Tower Gang - Ep 93

00:00:00.000 Do you now regret saying

00:00:02.000 death gone free on Jewish people?

00:00:04.560 Are you sorry you said that?

00:00:06.540 No. I don't think it matters. You should be.

00:00:08.200 Absolutely not. You should be.

00:00:09.800 Absolutely not. Yeah, but yeah, you should be.

00:00:12.100 Absolutely not. When you insult the

00:00:14.020 Jewish people and say you're going death gone free

00:00:15.780 on the Jewish people, that is as racist

00:00:17.920 as anything you say you've been through

00:00:19.580 and any pain that you've experienced. It's the same thing.

00:00:22.280 Racism is racism.

00:00:24.320 And you know that, I think, don't you?

00:00:26.100 Yeah, obviously.

00:00:30.420 That's why I said it.

00:00:32.300 So you said it knowing it's racist?

00:00:37.200 Yes.

00:00:37.960 I fought fire with fire.

00:00:39.660 I'm not here to get hosed down.

00:00:43.100 Welcome, everybody, to the most

00:00:45.900 base Kanye West edition of

00:00:48.080 Tower Gang that has ever happened.

00:00:49.840 This is Pete Russell, the host of Liberty Lockdown.

00:00:51.700 We got Jose Gellison, the host of No Way Jose.

00:00:53.960 We got T-O-A-A-D

00:00:55.620 host of T-P-H underscore Toad

00:00:58.340 on Twitter. And we got Cole,

00:01:00.200 a.k.a. at Nota4P on Twitter,

00:01:02.280 host of Two and a Half Takes, theoretically.

00:01:04.200 Thank you guys so much for tuning in.

00:01:05.780 We are back from Vegas.

00:01:07.020 Real quick, I want to know what the fuck

00:01:10.280 do you got? What do you guys think he just said?

00:01:12.400 The last little line.

00:01:13.740 It was either, I heard either, I'm not trying

00:01:16.180 to get hosed down or

00:01:18.000 I'm not trying to get these hosed down.

00:01:20.260 Like, I don't give a fuck about these hosed.

00:01:21.660 I think he's saying getting hosed down.

00:01:23.660 The host one would be a lot cooler.

00:01:26.580 Like, I don't give a fuck about these hosed.

00:01:28.620 It's a homage to the civil rights

00:01:30.260 when they hosed down the protesters.

00:01:32.580 Hell yeah.

00:01:33.260 Is that really what it was?

00:01:33.880 It is so funny to watch, like,

00:01:36.180 because we, I mean,

00:01:37.320 what we want to do, by the way,

00:01:39.380 Top should be in here later, hopefully.

00:01:42.200 And he was really excited to talk about Kanye.

00:01:43.880 He fucking loves Kanye.

00:01:44.760 So we're not going to do all of our Kanye takes right now.

00:01:47.140 But I just thought it was really,

00:01:49.260 it's just really funny to watch the blacks

00:01:50.960 who we all know have been for so long

00:01:52.900 are legitimately racist.

00:01:54.780 Like, very racist.

00:01:56.520 But they're also so,

00:01:58.080 so much racism has happened to them

00:01:59.520 that they get a pass.

00:02:00.700 And now they're just like,

00:02:01.560 well, fuck it.

00:02:02.780 Fuck you, Jews.

00:02:04.000 I'm telling you,

00:02:05.400 one of the best things you can do

00:02:06.680 is gain that kind of rapport with a black man

00:02:08.760 and then be like,

00:02:09.240 hey, what about the Jews?

00:02:11.400 And then just let them go.

00:02:12.400 You're like, oh.

00:02:13.060 I mean, we get tiny morsels of it

00:02:16.720 whenever they fight with the Indians,

00:02:18.160 which is a great thing to see happen.

00:02:20.300 But that's like, you know,

00:02:21.860 that's almost two equals fighting at each other

00:02:23.780 because, I mean,

00:02:24.780 but whenever they start punching up

00:02:26.300 and we know black guys can punch.

00:02:28.060 Like when they start punching up,

00:02:29.100 like, dude, the Jews,

00:02:30.260 the Jews can't take it.

00:02:30.880 It's legit slaves.

00:02:31.800 They don't know what to do.

00:02:32.720 The Jews are like,

00:02:33.660 whoa, whoa, no, no, no, no, no.

00:02:35.120 Stop, stop, stop, stop.

00:02:36.980 It's interesting that they used to hose down

00:02:39.320 black people, I guess,

00:02:40.260 because that's actually extremely brutal treatment.

00:02:42.900 Isn't that specifically for black people

00:02:44.260 because they'd all just drown?

00:02:46.240 Dude, I'm telling you, though,

00:02:47.420 the blacks going after the Jews

00:02:48.760 is like legit a perfect,

00:02:51.400 like, you know,

00:02:52.420 one for one,

00:02:53.300 like fucking metaphor or allegory,

00:02:55.640 whatever the fuck you call it,

00:02:56.840 for like literally the slaves being like,

00:02:58.600 you know what?

00:02:58.980 Look how many of us there are

00:03:00.160 and we seem to be way more physically fit than you.

00:03:04.100 I don't really get why you run the operation here

00:03:06.540 and why we aren't.

00:03:07.560 Basically what you're saying

00:03:08.620 is that Kanye West is spearheading a slave rebellion.

00:03:11.540 Yeah.

00:03:11.840 Well, that's what you get

00:03:13.640 when you're a, you know,

00:03:14.640 you're a fat, like, southern plantation owner.

00:03:17.220 You have all the,

00:03:18.160 all of your slaves are out toiling in the field,

00:03:20.220 so working out constantly,

00:03:21.880 you're just eating all the food

00:03:23.140 that they produce for you,

00:03:24.100 so you're just becoming a total badass.

00:03:26.320 Hey, who owns the rap boats, okay?

00:03:28.480 That's all I gotta say.

00:03:29.420 Who owns the rap boats?

00:03:30.460 All right, we can't,

00:03:31.140 we can't keep going on this too much.

00:03:32.540 I know, I can't,

00:03:33.200 because I'm-

00:03:33.440 You know what,

00:03:33.680 this would probably be a good pause.

00:03:34.940 Maybe Top will pop in

00:03:35.840 on the fuck's going on with him.

00:03:36.900 Toad, you want us to do a little grifting

00:03:38.820 for the show real quick?

00:03:40.460 I know we've heard a new platform.

00:03:41.820 Yeah, we need a new platform,

00:03:43.120 and the internet's going to announce.

00:03:44.280 We always fucking grift.

00:03:45.620 After almost 100 episodes,

00:03:47.480 we finally started grifting.

00:03:48.820 I mean, it's almost,

00:03:49.300 we're almost there.

00:03:50.300 We waited like a year and a half,

00:03:52.100 and then we were finally like,

00:03:52.940 we're broke.

00:03:53.920 Clint was like,

00:03:54.500 I'm not going to get the money

00:03:55.400 from the,

00:03:56.440 all my houses are destroyed.

00:03:59.780 He was like,

00:04:00.800 look, if we don't start a Patreon,

00:04:02.840 I'm going to be fucking in the poor house.

00:04:04.920 How ironic is that I make great housing moves

00:04:08.420 for other people,

00:04:09.220 but the worst for me.

00:04:10.720 Exactly.

00:04:11.660 I'm also pretty sure that it is true

00:04:13.980 that all of the money

00:04:15.100 that the show has ever made

00:04:16.240 has gone into ad reads on SimpCast.

00:04:19.680 Is that true?

00:04:20.640 Yeah, basically.

00:04:22.600 We've made more money than that,

00:04:23.780 but I think that you responded with it.

00:04:26.700 Oh, yeah.

00:04:27.820 It went into Cole's bank account,

00:04:29.720 so yeah.

00:04:30.920 Maybe the real Jew was a toad

00:04:34.180 we met along the way.

00:04:35.840 Cole's sitting on that sweet,

00:04:37.260 sweet 350 bucks,

00:04:38.720 that piece of fucking shit.

00:04:40.100 From like literally a year ago

00:04:41.640 when we were still on YouTube

00:04:42.520 and no longer have it.

00:04:43.780 I use it to buy like,

00:04:44.920 I don't know,

00:04:45.280 a PS3 or something.

00:04:47.840 A PS3.

00:04:49.500 Yeah, that's right.

00:04:50.580 Considering that you're a fucking,

00:04:52.560 consider that your baby shower present

00:04:54.340 from the,

00:04:54.840 from the,

00:04:55.380 from the,

00:04:56.500 there we go.

00:04:57.260 That's great.

00:04:58.720 Yeah, it's okay.

00:04:59.700 That our gift is letting go

00:05:00.900 that you stole from us.

00:05:03.740 I thought it was going

00:05:05.000 into a different bank account

00:05:06.300 that Tone had set up

00:05:07.140 and instead it was just going

00:05:07.960 to my bank account

00:05:08.800 and like every other married man,

00:05:11.100 I don't like look at my finances

00:05:12.520 that like Jose says,

00:05:13.660 like his wife handles

00:05:14.460 all his finances.

00:05:15.680 Like I just don't look at it

00:05:16.840 and so she was just probably saying

00:05:18.340 like a hundred bucks

00:05:19.180 every couple months.

00:05:20.700 I was like,

00:05:21.400 okay, that's fine.

00:05:22.400 In order to,

00:05:23.280 in order to avoid accusations

00:05:24.700 of anti-Semitism

00:05:25.400 from now on,

00:05:26.220 whenever I reference the Jews,

00:05:27.400 I'm just going to talk about

00:05:28.140 the Kohl's

00:05:28.700 and how they will not replace me.

00:05:30.880 Hey, I got the nose, baby.

00:05:32.600 I got the nose.

00:05:34.640 Our gift is actually

00:05:35.760 that any one of us

00:05:36.840 might be the father

00:05:37.560 of your baby, so.

00:05:39.700 I mean,

00:05:40.120 I'll,

00:05:40.540 honestly, Tone,

00:05:41.100 I can rule out you.

00:05:41.920 I literally won't rule

00:05:42.620 out anybody else.

00:05:43.700 I'll rule out Tone.

00:05:44.540 I'm just going to say that.

00:05:46.140 I don't know.

00:05:48.640 No, that baby's

00:05:49.560 going to come out of balls,

00:05:50.560 so it's got to be me or Clint.

00:05:52.520 You don't know that.

00:05:53.680 I've seen babies

00:05:54.200 come out with a lot of hair.

00:05:55.680 Well, I did.

00:05:56.420 It depends.

00:05:57.340 It's a little fuzzy.

00:05:58.460 Spoiler alert,

00:05:59.160 the father's follicle count

00:06:00.860 does not change

00:06:01.640 the baby's follicle count.

00:06:03.000 That is true.

00:06:06.620 All right,

00:06:06.820 let's talk about

00:06:07.380 this fucking hooker

00:06:07.960 that got her ass broke.

00:06:08.940 Well,

00:06:09.300 what do you guys

00:06:09.680 look forward to?

00:06:10.820 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:11.280 So quickly,

00:06:12.100 we're on Rumble now.

00:06:13.700 We have an account

00:06:14.320 on Rumble,

00:06:14.940 at least.

00:06:15.480 The most recent episode

00:06:16.460 is up there.

00:06:17.060 I will be uploading

00:06:17.840 every future episode there,

00:06:20.460 and we need 100 subscribers

00:06:22.760 on there

00:06:23.120 in order to live stream there,

00:06:24.640 so subscribe.

00:06:26.240 I tweeted it out

00:06:27.000 from the Tower of Power Hour

00:06:28.280 Twitter,

00:06:29.060 I don't know,

00:06:30.740 a few days ago probably.

00:06:31.920 I can do it again.

00:06:33.280 Subscribe to us on Rumble,

00:06:35.100 and the other thing

00:06:36.180 that we're going to announce

00:06:37.120 is that we do

00:06:38.120 actually finally

00:06:39.280 have a Patreon now,

00:06:41.060 so right now

00:06:41.860 it is just

00:06:42.560 for general support

00:06:44.740 for us,

00:06:45.200 and I think

00:06:45.520 with the highest tier,

00:06:47.060 are we going to

00:06:47.560 add like a little bonus there?

00:06:49.740 Well,

00:06:50.100 I think that should be,

00:06:51.000 you said you were going

00:06:51.440 to put out a tweet,

00:06:52.220 ask people,

00:06:53.160 also group chat.

00:06:54.240 I mean,

00:06:54.440 like if we see

00:06:55.380 any good suggestions,

00:06:56.400 we'll try to keep

00:06:57.040 an eye on the chat,

00:06:58.140 but yeah,

00:06:58.720 you're going to try

00:06:59.340 to ask for suggestions,

00:07:00.400 see if they think,

00:07:01.100 I mean,

00:07:01.660 we talked before

00:07:02.320 about maybe the highest tier,

00:07:03.420 like probably something

00:07:04.600 like in the $50

00:07:05.480 or more range,

00:07:06.440 you can get to come

00:07:07.000 up with a show

00:07:07.400 or some shit.

00:07:08.340 I don't fucking know.

00:07:09.480 I'm just coming up

00:07:10.280 with ideas.

00:07:10.820 What do people

00:07:11.380 actually give a shit about?

00:07:12.960 And I mean,

00:07:13.180 like that would wind up

00:07:14.700 being a disaster.

00:07:15.940 I mean,

00:07:16.220 we're not trying

00:07:17.400 to paywall anything,

00:07:18.560 but we would like

00:07:19.280 to be able to,

00:07:19.660 you know,

00:07:19.880 scrounge up funds

00:07:20.700 that we can use

00:07:21.180 for promotion

00:07:21.640 in the future.

00:07:22.320 So,

00:07:22.740 yeah.

00:07:23.420 So,

00:07:23.880 yeah,

00:07:24.720 so we do,

00:07:25.360 we do have the Patreon.

00:07:26.420 I will tweet it out

00:07:27.280 tonight from the TPH account

00:07:29.780 and we'll go from there.

00:07:31.700 And I know what it is now

00:07:32.740 because not everybody

00:07:33.460 here is going to be

00:07:34.000 on Twitter.

00:07:34.320 The only,

00:07:35.480 what I've,

00:07:36.420 what I've found

00:07:36.880 is the,

00:07:37.360 basically we could do

00:07:38.600 the,

00:07:39.200 it's Patreon

00:07:40.280 slash Tower Power Hour,

00:07:41.880 I believe.

00:07:42.900 Unfit Staceman

00:07:43.660 does a thing

00:07:44.260 where he has

00:07:45.240 like a

00:07:46.120 Patreon only,

00:07:48.020 just like he has

00:07:48.580 the regular

00:07:48.980 than I guess

00:07:49.420 the Patreon only one,

00:07:50.800 but that one could be

00:07:51.520 one that could be

00:07:52.400 just where you,

00:07:53.400 you could come on

00:07:54.000 to that one.

00:07:54.660 Which Cole and I

00:07:55.360 were just on

00:07:56.180 with Slow News Day,

00:07:57.380 by the way.

00:07:58.100 That guy was pretty funny.

00:07:59.320 It was really funny.

00:08:00.460 But,

00:08:01.040 yeah,

00:08:01.280 that's it.

00:08:01.580 That's our fucking grifting.

00:08:03.220 But I do want to get,

00:08:04.420 I brought this up,

00:08:05.480 nobody saw it,

00:08:06.140 I just saw it today,

00:08:06.860 I was scrolling

00:08:07.240 through YouTube shorts

00:08:07.920 and I saw this.

00:08:09.920 Philip DeFranco

00:08:10.680 was covering it,

00:08:11.640 but I thought it was

00:08:12.180 so fucking funny

00:08:13.020 and we had to talk about it.

00:08:14.060 So,

00:08:14.160 do you have the video,

00:08:15.080 Toad?

00:08:15.280 This is,

00:08:15.680 I mean,

00:08:16.040 it's probably special

00:08:16.800 to show what happens

00:08:17.740 and then we can

00:08:18.640 talk about it.

00:08:19.800 Yeah.

00:08:21.020 Let's get it going.

00:08:22.260 Basically,

00:08:22.740 this was at,

00:08:23.340 I think,

00:08:23.940 TwitchCon.

00:08:26.600 That's correct.

00:08:27.500 Yeah.

00:08:28.020 And,

00:08:28.180 so,

00:08:30.640 whoa,

00:08:31.460 whoa,

00:08:31.960 whoa,

00:08:32.100 great idea,

00:08:32.800 great idea.

00:08:33.980 Unironically,

00:08:34.780 we should get

00:08:35.740 Clint's block list.

00:08:36.820 If we can,

00:08:37.140 if there's a tech way

00:08:37.760 to do that,

00:08:38.800 that'd be fucking phenomenal.

00:08:40.440 I think Toad could

00:08:41.540 probably figure it out,

00:08:42.480 but I am not going

00:08:43.400 to give my password

00:08:44.140 to Toad,

00:08:44.560 so.

00:08:47.840 Okay,

00:08:48.320 before,

00:08:48.840 before I say anything,

00:08:49.700 if you look at this video,

00:08:50.940 the start of the video,

00:08:51.480 you would think

00:08:52.300 this is one of those

00:08:53.560 foam pits,

00:08:54.100 correct?

00:08:54.760 Yeah.

00:08:55.160 It looks like a foam pit.

00:08:56.300 Yeah,

00:08:56.540 it looks exactly like a foam pit,

00:08:57.640 even has some weird,

00:08:58.560 like,

00:08:58.840 fucking,

00:08:59.260 like,

00:08:59.880 platforms on it.

00:09:00.740 It is a foam pit.

00:09:02.140 It's got to be.

00:09:02.500 Okay,

00:09:02.760 that's what I'm saying.

00:09:04.620 Jokes on this pitch,

00:09:05.200 they're all grenades.

00:09:07.900 Isn't there,

00:09:08.560 like,

00:09:08.640 another person

00:09:09.180 playing in it

00:09:10.500 right now?

00:09:11.920 But you'll see,

00:09:12.640 you'll see what happens.

00:09:13.440 Like,

00:09:13.640 it's,

00:09:14.080 it's,

00:09:14.400 it's shown definitely

00:09:15.600 as a foam pit,

00:09:17.060 but,

00:09:17.300 you'll see,

00:09:18.220 but,

00:09:18.460 and so,

00:09:19.000 I don't disparage anybody

00:09:20.560 for thinking

00:09:21.180 this was a bone,

00:09:22.000 bone pit.

00:09:23.760 Fuck,

00:09:23.860 actually,

00:09:25.840 you know what,

00:09:26.120 I'm not even against that.

00:09:27.500 All you have to do is give them,

00:09:29.640 like,

00:09:30.020 it would have to be someone

00:09:30.740 that's a high tier

00:09:31.780 and we trust

00:09:32.580 because you would have to get,

00:09:34.460 allow them to,

00:09:35.200 like,

00:09:35.380 basically have god rights

00:09:36.200 within the stream yard,

00:09:36.960 but that,

00:09:37.220 that doesn't mean much.

00:09:38.000 I just have to give them

00:09:38.440 access to it.

00:09:39.480 That'd be pretty,

00:09:39.920 that'd be pretty funny.

00:09:40.780 They can just mute whoever

00:09:41.520 they wanted,

00:09:41.960 as far as I'm concerned.

00:09:44.760 That is a great bucket.

00:09:46.040 Yeah,

00:09:46.200 we'll have to think about that.

00:09:47.360 So,

00:09:47.900 this,

00:09:48.260 by the way,

00:09:48.720 I was like,

00:09:49.260 I am not interested in being muted

00:09:50.820 the entire time.

00:09:51.700 This is Adriana,

00:09:53.600 Adriana Chechik

00:09:55.520 is this woman's name.

00:09:57.120 Oh shit,

00:09:57.700 it's her?

00:09:58.160 Dude,

00:09:58.400 my brother has a huge crush on her.

00:10:00.040 I was like,

00:10:00.520 you like this bitch?

00:10:01.560 She is so filthy.

00:10:02.600 You're an animal.

00:10:03.540 She's a dirty,

00:10:04.440 dirty whore.

00:10:05.640 That's right,

00:10:06.240 we're playing some Adriana Chechik

00:10:08.440 videos

00:10:09.800 and she's not sucking cock in these,

00:10:12.340 so.

00:10:13.040 No,

00:10:13.300 that's disappointing.

00:10:14.220 She is getting her ass railed,

00:10:15.840 so.

00:10:16.140 I cannot stand when people

00:10:17.620 try to get me to care about

00:10:18.860 Bourne stars doing anything

00:10:20.080 other than Bourne.

00:10:20.800 Like,

00:10:21.000 I don't,

00:10:22.100 you don't insist

00:10:22.740 aside from that.

00:10:25.460 We're going.

00:10:26.100 Yeah,

00:10:26.180 it is,

00:10:26.480 it is a very weird thing.

00:10:27.340 You're seeing them pop up

00:10:28.180 a lot on podcasts,

00:10:29.220 but all they can talk about

00:10:30.220 is how much they get fucked

00:10:31.540 and I'm like,

00:10:32.060 I can't,

00:10:32.740 like,

00:10:32.940 I see it like on,

00:10:34.160 like,

00:10:34.400 just different,

00:10:34.920 like,

00:10:35.140 videos or stories

00:10:36.160 and I'm like,

00:10:36.840 this is the stupidest,

00:10:37.640 these are the stupidest people alive.

00:10:39.260 I'm stunned that they were

00:10:40.540 relegated to the porn industry.

00:10:42.100 You know,

00:10:42.300 I figured that they would have

00:10:43.160 such great personalities

00:10:44.040 and have such great personalities.

00:10:44.660 Dude,

00:10:45.020 there is nothing worse

00:10:46.140 than the podcast

00:10:46.760 or the porn star.

00:10:47.400 about their lives

00:10:48.160 and their struggles.

00:10:48.760 I feel like,

00:10:49.180 I feel like a porn star

00:10:50.440 would have a lot to say.

00:10:51.520 Like,

00:10:51.640 you know,

00:10:52.660 I don't know if you guys

00:10:53.340 are like wrestling fans.

00:10:54.320 They're dumb though.

00:10:55.300 Yeah,

00:10:55.780 yeah,

00:10:55.980 I guess that's true.

00:10:57.020 But like,

00:10:57.320 pro wrestlers have like

00:10:58.480 fucking great stories,

00:10:59.520 man.

00:10:59.680 These guys,

00:11:00.200 oh my God,

00:11:00.720 hi JC,

00:11:01.740 Jesus Christ.

00:11:03.720 Yeah,

00:11:04.120 pro wrestlers always have

00:11:05.120 like the best stories.

00:11:06.280 So,

00:11:06.800 wasn't Black China

00:11:09.060 a pro wrestler as well?

00:11:10.220 No,

00:11:11.900 that was a regular China.

00:11:14.780 Yeah,

00:11:15.220 that was just China.

00:11:17.020 Get it right.

00:11:18.780 All right.

00:11:22.400 Yeah,

00:11:22.800 so this is really funny.

00:11:23.940 All right,

00:11:24.260 let's do it.

00:11:24.820 All right.

00:11:25.100 Oh my God.

00:11:28.760 Oh,

00:11:29.160 okay.

00:11:30.720 It's like,

00:11:31.440 that's where she broke it

00:11:33.300 because it's not an actual pulpit.

00:11:34.960 It's just concrete under that.

00:11:37.120 Oh,

00:11:38.180 it's concrete?

00:11:39.080 Yeah,

00:11:39.340 it's like a thin layer.

00:11:41.260 It's just like two layers of cubes

00:11:43.360 and then concrete.

00:11:44.840 And so she just did a fucking.

00:11:46.380 So these are concrete cubes

00:11:47.860 with like a inch or so layer

00:11:49.840 of like a plastic-y thing.

00:11:52.300 No,

00:11:52.460 no,

00:11:52.520 no,

00:11:52.620 the cubes,

00:11:53.420 the cubes are the foam cubes.

00:11:55.100 It's just concrete floor under it.

00:11:57.100 It's just not enough of a layer.

00:11:58.560 And so it's not,

00:11:59.860 and so because if you usually go to these,

00:12:01.580 they have like,

00:12:02.180 it'll be like a bunch of the cubes

00:12:03.720 and then like a netting underneath.

00:12:05.040 So like you'll always be,

00:12:06.500 but she straight up like jumped

00:12:08.460 and then like ass first

00:12:11.120 into concrete

00:12:12.920 and just full weight

00:12:14.440 into,

00:12:14.920 and broke her,

00:12:16.260 she literally broke her ass.

00:12:17.360 Well,

00:12:17.540 we know,

00:12:17.920 we know that she usually does

00:12:19.240 enjoy jumping ass first

00:12:21.180 into something that's rock hard.

00:12:23.020 That's true.

00:12:23.880 It is,

00:12:24.220 it is fascinating that,

00:12:25.220 you know,

00:12:25.460 the amount of impact

00:12:28.080 that her ass has endured

00:12:29.520 throughout her life

00:12:30.480 is like bordering on astronomical,

00:12:32.740 right?

00:12:32.940 And just like one,

00:12:34.920 like think about how many times

00:12:36.180 you've fallen on your ass,

00:12:36.980 like as a kid skateboarding

00:12:38.020 or whatever,

00:12:38.320 like I have eaten shit

00:12:39.760 on my,

00:12:40.380 and I've never,

00:12:41.320 ever broken my ass.

00:12:43.320 Like,

00:12:43.560 can you break anything in your ass

00:12:44.980 other than your tailbone?

00:12:46.060 I want to say actually

00:12:47.260 what it was is that

00:12:48.280 I think she either has

00:12:49.360 a broken tailbone

00:12:50.240 or it actually broke

00:12:51.940 a vertebrae in her back.

00:12:53.300 Yeah,

00:12:53.480 they said that she broke

00:12:54.420 her back in two places,

00:12:55.820 but I think,

00:12:56.340 can't that include

00:12:57.180 the coccyx or no?

00:12:58.500 Yeah,

00:12:58.680 maybe so.

00:12:59.340 Toe,

00:12:59.500 do you have the video of her

00:13:00.620 in the hospital?

00:13:02.040 I do indeed.

00:13:03.480 She tweeted it out.

00:13:04.320 Wait,

00:13:04.620 talk about burying the lead

00:13:05.680 of a porn star

00:13:06.940 broke her coccyx.

00:13:08.500 That's,

00:13:09.080 yeah,

00:13:09.460 come on.

00:13:11.000 Oh,

00:13:11.220 wait,

00:13:11.400 she,

00:13:11.640 I mean,

00:13:11.900 her entire,

00:13:13.660 like,

00:13:14.020 fucking,

00:13:14.680 just way of life

00:13:16.400 is destroyed by now.

00:13:17.620 Like,

00:13:17.800 she,

00:13:18.160 this is,

00:13:18.940 she looks.

00:13:19.740 Yeah,

00:13:20.240 so,

00:13:20.600 yeah,

00:13:20.860 I mean,

00:13:21.080 I already beat off

00:13:22.720 to this actually.

00:13:23.760 I bet you're wondering

00:13:24.420 how I got here.

00:13:27.820 She just relegated

00:13:29.040 to fucking

00:13:29.640 shitty,

00:13:30.240 like,

00:13:30.680 jerk-off instruction videos

00:13:31.820 and fucking

00:13:32.320 half-assed PJs.

00:13:33.880 Oh,

00:13:34.100 wait,

00:13:34.280 if I recognize her,

00:13:35.100 who is,

00:13:35.640 who is there?

00:13:37.320 Adriana Tetchik.

00:13:41.000 Oh,

00:13:41.460 I do recognize her,

00:13:42.460 yeah.

00:13:43.080 Look at her.

00:13:44.080 I just love,

00:13:44.760 like,

00:13:44.980 her face.

00:13:45.760 It's so,

00:13:46.060 all that plastic surgery,

00:13:47.340 it's like,

00:13:47.620 when it's not in good lighting,

00:13:48.740 looks so bad.

00:13:50.820 She looks great here.

00:13:52.020 She's had a lot of work done.

00:13:53.680 I'd still do it.

