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00:00:14.280 hellscape i'm your host brian atlas we're coming to you live from santa barbara california every

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00:01:31.600 surely he will not say something dumb all right so and then scroll down we have a so you can do biden

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00:04:23.900 seen destiny gave went a sloppy toppy oh boy i couldn't believe it bruv okay i told milaney i said

00:04:31.820 did you see destiny gave went his sloppy toppy that was the um thank you i i have to guys i have

00:04:41.700 to i don't know i got to talk to tts monster figure out what's going on okay well okay we disabled it

00:04:48.100 sorry guys uh let's see here so we have a discord discord.gg slash whatever guys if you recall from

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00:05:48.800 and without further ado we're going to have the guests introduce themselves so please

00:05:52.880 wait hold on i'm sorry before we do just because it came in

00:05:56.620 oops scuffed hold on i know what i know what went wrong uh yo yellow banana thank you for the

00:06:09.880 champagne pop let me re-trigger that there i don't know what happened let's see if this will do it

00:06:14.560 uh it's because the tts monster scuffed it for us yeah you can get me one we'll do it while

00:06:20.500 everybody's doing their intros and whatnot uh sorry one sec yellow banana it should be coming in here

00:06:26.600 any second oh no okay let's do this then that should be coming in

00:06:31.680 yellow banana donated $500 pop champagne champagne pop for andrew

00:06:41.460 yeah thank you uh yellow banana i do appreciate it um here you know what i'm gonna pop it

00:06:49.140 why don't we just do it right now but i don't know we got we got to figure out because some of y'all

00:06:54.860 are not 21 correct yeah so more for us all right uh yellow banana appreciate the champagne pop we're

00:07:05.500 gonna get this poured in just a moment no that was only one i accidentally

00:07:11.200 no no no yellow banana another one speaking wait you know what though i'll do you a solid

00:07:18.240 who's down to eat a banana right now because there's bananas right behind um nasty hey they

00:07:24.740 are still good they're still good okay i ate too many when i was a kid who's gonna i can't eat them

00:07:30.900 now anybody okay go take it take it i'll have like a piece of yours no oh they're gonna share okay

00:07:39.120 yellow banana i do appreciate it also uh oh we have this coming in i guess

00:07:43.480 gloctavius donated two hundred dollars my sprinkler goes like this

00:07:48.400 primitive

00:07:49.820 you want to play honestly comes back like this

00:07:58.460 okay

00:08:02.260 it's really cool um i know it's breezy it was in the refrigerator

00:08:10.580 that's why it looks like this all right thank you guys appreciate it that's probably why it was

00:08:16.420 definitely in the refrigerator okay uh name age location occupation starting with you

00:08:22.000 hi my name is lucy i'm 21 um i'm from la and i work as a waitress

00:08:28.400 all right uh any school uh yeah i go to the city college studying what architecture and interior design

00:08:35.500 all right what about you i'm mizzy i'm 29 i just started streaming because i got off of a reality

00:08:43.040 show and i live in hollywood california you're on shark tank right fish tank fish tank yeah

00:08:49.680 that's the same high show yeah i feel like i'm at home with a tts right now

00:08:55.800 yeah any school i went to school for criminal justice you got a bachelor's in that bachelor's

00:09:02.340 in criminal justice yeah okay got it what about you hello i'm ruby i am 20 and i work at a local

00:09:10.220 car dealership and i'm from tennessee all right 20 uh school uh no

00:09:17.480 i i graduated um two almost three years ago from high school yes okay and uh three year

00:09:29.200 you you live in tennessee yes okay nashville yeah got it all right mandy um well i'm mandy i'm 20

00:09:36.840 i live in northern california and i'm currently unemployed this is my job right now so age sorry

00:09:44.380 i missed that 20 20 20 school um i'm not in school right now any college no okay all right

00:09:53.120 what about you hi my name is kenna and i'm 19 i do of and i dropped out of college last year

00:10:01.740 sorry your name is ken you said kenna kenna yeah uh and what's the nature of the content that you do

00:10:08.140 on only fans i like sell my nudes is it like boy girl solo content yeah yeah okay both all right

00:10:15.920 gotcha any college completed no no do you want to go to college no okay do you do of two or no i

00:10:23.420 don't you guys are friends though correct we are how do you guys what's your question i'm trying to

00:10:29.360 like recruit her to do of with me but she like just does not like want to that's a conversation

00:10:34.540 stop it get some help all right and uh you're in are you in tennessee too or yeah i'm in nashville

00:10:42.860 with her got it okay what about you i'm l barbie oh my gosh sorry i am 23 i'm from chicago

00:10:50.060 um and my occupation is i'm like a social media manager and activities aide and i am a college

00:10:58.500 dropout so don't ask me my degree you got associates or just dropped out before i dropped

00:11:05.660 out in like 2020 during covid i couldn't do college for covid it was too much sorry okay

00:11:12.740 my name is naomi i'm 18 i do only fans and i go to veterinarian school where are you from

00:11:24.500 uh san diego san diego okay and you're uh how long have you been 18 since february when did you start

00:11:33.620 doing only fans since february so so birthday on my birthday i made you made it yikes uh or yeah

00:11:47.280 and uh okay uh what's the nature of the content that you do in only everything boy girl yeah okay

00:11:54.460 girl girl girl girl girl girl girl all right what about you hi my name is riley um wait what was the

00:12:02.300 question uh name age occupation location okay my name is riley i'm 18 i do solo on oaf and i go to

00:12:12.040 san diego city college um and i'm majoring in psychology and you're from san diego yeah okay

00:12:18.820 got it all right what about you yeah my name is andrew wilson i'm the host of the crucible popular

00:12:24.040 entertainment channel on youtube i'm a political analyst political satirist i enjoy having conversations

00:12:28.800 like this all over the world uh it's a lot of fun to do so i'm glad all of you are here if we can

00:12:33.900 have this uh this conversation tonight also the crucible crew remember we support people who support

00:12:38.780 us right and uh out here in california brian graciously hosted us to uh put on this excellent

00:12:45.540 show so make sure to let the super chats flow thank you very much andrew do appreciate it my name is

00:12:51.500 brian atlas 35 youtuber host of the whatever podcast owner of the whatever podcast washed up

00:13:00.500 sorry washed up over the hill has been youtuber uh santa bar location santa barbara california going

00:13:06.080 around the table once more what is everybody's current relationship status if you're single how

00:13:12.120 long have you been single and what's the longest relationship you've ever been in go ahead i'm

00:13:15.860 currently single and the longest relationship i had is like eight months and you were uh on the

00:13:21.260 show about a month two two months ago yeah uh were you in a relationship then or single then no i was

00:13:27.780 single then okay and you said longest relationship eight months yeah how long you've been single for

00:13:32.520 uh a year one year pretty much yeah you're in a month the eight month relationship is that the one

00:13:38.860 that ended a year ago no that was one prior okay uh the eight month relationship who broke up with who

00:13:44.540 um we went over this i feel like we went over this already okay that's fine for new um i was broken

00:13:50.840 up with okay yeah and then most recent relationship who broke up with who um i did the breaking up but

00:13:57.400 it was time okay yeah what about you i'm single my longest relationship is five years and my last

00:14:06.140 relationship was in may so about like six months ago seven months ago yeah okay

00:14:14.240 the five-year relationship was that the one that ended seven months ago no that was like ended

00:14:19.020 a long time ago okay uh most recent relationship who broke up with who i broke up with him five-year

00:14:25.820 relationship who broke up with who i broke up with him okay why um he deserved better i think at that

00:14:32.720 time like i didn't know who i was i was very young and i realized that he deserved someone that

00:14:39.620 loved him for truly for who he was and i just knew that wasn't me and i also deserved to be with

00:14:46.880 someone who you know reciprocated that as well okay uh and then also really quick just on the champagne

00:14:53.040 here do you want champagne yeah champagne yes champagne yes okay all right

00:14:58.760 um my longest relationship was maybe half a year this was in fifth grade and then and then my last

00:15:13.260 relationship was um the end of my senior year for less than a month did they break up with you because

00:15:22.420 of the years was it because of the years yes yeah he would be like and i'd be like

00:15:31.160 no it was just a silly little high school thing and we were i was graduating so

00:15:40.200 so wait your last serious relationship was in fifth grade

00:15:45.580 well that was like i've had two serious quote-unquote relationships where it's beneficial

00:15:54.860 and it was fifth grade and then the end of my high school year okay um so you've been single for how

00:16:01.600 long um i guess that'd be like three years three years you said yeah since i graduated

00:16:10.520 longest longest relationship my longest was my six month one in fifth grade i see okay uh so you've

00:16:18.260 been single for three years since you were you're 20 now since you were 18 17 yeah i think there's been

00:16:25.100 there's no guys in the picture whatsoever um i've had like a lot of talking and friends with benefits

00:16:32.260 benefits but never anything official okay uh is there currently a guy in the picture yeah i'm talking

00:16:40.580 to this guy how long have you been talking to this guy

00:16:45.840 we we've been talking since um the beginning of october so like two months yeah two months okay

00:17:01.080 uh are you guys exclusive um we haven't really talked about that but i assume we are i've stayed

00:17:10.080 like you're exclusive then i think he is too i don't really exactly know to be honest but i'm okay

00:17:18.120 either way i'm not really super like judgy or anything because we haven't put a title so i'm not gonna

00:17:25.800 expect anything do you want a title um maybe in the future i think about it so you're not that into him

00:17:33.800 then i'm i'm not really wanting to settle down until i'm like 30 i don't date to marry you date for what

00:17:44.240 for fun and experience however life is whatever comes my whatever comes my way whatever comes my way

00:17:58.780 i just sort of deal with it i used to move around a lot and so um i never felt like i could have like

00:18:06.120 a stable relationship with that your dad in the military or no he he actually lives in new york

00:18:14.300 and then my mom lives in kentucky so you said uh you don't you don't want to settle down until you're

00:18:22.360 30 yeah okay so are you polyamorous or um you like dating or sleeping with multiple people at the same

00:18:28.540 time sure yeah i have fun with that yeah so how many are you seeing uh other men besides this guy

00:18:35.440 no okay just him have you had periods though where you've had a roster or dating multiple men

00:18:42.440 i guess so really nothing was ever like too serious whenever it was going on and i always

00:18:53.120 established from the get-go my expectations and like i'm not really expecting like a full-blown

00:18:59.300 relationship this is how like i view dating okay what were your expectations um just to hang out

00:19:08.080 and have fun okay so you'll straight up tell them that you're not looking for anything serious yeah

00:19:13.640 because i feel like it's really important to do that i've talked with men before and met up and

00:19:20.800 they are really expecting something super serious or they got out of a serious relationship

00:19:27.160 and so i'm always like oh like what's the sort of context around this to see how it would work out

00:19:36.080 and with me having my own views on wanting to settle more in my 30s i always let them know that

00:19:44.020 okay before we get into the next person we do have to do uh a cheers uh this is for uh cheers to

00:19:52.480 yellow banana or in this case slightly browning uh cheers to oh you have to finish the banana i have

00:20:01.940 to finish it well you're gonna cheers the banana you have to cheers the banana in one bite

00:20:06.620 oh no that's good promotion uh salu salu salu

00:20:13.180 i just want the mic i'm sorry guys it's all good thank you uh yellow banana i do appreciate it

00:20:20.500 your relationship status um i currently have a boyfriend uh we've been together two years

00:20:28.800 in like five months i want to say six months or four months two years four months sure that's my

00:20:36.100 longest relationship all right the longest relationship how did you guys meet uh we went

00:20:42.980 over this on the last podcast i met him on grinder yeah so just uh you met him on grinder yes

00:20:52.700 okay um isn't that for gay dudes yes it's for gay dudes okay

00:21:00.420 and how did you meet him on grinder

00:21:05.740 i was banned from the other dating

00:21:10.580 so you went to grinder to try to pick up gay guys i was in a dark place okay

00:21:18.800 andrew like excuse me

00:21:22.960 that's wild so he's gay he's bi but yeah he was definitely on there for men wait do you um

00:21:34.360 do uh do you do butt stuff with him yes but like to him yes

00:21:43.560 spicy watch does he prefer he prefers it or is he a bottom

00:21:53.720 kind of so you top he's like he's like verse but like yeah sometimes i do oh he's what he's switch

00:22:00.840 verse yeah like a switch yeah verse yeah it's like it's the same thing as a switch okay so um

00:22:08.600 tell me when to stop on how big the strap so you peg your wait wait so you peg you peg your gay

00:22:16.720 boyfriend yeah yeah and she looks like she has a great time doing it too do i look unhappy now

00:22:23.940 no you're thriving facts slay queen um that's cool so you guys what um what was your who messaged

00:22:35.400 you first on on grinder so this is actually a funny story because he messaged me first but there's

00:22:41.800 like this thing called a super like and he super liked me but he told me later that that was an

00:22:46.260 accident and he thought that i was a catfish and so i messaged him back and he asked me for a picture

00:22:53.540 of myself so i sent him like a live photo of myself and he realized that i was like a real person so we

00:22:58.200 met up and um for like you know we were kind of just friends for a while it was like gay besties

00:23:06.200 kind of vibes and then like as it progressed like we like we're just like into each other and just

00:23:13.160 kind of worked out so does he sleep with other men now no no you guys are monogamous yeah well sometimes i

00:23:24.200 sleep with girls in like as a threesome or separately from um separately okay so it's one

00:23:31.880 one ended open yes i know how that sounds but you only sleep with one like you don't sleep with other

00:23:40.260 men no only just other women yeah and you've been with him for two and a half years yeah how many

00:23:46.480 women have you smashed in that period two or three two three you had something is he allowed to

00:23:52.200 to have sex with other women no no so just you walking like a dog i told i told him if he wasn't

00:24:00.160 okay with me doing that that that was fine with me and that like we didn't have to do any of that

00:24:04.540 stuff but he was like no like go have fun like do whatever and i'm like okay i mean would you like

00:24:11.340 let him fuck another man to be honest i mean to be fair and charitable to you yeah i do a good

00:24:17.100 question she asked if i would let him have sex with other men and this is where it's kind of

00:24:21.860 conflicting for me because i've considered like i want to be able to like let him do that because

00:24:29.300 like obviously like i don't think that he would like you know go off and you know live somewhere

00:24:35.260 else with him but i don't know i think that i don't know i i get mixed up about it because i

00:24:41.620 have like bad feelings about it i shouldn't have bad feelings about it because it's just sex but i

00:24:47.180 don't know i mean to be charitable to your position though like i wouldn't have high standards for a

00:24:53.820 dude who got pegged with a seven inch dildo right like it's not like gonna be super high standards here

00:24:59.420 yeah yeah fair yeah how did you get banned from all the other dating apps that's crazy

00:25:04.640 okay listen i shouldn't i that's something for another time we'll talk about that off camera

00:25:11.460 i were you going on them underage yes that's fucked up um yeah definitely but i didn't meet him when i

00:25:21.340 was underage so yeah wait did he think you were like gay like a man or something so he told me that

00:25:29.120 he thought i was either a catfish or like trans or something and so he was like not sure so he

00:25:34.700 wanted to meet up with me to like see what the situation was i guess was he like so he going in

00:25:41.200 he was like this person could have a penis or a vagina yeah okay nice nice can i ask was he like

00:25:52.000 when the first time you guys hooked up did he sigh when there wasn't a penis was there a sigh

00:26:00.760 i can't say that there was was he disappointed probably

00:26:06.720 uh i don't know where you go from there i don't know where you go from there i think we end the

00:26:15.880 show hey guys uh it was a good show good night

00:26:17.860 how would you rate the the pegging like does he enjoy it as much oh he didn't yeah i mean

00:26:28.540 good lord there's so much degeneracy on this panel right now so bad just for you andrew i

00:26:43.780 curated you guys invited me back this is awful but so um that that was what that wasn't upsetting

00:26:51.440 though isn't that a little upsetting that like he it sounds like you said he was disappointed that

00:26:56.860 you had a vagina would that i feel like that'd be kind of disappointing well i mean i don't know

00:27:01.580 if it was just he was just like oh like that yeah well yeah because he's like he's like maybe

00:27:06.760 there's a surprise under there and he's like fuck nothing you know so i mean i don't know i don't i

00:27:13.180 can't i wasn't in his mind at the time i don't know sure all right well i mean it worked out fine

00:27:18.720 it may though despite all this aside from you andrew this she may very well be the woman with the

00:27:24.560 longest standing relationship on the panel so wait actually well we'll see uh relationship status

00:27:31.500 wait how long have you been with him two and a half yeah like two and a half years yeah uh what

00:27:36.500 about you oh i'm like recently single uh for how long uh like a month probably longest relationship

00:27:44.580 oh it's like a year it's like this past one wait is that the one that ended a month ago yeah okay

00:27:50.980 and uh you've been single for a month have you been celibate for a month no no i'm i'm still

00:27:57.360 getting with him well because like he's my partner so like i can't really not you know your partner how

00:28:04.560 excuse my only fans partner so he's the guy you do content with yeah you don't do content with other

00:28:09.980 guys no well like until i find someone else he's the guy so even if you were hooking up with this guy

00:28:17.660 through only fans for the content what would actually prevent you from going out and getting

00:28:22.380 another guy well like i'm heartbroken right now like we just broke up a month ago so are you still

00:28:30.100 are you still hooking up with him outside of the of content no like he just comes over like for

00:28:36.300 strictly content like we don't hang out or anything put him to work do you think he ever like has like

00:28:43.220 feelings like maybe no no no he he's like really mean to me you can ask her that's nice at the same

00:28:50.900 time because he like still comes over to help me so it's like i don't know you know it's an ongoing

00:28:56.460 dynamic that should have ended like so long ago but he like helps me make money so it's okay and i

00:29:04.500 offer to pay him so he's my age well he's 20 20 yeah do you split the money with him no so he just

00:29:13.060 has sex yeah i mean i feel like that's that's a good enough award yeah she would get him gifts

00:29:20.760 yeah oh okay uh so that's your longest relationship it ended were you guys living together yeah still

00:29:30.380 living together no no so this is kind of like how do you move on well i'm like planning to move

00:29:40.100 probably to like a new state so like then i'll just find someone and then i'll have like yeah

00:29:45.180 it'd be great all right uh okay you'll find someone else to give you a reward why yeah why did you guys

00:29:52.800 break up i i'm not sure honestly like well who broke up with who oh he broke up with me why

00:29:59.840 i like i don't really know how it happened like we were going like for a drive and then we got back

00:30:06.520 to my house and i wanted him to talk to me and he didn't talk to me so like i wouldn't let him

00:30:11.780 like in my apartment so like he broke into my apartment so then he like broke my side mirror

00:30:18.200 off my car i thought you guys were living together though we were but like it's my apartment like i

00:30:22.920 paid so you were living together but he broke in yes the place he lives it wasn't his place

00:30:28.200 it was like my place he like lived with me that's the thing did he have his own place

00:30:33.360 i mean he had his mom's place i guess but he was how long had he been living with you

00:30:37.880 like for a few months so he definitely lived yeah he was a tenant no he wasn't because i was the only

00:30:44.500 one on the lease he wasn't on the lease okay well let me ask can i ask you a question when he broke in

00:30:49.980 did he later tell you i didn't break in because i live here did he say that did those words ever come

00:30:55.640 out of his mouth no no he didn't say anything he was just really mad oh yeah technically he was a

00:31:02.020 tenant he was not a tenant he was definitely a tenant he was not a tenant you guys if he lives

00:31:12.660 there he's technically a tenant yeah you have to give him a 30-day notice girl yeah he's like it's

00:31:17.020 complicated i promise you he was not like i'm technically not even on it what yeah but you're

00:31:21.920 no i mean it's then how is it your apartment okay you guys because like i am you're not a

00:31:28.560 tenant in your apartment that's yours that he broke into even though it was yours yeah so like i like

00:31:33.800 i just kind of live i'm like i live there for free because i'm not like squatting there

00:31:40.120 but like because like is there a lease yeah but just like not through me like i'm like in foster

00:31:46.280 care so like the state pays for it so he was like staying with me so like that's not his place

00:31:51.460 so that's why i was like you broke in foster care you're 18 yeah but like you can like

00:31:56.240 recommit you're 20 or no you're 19 right yeah 19 and you're in you're still getting paid for by

00:32:02.180 the foster system they're not paying for anything really they're just like except your place yeah

00:32:06.920 yeah they give me a helping hand for all the trauma i've been through like my whole life this was

00:32:12.060 like my reward and the state knows that you do of work i mean like they know how much money i have

00:32:18.360 i tell them but they don't know that you do of work no i say taxes i say content creator like

00:32:25.600 own business well i haven't like done taxes yet wait okay a couple questions to clarify

00:32:31.380 you were so wait so my tax dollars wait what what well you were living at this house for how long

00:32:40.960 you've been living at the house like um like since the summer like after the summer i guess

00:32:46.640 like august because i could see some sort of situation where you were in foster care and

00:32:52.420 there's some like you're remaining at the place of residence from the point of like 17 18 and you're

00:32:57.520 remaining there and perhaps it extends beyond the age of 18 but that's kind of it's like the state i

00:33:03.100 guess like kind of thing like i guess it's different from state to state well i when i turn 21

00:33:08.960 that's when i'm like that's when you i'm free yeah okay you said because of your trauma so is this

00:33:14.720 like some sort of ssi type thing what's that like some type but no nothing like that nothing nothing

00:33:21.120 like that no i know exactly how you where you are and so yeah uh wait so uh i have no idea how this

00:33:28.280 works how does this work so okay you're in foster care yeah uh so are you like were you orphaned or

00:33:35.260 what's so like my parents like i ran away from my parents and like that happened so they put me in

00:33:41.400 a foster house like with my foster parents and they're great like i love them so much and like

00:33:46.300 you can like recommit to the state and they'll like help you out they'll like give you money every month

00:33:51.680 they give you a place to stay what does recommit to the state mean like i don't know if you can't

00:33:58.580 like afford your own like living they'll help you they'll reinstate you as like they're also pay for

00:34:03.580 your college too yeah wait so at what age did you run away from your parents house like 16 why

00:34:10.880 oh because they were like not good parents like we just like didn't go like you know when you was

00:34:17.960 there like abuse or they just told you no oh well like my like brother used to like molest me

00:34:24.460 like yeah there was that but your parents themselves no they didn't do anything but that was like you

00:34:31.280 just didn't like them well me and my mom like clashed like you know you know like two people

00:34:37.860 just like don't aren't good together that was me and my mom like and me and my ex and they let you

00:34:43.360 go into foster care your parents yeah they didn't like me either like they were toxic too

00:34:47.420 okay wait your parents didn't like you no i mean my dad liked me okay this is but my mom you know

00:34:57.560 like the moms are always like the the head of the household so my mom was like wait what

00:35:01.780 well my mom was at least wait that's the problem when you say like it was both your biological

00:35:11.620 parents right no no no i'm adopted okay so they adopted me when you you were adopted at a young

00:35:18.100 age yeah i was adopted when i was like a baby by by these parents and then i ran away from those

00:35:23.840 parents i see okay um where you were adopted from oh china china okay uh okay have you you're not in

00:35:34.400 touch i'm assuming with your biological parents um and then okay so your adopted parents ran away from

00:35:43.500 them and then you had foster a different set of foster parents is that correct or well you had your

00:35:49.740 adoptive parents and then you have your foster parents yeah but like i like your foster parents

00:35:55.200 is that correct okay but and you live with them for two years yeah but now you're on your own yeah

00:36:01.320 but i still go back for like holidays and everything i see okay all right uh with your with your

00:36:09.240 biological parents no my foster foster parents yeah you don't talk to your i'm sorry your adopted

00:36:14.440 parents yeah i don't talk to them no okay what about you oh um so i am married um i have been with

00:36:24.140 my partner for two years uh i think a little under than you two years and four months we celebrated

00:36:29.240 um what else what was that the question well congratulations oh thank you longest relationship

00:36:34.840 so this is my second relationship and this is my longest relationship all right okay wait can we see

00:36:41.820 the ring oh my goodness i have to get it resized like i'm i'm wearing like my other oh the band yeah

00:36:49.320 yeah i'm wearing the band and i put it here because it's too big so i have to get it resized

00:36:53.500 unfortunately i have small hands not small hands okay still cute though what about you um technically

00:37:00.360 single um what is technically like i date everybody so like not everybody but you know like you have

00:37:09.120 you know like how many guys do you have in the picture right now four okay you're sleeping with

00:37:15.080 all of them yeah okay uh and you've been technically single for how long um

00:37:22.680 since i was like in middle school i guess like so okay so you never had a boyfriend

00:37:29.040 no i have i have i just like i don't say they're real like relationships because i always cheat

00:37:36.680 you know so it's like i don't really like they're not committed i'm not a committed person i don't

00:37:44.440 know this looks really bad um i'm just not a committed person and i don't really take relationships

00:37:50.900 seriously you know i have a question yeah as someone who also doesn't take relationships seriously but

00:37:58.480 like talked about establishing that with them like do you communicate that or okay yeah yeah i could i

00:38:05.860 like say that i i cheated most of them like you know cry or some of them stay they just

00:38:13.620 but you say that after meet the kaiser donated two hundred dollars brian cheers to a good show

00:38:21.960 sorry for the delay kaiser always happy to see you glad to see my girl lucy back on the show

00:38:28.140 she's a lesbian that talks non-stop or as i call them a chatterbox she is bisexual i'm pretty sure

00:38:36.180 right yeah not a lesbian yeah but i am a chatterbox not today though yeah i'm bisexual oh we'll see

00:38:42.020 they haven't gotten me drunk yet

00:38:44.340 um what was your question what was your question for but do you only tell them after because the way

00:38:53.180 you're talking about this you sound like you don't establish it from the get-go but then later

00:38:58.420 cheat and then say i cheated and then they like cry and then they're heartbroken or they're like

00:39:03.580 whatever but my thing is like if you don't ask me to be your girlfriend you know like then we're not

00:39:10.600 together you know so like i will tell them like i am sleeping around like you know i'm with other

00:39:17.560 people but sometimes like they don't take it like take me seriously because like i'll hang out with

00:39:22.060 them like you know like more like every day and like stuff like that like go stay at their house

00:39:26.720 and stuff like that but then like when it comes down to like when i'm not with them like i go do

00:39:32.180 other things and then that's why they get like sad and stuff but i always tell them like you didn't

00:39:36.700 ask me to be your girlfriend it wasn't established so therefore you know i can do whatever i want you

00:39:42.800 know right uh right uh you're i mean it's your longest relationship

00:39:50.280 um like six months six months okay all right did you cheat on that one too yeah after six months

00:40:02.620 though what's the longest uh um or what what's the biggest your roster has ever been um at one time i

00:40:14.080 did have like eight people that i was talking to but it was so tragic like never in my life would i do

00:40:19.620 that again that sounds like a lot of work it was so much work it was so much work it sounds like a

00:40:24.160 full-time job really i mean poor you and then it was like it was like three of them were my sugar

00:40:30.060 daddies so it was like really annoying too because you know they have they like attention it was

00:40:35.060 annoying they were giving you money like they need attention so bad wait you were you were 18 at this

00:40:40.180 time yeah uh and those needy fuckers wait so eight wanting love and attention yeah

00:40:48.400 you were sleeping with all eight of them no only the sugar daddies it was like which was there was

00:40:56.340 three stages more so like think oh no actually i was sleeping with like two of two other ones too

00:41:04.020 so the three sugar daddies and then two other guys so five five yeah girl are you okay please get

00:41:11.040 checked i do guys i just had one on wednesday yeah what was the results i'm clean and they know

00:41:20.900 you're active with like other people yeah okay with it yeah and i constantly get tested like every two

00:41:26.220 weeks oh like wait are you in like the traditional uh corn industry no no no okay but if you have these

00:41:34.840 guys who are quote sugar daddies are you exchanging sex for money um no a lot of them like they just

00:41:43.340 like like someone to talk to and like you know text call whenever they want like take you to dinner

00:41:48.980 buy you stuff and you fill that role and also have sex with them right some of them yeah

00:41:55.500 and they give you money yeah do you ever feel bad about it there is there is a word for that

00:42:04.140 but we'll just leave it there do you ever feel like bad about like because like i feel like a lot

00:42:10.200 of these are just like really sad old men that like never got like a real relationship so they're

00:42:14.720 just paying to have a relationship sometimes i do feel bad but then i find out they have a wife

00:42:20.200 you know so like yeah but some of them i do feel bad for like um isn't that worse i was just

00:42:28.000 how's that better everyone has like their own like they just their own decisions if they want to do

00:42:35.060 it they do it like if anything i feel like that's more sad because it's like you have a wife and you

00:42:39.580 can't even like like what i just don't feel bad because it's like you should know like that you're not

00:42:47.280 anything now like come on you just literally cheated on your wife that's like but what about

00:42:51.900 the ones that didn't cheat on their wives what about the ones that are like just sad them i do

00:42:55.400 feel bad for like they're sad i mean they talk they talk like i try to keep them as much company as i

00:43:02.320 can you know i talk to them and stuff like that ask them about their day like i'll even go like hang

00:43:06.780 out with them go to um like lunch and dinners and stuff but it benefits you so that's why you're doing

00:43:11.840 it right yeah he's happy like he's paying for it so he's obviously happy do you cut them off after

00:43:19.020 you find out that they were married yeah okay yeah how do you find these men and what's the oldest one

00:43:26.600 been um oh that's a good question so i use um seeking arrangements oh yeah um and like other ones

00:43:36.100 two and i think the oldest one i've been with is like 70 yeah did you always anticipate this wait

00:43:43.420 70 yeah did you sleep with the 70 year old with the 70 year old

00:43:48.440 did you anticipate this lifestyle for yourself when you were younger and growing up yeah actually

00:44:00.000 i always knew like i don't know i just always knew like i was just gonna use the fact that i'm a girl

00:44:05.960 thinking as you should come on now i always do that and then like also it's super in like an easy

00:44:12.380 way because i'm not gonna lie i i can be a lazy person like i don't like a night like working you

00:44:17.860 know so it's just easy and then i want to go to school you're lazy so go to school yeah so you're

00:44:24.220 lazy so you just let guys buy you shit and you have sex with them essentially is that pretty

00:44:30.160 is that a good summary like did i summarize that incorrectly yeah if they got money if they got

00:44:37.580 money i'm so i'm so i feel like i feel like young gay men can like a young man could yeah but she's

00:44:44.800 straight so who cares yeah you you said you want to go to school though are you like very good about

00:44:52.660 saving your money that you're making or are you impulsive i'm an impulsive spender yeah

00:45:00.540 i be i like just like to buy stuff anything really what's your favorite purchase you've made um

00:45:08.340 i don't know honestly i just be buying stuff are you happy very happy yeah

00:45:17.520 honestly i love your attitude me too come on y'all get on my girl you love what what about her

00:45:25.000 attitude do you love she just doesn't care that that like people might judge i think it's cool yeah

00:45:29.000 just be completely void of all morality and emotion of any kind but those men don't like just walk and

00:45:35.000 fall onto seeking arrangements like they go on their own they go they sign up oh and i do i never ask

00:45:42.300 for the money you know it's always like i will pay you this that and that if you do that and i just

00:45:48.000 say yes well i feel like you're on seeking so it's kind of established that you're already on there for

00:45:52.820 money so i feel like that's so do you never want like a husband or kids or anything i do one day like

00:45:59.740 like she said like probably my 30s i'll probably settle down

00:46:02.780 metro matt donated thank you metro matt appreciate it man this panel is so choked

00:46:10.660 crayola stock went up not a father in sight and none of them know their ass from their elbow

00:46:16.660 what animal comic-con did you find them men you have to stop subbing to of uh yes the san diego

00:46:24.620 san diego comic-con certainly um uh actually going around the table on this thank you metro matt

00:46:30.660 uh are you guys uh what's your relationship like with your father starting with you i have a

00:46:37.120 fantastic relationship with my dad perfect uh it's good now okay which implies that it wasn't always

00:46:44.680 good yes okay we check in sometimes when's the last time you talked to him

00:46:52.060 two weeks before thanksgiving he visited us

00:46:58.520 uh wait are you are you were you also in the foster system no no okay your parents still together no

00:47:07.880 separated yes okay i'm i'm adopted also adopted ethnicity is chinese and my mom is in kentucky and

00:47:17.860 my dad is in new york and he had visited us but um i don't tend to go to new york too often i don't

00:47:25.140 tend to travel often los angeles is fun wait when you say uh when you were adopted were your adoptive

00:47:33.860 parents together at the time yes i was adopted at 11 months old and they flew to china and got me

00:47:41.220 and then in my sixth grade year is when they divorced who divorced to mutual it was mutual

00:47:50.320 who wanted it more though

00:47:52.500 i think my mom yeah so they got a divorce and then she got custody

00:48:00.120 no no no she she got remarried a year after and during this time she had still sort of lived with

00:48:12.620 us but more in the downstairs level like three three tiered house and so my grandma really had the

00:48:20.520 downstairs and she's on my mom's end and so my mom stayed with her and then she got remarried moved to

00:48:29.800 kentucky with her husband and then and then she moved back to nashville and then where was dad and

00:48:37.280 you and all this he he was in our same house that we had been in for basically my whole life until i

00:48:44.580 graduated and then a few more years after that he got remarried and then both of them were kind of

00:48:53.500 absent and my grandparents were like there but also not but at this point we were all pretty much

00:49:00.600 self-sufficient i have four siblings and i'm the youngest so um we were all pretty self-sufficient by

00:49:09.080 then what about you um i have a great relationship with my dad if anything it's my mom you should be

00:49:15.020 worried about oh also parents parents still together yeah no yes oh yeah and well we already talked about

00:49:26.340 yeah uh what about you i have two dads and two moms um and my relationship with my parents is very like

00:49:35.900 weird because i'm a very distant person like i isolate myself so i would say that i have a good

00:49:42.320 relationship with my parents but not really because i don't really check up on them and they

00:49:46.540 don't check up on me um relationship with dad are your parents still together with my dad like i don't

00:49:54.240 i know him and um he was around when i grew up well he was in jail when i was born and for like a year

00:50:03.580 in the first beginning but then he was around all the time and i love him um and then he just

00:50:08.700 disappeared off the face of the earth i know i don't know where he's at right now um you want

00:50:12.660 to go get a pack of smokes that with that type of well actually my mom threw him down the stairs

00:50:17.300 and he never came back so yeah and they're not together i think that's a valid reason but funny

00:50:24.240 thing it's so funny because they had me to get married and never got married they were never really

00:50:30.520 like together like it was just hell of a plan to have a kid in order to get married yeah

00:50:36.180 um the last time i saw my dad was like four years ago okay uh relationship status we didn't get

00:50:45.860 yours um my relationship status i'm single um my longest relationship was literally three months

00:50:52.360 and i ended that in june so you've been single for six months about yeah all right you ended it why

00:50:59.760 did you end it um i was his first ever girlfriend and like i wasn't like i i didn't want to be his

00:51:05.620 everything like his first everything so i was like and i felt like i was self-sabotaging a lot and i

00:51:12.020 felt like i had to be perfect for him so i was just like what do you mean perfect like i felt like i

00:51:18.120 couldn't mess up like i had to do everything right and because like what kind of thing so so i had like

00:51:24.980 ex talking stage that like i was so i he was kind of like i guess i just picked up bad habits and i

00:51:34.260 just i don't know there's a lot i feel like you haven't told me anything here he's like being so

00:51:39.520 minimalistic right now like what is so what you want like what's what types of specific things

00:51:45.480 do you feel like like i don't you don't know i don't know it's okay girl i just felt like i had to do

00:51:54.380 everything right i don't know like i just like what kinds of things though like treat him obviously

00:52:00.140 right and not mess up i don't know like i like what does that entail like he didn't he wanted you to

00:52:05.620 dress a certain way or no this is gonna sound bad but there was just a lot of reasons why i kind of

00:52:13.260 broke up with him another one was like because he low-key was like his mom like he he was like a

00:52:20.160 mama's boy and like she would pay for everything when we'd go out together like her credit card was

00:52:25.880 his and he didn't drive he didn't work and i was just like i felt like nothing but you didn't say

00:52:34.120 that you broke up with him because he didn't drive and he didn't work no there's just a lot he said he

00:52:37.580 broke up with him because he had the expectation of misperfection and i'm just wondering what that looks

00:52:42.360 like like his mom oh no no me and his mom like i loved her but like he would

00:52:50.720 oh there's a girl spill the tea don't let anything hold don't hold anything back he's your ex now you

00:52:59.380 can say whatever yeah i know but i still have feelings for him the plot thickens yeah

00:53:06.180 you still have feelings for this guy who you don't because he wanted you to be better who ain't

00:53:13.480 okay so i was his first ever girlfriend like i i guess people i don't know people say that i'm toxic

00:53:21.920 and i'm like i would always go through like i would check his phone a lot and i felt like i don't

00:53:27.540 were you insecure like checking through his phones and everything like that

00:53:31.500 not insecure i i guess i feel like i always would want to find something and i would never find

00:53:39.140 anything and then because he put you like on this like pedestal right i don't know do you think you

00:53:46.220 put him on a pedestal my last relationships like they basically cheated on me and yeah and so i

00:53:52.900 would just like i feel like i wasn't i guess good enough because i was always getting cheated on and

00:53:58.260 you were just kind of waiting for something but this guy didn't cheat on you right no he didn't

00:54:02.300 cheat on me did you feel like because you were like his first girlfriend and because he was

00:54:07.100 inexperienced that he would like want to go out and like do stuff with other girls or something and

00:54:11.560 so you no i honestly okay because i don't like to be someone's first everything because i don't know

00:54:17.660 how to like tell like i don't know like a lot of pressure like control that and i didn't honestly

00:54:24.140 i didn't want to end up pregnant and i didn't i don't know i don't like inexperienced did you guys

00:54:29.780 like use condoms no we didn't even do anything and it was more like a friendship than a relationship

00:54:35.380 too because we didn't kiss within those three months we didn't even do anything why did you bring

00:54:39.640 up pregnancy then because i think of a relationship like when i'm going into a relationship i think of

00:54:46.440 like marrying like i think of also having kids in my future that's okay i came into this

00:54:51.920 conversation confused and i'm leaving this conversation okay we have a chat yeah we have

00:54:57.760 a chat here from brooks j uh lucy goosey i'm gonna have you read the chance go ahead okay brooks j

00:55:06.900 donated a hundred dollars he said drinking game rules make you a story about them gives them the ick

00:55:12.120 one panelist talks for another laugh without a punchline fixes their hair oh wait is this about

00:55:18.000 me says she's a 10 oh boy this is about to be rough uh where's the rest uh oh oh or was it just dot

00:55:27.160 dot dot thank you brooks j for the uh super chat i do appreciate it guys if you want two hundred dollars

00:55:32.280 for tts one hundred dollars to read uh we typically uh curate those at a later time during the show

00:55:39.380 uh we're gonna get into our first reaction here so uh why don't we do actually let's do uh one of the

00:55:47.420 panelists has a boyfriend application we're gonna review that it's uh it's uh kenna yes it's me

00:55:56.480 let's look at her boyfriend application all right make it bigger for me make it bigger

00:56:02.860 bigger all right this is her boyfriend application looking for a new lover boy

00:56:08.860 um so you wanted where are you from i wrote i was gonna fill it out

00:56:14.200 so you want the instagram how old are you how tall why is it why is it a two there's five oh the five

00:56:23.880 foot ten so is it like so is it if they are shorter than five ten it's disqualified no it's

00:56:30.300 not disqualified i'll just like look at you like last i see okay you uh what kind of job do you have

00:56:37.500 do you like cats do you have yes i have cats multiple yeah i have two cats two cats okay two

00:56:42.980 sons what would you rate yourself on a scale of one to ten there's that okay wait wait wait hang on

00:56:47.460 back up back up it says what is your favorite kind of car yes can you oh i missed that one okay

00:56:53.800 can you name four different kinds of cars yeah go okay ford escort hyundai genesis hyundai genesis

00:57:02.200 coupe no you use a different one um honda accord and um a prius are you dating anybody who drives

00:57:12.160 a honda accord no no of course not okay all right back to it uh scroll down what is your favorite thing

00:57:21.000 to do in your free time do you go to the gym yes no sometimes where do you see yourself in 10 years

00:57:26.940 yeah where do you see yourself in 10 years uh living on a beach in florida all right do you invest

00:57:34.000 your money tell me a joke ad pick if you like okay that's great it wasn't too bad the boyfriend can

00:57:42.140 you tell us a joke no no no um that is interesting do you guys think it's fair that women demand things

00:57:52.180 from men like traits that they don't possess themselves can you elaborate on that well like

00:57:57.900 for example right this this tends to come off uh typically later parts of the show but if we're

00:58:03.300 talking about like body count women have like massive objections to like for example a man who has a high

00:58:08.860 body count stating uh quite emphatically that he prefers women with a low body count or virgins

00:58:14.100 you guys think well that's not fair like here you are with your high body count you are promiscuous

00:58:18.980 but you want to take a non-promiscuous woman you want a virgin that's hypocrisy that's a double

00:58:24.760 standard but i mean well first off when we maybe start there do you guys think that that's uh problematic

00:58:31.280 for a high body count man to be like i only want to date a virgin why is that problematic because it's

00:58:35.920 like you have a high body count and you're expecting your woman to have a low body count that's that's

00:58:41.660 well that's just restating the issue but what's actually problematic about the issue it's just

00:58:45.500 because like he's been sleeping with multiple people like multiple women and then like this girl let's

00:58:51.880 say she's only slept with three women i'm not three women um three like men or whatever like and he's

00:58:57.540 or no okay let me give like a better example let's just say he had to pick between a girl that had

00:59:03.520 like 30 plus body count and then like a three plus body count yeah obviously his body count is probably

00:59:08.680 like maybe 40 i want to say let's say it's 60 60 let's say it's 60 right so and he decides to choose

00:59:15.600 the girl with the lowest body count and his poor excuse is well like well she has the lowest body

00:59:19.940 count she hasn't been sleeping with a lot of women i mean a lot of men what's what's the problem that

00:59:24.060 but the thing about it is is like you're it's it's kind of signifying that the other woman is a

00:59:28.780 slut and like um like no it's just signifying that he has a preference for women with a lower

00:59:33.120 yeah but like he has a high body count so he can still have a preference it's okay i'm not saying

00:59:38.400 you can't have a preference or anything but just like to disregard the other woman just because she

00:59:42.860 has a higher body count that's that's kind of like upsetting like what if she had a really good

00:59:48.620 chemistry what if she had like a really an amazing personality and her body count was just like

00:59:53.440 you're like no goal you're no break i could i could say let me ask you a question would you date

00:59:58.820 a five foot two man who was bald yes have you yes and what and is your husband a five foot two man

01:00:06.020 who's not bald he's not and he's five foot two hang on is he five foot two six foot two so now hang

01:00:12.620 on let's back up yeah yeah let's back up let's back up just a little bit here okay so he's six foot

01:00:18.060 two has hair even though you would of course date to five and how many five foot two bald men were

01:00:24.160 available to you versus six foot two men with hair so the thing hang on answer the question first

01:00:29.760 answer the question first that's let me answer your question first i don't really go out that much to

01:00:34.780 be seeking not the question i'm asking okay far more five foot two bald men than there are six foot

01:00:39.340 two men i just don't know where they they are so for me there actually might be so i

01:00:44.480 like six foot two men with hair right yeah but like if a five foot ten man with no hair comes up

01:00:54.680 to me and he approaches to me and he's a gentleman and he's very you know um courteous and he like is

01:01:00.920 gentle i would go for him but well i mean now we'll never know because you're with a six foot two

01:01:05.980 chad with hair right and that's because like that's your preference no no because he aligned with me in

01:01:11.840 my life and he just happened to be six foot two how did he have the perfect personality and happen

01:01:17.860 to be six foot two that's an amazing what an amazing coincidence i would date like a van diesel

01:01:24.340 if i had to hold on i mean van diesel is like the best example of a bald man don't even

01:01:30.500 so to to andrew's point here when when we talk about this height thing and a lot of like we've

01:01:38.000 asked this all the time and it's like the women will say it's virtue signaling you'll you'll say

01:01:42.820 yes oh i would date a short guy i'll date a guy shorter than me but then if you do even the most

01:01:47.400 minimal inquisition world how tall were all your boyfriends and they all your boyfriends were above

01:01:53.260 the average height of men so the average height is like five nine five ten and these women say oh my

01:01:58.300 past three boyfriends were all like six foot in the blood on average it's just like it's kind of

01:02:02.160 ridiculous like you say you will but conveniently you've never done it i actually have dated somebody

01:02:07.920 who was like my height five foot i'm five five and he was like five five five six so we only been

01:02:15.500 speaking to each other for like two years and talking to each other but he's a very busy guy

01:02:20.100 so therefore his did you did you sleep with him well yes of course okay so so so hang on so you slept

01:02:28.500 you slept with this guy now out of this one guy that you slept with yeah if we were to average all

01:02:33.540 the men you've ever slept with do they look a bit more like the husband or a bit more like that guy

01:02:38.500 no because my taste in men is very different okay so on average so on average you're sleeping with men

01:02:44.320 who are below five foot nine yes really yeah fucking right tell me some more bullshit oh my god i will

01:02:51.340 give you proof i will give you proof if you need it like i'm being so for real because i'm not like a

01:02:56.060 surface level all right all right let's find out okay so let's inquire a little bit okay so how many

01:03:00.980 men total i you total i have slept with 32 men okay so 32 men now out of the 32 men right and some

01:03:10.560 of these i assume are casual yes you're casually hooking up with five foot five dudes yes over the

01:03:16.160 six foot dudes because height doesn't matter to me it does not like okay i'm being for real height

01:03:22.500 does not matter to me as long as just your age if you're younger than me then it's that's my

01:03:26.700 biggest pet but you did conveniently marry someone six foot two it was because actually he's not six

01:03:34.580 foot two he um he's between six foot two never mind um you know what what the hell what what just

01:03:42.380 happened i don't know what the hell just happened why is it important it's way too early to have a

01:03:48.300 meltdown in this show okay yeah it's way too early for that so back up for me cheers my like let me

01:03:55.000 drink really quick okay uh so i guess you need to fortify yourself for this so no yes the average

01:04:01.140 height that i would normally date a guy is between five foot five to six foot five okay that's the that's

01:04:08.300 like but that is that's not an average it's five ten the average is five okay that makes sense so if

01:04:13.780 the average is around five ten yes five ten is much taller than you yes okay so the thing is is

01:04:19.400 like why don't you just want guys your own size um because you have some kind of preference because

01:04:24.760 no they got because you got some kind of preference no they have big big um what is it big man

01:04:29.920 small man syndrome or something or tiny dog why'd you look at me and you have hang on hang on and you

01:04:35.800 have some kind of preference against that right no because small dog syndrome yeah and you have a

01:04:42.080 preference against that i don't have a preference against then why aren't you dating guys with small

01:04:45.820 dog syndrome because it's just their attitude then you have a preference against that attitude

01:04:50.320 wait can i can so if you have a preference yeah so if you have a preference against that attitude

01:04:54.700 you prefer to not have it so then all you're saying you're just you're just making the same

01:04:58.840 argument the guy is where he's like look i just prefer to be with chicks have a lower body count

01:05:03.040 but what but okay so when you're talking about preferences like things i like just things i like

01:05:09.180 that's it okay but like like okay so you do you like pizza yeah okay what are the toppings you hate

01:05:16.480 i don't hate any toppings not one not one i could eat pizza anchovies i can eat anchovies yeah

01:05:23.580 okay okay let's try a different way what's your favorite toppings my favorite topping would have to be

01:05:29.940 cheese okay so you you prefer your pizzas to have cheese well don't all pizzas have cheese no

01:05:36.760 so you've had you can have a cheese free pizza i did not know that yeah but anyway but this

01:05:42.220 be sauce and bread i mean that's what like lactose intolerant people get right oh or they get fake

01:05:47.700 cheese or something like this but you have a preference for it or some type of food there's some

01:05:51.820 type of food that you like a certain way like a sandwich what type of sandwich meat do you hate

01:05:56.400 or do you love all that too is there just nothing you won't eat there because i'm an eater i'm a

01:06:00.880 taurus okay so you gotta understand okay well i like food okay taurus what's a food you hate

01:06:05.180 what is a mushrooms okay you hate mushrooms so you have a preference against mushrooms i have a

01:06:09.240 preference against mushrooms now mushrooms won't kill you to eat them right no they won't yeah i just

01:06:12.340 don't like how they taste not yeah okay so that's a preference it's just an i like so when you're

01:06:17.420 talking about relationships and guys you're just talking about i likes i dislike i like this i like

01:06:22.400 this i like this mean to just be like what do you mean if a guy were to come up to me and like says

01:06:27.600 uh let's just for example like i said if i my body count is 32 right and there's a girl that has like

01:06:32.920 maybe like what three to five yeah and then he chooses a girl that has less than me and then i

01:06:38.360 ask him okay why did you pick that makes you feel bad it does make you feel bad it makes you feel bad

01:06:42.980 well yeah it makes me feel bad because it's just like but what is he doing that's wrong other than

01:06:46.580 making you feel bad well well one my feelings yeah your feelings but also too like it's like

01:06:56.400 monkey see monkey do type thing yeah like if you have a high body count as a man and i have a high

01:07:02.520 body count as a woman like and we're both having you know intercourse with different people why does

01:07:08.420 my body count is disregarded in your preferences because you don't like it just like you don't

01:07:14.420 like mushrooms i have a question for andrew though do you feel like there's an actual difference like

01:07:18.360 could you tell someone's body count before they actually tell you because i feel like people lie

01:07:22.040 about that maybe not maybe not with a lot of people like i just am curious like how that preference

01:07:27.760 works other than like a societal impact i guess it's just a revulsion so it's like here's here's an

01:07:34.420 idea have you ever eaten have you ever eaten dog shit i would not like to why not it's a

01:07:41.700 preference because it's revolting yeah but i but wait a second wait a second couldn't somebody put

01:07:46.600 dog shit in a cake and you wouldn't know it i mean so you could accidentally eat dog shit that's an

01:07:51.820 interesting analogy wait a second you could accidentally hang on i just want an answer you

01:07:56.320 could accidentally eat dog shit yeah you could and that would suck hang on that would suck right

01:08:00.720 so you're saying you could be tricked because you don't know but you're still if you knew

01:08:05.380 that there was dog shit you wouldn't eat the cake would you fair enough okay yeah but also i wanted to

01:08:10.360 say just super quick and we can go back but when you're talking about like men's height versus

01:08:14.800 like women's body count men don't have control over their height they're just born that way they

01:08:18.520 grow they stop growing and then like but like women and men have control over their body count

01:08:23.000 so it's kind of hard to compare those two you have control the way you have control over it with

01:08:27.640 how many people you sleep but do you have control over the things you prefer no but i i that's

01:08:32.380 why i checked yes and no on the box because i feel like is it is it hypocritical but you don't

01:08:38.120 believe but is it wrong no you can't force somebody to do something wait wait it's not

01:08:42.160 hypocrisy i mean a little bit not even a little bit no no no no hypocrisy people get this wrong

01:08:48.760 although i don't know what so what hypocrisy is is i'm advocating for a thing of which i'm guilty

01:08:54.780 right while telling you right the person that you cannot do said hang on hang on so if you were

01:09:03.100 to say you having a body count is wrong even though i have the same body count right but that's

01:09:08.480 not wrong that would be hypocrisy me saying though i have a high body count and prefer women with a

01:09:13.580 lesser body count is not hypocrisy okay hypocrisy would be because you think it's revolting yeah so

01:09:19.240 imagine it this way but you don't think yourself is revolting yeah hang on hang on imagine it this

01:09:22.600 way let's say there's a fat person on a treadmill they know they're fat they know they're fat and so

01:09:26.520 they're trying to lose weight right they're on the treadmill and they look over at somebody else and they

01:09:30.460 say hey you're fat you should lose weight they're not a hypocrite there's no hypocrisy there the

01:09:36.780 hypocrisy would be if they say if they say hey you're fat right and i'm not that would be that would

01:09:43.120 be like hypocrisy okay yeah yeah wouldn't that be like condescending then it would be both

01:09:48.580 that's but people get hypocrisy wrong all the time they think that that hypocrisy is being guilty of the

01:09:55.560 thing which you're condemning that's not actually what it is it's the belief that the thing in which

01:10:00.040 you're condemning is actually fine there's like a pretense of pretending with hypocrisy

01:10:04.420 so technically a man with a higher body count who prefers a woman with a low body count

01:10:10.040 is a hypocritical man and he prefers to be no he's not he's not a hypocrite there's no hypocrisy we're

01:10:18.280 not going to get anywhere with this line of questioning but i do wonder i feel like you know

01:10:21.560 because we've been talking about the same thing for 10 minutes but i'm not the host so who am i

01:10:25.040 however i i'm curious conversation you're wrecking you're wrecking the whole conversation

01:10:28.860 i'm sorry go ahead go ahead but i am curious because i feel like you don't often see that

01:10:33.400 perspective coming from woman of woman with high body count saying i want a man with a lower body

01:10:36.900 count so i just i'm curious wait why you think that that is oh it's it's actually really simple so

01:10:41.240 the idea of paternity is is something which men only recently could be assured of so the idea that

01:10:50.260 i know that the kid that you have is mine we can now know but that's a very new technology

01:10:57.600 before that how could you know if the child was yours so then would that only apply to situations

01:11:02.700 where you're trying to like date someone to marry wouldn't apply to like a normal hookup

01:11:06.100 you might well no that's all new tech these are all new technologies okay so here's the idea

01:11:12.600 the idea is if you were sleeping with a woman before she's your wife or even she's not your

01:11:18.500 wife how could you assure paternity absent a paternity test by having i guess her only sleep

01:11:24.920 with one person but that implies that you're having a child hang on so hang on so so this would imply

01:11:30.260 that there could be a revulsion mechanism okay a revulsion mechanism around the idea that if

01:11:36.020 a woman is promiscuous that you could not be assured assured paternity and so there's an

01:11:41.480 internal revulsion which happens okay so you're saying it's kind of passed down i think like it's

01:11:45.820 generational well i think i think it's biological okay it's a biological way to create an assurance

01:11:51.040 for paternity interesting so i have a question so basically like what do you think about if a girl

01:11:57.320 is like like let's say she's like 40 or 50 and like she wants to remarry and a guy cares or like

01:12:02.940 let's just say she's 35 she's been with six people but she's had six boyfriends she's been

01:12:08.060 in six relationships where she wanted to get married maybe a guy cheated on her maybe they

01:12:13.000 weren't compatible like but she wasn't promiscuous then does what is that difference than someone who's

01:12:19.140 three well so it's interesting because like uh these red pillars these are like online red pillars

01:12:25.440 who everybody hates so i can't call everybody whores and they actually really don't they actually try to

01:12:30.640 dive into exactly these ideas so the idea let's say you had a woman who had elongated relationships

01:12:37.800 maybe she only had two or three right and they were long-term relationships well that would signify

01:12:42.980 something completely different than a woman who's promiscuous even if the body counts a little higher

01:12:47.680 right so even let's say it's five and 50 years right that's one partner per 10 years right that's going

01:12:53.740 to be a way different story than well not to pick on you right but uh you know 50 or 60 partners in a

01:13:01.700 year that's going to signify a promiscuity issue right and that's also like dangerous to like our

