TRIGGERnometry - The Garbage Election - Tyler Fischer

00:00:01.000 The conservatives, they're not going to win the culture war 0.98

00:00:04.500 if they can't back up a f***ing joke. 0.97

00:00:07.500 They went from a comedian does a joke 1.00

00:00:10.000 to the sitting president who calls half the country garbage. 0.97

00:00:14.000 He could actually be the first president to be assassinated by time. 0.98

00:00:20.000 They're laughing at her.

00:00:22.000 Oh, Kim Jong-un is probably like,

00:00:24.500 Oh, so much joy!

00:00:27.500 Oh, you're gonna fight me with joy!

00:00:29.500 Are you kidding me?

00:00:33.500 What do you think he's going to say at the inauguration?

00:00:35.500 I think if he was smart, honestly,

00:00:38.500 Tony Hinchcliffe should introduce him.

00:00:42.500 Tyler Fisher, welcome back, man.

00:00:44.500 Cheers.

00:00:47.500 That's what you guys say, right? Cheers.

00:00:49.500 Cheers, mate.

00:00:50.500 Cheers, mate.

00:00:51.500 Thanks for having me.

00:00:52.500 It's good to see you back. We had you on ages ago.

00:00:54.500 You've been absolutely crushing it since.

00:00:56.500 Oh, mate.

00:00:57.500 And right now with the election happening,

00:00:59.500 you've got to be a happy bunny. 0.91

00:01:02.500 Yeah, things are going quite well.

00:01:04.500 I have picked up a bit of Kamala's instinct to talk,

00:01:10.500 to pander to whoever I'm talking to.

00:01:13.500 Let me know if this is proper English.

00:01:18.500 It's not bad, actually.

00:01:20.500 That's actually pretty good.

00:01:21.500 It's not bad.

00:01:22.500 Do you think if she was here?

00:01:24.500 I think you're making way more sense than Kamala, mate.

00:01:27.500 I'm gonna be honest.

00:01:28.500 What kind of family did you grow up in?

00:01:30.500 I grew up in the middle part of the lower section of the middle class.

00:01:37.500 But I haven't heard her pander to a British accent yet.

00:01:41.500 No.

00:01:42.500 No.

00:01:43.500 I don't think she could, to be honest.

00:01:44.500 No, no.

00:01:45.500 I don't think she could.

00:01:46.500 But anyway, it's a crazy time.

00:01:47.500 Elections seem to be...

00:01:48.500 Yeah, thanks for having me.

00:01:49.500 It was a pleasure.

00:01:50.500 I live down the street.

00:01:51.500 This is crazy.

00:01:52.500 Don't tell them that.

00:01:53.500 They'll come and hunt you down.

00:01:54.500 Yeah.

00:01:55.500 And we've got mostly male fans.

00:01:56.500 I live right above Joe Rogan's studio, so come get me.

00:02:01.500 So elections seemingly now being decided by comedians making jokes.

00:02:06.500 What do you reckon Trump said when Tony Hinchcliffe's story first went viral?

00:02:11.500 Well, you know, he said, I don't know this guy.

00:02:14.500 He said, I don't know this guy.

00:02:15.500 Tony Hinchcliffe, right?

00:02:17.500 I had a hunch we shouldn't have him on, but he said some nasty things.

00:02:21.500 Some nasty things. 1.00

00:02:22.500 And if only he talked about grabbing these Puerto Ricans by the pussy, we would be fine. 1.00

00:02:29.500 Yeah, I did see Trump. 1.00

00:02:31.500 He kind of like brushed it off and I thought, man, I wish he just said it was a joke.

00:02:36.500 Yeah.

00:02:37.500 You know, it's like, as you guys know, I don't have a political party.

00:02:41.500 A lot of people will like to put me in the conservative bucket because I'm not a woke douchebag. 0.99

00:02:47.500 But the conservatives, they're not going to win the culture war if they can't back up a fucking joke. 0.99

00:02:56.500 What a layup to just say, it's a joke. 1.00

00:03:00.500 Yeah.

00:03:01.500 And it's like you had Hulk Hogan there.

00:03:03.500 We were sort of back to the 90s.

00:03:05.500 I watched the rally.

00:03:06.500 You guys were there, right?

00:03:07.500 Yeah.

00:03:08.500 How did you feel in the room?

00:03:09.500 How did what feel?

00:03:10.500 Like how did just the vibe of the room feel?

00:03:12.500 Oh, it was just a load of really nice people.

00:03:16.500 That was my basic impression.

00:03:18.500 It's just like loads of normal people who were patriotic Americans, really.

00:03:21.500 That's what I took away from it.

00:03:22.500 Yeah.

00:03:23.500 I felt like I watched part of it and it's like, oh, there's Hulk Hogan.

00:03:26.500 There's, you know, some standup comedy.

00:03:28.500 Right.

00:03:29.500 That's America.

00:03:30.500 Well, it was.

00:03:31.500 Yeah.

00:03:32.500 It felt like you were an NBA game or NFL game or like Francis's like wrestling, basically.

00:03:35.500 Yeah.

00:03:36.500 It's an entertainment show.

00:03:37.500 It's not a political rally.

00:03:38.500 Yeah.

00:03:39.500 I was almost more offended by Hulk Hogan ripping his shirt off.

00:03:42.500 Yeah.

00:03:43.500 You know, they're going, oh, this is such bad taste at a political rally to tell jokes.

00:03:47.500 And then this guy's going, hey, you Trump-a-maniacs.

00:03:50.500 I'm like, what are we doing here?

00:03:52.500 Pick a lane.

00:03:53.500 Yeah.

00:03:54.500 Either you're going to go for it or you're going to do what the woke people do, which

00:03:58.500 is do surgery and pick what you can and can't say.

00:04:01.500 I love Tony.

00:04:02.500 I thought it was hilarious.

00:04:03.500 And whatever he said was, I don't think nearly as far as he pushed it on the Tom Brady roast.

00:04:11.500 And everybody was having a good time with that.

00:04:13.500 It's a really good point because when I was there watching it, I was kind of thinking,

00:04:18.500 I would say it to Constantine, where I was like, this feels more like entertainment than

00:04:22.500 a political rally.

00:04:23.500 Yeah.

00:04:24.500 You know, Tony came out.

00:04:27.500 Hulk came out.

00:04:29.500 It was so funny.

00:04:30.500 They put a picture of Kamala on screen and everyone went, boo! 0.95

00:04:35.500 It was like, this is ridiculous. 0.89

00:04:37.500 Yeah. 0.89

00:04:38.500 There's Tucker walking out.

00:04:40.500 Four minute laugh before he starts. 0.84

00:04:42.500 It's silly.

00:04:43.500 Yeah. 0.78

00:04:44.500 It's good.

00:04:45.500 And look, what AOC did was actually a masterstroke politically.

00:04:51.500 Oh, when she watched it with Tim on Tim?

00:04:54.500 Yeah.

00:04:55.500 One of the best names.

00:04:57.500 It's crazy.

00:04:58.500 Yeah.

00:04:59.500 But then she turned what was a joke into this whole massive deal.

00:05:05.500 And it was fascinating to watch because that became what everybody was talking about.

00:05:11.500 And the reality is, it doesn't matter.

00:05:14.500 No, it doesn't matter.

00:05:15.500 It doesn't matter.

00:05:16.500 And most people are just normal Americans who love jokes that can go, you know, pretty

00:05:22.500 far on both sides.

00:05:24.500 So I don't think it's going to have any impact.

00:05:27.500 I think they're grasping at straws.

00:05:29.500 So they're going, this is the thing.

00:05:31.500 They went from Hitler to jokes are also what Nazis do. 0.84

00:05:39.500 I mean,

00:05:40.500 Well, you say, I don't think it'll have any impact.

00:05:42.500 I don't think that's true.

00:05:43.500 And because I spoke to a lot of people who are in the Republican Party who were getting 0.99

00:05:48.500 a lot of messages from like Puerto Ricans going like, what the fuck is this? 0.99

00:05:52.500 He needs to apologize. 0.99

00:05:53.500 But are Puerto Ricans even allowed to vote?

00:05:56.500 What are we worried about? 0.99

00:05:59.500 Also, Tony is a closeted gay man. 0.90

00:06:01.500 He's in the community. 0.86

00:06:02.500 If he came out right now, that'd be the perfect time.

00:06:05.500 I was in it.

00:06:06.500 I only said it because we were making love last night.

00:06:08.500 I whispered in his ear.

00:06:09.500 I said, you should come out right now because then they can't touch you.

00:06:13.500 That's some good advice, man.

00:06:14.500 Kevin works for Kevin Spacey, right?

00:06:16.500 Yeah.

00:06:17.500 You're in trouble. 0.98

00:06:18.500 Well, actually, I'm gay, guys. 0.99

00:06:20.500 But I did sleep with him.

00:06:21.500 Yeah.

00:06:22.500 Well, he thought I was 12.

00:06:23.500 Yeah.

00:06:24.500 If you see me from the back, I could be a child and I'm targeted a lot.

00:06:28.500 But so I thought actually it could be quite impactful.

