Tower Gang - NDS on Reality Czars

00:00:00.140 Welcome to TopLobster.com, the ultimate middle finger to people who hate you anyway.

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00:00:12.440 I'm talking about offensive, off-the-page comments that scream,

00:00:16.160 You can't censor me. You can't tell me what to say.

00:00:19.740 I'd apologize, but I don't think you'd believe me.

00:00:23.400 And frankly, I just don't care what you think.

00:00:26.740 At TopLobster.com, we know one thing.

00:00:30.000 Playing nice is overrated.

00:00:32.360 We push all the buttons, we cross all the lines, we dot all the I's,

00:00:36.720 and we live in that sweet spot where your style and your words hit like a sledgehammer on the head of your favorite politician.

00:00:43.740 So why play it safe when you can blow it up entirely? 0.99

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00:00:54.420 Go to TopLobster.com, grab a shirt, grab a hoodie, grab a sweater.

00:00:58.420 That'll make your family members scream. 0.61

00:01:00.000 Because if they hate you already, you might as well give them something spectacular to complain about.

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00:01:08.980 What's up?

00:01:12.980 TopLobster here again.

00:01:14.260 This is an episode I recorded with David.

00:01:18.380 The Raven. 0.99

00:01:19.900 The dick guy. 0.98

00:01:22.180 We're representing Nephilim Death Squad, but we can't really put it on our channel because it's a Christian conservative show. 0.96

00:01:28.400 So, we're going to give it to you guys here on Tower Gang.

00:01:30.920 Hopefully you enjoy it.

00:01:31.820 This is Nephilim Death Squad with Reality Czars.

00:01:36.040 Check it out.

00:01:36.700 Reality Czars. 0.51

00:01:43.700 Reality Czars. 0.51

00:01:44.300 Oh, you know who we are.

00:01:48.600 We might be retards. 0.92

00:01:50.260 Oh, yes, we might be retards. 0.60

00:01:52.420 Reality Czars. 0.51

00:01:54.700 Sing it now.

00:01:56.480 You know who we are.

00:01:59.440 Oh, you know who we are.

00:02:00.780 We might be retards. 0.58

00:02:03.400 We are Reality Czars.

00:02:08.640 Oh, Nate and Thomas, they're speaking truth.

00:02:12.340 You know what we do.

00:02:14.660 Yes, you know.

00:02:16.020 The things we say not allowed on YouTube, but we say it anyway.

00:02:21.780 That's right. 0.99

00:02:22.520 It's the Reality Czars podcast with Nate and Thomas, the paranoid motherfucking American. 0.99

00:02:28.140 Come cackle with us, but be warned, it's going to get real spicy. 0.98

00:02:32.640 So, buckle up for the truth, y'all.

00:02:35.440 This is the Reality Czars.

00:02:37.400 The Reality Czars.

00:02:40.180 Oh, you know who we are.

00:02:43.740 Oh, you know who we are.

00:02:45.200 We might be retards. 0.58

00:02:47.960 We are Reality Czars.

00:02:53.400 Wow.

00:02:54.240 Game with live.

00:02:55.440 Welcome, everybody.

00:02:56.080 This is the Reality Czars podcast. 0.99

00:02:57.280 We're our host, Nate and Thomas, the paranoid motherfucking American. 1.00

00:02:59.960 Watch your motherfucking mouth. 1.00

00:03:03.480 Dude, we got Top. 1.00

00:03:04.780 We got Raven.

00:03:05.560 What's up, boys?

00:03:06.940 Dude, can I just say that was like a really, really good intro.

00:03:11.620 I was like, I was thoroughly impressed.

00:03:13.640 It's so weird how far AI has come.

00:03:16.360 Dude, I'm good.

00:03:17.060 Thank you for having me.

00:03:18.200 Every single one of those.

00:03:19.400 Those were all cameos.

00:03:20.420 That was the most fancy cameo we've ever had. 0.98

00:03:22.520 But when AOC came on, I was like, is this fucking real? 0.98

00:03:26.140 There's like a mothman in the background. 0.99

00:03:27.560 I'm like, is this?

00:03:28.300 I feel like this is a real video.

00:03:29.980 The Bigfoot with the angels.

00:03:31.040 I'm pretty sure I saw him before.

00:03:32.580 100%.

00:03:33.020 That would be real, dude.

00:03:34.300 Yeah.

00:03:35.100 Dude, no, I'm great.

00:03:36.780 Thanks for having us, boys.

00:03:38.320 Very happy to be here. 0.99

00:03:40.240 Fuck yeah, man. 0.99

00:03:41.360 This is the brownest episode I've ever had. 1.00

00:03:43.740 This is fucking wild. 0.95

00:03:45.980 I got to put like a different lighting on because depending on what the lighting on, I can make 0.97

00:03:49.540 things whiter if you'd like.

00:03:51.700 Am I the whiter person here?

00:03:53.340 I guess I am. 0.95

00:03:54.080 Yeah, you're the only whitey. 1.00

00:03:55.820 You know, something happened like early in my communications with Thomas. 0.90

00:03:59.300 And for a grip, I became pretty solidified in the idea that like you were some weird Hispanic, 1.00

00:04:06.580 like a very, I don't know, like a just, you know how Canelo's very white, like Mexican 1.00

00:04:10.660 dude.

00:04:11.080 I was like, oh, okay.

00:04:11.900 Yeah.

00:04:12.040 Thomas is Mexican, but he just is a little light skinned.

00:04:15.140 I mean, Italian, Mexican is kind of the same thing.

00:04:17.780 It's virtually the same thing.

00:04:18.560 Yeah, the Mexicans in Europe for sure. 0.99

00:04:20.900 The Mexicans in Europe. 0.97

00:04:23.020 Technically, you're closer to black if you're Italian, but that's fine. 1.00

00:04:25.600 That's true.

00:04:26.280 Yeah.

00:04:26.740 We allow for your kind over here.

00:04:28.060 Well, not Sicilian.

00:04:29.480 Come on. 0.98

00:04:29.860 I'm not an absolute scumbag here. 0.99

00:04:31.720 I'm not a disgusting subhuman. 0.97

00:04:33.060 My family's from the mainland.

00:04:34.360 South, but the mainland.

00:04:37.200 Oh, my God.

00:04:38.200 I'm glad that we finally did this because the last time I was on, I think it was just me

00:04:42.420 and Top was a little bit busy.

00:04:44.020 So finally, we're able to kind of get everybody together.

00:04:46.760 I feel like this is happening later than it should have.

00:04:49.720 Yeah.

00:04:50.020 You guys should listen back to that episode and then listen to this one side by side.

00:04:54.360 Let me know why this one's that much better and worse.

00:04:57.060 If we took David out, how much better would this episode be just without David?

00:05:01.260 Probably better.

00:05:01.920 I do think I do.

00:05:02.860 There's something about me where I lower the quality of everything that I grace.

00:05:06.940 It's kind of my thing, honestly. 0.98

00:05:09.160 You're like the fat chick in the group. 0.99

00:05:11.440 That's really what it is. 0.99

00:05:12.300 I make everybody look better.

00:05:13.380 So by proxy, yeah, I actually elevate the thing.

00:05:16.720 Yeah, yeah.

00:05:17.120 I can see that.

00:05:18.340 We were having a discussion and it was, Dave was like, I think your old co-host of your

00:05:22.840 show said like that you're immediately unlikable or something like that.

00:05:27.040 No, no.

00:05:27.560 He didn't say that I was immediately unlikable, but he said that he might as well have said

00:05:32.940 that.

00:05:33.580 And then what he said was that if there's anyone who can deal with being hated by the

00:05:37.760 entire world, it's me. 0.99

00:05:39.220 And that's his way of saying like everybody fucking always hates you. 0.99

00:05:42.240 So the bigger you get, the bigger that's going to get. 0.99

00:05:45.100 And you're going to handle it well.

00:05:46.440 It's true.

00:05:47.080 And it's a weird dynamic.

00:05:48.500 You have like the Louis J. Gomez dynamic where you turn the show on.

00:05:53.100 If they watch Nephilim Death Squad or if they've seen him on Tower Gang, they're like, I hate

00:05:57.720 that guy.

00:05:58.380 I don't know.

00:05:58.860 I can't put a finger on it.

00:05:59.860 Like even listening to you, they're like annoying. 0.99

00:06:02.180 When they see you, they're like gay and annoying. 1.00

00:06:04.580 But after an episode or two, yes, after an episode or two, you realize that he's your favorite. 0.90

00:06:10.860 You're like, I really like this guy.

00:06:12.780 Like something about him grows on you.

00:06:14.640 You realize he's a bad person, but you're like, I like it though.

00:06:17.380 In a really good way. 0.99

00:06:18.840 Owen Benjamin said about me, he said a scumbag, but in a really good way. 1.00

00:06:23.560 And I feel like that's, that's what I described. 1.00

00:06:26.120 They say about me, they go faggot, but it like in a really gay way. 0.99

00:06:29.480 And I go, I'm still looking for the part where they like me, but yeah, yeah, it's coming. 1.00

00:06:35.400 Yeah.

00:06:35.760 They just called to keep calling them F slurs.

00:06:37.720 And he's just like, they love me.

00:06:38.840 And they're just like, yeah, no, it's weird because they pay me at the same time.

00:06:42.140 That's a weird dynamic, right? 1.00

00:06:43.800 I'm like, you know, they'll pay and the super chat will be like, you're a despicable faggot. 1.00

00:06:47.720 Here's $20. 1.00

00:06:48.600 I'm like, all right, dude, thank you.

00:06:50.620 Yeah, dude.

00:06:51.040 Yeah.

00:06:51.160 There you go. 0.97

00:06:51.580 Hey, shout out real buy or die. 0.99

00:06:53.660 Pay to beat people up. 0.97

00:06:54.740 I would do that.

00:06:55.740 Oh yeah.

00:06:56.840 I guess that's what it is.

00:06:57.360 Maybe you got a swag, dude.

00:06:58.620 I was listening to your last episode.

00:07:00.120 You guys did the Chronicles.

00:07:01.120 You're talking about your homeless swag when you're a homeless teenager, still, still getting

00:07:05.600 a girlfriend.

00:07:06.800 Yeah.

00:07:07.340 Yeah.

00:07:07.660 I don't know how I managed to pull that.

00:07:09.240 I mean, she realized that it was a bad move and that she shouldn't have been there. 0.97

00:07:13.140 And it took her, it just took her a really long time to like decide to go suck somebody 1.00

00:07:16.960 else's dick. 1.00

00:07:17.540 And then after that, she was like, oh yeah, like dicks with homes are way better than homeless 1.00

00:07:23.780 dicks. 0.99

00:07:24.200 Oh, smell better at least, but I assume tastes better by proxy. 0.90

00:07:29.060 Yeah.

00:07:29.360 I would imagine it's linked to your olfactory glands, right?

00:07:34.300 Yeah.

00:07:34.580 Also access to a shower, you know, petty things like that. 0.99

00:07:38.740 It's cool though.

00:07:39.620 You can't watch out the Puerto Rican though. 0.99

00:07:41.500 Like you can try, but like it's like the Mexican too, dude. 1.00

00:07:45.320 You can't get the fucking spick out. 0.99

00:07:47.240 The Puerto Rican thing is like a, it's more of like a grease, you know, like you need a deep 1.00

00:07:51.980 greaser. 0.96

00:07:52.620 Yeah.

00:07:53.020 But even still, it's, it's, it's a trope.

00:07:56.060 It's, it'll never come out.

00:07:56.600 Which is why if you go to Top's house, all of his, uh, he's got several bathrooms and

00:08:01.020 each one is only stocked with Dawn dish soap.

00:08:03.900 Yeah.

00:08:04.980 Interestingly enough.

00:08:05.720 So is the refrigerator right next to the chicken, but in his showers, it needs to be, there needs

00:08:10.060 to be a degreaser compound in order to get that off.

00:08:16.420 These are facts.

00:08:17.460 These are facts.

00:08:17.880 I'm sorry, people.

00:08:19.040 Yeah. 0.82

00:08:19.360 Jars of three flowers for all the Mexicans out there. 1.00

00:08:22.520 Yes. 0.91

00:08:22.840 There you go.

00:08:23.460 Oh, see, are you Mexican?

00:08:25.420 I am honorary Mexican because when I, when I left the military a little bit early, I lived

00:08:32.740 in Texas and section eight with all Mexicans for about two and a half years.

00:08:37.100 So yes, I think that's about as I'm more Mexican than some Mexicans are because of that.

00:08:41.000 I live next to Mexicans and Puerto Ricans.

00:08:44.220 And I have to admit, um, I find the Mexicans much more favorable.

00:08:48.400 I don't know what it is. 0.99

00:08:49.160 The, the Puerto Ricans are despicable and it's not just because my co-host is a despicable 1.00

00:08:52.620 Puerto Rican, but like the, it's, it's something about like their music and how loud they're 0.99

00:08:57.500 willing to play it.

00:08:58.420 And then also, um, how chaotic they're willing to be like the Mexicans go to the, there's 1.00

00:09:03.980 a grill behind my apartment and they'll just go there.

00:09:07.080 They'll play music, but at a reasonable level and they'll just drink quietly and cook, you

00:09:11.320 know, really delicious food.

00:09:12.320 Whereas the, the Puerto Ricans, like they want you to get angry at them so that they 1.00

00:09:17.080 can stab you. 0.99

00:09:17.920 It's more likely. 0.98

00:09:19.020 Yeah, dude, it's interesting.

00:09:20.140 Uh, like, I don't know, maybe it's because I'm a Mexican, but I'll dig like, uh, mariachi 0.99

00:09:24.440 over fucking, uh, reggaeton any goddamn day. 0.99

00:09:27.620 Reggaeton drives me nuts, dude. 1.00

00:09:29.020 And I can't eat plantains.

00:09:31.140 They're not good.

00:09:32.000 I don't mind them.

00:09:32.480 I, cause I, you know, I try to do like a dietary thing sometimes and I'm like, plantains

00:09:36.160 are a little bit better as long as they're not in like a vegetable, uh, oil, but

00:09:40.080 I'm not ready to feed plantains to Puerto Rico.

00:09:43.320 I don't believe that they have any sort of right to plantains. 0.95

00:09:46.460 No, that's a little bit silly. 0.93

00:09:48.060 Yeah. 0.60

00:09:48.260 Yeah.

00:09:48.440 No, they don't.

00:09:49.240 The plantains are for everybody.

00:09:53.360 There is something really weird about Puerto Rico.

00:09:55.720 Cause I've, I've worked with Puerto Ricans, not by choice, but just by chance for like

00:09:59.780 my entire life.

00:10:00.620 And it does seem that without fail, every cool Puerto Rican that I know absolutely despises 1.00

00:10:06.800 other Puerto Ricans, um, which seems like one of the few traits that you would look for

00:10:12.300 in a Puerto Rican friend is that they don't like other Puerto Ricans.

00:10:15.700 Yeah.

00:10:16.280 That's actually interesting.

00:10:17.320 Right.

00:10:17.540 Cause other races, like you'll find that within Asian communities, there's racism towards

00:10:22.460 other Asians, right?

00:10:23.280 Like Japanese feel like they're at the top of the hierarchy and then, you know, Taiwanese 1.00

00:10:28.640 and yada, yada, they're all undesirable Browns kind of. 0.88

00:10:31.980 And you'll find that within the Spanish community too.

00:10:34.260 Oh, it's huge, dude.

00:10:35.320 Huge.

00:10:36.060 And, and even, and even black people, there's like a light-skinned, dark-skinned hierarchy, 0.92

00:10:39.780 but Puerto Ricans are judged on their ability to hate themselves.

00:10:44.200 Like if they hate themselves, then you go, okay, this one's valuable.

00:10:48.080 See, Puerto Ricans are on top though, because you guys have American citizenship. 1.00

00:10:52.460 They're on the fucking top of the fucking hierarchy. 1.00

00:10:55.140 I would agree with that. 1.00

00:10:55.840 They don't fucking deserve it. 1.00

00:10:56.760 Okay. 0.99

00:10:56.960 Let me tell you about my family, my family is a, a, a, an array, a range from white with

00:11:03.980 blonde hair, blue eyes to black with just black hair, black eyes, steal your bike kind 1.00

00:11:10.460 of shit. 1.00

00:11:10.860 And the reason why Puerto Ricans hate Puerto Ricans is because it's the mix. 1.00

00:11:15.600 They're like white, black, Daino, Indian. 0.98

00:11:18.600 I'm even part like Irish.

00:11:20.220 Like I don't even know.

00:11:21.440 They throw it through that in there.

00:11:22.580 It's just a mutt.

00:11:23.340 It's a mix of people, but they come from an Island.

00:11:25.880 That's all that it means. 1.00

00:11:27.500 Um, an Island made of trash. 0.99

00:11:29.520 It's a, it's a literally a trash heap Island. 1.00

00:11:31.920 So like we hate ourselves. 0.98

00:11:33.420 We hate our other fam. 0.95

00:11:35.180 I hate my family. 0.99

00:11:36.140 I hate other Puerto Ricans, but rightly so, because they're so different. 1.00

00:11:39.100 And it's like, it's not just one thing. 0.97

00:11:40.760 Like a Mexican is a Mexican. 0.98

00:11:42.200 They're kind of like the same thing.

00:11:44.180 Puerto Ricans are not. 1.00

00:11:45.360 They should be.

00:11:45.820 Yeah.