01:13:07.240 bodies i feel like to an extent you should care who you're sleeping with and how many people they're

01:13:12.360 sleeping with and i think that you can change your mind and maybe that's okay if men do want to change

01:13:18.360 your mind like i think that and they do yeah and the thing is is like this happens it's not like

01:13:23.060 there's not you know porn stars out there don't get mr wonderful they do some of them do but mostly

01:13:29.160 they don't yeah and also the idea here is that men do find it they do find it repugnant they do find

01:13:35.340 it repulsive where you think that there's a double standard that could be true right society does judge

01:13:40.540 promiscuous men differently than promiscuous women but that's because of women yeah women judge them

01:13:44.580 differently than men do too that's so true yeah women judge each other more than but do you but

01:13:48.800 think about this but think about why that podcast i think about why that would be why that would be

01:13:52.960 the case it's because you're always assured paternity like you always know who the baby's dad's gonna be

01:13:58.780 they don't know wait so it's not as built in for you to have that revolution i just meant more so

01:14:03.820 like if it's just down to a number right like saying three versus like 10 like if it was you're again

01:14:10.620 35 and you've been in 10 relationships where i feel like well there should be some kind of like

01:14:15.580 but every situation is going to be different when you ask for like a hard cutoff i don't even think

01:14:19.140 we need to give one just make it easy right right everything after one is worse than one everything

01:14:25.100 after zero is worse than zero it's pretty simple right so so it's like well how what's the cutoff is

01:14:32.300 it three is it four is it five who gives a shit ultimately everything after zero is worse than zero

01:14:38.080 everything after one is worse than one everything after two is worse than two right you only really

01:14:43.300 need to think of it that way what other way do we even need to think of it don't think of it

01:14:48.540 but the thing is is like men do think of it well and it also matters because like if you're someone who's

01:14:55.920 had like relations with a lot of people like and i don't know maybe you're someone who doesn't get

01:15:01.380 tested regularly or something and you get with some other person they could contract something you know

01:15:06.420 you don't want someone who's been sleeping around with a bunch of people who you don't know where

01:15:09.560 they've been the only the only problem i i kind of take with this you're right don't get me wrong

01:15:14.780 totally right it's just that it comes from a female perspective so you kind of think about things

01:15:20.800 from the perspective of of women well i am a woman so that would make sense sure sure but but what i'm

01:15:27.600 saying is my challenge is to say to you instead take yourself out of the female perspective put yourself in

01:15:33.680 the male perspective right you will always be assured of paternity you always know it's your kid

01:15:39.460 you will always know that we don't have that luxury right we at least historically we never did

01:15:46.620 only right now do we have that luxury women women in fact beat men up for asking to get a paternity

01:15:53.420 test even though they themselves have absolute knowledge right and it's like it's like so look at it

01:16:00.220 from the perspective of the man for a second i actually have a friend who's going through that

01:16:03.820 right now like wouldn't like i i just to challenge it like it doesn't come down to like if you're

01:16:09.460 like a slut like or not like if you're sleeping around and you wouldn't know versus you're only with

01:16:13.820 that person and you're exclusive and you haven't been with someone since your last relationship i i mean

01:16:18.500 just in my personal i guess views or that it's just different like that i feel like but are you

01:16:25.720 relaying those views to you personally because this is this is uh has something to do with your

01:16:30.020 own personal situation are you uh maybe a little bit but i think that it's wasn't it interesting right

01:16:36.700 it's like think of the question here though take yourself out put yourself in the man's shoes instead

01:16:41.620 relays right back to me my own personal situation then i'll relay it back to the man it's like forget all

01:16:47.240 that just create a blank slate for a second right you're tomorrow you wake up and you're a male

01:16:53.040 right let's look at it from men's perspectives now if you sleep with a woman how are you assured

01:17:00.860 paternity how are you assured that the child is yours what would be the signs you would look for

01:17:04.980 that would frustrate me yeah it's hard to think about that yeah obviously yeah it's super hard to

01:17:10.520 think about right as a woman i all i would say is like oh well just don't sleep with a bunch of

01:17:14.860 right exactly don't sleep with a bunch of women or a bunch of men and then and then there's no

01:17:20.700 problem and that's exactly what men say they say the same thing they're like hey just don't sleep

01:17:24.460 with a bunch of men yeah problem solved what if it's like prior body count and then you're with

01:17:29.160 somebody for an entire like you know couple years or whatever and then like you're the only they don't

01:17:33.880 you're like only person that you're i think that you depend on the person yeah like just like at that

01:17:37.780 point do you think it still matters or would it be i think that i think it's still going to matter

01:17:41.400 to a lot of men yeah interesting i think that they're still going to look at so i mean when we

01:17:45.560 evaluate other people we men especially we tend to look at the total not just looking at the the

01:17:51.700 sort of like individual things it seems to me when i have these conversations with women they look at

01:17:56.860 more individual traits right uh perhaps he's very tall he's a good provider perhaps there's an

01:18:03.520 aggressiveness level they like right there's some sort of they kind of move more towards intuition

01:18:07.960 men aren't doing that looking at it like a fucking accountant right they take the total and

01:18:12.940 they're like well she's hot and she's this and she's got a low body count and blah blah blah she

01:18:17.460 checks all the boxes all right let's go right that's that's literally how they view it they view

01:18:21.820 it a completely different way than women do they're not really looking at it intuitively

01:18:25.360 because is it more of a like a logical or analytical completely of course yes it's literally an

01:18:31.080 an analysis they're doing an analysis and so what like this whole manosphere space was or the

01:18:37.060 whole red pill space it still is the idea is just if you're going to if men are going to make this

01:18:41.660 analysis how do we inform it like how do we inform that analysis so they're making a good one well

01:18:47.260 the thing is like women are so like we're so like emotionally drived driven drived drived driven

01:18:53.380 jesus that big fail on that that was a massive hell that was incredible wow

01:19:00.500 we're emotionally driven creatures so we don't so a lot of the time we kind of forget to think about

01:19:09.060 the logic because we're so emotional like so caught up in our emotions but what about the man

01:19:13.240 can the man be more emotional can he well there are there are circumstances we're probably

01:19:17.880 biologically biologically speaking women are more emotional because we have estrogen men have

01:19:23.420 testosterone so we're gonna be more emotionally inclined we have the maternal instinct so i mean

01:19:30.660 i don't know it's but can a man look at it at a situation for example paternity tests

01:19:37.060 whatever can he look at it rather from an uh an emotional standpoint than an yes we call those

01:19:42.420 men simps so the thing is just like yes a man can become overly emotional and he can let his little

01:19:51.600 brain override his big brain right and but real men do math some yes some some men do do that and but

01:19:58.340 the thing is men now are trying to police it up right so they're like you fucking simp stop doing that

01:20:04.760 what are you doing right this is terrible for you it's terrible for her it's terrible for the world

01:20:09.240 stop it right they're actually making a concerted effort to police that shit up women aren't really

01:20:15.040 making in fact they're doing the opposite they're like you go girl girl power get your thing on

01:20:20.200 encourage whatever it is that you want to do you know there's no real effort there to police the

01:20:24.800 behavior up for men there is one there's a concerted effort to try to do that but why would why would

01:20:30.460 you want to why can't a man be more emotionally in tune with his emotions why do they have to be

01:20:36.960 policed well i mean so here's the thing um you like all the modern luxuries that you have you like

01:20:45.100 your lighting and you like your your vehicles and you like your roads and you like all those things

01:20:49.400 i just want to let you know that there's men right now who are aggressively murdering people in

01:20:54.300 their sleep to make sure that that all happens for you aggressively right the second as we speak

01:20:59.160 some american soldier somewhere stabbing some dude in the throat promise you don't know where it is

01:21:04.480 but i promise you it's happening right he's not going to be very emotional about that and you don't

01:21:09.940 really want him to be very emotional about that and women don't really want emotional men they kind of

01:21:14.320 pretend they do right they want to kind of they want i i think at least this is my opinion i think that

01:21:21.380 they want the man that they really like to show some emotion to them but they don't really like when the

01:21:28.100 man that they have is showing a lot of emotion to other people in other words they don't want to

01:21:33.420 bitch okay that actually makes sense i can see your standpoint on that one i disagree we got a

01:21:42.340 couple chats here we have techno trooper thank you man uh luce i'll have you read these in the recent

01:21:47.660 possible ban of tiktok should of be the next ban is of fueling exploitation under the guise of

01:21:54.340 empowerment boy that's a question that's gonna be a brutal one brian to dive right into oh yeah we

01:22:00.220 i don't want to linger too long on porn bad convo just because it's not super interesting but um

01:22:04.820 uh who here's in favor of uh only fans ban

01:22:07.980 who here's in favor of a tiktok ban look he has ruining my life

01:22:14.240 oh look at oh look at that moon boy it's right over wait can you guys see it full moon or almost

01:22:20.180 i prefer i prefer not to have a tiktok ban only because i like all my lunatics in one place

01:22:26.280 they're gonna spread out the same thing as instagram yeah well the problem is is they're

01:22:33.260 just gonna go to another platform yes and be just as insane on that planet it's like we know where

01:22:37.920 all the insane people are just leave them there they did that with vine yeah they did do that with

01:22:42.300 right uh so uh of girls should it be banned what do you think i mean i think on social media i think

01:22:51.980 like if people want to do that like but on the kids are on these apps like there's children that

01:22:56.840 get promoted this is very young ages so i think that um tiktok is very catered to children and

01:23:03.240 you're lying if you're saying they're not having accounts that say 18 plus and parents aren't able

01:23:07.600 to monitor it so i think that it's just to make it platform like you know what i mean like just to

01:23:13.820 an extent like it's it's it's better to just take it off like social media so that kids are protected

01:23:18.980 i 100 agree i have seen a full chocolate starfish on my tiktok for you page did not want to see

01:23:25.340 that what does that mean that's fucking disgusting but wait why would that bother you like don't you

01:23:31.180 always see one of the most

01:23:32.480 that was like the best possible way you could have responded to that

01:23:41.280 the same reason it bothers her i don't want children to scroll past that oh okay because

01:23:50.000 even if you do say oh i'm 18 plus you just press a button you could be 11 and say oh i'm 18 plus and

01:23:56.660 it's just their parents account or whatever the same thing happens with only fans there's no doubt

01:24:01.760 my mind that that happens with only but isn't it the parents like responsibility for monitoring

01:24:06.020 you cannot monitor that much you cannot you literally shouldn't have phones yeah if you if

01:24:14.500 you're if you can't if you can't monitor your child's like screens or whatever they shouldn't

01:24:19.200 have screens what happens if your child is 16 and runs away because you monitored their phone

01:24:24.900 yeah exactly my parents fucking monitored the shit out of my phone and it made me

01:24:29.780 turbo slut for a year but like a form of revenge i've been i've been in a an environment of in a

01:24:38.840 sexual environment for a very long time and i saw pornography when i was really young so okay

01:24:44.700 sorry i'm moving that shit on sorry you just sorry to the wrong place can you read this please uh

01:24:51.160 why is it so difficult for these gals to accept that attraction triggers and reproductive strategies

01:24:55.620 between men and women are asymmetrical our ontology slash intrinsic hardwiring is vastly different it's

01:25:01.040 true that's true the basis of the very being of what is one this is why like the rad turfs you've

01:25:07.120 seen the rad turfs the trans exclusionary radical feminists like jk rowling and those the reason

01:25:13.780 the reason that they're so upset about the entire trans phenomenon is based on this particular

01:25:20.920 argument they're saying what is a woman is no you can't just you men can't just come in and take that

01:25:26.340 from us because there's something that's special about it and unique about it a woman is a human

01:25:30.740 female person yeah yeah i get it but but leaving but leaving that aside for a second to the point of

01:25:36.700 ontology or the the the like being or essence of a thing right when you're talking about what that is

01:25:42.260 with a woman it does seem like there is something to that actually i i agree with that because i have

01:25:48.420 seen that i think they did some brain scans or something and they show that people who like for

01:25:54.220 example there's a man and he he identifies as a woman or she identifies as a woman whatever um

01:26:00.140 they scan the brain and he has the brain matter of a woman yeah all the brain all the brain scan stuff

01:26:08.540 is total bullshit i don't know well i mean i don't know i'm not a scientist i don't know but the thing

01:26:12.640 is when you're talking about ontologies like this is the philosophical um diving into a being of what

01:26:19.000 being is so do do women have a different being than men do yeah i think they do i think there is

01:26:25.980 a lot of distinctions between men and women well that's why i brought up a base level yeah yeah but

01:26:31.660 it's not it's not just the idea of the biology itself but the essence of the thing i i i think

01:26:39.120 that's such an interesting topic to talk about because that could be true but i think that there

01:26:44.020 is a pretty large chunk of it that is societally based and i think i almost wonder if we didn't

01:26:49.400 raise boys and girls differently if that sort of i because a lot of brain like a lot of brain

01:26:54.860 activity is pattern recognition so i think that if people weren't didn't grow like grow up to think

01:26:59.860 oh boys should be thinking this way and girls should be thinking this way that there would be

01:27:03.960 more similarities i mean of course there are physical similarities i'm sorry differences

01:27:07.560 that are hard to beat you can't doesn't you can't change that sort of thing like my muscle mass is

01:27:12.240 nowhere near um and then but but i do feel like there's got to be some sort of societal value to

01:27:18.380 that as well well yeah think about like well let's let's explore it for just a quick second

01:27:22.900 if this is true if you think that there's there's so you're talking about nature versus nurture here

01:27:29.160 yeah okay which is fine we can dive into it but if you're talking about the nurture part you really

01:27:34.680 don't have the upper hand in that conversation because where's all the female oil rig workers

01:27:38.900 where's all the line workers hang on where's all the where are all the female engineers who work in

01:27:44.240 applied engineering they're they're nowhere when offered the choice in the egalitarian nations

01:27:49.420 like this one they still move towards the same oppressive jobs they had pre-enlightenment so

01:27:55.780 there's still teachers right especially preschool teachers they're still moving towards secretarial

01:28:00.920 work they're still moving towards that interestingly enough that that seems to actually give the case

01:28:05.800 to me that wait there seem to be distinct differences that aren't just social because once there's no

01:28:13.000 barrier to entry you're still doing the same shit you're doing before the society changed radically

01:28:18.180 in order to accommodate you i think that you can think that if you want to but i do believe that

01:28:23.200 there is some sort of block you know like that you might say that there's no barrier for a woman to

01:28:27.820 enter those kind of fields but there is well getting like i guess there's what would stop you from

01:28:32.900 working on an oil rig tomorrow well i mean i'm sure that some people do choose that if they want to

01:28:37.520 live that kind of life where you're very like isolated from other people but i think that when you say

01:28:41.480 that like women aren't engineers i think that that's just kind of applied i'm talking about applied

01:28:46.060 applied so like when you when you're talking about engineering it's wide and it's encompassing

01:28:50.200 encompassing well i don't know you're talking about applied i'm talking about you take your hands

01:28:54.240 and you build shit i do think that there are a lot of women who maybe would be interested in

01:28:59.360 joining the construction like field and that sort of thing where applied engineering what's the

01:29:02.620 barrier i think that the barrier is that they they're they're kind of pushed out of those

01:29:06.340 rules i think that like the government incentives are there for those no there's no government but it's

01:29:10.440 like the people who own the businesses we're aren't going to hire a girl they're going to take one

01:29:13.800 good look at me and think well you're not going to be useful to me are they wrong i disagree i think

01:29:17.660 that if you work hard at something you can be good do you think that you're going to be as good as a

01:29:20.560 man roofing i i think so you think so well i mean if i if i learn how to do it can we can we do

01:29:26.140 one million hang on can we do this can we do this then right here on whatever i'll put a thousand

01:29:30.880 bucks down i'll come in tomorrow okay you can come in tomorrow right and we'll just have two little

01:29:35.560 bird houses and we can roof them okay i'm so down i'm gonna watch a youtube tutorial i'm gonna be so

01:29:41.780 good wait i'm i can't i know i know but but you're gonna have to use actual shingles on these

01:29:47.440 great i'll bring my gloves okay but you gotta bring a thousand bucks oh i don't have wait oh

01:29:52.080 whoa whoa i thought this was your thousand bucks i don't have a thousand dollars

01:29:54.880 wait wait wait wait wait this should be the easiest thousand bucks you ever made you should

01:30:01.660 just bluff it yeah but do you know anything about roofing yes so then you're that's immediately

01:30:06.580 unfair because you already have experience i thought you just got done telling me that if you went

01:30:10.280 i said if i applied i thought you just said if you went applied as a roofer that you would be just

01:30:14.060 as useful as the people who were there roofing if i had interest in roofing and if i had experience

01:30:19.160 but you don't have any interest in roofing

01:30:20.640 she could i'm just like i don't have any you don't have any interest in roofing i i mean i am

01:30:28.180 learning how to build houses right now literally in school so i would ideally have an interest you're

01:30:33.780 well you're learning how to design houses in school no but you learn the construction of it all as

01:30:37.800 well you're you're it's not just like the aesthetic parts of it architectural engineering is a real

01:30:42.640 thing i'm taking there's only two okay so do you are you looking for um when you're talking about

01:30:48.720 architecture you're looking for commercial are you looking for residential i'm primarily residential

01:30:53.060 perfect there's only two colors of wire that go to a power you know those little sockets in the

01:30:58.920 wall two colors that's electrical what are they what are they what are the two colors i don't know i

01:31:04.340 haven't gotten there yet dude i just started i just started i'm not going to act like i know

01:31:07.660 everything about architecture i just started it's two colors it's two is it blue and red

01:31:13.140 i'm just that's you you yes i was going to say black and white but i have no idea

01:31:18.960 i was going to say red and yellow right but i feel like we were talking about roofing one second

01:31:25.260 ago now we're talking about electrical that's different you hire an electrical engineer to do

01:31:29.400 but wait you said you're an architect i'm not i'm not an architect yeah but you're studying it

01:31:34.220 you said a part of that is studying construction big part of construction is knowing basic electrical

01:31:39.540 uh you leave space for the electrical work to be done you have to know where it has to hook up oh no

01:31:45.180 there isn't a construction worker you hire somebody else planet earth not a construction worker on

01:31:49.280 planet earth that doesn't know basic electrical not one probably basic yeah absolutely i'm not what i

01:31:53.160 just said was basic but i'm not going to be a construction worker i'm going to be an architect

01:31:56.580 so it's totally different yeah yeah so not a construction worker no yeah did you get that

01:32:03.300 where you wanted that to be metro matt donated two hundred dollars thank you metro matt men will

01:32:08.440 continue clearly defining what they want and women will continue disregarding it stop being

01:32:13.840 slopes be a good person and take care of your man there is nothing more to it uh metro matt thank you

01:32:20.440 for the big two hundred dollar tts really appreciate it man and then we do have i'm gonna lose i'm gonna

01:32:24.420 have you read this one from lucas this is kind of like part two from his previous one thank you

01:32:29.480 much i appreciate it lucas thank you for the hundred dollar stream labs message so yes double

01:32:36.500 standards exist but i assure you that double standards go both ways for that matter the litmus

01:32:40.980 test criteria for women are far more extensive see dr bus slash messin and why women have sex i haven't

01:32:47.260 read that thank you lucas for that appreciate the uh the message did you have more for lucy goosey on

01:32:54.100 the uh construction stuff i think i think she got it right just in the future you can always think

01:32:59.480 of it as the whites and blacks are always fighting in the green state neutral oh it would be helpful

01:33:03.460 for you i'm serious that's how they think of it in the neutral you know that's gonna come in handy

01:33:07.900 when i get to that chapter i'm gonna be like wait a minute in any case uh so the the idea here what

01:33:15.960 all i'm saying to you is is that no you're not you're not in construction is the reason you're not in

01:33:21.280 construction because there was some social barrier against it or is the reason you're not in

01:33:25.860 construction is because you you know you weigh like a hundred pounds and you ain't gonna get up

01:33:30.420 on a fucking roof and shingle a roof because you will literally die of a heat stroke in two hours

01:33:35.740 yeah well i yeah i feel like that's fair like me personally i'm not going to be doing that probably

01:33:40.700 but when i like i am i think we talked about this last time a little i don't know if you were

01:33:44.720 present when we were talking about it but david was brian why do i keep calling you david what's wrong

01:33:50.080 with me there's something clinically wrong with david too i'm not gonna lie okay anyway but um

01:33:54.820 one of the projects that me and my family ideally are working on and part of the reason i'm doing

01:33:59.720 drafting first things first instead of some of the other classes that i'm gonna have to take

01:34:03.360 is because we bought property just blank slate of land and we're gonna want to build something on it so

01:34:08.080 when we do start doing that we're probably not likely going to be hiring a lot of people to come

01:34:13.200 in so i will have my point my point is when you're talking about nature versus nurture

01:34:17.600 right the reason that we see even though there's no barrier to entry for these jobs for women

01:34:23.320 why do you think they're still going for the secretarial work why do you think they're still

01:34:27.060 going for the clerical work probably because of men like you who think that that's the spot that

01:34:30.660 they should be in who's forcing them to do it society how i don't know if it's forcing i don't

01:34:35.800 think that's the right word to use then how then i then i and then at that point it's preference

01:34:39.680 and you're right like i don't mean how how is society forcing women to do anything i don't think

01:34:44.340 that everyone's being forced technology social media instagram tiktok and well hold on how about

01:34:49.440 why don't you explain because you said or unless you were joking you said it's men like andrew that

01:34:54.740 are was it forcing women no no no no that that believe that there's certain spots and like places

01:35:01.340 in society that women should be like teaching and secretaries so even if even if what an insane

01:35:06.880 person i am no i don't know i was front line fighting forces of the united states it should be men

01:35:12.200 there killing our enemies and not women getting captured by that then you cannot use that as a

01:35:16.920 like as a oh gotcha women aren't in the military so women can't do xyz if you genuinely believe that

01:35:22.100 men are the only ones that should be doing that why because if you think that they're the only ones

01:35:26.020 and you can't be like oh well women don't fight in wars because you don't even want them to

01:35:28.860 they don't fight in them they're in support roles i just i just like that cannot be true

01:35:33.460 well it is true there's so many women in the military you're telling me none of them are on

01:35:39.960 the lines well so i mean men men need to have people really cook food and i didn't know the

01:35:45.120 more you know so no women are not allowed in frontline combat i did not know that's interesting

01:35:49.700 do you know is that like a is that has that been a forever thing or is that like no women actually

01:35:54.680 feminists have been trying to be down the door to uh get rid of this policy right and as it turns out

01:36:02.280 women don't want to go fight in wars what a shock everybody is so shocked by the fact that women

01:36:08.660 don't want to go pick up an m16 we also don't want to go to the front line that goes back to

01:36:13.580 nurture though it's like i feel like there's more of i guess a natural instinct for men to have to

01:36:20.260 take out their you know anger whatever in something like violence whereas women wouldn't always go to

01:36:26.780 violence as much as men do but it's they like psychological warfare man women are like we're up here

01:36:32.120 twisting your mind but isn't it interesting that if you could psychologically get a man to conduct

01:36:37.160 violence on your behalf that is still something that women like to watch is the the the exit of

01:36:42.400 the violence well then why why conduct it to begin with exactly because love and peace but you just

01:36:47.400 got done saying women do well i i wasn't sure i just i know that i've seen women in like military

01:36:52.480 uniforms so i was just like well what well yeah they're in support roles sure and uh but not in like

01:36:57.900 hand-on-hand well they're not supposed to be there have been women who have been in combat

01:37:02.040 right but it that wasn't supposed to be how it worked who said who's supposed to like you could

01:37:07.880 be a helicopter pilot in a support role who's a female pilot and crash land behind enemy lines now

01:37:12.700 you're in combat that can't happen but that's not and i can shingle roofs yeah that's not it's not

01:37:17.940 the intention like get do construction are you being serious like you think women are fighting

01:37:22.680 because they want to do construction like i don't know i just don't mean yeah i don't think

01:37:26.840 that i've met a single girl who's like physically wants to do any of those things it women just i

01:37:34.300 mean i'd go a step further and say can't yeah i mean we'd be struggling like for the same guy could

01:37:41.940 do it i had to build a table right i was on this tv show called fish tank but they literally so i got

01:37:47.740 punished one day for no reason i think the audience just wanted me to do it um every season someone has

01:37:52.600 to build a table and when i tell you like i almost had a mental breakdown i had to sit by myself they

01:37:57.600 gave me a saw and some nails and i'm like i don't know what the fuck to do like it's just just because

01:38:03.080 i don't want to do it like i don't think any any of those girls didn't want to do it the guy would

01:38:07.940 have been like oh sick i could build but you have to understand that that was because of the social

01:38:11.480 structures and the social the social engineering it was the social engineering from the evil patriarchy

01:38:17.520 but i'm saying women naturally aren't like because biologically they don't i don't think

01:38:22.840 biologically it's a combination i think of biological because they don't have any interest in it yeah

01:38:27.560 like look you can reduce the thing is is like if we had if we were in the case where

01:38:33.240 you couldn't go get a job at an oil rig right and there wouldn't be a million government incentives

01:38:39.180 to make sure that you were on an oil rig as rosie the riveter with flexing that muscle you know what

01:38:47.440 i mean pumping that oil and you can get that one shot at the camera and be like i did that it would

01:38:52.700 be a feminist fucking dream yeah okay they would love it they would adore it it would be a massive

01:38:57.580 photo op it would be great by the way they would love to have uh double the workforce because then

01:39:02.340 they could have the wages okay if they had 50 percent more applicants who were women than men i really

01:39:07.300 like your slippery slope fallacy you're doing right there's no slippery slope okay what i'm what's

01:39:11.720 the fallacy the slippery slope you're like well if then if women go down the oil rigs then there's

01:39:16.040 gonna be to have 50 percent of the workforce and then the wage is gonna go down slippery slope and

01:39:20.240 i'll explain why okay please okay so if you and i are both qualified for the same job okay and we both

01:39:26.480 go and we apply for that job the employer has more or less negotiating power than only if one of us

01:39:32.580 apply for that job sure does he have more or less more he has more negotiating power okay so that's

01:39:39.360 if any like two male so then if you're an oil rig operator right and women are capable of doing this

01:39:44.940 job just like men why wouldn't you want a ton of women to apply for this job even though it would

01:39:49.640 give you way more negotiating power of a wages wait i used i i was i'm a little bit confused did you

01:39:55.840 say between like if a male applicant and a female no just it wouldn't even matter if they're male or

01:40:00.500 female or two females or two males if two people apply for a job versus one does the employer have

01:40:05.900 more or less negotiating power more more so then that would mean that if you were the oil rig operator

01:40:13.300 you if women could do that job you would actually want a ton of them to apply because then they have

01:40:19.380 more negotiating power over the wages right i guess so then if that if that stands to reason

01:40:25.320 how in the world why would oil rig operators be suppressing women away from oil rig work i just

01:40:31.340 don't know if anybody really dreams of working on an oil rig men are male or women oh no no no

01:40:35.360 there's men who love that shit they live for it they're called roughnecks they love nothing more

01:40:41.180 than to go work on fucking oil rigs all day long every day they can't wait they dream of that shit

01:40:46.780 they're 16 years old and they're like i'm gonna be on an oil rig when i'm 19 baby and i'm gonna make that

01:40:51.040 living for us i'm not kidding their dad i want to build a table i want to build i want to build a

01:40:56.560 table libertariate donating two hundred dollars architecture equals construction knowing how to

01:41:06.520 draw a map that balances loads is different from actually building something that's like saying a

01:41:11.920 naval architect can weld a submarine it's true yes sort of but i also feel like that's a completely

01:41:18.540 different industry like not different industries are a different trade welding but also the ideally

01:41:24.360 ideally your architect knows how to build a house so it won't fall down so they have to have a pretty

01:41:28.720 darn good understanding can i ask you a question actually can i ask everyone a question is that okay

01:41:32.560 yeah no okay how many people here can lift over 150 pounds what does that have to do with anything

01:41:39.440 no it actually does oh wait a woman do not like 150 pounds like you know uh like what are those

01:41:47.060 binge pressing like whatever like you can lift it up well how many people here can buy yourself

01:41:55.100 here here this is better how many people here can just lift more than 75 pounds i for sure can

01:42:01.100 really i have to do my job i've picked up my boyfriend really yeah how much does he weigh okay

01:42:07.800 145 how much no no no he's more like 138 and how much do you weigh 120 oh wait wait 115 wait wait hang

01:42:17.100 on did you do the thing where you grab the midsection and then use your whole back to pull back with

01:42:21.780 leverage i use my knees you pick them up with your knees i i lift what you lift with your knees so you

01:42:27.480 don't fuck up your back yeah i get that but that doesn't that doesn't actually always increase your

01:42:32.100 lift power that's fair that's fair enough okay um but my point was none of you can work construction

01:42:39.260 then because you have to be able to lift a certain amount in order to can i answer your point because

01:42:44.320 literally imagine this right you're any of you put yourself in issues you want to wake up at five in

01:42:50.140 the morning you want to go be outside in the sun all day long for 15 up to 15 16 hour days lifting

01:42:57.720 things all day sweating literally you think that women naturally would ever naturally go to that

01:43:04.580 is it's harder for us there might be one weightlifter girl who would be like yeah that's cool but she's

01:43:10.300 not going to do that she's going to be these modern bras they can't hardly bring the iced tea to the

01:43:14.400 workers without going it's so hot out here literally like what the fuck you know what i mean

01:43:18.380 it's just insane this yellow jacket's so ugly you live two things you're like yeah i did that

01:43:27.020 did you guys see that i lifted it i mean if you were raised by like a single father and like your

01:43:32.520 father taught you how to do construction i'm sure it's not about knowing how to do it we can know

01:43:37.480 how to do it and not be strong enough to do it and my point is not that it can't happen we can't

01:43:41.820 pick you but we we can't physically be able to do the same things as a man where again it might take

01:43:47.180 us two hours to do the same thing a guy can do exactly because of our physical ability yeah but

01:43:53.040 that doesn't mean that you there's not like people there's not women that have those physical there

01:43:57.880 might be one just because you're incapable i don't know one single girl i don't in my whole life i

01:44:04.180 don't know one single girl who was like daddy my dad is construction by the way going on over here

01:44:09.520 you are way way more capable than i think or you think you you are way more capable of doing these

01:44:15.820 things than you actually are of doing these things says you i have i have fucking eyeballs

01:44:22.860 you weigh 90 pounds you're not getting on a roof and shaming it it's fucking crazy like i have

01:44:29.060 eyeballs how about we do this she's like look at me i did this crazy so this is what we're gonna do

01:44:35.680 this is what like lucy girl there look there's roofing companies in santa barbara i'm gonna maybe

01:44:40.680 they can reach out you're gonna apply me i'm gonna have you do a day with the roofing company

01:44:44.960 we're gonna film we're gonna film it okay how much am i getting paid for the same day okay then you

01:44:50.400 you have to challenge them to learn that's what i'm saying what makes you capable but can you lift

01:44:54.880 175 pounds andrew yes no are there yeah any uh yes i can company any roofing company owners in santa

01:45:03.340 barbara who yeah but i know but i'm not just talking about me i'm saying that there probably

01:45:06.920 are women who do want to do it yeah where probably i don't know very small nowhere just like i've

01:45:13.120 never heard of one woman again again here here it stands to reason if it was the case that women

01:45:18.820 were as capable of doing these jobs as men are right you claim no it's a show it's a social stigma

01:45:24.120 from a business owner's perspective if they get way more leverage in negotiating if they have more

01:45:30.100 applicants why the fuck wouldn't they want women who are just as capable to apply for those jobs

01:45:34.540 also sorry but like diversity hires probably because of stereotypes like they probably think

01:45:38.840 oh well they probably think what you think oh well this woman she's skinny she's might she might not

01:45:42.420 be able to like live she might not be able to get it they care about money i know but they don't

01:45:46.120 want to pay that same person more if they think that they're going to take longer to do things

01:45:49.100 by you applying they necessarily have the leverage to pay everybody less

01:45:52.760 they can necessarily pay everybody less so private chat yeah uh we have a message here

01:46:01.760 from lucas go ahead lucy goosey read this please look at the scandinavian countries the more they

01:46:06.300 tried to equalize stem professions through government policy the larger the job choice

01:46:10.700 chasm between men versus women by the way 97.2 percent of roofers in the u.s are men so there we go

01:46:16.860 that's not a hundred that's not a hundred that's not a hundred wait wait wait wait wait a minute

01:46:23.360 yeah how many of them are um women who are applying who are classified as women who are male at birth

01:46:33.620 i had a friend who did that i had a friend who did that i can't know that but we'll just grant for

01:46:40.960 you we'll just grant for you that there's some women who can do some of these jobs nobody's disputing

01:46:45.380 that and it was never in dispute nobody's disputing that there's not some women who can

01:46:51.100 pull up the image pull up the image uh wait a minute i'm only getting 77 as many carrots as you're

01:46:59.260 getting anti-femme comics guys on twitter w all right we have another chat here lucy goosey go ahead

01:47:09.640 read it lucy the plural of woman is woman woman is woman please don't trigger andrew i'm sorry if

01:47:16.580 my accent isn't good enough for you he's very sensitive also esl is rough english as a second

01:47:23.220 language is uh libertariat do appreciate it also sometimes what they'll do with these like

01:47:29.700 construction stats is like the woman is the accountant for the construction company but you're

01:47:36.560 just assuming that no no we've i'm saying in the stats oh he's a professional guys that is the

01:47:42.920 case well i mean would you like to see the stats no i don't want to talk about this anymore

01:47:47.480 now now suddenly when you're going to just date it no i'm gonna we're gonna roof this birdhouse

01:47:53.800 tomorrow okay and then we'll talk and then i will concede if i need to like a woman oh do you want

01:47:59.380 me to go dude what is your freaking problem yeah that would be even better let's just go do roofing

01:48:03.880 that was his idea why are you guys making fun of me hello no no if lucy should do roofing then you

01:48:15.540 should be able to take care of like a baby for like oh no a man who's taking care of multiple babies

01:48:21.720 is not going to be able to take care of a baby oh well but like there's a lot of men out there that

01:48:26.300 don't really raise children wait what they can't yes you're right i think they can't say woman i think

01:48:31.960 that you guys are just you for one day for one day i'll have to take care of a baby instead of

01:48:36.600 or my entire adult life i know i mean try it just try it for a day can you know

01:48:41.760 i have many children i have many children and were you there in their lives yes i'm having so much

01:48:51.040 were you participating with your wife 50 50 like taking care of them changing the diapers taking

01:48:55.880 them to school no no no first of all back up now when you say 50 50 when you're talking about the

01:49:01.400 health and welfare of the kid no of course she has a different role than i do does that mean i can't

01:49:06.400 take care of a baby of course not so you wait so you you can't you can't take care of a baby

01:49:13.300 i just said i can easy you can take care of a baby yes okay and so lucy can roof yeah let's find

01:49:19.400 out how good lucy does who said i could take care of a baby first of all let's backtrack

01:49:23.940 do not leave a baby in my possession i'm not it's gonna cry i'm gonna get that it's not

01:49:28.760 okay throw a baby in the trash can we have a first reaction to get to uh let's do the uh russia

01:49:35.880 versus usa video america versus one sec guys we're getting this pulled up thank you for uh was there

01:49:45.000 another one no we're good uh okay uh go ahead play it america versus russia asking men if they

01:49:53.020 would provide for their woman well just depends you know number one why would i what what is she

01:50:01.440 doing while i'm working you know it it's kind of like each relationship now is a 50 50.

01:50:08.800 if it's my wife then yes because i'm multiply responsible for her if it's a wife it's about

01:50:19.420 family and children and ideally she should dedicate 100 of her time to raising them well i mean i would

01:50:26.340 want it to be 50 50. that's the current situation basically if she doesn't feel like working if she

01:50:33.160 doesn't feel like self-actualizing and she's comfortable being provided for then why not i

01:50:37.340 can afford it would um i would probably inspire her to work just so i can see that there is a motive

01:50:42.900 going in her future i'm happy with mine i live with my girlfriend and i provide for her

01:50:48.200 she has to carry out other things and the man always provides for her okay hey um so your guys is

01:50:56.120 so that's comparing you know the russian men versus the usa men your reaction go ahead

01:51:00.820 i mean um like i mean it's it's different societies the russia versus the u.s is completely

01:51:09.320 yeah do you think uh american men should be more like russian men well i think it's just different i

01:51:14.000 think there's a lot women have a lot more um i guess like i want to say freedoms i feel like to do

01:51:20.180 things that they're passionate about but it's interesting because i feel like there's a weird like there's a

01:51:25.680 standard for women here but at the same time there's like those same guys are saying well it

01:51:29.700 should be 50 50 but they also probably expect that woman to like cook clean raise kids but i don't know

01:51:36.340 i feel like in russia it's just different the the woman over there they don't they're not like

01:51:40.380 probably gonna have the same opinion as me where they want to be in that role like it was kind of

01:51:44.760 like how we were talking about last time i was like hey man if you want to be a traditional wife

01:51:47.800 that is so your prerogative but i don't want to do that so i guess in the u.s it's just different

01:51:53.100 there's a little bit more opportunity to not follow a traditional role sure what about you

01:51:58.160 your reaction um i feel like it's kind of disappointing because like i have dated guys

01:52:03.520 that expect you to do everything uh and and work i've had to cook clean and work uh while also

01:52:12.700 expected to be in a good mood 24 7 um and so it's disappointing because like society in america has

01:52:18.960 changed we it used to be a little different now no one's getting married and for the women who do

01:52:23.680 want that it sucks because yeah i would want a man i date to at least want to try to provide for me

01:52:28.960 i feel like with um trying to ideally make the pathway to owning a house and having a stable life

01:52:41.140 and family it's really challenging to do that and i don't want to be like in this economy but um in

01:52:48.720 this economy i feel like it's um hard for it to really be only one person working do i think it's

01:52:56.260 a hard balance to navigate because like i have days where i work my nine to five and then i come home and

01:53:03.980 i'm super tired but i love a cute lady to cook me up a meal and just eat it and call it a day yes i

01:53:11.520 would love that but um i like take on those challenges in my own life and um i feel like it's

01:53:19.740 just a really hard balancing act in the sense of balancing it out in my life i feel like i would like

01:53:27.400 to be more of the home body in a way but do i think that's like possible in my life and how people

01:53:37.060 view things no okay um i think this is where it's hard because like as you said like it's different

01:53:44.640 societies right they're completely different countries so they have different standards for

01:53:49.320 certain things um but i do think that the the russian mentality was um actually kind of interesting

01:53:56.100 because um i feel like that used to be like how america was was like the man provides and like

01:54:03.700 he's the macho and the woman you know does the cooking and cleaning and my nail just broke off and

01:54:08.820 my um uh but i think that uh i don't know i feel like we should kind of adopt a little bit more of that

01:54:19.660 maybe not go fully to that extent but like it doesn't have to be like fully 50 50 if that makes

01:54:28.340 sense like as the like i don't know i don't know i don't know where i'm going with this but i feel

01:54:32.880 like i don't know i'm not making any sense i would 100 stay home and cook and clean and stay like take

01:54:41.780 care of the kids if like my life was paid for would you quit only fans yeah if he was like rich rich

01:54:49.920 what is rich rich like money baby six figs if he makes like seven figures a year then yeah i'd quit

01:54:58.040 seven figures a year i mean what if he makes half a mil then like no i wouldn't quit that's 500 000

01:55:07.000 don't it's like top one percent well good for him but i mean like i'm not quitting because like

01:55:14.020 i'm also making money like when we have kids and y'all quit but not right now 500 000 you don't need

01:55:20.460 to work i don't care what city you're in okay all right i think the u.s men are disappointing um for

01:55:28.980 the simple fact i actually am married to european so i um know that they actually do provide and

01:55:37.920 they're like very sweet um and they always like i don't i don't really do much so i like stay home

01:55:44.500 and i do have like a part-time job or whatever but i know that my man like he provides all the way and

01:55:49.500 he makes sure that i'm like good with an american man it's just i feel like they have a lazy mentality

01:55:55.920 and a european or yeah european man they have like a like a hard work hard working mentality so

01:56:03.860 wait so um do you have kids i don't have any kids you're married though right yeah you're gonna have

01:56:10.240 kids soon or i want to i i want to have kids but i don't know not in this society not in this economy

01:56:15.720 nor society does your you're married though your does your husband want kids that's up for debate

01:56:20.660 what do you mean you guys are married what do you mean it's up for debate it's it's the simple

01:56:25.420 fact of the matter is it's like i don't want to raise my children in this type of society the way

01:56:30.420 that does he want he wants kids and you married him just he married you despite your unlawing about it

01:56:39.380 and i told him and i asked him i said do you mind if we don't have children and he's he's so so about

01:56:48.280 it but we are open to adopting what in this society wait what that makes no sense why would

01:56:53.500 you why would you be unwilling to have biological kids but be open to adopting if the problem is

01:56:57.940 society okay well for example she is adopted yeah i'm sorry to point you out so but there's a lot of

01:57:06.700 children like out in this world that don't have homes regardless of the situation okay don't have

01:57:12.420 families adoption waiting lists are mile long if there's a 100 100 of children who get put up for

01:57:19.140 adoption at birth are adopted 100 of them do it through foster care yeah okay so you're going to

01:57:24.140 take on fosterlings yeah but why not have biological kids because i to add okay so to add more children

01:57:30.820 into this already overly populated world the world's becoming underpopulated and underpopulated

01:57:36.640 really as of like this year or like in the last couple of years because honey people be popping

01:57:42.760 kids left and right so our birth rate pandemic our birth rate our birth rate's at 1.6 it's been

01:57:48.360 dropping like a rock since 1800 if you look at they banned abortion if you look at it globally if you

01:57:53.320 look at it globally this is the case in all western nations north korea is at uh i think now it's it's

01:57:58.720 at point uh 80 i think or even lower 0.70 so it's not even one child per family anymore which means

01:58:05.960 they're going to go extinct as a people group literally extinct okay but what but when you look

01:58:11.180 at this when you look at society and when you look at like what's going on in the world and you see

01:58:16.100 all the negative stuff that is happening what me what negative stuff well there's wars going on there

01:58:22.100 wasn't wars before when there was less population but the thing about it is it's just like to i we all

01:58:28.500 grew up learning like for me like i can't handle putting a child through this world that is already

01:58:35.180 corrupt and evil as it is it's it's almost like selfish to me in a way to be isn't that the

01:58:41.820 opposite like wouldn't the idea that if the world is corrupt that if you have children and still good

01:58:46.980 values in them you're doing the opposite of what's corrupt if i have children we're moving into the

01:58:51.360 woods and no one's going to know where we're going no one's going to know anything about us

01:58:55.200 yeah but wouldn't that be a positive to society to disappear no no no positive to society to raise

01:59:01.680 the next generation right to be but you have to think about it like the children now that are going

01:59:07.640 to schools especially on tiktok i've heard like teachers talk about don't send them to school

01:59:12.120 but here's the thing i've heard teachers talk about their children's how their children are reading at

01:59:16.980 like a for first grade level and how the like reading and mathematical skills are just dropping

01:59:23.700 i mean i even asked like a family member like do you do you know how to like multiply and they don't

01:59:30.860 even know how to multiply or do addition or they don't even know how to read because obviously we have

01:59:34.640 our phones and things of that nature i don't want to bring children into this world where technology

01:59:39.180 becomes their everything if that makes any sense i would rather put my children like why i don't

01:59:45.460 understand this at all you can govern all of that with your children yeah but then it's like i want

01:59:51.880 them to live life and then how how are they going to live life like if i if i shelter them too much

01:59:58.220 then they're going to go out and want to uh go out into the world very sporadic and spiral and do this

02:00:03.840 and do that and and um get into get into bad situations and i don't want that for a child because i i've

02:00:11.460 grown up in an environment where i've done sporadic and spirally things and you wish your parents hadn't

02:00:17.160 had you no i just wish that i wish they would have raised me right and that's what i'm that's all i'm

02:00:22.240 asking to you i you just are afraid you can't raise kids right or what that's you for you're afraid you

02:00:27.220 can't i'm afraid that i can't because of the so you kill your husband's dream of children because

02:00:31.760 you're afraid that you're not going to be a good mom i yes that's fucking awful like that's fucking

02:00:36.700 awful why would you do that to him he can't have another wife to have kids with but we can adopt

02:00:42.480 yeah but that's not the same as having your own child you can you you're replicating your dna like

02:00:48.720 do you realize that for a man for instance right no nothing more that'll ever give him the sense of

02:00:54.340 pride like having a son especially a son who's accomplishing things or the or or you didn't let me

02:01:01.180 finish or uh what they get uh in in exchange for having a daughter as well so so the thing is is

02:01:09.400 like there's a distinction here to be made between well honey you know why don't we just go adopt this

02:01:14.520 other he's like why don't you give me a fucking kid but the thing about it is it's like i don't i

02:01:19.800 want one i don't want to go through labor oh there we go that's what i thought it really was you just

02:01:24.700 didn't want to yeah because it'll damage your body right well no i don't want i just don't i'd rather

02:01:30.700 not have children in this lifetime i'm not saying that hopefully you know in more lifetimes to come

02:01:38.760 i want to be able to at least give my children the best life that they can possibly have how many

02:01:45.020 wives does your husband get well i mean men get men get multiple wives every day like do they

02:01:50.900 divorce their woman and they remarry so you're you're planning on getting a divorce with your

02:01:55.380 husband i'm not planning on getting a divorce with my husband then the assumption here is you're

02:01:58.480 going to be married forever well the ideal is to get be married forever okay so if that's the

02:02:03.100 assumption you're going to be married forever who else can he have children with well i mean he could

02:02:08.980 just put his eggs in i mean his sperm in a cup and put in the freezer and then if i decide i want to

02:02:13.800 have children i will yeah but what about surrogate but what about him could be what about him though

02:02:19.140 not talking about you now not talking about everything that princess you want so talking about

02:02:23.540 what about the king what does the king get here does the king get to have a progeny does he get

02:02:28.320 to have that does he get to have the prince with an adoptive child he'll still have a kid of his

02:02:34.840 not of his own you know biologically the only thing you can give him yeah but that's the only thing i

02:02:42.580 can give him as a woman i could give that's the only unique thing that you can bring to the table

02:02:47.300 as a woman that he could what else could he what what else is unique that you would bring to the

02:02:50.920 table as a woman i think my nurturing spirit um what are you nurturing you don't want kids

02:02:55.940 what are you what the hell are you nurturing him and like treat him like as a king and i am as a

02:03:02.560 queen um i don't to to say why couldn't he get a baron woman do the exact same thing but that i mean

02:03:09.580 baron or no baron regardless of the situation a woman is still a woman a woman is still nurturing

02:03:14.520 regardless of the situation yeah and they get a lot out of that they get money they get resources

02:03:18.560 they get affection themselves the birth rate during the great depression was 2.1 children

02:03:25.580 per woman the current birth rate is below that and women still refuse to have kids due to economic

02:03:31.480 issues make it make sense yeah i can well i can actually explain why that happened but we don't

02:03:36.500 even need to dive into it i'd just like to finish this real quick this exchange so your husband wants

02:03:41.840 kids your husband has the expectation he's only going to ever have one wife and his one wife is

02:03:47.580 refusing to have children so tell me how is this a fair deal for your husband well we both agreed

02:03:54.360 that if i don't want to have children or we don't want to have children we can adopt that's our agreement

02:03:59.520 that's our that's like not an ultimatum or whatever but it's okay i before i even met my partner i've

02:04:08.240 always wanted to adopt i never truly wanted to have children of my own how many how many kids you want

02:04:12.960 i want to adopt five okay so why can't you give him three and adopt two three children or give him

02:04:18.720 one can you give him one one that's actually his he can but the thing about it is it's like you like

02:04:25.180 regardless of the situation there's so many kids out there that need homes including the ones he wants

02:04:30.740 well well he doesn't he doesn't know that yet because we don't have he does no way he said he wants

02:04:35.560 him he well yeah but he could have kids adopted or biological it's just well i can't have them

02:04:41.080 biological without your participation oh then sucks the sucks i guess you're gonna bury me for the rest

02:04:46.820 of your life i don't know what else to say besides i want you don't think that that's mildly horrible

02:04:50.760 i don't i don't i mean if my if he if the tables were returned and he was like okay i don't want to

02:04:57.180 have children that would be horrible too i would respect that yeah but that would still be horrible

02:05:01.740 too if you so think about it if you if you were to think how unfair this would be woman says okay

02:05:06.440 i have this small window my 20s to my early 30s to have healthy children okay that's my window

02:05:12.200 right i get married young to this guy 25 and he's like oh you know what i don't really want to have

02:05:17.620 kids you're like but wait my biological clock is ticking that's what i want more than anything is

02:05:23.100 children i want children and you're not going to give them to me and he's like nah baby we're just

02:05:26.780 gonna adopt you'd be like what the fuck right they'd be like what the fuck i mean the thing

02:05:32.420 about it is is like you we don't really know like when's the like limit for women to like

02:05:37.820 stop having children because yeah we kind of we do we do now 30 to 35 usually yeah oh that and by

02:05:45.520 the way that's really not an optimal age group because it does so much damage really late you

02:05:50.100 know what's really funny is like like you said earlier like i don't want to go through labor

02:05:53.660 the most hilarious thing to me is that women say i'm going to wait till i'm 30 to have start

02:05:58.080 having children when it does the most amount of damage to their body that's that's like that's

02:06:03.540 like hilariously backwards to me i'm like you want to wait until you're in your 30s when it's going to

02:06:08.960 do the worst possible amounts of damage to your body rather than in your 20s where you can literally

02:06:14.000 be back at work the next day that's how easy it is on women's bodies they're back at work the next day

02:06:20.640 it's not even a problem they're designed to have children like they're designed not to get wrecked

02:06:25.820 in their 20s having kids yeah but the thing about it is your 20s are are for you to discover who you

02:06:30.380 are and what you want to do in life it shouldn't be like oh let's let's get says who you just made

02:06:35.360 that shit up who said that their 20s are your discovery years your 20s are your family years

02:06:40.320 that's when you start your families yes i've heard that like my my father always told me like

02:06:46.200 wait until you're 30 well your dad was wrong because you're going to wreck your body worse

02:06:50.080 at 30 than at 20 22 because i've been exercising and getting myself together but i that won't make

02:06:55.880 you skinny elasticity when you well it doesn't matter how much you actually you're i mean y'all

02:07:01.400 don't know my body i i know my body so i'm just saying like i personally wouldn't want to have kids

02:07:07.780 in this society okay i do need to i do need to thank bender the offender for his tts that came

02:07:13.600 through i don't know if you're still uh watching bender but uh thank you for the tts it was uh

02:07:18.080 it was a good one we have lucas here with his message if you can read it lucy come on now literally

02:07:24.260 drove through a highway construction zone today three dudes with jack hammers one dude operating a

02:07:29.380 crane and two other dudes loading pipes and one dopey chick reading waving a red caution flag yeah they

02:07:36.640 do hold stop signs i've seen that it's an important job you know you gotta wear the stop sign

02:07:41.440 enough they held a sign for like six hours of course a robot will put them out of business

02:07:46.820 a second we can figure out how to make one you know just pop a stop sign up every you know sequentially

02:07:51.160 here and there yeah see that's what ai should be used for not generating woman with three boobs

02:07:56.740 uh going to you guys the russia versus u.s reaction video your reaction um dang i forgot you guys were

02:08:06.660 like going and i just like then i started thinking about like what you guys were talking about and

02:08:10.620 then like my thought um i think it it should be oh it was what you said about the europeans i agree

02:08:18.420 with that because most of my sugar daddies are european they weren't born here they don't live here

02:08:24.160 so i get that but i don't think like a man a man can't be um a hundred percent you know financially

02:08:33.540 providing for a woman um if he's not making enough which you know it can be hard with you know how we

02:08:40.620 live today like i live in san diego like the house down payment is a hundred thousand but not even is

02:08:47.420 like barely bare minimum so i think like i have to work too you know i wouldn't work as much as the

02:08:53.900 man though but i would still work your reaction my reaction um honestly i kind of i don't know i

02:09:04.160 kind of like working so like that wouldn't really matter to me i don't know i don't i like doing it

02:09:09.740 50 50 like you're fine with 50 50 yeah okay we have another chat here from meet the kaiser thank you so

02:09:16.520 much man by the way uh let's get w's in the chat for bender the offender w's in the chat for libertariat

02:09:21.280 also lucas and meet the kaiser uh go ahead lucy all right brian and andrew argue with me the u.s

02:09:28.580 russian video it's easy to interview 50 u.s men upload the 10 that simped and then upload the russians

02:09:33.300 that didn't aren't videos like this misleading yeah that's actually a good point um it seemed

02:09:40.360 very selectively edited and in addition to that kaiser one of the other considerations is

02:09:45.300 uh even let's say all the 50 men in the u.s and all the 50 men in russia uh the russian men gave

02:09:52.020 answers similar to the other russian men the u.s men gave an answer the 50 50 answer uh they could

02:09:57.540 have also like kind of there could have been some sort of bias when selecting who they go and approach

02:10:02.240 like one of those dudes sounded gay and then they so they picked like kind of more feminine or like

02:10:08.040 the the whereas in the russian one they maybe picked more like uh masculine looking men that

02:10:14.340 could have been another bias in the thing but that is a good point they just simply like pick they

02:10:18.920 they're going with the narrative they were picking and choosing there's probably u.s men that you could

02:10:23.720 interview although i think it would be fair to say that russian men probably fall more in line with

02:10:27.840 traditional uh gender roles than than the reverse also it could have been staged actors who knows but

02:10:33.300 i mean just taking it face value um that's kind of where we were going with it but uh do you have

02:10:39.300 anything on that andrew or i mean no it's a it's a fine point it easily could have been uh selected

02:10:46.360 that way there was this um in fact i saw a video it was a uk company did this where they were basically

02:10:52.680 trying to make americans sound stupid where they would ask them basic questions about american history

02:10:56.820 they couldn't answer things like this and so a different american team went over to the uk did the exact

02:11:01.780 same thing back to them it turns out that they're just as retarded basically right so um so i mean

02:11:07.880 it's a good point yeah and we have one more that just came through so we'll get that one from lucas

02:11:13.660 w's in the chat for lucas guys thank you so much lucas holy solipsis solipsism go ahead thank you

02:11:19.460 holy solipsism the most fundamental biological imperative since time immemorial is to pass on his dna

02:11:25.160 not someone else's and yet she wants him to relinquish suppress his most basic human imperative

02:11:30.200 thank you lucas do you have a response to that um first and foremost i want to say uh

02:11:36.020 i don't think i am relinquishing anything from him because we did speak about this and um

02:11:42.840 i don't really think dna matters that much i mean i i i'm the question is are you talking about like

02:11:50.380 dna as in legacy or dna as just like you're saying it's a biological imperative that people have to pass

02:11:56.000 on their dna it's just like every everything that exists that's biological that's alive

02:12:00.440 it has a biological imperative passes dna on okay i have a question did he propose to you yeah did he

02:12:08.080 already know your stance on children when he proposed yeah there you go yeah yeah i mean i guess if he

02:12:15.240 accepted it then i mean if he if he's if he knows what's going on and that's on him if he

02:12:21.720 you guys we live in a live in a scary world at least to me it's scary because i don't like i said i don't