00:13:54.840 Yeah,

00:13:55.200 I would,

00:13:55.480 I would do horrible things,

00:13:57.440 sorry,

00:13:57.760 yeah,

00:13:57.940 still.

00:13:58.200 I like that she's,

00:13:59.780 like,

00:13:59.960 permanently in a sex swing.

00:14:05.920 I just,

00:14:06.580 like,

00:14:06.700 hook a line up to her

00:14:07.740 and just spin her around

00:14:08.640 and he's like,

00:14:09.040 what the fuck?

00:14:09.800 My back's broken.

00:14:11.220 I'm surprised that,

00:14:12.360 like,

00:14:12.700 there's no,

00:14:13.280 like,

00:14:13.500 you don't see Johnny Sins

00:14:14.380 coming in at the doctor.

00:14:15.320 Like,

00:14:15.780 he just fucking walks in

00:14:17.400 and she's like,

00:14:18.000 no,

00:14:18.640 no.

00:14:19.380 And he's like,

00:14:20.240 too bad,

00:14:20.860 bitch.

00:14:21.480 Comes crawling in the back door.

00:14:24.720 Yeah.

00:14:25.340 Johnny Sins and he's just like,

00:14:26.600 you ready?

00:14:27.080 And she was like,

00:14:27.660 oh,

00:14:27.820 what's the schedule for today?

00:14:28.920 And he's like,

00:14:29.340 I don't care.

00:14:30.780 Gotta make the money,

00:14:31.700 bitch.

00:14:32.380 All right,

00:14:32.700 what are we talking about?

00:14:33.880 Yay now?

00:14:34.440 We'll go back to yay

00:14:35.260 because I know Top was itching for that.

00:14:37.040 We touched on it a little bit.

00:14:37.920 While we're on the porn topic,

00:14:40.140 did you want me to describe

00:14:41.200 that politician's porn?

00:14:42.700 Oh,

00:14:42.920 no,

00:14:43.120 I don't.

00:14:43.400 It's funnier if we don't even talk about it

00:14:45.180 and we know that you

00:14:46.020 hit it for us

00:14:48.040 for the show.

00:14:49.400 Because he's bald

00:14:51.240 and I am living vicariously

00:14:52.740 through this man.

00:14:53.940 Was it a good porn?

00:14:55.160 Did you like that?

00:14:55.840 No,

00:14:55.900 no.

00:14:57.780 Any storyline?

00:14:59.080 Any acting?

00:14:59.760 Any good acting?

00:15:00.420 No,

00:15:00.640 no,

00:15:00.760 no.

00:15:01.040 So what's weird,

00:15:02.060 what's pretty weird about it

00:15:03.180 is that there's like an intro to it

00:15:05.480 where the porn star,

00:15:06.780 Nicole Sage,

00:15:07.640 like intros

00:15:08.440 and it talks about it

00:15:09.240 and she goes,

00:15:10.080 just so you guys know,

00:15:11.620 like everything that you're about to see

00:15:13.140 was totally consensual

00:15:14.680 and I'm like,

00:15:15.220 what the fuck?

00:15:17.120 Like that's the intro to it.

00:15:18.740 So is this,

00:15:19.680 first off,

00:15:20.800 was it a governor or congressman?

00:15:23.140 He is running as an,

00:15:25.260 his name is Mike Itkus.

00:15:26.720 He's like a 50-something year old

00:15:28.200 bald dude who is,

00:15:29.840 yeah,

00:15:30.100 Dick Butkus,

00:15:31.700 I think is his name.

00:15:32.740 He's Mike Ditka.

00:15:33.960 I don't know.

00:15:34.220 No,

00:15:34.480 he's running as an independent,

00:15:37.640 for a seat in the House of Representatives.

00:15:40.980 He's running against Gerald Nadler,

00:15:43.180 who,

00:15:44.360 top tier on our Patreon

00:15:48.600 gets to tell Toad

00:15:49.400 what gay porn he has.

00:15:50.220 Yeah,

00:15:50.340 well then I have to describe it

00:15:51.560 to all of you faggots.

00:15:52.720 Yes,

00:15:53.160 and I'm totally fine with that.

00:15:54.520 I mean,

00:15:54.700 I think that should be part of it.

00:15:56.760 Like,

00:15:57.020 we're going to just do this show

00:15:58.540 until you become a total homo.

00:16:00.080 It'll be awesome.

00:16:01.820 All right,

00:16:02.580 Toad,

00:16:02.820 you got to watch Lemon Party

00:16:04.000 for the next season.

00:16:05.680 The Lemon Party's only a still image,

00:16:08.220 okay?

00:16:08.720 The final episode

00:16:09.680 is at Toad's gay wedding.

00:16:12.760 My power gang,

00:16:13.540 the power gang does not end

00:16:14.820 until the Lemon Party photo

00:16:16.360 is seared into fucking Toad's retina.

00:16:18.580 No,

00:16:19.060 until Toad re-

00:16:20.440 until Toad re-does it.

00:16:22.240 He has to actually re-

00:16:23.520 We'll pull the-

00:16:25.100 We'll one day get to such a level

00:16:27.020 as like,

00:16:27.580 we just gang,

00:16:28.160 it's a high production value.

00:16:29.380 We'll do like a full on,

00:16:30.520 like for years,

00:16:31.280 for this long con,

00:16:32.200 and then we'll fucking

00:16:32.880 pull what they did

00:16:33.840 with the fucking lie detector

00:16:35.180 and convince him he's gay.

00:16:37.020 I just had another,

00:16:37.780 I just had another brilliant idea.

00:16:39.500 We set up a fucking live stream

00:16:41.440 in Toad's bedroom

00:16:42.500 that has to stay on 24-7,

00:16:44.140 but it only goes

00:16:44.880 to our top Patreon tier.

00:16:46.040 Joke's on you,

00:16:48.900 I only jerk off in the shower.

00:16:51.100 And that's where

00:16:51.640 the live stream camera

00:16:52.760 is set up.

00:16:54.440 We lock the door,

00:16:55.620 we turn up the thermoset.

00:16:57.700 I did have a buddy,

00:16:58.820 he's a nurse,

00:17:00.120 and he actually was a nurse

00:17:02.020 on the psych ward,

00:17:02.860 and so they have

00:17:03.620 like cameras in every room,

00:17:06.040 and he was like,

00:17:06.600 you don't know how much

00:17:07.380 these guys jerk off,

00:17:08.160 and they do not give a shit.

00:17:09.200 They'll look straight

00:17:09.720 into the camera

00:17:10.240 and be fucking

00:17:11.060 just looking at it.

00:17:12.320 Like, nothing else.

00:17:13.960 He was like,

00:17:14.440 it was literally all the time.

00:17:16.040 I envision us having

00:17:17.500 one singular top-tier

00:17:19.300 Patreon supporter,

00:17:20.620 and it's Benzo Barbie,

00:17:21.620 and she does it exclusively

00:17:22.600 to watch Toad jerk off,

00:17:23.700 and I am fucking pumped for it.

00:17:26.420 Honestly, Toad,

00:17:27.540 don't step on her fucking toes.

00:17:28.100 I think you'd be down

00:17:28.560 for that, wouldn't you?

00:17:29.260 To watch,

00:17:29.980 to have a woman

00:17:30.520 watch you jerk off.

00:17:32.120 And she wants to.

00:17:33.000 She's paying you to do it.

00:17:34.320 Toad would be so down.

00:17:36.320 Toad, you're a bimbo.

00:17:36.720 It's like Louis C.K.'s

00:17:37.920 wet dream, all right?

00:17:39.160 Yeah.

00:17:40.380 That's true.

00:17:40.900 Why did Louis C.K.

00:17:42.060 Dutch not start

00:17:42.840 in OnlyFans?

00:17:43.780 I have different kinks

00:17:45.280 than Louis, though.

00:17:46.860 That would be,

00:17:47.360 I mean,

00:17:47.820 Louis was just like...

00:17:49.320 Because the issue is

00:17:50.100 he didn't want the women

00:17:50.880 watching him jerking off

00:17:51.840 to be consenting.

00:17:52.980 He wants it to be surprising.

00:17:54.700 If you're actually getting

00:17:55.500 people to voluntarily watch you,

00:17:56.720 it doesn't get

00:17:57.120 the same jollies going.

00:17:57.960 He was asking.

00:17:59.900 He asked.

00:18:00.500 They said yes.

00:18:01.300 They came to his hotel room.

00:18:02.560 That's true.

00:18:02.980 I know, I know, I know.

00:18:04.100 I'm kidding.

00:18:05.320 The problem was Louis

00:18:06.240 was literally just

00:18:06.820 five years too early.

00:18:07.960 If he literally

00:18:09.040 just waited five years

00:18:09.920 to start an OnlyFans,

00:18:10.760 no one would have a problem

00:18:11.600 with anything that he did.

00:18:13.240 Legitimately.

00:18:13.560 Yeah, he was five years

00:18:14.380 too early.

00:18:14.840 All of his victims

00:18:15.540 were 13.

00:18:20.920 Damn.

00:18:22.240 Yeah, so...

00:18:23.200 But yeah,

00:18:23.740 this guy's running

00:18:25.400 to unseat Nadler,

00:18:27.340 which I would prefer

00:18:28.700 that this guy beats Nadler

00:18:29.960 for sure,

00:18:30.520 because like...

00:18:30.900 I could care less

00:18:31.580 about that side.

00:18:32.080 Well, do you want Nadler

00:18:33.140 or do you want this

00:18:33.680 like poor...

00:18:34.220 The Republican

00:18:35.080 who's in the race

00:18:35.940 was basically just like...

00:18:37.000 Didn't Nadler have

00:18:37.900 some weird sex thing

00:18:38.760 that happened to him too?

00:18:39.900 Probably.

00:18:40.220 Or am I thinking

00:18:40.600 somebody else?

00:18:41.060 He's disgusting.

00:18:42.060 If he did anything sexually,

00:18:43.520 I don't think about it.

00:18:43.600 I couldn't remember

00:18:44.340 what Jerry Nadler...

00:18:45.120 I thought there was something...

00:18:46.340 No, who's the one

00:18:48.160 that jerked off

00:18:48.660 on the Zoom meeting?

00:18:49.680 Anthony.

00:18:50.180 Oh no, fuck...

00:18:52.280 That's a CNN dude.

00:18:54.480 It's not a problem.

00:18:54.740 Yeah, it was a CNN dude.

00:18:55.680 Jeffrey Toobin.

00:18:56.880 Yeah, Toobin.

00:18:57.220 If you do not get

00:18:58.020 into the higher tiers

00:18:58.840 of powers of some weird

00:18:59.980 sex thing.

00:19:00.700 No, and Anthony Wiener

00:19:02.300 was the New York...

00:19:04.240 That's a lot of stuff, bro.

00:19:05.340 We already discussed this.

00:19:06.640 You're thinking of Wiener,

00:19:07.960 though, who was the...

00:19:09.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:10.180 In the house or whatever.

00:19:10.540 Yeah, he was the weird guy.

00:19:12.240 Anthony Wiener

00:19:12.620 was the congressman.

00:19:13.280 Of course, yeah.

00:19:14.160 Toad, you're bearing

00:19:14.760 the fucking lead, dude.

00:19:15.740 What kind of heat

00:19:16.480 is Ittkis packing?

00:19:17.420 That's all I care about.

00:19:18.660 I want to know,

00:19:19.500 did he fuck good?

00:19:20.840 Like, that's what we're asking.

00:19:21.840 No, no.

00:19:22.180 No, he did not.

00:19:23.260 So it's like average white guy...

00:19:24.700 So he fucked like all of us,

00:19:26.380 is basically what I'm saying.

00:19:26.620 Yeah, definitely.

00:19:27.700 Definitely.

00:19:27.980 No, it's like average white guy.

00:19:29.740 Disappointing.

00:19:30.200 The other thing that's weird

00:19:31.300 about this video

00:19:31.980 is that there are these weird

00:19:33.300 just like time jumps in it.

00:19:35.420 So there's no...

00:19:37.040 It's not...

00:19:37.980 I'm imagining

00:19:38.620 they put on makeup

00:19:39.360 to look older.

00:19:41.080 No, they just had

00:19:42.280 a gay fluffer come in

00:19:43.380 and suck his dick

00:19:44.240 until he could actually

00:19:44.980 get hard again

00:19:45.720 is what actually happened.

00:19:46.780 He was pumped full of Viagra

00:19:48.320 for sure,

00:19:48.860 but it like jumps

00:19:49.740 to like a different hotel room

00:19:51.760 like halfway through

00:19:52.460 and then they're just

00:19:52.980 doing the same thing again.

00:19:54.020 It's like, oh,

00:19:54.540 he's eating her pussy again.

00:19:56.080 Like, what is going on here?

00:19:57.320 Did he kill the first hooker?

00:20:00.560 They're like, fuck,

00:20:01.760 we can't clean up

00:20:02.820 these bloodstains.

00:20:03.560 Get a new hotel room.

00:20:04.560 It's the same...

00:20:05.560 Yeah, it's the same

00:20:06.500 porn star in the whole video.

00:20:07.560 What kind of fucking piece

00:20:09.260 is he working with, Toad?

00:20:10.700 What does his ass look like?

00:20:12.240 Toad, bigger or smaller than yours?

00:20:14.240 That's all I want to know.

00:20:15.000 Did they have any good shots?

00:20:16.540 Did they have any like

00:20:17.240 nice camera work at it?

00:20:18.640 No, the camera work is bad too.

00:20:20.840 He...

00:20:21.460 Oh, did they do a lot

00:20:22.780 of those shots

00:20:23.320 where all you can see

00:20:24.340 is like the back of her ass

00:20:25.640 and it's just been...

00:20:26.560 And then you see the dick

00:20:27.340 going in and out like...

00:20:28.380 The thing I remember

00:20:30.160 the most is

00:20:31.840 she's on the bed

00:20:32.980 with her legs in the air

00:20:34.760 and he's fucking her

00:20:35.660 and all you can see

00:20:36.380 is his ass.

00:20:37.560 That's like...

00:20:38.200 Oh yeah, that's exactly

00:20:39.140 what you described.

00:20:40.260 How many mouthfuls

00:20:41.260 if you had to describe

00:20:42.220 the size of his balls?

00:20:46.160 I don't know if I got

00:20:47.560 like that much

00:20:48.120 of a good look at his balls.

00:20:49.840 Like, you don't even...

00:20:50.440 I did cream pie.

00:20:50.820 Did he cream pie?

00:20:51.840 Oh.

00:20:52.240 No.

00:20:53.060 Okay, yeah.

00:20:53.960 I don't know.

00:20:54.220 I swear to God,

00:20:56.460 if you don't tell me

00:20:57.180 how big this dude's dick is,

00:20:58.140 I'm going to mute

00:20:58.500 your fucking mic.

00:20:59.460 Tell me how big his dick is.

00:21:00.320 It's like average white guy.

00:21:01.880 Like I would say

00:21:02.260 give me a number.

00:21:03.440 Give a number.

00:21:04.280 You know.

00:21:05.240 Toad, you've seen

00:21:07.020 enough guys' dicks.

00:21:07.720 Two hands.

00:21:08.200 I literally paused it

00:21:10.760 so I could try to see

00:21:11.620 how big his dick was.

00:21:12.620 Thank you.

00:21:13.340 Because you can't see his dick

00:21:14.520 You can't tell by the thrust

00:21:15.600 you fucking amateur.

00:21:16.800 Or you're lying.

00:21:18.020 No, no.

00:21:19.220 She's totally faking it.

00:21:20.520 If you get to this,

00:21:21.920 it's like you're probably

00:21:22.880 talking four to six.

00:21:23.980 If you get to this,

00:21:25.340 that's a six plus range.

00:21:26.900 I'm going to say

00:21:27.360 it's like,

00:21:27.920 it's right around six

00:21:29.300 would be my guess.

00:21:30.460 Okay.

00:21:30.780 Yeah.

00:21:31.040 Okay.

00:21:31.280 So, yeah.

00:21:32.400 Like, maybe...

00:21:33.800 If he has to

00:21:34.880 basically do a deadlift

00:21:36.500 to get his dick in there,

00:21:38.340 you know what?

00:21:38.720 He's rocking like a ten incher.

00:21:40.200 Like, he has to fucking...

00:21:40.960 No.

00:21:41.600 Six inches is more than enough

00:21:42.980 to injure the kids

00:21:43.780 that he's normally fucking.

00:21:45.100 No.

00:21:46.220 He's not a politician yet,

00:21:47.800 though, is he?

00:21:48.420 Or he's not in the house yet,

00:21:49.840 at least.

00:21:50.240 Or, well, he won't be.

00:21:51.560 They're all the same to me.

00:21:52.960 So, yeah.

00:21:54.000 But the weird thing...

00:21:54.800 The other weird thing

00:21:55.400 was...

00:21:55.580 So, it's like...

00:21:56.100 I think it totals

00:21:56.820 about 15 minutes or something.

00:21:58.260 I don't think he ever

00:21:59.060 cums in the entire thing.

00:22:01.000 So, there's nothing like that.

00:22:02.080 There's no cums shot.

00:22:03.200 It wasn't sex then, so...

00:22:04.860 Yeah.

00:22:05.480 That's right.

00:22:05.700 I don't think he cums.

00:22:06.420 It's not a unit to fuck.

00:22:08.400 Legally speaking,

00:22:09.340 it's not a unit to fuck.

00:22:10.300 Please refer to episode three

00:22:11.740 of Tower of Power Hour.

00:22:12.680 He doesn't come at all.

00:22:15.360 And they do...

00:22:16.300 They 69 at one point,

00:22:18.500 which is fairly ridiculous.

00:22:20.660 Who was on top?

00:22:21.400 Who was on top, though?

00:22:23.580 I think she was on top

00:22:25.760 for, like, the whole thing.

00:22:26.860 She was on top.

00:22:27.460 The real dirty horn

00:22:27.960 was the flip

00:22:28.620 and the dude's on top.

00:22:29.740 This is a guy.

00:22:31.000 She goes...

00:22:32.000 And her nose

00:22:33.660 going right to his asshole.

00:22:35.280 It's just fucking...

00:22:36.200 Yeah, yeah.

00:22:37.080 Absolutely.

00:22:37.680 Right on his gooch.

00:22:39.880 No, he...

00:22:40.720 He lets her do most of the work, okay?

00:22:44.580 He's, like, an older man.

00:22:45.700 So, she's rioting him

00:22:47.760 and she's on top

00:22:48.860 on the 69 as well.

00:22:49.420 Is she hot?

00:22:51.520 Eh, not really.

00:22:52.740 I mean...

00:22:52.940 Okay.

00:22:54.260 Jose might like

00:22:55.260 the thickness

00:22:56.280 that she's packing,

00:22:57.520 but she's kind of got, like,

00:22:59.200 saggy tits as well.

00:23:00.420 So, I don't know.

00:23:01.020 I mean...

00:23:01.420 I'm glad you had to watch this.

00:23:03.300 This makes me feel better.

00:23:04.540 I'm just glad that he fucking,

00:23:06.200 like, documented it

00:23:07.260 in his mind.

00:23:08.140 He actually studied this.

00:23:09.540 He did, like, notes.

00:23:10.960 Honestly.

00:23:11.400 Honestly.

00:23:12.200 The funniest thing is...

00:23:13.120 Almost immediately,

00:23:14.720 as soon as we, like,

00:23:15.360 someone dropped you,

00:23:16.040 he's like,

00:23:16.420 oh, I'm gonna research

00:23:17.120 after the show.

00:23:19.200 He's like, dude,

00:23:20.080 no one fucking said it.

00:23:21.480 He just told you.

00:23:21.860 No, no, no.

00:23:22.240 I got another idea.

00:23:24.000 Top-tier patron,

00:23:25.340 you get exclusive access

00:23:26.900 to toad porn reviews.

00:23:28.800 So, he will watch

00:23:29.420 a porn for you

00:23:30.080 and he will

00:23:30.960 autistically break it down.

00:23:32.940 He probably has

00:23:33.640 some weird Excel spreadsheet

00:23:34.920 that has, like,

00:23:35.940 all time.

00:23:37.140 Literally everything

00:23:38.000 with, like,

00:23:39.020 out of, like...

00:23:39.380 Like, direct duration,

00:23:40.520 launch, trajectory.

00:23:41.800 Oh, yeah.

00:23:42.860 Unironically,

00:23:43.440 write that down.

00:23:44.440 That will work.

00:23:46.400 That's actually not the worst.

00:23:48.420 It's not a terrible idea,

00:23:50.040 but more than anything,

00:23:51.380 what I want to know is...

00:23:52.380 I want your search history.

00:23:54.780 That's what I really want to see.

00:23:55.800 We need you to timestamp

00:23:56.960 everything.

00:23:57.260 And here we are

00:23:58.780 in the doggy-style shot.

00:24:00.920 I would have gone

00:24:02.320 with a reverse cowgirl here.

00:24:04.060 You know,

00:24:04.980 this video's on Pornhub

00:24:07.180 and, you know,

00:24:07.720 somebody actually has to do that

00:24:09.240 on Pornhub

00:24:09.820 and watch it

00:24:10.360 because you can jump

00:24:11.600 to the action on Pornhub

00:24:12.860 so you can be like,

00:24:13.540 oh, there's, like,

00:24:14.040 an indicator in the middle

00:24:15.380 of the video.

00:24:16.020 Oh, this is where

00:24:16.780 she's sucking his dick

00:24:17.920 or whatever.

00:24:18.440 I'm going to jump to it.

00:24:18.840 They probably have an AI

00:24:19.900 doing that top of Toad.

00:24:20.800 No, I bet it's crowdsourced.

00:24:22.400 Yeah, but that's you, Toad.

00:24:23.160 I bet they allow users

00:24:24.140 to fucking market.

00:24:26.100 Yeah, like Toad's not

00:24:28.320 the guy that's doing that already.

00:24:29.640 If Toad reviewed Pornhub

00:24:31.080 for our top-tier patron,

00:24:32.480 what would his rating system be?

00:24:33.940 Like, you know how

00:24:34.560 five out of five stars?

00:24:35.720 He would have to do

00:24:36.180 something different.

00:24:36.700 It would be like...

00:24:37.320 He'd be like,

00:24:37.700 my boner was four inches

00:24:39.120 for this.

00:24:39.620 My boner was three inches

00:24:41.120 for this.

00:24:41.460 You know what?

00:24:41.800 No, I got a big one.

00:24:42.800 How hard do I do?

00:24:43.880 32 out of 32 jerks.

00:24:45.900 32 out of 32 jerks.

00:24:47.300 He would break it on.

00:24:48.840 How many times

00:24:49.700 he could jerk it

00:24:50.380 to this porn in one day?

00:24:51.780 Oh, that's perfect.

00:24:52.600 That would be his.

00:24:53.620 Well, I give this video

00:24:54.800 zero jerks, actually,

00:24:56.180 because I couldn't even

00:24:56.920 jerk off to it at all.

00:24:58.060 Oh, wow.

00:25:00.700 Wow.

00:25:01.640 Honestly, the first

00:25:02.560 zero jerk porn review

00:25:03.880 is what we're going

00:25:04.480 to put up there.

00:25:05.140 It's great.

00:25:05.840 That's right.

00:25:06.820 It is, yeah.

00:25:07.700 It's probably small

00:25:08.260 when it comes to porn.

00:25:09.220 Like, that fucking ugly bitch.

00:25:10.560 Like, dude, okay.

00:25:12.420 This doesn't include...

00:25:13.820 Toad does have to do

00:25:14.780 once a month

00:25:15.500 a gay porn review.

00:25:16.820 It has to be in there.

00:25:17.640 Like, that's a part

00:25:19.360 of your top tier Patreon.

00:25:20.320 I'd say once a day,

00:25:21.460 maybe once an hour.

00:25:23.540 No, I would definitely

00:25:25.660 fuck Nicole Sage.

00:25:27.460 So, I mean,

00:25:28.420 I'm not saying

00:25:29.140 she's bad looking.

00:25:30.520 I want hourly updates.

00:25:32.960 That's what I want.

00:25:33.800 I'm going to become

00:25:34.640 a top tier Patreon

00:25:35.820 sport of our show

00:25:36.620 just so you have

00:25:37.600 to do this.

00:25:38.280 The scaling of

00:25:41.000 if someone's attractive

00:25:41.820 or if you fuck them

00:25:42.780 are very different

00:25:43.520 for different people.

00:25:44.500 I feel like...

00:25:45.340 Do you remember

00:25:45.800 in Blockbuster

00:25:46.680 or any type of movie

00:25:47.480 they would have

00:25:48.080 like the staff picks

00:25:49.880 of the movies?

00:25:51.280 Yeah.

00:25:52.000 I feel like...

00:25:54.000 Has anybody tapped

00:25:55.000 into that with...

00:25:56.000 I stand with

00:25:56.680 Blockbuster staff picks.

00:25:59.060 Oh, for sure.

00:25:59.740 But would you do that...

00:26:00.880 Has anybody done that

00:26:02.180 for like pornos?

00:26:04.160 Has anybody been like,

00:26:05.340 this is like the staff picks?

00:26:06.720 Oh, yeah.

00:26:08.040 For sure.

00:26:08.580 They have all

00:26:09.080 of those and shit.

00:26:10.600 Those disgusting,

00:26:12.220 decrepit,

00:26:12.740 fucking jerk parlors

00:26:14.320 that they had

00:26:14.700 in New York and shit.

00:26:15.520 I guarantee you

00:26:16.740 there was some

00:26:17.200 fucking creepy

00:26:17.920 Puerto Rican

00:26:18.360 standing behind a counter

00:26:19.280 going like,

00:26:20.300 oh, I like this one.

00:26:21.580 Oh, I like this one a lot.

00:26:23.920 Because wasn't it...

00:26:24.600 1982, it's a rare edition.

00:26:26.860 That was Cockbuster video,

00:26:29.460 actually.

00:26:30.200 Because the whole point

00:26:31.560 of the thing was like

00:26:32.300 you would get like

00:26:33.000 to somebody that also

00:26:33.960 has the same taste as you.

00:26:35.100 Someone's like into dramas,

00:26:35.920 someone's into action movies,

00:26:37.380 and so this would be

00:26:37.940 the same type of thing.

00:26:39.340 Just a guy comes up

00:26:40.100 and just like...

00:26:40.540 Oh, you're a facial guy?

00:26:41.540 Oh, okay.

00:26:43.560 You should come hang out sometime.

00:26:46.020 There must have been

00:26:46.880 like one of the blockbuster

00:26:48.480 employees who gave their picks

00:26:50.280 like must have been

00:26:51.000 like a weird, creepy dude

00:26:52.720 and he's picking all these movies

00:26:53.920 that have like lesbian sex

00:26:55.940 in them or something like that.

00:26:56.840 Like that movie

00:26:57.300 that Clint and I watched together.

00:26:58.860 No, no.

00:26:59.560 Let's even...

00:27:00.280 It could be like

00:27:00.900 the episode of Seinfeld,

00:27:02.020 but every one

00:27:03.540 of the staff members' picks

00:27:05.160 would just be

00:27:05.900 a 13-year-old boy

00:27:06.840 like in the Seinfeld episode

00:27:08.560 which she...

00:27:09.400 I've had this business idea

00:27:10.740 for a long time

00:27:11.580 but like a brick-and-mortar store

00:27:13.120 for Netflix

00:27:14.060 and you go in

00:27:15.780 and there are just people there

00:27:16.800 like that sell popcorn

00:27:17.660 and snacks

00:27:18.140 and they recommend movies

00:27:19.220 because when you go to Netflix,

00:27:20.600 I can never find anything to watch

00:27:21.900 but I think people

00:27:23.000 would pay monthly

00:27:23.920 to go in

00:27:24.520 and have somebody

00:27:25.120 talk to them about this.

00:27:26.480 I like that

00:27:27.140 the genius idea

00:27:28.820 is to just reopen

00:27:30.240 a blockbuster.

