True Patriot Love - November 13, 2026


From Scooby-Doo to America's Got Talent ft. Greg Morton

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00:00:00 i like to have a laugh i think you know that about me seriously i i like to laugh which makes
00:00:10 doing shows like we're doing today even more fun welcome to the room greg morton comedian and a guy
00:00:17 with a bit of a journey in the last couple of years that i think we all want to hear about
00:00:21 thanks for coming in man thank you mike how are you good nice so let me first of all you have the
00:00:26 greatest voice in Canada. This is Canada's greatest voice. That's good. How does that
00:00:31 sound on the mic? That's probably never been heard. Yeah. Yeah. He's got those buttery
00:00:35 tones. You know what my first job was? What's that? PA announcer. Where? At a department
00:00:40 store. No kidding. Give me an example. Remember the old Wolko? Wolko? Yeah. Wow. Okay. Take
00:00:47 me back, man. What do we got on sale? Good evening, shoppers. Welcome to Wolko. We have
00:00:52 uh ladies underwear now on sale oh that's great because i have ladies underwear on right now
00:00:58 uh well that's a that's an funny enough we have that in common because i have also been that guy
00:01:05 uh when you started the underwear guy not the underwear guy necessarily but the
00:01:09 the red light special guy okay i got right now red light special anyway you were a pa announcer as
00:01:15 well yeah when i was in early radio days i got the opportunity it paid pretty good
00:01:20 yeah okay it was pretty good though back then that's a good question i probably made a couple
00:01:27 hundred bucks for the day yeah uh sitting around at that time that was pretty bad it had zero
00:01:31 talent so it was really great it was great to make money for nothing uh so here you are sitting
00:01:38 in toronto with me is this where you hail from uh no but close i grew up in woodstock woodstock
00:01:43 ontario know it well yeah tobacco country as i that's it yeah yeah that's an interesting area
00:01:49 of Ontario to grow up in.
00:01:51 It's a bit rural.
00:01:52 I bet that you have friends from high school
00:01:54 that you're still friends with today
00:01:56 because of that.
00:01:56 As a matter of fact, yeah.
00:01:58 Yeah.
00:01:59 What was life like growing up there?
00:02:00 Well, challenging.
00:02:02 But I knew it would be
00:02:03 because I think back then
00:02:04 we were the only black family that lived there.
00:02:07 But my family grew up there.
00:02:08 My dad and his brothers and sisters, mom, et cetera.
00:02:13 And so, but my mom and dad, they always prepared me.
00:02:17 They always said, listen,
00:02:18 you're going to have to work twice as hard.
00:02:19 and you know you're gonna have to do this and that they didn't tell me i was gonna have to run
00:02:24 home from school every day but that is a that's a tragic traumatic thing to have to think about
00:02:30 actually it is but i'm i've never been caught up in that like you know how today the new newer
00:02:37 generation is all about that you know right displaying your trauma and i just i just had
00:02:43 accepted it and i think i'm better for it it's funny that you say that because i think that we
00:02:48 do a lot of trauma examination and frankly growing up where you grew up nice place man right maybe if
00:02:57 you weren't from a black family it would have been real different but which is weird to me because i
00:03:01 feel badly hearing this because i grew up in ontario i didn't see much real genuine racism when i was
00:03:07 growing up i was the muncha cake in my neighborhood a lot of italian guys yeah i heard that okay yeah
00:03:14 a bunch of kale okay i got it no big deal no not really no i was a little jealous because their
00:03:20 lunches were extraordinary works of art and i had the wonder bread so i did feel that show
00:03:26 that was my own yeah but no but it's so it's it's hard for me to picture that era in in
00:03:34 in ontario where you might have experienced a little bit of that well you'd be quite surprised 0.75
00:03:39 wow because even some of my teachers were a little ignorant wow i had this one teacher
00:03:45 this was the fifth grade and she thought it would be fun to have a minstrel show as part of the 0.89
00:03:52 assembly so we were all by the way that got a horrified wheezy laugh from nick our producer
00:04:02 both of us i felt i felt the oxygen just leave the room for a minute there
00:04:08 so we're all sitting around and this is a class project and they get out she gets out the black
00:04:17 construction paper they made red lips big boogly white eyeballs sticking out and i go like why
