TRIGGERnometry - March 27, 2020


Laugh in a Time of Corona： Episode 2 ｜ Danny Posthill


Episode Stats

Length

41 minutes

Words per Minute

192.86954

Word Count

8,001

Sentence Count

199

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

11


Summary

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The lads are joined by the very funny and talented impressionist Danyel Postill to talk about Boris Johnson's coronavirus and how he's going to run the country. Plus, who could be the man to replace Boris if he had to go on the run?

Transcript

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Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 You know how superheroes always show up right when you need them?
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00:00:30.000 this is something that we're doing which is slightly different this is the comedy podcast
00:00:36.140 called laugh in the time of corona and we have got a very special guest haven't we constantin
00:00:40.980 yes we do we're actually hoping to be joined today by the incredibly funny and very talented
00:00:46.740 impressionist danny postill who you may have seen on britain's got talent but
00:00:50.580 danny couldn't make it so we instead we've got diane abbott for you
00:00:54.440 dan how are you doing i'm actually very good and i'm very well and in fact it's a good job you did
00:01:04.280 not have danny post along because he does lots of impersonations of me on twitter and i have
00:01:09.680 actually blocked it because i find him extremely offensive so please if you do not mention his
00:01:14.600 name anymore and mention mine quite a lot then that would be amazing thank you
00:01:19.380 well welcome danny it's great to have you on so for a proper introduction this is danny postill
00:01:26.280 the very talented impressionist and comedian uh so you've been blocked by diane abbott
00:01:31.420 i got blocked by diane abbott what it was is i've done a um i was doing these videos called the
00:01:36.500 weekly postal so obviously i was just doing topical material and it got to the point where
00:01:41.020 everyone just loved me diane abbott impression i mean it's got to the point now where i'm doing
00:01:44.640 different people like today i put a video i was doing uh boris jacob bruce morgan brian butter
00:01:50.280 from phoenix night um because obviously we know that boris is got the coronavirus and i thought
00:01:56.320 who who could step in for boris and i thought jacob bruce morg could be the man as we discussed
00:02:02.460 jacob and he's obviously somebody who does not want to step into that spot however what he did
00:02:09.420 say was brian potter who has ran several working men's clubs and is now running the phoenix club
00:02:13.920 could run our country oh yeah you think you think i can run the country
00:02:17.620 when you're titty-dicking about over there
00:02:19.760 and people are going oh yeah it's great we love it but where's diane albert like everyone just
00:02:28.260 seems to love diane albert right and um so i was doing those videos and um all of a sudden it showed
00:02:35.160 that she blocked me on twitter and then i found this out and i've done another video about saying
00:02:40.820 And basically, like, I've just said at the beginning of the show
00:02:43.700 that she's blocked me and, you know, she doesn't want to know who I am
00:02:46.880 and this, that, and the other.
00:02:47.960 And I've had people who follow me who like the impression videos
00:02:51.580 that I put online, and she's also blocked them as well.
00:02:55.360 Really?
00:02:56.360 Yeah.
00:02:57.000 It's crazy.
00:02:58.140 Oh, man.
00:02:58.600 It's absolutely crazy.
00:03:00.820 That's insane.
00:03:02.240 I know.
00:03:03.120 I know.
00:03:04.100 I mean, because I thought if you're doing an impression of somebody,
00:03:07.200 it's a term of endearment.
00:03:09.000 Of course it is.
00:03:10.820 And it's a sign that you've made it.
00:03:13.420 It is.
00:03:14.240 But, I mean, it depends what reasons you've made it for, really.
00:03:17.520 I mean, she must wish that that interview with Nick Ferrari
00:03:26.040 never, ever happened, because I think that was just the start of it all,
00:03:29.020 wasn't it?
00:03:29.800 Yeah.
00:03:30.740 Was it how many police officers will we have?
00:03:34.160 And the maths was just way out.
00:03:36.480 and then i think and i think her argument to it was i've actually had lots of interviews today
00:03:42.600 and i'm really tired you know and apparently that was that was her excuse you know
00:03:47.520 do you reckon if boris did that and he said oh i'm really tired people would be like oh yeah
00:03:53.620 that's fine yeah yeah can you imagine yeah although he probably is quite tired at the
00:04:00.260 moment let's be honest oh god it very is but i mean what i find with boris as well
00:04:04.020 is you can sort of tell when he's like really flagging on a certain issue,
00:04:08.740 what he's trying to talk over, because what he does,
00:04:11.180 Boris will talk and he is very confident in every single word that he says.
00:04:15.280 And then all of a sudden he will, he will, when he says a certain word,
00:04:18.540 he just brushes over it. For example, when he's talking about the coronavirus,
00:04:23.760 he doesn't like, he doesn't say the coronavirus,
00:04:25.760 he'll just like swipe over it. You know what I mean?
00:04:29.160 Sounds like me when I'm paid to do a longer set, mate.
00:04:31.980 I'm like
00:04:32.480 yeah
00:04:33.000 you're thinking
00:04:34.360 shit what's this word again
00:04:35.740 and you just brush over
00:04:36.760 it's like when I read a book
00:04:38.000 sometimes
00:04:38.580 I'm a really lazy reader
00:04:40.020 and there's a word
00:04:41.060 that like
00:04:41.520 is just too long to read
00:04:42.640 I just sort of brush over it
00:04:43.800 and go
00:04:44.080 well I sort of know
00:04:44.940 what it means
00:04:45.500 do you know what I mean
00:04:46.120 it's like
00:04:46.520 a bit of a blagger reader
00:04:48.120 you know
00:04:48.960 it must be tricky
00:04:50.420 when you're coming up
00:04:51.560 and you're trying to do
00:04:52.400 an impression
00:04:52.920 of a particular politician
00:04:54.340 and
00:04:55.620 there's nothing
00:04:56.960 really about them
00:04:58.120 that you can get a handle on
00:04:59.260 like Rishi Sunak
00:05:00.500 he must be quite
00:05:01.600 challenging do you know what it's funny because i was talking to a friend today and i said i should
00:05:06.080 really learn him um i mean to be honest it's like i say it's one of them voices that doesn't stand
