 Is it a decaying society?

01:05:37.840 Most likely.

01:05:39.080 Probably, yes.

01:05:40.100 Yeah.

01:05:40.360 They're blaming SSRIs.

01:05:42.120 Yes.

01:05:42.480 Could be that.

01:05:43.320 Could be a fatherless home. 0.82

01:05:44.900 I wonder if he had his father in his home. 1.00

01:05:46.840 I mean, it's all, it's just all the same shit. 1.00

01:05:48.880 It's just boring. 0.99

01:05:50.340 It's just, it's boring.

01:05:51.940 And the lizard people really can't create anything new. 1.00

01:05:54.760 Do something better than mass shootings.

01:05:56.540 You're not going to take the guns.

01:05:58.500 Whatever.

01:05:59.060 I mean, that is their incentive.

01:06:00.740 And they keep trying to push that harder and harder, which by the way, that's going

01:06:04.800 to lead into the campaign video that we're going to watch here that I don't think any

01:06:08.360 of us have seen.

01:06:08.580 Oh yeah, let's, let's do that.

01:06:09.700 And I think we're probably, we're probably get a good point.

01:06:11.920 I'm really realizing that Cole is the glue that holds the show together and he needs

01:06:16.780 to come back.

01:06:17.420 Uh, and it's also, I've noticed we're really, it's really hard to break us and to go back

01:06:22.400 to our old stride of what we were doing after our conspiracy ones.

01:06:26.240 Cause we fell in so well, but I think going forward, we'll probably, you know, every now

01:06:30.040 and then do conspiracy ones as well too.

01:06:31.760 Cause it's just, I don't know. 1.00

01:06:32.920 We seem to all like that shit. 1.00

01:06:34.220 It's fun. 1.00

01:06:34.980 But, uh, yeah.

01:06:35.700 This is slowly turning into a conspiracy show.

01:06:38.220 I'm sorry guys.

01:06:40.300 I'm here for it, but it's gotta be conspiracy and offensive comedy all at once, man.

01:06:45.780 Uh, you want to go bring it up?

01:06:48.780 Yeah, let's do that.

01:06:49.700 Uh, get that going here.

01:06:53.340 So this is, uh, Jerome Davison, I believe is the guy he's running for the house of representatives

01:06:59.720 out of Arizona.

01:07:01.620 And this is a campaign video that he released.

01:07:05.380 Uh, assuming you guys can see that.

01:07:08.020 You know, large it, it's a tiny little thing.

01:07:11.140 Democrats like to say that no one needs an AR 15 for self-defense that no one could possibly

01:07:17.440 need all 30 rounds, but when this rifle is the only thing standing between your family

01:07:24.160 and a dozen angry Democrats in clan hoods, you just might need that semi-automatic and all

01:07:33.780 30 rounds.

01:07:41.760 Democrat say that.

01:07:43.100 I think that was it.

01:07:44.020 Yeah.

01:07:44.280 All right.

01:07:44.440 That's just a mega base.

01:07:45.640 I thought it was going to be longer than that, but yeah.

01:07:47.620 It is funny how often though we do get accused, uh, or the conservatives and even us getting 0.99

01:07:52.400 accused of being like racist and like, yeah, we say nigger and shit a lot on this show. 0.98

01:07:55.580 And it's mostly just for fun because I think it's a fun word. 1.00

01:07:58.460 Uh, but, but you know, like whatever, but then, then you see like shit, like, you know, 1.00

01:08:03.600 like Clarence Thomas being called a nigger unironically by the left. 0.99

01:08:06.480 And, you know, then like there was a gun, the gun thing with Supreme court law. 0.95

01:08:10.140 We're like, Oh my God, the Democrats being like, are we ready for black people to have 0.91

01:08:13.700 guns? 1.00

01:08:14.100 And like, dude, I don't give a fuck. 0.99

01:08:17.100 Yeah. 0.99

01:08:17.820 Everyone should have a gun. 0.99

01:08:18.720 I don't give a shit. 0.99

01:08:19.600 Like, correct. 0.99

01:08:20.240 Like, would you not have wanted the, uh, slaves to have guns? 1.00

01:08:23.700 Like what the fuck? 1.00

01:08:25.220 Yeah. 1.00

01:08:25.940 No, I don't know.

01:08:26.380 It's a super base.

01:08:27.020 I don't really have much to say about that.

01:08:28.520 Uh, you know, it is like a mega based ad.

01:08:31.200 I'll give him that dude. 0.64

01:08:32.240 Yeah.

01:08:32.580 At the beginning, he has a Lucille Negan's bat from the walking dead.

01:08:37.080 You notice that?

01:08:38.300 Oh, that's pretty cool.

01:08:39.120 A baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. 1.00

01:08:41.580 Dude, I'm about to shut off my agorism and go fucking vote for this dude. 1.00

01:08:44.680 I mean, that's pretty fucking crazy. 0.99

01:08:46.880 You gotta get to Arizona, man. 0.98

01:08:49.120 Oh, Arizona.

01:08:50.280 Okay.

01:08:51.000 He's in Arizona.

01:08:52.160 Yeah.

01:08:53.040 No.

01:08:54.580 Spud's asking about my background.

01:08:56.040 This is my wife's dirty clothes. 1.00

01:08:57.700 I don't know what this shit is. 1.00

01:08:58.920 It does kind of look like a flashlight. 1.00

01:09:00.860 Like, is it a fish with a hat?