00:27:32.180 No, but you don't rep movies.

00:27:34.160 You have to have Netflix.

00:27:35.640 It's just a guy in there.

00:27:36.940 No, it says something

00:27:38.260 about Toad

00:27:38.980 that he assumed

00:27:39.820 it was six

00:27:40.400 when I was...

00:27:40.980 I'm taking Toad's work.

00:27:42.380 That's right.

00:27:43.780 I assume that mine is six,

00:27:46.020 so...

00:27:47.960 I would say,

00:27:49.540 Top,

00:27:49.840 are you saying

00:27:50.420 that you could also

00:27:51.060 watch it there?

00:27:52.180 Is it just a movie theater

00:27:53.200 that just shows Netflix?

00:27:55.520 No, there's no movies

00:27:56.580 there at all.

00:27:57.160 It's just a dude

00:27:57.720 standing there

00:27:58.200 with concessions.

00:27:59.680 Yes, it's a corner store.

00:28:01.120 Why would you need

00:28:01.800 the concessions

00:28:02.440 if you're not going

00:28:02.920 to watch it there?

00:28:03.940 You're like,

00:28:04.500 by the way,

00:28:04.880 I need to get some popcorn.

00:28:05.780 I'll go down

00:28:06.240 to the Netflix store.

00:28:08.860 You go down there

00:28:09.540 and you're like,

00:28:10.060 oh, also what should I watch

00:28:11.080 and I can get

00:28:11.640 a lot of popcorn as well?

00:28:13.100 That's what I use

00:28:13.780 the 7-Eleven attendant for.

00:28:15.320 I just ask the Indian dude.

00:28:16.860 I'm like,

00:28:17.160 hey,

00:28:17.640 what do you think

00:28:18.080 about fucking RRR on...

00:28:19.780 Dude,

00:28:20.140 I bet he fucking loves it.

00:28:23.600 I bet he could also

00:28:24.740 give you some other...

00:28:25.160 You want to watch it together?

00:28:27.140 You got three hours?

00:28:28.100 No, dog.

00:28:30.720 You smell like shit.

00:28:34.080 You know I smell crazy

00:28:35.260 up in home theater.

00:28:38.080 All right.

00:28:38.780 Let's talk a little yay.

00:28:40.500 All right.

00:28:41.580 Top, go off.

00:28:43.560 Yeah,

00:28:43.820 I didn't feel like

00:28:44.560 I needed any additional

00:28:45.480 lead-in.

00:28:45.940 Just top,

00:28:46.480 go ballistic.

00:28:47.640 Kanye did nothing wrong.

00:28:49.140 I mean,

00:28:49.400 the man is just saying...

00:28:50.340 He's saying what I think

00:28:51.220 we're all thinking, right?

00:28:53.100 Should we pull up

00:28:54.560 the tweet?

00:28:56.660 Do we want to...

00:28:57.280 I have the tweet

00:28:57.860 if we want to pull this up.

00:28:58.820 The tweet that

00:28:59.400 set this thing off.

00:29:01.460 Yeah,

00:29:01.740 when he came back

00:29:02.500 on Twitter.

00:29:04.200 I'm a bit sleepy.

00:29:05.240 Yeah,

00:29:09.380 I'm a bit sleepy.

00:29:11.060 Yeah,

00:29:11.440 right here.

00:29:12.000 I got it.

00:29:14.900 It's on the Wayback Machine

00:29:16.240 still.

00:29:17.000 I'm a bit sleepy

00:29:17.600 tonight,

00:29:17.940 but when I wake up,

00:29:18.640 I'm going

00:29:18.960 DEFCON 3

00:29:19.900 on Jewish people.

00:29:23.060 The funny thing is,

00:29:24.040 I actually can't be

00:29:24.660 anti-Semitic

00:29:25.340 because black people

00:29:26.220 are actually Jew

00:29:27.200 also.

00:29:27.780 You guys have toyed

00:29:30.180 with me

00:29:30.520 and tried to blackball

00:29:31.820 anyone who ever

00:29:32.600 opposes your agenda.

00:29:35.120 Dude,

00:29:35.440 I love it.

00:29:36.120 I love it.

00:29:37.380 You know what?

00:29:38.120 There's white Jews,

00:29:39.140 so I can't be

00:29:40.240 anti-Semitic.

00:29:42.000 I love how when you

00:29:43.380 have over

00:29:44.160 2 million followers,

00:29:45.800 you don't even have

00:29:46.380 to have grammar.

00:29:47.680 There's not

00:29:48.020 five spaces.

00:29:51.220 I am Jew also.

00:29:54.000 He does whatever

00:29:54.800 he wants, man.

00:29:55.540 This guy's a goat.

00:29:56.580 Dude,

00:29:56.840 it also,

00:29:57.220 I mean,

00:29:57.680 every one of his tweets

00:29:58.720 got thousands,

00:30:00.300 I mean,

00:30:00.500 hundreds of thousands

00:30:01.200 of likes.

00:30:01.620 So fucking funny,

00:30:02.640 dude.

00:30:03.720 It's just

00:30:04.340 immediate,

00:30:05.180 just fucking

00:30:05.720 boom.

00:30:07.920 The overlap

00:30:09.000 on the like,

00:30:09.940 like if you could

00:30:10.360 have a pie chart,

00:30:11.140 it would be like

00:30:11.620 white supremacists

00:30:13.080 base black people.

00:30:14.280 Yeah,

00:30:14.480 that's all it would be.

00:30:17.240 Anti-Semitism

00:30:18.040 is what really

00:30:18.960 brings people together.

00:30:21.300 I know Dave

00:30:23.120 mentioned this

00:30:23.680 in like the most,

00:30:24.120 I think whichever

00:30:24.820 Legion of Skanks

00:30:25.440 it was,

00:30:25.700 they talked about this,

00:30:26.460 but it was just

00:30:27.280 so funny

00:30:27.860 that he was just

00:30:28.480 like,

00:30:28.920 he was saying

00:30:29.700 the Jewish people

00:30:31.060 are the ones

00:30:31.440 that are canceling

00:30:32.220 all of us

00:30:33.060 and the Jews

00:30:33.680 are like,

00:30:34.260 shut him down.

00:30:35.300 They were like,

00:30:35.840 he needs to be

00:30:36.340 canceled.

00:30:37.160 Take away,

00:30:37.660 it was immediate,

00:30:38.700 like it was just

00:30:39.260 like,

00:30:39.500 well,

00:30:39.740 I mean,

00:30:40.080 you just

00:30:40.440 literally don't,

00:30:41.700 it's just a parody

00:30:42.740 by now.

00:30:43.300 I tweeted it out

00:30:44.500 the day of,

00:30:45.080 I was like,

00:30:45.480 if you want to

00:30:45.920 disprove someone's

00:30:46.900 assumption that

00:30:47.580 there's a shadowy

00:30:48.300 cabal of people

00:30:49.040 that are banning

00:30:49.680 you for talking

00:30:50.620 about them,

00:30:51.340 you probably

00:30:51.840 shouldn't ban

00:30:52.480 them when they

00:30:52.880 talk about them.

00:30:54.620 It's just,

00:30:55.080 it's so,

00:30:55.700 it's funny because

00:30:56.620 like I am of

00:30:57.360 the opinion

00:30:57.860 that anti-Semitism

00:30:59.220 is stupid

00:31:00.040 and that like

00:31:00.760 the vast majority

00:31:01.540 of Jewish people

00:31:02.180 have nothing

00:31:02.920 to do with this.

00:31:03.720 I just,

00:31:04.260 hold on,

00:31:04.620 I'll get to the

00:31:05.200 part that you'll

00:31:05.680 enjoy.

00:31:05.900 that being said,

00:31:09.400 there are a group

00:31:11.520 of very high-powered

00:31:12.940 wealthy people

00:31:14.140 that happen to be

00:31:15.240 Jewish that do

00:31:16.600 use the accusations

00:31:18.000 of anti-Semitism

00:31:18.920 to blackball

00:31:20.260 and suppress

00:31:21.080 people that ever

00:31:22.160 talk about it

00:31:22.940 and it's just like,

00:31:24.640 I hate the fact

00:31:25.380 that it gets into

00:31:26.120 this level of,

00:31:28.020 it's the same thing

00:31:28.620 with like white people,

00:31:30.320 like there are

00:31:30.800 bad white people

00:31:31.560 but then,

00:31:32.220 oh,

00:31:32.380 because there's

00:31:32.820 some rich powerful

00:31:33.540 white dude who

00:31:34.040 does something

00:31:34.380 fucked up,

00:31:34.840 like Bill Gates,

00:31:35.400 now all of a sudden

00:31:36.020 you can hate me?

00:31:37.400 Like that's stupid.

00:31:38.300 Here's the thing,

00:31:39.440 Clint,

00:31:39.720 it's that not

00:31:41.080 all Jewish people

00:31:42.060 have the high power

00:31:43.980 but all the people

00:31:45.020 that have the high power

00:31:45.860 are Jewish.

00:31:46.940 Like it's like,

00:31:47.740 I mean,

00:31:48.320 it's like,

00:31:49.080 there is also

00:31:49.660 something to say

00:31:50.300 where like most

00:31:51.580 of the Jewish people

00:31:52.420 like left and right

00:31:53.740 completely ran cover

00:31:55.120 and they were like,

00:31:55.820 well,

00:31:55.960 hold on a second,

00:31:56.720 there's only like

00:31:57.480 6 million Jewish people

00:31:58.520 and Kanye West

00:31:59.440 has like 15 million

00:32:00.720 Twitter followers

00:32:01.400 so they're

00:32:01.840 doing like Jew math,

00:32:04.740 that was like,

00:32:05.080 oh shit.

00:32:06.440 That was a Jew math

00:32:08.060 there because he has

00:32:08.660 34 million,

00:32:09.700 I think,

00:32:10.160 something like that.

00:32:11.260 No,

00:32:11.440 but I did see that tweet

00:32:12.580 they were saying like

00:32:13.360 the total population,

00:32:14.360 I think it was like 12 million

00:32:15.380 or something like that

00:32:15.980 and therefore,

00:32:17.260 he's bullying

00:32:18.000 because he has more followers

00:32:20.060 so he's actually on top.

00:32:21.700 Like that's the dumbest thing

00:32:22.680 I've ever heard.

00:32:23.540 It's like,

00:32:24.140 yeah,

00:32:24.600 okay.

00:32:24.940 If you like him more though,

00:32:26.760 he's bullying

00:32:28.000 an entire race of people,

00:32:29.820 just one person.

00:32:31.140 We're not saying

00:32:32.260 we want to take out

00:32:33.260 all the Jews

00:32:33.840 but I will say

00:32:35.260 it might be hard

00:32:35.920 to parse them out.

00:32:37.960 Kanye would still

00:32:39.040 have more followers

00:32:40.100 than there are Jews

00:32:41.000 even if the Holocaust

00:32:42.080 didn't happen.

00:32:43.880 You mean

00:32:44.900 real history?

00:32:46.740 Yes.

00:32:47.220 It seems like

00:32:50.240 about once

00:32:50.980 every century or so

00:32:52.220 the races

00:32:53.860 start to slowly

00:32:54.780 gather class consciousness

00:32:56.620 and realize

00:32:57.480 who the true enemy is

00:32:58.540 and then,

00:32:59.040 you know,

00:32:59.640 the natural cycle

00:33:00.540 begins anew.

00:33:01.600 113 nations,

00:33:02.740 man.

00:33:03.480 113.

00:33:04.200 Like,

00:33:04.420 what do you want me to say?

00:33:07.440 Clint's like trying to,

00:33:08.360 he's like,

00:33:08.560 where's the sign off button?

00:33:10.180 No,

00:33:10.680 no,

00:33:10.900 I mean,

00:33:11.200 I think you're right

00:33:12.180 but it's like,

00:33:12.700 it's on the,

00:33:13.620 what's it called?

00:33:14.640 The fourth turning?

00:33:15.660 Like,

00:33:15.800 but the,

00:33:16.440 it kind of is

00:33:17.140 it's aligning

00:33:18.000 pretty perfectly

00:33:18.760 where you have

00:33:19.420 kind of class consciousness

00:33:20.860 as well as racial consciousness

00:33:22.160 that's all being

00:33:23.360 propagated and accepted

00:33:24.820 as like common

00:33:25.940 argumentation

00:33:27.060 that's used by

00:33:27.880 our intellectual elite

00:33:29.120 and who controls

00:33:30.780 the narrative?

00:33:31.860 Well,

00:33:32.040 it happens to be

00:33:32.980 many Jewish people

00:33:33.920 that are in charge of,

00:33:35.120 you know,

00:33:35.640 dictating what we're allowed

00:33:36.520 to talk about

00:33:37.100 and it's like,

00:33:37.880 so they're,

00:33:38.640 they are in a position

00:33:39.640 of both creating

00:33:40.860 this meme

00:33:42.080 that has been

00:33:43.120 taken,

00:33:43.780 like has taken hold

00:33:44.700 but also now

00:33:45.720 it's kind of coming for them

00:33:46.680 which is essentially

00:33:47.980 That's actually a really smart way

00:33:48.600 to put it.

00:33:49.700 how this shit always happens

00:33:50.980 so,

00:33:51.640 yeah,

00:33:51.840 I'm very good at intellectualizing

00:33:53.340 my anti-Semitism.

00:33:55.480 The way that describes it

00:33:56.860 is not saying

00:33:57.440 that that's right,

00:33:58.260 it's saying that they kind of,

00:33:59.540 you know,

00:33:59.880 in a certain sense

00:34:00.820 concoct this like racial,

00:34:03.320 like whatever,

00:34:04.200 thoughts among these groups

00:34:05.760 and then people start noticing

00:34:06.760 patterns

00:34:07.200 and they don't notice it

00:34:08.640 to a clear enough degree

00:34:10.820 and they get the wrong assumption

00:34:12.240 by stopping at,

00:34:13.400 well,

00:34:14.060 just the Jews

00:34:14.580 and you know

00:34:16.040 who really notices

00:34:16.880 who really notices patterns

00:34:19.740 though,

00:34:20.500 autistic people

00:34:21.620 and schizophrenics

00:34:23.120 and random

00:34:24.740 you bring up

00:34:25.840 Novum's comment

00:34:26.760 because he said,

00:34:27.460 Toad,

00:34:27.700 why don't you say

00:34:28.140 Ick is head of Prince Albert

00:34:29.120 because that is a very,

00:34:31.320 very important detail.

00:34:32.780 Did he?

00:34:33.640 Toad,

00:34:33.940 you're tired.

00:34:34.620 Toad,

00:34:34.780 if you miss that,

00:34:36.040 your porn reviews

00:34:36.720 are going to suck,

00:34:37.600 okay?

00:34:38.080 I was really high.

00:34:39.680 I mean,

00:34:40.320 you're stunningly

00:34:41.260 un-homosexual.

00:34:42.040 No way,

00:34:42.940 no way.

00:34:44.840 Bring it up right now.

00:34:48.020 JC says,

00:34:48.780 congrats,

00:34:49.280 y'all are about to

00:34:49.660 do it live.

00:34:50.500 Y'all are about to

00:34:51.220 set the shortest time

00:34:52.620 ever existing

00:34:53.320 on Patreon or something.

00:34:54.200 I won't share my screen

00:34:55.820 but do you want me to

00:34:56.560 check?

00:34:57.740 Benzo asks,

00:34:58.960 is yay bipolar

00:35:01.180 schizophrenic

00:35:02.100 or is he a genius?

00:35:03.380 It's the same thing.

00:35:04.860 Yeah.

00:35:05.320 Yeah.

00:35:05.760 He has been,

00:35:06.760 I think he has been

00:35:07.600 diagnosed with bipolar disorder

00:35:09.020 and he was put on medication

00:35:10.120 for it.

00:35:10.560 Obviously,

00:35:11.020 he's off his meds

00:35:11.660 and he believes

00:35:12.120 that he never needed

00:35:12.720 them in the first place

00:35:13.580 which is now

00:35:14.940 arguable.

00:35:17.020 And they were just

00:35:17.620 trying to keep

00:35:18.020 him,

00:35:18.220 keep his brother down.

00:35:19.420 Do you think

00:35:20.240 that the Jews

00:35:20.800 gave him Kim Kardashian

00:35:21.860 to keep him at bay?

00:35:23.020 Yes.

00:35:27.820 Do you think

00:35:28.500 they're orchestrating

00:35:29.460 these things

00:35:30.300 and then he saw

00:35:31.120 a Jew

00:35:31.660 because is it

00:35:32.740 a fucking

00:35:33.320 what's his name?

00:35:35.080 The big dick Jew.

00:35:36.200 I don't know if he's Jewish

00:35:37.160 but big dick guy

00:35:38.080 around SNL

00:35:38.720 that dated

00:35:39.160 after him.

00:35:42.300 Pete Davidson.

00:35:42.980 Isn't he Jewish?

00:35:44.140 I don't know.

00:35:45.020 He kind of looks

00:35:46.360 Jewish

00:35:46.660 and they say

00:35:47.140 he has a big hog.

00:35:48.040 Well,

00:35:48.220 wait a minute though.

00:35:49.240 But he can't

00:35:50.660 be Jewish though,

00:35:51.540 right?

00:35:51.700 Because his father

00:35:52.380 died in 9-11.

00:35:54.260 That's actually

00:35:54.880 that's actually

00:35:55.380 I don't know,

00:35:56.240 man.

00:35:56.520 They gave

00:35:57.580 Israel like

00:35:59.040 all those COVID

00:35:59.680 shots first

00:36:00.420 so they don't

00:36:00.920 care about Israel.

00:36:02.580 They gave him

00:36:03.360 the good shit though.

00:36:04.580 We got the fucking

00:36:05.200 bunks.

00:36:06.600 I know we make

00:36:07.420 jokes here

00:36:07.920 but yeah,

00:36:08.600 when it comes

00:36:10.040 to the Jewish

00:36:10.480 people,

00:36:10.980 there's the Jewish

00:36:11.900 elites and there's

00:36:12.640 just people are Jews.

00:36:13.740 Those are different things.

00:36:15.000 I have a serious

00:36:15.560 point to make.

00:36:16.080 I'll try to make

00:36:16.600 it humorous.

00:36:17.060 I don't know

00:36:17.280 if I can.

00:36:17.740 But this is the

00:36:18.840 main reason that

00:36:19.360 I've always been

00:36:20.040 opposed to

00:36:21.000 these constant

00:36:22.160 labeling of anybody

00:36:23.220 who talks about

00:36:24.140 this stuff

00:36:24.560 as being

00:36:25.120 anti-Semitic.

00:36:25.840 Even if you just

00:36:26.500 talk about the fact

00:36:27.560 that there's so many

00:36:28.280 high-powered people

00:36:28.960 of Jewish descent

00:36:29.800 that end up

00:36:30.360 in media

00:36:31.200 or they end up

00:36:31.800 in banking

00:36:32.220 or whatever

00:36:32.680 and instead of

00:36:33.880 just allowing people

00:36:34.880 to have that

00:36:35.320 conversation,

00:36:36.120 you kind of

00:36:36.840 blanket label it

00:36:37.760 as anti-Semitism.

00:36:39.300 What that creates

00:36:40.440 is confirmation

00:36:41.640 that in these

00:36:43.340 people's minds

00:36:43.920 that okay,

00:36:44.400 well,

00:36:44.620 I'm not allowed

00:36:45.120 to talk about this

00:36:45.760 so there must be

00:36:46.560 something to it

00:36:47.160 and it's funny

00:36:47.740 because even if

00:36:48.680 the Jewish people

00:36:49.240 are correct

00:36:50.960 in their concerns

00:36:52.060 about anti-Semitism,

00:36:53.180 the way you

00:36:54.540 remedy that

00:36:55.240 is not to

00:36:56.260 drive it underground

00:36:57.040 and allow it

00:36:57.720 to foment

00:36:58.480 and to

00:36:59.320 metastasize

00:37:00.200 and become

00:37:00.540 this monster

00:37:01.320 that's capable

00:37:01.840 of consuming you.

00:37:02.740 The way you

00:37:03.260 allow it to dissipate

00:37:04.200 is allow an open

00:37:05.140 dialogue and an

00:37:05.880 open conversation

00:37:06.520 so that you can

00:37:07.020 actually disprove

00:37:07.680 them on the merits

00:37:08.300 of their argument

00:37:08.760 and say,

00:37:09.340 well,

00:37:09.520 sure,

00:37:09.900 there are a lot

00:37:10.460 of Jewish people

00:37:10.960 but it's because

00:37:11.500 we have higher IQ

00:37:13.040 on average

00:37:13.540 and because we have

00:37:14.440 a better work ethic

00:37:15.240 on average.

00:37:15.640 But you're not

00:37:19.760 allowed to have

00:37:20.460 that conversation

00:37:21.000 either and it

00:37:21.620 creates this

00:37:22.700 environment where

00:37:23.400 there's just so

00:37:24.580 much mistrust

00:37:25.360 and so much

00:37:25.860 obfuscation of

00:37:26.680 the reality of

00:37:27.320 the situation

00:37:27.760 that if you

00:37:28.720 didn't try and

00:37:29.700 suppress it,

00:37:30.380 you wouldn't

00:37:30.720 then have this

00:37:31.440 monster that's

00:37:32.120 growing from

00:37:32.620 underneath that's

00:37:33.180 about to eat

00:37:33.840 all your fucking

00:37:34.420 people again.

00:37:35.420 And maybe you

00:37:36.640 should reflect on

00:37:37.700 the fact that you

00:37:38.320 are creating the

00:37:39.080 fucking issues that

00:37:40.080 you're so upset

00:37:40.640 about.

00:37:40.920 I wish we had

00:37:41.400 if we had like a

00:37:41.980 live language

00:37:42.580 translator and we

00:37:43.440 just dubbed that

00:37:44.360 into German,

00:37:45.640 stiffen my arm a

00:37:55.020 little bit during

00:37:55.540 that rant.

00:37:56.180 I think that

00:37:58.460 no of them just

00:37:59.240 wanted me to have

00:37:59.740 to watch that

00:38:00.380 porn again because

00:38:01.320 I just scrolled

00:38:02.020 through it again

00:38:02.500 and you can't

00:38:03.300 even see the

00:38:03.900 dude's entire

00:38:04.460 shaft at any

00:38:05.300 point during it

00:38:05.940 because of the

00:38:06.320 way that's

00:38:06.680 making a profound

00:38:08.760 point and he's

00:38:10.100 just like looking

00:38:10.660 at this guy's

00:38:11.500 dick.

00:38:14.180 Oh my god.

00:38:15.140 What Clint is

00:38:17.540 saying though is

00:38:18.220 it's not their

00:38:18.780 fault they're

00:38:19.180 genetically

00:38:19.580 predisposed to

00:38:21.060 orchestrating

00:38:21.920 word conflicts

00:38:22.600 for their own

00:38:23.220 benefit.

00:38:23.820 Okay?

00:38:25.940 They're better at

00:38:26.780 making money.

00:38:27.980 I agree with

00:38:28.460 Clint.

00:38:28.880 One of their

00:38:30.320 strongest assets

00:38:31.160 as a Jewish

00:38:31.700 community where I

00:38:32.480 really look up to

00:38:33.220 them is their

00:38:34.320 sense of community

00:38:35.080 like especially the

00:38:35.860 Orthodox Jews.

00:38:36.640 They stick together,

00:38:37.800 man.

00:38:37.940 But what you're

00:38:39.560 talking about is

00:38:40.120 the same kind of

00:38:40.640 thing where one

00:38:41.720 of these guys,

00:38:42.360 so Kanye West

00:38:43.180 mentions George

00:38:43.880 Soros.

00:38:44.380 George Soros is

00:38:44.860 talking to

00:38:45.220 Charlemagne and

00:38:45.840 P.

00:38:46.040 Diddy.

00:38:47.500 He's like

00:38:47.980 George Soros.

00:38:49.080 I know it's

00:38:49.640 you, man.

00:38:50.420 I know you're

00:38:50.920 telling Charlemagne

00:38:51.800 to call me and

00:38:52.300 this guy to call

00:38:52.800 me but now all

00:38:54.420 the Jewish people

00:38:55.260 because of their

00:38:56.020 sense of community

00:38:56.760 will be like,

00:38:57.400 well, don't talk

00:38:58.020 about George Soros

00:38:58.720 like that.

00:39:00.240 You're being

00:39:00.760 anti-Semitic.

00:39:01.620 They're grouping

00:39:02.000 him in.

00:39:02.280 He's not one of

00:39:02.840 you guys.

00:39:03.300 He sold you out.

00:39:04.280 No.

00:39:04.400 He doesn't

00:39:06.240 share any of

00:39:07.540 the fundamental

00:39:08.660 belief system

00:39:10.120 of the Jewish

00:39:10.760 people.

00:39:11.540 So it's like

00:39:13.040 the best thing

00:39:13.960 the Jewish

00:39:14.260 community could

00:39:14.960 do would be

00:39:15.980 to fucking

00:39:16.300 throw George

00:39:17.260 Soros to

00:39:17.800 the wolves.

00:39:19.120 But they

00:39:19.280 don't.

00:39:19.900 The fact that

00:39:20.320 they don't.

00:39:21.420 I think George

00:39:22.740 Soros isn't

00:39:23.200 that great.

00:39:23.620 He's like,

00:39:24.020 he survived

00:39:24.880 the Holocaust.

00:39:25.700 No, he

00:39:26.200 fucking did it.

00:39:26.960 But that is

00:39:27.560 literally what

00:39:27.980 they say.

00:39:28.540 They call him

00:39:29.820 a Holocaust

00:39:30.160 survivor.

00:39:30.880 George Soros'

00:39:31.620 family profited

00:39:32.840 off the fucking

00:39:33.400 Holocaust from

00:39:34.000 what I've

00:39:34.280 I mean, if

00:39:35.160 he was alive

00:39:36.280 during the

00:39:37.420 Holocaust.

00:39:38.040 He survived

00:39:38.580 and then some.

00:39:39.560 He survived

00:39:40.420 and thrived.

00:39:41.560 Technically, people

00:39:42.340 operating the

00:39:43.040 imaginary chambers

00:39:44.080 were still

00:39:44.680 Holocaust survivors

00:39:45.900 as well.

00:39:46.960 The Nazis were

00:39:48.140 definitely Holocaust

00:39:48.900 survivors.

00:39:49.500 They were there.

00:39:50.460 They survived it.

00:39:51.460 Technically, the

00:39:51.960 entire world

00:39:52.440 survived the

00:39:53.200 Holocaust.

00:39:53.880 I mean, it's

00:39:54.220 just like the

00:39:54.680 Great Depression.

00:39:55.580 It happened.

00:39:57.060 We should start

00:39:58.340 a petition for

00:39:58.960 the Auschwitz

00:39:59.480 guards that

00:40:00.000 survived their

00:40:00.620 heirs to

00:40:01.140 receive reparations.

00:40:02.020 We should call

00:40:07.100 this the

00:40:07.520 Yay Q.

00:40:09.660 Oh, that's

00:40:10.300 a great

00:40:10.780 dude.

00:40:11.140 That's it.

00:40:11.720 That's the

00:40:12.140 show title for

00:40:12.800 sure.

00:40:13.200 The Yay Q.

00:40:14.720 Can we also

00:40:15.680 touch on George

00:40:16.300 Floyd?

00:40:16.700 Because isn't

00:40:17.380 that just one

00:40:17.940 of the also

00:40:18.260 the super

00:40:18.780 funniest shit

00:40:19.460 to happen?

00:40:19.960 It's where he

00:40:20.200 was just like,

00:40:20.920 by the way,

00:40:21.340 hey, he died

00:40:22.420 of fentanyl.

00:40:23.300 And then they

00:40:23.880 were like,

00:40:24.540 sue you for

00:40:25.080 $250 million.

00:40:26.440 He's like,

00:40:26.720 I gave you

00:40:27.300 $2 million

00:40:27.800 already.

