TopLobsta Reviews TLC on Who Are These Podcasts？
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This week on Who Are These Podcasts: Episode 597: Are You a Boner Guy? Oh, I was a boner guy. You know what? I miss penis. What are you talking about?
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I'd apologize, but I don't think you'd believe me.
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And we live in that sweet spot where your style and your words hit like a sledgehammer on the head of your favorite politician.
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So why play it safe when you can blow it up entirely?
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If you're too retarded to stop, and you're too real to worry about being liked by everybody,
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Go to TopLobster.com, grab a shirt, grab a hoodie, grab a sweater.
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Because if they hate you already, you might as well give them something spectacular to complain about.
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I'm going to have to share some unfortunate and gay news with you.
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Is it going to change your life by any stretch?
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By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck up.
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That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
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Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts.
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With me today, the dark-skinned man from Tower Gang and Niflum Death Squad.
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Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Timeline Cleanse.
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We've not discussed it with each other beforehand.
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This is a show hosted by David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.
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So again, thank you for inviting me back on, Carl.
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It's always a surprise that you would want to talk with me again.
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But that means that they just love this show, which I don't know why.
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So this guy, David Lee Corbo, he came across my radar a couple of years ago, and we were
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doing an episode of Tower Gang, which is the show that you know me from.
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We have this thing that we do in October that we call Cocktober.
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He makes Richard and Sal touch penises in the studio.
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Yeah, we only, we ask our fans to submit their penises to Toad specifically, who we reviewed
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So how it goes, it's a very funny bit because Toad then has to autistically study these penises,
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look at them, and describe them to us on the show in excruciating detail.
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I tell Toad, paint this dick with your mouth to us.
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And then we vote on a scale of one to scrumdiddlyumptious on who will win.
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David Lee Corbo was actually the first winner of this show.
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Also turns out to be my co-host on Nephilim Death Squad.
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But he really nailed the heart of what we were asking for.
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We weren't asking for flaccid, you know, non-enthusiastic poses.
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It's like, you know, one was a little too chubbed.
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So I asked him, I said, hey, do you want to do a Christian conspiracy show with me?
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It's a biblical Christian conspiracy show where we look at current events through the biblical lens.
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And it's been actually a really pretty big success.
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We're planning another live event that we're doing with possibly Sam Tripoli headline.
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And somewhere along the line there, he decided that, like everybody else does, I want to have another show.
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Which every so often, I'll pop in and I'll say, what is this about?
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And it's just a show where he watches black people fight, I guess.
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But the interesting thing that he's done here is he's taken my fan base.
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So he's taken my fan base of like 50,000 Twitter subscribers and then, you know, from everywhere else that I, everything else I do.
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There's inside jokes that go over and under my head while I'm doing my other show.
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And I wanted to review it here with you guys and see what you think about it.
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Well, I do have some thoughts on this gentleman and his show.
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And I want to show you why I think that first off.
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And you tell me, I was looking at his Rumble page, just trying to get a sense of what this show is supposed to be.
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Some black lady came on and she was saying that when white people say good morning, it's actually racist.
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And it's like a morning, but he screams it at the people.
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And the people scream it back at him in all caps.
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But it's a racist epithet is what he's turned it into.
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And he's only on Rumble, I would imagine, right?
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He, well, he was on YouTube and was swiftly kicked off.
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And he's also too retarded to do an audio feed for some reason.
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Well, his most recent episode didn't start out so good.
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He was shot out of the cannon, ready to go, ready to start the show.
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So I don't understand why, yeah, that's all the show is.
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So I'm not sure why he doesn't recognize that there's no sound coming out.
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And as somebody who is his co-host, I hear this guy talk for probably, man,
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sometimes we'll do two episodes a day, five days a week or something like that
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And I got to hear this motherfucker's voice constantly.
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Well, it's also hard when you do a show all by yourself.
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And what he'll do is he'll go, hey, Carl, did you hit record?
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If you look in the upper corner there, you see that?
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which is why the show is in the shape that it's in.
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It's really one of these things of like the snake eating itself.
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You know, it's like, what's going to come first?
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Well, this is him recognizing that he hasn't been making any noise yet.
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Probably had a lot of interesting things to say.
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We're going to call everyone out who's there watching him, which I've always found annoying.
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But then we find out that, no, actually, he wasn't doing a good job with the intro anyway.
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Some of you said that it looked like I was cooking.
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I fumbled the fucking bag as soon as the stuff.
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A very racist good morning with the hardest of ours to all the dangerous retards in the chat.
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I see so many guys do this where they have to feel like they have to make everyone feel welcomed.
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So these people that he's talking to were fans of Top Lobster before they knew of David Lee Corbo.
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He's fostered this environment in which he speaks to them.
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He's fostered this environment in which they think they have a voice.
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There is a barrier of entry here, baby, to talk to me.
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So another $45 a month if you're on the cheap side.
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It's been a couple of times they've come out of pocket at me.
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They're front row talking to us like they know me.
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But because of this show, he's addressing them directly.
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There is a dialogue between creator and viewer,
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A social relationship that, yeah, it's not good.
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Not intelligent and not very well-spoken, right?
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Well, no, he's probably more well-spoken than I am.
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But I mean, like the opposite, like personality-wise,
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Actually, you caught him on a day where he's wearing a normal t-shirt.
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But the guy is usually wearing like bright sunglasses,
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all these rings, a loud t-shirt that's open with the tank top underneath.
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During the summertime, he'll dye his hair bleach blonde.
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If you guys are in Vegas, you guys should show up.
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No, so what he's done is he's ruined these people
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because now they think they're part of the show
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and they're like communicating with him throughout the thing.
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And then you guys do a live show and they're just like,
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oh, I'm going to go and communicate with Raven throughout the show.
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I'm sorry, we didn't bring microphones for everyone today.
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Okay, so you're just going to have to stick and listen.
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During a live event, they step forward to talk to us
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And it's like, I'm like, this is very disruptive.
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Then I have to be the adult in the room and tell him,
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but this is what he's fostered and he continues to foster
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and it's going to be a shit show going forward.
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He says, had to run a five mile through the fog
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That's pretty, everyone knows it's 26.2, 13.1, right?
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And it's like, I mean, this is, again, I love him.
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but this is really the most that we'll do in life.
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as a conspiracy theorist, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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like, you don't call yourself conspiracy theorist
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because then you don't have a lot of credibility.
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where he doesn't speak from a place of authority.
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So if you're going to listen to, like, Alex Jones,
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and how the lizard people are running the world.
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we're getting inundated with fog here in Florida.
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But I'm glad it took up a whole minute of the show though.
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What do you think the most impactful thing you can do
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where is that giving kids and vulnerable communities
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So imagine for a second that you could hear that right now.
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give me some clips of things that you like that he does.
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And this is the shit that they ended up giving me.
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how did it go with Toad after our review of his show?
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What was the conversation like with him afterwards?
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So Clint is actually a very serious political commentator.
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I'll share my screen so you could see who he is
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He almost had his own show on TimCast and he's working out pretty major deals,
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possibly one with like to be exclusive with Rumble.
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let's go and talk about the Luka Donovic trade or whatever,
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Like this guy with this huge following is volunteering.
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To come on your show and talk about something with you.
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It's like you enjoy surrounding yourself with these,
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I either like being the smartest person in the room or the dumbest person in the room.
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and our cringe of the week this week is actually our boy,
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I don't even know what he's talking about here.
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what Jim was saying on the clip or he's just angry.
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Is that one of those loops we were talking about?
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significant other was bitching about how bad his farts are.
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Opie is the guy who gets out of his car and dances in the
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intersection and then gets back in his car or tells people at
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the John Lennon Memorial that the rats pee on there where
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He's so bitter and jealous that the guys have moved on from
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No one should be clicking on a video where his significant
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Opie's also does this thing where he just puts the chat up
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And he's just shuffling through for whatever reason.