01:09:03.580 It's probably panties.

01:09:05.020 I don't know.

01:09:05.800 Whatever.

01:09:06.840 It looks like a flashlight.

01:09:09.060 It looks like he's having a flashlight propped up right there.

01:09:11.820 Yeah, I guess, I guess it's, I watched this, I saw this, this ad, but I watched it on mute.

01:09:21.460 So I didn't know that he said Democrats.

01:09:23.400 And I was just like, it seemed like cliche to me at first, but I was like, what side is he coming from?

01:09:29.120 But now I'm like, all right, it's kind of, kind of base, I guess.

01:09:31.960 Sort of.

01:09:32.140 But I don't know, he'll be on Tim Pool eventually, probably, and say some, like, you know, normie, conservative talking lines.

01:09:37.620 And they're like, he's great because he's black, so whatever.

01:09:40.120 Yeah. 0.66

01:09:40.300 But cool.

01:09:41.220 The Democrats, man.

01:09:42.320 Yeah, the OG KKK.

01:09:45.100 Hey, I'm here for it.

01:09:46.320 It seems to be there's a lot of messaging kind of like that.

01:09:48.700 Obviously, that one's over the top.

01:09:49.800 But I'm here for that kind of messaging.

01:09:51.740 You know, I mean, whatever.

01:09:53.160 I mean, obviously, I'm still not going to go vote for conservatives or whatever.

01:09:55.640 But I'm here for it. 0.99

01:09:57.200 Let them go fucking hard in the paint. 1.00

01:09:58.500 I don't give a shit. 1.00

01:09:59.380 Like, I mean, how do you guys feel about the bitch that was twerking in the beach upside down? 1.00

01:10:03.720 Dude, that ass fat, dog. 1.00

01:10:04.860 I'm not going to lie. 1.00

01:10:06.700 Jose definitely tapped that.

01:10:08.500 Dude, she is like, I'm not going to lie.

01:10:10.860 I was about that.

01:10:12.440 You know, that is the exact type of thick I like, dog.

01:10:16.100 Like, I did see other pictures, though, and I'm not impressed from other pictures.

01:10:20.200 But this is where my head went.

01:10:22.000 First off, she's like, she's grooming kids. 0.99

01:10:23.740 So that's like, that's a little bit internal.

01:10:25.480 She's a state senator in Rhode Island, by the way.

01:10:28.880 Wow. 1.00

01:10:29.400 And that means any of us could do this shit. 0.99

01:10:31.200 But when she was twerking, I looked at her feet, as I said before. 1.00

01:10:35.240 And I said, this bitch has like rabbit feet. 1.00

01:10:37.200 Like, they're like size 13. 1.00

01:10:38.740 They look kind of big.

01:10:39.580 So I was like, I don't like that.

01:10:41.500 But you're the foot guy. 1.00

01:10:43.140 What the fuck? 1.00

01:10:43.960 Yeah, I know. 1.00

01:10:44.880 But it's like, I feel like girls with huge feet have like real deep pussies. 1.00

01:10:51.980 Am I wrong? 1.00

01:10:53.340 That's just black women. 1.00

01:10:55.480 It's just like they have like naturally deep pussies. 1.00

01:10:58.960 Wait, do black women, wait, they have deep pussies or just meaty pussies? 1.00

01:11:03.380 Or both? 1.00

01:11:04.800 Probably, probably have to have both, right?

01:11:06.500 If they're getting dicked down.

01:11:07.420 Actually, so I was watching Joe Rogan the other day. 0.99

01:11:09.700 I forgot to bring this shit up to you guys. 0.99

01:11:11.060 And they were like, just getting super racist. 0.99

01:11:14.380 I forgot who he was talking to.

01:11:15.560 Should we play it?

01:11:17.300 Sure, whatever.

01:11:18.440 But so they were getting like super racist on, like by accident.

01:11:23.160 And they were saying like, oh, they were talking about monkeys, literal monkeys.

01:11:26.400 So gorillas are more of a, like they'll pick a mate and they'll stay with the mate and they're cool. 0.81

01:11:34.260 And that's why gorillas have the tiniest penises of all mammals. 0.94

01:11:38.120 But chimpanzees have like huge bulls because they're like a promiscuous species. 0.99

01:11:44.380 So they're like, you know, like the male will turn around and the female is fucking another guy. 0.99

01:11:48.240 And it's like they go to the one with the biggest bulls or the biggest dick or whatever. 1.00

01:11:51.540 And then I started thinking about black people. 1.00

01:11:54.320 And I was like, fuck. 1.00

01:11:56.940 I was like, this is actually, they nailed Joe Rogan for saying nigger a couple of times. 1.00

01:12:01.600 I was like, this is racist. 1.00

01:12:02.940 This is the most racist shit he's ever said. 1.00

01:12:05.400 Literally comparing black people to monkeys and like laughing. 1.00

01:12:09.380 I don't know if he did it on purpose, but the shit was hilarious. 1.00

01:12:11.720 So I got to find the clip. 0.98

01:12:14.960 So I do have this up.

01:12:17.540 We can watch this quickly.

01:12:19.520 I know you guys want to see it again, man.

01:12:21.480 Oh God, here we go.

01:12:22.580 Look at her feet.

01:12:23.480 Look at her feet.

