＂California's Next Governor？＂ - Kamala ROASTED Over EMBARRASSING Word Salad In Return Speech
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Summary
Sen. Patrick Patrick (D-Massachusetts) is running for Governor of California in 2020. Patrick is a freshman senator from the Bay Area and has been a long time supporter of the Democratic Party. He is running against Gavin Newsom, who is the current governor of California and is a former mayor of San Francisco.
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California, let me sell you guys the dream on your next governor.
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I've got a candidate for you you're going to be so excited about.
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And this is somebody that is most likely going to be replacing Newsom.
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Instead of an administration working to advance America's highest ideals,
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we are witnessing the wholesale abandonment of those ideals.
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And what we are also seeing in these last 14 weeks
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is Americans using their voice and showing their courage.
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Causing a candidate to lose seven battleground states.
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And you, Kamala, thankfully, turned every state in America more Republican.
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And by the way, if you go in the comment section, look what I said.
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I don't know if you see me in the comment section.
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And MPB podcast guys are like, that's not what he means.
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And let me just kind of tell you a little bit more as you're getting excited about this.
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Because I know the folks in California are getting very enthusiastic.
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California Democrats want to decriminalize welfare fraud under $25,000.
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They want to decriminalize welfare fraud under $25,000.
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California Senate Bill 560 would decriminalize, you're right, welfare fraud below an amount of $25,000.
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It would also delete a provision for criminal penalties for any attempt at welfare fraud below $950.
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The legislation not only prevents prosecutions for attempted welfare fraud,
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but it also stops someone from being charged with perjury if they are subject to prosecution for welfare fraud.
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The bill also, by the way, stops counties from pursuing criminal action for overpayment
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if they did not provide timely notice to the recipient.
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Critics of the bill say people who cheat the system should be held accountable, not protected.
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The next hearing on this bill, hopefully it's not going to go anywhere.
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Listen, you know how I interpreted that message?
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If I'm a criminal, dude, I'm moving to California.
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If you're watching this and you're kind of like, dude, I want to work hard.
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Just put the pressure on me to take care of my family.
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Put the pressure on me to make money if that's you.
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But if you're watching this, you're like, I freaking hate rich people.
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I want to go to a place that crime, they're fair with crime.
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I want to go to a place that criminals matter more than citizens do.
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If that's what you're watching, what California is saying is, come Hedda.
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Come to places like New York is what they're saying.
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Tom, I'm going to read that and I'm going to go to the next one and I'm going to hand it over to you.
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Matter of fact, why don't you just respond to the $25,000 one before I go to the next one?
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Well, if you take a look at grand theft, you've heard of this.
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What's grand theft is you stole more than $5,000.
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Depending on the state, some states have minor grand theft at $750,000.
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You enter the super bonus round at $100,000, which is big penalties and big prison time.
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But grand theft is a limit that is set by law so that you're no longer misdemeanor.
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You've entered, you've gone to the collegiate level of penalties, grand theft.
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So what they're saying, I think car thefts are going to go down in California because it's still $5,000 for grand theft auto.
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So instead, hey, man, why go to prison for grand theft auto because you stole a car more than $5,000 in California when we can just make a fake Social Security number, get $2,000 a month.
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This guy sounds like square root of pi times nine.
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No, no, no, $2,000 a month times 12 months, one year would be $24,000.
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So if I made a fake ID to get that fake ID welfare every month for a year, $24,000, no problem, Tom.
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So instead of, I think this is going to cause car thefts to go down because you can go to jail for a long time for car theft.
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Because you know, you, before that, I mean, that was hilarious.
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But you just gave me, I'm going to, the next sketch I'm going to do is going to be a commercial for California Pitch because it's-
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You just say, don't steal cars, you can go to prison.
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And come to California, you can shop with and steal, you can steal $900 or less and walk right out.
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Only in the great state of California do we protect criminals more than citizens.
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Only in the great state of California do we protect criminals more than U.S. citizens.
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What were convenience stores doing in California?
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They were basically putting a price tag on everything.
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They were chaining up because San Francisco made under $900 a non-punishable offense.
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I got to tell you, remember when our friend Ricky used to be on the podcast?
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And the reality is, as someone that's lived in Florida, which has been a purple state my whole life,
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I'm not used to the nonsense that happens in California.
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So for someone like Ricky, he's like, you don't understand, bro.
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Because Democrats in Florida are not this insane here.
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So this lemon campaign that we launched on Thursday with the box that was launched.
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That all of you guys, you know, many of you saw.
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This box that's being shipped to people who are going through a lot of different things today.
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To make their day, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade with a lemon hat in it,
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and a presentation with a video of me speaking to them, giving them a message here.
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But then we had a chance to read the note of what some people were writing to their clients.
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When I'm reading this, our marketing team, they're in tears.
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It then says, sending you some love to help lift your heart up today.
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And wanted to say, again, how sorry I am with Susan's passing.
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I hope this cheers you up, your spirits, just for a moment.
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Surround yourself with one quality, with people you become, who you're with.
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You not only being a father, a husband, and a brother, you are also a policeman.
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You have so much you deal with on a day-to-day basis, but you still show up for your family.
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I'm telling you, the more I was reading these notes, the more emotional we were getting ourselves.
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I love the fact that the value-tame-an-audience is taking time to order something, to ship to somebody else, to make their day.
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So for all of you guys that placed your order, I love the fact that you're doing this.
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You can pick and choose the hats, whether it's the white one, the black one, or the green one when you're sending out to them.
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There's still a few left if you haven't done it yet on the Lemon Campaign, especially with everything that people are going on right now.
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And then also, for the mothers out there, you asked for it.
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We know this audience is 80% men, but 20% women.
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It used to be 90% of female audiences growing in a major way.
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Rob, if you want to play the clip, Mother's Day is around the corner next week.
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