02:12:27.980 want to raise children in this environment and if i do have children i'm not going to you know i will

02:12:33.240 raise that child but just in the forest or something i mean isn't that a greater wouldn't that be a greater

02:12:39.200 call to action like society is so fucked up uh and like you you bring more children into the world to

02:12:46.660 fix it right isn't that the call to action that should be but then i mean i'm not gonna you girls

02:12:53.960 are so beautiful and you guys are gorgeous but like to hear that your stories and to be like okay i want

02:12:59.840 to have daughters and then i don't know if my daughter's gonna come out like at 12 o'clock at night

02:13:04.060 and rebel against me or something like that like that's what i fear and then my girls having ofs

02:13:09.000 like i i don't i don't that's something that's scary to me if that makes sense well life is risk

02:13:13.360 yeah but like it's just not that risk i want to take i want to be a good parent but like like i said

02:13:20.140 can i add to that i feel like there like there is definitely a fear when it comes to like reproducing

02:13:25.640 but i think that's kind of part of the rewarding aspect of it of having children is that you get to

02:13:29.940 lead them in a direction that you think is um like you know important and imperative to you and

02:13:35.180 what your opinion is on that but you know as like as people always say like life isn't fair

02:13:41.020 and you don't know what's going to happen to you all you can do is control what you have control over

02:13:45.820 so if you raise your kids a certain way then they won't rebel against you that i mean like you

02:13:50.940 obviously every human person is their own person but i almost feel like you have more of a risk of

02:13:55.380 that when adopting a child because you don't know what their biological tendencies are what their

02:14:00.220 genetics are when it's your own kid you at least know what to expect like i'm almost done but like

02:14:04.720 with me i suffer from a few mental illnesses just like anxiety depression if i have a kid i know that

02:14:10.020 there's a risk that my kid will also suffer from that however i can approach that with them and say

02:14:14.360 hey kiddo like you might go through something like this but i'm there for you because i understand

02:14:18.120 you because i am you at the end of the day you know i can do that with an adoptive child as well

02:14:22.700 who's going through a lot of traumatic experience um who here wants kids show fans in the future

02:14:29.620 or now don't want kids don't want kids don't want kids don't want kids okay um and then this is for

02:14:38.600 all of you even though those of you who don't don't want kids if you knew that your daughter was

02:14:43.920 going to turn out just like you would you want to have kids yeah yes no okay

02:14:52.520 fuck no oh yes you wait yes oh wait like me but like not my life so because you well you said

02:15:00.760 you don't want to have kids yeah but if she turns out just like you then yes you would because her

02:15:07.200 whole argument was essentially uh if my child turns out to be a fuck up i would regret it so that's one

02:15:14.320 of the reasons i don't want to have kids but if your child turned out to be end up just like you

02:15:19.280 would that change your mind or no no okay continue oh i would i don't know like i'm not planning to

02:15:26.140 have kids but like if i had a daughter and she ended up like me i'd be pretty happy like okay all

02:15:31.040 right yeah all right yes okay huh that's interesting all right uh what's up i wanted to say with like

02:15:43.640 the idea of 50 50 did you know that men are more likely to cheat on their wives when it's more of

02:15:50.220 a 50 50 dynamic and with that i feel like that could perpetuate male loneliness so in a sense like

02:15:59.600 sticking to the traditional 100 breadwinner and and chilling home like what do you guys think about

02:16:08.840 that it makes me kind of sad for men but i would like to also like work as well in a sense wait so

02:16:17.560 okay 50 50 infidelity greater in men i mean it probably is greater in women too

02:16:21.820 now you're saying she's saying in if if it's a 50 50 relationship they're more likely to cheat as

02:16:28.560 opposed to if it's not yes that's just men men are more likely to cheat but the women would be more

02:16:34.560 likely it just wouldn't matter though if the idea here is just if you were to have a dynamic where

02:16:40.740 it was not 50 50 and it was more traditional with the man working the likelihood decreases of him

02:16:45.900 cheating that's that's it even if even if the woman it uh it increased the likelihood of her cheating

02:16:51.960 at 50 50 it wouldn't really matter to the stat right okay was there a question or i was just

02:16:57.420 wondering what my pure ladies think about that i hadn't i hadn't heard that stat before so i haven't

02:17:04.520 i haven't dove into it it would kind of make sense i think um i mean if the male is like not in a

02:17:11.780 position where he can feel like you know he's top dog and he's the fucking alpha or whatever um

02:17:16.880 you know uh i guess that might make him feel inferior and maybe he needs to go you know

02:17:23.320 cheat in order to feel better about himself i i don't know that's from the male side i don't know

02:17:28.900 from the female side uh it's just fulfillment yeah it's the idea of opposition donated two hundred

02:17:35.940 dollars chair six let's see if you're full of it or not i dare you to call your husband right now

02:17:43.080 on speaker tell him you changed your mind and want to have kids after all let's see how he responds

02:17:49.940 he is he's european so the most thing he'll say is okay that's all he that's all the response

02:17:57.120 you're gonna get out of him is he german or he's polish okay polish is he here in santa barbara

02:18:05.600 no we both live in chicago okay uh i mean we can't really do that absent for getting like

02:18:14.300 it's technically wiretapping of course he's polish we would need to get permission or

02:18:19.580 what is what is what is that supposed to mean there's there's a series of jokes

02:18:25.280 that start with what did the blank blank you know what i mean i'm just saying just saying

02:18:33.940 okay i want to i want to hear those jokes after the podcast okay how do you get a one-armed

02:18:38.160 pollock out of a tree you wave to him there you go that's what you didn't what

02:18:44.920 you you wave to him yeah oh that's i've never heard of that joke before no no whole series of

02:18:53.260 pollock jokes you didn't know that no i didn't all right damien we're gonna get do our next reaction

02:18:57.040 here uh so there is a famous actor uh can you pull up what's his name i already forgot his name

02:19:06.160 is it anthony anthony aaron taylor aaron taylor johnson taylor johnson oh he's so fine react

02:19:18.120 please the whatever the first one is you're gonna need to hide the oh uh put this higher

02:19:29.160 no the video of us put it higher

02:19:33.320 sorry guys okay scroll down just a teeny bit you push it nope nope nope nope nope nope up up up up

02:19:44.660 do you remember the instructions on this it was the no scroll down it was the relationship status

02:19:53.020 i need just the first three sentences visible

02:19:55.580 hey do you need to push it down one more but you no no go up go up go up

02:20:04.560 the there's little

02:20:06.680 there's little arrows on on the side for the that that'll let you control it the little arrows

02:20:15.500 at the very bottom of the scroll thing i showed this to you before there's a you're right there

02:20:24.240 you're literally like an inch away

02:20:25.900 just tell him to press down one at a time right of the screen there is a scroll there's a scroll bar

02:20:34.700 well yeah but at the very bottom there's oh my god i'm sorry

02:20:39.340 he's just talking about the two-way arrows on the scroll bar

02:20:43.480 yeah at the very bottom

02:20:46.680 i'm sorry

02:20:46.800 i wouldn't open this before the show

02:20:49.440 there you go

02:20:50.480 keep going you gotta can you get it there please

02:20:54.240 yeah

02:20:55.340 just the three the top three sentences dude

02:20:58.400 up up up up up there no

02:21:02.080 one more down just one more down

02:21:04.000 there you go all right after johnson met

02:21:06.320 filmmaker sam taylor wood in 2009 on set of their film nowhere boy when he was 18

02:21:11.120 and she was 42 the two began dating and were married in the chapel at babington house

02:21:15.820 uh they changed both their surnames blah blah blah two dollar two daughters he's a stepfather to sam's

02:21:22.260 two daughters from her previous marriage uh when he was 18 so they met when he was 18 and she was 42

02:21:29.360 also i believe she was like the director of some film he was an actor on set power power dynamic

02:21:34.740 uh let's see the next tab over

02:21:37.480 all right this is aaron taylor johnson next

02:21:40.740 next he's next next

02:21:43.740 uh okay

02:21:44.820 so this is i think when he was a bit younger this is his

02:21:48.120 i don't know if they were just dating at this point maybe they were married

02:21:51.020 next

02:21:51.620 that's the wife scroll uh okay

02:21:54.300 next

02:21:55.180 all right

02:21:57.320 next

02:21:58.920 next

02:22:01.160 next

02:22:01.920 next

02:22:02.600 next

02:22:03.920 next

02:22:04.320 okay

02:22:04.660 uh is there one more or is that

02:22:08.600 next i guess

02:22:11.680 oh yeah

02:22:13.020 oh yeah it's a tattoo of her name her name is sam

02:22:15.360 i'm pretty here now that we're out of f11 you can check is that the last one

02:22:19.660 okay

02:22:20.520 uh so

02:22:22.600 uh what do you guys think you think uh i mean so she met him 42 he was 18 i believe the articles

02:22:28.520 uh

02:22:29.260 yeah 18

02:22:30.400 you guys think uh what do you guys think fair game or

02:22:34.220 fair game i mean he seems happy question mark question mark question mark but there was i do know there was a whole like movement on the internet that was like hashtag free aaron taylor johnson but he seems happy i do think it's weird though that her eldest daughter is only four years younger than mr aaron taylor johnson

02:22:50.900 that was a little weird okay your reaction uh i don't know i mean

02:22:58.680 i don't know

02:23:01.520 uh

02:23:03.360 it's that's their life and as long as he's happy

02:23:07.600 in this situation i mean

02:23:09.480 and he doesn't feel like he was groomed

02:23:11.600 then

02:23:12.480 you know

02:23:13.220 you know but if he was groomed and

02:23:14.820 maybe

02:23:15.580 she was talking to him before he was 18

02:23:17.560 then i would

02:23:18.180 that's what i had heard

02:23:19.220 think that that would be more of a problem

02:23:21.320 i feel like

02:23:23.920 like

02:23:25.620 i graduated high school when i was 17 and not 18

02:23:29.020 but when

02:23:30.720 i feel like i've grown a lot since those years

02:23:34.460 and to be freshly out of high school in theory

02:23:37.840 if he were 18 like that that is really

02:23:40.240 discomforting to me

02:23:41.840 and i

02:23:43.280 guess it's legal

02:23:45.220 but myself i don't like to

02:23:48.040 see that

02:23:49.000 um i think it really depends on the dynamic

02:23:53.240 i mean i

02:23:54.360 obviously my boyfriend's way older than me

02:23:57.120 so i can't really be against this in any fashion

02:24:00.600 um

02:24:01.860 but i mean as long as she's not like

02:24:04.880 abusing him or anything like that

02:24:07.360 i think it's fine and they're both consenting

02:24:10.200 what's your age gap relationship

02:24:11.640 um i'm 20 and my boyfriend's 39

02:24:14.900 okay so 19 years

02:24:16.300 yeah

02:24:16.860 okay

02:24:17.200 your reaction

02:24:18.500 oh i think it's weird

02:24:20.020 because like

02:24:20.600 when i'm like 43

02:24:22.020 or however old she was

02:24:23.340 like i don't think i could look at an 18 year old

02:24:25.760 and be like

02:24:26.220 oh my gosh

02:24:27.340 let me get married to him

02:24:28.860 why

02:24:29.360 unless he looks like

02:24:30.860 Aaron Taylor Johnson

02:24:31.800 he's fine

02:24:34.320 i don't know

02:24:36.140 it's all drinking water that man

02:24:37.600 because like they're just so immature

02:24:39.780 and like all of that

02:24:41.000 and it's just like

02:24:42.320 you're like a child

02:24:43.460 like nothing wrong with it

02:24:44.760 like go do you

02:24:45.700 but like it's just not something i would do

02:24:47.300 um i'm neutral

02:24:51.020 because like

02:24:51.660 i get your point

02:24:53.180 but i also get that

02:24:54.560 they're both like

02:24:55.820 he's 18

02:24:56.380 so like

02:24:57.060 he could do whatever he want

02:24:58.580 practically

02:24:59.120 type of do ordeal

02:24:59.980 okay

02:25:01.360 i mean

02:25:03.220 got with the 70 year olds

02:25:05.320 my reaction

02:25:12.180 i think that

02:25:13.420 he's 18

02:25:15.180 so he can do whatever

02:25:16.200 now let's just switch it

02:25:17.840 sure

02:25:18.300 let's go ahead and switch it

02:25:19.700 uh 42 year old

02:25:21.160 male

02:25:21.640 dating a 18 year old woman

02:25:23.060 you guys

02:25:23.540 cool with it too

02:25:24.840 i mean i

02:25:27.520 like i said

02:25:28.080 if i'm not going to judge

02:25:29.060 one way

02:25:29.800 that the age gap

02:25:30.520 like if i'm not going to judge

02:25:31.420 an older woman

02:25:31.960 then i guess

02:25:32.440 i mean frankly

02:25:33.180 i kind of do judge her

02:25:34.060 a little bit

02:25:34.580 because like she said

02:25:35.720 like i would not

02:25:36.500 if i'm 42 years old

02:25:37.600 i would not

02:25:37.920 yeah yeah sure

02:25:39.000 you might not

02:25:39.400 like you personally

02:25:40.900 wouldn't want to be

02:25:41.520 a young person

02:25:42.780 but

02:25:43.120 but you don't blame her though

02:25:44.260 right

02:25:44.520 yeah

02:25:44.980 like if you were her age

02:25:46.260 right

02:25:47.100 and you were with that guy

02:25:48.300 that you found sexy as hell

02:25:49.740 for real

02:25:50.280 if you could pull that

02:25:51.180 seriously

02:25:51.560 and also if i looked that good

02:25:53.420 so what would change at 42

02:25:54.400 that would make you less desirous

02:25:55.800 of how that guy looked

02:25:56.560 well i don't know

02:25:57.300 but that's actually interesting

02:25:58.300 that you say that

02:25:58.880 i think that there's definitely

02:26:00.200 like attraction levels

02:26:00.900 i don't know if you guys

02:26:01.760 have seen this

02:26:02.440 um it's like a

02:26:03.500 i guess it's a statistic

02:26:04.780 it's a graph

02:26:05.700 and it was like the ages

02:26:07.220 that women find attractive

02:26:08.960 as they get older

02:26:09.820 yeah

02:26:10.540 women

02:26:11.080 that's what i said

02:26:11.900 you said woman

02:26:12.900 sorry

02:26:14.540 i think i just pronounced it weird

02:26:16.100 i'm not trying to say it

02:26:17.300 with an a

02:26:17.640 in my head

02:26:18.100 there's an e there

02:26:18.900 okay i'm sorry guys

02:26:19.960 women

02:26:21.040 women

02:26:22.340 i don't think that

02:26:27.060 um

02:26:27.600 oh yeah

02:26:28.040 basically that

02:26:28.940 what the graph said

02:26:29.660 was that as women

02:26:30.860 get older

02:26:31.520 women

02:26:31.860 i don't need to finish

02:26:34.060 she did it right

02:26:34.560 all the time

02:26:34.940 that was

02:26:35.520 that was a little

02:26:36.260 she said woman

02:26:37.440 but okay go ahead

02:26:38.240 women

02:26:38.440 she said women

02:26:39.380 yes there we go

02:26:40.100 women

02:26:40.300 okay dang

02:26:41.840 21 years of life guys

02:26:43.560 and i didn't

02:26:44.020 no one's ever corrected me

02:26:44.960 on that okay

02:26:45.460 um but anyway

02:26:46.940 as they got older

02:26:48.240 the attraction

02:26:49.460 that they have

02:26:50.420 to other people

02:26:50.920 those ages

02:26:52.080 also get older

02:26:52.740 but then with men

02:26:53.580 it kind of stayed

02:26:54.640 in that leo di caprio

02:26:55.700 age of like

02:26:56.480 18 to 25

02:26:57.480 and i don't know

02:26:58.720 like again

02:26:59.180 like there could be

02:26:59.660 some sort of bias

02:27:00.480 on that

02:27:01.040 absolutely

02:27:01.660 but um

02:27:03.040 generally i think

02:27:04.120 it's just less common

02:27:05.080 like that's i think

02:27:05.660 that's why the internet

02:27:06.300 freaked out

02:27:07.060 about aaron taylor johnson

02:27:08.460 and sam taylor johnson

02:27:09.300 is because that's just

02:27:10.020 more uncommon

02:27:10.880 it's way more common

02:27:11.900 to see an older man

02:27:12.680 with a younger woman

02:27:13.360 do i

02:27:14.140 would i judge it

02:27:15.120 maybe but why

02:27:16.420 does my opinion matter

02:27:17.300 but if you find

02:27:17.740 that guy attractive

02:27:18.440 right this second

02:27:19.120 what do you think

02:27:19.540 will happen

02:27:20.360 when you're 40

02:27:21.300 that'll make him

02:27:21.960 no but i mean

02:27:23.020 like okay

02:27:23.760 attraction is one thing

02:27:24.600 but i think actually

02:27:25.160 going after it

02:27:25.980 is another thing

02:27:26.620 completely

02:27:27.080 but if you're

02:27:29.560 attracted to him

02:27:30.340 why wouldn't you

02:27:30.880 go after him

02:27:31.420 if he was interested

02:27:32.120 well i also

02:27:33.900 i mean go after it

02:27:34.960 but then remember

02:27:35.420 how we were talking

02:27:36.420 about like

02:27:38.140 last podcast

02:27:39.620 we talked about

02:27:40.120 would you want

02:27:40.960 would someone

02:27:41.400 would a man find

02:27:42.020 you more attractive

02:27:42.580 in 10 years

02:27:43.160 20 years

02:27:43.620 30 years

02:27:44.180 and the kind of

02:27:45.160 consensus that we

02:27:45.840 came up with

02:27:46.280 was no a man

02:27:47.000 would not find

02:27:47.500 me as attractive

02:27:48.080 so it's kind of

02:27:48.760 one of those

02:27:48.980 where i could be

02:27:49.500 attracted to somebody

02:27:50.380 for sure

02:27:50.900 but would they

02:27:51.480 even want to get

02:27:52.100 with me

02:27:52.460 like that's

02:27:52.920 kind of a rare

02:27:53.480 situation

02:27:53.920 that has nothing

02:27:54.160 to do with the

02:27:55.340 what would make

02:27:56.440 you less attracted

02:27:57.360 to him when you're

02:27:58.000 40

02:27:58.380 i don't know

02:27:59.020 i think ideally

02:27:59.980 by 40 i'm already

02:28:01.140 settled down

02:28:02.000 yeah but if you're

02:28:02.480 not

02:28:02.900 what would actually

02:28:03.800 make you

02:28:04.120 even if you were

02:28:05.300 if i'm still pulling

02:28:06.300 that still wouldn't

02:28:06.680 have anything to do

02:28:07.340 with the attractive

02:28:08.040 level

02:28:08.260 yeah i mean

02:28:08.820 that's why i said

02:28:09.540 like i like who

02:28:10.160 am i to judge

02:28:11.240 i yeah you know

02:28:12.260 whatever people can

02:28:13.140 do whatever they

02:28:13.560 want to do

02:28:14.180 i just i could not

02:28:15.620 with someone who's

02:28:16.060 older than my dad

02:28:16.700 crazy ace thank you

02:28:17.680 for the gifted 20

02:28:18.680 subs on twitch

02:28:19.620 appreciate it man

02:28:20.320 thank you so much

02:28:20.960 w's in the chat

02:28:22.220 for uh crazy ace

02:28:23.300 um so what about

02:28:25.620 a 42 year old man

02:28:26.760 dating an 18 year old

02:28:27.700 woman you fine with

02:28:28.320 it i think it's the

02:28:29.420 same as uh the

02:28:30.600 reverse i think that

02:28:31.620 as long as she

02:28:32.640 wanted it and she

02:28:33.880 was going if she

02:28:35.040 was going after him

02:28:35.900 and he like when at

02:28:38.680 the end of the day if

02:28:39.240 you're pursuing someone

02:28:40.580 you're pursuing someone

02:28:41.520 if it's consensual and

02:28:43.120 again like the guy

02:28:44.120 isn't like manipulating

02:28:45.380 to groom someone same

02:28:47.780 with the woman because

02:28:48.440 women can do it too

02:28:49.380 uh then i don't it's not

02:28:51.300 my problem it's not my

02:28:52.300 life if they're happy

02:28:53.740 that's them

02:28:54.300 well here let me make

02:28:55.380 this a little easier so

02:28:56.360 before the show all of

02:28:57.280 you filled out

02:28:57.780 questionnaires there's a

02:28:59.160 question on it which

02:29:00.060 reads is it wrong for a

02:29:02.040 30 year old to date a

02:29:03.040 19 year old lucy you said

02:29:04.940 yes i said yes and no i'm

02:29:07.240 pretty sure did i say all

02:29:08.300 the way yes you said all

02:29:10.240 the way yes

02:29:10.840 dang it uh mizzy you said

02:29:12.940 yes it is wrong ruby you

02:29:15.900 said it's wrong uh mandy you

02:29:21.440 said no i can't read your

02:29:24.840 kenna you said you didn't

02:29:27.880 answer it oh i don't think

02:29:30.160 it's wrong okay is it weird

02:29:31.400 you're fine with it maybe

02:29:32.100 it's weird but it's weird

02:29:33.020 but it's not wrong i guess

02:29:33.940 yeah uh l you said no

02:29:36.380 naomi you said no riley you

02:29:43.620 said yes it is wrong for 30

02:29:46.180 year old to date a 19 year

02:29:47.520 old i think it just depends

02:29:50.240 like like i said there was

02:29:51.260 no in-between answer for

02:29:52.240 that one so uh it just

02:29:53.860 depends on the circumstances

02:29:55.440 so what are the

02:29:56.560 circumstances like i said

02:29:57.900 if it was consensual if it

02:29:58.980 was like there was grooming

02:29:59.880 involved which often

02:30:00.820 happens like at that age

02:30:02.840 but that would be wrong

02:30:03.960 regardless of age right but

02:30:06.320 it just happens more often

02:30:07.260 if people are younger and

02:30:09.080 they're not fully developed

02:30:10.020 yet well assuming does it

02:30:12.500 i think it probably happens a

02:30:15.240 lot more often with people

02:30:16.400 who have a distinct power

02:30:17.600 dynamic difference right

02:30:18.700 so it wouldn't really

02:30:20.640 matter right it wouldn't

02:30:22.000 really matter the age

02:30:22.820 ultimately so like if

02:30:24.680 there's a 24 year old

02:30:25.740 millionaire and there's a

02:30:27.080 chick who works at

02:30:27.700 starbucks right that that

02:30:30.120 would that would just be

02:30:31.200 this same idea of like a

02:30:32.700 power differential right

02:30:33.860 and that's what everyone's

02:30:35.240 bitching really complaining

02:30:36.180 about is that there's some

02:30:37.040 type of like power dynamic

02:30:38.720 you said freshly out of high

02:30:40.340 school that means you're

02:30:41.040 naive or freshly 18 it means

02:30:43.680 you're too dumb to make

02:30:44.440 these decisions right uh

02:30:46.520 but i don't really understand

02:30:48.020 that because it seems to me

02:30:50.060 like your chances of running

02:30:51.980 into people around your same

02:30:53.140 age group who can do these

02:30:54.280 exact same things to you

02:30:55.360 actually are much higher

02:30:56.520 like significantly higher in

02:31:00.260 fact so i've just never

02:31:03.000 really understood that

02:31:03.620 argument i just feel like

02:31:04.540 there's like a mental

02:31:05.180 difference too between

02:31:06.320 someone at age 30 and

02:31:07.540 someone at age 19 i know

02:31:08.960 that even in the last two

02:31:10.440 years of my life i've gone

02:31:11.780 through tremendous amounts

02:31:13.220 of change you know your

02:31:14.340 frontal cortex doesn't start

02:31:15.380 developing until you're like

02:31:16.300 20 21 so like yes it does

02:31:18.740 your prefrontal cortex does

02:31:21.460 develop before that you're

02:31:22.840 talking about the full

02:31:23.460 development at 25 the full

02:31:24.560 development at 25 but then

02:31:25.840 it starts to erode but i

02:31:27.800 mean maybe this is just my

02:31:28.920 experience but i genuinely

02:31:30.160 feel that like one year ago

02:31:33.000 at 20 years old i had not

02:31:35.640 anywhere near the amount of

02:31:37.300 mental clarity that i do now

02:31:38.760 so if i had made an informed

02:31:40.140 decision like getting married

02:31:41.460 to somebody i might not feel

02:31:43.480 that way right now so that's

02:31:45.180 like so why should you vote

02:31:46.260 that 18 that's actually such

02:31:48.580 a good point but i think

02:31:50.260 that that's like and because

02:31:53.180 that's how that's a good

02:31:54.520 point that's a good point

02:31:57.040 but i'm not the president

02:31:58.600 so i just gotta ask yeah

02:32:01.580 like ultimately the truth is

02:32:05.080 every couple i've ever known

02:32:07.200 one's really much smarter than

02:32:10.020 the others most of the time

02:32:11.400 interesting most of the time

02:32:13.060 one is much smarter i wanted

02:32:14.960 to research this out so i

02:32:16.020 went looking i was like now

02:32:17.860 you know everybody has their

02:32:19.300 biases it could be that it's

02:32:21.180 just the types of people that

02:32:22.540 i'm around maybe maybe it's a

02:32:24.720 you know function of the

02:32:26.220 midwest even though i grew up

02:32:27.160 in california maybe it's

02:32:28.960 something like that so i took

02:32:31.040 to the one place where you can

02:32:32.140 always find answers which are

02:32:33.520 completely unbiased and always

02:32:34.940 correct which is reddit i knew

02:32:36.440 you were gonna say that

02:32:37.400 but i the reason i use reddit

02:32:40.280 threads a lot is because

02:32:41.260 people often will source data

02:32:42.980 that you can't find by

02:32:44.140 googling google will bury

02:32:45.340 results reddit these like

02:32:48.100 little tweaker you know

02:32:49.400 meth addict admiral head

02:32:50.800 you need a question answer

02:32:52.340 yeah they're up there for like

02:32:53.280 five hours a night just with

02:32:54.880 one cigarette and coffee just

02:32:56.600 typing away right they actually

02:32:58.880 will have some pretty good

02:33:00.260 sources so i went and started

02:33:01.440 diving into this uh what was

02:33:03.820 interesting in the thread one

02:33:05.220 was how many women were asked

02:33:07.140 do you think your husband do

02:33:09.080 you are you in a position like

02:33:11.260 a white collar position with a

02:33:12.980 degree and your husband's blue

02:33:14.120 collar and who do you think

02:33:15.440 is smaller almost or smarter

02:33:16.720 almost everyone on the thread

02:33:18.160 was like like one was like

02:33:19.560 look i'm a doctor my husband's a

02:33:21.420 mechanic he's way fucking

02:33:22.520 smarter than me then you go

02:33:24.260 down the list and i was like

02:33:25.260 actually it's it it actually

02:33:27.480 kind of makes sense right and

02:33:29.100 then when they started posting

02:33:30.060 uh the sources for this it

02:33:31.540 started to make sense too right

02:33:32.760 so women like to punch up they

02:33:34.700 like to punch above their weight

02:33:36.060 class when it comes to dating

02:33:37.300 when it comes to marriage when

02:33:38.720 it comes to they don't really

02:33:39.700 want to be equally yoked right

02:33:41.560 so maybe it could be that

02:33:43.820 there's some cases where

02:33:44.720 there's a financial offset like

02:33:46.140 i have more money than you but

02:33:48.040 maybe the man surpasses you in

02:33:49.620 every other capacity and that's

02:33:51.900 enough right i'm not saying in

02:33:53.980 all cases or even most but at

02:33:55.600 least in some but it kind of

02:33:57.800 reaffirmed my bias a little bit

02:33:59.600 that and the more people i talk

02:34:01.780 to hey look uh most couples

02:34:04.600 aren't really that on par with

02:34:06.580 each other they don't really

02:34:07.660 have similar interests all that

02:34:08.940 often and that seems to be fine

02:34:10.920 seems to work fine like i love

02:34:13.720 video games wife fucking hates

02:34:15.180 them doesn't give a shit about

02:34:16.320 them right likes to see me play

02:34:18.960 him but she doesn't care about

02:34:20.000 him at all yeah um you know

02:34:22.700 sorry i thought you were yeah

02:34:23.660 yeah graffito tact donated two

02:34:25.820 hundred dollars woman whoa man

02:34:28.600 whoa ah ah woman she was a thief

02:34:31.160 you gotta believe she stole my

02:34:32.880 heart and mine yeah thank you

02:34:34.300 graffito thank you uh graffito

02:34:36.020 tags for the uh tts w's in the

02:34:37.860 chat guys for uh graffito good to

02:34:40.020 see you back in the chat man thank

02:34:41.100 you so much for the tts man but

02:34:42.780 anyway just uh just to cap it off

02:34:44.580 right so i don't ramble i'm just

02:34:45.780 saying that there could be a

02:34:47.180 variety of reasons for it i haven't

02:34:48.560 got through all the data yet but it

02:34:49.940 does seem to be the case uh that

02:34:52.340 women tend to married women

02:34:54.040 anyway tend to report their

02:34:55.160 husbands as being smarter than

02:34:56.300 them interesting it is

02:34:57.720 interesting yeah i i feel like

02:34:59.500 it's like when you're looking for

02:35:01.220 a partner you want to look up to

02:35:02.560 them you want them to be someone

02:35:04.040 somebody that inspires you that

02:35:06.240 makes you feel secure if like

02:35:07.800 there's someone who has their

02:35:08.900 shit together um but i don't know

02:35:12.720 i mean i i what one thing i've

02:35:15.440 learned especially from being on

02:35:16.480 this podcast is that my opinions

02:35:18.280 that are very different i think than

02:35:20.420 the average woman no see that's

02:35:24.740 where you're different unfortunately

02:35:26.100 you're not a unique snowflake and i

02:35:28.080 would say that your opinions are

02:35:29.480 just like most women yeah well yeah

02:35:31.560 because i think that like i i would

02:35:33.060 want to be on par intelligence wise

02:35:35.060 with my partner ideally oh but this

02:35:37.340 goes actually as i was gonna say

02:35:38.580 this goes back to what we mentioned

02:35:39.800 earlier and then we didn't really

02:35:40.620 dive into it but you said something

02:35:41.920 about is it wrong or right for

02:35:45.000 someone to want something in their

02:35:46.580 partner that they themselves do not

02:35:48.120 have and i i feel like it really

02:35:50.080 depends but on something like

02:35:51.600 intelligence or in something like

02:35:53.500 like traits like i almost feel like

02:35:55.220 no because if it's something that

02:35:56.840 you like something that inspires you

02:35:58.560 then like you would want to be

02:36:00.060 surrounded by that like i might want

02:36:01.980 to be with somebody who like knows

02:36:03.840 how to sail because i think that's

02:36:05.520 cool and then boom we'll sail

02:36:06.460 together because you'll teach me that

02:36:07.620 sort of thing people like to be

02:36:08.660 taught but all you're doing is

02:36:09.880 reaffirming gender roles well so

02:36:12.020 wouldn't you want to be around men

02:36:13.100 who are good at construction wouldn't

02:36:14.280 you want to be around men who are

02:36:15.500 good wouldn't you want to be around

02:36:17.020 men who are good at all these

02:36:18.340 things that you have a deficit in

02:36:19.660 yeah sure well then you're just

02:36:21.380 reaffirming then wait i just want

02:36:23.240 to let you know you're just

02:36:23.980 reaffirming gender roles you're just

02:36:25.360 saying everything i feel that

02:36:27.060 there's i don't want my person i can

02:36:28.540 understand why i'd be want i'd want

02:36:30.360 to be surrounded by the things i i

02:36:31.700 have a deficit and it's like well in

02:36:33.040 this case then what would

02:36:34.500 masculinity be it would be the

02:36:36.140 offset for the things you have a

02:36:37.360 deficit in right but also like i

02:36:39.860 also feel for me personally i like

02:36:42.060 being around people who i like the

02:36:44.980 version of myself that i'm

02:36:46.060 presenting when i'm around them

02:36:46.940 because they like i inspire them

02:36:49.180 too they look up to me in certain

02:36:51.380 ways like maybe i mean like i have a

02:36:54.260 few friends who like i really enjoy

02:36:55.600 being around because they genuinely

02:36:57.400 like listen to everything that i have

02:36:58.740 to say and they really like

02:37:00.180 appreciate my advice or my skill or

02:37:02.700 my knowledge on a subject and like i

02:37:04.440 think that's super important too i

02:37:05.560 don't want to be told what to do

02:37:06.640 all the time but i kind of disagree

02:37:09.360 though because ideally your partner

02:37:10.820 should be somebody that you have that

02:37:12.200 baseline friendship with

02:37:13.420 yes so it's kind of like yeah there

02:37:14.960 could be some traditional gender

02:37:16.020 roles there but you know i want my

02:37:17.940 partner to teach me things but i want

02:37:19.120 to teach them things too like that's

02:37:20.600 the beauty of having a connection

02:37:21.740 with somebody i mean i don't know i

02:37:23.940 guess it depends on the person to

02:37:25.140 person i can't do you want to teach

02:37:26.300 him emotional intelligence

02:37:27.760 no i i do my partner is already

02:37:30.520 emotionally like really what do you

02:37:31.720 want to teach a man

02:37:32.380 well i think that that's kind of the

02:37:35.080 beauty of life is you don't know what

02:37:36.280 to expect and i might i'm just

02:37:37.700 asking you right now what do you

02:37:39.080 want to teach a man

02:37:39.880 i don't know maybe about some

02:37:42.920 literature maybe about philosophy

02:37:44.640 gonna teach him about literature

02:37:45.980 philosophy

02:37:46.560 yeah i've had a few relationships

02:37:48.580 that were like that you know he

02:37:50.240 maybe had like a larger vocabulary

02:37:51.700 than me but i was more well read than

02:37:53.020 him it was like interesting like that

02:37:54.360 like you know there's like different

02:37:55.080 things right you can connect on

02:37:56.100 something i don't want to learn

02:37:57.020 about something i don't care about

02:37:58.000 you know so it has to be something

02:37:59.500 that i'm already somewhat

02:38:00.200 what literature were you teaching

02:38:01.600 men

02:38:01.920 i'm not i'm not like giving him a

02:38:03.440 class

02:38:04.040 but like we like read books together

02:38:06.060 like i would read out loud for him

02:38:07.400 like it was yeah i was like you read

02:38:10.140 him books

02:38:10.880 yeah it was cute yeah we no not at

02:38:12.700 best time we would like sit in the

02:38:13.860 park and like he'd rub my feet

02:38:15.900 while i read him a book

02:38:16.540 yes

02:38:16.940 yes oh my god i love green eggs in

02:38:20.060 him

02:38:20.220 wait can i read it like a nikki

02:38:22.660 menage rep

02:38:23.280 yes

02:38:23.900 here while she's getting back on

02:38:26.620 let me read this chat lucas

02:38:27.840 yo w's in the chat for lucas boys

02:38:29.700 the hubis

02:38:30.300 oh my god hubris of recency bias

02:38:33.320 my old man grew up in nazi

02:38:35.560 occupied greece but today is

02:38:37.620 scarier you really ought to read

02:38:39.580 c.s lewis's 1941 weight of glory

02:38:42.780 sermon at oxford university

02:38:44.560 saint mary's church

02:38:47.000 is that for you i don't know

02:38:49.880 i have no idea

02:38:50.300 thank you lucas

02:38:52.020 oh i see okay thank you lucas

02:38:55.000 all right someone give me a beat

02:38:55.860 you're very smart lucas

02:38:56.620 go ahead

02:38:58.060 that's sam i am that's sam i am i do

02:39:01.140 not like that sam i am

02:39:03.080 do you like green eggs and ham

02:39:05.140 why are you putting so much attitude

02:39:05.680 into a children's mood

02:39:06.900 i do not like them sam i am i

02:39:09.080 do not like green eggs and ham

02:39:10.960 would you like them here or there

02:39:14.460 i would not like them here or there

02:39:17.060 i would not like them anywhere

02:39:18.460 i do not like green eggs and ham

02:39:20.400 i do not like them

02:39:21.320 sam i am

02:39:22.820 i was like slam poetry guys

02:39:25.000 would you like them in a house

02:39:27.780 would you like them with a mouse

02:39:29.380 I do not like them in a house

02:39:31.760 I do not like them with a mouse

02:39:33.780 I do not like them here or there

02:39:35.400 I do not like them anywhere

02:39:36.480 This was a terrible idea

02:39:37.460 I enjoyed that

02:39:40.080 It's because nobody laid me a beat

02:39:43.000 That's why

02:39:43.640 Sorry we didn't figure out the Nicki Minaj beat

02:39:47.540 I know pull up in the monster

02:39:48.920 Top down AC with the cooler system

02:39:52.180 I think wanting to read with your partner's queue

02:39:54.360 It's like

02:39:54.760 It's something that attracted me

02:39:57.340 You kind of brought this up

02:39:59.840 Now I do want to date a man with a job

02:40:02.620 Because I used to not care

02:40:04.300 I used to be like oh it doesn't matter

02:40:05.460 But when you date someone without a job

02:40:08.420 Who's not providing

02:40:09.160 And then they resent you

02:40:11.040 Because you are doing all those things

02:40:13.400 It's just not fun

02:40:14.360 And then you resent them

02:40:15.300 It's just not a good dynamic

02:40:17.460 What I did like about him though

02:40:19.620 Was that we had these common interests

02:40:21.180 And he was like oh let's read

02:40:23.400 And then we can have a book club

02:40:24.720 And read to each other

02:40:25.580 It's corny but it's not

02:40:26.920 I don't know

02:40:28.700 Dating someone that can teach you things

02:40:30.620 I would have never fucking read a book

02:40:32.060 But since he wants to read a book

02:40:33.240 I'm like I guess I could read a book

02:40:35.160 You know

02:40:35.720 That sounds like he was teaching you stuff

02:40:38.920 Well I would want to teach each other stuff

02:40:40.820 Like I taught him too much to where

02:40:42.480 You know he resented me for that

02:40:44.000 What did you teach him?

02:40:46.080 Just like

02:40:46.540 This is not going to sound good

02:40:49.120 We were following the same passion

02:40:51.740 And I think that

02:40:52.580 It came a lot easier to me than him

02:40:55.340 And he resented me for that

02:40:56.340 And he let me know that

02:40:56.940 Well what was it?

02:40:58.240 Music

02:40:58.600 Music

02:40:59.480 So bad that he kept my vocals

02:41:00.840 In this song that he did not credit me for

02:41:02.800 Oh

02:41:03.260 Yeah and I wrote

02:41:04.580 And I didn't get writing credit either

02:41:06.260 Oh

02:41:06.680 Anyways it's not right

02:41:07.900 It's just like there was a

02:41:08.940 He didn't have a job

02:41:10.060 Like you know I was really good with his kid

02:41:12.460 He resented me

02:41:13.660 He did drugs

02:41:14.400 Like you know like

02:41:15.180 Obviously I broke up with him

02:41:17.100 But like it's just

02:41:18.460 Now I have standards

02:41:20.240 And like

02:41:20.860 But you have to sometimes go through things

02:41:22.500 To learn what you need

02:41:24.120 Because I wanted to have this mentality of

02:41:26.040 Oh if I just

02:41:27.120 I shouldn't care about money

02:41:28.920 And I'm not saying I need to date a rich man

02:41:30.480 But I do want to date someone who can provide for me

02:41:32.960 And that cares about something

02:41:36.080 Like you know

02:41:36.780 It's not attractive to date someone who just

02:41:38.560 Doesn't care

02:41:39.600 Did you say that he stole your art

02:41:41.600 I mean that technically we want to get technical

02:41:43.820 But he's not

02:41:44.300 He's not

02:41:44.860 It's not gonna you know

02:41:45.800 It's cool

02:41:46.360 It's not gonna be released yet

02:41:47.220 It's cool

02:41:47.580 It's already out

02:41:48.220 We have a message

02:41:48.840 What's his address

02:41:49.480 Nah he doesn't need that

02:41:50.760 We have a message

02:41:51.400 We have a message here from Libertariat

02:41:53.680 Go ahead

02:41:54.460 21 years of age

02:41:57.180 And never been corrected on proper grammar

02:41:59.380 Lucy is the definition of pretty privilege

02:42:01.680 So you think I'm pretty

02:42:03.480 Oh my god

02:42:05.860 No I think that we have made this clear

02:42:08.320 Is that when I am saying

02:42:09.700 It may be incorrectly to you

02:42:11.420 In my head I am thinking it with the E

02:42:13.100 I'm not

02:42:13.620 Wait which camera are we looking at

02:42:16.580 I'm not a dumbass

02:42:17.780 Please

02:42:18.160 You have a crush

02:42:20.520 Just say that

02:42:21.120 Yeah if you have a crush

02:42:22.140 Just say that

02:42:22.860 Speaking of pretty privilege

02:42:26.160 Gorlock asks

02:42:28.260 Ask everyone to rate their own looks

02:42:30.560 On a scale of one to

02:42:31.840 Wait did we not show that super chat

02:42:33.660 It was under the special

02:42:35.520 Oh okay

02:42:36.240 It was less than

02:42:37.240 Oh okay

02:42:38.560 Got it

02:42:38.940 I didn't see that

02:42:39.440 Ask everyone to rate their own looks

02:42:41.260 On a scale of one to ten

02:42:42.460 Go ahead

02:42:42.760 Well per the last time that I was on here

02:42:45.080 I'm a four and a half on a good day

02:42:46.680 Is what I got from that

02:42:47.780 So

02:42:48.120 Your own rating

02:42:48.740 Go ahead

02:42:49.080 I think that

02:42:53.560 I think

02:42:53.920 What did you say last time

02:42:56.640 I said I was a ten last time

02:42:58.500 Go ahead

02:43:00.120 Negative fifteen

02:43:01.600 Girl what?

02:43:02.500 Are you okay?

02:43:04.480 That's what the people want to hear

02:43:05.440 Yeah just

02:43:06.040 You can't

02:43:06.940 I'm just terrible

02:43:10.020 I'm a terrible person

02:43:10.940 Like I don't know why anyone would want to date me

02:43:12.640 Like I'm obviously single for a reason

02:43:14.360 You're really good at this

02:43:17.460 Life is busy

02:43:20.100 I might believe you if I didn't know about any better

02:43:22.200 Life is miserable

02:43:23.440 Yeah what's the actual answer to the question?

02:43:26.440 Um I guess like

02:43:27.760 A seven and a half

02:43:30.120 I did some research before I came here

02:43:35.300 And I'm just gonna say

02:43:37.880 Seven

02:43:38.820 If you had not done your research

02:43:42.980 What would you

02:43:43.720 Rate yourself?

02:43:46.160 A seven

02:43:46.660 Still a

02:43:47.280 Still a seven

02:43:49.000 Alright why did you feel

02:43:50.120 Then why the qualifier

02:43:51.860 I did the research

02:43:53.060 You guys were like

02:43:53.900 Don't pick seven though

02:43:55.220 Because all the girls wanted to pick seven

02:43:57.020 But then going in a line

02:43:58.280 Everyone followed to the 6.5

02:44:00.280 But I

02:44:01.200 Seven

02:44:02.000 True

02:44:02.440 What?

02:44:04.360 Okay

02:44:04.660 What about with the ears?

02:44:06.660 Um

02:44:06.940 Eight

02:44:09.360 Because it's fun

02:44:10.140 Yeah but

02:44:11.040 Does that raise the rating?

02:44:12.780 Yes I went one up

02:44:15.700 And said eight

02:44:16.340 Because it's fun

02:44:17.200 Okay

02:44:17.800 And the Zelda ears raised the scale

02:44:20.300 Um I'd give myself

02:44:22.100 Four or five

02:44:24.360 Okay

02:44:25.200 I'll just say five

02:44:26.400 What about you?

02:44:27.280 Uh I'd give myself like a

02:44:28.900 Eight

02:44:29.460 Mmhmm

02:44:30.960 I'll say a nine

02:44:32.460 Mmhmm

02:44:33.840 Just because

02:44:34.760 Just because what?

02:44:37.460 Well this is not how I normally dress up so

02:44:39.860 So normally you're a ten or?

02:44:42.920 Oh well I will be in the future

02:44:44.440 Um

02:44:45.520 But you said normally you don't dress this way

02:44:47.940 So does that mean you rank yourself lower or higher?

02:44:50.120 No

02:44:50.340 Well yeah

02:44:51.440 Just because like I have like a little insecurity issue

02:44:54.120 So I normally rate myself like a five

02:44:56.080 But since I do my makeup and everything

02:44:58.280 And get dressed up

02:44:59.160 I would say a nine

02:44:59.880 I see

02:45:00.320 Okay

02:45:00.760 Today yeah I feel like a

02:45:03.060 A six

02:45:04.480 Yeah

02:45:05.460 What did you feel like yesterday?

02:45:07.900 Yesterday I didn't wake up with pimples

02:45:09.920 And I felt like a ten

02:45:10.900 Like

02:45:11.280 It depends on the day

02:45:12.800 It just depends on the day

02:45:14.640 So normally you feel

02:45:15.720 Today right now

02:45:17.020 You feel like you're a six

02:45:18.120 But normally you feel like a

02:45:20.440 A ten

02:45:21.340 A ten

02:45:21.980 Okay

02:45:22.380 It's the acne that gets

02:45:24.080 Next

02:45:24.400 Every time

02:45:25.020 Oh my gosh

02:45:25.440 I say I'm an eight

02:45:27.020 All right

02:45:29.060 Andrew what about you?

02:45:30.020 Ten

02:45:30.200 Andrew's a ten

02:45:31.640 I give myself a five

02:45:33.140 Yeah what are you laughing for?

02:45:34.960 I'm not

02:45:35.260 I'm just

02:45:35.640 What are you laughing for?