00:11:45.980 They're bioweapons. 1.00

00:11:46.980 They're Jewish bioweapons should be eradicated from the face of the earth. 1.00

00:11:50.100 Actually, funny story. 1.00

00:11:51.120 My, my grandma used to call my, my cousin trapo negro sucio, which means. 0.99

00:11:56.960 A dirty, but he's black. 1.00

00:11:58.920 She would call him a dirty black rag when he was 12. 1.00

00:12:02.720 Rag. 1.00

00:12:03.380 Damn, dude. 1.00

00:12:04.300 And she was right. 1.00

00:12:05.680 Yeah.

00:12:05.800 That might be the worst part of that insult.

00:12:07.680 Trio is the rag part. 1.00

00:12:08.900 Like, damn, you talk about some shit. 1.00

00:12:10.320 You just wipe things up with and toss inside. 1.00

00:12:12.240 Yeah.

00:12:12.360 That's, that's pretty insulting. 0.94

00:12:14.140 I don't know if you guys saw it, but I recently got, uh, doxed and attacked by every black person 1.00

00:12:20.300 on Twitter. 0.89

00:12:21.580 Um, and that was a lot of fun.

00:12:23.520 I don't know if you guys want to get into that at all, but.

00:12:25.720 Yeah, dude. 0.98

00:12:26.200 Let's fucking talk about it. 1.00

00:12:27.260 That's fucked up. 1.00

00:12:28.580 Yeah. 0.99

00:12:28.980 It was a weird situation because more or less all that happened was my, my son had

00:12:33.560 like a, a rough day at school and he described to me like some of the kids that were screwing

00:12:37.840 with them. 0.98

00:12:38.220 And it just so happened that everyone that he described was, was black.

00:12:40.900 And I didn't, you know, say anything on that.

00:12:44.180 I kind of just kind of, you know, cause it's like, it's, it's treacherous waters, right?

00:12:48.160 I don't want to piss off my wife by, by indoctrinating our child.

00:12:52.180 Um, I, and I kind of also think there's value in like finding things out for yourself.

00:12:56.420 Right.

00:12:56.980 So I watch him have this moment and he actually does say to me out loud, he's like, uh, yeah,

00:13:02.400 I kind of noticed that they're all black. 0.98

00:13:03.800 Like all the mean ones are black. 1.00

00:13:05.080 And I'm like, I'm sitting there driving. 0.98

00:13:06.520 I'm going, yeah, dude, that's kind of what's going on here.

00:13:10.280 So, so when we get back to the house, I just make a quick tweet about it because you

00:13:14.820 know, it's, what's what I do.

00:13:15.940 So I go, Hey, you know, um, talk to my son, got a couple of problem kids. 0.98

00:13:19.700 Turns out they're all black. 0.99

00:13:20.800 And I, and I did jokingly name them Jamal and Dayquil, which was maybe insulting.

00:13:26.020 So what ends up happening is it goes viral to the tune of like 18 million people.

00:13:31.360 And, uh, I get doxxed.

00:13:34.100 I, I, I get death threats in like the hundreds, um, in my DMS and everything.

00:13:40.340 And then, uh, they actually ended up, there we go.

00:13:43.960 We can go get your Dayquil merch over, uh, toplobsy.com. 0.89

00:13:47.520 Dangerous retards. 1.00

00:13:48.340 Yeah. 0.99

00:13:48.820 And also your dangerous retards merch. 0.99

00:13:50.240 Uh, so, so yeah, they end up doxxing me.

00:13:52.400 And then, uh, the, the icing on the cake is that they call CPS on me.

00:13:55.880 They find my child's school and they call a CPS on me.

00:13:58.920 And so, uh, I've been going through, uh, quite the gambit, um, for this past week.

00:14:04.500 Uh, but I don't know why, um, when I did it to white people, I did the exact same thing. 0.74

00:14:10.340 I don't know if you guys saw that.

00:14:11.260 I changed the tweet.

00:14:12.420 I changed the names from Jamal and Dayquil to, um, Carter and Pubert. 0.88

00:14:17.300 And I, I then dunked on white people for an entire 24 hours. 0.99

00:14:21.400 Nobody gave a shit. 1.00

00:14:22.360 Yeah. 0.96

00:14:22.600 How many did that?

00:14:23.280 I, yep.

00:14:24.640 Nobody threatened to kill me.

00:14:25.800 Nobody doxxed me.

00:14:26.800 None of that stuff. 0.83

00:14:27.660 Um, I still am searching for the elusive reason, uh, that the blacks got so upset. 0.73

00:14:33.800 I, I don't know why, but, um.

00:14:35.300 White people don't get mad.

00:14:36.500 So I've, I've angered the white community.

00:14:38.140 They don't get mad when you make fun of them necessarily.

00:14:40.700 Uh, if, if it's compounded with telling them to take accountability, then they get really

00:14:44.800 mad.

00:14:45.100 Like, uh, I got doxxed by Groypers. 0.99

00:14:47.560 I told them, I was like, Hey, listen, the Jews run everything, but it's not their fault.

00:14:51.580 Like take control of your own life. 1.00

00:14:53.280 And they were like, Hey, fuck you, you Brown. 1.00

00:14:56.020 And I was like, Oh, take it easy. 1.00

00:14:57.740 And then they kept going.

00:14:58.780 They kept going. 1.00

00:14:59.340 So I was like, listen, man, your sister's having sex with the family dog and they lost their 1.00

00:15:03.020 shit. 1.00

00:15:04.420 Dude, there is something about white women fucking dogs lately. 1.00

00:15:07.400 You find it so often. 1.00

00:15:09.080 Uh, I have a whole segment on, on schizo called low quality whites. 0.90

00:15:13.420 And I just find it. 0.99

00:15:15.500 Dude, you gotta, God damn, be better. 0.99

00:15:18.180 Yeah. 1.00

00:15:18.380 And the words of Oprah, be better.

00:15:20.580 It all starts with a mouth to mouth kiss.

00:15:22.840 And it deteriorates from there.

00:15:24.360 Like once you've crossed the Rubicon, there's, it's only a few extra steps to get to like

00:15:29.140 the full.

00:15:30.600 Yeah.

00:15:31.020 To that red rocket.

00:15:31.980 Well, I was watching a video the other day where it's like this woman who is otherwise 0.85

00:15:35.820 like beautiful, right?

00:15:36.920 She's sitting there and, um, she looks like she could be a model. 1.00

00:15:41.540 Uh, and she's like highly fashionable, whatever. 1.00

00:15:44.840 And she's got her dog and she's kind of mushing up her dog. 0.96

00:15:47.560 Like one would you push up your dog a little bit.

00:15:49.820 Right.

00:15:50.200 And then all of a sudden it's, you know, she starts licking her face and once or twice

00:15:54.460 is like, Oh, okay.

00:15:55.300 Get out of here. 1.00

00:15:55.820 You nasty son of a bitch. 1.00

00:15:56.860 But then she just opens her mouth. 1.00

00:15:59.520 And this thing just starts cleaning the, just one, two, three, four, like the fucking, 0.99

00:16:04.460 the Tootsie pop owl in the tree. 0.99

00:16:06.120 Like so many licks to get to the center of the Tootsie pop.

00:16:09.100 Just her mouth is open.

00:16:10.180 And this thing is just tonguing her down. 1.00

00:16:11.600 And I'm going, yeah, that's right. 1.00

00:16:13.280 White women have sex with the pet. 1.00

00:16:14.400 I don't know why, I don't know what it is, what's so alluring about them, but, uh, it's 1.00

00:16:18.440 kind of the same energy.

00:16:19.440 I think that makes women write werewolf smut, you know what I mean? 1.00

00:16:24.740 Where it's like Nephilim shit, really? 1.00

00:16:26.500 It's Nephilim shit. 1.00

00:16:27.160 Yes. 1.00

00:16:27.500 Yeah.

00:16:28.200 Yeah, it is.

00:16:28.720 Thomas, you and I need to do a reading. 0.76

00:16:30.240 We got to do a fucking, we found a lot of, uh, Bigfoot erotica and we've been, uh, I would 0.86

00:16:35.500 love, dude, I would love to read some Bigfoot erotica with you. 0.98

00:16:38.420 Are you kidding me?

00:16:39.020 Let's do it, man.

00:16:39.380 You have any on hand, do you?

00:16:40.740 Pages and pages, yeah.

00:16:41.820 That's actually a really good idea.

00:16:43.260 Maybe we do that before we get back into the Chick track. 0.97

00:16:46.200 Oh my God.

00:16:46.980 You should start every show of Reality Czars with like, okay, what we're going to do.

00:16:50.640 Read a couple chapters.

00:16:52.220 Yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to provide, you know, in the private chat, I'm going to

00:16:54.700 send you an excerpt and all I want you to do, just a dry read.

00:16:57.780 No context.

00:16:58.720 Just start reading, you know, the intimate relations between this white woman and her dog or Bigfoot, 0.87

00:17:03.340 whatever.

00:17:03.900 Well, before we get too far off the topic of Puerto Ricans and speaking of reading, I just, I have

00:17:08.840 one of my favorite quotes pulled up.

00:17:11.140 This is from Lieutenant Colonel Cornelius P. Rhodes.

00:17:15.600 I'm sure you guys have probably heard this before.

00:17:17.840 I'm just going to give you the highlight, but this guy was involved in MKUltra research.

00:17:22.260 He was fairly big up in military intelligence and he gets stationed in Puerto Rico and he's

00:17:28.420 writing back home and this is what he writes.

00:17:31.080 I'm going to cut right to the good part.

00:17:32.480 He saw what I saw. 0.87

00:17:33.560 He says, I can get a damn fine job here and I'm tempted to take it. 0.97

00:17:39.040 It would be ideal except for the Puerto Ricans. 1.00

00:17:42.480 They are beyond doubt the dirtiest, laziest, most degenerate and fievish race of men ever 1.00

00:17:48.660 inhabiting this sphere. 1.00

00:17:49.980 It makes you sick to inhabit the same island with them. 0.97

00:17:53.420 They're even lower than Italians. 1.00

00:17:55.260 What the island needs is not a public health work, but a tidal wave or something totally 0.68

00:18:00.460 to exterminate the population that then it might be livable. 0.68

00:18:04.600 I've done my best to further the process of extermination by killing off eight and transplanting 0.96

00:18:10.360 cancer into several more.

00:18:12.280 The latter has not resulted in any fatalities so far.

00:18:15.740 The matter of consideration for the patient's welfare plays no role here.

00:18:19.000 In fact, all physicians take delight in the abuse and torture of these unfortunate subjects.

00:18:25.860 Sincerely, Tusty.

00:18:29.100 Tony Inchcliff, dude. 0.99

00:18:31.720 Goddamn. 0.99

00:18:33.080 That was incredible, dude. 0.99

00:18:34.700 He's not wrong. 0.53

00:18:35.880 He's wrong.

00:18:36.540 Where he is wrong, he's wrong in his application.

00:18:39.780 So I was like, I agree.

00:18:41.200 Puerto Rico, yes.

00:18:41.980 But what about Jamaica?

00:18:42.840 What about Haiti?

00:18:43.660 What about the Dominican Republic?

00:18:45.280 Just the islands.

00:18:47.080 Cleanse them with water.

00:18:47.920 Cleanse them, and then with fire, and then maybe, then maybe you could re-inhabit it.

00:18:52.860 But yeah, no, he's 100% right.

00:18:54.660 Owen Benjamin even makes a great point about it, where it's like, if you're from an island

00:18:58.200 where mangoes grow, you're worried about mangoes and squirting.

00:19:01.700 And you could hear it in their music.

00:19:03.920 The music is very like, you know, like reggaeton, boom, squirt, boom.

00:19:07.000 Yeah, it's all about squirting.

00:19:08.600 Squirt, grind, squirt. 1.00

00:19:10.620 But white people in Siberia are writing like these, how would you explain it?

00:19:16.400 I mean, you just look at the sheet music for like an orchestral piece or classical music.

00:19:21.080 Everything is organized.

00:19:22.180 There's like strife and suffering within it because they're living in the cold.

00:19:25.560 Yeah, I think it has a lot to do with cumming because there's something about like sunlight. 0.51

00:19:31.380 Yeah, yeah.

00:19:31.920 If you're in the sunlight a lot and you're eating a lot of fruit, I do think like there's

00:19:35.380 a biological response, like sunlight on a mostly naked body, plus, you know, all this 0.93

00:19:40.240 vitamin dump from, there's a lot of cum being produced. 0.83

00:19:42.760 And I think it's just knocking at the door all the time. 0.90

00:19:46.340 And I think it's really not even their fault.

00:19:48.720 It's right.

00:19:49.180 Just the human disposition that that calls to them.

00:19:53.020 Right.

00:19:53.260 But if you're in a cold place, no sunlight, no fruit. 0.96

00:19:55.760 Well, there's not a bunch of cum knocking at the door. 0.99

00:19:57.980 And therefore, you have more time like to create a beautiful symphony, maybe. 0.80

00:20:01.400 Or architecture that's beautiful part come in.

00:20:03.760 Do you have any theories on this?

00:20:05.580 It's just a low time preference, right?

00:20:08.880 I mean, you know, they don't have they have a little bit of time between the this time

00:20:13.660 when they squirt and the next time when they squirt, they have to they don't have time

00:20:16.880 to make a period.

00:20:18.800 Yeah, yeah.

00:20:20.140 Everything is just a transitionary period between squirting.

00:20:23.340 And so you're not left with a whole lot of time to do your own labor.

00:20:26.860 Go to Jamaica. 0.86

00:20:27.400 I'm I'm actually very close to debating Louis J.

00:20:30.120 Gomez on Jamaica.

00:20:30.860 But it's just an island of squirt.

00:20:33.140 It's just like you can tell the people they like they all they're trying to do is get

00:20:36.240 a tip, which means like they're robbing you.

00:20:38.200 It's like a tip is like a low grade fever of robbing you.

00:20:42.120 Like instead of the worst aspects of Puerto Ricans in the best way possible. 0.98

00:20:48.900 Yeah.

00:20:49.200 And he has got in Puerto Rico. 0.99

00:20:51.160 Like he's everything that you read, Thomas, is fucking Louis J. 0.99

00:20:55.000 Gomez. 0.99

00:20:55.520 Yeah.

00:20:55.680 100 percent.

00:20:56.180 Yeah.

00:20:56.460 I don't really I would love to know what Cornelius P.

00:20:59.400 Rhodes would have thought about reggaeton because he prayed and predated reggaeton by

00:21:02.720 like a whole generation.

00:21:04.400 He probably would have had even more choice words over that.

00:21:07.540 Yeah. 0.84

00:21:07.780 He would have killed the whole island. 1.00

00:21:08.820 There's no fucking way. 1.00

00:21:10.080 There's no way. 0.99

00:21:10.320 And we would have been better off for it.

00:21:11.300 But listen, Goy is a Goy is a great, you know, seasoning to put on your food and they 0.99

00:21:15.600 make some nice beans and shit. 0.98

00:21:16.780 So it's not completely irredeemable. 0.97

00:21:18.940 But yeah, listen, Louis J. 0.98

00:21:20.220 Gomez is a type of Puerto Rican that resonates deeply with Jamaica because he's trash, just 1.00

00:21:24.400 like Jamaica, although he's not trash. 0.98

00:21:27.280 I'm setting the I'm setting the precedent for this this debate here on this show here. 0.99

00:21:31.840 He acts like he's trash. 1.00

00:21:33.540 He is trash, but he's also got a lot of money. 1.00

00:21:36.180 So he goes to Jamaica. 0.99

00:21:37.460 He stays in a resort and he sees the nice parts, but he likes the frequency of it being 0.98

00:21:41.540 garbage. 1.00

00:21:42.040 Yeah, I went to Jamaica and the moment I stepped foot on the ground, I said, this place is fucking 1.00

00:21:46.900 garbage. 1.00

00:21:47.600 Everything about it. 0.99

00:21:48.580 I could just it emanates trash all the way all the way to the point when I left all like

00:21:54.600 my entire existence there to the point when I left the airport, I went into the souvenir 0.99

00:21:59.280 shop and I asked the lady, I said, tell me a little bit about this motherfucker on the 1.00

00:22:03.040 wall. 0.99

00:22:03.360 And it's Bob Marley.

00:22:04.820 And apparently he died of cancer of the toe, which that's not even a thing.

00:22:09.200 It's like the whole island is make believe.

00:22:11.480 I'm not sure it actually exists, but that definitely didn't happen.

00:22:14.960 He didn't die of cancer of the toe. 0.99

00:22:16.780 He wasn't the fucking lion. 1.00

00:22:18.380 This is the same shit. 1.00

00:22:20.740 I'm I'm second guessing every fucking thing I was ever taught. 1.00

00:22:24.140 Yeah, there's no way Bob Marley died of cancer of the toe. 1.00

00:22:26.200 That's bullshit. 0.99

00:22:27.240 If he even existed. 1.00

00:22:28.460 It's the only instance I've ever heard of it.

00:22:30.200 I've not heard of another one since Bob Marley is just more of Thomas's AI art is like 0.98

00:22:35.480 we're like trying to figure out what the fuck was this? 0.98

00:22:37.600 Yeah. 0.99

00:22:37.940 Yeah.

00:22:38.160 But I do think this might be ageless. 1.00

00:22:42.260 He could have created all of this with this fucking AI. 0.99

00:22:44.420 I have no idea how fucking old Thomas is. 1.00

00:22:46.140 I don't even know what this is. 0.99

00:22:46.880 Before they had the heart attack gun, the CIA had like the toe cancer gun.

00:22:51.680 And that's pretty much where it started and ended with Bob Marley.

00:22:55.420 Well, yeah, it only works on on people who are low time preference and in between squirts.

00:23:00.260 I was like, how did he die?