01:12:24.360 It's Tierra Mac is her name.

01:12:26.460 Look at her feet. 0.99

01:12:27.680 Her foot is like fucking 12 inches long, dude. 1.00

01:12:30.420 Sandra Mac. 1.00

01:12:32.840 That bitch is crazy. 1.00

01:12:34.220 First off, she's crazy. 1.00

01:12:35.120 And then here's what else I'm thinking about. 0.99

01:12:37.120 So she's got like those dreadlocks, right?

01:12:38.780 So you know that they don't wash those.

01:12:40.780 Like you can't go in the shower and wash them.

01:12:42.540 That's why they have like a special like lotion that they put in. 0.99

01:12:45.760 Because if you wet it, it gets fucked up. 0.97

01:12:47.620 Now she's got sand oil in her hair. 0.99

01:12:49.700 Besides everything else.

01:12:50.800 You know when Bob Marley died?

01:12:52.120 You know how many different type of species of bugs they found in his dreadlocks, bro? 0.93

01:12:56.020 Crazy. 1.00

01:12:56.760 Now this bitch got sand, all kinds of shit. 1.00

01:12:59.300 She's twerking. 1.00

01:12:59.980 She's got feet this long.

01:13:01.920 It's a no from me. 1.00

01:13:02.780 Yeah, now she's got sand in her pussy and in her hair. 1.00

01:13:05.180 It kind of sucks. 1.00

01:13:06.440 And in her cunt hair. 1.00

01:13:08.300 I'm trying to sway Jose away from this, but I see his face. 1.00

01:13:12.160 He's like, nah.

01:13:13.300 Still. 0.78

01:13:13.440 Dude, it's weird because I'm like weirdly into black chicks, especially like her figure. 1.00

01:13:18.940 I like that. 0.62

01:13:19.500 She got nice thighs. 1.00

01:13:20.440 I could go for a slightly bigger ass. 0.99

01:13:22.360 It didn't jiggle as much as I like. 0.99

01:13:23.700 Play it again, Code.

01:13:24.580 Play it again, Code.

01:13:25.760 But it's weird though. 0.97

01:13:28.260 I've smashed two black chicks in my life, and both did not impress me. 1.00

01:13:31.820 I don't get where I'm like so into black chicks. 1.00

01:13:34.580 I don't get it at all.

01:13:36.740 But yeah, it doesn't make sense.

01:13:40.020 You like them thick, Jose.

01:13:42.260 I guess that makes sense that they have that figure. 1.00

01:13:45.740 But dude, if we're being honest, I would fuck that chick too. 1.00

01:13:48.820 Yeah, for real. 1.00

01:13:49.900 I wouldn't.

01:13:50.660 I would not.

01:13:51.480 Really?

01:13:51.980 I would best.

01:13:52.680 Yes.

01:13:53.360 Really?

01:13:53.620 100%.

01:13:54.020 All right.

01:13:54.800 Well, all right.

01:13:55.480 Here's the deal.

01:13:55.940 I don't think I could actually pull it off just because, I mean, considering the things

01:14:00.180 I know about her, like, I mean, like, there's this weird quandary.

01:14:05.800 Like, I remember when I was in the military, when I was in, like, my training school, there

01:14:09.020 was this chick that was, like, super hot.

01:14:10.460 I think she was, like, a mixed chick. 0.99

01:14:11.520 She was, like, a light-skinned black chick or some shit. 1.00

01:14:14.400 And, like, I was super into her, and I didn't want to smash so hard. 0.99

01:14:16.960 But then I'd go to try to talk to her, and I just couldn't even get through.

01:14:19.860 I remember one time, like, she started talking.

01:14:21.500 I literally got up and just walked away because I was like, I just cannot deal with interacting

01:14:25.440 with you on a social level.

01:14:27.020 Like, I could, I want to smash, but it's like, you got to do that social thing to get to

01:14:31.240 the smash.

01:14:31.800 But I was like, dude, I just, I just can't.

01:14:34.020 You don't have to.

01:14:34.820 You don't have to have money.

01:14:36.500 Nah, dude.

01:14:37.060 Even then.

01:14:38.080 Even, like, in the best, the only way I could see it working is when I was, like, super drunk

01:14:42.360 and, like, kind of, like, we're just, like, almost just, like, skipping steps.

01:14:46.680 But even then, I'd just be, like, in my head, I'd be, like, while she's talking,

01:14:49.940 I'd be, like, I hate you.

01:14:52.060 No, I mean, yeah, that's a good point.

01:14:55.480 Like, this, yeah, Tierra Mac chick, like, I don't think I'd be able to converse with 1.00

01:14:59.280 her for any length of time at all. 0.99

01:15:02.060 And then also, I guess the other question is, like, where is that pussy bad? 1.00

01:15:08.220 You don't care about that? 1.00

01:15:09.740 Getting smashed by fifth graders, bro.

01:15:12.120 Huh?

01:15:12.700 That's what she, that, yeah, she, she's been teaching, like, fifth graders, like, what, 0.87

01:15:17.320 sexual pleasure?

01:15:18.940 Stuff like that. 1.00

01:15:19.480 Oh, well, fifth graders, they have tiny cocks, so you're saying that her pussy's still tight, 1.00

01:15:23.800 so. 1.00

01:15:25.320 Yeah, but super deep.

01:15:27.160 That's what I'm saying.