00:04:25 are we making these masks i was completely naive i didn't know what we were doing right and uh and
00:04:31 then people people kids were going like i'm going to wear mine for halloween and i'm going like
00:04:36 what what is this and then we're singing these negro spirituals old black joe and songs like
00:04:44 that i go like what is this i couldn't figure it out and i didn't have the context yeah yeah so we
00:04:51 get into let me see if i get this right yeah you weren't getting spiritual negro music at home no
00:04:56 oh okay in fact there was no radio station that had any of that music right like just put context
00:05:02 in it a kid we listened to country for god's sake a kid from the country in ontario would be doing
00:05:08 this what is this right yeah and uh then it got to the assembly and someone had a brain i guess
00:05:16 it was the principal and he said that this that it was completely unacceptable and it was wrong
00:05:22 and she was admonished but at the time i had no idea but what was great about it is that that was
00:05:29 my coming out into comedy because i was in another sketch which was in a classroom where i just played
00:05:36 a student and i just clowned around and i was getting laughs i'm going like wow this is what
00:05:42 i want to do it's so funny the best feeling in the world is making somebody laugh right seriously
00:05:48 even if it's just myself sold out show you know yeah but uh okay so that's how i kept from getting
00:05:54 beat up all the time in class it is a mechanism i think the class clown is a mechanism to keep
00:05:59 yourself safe uh to be beloved in ways that the jock isn't to be beloved in ways that the the
00:06:05 pretty boys aren't to be beloved regardless right and often more so uh i think the effects of making
00:06:12 people laugh have huge impact on them when it comes to how they view you i think so too yeah
00:06:19 you know it's uh especially in that age group you know to to be known as the funny guy from the from
00:06:25 the group now you were class clown weren't you mike you know i don't think that i think i'll be
00:06:30 asking the question greg i don't think that we need to uh point fingers but there was there was
00:06:36 moments yeah yeah yeah for sure no that was that was really much like you i remember opportunities
00:06:42 in grade school and high school and and uh that gave me the chance to to feel that laughter and
00:06:48 the effects of it thereafter and feeling exalted by myself for having done it you know and yeah
00:06:55 so i so now you you start to get these vibes that you can do this right where do you go next do you
00:07:01 end up like okay i'm gonna focus on going right to comedy well no because at the time i had a
00:07:07 talent for drawing so when i was a kid i would draw pictures cartoons and then make up voices
00:07:14 for them right yeah while i'm drawing because you know i didn't have a lot of toys or gi joe
00:07:20 i maybe had some plastic men or army people or whatever but that was it and that was my
00:07:26 entertainment because i was the only child for the first first nine years so you had nine years
00:07:31 of peace to create create your own world of weirdness yeah very much so yeah totally into
00:07:37 my own imagination and uh at the time i thought i was going to be a cartoonist or an animator
00:07:45 and that's exactly what i did i went to sheridan college i studied classical animation and i was
00:07:51 there for three years and my first job getting out was working on the scooby and scrappy do show
00:07:58 really yeah that was for you nick zoinks like wow right reggie i think we've got something here all
00:08:10 right so um yeah and then i went and i was working diligently on these scenes and
00:08:18 And we've got the first rushes back of our work.
00:08:22 And I watched my work go bloop like that.
00:08:24 And I went, what?
00:08:26 This can't be what I'm meant to do.
00:08:27 That was it?
00:08:28 Yeah, exactly.
00:08:29 Yeah.
00:08:29 Yeah.
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00:08:47 And, you know, that's such an illustrious, really illustrious course that you got into and graduated from.
00:08:55 You know, animation companies around the world would snatch you up.
00:08:58 Disney, Nirvana at the time.
00:09:00 Yeah.
00:09:00 All of these major companies, they were looking for you.
00:09:04 So I would imagine there was no shortage of work.
00:09:06 Oh, it was a really hot time in the industry then.
00:09:09 Yeah.
00:09:09 So now you're thinking, I don't know if this is for me.
00:09:12 Right.
00:09:13 What do you do next?
00:09:14 I'm planning my escape.
00:09:16 Right.
00:09:16 Okay.