00:05:11.300 out i mean i would have to listen to him again now in order to try and get his voice right because
00:05:15.880 i can't quite remember how it goes um but then michael gove is someone i've never really touched
00:05:21.720 on and when i tried to do michael gove i don't know whether i sound scottish or i'm from cornwall
00:05:26.380 because he's got such a really weird type of voice.
00:05:30.740 You know, his R's can go in any direction.
00:05:33.960 You know what I mean?
00:05:34.760 Like when I say my R's, I could sound like I'm from Cornwall
00:05:37.320 or I could sound like, do you know what I mean?
00:05:39.040 It's just like really weird.
00:05:40.500 So it's one of them you've sort of, it's sort of loosely there,
00:05:44.500 but you've just got to tighten it in on certain words
00:05:46.840 in order to perfect it.
00:05:49.120 But I mean, I think I've heard a few people do Michael Gove before,
00:05:52.400 but I think now because he's, well, he had no choice
00:05:55.440 put to be famous today did he really i mean what's gone on yeah sorry go for me oh well i actually
00:06:04.200 this is a perfect moment for me to interrupt you because just before we crack on with uh with the
00:06:08.600 rest of the show i wanted first of all to remind people who are joining late we've got the brilliant
00:06:12.760 danny posthill who's a talented impressionist as you've already seen you may have caught him on
00:06:17.040 britain's got talent in the past uh but also i wanted to read out a fan of ours uh did a little
00:06:22.620 post on twitter which i find very funny and we we shared it to our various pages uh which is the
00:06:28.040 trigonometry official drinking game uh there's 15 rules i'm going to read them all out very quickly
00:06:33.460 so if you're home watching this enjoy um rule number one constantin interrupts francis one
00:06:40.840 finger that's already been and gone that's been and gone we've done that number rule number two
00:06:48.500 constant and interrupts guests one finger right yeah number three jokes about francis accent or
00:06:56.220 francis in general one finger i'm an immigrant in this country we did that off stream one finger
00:07:02.840 reference to the far right that's two fingers so slightly more rare
00:07:08.380 rule number six well i'm sure that won't trigger anyone two fingers uh seven it's called
00:07:16.280 trigonometry for a reason that's two fingers this is all me so far by the way these are all things
00:07:20.740 that i say um number eight is reference to being a comedian's two fingers reference to trans issues
00:07:27.680 one finger reference to identity politics one finger reference to being demonetized on youtube
00:07:33.900 therefore give us a super chat uh one finger i used to be a teacher no longer me that's francis
00:07:41.480 one finger uh references to constantin being jewish one finger oh actually no that one is
00:07:48.500 unspecified so you know get some kosher wine or something for that one um reference to russia or
00:07:54.320 the soviet union one vodka shot and number 15 reference to venezuela a rum shot so there you
00:08:00.740 go if you're at home watching this get stuck in yeah get stuck in we're going to enable your
00:08:05.320 alcoholism
00:08:06.560 I panicked it
00:08:07.560 because I thought
00:08:08.080 does that mean
00:08:08.660 does that mean
00:08:09.240 we've got to drink
00:08:10.140 because I'm like
00:08:10.580 you didn't prepare me
00:08:11.360 for this game
00:08:11.740 I would have had it
00:08:12.500 all lined up
00:08:13.200 on your desk
00:08:13.800 yeah mate
00:08:14.700 this is how I'm
00:08:15.720 going to ruin
00:08:16.280 my sobriety
00:08:17.300 by drinking games
00:08:19.040 on my own
00:08:19.920 over the internet
00:08:20.900 what a way to do it
00:08:22.900 yeah
00:08:23.240 by the end of it
00:08:25.180 I'll be doing
00:08:25.480 Johnny Vegas
00:08:26.140 and getting
00:08:26.520 absolutely hammered
00:08:27.460 and you just
00:08:27.960 couldn't even
00:08:28.380 get a word in
00:08:29.160 yeah
00:08:29.940 well let me say
00:08:31.120 hello to some
00:08:31.800 of the people
00:08:32.200 in our chat
00:08:32.800 Jenny Morley
00:08:33.540 who's a member
00:08:34.020 of ours
00:08:34.420 thank you very much
00:08:35.080 dune bug muscovy doug uh danger mouse hello to all of you i hope you're all well uh and enjoying
00:08:41.000 the show uh francis is there anything you wanted to ask danny uh there was something danny it's
00:08:46.540 like uh i love a good trump impression danny and you must have been delighted when that man got
00:08:53.020 elected president of the united states because let's be fair you're not gonna have a lot of fun
00:08:58.040 with hillary clinton even build the fun with hillary clinton yeah i mean i was delighted when
00:09:03.920 I mean it's funny
00:09:04.980 Because I was on stage
00:09:05.680 I was doing my set
00:09:06.420 And I was talking about
00:09:07.540 When Boris got in
00:09:08.740 And I said
00:09:09.580 I was delighted
00:09:10.240 That Boris got in
00:09:11.120 You know
00:09:11.380 I said
00:09:11.740 And the main reason
00:09:12.480 Is because
00:09:12.960 I can't do an impression
00:09:13.800 Of Jeremy Corbyn
00:09:14.900 You know
00:09:15.360 The audience thought
00:09:17.460 I was going to get all
00:09:18.140 Political on them
00:09:19.020 You know
00:09:19.520 But it was the same reason
00:09:21.180 You know
00:09:21.460 I mean Hillary
00:09:22.020 Would be difficult to do
00:09:23.380 I mean I've seen people do her
00:09:24.900 But there's nothing
00:09:25.460 That really stands out
00:09:26.580 Do you know about Daniel
00:09:27.700 What I love about Daniel
00:09:28.840 That he's got a lot of things
00:09:29.960 Going for him
00:09:30.520 You know
00:09:30.760 It's so great
00:09:31.780 The way he says certain words
00:09:33.260 like as i remember when i first done him so good i remember when i first done him it was um so my
00:09:39.640 agent at the time rang me she said can you do uh donald trump and i says no she said well you've
00:09:43.660 got a week to learn him and i said um yeah basically it's like go monkey boy do you know
00:09:50.480 what i mean before yeah so um yeah so it was it was a sky news rap battle and it was hillary
00:09:55.820 clinton versus donald trump and i got the gig and um ever since then i thought you know what i should
00:10:00.620 really do more of trump but i mean the stuff that he's been saying you know i mean when they were
00:10:06.260 asking him about um you know mr president you're calling it the chinese flu why do you call it the
00:10:11.360 chinese flu and he's like because it's from china it's it's it's it's a it's a chinese flu it's from