02:45:37.120 Because I've seen this bit so many times

02:45:38.680 You're trying to say

02:45:39.420 You said I'm not a ten

02:45:40.600 It's ridiculous

02:45:41.200 No I look

02:45:41.760 I mean you look very presentable

02:45:43.840 So

02:45:44.120 Very presentable

02:45:46.540 That doesn't sound like something you'd say about a ten

02:45:48.440 It's something you'd say about your grandfather

02:45:50.700 You look very presentable today grandpa

02:45:52.460 You have a good hairline

02:45:53.000 Maybe I can take you out

02:45:54.120 Maybe I can take you out to the pier

02:45:55.160 Get you an ice cream cone today grandpa

02:45:56.720 You're very can't

02:45:56.940 Yeah the hairline's okay

02:45:58.480 You need some Metamucil

02:45:59.740 It's the same hairline

02:46:01.640 I had a 20

02:46:02.280 It's a good

02:46:02.820 It's a good hairline

02:46:03.320 It's very good

02:46:04.120 A lot of

02:46:04.560 Older men

02:46:05.300 You know

02:46:05.820 Men are most likely for rhinoplasty

02:46:08.300 And then hair surgery

02:46:10.000 Like those are their two

02:46:11.300 Like men for surgery

02:46:13.280 They're most likely for a rhino

02:46:14.680 Sorry Mike

02:46:15.820 For a rhinoplasty

02:46:17.320 And then a hair transplant

02:46:18.460 Yeah

02:46:19.080 Like those are the ones

02:46:20.080 They tend to do the most

02:46:21.060 And a gastronomy

02:46:22.360 What the

02:46:23.020 Yeah nose job

02:46:24.040 Well I didn't guess that

02:46:25.980 But really do men do that a lot

02:46:27.280 Don't say guess that

02:46:28.720 When you were like oh

02:46:29.720 No no

02:46:30.640 I was saying oh to the other thing

02:46:32.260 Which I also did not know

02:46:33.340 What that meant

02:46:33.800 I knew what a rhinoplasty is

02:46:35.200 But I was just

02:46:36.220 I was curious about men

02:46:37.820 Getting rhinoplasties

02:46:38.900 Because I don't know

02:46:39.340 If I've ever heard of that

02:46:40.200 Yeah they do

02:46:40.740 Really

02:46:41.340 I guess it's just

02:46:42.160 They do it

02:46:42.460 The doctors do a good job

02:46:43.400 You don't know this

02:46:44.040 Alright going around the table then

02:46:47.540 For all these

02:46:49.180 Above average

02:46:52.200 Looking women

02:46:52.900 Do you think

02:46:55.080 Much above average

02:46:56.620 By the way

02:46:57.160 Yes

02:46:57.800 You only have the most

02:46:59.040 Beautiful women in the world

02:47:00.060 On this podcast

02:47:00.800 My guest recruitment

02:47:02.800 Is second to none

02:47:04.420 Do you think men

02:47:06.040 Will find you more

02:47:06.960 Sorry

02:47:07.600 Scratch that

02:47:09.380 Hold on

02:47:09.740 In 10 years time

02:47:12.540 Do you think you'll be

02:47:13.160 Better looking

02:47:13.840 Lucy starting with you

02:47:14.840 You're 21

02:47:15.700 Do you think you'll be

02:47:16.240 Better looking

02:47:16.720 In 10 years

02:47:17.340 At 31

02:47:17.780 What do you think

02:47:24.560 Answer the question

02:47:27.060 Please

02:47:27.360 No

02:47:27.760 Let's just go there

02:47:29.640 Alright

02:47:30.140 Mizzy you're 29

02:47:34.780 Better looking

02:47:35.220 In 10 years time

02:47:35.800 At 39

02:47:36.220 Absolutely not

02:47:37.060 If I was 21

02:47:38.080 And then you said 31

02:47:39.040 I would have said yes

02:47:39.920 Oh well

02:47:41.300 So going back

02:47:42.520 10 years

02:47:43.100 Do you think

02:47:44.220 You're better looking

02:47:44.720 Now 29

02:47:45.320 Than you were at 19

02:47:46.340 Yes

02:47:46.800 Okay

02:47:47.480 100%

02:47:48.280 Alright

02:47:48.720 You're 20

02:47:49.560 Better looking

02:47:50.000 In 10 years time

02:47:50.580 At 30

02:47:50.900 Yes

02:47:52.300 Better looking

02:47:53.160 In 20 years time

02:47:53.800 At 40

02:47:54.180 No

02:47:55.080 Okay

02:47:55.660 You're 20

02:47:56.800 Better looking

02:47:57.240 In 10 years time

02:47:57.780 At 30

02:47:58.100 No

02:47:58.540 Okay

02:47:59.080 You're 19

02:48:00.000 Better looking

02:48:00.460 In 10 years time

02:48:01.060 At 29

02:48:01.600 Oh yeah

02:48:02.840 I think I will

02:48:03.540 Better looking

02:48:04.360 In 20 years time

02:48:05.120 At 39

02:48:05.560 Probably not

02:48:06.840 No

02:48:07.140 Okay

02:48:07.460 You're 23

02:48:08.280 Better looking

02:48:08.780 In 10 years time

02:48:09.380 At 33

02:48:09.760 Yes

02:48:10.440 Better looking

02:48:11.200 In 20 years time

02:48:12.040 At 43

02:48:12.800 Yes

02:48:13.480 30 years time

02:48:14.900 At 53

02:48:15.420 Yes

02:48:16.120 40 years time

02:48:17.820 63

02:48:18.260 Yes

02:48:18.820 50 years time

02:48:20.520 73

02:48:21.040 Yes

02:48:21.540 60 years time

02:48:22.280 Yes

02:48:22.660 Yes

02:48:23.140 Just continuously

02:48:24.040 Yes

02:48:24.700 This is what I did

02:48:25.280 Last time

02:48:25.840 And they

02:48:26.100 Every year

02:48:27.420 I'm getting hotter

02:48:28.080 I mean

02:48:28.880 Every day

02:48:29.940 I'm getting hotter

02:48:30.860 Because every

02:48:31.580 How does that work

02:48:32.700 I take NAD now

02:48:34.060 NAD supplements

02:48:35.120 That

02:48:35.740 What are those

02:48:36.940 Is that doing a lot

02:48:37.900 What is NAD

02:48:38.520 NAD is a supplement

02:48:40.540 That helps you

02:48:41.740 Stay young

02:48:42.840 It's like a

02:48:43.380 TikTok thing

02:48:44.320 But I have

02:48:45.520 Oh well then I know

02:48:46.360 It must work

02:48:46.880 What does it do

02:48:47.820 So there's

02:48:48.740 You can do IV

02:48:49.720 Or you can do

02:48:50.640 Pills

02:48:51.200 And right now

02:48:51.800 I'm taking the pills

02:48:52.340 You can shoot it up

02:48:52.960 You can

02:48:53.660 Inject it

02:48:54.760 Or you can

02:48:55.640 Are you going to

02:48:56.020 Shoot NAD

02:48:56.640 And it's going to

02:48:57.120 Keep you young

02:48:57.700 Well no

02:48:58.940 That's what

02:48:59.340 Haley Bieber said

02:49:00.260 Exercising

02:49:02.660 And obviously

02:49:03.180 Eating

02:49:03.660 Like

02:49:04.540 The appropriate

02:49:05.960 Amount of

02:49:06.740 Like foods

02:49:07.560 Like healthier

02:49:08.600 Vegetables

02:49:10.160 Fruits

02:49:10.940 All that crazy jazz

02:49:11.840 Like I want to be able

02:49:13.080 To look healthy

02:49:15.260 And feel healthy

02:49:15.940 I've even heard

02:49:16.840 A woman

02:49:17.340 She used to garden

02:49:18.740 And she looked

02:49:20.060 Way better than her husband

02:49:21.520 Her husband was like

02:49:22.580 79

02:49:23.120 And she was like

02:49:24.480 No no

02:49:25.320 She was like

02:49:25.880 He was like

02:49:26.340 50-60

02:49:27.160 And she was like

02:49:27.920 40

02:49:29.160 Yo crazy

02:49:29.900 Thanks for the gifted

02:49:30.760 50 subs

02:49:31.400 Go ahead

02:49:31.720 Thank you

02:49:32.100 Basically

02:49:32.780 She like

02:49:34.160 Had her own garden

02:49:34.940 And she ate

02:49:35.520 From her own garden

02:49:36.400 And she was very youthful

02:49:37.680 She looked really

02:49:38.460 Really young

02:49:39.320 Compared to her

02:49:40.200 Counterpartner

02:49:40.860 Her husband

02:49:41.320 So I think

02:49:42.400 I want to

02:49:43.100 Like start gardening

02:49:44.080 So that's why

02:49:45.060 I said yes

02:49:45.780 To everything

02:49:46.240 Because when I

02:49:47.100 Start gardening

02:49:47.580 And make my own

02:49:48.560 Fruits and things

02:49:49.280 Like that

02:49:49.700 I'm producing it

02:49:51.240 Myself

02:49:51.660 Oh my god

02:49:52.500 Who the hell

02:49:53.860 Sorry I like

02:49:54.660 Stoned out

02:49:55.280 Like five seconds

02:49:56.400 Is that fucking

02:49:57.360 Totally irrelevant

02:49:58.820 W's in the chat

02:50:00.900 For crazy ace

02:50:01.480 For the gifted

02:50:01.900 50 subs

02:50:02.580 So just

02:50:04.260 You'll

02:50:04.760 Just to be clear

02:50:05.380 You'll be better

02:50:06.560 Looking at 99

02:50:07.640 Than you are now

02:50:08.600 At 23

02:50:09.220 Yes

02:50:10.240 99 year old

02:50:11.260 You would punch

02:50:11.920 You in the face

02:50:12.460 You winny little

02:50:12.880 Well

02:50:13.860 And no

02:50:14.440 There's some

02:50:15.200 Really like

02:50:16.180 Like

02:50:16.600 Hot

02:50:17.600 99 year old

02:50:19.120 Man that

02:50:19.660 And woman

02:50:20.240 That walk around

02:50:21.020 Oh my gosh

02:50:22.440 For their age

02:50:24.180 99

02:50:24.660 She's either trolling

02:50:25.740 Or delusional

02:50:26.200 I'm not trolling

02:50:27.000 I'm not being delusional

02:50:28.020 The supplements

02:50:28.700 Will make her look good

02:50:29.460 When she's 99

02:50:29.880 No I believe

02:50:30.660 100%

02:50:31.000 The supplements

02:50:31.340 Are getting to her brain

02:50:32.160 But like

02:50:32.760 What you put

02:50:33.260 Is what you put

02:50:34.240 In your body though

02:50:35.300 It's what you put

02:50:35.820 In your body

02:50:36.440 And like drinking

02:50:37.560 You know champagne

02:50:38.340 And alcohol

02:50:38.940 That will kill you

02:50:39.760 Very slowly

02:50:40.300 And it will age you

02:50:41.440 Yeah just so you know

02:50:42.460 There's some Asian nations

02:50:44.660 Which have the

02:50:45.660 Longest lifespans

02:50:47.060 That there are

02:50:47.560 Like Japan for instance

02:50:48.820 Yeah

02:50:49.120 Where they mostly eat a

02:50:50.640 You know fish rice

02:50:51.740 Clean diet

02:50:52.480 There was reporters

02:50:53.700 Who went over there

02:50:54.220 And went

02:50:54.480 They thought kids

02:50:55.900 Were trolling them

02:50:56.460 When they asked

02:50:56.820 What are your favorite foods

02:50:57.640 And they would say

02:50:58.040 Things like broccoli

02:50:58.940 Stuff like this

02:50:59.960 Instead of chocolate

02:51:00.720 And when they

02:51:02.180 Asked about it

02:51:03.060 The answer

02:51:03.480 Actually made sense

02:51:04.540 The parents said

02:51:05.320 Well you know

02:51:06.040 Why would we want them

02:51:06.980 To like unhealthy food

02:51:09.380 We teach them

02:51:09.940 To like healthy food

02:51:10.780 But at 100 years old

02:51:12.900 They're still fucking ugly

02:51:13.800 So I don't know

02:51:14.380 What you're talking about

02:51:15.320 Right

02:51:15.860 I don't know

02:51:16.600 What you're talking about

02:51:17.040 I mean I'll be dead

02:51:17.980 By 99

02:51:18.660 Because the

02:51:19.360 Okay at 89

02:51:20.480 They're still fucking ugly

02:51:21.560 At 79

02:51:22.040 They're still fucking ugly

02:51:22.900 Like what are you talking about

02:51:23.660 I will say you'll be

02:51:24.160 A way hotter 99 year old

02:51:25.380 Than me

02:51:25.700 So that's true

02:51:26.540 But I think

02:51:27.180 You're not going to be

02:51:28.320 Prettier at 99

02:51:29.240 I'm sorry

02:51:29.780 I'm not saying that

02:51:31.220 I mean well

02:51:31.700 Times will change

02:51:32.660 Food is going to change

02:51:33.580 Everything is changing

02:51:34.420 As we go

02:51:34.960 So we never really know

02:51:36.300 But I believe 100%

02:51:37.540 In my soul

02:51:38.260 In my heart

02:51:38.820 That I will look a lot better

02:51:40.080 Not just like physically

02:51:41.300 But like

02:51:41.820 Yeah but the answer

02:51:42.460 The question is about

02:51:43.400 Your physical

02:51:44.260 As long as I look slick

02:51:47.360 I'm sure at 99

02:51:49.140 Your soul will be beautiful

02:51:50.780 Here let's see

02:51:51.420 What's off

02:51:51.840 Thank you

02:51:52.980 What I'm asking

02:51:53.860 Is not about your beautiful soul

02:51:55.700 And your beautiful mind

02:51:56.760 Thank you

02:51:57.120 But the externality

02:51:58.520 That people see

02:51:59.600 Do you think objectively

02:52:00.640 At 70

02:52:02.000 That that's going to be

02:52:03.600 As

02:52:04.080 I don't know

02:52:05.340 Visually appealing

02:52:07.060 For people

02:52:07.920 As it would be at

02:52:08.900 Oh I don't know

02:52:09.460 25

02:52:09.900 I mean there's

02:52:10.680 Cosmetic surgeries now

02:52:12.060 Like cosmetic enhancements

02:52:13.560 Here hold on

02:52:14.120 Let me

02:52:14.440 Let me

02:52:14.840 Try to clarify this

02:52:16.540 We need to surgically

02:52:17.400 Figure out how to remove

02:52:18.340 Cope from women's brains

02:52:19.760 Like

02:52:20.140 That'd be nice

02:52:20.780 Wait so okay

02:52:22.260 If we were to

02:52:23.880 Oh boy

02:52:26.080 Kaiser

02:52:26.980 I'll get into it

02:52:27.700 In just a sec

02:52:28.320 Thank you Kaiser

02:52:28.860 So

02:52:29.640 If

02:52:30.560 If we were to

02:52:33.280 Just let's say

02:52:34.820 Plastic surgery

02:52:35.680 Like I could see that

02:52:37.140 Through improvements in AI

02:52:39.600 Maybe there's like

02:52:40.360 Artificial

02:52:40.840 Intelligence

02:52:42.360 Agents doing like

02:52:43.000 Cosmetic surgeries

02:52:43.720 In the future

02:52:44.260 There's new kinds

02:52:45.440 Of therapies

02:52:45.960 That can actually

02:52:46.640 Like

02:52:46.900 Change your

02:52:48.400 Your aging

02:52:49.940 And reverse aging

02:52:51.440 Essentially

02:52:51.880 There's all kinds

02:52:52.900 Of different therapies

02:52:53.700 That are being

02:52:54.240 Investigated right now

02:52:55.820 Perhaps

02:52:56.200 Yeah maybe in 50 years

02:52:57.360 This actually could

02:52:58.160 Be a very realistic

02:52:59.460 Possibility

02:53:00.080 And it could actually

02:53:00.900 Be the case

02:53:01.380 When you're 99

02:53:02.440 Because of said therapies

02:53:03.860 That you could

02:53:04.820 Conceivably be better looking

02:53:06.040 In fact you could

02:53:06.880 Perhaps even totally

02:53:07.860 Change your appearance

02:53:08.600 With these sort of

02:53:09.900 These inventions

02:53:10.880 But that doesn't

02:53:11.960 Really get to the

02:53:13.040 Crux of the question

02:53:14.060 So excluding

02:53:15.660 These kinds of therapies

02:53:16.640 And assuming the

02:53:17.500 What is readily

02:53:18.500 Available today

02:53:19.540 And these therapies

02:53:20.500 Are not available

02:53:21.180 Do you think

02:53:23.080 Given the realities

02:53:24.400 Of aging

02:53:24.880 And the impact

02:53:25.500 It has on

02:53:26.760 Your skin

02:53:27.660 And wrinkles

02:53:28.260 And so forth

02:53:28.860 Do you think

02:53:29.620 Given that

02:53:30.420 You'll be

02:53:30.760 More attractive

02:53:32.100 At 99

02:53:32.640 Than you are now

02:53:33.320 Yes

02:53:34.680 Can I ask you

02:53:36.000 A question

02:53:36.360 Honest question

02:53:37.200 Yes

02:53:37.460 Can you

02:53:38.520 Just give me

02:53:39.420 Your definition

02:53:40.320 Not no dictionary

02:53:41.500 Definition

02:53:41.940 Just your definition

02:53:42.820 Of the word cope

02:53:43.860 Cope

02:53:45.180 Cope

02:53:45.880 To cope

02:53:46.660 To cope

02:53:47.600 Is like

02:53:48.080 To like manage

02:53:49.620 Like your

02:53:51.420 I want to say

02:53:53.020 Emotions

02:53:53.560 Total troll

02:53:54.220 I'm not a troll

02:53:55.860 This is

02:53:56.860 This is literally

02:53:57.780 Look I'm from

02:53:58.900 Chicago okay

02:54:00.060 What does

02:54:00.760 It's just

02:54:01.680 I'm just

02:54:02.200 More likely to die

02:54:03.200 Trolls aren't

02:54:04.240 In Chicago

02:54:04.780 I mean there's

02:54:05.520 Trolls are

02:54:06.020 Everywhere

02:54:06.460 But like

02:54:07.180 Like the thing

02:54:08.580 About it is

02:54:09.220 No no no

02:54:10.220 Hold on

02:54:10.720 Let's just offer

02:54:11.320 Her the plastic

02:54:11.900 Surgery

02:54:12.240 So the

02:54:13.940 Whatever podcast

02:54:14.940 Will offer

02:54:15.860 And the crucible

02:54:16.480 Will split it

02:54:17.060 Will offer

02:54:18.280 Because we

02:54:19.520 Will give you

02:54:20.260 We will have

02:54:21.180 You go do

02:54:21.820 Plastic surgery

02:54:22.680 Procedures to

02:54:23.380 Age you

02:54:23.860 Yes

02:54:24.220 We will pay

02:54:25.280 For it fully

02:54:26.120 And we'll

02:54:27.180 Throw on

02:54:27.720 We'll give you

02:54:28.160 An extra

02:54:28.420 Two thousand dollars

02:54:29.200 For your trouble

02:54:29.840 We'll pay for

02:54:31.160 You to go get

02:54:32.180 Plastic surgery

02:54:33.080 That makes you

02:54:34.540 Look like a

02:54:35.240 99 year old

02:54:35.940 But

02:54:36.320 But

02:54:37.060 You have to

02:54:38.160 Keep it

02:54:38.480 For the rest

02:54:38.760 You can't

02:54:39.200 Undo it

02:54:39.760 I mean

02:54:41.100 It depends on

02:54:42.000 How like

02:54:42.700 Are you going to

02:54:43.420 Add more wrinkles

02:54:44.140 Are there going to

02:54:44.740 Be more wrinkles

02:54:45.340 In Bob

02:54:45.680 Oh you know

02:54:46.660 Like that thing

02:54:47.300 That 99 year olds

02:54:48.840 Do

02:54:49.140 They have wrinkles

02:54:50.280 Right

02:54:50.820 You guys

02:54:51.260 You guys

02:54:51.280 I think you're

02:54:51.860 Taking my

02:54:52.660 Yes

02:54:53.160 Out of

02:54:53.620 Like this

02:54:54.100 Like the

02:54:54.820 Context

02:54:55.500 I

02:54:55.940 No matter

02:54:56.460 What's the

02:54:56.840 Context of the

02:54:57.540 Yes

02:54:57.780 The yes

02:54:58.440 Is even if

02:54:59.500 I'm going to

02:54:59.820 Have wrinkles

02:55:00.360 No matter what

02:55:01.060 I still

02:55:01.680 I'm going to

02:55:02.240 Be

02:55:02.600 My health

02:55:03.840 Yeah

02:55:04.080 I think you

02:55:04.820 Misinterpreted

02:55:05.640 The question

02:55:06.080 I'm not

02:55:07.360 Asking if

02:55:08.040 There's a

02:55:08.420 Potential where

02:55:09.000 You could

02:55:09.300 Still be

02:55:09.620 Attractive at

02:55:10.300 90 years

02:55:10.880 Old

02:55:11.180 Okay

02:55:11.600 That's not

02:55:12.160 The that's

02:55:12.760 Not the

02:55:13.000 Question

02:55:13.320 The question

02:55:13.980 Is at

02:55:14.800 90 years

02:55:15.420 Old are

02:55:15.860 You going to

02:55:16.240 Be as

02:55:16.520 Good looking

02:55:16.920 As you

02:55:17.240 Are right

02:55:17.860 This second

02:55:18.480 Right

02:55:18.820 This second

02:55:19.340 Well I

02:55:20.240 Believe so

02:55:20.840 Yeah

02:55:21.100 My face

02:55:21.720 Wouldn't

02:55:22.020 Well then

02:55:22.460 If that's

02:55:22.940 The case

02:55:23.440 Then why

02:55:24.680 Then why

02:55:25.220 Not take

02:55:25.600 The corrective

02:55:26.100 Surgery

02:55:26.420 To add

02:55:26.780 All the

02:55:26.980 Wrinkles

02:55:27.240 And shit

02:55:27.700 And we

02:55:28.180 Could just

02:55:28.420 Age you

02:55:28.800 Forward

02:55:29.040 99

02:55:29.480 To 99

02:55:30.080 I mean

02:55:30.720 I wouldn't

02:55:31.160 Mind

02:55:31.460 I'll still

02:55:31.800 Get hit

02:55:32.180 On by

02:55:32.540 Like young

02:55:33.080 Men

02:55:33.360 And all

02:55:33.920 Those crazy

02:55:34.460 Why would

02:55:34.840 You want

02:55:35.060 To get

02:55:35.320 Hit on

02:55:35.780 By young

02:55:36.080 Men

02:55:36.220 And crazy

02:55:36.540 Chads

02:55:36.840 When you're

02:55:37.120 Married

02:55:37.480 Yeah

02:55:37.640 You're

02:55:37.760 I mean

02:55:38.760 But like

02:55:39.240 Regardless

02:55:39.880 Of the

02:55:40.180 Situation

02:55:40.560 No matter

02:55:40.900 If like

02:55:41.540 If you're

02:55:41.940 Old or

02:55:42.480 Young

02:55:42.840 Men

02:55:43.300 What in

02:55:46.400 The name

02:55:46.780 Of what

02:55:47.120 The fuck

02:55:47.500 Are you

02:55:47.740 Talking about

02:55:48.300 Is going

02:55:48.660 On here

02:55:49.000 Husband

02:55:49.300 Would want

02:55:49.820 You to

02:55:50.300 Have the

02:55:50.800 Surgery

02:55:51.120 To make

02:55:51.440 Yourself

02:55:51.700 Look older

02:55:52.080 Right now

02:55:52.580 Today

02:55:53.200 He doesn't

02:55:53.660 Have a

02:55:53.880 Choice

02:55:54.280 I'm sorry

02:55:56.200 I'm sorry

02:55:56.680 You're so

02:55:57.980 Pretty

02:55:58.260 Like you

02:55:58.700 Don't

02:55:58.940 You don't

02:55:59.280 Need to

02:55:59.660 Age

02:56:00.140 Yourself

02:56:00.500 That's

02:56:00.820 Crazy

02:56:01.060 You know

02:56:01.340 That's

02:56:01.580 Not real

02:56:01.940 You don't

02:56:02.220 Want to

02:56:02.520 Look

02:56:02.840 99

02:56:03.180 I think

02:56:04.040 You guys

02:56:05.120 Are like

02:56:05.520 Not

02:56:06.080 Understanding

02:56:06.680 Like

02:56:06.940 You're

02:56:07.400 Right

02:56:07.600 Your soul

02:56:08.900 Might be

02:56:09.260 I'm maybe

02:56:09.800 Not

02:56:10.140 Understanding

02:56:10.700 The question

02:56:11.300 Because like

02:56:11.840 I'm looking

02:56:12.380 At this

02:56:12.860 As an

02:56:13.140 Overall

02:56:13.460 Like

02:56:13.860 We're

02:56:14.100 Talking

02:56:14.340 Superficial

02:56:15.080 Like

02:56:15.580 Why

02:56:16.000 Super

02:56:16.660 Like

02:56:17.040 I'm not

02:56:17.300 A superficial

02:56:17.660 Person

02:56:18.200 That's

02:56:18.500 The thing

02:56:18.720 But that's

02:56:18.960 That's

02:56:19.300 The question

02:56:19.840 That's

02:56:20.140 The premise

02:56:20.480 Of the

02:56:20.760 Question

02:56:21.080 So

02:56:21.480 Answer

02:56:22.040 I'm not

02:56:22.800 A superficial

02:56:23.380 Woman

02:56:24.060 Do you

02:56:24.480 Think

02:56:24.720 Andrew

02:56:25.160 Will look

02:56:25.560 Better

02:56:25.820 When he's

02:56:26.320 99

02:56:26.780 Than he

02:56:27.220 Does

02:56:27.420 Like

02:56:27.600 Right

02:56:27.800 Now

02:56:28.120 All right

02:56:30.000 Hold on

02:56:31.080 Can I

02:56:32.480 Just ask

02:56:32.880 You

02:56:32.960 Crazy

02:56:33.240 Ace

02:56:33.500 Think

02:56:33.680 For the

02:56:33.880 Gifted

02:56:34.140 20

02:56:34.400 Subs

02:56:34.680 Thank

02:56:34.880 You

02:56:34.980 Crazy

02:56:35.220 W's

02:56:35.740 Yes

02:56:36.020 Okay

02:56:36.600 You

02:56:42.380 I mean

02:56:44.280 It's

02:56:44.520 A little

02:56:44.820 In my

02:56:45.720 Opinion

02:56:46.180 Yeah

02:56:46.720 It's

02:56:46.900 Not

02:56:47.040 A lot

02:56:47.380 Right

02:56:47.600 Yeah

02:56:47.860 I mean

02:56:48.420 It's

02:56:48.580 Almost

02:56:48.780 Gone

02:56:49.160 Now

02:56:49.720 How much

02:56:50.020 Beer

02:56:50.180 Is

02:56:50.280 In

02:56:50.360 The

02:56:50.480 Cup

02:56:50.720 None

02:56:52.860 But what

02:56:53.340 About

02:56:53.540 The beer's

02:56:54.000 Soul

02:56:54.280 What about

02:56:56.480 How the beer

02:56:57.480 Felt

02:56:57.980 It's

02:56:58.860 What about

02:56:59.440 How the beer

02:57:00.160 Feels about

02:57:00.920 How much

02:57:01.620 Of it

02:57:02.180 Is left

02:57:02.720 In the

02:57:03.020 Cup

02:57:03.260 Wait a second

02:57:04.480 I can't

02:57:05.300 See your

02:57:05.600 Soul either

02:57:06.260 Yeah

02:57:06.960 Yeah

02:57:07.500 So

02:57:07.840 So

02:57:08.300 So

02:57:08.720 I just

02:57:09.100 Want to

02:57:09.360 Know

02:57:09.720 Real quick

02:57:10.680 If you

02:57:11.420 Can help

02:57:11.680 Me out

02:57:11.960 With this

02:57:12.400 We're not

02:57:13.020 Asking how

02:57:13.520 You're

02:57:13.660 Going to

02:57:13.820 Feel

02:57:14.120 We're not

02:57:14.620 Asking about

02:57:15.080 Your soul

02:57:15.560 We're not

02:57:15.880 Asking about

02:57:16.500 The

02:57:16.980 Internal

02:57:18.400 Beauty

02:57:19.080 Of what

02:57:19.720 You will

02:57:19.960 Be at

02:57:20.200 99

02:57:20.500 We're just

02:57:20.900 Asking this

02:57:21.600 Are dudes

02:57:22.440 Going to

02:57:22.720 Want to

02:57:23.040 Fucking

02:57:23.340 Bang you

02:57:23.900 More at

02:57:24.300 100

02:57:24.600 Or right

02:57:25.360 This

02:57:25.620 Second

02:57:25.880 Real simple

02:57:27.520 Real simple

02:57:28.380 And I'm

02:57:29.320 Answering your

02:57:29.820 Question very

02:57:30.560 Honestly

02:57:31.020 You asked the

02:57:31.600 Question and I

02:57:32.140 Said yes

02:57:32.740 Wait so

02:57:33.380 Men

02:57:33.740 Would want to

02:57:34.760 Bang you

02:57:35.100 More at

02:57:35.580 99

02:57:36.100 No

02:57:36.540 No

02:57:37.100 No

02:57:37.380 No

02:57:37.440 I'm talking

02:57:38.100 About the

02:57:38.800 Age

02:57:39.780 So which

02:57:40.860 Age are

02:57:41.300 Men going to

02:57:41.620 Want to

02:57:41.820 Bang you

02:57:42.120 More at

02:57:42.560 Well I

02:57:43.480 Hope to

02:57:44.100 The

02:57:44.460 End of

02:57:44.800 My

02:57:44.940 Life

02:57:45.260 I don't

02:57:45.660 I don't

02:57:45.940 Know

02:57:46.040 More

02:57:46.540 More

02:57:46.940 What does

02:57:47.740 More mean

02:57:48.280 Pick a

02:57:48.820 Year

02:57:49.080 Okay

02:57:49.640 Tell me

02:57:51.080 What the

02:57:51.320 Word

02:57:51.460 More

02:57:51.660 Means

02:57:51.880 Okay but

02:57:52.220 You have

02:57:52.560 To

02:57:52.720 Like

02:57:53.000 Okay

02:57:53.380 First and

02:57:54.100 Foremost

02:57:54.520 First and

02:57:56.160 Foremost

02:57:56.760 You would

02:57:57.860 Have to

02:57:58.220 Understand

02:57:58.820 Like okay

02:57:59.480 We have

02:57:59.800 To talk

02:58:00.040 About the

02:58:00.360 Age

02:58:00.580 Demographic

02:58:01.080 Of a

02:58:01.380 Man

02:58:01.560 What do

02:58:02.020 You mean

02:58:02.220 Between

02:58:02.480 If a

02:58:03.100 Man

02:58:03.340 If I

02:58:03.620 Let's

02:58:03.820 Say I

02:58:04.060 Was

02:58:04.240 30

02:58:04.700 Something

02:58:05.580 Any

02:58:06.180 Fucking

02:58:06.640 Man

02:58:07.000 On

02:58:07.220 Planet

02:58:07.540 Earth

02:58:07.820 Who

02:58:08.180 Exists

02:58:08.800 Would

02:58:09.360 He

02:58:09.500 Prefer

02:58:09.840 To

02:58:10.040 Bang

02:58:10.320 You

02:58:10.520 At

02:58:10.800 100

02:58:11.240 Or

02:58:11.540 25

02:58:12.000 Well that

02:58:14.680 Would

02:58:14.800 Depend

02:58:15.040 On

02:58:15.180 The

02:58:15.280 Man

02:58:15.520 Though

02:58:17.740 I agree

02:58:21.120 It would

02:58:21.560 Depend

02:58:21.800 On

02:58:21.880 The

02:58:21.960 Man

02:58:22.120 There

02:58:22.300 Could

02:58:22.420 Be

02:58:22.540 Some

02:58:22.760 Sick

02:58:23.020 Fuck

02:58:23.240 Out

02:58:23.440 There

02:58:23.700 Who

02:58:24.020 Wants

02:58:24.280 To

02:58:24.440 Go

02:58:24.680 And

02:58:24.920 They

02:58:25.040 Want

02:58:25.200 To

02:58:25.320 Dig

02:58:25.520 Your

02:58:25.680 Corpse

02:58:26.020 Up

02:58:26.240 And

02:58:26.360 Have

02:58:26.540 It

02:58:26.620 But

02:58:27.140 What

02:58:27.380 I'm

02:58:27.500 asking

02:58:27.800 On

02:58:28.620 Average

02:58:29.260 Just

02:58:29.740 On

02:58:29.960 Average

02:58:30.500 The

02:58:31.100 Amount

02:58:31.500 Of

02:58:31.760 Average

02:58:32.540 Men

02:58:32.760 Average

02:58:33.500 Just

02:58:33.900 The

02:58:34.080 Average

02:58:34.500 Do

02:58:34.800 You

02:58:35.100 Think

02:58:35.320 That

02:58:35.520 Average

02:58:36.060 Men

02:58:36.360 Would

02:58:36.560 Prefer

02:58:36.820 To

02:58:36.960 Bang

02:58:37.140 You

02:58:37.240 Right

02:58:37.440 Now

02:58:37.640 Or

02:58:37.800 99

02:58:38.320 Average

02:58:38.760 Men

02:58:39.040 Like

02:58:39.320 What's

02:58:39.640 The

02:58:39.760 Age

02:58:40.020 Demographic

02:58:40.640 Whatever's

02:58:41.580 Average

02:58:41.960 I

02:58:42.460 Don't

02:58:42.580 Know

02:58:42.700 The

02:58:42.840 Average

02:58:43.100 That's

02:58:43.400 Why

02:58:43.480 I'm

02:58:43.580 You

02:58:43.660 Don't

02:58:43.740 Know

02:58:43.820 The

02:58:43.960 Average

02:58:44.280 Of

02:58:44.480 Age

02:58:44.880 That's

02:58:45.700 Why

02:58:45.800 I'm

02:58:45.920 That

02:58:46.120 Would

02:58:46.240 Be

02:58:46.360 All

02:58:46.660 Ages

02:58:47.080 The

02:58:47.660 Average

02:58:48.180 Man

02:58:48.700 Who's

02:58:49.020 Within

02:58:49.420 All

02:58:49.760 Those

02:58:49.960 Average

02:58:50.320 All

02:58:51.740 Those

02:58:51.960 Men

02:58:52.140 Who

02:58:52.260 Are

02:58:52.400 In

02:58:52.900 Every

02:58:53.820 Single

02:58:54.200 Individual

02:58:54.640 Age

02:58:54.960 20

02:58:55.220 21

02:58:55.660 22

02:58:56.100 23

02:58:56.560 All

02:58:56.900 The

02:58:57.000 Way

02:58:57.080 Up

02:58:57.180 99

02:58:57.580 And

02:58:58.180 All

02:58:58.380 The

02:58:58.560 Averages

02:58:59.020 That

02:58:59.540 Exist

02:58:59.900 Across

02:59:00.280 That

02:59:00.500 Whole

02:59:00.700 Board

02:59:01.020 Do

02:59:01.400 You

02:59:01.480 Think

02:59:01.660 More

02:59:02.180 Of

02:59:02.360 Those

02:59:02.600 Men

02:59:02.940 More

02:59:03.820 Of

02:59:04.040 Them

02:59:04.280 Would

02:59:05.060 Prefer

02:59:05.420 To

02:59:05.620 Bang

02:59:05.820 You

02:59:05.980 At

02:59:06.140 100

02:59:06.620 Or

02:59:07.320 25

02:59:07.840 Then

02:59:08.380 No

02:59:08.760 Then

02:59:09.420 Know

02:59:09.600 What

02:59:09.900 No

02:59:10.460 They

02:59:10.640 Would

02:59:10.820 Not

02:59:10.980 Prefer

02:59:11.240 To

02:59:11.400 Bang

02:59:11.540 Me

02:59:11.680 At

02:59:11.820 109

02:59:12.620 Or

02:59:12.880 Whatever

02:59:13.220 The

02:59:13.520 Age

02:59:13.880 Is

02:59:14.500 Thank

02:59:14.920 God

02:59:15.600 I'm

02:59:15.860 Going

02:59:15.960 To

02:59:16.000 Go

02:59:16.140 Out

02:59:16.220 A

02:59:16.340 Cigarette

02:59:16.680 You

02:59:18.500 Guys

02:59:18.760 Are

02:59:18.880 So

02:59:19.160 Interesting

02:59:19.700 You

02:59:23.820 Just

02:59:24.100 Never

02:59:24.400 Know

02:59:25.100 Would

02:59:28.000 You

02:59:28.080 Prefer

02:59:28.360 Your

02:59:28.560 Husband

02:59:28.880 At

02:59:29.080 100

02:59:29.400 Do

02:59:29.620 You

02:59:29.640 Think

02:59:29.740 He'll

02:59:29.840 Be

02:59:29.940 More

02:59:30.120 Attractive

02:59:30.580 Well

02:59:31.820 You

02:59:32.820 Guys

02:59:33.040 Are

02:59:33.160 Talking

02:59:33.400 About

02:59:33.600 This

02:59:33.760 On

02:59:33.880 A

02:59:34.040 Superficial

02:59:34.780 Level

02:59:35.280 Though

02:59:35.620 That's

02:59:35.920 The

02:59:36.040 Point

02:59:36.340 If

02:59:36.560 He

02:59:36.680 Took

02:59:37.460 A

02:59:37.540 Pill

02:59:37.820 Right

02:59:38.000 Now

02:59:38.200 Would

02:59:39.360 You

02:59:39.480 Want

02:59:39.640 To

02:59:39.740 Fuck

02:59:39.920 Him

02:59:40.120 You

02:59:41.500 Just

02:59:41.660 Be

02:59:41.860 Real

02:59:42.320 With

02:59:42.540 It

02:59:42.760 So

02:59:43.380 To

02:59:43.820 Be

02:59:44.060 Realistic

02:59:44.740 I'm

02:59:45.300 Unsure

02:59:45.800 I

02:59:46.000 Can't

02:59:46.240 I

02:59:46.320 Don't

02:59:46.440 Know

02:59:46.560 My

02:59:46.740 Partners

02:59:47.160 Like

02:59:47.540 Mine

02:59:47.900 Like

02:59:48.120 That

02:59:48.280 So

02:59:48.460 I

02:59:48.600 Can't

02:59:48.920 Like

02:59:49.140 Clarify

02:59:50.040 Just

02:59:51.400 Analyze

02:59:51.860 Would

02:59:52.180 You

02:59:52.300 Be

02:59:52.440 Attracted

02:59:52.900 To

02:59:53.020 Him

02:59:53.220 If

02:59:53.420 He

02:59:53.580 Was

02:59:53.940 100

02:59:54.460 Tomorrow

02:59:55.100 I

02:59:55.660 Mean

02:59:55.860 I

02:59:56.020 Was

02:59:56.260 Attracted

02:59:56.720 To

02:59:56.800 Men

02:59:56.940 Who

02:59:57.060 Are

02:59:57.160 50

02:59:57.460 Years

02:59:57.740 Old

02:59:58.080 And

02:59:58.360 You

02:59:58.700 Know

02:59:58.860 That

02:59:59.100 Didn't

02:59:59.300 Stop

02:59:59.780 Me

02:59:59.940 From

03:00:00.280 Sleeping

03:00:01.500 With

03:00:01.780 Them

03:00:01.960 Or

03:00:02.080 Anything

03:00:02.300 Of

03:00:02.500 That

03:00:02.620 Nature

03:00:02.940 I

03:00:03.400 Losing

03:00:04.120 Brain

03:00:04.500 Cells

03:00:04.780 On

03:00:05.180 This

03:00:05.360 One

03:00:05.600 Meet

03:00:09.640 The Kaiser

03:00:10.180 To

03:00:12.320 Pop

03:00:12.760 Champagne

03:00:13.560 Last

03:00:14.420 Donation

03:00:15.160 Until

03:00:15.620 2025

03:00:16.560 Thank

03:00:17.120 You

03:00:17.240 Man

03:00:17.440 Sorry

03:00:17.820 Got

03:00:18.360 To

03:00:18.580 Save

03:00:18.860 For

03:00:19.100 Holidays

03:00:19.700 All

03:00:20.020 Good

03:00:20.200 Ryan

03:00:20.600 Happy

03:00:20.980 New

03:00:21.320 Year

03:00:21.760 Andrew

03:00:22.500 Merry

03:00:22.820 Christmas

03:00:23.480 Ladies

03:00:24.480 Be

03:00:24.740 Good

03:00:24.940 And

03:00:25.080 Learn

03:00:25.320 Something

03:00:25.760 Tonight

03:00:26.200 And

03:00:27.000 My

03:00:27.260 Ten

03:00:27.500 Tenths

03:00:28.000 Friend

03:00:28.260 Lucy

03:00:28.640 Love

03:00:29.220 You

03:00:29.440 Girl

03:00:29.860 Keep

03:00:30.400 Chattering

03:00:30.900 Wait

03:00:33.200 Fingers

03:00:33.560 Guys

03:00:34.080 My

03:00:34.280 First

03:00:34.580 Nice

03:00:34.900 Comment

03:00:35.420 No

03:00:35.680 Wait a

03:00:35.840 Second

03:00:36.080 My

03:00:36.240 Second

03:00:36.380 Oh

03:00:36.580 Don't

03:00:38.820 Clip

03:00:38.980 That

03:00:39.200 You're

03:00:39.220 Fine

03:00:39.480 Wait can you read that again that was so nice

03:00:43.840 Yo Kaiser thank you so much man do really appreciate it look if you manage to make it to our show on Tuesday that's going to be a doozy but do very much appreciate your patronage tonight he'd sent in the first champagne pop too right right

03:01:01.240 Right

03:01:02.120 I think so

03:01:02.720 No it was someone else

03:01:03.440 That was yellow banana

03:01:04.340 Banana

03:01:04.820 Kaiser just sent a lot of TTS

03:01:06.440 Hey where's brown banana

03:01:07.420 We need brown banana in the chat

03:01:08.760 You know who I miss

03:01:09.400 I miss Ryan who was trolling me all last episode

03:01:11.840 Where is that guy

03:01:12.900 He DM'd me afterwards too

03:01:14.240 That is cool

03:01:15.260 Thank you for sharing that

03:01:16.260 You're so welcome

03:01:17.240 Did you smash or what

03:01:18.520 Absolutely

03:01:19.100 Yeah

03:01:19.620 Everyone who DMs me guys

03:01:21.040 Did you guys shake this

03:01:22.160 That was a joke by the way for all the trolls

03:01:26.160 Hold on

03:01:32.260 What the fuck bro

03:01:33.300 Is that it?

03:01:38.360 I was weak

03:01:40.720 It doesn't even want to come off

03:01:44.240 Okay scoffed

03:01:45.760 Alright thank you guys

03:01:47.000 Appreciate it

03:01:47.700 Thank you Kaiser

03:01:48.500 Do appreciate it

03:01:49.520 I'll let you

03:01:49.900 I'll let Andrew know that

03:01:51.160 What the fuck bro

03:01:52.200 It's not

03:01:52.640 Did you twist the thingies?

03:01:56.540 Yeah I twisted the six times

03:01:58.320 That's weird

03:02:00.840 It's not opening

03:02:04.620 That's embarrassing

03:02:05.940 Do you need a big strong man to get it for you?

03:02:08.380 Probably

03:02:08.820 Probably

03:02:09.700 Alright I'll get it in a sec man

03:02:12.260 The champagne ball is scuffed

03:02:13.600 What barriers prevent men from forming meaningful romantic relationships

03:02:17.660 With 25% of young men reporting they have never been in one

03:02:22.420 From Techno Trooper

03:02:23.360 Thank you

03:02:23.720 W's in the chat for Techno Trooper

03:02:25.540 W's in the chat for Meet the Kaiser

03:02:27.000 Also

03:02:27.720 Anybody?

03:02:30.060 I have a take on this

03:02:31.840 Go ahead

03:02:32.480 I think that

03:02:33.940 Things like

03:02:35.180 Like OF

03:02:36.040 And

03:02:36.860 Korn sites

03:02:38.720 Are kind of

03:02:40.200 Contributing to men

03:02:41.760 Just being like

03:02:42.580 Oh well I can get everything I need right here

03:02:44.820 So

03:02:45.220 Why

03:02:45.880 Why do I need a real woman?

03:02:47.300 You know

03:02:47.540 I don't know

03:02:49.260 That just

03:02:49.780 Seems

03:02:50.620 That's

03:02:51.320 That's pretty much it

03:02:52.200 I don't know

03:02:52.580 That just seems like

03:02:53.720 Makes sense

03:02:54.580 Well they're also like

03:02:56.480 Going after like people

03:02:57.560 Like I have guys in my DMs all the time

03:02:59.500 They're like

03:02:59.800 I just want to have a meaningful relationship

03:03:01.980 I'm like

03:03:02.440 This isn't Tinder love

03:03:03.940 I'm sorry

03:03:04.460 And they expect

03:03:05.500 And they have an unrealistic expectation

03:03:07.960 For like

03:03:08.760 What's going to happen

03:03:09.440 In the bedroom

03:03:10.120 Or in real

03:03:10.820 Like with a real woman

03:03:12.140 Rather than

03:03:13.820 A video

03:03:14.580 They don't know how to ask women out in real life

03:03:16.440 Because it's all through Tinder now

03:03:17.980 That's what I expect

03:03:18.760 So when they go to LA

03:03:19.940 Because they don't know how to ask a girl

03:03:21.300 You know

03:03:21.640 Yeah

03:03:21.920 Sinking arrangements

03:03:22.840 Yeah I loosened that shit

03:03:24.340 I loosened it for Andrew

03:03:25.880 Champagne champagne champagne

03:03:28.960 Yes

03:03:29.360 Yes

03:03:29.860 Yes

03:03:30.240 Please yes

03:03:31.200 She said

03:03:32.080 Oh fuck

03:03:33.960 I poured it in my good

03:03:34.820 Brian are you enjoying your drinking of alcohol this episode?

03:03:38.140 I'm sure

03:03:38.640 Yes

03:03:39.220 I am very much enjoying it

03:03:40.840 Thank you

03:03:41.780 Is it just beer that you don't like?

03:03:42.960 Oh my god

03:03:43.360 I'm so sorry

03:03:45.020 It's all good

03:03:46.620 This makes me go back to

03:03:49.060 How like

03:03:50.140 Gender roles have changed though

03:03:52.020 Because the more

03:03:53.040 As women

03:03:54.040 Are trying to make

03:03:55.480 A stand for themselves

03:03:57.020 Men are sort of losing

03:03:58.420 Their place and purpose

03:04:00.200 In the idea

03:04:01.080 Of being the big strong man

03:04:03.120 Of the household

03:04:04.000 And so I feel like

03:04:05.360 With these changes

03:04:06.400 We need to change

03:04:07.980 Like

03:04:08.400 How men

03:04:09.520 See the idea of masculinity

03:04:12.240 I

03:04:13.480 So what

03:04:13.800 My question to you is

03:04:14.820 What is masculinity

03:04:15.520 For you?

03:04:17.140 Masculinity to me

03:04:18.340 Bro don't

03:04:18.980 Spill that

03:04:20.000 Push

03:04:20.700 It would be

03:04:22.700 Oh she didn't even finish it

03:04:25.420 Whatever

03:04:25.840 Give it to me

03:04:27.260 Go ahead

03:04:28.760 Go ahead

03:04:29.160 Keep talking guys

03:04:29.980 Yeah keep talking

03:04:30.740 I'm trying to think of

03:04:31.760 How I would define masculinity

03:04:33.980 Because

03:04:34.940 There are lots of things

03:04:36.480 That overlap with femininity

03:04:38.380 Like being supportive

03:04:39.920 And taking care

03:04:41.160 And contributing

03:04:43.400 Everyone in society

03:04:45.540 Should contribute

03:04:46.440 And

03:04:48.180 Be helpful

03:04:51.740 Okay

03:04:52.460 You guys

03:04:54.040 Are you guys struggling

03:04:54.940 With this question?

03:04:55.820 I have an answer

03:04:56.300 What?

03:04:57.080 No it's okay

03:04:57.960 We lost our post

03:04:58.880 For like five minutes there

03:05:00.000 So

03:05:00.240 Yeah

03:05:00.580 I mean

03:05:02.180 What barriers

03:05:03.020 Prevent men

03:05:03.640 From forming

03:05:04.160 Meaningful romantic relationships

03:05:06.720 25% of young men

03:05:08.180 Reporting they have

03:05:08.780 Never been in one

03:05:09.460 I mean

03:05:10.360 There's hoflation

03:05:11.280 That's what I just said

03:05:12.980 What?

03:05:13.660 Hoflation?

03:05:14.440 Hoflation

03:05:14.960 Yeah

03:05:15.800 Yeah

03:05:16.160 Hoflation

03:05:16.560 That whole thing

03:05:18.780 But also short form media

03:05:20.400 Like that's killing attention spans

03:05:22.200 And spurring on addictions

03:05:23.780 That is very true

03:05:25.320 I can't even lie

03:05:27.260 I do OnlyFans

03:05:28.180 And I hate romantic

03:05:29.840 Like

03:05:30.420 What?

03:05:31.120 Like I just

03:05:31.660 I don't like it

03:05:32.700 Like I don't know

03:05:33.620 And I

03:05:34.140 I'm not a romantic person

03:05:35.940 Like

03:05:36.240 But like

03:05:36.920 Are you talking about

03:05:37.420 Like bringing flowers

03:05:39.020 And like getting flowers

03:05:40.140 Like I like getting flowers

03:05:41.620 But like

03:05:42.160 When it comes to like

03:05:43.000 Talking

03:05:43.500 And like

03:05:44.340 You know

03:05:44.780 I think

03:05:44.960 I

03:05:45.180 Like

03:05:46.740 I just want like

03:05:47.840 A best friend

03:05:48.660 Type person

03:05:49.560 You know

03:05:50.020 It's beautiful

03:05:50.520 It's so romantic

03:05:52.100 Alright

03:05:52.880 Libertariat

03:05:53.520 You can cheat on him

03:05:54.720 Libertariat says

03:05:56.280 I'm from Chicago

03:05:57.260 Is really just a nice way

03:05:58.700 Of saying

03:05:59.040 I think marinara bread

03:06:01.100 Bowls are pizza

03:06:02.600 You're funny

03:06:05.040 You're funny honey

03:06:08.440 Yo

03:06:08.860 Libertariat

03:06:09.480 Thank you so much man

03:06:10.480 W's in the chat guys

03:06:11.460 For Libertariat

03:06:12.180 Show him some love

03:06:12.900 In the chat

03:06:13.420 I still love you though

03:06:14.380 Thank you for all the support man

03:06:14.980 Appreciate it

03:06:15.720 Thank you

03:06:16.500 Thank you

03:06:17.360 And let's

03:06:18.560 We

03:06:18.980 Oh

03:06:19.340 Age

03:06:20.480 We have

03:06:21.620 Oh wait

03:06:22.060 We gotta wait till

03:06:22.960 What's her name's back

03:06:23.860 Is she

03:06:26.040 You coming back

03:06:26.940 Or what's up

03:06:27.680 What's up

03:06:29.000 Oh sorry

03:06:30.440 I was just trying to figure out

03:06:31.360 What time this ended

03:06:32.340 Because I thought it

03:06:33.560 Ended at eight

03:06:34.320 And so

03:06:34.860 Yeah

03:06:35.340 Definitely doesn't

03:06:36.360 Definitely doesn't

03:06:37.100 She said it doesn't

03:06:37.820 So I was trying to

03:06:39.040 Okay

03:06:39.340 When does it

03:06:40.520 Just curious

03:06:41.200 Sorry I didn't know

03:06:41.900 Whenever they're finished

03:06:43.160 Yeah

03:06:43.660 I was reading through my message

03:06:45.420 About the book

03:06:46.500 Like the about coming

03:06:47.420 And I'm trying to see

03:06:48.160 If I can see a time

03:06:49.700 But there wasn't one

03:06:51.260 So

03:06:51.580 I'm delusional

03:06:53.120 Hey that's weird

03:06:53.880 I thought you did a bunch

03:06:54.860 Of research for the show

03:06:55.820 But you didn't know

03:06:56.820 How long the episodes

03:06:57.560 Usually go

03:06:58.160 I see them

03:06:59.940 At like three hours

03:07:01.380 About

03:07:02.120 Where

03:07:02.640 Five hours

03:07:03.640 My goodness

03:07:04.060 Where

03:07:04.280 Our last one was

03:07:05.240 Eight hours

03:07:06.380 On this YouTube channel

03:07:07.740 That's crazy

03:07:09.120 No way

03:07:09.700 Are you watching the clips

03:07:11.000 Or are you watching

03:07:11.620 Like the full stream

03:07:12.040 The clips aren't three hours either

03:07:13.220 No clips are like

03:07:14.160 Twenty and thirty maybe

03:07:15.560 Clips are like

03:07:16.780 Five minutes long

03:07:17.820 Clips are usually

03:07:18.620 Like thirty seconds

03:07:19.440 To a minute

03:07:19.960 We're gonna do a cheers

03:07:21.380 Wait you

03:07:22.500 You two have to get

03:07:23.620 A banana each

03:07:24.600 A banana

03:07:25.100 What

03:07:25.540 That's how you guys

03:07:26.380 Are cheersing

03:07:27.000 Oh

03:07:27.460 Banana

03:07:28.400 Banana

03:07:31.260 Banana

03:07:31.620 Banana

03:07:32.040 I don't like the ones

03:07:33.120 Out the fridge

03:07:34.480 It's like warm

03:07:36.080 It's fine now

03:07:37.000 It's not cold

03:07:37.640 Why do they look like that

03:07:39.080 We've been here a while

03:07:40.000 Why does it look like that

03:07:42.760 I'm scared

03:07:44.040 No

03:07:45.520 Alright

03:07:47.560 You want a new one

03:07:49.040 Girl just eat a banana

03:07:50.060 I want a cute one

03:07:51.060 You want a cute one

03:07:52.680 What the fuck

03:07:53.180 Is a cute banana

03:07:54.100 Why are you opening it

03:07:58.660 The opposite way

03:07:59.700 That's what I said

03:08:00.780 She's primitive

03:08:01.460 I said what primitive

03:08:03.160 Is crazy

03:08:04.040 What the fuck

03:08:04.860 That is amazing

03:08:06.140 Alright

03:08:06.520 Kaiser was the one

03:08:08.480 Who so generously

03:08:09.600 Generously

03:08:11.040 Is that a word

03:08:12.620 Yes

03:08:13.240 Generously

03:08:15.320 Genuinely

03:08:15.900 Generously

03:08:17.420 Kaiser thank you very much

03:08:19.200 For the champagne pop

03:08:20.040 Cheers

03:08:20.880 To meet the Kaiser

03:08:23.160 Salud

03:08:23.480 Salud

03:08:24.480 Salud

03:08:26.320 Salud

03:08:26.780 Salud

03:08:27.080 Salud

03:08:27.760 Salud

03:08:28.540 Salud

03:08:29.180 Salud

03:08:29.660 Salud

03:08:30.200 Salud

03:08:30.940 Salud

03:08:31.180 Salud

03:08:31.400 Alright put it back over there

03:08:32.520 Put it back

03:08:33.280 I don't like bananas

03:08:34.600 Don't just leave it on the table

03:08:35.560 Wait can I have a bite

03:08:36.640 Oh no

03:08:37.360 I want oranges

03:08:38.220 You wanted an elvish banana.

03:08:41.480 Yeah, like a green one.

03:08:44.840 Thank you, man.

03:08:45.840 All right.

03:08:46.600 This is some GMO banana.

03:08:49.280 Very GMO.

03:08:50.340 They're all GMO bananas, otherwise they would have seeds.

03:08:52.960 Yo.

03:08:53.660 And they would taste different.

03:08:54.820 Are these freshly farm grown?

03:08:57.580 All natural.

03:08:58.480 Let's go ahead and do the reaction.

03:09:00.080 Nothing is anymore.

03:09:03.360 What?

03:09:04.280 Bro, I look ugly as shit.

03:09:05.820 Whoops.

03:09:06.300 You make a hot milf.

03:09:09.060 I don't like this.

03:09:10.540 By the way, whoever does these, you should try to get straight on.

03:09:16.720 You should try to.

03:09:17.540 I just feel like this is her side.

03:09:19.120 Yeah, you really can't see anything.

03:09:21.180 Anybody in the Crucible watching who wants to send in a revise where it's forward facing.

03:09:27.060 Forward facing.

03:09:27.840 Do we have two, Damien?

03:09:29.160 No, I just have one.

03:09:30.060 Just, okay.

03:09:30.980 All right, next.

03:09:31.620 Oh, wow.

03:09:32.160 Wait, you guys love me, huh?

03:09:33.240 Next.

03:09:34.740 Ew.

03:09:35.480 Gross.

03:09:35.920 Yes, I know.

03:09:36.760 Scared.

03:09:37.800 Mommy.

03:09:38.160 Okay, next.

03:09:40.280 No.

03:09:41.400 No.

03:09:44.260 Somebody didn't do their homework.

03:09:46.720 Somebody didn't do their homework.

03:09:48.900 You became white.

03:09:50.240 You're like a white woman all of a sudden.

03:09:53.680 It changes races.

03:09:55.680 Whoa.

03:09:57.200 You look good, though.

03:09:59.080 It's a fucking kiss reunion.

03:10:00.460 Yeah, it's definitely in the band Kiss, yeah.

03:10:02.720 Yeah, there you go.

03:10:03.480 Oh, my God.

03:10:04.200 They did your, like, not dirty.

03:10:06.200 Next.

03:10:06.220 You're about to hear about starting in Detroit Rock City.

03:10:09.060 Who did this?

03:10:10.380 Wait, hold on.

03:10:10.820 He also became white.

03:10:12.320 Kind of white.

03:10:13.160 White?

03:10:14.180 All right, nice.

03:10:15.060 You look like an almond mom.

03:10:16.480 Ew.

03:10:17.220 Oh, they didn't get me.

03:10:18.460 Wait, we skip?

03:10:19.980 Do we have a skip?

03:10:20.780 Why do I look so mean?

03:10:21.680 You look the same.

03:10:22.480 You look exactly the same.

03:10:23.980 Yeah, it's true.

03:10:24.800 Black girl.

03:10:25.260 Oh, she looks the best.

03:10:30.040 You look really good.

03:10:30.860 You remind me of Milana Trump.

03:10:32.940 Like, no.

03:10:34.560 No, she looks pretty.

03:10:36.580 You look like you're about to take something back to the store and really give a talking to

03:10:40.220 to that manager.

03:10:41.180 My nose is not good.

03:10:42.680 It looks like you're going to hit me with a chancla.

03:10:44.800 I'm not even Hispanic.

03:10:50.300 What?

03:10:51.000 Do you think we skipped?

03:10:51.920 No.

03:10:52.680 I'm literally black and white.

03:10:54.220 Okay.

03:10:54.700 Of course.

03:10:55.760 They make you look like Sweeney Todd.

03:10:59.960 Very accurate.

03:11:00.300 That was like Sideshow Bob.

03:11:01.580 Next.

03:11:02.860 Yep.

03:11:03.460 That's the most accurate one.

03:11:05.140 Joe Swanson asked if it's over lying.

03:11:07.480 Okay.

03:11:08.560 All right.

03:11:09.400 There it is.

03:11:10.500 Somebody else might send some through.

03:11:12.120 We did miss the lady, unfortunately, the most important one that we should have aged.

03:11:18.340 Sorry.

03:11:18.900 You can't get me.

03:11:19.660 Can somebody else get her?

03:11:20.580 Don't get me.

03:11:20.660 She's like the one who.

03:11:23.160 Here.

03:11:23.660 Look right at the camera and smile.

03:11:25.320 Right at the camera.

03:11:26.120 Look.

03:11:26.300 Nope.

03:11:26.620 Nope.

03:11:26.940 Look right at it.

03:11:28.360 Here.

03:11:28.880 This camera right here.

03:11:30.280 Look into this camera right here.

03:11:31.380 Look at it.

03:11:31.760 Do it, gosh.

03:11:32.280 Do it.

03:11:33.340 I am showing it off.

03:11:34.920 Get a face on.

03:11:35.680 Get the side profile.

03:11:36.840 We need to see her at 99.

03:11:39.860 You guys are going to see me at 99.

03:11:41.780 Trust.

03:11:43.120 Go ahead.

03:11:44.880 Okay.

03:11:45.440 I don't know if you could get your garden on.

03:11:47.360 I'll find it.

03:11:48.220 We'll get it eventually.

03:11:49.080 I still want to do a gardening.

03:11:51.460 You still want to do a gardening?

03:11:53.040 I still want to do.

03:11:53.760 I still want to like have my own garden.

03:11:55.600 Oh.

03:11:56.260 Sorry.

03:11:56.680 I said it like the grammar is so wrong.

03:11:59.640 All of us tonight, man.

03:12:01.620 Me want garden.

03:12:03.960 All these damn woman.

03:12:07.860 Wait.

03:12:08.360 So, Missy, go into your notes.

03:12:10.040 These damn woman.

03:12:10.940 What?

03:12:11.140 What?

03:12:13.220 What?

03:12:14.500 Boys.

03:12:15.740 You guys done?

03:12:16.980 Yeah.

03:12:17.360 Okay.

03:12:17.820 Okay.

03:12:18.400 Missy, going to your notes, you said you think, or I think, well, you think men should be providers

03:12:23.820 in most scenarios in most scenarios and one plural woman should not have to pay?

03:12:29.400 I said on the first date.

03:12:33.560 Was that not what we were talking about?

03:12:34.800 There's no specification here about first date, but so only first date and then?

03:12:41.960 No, I think that men should like, well, I date traditionally, right?

03:12:45.500 Like, I think that if you're out here using men for dates and whatever and you don't really have any intention

03:12:49.940 to marry, then that's different.

03:12:51.820 But if you're dating to like for marriage and like, I do feel like because of what I've like been through and like dating men with no jobs who didn't support me,

03:13:01.940 it does give me a different kind of feeling towards it.

03:13:05.540 I do want someone who's like, yeah, like take me like to dates and showing me why like I should pick him and like you should pick me too.

03:13:16.040 But I don't know.

03:13:17.020 I think, yeah.

03:13:19.420 But I also want to work.

03:13:20.620 I work really hard.

03:13:22.300 So I have no problem with helping out.

03:13:24.420 But I think in the beginning, I do want someone to court me, but I'm not like someone who's like.

03:13:28.120 And so, okay, piggybacking off what you said to the whole panel, she said, I think men should be providers in most scenarios

03:13:34.420 and women should not have to pay.

03:13:36.500 Do you guys agree?

03:13:37.300 So should men be providers?

03:13:38.680 Should men pay for first dates?

03:13:40.820 I think it really depends on what is the nature of the other things that the woman is supposed to do to make up for the fact that she's not providing.

03:13:47.660 Like if you're meant to take on all these other tasks, I guess.

03:13:50.340 I don't know.

03:13:51.860 I think probably, yeah.

03:13:53.400 Answer the question.

03:13:54.420 All right.

03:13:55.240 I said, yeah, at the end, I guess.

03:13:56.880 Sure.

03:13:58.660 Shall we start with the yes or no?

03:14:00.380 Then the qualifier.

03:14:02.180 Yeah, that'd be helpful.

03:14:03.400 Thank you for the tip.

03:14:05.140 Yes, I think men should pay for the first date.

03:14:07.800 Otherwise, I always tend to split with the guy I'm dating or we just sort of do, I'll buy you.

03:14:14.500 Have you ever split?

03:14:17.580 Have I ever split?

03:14:18.880 Yes.

03:14:19.540 Yeah.

03:14:22.380 I think men should provide.

03:14:24.260 I don't think they should be the sole providers.

03:14:26.540 I think that women can contribute as well.

03:14:31.200 Sure.

03:14:31.980 Okay.

03:14:33.160 Yes.

03:14:33.820 Sure.

03:14:34.740 Yes.

03:14:37.360 On the first date, yeah.

03:14:39.700 But it depends on who, like, started.

03:14:41.680 Oh, it depends on who, like, initiated it.

03:14:44.480 Like, if I initiated it and I said I wanted to take you out to eat, then I would pay.

03:14:48.060 But if you told me you wanted to take me out to eat, then I think you should pay.

03:14:51.260 Have you ever done that?

03:14:53.680 No.

03:14:53.980 But I would, like, I do it for, like, my friends.

03:14:57.860 Like, if I tell them I want to go eat.

03:14:59.380 We're talking about dating, though.

03:15:00.660 Okay.

03:15:01.140 I don't care about your friends.

03:15:02.180 By the way, just so you know, with men, if they call one of their buddies up and they

03:15:06.360 say, hey, man, you want to go have lunch?

