Tower Gang - Ep 95 - Ball Peen Hammer

00:00:00.000 what's up retards the funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12 women jerk off

00:00:05.700 dick like fucking they're an unruly ferret yeah you ever had a 9-11 cocktail

00:00:10.800 it's in manhattan with two kamikazes

00:00:14.060 you see the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this and she needs to account for it

00:00:20.860 white women must be stopped that's right

00:00:23.720 we can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane

00:00:29.620 what your ass ass to penis ratio maybe you could say we had sex but we didn't fuck

00:00:35.680 oh jesus

00:00:37.780 fat dave fuck you man

00:00:41.360 welcome everybody to another live stream edition of tower power hour we plan to have sex and fuck

00:00:51.120 tonight just like joe biden with his granddaughter let's fucking go triple black in this motherfucker

00:00:56.400 let's ride we got jose galles on host of no way jose we got toad host of at tph underscore toad on

00:01:03.240 twitter we got whole host of at nota 4p on twitter and clint russell the host of liberty lockdown as

00:01:09.420 well as tower power hour welcome in we missed you yeah judging by the metrics of last week i think i

00:01:15.780 just need to do mushrooms every episode every fucking every fucking one and just giggle and

00:01:20.720 mute yourself and then yeah or just keep your mic muted yeah

00:01:23.700 well i i knew like once i started giggling i was like dude i guess because i'm gonna just like it'd be so

00:01:29.760 distracting i know it's like probably weird in the opposite end too just muted because it doesn't it's not like

00:01:34.840 like even the laughs in a podcast you contribute to the conversation but it's like i can't control

00:01:39.920 my laughs can you so it's just gonna derail the whole fucking

00:01:42.440 give us like a debrief of like how you felt what was going on last week because apparently you were like

00:01:48.560 that was you were like that was like your major trip was during the show like that's what you

00:01:52.580 told us like i timed it completely wrong like i meant for it to like peak like towards the end

00:01:59.060 but it started peaking probably like i don't know 30 minutes in the show and i was like whoa

00:02:03.060 the reason why that episode really skyrocketed though we need to talk about john fetterman in every

00:02:10.640 episode that's really why yeah yeah i remember i remember being very funny but i was also an altered

00:02:16.000 uh and i don't dare to go back and watch by the way when is the when is the john fetterman vote

00:02:20.160 when is that vote is it was it today probably right tuesday or next tuesday's election day

00:02:24.800 oh okay so what what was today with the voting thing with biden because is it just early voting

00:02:29.760 started yeah it must be early voting because those faggot democrats are all about that shit

00:02:34.040 dude i fucking it is it is the fucking worst and you get on any social media platform and they're like

00:02:39.440 have you fucking voted do you need to register to vote like fuck off i don't care i know it's all

00:02:44.540 over twitter telling me to vote yeah by the way i will be voting for desantis since hector fucking

00:02:50.920 i love it oh gives me this vibe of this yankee that's trying to like you know yuck it up with

00:02:57.120 the real like country motherfuckers yeah fuck no faggot democrat that's right you could just throw in

00:03:05.520 demon craps next time toad okay and we'll like you a little bit more that's right i'm one of those

00:03:10.220 massachusetts maga boomers that's who i am i for real was considering voting for hector because

00:03:15.560 like i feel i feel like desantis is going to run away with it anyways but then yeah out of context

00:03:20.800 you know put he oh god it's just such a low thing to do i just oh hector yeah i missed that i wasn't

00:03:28.560 paying attention uh yeah no fucking he lied about dave smith is what happened well i mean yeah he fucking

00:03:34.980 was what did he i i remember this tweet he said some lines of like uh and i usually hate this type

00:03:40.700 of gay so-and-so tweet this so-and-so no yeah but hector is literally trying to run for governor so

00:03:45.520 it's like i feel like it's fitting to be like fuck this guy he tweeted out that dave smith he said dave

00:03:52.840 smith called uh mark victor a pedo and he posted clips of part of the problem as his evidence and

00:03:58.840 there were clips of dave smith saying he's not a pedo i didn't even like cut up the episode so it

00:04:04.200 wasn't even like the whole episode it was like it was out of context it was just like half a dozen

00:04:08.280 times robbie joked about it and dave was like making legitimate points as to like hey don't don't talk

00:04:14.520 about agent consent in this context it doesn't make us look good and and hector's like in the most

00:04:19.900 egregious way possible a dozen times he called him a pedophile it's like that didn't happen that's

00:04:25.320 literally that's what i replied with was that didn't happen and he tried to do like the reasonable

00:04:29.560 minds can disagree but no no they can't like this is just straight up like i i i cannot believe anyone

00:04:37.400 would actually watch that i wish and uh and assume that that was what he was saying i wish dave smith

00:04:43.540 was based enough to actually call someone like mark victor a pedo all right because i'm tired of

00:04:49.220 this whole fucking debate with blake master just call everybody a pedo and just fucking leave it as

00:04:54.120 that i'm trying to make this like eloquent argument like he fucks no i was like all right

00:04:58.100 how about just don't vote okay how about this that should be the lp's like entire base like

00:05:06.020 stop voting just nobody vote 99 of all political candidates are pedophiles so like if you call

00:05:13.260 a political candidate a pedophile like i mean it's like yeah it's i mean it's like throwing like uh a

00:05:19.180 dart at like a fucking wall like you're gonna hit one of them is gonna be a fucking pedo

00:05:23.860 clear these are all jokes and i don't think mark victor is a pedo and i and i do want to say i

00:05:29.020 actually think a lot of this like pedo stuff was a little bit overblown especially when you see him

00:05:32.320 talking but i think it was stupid but it was really not that big of a deal like i think i think i think

00:05:36.780 if you win an election you're probably a pedophile there is credit to uh or there's credibility to

00:05:42.660 the uh pizzagate shit i think you either have to kid a led an ex-president fucking the ass it's one of the two

00:05:48.280 yeah well and we we just see the way joe biden behaves by bill clinton well i just can't wait for

00:05:54.520 like the uh atlantic article article to come out and be like we should give amnesty for the pedo

00:05:58.840 uh i think they already did that do you think the world would be more more upset by that

00:06:05.760 than the uh amnesty for the lockdowners i don't know would we be more upset or no no no like like

00:06:14.040 would the reaction like i'm not even sure the reaction would be as vicious as it was over the

00:06:19.740 lockdowns if they were like it's oh true for pedophiles yeah seriously amnesty for epstein

00:06:26.320 article right right i mean like it well by the way i when once i saw you like saw that and then i saw

00:06:34.440 you're going live clint i literally i said a message i was like clint's about to fucking like go down on

00:06:39.480 this shit it is that it was like the best ratio ever though seeing that woman just get absolutely

00:06:44.940 ratio to hell she had like 25 000 comments that was days ago it's probably 30 now i mean incredible

00:06:51.840 absolutely incredible it i'm not even kidding like i said the next day it it made me more hopeful than

00:06:56.520 i felt in a long time it really did like the fact that people were that that upset it was just a

00:07:01.320 beautiful oh yeah it's crazy it's like what's funny is like it's like everybody from the beginning

00:07:07.460 was like oh no the lockdowns were bad like besides the you know the corpo journalists and it seems

00:07:12.580 like everybody else is like pretending also though that they weren't for yeah you know they said it's

00:07:18.920 like there's i mean like because there wasn't 25 000 comments during when code was happening

00:07:24.320 so either the people came out of like nowhere or they weren't on twitter before or some people are

00:07:31.440 fucking liars like no no i i bet 80 of these people fucking supported lockdowns early on

00:07:37.300 and that's okay you know like as long as you are absolutely furious with all the people that

00:07:42.260 lied you into being a fucking retard then that's great like i'll i'll welcome you back into the fold

00:07:46.300 but the the politicians that that directed it no no forgiveness my favorite uh line from that and

00:07:52.660 i'm roughly paraphrasing is clint said something along the lines it's beautiful i will put uh that

00:07:57.200 i will hunt you down and murder your children in front of you slowly all you have to do is say sorry

00:08:02.660 one of the hilarious things about that though is they simultaneously they're saying that we were

00:08:10.940 in the dark and at the same time that they're claiming that trump was pushing the opposite

00:08:16.720 narrative and he was the president at the time so how could both of those things be true at the

00:08:21.140 toad you look sick are you okay something weird about you it's because it's because i shaved i look

00:08:30.760 terrible but how did you shave like only like half of it like and i don't mean like half of your face

00:08:37.600 like you literally just went down halfway on your beard did you shave with with like clippers with a

00:08:42.340 one on it yeah did you say the same way i shaved my pubes with the fucking uh like yeah you just

00:08:49.320 went through yeah not only did i do that even though i have about 20 different razors for every

00:08:53.880 specific job i actually use my uh pube razor from for my face you just had that because you had you

00:09:02.100 did the halloween thing and you had the the what the jackson whatever the fuck his name is the cat

00:09:06.480 dudes jackson yeah did you were you just like i can't deal with this i just need to scrap it and let it

00:09:12.180 grow back yeah i get it that pussy that you were nowhere near getting is like now just like five

00:09:17.900 more feet away from your your dying black how many people though like actually went to out of this

00:09:27.020 because just us went to a halloween party i did not i didn't okay so only okay so halloween parties are

00:09:35.220 fucking gay all right so i'm just gonna put that out there like this i would have gone to one i just

00:09:40.900 don't know anyone here thank you oh for yes i will say when i was for the small period of time as a

00:09:46.300 single guy it was pretty dope partying up on halloween okay for a single guy but if you're like old if

00:09:51.080 you're older married you don't fucking have a halloween no zero interest dude when i when i had my

00:09:57.080 house on the water in carlsbad i would have like at least 50 to 100 people every halloween and it was

00:10:03.280 the fucking best time of my life halloween parties oh dude all through my 30s and like everyone's

00:10:09.780 doing drugs i don't do drugs but everyone's doing drugs it was drugs all the chicks are wearing

00:10:14.040 horror shit they're all fucking you know yeah being like pretending he's michael jordan like the way

00:10:20.340 jordan's just like uh everybody was just doing below but not me i was just you know i just smoke

00:10:23.980 cigars that's for real that's for real it was all his rings so you think it's gay though that i went to

00:10:30.080 halloween parties dress dress literally as the pussy whisperer that's even way more gay

00:10:37.560 well it didn't help that you also probably actually did take advice from him as a pickup artist because

00:10:46.300 that was something that you had mentioned before i don't even know who this fucking guy is you said

00:10:49.800 pussy yeah i still don't know who you're talking about he's like a like a cat behavior specialist or

00:10:55.660 some shit oh is he just um oh who's the dog big dog the guy that had the

00:10:59.760 but is he just that but for like cats he's that for cats and not suicidal but cats aren't even like

00:11:09.060 what cats have behavior problems like

00:11:11.820 you have not had many cats have you no but it's like but it's like it's the different than a dog

00:11:19.140 behavior problem dogs fucking like will bite you and fucking like bark and shit catch what did they

00:11:24.980 piss somewhere dude no i don't know i've had a lot of cats in my life and i've had like a couple

00:11:30.800 that are insane like i had one that would just randomly and he by the way to be clear i am people

00:11:35.560 know i'm a cat beard these are not my cats like these cats these are previous just generic fucking

00:11:40.460 jose is not gonna sell you a bad yeah i'm gonna sell you a quality friendly cat

00:11:45.140 my problem with cats is you can't really assert dominance because then they get all traumatized

00:11:49.640 because i had this cat when i was uh actually in high school and and at my mom's house and this cat

00:11:56.020 was like playing with me and uh i think i told this story before but anyways it's really sad

00:11:59.840 so there's these you know uh bar stools how they have like slats the the vertical lines

00:12:05.260 yeah basically like that and it's playing with me and it puts its little paws through and we're like

00:12:11.280 just having fun and it slipped down and it was like a tapered slat so it fucking it caught its

00:12:16.180 neck and then it just its hair its hair just poofed up and it just went

00:12:19.900 and and that cat was horrified of me for the rest of its days 20 years my mom had that cat and it

00:12:28.320 thought that i had done it to it even though it had done it to itself awful dude one of my daughters

00:12:33.960 is really little we got a little just generic cat we got from the pound or something little kitten

00:12:38.080 i don't know where we got him i'm probably a box i rode some bullshit just a generic little kitten