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There was a free chat and the guy's reminding him that Opie
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you're not going to get me with that one whatsoever.
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but just saying cheers like that is a lot of fun.
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I get the appeal of the being in the live stream for the show.
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and he's been addressing our show directly lately.
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the basement show that does Jocktober and he'll criticize us for our
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He's talking about his experience with the dabble verse and going on
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I tried to go on his show once and then he showed his true colors
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And then it stops in midair and quickly turns around and leaves.
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I said that that's my experience in the dabble verse.
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Some of those shows try to pull me into that as well.
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but I feel like I have enough material where I don't have to sit here on a
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snipe people and talk about other live streams.
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So this is what drives me crazy when he says things like,
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I don't have to do that thing where I'm sniping people or playing other
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And all of your thumbnails are titles of other shows.
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snipe people and talk about other live streams.
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And sometimes I will watch some of that stuff and go,
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So you're beating up this guy and you're beating up that guy.
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but we even knew that you can only do Jack Tober sparingly,
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But when your whole show is just beating up all the shows,
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Because his material is your material and he's just not getting it.
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This happened a lot where they attack the format.
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I'm going to talk about that because I am very excited.
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and this is what those guys I was telling you in the pre-show about,
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You find the person that cannot stop responding to you.
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You guys do it in a much better format on a podcast,
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but it's just find that one person and you found many now and they just
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Like Opie didn't respond to us for years and we continue to clown his
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I can't wait to get your reaction to what Aaron Imholt did.
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because he has really set himself up to just be tortured on the
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I do love introducing co-hosts to some of our friends.
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But first I'm very excited to say a new season of Tom Myers versus the
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police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running
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Did we do Tom Myers last time you were on the show?
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Covered Tom when you were on our live show in Largo.
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So he does a political show and he starts off with a monologue.
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The way he writes these jokes and delivers them is nowhere near that.
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And welcome to the spring 2025 session of Tom Myers versus the rest of the
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In case you just was Tom Myers versus the world taken.
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That's so someone else has pointed this out because his word economy for
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We didn't think you were including yourself in the rest of the world.
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in case you've decided not to pay attention to the news and who could blame
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Donald Trump is now president of the United States.
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he started his term by taking an early victory lap when he boasted that he
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So now we can hold bringing unfunny comedians into headline clubs against him
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and what I hope will be his eventual war crimes tribunal.
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he's coming at it from like a comedian's standpoint where a lot of these
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clubs now are getting Tik TOKers are coming in and headlining because they
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which means Tik TOK famous people will do shows at comedy clubs.
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And maybe we can use that against Trump when he has his war crime trial,
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that because of the comedians that will be now coming out to back Trump or
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these canceled comedians that obviously he doesn't like where they're coming
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I just find it boneheaded for anybody to say this when it's clearly been the
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but she just went up there and just preached at people.
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but she got a Netflix special and tons of money.
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in case you've decided not to pay attention to the news and who could blame
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Donald Trump is now president of the United States.
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he started his term by taking an early victory lap when he boasted that he
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So now we can hold bringing unfunny comedians into headline clubs against
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him and what I hope will be his eventual war crimes tribunal.
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and then he's scared that he's going to bring back unfunny comedians,
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he's describing like an Owen Benjamin type that will probably be allowed to
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I don't know why the conflation of the two doesn't quite make sense,
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to me is bizarre because we have been listening to kind of like left wing
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So now we can hold bringing unfunny comedians into headline clubs against
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him and hold unfunny comedians headline clubs against him against him.
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none of us can figure out what he's talking about.
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You presented me a retarded person and I'm trying to really decipher what's,
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Trump signed several executive orders to kick off his second term,
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one of which renamed Mount Denali Mount McKinley.
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one of McKinley's descendants said it was a great move because William McKinley
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had unparalleled integrity and people respected him.
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And so we know there was at least one who didn't.
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he turns into a Scottish guy when he's telling that type of joke.
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there's at least some form to who's the lady that's laughing.
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There's three other people on this panel and he forces them to listen to his
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And sometimes there's like really long pauses because they don't,
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I was hoping that there was no punchline to this.
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This one's a doozy talking about the January six pardons.
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Trump issued pardons to all the January six defendants.
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One of them reportedly said that the pardons are part of God's revival.
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I think the pardoning of January six defendants is God's revival in the same way that the great flood and wiping out most of humanity is as well.
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so actually this is what Nephilim death squad is about.
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So I'm trying to understand this along normie lines,
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one of the January six protesters said that this is like,
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One of them reportedly said that the pardons are part of God's revival.
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So he turns that into the other thing that Tom does.
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He doesn't realize like when you write a punchline,
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You can't have a punchline and then more words after it like this.
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I think the pardoning of January six defendants is God's revival in the same
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way that the great flood and wiping out most of humanity is as well.
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He had a tag and then a couple of stragglers and just dragging them across
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And I don't know if you guys know that you're doing this to yourself,
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I don't know if it's comedy or whatever the fuck you want to call this,
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but Kubrick throughout all of his films does these things like the shining.
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when he's walking them through the hotel before he leaves the black dude,
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And it's like the same shot when they come out,
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or there'll be like a picture frame and it'll be here in one shot.
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Then the next shot it's gone or a sticker on the wall.
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Danny's playing on the floor with cars and they're like zooming in on them.
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the floor pattern is now flipped because they moved him,
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but put the cars in the same spot intentionally to make you feel like you're
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You're trying to give it the benefit of the doubt.
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But I'm saying Kubrick did it to make you feel disoriented while you're watching
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this horror film or he did Clockwork Orange as well.
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just subliminal things like that to make you feel uneasy.
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this is what Tom Myers is doing to me right now.
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I've only listened to one joke so far and I'm already exhausted.
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because I have to say props on the word economy on this one.
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Trump tried to suppress Jack Smith's January 6th report because it's likely that he'll be
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mentioned in it more times than on Jeffrey Epstein's flight logs.
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one of my least favorite jokes that he's told today.
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I'm glad you're enjoying this political humor because now we're going to start talking about
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people cheer for him and his fellow Republicans.
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Guttural booing and chants of go fuck yourself.
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So that's probably the worst joke he's ever written.
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Mike Johnson says that all of a sudden Republicans are getting cheered everywhere they go,
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it's not funny because I can tell that he means it.
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I don't know how this one's going to go over with you.
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Mike Johnson looks like a cross between an altar boy and the priest who abused him.
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maybe to roast that you can get away with the quick one like that.
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then he said the altar boy and the priest that abuse him.
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I want to be a fly on the wall when Tom Myers watches this.
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Mitch McConnell is no longer the leader of the Senate Republicans,
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but is now the chair of the Senate ethics committee,
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which is ideal because if anyone ever asks him about the possibility of
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releasing a report on ethics charges of his fellow senators,
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So a guilty pleasure of mine got to admit watching old people have strokes on
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Mitch McConnell specifically has happened twice now.
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You know how many thumbnails are going to make?
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The new leader of the Senate Republicans is South Dakota Senator John Thune.
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Frankenstein building a monster and using Ronald Reagan's skin.
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I really don't understand what he's going for on that one.
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Donald Trump's new cabinet looks to be mostly white people.
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Despite the pledges he made to people of color and the support he received from African Americans,
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It's fitting that his black supporters are the first ones he ditched as the second Trump administration promises to be just like a horror movie.
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The rest of the stuff that you said in the beginning was just,
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Like a lot of it's propaganda and I'm trying to detach my political mind.
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What you could have done was somehow equate like,
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the first people to be killed in horror movies.
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You could have done something there that they were killed off immediately,
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But you might've had to like cross a line that would have been,
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Like he just doesn't know how to connect thoughts.
