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00:00:17.620 Welcome to TopLobster.com, the ultimate middle finger to people who hate you anyway.

00:00:23.640 Do you want to turn their mild annoyance into a full-blown meltdown?

00:00:27.080 We're not talking about polite little digs.

00:00:30.000 I'm talking about offensive, off-the-page comments that scream,

00:00:33.740 You can't censor me.

00:00:35.220 You can't tell me what to say.

00:00:37.320 I'd apologize, but I don't think you'd believe me.

00:00:41.000 And frankly, I just don't care what you think.

00:00:44.580 At TopLobster.com, we know one thing.

00:00:47.640 Playing nice is overrated.

00:00:49.940 We push all the buttons.

00:00:51.460 We cross all the lines.

00:00:53.120 We dot all the I's. 0.95

00:00:54.120 And we live in that sweet spot where your style and your words hit like a sledgehammer on the head of your favorite politician.

00:01:01.340 So why play it safe when you can blow it up entirely? 0.99

00:01:04.380 If you're too retarded to stop, and you're too real to worry about being liked by everybody, 1.00

00:01:08.960 Well, you just found your favorite website. 0.98

00:01:12.380 Go to TopLobster.com, grab a shirt, grab a hoodie, grab a sweater.

00:01:15.980 That'll make your family members scream. 0.61

00:01:17.860 Because if they hate you already, you might as well give them something spectacular to complain about.

00:01:22.360 TopLobster.com. 0.99

00:01:23.680 Too retarded to stop. 1.00

00:01:25.340 I dare you to wear it. 0.99

00:01:26.560 I'm going to have to share some unfortunate and gay news with you. 1.00

00:01:33.280 Episode 597. 0.99

00:01:36.040 Are you a boner guy? 0.91

00:01:37.260 Oh, I was a boner guy. 0.97

00:01:38.520 You know what? 1.00

00:01:38.900 I miss penis. 1.00

00:01:39.640 What are you talking about? 1.00

00:01:41.660 I'm the one who should apologize.

00:01:44.440 Is it going to be absolutely riveting?

00:01:47.360 Is it going to change your life by any stretch?

00:01:49.660 Probably not.

00:01:50.440 But it's going to be at least entertaining.

00:01:52.340 Okay? 0.99

00:01:52.540 By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:01:58.340 That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. 0.99

00:02:01.640 I've been dying to say that. 0.97

00:02:04.040 Cuz.

00:02:05.420 Cuz-a-roo. 0.97

00:02:06.860 Cuz-a-roo. 0.97

00:02:08.540 Slap-a-roo-ny. 1.00

00:02:09.860 It's showtime.

00:02:10.660 W-A-T-P. 1.00

00:02:23.820 W-A-T-P. 1.00

00:02:26.460 Hello, Robert Dix and Cousin Roos.

00:02:27.480 Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts.

00:02:29.400 The only show that zings when you think it's going to zag.

00:02:31.580 I'm your host, Carl.

00:02:32.180 With me today, the dark-skinned man from Tower Gang and Niflum Death Squad. 0.99

00:02:37.000 Top Lobster is here.

00:02:37.940 Said it wrong.

00:02:38.660 You said, let's try it.

00:02:39.460 Can you try it one more? 1.00

00:02:40.180 Fucking guy. 1.00

00:02:41.640 All right. 1.00

00:02:42.140 Tell me the five ways to pronounce the name of your podcast, and I'll try one of them.

00:02:45.700 The Niflum Death.

00:02:47.420 He said, like, Niflum Death.

00:02:49.020 It's okay.

00:02:49.440 It's fine.

00:02:49.920 It's fine.

00:02:50.700 I don't really care. 0.95

00:02:51.540 Niflum Death Squad. 0.94

00:02:52.560 Yes.

00:02:53.040 Look it up.

00:02:53.540 It's a fantastic show.

00:02:55.000 It's not that great.

00:02:55.800 Chris is here.

00:02:56.500 Hi.

00:02:57.000 As well.

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00:03:46.160 Coming up also is episode 600.

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00:03:52.420 We want to celebrate the 600th episode by talking about how shitty this show has been 0.99

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00:04:03.680 We'll play them on the show.

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00:04:08.900 you review podcasts, and then shit all of us in the comments section. 0.89

00:04:11.100 Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Timeline Cleanse. 0.97

00:04:14.580 This is a suggestion from Top Lobster.

00:04:16.700 We both listened separately.

00:04:17.660 We've not discussed it with each other beforehand.

00:04:19.120 Let's get into it.

00:04:19.900 This is a show hosted by David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.

00:04:25.140 Yes.

00:04:26.280 Yeah.

00:04:26.680 So again, thank you for inviting me back on, Carl.

00:04:29.100 It's always a pleasure to talk with you.

00:04:30.920 It's always a surprise that you would want to talk with me again.

00:04:34.080 People love you on this show.

00:04:35.540 That's great.

00:04:36.440 I love the people here.

00:04:37.740 I see them like they're mad. 0.99

00:04:38.740 They're like, these guys are late and gay. 0.99

00:04:40.860 But that means that they just love this show, which I don't know why. 0.95

00:04:44.620 They also really do think that we're gay.

00:04:46.180 So there's also that. 0.90

00:04:47.600 We're late, but also gay. 0.77

00:04:48.840 That's true.

00:04:50.100 So this guy, David Lee Corbo, he came across my radar a couple of years ago, and we were

00:04:56.780 doing an episode of Tower Gang, which is the show that you know me from.

00:04:59.440 That's the one you reviewed.

00:05:00.660 We have this thing that we do in October that we call Cocktober.

00:05:06.160 Howard Stern does the same thing.

00:05:07.560 Does he do it?

00:05:08.400 How does he?

00:05:09.300 Cocktober, yes. 0.99

00:05:09.880 It's all gay stuff. 1.00

00:05:10.840 What does he do, though, specifically for it? 1.00

00:05:12.760 He makes Richard and Sal touch penises in the studio. 0.99

00:05:16.940 Oh, I wish. 0.99

00:05:17.780 Yeah, we only, we ask our fans to submit their penises to Toad specifically, who we reviewed 0.96

00:05:24.340 last time on the show. 0.87

00:05:25.260 Right.

00:05:25.320 So, yes, the gambling addict.

00:05:27.740 Yeah. 0.99

00:05:28.080 So how it goes, it's a very funny bit because Toad then has to autistically study these penises, 0.93

00:05:33.380 look at them, and describe them to us on the show in excruciating detail. 1.00

00:05:36.780 I tell Toad, paint this dick with your mouth to us. 1.00

00:05:39.960 And he does. 1.00

00:05:40.900 And then we vote on a scale of one to scrumdiddlyumptious on who will win.

00:05:45.900 David Lee Corbo was actually the first winner of this show. 0.99

00:05:49.760 Very nice cock. 0.95

00:05:50.980 Also turns out to be my co-host on Nephilim Death Squad. 0.99

00:05:55.020 But he really nailed the heart of what we were asking for. 0.99

00:05:57.940 Like, we're not asking for fully erect penis. 0.97

00:06:00.280 We weren't asking for flaccid, you know, non-enthusiastic poses. 0.96

00:06:04.540 He kind of had, like, this nice middle ground.

00:06:06.860 And he got his own t-shirt. 1.00

00:06:08.340 I drew his dick on. 1.00

00:06:09.420 It says, become the whore. 1.00

00:06:10.680 And it's a raven with his dick. 1.00

00:06:12.780 I actually drew his dick coming down on it. 1.00

00:06:15.340 So this is how he came across my table. 1.00

00:06:17.520 And I was like, I like this guy.

00:06:18.520 I like the cut of his jib. 1.00

00:06:19.520 I like the way his dick looks. 1.00

00:06:20.340 You like that he was just a little chubbed up. 1.00

00:06:22.140 He wasn't fully erect.

00:06:22.900 Slightly like that.

00:06:23.600 Yes, yeah.

00:06:24.480 Too hard, like you're trying too hard.

00:06:26.480 But he was just...

00:06:27.280 Sure.

00:06:27.820 It's like...

00:06:28.900 It needs to be pointing down still.

00:06:30.800 Right. 0.98

00:06:31.160 Yeah, it's his Goldilocks and the three dicks. 0.99

00:06:32.940 It's like, you know, one was a little too chubbed. 0.99

00:06:35.160 One was too...

00:06:35.940 Yeah, he was just right, in my opinion.

00:06:38.060 So I asked him, I said, hey, do you want to do a Christian conspiracy show with me? 0.92

00:06:42.460 As one does.

00:06:45.220 It's a biblical Christian conspiracy show where we look at current events through the biblical lens.

00:06:48.940 And he said, hell yeah, let's do it.

00:06:50.600 And it's been actually a really pretty big success.

00:06:52.920 We've had some live events.

00:06:54.460 We're planning another live event that we're doing with possibly Sam Tripoli headline.

00:06:58.580 So it's been good.

00:07:01.480 Awesome.

00:07:02.360 And somewhere along the line there, he decided that, like everybody else does, I want to have another show.

00:07:07.480 Like one's not good enough.

00:07:08.920 I want to do another show by myself.

00:07:10.420 So he does this show called Timeline Cleanse.

00:07:12.740 Which every so often, I'll pop in and I'll say, what is this about? 0.96

00:07:15.860 And it's just a show where he watches black people fight, I guess. 0.82

00:07:22.660 And that's really the entire show.

00:07:25.340 But the interesting thing that he's done here is he's taken my fan base.

00:07:30.020 Because he came out of nowhere.

00:07:31.380 So he's taken my fan base of like 50,000 Twitter subscribers and then, you know, from everywhere else that I, everything else I do.

00:07:37.340 And he's turned them almost into a cult.

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00:07:51.880 Hashtag make a play.

00:07:54.440 They call him Master. 0.67

00:07:56.360 They take part in his racist antics.

00:07:59.940 There's inside jokes that go over and under my head while I'm doing my other show.

00:08:04.720 So it's becoming a little bit of an issue.

00:08:06.280 And I wanted to review it here with you guys and see what you think about it.

00:08:09.640 Maybe you'll convince him to stop.

00:08:11.780 Well, I do have some thoughts on this gentleman and his show.

00:08:16.640 Okay. 1.00

00:08:17.040 I think he's dumb. 1.00

00:08:18.940 Yes. 1.00

00:08:19.420 And I want to show you why I think that first off.

00:08:22.420 And you tell me, I was looking at his Rumble page, just trying to get a sense of what this show is supposed to be.

00:08:27.780 And it says, description, good morning.

00:08:31.080 It's spelled with a U.

00:08:32.160 Daily show with Raven.

00:08:33.580 Come get your timeline cleansed.

00:08:35.420 Did he misspell this on purpose?

00:08:37.280 Yeah.

00:08:37.600 So good morning is, this is from a meme.

00:08:41.320 Some black lady came on and she was saying that when white people say good morning, it's actually racist. 0.93

00:08:47.580 It's a euphemism for the N word. 0.81

00:08:49.880 So he says, good.

00:08:52.060 It's an inside joke.

00:08:52.560 Yeah.

00:08:52.760 Good morning.

00:08:53.480 And it's like a morning, but he screams it at the people.

00:08:56.360 And the people scream it back at him in all caps.

00:08:59.480 It's very disturbing.

00:09:00.440 But it's a racist epithet is what he's turned it into.

00:09:03.880 And he's only on Rumble, I would imagine, right?

00:09:05.420 With this type of content.

00:09:06.660 Yeah.

00:09:06.940 He, well, he was on YouTube and was swiftly kicked off.

00:09:10.360 And he's also too retarded to do an audio feed for some reason. 1.00

00:09:13.340 So it's just Rumble. 0.57

00:09:14.840 That's where it lives.

00:09:15.580 Just this Rumble.

00:09:16.640 Okay.

00:09:17.280 Well, his most recent episode didn't start out so good.

00:09:21.620 He was shot out of the cannon, ready to go, ready to start the show.

00:09:25.320 He just forgot to turn the microphone on.

00:09:28.180 And so here you see him chatting away.

00:09:31.280 His music bed's coming up.

00:09:33.100 It's got that underneath him.

00:09:36.440 And he interacted with this chat nonstop.

00:09:39.640 That's all the show is.

00:09:40.540 So I don't understand why, yeah, that's all the show is.

00:09:42.660 It's just him talking to the chat.

00:09:43.700 So I'm not sure why he doesn't recognize that there's no sound coming out.

00:09:50.080 When that's all anyone is telling him.

00:09:51.620 Just plugging merch.

00:09:53.260 Yeah, he's plugging his merch.

00:09:54.440 Go to the website.

00:09:55.280 Hey, check it out.

00:09:55.860 We got new hats.

00:09:56.880 Honestly, Carl, the show is better this way.

00:09:59.600 And as somebody who is his co-host, I hear this guy talk for probably, man,

00:10:04.200 sometimes we'll do two episodes a day, five days a week or something like that

00:10:07.540 of Nephilim Death Squad. 1.00

00:10:08.520 And I got to hear this motherfucker's voice constantly. 0.99

00:10:11.840 Yeah, so it's nice when the mic is turned off. 0.99

00:10:13.900 It's a relief.

00:10:14.440 It's a nice change of pace, yeah.

00:10:15.980 Well, it's also hard when you do a show all by yourself.

00:10:18.560 Like, everyone needs a producer.

00:10:19.860 I have producer Chris here.

00:10:21.040 And what he'll do is he'll go, hey, Carl, did you hit record?

00:10:22.880 Oh, yeah, no, I didn't.

00:10:24.060 Let me do that.

00:10:24.960 It's like really helpful stuff.

00:10:27.640 But he finally... 0.99

00:10:28.120 Hey, Carl, shit melting down. 0.99

00:10:30.180 He finally figures out that his mic is off. 0.99

00:10:33.380 If you look in the upper corner there, you see that?

00:10:36.300 So he has a weekly goal.

00:10:37.600 He wants to make $600 on Super Chats.

00:10:40.280 So this is why he can't afford a producer,

00:10:42.680 which is why the show is in the shape that it's in.

00:10:45.340 It's really one of these things of like the snake eating itself.

00:10:47.840 You know, it's like, what's going to come first?

00:10:49.360 The producer or quality?

00:10:51.220 And none ever comes. 1.00

00:10:52.980 But people still watch this shit. 1.00

00:10:54.280 And I don't know why. 1.00

00:10:55.840 How long has this been on the air?

00:10:58.460 TLC?

00:10:59.280 This is episode 174 or something like that.

00:11:01.280 Yeah, and he restarted at one point.

00:11:03.560 So he's been doing this for quite a while.

00:11:05.120 Two years, maybe.

00:11:06.760 All right.

00:11:06.880 Well, this is him recognizing that he hasn't been making any noise yet.

00:11:11.960 Wow.

00:11:14.880 That's incredible. 0.99

00:11:18.340 175 fucking episodes into this show. 0.99

00:11:21.760 And I just did five minutes worth of an intro. 1.00

00:11:34.820 Holy shit. 0.99

00:11:40.100 Well, that's depressing. 0.99

00:11:41.100 It seemed like he was really cooking, too.

00:11:42.900 Probably had a lot of interesting things to say.

00:11:44.540 He's promoting the Patreon and everything.

00:11:47.360 But he does this thing with the roll call.

00:11:50.560 We're going to call everyone out who's there watching him, which I've always found annoying.

00:11:54.200 I don't think there's any place for that.

00:11:55.480 But whatever.

00:11:55.940 That's what he does.

00:11:56.900 But then we find out that, no, actually, he wasn't doing a good job with the intro anyway. 1.00

00:12:01.080 Fuck all that. 0.98

00:12:01.740 Not getting back into it, guys. 0.99

00:12:03.160 I'm not going to do the intro again.

00:12:04.300 Some of you said that it looked like I was cooking.

00:12:05.880 I wasn't cooking, actually. 0.99

00:12:06.960 I fumbled the fucking bag as soon as the stuff. 1.00

00:12:09.480 Dude, holy shit. 1.00

00:12:12.560 Holy shit. 1.00

00:12:13.380 Let's just issue some racist good mornings. 1.00

00:12:16.480 And move on with our fucking lives. 1.00

00:12:18.220 Agreed? 1.00

00:12:19.840 Agreed. 0.97

00:12:20.400 A very racist good morning with the hardest of ours to all the dangerous retards in the chat. 1.00

00:12:24.780 Shout out, Mr. Poop Bag. 0.95

00:12:26.000 Great pilled podcast.

00:12:26.960 Good to see that Jules is still alive.

00:12:28.400 Emily is also here.

00:12:31.180 Yes.

00:12:31.680 I don't understand the roll call thing.

00:12:34.000 Can you explain this?

00:12:34.700 I see so many guys do this where they have to feel like they have to make everyone feel welcomed.

00:12:38.220 This is the problem.

00:12:39.040 This is what I'm running into.

00:12:40.180 So these people that he's talking to were fans of Top Lobster before they knew of David Lee Corbo.

00:12:46.880 And now he's created.

00:12:48.580 He's fostered this environment in which he speaks to them.

00:12:52.020 And he's stolen them from you. 1.00

00:12:53.420 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:12:54.360 Take them. 1.00

00:12:54.840 Could he turn them against you at some point?

00:12:57.760 I guess maybe.

00:12:58.980 But it wouldn't even matter.

00:13:00.320 Here's what he's done.

00:13:01.640 Is he's stolen.

00:13:02.520 Well, I guess he's stolen them in a way.

00:13:03.740 It doesn't matter.

00:13:04.660 He's fostered this environment in which they think they have a voice.

00:13:08.220 That they can talk to me.

00:13:09.440 I have the mic.

00:13:10.520 This is a $400 microphone.

00:13:12.660 I went out.

00:13:13.160 I bought this. 1.00

00:13:13.900 I bought my fucking $700 Rodecaster. 0.99

00:13:16.280 There is a barrier of entry here, baby, to talk to me. 0.99

00:13:19.760 Okay.

00:13:19.960 Exactly.

00:13:20.220 $1,100.

00:13:21.340 Exactly.

00:13:21.960 $1,100.

00:13:23.000 And a StreamYard link.

00:13:24.960 So another $45 a month if you're on the cheap side.

00:13:28.260 And now they've...

00:13:29.980 It's been a couple of times they've come out of pocket at me.

00:13:32.660 And I had to put them back in place.

00:13:33.900 Emily specifically.

00:13:34.860 These are people now that I know.

00:13:36.560 They come up.

00:13:37.100 They show up to the live shows. 1.00

00:13:38.740 They talk shit to us. 1.00

00:13:39.740 They're front row talking to us like they know me. 1.00

00:13:43.160 And I look at Dave and I go, 1.00

00:13:44.700 Dave, what the fuck is going on here? 1.00

00:13:46.340 These are plebs. 1.00

00:13:47.140 These are our pay pigs. 1.00

00:13:48.140 They're here to watch only. 1.00

00:13:50.040 Like children.

00:13:50.640 Yes.

00:13:51.040 To give money.

00:13:51.740 Right.

00:13:52.060 To be seen, not heard.

00:13:53.620 Give me your money.

00:13:54.920 Enjoy the content.

00:13:55.780 Or don't.

00:13:56.280 Who cares?

00:13:57.000 But because of this show, he's addressing them directly.

00:13:59.340 He's calling them by name.

00:14:00.640 There is a dialogue between creator and viewer,

00:14:04.820 which is almost...

00:14:05.700 It's a no-no, which I've learned now.

00:14:07.520 A social relationship that, yeah, it's not good.

00:14:10.040 Not good for either party involved.

00:14:11.780 And he's encouraging this. 1.00

00:14:13.160 It's garbage. 1.00

00:14:14.420 It's low-class behavior, really. 1.00

00:14:16.000 And I try to tell him this, but he just...

00:14:20.280 David is very much the opposite of me.

00:14:23.540 Not intelligent and not very well-spoken, right?

00:14:26.560 Well, no, he's probably more well-spoken than I am.

00:14:28.860 But I mean, like the opposite, like personality-wise,

00:14:31.260 where I'm laid back.

00:14:33.180 I'm wearing...

00:14:33.440 Like I'm always wearing...

00:14:34.160 Actually, you caught him on a day where he's wearing a normal t-shirt.

00:14:36.660 But the guy is usually wearing like bright sunglasses,

00:14:39.860 all these rings, a loud t-shirt that's open with the tank top underneath.

00:14:43.680 During the summertime, he'll dye his hair bleach blonde.

00:14:47.580 And I am a very low-key guy.

00:14:49.920 You saw me at your event.

00:14:51.800 I kind of show up.

00:14:52.460 Also, great event.

00:14:53.580 If you guys are in Vegas, you guys should show up.

00:14:56.500 What's-his-name-is-going-to-be-there again? 1.00

00:14:58.960 Fuck. 1.00

00:14:59.500 Producer Chris. 1.00

00:15:00.480 No.

00:15:01.460 Producer Chris will be there.

00:15:03.120 No, I forget his name.

00:15:04.680 Jesus with the puppet and the potato.

00:15:07.220 Oh, Tukey. 1.00

00:15:07.740 Tukey.

00:15:08.320 Yes.

00:15:08.720 Tukey's awesome.

00:15:09.460 Tukey's awesome.

00:15:09.820 What's-his-lips.

00:15:10.820 What's-his-face.

00:15:12.240 Yeah.

00:15:12.980 They were great.

00:15:13.640 I was hanging out backstage.

00:15:14.560 I'm very bad with names.

00:15:15.380 Anyway, show up to there.

00:15:18.780 Sorry, what were you saying?

00:15:20.280 No, so what he's done is he's ruined these people

00:15:23.260 because now they think they're part of the show

00:15:24.560 because they watch his show

00:15:25.400 and they're like communicating with him throughout the thing.

00:15:27.320 Correct.

00:15:27.520 And then you guys do a live show and they're just like,

00:15:28.580 oh, I'm going to go and communicate with Raven throughout the show.

00:15:31.040 It's like, no, no, no.

00:15:31.560 That's not what this is.

00:15:32.460 This is why there's a stage and a microphone. 0.91

00:15:34.540 You know, you hear the comics with the joke.

00:15:36.200 I'm sorry, we didn't bring microphones for everyone today.

00:15:37.980 Okay, so you're just going to have to stick and listen.

00:15:40.660 Exactly.

00:15:40.700 Unfortunately.

00:15:41.400 During a live event, they step forward to talk to us

00:15:44.400 as if it's like a live chat.

00:15:45.700 And it's like, I'm like, this is very disruptive.

00:15:47.100 Then I have to be the adult in the room and tell him, 1.00

00:15:49.380 shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:15:50.800 And then I look at Dave and I say, 0.99

00:15:51.980 see what you made me do?

00:15:53.380 Like you made me do this to our children.

00:15:55.620 It's just not a good look,

00:15:56.660 but this is what he's fostered and he continues to foster 1.00

00:15:58.900 and it's going to be a shit show going forward. 0.99

00:16:00.680 Well, I'm surprised that he has this following 1.00

00:16:04.300 because he says some really dumb things. 0.98

00:16:06.440 I want to play you an example of that. 0.99

00:16:08.860 Boom, boom.

00:16:09.680 Let's see. 1.00

00:16:09.960 Schrodinger's fucker. 1.00

00:16:10.580 He says, had to run a five mile through the fog 1.00

00:16:13.940 in North Carolina yesterday.

00:16:15.400 Oh, good for you, though. 0.99

00:16:16.200 That's fucking awesome. 0.99

00:16:16.900 You run marathons? 0.99

00:16:18.340 Is that a five mile run?

00:16:21.940 Is that a half marathon? 0.99

00:16:24.820 Uh-oh, retard alert. 1.00

00:16:27.300 Retard alert, class. 0.98

00:16:28.600 Yeah, you ever see those bumper stickers

00:16:30.400 that just have the number five on them

00:16:31.880 on all the cars?

00:16:33.040 Those are people running half marathons.

00:16:35.720 Wow.

00:16:36.720 That's pretty, everyone knows it's 26.2, 13.1, right?

00:16:43.600 It's embarrassing.

00:16:44.720 And it's like, I mean, this is, again, I love him.

00:16:48.000 I really do love him,

00:16:48.880 but this is really the most that we'll do in life.

00:16:51.680 He'll do in life is like podcaster

00:16:53.200 because you don't really need to know much.

00:16:54.940 You just kind of have to float by

00:16:57.420 and he's doing a good job at it.

00:16:58.500 I think.

00:16:59.200 He's doing a terrible job.

00:17:00.380 So he calls himself a conspiracy theorist.

00:17:03.300 Yes.

00:17:03.700 That's how he describes himself.

00:17:05.360 He'll say, throughout my years

00:17:06.620 as a conspiracy theorist, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:17:09.000 And what you want to say

00:17:10.900 is that you're a truth seeker

00:17:12.620 or you're uncovering,

00:17:14.460 like, you don't call yourself conspiracy theorist

00:17:15.860 because then you don't have a lot of credibility.

00:17:17.640 It's like, oh, there's a guy

00:17:18.220 who just believes everything that they hear.

00:17:19.860 We're going to see examples of that.

00:17:21.740 But he also does another thing wrong

00:17:23.260 where he doesn't speak from a place of authority.

00:17:25.440 So if you're going to listen to, like, Alex Jones,

00:17:28.140 I'm going to listen to him

00:17:29.320 and how the lizard people are running the world.

00:17:32.980 And the way he says it, I'm like,

00:17:34.440 I think he believes this.

00:17:35.780 So maybe he's right.

00:17:37.860 But unfortunately, Raven's not like that. 0.81

00:17:40.180 Let me, let me, I haven't watched this.

00:17:41.360 Let's watch this together.

00:17:42.040 LA is covered in fog or smog.

00:17:52.800 I don't know that that's so strange.

00:17:54.280 I just know that once again,

00:17:56.540 we're getting inundated with fog here in Florida.

00:18:00.500 And it's also February.

00:18:03.840 So I think there's kind of a little bit

00:18:05.500 of a respiratory thing going around.

00:18:07.020 But people are drawing this correlation

00:18:09.880 between the fog and this sickness

00:18:12.540 that people have been getting.

00:18:14.040 But I go, if the fog wasn't here,

00:18:15.960 it's still February.

00:18:17.460 We would still probably be getting

00:18:19.120 a little bit under the weather.

00:18:23.700 And I don't know.

00:18:24.860 I don't know if, yeah,

00:18:25.960 Eamon Rat says it's the season for fog.

00:18:27.880 I never really paid attention.

00:18:29.840 So they're talking about this fog

00:18:32.160 and what is this doing?

00:18:33.500 It's creating this illness

00:18:34.720 and respiratory issues

00:18:36.260 and they're showing the LA fog.

00:18:38.300 And he's even like,

00:18:39.400 not sure if that's normal for LA or not.

00:18:43.380 And goes on to say that,

00:18:44.960 yeah, it is foggy in Florida.

00:18:46.940 And was it last year too?