00:12:42.480 cute kitten thing like grew up and just cats are like they have the behavior they have like they're

00:12:47.020 not as moldable as like a dog or something like it's kind of like you get the personality you get

00:12:51.200 i'm sure like jackson faggot whatever you know finds way to mess with that but this motherfucker

00:12:58.040 would just straight up like it would be friendly as hell cute as shit and it's just on a dime attack

00:13:02.340 the fuck out of you for no fucking reason and i had a little baby at the time i can't tell you how

00:13:06.160 many times it was like almost and we had to get rid of it because i'm like i'm not having around

00:13:09.840 this my kid there were so many times i like was just like choking the life out of it just like

00:13:13.720 i'm just gonna murder this little kitten just because it's like and you kind of feel bad but

00:13:17.580 also pardon me like the man the man in me they're like you just attacked my fucking kid

00:13:21.620 fuck you how'd you get like enjoying the gurgling uh i just told you how um

00:13:26.640 no i think we pass it off on craigslist like yeah it's super sweet i knew a guy in high school

00:13:37.640 i knew a guy in high school that he hated cats and he would so terrible he would take cats that

00:13:44.440 he would find just any straight alley cats or whatever and he would bury them up to their head

00:13:48.440 and then run him over with a lawnmower and then i swear to god dude that dude's definitely a serial

00:13:54.040 killer okay we did we we played him in basketball and he was like the most insane person like he was

00:14:01.960 the guy that like he would get technical fouls and then like try to fight the fucking ref and then

00:14:06.860 like the gym this guy is actually run our test yes but yeah i just remember that and then like it

00:14:18.020 didn't hit me like when i was like in high school i was like oh it's pretty funny like this guy's

00:14:22.100 fucking just really hates cats and i was always a dog guy so i was like yeah fuck cats and as i got

00:14:26.140 older i was like wait that's really fucked up like these are like i'm not a big cat guy but that

00:14:32.580 that is like face the wall worthy that's awful i have a documentary about this yeah yeah don't

00:14:38.640 fuck with cats don't fuck with cats yeah i saw it yeah dude i remember the one of the worst videos

00:14:43.540 i've ever seen it was actually a dog have you seen it's i i remember showing elizabeth

00:14:47.900 we were like driving to work one day or something like that and i showed it to her and she like

00:14:51.760 she was like never show me that again but it was a what police department was it no it was like it

00:14:56.960 was like candy or something and a guy pours gasoline on a dog it's like a little flippy dog and then

00:15:02.260 he lights it on fire no no yeah dude i was like and oh my god i i can it's it like he's burned into

00:15:09.780 my memory uh ironically well do we talk about animal cruelty a lot on the show jesus clip fucks wolves and

00:15:17.380 we're talking about uh the don't fuck with cats guy don't you ever forget it wolf community

00:15:21.800 the don't fuck with cats all your furries he like dude he like vacuum sealed kittens and shit and

00:15:30.080 then he was like stabbing kittens and he like murdered people the one thing that was based about

00:15:34.180 him though is he like cut off people's hands and feet and mailed them to justin trudeau so that's

00:15:38.700 pretty based that's actually pretty cool yeah that almost that almost absolves him from like

00:15:44.320 can we can we talk a little bit about how how badass uh the uh alleged kidnapper of the pelosi's is

00:15:52.620 i mean yeah are we are we just gonna we're just gonna ignore how fucking base that dude is

00:15:57.240 attack a fucking pelosi's husband with a fucking hammer that is some like you know but did you hear

00:16:04.500 did you hear what he wanted his butthole probably no his demands his i mean this is all the the left

00:16:11.400 wing media's alleged claims so i have no idea if it's true but they're claiming that he wanted her

00:16:16.660 to admit they don't ever say what but he had she had to admit to her evil behavior and he was certain

00:16:25.020 that she wouldn't and the reason he brought the hammer was to break her kneecaps if she didn't

00:16:28.740 and because he wanted her to go into the the house with you know in a wheelchair so that everyone

00:16:35.520 would know that there was consequences for lying to the american people i was like i don't know how

00:16:39.560 this guy sounds kind of cool i don't think breaking uh pelosi's knees given the right reason

00:16:47.940 is an nap violation wait didn't you interview this guy was it was he badass because he like broke

00:16:57.900 into places or is he badass because his little ass is just that bad and just because he's a fucking

00:17:02.500 gay hooker and like well this is the thing either way his ass is just getting railed because i i i am

00:17:08.540 fully invested into this guy was there to fuck uh paul pelosi paul pelosi yeah so what's hilarious

00:17:16.160 though and the other thing is they don't want to mention that there was another guy at the house

00:17:21.180 yeah so and like it comes up because the police say when they open the door someone opened an unknown

00:17:28.040 person and then they saw this is what's this was what's really cool about this guy is like there's a

00:17:33.920 a bipartisan uh hero arc to him because he is both for the right wing he's like obviously appealing

00:17:42.060 because there's a bisexual hero arc as well let him say it let him say it you just you stepped on

00:17:47.060 the left wing appeal you son of a bitch all right let's move on uh go ahead and tell us more about

00:17:51.320 the what actually what the newest narratives are yeah well what is hilarious though is that the if

00:17:57.620 you were to just can't get past this your fucking beard tote blame blame my dad for having a fucking

00:18:07.100 overbite and i like basically corrected mine but i still look like a fucking i don't know fat lip

00:18:12.240 faggot or something i have no idea um you look like you look like someone who's fat lip faggot

00:18:16.680 you look like someone who's dying of cancer but at a buffet line

00:18:20.780 my last meal has diabetes but the cancer is going to get them first

00:18:29.280 that's right yeah it's a race to the finish guys

00:18:35.540 he's like will i have to get my leg amputated or what the fucking uh what's the heart disease

00:18:41.940 or the heart disease yeah the heart disease like i was gonna say the the chemo i forgot what

00:18:45.600 chemo dude i fucking hope it's heart disease man your heart just stops like that's the way you

00:18:50.400 want to go um isn't it super painful though right before it's just for a couple seconds yeah

00:18:55.500 it's not like getting beaten over the head with the bullpen hammer that sucks so um

00:19:02.440 what i was going to say though is what's hilarious though is that if you are to believe the left-wing

00:19:07.380 narrative this guy's way more base than what he actually is oh yeah so he's not actually this crazy

00:19:15.060 uh q anon right-wing dude who was there for political reasons as far as i can tell because

00:19:20.280 he you would have to believe so this guy first of all if you look at it

00:19:24.620 toad i just want to say this if you believe the left-wing narrative this guy is literally just

00:19:29.140 gays and born okay like that's it like he like broke into this house

00:19:33.200 no gays and born he's fucking gay toad

00:19:36.600 i know i get it uh

00:19:39.180 if you if you're looking his autism didn't allow him to understand that

00:19:45.180 he's like no i get it

00:19:47.000 if you're looking at this guy's past though he is like i'm pretty sure that he is

00:19:52.860 that's like you just showed toad a mirror of himself and he didn't understand

00:19:56.960 barking at it

00:20:01.660 i'm sorry go ahead toad we gotta uh so i mean he lives in san francisco right so you know that he is a

00:20:08.640 gay hooker he is a nudist hippie there are like pictures of him at like hippie communes at nudist

00:20:16.240 weddings all this other shit and he's like known as being a leftist so you would have to believe that

00:20:22.080 he classic right winger cover to do that he did he did a total 180 you know just out of the blue

00:20:29.340 also you would have to believe that he he somehow broke into uh the pelosi's neighborhood they live in

00:20:35.920 like a gated community with like high security and they have security cameras which by the way

00:20:40.340 just happened to not be functioning no no no no no no no they were functioning

00:20:44.620 the people weren't watching them is what oh okay right because they don't black security guards

00:20:49.620 any recording mechanism set up for the fucking security well you see uh well you see the black

00:20:54.740 people uh they're just talking the whole time while they're supposed to be watching the uh

00:20:58.640 the camera footage oh no he didn't he's gonna go in there with that hammer

00:21:02.980 now watch this gay shit bullshit now one of the other things one of the other things i keep it

00:21:10.180 down moon cricket one of the other things that i've heard like i don't know if it's true but the one

00:21:15.620 of the other things that i've heard is that the hammer was actually paul pelosi's so he didn't even

00:21:19.920 bring a hammer they found him in his underwear as cole mentioned according to the police report

00:21:26.260 some unknown individual opened the door for police so there was a third person there paul pelosi

00:21:32.340 made the 911 call from the bathroom which referred to him as a friend mind you yeah said that he was

00:21:38.020 like a long time friend he was speaking cryptically yeah and then the two pizzas here with me

00:21:46.420 let me get succulent hot dogs let me steal let me steal man the left's argument here because

00:21:54.600 there is there is the potential that this dude's a lunatic and and he's obviously converted recently to

00:22:00.860 the right wing because he wasn't the right winger forever the night before actually let me i'm

00:22:05.420 steel manning this entire thing he breaks in he threatens pelosi he says where's your fucking

00:22:09.740 bitch slut milky uh putting fucking bunch of bowling balls into putting bath titty wife at and him he

00:22:17.600 goes he goes hold up let me call her for you i'm sure she's just right around the corner and he

00:22:21.780 calls calls 911 the dude's standing right there he goes yay our friend paul's here uh send someone

00:22:27.640 right over as soon as possible he hangs up and then the cops arrive that's like that's like literally

00:22:32.020 what they're arguing am i wrong that actually does kind of make sense that's about right that's making

00:22:38.340 me upset that's making me mad you showed up and used her titties a nunchuck to knock the hammer out

00:22:43.020 the titty shocks yeah um nancy who's the other guy then we don't know i believe that's the weirdest

00:22:50.520 part is like they don't because i think there was a um i think it was either new york times article or

00:22:55.480 something like that where they mentioned they were like uh the right wing is putting out this

00:22:59.900 conspiracy that uh someone else was there with both of them and they're like that is totally false and

00:23:05.480 then literally later in the article reporting and then later in the article they say uh someone else

00:23:11.080 besides uh paul and david opened the door for it was like and they were like really was this what

00:23:17.180 we're gonna do now it's like oh well and then also so what's the uh explanation for the broken glass

00:23:22.640 that's what i also heard was that there was uh someone broke a window and it looks like the glass

00:23:28.020 is broken outward by the way it could be broken outwardly for sure like that was their that's just

00:23:32.740 their love for keynesianism it's the broken they're just going in there and breaking that in there

00:23:37.640 that's right this entire thing is a broken window it's the it's the yeah it's the yeah exactly i don't

00:23:43.240 even know god damn it i'm just gonna say broken window query and i'm like but it's a fallacy not

00:23:49.740 stimulating consumption and stimulating consumption and this is a good point too uh benzo barbie is

00:23:56.340 saying that uh paul pelosi mentioned him by name too so if he was a random intruder would he be like

00:24:01.520 oh yeah this is my friend dave i would i do think the intruder was dumb enough if he is insane too

00:24:07.260 i mean yeah if he's a lunatic i am dave and i want to see nancy pelosi's big fat tits i have

00:24:11.860 come to write some wrongs my name is pat dave and i'm here to fuck shit up oh yeah listen what

00:24:18.320 but you guys are forgetting that these people are like extreme savvy criminals i'm talking about the

00:24:24.480 pelosi's so if he came into his house i wouldn't be surprised if he charmed his pants off and literally

00:24:30.120 charmed his pants off got his name said you want to check out my hammer no this hammer you know so

00:24:36.700 yeah it's possible he got his name yeah nancy pelosi i believe was in dc at the time i'm not

00:24:42.240 100 sure about that the other thing that i wanted to mention about this which is one of the best parts

00:24:46.280 of the story is that it looks like the left like somebody in the establishment i don't know who

00:24:51.860 exactly created fake websites that supposedly belong to this guy to try to prove that he was like this

00:24:58.760 q anon the day of the attack is is the first time that they're recorded in the wayback machine

00:25:04.360 yeah they created the websites the day of and then they were down the day after that and on the

00:25:09.640 websites they had a bunch of posts on them that were all backdated so like yeah the posts had dates

00:25:16.080 on them that were earlier than the website creation the weird thing is this has never happened before

00:25:22.480 there's never been these weird manifestos that show up at events you know significance you know

00:25:26.980 it doesn't happen it's this is a one in a lifetime thing i'm struggling to see the significance of