00:10:16.220 china and and didn't he and didn't didn't he also call it the kong flu the kong flu i was just
00:10:22.540 you know he's actually he's like um he's a caricature in himself yeah i think trump and
00:10:32.560 regardless of his politics i mean even like you know but i do panto as well the kids know who he
00:10:38.140 is the kids think it's hilarious when i do trump really really and these are like these are six
00:10:43.080 year olds who know nothing about politics you know but but they hear words like you know fake
00:10:48.120 news and they hear the things that he says you know and they just love they just love his
00:10:52.340 mannerisms and everything and the whole thing i mean because i've just recently done it i've just
00:10:57.440 recently done a sketch um about you know how donald trump would tackle the kung flu and he
00:11:02.580 would use his own martial arts you know and because he moves his hand like that that would
00:11:06.200 be the jab you know that would be the palm strike that'd be the prospect and then when they come
00:11:10.780 close he's gonna do the head crush there's the head crush right there you know so he's just the
00:11:16.240 movements is i mean i don't know whether he's always done them movements because i watched a
00:11:20.240 documentary on him on netflix i don't know whether you've watched it oh yeah the one it's like a six
00:11:25.500 part series isn't it it is yeah it's crazy yeah crazy and i was watching him and he didn't really
00:11:31.580 do any of those mannerisms there so i don't know whether he's um he's he's sort of had an advisor
00:11:38.260 to tell him he needs to be more bigger when he's on stage i mean when he's doing arenas and stuff
00:11:42.340 like that i don't know whether he's had someone to tell him how to do that or you know but he had
00:11:47.460 the same steve bannon was his advisor wasn't he yeah yeah yeah yeah and i also heard that he was
00:11:54.420 advising boris as well steve bannon for a bit he was really and to be i saw but two and two together
00:12:01.140 with it because um if you if you um watch trump talk he always mentions people's name when he's
00:12:07.960 talking to them you know um so so you know as i was saying jeff you know he would say their name
00:12:13.540 all the time and boris have you noticed boris is doing that in the interviews and when he's when
00:12:17.880 he's when people are asking questions about the crowd i see we have a question from jenny yes
00:12:22.860 jenny yes jenny and he'll just keep repeating their name you know so i don't know whether i
00:12:27.280 don't know whether that's just a little trait or i just get so bored during this coronavirus
00:12:31.800 because I've got nowhere else to go
00:12:33.420 that I think of these little things, you know.
00:12:37.660 You know what's just occurred to me
00:12:39.200 is we are modelling the three stages of hair loss
00:12:41.980 in the stream.
00:12:43.280 Have you noticed that?
00:12:43.920 We are.
00:12:45.040 This is legit, isn't it?
00:12:46.660 I'm like halfway between the two of you somewhere.
00:12:50.400 Actually, this podcast could be sponsored by Regain,
00:12:53.940 couldn't it?
00:12:55.720 Actually, do you know what?
00:12:57.200 Oh, actually, yeah.
00:12:58.980 Yes.
00:12:59.880 Regain, if you're listening,
00:13:01.180 um please we'd love it we have a lot of male viewers uh or francis but do you know this sorry
00:13:08.280 well you guys have to drink because i just interrupted francis but uh since i handle
00:13:13.120 some of our marketing we actually have a sponsor who uh sponsors hair hair loss products do really
00:13:20.500 yeah yeah coming up we should have done it for this episode really shouldn't we
00:13:24.600 Yeah, absolutely.
00:13:26.440 Could have put it out there ahead of the game.
00:13:27.760 I'll have all the episodes to announce that, you know.
00:13:31.560 But, yeah.
00:13:32.740 What do you reckon would happen if Boris, like,
00:13:35.500 how do you reckon Donald Trump would talk to Boris?
00:13:37.880 What do you reckon he'd say to him when they meet?
00:13:40.480 I've just got to think, well, Trump would obviously be the one,
00:13:43.080 and, you know, he's king of the castle, isn't he, you know?
00:13:46.140 He's like, do you know, Boris, if you're going to be the school bully,
00:13:49.520 I am the top school bully.
00:13:50.700 Nobody is the best school bully.
00:13:52.280 I'm the best school bully.
00:13:53.440 you know so just let you know if you want to speak to me that's fine you can i do not want
00:13:58.460 any trouble and what i will do is i will i will what i will do if there's a question that you
00:14:02.860 ask me that i don't know hopefully there'll be people either side of me that i can point over
00:14:07.860 to and they can answer the question for me which is basically yeah yeah you know what do you know
00:14:15.960 what i love to see i would love to see diane abbott handling the coronavirus questions
00:14:20.920 how brilliant would that be we'd all tune in for that wouldn't we okay what you need to do
00:14:28.560 is this announcement from your prime minister what you need to do is you all need to go outside
00:14:34.460 even though the pub's closed so sorry sorry you need to stay in
00:14:39.300 you know i mean imagine how many advisors you'd need around her you know yeah oh i think brilliant
00:14:50.620 and how come you found
00:14:52.080 Jeremy Corbyn
00:14:52.980 so hard to impersonate
00:14:53.940 is it just because
00:14:54.580 he's a bit bland
00:14:55.460 like just in terms
00:14:56.560 of his personality
00:14:57.420 yeah
00:14:58.500 it's like
00:14:59.420 there's a blandness there
00:15:00.880 a bit like
00:15:02.040 David Cameron
00:15:03.000 however
00:15:04.500 hats off to
00:15:05.520 Rory Bremner
00:15:06.120 Rory Bremner
00:15:06.740 used to do a very good
00:15:07.600 David Cameron
00:15:08.160 but even still
00:15:09.340 it was hard to grasp
00:15:10.400 that he was actually
00:15:11.280 doing them
00:15:11.820 because it's sort of
00:15:12.840 this bland
00:15:13.540 RP voice
00:15:15.060 you know
00:15:15.580 he had this really funny
00:15:17.700 joke about David Cameron
00:15:18.840 I remember it
00:15:19.460 someone said to him
00:15:20.200 you haven't really quite worked out David Cameron.
00:15:22.300 And then you said, yeah, I don't think David Cameron
00:15:23.740 has quite worked out David Cameron either.
00:15:27.540 So good.
00:15:29.060 Brilliant.
00:15:29.860 Brilliant.
00:15:30.800 Yeah, but then you've got, you know,
00:15:32.580 you've got people like Nigel Farage, you know,
00:15:34.440 who's very upbeat, you know.
00:15:36.040 And I don't know what it is with Nigel,