00:09:17 okay since i but since i draw i made my own logo and it was a caricature of myself
00:09:24 and at the time i had a dj business i was uh working part-time on the weekends since i was
00:09:29 16 years old just doing weddings for friends and then as i got older and more of my classmates
00:09:36 were getting married i got more invites to do their weddings and they were like the class clown
00:09:41 you know the guy he's a dj exactly exactly so then i had this whole thing where i would do skits
00:09:49 with the songs so if it was ghostbusters i'd have a ghostbusters outfit right if it was a bird song
00:09:55 i'd have a bird outfit that's amazing yeah so i made a whole thing greg morton that crazy dj
00:10:02 patterned after you know those wild and crazy guys you know from right snl yeah i had a van
00:10:08 all painted up with my caricature on it and i i go like this is where i'm gonna go this is my path
00:10:13 for the next few years and we'll see where that takes me and how'd that work out well it was fine
00:10:19 until uh i it felt like there was a a ceiling now at the time when i was in college uh we had a i
00:10:31 i had a really good uh english teacher his name was bob smith and what he would do that was an
00:10:38 alias let's be honest bob smith is wanted someplace right but he he used to take us out on field trips
00:10:47 and he'd take us to theater second city yuck yucks so i got all this exposure to comedy
00:10:54 and i'm going like man this is what i want to do this is what i did when i was in high school
00:10:58 i would do skits and that and so we started out and i was like uh we had a duo at the time with
00:11:05 my best friend mike bannon and he played guitar and i wrote lyrics and i would sing the songs and
00:11:11 they were filthy well it's college right yeah fantastic yeah and uh i go like yeah i love this
00:11:18 but i'm not sure where i want to go with this so i took some improv and that and then finally i did
00:11:23 some stand-up my first time it was in london ontario and you know that place yeah yeah i've
00:11:30 done stand-up in towns like that yeah they're they're very conservative they're very difficult
00:11:36 a real challenge everybody was singing along yeah well actually the first time i went on stage i
00:11:43 killed it nice i thought well i'll i'll invite my friends and i bombed there's nothing like
00:11:51 saying to people please come to my show and this moment occurs where you look at right it's just you
00:11:59 honestly there's more people normally
00:12:04 but i kept at it and i kept doing it and i would drive two hours to to uh toronto and drive back
00:12:11 two more and eventually things got better and i go like yeah i gotta make the break i gotta go
00:12:16 full-time this is the only way i'm going to get better at this so i sold my business to my cousin
00:12:22 and i started doing stand-up and uh yeah and that's when i everything's really opened up
00:12:29 so what year is this we're talking about now do you think this is maybe 80 85. so now let me see
00:12:38 if i remember 85 86 now we've got major comedians there's there's waves of comedy i've noticed have
00:12:45 Have you noticed this?
00:12:46 There's waves of comedy where it's really the thing
00:12:49 and there's some big names and it's driving.
00:12:52 And now I think that the social media
00:12:55 has really vaulted that into a faster cycle
00:13:00 of who's hot and who's not.
00:13:02 But you were coming into comedy at a time
00:13:04 where comedy was sexy, man.
00:13:05 It was like, especially there was some big Canadian comedians
00:13:09 out there at the time.
00:13:12 SCTV was killing it.