00:06:32.500 And then President Biden came out.

00:06:34.500 Oh, that, yeah. 0.99

00:06:35.500 That was fucking incredible. 1.00

00:06:36.500 They went from a comedian does a joke to the sitting president calls half the country garbage. 1.00

00:06:42.500 Garbage. 1.00

00:06:43.500 You're mine, Jack. 1.00

00:06:44.500 Son of a bitch. 1.00

00:06:46.500 Which, you know, he can't even get it out. 1.00

00:06:49.500 So what's great about him saying is that he has to struggle through his words.

00:06:53.500 So it makes it that much more painful.

00:06:56.500 And yeah.

00:06:57.500 Did you watch that clip?

00:06:58.500 I did watch that clip.

00:07:00.500 I mean, I think everybody's watched that clip.

00:07:03.500 Yeah.

00:07:04.500 But he's probably trying to sabotage her.

00:07:07.500 He's got to hate her.

00:07:08.500 She called him racist, you know, during the political debate.

00:07:13.500 Did she?

00:07:14.500 Kamala?

00:07:15.500 I missed this.

00:07:16.500 Did she call him racist?

00:07:17.500 Oh, yeah.

00:07:18.500 Absolutely.

00:07:19.500 Yeah.

00:07:20.500 Yeah.

00:07:21.500 That was a huge moment when they were running against each other.

00:07:23.500 She called him racist and said he was responsible for all this busing that happened, the racial segregation.

00:07:30.500 Oh, yeah. 0.89

00:07:31.500 He hates her.

00:07:32.500 So you think he's sitting there in his basement just going, this is my moment.

00:07:35.500 Absolutely.

00:07:36.500 Yeah.

00:07:37.500 They took him behind the barn and shot him.

00:07:40.500 How mad would you be?

00:07:41.500 You know?

00:07:42.500 I mean, but I take it.

00:07:44.500 It would be like right now.

00:07:46.500 Kamala sitting here.

00:07:47.500 You're sitting out watching, you know, you're sitting over here on the stairs trying to support.

00:07:52.500 You'd be like, I hope she said, I hope he says the N word.

00:07:55.500 I hope.

00:07:56.500 You know, you would pray to sabotage this show.

00:07:59.500 I mean, it kind of makes sense because on any other level, what he says doesn't make

00:08:06.500 sense unless you go, well, he's obviously got dementia.

00:08:09.500 He's not well.

00:08:10.500 And he just blabbed stuff.

00:08:11.500 Yeah.

00:08:12.500 Yeah.

00:08:13.500 He could actually be the first president to be assassinated by time, which you got

00:08:18.500 to give it to him.

00:08:19.500 I think if that were, you know, the guy that was going to, that tried killing Trump was

00:08:24.500 also scouting Biden's rallies.

00:08:27.500 So it just was like, I think it was just closer to his house or something.

00:08:32.500 But if, if he shot by, even if the bullet missed by eight feet, the wind would have actually

00:08:40.500 probably killed him.

00:08:41.500 I can't believe he's still president. 0.95

00:08:43.500 Right.

00:08:44.500 What did you make of Trump's reaction when he, he was nearly assassinated?

00:08:48.500 Oh, well, it was bad-ass.

00:08:52.500 Even Mark Zuckerberg.

00:08:53.500 I think that turned him to a Republican.

00:08:56.500 He's got the marks.

00:08:57.500 He's got the mullet. 0.77

00:08:58.500 Now he was on the news going like, that was the most bad-ass thing I've ever seen.

00:09:02.500 But I did watch.

00:09:03.500 Did you watch him?

00:09:04.500 The, I think it was the day after talk about the experience.

00:09:09.500 And he's, he said, even my friends that don't like him, they're like, he got really vulnerable.

00:09:15.500 And I've never seen that side of him.

00:09:16.500 And he, and he said, it's so painful.

00:09:18.500 I'll, I'll never, ever talk about it again.

00:09:21.500 He said, you'll never hear these words out of my mouth. 1.00

00:09:23.500 And I, the idiot that I, I believed him. 0.99

00:09:26.500 Literally the next day, he was like, it was a warm July evening. 0.99

00:09:30.500 I remember it.

00:09:31.500 There was millions of people.

00:09:32.500 Could have been billions, Francis.

00:09:34.500 Think of it.

00:09:35.500 Could have been.

00:09:36.500 They had to chop down for us, bring in more people.

00:09:38.500 We had a billion in the parking lot.

00:09:40.500 And then he's just back to talking about the size of the crowd.

00:09:44.500 Even when he, he acknowledges the family of the guy who was killed at the rally.

00:09:49.500 He's like, where are you?

00:09:50.500 He could show it was a big crowd.

00:09:52.500 He starts talking about the crowd again.

00:09:54.500 I'm like, buddy, just give it a second.

00:09:57.500 Yeah.

00:09:58.500 I mean, whatever you think about him, the man is what?

00:10:02.500 78 years old, two attempts on his life, get shot in the air, carries on.

00:10:09.500 There's a three hour Joe Rogan podcast, which is looking like Kamala is fudging at the moment.

00:10:15.500 Yep.

00:10:16.500 I mean, you may not like him.

00:10:19.500 You got to get respected.

00:10:21.500 You got to.

00:10:22.500 Yeah, you do.

00:10:23.500 And I was a never, I was a never Trumper.

00:10:25.500 Really?

00:10:26.500 Oh yeah.

00:10:27.500 I was a never Trumper.

00:10:28.500 It was like, yeah, right before I went on the, the interview with you guys the first time.

00:10:33.500 My, everything shifted.

00:10:35.500 Once I saw.

00:10:36.500 Once you came on Trigonometry.

00:10:37.500 Once I came on Trum.

00:10:38.500 You went full far right.

00:10:39.500 Yeah.

00:10:40.500 I went full right.

00:10:41.500 Yeah.

00:10:42.500 Yeah.

00:10:43.500 You guys branded that swastika into my lower back.

00:10:44.500 By the way, Francis just outed himself as a liberal.

00:10:47.500 Did you notice that?

00:10:48.500 Because if you're on the right, Trump was shot in the head.

00:10:52.500 Yeah.

00:10:53.500 If you're on the left, he was shot in the ear.

00:10:54.500 Oh, okay.

00:10:55.500 That's the distinction.

00:10:56.500 Have you noticed that?

00:10:57.500 Anyone who says Trump was shot in the ear, they don't like Trump.

00:11:00.500 I knew he was, once he walked down looking like Woody Allen from 1978, you're kind of

00:11:04.500 coming out of the closet.

00:11:05.500 Yeah.

00:11:06.500 Of course, man.

00:11:07.500 Yeah.

00:11:08.500 Of course.

00:11:09.500 You look like a more manly Rachel Maddow.

00:11:12.500 Rachel Maddow once you started on the team, mate.

00:11:14.500 That's my look.

00:11:15.500 Yeah.

00:11:16.500 That's true.

00:11:17.500 That distinction.

00:11:18.500 Yeah.

00:11:19.500 But he's undeniable now, isn't he?

00:11:21.500 Yeah.

00:11:22.500 I did Rogan and I went home and I crawled in bed for two days.

00:11:26.500 Yeah.

00:11:27.500 I could barely talk.

00:11:28.500 I was ruminating.

00:11:30.500 What did I just say?

00:11:31.500 Trump's already flying.

00:11:33.500 He's already in Michigan doing a four hour rally.

00:11:35.500 And I'm going, I'm what, 50 years younger than him?

00:11:39.500 Yeah.

00:11:40.500 40?

00:11:41.500 40 years younger than him.

00:11:42.500 Bro, we did Rogan yesterday.

00:11:43.500 And after like three and a half, four hours, however long it was, just concentrating, me

00:11:47.500 and Francis walked out of there, Liz, like, piss, food, bed.

00:11:51.500 That, that's all like-

00:11:52.500 Yeah.

00:11:53.500 And flying to Michigan doing a four hour rally where someone might shoot you a third time.

00:11:56.500 It's, yeah, you got to give it to them.

00:12:00.500 And I, what shifted for me was once I started getting these cancellation things, seeing how

00:12:06.500 people come for you, that you have to be, you have to be a militant.

00:12:11.500 You have to be, you have to have such thick skin and people need to be afraid of you.

00:12:17.500 That's what changed for me.

00:12:18.500 When I look at Trump now, I go, I hope everyone's shaking in their boots in North Korea and China.

00:12:25.500 They're laughing at her.

00:12:27.500 Oh, Kim Jong-un is probably like, oh, oh, so much joy.

00:12:32.500 Oh, you're going to fight me with joy.

00:12:34.500 Are you kidding me?

00:12:36.500 Are you kidding me?

00:12:37.500 And by the way, clip that out, what I just did, and only put that up.

00:12:43.500 That's the only part of the podcast.

00:12:44.500 That's going to be in the trailer.

00:12:45.500 Cut everything else out.

00:12:46.500 Yeah.

00:12:47.500 That's going to be in the trailer.

00:12:48.500 Yeah. 0.99

00:12:49.500 But part of being the canceled thing is you, you really don't give a shit anymore. 0.99

00:12:54.500 Right. 0.99

00:12:55.500 Yeah.