00:23:01.760 Oh, cancer de toe. 1.00

00:23:03.560 I was like the fuck out of here, man. 0.98

00:23:04.940 I had like a fake weed, like a little weed grinder. 0.99

00:23:09.140 I just stole it. 1.00

00:23:09.780 And I was like, you're fucking lying. 1.00

00:23:10.840 I left. 1.00

00:23:11.280 I'm like, don't talk.

00:23:12.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:23:12.620 I put up with like with enough on this fucking island. 0.99

00:23:15.660 But it's virtually indistinctable from Puerto Rico because I went there recently too. 1.00

00:23:19.980 And I was like, holy shit. 0.95

00:23:20.740 This is like, it's nicer than Jamaica, but like, man, not much, not much. 0.99

00:23:24.880 Something's wrong with the islands.

00:23:26.220 We need another flood.

00:23:27.820 Yeah.

00:23:28.080 Maybe a bomb. 1.00

00:23:28.860 Let's just get fucking get rid of these people. 1.00

00:23:30.360 It's just, well, look, if we're being honest, I leave the country though. 1.00

00:23:34.400 It's the same.

00:23:35.660 Like everywhere.

00:23:36.760 The entire world is a third world country besides America. 0.99

00:23:39.960 And then most of America is kind of shitty too. 1.00

00:23:41.840 But, uh, God damn, dude, Mexico. 1.00

00:23:45.820 Holy shit. 1.00

00:23:46.660 Is it awful? 0.99

00:23:47.800 Well, what I've been talking about there, right?

00:23:49.540 Like, uh, our wives were like, oh, we want to like experience culture. 1.00

00:23:52.780 And I'm like, fucking why? 0.99

00:23:54.820 Yeah, dude. 1.00

00:23:55.540 I'm so beat to death with that notion.

00:23:57.180 This idea like, oh, we have to go out.

00:23:58.560 We have to experience culture. 0.99

00:23:59.660 Like, I don't fucking like culture. 1.00

00:24:01.360 I hate culture. 0.99

00:24:02.280 I don't want to go back and see the way that you used to dress before we fucking colonized you. 0.99

00:24:06.580 I don't care about that. 0.97

00:24:07.780 My wife wants to go to India, dude. 1.00

00:24:09.960 And I've seen enough goddamn videos. 0.99

00:24:12.320 There's no fucking way we're going to India. 1.00

00:24:14.260 Don't hold on. 1.00

00:24:15.120 There's no fucking way. 1.00

00:24:16.400 Hey, so you can get finger banged through your clothing. 1.00

00:24:19.540 In front of me by, by a pack of 12 Indian dudes.

00:24:22.640 And I can't even do anything because individually, they're not that tough at all.

00:24:25.940 Uh, Bollywood don't let Bollywood lie to you.

00:24:28.180 They're not that strong. 1.00

00:24:29.100 They can't throw motorcycles through the air and fucking, they're not good with guns or anything like that. 0.97

00:24:33.340 In fact, it seems to be that their main enemy is like heavy machinery. 0.98

00:24:37.800 But that's what's going to happen to you. 1.00

00:24:39.520 If you go there, you're going to get finger fucked through your, through your pants, uh, by a bunch of Indian dudes. 1.00

00:24:44.020 You guys ever heard of the Hijra? 1.00

00:24:45.640 H-I-J-R-A? 0.99

00:24:47.340 No.

00:24:48.180 All right.

00:24:48.540 This is a, it's the origination of transgenderism. 0.93

00:24:51.520 Well, at least like that we know of. 1.00

00:24:53.200 And it started in 1500 BC, but the Hijra are a sect of people in, in India specifically, and they're all a bunch of trannies and they fucking run around doing tranny shit. 1.00

00:25:04.540 They like, I think in 2014, yeah, in 2014, India was, uh, made them like legal and they gave them all this rights and stuff. 0.95

00:25:11.400 And it's like, it's kind of interesting how like that transgender movement sort of started to become popular right after that. 0.99

00:25:17.920 I think all of this shit, all this Nephilim shit comes from India with all their eight armed gods that they're worshiping. 1.00

00:25:24.720 And the fucking fallen angel gods. 1.00

00:25:26.640 Yeah, dude. 0.99

00:25:27.140 It's, it all comes from there.

00:25:27.960 Before we start painting with these broad strokes and just like offending large amounts of people, are we talking passable or non-passable? 0.99

00:25:33.560 I thought that's why we came on this fucking show. 0.96

00:25:36.100 Like they're at least passable, right? 0.99

00:25:37.500 Oh no, hold on.

00:25:38.340 No, no, no.

00:25:39.160 It's funny too, because before we started the show.

00:25:41.120 Thomas?

00:25:42.740 What?

00:25:43.220 You tell me.

00:25:43.820 Who's passable, Thomas?

00:25:45.420 Let's see.

00:25:45.800 No, I'm asking if they're, oh, okay.

00:25:47.440 No, go ahead.

00:25:47.760 Answer the question.

00:25:48.640 Answer your own question, Thomas.

00:25:49.360 Look at his hands.

00:25:51.320 Passable?

00:25:52.320 Passable?

00:25:52.780 Sir!

00:25:53.480 Sir! 0.99

00:25:53.860 Thomas, you wouldn't even be able to see your junk if he was holding your hands. 0.98

00:25:57.060 Where's the matter of me? 0.99

00:25:59.440 Yeah.

00:25:59.700 Excuse me, sir.

00:26:00.580 Excuse me, sir.

00:26:01.200 Come here, matter of me, sir.

00:26:02.280 And they're all pulling you.

00:26:03.060 Matter of me, sir.

00:26:03.660 Matter of me, sir.

00:26:04.200 The worst, dude.

00:26:04.620 Actually looks like most of the female Sicilians of my family. 1.00

00:26:08.320 Just heavily mustachied women. 1.00

00:26:13.020 Good God, man.

00:26:14.160 Honestly, I mean, listen.

00:26:14.980 It's funny too.

00:26:15.640 Just for the audience, before we started the show, we were asking what we were going to

00:26:19.540 talk about.

00:26:20.000 And they said, first Mexicans, then Puerto Ricans. 0.96

00:26:22.000 We're going to move to blacks, and then we're going to Indians right afterwards. 1.00

00:26:24.840 So, so far, so good. 0.99

00:26:25.860 We're crushing.

00:26:26.620 We're in next trannies. 0.94

00:26:28.680 Listen, they're getting really good with the transgender people nowadays.

00:26:32.160 In America.

00:26:33.220 In America.

00:26:33.740 Yeah. 0.99

00:26:33.920 Before that they, a good transgender person before looked like an ugly woman. 1.00

00:26:39.380 Like, you'd be like, oh yeah, this looks like an ugly bitch that I've seen before. 1.00

00:26:42.220 Now. 1.00

00:26:42.420 Yeah, Caitlyn Jenner.

00:26:43.500 We just went on Reddit forward slash, or our Reddit, or whatever it is, transpassing.

00:26:49.000 It's a really fun site.

00:26:50.060 And on Tower Gang, every so often we'll go, we have a drop that says transpotting. 0.80

00:26:55.360 This is a, I'm putting this on my YouTube.

00:26:56.960 I got to take this off right away.

00:26:57.960 But we go on there, and basically the game is like, we scroll through, and we check

00:27:02.960 them out, and we see if we could fucking tell what they are, or which way they're coming 0.84

00:27:08.140 from. 0.97

00:27:08.360 That's a fantastic game, dude.

00:27:09.100 I'm stealing that.

00:27:09.980 We're doing that on Schizo.

00:27:11.220 I get it.

00:27:11.960 Yeah, do it.

00:27:12.660 It's great.

00:27:13.340 It's great.

00:27:14.140 But here's the problem.

00:27:14.460 The government doesn't want you to know that the trannies are free. 1.00

00:27:16.980 You can just look them up and judge them.

00:27:18.400 The government doesn't want you to know that the trannies are actually passing. 1.00

00:27:21.060 They're literally, I mean, like, we're looking at them, we're like, damn, this is like, 0.91

00:27:24.540 I'm sure, like, in real life, it might be a different story. 0.56

00:27:26.880 But on these pictures, I'm like, these guys are getting good.

00:27:29.160 Because they're doing angles, right?

00:27:30.420 Like, a chick will kind of do a downward angle. 1.00

00:27:33.020 So if you're a bad-looking dude that's dressed as a woman, you know you have that edge. 1.00

00:27:37.820 So there are certain things you can pull off.

00:27:40.560 But yeah, I think in real life, I don't know, man.

00:27:43.600 Every time I, if I was next to a passing tranny, I guess I wouldn't know, right? 1.00

00:27:48.320 But I feel like every time I've ever seen a tranny in the wild, I've been like, what the 1.00

00:27:51.800 fuck? 0.99

00:27:52.080 Like, it's so, everybody is like, dude, what is happening over there? 1.00

00:27:56.720 I live in Portland, and every time you turn around, it's what the fuck? 0.99

00:28:01.540 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:02.040 Everyone's a goddamn tranny here. 1.00

00:28:03.960 It's probably half of Portland is a goddamn tranny. 1.00

00:28:06.660 Did I tell you, Top, that I saw a tranny when we were coming back from Boca and we stopped 1.00

00:28:11.860 at that rest stop?

00:28:12.840 I saw one.

00:28:14.020 Oh, really?

00:28:14.420 So yeah, they also have filters and stuff, so it's not good.

00:28:17.300 But I was walking to the men's room, and out of the men's room came something that was

00:28:22.080 vaguely feminine, but it was also brushing seven feet tall. 0.98

00:28:25.800 And I was like, it doesn't fucking matter, dude. 0.98

00:28:27.080 Yeah, and I was like, you're huge. 0.99

00:28:28.400 You're weird.

00:28:29.000 You have a bigger dong than me. 0.99

00:28:30.280 What's funny about this, we picked up a transgender slang term that they use among themselves, 0.99

00:28:35.880 but I'm going to tell you here, so everybody fucking buckle up. 0.99

00:28:38.900 It's called clocking. 0.97

00:28:40.260 And it's great once you figure it out, because they were like, oh, am I passing?

00:28:46.040 Because I was being clocked the other day, and I was like, what's that mean?

00:28:48.960 So I looked it up.

00:28:50.220 I had to dig pretty deep.

00:28:51.340 So clocking is like, look at how Thomas is sitting, like the Fed, right?

00:28:55.480 Like a cop.

00:28:56.560 And he's got his radar gun, and it's just like a guy goes by.

00:28:59.400 He's like, guy, guy, guy, you're clocking them.

00:29:02.800 And then you get a, this one's going 65.

00:29:05.540 They're going a little too quick here.

00:29:06.960 And then you're clocking them.

00:29:09.120 So that's what, they've noticed that, like we're noticing, which is a very funny thing.

00:29:14.620 So, yeah.

00:29:15.980 You know, I've been doing this my whole life, actually, now that I think about it.

00:29:19.020 My mom, my mom and me would play a game, and we'd always spot the tranny. 1.00

00:29:23.900 That was like one of our funnest games, was spotting the tranny. 1.00

00:29:26.420 Have you lived in Portland your entire life?

00:29:28.920 Northern California.

00:29:29.820 Oh, that's unfortunate, because I can't imagine ever seeing enough trannies to play a game 1.00

00:29:34.500 with my mom about trannies. 0.84

00:29:35.680 Like, I've seen enough to count, honestly, in real life, maybe enough to count on one hand.

00:29:42.120 For real?

00:29:43.400 Yeah.

00:29:44.080 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:29:44.860 Oh, dear.

00:29:45.180 What are you doing with that other hand while you're counting, exactly?

00:29:47.600 I have another free hand.

00:29:51.580 I can pull with it, and I can go, there's another one, there's another.

00:29:53.680 I've never seen, look, I mean, I live in New Jersey.

00:29:56.100 That's a major metropolitan, you know, it's a tri-state area.

00:29:59.640 I guess maybe I got out of there before the really big tranny blow up. 1.00

00:30:04.940 But I've never, and then living in Florida now, like, I think I might have seen one since

00:30:09.400 I arrived.

00:30:10.040 So not a common thing at all.

00:30:12.460 I can't believe you had enough going away, I guess it's Portland or it's Northern California.

00:30:17.600 That's just not the norm everywhere else, man.

00:30:19.180 There was a ton of trannies, but we'd also play other things. 1.00

00:30:21.680 Like, we'd spot, like, the Mennonites, we'd spot these Pentecostals, like, the other weirdo 0.72

00:30:26.080 religious people. 0.97

00:30:27.160 She's just teaching you to notice, dog.

00:30:29.080 Yeah, no, my mom was teaching me to notice, like, the whole time. 0.99

00:30:32.740 I've been fucking, I was built for this. 0.98

00:30:34.260 I've been clocking my whole life. 1.00

00:30:36.040 Now look at you.

00:30:38.540 This is what she raised you for.

00:30:40.260 Yeah, with tinfoil wrapped around your head.

00:30:43.220 They were transvestigating, like, another son combo when he was still in grade school. 1.00

00:30:47.580 Hell yeah, dude, that's called fucking family bonding, man. 1.00

00:30:50.020 I gotta get my mom on the show. 1.00

00:30:51.640 I really do. 1.00

00:30:52.480 She's such a fucking Zionist, though. 1.00

00:30:54.220 It's so terrible. 1.00

00:30:55.440 She loves you so much. 1.00

00:30:56.900 She's sexually attracted to Jews, too, which is fucking wild for me. 1.00

00:30:59.900 It's even worse. 1.00

00:31:00.720 Blacks and Jews, those are her fucking meat and potatoes. 1.00

00:31:04.060 That's crazy. 1.00

00:31:05.120 Mom, what's going on?

00:31:06.020 She did all that noticing, but clearly not enough.

00:31:08.260 You know what's funny is, too? 1.00

00:31:11.420 It's because, like, her lineage was Aryan as fuck. 1.00

00:31:15.440 Like, my mother and my grandfather was in the Ku Klux Klan. 1.00

00:31:19.140 His dad was in the Ku Klux Klan. 0.99

00:31:20.920 And, like, and I have my grandma, when I was a fucking kid, like, sit there and just look at me. 0.99

00:31:26.440 And was just staring at my arm, looking at my skin. 0.98

00:31:28.820 And then she just looked at me and goes, you just stay out the sun, boy.

00:31:32.860 He'll be right.

00:31:34.400 Just stay out the sun. 1.00

00:31:35.740 It's not your fault your mom will fuck the Mexican. 1.00

00:31:38.900 Oh, no. 1.00

00:31:39.860 What a disappointment.

00:31:41.160 Unbelievable.

00:31:41.760 Why'd that happen?

00:31:42.720 Maybe that's what she's doing. 1.00

00:31:44.060 She's going to actually try and make some brothers for you that are all way darker so that, again, you get lighter in comparison, maybe.

00:31:51.020 My mom was the original Mudshark, dude. 1.00

00:31:53.340 Yeah, my mom did the same thing, man. 0.72

00:31:55.180 She did the same thing.

00:31:55.880 It was, like, you know, my whole white side of the family, number one, gigantic men. 0.96

00:32:00.280 Number two, high-achieving men, right, open businesses and really made an impact in this area.

00:32:06.620 And then my mom was, like, what about a 5'6", 125-pound, vine-swinging South American dude?

00:32:13.340 What about that?

00:32:14.220 How about I throw that into the mix?

00:32:15.800 And then I come out.

00:32:16.340 Our moms would be best friends. 0.94

00:32:18.180 Yeah. 0.80

00:32:18.420 And just, I guess, mistakes that they've done, just going down memory lane of all the times they fucked up their entire lineage. 0.96

00:32:25.880 Very sad. 0.98

00:32:28.180 This is how you get Puerto Ricans. 1.00

00:32:29.340 You keep mixing, keep mixing, man. 1.00

00:32:30.720 You end up with an island full of trash, guys. 0.99

00:32:32.920 That's funny. 0.84

00:32:33.380 That's how you get, it's like Nephilim, Raphaim, you know, Eliud.

00:32:37.560 Like, you keep watering down the tragic bloodline.

00:32:40.620 Not to be racist, but I guess since we're on this show.

00:32:43.480 It's a little long or late for that, dude.

00:32:45.280 Yeah, I know.

00:32:45.860 There is something, too, like the race mixing, right? 1.00

00:32:48.640 Like, when you think about it, like, from a biblical standpoint, God's like, don't race mix.

00:32:53.300 And then we have Andrew.

00:32:54.320 Have you guys ever seen Andrew?

00:32:56.500 The Andrew Show?

00:32:57.960 No.

00:32:59.600 I don't even know if I can find it.

00:33:01.340 The Andrew Show is a classic.

00:33:02.660 But he's basically this white kid that is, he's being homeschooled.

00:33:07.020 And his parents are in the KKK.

00:33:09.140 And he's just there to do, like, short lessons.

00:33:11.120 And he'll tell you about, so I was watching The Lion King today.

00:33:14.040 And in the end, whatever he was talking about, like, the main lesson is, like, but we shouldn't

00:33:19.260 waste mix.

00:33:20.280 Like, my dad told me.

00:33:21.280 Was this for real?

00:33:22.580 Oh, legit.

00:33:23.440 Yeah.

00:33:23.860 He had a show, right?

00:33:24.720 I didn't find it.

00:33:25.240 It was, like, a recurring show on, like, a rather.

00:33:27.440 Yeah.

00:33:27.780 He used to watch it every day on Tower Gang, the Andrew Show.

00:33:30.840 No, no.

00:33:31.340 But I mean, like, didn't he have a channel, like a station?

00:33:34.220 Yeah, it was on, like, B-Cat.

00:33:35.520 Oh, yeah, here it is.

00:33:37.160 That's fast.

00:33:38.420 Yeah, it was on B-Cat or something like that.

00:33:40.500 One of these, like, cable broadcast TV networks.