00:13:13 yeah i mean like you really had a you arrived in a moment that could have been really uh fortuitous
00:13:19 at the time when i was there norm mcdonald was coming out wow came out of uh ottawa it's i
00:13:28 remember going to the ottawa club and seeing him work out he brought up his notebook he's
00:13:34 reading his jokes that he had written that day it was so cool yeah and we're arguing and there
00:13:40 we're arguing and the club owner says he should have that memorized and i go like he's working
00:13:45 out he's working he's working a deal out yeah he's trying to figure himself exactly right and
00:13:51 and then also that it lends itself to his personality it does i'm up here reading
00:13:59 okay okay that's fine uh but that's uh so that is a really wonderful era to kind of be
00:14:05 uh in canada now here you are in canada uh a comedian and we see this with so many comedians
00:14:12 i could name an endless number of comedians in canada that have to make the leap they either
00:14:18 go to new york they go to la they find themselves on tour through the tampa florida
00:14:22 the circuit right did you do that as well uh yes i did well here's a funny thing that happened
00:14:30 um i was a college uh not a convention no i remember this where you would go and you would
00:14:37 show off your act that's it book you right yeah yeah not a single book not like naca that naca's
00:14:42 the states but what was what was it in canada something about colleges yeah yeah yeah it'll
00:14:47 come to me yeah but yeah yeah no that's a big basically a showcase so this is where yeah this
00:14:52 is where all of the student council the student presidencies and the the booking people from all
00:14:57 universities and colleges across canada come to one uh demonstration exactly yeah so you performed
00:15:03 at that well no not exactly this was a pitch basically right and at the time it was mostly
00:15:11 just bands because i don't think comedy was as popular with colleges right as it is you know so
00:15:18 i went there and i'm going i thought i didn't take it seriously and i'm just joking around and
00:15:23 you know trying to argue that you know well comedians are easier an easier booking than
00:15:30 bands well they kind of are well slightly yeah but these people were very offended by that they told
00:15:36 me to leave the country why don't you leave the country oh okay all right fine but you know
00:15:44 something going back home and contemplating this i go like yeah what am i doing here
00:15:49 if they don't want me why why why shouldn't i leave and that's exactly what i did and my wife she
00:15:56 wanted to uh she wanted to study law so she went to new york law school and while she was going to
00:16:03 school i'd write joke jokes during the day and then i'd go to uh catch a rising star at night
00:16:10 wow yeah and do my is catch still around no unfortunately not yeah it's gone yeah that
00:16:15 was a real workout spot that's where comedians really uh really they had a they blossomed out
00:16:21 of there a lot of great names came in i saw dave chappelle wow i i saw chris rock for like two
00:16:29 seconds when i came in i thought you were dave chappelle and i was like i'm not ready for this
00:16:35 but uh yeah that was a and you know it's so interesting you can tell by even your uh presentation
00:16:44 in chatting with me your comfort level is that of a new york comic to be honest with you
00:16:49 you're ready in any scenario to have a good chat well and i think that comes from working out so
00:16:55 much in those hard rooms yes i mean i remember a lot of the guys would do three four spots in a
00:17:01 night just hopping from club to club yeah what were the clubs that you would hop to let's see
00:17:05 we can name it you got catch the rising star uh what else was there at the time something with
00:17:11 new york in it new york comedy new york new york comedy club your comedy club yeah then of course
00:17:18 caroline caroline's was one of the other big ones the seller the seller that was really popular
00:17:22 right still is still is yeah yeah so you had a lot of that was one thing going to that city gave
00:17:27 you the options you wouldn't get anywhere in canada which is clubs operating next week yes
00:17:32 but it's a different level because those audiences are a different level aren't they right right
00:17:38 More, what would you say about the audiences
00:17:41 that you experienced in New York compared to here?
00:17:43 Smart, intelligent, very word-savvy.
00:17:47 Yeah.
00:17:48 Kind of akin to the beatnik days, you know, that poetry, beat poetry.