00:18:48.860 And I, I don't remember noticing this,

00:18:51.240 but maybe that's because

00:18:53.060 it was happening,

00:18:56.180 but there wasn't a conspiracy theory

00:18:57.660 attached to it.

00:18:58.540 So I just didn't pay any mind 0.98

00:18:59.920 because otherwise it's just fucking fog. 0.98

00:19:01.840 Right? 0.99

00:19:02.680 Right.

00:19:03.760 I wouldn't remember

00:19:05.500 if it was foggy last year.

00:19:06.960 Correct.

00:19:07.800 We are.

00:19:08.200 So I have one more clip

00:19:08.900 from this package

00:19:09.700 and this just sums up the show for me.

00:19:12.040 This really explains it all.

00:19:14.080 I don't know.

00:19:14.840 I don't know how to,

00:19:15.720 how to, you know,

00:19:17.460 think about this.

00:19:19.220 Right.

00:19:20.120 I can tell.

00:19:20.960 I'm not the one who brought it up,

00:19:21.920 by the way.

00:19:22.420 You are.

00:19:22.960 So.

00:19:24.240 We are,

00:19:24.980 we are conspiracy theorists.

00:19:26.420 I do consider myself

00:19:27.540 a conspiracy theorist.

00:19:29.380 David is a conspiracy theorist

00:19:31.400 that will,

00:19:32.240 if you present it to him,

00:19:34.280 he's like,

00:19:35.020 yeah.

00:19:35.560 And he's off and running with it,

00:19:36.860 presenting it on now

00:19:37.780 what is becoming a larger,

00:19:39.520 like a growing audience,

00:19:41.520 which is actually,

00:19:42.500 I find it to be hilarious.

00:19:43.960 I think it's,

00:19:44.760 I think we need more of that,

00:19:45.800 just more lies

00:19:46.760 and misinformation

00:19:47.840 all throughout the media.

00:19:50.080 I look at,

00:19:50.480 look at Chris rolling his eyes.

00:19:51.540 I'm sorry, Chris.

00:19:52.600 It is,

00:19:53.300 this is what I do, man.

00:19:54.580 You don't follow me on Twitter.

00:19:55.460 They call me the father

00:19:56.260 of misinformation

00:19:57.160 and I do it on purpose.

00:19:58.980 If you can't see through it,

00:19:59.980 that's your fault, baby.

00:20:01.420 It's not my fault.

00:20:02.580 So you think that's

00:20:03.240 what he's trying to do

00:20:03.940 is spread misinformation

00:20:05.040 or is he trying to get to the truth?

00:20:06.300 No, he believes it.

00:20:07.900 Okay.

00:20:08.220 Yeah.

00:20:08.400 Cause here's a great example.

00:20:10.000 I think this is hilarious.

00:20:11.100 So he reads this headline

00:20:12.940 and this is a pretty big deal

00:20:15.020 if it's true.

00:20:16.420 Um, okay.

00:20:17.080 I got a couple more videos

00:20:17.980 to get through and,

00:20:19.660 oh, this is fun.

00:20:20.900 This isn't even a video

00:20:21.640 that I had to get to.

00:20:22.180 Actually, that's it. 1.00

00:20:22.680 I just wanted to show you this shit. 1.00

00:20:23.960 Isn't this fucking hilarious? 1.00

00:20:25.640 Here we are. 0.99

00:20:26.800 February 2nd, 2025.

00:20:28.580 This is fact check.

00:20:29.480 So you know that it's real.

00:20:30.860 CIA report confirms

00:20:32.400 COVID was a bio,

00:20:34.040 was bioengineered

00:20:35.280 by the Pentagon in 2017. 0.99

00:20:37.000 I don't know if there's a fucking, 0.98

00:20:38.860 let's see if we can find the article. 0.98

00:20:41.640 Maybe we could read it a little bit. 0.99

00:20:43.080 I know that's gay. 1.00

00:20:43.800 I don't like reading 0.94

00:20:44.380 and we don't like articles,

00:20:45.520 but I do want to see about this.

00:20:47.400 Yeah, I think,

00:20:48.200 I think that one

00:20:48.740 you might want to look up.

00:20:49.780 It seems like kind of a big deal

00:20:50.860 if that's the case.

00:20:52.380 I just, I love these.

00:20:53.080 Like, I don't like articles

00:20:53.960 on this show.

00:20:54.540 I sure don't like reading.

00:20:56.140 They're going to give you all the news.

00:20:57.500 There's a group of probably 200 people now

00:21:00.160 that have their own group chat.

00:21:01.500 And this is where they literally

00:21:02.880 get their news from.

00:21:03.840 They just share,

00:21:04.980 they don't even share this article.

00:21:06.180 They share this clip

00:21:07.360 of him doing a video

00:21:08.680 on this article

00:21:09.500 and that's their news.

00:21:11.420 And they believe

00:21:12.020 that that's true then.

00:21:13.160 Oh yeah, they love it.

00:21:14.360 And it's great.

00:21:15.000 Okay, because right after that,

00:21:17.180 I thought this was pretty funny.

00:21:19.260 Updated assessment

00:21:20.060 on the COVID-19 origins.

00:21:22.260 Give me one second.

00:21:23.100 There's something from the BBC.

00:21:24.260 This is March 2003.

00:21:26.280 Maybe this isn't even real.

00:21:27.240 Maybe I just read you guys 0.99

00:21:28.100 some shit that's not fucking real. 0.99

00:21:30.700 Updated assessment. 0.99

00:21:33.460 No, I don't know where this guy

00:21:34.560 would have gotten this article.

00:21:35.320 If anybody finds it,

00:21:36.200 send me the link.

00:21:36.760 We'll pull it up.

00:21:37.260 But otherwise,

00:21:37.700 I'm going to keep going.

00:21:39.200 So if he reads this thing,

00:21:40.840 that would be like a huge deal.

00:21:42.980 That'd make really big news.

00:21:44.460 And he goes,

00:21:44.920 you know what?

00:21:45.220 I should see if this is actually,

00:21:46.660 there's an article about this somewhere.

00:21:48.200 Does a Google search.

00:21:49.040 He goes,

00:21:49.460 yeah, this is probably how

00:21:50.320 made it out that looks like.

00:21:51.680 I guess I got nothing.

00:21:53.080 Let me ask you though.

00:21:54.220 Is this not the same

00:21:56.360 journalistic integrity

00:21:57.500 that we get with

00:21:58.380 pretty much any other

00:21:59.420 mainstream media news

00:22:01.660 or whatever was

00:22:02.400 the mainstream media?

00:22:03.400 Mainstream is worse

00:22:04.240 because they have an agenda.

00:22:05.740 So at least,

00:22:06.820 you know, 1.00

00:22:07.060 they're all just making shit up. 0.99

00:22:08.560 But, you know, 0.99

00:22:09.320 at least this guy's

00:22:10.000 just having fun with it.

00:22:11.160 Yeah, that's perhaps

00:22:12.300 that's the problem.

00:22:13.080 There is no agenda.

00:22:14.020 Like if he aimed it somewhere,

00:22:16.860 it would be a little more effective.

00:22:19.180 So he does a thing

00:22:20.180 very similar to Steeltoe.

00:22:22.000 Now,

00:22:22.900 what Aaron Imholt does

00:22:23.980 on Steeltoe on Fridays

00:22:24.960 is you pay him money

00:22:26.420 and then he'll watch

00:22:28.080 whatever video you send him.

00:22:30.220 It's like Rumble Friday

00:22:31.380 or something like that.

00:22:32.560 And it's brilliant

00:22:33.660 because people give you money

00:22:34.980 and they give you

00:22:35.600 all the content material

00:22:36.600 you need to run your show.

00:22:37.800 This is how this show works.

00:22:39.480 TLC.

00:22:40.120 It's only that.

00:22:40.980 It's just fan submission.

00:22:42.100 They send him,

00:22:43.020 which is why it goes off the rails. 0.98

00:22:44.380 It's mostly black people 0.99

00:22:45.300 fighting each other 0.99

00:22:46.000 and murder videos.

00:22:46.960 And every so often

00:22:47.720 you'll get conspiracy

00:22:49.080 and propaganda.

00:22:50.960 Right.

00:22:51.180 Well,

00:22:51.480 he's looking for something

00:22:52.460 that he wants to show everyone.

00:22:54.020 And I wonder how you feel

00:22:55.840 about this Top Lobster

00:22:57.500 because he goes into

00:22:58.860 his Twitter DMs.

00:23:00.120 He's sharing on the screen

00:23:01.360 and is scrolling through

00:23:02.580 the conversation

00:23:03.320 that you two have.

00:23:04.340 Perfect.

00:23:04.980 Over DM.

00:23:06.000 For the,

00:23:06.640 the,

00:23:06.980 I know this is probably

00:23:08.660 reading into things too much,

00:23:09.900 but I think we're getting

00:23:11.800 into the,

00:23:13.280 where is it?

00:23:14.760 Boom,

00:23:14.940 boom,

00:23:15.140 boom.

00:23:16.920 Have you heard the good news?

00:23:18.220 Oh,

00:23:18.380 dude,

00:23:18.560 that was such a banger. 1.00

00:23:19.320 Fucking crack. 1.00

00:23:19.860 Amico dropped another. 1.00

00:23:22.140 Show him at all.

00:23:23.020 I can't find either way.

00:23:25.860 The language that this guy

00:23:27.680 was using Elon Musk

00:23:28.780 the other day.

00:23:30.360 He used the phrase wood chipper.

00:23:33.780 Now,

00:23:34.620 do you find that offensive at all?

00:23:36.660 That this guy is just going through

00:23:38.560 and scrolling through

00:23:39.180 all of your private conversations

00:23:40.940 at first,

00:23:41.620 at first,

00:23:42.480 yes,

00:23:42.740 but it's become to the point

00:23:43.740 where like,

00:23:44.080 I just,

00:23:44.640 I only message him

00:23:45.600 on a need to know basis.

00:23:47.120 That's it.

00:23:47.620 Like,

00:23:47.820 so if you,

00:23:48.500 if you slow down

00:23:49.500 and see what I said here,

00:23:50.220 I already emailed this dude.

00:23:51.560 I can do 1230.

00:23:52.420 It's like,

00:23:52.720 this is just business,

00:23:53.780 but nothing to do

00:23:54.840 with our financials

00:23:55.720 or anything like that.

00:23:56.440 It's just like,

00:23:56.780 because I'm like, 0.99

00:23:57.040 I know you're retarded 1.00

00:23:57.780 and I know most likely 1.00

00:23:58.840 you're going to show this

00:23:59.600 on stream

00:24:00.240 or to somebody.

00:24:01.760 So it's just like

00:24:02.760 one word answers

00:24:03.900 or very simple things.

00:24:05.480 He calls me,

00:24:06.380 I love David.

00:24:07.120 Now,

00:24:07.300 again,

00:24:07.640 like with Toad,

00:24:08.320 same thing.

00:24:08.920 Wouldn't do a show

00:24:09.480 with these guys

00:24:09.880 if I didn't love him.

00:24:10.700 He calls me like seven times a day

00:24:12.280 to tell me about,

00:24:13.680 he's like,

00:24:14.060 have you seen all the egg symbolism

00:24:15.380 in the news?

00:24:16.520 And I'm like,

00:24:17.100 what do you mean egg symbolism?

00:24:18.000 And he's just,

00:24:18.480 he's just on about

00:24:19.180 all the Orphic egg

00:24:20.140 and an egg with the Super Bowl

00:24:21.680 and there's an egg shortage

00:24:22.580 and someone stole

00:24:23.200 a hundred thousand eggs

00:24:23.960 and he's like,

00:24:24.300 it's all about Aleister Crowley.

00:24:25.380 I'm like,

00:24:25.600 all right,

00:24:25.820 David,

00:24:26.160 all right,

00:24:26.420 I got to go.

00:24:27.160 I got kids over here,

00:24:28.320 but write it down.

00:24:29.720 Get back to me later.

00:24:31.840 So do you ever like sit down

00:24:33.180 and go,

00:24:33.520 oh,

00:24:33.780 tell me about the eggs.

00:24:34.980 Tell me about the symbolism

00:24:35.900 that's going on

00:24:36.660 and like actually engage with them?

00:24:38.000 Does it like,

00:24:38.400 why does he keep calling you

00:24:39.740 if you don't encourage it?

00:24:40.620 So we do,

00:24:41.300 we do a conspiracy show

00:24:42.580 and sometimes he's onto stuff

00:24:44.300 and sometimes I'm like,

00:24:45.180 there's something there.

00:24:46.160 I'm going to look into that.

00:24:47.260 There's a recent thing

00:24:48.080 we're onto this guy,

00:24:49.060 Andrzej Puharic.

00:24:50.480 He's the,

00:24:51.740 have you ever heard of the term,

00:24:52.980 the term tinfoil hat?

00:24:54.820 Of course.

00:24:55.500 Okay.

00:24:56.120 That comes from a guy

00:24:57.700 that had a radio chip

00:24:58.920 implanted in his head

00:24:59.900 and he was in a mental facility

00:25:01.180 and he put tinfoil around his head

00:25:03.360 to stop these radio waves.

00:25:05.940 Everyone thought he was crazy,

00:25:07.060 but really what it was

00:25:07.960 is that he had some kind of

00:25:09.400 operation done on him

00:25:10.480 by this guy,

00:25:11.700 Andrzej Puharic,

00:25:12.780 which was like a,

00:25:13.700 he's not even CIA,

00:25:14.720 he's just like black ops 0.92

00:25:15.880 and stuff.

00:25:16.820 He's out there doing

00:25:17.640 a lot of strange things.

00:25:19.640 So David brought him up to me

00:25:21.120 and we've been,

00:25:22.040 I'm like, 0.96

00:25:22.260 this is really fucking interesting. 0.93

00:25:23.460 When you look into this guy, 0.97

00:25:24.400 he's like,

00:25:25.240 he's developed something

00:25:26.040 called the Spiricom,

00:25:27.040 which is like this,

00:25:28.300 I don't know,

00:25:28.500 it's like a telephone box

00:25:29.360 where people claim

00:25:30.100 that they could speak

00:25:30.900 to the other side.

00:25:31.820 Very interesting stuff.

00:25:32.780 So things like that,

00:25:33.480 that come up,

00:25:33.900 I say,

00:25:34.160 all right,

00:25:34.420 David,

00:25:34.940 you're onto something,

00:25:35.740 but you see,

00:25:36.160 look,

00:25:36.260 look at your fans,

00:25:37.000 egg.

00:25:37.380 They're just saying egg,

00:25:38.360 egg, 0.99

00:25:38.900 eggs gay. 0.99

00:25:39.720 Yes. 1.00

00:25:40.320 It's just constant.

00:25:41.980 If you go to his Twitter page,

00:25:43.340 it's just constant like eggs,

00:25:44.880 eggs reference.

00:25:45.460 So I'm like,

00:25:45.760 enough with the eggs.

00:25:46.640 Like, 0.99

00:25:46.740 I don't give a fuck about the eggs. 0.99

00:25:47.900 Let's talk about something else. 0.99

00:25:49.020 You have to curate this stuff

00:25:50.220 a little bit for him

00:25:51.060 to get him on track sometimes.

00:25:52.760 There was a point where

00:25:54.020 there were these African videos

00:25:55.720 going around

00:25:56.300 and it was like a tent,

00:25:57.780 like a teepee

00:25:58.500 and it was dancing.

00:25:59.560 And he was like,

00:25:59.980 there's a supernatural dancing

00:26:01.380 African teepees. 0.89

00:26:02.320 And I'm like,

00:26:02.940 let me look at that.

00:26:03.600 So I looked at the video

00:26:04.380 and I'm like,

00:26:04.640 you could see the guy's feet

00:26:05.620 right under the tent.

00:26:06.720 This is not.

00:26:08.240 He doesn't look real closely

00:26:09.380 at this stuff.

00:26:10.200 No,

00:26:10.560 he just goes back.

00:26:11.240 He has to delete like 10 tweets

00:26:12.420 because he's just claiming.

00:26:15.460 Well,

00:26:16.020 all right.

00:26:16.340 So that explains this next clip

00:26:17.560 that I wanted to play

00:26:18.320 because I thought 1.00

00:26:19.680 this shit was over 1.00

00:26:20.660 and I'm always waiting 1.00

00:26:22.000 for like, 0.99

00:26:22.420 when is this QAnon shit 0.99

00:26:23.560 going to happen? 0.99

00:26:24.260 Here we go.

00:26:25.980 I would heard QAnon

00:26:27.340 in quite some time.

00:26:28.140 I thought we'd all

00:26:28.920 moved past that,

00:26:29.760 but he's still waiting

00:26:30.440 for the QAnon stuff

00:26:31.680 to get proven.

00:26:32.380 I will say,

00:26:33.200 I know it sounds crazy.

00:26:34.340 I don't know.

00:26:34.680 You guys are,

00:26:35.240 I'm not a believer,

00:26:36.440 but when I'm looking

00:26:37.440 at a lot of the news now,

00:26:38.700 I'm like,

00:26:39.380 even I'm like,

00:26:40.160 with QAnon,

00:26:41.240 I was like, 0.95

00:26:41.440 this is retarded. 1.00

00:26:42.300 These people are gay retards. 1.00

00:26:43.620 But now that I'm looking 1.00

00:26:45.400 at what's happening

00:26:46.040 and I'm like, 0.99

00:26:46.780 holy shit, 0.99

00:26:47.460 like, 0.99

00:26:47.840 I can't believe

00:26:48.700 that they're going

00:26:49.520 to be justified

00:26:50.500 at some point.

00:26:51.340 Like,

00:26:51.460 they're about to release

00:26:52.180 the Epstein client list.

00:26:53.440 I'm like,

00:26:54.200 are they?

00:26:55.000 Yeah,

00:26:55.320 dude,

00:26:55.600 with the JFK files

00:26:56.800 and the MLK files.

00:26:58.140 That's exciting.

00:26:58.680 I am excited about that.

00:26:59.820 But I don't know

00:27:00.840 everything there is

00:27:01.500 to know about QAnon.

00:27:02.460 I'm sure there was

00:27:03.100 a lot of truth

00:27:04.360 in a lot of the stuff

00:27:05.260 because there's a lot

00:27:06.080 of child molesters

00:27:06.720 who are running the world.

00:27:08.440 But then they got into

00:27:09.600 like JFK Jr.

00:27:11.260 never died

00:27:11.920 and he was going

00:27:12.320 to come back

00:27:12.940 and become the president.

00:27:14.100 You're like,

00:27:14.320 okay,

00:27:14.580 I mean,

00:27:14.820 guys,

00:27:15.460 you see how it's

00:27:16.300 kind of spiraling

00:27:16.920 out of control here?

00:27:18.060 It gets super goofy,

00:27:19.140 but the stuff

00:27:20.120 that is legit,

00:27:22.920 it seems like

00:27:24.020 it's coming to fruition now,

00:27:25.560 which is like,

00:27:26.360 but it's just going

00:27:27.180 to embolden these people.

00:27:29.280 So we're going

00:27:29.760 to get a lot of truth.

00:27:31.300 It's going to be

00:27:31.920 insufferable.

00:27:32.900 Exactly.

00:27:33.640 And I want

00:27:34.440 the Epstein list

00:27:35.020 to come out,

00:27:35.380 but you're right.

00:27:35.860 It's going to be nonstop.

00:27:36.840 I told you so.

00:27:38.340 It's even worse than that.

00:27:39.560 It's going to go, 1.00

00:27:40.000 oh, fuck. 1.00

00:27:41.060 Because then you're going 1.00

00:27:42.000 to say, 1.00

00:27:42.500 I'm going to say shit 0.99

00:27:43.260 like, listen, 1.00

00:27:43.960 you were right.

00:27:44.620 Like these guys 0.96

00:27:45.540 are pedophiles 0.98

00:27:46.120 at the highest levels 0.96

00:27:46.880 and they're going

00:27:47.520 to go,

00:27:48.020 they're keeping JFK

00:27:49.380 on a med bed.

00:27:50.180 His head is splattered,

00:27:51.060 but it's getting

00:27:51.440 put together through

00:27:52.220 like, you know, 0.99

00:27:52.740 Tesla waves and shit. 0.91

00:27:53.640 I'm like, 0.99

00:27:53.960 some of it. 1.00

00:27:55.600 Damn it. 1.00

00:27:56.060 Yeah. 0.99

00:27:56.400 So it's coming back.

00:27:57.400 Listen to you

00:27:57.900 because you were

00:27:58.220 right about something. 1.00

00:27:59.460 Fuck. 1.00

00:28:00.020 That's how it's going. 1.00

00:28:00.560 You're taking

00:28:00.780 some victory laps,

00:28:01.760 Carl.

00:28:02.220 I sure have.

00:28:03.040 Oh, this is this is fun.

00:28:06.200 He learned something new

00:28:07.240 during this episode.

00:28:10.760 My black old lady 1.00

00:28:11.940 is a crazy cat lady. 1.00

00:28:13.260 That's cool.

00:28:13.960 OK, cool, cool.

00:28:15.060 So maybe black people 0.93

00:28:15.700 do like cats. 0.93

00:28:17.240 Yeah. 0.50

00:28:18.300 Black people maybe 0.92

00:28:18.880 do like cats. 0.99

00:28:19.820 This is another thing

00:28:21.200 about David

00:28:21.680 that you need to know.

00:28:22.480 He suffers from chronic,

00:28:24.520 chronic toxoplasmosis.

00:28:26.580 He's he's got two cats

00:28:28.400 and he's like just

00:28:29.320 unhealthily obsessed

00:28:31.200 with them.

00:28:32.140 So I think this could

00:28:33.260 contribute to why

00:28:34.320 he's the way he is

00:28:35.700 like a Macaulay Culkin

00:28:37.380 has it and it

00:28:38.380 apparently it makes

00:28:39.280 you more entrepreneurial,

00:28:40.700 more willing to take risks,

00:28:42.560 more willing to do

00:28:43.400 a meaningless show

00:28:44.340 like this or two hours

00:28:45.780 at a clip almost

00:28:46.580 less likely to leave

00:28:47.400 the house,

00:28:48.120 less likely to leave

00:28:49.340 your cats.

00:28:50.400 Right.

00:28:51.620 This is something

00:28:52.900 I haven't seen in the

00:28:53.560 podcast we reviewed

00:28:54.320 in quite some time,

00:28:55.320 although I have seen

00:28:55.980 this before.

00:28:58.460 Maybe we will put

00:28:59.500 a song on so I can 0.99

00:29:00.400 go evacuate my butt. 1.00

00:29:04.040 All right. 0.99

00:29:05.540 Let's see real quick.

00:29:06.440 We'll think about it.

00:29:07.560 We'll think about it.

00:29:08.120 What do I have?

00:29:09.640 Actually, I don't want

00:29:12.220 I know Z-Man sent 1.00

00:29:13.240 a bunch of songs

00:29:13.900 way back in the day,

00:29:14.840 but they're probably

00:29:15.720 they're probably a fine 0.99

00:29:17.140 length for making shits. 0.99

00:29:19.020 Where is Z-Man? 0.99

00:29:20.120 I just got to find him.

00:29:21.640 Oh, my God.

00:29:22.800 I'm squeezing everything.

00:29:24.100 I'm squeezing dong

00:29:25.060 to cut off the flow.

00:29:26.440 I'm clenching cheeks

00:29:27.460 to keep it away

00:29:28.500 from the door. 1.00

00:29:29.300 I'm a fucking 0.99

00:29:29.900 disaster right now. 1.00

00:29:31.480 Where the fuck 0.99

00:29:32.020 is Z-Man? 1.00

00:29:33.400 Big ZD,

00:29:34.880 Valcour,

00:29:35.840 the wise,

00:29:37.000 Pouncer,

00:29:38.100 Z-Man. 0.95

00:29:38.520 There he is.

00:29:39.000 OK, let's see

00:29:39.420 what he's got on

00:29:40.360 this one.

00:29:42.300 Oh, man,

00:29:43.160 I got it.

00:29:43.640 Things are not going well

00:29:45.060 and I got to go

00:29:46.220 very soon.

00:29:48.180 Have you ever had to 0.98

00:29:49.080 shit in the middle 0.98

00:29:49.780 of your solo show 0.99

00:29:50.660 before Top Lobster?

00:29:51.660 This is not my solo show,

00:29:53.240 but this happened to us

00:29:54.580 actually last week

00:29:55.640 with the guest.

00:29:56.660 It was an older dude

00:29:57.560 and he had to piss 0.99

00:29:58.820 or shit or something 0.99

00:29:59.460 and he was like, 1.00

00:30:00.100 really like,

00:30:00.680 he's like,

00:30:00.920 I got to go

00:30:01.540 and he made it

00:30:02.320 almost clear 1.00

00:30:03.120 that he had to shit. 1.00

00:30:04.360 So we're like, 0.99

00:30:05.300 well, what do we do?

00:30:06.060 Like we vamped

00:30:06.980 for a little bit

00:30:07.440 and then we said,

00:30:07.880 you know what?

00:30:08.320 We're going to take a quick,

00:30:09.260 like we've never done it before,

00:30:10.220 but apparently,

00:30:10.980 listen,

00:30:11.260 if it works for regular TV, 0.98

00:30:12.740 people don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:30:14.080 So we said, 0.99

00:30:14.580 we're going to take

00:30:15.060 a quick break

00:30:15.580 and we put on,

00:30:16.800 we put on Better Off Dead

00:30:18.860 and just put that

00:30:19.760 on the screen

00:30:20.280 and all of us

00:30:21.260 like just went out

00:30:22.640 for a little bit

00:30:23.060 and came back

00:30:23.520 like five minutes later.

00:30:24.600 It was actually,

00:30:25.180 you'd be surprised.

00:30:26.160 It was fine.

00:30:26.800 Yeah.

00:30:27.500 Maybe we should build 1.00

00:30:28.620 some shit and cigarette 0.99

00:30:30.780 breaks into this show. 1.00

00:30:32.580 Now that I think about it.

00:30:33.700 You try it. 1.00

00:30:34.420 Us idiots sit here 1.00

00:30:35.160 for two and a half hours straight. 1.00

00:30:37.020 This is,

00:30:37.680 when he comes back though,

00:30:38.480 I was pretty offended by this.

00:30:42.720 Oh,

00:30:43.300 that's the other thing too.

00:30:44.540 His,

00:30:44.800 whatever song list,

00:30:45.960 it just started playing 0.99

00:30:46.900 music in Spanish and shit. 0.99

00:30:48.940 He had no control over it 1.00

00:30:50.300 because he was gone

00:30:50.720 for quite some time.

00:30:52.080 It was like eight minutes.

00:30:57.480 It was Japanese.

00:30:58.440 It was Japanese. 1.00

00:30:59.180 What the fuck is that? 0.99

00:31:00.120 Why does it play anime 0.99

00:31:01.300 when it's done?

