Valuetainment - April 30, 2025


＂He's A Watermelon Head＂ - Trump ROASTS Adam Schiff In Hilarious & BRUTAL Takedown


Episode Stats


Length

9 minutes

Words per minute

207.34364

Word count

1,967

Sentence count

201

Harmful content

Misogyny

2

sentences flagged

Hate speech

1

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Summary

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Rob and Sarah talk about Adam Schiff getting robbed at Target and why Democrats are assholes. They also talk about the 4th biggest economy in the world and why we need to stop hating on people who don t have to deal with the consequences of their failed policies.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Did you guys hear about Adam Schiff getting robbed at Target?
00:00:03.580 Did you guys see this clip?
00:00:04.620 No. Is it wrong to laugh at?
00:00:05.640 Do you have that clip?
00:00:06.300 Oh, my gosh.
00:00:07.600 Are you serious?
00:00:08.400 So Adam Schiff is getting robbed in California, in Target, and look what they say to him.
00:00:13.860 Go ahead, Rob.
00:00:15.180 We're going to have to change how we do business in California.
00:00:20.580 We're going to have to address people's legitimate concerns about crime.
00:00:24.500 I was in South San Francisco two years ago after I had an experience in the city that all too many people had.
00:00:31.880 When my luggage was stolen out of my car, they'd tell you, don't ever leave your luggage in the car.
00:00:36.220 I never do until the one time I did.
00:00:39.440 And, of course, it got stolen.
00:00:41.960 And what was most memorable about the experience for me is I went to this Target in South San Francisco, 10 o'clock at night,
00:00:48.720 and I'm getting the toiletries I'm going to need for my next two days in the city.
00:00:55.080 I get to the cashier.
00:00:55.960 You went there by yourself, not an assistant.
00:00:58.280 I think I went there.
00:01:00.700 Well, yes, I had somebody drop me off at the store.
00:01:03.760 And so I did.
00:01:05.780 I don't mean to make that an issue.
00:01:07.200 I was waiting somewhere I should not have waited until.
00:01:16.680 First of all, I had to get the clerk, which is hard to find, to unlock the shampoo or whatever.
00:01:24.000 Boy butter.
00:01:24.660 So that's one thing.
00:01:25.500 And then I get to the cashier.
00:01:26.480 The cashier asked me if I want one of those Target bags with a little bullseye on it.
00:01:31.400 And I said, yes, that Target bag is going to be my luggage for the next two days.
00:01:35.640 And she asked me what happened, and I told her.
00:01:38.000 And she basically said, in not so many words, yeah, Democrats are assholes.
00:01:41.880 And I thought, you know, if the cashier in South San Francisco at 10 o'clock at night believes that Democrats are assholes because the shampoo is locked up and my stuff got stolen out of the trunk, we've got a major problem.
00:01:56.960 No shit.
00:01:57.680 We have to.
00:01:58.200 Yeah.
00:01:59.020 And isn't it ironic that they don't get, like, they're so unaware until it happens to them.
00:02:06.760 You notice that?
00:02:07.740 Until they get the problem.
00:02:09.900 Unless he's getting robbed or something, God forbid, is happening to his children, which I don't think Adam Schiff has any.
00:02:15.180 But until that, now, all of a sudden, oh, my, it's a problem because the cashier told me the reason the shampoo was locked up after my freaking luggage was robbed is because of Democrats.
00:02:26.240 You nailed it.
00:02:26.980 No shit, Sherlock.
00:02:27.980 Can you?
00:02:28.300 I'm sorry.
00:02:28.740 Unbelievable.
00:02:29.120 That story is two years old?
00:02:30.840 Two years old from last week.
00:02:32.100 So that son of a bitch held that story for two years when they were in power not to bring attention to their failed governance.
00:02:38.900 Now that they're out of power, they've got to change the tax.
00:02:41.900 I love that you have, like, three very wealthy people laughing about the fact that one of them had to resort to buying his own gross stuff.
00:02:48.680 Oh, my.
00:02:49.240 Shocking.
00:02:49.940 You did it yourself.
00:02:51.060 Yes.
00:02:51.420 And I got mugged.
00:02:52.800 And now I realize how serious a shit.
00:02:54.880 And Bill Maher, I don't think, believed the story at the beginning.
00:02:56.640 He's saying, wait a minute.
00:02:57.740 An assistant didn't go get it? 0.86
00:02:59.680 Yeah.
00:03:00.020 He's shocked.
00:03:00.880 He's shocked.
00:03:00.920 It's almost like Bill Maher.
00:03:02.680 That was my read.