00:17:57 There are the rhythms that the people connect with, you know,
00:18:02 and I think it's a release for those people as well
00:18:06 because you know that girl in that city what a pressure cooker oh my gosh even when you're just
00:18:11 sitting there it feels like you're doing something right are you watching it yeah it's so true
00:18:16 that's a great point well that's so that's really wild you you stay in new york for how long like
00:18:22 what happens maybe about two or three years i'm really giving i'm doing the history of your life
00:18:26 right now sorry about that but it's fascinating i think to viewers and listeners to understand
00:18:31 what this life is like it is a very different pursuit so you're you're in new york and you're
00:18:40 working it out there what happens where do you where do you go from there well i it i didn't it
00:18:45 didn't feel like a fit for me because i was more of an entertainer than it's just a straight stand
00:18:49 up gotcha so i thought well maybe la would be better for me so i said to my wife let's go to
00:18:56 los angeles she went there and studied up and wrote the bar out there and in the meantime your
00:19:02 wife is a good woman she is a lawyer she really comedian right come on i mean we traveled across
00:19:08 the country wow five or six times back and forth between new york and los angeles in the car wow
00:19:19 she'd call it that mike well she did not kill you so i would have to say true love
00:19:26 uh so that's so you actually ended up in la and what what uh what happens there well uh i liked
00:19:32 it more yeah i thought it was the better fit for me and at the time i was um i was doing
00:19:43 more stand-up but it was different you know i was trying i was kind of trying to meld what i was
00:19:48 doing in my disc jockey days with my stand-up character characters and voices right i didn't
00:19:56 really know it at the time but that's kind of the direction that i was moving right on and uh i had
00:20:02 also had a background in uh voice work so uh before i left for the states
00:20:11 uh somebody said uh oh i got hooked up with an agent here larry goldhart and uh he said from
00:20:18 characters and he says uh would you like to do uh going on on an audition for animation i said oh
00:20:25 yeah that's what i used to do in college i would do voices for my my fellow students films so he
00:20:31 says okay i'm gonna send you out on one and it was hello kitty hello good i know right so the
00:20:37 character what character are you on hello kitty his name was grinder he was he was a dog and he
00:20:43 sounded like this or imagine remember uh car 54 ed gwynn remember ed gwynn he go oh oh oh so every
00:20:50 time he got excited yeah so they wanted that hook for the character so i'm going oh yeah okay kitty
00:20:58 yeah it's so great to be here and these were all ring tellings of all these classic fairy tales but
00:21:04 they had a funny spin on them and they were fun and so i'm working on that and then the director
00:21:09 comes up to me because he was flying up from los angeles to toronto and we're doing this show and
00:21:14 he says hey craig you know you've got some background in this animation how would you like
00:21:19 to direct what well who doesn't want to direct that's everybody right yeah so i ended up directing
00:21:28 voice for cartoons i ended up directing uh cops uh not the tv show but you know the other one
00:21:36 uh bill and ted's excellent adventure uh what else uh super mario brothers the legend of zelda
00:21:44 this is when all these video games were becoming a half hour card that's right i recall that era
00:21:50 yeah yeah yeah so uh so that was my whole background and i thought well if i move to
00:21:55 los angeles this will be a continuation of that right you know fantastic fit yeah yeah you've had
00:22:02 you know what i think making yourself available and having talent has done you done you pretty well
00:22:08 so how long did you stay in la or did you end up coming back here to do this work i did because uh
00:22:14 I spent like about three years in Los Angeles, but it's just so expensive.
00:22:23 I was never there because I was always on the road trying to make money to pay the bills.
00:22:29 Exactly.
00:22:30 So I thought, you know what?
00:22:31 The only way I'm going to get better is to just become a road dog.
00:22:36 And I said, well, I'll make my home here in Canada, but I'll travel across the border into the States.
00:22:42 So that's what I did.
00:22:43 and i'm still doing i still live in toronto and i still cross the border and i still go to work
00:22:49 yeah like this past weekend i was in cleveland oh i'm sorry next weekend's gonna be better
00:22:55 uh i'm just kidding cleveland's nice people still live there cleveland's a good place uh
00:23:02 so now okay you put in you got the chops you put in the time you've had a breadth of experience
00:23:08 yeah could you talk to me about america's got talent sure what the hell what's that like how
00:23:15 do you end up there what's the process like the whole thing tell me it all well they have talent
00:23:21 scouts so they're scouring the internet all the time anything that's viral or it really has a
00:23:27 catch or a hook to it right they're on it and that's how they get all their their different