00:12:56.500 I don't, I just don't care about anything.

00:12:57.500 It's awesome, man.

00:12:58.500 And, and-

00:12:59.500 That's why you've taken off as much as you have. 0.99

00:13:01.500 Cause you were just like, fuck this, I'm just going to go for it. 0.99

00:13:03.500 Well, that's, that's the thing. 0.98

00:13:04.500 That's the important thing to note about being on the, the left or the far farther end of

00:13:09.500 the, of the political left and even social.

00:13:11.500 I don't, I don't, I think it's good to distinguish this whole, everything's left and right politically.

00:13:16.500 It's also socially and, you know, culturally.

00:13:18.500 Right.

00:13:19.500 But, uh, RFK said the other day, he said the, the left, I, what did he say?

00:13:26.500 I didn't, well, well, actually he said, I didn't leave the left.

00:13:32.500 The left left me.

00:13:33.500 And, um, it's such a good impression.

00:13:36.500 I feel hesitant to laugh.

00:13:38.500 Yeah.

00:13:39.500 Well, we were talking about this before that some people get mad about it.

00:13:42.500 I don't get mad.

00:13:43.500 I just get like, am I allowed to laugh at this kind of thing?

00:13:45.500 I mean, you would say that.

00:13:47.500 Let it out.

00:13:48.500 I'd let it out if I could.

00:13:50.500 But it's, it's, I'm, I'm fascinated again.

00:13:55.500 I'm fascinated by people's reactions because some people get so like, you can't do that.

00:14:02.500 Hmm.

00:14:03.500 And to me, it's like, well, I'm just doing an impression of his voice.

00:14:06.500 Right.

00:14:07.500 You know, if you do Trump, this is a weird voice.

00:14:09.500 What is this?

00:14:10.500 Nobody, this is a weird voice.

00:14:12.500 You only do a Trump impression because he has a strange voice.

00:14:15.500 Yeah.

00:14:16.500 So if you make fun of Trump's voice or Biden's voice, nobody says, oh, don't make fun of his

00:14:21.500 voice.

00:14:22.500 Right.

00:14:23.500 First of all, I love RFK.

00:14:24.500 Yeah.

00:14:25.500 I love RFK.

00:14:26.500 I have a total man crush on the guy. 1.00

00:14:28.500 But my joke about him is that he's eaten so much pussy that he, his throat is clogged with 1.00

00:14:35.500 pubic hair. 1.00

00:14:36.500 So that's me going like, this guy's so hot and he's eaten so much box that his throat,

00:14:42.500 they're wrapped around the dangling thing.

00:14:44.500 Francis.

00:14:45.500 You know, I was, I was in the, I was.

00:14:48.500 Sorry.

00:14:49.500 See, I was rubbing off on you.

00:14:50.500 This is what stardom, stardom, stardom has done to KK, mate.

00:14:54.500 It's just, I'm just like RFK.

00:14:55.500 He's doing the Kamala.

00:14:56.500 He's trying to fit in.

00:14:57.500 He's all the people from last night, mate.

00:14:58.500 Yeah.

00:14:59.500 Exactly.

00:15:00.500 Yeah.

00:15:01.500 That's how we get guests on the show, mate.

00:15:02.500 The big tongue comes out.

00:15:04.500 Yeah, exactly.

00:15:05.500 But back to my point, which is that I didn't leave the left and the left didn't leave me.

00:15:09.500 It's different now.

00:15:10.500 Now it's the left says you have to get medicine you don't want or you can't work.

00:15:14.500 You can't get a cheeseburger.

00:15:16.500 You have to say what we want or you can't be on social media, which is now the, you know,

00:15:21.500 the, the, the common forum for free speech.

00:15:24.500 If you don't do what we want.

00:15:25.500 Well, you're banned from an airline as well.

00:15:26.500 I'm banned from an airline.

00:15:27.500 Yeah.

00:15:28.500 How did you get banned from an airline?

00:15:29.500 Yeah.

00:15:30.500 So it's not about leaving the left. 0.99

00:15:32.500 It's them being like, get the fuck out of here. 0.98

00:15:35.500 And then you're like, all right, well, I'm going to say what I want. 0.98

00:15:38.500 Yeah.

00:15:39.500 How did I get, we'll talk about that on next episode.

00:15:41.500 Thank you guys.

00:15:42.500 Uh, tweet.

00:15:43.500 What'd you say?

00:15:45.500 I said that, uh, do we need, well, I asked based on a pride pin on a, on air, on a, um,

00:15:54.500 on a flight attendant.

00:15:56.500 Yeah.

00:15:57.500 See, I'm trying to think.

00:15:58.500 He was looking for the gender neutral term.

00:15:59.500 Yeah.

00:16:00.500 Could you see that?

00:16:01.500 Yeah.

00:16:02.500 I'm still a little stuck.

00:16:03.500 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:04.500 They're fucking stewardesses, man. 1.00

00:16:05.500 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:06.500 Yeah.

00:16:07.500 Yeah. 0.97

00:16:08.500 Diet Coke serving c*****s. 1.00

00:16:09.500 That's what I was trying to say. 0.97

00:16:10.500 Yeah.

00:16:11.500 Uh, no, I love, I love, those people work very hard.

00:16:14.500 I have a lot of fans that are flight attendants as well.

00:16:17.500 But, um.

00:16:18.500 Disclaimer.

00:16:19.500 Disclaimer.

00:16:20.500 Uh, one of them had a, a pride pin on.

00:16:23.500 Wow.

00:16:24.500 Okay. 1.00

00:16:25.500 And, uh, I just tweeted, do I need to know who eats pussy or sucks dick? 1.00

00:16:30.500 Does it help the plane fly? 1.00

00:16:33.500 Just, simple question.

00:16:34.500 Yeah.

00:16:35.500 That tweet was based on, that was my reaction to Delta Airlines banning all flag pins.

00:16:43.500 Did you guys know about that?

00:16:44.500 No.

00:16:45.500 Oh, okay.

00:16:46.500 So this is a huge story.

00:16:47.500 Is it?

00:16:48.500 That obviously got swept under the rug.

00:16:50.500 Somebody, here, I'll read it.

00:16:53.500 So somebody went onto, um, onto Twitter, took a picture of a Palestinian flag on a flight attendant.

00:17:00.500 Yeah.

00:17:01.500 And basically to the extent you, maybe you guys can put this on the screen if you find

00:17:05.500 it, but they said, you know, in 2001, a bunch of terrorists got on this plane and,

00:17:11.500 you know, blew up buildings, et cetera, to that extent.

00:17:14.500 Uh, and now I have to go and look at a Hamas badge.

00:17:17.500 You know, how do you think that makes me feel?

00:17:19.500 Obviously it's not a Hamas badge.

00:17:21.500 It's a Palestinian flag.

00:17:22.500 Yeah.

00:17:23.500 Delta in response to that banned, not the passenger that said that, but the pins.

00:17:30.500 Mm-hmm.

00:17:31.500 Wow.

00:17:32.500 So Delta's new policy was you cannot wear any flag pin except the American flag.

00:17:36.500 Mm-hmm.

00:17:37.500 So I was sort of responding to that.

00:17:39.500 Mm-hmm. 1.00

00:17:40.500 seeing that pride flag, uh, saying, do I need to know who sucks dick or eats pussy. 1.00

00:17:45.500 Instead of banning the pride flag, they banned the passenger. 1.00

00:17:49.500 Mm-hmm.

00:17:50.500 So they completely contradicted their own policy.

00:17:53.500 Yeah.

00:17:54.500 Which is, we're not gonna have any pins on the plane because it's, we don't wanna have to

00:17:59.500 go through these.

00:18:00.500 Yeah, but it's pride year, bro. 0.51

00:18:01.500 Yeah.

00:18:02.500 It's pride year.

00:18:03.500 Yeah.

00:18:04.500 It's pride decade. 0.96

00:18:05.500 Pride decade.

00:18:06.500 Yeah, yeah.

00:18:07.500 By the way, I also put under it, I don't wanna see a straight pride pin. 1.00

00:18:08.500 I don't want the pilot coming out and being like, ah, I love eating pussy, you know? 1.00

00:18:12.500 Let's fly this plane, you know? 1.00

00:18:13.500 My mustache is soaked, let's go.

00:18:15.500 Yeah.

00:18:16.500 I don't, you know.

00:18:17.500 I would prefer, if those were the only two choices, I would prefer that.

00:18:20.500 Yeah.

00:18:21.500 I would prefer that as well.

00:18:22.500 So, does an air steward really have to say they're gay?

00:18:25.500 You know, she may have not been gay, or she, or they, or them. 0.95

00:18:30.500 She's just pro-gay. 1.00

00:18:31.500 She's just pro-gay. 1.00

00:18:32.500 You know, a lot of people wear them. 0.82

00:18:33.500 But, needless to say, her face was in the tweet, and another stewardess's face was in

00:18:42.500 the tweet, and somebody's daughter reached out and said, my mom hates this stuff.

00:18:47.500 Yeah.

00:18:48.500 But, can you take, can you take it down?