00:40:28.360 It's like,

00:40:28.540 I don't have a

00:40:28.920 problem with

00:40:29.360 your family.

00:40:30.300 Who do you

00:40:33.280 think is

00:40:33.700 advising that

00:40:34.940 family to

00:40:35.460 sue?

00:40:36.840 Jewish

00:40:37.240 attorney.

00:40:39.120 Can we get

00:40:40.660 an early life

00:40:41.320 pick on the

00:40:41.880 attorneys?

00:40:42.900 I can assume.

00:40:45.400 Pull up their

00:40:46.000 attorneys.

00:40:46.920 I feel like,

00:40:47.580 you know,

00:40:47.800 lawyer, it's a

00:40:48.500 safe assumption.

00:40:49.220 It's a Jew.

00:40:50.340 Oh, my God.

00:40:52.420 That was great.

00:40:53.660 I can't believe

00:40:54.040 you made me say

00:40:54.880 it, you son of a

00:40:55.440 bitch.

00:40:56.260 But what's really

00:40:57.240 funny is that

00:40:58.340 people are

00:41:03.240 tweeting out

00:41:03.940 the toxicology

00:41:04.920 report of

00:41:06.100 his, of

00:41:07.080 his death.

00:41:07.640 And it's

00:41:07.920 just like

00:41:08.500 fentanyl,

00:41:09.860 heroin.

00:41:10.600 It's like

00:41:11.180 literally every

00:41:12.200 drug known to

00:41:12.800 mankind is in

00:41:13.580 this guy's

00:41:14.000 system.

00:41:14.880 This is

00:41:15.860 a black guy

00:41:17.340 actually.

00:41:17.880 Benjamin

00:41:18.260 Crump.

00:41:19.300 Black guys

00:41:19.920 can be Jewish.

00:41:20.580 Pull up

00:41:20.900 Kanye's tweet.

00:41:23.180 Yeah.

00:41:23.980 Once again,

00:41:26.260 this, this

00:41:26.660 just goes to

00:41:27.280 show like

00:41:27.580 how the

00:41:28.440 narrative

00:41:29.000 setting gets

00:41:29.600 to like

00:41:30.200 really create

00:41:31.400 these camp

00:41:31.900 divides where

00:41:32.460 no one's able

00:41:33.100 to actually

00:41:33.520 discuss reality.

00:41:34.280 Like if you

00:41:35.040 recall, there

00:41:35.640 was a bunch

00:41:36.000 of people that

00:41:36.480 thought that

00:41:37.080 Kyle Rittenhouse

00:41:37.880 said everyone

00:41:38.540 he killed had

00:41:39.080 been black,

00:41:39.560 even though none

00:41:40.000 of them were,

00:41:40.960 you know,

00:41:41.220 like, yeah.

00:41:41.920 And now, even

00:41:43.460 though like, I

00:41:44.180 think what I

00:41:45.960 don't want to

00:41:46.220 say officer

00:41:46.580 sick, Nick

00:41:46.980 again, but

00:41:47.460 whatever the

00:41:48.960 guy, whatever

00:41:50.860 the cops that

00:41:52.240 kneeled on

00:41:52.720 homeboy, they

00:41:53.460 call him that

00:41:53.860 because you

00:41:54.140 sick him on

00:41:54.580 niggers.

00:41:55.600 Chauvin, Derek

00:41:56.240 Chauvin.

00:41:56.840 Thank you.

00:41:57.380 Chauvin.

00:41:58.100 Even though

00:41:58.540 what I think

00:41:58.900 Chauvin did was

00:41:59.480 wrong, I think

00:42:01.160 that it's pretty

00:42:01.860 self-evident that

00:42:03.020 George Floyd

00:42:04.220 probably would

00:42:04.860 have died from

00:42:05.420 an overdose

00:42:06.000 anyways, like

00:42:07.080 just based off

00:42:07.780 of his

00:42:08.080 toxicology report.

00:42:08.980 Like it looked

00:42:09.260 like he was, he

00:42:09.940 was not long

00:42:10.380 for this earth.

00:42:11.120 I don't know

00:42:11.340 if it would

00:42:11.660 have happened

00:42:12.000 in that five

00:42:12.680 minutes or if

00:42:13.160 it would have

00:42:13.360 been a half

00:42:13.680 an hour later,

00:42:14.220 but he's built

00:42:14.880 it.

00:42:15.800 But I'm just

00:42:17.560 saying you're

00:42:17.940 not, no one

00:42:18.780 because there's

00:42:19.640 such stark

00:42:20.620 divide in these

00:42:21.400 two camps.

00:42:21.900 You can't

00:42:22.860 have the

00:42:23.200 conversation of

00:42:23.920 like, yes,

00:42:24.760 this cop was

00:42:25.300 wrong and

00:42:25.920 yes, George

00:42:26.580 Floyd wasn't

00:42:27.340 probably going

00:42:28.340 to survive this

00:42:28.980 anyways.

00:42:29.500 Derek Chauvin

00:42:30.000 just gave

00:42:30.660 George Floyd

00:42:31.500 an early dose

00:42:32.600 of the

00:42:33.320 coronavirus vaccine

00:42:34.300 and he just

00:42:35.660 died of the

00:42:37.600 They tested it

00:42:39.620 on eight mice

00:42:40.360 and George Floyd

00:42:41.160 It was fast

00:42:42.560 acting myocarditis.

00:42:44.300 didn't Tim

00:42:46.100 Poole just

00:42:48.720 released like

00:42:49.480 autopsy results

00:42:50.720 or something?

00:42:51.000 Yeah, that's

00:42:51.280 what he did.

00:42:51.800 Yeah, he just

00:42:52.400 released, yeah,

00:42:53.220 today.

00:42:53.860 Didn't have any

00:42:54.720 life-threatening

00:42:56.820 injuries or

00:42:57.740 whatever from

00:42:58.520 as a result of

00:42:59.840 what Chauvin

00:43:00.640 did.

00:43:01.020 I mean, to be

00:43:01.760 fair, that

00:43:02.280 doesn't prove

00:43:02.780 anything.

00:43:03.260 Like if he was

00:43:04.200 like, you know,

00:43:04.960 fucking up his

00:43:05.480 breathing to

00:43:05.900 point or it

00:43:06.340 killed him like

00:43:07.000 that, he

00:43:08.540 wouldn't have

00:43:08.900 an injury.

00:43:09.780 So like people

00:43:10.240 bring that up

00:43:10.880 like as if that

00:43:11.480 means it.

00:43:11.960 It's not like he

00:43:12.780 like broke his

00:43:13.680 fucking

00:43:13.880 Jake Shields, a

00:43:14.560 professional

00:43:15.020 strangulation expert

00:43:16.040 says there's no

00:43:17.160 way that you

00:43:17.600 actually choke

00:43:18.120 someone out by

00:43:18.620 just putting a

00:43:19.040 knee on their

00:43:19.320 back.

00:43:19.600 That being said,

00:43:20.500 if you're on

00:43:21.240 fentanyl and

00:43:21.880 you're struggling

00:43:22.340 to breathe and

00:43:23.360 your lungs are

00:43:24.140 shutting down and

00:43:24.920 you have someone

00:43:25.500 kneel on you,

00:43:26.100 that could be

00:43:26.620 enough to put

00:43:27.120 you on the edge.

00:43:27.860 And I think

00:43:28.160 that's what the

00:43:28.600 argument ought to

00:43:29.180 be.

00:43:29.520 But because it's

00:43:30.200 nuanced, it's

00:43:30.860 impossible to have.

00:43:31.920 So we just go

00:43:32.440 like Jews bed,

00:43:33.300 blacks bed,

00:43:33.860 whites bed.

00:43:34.860 By the way,

00:43:35.240 also the entire

00:43:36.160 thing also was

00:43:36.880 that this was

00:43:37.520 still police brutality

00:43:39.360 because the dude

00:43:40.380 just literally the

00:43:41.340 only thing he did

00:43:41.880 was counterfeit

00:43:42.560 a $20 bill and

00:43:43.900 they did all this

00:43:45.280 to him because of

00:43:45.960 that.

00:43:46.540 So there's a lot

00:43:48.000 of things here that

00:43:48.880 are also all true

00:43:49.820 at once.

00:43:50.660 One, he was

00:43:51.580 fucking high off

00:43:52.380 his ass.

00:43:53.060 Two, there was

00:43:53.720 police brutality.

00:43:54.960 Three, Kanye's

00:43:55.820 still right.

00:43:56.420 I mean, that's all

00:43:56.860 and the Jewish

00:43:57.660 people are over

00:43:58.460 all of it.

00:43:59.120 So I'm just

00:43:59.620 going back.

00:43:59.880 It's also true

00:44:00.540 that the Jewish

00:44:00.960 people control the

00:44:01.600 world and the

00:44:02.020 weather.

00:44:04.460 There's a lot of

00:44:05.140 nuance to this,

00:44:05.880 but at the end

00:44:06.620 of the day,

00:44:07.120 basically Jews are

00:44:07.820 bad.

00:44:08.340 By the way,

00:44:08.880 with Tim Poole

00:44:09.740 tweeting that out,

00:44:10.560 by the way,

00:44:10.800 Poole's continued

00:44:11.640 to be the enemy

00:44:12.320 of the black

00:44:12.920 man.

00:44:13.220 I'm not saying

00:44:14.040 Jews are bad.

00:44:14.760 I'm just saying

00:44:15.660 why waste time

00:44:16.440 discerning,

00:44:16.980 you know?

00:44:19.080 You managed to

00:44:21.220 make a black

00:44:21.980 people can't

00:44:22.460 swim joke funny.

00:44:23.160 I am so proud

00:44:23.680 of you, Todd.

00:44:24.100 Thank you.

00:44:25.320 Yeah.

00:44:26.320 But do you

00:44:27.560 think they

00:44:27.900 actually believe

00:44:28.800 they're going

00:44:29.060 to get $250

00:44:29.560 million from

00:44:30.420 because I don't

00:44:31.400 think that's

00:44:31.800 Yeah, look at

00:44:32.040 the Alex Jones

00:44:32.780 decision.

00:44:33.180 Yeah, they

00:44:33.440 might.

00:44:34.060 Yeah.

00:44:34.660 But the Alex Jones

00:44:35.260 decision was, I feel

00:44:36.200 like it was different.

00:44:36.940 I feel like, I don't

00:44:37.960 know.

00:44:38.220 I now understand it.

00:44:39.420 You buy their

00:44:40.060 narrative?

00:44:40.800 Because I read

00:44:41.660 Judge Knapp's

00:44:42.900 piece today.

00:44:43.480 So if you guys

00:44:43.920 want to talk

00:44:44.300 about that, we

00:44:44.680 can.

00:44:45.700 What was his

00:44:46.500 piece?

00:44:47.060 How big is his

00:44:47.840 piece?

00:44:48.400 Judge Knapp's

00:44:49.200 piece.

00:44:49.980 Is it

00:44:50.280 Pierce?

00:44:52.760 Please get on

00:44:54.100 that.

00:44:55.620 I'll have to ask

00:44:56.480 that groundskeeper

00:44:57.380 guy, I guess.

00:44:58.720 I don't even know

00:44:59.800 if it's interesting.

00:45:00.480 There's a lot to

00:45:01.500 that story that

00:45:02.260 basically it's like

00:45:03.180 there was

00:45:04.140 pretrial discovery

00:45:05.020 and Alex Jones

00:45:08.320 turned over the

00:45:09.040 information that was

00:45:09.640 requested of him.

00:45:10.240 However, the judge

00:45:11.040 said that he did

00:45:11.680 not turn over the

00:45:12.300 information that was

00:45:12.860 requested of him.

00:45:13.500 So there's this

00:45:14.700 argument that was

00:45:15.380 being had by

00:45:15.900 Jacob Hornberger,

00:45:16.900 who was the

00:45:18.020 Mises Caucus

00:45:18.820 endorsed candidate

00:45:20.100 for the LP

00:45:20.680 presidential nomination.

00:45:22.020 And he writes

00:45:23.180 this piece, which I

00:45:24.540 did a huge deep

00:45:25.720 dive on.

00:45:26.280 And Liberty

00:45:26.540 Lockdown, if

00:45:26.980 anybody wants to

00:45:27.460 check it out.

00:45:28.620 It's about

00:45:29.280 basically Alex Jones

00:45:31.300 got what he

00:45:31.660 deserved.

00:45:32.080 That's the title of

00:45:32.740 the fucking piece.

00:45:33.420 And I was like,

00:45:34.000 wow.

00:45:34.340 All right.

00:45:34.580 I'm going to have

00:45:34.920 to read this live

00:45:35.800 and counter it in

00:45:36.920 real time.

00:45:37.300 But then today I

00:45:38.400 read this judge

00:45:38.880 and that piece

00:45:39.280 that like basically

00:45:39.980 just destroys

00:45:41.340 Hornberger's entire

00:45:42.440 argument.

00:45:42.960 So it's, it's

00:45:44.060 really, it's

00:45:44.780 really sad to

00:45:46.840 see it really

00:45:47.860 any libertarian

00:45:48.640 that would come

00:45:49.140 down on the

00:45:49.680 side of like

00:45:50.320 what amounts

00:45:51.680 to probably the

00:45:52.940 biggest chilling

00:45:53.500 of speech in

00:45:54.220 our arena.

00:45:54.840 like it's, it's

00:45:55.720 going to absolutely

00:45:56.520 have knock-on

00:45:57.140 consequences,

00:45:57.880 especially if

00:45:58.960 someone like

00:45:59.460 Kanye West,

00:46:00.020 who's just like

00:46:00.580 literally telling

00:46:01.600 the truth about

00:46:02.920 not the Jews,

00:46:03.660 but about George

00:46:04.500 Wayne.

00:46:05.160 Alex Jones also

00:46:05.800 told the truth.

00:46:06.580 So I can

00:46:07.300 understand a lot

00:46:09.700 of big conspiracy

00:46:10.500 guys like hate

00:46:11.520 him and whatever.

00:46:12.800 I understand

00:46:13.160 their argument.

00:46:13.640 They hate him so

00:46:14.700 much.

00:46:15.040 And I understand

00:46:16.080 their argument.

00:46:16.740 I kind of disagree.

00:46:17.840 And I mean,

00:46:18.540 like, although I do

00:46:19.340 think it's like better

00:46:20.140 to be more accurate,

00:46:21.100 but it's also like

00:46:21.800 they're going to be

00:46:22.520 who will push the

00:46:23.020 boundaries and it

00:46:23.720 is what it is.

00:46:24.240 Like what it was.

00:46:24.780 It's also, let's not

00:46:25.540 pretend that every

00:46:26.380 other conspiracy

00:46:27.240 theorist is 100%

00:46:28.740 accurate either.

00:46:29.540 Yeah.

00:46:30.160 They're like,

00:46:30.860 they're like,

00:46:31.220 these kids were

00:46:32.920 fucking actors.

00:46:34.620 Do you not know

00:46:35.460 that the fucking

00:46:35.920 earth is flat?

00:46:36.860 You piece of shit.

00:46:37.740 And you're like,

00:46:38.120 dude, all right.

00:46:38.960 Like I get your

00:46:39.560 little pet fucking

00:46:40.320 thing, but those

00:46:41.440 type of conspiracy

00:46:42.160 theorists will do

00:46:42.960 like podcasts.

00:46:43.900 They'll do three

00:46:44.380 podcasts a week that

00:46:45.240 are three and a half

00:46:45.860 hours and they're

00:46:46.860 deep dives into one

00:46:48.220 specific topic and

00:46:49.240 no one listens.

00:46:50.480 But Alex Jones had

00:46:53.080 a big following when

00:46:53.940 he came on her

00:46:54.480 duty.

00:46:54.860 It was weird.

00:46:55.820 We jumped over

00:46:56.340 like, it was like

00:46:57.140 almost one of our

00:46:57.620 biggest episodes.

00:46:58.740 But there's, trust

00:46:59.460 me, I've listened to

00:47:00.080 a lot of crazy shit.

00:47:01.280 Alex Jones, like Sam

00:47:02.440 Tripoli, they're doing

00:47:03.500 like a conspiracy

00:47:04.800 entertainment.

00:47:05.860 So they're just like

00:47:06.600 touching the tip of

00:47:08.620 the conspiracy and

00:47:10.180 getting people

00:47:10.700 interested.

00:47:11.360 We should be

00:47:11.760 thanking them for

00:47:12.360 that.

00:47:12.700 Yeah.

00:47:12.900 And you don't have

00:47:13.740 to believe everything

00:47:14.520 they say.

00:47:14.800 I listen to every one

00:47:15.860 of Sam Tripoli's

00:47:17.220 episodes.

00:47:18.040 I honestly, I know

00:47:18.840 Top believes a lot

00:47:19.680 more than I do.

00:47:20.440 I like, I can go

00:47:22.160 on about every

00:47:22.720 conspiracy, but I

00:47:23.880 doesn't mean I

00:47:24.400 believe them.

00:47:25.680 I usually try to

00:47:26.540 find a grain of

00:47:27.700 truth in them

00:47:28.460 because usually

00:47:28.940 there is something

00:47:29.660 there that's

00:47:30.260 interesting and

00:47:31.300 it's interesting to

00:47:32.460 see how people

00:47:32.820 weave, you know,

00:47:33.520 narratives together

00:47:34.260 and I can kind of

00:47:35.340 piece together if it

00:47:35.980 makes sense or not.

00:47:36.900 But if you're

00:47:37.400 taking anyone and

00:47:38.320 you're believing

00:47:38.680 anything, everything

00:47:39.600 they say, you're

00:47:40.260 fucking retarded.

00:47:41.280 Also, if you're a

00:47:42.040 libertarian who

00:47:42.740 believes in

00:47:43.300 defamation, like you

00:47:44.780 need to read more

00:47:45.300 fucking theory.

00:47:45.860 Sam's view on

00:47:47.860 the Jews is

00:47:48.720 actually very

00:47:49.380 interesting and I

00:47:50.480 think more people

00:47:51.020 should adopt it.

00:47:51.680 It's actually my

00:47:52.340 view on the Jews.

00:47:53.900 Like, well, I

00:47:54.680 like to joke around

00:47:55.600 about like, you

00:47:56.240 know, oh, they

00:47:56.840 control everything in

00:47:57.580 the weather and

00:47:58.000 shit, but he

00:47:58.680 thinks they're

00:47:59.060 middle management

00:47:59.660 and I think he's

00:48:00.260 right.

00:48:00.640 I think that there's

00:48:01.160 more powerful

00:48:01.720 families.

00:48:03.020 Yeah, if you know

00:48:03.980 the names of the

00:48:05.000 people or who they

00:48:05.680 are, like, you

00:48:06.220 know, George Soros

00:48:07.260 and yeah, or

00:48:09.120 Klaus Schwab, he's

00:48:10.660 not running shit.

00:48:11.700 If you know his

00:48:12.320 name, you know his

00:48:13.160 face.

00:48:13.560 There's someone

00:48:14.060 behind them.

00:48:14.900 There's something

00:48:15.280 bigger than this.

00:48:16.280 It's just, you

00:48:17.060 know, that's just

00:48:17.460 how things go.

00:48:18.080 I would argue

00:48:18.860 that Schwab,

00:48:20.240 Schwab,

00:48:21.280 Brendan Schaub.

00:48:23.740 Brendan Schaub is

00:48:24.900 controlling the

00:48:25.860 entire world.

00:48:26.460 Klaus Schwab, I

00:48:27.420 completely will grant

00:48:28.660 you as a middleman.

00:48:29.560 I do not believe

00:48:30.480 that George Soros is

00:48:31.320 a middleman because

00:48:32.080 he has billions of

00:48:32.920 dollars and he

00:48:33.520 fucking puts his

00:48:34.180 money where his

00:48:34.580 mouth is and he's

00:48:35.560 still, he's never

00:48:36.480 like really putting

00:48:37.640 himself out there as

00:48:38.400 the figurehead.

00:48:39.020 He's still kind of

00:48:39.620 in the backdrop and

00:48:40.400 also the media makes

00:48:41.720 it so that it's

00:48:42.460 basically criminalized to

00:48:43.660 ever bring up his

00:48:44.400 name.

00:48:44.460 You haven't done

00:48:46.200 your research on the

00:48:48.580 Club of Rome or the

00:48:49.680 Pissar family, bro.

00:48:51.200 No, but that's not

00:48:51.800 to say that there

00:48:53.400 aren't also power

00:48:54.440 brokers that aren't

00:48:55.180 Jewish.

00:48:56.060 I'm just saying that I

00:48:56.720 believe that he is

00:48:57.360 Jewish.

00:48:57.640 I don't know.

00:48:57.980 Well, yeah, but also

00:48:59.400 Soros is a Jew and

00:49:01.320 Klaus Schwab is a

00:49:02.360 German, so.

00:49:03.260 I do want to point

00:49:04.780 out Odyssey chat, a

00:49:05.940 great comment from

00:49:06.580 Matt W.

00:49:06.960 He said, I worry

00:49:08.040 that the judge will

00:49:08.660 be scared of the

00:49:09.160 mob in the Kanye

00:49:09.800 case.

00:49:10.180 And I thought it

00:49:10.720 was funny, but

00:49:11.160 only because would

00:49:12.200 the mob be Jewish

00:49:13.520 in which that case, a

00:49:14.580 Jewish mob must be

00:49:15.460 so fucking funny to

00:49:16.440 like see walking down

00:49:17.640 the street like

00:49:18.420 fucking just like

00:49:20.820 if you've ever seen

00:49:21.260 gangs in New York,

00:49:21.980 do not sleep on the

00:49:23.100 Jewish mobs.

00:49:23.820 They will fucking

00:49:24.400 fuck shit up.

00:49:25.240 Those are the Jews

00:49:26.160 of yesteryear,

00:49:26.920 brother.

00:49:27.460 I know, I know.

00:49:28.440 Yeah, the bear Jew

00:49:29.720 isn't coming out

00:49:30.420 anytime soon.

00:49:32.680 On a small train,

00:49:34.280 how many Orthodox

00:49:35.260 Jews can you take

00:49:36.440 at one time?

00:49:38.620 Probably two or

00:49:39.420 three.

00:49:40.000 You can ask

00:49:40.500 Klaus Schwab, he

00:49:41.120 can tell you.

00:49:41.620 I can take more

00:49:43.600 Orthodox Jews than

00:49:44.440 I can.

00:49:44.740 Are they from

00:49:45.620 Israel?

00:49:46.260 Are they born and

00:49:47.000 raised in Israel?

00:49:48.020 There's no way.

00:49:48.800 No, Borough Park

00:49:49.600 right here.

00:49:50.320 Okay, that's

00:49:51.100 different because if

00:49:51.660 they're born and

00:49:52.040 raised in Israel, I

00:49:52.680 would not want to

00:49:53.120 fuck with them.

00:49:53.380 Dude, I cannot

00:49:54.060 believe you, Top.

00:49:54.940 They're still

00:49:55.480 men.

00:49:56.160 Let's be real.

00:49:57.100 Well, yeah.

00:49:58.440 And also, the obese

00:50:01.000 black women are also

00:50:02.500 retarded and the

00:50:03.780 Jews are going to

00:50:04.360 be pulling some

00:50:05.020 really shady Jew

00:50:06.180 shit.

00:50:07.260 That's actually

00:50:07.920 where circumcision

00:50:10.360 began.

00:50:11.000 They had to try

00:50:12.440 and make a little

00:50:13.040 extra room in the

00:50:13.980 train cars to fit

00:50:14.760 them all in.

00:50:17.940 When you have

00:50:18.700 that many, I

00:50:19.520 mean, it makes a

00:50:20.080 difference.

00:50:21.060 How many Jews

00:50:22.340 can you fight off

00:50:23.180 on the box

00:50:23.760 car?

00:50:24.780 Ooh, I

00:50:25.800 can take half

00:50:27.080 a dozen.

00:50:28.740 I don't know.

00:50:29.360 Good point.

00:50:30.300 The Jews were a

00:50:31.180 hardier race back

00:50:32.640 in the day, so I

00:50:33.300 don't know.

00:50:33.400 Well, yeah, I

00:50:33.900 mean, this is like,

00:50:34.560 are they on their

00:50:35.160 way to the camp or

00:50:35.860 are they coming out

00:50:36.720 of the camp?

00:50:37.100 Because I could

00:50:37.380 fucking punch

00:50:37.880 them up.

00:50:38.180 I guess they've

00:50:38.720 already been in

00:50:39.300 starvation for a

00:50:40.180 while.

00:50:40.780 How many

00:50:41.360 emaciated living

00:50:43.120 skeletons can

00:50:44.020 do?

00:50:45.120 No, I'm talking

00:50:45.840 about like raccoon

00:50:46.760 wearing hats with the

00:50:47.800 curls and all that.

00:50:48.760 You ever shake one

00:50:49.340 of their hands?

00:50:49.760 It's like half

00:50:50.580 the size of your

00:50:51.180 hand, like a

00:50:51.800 woman almost.

00:50:52.800 The Hasidic

00:50:53.900 crews.

00:50:55.480 Don't get in a

00:50:56.400 dance battle with

00:50:57.140 them, though.

00:50:57.440 They will fuck you

00:50:58.140 up in a dance

00:50:58.620 battle.

00:51:00.260 Especially if it's

00:51:00.980 right after 9-11.

00:51:02.140 Yeah, I mean, or

00:51:03.740 a baby's dick just

00:51:05.720 got cut off, okay?

00:51:06.780 I mean, it's either

00:51:07.360 one.

00:51:08.040 They love both of

00:51:09.240 those.

00:51:11.360 This is also

00:51:12.180 fucked up.

00:51:12.620 The Twin Towers

00:51:13.340 was just the

00:51:14.340 circumcision of New

00:51:15.580 York.

00:51:15.800 This episode is so

00:51:20.140 fucked up.

00:51:20.740 I love it.

00:51:23.000 In all reality, I

00:51:24.420 think one of the

00:51:24.880 biggest things that

00:51:25.880 like, I mean,

00:51:27.680 whether it was

00:51:28.100 intentional or not

00:51:29.180 kind of led to a

00:51:30.200 lot of this was the

00:51:30.960 fact that Jews are

00:51:32.200 one of the only

00:51:32.800 things that takes

00:51:33.720 on a racial thing

00:51:35.240 and a religious

00:51:36.000 thing.

00:51:36.840 Like, that always

00:51:37.480 confounds me.

00:51:38.220 Like, why do you

00:51:38.780 get to play both

00:51:39.620 sides of this card?

00:51:40.580 Like, this makes

00:51:41.100 no fucking sense.

00:51:41.880 Because they set

00:51:42.520 the narrative, dude.

00:51:43.340 Yeah, and it's

00:51:43.960 like, and it makes

00:51:44.820 no goddamn sense.

00:51:45.580 Because that's like

00:51:46.120 me saying I'm a

00:51:47.140 fucking Baptist.

00:51:48.440 I'm not.

00:51:49.000 I've been an

00:51:49.380 atheist for like a

00:51:50.120 decade, but I was

00:51:51.380 like born into a

00:51:52.340 religious, like a

00:51:53.100 Baptist family.

00:51:54.100 Like, it makes no

00:51:54.960 fucking sense.

00:51:55.600 And then you get to

00:51:56.100 create this like false

00:51:57.040 kinship with people

00:51:57.980 that you really aren't

00:51:59.300 kins with in any

00:52:00.220 real way.

00:52:00.640 I think another level

00:52:02.540 of that, which is

00:52:03.300 weird, is like white

00:52:04.460 people in America,

00:52:05.280 we're never allowed

00:52:06.420 to say like, I'm

00:52:07.920 like, because I'm

00:52:09.080 predominantly German.

00:52:10.240 I don't get to say

00:52:10.940 like, I'm not a

00:52:11.580 fucking American white

00:52:12.660 slave holding lineage

00:52:14.320 motherfucker.

00:52:14.960 Like, I'm a

00:52:15.620 fucking German

00:52:16.280 American.