00:03:04.040 Was that Bill Maher was like, okay, you're about to give us a touching story here.
00:03:08.760 And it's like all of us know that we would send a, you know.
00:03:13.460 Bill Maher, the ultimate of elitists who don't have to deal with the consequences of their failed policy, but not to wish ill on Adam Schiff.
00:03:20.560 He's lucky all he got was mugged.
00:03:21.840 It just takes one cracked up, cracked up dope head to stab you and your life is over.
00:03:26.040 But it's the fourth biggest economy in the world.
00:03:28.000 It's like, yeah, never forget that.
00:03:30.260 Stop hating.
00:03:31.680 Start participating.
00:03:33.220 Okay.
00:03:33.700 It's the fourth best economy in the world.
00:03:36.800 Twinkle, twinkle, baby.
00:03:37.660 What movie is that?
00:03:38.580 Twinkle, twinkle.
00:03:39.160 Twinkle, twinkle.
00:03:39.880 I was in California.
00:03:41.600 Wheezy.
00:03:43.040 What is that?
00:03:43.840 Wheezy.
00:03:44.560 If you know this movie, you've wasted two hours of your life on a very weird movie.
00:03:50.100 Comment if you've seen this movie.
00:03:51.680 I'll be so impressed.
00:03:53.680 And if you say who says the lines I just said.
00:03:55.740 Anyways, Vinny, you were going to say something about this.
00:03:57.700 Because you sent me a clip of Trump giving Adam Schiff praise.
00:04:02.200 Oh, please play that clip.
00:04:03.720 Please, Rob.
00:04:04.400 Well, Pat, you have.
00:04:05.080 Please send it to him.
00:04:05.760 Oh, please play that clip.
00:04:07.140 Guys, I'm eating.
00:04:07.420 I'm eating dinner.
00:04:09.180 And Pat sends it.
00:04:10.160 You know how many times I've watched this clip?
00:04:11.400 He sent Adam.
00:04:12.180 I have it.
00:04:12.580 Do you know how many times I've watched this clip?
00:04:13.880 I almost choked.
00:04:14.580 And my mom was like, Vinny, what happened?
00:04:16.860 I'm like, Pat.
00:04:17.820 And I'm trying to show it to him.
00:04:18.880 And then she, my mom, hates him as well.
00:04:21.520 She hates Schiff. 0.96
00:04:22.340 Watch this video, Rob.
00:04:23.160 I just sent it to you.
00:04:24.140 Oh, God.
00:04:24.520 This is him talking about Adam Schiff?
00:04:26.060 Oh, some of the guys are getting it.
00:04:27.300 Vince Vaughn.
00:04:27.780 Good for you guys.
00:04:28.340 Be cool.
00:04:29.000 I'm impressed.
00:04:29.420 Be cool.
00:04:29.940 Oh, wow.
00:04:30.480 Go ahead, Rob.
00:04:31.820 50 shifts.
00:04:32.900 Can you believe this guy?
00:04:35.340 He's got the smallest neck I've ever seen.
00:04:38.280 Now, listen.
00:04:39.620 And the biggest head.
00:04:40.520 We called him watermelon head.
00:04:41.760 I'd say, how could that big, fat face stand on a neck that looked like this finger?
00:04:48.120 How could it?
00:04:49.240 It was the weirdest thing.
00:04:50.380 It's a mystery.
00:04:53.400 Nobody can understand it.
00:04:55.380 But he's one of the most dishonest human beings I've ever seen.
00:04:58.460 And, you know, how we can allow people like that to run in office is a schiff. 0.98
00:05:03.160 Adam Schiff.
00:05:04.540 His head is a mystery.
00:05:06.460 It's a mystery.
00:05:07.280 Like, nobody knows.
00:05:08.440 He's so funny.
00:05:09.300 I was in California, like, for three days for something.
00:05:12.580 And as I'm returning the car to the airport at 8 o'clock in the morning, I go to the gas station.
00:05:16.240 And I can't figure out how to open up the gas thing because it's a rental car.
00:05:19.660 And as I'm trying to figure it out, like zombies, four homeless people, they just start congregating around.
00:05:23.960 I'm the only car there.
00:05:25.060 It's like, shit.
00:05:25.560 I get back in the car, start driving around, and Google how to unlock the stupid gas cap.
00:05:29.640 And then, as I'm doing it, a cracked out naked man is just running down the street screaming.
00:05:35.960 I'm like, this is 8.30 on a Saturday or Sunday morning, just a regular day in Los Angeles.
00:05:39.780 The third largest economy.
00:05:41.980 Fourth.
00:05:42.420 Fourth, I'm sorry.
00:05:43.580 In the world.
00:05:44.700 So none of that matters, bro.
00:05:45.940 They're winning.
00:05:46.700 It's utter, utter disaster.
00:05:48.580 It's utter disaster.
00:05:49.740 So what direction did he go as Schiff was running down the street?
00:05:52.820 What was the next part?
00:05:53.860 I can tell you, I don't know what Schiff looks like naked.
00:05:56.620 This was not Schiff.
00:05:57.620 During a season like this, where a lot of people are going through challenging times, they're worried.
00:06:02.360 They don't know what's going on.