00:31:04.180 What is that?

00:31:05.100 Hey guys,

00:31:05.620 I'm back.

00:31:06.360 Nope,

00:31:06.580 not washing my hands.

00:31:07.360 I'm not going anywhere.

00:31:08.540 I'm not going anywhere.

00:31:09.300 If I was going somewhere,

00:31:10.060 if I was out,

00:31:10.640 maybe I'd wash my hands, 1.00

00:31:11.580 but it's my butthole. 0.99

00:31:12.640 And also, 0.99

00:31:12.980 I don't know about you guys, 0.95

00:31:13.760 but I fucking make a big, 0.96

00:31:15.040 like a wide spread 0.99

00:31:16.760 of my entire hand

00:31:18.300 is basically encapsulated.

00:31:20.520 I go around my hand 0.98

00:31:22.320 and that's how I wipe my butt. 0.99

00:31:24.620 Exhausting. 0.99

00:31:25.320 This person,

00:31:26.160 he's just slept,

00:31:27.180 this week he was at my house

00:31:28.440 and he slept over

00:31:29.080 with his family.

00:31:30.020 He's just like this. 1.00

00:31:31.520 Did he shit your house 1.00

00:31:32.480 and not wash his hands? 1.00

00:31:33.580 Probably.

00:31:34.100 I don't know.

00:31:34.460 That's offensive.

00:31:35.300 That's offensive.

00:31:35.840 Just the energy he brings constantly

00:31:37.540 and he's also very loud.

00:31:39.120 Like I said,

00:31:39.780 the opposite of me.

00:31:40.920 I'm like low key. 1.00

00:31:42.340 I'll talk shit, 0.99

00:31:43.180 but like we'll keep it at a certain. 1.00

00:31:44.240 He's just like a fucking air horn 0.99

00:31:45.780 and he's just very like 1.00

00:31:47.100 in your face.

00:31:47.700 He's like this

00:31:48.180 all the time.

00:31:50.280 You know what,

00:31:50.620 Producer Chris?

00:31:51.340 What?

00:31:51.940 Top Lobster wasn't offended

00:31:52.960 by the same thing

00:31:53.440 I was offended by.

00:31:54.280 I think this guy

00:31:54.840 doesn't wash his hands either.

00:31:56.800 I wash my hands sometimes.

00:31:59.580 You're like,

00:32:00.200 yeah,

00:32:00.460 the guy doesn't wash his hands,

00:32:02.100 but he also is loud.

00:32:03.040 I'm like,

00:32:03.360 I can deal with some noise.

00:32:04.380 I just don't want this guy 0.72

00:32:04.980 shitting up all my stuff. 1.00

00:32:06.620 Do you get shit on your fingers 1.00

00:32:07.680 when you wipe your ass? 1.00

00:32:08.720 I don't. 1.00

00:32:10.260 Okay,

00:32:10.560 this is something.

00:32:11.060 I don't try to.

00:32:11.440 Let's talk about this.

00:32:12.260 I don't actively do it.

00:32:13.380 Producer Chris, 1.00

00:32:14.420 when you wipe your ass, 0.99

00:32:15.040 because this is actually 1.00

00:32:15.740 a good question.

00:32:17.660 There is a barrier between,

00:32:19.240 right?

00:32:20.220 So,

00:32:20.760 do we need to introduce

00:32:21.900 soap to this every time?

00:32:25.880 Just to be sure.

00:32:27.120 Yeah,

00:32:27.500 it's a thin enough material.

00:32:29.860 It's a thin enough material

00:32:30.840 that,

00:32:31.080 yeah,

00:32:31.160 we should get some soap

00:32:31.800 involved afterwards.

00:32:32.680 I'm not a big fan

00:32:33.380 of pink eye.

00:32:37.680 That is true.

00:32:38.520 That is true.

00:32:39.020 Fine.

00:32:39.180 I'm going to back away

00:32:40.300 from that point.

00:32:40.920 I don't know what I was

00:32:41.500 trying to make there.

00:32:42.480 Forget I said that.

00:32:43.700 I'm still hung up on

00:32:44.560 that he stepped over

00:32:45.380 with his entire family.

00:32:47.240 Oh,

00:32:47.380 yeah.

00:32:47.700 Yeah,

00:32:47.880 because his wife

00:32:48.620 is friends with my wife

00:32:49.560 and we run a business

00:32:51.140 together,

00:32:51.540 basically.

00:32:52.020 So,

00:32:52.220 he has a kid

00:32:52.780 around my kid's age.

00:32:54.200 And it's all

00:32:54.500 because he submitted 1.00

00:32:55.440 his dick to your show. 1.00

00:32:56.460 100%. 1.00

00:32:57.060 That's the only reason

00:32:58.020 why.

00:32:58.220 That's how all of this started.

00:32:59.180 Do you guys want to see it?

00:33:00.480 Nah.

00:33:01.140 Okay.

00:33:01.700 We're on YouTube

00:33:02.480 and also no. 0.72

00:33:05.080 Can you describe it,

00:33:06.200 though?

00:33:06.400 Can you paint it

00:33:08.000 with your tongue?

00:33:09.360 Well, 1.00

00:33:09.760 it's an award-winning dick, 1.00

00:33:11.000 apparently. 1.00

00:33:11.240 Yeah,

00:33:11.700 definitely.

00:33:12.460 It is.

00:33:12.760 You sent me over

00:33:13.540 some lengths,

00:33:14.400 Top Ops.

00:33:14.840 Is there anything

00:33:15.160 that we should be

00:33:15.640 checking out here?

00:33:16.660 Yeah,

00:33:17.140 let's,

00:33:17.680 this is actually

00:33:18.400 a fun one.

00:33:19.020 So,

00:33:19.220 David explains

00:33:20.200 end loops.

00:33:20.900 And I don't know

00:33:21.380 if your crowd

00:33:23.140 knows what

00:33:23.840 end loops are,

00:33:25.500 but...

00:33:26.060 Is it when you

00:33:26.620 can't stop saying

00:33:27.220 the N-word

00:33:27.640 over and over again?

00:33:29.300 Sort of.

00:33:29.820 I've seen Anthony Kubia

00:33:30.280 go through this.

00:33:33.200 It's sort of this,

00:33:34.280 but sort of not.

00:33:35.480 So,

00:33:35.700 David will explain it.

00:33:36.740 He explains it better.

00:33:37.420 He actually coined

00:33:38.440 the term,

00:33:38.820 I think.

00:33:39.740 Let's go,

00:33:40.560 guys.

00:33:40.960 We have

00:33:41.500 what appears

00:33:42.160 to be a certified... 0.98

00:33:43.740 Nigger fight! 0.99

00:33:46.820 Told you, 1.00

00:33:47.400 not safe for work. 0.98

00:33:48.200 What's a nigger loop? 1.00

00:33:49.480 Kazarian, 0.98

00:33:50.120 I'm actually tickled

00:33:51.140 that you asked,

00:33:51.840 Kazarian. 0.89

00:33:52.960 So, 0.99

00:33:53.520 what a nigger loop 1.00

00:33:54.800 is, 0.97

00:33:55.300 is when 0.96

00:33:56.100 black people 1.00

00:33:56.940 get into a fight. 0.99

00:33:59.460 They go on

00:34:00.180 a sort of autopilot.

00:34:01.680 All of their resources

00:34:02.700 go towards

00:34:04.320 physical violence

00:34:05.800 and chaos causing.

00:34:07.020 But there is

00:34:07.640 a small percentage,

00:34:09.340 13% roughly,

00:34:10.860 of mental faculty

00:34:12.760 that is then

00:34:13.880 dedicated to

00:34:14.700 what we have

00:34:15.300 identified as 0.73

00:34:15.940 the nigger loop. 1.00

00:34:17.300 And that is where 0.98

00:34:18.580 you get sort of a,

00:34:20.320 what's up, 1.00

00:34:20.740 bitch? 1.00

00:34:21.140 What's up, 1.00

00:34:21.820 bitch? 1.00

00:34:22.300 What's up, 1.00

00:34:22.920 bitch? 1.00

00:34:23.400 See, 1.00

00:34:23.640 now he's speaking

00:34:24.160 from a place of authority.

00:34:25.120 Now I'm listening.

00:34:25.780 I'm going,

00:34:26.080 okay,

00:34:26.340 this guy's done

00:34:26.920 his research.

00:34:27.700 These are things

00:34:28.100 he actually knows about.

00:34:29.640 Black people 0.72

00:34:30.420 and fighting. 0.97

00:34:31.560 Yeah,

00:34:31.860 what's up, 1.00

00:34:32.480 bitch? 1.00

00:34:32.700 That is a nigger loop. 1.00

00:34:34.320 So it's, 0.98

00:34:34.680 they pick a word

00:34:35.560 or they pick a phrase

00:34:36.640 and they just repeat it

00:34:37.800 ad nauseum

00:34:38.420 while they commit

00:34:39.840 acts of violence.

00:34:40.720 It's actually wonderful.

00:34:41.920 Once you've seen it,

00:34:43.140 you can't unsee it.

00:34:44.320 And so,

00:34:44.860 I'm very excited here.

00:34:46.720 Let's see if we can get

00:34:47.680 all four stars.

00:34:48.700 Guys,

00:34:48.920 just to remind everybody,

00:34:50.020 there is a lot of new ones

00:34:51.120 in here.

00:34:51.520 There's a lot of new folks.

00:34:53.200 We're looking for wigs

00:34:54.320 coming off. 0.98

00:34:55.140 We're looking for titties 0.99

00:34:56.080 coming out. 0.88

00:34:56.800 We're looking for shower caps

00:34:58.080 and we're looking 0.99

00:34:58.680 for nigger loops. 1.00

00:34:59.780 Okay, 0.99

00:34:59.920 maybe one day

00:35:00.500 we'll identify

00:35:01.160 a fifth category.

00:35:03.020 But for now,

00:35:03.440 that's what we have.

00:35:05.240 I have definitely witnessed

00:35:06.540 what he's talking about here.

00:35:07.800 I don't think it's just

00:35:09.140 one race of people

00:35:10.160 who do this.

00:35:11.260 But I've certainly

00:35:12.380 seen what he's talking about.

00:35:14.000 But it's almost like,

00:35:15.000 I mean,

00:35:15.660 man,

00:35:15.940 from what I've seen,

00:35:16.660 it's like,

00:35:17.060 man,

00:35:17.240 80% of the fights 0.99

00:35:18.640 with black people, 0.99

00:35:19.360 like they get caught 0.98

00:35:20.380 in the loop.

00:35:21.280 And he's the first person

00:35:22.020 to show it to me.

00:35:23.760 And it's like one

00:35:24.120 of those things,

00:35:24.780 like once you've seen it,

00:35:25.820 once you've seen the matrix,

00:35:26.780 you're like, 0.99

00:35:27.080 oh shit, 0.99

00:35:27.500 now everything, 0.99

00:35:28.100 I can't unsee this.

00:35:29.560 Everything I see

00:35:30.100 is the same thing.

00:35:31.120 It's incredible.

00:35:32.900 All right.

00:35:33.360 So you brought up

00:35:34.160 one good point.

00:35:35.060 What else you got out here?

00:35:37.460 Let's see.

00:35:38.340 His racist rules.

00:35:39.940 Perhaps that would be

00:35:40.740 a good one to check out.

00:35:42.060 All this stuff

00:35:42.640 is very racist.

00:35:43.740 And I'm sorry

00:35:44.460 that I had to bring this

00:35:45.140 to your audience,

00:35:45.900 but this is the kind of show

00:35:46.860 that he's running here.

00:35:48.500 Well,

00:35:48.660 we met you on Tower Gang,

00:35:49.860 so I guess I'm not that surprised

00:35:51.180 that your friends

00:35:51.760 talk about race a lot.

00:35:53.140 This show makes Tower Gang

00:35:54.240 look sane.

00:35:55.480 That's true.

00:35:56.260 I agree with you on that.

00:35:58.400 This guy being in pajama pants

00:35:59.980 and Crocs,

00:36:00.520 I don't think is good.

00:36:02.420 I don't think it's good.

00:36:03.600 Q says, 1.00

00:36:04.220 I'll beat your ass 1.00

00:36:04.760 in pajama pants 1.00

00:36:05.360 when my shirt comes off

00:36:06.180 immediately.

00:36:06.660 Cliff,

00:36:07.280 Clint,

00:36:08.040 Q,

00:36:08.740 what's your name?

00:36:09.480 Don't go outside

00:36:10.640 in pajama pants,

00:36:11.900 please. 0.99

00:36:12.260 Can we fucking do that 0.96

00:36:13.200 as just like a community 1.00

00:36:14.260 of dangerous retards? 0.97

00:36:15.460 Let's,

00:36:15.620 can we not go outside

00:36:16.740 in pajama pants? 1.00

00:36:18.060 That is fucking 1.00

00:36:18.900 for black people only. 1.00

00:36:20.560 That is for black people only. 1.00

00:36:22.160 We can't do that. 0.97

00:36:23.040 And I'm not saying,

00:36:23.700 like,

00:36:23.860 maybe you didn't know that before,

00:36:24.920 but I'm here to say that

00:36:25.780 I think in my heart,

00:36:27.540 pajama pants outside 0.99

00:36:28.340 is for black people only. 0.99

00:36:29.640 And it's also, 0.99

00:36:30.480 I also find it despicable.

00:36:31.680 I find it despicable 1.00

00:36:32.460 because how fucking dare you? 0.99

00:36:33.680 Pause it. 0.96

00:36:33.980 Because there's a whole world

00:36:35.340 going on outside.

00:36:36.340 Do you see the title here?

00:36:37.580 Master makes his first rule.

00:36:39.460 Do you see that?

00:36:40.220 Oh,

00:36:40.660 okay,

00:36:40.960 yeah.

00:36:41.280 Okay,

00:36:41.560 this is,

00:36:42.020 so I bring this up

00:36:42.940 because forget about the racism,

00:36:44.760 whatever aside,

00:36:45.640 he is just making rules

00:36:47.300 for these people

00:36:48.040 and then they're calling him

00:36:49.320 master.

00:36:50.820 And it's like,

00:36:51.480 the relationship

00:36:52.200 is just bizarre.

00:36:54.140 But they,

00:36:54.340 they adhere.

00:36:55.060 He titled this himself,

00:36:56.060 didn't he?

00:36:56.400 No,

00:36:57.000 it is not even him tweeting this.

00:36:58.640 This is somebody else.

00:36:59.500 This is not even his tweet.

00:36:59.960 Oh,

00:37:00.460 okay.

00:37:01.060 Yeah,

00:37:01.300 see,

00:37:01.560 Master David Corvo

00:37:02.580 makes his first rule

00:37:03.560 and then they're,

00:37:04.220 this is like 173,

00:37:05.640 episode 173,

00:37:06.500 I don't even know.

00:37:07.340 But these people follow him.

00:37:09.680 It's,

00:37:09.840 it's very cult-like.

00:37:11.060 I don't know if he's trying

00:37:11.820 to build a cult,

00:37:12.380 but he has built a cult.

00:37:14.540 Well,

00:37:15.020 he shouldn't have gotten married then

00:37:16.200 because of the whole point

00:37:16.900 of running a cult 0.99

00:37:17.480 is you get to have sex 1.00

00:37:18.060 with all the women. 0.99

00:37:19.040 None of the,

00:37:19.440 nothing he does make,

00:37:20.280 really makes sense.

00:37:21.160 Yeah,

00:37:21.420 good point,

00:37:22.080 good point. 1.00

00:37:23.060 You have no fucking 1.00

00:37:24.260 self-respect at all. 1.00

00:37:26.120 You have to put on pants. 1.00

00:37:27.180 You got to put fucking denim on. 1.00

00:37:29.100 You got to put denim on. 1.00

00:37:30.940 So,

00:37:31.360 so can we do,

00:37:32.000 you know,

00:37:32.240 I would just,

00:37:32.760 I would just like that.

00:37:33.780 That would be nice.

00:37:34.520 So,

00:37:34.780 and this guy be,

00:37:35.560 can I understand the rule now?

00:37:36.600 So the rule is like producer Chris

00:37:39.040 and myself have to put on pants.

00:37:41.020 But if we had a black friend, 0.65

00:37:42.600 we don't,

00:37:43.180 but if we did,

00:37:44.080 that person could wear pajama pants

00:37:46.160 and that'd be okay.

00:37:46.920 I think that's what he's saying.

00:37:48.240 No pajama pants for anyone.

00:37:49.640 I'm pretty sure he's telling

00:37:50.740 the people that follow him here

00:37:52.660 that these are the rules

00:37:53.700 and I'm not sure

00:37:54.280 if he's allowing black people 1.00

00:37:55.300 to follow him. 0.96

00:37:55.920 This is,

00:37:56.180 I'm very confused.

00:37:56.820 I don't watch the show that often,

00:37:57.720 but when I do,

00:37:58.520 I'm like, 0.99

00:37:59.140 what the fuck is going on? 0.99

00:37:59.860 I pop my head in every time 0.99

00:38:01.060 and I'm like,

00:38:01.360 I wonder what my fans are doing

00:38:02.620 over here.

00:38:03.300 And I'm like,

00:38:03.560 this is horrible.

00:38:04.400 And I close it

00:38:05.600 and I do something else.

00:38:08.380 Yeah.

00:38:08.800 The people who follow this

00:38:10.120 should be probably looked into.

00:38:12.100 Oh yeah.

00:38:12.600 I'm not a big fan of the FBI

00:38:14.080 or anything like that,

00:38:15.100 but you got all these people employed.

00:38:16.900 They should be doing something,

00:38:17.780 right?

00:38:18.380 Yeah.

00:38:18.600 Probably lynched and cornered.

00:38:20.040 Just one more clip here.

00:38:21.060 The classic TLC content

00:38:22.560 and this will,

00:38:23.140 this will go back to like

00:38:24.100 what he's been doing

00:38:25.160 this entire time.

00:38:27.160 Okay.

00:38:28.160 Yeah.

00:38:28.440 And how he's,

00:38:29.140 how he's built his own following

00:38:30.540 because it's,

00:38:31.080 it's difficult to build a following.

00:38:32.320 Like you could,

00:38:33.280 you can be on a show

00:38:34.200 with somebody,

00:38:34.860 uh,

00:38:35.180 but you can steal someone else's

00:38:36.220 following.

00:38:36.620 Apparently that's easier to do.

00:38:38.040 It's hard to do.

00:38:38.740 Look at Robbie,

00:38:39.260 the fire Bernstein.

00:38:40.240 He's got,

00:38:40.860 uh,

00:38:41.320 20,000 followers on Twitter.

00:38:42.920 These are just Twitter metrics

00:38:43.820 and Dave Smith has over like,

00:38:45.960 I don't know,

00:38:46.200 800,000 doesn't,

00:38:48.020 but he's on a show with them

00:38:48.900 three times a week.

00:38:49.620 So it doesn't follow,

00:38:50.820 but he has sapped quite a bit

00:38:52.820 of my audience into his.

00:38:53.880 So he's doing something right.

00:38:56.040 Hmm.

00:38:56.300 Yeah,

00:38:56.460 that's true.

00:38:56.960 Uh,

00:39:00.820 saturate me in the idea

00:39:02.480 of the murder. 0.96

00:39:04.340 Crazy, 0.99

00:39:05.060 crazy, 0.82

00:39:05.480 crazy.

00:39:05.860 Okay, 0.63

00:39:06.040 let's go here.

00:39:07.260 Uh,

00:39:07.500 man plays dead,

00:39:08.380 then makes fatal move.

00:39:11.900 Ooh, 0.72

00:39:12.620 head kick.

00:39:15.220 Ooh,

00:39:15.920 double head kick. 0.96

00:39:18.680 Oh,

00:39:19.640 he played get knocked out.

00:39:21.500 He wasn't knocked out.

00:39:22.620 Uh-oh,

00:39:25.580 he's got a brick.

00:39:26.640 Oh,

00:39:26.960 yes. 1.00

00:39:28.400 Fucking mashed his melon. 1.00

00:39:32.140 I think he also hit somebody else with it. 1.00

00:39:34.340 Whoops.

00:39:34.860 The same here,

00:39:35.320 did that roll off

00:39:35.940 and hit somebody else?

00:39:38.100 Uh.

00:39:38.380 That's brutal.

00:39:39.840 I don't want to watch that again.

00:39:41.280 I don't want to watch that again.

00:39:42.040 This is one thing.

00:39:43.920 This is what they do.

00:39:45.120 This is the culture

00:39:45.800 that he has fostered

00:39:47.020 where they send him, 0.86

00:39:47.780 it's just black people fighting, 0.99

00:39:49.200 murder and death videos, 0.99

00:39:50.560 and he reviews it

00:39:51.440 with fairly good expertise,

00:39:55.480 I'd say.

00:39:55.960 Like,

00:39:56.580 this was a good breakdown

00:39:57.560 of what happened here.

00:39:59.420 And, uh,

00:39:59.660 yeah.

00:39:59.820 Sure. 1.00

00:40:00.480 So people love this shit. 1.00

00:40:01.660 I don't know why. 1.00

00:40:02.560 They give him money.

00:40:03.840 Um,

00:40:04.240 why is it called timeline cleanse?

00:40:06.260 Because it's the opposite.

00:40:07.440 Like,

00:40:07.620 if you watch this,

00:40:08.520 this is like,

00:40:09.000 this is basically

00:40:09.780 MK altering yourself

00:40:11.080 willingly.

00:40:12.660 I see.

00:40:13.520 It's,

00:40:13.760 yeah,

00:40:13.820 it's the complete opposite

00:40:14.740 of cleansing your timeline 0.99

00:40:15.980 from whatever shit 1.00

00:40:17.300 you've been seeing on Twitter. 1.00

00:40:18.300 You know,

00:40:18.440 people complain that

00:40:19.180 WTP is hard to get into

00:40:20.420 because we've been doing it

00:40:21.080 for so long

00:40:21.800 and there's all these

00:40:22.220 characters that we talk about

00:40:23.460 and stuff like that.

00:40:24.500 This show,

00:40:25.320 how would I ever 0.98

00:40:26.260 fucking find this? 0.98

00:40:27.140 Just be like, 0.99

00:40:27.640 oh,

00:40:27.860 I get it.

00:40:29.820 I don't know.

00:40:30.740 It's not,

00:40:31.340 it's not for everybody,

00:40:32.300 but people,

00:40:33.280 people love it.

00:40:34.620 It's weird.

00:40:35.020 It's a weird thing.

00:40:35.900 They'll ask him like,

00:40:36.720 when are you going to do it?

00:40:37.680 Are you coming back master?

00:40:38.960 And it's just like,

00:40:40.060 just very strange.

00:40:41.200 Very strange.

00:40:41.520 I can't explain it.

00:40:42.260 I was hoping maybe

00:40:43.040 you guys could shed some light

00:40:44.100 on this with your podcast expertise 0.92

00:40:45.500 because I'm fucking baffled. 0.96

00:40:47.480 Well, 0.93

00:40:48.020 I wonder if it's similar

00:40:50.240 to the Tom Myers phenomenon

00:40:52.400 where everyone would call him King

00:40:54.940 and really prop him up.

00:40:57.860 So like Tom Myers would put out 1.00

00:40:58.840 some stupid tweet 1.00

00:40:59.640 and all their comments would be like, 1.00

00:41:00.860 yeah,

00:41:01.080 King,

00:41:01.440 you got him.

00:41:02.280 Let's go,

00:41:02.600 Tommy.

00:41:02.860 Hey,

00:41:03.540 I wonder if it's that kind of thing

00:41:04.960 where they're actually clowning him,

00:41:06.880 but he likes it.

00:41:08.860 So it,

00:41:09.340 it works for everyone.

00:41:10.800 Do they give,

00:41:11.460 do they give Tom Myers money?

00:41:13.460 Oh God,

00:41:14.060 I don't think so.

00:41:14.680 No,

00:41:14.960 it doesn't look that way.

00:41:16.440 I don't think anyone,

00:41:16.900 I don't think anyone gives him money.

00:41:17.680 Not an employer,

00:41:18.580 not a fan,

00:41:20.020 not a comedy club.

00:41:21.480 Cause this guy's been able to,

00:41:22.980 from this,

00:41:23.840 like no joke,

00:41:24.660 from that show

00:41:25.420 and the other,

00:41:26.280 the show that we do,

00:41:27.120 but like he makes pretty good revenue

00:41:29.160 off of this.

00:41:29.560 Like he was able to leave his job.

00:41:31.060 He's a welder.

00:41:32.080 That's now he,

00:41:32.840 he just does this full time.

00:41:34.180 So I'm trying to figure out,

00:41:35.540 I'm like,

00:41:36.240 do these people, 1.00

00:41:37.020 are they like fucking with him? 0.99

00:41:38.540 But they're also paying him well. 1.00

00:41:41.840 I don't get it.

00:41:42.780 I'm,

00:41:43.040 I don't know.

00:41:45.160 Well,

00:41:45.680 I do have another clip on here

00:41:47.460 that I was going to play for you.

00:41:48.940 And,

00:41:49.460 uh,

00:41:50.000 this is him where the donations,

00:41:52.260 it's very similar again to the steel tail,

00:41:53.840 Aaron Imholt,

00:41:54.840 where it just kind of seems like,

00:41:56.460 um,

00:41:57.140 the people who donate the money

00:41:58.520 just take over the show.

00:42:00.740 Thank you guys for the,

00:42:02.000 uh,

00:42:02.340 total of $4 donations. 0.99

00:42:03.920 And I have to check my ass app 0.98

00:42:05.660 because Eamon Rhett, 0.99

00:42:07.580 uh,

00:42:08.120 wanted me to see that before 0.99

00:42:09.400 just to fucking, 0.99

00:42:10.260 just to deceive me, 1.00

00:42:12.660 just to deceive me.

00:42:13.760 Let's see what we got.

00:42:15.320 Oh yeah.

00:42:15.600 Listen,

00:42:15.960 I do this all the time to him.

00:42:17.440 Like,

00:42:17.620 well,

00:42:17.840 and checking PP,

00:42:19.300 un momento.

00:42:19.940 Wait a second.

00:42:20.540 All the time.

00:42:21.320 Not all the time,

00:42:21.980 but whenever I,

00:42:22.820 if I see that he's live,

00:42:23.920 I'll log on to the rumble

00:42:26.000 or wherever he's on

00:42:26.700 and I'll just start talking to him 0.99

00:42:27.940 and telling him shit like, 0.99

00:42:29.520 check your DMs, 0.99

00:42:30.500 check them right now,

00:42:31.260 all caps.

00:42:32.020 And then I wait

00:42:32.680 and then he does it

00:42:33.660 and I just like,

00:42:34.100 just to disrupt the show

00:42:34.940 and then I log off.

00:42:36.620 So if you do want to,

00:42:37.960 like, 0.72

00:42:38.700 screw with him, 0.95

00:42:39.400 you could totally do that. 0.96

00:42:40.680 It's very easy to do that.