00:18:51.500 Her face is in it.

00:18:52.500 Yeah.

00:18:53.500 You've got a big following.

00:18:54.500 As you guys know, you weren't always famous.

00:18:57.500 It happens, you know, kind of like that.

00:18:59.500 Yeah.

00:19:00.500 Um, people take photos with you guys, I'm sure, on the street.

00:19:03.500 Mm-hmm.

00:19:04.500 I wasn't, you know, so I thought, oh, I respect that.

00:19:06.500 People come up to me on the plane, and we'll just take a selfie.

00:19:09.500 I've had pilots come out and go ahead.

00:19:10.500 Ah!

00:19:11.500 You know.

00:19:12.500 So, I took it down out of respect for not having her face in.

00:19:15.500 But, important fact, the tweet was gone.

00:19:18.500 Mm-hmm.

00:19:19.500 It was gone, off the internet.

00:19:21.500 Delta employees were the ones that started putting it back up, going, we should ban this

00:19:26.500 homophobe, ruin his career, and apparently it went out to every flight attendant on every

00:19:33.500 airline across the world.

00:19:35.500 There's a forum.

00:19:36.500 And so, it was posted there with my face and my information.

00:19:41.500 And so, they boycotted me and Delta responded.

00:19:44.500 Uh, I'm gonna, I'll read their response.

00:19:46.500 It's, it's, it's pretty wild, actually.

00:19:48.500 So, they, they said, as a result, in collaboration with your IFS leadership team, legal and corporate

00:19:56.500 security, since we were able to identify the customer, they have been placed on the no-fly

00:20:00.500 list.

00:20:01.500 Then they say, the base leadership team has been supporting our flight attendant since we

00:20:06.500 were made aware of the social media post.

00:20:09.500 Our support also includes aiding in securing outside counsel for the flight attendant to

00:20:15.500 take action against their attacker.

00:20:18.500 So, Delta's now supporting a potential lawsuit against me, known as the attacker.

00:20:25.500 So, yeah.

00:20:26.500 I'm right up there with Bin Laden and that woman who was yelling, uh, you know, at a ghost 0.73

00:20:31.500 on the plane recently.

00:20:32.500 Do you think Bin Laden was pro-Pride pins?

00:20:34.500 I don't think so.

00:20:35.500 I don't think he was.

00:20:36.500 Yeah, you're, you're following in his footsteps.

00:20:38.500 Yeah.

00:20:39.500 He might have been bisexual wearing that dress or whatever, you know.

00:20:41.500 Yeah.

00:20:42.500 You know, we always go, have we reached peak woke?

00:20:46.500 And then a lot of the-

00:20:47.500 No.

00:20:48.500 You don't think so?

00:20:49.500 No.

00:20:50.500 No, absolutely not.

00:20:51.500 Well, this is evident.

00:20:52.500 I mean, I can't get on the biggest airline in the world.

00:20:56.500 You know, and we've probably talked about this on the first episode. 0.73

00:20:59.500 I'm raised by gay men.

00:21:01.500 Not that that should have anything to do with this. 0.98

00:21:04.500 But their whole point is obviously this is a straight white homophobe. 0.95

00:21:09.500 And we're gonna make an example of him.

00:21:12.500 But why not mention that I'm not homophobic?

00:21:16.500 And that I recently cried at my father's wedding while he kissed his new husband. 0.95

00:21:21.500 No, that is gay. 0.94

00:21:22.500 Yeah. 0.98

00:21:23.500 Doesn't get gayer than that.

00:21:25.500 That's incredible.

00:21:26.500 And by the way, I was one of the only straight people at the wedding.

00:21:28.500 Yeah.

00:21:29.500 And I'm sitting there going, oh God.

00:21:30.500 Dad, daddy, daddy.

00:21:31.500 You know, I love my dad.

00:21:33.500 I love my dad's husband.

00:21:34.500 My brother's gay.

00:21:35.500 I love my brother.

00:21:36.500 Yeah.

00:21:37.500 I love his husband.

00:21:38.500 You know, I've been fighting for this stuff since I was seven.

00:21:41.500 Yeah.

00:21:42.500 And it's another reason why I tell, you know, especially young men, don't get involved in this.

00:21:49.500 They're not gonna have your back.

00:21:51.500 If you're gonna go out and post to black square and, you know, go to pride parades and stuff, wait till one thing happens that revolves around being a straight white male. 0.78

00:22:02.500 They will not have your back.

00:22:03.500 It's just a fact.

00:22:05.500 It's not a victim thing.

00:22:06.500 It's a fact. 0.97

00:22:07.500 Straight white men have the least support out of any group in the country. 0.58

00:22:14.500 And we never grouped ourselves, but now we have to be grouped as a result because they made all these other groups and communities.

00:22:22.500 So suddenly it's like, well, the straight white male community.

00:22:25.500 It's like, wait a minute.

00:22:26.500 No, we never we weren't doing this.

00:22:28.500 We were just living a colorblind, you know, society. 1.00

00:22:31.500 So, yeah, it's shit. 1.00

00:22:32.500 It's shit's hit the fan. 1.00

00:22:34.500 It's really worrying, actually, because on a serious note, if you're going to group straight white men, they are a very sizable portion of this country. 1.00

00:22:43.500 Pretty big size.

00:22:44.500 Yeah.

00:22:45.500 Well, I'm a half upper.

00:22:46.500 My family's like point, you know, three, four people.

00:22:49.500 But yeah. 0.97

00:22:50.500 But you don't want a group of very angry straight white men. 0.98

00:22:56.500 You just don't want it. 0.96

00:22:57.500 You don't want it.

00:22:58.500 No, because we look at history.

00:23:00.500 It doesn't end well.

00:23:01.500 No, no, it doesn't.

00:23:03.500 You don't want an angry, large, angry group of anything.

00:23:06.500 Because you'll get that MAGA rally at Madison Square Garden.

00:23:09.500 Exactly.

00:23:10.500 We saw what happened.

00:23:11.500 No, man.

00:23:12.500 But, you know, that really being that really open my eyes, because there were some things I didn't like about what was going on there.

00:23:16.500 I don't like the way that, you know, we talked about it with Rogan.

00:23:19.500 I think what the right gets wrong when it talks about illegal immigration is rather than talking about the people who are allowing it to happen, they make it about the people who've come.

00:23:29.500 And it sort of feels like that.

00:23:31.500 I don't think that's necessary.

00:23:32.500 And I think from experience, that is what a lot of people in the center and on the left find off putting.

00:23:38.500 But on the other hand, just being around the people, talking to people, lots of people that knew who we were, talked to us, whatever.

00:23:45.500 They were just really normal, nice American people.

00:23:48.500 At the rally.

00:23:49.500 At the rally, yeah. 0.99

00:23:50.500 And the thing that I really got as well is it's like a lot of them just don't want to be told that their country is shit and it's supposed to go down the toilet because they've had their time. 0.99

00:24:00.500 And specifically, it's their gender and skin color. 1.00

00:24:03.500 I mean, that's where it's.

00:24:05.500 What they want to hear is like America is great and it will keep getting better and it will remain the dominant power in the world. 1.00

00:24:13.500 And, you know, if anyone comes for us, we'll kick their ass. 1.00

00:24:16.500 Like, that's the American attitude. 1.00

00:24:17.500 That's what I saw.

00:24:18.500 Yeah.

00:24:19.500 That's what Elon Musk said.

00:24:20.500 Yeah.

00:24:21.500 Yeah.

00:24:22.500 Yeah.

00:24:23.500 Yeah.

00:24:24.500 He's going to fire everybody.

00:24:25.500 Yeah.

00:24:26.500 Sounds good to me, man.

00:24:27.500 Look what he did with Twitter.

00:24:28.500 Yeah.

00:24:29.500 Where I feel like like day one, he's like, so, you know, so I fired everyone.

00:24:32.500 Yeah.

00:24:33.500 So there's only three people left.

00:24:35.500 Oh.

00:24:36.500 Ha! 0.89

00:24:37.500 Ha! 0.89

00:24:38.500 So I fired Trump too.

00:24:39.500 Please welcome AI Trump.

00:24:40.500 Trump just comes out.

00:24:41.500 He's built his AI.

00:24:42.500 He's more efficient, you know, so he's better for the planet.

00:24:45.500 But look, you've got the richest guy in the world who's building rockets, who might be

00:24:50.500 part of Trump's administration.

00:24:52.500 RFK, Tulsi Gabbard, who I would vote for her as the first female president in a second. 1.00

00:24:58.500 It's quite a coalition he's building.

00:25:00.500 And then you've got Kamala.

00:25:02.500 You have who?

00:25:04.500 Beyonce.

00:25:05.500 Beyonce.

00:25:06.500 Singless Beyonce.

00:25:07.500 Yeah.

00:25:08.500 And I don't know who else.

00:25:11.500 I'd love to go to a Harris rally as well and see and compare and contrast.

00:25:15.500 You know, you know how she does change that accent a lot. 1.00

00:25:18.500 Right.

00:25:19.500 I was in Detroit and I was staying at her hotel.

00:25:22.500 Oh, really?