00:15:37.400 is his hands are literally throwing an invisible ball
00:15:40.400 up into the air.
00:15:42.360 He's very excited.
00:15:45.600 He's even more excited, you know.
00:15:47.820 But people like him are just great.
00:15:49.840 I've actually met Nigel
00:15:51.260 and he told me
00:15:52.020 he quite liked my impression
00:15:53.400 but he was
00:15:54.180 he brushed over it
00:15:56.240 though
00:15:56.380 he didn't really sort of
00:15:57.880 whether he did like it or not
00:15:59.180 I don't know
00:15:59.700 but he was a nice enough bloke
00:16:01.320 he seems like he's someone
00:16:02.800 who could actually take a joke
00:16:04.060 you know
00:16:04.560 you can't say that out loud mate
00:16:06.480 as a comedian
00:16:07.200 he seems like a nice enough bloke
00:16:08.800 what I'm getting now
00:16:09.640 are messages about you being cancelled
00:16:11.420 they're coming through on my phone
00:16:14.480 cancelled Danny Pestill
00:16:15.480 everything at a comedy club in London
00:16:17.320 and now
00:16:17.880 they were ready to book me
00:16:18.980 and they've now cancelled me
00:16:20.260 it's like saying
00:16:22.980 you've met Nigel Farage
00:16:24.860 on the comedy set
00:16:25.640 it is basically like
00:16:26.960 a homosexual
00:16:27.620 coming out of homophobic parents
00:16:29.260 isn't it really
00:16:29.960 oh mate
00:16:33.000 they lose their shit
00:16:34.400 it's incredible
00:16:35.660 the moment you bring up
00:16:37.200 Nigel Farage
00:16:38.180 sorry go for it Dan
00:16:39.040 yeah I mean
00:16:40.160 we talk about things
00:16:42.080 you can talk about politics
00:16:43.640 but if your opinion
00:16:45.120 doesn't fall in line with theirs
00:16:46.400 there's absolute hell on
00:16:47.420 isn't there
00:16:47.820 you know they flip up the monopoly board everything goes crazy and it and it is you just think to
00:16:53.120 yourself like you know whatever happened to having a debate and then they'll start bloody having to
00:16:58.500 go at you about democracy and i'm just going oh do you know what i give up it's crazy
00:17:02.860 but uh let me let me say hello to a few more people francis this is unusual but we've got
00:17:10.220 a number of women in the chat saying that not only are you hot you're also lovely and awesome
00:17:14.500 oh really
00:17:15.820 I think we're
00:17:16.980 I think we're being
00:17:17.720 I think we're being trolled
00:17:19.040 to be honest
00:17:19.520 I think she's talking about you
00:17:21.440 mate
00:17:21.700 but yeah
00:17:24.260 we've got a bunch of people
00:17:25.520 in the chat guys
00:17:26.300 send us a super chat
00:17:27.940 if you want Danny
00:17:28.600 to do some kind of impression
00:17:29.680 send us a super chat
00:17:30.660 we'll ask them the question
00:17:31.840 we've got over 150
00:17:33.040 here we go
00:17:33.080 right
00:17:33.420 here's a challenge for you
00:17:34.760 right
00:17:34.980 so if anyone wants to
00:17:36.280 like sort of write an impression
00:17:37.740 even if they're not
00:17:39.100 in my repertoire
00:17:39.600 I'll have a go at them
00:17:40.640 how does that sound
00:17:41.580 well we were chatting before
00:17:43.000 let me just say
00:17:43.900 We've got over 150 people watching the stream live
00:17:46.460 and we'll have thousands watching it.
00:17:48.020 So if you're watching it,
00:17:48.840 thank you very much for being here.
00:17:50.540 Smash that like button,
00:17:51.680 get this video further up the YouTube algorithm.
00:17:54.220 But we were chatting before,
00:17:55.320 this may be a bit of a niche one,
00:17:57.140 but you look a lot like UFC promoter Dana White.
00:18:01.360 You know, what I love about Dana
00:18:03.060 is his confidence, you know,
00:18:05.540 and the way he moves his head forward,
00:18:07.900 because you know the man's a rich billionaire.
00:18:10.300 He basically lets that interviewer know
00:18:12.800 that he's Dana White.
00:18:13.900 And he will be Dana White.
00:18:15.100 And everyone remember who Dana White is, you know?
00:18:17.580 And it's just the confidence of the man.
00:18:20.320 And the way he's – I mean, I've never heard a man say Conor more
00:18:24.400 than when Conor McGregor was in the UFC, you know?
00:18:28.440 I mean, how many times would he say Conor in a sentence?
00:18:31.500 It's crazy.
00:18:32.900 Let me read out a few more, man.
00:18:35.160 Someone says, can you do Rick Stein?
00:18:38.340 Rick Stein?
00:18:39.180 Is he the chef?
00:18:41.020 The seafood chef.
00:18:42.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:42.540 If I knew how he went
00:18:46.760 If I knew sort of how he sounded
00:18:49.100 How does Rick Stein sound?
00:18:51.040 I have no fucking idea mate
00:18:52.300 So sorry he can't do that
00:18:53.400 But we have our first super chat
00:18:55.260 From Canada
00:18:56.840 You might have to black up for this one
00:18:59.140 Because someone is asking you to do an impression of Justin Trudeau
00:19:01.980 Oh Justin Trudeau
00:19:03.960 Is he the Canadian
00:19:04.880 The Canadian Prime Minister
00:19:06.080 The Canadian Prime Minister
00:19:07.600 The only time I saw him speak
00:19:11.520 and i can't quite remember how we speak uh because people from canada talk like have the
00:19:15.980 little pauses in between their sentences like it's a bit like um it's a mixture it's a little
00:19:20.740 bit like californian is it do you know what i mean yeah but i don't know how he goes but i do
00:19:25.060 remember the eyebrow incident can you remember that what's the eyebrow incident yeah the eyebrow
00:19:30.520 incident it was he was getting interviewed and his eyebrow dropped down a little bit i think it's if
00:19:34.800 you look it up on youtube it's it's it's about it was really one of them yeah it was it was really
00:19:40.400 funny yeah yeah and then obviously yeah about that blacking up situation but he'd done it years
00:19:46.300 ago didn't he yeah yeah yeah i don't think he still does it but he did a hell of a lot at the
00:19:51.140 time he got his he got all this blacking out blacking up out of the way early you know what
00:19:56.180 i mean and uh the jason mcdonald mcconnell who gave us the super chat he says you're absolutely
00:20:01.240 right his eyebrow did fall off during the year yeah that is incredible his eye literally fell
00:20:07.580 off i've heard of fake nails and fake eyelashes but not fake eyebrows francis i don't know if
00:20:14.060 you've got the chat up in front of you there's other other people um that being suggested so
00:20:18.080 uh read them out if you can so yeah we've got a few uh somebody says can you do lewis hamilton