00:42:41.900 Yes.

00:42:42.140 Okay.

00:42:42.800 Don't even need money.

00:42:43.520 Wait a second.

00:42:43.820 It looks like something did unfold.

00:42:46.380 Oh,

00:42:47.000 cool.

00:42:47.500 How did that get here?

00:42:48.420 Oh,

00:42:48.600 it's pending.

00:42:49.100 Okay.

00:42:49.520 Thank you,

00:42:50.360 Eamon Rat,

00:42:50.980 for the $10 donation.

00:42:54.800 Eamon Rat is a,

00:42:57.060 he says,

00:42:59.620 if you do it right,

00:43:03.400 let it go all night.

00:43:04.640 Shadows on you break out into the light. 1.00

00:43:07.000 What the fuck are they singing? 0.99

00:43:07.960 I don't know. 0.99

00:43:10.860 If you do it right,

00:43:12.820 let it go all night.

00:43:15.840 Shadows on you break out into the light.

00:43:19.820 Yeah.

00:43:19.920 I don't know what they're saying.

00:43:21.320 Okay.

00:43:21.760 But I'm glad it took up a whole minute of the show though.

00:43:24.180 That worked out well for everyone.

00:43:26.000 What do you think the most impactful thing you can do

00:43:28.560 over the next four years is going to be?

00:43:30.540 Because for me,

00:43:31.920 where is that giving kids and vulnerable communities

00:43:34.700 an opportunity to feel safe?

00:43:37.040 So imagine for a second that you could hear that right now.

00:43:39.900 Yeah.

00:43:40.180 What are you watching?

00:43:41.160 How the hell is Woke Dad playing right now?

00:43:45.120 They absolutely thrive.

00:43:46.620 Where is that?

00:43:47.840 Imagine.

00:43:48.980 Teaching a young teenager a trade.

00:43:53.280 I was like,

00:43:54.040 this is really spooky.

00:43:55.100 What's going on?

00:43:56.320 Is Tom Lopso also a Woke Dad fan?

00:43:58.460 Seamless transition into the next topic.

00:44:01.580 Pretty good.

00:44:02.980 Anything else you want to play from the clips

00:44:04.420 that you put together for us?

00:44:05.720 No,

00:44:05.920 honestly, 1.00

00:44:06.360 fuck this guy. 1.00

00:44:07.600 It's been torture. 1.00

00:44:08.580 Saturday is my day off.

00:44:10.340 I don't do a show Saturday.

00:44:11.920 I don't have to talk to him Saturday.

00:44:13.160 He called me today.

00:44:13.980 I hung up.

00:44:15.700 So this is...

00:44:16.400 Did he know you were doing this show?

00:44:17.800 I told him,

00:44:18.520 I told him,

00:44:19.140 I said,

00:44:19.900 I asked the fans,

00:44:21.100 his fans,

00:44:21.640 I said,

00:44:22.060 give me some clips of things that you like that he does. 0.99

00:44:24.540 And this is the shit that they ended up giving me. 0.99

00:44:26.760 Okay. 0.99

00:44:26.960 So this is basically a favor to him.

00:44:28.560 I wanted to introduce him to a larger audience

00:44:30.520 that will hopefully look at this and say, 0.99

00:44:32.260 this is trash. 0.99

00:44:33.540 Please stop. 0.89

00:44:34.860 And yeah,

00:44:35.460 but I had to suffer through hearing David talk

00:44:37.300 for another 43 minutes,

00:44:39.280 which was unfortunate.

00:44:40.760 Hey,

00:44:40.940 how did it go with Toad after our review of his show?

00:44:45.300 What was the conversation like with him afterwards?

00:44:48.060 He wouldn't watch your show.

00:44:50.940 Oh,

00:44:51.240 no?

00:44:51.680 No.

00:44:51.920 And the spike in viewership was negligible,

00:44:54.020 I'd say.

00:44:54.760 Yeah. 0.97

00:44:55.340 But Toad is also retarded. 1.00

00:44:56.860 do you guys know who Clint Russell is? 0.71

00:44:58.420 You know who he is,

00:44:59.060 right?

00:45:00.200 Clint Russell.

00:45:00.780 Yeah,

00:45:00.880 I think so.

00:45:01.320 Who's Clint Russell?

00:45:01.980 He's on,

00:45:02.380 he's on Tower Gang with us.

00:45:04.300 Oh,

00:45:04.440 yeah,

00:45:04.640 I know exactly who that is.

00:45:05.760 Yeah.

00:45:05.840 So Clint is actually a very serious political commentator.

00:45:09.200 Here we go.

00:45:09.660 I'll share my screen so you could see who he is

00:45:12.600 and you'll see his metrics and all that.

00:45:15.240 Yeah,

00:45:15.620 there he is right there.

00:45:17.580 So 230,000 followers on Twitter.

00:45:20.840 He,

00:45:21.040 he was on TimCast a bunch.

00:45:24.340 He almost had his own show on TimCast and he's working out pretty major deals,

00:45:28.520 possibly one with like to be exclusive with Rumble.

00:45:30.740 And in our group chat for Tower Gang,

00:45:32.740 he goes,

00:45:33.100 hey,

00:45:33.260 Toad,

00:45:33.920 let's go and talk about the Luka Donovic trade or whatever, 1.00

00:45:37.540 some shit for basketball. 0.99

00:45:38.920 And Toad just responds to him, 1.00

00:45:41.140 I already covered it last night.

00:45:43.060 And I'm like,

00:45:44.020 to 28 people,

00:45:46.100 to 28 people.

00:45:47.100 So I'm like,

00:45:47.660 Toad,

00:45:47.920 I'm like,

00:45:48.160 read the room here.

00:45:48.940 Like this guy with this huge following is volunteering.

00:45:51.020 To come on your show and talk about something with you.

00:45:54.600 Take him up on it.

00:45:55.820 And then he goes,

00:45:56.600 Oh,

00:45:57.000 Oh yeah.

00:45:57.900 Okay.

00:45:58.240 I guess so.

00:45:59.220 I'm like,

00:45:59.600 man,

00:45:59.800 it's just so autistic. 0.91

00:46:00.960 Can't get out of his own way.

00:46:02.060 There's really no help in the guy,

00:46:03.280 but you know,

00:46:04.300 it is what it is.

00:46:05.000 It's like you enjoy surrounding yourself with these,

00:46:06.880 uh,

00:46:07.180 work in progress people.

00:46:09.040 Yeah. 0.99

00:46:09.260 Maybe I'm fucked up. 0.99

00:46:10.660 Like I, 0.99

00:46:10.940 that's what I'm thinking.

00:46:12.040 Yes.

00:46:12.780 You're on these shows.

00:46:13.460 These guys are like,

00:46:13.880 I love these guys, 1.00

00:46:14.700 but they're fucking retarded. 1.00

00:46:15.840 I like, 1.00

00:46:16.400 I either like being the smartest person in the room or the dumbest person in the room. 0.99

00:46:20.980 You know, 0.98

00:46:21.380 no in between.

00:46:24.140 Right now.

00:46:24.700 I don't know what I say.

00:46:26.560 Yeah.

00:46:26.960 I was wondering in the room.

00:46:30.240 I have a quick,

00:46:30.820 uh,

00:46:31.140 and our cringe of the week this week is actually our boy,

00:46:36.340 uh,

00:46:36.660 Opie from Opie and Anthony,

00:46:37.980 Greg Opie Hughes.

00:46:39.340 I'm sure you're familiar with Opie,

00:46:40.800 right?

00:46:41.400 Oh yeah.

00:46:42.500 Oh yeah.

00:46:43.140 So he's,

00:46:44.460 uh,

00:46:45.900 bitching about Jim Norton again.

00:46:47.240 You can't stop bitching about Jim Norton. 1.00

00:46:49.880 Uh,

00:46:50.320 I wouldn't go on Jimmy's podcast.

00:46:53.260 And you know what?

00:46:54.080 If you're,

00:46:54.700 if you're supporting Jim Norton and his,

00:46:56.660 his latest,

00:46:57.760 uh,

00:46:58.040 lame attempt at a show, 1.00

00:46:59.580 you stink. 1.00

00:47:01.500 You, 0.99

00:47:02.060 I enjoyed Jim's new show.

00:47:04.040 He just had a Tim Dillon on fantastic episode.

00:47:07.060 Of course,

00:47:07.260 Anthony Cooney was on not too long ago.

00:47:09.060 And,

00:47:09.380 uh,

00:47:09.960 TJ Miller.

00:47:10.860 Is that a lot of good guests on there?

00:47:12.100 That's really his view from that's not,

00:47:14.280 it's a,

00:47:15.000 it's a beautiful view.

00:47:16.280 Yeah.

00:47:16.800 It's very,

00:47:17.540 he lives in his castle.

00:47:20.000 That's his biggest accomplishment.

00:47:21.460 Yup.

00:47:22.020 And he shows it off every day,

00:47:23.560 every morning.

00:47:24.080 I saw a couple of clips.

00:47:28.600 I'm like,

00:47:28.900 Oh my God.

00:47:30.740 I,

00:47:31.080 I,

00:47:31.320 I,

00:47:31.880 I never stopped working hard.

00:47:34.640 And then there's a clip where his,

00:47:36.640 uh,

00:47:37.680 his,

00:47:38.220 uh,

00:47:38.440 I don't even know what he's talking about here.

00:47:40.120 I saw a couple of clips and it,

00:47:41.540 was he doing Jim,

00:47:43.040 what Jim was saying on the clip or he's just angry.

00:47:46.800 Yes.

00:47:47.360 Okay.

00:47:47.760 Got it.

00:47:48.780 Uh,

00:47:49.080 his,

00:47:49.440 uh,

00:47:49.640 his,

00:47:49.980 uh,

00:47:50.220 his,

00:47:50.600 uh,

00:47:50.860 his,

00:47:51.200 uh,

00:47:51.780 significant.

00:47:52.720 Is that one of those loops we were talking about?

00:47:54.980 Yeah.

00:47:55.420 I think it might be brain damage.

00:47:58.180 Seriously.

00:47:59.940 His,

00:48:00.380 uh,

00:48:00.780 his,

00:48:01.120 uh,

00:48:01.320 his,

00:48:01.660 uh,

00:48:01.920 his,

00:48:02.300 uh,

00:48:02.560 his,

00:48:02.820 uh, 0.83

00:48:03.320 significant other was bitching about how bad his farts are.

00:48:07.960 Like he's still doing the fart thing.

00:48:09.700 And then I look,

00:48:10.380 the video's got like a hundred thousand views.

00:48:11.980 I'm like,

00:48:12.280 Oh,

00:48:12.420 great.

00:48:13.620 Wonderful.

00:48:14.180 Opie is the guy who gets out of his car and dances in the

00:48:18.240 intersection and then gets back in his car or tells people at

00:48:22.340 the John Lennon Memorial that the rats pee on there where

00:48:26.020 they're sitting.

00:48:27.060 And he goes,

00:48:27.960 and Jim's so immature.

00:48:29.060 He's still talking about farting. 1.00

00:48:30.860 What an idiot. 1.00

00:48:31.940 Oh, 1.00

00:48:32.140 it's got a hundred thousand views.

00:48:32.880 I guess people like that.

00:48:33.720 Oh,

00:48:34.000 that's so sad.

00:48:35.520 It is.

00:48:37.100 He's so bitter and jealous that the guys have moved on from

00:48:40.960 open after they are doing very well.

00:48:42.900 And he's,

00:48:43.460 yes,

00:48:43.740 I'm jealous. 1.00

00:48:44.780 Cause that's stupid. 0.99

00:48:46.320 No one should be clicking on a video where his significant 1.00

00:48:48.940 other is bitching because his, 1.00

00:48:50.380 his farts smell. 0.98

00:48:52.860 Opie, 0.98

00:48:53.320 you remind me of Tukey.

00:48:55.420 I don't know what that's supposed to mean,

00:48:56.820 but that's pretty funny.

00:48:57.820 Opie's also does this thing where he just puts the chat up

00:48:59.980 randomly.

00:49:00.840 So a lot of it will be insulting to him.

00:49:02.580 And he's just shuffling through for whatever reason. 1.00

00:49:05.300 He's an idiot. 1.00

00:49:06.780 Jesus. 1.00

00:49:08.380 Cheers.

00:49:09.300 Ron Bennington.

00:49:10.140 Yes.

00:49:11.180 Yeah.

00:49:11.420 I think I got the cheers from Ron Bennington,

00:49:13.900 but again,

00:49:14.480 he put that out.

00:49:15.140 There was a free chat and the guy's reminding him that Opie

00:49:18.060 always does the cheers thing.

00:49:18.980 He stole that from Ron Bennington.

00:49:19.960 So now Opie's got to respond to that.

00:49:21.380 Also admitted that many,

00:49:22.920 many times during my live stream,

00:49:24.260 you're not going to get me with that one whatsoever.

00:49:25.980 I,

00:49:27.460 I started saying cheers and then realize,

00:49:30.100 Oh God,

00:49:30.540 that's a Bennington thing.

00:49:31.600 So I gave him credit a long time ago,

00:49:33.240 you know,

00:49:34.380 but just saying cheers like that is a lot of fun.

00:49:37.260 I like it.

00:49:38.780 It's a lot of fun.

00:49:42.540 I love that.

00:49:43.520 So I get,

00:49:44.100 I get the appeal of the being in the live stream for the show.

00:49:46.820 Cause they like,

00:49:47.300 they're doing what they do to David.

00:49:48.520 They're playing,

00:49:49.580 they're playing the show themselves.

00:49:51.860 Yes.

00:49:52.540 Opie allows them to do that. 0.99

00:49:54.060 And then he has the balls to go on and say, 0.95

00:49:56.680 and he's been addressing our show directly lately. 0.98

00:49:58.560 He calls us the,

00:49:59.400 the basement show that does Jocktober and he'll criticize us for our

00:50:04.900 format.

00:50:05.280 And actually this is a clip later on,

00:50:07.920 by the way,

00:50:08.140 Stalin 19 pulled this great job,

00:50:09.800 Stalin 19 later on.

00:50:11.960 He's talking about his experience with the dabble verse and going on

00:50:16.880 Shuley show.

00:50:18.360 And so he talks all about that.

00:50:20.860 Julie,

00:50:21.380 I went on a,

00:50:22.840 I tried to go on his show once and then he showed his true colors

00:50:26.100 immediately.

00:50:26.560 And then,

00:50:27.240 you know,

00:50:28.660 and then that was it.

00:50:29.780 My,

00:50:30.200 my day,

00:50:31.160 my day in the dabble verse was very short.

00:50:34.960 It was very short lived.

00:50:36.640 I,

00:50:36.880 I even tweeted a,

00:50:39.540 a jet fighter flying.

00:50:43.020 I'm like,

00:50:43.260 this is me going into the dabble verse.

00:50:45.760 And the video's like,

00:50:46.900 this thing is just flying.

00:50:48.780 And then it stops in midair and quickly turns around and leaves.

00:50:52.520 I said that that's my experience in the dabble verse.

00:50:55.780 Pretty good to eat.

00:50:56.920 Six burn.

00:50:57.560 It's pretty good.

00:50:58.020 Stop.

00:50:58.400 And then I never looked back.

00:50:59.640 I'm like,

00:50:59.900 you know what?

00:51:00.160 That dabble verse isn't for me.

00:51:01.600 Some of those shows try to pull me into that as well.

00:51:05.140 No,

00:51:05.380 thank you.

00:51:06.940 No,

00:51:07.400 thank you.

00:51:07.840 I feel like,

00:51:08.920 I mean,

00:51:09.200 I don't care.

00:51:11.420 I mean,

00:51:11.760 I guess I care to a point,

00:51:12.900 but I feel like I have enough material where I don't have to sit here on a

00:51:16.840 live stream and just like,

00:51:18.060 you know,

00:51:18.560 snipe people and talk about other live streams.

00:51:22.100 And sometimes.

00:51:22.900 So this is what drives me crazy when he says things like,

00:51:26.540 I don't have to do that thing where I'm sniping people or playing other

00:51:29.340 people's shows and reacting to it.

00:51:30.940 I have enough material.

00:51:32.460 You're literally reading the chat,

00:51:34.420 the free chat and responding to it.

00:51:36.340 Yeah.

00:51:36.560 How is this having enough material?

00:51:38.020 And all of your thumbnails are titles of other shows.

00:51:41.520 Right.

00:51:41.760 It's always about Jim and Anthony.

00:51:43.880 I'm very confused.

00:51:45.080 Where is the,

00:51:45.680 where are the conspiracy theories? 0.66

00:51:47.500 Where are the black people fights? 0.99

00:51:48.760 Where is the racism?

00:51:49.620 There's none of this stuff.

00:51:51.080 I know this,

00:51:51.580 this show doesn't have any of those elements,

00:51:52.980 which is why it's still on YouTube.

00:51:55.560 So he's got that going.

00:51:57.100 Like,

00:51:57.400 you know,

00:51:57.840 snipe people and talk about other live streams.

00:52:01.180 And sometimes I will watch some of that stuff and go,

00:52:03.840 all right.

00:52:04.220 Okay.

00:52:04.480 So you're beating up this guy and you're beating up that guy.

00:52:07.640 No,

00:52:07.800 so he's watching WTP.

00:52:08.960 Sweet.

00:52:09.340 Yeah.

00:52:09.580 Glad to hear it.

00:52:10.200 We're beating up this guy.

00:52:11.100 How do you actually do your own material?

00:52:13.920 Oh,

00:52:14.700 because like,

00:52:15.400 you know,

00:52:15.920 everyone says like the,

00:52:17.620 a lot of that is based on Jack Tober,

00:52:19.800 but we even knew that you can only do Jack Tober sparingly,

00:52:23.560 not a lot.

00:52:25.040 But when your whole show is just beating up all the shows,

00:52:27.540 I sit there and I go,

00:52:28.720 all right.

00:52:29.580 Okay.

00:52:30.540 Well,

00:52:30.760 what do you do?

00:52:31.480 Like your material?

00:52:34.360 Oh,

00:52:34.780 you mean like walking aimlessly?

00:52:37.080 I don't even know how to respond to this.

00:52:39.440 It's like,

00:52:39.940 like,

00:52:40.140 it's such a,

00:52:41.000 like a vicious circle,

00:52:42.620 right?

00:52:42.840 Because his material is your material and he's just not getting it.

00:52:46.680 He's just not getting it.

00:52:47.760 And I love the people.

00:52:48.960 This happened early on in our show.

00:52:51.160 This happened a lot where they attack the format.

00:52:53.980 Like,

00:52:54.340 Oh,

00:52:54.560 what do you guys just do?

00:52:55.340 Review other podcasts?

00:52:56.300 Like,

00:52:56.640 yeah,

00:52:57.140 the whole format of the show.

00:52:58.620 It's in the name.

00:52:59.640 Yeah.

00:52:59.760 We don't do like a news segment.

00:53:01.600 I'm not talking about Trump's latest policies.

00:53:04.000 Like that's,

00:53:04.680 that's not part of it.

00:53:05.700 Actually,

00:53:05.960 I'm going to talk about that because I am very excited.

00:53:09.620 Uh,

00:53:09.920 our buddy.

00:53:11.000 It's,

00:53:11.440 it's genius though,

00:53:12.280 Carl.

00:53:12.460 I got to say,

00:53:13.500 cause you,

00:53:13.920 you constantly find,

00:53:15.160 and this is what those guys I was telling you in the pre-show about,

00:53:17.300 uh,

00:53:17.820 uh,

00:53:18.020 hidden in plain sight.

00:53:18.780 You find the person that cannot stop responding to you.

00:53:22.080 And then you just keep getting them to,

00:53:23.700 I do it on Twitter.

00:53:24.420 You guys do it in a much better format on a podcast,

00:53:27.300 but it's just find that one person and you found many now and they just 0.97

00:53:30.540 fucking keep feeding you. 0.96

00:53:31.540 It's, 1.00

00:53:31.840 it's genius.

00:53:32.460 And I,

00:53:32.960 I got to tell you,

00:53:34.220 top lobster.

00:53:34.920 It's not that we need people to respond to us.

00:53:37.380 Like Opie didn't respond to us for years and we continue to clown his

00:53:40.720 material. 0.54

00:53:41.020 Cause it's very goofable.

00:53:42.540 It's just an enjoyable thing to do.

00:53:44.020 He held out the longest.

00:53:45.120 He did for sure.

00:53:46.160 He played hard to get what,

00:53:48.320 and I can't wait.

00:53:49.240 I'll just tease this again.

00:53:50.760 I can't wait to get your reaction to what Aaron Imholt did.

00:53:53.760 This week,

00:53:54.820 because he has really set himself up to just be tortured on the

00:53:59.180 internet for as long as he's on it.

00:54:00.820 I do love introducing co-hosts to some of our friends.

00:54:05.000 It's going to be great.

00:54:05.820 But first I'm very excited to say a new season of Tom Myers versus the

00:54:11.680 rest of the world dropped this week.

00:54:13.700 You know,

00:54:14.160 it's no different than,

00:54:15.480 you know,

00:54:15.700 police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running

00:54:18.780 into a burning building.

00:54:19.920 It's what I do.

00:54:20.680 Did we do Tom Myers last time you were on the show?

00:54:26.140 Uh,

00:54:26.680 no,

00:54:27.280 but I have seen him standup comedians or.

00:54:29.400 Yes.

00:54:29.840 Yeah.

00:54:30.760 Okay.

00:54:31.120 I did him with you on,

00:54:32.420 uh,

00:54:32.720 on stage.

00:54:34.100 That's right.

00:54:35.020 Yeah.

00:54:35.320 Covered Tom when you were on our live show in Largo.

00:54:37.520 Okay.

00:54:37.760 So he does a political show and he starts off with a monologue.

00:54:42.220 He very much thinks he's Bill Maher.

00:54:45.180 The way he writes these jokes and delivers them is nowhere near that.

00:54:48.460 Not even close.

00:54:49.760 Uh,

00:54:50.080 this first one is,

00:54:51.480 uh,

00:54:51.720 a bit wordy.

00:54:53.160 Hello.

00:54:53.700 And welcome to the spring 2025 session of Tom Myers versus the rest of the

00:54:59.480 world.

00:55:00.440 A lot's happened.

00:55:01.880 Quick question.

00:55:03.200 Yeah.

00:55:03.420 In case you just was Tom Myers versus the world taken.

00:55:08.340 That's so someone else has pointed this out because his word economy for

00:55:12.620 joke writing is awful.

00:55:13.860 He always uses way too many words,

00:55:15.260 even in the title of the show.

00:55:17.700 That's a perfect example.

00:55:19.080 Yeah.

00:55:19.460 It's like,

00:55:20.040 I get it.

00:55:20.480 I get completely already.

00:55:21.920 Yeah.

00:55:22.480 We didn't think you were including yourself in the rest of the world.

00:55:25.720 Yeah.

00:55:27.840 Uh,

00:55:28.200 in case you've decided not to pay attention to the news and who could blame

00:55:31.620 you,

00:55:31.900 Donald Trump is now president of the United States.

00:55:34.820 Again,

00:55:35.780 he started his term by taking an early victory lap when he boasted that he

00:55:40.820 brought back Tik TOK.

00:55:42.900 So now we can hold bringing unfunny comedians into headline clubs against him

00:55:47.820 and what I hope will be his eventual war crimes tribunal.

00:55:55.200 Okay.

00:55:56.180 All right.

00:55:56.640 I understand that.

00:55:57.560 So I understand that joke,

00:55:59.880 but you know,

00:56:00.200 he's coming at it from like a comedian's standpoint where a lot of these

00:56:03.960 clubs now are getting Tik TOKers are coming in and headlining because they 1.00

00:56:09.060 have a huge following on Tik TOK.

00:56:10.560 And so they can bring people in.

00:56:11.980 They're not really standup comics,

00:56:13.300 but that's where Tom's mind went to.

00:56:16.640 He was just like,

00:56:17.000 Oh,

00:56:17.040 he brought back Tik TOK, 0.98

00:56:17.940 which means Tik TOK famous people will do shows at comedy clubs.

00:56:23.280 And maybe we can use that against Trump when he has his war crime trial,

00:56:28.240 all those war crimes.

00:56:29.920 I think he was trying to say that,

00:56:31.660 uh,

00:56:32.020 Trump,

00:56:32.620 that,

00:56:32.980 that because of the comedians that will be now coming out to back Trump or

00:56:37.120 whatever,

00:56:37.600 I get what he's saying.

00:56:38.860 And it's sort of funny.

00:56:39.720 No,

00:56:39.840 I think you're wrong.

00:56:40.340 No,

00:56:40.740 please,

00:56:41.280 please elaborate on that.

00:56:42.500 I want to hear what you think.

00:56:43.380 Cause this is what the beauty of Tom Myers.

00:56:45.080 It's such a jumbled mess.

00:56:46.440 It can be interpreted multiple ways.

00:56:48.180 Okay.

00:56:48.420 So he's saying now that like,

00:56:50.320 all right,

00:56:50.500 these canceled comedians that obviously he doesn't like where they're coming

00:56:53.620 from.

00:56:53.900 I,

00:56:54.120 maybe I will like where they're coming from.

00:56:55.520 Maybe they're,

00:56:56.040 they're kind of cringe and just like,

00:56:57.940 you know,

00:56:58.420 uh,

00:56:58.860 conservative ink,

00:56:59.800 but they're going to have their time to shine.

00:57:01.680 Now that the culture is short,

00:57:03.140 sort of changing.

00:57:04.080 I just find it boneheaded for anybody to say this when it's clearly been the

00:57:09.060 opposite.

00:57:09.480 Like we had a Netflix special of a lady,

00:57:11.940 I forget her name,

00:57:12.840 but she just went up there and just preached at people.

00:57:14.780 There was not one joke,

00:57:15.860 but she got a Netflix special and tons of money.

00:57:18.740 And now that things are changing now,

00:57:20.620 he's like upset about it.

00:57:21.860 And they haven't even really changed yet.

00:57:23.560 So I'm like,

00:57:24.140 it's an interesting admission,

00:57:26.780 you know,

00:57:27.100 let me,

00:57:27.520 let me listen to it again.

00:57:28.340 Now,

00:57:28.780 now that I've heard your thought on this,

00:57:30.960 let me see,

00:57:31.920 listen to this and producer crest,

00:57:33.600 please let me know your,

00:57:35.140 your take on it.

00:57:36.480 Uh,

00:57:36.900 in case you've decided not to pay attention to the news and who could blame

00:57:40.280 you,

00:57:40.540 Donald Trump is now president of the United States.

00:57:43.500 Again,

00:57:44.160 he started his term by taking an early victory lap when he boasted that he

00:57:49.500 brought back Tik TOK.