00:52:16.720 So like, drop your

00:52:18.220 fucking racist bullshit

00:52:19.280 at the side, homeboy.

00:52:20.600 You know, like, but

00:52:21.400 they'll be like, well,

00:52:22.640 I'm actually Jewish,

00:52:23.920 which means that, you

00:52:24.560 know, my people are of

00:52:25.600 Israel.

00:52:25.940 And it's like, okay,

00:52:26.520 when was your

00:52:27.320 heritage in Israel?

00:52:28.380 It's like, well,

00:52:29.560 thousands of years ago,

00:52:30.540 but before Israel was

00:52:31.740 even founded.

00:52:32.240 And also, it's not a

00:52:33.180 religion.

00:52:33.460 It's a culture.

00:52:34.200 And no, but culturally

00:52:35.420 speaking, you should

00:52:36.160 shut the fuck up.

00:52:36.640 Have you actually

00:52:37.660 looked up the history

00:52:39.540 of, so before 1948,

00:52:41.960 whenever they got like

00:52:43.320 the fucking promised

00:52:44.440 land back or whatever

00:52:45.260 and like, actually look

00:52:46.720 up the history of the

00:52:47.660 Jews that left like

00:52:48.920 Europe to the

00:52:49.680 promised land.

00:52:50.180 Like, none of them

00:52:51.180 had any history of

00:52:52.360 being from there in

00:52:53.080 the original place at

00:52:54.060 all.

00:52:54.460 Like, there was like,

00:52:55.540 no, there was no

00:52:56.500 history that any of

00:52:57.420 like these European

00:52:58.220 Jews actually came

00:52:59.540 from the Palestine

00:53:01.240 area at all.

00:53:02.200 It was just very weird.

00:53:03.420 Like all of it,

00:53:04.080 like they were just

00:53:04.700 you're saying it's

00:53:05.280 like Armenian.

00:53:06.660 I mean, I guess I

00:53:07.660 don't know, but I

00:53:08.400 just, I just remember

00:53:09.440 I just remember

00:53:09.900 because there was I

00:53:11.480 was in a like a

00:53:13.160 Bible, like a

00:53:14.400 Christian like Facebook

00:53:16.420 group.

00:53:16.980 And there was a guy

00:53:17.800 talking about how

00:53:18.920 like the Jews we know

00:53:20.460 today aren't the

00:53:21.360 actual Jews, which

00:53:22.440 actually goes into,

00:53:23.440 I guess, like the

00:53:24.020 whole like black

00:53:25.280 Jews, like the black

00:53:26.300 human rights.

00:53:26.840 When I want to have

00:53:27.820 when I want to have,

00:53:28.720 you know, an accurate

00:53:29.540 discussion on history,

00:53:30.380 I turn to a Christian

00:53:32.040 who's quoting the

00:53:32.900 Bible.

00:53:33.420 You know that.

00:53:34.080 You know, that's

00:53:34.640 right, baby.

00:53:36.300 Hold on.

00:53:36.900 We have we have

00:53:37.380 breaking news from

00:53:38.160 the from the live

00:53:39.320 chat here.

00:53:40.760 Sticks 666 is a

00:53:42.400 Fed.

00:53:43.200 Carolyn Borosanko.

00:53:44.820 Jesus Christ.

00:53:46.220 What do we think,

00:53:46.800 guys?

00:53:47.460 Carly said that?

00:53:48.640 Carly said that.

00:53:50.240 No, dude.

00:53:51.040 Yeah, she's in some

00:53:51.600 weird beef.

00:53:52.720 Dude, I'm telling

00:53:54.160 you, anyone that

00:53:54.880 fucking follows her

00:53:55.840 like you need to.

00:53:57.220 I don't know.

00:53:58.240 She is something

00:53:59.060 else.

00:53:59.420 That's all I'm going

00:54:00.000 to say.

00:54:00.460 You do a little bit

00:54:01.180 of digging, watch a

00:54:02.000 few YouTube videos

00:54:02.700 about her past.

00:54:03.440 That bitch is

00:54:04.420 fucking nuts.

00:54:06.080 Are you questioning

00:54:07.400 her religious heritage?

00:54:09.160 No, I don't know

00:54:09.960 if she's a Jew, but

00:54:10.820 no, she is just

00:54:11.740 what she is is a

00:54:13.960 woman who is like

00:54:15.320 just huffing her own

00:54:17.120 crazy female energy

00:54:18.260 and buying into it.

00:54:19.260 Like, you could have

00:54:20.320 just said woman.

00:54:20.920 It's fine.

00:54:21.340 Yeah.

00:54:21.520 But I know it's a

00:54:22.440 different thing.

00:54:22.920 It's a woman like

00:54:23.480 someone would be

00:54:24.060 like, I know I'm

00:54:25.080 being crazy.

00:54:26.180 You know, like, I'm

00:54:26.900 like, you know, I

00:54:27.880 don't know.

00:54:28.220 Maybe my hormones

00:54:28.800 are flying.

00:54:29.260 No, she just was

00:54:29.960 like, I'm right and

00:54:31.000 just buys into it.

00:54:31.900 Just goes right

00:54:32.620 ahead and just does

00:54:33.320 the craziest fucking

00:54:34.380 shit.

00:54:35.700 Did she say Hitler

00:54:36.700 went to heaven

00:54:37.320 though?

00:54:38.440 I don't know.

00:54:39.040 I don't know.

00:54:39.360 I mean, Jeffrey

00:54:42.360 Dahmer went to

00:54:43.000 heaven.

00:54:43.380 So, I mean, there's

00:54:44.500 really no.

00:54:45.580 There's a there's a

00:54:46.380 trend of her seeming

00:54:47.720 to go through circles,

00:54:49.220 burning bridges with

00:54:50.060 everyone and then

00:54:50.900 being ostracized in

00:54:51.820 circles and popping

00:54:52.560 up in different

00:54:53.120 circles.

00:54:54.220 Sounds pretty Jewish.

00:54:55.420 Yeah.

00:54:58.300 I'm not saying she's

00:54:59.540 a fan.

00:54:59.920 She's even banned

00:55:00.620 from 113 circles

00:55:01.800 is what we're saying.

00:55:04.360 She is crazy energy

00:55:05.900 that I would be

00:55:07.940 careful with.

00:55:08.640 I like to.

00:55:09.040 I like to imagine

00:55:09.820 that Jeffrey Dahmer

00:55:10.720 and a bunch of

00:55:11.280 fucking Catholic

00:55:11.880 priests are up in

00:55:12.600 heaven just fucking

00:55:13.200 each other left and

00:55:14.120 right.

00:55:14.180 Do you think you

00:55:14.640 think Carolyn is a

00:55:15.460 mythical?

00:55:16.840 Oh, my God.

00:55:19.120 Maybe.

00:55:20.120 Do we call the woman

00:55:21.460 the mythical or is the

00:55:22.460 act the mythical?

00:55:23.940 I'm not going to

00:55:24.420 imagine that.

00:55:25.120 They are basically

00:55:26.560 equivalent to the

00:55:27.240 act.

00:55:29.780 Or either a whole

00:55:31.000 or the mythical.

00:55:32.120 Look at all your

00:55:32.740 faces now thinking

00:55:33.600 about it.

00:55:34.100 I'm like.

00:55:35.220 No, no.

00:55:36.480 Well, I'm wondering

00:55:37.200 because in that.

00:55:38.440 It can't be mythical

00:55:39.220 if it stinks.

00:55:40.080 I'll just say that.

00:55:40.720 Like, it's like.

00:55:42.120 No, like.

00:55:43.180 In that.

00:55:43.760 It gets poorly

00:55:44.540 because his dick

00:55:45.520 is small enough

00:55:47.240 that she can, like,

00:55:47.840 fit the whole thing

00:55:48.520 in her mouth

00:55:49.000 pretty easily.

00:55:50.060 But that's not the

00:55:51.160 mythical.

00:55:51.380 That's not.

00:55:51.940 That's not the mythical

00:55:52.600 toad.

00:55:52.900 Yeah.

00:55:53.080 I mean, I guess I was

00:55:54.960 going to say that

00:55:55.460 I have the mythical

00:55:56.300 every time I get

00:55:57.060 a blowjob.

00:55:57.880 No, it has to enter

00:55:59.980 the throatal cavity.

00:56:02.000 And balls have to be

00:56:05.080 involved.

00:56:05.800 Scientifically speaking.

00:56:07.260 Oh, yeah, that's

00:56:07.760 right.

00:56:07.900 The balls have to be

00:56:08.780 like in the lower part

00:56:10.820 of the mouth, too,

00:56:11.500 like a pelican.

00:56:12.440 So, yeah, I forgot

00:56:12.960 about that part of it.

00:56:14.180 They don't have to go

00:56:14.660 in the mouth.

00:56:15.320 We're not asking for

00:56:16.040 a fucking feat of

00:56:17.200 human ingenuity.

00:56:18.380 We're just asking for

00:56:19.140 incredible detail.

00:56:19.980 Maybe a couple tongue

00:56:20.860 legs.

00:56:21.240 Just fucking slap

00:56:21.820 the balls with the

00:56:22.940 tongue.

00:56:23.220 I love David Brady's

00:56:24.000 comment, because this

00:56:24.820 is correct.

00:56:25.520 You have a very thin

00:56:26.920 dick if you can fit

00:56:27.980 your dick and your

00:56:29.040 balls in a chicken.

00:56:30.960 Yes, it's true.

00:56:32.080 You're all just

00:56:32.640 drawings in my

00:56:33.380 imagination.

00:56:34.500 This is all

00:56:34.720 happening.

00:56:36.880 In a very meta way,

00:56:38.280 yeah.

00:56:39.480 Just how Top

00:56:40.960 watches Sam Tripoli,

00:56:42.020 he's just like,

00:56:42.640 oh, my God.

00:56:43.460 It's true.

00:56:43.740 Our dick's

00:56:44.540 are all just drawings

00:56:46.080 in Top's imagination,

00:56:47.380 actually.

00:56:47.740 Bro, imagine the

00:56:48.480 simulation actually coming

00:56:49.380 up with all of us.

00:56:49.980 us doing this right

00:56:50.680 now.

00:56:51.220 It's like, God,

00:56:51.820 this is some weird

00:56:52.580 fucking programmers

00:56:53.640 that did this.

00:56:54.820 Top, are you a

00:56:55.760 solipsist?

00:56:56.440 Do you even know

00:56:56.840 what solipsist is?

00:56:58.200 No.

00:56:58.820 Is that like a person

00:56:59.640 that thinks like

00:57:00.320 reality?

00:57:01.040 No, but yes.

00:57:02.080 Like reality is just

00:57:03.400 like just something

00:57:05.260 you're imagining,

00:57:06.220 essentially.

00:57:06.980 A lot of people use

00:57:08.820 the example of like a

00:57:09.580 brain in a vat type

00:57:10.460 thing.

00:57:10.940 Like this is just

00:57:11.740 something you experience.

00:57:12.440 Oh, yeah.

00:57:12.780 You could almost

00:57:13.380 like equate it to like

00:57:14.200 a simulation.

00:57:15.080 Simulation, Gary, yeah.

00:57:16.360 But not quite.

00:57:16.900 I do, I do think

00:57:17.880 that your, that your

00:57:18.920 brain or your, what

00:57:21.400 you say, what you put

00:57:22.440 out there into the

00:57:23.180 world does affect what

00:57:25.220 you're going to do

00:57:25.680 next.

00:57:25.920 Like I'll say, I'll say

00:57:27.680 I'm going to, I'm going

00:57:28.480 to do this.

00:57:29.940 I'm going to fuck

00:57:30.940 Cole's wife.

00:57:32.060 I imagine that I live

00:57:33.480 in a world where

00:57:34.720 actions have consequences

00:57:36.820 and things happen as,

00:57:38.420 as a result of those

00:57:39.660 actions.

00:57:40.040 And if you put those

00:57:40.820 out into the world.

00:57:42.260 If you conceive and

00:57:43.620 believe you can achieve

00:57:45.580 it.

00:57:46.140 Top's basically like

00:57:47.260 every bitch I dated

00:57:48.240 in LA.

00:57:53.300 They're all about

00:57:54.080 energy and vibes,

00:57:55.280 man.

00:57:55.960 Oh, I thought you

00:57:56.580 were saying the

00:57:57.480 dick in your mouth.

00:57:58.620 I thought you were

00:57:59.160 saying Top gave you

00:58:00.040 the physical.

00:58:00.100 Guys, if you want to

00:58:01.680 buy some healing

00:58:02.700 crystals, you can go

00:58:03.900 to toplobs.com.

00:58:05.720 If you put out good

00:58:06.700 energy in the world,

00:58:07.880 it tends to work out

00:58:09.080 well.

00:58:09.380 Oh, you mean if you're

00:58:09.980 generally nice to people,

00:58:11.320 it tends to be nice

00:58:12.080 to you as well.

00:58:13.300 Clint dated Marianne

00:58:14.660 Williamson.

00:58:15.640 It is really funny to

00:58:17.320 see people like, like

00:58:18.660 to do that whole energy

00:58:19.960 thing.

00:58:20.680 And then just say, it

00:58:21.460 basically comes down to

00:58:22.240 like, be a good person.

00:58:23.120 And then like, they

00:58:23.840 think it's a wild

00:58:24.840 fucking like, like,

00:58:26.280 whoa, blow my mind.

00:58:27.600 If I'm just really nice

00:58:28.680 to people and not a

00:58:29.960 fucking asshole, like

00:58:31.380 the best part is

00:58:32.520 usually they're not

00:58:33.220 good people either.

00:58:35.620 Here's what I mean.

00:58:36.500 I'll tell you the

00:58:37.200 truth.

00:58:37.440 Like, no joke.

00:58:38.600 When I, when I say

00:58:39.980 something, I'll say

00:58:40.700 like, I'm going to do

00:58:41.580 this by then.

00:58:42.640 And I'll say it on a

00:58:44.800 podcast or I'll say it

00:58:45.700 to friends or family.

00:58:47.000 I feel like it

00:58:47.880 motivates me.

00:58:48.480 It's like, I have to

00:58:49.040 do that now.

00:58:49.780 You know who else did

00:58:50.960 that?

00:58:51.300 Yeah.

00:58:51.960 JFK saying that we

00:58:52.980 would go to the moon

00:58:53.740 by the end of 1960,

00:58:55.020 man.

00:58:55.380 You can say that as

00:58:56.380 putting energy on the

00:58:57.500 world.

00:58:58.080 And I, but it's

00:58:59.240 really at the same

00:59:00.000 time, you also just

00:59:00.700 be like, yeah,

00:59:01.220 because you created a

00:59:02.420 goal for yourself and

00:59:03.420 really, you know,

00:59:04.580 and you made it

00:59:05.100 public so that you

00:59:05.760 would be shamed if

00:59:06.440 you didn't.

00:59:07.920 You're playing off of

00:59:09.440 human psychology.

00:59:10.100 This is some Tony

00:59:10.860 Robbins shit.

00:59:12.220 There's no reality.

00:59:13.340 There's only shame.

00:59:15.340 Actually, when he

00:59:16.360 made the promise to

00:59:17.220 not lose another game

00:59:18.120 and for Florida, it

00:59:19.780 actually, he self

00:59:20.980 like realized him

00:59:22.720 not losing another

00:59:23.360 game is actually what

00:59:24.080 happened.

00:59:24.580 No, that was Jesus.

00:59:25.360 Jesus did have a

00:59:28.340 little bit to do

00:59:28.680 with that one.

00:59:29.360 I just imagine if

00:59:30.200 you do good things,

00:59:31.120 good things tend to

00:59:32.000 happen.

00:59:33.080 And if you fucking

00:59:33.980 I can't even finish

00:59:35.940 it.

00:59:36.740 What about Babe Ruth

00:59:38.520 calling a shot?

00:59:39.800 He was a white guy

00:59:40.520 taking a knee before

00:59:41.380 it was cool.

00:59:43.160 All I know is that

00:59:44.760 the entire problem

00:59:45.820 with Carlin is that

00:59:46.480 she's a Sagittarius

00:59:47.340 and I'm a Leo and

00:59:48.100 we just clash.

00:59:52.280 Oh my God.

00:59:53.160 Oh, but so you do

00:59:56.400 you believe that we're

00:59:57.140 we could be in a

00:59:57.880 simulation?

00:59:59.220 Oh man, sometimes.

01:00:00.520 Yeah, sometimes things

01:00:01.380 are just too strange.

01:00:03.040 Yeah, I think it's

01:00:03.560 definitely a possibility.

01:00:04.720 Yeah, and I'm not

01:00:05.820 even like religious or

01:00:07.160 solipsist.

01:00:07.960 I just think like

01:00:09.240 it's a hot take there

01:00:10.300 and be like it could

01:00:11.100 be possible.

01:00:12.000 I mean, you know

01:00:14.380 what's a real

01:00:14.840 possibility to me.

01:00:16.120 That's the thing about

01:00:17.200 the simulation theory.

01:00:18.120 If you actually put it

01:00:19.000 in the statistical realm,

01:00:20.060 if you think about it,

01:00:21.040 it actually is like the

01:00:22.120 more statistical probability

01:00:23.380 of what is reality.

01:00:24.240 If you put on the

01:00:25.520 latest VR, you'll be

01:00:26.540 like, okay, yeah,

01:00:27.400 it's definitely possible.

01:00:28.520 Like we're close.

01:00:29.000 But also, but also

01:00:30.180 what the whole point

01:00:31.500 of that then is like

01:00:32.480 what are drugs doing?

01:00:33.440 Because I have heard

01:00:34.220 that drugs are like

01:00:35.440 opening your eyes,

01:00:36.540 especially like

01:00:37.880 psychedelic drugs

01:00:38.660 open your eyes to

01:00:39.700 either like the reality

01:00:41.200 is you could program

01:00:42.040 that into a simulation.

01:00:43.320 But I tend to believe

01:00:44.640 that we exist in

01:00:45.880 base layer reality

01:00:47.620 strictly because like

01:00:49.900 when you do

01:00:50.660 psychedelics, for instance,

01:00:52.260 it does give you

01:00:53.460 a sense of

01:00:54.840 something above

01:00:56.200 and beyond this.

01:00:57.240 And when you see it,

01:00:58.180 it's not like

01:00:59.000 simulation shit.

01:01:00.600 It's like there's

01:01:02.000 some other sort

01:01:02.760 of spiritual realm

01:01:03.440 that's, I don't know.

01:01:05.120 I don't know.

01:01:05.500 The reason, the reason

01:01:06.380 I, so that you remember

01:01:07.840 so Sam Tripoli asked

01:01:09.180 me like, what's your

01:01:09.760 conspiracy theory?

01:01:10.440 And it was a conspiracy

01:01:11.280 theory of frequency

01:01:12.000 and all that.

01:01:12.660 That all comes down

01:01:13.520 to like weird like

01:01:14.220 numbers and vibrations

01:01:16.140 and stuff.

01:01:16.580 And it all comes down

01:01:17.200 to like ones and zeros.

01:01:18.460 So that's why I'm like

01:01:19.320 this shit might be a

01:01:20.400 either a simulation

01:01:21.600 or a program

01:01:22.320 because it is weird

01:01:23.180 how we operate

01:01:23.940 even down to our DNA.

01:01:25.120 It's just, I think,

01:01:25.680 I think that the fact

01:01:27.060 that like you can

01:01:28.180 basically evaluate

01:01:30.900 all of reality

01:01:32.240 based off of mathematics

01:01:33.300 is probably the best

01:01:35.040 evidence that there

01:01:36.020 is code to what

01:01:37.800 we're doing.

01:01:38.520 I think that's an

01:01:39.400 interesting

01:01:39.680 pseudoscientific

01:01:41.960 analysis.

01:01:42.920 Matt did bring up,

01:01:44.160 he was like, I only

01:01:45.080 listen to music now

01:01:46.180 and whatever, like

01:01:47.540 there was a certain

01:01:48.080 frequency that they

01:01:49.000 use now that is

01:01:49.920 like actually bad

01:01:50.600 for you.

01:01:51.340 And like, it was

01:01:51.800 actually like a Nazi

01:01:52.580 thing that they were

01:01:53.440 just like, use this

01:01:54.480 frequency instead.

01:01:55.880 That's what I program

01:01:56.480 Liberty Lockdown with.

01:02:00.300 It's a dog whistle.

01:02:01.780 Well, no, there is

01:02:02.360 like, there's a

01:02:03.200 psychological thing.

01:02:03.980 Like if you listen

01:02:04.540 to concert music or

01:02:05.800 well, at least like

01:02:06.560 a classical orchestra

01:02:08.440 concert music, it's

01:02:09.240 always, it's always

01:02:10.000 tuned to half a step

01:02:11.200 above what it was

01:02:11.900 originally recorded.

01:02:12.940 And that's because

01:02:13.720 live, it does

01:02:14.600 something different to

01:02:15.340 you.

01:02:15.580 It evokes a different

01:02:16.480 emotion.

01:02:16.780 So there is

01:02:17.660 something to this.

01:02:18.340 No, there is, but

01:02:18.920 like you can actually

01:02:19.840 listen to music in a

01:02:21.820 different frequency.

01:02:22.540 And it was like,

01:02:23.340 there's like a

01:02:23.740 certain frequency

01:02:24.360 that like the

01:02:24.800 Nazis came up with

01:02:25.620 and like after that

01:02:26.940 everybody, everybody

01:02:28.460 else used the same

01:02:29.740 frequency.

01:02:30.060 1488, I believe.

01:02:32.600 And then after, and

01:02:33.740 then, but there is

01:02:34.420 like other frequency

01:02:35.120 you listen to and

01:02:35.620 apparently it makes

01:02:36.120 you feel better.

01:02:36.780 It's 5,999,000

01:02:38.520 hertz.

01:02:39.780 Well, you know, if

01:02:40.360 you, if you, if you

01:02:40.900 A440 and A432,

01:02:43.040 that's the, yeah,

01:02:43.680 that's it.

01:02:44.000 Lorenzo brought it

01:02:44.540 up.

01:02:44.620 He said, shut up,

01:02:45.140 hell up about that

01:02:45.980 bullshit.

01:02:46.660 I don't know.

01:02:47.340 I just, I just saw it,

01:02:48.340 but it does make sense

01:02:49.740 if top saying like,

01:02:51.300 if there's something

01:02:51.960 about frequencies and

01:02:53.280 vibrations.

01:02:53.600 A440 is the standard.

01:02:55.280 That's like the, the

01:02:56.220 middle.

01:02:56.820 That's what all

01:02:57.560 pianos are tuned to.

01:02:58.640 So that's what you're

01:02:59.180 talking about.

01:02:59.800 If you tune something

01:03:00.840 to the resonant

01:03:01.760 frequency of your

01:03:02.480 butthole, it doesn't

01:03:03.280 make you feel really

01:03:03.980 good.

01:03:04.260 So what if you do it to

01:03:09.000 the resonant frequency

01:03:09.740 of your butthole, it

01:03:10.360 would actually blow you

01:03:11.280 like rip your butthole

01:03:12.120 in half.

01:03:12.940 Would it actually just

01:03:13.580 grow because if you,

01:03:14.480 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:15.940 Like it starts to

01:03:16.640 resonate with your

01:03:17.400 fart and it just

01:03:18.000 goes, blah,

01:03:18.620 your whole.

01:03:19.020 Yeah.

01:03:19.340 Because if you take,

01:03:20.120 if you have the

01:03:20.620 resonant frequency of

01:03:21.760 glass and you do that

01:03:23.140 to it, the glass will

01:03:24.420 shatter.

01:03:25.200 Like it's, have you

01:03:26.180 guys, you guys never

01:03:26.960 heard of, your butthole

01:03:27.480 will explode.

01:03:28.760 You ever heard of

01:03:29.540 semantics?

01:03:33.320 Yeah.

01:03:33.840 So, well, I know

01:03:34.500 semantics.

01:03:35.360 Semantics?

01:03:35.880 No.

01:03:36.380 Semantics.

01:03:36.780 I know semantics.

01:03:39.400 Anti-semantic.

01:03:42.220 Anti-semantic out of

01:03:43.460 insane.

01:03:43.980 Bro, that'd be great.

01:03:44.880 Put that in your bio.

01:03:45.900 Anti-semantic.

01:03:47.040 And then just like

01:03:47.560 watch people like

01:03:48.300 freak the fuck out.

01:03:50.280 I'm like, I'm pro-sematic

01:03:51.660 but like semantics are

01:03:53.480 like if you have like

01:03:54.380 this, like a metal table

01:03:55.860 and you put sand on it

01:03:57.240 and then you vibrate it

01:03:58.240 at, let's say, A440.

01:03:59.540 It'll create different

01:04:00.600 geometric patterns

01:04:01.600 like depending on the

01:04:02.580 pitch that you vibrate

01:04:03.520 that to.

01:04:04.120 Yep.

01:04:04.880 And it creates, it

01:04:05.880 creates like basically

01:04:06.640 artwork and it's really

01:04:07.820 cool because it's always

01:04:08.640 has a symmetric, similar

01:04:10.900 to how snowflakes form.

01:04:14.220 Yep.

01:04:14.420 And I think that's the

01:04:15.360 shit that like you start

01:04:16.440 to get really fucking

01:04:17.380 weirded out because

01:04:18.280 you're like, okay, so

01:04:19.020 a snowflake creates, it's

01:04:20.500 unique every time, but

01:04:22.040 also it's symmetric in

01:04:23.700 this beautiful geometric

01:04:24.900 fashion that is, you

01:04:26.760 know, mathematically

01:04:27.300 precise and perfect.

01:04:28.640 And it's happening

01:04:29.520 strictly based off of

01:04:30.440 like gravitational force

01:04:31.820 and the properties of

01:04:33.120 freezing and like, it's

01:04:34.500 all so fucking mind

01:04:35.360 blowing.

01:04:35.700 There's a whole

01:04:36.120 conspiracy theory thing

01:04:37.060 about sacred geometry

01:04:38.120 where certain geometric

01:04:39.360 shapes are fucking

01:04:40.940 either sacred or have

01:04:42.220 some sort of

01:04:42.560 Or they make you

01:04:43.060 not come.

01:04:43.460 It gets the Freemasonry

01:04:44.560 which gets back to the

01:04:45.380 Jews.

01:04:46.300 That's right.

01:04:46.800 There you go.

01:04:47.280 Back to the

01:04:47.640 also again.

01:04:48.380 Yeah, the Illuminati

01:04:49.460 and the triangle.

01:04:51.380 Yeah.

01:04:51.760 Oh, that's low level

01:04:52.940 shit.

01:04:53.600 Like they're not even

01:04:54.160 they're not even like

01:04:55.320 Everybody loves

01:04:56.000 fucking triangles, dog.

01:04:56.980 Don't take a Freemason

01:05:00.800 to figure that one

01:05:01.440 the fuck out.

01:05:04.740 That's why the gays

01:05:05.900 are satanic because

01:05:06.620 they like the circle

01:05:07.280 instead of the

01:05:07.940 top.

01:05:10.580 Tell us a little bit

01:05:11.060 about Skank Fest

01:05:11.940 because I obviously

01:05:12.680 your experience was

01:05:13.720 was different from

01:05:14.420 mine.

01:05:14.700 So I'd like to

01:05:15.080 Yeah, maybe you

01:05:15.620 should tell us.

01:05:16.160 I didn't see

01:05:16.580 Skank Fest.

01:05:17.660 Well, Clay

01:05:18.200 already talked about

01:05:19.020 any show and we'll

01:05:19.560 ask him too.

01:05:20.300 I want to hear what

01:05:21.620 your experience is.

01:05:22.280 I know you didn't

01:05:22.660 get to like, you

01:05:23.180 know, you know,

01:05:23.960 hang out with the

01:05:24.600 stars and shit.

01:05:25.260 Maybe you did a

01:05:25.740 little bit like bump

01:05:26.680 elbows of Lewis a

01:05:27.580 little bit, but I

01:05:29.140 would like to hear

01:05:29.580 about your experience.