00:25:32.480 this because yeah they pulled out the stops for other things that were bigger but like what's going

00:25:36.960 who cares if this guy's taking up the ass he's a drunk no it's just political violence man they

00:25:41.300 want to be able to crack down on on uh right-wing extremism but how fucking dumb do you have to be

00:25:46.780 to fail this spectacularly literally no i don't think anyone believes this i don't think

00:25:51.460 government under don't underestimate yeah don't underestimate like a government paycheck

00:25:54.960 yeah of being like of putting in the least amount of work for at like the minimum salary i think it's

00:26:01.040 a classic october surprise but it just was done really poorly like that that's my honest assessment

00:26:05.760 i i can't come to any other like and i don't even have a hard conclusion in that in that regard but

00:26:10.660 like that's the most probable thing to me it's also building a narrative thing because like now you

00:26:15.900 get to use this later and you know we've known with covid and all sorts of shit the way it works is

00:26:21.260 you get one lie and then we'll debunk it another lie gets debunked another lie gets debunked so on

00:26:26.140 so on so on so on but then what ends up happening is in later you know months later when you're talking

00:26:31.300 about something you know related to it you'll be like well this thing that thing this thing that

00:26:35.720 thing this thing and then now you're stuck in this thing this point of being like well that's a lie

00:26:39.840 that's a lie i don't remember that one so well and you like it you're on this back back foot where

00:26:45.080 you're getting all this shit thrown at you right so yeah and this is also true by the way the site

00:26:49.580 at least one of the sites all the articles on it were behind a paywall which basically means that

00:26:54.580 they probably like the articles probably weren't even actually even there and one one of the sites

00:26:59.400 uh it's like if you were on the left and you wanted to create a fake like right-wing conspiracy

00:27:05.580 website you would name it this one of the websites was called like friendlyfriends.com

00:27:10.420 that's my that's my website i'm so glad i'm so glad i'm on this show because i have been talking

00:27:16.540 shit on this whole thing for about three days four days now and i have no i have zero details about it

00:27:22.940 oh yeah now i'm getting all my information from toad while i'm interrupting him so take my word it is

00:27:30.200 great though because like everybody understands this is like there is a 99.999 percent chance this is a

00:27:38.440 complete setup and like like and it's either a setup in the terms of they they set it up for

00:27:45.700 some political like thing like clint said or the other like 0.1 percent of the time could be that

00:27:52.940 actually paul pelosi is a faggot and he's just having this guy over and they got caught or they

00:27:56.860 had gotten some sort of tryst they got upset about and i don't think there's any chance i think it's

00:28:02.220 both this is just a random act of violence i think it was just the thing that happened to happen and

00:28:07.700 then they were like well let's spin it we can make this happen you know like but that doesn't

00:28:12.320 explain the uh the website being created before he actually went there that's what i'm like because

00:28:18.600 they they so paul pelosi is on the democratic party shit list after his dui because he kind of

00:28:25.420 was like drawing attention to to the family and they kind of want to keep them and all the and all

00:28:29.840 the fucking weird like um all the insider trading trading trading shit too that's yeah because like

00:28:36.880 it was like the dui brought notice to that he was getting millions of dollars from his uh making

00:28:43.240 money off his wife knowing yeah have you seen their ice cream freezer it's fucking stacked the most

00:28:48.680 expensive ice creams exactly yeah they probably said listen baggot we know what you're doing and

00:28:54.300 you could either come out as as a homosexual and we could destroy your wife's career

00:28:58.460 which probably i don't even know if that that might actually fly today for some reason that

00:29:01.860 would actually help or i don't think i don't think like you're still i think it would hurt i

00:29:06.940 would it would hurt them yeah old heads the ones that have like you know have so much shit in the

00:29:12.600 closet like yeah if you're like jumping in the scene now as a new politician yeah i suck dick i love

00:29:16.960 getting fucked piss orgies are great you know you can no one will give a fuck but like if you're like

00:29:21.420 these old people like a chuck schumer or something or like a lindsey graham like you would think lindsey

00:29:26.440 graham could just be like you know what okay yeah because lindsey graham is fucking gay like

00:29:30.920 it's not a question but like it's not gonna happen because it's just like they're i know

00:29:39.100 i disagree i think that's the that's right wing versus left wing the reason that lindsey graham

00:29:43.900 can't come out is because it would be politically damaging to him for the left i feel like if paul

00:29:47.820 pelosi came out and was like yeah i was getting fucking raw dog by this homeless dude and he pulled

00:29:54.440 out a hammer and just beat the life out of me it'd be like well then we i disagree though i think i

00:29:59.180 think the right wing would eat up a gay politician literally they love that because they'd be like oh

00:30:04.820 look look at us we're fitting in now look at our he's gay too no but ruben i mean i like dave ruben

00:30:10.880 but like let's be real a lot of that is because of that like well i also here's the other thing

00:30:16.340 the idea of anyone eating up lindsey graham is vomit inducing i was listening to dave ruben the other

00:30:21.620 day and i was like this motherfucker is not impressive at all i was like how did he get

00:30:25.780 here and then i remembered he was gay and also on the leftist put on the line tim pool uh fucking

00:30:32.740 this guy yeah steven crowder just unimpressive people we already covered this last week

00:30:38.180 can be good in his own like boomerish conservative way so i sent you the thing of his most recent uh

00:30:45.660 change my mind is about if women should be serving in the military like it's like he doesn't get it like

00:30:51.100 he's i mean no i know he doesn't but like in his lane like he's pretty impressive in certain ways

00:30:57.180 my only my only argument against that uh populist coming out of his gate because even though it's

00:31:03.960 still retarded and people can't like there's still something to people believing that politicians

00:31:10.040 have to tell the truth and that these people live their lives of telling the truth and if that comes

00:31:14.700 out then that means the entire that entire whole their whole thing was a sham like their whole marriage

00:31:19.420 then how can we trust somebody that they don't even exactly you know that's kind of what i was

00:31:23.160 getting at and we're past i don't know if that's as big anymore because it's still people have this

00:31:29.560 cognitive dissonance that they still can like be like well that's still okay because he's gay and

00:31:34.120 that was the whole point like but i think that's a very small minority i think the large majority of

00:31:38.080 people look at that and just see oh liars even though we know that all these politicians are just liars

00:31:43.280 and i also think not the democrat base they don't fucking ever yeah i don't think their

00:31:47.020 politicians go oh liars they're lying to them about everything they care at least for something

00:31:52.100 like that that to them is trivial and they're also this weird point that if they like they they're

00:31:56.940 already past that point of like they could come out and be like oh it was all a lie and it's because

00:32:01.580 of these oppressive bullshit blah blah blah like it'd be so unconvincing now because you're like

00:32:05.660 dude it's been well over a decade you could have come out you still chose to live this

00:32:09.820 they just put in a they just put in a brain damaged president and they're about to put in

00:32:14.560 a brain damaged senator and you guys are telling me which which i fully endorsed being gay would be

00:32:19.340 the end of their career no i don't i don't think it'd be the end of their career i don't i think they

00:32:24.220 think it would be damaging and i actually think it may actually be a little bit damaging as well

00:32:28.660 but these points literally democratic base the democratic base is black people and spanish people and

00:32:33.660 they don't like this gay shit so as much as they can pull it i disagree their base their base is

00:32:38.380 white college educated women it is absolutely yeah definitely has it moved that far so black

00:32:44.080 people are gone black people don't make up no no it's still i mean it's like 70 of black people

00:32:49.000 are still voting hard there's only 13 of the population is black and a significant majority

00:32:54.200 of those can't vote the funny thing if we only took away if we took away the right for women to vote

00:33:02.660 like literally no black people will be voting just like a handful that are on our side oh yeah it would just

00:33:08.040 be like college educated black people and they mostly vote like republicans it'd be like that

00:33:12.280 one guy from the fifth column voting that's it yeah and nba players i mean that's that's about it like

00:33:19.880 they're not voting dude then actually if they are it's just because they want rovers wade to come

00:33:25.020 back because they need all the abortion or or or lebron got his hand held by a rabbi all the way to

00:33:30.540 the voting center that's right damn oh damn didn't wasn't it last episode we played the lebron

00:33:38.740 jews yeah i remember being tripping and be like holy shit like it was so goddamn funny it's happening

00:33:43.780 it was i actually i went to chick-fil-a tonight um and i heard the chick-fil-a employees oh yeah

00:33:51.380 it was a black woman and a mexican dude talking about kanye and the mexican guy was like oh what

00:33:57.480 happened with like they were talking about kanye and he was like oh what happened and the black

00:34:01.500 girl was like oh he said some bad stuff and he was like what did he even say she was like i can't

00:34:06.420 even say i'm like he didn't say anything like it was telling the truth boo boo i thought it was a bit

00:34:14.100 like kanye did nothing wrong i prefaced it by saying i was sleepy so like but tomorrow can i get a pass i mean

00:34:23.280 that and then also all the stuff with kyrie irving is actually really funny too because that one is

00:34:30.100 like legitimate like them coming out to him for anti-semitism after he just promoted a book that

00:34:35.580 said that the jews owned the slave ships and like i dug in there it's just like that's anti-semitic

00:34:41.560 it was like well it's true it's like we don't care i don't even know is it true that yeah i believe

00:34:49.500 it's 100 true that the that's one of those that's one of those things where i don't i don't even want

00:34:54.620 to know the truth i just like someone said and i'm like yep that makes sense to me

00:35:01.780 that's some chad fact checking right there it's like yeah that feels good to me

00:35:06.300 my bias

00:35:10.320 to work off you can just go you know what that fits my theory all right we're moving on like i don't

00:35:15.640 i mean it's hard to it's hard to fathom that some of them weren't owned by jewish families

00:35:20.160 yeah that's that's the thing it's like okay i mean if you want to say zero slave ships were owned

00:35:25.540 were owned by jewish people like i don't believe that like you can't i wouldn't say all either but

00:35:30.800 no they definitely weren't built by jewish people there's no chance they were built by the slaves

00:35:34.680 if they weren't financed by some jewish people i'd be very surprised

00:35:38.400 and i think the only things i saw was that documentary mentioned uh they they have a

00:35:45.380 quote in there by hitler which like people were really upset about and then that i think he

00:35:50.580 actually has some good quotes that are actually like kind of wholesome it's like you look at some

00:35:54.080 some of those quotes i told you guys before i tried to get a friend to use in a speech i think this

00:35:58.260 quote and i think they i think you should use them in a game this was the problem i think it was a

00:36:02.080 hitler quote that said that the jews worship satan i think that was the whole point that they like

00:36:08.240 and that was in the documentary and so people are like well it's anti-semitic because

00:36:11.940 my bias keep going yeah it's just it's so weird to me that like this is this is now where we're at

00:36:19.640 like they're gonna they're gonna like you can basically blast anybody for anything except for

00:36:24.320 jewish people that's really where we're at yes it is insane and like at like the day after all these

00:36:30.240 like literally like college age kids are sitting courtside like they have like 10 seats

00:36:37.660 yeah in a row which is by the way at a brooklyn nets game which is probably

00:36:42.600 tens of thousands of dollars they paid in shekels

00:36:46.840 and it said uh fight anti they all had shirts on that said fight anti-semitism

00:36:52.220 and it's like you could buy those shirts at toplobs.com

00:36:56.520 nothing says oppression like you know taking out the entire first

00:37:01.640 courtside i'm telling you it is literally like it's like 10 seats courtside which are usually

00:37:07.180 relegated to super rich people or celebrities like i'm dead yeah i'm dead serious if i have

00:37:13.180 shirts that say fight anti-semit but i actually mean like literally go and fight them just fight

00:37:17.760 them you see them just start throwing down it's like it's like the um i hate um how was it

00:37:25.260 oh my god do fight semitism

00:37:27.360 like squared up kind of

00:37:33.020 didn't the nets also like did they like fire steve nash or something like they did fire steve

00:37:38.720 yeah he's like completely that doesn't kanye like in a fucking box kanye versus dave smith

00:37:44.380 fight

00:37:44.720 i can see the shirt right now fight semitism like it's like a charity event

00:37:49.580 i don't i don't know what i don't know what a brooklyn nets game costs but i know courtside

00:37:55.220 seats at a lakers game even regular season is probably twenty five hundred three thousand a

00:37:58.940 seat at least so we're talking we're talking twenty five to thirty grand just to make your political