00:33:43.600 Here we go.

00:33:44.220 I don't think they have any.

00:33:46.120 It's going to be hard to find the videos because obviously they're taking off YouTube.

00:33:48.840 But that's Andrew.

00:33:49.760 He's so cute.

00:33:50.240 Just a little kid with an adorable pug.

00:33:52.380 Yeah.

00:33:52.840 Hi, my name's Andrew.

00:33:53.980 This show's for all the white kids out there. 1.00

00:33:55.880 And that's, like, how it would start.

00:33:57.380 And it would just be called The Andrew Show. 0.99

00:33:59.760 Fuck, I got to see if I can find a video. 0.99

00:34:01.760 Are we sure this was not from Wundershausen? 1.00

00:34:04.880 Nah, dog.

00:34:05.520 This is from, like, broadcast TV.

00:34:07.180 We watched him grow up.

00:34:08.620 Like, he did it from that age to, like, he was a little bit older.

00:34:11.820 There's, like...

00:34:12.220 Can we find him now?

00:34:13.820 Yeah, it's on.

00:34:14.060 What does he have to do now?

00:34:15.200 He's got to be crushing right now.

00:34:16.460 Oh, no, we tried to find him.

00:34:17.720 We tried to find him to get him on the show.

00:34:19.420 But we can't.

00:34:20.480 Yeah.

00:34:21.340 Have you guys ever seen the video of Jerry Springer?

00:34:24.000 And they have all the white kids who are, like, I guess they're homeschooled and they're racist. 0.54

00:34:27.800 And they don't like... 0.98

00:34:29.580 They're talking about black people, right? 0.99

00:34:32.080 And basically, what happens is one of the black girls stands up in the audience and she goes, 0.59

00:34:36.200 Uh, why...

00:34:38.220 If y'all don't like us, why did you bring us here on these ships to this country?

00:34:43.540 And immediately, the little white girl goes, it wasn't us.

00:34:45.640 It was the Jews. 1.00

00:34:46.380 And we're like, whoa, what the fuck? 1.00

00:34:48.180 And then all of a sudden, and then they go, oh, if we's lesser than you, how come your ancestors raped us and they want to call us some monkey? 1.00

00:34:57.620 And they're going off on this whole tangent. 1.00

00:34:59.080 And then when they're done, the little girl goes, yeah, I don't even know what the fuck you just said. 1.00

00:35:02.300 It didn't sound like English at all. 0.99

00:35:03.700 And I was like, oh, my God, dude.

00:35:05.220 It was the most basic thing I'd ever seen in my life.

00:35:07.280 And it was...

00:35:08.000 I want to know where those kids are.

00:35:09.640 I just want to say, like, not to pat our own backs here, but...

00:35:12.780 Y'all brought us here, yep.

00:35:14.540 The range that we have, we went from...

00:35:16.540 We just did an entire, well, 23 episodes of the Book of Revelation with Ed Mabry, a black man, right into this show and just, like, hopped into the race. 0.96

00:35:25.240 Like, as you guys, like, you have your racist jump ropes and you're like, ta-ta-ta.

00:35:29.560 And, like, we just jump in without a hitch. 0.99

00:35:31.260 And we're fucking doing our racist dance, tap dancing. 0.99

00:35:33.940 Only moments ago, God was like, yes. 1.00

00:35:36.680 And then we got in the seats and he was like, what the fuck is going on? 0.97

00:35:41.000 Have you guys not vacationed to Yapank and Long Island before? 0.99

00:35:45.580 Because I believe that is, like, one of the most racist places in the entire country.

00:35:51.160 And you got right in that area, but it doesn't sound like you have to hang out there.

00:35:56.760 No, I've never even heard of that.

00:35:58.300 This is actually...

00:35:58.940 Yapank, during World War II, they had streets called, like, Goebbels Avenue and, like, Hitler Boulevard.

00:36:05.160 They were publicly advocating for the Nazis to still win, even after the war was essentially over.

00:36:12.180 Even after they lost.

00:36:13.960 Wow.

00:36:14.240 This is real, yeah.

00:36:15.720 You guys should probably, like, summer there at some point.

00:36:18.900 I don't know if tap would be welcome.

00:36:20.260 I had a house in Gerritsen Beach, which was also notoriously known for being very racist.

00:36:24.300 I don't know why they let me by there, but they did.

00:36:26.420 I kept it clean, so they respected me.

00:36:28.900 All right, here we go.

00:36:29.400 The Andrew Show.

00:36:30.000 Look at this is a crime intro.

00:36:37.620 A show for white kids. 0.95

00:36:42.600 Hi, my name is Andrew, and this show is for all the white kids out there. 0.94

00:36:47.980 You know the Christmas conference?

00:36:50.940 It was really good.

00:36:53.620 We had singing, games, and we baked cookies.

00:36:59.040 We made frosting.

00:37:00.720 And my mom taught us about the frosting.

00:37:03.640 And when you put different colors in it, the white frosting, it can never be white again.

00:37:11.500 Which is how it is when you race mix, pretty much.

00:37:15.140 And have you heard of the show called Sixteen?

00:37:20.680 It has race mixing. 0.94

00:37:22.880 It has propaganda.

00:37:25.460 Propaganda.

00:37:27.060 And the main characters, one of them is black, one of them is Mexican, and some of them are white.

00:37:34.060 And pretty much, tune in next week.

00:37:36.680 Bye.

00:37:38.700 That's incredible, dude.

00:37:40.020 By the way, this would now, they would, remember I told you they called CPS on me.

00:37:46.200 I want this for my own son, but I can't have that now because they'll take him away from me.

00:37:51.220 They're a minority in the United States.

00:37:52.700 White people are a minority in the world. 0.98

00:37:54.180 Save the white race. 1.00

00:37:55.140 This is real, dog. 0.99

00:37:56.240 This is not like, this existed.

00:37:59.380 It's a beautiful thing.

00:38:02.060 And what's wrong with that?

00:38:03.100 I don't understand.

00:38:03.680 Because I feel like if you came out with a little black kid making that show, it would be okay. 0.99

00:38:06.980 You'd be like, oh, yeah, dude. 0.96

00:38:07.880 Like, you know, keep your race, your race. 0.54

00:38:11.040 That's cool.

00:38:11.400 There's nothing wrong with that, right?

00:38:12.500 I mean, black power, black pride.

00:38:15.000 But you can't do that if you're little Andrew. 0.96

00:38:17.600 Propaganda.

00:38:18.140 Yeah, dental disorders is propaganda.

00:38:20.400 It's adorable.

00:38:20.880 Well, we do that every Saturday.

00:38:22.720 I remind whites it's okay to be white. 0.91

00:38:25.360 Yeah, yeah.

00:38:26.180 It's good, dude. 1.00

00:38:26.940 Whites need that shit, too. 1.00

00:38:28.320 Be better, whites. 1.00

00:38:29.580 We need good whites in this country. 0.99

00:38:31.260 None of us are white enough to actually, like, meet all of the metrics in order to deal with Andrew, essentially.

00:38:40.580 No, but what I do recognize is, like, for the longest time, white people have not been allowed to engage in the racial conversation.

00:38:49.100 And that's why I kind of, like, champion them.

00:38:51.220 It's also because they make, like, good towns and cities and safe areas and nice architecture and, you know, just good things all around.

00:38:59.600 And so.

00:38:59.820 You know what they don't make, though?

00:39:01.240 What's that?

00:39:02.020 Crime.

00:39:03.200 They don't make crime.

00:39:04.620 Yeah.

00:39:04.880 They don't make crime.

00:39:05.380 And look, I also got to say that I would agree with the fact that the best pet owners in the world are probably white. 0.73

00:39:11.960 Now, I don't know what to do with that information. 0.94

00:39:13.560 If you were a dog, would you want a white chick as your owner? 1.00

00:39:16.060 Yes, dude. 0.98

00:39:16.840 100%.

00:39:17.200 100%.

00:39:17.920 And so I can't look.

00:39:19.060 I mean, you can eat peanut butter. 0.99

00:39:20.760 I mean, I mean, what are you going to fucking do? 0.99

00:39:22.300 That's it, baby. 0.99

00:39:22.940 And I look at that and I go, that's not good, you know, when I'm watching it happen.

00:39:27.060 But then I look at the results of, like, all the happy pets, right?

00:39:29.920 And I go, yeah, okay, maybe that's, maybe it's just something I don't understand because I'm not white enough.

00:39:35.500 But a lot of it is just because, a lot of the rhetoric is just because you've been told you're not allowed to, you know, champion white people.

00:39:44.460 That's racist.

00:39:45.180 That's, you know, whatever, whatever.

00:39:46.720 And so that's mostly where it comes from.

00:39:49.420 I'm just tired of white people not being able to throw their racial hat in the ring. 0.60

00:39:53.180 Because I always say I miss the days of, like, Chappelle's show.

00:39:55.780 When Chappelle's show was, like, gunning on everybody and we all laughed at each other and we laughed at ourselves.

00:40:01.040 And I was probably the healthiest that we were right before the fall, right, which is what we're in the middle of now.

00:40:07.740 I want to go back to that.

00:40:08.940 David, we just spoke about, I'm telling you, on the last show, and it's not, I'm not talking about, like, the religious stuff that we spoke about.

00:40:15.600 But I legitimately brought up to David, I was like, hey, should we be, like, changing our show to target, like, because a lot of the people that come to us on Nephilim Deskwell, they'll message it and be like, hey, man, show brought me closer to God.

00:40:29.360 And I'm like, should we, like, tailor this show for people that go to church to listen to it?

00:40:33.560 Like, easier for them?

00:40:34.940 Because I know that they'd be put off by pretty much everything I just said in the last 38 minutes.

00:40:40.080 And David's like, you know, maybe we could, like, total impact, like, I don't want to do anything that's not myself.

00:40:44.280 And then we came here and we did this.

00:40:46.000 And it's just like, I'm like, I'm almost stunned how quickly my brain switched.

00:40:50.640 So I'm like, I guess I just, this is what I do.

00:40:51.880 It doesn't even feel like a switch to me.

00:40:53.420 It doesn't feel like I switched modes at all, dude.

00:40:55.540 It feels like we are, dude.

00:40:57.580 It's the same thing.

00:40:58.380 We were in the middle of the Revelation series with Ed Mabry.

00:41:01.280 And if he stopped in the middle of the Revelation series, he said, what do you think about black people?

00:41:05.720 I'd be like, well, buckle up, Ed Mabry.

00:41:07.140 I've got some opinions that I would have just segued straight into it.

00:41:10.060 I've got some statistics here, Ed.

00:41:11.600 So let me.

00:41:12.940 Statistically speaking.

00:41:14.120 Yeah.

00:41:14.320 So, I mean, it doesn't feel like a change of hat.

00:41:16.680 But I'm not, you know, on that point, interested in making my content more palatable for anybody.

00:41:22.540 If you don't get it, then you don't get it.

00:41:24.260 And that's fine.

00:41:24.900 There's a lot of other people to watch.

00:41:27.080 That was racist.

00:41:28.280 That was racist.

00:41:31.280 I thought we don't do anything like that here. 0.98

00:41:36.460 I don't know when we fucking made the hard turn to just full retard, but it's been that way. 1.00

00:41:41.940 I think for at least a year, Thomas, huh? 0.98

00:41:44.240 It was my fault.

00:41:44.760 Well, when me and you first met, we were just literally reading from the Crusaders comic series, which had some pretty harsh language.

00:41:52.260 It's not exactly like John Todd or Jack Chick minced their words when it came to this kind of topic, right?

00:41:58.260 What is that?

00:41:58.860 I don't even know who those names you just talked about. 0.65

00:42:00.600 If you know what Chick Tracks are, Jack T. Chick, the guy that wrote all the little pamphlets that are all the ways that you're going to go to hell. 1.00

00:42:07.480 And stuff your pockets with.

00:42:10.200 Oh, okay.

00:42:10.800 And he came out with a full-fledged comic book series after he met John Todd. 0.93

00:42:16.720 And John Todd is one of the most OG conspiracy theorist schizo hypocrites ever. 1.00

00:42:22.320 He was the guy that said that you'd have to go and sign your soul over to the devil. 0.98

00:42:26.480 And they would do all kinds of sexual assaults with you if you wanted to move your way up through the music industry.

00:42:31.880 And that they would literally put black magic and spells into your lyrics and all that.

00:42:36.520 Well, he combines forces with Jack Chick.

00:42:38.580 And they're like, let's make comic books about this.

00:42:40.640 And the very first comic book is essentially about...

00:42:43.600 Anti-Jack Blake, anti-Freemason, anti-everything. 0.98

00:42:46.940 They were the fucking best. 0.97

00:42:48.540 This is how me and Thomas Bonded actually was over these comic books. 0.98

00:42:51.640 Because I've been reading them since I was a kid. 0.97

00:42:53.340 My mom fucking handed them to me when I was a little kid. 0.99

00:42:56.060 And it was like, mom, this says that a priest just gang raped some nuns and got her pregnant 1.00

00:43:00.500 and sacrificed the babies to Satan. 0.87

00:43:02.560 I was like, does that really happen?

00:43:03.800 She was like, absolutely.

00:43:05.220 That's what the Vatican does. 1.00

00:43:06.960 Now watch me bang this black guy. 1.00

00:43:10.740 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:43:11.920 Honestly, it sounds pretty cool.

00:43:13.740 I've never even heard of those before.

00:43:15.520 Look, I remember watching you guys.

00:43:20.520 And you guys used to talk about conspiracy theories.

00:43:23.900 And I don't know when it happened either.

00:43:27.200 But I think what it is, is like, you get to a point where it all becomes so obtuse that

00:43:33.020 it's like clown pilling, in a way.

00:43:35.240 You know what I mean?

00:43:35.800 And I don't think that needs...

00:43:36.940 It's certainly not the same thing as black pilling.

00:43:38.960 It's just like, look, it's almost like gallows humor.

00:43:43.320 If you can't change the world to be righteous and fair, well, then you could at least laugh 0.99

00:43:51.100 about the many ways in which it's shit. 0.98

00:43:53.440 And that's really all that we're doing. 0.98

00:43:55.800 So whatever has happened on Nephilim Death Squad, we've managed to win over a tremendous 0.96

00:44:01.960 amount of people.

00:44:02.520 I was looking the other day at Reddit, because sometimes I like to type in, like I'll type

00:44:06.800 in Nephilim Death Squad on Reddit and see what the queers are saying. 0.99

00:44:10.760 And I'll find people that overwhelmingly recently have been saying...

00:44:15.800 But here's the number to GPS.

00:44:16.360 They've been saying, you know, it's in Christian communities, even.

00:44:22.000 And they'll say, like, I'm looking for a Christian podcast.

00:44:23.900 And somebody will say, if you can handle it, I highly recommend Nephilim Death Squad. 0.94

00:44:29.100 And I like that. 0.97

00:44:30.560 I like that because we, you know, we have a Christian worldview, but we're not, we're retarded. 0.95

00:44:38.300 And we're not pretending to be something other than we are. 0.97

00:44:41.080 So I like the idea that I think it's a fool's error.

00:44:44.260 That's how I describe myself, dude. 0.99

00:44:45.500 Christ-centric retard. 0.99

00:44:47.160 Yeah. 0.99

00:44:47.580 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

00:44:48.300 Like people will, I'll say, like, I'll say fucked up shit and they'll be like, oh, really? 1.00

00:44:52.240 But at the same time, Christ is king. 1.00

00:44:54.180 And I'm like, how does my fucking behavior negate that fact? 0.98

00:44:57.540 It doesn't at all. 1.00

00:44:59.140 What's up, faggots? 1.00

00:45:00.220 It's Top Lobster. 1.00

00:45:00.980 We're going to do this in one single take.

00:45:03.940 So I'm here to let you guys know about our Patreon. 0.96

00:45:07.320 Go to fucking patreon.com forward slash tower gang. 0.96

00:45:11.100 You can go there. 0.99

00:45:11.960 You can join.

00:45:12.920 Get extra stuff for free.

00:45:14.040 We're going to have discounts on merch.

00:45:15.440 We have a pre-show, a post-show.

00:45:17.960 It's not just stuff that you can watch live.

00:45:19.400 You can watch it after.

00:45:20.260 We're going to put it all in one spot for you so you retards can get it real easy. 1.00

00:45:23.400 So go check it out.

00:45:24.500 Join at the $5 level, $10 level, $33 level, whatever you feel like paying.

00:45:28.860 Help us out.

00:45:29.680 Help us grow. 1.00

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00:45:32.180 Back to the show. 1.00

00:45:33.380 All right.

00:45:37.300 It's still true. 0.77

00:45:39.520 It's like objectively too.

00:45:40.800 Like if anybody watches the last segment that we just did there where we just watch the Andrew show,

00:45:45.260 if you look at that and you're mad, 0.97

00:45:47.220 but like if you don't find it funny, like what the fuck's wrong with you, dude? 0.98

00:45:50.260 That's objectively hilarious. 0.99

00:45:51.900 His racist parents gave him a sheet of paper and he read it to you with a dog.

00:45:56.600 Like it looks pretty funny.

00:45:58.880 It's it looks so just clutching.

00:46:01.220 It's real.

00:46:02.120 Yeah.

00:46:02.520 Yeah, he's just he's just got him under his arm and his little paws are like also touching the paper that he's reading from. 0.91

00:46:08.000 I also love the fact that the kid has a desk and a piece of paper that he's reading from for a fucking minute and a half video.

00:46:13.260 It's like not really many pertinent things to say here except for we were icing some stuff. 0.78

00:46:17.640 My mom made a great point about how white icing never goes back to being white icing when you mix it.