01:09:58.860
Maybe I wouldn't be able to figure it out either,
01:10:06.140
Trump has really set the bar low for his cabinet appointments.
01:10:10.120
Imagine if you did half the shit that Pete Hegseth did or was accused of.
01:10:20.980
You're acting out of control at company parties and you're making your female
01:10:28.720
The stock shelves on the graveyard shift anymore.
01:10:31.840
The only job for which you're qualified is secretary of defense of the
01:10:45.340
It's everyone saw where he was going with that.
01:10:49.480
You can't just say the job he actually has been confirmed for.
01:11:00.500
we've had claptor for the last four years or at least like mainstream
01:11:06.460
And it seems like that's what he wants more of.
01:11:10.220
That's why he has these people on the panel who are sitting there and
01:11:20.360
he's still talking about how Pete Hegseth has a drinking problem in this
01:11:25.320
And I think Tom is stretching the truth about his own lifestyle.
01:11:30.620
Imagine the reality that's going to hit Pete Hegseth when he finally
01:11:34.420
comes to the realization that this job is much harder than being a
01:11:39.460
Like we've all done stupid stuff while drinking,
01:11:42.580
like woken up with some strange partner next to us in bed,
01:11:48.920
Imagine getting so fucked up that you wake up the next morning and find out
01:11:53.380
that you're in control of the entire United States military.
01:12:08.520
he doesn't know how to relate to people who go out and get drunk.
01:12:15.200
like when you wake up next to that partner or you get a tattoo,
01:12:30.700
I guarantee like getting drunk and then getting a tattoo that you got to
01:12:35.460
make an appointment and they're not open real late sometimes.
01:12:40.620
I'm looking at your chat now and they said that the,
01:12:44.360
it's a classic trope of people trying to fix Tom's jokes.
01:12:53.100
that you could have gone in such a better direction with that or something.
01:12:57.300
does a phenomenal job explaining joke structure and how to actually structure
01:13:06.420
it's almost like this thing that he presents you where you can take it and make
01:13:20.100
What if he tried this or tried something like that?
01:13:26.260
I'm convinced that 2025 is going to be a great year because this may finally be the year when
01:13:33.420
the planet decides to say fuck it and burn itself out of existence.
01:13:39.200
once the United States has been defeated in World War III,
01:13:42.280
the final message that all of humanity will hear will be this.
01:14:27.040
He was on TV briefly for these rap battles and things.
01:14:30.920
I got to meet him out in Las Vegas last year at Hackamania.
01:14:40.400
He's been in the orbit of like Misery Loves Company with Kevin Brennan and stuff.
01:14:55.700
So I guess Tom reached out to Earl and got Earl on his show.
01:15:16.760
what are your thoughts on what's been going on so far?
01:15:19.620
Your thoughts on just humanity in general at this point?
01:15:26.400
What are your thoughts on what's been going on so far and humanity in general?
01:15:37.820
It wasn't broad enough with what's been going on,
01:15:43.220
Let's see what this a very funny roast comic does with that.
01:15:52.160
it seems like Musk has more juice than he does.
01:16:20.780
Thanks so much for coming on and giving us your hot take.
01:16:28.020
like Bill Burr is one of the latest where they're like,
01:16:48.680
He likes to give his final thought at the end of the program.
01:16:52.580
I like to conclude with this brief final thought.
01:16:55.500
My prediction for the next few years is that it will blow by and will be over before we know it.
01:17:00.660
Owing to the fact that people will take so many people,
01:17:02.400
many drugs that it will block out this entire period for many of them.
01:17:06.020
People ask if I'm worried about harassing direct messages or even death threats because of some of the things I say on this show.
01:17:15.760
If it gets to the point where at the moment my life is being drained from me,
01:17:32.180
If it turns out I'm having an orgasm while I'm dying,
01:17:44.600
And he also doesn't understand what is good or funny.
01:18:04.740
everyone's just going to be on drugs for the next four years.
01:18:16.840
What are the drugs that we're all going to be doing to get through this?
01:18:42.940
and I haven't really talked about him that much on this show.
01:18:46.100
This Little Piggy is the show I do Fridays at 4 p.m. Eastern,
01:18:49.360
either on my channel or over on Patrick Melton's channel,
01:18:53.740
And we've been watching Aaron as he has been suspended from safe sport.
01:19:05.440
And the reason why this all started is because we invited him to come out to
01:19:15.160
how about I come out there and box five of you in one bout?
01:19:27.420
we have to get our safe sport license or USA boxing things and get all that.
01:19:38.680
it was like looking into gyms to try to run out and try to figure this whole
01:19:48.560
And it turned out he didn't have his proper credentials to be a boxing coach.
01:19:58.780
And he currently has a felony looming over him.
01:20:22.220
So we didn't invite him to fight or box or downhill ski.
01:20:27.660
we're going to sit in front of microphones and talk to an audience.
01:20:40.340
so what ended up happening is he got his license suspended due to this
01:20:50.640
They'll call some of my friends and they'll get it all figured out.
01:20:54.280
I remember him saying they'll have it by the weekend.
01:21:00.620
He still hasn't gotten this cleared up and he's supposed to have a fight
01:21:03.880
coming up on February 22nd with some unknown opponent.
01:21:07.120
They haven't even figured out who the opponent is and he can't anyway,
01:21:15.860
And for some reason they were streaming on social media from Aaron's boxing gym
01:21:39.560
Like basically what he was saying was we were kind of bending the rules with USA boxing or safe sport or one of these entities.
01:21:46.600
And now they're like watching them closely because Aaron's being investigated and they have all these people that they're calling to get information about them.
01:21:56.620
And so Aaron kind of like spoiled it for everyone.
01:22:00.360
we watched that video and we analyze it just like I did now.
01:22:08.040
you don't even understand what was going on in that video.
01:22:09.780
He was just trying to get people fired up before practice.
01:22:19.080
But then Aaron wasn't going to the gym anymore.
01:22:26.900
So people started speculating that Aaron's not allowed at the gym anymore since he hadn't been there and his license is suspended and you're not supposed to be coaching.
01:22:43.900
I'll go to the gym and I'll shoot a video that'll stream on social media and then someone will clip it and put it on YouTube and it'll prove all the haters that they're idiots.
01:23:04.480
We're supposed to believe that this just kind of happened impromptu.
01:23:10.980
Coach Scott is just going to walk over and you're going to see Aaron hitting the heavy bag.
01:23:15.780
Just not even realize that this is going to happen in a second.
01:23:18.560
Hey, you know, I just want to, I wanted to introduce somebody that was kind of away from the scene.
01:23:29.760
Did you see the way he like got three hard shots because he knew the camera was on him?
01:23:33.880
Like, ba-ba-ba-ya, but oh, hey, I didn't even see you over there.
01:23:37.220
Former, former, what do you say, attendees that have been coming and coaching, participating.
01:23:50.340
So now Coach Scott, because him and Aaron have been talking about this.
01:23:54.700
And Aaron tells him, like, yeah, the people say that I'm not coming to the gym and I'm not a coach.
01:23:58.480
And, you know, they played that video of you saying that you were upset with me.
01:24:06.480
Like, Aaron has this horrible troll issue going on where he's just nonstop getting trolled by everyone.
01:24:13.940
And he has to put, he put his wife in front of that for a while.
01:24:18.020
April, who then couldn't take it anymore, left the show and then divorced him.
01:24:22.120
Now he's throwing his coach in front of this for some reason.
01:24:26.100
Are you guys in, like, are you guys doing all this?
01:24:36.480
So Aaron thinks that this video right here is going to upset all of these trolls who were saying that Aaron's no longer going to the gym.
01:24:46.960
Because, you know, you have a choice to do things, good things and bad things.