00:38:03.920 point and about how about how oppressed you are when your father owns the banks it doesn't matter

00:38:10.280 bro yeah well then why does any of this matter if your fucking family owns the banks why are you

00:38:15.740 sweating fucking what kanye has to say it's just bizarre bizarre behavior clint you know kanye moves

00:38:20.480 culture right it's it's all a circle man you have the jews are buying up all the courtside seats at

00:38:25.880 the nets game like again like i said last week um all the anywhere you go and you any read like i

00:38:32.480 saw it all over instagram and stuff like that on the kanye stuff and the um kairi stuff go to the

00:38:39.000 comments every like every black person in the comments which is a lot on the sports centers post

00:38:44.120 um it's like yeah pro kanye pro kairi and literally like fuck the jews

00:38:50.760 it's so insane like it's like see these are these are red pilled black people that's what they are

00:38:58.740 and yeah and and the thing is like i love it but this one same thing with alex jones it's like you

00:39:03.720 can take a little bit too many no the latest one and go a little too far oh but i like this one

00:39:09.180 don't count us out of the shipbuilding business the most famous jew of all time was a carpenter

00:39:13.980 that's true that's assuming over that's assuming that that those are the same type of jews which

00:39:22.040 is a whole nother thing but yeah so serious question how do we get kanye to talk with

00:39:25.800 why would you want kanye to talk with dave that would be so fucking boring dave like because on

00:39:31.540 this jewish stuff dave would be like real jewy about this stuff i don't think he'll get nowhere

00:39:35.800 kanye should talk with us that would be great i've had so many people like dm and message me and

00:39:41.860 saying when are you gonna get kanye on he's like doing a tour i'm like do you think i know how to

00:39:45.980 get kanye on my show like do you think if i knew how to do that he wouldn't be my co-host i would

00:39:51.640 have kanye on every fucking day i would let him move into my house i don't give a fuck i love kanye

00:39:56.520 it's funny how people think the game works yeah it's so strange power yeah i'll just call him up

00:40:01.680 i don't think people understand power levels in no because like kanye is on i mean we're not even

00:40:07.700 playing the same game as him like he is like i don't understand the power levels how did how did

00:40:13.120 lex friedman get kanye on because lex friedman is to me like mid-tier at best i guess he's getting

00:40:19.960 views but i don't know why his shit is so boring because people people want to hear like they think

00:40:26.340 people watch what other people are watching that's how it works yeah i want to say i think i think

00:40:31.340 people three letters can probably you know solve that problem yeah you can fill in actually multiple

00:40:37.520 three letters work in this situation people think he's insightful and so like they come into it as

00:40:43.560 always insightful so whatever he says they just take as like i am not a lex friedman hater i actually

00:40:48.060 think he is insightful on a number of things i thought that the pushback that he gave to kanye

00:40:52.380 was fucking pretty pretty whack but i still appreciated it i thought it was interesting i

00:40:57.700 really did dave's pushback to kanye was pretty weak too not gonna lie yeah you said that you said that

00:41:03.060 but i didn't i didn't see why can you i don't know it's like dave like has this beast inside him but

00:41:08.360 he's like you know i know because i've seen him in the old day back in the day when he would like

00:41:11.820 actually like have to talk about the jq and shit like dead serious here's now there is something

00:41:16.580 concerning about the over-representation of jews the thing the thing that i guess triggered me

00:41:21.800 was whenever um it was the whole point of like why are like all the ceos and bank owners jewish

00:41:29.660 and dave's dave's counterpoint was this is like the feminist argument of that um 90 percent of

00:41:37.720 fortune 500 ceos are men and he was like it's kind of like you goys like like women

00:41:44.440 and he's like physically strong you're just economically strong in my in my car i was

00:41:50.100 screaming dave who created feminism

00:41:53.800 just saying we know to me but to me i was thinking i was like and he was saying like what is this the

00:42:02.360 top you know this is maybe one percent of like men and but to me it was like but you're dealing with

00:42:09.500 a 50 50 kind of thing because it's 50 men 50 women it's very much easier to understand how

00:42:15.320 you can flip a coin maybe 500 like was it 450 times and get like 450 men versus 50 women whatever

00:42:24.820 that's way that's way more understandable statistically than i don't think one day dave isn't saying that

00:42:31.300 it's just a statistical anomaly he's saying he's saying there's a reason that men rise to the top and

00:42:35.900 there's a reason that jews rise to the top and i will make the argument on behalf of the jews is that

00:42:40.960 if you had half of your fucking population die which is allegedly what happened right

00:42:46.000 half of their population globally died

00:42:48.380 well because i'm talking to you fuckers otherwise i would have just said it

00:42:53.460 oh you just take that for fact so so half the half of them die you now have all of the survivors

00:43:00.120 are like holy shit that was a close one we better fucking get into positions of power so that we can

00:43:05.420 make sure that we don't get destroyed so i think it makes perfect sense like it's a rational

00:43:11.240 but that wasn't you know that was a vicious cycle

00:43:13.800 that was caused from trying to control the world we should control the world so they don't try to do

00:43:19.760 it oh my god they should genocide uh they should genocide the libertarians then that's what we want

00:43:24.460 50 million people 50 million chinese people died i don't even consider them people but they died

00:43:28.580 and they're not doing the same thing and they have a higher iq than the jews generally maybe not

00:43:33.020 verbally but so what's their deal i who knows what their verbal iq is i can't understand any of

00:43:38.180 these fuckers that wasn't his argument because his argument was talking about how like even though

00:43:44.060 it's like it was basically the men are in this position because i didn't really give a reason why

00:43:49.120 yeah men are better yeah but my thing was like okay that's 50 of the population versus 50 of the

00:43:54.780 population you can kind of get to where okay how this can happen but when 0.1 of the population

00:44:00.080 is now in 90 percent like that that now it starts getting really statistically impossible

00:44:05.500 why these just rent it's very simple though they're highly nepotistic his argument was weak

00:44:11.280 i'm not saying that he is in the wrong by the way i want to say i actually didn't disagree with

00:44:16.480 anything dave said it's just more that i remember old dave and what controversial waters he used to

00:44:21.680 wade in i'm like i know you could go deeper pal i know you can come on my thing wasn't like

00:44:28.220 hey dave you're wrong it was like hey your arguments can be a lot better if you just go

00:44:32.540 like hey i understand like george carlin figured this out years ago when he was like these people

00:44:37.120 all go to the same schools they all go to the same country clubs their kids go to the same schools

00:44:41.940 that's right they graduated from the same college they all are going to the same like usually if

00:44:46.340 they're jewish so culturally or religiously they'll go to the same fucking church at synagogue or whatever

00:44:51.320 it was like and at that point the common goal is kind of going to be happening regardless if they

00:44:56.940 even planned it it's just going to happen because it's like i'm going to it's rather than some other

00:45:04.120 fucking dude their culture is to lift up their community that's what they do and it's funny

00:45:09.520 because the black community constantly talks about how they want to have black-owned businesses and

00:45:14.200 black-owned towns and like they want to be the jews they want to do what they're what the jews do

00:45:18.600 and it's like they are technically they are the jews well no but that's not what i'm saying

00:45:23.520 that's also why they hate them yes but but the jews are an oligarchy whereas men rising to positions

00:45:29.880 of power is a meritocracy see i'm a big fan i'm a big fan of when people like lift themselves up when

00:45:35.340 you're doing shit for yourself that's great when you're tearing other people down to try to lift

00:45:39.420 yourself up i think that that's whack well that's why this cancellation shit is so counterproductive

00:45:43.460 because all it does is it reaffirms all the conspiracy theories that there's some sinister

00:45:48.000 shit going on what you ought to be doing is just saying right yeah we got some bad we got some bad

00:45:52.760 actors in our midst we agree with you kanye but you know what but you know what we live as a community

00:45:58.360 how you're talking about your own community living so let's let's have a conversation about that and

00:46:03.520 then we can work on purging the fucking conversation is to be had i mean you saw that anomaly clip

00:46:10.700 there's the the guy is the guy is there's no intentionally the guy's intentionally intentionally

00:46:15.840 trying to destroy the black community why with with drugs with rap with with this kind of

00:46:22.300 messaging i mean no he even says it in it he says i got fucking i got kids to feed he's he's not trying

00:46:27.740 to destroy the black family like yeah come on man you got millions and millions of dollars

00:46:32.980 that dude's a fucking scumbag and he's a greedy motherfucker that's that doesn't mean that all

00:46:37.480 jewish people are that he's a bad guy and you know like we're all being libertarians here and

00:46:42.040 anarchists we know like in a like a proper you know the free society these type of things wouldn't

00:46:47.880 rise to the top it's like a perversion of the combination these type of things yeah i don't

00:46:52.300 but i do want to say i think there is something to the fact especially where we're all like libertarian

00:46:57.440 anarchists here is the idea is that yes there's a certain demographic that seem to be uh better at

00:47:03.340 managing these uh economics government whatever and they get into these positions of power and we

00:47:09.620 see the people in the positions of power and see that as a problem and really what it should be is

00:47:14.420 it's the power like don't be wrong there's rightful power and there's like coercive power and it's a

00:47:18.660 coercive power that needs to be snuffed out and it just so happens to be a jew like and they're using

00:47:23.180 their power they're using their power in a coercive fashion which is why i oppose it like that's why i

00:47:28.000 don't like this cancellation of kanye and kairi and all these other people that are that are talking about it

00:47:31.720 because it's like it's kind of productive one and two like it's a fair conversation to have and i

00:47:38.020 honestly i don't think there's a conversation that i don't think is fair to have i love the fact that

00:47:42.580 anyone especially at the highest echelons of fucking wealth like kairi irving and kanye west are willing

00:47:47.020 to have this conversation it is awesome by the way kairi was also the one that was uh said fuck you the

00:47:52.380 vaccines too so like he's kairi is based beyond all that's why that's why kanye became or not kanye kairi

00:47:59.140 became like my favorite human being on the planet because he was willing to sacrifice i think it was

00:48:03.900 upwards of 30 or 40 million dollars that season fucking awesome and then and then kanye comes up

00:48:09.880 and he's like yeah well check this out all those 2 billion in 24 hours motherfucker that's how based i

00:48:14.880 am yeah clint you're the you're the fucking like uh economics finance guy like how much how many times

00:48:22.560 do like how many athletes have to come out or big things like before like it actually starts to hurt

00:48:26.960 the companies themselves giving up their like these influencers like there's esg man that's what

00:48:32.780 that's the thing is like but like i mean competing forces i think i see the thing is like i think you

00:48:37.520 can you can create influencers these days with your social media control like yeah because if if you

00:48:44.280 have access to the algos you can fucking upload like like same shit you're talking about with tim pool

00:48:49.120 or or uh homeboy whatever his name is like if you if you like if they just wanted me to be the

00:48:55.020 biggest podcast on earth youtube could make me that they could just be like hey snap of a finger

00:48:59.480 this motherfucker lands on the home page every time someone every time someone watches lex frieven

00:49:04.160 every time someone watches tim pool next up is the latest episode of liberty locked up they could

00:49:08.020 just create the next motherfucker like it's so easy now so but i don't think i don't think you'd ever

00:49:12.520 cancel too many people but i get but it's like to me it's like there's there's a difference between

00:49:17.940 just like social media influencer and then you like the echelon of kanye and kairi like kairi is like he was

00:49:23.300 one of the best players in the nba he like his whole thing still is and he's yeah yeah he's

00:49:28.460 fucking great clint you need to start fucking some youtube interns this is what this is

00:49:32.420 i don't think interns have access to the algos i need to fuck a like a super you work your way up

00:49:40.440 indian guy i mean in today's market the move is to find an up-and-coming alternative platform and

00:49:48.600 fuck some essential woman there you know no he needs to fuck the jews huge i'm down to fuck

00:49:53.840 everybody dude like let's go yeah it's just to me it's like start looking at the profiles of rumble

00:49:59.200 you know like see what chicks i got in there but to me it was like all the people giving up kanye is

00:50:03.060 like yes kanye lost two billion dollars but that also means that the company lost all that revenue

00:50:07.480 they were making up because his shit yeezy's fucking all his like but adidas said adidas said

00:50:12.760 nah bitch we're fucking keeping your designs and we're gonna keep selling them if we want to so like

00:50:16.640 they're not even necessarily sacrificing revenue they may be they're gonna do that