01:15:27.960 Her foot is, like, I mean, if your feet are bigger than my feet, this is a problem, I think.

01:15:36.700 Everything comes down to the feet, in my opinion.

01:15:39.400 No, nobody?

01:15:40.120 Okay.

01:15:40.760 I mean, in a certain sense, yes, because if your feet are bigger than mine, you're probably,

01:15:45.240 like, a large woman, and, like, I mean, don't get me wrong, like, I would be, I guess it's

01:15:51.180 the same issue I mentioned earlier, like, I'd be down with smashing, like, a tall chick 1.00

01:15:54.340 or, like, or, like, a, you know, or whatever, like, a chick big, like, larger than me, but 0.97

01:15:59.200 at the same time, it's, like, it's just so weird.

01:16:01.180 How do you interact with them?

01:16:02.340 Like, there's this weird social dynamic as a dude, especially, I'm a short guy.

01:16:05.620 I don't think I've ever smashed a chick, like, taller than me.

01:16:08.720 It's, like, so weird, the social dynamic of, like, being taller than you.

01:16:12.020 Like, it's, like, you're, in your head, you're, like, I know you don't respect me.

01:16:15.180 Like, I can't, like, there's no way we can move from step A to C. There's, like, this

01:16:19.460 part in between that, like, there's no way I can cross this bridge.

01:16:22.900 Even if you're kind of into me, I just, in my head, I know you don't respect me, because

01:16:26.540 you're looking down at me, literally.

01:16:27.860 Yeah, I don't think about the feet very much, but, like, if we're talking about, like, her

01:16:33.440 feet are, like, clown size, like, clown shoe size, then, yeah, that's probably going

01:16:38.540 to be a detractor. 0.99

01:16:39.560 But, you know, other than that, I don't think I really give a shit. 0.99

01:16:42.840 Yeah, that's, I mean, if your girlfriend wears your hoodie, that's fine. 0.98

01:16:45.540 If she's wearing your shoes outside, this is a problem. 1.00

01:16:48.360 And that bitch would be wearing my shoes. 1.00

01:16:49.900 She probably wouldn't even fit in my shoes. 1.00

01:16:51.420 Look at her feet again.

01:16:52.180 I mean, Jesus Christ.

01:16:53.720 It's crazy.

01:16:54.840 No, it's a no from me.

01:16:57.280 Topsy.

01:16:57.720 Hard no. 1.00

01:16:58.540 I would, theoretically, like, if you could, like, snap fingers and just be in the sack and

01:17:02.160 doing it, you know, but, like, I couldn't, I wouldn't be able to cross that bridge,

01:17:06.160 you know, that necessary step to get there, the socializing, the, you know, whatever,

01:17:10.380 but.

01:17:11.320 Top, what if she can grab things with her feet as if it were her hand? 0.99

01:17:17.240 Like.

01:17:18.320 Like a monkey?

01:17:19.580 Yeah.

01:17:22.040 Just, just like a monkey.

01:17:24.440 You like that kind of foot job, right? 1.00

01:17:26.340 Where the foot just actually grabs your cock, like, with some amount of strength. 1.00

01:17:30.400 And I haven't thought about this. 0.99

01:17:32.960 I haven't thought about this.

01:17:33.960 You're the feet guy.

01:17:35.420 What is it about?

01:17:37.000 I mean, every, we've all as men been watching a porn and it goes to a weird spot and you're

01:17:41.980 like, what, what, why did this take this weird turn?

01:17:44.720 Yeah.

01:17:44.840 And then you always come at that point.

01:17:46.380 Exactly.

01:17:47.120 And yeah, that's probably why Top has a foot thing now. 1.00

01:17:49.560 But like, I've seen before, like foot jobs and like, obviously that's when I'm like, 0.98

01:17:53.220 all right, I need to fast forward, get to different shit. 0.95

01:17:55.660 That never made sense to me. 0.99

01:17:56.780 Like, like, even if you're into feet, like them shits are, even a woman who moisturizes 1.00

01:18:00.740 the fuck out of that shit, it's still going to be like, you know, kind of, you know, callous 1.00

01:18:05.400 or whatever, to some extent. 1.00

01:18:06.680 I don't get it. 1.00

01:18:07.740 Like, who would want to put their foot, their dick between some feet and go at it? 1.00

01:18:10.780 You know, like, I don't know. 1.00

01:18:11.420 I don't like that.

01:18:12.120 I don't, I don't like that.

01:18:13.700 I thought you were talking about when the porn like really throws a curveball at you, 0.88

01:18:17.120 like a fish falls out of a tree before it turns into like a sexy nurse. 1.00

01:18:21.280 No, see, I'm coming at it for more of an analytical point of view.

01:18:26.180 You guys right away think I said, well, I like feet.

01:18:28.360 So you're like, oh, he likes foot jobs.

01:18:29.560 I don't like that at all.

01:18:30.640 I think you're lying to yourself about liking feet jobs, but go on.

01:18:34.020 No, no, I'm not lying.

01:18:35.380 I don't like foot jobs because they're awkward. 1.00

01:18:37.260 They're stupid. 1.00

01:18:38.180 Like, unless she has thumbs on her feet, that's a different story. 1.00

01:18:40.640 Well, yeah, if she can grab them like a monkey. 1.00

01:18:42.900 Yeah, then, then I have to put consideration to that. 0.99

01:18:45.540 That's why you need a black chick. 1.00

01:18:46.700 But as an, as a drawer, as somebody who does like drawing and stuff, I, this is very strange,

01:18:53.660 but I am obsessed with like hands and like, I guess, feet extremities.