01:24:50.880
You know, things that people, you know, might not like.
01:25:16.680
You know, I missed you on Thursdays, but you were sick though.
01:25:26.160
There's a guy behind the camera just like flipping through cards.
01:25:36.760
You know, I want him to be here because he's a part of the team in that.
01:25:42.180
So, we definitely went to Scott and went, Scott, you got to help me out here.
01:25:46.260
This video of you ranting about me and upset with me.
01:25:49.680
Everyone's playing on their shows and talking about it.
01:25:58.360
Maybe Scott was just like, oh, I'll make it right.
01:26:00.960
Coach Scott is just kind of looking at his shoes while he's lying here.
01:26:09.200
I don't think he realizes what he's getting himself into either.
01:26:19.340
Because, you know, you fit in well with Thursdays.
01:26:27.740
So, this right here is why Aaron is the dumbest guy.
01:26:31.680
So, he just said, like, he thinks he's getting over on everyone.
01:26:36.140
You're pissing a lot of people off by saying that you like me here on Thursdays coaching
01:26:39.120
because they want to think that you don't like me and you're mad at me
01:26:43.500
All this does, and I'll speak to Aaron directly.
01:26:49.260
All he's doing is showing he's completely controlled by his detractors.
01:26:53.540
He is now being forced to get his gym involved and the owner of the gym and their social media
01:27:00.800
and he's having these conversations about what are we going to talk about in order to get over on my trolls.
01:27:07.240
It's like, once you do this, once you go down this road,
01:27:10.540
they will never stop fucking with your personal life.
01:27:14.000
This is going to be, I mean, people are going to talk about his girlfriend, Slam Peace.
01:27:19.780
You know, people have already figured out what her name is and it's going to be,
01:27:23.320
like, you've shown now how much this bothers you, Aaron,
01:27:26.100
and that's all anyone's going to try to do from here on out.
01:27:29.640
I don't think you should fuck with people's personal lives or the gym they work at
01:27:36.040
Aaron thinks he's so cool because he's boxing as a hobby.
01:27:42.880
He got TKO'd in the first round against a teenager.
01:27:47.020
He doesn't have good technique, but he thinks it's so cool.
01:27:49.760
And he's just like, see, guys, I do have a hobby.
01:27:54.240
We talked about this because Melton invited him to Vegas because we all do shows.
01:28:07.320
Does he have, like, a large show or is it, like...
01:28:14.120
He comes on Monday through Thursday morning, 6 a.m.
01:28:18.580
He goes for four to four and a half hours, and he begs for $350 each episode.
01:28:24.640
Then he goes back on again at the nighttime on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday,
01:28:30.040
And then Friday is Rumble Friday, where you give him money to play videos that you send to him.
01:28:36.400
And if you give him more money, he'll play the entire video or he'll bump it up and play it immediately.
01:28:41.040
So he is typically hitting his goals, which is good money.
01:28:47.880
Does he want to be a co-host on a Christian conspiracy show?
01:28:53.440
And if it's good enough, we'll swap this baby out.
01:28:58.860
You're getting job offers now from Top Lobster.
01:29:06.680
So what happened with him, and I don't want to get into the long story,
01:29:09.300
but he was married to this chick, and they were co-hosts on the show.
01:29:12.960
And then they started hanging out with Nick Ricada and Nick Ricada's wife, Kayla.
01:29:18.500
And they started wife-swapping and doing a bunch of drugs and stuff.
01:29:35.220
There's been a lot of different charges and court cases and all sorts of shit that's been going on.
01:29:48.180
So this is the guy, Aaron, that was punked by him.
01:29:51.820
And so he's constantly trying to show that he's cool and masculine, and he's winning.
01:30:02.780
I think you're not using the correct word, Carl.
01:30:10.240
Also, we found out, Top Lobster, you're not going to like this.
01:30:16.140
And Tukey asked if Aaron has ever tasted his essence.
01:30:19.560
And it turns out that, yes, Aaron did lick up Nick Ricada's jizzle.
01:30:29.860
Um, I believe off of April's chest, if I'm not mistaken.
01:30:39.660
I mean, Aaron totally denies that this happened, but this is the story that's been told.
01:30:59.360
Like, he picked up a boxing habit to prove his manliness.
01:31:05.740
So now we're going to see the coach is rambling.
01:31:10.940
You know, and, you know, God, I tell you, it's like, I mean, I'm kind of on the verge of,
01:31:27.880
Oh, and, you know, I need people to kind of step in and take over.
01:31:35.340
Well, I guess now's the time to announce I'm buying the gym.
01:31:41.720
He turns to Aaron after he's just going, I don't know.
01:31:47.220
Like, yeah, this was all orchestrated by Aaron, obviously.
01:31:51.220
No one's fooled by the, oh, I was just punching the heavy bag and you walked over to me.
01:31:59.380
Like, when it kind of, I was like, is he going to fuck this guy?
01:32:03.580
I was thinking more about Wendy's training video.
01:32:06.720
It reminds me of, if you watch Who Are These Socials, the show I do with Blind Mike, Woke
01:32:12.160
Dad is constantly working on his mugs and he's making those designs on the bottom.
01:32:16.860
And he did a TikTok video recently where he's saying this profound thing and he's, you know,
01:32:21.680
playing with this thing and he's working on it.
01:32:27.200
It's like, he didn't just, like, turn on his phone and just, like, I'll just say a thing
01:32:31.340
He's like, no, I got to get right to this point.
01:32:32.880
And then I'll act like I'm still tinkering and then I'll show it.
01:32:38.500
I'm actually looking at his show metrics right now and I can tell a lot by, so these are Rumble,
01:32:45.080
But he's got less than 4,000 followers and each of his videos is doing 8 to 9, some 10,000
01:32:51.600
views, which means that, like, people are watching not necessarily subscribed to you, Aaron.
01:33:03.160
Okay, well, we're going to have to check this guy out on YouTube.
01:33:04.880
Last week, he only did Rumble because he was kicked off of, he had a suspension from YouTube
01:33:12.680
All right, so this is more of in-your-faces haters.
01:33:16.320
I'm just glad you let me in tonight seeing as I'm kicked out.
01:33:39.980
It looks like he threatened this old guy, right?
01:33:46.020
I googled his name and it just says, Minnesota podcast host Aaron Amholt arrested after live
01:33:55.220
There's a lot of things I could tell you about this guy, but that crime specifically.
01:33:59.280
So after he had broken up with his wife and no longer dating Nick's wife or whatever they
01:34:05.820
were doing, he was on a show with this guy, Gino Bisconte.
01:34:09.280
And he decided to send a nude pic of Kayla to Gino live on the show.
01:34:17.400
What do you think about the tattoo on the boob or whatever they said?
01:34:28.540
And what's crazy is that Aaron didn't take a deal.
01:34:47.240
February 22nd, his gym is bringing a bunch of people in, or maybe they're doing it at
01:34:54.040
But a bunch of the guys who all box at this gym are going to be boxing other opponents
01:35:01.960
He's trying to scream something, and he keeps repeating it to make sure it gets heard.
01:35:05.540
He's going to be at the event next Saturday night.
01:35:29.240
He walks back to the heavy bag and just starts touching it a little bit.
01:35:32.420
This is my heavy bag, but he was yelling if safe sport gets their shit together, whatever
01:35:41.960
He can't box on February 22nd and he's going, yeah, but probably by Friday, we'll get it
01:35:46.520
figured out that I'll be right in the ring, ready to box.
01:35:52.320
It's not just admit you're not boxing on February 22nd because you're under investigation
01:35:57.760
He's also got body language as if he doesn't really want to fight.