00:50:20.140 because they probably had a fucking lawyer that drew up that contract of a nationality that i'm not

00:50:25.460 going to mention no no they're they're a jewish lawyer he's a jewish lawyer he's a jewish lawyer

00:50:33.380 and then he brought some black lawyers to the to the meeting and then we're gonna clean up guys

00:50:41.500 don't worry i got this don't use nepotism when it comes to the lawyers that's right

00:50:45.760 but yeah that's it's like well okay that ruins my argument because i was thinking like well

00:50:51.700 they're probably gonna lose money because they can't use kanye's image or likeness or his

00:50:55.580 like his sell yeezys anymore but if they can then like i mean that's crazy it's crazy because so now

00:51:00.640 this goes back to the community so the black community is so disheveled that they will still

00:51:04.740 continue to buy this shit all right real quick i just had a really funny thought imagine being the

00:51:09.120 jew lawyer representing kanye oh i think he's you know i thought he had a he has a black lawyer his

00:51:15.960 lawyer is definitely black johnny cochran in terms of moving shoes i think if lebron were to be

00:51:24.900 canceled that would really fuck up nike like that's he's like one of those guys that like or jordan

00:51:29.900 lebron's a bitch like no i know i'm not saying he's gonna do it i'm just saying like i'm trying to

00:51:36.420 think of a guy that could do that and and lebron is a guy he's not fucking owned like he has he is

00:51:42.600 oh he is a billionaire i mean well i guess he's not he's voluntarily owned i mean yeah but i'm saying

00:51:48.320 like he like in a financial sense he's not really because well i don't want to say he is the first

00:51:53.180 billionaire but that that billion dollar i bet you we'd probably be mortified if we look at his

00:51:57.060 fucking financials like what are you doing with this money that's right he definitely has

00:52:02.440 he's doing that fucking magnet school or whatever the fuck yeah i know he's cool he's he's he's

00:52:08.960 following magic johnson's footsteps he's going to be a very successful business getting aids and that

00:52:13.040 and and and you know why i know that is because he bites his fucking tongue and he shuts the fuck up

00:52:17.360 and he shit on daryl maury when he came out against the ccp's treatment of the the uyghers

00:52:22.160 and also the wiggers like me it's awful so i think that lebron knows he knows the game he's much

00:52:29.860 smarter than than he lets on the chink wingers that's why that's why he won't step out of line

00:52:34.620 because he's got some good jews that got his back it is it is pretty crazy just how fucking

00:52:40.660 pussy whipped he is and plus i mean it shows in his basketball play too he's he's an embarrassment

00:52:45.720 of a human being yeah i agree if you had if you have a billion dollars and you don't fucking have

00:52:49.640 the courage to speak your mind or at least have opinions that are worth speaking fuck you

00:52:54.180 worthless yeah what's the point of that money like oh like okay you might make it if you have

00:52:58.680 fuck yeah if you have fuck you money use to say fuck this is the andrew tate this is exactly what

00:53:03.880 andrew tate said he's like if you if you have fuck you money you've got to be able to say fuck

00:53:07.380 you to anybody and he's like yeah no one has fuck you money because no one can say fuck you to the

00:53:11.180 government kanye said fuck you cost him two billion dollars but he said fuck you all right he's gonna

00:53:17.000 be all right financially i don't see i mean like i don't know maybe he's retarded with his financials

00:53:20.460 but i have a feeling he'll probably be okay yeah maybe he won't live and be literally just

00:53:24.400 release an album and make again well i don't know i don't think album sales make that much anymore

00:53:30.720 dude he could go like independent and like yeah maybe not live like a huge lifestyle like you had

00:53:36.280 before but be just fine dude kanye could start a podcast and make a million dollars a month oh my god

00:53:41.900 dude there's so many options in like today's world that he could he could go for like his podcast would

00:53:47.440 immediately yeah be way more popular than megan markle's like there you go like he won't be one of the

00:53:52.220 richest people in the world but he will be just fine like beyond fine he'll be fine but he won't

00:53:58.140 be he won't be able to you know move culture quite the same way that he was prior so we'll see yeah but

00:54:04.080 the thing is adidas uh in like dropping kanye they're boosting their uh like esg score right like that's i

00:54:10.840 would imagine on there yeah i would imagine so that's why they're doing it and then uh yeah it's not

00:54:15.020 even necessarily about boosting it it's about having it not be lowered because you're you're interacting

00:54:20.240 you're doing business with you know the unsavory elements of civilization which is pretty hilarious

00:54:25.320 because the wealthiest black man to ever walk the fucking earth is uh now an unsavory unsavory

00:54:30.480 business partner it's like and and you're you're woke you're progressive you fucking pieces of shit

00:54:35.380 well he's a black business owner what's funny uh kairi didn't get dropped by nike they just put

00:54:40.060 out a statement about like not supporting anti-symitism it's really funny to me i was like okay i guess

00:54:45.420 that's that's because he has uh that uh johnny cochran uh lawyer man like uh kairi's smart

00:54:50.860 if you keep the shoes then you all are kairi is legit a genius i think he's like actually really

00:54:57.280 smart and you know what i think kanye west is also a genius but they also have like these aspects of

00:55:02.420 retardation which is a fucking beautiful mixture i love them so much but i also think i think kairi's

00:55:06.780 also the thing is that he still has value as a basketball player that's the whole point like he still

00:55:10.560 has enough value to where they can't just get rid of him like like wholesale because they were

00:55:15.480 like okay but like he still makes us millions of dollars that if we don't have kairi on the

00:55:20.180 kairi fine you can still play in all of our road games except for toronto yeah speaking of games don't

00:55:26.020 you have some for us though oh yeah to do have a game for us yeah it's not a colin kaepernick

00:55:29.840 situation where he's like a middle of the road you know quarterback he's kairi is kairi

00:55:35.200 kairi didn't get dropped by nike but kobe got dropped by the helicopter

00:55:38.380 david brady when you turn 18 we will strongly consider you coming on the show

00:55:46.200 we can lower the age of consent and have them on now as well that's the other

00:55:53.900 turn 18 i'll strongly consider brutally raping you

00:55:56.940 making all these kobe bryant jokes you piece of

00:55:59.600 do you think kobe would have uh stepped against the vaccines

00:56:03.600 anyway speaking of underage uh we were talking we were talking about the biden video earlier

00:56:11.660 oh yeah joe biden was like whoa she's 18 all right i can

00:56:17.320 and you guys uh said that i was gay for saying that her eyebrows

00:56:22.720 no when you say you're gay well it gets kind of gay but also just fucking weird because you

00:56:27.200 literally have said wood to every fucking like fat sloppy bitch that cross the path you're like

00:56:34.020 you're gonna fucking fuck that and then this girl comes up and you're like whoa weird eyebrows bro

00:56:38.680 like we don't like her so she's not good looking and i'm gonna find a really gay thing to focus on

00:56:45.060 well okay fine i'll focus on the fact that i don't want joe biden's uh sloppy seconds either so

00:56:50.860 i don't think people got my tweet when i quote tweeted that video like it is the text messages

00:56:56.100 from hunter to her it is her super fucking creepy man like super duper creepy i don't think i saw

00:57:03.320 he's like we can't we can't see each other anymore this is so awkward and she's like i love you i can't

00:57:08.100 wait to see you like there are some fucked up messages in their text like they were i think they

00:57:12.000 were hooking up i'm not even playing i'm telling you the house of the dragon all it was was just to

00:57:15.940 get us to accept that whole thing you know that's all let me let me clarify i said hooking up i meant

00:57:20.520 hunter biden i think was raping his his niece that's actually whoa whoa whoa right now we're

00:57:26.440 gonna talk age of consent i mean i think it's inappropriate but you know bring in mark

00:57:30.600 guys we have a special i don't know that's a bridge too far because well what's in and this

00:57:37.020 was the same girl that uh allegedly joe biden also took showers with correct no this is the same

00:57:42.900 no that's joe biden's daughter actually oh he's like 45 or something okay so he took

00:57:47.480 they took showers oh she's 45 so it's not it's not bad it's just gross

00:57:53.120 no no no no he didn't take anything all right no he took the showers with her when she was a child

00:57:58.640 oh when she was a child that sounds hot

00:58:01.680 it was lorenzo i know don't be an artist i get it it was for the sake of the joke

00:58:12.260 i know all the nerd lore behind this i was gonna correct him but i'm not i'm not going down this

00:58:18.180 rabbit hole it that is like one of the weirdest families and just like the the fact they put that

00:58:23.600 video out anyway with that cap the caption was entirely very like the whole thing i've never even

00:58:30.580 heard of creepy it was it was triple thick black milkshake no black and white milkshake which i

00:58:35.920 never heard of a black and white no no but in biden's tweet i think he just i know but a lotto

00:58:40.320 bitch yeah he said he said a triple thick black and white milkshake which i've never even heard

00:58:45.100 of a milkshake like that chunky mulatto bitch that's that that's that rachel doll is off shit

00:58:51.220 i got my dollars all in my cup dude i know uh the black and white cookie i have no idea

00:58:59.300 yeah that's what i was like you guys are focusing on the wrong thing who gives a fuck

00:59:02.960 no we're not if you had like the key to like the podesta emails that would be

00:59:07.180 oh you're saying it's code like pizza

00:59:08.920 i mean i could see if you call it like uh because they have those milkshakes that's chocolate and

00:59:15.700 vanilla or you know the fucking weird like half and half or swirl whatever it's probably some

00:59:19.840 delaware shit this is actually pretty good

00:59:23.160 oh my god yes

00:59:29.000 i couldn't do that

00:59:30.740 oh my god

00:59:32.660 that was like me pushing it further than i'm willing to

00:59:35.320 i've already said multiple times r kelly

00:59:38.800 cole is that you know my answer

00:59:40.360 or sorry jose whoever said that it was like podesta email code is right so a thick a thick black and

00:59:48.740 white milkshake or whatever the fuck it is means two children one black one white by the way too so i

00:59:54.800 don't know they're both really fat one's black one's white and they both come on and that's what it

00:59:59.200 means

00:59:59.500 wait so it's dudes it's little boys yes that's what toad looks like he looks like a little fat boy

01:00:05.760 a little fat sex life he looks like uh a victim of the podesta emails

01:00:13.000 you look like an escapee from john pedes's fucking basement right now

01:00:17.000 little fat boy

01:00:18.560 or whatever the fuck

01:00:19.560 i'm about to keep throwing pizza at him

01:00:21.300 wasn't little fat boy one of the nukes that uh the u.s dropped on japan

01:00:26.760 no it's fat man and little boy

01:00:28.300 i i came out of the enola gang

01:00:30.340 nice trying to get out of the roasting

01:00:31.860 oh man don't don't change the subjects toad i'm about to slurp you up boy

01:00:39.460 i bet you if you go i bet you if you get into like bill clinton's man cave there's some fucking

01:00:43.800 super creepy art of toad up on the wall that's been painted

01:00:46.600 toad in his uh

01:00:49.260 sheath underwear

01:00:50.740 little naked fat kids

01:00:52.740 his little whitey tighties

01:00:54.720 oh my god that's so gross um oh i was gonna i wanted to ask you guys this is just a hypothetical

01:01:00.960 i i sent in the group chat on twitter yes um what to what extent could

01:01:06.920 because i mean obviously we've seen joe biden do some really fucking creepy things in public with

01:01:11.660 girls and the the leftist media is just like this is all normal this is all fine don't even look

01:01:17.260 don't even have an older time

01:01:19.460 at what like i'm seriously starting to wonder especially after watching the the coverage of

01:01:25.240 fetterman where like 80 percent of leftist commentators were like pretty good concise like

01:01:31.240 i i i totally understand why you want to vote more like i'm now thinking that

01:01:35.380 i'm thinking that joe biden could like literally rape a child on stage and and 80 90 percent of the

01:01:42.960 media would just be like nothing i i want him i want to hear him say the uh the trump thing about

01:01:49.160 how he could go out in the middle of uh like main street and shoot and kill somebody

01:01:53.720 this is the best compliment top has ever got alpha epic says first time watching the show live

01:02:01.480 instead of a podcast what the fuck top isn't white i know it's really weird he's the most racist one

01:02:05.920 amongst us and he's not white it's so funny when we were at skating fest i told you like a couple

01:02:10.080 people came up to me they're like you're from your top right and i was like yeah it was like i