01:18:58.560 I really, I just like to, does that make sense to you?

01:19:01.540 Yeah, that makes sense.

01:19:02.220 Cause I mean, being a big comic guy, I know there are a few renowned artists that are known

01:19:06.200 for being awful at drawing hands and feet and like people make fun of them like relentlessly.

01:19:10.140 Uh, like, but it is always funny.

01:19:12.760 Then when someone's points it out, you look at it and you're like, oh yeah, your hands

01:19:16.940 or feet are weird.

01:19:17.820 So it would make sense to an artist.

01:19:19.280 That's like that fine detail.

01:19:20.640 Cause hands and feet, I could get how it would be super hard to draw.

01:19:23.700 So it makes sense. 1.00

01:19:24.340 You would pay lots of attention to that shit. 1.00

01:19:26.320 The face, the face only can only change so much. 0.99

01:19:28.800 You can do a couple of expressions, but I could, if I drew, like I drew Jose's face,

01:19:33.060 I could, I could change your expression to like 50 different ways.

01:19:36.840 I can't do that with your hands.

01:19:38.340 Every time you change, you turn your hand at a different angle, it's like fascinating.

01:19:41.900 There's like more to look at. 0.99

01:19:43.980 I, I know it's very autistic and stupid, but this is just where, this is where my mind goes. 1.00

01:19:48.360 I was even like, and you can even get crazier with it. 0.98

01:19:50.600 Like they show that, like the marble statues of Michelangelo and showing how the different

01:19:54.400 muscles flex as you like move your fingers.

01:19:57.420 It goes all the way up to your forearm. 0.99

01:19:59.680 I mean, I'm only looking at, I'm only looking at David's penis. 0.99

01:20:03.520 So that's, that's around that. 0.99

01:20:05.760 Mostly because mine is bigger than his.

01:20:08.540 So it makes me feel better. 0.99

01:20:09.620 Small dicks are more dignified. 0.99

01:20:10.900 All right. 0.97

01:20:12.200 This is what we were talking about a couple of weeks ago that like, uh, back in the day, 0.97

01:20:15.680 the small penises were in fashion. 0.97

01:20:17.360 That's why all the statues had like, you know, small, modest penises. 0.99

01:20:22.060 I mean, I, I like the small dick cope conspiracy. 0.99

01:20:24.600 Like, just like they convinced the whole world that like, no, like this is, this is normal. 0.81

01:20:29.240 This is cool. 1.00

01:20:30.340 No, you fucking whores. 1.00

01:20:31.580 It's like, you don't want that giant dick. 1.00

01:20:33.900 Well, the one, the one thing about a, uh, the penis of a statue is that it's always hard 1.00

01:20:38.860 as a rock. 1.00

01:20:39.780 So.

01:20:42.720 All right.

01:20:43.840 Well, I think we're, uh, we're, we're getting, uh, getting sick of Toad's jokes.

01:20:47.200 So I think we're probably at a good point to cut it. 1.00

01:20:49.060 You bastard. 1.00

01:20:50.540 Wait. 1.00

01:20:50.940 Don't get me wrong.

01:20:52.000 You had some bangers given the right crowd today.

01:20:55.140 I'll give you that.

01:20:56.080 I thought I was at a medical conference, but, uh, well, the one other thing I was like,

01:21:00.080 you guys are saying that you notice women's hands and feet, but I like, I'm kind of the

01:21:04.500 opposite where I'm only going to notice if there's something like really wrong with them.

01:21:07.940 Like if she has like man hands or like really big, like clown feet, then that's a problem. 0.99

01:21:13.520 But other than that, I don't really notice or have an issue.

01:21:17.180 I don't notice.

01:21:18.100 It's just, I, I understand it from an artist perspective.

01:21:20.360 I notice I'm in this like weird in between space where like, I mean, you can tell I have

01:21:24.460 a lot of tattoos.

01:21:25.080 I'm a big comic book guy or I was in the past.

01:21:27.720 I still read comics occasionally, uh, not as much as I used to, but I understand I'm like

01:21:31.960 in this weird spot where I'm like a, I'm a fan of art, but I'm not like to that technical

01:21:36.060 level, but I know enough to understand like where they're coming from.

01:21:40.380 So like, uh, I mean, me and Tom have had talks before sometimes people be like, Hey, what

01:21:43.680 do you think of this?

01:21:44.240 And I'll be like, well, you know, maybe there's perspective or, you know, maybe I think this

01:21:48.060 is like overly saturated or whatever.

01:21:49.880 Like I understand that stuff.

01:21:51.080 Obviously he knows way more than I do, but I'm in a spot where I can kind of hang like,

01:21:55.480 and that's, uh, that's about it.

01:21:57.440 Hold on one second here.

01:21:58.680 I have something that, uh, Spud Ruckus, uh, sent me. 0.99

01:22:02.600 She's, uh, she's sending me pussy in the DM actually. 1.00

01:22:05.880 Oh shit. 1.00

01:22:06.940 So I'll, uh, I'll show this briefly here. 0.99

01:22:10.040 Go ahead and throw that on the YouTube.