00:57:51.060 So now we can hold bringing unfunny comedians into headline clubs against

00:57:56.220 him and what I hope will be his eventual war crimes tribunal.

00:58:00.320 Two separate thoughts that don't make sense.

00:58:02.960 So he brought back Tik TOK one thought, 0.88

00:58:04.880 and then he's scared that he's going to bring back unfunny comedians,

00:58:08.440 people like a,

00:58:09.560 let's say he's,

00:58:10.080 he's describing like an Owen Benjamin type that will probably be allowed to

00:58:13.620 play clubs again.

00:58:15.360 And he's conflate.

00:58:16.720 I don't know why the conflation of the two doesn't quite make sense,

00:58:19.360 but I understand the political dynamic,

00:58:21.640 which again,

00:58:22.680 to me is bizarre because we have been listening to kind of like left wing

00:58:26.820 comedy for a while.

00:58:27.640 And it's,

00:58:27.960 and it's,

00:58:28.540 I don't know.

00:58:28.960 It's a little bit played out now.

00:58:30.140 It's a little,

00:58:30.480 it's a little dated.

00:58:31.160 So we need something fresh,

00:58:32.120 but that's,

00:58:32.760 I think that's what he's trying to get at.

00:58:33.980 It's just the wording on it is also.

00:58:36.220 So now we can hold bringing unfunny comedians into headline clubs against

00:58:40.700 him and hold unfunny comedians headline clubs against him against him.

00:58:45.180 You know what I mean?

00:58:45.680 It's like,

00:58:45.920 there needs to be a comma,

00:58:47.660 maybe a period.

00:58:48.880 That's where I got lost,

00:58:49.760 right?

00:58:50.400 It's okay.

00:58:51.260 That was the first joke.

00:58:52.200 He's been off months.

00:58:53.520 He comes back.

00:58:54.180 That's the first joke.

00:58:54.880 I'm trying guys.

00:58:55.660 Perhaps I'm just like,

00:58:56.340 none of us can figure out what he's talking about.

00:58:58.240 I've been doing better than us,

00:58:59.380 man.

00:58:59.600 You presented me a retarded person and I'm trying to really decipher what's, 1.00

00:59:03.260 I know.

00:59:03.960 That's what I'm asking you to do.

00:59:04.960 You're doing the right thing.

00:59:05.820 I appreciate that.

00:59:06.720 Let's move on.

00:59:07.380 Let's hear the second joke.

00:59:08.280 It probably gets better.

00:59:09.180 Trump signed several executive orders to kick off his second term,

00:59:13.460 one of which renamed Mount Denali Mount McKinley.

00:59:17.400 After the former president,

00:59:19.040 one of McKinley's descendants said it was a great move because William McKinley

00:59:23.560 had unparalleled integrity and people respected him.

00:59:29.800 McKinley was assassinated.

00:59:30.980 And so we know there was at least one who didn't.

00:59:34.920 Okay.

00:59:35.380 So that,

00:59:35.800 that joke right there,

00:59:37.200 we get the patented.

00:59:38.920 Do you know there was one that didn't,

00:59:41.060 you know,

00:59:41.720 he also,

00:59:42.060 he turns into a Scottish guy when he's telling that type of joke.

00:59:45.560 Okay.

00:59:46.020 I get it.

00:59:46.820 There is,

00:59:47.620 there's at least some form to who's the lady that's laughing.

00:59:50.480 There's somebody else there with him.

00:59:52.120 Yeah.

00:59:52.360 So what he does is he has a panel.

00:59:54.600 There's three other people on this panel and he forces them to listen to his

00:59:57.740 monologue.

00:59:58.220 And then they used to not react at all.

01:00:01.360 And now they feel like obligated to giggle.

01:00:05.480 And sometimes there's like really long pauses because they don't,

01:00:08.180 they didn't realize the punchline already hit.

01:00:10.000 There's an example of that coming up,

01:00:11.520 but yes,

01:00:11.760 it's all,

01:00:12.220 it's so awkward.

01:00:13.160 I was hoping that there was no punchline to this.

01:00:14.900 There was a punchline,

01:00:15.840 which is a,

01:00:16.620 yeah,

01:00:16.820 I'll give him,

01:00:17.660 I like this.

01:00:18.380 I like it.

01:00:18.840 Not my type of comedy,

01:00:19.600 but I like that there was a resolution.

01:00:21.660 So good on you.

01:00:23.200 All right.

01:00:23.720 Well,

01:00:23.960 and a fun fact,

01:00:25.120 president McKinley was shot in Buffalo,

01:00:26.700 New York.

01:00:27.420 Oh,

01:00:28.220 there you go.

01:00:29.200 Good stuff.

01:00:29.960 All right.

01:00:31.120 This one's a doozy talking about the January six pardons.

01:00:36.040 Trump issued pardons to all the January six defendants.

01:00:40.140 One of them reportedly said that the pardons are part of God's revival.

01:00:44.480 I think the pardoning of January six defendants is God's revival in the same way that the great flood and wiping out most of humanity is as well.

01:00:54.260 I like it.

01:00:57.260 I like it.

01:00:59.020 That's a timeline cleanse.

01:01:00.640 I like it.

01:01:01.520 And this is a,

01:01:02.400 so actually this is what Nephilim death squad is about.

01:01:05.080 And I,

01:01:05.360 to bring it back to me, 0.99

01:01:06.520 which is what this fucking show is about me. 0.98

01:01:08.860 Nephilim death squad is about Genesis six, 0.99

01:01:10.960 uh,

01:01:11.440 chapter,

01:01:12.060 chapter six,

01:01:12.680 verse four,

01:01:13.160 where God kills the earth in a flood.

01:01:14.960 And a lot of people say,

01:01:16.600 Oh,

01:01:16.760 it was because the earth was wicked.

01:01:17.760 And some people who like,

01:01:19.060 like me think it's,

01:01:20.020 uh,

01:01:20.180 it was to cleanse the world of the Nephilim. 1.00

01:01:22.080 So I'm trying to understand this along normie lines,

01:01:25.500 what he's saying.

01:01:26.160 Um,

01:01:27.360 Trump did what again to cleanse the,

01:01:30.960 I don't,

01:01:31.260 I got,

01:01:31.560 yeah.

01:01:31.640 One of the people who got out of prison,

01:01:35.060 one of the January six protesters said that this is like,

01:01:40.320 uh,

01:01:40.780 let me play that part of it again.

01:01:42.340 Cause yeah,

01:01:42.700 this is,

01:01:43.240 uh,

01:01:44.140 very confusing.

01:01:44.880 Let's see what he says.

01:01:47.860 One of them reportedly said that the pardons are part of God's revival.

01:01:52.340 Part of God's revival.

01:01:54.060 Okay.

01:01:54.420 Yeah.

01:01:54.660 No,

01:01:55.240 but sure.

01:01:58.060 I like,

01:01:58.420 I like your energy.

01:01:59.480 I'm sure that was widely reported Tom.

01:02:01.820 Good stuff.

01:02:02.760 So he turns that into the other thing that Tom does.

01:02:04.920 He doesn't realize like when you write a punchline,

01:02:07.060 it has to hit at the end.

01:02:09.440 You can't have a punchline and then more words after it like this.

01:02:13.220 I think the pardoning of January six defendants is God's revival in the same

01:02:17.580 way that the great flood and wiping out most of humanity is as well.

01:02:23.260 And wiping out most of humanity is as well.

01:02:26.020 Yeah.

01:02:26.560 Too many as well.

01:02:27.560 It's never the end of a joke.

01:02:28.980 He had a tag and then a couple of stragglers and just dragging them across

01:02:31.820 the line.

01:02:32.640 Yeah.

01:02:33.060 Yeah.

01:02:33.480 He's like,

01:02:33.940 yeah.

01:02:34.120 Like maybe like the floods,

01:02:35.600 you know,

01:02:35.820 you got to add with the thing.

01:02:37.180 And then you know what,

01:02:38.480 if you're gonna make it work,

01:02:39.320 here's what I'm gleaming from this.

01:02:40.540 And I don't know if you guys know that you're doing this to yourself,

01:02:42.640 but he is,

01:02:43.980 uh,

01:02:44.580 he is doing,

01:02:45.680 uh, 0.61

01:02:46.380 I don't know if it's comedy or whatever the fuck you want to call this,

01:02:48.580 but it's a very, 0.88

01:02:49.140 it's in a very Kubrick esque fashion.

01:02:51.180 It's not visual.

01:02:52.280 I'm only getting it like through audio,

01:02:54.580 but Kubrick throughout all of his films does these things like the shining.

01:02:59.180 Have you ever seen that movie?

01:03:00.620 Of course.

01:03:01.380 Okay.

01:03:01.720 Yeah.

01:03:01.900 They,

01:03:02.180 uh,

01:03:02.800 the,

01:03:03.220 the host is,

01:03:04.280 uh, 0.95

01:03:04.340 when he's walking them through the hotel before he leaves the black dude, 0.91

01:03:07.180 he walks them into a cooler.

01:03:08.620 He goes,

01:03:08.860 here's the cooler.

01:03:09.420 And then he walks them out of this.

01:03:11.080 It's the refrigerator.

01:03:12.600 And it's like the same shot when they come out,

01:03:14.840 but it's in a different place.

01:03:16.020 Like everything's on the wrong side or,

01:03:18.160 or there'll be like a picture frame and it'll be here in one shot.

01:03:21.920 Then the next shot it's gone or a sticker on the wall.

01:03:24.060 And then it'll be gone for no reason.

01:03:25.820 It's just tiny inconsistencies.

01:03:27.540 One of them that was great is,

01:03:28.700 uh,

01:03:28.820 Danny's playing on the floor with cars and they're like zooming in on them.

01:03:32.020 And then as they go closer to him,

01:03:34.200 the floor pattern is now flipped because they moved him,

01:03:37.140 switched them around,

01:03:37.720 but put the cars in the same spot intentionally to make you feel like you're 0.99

01:03:41.020 going fucking crazy. 0.92

01:03:41.960 And I feel like that's what this guy is doing. 0.99

01:03:43.820 He's doing a lot of inconsistencies.

01:03:46.540 I don't know.

01:03:47.020 They're probably not on purpose. 0.84

01:03:47.960 Maybe he's just retarded himself. 1.00

01:03:49.340 Yeah. 0.83

01:03:49.580 Yeah.

01:03:49.780 Kubrick was a genius.

01:03:50.700 This is Tom Byers we're talking about,

01:03:52.220 but I see where you're going with this.

01:03:53.540 You're trying to give it the benefit of the doubt.

01:03:55.120 Yeah.

01:03:55.440 But I'm saying Kubrick did it to make you feel disoriented while you're watching

01:03:59.020 this horror film or he did Clockwork Orange as well. 1.00

01:04:01.620 It's riddled with this kind of shit, 0.99

01:04:03.160 just subliminal things like that to make you feel uneasy. 1.00

01:04:05.820 And like,

01:04:06.220 he's just shaking you.

01:04:07.340 This is what,

01:04:08.120 this is what Tom Myers is doing to me right now. 0.98

01:04:09.880 He's just fucking shaking me. 0.97

01:04:11.120 You're right. 0.99

01:04:11.420 Cause I am feeling woozy.

01:04:13.000 Someone in the chat said,

01:04:14.260 I've only listened to one joke so far and I'm already exhausted.

01:04:16.980 Exactly.

01:04:17.440 That's what I see.

01:04:18.220 Yeah.

01:04:18.440 Who said that?

01:04:19.240 Whoa.

01:04:20.420 Precisely.

01:04:21.340 Can't remember who said that,

01:04:22.540 but yeah,

01:04:22.900 this is,

01:04:23.800 well,

01:04:24.100 all right,

01:04:24.640 let's play joke number four,

01:04:26.320 because I have to say props on the word economy on this one.

01:04:31.060 Very rarely do we get a joke like this.

01:04:33.720 Trump tried to suppress Jack Smith's January 6th report because it's likely that he'll be

01:04:38.080 mentioned in it more times than on Jeffrey Epstein's flight logs.

01:04:41.580 And that's how you write a joke,

01:04:44.820 Tom.

01:04:45.300 Okay.

01:04:45.680 It didn't end with a preposition.

01:04:47.300 Yeah.

01:04:48.620 As well.

01:04:49.440 Honestly,

01:04:49.860 one of my least favorite jokes that he's told today.

01:04:51.880 It just,

01:04:52.280 yeah,

01:04:52.420 it's not,

01:04:52.840 it's not good.

01:04:53.320 It's washed.

01:04:54.180 It's not,

01:04:54.520 it's not really original.

01:04:55.620 The other stuff,

01:04:56.200 at least he's grasping at originality,

01:04:58.100 but yeah,

01:04:58.920 unfortunately doesn't land any of it.

01:05:01.440 All right.

01:05:02.020 Well,

01:05:02.300 I'm glad you're enjoying this political humor because now we're going to start talking about

01:05:05.880 Mike Johnson.

01:05:07.460 Speaker of the house.

01:05:08.540 Mike Johnson says everywhere he goes now,

01:05:11.580 people cheer for him and his fellow Republicans.

01:05:14.640 I think Mike Johnson is confused. 1.00

01:05:17.500 Guttural booing and chants of go fuck yourself. 1.00

01:05:20.260 Aren't cheers. 1.00

01:05:22.000 Okay.

01:05:22.500 So that's probably the worst joke he's ever written.

01:05:24.240 It's mean.

01:05:25.120 The problem is.

01:05:27.940 No,

01:05:28.640 let's break this down.

01:05:30.500 He goes,

01:05:31.000 yeah,

01:05:31.120 Mike Johnson says that all of a sudden Republicans are getting cheered everywhere they go,

01:05:34.480 but he's probably mistaking that for booze.

01:05:37.360 Yeah.

01:05:37.980 Okay.

01:05:39.280 But it's,

01:05:40.000 it's also like the tag on like, 1.00

01:05:41.220 go fuck yourself. 1.00

01:05:42.220 Like, 1.00

01:05:42.460 like it's,

01:05:43.100 it's not funny because I can tell that he means it.

01:05:45.880 Like,

01:05:46.040 like if he's angry,

01:05:47.180 he's angry and that's never funny.

01:05:48.740 You have to detach yourself from it.

01:05:50.680 Yeah.

01:05:51.580 All right.

01:05:51.860 Well,

01:05:52.060 here's another Mike Johnson joke.

01:05:53.440 I don't know how this one's going to go over with you.

01:05:55.640 Mike Johnson looks like a cross between an altar boy and the priest who abused him.

01:06:02.760 Okay.

01:06:03.360 I appreciate it.

01:06:04.880 I like it.

01:06:05.440 You don't like that one.

01:06:06.380 Maybe to,

01:06:06.600 maybe to roast that you can get away with the quick one like that.

01:06:09.620 Well,

01:06:10.040 cause he's,

01:06:10.440 he just said, 1.00

01:06:11.120 go fuck yourself. 1.00

01:06:12.080 Right. 1.00

01:06:12.960 Yeah.

01:06:13.400 And then he's,

01:06:14.220 then he said the altar boy and the priest that abuse him. 1.00

01:06:16.480 So it's almost like he's fucking himself. 1.00

01:06:18.600 I, 1.00

01:06:18.820 that's where my mind went.

01:06:20.440 Yeah.

01:06:20.640 Right.

01:06:20.920 I'm don't give him the,

01:06:23.320 the imagery in all of this.

01:06:25.200 Don't give him the credit.

01:06:25.960 It's probably just like,

01:06:27.000 he's again,

01:06:27.560 he's just angry.

01:06:28.260 Like if he wasn't angry,

01:06:29.380 I could be like,

01:06:29.960 this was crafted.

01:06:30.720 He's mad, 0.59

01:06:31.280 but that's where my brain went with it.

01:06:34.220 I want to be a fly on the wall when Tom Myers watches this.

01:06:37.140 And he's like,

01:06:37.880 yeah,

01:06:38.300 I am like Kubrick.

01:06:40.860 Finally,

01:06:41.320 a guy who gets it.

01:06:42.080 This guy gets it.

01:06:42.980 Give him my number. 1.00

01:06:43.760 I'll feed him bullshit all day. 1.00

01:06:45.000 It's great. 1.00

01:06:45.780 Yeah.

01:06:47.100 All right.

01:06:47.660 Let's talk about Mitch McConnell.

01:06:49.180 Mitch McConnell is no longer the leader of the Senate Republicans,

01:06:52.660 but is now the chair of the Senate ethics committee,

01:06:56.020 which is ideal because if anyone ever asks him about the possibility of

01:07:01.120 releasing a report on ethics charges of his fellow senators,

01:07:04.600 he can freeze and not answer the question.

01:07:09.080 Okay.

01:07:10.400 So a guilty pleasure of mine got to admit watching old people have strokes on 1.00

01:07:15.460 stage has been very funny to me.

01:07:18.220 Mitch McConnell specifically has happened twice now.

01:07:20.220 It's fun.

01:07:20.620 I think it's maybe four times.

01:07:21.880 What the latest time his legs just decided,

01:07:24.200 like he's walking on stage and his legs said,

01:07:25.860 and they just like straightened up.

01:07:27.320 He just,

01:07:27.720 very funny.

01:07:29.720 Oh yeah.

01:07:30.880 I see that.

01:07:31.420 Okay,

01:07:31.680 good.

01:07:32.240 I wonder what mine's going to be like.

01:07:34.560 Hopefully it's on this show.

01:07:35.980 I'm going to get some clicks,

01:07:36.920 baby.

01:07:37.440 You know how many thumbnails are going to make?

01:07:39.200 Pretty sure Chris's stroke.

01:07:40.520 Did you know Toad had a seizure?

01:07:42.260 A grand mal.

01:07:43.000 Oh yeah.

01:07:44.060 Yeah.

01:07:44.400 Oh wow.

01:07:44.840 It was catastrophic.

01:07:45.280 It was catastrophic.

01:07:45.360 No,

01:07:46.220 no.

01:07:46.560 At his job.

01:07:48.020 Oh,

01:07:48.720 no fun.

01:07:51.660 Apparently it's catastrophic,

01:07:52.980 but I mean,

01:07:53.760 it must've been hilarious.

01:07:56.760 Speaking of hilarious,

01:07:57.660 here's the next joke.

01:07:58.600 Joke number eight of the monologue,

01:08:00.080 everyone.

01:08:00.660 The new leader of the Senate Republicans is South Dakota Senator John Thune.

01:08:04.320 If you don't know who John Thune is,

01:08:07.760 imagine Dr.

01:08:09.020 Frankenstein building a monster and using Ronald Reagan's skin.

01:08:14.840 That one I don't even get.

01:08:16.140 I don't get it either.

01:08:17.460 Yeah.

01:08:17.880 I really don't understand what he's going for on that one.

01:08:20.640 It's just,

01:08:21.300 just to be mean.

01:08:22.600 Like,

01:08:22.860 like we get it.

01:08:23.360 You don't like these people.

01:08:24.420 It's just,

01:08:25.040 it's just mean.

01:08:25.960 Also,

01:08:26.300 Frankenstein wasn't trying to build a monster.

01:08:28.200 No,

01:08:28.640 it just was a by-product.

01:08:30.180 Yeah.

01:08:31.160 Give the guy some credit.

01:08:31.900 But oh,

01:08:33.820 let's get into some,

01:08:35.000 some race jokes,

01:08:36.620 some race humor.

01:08:37.720 Because as we all know, 1.00

01:08:39.180 Trump's a pretty big racist. 1.00

01:08:40.320 So let's hear this. 1.00

01:08:41.460 Donald Trump's new cabinet looks to be mostly white people.

01:08:45.760 Despite the pledges he made to people of color and the support he received from African Americans,

01:08:51.360 Latinos,

01:08:51.720 et cetera. 0.98

01:08:53.080 It's fitting that his black supporters are the first ones he ditched as the second Trump administration promises to be just like a horror movie. 0.88

01:09:00.500 Big leap on that one.

01:09:06.300 We thought the TikTok one was confusing.

01:09:08.720 Okay.

01:09:09.780 Tom,

01:09:10.320 when you watch this,

01:09:11.900 here is where you could have went.

01:09:13.660 So,

01:09:14.420 all right.

01:09:14.840 The rest of the stuff that you said in the beginning was just, 0.99

01:09:17.260 I'm trying to write it off as like bullshit. 0.96

01:09:19.400 Like a lot of it's propaganda and I'm trying to detach my political mind. 0.99

01:09:23.280 Right.

01:09:23.400 Let's not,

01:09:23.740 let's not worry about that.

01:09:24.820 Moving on.

01:09:25.520 Jokes,

01:09:26.100 jokes,

01:09:26.960 purely jokes.

01:09:27.620 What you could have done was somehow equate like, 0.62

01:09:30.560 so a horror movie and black people, 0.95

01:09:32.200 black people, 0.99

01:09:32.700 the first people to be killed in horror movies. 1.00

01:09:34.620 You could have done something there that they were killed off immediately,

01:09:38.000 like in the horror movies.

01:09:39.620 But you might've had to like cross a line that would have been,

01:09:42.580 that would have made you look actually racist.

01:09:44.840 And unfortunately you can't do that.

01:09:46.560 So therefore you can't be funny.

01:09:47.900 Very sad.

01:09:49.200 Sad news.

01:09:49.680 The leap to the horror movie thing.

01:09:52.340 Like he just doesn't know how to connect thoughts.

01:09:54.420 Well,

01:09:55.060 it's just like,

01:09:55.820 okay.

01:09:56.820 It's there though.

01:09:57.820 There's something.

01:09:58.860 Maybe I wouldn't be able to figure it out either,

01:10:01.640 but all right.

01:10:03.180 Let's talk about Pete Hegseth.

01:10:06.140 Trump has really set the bar low for his cabinet appointments. 0.99

01:10:10.120 Imagine if you did half the shit that Pete Hegseth did or was accused of. 0.99

01:10:15.800 And your boss found out Jim, 1.00

01:10:18.600 you've been getting drunk on the job too much.

01:10:20.980 You're acting out of control at company parties and you're making your female 1.00

01:10:24.600 coworkers uncomfortable.

01:10:26.600 You're not qualified.

01:10:28.720 The stock shelves on the graveyard shift anymore.

01:10:31.840 The only job for which you're qualified is secretary of defense of the

01:10:37.100 United States of America.

01:10:40.340 Now that,

01:10:41.140 that got some,

01:10:42.080 some claptor right there. 0.95

01:10:43.520 That wasn't a good punchline at all.

01:10:45.340 It's everyone saw where he was going with that.

01:10:47.560 Like you've got to do a misdirect on that one.

01:10:49.480 You can't just say the job he actually has been confirmed for.

01:10:52.840 Yes.

01:10:53.300 And this leads back to his first joke.

01:10:55.100 Doesn't it?

01:10:55.880 The joke about the comedians on the,

01:10:58.120 from the right wing perspective,

01:10:59.280 we've been,

01:11:00.500 we've had claptor for the last four years or at least like mainstream

01:11:04.120 accepted and push claptor.

01:11:06.460 And it seems like that's what he wants more of.

01:11:08.900 So,

01:11:09.340 Oh yeah,

01:11:09.500 that's what he's looking for.

01:11:10.220 That's why he has these people on the panel who are sitting there and

01:11:12.600 going,

01:11:12.980 yeah,

01:11:13.120 he doesn't deserve that job, 0.96

01:11:14.320 that drunk.

01:11:14.900 Yep.

01:11:15.340 You got that. 0.72

01:11:16.360 It's disgusting.

01:11:17.460 Well,

01:11:17.700 well done.

01:11:18.240 Well done.

01:11:19.260 So this is a,

01:11:20.360 he's still talking about how Pete Hegseth has a drinking problem in this

01:11:24.140 next joke.

01:11:25.320 And I think Tom is stretching the truth about his own lifestyle.

01:11:30.620 Imagine the reality that's going to hit Pete Hegseth when he finally

01:11:34.420 comes to the realization that this job is much harder than being a

01:11:37.960 weekend anchor on Fox. 1.00

01:11:39.460 Like we've all done stupid stuff while drinking, 1.00

01:11:42.580 like woken up with some strange partner next to us in bed, 1.00

01:11:47.260 gotten a tattoo. 0.99

01:11:48.920 Imagine getting so fucked up that you wake up the next morning and find out 0.99

01:11:53.380 that you're in control of the entire United States military. 0.99

01:11:56.740 And now on with the show,

01:12:00.360 please join me in welcoming Jeff Heisen,

01:12:02.340 polite kitty and Jess Feeney.

01:12:04.420 That was his big closer right there.

01:12:07.100 So Tom has never,

01:12:08.520 he doesn't know how to relate to people who go out and get drunk.

01:12:12.580 And the next morning have regrets,

01:12:14.380 you know,

01:12:15.200 like when you wake up next to that partner or you get a tattoo,

01:12:18.100 like normal human being things,

01:12:21.040 you know,

01:12:21.540 Tom has,

01:12:22.620 Tom has never done either of those things.

01:12:24.600 He's never woken up with a girl in his bed. 0.87

01:12:27.180 That's for damn sure. 0.96

01:12:28.180 His own cat doesn't like him. 0.97

01:12:29.440 Yeah,

01:12:29.740 that's for sure.

01:12:30.700 I guarantee like getting drunk and then getting a tattoo that you got to

01:12:35.460 make an appointment and they're not open real late sometimes.

01:12:38.260 I mean,

01:12:38.380 that's a difficult thing to pull off.

01:12:40.200 Honestly,

01:12:40.620 I'm looking at your chat now and they said that the,

01:12:44.360 it's a classic trope of people trying to fix Tom's jokes.

01:12:46.760 Do people constantly do this?

01:12:48.580 I'm sorry.

01:12:49.660 It's hard not to,

01:12:51.300 because you hear him tell you joking.

01:12:52.500 You're like,

01:12:52.700 Oh my gosh,

01:12:53.100 that you could have gone in such a better direction with that or something.

01:12:55.940 Like Pat Oates comes on here,

01:12:57.300 does a phenomenal job explaining joke structure and how to actually structure

01:13:00.680 these jokes properly.

01:13:02.100 But you can't teach this guy.

01:13:03.960 He will not learn.

01:13:05.120 It's nice that he has,

01:13:06.420 it's almost like this thing that he presents you where you can take it and make

01:13:10.260 it good.

01:13:10.620 But it's,

01:13:11.520 it's just bad right now.

01:13:12.920 I like that.

01:13:13.780 It's like a workshop.

01:13:15.020 Yeah.

01:13:15.620 No,

01:13:15.880 I enjoy this aspect of it.

01:13:18.040 We can sit there and go,

01:13:18.900 all right,

01:13:19.060 that's terrible.

01:13:20.100 What if he tried this or tried something like that?

01:13:23.540 Here's another joke.

01:13:24.360 He throws there in the middle of the podcast.