00:20:24.540 i don't know but what does lewis hamilton sound like yeah that's that's the thing that's the
00:20:29.700 What about Matt Lucas?
00:20:31.580 Matt Lucas.
00:20:32.740 Can you do...
00:20:34.020 Anybody?
00:20:34.680 No, dust.
00:20:35.720 Anybody?
00:20:36.320 No, dust.
00:20:37.260 I can do Marjorie cars.
00:20:38.980 Yeah, no, no.
00:20:40.020 I'm from Little Britain.
00:20:42.760 What other characters does he do in Little Britain?
00:20:44.600 Because he's another one.
00:20:46.320 He does so many characters.
00:20:47.420 You think, what does he actually sound like?
00:20:48.700 There's the only guy in the village.
00:20:51.180 Yeah.
00:20:51.480 I love Bacardi and Cork, please, my friend.
00:20:55.640 That's very, very good.
00:20:57.260 Do you do Gordon Ramsay?
00:20:58.260 since we were talking about ships.
00:21:01.020 See, Gordon, he's not in my repertoire,
00:21:03.680 but I'll have a go at him, you know.
00:21:06.420 I'm just trying to think of a sentence
00:21:08.040 that Gordon would say.
00:21:11.560 Get the fuck out of my kitchen.
00:21:14.240 Oh my God, that beef is so really dumb.
00:21:16.980 It's still fucking walking.
00:21:22.100 Tyson Fury, the Gypsy King,
00:21:23.940 are you familiar with him?
00:21:25.440 Yeah, people say I look like him as well.
00:21:27.480 Yeah.
00:21:28.260 What I find with Tyson is he's got this sort of voice
00:21:31.320 that's like, really, his mouth seems to move
00:21:34.040 independently of him sometimes.
00:21:35.960 But I think I need to go slightly deeper when I do Tyson.
00:21:39.780 Yeah.
00:21:40.740 Piers Morgan?
00:21:42.800 He's a difficult one to do.
00:21:44.700 Is he?
00:21:44.940 But what I find with Piers Morgan is when he's in interviews,
00:21:48.680 he's just, well, he basically, I mean, you know,
00:21:52.240 people are saying, you know, you should have a shot
00:21:54.380 every time you interrupt somebody.
00:21:56.180 Can you imagine if they've done that when they watch
00:21:57.880 good morning the whole country would never recover from the alcoholism that would cause
00:22:03.720 two bottles of vodka by the time it was eight o'clock in the morning wouldn't it yeah you know
00:22:07.720 what it'd be a really good way to justify your alcoholism wouldn't it it would yeah you know
00:22:12.700 a fantastic drinking game like if there's i'm sure that we've got people watching it that will
00:22:18.680 maybe fancy doing impressions so danny how would you advise someone about how to do an impression
00:22:24.600 What little tips and tricks can you tell people?
00:22:26.460 Right, well, I'm going to have a stab at Piers Morgan
00:22:28.880 because he's someone I haven't really sort of done very well, you know.
00:22:33.460 You know, what I generally find for Piers Morgan,
00:22:35.780 hang on, hang on, hang on, what I find is, you know,
00:22:39.380 I said I wanted to leave.
00:22:40.400 I said I wanted to remain in the European Union.
00:22:42.560 And a lot of people voted leave.
00:22:44.440 Most of the people voted leave.
00:22:45.700 So I think we should accept the fact that we voted leave.
00:22:48.600 You know, you know, he does this sort of like,
00:22:50.380 he goes slightly higher sometimes, you know.
00:22:52.500 So he's a voice I couldn't quite get.
00:22:53.840 But what I would say is just basically just listen to people.
00:23:00.560 Everyone says they've got this sort of formula of how to do it.
00:23:03.780 Different impressionists have different ways of doing it.
00:23:05.880 But I just generally find just watching people.
00:23:09.620 When I first started on the circuit, you know, I mean, you've seen I do quite a lot of comics in myself
00:23:14.200 because I used to just watch Mock the Week.
00:23:16.900 Be like Dara O'Brien.
00:23:18.740 It's that when you watch Dara O'Brien, he always does the...
00:23:22.180 Yeah.
00:23:22.540 so that sort of like
00:23:24.840 I mean I always thought
00:23:26.140 that Dara
00:23:26.720 was the voice
00:23:27.920 for the buzzers
00:23:28.900 on Britain's Got Talent
00:23:29.920 do you know what I mean
00:23:30.720 when the press
00:23:32.820 eh
00:23:33.400 eh
00:23:33.920 eh
00:23:34.500 you know
00:23:35.840 Dara's there
00:23:37.300 you know
00:23:37.700 with a microphone
00:23:38.520 you do a cracking McIntyre
00:23:41.300 I remember seeing you
00:23:42.180 do McIntyre
00:23:43.000 McIntyre was brilliant
00:23:44.000 McIntyre is one of my favourites
00:23:45.400 I love Michael
00:23:46.320 and Michael is somebody
00:23:47.360 who I used to always watch
00:23:49.080 I used to always watch
00:23:50.500 you know
00:23:51.580 Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow, and he had all the guests on there.
00:23:55.580 And he's impersonating quite a lot of the guests who were on there.
00:23:57.680 People like John Bishop, you know, he was Ed Lan on the show.
00:24:01.360 And there's a few that I do that are on the circuit.
00:24:03.400 Well, I do Scott Benning as well.
00:24:05.000 You know, I say to Scott, you need to hurry up and get famous
00:24:07.840 so I can put you in my set, you know.
00:24:11.880 And actually, a few people are asking, like, just curiosity-wise,
00:24:16.420 is an impression something you have to kind of prepare for?
00:24:18.880 Or like they're saying, can you do an impression of one of the two of us?
00:24:23.580 Well, do you know what I think?
00:24:25.240 I'm fucking easy to do an impression of.
00:24:28.380 Just think of the most racist person you know and then just do that voice.
00:24:33.340 And then basically I sound like their granddad.
00:24:36.660 Yeah, I think I'm the stereotypical how a racist would look.
00:24:40.740 Do you know what I mean?
00:24:41.460 White, bald man with a Geordie accent, you know.
00:24:44.000 um but um no i think the reason i said you know ask me you know if i can do certain voices you
00:24:51.720 know even if i haven't tried to do them before um just so i can prove to people how difficult it is
00:24:57.040 because i've just tried to do a couple on the spot there and they weren't really very good
00:25:00.540 and the ones that i've honed and i've worked at you know you know a landing so basically it does
00:25:06.880 take time i mean i remember when i first used to hear me trump and i was like oh god that's terrible
00:25:11.420 you know when i'd look back but at the time because it was very fresh and it was very new
00:25:15.160 i was getting away with it um but because i've done it for like well god how long has he been
00:25:19.920 pressed four years now but i've been doing trump for four years it's you do it all the time and
00:25:25.520 because you you're on the set doing your set um you're just constantly doing that voice and it