03:15:08.200 And you guys go out and you have lunch?

03:15:10.200 They will fight over who pays, regardless of who invited who.

03:15:13.460 We will fight each other to the death.

03:15:15.600 To the death.

03:15:16.780 That's amazing.

03:15:17.680 I've done that with my boyfriend.

03:15:19.920 Okay.

03:15:20.460 What about you, Riley?

03:15:21.820 I actually usually always pay, which is bad because I end up getting used.

03:15:26.240 Ugh.

03:15:26.640 I know you're grown.

03:15:27.540 Okay.

03:15:27.840 But I mean, yeah.

03:15:29.220 So while we're talking about shoulds, Mizzy, you said men should be providers.

03:15:34.540 Women should not have to pay.

03:15:36.500 Just curious, those of you who said men should pay for first dates, will you take, who here

03:15:41.120 wants to get married?

03:15:43.000 Everybody?

03:15:44.000 Everybody.

03:15:45.400 Are you going to take your husband's last name?

03:15:47.820 Ooh, that's such a good question.

03:15:49.220 I feel like, yes, if it's a good one.

03:15:50.320 If it sounds good.

03:15:50.880 If it doesn't sound good, no.

03:15:52.220 Well, you're, okay.

03:15:53.100 So, but you're kind of like, okay with 50-50, it sounds like.

03:15:56.060 Yeah.

03:15:56.320 Like you don't care about the guy being married?

03:15:57.660 I mean, because I want to work.

03:15:59.580 Okay.

03:16:00.180 All right.

03:16:01.720 Will you take your husband's last name?

03:16:03.100 Of course.

03:16:03.780 Okay.

03:16:04.720 Even if it's a bad last name?

03:16:06.100 I don't care.

03:16:06.700 Okay.

03:16:07.540 Sure.

03:16:08.380 Sure.

03:16:08.780 Okay.

03:16:09.620 I think I would do a hybrid, like one of the, like, where I just have both names.

03:16:14.080 So I just have both last names.

03:16:15.780 Okay.

03:16:16.720 Yeah, I would.

03:16:18.760 Yep.

03:16:19.120 I would do a hybrid, a hybrid name.

03:16:23.060 I have two last names right now.

03:16:24.700 So yeah, I would want to change that.

03:16:28.160 Change it to what?

03:16:29.400 Change it to, like, when I get married.

03:16:31.460 Like his last name.

03:16:31.900 To his.

03:16:32.380 Change it to me.

03:16:32.680 Yeah.

03:16:33.000 I see.

03:16:33.700 Yeah.

03:16:34.100 Okay.

03:16:34.520 And then, kind of, some of you said men should be providers, men should pay for first dates,

03:16:41.240 men should be traditional, blah, blah, blah, but like you won't take the last name.

03:16:43.960 That's kind of interesting.

03:16:44.680 Uh, let's talk about other should claims.

03:16:47.360 Should women, uh, cook and clean?

03:16:53.680 Yeah.

03:16:54.480 That depends.

03:16:54.920 Like, as their duty?

03:16:56.180 In the same way that it's a man's duty to be a provider?

03:16:59.400 Yeah.

03:16:59.660 I can hear her mind going, no!

03:17:03.960 Why?

03:17:05.200 I can hear it.

03:17:07.280 Melting like a wicked witch.

03:17:08.720 I will cook all the meals if they clean, I think.

03:17:12.760 But also, we established earlier that I don't mind being 50-50.

03:17:15.640 Look, I guess, why is it okay for women to say men should pay for first dates, men should

03:17:19.680 be providers, men should protect women, men should even sacrifice their life for their

03:17:25.480 woman?

03:17:26.960 I think we agree on that.

03:17:28.560 That doesn't seem really controversial, but it's not okay for men to say women should dress

03:17:34.400 modestly, or women shouldn't go out and party, or women should cook for men, or women

03:17:39.080 should be virgins.

03:17:41.080 That was so many questions.

03:17:42.580 Yeah, that was a new question.

03:17:43.940 It wasn't so many questions, it wasn't so many questions, it was, like, you guys put

03:17:48.560 all these shoulds on men, no objections, you wouldn't even consider this sexist.

03:17:53.960 You would not consider it sexist to put any should on a man.

03:17:57.720 But the moment men put shoulds on women, you guys lose your fucking minds.

03:18:02.860 Misogyny, insecure, sexist.

03:18:05.100 Really?

03:18:05.680 You don't think so?

03:18:07.120 I wouldn't yell misogyny because of that.

03:18:09.840 I wouldn't want to have to do all of the cooking and cleaning.

03:18:12.840 Yeah, but let me ask you something.

03:18:14.780 Please.

03:18:15.720 Honest question.

03:18:16.680 Let's see if you can, I just want to make sure, right?

03:18:19.100 I actually want your honest answer on this.

03:18:21.360 So you're with a guy, you really like him, you've been dating for a while, right?

03:18:25.660 He has a lot of that chivalry thing you like, he has all that charisma, he has, he's just

03:18:30.360 like, he feels like he's the one.

03:18:32.300 You walk down the street with him, some other random guy, half his size, reaches over and

03:18:38.040 grabs your ass.

03:18:39.980 Is that boyfriend you're with going to turn around and knock him the fuck out?

03:18:44.280 Yeah.

03:18:44.860 Yeah.

03:18:45.820 But also, I would do that if someone tried to assault my guy.

03:18:48.820 I'm not afraid to hit somebody.

03:18:49.840 Is he risking, is he risking, hang on, is that guy risking his life though?

03:18:53.040 I guess depending on if that person had like a knife.

03:18:56.660 But the expectation then is that if your honor is in any way sullied, if your honor is sullied

03:19:03.040 by somebody else, your expectation is that this guy risks his life for your honor.

03:19:08.080 You can't cook his fucking dinner.

03:19:09.520 No, I think, I just said I'll do all the cooking, but I think that I don't want to date a slob.

03:19:12.920 And cleaning, like what's his life worth?

03:19:14.520 I don't want to date a lazy slob.

03:19:15.840 And also, ideally, I'm working as well.

03:19:17.480 Okay, but you're changing it around to lazy slob.

03:19:20.100 If the guy's working, let's say, even if you are, even if you're both working.

03:19:24.740 If we're both working, then why would I do all of it?

03:19:25.980 Yeah, let's just say you're both working.

03:19:27.920 But if you're walking down the street, some other dude grabs your ass, and you expect

03:19:31.760 that your boyfriend turns around and lays him low, you're actually asking him to put

03:19:36.500 his life on the line for your honor.

03:19:38.260 I mean, I think expect is a strong word.

03:19:39.860 Would I be mad if he did that?

03:19:41.140 Absolutely not.

03:19:41.940 I would be like, yeah, he got me.

03:19:42.540 Oh, bullshit.

03:19:43.340 Now you're changing it around.

03:19:44.440 Now you're changing it.

03:19:45.160 But also, like the guys that I'm with.

03:19:46.740 I just want to make sure I got this right.

03:19:47.820 Like, you would not be upset if another dude.

03:19:51.200 No, I would not be upset if my boyfriend knocked the guy out, but I wouldn't be upset with

03:19:55.940 him if he didn't.

03:19:57.000 Yeah, you would.

03:19:57.660 No, I wouldn't.

03:19:58.540 Then why did you say it?

03:20:00.020 Because how do you know that I wouldn't turn around and smack the guy myself?

03:20:01.940 Because of your own answer.

03:20:03.900 It's because of your own answer.

03:20:05.680 Your own answer was that you expected him to do that.

03:20:10.200 That was your answer.

03:20:11.380 Well, you put the words into my mouth, kind of.

03:20:12.980 How?

03:20:13.640 Because you said, would you?

03:20:14.160 By asking you a question?

03:20:17.020 I mean, sure.

03:20:18.400 You, hang on.

03:20:19.060 You, all I did was ask you the question.

03:20:21.060 You said that was your expectation.

03:20:23.140 Now, let's assume for a second.

03:20:24.660 Let's, you're right.

03:20:25.700 Let's reverse it.

03:20:26.740 You clock this guy.

03:20:28.100 And because you're 96 pounds, it does nothing to him.

03:20:31.540 All right.

03:20:32.400 I can pack a punch.

03:20:33.780 Say it again.

03:20:34.380 Come on.

03:20:34.920 Andrew, don't make me come over there.

03:20:36.320 So you're going to turn over.

03:20:39.060 You're going to punch this guy in the face and he laughs at you.

03:20:43.080 Okay, then my boyfriend ducks in.

03:20:44.620 Then your boyfriend has to what?

03:20:46.040 But I don't have a boyfriend.

03:20:46.520 Hang on.

03:20:47.180 Hang on.

03:20:47.680 What does your boyfriend have to do then?

03:20:49.500 There's no have to.

03:20:50.820 I don't like this line of questioning.

03:20:52.860 You should be a lawyer.

03:20:53.980 What's your expectation?

03:20:55.420 Because you're really good at defending.

03:20:57.340 Yeah, you'd be a really good prosecutor.

03:20:59.120 I always fucking hear this.

03:21:00.100 But anyway, what's the expectation?

03:21:03.160 Ideally, I'm not even in a position where my man will let anybody get within an inch of me.

03:21:08.220 Right.

03:21:09.080 Why?

03:21:10.280 Because that's just the way it should be.

03:21:12.440 Because your honor, your honor's worth it.

03:21:13.240 But if some girl came up to my boyfriend and grabbed his, like, you know what?

03:21:16.040 I'd deck her, too.

03:21:17.140 Maybe.

03:21:17.700 But in that way, his honor's at stake.

03:21:18.920 Yeah, yeah.

03:21:19.400 Hang on.

03:21:20.000 Maybe.

03:21:20.860 Unless that chick looked fucking super rough, it looked like she could fucking knock you out.

03:21:24.700 Maybe they did.

03:21:24.920 I'm not afraid to lose a fight.

03:21:26.020 Maybe they need to back off.

03:21:27.420 But the thing is, the thing is, is like, even if that's the case, right, he doesn't need you for that.

03:21:33.840 He could, he could remove her from the situation in seconds.

03:21:37.080 Whereas, you cannot remove him from the situation in seconds.

03:21:40.680 I'm so tired of this.

03:21:42.740 Okay.

03:21:43.160 Oh, my God.

03:21:43.520 Women are so weak and we can't defend ourselves.

03:21:45.480 Oh, my God.

03:21:46.320 I'm just going to totally say, instead of saying, I'm going to actually engage with what you're saying, Andrea,

03:21:51.500 I'm just going to mispronounce woman all night and then never answer any questions.

03:21:55.400 Oh, my God.

03:21:55.660 Because I don't like where they're going.

03:21:57.240 So, let me give you a perspective.

03:21:59.620 Oh, my God.

03:22:00.540 Let me tell you.

03:22:01.160 So, my partner and I, we're both a 50-50 relationship, okay?

03:22:05.920 Yeah, we're fucking right.

03:22:06.660 Okay.

03:22:07.040 Yes, we are.

03:22:07.640 No, you're not.

03:22:08.440 Bullshit.

03:22:08.680 He cooks and I clean.

03:22:10.320 Okay.

03:22:10.620 You should come to my house.

03:22:11.720 I would love to invite you.

03:22:12.580 I don't believe it.

03:22:13.300 Oh, my God.

03:22:13.740 I would love to invite you to my house and you can actually see besides the point.

03:22:17.720 No, no, no.

03:22:18.360 It's not that it's a 50-50 relationship because, you know, he does the dishes and you clean the house or vice versa or whatever.

03:22:24.400 It is.

03:22:24.600 It's not a 50-50 relationship because always one partner is bringing more to the table than the other every time.

03:22:32.000 Financially wise, my partner is bringing more to the table.

03:22:34.940 But without the aspect of financial, he cooks.

03:22:38.380 Yes, I clean.

03:22:39.260 He does.

03:22:39.900 My husband is a chef.

03:22:42.320 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

03:22:43.900 What?

03:22:44.420 My husband is a chef.

03:22:45.320 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

03:22:46.780 My dad cooks.

03:22:47.760 Hang on.

03:22:48.180 Hang on.

03:22:48.540 Hang on a second.

03:22:49.080 My husband is a chef.

03:22:50.040 My husband, my fiancée?

03:22:53.740 My husband.

03:22:54.500 No, no, no.

03:22:54.960 Why did you say fiancée?

03:22:56.120 And then we got a problem with the ring here.

03:22:58.040 What's really going on here?

03:23:00.480 Oh, my God, God.

03:23:02.040 The turntables.

03:23:03.600 She's not really married?

03:23:05.320 I am married.

03:23:06.980 Wait, wait, wait.

03:23:07.760 I just want to make sure.

03:23:08.660 I just want to make sure.

03:23:09.540 Are you actually married?

03:23:11.620 Yes.

03:23:12.220 Okay.

03:23:13.100 How are you married?

03:23:14.380 Married.

03:23:14.920 Legally through papers.

03:23:16.780 Married.

03:23:17.160 Okay.

03:23:17.660 Okay.

03:23:18.400 Uh-huh.

03:23:18.700 But we haven't had a wedding or anything yet.

03:23:22.060 Okay.

03:23:22.840 Wrongful Rage donated $200.

03:23:25.440 Thank you, Rage.

03:23:26.040 What I have learned from this panel is that succubus are real and I'm scared for my son.

03:23:31.040 The rage is bleak.

03:23:32.880 Plus, I would trust Andrew with a daycare of Lucy's roofing skills.

03:23:38.480 That would be so cute.

03:23:40.160 Rage.

03:23:40.800 Thank you so much, Rage, for the TTS.

03:23:42.620 But anyway, back to your question.

03:23:43.620 W's in the chat for Rage.

03:23:44.760 Yeah, back to your question before we went off on the side tangent.

03:23:49.320 The thing about it is, that's what I'm saying.

03:23:52.020 Financially, my partner brings in more.

03:23:54.300 Okay.

03:23:54.440 But let's take out the financial aspect of this conversation.

03:23:58.060 Okay.

03:23:58.300 Okay.

03:23:58.580 Let's talk about, for example, cleaning and cooking.

03:24:02.120 Okay.

03:24:02.440 So my partner, he cooks.

03:24:05.240 It is my job because he provides the food.

03:24:08.180 I have to provide that, the second part of our relationship as to cleaning the dishes.

03:24:14.400 So my thing is, well, you're ganging up on my girl Lucy over here, so I got to defend her a little bit.

03:24:19.820 Come on now.

03:24:20.940 You got to get that sisterhood in there.

03:24:23.020 Look.

03:24:23.600 Get into it.

03:24:24.580 Go ahead.

03:24:25.740 Look.

03:24:26.100 Because you, it really depends on the type of relationships that you see.

03:24:32.160 It really, really depends.

03:24:33.400 You can't, we can't truly pinpoint like, oh, so-and-so does this amount of chores or so-and-so does that amount of chores.

03:24:41.040 You have to, it depends on your partner.

03:24:42.620 Oh, no, I agree with that.

03:24:44.000 You have to, like.

03:24:44.620 So I would have to just counter with this, just a simple question, right?

03:24:47.720 Okay.

03:24:48.660 You'll probably lie to me, but I'll ask it anyway.

03:24:50.680 You're crazy.

03:24:51.800 Okay.

03:24:53.580 At night, it's three o'clock in the morning.

03:24:55.800 That window breaks.

03:24:57.320 Someone's crawling in.

03:24:58.780 Who's going in?

03:25:00.300 Me?

03:25:00.640 Both of us.

03:25:01.860 Yeah.

03:25:02.160 Yeah.

03:25:02.740 Here's the thing.

03:25:03.560 Here's the thing.

03:25:04.160 Just stop.

03:25:04.420 But here's the thing.

03:25:05.060 It's so fucking embarrassing when you guys do this.

03:25:07.260 No, no, no.

03:25:07.540 It's so embarrassing for you.

03:25:08.420 I don't think, here's the thing.

03:25:09.920 I was raised around a lot of, like, males.

03:25:12.180 I was raised around a lot of boys.

03:25:13.280 So I'm, like, I'm already heightened to, if something, if someone were to, if someone

03:25:18.300 were to break into our house, I'm already getting the back.

03:25:20.480 So he's sleeping through it.

03:25:21.620 No, we're both getting up together.

03:25:23.180 Yeah, we're doing it together.

03:25:24.180 Exactly.

03:25:24.460 But that's the thing.

03:25:25.180 It's together, though.

03:25:26.600 It's very much together.

03:25:28.140 Why can't it be together?

03:25:29.240 Why can't we both get up at the same time at three o'clock in the morning when an intruder

03:25:32.640 comes in?

03:25:33.300 Why does it have to be only him that goes?

03:25:35.280 I'm asking, who's going to be the first to confront?

03:25:37.680 Well, that would have to, it takes, okay, so let me give you another little story.

03:25:43.260 There was a car crash in front of our house.

03:25:46.560 We woke up.

03:25:47.300 We both woke up at three o'clock in the morning.

03:25:49.420 I was the first person to go down, actually, downstairs to see what actually happened and

03:25:55.260 what was the cause of the accident.

03:25:57.940 My partner.

03:25:58.800 Yeah, that's a different, that's a whole different thing.

03:26:00.700 But I'm just trying to say, the whole objective is stranger danger type of thing.

03:26:06.400 Like you basically said, if someone were to break in at three o'clock in the morning, who

03:26:11.400 would be jumping at the door to swing a bat or whatever?

03:26:15.460 I'm just giving you my analogy that like, hey, sometimes it might not always be the guy

03:26:20.880 that jumps to it.

03:26:21.660 And sometimes it's always the girl.

03:26:22.820 You never really know in that situation.

03:26:25.060 Yeah, you pretty much know.

03:26:26.200 Not, not really.

03:26:27.640 Like, I mean, sure, sure.

03:26:29.640 The guy, sure, the guy is the one that is expected to be the one.

03:26:36.200 Crazy Ace, thank you for the gifted 20 subs.

03:26:38.240 And then Crazy Ace, it's not letting me pull it up, but about 10 minutes ago, I think you

03:26:42.680 sent in, it looks like 50 subs.

03:26:45.360 Yo, Crazy Ace, is it Crazy Ace or Crazy Ace?

03:26:49.040 Thank you so much for all the gifted subs on Twitch tonight, man.

03:26:52.580 You're a fucking legend.

03:26:53.500 W, guys, W's in the chat for Crazy Ace.

03:26:56.140 Thank you so much, man.

03:26:57.600 Go ahead.

03:26:58.180 I lost my train of thought now.

03:27:01.440 I think it's probably more realistic that the man will be the first to jump up.

03:27:04.680 Of course.

03:27:05.100 Chris donated $200.

03:27:07.260 Whenever these girls claim that they can fight a man or they are as strong as men, Brian

03:27:12.240 should bring out a new jar of pickles and ask the hurry if she can open it on the road.

03:27:16.500 Can he open a jar of pickles?

03:27:17.340 I can.

03:27:17.900 Dude, no.

03:27:18.800 No.

03:27:19.460 I have one thing to say.

03:27:20.480 But you can roof a house?

03:27:21.960 I can roof a fucking house.

03:27:24.040 Wait.

03:27:24.560 Dude, let me do 25 million push-ups in the next five days.

03:27:27.580 Yo, Chris.

03:27:28.580 Chris.

03:27:29.340 If anybody wants...

03:27:30.960 I'll fucking...

03:27:31.680 Yo, Chris.

03:27:32.560 W's in the chat for Chris.

03:27:33.940 I'll door dash fucking...

03:27:35.760 Yeah.

03:27:36.080 Door dash a jar of pickles.

03:27:36.980 I'm going to have to door dash like 10 jars of pickles, though.

03:27:39.820 Yo, I'm going to door dash it.

03:27:43.000 And then we got Libertariat Barbie.

03:27:46.180 Thank you for your double-blind anecdotal study.

03:27:50.680 And also, Daryl Frank Castle said you're lying about this marriage thing or whatever.

03:27:55.240 Tell him...

03:27:55.700 Tell him...

03:27:56.380 Come meet me at my house and we'll check.

03:27:59.040 Okay.

03:27:59.280 Because I don't lie.

03:28:00.440 All right.

03:28:01.120 Wait.

03:28:01.740 Do you do OF?

03:28:02.820 No, I do not.

03:28:04.120 I thought you said you did.

03:28:05.320 No, I don't do OF.

03:28:06.380 We have Tone Police Patriarchy.

03:28:11.060 Brian and Andrew...

03:28:11.820 Or Lucy Goosey.

03:28:12.660 Go ahead.

03:28:12.960 Read it.

03:28:13.660 Brian and Andrew.

03:28:14.480 Proud of you both.

03:28:15.320 Your ability to tackle tough subjects with candor...

03:28:18.020 Is that how you pronounce it?

03:28:19.320 Engage in good faith logic and carry conversations forward expertly.

03:28:22.460 Both highly commendable and professional.

03:28:24.320 Yo, Tone Police Patriarchy.

03:28:25.520 Thanks so much.

03:28:26.120 Tone Police Patriarchy, thank you so much for the Streamlabs message.

03:28:32.440 Guys, W's in the chat for TPP.

03:28:35.340 Are you down with TPP?

03:28:38.920 Okay.

03:28:39.280 I don't know what that means.

03:28:39.880 Never mind.

03:28:40.580 Wait.

03:28:41.020 I can't open a jar of pickles and I might not be able to fight a man.

03:28:43.740 However, however, however.

03:28:44.940 A man is not going to expect me to deck him and nothing can surprise you.

03:28:48.240 There's nothing like the element of surprise, baby.

03:28:50.020 Okay.

03:28:50.460 What if he does it back to you?

03:28:52.020 Then I'm on the ground.

03:28:53.120 I don't know what to say.

03:28:55.220 Then I'm on the ground.

03:28:56.120 If he already slapped your ass, what if he just slapped your face?

03:29:00.400 It's going to be like a Looney Tunes fight, dude.

03:29:02.160 I'm going to be...

03:29:02.800 I'm just running away.

03:29:05.280 I'm just pulling up the pepper spray.

03:29:06.900 I could run fast, yeah.

03:29:08.280 Do you want to do some Krav Maga on Desmond?

03:29:10.740 What does that mean?

03:29:13.040 Desmond, my security guard, do you want to try to do...

03:29:14.920 Oh, no.

03:29:15.520 Not the poor...

03:29:16.180 Oh, poor Desmond.

03:29:17.120 Wait.

03:29:17.300 Do you want to try to take him down?

03:29:19.800 Dude, yeah.

03:29:20.420 Arm wrestle.

03:29:21.040 Do it.

03:29:21.480 Arm wrestle.

03:29:22.720 Guys, we all know what's going to happen.

03:29:24.580 Arm wrestle?

03:29:24.820 Do you want to arm wrestle?

03:29:25.500 No, because we all know what's going to happen.

03:29:27.440 He's just going to smoke my ass.

03:29:28.500 That would be funny.

03:29:29.500 Hey, if I give you 20 bucks, will you rig it?

03:29:31.720 Can I win?

03:29:32.660 I'm just kidding.

03:29:33.460 He might take that up.

03:29:34.760 Hey, Desmond, take her 20, bro.

03:29:39.100 Vanessa, bro.

03:29:39.980 You can lose on that one.

03:29:41.480 We have Techno Trooper.

03:29:42.740 Who has done speed dating?

03:29:44.000 If you haven't, would you?

03:29:45.240 W's in chat for our boy, Techno.

03:29:47.440 Thank you so much, man.

03:29:48.380 Who has done speed dating?

03:29:49.720 Show of hands.

03:29:50.200 Who's speed dated before?

03:29:52.820 Do they still do that?

03:29:53.660 Would you do speed dating?

03:29:56.620 No.

03:29:56.980 Anybody?

03:29:57.620 Never.

03:29:57.880 Sounds fun.

03:29:58.600 Speed dating.

03:29:59.620 Sounds kind of sucky for the dude.

03:30:02.460 It would stress me out and it would be so awkward.

03:30:05.020 Although, have you guys, maybe this is a bit more modern?

03:30:07.940 Keep your faces under control.

03:30:09.600 So, this is a bit more modern.

03:30:11.380 Lauren, I've seen all these stories of you have these, like, singles events.

03:30:17.400 So, it's not speed dating, but it's singles events.

03:30:19.580 And they're typically, what's it called?

03:30:22.560 Organized by women.

03:30:24.460 Men don't show up.

03:30:26.120 Men don't go to these.

03:30:27.500 Or maybe it was the speed dating stuff.

03:30:30.440 Men just, like, have realized, like, what happens on speed dating is pretty much not as severe,

03:30:36.280 but the same thing that happens on dating apps.

03:30:38.380 The women are going to gravitate towards, like, the top 10% men there.

03:30:42.360 And these men are just going to get, like, rejection after rejection, except it's worse because they're in person.

03:30:47.440 That's an assumption, though.

03:30:48.260 You don't know.

03:30:48.600 How is it?

03:30:49.100 What do you mean it's an assumption?

03:30:50.180 It's true.

03:30:50.700 Because you're going to not go to something because you expect something will happen.

03:30:54.020 What?

03:30:54.760 Life is mysterious and beautiful.

03:30:57.040 Yeah, well, women can move through life that way, but men have a very good understanding.

03:31:00.880 Well, what about the lovely women?

03:31:02.220 Shut up and stop interrupting.

03:31:03.300 Sorry.

03:31:03.580 So, men have a very good understanding of where they fall on the pecking order because of women's,

03:31:10.920 I'm not saying women are wrong for this, but, like, we can't.

03:31:15.140 No, no, no.

03:31:15.840 I'm kidding.

03:31:16.420 I'm kidding.

03:31:16.840 No.

03:31:18.900 Women reject men.

03:31:20.660 And we know where we stand.

03:31:21.940 And that's why us as men, we can't be like, yeah, I'm a 10.

03:31:24.920 We know where we stand when it comes to women.

03:31:26.960 Andrew said he's a 10.

03:31:28.220 Yeah, Andrew's trolling you guys.

03:31:29.200 I was mocking you.

03:31:30.320 It's total mocking.

03:31:31.300 That's true.

03:31:32.480 So, you guys, because you guys all can get sexual access from men that would never commit

03:31:37.880 to you.

03:31:38.260 So, you can deal with men who are, like, outside of your league.

03:31:41.460 And then you start getting confused as to, oh, what's my actual league?

03:31:45.980 So, you start thinking, well, I can sleep with this guy.

03:31:48.700 So, maybe this is how attractive I am because this is how attractive he is.

03:31:53.780 Doesn't really work that way.

03:31:55.120 That's not really what your league is, the men who will give you a ring or commitment.

03:31:59.360 And so, there's just a total differential there.

03:32:02.500 Most men know pretty well going in what their experience is going to be on dating apps or if

03:32:07.620 they go, like most men, their experience, like, when it comes to approaching a woman,

03:32:12.880 like, 95% of the time they're going to get rejected.

03:32:15.200 That's sad.

03:32:19.300 It's sad for you guys, I guess.

03:32:21.660 Remember that statistic earlier that someone's TTS were about how 25% of men, I guess, or

03:32:27.100 men under 25, I don't remember what it was exactly, about how they haven't been in, like,

03:32:30.600 a substantial relationship.

03:32:31.560 I wonder if it's because they're so afraid of rejection that they don't go to events

03:32:35.020 like these single events and that sort of thing.

03:32:36.640 Like, you don't know it could happen.

03:32:37.640 Yeah, and the expectation on men is that they're the ones that need to approach, so they're

03:32:43.260 going to be the most rejected because they're approaching more.

03:32:46.420 Yeah, exactly, yeah.

03:32:47.060 So, that's what makes sense.

03:32:48.660 Oh, my gosh.

03:32:49.540 Funny story.

03:32:50.440 I pushed back one of my fingernails because they're kind of grown out right now.

03:32:52.920 You can't see.

03:32:53.700 And it ripped off, like, my actual nail.

03:32:55.940 Not all the way, but, like, a substantial amount.

03:32:58.200 And it hurt like a mother trucker.

03:33:00.080 I got a 900 milligram Advil, though, so I'm back, guys.

03:33:03.140 We're good.

03:33:03.820 And you're mixing it with alcohol.

03:33:04.780 And now I'm mixing it with alcohol, guys.

03:33:06.740 I'm about to get glit tonight.

03:33:07.820 I don't give you a good buzz.

03:33:08.480 I would.

03:33:09.440 I know, so I'm sitting it slow.

03:33:10.960 Yo, Richard, to Richard Ritchie, I know you sent in a super chat, but one is just below

03:33:16.160 the threshold for us to read, but we can't display it just because it's inappropriate,

03:33:21.400 but I'll do you solid.

03:33:22.180 I'll read the part that I can read.

03:33:23.540 Elf ears, you are clueless.

03:33:26.160 He's going broke to tell you what everyone...

03:33:29.500 I can't read the other part, dude.

03:33:30.800 It's just TOS.

03:33:32.120 Elf ears, who?

03:33:33.200 Do you want to...

03:33:33.760 Oh, you took them off?

03:33:34.440 Yeah, who's Elf ears?

03:33:35.300 Who's Elf ears?

03:33:36.560 No, wait.

03:33:37.480 She was never wearing Elf ears.

03:33:38.760 Yeah, she wasn't.

03:33:39.260 Wow.

03:33:40.120 Okay.

03:33:41.760 Wait, somebody...

03:33:42.640 What was that?

03:33:43.080 You were saying about rejection or something, or...?

03:33:45.260 I think it was...

03:33:46.280 Oh, I said, like, men are more likely to be, like, rejected because they're the ones that

03:33:51.260 approach, because they're the ones that are expected to approach, and they approach, so...

03:33:55.560 Wait, so what...

03:33:56.040 Or, no, Lucy, you were saying, like, something about men...

03:33:59.860 Oh, men under 25 haven't been in, like, a substantial relationship, which is what was

03:34:04.620 brought up.

03:34:04.960 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

03:34:06.320 Oh.

03:34:07.480 Someone's, like, text-to-speeched that statistic, and I said, I wonder if that's, like, partial...

03:34:13.200 Like, that reason is partially because of the fact that men don't go to events, like, singles

03:34:18.020 events, because they have a fear of being rejected, which is fair.

03:34:21.240 Like, I don't blame...

03:34:21.820 If you really do believe that you have a higher chance of getting rejected, like, I understand

03:34:25.460 why you wouldn't want to jump, but you miss every shot you don't take.

03:34:27.700 You know, the singles events are heavily inundated with men, very few women.

03:34:32.480 Wait, but he just said it was the other way around.

03:34:34.260 I just said the opposite.

03:34:35.280 Yeah, I don't think so.

03:34:36.320 Huh.

03:34:36.600 Huh.

03:34:37.480 They're heavily inundated.

03:34:38.660 Wait a minute.

03:34:39.780 They're heavily inundated with men.

03:34:43.740 And usually it's, like, there's three or four or six women or whatever, and then the

03:34:48.340 men do the round table.

03:34:50.720 The girls are fighting.

03:34:52.640 At least that's all the ones that I've seen.

03:34:55.320 I've seen a lot of reports that these, like, single events that are organized by women,

03:35:00.220 speed dating, whatever, men just aren't showing up anymore.

03:35:02.560 That's what I read.

03:35:03.580 I think I read something similar.

03:35:05.400 That could be the truth.

03:35:06.820 I'm just saying, from what I've seen of them...

03:35:10.720 It's the other way around.

03:35:11.260 Now, the only ones that I've ever seen have never been in person.

03:35:14.680 They're always the online ones.

03:35:16.200 Okay.

03:35:16.800 But that makes sense, right?

03:35:18.700 Most everything is online.

03:35:20.540 And what I've seen is that it's usually a few women and then a shitload of guys who show up.

03:35:25.640 It's giving frat parties.

03:35:26.420 They get rejected.

03:35:27.500 But it could also be that because it's online and those guys are showing up, they don't feel as bad as they would in person being rejected.

03:35:35.720 Because they could just log off.

03:35:36.620 Just log off.

03:35:37.260 Yeah.

03:35:38.640 But you can't say that, like, women have never been rejected.

03:35:41.060 I've been rejected, like, plenty of times.

03:35:43.480 By who?

03:35:44.760 By people.

03:35:45.880 Oh, yeah.

03:35:46.420 People who are wanting...

03:35:47.140 Because you were right about, like, oh, like, someone who will sleep with me but, like, but won't date me.

03:35:50.680 Well, I've been rejected.

03:35:51.600 Everyone's been rejected.

03:35:52.720 Everyone's been rejected.

03:35:53.320 Yeah, but the difference is women will be, like, I remember I saw TikTok recently and this woman got, she, she's, like, doing this rejection therapy challenge.

03:36:02.980 And she's, like, she's, like, my goal is to get rejected 30 times.

03:36:06.460 I saw that.

03:36:07.400 It's an Asian woman, right?

03:36:08.420 Yeah.

03:36:08.820 Yeah.

03:36:09.020 Yeah.

03:36:09.680 So she's two of 30 in her rejection therapy challenge.

03:36:13.840 Mind you, she's made multiple TikToks about this.

03:36:16.180 The two rejections that she's counting towards the 30 total are, like, rejections from, like, months or years prior where it was, like, she shot her shot.

03:36:27.600 One of the guys she ended up dating eventually and I think the other guy she ended up dating but they rejected her initially because one of the guys was interested in different women.

03:36:36.300 In any case, the difference between rejection between men and women is, while I'll grant that women get rejected, although it tends to be very different and very different experiences, you as women, maybe you get rejected.

03:36:51.780 You can remember all the times you've been rejected.

03:36:54.780 Men have been rejected hundreds if not thousands of times.

03:36:58.220 Have you been rejected a thousand times in your life, Lucy?

03:37:00.520 No, but I don't know if I've shot my shot that many times.

03:37:02.440 Right.

03:37:02.720 Men do, though.

03:37:03.560 They have to.

03:37:04.160 If they don't, okay, I mean, honest, just an honest question, right?

03:37:10.880 We can see if we can frame this properly so that we're not talking past each other.

03:37:16.620 Raise your hand here if you're a woman and you've ever propositioned a man for sex and he told you no to.

03:37:27.240 Oh, wait, yeah.

03:37:28.520 Okay.

03:37:29.840 Wait, you're not counting, like, the boyfriend's just not in the mood, right?

03:37:33.760 Right.

03:37:34.160 No, I'm not counting.

03:37:35.200 No, no.

03:37:35.820 Talking about you're approaching a guy at a club, something like that, and you're like,

03:37:39.900 hey, I'd really like to sleep whatever mannerism you do that.

03:37:45.440 And they've been like, oh, no, you know, I just prefer not to.

03:37:50.300 Yes.

03:37:51.800 To.

03:37:52.840 But to be completely fair and to validate your point, it was because he couldn't get it up.

03:37:59.100 Wait, hold on.

03:38:01.860 Wait, so you guys.

03:38:02.720 Not my boyfriend.

03:38:03.440 Not my boyfriend.

03:38:04.080 That means he wanted to.

03:38:05.560 That means he wanted to, but physically couldn't.

03:38:08.620 That's not.

03:38:09.520 Oh, my God.

03:38:10.200 That's not even what we're talking about.

03:38:10.900 I don't know.

03:38:11.740 Well, okay.

03:38:12.260 I guess that's not rejection.

03:38:13.280 I guess you're.

03:38:13.760 Okay.

03:38:14.140 Sorry.

03:38:14.480 That was stupid.

03:38:15.320 What?

03:38:16.300 Like being physically incapable.

03:38:18.440 I don't think that.

03:38:19.080 Well, I feel like in his mind, he was like not attracted to me.

03:38:22.260 No, I want to know.

03:38:23.460 Okay, hold on.

03:38:24.200 I feel like he wasn't physically attracted to me.

03:38:25.820 That's why I called it like a rejection because I felt like he wasn't attracted to me.

03:38:29.400 So it's like.

03:38:29.720 Hold on.

03:38:30.360 Hold on.

03:38:32.020 So here.

03:38:32.940 No, you know what?

03:38:33.380 That's a true crime in this country.

03:38:34.720 I feel so bad.

03:38:36.700 So just to be clear.

03:38:37.980 Why'd I have to go silent after that?

03:38:39.620 You guys are talking so much.

03:38:42.040 I can say one thing that's stupid and everyone stops talking.

03:38:45.540 So to your point, to your thing, your anecdote, the guy approached you?

03:38:52.480 Well, no.

03:38:53.200 So it was on a dating app.

03:38:54.560 So we had talked on the dating app and we were like.

03:38:57.280 You went to his house?

03:38:58.880 Yeah.

03:38:59.200 So he invited you to his house to have sex?

03:39:02.340 Yes.

03:39:02.800 How did you?

03:39:03.620 I understand you walked it back, but I'm just confused how you arrived.

03:39:07.920 Yeah, that's the opposite of rejection.

03:39:09.860 Did you hear his question?

03:39:10.640 It was just like, have you propositioned?

03:39:13.400 Like I get you can have bad sex.

03:39:15.100 That doesn't mean you reject it.

03:39:16.620 I'm just confused.

03:39:17.620 I think in my mind, I was doing stupid autistic math.

03:39:21.800 I was thinking because like he was like not attracted to me, like in his mind, like he

03:39:27.160 wasn't expecting like whatever he saw.

03:39:29.740 And he was just like, oh, that's not actually attractive to me.

03:39:31.780 And he was just like.

03:39:32.340 This just like is totally counter the.

03:39:33.920 So like even if I went for it, even if that was the case, even, even if he was like most

03:39:42.660 men definitely can't even get into a bed with a woman who's not attracted to them.

03:39:48.940 So like this guy, like even if I grant you that that was the case, he was unattracted

03:39:53.260 to you.

03:39:54.800 Like that's just orders.

03:39:56.480 Oh my God.

03:39:57.120 I can't even.

03:39:58.440 It's dumb logic.

03:39:59.400 I know.

03:39:59.800 I know.

03:40:00.180 I shouldn't have said it.

03:40:01.560 Hang on.

03:40:02.060 Hang on.

03:40:03.540 How many of you, now that we have that show of hands, how many of you think that men who

03:40:09.920 proposition women for sex generally get rejected by show of hands?

03:40:16.900 How many?

03:40:17.900 Wait, yeah.

03:40:18.320 Ask your question again.

03:40:19.320 All I'm asking is that men who generally try to proposition women for sex get rejected.

03:40:27.200 It just so depends on the circumstance.

03:40:29.020 Are you going up to some random?

03:40:29.940 Sorry.

03:40:30.300 Are you going up to some random girl?

03:40:31.840 Generally.

03:40:32.340 Generally.

03:40:33.120 Yeah.

03:40:33.400 I feel like.

03:40:33.800 Yeah.

03:40:34.020 Yeah.

03:40:34.440 A person you don't know.

03:40:36.040 So like the, here's what the question actually is asking.

03:40:39.200 You're at a bar and I'm at a bar.

03:40:40.900 Okay.

03:40:41.620 Let's pretend I'm 20 years younger.

03:40:43.840 You could put up Chad Drew.

03:40:45.260 Right.

03:40:46.620 So you see that Chad Drew, right?

03:40:49.420 Good looking young man.

03:40:50.820 Right.

03:40:51.080 We're both at a bar.

03:40:52.380 I propositioned some random chick for sex.

03:40:55.300 You propositioned some random dude for sex.

03:40:58.200 Who's going home that night?

03:40:59.540 That's fair.

03:41:00.640 Who's going home that night?

03:41:01.900 The guy.

03:41:02.420 I mean, the girl who asked the guy probably.

03:41:05.980 But also I feel like generally like if we're trying to talk about how a hookah

03:41:08.860 culture shouldn't be the way that it is, then, then you should say that nobody would

03:41:13.140 be going home.

03:41:13.380 Well, no, just the point is the rejection, right?

03:41:16.320 Totally.

03:41:16.440 Yeah.

03:41:17.120 The point is rejection.

03:41:18.220 It's like almost anybody you walk over to who's a male, who's single, and you just

03:41:23.180 go, hey, you want to come back to my house and fuck?

03:41:25.580 They're going to say, yeah.

03:41:26.620 Okay.

03:41:26.820 You know what?

03:41:27.120 Next time I go to the bar, I'm going to have a little camera right here and I'm going

03:41:29.740 to record some footage for you next time.

03:41:32.500 Seriously.

03:41:32.860 That'd be cute.

03:41:33.500 I feel like a guy did that.

03:41:34.580 That'd be a good social experiment.

03:41:36.140 Have you?

03:41:37.300 On this podcast?

03:41:37.540 It's been done by tons of people.

03:41:38.780 No, I used to do hidden camera videos and I did this experiment.

03:41:43.360 Oh my God, that angle is atrocious.

03:41:44.140 We had a woman go out into the street and ask men, point blank period, do you want to

03:41:48.480 have sex with me?

03:41:49.340 Her success rate was like...

03:41:51.100 Wait, sorry.

03:41:53.220 It was like 100%.

03:41:54.360 But also, sorry.

03:41:55.720 It was, it was very high.

03:41:58.300 Um, but also like how attractive are both parties?

03:42:02.500 Because if the man is like super attractive, then maybe he'll have a very high success rate

03:42:06.240 as well.

03:42:07.940 I don't know.

03:42:08.980 So comparison, you could take...

03:42:10.300 But does that mean then that women have higher standards and that we don't want to just go

03:42:13.540 home with anybody?

03:42:14.420 No.

03:42:14.600 But men will?

03:42:15.760 What if it's because women are more fearful?

03:42:17.900 No, it's because of options.

03:42:19.680 I think there's a lot of factors.

03:42:20.900 You can afford, so you can, so women can afford to say no.

03:42:25.260 Fair enough.

03:42:26.480 But don't you want the woman to say no?

03:42:27.860 Don't you want women to have a low body count?

03:42:29.360 They have the next one.

03:42:30.720 Well, when we're talking about it, yes, I would love, yeah, of course, I'd love for

03:42:34.300 all the women to say no, right?

03:42:35.980 We're in a courtship over an elongated period of time.

03:42:38.880 Has nothing to do with the fact though, that if you look at intersex dynamics, most men

03:42:44.880 ain't saying no.

03:42:46.920 What does that say about their standards though?

03:42:48.720 That's what I'm saying.

03:42:49.360 It says that there's so much in the form of rejection, they can't afford to say no.

03:42:54.840 You think that sex is that important?

03:42:57.200 It's a bodily function.

03:42:58.740 Yeah, I think so.

03:43:00.100 For men.

03:43:00.780 Interesting.

03:43:00.980 I think that we have this primary edict of dating.

03:43:04.120 I got needs too, girl, we all do.

03:43:05.720 But men, scientifically, biologically.

03:43:07.840 Yeah, but hang on, hang on.

03:43:09.040 With those needs, come short.

03:43:11.180 Fair enough.

03:43:11.620 That's the difference.

03:43:12.540 With those needs, come short.

03:43:13.480 But I feel like if a less attractive by society standards woman went up and asked the same

03:43:18.840 amount of people that a more attractive woman did, she probably would get rejected too.

03:43:23.060 Because people have...

03:43:24.060 Have you done that experiment too?

03:43:26.180 Yeah.

03:43:26.640 Roll the clip.

03:43:27.460 Right.

03:43:28.160 Roll the clip.

03:43:28.940 I want to see this.

03:43:29.660 I want to see this too.

03:43:30.260 You can actually take a woman who is like a four, right?

03:43:34.480 And her rejection rate is also very low.

03:43:38.180 Really?

03:43:38.780 Yeah.

03:43:39.040 Dude, maybe I just, maybe like the guys that I know in my life are just dicks.

03:43:44.020 Could it be the environment though?

03:43:45.940 Look, there's a very easy way to explain this.

03:43:48.020 It's like the average woman has the equivalent sexual optionality as an A-list celebrity.

03:43:53.280 Like in order for a guy to, like every single woman here at this table, if you guys were

03:43:58.380 so inclined, you could fuck like seven dudes in a day.

03:44:01.040 You could.

03:44:01.980 You could.

03:44:02.500 You wouldn't want to, I think.

03:44:05.020 But you could.

03:44:05.400 But in order for a man...

03:44:07.700 Maybe some of you would.

03:44:08.400 Yeah.

03:44:08.640 In order for a man to be...

03:44:10.080 Why are you looking at me, Andrew?

03:44:10.760 Can you stop interrupting kindly?

03:44:12.500 Sorry.

03:44:12.820 All fucking night, guys.

03:44:13.900 Holy shit.

03:44:15.760 So in order for a man to be able to achieve this, he literally has to reach the pinnacle

03:44:21.740 of status in society.

03:44:24.740 Now, there's a couple different ways he can do this.

03:44:26.820 Either he can be top percentile in looks, which I mean, even then, I think most, even

03:44:33.320 if he's really good looking, he's going to struggle to fuck seven new women in a day.

03:44:37.440 But he's going to have to be an A-list celebrity.

03:44:39.800 So A-list musician, professional athlete, famous movie actor.

03:44:45.680 That's it.

03:44:46.420 As a woman, you just have to show up.

03:44:49.160 That's it.

03:44:49.580 That's the total differential here.

03:44:50.840 And by the way...

03:44:51.840 As a woman.

03:44:53.740 And this is where we get the idea of like groupies from.

03:44:57.600 This very idea.

03:44:59.480 I don't know.

03:44:59.880 It's like, that's the type of guy who has the same option as a random chick at the bar.

03:45:05.000 I don't know.

03:45:05.320 I would love to be like a hot man for one day and just see what it's like.

03:45:08.940 Right?

03:45:09.620 There was actually a woman who did that.

03:45:11.100 There's tons of women who do experiments where they pretend to be men.

03:45:14.940 They pretend to be men for dating apps.

03:45:17.260 They pretend to be men in person.

03:45:19.320 In fact, the one woman who was very famous for living as a man, I think it was for roughly

03:45:24.620 a year.

03:45:25.560 Yeah.

03:45:26.100 Killed herself.

03:45:26.640 Six months, I think it was.

03:45:27.980 She was so traumatized by it.

03:45:29.720 Nope.

03:45:30.080 Not kidding.

03:45:30.800 We can look up the name right now.

03:45:32.200 What's her name?

03:45:32.580 Not kidding.

03:45:33.580 Totally traumatized by it.

03:45:35.520 Right?

03:45:35.960 Really?

03:45:36.520 Yeah.

03:45:36.920 She quit early because of it.

03:45:37.920 Because of the way that men speak to each other?

03:45:39.540 No.

03:45:40.100 Because of being rejected?

03:45:40.760 It had nothing to do with that.

03:45:41.560 It was the rejection.

03:45:43.040 If you kill yourself because you get rejected, you should go to therapy, please.

03:45:45.680 No, she actually did end up...

03:45:47.220 Wait, wait.

03:45:47.720 How would you know?

03:45:48.480 What do you get rejected on?

03:45:49.680 No, but I'm sure that there's other ways you could deal with that than...

03:45:53.880 Well, here's the thing.

03:45:55.400 Here's my challenge to you then.

03:45:56.460 My challenge to you is to start a dating profile as just a mid-man.

03:46:03.600 Mid-man.

03:46:05.140 So you do think that attraction matters?

03:46:06.840 That's it.

03:46:07.220 Just a mid-man.

03:46:08.160 Wait a minute.

03:46:08.380 And then just try to approach women on this dating profile.

03:46:12.860 And then next time you're on, come back and show me all the responses.

03:46:15.720 And when you're crying and you're in tears and you're like, my God, I didn't know that

03:46:19.080 women were such vicious, heinous fucking monsters, I'm going to laugh my ass off.

03:46:23.840 Quick question.

03:46:24.800 Do you hate women?

03:46:26.300 Not enough.

03:46:32.560 Okay.

03:46:35.040 I wish I hated them a little bit more.

03:46:37.020 Let me ask you a quick question.

03:46:41.400 Do you always ask stupid questions?

03:46:43.560 No, I'm just...

03:46:44.740 By your responses, it kind of sounds a little to me.

03:46:53.560 Like, it's almost as if you're very negative on women.

03:46:57.020 Wait, wait, wait.

03:46:57.520 Hold on.

03:46:58.300 It sounds a little misogynistic.

03:47:00.720 I don't want to use that word.

03:47:01.960 Men says something misogynistic.

03:47:03.540 Wait, hold on.

03:47:03.660 Oh my God, can you kindly stop interrupting?

03:47:08.240 Yes, Brian.

03:47:08.780 So, you just said, you asked him if he hates women.

03:47:12.580 The implication being that he hates women.

03:47:15.240 Do you know what the definition of misogyny is?

03:47:18.360 I mean, I don't want to, like I said, I don't want to use that word because...

03:47:21.880 You're literally, it's the same thing that you're trying to imply.

03:47:24.800 I'm just...

03:47:25.320 You're implying he hates women, misogyny, hatred of women.

03:47:28.040 Okay, well then, yeah.

03:47:28.700 Why don't you want to use the word?

03:47:30.000 Why don't you want to use the word?

03:47:31.280 Because, like, that's a very, I mean, in today's society, it's a very, like, what, how do I say, how can I put this?

03:47:38.080 It's a very, just like feminism, like people, we don't really understand the definitions of, like, feminism or misogynistic, so I don't really know.

03:47:46.900 I'm just asking that question because the response is just giving, like, women are the problem.

03:47:54.720 I'm not saying that you, you, I mean, that's how my, that is how I'm interpreting your response to the questions that we're giving you.

03:48:01.860 So, I'm just asking, you know, do you hate women?

03:48:04.520 And I'm not saying, like, I'm not trying to...

03:48:06.600 Do you hate children?

03:48:07.360 Because based on the responses that you gave when it came to pregnancy and having kids, it sounds to me like you really hate children.

03:48:15.880 I'm just, I'm just asking.

03:48:17.140 I'm just asking, too.

03:48:18.140 Do you hate children?

03:48:18.780 I don't hate children.

03:48:19.460 Based on the answers that you gave about wanting to adopt, not wanting to give your husband kids, it sounds to me like you hate children.

03:48:25.080 But how would I hate children if I won't go into a dog?

03:48:27.920 Why do you hate children so much?

03:48:29.860 How could I hate women if I'm in a room having a conversation with them?

03:48:33.420 I'm just, I mean, but you can still have conversations with people and still hate them.

03:48:37.440 My feeling is you hate children.

03:48:40.060 That's how I interpret it.

03:48:41.500 I'm just interpreting what you're doing just like you're interpreting what I'm doing.

03:48:46.020 So, I'm just asking a question.

03:48:47.940 I just interpret it that way.

03:48:49.260 Yeah, that's it.

03:48:50.360 That's all.

03:48:50.720 You can agree to disagree.

03:48:51.820 Yeah, I interpret that you don't want to give your husband children because you hate children and you hate husbands.

03:48:55.940 Well, I mean, kids are going to be...

03:48:56.620 I also think you hate husbands, too.

03:48:58.480 Well, I mean...

03:48:59.640 Why do you hate husbands so much?

03:49:01.020 I mean, I'm married, so I don't really necessarily...

03:49:04.060 I know, and I'm in a room full of women.

03:49:06.240 It's like, what's your...

03:49:07.000 But, like, I'm just...

03:49:07.880 I'm just...

03:49:08.440 I'm just...

03:49:09.000 Because I'm going from, like, an emotional standpoint.

03:49:11.620 Me, too.

03:49:12.520 You hate husbands and you hate children.

03:49:14.180 No, no, no, no, no, no.

03:49:14.960 But I'm talking about...

03:49:15.740 But that's how I feel.

03:49:17.000 No, I'm talking about how you're...

03:49:17.960 It doesn't matter what's reality.

03:49:19.480 What matters is how we feel.

03:49:21.340 Okay, well, no, that's not what I'm saying.

03:49:23.780 But that's what I'm saying.

03:49:24.800 Okay, so that's not you, too.

03:49:25.680 I'm trying to invalidate my feelings.

03:49:27.060 Oh, my apologies.

03:49:27.920 Yeah, thank you for the apology.

03:49:29.520 Here, we have two things to react to.

03:49:31.120 Can you pull up that thing I just sent in?

03:49:34.100 So, this is...

03:49:35.420 This was a Tinder experiment that was done.

03:49:37.400 Can you make it a little bigger?

03:49:39.320 Whoa.

03:49:39.960 That's great.

03:49:40.240 Okay, so they basically, like, took...

03:49:44.460 Scroll down a little bit.

03:49:45.380 Face app, gender switch, same pictures.

03:49:48.840 Scroll back up, sorry.

03:49:49.780 Okay, so male, zero matches in 12-plus hours.

03:49:54.000 Female, 200 matches in one hour.

03:49:57.760 And so, basically, it took, like...

03:49:59.920 They tried to compare, like, Mario, Maria, both 25.

03:50:05.760 They changed...

03:50:07.640 Basically, this could be brother-sister, right?

03:50:10.420 Twins.

03:50:11.140 Twins, essentially.

03:50:12.080 Um, the woman, and these are both pretty average-looking, maybe even slightly below-average-looking, uh, female...

03:50:20.880 I would say below-average, yeah.

03:50:22.460 Yeah, female, 100-plus likes or whatever, male, zero.

03:50:27.620 Wow.

03:50:28.180 So, below-average-looking woman, uh, even she can fuck a bunch of dudes.

03:50:34.300 Mario, like, most of you ain't swiping right on Mario.

03:50:40.560 I can't lie, I would not swipe on Mario.

03:50:42.920 Right.

03:50:43.100 I like military-sister, man.

03:50:44.180 I was just gonna make a comment of something that...

03:50:46.400 Sure.

03:50:46.860 Um, cause I have guy friends that have talked to me about these kinds of things.

03:50:50.960 Anyways, but yeah, they make it so that the men also have to pay for it, so they can get, like...

03:50:55.980 Oh, right.

03:50:56.840 Yeah.

03:50:57.780 The better cards.

03:50:59.380 Mm-hmm.

03:51:00.600 I'm just saying that.

03:51:01.260 You're saying the men have to pay on Tinder.

03:51:03.340 Like, it's, it's, uh, I think they try to make it, the app to design it so that men pay

03:51:07.580 so they can make more money also.

03:51:08.660 Oh, yeah, absolutely.

03:51:09.300 On top of it, I know that, because it is true.

03:51:11.120 I saw my friend showed me, like, his app, and I was like, wow, that's crazy.

03:51:16.480 Yeah.

03:51:16.800 And they advertise the women he's attracted to only in, like, the paying section.

03:51:21.120 I don't know.

03:51:21.560 Yeah.

03:51:21.660 Kind of, it's interesting.

03:51:22.240 Um, and then we have the age, uh, forward for, uh, Barbie over here.

03:51:29.140 We got that?

03:51:32.140 Aw, I look so good.

03:51:33.580 You look the same.

03:51:34.360 Oh, my God, I look so good.

03:51:35.320 She looks like Dolly Parton.

03:51:36.800 Oh.

03:51:38.640 If somebody else wants to do it.

03:51:39.400 But do you look better in the second picture?

03:51:41.240 I believe so.

03:51:42.740 I mean, she doesn't look 99, though.

03:51:44.180 Yeah.

03:51:44.420 No, not 99.

03:51:45.500 I know, dude.

03:51:45.900 You look, you look at my, my age up versus that one.

03:51:48.440 I mean, it's pretty clear.

03:51:50.980 Aw.

03:51:51.900 Okay.

03:51:52.420 Your hair's so perfect.

03:51:53.220 That's cool.

03:51:53.360 You look like a supermodel.