01:05:30.340 You got a little

01:05:30.780 more of a ground

01:05:31.420 level type shit on

01:05:32.320 your selling shit

01:05:33.020 the whole time.

01:05:33.600 Yeah.

01:05:33.940 Oh, no, I met

01:05:34.620 I met everybody.

01:05:35.460 I don't know if I

01:05:36.300 mean, Clinton was in

01:05:36.940 the green room at

01:05:38.200 different times than

01:05:38.760 I was, but I was

01:05:39.500 Oh, just being

01:05:41.120 modest and a way

01:05:42.000 better time than

01:05:42.620 you.

01:05:42.800 Yeah.

01:05:44.800 Go on.

01:05:45.380 Yeah.

01:05:45.800 Because I was

01:05:46.600 so I was like running

01:05:47.420 the merch table with

01:05:48.540 Lewis's sister and I

01:05:50.960 was actually the whole

01:05:51.760 all three days we

01:05:52.520 were hanging out

01:05:52.940 with Joe List,

01:05:53.920 Bobby Kelly.

01:05:54.620 No, she's very

01:05:57.020 nice.

01:05:58.000 OK, we're hanging

01:05:59.080 out with Bobby Kelly

01:05:59.760 Joe List, David

01:06:00.600 Tell, Ironberg back

01:06:02.900 there.

01:06:03.840 Who else?

01:06:04.200 There was a couple

01:06:04.880 of people like coming

01:06:05.780 in.

01:06:05.900 Oh, damn, Jesus.

01:06:08.140 What's his name?

01:06:08.960 Rich Voss.

01:06:09.960 They were just coming

01:06:10.540 back there.

01:06:10.920 So I was like talking

01:06:12.120 with them a lot.

01:06:12.720 And then I went to the

01:06:13.360 green room, but I

01:06:14.500 didn't get to really

01:06:15.180 meet Ryan Long.

01:06:16.420 I know Clint had some

01:06:17.840 conversations with him

01:06:18.900 and maybe Tim.

01:06:19.800 I didn't see Tim

01:06:20.340 Dillon.

01:06:21.120 I hugged Pauly Shore,

01:06:22.480 which is really cool.

01:06:23.340 But yeah, it was a

01:06:25.800 it was a wild

01:06:26.460 experience just being

01:06:27.860 at the merch table

01:06:28.720 because I did get to

01:06:29.560 come in contact with

01:06:30.380 every almost every

01:06:32.160 skank fan.

01:06:33.580 Like there was like I

01:06:34.400 probably saw a thousand

01:06:35.320 people like walk up

01:06:36.700 and buy stuff.

01:06:37.360 I mean, we did we did

01:06:39.060 mega sales, but it was

01:06:40.940 cool to see the skank

01:06:42.340 fans.

01:06:42.600 And and there was

01:06:43.580 probably like three or

01:06:44.340 four of them that were

01:06:45.060 like, oh, I know you

01:06:46.800 you're top.

01:06:47.740 And then I was like,

01:06:48.740 well, how do you know

01:06:49.240 me?

01:06:49.760 And some of them knew

01:06:50.440 me maybe because my

01:06:51.700 face.

01:06:52.040 But a couple of them

01:06:52.800 said, I recognize your

01:06:53.680 voice when I was like

01:06:54.880 because they listen to

01:06:55.460 this show.

01:06:56.260 They said, I recognize

01:06:56.920 your voice from Tower

01:06:58.180 Power Hour.

01:06:58.840 And I was like, get the

01:06:59.500 fuck out of here, man.

01:07:02.260 Maybe like three people

01:07:03.400 said that to me.

01:07:04.140 I was like, wow.

01:07:05.060 So more than I

01:07:05.780 expected.

01:07:06.820 Yeah.

01:07:07.600 Yeah.

01:07:08.020 I was, you know, in the

01:07:09.400 libertarian space, like

01:07:10.540 they'll I guess more

01:07:12.020 people will know me.

01:07:12.840 So they'll come up to

01:07:13.380 me in this space is not

01:07:14.800 so much.

01:07:15.280 But the people that did

01:07:16.240 know me knew me from

01:07:17.220 here.

01:07:17.700 So yeah, fucking

01:07:18.860 baller, dude.

01:07:20.200 I'm telling you, we

01:07:20.880 got to tap into that

01:07:21.680 market.

01:07:22.660 That's like that's

01:07:23.400 going to be our golden

01:07:23.980 ticket.

01:07:24.480 Fucking hit.

01:07:25.340 Tap into it.

01:07:26.440 Yeah.

01:07:27.000 Achieve contact with

01:07:28.180 some skanks.

01:07:29.960 100%.

01:07:30.480 Now, with top to tell

01:07:31.920 us the number that

01:07:32.700 he did, he did let us

01:07:33.640 know.

01:07:33.860 We're not going to tell

01:07:34.320 y'all fucking faggots.

01:07:35.900 It's more.

01:07:36.400 It's more than that

01:07:37.260 now.

01:07:37.940 Oh, but I was like,

01:07:39.860 holy shit.

01:07:40.560 Yeah, but he did

01:07:42.500 say that it was back

01:07:43.540 and goes about this

01:07:44.840 much.

01:07:45.920 But it was he did say

01:07:47.420 it was constantly like

01:07:48.940 lined up like there was

01:07:50.040 always at the merch

01:07:51.520 table, which Clint

01:07:52.580 Clint said to Clint said

01:07:53.620 anytime he went by, he

01:07:54.900 walked by.

01:07:55.560 It was always I'm

01:07:56.520 telling you from the

01:07:57.540 start of the event

01:07:58.340 until the very fucking

01:07:59.720 end, the very end.

01:08:00.760 I'm talking hours like

01:08:01.680 after they kicked

01:08:02.480 everybody out.

01:08:03.440 The fucking merch

01:08:04.140 table had a line the

01:08:05.420 entire time.

01:08:06.080 It was incredible.

01:08:07.580 That's not what I

01:08:08.200 want to talk about,

01:08:08.680 though.

01:08:09.840 I already told this

01:08:10.680 story, so I'll make it

01:08:11.340 very, very brief.

01:08:12.100 But it was day three

01:08:14.180 was the recording of

01:08:15.740 Big Jay Oakerson

01:08:16.360 special.

01:08:17.420 But there was a there

01:08:18.980 was over a four hour

01:08:19.940 line to get in people

01:08:21.900 waiting in the sun to

01:08:23.400 get in because everybody

01:08:24.160 wanted to be part of

01:08:25.160 the recording and be on

01:08:26.720 Netflix or wherever it

01:08:27.620 ends up getting sold to.

01:08:28.700 And I was like, I am not

01:08:29.960 waiting in a four hour

01:08:30.620 line.

01:08:30.860 Like I'll wait and I'll

01:08:31.500 watch it when it's over.

01:08:32.360 So I walk into another

01:08:33.100 room and coincidentally,

01:08:34.620 Dave is on stage and he's

01:08:35.840 doing stand up.

01:08:37.080 He comes off stage.

01:08:38.000 I just see like the last

01:08:38.800 three minutes of his set,

01:08:39.720 but I had already seen it

01:08:40.320 before, so it didn't really

01:08:40.980 matter.

01:08:41.420 And he he walks off stage

01:08:42.960 and I just give him a fist

01:08:44.020 bump and I'm walking away

01:08:45.540 because I'm going to go to

01:08:46.260 some other because there's

01:08:47.000 like seven stages.

01:08:47.960 Fucking awesome venue,

01:08:49.060 by the way.

01:08:49.480 So fucking cool.

01:08:50.700 I was structured.

01:08:51.520 There's just constantly

01:08:52.560 things to do and watch

01:08:54.060 and it's really fun.

01:08:54.720 There's fights outside with

01:08:55.640 girls that are fucking

01:08:56.380 kicking the shit out of

01:08:57.020 each other.

01:08:57.320 It's just the greatest

01:08:58.020 fucking experience.

01:08:58.760 Yeah, pure masculinity

01:09:00.000 personified into a fucking

01:09:01.320 event.

01:09:01.620 It was awesome.

01:09:02.940 So I'm walking away and

01:09:04.780 Dave goes, hey, dude,

01:09:05.840 where are you headed?

01:09:07.180 And I was like, I don't

01:09:08.360 know.

01:09:08.780 I'm like, I'm just here by

01:09:09.660 myself.

01:09:10.020 I literally I'm just bouncing

01:09:10.820 around and like having fans

01:09:12.020 come up and talking and then

01:09:13.100 like going and watching

01:09:14.140 stand up with them and shit

01:09:15.220 like that and hanging out.

01:09:16.260 It's really fun.

01:09:16.860 Jake Shields watched a stand

01:09:19.400 up sitting next to me with his

01:09:20.740 girlfriend for like an hour

01:09:21.600 and then he gets a text and

01:09:23.080 he's like, oh, Nate's here.

01:09:24.380 I got to go let him in.

01:09:25.220 And it's fucking Nate Diaz.

01:09:26.140 And I'm like, this is also

01:09:27.120 fucking crazy.

01:09:27.940 Oh, shit.

01:09:29.020 Yeah.

01:09:29.880 Steve-O was there.

01:09:30.960 It was nuts, man.

01:09:31.860 Yeah, it was so cool.

01:09:32.800 So Dave goes, oh, dude, if you

01:09:34.400 don't have any plans, just

01:09:35.420 follow me.

01:09:36.300 So he followed.

01:09:37.140 He takes me over through

01:09:38.800 like the, you know, not

01:09:40.800 staff, but like I'm so mad.

01:09:42.480 I would have been your plus

01:09:43.200 one had I come.

01:09:46.520 I'm telling you this.

01:09:47.420 This next part of the story

01:09:48.500 is like so surreal for me.

01:09:50.400 I already tweeted it out.

01:09:51.080 So you guys kind of know how

01:09:51.840 it goes down.

01:09:52.340 But we walk through the

01:09:54.620 entertainer entryway.

01:09:56.760 We end up in the back of the

01:09:59.220 auditorium where they're

01:10:00.100 recording Big Jay special.

01:10:01.740 I stand there for five

01:10:02.660 minutes.

01:10:02.900 I'm super hungover.

01:10:03.980 So I turn to Dave and I'm

01:10:04.940 like, dude, I don't think I

01:10:05.620 can stand for like this whole

01:10:06.560 hour thing.

01:10:06.960 He's like, oh, well, the

01:10:07.520 green room's right over here.

01:10:08.640 So he takes me into the

01:10:09.500 green room and inside the

01:10:11.300 green room.

01:10:11.640 I'm basically the only person

01:10:12.860 that's not a performer.

01:10:14.680 And in it, first person I

01:10:16.760 see is David Tell, which is

01:10:17.920 like one of the greatest

01:10:19.600 living comedians.

01:10:20.820 Next person I see is R.

01:10:21.980 Shafir, who Dave is

01:10:23.680 introducing me to all these

01:10:24.520 people.

01:10:25.440 David Tell, very kind.

01:10:26.480 R.

01:10:26.640 Shafir is like, I don't want

01:10:27.520 to talk to you fucking

01:10:28.260 nobody.

01:10:28.980 I got it.

01:10:30.160 Then I go and I sit in the

01:10:32.380 back.

01:10:33.540 Dan Soder like cozies up

01:10:35.320 next to me and we just

01:10:36.620 start talking about the

01:10:37.940 NFL and baseball for like a

01:10:40.360 half an hour.

01:10:40.920 Such a fucking cool guy.

01:10:42.340 Yeah.

01:10:42.640 Joe DeRosa's in there.

01:10:44.100 Let me say, Clint, I might

01:10:45.560 have made a better

01:10:46.200 connection with Ari than you

01:10:47.340 did because he recognized

01:10:48.540 me at the end.

01:10:50.200 He gave me a hug.

01:10:51.900 Yeah.

01:10:52.200 So whatever.

01:10:53.220 Go ahead.

01:10:53.560 No, no, no.

01:10:54.020 How do you recognize you

01:10:56.760 from your art?

01:10:58.220 Well, when he first showed

01:11:00.180 up, he was doing some he was

01:11:01.620 like checking out the merch

01:11:02.460 booth and I was like, hey,

01:11:03.140 listen, I'm the guy running

01:11:04.020 the merch now.

01:11:04.940 And there's some stuff that

01:11:06.680 happened with the last guy

01:11:07.860 that owned it in Ari and

01:11:08.960 Ari's management.

01:11:09.700 I was like, listen, I'm

01:11:10.320 running.

01:11:10.600 I know you left, but you can

01:11:12.400 email me if you want to do

01:11:13.580 some designs or whatever it

01:11:15.020 is.

01:11:15.200 And he was like, yeah, OK,

01:11:16.440 whatever.

01:11:17.260 And then by the end of the

01:11:18.260 night, he kept coming back to

01:11:19.200 smoke cigars like by the end

01:11:20.440 of the three nights.

01:11:21.160 So, you know, he come by

01:11:22.760 and he's like, yeah, what's

01:11:23.420 up, man?

01:11:23.680 And, you know, I left him

01:11:24.720 alone.

01:11:25.020 But if they if they talk to

01:11:26.580 me, I talk with them.

01:11:28.060 And when I was leaving for

01:11:29.140 my plane, he was like, hey,

01:11:30.000 man, yeah, yeah.

01:11:30.860 Nice to meet you.

01:11:31.600 Gave me a handshake.

01:11:32.340 Give me a hug.

01:11:32.980 And so it was all right.

01:11:34.580 That was pretty cool.

01:11:35.620 I wasn't expecting much from

01:11:36.700 Ari because I was like, all

01:11:37.740 right, this guy seems like

01:11:38.720 kind of kind of a dick, but

01:11:40.100 he was cool.

01:11:41.060 Wait, so the Jewish guy was

01:11:42.200 only kind to you when he

01:11:43.220 realized he could profit off

01:11:44.420 of green.

01:11:47.960 Is that what you're trying

01:11:48.700 to say?

01:11:49.100 OK.

01:11:49.780 Hey, he sniffed out the

01:11:51.140 money.

01:11:51.420 OK.

01:11:53.300 So in the room, the rest

01:11:55.640 of the comics that are in

01:11:56.360 there, I can't remember all

01:11:57.100 of them because there was

01:11:57.720 like a bunch.

01:11:58.440 But Joe DeRosa is in there

01:12:00.480 and Tim Dillon's over by the

01:12:01.960 bar ranting about some

01:12:03.060 conspiracy shit to someone

01:12:04.040 that's standing there who's

01:12:04.780 also a comic who I don't

01:12:05.620 recognize.

01:12:06.180 And it's like you start you

01:12:07.020 a lot and you assume

01:12:07.840 conspiracy.

01:12:10.600 And and towards the tail

01:12:12.940 end.

01:12:13.380 And obviously, Dave Smith's

01:12:14.900 in there.

01:12:15.200 I talked to him for like

01:12:15.800 half an hour and we have a

01:12:16.880 great conversation, which I

01:12:18.920 can't talk about at all.

01:12:19.540 But and then

01:12:20.880 why do you keep saying it

01:12:22.600 like that?

01:12:23.500 Because I can't I can't talk

01:12:24.680 about it.

01:12:25.320 We were plotting the weather.

01:12:28.840 All right.

01:12:29.380 I didn't I didn't want to let

01:12:30.320 the secret out.

01:12:31.000 You know, I'm trying to get

01:12:31.660 in tight with the juice

01:12:32.260 and then stop sending these

01:12:34.040 hurricanes this way.

01:12:35.720 I'm here now.

01:12:37.840 Lewis is in there.

01:12:38.900 You know what's funny, dude?

01:12:39.860 I think I think there might

01:12:42.140 be a little bit of conflict

01:12:43.520 between and I know this

01:12:45.160 sounds really like girly and

01:12:46.940 gossipy.

01:12:48.220 But I swear I swear there might

01:12:50.200 be a little bit of conflict

01:12:51.300 because Lewis is Dave's best

01:12:53.320 friend and I'm kind of like

01:12:54.400 Dave's new friend.

01:12:55.780 And he's just like, I don't

01:12:57.260 know.

01:12:57.560 I don't really I don't really

01:12:58.600 trust this guy.

01:12:59.140 It's it's it's just a vibe I

01:13:00.680 get.

01:13:00.860 I could be totally misreading

01:13:01.860 it.

01:13:02.180 You got to play it up.

01:13:02.940 You got to start a beef.

01:13:03.620 I don't know.

01:13:05.080 I put in a good word for you

01:13:06.960 afterward to Clint.

01:13:08.360 All right.

01:13:08.660 Good.

01:13:08.860 Well, I appreciate it.

01:13:09.680 I hope I hope I misread it.

01:13:11.060 But he just seems to have kind

01:13:12.460 of like a little bit of a

01:13:14.040 cold shoulder to me.

01:13:14.860 But his new thing, doggy.

01:13:16.560 Yeah.

01:13:16.820 Yeah.

01:13:16.980 He's like, oh, you think

01:13:17.920 you're going to replace me,

01:13:19.100 doggy?

01:13:20.780 You going to go to Jamaica

01:13:21.820 with him, doggy?

01:13:23.920 He's not even a Jew.

01:13:25.160 He thinks he's going to

01:13:25.720 replace him.

01:13:26.800 I remember the first time we

01:13:28.560 kissed, ironically.

01:13:30.140 Are you guys kissing

01:13:31.260 ironically now?

01:13:34.200 We're in the back room.

01:13:35.600 We have monitors set up

01:13:36.840 because they're recording

01:13:37.460 this really high end

01:13:38.240 special for Big J.

01:13:39.440 And we're like going back

01:13:40.600 and forth between

01:13:41.240 conversational and watching

01:13:42.760 the special get recorded

01:13:43.720 live.

01:13:43.980 And you can hear the audio

01:13:45.040 because it's just like,

01:13:45.900 you know, a thin wall

01:13:47.640 that's between us.

01:13:48.500 And it's just such a

01:13:49.080 fucking cool thing, dude.

01:13:50.020 Like it just it feels like

01:13:51.360 I am in the inner sanctum

01:13:53.080 of like comedy royalty

01:13:54.560 royalty or something.

01:13:56.200 It was very what it

01:13:57.340 feels like if you're

01:13:57.920 a politician.

01:13:58.520 You finally get to go

01:13:59.180 to the piss orgies.

01:14:02.120 It's a great way to

01:14:03.200 describe it.

01:14:03.660 It's like getting a

01:14:04.640 first class ticket to

01:14:05.660 Jeffrey Epstein's Island.

01:14:06.620 Like that's exactly

01:14:07.220 what it felt like.

01:14:07.960 Yeah, that's where I

01:14:08.620 saw.

01:14:08.880 I saw most of the comedy

01:14:09.880 like right there where

01:14:11.100 the where the computers

01:14:12.100 are right behind that

01:14:13.040 like that curtain.

01:14:13.880 All right.

01:14:14.120 So, you know, they were

01:14:14.660 coming off stage.

01:14:15.340 Just give him a pound

01:14:15.920 like a great set.

01:14:16.820 Even if it was

01:14:17.300 24, she fucking sucked

01:14:19.640 it up.

01:14:19.980 But wasn't that such

01:14:23.580 a surreal experience

01:14:24.380 to just like be there

01:14:25.380 and be not one of the

01:14:27.060 people that are just

01:14:27.780 like standing in line

01:14:28.740 and waiting to watch

01:14:29.500 you like, oh, no,

01:14:30.200 I'm getting fucking

01:14:30.980 walked into all this

01:14:31.740 shit.

01:14:31.880 It's really cool.

01:14:32.920 And then at the very

01:14:33.940 end, right before

01:14:35.060 Jay finishes Everlast,

01:14:36.560 I realize has been

01:14:37.560 sitting there the entire

01:14:38.340 time who's like one

01:14:39.460 of his fucking house

01:14:40.360 of pain.

01:14:40.900 He did an incredible

01:14:42.080 transition and he's

01:14:43.320 just chilling there.

01:14:44.060 I didn't even recognize

01:14:44.660 him because he's so

01:14:45.220 like his hair is like

01:14:46.700 pure white.

01:14:47.520 Like he's like anyways

01:14:49.080 so that was really

01:14:50.300 trippy.

01:14:50.680 And then Jay comes in

01:14:51.500 and everyone gives him

01:14:52.340 a hug and we're all

01:14:53.100 like congratulating him

01:14:53.820 on the special and

01:14:54.460 it's really, really

01:14:54.860 special.

01:14:55.520 It's very, very cool.

01:14:56.380 And then at night,

01:14:57.780 I I'm like trying to

01:14:59.940 figure out what we're

01:15:00.400 going to do for a

01:15:00.860 night.

01:15:00.920 Real quick.

01:15:01.540 I imagine Clint in

01:15:02.600 the corner with Jay

01:15:03.300 just going, good job,

01:15:05.100 man.

01:15:07.020 I definitely was not

01:15:08.420 like running up and

01:15:09.240 giving him a hug.

01:15:09.900 But everyone's giving

01:15:10.620 hugs and knocks and

01:15:11.540 you're in the corner

01:15:12.060 all awkward.

01:15:12.840 But I'm just an

01:15:13.940 emotional moment and

01:15:14.780 I'm just the new guy.

01:15:16.920 I stood up and

01:15:18.260 applauded.

01:15:18.800 That was it, though.

01:15:19.340 I didn't go over it.

01:15:20.120 Big Jay has like,

01:15:20.960 he's like outgoing.

01:15:21.900 So he's like the

01:15:22.540 dude that you can be

01:15:23.000 like, yo, that was

01:15:23.540 awesome.

01:15:23.860 And he'll like give

01:15:24.460 you a couple minutes

01:15:25.240 of, yeah, he's cool.

01:15:26.900 He's very, he's very

01:15:27.860 much like down to

01:15:28.920 earth.

01:15:29.280 Good, good guy.

01:15:30.380 But I didn't try

01:15:31.160 anyways because I was

01:15:31.860 like trying to like

01:15:33.060 fade into the

01:15:34.540 background.

01:15:35.440 So at night, Robbie's

01:15:36.900 I'm trying to figure out

01:15:37.700 what Robbie's up to

01:15:38.320 and he's like, oh, we're

01:15:38.860 just going to go have

01:15:39.400 some drinks in the

01:15:39.860 green room and then

01:15:40.300 we're going to head

01:15:40.580 out.

01:15:40.780 So once again, I

01:15:41.380 end up back in there

01:15:42.080 and this time it's not

01:15:43.520 all comics, but Ryan

01:15:44.700 Long is sitting there

01:15:45.420 and Ryan Long, I'm not

01:15:47.040 super familiar with

01:15:47.940 other than I've seen a

01:15:48.660 bunch of his viral

01:15:49.180 videos that are

01:15:49.820 fucking hysterical and

01:15:51.460 I end up having like

01:15:53.340 a 30 minute conversation

01:15:54.440 about like libertarianism

01:15:55.780 and political philosophy

01:15:56.640 and shit like that.

01:15:57.700 And, and I didn't want

01:15:58.820 to at all.

01:15:59.220 And I kept telling him,

01:15:59.880 I'm like, dude, we

01:16:00.620 don't need to talk

01:16:01.260 about this.

01:16:01.680 Like, I know, you know,

01:16:02.360 that's my thing because

01:16:03.460 Robbie introduced me as

01:16:04.400 Liberty Lockdown and

01:16:05.220 he's like, oh, dude, I've

01:16:06.000 fucking seen your tweets

01:16:06.740 all over the place.

01:16:07.440 I was like, oh, that's

01:16:08.220 fucking cool.

01:16:09.760 And, and, but he wants

01:16:11.200 to talk politics with me.

01:16:12.400 So we end up fucking

01:16:13.060 talking about politics

01:16:13.820 for like a half an hour

01:16:14.520 and how he doesn't think

01:16:15.540 that there's like potential

01:16:16.400 for political change.

01:16:17.200 And I'm like, oh,

01:16:17.620 that's agorism.

01:16:18.360 You fucking love Jose.

01:16:20.640 Did you actually say

01:16:21.480 that?

01:16:22.240 Yeah.

01:16:22.980 Oh, okay.

01:16:23.700 Shit.

01:16:24.640 Yeah.

01:16:25.600 Anybody mentioned

01:16:26.420 Fat Dave DeLewis?

01:16:27.400 Okay.

01:16:27.700 At all?

01:16:28.160 Anybody?

01:16:28.940 No.

01:16:31.060 We need someone at

01:16:32.200 the helm because all

01:16:32.980 of our major thought

01:16:33.880 leaders are shit.

01:16:35.120 Even the main guy

01:16:35.880 was fat.

01:16:36.880 Like, by the way,

01:16:38.440 is Larkin Rose an

01:16:39.140 agorist?

01:16:39.840 Is that, is Larkin

01:16:40.580 Rose an agorist?

01:16:41.060 I'm not sure.

01:16:41.780 Yeah.

01:16:42.140 He's an anarchist.

01:16:43.300 He's recently started

01:16:44.320 putting out videos

01:16:45.000 like every fucking day.

01:16:46.420 So if you want to

01:16:47.100 check that out.

01:16:47.680 He basically is,

01:16:48.480 I don't think he's

01:16:48.980 ever claimed the term,

01:16:49.940 but whatever.

01:16:50.880 He's an anarchist.

01:16:51.500 I know that.

01:16:51.820 He's an anarchist

01:16:52.660 that doesn't support

01:16:53.340 political action.

01:16:54.020 Like, okay, dog,

01:16:54.760 you're an agorist.

01:16:55.440 All right, whatever.

01:16:56.240 Right.

01:16:56.340 So Ryan Long and I

01:16:59.260 like really hit it off.

01:17:00.840 Like, he is fucking

01:17:01.960 our people.

01:17:02.520 He just keeps talking

01:17:03.280 about how his

01:17:04.440 conversations with Dave

01:17:05.260 have really opened his

01:17:06.100 mind.

01:17:06.460 Too tall.

01:17:07.080 Uncomfortably tall.

01:17:07.860 But go ahead.

01:17:08.700 And handsome.

01:17:09.420 Very handsome.

01:17:10.240 Looks like a heroin

01:17:11.100 rock star drug dealer.

01:17:12.140 He's fucking great.

01:17:12.700 Yeah.

01:17:13.400 So he gives me his

01:17:14.240 personal phone number

01:17:14.980 because I was like,

01:17:15.480 hey, I'd love to have

01:17:16.020 you on the show sometime.

01:17:16.660 And he's like, I was

01:17:17.760 like, do you have an email?

01:17:18.580 Like, you know, I'm

01:17:18.940 trying not to be like

01:17:19.600 too personal.

01:17:20.440 And he's like, here,

01:17:21.100 just fucking take my

01:17:21.860 number.

01:17:22.700 So that was fucking

01:17:23.280 wild.

01:17:24.140 And then he follows me

01:17:24.740 on Twitter.

01:17:25.260 I was like, I could.

01:17:27.080 And then I was like,

01:17:27.780 no, that's it.

01:17:28.320 Call him right now.

01:17:29.300 My friends don't

01:17:30.100 believe me.

01:17:30.900 Can you say hi, Ryan?

01:17:33.840 Can you come on

01:17:34.700 town with power?

01:17:36.720 He's like, sure, I'll

01:17:38.180 say hi and then lose

01:17:39.040 my fucking number,

01:17:40.000 you lunatic.

01:17:42.540 And then, God, there

01:17:44.160 was so many other shit.

01:17:44.780 And then, oh, so right

01:17:46.180 at the very end, because

01:17:47.060 I'm still feeling this

01:17:48.400 tension between Lewis and

01:17:49.420 I.

01:17:50.060 And I, it's the God

01:17:52.000 damn comedy jam where

01:17:52.880 they do covers and they

01:17:53.600 have comics come up and

01:17:54.380 they sing.

01:17:54.800 And it's just this really

01:17:55.640 beautiful moment.

01:17:56.360 It's like the end of this

01:17:57.300 three and a half day

01:17:58.000 insanity.