00:25:30.700 just gets better and better and better each time you know you must be hoping for a trump victory
00:25:35.900 surely Danny
00:25:36.760 even if you don't
00:25:37.800 agree with his
00:25:38.500 policies
00:25:39.120 saying that
00:25:40.840 I mean Biden
00:25:41.660 would be great
00:25:42.720 for material
00:25:43.360 wouldn't he
00:25:43.920 because
00:25:44.200 he's basically
00:25:46.320 their answer
00:25:46.980 to Diane Abbott
00:25:47.740 isn't he
00:25:48.200 so I get a lot
00:25:49.200 of material
00:25:49.680 out of him
00:25:50.260 but I'm just
00:25:52.080 like you know
00:25:52.620 what I'm happy
00:25:53.260 with Trump
00:25:53.680 at the minute
00:25:54.080 like with the
00:25:54.580 voice and the
00:25:55.160 material
00:25:55.560 I'm just happy
00:25:57.400 can we just
00:25:58.160 leave it at this
00:25:58.820 please
00:25:59.100 so I don't
00:25:59.560 have to
00:25:59.960 it sounds like
00:26:01.300 I'm lazy
00:26:01.880 you know
00:26:02.260 that I've got to
00:26:03.000 write some more
00:26:03.660 material
00:26:04.060 but I mean I do
00:26:04.760 as Trump
00:26:05.180 anyway
00:26:05.500 where you've got to update your stuff all the time.
00:26:07.640 I mean, there's been a guy,
00:26:09.740 everyone's doing them Joe Wicks workouts now,
00:26:11.860 aren't they, at the minute?
00:26:12.400 Yeah.
00:26:13.400 And I've just started doing him in my set.
00:26:16.640 And this is just because,
00:26:17.880 I mean, my nana rang me,
00:26:19.160 she was like,
00:26:19.480 oh, I've been doing Joe Wicks workouts.
00:26:21.040 I'm like, God,
00:26:21.940 it can't be that hard then, nana,
00:26:23.080 you're 80.
00:26:23.880 You know what I mean?
00:26:26.220 Francis, man, we've got another super chat.
00:26:27.920 Do you want to read it out?
00:26:28.580 We have.
00:26:29.020 We've got it from Jason McConnell.
00:26:30.460 He gave us 20 Canadian dollars.
00:26:32.400 Thank you very much, Jason.
00:26:33.800 Come on, people.
00:26:34.480 Bring these guys.
00:26:35.500 Francis' Gibbs suit payments to make.
00:26:38.900 I do indeed.
00:26:39.860 Thank you for pointing that out.
00:26:41.100 And it doesn't come cheap either, I'll tell you that.
00:26:44.280 All hand-stitched.
00:26:45.960 And impression, Stephen Fry.
00:26:49.480 Stephen Fry.
00:26:51.120 He's just very quite well-spoken, isn't he, Stephen Fry?
00:26:54.080 Very, yeah.
00:26:55.360 How does Stephen Fry go?
00:26:57.000 Is he a bit like this, isn't he?
00:26:59.000 It's very like he would be reading or narrating a story.
00:27:02.120 Is that how Stephen Fry goes?
00:27:03.480 I don't know.
00:27:04.000 I've had a stab at it anyway
00:27:05.660 yeah well done
00:27:06.640 I was going to say
00:27:08.960 a couple of others
00:27:09.840 Danny Dyer
00:27:10.540 is that someone you
00:27:11.380 do you know what
00:27:13.200 I've tried to do
00:27:13.880 Danny Dyer
00:27:14.420 he's very low
00:27:15.420 he's one I've struggled with
00:27:17.560 as well as Morgan Freeman
00:27:18.780 I've struggled to get
00:27:19.880 Morgan Freeman
00:27:20.400 because he's so low
00:27:21.500 you know what I mean
00:27:22.540 I was going to say
00:27:23.680 your Piers Morgan
00:27:24.380 is actually really good
00:27:25.480 but a little bit high pitched
00:27:26.640 if you could go low
00:27:27.500 I think it would be right on
00:27:28.760 yeah that's
00:27:29.760 see it's little things like that
00:27:31.260 like I've just done it then
00:27:32.360 now what I'll do
00:27:33.200 is i'll go away and i'll go right and i'll make notes of what you know i'm doing i'll keep watching
00:27:38.440 them and then sometimes i watch people like the dana white thing that sort of just come i mean
00:27:43.440 he's not one of my best but it's something that just comes to me because i watch ufc press
00:27:47.320 conferences all the time right um do you have a favorite ufc fighter one of my favorites to do
00:27:53.500 has got to be conor mcgregor you know because conor conor has to ask both of those voices where
00:27:57.360 he's got the press conference voice where he is talking and he is talking about how his tactics
00:28:02.160 are going to be in the fight
00:28:03.120 and talks about the timing
00:28:04.200 and talks about the precision
00:28:05.280 and he's been the most confident man
00:28:07.820 yet most relaxed man.
00:28:09.280 And then you get the Conor
00:28:10.220 who's really loud
00:28:11.120 and he just wants to knock
00:28:12.260 somebody's head off, yeah?
00:28:13.700 So he's got those sort of like
00:28:15.120 two levels to him.
00:28:16.940 But I do like the Conor
00:28:18.540 press conference Conor, you know?
00:28:20.740 It's quite nice to listen to
00:28:22.200 and it's quite relaxing.
00:28:24.100 But also, he's donated a million pounds
00:28:26.860 to doctors and nurses, I think,
00:28:29.660 in Ireland.
00:28:31.020 Do you?
00:28:31.200 yeah yeah yeah
00:28:32.620 it was on Twitter
00:28:33.060 I retweeted it
00:28:33.820 I thought good
00:28:34.340 good for him
00:28:34.940 you know
00:28:35.320 great great stuff
00:28:36.800 great way to bury
00:28:37.980 some of the bad stuff
00:28:39.020 he's done as well
00:28:39.820 but anyway
00:28:40.320 well yeah yeah
00:28:42.020 and you
00:28:42.780 you know what
00:28:43.520 someone straight away
00:28:44.780 commented on that
00:28:45.780 I mean
00:28:46.160 by the way Connor
00:28:47.060 if you're listening
00:28:47.580 I'm not gonna
00:28:49.100 you know
00:28:49.680 even if you don't think
00:28:53.100 that I'm Dana White
00:28:53.860 I'm gonna not give you
00:28:54.600 any more fights
00:28:55.300 I don't want any trouble
00:28:56.740 Connor okay
00:28:57.480 so
00:28:58.200 yeah
00:28:59.280 and a few Irish people
00:29:00.760 in the chat saying that's a spot on dublin accent by the way oh really yeah we're getting lots of
00:29:06.180 really positive feedback on all the accents so people are really enjoying enjoying the show
00:29:10.500 and if you are enjoying the show guys we've got approaching 200 people watching this live
00:29:14.820 smash that like button send us a super chat because i know when we talk to you personally
00:29:19.380 it feels a little bit different there's more interaction but do support us so we can keep
00:29:23.160 going with the life and the time of corona this is only the second episode and we'll be doing lots
00:29:27.720 more of these uh francis but you you want to ask something yeah i was gonna say um should we do a
00:29:33.040 quiz we've got uh we've got a quiz um so i'm gonna give you five conspiracy theories four i've made
00:29:40.080 up myself one of whom i didn't and is actually out there you've got to guess which one is the