03:51:54.700 Aw, you guys are so sweet.

03:51:56.720 All right, we have, uh, Nas in LA.

03:51:58.640 Dude, thank you for the big $200 soup chats.

03:52:00.800 Guys, W's in the chat for Nas.

03:52:02.780 We should just grant women all this.

03:52:05.200 All men should stop, just stop working.

03:52:07.360 Well, let the women do all the hard work.

03:52:09.600 We'll bring our men back for M military and send only women out and do all the heavy lifting

03:52:14.960 in society.

03:52:15.980 Women can pay for everything and fight the burglar at 2 a.m.

03:52:18.720 When can we get started?

03:52:21.620 Nas, thank you so much.

03:52:22.500 W's in the chat for Nas, man.

03:52:23.600 Thank you, men.

03:52:25.840 So let society die.

03:52:27.760 And then when we beg for the men back, just like have them come back.

03:52:32.240 Is that what the thing is?

03:52:33.320 Right.

03:52:34.100 Right.

03:52:34.320 I think he's trying to show us that we couldn't, that we couldn't.

03:52:36.660 Yeah, we do need men.

03:52:38.160 That's true.

03:52:38.840 We absolutely need men.

03:52:39.900 We wouldn't be able to have children without men.

03:52:41.560 We wouldn't be able to have houses without men.

03:52:42.460 Or women.

03:52:43.100 We need men and women.

03:52:44.200 We wouldn't be able to have a society.

03:52:46.340 We wouldn't be able to have a patriarchal society.

03:52:48.360 No, you wouldn't be able to have any society.

03:52:51.160 We live in a society.

03:52:51.920 Women are too nice.

03:52:53.560 Well, not literally.

03:52:54.000 Here, I'll just piggyback on what Andrew said.

03:52:56.720 Like, so if all men disappeared, I would say that, well, here, I'll give you both examples.

03:53:03.140 So if all women disappeared, this would be the end of the human species.

03:53:06.840 It would absolutely suck.

03:53:08.260 There would be losses in certain fields that could be very detrimental.

03:53:14.500 However, of all the surviving men, most of them would continue surviving.

03:53:20.040 Life would suck.

03:53:22.240 But, I mean, we would all survive until we all die.

03:53:27.380 And then that's the end of the species.

03:53:29.560 If all men disappeared.

03:53:32.100 I'd have a party.

03:53:33.560 Me.

03:53:35.880 Except for you.

03:53:36.740 I'd be really sad that you were gone.

03:53:37.760 No, no, no.

03:53:38.500 Yeah, I think you're right.

03:53:39.340 I think a lot of women would actually have parties.

03:53:42.680 And then they would die within a year.

03:53:44.320 Yeah, perfect.

03:53:45.060 Oh, no.

03:53:45.720 That sounds like a great time, honestly.

03:53:47.220 I would say 50% of women are dead within three weeks.

03:53:50.620 You think?

03:53:50.940 Yes, I think.

03:53:51.820 No way.

03:53:52.640 Yes.

03:53:55.360 We'd, like, fuck up the machinery and, like, make the ozone layer, like, open all the way up.

03:54:00.400 Yeah, we'd do a chair spray.

03:54:01.400 And then we'd all die of, like, radiation poisoning.

03:54:03.700 Yeah.

03:54:04.300 No, it's just men are so involved in critical infrastructure that women are not involved in these fields.

03:54:12.340 There wouldn't be the knowledge base to be able to replace them.

03:54:16.320 Uh, and also, not only that, even if there was enough women to get into these fields, like, the, the cascading, the cascading chaos that would ensue, uh, it just, everything would be completely fucked.

03:54:31.200 But, like, within 24 hours, power grid, done.

03:54:35.100 It's done.

03:54:36.960 Okay, yeah.

03:54:38.060 Why, why doesn't exist?

03:54:39.760 No, you're probably right, but imagine.

03:54:42.140 All the telecoms, gone, within 24 hours.

03:54:44.580 It was a issue.

03:54:45.080 Everything's.

03:54:45.880 No, I wasn't going to say that I think that we would be able, that everything would be peachy keen if all men just disappeared.

03:54:50.940 But I'm saying that wouldn't it be nice if our society didn't rely so heavily on one part of the species?

03:54:55.440 Thank you.

03:54:55.920 Wouldn't it be nice if it was a little bit more equal?

03:54:57.520 It doesn't have to be inherently completely equal.

03:54:58.720 Parties need to procreate, though, so it's.

03:55:00.380 But there needs to be, well, that's not the point.

03:55:01.720 I literally could not agree with you more.

03:55:04.380 Thank you.

03:55:04.700 Honestly, where the fuck are all the women oil workers?

03:55:08.200 Yeah.

03:55:08.480 Where are they?

03:55:09.260 I bet they look real cute in those uniforms, too.

03:55:10.600 Where's all the Navy SEALs?

03:55:12.520 Oh, wait, they can't.

03:55:13.940 They can't do it.

03:55:14.520 I know, but imagine, how fun.

03:55:15.680 They can't do it.

03:55:16.980 So, you know what they have to do instead?

03:55:19.080 They have to take the standard and then lower it.

03:55:21.480 Who's going to do, who's going to do all the OnlyFans?

03:55:23.960 Like, that's what I'm really concerned about.

03:55:25.500 That's great.

03:55:25.940 Troll answer that.

03:55:27.300 Fall the woman.

03:55:27.880 But, I mean, honestly, I'm with you.

03:55:30.060 Pearl Davis agrees with you.

03:55:31.860 Oh, my God.

03:55:32.440 No, please.

03:55:33.500 Pearl Davis 100% agrees with you.

03:55:36.100 I don't like makeup.

03:55:37.160 Where the fuck are all, you're right.

03:55:40.280 Wouldn't it be nice if society didn't have to rely so much on one sex?

03:55:43.840 Wouldn't that be nice?

03:55:44.440 That's Pearl Davis' entire audience.

03:55:45.920 And actually, that's a direct quote.

03:55:46.700 From Pearl, her entire argument.

03:55:48.400 Her entire argument is your argument.

03:55:50.160 Andrew, you know how to get under my skin.

03:55:52.340 Uh-huh.

03:55:52.440 Oh, he's so good at what he does.

03:55:53.880 If I'm ever in a sticky situation, I'm hiring you as my damn lawyer.

03:55:56.740 And why?

03:55:58.000 You're so good at what you do.

03:55:59.920 That's because I'm a man.

03:56:01.020 No, it's not.

03:56:03.660 The joke of the day.

03:56:06.420 All right.

03:56:08.260 Let's get back.

03:56:09.000 I need to get through all the show notes here.

03:56:11.300 So, Mizzy, you have so many dating stories.

03:56:13.880 Your ex got your best friend pregnant, had babies with her, then wanted you back.

03:56:18.240 Like, I, yeah.

03:56:21.080 Uh-huh.

03:56:21.800 What's your question?

03:56:24.520 Explain.

03:56:26.520 I thought that happened to everybody.

03:56:28.280 I guess I was just prompting you if you want to give a little more detail.

03:56:32.380 Yeah, I regretted sending that.

03:56:34.280 I was like, I didn't even know what I was going on.

03:56:35.800 I was just, okay.

03:56:36.980 Anyways, I thought, yeah, I thought this was completely different, but this is a vibe.

03:56:40.480 So, basically, dated this guy.

03:56:46.920 I wanted kids.

03:56:48.600 He didn't want kids.

03:56:50.540 So, I ended up breaking up with him because I found out he was talking to other women.

03:56:56.160 Not like, he was like, you know, DMing girls, whatever, which is still cheating in my opinion.

03:57:01.160 But, so then, but then I ended up in a situationship because I, at the time, wasn't secure enough to walk away, which is why this was a while ago.

03:57:10.940 So, I've not, I would never tolerate this again or now moving forward.

03:57:15.180 But, I just really wanted a future with him and I couldn't let it go.

03:57:20.940 And, I was willing to almost not have kids just to keep him around, which is crazy because, like, my biggest goal in life, like, one of them is I want a family.

03:57:29.140 I want kids.

03:57:30.800 And, it's just ironic because when they, then they, me and him were still seeing each other, but then she went after him.

03:57:36.960 They started on the DL hooking up or whatever.

03:57:40.500 I disappeared.

03:57:41.280 I just said, peace out.

03:57:42.220 I moved to LA to pursue my dreams.

03:57:44.440 I never talked to them again.

03:57:46.040 And, and then I got reached out to that, like, they were pregnant, ironically, and keeping it, keeping them, there's twins.

03:57:52.660 And, so, yeah, and then he reached out, like, I don't know, and was basically, like, I regret X, Y, Z, or blah, blah, blah, you know, just, not, not the kids.

03:58:03.680 He's, he's, he's happy because it helped him.

03:58:05.740 It saved him.

03:58:06.400 It also saved me to get away from that shit.

03:58:08.880 But, which I'm happy.

03:58:10.400 I'm happy it happened, ironically.

03:58:12.260 I think it's the best thing that can happen.

03:58:14.180 Uh, and I, I think this is the same guy you found out he had seven side chicks who all became friends, and you later found out a few of the girls financially supported him, and he would always buy you Uber Eats on their accounts when we were hanging out.

03:58:29.360 Yeah, so, different guy.

03:58:30.540 Different guy, okay.

03:58:31.620 That guy, like, I wasn't, like, yeah, I was just like.

03:58:33.820 Where can the chat go to worship this gentleman?

03:58:36.200 No.

03:58:36.640 No, I'm kidding.

03:58:37.400 I'm joking.

03:58:37.960 It's a joke.

03:58:38.780 Go ahead.

03:58:39.420 He was really nice.

03:58:40.340 Like, that's why I was so shocked.

03:58:41.300 I was like, oh, he's so nice, like, um, kind of, like, thought he was kind of dumb, like, you know, and then, but I found out, like, maybe eight, seven, or eight months later that, oh, he had seven side chicks?

03:58:52.260 Like, that's crazy, but, you know, it, I mean, I don't know the whole story.

03:58:57.480 I don't, I don't think it was at the same time as me.

03:58:59.520 They, the girls were convinced, but I didn't know who they were.

03:59:02.140 They knew who I was, and then I found out that, um, yeah, they were financially supporting him, but what a king.

03:59:06.900 That's crazy.

03:59:07.720 Okay.

03:59:08.200 Yeah, it's kind of impressive.

03:59:08.920 If women can do it, like, why can't, why can't I?

03:59:11.300 Why can't a guy do it, you know, legend?

03:59:13.800 Uh, you said that you wanted to talk about red flags for screen flags and why women are attracted to red flags.

03:59:18.860 Ooh.

03:59:19.820 I didn't know we were going to, like, go down everything I, like, wrote down in this.

03:59:23.200 Um, yeah, so, I definitely become a, like, I've, red flags can be attractive, and, and that's not a good thing, but women, and men probably, too, you know, sometimes we flock to, like, red flags.

03:59:39.020 I mean, a lot of it has to do with our childhoods and, and things like that, but, uh, it's, it's hard to break what you're, the way that you're shown love as a child, um, and that's how, when you're an adult, that's what feels normal.

03:59:53.300 So, when someone's really nice to you, let's say, not saying my dad was bad in any ways, but there's certain traits of, like, didn't let you cry, didn't, like, let you talk, like, just, like, these little things.

04:00:03.460 So, that's kind of how I feel love from a guy.

04:00:07.000 And so, basically, there, yeah, there's certain things that I subconsciously am attracted to that are red flags that I shouldn't be attracted to.

04:00:14.040 So, like, treating you like shit?

04:00:15.280 Yeah.

04:00:16.940 But I've, I've gotten better.

04:00:18.800 I, if a man starts treating you like shit.

04:00:20.160 Are you sure you've gotten better?

04:00:21.080 Yes, yes.

04:00:22.420 Mm-hmm.

04:00:22.760 I, yes.

04:00:24.060 So, if Chad was in here right now treating you like shit?

04:00:27.020 Well, like.

04:00:28.080 Well.

04:00:28.680 No, I want to.

04:00:29.500 Wait a minute.

04:00:30.140 Wait a minute.

04:00:31.640 Wait, who?

04:00:33.300 Chad drew right here, man.

04:00:34.540 A Chad.

04:00:35.160 Chad, some, some, like, really good looking dude was in here treating you like shit?

04:00:39.440 I don't like really good looking dudes.

04:00:41.720 He meant, like, in a basketball.

04:00:42.240 Whatever you think is a really good looking dude.

04:00:44.660 What are some of the red flags that you'll tolerate or whatever?

04:00:49.340 Mm.

04:00:50.220 It's okay.

04:00:50.600 Treating you poorly.

04:00:51.360 What else?

04:00:51.960 Well, it's not, like, treating you poorly, right?

04:00:53.640 It's just, like, you know, I, like, you know, I like to, they like to drink every day, you know, and it's, like.

04:01:00.940 A good drug problem.

04:01:01.940 And then, and then if they do that, how do they treat you?

04:01:06.120 Right.

04:01:06.540 Well, a lot of the guys that I've dated, like, pretend, like, they don't have these red flags.

04:01:09.880 And then once I love them, then they're like, oh, hey, by the way, I'm a huge alcoholic and yada yada.

04:01:16.040 You know, it's not.

04:01:17.160 And when they're, when they're drunk, they treat you better or worse?

04:01:22.000 So, the one that got my best friend pregnant, better when he was drunk.

04:01:25.680 Loved him when he was drunk.

04:01:27.440 Great guy.

04:01:28.000 The other one, when he did, you know, drink and stuff, he was, like, really mean and, like, distant and, like, hostile and stuff.

04:01:34.640 So, I think it just depends.

04:01:35.680 But I'm definitely not trying to date, like, a heavy drinker in the future.

04:01:38.820 Not, like, I can date someone who, like, can have a drink.

04:01:41.200 But I'm not trying to date someone that every single day has to get, like, wasted to deal with life.

04:01:45.140 Yeah, sure.

04:01:45.820 Yeah, going around the table on this one, though, who here, I guess, ignores red flags in a man?

04:01:54.260 Kind of?

04:01:55.040 Or just yes or no, I guess.

04:01:56.780 Oh, no.

04:01:57.640 No?

04:01:59.060 What?

04:02:00.000 I used to.

04:02:01.080 Used to?

04:02:01.640 Yeah.

04:02:03.020 Ignores, ignores, right in the flag.

04:02:05.740 Yes.

04:02:06.340 Wow, no.

04:02:07.080 I had to get done so astronomically dirty that I was like, wow, I can literally never tolerate anything ever again.

04:02:14.520 And that's why I've been single for so long, I think.

04:02:16.780 Yeah.

04:02:17.660 I kind of give them the benefit of the doubt, so.

04:02:20.380 You want to believe in, like, you put them on this pedestal and you, you know.

04:02:24.080 I'm like, second chances, third chances.

04:02:27.080 Yeah.

04:02:27.580 No more chances.

04:02:28.860 No more chances.

04:02:30.040 Tenth chances.

04:02:31.240 Yeah.

04:02:32.040 I mean, I wonder.

04:02:32.900 Because I get attached.

04:02:34.080 He's changed.

04:02:34.480 I do wonder, though, when it comes to this.

04:02:36.520 So, women often complain that men are toxic or abusive.

04:02:42.780 But, and I don't, I think most men, like, don't go down this path.

04:02:47.580 But, when men are young, they see the men that, like, when you're 18, 19, 20, other men in your peer group see the men that you guys are going after at that age.

04:03:01.860 And they see you, they hear you even if they're friends with you, complain.

04:03:05.920 You complain about, oh, he's such a jerk, he's such an asshole, blah, blah, blah.

04:03:10.360 You guys engage in sexual relationships with these men.

04:03:17.880 Men have major motivation when it comes to wanting to find a girlfriend.

04:03:24.360 You guys essentially train men to be abusive.

04:03:29.000 Like, because you reward the men who are abusive.

04:03:33.260 Yeah.

04:03:34.260 With sexual access.

04:03:36.120 I'm a little confused by this.

04:03:37.700 No, that's so fair.

04:03:38.780 Oh, I have a take on this.

04:03:40.260 I think it's because women are very, like, I'm not saying every woman ever, obviously, but a lot of women are very emotionally abusive.

04:03:48.840 So, then that makes the man want to react to the emotional abuse and the manipulation or whatever that the woman is doing.

04:03:56.260 You've got to kind of push back a little here.

04:03:58.020 I'm not saying, like, that, oh, he should have punched her in the face.

04:04:00.820 So, I think, like, maybe me and Brian even disagree a little here.

04:04:03.940 I do think that most men are toxic.

04:04:06.440 And I do think that they fit the criteria and modernity of what abuse is.

04:04:10.740 And I think that women love that shit.

04:04:12.780 So, like, here, hang on.

04:04:14.080 Hear me out.

04:04:14.660 Hear me out.

04:04:15.640 Okay.

04:04:16.440 The things that women consider to be toxic traits, which is, it's usually too much of the thing that they like.

04:04:22.600 Too much assertion.

04:04:23.880 Too much dominance.

04:04:25.640 Too much of this.

04:04:26.760 Too much of that.

04:04:28.180 Right?

04:04:28.380 It's on a scale.

04:04:29.000 But then, if the man backs it off, even an inch.

04:04:34.240 Then it's too little.

04:04:34.880 Then it's too little.

04:04:35.780 Yeah.

04:04:36.080 Right?

04:04:36.580 So, it's like, so, all of these things which are considered toxic masculinity, right?

04:04:42.260 All those toxically masculine men, they seem to be getting plenty of women.

04:04:46.580 They don't seem to have much problem with that at all.

04:04:49.580 When you say abuse, especially verbal abuse, right?

04:04:53.620 This is the idea of a man basically just saying no, right?

04:04:57.200 That's usually what verbal abuse reduces to.

04:05:01.020 I haven't actually heard, there are some situations where, like, he called me this, he called me that, and they said some horrible shit.

04:05:08.760 I agree with that.

04:05:09.780 Okay?

04:05:10.220 Maybe we can consider that verbal abuse.

04:05:12.100 But most of the time, it's just like, he just said no.

04:05:16.000 And they consider that to be verbal abuse.

04:05:18.460 Well, this is where I agree with you.

04:05:20.560 What I think, ultimately, is that men who say no and are very toxic in their masculinity basically got nothing to worry about.

04:05:28.760 And he's right, right?

04:05:30.980 Aren't you training them to be toxically masculine?

04:05:33.500 I kind of agree with you, to be completely honest.

04:05:36.120 I can't.

04:05:37.940 That's logical.

04:05:39.640 I don't know if training is the right word, but I do think that women generally.

04:05:43.840 Women.

04:05:45.440 See, in my head, there is an E there.

04:05:47.680 This is just my accent.

04:05:49.800 This is just, it's just my accent.

04:05:51.400 But I do think that women, is that how you want me to say it?

04:05:54.600 Yes, the right way, yes.

04:05:57.120 Dude, that's so crazy.

04:05:58.100 No, but I do think that they participate in holding up the patriarchy to an extent.

04:06:02.100 And I know that you guys don't like to say the patriarchy, but when it comes to.

04:06:05.680 I love to say the patriarchy.

04:06:06.800 But when it comes to, like, how you're saying, kind of, like, the overtly masculine, like, not, because not that masculine is inherently a bad thing, but, like, where it gets to be, I don't remember.

04:06:17.800 Toxic.

04:06:18.180 Toxic masculinity.

04:06:18.980 Yes.

04:06:19.200 Because I do think that that is occasionally upheld by women and their standards.

04:06:23.980 And I think.

04:06:24.540 Can I ask you a question?

04:06:25.340 Yeah.

04:06:25.800 How come all these blue-haired feminist chicks are always fucking the most toxically masculine men ever?

04:06:30.760 Dude, no.

04:06:31.260 Actually, let's talk about it.

04:06:32.320 Because I'm not going to sit here and say that it's only men that are the problem.

04:06:36.440 Because I completely disagree.

04:06:37.820 Like, my brother, he has had some seriously insane girlfriends who I am like, how are you a real person?

04:06:44.660 But I've also had, you know, and that's why I think we talked about this last time, but I think it comes down to, are you just a moral person or are you not?

04:06:52.360 And that has kind of nothing to do with gender.

04:06:54.020 But I do think it's more acceptable in tolerated in relationships for a man to be a little bit more on the crazy side.

04:06:59.540 You'll still stay with him.

04:07:00.320 He'll cheat on you.

04:07:01.540 Whatever.

04:07:01.940 Crazy in what way?

04:07:02.820 It's not more.

04:07:04.380 Hang on.

04:07:04.880 More tolerated?

04:07:05.720 It is definitely not more tolerated for the man to be crazy than the woman.

04:07:10.360 Really?

04:07:11.120 Really.

04:07:11.440 But I will ask you this again, because I feel like he kind of evaded.

04:07:16.020 The blue-haired feminist lunatic who is skyscreaming at the top of her lungs, why is it that she ends up fucking the toxically masculine man?

04:07:27.280 Why is it that women are saying, I want a man who acts like a conservative but has my liberal values?

04:07:33.780 Why are they all saying this?

04:07:36.320 Andrew, I wish I knew.

04:07:37.720 Right.

04:07:38.160 I wish I knew the answer.

04:07:39.560 Because what is considered to be toxically masculine, right, is not toxic at all.

04:07:45.460 It's just masculine.

04:07:47.840 And that's why those women are single.

04:07:51.320 It's just what masculine is.

04:07:52.480 I don't have blue hair yet.

04:07:53.840 Let me give you an example of some toxic masculinity.

04:07:57.640 Okay?

04:07:57.800 So, there are men I know, not me, of course, I would never do anything like this before.

04:08:03.280 There are men I know who they will go out to a shooting range, and I've been with men like this, and they will just unload on a target.

04:08:11.920 Okay?

04:08:12.520 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

04:08:13.620 Then a small little fluffy rabbit will run across the range.

04:08:16.960 And they'll blast that motherfucker just to watch it explode.

04:08:20.400 And then they'll give a big belly laugh.

04:08:23.920 They'll give a big belly laugh.

04:08:25.260 They don't give a shit.

04:08:26.420 They don't fucking care.

04:08:27.680 Rabbits are pretty invasive.

04:08:28.720 Yes, they are invasive.

04:08:29.800 And they're evil, right?

04:08:31.320 They're ontologically evil.

04:08:32.960 But the point is, is that Fluffy gets blown to bits, right?

04:08:36.580 Like, those dudes, they never hop in the car with a chick who's like, oh, honey, I can't believe that you killed.

04:08:44.780 They don't give a fuck.

04:08:46.020 They don't care.

04:08:47.220 They don't care.

04:08:48.440 So, the thing is, is like, all the things that you would consider toxically masculine.

04:08:52.860 Here's another one, right?

04:08:54.120 Video games where, you know, you roll through the town, and he'd just kill everything that you see.

04:09:00.520 Women don't give a shit about that either.

04:09:01.980 When you're talking about toxic masculine traits, it seems to only be the idea of you are using your masculinity as a weapon to defeat some absurdity that I have over here.

04:09:16.500 Interesting.

04:09:17.400 Okay.

04:09:18.180 Yeah.

04:09:18.600 I like that take.

04:09:21.520 Techno Trooper donated $200.

04:09:24.180 Thank you, man.

04:09:24.700 Tell us your favorite green flags in a partner that is undervalued.

04:09:28.680 Yo, Techno Trooper, thank you so much for the $200 TTS.

04:09:32.260 We'll go around the table on that.

04:09:33.460 W's in the chat for Techno Trooper.

04:09:35.960 Thank you, man.

04:09:37.180 Tell us your favorite green flags in a partner that is undervalued.

04:09:40.680 Okay.

04:09:41.580 I think somebody who listens and gives you good advice.

04:09:44.620 Like, I appreciate a partner that I can get advice from.

04:09:47.000 Like, someone who doesn't mind hearing about my daily trials and tribulations because they want to genuinely help me through it.

04:09:53.740 Why do you undervalue that?

04:09:55.580 Wait, do I undervalue?

04:09:56.660 No, I think that is generally undervalued.

04:09:58.100 I think that people are very, like, okay with their partner not really being interested in what they do on a daily basis or, like, you know, disputes with people.

04:10:06.700 They're like, oh, whatever.

04:10:07.420 Like, my wife's complaining again.

04:10:08.300 By the way, Lucy, do you prefer from front or your side?

04:10:13.160 If I'm being so honest, my, like, exact side profile is not it.

04:10:16.100 My three quarters is where it's at.

04:10:17.320 Yeah, so you might want to, you tend to lean, like, you're looking that way.

04:10:22.120 You probably want to look more this way.

04:10:24.840 Just heads up.

04:10:26.100 Brian, are you saying I look bad?

04:10:28.540 We're getting a lot.

04:10:29.060 We're already, like, three hours in.

04:10:30.240 They've seen every bad angle of me.

04:10:31.560 We have that, like, wicked witch thing going on on that side.

04:10:35.020 That's probably the most brutal insult I've ever heard.

04:10:39.820 It's like that, um, it's like, uh, what's that, uh, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, where he talks to the side of his mouth.

04:10:44.700 Just saying.

04:10:44.960 Cameron is so tight.

04:10:45.960 We're getting a lot of side.

04:10:46.600 Most under, uh, favorite green flag.

04:10:50.560 You should never be able to quote Ferris Bueller.

04:10:52.580 Underrated is hard.

04:10:53.920 Because, like.

04:10:54.380 Undervalued.

04:10:54.920 Undervalued.

04:10:55.180 Favorite green flag.

04:10:56.600 How about just the undervalued part's going to confuse the girl.

04:10:59.300 Sorry, Tech.

04:10:59.720 No, let's just do favorite green flag.

04:11:01.360 Um, loyalty and, like, a good listener.

04:11:04.420 I also think, like, the underrated maybe is feeling like the, like the safe, like a man making you feel safe.

04:11:12.940 Hmm, I think.

04:11:14.980 Um, sometimes I'm a little out of line, and being able to have someone confront me and critique me for her.

04:11:24.160 Sounds like toxic masculinity to me.

04:11:26.160 Take those fucking ears off.

04:11:27.720 Take that shit off.

04:11:29.260 Take it off.

04:11:30.060 Wait, I kind of agree with her, though.

04:11:32.040 But that's toxic masculinity.

04:11:33.560 No, no, no, wait.

04:11:34.100 Telling her what to do.

04:11:35.360 No, can I tell her, can I tell you guys why?

04:11:37.020 And I'm sorry if I interrupted you.

04:11:38.220 I'll be super quick.

04:11:39.420 But my recent ex, like.

04:11:41.100 You're not going to be super quick.

04:11:42.060 No, I'll try my best.

04:11:43.260 Holy fuck.

04:11:43.640 Anyway.

04:11:45.180 I've actually been relatively quiet this episode.

04:11:47.040 All right, all right.

04:11:47.680 Fast, fast, fast.

04:11:48.200 Okay, I'm trying to go.

04:11:49.120 But anyways, I have maybe some issues because of the way I was brought up with arguing and about being really quick to start an argument.

04:11:55.020 And my ex-boyfriend kind of had to be like, Lucy, I need you to not raise your voice at me.

04:11:59.520 And I need you to genuinely just not do that because it doesn't make me feel good.

04:12:02.220 We're not going to get anywhere with that.

04:12:03.380 And I stopped raising my voice at him.

04:12:05.340 And then we didn't get into fights as much because it was never going to that high.

04:12:07.500 Or did he go, Lucy, shut up.

04:12:09.180 No, because he respected me and he understood why it was that way.

04:12:12.340 Yeah, right.

04:12:12.920 Okay.

04:12:12.980 No, seriously.

04:12:13.800 All right, all right.

04:12:13.920 As women need to be put in our places.

04:12:15.360 I don't know if I would put it like that.

04:12:16.940 Well, I just.

04:12:18.020 Everyone needs to be put in their place sometimes.

04:12:19.440 I definitely need a man who can put me in my place.

04:12:21.800 The thing is, it's like all of these things that you would consider to be toxic masculinity.

04:12:24.760 No, because he's not telling me, Lucy, shut up.

04:12:26.380 You know what he's saying?

04:12:27.100 He's telling you to shut up.

04:12:28.960 No, he's saying that he doesn't.

04:12:29.920 He thinks that he thought that basically I didn't respect him because I was speaking to him in a way that I might speak to my family who has lots of argumentative dialogue.

04:12:37.620 But the thing is, he's telling you, if you don't have anything good to say in a tone that's nice to say, shut up.

04:12:44.620 Well, it's not that we didn't have those.

04:12:45.640 Hang on.

04:12:46.080 That's what he's actually saying, right?

04:12:47.760 No.

04:12:48.280 No.

04:12:48.460 Because we still had the conversations.

04:12:49.780 He just didn't like it when I would actually raise my voice.

04:12:52.400 So that way it was able to diffuse the conversation because I wouldn't get that angry.

04:12:55.760 So if you couldn't get into the conversation without raising your voice, what should you have done?

04:13:00.140 No, but then I just.

04:13:00.880 Hang on.

04:13:01.120 What should you have done?

04:13:02.300 Shut up.

04:13:03.100 That's right.

04:13:04.400 Yeah.

04:13:04.920 Okay.

04:13:05.320 If that's what you want to take away from that.

04:13:06.640 All right.

04:13:06.860 You can just say constructive criticism.

04:13:09.420 There you go.

04:13:10.760 I love it.

04:13:11.520 Thank you.

04:13:11.900 So what's the kind of context that you're doing in a relationship that's been an issue?

04:13:21.720 I guess because before I was like, oh, I haven't really dated that much.

04:13:26.140 But I've like talked with and had friends with benefits relationships.

04:13:31.480 Right.

04:13:31.720 So even in the.

04:13:33.140 Too assertive.

04:13:34.200 Yeah.

04:13:34.720 Yeah.

04:13:35.080 You're too assertive.

04:13:36.080 That's the problem.

04:13:36.540 No, I'm not too assertive.

04:13:38.240 Okay.

04:13:38.520 Just tell us what.

04:13:42.380 When a guy is able to constructively criticize something.

04:13:46.700 Yeah.

04:13:46.860 So what are you doing which is eliciting the criticism?

04:13:51.560 Um.

04:13:51.960 Well.

04:13:56.280 Stop.

04:13:56.880 Stop.

04:13:57.240 I get told I'm like too nice and passive.

04:14:00.760 Like that's what it was with him.

04:14:02.400 Like, cause I would just go along with whatever was happening.

04:14:06.780 And then I did.

04:14:07.400 Wait, hold on.

04:14:07.920 Didn't you say that you were like.

04:14:10.060 But he was like critiquing.

04:14:11.240 Checked.

04:14:11.720 Checked.

04:14:12.020 So just to be clear.

04:14:12.780 Your boyfriend was checking on you.

04:14:14.460 Not boyfriend.

04:14:14.660 Like checked you.

04:14:15.500 Oh my God.

04:14:16.460 Who cares.

04:14:17.320 Okay.

04:14:18.260 Distinguish.

04:14:19.220 Language.

04:14:20.480 Okay.

04:14:20.940 Yeah, but you.

04:14:21.440 Whatever this guy was.

04:14:22.620 Was checking you.

04:14:25.480 How?

04:14:26.100 Didn't you say you were like behaving poorly?

04:14:28.620 Or something to that effect?

04:14:30.080 In that sense, like of being too nice.

04:14:32.860 That was like neglect.

04:14:35.360 What?

04:14:36.640 Like I wasn't being like actively myself in the relationship.

04:14:44.620 So it's like, like being too passive and not being like, oh, I hate when this happens

04:14:56.020 or like when this happens.

04:14:57.540 Because he'd be like more interested in me sometimes.

04:15:01.200 And I'd be like, let's do what you want to do.

04:15:04.960 Why are you like looking?

04:15:06.000 Why are you looking like that?

04:15:08.120 You're saying a whole bunch of nothing.

04:15:10.080 Like I, I, I just, I don't know.

04:15:13.580 It's kind of weird soup.

04:15:14.720 I mean, to be, to be fair to her, Brian, what she's actually saying is that she was too

04:15:19.040 perfect.

04:15:19.800 And so he needed to check her.

04:15:22.380 Yeah.

04:15:22.740 Being too perfect.

04:15:23.960 Yeah.

04:15:25.620 Yeah.

04:15:26.520 She was being too perfect.

04:15:27.540 So your boy, so you were being too nice.

04:15:29.280 And your boyfriend was like, I need you to be more of a bitch.

04:15:33.140 I mean, he must love bitches.

04:15:34.140 He needed me to be more real with him.

04:15:35.940 Like.

04:15:36.740 Okay.

04:15:36.940 So you're being disingenuous.

04:15:39.920 Disingenuous and neglectful.

04:15:41.040 Yeah.

04:15:41.560 You were neglect.

04:15:43.340 How are you being neglectful?

04:15:45.420 Like emotionally?

04:15:47.040 I would just let her answer the question.

04:15:48.520 That'd be helpful.

04:15:50.460 Yeah.

04:15:50.860 Calm down over there.

04:15:53.500 Sometimes it's easier to just let the people have the one-on-one so we can get through it.

04:15:59.420 Well, you seem really eager to get through it so we can like move on.

04:16:02.700 Oh my God, bro.

04:16:03.860 I'm trying to think of how to elaborate on it though because it was like, like it wasn't super serious and then we would go like in and out of phases of being like, oh, we should like make this serious.

04:16:18.660 So, like, yeah, emotionally.

04:16:28.380 Okay then.

04:16:30.680 Did I answer your question all right or do you have anything else for me?

04:16:34.920 All right, next.

04:16:37.340 I think that a green flag is like when, like, someone is able to tell me what they want and need even if I don't want to hear it.

04:16:45.680 That's it.

04:16:46.200 I'm done.

04:16:47.360 Like.

04:16:48.060 Okay, copy.

04:16:48.660 A seven-inch strap-on.

04:16:50.780 Sure, why not?

04:16:55.080 Oh, okay.

04:16:56.480 Oh, it's just so weird.

04:16:59.100 My favorite green flag in a guy is when, like, they have active goals that they're, like, working towards so they're not, like, just being lazy all day.

04:17:06.540 Um, my green flags are a guy that is understanding of me and who I am as a woman and also a man who, like you said, is a go-getter.

04:17:20.920 So, like, my green flag is when he opens the door, like, you open the car door every time I go to the car.

04:17:37.520 I know you care about me.

04:17:39.000 You're not going to forget about me.

04:17:40.160 You realize that I do that for complete strangers.

04:17:43.300 You open the car door for them?

04:17:44.780 Well, I open doors for them.

04:17:46.600 Well, yeah.

04:17:47.060 And that's, that's nice of you.

04:17:48.680 I do that, too.

04:17:49.680 Yeah, but doesn't, I mean, that's just common courtesy, right?

04:17:52.380 Yeah, but, like, if I'm seeing a dude, like, no, it's really not common courtesy.

04:17:57.220 I, one time, went to the movie theaters, and this dude opened the door for himself, and then, like, it slammed back, and I was outside.

04:18:04.880 And so I'm, like, I'm, like, this is it.

04:18:08.220 Like, what's going on?

04:18:10.040 This guy's a legend.

04:18:11.740 He's sick.

04:18:14.260 Bradley, what about you?

04:18:15.440 Um, mine would probably be when you, like, deep conversations.

04:18:19.760 Like, when you can just go out, and, like, go on a nice drive, and then it's just deep conversation, you're opening up.

04:18:27.280 All right, let's have a deep conversation right now.

04:18:29.040 What do you want to talk about, then?

04:18:33.720 Um, I don't know.

04:18:36.740 Never mind.

04:18:38.240 Nope, nope, we're doing the deep conversation.

04:18:40.760 Oh, I thought, you're getting up, or?

04:18:42.840 Yeah.

04:18:43.360 Oh, okay.

04:18:45.100 Go ahead.

04:18:46.940 Wait.

04:18:47.620 Oh, so just to be clear.

04:18:49.920 The man has to do all the work?

04:18:52.360 No.

04:18:53.000 Oh, okay, go ahead.

04:18:53.700 Let's have a deep, go ahead.

04:18:55.340 Lead it, lead us there.

04:18:56.420 Lead us to the deep conversation.

04:18:57.940 No, because I kind of trauma dump, and, like, stuff like that to, like, other people, I guess.

04:19:02.380 So, like, if he.

04:19:03.740 Wait, you can only have a deep conversation about trauma?

04:19:08.480 No.

04:19:09.140 Okay, let's have a deep conversation about something that's not trauma.

04:19:11.720 But, like, you can have, like, deep conversations, like, about the goals.

04:19:14.120 I don't know how to explain it.

04:19:14.720 Yeah, okay, go ahead.

04:19:15.300 I don't know.

04:19:18.180 But no, it's fine.

04:19:24.160 I don't know.

04:19:25.940 Um.

04:19:29.020 You guys talk about aliens?

04:19:30.940 No, don't.

04:19:31.780 Just let her go ahead.

04:19:33.640 Also, aliens, not a particularly deep conversation.

04:19:36.740 I don't know.

04:19:37.640 It can be.

04:19:39.100 Yeah.

04:19:40.260 Go ahead.

04:19:44.900 Okay, so.

04:19:46.340 Here, let me handhold you a little bit.

04:19:47.800 Because it kind of just has to.

04:19:49.080 You have to go with the flow.

04:19:50.320 Oh, go with the flow.

04:19:51.120 I don't know.

04:19:51.140 Like, you can't just be, like.

04:19:53.380 Like, you.

04:19:54.860 Okay, here.

04:19:55.440 You would do, like, random conversations.

04:19:58.480 And then all of a sudden, like, we all open up.

04:20:00.680 And it's like.

04:20:01.140 I don't know.

04:20:02.040 You have to be in.

04:20:03.820 Somebody has to lead it to the deep place.

04:20:06.920 Yeah.

04:20:06.960 And I'm usually the one that does that.

04:20:08.680 Because I'm the yapper.

04:20:09.820 You're the one who does it.

04:20:11.000 Yeah.

04:20:11.580 Okay, go ahead.

04:20:12.780 Since you're the.

04:20:13.820 You're a yapper.

04:20:14.740 Okay.

04:20:15.320 Go ahead.

04:20:15.600 Go ahead.

04:20:22.600 Um.

04:20:25.320 Uh.

04:20:25.940 I don't know.

04:20:27.020 Um.

04:20:30.860 Shoot.

04:20:31.360 I can't.

04:20:31.600 Yeah.

04:20:36.960 Next.

04:20:38.680 Just.

04:20:40.760 Um.

04:20:42.580 How about.

04:20:43.220 Give me an example of a time you had this deep conversation.

04:20:45.820 What was the topic?

04:20:48.580 About adoption and foster care.

04:20:51.160 And.

04:20:52.120 Yeah.

04:20:54.180 What.

04:20:54.820 Excuse me.

04:20:55.260 What do you need from your.

04:20:56.860 Lip gloss.

04:20:58.140 All right.

04:20:59.980 Okay.

04:21:01.180 Um.

04:21:01.660 I don't know.

04:21:03.340 I just find it interesting.

04:21:04.260 I've seen all these.

04:21:05.100 Uh.

04:21:05.860 Like TikToks about women complaining about like men when you go on dates with them.

04:21:09.660 They have nothing to say.

04:21:10.980 But like my own personal experience.

04:21:12.880 Like.

04:21:13.620 If I didn't carry the conversation on dates.

04:21:16.060 Granted.

04:21:16.480 There are women who are like good conversationalists that I've encountered.

04:21:19.480 And they do like contribute pretty equally.

04:21:23.700 But like overwhelmingly.

04:21:24.840 I've never been on a date where like my experience was.

04:21:29.020 Uh.

04:21:29.980 Well.

04:21:33.920 Like the reality is.

04:21:35.140 Is like men have to carry conversations.

04:21:37.080 Point blank period.

04:21:38.540 Question.

04:21:39.320 Do you do deep conversations when you're on dates with women?

04:21:43.320 Sometimes.

04:21:44.620 And what do you guys talk about?

04:21:47.260 The specifics of it?

04:21:49.040 Yeah.

04:21:50.820 Uh.

04:21:51.220 I can't really think.

04:21:52.060 But like my position is not like.

04:21:53.820 Well.

04:21:54.040 Yeah.

04:21:54.280 But I.

04:21:54.840 I don't think it's a green flag.

04:21:58.220 That I can have a deep conversation with a woman.

04:22:00.400 It's your position.

04:22:01.500 Not mine.

04:22:01.940 It's not my duty.

04:22:03.040 To prove your point.

04:22:08.780 Just ask a question.

04:22:10.580 I don't care about.

04:22:11.260 I frankly don't care about having deep conversations.

04:22:13.060 I guess it's more like about like the future.

04:22:15.480 Like you're usually talking about the future in your deep conversations.

04:22:18.380 And like for me.

04:22:19.640 Like since.

04:22:20.460 Like what I said about like adoption and stuff like that.

04:22:23.600 Like.

04:22:23.920 Like if we wanted to have kids.

04:22:25.540 Like if we wanted to have kids.

04:22:25.600 Because I say I date to marry.

04:22:27.420 You know.

04:22:27.840 So.

04:22:28.300 Like I don't just look at you like.

04:22:30.960 Okay.

04:22:31.180 All right.

04:22:32.220 Libertariat.

04:22:32.660 I never had a mix coming.

04:22:34.720 He's not on the table.

04:22:35.740 I'll pull it back up.

04:22:36.640 Libertariat.

04:22:37.340 We have Lucas here.

04:22:40.340 One sec guys.

04:22:42.480 One sec.

04:22:43.620 Thank you Libertariat.

04:22:44.520 Dub is in the chat for Libertariat.

04:22:45.740 I do appreciate it man.

04:22:46.640 Sorry.

04:22:48.760 Fuck.

04:22:50.100 Got it.

04:22:50.600 All out of order.

04:22:52.600 Guys like the video please.

04:22:54.020 If you're watching Lucas.

04:22:55.280 Women are attracted by attributes that are toxically masculine.

04:22:58.800 Because they are proxies for resource provisioning.

04:23:01.560 And the ability to protect.

04:23:03.360 Women are often seduced and deceived.

04:23:05.340 By dark triad traits.

04:23:08.420 Lucas.

04:23:08.760 Thank you so much for the Streamlabs message.

04:23:11.340 I do appreciate it.

04:23:14.080 Speaking of which.

04:23:15.100 We touched on this topic last show.

04:23:16.860 But it wasn't.

04:23:18.180 The healthcare CEO assassin.

04:23:20.980 Luigi Mangione.

04:23:23.140 Anybody here have a crush on him?

04:23:25.200 No.

04:23:27.000 You know who I'm talking about though?

04:23:30.780 Yeah.

04:23:31.900 No crush?

04:23:32.700 No crush?

04:23:33.160 I feel like that's that same weird phenomenon.

04:23:35.080 Whatever his last name is.

04:23:36.760 I don't have a crush on him.

04:23:38.400 But kind of slay what he did.

04:23:41.120 And then murdering a.

04:23:43.940 Murdering in general.

04:23:44.920 A father with a wife and children.

04:23:47.500 Kind of slay.

04:23:48.440 Okay.

04:23:48.800 Kind of slay.

04:23:49.540 Wait can I respond to that last.

04:23:51.260 Sure.

04:23:52.160 I think that a lot of the time.

04:23:54.140 People accept the love that they think that they deserve.

04:23:56.320 And the woman who end up in relationships.

04:23:59.060 That are maybe toxic.

04:24:00.080 And then they stay in them.

04:24:01.000 It's because they probably have pretty low self-esteem.

04:24:03.420 Not every single case.

04:24:04.820 But I think for the most part.

04:24:05.980 People who have higher standards for themselves.

04:24:07.300 People who actually like respect themselves.

04:24:09.440 Don't get into that kind of situation.

04:24:11.160 Because they don't accept that sort of thing.

04:24:14.380 Okay.

04:24:15.120 We have a message here from Libertariat.

04:24:19.380 Andrew.

04:24:19.860 How much do I have to donate to get you to say man.

04:24:22.080 Instead of man for the show on Tuesday.

04:24:24.540 One woman will be triggered on a millennial level.

04:24:28.280 If you do so.

04:24:29.140 Two champagne pops.

04:24:29.980 Oh man.

04:24:30.460 Two champagne pops.

04:24:31.820 And I will use man instead of men for the plural.

04:24:35.100 There you have it.

04:24:35.840 Thank you.

04:24:36.240 Oh I didn't order the pickles.

04:24:37.920 Hold on.

04:24:38.360 Let me fucking do that.

04:24:38.960 I feel like I have to clarify one more time.

04:24:40.600 I am saying women every single time.

04:24:44.380 But with the way that I say words.

04:24:45.780 It sounds the way that you guys don't like it.

04:24:48.480 It's not a problem.

04:24:49.720 Which is just you.

04:24:51.260 It's just me.

04:24:51.960 This is something which happens on this show repeatedly.

04:24:55.380 Every single panel with multiple women.

04:24:57.760 Who cannot say women instead of woman.

04:25:00.240 And I have no fucking idea why.

04:25:01.820 And no.

04:25:02.900 If you ask me to spell it in a sentence.

04:25:03.540 It's not isolated to locality.

04:25:05.520 They're from all over the country.

04:25:07.500 I don't know why they can't say women.

04:25:09.820 Do you say tomato or tomato?

04:25:12.220 Tomato.

04:25:13.220 Okay.

04:25:13.940 I say tomato.

04:25:14.700 No I'm just kidding.

04:25:15.780 But even if I said tomato.

04:25:18.500 Right.

04:25:19.540 It wouldn't matter.

04:25:21.100 Because the plural form.

04:25:23.700 Tomatoes.

04:25:24.480 If I said all tomato.

04:25:26.740 Instead of all tomatoes.

04:25:28.860 That would sound stupid.

04:25:30.140 Right.

04:25:30.640 Yeah.

04:25:31.000 Then you have to check your grammar.

04:25:34.760 I'd be like.

04:25:35.340 All tomato kind.

04:25:36.180 Is there a kind of pickle that.

04:25:38.700 Like will pickle slices do.

04:25:40.440 Just get dill pickles.

04:25:42.000 But pickle slices.

04:25:44.360 Yeah.

04:25:44.560 Does it have to be pickle.

04:25:46.160 Like full pickle.

04:25:47.600 It's in the same jar.

04:25:49.020 It's in the same jar.

04:25:49.900 Same thing.

04:25:50.520 Yeah.

04:25:50.700 I'm ordering three jars of.

04:25:52.780 Different types of pickles.

04:25:53.860 I don't know if the guy's even still here.

04:25:55.360 The dude.

04:25:56.940 One sec.

04:25:57.520 I'm going to get that ordered.

04:25:58.460 We're going to get back into the notes here.

04:26:01.880 In just a sec.

04:26:02.760 One sec guys.

04:26:03.420 Let me order this.

04:26:04.960 Wait.

04:26:05.200 What?

04:26:05.720 It's what?

04:26:07.460 Hold on boys.

04:26:08.880 Oh.

04:26:09.180 What the heck?

04:26:10.560 That could take a while.

04:26:11.340 Okay.

04:26:11.660 I'll have to do it in a sec.

04:26:13.560 Maybe we don't have time.

04:26:16.280 Let's see.

04:26:17.520 Oh.

04:26:17.820 Mandy.

04:26:18.280 You said that.

04:26:19.240 You had a.

04:26:23.440 You were a sex addict at one point.

04:26:26.080 Yes.

04:26:27.280 And then.

04:26:29.140 What was this?

04:26:30.180 Can you give us the details of the sex addiction?

04:26:32.400 The scope of it?

04:26:33.160 Well.

04:26:33.540 It was.

04:26:34.120 It was when I was a teenager.

04:26:35.540 So that's why I was on all those dating apps.

04:26:38.380 And why I got banned off of all those dating apps.

04:26:40.420 Because I.

04:26:45.140 Sorry.

04:26:47.780 I was hooking up with a lot of people.

04:26:51.320 It's really hard for me to talk about.

04:26:56.020 Because I didn't want to do it.

04:26:58.680 But it was like such an addiction at that point.

04:27:06.540 Sorry.

04:27:07.580 It's okay.

04:27:08.160 It's okay.

04:27:09.020 Oh hon.

04:27:10.420 Now that one's going to cry too.

04:27:14.540 I know.

04:27:15.260 You're making everybody cry.

04:27:17.900 It was just like.

04:27:19.300 I.

04:27:19.640 I had no self confidence.

04:27:22.120 I had no self confidence at that point.

04:27:26.620 I.

04:27:29.000 And I just.

04:27:30.720 Fucked up my body.

04:27:37.380 I'm sorry.

04:27:38.260 It's okay.

04:27:39.080 It's okay.

04:27:40.420 You've like grown so much.

04:27:43.460 Yeah.

04:27:44.960 That's why I love my boyfriend so much.

04:27:47.280 He saved me from all of that.

04:27:49.440 Oh.

04:27:52.240 I'm going to go have another cigarette.

04:27:53.100 He got me out of it.

04:27:57.160 Oh my god.

04:27:58.020 This is so dramatic.

04:27:59.260 No.

04:28:00.800 You're a lot of dumb feelings.

04:28:01.740 It's dumb.

04:28:02.400 It's dumb.

04:28:02.500 I talked about it last time and I was fine.

04:28:04.660 It's not dumb.

04:28:07.020 It's so not ugly.

04:28:08.460 You're cute.

04:28:10.360 You should see me when I'm really crying.

04:28:12.580 Oh yeah.

04:28:13.280 Yeah.

04:28:14.100 There were real tears were show.

04:28:19.380 Oh.

04:28:19.860 Me too.

04:28:21.520 Sorry.

04:28:25.540 If you don't mind me asking, you said like your body, you said you did damage to your body

04:28:31.020 or what do you mean by that?

04:28:32.000 I would just let people do whatever they wanted.

04:28:39.540 Basically, I mean, I just say, yeah, go for it.

04:28:42.780 I don't care.

04:28:43.480 Like, I didn't give a fuck.

04:28:45.680 Hypersexuality, like, hypersexuality is a real thing.

04:28:53.740 It really is.

04:28:54.600 And people don't take it as a serious addiction and it really, really is, especially today and

04:28:59.560 with these young men that are just, you know, and I don't know.

04:29:09.300 It's just, it's a lot.

04:29:11.100 Was there, like, STDs?

04:29:16.020 Is that what you're talking about?

04:29:17.420 Well, I did have an STI at one point, yes.

04:29:22.300 I had syphilis and I did get it treated.

04:29:27.420 I don't have it anymore, but I did contract it because I didn't care.

04:29:34.900 And when I got with my boyfriend, I had these red spots all over my body.

04:29:44.920 And he said, what is that?

04:29:46.700 And I said, I don't know.

04:29:47.520 I never noticed that.

04:29:48.380 And they were all over my back.

04:29:49.720 So I go to the doctor and I wouldn't have gone to the doctor if it wasn't for him because

04:29:53.680 I was thinking, oh, it's just going to go away.

04:29:56.780 I had stage two syphilis.

04:29:58.740 Um, so if I had gone any longer, I, I would be, basically my brain would be getting eaten

04:30:06.940 by this virus right now.

04:30:10.000 So.

04:30:12.320 I'm sorry you had to go through that.

04:30:15.240 Oh, you don't have to apologize.

04:30:16.720 You didn't do anything.

04:30:19.920 I just made things awkward.

04:30:22.720 I'm sorry.

04:30:23.240 No, no.

04:30:24.040 Don't feel bad.

04:30:25.080 Because to, like, bring up hard conversations like that is super duper important.

04:30:30.640 Like, these are really things that people should, like, acknowledge about.

04:30:33.040 I didn't think this would make me emotional.

04:30:35.360 But, like, you're being vulnerable and that's super hard and, like, scary.

04:30:41.320 Thank you.

04:30:41.920 Thank you for sharing.

04:30:43.240 Thank you.

04:30:43.820 Yes, this is a safe space.

04:30:48.080 And I imagine it probably doesn't help when people like to, like, you know, hate on body

04:30:53.200 count and that sort of thing.

04:30:54.880 And it's, like, in some, like, obviously you do have control over some parts of it.

04:30:58.400 But some, in some parts you really don't, you know.

04:31:00.220 And, like, and then you just start to, like, feel really bad about yourself.

04:31:03.620 And even if it's something that you maybe didn't want to be true and happening, it, you

04:31:07.780 know.

04:31:08.000 But you're moved on.

04:31:09.320 I mean, not moved on from it.

04:31:10.180 But you have moved into a different chapter of your life.

04:31:12.540 And I think that's really important.

04:31:13.980 Thank you so much.

04:31:14.680 In fact, you can be, like, vulnerable about it.

04:31:17.720 On this with, like, all these people.

04:31:19.820 You don't, like, you know, whatever.

04:31:20.840 Like, this is something that people don't talk about, but probably a lot of people go

04:31:23.720 through.

04:31:24.060 So you're being really raw and real.

04:31:25.420 And it's very brave of you.

04:31:26.800 Thank you.

04:31:27.380 Thank you so much.

04:31:29.120 Oh, thank you.

04:31:30.060 Oh.

04:31:33.020 Wait, one clarifying question.

04:31:35.060 You said that to your now current boyfriend who you've been with for, like, two and a half

04:31:40.720 years, you had, you had the syphilis when you met him?

04:31:48.360 Yes.

04:31:48.800 Did you have syphilis?

04:31:51.800 Hold on.

04:31:52.220 Hold on.

04:31:55.800 Andrew.

04:31:58.760 Had.

04:31:59.820 Past tense.

04:32:00.900 Had you had carnal knowledge with your boyfriend while you were?

04:32:06.720 He got treated as well.

04:32:08.000 And we were not allowed.

04:32:09.440 Like, we literally couldn't have sex for, like, a couple months because of it.

04:32:12.560 Because we wanted to make sure it was completely gone.

04:32:14.460 And then we had to get tested again to make sure that it was gone before we could continue.

04:32:20.700 This your current boyfriend?

04:32:21.880 Yes.

04:32:23.220 And the fact that he's bisexual didn't contribute to that at all?

04:32:28.020 No.

04:32:28.620 No.

04:32:29.000 It was before I met him that I had contracted him.

04:32:31.540 Oh, before.

04:32:31.560 You got it.

04:32:32.080 And you gave it to him?

04:32:33.320 Yes.

04:32:33.720 That's fucking awful.

04:32:36.620 I know.

04:32:39.680 Not the right time, Andrew.

04:32:41.940 Exactly the right time.

04:32:44.380 No, it is awful.

04:32:45.860 It is awful because I had no idea.

04:32:47.660 She didn't know.

04:32:48.280 She had it.

04:32:49.060 But isn't that, like, a pointed lesson as to why promiscuity is so awful?

04:32:58.800 That's exactly the point I was bringing up.

04:33:01.000 No.

04:33:01.800 Yeah.

04:33:02.420 She regrets it, I think.

04:33:04.340 I hate every...

04:33:07.500 All of that.

04:33:08.500 I hate that whole phase of my life.

04:33:10.140 This is just a very touchy...

04:33:18.160 This is like a soap opera.

04:33:20.200 I know.

04:33:20.820 How the hell are we going to switch this conversation topic?

04:33:23.900 How the hell are we going to move on from this?

04:33:25.460 She needs to look, though.

04:33:26.160 Like, it's...

04:33:26.920 It's okay.

04:33:27.660 Yeah, honestly, it kind of looks like it was on purpose.

04:33:29.480 But so, just curious.