01:36:27.080
As he said, he's like, well, if we get it cleared up, the leg thing, that's like a little
01:36:30.480
Then he goes over to the bag to show you that I could still, I could punch, you know, I'm
01:36:36.280
Maybe his opponent lined up for that, that fight or whatever is, you know, he knows the
01:36:59.060
And just immediately is screaming about this, a major victory.
01:37:04.280
There's probably going to be a lot of people crying and whining today, but that's okay.
01:37:12.760
This is what happens when you follow someone's personal life.
01:37:24.700
If you don't want to see me smile and laugh and having a good time, I wouldn't recommend
01:37:31.440
If you want to be miserable and you want to be angry, keep doing what you're doing somewhere
01:37:39.240
So smug and unlikable when he thinks he's gotten over on the people who don't like him.
01:37:48.260
I always wonder if he watches this back at all.
01:37:52.360
Like, what would he think if someone's just going through and finding his show for the
01:37:56.100
first time and he's just out there going, man, I fucking am crushing it.
01:38:00.200
And all these haters are crying right now because they just can't take how amazing I am.
01:38:07.300
Look at my, look how much hair I have left on my head, bro.
01:38:09.440
So much better than it's like, at what point do you, do you consider cutting that all
01:38:23.980
Cause he would try to like cover up the bald spots with the hair.
01:38:40.000
I do think that five of us would beat him at the same time.
01:38:45.320
He wanted to go three rounds with each of us for three minutes each round.
01:38:53.340
Now I wouldn't want to go first, but I'm pretty sure by the third or fourth guy, Aaron's going
01:39:06.320
So the internet is forcing Aaron to get his gym and the gym owner involved in all of this
01:39:14.700
Like he's actively getting them involved in all of this trolling.
01:39:28.760
It's when you make somebody an unwilling participant in your play and you're playing
01:39:36.280
He's making it very clear how sensitive he is, especially because of how excited he is.
01:39:47.660
So this goes on where, and this is something that drives all of us crazy.
01:39:51.380
Toplof says that Aaron will say that he sees things, especially like in discord servers
01:39:57.000
or on Twitter and he'll say, Oh my gosh, everyone is saying this thing or that thing, but he
01:40:06.340
And then we're all just supposed to believe it.
01:40:12.200
I saw, I got sent the discord clips, boy, where they triggered into a goddamn forest
01:40:23.340
Um, this is why guys I told you, don't wrap yourself up in my life.
01:40:31.540
If you hate me, if you like me, you'll smile a lot.
01:40:39.120
I just, can you show me one example of someone who was triggered in this discord server?
01:40:49.020
I feel he was like, please, please, please stop looking into me and my life.
01:40:57.440
He's just like, guys, I mean, I proved that this is a bad decision.
01:41:03.140
Like, no, no, you're going to get this way more now.
01:41:05.120
That's the only thing that can happen from this.
01:41:09.000
Like, this is the thing about Aaron that he thinks we're all stupid and we can't see through what he did.
01:41:16.080
Literally, all I did was exercise and box and do my thing.
01:41:20.360
No, no, literally what you did was you got in cahoots with Coach Scott to record a video that you knew a clipper would clip so that we could all watch.
01:41:38.740
All I did was just show up and punch a heavy bag and everyone's upset that I beat them.
01:41:47.700
It looks like you extorted an old man to do a TikTok video.
01:41:51.320
I saw Coach Scott go, is there anything else you want me to say?
01:42:00.880
Now, this is where Doom has to admit that maybe he's on the wrong side of the history and he's backing the wrong people.
01:42:07.300
Your people that run that Discord Doom, they were saying, listen to this.
01:42:16.420
I always tell you guys, I tell it to you straight.
01:42:18.940
People who don't like steel toe, they're the dishonest ones.
01:42:24.220
It's so odd that he could say shit like this with a straight face when all I'm doing is showing you exactly what happened.
01:42:32.900
And then he's just like, these guys are all lying.
01:42:35.040
Okay, show me the Discord that you're talking about.
01:42:37.480
But in their Discord last night, they were advocating, hey, nobody clipped Scott saying really nice things about Aaron.
01:42:48.180
Nobody clipped Scott saying nice things about Aaron.
01:43:02.880
The clipper who clipped this takes the F words out.
01:43:07.080
Because I see him press a button and then the F word is out.
01:43:11.500
Has there been anybody that has come across your radar?
01:43:14.720
Because it seems like these people, every time I come on this show or on stage with you,
01:43:18.660
I'm looking at people who are tailored for the dabbleverse and for what you guys do.
01:43:24.180
Has anybody created a podcast in order to get your attention and sort of done it this way?
01:43:29.720
Because it almost feels like he's asking for your attention, this guy.
01:43:35.320
So Stuttering John's been on a hiatus since the new year.
01:43:41.880
I also have some really interesting news about John.
01:43:43.380
And it seems like Aaron is really pushed to be the new person that everyone focuses on.
01:43:51.420
Opie's been making a fool of himself for the last six weeks.
01:43:57.160
They're dancing for your pleasure is what it feels like.
01:44:01.140
But, again, he goes, yeah, in this Discord server, they were saying nobody clipped the part where Scott was saying nice things.
01:44:10.620
Even if you don't have the screenshot, let's say he's too stupid to know how to get a screenshot.
01:44:19.680
Him just saying this tells me it's definitely not true.
01:44:22.220
Because even if it was remotely true, it's going through the Aaron filter, which is going to change everything.
01:44:31.760
We just saw him think that he's winning for the week when he's creating a big problem, I think, for himself.
01:44:38.560
But I think he really is causing some problems for him and his gym.
01:44:44.300
So on the show that I do, This Little Piggy, that's all about Aaron M. Holt and Steel Toe, my co-hosts are Patrick Melton and Moody.
01:44:55.840
All I did was go to the gym and get some exercise.
01:45:06.500
You're going to have to do this really scary thing, though.
01:45:08.960
You're going to have to open the door and go outside.
01:45:13.340
All your friends on Discord have been lying to you.
01:45:21.380
While he's saying this part right here, and I hate when he acts like he's the only one who goes outside and does stuff.
01:45:29.600
But watch how he's staring down at his keyboard and fidgeting with it as what I think he's doing is lying.
01:45:35.980
All your friends on Discord have been lying to you.
01:45:41.600
I'm pretty dishonest of the Patrick crowd and all the moody crowd and all them.
01:45:47.220
Don't clip the nice things they said about Aaron, please.
01:45:54.800
He's lying about, I know these people because I've, well, I don't go anymore, but I did boxing for, since I was 16 or something like that.
01:46:04.960
And then I was in an MMA gym for a really long time.
01:46:08.560
And there's people who come through that are either casuals, but there's also people that come through and stay there for a long time and never really progress, never get better.
01:46:15.220
But they never fuck with the guys that are actually good and doing stuff.
01:46:19.120
There's either people that are competing or people that are really good and take it serious.
01:46:25.220
So when he says he goes to the boxing gym, he goes.
01:46:28.680
But if you go there and you ask his peers about him, they'll tell you he's not serious.
01:46:34.340
So when he's telling you, oh, go out to the boxing gym, and then he shifts his keyboard, this kind of thing, he's like, I wonder if they know that I'm just fucking around over here.
01:46:44.940
And now he's melding the two, his show and the boxing gym.
01:46:50.780
As well in these videos, which is a really bad idea.
01:46:53.400
It's only a matter of time before he gets exposed as like, this guy's not serious here.
01:47:04.820
And he was TKO'd in the first round against a teenager.
01:47:10.300
At that age, it's like, maybe you go and you train, and that's cool.
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Like a lot of people go and train, and they take it serious.
01:47:16.200
But like when you start stepping in the ring, it's a whole nother thing.
01:47:18.900
And you start to think things about yourself that are, it's a dangerous game, but whatever.
01:47:27.320
And he just said that Moody and Patrick were in the Discord freaking out about this ruining the illusion that they've created.