01:17:59.200 Everyone's vibing.

01:17:59.880 We're all like have our

01:18:00.520 arms around each other.

01:18:01.420 And it's just fucking like

01:18:02.360 the energy of the end of

01:18:03.300 a concert.

01:18:04.180 They're all like, who's

01:18:05.000 this fucking guy?

01:18:07.840 I should have stood for

01:18:08.700 like one more night,

01:18:09.480 but.

01:18:10.600 Yeah, well, that it was

01:18:11.600 just, it was just like a

01:18:12.580 beautiful way to end

01:18:13.560 things.

01:18:13.860 You have Big J who's

01:18:14.600 like singing, I don't

01:18:15.780 know, System of a Down or

01:18:16.680 some shit.

01:18:17.020 It was just, it was

01:18:17.700 really cool.

01:18:18.360 So as it's ending, I see

01:18:20.320 Lewis, I see Lewis walking

01:18:21.740 out and I, I basically

01:18:23.080 trail him out and I just

01:18:24.200 like tap him on the

01:18:24.900 shoulder and I, I'm like,

01:18:25.960 I give him a hug and I'm

01:18:26.840 like, Hey man, I just

01:18:27.500 want to, and this was

01:18:28.160 totally sincere.

01:18:28.800 There was no like

01:18:29.340 performative trying to

01:18:30.220 like market myself.

01:18:30.880 Hey, I'm not trying to

01:18:31.400 steal your best friend.

01:18:32.180 Okay.

01:18:33.780 I'm like, well, could you

01:18:34.700 sign me to gas digital?

01:18:35.540 Cause that'd be really

01:18:36.080 fucking based.

01:18:37.320 So no, I just give him a

01:18:38.600 big hug and I'm like, Hey

01:18:39.440 dude, what you created

01:18:40.160 here is like, this was all

01:18:41.340 from the bottom of my

01:18:42.220 heart.

01:18:42.400 Like, it's just how I was

01:18:43.160 feeling at the time.

01:18:43.640 I was like, what you've

01:18:44.400 created here is really

01:18:45.280 fucking special and

01:18:46.400 really beautiful.

01:18:47.140 And I just really want to

01:18:48.120 commend you for having the

01:18:49.820 vision to have created

01:18:50.500 something like this.

01:18:51.240 And he's like, Oh man,

01:18:51.880 that really means a lot

01:18:52.840 to me.

01:18:53.100 And that was it.

01:18:54.400 So that was the end of

01:18:55.100 the, uh, the event.

01:18:56.280 And then I, it was, no,

01:18:58.540 it wasn't gay.

01:18:59.660 It was, it was all, it

01:19:00.660 was all so fucking dope

01:19:02.280 dude.

01:19:02.520 And, oh, and I haven't

01:19:03.820 even mentioned, there

01:19:04.340 was a lot of dope too.

01:19:05.820 Oh, so much drugs in the

01:19:07.160 green room.

01:19:07.640 There's like, I didn't

01:19:08.660 see the comics doing it,

01:19:09.340 but when the end of the

01:19:10.500 night came and all the

01:19:11.360 like normies walked in or

01:19:12.300 like the lower level

01:19:12.900 comics, there was

01:19:13.660 fucking lines for miles.

01:19:14.660 It was crazy.

01:19:15.500 Oh man, you are so

01:19:16.840 talking to me in the

01:19:17.500 coming.

01:19:19.420 I was like, Clint, can

01:19:22.080 we go to the Coke table?

01:19:25.060 I want to go.

01:19:26.240 And here's the thing.

01:19:26.920 I've never done anything

01:19:27.780 other like stronger than

01:19:28.820 weed.

01:19:29.520 And so I wouldn't even

01:19:30.600 if I saw lines of

01:19:31.420 cocaine, I would just be

01:19:32.360 like, and I would

01:19:33.460 fucking snort that shit.

01:19:34.400 I don't give up.

01:19:34.980 Like I would, I'd be

01:19:36.260 right in there with it.

01:19:37.220 I was, I was offered

01:19:38.460 whippets from both Ryan

01:19:40.160 Long and Robbie's chick.

01:19:42.780 It was so funny, dude.

01:19:43.600 Wait, is it the same

01:19:44.640 Robbie's chick from

01:19:45.340 R?

01:19:45.840 Yeah.

01:19:47.000 No.

01:19:48.120 Yes.

01:19:49.180 Yes.

01:19:50.260 So it's the chick who

01:19:52.140 was wearing the shorts

01:19:53.320 that like rode like

01:19:54.940 entirely up her ass

01:19:56.120 by the end of the night.

01:19:57.620 You made me in

01:19:58.320 skinny really hot by

01:19:59.440 wearing not many

01:20:00.140 clothes.

01:20:00.640 Y'all don't even know.

01:20:02.580 When we go off air,

01:20:03.720 do not sign off.

01:20:05.500 That's all I'm saying.

01:20:06.560 Okay.

01:20:07.060 Everybody.

01:20:07.840 Okay.

01:20:08.040 In fairness, I have no

01:20:09.560 idea if it's actually

01:20:10.200 Robbie's chick.

01:20:10.620 I think it is, but I'm

01:20:11.200 not going to say anything.

01:20:11.940 If you become a

01:20:12.700 hundred dollar level

01:20:13.500 patron, you get to get

01:20:14.580 caught in on these

01:20:15.300 dirty deets when we

01:20:16.480 talk about before and

01:20:17.420 after, right?

01:20:18.260 Whippets makes a lot

01:20:19.820 of sense because I

01:20:20.440 looked at her often.

01:20:21.320 I said, what is

01:20:21.720 the bitch on?

01:20:22.700 Whippets.

01:20:23.340 Okay.

01:20:24.740 So this is the thing

01:20:26.440 that really blew my

01:20:27.120 mind.

01:20:27.400 So obviously there's a

01:20:28.560 huge crossover between

01:20:30.480 Legion of Skanks and

01:20:32.000 part of the problem

01:20:32.480 because Dave's a

01:20:33.180 member.

01:20:33.500 So you're going to have

01:20:34.280 a lot of people that

01:20:34.880 are comedy fans that

01:20:35.680 just go over and

01:20:36.240 listen and they become

01:20:37.260 indoctrinated in

01:20:37.940 libertarianism.

01:20:38.620 I did not realize

01:20:39.740 that I would have the

01:20:40.600 crossover from part of

01:20:42.780 the problem via Legion

01:20:44.180 at a fucking comedy

01:20:45.160 event that would

01:20:45.920 transition all the way

01:20:46.620 over to Liberty

01:20:46.980 Lockdown, which is not

01:20:47.840 a funny version of

01:20:48.900 libertarianism at all.

01:20:49.820 It's like pretty

01:20:50.240 hardcore.

01:20:51.460 I had them over here.

01:20:53.320 Yeah.

01:20:53.760 Well, yeah.

01:20:54.480 I mean, if they knew

01:20:55.080 about it, I'm sure they

01:20:55.680 would.

01:20:56.140 Yeah.

01:20:56.440 The Legion of Skanks

01:20:57.780 are part of the problem

01:20:58.520 to Liberty Lockdown

01:20:59.320 and Tower of Power

01:20:59.940 are our pipeline.

01:21:01.140 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

01:21:01.980 I like the Bill

01:21:02.640 Belichick.

01:21:04.180 It's a Bill

01:21:04.780 Belichick coaching

01:21:05.520 tree.

01:21:06.240 Not going to lie,

01:21:06.920 TPH is way more

01:21:07.800 offensive than Lee.

01:21:08.660 Thank you.

01:21:09.340 We're trying.

01:21:10.800 I'll throw in a

01:21:11.520 nigger just for you.

01:21:13.540 I had at least four

01:21:16.460 or five people come up

01:21:17.280 to me that was

01:21:17.780 exclusively because of

01:21:18.820 Tower Gang, which

01:21:19.480 was wild.

01:21:21.360 But then I probably

01:21:22.540 had 75 people that

01:21:24.320 came over to me

01:21:24.840 because of Liberty

01:21:25.400 Lockdown and like

01:21:26.040 taking pictures and

01:21:26.980 signing autographs and

01:21:27.840 shit like that.

01:21:28.760 Fucking crazy, dude.

01:21:30.360 Nobody knew me from

01:21:32.140 my website.

01:21:32.940 Nobody knew me from

01:21:33.820 Break the Cycle.

01:21:34.560 They knew me from

01:21:35.880 Liverpool's skin.

01:21:36.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:21:37.840 It's crazy, dude.

01:21:39.040 And then I also had

01:21:40.920 like four or five

01:21:41.880 people that just knew

01:21:42.740 me from my Twitter

01:21:43.460 avatar the one day I

01:21:44.520 wore a red hat.

01:21:45.340 They're like, aren't

01:21:46.000 you fucking that dude?

01:21:47.340 And I was like, yeah,

01:21:48.840 I am.

01:21:49.220 I'm from Twitter.

01:21:50.220 I'm a guy from Twitter

01:21:51.100 that you follow.

01:21:51.900 Oh, God.

01:21:52.340 I can't wait to go and

01:21:53.140 I'll just wear the Fat

01:21:53.840 Dave shirt every fucking

01:21:55.340 day and just be a

01:21:56.480 fucking rock star.

01:21:57.600 Just be looking like

01:21:58.580 do they wreck?

01:21:59.600 Yes, dude.

01:22:05.660 Go buy a shirt.

01:22:06.300 I think he's probably

01:22:06.780 sold two of those

01:22:07.600 shirts.

01:22:08.240 The reason I bring all

01:22:12.160 of this up and I

01:22:12.840 included the ending

01:22:14.140 story with Lewis is

01:22:15.140 because the only thing

01:22:17.180 I took away from and I

01:22:18.160 text you guys that

01:22:18.880 morning after I was

01:22:19.960 done partying that

01:22:20.460 night.

01:22:20.760 I text you guys saying

01:22:21.840 like we have an

01:22:23.220 opportunity to create

01:22:24.000 something as like I

01:22:25.200 don't know if it's as

01:22:25.900 beautiful as what I got

01:22:27.040 to experience at

01:22:27.920 fucking Skank Fest,

01:22:29.100 but like just the

01:22:30.520 idea of being able to

01:22:31.820 create even a fraction

01:22:32.720 of that was so

01:22:33.780 goddamn intoxicating

01:22:36.020 that I was like I have

01:22:36.940 to convey it to you

01:22:37.640 guys like it is so

01:22:38.840 fucking beautiful to

01:22:39.980 create a incredible

01:22:41.760 multi-day event with

01:22:43.820 thousands of people

01:22:44.760 that all don't give a

01:22:45.820 fuck what words you

01:22:47.000 say.

01:22:47.720 They're all like the

01:22:48.440 spirit is completely in

01:22:49.920 alignment with with

01:22:50.760 what we believe in.

01:22:52.240 We have an opportunity

01:22:53.280 and it's just it

01:22:54.180 filled me with hope

01:22:55.400 and optimism.

01:22:56.580 In the in the merge

01:22:57.640 line, I was saying

01:22:58.400 wild shit to these

01:22:59.600 people and nobody

01:23:00.620 flinched.

01:23:01.380 It was beautiful.

01:23:02.700 We need to have a

01:23:03.620 tower.

01:23:06.320 Well, we are.

01:23:07.120 I mean, that's what

01:23:07.500 I'm saying.

01:23:07.760 We already did.

01:23:08.340 We had we had our

01:23:09.380 first ever, you know,

01:23:10.780 whatever it was called

01:23:11.600 over at Top's Place

01:23:12.400 and I was like this

01:23:13.320 like we could fucking

01:23:14.220 grow this thing.

01:23:14.860 So I don't know.

01:23:15.600 Just throw it out

01:23:16.020 there.

01:23:16.320 With that, guys, next

01:23:17.740 episode, Ryan Long

01:23:18.940 honestly, no, honestly

01:23:25.520 though, I think Ryan

01:23:26.380 will do it like not

01:23:27.500 no bullshit.

01:23:28.540 So that was so

01:23:29.680 fucking great.

01:23:30.700 And that's just and

01:23:31.760 then just like Burt

01:23:32.400 Chrysler, which by the

01:23:33.140 way, did Burt

01:23:33.600 Chrysler come to

01:23:34.220 because I know he

01:23:35.040 said he was going

01:23:35.820 to.

01:23:36.360 That's what I thought.

01:23:37.080 OK, because he said

01:23:38.440 he told him on

01:23:39.360 Legion of Skanks he

01:23:39.920 was going to be there

01:23:40.620 and then fucking

01:23:41.520 doesn't fucking

01:23:42.420 flakes.

01:23:42.900 I mean, there's a

01:23:43.820 chance that he came

01:23:44.560 because there was

01:23:44.920 seven stages and I

01:23:45.780 missed him, but like I

01:23:46.680 didn't see him and I

01:23:47.400 didn't hear anybody.

01:23:47.940 It would have been I

01:23:48.700 feel like that one

01:23:49.540 would have been a big

01:23:50.180 one.

01:23:50.400 Yeah.

01:23:50.680 Yeah.

01:23:51.120 He would have.

01:23:51.720 I mean, they're very

01:23:52.520 unlikely that that

01:23:53.320 happened and I didn't

01:23:54.040 catch wind of it.

01:23:54.860 So, yeah, I'm not

01:23:56.860 going to lie of all

01:23:58.120 the events because I

01:23:59.460 know we all have

01:24:00.080 these different events

01:24:00.700 we like to go to and

01:24:01.280 I like to go to these

01:24:01.920 events.

01:24:02.660 The one I want to go

01:24:03.560 the most is Skank

01:24:04.320 Fest.

01:24:04.720 I that was the thing

01:24:05.960 that I like.

01:24:06.340 I wish I could.

01:24:07.640 I was in a place where

01:24:08.460 I could be like, yep,

01:24:09.240 I'm going to just go

01:24:09.920 fucking go to Vegas.

01:24:11.100 Fuck the family for

01:24:12.080 a little while.

01:24:13.880 There's definitely

01:24:14.500 there's a different

01:24:15.500 level.

01:24:16.740 There's a different

01:24:17.940 love that I get at

01:24:18.760 libertarian events

01:24:19.440 because it's like

01:24:19.960 they're fucking

01:24:21.340 they're the libertarian.

01:24:23.000 Yeah, they're like

01:24:23.720 they're like, you're

01:24:25.240 our guy.

01:24:25.940 And it's like, that's

01:24:26.500 very cool.

01:24:26.900 But to have even

01:24:29.260 though it was, you

01:24:30.000 know, one out of 20

01:24:31.300 people that knew who

01:24:32.300 I was there, it was

01:24:33.320 I think it it was

01:24:35.200 almost more gratifying

01:24:36.100 because it was like

01:24:36.640 it was in the comedy

01:24:38.260 realm that I was like,

01:24:39.240 OK, I fucking in

01:24:40.920 every way I vibe with

01:24:42.160 you people like rocking

01:24:43.660 with my show and

01:24:44.540 you're at the most

01:24:45.120 aggressive comedy

01:24:45.820 festival on earth.

01:24:46.620 Like, you're

01:24:47.740 immediately capable

01:24:49.160 of being one of my

01:24:49.780 best friends.

01:24:50.520 Also, those people

01:24:51.260 are massively

01:24:52.040 autistic like the

01:24:53.240 or maybe they are.

01:24:55.140 No, no, they seem

01:24:56.460 far more normal.

01:24:57.380 Yeah.

01:24:57.640 That's why Clint

01:24:58.340 plugged our

01:24:59.060 normal is it

01:25:00.080 would you use

01:25:00.780 normal Clint or

01:25:01.540 would you use like

01:25:02.500 just degenerate

01:25:04.280 but like normal

01:25:04.880 like it would be

01:25:05.680 because there's

01:25:06.880 because it's just

01:25:08.220 funny hearing like

01:25:08.960 the odds on

01:25:10.040 Legion's Gangsta

01:25:10.580 talk about their

01:25:11.280 fans.

01:25:12.260 Yeah.

01:25:12.500 these people are

01:25:13.320 fucking like

01:25:14.040 well, I mean, I

01:25:15.900 think the people

01:25:16.340 that like knew

01:25:17.340 me were more

01:25:18.280 in the intellectual

01:25:20.380 degenerate.

01:25:21.660 OK, as opposed to

01:25:22.900 like just the purely

01:25:23.600 like I'm here to get

01:25:24.400 fucked up and say

01:25:25.380 the N-word, bro.

01:25:29.040 My least favorite

01:25:29.960 people that I

01:25:30.540 encountered at

01:25:31.420 Skank Fest were

01:25:32.460 like were the

01:25:33.160 autistic people like

01:25:34.220 they're like, oh,

01:25:35.360 could I could I

01:25:36.620 get this shirt?

01:25:37.380 Like most of the

01:25:38.600 people were like

01:25:39.460 normal functioning

01:25:40.480 human beings.

01:25:41.460 They had maybe

01:25:42.440 they had jobs or

01:25:43.280 something.

01:25:43.780 They had enough

01:25:44.100 money to be there.

01:25:45.000 But like they're

01:25:45.740 like look you in

01:25:46.260 the eye.

01:25:46.660 They'll talk to you

01:25:47.240 like a person.

01:25:47.920 I was like, all

01:25:48.180 right, this is cool.

01:25:49.140 It's funny is

01:25:49.740 someone asked

01:25:50.460 Lewis how many

01:25:51.100 hot girls are

01:25:51.600 there and he

01:25:51.940 said, I think

01:25:52.580 10, which is

01:25:53.800 very good.

01:25:54.900 First game

01:25:55.240 fans is what he

01:25:55.920 said.

01:25:56.400 There was a

01:25:56.840 decent amount,

01:25:57.400 man.

01:25:57.960 30 percent, I'd

01:25:59.000 say.

01:25:59.800 Whoa.

01:26:00.600 Yeah.

01:26:01.160 I'd say 30

01:26:01.880 percent women.

01:26:02.720 I'd say.

01:26:04.580 A third of them

01:26:05.480 were attractive.

01:26:07.380 Probably still.

01:26:08.260 That's still a

01:26:08.680 couple.

01:26:10.440 There's a couple

01:26:11.020 hundred girls

01:26:11.660 there that were

01:26:12.040 like all

01:26:12.560 fuckable.

01:26:14.440 Yeah, it was.

01:26:15.100 Did you see?

01:26:15.940 Did you see the

01:26:16.380 girls?

01:26:17.040 There was like a

01:26:17.640 couple of these

01:26:18.080 like I'm just

01:26:18.940 going to call

01:26:19.180 them skanks, but

01:26:20.020 one of them was

01:26:20.580 at least nine

01:26:21.260 months pregnant

01:26:21.780 and she was

01:26:22.220 wearing like a

01:26:22.820 belly shirt.

01:26:23.460 Yeah, that was

01:26:24.120 wild.

01:26:24.960 I couldn't stop

01:26:25.460 making it.

01:26:25.900 It's wild.

01:26:26.880 Are you talking

01:26:27.140 about the black

01:26:27.560 chick?

01:26:28.220 Yeah, she was

01:26:28.720 like dark.

01:26:29.760 She was fucking

01:26:30.580 beautiful, but

01:26:31.480 it was so strange

01:26:32.580 to see her

01:26:33.140 showing off.

01:26:35.240 When she bought

01:26:36.820 these tickets,

01:26:37.560 she wasn't

01:26:37.980 pregnant or

01:26:38.960 she didn't.

01:26:39.240 Yeah, he was

01:26:39.940 supposed to be

01:26:40.340 on.

01:26:40.520 There were

01:26:40.640 scheduling issues.

01:26:41.520 He was like

01:26:41.880 moving and

01:26:42.420 stuff.

01:26:43.020 So he's

01:26:44.040 supposed to

01:26:44.300 come back on

01:26:46.200 at some point.

01:26:46.860 I mean,

01:26:47.100 whatever.

01:26:47.400 Yeah, we're

01:26:47.620 not going to

01:26:49.120 press it.

01:26:49.820 So if it

01:26:50.320 happens, no

01:26:50.720 big deal.

01:26:51.280 Honestly, this

01:26:51.660 show is better

01:26:52.080 without guests.

01:26:53.100 The guests

01:26:53.340 should pay us.

01:26:55.940 Honestly, Sam

01:26:56.660 Tripoli was

01:26:57.100 another one.

01:26:57.860 He literally

01:26:58.560 said yes to

01:26:59.300 it and then

01:26:59.740 just did it.

01:27:00.420 To be fair

01:27:01.220 to him, I

01:27:02.000 think, I mean,

01:27:02.460 don't get me

01:27:02.700 wrong.

01:27:02.940 You got to

01:27:03.180 think about how

01:27:03.640 big he is.

01:27:04.500 Oh, no, I'm

01:27:06.260 not saying this

01:27:07.180 is not me

01:27:07.920 talking bad

01:27:08.800 about him.

01:27:09.180 I'm just

01:27:09.360 saying he

01:27:09.780 said yes.

01:27:10.220 What happened

01:27:10.960 was I was

01:27:12.240 his connection.

01:27:13.240 He followed

01:27:13.900 me and was

01:27:14.580 tech and we

01:27:15.260 had DM

01:27:15.640 multiple times

01:27:16.300 about scheduling.

01:27:17.360 This dude

01:27:17.740 runs like

01:27:18.180 seven podcasts

01:27:19.080 or something

01:27:19.460 ridiculous a

01:27:20.060 week.

01:27:20.740 So like

01:27:21.240 scheduling is

01:27:21.900 a bitch.

01:27:22.540 He records

01:27:23.100 over 10

01:27:23.760 hours a week.

01:27:25.000 So like for

01:27:25.340 him to do

01:27:25.740 any guest

01:27:26.280 spots is just

01:27:26.860 fucking hard.

01:27:27.720 It's ridiculous.

01:27:28.800 I got

01:27:31.000 nukes.

01:27:31.680 So like while

01:27:32.360 he was talking

01:27:32.840 we were talking

01:27:33.640 at nukes.

01:27:34.220 So then you

01:27:34.580 have the

01:27:34.800 connection.

01:27:35.380 So I mean,

01:27:35.700 I guess,

01:27:36.060 you know,

01:27:36.600 no, we

01:27:36.960 still have

01:27:37.260 the connection.

01:27:37.760 I he

01:27:38.280 fucking retweets

01:27:38.840 me almost

01:27:39.140 every single

01:27:39.560 day.

01:27:39.800 On the

01:27:39.920 show.

01:27:40.740 Yeah.

01:27:41.140 Yeah.

01:27:41.400 I met him.

01:27:41.940 I met him.

01:27:42.200 Followed me.

01:27:42.800 So we're

01:27:43.400 like, yeah,

01:27:44.300 I met him

01:27:44.680 in Vegas

01:27:45.060 coming up

01:27:45.760 the escalator

01:27:46.220 and we

01:27:46.960 chopped it

01:27:47.620 up for

01:27:47.800 like 10

01:27:48.080 minutes.

01:27:48.540 He knew

01:27:49.120 who I

01:27:49.380 was like.

01:27:50.360 So, yeah,

01:27:50.920 we still have

01:27:51.380 the connection.

01:27:52.900 I think he'll

01:27:53.420 vibe here.

01:27:54.040 I was too.

01:27:54.800 So, yeah.

01:27:57.580 No, he

01:27:58.080 would totally

01:27:58.460 he would totally

01:27:58.960 vibe with us

01:27:59.420 to, especially

01:28:00.020 with top.

01:28:00.460 Jesus Christ.

01:28:01.180 They're like

01:28:01.420 the same person.

01:28:02.180 Top really

01:28:03.040 might come.

01:28:03.840 Top would

01:28:04.240 come.

01:28:04.680 Actually, I

01:28:04.960 feel like.

01:28:06.060 I'd be here

01:28:06.760 on time.

01:28:09.840 Fuck my

01:28:10.480 kids, man.

01:28:11.500 I'm going to

01:28:11.800 racism shield

01:28:15.920 because he's

01:28:16.420 kind of

01:28:16.680 brown.

01:28:19.900 He doesn't

01:28:20.360 have to worry

01:28:20.800 about like, oh,

01:28:21.300 no, they're

01:28:21.540 going to come

01:28:21.820 after me.

01:28:24.020 That's right.

01:28:25.120 Yeah.

01:28:25.680 All right.

01:28:26.600 You guys ready

01:28:27.020 to get the fuck

01:28:27.480 out of here?

01:28:28.000 Or anything

01:28:28.760 else?

01:28:29.000 It was Kankfest.

01:28:29.560 It was pretty

01:28:29.820 fun.

01:28:30.320 Any cool

01:28:30.860 little things?

01:28:32.000 Oh, I hit

01:28:32.860 on a comic.

01:28:35.640 It was gorgeous.

01:28:36.580 Gorgeous blonde

01:28:37.220 girl.

01:28:37.520 It was Ryan

01:28:37.980 Long.

01:28:38.800 No, I can't

01:28:39.340 remember her

01:28:39.740 name, unfortunately.

01:28:40.740 I think she was

01:28:41.400 added to the

01:28:41.780 lineup later

01:28:42.180 because I tried

01:28:42.600 to look it up

01:28:43.060 because I knew

01:28:43.620 I would recognize

01:28:44.180 it if I saw

01:28:44.740 it.

01:28:45.080 Not very funny,

01:28:45.900 right?

01:28:46.880 I didn't see

01:28:47.500 her.

01:28:47.640 I didn't see

01:28:48.060 her comedy.

01:28:49.280 I didn't even

01:28:49.620 know she was a

01:28:50.040 comic.

01:28:50.420 I didn't bother

01:28:51.200 watching.

01:28:52.060 It's like I

01:28:52.900 hit on her.

01:28:53.400 I don't know

01:28:53.640 her name.

01:28:54.560 I never watched

01:28:55.260 her comedy.

01:28:56.820 I didn't get

01:28:57.460 her number.

01:28:59.820 This is the

01:29:00.860 level of interest

01:29:01.460 I show.

01:29:02.280 But Louis took

01:29:03.400 her to Jamaica

01:29:03.860 once, so this

01:29:04.500 is my end.

01:29:06.500 Seriously,

01:29:07.340 though, this

01:29:07.680 girl was so

01:29:08.140 gorgeous.

01:29:08.880 And I'm

01:29:10.260 kicking it next

01:29:11.660 to, now I'm

01:29:12.820 forgetting his

01:29:13.160 name, Ryan

01:29:14.200 Long.

01:29:14.900 So I'm like,

01:29:15.360 I already have

01:29:15.840 the social

01:29:16.680 proofing of

01:29:17.220 I'm one of

01:29:18.600 the good

01:29:18.840 people.

01:29:19.220 I'm one of

01:29:19.420 the cool

01:29:19.640 people.

01:29:20.420 So I walk

01:29:21.000 up to her

01:29:21.280 and we chat

01:29:21.700 for a couple

01:29:22.440 minutes and

01:29:23.140 she's instantly

01:29:24.500 not interested.

01:29:25.640 And then I

01:29:26.260 walk back and

01:29:27.000 I just like

01:29:27.440 turn around.

01:29:28.020 Well, not

01:29:28.480 interested, not

01:29:29.280 instantly, but

01:29:30.140 like a large

01:29:30.860 business portfolio.

01:29:32.220 Yeah, no, I

01:29:32.660 can just, I

01:29:33.020 can just, you

01:29:33.660 can just know

01:29:34.200 when a girl's

01:29:34.620 interested.

01:29:35.000 And it was

01:29:35.200 like, it was

01:29:35.520 kind of obvious

01:29:35.980 that she

01:29:36.260 wasn't very.

01:29:36.760 So I, I

01:29:37.560 walked back

01:29:37.980 over and

01:29:38.360 then she

01:29:38.580 sees that

01:29:38.920 I've said

01:29:39.160 with Ryan

01:29:39.460 and then

01:29:39.840 she comes

01:29:40.180 over and

01:29:40.460 she stands

01:29:40.780 next to me

01:29:41.140 and I'm

01:29:41.320 like,

01:29:41.960 that's easy

01:29:45.540 pussy.