01:13:26.260 I'm convinced that 2025 is going to be a great year because this may finally be the year when 0.99

01:13:33.420 the planet decides to say fuck it and burn itself out of existence. 0.99

01:13:37.820 In fact, 0.99

01:13:39.200 once the United States has been defeated in World War III,

01:13:42.280 the final message that all of humanity will hear will be this.

01:13:45.940 I was not ready for that.

01:13:57.260 He's just doing a Chinese guy.

01:13:58.820 That just made my,

01:13:59.680 my favorite Tom Myers joke off of the list.

01:14:02.640 It's pretty good.

01:14:04.100 Does he know,

01:14:04.520 Tom,

01:14:04.780 do you know that that's actually racist?

01:14:06.580 You just put on yellow faces?

01:14:08.440 That's what's so great about it.

01:14:10.280 Why don't you lay off the Asian? 1.00

01:14:11.860 There goes,

01:14:12.480 there goes Saturday Night Live for Tom Myers.

01:14:14.800 Yeah.

01:14:15.360 Oh,

01:14:15.600 well.

01:14:16.240 Don't worry though.

01:14:17.500 Shane's done great after.

01:14:18.860 I'm sure you'll follow his trajectory.

01:14:20.720 I'm sure I'll do well.

01:14:22.160 Do you know who Earl Skakel is?

01:14:24.140 No.

01:14:25.260 Earl Skakel is a comic.

01:14:27.040 He was on TV briefly for these rap battles and things.

01:14:30.920 I got to meet him out in Las Vegas last year at Hackamania.

01:14:33.880 He was one of the headliners at that show.

01:14:36.700 And he's very much on,

01:14:39.260 well,

01:14:39.540 not very much.

01:14:40.400 He's been in the orbit of like Misery Loves Company with Kevin Brennan and stuff.

01:14:43.980 And Tom Myers is all in on that world now.

01:14:47.940 Tom Myers is in the chat.

01:14:49.220 Every Chad Zumach show,

01:14:50.840 every Kevin Brennan show,

01:14:52.480 like any show like that,

01:14:53.920 you see Tom Myers in the chat.

01:14:55.700 So I guess Tom reached out to Earl and got Earl on his show.

01:14:58.840 And Earl's a good standup comic.

01:15:01.500 So I'm like,

01:15:01.920 great.

01:15:02.360 Let's see a real comic on the show.

01:15:04.480 Let's see what he can do.

01:15:05.340 Let's go.

01:15:06.740 It's an honor to be here.

01:15:08.100 It's a great panel.

01:15:09.100 I must say,

01:15:09.720 Tom,

01:15:10.000 you've assembled a good group.

01:15:12.100 Thank you.

01:15:14.260 So Earl,

01:15:14.780 thank you so much for joining the show.

01:15:16.560 I mean,

01:15:16.760 what are your thoughts on what's been going on so far?

01:15:19.620 Your thoughts on just humanity in general at this point?

01:15:23.180 First off,

01:15:23.920 horrible question.

01:15:24.860 Not a question at all.

01:15:26.400 What are your thoughts on what's been going on so far and humanity in general?

01:15:31.140 Like breathing air,

01:15:32.340 eating.

01:15:32.600 What do you mean?

01:15:33.600 Yeah.

01:15:33.820 What are we talking about?

01:15:35.540 Like just,

01:15:35.960 Hey Earl,

01:15:36.340 just say anything now.

01:15:37.620 Yeah.

01:15:37.820 It wasn't broad enough with what's been going on,

01:15:40.200 but humanity go.

01:15:42.760 All right.

01:15:43.220 Let's see what this a very funny roast comic does with that.

01:15:46.440 Well,

01:15:46.960 just the fact that Elon Musk is the,

01:15:49.020 I mean,

01:15:49.320 as JD dance,

01:15:50.300 even the vice president,

01:15:51.780 I mean,

01:15:52.160 it seems like Musk has more juice than he does.

01:15:55.420 And,

01:15:55.720 you know,

01:15:56.640 I voted for Trump in 2020,

01:15:58.500 you know,

01:15:59.200 2016.

01:15:59.760 I said,

01:16:00.280 let me see how he does.

01:16:01.400 First four years.

01:16:02.700 It's like a cool episode of the apprentice.

01:16:05.080 And,

01:16:05.700 and then I just couldn't vote for him anymore.

01:16:09.600 I,

01:16:09.760 you know,

01:16:09.900 the felony convictions,

01:16:12.240 you know,

01:16:13.280 the 36 women accusing him of various things.

01:16:16.560 I mean,

01:16:16.800 they all ain't lying.

01:16:18.700 Good stuff,

01:16:19.540 Earl.

01:16:20.780 Thanks so much for coming on and giving us your hot take.

01:16:24.680 I hate when they do this to standup comedians.

01:16:27.280 So they,

01:16:28.020 like Bill Burr is one of the latest where they're like,

01:16:30.880 Bill Burr,

01:16:31.560 very funny guy. 0.99

01:16:32.580 You can fucking make a joke out of anything. 0.97

01:16:34.980 Give us your political takes. 0.99

01:16:36.380 And then I'm like,

01:16:36.820 it's like,

01:16:37.400 stop it,

01:16:38.100 man.

01:16:38.360 Let this month.

01:16:39.000 Yeah.

01:16:39.240 Like you're a chef.

01:16:40.420 And then I ask you to farm.

01:16:41.880 It's these are different things.

01:16:42.940 Let them be funny, 0.99

01:16:44.140 but they do the shit. 1.00

01:16:44.700 A tempered joke. 1.00

01:16:45.540 Yeah,

01:16:45.700 right.

01:16:46.240 Exactly.

01:16:47.280 All right.

01:16:47.700 Here's the final thought.

01:16:48.680 He likes to give his final thought at the end of the program.

01:16:51.360 But before we go,

01:16:52.580 I like to conclude with this brief final thought.

01:16:55.500 My prediction for the next few years is that it will blow by and will be over before we know it.

01:17:00.660 Owing to the fact that people will take so many people,

01:17:02.400 many drugs that it will block out this entire period for many of them.

01:17:06.020 People ask if I'm worried about harassing direct messages or even death threats because of some of the things I say on this show.

01:17:13.140 My thought is this.

01:17:15.760 If it gets to the point where at the moment my life is being drained from me,

01:17:19.540 if I have an orgasm when it happens,

01:17:21.880 then at least I will have led a charmed life. 0.66

01:17:25.500 Yes.

01:17:26.260 Peace out.

01:17:26.940 Lots of love and good day,

01:17:28.600 everybody. 0.99

01:17:29.240 What the fuck was that? 0.99

01:17:30.920 The biggest mess so far. 1.00

01:17:32.180 If it turns out I'm having an orgasm while I'm dying, 0.92

01:17:37.000 happy days. 0.65

01:17:38.280 What? 1.00

01:17:39.200 His incentive structure is fucked. 1.00

01:17:41.600 So like, 1.00

01:17:41.820 like he doesn't understand what a joke is.

01:17:44.600 And he also doesn't understand what is good or funny.

01:17:46.860 So he just thinks like massive.

01:17:48.880 I think he's, 0.99

01:17:49.220 I guess he's thinking masturbation coming. 0.99

01:17:51.720 That's great. 0.99

01:17:52.540 That's funny.

01:17:53.780 Throw that in there with whatever.

01:17:55.920 It's,

01:17:56.340 it's a mess.

01:17:57.860 Well also,

01:17:58.720 so,

01:17:59.360 you know,

01:17:59.680 these people,

01:18:00.280 the sky is falling.

01:18:01.340 Trump is the president again.

01:18:02.680 It's,

01:18:02.860 it's the end of the world.

01:18:04.060 And they're like,

01:18:04.640 well,

01:18:04.740 everyone's just going to be on drugs for the next four years.

01:18:06.680 Probably just forget everything that happened.

01:18:08.700 The next four years.

01:18:09.560 Like,

01:18:10.040 uh-huh.

01:18:10.780 Yeah.

01:18:11.420 Good stuff,

01:18:12.100 Tom.

01:18:12.680 You nailed it.

01:18:13.980 Really related to the audience.

01:18:15.240 What drugs,

01:18:15.440 Tom?

01:18:15.680 Yeah,

01:18:15.940 right.

01:18:16.120 Let's talk about that.

01:18:16.840 What are the drugs that we're all going to be doing to get through this?

01:18:21.060 All right.

01:18:21.960 Well,

01:18:22.140 let's get a shift away from politics now.

01:18:24.040 I want to talk to you guys about my buddy,

01:18:26.040 Aaron Imholt.

01:18:26.920 Please.

01:18:27.820 Please.

01:18:28.880 Please guys,

01:18:30.280 Streamlabs,

01:18:31.380 PayPal,

01:18:32.400 uh,

01:18:32.700 Super Chats,

01:18:33.740 Rumble Rants,

01:18:34.820 Venmo.

01:18:35.960 Maybe,

01:18:36.480 you know what?

01:18:37.740 Maybe we don't deserve it.

01:18:39.280 Okay.

01:18:39.980 I've been covering Aaron on This Little Piggy,

01:18:42.940 and I haven't really talked about him that much on this show.

01:18:45.180 Who are these podcasts?

01:18:46.100 This Little Piggy is the show I do Fridays at 4 p.m. Eastern,

01:18:49.360 either on my channel or over on Patrick Melton's channel,

01:18:52.140 sometimes on Tukey's channel.

01:18:53.740 And we've been watching Aaron as he has been suspended from safe sport.

01:19:02.460 He's a boxer,

01:19:03.780 Aaron is.

01:19:04.320 And he brags about boxing.

01:19:05.440 And the reason why this all started is because we invited him to come out to

01:19:08.700 Vegas to be part of our shows at Hackamania.

01:19:13.160 And his response is,

01:19:14.820 no,

01:19:15.160 how about I come out there and box five of you in one bout? 0.65

01:19:19.680 He goes,

01:19:21.800 George Foreman did it.

01:19:23.040 I can do it too.

01:19:23.880 I'm going to take on five of you guys.

01:19:26.000 And he was talking about,

01:19:27.420 we have to get our safe sport license or USA boxing things and get all that.

01:19:32.840 And all of us went,

01:19:33.960 all right,

01:19:34.940 sure.

01:19:35.800 Let's go,

01:19:36.360 let's go for it.

01:19:37.320 So then Aaron,

01:19:38.680 it was like looking into gyms to try to run out and try to figure this whole

01:19:42.200 thing out.

01:19:43.380 And lo and behold,

01:19:45.600 someone did something or looked into Aaron.

01:19:48.560 And it turned out he didn't have his proper credentials to be a boxing coach.

01:19:54.860 So he applied for it,

01:19:57.020 but they have to do a background check.

01:19:58.780 And he currently has a felony looming over him.

01:20:04.660 He's got court coming up in,

01:20:06.280 uh,

01:20:06.900 eight,

01:20:07.180 no,

01:20:07.360 may just a couple of days after Hackamania.

01:20:09.900 So when you invited him,

01:20:11.620 uh,

01:20:12.120 what were,

01:20:12.540 what were you intending him to do?

01:20:14.540 So I didn't invite him.

01:20:15.920 Patrick Melton did.

01:20:16.800 And he goes,

01:20:17.640 come on the show with us.

01:20:18.780 We'll just,

01:20:19.420 we'll,

01:20:19.640 you know,

01:20:19.940 all of us are,

01:20:21.360 have shows.

01:20:22.220 So we didn't invite him to fight or box or downhill ski.

01:20:26.980 It was just like,

01:20:27.660 we're going to sit in front of microphones and talk to an audience.

01:20:30.840 That's what all of us do.

01:20:32.600 But he didn't like that idea.

01:20:34.760 He wanted to box us.

01:20:35.840 So instead he just outed his,

01:20:36.940 his,

01:20:37.220 uh,

01:20:37.400 felony abuse.

01:20:39.580 Right.

01:20:40.020 So,

01:20:40.340 so what ended up happening is he got his license suspended due to this

01:20:44.360 background check.

01:20:45.480 And that happened a few weeks ago.

01:20:46.800 And he's guys,

01:20:47.220 guys,

01:20:47.460 this is nothing.

01:20:48.200 We're going to clear all this up.

01:20:49.540 I just have to give him some references.

01:20:50.640 They'll call some of my friends and they'll get it all figured out.

01:20:53.960 He,

01:20:54.280 I remember him saying they'll have it by the weekend.

01:20:56.000 And that was like on a Thursday.

01:20:56.840 Well,

01:20:57.760 now weeks have gone by.

01:20:58.880 He still hasn't happened.

01:21:00.620 He still hasn't gotten this cleared up and he's supposed to have a fight

01:21:03.880 coming up on February 22nd with some unknown opponent.

01:21:07.120 They haven't even figured out who the opponent is and he can't anyway,

01:21:09.440 because he's suspended and whatever.

01:21:11.760 So we watched a video on this little piggy.

01:21:15.860 And for some reason they were streaming on social media from Aaron's boxing gym

01:21:21.780 and his coach,

01:21:23.220 Scott,

01:21:23.580 who owns the gym was going,

01:21:25.940 well,

01:21:26.600 now thanks to Aaron,

01:21:28.340 we all got to shape up around here,

01:21:30.140 start doing things by the book.

01:21:31.220 So that means,

01:21:32.680 you know,

01:21:32.840 we have to have certain people here.

01:21:34.860 If you're going to be sparring,

01:21:35.820 because if something happens,

01:21:37.940 I'll be responsible as the gym.

01:21:39.560 Like basically what he was saying was we were kind of bending the rules with USA boxing or safe sport or one of these entities.

01:21:46.600 And now they're like watching them closely because Aaron's being investigated and they have all these people that they're calling to get information about them.

01:21:56.620 And so Aaron kind of like spoiled it for everyone.

01:21:59.260 That's amazing.

01:21:59.820 So we watched,

01:22:00.360 we watched that video and we analyze it just like I did now.

01:22:05.500 And then watched Aaron come on and go,

01:22:07.420 guys,

01:22:08.040 you don't even understand what was going on in that video.

01:22:09.780 He was just trying to get people fired up before practice.

01:22:11.760 This is what he does.

01:22:12.880 This is what coach Scott is all about.

01:22:14.900 And so he was trying to brush it out as like,

01:22:17.420 it was not a big deal at all.

01:22:19.080 But then Aaron wasn't going to the gym anymore.

01:22:22.020 And Aaron's like,

01:22:22.580 well,

01:22:22.720 I was sick.

01:22:23.620 And Scott said,

01:22:24.280 stay home.

01:22:24.740 If you're sick,

01:22:25.360 don't worry about it.

01:22:26.900 So people started speculating that Aaron's not allowed at the gym anymore since he hadn't been there and his license is suspended and you're not supposed to be coaching.

01:22:36.260 They have like teenagers and stuff there.

01:22:40.140 So Aaron's big idea was I'll,

01:22:43.380 I know what I'll do. 1.00

01:22:43.900 I'll go to the gym and I'll shoot a video that'll stream on social media and then someone will clip it and put it on YouTube and it'll prove all the haters that they're idiots. 1.00

01:22:56.300 I'm still boxing at the gym. 1.00

01:22:57.880 So this was his big plan.

01:23:00.860 And I want to show you how he pulled this off.

01:23:03.160 It starts off.

01:23:04.480 We're supposed to believe that this just kind of happened impromptu.

01:23:08.260 That it wasn't pre-planned or anything.

01:23:10.980 Coach Scott is just going to walk over and you're going to see Aaron hitting the heavy bag.

01:23:15.780 Just not even realize that this is going to happen in a second.

01:23:18.560 Hey, you know, I just want to, I wanted to introduce somebody that was kind of away from the scene.

01:23:24.980 Hey, Aaron, who is this guy?

01:23:28.940 Hey, whatever.

01:23:29.760 Did you see the way he like got three hard shots because he knew the camera was on him?

01:23:33.880 Like, ba-ba-ba-ya, but oh, hey, I didn't even see you over there.

01:23:36.600 What's going on?

01:23:37.220 Former, former, what do you say, attendees that have been coming and coaching, participating.

01:23:49.340 Okay.

01:23:50.340 So now Coach Scott, because him and Aaron have been talking about this.

01:23:54.700 And Aaron tells him, like, yeah, the people say that I'm not coming to the gym and I'm not a coach.

01:23:58.480 And, you know, they played that video of you saying that you were upset with me.

01:24:01.980 So now he's working together with Aaron.

01:24:05.240 Because Aaron has to get everyone involved.

01:24:06.480 Like, Aaron has this horrible troll issue going on where he's just nonstop getting trolled by everyone.

01:24:13.940 And he has to put, he put his wife in front of that for a while.

01:24:18.020 April, who then couldn't take it anymore, left the show and then divorced him.

01:24:22.120 Now he's throwing his coach in front of this for some reason.

01:24:26.100 Are you guys in, like, are you guys doing all this? 1.00

01:24:29.540 I'm not doing any of this shit. 0.99

01:24:31.280 I'm just reporting on it. 0.99

01:24:33.100 I'm just reporting on the news here.

01:24:36.480 So Aaron thinks that this video right here is going to upset all of these trolls who were saying that Aaron's no longer going to the gym.

01:24:45.160 You know, isn't America great?

01:24:46.960 Because, you know, you have a choice to do things, good things and bad things.

01:24:50.880 You know, things that people, you know, might not like.

01:24:53.480 And, you know, I was kind of missing Aaron.

01:24:56.700 I know.

01:24:57.400 Who doesn't?

01:24:58.880 It's a good looks.

01:25:00.120 It's a good looks.

01:25:00.740 It's got to be.

01:25:01.880 I don't have a man crush on him.

01:25:03.820 We don't have a matinee idol if I'm not here.

01:25:05.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:25:07.280 You know, I kind of missed you on Thursdays.

01:25:10.020 You know, but you've been sick though.

01:25:12.220 You know, I mean, it's cold, but you're here.

01:25:14.740 That is so scripted right there.

01:25:16.680 You know, I missed you on Thursdays, but you were sick though.

01:25:20.480 That's why you weren't here.

01:25:21.820 Isn't that what we agreed?

01:25:22.640 I would say on this.

01:25:23.680 Like, that's not a natural thing.

01:25:25.540 There's a guy.

01:25:26.160 There's a guy behind the camera just like flipping through cards.

01:25:29.480 Yeah, right. 0.80

01:25:31.000 Thursdays, sick.

01:25:32.380 Glad you're back.

01:25:33.200 Missed you.

01:25:33.780 Okay.

01:25:34.780 I'm glad you're here.

01:25:36.760 You know, I want him to be here because he's a part of the team in that.

01:25:41.440 So, but.

01:25:42.180 So, we definitely went to Scott and went, Scott, you got to help me out here.

01:25:46.260 This video of you ranting about me and upset with me.

01:25:49.680 Everyone's playing on their shows and talking about it.

01:25:52.540 You got to show that we're cool.

01:25:53.800 All right.

01:25:54.180 And everything's good.

01:25:55.360 So, he's forcing Scott to do this.

01:25:57.460 I shouldn't say forcing.

01:25:58.360 Maybe Scott was just like, oh, I'll make it right.

01:25:59.920 I don't know.

01:26:00.960 Coach Scott is just kind of looking at his shoes while he's lying here. 0.99

01:26:04.280 Coach Scott doesn't give a fuck about this. 0.98

01:26:06.860 He's just like, what are you? 0.99

01:26:08.300 He doesn't realize.

01:26:09.200 I don't think he realizes what he's getting himself into either.

01:26:11.480 But, well, we'll see.

01:26:12.700 You know, I hope to see you here more.

01:26:15.500 What's wrong with Thursdays?

01:26:17.580 Thursdays are good.

01:26:18.440 I like Thursdays.

01:26:19.340 Because, you know, you fit in well with Thursdays.

01:26:21.680 I think so.

01:26:22.700 You're pissing a lot of people off right now.

01:26:24.580 I am.

01:26:27.120 Okay. 1.00

01:26:27.740 So, this right here is why Aaron is the dumbest guy. 0.99

01:26:31.680 So, he just said, like, he thinks he's getting over on everyone. 0.97

01:26:36.140 You're pissing a lot of people off by saying that you like me here on Thursdays coaching

01:26:39.120 because they want to think that you don't like me and you're mad at me

01:26:41.520 and I'm not allowed to coach here anymore.

01:26:43.500 All this does, and I'll speak to Aaron directly.

01:26:46.960 I'm sure he watches some clips sometimes.

01:26:49.260 All he's doing is showing he's completely controlled by his detractors.

01:26:53.540 He is now being forced to get his gym involved and the owner of the gym and their social media

01:27:00.800 and he's having these conversations about what are we going to talk about in order to get over on my trolls.

01:27:07.240 It's like, once you do this, once you go down this road, 0.99

01:27:10.540 they will never stop fucking with your personal life. 0.98

01:27:14.000 This is going to be, I mean, people are going to talk about his girlfriend, Slam Peace. 0.99

01:27:19.780 You know, people have already figured out what her name is and it's going to be,

01:27:23.320 like, you've shown now how much this bothers you, Aaron,

01:27:26.100 and that's all anyone's going to try to do from here on out.

01:27:28.380 I'm not advocating it. 0.95

01:27:29.640 I don't think you should fuck with people's personal lives or the gym they work at 0.98

01:27:32.720 or, you know, whatever their hobby is. 0.98

01:27:35.080 That's the other thing, too.

01:27:36.040 Aaron thinks he's so cool because he's boxing as a hobby.

01:27:39.640 He's not a good boxer.

01:27:40.920 I've seen his matches.

01:27:41.920 He's bad at it.

01:27:42.880 He got TKO'd in the first round against a teenager.

01:27:46.060 He's not good.

01:27:47.020 He doesn't have good technique, but he thinks it's so cool.

01:27:49.760 And he's just like, see, guys, I do have a hobby.

01:27:51.800 I'm like, yeah, yeah, we all do.

01:27:53.000 We all have hobbies.

01:27:53.720 Yeah.

01:27:54.240 We talked about this because Melton invited him to Vegas because we all do shows.

01:28:00.840 Right.

01:28:01.180 That would be the common ground.

01:28:02.880 It's the common ground, yes.

01:28:03.700 He's like, no, I have a hobby.

01:28:05.960 Right, yes.

01:28:07.320 Does he have, like, a large show or is it, like...

01:28:11.080 So he does a thing where he begs.

01:28:14.120 He comes on Monday through Thursday morning, 6 a.m.

01:28:18.580 He goes for four to four and a half hours, and he begs for $350 each episode.

01:28:23.580 That's his goal.

01:28:24.640 Then he goes back on again at the nighttime on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday,

01:28:27.920 and begs for another $250 at nighttime.

01:28:30.040 And then Friday is Rumble Friday, where you give him money to play videos that you send to him.

01:28:36.400 And if you give him more money, he'll play the entire video or he'll bump it up and play it immediately.

01:28:41.040 So he is typically hitting his goals, which is good money.

01:28:47.880 Does he want to be a co-host on a Christian conspiracy show? 1.00

01:28:51.880 He could send me his dick. 1.00

01:28:53.440 And if it's good enough, we'll swap this baby out. 1.00

01:28:56.300 I like this guy.

01:28:57.480 All right.

01:28:58.080 So there you go, Aaron.

01:28:58.860 You're getting job offers now from Top Lobster.

01:29:01.480 He might be good on that.

01:29:02.820 He definitely has been into Christianity.

01:29:06.680 So what happened with him, and I don't want to get into the long story,

01:29:09.300 but he was married to this chick, and they were co-hosts on the show.

01:29:12.960 And then they started hanging out with Nick Ricada and Nick Ricada's wife, Kayla.

01:29:18.020 Oh.

01:29:18.500 And they started wife-swapping and doing a bunch of drugs and stuff.

01:29:22.760 And then Aaron decided to stop doing that.

01:29:26.200 And so April stayed with Nick.

01:29:27.740 He lost his wife to Nick Ricada.

01:29:31.480 And since then, there's been felonies. 0.98

01:29:35.220 There's been a lot of different charges and court cases and all sorts of shit that's been going on. 0.94

01:29:40.120 I didn't realize that this was such a tragedy. 0.82

01:29:42.020 I'm familiar with what happened with Ricada.

01:29:44.320 I didn't know this.

01:29:44.920 Yeah, everyone knows that Ricada thing. 1.00

01:29:48.180 So this is the guy, Aaron, that was punked by him.

01:29:51.820 And so he's constantly trying to show that he's cool and masculine, and he's winning.

01:29:58.160 He's so desperate for a W this week.

01:30:00.560 This video screams of desperation.

01:30:02.780 I think you're not using the correct word, Carl.

01:30:05.320 It's not punked.

01:30:06.180 It's cucked.

01:30:07.260 That's what happened there.

01:30:08.560 He was cucked.

01:30:09.840 I'm sorry.

01:30:10.240 Also, we found out, Top Lobster, you're not going to like this.

01:30:13.540 We had Nick on our show, This Little Piggy.

01:30:16.140 And Tukey asked if Aaron has ever tasted his essence.

01:30:19.560 And it turns out that, yes, Aaron did lick up Nick Ricada's jizzle.

01:30:24.300 Yeah, but I didn't even like it.

01:30:25.980 So another win for the toe. 0.83

01:30:27.980 Where did he lick it from?

01:30:29.860 Um, I believe off of April's chest, if I'm not mistaken.

01:30:39.660 I mean, Aaron totally denies that this happened, but this is the story that's been told.

01:30:46.700 I believe it.

01:30:47.600 It seems like something that would happen.

01:30:49.140 This is tragic.

01:30:50.260 This guy's life is tragic.

01:30:51.680 Do you still want him on your show?

01:30:52.860 He seems like perfect for you.

01:30:53.760 I do.

01:30:54.360 Yes.

01:30:55.060 I like the fact that he's like, yeah, so what? 1.00

01:30:57.480 This guy fucked my wife. 1.00

01:30:58.440 I boxed, though. 1.00

01:30:59.360 Like, he picked up a boxing habit to prove his manliness.

01:31:02.360 It's really sad, dude.

01:31:04.860 Really sad.

01:31:05.740 So now we're going to see the coach is rambling.

01:31:07.920 He doesn't really know what else to say.

01:31:09.580 And this is funny.

01:31:10.940 You know, and, you know, God, I tell you, it's like, I mean, I'm kind of on the verge of,

01:31:18.840 you know, maybe, you know, death.

01:31:22.360 With that, Aaron, counting the days.

01:31:26.440 Counting the days, yeah, I know.

01:31:27.880 Oh, and, you know, I need people to kind of step in and take over.

01:31:30.500 Yes, sir.

01:31:31.000 Yes, sir.

01:31:31.500 I don't know.

01:31:33.020 Anything special you want me to say?

01:31:35.340 Well, I guess now's the time to announce I'm buying the gym.

01:31:38.340 How telling is that?

01:31:40.000 Anything special you want me to say?

01:31:41.720 He turns to Aaron after he's just going, I don't know.

01:31:44.340 I don't know what's going on.

01:31:45.940 Anything you want me to say?