01:47:34.580
Patrick, you know, those guys were in Atlantic City last week.
01:47:44.040
He goes, I haven't been following Aaron this week.
01:47:50.020
And he's acting like I'm in a Discord freaking out about something.
01:48:10.680
I don't want to be braggy guy or anything like that.
01:48:38.300
He's literally picking a fight with hundreds, if not thousands of people.
01:48:46.660
That's, if I was Scott, I'd be furious about this.
01:48:51.680
I'm just thinking about how he got hooked up with Rakeda and how Rakeda eventually like
01:49:08.580
That's the face of a guy who will let you fuck his wife for sure.
01:49:25.960
So he literally just said, you guys can't do anything to the gym.
01:49:44.460
You guys send in a couple emails and phone calls.
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Or you can just go, you brought him into the chair.
01:50:14.540
You don't understand because you stay in an echo chamber.
01:50:23.080
Again, the thing that Aaron does, it's so obnoxious, is he sits there.
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And he does an impression of the people he doesn't like.
01:50:35.520
One day somebody's going to do like a full psychological breakdown.
01:50:38.900
Not just on Aaron, but on the fact that I think where we went wrong, maybe sure, the technology of like microphones or recording at home or even serious radio or people broadcasting solo to themselves or to a perceived audience.
01:50:53.280
America will look back after many years and go, this is where we went wrong in society.
01:50:58.620
Because we're getting like unfiltered thoughts from somebody who probably wasn't insane before, but has made decision after decision after decision that got him right to where I'm watching him now.
01:51:10.000
And I'm keenly aware this could be me as well, as I've decided to do this somewhat for a living.
01:51:14.760
It's alarming, disturbing, but I think we should really watch ourselves as Americans.
01:51:21.580
Well, yeah, you wouldn't make so many bad decisions like Aaron is doing.
01:51:34.980
He used to talk about how he went to the gym and was boxing.
01:51:39.640
No one cared about that shit until you wanted to fight all of us and prove how tough you were.
01:51:43.520
So this is a review that already came in for the gym.
01:51:48.680
It says, new to the area, I stopped by a few weeks ago with my buddies Gino and Nick on a Thursday just to check it out.
01:51:54.700
It's a solid gym that we were thinking about joining.
01:51:59.200
He was yelling at his middle-aged, balding, and extremely out-of-shape guy for being suspended from the boxing gym.
01:52:05.300
Supposedly, he was kicked out for beating up multiple women.
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The chubby guy kept insisting that onions were the reason.
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I don't know why a vegetable would have anything to do with it, but I digress.
01:52:23.980
I wouldn't encourage people to give reviews and things like that.
01:52:27.760
But this is what he's inviting, and he's literally asking for it.
01:52:31.620
He's like, oh, you guys have already done your worst.
01:52:38.900
It's just like some 60-year-old retired cop whose dream it was to get a gym and open it up and just train a couple of boxers that might have some sort of success, and now he's tied up in some online dabble-verse scandal.
01:52:52.320
And, you know, this is what Aaron does to people, and I guarantee you, because I've seen the videos of Aaron saying, I never should have gotten April into this.
01:53:02.120
I didn't realize I can handle it, but she couldn't.
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We're going to see fast forward a few months with him going, yeah, I never should have gotten Scott involved in all of this shit, and it's my fault for thinking it was not a big deal.
01:53:15.020
Yeah, maybe there, listen, if I could reach out to the dabble-verse of the people that listen to this, maybe there's a way to continue to shit on Aaron but rehabilitate Scott.
01:53:26.240
There's got to be a way to make his gym succeed in spite of, because I don't think he has an idea of what this guy is really doing in the severity of, like, the online world.
01:53:38.540
Right, yeah, no, he definitely does not know what Aaron is doing to him, or else he'd be pretty pissed off, but we'll see what happens with that.
01:53:47.260
I don't like to talk about Steel Toe on this show all that often, but I just thought that that was such an important moment in the Steel Toe arc.
01:53:55.360
We're going to be talking about this one for a while, because we're going to see the domino effect from him getting his gym involved and getting his personal life involved,
01:54:03.880
and then telling the haters, yeah, good luck trying to go after me with my personal life.
01:54:13.920
6 to 10 a.m. is a long time in the middle of the day almost.
01:54:27.420
All right, yeah, you might get a job offer from Top at a certain point.
01:54:32.000
So I'm going to make a decision right here, because we're almost two hours into the show.
01:54:46.540
It's the episode after the one that we recently reviewed.
01:55:09.780
It's like when an owner buys a dog that looks like him.
01:55:21.320
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-bug-s.
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so Art Vandele on X sent this to me he got another stuttering John cameo now top what
01:55:46.040
happened with John was he decided to quit the dabble verse he was doing shows every day all
01:55:52.520
the way up to December 31st I did a couple shows we got really drunk and stayed on for four or five
01:55:58.040
hours taking super chats and stuff and then said I'm done I'm all done I'm not doing the show
01:56:03.320
anymore now he's come back one time well twice since then to do some YouTube shows because he
01:56:09.020
thought he had some interesting content but he hasn't really done anything but he went on cameo
01:56:14.240
and so he thought he was gonna make his money on cameo because he was reading like two dollar and
01:56:20.000
five dollar insults for a living it's like what if I start reading fifty dollar insults that would
01:56:25.700
you know 10x my income if I did that and so he did cameo for a while it was 50 bucks and then it was
01:56:32.720
40 bucks and then he was off now he's back and now it's 56 bucks because it's 70 dollars but 20% off
01:56:41.180
Valentine's Day sale Carl yeah he keeps playing with these numbers and percentages trying to figure out
01:56:47.660
what the right amount is going out of business sale will he say anything
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um well okay I'm going to show you an example this one is a new one that came and I saw that you guys
01:56:58.520
covered this on be dabbling live this morning I thought I had an exclusive but I guess I stole
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it from your inbox yeah I guess so uh but this is the latest cameo from our buddy stuttering John
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Melendez in my New York gear I got my Giants football hat and I got my Yankees uh the muscle team
01:57:31.520
okay so here's Carl in his green hoodie yeah I know his green hoodie it's like he points out the
01:57:38.180
stuff that we can all observe and he has he he shows up with nothing I I heard uh El Horrible talk
01:57:45.260
about it this morning he used to do cameo or still does baby and he would say like yeah if he started
01:57:49.780
out and it sucked he would stop and start over again yeah this isn't live yeah right it's not live
01:57:55.240
you could just like oh that didn't go very well didn't even know what I was talking about maybe I
01:57:59.100
could start this over but no John does not have that thought also I want to point out because
01:58:04.880
I mean you you live in Florida top I have a house down in Florida these guys who have to show you
01:58:11.520
they're from fucking New York like with head to toe like I'm like okay we get it you're from New York
01:58:18.180
I'm embarrassed that I'm from New York in Florida people obviously my accent they're like you're from
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New York I'm like sorry I'm not right yeah yeah like you live there now John you don't have to do that
01:58:27.780
but okay uh I'm glad that you're a huge fan and I'm glad you're a fan of the Stern show as as your
01:58:35.620
dad is and this is from Arthur for Valentine's Day what was says his name is Art so the other thing
01:58:44.300
that John does like you've used cameo before top you're familiar with it yeah you get not a lot of
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characters maybe a hundred characters or something to put in a hey can you send a message to so-and-so
01:58:55.940
it's our anniversary he's really into this or that you know you just throw some bullet points
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together so that the guy has something to talk about John just goes so I see that you're a fan
01:59:06.200
of me and you're a fan of the Howard Stern show and he'll just like reads what the person wrote to him
01:59:11.060
instead of turning that into the content that he's giving back to it yeah okay I love that you liked when
01:59:18.560
I uh did my crying routine at the um at the at the Virgin Mary house I love that you liked
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did he he filmed this in a fucking wind tunnel yeah right he's got the air conditioning probably
01:59:32.380
blasting in his car no it's a 2012 Mercedes c-class so this is hilarious because the people who are