00:29:46.960 one that is genuinely out there all right before we go though i've got another super chat to read
00:29:52.080 out from jenny morley who's a big fan and supporter of us thank you jenny uh with the 10 pound says
00:29:56.700 let francis choose uh sorry no that's not going to happen not even not even for 10 pounds
00:30:02.360 you can now finish all your drinks
00:30:07.020 number one the corona conspiracy theory number one guys you can play at home as well
00:30:16.400 so write down the numbers and then just put them in our chat which one you think is real or not
00:30:21.260 Okay. Conspiracy theory number one. The coronavirus was created in Israel to wipe out the Chinese and the Labour Party. Conspiracy theory number two. Celebrities are being paid to say they have COVID-19 and the rapper Cardi B has said most of these celebrities look like they're on an advert.
00:30:48.740 so that's number two
00:30:50.800 number three
00:30:52.940 this is conspiracy theory number three
00:30:55.780 Cristiano Ronaldo can't
00:30:57.840 get it because he is an
00:30:59.760 alien brought to earth
00:31:00.920 to score goals and convince everybody
00:31:03.840 that he's a human being
00:31:05.160 conspiracy theory number
00:31:07.760 four Boris Johnson
00:31:09.860 cheated on his partner and is using
00:31:12.040 the self-isolation tactic
00:31:13.760 as an excuse to impregnate another
00:31:16.020 woman
00:31:16.340 that is not a conspiracy theory that is just fucking fact mate
00:31:21.800 and uh number five the governments around the world have decided to use the coronavirus to stop
00:31:31.560 industry reset global warning warming and help our planet so we're going to go over it again
00:31:38.800 number one was the coronavirus was created in israel to wipe out the chinese
00:31:43.380 and the Labour Party.
00:31:45.800 Number two, celebrities are being paid to say they have COVID-19.
00:31:50.600 Cardi B said most of these celebrities look like they're on an advert.
00:31:55.100 Conspiracy number three, Cristiano Ronaldo can't get it
00:31:58.880 because he's an alien brought to earth to score goals
00:32:01.280 and convince nobody that he's a human being.
00:32:04.800 Number four, Boris Johnson cheating on his partner
00:32:07.420 and is using the self-isolation tactic as an excuse to impregnate more women.
00:32:12.020 And number five, the governments around the world decided to use the coronavirus to stop industry and reset global warming.
00:32:19.860 Which one do you think it is? Right. Off you go, Danny. You'd be first.
00:32:25.640 Right. Well, do you know what? Number four is the funniest. I'll give you that. That's the funniest one.
00:32:31.700 Well, I think actually out of all of them, looking at everything, I'd say the reset and the global warming thing,
00:32:38.680 because obviously Greta Emberg obviously come into trend, didn't she?
00:32:43.780 And everyone was doing all the marches about global warming and everything.
00:32:46.540 And this is very recent.
00:32:49.180 And then since this has happened, everyone's been talking about, you know,
00:32:53.420 how we live in a better world and we live in a better environment.
00:32:56.580 And, you know, everything's more pure.
00:32:59.000 And so I would say number five.
00:33:02.260 Yeah, I would say number five.
00:33:03.600 I would say number five as well.
00:33:04.900 But I am curious, how do you reckon Boris feels about the opportunity to be, you know, in self-isolation with a hot secretary?
00:33:14.080 Well, being in my job and the stress that I'm under, what I genuinely needed when I was in that press conference, when everybody was asking me questions.
00:33:24.980 and the reason i was sort of uh going over certain uh things i wasn't answering the question
00:33:30.000 probably and going to either side what was going through in my mind was i need a bloody good shack
00:33:35.420 and that's the moment diane abbott turns up
00:33:40.280 lovely so it's number five right so we're both going for number five yeah yes we are
00:33:48.600 number five yeah and so let's go before we say we've let's go to the people in our chart
00:33:54.620 Muscovy Duck says five
00:33:56.540 also lol
00:33:57.700 if you scroll up there's loads more mate
00:34:00.660 as they scroll up there's loads so let's have
00:34:03.100 Natas said four
00:34:05.180 Aaron Hook said two
00:34:06.800 Jesus Franco said five
00:34:08.460 Rick Sam Rick says 17
00:34:10.740 that reminds me of teaching bottom set maths
00:34:12.780 thank you mate
00:34:13.480 Django says two
00:34:16.300 Muscovy Duck says two
00:34:18.060 Jason McConnell 69
00:34:19.800 Brofist who doesn't love a dirty joke
00:34:22.480 Iht says two
00:34:24.420 Chrissy22 says two.
00:34:25.800 Cain Amon says two.
00:34:30.160 Michael Johnson says conspiracy theory number six.
00:34:32.980 Francis doesn't have AIDS.
00:34:34.560 Thank you, mate.
00:34:35.180 Bring us back to 1992 with that joke.
00:34:39.980 Stu P Cunningham, five.
00:34:41.660 John Jackson, five.
00:34:42.660 Maria Eve, five.
00:34:44.840 Gazza says it's got to be Boris.
00:34:47.220 Simon Mulligan says two or five.
00:34:49.220 I'll go two.
00:34:50.700 And Jesus Franco says three.
00:34:52.260 uh it's actually believe it or not guys it is number two what yeah there is a conspiracy theory
00:35:00.540 right now being circulated on the interweb that uh celebrities are being paid to say they have
00:35:07.380 COVID-19 and Cardi B the rapper I don't know her work but she did she did come out and say that
00:35:13.520 that's incredible wow well done mate you you you snuck an obvious one in there that we both went
00:35:20.640 for but actually
00:35:21.500 you have something
00:35:22.040 under the table
00:35:22.720 very nice
00:35:23.240 and Johnny Pappy
00:35:24.500 says this guy's
00:35:25.940 impressions are so
00:35:26.920 bloody good
00:35:27.520 people are really
00:35:28.320 loving your stuff
00:35:29.020 Danny so thanks
00:35:29.720 very much for
00:35:30.200 coming on my
00:35:30.700 friend
00:35:30.920 lovely
00:35:31.940 and we've got
00:35:33.180 one whilst quiz
00:35:33.960 if you want to
00:35:34.460 do it
00:35:34.840 you can play
00:35:35.360 it on as well
00:35:36.500 okay cool
00:35:37.320 so this is
00:35:38.160 which celebrity
00:35:38.960 said this
00:35:39.720 ridiculous thing
00:35:40.820 am I still
00:35:42.340 going to go
00:35:42.720 outside
00:35:43.220 yes
00:35:43.980 am I still
00:35:44.940 going to hug
00:35:45.380 my fans
00:35:46.020 yes
00:35:46.680 COVID won't
00:35:47.760 affect me
00:35:48.320 because I'm
00:35:48.900 too strong