01:22:11.400 Oh yeah. 1.00

01:22:13.560 It does look like a pussy, right? 1.00

01:22:16.540 It's like a big old fleshlight, like a weirdly large one. 1.00

01:22:20.120 It's like a t-shirt. 1.00

01:22:22.600 Tom's got his wife's pussy there. 1.00

01:22:25.780 Well, all right. 1.00

01:22:26.780 Uh, top, you want to drop plugs?

01:22:29.920 Uh, yeah.

01:22:30.880 Top lobster.com top lobster underscore.

01:22:33.360 I'll be back tomorrow. 1.00

01:22:35.220 Motherfuckers. 1.00

01:22:35.900 I'm back on the main, so I don't have to fuck. 1.00

01:22:38.460 And I still have not surpassed you, so everybody needs to fucking follow me before that happens. 0.99

01:22:43.940 So I can surpass top lobster again. 0.97

01:22:45.980 Or unfollow top.

01:22:47.540 That's fine too. 1.00

01:22:48.700 Hell, block his ass. 1.00

01:22:50.120 I don't care. 1.00

01:22:52.320 Uh, Toad?

01:22:54.960 Anarcho Toad on Twitter.

01:22:56.680 Uh, Tower Power Hour, obviously.

01:22:58.400 Uh, we have numerous episodes up.

01:23:00.580 You're gonna have to go over to Odyssey to see last week's Holocaust episode with Ryan Dawson,

01:23:06.140 which was the closer of Jonesin' for June.

01:23:10.160 Is that what it is? 0.98

01:23:10.840 I can't even fucking say it, dude. 1.00

01:23:12.220 It's a fucking dumb twist. 1.00

01:23:13.380 I think you're just ass mad that we didn't like yours. 1.00

01:23:16.160 And so you're just- 0.57

01:23:17.120 Alex Junes.

01:23:18.140 Uh, yeah, that was good.

01:23:19.660 That was a good episode, man.

01:23:20.720 It was fun.

01:23:21.380 It was, uh, it was informative.

01:23:23.800 I really didn't think it was that offensive.

01:23:25.460 Uh, so we have that up.

01:23:26.600 We have the live Porkfest episode, which is actually one of the only not live online episodes.

01:23:32.560 So, that was fun as well, and we will be back next Wednesday where we have-

01:23:37.800 What the hell is the guy's name that's coming on next week? 0.98

01:23:40.980 Kenny Mills or some shit? 0.99

01:23:42.560 I don't know. 0.99

01:23:42.860 Benny?

01:23:43.280 Benny Wills?

01:23:44.320 Benny Wills?

01:23:45.360 Jenny Phil?

01:23:46.800 Something like that.

01:23:47.600 Jenny Philz.

01:23:48.660 Something like that.

01:23:48.980 He's a dude who's got a large channel.

01:23:50.460 I mean, he seems to be good.

01:23:51.400 He goes into all that conspiracy stuff, so we'll go into conspiracy stuff.

01:23:54.220 But he seems to have, like, a comedic spin to him.

01:23:56.180 So I'm assuming that's why Richard Grove sent him to Clint.

01:23:59.440 And, uh, that's probably what my thought is.

01:24:01.720 He's kind of like that in-between.

01:24:03.660 Uh, so I think he'll be good.

01:24:05.440 I'm interested in that.

01:24:06.560 And also, uh, Cole should be back next week. 0.99

01:24:09.680 He is, uh, in the process of having a baby, I believe, out of his vagina. 0.98

01:24:13.740 You keep hearing the baby has nothing to do with the baby. 0.99

01:24:16.400 You're really trying to force a joke.

01:24:18.220 No, I know.

01:24:18.660 He's moving.

01:24:19.900 Uh, he is at, uh, Nota 4P.

01:24:23.000 Is that what it is right now?

01:24:24.460 I don't know.

01:24:25.080 I'm on a Nota 4P.

01:24:27.080 Nota 4P.

01:24:28.120 Something like that.

01:24:28.700 Yeah, Nota 4P. 1.00

01:24:30.580 So follow his ass on Twitter as well. 1.00

01:24:33.060 And, uh, Clint, uh, Liberty Lockdown, go check that shit out as well. 1.00

01:24:38.100 Yeah. 0.98

01:24:38.700 Now, Cole, just so people know, the reason why it's Nota is he made that account back in

01:24:42.820 the day.

01:24:43.520 Those who remember way back when, when, uh, fucking, uh, Sarwak got Nota or Nota-ed for, like, 0.93

01:24:49.460 a weird, like, like, insignificant, like, state role. 0.95

01:24:53.260 It was New Hampshire, uh, yeah, treasurer of the LP New Hampshire.

01:24:58.480 So he made a Nota account when that happened and just trolled the fuck out of Sarwak constantly 0.85

01:25:02.620 on every post that he did.

01:25:04.760 It was pretty great.

01:25:06.020 Uh, but, but yeah.

01:25:06.960 Benny Wills.

01:25:07.780 There we go.

01:25:08.320 Um, but yeah, no, that, uh, yeah.

01:25:10.840 What was I gonna say?

01:25:11.620 And then we have the following week where we're supposed to, I mean, hopefully she doesn't

01:25:14.860 actually go back and watch any of our episodes.

01:25:16.900 There was a chick, uh. 1.00

01:25:17.820 Maybe she, maybe it's a good thing if she does.