01:02:14.320 recognize your voice from so they must be listening to this shit and they're like spanish that's so

01:02:18.860 weird i don't know but i i just i can't imagine like because i don't like how far can they go with

01:02:27.980 the don't believe your lying eyes is what you're saying like yes like i mean it literally could be

01:02:32.380 like um maybe if he says the n-word i think that may but i think that's already happened before so

01:02:38.180 like yeah they could write that off for sure joe biden has said it before yeah that's what i'm saying

01:02:42.440 he's already said it like and then i thought you were talking about fetterman no i'm saying i'm

01:02:47.260 saying and interacting with a child on stage that that wouldn't happen but i get your point

01:02:54.980 like what are you talking about it wouldn't happen he's fucking he's grabbed little girl's titties on

01:02:59.040 fucking on stage i don't know what i was about to say he grabbed his granny

01:03:02.240 i mean he wouldn't be able to straight up just fuck like oh the granddaughter from the milkshake video

01:03:09.740 today like two days ago there was a video of him grabbing her titty and kissing her on the mouth

01:03:14.000 i think clint i think as far as he can get without going past the line they could excuse

01:03:18.680 if he took a little girl's hand and like put it on his junk that's about as far as he can go and

01:03:24.280 they would write it off if he took his dick out then it would be but i'm pretty sure you could do

01:03:30.180 mrs top and warner that benzo is trying to fuck you uh she's just talking about big time benzo chill

01:03:35.480 it would be so funny though to see like because i can just see having with the dementia of him

01:03:44.140 pulling his dick out like at a press conference i think i think at that point they would have to

01:03:49.120 acknowledge the dementia they'd be like he's not a pedophile he's suffering from late stage

01:03:52.980 alzheimer's everyone knew this we've been talking about it for months joe biden already shit himself

01:03:58.400 in front of the oh my god no no i honestly now now now i'm clint i'm going ahead of you now and

01:04:04.820 saying this is going to happen and they're going to make it happen so they can get him out from

01:04:09.540 running again they're like they're going to get him pulling his dick out and putting it on a child

01:04:13.900 to claim and to then be like oh he has dementia that's and so they can't say he's a pedophile like

01:04:19.740 again like you said he has dementia he can't he's no longer fit not because of the dick on the

01:04:25.860 child because i feel like they could like he could literally like finger his niece on stage and

01:04:30.620 they just be like oh his daughter's diabetic he was checking her pump or some shit like they would

01:04:35.460 justify basically anything other than visibly seeing his unit hold on i think after these hold on

01:04:41.980 one second oh my god i'm taken by a show member already stop i think oh toad

01:04:49.220 so do you need a fucker or something because otherwise this is gay do you better fuck her or

01:04:55.980 i'm gonna gank it from you dude so yeah just no clint could take that from you in a second

01:05:02.280 yeah literally she's one dm away so hurry up guys join our join our patreon so we can get a plane ticket

01:05:09.040 to fly toad out to wherever benzo barbie is doing benzos yeah we can get him laid please

01:05:15.980 whatever glory hole she works at top tier on our patreon we will video it you can watch him

01:05:22.680 for real though i've seen people we've the highest highest uh like person the highest patreon gets to

01:05:30.200 join actually you get to yeah but you do have to fuck toad as well it's like that is part of it like

01:05:37.380 oh you get to fuck toad as well it'll look like that mike it kiss porn it's a privilege toad what's the

01:05:43.440 patreon because i've seen actually multiple people recently asked patreon.com slash tower power

01:05:48.000 yes because i've seen multiple people be like oh i'd support that and you're like

01:05:51.500 we said it like the past two or three shows but yeah put it let's make it we'll make a uh link

01:05:57.160 tree or something toad yeah let's do that the only time i've ever seen a link tree is with fucking

01:06:01.280 only fans women yeah i have a link tree i'm willing to do that for money if there is a market i will

01:06:07.840 do it onlyfans.com slash tower power i will show my pecker to anyone who will give me the slightest

01:06:12.520 bit of money really uh you've shown it on twitter how does it be for money for your uh your wife or

01:06:19.780 girlfriend to have an only fans how dead like like legitimately how desperate would you have to be

01:06:23.660 and like and and to be fair i will say she will make money let's say it looks like

01:06:27.780 dude motherfucker i gotta eat dog i don't know that's what i'm saying like and your kids have

01:06:32.880 to eat too that's what i'm saying like it would be like you what's a titty you know i floated i floated

01:06:38.120 the ideas of my wife about having her do asmr when she was pregnant i was like just step on these

01:06:42.580 tomatoes or something and like that's kind of like porn but actually so uh cole you could probably do

01:06:48.420 that right elizabeth's right there especially with pregnant fucking kink that's what i like

01:06:53.740 the only other thing i could think of was i could just sit there and just squeeze milk out and get

01:06:58.140 like oh my god because at that point it's like i mean this is just just watching the baby feed and

01:07:04.800 then just like pull it off for a second and just have it just squeeze a little bit and then why

01:07:08.300 would you just go one of you like what are you doing what cole you could just sell your breast

01:07:13.700 milk to fucking toad and you'd never have to work again i was about to say i was i was gonna say

01:07:18.080 i saw a woman i saw a video today i think i sent it to the chat i sent her on instagram

01:07:23.040 i love that we're gonna riff so much today that we're not gonna do toad's game he prepared yeah

01:07:29.520 we're gonna do it no one asked him to do no i can't stop seeing him imagine toad in a diaper

01:07:36.280 drinking breast milk no because there was a 50 a month for our top patreon you can watch him do that

01:07:43.120 there was there was a uh there's a woman i saw a video she's in oregon and she has some weird like

01:07:47.980 hyper lactation she uh has one and three quarter gallons of breast milk a day wow so she just

01:07:55.420 yeah i buy it off of her no she donates the shit she donates it i was like what are you doing you

01:08:01.140 stupid woman like again proving women have no business sense she's just donating it to poor

01:08:07.020 families and that is why almost all ceos are men yes exactly like there you go dave and to me i was

01:08:14.980 like toad would buy that and suck it down like fucking homeland look man i'm a big white

01:08:19.360 i'm a giant man baby and i like uh sucking from the teeth i think that's why benzo barbie's into you

01:08:27.880 because she's like she's got those big old cans she's just like she wants to breastfeed you

01:08:31.860 all right all right let's play the game let's play the game make an age so needs that comfort you know

01:08:36.700 do fake tics still work by the way i didn't know if that was true uh sometimes but it's it's very

01:08:41.980 dangerous maybe or just like no it's very it's very dangerous like you could lose your all right

01:08:47.260 i'm gonna say right now you become a 20 level patron on mine i'm getting better what the fuck are you

01:08:53.020 talking i will send wieners i'm sculpting my body dude like i'm fucking that's right

01:08:57.520 my yeah my fupa's almost gone i'm actually out of the 170s no we're riffing i'm down to 169

01:09:03.380 are you steering i still haven't got the 170s top that's actually really nothing i'm yeah one

01:09:07.640 169 i'm not going any higher or lower staying right there nice that's right nice all right who's

01:09:14.060 that criminal uh wait toad who's that criminal let's go ahead and do plugs i think it's a little

01:09:20.360 late let's go ahead and get out of here toad what's the uh what's the game what is what are we

01:09:26.660 doing the concept of this game is i went uh and i grabbed uh numerous fairly ridiculous mug shots

01:09:33.860 basically or they might be ridiculous crimes you have to look at the mug shot you have to guess

01:09:38.000 what their crime was all right top is did you is that did you use a silhouette of tom woods for that

01:09:44.460 no it's a silhouette of sebastian gorka oh that's actually literally the second thought was sebastian

01:09:50.740 gorka i'm not even kidding i like it's like something similar build tom woods has committed

01:09:58.120 no crimes i can see it you know what i i added an outer shadow to it or like uh like a haze so

01:10:04.120 yeah i could see the tom woods thing now actually too gorka was literally my second second guess

01:10:09.620 i legit thought it was tom woods too all right guys that's the game let's wrap it up guys

01:10:14.520 we figured it out it's sebastian gorka oh my god here's your first mug shot right here looks like a

01:10:21.840 fucking icp meth addict yeah i know she's in jail i can't believe that you try to stab a bitch

01:10:29.740 i mean literally like i could say a legal glory hole i mean maybe like but like jesus literally

01:10:37.800 like naked doing meth on this in a park i mean that's like there's these is this is the depth

01:10:42.740 right here already looks clearly like someone who sacrificed their children she shot robert de niro

01:10:47.860 at a in his talk show that's that's right now joker is he also hindu and that's what i can't figure

01:10:54.980 out she's a dot head yeah look at that she's a street shitter

01:10:57.900 well also you notice she has the she has the teardrop uh she's murdered a bunch of people

01:11:03.320 it's a rare non-indian street shitter i can totally believe she shits in the street

01:11:06.880 it looks like a scorpion on the other side of her face too right yeah or it looks like a whale with

01:11:12.400 scorpion does she have tears is there a difference between the tears on the outside of the eye and

01:11:18.020 right under the eye is that two different types is that like man spotter versus uh yeah it's like

01:11:23.580 first to grievers yeah yeah i'm telling you though guys if you get past the looks that's

01:11:29.080 probably and i don't think i could get past oh my god where are you going with the worst take of

01:11:36.780 all time yeah no dude she's fucking hideous but i guarantee you she does wild shit

01:11:42.500 oh she doesn't know she will for you jose she will she'll tuck your dick and then bite it off

01:11:50.120 right after you want to know what wild shit she did actually i i'm gonna guess it has i'm just gonna

01:11:55.720 guess broadly it has to be drug related i'm just gonna say that is she in florida are we gonna pretend

01:12:03.120 that any of us are certain that's a she oh that's actually i didn't think about it still stands either

01:12:10.220 way a lot of these are a lot of these are actually florida i think this one was uh virginia i want

01:12:15.280 to say all right we're ready for this one you want to know murdered both of her kids

01:12:20.320 oh this is awful 33 threatening to blow up a 7-eleven with a fake bomb yes she walked into a 7-eleven

01:12:28.860 that tracks claimed that she had a bomb and put it down on the counter and threatened crystal is the

01:12:34.500 perfect name for this woman like it is yeah crystal damn right that's right god how old is she 30

01:12:42.700 that's when she was 33 and good age how long did she get because i mean not as good as 18

01:12:50.820 if you're a judge if you're a judge and you see that you know like you're about the sentence

01:12:55.720 and you see well you know the the charge isn't like bad really nobody was hurt i mean it was just

01:13:01.520 like i see i see this bitch come up in front of my podium i'm going i'm gonna level i'm gonna

01:13:05.800 level out the uh the racial discrimination like the the gap between sentencing i'm gonna put this

01:13:11.640 bitch away for like 50 life sentences oh yeah it's like you get 25 to life and i don't even know what

01:13:16.240 she did it's like i had a parking ticket it's like get the fucking jail this is actually kind of a

01:13:22.040 based crime because it's like the same thing as db cooper she's just the db cooper of 7-eleven

01:13:26.900 yeah she's the db cooper 7-eleven exactly except she got caught that's the whole she's a db cooper

01:13:32.680 of glory holes all right next one next one

01:13:36.360 real quick benzo those are all jokes i think you're really hot and you're a nice lady

01:13:43.340 you guys can guess i'm a porn star and i fuck teen pussy is that what i believe that's what it says

01:13:52.780 dude fucks it's also it's also just reed it's just reed

01:13:59.380 we just found the replacement for toe on tph the the reason i put this in yours because i thought it

01:14:06.180 was reed this guy is fucking awesome this by the way it's child porn right i mean come on like

01:14:12.720 imagine the tattoo artist that's writing that he's like you sure no the tattoo artist was in

01:14:24.000 prison top it's okay this is not this guy's first go around with the law okay how do you know he

01:14:30.980 didn't do that to himself man maybe he's just uh really good at that it's such a weird addition

01:14:35.620 to like include what you're fucking on your yeah yeah yeah i can understand the i'm a porn star on

01:14:42.660 your forehead because you're like continuing it like being like and it's like i don't want anything

01:14:47.000 added here yeah it's very much like a toad move if he ended up like losing his mind and going to jail

01:14:53.440 he would do this just to let them know like hey guys i fuck and it's an ampersand too like can you