00:23:33 talent now you might not get in one year but you might get on the second year that that one week
00:23:39 and this was a weekend in uh what was it maybe 2018 yeah 2018 i got two calls i actually one
00:23:47 call one email one for would you like to be on britain's got talent and one and one for would
00:23:54 you like to be on america's got talent and then i'm trying to think how am i going to be on both
00:23:59 of these shows right but i i anyway i would imagine they probably wouldn't have minded that
00:24:05 to be honest with you so that's really wild it's almost like they are sharing their their talent
00:24:11 pools with each other when you get the franchise they likely set everybody up with the same model
00:24:16 of now i don't know what happened in behind the scenes but i ended up you know in america's got
00:24:21 talent so they they reach out to you and say would you like to do this exactly what happens next and
00:24:26 they say what do you want to do and then i go like well i obviously i star wars thing which i've been
00:24:32 doing for for years that's safe it's gonna hit i know it so like they said okay throw it on tape
00:24:38 and we'll look at it do it again do it again do it again and then when then we had to get
00:24:46 uh permission from disney because disney owns the rights to star wars exactly so i had to
00:24:53 make a script of everything that i was going to say during my skit so can you imagine writing down
00:25:02 a wookie going how do you write that wookie noise wookie expression yeah that's fun yeah a very quick
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00:25:41 nothing keeps you informed so thank you now back to the show what a pro so how long did the process
00:25:47 take before you actually showed up to about six months maybe close to six months okay now the
00:25:54 viewer thinks auditions are open the viewer thinks it's a process a lineup that goes on over a couple
00:26:00 of days actually they still are they still do have open auditions because you know you never know who
00:26:07 you're going to find that makes sense yeah so it is i didn't know that they had sort of um scouted
00:26:14 auditions which is great because i think that that's led to some pretty big stars in that system
00:26:19 well if you think about it it's a national television show it's viewed all over the world
00:26:23 yeah you have to have that level of talent yeah you couldn't possibly have a little tiny talent
00:26:29 time no you know like they had in hamilton you know my mom was on that show she really got yeah
00:26:37 her claim to fame probably the first year was big l's talent showcase she had to wait until they had
00:26:42 tv and then the next thing she did was get on it uh but uh so that's fascinating yeah how are you
00:26:49 feeling as all of this is coming on like are you like oh this could change my life this is gonna
00:26:54 change everything scariest thing that ever happened i said we're in the green room which is
00:27:00 the uh which venue the kodak theater oh right okay it's huge it's massive so there's all these uh
00:27:07 uh, two huge bathrooms and, uh, places to do makeup. It's huge. I go like, I'm hungry. I
00:27:16 want to get something to eat. She says, well, there's lots of things. There's lots of things
00:27:19 out there. You know, there's Hollywood Boulevard right there. You just go out there. You'll
00:27:23 see lots of food. I go, okay. So I walk out. I got swarmed. I got swarmed. Hey, it's that
00:27:32 guy. He's from, he's on the show. Next thing you know, I'm signing autographs. I'm taking
00:27:37 pictures i'm out there for 45 minutes just signing autographs i'm going wow this is it baby right it
00:27:46 felt like overnight and then i came back in and she said did you get something to eat i go no no
00:27:51 that was hard fame sucks i'm going home uh that's fantastic isn't that wild yeah yeah so now uh what
00:28:00 what do the moments feel like uh during the taping well i i have to say the taping was interesting 0.84
00:28:06 let me tell you okay so well we're all sitting back uh uh in the green room area you know and
00:28:15 it's just a hurry up and wait thing and i got really close to this uh this one contestant
00:28:22 and she's a flight attendant but she sings over the mic that's cool isn't that cool what a great
00:28:30 hook that was yeah so we're just chatting and and everything we got to them we got along quite well
00:28:36 and i got to know her family and everything so then it comes to the time when we're gonna go on
00:28:42 and she's peeking through the curtain she's oh my god look at all those people out there
00:28:50 freaking out oh she was freaking out because she'd never had a perform she never performed
00:28:55 i think that's i think that's part of the appeal of this show is that the the kid that uh spins at
00:29:01 180 rotations a second while he sings never did that outside of his house before and now he's got
00:29:07 to do it in front of a panel of superstars yeah and an audience yeah yeah and some people do choke
00:29:14 they do i think i might would you really it's quite exhilarating but i look at it as you just
00:29:20 got to jump into the pool it's the deep end you just jump in even if you've never swam before