01:25:19.840 It's, uh, Melissa Diaz.

01:25:21.660 Is that her name?

01:25:22.680 Melissa Diaz.

01:25:23.480 She was on, uh, uh, Kill Tony.

01:25:25.620 And she had a one-minute bit that did really good.

01:25:27.900 Uh, everyone there liked it.

01:25:29.680 Uh, she had good content.

01:25:30.940 It was kind of pervy.

01:25:31.860 So it seems above her alley.

01:25:32.860 And then the big thing that caught me, my eye, I was like, I'm gonna look and see if I

01:25:35.740 can find her on Twitter.

01:25:36.640 Was that she's hot. 1.00

01:25:38.240 Well, but she's cute. 1.00

01:25:39.160 Uh, well then, uh, but then, uh, no, she like, I guess they somehow got in the conversation 0.97

01:25:44.820 and interview part of like what like book she's reading or some shit. 0.88

01:25:49.080 And she's like, oh yeah, I'm reading Adam Smith right now. 0.96

01:25:51.720 And then she was kind of going on like a, you know, like how he's a whatever.

01:25:55.780 So like, yeah, I'm like, okay, cool.

01:25:57.700 So she seems to be right at our intersection.

01:25:59.780 We'd probably have a good conversation with her.

01:26:01.700 Although it's weird.

01:26:02.400 Cause Adam Smith and I like, and it's like one of the fathers, uh, of, uh, the like economist

01:26:08.040 sphere and like, but it goes off in different ways. 0.95

01:26:10.280 Like there's anarcho-socialists who kind of like, like derive their shit from it. 1.00

01:26:14.360 There's like, uh, you know, we sort of derive our shit from her. 0.99

01:26:17.680 So it'll be interesting. 0.98

01:26:18.440 I have no idea what persuasion she is.

01:26:20.360 Either way, we'll have fun.

01:26:21.900 Uh, but yeah, my, I am, uh, I am on Twitter at senor Jose 2020.

01:26:26.420 My last account got nuked.

01:26:28.580 Uh, so yeah, you can follow me there if you want to, or you can just go, if you really

01:26:32.080 want to like, make sure, you know, I don't really ever do anything on Facebook, but you

01:26:36.520 can follow me on Facebook, uh, Jose Gallison or my page, my podcast page is no way Jose

01:26:41.560 on there.

01:26:42.000 I mean, you can follow me on there if you just want to be able to contact me.

01:26:44.920 I mean, I don't really ever put out much other than promos on there.

01:26:48.160 Uh, so, uh, but you know, if you just want to be like, be able to contact me somehow, it's

01:26:52.220 a good way.

01:26:53.320 But yeah, uh, the big thing I do have to push right now is, uh, I've been doing the, an 0.78

01:26:58.200 OKC series, which has been fucking killing it.

01:27:01.500 Uh, um, and it's been amazing. 0.66

01:27:04.440 I genuinely think when we're done, this is probably going to be the like podcast to go

01:27:09.300 to if you're looking into OKC, because it started out, we were just going to do one episode

01:27:13.640 and now it's like spun out into a multiple part series. 0.99

01:27:16.180 We're going deep as fuck. 0.99

01:27:17.380 I have Richard Booth, who is like, uh, he's like a guy who studied the fuck out of this. 0.99

01:27:22.220 He is, uh, you know, he's, he's got a bunch of content on Libertarian Institute.

01:27:26.380 Like he has their whole OKC section over there is him.

01:27:30.080 He's the one who put all that stuff together.

01:27:31.560 He is extremely knowledgeable and there's a lot of stuff on there that you're not really

01:27:36.700 going to be able to find elsewhere.

01:27:38.000 Like I was really surprised how hard it was to go, uh, to find like, uh, content.

01:27:43.740 I mean, Corbett's done a lot of good content on it, but, uh, even then he's like, there's

01:27:47.780 some stuff he missed, uh, particularly like, uh, one of the characters, Strassmeyer, who's

01:27:51.760 like, in my opinion, one of the most interesting characters that's really hard to find anything

01:27:55.760 on him. 0.98

01:27:56.240 And we went deep as fuck in the last one. 0.99

01:27:58.300 It's going to drop Tuesday. 0.97

01:27:59.340 So, uh, yeah, the part two.

01:28:01.120 But yeah, no, I, I really think you guys should check that out.

01:28:03.300 Cause, uh, OKC is one of those ones. 1.00

01:28:05.280 It's like, it is close to close to the high heavens, like a motherfucker. 0.99

01:28:11.220 Like, uh, I don't think Timothy McVeigh was just some like disaffected dude who wanted to 0.99

01:28:15.940 go do it.

01:28:16.320 I genuinely think he was some, he was basically some level of an operative of some sort.

01:28:21.300 So, um, top, you're muted.

01:28:24.400 Yeah.

01:28:24.860 You're, you guys, you guys got like two minutes before you hang, before you, uh, maybe we'll 1.00

01:28:29.960 show these, uh, these faggots in the chat, something real quick. 1.00

01:28:32.880 My, my cousin just gave me some of the raw footage from, uh, the comedy show we had. 0.99

01:28:37.760 Oh, hell yeah.

01:28:38.980 Yeah.

01:28:39.340 Yeah. 0.96

01:28:39.460 So, yeah, yeah, there's a nigger tower. 1.00

01:28:42.780 Let's do it. 0.98

01:28:44.660 Uh, let's see if we can do this.

