Western Standard - March 24, 2023


Here's why Canadians LOVE their short summer days...


Episode Stats

Length

2 minutes

Words per Minute

122.54902

Word Count

250

Sentence Count

52


Summary

Environment Canada is predicting a +1 in the coming days. What will you do when it's plus 1? What are you going to do when the weather is +1? What do you need to do with a plus 1 in the forecast?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'm not shoveling again.
00:00:03.500 I can't go out there.
00:00:04.340 I'm not going.
00:00:05.040 Let's just call that weird kid.
00:00:06.860 I called him.
00:00:07.540 The kid says he's had it.
00:00:09.360 The whole five-day forecast is freezing.
00:00:12.640 What about day six?
00:00:13.840 Freezing.
00:00:14.620 What about day seven?
00:00:18.500 Rob, what is it?
00:00:21.360 Plus one.
00:00:23.360 Plus one.
00:00:24.620 Plus one.
00:00:26.120 You wait so long for something like this.
00:00:28.480 At Environment Canada, you'll frequently see a plus one somewhere near the end of our seven-day forecast.
00:00:35.000 We put that there to keep you from going to dark places mentally and possibly destroying property.
00:00:41.420 What are you going to do when it's plus one?
00:00:44.860 I might get the ice pick and chisel open the back gate.
00:00:48.540 You?
00:00:49.800 Maybe I'll buy toothpaste and soap.
00:00:53.520 Personal hygiene.
00:00:54.740 I forgot about that.
00:00:55.980 We don't know if it'll really be plus one.
00:01:00.020 Seven-day forecasting is kind of a sham anyway.
00:01:02.660 Anything past day five is just throwing darts.
00:01:05.300 So I might as well give you all a reason to hang on.
00:01:09.680 Well, Thursday's not plus one anymore.
00:01:11.820 It's minus 15.
00:01:13.380 What about Friday?
00:01:14.460 Plus one.
00:01:19.160 I'm going to wax the car.
00:01:22.740 Environment Canada.
00:01:23.920 Cloudy with a chance of making stuff up.
00:01:27.500 You can become a Western Standard member for just $10 a month or $99 a year for unlimited access.
00:01:33.100 But I'll see you guys.
00:01:36.140 I'll see you guys next time.
00:01:37.960 Bye bro.
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00:02:01.960 Cambodia.