00:29:27 stuff that i've done on stage uh sometimes i forget elements of it and then i come to and
00:29:32 i've been running around naked on stage no sometimes uh i especially in something that
00:29:41 goes really well or it's a big event or whatever and nothing compared to this i will forget the
00:29:47 first couple of minutes of what occurred because i'm so jazzed about that moment arriving how
00:29:55 i can't even imagine how that felt well that's why they have you practice and make these demo
00:30:01 tapes over and over again so that it's so committed to memory so in your brain that
00:30:08 it can't help but not spill out of your face right when you're when you're up there so you won't
00:30:13 freeze now do they do they start to pay you the minute they scout you are you kidding me they
00:30:17 don't get paid nobody gets paid on that show nobody gets paid on that show no so you've got
00:30:24 to make your own bones coming off that show walking out that door to a crowd of people suddenly that
00:30:29 became your future but think about it that is one of the biggest stepping stones you could have
00:30:35 yeah if you have seen by that millions of people and not just on television but the internet as
00:30:40 well yeah it's those viral videos are millions of views can i can i share an honest moment with you
00:30:47 you said star wars and then your act entered my mind you might have seen me smile
00:30:52 at that moment you were talking about it but it's a big big deal it's in my head clear as a bell
00:31:01 clear as a bell somebody had pulled me off the street right now and said you remember
00:31:04 the star wars act on america's yeah dude think about that join me luke you know what i'm talking
00:31:14 about he did star wars on america's got talent you got to check it out it's one of those things now
00:31:22 you become part of a conversation i know what you're saying you know what i mean you're actually
00:31:27 part of the fabric of society even if it's for a moment in time yeah yeah that's powerful
00:31:34 and there were several examples of that too like i'd be at the airport i'd get recognized
00:31:39 uh i was at the airport one time i went i was in the bathroom the stall door was closed the guy
00:31:46 came up and he knocked on the door you're the guy for me yeah are you the guy that makes all
00:31:52 the funny noises that's what he said no way yes that's what he said and i said yeah and
00:31:56 if you stick around i'll make a couple funny noises exactly wow that's really wild okay so you
00:32:05 come out what was the experience like with the celebrity panel that you faced did you
00:32:10 do you feel do you feel general engagement with them at that moment because it seems like
00:32:14 real real engagement yeah four yeses and uh i felt like at that moment everything that i'd
00:32:22 been working towards my whole career was happening and i just i broke down and i started crying i go
00:32:30 wow it actually happened because you know when you're in it you don't also the way that it
00:32:35 happens yeah it's like angels took you there by the moment you get on that stage you're like no
00:32:43 matter what happened no matter how many gigs i did no matter how many times i called this or
00:32:48 that on stage or in high school all of that doesn't matter none of that struggle even matters
00:32:54 at the moment i've been delivered here by angels to a an elevated scenario that most of society
00:33:00 will never experience it yeah that air is rare as they say so you come off the back end of this
00:33:07 now i'm trying to trying to get inside your head you've had a great success you come off the show
00:33:13 what happens mentally to you and what happens career-wise to you hmm well if the intensity
00:33:23 cranked up so as you you know you go on through the process and you're and i would i made it all
00:33:29 the way to the semi-finals right so that was uh crazy so after you've done this there's more
00:33:36 yeah that was easy what's the what's the right because you you now you're actually hitting the
00:33:42 the ranks how much time is there between that show and starting to get a few months because
00:33:47 they have to show all of the auditions right okay so and i think that's about three or four shows
00:33:53 maybe five auditions i don't know what it is now but so you have quite a bit of time to prepare i
00:33:59 think i had about three months okay but i just said to myself well you did it before just do it
00:34:05 with other movies you love movies just do it and so we're just making things up i'm making things
00:34:11 up as i go along and i'm just going to take this and i'll put that with that and i figure out an
00:34:17 order and i'd make a tape and they'd look at it and i we'd go back to the drawing board because
00:34:21 i had a producer everybody has a producer and uh and then boom there's a there's the next one and
00:34:28 it's all different movies my all my favorite movies that's really cool so now you actually
00:34:35 had a garden you had a purposeful garden that you had to tend creatively okay i'm gonna do this i'm
00:34:43 gonna do this okay so now you start to make and and how many times did you have to do this but