01:59:40.900
trolling him will try to boost him up and be like dude when you did that bit on the Howard Stern show man
01:59:45.020
that was so good and so John falls for it and watch he acts it out again as if like force he does as
01:59:51.620
if you're just like oh I just wish you could recreate that magic so check this out
01:59:55.640
anyway uh that was it remember that band Howard Stern I pretended to cry
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what a little something like this I would have even if fog up your window and draw the Mary in
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your window do something just to replicate the moment didn't he have lines I remember that bit
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didn't he have lines and stuff he did more than just cry I don't remember I remember more of them
02:00:25.400
outside you know the the live remote of that event but again it was 26 years ago it was more than
02:00:31.920
that probably yeah I wonder what the guy that walked behind him was thinking did you see that guy
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he looked in the car he's like what the fuck is gonna whatever oh John handicap spot
02:00:41.660
that was a good bit I know you love the channel nine show and I loved doing that show it was a lot
02:00:50.680
of fun and uh brilliant insight he liked that one bit you did and he liked the channel nine show
02:00:56.680
I know you like that bit I did I know you like the channel nine show you like me I like me
02:01:01.000
well bar seems like a good guy hopefully one day you and him will become uh husband and wife as
02:01:12.720
they say nowadays nowadays nowadays nowadays they say husband and wife what do they used to say
02:01:25.000
what I just realized for a second in his head he was like am I misgendering
02:01:52.960
so dd is dd and he just had like a he had a mini stroke yes maybe I can't say husband oh well go
02:02:01.860
for it John yeah you're right he was trying to think of what's the gender neutral terminology and
02:02:08.520
you fucking screwed up so partner and partner hey and um if I'm ever performing in your area
02:02:20.520
uh vip tickets on me all right this is stuttering John saying good game yeah I love John's promises
02:02:30.920
for vip tickets for anyone when he's performing in their area oh so why don't you take him up on that
02:02:36.320
he's never performing in anyone's area it's such an empty fucking thing I want everyone who sent
02:02:41.780
them a cameo request to send them send them a note now book a black box yeah 20 oh uh I know my buddy
02:02:49.100
Earl David Reed's planning on going to that show so you do have a black friend it's true I was making a
02:02:54.920
book a black box no he doesn't he's one of the good ones but uh so he's going to that show and I
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should really tell him to just tell John he gave him a cameo once because John's like oh no he's not
02:03:12.140
doing that's what I mean doesn't have an accounting process anyone could cash in on yeah right exactly
02:03:15.980
they get the vip tickets for it oh imagine the panic that'd be great I only sold 14 I can't give
02:03:21.760
up to all right I have uh some breaking news I got a note from Ricky Melton Ricky Melton is the stand-up
02:03:32.660
comic that put John on the St. Pete's stand-up show that we reviewed on uh on this show we did a bunch
02:03:39.260
of it with Adam Bush this past Wednesday of course Uncle Rico show broke down the entire stand-up set
02:03:45.340
that John did and it's mostly the old stuff he was doing but then there was also a whole new chunk that
02:03:51.500
was straight out of his book that he just almost word for word took pages from his book and made a
02:03:57.200
part of his stand-up routine but Ricky Melton is the guy who put him on and gave him the chance to
02:04:02.180
guest spot because John was canceled from the charity show he was supposed to be hosting because too many
02:04:08.980
people called up and complained about him being a charity show oh no Chad do I took credit for it
02:04:14.720
yes so Ricky Melton who might come on the WATP this Wednesday but he sent me this note he told me I could
02:04:21.540
read it so this is fascinating I'm the guy who opened for uh I'm the guy John opened for in St. Pete I'm a
02:04:27.860
big fan of your show and embarrassed to admit a huge fan of the dabble verse I thought I would share a few
02:04:32.040
things about the St. Petersburg show from my perspective in case you were interested in an unbiased view
02:04:36.060
John was actually a super nice guy he showed up on time performed his agreed upon etc
02:04:41.180
one of the opening acts was a hefty gal and the chairs were less stellar just as I was getting on
02:04:49.040
stage her chair broke and she fell down everyone in the place including myself laughed at her
02:04:53.800
John was the only gentleman who genuinely concerned went over to her and helped her up
02:04:59.760
so John getting some points right there for being a good guy he says although attendance was low which
02:05:07.760
is why I booked John in the first place try to generate more interest or maybe in hopes that
02:05:11.460
trolls would actually get the gig canceled so I wouldn't think so I can get out of it it was not 11
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people it was actually 43 I know that's not killing it by any means but that's on me not on John
02:05:23.020
he says I offered to pay John I've offered to pay John for John's beers and he surprisingly refused
02:05:29.980
he said he had them covered okay so these are all good things about John now let's get into some of
02:05:36.900
the stuff that is a little more interesting but hold on is is Ricky Melton kind of doing you ever watch
02:05:42.900
the producers yes is he like getting insurance on his gigs he's trying to sabotage his own show if
02:05:49.080
it's canceled well he said he I'll read it later but he books shows all over and he's trying to make a
02:05:55.200
living doing comedy and this is one of his worst shows he usually does better than this but he said
02:05:59.420
this place was a fucking dump so I think that's why he doesn't mind that I read this he doesn't care
02:06:03.720
about ever going back again he says uh John drank I'm gonna say about 20 beers in the two hours he was
02:06:10.600
there that's his main problem not that his act is groundbreaking by any means but he could get away
02:06:17.600
with the jokes if he would be sober during his set it would improve his timing etc and although the old
02:06:22.920
the jokes are old the audience would at least have a good time the sneeze now we played this on the
02:06:28.900
most recent WATP where we heard John go I'm gonna sneeze and then he sneezes and the audience was whoa
02:06:35.400
like there was a reaction from people and we've seen John sneeze on his show before we know what
02:06:41.080
happens when things are flying out of his face the sneeze was worse than you could even imagine
02:06:46.440
being outside and dark all around the stage lit up you could see every one of the million or so
02:06:52.920
snot particles fly through the fly through the air as people looked out in horror I still have
02:07:00.300
nightmares about it how is it not video of this that's amazing I know it's like a like SeaWorld
02:07:10.380
the venue is called if I brewed the world was a real dump maybe the worst place I've ever been
02:07:19.940
in every chair in the joint was flimsy the stage was a shaky plywood there were no stairs to get up
02:07:26.420
and on up and down on the stage but yada yada yada not a good show um adding John to the show sold
02:07:34.040
exactly one ticket I'm assuming that was the guy who recorded the show more than I thought
02:07:39.560
once people realized who he was they were excited to meet him but he's no longer very marketable to
02:07:47.600
their crowds as far as I can tell John is a little crazy in the sense that he was telling everyone
02:07:53.060
about how Chad put a sign on his door uh Tapio Chad Zumach is I've heard the name yeah okay he's
02:08:00.380
uh another Florida comedian and he went to John's house while John was in St Pete's Jonathan Cape Coral
02:08:06.680
uh John was in St Pete's and he put a sign on his door what did the sign say Cardiff do you remember
02:08:12.500
pussy boy uh who has one whose son has a pussy yeah John John is a trans son okay so Chad put a
02:08:24.140
sign about because because everyone a pussy boy so Chad put a sign about how your your son has a pussy
02:08:28.820
and you call him a pussy boy anyway oh John was upset about that shit he has a trans son that's so sad
02:08:34.520
dude yeah him and Elon Musk I know we all feel bad for the son yes yeah uh nobody I mean nobody had a
02:08:44.060
clue who Chad was or what the dabble verse was we were all these were all victims they're all I'm
02:08:50.060
sorry these were all civilians excited to meet a celebrity but although John was nice to them
02:08:53.540
he blew the opportunity to connect because he only had one thing on his mind and that was making sure
02:08:58.820
everyone sided with him over this mysterious Chad that is so John I could see him just talking to
02:09:04.400
people just like you got it you got they put he put a sign you got to see this sign he put on my
02:09:07.880
so you you're on the Howard Stern show right you got you you know Artie you get to meet Artie
02:09:12.260
yeah you know it's like why are you talking about Chad Zubak to these people the show started at 8 p.m.