00:35:49.660 okay okay celebrity said that yeah well francis is about to give us a list i think isn't he
00:35:57.240 okay yeah so that's number one number two is we have it totally under control
00:36:02.900 it's one person coming in from china we have it under control it's going to be just fine
00:36:08.760 the man's a genius he's a comic genius
00:36:13.960 now here's a call back to one celebrities who say they have the virus sound that like they're in a
00:36:22.260 flat tummy tea commercial that's number three and number four the people are saying we'll be fine
00:36:29.000 because we are young is putting a lot of people in danger who aren't young or healthy you sound
00:36:34.600 stupid and privileged and you need to care more about the people around you like now so number
00:36:40.840 one do you know who it is everybody play at home yeah i would say um maybe justin bieber
00:36:47.800 uh it's not a bad one uh it is ant middleton the sas guy we're taking the piss out of him here
00:36:54.200 but i wouldn't take the piss out of him to his face no absolutely not so that's conor mcgregor
00:36:59.220 and dan middleton yeah um we have it totally under control it's one person coming in from china we
00:37:08.280 have it under control it's going to be just fine it's you know that's got to be trump it's got to
00:37:13.600 be trump you know it was in such it i mean you didn't even need to do his voice when that was
00:37:18.680 when you said that you know yeah the rhythm and everything how it was said was just just trump
00:37:24.080 all over yep absolutely celebrities who say they have the virus sound like they're in a flat tummy
00:37:29.620 t commercial but that'd be cardi b i'm guessing yeah yeah that'd be cardi b and the people who
00:37:35.180 saying we'll be fine because we are young is putting a lot of people in danger who aren't
00:37:38.520 young or healthy you sound stupid and privileged and you need to care more about the people around
00:37:42.960 you like now any idea piers morgan donald trump really no it wasn't trump it was ariana grande
00:37:51.360 you genuinely shocked me there man i was like me too all right danny well thank you so much for
00:38:03.340 coming on the show uh before we let you go uh where do people go to you're putting a lot of
00:38:07.540 stuff out on your socials and it's really hilarious impressions where do people go to
00:38:11.860 see more of your work mate so you've got um at postal danny is my twitter um so give us a follow
00:38:18.360 on that uh danny postal impressionist is my uh facebook page and i've just actually got together
00:38:24.260 with the hook and i've done some sketches with them so that's on the impressionist page it will
00:38:28.300 hopefully be on my twitter and my instagram tonight as well and my instagram is uh at danny
00:38:34.180 underscore posthill um so yeah give us a follow on that and i'm also doing personalized video
00:38:40.580 messages for people at the minute because obviously i've got no gigs none of us have any
00:38:44.920 work on at the minute so um yes if anyone wants a personalized message drop me a dm in my twitter
00:38:50.340 i've opened my dms for people so they can um and you know there's a list of impressions that i can
00:38:55.680 give them that i can do and um you know for birthdays you know i mean i had quite a lot for
00:39:00.580 mother's day um you know anything really if you want me to wind one of your friends up as donald
00:39:05.300 trump and i can send you a voice recording or diane albert and things i mean diane albert's
00:39:09.540 getting requested quite heavily well i imagine mate because people are having to do homeschooling
00:39:13.860 so maths lessons and diane albert's voice you know the funny thing do you know what the thing is right
00:39:18.780 someone actually did send me a dm and this is all can you do a video as boris um because i dress up
00:39:25.300 as boris when i do trump and i do boris i've got the whole kit and i dress up as them you know
00:39:28.960 and um he said because my son is not doing his whole doing his homeschooling so can so she asked
00:39:34.480 me to do boris to basically tell him off on a video and she paid me to do it as well so that's
00:39:39.600 incredible that is an impressive child that can abscond from homeschooling that is talent man
00:39:46.360 well it's this um online thing with the xbox isn't it you know everyone's online and they can play
00:39:51.500 with her mates online
00:39:52.420 and he basically
00:39:53.220 wasn't listening to his mum
00:39:54.360 you know
00:39:55.160 so she had to get
00:39:56.100 Boris involved
00:39:56.960 that's great stuff
00:39:59.620 alright Danny
00:40:00.520 well thank you so much
00:40:01.620 for coming on mate
00:40:02.540 yeah thank you so much
00:40:04.020 it's been an absolute pleasure
00:40:04.660 it's brilliant
00:40:06.440 guys if you love
00:40:08.440 impressions
00:40:08.980 go and follow Danny
00:40:10.020 on Twitter
00:40:10.480 he's always great value
00:40:11.760 on Instagram
00:40:12.400 wherever you get
00:40:13.160 your socials
00:40:14.060 and thank you so much
00:40:15.960 we're going to be doing this
00:40:16.840 every Friday
00:40:17.660 it's going to be
00:40:18.320 from 7 to about 7.40
00:40:20.060 just a light hearted
00:40:21.480 look at the week that's gone just as a way to break uh all the all the the nonsense that we've
00:40:26.960 got but before we go we've got a super chat for great for um from jason mcconnell which is for
00:40:33.200 god's sakes people make with the super chats france's girlfriend aren't done and we don't
00:40:38.780 need him dropping by early last request nicola sturgeon can you do nicola sturgeon danny what
00:40:44.780 i generally find with nicola sturgeon is the fact that each time she sees a sentence is a made
00:40:50.900 constantly goes into autopilot
00:40:53.500 with headbutts
00:40:55.400 that are people that are not there. They're like invisible
00:40:57.400 headbutts each time she talks.
00:41:00.340 That is so good, man.
00:41:01.660 That is a brilliant impression to finish
00:41:03.500 on. Thank you, Danny, so much.
00:41:05.220 Really appreciate your time. Guys,
00:41:07.360 if you've enjoyed it, make sure you follow Danny.
00:41:09.960 Make sure you check out his
00:41:11.400 work. He's a brilliant, brilliant comic, and
00:41:13.500 you'll be seeing him
00:41:15.000 up under the lights around
00:41:17.560 the country once we're back out of this.
00:41:19.500 So it was so good to have you on, Danny.
00:41:21.760 Thanks very much.
00:41:22.480 And we will see everybody tomorrow with another live stream.
00:41:25.840 Danny, cheers, mate.
00:41:26.700 Thanks very much.
00:41:27.240 Thank you so much.