TRIGGERnometry - January 29, 2025


The Liberal Elite’s Grip on Power is Over - Francis Foster

Hosted by
Francis Foster Konstantin Kisin
Guests
Francis Foster
Mentioned
Justin Trudeau Joe Biden Zuck Mark Zuckerberg Ben Shapiro Will Smith Chris Rock Joe Rogan Liz Truss Leo Kurtz Alex Pinckney Kamala Labour Trump
Melissa Chen - Should We Ban TikTok？ The Authorities Failed Those Girls - Julia Hartley-Brewer

Episode Stats


Length

5 minutes

Words per minute

162.92

Word count

893

Sentence count

72

Harmful content

Misogyny

5

sentences flagged

Toxicity

22

sentences flagged

Hate speech

3

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Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

Alex Blumberg is a stand-up comic, writer, podcaster and all-round idiot. She's been in the public eye for a few years now, but it's only been a few weeks that she's been able to make a name for herself as one of the funniest people in the whole wide world. And she's here to talk about it.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00.000 Well, 2025 is only a few weeks old, and it seems to be good news all the way so far.
00:00:10.180 The global liberal establishment appears to be crumbling as I speak. 0.92
00:00:14.760 Mark Zuckerberg magically rediscovered his testicles on the Joe Rogan experience 0.83
00:00:18.880 and now claims to believe in free speech. 0.93
00:00:22.200 Zuck's 180 degree turn is the quickest transition I've seen 0.99
00:00:26.400 since Will Smith identified as a little bitch and slapped Chris Rock over a joke. 0.96
00:00:31.680 Zuck even now says that he believes we need a more masculine work environment, 0.98
00:00:37.120 which just goes to show you can program an AI to say anything,
00:00:41.180 except have a personality, be likable, and have a modicum of integrity.
00:00:45.100 The Democrats had their usual meltdown after the election loss 0.97
00:00:48.980 where they accused black men and Latinos of being white supremacists. 0.92
00:00:54.100 The term white supremacist to woke people now means exactly the same thing as the word woman,
00:01:02.000 in that it's meaningless.
00:01:03.760 Anyone can now be one, and if the dems say you are one, then you're definitely not.
00:01:09.320 Kamala disappeared from public view quicker than if she was shown an invitation 1.00
00:01:13.540 to the Joe Rogan experience, and no one knows where Joe Biden is.
00:01:18.480 Least of all Joe Biden.
00:01:19.580 All we do know is that he's probably making less sense than he was before.
00:01:24.400 Although, he seems to be delighted that Trump won.
00:01:27.540 But wouldn't you if you had to spend practically every day of the last four years with Kamala?
00:01:32.060 I can't understand what the hell she's talking about, and I don't have dementia.
00:01:36.300 You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?
00:01:38.420 The election victory was so devastating that even AOC has removed her pronouns from her Twitter bio,
00:01:47.760 which means she now identifies as relatively sane and reasonable for a Latino woman, 0.99
00:01:53.800 which still means that she'll kill you if you forget to take the rubbish out. 0.99
00:01:57.860 And that's all the invitation I need to put a ring on that finger and have my life ruined forever. 0.99
00:02:03.560 Dating her will be like watching a Democrat meltdown.
00:02:07.580 It will end in tears, but my God, will it be fun.
00:02:12.000 And it's not just the US.
00:02:13.540 Canada has been through its own awakening now that Justin Trudeau has resigned.
00:02:18.280 This is obviously a very sad moment for people kind,
00:02:22.180 watching their first black prime minister leave office.
00:02:25.200 Who can we rely on to say utterly demented things now?
00:02:28.580 Well, the correct answer is whoever the Liberal Party elects to be the next PM.
00:02:33.560 By the way, the Liberal Party describing themselves as liberal is a bit like me describing myself as 0.96
00:02:40.280 sex positive, because I once thought about having sex with someone who has blue hair.
00:02:45.340 I'm not sex positive, and anyone who describes themselves as such 0.94
00:02:48.640 should be marched immediately to a gulag, checked for disease, and never allowed to leave.
00:02:53.280 Which is exactly what the Liberals want to do to anyone who believes in free speech.
00:02:57.180 The whole of the Anglosphere now feels like it's waking up from a party 0.51
00:03:01.320 where we've had all our drinks spiked, and we're slowly clawing our way back to reality.
00:03:07.060 Well, all except one country, and that's my country, the UK.
00:03:12.400 We elected a Labour government that's so anti-free speech it makes Justin Trudeau look like Ben Shapiro.
00:03:18.780 If Ben was partial to dressing up as Aladdin and going 12 shades darker than he really needed to.
00:03:23.740 This is what happens when you elect a former drama teacher as PM. 1.00
00:03:28.500 Crap policies, worse costumes. 1.00
00:03:31.160 Our government now throws people in jail for memes, Facebook posts, 1.00
00:03:34.860 and is now talking about implementing blasphemy laws.
00:03:38.660 They opened that discussion as part of Islamophobia Awareness Month. 0.94
00:03:43.480 I wonder if gay people being scared of Islam is a phobia.
00:03:47.900 Because if there's one thing we can say about the religion of peace, 0.66
00:03:50.900 it's that it's not particularly welcoming to the LGBT community.
00:03:55.360 Apart from Pakistan and Iran, who are transitioning gay men into women 0.93
00:03:59.120 faster than you can shout the words, 0.96
00:04:01.640 YAS QUEEN! 1.00
00:04:02.700 They loved the team more than an East German Olympic weightlifter in the 80s.
00:04:07.600 Which is ironic, as those East German ladies now have more testosterone 1.00
00:04:11.200 than every male Labour MP combined.
00:04:14.240 And I would talk about the Conservative Party.
00:04:16.660 But honestly, what's the point?
00:04:19.340 After 14 years in power, all they succeeded in proving
00:04:22.360 was that it doesn't matter who you have as PM.
00:04:24.880 Male, female, ethnic minority. 1.00
00:04:27.120 They're all as crap as each other. 1.00
00:04:29.260 So here's to 2025. 1.00
00:04:30.580 Let's hope this is a year we can get back to common sense,
00:04:33.980 rationality, and hoping that putting pronouns in your bio
00:04:36.980 will be as relevant as Liz Truss's political career. 0.76
00:04:40.800 If you enjoyed this, you will find plenty more of it on my sub stack.
00:04:45.660 The link is in the description.
00:04:47.340 I also have two comedy shows in London with the brilliant Leo Kurtz.
00:04:52.040 Buy tickets through the link in the description of this video.
00:05:00.580 Do you know what?
00:05:05.980 Do you know what you think?
00:05:07.540 Do you know what you think?
00:05:07.960 Have a great time.
00:05:09.160 Hello.
00:05:10.100 Welcome to Palm Beach.
00:05:10.800 And Alex Pink.
00:05:11.280 What am I to see?
00:05:11.800 I always want to see you.
00:05:13.720 But I am going to be in the Danson.
00:05:15.400 Bye.
00:05:16.160 Love.
00:05:16.420 Thanks.
00:05:17.700 Bye.
00:05:17.980 Bye.
00:05:19.580 Bye.
00:05:20.200 Have a great time.
00:05:22.280 Bye.
00:05:23.060 Bye.
00:05:24.460 Bye.
00:05:28.480 Bye.