04:33:30.780 Your boyfriend, he, like...

04:33:33.420 How long had you been with him?

04:33:36.920 Like, was it three months in when you figured out you had syphilis?

04:33:40.220 It was literally, like, a couple weeks that we had, like, known each other for.

04:33:44.820 And he was like, hey, what are these spots all over your back?

04:33:47.060 And I'm like, I don't know.

04:33:48.060 These just showed up a few days ago.

04:33:50.300 And when I went to the doctor, they confirmed that it was the stage 2 syphilis.

04:33:58.180 How did they get rid of that?

04:33:59.460 Antibiotics?

04:34:01.080 Much worse.

04:34:01.780 The biggest fucking shot in your ass.

04:34:04.640 It's two, like, giant, like, giant needles.

04:34:08.360 Like, I'm not kidding you.

04:34:09.220 They're, like, this big.

04:34:09.940 Like, this long.

04:34:11.240 And two of them in your lower back.

04:34:14.940 It was the most painful shot I've ever gotten.

04:34:18.280 And there's...

04:34:19.160 So, there's...

04:34:19.680 Is it stage 1, stage 2, stage 3?

04:34:21.860 Is there stage 4 or just stage 3?

04:34:24.000 I think it just goes to stage 3.

04:34:25.780 Because after that, you...

04:34:27.020 You're, like...

04:34:27.700 Yeah.

04:34:28.200 You're fucked.

04:34:29.080 You're fucked at stage 3.

04:34:29.840 Did you have symptoms during stage 1?

04:34:32.240 Or what...

04:34:32.960 Stage 1 is pretty much...

04:34:34.680 There's no symptoms.

04:34:36.000 No symptoms.

04:34:36.560 And then stage 2, there's, like, some, like...

04:34:40.320 Like, I got these just, like, red spots all over my body.

04:34:43.300 They almost look like mosquito bites.

04:34:46.260 Did they itch?

04:34:47.660 No.

04:34:48.120 Not at all.

04:34:48.640 I didn't feel them at all.

04:34:49.780 But they were just...

04:34:50.420 They were everywhere.

04:34:51.100 I'm just making sure.

04:34:54.340 Everybody's looking...

04:34:55.540 Everybody in the chat's looking at their bodies right now.

04:34:58.440 What?

04:34:58.780 You're, like, 20.

04:34:59.280 This is an educational segment.

04:35:01.060 Yeah.

04:35:01.680 Do I have syphilis?

04:35:03.220 Fuck.

04:35:04.500 Damn.

04:35:06.340 Okay.

04:35:06.980 Good times, I guess.

04:35:08.660 Good times, yeah.

04:35:12.200 Any other sex addicts at the table?

04:35:14.640 I have a suspicion that it was this one guy who I had...

04:35:22.200 He was, like, kind of, like, a party guy.

04:35:24.660 Like, he...

04:35:25.240 Like, every time...

04:35:26.340 Like, I had hooked up with him a few times, and he was always, like, on Coke or something

04:35:30.700 while I was, like, hooking up with him.

04:35:33.440 Was he also bisexual?

04:35:35.220 Yes.

04:35:36.480 And I suspect that it was him, because when I told him...

04:35:41.360 Because, you know, when you find out that you have syphilis, you tell all of your previous

04:35:45.980 partners that...

04:35:47.200 How many phone calls did you have to make?

04:35:49.420 That's a lot of phone calls.

04:35:51.200 Listen, like, three or four.

04:35:53.540 Yeah.

04:35:54.500 And I suspected it was him, because when I told him, he just said, oh, okay, thanks.

04:36:01.360 And it was, like, he already knew.

04:36:03.740 Like, he already knew.

04:36:04.500 And I'm, like, so you just had bugs.

04:36:06.520 You knew you had bugs, and you gave it to me, and you don't give a fuck.

04:36:10.260 And I'm, like, 99% sure it's this guy.

04:36:13.420 Your question is morals.

04:36:14.860 Gotta be careful out there.

04:36:16.940 Yeah.

04:36:17.980 Otherwise, you get burned.

04:36:20.740 Don't have sex, or you'll die.

04:36:22.940 Was he older than you?

04:36:24.740 Exactly.

04:36:26.220 Yes, I think he was only, like, three or four years older than me.

04:36:28.960 But that would make you under 18, right?

04:36:32.440 Because if you're 20, and you've been with your...

04:36:34.240 Yes.

04:36:34.460 ...for two years.

04:36:35.160 Yeah, yeah, I would have been under 18.

04:36:37.480 Wait, you were, so you're 17, and you had stage two syphilis?

04:36:41.180 Yeah.

04:36:42.040 That's, I'm sorry, dude.

04:36:43.600 Or 18.

04:36:44.540 Damn.

04:36:45.000 17.

04:36:45.360 Were you still in high school?

04:36:48.340 Um...

04:36:48.780 At the time?

04:36:49.500 I'm trying to remember, actually, because I don't know if it was before or after summer.

04:36:53.720 Oh, it was after, yeah.

04:36:55.400 After?

04:36:55.940 Yeah, after high school.

04:36:57.420 Because my boyfriend.

04:36:59.300 Okay.

04:37:01.020 Well, I guess, sorry to hear about that experience, although it sounds like...

04:37:04.880 Sorry, was that too casual?

04:37:08.100 No, that was kind of funny.

04:37:09.780 I was like, that was kind of therapeutic, low-key.

04:37:12.740 Cathartic.

04:37:13.100 But, I mean, it's good that you're no longer a sex addict.

04:37:16.100 You've been in a...

04:37:17.420 Well, you fuck women, so you're not in a misrelationship.

04:37:20.260 At least I check with people before I have sex with them.

04:37:23.500 That's right.

04:37:24.000 Do you tell them?

04:37:25.640 Wait, I don't know if you mentioned that, but did you tell your partner prior when you

04:37:31.560 first started dating him that you had syphilis, or you didn't know?

04:37:34.080 She found out.

04:37:34.440 No, I didn't know.

04:37:35.220 He was the one that pointed them out to me.

04:37:37.160 I knew that they were there, but he was the one that said, like, you need to get this

04:37:40.720 checked out.

04:37:41.520 Okay.

04:37:41.940 You got it.

04:37:42.900 So he had to get the two big needles, too?

04:37:45.660 Oh.

04:37:46.520 I feel so bad about it.

04:37:47.900 Oh, my God.

04:37:48.680 Don't make me start crying again.

04:37:49.680 I know, no, no.

04:37:52.300 But he stayed with you, though.

04:37:54.300 Yeah.

04:37:54.780 He loves you, girl.

04:37:55.460 Oh, my God.

04:37:56.220 What a super...

04:37:57.060 Christ.

04:37:57.580 What a man.

04:37:58.100 Yo, Andrew, if you were single back in your player days, if a girl gave you syphilis,

04:38:04.600 would that be a breakup?

04:38:07.520 That would be the end of the relationship.

04:38:11.160 I don't blame you.

04:38:12.180 Oh, no.

04:38:12.720 Now, to be fair and charitable to her, I also didn't have the carnal need of having a seven-inch

04:38:19.120 strap-on up my rear.

04:38:23.080 That's a fair point.

04:38:24.260 Like a hot golf mom.

04:38:25.540 Right.

04:38:26.920 Maybe he'll take a couple of needles to, you know.

04:38:31.060 Well, he also, like, kind of passes out when he sees needles.

04:38:34.120 So that's why I also feel really bad, because he has, like, a really bad shirt.

04:38:36.760 Isn't that the easy way to go, though?

04:38:38.100 That's what I'm saying.

04:38:38.920 You pass out when you see needles.

04:38:40.680 Isn't that the easy way to take a shot?

04:38:42.940 Yeah, but it's also, like, really painful.

04:38:45.140 Like, so fucking painful.

04:38:47.880 So we have...

04:38:49.300 Moving on with the show notes here.

04:38:51.060 Wait.

04:38:51.420 Okay.

04:38:51.840 Hang on.

04:38:52.100 Wait a second.

04:38:53.000 So can he hold this over your head?

04:38:54.900 Can he be like, I got fucking chiflis, buddy.

04:38:57.400 You can't talk to me.

04:38:58.720 Like, you fucking did that to me.

04:39:00.560 Can he do that?

04:39:01.500 Like, that seems legitimate.

04:39:02.580 He could, but I'm lucky enough that he never has.

04:39:06.660 Right.

04:39:07.240 But I wouldn't blame him if he did.

04:39:08.280 I feel like that's a really good trump card to just, like...

04:39:10.920 I wouldn't blame him if he did, honestly.

04:39:12.820 Is he more of a feminine guy?

04:39:14.880 Oh, yeah.

04:39:15.480 Yeah.

04:39:15.800 Okay, that makes sense.

04:39:17.260 We share clothes.

04:39:19.000 Oh, that's so cute.

04:39:20.260 I love that.

04:39:21.300 Is he more of a feminine guy?

04:39:23.460 I just want to remind you.

04:39:25.420 Seven-inch strap-on.

04:39:26.620 Right.

04:39:27.180 I just needed the clarification.

04:39:29.480 I just needed the clarification, okay?

04:39:31.260 Because it was giving...

04:39:32.500 It was giving.

04:39:33.280 Lots of things.

04:39:34.500 Lots of things.

04:39:35.240 Feminine man.

04:39:35.840 Yeah, okay.

04:39:36.220 Lots of things come to mind when I think masculine.

04:39:38.320 That ain't one of them.

04:39:39.200 That ain't one of them.

04:39:40.320 Listen, I'm a bartender, and I know some fucking, like, dudes that are...

04:39:45.080 Kinky.

04:39:45.560 ...taking things in places, like, that you would never expect.

04:39:49.780 Yeah, that is very...

04:39:50.580 Gross.

04:39:50.620 And I know who they're getting with, who's in the bar.

04:39:53.040 Gross.

04:39:53.120 And my mouth is closed, but, like, shocked.

04:39:56.480 The most alpha male men sometimes.

04:39:58.900 It's, like, insane.

04:40:00.080 Oh, yeah.

04:40:00.420 So you just can't...

04:40:01.840 It's like when Jeffree Star was, like, you'd be so surprised who's in my DMs.

04:40:04.920 For real?

04:40:05.080 And it's, like, a bunch of basketball players.

04:40:06.760 Maybe Andrew?

04:40:08.840 Yeah, maybe Andrew.

04:40:09.880 Maybe Andrew's in Jeffree Star's DMs.

04:40:11.260 Him in Jeffree Star's DMs.

04:40:12.760 Yeah.

04:40:13.380 Honestly, you guys would be cute together.

04:40:14.820 Did you guys make a passive gay joke?

04:40:17.880 It's so clever when women do that.

04:40:19.620 Right?

04:40:19.760 You're so clever.

04:40:20.480 Super clever.

04:40:21.000 You're so clever.

04:40:21.500 That's why women are so funny.

04:40:22.880 Oh!

04:40:23.500 Thank you.

04:40:24.340 Andrew, stop.

04:40:24.900 Thank you.

04:40:25.460 I needed your validation, obviously.

04:40:29.640 We need a vagina joke stack.

04:40:31.500 Come on, guys.

04:40:33.980 I don't have one.

04:40:35.180 Anybody?

04:40:35.700 You know what we're going to do?

04:40:36.960 You know what we're going to do, chat?

04:40:38.440 We're going to do a $69 pizza roast party.

04:40:45.440 We need a brief intermission.

04:40:48.100 So, guys, TTS temporarily, for about 10, 20 minutes, is going to be reduced to $69 if

04:40:55.400 you guys want to get a roast in.

04:40:57.120 We've got to get the syphilis jokes.

04:40:59.080 I'm sorry.

04:40:59.620 We have to.

04:41:00.500 We have to.

04:41:01.560 So, guys.

04:41:02.760 They're going to clip this.

04:41:04.080 Watch out.

04:41:05.260 They really are.

04:41:06.740 We already have one.

04:41:07.800 TTS has been changed.

04:41:08.060 My boyfriend and I called ourselves the syphilis sisters.

04:41:11.000 No, I'm...

04:41:11.520 No.

04:41:11.900 What?

04:41:12.100 I do.

04:41:13.340 The syphilis sisters?

04:41:14.760 The syphilis sisters.

04:41:16.140 That's so cute.

04:41:17.480 Because it was funny.

04:41:18.960 I don't know.

04:41:19.320 It's just hilarious.

04:41:19.480 And we were coping.

04:41:21.700 It's good.

04:41:22.380 No, it's good.

04:41:22.940 It's the sisters.

04:41:23.820 Best way to cope.

04:41:24.180 Because he's, you know.

04:41:25.500 All right, guys.

04:41:27.380 We are going to do that.

04:41:28.520 If you want, get a $69 TTS in streamlabs.com slash whatever.

04:41:35.000 And, yeah, thank you, guys.

04:41:38.140 $69 TTS.

04:41:39.320 We'll allow those to come through.

04:41:40.720 We're also going to get pizza here for the guys.

04:41:43.680 Who...

04:41:44.040 Anybody not want pizza?

04:41:47.100 You want pizza?

04:41:48.240 Yes, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, cheese.

04:41:50.920 Well, you guys have your own, but we already have some.

04:41:52.400 Andrew.

04:41:52.800 Pizza?

04:41:53.320 Yeah.

04:41:54.180 I said pizza.

04:41:55.800 Do you guys want pizza?

04:41:57.400 Your own pizza?

04:41:58.680 Pizza?

04:41:58.860 I want to eat mine.

04:41:59.500 Pizza.

04:41:59.960 Pizza?

04:42:00.680 You want pizza?

04:42:01.340 I'm a vegan.

04:42:02.560 Ew.

04:42:02.960 I know.

04:42:03.560 That is...

04:42:04.080 Can't you just take the meat off?

04:42:05.400 No.

04:42:05.920 The cheese?

04:42:06.580 I'm just going to have some bread with marinara.

04:42:08.860 You can't even...

04:42:09.780 Roth donated $69.

04:42:11.980 It's dairy.

04:42:12.640 I have pizza on order, but I really don't know if I can eat right now.

04:42:17.100 Hi, Brian.

04:42:18.140 Hi, Andrew.

04:42:19.180 Yeah.

04:42:19.560 Thank you, Raph.

04:42:20.140 You're a vegan.

04:42:20.680 Do you date Karnas?

04:42:22.200 Yeah.

04:42:23.000 Except that I always make them wash their mouth after eating meat, though.

04:42:25.700 Like, I'm not kidding.

04:42:26.160 Just like a little rinse.

04:42:27.020 But they're doing horrible, moral things, and they're killing people.

04:42:29.340 Well, who am I to tell somebody how to live their life?

04:42:31.860 You're a vegan.

04:42:33.700 Why does that surprise me, Andrew?

04:42:35.000 Aren't they killing people, according to you?

04:42:37.800 Can you get syphilis through a stoma?

04:42:39.860 What is stoma?

04:42:40.840 What is stoma?

04:42:41.980 I...

04:42:42.280 What?

04:42:43.040 What is stoma?

04:42:43.700 I don't even know.

04:42:44.980 Stoma?

04:42:45.400 What is stoma?

04:42:46.200 Can we get a Google on this?

04:42:47.200 You're right.

04:42:47.420 Asking for a stoma.

04:42:49.680 Uh, the V...

04:42:50.840 Wait, you make guys wash out their mouth, like, before they kiss you or whatever?

04:42:54.000 Well, like, my...

04:42:54.700 Like, this girl that I was dating, she was, like, a very big carnivore.

04:42:58.700 Like, she loved meat.

04:42:59.820 And so, like, whenever we'd go out to eat, she'd order something meaty.

04:43:02.700 But, like, I would not let her kiss me until she'd given, like, a little rinse.

04:43:05.660 Because it tastes like meat in their mouth after they're done eating.

04:43:07.920 I'm like, ugh, I just can't do that.

04:43:09.220 I'll brush my teeth for you.

04:43:10.480 Not even brushing.

04:43:11.300 Just, like, a nice little rinse.

04:43:12.020 That's the part, like, I don't even care about that part.

04:43:14.860 This is the part that I care about that I don't understand.

04:43:17.020 What?

04:43:17.420 You're a vegan because you consider animals to be on par with people.

04:43:20.820 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

04:43:21.960 Then why are you a vegan?

04:43:22.660 I'm a vegan because I don't believe in factory farming.

04:43:25.060 Because animals...

04:43:25.620 If I was living in Europe where it was much more humane practice, I would totally eat cheese and meat.

04:43:30.080 It's just because in America we do it really poorly here.

04:43:32.140 Then why not just go to, like, get farm fresh shit?

04:43:34.020 Yeah, no, I eat eggs from the farmer's market and my aunt has chickens, so I eat those.

04:43:37.440 Then you're not a vegan.

04:43:38.480 That's not veganism.

04:43:39.400 But, like, but it is because...

04:43:40.160 For me it's not because I think the animals are on par with people, but it's because I think that their, like, abuse is still abuse.

04:43:47.080 Yeah, but if you're eating eggs, right?

04:43:50.260 Chickens just lay eggs.

04:43:52.260 Yeah, I'm aware.

04:43:53.520 They just do it.

04:43:54.180 They just like to do it.

04:43:54.940 They just pop them out.

04:43:56.180 Yeah, I know, but that's not...

04:43:57.220 It's not vegan to eat an egg.

04:43:58.480 But, I mean, the eggs are going to be laid regardless.

04:44:01.440 I also, like, if something's going to be thrown away, like, if it's going in the trash, because for me it's also about the environmental approach.

04:44:07.340 So if that had farm fresh bacon on it, would you eat it?

04:44:09.880 No.

04:44:10.660 Why not?

04:44:11.080 Well, first of all, meat just kind of grosses me out at this point because I've been vegan for almost six years.

04:44:15.300 So it just kind of grosses me out at this point.

04:44:17.300 Like, if I'm in Europe, though, like, if I'm in Italy, I'm going to have some cheese.

04:44:20.540 Okay.

04:44:21.040 But that's because I'm in Italy and they don't...

04:44:23.200 They're not putting their cows and fucking, like, feeding dudes or, like, grabbing the shit like that.

04:44:26.900 I don't understand. How could bacon gross you out, but not eggs?

04:44:29.940 I didn't say bacon doesn't smell delicious, but I, like...

04:44:32.300 But I just don't think I could eat it.

04:44:34.960 I don't think I could polish it.

04:44:37.400 I'll divorce my husband.

04:44:38.540 But not eggs.

04:44:38.840 Did you eat eggs?

04:44:39.540 Well, I just love eggs. They're just delicious.

04:44:42.020 But I'm not going to go to, like, Ralph's and put some eggs.

04:44:44.140 It's basically like a malformed child.

04:44:46.140 No, because it's not fertilized yet.

04:44:48.420 Yeah.

04:44:49.680 And...

04:44:50.080 No. So then it's fine.

04:44:52.260 Because I want you to know, like, it's not that I don't believe in the eating and, like, consuming of animals.

04:44:56.820 I just don't think the way that we do it in America is practiced humanly at all.

04:45:00.580 Yeah, but that's not veganism. That's vegetarianism.

04:45:02.360 Okay, well, then, sure. Let's say that.

04:45:03.540 Yeah, vegetarianism.

04:45:04.680 Yay.

04:45:08.140 Vegan is, like, a moral odd.

04:45:10.140 Well, yeah, it kind of is. Like, the abuse of the animals and...

04:45:13.500 Well, they think animals should have the same rights as people.

04:45:16.040 I'm not a PETA or...

04:45:17.840 I don't think... I think all that shit is stupid.

04:45:21.060 So you don't know.

04:45:21.880 Like, they give slightly more consideration to a human?

04:45:25.240 But that's it.

04:45:26.260 I'm not going to go out here, like, pouring paint on fur coats.

04:45:29.780 I have leather boots, like, that are hand-me-downs because it's, like, I'm not going to throw them away.

04:45:33.860 I'm not going to not use it if it's already been created.

04:45:36.500 I'm just all about reduce your use, recycle, my man.

04:45:39.120 Yeah, I like spilt it away.

04:45:41.100 Okay.

04:45:41.580 I just feel like you should...

04:45:42.500 After everything you've heard me say, you should not be surprised that I'm a pussy.

04:45:45.780 What about, like, Muslim meat?

04:45:47.740 Like, when they, like, do the thing where they, like...

04:45:49.500 Like, halal?

04:45:50.240 Yeah, like, yeah, they humanely kill it and they do, like, a prayer before they kill the animal.

04:45:54.000 Well, I'm not a Muslim.

04:45:55.440 I know, but if you...

04:45:56.480 I just am grossed out by meat.

04:45:57.300 I'm just grossed out by it.

04:45:59.160 I just don't think I could.

04:46:00.520 Does it make you nauseous?

04:46:01.120 Because I work at a restaurant where we serve primarily meat, so it's, like, in my job to have to upsell those steaks and stuff.

04:46:06.880 Does, like, the smell make you nauseous?

04:46:08.200 No, I work in a restaurant that has lots of...

04:46:09.980 Really?

04:46:10.440 I was vegetarian for four years, and when I ate meat for the first time, I almost threw up.

04:46:15.300 Yeah, that's just because I wouldn't eat it.

04:46:17.160 Why?

04:46:17.520 But the smell doesn't gross me out.

04:46:18.440 I guess, like, something about, like, your microbiome and your stomach or something, it doesn't, like, have the enzymes anymore.

04:46:25.320 I don't know.

04:46:26.260 I don't know the science.

04:46:27.520 Something like that.

04:46:27.860 That happened to my friend, too.

04:46:28.880 She accidentally took a bite of a chicken quesadilla after being vegetarian, like, pretty much her whole life, because she thought it was regular, just quesadilla.

04:46:34.600 And she literally threw up in my sink.

04:46:36.660 Yeah.

04:46:37.080 Not fun.

04:46:39.660 Oh, well.

04:46:40.660 Pizza looks good, though.

04:46:41.440 You guys enjoy it.

04:46:41.960 I hope that you enjoy every bite, truly.

04:46:44.120 Better than going in the trash.

04:46:46.320 And you're getting fed.

04:46:47.260 That's why I date people who, I don't, like, I'm not going to police your actions.

04:46:52.200 Truly.

04:46:53.080 Wait, do you raise your own chickens?

04:46:54.920 No, my aunt has chickens.

04:46:56.480 But, like, I know them all.

04:46:57.800 I've seen them with my own two eyes.

04:46:59.220 They're very happy.

04:47:00.460 They have, like, a nice garden, too, so they get fed all these good, good scraps.

04:47:03.160 They have good lives.

04:47:04.100 Do you cook a steak for your man?

04:47:05.180 When I cook a steak for me, well, funny thing you say that, actually.

04:47:08.720 One time I was at one of my, like, mutual friends' houses, and I was, like, it was a bunch of these guys who, like, come from money, so I think that a lot of times they have things kind of done for them.

04:47:17.420 And so we're grilling burgers.

04:47:18.440 And if you guys know anything about grilling, you don't leave the grill.

04:47:22.660 Okay?

04:47:23.100 You don't leave the grill.

04:47:24.020 You do not abandon the grill.

04:47:25.160 They freaking abandoned the grill, so now there's, I'm over here, the vegan, flipping the damn burgers for these freaking grown men.

04:47:30.780 So, I mean, like, if it comes down to it, but.

04:47:34.220 Rachel Wilson donated $69.

04:47:37.340 Please ask chairs three, five, and seven to stop talking in a whisper voice like they're about to pass out.

04:47:44.460 Please use your big girl voices.

04:47:46.820 Any response to that?

04:47:48.760 That's three, five, seven.

04:47:50.660 Or is it three?

04:47:51.960 I've, like, never whispered this whole podcast, so I'm so sorry.

04:47:56.080 I've also talked as well, but maybe I'm just not close enough, and I am more soft-spoken.

04:48:01.920 But I'm a big woman.

04:48:06.020 You're overweight or what?

04:48:07.520 What do you mean?

04:48:08.260 I'm, like, grown.

04:48:09.580 She's big on women.

04:48:11.580 She's a big girl now.

04:48:12.700 Mr. Baseman donated $69.

04:48:17.020 C1, annoying dummy.

04:48:18.380 C2, subtle red flags.

04:48:20.140 C3, nut burger.

04:48:21.600 C4, nightmare fuel.

04:48:23.260 C5, thought C6, minus 100.

04:48:26.500 IQ C7, evil C8.

04:48:28.340 Boring A, F, C9.

04:48:29.920 Infinity giga chat.

04:48:31.080 C10, chubby burrito bum.

04:48:33.220 Is it a roast if it's dumb?

04:48:34.300 Wait, C6 is, like, 100?

04:48:36.480 He said 100 IQ?

04:48:38.220 Wait, 100, huh?

04:48:40.800 Is that an insult?

04:48:42.700 Libertariat donated $69.

04:48:45.080 Thank you, man.

04:48:45.460 A stoma is when they put a hole in your stomach to bypass the end of your digestive system.

04:48:51.120 You hook up a bag instead of having to pass away.

04:48:53.600 Oh, I know what that is.

04:48:54.700 Do they do that with, like, people of eating disorders?

04:48:56.820 Well, that can be a reason why you would have one, but, like, also just, like, if you have, like, a colonoscopy or something, I think.

04:49:04.780 Or not a colonoscopy.

04:49:05.560 Oh, my God.

04:49:06.180 I'm afraid.

04:49:07.140 Rachel Wilson donated $69.

04:49:09.360 Lucy, please say one woman greeted three women.

04:49:14.140 Also, please get over to Appalachia and start rebuilding people's houses.

04:49:19.120 One woman greeted three women.

04:49:22.780 I'm getting...

04:49:23.200 I just genuinely never realized that I pronounced it like that.

04:49:26.180 You guys are opening my eyes, truly.

04:49:27.680 What a joy.

04:49:29.260 What a joy.

04:49:30.180 You know what?

04:49:30.800 Buy me a flight.

04:49:31.420 I'm on my way.

04:49:32.200 Nazanla donated $69.

04:49:33.960 So, you won't eat bacon, but you'll happily much on some lady's pastrami.

04:49:40.700 I like...

04:49:41.380 That was a good one.

04:49:42.180 That was a good one.

04:49:42.980 Why just say it like that?

04:49:44.960 Pastrami.

04:49:45.560 Pastrami.

04:49:48.000 I wish that that was right in Donald Trump's voice.

04:49:50.380 Oh, my God.

04:49:50.800 Bring the AI.

04:49:52.840 Did you vote for Trump?

04:49:54.780 I just want you to guess what you think the answer to that is.

04:49:57.940 Well, I mean, I would think that you, being as familiar as you are with women,

04:50:03.460 would not want a female president.

04:50:08.180 So true.

04:50:09.540 Donald J. Trump.

04:50:13.040 Do you have the hat?

04:50:14.860 No, we're not doing this again.

04:50:17.360 It's the Trump hat.

04:50:20.260 Last time Brian put on the Kamala, the Biden shirt, that was so good.

04:50:24.260 He looked great in it, too.

04:50:25.560 It's a good color on you.

04:50:26.200 He put on a Biden shirt?

04:50:27.280 Yeah, he did.

04:50:28.060 I'm leaving this fucking podcast.

04:50:30.960 Or was it Kamala?

04:50:31.840 I think the trade was she had to put on a MAGA hat or something for it.

04:50:35.200 Oh.

04:50:35.620 No, that's not a good trade.

04:50:40.000 Bluff is donated $69.

04:50:42.800 If you're attracted to a red flag man because you can change him,

04:50:46.940 just wait till you have kids.

04:50:49.160 You can change them regularly,

04:50:50.920 and for the same reason you think you can change a man.

04:50:54.600 Because there's shit involved?

04:50:56.160 No, because you think you're in control.

04:51:01.480 Oh.

04:51:03.080 Interesting.

04:51:03.800 Okay.

04:51:06.980 Daryl underscore Frank Castle, 512, donated $69.

04:51:12.520 Good to see you, Andrew, in person.

04:51:15.100 Shout out from NYC.

04:51:17.020 Don't give chair six pizza calls they eat.

04:51:19.780 That SHT upside down in Chicago.

04:51:22.320 Funny all those tears and her makeup didn't run.

04:51:26.260 Smiley face, smiley face.

04:51:28.820 Chair six is a TR.

04:51:30.900 I mean, her makeup.

04:51:32.260 It did.

04:51:32.740 It did run.

04:51:33.460 She just wiped it really good.

04:51:35.160 It did.

04:51:35.760 It's like all the way down my face.

04:51:37.940 What's a TR?

04:51:39.060 You can kind of see it.

04:51:39.780 Yeah, what's a TR?

04:51:41.240 Does that mean trans?

04:51:42.560 That's probably what it is.

04:51:44.000 Hmm.

04:51:45.160 I'm for sure not trans.

04:51:47.000 No, they're talking about six.

04:51:49.060 Wait, me?

04:51:50.140 Yep, they're calling you up.

04:51:51.940 I'm a woman, okay?

04:51:53.960 Yeah, but they all say that.

04:51:55.500 No, I'm not.

04:51:56.460 I am.

04:51:57.800 Nah, that's fucked.

04:51:59.000 Are transgender women women?

04:52:01.340 I don't want to answer that question.

04:52:03.380 Well, then they're women, too?

04:52:06.120 I don't want to answer that question.

04:52:08.060 Don't let me know that.

04:52:09.340 Wild Randy donated $69.

04:52:12.540 Missy, if you eat now, how are you going to eat your 2 a.m. slop?

04:52:17.100 Oink, oink, oink, oink.

04:52:18.120 Life is piggy.

04:52:18.880 Dude, I don't know.

04:52:20.320 Like, I can't even stream because I'm here.

04:52:23.340 But I'm eating for you guys, okay?

04:52:26.240 Life is piggy.

04:52:27.220 Do you do, like, mukbangs?

04:52:28.820 Something like that.

04:52:29.900 Oh.

04:52:30.420 Oh.

04:52:31.700 No, it's not like that.

04:52:33.400 It's just a show that I went on.

04:52:34.840 Like, I would eat dinner at 2 a.m. every night, so they make fun of me for it.

04:52:38.340 Did you go live?

04:52:39.860 Big Sas Energy donated $69.

04:52:42.320 Share 1 lives a false and fake life.

04:52:45.920 She openly states what she thinks people want to hear so as to be accepted, then readily

04:52:51.080 admits she does the opposite.

04:52:53.160 No idea who she is.

04:52:55.180 Big Sas Energy, you know everything about my life.

04:52:57.560 It's actually incredible.

04:52:59.120 Wow.

04:52:59.520 Beautiful.

04:53:00.380 Thank you so much for that insight.

04:53:01.620 And energy.

04:53:02.100 Are you...

04:53:02.880 Who's done with their people?

04:53:03.580 Oh, I'm sorry.

04:53:04.540 I couldn't finish mine.

04:53:05.660 Yeah.

04:53:06.100 Andrew, you want her?

04:53:07.620 No.

04:53:07.840 No, because of the...

04:53:08.840 Oh, because of the syphilis?

04:53:13.000 It doesn't have to be because of that.

04:53:15.480 Can I answer in all fairness?

04:53:17.900 Yes, absolutely.

04:53:18.920 Of course you can.

04:53:19.960 Doesn't offend me, honestly.

04:53:21.780 I know.

04:53:22.060 I love that you're laughing about it now, honestly.

04:53:23.500 No, girl, you don't have to.

04:53:26.460 Give it to Morgan, she'll...

04:53:27.720 Or give it to Tarkavia, she'll...

04:53:29.260 Are you done?

04:53:29.880 Oh, just kidding.

04:53:30.760 She's...

04:53:31.040 No, but thank you.

04:53:31.760 I appreciate it.

04:53:32.980 Yeah, I'm done.

04:53:34.400 All right, guys.

04:53:34.980 Final call on the 16th.

04:53:36.600 We did a little...

04:53:37.400 Don't touch it, Andrew.

04:53:38.000 You might catch it.

04:53:38.880 Can you guys do a roast that's actually funny, please?

04:53:41.640 She...

04:53:42.160 Apparently, Lucy wants to be roasted, so...

04:53:45.460 Here we go.

04:53:46.040 Oh, this is a good one from Wrath.

04:53:50.060 Biggest it.

04:53:50.620 Wrath donated $69.

04:53:53.500 What is everyone's biggest tick?

04:53:55.600 Some of the panel look like I can gather good dating advice from if I was crazy and 20

04:54:00.540 years younger.

04:54:02.560 Okay, Wrath.

04:54:03.440 Starting with Lucy Goosey, what's your biggest ick?

04:54:06.060 Someone who is just, like, mean for no reason.

04:54:09.720 Like, some...

04:54:10.180 I was hanging out with this guy at...

04:54:12.300 We were just, like, at the bar playing pool, and he was like, that girl could lose a bunch

04:54:16.640 of weight.

04:54:16.980 And I was like, well, okay, like, that might be true, but you don't...

04:54:19.280 Like, what did you gain from saying that?

04:54:21.060 Like, he was just very judgmental.

04:54:21.820 What did you gain from saying that might be true?

04:54:24.500 Well, I'm saying, like, regardless of whether or not it's true, it doesn't mean that, like,

04:54:28.080 I don't like to hear that sort of thing.

04:54:29.140 Yeah, but what did you gain by confirming it was true?

04:54:32.120 Sounds like you're pretty fucking mean, Lucy.

04:54:34.280 No, I'm not mean.

04:54:34.780 That's pretty mean, Lucy.

04:54:35.580 I'm a nice person.

04:54:36.960 But I'm not mean for no reason.

04:54:40.420 Next.

04:54:42.720 Did you fuck him?

04:54:44.160 No, actually.

04:54:45.140 Okay.

04:54:45.460 Yeah, that was a turnoff.

04:54:46.800 Biggest dick?

04:54:47.800 So, when guys, like, talk shit about their closest friends and, like, try to prove that

04:54:52.260 they're better than them.

04:54:53.100 Yeah.

04:54:53.560 It's disgusting.

04:54:55.040 What did you tweet?

04:54:58.200 Have to...

04:54:59.200 Yeah, that's a good sign that you say that.

04:55:02.660 Why?

04:55:04.060 Because that's, like, a terrible trait in, I think, in a man.

04:55:08.160 It is.

04:55:08.780 Yeah.

04:55:08.960 Hello?

04:55:13.760 Sorry, Bill, then they started talking, and I was, like...

04:55:16.220 Yeah, that's true.

04:55:17.660 And I was going to say, I don't like interrupting men, and ones that just talk, and I try and

04:55:26.460 talk, and then I get interrupted.

04:55:29.840 Okay.

04:55:30.600 What?

04:55:32.440 I didn't interrupt you?

04:55:33.720 Why are you giving me that look?

04:55:35.420 What the hell?

04:55:36.300 I didn't say anything.

04:55:37.060 Okay, getting interrupted.

04:55:39.720 All right.

04:55:41.900 I guess, like, not taking care of yourself, like, physically, like, if you're just someone...

04:55:49.460 Like, not like, oh, if you're depressed and you don't shower for, like, three days one

04:55:53.380 time, like, no, not like that, but, like, if you're just, like, regularly not taking care

04:55:57.920 of yourself, feeding yourself trash food, like, just not caring at all about yourself,

04:56:02.660 or, like, washing your face or, like, regular shit, like, that's, I don't know, that's kind

04:56:08.740 of an ick when someone doesn't take care of themselves.

04:56:11.400 All right, if you're going to...

04:56:12.800 Can you put it back there or, like, eat back there?

04:56:15.460 Because, I mean, it's fine with the pizza, but...

04:56:17.560 Sorry.

04:56:19.760 She was organizing.

04:56:22.160 Yeah.

04:56:22.820 It's just kind of noisy, so...

04:56:25.240 All right.

04:56:25.680 Are you counting it out by ounces, or...?

04:56:28.460 Okay.

04:56:31.100 My biggest ick is, like, when they're in love with, like, their mother.

04:56:34.880 Oh.

04:56:35.240 It's, like, serious.

04:56:36.220 What do you mean?

04:56:37.060 In...

04:56:37.460 Well, like, not in love with their mother, but, like, they have, like, they're super close

04:56:40.700 with them, you know?

04:56:41.640 Like, they're mommy's voice.

04:56:43.880 What's wrong with being super close with your mom?

04:56:46.000 Because why are you, like...

04:56:47.820 Like, I...

04:56:48.360 I don't know.

04:56:49.660 You mean where the mom controls him?

04:56:51.440 Yeah.

04:56:52.060 Okay.

04:56:52.240 Not like controls him, controls him, but, like...

04:56:54.820 You're, like, how old, and you're still going to your, like, mother for, like, all this

04:56:58.580 stuff?

04:57:00.060 Like what?

04:57:00.740 At least the guys I date.

04:57:02.160 Like, call your mom for advice?

04:57:04.240 Yeah.

04:57:04.720 Like, anything.

04:57:06.380 Like, financial.

04:57:07.320 Like, my ex, his mom, like, still did everything for his car.

04:57:11.660 Still, like, paid, like, all of her, like, his bills.

04:57:14.220 It was, like, really weird.

04:57:15.560 Yeah, but that's...

04:57:15.800 That's, like, a bizarre social relationship.

04:57:18.880 That's not...

04:57:19.920 When you're talking about a man having a good relationship with his mom, that's good.

04:57:25.440 No, but, like, it was toxic.

04:57:28.080 Because, like, she hated me.

04:57:29.820 Oh.

04:57:30.120 But, like, she was, like, in love with him.

04:57:32.400 And it was just, like, I don't know.

04:57:33.780 So, she loved her son and hated you.

04:57:35.560 Like a good mom?

04:57:36.920 No, I was not a bad girlfriend, though.

04:57:39.220 Like, it was just so weird.

04:57:41.120 Like, one time I had, like...

04:57:43.580 What's it called?

04:57:44.220 I'd, like, broken down on the side of the road.

04:57:46.500 And, like, I had, like, called to ask him to, like, come help me.

04:57:49.840 And, like, I had, like, gone crazy.

04:57:51.400 Because, like, I don't know why.

04:57:53.240 But he, like, called his mom.

04:57:54.800 And he was, like, complaining to his mom about me.

04:57:56.720 And I was, like, why are you calling your mom right now?

04:57:59.040 And his mom was, like, just told him to leave me on the side of the road.

04:58:03.360 Let me ask you...

04:58:04.500 Can I ask you a question?

04:58:05.600 Yeah.

04:58:05.880 Did you date this guy before you were OF?

04:58:08.980 We, like, started it, like, together.

04:58:11.420 Like, in the middle of our relationship.

04:58:13.880 And you don't think that that would be a good cause for mom to not like you?

04:58:17.220 She didn't, no.

04:58:18.100 I mean, like, I worked at...

04:58:18.920 But she knows now, right?

04:58:21.380 No.

04:58:21.820 I mean, she wouldn't have known.

04:58:23.000 Like, I don't think she knew.

04:58:25.080 She, like...

04:58:25.640 I worked at Hooters before.

04:58:27.300 So, she always knew I worked at Hooters.

04:58:29.200 So, she didn't have any cause to dislike a Hooters girl?

04:58:32.840 I mean, no.

04:58:33.720 Like, if you thought of it, think in your head, like, a good mom.

04:58:38.800 Little Johnny comes home, and he's like,

04:58:41.240 Hey, Mom, I'm dating this chick who works at Hooters.

04:58:45.660 In your head, what does the good mom say?

04:58:49.380 But, like...

04:58:50.760 Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.

04:58:52.140 Just, in your head, what does the good mom say to Johnny,

04:58:55.440 who brings home the Hooters girl?

04:58:58.600 Is she making good money?

04:59:01.860 That's what the good mom says.

04:59:02.960 Is she making more money than him?

04:59:04.420 No, no, the good mom doesn't say,

04:59:06.100 Is she making more money?

04:59:07.380 That's...

04:59:07.840 The good mom's not concerned about how much money she's making, right?

04:59:11.160 But a job is a job.

04:59:12.380 Like, it's just...

04:59:13.160 Like, that was a rush.

04:59:13.840 But hang on, but hang on.

04:59:15.380 After the Hooters thing,

04:59:17.100 you guys got into the OF together, right?

04:59:18.980 Yeah.

04:59:20.080 So, you...

04:59:21.040 So, you were...

04:59:22.380 So, you were clearly bad news, right?

04:59:24.800 No, I mean, he was doing it, too.

04:59:26.980 Yeah, I know, he was doing it, too,

04:59:28.300 but would he have done it without you?

04:59:30.360 No.

04:59:30.720 Oh, no.

04:59:32.040 So, hang on.

04:59:32.860 So, let me get this right.

04:59:34.440 So, mom says,

04:59:36.220 listen, little Johnny, okay?

04:59:39.840 Don't date a Hooters chick that's going to end up bad.

04:59:42.580 And then later,

04:59:44.060 if he had dumped you right then,

04:59:46.780 no OnlyFans.

04:59:48.320 No OnlyFans for him never would have happened,

04:59:50.900 but since he stayed with you,

04:59:53.040 he ended up doing OnlyFans with you, right?

04:59:56.240 Yeah.

04:59:56.560 So, why is it that mom is wrong here?

05:00:00.520 That's...

05:00:00.880 I don't understand the question, like,

05:00:02.560 because he's...

05:00:04.220 I don't know.

05:00:04.700 I don't get the...

05:00:05.260 What's the question?

05:00:06.360 Well, the thing is,

05:00:07.280 is, like, mom's saying you're a bad influence,

05:00:09.300 and you were.

05:00:10.140 Mom wouldn't talk to me.

05:00:11.360 Like, that's the thing, like...

05:00:12.240 Yeah, mom didn't want to talk to you

05:00:13.480 because she thought you were a bad influence, right?

05:00:16.200 She didn't know I was OnlyFans, like, though.

05:00:17.620 Because, like, the car thing,

05:00:18.880 it happened way before.

05:00:19.840 Like, I even did OnlyFans.

05:00:21.360 So, she was, like, already...

05:00:21.960 Yeah, she knew exactly what you were.

05:00:24.180 But she didn't know.

05:00:25.300 She never met me.

05:00:26.040 Oh, no, no, no.

05:00:27.060 Look, look.

05:00:27.960 She knew you worked at Hooters, right?

05:00:29.820 No, probably not,

05:00:30.800 because I worked at Drake's before.

05:00:32.720 So, I was honestly probably working at Drake's

05:00:35.120 because I didn't tell her I worked at Hooters

05:00:36.820 until he told her, so...

05:00:39.580 And how long was that into the relationship?

05:00:42.540 Oh, like, a couple, few months, you know?

05:00:45.500 Mm-hmm.

05:00:46.360 I don't know, like...

05:00:47.180 So, mom had a bad vibe about you,

05:00:49.220 and then...

05:00:49.580 Mom had never met me.

05:00:50.120 ...found out you worked at Hooters,

05:00:51.220 and then you got her son in OnlyFans,

05:00:53.680 and she was wrong how?

05:00:55.680 I mean, like...

05:00:56.820 Sounds like a based mom.

05:00:57.760 I'm making his money.

05:00:58.600 Like, I'm making his, like...

05:00:59.780 They don't...

05:01:00.540 Kayla, you think the mom came?

05:01:02.020 She's like,

05:01:02.360 Johnny, it's okay if your girlfriend is...

05:01:04.540 Yeah.

05:01:04.980 ...literally a terrible influence,

05:01:06.360 and you're gonna put your dick all over OnlyFans

05:01:07.920 because she makes a lot of money.

05:01:08.940 He was a bad influence to trust me.

05:01:08.960 She makes a lot of money.

05:01:10.260 That's not what a mom says.

05:01:11.640 Moms don't say that shit.

05:01:13.860 What mom says that?

05:01:14.960 What mom's like, it's okay.

05:01:16.300 It's okay.

05:01:16.640 Mom didn't do anything for him, though.

05:01:18.260 Like, that's the thing.

05:01:18.920 Like, mom was barely around for him.

05:01:21.220 I don't understand.

05:01:23.320 I thought he was a mama's boy.

05:01:24.860 He was totally controlled.

05:01:25.620 He is a mama's boy,

05:01:26.480 but it's, like, really confusing.

05:01:27.640 I need a final point from each of you.

05:01:29.480 I don't understand how he's a mama's boy,

05:01:31.400 how he's controlled by mom.

05:01:32.740 Then mom's not there for him,

05:01:34.060 but also mom is wrong about you,

05:01:35.600 even though he got an OnlyFans because of you.

05:01:38.120 I don't get that.

05:01:39.780 I mean, I don't know if, like,

05:01:41.100 mom knew that I did OnlyFans.

05:01:42.940 Like, I don't know.

05:01:43.780 Maybe.

05:01:44.520 Okay.

05:01:45.560 Yeah, that's my point.

05:01:46.680 Biggest dick.

05:01:47.480 Insecure men.

05:01:48.160 Um, chilling with your mouth open.

05:01:53.680 Okay.

05:01:54.280 And bad breath.

05:01:55.380 Bad breath.

05:01:56.940 Bad hygiene and egotistical men.

05:02:01.320 Cleaner 409 donated $69.

05:02:05.540 Garner herpesifilitis says catch me if you can buy keys.

05:02:09.800 What?

05:02:11.620 Gynosifahherpalate says catch me if you can't, bitches.

05:02:13.840 Thank you, uh, Cleaner 409 for the TTS.

05:02:19.320 I do appreciate it.

05:02:20.040 We're about to turn these off here in just a sec.

05:02:21.900 I'll let the remaining ones come through, though.

05:02:23.940 Appreciate it, Cleaner.

05:02:26.600 Yo, LawFest.

05:02:28.180 Thank you, man.

05:02:29.520 Thank you.

05:02:30.020 Bricks and Wolf in that pizza.

05:02:31.740 Oh, this is amazing.

05:02:32.400 It's not the reason he's getting fat.

05:02:34.360 It's true.

05:02:34.820 Chair 6, I called you negative 100 IQ,

05:02:37.680 but I'm not surprised you missed it.

05:02:40.000 Who's the gal in the pickle, however?

05:02:42.560 In the what?

05:02:43.080 What the heck?

05:02:44.660 Oh.

05:02:45.700 Then I didn't see your negative, honey.

05:02:47.320 I just saw 1,000.

05:02:48.240 Archduke Darkavia.

05:02:49.280 Or 100.

05:02:49.960 That's who that is.

05:02:51.380 Whatever.

05:02:54.100 Bluff is donated $69.

05:02:56.580 Thank you, man.

05:02:57.140 I think I know who I contracted syphilis from.

05:03:00.440 He was a party boy,

05:03:01.920 but he coincidentally was covered in all these red spots.

05:03:05.660 Oh, my God.

05:03:07.840 That's a good one.

05:03:08.900 That's a good one.

05:03:09.480 Thank you, Bluff.

05:03:12.680 It's quite the coincidence.

05:03:13.380 I appreciate it.

05:03:13.780 I appreciate it.

05:03:19.180 Daryl underscore Frank Carson 512 donated $69.

05:03:25.060 Guys, the sisterhood is strong on this panel.

05:03:28.520 She said she had an STI and they all started crying,

05:03:31.660 but not one wanted to touch her.

05:03:33.780 Smiley face.

05:03:34.980 Smiley face.

05:03:36.600 Chair 1 is trying to reach out, but second-guessed it.

05:03:39.000 I didn't second-guess it.

05:03:39.960 She had her arms here.

05:03:40.840 I touched over her, like, right here, honey.

05:03:42.600 No, that's so funny, though.

05:03:43.940 I was reaching out.

05:03:44.560 I touched you on your lap.

05:03:46.680 You guys are like, oh, my God, ew.

05:03:48.540 No.

05:03:49.480 It's funny, though, because I was going to ask.

05:03:51.000 I was like, how contagious is this?

05:03:53.240 But I thought better of that.

05:03:55.620 All right.

05:03:56.040 We have one more coming through,

05:03:57.160 then we're going to switch it back, guys.

05:03:58.920 We are going to switch it back here.

05:03:59.820 Told you.

05:04:00.220 Wicked Witch.

05:04:00.620 We're going to switch it back here to $199.

05:04:04.260 Did it to myself.

05:04:06.680 TTS.

05:04:07.700 All right.

05:04:08.100 Thank you, guys.

05:04:09.240 One sec.

05:04:09.680 Let me get that coming through.

05:04:11.020 We have Vector.

05:04:12.320 Thank you, man.

05:04:13.200 Vector donated $70.68.

05:04:16.800 Chair 6, if you took a timed machine into the past

05:04:19.820 for the next 20 days, subtracting 100 years each time,

05:04:23.980 by the time you got to 2380,

05:04:26.480 you wouldn't want kids for the 20th time.

05:04:29.020 Lol.

05:04:29.400 Lol.

05:04:31.300 Okay.

05:04:32.320 I don't know how to respond to that.

05:04:33.680 Thank you, Vector.

05:04:34.300 I do appreciate your message.

05:04:36.060 All right, guys.

05:04:36.440 We've gone ahead and bumped it back up.

05:04:39.100 TTS is back to 200.

05:04:40.800 But we will do a roast session later on towards the end of the show,

05:04:47.140 a full-blown roast session.

05:04:49.400 I just want to do a little intermission to get people a little bit of food.

05:04:52.600 So going back into the pre-show notes, we have Kenny.

05:04:57.780 Kenna, I guess.

05:04:58.660 It's Kenny, Kenny.

05:04:59.560 Yeah, yeah.

05:05:01.680 You describe yourself in your Instagram as emotionally unstable.

05:05:06.120 That's been there for a while, like years.

05:05:09.100 Are you emotionally unstable?

05:05:11.660 I mean, yeah, sometimes.

05:05:14.120 Mm-hmm.

05:05:15.060 Okay.

05:05:15.420 Do you have a diagnosis?

05:05:18.340 No, that's like an actual, like, thing.

05:05:21.180 Well, not of, like, do you have BPD?

05:05:23.500 No, no, no.

05:05:24.320 I'm fine.

05:05:25.140 Just like the men I get with are just like crazy, and that makes me crazy.

05:05:28.520 So it's just like, ugh.

05:05:30.700 Okay.

05:05:31.820 Are you able to scoot into the table a little bit?

05:05:33.500 Oh, yes.

05:05:35.340 On your, I think this is in your OF, you say, you describe yourself as your average,

05:05:42.800 just your average nymphomaniac.

05:05:44.800 Oh, no, that's in, like, quotations.

05:05:46.620 So, like, average.

05:05:47.700 So, like, I'm not average, you know?

05:05:48.960 So you're a full-blown nymphomaniac.

05:05:52.760 Yeah, yeah, I guess.

05:05:54.080 You're a, okay, well, I'm more curious about the nymphomaniac part.

05:05:57.700 What does that mean for you, I guess?

05:05:59.880 I don't know.

05:06:00.320 I just, like, I like sex, and I like everything that has to do with sex.

05:06:04.200 Would you say you have a sex addiction?

05:06:06.820 No, I mean, probably, like, around the time when she was doing it, I was doing that, too.

05:06:11.780 Like, I'm banned on all the apps, too.

05:06:13.920 But I got a new phone number, so I got the apps back.

05:06:16.340 Right, you wrote here in your notes that no crazy stories other than when you were 17,

05:06:25.240 you were on every dating app imaginable, you were getting a different guy every day for about a month,

05:06:30.940 and now you're banned on every dating app.

05:06:33.340 Not every day.

05:06:34.540 That's what you wrote.

05:06:35.360 Okay, it was, like, every other day.

05:06:37.680 That was, like, talking to men.

05:06:39.700 You were, when you said you were getting a different guy every day for about a month,

05:06:44.160 when you say, what do you mean by getting a different guy?

05:06:48.420 You mean sleeping with them?

05:06:50.240 Well, I was, like, I'd say I was sleeping with a guy, like, every other day.

05:06:54.340 Uh-huh.

05:06:55.420 Yeah, I mean, I was fucking them.

05:06:57.320 I was finding them on their dating apps, and then...

05:07:00.180 And you were...

05:07:01.100 I was having sex with them because...

05:07:02.660 And you were underage?

05:07:04.500 Yeah.

05:07:05.140 Did you think that's kind of predatory?

05:07:06.680 I mean, no.

05:07:08.860 I wanted to do what I was going to do, and I did it, so...

05:07:11.600 Did you disclose to them that you were underage?

05:07:15.120 Oh, no.

05:07:16.400 A couple of them did know, because, like, we just met on Snapchat, but...

05:07:20.800 So you were basically, I mean, here's the...

05:07:22.260 I was, like, 17.

05:07:23.560 I was almost there.

05:07:24.620 Here's the predatory component.

05:07:26.640 You were inducing men into committing, like, felony sex crimes.

05:07:30.780 No, I mean, 16 is the age of consent.

05:07:33.860 Oh, wait, hold on.

05:07:35.340 What state were you in?

05:07:36.780 Uh, we were in Kentucky.

05:07:38.300 But, like, Kentucky, edge of Tennessee.

05:07:40.880 Is it still federally?

05:07:42.540 There...

05:07:42.940 I don't know if there's a federal...

05:07:44.620 I don't know, like, laws and that stuff.

05:07:45.500 If they can go after you at the federal level for this, but...

05:07:48.180 I thought that was the Romeo and Juliet law only.

05:07:51.100 That's what I thought as well.

05:07:53.020 Well, like, you were...

05:07:54.660 Were any of these men, like, over the age of, like, 25 or something, or...?

05:08:00.440 No, I think I only got with, like, one man.

05:08:02.580 He was, like, 27.

05:08:03.840 But that's all.

05:08:05.340 I don't know.

05:08:06.040 But I was almost 18.

05:08:07.760 I'm not sure what the laws are in...

05:08:09.800 How many men total do you think it was?

05:08:12.380 Like, during that period or, like, ever?

05:08:14.340 Yeah, during that period.

05:08:15.420 Well, it, like, didn't really last long.

05:08:17.540 So, that one month, it was probably, like, 10, 15.

05:08:21.800 10?

05:08:22.280 10 to 15.

05:08:23.240 Okay.

05:08:23.580 All right.

05:08:24.000 And how many of that translates to total, then, for you?

05:08:28.360 Well, I'm, like, my body count's only 19.

05:08:30.600 So, like, after that, like, little phase, I'm just, like, now I'm dating to marry.

05:08:34.880 It's over now.

05:08:37.020 You're dating to marry?

05:08:38.480 Yes.

05:08:39.800 And I do OnlyFans.

05:08:40.820 So, yes.

05:08:42.600 Wait.

05:08:43.040 So, hold on.

05:08:44.460 Total body count, you said, is 19?

05:08:46.380 Yeah.

05:08:46.640 And, but, of the 19, 15 of them was in the span of a month?

05:08:53.040 Yeah.

05:08:54.820 Like, my phases are really short.

05:08:57.000 That's the thing.

05:08:59.200 Phases plural?

05:09:00.280 You've had multiple phases like this?

05:09:01.860 No, no, no.

05:09:02.620 Like, I have my hoe phases.

05:09:03.840 I have, like, my drinking phases.

05:09:05.560 How many hoe phases have you had?

05:09:07.140 Just one.

05:09:07.860 Just one.

05:09:08.420 Oh, I see.

05:09:08.840 But now I'm in my, like, loyal phase.

05:09:11.740 Okay.

05:09:12.220 So, but that's going to be really short, too, right?

05:09:14.080 No, no.

05:09:15.000 This is going to, like, it's going to stick.

05:09:16.380 Okay.

05:09:17.080 And your wife phase?

05:09:18.160 That's going to be, that's going to stick, too, right?