01:14:58.900 imagine having a tattoo with an ampersand dude this guy i have an ampersand this is a toad move

01:15:05.480 because the on your forehead is great this is why it's a toad move jose i'm a porn star is great

01:15:12.820 and then ruin it with the second thing he says or if you just let it sit he'd be like that was

01:15:17.820 exactly you had a banger toad and you had to fucking add i'm gonna get a forehead uh tattoo

01:15:23.040 like like everybody he's ever fucked like down like the side of his face like i fuck hot teen

01:15:28.360 bitches and this fat teeny bitch named lisa and it's like it just keeps going you know i'll get a

01:15:35.820 forehead tattoo that says i'm on tower gang bro so that would that would be no no no hey seriously do

01:15:41.380 that and then just like that other that prior bitch that we just saw do uh red tattoos for your jokes

01:15:46.700 that land and you'll have like one and a half and then do blue tattoos for the jokes that don't land

01:15:51.280 and then it can go all the way down to your ankle it's like it's like whenever in college football

01:15:55.220 when they put the stickers on the side of their helmet just do that but like like a buckeye yeah

01:16:00.660 what this guy did is more uh guessable than the uh 7-11 bomb lady i mean i'm i'm going to say

01:16:10.020 child porn because i i can't i mean it just it goes too easy with the i'm porn star and a fuck team

01:16:14.600 or whatever looks alone i'm going child abduction child abduction also works i mean or drug dealer i

01:16:22.360 could understand drug dealer as well that looks like a drug dealing this guy would be pretty sexy

01:16:25.720 to be cleaned up a little bit that dude looks like he fucking is moving to the free state

01:16:29.060 looks like oh yeah yeah this guy is just this is reed's best friend rod

01:16:34.100 but they're gonna hit it off the free state project people are just weird

01:16:39.600 this guy is definitely named rod coverdale i met a lot of these guys at pork fest they're

01:16:44.500 fucking pretty cool all right what did this guy do yes what is he christopher wilson 37 kicking a

01:16:54.060 woman to the ground and groping her since standing alive nice how old is he by the way that's just

01:16:59.380 that that's just his tattoo it's just like a dnr for that exact like thing actually this is just what

01:17:08.180 i do it's like you can't get upset at me i wrote it on my dnr a do not reset but it's like it's

01:17:15.380 saying on you like what you're like the dnr is saying i don't care about my life this guy's saying

01:17:20.720 honest like i don't care about groping women when i don't want it that's what that's saying this woman

01:17:25.220 should have a dnr you know that dnr connection wasn't very clear i just want to make that this

01:17:31.060 woman should have had dnr on her do not rape you know that was so unclear what are you gonna do

01:17:36.860 fucking secede or something specifically i believe what this guy did i had a brilliant

01:17:42.760 point in my head and then as it came out i was like i was like 10 points ahead trying to get to

01:17:48.160 my point without like covering all the necessary context to get to it i listened back to that

01:17:54.080 episode just because i wanted to try and understand i have no clue why you said that i still have no idea

01:17:59.160 i mean i could actually probably describe it now but like that was such a great moment i understood

01:18:05.160 jose's i was the only one who understood jose's point i think i think actually toad did i don't

01:18:09.780 know his autism was like i connected those dots i definitely did because i did hit the main points

01:18:14.960 of my argument in there but they didn't like i didn't like provide the reasoning from one to the

01:18:19.680 other now this uh christopher wilson guy by the way he i believe he he like broke onto some like

01:18:25.280 college campus or something and assaulted a college woman i'm stunned i mean he targeted teens get the

01:18:32.520 fuck out of here honestly i think god wrote that on his forehead that's what he was saying he was

01:18:37.440 like oh this is my purpose in life all right let's move let's move that's right what do we got to

01:18:42.580 kill the children that is that is not a fucking mugshot there's no that ruins your life

01:18:50.540 that's the rare black woman i would put a white bitch aside for

01:18:54.400 the red bone allow her hair to be covering up her face she's pretty man oh yeah that's

01:19:02.520 they show whatever they're just like like whenever a black teen commits like a murder and they show

01:19:08.620 like their high school picture to be like look how great he was that's what this is because that's

01:19:13.380 not a mugshot i don't believe for a second that spike cohen's wife has ever been arrested

01:19:16.900 she is way too hot for him this this is indeed a mugshot and it went viral because she was so hot

01:19:25.480 in it i do gotta give respect to spike for that one thing i love disagreements with them you know

01:19:30.820 when you see a dude just way out of their league you're like respect oh jack said credit card fraud

01:19:36.400 and i can 100 deal with that what like credit card fraud or i would say shoplifting shoplifting is

01:19:43.480 another one i think she uh no she kidnapped her boyfriend and tortured him for a little while

01:19:49.340 my dick's so hard right now you guys are going with these like petty crimes man kidnapping and

01:19:56.900 torture is not a petty crime you looted no he's not black he's dominican the rest of you guys credit

01:20:02.460 card fraud is a pretty harsh crime that's literally even harder that's like it's very white collar

01:20:08.700 though so all right so this one the black people can't do white collar crimes okay

01:20:13.460 only only black collar crimes also i could i could see domestic violence as well like not necessarily

01:20:21.560 kidnapping but she definitely like maybe beat her boyfriend up with a pan i don't know what she did

01:20:26.140 but i'll tell you what i got her bail money i uh i actually uh went to i took the liberty of listing

01:20:32.780 this woman's entire rap sheet on here so the the top the top the top of this is the crime that she

01:20:39.360 committed this time which was uh no one can read this right people are looking oh my god

01:20:45.540 top called it kidnapping for luring a man through her vehicle at a target correct

01:20:50.240 so yeah i'm all kind of correct though because we said uh shoplifting uh kidnapping beating up

01:20:58.780 people like this i we kind of did hit it all right so her most serious crime was yeah that she

01:21:03.780 i guess used her sexy looks to lure a man into her vehicle in a target parking lot pistol whipped him

01:21:10.600 and robbed him of 380 dollars also her prison bay is her prison bay is her name after like she's white

01:21:18.940 sarah c right so she's a mix she's a mulatto she's definitely she's definitely that triple thick

01:21:25.040 black white what happens what happens in women's jail because like if you're like a fucking twink i

01:21:31.740 don't know but i'll set up a video camera and take good money for it because if you're a twink going

01:21:36.160 into like maximum or like prison you're getting fucked in the ass by some big black dude if you're like

01:21:41.580 a woman like going into women's like what happens there do they in modern day you get fucked in the

01:21:47.040 ass by a big black oh yeah yeah the trans the trans women yeah you bigot well you know trans women

01:21:56.300 dominate uh women's sports trans women also dominate women's prisons that's true they run it works

01:22:01.620 all right next up reckless driving and driving without insurance how many more of these we got to

01:22:07.340 she's done a lot i have about we have another joker i think i have nine tens jesus fucking christ total

01:22:14.040 not more oh okay wait what so we're only like the fourth one okay let's let's let's start fucking

01:22:19.620 yeah all right for the for the listeners only this is a man in a joker makeup and his hair honestly

01:22:27.520 he's killing he's killing the joker look i am gonna go with shooting robert de niro i'm gonna go with

01:22:33.840 molesting a child i'm gonna say bomb threat again another bomb threat guy or like um threaten to kill

01:22:41.140 his mother falsifying movie tickets to the latest batman

01:22:44.740 all right this guy this guy was arrested for wearing a mask in public wait what in 2017 yes

01:22:56.860 three years too early yeah he just missed it dude i bet he was in jail like mother fucker

01:23:05.140 however he was also walking down the street carrying a sword but the charge was wearing a

01:23:11.380 mask in public all right uh i don't know if you guys agree but you guys want to do one more and

01:23:16.560 then wrap it because i'm not i don't want to fight no no just just rapid fire because i think

01:23:21.680 next oh oh he did some heinous shit he did 15 year old oh yeah he he might have he he fucked his

01:23:28.940 daughter and then murdered his wife he killed his girlfriend yeah he it's funny every mugshot i see i'm just

01:23:34.420 like child molestation this guy did horrendous shit this guy 100 like he just killed his whole

01:23:42.820 i'm gonna go with jaywalking this guy he's white seems like a good guy this guy is actually famous

01:23:49.220 and his name is brandon clint russell and he got arrested he got arrested because he was supposedly a

01:23:57.060 right-wing terrorist my guy he was in florida too he's not that far away and storage of bomb-making

01:24:05.460 materials hit me up brother what's going on that's right hello clint russell oh domestic violence

01:24:15.380 he protested a blm rally can you imagine trying to beat up your wife and just get in the house

01:24:20.580 oh that's how many stitches on his eyebrow that's like that's a lot yeah it's like she got it she

01:24:28.580 got out the frying pan dog his nose his nose is smucked up two black eyes yeah he's a pan-faced gook

01:24:33.620 actually can you imagine not being capable of beating your wife i'm not saying you ever should

01:24:38.260 but that that would be a sad existence oh man all right i'm gonna say yeah all right driving around

01:24:44.420 naked with an electronic device attached to his penis yeah that sounds about right in florida and

01:24:49.220 no there was no nothing about his his face being absolutely destroyed i i have no idea how his face

01:24:57.220 got destroyed i didn't find that in any of the all right next let's get through these yeah he was

01:25:00.820 driving around yeah showing people his penis with like a like a phone attached to it or something like

01:25:06.820 hey look at this i'm some sort of cyborg dude sounds like a call jack jack said hammer attack

01:25:12.900 he's a he's a trans man actually here's here's oh my god

01:25:19.860 i mixed in some of the mug shoddies here hell yeah i don't know i i'm gonna say armed robbery again

01:25:26.900 he stole my heart uh this woman i believe is from alabama cole so i i i i'm going

01:25:33.540 dude it kind of looks like liz i'm gonna pray this is actually cole's wife what did she do uh a few

01:25:40.260 years ago i'm gonna pray that she's a fucking school teacher and she fucked the high schooler

01:25:43.780 for the sake of the high school oh that's actually a really good that's a really good guess clint

01:25:48.820 that's uh that would be based uh

01:25:53.380 uh however uh she's she was 19 at this time and it was yeah a dui and she crashed her car into a

01:25:59.940 waffle that's enough of the waffle houses around we're very we're very pro uh adult women

01:26:05.940 fucking you know teenage boys in arab alabama no the flip not so much we're very against that not

01:26:12.820 yeah it would be based it would be based for the uh the student to be unless you can get away with

01:26:17.380 it is what i'm saying we're against women driving for sure oh yeah this woman yet none women should

01:26:24.020 just not drive yeah don't don't drive oh my god that's that's dr dog this guy's face looks like a loaf of bread

01:26:30.660 this guy this guy is uh like homemade bread he doesn't even he doesn't even wear his shirt

01:26:37.860 his like it doesn't fit his chin like keeps it there his head is 11. this guy's this guy's 425

01:26:45.540 pounds and yes he has quite an ancient babylonian king

01:26:51.220 he's a drug king he is definitely hispanic so he might be a drug king he got arrested for refusing to

01:26:58.660 leave the golden corral but he's suspended it looks like his head would be like etched onto some

01:27:06.260 fucking ancient like syrian coins it looks like if you took just his facial features and flipped

01:27:14.100 them upside down like it would totally it would be the same if you shaved his head and you grew a beard

01:27:20.180 you could turn his head upside down you have no clue

01:27:24.340 someone actually someone actually i know some of y'all fucking tech guys actually do that

01:27:28.580 photoshop his face back upside down just literally take the entire thing and just go bloop it would

01:27:33.860 be exactly the same nothing would change oh my god all right you want to know what this guy did

01:27:39.780 i don't think any of us even guessed but yeah go ahead i said he's a drug drug kingpin i mean

01:27:44.580 i mean the drugs under his chin he's latino and i believe he's in california he's a drug mule he

01:27:50.340 keeps them in his fucking head

01:27:55.620 sir john fetterman keeps his in his goiter that's right victor joseph espinoza espinoza uh false

01:28:02.020 imprisonment for grabbing a 10 year old boy and sniffing his heart that's not fair

01:28:06.420 well biden does that all the time yeah this is not right little boys unfortunately you gotta run for

01:28:11.300 president victor it's the only way to get away with that he had no jews backing him so that's

01:28:15.460 right he obviously uh he grabbed the boy with his neck as well so next up next up hello told you such