01:31:47.220 Like, yeah, this was all orchestrated by Aaron, obviously.

01:31:51.000 Yeah.

01:31:51.220 No one's fooled by the, oh, I was just punching the heavy bag and you walked over to me.

01:31:54.180 What's up?

01:31:54.820 Oh, I didn't see you there.

01:31:56.240 No one's fooled by that at all.

01:31:57.800 It did have, like, porno vibes, right? 0.99

01:31:59.380 Like, when it kind of, I was like, is he going to fuck this guy? 1.00

01:32:01.940 What are you showing me? 0.99

01:32:03.580 I was thinking more about Wendy's training video. 0.66

01:32:05.500 But, yeah, porn.

01:32:06.720 It reminds me of, if you watch Who Are These Socials, the show I do with Blind Mike, Woke 0.72

01:32:12.160 Dad is constantly working on his mugs and he's making those designs on the bottom.

01:32:16.860 And he did a TikTok video recently where he's saying this profound thing and he's, you know,

01:32:21.680 playing with this thing and he's working on it.

01:32:23.640 And then at the end of the video, he shows it.

01:32:25.280 It's done.

01:32:26.000 It's completed.

01:32:27.200 It's like, he didn't just, like, turn on his phone and just, like, I'll just say a thing

01:32:30.780 I want to say.

01:32:31.340 He's like, no, I got to get right to this point.

01:32:32.880 And then I'll act like I'm still tinkering and then I'll show it.

01:32:35.860 It's like, you're not fooling anyone.

01:32:38.500 I'm actually looking at his show metrics right now and I can tell a lot by, so these are Rumble,

01:32:42.880 so they're Rumble numbers, a little inflated.

01:32:45.080 But he's got less than 4,000 followers and each of his videos is doing 8 to 9, some 10,000

01:32:51.600 views, which means that, like, people are watching not necessarily subscribed to you, Aaron.

01:32:57.120 It's not a good look.

01:32:58.340 I don't, you're not.

01:33:00.320 He's on YouTube also.

01:33:01.600 He's on YouTube as well.

01:33:03.160 Okay, well, we're going to have to check this guy out on YouTube.

01:33:04.880 Last week, he only did Rumble because he was kicked off of, he had a suspension from YouTube

01:33:08.040 for a week.

01:33:08.980 Ah, yeah.

01:33:09.540 One struggle, brother.

01:33:10.480 I get it.

01:33:11.940 Yep.

01:33:12.680 All right, so this is more of in-your-faces haters.

01:33:16.320 I'm just glad you let me in tonight seeing as I'm kicked out.

01:33:19.780 Well, yeah.

01:33:20.740 I just, holy cats.

01:33:24.260 I know.

01:33:24.760 You forgot.

01:33:25.620 I forgot. 1.00

01:33:27.100 You let me in, you stupid asshole. 1.00

01:33:29.460 Ah, that's weird. 1.00

01:33:30.880 That's weird.

01:33:32.400 So, again, that's like, in-your-face haters.

01:33:35.760 Ha ha.

01:33:36.380 I'm not kicked out of my gym.

01:33:38.180 And you guys thought I was.

01:33:39.980 It looks like he threatened this old guy, right?

01:33:42.380 Like.

01:33:42.740 Yeah.

01:33:43.820 I got that too.

01:33:44.960 Yeah.

01:33:45.380 I don't like that.

01:33:46.020 I googled his name and it just says, Minnesota podcast host Aaron Amholt arrested after live

01:33:50.520 streaming crime.

01:33:51.840 So I'm like, this guy's not a good dude, huh?

01:33:54.320 No.

01:33:55.220 There's a lot of things I could tell you about this guy, but that crime specifically.

01:33:59.280 So after he had broken up with his wife and no longer dating Nick's wife or whatever they

01:34:05.820 were doing, he was on a show with this guy, Gino Bisconte.

01:34:08.860 Oh, yeah.

01:34:09.160 I know.

01:34:09.280 And he decided to send a nude pic of Kayla to Gino live on the show.

01:34:14.720 And he goes, your boy didn't do too bad, huh?

01:34:17.400 What do you think about the tattoo on the boob or whatever they said?

01:34:20.500 And so they pressed charges for revenge porn.

01:34:24.060 Yeah.

01:34:24.380 And that's a felony.

01:34:27.120 Whoops.

01:34:28.020 Whoopsie.

01:34:28.540 And what's crazy is that Aaron didn't take a deal.

01:34:31.000 They actually have a trial date set.

01:34:35.440 Which I've unheard of.

01:34:37.020 Wow. 1.00

01:34:37.380 He doesn't go to trial anymore for shit. 1.00

01:34:38.700 That's crazy. 1.00

01:34:39.540 This guy's just stacking L's.

01:34:41.760 Well, he's supposed to have this boxing match.

01:34:45.240 He was talking about it for a while.

01:34:47.240 February 22nd, his gym is bringing a bunch of people in, or maybe they're doing it at

01:34:52.660 another location.

01:34:54.040 But a bunch of the guys who all box at this gym are going to be boxing other opponents

01:34:57.660 on February 22nd.

01:34:59.240 And so they start talking about that.

01:35:00.680 And listen to Aaron in the background.

01:35:01.960 He's trying to scream something, and he keeps repeating it to make sure it gets heard.

01:35:05.540 He's going to be at the event next Saturday night.

01:35:07.640 I said he's going to be there.

01:35:08.740 Oh, that's right.

01:35:09.460 It's next Saturday.

01:35:10.060 Oh, that Mr. Jim.

01:35:10.940 Maybe safe sports.

01:35:12.220 We have a home show.

01:35:13.100 We have a home show.

01:35:14.080 Hey, there's a boxy.

01:35:15.600 There's a hundred people watching this.

01:35:17.600 There's stuff done by Friday.

01:35:19.040 Well, that's good.

01:35:19.680 Yeah.

01:35:19.920 Next Saturday night, team three.

01:35:22.600 I got a team from Sioux Falls, South Dakota.

01:35:24.480 They got three boxers.

01:35:25.860 Bargo, North Dakota coming down.

01:35:27.920 What was he doing right there?

01:35:29.240 He walks back to the heavy bag and just starts touching it a little bit. 0.99

01:35:32.420 This is my heavy bag, but he was yelling if safe sport gets their shit together, whatever 0.99

01:35:39.300 he was saying. 0.99

01:35:40.240 So he's still suspended.

01:35:41.960 He can't box on February 22nd and he's going, yeah, but probably by Friday, we'll get it

01:35:46.520 figured out that I'll be right in the ring, ready to box.

01:35:49.980 Can't keep his mouth shut.

01:35:51.160 Yeah.

01:35:51.340 It's not going to happen.

01:35:52.320 It's not just admit you're not boxing on February 22nd because you're under investigation

01:35:57.320 still.

01:35:57.760 He's also got body language as if he doesn't really want to fight.

01:36:01.320 I don't know if you guys picked that up.

01:36:02.480 He's like, eh, you know, if it's a, right.

01:36:06.540 Watch this again.

01:36:07.640 This is funny.

01:36:09.100 Good people watch that.

01:36:10.320 A hundred people.

01:36:11.120 Well, that's right.

01:36:11.740 Next Saturday night, team three.

01:36:14.500 I got a team from Sioux Falls, South Dakota.

01:36:16.400 They got three boxers.

01:36:17.820 Bargo, North Dakota coming down.

01:36:19.920 I think he's going to give it a hug.

01:36:21.160 So he's got the leg.

01:36:22.100 That's all he wants.

01:36:22.900 He's the only one who gets me heavy bag.

01:36:25.600 Well, he had the leg thing going on, right?

01:36:27.080 As he said, he's like, well, if we get it cleared up, the leg thing, that's like a little

01:36:29.880 bit unsure.

01:36:30.480 Then he goes over to the bag to show you that I could still, I could punch, you know, I'm

01:36:33.800 a, I'm a punt.

01:36:34.860 I was like, he, I don't know.

01:36:36.280 Maybe his opponent lined up for that, that fight or whatever is, you know, he knows the

01:36:40.080 guy, he doesn't want to fight this guy.

01:36:42.320 That's just what I'm getting from him there.

01:36:44.420 Yeah.

01:36:44.720 I don't think he's ready.

01:36:45.660 I don't think he's prepared for that.

01:36:46.900 He's got a lot of other worries at his life.

01:36:48.920 Well, so that happened Friday morning.

01:36:51.440 So this clip, doom put this clip up.

01:36:53.780 And so Friday morning, he's so excited.

01:36:56.720 He comes on his show.

01:36:57.660 This is yesterday.

01:36:59.060 And just immediately is screaming about this, a major victory.

01:37:04.280 There's probably going to be a lot of people crying and whining today, but that's okay.

01:37:10.060 That's okay.

01:37:11.920 I see.

01:37:12.760 This is what happens when you follow someone's personal life.

01:37:15.540 Like a stalker, you just get mad.

01:37:20.220 Don't do it.

01:37:21.080 Like I, I've said it before.

01:37:22.780 I'll say it again.

01:37:24.700 If you don't want to see me smile and laugh and having a good time, I wouldn't recommend

01:37:29.200 watching my life.

01:37:31.440 If you want to be miserable and you want to be angry, keep doing what you're doing somewhere 0.99

01:37:36.080 else and you'll be better off.

01:37:39.240 So smug and unlikable when he thinks he's gotten over on the people who don't like him.

01:37:43.980 And usually all the other times.

01:37:47.060 It's crazy to me.

01:37:48.260 I always wonder if he watches this back at all.

01:37:52.360 Like, what would he think if someone's just going through and finding his show for the 0.93

01:37:56.100 first time and he's just out there going, man, I fucking am crushing it. 0.51

01:38:00.200 And all these haters are crying right now because they just can't take how amazing I am. 0.87

01:38:03.660 Just so good. 0.99

01:38:04.620 Must suck to be you guys. 0.99

01:38:06.400 I'm killing it over here. 0.99

01:38:07.300 Look at my, look how much hair I have left on my head, bro.

01:38:09.440 So much better than it's like, at what point do you, do you consider cutting that all

01:38:13.540 off?

01:38:14.000 Cause that's like, that's getting bad.

01:38:16.020 It's almost to the back of your head, bro.

01:38:18.100 Yeah.

01:38:18.540 It's not a good look.

01:38:19.820 And he used to have it.

01:38:21.000 So he would pull it out.

01:38:22.700 People call it the spider.

01:38:23.980 Cause he would try to like cover up the bald spots with the hair.

01:38:27.480 That didn't look good either.

01:38:29.180 He's struggling.

01:38:30.060 Do you think you can take this guy in a fight?

01:38:31.660 Is that why you guys said, yeah, come down?

01:38:33.000 No, I definitely don't.

01:38:34.640 I don't box.

01:38:35.800 He boxes on Thursdays.

01:38:37.220 I don't box ever.

01:38:38.180 So I don't think I could take him in a fight.

01:38:40.000 I do think that five of us would beat him at the same time.

01:38:44.280 At the same time.

01:38:45.120 No, no.

01:38:45.320 He wanted to go three rounds with each of us for three minutes each round.

01:38:49.780 So 15, he was going to go 15 rounds.

01:38:52.060 It's crazy.

01:38:52.600 Against five people.

01:38:53.340 Now I wouldn't want to go first, but I'm pretty sure by the third or fourth guy, Aaron's going

01:38:59.480 to be a little bit winded.

01:39:00.800 Then finally Ray DeVito just pushes him over.

01:39:06.320 So the internet is forcing Aaron to get his gym and the gym owner involved in all of this

01:39:13.580 trolling.

01:39:14.700 Like he's actively getting them involved in all of this trolling.

01:39:18.080 And he thinks that he's winning.

01:39:20.700 He thinks this is going well.

01:39:22.700 That's a horrible decision that he's made.

01:39:25.700 Yeah.

01:39:26.060 It's the definition of trolling.

01:39:27.720 It's the Andy Kaufman definition.

01:39:28.760 It's when you make somebody an unwilling participant in your play and you're playing

01:39:32.660 in their play, Aaron, but keep going.

01:39:35.120 This is a lot of fun.

01:39:36.280 He's making it very clear how sensitive he is, especially because of how excited he is.

01:39:40.340 He thinks he got this W.

01:39:42.000 Right.

01:39:42.460 It's also a really bad look.

01:39:44.080 Yeah.

01:39:44.300 It's insight into how he thinks.

01:39:46.020 Correct.

01:39:47.160 All right.

01:39:47.660 So this goes on where, and this is something that drives all of us crazy.

01:39:51.380 Toplof says that Aaron will say that he sees things, especially like in discord servers

01:39:57.000 or on Twitter and he'll say, Oh my gosh, everyone is saying this thing or that thing, but he

01:40:01.720 never shows a screenshot.

01:40:02.740 He never proves it.

01:40:04.560 He just says that that's what's happening.

01:40:06.340 And then we're all just supposed to believe it.

01:40:08.680 Yeah.

01:40:08.940 Patrick says Scott's recording was so cringe.

01:40:11.460 Oh buddy. 0.99

01:40:12.200 I saw, I got sent the discord clips, boy, where they triggered into a goddamn forest 0.99

01:40:17.800 fire. 0.98

01:40:18.860 I will say this doom is an honest reporter.

01:40:21.600 Doom clipped the thing.

01:40:23.340 Um, this is why guys I told you, don't wrap yourself up in my life.

01:40:28.220 Don't make my life, your life.

01:40:29.820 Don't live vicariously through me.

01:40:31.540 If you hate me, if you like me, you'll smile a lot.

01:40:34.180 You'll laugh.

01:40:34.620 You'll have fun.

01:40:35.120 They were triggered into a forest fire.

01:40:39.120 I just, can you show me one example of someone who was triggered in this discord server?

01:40:43.800 Can you pick another analogy? 1.00

01:40:45.440 I mean, yeah, it's kind of stupid. 0.99

01:40:47.460 It seemed like a cry for help guys. 0.99

01:40:49.020 I feel he was like, please, please, please stop looking into me and my life.

01:40:54.960 It's not going well for me.

01:40:56.920 Right.

01:40:57.440 He's just like, guys, I mean, I proved that this is a bad decision.

01:41:00.360 So stop doing that.

01:41:01.280 Right.

01:41:01.640 Can you please stop doing that?

01:41:03.140 Like, no, no, you're going to get this way more now.

01:41:05.120 That's the only thing that can happen from this. 1.00

01:41:07.300 And then he makes up this shit. 1.00

01:41:09.000 Like, this is the thing about Aaron that he thinks we're all stupid and we can't see through what he did. 1.00

01:41:16.080 Literally, all I did was exercise and box and do my thing. 0.99

01:41:20.360 No, no, literally what you did was you got in cahoots with Coach Scott to record a video that you knew a clipper would clip so that we could all watch.

01:41:29.580 And I triggered a lot of people.

01:41:31.920 I mean, steel toed or it was full blown AIDS.

01:41:34.140 It was Aaron M. Holt derangement syndrome.

01:41:37.000 I mean, can you believe that?

01:41:38.740 All I did was just show up and punch a heavy bag and everyone's upset that I beat them.

01:41:44.880 Who do you think you're fooling with this? 0.89

01:41:46.520 We all just saw what happened.

01:41:47.700 It looks like you extorted an old man to do a TikTok video. 0.97

01:41:51.320 I saw Coach Scott go, is there anything else you want me to say?

01:41:54.860 Literally, he said that.

01:41:57.100 But, nope, this is killing everyone.

01:42:00.880 Now, this is where Doom has to admit that maybe he's on the wrong side of the history and he's backing the wrong people.

01:42:07.300 Your people that run that Discord Doom, they were saying, listen to this.

01:42:15.020 Talk about honesty.

01:42:16.420 I always tell you guys, I tell it to you straight.

01:42:18.940 People who don't like steel toe, they're the dishonest ones.

01:42:21.940 They don't like when I point that out. 0.98

01:42:24.220 It's so odd that he could say shit like this with a straight face when all I'm doing is showing you exactly what happened. 0.94

01:42:30.700 Oh, you're playing the clip, aren't you? 0.99

01:42:31.680 Yeah, that's all we're doing.

01:42:32.900 And then he's just like, these guys are all lying.

01:42:35.040 Okay, show me the Discord that you're talking about.

01:42:37.480 But in their Discord last night, they were advocating, hey, nobody clipped Scott saying really nice things about Aaron.

01:42:45.460 And they were dead serious about it, too.

01:42:47.440 Were they?

01:42:48.180 Nobody clipped Scott saying nice things about Aaron.

01:42:51.440 Only clipped the bad stuff.

01:42:54.560 Boom.

01:42:55.200 That's the ultimate win for the toe.

01:42:57.260 That's the nuke.

01:42:58.260 It's over, Johnny.

01:42:59.940 Did he just mute himself?

01:43:02.360 Oh, no.

01:43:02.880 The clipper who clipped this takes the F words out. 0.51

01:43:06.580 Gotcha.

01:43:07.080 Because I see him press a button and then the F word is out.

01:43:10.040 Let me ask you a question.

01:43:11.500 Has there been anybody that has come across your radar?

01:43:14.720 Because it seems like these people, every time I come on this show or on stage with you,

01:43:18.660 I'm looking at people who are tailored for the dabbleverse and for what you guys do.

01:43:24.180 Has anybody created a podcast in order to get your attention and sort of done it this way?

01:43:29.720 Because it almost feels like he's asking for your attention, this guy.

01:43:33.100 Yes, he is.

01:43:34.780 Ever since.

01:43:35.320 So Stuttering John's been on a hiatus since the new year.

01:43:39.500 He's doing cameos.

01:43:40.320 I'll have a new cameo if we get to it.

01:43:41.880 I also have some really interesting news about John.

01:43:43.380 And it seems like Aaron is really pushed to be the new person that everyone focuses on.

01:43:49.460 And Opie has, too. 0.94

01:43:51.420 Opie's been making a fool of himself for the last six weeks. 0.96

01:43:54.980 He's baiting us. 0.99

01:43:55.380 Yes, he's baiting us.

01:43:57.160 They're dancing for your pleasure is what it feels like.

01:43:59.300 Yeah, right?

01:43:59.500 It's wild that they do this.

01:44:01.140 But, again, he goes, yeah, in this Discord server, they were saying nobody clipped the part where Scott was saying nice things.

01:44:08.100 Like, who said that?

01:44:09.540 What did they say? 1.00

01:44:10.620 Even if you don't have the screenshot, let's say he's too stupid to know how to get a screenshot. 1.00

01:44:14.200 Write it down. 0.99

01:44:15.520 Read me the username and what they wrote.

01:44:17.720 And then the responses to that.

01:44:19.680 Him just saying this tells me it's definitely not true.

01:44:22.220 Because even if it was remotely true, it's going through the Aaron filter, which is going to change everything.

01:44:29.640 Where an L comes out a W.

01:44:30.820 Right.

01:44:31.380 Yes.

01:44:31.760 We just saw him think that he's winning for the week when he's creating a big problem, I think, for himself.

01:44:37.940 I hope not.

01:44:38.560 But I think he really is causing some problems for him and his gym.

01:44:42.900 So this is him talking about.

01:44:44.300 So on the show that I do, This Little Piggy, that's all about Aaron M. Holt and Steel Toe, my co-hosts are Patrick Melton and Moody.

01:44:53.540 So he's talking about those two here.

01:44:55.840 All I did was go to the gym and get some exercise.

01:44:58.100 Oh.

01:44:58.820 Oh.

01:44:59.560 I went to the gym and got some exercise.

01:45:01.880 That's why you're mad.

01:45:04.260 You can do it, too.

01:45:05.340 One foot in front of the other.

01:45:06.500 You're going to have to do this really scary thing, though.

01:45:08.960 You're going to have to open the door and go outside.

01:45:11.360 It's not that bad.

01:45:12.300 There's no sandworms.

01:45:13.340 All your friends on Discord have been lying to you.

01:45:16.300 But that's very dishonest, I got to say.

01:45:19.640 Pretty dishonest.

01:45:20.780 All right.

01:45:21.380 While he's saying this part right here, and I hate when he acts like he's the only one who goes outside and does stuff. 0.98

01:45:26.700 It's so fucking obnoxious. 0.97

01:45:28.300 You're not that special, Aaron. 0.99

01:45:29.600 But watch how he's staring down at his keyboard and fidgeting with it as what I think he's doing is lying.

01:45:35.980 All your friends on Discord have been lying to you.

01:45:39.040 But that's very dishonest, I got to say.

01:45:41.600 I'm pretty dishonest of the Patrick crowd and all the moody crowd and all them.

01:45:47.220 Don't clip the nice things they said about Aaron, please.

01:45:49.880 It'll ruin my illusion.

01:45:51.140 I think I know what he's lying about.

01:45:54.800 He's lying about, I know these people because I've, well, I don't go anymore, but I did boxing for, since I was 16 or something like that.

01:46:04.960 And then I was in an MMA gym for a really long time.

01:46:08.560 And there's people who come through that are either casuals, but there's also people that come through and stay there for a long time and never really progress, never get better.

01:46:15.220 But they never fuck with the guys that are actually good and doing stuff.

01:46:19.120 There's either people that are competing or people that are really good and take it serious. 0.79

01:46:23.360 I know this guy.

01:46:25.220 So when he says he goes to the boxing gym, he goes.

01:46:28.680 But if you go there and you ask his peers about him, they'll tell you he's not serious. 0.94

01:46:34.340 So when he's telling you, oh, go out to the boxing gym, and then he shifts his keyboard, this kind of thing, he's like, I wonder if they know that I'm just fucking around over here. 0.73

01:46:43.680 You know what I mean? 0.86

01:46:44.620 Right.

01:46:44.940 And now he's melding the two, his show and the boxing gym.

01:46:48.160 We're seeing other characters at the gym now.

01:46:50.200 Bad idea.

01:46:50.780 As well in these videos, which is a really bad idea.

01:46:53.400 It's only a matter of time before he gets exposed as like, this guy's not serious here.

01:46:58.060 Like we don't.

01:46:59.020 Yeah.

01:46:59.460 Yeah.

01:46:59.900 They might like him, but.

01:47:01.300 You're right.

01:47:01.800 He's 38 years old.

01:47:02.920 His record is 0-2.

01:47:04.820 And he was TKO'd in the first round against a teenager.

01:47:07.680 Yeah.

01:47:07.900 You shouldn't be fighting.

01:47:09.560 Right.

01:47:10.300 At that age, it's like, maybe you go and you train, and that's cool.

01:47:13.660 Like a lot of people go and train, and they take it serious.

01:47:15.640 You get in shape.

01:47:16.200 But like when you start stepping in the ring, it's a whole nother thing.

01:47:18.900 And you start to think things about yourself that are, it's a dangerous game, but whatever.

01:47:23.800 We're watching CTE and play right here.

01:47:25.420 It's beautiful.

01:47:26.520 Yes.

01:47:27.320 And he just said that Moody and Patrick were in the Discord freaking out about this ruining the illusion that they've created.

01:47:34.580 Patrick, you know, those guys were in Atlantic City last week.

01:47:38.240 Patrick came back earlier this week.

01:47:41.140 Hadn't really done any shows.

01:47:42.820 I was talking to him yesterday.

01:47:44.040 He goes, I haven't been following Aaron this week.

01:47:46.280 I've, you know, wife is busy right now.

01:47:48.160 So I wasn't even paying attention.

01:47:50.020 And he's acting like I'm in a Discord freaking out about something. 0.99

01:47:52.900 It's like, he just makes this shit up. 0.99

01:47:54.920 And he throws up names. 1.00

01:47:56.020 Patrick freaking out about anything.

01:47:57.580 No, no. 1.00

01:47:58.160 It's not in his nature to be like, fuck. 1.00

01:48:01.040 He's fucking everything off. 1.00

01:48:02.220 I can't believe it. 0.99

01:48:03.780 Moody.

01:48:04.960 So this is where Aaron just is so punchable.

01:48:09.360 All right.

01:48:09.700 That's all I want to do.

01:48:10.680 I don't want to be braggy guy or anything like that.

01:48:12.820 I already set these people off. 0.99

01:48:14.280 They're insane. 0.85

01:48:14.860 They're talking about going out. 0.65

01:48:16.520 We got to go after Scott.

01:48:18.160 We have to go after his gym. 1.00

01:48:20.080 You can't do shit. 1.00

01:48:22.240 Stop it. 1.00

01:48:23.020 Why would you do that?

01:48:23.760 You lost.

01:48:24.320 Lose like a man. 0.99

01:48:25.540 Grow up, kiddo. 0.97

01:48:27.260 Don't make me be your daddy again.

01:48:30.080 Win like a man. 1.00

01:48:30.860 Lose like a man. 0.99

01:48:31.540 This is God telling you, do something else.

01:48:34.280 Be more productive.

01:48:35.960 Don't be so sad.

01:48:38.300 He's literally picking a fight with hundreds, if not thousands of people.

01:48:42.380 And he's putting his gym in front of him.

01:48:45.360 Why would he do that?

01:48:46.660 That's, if I was Scott, I'd be furious about this. 0.99

01:48:50.200 What the fuck is wrong with this guy? 0.98

01:48:51.680 I'm just thinking about how he got hooked up with Rakeda and how Rakeda eventually like 1.00

01:48:55.440 swindled into fucking his wife. 0.99

01:48:58.020 And it's like, he's a, yeah, he's a mark. 1.00

01:49:00.140 You're a clear mark, dude.

01:49:01.320 Yes.

01:49:02.000 He is a mark.

01:49:02.760 Look at this guy.

01:49:03.880 Look at this goober.

01:49:06.060 That right there is a mark for sure. 1.00

01:49:08.580 That's the face of a guy who will let you fuck his wife for sure. 1.00

01:49:12.480 Well, can I fuck your wife? 1.00

01:49:14.560 Like, nah, bro. 1.00

01:49:15.480 That's not the deal.

01:49:16.680 You can lick this up though.

01:49:19.520 That's so mean.

01:49:21.560 I'm sorry, Aaron. 1.00

01:49:22.160 You can lick his tits when I'm done with him. 1.00

01:49:25.960 So he literally just said, you guys can't do anything to the gym. 1.00

01:49:31.700 And then he doubles down on that.

01:49:34.680 Poor Scott.

01:49:35.400 Can't believe you brought him into this.

01:49:37.280 These aren't 13-year-old boys.

01:49:39.300 These are allegedly grown men.

01:49:41.060 They're like, Scott asked for this.

01:49:42.880 You brought him into.

01:49:43.640 Brought him into what?

01:49:44.460 You guys send in a couple emails and phone calls.

01:49:47.220 Guys, you've done your worst.

01:49:49.040 You've unloaded the mag.

01:49:50.720 And we went like this.

01:49:54.920 Back to work.

01:49:56.780 And I know.

01:49:57.660 Look, man.

01:49:58.560 You can admit defeat now.

01:50:01.700 Or you can just go, you brought him into the chair.