00:25:23.500 So I get to Detroit.

00:25:25.500 I was on tour doing shows in downtown Detroit and there's Trump's plane lands right ahead of mine.

00:25:31.500 I didn't know he was going to be there.

00:25:33.500 And then I get to my hotel and I go, you got to be kidding me.

00:25:35.500 Trump's at my hotel.

00:25:36.500 And they're like, no, Kamala's here. 1.00

00:25:38.500 I was like, holy shit. 0.98

00:25:40.500 So I had to go in and out of the hotel and they had to pat me down every... 0.99

00:25:43.500 And I was like, what are they looking for?

00:25:44.500 Like, free speech?

00:25:45.500 Make sure he doesn't have anything.

00:25:46.500 I got no original thought. 1.00

00:25:48.500 I got my dick cut off. 1.00

00:25:49.500 You know. 1.00

00:25:50.500 I'm up all night.

00:25:51.500 She's laughing. 1.00

00:25:52.500 I'm like, shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:25:54.500 But I thought, what is she going to do in Detroit to pander? 1.00

00:26:00.500 That place is filled with crackheads. 0.98

00:26:02.500 But sure enough, she gets on stage and she was like, thank you, Matt.

00:26:05.500 It's going to be it.

00:26:07.500 It's going to be it.

00:26:08.500 We're going to build that.

00:26:09.500 And she nailed it.

00:26:10.500 She nailed it.

00:26:11.500 She overdosed on stage.

00:26:13.500 They had to revive her.

00:26:14.500 It was like, she's good, man.

00:26:17.500 As an actor who does voices, you know.

00:26:20.500 She's got a wide range, doesn't she?

00:26:22.500 Yeah, sorry.

00:26:23.500 Talking to some Germans.

00:26:24.500 It's good to be here.

00:26:25.500 We're going to be back.

00:26:26.500 Enjoy.

00:26:27.500 I'm impressed.

00:26:28.500 But it just shows the absolute dearth of ideas that people have on that side.

00:26:34.500 That all of the viral tweets I see from her contain the word fascist in the first three

00:26:39.500 words.

00:26:40.500 And you go...

00:26:41.500 I mean, if all you've got is to point your finger at the other side and go fascist,

00:26:46.500 that's a sign to me that you don't have anything.

00:26:49.500 There's no substance.

00:26:50.500 It's also just objectively wrong.

00:26:53.500 Yeah.

00:26:54.500 And if you look at what...

00:26:55.500 I don't know how any honest person who likes a bit of freedom can look and say, well, Biden

00:27:01.500 Harris forced you to...

00:27:05.500 Manipulated you to get a COVID shot, an experimental rush vaccine that you may or may not have wanted

00:27:12.500 to be able to go to work and threatened your job and your livelihood if you don't...

00:27:18.500 How is that not fascist?

00:27:20.500 I mean...

00:27:21.500 Or the argument that they're making about, you know, he's going to weaponize the legal

00:27:27.500 system against his apartment.

00:27:30.500 What?

00:27:31.500 Didn't you just...

00:27:32.500 Yeah.

00:27:33.500 No, this is master class gaslighting.

00:27:36.500 Right.

00:27:37.500 Yeah.

00:27:38.500 It really is.

00:27:39.500 Yeah.

00:27:40.500 And...

00:27:41.500 But I don't know.

00:27:42.500 I am shocked it's this close, to be honest. 0.97

00:27:43.500 You know, I'm actually really happy about that Biden moment with, you know, with the garbage 0.96

00:27:48.500 quote. 0.96

00:27:49.500 Because to me...

00:27:50.500 Oh, falling up the stairs?

00:27:51.500 Oh, no.

00:27:52.500 Oh, falling off the bike?

00:27:53.500 No.

00:27:54.500 Yeah. 0.56

00:27:55.500 Because to me, with the garbage comment, that was a mask off moment.

00:27:59.500 That was a chance for people to really see what they thought of you. 0.75

00:28:03.500 And if you don't agree with them, that's what they think. 1.00

00:28:07.500 They think you were garbage. 1.00

00:28:09.500 Absolutely. 1.00

00:28:10.500 Yeah.

00:28:11.500 Yeah.

00:28:12.500 And Biden's been doing stuff like that forever.

00:28:13.500 Yeah.

00:28:14.500 There's clips of him where someone will challenge him and he gets up and he starts, like,

00:28:17.500 punching people.

00:28:18.500 I mean, this guy, he's not the nice old grandpa.

00:28:22.500 He is now.

00:28:23.500 He is now.

00:28:24.500 Yeah.

00:28:25.500 Yeah.

00:28:26.500 When you're on a feeding tube, you know.

00:28:27.500 Yeah.

00:28:28.500 Yeah.

00:28:29.500 So who do you think is going to win?

00:28:30.500 I think Trump's going to win.

00:28:31.500 Yeah.

00:28:32.500 Yeah.

00:28:33.500 I do.

00:28:34.500 What do you think he's going to say at the inauguration?

00:28:38.500 I think if he was smart, honestly, Tony Hinchcliffe should introduce him.

00:28:43.500 I really mean that.

00:28:45.500 I really do. 1.00

00:28:46.500 I mean, what better fuck you than Hulk Hogan ripping his shirt off and underneath the shirt, 1.00

00:28:55.500 Tony comes out. 1.00

00:28:56.500 Yeah.

00:28:57.500 And Tony goes up and does a set and brings him up.

00:28:59.500 I think that would be, that's what America is.

00:29:02.500 It's entertainment.

00:29:03.500 It's comedy.

00:29:04.500 It's making fun of each other, especially race.

00:29:07.500 We always do that.

00:29:08.500 Yeah.

00:29:09.500 And especially, I would say, people I've met of other races in other countries, that's 0.89

00:29:14.500 what they do best, is crap on each other. 0.95

00:29:17.500 Yeah. 0.99

00:29:18.500 And their stereotypes.

00:29:19.500 So, yeah, he's going to say that.

00:29:25.500 And, you know.

00:29:26.500 We, you know, we almost had a diverse person.

00:29:30.500 We could have had the first retarded hyena thing. 0.99

00:29:36.500 Did you see what he said about Biden?

00:29:39.500 Who?

00:29:40.500 Trump last night.

00:29:41.500 No.

00:29:42.500 He went, forgive him for he knows not what he does.

00:29:46.500 It's just, you know, is there a part of you that's actually worried that tensions have

00:29:52.500 been ratcheted up so much that whatever side loses is going to feel like they've been betrayed.

00:29:59.500 I, my guess would be if Trump wins, there's going to be, there, there, 75% chance there'll

00:30:07.500 be a lot of riots in the street.

00:30:09.500 The whole BLM thing has, has primed us for this. 0.86

00:30:12.500 My only, my only hesitation is that people are too exhausted.

00:30:16.500 You know, how many protests, how many riots can you go to, you know, the Palestinian stuff, 1.00

00:30:24.500 Israel stuff, that's been running rampant in New York City nonstop, you know. 0.67

00:30:29.500 You, you know, it's everywhere.

00:30:32.500 I'll be on a hike and you hear free, free.

00:30:35.500 You're like, can I just get a minute?

00:30:38.500 I, I don't see people rioting if, if Trump loses.

00:30:43.500 I just don't.

00:30:45.500 Uh, that's the difference I've seen.

00:30:47.500 Uh, maybe it's the more extreme parts.

00:30:49.500 It depends on what, we have to be objective here and say that it depends on how he reacts.

00:30:54.500 Sure. 0.99

00:30:55.500 Because if he says this election was stolen, all kinds of shit could happen. 1.00

00:31:00.500 Yeah. 0.98

00:31:01.500 We should just do like no TV for 24, like that should be a law where they just have to have, 1.00

00:31:06.500 like they can't broadcast anything.

00:31:08.500 We all lose our internet and we get 24 hours to just accept. 0.96

00:31:12.500 Well, you know, in the Soviet Union, whenever any shit went down, you knew because they would just play Swan Lake on TV 24 hours. 0.96

00:31:19.500 Really? 0.99

00:31:20.500 Just Swan Lake.

00:31:21.500 That's how you knew your government was about to change dramatically.

00:31:24.500 Throw on Dumb and Dumber, you know, some 90s classic comedy movie and we could all heal from it.

00:31:29.500 Yeah.

00:31:30.500 Um, yeah.

00:31:31.500 It kind of feels like I can see both scenarios where each side riots for whatever reason.

00:31:36.500 You know, that's kind of what I see.

00:31:37.500 I'm just looking at in the, in the past, you know, when Biden won, there was parties in the street in New York City.

00:31:43.500 Yeah. 0.98

00:31:44.500 And the people I knew that liked Trump, they're just like, all right, you know, this sucks.

00:31:47.500 You had this small, very small group of people in the context of voters that stormed the Capitol.

00:31:52.500 Yeah.

00:31:53.500 But for the most part, you know, it was Biden celebration.

00:31:57.500 Trump people stayed home and probably were pissed a little bit, but.

00:32:02.500 Yeah.

00:32:03.500 It's a different vibe now though, because when we went to that rally in New York, there was 20,000 inside.