02:09:18.800
I wasn't confident John would show up I was excited to meet slash observe him but ultimately I didn't care
02:09:25.100
if he did or didn't at about 7 15 I received a call from him saying where are you I told him I was
02:09:29.840
at the venue and he said he was too it's a very small place and no patrons were there yet so I told
02:09:35.560
him he was in fact not at the venue he said I'm at three daughters brewing I responded by telling him
02:09:42.460
that I've never heard of that place the correct name of the venue is if I brewed the world as I
02:09:48.120
previously texted him and sent the address he accused me of trolling him until I got to the bottom of
02:09:53.500
it figured out three daughters was a place down the street I walked down to retrieve him and bring
02:09:57.220
him back how does somebody miss make a mistake like this this is the thing he's gone to the wrong
02:10:03.820
city for his own therapist yes how is that possible a guy sent you the name and the address you just go
02:10:10.600
to a different place and they complain that no one's there it's so weird uh he says opening acts are
02:10:18.700
important out of the 43 original patrons only about 20 remained by the time I hit the stage
02:10:23.580
some performers can kill a room especially when they spray the eyes with germs during their set
02:10:29.000
so it sounds like John walked a number of people during this set uh anyway I don't want to ramble I
02:10:36.080
just want to let you know that there were 43 not 11 we accused of having 11 people at the show I
02:10:39.920
think that annoyed him a little bit I enjoy the show very much although I'm not sure how interesting
02:10:45.160
I would be as a guest I'd always be welcome at the opportunity at any time I have a few good arty
02:10:48.700
stories about my time on the road with him and even a screech story or two so I will uh I'll get in touch
02:10:56.840
with Ricky Melton and I appreciate him sending this in to explain how this all went down so even when John
02:11:03.220
got a gig it was from a guy who's a fan of the dabble first I just wanted to observe the guy it's
02:11:09.100
incredible again we've always said if you embraced it the right way you could probably make some money
02:11:14.720
from it for sure all right we have a game to play top I'm gonna I'm gonna let you go after this but
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I also found out that Jenny is a slut so you know maybe Steve's heart got broken you know
02:12:01.820
also when I'm driving listening to the radio I like listening to uh bluegrass music I do a lot of it's
02:12:07.660
really good but a lot of it just gets too hokey like it is the subjects are just absolutely basic
02:12:14.040
like I was listening to this one new grass station and the singer went on and he went
02:12:18.540
well my wife ran off and left me yeehaw and my kids all ran away from home
02:12:25.980
woohoo and my dog ran down to the creek and he drowned himself and I don't know why
02:12:36.860
probably because you wouldn't give up your singing career there goober uh
02:12:39.900
let the let the singers from oh brother where art thou do their thing and uh leave me in audio
02:12:49.100
peace okay but uh I actually do like that kind of music but what I like is uh that was a real
02:12:55.940
Dennis Millerism right there you got that well that was a wild one I've never seen him do anything
02:13:01.940
like that before yo peace okay okay but uh I actually do like that kind of music what I like
02:13:08.820
is uh I've been in the airport in Nashville before and the announcements that they do over the PA system
02:13:13.700
they actually have country and western singers like renowned country and western singers uh record the
02:13:18.980
audio drops for him it's like welcome to Nashville airport and if you see a suspicious package please
02:13:25.780
notify any security official it's like you hear that okay it's charming but you know if your flight's
02:13:31.780
delayed you have to listen to that for a few hours it gets really uneasy like you're supposed to hear them
02:13:35.700
like like it's like the next thing they're going to say is what did Tom say next here are your choices
02:13:43.700
number one if you're an Arab terrorist get the hell out of this airport b please note that all terrorists
02:13:53.300
will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law next if you see someone with an alarm clock
02:14:00.980
with a bunch of wires sticking out of it say something
02:14:04.580
four remember folks if you're brown we pat down if you're white you're all right
02:14:16.740
and lastly please let us know if you have any explosives in your check bags it will make our
02:14:22.580
jobs easier two minutes okay I gotta say if it's number four I gotta give credit to Tom that would
02:14:30.820
actually be pretty funny that's the only funny one so it's not that yeah and number three is not
02:14:35.300
bad too actually uh I'm gonna go with lastly let us know if you have explosives in your checked bags
02:14:40.660
makes our job easier top what do you think buddy hmm I think uh if you're in yeah I think one if you're
02:14:50.420
an Arab terrorist get the hell out of this airport uh I think that because so he's being overly descriptive
02:14:56.980
if you're an Arab terrorist there's like a weird rejoinder there that's not necessary
02:15:01.140
get the hell he does out of this airport very overly descriptive it's something he would do
02:15:05.940
it doesn't really make sense so I'm gonna go with one yeah producer Chris what do you think I'm going
02:15:11.460
next you are going next okay let me just say I love the list of a one be next for lastly it's just
02:15:28.580
it's like welcome to Nashville airport and if you see a suspicious package please notify any security
02:15:36.420
official it's like you hear that okay it's charming but you know if your flight's delayed you have to
02:15:40.820
listen to that for a few hours it gets really uneasy like you're supposed to hear them like like
02:15:44.740
it's like it's like the next thing they're going to say is and if you're an Arab terrorist get the
02:15:50.900
hell out of this airport see nice holy well done I am uh but uh no I'm really I'm really digging
02:15:57.940
the band mini loco you know I love the uh I love the the drummer that's all for this time come back
02:16:04.980
next time to find out if you are hacky enough to play two minutes with Tom
02:16:26.500
what does this mean about me i know congratulations
02:16:30.820
top lobster with the big victory today it's that rookie that rookie uh yeah a couple people in the
02:16:39.700
chat also had number one so your analysis was spot on dude once you said that yeah that makes a lot of
02:16:45.780
sense i feel like i know the guy like we've i've listened to him a handful of times maybe but i
02:16:50.500
understand how his brain works so or doesn't work in this manner right yes
02:16:54.980
yeah he that moved to canada's working out well for your dog he loves it okay free dog health care
02:17:09.940
here currently moved to canada when trump was elected really yes yes well it seems like they're
02:17:16.580
gonna suck you back in anyway so yeah it's bad timing on my part bad time it would have been a lot
02:17:22.580
less paperwork if you just went away to the few months oh well well uh top thanks again for coming
02:17:28.020
on the show man i really appreciate it i always love when you're on absolutely thank you for thanks
02:17:31.780
for having me man fantastic job i know you uh you do merch you host some podcasts please where can
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people find you what should they be looking for sure uh top lobster on twitter if you appreciate some
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of my shitposty work toplobster.com if you're looking for uh racist t-shirts but i i do host other
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podcasts on there and it's a like a legitimate business don't tell the irs and uh tower gang if
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you like uh other kind of comedy nephilim death squad if you're into more serious conversations about
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the nephilim carl and uh yeah that's lean and of course uh uh um timeline cleanse i'm not on it but go
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ahead and have my co-host fucking talk about bullshit if you want to thanks sir thanks for hosting me again
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yeah buddy thanks so much for coming on uh we'll talk to you again soon absolutely bye guys nice to
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talk to you again cardiff all right top lobster good gear