01:50:04.600 And he's fair game.

01:50:05.900 He asked for it.

01:50:07.300 Did he?

01:50:08.000 You started the whole thing.

01:50:11.200 You started the whole thing.

01:50:12.800 And now you're going, hey, he asked for it.

01:50:14.540 You don't understand because you stay in an echo chamber.

01:50:17.760 This sounds like a tantrum.

01:50:19.940 Do we need to put you in the corner? 1.00

01:50:23.080 Again, the thing that Aaron does, it's so obnoxious, is he sits there.

01:50:28.660 And he does an impression of the people he doesn't like. 1.00

01:50:30.340 And he goes, you sound like an idiot. 1.00

01:50:31.460 It's like, no, that was you, Aaron. 1.00

01:50:33.380 You were the one just doing that, you moron. 1.00

01:50:35.520 One day somebody's going to do like a full psychological breakdown. 0.99

01:50:38.900 Not just on Aaron, but on the fact that I think where we went wrong, maybe sure, the technology of like microphones or recording at home or even serious radio or people broadcasting solo to themselves or to a perceived audience.

01:50:53.280 America will look back after many years and go, this is where we went wrong in society.

01:50:58.620 Because we're getting like unfiltered thoughts from somebody who probably wasn't insane before, but has made decision after decision after decision that got him right to where I'm watching him now.

01:51:10.000 And I'm keenly aware this could be me as well, as I've decided to do this somewhat for a living.

01:51:14.760 It's alarming, disturbing, but I think we should really watch ourselves as Americans.

01:51:21.580 Well, yeah, you wouldn't make so many bad decisions like Aaron is doing.

01:51:26.120 And he just said, guys, I didn't start this.

01:51:29.160 You guys started this.

01:51:30.460 It's like, no, no, no.

01:51:30.960 You challenged all of us to a boxing match.

01:51:32.520 That's how all of this started. 0.98

01:51:34.140 No one gave a shit. 0.98

01:51:34.980 He used to talk about how he went to the gym and was boxing. 0.98

01:51:37.820 Whatever.

01:51:38.540 Who cares? 1.00

01:51:39.640 No one cared about that shit until you wanted to fight all of us and prove how tough you were. 1.00

01:51:43.520 So this is a review that already came in for the gym. 1.00

01:51:47.820 Oh, no.

01:51:48.680 It says, new to the area, I stopped by a few weeks ago with my buddies Gino and Nick on a Thursday just to check it out.

01:51:54.700 It's a solid gym that we were thinking about joining.

01:51:57.120 The owner, Scott, seemed to be fired up.

01:51:59.200 He was yelling at his middle-aged, balding, and extremely out-of-shape guy for being suspended from the boxing gym.

01:52:05.300 Supposedly, he was kicked out for beating up multiple women.

01:52:08.940 The chubby guy kept insisting that onions were the reason.

01:52:11.260 I don't know why a vegetable would have anything to do with it, but I digress.

01:52:14.700 My goal is to join the gym after my toe heels. 0.99

01:52:19.280 So, I mean, this is the kind of shit. 0.99

01:52:21.200 That's whatever. 0.99

01:52:22.480 I don't even know what the gym is.

01:52:23.980 I wouldn't encourage people to give reviews and things like that.

01:52:27.760 But this is what he's inviting, and he's literally asking for it.

01:52:31.620 He's like, oh, you guys have already done your worst.

01:52:34.100 What else can you possibly do?

01:52:35.800 It's like, why would you say that?

01:52:38.400 Don't say that.

01:52:38.900 It's just like some 60-year-old retired cop whose dream it was to get a gym and open it up and just train a couple of boxers that might have some sort of success, and now he's tied up in some online dabble-verse scandal.

01:52:51.540 It's hilarious.

01:52:52.320 And, you know, this is what Aaron does to people, and I guarantee you, because I've seen the videos of Aaron saying, I never should have gotten April into this.

01:53:02.120 I didn't realize I can handle it, but she couldn't. 0.91

01:53:05.060 We're going to see fast forward a few months with him going, yeah, I never should have gotten Scott involved in all of this shit, and it's my fault for thinking it was not a big deal. 0.97

01:53:13.880 He's going to regret this. 0.97

01:53:15.020 Yeah, maybe there, listen, if I could reach out to the dabble-verse of the people that listen to this, maybe there's a way to continue to shit on Aaron but rehabilitate Scott. 0.96

01:53:25.120 Help him out, man.

01:53:26.240 There's got to be a way to make his gym succeed in spite of, because I don't think he has an idea of what this guy is really doing in the severity of, like, the online world.

01:53:36.020 This guy, he probably has a flip phone still.

01:53:37.940 I feel for him.

01:53:38.540 Right, yeah, no, he definitely does not know what Aaron is doing to him, or else he'd be pretty pissed off, but we'll see what happens with that.

01:53:46.240 We'll keep an eye on it.

01:53:47.260 I don't like to talk about Steel Toe on this show all that often, but I just thought that that was such an important moment in the Steel Toe arc.

01:53:55.360 We're going to be talking about this one for a while, because we're going to see the domino effect from him getting his gym involved and getting his personal life involved,

01:54:03.880 and then telling the haters, yeah, good luck trying to go after me with my personal life.

01:54:08.080 See what happens?

01:54:08.820 I totally crush you guys.

01:54:10.080 It's like, oh, Jesus.

01:54:11.400 Another quick question.

01:54:12.240 Does this guy have another job?

01:54:13.920 6 to 10 a.m. is a long time in the middle of the day almost.

01:54:19.060 No, his job is podcasting.

01:54:21.560 This is rough.

01:54:22.620 This is a rough one.

01:54:23.560 Okay.

01:54:24.360 All right.

01:54:25.420 I'm a fan.

01:54:25.940 I'm a fan, Aaron.

01:54:27.420 All right, yeah, you might get a job offer from Top at a certain point.

01:54:32.000 So I'm going to make a decision right here, because we're almost two hours into the show.

01:54:36.740 Wow.

01:54:37.540 And I have a whole That Reality Show section.

01:54:41.160 I'm going to save it for Wednesday.

01:54:42.380 Okay.

01:54:42.780 Because it's totally evergreen.

01:54:44.980 It's fantastic.

01:54:46.540 It's the episode after the one that we recently reviewed.

01:54:49.920 So it's from September of 2023.

01:54:53.680 So I'm going to save that.

01:54:55.240 I want to bring Cardiff on the show.

01:54:57.180 What's up, Cardiff?

01:54:58.140 Oh, what's up, man?

01:55:00.980 Top Lobster.

01:55:01.740 What's happening?

01:55:02.720 Nothing much.

01:55:03.400 Good to see you again.

01:55:04.440 I love it in potato form this time.

01:55:05.960 I love it.

01:55:06.260 I look a little different, don't I?

01:55:08.560 Kind of the same, actually.

01:55:09.780 It's like when an owner buys a dog that looks like him.

01:55:13.300 It's kind of.

01:55:14.620 Oh.

01:55:15.860 That's insulting.

01:55:17.320 It's hilarious.

01:55:19.280 All right.

01:55:19.760 Let's talk about Sutter and Jatter real quick.

01:55:21.320 Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-bug-s. 1.00

01:55:26.400 Can I get a little sympathy? 1.00

01:55:29.360 Because I got a bloody ass. 1.00

01:55:32.740 I'm bleeding generously. 1.00

01:55:35.620 Because I got a bloody ass. 0.99

01:55:37.640 so Art Vandele on X sent this to me he got another stuttering John cameo now top what 0.99

01:55:46.040 happened with John was he decided to quit the dabble verse he was doing shows every day all

01:55:52.520 the way up to December 31st I did a couple shows we got really drunk and stayed on for four or five

01:55:58.040 hours taking super chats and stuff and then said I'm done I'm all done I'm not doing the show

01:56:03.320 anymore now he's come back one time well twice since then to do some YouTube shows because he

01:56:09.020 thought he had some interesting content but he hasn't really done anything but he went on cameo

01:56:14.240 and so he thought he was gonna make his money on cameo because he was reading like two dollar and

01:56:20.000 five dollar insults for a living it's like what if I start reading fifty dollar insults that would

01:56:25.700 you know 10x my income if I did that and so he did cameo for a while it was 50 bucks and then it was

01:56:32.720 40 bucks and then he was off now he's back and now it's 56 bucks because it's 70 dollars but 20% off

01:56:41.180 Valentine's Day sale Carl yeah he keeps playing with these numbers and percentages trying to figure out

01:56:47.660 what the right amount is going out of business sale will he say anything

01:56:51.980 um well okay I'm going to show you an example this one is a new one that came and I saw that you guys

01:56:58.520 covered this on be dabbling live this morning I thought I had an exclusive but I guess I stole

01:57:03.140 it from your inbox yeah I guess so uh but this is the latest cameo from our buddy stuttering John

01:57:11.060 Melendez in my New York gear I got my Giants football hat and I got my Yankees uh the muscle team

01:57:31.520 okay so here's Carl in his green hoodie yeah I know his green hoodie it's like he points out the

01:57:38.180 stuff that we can all observe and he has he he shows up with nothing I I heard uh El Horrible talk

01:57:45.260 about it this morning he used to do cameo or still does baby and he would say like yeah if he started

01:57:49.780 out and it sucked he would stop and start over again yeah this isn't live yeah right it's not live

01:57:55.240 you could just like oh that didn't go very well didn't even know what I was talking about maybe I

01:57:59.100 could start this over but no John does not have that thought also I want to point out because

01:58:04.880 I mean you you live in Florida top I have a house down in Florida these guys who have to show you 0.89

01:58:11.520 they're from fucking New York like with head to toe like I'm like okay we get it you're from New York 0.97

01:58:18.180 I'm embarrassed that I'm from New York in Florida people obviously my accent they're like you're from 0.99

01:58:22.520 New York I'm like sorry I'm not right yeah yeah like you live there now John you don't have to do that

01:58:27.780 but okay uh I'm glad that you're a huge fan and I'm glad you're a fan of the Stern show as as your

01:58:35.620 dad is and this is from Arthur for Valentine's Day what was says his name is Art so the other thing

01:58:44.300 that John does like you've used cameo before top you're familiar with it yeah you get not a lot of

01:58:50.520 characters maybe a hundred characters or something to put in a hey can you send a message to so-and-so

01:58:55.940 it's our anniversary he's really into this or that you know you just throw some bullet points

01:59:01.140 together so that the guy has something to talk about John just goes so I see that you're a fan

01:59:06.200 of me and you're a fan of the Howard Stern show and he'll just like reads what the person wrote to him

01:59:11.060 instead of turning that into the content that he's giving back to it yeah okay I love that you liked when

01:59:18.560 I uh did my crying routine at the um at the at the Virgin Mary house I love that you liked 0.67

01:59:26.280 did he he filmed this in a fucking wind tunnel yeah right he's got the air conditioning probably 0.89

01:59:32.380 blasting in his car no it's a 2012 Mercedes c-class so this is hilarious because the people who are 0.98

01:59:40.900 trolling him will try to boost him up and be like dude when you did that bit on the Howard Stern show man

01:59:45.020 that was so good and so John falls for it and watch he acts it out again as if like force he does as

01:59:51.620 if you're just like oh I just wish you could recreate that magic so check this out

01:59:55.640 anyway uh that was it remember that band Howard Stern I pretended to cry

02:00:07.760 what a little something like this I would have even if fog up your window and draw the Mary in 0.97

02:00:14.100 your window do something just to replicate the moment didn't he have lines I remember that bit

02:00:19.400 didn't he have lines and stuff he did more than just cry I don't remember I remember more of them

02:00:25.400 outside you know the the live remote of that event but again it was 26 years ago it was more than

02:00:31.920 that probably yeah I wonder what the guy that walked behind him was thinking did you see that guy

02:00:35.860 he looked in the car he's like what the fuck is gonna whatever oh John handicap spot 0.98

02:00:39.900 nope you belong 0.96

02:00:41.660 that was a good bit I know you love the channel nine show and I loved doing that show it was a lot

02:00:50.680 of fun and uh brilliant insight he liked that one bit you did and he liked the channel nine show

02:00:56.680 I know you like that bit I did I know you like the channel nine show you like me I like me

02:01:01.000 well bar seems like a good guy hopefully one day you and him will become uh husband and wife as

02:01:12.720 they say nowadays nowadays nowadays nowadays they say husband and wife what do they used to say

02:01:21.240 what is he talking about he really has nothing

02:01:25.000 what I just realized for a second in his head he was like am I misgendering

02:01:52.960 so dd is dd and he just had like a he had a mini stroke yes maybe I can't say husband oh well go

02:02:01.860 for it John yeah you're right he was trying to think of what's the gender neutral terminology and 0.91

02:02:08.520 you fucking screwed up so partner and partner hey and um if I'm ever performing in your area 0.98

02:02:20.520 uh vip tickets on me all right this is stuttering John saying good game yeah I love John's promises 0.99

02:02:30.920 for vip tickets for anyone when he's performing in their area oh so why don't you take him up on that 0.72

02:02:36.320 he's never performing in anyone's area it's such an empty fucking thing I want everyone who sent 0.80

02:02:41.780 them a cameo request to send them send them a note now book a black box yeah 20 oh uh I know my buddy 0.97

02:02:49.100 Earl David Reed's planning on going to that show so you do have a black friend it's true I was making a 1.00

02:02:54.920 book a black box no he doesn't he's one of the good ones but uh so he's going to that show and I

02:03:07.700 should really tell him to just tell John he gave him a cameo once because John's like oh no he's not

02:03:12.140 doing that's what I mean doesn't have an accounting process anyone could cash in on yeah right exactly

02:03:15.980 they get the vip tickets for it oh imagine the panic that'd be great I only sold 14 I can't give

02:03:21.760 up to all right I have uh some breaking news I got a note from Ricky Melton Ricky Melton is the stand-up

02:03:32.660 comic that put John on the St. Pete's stand-up show that we reviewed on uh on this show we did a bunch

02:03:39.260 of it with Adam Bush this past Wednesday of course Uncle Rico show broke down the entire stand-up set

02:03:45.340 that John did and it's mostly the old stuff he was doing but then there was also a whole new chunk that

02:03:51.500 was straight out of his book that he just almost word for word took pages from his book and made a

02:03:57.200 part of his stand-up routine but Ricky Melton is the guy who put him on and gave him the chance to

02:04:02.180 guest spot because John was canceled from the charity show he was supposed to be hosting because too many

02:04:08.980 people called up and complained about him being a charity show oh no Chad do I took credit for it

02:04:14.720 yes so Ricky Melton who might come on the WATP this Wednesday but he sent me this note he told me I could

02:04:21.540 read it so this is fascinating I'm the guy who opened for uh I'm the guy John opened for in St. Pete I'm a

02:04:27.860 big fan of your show and embarrassed to admit a huge fan of the dabble verse I thought I would share a few

02:04:32.040 things about the St. Petersburg show from my perspective in case you were interested in an unbiased view

02:04:36.060 John was actually a super nice guy he showed up on time performed his agreed upon etc

02:04:41.180 one of the opening acts was a hefty gal and the chairs were less stellar just as I was getting on

02:04:49.040 stage her chair broke and she fell down everyone in the place including myself laughed at her 1.00

02:04:53.800 John was the only gentleman who genuinely concerned went over to her and helped her up

02:04:59.760 so John getting some points right there for being a good guy he says although attendance was low which

02:05:07.760 is why I booked John in the first place try to generate more interest or maybe in hopes that

02:05:11.460 trolls would actually get the gig canceled so I wouldn't think so I can get out of it it was not 11

02:05:16.480 people it was actually 43 I know that's not killing it by any means but that's on me not on John

02:05:23.020 he says I offered to pay John I've offered to pay John for John's beers and he surprisingly refused

02:05:29.980 he said he had them covered okay so these are all good things about John now let's get into some of

02:05:36.900 the stuff that is a little more interesting but hold on is is Ricky Melton kind of doing you ever watch

02:05:42.900 the producers yes is he like getting insurance on his gigs he's trying to sabotage his own show if

02:05:49.080 it's canceled well he said he I'll read it later but he books shows all over and he's trying to make a

02:05:55.200 living doing comedy and this is one of his worst shows he usually does better than this but he said 0.94

02:05:59.420 this place was a fucking dump so I think that's why he doesn't mind that I read this he doesn't care 0.97

02:06:03.720 about ever going back again he says uh John drank I'm gonna say about 20 beers in the two hours he was 1.00

02:06:10.600 there that's his main problem not that his act is groundbreaking by any means but he could get away

02:06:17.600 with the jokes if he would be sober during his set it would improve his timing etc and although the old

02:06:22.920 the jokes are old the audience would at least have a good time the sneeze now we played this on the

02:06:28.900 most recent WATP where we heard John go I'm gonna sneeze and then he sneezes and the audience was whoa

02:06:35.400 like there was a reaction from people and we've seen John sneeze on his show before we know what

02:06:41.080 happens when things are flying out of his face the sneeze was worse than you could even imagine

02:06:46.440 being outside and dark all around the stage lit up you could see every one of the million or so

02:06:52.920 snot particles fly through the fly through the air as people looked out in horror I still have

02:07:00.300 nightmares about it how is it not video of this that's amazing I know it's like a like SeaWorld

02:07:07.620 yeah it's like a Gallagher concert

02:07:10.380 the venue is called if I brewed the world was a real dump maybe the worst place I've ever been

02:07:19.940 in every chair in the joint was flimsy the stage was a shaky plywood there were no stairs to get up

02:07:26.420 and on up and down on the stage but yada yada yada not a good show um adding John to the show sold

02:07:34.040 exactly one ticket I'm assuming that was the guy who recorded the show more than I thought

02:07:39.560 once people realized who he was they were excited to meet him but he's no longer very marketable to

02:07:47.600 their crowds as far as I can tell John is a little crazy in the sense that he was telling everyone

02:07:53.060 about how Chad put a sign on his door uh Tapio Chad Zumach is I've heard the name yeah okay he's

02:08:00.380 uh another Florida comedian and he went to John's house while John was in St Pete's Jonathan Cape Coral

02:08:06.680 uh John was in St Pete's and he put a sign on his door what did the sign say Cardiff do you remember 0.99

02:08:12.500 pussy boy uh who has one whose son has a pussy yeah John John is a trans son okay so Chad put a 1.00

02:08:24.140 sign about because because everyone a pussy boy so Chad put a sign about how your your son has a pussy 1.00

02:08:28.820 and you call him a pussy boy anyway oh John was upset about that shit he has a trans son that's so sad 1.00

02:08:34.520 dude yeah him and Elon Musk I know we all feel bad for the son yes yeah uh nobody I mean nobody had a 1.00

02:08:44.060 clue who Chad was or what the dabble verse was we were all these were all victims they're all I'm

02:08:50.060 sorry these were all civilians excited to meet a celebrity but although John was nice to them

02:08:53.540 he blew the opportunity to connect because he only had one thing on his mind and that was making sure

02:08:58.820 everyone sided with him over this mysterious Chad that is so John I could see him just talking to

02:09:04.400 people just like you got it you got they put he put a sign you got to see this sign he put on my

02:09:07.880 so you you're on the Howard Stern show right you got you you know Artie you get to meet Artie

02:09:12.260 yeah you know it's like why are you talking about Chad Zubak to these people the show started at 8 p.m.

02:09:18.800 I wasn't confident John would show up I was excited to meet slash observe him but ultimately I didn't care

02:09:25.100 if he did or didn't at about 7 15 I received a call from him saying where are you I told him I was

02:09:29.840 at the venue and he said he was too it's a very small place and no patrons were there yet so I told

02:09:35.560 him he was in fact not at the venue he said I'm at three daughters brewing I responded by telling him

02:09:42.460 that I've never heard of that place the correct name of the venue is if I brewed the world as I

02:09:48.120 previously texted him and sent the address he accused me of trolling him until I got to the bottom of

02:09:53.500 it figured out three daughters was a place down the street I walked down to retrieve him and bring

02:09:57.220 him back how does somebody miss make a mistake like this this is the thing he's gone to the wrong

02:10:03.820 city for his own therapist yes how is that possible a guy sent you the name and the address you just go

02:10:10.600 to a different place and they complain that no one's there it's so weird uh he says opening acts are

02:10:18.700 important out of the 43 original patrons only about 20 remained by the time I hit the stage

02:10:23.580 some performers can kill a room especially when they spray the eyes with germs during their set

02:10:29.000 so it sounds like John walked a number of people during this set uh anyway I don't want to ramble I

02:10:36.080 just want to let you know that there were 43 not 11 we accused of having 11 people at the show I

02:10:39.920 think that annoyed him a little bit I enjoy the show very much although I'm not sure how interesting

02:10:45.160 I would be as a guest I'd always be welcome at the opportunity at any time I have a few good arty

02:10:48.700 stories about my time on the road with him and even a screech story or two so I will uh I'll get in touch

02:10:56.840 with Ricky Melton and I appreciate him sending this in to explain how this all went down so even when John

02:11:03.220 got a gig it was from a guy who's a fan of the dabble first I just wanted to observe the guy it's

02:11:09.100 incredible again we've always said if you embraced it the right way you could probably make some money

02:11:14.720 from it for sure all right we have a game to play top I'm gonna I'm gonna let you go after this but

02:11:21.100 first we have to play there's a brand new game that Cardiff has put together for us that is sweeping the

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02:11:43.860 version of our super viral band Super Bowl commercial 0.87

02:11:48.740 I also found out that Jenny is a slut so you know maybe Steve's heart got broken you know 1.00

02:12:01.820 also when I'm driving listening to the radio I like listening to uh bluegrass music I do a lot of it's 0.98

02:12:07.660 really good but a lot of it just gets too hokey like it is the subjects are just absolutely basic

02:12:14.040 like I was listening to this one new grass station and the singer went on and he went

02:12:18.540 well my wife ran off and left me yeehaw and my kids all ran away from home

02:12:25.980 woohoo and my dog ran down to the creek and he drowned himself and I don't know why

02:12:36.860 probably because you wouldn't give up your singing career there goober uh

02:12:39.900 let the let the singers from oh brother where art thou do their thing and uh leave me in audio

02:12:49.100 peace okay but uh I actually do like that kind of music but what I like is uh that was a real

02:12:55.940 Dennis Millerism right there you got that well that was a wild one I've never seen him do anything

02:13:01.940 like that before yo peace okay okay but uh I actually do like that kind of music what I like

02:13:08.820 is uh I've been in the airport in Nashville before and the announcements that they do over the PA system

02:13:13.700 they actually have country and western singers like renowned country and western singers uh record the

02:13:18.980 audio drops for him it's like welcome to Nashville airport and if you see a suspicious package please

02:13:25.780 notify any security official it's like you hear that okay it's charming but you know if your flight's

02:13:31.780 delayed you have to listen to that for a few hours it gets really uneasy like you're supposed to hear them

02:13:35.700 like like it's like the next thing they're going to say is what did Tom say next here are your choices 0.94

02:13:43.700 number one if you're an Arab terrorist get the hell out of this airport b please note that all terrorists 0.95

02:13:53.300 will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law next if you see someone with an alarm clock 0.98

02:14:00.980 with a bunch of wires sticking out of it say something

02:14:04.580 four remember folks if you're brown we pat down if you're white you're all right 1.00

02:14:16.740 and lastly please let us know if you have any explosives in your check bags it will make our

02:14:22.580 jobs easier two minutes okay I gotta say if it's number four I gotta give credit to Tom that would

02:14:30.820 actually be pretty funny that's the only funny one so it's not that yeah and number three is not

02:14:35.300 bad too actually uh I'm gonna go with lastly let us know if you have explosives in your checked bags

02:14:40.660 makes our job easier top what do you think buddy hmm I think uh if you're in yeah I think one if you're 0.97

02:14:50.420 an Arab terrorist get the hell out of this airport uh I think that because so he's being overly descriptive 0.99

02:14:56.980 if you're an Arab terrorist there's like a weird rejoinder there that's not necessary 0.99

02:15:01.140 get the hell he does out of this airport very overly descriptive it's something he would do 0.83

02:15:05.940 it doesn't really make sense so I'm gonna go with one yeah producer Chris what do you think I'm going

02:15:11.460 next you are going next okay let me just say I love the list of a one be next for lastly it's just

02:15:18.420 perfect it's a stuttering John thing

02:15:28.580 it's like welcome to Nashville airport and if you see a suspicious package please notify any security

02:15:36.420 official it's like you hear that okay it's charming but you know if your flight's delayed you have to

02:15:40.820 listen to that for a few hours it gets really uneasy like you're supposed to hear them like like

02:15:44.740 it's like it's like the next thing they're going to say is and if you're an Arab terrorist get the 0.94

02:15:50.900 hell out of this airport see nice holy well done I am uh but uh no I'm really I'm really digging 0.95

02:15:57.940 the band mini loco you know I love the uh I love the the drummer that's all for this time come back

02:16:04.980 next time to find out if you are hacky enough to play two minutes with Tom

02:16:14.020 hackmania.com promo code come

02:16:19.140 sit Eugene sit good dog

02:16:26.500 what does this mean about me i know congratulations

02:16:30.820 top lobster with the big victory today it's that rookie that rookie uh yeah a couple people in the

02:16:39.700 chat also had number one so your analysis was spot on dude once you said that yeah that makes a lot of

02:16:45.780 sense i feel like i know the guy like we've i've listened to him a handful of times maybe but i

02:16:50.500 understand how his brain works so or doesn't work in this manner right yes

02:16:54.980 yeah he that moved to canada's working out well for your dog he loves it okay free dog health care

02:17:09.940 here currently moved to canada when trump was elected really yes yes well it seems like they're

02:17:16.580 gonna suck you back in anyway so yeah it's bad timing on my part bad time it would have been a lot 0.94

02:17:22.580 less paperwork if you just went away to the few months oh well well uh top thanks again for coming 0.96

02:17:28.020 on the show man i really appreciate it i always love when you're on absolutely thank you for thanks

02:17:31.780 for having me man fantastic job i know you uh you do merch you host some podcasts please where can

02:17:38.580 people find you what should they be looking for sure uh top lobster on twitter if you appreciate some

02:17:43.540 of my shitposty work toplobster.com if you're looking for uh racist t-shirts but i i do host other

02:17:50.020 podcasts on there and it's a like a legitimate business don't tell the irs and uh tower gang if

02:17:56.340 you like uh other kind of comedy nephilim death squad if you're into more serious conversations about

02:18:02.020 the nephilim carl and uh yeah that's lean and of course uh uh um timeline cleanse i'm not on it but go 0.91

02:18:09.140 ahead and have my co-host fucking talk about bullshit if you want to thanks sir thanks for hosting me again 0.97

02:18:14.900 yeah buddy thanks so much for coming on uh we'll talk to you again soon absolutely bye guys nice to 0.99

02:18:19.860 talk to you again cardiff all right top lobster good gear

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