00:32:10.500 There was 75,000 people outside.

00:32:12.500 Like it's a different environment now.

00:32:14.500 It's much more, I think it feels like Trump supporters are much more open about it now.

00:32:21.500 As of very late too.

00:32:22.500 Yeah.

00:32:23.500 Very recently.

00:32:24.500 Yes.

00:32:25.500 I saw my first Trump hat in New York city two weeks ago, which is wild.

00:32:29.500 Yeah.

00:32:30.500 Yeah.

00:32:31.500 It was what eight, 9 million people.

00:32:32.500 And it just happened to be a black woman in my neighborhood. 1.00

00:32:35.500 I live in a predominantly black neighborhood.

00:32:37.500 And so I stayed close to her. 0.99

00:32:39.500 I kind of walked behind her and she's walking by just like shitting on small, like all these businesses. 0.99

00:32:45.500 Like you're woke. 0.98

00:32:46.500 And I, so I kind of stayed close to her.

00:32:48.500 Yeah.

00:32:49.500 I felt seen.

00:32:50.500 I mean, it's just, the thing that did give me hope actually is when we went to the Trump rally, 0.95

00:32:55.500 I saw the counter protest and it was small borderline pathetic. 0.72

00:32:59.500 There was about eight people there. 0.93

00:33:01.500 I mean, you've got the odd.

00:33:02.500 That might've just been a Kamala rally.

00:33:04.500 Yeah.

00:33:05.500 Yeah. 0.75

00:33:06.500 When the bullet, this guy walked past and as we were walking, we said, enjoy your Nazi 0.94

00:33:10.500 rally.

00:33:11.500 I'm like, and then carried on walking.

00:33:13.500 It's like, dude.

00:33:14.500 That comparison to, to the 19, what?

00:33:16.500 39.

00:33:17.500 I mean, how much more can you stretch?

00:33:21.500 I know, man. 0.99

00:33:22.500 It's fucking crazy. 0.98

00:33:23.500 To be honest with you. 0.99

00:33:24.500 I don't even, I struggled to find it funny anymore.

00:33:26.500 Cause I just think it's terrifying.

00:33:28.500 It's so, um, there's so many different facets of why that is so wrong morally, not just factually,

00:33:35.500 but it's morally wrong.

00:33:36.500 The first thing you're doing is you're, you're basically making something that was actually

00:33:42.500 very significant into something that we just throw around.

00:33:45.500 Like it's a, it's a thing that doesn't really matter.

00:33:47.500 Oh yeah. 0.99

00:33:48.500 He's a Nazi. 0.98

00:33:49.500 He's Hitler. 0.96

00:33:50.500 He's like, it doesn't matter.

00:33:51.500 Then it's, it's just not a legitimate way to talk about your political opponent.

00:33:56.500 And the problem with it is it's like in the U S most people I think recognize that it's 0.97

00:34:03.500 bullshit because you, you walk around, you meet people. 0.98

00:34:06.500 Everyone probably knows that Trump supporter, you know, even if you're on the left. 1.00

00:34:10.500 So you kind of go, this is kind of, you know, this is like, this is like the Hulk Hogan.

00:34:14.500 It's entertainment.

00:34:15.500 They're like, they're throwing the biggest punch they can.

00:34:17.500 But I, as we're in the U S now, I look back at the coverage of this stuff in the UK and 0.97

00:34:23.500 you've got like legitimate, like radio commentators, like this moron, James O'Brien and all these 0.97

00:34:28.500 others. 1.00

00:34:29.500 And they're going, he's not winning despite of being a fascist. 1.00

00:34:32.500 He's leading in the polls because he is a fat. 1.00

00:34:35.500 I'm go, you don't fucking know. 1.00

00:34:37.500 You're just sitting there in your fucking cubicle in London. 1.00

00:34:40.500 You've got no fucking idea what you're talking about. 1.00

00:34:42.500 Yeah. 0.99

00:34:43.500 But the point I'm making is when the media and the Democrats lie in this way and the

00:34:50.500 Republicans, when they lie in this way, it's when everybody, it spreads to the whole world. 0.99

00:34:54.500 And then every, and all these people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about 1.00

00:34:58.500 are just regurgitating this crap. 1.00

00:35:00.500 And before we know it, people actually believe that shit on the one hand. 1.00

00:35:04.500 And then you don't need, I don't need to tell you, you open Twitter. 0.99

00:35:08.500 There are actually actual Nazis around and we have lost the language to be able to say,

00:35:13.500 that guy's a Nazi. 0.77

00:35:14.500 Like that guy's actually beyond the pen.

00:35:16.500 How empowered do they feel?

00:35:17.500 Right.

00:35:18.500 Whoa, we get 20,000 people in Madison Square Garden that are covering for me.

00:35:24.500 Right.

00:35:25.500 Except the whole thing was full of Israel flags, Jews, Jews with kippahs on. 0.89

00:35:30.500 Like it was, well, the Jews didn't go. 0.94

00:35:32.500 They did.

00:35:33.500 They're not going to sit in that much traffic.

00:35:35.500 It's too, it's too anxiety ridden for that.

00:35:37.500 Yeah.

00:35:38.500 There was a lot of Jews everywhere.

00:35:39.500 I mean, it's New York.

00:35:40.500 So yeah.

00:35:41.500 Yeah.

00:35:42.500 You could have an actual Nazi rally.

00:35:43.500 Some Jews would probably still turn up.

00:35:44.500 Yeah.

00:35:45.500 Yeah.

00:35:46.500 I think, uh, speaking of Jews, I, I heard.

00:35:49.500 It's a strong link there.

00:35:50.500 Good.

00:35:51.500 I want to see how this segue works out.

00:35:53.500 Well, I heard cause, because Trump's hiring all these, these wildly different people, but somebody

00:35:59.500 said Ben Shapiro might be considered to be in his cabinet.

00:36:02.500 For what position?

00:36:03.500 Secretary of State.

00:36:04.500 Secretary of State.

00:36:05.500 Yeah.

00:36:06.500 Really?

00:36:07.500 Yeah.

00:36:08.500 What do you think about that?

00:36:09.500 That's interesting.

00:36:10.500 That's interesting.

00:36:11.500 Have you guys been on his show or watched the show?

00:36:13.500 Yeah.

00:36:14.500 We've had him on.

00:36:15.500 I've been on his show.

00:36:16.500 What I would be concerned about is he does so many ads.

00:36:19.500 He would be doing ad reads.

00:36:21.500 My fellow Americans, we are at war with North Korea.

00:36:23.500 They got ahold of our nuclear codes.

00:36:24.500 Apparently we are terrible at protecting our online data.

00:36:26.500 That's why I use ExpressVPN.

00:36:27.500 Go to ExpressVPN.com.

00:36:28.500 There's bombs going off.

00:36:30.500 Yeah.

00:36:31.500 Well, Secretary of State, that's like your foreign secretary.

00:36:33.500 It's the guy who goes and deals with other countries.

00:36:35.500 You know who I feel sorry for in that situation?

00:36:37.500 Who?

00:36:38.500 The translators.

00:36:39.500 Yeah, I've never seen a sign language person next to Ben Shapiro holding up products running

00:36:50.500 by Greg's round coffee.

00:36:51.500 Yeah.

00:36:52.500 Just slowly getting drenched in sweat as the more they go through.

00:36:55.500 You gave me a sketch idea.

00:36:56.500 Go to my YouTube page.

00:36:57.500 There will be a sketch out by the time this is out.

00:36:59.500 But you know, the reason I don't think that's going to happen is because Ben was never on

00:37:05.500 the Trump train.

00:37:06.500 He is now.

00:37:07.500 It's almost begrudging actually.

00:37:08.500 Yeah.

00:37:09.500 And also just to say, it was really just to get to that joke.

00:37:12.500 Yeah.

00:37:13.500 He's not actually going to be Secretary of State.

00:37:14.500 Yeah.

00:37:15.500 But I think we've reached the point now though, where this, the kind of the online world

00:37:22.500 and the political world have fused.

00:37:24.500 Yeah.

00:37:25.500 I was like looking at a lot of the people coming on the stage and I'm like, this is like,

00:37:29.500 this is like, you know, trigonometry guests, one after the other, after the other.

00:37:34.500 Yeah.

00:37:35.500 We're balanced and in the center as we keep telling you.

00:37:37.500 Yeah.

00:37:38.500 But the thing is, we actually are like, we keep inviting all these people from the other

00:37:41.500 side on.

00:37:42.500 They just don't like talking to people that don't agree with them.

00:37:44.500 Whereas on the right, you could have someone on and be like, look, I don't agree with you

00:37:47.500 about this and this and this and this.

00:37:49.500 Yeah.

00:37:50.500 But people will still talk.

00:37:51.500 Right.

00:37:52.500 Do you find that on average, more people on the political right are more willing to

00:37:58.500 at the moment?

00:37:59.500 Yeah.

00:38:00.500 Yeah.

00:38:01.500 But that's part of that, you know, just to, to, to balance this part of that is because

00:38:06.500 they're the ones that need it.