01:29:46.580 But anyways,

01:29:47.940 it didn't go

01:29:48.380 anywhere.

01:29:48.920 So yeah,

01:29:49.340 not a

01:29:49.620 relationship,

01:29:50.160 but that's a

01:29:50.420 good fuck

01:29:50.800 right there.

01:29:51.460 I mean,

01:29:51.880 for a female

01:29:54.560 comic, like

01:29:55.240 fucking

01:29:56.320 Eliza

01:29:57.720 Schlesinger,

01:29:58.580 whatever,

01:29:59.120 like,

01:29:59.240 I was going

01:29:59.580 to say,

01:29:59.860 she's the

01:30:00.140 one I can

01:30:00.880 think of

01:30:01.300 and she's

01:30:02.060 like,

01:30:02.500 was that

01:30:02.740 the one

01:30:02.960 that was

01:30:03.240 recently on

01:30:03.940 the Joe

01:30:04.960 Morgan podcast?

01:30:06.780 Schlesinger,

01:30:07.240 yeah.

01:30:07.520 Was she?

01:30:07.900 Oh, yeah,

01:30:08.580 but I've

01:30:08.980 heard it was

01:30:09.360 absolutely

01:30:09.760 terrible.

01:30:10.640 She's on

01:30:10.940 Celebrity

01:30:11.460 Jepern.

01:30:11.660 Was it

01:30:11.980 Annie

01:30:12.220 Lederman?

01:30:13.400 No, no,

01:30:14.140 no, Annie.

01:30:15.620 I actually

01:30:15.980 met Annie

01:30:16.480 twice.

01:30:16.860 I met her

01:30:17.140 at the

01:30:17.640 comedy store

01:30:18.760 in LA

01:30:19.460 and we

01:30:19.680 talked for

01:30:19.940 like five

01:30:20.240 minutes.

01:30:20.460 She's

01:30:20.620 really

01:30:20.840 fucking

01:30:21.100 cool,

01:30:21.380 but she's

01:30:21.580 got a

01:30:21.760 boyfriend

01:30:21.940 now and

01:30:22.600 then I

01:30:22.820 talked to

01:30:23.240 her again

01:30:23.660 and yeah,

01:30:24.060 yeah,

01:30:24.300 she's the

01:30:26.080 one that

01:30:26.260 was just

01:30:26.540 on Joe

01:30:26.980 Rogan podcast

01:30:27.640 and apparently

01:30:28.100 it sucked.

01:30:29.260 Did you

01:30:29.440 see the

01:30:29.740 Legion of

01:30:30.880 Skanks

01:30:31.100 with the

01:30:31.740 fuck it,

01:30:32.800 what's her

01:30:33.060 name?

01:30:33.340 Check out

01:30:34.140 of any

01:30:34.420 episode of

01:30:35.020 Joe Rogan

01:30:35.440 with a

01:30:35.640 woman.

01:30:36.840 Yeah,

01:30:37.500 I don't

01:30:37.780 even,

01:30:38.160 I mean,

01:30:38.520 I check out

01:30:39.220 of any

01:30:39.460 episode of

01:30:40.100 anything

01:30:40.420 with a

01:30:40.820 woman.

01:30:41.280 Are you

01:30:41.540 talking

01:30:41.680 about the

01:30:41.940 one when

01:30:42.240 they had

01:30:42.600 on the

01:30:43.840 girl from

01:30:44.260 the west

01:30:44.920 coast from

01:30:45.360 California?

01:30:46.700 Is that

01:30:46.840 you're

01:30:46.940 talking about

01:30:47.180 top?

01:30:47.600 The one

01:30:47.900 that's

01:30:48.240 like

01:30:48.740 super

01:30:49.200 rich

01:30:49.420 now?

01:30:51.040 Shit,

01:30:51.360 I forgot

01:30:51.600 Whitney

01:30:52.120 Cummings?

01:30:52.820 Yeah,

01:30:53.360 Whitney

01:30:53.520 Cummings,

01:30:53.860 yeah,

01:30:53.980 they bought

01:30:54.220 her.

01:30:54.240 Yeah,

01:30:54.380 yeah,

01:30:54.520 yeah,

01:30:54.640 she's

01:30:54.980 insanely

01:30:55.500 rich.

01:30:56.360 Dude,

01:30:56.740 I thought

01:30:56.980 she was

01:30:57.560 great on

01:30:57.920 Legion.

01:30:58.620 That was

01:30:58.860 crazy.

01:31:00.460 Man,

01:31:00.980 they all

01:31:01.200 touched

01:31:01.380 this guy's

01:31:01.760 dick,

01:31:01.940 it was

01:31:02.080 crazy.

01:31:02.820 I'm

01:31:03.220 disagreeing

01:31:03.860 with that.

01:31:04.260 Eliza

01:31:04.660 Schlesinger is

01:31:05.380 definitely

01:31:05.620 harder than

01:31:06.040 Whitney

01:31:06.320 Cummings.

01:31:07.080 Eliza

01:31:07.520 Blue is

01:31:07.860 harder than

01:31:08.220 both of

01:31:08.540 them.

01:31:09.380 Yes,

01:31:10.920 she is.

01:31:11.540 I got

01:31:11.800 sickness for

01:31:12.240 the

01:31:12.340 thickness,

01:31:12.600 dog.

01:31:13.100 I respect

01:31:15.820 it.

01:31:20.080 Well,

01:31:21.040 that's

01:31:21.480 the fucking

01:31:22.260 end of it

01:31:22.620 right there.

01:31:23.280 Top has a

01:31:23.680 story for us

01:31:24.160 after the

01:31:24.560 show,

01:31:24.800 so I'm

01:31:25.060 really excited.

01:31:25.480 I'll let you

01:31:26.080 guys know,

01:31:26.580 I'll lead off

01:31:27.080 the plugs

01:31:27.460 because this

01:31:27.800 is an

01:31:27.960 important one

01:31:28.280 tomorrow.

01:31:29.180 For those

01:31:29.520 of you

01:31:29.680 retards

01:31:30.080 actually

01:31:30.360 watching this

01:31:30.880 live,

01:31:31.760 tomorrow

01:31:32.100 the 20th,

01:31:32.920 I have

01:31:33.120 Chingo

01:31:33.500 Bling,

01:31:34.280 which I

01:31:34.520 know you

01:31:34.800 might not

01:31:35.100 know him

01:31:35.380 in our

01:31:35.620 circles,

01:31:36.120 but this

01:31:36.280 dude's

01:31:36.500 fucking

01:31:36.720 dope.

01:31:37.560 He's

01:31:37.760 comedian,

01:31:38.320 musician,

01:31:38.960 fucking

01:31:39.240 podcast host,

01:31:40.920 kind of

01:31:41.320 fledgling,

01:31:42.200 getting to

01:31:42.480 political

01:31:42.780 stuff,

01:31:43.460 pretty

01:31:43.660 green

01:31:43.940 behind

01:31:44.140 the

01:31:44.300 ears.

01:31:44.680 I

01:31:44.720 think

01:31:44.860 this

01:31:44.960 will

01:31:45.040 be

01:31:45.140 fun

01:31:45.420 having

01:31:45.640 come

01:31:45.880 to

01:31:46.020 talk

01:31:46.220 to

01:31:46.340 a

01:32:12.480 who

01:32:12.940 hit

01:32:13.260 on

01:32:13.400 this

01:32:13.560 girl.

01:32:15.460 Unfortunately,

01:32:16.000 Ash and

01:32:16.280 I are no

01:32:16.640 longer an

01:32:16.960 item.

01:32:17.220 I just

01:32:17.700 wanted to

01:32:18.020 put that

01:32:18.640 publicly

01:32:18.940 so you

01:32:19.260 guys

01:32:19.400 don't

01:32:19.560 fucking

01:32:19.800 think

01:32:19.980 that

01:32:20.100 I'm

01:32:20.220 being

01:32:20.320 a

01:32:20.480 scumbag.

01:32:20.900 We finally

01:32:21.500 took our

01:32:22.040 advice.

01:32:24.740 She and I

01:32:25.400 are still on good

01:32:25.900 terms and I

01:32:26.420 wish you the

01:32:26.760 best and I

01:32:27.300 think that we

01:32:28.120 will still

01:32:28.520 stay in

01:32:28.860 contact.

01:32:29.860 You can

01:32:30.500 probably go

01:32:30.800 see her at

01:32:31.260 the

01:32:31.560 insane

01:32:32.080 asylum

01:32:32.400 anytime

01:32:32.720 just

01:32:34.720 like

01:32:35.020 check

01:32:35.280 her

01:32:35.440 actually

01:32:38.660 didn't

01:32:39.080 take

01:32:39.360 our

01:32:40.320 advice.

01:32:40.840 She

01:32:40.960 actually

01:32:41.200 just

01:32:41.420 jumped

01:32:41.640 out

01:32:41.780 the

01:32:41.920 window.

01:32:42.560 No,

01:32:42.940 we're

01:32:43.500 family.

01:32:44.280 I'm

01:32:44.520 her

01:32:44.640 ex-boyfriend.

01:32:47.020 This is a

01:32:47.780 conjugal.

01:32:48.920 Do you have

01:32:49.380 that?

01:32:52.480 I better

01:32:53.880 text

01:32:54.260 Ashton

01:32:54.720 now.

01:32:55.020 She's

01:32:55.180 available.

01:32:55.800 Good

01:32:57.040 luck.

01:32:58.120 I have

01:32:58.360 Clint,

01:32:59.260 Top,

01:33:00.240 Reed,

01:33:01.160 and then

01:33:01.480 my guest

01:33:02.500 will be

01:33:02.980 Chingo

01:33:03.420 Bling.

01:33:04.740 It's a

01:33:05.060 good one.

01:33:05.420 Check that

01:33:05.680 out tomorrow

01:33:06.260 the 20th.

01:33:07.340 It'll be

01:33:07.640 at 930.

01:33:08.460 Be there.

01:33:09.040 Be there

01:33:09.300 live.

01:33:09.800 Give me

01:33:10.000 money.

01:33:10.740 All that

01:33:11.000 good shit.

01:33:11.500 Hell yeah.

01:33:11.780 Go Padres.

01:33:12.540 One in one,

01:33:13.180 bitch.

01:33:14.080 Nice.

01:33:15.840 Toplobsa

01:33:16.400 underscore on

01:33:17.080 Twitter.

01:33:17.480 Toplobsa

01:33:17.860 everywhere else.

01:33:18.380 Toplobsa.com.

01:33:19.700 Podcastmerch.com

01:33:20.820 for gas

01:33:22.900 digital shit.

01:33:23.780 Go check that

01:33:24.220 stuff out.

01:33:25.100 Fuck yeah.

01:33:26.060 Clint Russell,

01:33:26.580 Liberty Lockdown.

01:33:27.360 I did an

01:33:28.620 episode entitled

01:33:29.620 In Kanye's

01:33:32.200 Defense,

01:33:32.900 which you

01:33:33.160 can check

01:33:33.480 out.

01:33:33.840 That was

01:33:34.220 issued this

01:33:34.860 morning.

01:33:35.180 Already

01:33:35.340 5,000

01:33:35.940 downloads and

01:33:36.880 views.

01:33:37.460 Sorry.

01:33:39.760 Indefensible.

01:33:41.040 Wherever that

01:33:41.880 book is.

01:33:43.380 Yeah.

01:33:43.920 Defending the

01:33:44.780 undefendable.

01:33:45.680 There you

01:33:45.900 go.

01:33:46.020 And then also

01:33:47.580 my episode

01:33:48.240 from last

01:33:49.760 week, which

01:33:50.980 was, god

01:33:52.660 damn it.

01:33:53.080 Oh, the war

01:33:53.440 they wanted,

01:33:54.060 which is

01:33:54.320 basically about

01:33:54.940 the narrative,

01:33:55.560 the true

01:33:56.080 history of the

01:33:57.560 lead up between

01:33:58.060 the war between

01:33:58.580 Russia and

01:33:59.360 Ukraine and

01:33:59.980 the proxy

01:34:00.440 aspects of

01:34:02.120 it.

01:34:02.860 That episode

01:34:04.360 has already

01:34:04.680 done 10,000

01:34:05.880 in a week,

01:34:07.080 and I've

01:34:07.480 never done a

01:34:08.080 solo episode

01:34:08.580 that has done

01:34:09.100 that.

01:34:09.320 So I just

01:34:09.600 wanted to

01:34:09.980 thank everybody

01:34:11.620 that's given

01:34:12.480 me the support

01:34:13.040 and please

01:34:14.020 please, god

01:34:14.740 make me big

01:34:15.320 enough to

01:34:15.820 have a

01:34:16.640 skanks fest

01:34:17.240 tower game

01:34:18.380 version.

01:34:18.860 Clint just

01:34:19.260 finally going

01:34:19.860 solo, is

01:34:20.520 what he

01:34:20.700 saying.

01:34:21.240 No, that's

01:34:21.660 not what I

01:34:22.060 said.

01:34:23.480 Drag us

01:34:23.940 along with

01:34:24.360 them.

01:34:25.680 I don't

01:34:26.160 really care to

01:34:26.620 plug my

01:34:27.120 shit, but

01:34:28.120 do look at

01:34:29.780 the Patreon.

01:34:30.460 Toad probably

01:34:30.740 has more to

01:34:31.180 say on that,

01:34:31.700 but yeah,

01:34:32.480 we're going to

01:34:32.920 plug that.

01:34:33.500 Someone actually

01:34:33.880 said it and

01:34:34.260 then plug

01:34:34.700 the Patreon,

01:34:35.240 so that's

01:34:36.040 all I want

01:34:36.360 to say.

01:34:37.100 Yeah,

01:34:38.000 TPH

01:34:38.560 underscore

01:34:38.960 Toad,

01:34:39.400 obviously,

01:34:39.800 tower power

01:34:40.320 hour.

01:34:40.600 We're going

01:34:40.780 to keep

01:34:41.160 going with

01:34:41.620 this shit.

01:34:42.440 We're on

01:34:42.980 Rumble now.

01:34:43.640 We've got a

01:34:43.920 Patreon.

01:34:45.060 We need 100

01:34:45.840 subscribers on

01:34:46.680 Rumble to

01:34:47.040 live stream

01:34:48.880 from Rumble.

01:34:50.060 The Patreon is

01:34:50.980 support only

01:34:51.940 right now.

01:34:52.260 We're going to

01:34:52.480 think of some

01:34:53.120 bonuses that

01:34:53.860 we're going to

01:34:54.100 add to some

01:34:54.560 of those tiers.

01:34:56.020 I think we've

01:34:56.820 tossed around

01:34:57.280 potentially a

01:34:57.920 top lobster

01:34:58.520 discount as

01:34:59.480 one of those.

01:35:02.180 It's already

01:35:02.740 live.

01:35:03.080 I already got

01:35:04.100 it live.

01:35:04.780 It's live?

01:35:04.900 All right, so

01:35:05.320 we'll give that

01:35:06.040 out to one of

01:35:06.620 the, at least

01:35:07.620 the highest tier

01:35:08.760 of it, so we'll

01:35:09.260 see how that

01:35:09.760 goes.

01:35:10.820 Fuck yeah,

01:35:11.180 patreon.com

01:35:12.000 slash tower

01:35:12.560 power hour.

01:35:14.180 Send me the

01:35:14.840 rumble link

01:35:15.780 and I'll tweet

01:35:16.300 it out to try

01:35:16.920 and get us

01:35:17.300 to 100.

01:35:17.980 We don't know

01:35:18.600 the tier that

01:35:19.880 we're going to

01:35:20.160 put it at,

01:35:20.660 but it's going

01:35:21.840 to be 30%

01:35:22.900 off of all

01:35:24.180 tower power

01:35:24.740 hour merch.

01:35:25.520 I have a

01:35:26.640 couple of

01:35:26.920 designs that

01:35:27.360 I'm just too

01:35:27.940 lazy to put

01:35:28.620 up for tower

01:35:29.060 power hour,

01:35:29.600 but we're

01:35:29.880 going to do

01:35:30.820 that.

01:35:31.200 So you go

01:35:31.520 on those

01:35:32.500 things, man.

01:35:33.140 Real quick,

01:35:33.820 because Clint

01:35:34.540 mentioned the

01:35:34.960 Padres and we

01:35:35.680 have some

01:35:36.100 baseball talk

01:35:37.000 in the comments.

01:35:38.580 This is just

01:35:38.920 a little funny

01:35:39.840 advice.

01:35:40.240 a little

01:35:41.100 tidbit of

01:35:41.700 history.

01:35:42.180 Every time

01:35:42.840 the Phillies

01:35:45.680 have won the

01:35:46.100 World Series,

01:35:47.240 an economic

01:35:47.700 collapse has

01:35:48.380 happened the

01:35:48.780 next year.

01:35:50.060 That's true.

01:35:50.840 They won in

01:35:51.420 2008.

01:35:52.900 The root for

01:35:53.680 the Padres.

01:35:54.500 They won in

01:35:55.060 08 against

01:35:56.020 the Redskins.

01:35:57.520 Before the

01:35:58.120 Great Depression,

01:35:59.060 before the oil

01:35:59.700 crisis in the

01:36:00.680 70s or 80s,

01:36:01.360 I can't remember

01:36:01.620 which one it

01:36:01.860 was, and then

01:36:02.660 before the 2008

01:36:03.660 crash, the

01:36:04.820 Phillies won the

01:36:05.320 World Series

01:36:05.740 every year.

01:36:06.240 Guys, actually,

01:36:07.600 Phillies is

01:36:08.280 Yiddish for

01:36:08.960 Jews.

01:36:11.200 And the

01:36:12.340 Phillies are

01:36:13.300 actually really

01:36:13.920 hot right now

01:36:14.620 for some

01:36:15.040 reason.

01:36:15.820 They just

01:36:16.280 beat the

01:36:16.580 Braves, and

01:36:17.480 they're like,

01:36:18.280 they're just

01:36:18.920 kind of, so

01:36:19.540 it's kind of a

01:36:20.520 very weird thing

01:36:21.200 that came to the

01:36:21.640 wild card, and

01:36:22.200 they're going to

01:36:22.500 beat.

01:36:22.880 When the

01:36:23.180 Phillies win,

01:36:23.800 we lose.

01:36:24.620 That's what

01:36:25.720 Kanye taught

01:36:26.180 me.

01:36:26.340 It's the

01:36:26.540 conspiracy shit

01:36:27.220 I'm here

01:36:27.520 for, man.

01:36:28.260 There you

01:36:28.740 go.

01:36:28.880 That's right.

01:36:30.040 That's right.

01:36:31.080 Yeah, and

01:36:31.420 Cole and I were

01:36:31.980 both on Unfit

01:36:32.880 Statesman's show

01:36:34.080 recently.

01:36:34.500 Patreon only,

01:36:36.280 so join his

01:36:36.900 Patreon for

01:36:37.520 that.

01:36:37.760 It was a very

01:36:37.900 fun show.

01:36:38.320 He literally

01:36:40.500 texted me, and

01:36:41.320 he was like,

01:36:42.100 hey, can you

01:36:42.420 come on the

01:36:42.660 podcast?

01:36:43.140 And I was

01:36:43.400 like, yeah,

01:36:43.740 sure, win.

01:36:44.420 He's like, in

01:36:44.820 five minutes.

01:36:45.680 Me too.

01:36:47.560 Real quick, we

01:36:48.840 joke a lot

01:36:50.020 about our

01:36:51.060 reach being

01:36:51.720 killed, but

01:36:52.620 I'm actually

01:36:53.480 surprised when I

01:36:54.320 look across the

01:36:54.980 other platforms

01:36:55.600 how many people

01:36:56.100 have followed

01:36:56.460 along with us

01:36:57.220 even after the

01:36:57.940 YouTube nuking.

01:36:58.920 Yeah, our

01:36:59.600 numbers are pretty

01:37:00.160 consistent.

01:37:00.900 We have good

01:37:01.460 numbers on

01:37:01.940 Spotify.

01:37:02.940 We have a

01:37:03.240 surprise

01:37:04.300 largely large

01:37:05.080 following on

01:37:05.800 Odyssey, where

01:37:07.960 Odyssey's not

01:37:08.600 really super

01:37:09.100 huge now.

01:37:10.060 But you

01:37:10.800 know, go

01:37:12.200 follow us.

01:37:13.180 I mean, if

01:37:13.320 you want to

01:37:13.720 follow you,

01:37:14.340 you're jerking

01:37:14.680 off.

01:37:15.360 That's what

01:37:15.860 Jose's doing

01:37:16.500 right now,

01:37:16.820 just jerking

01:37:17.220 himself.

01:37:17.860 Yeah, dude.

01:37:19.080 I used to

01:37:21.960 talk shit on

01:37:22.760 our reach after

01:37:23.660 the nuke, and

01:37:24.280 then I looked

01:37:24.900 across the

01:37:27.360 different platforms,

01:37:28.560 and people

01:37:28.900 seemed to get

01:37:29.380 the signal of

01:37:30.020 like, hey, stay

01:37:30.480 the fuck away

01:37:30.900 from YouTube, is

01:37:31.540 what it seems

01:37:31.900 like.

01:37:32.180 Well, let

01:37:33.060 me just

01:37:33.300 say, what

01:37:34.760 the Legion of

01:37:36.880 Skanks have

01:37:37.320 created is a

01:37:38.660 hardcore, not

01:37:41.360 enormous, but a

01:37:42.620 very hardcore

01:37:43.480 fan base that

01:37:44.260 then grew from

01:37:45.060 there.

01:37:45.680 So that's, like,

01:37:46.600 we're doing it

01:37:47.180 right.

01:37:47.440 The fact that we

01:37:47.920 are getting banned

01:37:48.400 from places, that's

01:37:49.800 completely irrelevant.

01:37:50.700 The download numbers

01:37:51.220 are completely

01:37:51.580 irrelevant.

01:37:51.880 It's about how

01:37:52.680 fucking hardcore

01:37:53.940 are our fans, and

01:37:54.840 right now, they're

01:37:55.420 fucking hardcore.

01:37:56.260 How hardcore are we?

01:37:57.740 We want power

01:37:58.740 culture, man.

01:37:59.580 We need one guy

01:38:00.640 with a lot of

01:38:01.340 money to get

01:38:03.680 us.

01:38:03.900 Let me sell

01:38:04.620 these fucking

01:38:05.100 houses, right?

01:38:06.280 I know we said

01:38:07.000 a lot about the

01:38:07.640 Jews, but we're

01:38:08.400 making an appeal

01:38:09.280 right now.

01:38:09.900 We would love

01:38:10.580 to have some

01:38:11.520 Jewish influx

01:38:12.300 into this, okay?

01:38:13.240 Guys, I sent

01:38:14.200 George Soros our

01:38:15.300 Holocaust revisionism

01:38:16.440 episode.

01:38:17.340 Does anyone know

01:38:18.240 an anti-Semitic

01:38:19.200 Jew?

01:38:19.720 It would really

01:38:20.200 help us out.

01:38:21.580 I'm going to be

01:38:22.220 honest, I will

01:38:22.800 stop talking about

01:38:23.760 the JQ if you

01:38:24.600 just send us a

01:38:25.200 million dollars.

01:38:25.900 Oh, for sure.

01:38:26.660 I 100% would.

01:38:27.740 Yeah.

01:38:27.840 We will sell

01:38:29.280 out on that

01:38:29.760 topic.

01:38:30.780 It's only

01:38:31.340 mildly funny

01:38:32.080 to me.

01:38:32.760 30 grand, dude.

01:38:35.440 Smash my

01:38:36.040 tablet.

01:38:37.480 $25,000.

01:38:39.320 And, by the

01:38:40.080 way, I'm

01:38:40.460 continuing a

01:38:41.320 series on

01:38:42.000 Jose's show.

01:38:42.880 We're reading

01:38:43.440 Democracy, the

01:38:44.120 God that

01:38:44.460 Failed, Hans

01:38:45.100 Herman Hoppus.

01:38:45.960 That's going to

01:38:46.300 be a long one.

01:38:47.620 Yeah, I'll be on

01:38:48.400 Jose's show

01:38:48.940 forever.

01:38:50.120 All right, we're

01:38:50.720 out of here,

01:38:51.120 faggots.

01:38:51.660 All right, I'm

01:38:52.080 going to let the

01:38:53.060 yay cue take us

01:38:54.340 out here, actually.

01:38:55.360 Oh, okay.

01:38:55.820 Do we have

01:38:55.960 another video of

01:38:56.700 him?

01:38:56.820 Of course, I

01:38:58.240 don't know.

01:38:58.620 When you see us

01:38:59.460 next week, the

01:39:00.080 Padres will be

01:39:00.880 in the World

01:39:01.240 Series.

01:39:01.780 Eat a dick,

01:39:02.600 Phillies, you

01:39:03.140 fucking weather

01:39:04.620 controlling

01:39:05.140 crypto.

01:39:06.600 And we'll

01:39:07.020 still have a

01:39:07.560 crash.

01:39:08.260 All right.

01:39:09.140 I just want the

01:39:10.120 family back

01:39:10.640 together.

01:39:12.060 Kim is a

01:39:12.740 Christian.

01:39:13.980 On TMZ, I

01:39:14.800 just saw

01:39:15.200 yesterday, they

01:39:15.780 said, Pete

01:39:18.160 Davidson and

01:39:18.880 Kim have sex

01:39:19.700 by the fireplace

01:39:20.560 to honor their

01:39:21.860 grandmother.

01:39:22.380 is Jewish

01:39:25.260 Zionists that's

01:39:26.860 about that

01:39:27.500 life, that's

01:39:28.460 telling this

01:39:28.880 Christian woman

01:39:29.580 that has four

01:39:30.480 black children

01:39:31.180 to put that

01:39:32.060 out as a

01:39:32.540 message in

01:39:33.420 the media.

01:39:34.300 So when I

01:39:34.680 drive by and

01:39:35.320 I see the

01:39:35.780 Hulu ads and

01:39:37.560 I say the

01:39:38.080 J.P.

01:39:38.620 Chase Morgan

01:39:39.460 ads, I'm

01:39:40.360 going to let

01:39:40.620 y'all know

01:39:40.980 right now, the

01:39:41.960 devil is a

01:39:42.580 defeated foe.

01:39:43.840 You can't

01:39:44.320 poison me.

01:39:45.020 And by the

01:39:45.360 way, y'all

01:39:46.200 done already

01:39:46.620 fuck with me

01:39:47.360 so much.

01:39:48.060 Y'all already

01:39:48.520 black mirrored me.

01:39:49.600 You already

01:39:49.960 made everybody

01:39:50.500 think I'm

01:39:50.880 crazy.

01:39:51.580 You already

01:39:51.940 took my

01:39:52.340 family away.

01:39:53.440 You already

01:39:53.840 separated all

01:39:54.620 my friends.

01:39:55.660 I don't got

01:39:56.120 no celebrity

01:39:56.660 friends.

01:39:57.440 Because when

01:39:57.900 I was on

01:39:58.360 TV, on

01:39:59.320 Instagram saying

01:40:00.180 I don't

01:40:00.800 know where

01:40:01.200 my child

01:40:01.820 is and

01:40:02.580 the Kardashians

01:40:03.340 kidnapped my

01:40:04.520 daughter in

01:40:05.880 public and I

01:40:07.240 didn't have the

01:40:07.700 address to my

01:40:08.340 child, none of

01:40:09.500 these niggas that

01:40:10.160 want to say

01:40:10.640 something now.

01:40:12.080 Travis gave

01:40:12.620 me the address.

01:40:13.740 But as far as

01:40:14.380 Meek Mills, Puff

01:40:15.820 Daddy, whoever,

01:40:17.300 none of these

01:40:17.800 niggas, all you

01:40:18.740 fake hard niggas,

01:40:19.760 fuck you.

01:40:20.500 All you fake

01:40:22.260 hard niggas,

01:40:22.840 fuck you.

Tower Gang - October 21, 2022

Ep 93 - The Ye Q

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