00:46:21.900 That's all for today. 0.99

00:46:23.440 Like I'm like, holy shit, that's fucking incredible. 0.99

00:46:26.600 It's the same thing, too. 0.99

00:46:27.500 Like, look, I recognize that it's harrowing.

00:46:30.380 But when a woman gets set on fire in a subway and everybody watches and then you find out that the dude who set her on fire was smoking spice.

00:46:41.540 Like there's a lot of comedy in there. 0.64

00:46:44.280 Is there comedy in a person dying and taking their last breaths while simply nobody seems to give a shit about helping whatsoever while the police stroll by unbothered by what's happening?

00:46:57.100 Not really. 0.67

00:46:58.060 But when you start to and you go, well, it is New York City and I know how the subways are.

00:47:04.120 There's a little bit of humor in there.

00:47:05.280 And it's like, well, the guy was smoking, you know, synthetic marijuana, like potpourri.

00:47:09.880 And that's pretty funny, too.

00:47:11.540 So like and then the humor starts to build if you look at it. 0.96

00:47:13.960 So, I mean, or you can fucking live in a world where you're harrowed by everything. 0.99

00:47:18.500 And that's gay. 1.00

00:47:19.620 Were you at day two of Brogrove? 0.97

00:47:22.160 Yeah, I was there for both days.

00:47:23.880 OK, were you there all the way to the end?

00:47:26.000 Yeah, I was there for the competition.

00:47:29.780 OK, OK.

00:47:30.480 No, no.

00:47:30.720 After that.

00:47:31.400 Right before the drag show started.

00:47:34.160 No, no.

00:47:34.780 The second day.

00:47:35.580 The drag show was the first day.

00:47:37.380 Jesus Christ.

00:47:38.680 This is bad.

00:47:39.900 We didn't intend for there to be a drag show.

00:47:42.040 This was a whole thing.

00:47:43.040 We actually made fun of it.

00:47:44.160 Whatever.

00:47:45.020 Mark Random goes on and he does it his second day and he bombs.

00:47:48.800 Do you remember this? 1.00

00:47:49.620 Eats shit. 1.00

00:47:50.140 Eats shit. 1.00

00:47:51.660 Maybe. 1.00

00:47:52.220 I mean, was the first one he didn't bomb the first one?

00:47:54.720 No, he actually did really good.

00:47:56.640 And it's just because it was so schizo that people were like laughing at it.

00:48:00.320 But then he tried to do the identical content the next night to an audience that was the same people.

00:48:05.700 They just bought two day tickets.

00:48:07.240 Right, right, right. 0.99

00:48:08.200 Also, yeah, it was fucking rough. 0.99

00:48:10.380 And it was rough. 0.99

00:48:11.000 But he walked one of my wife's co-workers who's Jewish.

00:48:14.740 And it was just like it was all about the Jews, but it didn't come off as fun or funny this time. 0.92

00:48:19.860 I think because he was smoking K2.

00:48:21.440 And at the very end, instead of like having the presence of mind to be like, I'm just going to cut my set short here.

00:48:28.180 He tries to do the full 15 or 30.

00:48:30.800 I forgot what I gave him.

00:48:31.680 He got mad at me because I cut him early.

00:48:33.500 And he starts playing a song from, you know, Stayin' Alive.

00:48:40.100 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:48:41.040 That's what it was, Stayin' Alive.

00:48:42.040 But he changed the words to, he's doing Stayin' Alive karaoke.

00:48:45.940 But instead of a, ah, ah, ah, ah, Stayin' Alive.

00:48:50.200 It's, it's Gas the Jews. 1.00

00:48:52.680 And Gas the Jews. 1.00

00:48:54.400 Yeah, Gas the Jews. 1.00

00:48:55.740 Gas the Jews. 1.00

00:48:56.920 After he just bombed for like 15 minutes of doing like Jewish stand-up comedy, which is like. 0.96

00:49:00.900 Did he win them all back after that?

00:49:02.780 No.

00:49:03.320 Not a single one.

00:49:04.160 He came off the stage.

00:49:05.280 He scraped the Kratom off his teeth.

00:49:06.960 Greatest Kratom back of all time. 0.91

00:49:08.280 So anyway, the point of the story is that besides him being on K2, one of my, my, my wife's co-worker comes up to me a day or so after.

00:49:17.260 And she's like, you know, that guy, he just came on the stage and he did something that's just completely not funny.

00:49:23.040 And it's never, ever going to be fun.

00:49:24.860 And I was like, under the circumstances, it wasn't.

00:49:27.700 But I'm like, it could be.

00:49:28.840 I've made, I've made that personally.

00:49:30.480 I've made that funny.

00:49:32.180 Everything is funny.

00:49:33.160 No matter what it is, there is a path to funny.

00:49:36.440 It's just how you do it.

00:49:37.560 We were just on Elijah Schaefer's show and, and Top asked a really important question.

00:49:42.160 And it's, do you think that there was a lot of UFOs above Auschwitz?

00:49:46.600 To which I said, almost certainly.

00:49:48.900 And that they were really confused about like why the people weren't leaving.

00:49:52.480 You know, why the doors were made of wood.

00:49:53.960 They could just leave.

00:49:54.720 Why is there a swimming pool?

00:49:56.000 You know, so like we started exploring those things and it was funny.

00:49:58.460 But I, you know what?

00:49:59.920 I don't even think that it was not, that it was good material. 0.98

00:50:03.580 It was just the density of, of doing the same fucking jokes to people who bought a two-day ticket dog. 0.99

00:50:09.560 They were just, you're looking at the same fucking faces. 0.99

00:50:12.040 Although in his defense, everybody was wearing cloaks. 0.99

00:50:14.740 So probably pretty hard to recognize who, that whole thing was really strange, by the way.

00:50:20.760 You know, Thomas gets on stage.

00:50:23.520 He does a presentation on Adrena Chrome. 0.99

00:50:25.440 Is that fucking Abby Shapiro? 1.00

00:50:29.080 No, it was. 0.99

00:50:29.920 It was not.

00:50:30.860 It was not the Abby Shapiro type.

00:50:32.360 She's an older Jewish lady. 1.00

00:50:33.820 She did not find it funny.

00:50:35.420 So, so, you know. 0.98

00:50:36.600 But she did find the dick covered with mustard funny, which is odd. 0.99

00:50:39.720 I don't get it. 0.99

00:50:40.240 To each their own.

00:50:40.900 And it was funny.

00:50:41.740 It was very funny.

00:50:42.360 But yeah, I mean, you know, Thomas is up there.

00:50:44.580 He's doing Adrena Chrome presentations.

00:50:46.180 We're talking about Pizzagate. 0.98

00:50:47.560 We're showing dicks on the stage. 1.00

00:50:48.900 This dude's doing fucking, you know, Gas and the Jews songs. 1.00

00:50:52.560 And the whole crowd is wearing black cloaks. 0.99

00:50:55.340 Honestly, the fact that we did that is fucking insane. 0.99

00:50:59.900 In hindsight, it's fucking insane. 0.98

00:51:01.500 We're going to do it again. 0.66

00:51:02.420 I would also, are you going to be there, Nathan, for this one?

00:51:06.040 I might try, man. 0.99

00:51:07.760 It's fucking horrible. 0.99

00:51:10.000 Let's go, dude. 0.99

00:51:12.740 We're going to be shaving them down about a sixteenth of an inch less than you're supposed to.

00:51:16.840 Everyone that comes gets a free shaving shotgun.

00:51:19.980 Yeah.

00:51:20.140 In the back, we have files.

00:51:23.440 We'll give you your own file.

00:51:24.560 We won't tell you what to do with it, but we'll give you a file.

00:51:26.720 We actually had some ideas.

00:51:27.660 We'll give you a file.

00:51:27.780 We had a ruler with a little red spot on the ruler so you know.

00:51:31.440 We'll put a little notch on the barrel.

00:51:34.180 We had an idea for like VIP tickets to give people the most inconvenient thing to bring home.

00:51:40.680 One of the things that Tower Gang does is there's a famous joke about having a glass dildo filled with beans.

00:51:48.740 You've got to watch the show to figure it out.

00:51:50.840 They're like, can we manufacture a dildo, see-through dildo with beans in it? 0.93

00:51:55.220 It would be very hard. 0.82

00:51:56.120 But another one is like giving plasma.

00:51:58.600 One of the co-hosts gave plasma to the point of mental retardation like four straight years. 0.99

00:52:03.640 I think like the total that he made was like $6,000, but like he was there every week.

00:52:07.560 And we're like, what if we just gave the people like one of those like big metal things and just like to walk around and a bag full of plasma.

00:52:14.760 But it's like, I don't know, it's like liquor or something in there.

00:52:16.980 And it's like, hey, that's your take-home thing. 1.00

00:52:18.360 Try to put that on a fucking airplane. 0.99

00:52:20.140 We're just trying to do stuff that like is going to make the ATF kick the door in one day. 0.99

00:52:24.620 Like that's the goal is keep...

00:52:26.480 It's going to be called Rape-A-Palooza the second day. 1.00

00:52:28.860 So yeah, that's not even a joke.

00:52:31.140 So yeah, day one is Bohemian Grove.

00:52:35.480 Day two is Rape-A-Palooza. 0.99

00:52:37.200 We have to really highlight that because we do draw a Christian crowd might not be pumped to show up for day two and be there for Rape-A-Palooza. 0.96

00:52:44.320 So we got to make sure that we do a good job.

00:52:46.240 There won't be a tranny show.

00:52:48.020 That I can promise.

00:52:49.180 That was a mistake.

00:52:51.280 But we can't foresee the other mistakes that might come in the future.

00:52:54.360 But what we're doing is...

00:52:55.360 Let's be specific with words here.

00:52:57.300 I don't think a drag is the same as tranny. 0.98

00:53:00.080 Like it was a drag show.

00:53:01.740 It's the same.

00:53:02.400 It was a drag show, right?

00:53:03.560 He was getting mad. 0.67

00:53:04.460 You saw how mad he got at me when I was like, I kept saying, she's like, why are you calling him trannies?

00:53:08.980 And I was like, because I can't tell the difference, bro.

00:53:10.880 It's like, yeah, they look like, I don't know.

00:53:13.100 They looked pretty gay to me.

00:53:14.320 He thought that our crowd would be into it.

00:53:18.480 And because of how we're talking right now.

00:53:20.040 And I'm like, nah, dog.

00:53:20.780 I don't think they will.

00:53:21.960 And he was like, well, let's find out. 0.99

00:53:22.700 Because he comes from a generation where like shock value shit was cross dressers or whatever. 0.99

00:53:27.380 So we're saying shocking shit. 0.99

00:53:28.820 So in his mind, the correlation is they're going to love this. 1.00

00:53:31.160 And it's like, that was fucking, you know, before they started reading stories to our children. 0.99

00:53:35.480 And when that happened, we kind of went, now we don't fucking like you guys anymore. 0.99

00:53:40.340 Yeah. 0.98

00:53:40.740 I mean, drag queens used to be funny and fun. 0.98

00:53:43.160 Like, I remember I went to a fucking drag show when I was like 19. 0.99

00:53:46.420 They pulled me up on stage and fucking, I think they took my belt off and beat me with it. 0.99

00:53:50.780 That's kind of funny. 0.98

00:53:51.540 Like, yeah, we had a great time.

00:53:55.020 And it wasn't fucking weird. 0.98

00:53:56.580 Yeah, it's just that now they're all trannies. 1.00

00:53:59.140 Now they're all fucking queers. 1.00

00:54:00.160 You should just be cool dudes that put on lipstick. 1.00

00:54:02.620 Yeah. 0.99

00:54:02.800 And they used to, like, they knew that they were silly. 0.95

00:54:05.480 They knew that they were, yeah, at their core, they were men. 0.99

00:54:08.520 All right.

00:54:08.780 They were masculine. 0.71

00:54:09.940 But like, they knew it was funny. 0.99

00:54:11.940 And as long as you think it's fucking retarded and we think it's retarded, then I'm cool with that. 1.00

00:54:16.620 But if I find it very hard to argue with that. 0.99

00:54:21.160 We've now entered the Christian part of the show.

00:54:23.420 It is true.

00:54:25.200 Now they take themselves too seriously.

00:54:27.080 And I think that's why I try to do, like, I guess this comedy thing or whatever, how exuberantly racist we are.

00:54:33.920 It's because we're making it.

00:54:35.400 It's like, it's obviously funny, right?

00:54:37.880 Yeah.

00:54:38.040 But when you start to take it serious, it doesn't become fun or funny.

00:54:41.620 And, yeah, these people that are talking about clocking and on the Reddit page, transpotting, they've taken it way too serious.

00:54:47.400 It's like, guys, it was hilarious.

00:54:50.320 And if you're going to do that, then we're going to dunk on you.

00:54:51.960 We're not going to differentiate between you and the drag queens. 1.00

00:54:54.480 Also, shout out to Lucas with a hard R.

00:54:56.260 It says, NDS Jesus whips in case tranny show up at Bohemian Grove. 1.00

00:55:00.100 I think we are going to try to make Jesus whips. 0.99

00:55:02.340 Like, the whips that Jesus would have used. 0.86

00:55:04.100 This is like, we were talking with Ed just this last episode.

00:55:07.040 And people get like, they're like, oh, Jesus was a hippie. 0.72

00:55:09.440 Like, what's his name?

00:55:10.840 Your buddy, Narcolongo.

00:55:13.800 He's like, Jesus was.

00:55:15.880 Good friend of the show.

00:55:17.500 Yeah.

00:55:17.900 Jesus looked like Marco Longo. 0.59

00:55:19.680 I was actually just talking to him before we got on here.

00:55:22.800 Friend of the show, Marco Longo.

00:55:24.440 Narcolongo.

00:55:24.920 Did he lose that debate with Jay Dyer?

00:55:28.360 No. 1.00

00:55:29.340 He's a fucking genius. 1.00

00:55:31.420 He could never lose a debate to anybody. 1.00

00:55:33.120 Okay, so whatever.

00:55:38.040 Like, you know, people think that Jesus was like, yeah, that he was like this really chill, hippie dude.

00:55:42.440 But he, yeah, he flipped tables and beat up these Pharisees. 0.51

00:55:46.100 But what's even more important about that story is he took the time to, like, basically tie the knots and sew together this whip.

00:55:54.320 So it's premeditated. 1.00

00:55:55.540 So each time, imagine he's just like, these fucking Jews, you know. 1.00

00:55:59.360 Like, they motherfucking ass. 1.00

00:56:03.540 Every time he ties the knot. 1.00

00:56:04.660 Yeah, yeah.

00:56:06.500 So keep an eye out for Nephilim Death Squad whips dropping. 0.99

00:56:09.780 We do a lot of that weird shit. 1.00

00:56:11.680 Like, and I know some of it's going to come back and bite us in the ass. 1.00

00:56:15.400 But, like, this is a shepherd's sling, right? 0.99

00:56:18.360 So I don't know what we're trying to do there.

00:56:20.660 Or dangerous retards holsters. 1.00

00:56:24.980 I ain't got to pick one up, dude. 0.52

00:56:26.520 Yeah.

00:56:26.740 Yeah, toplobster.com.

00:56:27.920 Uh, we're making cloaks.

00:56:30.320 I just, you know, a lot of what we do, and I think this is what Thomas does, too, just to a higher level, is, like, I only look at what we make through the lens of fun.

00:56:41.200 Like, is this fun? 0.99

00:56:42.500 Do I want to fucking, like, there's almost, like, I still have that, like, teenager in me that wanted this shit when I was a kid. 1.00

00:56:48.260 Yeah, dangerous retards, knives, and Nephilim Death Squad knives. 1.00

00:56:51.000 It's all very problematic, so it's going to end up being, you know, troublesome in the future.

00:56:56.540 But everything that we do is through the lens of, like, and I think this goes back to what Top was saying.

00:57:01.220 It's, like, should we tailor our, yeah, I know.

00:57:05.520 Nephilim Death Squad unregistered firearms.

00:57:07.640 It's, it's really hard to make swords, guys.

00:57:12.120 It's, it's actually very hard to make swords.

00:57:13.880 I, I tried for a grip, and, um, you know, it's just, it's a process.

00:57:18.240 And when we get more money, maybe we could do it.

00:57:20.060 It'd be a very limited run.

00:57:21.200 Um, but, but everything that we do, so going back to that conversation about, should we tailor this to, like, a more Christian audience?

00:57:28.420 Like, well, that's not fun for me.

00:57:29.560 You know what I had an idea of?

00:57:30.740 Um, and I'm actually, I'm, I'm just about to order this laser engraver, but this is, I'm going to do it.

00:57:35.800 If I get the laser engraver, I have a bunch of bricks right in front of my house, and I'm just going to basically say, like, like, engrave on the bricks, like, not for crime.

00:57:43.520 And on the other side, it'll be, like, Nephilim Death Squad logo.

00:57:46.640 And just sell bricks to people.

00:57:47.980 It's like, don't, definitely don't, don't throw this through a window and sell it out and see what happens.

00:57:52.180 Yeah, not for throwing.

00:57:53.520 Not for throwing.

00:57:54.780 A hundred percent.

00:57:55.840 I just want to do fun stuff.

00:57:57.200 That's it.

00:57:57.680 I just, I stopped working.

00:57:59.780 I do this full time because now I get to just pursue what's fun to me.

00:58:04.940 You know what I mean?

00:58:05.580 And, and, you know, that's, that's, yeah, there you go.

00:58:08.240 NDS rocks.

00:58:09.040 We'll do stones.

00:58:10.020 Oh, we should do that, actually.

00:58:11.220 Just engrave, just go around your property and engrave stones and just give those to people.

00:58:16.280 Do not throw.