00:38:08.500 Cause they don't have, they have less access to the mainstream media.

00:38:12.500 Like I would, I go on Fox news all the time, which I can't believe I'm saying.

00:38:16.500 Right. 0.94

00:38:17.500 Like raised in a super far left household, gay dad, mom with mental illness, the whole, 0.99

00:38:22.500 you know, uh, I had an Indian friend, I think. 0.81

00:38:25.500 They're white now.

00:38:28.500 He was Mexican.

00:38:29.500 We had him deported.

00:38:30.500 Yeah.

00:38:31.500 But, uh, but, uh, your point is you'd go on CNN if they asked you. 0.98

00:38:36.500 I'd go on CNN and, and I got so much shit for going on. 0.96

00:38:39.500 I go on the show called Gut. 0.90

00:38:40.500 Have you guys done Gut film?

00:38:41.500 Yeah.

00:38:42.500 No, we haven't done Gut film.

00:38:43.500 It was great.

00:38:44.500 He offered us to come.

00:38:45.500 We'll do it at some point.

00:38:46.500 Yeah.

00:38:47.500 Yeah.

00:38:48.500 You guys would kill it, but it's the biggest comedy show on television.

00:38:50.500 The biggest late night show on television.

00:38:52.500 Beating, Kimmel, the tonight show, Fox news.

00:38:57.500 And it's like, if they don't take a cue from that and go, wait a minute, guys, we're being

00:39:01.500 beat by Fox news.

00:39:02.500 That's not a comedy network.

00:39:04.500 And people ripped me apart.

00:39:06.500 And I was like, this is the only, besides your podcast at the time, nobody else would

00:39:11.500 have me on.

00:39:12.500 And I said, I'm not going to change what I say.

00:39:14.500 I'll say it on CNN.

00:39:15.500 I'll say it on Fox.

00:39:16.500 The most jokes, the person I make fun of most is, well, A, myself, and two is Donald

00:39:22.500 Trump.

00:39:23.500 You know, but the difference is people that are more Republican or moderate, they'll

00:39:28.500 laugh at the Trump stuff.

00:39:30.500 If there's a Biden supporter in the crowd and I make fun of him, they often run out of

00:39:35.500 the show.

00:39:36.500 Wow.

00:39:37.500 Or will get up and start yelling at me immediately.

00:39:40.500 So is that quite a normal thing to happen in your gigs?

00:39:44.500 Oh yeah.

00:39:45.500 Even when I'm touring.

00:39:46.500 Oh yeah.

00:39:47.500 Oh yeah.

00:39:48.500 So people come to your shows knowing what you do and still get triggered by joking about

00:39:52.500 Democrats.

00:39:53.500 People don't always look at, you know, they might see a clip, you know, with the internet

00:39:57.500 now, they might see a 30 second clip that goes viral.

00:39:59.500 Of you making fun of Trump, let's say.

00:40:01.500 Of me making fun of Trump or me making fun of me or a joke about dogs.

00:40:05.500 And then they get there and they go, I thought this would be two hours on dog jokes.

00:40:10.500 You know, you go, no, I've got other stuff.

00:40:12.500 But I just had a woman come to Dallas. 1.00

00:40:15.500 She now has a million views on her tweet or X, whatever, of her review of my show.

00:40:22.500 A million people.

00:40:24.500 And she went because she saw me tell a joke about me being short.

00:40:28.500 And that's why she went.

00:40:30.500 Right.

00:40:31.500 And then she does this review.

00:40:32.500 He did rape joke, this, this, this. 1.00

00:40:35.500 But I do. 0.81

00:40:36.500 I make fun of everything.

00:40:37.500 But she was triggered.

00:40:38.500 She only mentioned the things that she didn't like.

00:40:41.500 And that's the thing I find so frustrating.

00:40:43.500 The people who watch a show and they people do all different types of the community does

00:40:48.500 all different types of jokes and they're fine with it.

00:40:50.500 But when it touches on their thing, that's what they find unacceptable.

00:40:54.500 And that's not just the left.

00:40:55.500 That's everybody.

00:40:56.500 Absolutely.

00:40:57.500 Yeah.

00:40:58.500 It's everybody just from my own sample of my own touring.

00:41:01.500 It's just me.

00:41:02.500 I'm noticing it's the people on the left that have the visceral reaction.

00:41:06.500 And literally, we'll get it.

00:41:08.500 I've had people storm on the stage.

00:41:10.500 You know, it's funny because once you start to build a crowd and, oh, I'm touring now.

00:41:16.500 I'm filling up. 1.00

00:41:17.500 Shit hits the van a lot. 0.99

00:41:19.500 And to me, it's fun because I have to figure out how to navigate it. 0.99

00:41:22.500 But yeah, I've had people run at me, run towards the stage screaming.

00:41:28.500 I film it all too.

00:41:29.500 So it's great.

00:41:30.500 I just go, oh, I'm going to make a thousand bucks off that.

00:41:32.500 Yeah.

00:41:33.500 Great content.

00:41:34.500 Yeah.

00:41:35.500 But what is it in particular?

00:41:36.500 Is it the fact that you impersonate Biden or is it the fact that you do jokes about trans,

00:41:40.500 for instance?

00:41:41.500 Here's what I'm noticing.

00:41:42.500 It's the people that are so firm on their, I'm a lefty.

00:41:47.500 And if any, if I even come in contact, if I see a Trump site and Trump hat, it sets them off.

00:41:53.500 So this woman in particular, or actually the one in Nashville where the woman was storming the stage. 1.00

00:42:00.500 Maybe she's doing her January 6th impression.

00:42:04.500 But her complaint was like, oh, how do you have, how did you have this right wing guy here?

00:42:09.500 And it's because I even brushed on a trans person in a joke or making fun of Biden or something.

00:42:17.500 And then they just go, nope, this is not a safe space.

00:42:21.500 And that's the moment that they get up and then they start.

00:42:24.500 Yes.

00:42:25.500 Yep. 1.00

00:42:26.500 Because the left, the woke left has become so unfun and with a stick up their ass where there's no wiggle room at all, 1.00

00:42:34.500 where it's like you make a joke and there's a trans person in it. 1.00

00:42:37.500 That's a transphobic joke. 1.00

00:42:39.500 If I make a joke about my height, no one gives a shit. 0.99

00:42:42.500 No one goes, you shouldn't do that and make fun of your own height. 0.99

00:42:44.500 That's the heightest joke.

00:42:45.500 And you're, you're self hating.

00:42:47.500 So the very base of the argument is just fraught with contradiction. 1.00

00:42:52.500 And so that's why it doesn't bother me because I go, you're just an idiot and you already paid me. 1.00

00:42:57.500 And now you're leaving and I'm going to make fun of you for the next hour. 1.00

00:43:01.500 Has it ever got to a point where you're actually concerned this is going to get physical?

00:43:04.500 Yeah, I had a woman come on stage and start chest bumping. 1.00

00:43:08.500 She was very large and I'm very small.

00:43:11.500 So she got on stage and she started actually like kind of hitting me with her whole body. 1.00

00:43:16.500 Really?

00:43:17.500 Yeah.

00:43:18.500 But, you know, there's alcohol there.

00:43:20.500 Everyone's a little nervous because they're watching someone do something that they're terrified of.

00:43:25.500 So I always give a little grace period area.

00:43:29.500 And it's just part of the job.

00:43:33.500 It's part.

00:43:34.500 Is it part of the job to deal with people coming on stage, Tyler?

00:43:38.500 Well, you know, it is now.

00:43:42.500 It is now.

00:43:43.500 And it's up to me now to say, yeah, let's have a little more security or something.

00:43:48.500 But when a woman kind of runs at me on stage, I'm like, ooh, this is nice. 1.00

00:43:53.500 A woman approaching me for once.

00:43:54.500 Yeah.

00:43:55.500 I'm usually out there trying.

00:43:56.500 I just got rejected on my way here.

00:43:58.500 I asked the girl out.

00:43:59.500 Yeah.

00:44:00.500 And she just goes, I don't think so.

00:44:02.500 Do you think that's more of a new phenomenon?

00:44:06.500 Because when you were doing stand up, did you ever see like people coming on stage and confronting about jokes? 0.96

00:44:12.500 No, I had someone get very upset at my show, but all he did was just be a dick, basically.

00:44:22.500 But I never felt like that was in any. 0.59

00:44:24.500 Well, again, back to the calling 20,000 or 100,000 people not.

00:44:29.500 I mean, that has a real impact now.

00:44:32.500 So the other part of it is like, you know, secondhand cancellation where it's like, if you got canceled and I knew you,

00:44:40.500 there was a period of time I may have been screwed.

00:44:43.500 Right.

00:44:44.500 So these people are going, oh, no, I'm even in a crowd with any Trump people.

00:44:49.500 Yes. 0.93

00:44:50.500 Trump people, Nazi, fascists, Madison Square Garden, 1939 hoods. 0.95

00:44:55.500 They start to panic. 0.95

00:44:56.500 Yeah.

00:44:57.500 And so their reaction might not be authentic.

00:44:59.500 It might be, oh, no, I can't be associated with this and I'm going to react.