01:28:22.820 a fucking simp this is the third one yeah come on just tell us i don't even care what i have to go

01:28:27.460 i have to go with some hot women here because it's like really like what did this chick i don't

01:28:31.460 know hurt she has a botch yeah not only was this not only is this uh this i know what she did

01:28:37.620 i know what she did this this woman is actually a famous model and her crime was more public than

01:28:43.780 anybody else's yeah i think she i think she killed she killed her uh she was like a like a uh what's

01:28:49.620 it called only fans bitch that killed her her boyfriend oh is it that one but i thought that

01:28:53.700 one actually i think they actually uh overturned that or so there's something about like how that

01:28:58.100 got those charges got dropped the only fans killer uh this looks like one of those like robots they

01:29:02.420 make that try to look like a human it could be this also does look like an ai generated face

01:29:07.540 because like that no look at the eyes they're not they're fucking weird like i desire connection

01:29:13.860 with another being her whole the whole like left side of her face like her left is smaller than her

01:29:21.140 right side if you look everything on the left side her nostril smaller her eye she had she had a stroke

01:29:26.900 give her give her a break i mean maybe that was what's wild is the right side of her face is perfect

01:29:33.540 but then the left side like is super not symmetrical i'm literally holding up uh uh

01:29:39.220 my hand to the to the screen dude check out the right side of her face it is perfect and then she

01:29:45.220 had some work done and it was fucked up all right she's in jail she's in jail for beating up her black

01:29:49.700 boyfriend in an elevator that would be based oh yeah i remember that one i remember that one top uh

01:29:55.060 top is sort of uh leaning in the right direction in a way because because it sounds like he's talking

01:30:00.580 about something uh involving the nfl so oh this is the girl with uh vitality um or is that is that

01:30:08.740 who it was green she's kelly green she's the one who ran onto the super bowl uh ran onto the field

01:30:14.740 during the super bowl in 2020 the uh chiefs 49 or super bowl i believe and pulled down her pants

01:30:20.660 and started flashing her thong look at my small unimpressive ass that clinton's probably really

01:30:25.300 into that was yeah that was uh yes you're goddamn right that was the tally yeah i remember that

01:30:31.060 because that same guy that did that he he ran onto the super bowl like the year before the next year

01:30:35.940 something like that or the nba finals i think it was it's such a weird kind of chick that have the

01:30:39.940 exact build clinton do though oh 100 dude it's such a weird it's such a weird thing that symmetry

01:30:45.780 matters so much because like either side of her face is very pretty but the fact that it's not

01:30:49.940 symmetrical is troublesome and that's really weird because it's very it's like it's very off-putting

01:30:56.980 and i don't like her uh fake eyelashes or her lip injections so there's that too

01:31:02.660 this i believe is the last one and this is uh this is my favorite one

01:31:06.180 one oh these are the guys that killed takeoff yesterday

01:31:14.260 that or someone like them like it is legit it legit could be them i don't know

01:31:19.220 these are the guys that did the boston bombing

01:31:22.820 i mean that was fake you know that i mean i mean they were uh checheny and these guys are black

01:31:27.460 is this is this one of those uh the brooklyn five or the what is the um jackson five no no

01:31:33.540 what was the ones that the uh michael jackson yes the central park five or i can't remember what

01:31:38.580 it was the yeah central park five no no these are the guys they were in georgia that they were going

01:31:43.940 through the unbuilt houses and then they got killed there's only one dude um top has the uh the state

01:31:50.900 correct here these this this happened in atlanta of course it's gorgeous uh they robbed a strip club

01:31:57.060 they're well they're black so what are they are these are these the guys that uh that mean that

01:32:05.780 allegedly did all that so you know they did what is this the guy that

01:32:12.740 oh fucking junkie jeff already said it damn it no they're not you know these are not the nigerian

01:32:17.140 uh brothers that uh yeah faked the assault on yeah those guys are way hotter these guys uh

01:32:25.380 stole 65 000 worth of tyson chicken wings let them go they did nothing wrong

01:32:33.700 tyson is just an arm of the state anyways come on yeah this is this is so much chicken bro that is

01:32:40.500 so much it was like an entire like storage freezer's worth or something it's probably

01:32:46.260 just the whole hood could have eaten for like 10 years off it was hanging it's just trying to survive

01:32:51.220 dog yeah this is like yeah these guys these guys did what else do you want them to do with all this

01:32:56.020 inflation all right i mean it's like if you see a tyson truck running down the road you pull pull that

01:33:01.620 bitch over and you fucking kill the driver i just imagine a bunch of black people running behind a tyson

01:33:06.100 that's right and oh my god i gave i gave you a bonus around here just because we love him here

01:33:16.500 you go oh i'm pretty sure it's like uh grooming women and you know pimping them out something along those

01:33:21.060 lines i'm guessing i'm guessing he was gut producing massive doses of hallucinogenics

01:33:27.220 well yeah you'd have to uh determine which one of his arrests this is

01:33:31.460 sodomy sodomy when it was illegal created a minor cult uh he was for dancing and the capital

01:33:40.340 during the ron paul revolution for dancing in the rain and not caring at all who else

01:33:46.340 uh he also i believe he uh loaded a shotgun on the steps of the capital as well that was another

01:33:50.660 thing that he did but this was uh i believe he was in he might have been in his meth bus at the time

01:33:55.780 this was in 2018 and it was uh the most mundane one that you can think of do you guys remember

01:34:01.460 when he used to like uh there was a few times you posted i think he was like at dave or someone

01:34:05.940 where he was like here's me getting arrested for this thing what is dave or whatever person done for

01:34:10.820 liberty he's like what so like your cred in this like anarchist world is like look at my times i've

01:34:16.340 been fucking arrested what have you done i'm kind of sad he's gone i don't even in a while i know

01:34:22.500 hey toad next time we do this make sure to put kevin hobbies uh bug shot on here i looked for it i was

01:34:31.620 going to put it in here oh oh being awesome well here's here's the construction it doesn't exist

01:34:40.260 because nothing actually happened exactly that's exactly right that's exactly right oh god i'm gonna

01:34:45.700 get killed now i'm gonna be destroyed you guys are digging up old wounds that's exactly right i don't

01:34:51.220 think i don't think he was ever arrested honestly if you if you put a mugshot i wouldn't even

01:34:55.940 recognize i don't know who he is i've never known i mean just one the lawsuit the lawsuit's being

01:35:02.020 filed okay it's happening they're building a case dude it's crazy all the conspiracies that came out

01:35:06.900 of that i don't want to go into this too deep but it's funny that's why people on twitter freak the

01:35:12.180 fuck out they're jokes jesus christ that's why he's no longer on the show because he can't

01:35:16.340 he's working on his his defense i know we're dead serious

01:35:21.700 we didn't even get to talking about pregnancy fucking we'll have to do the next time it'll be

01:35:24.820 more timely because you uh get a little more time about fucking your your old lady in the late the

01:35:29.620 late fucking weeks she literally told me today she was like you have to fuck me every day because i

01:35:34.660 want this baby to get out of here everybody i want it to leave dude i i wanna i don't have time

01:35:39.460 for right now we're gonna do plugs the fuck out of here but i do definitely want to talk about there's

01:35:43.140 something very funny about talking about women like fucking women in their like

01:35:46.980 last trimester especially the very end when they're just like these like literally a month

01:35:51.060 left beasts literally a month left and the doctor day was like uh two things can help the baby get out

01:35:56.500 sex and nipple stimulation and i was like that's what i do baby

01:36:03.380 she gives off her position because the belly's in the way and having this weird thrust you called the

01:36:08.260 right guy she should use the bowl use a medicine bowl and like sit on it like that i'm just that's

01:36:14.180 dead like i'm being serious yeah she's if you sit on the medicine i sit on the medicine ball her so

01:36:19.620 it'll spread her hips out that's that's what it does like she'll sit on it and like do this thing

01:36:24.820 and kind of like you just watch her you drive to the hospital after this was a sex thing i was

01:36:32.100 like i don't know how i get in here i everybody when you when you get done watching this go over to

01:36:37.540 liberty lockdown on youtube and watch the michael rechtenwald episode not enough people have

01:36:41.540 watched that episode i don't know why i thought it was one of my best so go check it out yeah he's

01:36:45.460 good man for tuning in hell yeah top lobster.com uh podcast merch.com yeah go there buy shirts do

01:36:52.580 whatever jose gallison my show is no way jose i have uh this coming tuesday i have clint top uh

01:36:59.060 i don't think reed will be there for that but uh be me uh clint top and me and royce lopez from uh

01:37:05.220 what is it the revenge of the sis he has another show as well uh he's good stuff so it'll be a fun

01:37:11.540 episode he's one of the funniest human beings alive yeah i like royce he's funny and uh well uh

01:37:16.340 that'll definitely be a fun one and uh me and me and toad are also covering fucking democracy the

01:37:21.220 god that failed so if that's what you want to do do that all right follow me on twitter i send

01:37:26.260 your jose 2020 until i get my old accounts back uh but yeah did you see did you see my live comment

01:37:31.140 during your last episode when i was like god i wish toad would shut the fuck up

01:37:36.020 while i was while i was reading yes i said something i came on there and said something

01:37:40.900 too i can't remember what it was but i always love coming on to y'all you're like ha ha you have only

01:37:45.540 five live viewers i said i said unless i was like you'll have i was like don't watch it i'll have

01:37:51.460 five viewers it doesn't matter and then i go down there it was literally five

01:37:54.260 i didn't expect a large live viewing for a live reading of a fucking book you faggot

01:38:01.620 hey you could learn something cole just never wants to learn about what uh what time preferences

01:38:05.700 so literally it literally i have whatever low or high time preference because i don't care about

01:38:11.060 learning about time preference which should be i guess the highest time preference thing is not

01:38:16.340 sitting down and learning about how to fucking describe what it is unironically democracy the god

01:38:21.540 that failed is one of the most based and most correct libertarian philosophy books out there

01:38:27.140 there is it is like mega based and you're just like but he comes from a sense to autistic like

01:38:33.140 descriptive way he's dropping these crazy truth problems you're just like holy shit like it's great

01:38:39.140 but yeah oh subscribe uh follow notify p and then scratch my new only fans where i just showed me

01:38:45.060 having sex with my pregnant wife and then uh sell her uh titty milk so it's gonna be great i should make

01:38:50.980 tons of money off of that because of my large penis uh that's right yeah based um yeah toad tph toad uh

01:38:59.140 elon needs to give us all our accounts back obviously subscribe uh join our patreon patreon.com

01:39:05.700 slash tower power and uh yeah subscribe to the tower power our only fans which i guess will be

01:39:11.620 do you uh do you think if i did if i did do a only fans of me and it was just it was just like

01:39:26.420 you know the side fucking like where you're like uh you're both laying on your side and she's just in

01:39:31.620 front of you in your sack and no it's all you only see my ass like you just see the back of me just go in

01:39:36.900 and you might see a little bit of just like like the her her belly somehow is so big it should go

01:39:42.660 over me like if that was i feel like i could do that and totally get away with it and then just

01:39:47.060 i'd buy that name name your price name your price i think you can get 9.99 for that

01:39:54.180 i think i get as much as it takes to be a twitter uh verified uh eight dollars a month

01:39:58.180 i feel like you could which we didn't talk about that tonight which is one of the funniest thing to

01:40:01.700 happen is all these fucking blue checks freaking the fuck out oh my god eight dollars a month by

01:40:07.220 the next episode all of us will be verified and i expect our listeners to be uh funding that

01:40:13.380 eight dollars a month times five or six depending if reed wants to come these faggots literally

01:40:18.900 how it works you fucking idiots but do they literally pay eight bucks like a day for a

01:40:22.980 fucking starbucks coffee like that is how it works cole no no it was if you want to stay verified you

01:40:29.700 have to buy no no if he's making it so anyway yeah are you are you sure i thought it was like

01:40:35.780 you're gonna you're gonna have to prove your who you are though that's right yeah he's diluting the

01:40:40.580 pool how does that work for people who use pseudonyms you know like top lobster jose galley song

01:40:46.740 i think you just have to prove your name's not jose but my bank account yeah that's

01:40:51.140 that's you said in your social security card and then there's a top lobster on it

01:40:58.580 yeah hugs and kisses bitches we out yeah peace peace i love you

Tower Gang - November 04, 2022

Ep 95 - Ball Peen Hammer

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