00:58:17.040 You, you could make your own, um, sort of brand of K2, right?

00:58:22.580 Ooh.

00:58:23.540 That could be the whole allure of K2 is that they're constantly changing the formula so often that it's almost impossible to keep up with.

00:58:30.000 So you just order whatever the latest version is from China and spray it on whatever you feel like spraying it on, Goya or whatever.

00:58:37.300 And you could be like selling Goya K2.

00:58:40.140 That's not bad.

00:58:41.180 That's probably a good idea.

00:58:42.040 Your, your logo though would look great.

00:58:44.380 The paranoid American logo on a, like a foil bag of K2.

00:58:48.500 Dude.

00:58:48.720 Ooh, it would.

00:58:49.540 It would.

00:58:50.040 You know that it would be high quality K2 or potpourri. 0.77

00:58:52.900 We, right now we're working on, uh, plate carriers.

00:58:58.060 Like, like bulletproof vests.

00:58:59.720 Like the vest and you would slide the, the, the plates in, um, so that you don't die.

00:59:03.820 We're working on that.

00:59:04.880 I don't know really what we're doing or where this is going.

00:59:08.340 Um, but it feels like just given what I've said here, plus the Bohemian Grove and the cloaks and everything, it's becoming troublesome.

00:59:17.640 Yeah.

00:59:18.640 You guys, you guys are out of control.

00:59:20.940 The next thing you're going to come out with like a 3.6 ounce, like little miniature liquid capsule and just give it out to people for them to bring on planes.

00:59:31.060 What's that, uh, that substance from that movie top, uh, um, nor Chuck or, or whatever it is.

00:59:37.520 No, no, no, no Chuck.

00:59:39.280 Yeah.

00:59:39.400 We'll make our own NDS brand Nova Chuck.

00:59:42.820 It's just like a neurotoxin that makes you bleed from the eyes or something like that, but it's fun.

00:59:49.460 It's a party favor really.

00:59:51.000 So yeah, I don't, I don't know what the hell we're doing, but I'm just, you know, this is just in the, in the vein of like, what are you guys doing?

00:59:56.040 Cause it's a conspiracy show, but you guys are also getting, uh, uh, you know, pretty racist.

01:00:01.360 Yeah.

01:00:01.780 Something like that.

01:00:02.560 I don't know, dude.

01:00:05.360 That's his area.

01:00:06.860 Yeah.

01:00:07.220 I'll take, I take the racism part. 0.99

01:00:09.160 Uh, dude, conspiracies are getting kind of fucking gay, dude. 1.00

01:00:12.340 Conspiracy theorists are going in all these really stupid fucking places and, uh, it's all fucking played out. 1.00

01:00:18.500 It's all fake and gay. 1.00

01:00:20.440 I'm a, I'm a conspiracy theorist about some of the conspiracy theorists, dude. 0.97

01:00:24.020 It's, uh.

01:00:25.100 Well, we're, we're in this place where we're being inundated with so many of them, but, but I do think it's just a matter of, um, uh.

01:00:33.780 They're just swallowing psyops, dude. 0.98

01:00:35.720 And I, like, I can, I can peddle them fucking psyops all day, but if I don't believe it myself, then I don't feel like fucking participating. 0.99

01:00:42.500 Like, I'm not, I'm not here to lie. 0.98

01:00:44.440 Well, but I feel like we're cut from different cloths too, though, because you grew up with your mom literally giving you chick tracks and saying, this is the real world.

01:00:52.200 The, the Vatican is actually kidnapping children and sacrificing them to safety.

01:00:57.180 See, and I'm on board with that.

01:00:58.560 You were raised on that.

01:00:59.780 That's true.

01:01:01.320 And I, and I was, and I kind of was a conspiracy theorist since the early nineties.

01:01:05.260 Like, I was into MKUltra and everything from way back.

01:01:08.920 But I think the biggest problem right now with conspiracy theories is the pandemic.

01:01:12.820 Now everyone's a freaking conspiracy theorist, but no one earned their stripes.

01:01:16.440 They just jump right into the deep end and they want to debate. 0.97

01:01:19.340 They want to get into all this, but like I got at least two decades on some of these chumps.

01:01:23.920 Well, that's, that's actually a great point to make because, um, I don't know if you guys went through this, but like when I first, let's use a really gay expression. 0.99

01:01:30.960 Like when I first woke up, um, you, you fall for a lot of shit in the beginning, right? 0.90

01:01:37.220 So like when I was a teenager, I was thinking like, I was listening to the galactic federation of light and wondering whether or not these were actual aliens that were going to come and save us. 0.99

01:01:48.300 I was listening to anonymous and being like, Oh, fucking the anonymous hackers are going to overthrow the elites and they're going to liberate us. 0.97

01:01:55.660 Right. 0.98

01:01:56.300 Um, I also thought that they were really rapidly going to change, um, Walmarts into FEMA camps and declare martial law.

01:02:05.340 Like at any moment, I don't know if you guys remember, like, you remember the plastic coffins, right?

01:02:10.300 Like the big plastic coffins, that was a big Alex Jones talking point in the early mid 2000s.

01:02:15.420 Yes, yes, yes.

01:02:16.320 So, so when you first become a conspiracy theorist, you kind of do, and I don't think like I was a teenager, but I don't think it's indicative of being a teenager. 0.99

01:02:24.240 I think it's indicative of realizing that your worldview is bullshit. 0.99

01:02:28.580 And so what ends up happening is you're, it's like you jump off of a boat in the ocean and there's a bunch of options and you just start grabbing the first shit that's close to you. 0.99

01:02:37.500 And so what we're seeing now is the pandemic woke up a fuck ton of people. 0.95

01:02:42.480 And now more than ever, there's like a million psyops happening.

01:02:47.420 So there's a million boats in the ocean that you just jumped off the big boat and they're all just clamoring.

01:02:52.120 They're grabbing onto the first thing and they're taking it as gospel.

01:02:54.600 And look, I was, I was guilty of that.

01:02:57.300 You ever, you guys ever been in a man?

01:02:59.840 Was it, it's, it's in like a Manhattan, but it's called the little India.

01:03:03.700 You ever been there?

01:03:05.040 No.

01:03:05.420 God, no.

01:03:05.840 Never been to New York.

01:03:06.460 Literally all the time, little China, a little India. 0.71

01:03:10.980 Why would you even want to go there?

01:03:12.580 It's an accident.

01:03:13.460 I mean, well, I went there because I wanted to experience culture with my wife who was my girlfriend at the time.

01:03:17.940 And basically like, it's just one block and there are stores on either side.

01:03:23.380 You don't know what they are and you can walk up.

01:03:25.560 And when you go up the staircase, there's like, it's one building, but you can split.

01:03:30.860 So you can go to this restaurant or that restaurant.

01:03:32.620 You can go downstairs in this restaurant or that restaurant. 1.00

01:03:35.000 Same fucking restaurant, I think. 0.99

01:03:36.460 But outside of it, there's four Indian men. 1.00

01:03:38.260 They go, excuse me, sir.

01:03:39.040 Come on, sir.

01:03:39.680 Come on, sir. 1.00

01:03:40.780 And when you tell them no, they go, fuck you, sir. 1.00

01:03:44.120 Fuck you. 1.00

01:03:44.540 And they're all like, it's crazy. 1.00

01:03:46.060 Fuck you, bloody. 1.00

01:03:46.980 Fuck you, bloody. 1.00

01:03:47.740 That's what it's like right now when you jump off the conspiracy boat. 1.00

01:03:50.740 You jump off and everyone's like, come here, sir.

01:03:52.260 Come here, come here, sir.

01:03:52.780 And then you don't go on one.

01:03:55.360 And you're like, I think this guy's a, you know, what's his name? 0.99

01:03:58.280 Ryan, the fucking CIA guy. 0.99

01:04:00.600 He's like, I think he's a Fed. 1.00

01:04:01.580 Everybody else says, fuck you. 1.00

01:04:02.820 And you're like, I can't win. 1.00

01:04:05.200 But you get funneled.

01:04:06.380 Now it's like, you know, when I was younger and you were a fresh new conspiracy theorist,

01:04:12.320 there was not really like a consolidation of power.

01:04:15.340 Like there was the Alex Joneses, there was the Galactic Federation, there was Anonymous,

01:04:19.560 but like there wasn't really much beyond that. 0.65

01:04:21.140 Now like QAnon is fucking huge and you can fall into that camp and then believe that like 0.99

01:04:26.960 patriots are in control and all that other shit. 0.99

01:04:29.160 Or you can fall into because Alex Jones is still doing the damn thing bigger than he ever 0.99

01:04:34.280 has. 0.95

01:04:34.940 Multiple other correspondents on his show. 0.99

01:04:37.240 When he gets out of the chair, somebody else sits down and they continue fucking rambling. 1.00

01:04:40.780 You can go to fucking Sean Ryan and listen and suck on his fucking CIA titties. 1.00

01:04:44.280 And like, it's just, there's so many different silos to get funneled into that are pretty 1.00

01:04:48.260 well fleshed out.

01:04:49.740 I think that's my problem with it is that because conspiracies almost become mainstream at this 0.99

01:04:54.720 point, it's fucking boring and it's fucking controlled. 0.94

01:04:59.000 Well, the other big difference too, is that now conspiracy theorists are personalities. 0.99

01:05:04.040 Like even when Alex Jones was at his peak in nineties and two thousands, of course there

01:05:09.080 were some people that tuned in for like the Alex Jones show, but he was just reading off

01:05:12.620 news articles in his crazy way that you wouldn't hear elsewhere.

01:05:15.960 And almost every big conspiracy that came out, there was never like self-referencing.

01:05:21.380 You didn't have a conspiracy theorist talking about another conspiracy theorist with a few

01:05:25.460 exceptions when like Milton William Cooper and like Alex Jones got into their little like 0.99

01:05:30.360 kerfuffles and calling each other shills and shit.

01:05:32.500 But that was like the one example. 0.99

01:05:35.480 Every other conspiracy theory, radio station, website, newsletter, none of it was really talking

01:05:40.940 about influencers or like the people that were talking about conspiracies.

01:05:45.100 It was just about the actual conspiracies.

01:05:48.160 And I think sometime around, uh, Occupy wall street, it, it made like a hard turn and all

01:05:54.780 of a sudden the people that were on Occupy wall street, which were also, it was weird.

01:05:58.700 It was like a left wing version, but they believed in nine 11 being an inside job and that everything 0.84

01:06:03.560 being fake, but they got that power from the freaking bullhorn, right?

01:06:08.020 The mic check thing, and then all of a sudden these personalities erupted and then that 0.85

01:06:12.600 stuck with it.

01:06:13.360 Like that was a weird cancer that just grew on the side of conspiracy theory.

01:06:17.860 And now it's like, it's malignant.

01:06:20.140 Like no one's getting rid of it at this point.

01:06:21.760 And it, it, it birthed, um, these characters, right?

01:06:24.580 Like you're talking about people with a bullhorn.

01:06:25.860 Like I, I used to go to Occupy wall street. 1.00

01:06:28.040 I went to Zugati park like three times and it was, it was a complete shit show. 0.98

01:06:31.560 And it was, it was a homeless thing where you just had to go there because you were homeless. 0.99

01:06:34.800 It was no, no, no.

01:06:35.980 I went there out of my own, like I left my homeless situation in New Jersey and I took,

01:06:40.660 and I went over there to hang out with them.

01:06:42.500 Admittedly, they had a good system going on.

01:06:44.140 Like it was interesting.

01:06:44.840 They were getting food from like the local places they were donating.

01:06:48.320 They had a library in Zugati park. 0.91

01:06:51.260 I don't know fucking why you would ever need a library, but there was, it was otherwise 0.98

01:06:54.360 disjointed and filled with insane homeless people. 0.99

01:06:57.360 I remember a guy screaming at me every time I made eye contact with me, he would go St. 0.95

01:07:02.220 Michael sent me and he'd scream in my face. 0.99

01:07:04.680 And I go, I don't even know what that means, but I realized it was bullshit one day when 0.98

01:07:09.700 we got together and it was time to go, um, audit the federal reserve. 0.95

01:07:14.180 We were going to walk down the street, go to the federal reserve, and we were going to

01:07:18.260 demand to see the gold in the basement. 0.88

01:07:20.240 And I'm fucking like, I don't know, I was like 18 or 17 or something. 0.96

01:07:23.380 And I was pumped. 0.99

01:07:24.220 I'm like, let's fucking go. 0.99

01:07:25.300 So we all line up. 0.99

01:07:26.280 We marched down the street to the federal reserve and it's on the opposite side of the street

01:07:29.960 and we're passing it and I'm going, well, it's right over there, but we're still passing

01:07:33.760 it.

01:07:33.900 And I go, okay, they're obeying the rules.

01:07:35.160 We got to go to the corner to go to the crosswalk to then go to the federal reserve.

01:07:38.120 I get it.

01:07:38.500 That's fine. 0.97

01:07:39.320 And then we fucking get to the end of the corner and we just turn around and march right 0.98

01:07:42.980 back to Zuccotti park. 0.99

01:07:44.000 And we chant all the way fucking, you know, show us the gold. 0.99

01:07:47.600 You guys are going to go and read the federal reserve. 0.99

01:07:49.660 Be like, let's not jaywalk though.

01:07:51.420 Yeah, that's exact.

01:07:52.260 So I'm like, dude on its face.

01:07:54.420 It's, it seems like this big movement that was all about, you know, the 1% cause it kind 0.99

01:07:59.440 of mishmashed with a bunch of other things.

01:08:01.120 But while you were there, no, it wasn't, it was homeless people. 1.00

01:08:04.760 It was fucking losers. 1.00

01:08:05.880 I was loose. 1.00

01:08:06.800 I was a loser. 1.00

01:08:07.360 I was a fucking teenage hobo. 1.00

01:08:08.980 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:08:09.600 Like it was not a fucking productive event, but who was there? 0.95

01:08:13.180 Uh, it's where I met Luke Rutkowski. 0.96

01:08:14.820 And now if you look, I'm not saying Luke's a fed, but I'm saying like those people now 1.00

01:08:19.680 have a foot like Luke, but he's probably a fed.

01:08:22.140 I like him.

01:08:22.620 Yeah.

01:08:22.700 But he's definitely a fed, but you were one of the true believers down there, dude. 0.94

01:08:26.400 You were the kid that Naruto run at fucking, uh, area 51. 0.96

01:08:30.340 That's it, dude. 0.98

01:08:31.060 I thought, I thought we were there to do a thing.

01:08:33.160 I was always, I went to the tea parties too.

01:08:35.420 Um, because I thought for sure, this is where martial law starts.

01:08:38.760 Honestly, that's where my, that was my whole worldview though.

01:08:41.580 I was like, I want to go and be at the center of when it all pops off and they, and they 0.97

01:08:46.000 declare martial law.

01:08:47.560 Um, and I thought that it was going to be the tea parties for, I don't even know why I thought

01:08:50.980 that was going to be the case.

01:08:51.940 And then I thought that it was going to be fucking occupy wall street, which is why I 0.64

01:08:55.560 went back three times. 0.98

01:08:56.520 Each time I went back, like, where is, you know, the fucking, the private military that's 0.99

01:09:01.260 going to come in and beat up. 0.99

01:09:02.520 And they never did.

01:09:04.100 Although eventually, I guess in the end, they launched tear gas into the park.

01:09:07.740 By the way, Zuccotti park, not a park, not a park, very small, not a park at all.

01:09:13.460 Um, uh, I don't know how I would describe it.

01:09:16.100 More like a courtyard of a corporate area is, is what it is. 0.78

01:09:19.460 So, um, these movements and shit, I guess they did kind of create some personalities from 1.00

01:09:25.020 that thing, but it was always so fucking, it was bullshit. 1.00

01:09:28.300 It was retarded. 1.00

01:09:28.900 Yeah. 1.00

01:09:29.240 It's all fucking controlled. 0.98

01:09:30.520 It's, yeah, it's controlled off, dude. 0.99

01:09:31.820 It's the same thing. 0.90

01:09:32.480 I wanted, I want so bad to go to the fucking autonomous zone that was happening in, uh, 0.98

01:09:37.300 Seattle where they had the little, it was so fucking close. 0.98

01:09:41.320 It's like three hours from me. 0.91

01:09:42.560 I wanted to fucking go there so bad and just be part of that for a minute, but, uh, I 0.89

01:09:47.300 don't know what that is. 1.00

01:09:47.900 It's all freaking gay. 1.00

01:09:49.000 You know what? 1.00

01:09:49.740 You know what I think it is?

01:09:51.600 Once you latch onto conspiracies, the ultimate conspiracy is that one way or another, it's

01:09:58.020 all going to fall apart, right?

01:10:00.200 However, we're going to get there. 1.00

01:10:01.300 Is it going to be a fucking pole shift? 1.00

01:10:02.940 Is it going to be martial law? 1.00

01:10:04.360 Are the aliens going to come down?

01:10:05.840 Like, but it's going to end at some point.

01:10:08.600 And when you think you've latched onto that, you're then looking for like, oh, this is

01:10:13.860 going to be the moment.

01:10:14.500 And for some reason I want to be there.

01:10:16.700 And I don't know why I, for me, it was because I was homeless and I would much rather have

01:10:21.480 dealt with the end of the world than gotten a job.

01:10:24.540 Um, and so I was much more willing to go and do those things, but I do recognize that

01:10:28.560 it's like within us, I think we kind of, that's why I know what you're saying, Nate.

01:10:32.380 It's like, it's getting annoying because, because they've gone mainstream, but don't you

01:10:36.220 feel a little bit like, um, I don't know, like celebratory? 0.98

01:10:41.660 Like, look at how fucking batshit it is. 0.91

01:10:44.180 Look at how many people are now accepting conspiracy theories as, as being the truth. 0.97

01:10:48.300 Yeah, at this point, I'm just sitting here eating popcorn.

