The Liberal Elite’s Grip on Power is Over - Francis Foster
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Summary
Alex Blumberg is a stand-up comic, writer, podcaster and all-round idiot. She's been in the public eye for a few years now, but it's only been a few weeks that she's been able to make a name for herself as one of the funniest people in the whole wide world. And she's here to talk about it.
Transcript
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Well, 2025 is only a few weeks old, and it seems to be good news all the way so far.
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The global liberal establishment appears to be crumbling as I speak.
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Mark Zuckerberg magically rediscovered his testicles on the Joe Rogan experience
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Zuck's 180 degree turn is the quickest transition I've seen
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since Will Smith identified as a little bitch and slapped Chris Rock over a joke.
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Zuck even now says that he believes we need a more masculine work environment,
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which just goes to show you can program an AI to say anything,
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except have a personality, be likable, and have a modicum of integrity.
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The Democrats had their usual meltdown after the election loss
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where they accused black men and Latinos of being white supremacists.
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The term white supremacist to woke people now means exactly the same thing as the word woman,
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Anyone can now be one, and if the dems say you are one, then you're definitely not.
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Kamala disappeared from public view quicker than if she was shown an invitation
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to the Joe Rogan experience, and no one knows where Joe Biden is.
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All we do know is that he's probably making less sense than he was before.
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Although, he seems to be delighted that Trump won.
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But wouldn't you if you had to spend practically every day of the last four years with Kamala?
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I can't understand what the hell she's talking about, and I don't have dementia.
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The election victory was so devastating that even AOC has removed her pronouns from her Twitter bio,
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which means she now identifies as relatively sane and reasonable for a Latino woman,
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which still means that she'll kill you if you forget to take the rubbish out.
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And that's all the invitation I need to put a ring on that finger and have my life ruined forever.
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Dating her will be like watching a Democrat meltdown.
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It will end in tears, but my God, will it be fun.
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Canada has been through its own awakening now that Justin Trudeau has resigned.
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This is obviously a very sad moment for people kind,
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watching their first black prime minister leave office.
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Who can we rely on to say utterly demented things now?
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Well, the correct answer is whoever the Liberal Party elects to be the next PM.
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By the way, the Liberal Party describing themselves as liberal is a bit like me describing myself as
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sex positive, because I once thought about having sex with someone who has blue hair.
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I'm not sex positive, and anyone who describes themselves as such
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should be marched immediately to a gulag, checked for disease, and never allowed to leave.
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Which is exactly what the Liberals want to do to anyone who believes in free speech.
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The whole of the Anglosphere now feels like it's waking up from a party
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where we've had all our drinks spiked, and we're slowly clawing our way back to reality.
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Well, all except one country, and that's my country, the UK.
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We elected a Labour government that's so anti-free speech it makes Justin Trudeau look like Ben Shapiro.
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If Ben was partial to dressing up as Aladdin and going 12 shades darker than he really needed to.
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This is what happens when you elect a former drama teacher as PM.
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Our government now throws people in jail for memes, Facebook posts,
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and is now talking about implementing blasphemy laws.
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They opened that discussion as part of Islamophobia Awareness Month.
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I wonder if gay people being scared of Islam is a phobia.
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Because if there's one thing we can say about the religion of peace,
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it's that it's not particularly welcoming to the LGBT community.
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Apart from Pakistan and Iran, who are transitioning gay men into women
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They loved the team more than an East German Olympic weightlifter in the 80s.
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Which is ironic, as those East German ladies now have more testosterone
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After 14 years in power, all they succeeded in proving
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Let's hope this is a year we can get back to common sense,
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rationality, and hoping that putting pronouns in your bio
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will be as relevant as Liz Truss's political career.
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If you enjoyed this, you will find plenty more of it on my sub stack.
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I also have two comedy shows in London with the brilliant Leo Kurtz.
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Buy tickets through the link in the description of this video.