TRIGGERnometry - January 29, 2025


The Liberal Elite’s Grip on Power is Over - Francis Foster


Episode Stats

Length

5 minutes

Words per Minute

162.91656

Word Count

893

Sentence Count

63

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

Alex Blumberg is a stand-up comic, writer, podcaster and all-round idiot. She's been in the public eye for a few years now, but it's only been a few weeks that she's been able to make a name for herself as one of the funniest people in the whole wide world. And she's here to talk about it.

Transcript

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Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 Well, 2025 is only a few weeks old, and it seems to be good news all the way so far.
00:00:10.180 The global liberal establishment appears to be crumbling as I speak.
00:00:14.760 Mark Zuckerberg magically rediscovered his testicles on the Joe Rogan experience
00:00:18.880 and now claims to believe in free speech.
00:00:22.200 Zuck's 180 degree turn is the quickest transition I've seen
00:00:26.400 since Will Smith identified as a little bitch and slapped Chris Rock over a joke.
00:00:31.680 Zuck even now says that he believes we need a more masculine work environment,
00:00:37.120 which just goes to show you can program an AI to say anything,
00:00:41.180 except have a personality, be likable, and have a modicum of integrity.
00:00:45.100 The Democrats had their usual meltdown after the election loss
00:00:48.980 where they accused black men and Latinos of being white supremacists.
00:00:54.100 The term white supremacist to woke people now means exactly the same thing as the word woman,
00:01:02.000 in that it's meaningless.
00:01:03.760 Anyone can now be one, and if the dems say you are one, then you're definitely not.
00:01:09.320 Kamala disappeared from public view quicker than if she was shown an invitation
00:01:13.540 to the Joe Rogan experience, and no one knows where Joe Biden is.
00:01:18.480 Least of all Joe Biden.
00:01:19.580 All we do know is that he's probably making less sense than he was before.
00:01:24.400 Although, he seems to be delighted that Trump won.
00:01:27.540 But wouldn't you if you had to spend practically every day of the last four years with Kamala?
00:01:32.060 I can't understand what the hell she's talking about, and I don't have dementia.
00:01:36.300 You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?
00:01:38.420 The election victory was so devastating that even AOC has removed her pronouns from her Twitter bio,
00:01:47.760 which means she now identifies as relatively sane and reasonable for a Latino woman,
00:01:53.800 which still means that she'll kill you if you forget to take the rubbish out.
00:01:57.860 And that's all the invitation I need to put a ring on that finger and have my life ruined forever.
00:02:03.560 Dating her will be like watching a Democrat meltdown.
00:02:07.580 It will end in tears, but my God, will it be fun.
00:02:12.000 And it's not just the US.
00:02:13.540 Canada has been through its own awakening now that Justin Trudeau has resigned.
00:02:18.280 This is obviously a very sad moment for people kind,
00:02:22.180 watching their first black prime minister leave office.
00:02:25.200 Who can we rely on to say utterly demented things now?
00:02:28.580 Well, the correct answer is whoever the Liberal Party elects to be the next PM.
00:02:33.560 By the way, the Liberal Party describing themselves as liberal is a bit like me describing myself as
00:02:40.280 sex positive, because I once thought about having sex with someone who has blue hair.
00:02:45.340 I'm not sex positive, and anyone who describes themselves as such
00:02:48.640 should be marched immediately to a gulag, checked for disease, and never allowed to leave.
00:02:53.280 Which is exactly what the Liberals want to do to anyone who believes in free speech.
00:02:57.180 The whole of the Anglosphere now feels like it's waking up from a party
00:03:01.320 where we've had all our drinks spiked, and we're slowly clawing our way back to reality.
00:03:07.060 Well, all except one country, and that's my country, the UK.
00:03:12.400 We elected a Labour government that's so anti-free speech it makes Justin Trudeau look like Ben Shapiro.
00:03:18.780 If Ben was partial to dressing up as Aladdin and going 12 shades darker than he really needed to.
00:03:23.740 This is what happens when you elect a former drama teacher as PM.
00:03:28.500 Crap policies, worse costumes.
00:03:31.160 Our government now throws people in jail for memes, Facebook posts,
00:03:34.860 and is now talking about implementing blasphemy laws.
00:03:38.660 They opened that discussion as part of Islamophobia Awareness Month.
00:03:43.480 I wonder if gay people being scared of Islam is a phobia.
00:03:47.900 Because if there's one thing we can say about the religion of peace,
00:03:50.900 it's that it's not particularly welcoming to the LGBT community.
00:03:55.360 Apart from Pakistan and Iran, who are transitioning gay men into women
00:03:59.120 faster than you can shout the words,
00:04:01.640 YAS QUEEN!
00:04:02.700 They loved the team more than an East German Olympic weightlifter in the 80s.
00:04:07.600 Which is ironic, as those East German ladies now have more testosterone
00:04:11.200 than every male Labour MP combined.
00:04:14.240 And I would talk about the Conservative Party.
00:04:16.660 But honestly, what's the point?
00:04:19.340 After 14 years in power, all they succeeded in proving
00:04:22.360 was that it doesn't matter who you have as PM.
00:04:24.880 Male, female, ethnic minority.
00:04:27.120 They're all as crap as each other.
00:04:29.260 So here's to 2025.
00:04:30.580 Let's hope this is a year we can get back to common sense,
00:04:33.980 rationality, and hoping that putting pronouns in your bio
00:04:36.980 will be as relevant as Liz Truss's political career.
00:04:40.800 If you enjoyed this, you will find plenty more of it on my sub stack.
00:04:45.660 The link is in the description.
00:04:47.340 I also have two comedy shows in London with the brilliant Leo Kurtz.
00:04:52.040 Buy tickets through the link in the description of this video.
00:05:00.580 Do you know what?
00:05:05.980 Do you know what you think?
00:05:07.540 Do you know what you think?
00:05:07.960 Have a great time.
00:05:09.160 Hello.
00:05:10.100 Welcome to Palm Beach.
00:05:10.800 And Alex Pink.
00:05:11.280 What am I to see?
00:05:11.800 I always want to see you.
00:05:13.720 But I am going to be in the Danson.
00:05:15.400 Bye.
00:05:16.160 Love.
00:05:16.420 Thanks.
00:05:17.700 Bye.
00:05:17.980 Bye.
00:05:19.580 Bye.
00:05:20.200 Have a great time.
00:05:22.280 Bye.
00:05:23.060 Bye.
00:05:24.460 Bye.
00:05:28.480 Bye.