00:45:03.500 And do you think it's because it does make sense because if you're in a place and let's say there's photos being taken and maybe it goes viral online.

00:45:15.500 All of a sudden.

00:45:16.500 That's pretty common now.

00:45:17.500 Crowd work.

00:45:18.500 Everyone's filming the crowd.

00:45:19.500 Yeah.

00:45:20.500 Yeah.

00:45:21.500 And then we go, hang on.

00:45:22.500 Why is Teresa at a far right comedy gig? 1.00

00:45:24.500 Yeah.

00:45:25.500 Why is she at that 1939 Nazi rally reenactment?

00:45:29.500 Yeah.

00:45:30.500 And so you go, actually, that makes sense.

00:45:32.500 So the only way for Teresa to show her moral purity is to get up on stage. 1.00

00:45:38.500 And go, fuck you. 1.00

00:45:39.500 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:40.500 And confront you and show that she's morally disgusted by your jokes. 1.00

00:45:44.500 Exactly.

00:45:45.500 And that, that, that, um, well, I'm going to, this isn't my, this is Jordan Peterson's.

00:45:49.500 It's, it's, what is it?

00:45:51.500 Unearned moral superiority.

00:45:54.500 And it doesn't work if you, unless you do this, you know.

00:45:58.500 You got to look like you're getting gum off your fingers.

00:46:02.500 You know, it's like, well, the far left, you know, the further you go with your hands

00:46:07.500 are the more important.

00:46:08.500 I love Jordan.

00:46:09.500 But that's.

00:46:10.500 Jordan's awesome.

00:46:11.500 He was spot on.

00:46:12.500 Unearned moral superiority.

00:46:14.500 By just waving my fist, wearing a mask, whatever it is, you get to feel morally superior

00:46:20.500 and it's unearned because you didn't do anything. 1.00

00:46:23.500 You put on a stupid mask that doesn't work. 1.00

00:46:25.500 It doesn't actually have an effect. 1.00

00:46:27.500 You shake your hand at a comedy show, but you get to feel heroic.

00:46:31.500 On your mask point.

00:46:32.500 He said something very funny when I was on tour with him.

00:46:34.500 I can't remember what the context was, but it was something along the lines of, oh, you're

00:46:38.500 a good person.

00:46:39.500 Are you?

00:46:40.500 Is that why you're wearing a mask?

00:46:41.500 You know?

00:46:42.500 So if you were doing good things, you would not be wearing a mask.

00:46:45.500 Exactly.

00:46:46.500 Yeah.

00:46:47.500 You're hiding your entire face.

00:46:48.500 Yes.

00:46:49.500 How convenient.

00:46:50.500 And it's, it really is amazing how normalized it's become.

00:46:54.500 Like if you don't go back and focus on these things, the mask thing alone, one out of

00:47:01.500 10 people I see in New York City wear them still outside.

00:47:04.500 Yeah.

00:47:05.500 That's not okay.

00:47:06.500 It's tragic.

00:47:08.500 And we've just kind of moved on from it.

00:47:11.500 And I saw in New York when I was walking in Central Park, these young kids, like early

00:47:18.500 twenties are having a picnic and about 80% of them in the group.

00:47:23.500 There was probably about 20, 20 people there, 16 of them.

00:47:26.500 They were wearing masks, like sitting down, having a picnic.

00:47:30.500 And you look at it and there was a point in time where I would have made jokes about

00:47:34.500 it, but I look at them now.

00:47:35.500 So sad.

00:47:36.500 Well, the government broke your brain and they've given you an anxiety disorder where

00:47:42.500 you feel where you're in the middle of a park.

00:47:44.500 It is scientifically impossible for you to catch COVID.

00:47:48.500 And yet you're still wearing a mask because you can't.

00:47:51.500 Yeah.

00:47:52.500 They can't catch COVID, but they all caught autism.

00:47:55.500 And really, I think this is a self-induced autism.

00:48:01.500 It really is, that is a mental disorder now that these people have.

00:48:08.500 Yeah. 0.99

00:48:09.500 Especially, I live in a most predominantly, not in Texas, in Brooklyn, predominantly black

00:48:14.500 neighborhood.

00:48:16.500 We have some black labs in our neighborhood though, just to, there is some diversity.

00:48:21.500 But I see these old elderly black women who were watching CNN and scared off by the vaccine 1.00

00:48:29.500 because CNN said, they tested this on you. 0.96

00:48:32.500 They tested the vaccines on black people.

00:48:34.500 The Tuskegee, whatever I can't say. 0.97

00:48:37.500 I'm going to be called racist for them.

00:48:39.500 Biden couldn't say it either.

00:48:41.500 Tuscany, Tuscany, Tuscany.

00:48:43.500 Yeah.

00:48:44.500 And so they didn't get the shot, but they're afraid of COVID still.

00:48:48.500 And you have these elderly black women who are walking alone with masks on, just completely 1.00

00:48:53.500 ruined. 0.90

00:48:54.500 You can see the damage and they're all over my neighborhood.

00:48:58.500 And they're alone and they're still scared.

00:49:00.500 What, five years later?

00:49:03.500 It's, and again, that was one side of the political party that did, the spectrum that

00:49:09.500 did that.

00:49:10.500 That was the left that did that.

00:49:13.500 And, um, it could happen again easily in the next five, five years, four years.

00:49:19.500 All right, Tyler.

00:49:20.500 Well, if someone wants to come and confront you on stage, where do they do that?

00:49:24.500 You're on tour right now.

00:49:25.500 Oh yeah.

00:49:26.500 Yeah.

00:49:27.500 I'm on tour.

00:49:28.500 Tylerfisher.com.

00:49:29.500 I'm shadow banned everywhere.

00:49:30.500 So this is my Instagram.

00:49:31.500 I have to wear it on my hat.

00:49:32.500 Now you have to type the whole thing in, but Tylerfisher.com.

00:49:35.500 And I've got about, I'll be in San Diego, Nebraska, Connecticut.

00:49:42.500 It's all there on Tylerfisher.com.

00:49:44.500 Amazing, man.

00:49:45.500 Ohio.

00:49:46.500 You've done something amazing with that hat. 0.73

00:49:47.500 Normally only a black guy can pull off having their own details on their own hat. 1.00

00:49:51.500 How do you know I'm that black? 0.95

00:49:53.500 Well, that's a good question.

00:49:54.500 Yeah.

00:49:55.500 We will find out after the show.

00:49:56.500 Next time.

00:49:57.500 Yeah.

00:49:58.500 All right.

00:49:59.500 Head on over to Substack where we ask you questions from our supporters.

00:50:02.500 The final question we always end on is what's the one thing we're not talking about that

00:50:06.500 we really shouldn't be.

00:50:07.500 Before Tyler answers a final question.

00:50:10.500 At the end of the interview, click the link in the description.

00:50:14.500 It will take you over to our Substack where you'll be able to see this.

00:50:18.500 I just hope whoever wins makes my wife start bitching at me. 1.00

00:50:23.500 Right? 0.96

00:50:24.500 She's brutal, right? 1.00

00:50:25.500 Well, it's like we need more genders. 1.00

00:50:29.500 You know, you think 800 is enough. 0.88

00:50:31.500 It's like, well, you're bloody mistaken, pal, bucko.

00:50:35.500 Feel free to do your best Jordan Peterson. 0.99

00:50:37.500 Well, it's like we're not talking about cleaning your damn room. 0.99

00:50:42.500 You know, getting your life in order. 1.00

00:50:44.500 Petting a damn cat. 1.00

00:50:47.500 Well, you should watch me and Jordan Peterson on Kill Tony. 1.00

00:50:50.500 I'm going to plug that quick because he was absolutely hilarious.

00:50:53.500 So we didn't talk about that.

00:50:55.500 Watch Kill Tony, me and Jordan Peterson.

00:50:59.500 But to piggyback off the clean your room thing, I would say that is important,

00:51:06.500 which is, especially right now, if you're really caught up in the election

00:51:10.500 and who's going to win, it's going to ruin my life.

00:51:12.500 What I always do on election day is I clean my house.

00:51:16.500 I actually do.

00:51:17.500 I go, no matter who wins, is my life in order so that I could take responsibility for what happens?

00:51:25.500 Because ultimately one of them is going to win and you're going to feel like your life is over

00:51:29.500 or your life is just beginning.

00:51:31.500 And that's evidence that you probably haven't actually started your life in getting things organized.

00:51:37.500 So, yeah.

00:51:38.500 Get your stuff together and start a good life.

00:51:42.500 Stop drinking.

00:51:43.500 Work out.

00:51:44.500 You know, what are you doing that you think Kamala Harris or Trump is going to save?

00:51:50.500 And definitely see my show.

00:51:51.500 That'll help.

00:51:52.500 That'll help.

00:51:53.500 Tyler, it's been an absolute pleasure.

00:51:55.500 Thank you guys.

00:51:56.500 I love you guys.

00:51:57.500 Thanks.

00:51:58.500 Turn over to Substack to see Tyler answer your questions. 0.97

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TRIGGERnometry - November 03, 2024

The Garbage Election - Tyler Fischer

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