01:10:50.820 Like, I guess I could start commenting on it more, like commentating, but.

01:10:55.060 But that's it.

01:10:55.660 It's just fun.

01:10:56.460 So I look at it strictly as fun.

01:10:58.660 Why would we, like, why would I address this seriously?

01:11:00.880 Like, I'm, I'm going to be as clownish as possible because look at you, look at how everybody's 0.97

01:11:05.020 acting, like this is a, this is a fucking clown world, but we've actually, we've actually 0.98

01:11:09.820 built up to the point where I think people think that we are feds too, which is kind of 0.99

01:11:13.420 neat or at least controlled opposition. 0.97

01:11:15.820 Dude, I get called a fucking fed or someone in the Illuminati or Thomas, what do they call 0.99

01:11:20.480 us? 1.00

01:11:21.160 Somebody that get, that was like castrated and gets buttfucked by the Pope. 0.97

01:11:25.020 They call them something. 0.96

01:11:27.300 Whatever that is, I get called that too.

01:11:29.620 Like.

01:11:30.000 That's a thing.

01:11:30.840 That's a position.

01:11:31.500 That's a thing.

01:11:32.160 Yeah.

01:11:32.680 I can't remember.

01:11:38.020 Somebody, somebody called me that in the chat, buddy.

01:11:40.660 Yeah.

01:11:41.100 Well, yeah.

01:11:42.040 I feel like I invite some of it too, because ex, ex military, ex Disney.

01:11:47.640 Oh yeah.

01:11:48.160 It's totally your fault.

01:11:48.520 Worked for MTV and VH1 and Viacom and Freemasons. 0.90

01:11:52.400 So, I mean, if one of those things doesn't make me a fed or an insider, I don't know what

01:11:56.540 else I can do.

01:11:57.280 Also, just the way you look in general, like very, like, I liked you.

01:12:01.880 I liked you better, Thomas, when you had like the green light and you had like the camera

01:12:05.220 underneath your face.

01:12:06.320 Very medicine.

01:12:06.780 Yeah.

01:12:06.820 Now you look very Patriot front.

01:12:08.620 Yeah.

01:12:10.160 Like, let me see.

01:12:10.980 Are those military issued boots you're wearing?

01:12:12.620 I just, it feels like, yeah, that's where we.

01:12:14.560 I've never seen the shoes you're wearing, Thomas.

01:12:16.500 What shoes are you wearing?

01:12:16.960 He's like, I can't because I'm not wearing pants.

01:12:18.820 Bro, I live in Florida.

01:12:19.920 We go barefoot 24-7.

01:12:21.680 This is Florida. 1.00

01:12:22.440 That's why you can fucking get hookworm and then we're retarded. 1.00

01:12:24.320 That's what happens. 1.00

01:12:25.760 Oh, a eunuch.

01:12:26.620 Is that what it is?

01:12:27.420 MK Ryan says a eunuch.

01:12:28.800 Yeah.

01:12:29.060 That would be, I don't know if that.

01:12:30.660 It's worse than a eunuch. 0.99

01:12:31.980 You are a eunuch, but you're also getting buttfucked by a priest. 0.99

01:12:35.040 Right. 0.99

01:12:35.260 Whatever it is.

01:12:37.880 Miserable life. 0.69

01:12:39.040 It's worse than a eunuch.

01:12:40.600 Yeah.

01:12:41.100 That's right.

01:12:41.620 Because I mentioned that I was an altar boy when I was growing up in the Catholic church.

01:12:45.800 So that was where that one came from.

01:12:47.760 Yeah.

01:12:47.800 Yeah.

01:12:48.000 The skit goes latched onto that.

01:12:50.520 Yeah.

01:12:50.680 Yeah.

01:12:51.080 You've done it all.

01:12:51.860 Well, they'll latch onto whatever they can.

01:12:54.180 I mean, I had a $10 backdrop from Amazon and it was bricks.

01:12:59.060 It was fake bricks. 0.99

01:12:59.960 And that was enough to be like, fucking Mason. 0.99

01:13:02.540 And then God forbid you should like, I don't know, like rub your eye and then they'll screenshot 0.99

01:13:06.420 that and it's a wrap.

01:13:07.440 But oh no, my favorite was the triangle on your face.

01:13:09.900 I love that one.

01:13:10.600 Yeah.

01:13:10.760 They said that I'm inverted.

01:13:13.280 Yeah.

01:13:13.840 Which is very fun.

01:13:14.780 It just never ends. 0.99

01:13:16.100 You're going to cause some shit right here. 0.99

01:13:17.820 Right now. 1.00

01:13:18.280 Well, that's what we did.

01:13:19.400 Right.

01:13:19.620 It's like, all right.

01:13:20.940 We recognize that our community, right? 1.00

01:13:23.580 Like us, people that are conspiracy theorists are fucking brain dead, like schizos. 1.00

01:13:30.540 And we said, I think I'm going to be vocal in that community. 1.00

01:13:34.960 And that's like a fool's errand.

01:13:39.280 It's not like you're going and doing something where everybody's reasonable and they're going

01:13:42.680 to go, I like what this guy's doing.

01:13:43.980 You're, you're injecting yourself into a group of people that don't trust anybody with more

01:13:49.540 power than a homeless person.

01:13:50.900 Oh, my favorite thing about this is that, so we're starting a new show and we're trying

01:13:55.200 to do it IRL in a studio here with Clint Russell of Liberty Lockdown.

01:14:01.220 He's like a really big political personality, like to be taken seriously in some fashion.

01:14:06.780 I mean, he ran for a vice president of the United States.

01:14:09.700 He's talking with Vivek Ramaswamy and like Kash Patel.

01:14:13.120 He's debating death, whatever.

01:14:14.340 Um, and he, he comes on our show or we'll go on his, uh, like a couple of times and people

01:14:20.740 like the overlap, but our fans will not stop calling him. 1.00

01:14:25.380 Well, this guy likes him, but our fans, they're like, this guy's a fucking retard. 1.00

01:14:29.020 And like, he'll, he'll text me. 0.99

01:14:30.420 He'd be like, Hey dude, it's really hurtful how your fans like actually treat me.

01:14:34.380 And I'm like, I can't, I can't stop them.

01:14:36.880 But he's like, let's do a show together so that they're my fans too.

01:14:39.860 They're going to abuse them. 1.00

01:14:40.740 It's a seat. 1.00

01:14:41.380 Clit sucks. 1.00

01:14:42.020 They, yeah. 1.00

01:14:42.700 That's what happened to dude.

01:14:45.100 We had a guest on the other day and my entire audience just viciously attacked him in the

01:14:50.580 audience.

01:14:51.340 All right. 1.00

01:14:51.580 The fuck yes. 1.00

01:14:53.120 Fucked up. 1.00

01:14:53.940 The worst things you could fucking say. 1.00

01:14:55.660 And it was hilarious. 1.00

01:14:56.960 All of the audience loves Ed Mabry, but he's black and they love him, but he's black. 0.97

01:15:03.680 And so I know he can see the chat.

01:15:06.440 That's how stream yard works. 1.00

01:15:07.660 And they're just saying the craziest shit. 0.99

01:15:09.860 They said today that his version of, of holy water is like grape flavored Gatorade. 1.00

01:15:15.580 And I was like, good God, dude.

01:15:17.840 Oh, I like this guy.

01:15:19.240 What are you doing?

01:15:21.680 And I know he's reading it.

01:15:23.180 It's the, the live chat is one of the, it's a blessing and a curse.

01:15:26.840 Like they say bangers and they bring up good things and it's funny and it's interesting. 1.00

01:15:30.120 And then they're just like fucking. 0.98

01:15:31.440 And sometimes they're like paying us like, it's like $20, $4, $20 super chats, asking 0.99

01:15:36.620 him to do the rest of the episode in black cent.

01:15:38.720 And I'm like, people, he's considering it here.

01:15:41.660 He's considering it.

01:15:43.140 Yeah.

01:15:44.660 You gotta get more than $20.

01:15:46.960 Yeah.

01:15:47.580 There's a number.

01:15:49.400 I know he's lost his job recently. 1.00

01:15:51.180 So we had a fucking goofball on our, on a skit. 1.00

01:15:59.940 So the other day, like we found him, he's this fucking dude that all he does is crush 1.00

01:16:04.660 beers. 0.99

01:16:05.020 Like he shotguns beers in his live chats, like all the time.

01:16:08.400 And so we invited him on the show and this guy was already like 15 beers like in, and

01:16:13.400 then he's like sitting there crushing more beers and our audience starts asking him to 0.99

01:16:18.440 do dumb shit for money. 1.00

01:16:19.720 And so he ends up fucking shaving one of his eyebrows. 1.00

01:16:22.740 He shaved this half of his mustache and he shaved a line down his fucking head. 1.00

01:16:28.420 He got a hundred bucks. 1.00

01:16:29.760 They gave him a couple hundred bucks.

01:16:31.660 I think.

01:16:32.280 Oh, that's crazy.

01:16:33.060 Don't tell him I make that money for doing absolutely nothing.

01:16:35.540 It started getting wild.

01:16:36.840 Cause they were like, Hey, we'll give you $400.

01:16:39.080 If you'll take out one of your teeth.

01:16:41.120 Yeah.

01:16:43.320 It was blood in the water.

01:16:46.840 Yeah.

01:16:47.220 That's not good.

01:16:47.980 That's not good.

01:16:48.680 There's a guy that's an example of like, how bad do you want it?

01:16:51.620 Right.

01:16:51.900 Because I do think that anybody who, who wishes that they could make content for a living.

01:16:57.740 Bobby ball bags.

01:16:58.700 Best kids.

01:16:59.200 You can make content for a living.

01:17:03.360 And, and there was like a measure of like, how bad do you want it?

01:17:05.980 There's a guy named.

01:17:07.720 Uh, uh, something.

01:17:10.500 Uh, what the hell is his name?

01:17:11.740 Phoenix something or, or Austin, whatever the hell it is.

01:17:15.620 He's, do you know who I'm talking about, babe?

01:17:16.960 What's the guy's name?

01:17:17.940 The big buff guy that we used to watch get abused.

01:17:22.020 Austin Jones.

01:17:22.880 Okay.

01:17:23.120 So Austin, thank you.

01:17:24.080 Uh, Austin Jones is this character.

01:17:26.220 He's got kind of like a nerdy bent to him and he, and he's got a funny speech impediment,

01:17:30.280 but he's jacked to the gills. 0.71

01:17:32.320 He used to be a skinny nerd.

01:17:34.240 Then what he started doing was I'm going to get incredibly muscular Houston Jones.

01:17:39.080 Thank you.

01:17:39.600 I'm going to get incredibly muscular and I'm going to let people just assault me with weapons,

01:17:45.380 with frozen paint balls, with whatever you got.

01:17:48.540 And they just, one of the funniest videos, I highly recommend anybody who's watching this. 0.99

01:17:52.440 You will fucking die laughing. 0.96

01:17:54.340 The guy is just like, he rolls up his pants. 1.00

01:17:56.760 It's crazy.

01:17:57.040 Oh, he's huge, dude.

01:17:57.960 He's huge.

01:17:58.520 And it's an example.

01:17:59.500 And how bad do you want it?

01:18:00.540 Because he's like, oh, right.

01:18:02.000 We're going to hurt me.

01:18:02.940 That's how bad I want it.

01:18:03.780 And he's, you know, a millionaire right now, but he rolls his pant leg up and he goes,

01:18:07.860 how many blows from fist to the thighs can you take?

01:18:11.180 And it is incredible. 0.98

01:18:13.040 It's just his homies gathered around him, just hammer fisting him in the thighs. 1.00

01:18:17.400 And you can hear the, the, like the wet meat slap and he fucking collapses on the, 0.99

01:18:22.040 like when it's all done, his, his leg looks like he got into a car accident. 0.96

01:18:26.100 It looks like he's got hemorrhaging like blood clots under the surface.

01:18:29.500 He recreates the worst home alone injuries for science.

01:18:34.180 It's so funny, man.

01:18:35.280 So it's like, you know, if you're somebody out there and you're like, oh, I wish I could

01:18:38.340 like, it doesn't get, get out of that mindset.

01:18:40.320 It's all about how bad do you want it?

01:18:41.860 You pull your tooth out for $400 on a live stream. 1.00

01:18:44.180 Will you let your homies punch you 67 times or some shit in the thigh until you get a life 1.00

01:18:49.900 threatening blood clot? 1.00

01:18:51.000 It's there.

01:18:51.740 If you want it, you can go and do it.

01:18:53.280 This is how Marina Abramovic got her start as well. 0.89

01:18:56.960 I believe where she would just go to like an art house and sit on the table and there'd 1.00

01:19:01.560 be like a hammer and a knife and a gun.

01:19:03.900 And it was just like, do anything that you want to me while I'm in this room. 0.76

01:19:07.200 Somebody cut. 0.92

01:19:07.880 I know somebody cut her. 0.99

01:19:09.120 Yeah. 0.97

01:19:09.580 I think they, they sexually assaulted her too. 0.92

01:19:12.460 And it's crazy. 0.55

01:19:14.180 Cause you call that an experiment.

01:19:15.660 I call that a vacation in India. 0.72

01:19:17.140 You could have just gone there and then a finger blasted you right through your pants. 1.00

01:19:20.360 Well, you suck Diddy's D for a hundred G's. 1.00

01:19:23.160 That's a little, uh, a little, uh, uh, uh, extra. 0.99

01:19:26.140 I don't know. 1.00

01:19:26.400 Does he have that egg shaped penis like Epstein supposedly had? 1.00

01:19:29.840 Is that what makes the difference for the hundred G's? 0.99

01:19:32.720 No, I just, I'm trying to think about it logistically.

01:19:34.560 Like, how can you get it done?

01:19:36.220 You know, if it's, it depends on how wide the egg is, but I mean, look, man, if, if

01:19:40.100 you, if you want the success, like you can have it and you can destroy your own

01:19:45.380 body and get it.

01:19:46.040 And, and what I'll say to Houston Jones is despite, or, uh, yeah, Houston Jones, despite

01:19:51.040 getting his body demolished, he's actually not doing anything.

01:19:55.480 Oh yeah.

01:19:55.680 There you go.

01:19:56.480 How bad do you want it?

01:19:57.380 A thousand men in 12 hours.

01:19:58.760 I don't think she got paid for that.

01:20:00.480 Jesus Christ.

01:20:01.560 She got paid in some form or fashion.

01:20:03.680 Yeah.

01:20:04.040 I don't think, uh, genetic deposits are, are considered a payment.

01:20:08.820 I would be interested to know if that chick got money at all for that. 1.00

01:20:11.620 A thousand.

01:20:11.960 If this were box saga, that would make her a queen.

01:20:14.420 If it was box saga, she'd have all the knowledge.

01:20:17.400 She'd be, she would be royalty.

01:20:18.800 Literally.

01:20:19.900 Is that, is that real? 1.00

01:20:20.940 After a thousand nuts, you become fucked. 1.00

01:20:24.000 Oh no, this is on YouTube. 1.00

01:20:29.620 Oh God.

01:20:30.380 I hope you weren't on your, your second strike.

01:20:32.960 Oh my God.

01:20:34.300 I'm believing it.

01:20:35.740 Terminate the stream.

01:20:36.860 Bye guys.

01:20:37.700 Bye everybody.

01:20:39.560 Unbelievable.

01:20:39.960 That was AI.

01:20:41.600 God, I didn't know AI did that.

01:20:43.440 That was real dude.

01:20:44.180 That was me. 0.98

01:20:45.100 That was even a stitch on the balls. 0.98

01:20:47.940 Oh my God. 0.93

01:20:48.980 Had that ball sack seam.

01:20:50.660 Unbelievable.

01:20:52.160 Yeah.

01:20:52.440 I got to delete that.

01:20:53.320 We were on our second strike.

01:20:54.240 They usually save that for like the 2 AM live stream. 0.98

01:20:56.900 Not the, not fucking four o'clock in the afternoon. 0.98

01:20:59.320 Not the middle of the fucking day live stream. 1.00

01:21:01.220 I got to see my kids after this shit, dude. 1.00

01:21:03.060 What are you doing, Nate? 0.99

01:21:04.720 Sorry, brother.

01:21:07.080 Yeah.

01:21:07.500 This makes me want to watch my eyes.

01:21:09.960 It's unbelievable, man.

01:21:11.080 Well, listen, I dropped in the chat where they could find you.

01:21:13.380 I said, go over to this, their rumble channel to find them.

01:21:15.900 So hopefully they, they go over there.

01:21:17.920 Like J tube is the worst.

01:21:19.120 Listen, I don't think you're allowed to show that on rumble either.

01:21:21.060 They just don't have the infrastructure to really filter.

01:21:24.060 Oh dude.

01:21:24.520 The night it dropped. 1.00

01:21:26.080 We showed fucking Nick Fuentes getting his dick sucked by destiny. 1.00

01:21:30.120 I don't know. 1.00

01:21:32.920 You can't tell if it's actually fucking Nick Fuentes, but you see anything. 0.99

01:21:37.060 Like, can you see his legs? 0.99

01:21:38.760 Cause Fuentes is very thin, you know?

01:21:41.180 So I imagine his like, had, we would have very narrow thighs. 0.98

01:21:44.060 They were very like white. 0.81

01:21:45.760 Yeah.

01:21:46.340 Little legs.

01:21:47.140 I think it could have been Fuentes.