00:06:03.100 Some of the people are having a hard time with their finances, with their small businesses, with their careers, with their families.
00:06:08.500 Stress period, anxiety, any of that stuff.
00:06:10.660 I said, I think we need something to make people's day.
00:06:13.500 And I think our audience wants to participate in that.
00:06:17.460 So what do we do?
00:06:18.200 We sat there and said, we want to come up.
00:06:21.080 Since our audience, a lot of business owners, executives, small business owners, entrepreneurs, we want to send,
00:06:26.080 we want to give you the opportunity to send a package to anybody you know that's going through challenging time with a heartfelt message to make their day.
00:06:36.060 So today, we're launching this new initiative called When Life Gives You Lemons, what do we do?
00:06:44.320 Make lemonade.
00:06:45.540 This program right here, Rob, if you want to play the clip.
00:06:47.640 So we're sitting there, we come up with this idea.
00:06:49.320 Here's what it is.
00:06:50.120 The box is when you choose to order this program that we have, okay, you send this box, we send it on behalf of you, that box right there.
00:07:00.880 They open it up.
00:07:02.060 There's a video message being played by me, an encouraging message about what they're going through today.
00:07:07.320 They get a hat.
00:07:08.160 On top of that, they get the smell.
00:07:11.020 When you open this up, it smells like lemon.
00:07:13.740 Literally, when you open it up, you get to pick and choose.
00:07:16.740 My video is playing right here when they open it up.
00:07:19.300 Obviously, I'm going to press pause here.
00:07:20.980 But it's an encouraging message.
00:07:22.340 You get to pick and choose what color hat they get.
00:07:24.600 It's either the white lemon hat with Valuetainment and a lemon on the back, and it says,
00:07:28.860 When Life Gives You Lemon, in the middle it says, Make Lemonade.
00:07:31.380 You can choose the green hat, or you can choose the red and green, all of this, the black and green in it.
00:07:38.380 Anyways, inside of it, when you open it up, there's a Valuetainment paper that's in it.
00:07:44.220 There is this lemon squeezer that's in it.
00:07:47.580 You got these, what do you call these things?
00:07:49.240 Air fresheners.
00:07:49.700 Air fresheners in the car.
00:07:51.280 You got a bunch of stickers, a bunch of lemons, and then stress balls in it.
00:07:54.900 Okay?
00:07:55.540 They're going to laugh.
00:07:56.700 They're going to have fun with it.
00:07:58.060 But if you're somebody that's watching this, you have a friend, a family member, a co-worker,
00:08:02.080 that's really going through it today, and you want to put the biggest smile on their face,
00:08:07.000 representing both Valuetainment and the individual that's going through it,
00:08:11.260 go to vtmerch.com, Rob, if you can help them walk through this.
00:08:14.640 And there's going to be a card in there.
00:08:15.760 You can go to vtmerch.com.
00:08:18.440 Rob, if you can go to the card so they can see what that will look like.
00:08:21.820 So they'll get that box.
00:08:22.900 You see the future looks bright on it, hashtag.
00:08:24.800 And then the notes right there with your name on the bottom left, meaning sent to you with care from your name,
00:08:32.940 being in there.
00:08:33.500 So this is more than just a box.
00:08:34.660 It's a message of optimism, encouragement, and the power of turning life's lemons into something amazing.
00:08:39.820 We want to be able to use these opportunities to make people's days.
00:08:43.740 We did this with only a limited 500 of these.
00:08:47.060 We don't have more of these.
00:08:47.980 These are all handmade.
00:08:49.480 These took six weeks to make.
00:08:51.160 So we only have 500 supply.
00:08:53.780 The cost on this, we're making no money on this.
00:08:56.360 This is $74.99 to ship it to somebody with everything that's in there.
00:09:00.640 So go to vtmerch.com, place your order.
00:09:02.800 And when you do, be sure in the shipping address you put their shipping address.
00:09:07.060 Unless if you want one that comes to you, there are going to be limited supplies.
00:09:10.060 You can have one being shipped to you, and you go deliver it to somebody.
00:09:12.660 I'm personally sending 10 to people that I know, and I think Pierre Poliev is on the list of one of the ones that I have.
00:09:18.060 Better put an apple in there, too.
00:09:21.040 They're going to be going to some of the people that I have as well.
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