00:34:50 like create entirely new acts four times all four times well actually three three performances but
00:34:58 three four performances but three of them were completely new never done ever done that's crazy
00:35:07 i mean i don't think people can even appreciate i i think you by the way you're making it sound
00:35:11 easy well i just did this and this no but you already have that skill set that you built doing
00:35:15 right this and then can you imagine on top of that the pressure from the producers
00:35:21 you got to have this done we want to know what you're doing this has got to be in stone and
00:35:25 cut and dry yeah and i don't work that way you know right i just open up and i let i'm an open
00:35:31 vessel and it comes in i have faith i trust that it will come in right and they're going we have
00:35:38 a deadline they don't have faith they're a network they don't need faith so that's really wild to me
00:35:44 so now when you get out there do you feel hemmed in a little bit by that oh my gosh well for example
00:35:51 they wanted me to do uh the muppets i go like yeah i i can do the muppets and then i started doing it
00:35:59 i go like wait a minute that's all the same voice it's like one or two guys two or three guys so
00:36:06 i'm going they all sound like yoda yeah exactly yeah so there's no vocal gymnastics okay therefore
00:36:13 there's not a huge amount of dynamic in that performance exactly i got you and i knew that
00:36:18 wasn't going to work so i said well you got to give me a theme can i dress up at least can i
00:36:23 have a costume no you can't do that well can i just how about the muppets uh meet the matrix
00:36:31 or something like that good idea i love it my producer goes like the matrix nobody knows that
00:36:37 movie anymore what are you talking about i think it was the last movie that was made wasn't it so
00:36:42 listen to this this and this manifesting angelic moment i'm in the van i'm in la and i'm coming
00:36:52 from the airport to the studio okay and uh we had this big argument about the matrix no you can't do
00:37:00 it no you can't do it you can't do it i look up and we drive past the theater and the matrix is
00:37:07 playing 20th anniversary of the matrix yeah perfect timing right yeah and i god laughs right
00:37:13 that's so funny that is so funny what's it done for your career it has opened so many doors
00:37:23 uh some great gigs i had this one gig i had a gig in a guy's house and it was for his wife's
00:37:31 birthday i love these stories okay you make big big bucks oh yeah 10k what yeah to perform at a
00:37:39 birthday party yes okay so i'm gonna make other plans for my party i had an idea there but to be
00:37:44 honest with you i don't think financially it's gonna work but anyway i love the idea
00:37:48 how did he takes me he takes me to this this uh door he opens up the door and i said what do you
00:37:55 want me to hide into the hide in the closet while uh she comes in and we're going to surprise her
00:38:01 he says no this is the elevator wow that's a good paying gig what city was this in
00:38:09 this is in uh i think it was staten island ah okay so so i go down the elevator i come down to this
00:38:15 guy's uh rec room if you can call it that it's got a stage oh he's a yeah just a hobby musician
00:38:24 a chef by day or a caterer by day and a musician at night and he's a huge kiss fan and he's got
00:38:31 a kiss memorabilia all over all right it's all signed and uh i go like wow and there was a stage
00:38:38 and and then chairs it was all set up like a comedy club in the basement of his house
00:38:44 wow that's a good gig right and how long did you go oh i think 45 to an hour something like that
00:38:52 yeah that's a lot of money per hour young man you better put some of that cake away
00:38:58 uh but that's beautiful because i think that's that's where
00:39:04 these are the glory days exactly yeah right and now you can really
00:39:10 it doesn't sound to me like you took it easy to be honest with you oh i just kept going as much
00:39:14 as i could yeah great like it seems like you've always made the moves but i've always loved
00:39:20 performing so wow uh this is really this is a beautiful story and in the end i hope inspirational
00:39:28 for more comics more funny people more performers especially here in canada some great talent yeah
00:39:34 so much good talent i just came back uh doing this we've traveled to the east and to the west
00:39:40 extensively three time three tours in the west three tours in the east and uh paul micucci from
00:39:46 the network went to the east i went to the west and there's a distinct lack of comedy in so many
00:39:53 parts of canada where people are really funny and so if we can create inspiration that drives
00:39:59 somebody into the field the field drives clubs to open the clubs drive audiences to arrive
00:40:05 and the whole thing grows uh and i hope that that's the case i hope so too i just wish we would
00:40:12 utilize our comic comedic talent as well yeah give them more shows radio podcasts whatever
00:40:20 i don't even think it's a problem if you tariff us on comedy because we got so much of it yeah
00:40:24 we'd be okay i really appreciate your time today man yeah thank you mike thank you congratulations
00:40:33 Thank you.