01:28:46.620 All right.

01:28:46.900 What does it look like?

01:28:47.780 Am I sharing my screen?

01:28:49.680 No, no.

01:28:52.160 Okay.

01:28:53.120 Uh, just the window.

01:28:55.920 I don't know.

01:28:56.440 I don't know.

01:28:56.820 I have no idea how to do this.

01:28:58.240 I'll do the entire screen.

01:29:00.400 Um, it's, it should be there.

01:29:02.480 It should be, uh, what am I looking like here?

01:29:05.700 Share screen.

01:29:06.500 And then you can do entire screen where you can do window or you can do a Chrome tab is

01:29:10.960 what I would do for the audio though.

01:29:14.300 Okay.

01:29:14.840 Oh, Chrome tab for the order, but I'm, I'm playing it for, I want to play it from.

01:29:19.120 No, no.

01:29:19.700 Um, all right.

01:29:21.620 We'll see what happens.

01:29:23.700 Nothing's happening right now.

01:29:25.220 Yeah.

01:29:25.740 Yeah.

01:29:26.460 This is great.

01:29:26.960 All right.

01:29:27.500 I'm sorry.

01:29:28.320 You know what?

01:29:29.900 Forget it guys. 0.99

01:29:31.060 Fucking forget it. 0.97

01:29:31.820 But does that mean we're going to finally have this uploaded soon? 0.97

01:29:36.280 Yeah.

01:29:37.120 Three or four months ago. 0.99

01:29:39.640 Although I bet you it's going to be good as fuck. 0.92

01:29:41.440 So it's, it's the long lost episode and people still have no idea who won, uh, April 0.99

01:29:46.800 Zyklon showers between bats and white women. 0.99

01:29:49.320 And so, yeah, you know what, this isn't going to happen. 0.95

01:29:52.040 So just forget it.

01:29:52.860 Cause I have no clue what I'm doing here.

01:29:55.120 Yeah.

01:29:56.340 Send it to us afterwards though.

01:29:58.000 Cause I do want to see this and I'm interested in the quality of it.

01:30:00.800 Oh, actually hold on.

01:30:01.820 Yeah.

01:30:02.020 I might be able to.

01:30:04.980 We just got to, we got to tease the audience here.

01:30:07.840 This is getting weird.

01:30:09.220 I see you in the chat, Mary.

01:30:10.760 So the OKC episodes have been awesome.

01:30:12.380 Looking for the next one.

01:30:13.140 And yeah, uh, Tuesday, uh, the next one drops public and also I'll be doing the part three

01:30:18.380 streaming on, uh, on Tuesday as well later in the, uh, so, uh, subscribe to the channel

01:30:23.540 and, you know, keep an eye out for it. 0.99

01:30:25.340 So fuck. 1.00

01:30:25.840 Yeah. 1.00

01:30:26.040 And Anna here says she met me at the Mises tent.

01:30:29.000 Uh, I think he's got it up now.

01:30:30.320 So I think he's got it up.

01:30:32.000 I see it.

01:30:32.340 Hi, Anna.

01:30:33.540 You see it, right?

01:30:34.380 But it's not like loading.

01:30:35.320 So I don't know.

01:30:36.740 Yeah.

01:30:36.980 We can add that.

01:30:37.760 Oh my God. 1.00

01:30:41.760 What the fuck is happening here? 1.00

01:30:43.580 It's you serenading Ashton. 1.00

01:30:45.380 Interesting.

01:30:46.120 Oh Jesus Christ.

01:30:46.960 What's going on here?

01:30:48.600 No audio.

01:30:50.140 Yeah.

01:30:50.360 No audio.

01:30:51.540 All right.

01:30:52.440 This is getting a little sad.

01:30:54.880 I have no idea what I'm doing, but I have all these files.

01:30:57.980 I have no clue what I'm doing, but my cousin made like a little, uh, he didn't finish it,

01:31:01.940 but he made a, like a clip of what was going on and I'll, I'll see if I can send it to

01:31:05.300 you guys.

01:31:06.140 All right.

01:31:06.480 Sounds good.

01:31:06.860 Yeah.

01:31:07.100 Send it over.

01:31:07.820 I can like upload some things, but we eventually can have the full thing.

01:31:11.460 I hope.

01:31:12.820 Uh, yeah.

01:31:13.820 All right.

01:31:14.660 Hell yeah.

01:31:15.380 Hell yeah.

01:31:16.560 All right.

01:31:16.980 All right.

01:31:18.260 All right.

01:31:18.660 Well, we're out.

01:31:19.280 I think, I think that's it.

01:31:20.220 I think we, we, we, we had all our plugs.

01:31:21.560 We hit everything.

01:31:22.520 Uh, hopefully we'll have more of the gang back together.

01:31:25.100 I know it's weird.

01:31:25.980 Yeah.

01:31:26.340 I think it's dead though.

01:31:27.300 So yeah, that's, that's fine.

01:31:30.140 Yeah. 0.96

01:31:30.320 The hookers got back at him finally. 1.00

01:31:31.900 So yeah. 0.98

01:31:33.300 It's those STDs, man.

01:31:35.260 All right.

01:31:35.840 Well, we're out.

01:31:37.180 Bye.

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Tower Gang - July 08, 2022

Ep 78 - Cumjunctivitis

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