01:21:48.940 I'm not sure. 1.00

01:21:49.720 I think, I still think it was Jules actually getting his dick sucked by destiny. 1.00

01:21:53.460 But it could be, it could be. 1.00

01:21:55.740 Uh, Jules dropped a wild thing in the tower gang chat the other day. 1.00

01:21:59.380 Didn't he, didn't he say he was, uh, titty fucking his wife while she was lactating or 1.00

01:22:02.880 some insane madness like that. 1.00

01:22:05.260 I was like, that's incredible, man.

01:22:06.880 That's incredible.

01:22:08.340 And then we had to meet her after that.

01:22:10.500 Yeah.

01:22:11.160 Very, very awkward.

01:22:12.800 Well, I mean, do you guys know how me and David show started?

01:22:16.600 No.

01:22:17.700 David, tell him the story.

01:22:19.140 Yeah.

01:22:19.360 So, so basically, um, I, I knew that top was going to be my co-host, but I didn't

01:22:24.420 know how I was going to get him to be my co-host.

01:22:26.540 And then suddenly an opportunity presented itself.

01:22:28.560 I was in the chat listening to tower gang and I came up with this idea that they should

01:22:34.360 have, uh, what's that like, like full circle, like Bohemian Grove, what you saw there, Thomas.

01:22:38.760 Yes.

01:22:38.980 Yes.

01:22:39.260 Oh yeah, yeah, exactly.

01:22:40.500 So, um, what I ended up doing was recommending something to the guys that I knew they would

01:22:46.020 think was hilarious.

01:22:46.700 And that was, uh, the idea of cocktober, the idea that they should be receiving pictures 0.98

01:22:54.000 of penises from their, uh, fans and they should be judging them and deciding who was the winner. 0.99

01:22:59.460 And, um, and that toad of all people should be the recipient of all the dicks and he should 0.99

01:23:03.780 have to do the judging. 0.99

01:23:05.000 And so, uh, they took, they bit the bait and I then submitted my considerable cock and ended 0.99

01:23:12.660 up winning, uh, cocktober. 0.52

01:23:14.120 And I think as far as like business ventures, um, there are certain things that you would

01:23:19.620 look for in a partner. 0.98

01:23:20.800 And I, and I think big cock is one of them. 0.99

01:23:23.000 And so, uh, I was right because immediately after that, he was like, do you want to start 0.99

01:23:27.880 a show? 0.98

01:23:29.020 Uh, wife was his wife's titties not getting banged? 1.00

01:23:32.540 Who's no, I, he was doing the, uh, the, the titty bay. 0.96

01:23:36.260 He didn't do it on the show.

01:23:37.820 Um, and so, yeah, that was pretty much like the inception of, and then yeah, full circle, 0.99

01:23:42.440 uh, a year later, we, we show a man's penis covered in mustard on, on a, on a screen to 0.89

01:23:49.380 an audience of people in black cloaks, you know, once again, just, I don't really know 0.98

01:23:55.060 what we're doing.

01:23:55.600 And, and a few just regulars that happened to like, uh, the comedy club that would just

01:24:01.020 go to the joke joint.

01:24:02.140 There was a few stragglers there that were just like, oh, we didn't have anything going

01:24:06.280 on this weekend.

01:24:06.980 And they kind of hung out in the back and they got, uh, an eyeful, I think.

01:24:11.160 What did they say?

01:24:11.920 They like, see what, yeah.

01:24:13.020 What did they say about it?

01:24:15.220 Oh, they loved it.

01:24:15.940 Uh, yeah, needed relish, dude.

01:24:18.960 Man, I need some relish.

01:24:20.640 Did you see it, Nate?

01:24:22.240 No.

01:24:23.400 No.

01:24:24.220 Unbelievable. 0.97

01:24:24.780 Is it, is the, is the cock up on our rumble? 0.98

01:24:27.740 Oh, I think it would be. 0.87

01:24:30.580 Oh, no, no, no. 0.99

01:24:31.220 We moved the camera down for cock. 0.99

01:24:33.920 Yeah. 0.96

01:24:34.320 We didn't show it.

01:24:35.000 That's right.

01:24:35.200 I had to go.

01:24:35.900 Cause my wife was, was, even though she has no technical knowledge whatsoever, we 0.99

01:24:40.280 were like, Hey, run the board and also adjust the camera. 0.99

01:24:43.680 And she was like, fucking what? 1.00

01:24:45.200 And so when it came to cock time, I, I, and she took a little lever and she was able 1.00

01:24:48.860 to, this is like a live event only sort of situation. 0.92

01:24:52.100 Yes, yes, yes.

01:24:53.100 Yeah.

01:24:53.460 Uh, we, there was some improv, uh, the idea of doing a live cocktober.

01:25:01.160 Um, even that for me feels a little bit crazy.

01:25:05.120 You know why? 0.99

01:25:06.300 Because the first person to pull their cock out would have been Mark random. 0.99

01:25:08.820 And I was already fed up with it. 1.00

01:25:10.520 Yes.

01:25:10.960 That's right. 0.99

01:25:11.300 Female tranny that won cocktober. 0.99

01:25:12.640 Thank you very much. 0.97

01:25:13.300 Thank you very much.

01:25:14.480 Uh, yeah, that dude would have a hundred percent showed going back to my wife. 1.00

01:25:17.960 And he was like, can you, can you put this on the screen?

01:25:19.880 And he's like trying to email her a picture.

01:25:21.240 I was like, I had to talk to him.

01:25:22.380 So I was like, listen, I understand we're doing comedy here, but you're like showing 1.00

01:25:25.580 my wife, your dick. 1.00

01:25:26.580 And this is a problem. 1.00

01:25:28.600 It's okay. 1.00

01:25:29.060 If I showed this guy's dick to my wife, that's on the screen behind me, but not 1.00

01:25:32.920 yours. 1.00

01:25:33.360 All right.

01:25:33.800 It's a layer of intimacy.

01:25:35.380 That's just too much.

01:25:36.840 It's too much.

01:25:38.400 So I don't know what we're going to do at this one.

01:25:41.200 I mean, Bohemian Grove, I want to try to get, um, Tripoli back to headline and I'm hoping 0.99

01:25:46.660 that we can do like a, like a Tripoli Eddie Bravo ticket.

01:25:50.980 And then the next day for Rape of Palooza, that's a totally different bag.

01:25:55.040 Need a totally different comedian.

01:25:56.840 And I don't know what the, it's really like whatever happens on, on Bohemian Grove, you

01:26:01.260 know, it's going to be conspiratorial, whatever's going to happen.

01:26:03.080 You gotta get Louis J Gomez for Rape of Palooza. 0.90

01:26:06.060 Well, we might do the debate and the debate is simply Jamaica.

01:26:10.440 Yes or no?

01:26:11.440 Like that's the debate.

01:26:12.700 And we might do that with top and, and Louis J Gomez.

01:26:15.680 But then of course we have to, uh, flesh out the rest of the day. 0.93

01:26:18.880 And I don't know what, what's going to happen because the problem with showing cock is that 0.97

01:26:23.980 you now have a big, like, how do you outdo yourself? 0.98

01:26:27.740 No Mark random next Grove.

01:26:29.380 I agree with that.

01:26:30.100 Uh, real Ryard. 0.97

01:26:31.160 There it is.

01:26:32.080 It's hard to see.

01:26:32.980 Oh, there it is.

01:26:33.560 I did pull it up accidentally really quick.

01:26:35.760 Oh, it's, it's like a little overly bright.

01:26:38.120 Yeah.

01:26:38.940 So there's, you see the guy's junk in the hot dog and it was covered with mustard and

01:26:42.560 then there's a hot dog right next to it covered in mustard as well. 0.99

01:26:45.120 Very hard to tell if you can't see what he's connected to his, his penis does oddly look 1.00

01:26:49.320 fucking like a hot dog. 1.00

01:26:50.640 Very much like a hot dog. 1.00

01:26:51.260 Bobby Ballbag says Rape of Palooza with Chris D'Elia.

01:26:55.440 That's a little on the nose.

01:26:59.040 So I hope you'll, uh, I hope you'll, you'll come to the next one.

01:27:02.140 Uh, Thomas already said he's coming. 0.96

01:27:03.980 So Nate, you gotta get your ass out there. 0.98

01:27:05.960 I gotta figure that out. 0.98

01:27:07.040 It's in April.

01:27:08.340 Yeah.

01:27:08.680 Probably the tail end of April, I think is what we're aiming for.

01:27:11.880 You'll figure it out the week before when, when the date's going to be.

01:27:15.040 Well, I'm hoping we don't do that this time.

01:27:17.060 Cause last time it was like really fucking last minute rushing, uh, because it just, 0.99

01:27:21.820 you know, you lift your head up and you're like, Oh fuck. 0.99

01:27:23.580 And that's kind of what's happening right now. 0.98

01:27:25.020 We are given the timeframe officially three months out and I need hopefully all of those

01:27:31.800 three months in order to organize this thing and have it not be the kind of chaotic 0.98

01:27:36.140 shit show. 0.97

01:27:36.680 It was fun for everybody else. 1.00

01:27:37.940 But for us, it was the fucking most stressful shit ever. 0.99

01:27:42.160 I love it, man. 0.99

01:27:47.300 Well, you guys want to do some plugs and get the fuck out of here? 0.88

01:27:49.740 Yeah, dude. 0.90

01:27:51.560 Um, you could find me on Twitter X, whatever at David L Corbo on Twitter.

01:27:59.560 And, uh, you can also find Nephilim death squad, wherever you watch your podcast.

01:28:04.580 I do a show called timeline cleanse.

01:28:06.600 I typically don't promote it because it is a bad show.

01:28:10.180 And, uh, what's that?

01:28:12.840 It's what we did here.

01:28:13.980 Yeah, pretty much.

01:28:14.980 Uh, and so what you would do is just keep an eye on Nephilim death squads rumble.

01:28:19.560 I typically go live about three to four days a week. 0.98

01:28:22.940 Um, randomly, whenever the fuck I feel like it. 0.94

01:28:25.740 And, uh, I'm not even going to tell you what it's about, but it's a, it's a, it's a debaucherous 0.95

01:28:30.040 show full of dark and, and harrowing content.

01:28:33.680 Uh, and we make light of it all.

01:28:35.160 So, uh, I hope you'll join me or don't for your own sake.

01:28:39.680 Yeah.

01:28:40.080 I'll, you know what?

01:28:40.500 I'll plug, we're going to plug tower gang pretty hard here.

01:28:42.640 It's over there.

01:28:43.100 Tower gang, bam.

01:28:43.940 Tower gang pod.

01:28:44.880 Um, go to that show.

01:28:46.260 Don't go to Nephilim death squad.

01:28:47.540 If you enjoy what you saw here, don't, don't watch our other show.

01:28:50.140 It's more serious.

01:28:50.920 It has like better content.

01:28:52.460 Actual has a, has a point to it.

01:28:54.940 Um, I don't want to see you there, but yeah, catch me there.

01:28:57.560 Or if you want racist t-shirts, you can go to toplopsa.com.

01:29:00.500 We also have other nice stuff there too.

01:29:02.200 So go check that stuff out.

01:29:03.180 Follow me on Twitter as well.

01:29:04.340 Thank you.

01:29:05.940 And you could have went and followed them on YouTube, uh, except for about five minutes

01:29:10.120 ago.

01:29:10.520 They just got removed from YouTube. 0.99

01:29:11.820 Just lost the whole fucking channel. 0.98

01:29:13.280 You just sent me there. 0.99

01:29:14.160 Like, what are you doing?

01:29:14.840 The new channel is gone.

01:29:16.700 Oh, I don't know what this is.

01:29:17.840 I just tried to go there and said this site can't be reached.

01:29:19.880 Okay.

01:29:20.140 We still have it.

01:29:20.900 We still have it. 0.97

01:29:21.120 I'm not even kidding how many times I've fucking nuked a YouTube channel. 0.97

01:29:24.580 People have fucking put me, people have taken videos. 0.98

01:29:26.800 I don't know how. 0.98

01:29:27.700 I don't know how that happened.

01:29:28.900 I'm toxic, dude. 1.00

01:29:30.240 I'm fucking nuclear. 1.00

01:29:31.420 I don't know what it is. 1.00

01:29:32.360 They fucking hate me on YouTube. 0.99

01:29:33.600 Well, did you hear even how we lost it? 0.99

01:29:35.800 Just a quick story.

01:29:36.520 All it was, was one of our guests was exploring.

01:29:39.440 He's like, I think there might be some potential benefits to alkaline water.

01:29:43.840 Yeah.

01:29:44.960 Oh, this is something not right.

01:29:46.880 Yeah, that's it.

01:29:47.760 Yep.

01:29:47.940 It was Matt Raif and he was just speculating.

01:29:50.060 Maybe.

01:29:50.500 You're out of here.

01:29:51.200 So what I've been doing.

01:29:52.140 Doesn't sell a product.

01:29:53.500 What I do on Tower Gang now every week.

01:29:55.720 That's what actually nuked our YouTube channel. 0.99

01:29:57.640 We had a, we had a buddy on talking about Organite and that's what fucking nuked our fucking 0.99

01:30:02.180 channel. 1.00

01:30:02.460 So stupid. 1.00

01:30:03.140 I figure somebody has to have, cause Top was like, oh, I think somebody fucking, you know, 1.00

01:30:07.300 reported it. 0.99

01:30:07.920 Cause it's the only way that they would have, they didn't find all the other crazy shit we 0.99

01:30:11.900 said, you know. 0.98

01:30:12.960 But this is like taking Capone out for tax fraud, right?

01:30:16.820 Yeah, exactly.

01:30:18.080 I wouldn't, if they found like, they were like, you said this about the Jews.

01:30:21.340 I'd be like, understandable.

01:30:22.800 You know what I mean?

01:30:23.320 But it wasn't even that. 0.99

01:30:24.240 It was just fucking alkaline water. 0.99

01:30:26.640 Very good. 0.99

01:30:27.580 Here's what, that's not true.

01:30:29.200 Uh, here, here's what you say.

01:30:30.600 Uh, how do you get over on the J's?

01:30:34.000 Um, we've been pulling up breastfeeding videos on Tower Gang and we'll just like in the middle

01:30:38.240 of conversation, it'll just like breastfeeding 4k and you can put it up and it's literally

01:30:42.000 just girls with fake boobs and they're just feeding fake babies. 1.00

01:30:46.140 But it's, we're like, we're now we're showing porn, but it's on your website and it's a loophole 0.99

01:30:50.420 and the Jews have to respect it cause they love loopholes. 1.00

01:30:53.740 Yes. 0.93

01:30:54.240 Also the foreskin regrowing.

01:30:56.500 I'm surprised they allow that one.

01:30:58.000 The foreskin regrowth because you kind of feel like that's a little personal to them.

01:31:02.060 Well, they want you to regrow it so they can cut it off again.

01:31:04.580 Ooh, maybe that's why.

01:31:05.920 Okay.

01:31:06.440 Not bad.

01:31:07.120 Seconds.

01:31:08.720 Seconds.

01:31:09.080 Oh. 0.99

01:31:09.220 Thomas, for months, we used to open up every fucking, every fucking podcast. 1.00

01:31:15.360 I'd say Bill Gates is a fat tranny with sweet tits that wants to give you AIDS with a vaccine. 1.00

01:31:20.120 I would say that every fucking time on YouTube and it was organized and got me kicked off. 1.00

01:31:25.300 Ah, man. 0.99

01:31:27.180 Yeah.

01:31:27.340 It just feels like, like there's so much good work out there that they could have gotten

01:31:31.100 and instead, you know, something like that.

01:31:33.920 It doesn't feel good as a creator.

01:31:35.200 Thomas, what are you plugging, buddy?

01:31:39.700 What are we doing?

01:31:40.760 Let's push the DoesBigFootExist.com.

01:31:43.480 That was the chick track that me and Nate have been working on about Bigfoot.

01:31:47.620 It talks about Bigfoot, Dick, and Harry, Mary, and Nephilim and every sort of variation

01:31:52.280 on Bigfoot that Nate or I have come across in the last 30 or 40 years.

01:31:57.180 It's got Harry and the Hendersons in there.

01:31:58.760 It's got literally every homeless Bigfoot, interdimensional Bigfoot.

01:32:02.200 It's got every single version that we've ever come up with.

01:32:05.420 We've also sent it across the eyes of a lot of like Bigfoot experts, the guys that are

01:32:10.820 on history chain.

01:32:12.140 I don't want to name drop everyone right now, but if they're big in the Bigfoot world, they've

01:32:16.180 seen this pamphlet.

01:32:17.020 We've gotten buy off.

01:32:18.060 So it's going to be the most official.

01:32:20.040 And if you were paying attention, the last pamphlet that I put out with Donut raised over

01:32:24.060 60K.

01:32:24.960 So we're hoping to make that a trend.

01:32:27.160 Maybe Bigfoot deserves even more than that, I think.

01:32:30.660 Very cool.

01:32:31.360 Very cool.

01:32:31.980 Well, I guess everybody should go to DoesBigFootExist.com then.

01:32:36.540 100%.

01:32:36.940 All right, gents.

01:32:38.620 This was a lot of fun.

01:32:40.100 We'll have to do it again for sure.

01:32:42.620 Yeah.

01:32:42.860 Thanks for having us, guys. 0.96

01:32:44.440 And next time we're on YouTube, I won't show Hillary Clinton get her dicks, a second 1.00

01:32:48.040 dick. 1.00

01:32:48.720 It'll be something else. 1.00

01:32:49.160 Get her dicks. 1.00

01:32:49.820 That's a Freudian slip. 1.00

01:32:53.440 Love it, guys.

01:32:54.660 Thank you very much.

01:32:56.300 Cheers, guys.

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