05:09:19.920 Yes, it is.

05:09:20.820 Yeah.

05:09:21.020 It's not going to be super short, like, all your other phases?

05:09:23.840 No.

05:09:24.480 No.

05:09:25.160 Because I'm going to be committed.

05:09:25.960 What is a phase to you?

05:09:27.080 Can you imagine telling somebody, all the phases that I do, they're, like, totally really

05:09:33.520 short.

05:09:34.200 Yeah.

05:09:34.380 And you're like, and now I'm in my loyal phase.

05:09:36.960 Yes.

05:09:37.760 What, what, what, like, what comes to mind when you say that?

05:09:41.680 It's, like, my forever, like, loyal phase.

05:09:43.760 I don't know.

05:09:44.180 Like, I was a hoe, but now I'm okay.

05:09:46.960 Wait, question.

05:09:47.860 The next guy you meet, like, because you said you're dating for marriage, are you going

05:09:52.320 to make him, like, wait?

05:09:54.360 What do you mean, wait?

05:09:55.280 Like, to have sex?

05:09:56.980 I mean, no.

05:09:58.000 I'd say, like, we go on a few dates first, and then let's, like, have sex.

05:10:01.620 But, like, I'm not, like, a first date kind of girl, no.

05:10:04.260 Well, during the month you were, right?

05:10:07.640 Oh, yeah, during there, yeah.

05:10:09.060 Like, I didn't really care, like, about any of that.

05:10:12.860 That's interesting.

05:10:13.880 Okay.

05:10:15.320 But now you got standards, I mean.

05:10:17.780 You also said your hot take is that cute slash hot girls shouldn't have to work and should

05:10:24.280 just profit off their God-given talent their whole lives?

05:10:27.540 Yes.

05:10:28.400 So, what do you mean?

05:10:30.160 Oh, I mean, so, like, people like me and you also, like, do my job.

05:10:34.080 Like, she's hot.

05:10:34.860 So, like, I think she should just profit off of that because she's hot.

05:10:38.800 Isn't that, is that why you're trying to get your friend into it?

05:10:41.640 Yes, because she needs more money, and I'm trying to get her money.

05:10:44.760 Like, money makes the world go round, and I love money.

05:10:47.860 You said talent?

05:10:49.360 Talent, yes.

05:10:50.200 That's talent, to be attractive?

05:10:51.740 Not everyone can stick seven inches up their booty.

05:10:54.780 Not, like, I mean.

05:10:57.520 But not all of us at this table can.

05:11:00.860 So, I mean, I think that's talent.

05:11:02.860 Isn't it a talent also that you can't?

05:11:06.900 No.

05:11:07.520 I mean, I wouldn't, like, say, like, as a flex, like, yeah, I can't put this in my butt.

05:11:11.760 No, that's not a talent or a flex.

05:11:13.440 How about won't?

05:11:15.160 No.

05:11:15.440 Like, if you have, like, boundaries, isn't that a flex?

05:11:18.720 Like, oh, hey, I'm not going to take this uncomfortable thing and shove it up my ass for money.

05:11:23.060 But I like that.

05:11:24.020 Like, it's not bad.

05:11:25.000 Like, it's not a bad feeling.

05:11:26.580 Yeah, no, but that's not what we're talking about is whether you like it or don't like it.

05:11:30.540 We're talking about what constitutes talent.

05:11:33.400 I mean, I think that's talent.

05:11:35.040 I mean, if it's talent to be able to, you know, stick random thing up orifice, right?

05:11:40.040 Like, why would it not then be a talent to just, I don't know, have boundaries where you don't stick thing up orifice?

05:11:46.440 Because you're not doing it.

05:11:47.540 You're just, like, sitting there.

05:11:48.280 I mean, what are you doing?

05:11:49.540 You're just sticking something up your ass?

05:11:51.180 Yeah, like, have you ever done it before?

05:11:52.960 No, no.

05:11:53.160 Exactly.

05:11:53.640 So you don't understand, like...

05:11:55.020 You don't understand the talent that it takes.

05:11:57.080 Yes.

05:11:57.600 The talent.

05:11:58.320 How much practice does it take to stick something up?

05:12:00.520 You really got to go at it, do you?

05:12:02.140 You have to, like, stretch it out.

05:12:03.620 You have to do everything.

05:12:03.960 Oh, you got to, so you stretched your ass out so you can stick something up?

05:12:06.740 Yes.

05:12:07.380 What?

05:12:07.900 Man.

05:12:09.260 Oh, here you go.

05:12:10.400 So much, so much talent.

05:12:12.680 There's actually a lot goes into it, yeah.

05:12:14.060 That's like a thing on Reddit.

05:12:14.840 A lot probably does go into it.

05:12:16.300 Oh, God, don't.

05:12:16.940 Oh, I'm getting images.

05:12:17.800 I thought, but wait, I thought it was just a God-given ability to just be pretty, but

05:12:22.800 now you have to practice stretching your asshole out so you can stick seven inches up it?

05:12:27.300 I mean, it's for, like, the video, like, you know, I'm giving them everything.

05:12:30.000 I'm showing you how I do it, like, the whole nine yards.

05:12:33.220 Cinematography.

05:12:33.880 Yeah.

05:12:34.060 So you actually think, your advice to your friend here, right, would actually be that

05:12:39.540 she should stretch out her asshole on purpose, hang on, so that she can fit stuff up it for

05:12:45.460 money.

05:12:46.360 No, not her, because she, like, has a whole different dynamic.

05:12:49.880 Oh.

05:12:50.260 But me, I can do that.

05:12:51.760 Yeah.

05:12:52.120 Yeah.

05:12:52.420 Yeah, what would her talent be?

05:12:54.680 Her?

05:12:55.100 I think she's, like, she's really bad.

05:12:58.760 I think she needs to get into fandom and just bully little men all day.

05:13:03.780 Okay.

05:13:04.180 How many subscribers do you have, or whatever they're called?

05:13:06.640 Like, on my OnlyFans?

05:13:08.380 I have, like, 21,000 right now, I think.

05:13:10.880 Dang.

05:13:11.180 Oh, you.

05:13:11.600 21,000 people that really love that.

05:13:17.580 Did that one come through?

05:13:18.740 Derry, London, school, Frank, Carson, 512, donated, sick.

05:13:22.820 My bad.

05:13:23.300 My bad.

05:13:24.820 That one was funny.

05:13:26.240 That one was kind of funny.

05:13:27.300 So, how long have you two been friends?

05:13:30.300 We actually met at Hooters together when we both served there.

05:13:34.200 Like, about a year we've known each other.

05:13:37.360 And she's been trying to convince you to start putting things in your ass?

05:13:41.120 What the fuck?

05:13:41.560 No, not that in particular.

05:13:43.460 Oh, just like.

05:13:46.040 Not that in particular.

05:13:47.820 I see.

05:13:48.420 Okay.

05:13:48.620 But she's trying to get you to start an OF.

05:13:51.940 Yes.

05:13:53.100 How's that working out?

05:13:54.940 I honestly do love my 9 to 5.

05:13:59.520 What I do in the sense of working at a local dealership, I do detailing and running for parts

05:14:05.180 as well as paperwork with county clerk.

05:14:07.100 But I find it really satisfying.

05:14:10.800 And, like, I need structure and routine in my life to be okay.

05:14:16.780 And I feel like being my own boss would be a little bit challenging.

05:14:21.600 But also, I have, like, had my time on the internet.

05:14:29.640 And I just.

05:14:30.180 Wait, wait.

05:14:30.980 What?

05:14:32.000 What does that mean, had your time on the internet?

05:14:34.020 Like, been on online communities where I shouldn't have been.

05:14:39.060 What does that mean?

05:14:40.640 Like, kick.

05:14:41.000 Like, are you a neo-Nazi or?

05:14:43.240 No.

05:14:44.480 Yes.

05:14:45.240 I knew it.

05:14:45.900 Yes.

05:14:47.620 I knew it.

05:14:48.520 That was way too serious.

05:14:50.200 Yeah.

05:14:50.860 Can you find Erica for us?

05:14:52.880 No, just kidding.

05:14:53.440 I feel like.

05:14:54.500 What kind of online communities are you a part of that you shouldn't be a part of?

05:14:59.200 Or were you?

05:14:59.820 Um, like, there were lots of weird Discord times and kick times and Skype times.

05:15:15.400 Yeah, this is OG.

05:15:16.700 Yeah.

05:15:17.060 Omegos.

05:15:18.100 Yeah.

05:15:18.780 I was, like, way long ago.

05:15:20.240 Did you have it, Damon?

05:15:20.960 Did it have to do with nudity and stuff like this?

05:15:24.500 Yeah.

05:15:25.400 Okay.

05:15:25.800 What?

05:15:27.200 Did you go on stick cam or something?

05:15:28.640 Like, what is this?

05:15:29.780 You were violating.

05:15:30.660 Oh, fuck.

05:15:31.220 That's bad.

05:15:31.680 What?

05:15:33.860 What?

05:15:34.420 No, sorry.

05:15:35.040 This is Eric.

05:15:35.400 Go ahead.

05:15:35.700 Okay.

05:15:36.100 Okay.

05:15:36.440 So.

05:15:36.620 Fuck.

05:15:37.740 But, like, that's dumb.

05:15:38.500 So, what was the nature of this, though?

05:15:40.320 Okay.

05:15:40.620 So, you can't drop the bombshell of, like, yes, I was a member of these communities that were

05:15:45.280 way into nudity.

05:15:47.060 Okay.

05:15:47.980 And then not explain the participation there.

05:15:51.140 What was that all about?

05:15:52.020 Um, it was exploitative and predatory behavior that used me and made me feel really gross.

05:16:04.120 Used you how?

05:16:05.880 Like.

05:16:07.440 Did you put your nudes on the internet?

05:16:09.920 Here's some headlights.

05:16:13.180 Yeah.

05:16:13.900 Um.

05:16:15.560 Like, send pics vibes.

05:16:17.200 You put your nudes out on the internet?

05:16:18.740 Yeah.

05:16:19.420 I see.

05:16:20.200 And were you being paid for that?

05:16:21.980 No.

05:16:22.640 Okay.

05:16:23.720 Gotcha.

05:16:25.460 It also sounds like she doesn't want to get into OnlyFans.

05:16:28.960 So, like, as a friend, like, you should probably not try to pressure her.

05:16:32.020 Oh, no, trust me.

05:16:32.500 She's told me a million.

05:16:33.520 She literally said on this trip, yeah, I'm going to make it McKenna right when we're in

05:16:36.840 the hotel.

05:16:37.300 And she just, she doesn't.

05:16:38.860 I think she.

05:16:39.480 Before that?

05:16:39.840 Girl, will you not interrupt me?

05:16:41.100 I mean that in the nicest way.

05:16:42.960 But, like.

05:16:43.660 Whoa.

05:16:44.020 She just doesn't, I don't know, sometimes she doesn't have the motivation to do stuff.

05:16:48.040 And I, like, I don't know, like, I just want you to have that motivation.

05:16:52.280 But, like, I'm saying if you don't want to do it.

05:16:53.920 It's not.

05:16:54.420 It's not.

05:16:55.020 It's not.

05:16:55.600 The thing is, she said she would do this before.

05:16:58.180 So, like, I am not.

05:16:59.220 She would and wants to are two different things.

05:16:59.940 Do you think she was.

05:17:01.120 Actually, no, let me ask you this.

05:17:02.740 What do you want?

05:17:04.240 I don't know.

05:17:05.540 She sounds ashamed of, like, her past.

05:17:07.720 And that it doesn't sound like she's, like, this is something I'm proud of.

05:17:10.720 Like, that's what you just said.

05:17:11.820 Yeah, yeah.

05:17:12.380 So, I don't think that someone who's, like, oh, my God, I really want to OnlyFans.

05:17:15.800 And, like, if that was her vibe, that's her vibe.

05:17:17.740 But that does not sound like her vibe.

05:17:19.220 And I don't even know her.

05:17:20.080 But that's my best friend.

05:17:21.420 Like, I'm just saying I've had friends pressure me.

05:17:23.460 And I've seen it.

05:17:24.080 It's not cool.

05:17:25.320 It's not fun.

05:17:25.440 It's like a fucking plague.

05:17:27.260 It's like you just touch it and it becomes corrupted.

05:17:29.720 So, it's like it's not enough for you.

05:17:31.900 Right?

05:17:32.180 No.

05:17:32.600 I am not pressuring her.

05:17:34.540 She's told me multiple times, like, I will make it and I will do it.

05:17:37.680 She's never told me no.

05:17:38.940 I don't want to do it.

05:17:39.820 And if she's told me no, stop bringing it up, I will stop bringing it up.

05:17:42.320 But she's passive, remember?

05:17:44.100 It's because I'm conflicted.

05:17:46.180 There's, like, there are a lot of things to think about before starting something like that

05:17:51.020 that I really want to have the time and effort to think about.

05:17:55.860 And there are also repercussions from you having that life.

05:18:01.540 Like, you've been like, Ruby, I'm so, like, I don't know what to do with my day.

05:18:04.760 Should I just go shopping?

05:18:05.820 I'm not even happy shopping anymore.

05:18:07.880 And, like, in my own life, not even having a lot of money, shopping doesn't bring me happiness

05:18:12.500 anymore either.

05:18:15.260 I don't really know where you're going with this.

05:18:17.700 I'm just saying just don't pressure me.

05:18:18.440 No, keep going.

05:18:18.940 Keep going.

05:18:19.360 Keep going.

05:18:19.800 Go ahead.

05:18:20.020 Like, you've told me in times, though, where it's made, like, you unhappy.

05:18:25.920 Yeah, like, jobs make people unhappy all the time.

05:18:28.380 Like, no job is going to make you 100% happy.

05:18:31.180 But, like, this is what I like to do.

05:18:32.840 You've told me, yeah, I will do this.

05:18:34.620 Like, I want to do this.

05:18:35.520 You told me, I want to do fandom.

05:18:37.200 Like, I'd be amazing at it.

05:18:38.520 I told you.

05:18:39.260 I feel like I would be.

05:18:39.620 You would be amazing.

05:18:40.680 See?

05:18:41.280 She says stuff like this.

05:18:42.320 And then she goes and says, I don't want to do it.

05:18:44.820 That's a lot to sacrifice, too.

05:18:46.440 And it's just, like, daydreaming.

05:18:47.880 I'm just thinking.

05:18:48.900 Okay, then say no, I don't want to do it.

05:18:49.880 Because you either do stuff or you don't.

05:18:51.780 Because, like.

05:18:52.100 Well, obviously, I haven't yet.

05:18:53.720 So.

05:18:54.020 Okay, so why do you keep telling me I will, like, do it?

05:18:56.840 Because I really think, oh, maybe I will.

05:18:58.800 And then I end up not.

05:19:00.000 Because it's just such a big step for me that I'm not really ready to take.

05:19:04.100 Okay.

05:19:04.700 Well, then I'll start bringing it up with you.

05:19:06.440 But, like, I think that you're only getting older.

05:19:09.860 And if you want to do something, you should do it.

05:19:11.480 And, like, I'm not going to pressure you into doing anything.

05:19:13.700 And I don't think I have been pressuring you.

05:19:16.280 No, no, you haven't been pressuring you.

05:19:17.980 But then when I, like, say it and don't do it.

05:19:20.260 Because here's the thing is before I came on this podcast, I was, like, oh, I'm, like, thinking I might do one after.

05:19:26.080 And then get all this money, whatever.

05:19:28.580 Be, like, successful in that way.

05:19:30.880 But, like, how would my mental health succeed?

05:19:34.680 That is a very, very valid point.

05:19:36.760 I've never seen someone, like, who does OnlyFans suggest to do it.

05:19:42.780 Like, even the last time that I was on this podcast and there were some other girls, like, I was talking to one of them.

05:19:46.940 And she was, like, and I was, like, oh, like, ha-ha, like, should I start one?

05:19:49.280 Like, I was mostly kind of kidding.

05:19:50.340 But she was, like, no, I don't think you should.

05:19:52.300 Like, and to each person their own, I'm not saying that, like, what you do is bad.

05:19:55.600 But for some people it's harder.

05:19:56.780 Like, some things that might be really easy for you are more challenging for others.

05:20:01.180 And it's, like, if she has that boundary, I think also would and should are completely different things.

05:20:05.400 Yeah, I agree.

05:20:08.160 It's probably pretty taxing.

05:20:09.720 And, like, who am I to speak?

05:20:10.660 Because I don't know.

05:20:11.260 But I can imagine that it would be pretty taxing.

05:20:13.520 Yeah.

05:20:14.080 Oh, honey.

05:20:16.960 This is the most tears we've had on here.

05:20:19.540 I'm sorry.

05:20:20.740 I felt an energy and it was kind of making me uncomfortable.

05:20:23.500 And, like, she does not seem like she wants to make an OnlyFans.

05:20:25.880 And she can, if she changes her mind, that's fine.

05:20:27.780 But I just don't think we should be, girls should be pressuring other girls.

05:20:30.620 I have friends that have OnlyFans.

05:20:32.440 And, I mean, like, you don't have, like, you don't have to agree with someone's lifestyle to be their friend.

05:20:37.200 And you also don't have to pressure your friend to do what you do.

05:20:39.960 Especially if, like, it doesn't sound, I mean, I'm sorry, but there's no way, like, I mean, every day you wake up and you're like, this is going to make my child proud that I'm doing this.

05:20:49.760 Like, at the end of the day, your five-year-old kid is like, oh, what does your mom do?

05:20:53.740 She is an OnlyFans.

05:20:54.680 I mean, I'm sorry, but I don't think that's something.

05:20:56.240 Okay, but she has money.

05:20:57.300 But I don't think it's something that you'd be proud of.

05:21:00.060 I think that's something that.

05:21:00.840 Well, that's you.

05:21:01.340 You're not proud of it.

05:21:02.340 Like, I personally don't care.

05:21:04.160 And you're sitting here saying that I'm pressuring her.

05:21:06.200 Again, I'm not, like.

05:21:08.200 You're trying to pimp her.

05:21:09.640 Yeah.

05:21:10.420 Very good.

05:21:11.660 That is how it's exactly it.

05:21:14.380 Like, if she doesn't do it, she doesn't do it.

05:21:16.240 I can't just, like, do it, do it, do it every single day.

05:21:19.020 Like, we went on this trip.

05:21:20.240 She said, yeah, I want to do it before we go on the podcast.

05:21:22.900 And she said she would.

05:21:23.740 So, it's not.

05:21:24.880 It's just me stating facts of what she said.

05:21:27.660 Was the potential suggestion here, you should go ahead, if you're going to do this, and launch

05:21:34.900 this now, because you're going on this big podcast, and that'll help drive traffic to

05:21:39.080 your new OnlyFans.

05:21:39.940 No, I said, like, if she started one, like, because we had talked about this, like, way

05:21:43.760 before, like, we even do this podcast.

05:21:45.480 I was like, I will promote you on my TikTok, on my, like, everything, so, like, we can make

05:21:49.580 money together.

05:21:50.200 And, like, that's the thing.

05:21:51.140 Like, I'm not saying, like, money.

05:21:53.100 Let me come in and fucking cockblock this.

05:21:57.960 You should become a Christian.

05:22:01.460 As someone who grew up religious.

05:22:02.820 And I will promote your not doing OnlyFans if you become a Christian.

05:22:11.780 How about that?

05:22:12.540 Boom.

05:22:13.580 Rusted.

05:22:13.920 I, like, grew up in religion.

05:22:16.980 Oh.

05:22:17.940 And it's stopping you from doing OnlyFans, so it's doing its job.

05:22:23.400 Yeah.

05:22:24.060 Actually, yeah.

05:22:24.880 You make a valid point with that one.

05:22:27.220 Can I say something?

05:22:28.240 It doesn't seem to me like you want it.

05:22:31.320 It seems like you might be saying that you'll make it because you don't want her to be upset.

05:22:38.500 No.

05:22:39.020 I could be totally wrong.

05:22:40.940 No, that's, like, a good, um, theory.

05:22:43.940 Not theory, but a good, um, discussing, discussing point.

05:22:49.240 I, like, I would love to be rich and famous.

05:22:53.640 Who would not like that?

05:22:55.500 To a degree.

05:22:56.160 To a degree of famous, because, like, being famous is really hard, too, in a lot of ways.

05:23:00.680 But just to live comfortably, really easily, in the quickest way possible, would be really nice, in a way.

05:23:10.580 I have a quote for you.

05:23:12.680 Bible verse.

05:23:14.440 Uh, for what, uh, it's Mark 836, right?

05:23:18.700 For what shall it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul?

05:23:23.800 Ooh, that's really good.

05:23:27.940 Chat, did you get tingles?

05:23:29.700 By the way, that was Jesus' response to the devil.

05:23:32.260 I just, I just wanted to point that out.

05:23:35.600 I'm sorry.

05:23:36.200 It was just giving me kind of, like, I've had friends, like, before that, kind of, you're in a, like, a down place, and it's kind of, like, you see someone who's, like, not really wanting to go there.

05:23:44.740 And it's, like, you're kind of, like, if you bring them with you, now you have them at your level.

05:23:49.400 And, I mean, maybe that's not it.

05:23:50.680 I'm just going from an outside perspective.

05:23:52.320 But that's kind of the vibe I've been watching for hours now.

05:23:54.960 And I've seen, like, you guys are very different.

05:23:57.520 And she seems like she, I mean, morally just is a little different than you.

05:24:02.300 And that's okay.

05:24:03.060 And, like, you know, so just respecting that.

05:24:05.340 And, you know.

05:24:05.860 My question to you is, like, if she didn't do OFs, would you guys still be friends?

05:24:10.440 She doesn't do OF now, and we're still friends.

05:24:12.840 Okay.

05:24:14.780 So your friendship is.

05:24:17.220 I love pizza.

05:24:18.120 Clean $409, donated $200.

05:24:20.920 I wasn't done.

05:24:22.520 Did she give him syphilis?

05:24:25.960 That's funny.

05:24:29.280 Want a break from the ads?

05:24:33.380 Well, we're waiting.

05:24:37.880 I don't even know how to answer that.

05:24:40.340 Is this, um, maybe?

05:24:45.100 I don't know.

05:24:45.860 We do a lot of stuff, so.

05:24:50.800 Okay.

05:24:51.520 I don't want to go too into detail there.

05:24:53.660 Big Sas Energy donated $200.

05:24:57.000 Chair 3, here's $200.

05:24:59.760 Your friend is absolutely a trash person.

05:25:03.120 Get away from her.

05:25:04.360 Oh, wow.

05:25:04.880 Uh-oh.

05:25:05.800 Thank you.

05:25:06.440 Thank you for the compliment.

05:25:07.580 Like, I actually brought her on this trip, so thank you.

05:25:11.040 Are you guys staying in San Diego?

05:25:13.200 Are you guys staying in San Diego?

05:25:13.600 Yeah, is there going to be beef after this?

05:25:15.180 No, I love Ruby.

05:25:16.300 That is the thing.

05:25:17.140 Like, I don't.

05:25:17.460 No, no.

05:25:18.040 I love her on this trip.

05:25:19.200 Am I arguing?

05:25:20.020 Like, do you think I'm getting mad at you?

05:25:21.540 No.

05:25:22.220 Because, like, I don't understand.

05:25:23.620 I'm not getting mad.

05:25:24.280 This is me talking.

05:25:25.540 Remember that.

05:25:26.640 She wanted you to know that.

05:25:29.060 No, I wasn't telling her that.

05:25:30.620 I was telling the comment that.

05:25:31.740 That's the thing.

05:25:33.480 Hmm.

05:25:34.480 Mm-hmm.

05:25:34.900 Okay.

05:25:35.780 Good talk.

05:25:37.440 Bless you.

05:25:38.280 All right.

05:25:39.060 I wouldn't make my friend cry on a podcast with 500,000 viewers, but that's just me.

05:25:43.140 Wait, stop.

05:25:43.900 There are 500,000.

05:25:44.800 Why would you say that?

05:25:46.280 Why would you say that?

05:25:47.080 I mean, there's, like, three people watching, Max.

05:25:48.920 Okay, good.

05:25:49.320 No way.

05:25:49.840 Like, maybe maybe three.

05:25:50.480 I'm embarrassed.

05:25:51.820 Well, I'm sorry if I made you cry, Ruby.

05:25:53.560 Like, I don't mean to, like, I don't, like, if you think I'm truly pressuring you,

05:25:57.280 like, tell me.

05:25:58.900 But, like, I don't think, I don't know.

05:26:00.100 I'm not going to continue on anymore.

05:26:01.840 It's, like, not you anyways.

05:26:03.000 It's just, like, the topic matter.

05:26:05.580 Of, like, online presences and times.

05:26:10.100 That was so sad.

05:26:11.820 For me.

05:26:14.580 For, like, for, like, years in that way and in real life is, like, whoa, I couldn't even,

05:26:19.580 like, but, like, that was just a really hard time.

05:26:23.040 I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.

05:26:25.120 I don't even know what you're talking about.

05:26:26.800 Can you guys just kiss already?

05:26:30.480 Like, who do you?

05:26:31.140 I know, like, you guys, I love Ruby, and I don't, like, I don't know.

05:26:35.900 I'm sorry if I just sounded, like, a bitch right now.

05:26:38.080 Like, I'm sorry.

05:26:38.900 This is literally a therapy session in this part.

05:26:40.820 I know.

05:26:41.220 There's been a lot of crying.

05:26:42.580 I didn't do it this time.

05:26:47.100 I bet you guys never expected this.

05:26:49.260 Wrongful Rage donated $200.

05:26:52.540 Is there a week's convention nearby that you got these succubi from Brian's healthiest little

05:26:58.380 Miss Kitty Black Barbie and Peggy the Man Pegger?

05:27:02.020 Brian unintentionally saved some nerd souls tonight.

05:27:05.980 Doing the best we can.

05:27:06.720 Yeah, they're actually, in Santa Barbara, there is a, like, a anime convention going on right now.

05:27:13.440 That's where we got all these people.

05:27:16.200 I was walking around, and Brian came up to me, and he said, hey, come on to the podcast right now.

05:27:23.940 That's not how I heard it.

05:27:24.500 And then I walked over with him.

05:27:26.260 That's not how I heard it.

05:27:27.160 I heard he was like, hey, check your syphilis first.

05:27:30.580 Free syphilis testing over here.

05:27:32.640 Over here, guys.

05:27:33.020 It's the syphilis sisters.

05:27:34.640 Dottie.

05:27:36.180 All right.

05:27:38.840 Vector donated $100.

05:27:40.220 Sorry.

05:27:40.760 That's a joke.

05:27:41.280 Was too clever.

05:27:41.820 Chair five, do you think what you do is family empowerment?

05:27:45.060 I didn't know.

05:27:46.600 TTS is 200, guys, but that came through as well.

05:27:49.420 Chair five, that's you.

05:27:50.940 Oh, like, what do you mean?

05:27:52.040 Like, family empowerment?

05:27:52.680 Do you think putting things in your ass is family empowerment?

05:27:58.640 And stretching it to make sure that it fits.

05:27:59.940 For, like, my parents?

05:28:00.900 Like, to make them proud?

05:28:02.300 Yes.

05:28:03.160 Oh, yeah.

05:28:03.640 Well, I want to know that.

05:28:04.360 That's not the question, but I also...

05:28:06.140 I want to know the answer to that question.

05:28:09.160 Oh, okay.

05:28:09.660 I'm so glad you brought that up.

05:28:11.400 So, like, as for, like, my parents, like, my mom doesn't know, but my dad knows, and

05:28:15.700 he's, like, so chill with it.

05:28:17.020 Wait.

05:28:17.760 What?

05:28:18.140 Oh, wait.

05:28:18.520 But this is...

05:28:19.280 Wait, adoptive parents, or this is...

05:28:20.820 Oh, my, like, foster parents right now.

05:28:22.780 I don't talk to my adoptive parents, really.

05:28:25.480 Are you okay, girl?

05:28:27.420 Oh, my God.

05:28:27.940 I'm so fucked up.

05:28:30.860 Wait.

05:28:31.360 Wait.

05:28:32.220 I shouldn't let it go.

05:28:33.340 I shouldn't let it go.

05:28:33.640 Soundboard always saves the day.

05:28:35.120 David felt bad for one time.

05:28:37.700 Did I seriously just do that again?

05:28:40.040 Dude, I'm kicked off.

05:28:41.240 I'm never allowed back on this fucking podcast.

05:28:43.280 I called you David again.

05:28:44.120 What's wrong with me?

05:28:45.360 Did you just look like a David or something?

05:28:47.360 No.

05:28:48.820 He's just giving big, like...

05:28:50.620 David and...

05:28:51.260 David and...

05:28:51.940 David and...

05:28:52.340 David and David.

05:28:53.620 He does.

05:28:54.380 Yeah, wait.

05:28:54.860 Chill out, Lucy Goosey.

05:28:57.000 Chill out, Lucy Goosey.

05:28:57.860 This is why he keeps me...

05:28:58.460 Lucy Goosey and the big D.

05:29:01.760 I'm afraid.

05:29:09.660 That was too much.

05:29:22.360 I love TTS.

05:29:26.200 I know.

05:29:26.780 It was great.

05:29:28.060 I missed it.

05:29:29.560 So back to this.

05:29:30.620 Yeah, right.

05:29:31.000 Back to your family empowerment.

05:29:33.060 So the question...

05:29:34.400 The dad.

05:29:34.920 We were talking about the dad, right?

05:29:36.040 The dad.

05:29:36.280 And the dad's all for you sticking things in your life.

05:29:38.640 Oh, he's not like all for it, but he's supportive.

05:29:42.220 Yeah, is he your biggest cheerleader?

05:29:44.080 No, no, no.

05:29:44.780 Yeah, you can stuff bigger things.

05:29:46.640 I can't even know what I do.

05:29:49.340 Like, I just say, like, I sell my nudes.

05:29:51.040 That's all.

05:29:51.480 It's going to be eight next year.

05:29:52.480 You sell your nudes.

05:29:53.080 Okay.

05:29:53.760 I just want to make sure I got this right.

05:29:56.460 Boyfriend, mom, was distrustful of you.

05:29:59.420 Bad mom.

05:30:00.680 Awful.

05:30:01.500 Way too involved in kids' life.

05:30:03.660 Because Hooter Girl got him into OnlyFans.

05:30:06.860 But your dad, okay with you selling nudes.

05:30:10.580 Is this...

05:30:10.940 Yeah, I mean, my parents are just supportive of me, like, whatever.

05:30:14.360 Like, they do.

05:30:14.860 Like, obviously, they probably are judging.

05:30:16.820 From, like, the background.

05:30:17.920 But, like, they're my parents.

05:30:19.020 And ultimately, they're going to, like, support me.

05:30:21.140 Do whatever I want to do.

05:30:22.540 And I'm going to buy them a house in Florida.

05:30:24.660 Isn't that bad parenting?

05:30:25.860 Well, I mean, that's their way of parenting.

05:30:28.740 And I can't, like, judge it.

05:30:30.800 Why not?

05:30:31.700 I can't change it.

05:30:32.180 Because I'm not, like...

05:30:33.320 You judged your parents so bad, you ran away from home.

05:30:36.100 Oh, okay.

05:30:36.960 That wasn't necessarily my parents' fault.

05:30:40.500 Yeah, exactly.

05:30:41.480 But it was a judgment that you made, right?

05:30:43.560 That was also my brother's fault, though, too.

05:30:45.420 So, like...

05:30:46.140 Yeah, but you kind of keep bringing it...

05:30:48.460 Let's not go there.

05:30:49.020 Let's not go there.

05:30:50.220 Yeah.

05:30:52.760 We don't need more tears.

05:30:54.180 Right.

05:30:55.280 Does anybody else want to cry while we're at it?

05:30:57.800 No.

05:30:58.540 I'll cry again.

05:31:00.020 Okay, Ariana.

05:31:01.180 Ariana, what are you doing here?

05:31:02.160 Wait, can any of you just...

05:31:03.160 She's going to do a singing career.

05:31:04.260 She's not doing OnlyFans.

05:31:05.520 No.

05:31:06.060 Oh, girl, please.

05:31:06.760 Who told you that?

05:31:07.600 Let's do a duet.

05:31:08.760 Oh, my God.

05:31:09.840 It's a better part.

05:31:10.520 Will you be the beat?

05:31:11.960 Like...

05:31:12.240 What the fuck?

05:31:14.000 Bitch, I will be...

05:31:15.140 Or soprano.

05:31:17.000 Okay.

05:31:17.440 I'll be bass.

05:31:20.440 You got...

05:31:21.280 Yeah, I'm Robert.

05:31:24.600 I'm new to the podcast.

05:31:26.220 I, like, just joined.

05:31:28.040 Okay, so definitely not a comedy career for you, either.

05:31:30.380 I don't know.

05:31:30.760 I think it could be comedy.

05:31:32.220 All right.

05:31:32.980 I'm going to get back into the show notes.

05:31:35.680 Show notes.

05:31:36.920 Okay.

05:31:37.720 I'm still making it.

05:31:38.420 I don't know if we really got into...

05:31:39.740 So you said, my hot take is that cute, hot girls shouldn't have to work and should just

05:31:44.780 profit off their God-given talent there.

05:31:46.400 Oh, well, that kind of led into the OF.

05:31:48.280 Yeah.

05:31:48.640 Yeah, that's where we got into this.

05:31:49.940 She stretches her ass out.

05:31:53.220 And she just got from the point.

05:31:54.820 Someone say ass one more time.

05:31:57.740 You said that you got with this guy in your small town.

05:32:00.620 And then a week later, you got with this guy who hates the first guy you got with.

05:32:05.680 Then another week later, you got with another guy who hates both of the previous two guys

05:32:10.560 that you just fucked.

05:32:13.240 And you're continually talking to all these men, and you're fucking them all.

05:32:18.580 And you thought it was funny to hear the revolving door of shit talking.

05:32:22.140 Yes.

05:32:22.760 It was, like, really funny.

05:32:24.760 Wait, question.

05:32:25.840 This was during the hoe phase, right?

05:32:27.840 Yeah.

05:32:28.360 Okay.

05:32:28.580 And so, how many guys, like, at this kind of same time period?

05:32:33.080 Well, you said it was a month, right?

05:32:34.040 What could your boyfriend's mom be thinking?

05:32:35.920 I know.

05:32:36.220 So, it was, like, 15?

05:32:36.960 It's crazy.

05:32:37.440 You said 15?

05:32:38.040 Yeah.

05:32:39.280 Did you ever see two of them in the same day for sex?

05:32:46.080 I did one time.

05:32:47.620 Well, like, these are, like, different guys.

05:32:49.900 Yeah, so, like, Billy at 5 p.m., Todd at 9 p.m., and Bartholomew at...

05:32:57.740 Bartholomew?

05:32:59.460 Wow.

05:33:00.080 Yeah.

05:33:00.320 I'm like, boy, Barty.

05:33:01.160 The most was two, though.

05:33:02.760 Two in a 24-hour period.

05:33:03.500 Bartholomew.

05:33:04.020 In a day.

05:33:04.800 Yeah.

05:33:06.120 What about in a 24-hour period?

05:33:08.380 Two, like, in a day.

05:33:09.460 What about in a 48-hour period?

05:33:10.760 How many?

05:33:11.540 Like, three?

05:33:12.680 What about in a week?

05:33:14.480 Oh, like...

05:33:15.900 Six?

05:33:17.280 Six?

05:33:17.760 I mean, like, four or five.

05:33:19.860 A fortnight.

05:33:20.900 How many in a fortnight?

05:33:21.640 A fortnight.

05:33:22.100 Like, two weeks.

05:33:23.000 Fourteen days, yeah.

05:33:24.440 Like, ten, eleven.

05:33:26.700 I don't, like...

05:33:28.540 Did you all...

05:33:29.500 Did she just become Latina?

05:33:31.000 Did anybody else hear that?

05:33:32.040 Like.

05:33:32.880 You went, like.

05:33:36.120 She transformed into a Latina for a moment.

05:33:40.060 She is a transformer.

05:33:40.940 I don't want too many bananas.

05:33:41.800 I swear.

05:33:43.880 Okay.

05:33:44.320 And so, so many times you said you've let, you've let your friends fuck in the back of

05:33:51.880 your car while you're in the front.

05:33:55.100 Like, my best friend and, like, her man, like, we were all super close and, like, I don't

05:34:01.020 know, like, they had snuck out one day and I was giving them a ride, so, like, they just

05:34:04.900 wanted to bang in the back seat and it was really cold outside, so I wasn't gonna go out

05:34:09.040 there and, like, sit in the cold.

05:34:10.520 And so, they just put, like, a little thing up and then they did it in the back seat.

05:34:14.060 But, like, we were all super close.

05:34:15.600 Like, I didn't watch or anything.

05:34:16.820 And, like, the music was blasting.

05:34:19.140 So, I didn't hear anything, but they were, like, shaking the car.

05:34:22.640 You said that you had a two-man with another couple effing in the back seat?

05:34:27.980 Yeah.

05:34:28.460 Like, they were in the back and then we were in the front.

05:34:30.480 It was two men?

05:34:32.300 No.

05:34:32.620 No, like, a two-man.

05:34:33.880 Like, when you and your friend are both, like, getting with somebody at the same time.

05:34:36.680 Yeah.

05:34:37.240 Yeah.

05:34:37.620 Oh, I see.

05:34:38.700 In the same room?

05:34:40.020 In the same car.

05:34:40.160 It was, like, the same car.

05:34:41.460 It's in a car.

05:34:42.160 That's crazy.

05:34:43.320 How big was the car?

05:34:44.560 Oh, that's amazing.

05:34:45.620 It was small.

05:34:46.100 Or how small were the men?

05:34:46.820 And my, like, foot kept hitting, like, the horn and it kept, like, going off and it was

05:34:50.760 not good.

05:34:50.900 Oh, you were smashing in the front?

05:34:52.020 Yeah.

05:34:52.680 Why did you call the passengers?

05:34:54.020 Because they were in the back.

05:34:55.680 Was this you?

05:34:56.600 No.

05:34:57.280 No.

05:34:58.000 Have you had cardinal knowledge in her car?

05:35:00.760 No.

05:35:01.640 Were these guys competing?

05:35:03.740 No.

05:35:04.220 Like, we were just taking turns.

05:35:05.560 Like, we were in the front and we did it.

05:35:07.480 Like, what?

05:35:07.860 I mean, what happens?

05:35:08.880 Like, the one who finishes first, does he lose?

05:35:12.340 Okay, the thing is.

05:35:13.320 How does this work?

05:35:14.100 Neither one of them, like, finished.

05:35:15.940 Because they were, like, both on steroids.

05:35:18.120 Oh.

05:35:18.520 So, like, they could not, like, finish.

05:35:21.000 What the fuck would steroids have to do with that?

05:35:23.220 I, like, I, apparently it causes, like, ED or something.

05:35:26.620 Oh.

05:35:27.000 I don't know.

05:35:28.040 How could your boyfriend's mom have been so wrong about this?

05:35:30.280 She didn't know any of this.

05:35:31.560 That's the thing, though.

05:35:32.520 Yeah.

05:35:32.660 Did she need to?

05:35:34.780 I mean.

05:35:35.760 And you said your foot kept setting off the horn?

05:35:38.960 Yeah, like, the car horn.

05:35:40.540 I mean, I don't blame the guy.

05:35:42.740 I mean, that's distracting.

05:35:44.660 It's not distracting if the car horn is going off.

05:35:48.320 But what's more distracting is if there's two other people also in the car trying to fuck.

05:35:53.120 That's also very distracting.

05:35:54.500 A lot of people.

05:35:54.780 I feel like you should have led with that.

05:35:58.220 Also, where was the car parked?

05:36:00.120 Like, we were, like, behind, like, it was, like, a really small town.

05:36:04.120 So, like, if you saw it, you would know.

05:36:05.360 Like, we were up behind a water park.

05:36:07.200 Oh.

05:36:07.680 Oh.

05:36:08.440 It's, like, one of those.

05:36:09.160 Like, a parking lot?

05:36:09.960 Nearby?

05:36:10.340 It's, like, one of those small towns that you're, like, you're driving and, like, you just get off.

05:36:15.220 And it's, like, who would live here?

05:36:16.960 Was it abandoned?

05:36:18.240 No.

05:36:18.880 Like, it was just closed for the winter, though.

05:36:20.700 Okay, girl.

05:36:21.040 It's, like, one of those water parks where you get listeria from.

05:36:23.920 Yes.

05:36:24.280 It was one of those.

05:36:25.800 Okay.

05:36:26.240 You called your ex over to your house in the middle of your most recent relationship.

05:36:31.040 He also had a girlfriend.

05:36:32.520 Then that boyfriend broke up with me, so I ripped up his social security.

05:36:35.920 Yeah, I did do that before.

05:36:37.160 Okay, mind you.

05:36:37.680 But this boyfriend, he cheated on me before.

05:36:40.380 Like, before any of this.

05:36:41.480 Like, he made me cry on my birthday.

05:36:43.800 He, like, talked to a girl when I went to the bathroom.

05:36:47.320 So, like, he had done all of this stuff, like, way before me.

05:36:50.420 And, like, he knew, like, we were, like, not in a good, like, space, like, sexually and everything.

05:36:55.200 And he was literally, what did you say?

05:36:57.520 What does that mean?

05:36:58.100 Not in a good space?

05:36:58.840 Like, we didn't, we just, like, weren't fucking.

05:37:01.240 And, like, we just, like, it wasn't good, you know?

05:37:03.800 Was the relationship?

05:37:05.260 No, like, our relationship was fine.

05:37:07.660 Like, we just, like, and this was before I was doing OnlyFans, too.

05:37:10.620 So, it was a dead bedroom?

05:37:11.980 Yeah.

05:37:12.240 You guys weren't having sex?

05:37:13.100 Okay.

05:37:13.480 And he was, like, well, if you want to go fuck another man, like, you can and I won't be mad.

05:37:17.720 And I didn't.

05:37:18.580 And, like, I only invited my ex over because, like, I actually don't know why.

05:37:22.500 But we only ended up talking, but we didn't end up fucking because I looked at him.

05:37:26.920 And I was, like, oh, I can't do this.

05:37:29.300 You're a fucking liar.

05:37:29.880 You're a fucking liar.

05:37:31.400 No.

05:37:32.080 What the hell?

05:37:33.780 Okay.

05:37:35.900 And so, you ripped.

05:37:37.700 But it's okay.

05:37:38.180 You were dating a guy and it wasn't going well.

05:37:40.640 You called your ex over to your house, but you didn't hook up with him.

05:37:45.580 No.

05:37:45.840 And then the boyfriend broke up with you, so you ripped up his social security card.

05:37:54.120 No.

05:37:54.320 Okay.

05:37:54.500 This was before.

05:37:55.600 And it's because he punched a hole in my door.

05:37:57.500 Nice.

05:37:58.160 And, like, the back of the door.

05:37:59.480 Good time.

05:37:59.960 And the mirror.

05:38:01.000 He broke the mirror.

05:38:01.680 That's cool.

05:38:02.840 Yeah.

05:38:03.160 That's awesome.

05:38:05.400 Sounds like a good.

05:38:06.880 Very not.

05:38:07.980 Good times.

05:38:08.260 Sounds like a pleasant man.

05:38:09.300 Very good guy.

05:38:10.540 It was, like, a really toxic relationship.

05:38:12.880 It was me and, like, him.

05:38:14.360 Yeah?

05:38:14.560 You were toxic?

05:38:15.740 Yeah.

05:38:16.000 Oh, definitely.

05:38:16.780 How so?

05:38:17.520 I mean, I ripped his social security card up.

05:38:19.740 Uh-huh.

05:38:20.140 Okay.

05:38:20.700 You don't exist anymore.

05:38:22.420 That's what I was thinking.

05:38:25.480 So, you said that you honestly don't believe in love after your last relationship.

05:38:29.420 You love men so much.

05:38:30.720 Yeah.

05:38:31.140 And, personally, you can't live without them.

05:38:32.860 But you feel like three-fourths of the men are unloyal.

05:38:35.960 Like, look at Megan Fox in MGK.

05:38:38.020 Yeah.

05:38:38.380 Like, if someone will cheat on Megan Fox, a man will cheat on anyone.

05:38:42.780 Beyonce, too.

05:38:43.720 Yes.

05:38:44.060 Like, how can you cheat on Megan Fox?

05:38:46.240 Like, come on.

05:38:47.000 Well, I was about to say something.

05:38:48.240 I mean, have you seen her recently, though?

05:38:50.260 Really?

05:38:50.720 Is she, like, cheating?

05:38:51.440 She's not cheating on Beyonce.

05:38:53.060 She looks like a Kardashian.

05:38:53.760 Cheating on Beyonce?

05:38:54.740 I was about to say, yeah, I could cheat on Beyonce.

05:38:57.700 Yeah, for sure.

05:38:58.620 Not that I would cheat, but I could, like...

05:39:01.020 You could picture it happening.

05:39:02.540 That sounds so bad.

05:39:03.900 Poor Beyonce.

05:39:05.020 That sounds so bad.

05:39:06.400 Every man in the chat's thinking.

05:39:07.860 Yeah, you're going to get canceled.

05:39:09.200 I could...

05:39:09.820 All hail Beyonce.

05:39:10.620 Not my head fans.

05:39:11.300 Don't kill me.

05:39:12.240 Yeah.

05:39:15.400 Yeah, but those guys are, like, super high-status guys.

05:39:19.300 I know.

05:39:19.940 Like, I said that again.

05:39:21.160 I, like, added something.

05:39:22.420 I was like...

05:39:23.060 It's, like, has a lot to do with, like, the guys I date to, like, my age range.

05:39:26.900 Because, like...

05:39:27.640 I don't know.

05:39:28.080 I mean, you're also fucking crazy, right?

05:39:29.920 Um, okay, just, like, a bit.

05:39:31.840 But, like, the thing is, the guy, like, plays into it.

05:39:36.180 Like, it's just not good.

05:39:37.420 Do you think that you being a fucking lunatic plays into it?

05:39:40.200 No kidding.

05:39:41.360 Like, oh, we're banging to the back.

05:39:43.260 You're banging to the front.

05:39:44.560 You know, I fucked 30 guys in a month.

05:39:46.100 No biggie.

05:39:46.760 Like, that's batshit crazy stuff, right?

05:39:48.600 But that was, like...

05:39:50.000 It was her phase, Andrea.

05:39:50.960 It was her phase.

05:39:52.620 I'm not in that phase anymore.

05:39:54.380 Now you're in your loyal phase.

05:39:56.520 You could say she was on a journey.

05:39:59.100 On a journey.

05:40:00.460 Were you on a journey?

05:40:01.520 I am.

05:40:02.320 I'm still on it, you know?

05:40:03.120 Adventure?

05:40:03.520 Do you think someday love will find you?

05:40:05.860 Um, I mean, hopefully, maybe one day.

05:40:08.460 But I think everyone in your life is temporary.

05:40:11.280 Yeah, so you would say right now you'd have to go your separate ways.

05:40:15.300 Yeah, I mean, with who?

05:40:16.680 Or, you know.

05:40:17.540 Yeah.

05:40:18.280 Yeah.

05:40:19.280 Okay.

05:40:20.140 I think, like, in a nice...

05:40:22.880 Like, I don't know, this isn't going to sound nice, but...

05:40:24.480 No, you're still fine.

05:40:25.360 Like, saying that, you know, everyone in your life is temporary,

05:40:27.680 it sounds like you have unresolved trauma and, like, from your childhood and, like, therapy.

05:40:31.940 Oh, no, no, no.

05:40:32.640 What I mean to say is, like, everyone...

05:40:33.800 She probably does, though.

05:40:35.180 I think we all do.

05:40:36.220 No, for sure.

05:40:37.160 But, like, extra, like, you know.

05:40:39.000 As in, like, boyfriend-girlfriends, like, you'll always have your parents.

05:40:41.600 But, like, I don't know, because even watching my parents growing up, like, they definitely

05:40:45.880 were not happy.

05:40:47.020 Yeah.

05:40:47.180 And, like, they could have been, like, in a way better relationship.

05:40:49.560 But it's just, like, I don't know, you know?

05:40:52.500 But we don't have to follow in our, you know, parents' footsteps.

05:40:54.780 We could be better.

05:40:56.880 She is being better, though.

05:40:58.680 She says she's in her loyal era.

05:41:00.320 On her journey.

05:41:01.000 Yeah.

05:41:01.420 So she's on a journey like everyone else.

05:41:03.080 Okay.

05:41:03.540 Let's see.

05:41:04.140 You also said, like, men of God, you can't even trust them.

05:41:07.920 So many people claiming to be Christian.

05:41:09.480 Subscribe to your OnlyFans.

05:41:11.120 Your ex, who was Christian, would only use you for sex.

05:41:14.840 He would F other girls when he was out of town.

05:41:18.060 And he made you smoke before when you got sad.

05:41:20.660 So I would be in a better mood just to F.

05:41:22.920 Yes, it was crazy.

05:41:24.320 Like, one time I was, like, breaking down.

05:41:25.740 Because, like, I didn't know what we were.

05:41:27.660 Because, like, we were literally just fucking every weekend when he came home from work.

05:41:30.880 And I was, like, well, what are we?

05:41:32.120 Are we, like, boyfriend, girlfriend?

05:41:33.280 Are we, like, exclusive?

05:41:34.600 And he was, like, I'm just, like, not talking about this.

05:41:36.940 Hit this pin.

05:41:37.900 And then let's fuck.

05:41:39.740 And I was, like, oh.

05:41:41.400 Okay.

05:41:42.160 And, like, that's how it was for, like, a long time.

05:41:44.300 It was just, like, getting hotels every weekend.

05:41:47.100 And so, but he was, like, actively telling me, oh, I love you and this and that.

05:41:52.180 And I don't know.

05:41:53.160 Okay.

05:41:53.580 You also said dating is so weird.

05:41:55.600 I just want to say, I, well, this is what you said.

05:41:59.140 I just want to say I love you and get married.

05:42:01.240 But I refuse to date a man who makes less than me or who has no work ethic to make more money.

05:42:06.340 Yeah.

05:42:07.320 Like, you can make less than me.

05:42:08.620 But if you're not, like, actively, like, working towards your goal.

05:42:11.300 Do you want to get married, like, right now and start pumping out kids?

05:42:13.840 I don't know what I mean.

05:42:14.380 I don't know if I want kids right now.

05:42:15.600 Like, that's the thing.

05:42:17.220 Even though, like, it'll destroy my body when I'm 30.

05:42:21.560 Okay.

05:42:22.360 I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually recommend that you never have kids.

05:42:30.460 Okay.

05:42:31.000 Ever.

05:42:32.740 Not ever.

05:42:33.880 Not ever.

05:42:34.680 You're mature and you're blossoming into a beautiful woman.

05:42:36.960 Don't worry.

05:42:37.500 Oh, thank you.

05:42:38.180 Thank you, love.

05:42:38.840 Thank you.

05:42:39.460 Don't worry.

05:42:41.080 She'll have her mom era.

05:42:42.340 You know what?

05:42:43.220 Oh, wait.

05:42:43.920 You could have kids and find.

05:42:49.940 Yourself.

05:42:51.160 Find yourself.

05:42:52.800 Chinese couple to adopt them.

05:42:54.900 Wait, what?

05:42:55.560 What do you mean?

05:42:56.360 I have no idea where I was going.

05:42:58.040 It made sense in my brain, but.

05:43:00.760 Yeah.

05:43:01.320 Wait, you're, are you Chinese or?

05:43:03.340 Yeah, I'm Chinese.

05:43:04.660 No, she's via.

05:43:06.540 Grab Chinese.

05:43:07.200 I'm trying to confuse the white people.

05:43:13.220 Yeah.

05:43:15.160 No, no, no.

05:43:16.240 Is this, so does it just play over better on the OnlyFans if you say you're Chinese instead

05:43:20.360 of Vietnamese?

05:43:20.900 Is that what's going on?

05:43:21.160 No, like, I'm actually, I'm Chinese.

05:43:22.440 I promise you, I'm Chinese.

05:43:23.840 Really?

05:43:24.600 Wait, are you Chinese?

05:43:25.940 Yes, I'm Chinese.

05:43:26.380 Yes.

05:43:26.960 So, it's very strange, though.

05:43:28.620 It's sure, like, you're Vietnam.

05:43:29.860 Oh, shit.

05:43:30.680 Oh, you're Vietnam.

05:43:31.640 Oh, shit.

05:43:32.400 It was, oh, wait, wait, wait, hang on.

05:43:34.460 You're Vietnam.

05:43:35.140 Oh, shit.

05:43:35.820 Oh, shit.

05:43:36.200 So, it sounds like, it sounds like, it sounds like, it sounds like, perhaps, there's a little

05:43:41.460 bit of fibbing going on.

05:43:43.000 No, we were pranking an Uber driver yesterday.

05:43:45.540 Like, I promise I'm from China.

05:43:47.540 Yeah, but that doesn't actually tell us if you're Vietnamese or not.

05:43:52.040 Oh, I mean, I guess I don't know 100%.

05:43:54.600 Oh, you don't know.

05:43:55.300 Because, like, I'm adopted, so my parents could literally be anyone, unless I took, like,

05:43:59.520 a DNA test to find out.

05:44:00.940 But, like, as I know, I'm adopted from China.

05:44:02.540 So, wait, why would you, why would you say that you're Chinese?

05:44:04.900 Because I'm from China.

05:44:06.800 I was born in China.

05:44:08.560 Made in China.

05:44:09.680 Exactly.

05:44:10.640 In China.

05:44:12.160 Wait, wait, hang on.

05:44:13.240 Let's back up.

05:44:14.040 What do you want me to say?

05:44:15.180 Well, I just want to know the truth.

05:44:17.000 So, she says, you're Vietnamese.

05:44:18.560 Cut catches it.

05:44:19.540 Hang on, hang on.

05:44:20.620 It was a joke.

05:44:21.120 She cut.

05:44:22.440 Bullshit.

05:44:22.960 That was a joke.

05:44:23.940 Holy shit.

05:44:24.640 That was a joke.

05:44:26.200 Andrew.

05:44:27.080 Andrew, I was joking.

05:44:28.500 I'm not sure you were.

05:44:29.300 All right.

05:44:30.300 Anyways, we'll move on.

05:44:31.740 We're going to get into.

05:44:32.860 Do you want her to cry?

05:44:33.800 My Vietnamese best friend.

05:44:35.160 Mr. Bullshit, Ruby.

05:44:36.540 Make him feel bad.

05:44:37.180 Okay, Riley, you said how this dude just got out of jail and how we were in the Canes parking lot and his mother, mother, called and said to bring back food.

05:44:46.780 But the whole time, it was not his mother and it was actually his girlfriend on the phone.

05:44:50.840 And they were speaking Spanish and I don't know Spanish.

05:44:53.080 So, he lied and translated what she was saying.

05:44:55.380 But the whole time, it was his girl on speakerphone.

05:44:57.700 And I bought food that he brought back to his girl.

05:45:00.680 Wait a minute.

05:45:04.180 That is the greatest time ever.

05:45:07.060 Wow, baby.

05:45:10.340 I'm taking care of this.

05:45:11.480 For mamacita.

05:45:13.860 And then she texted me and she was all like, he's just my toy.

05:45:18.760 And we weren't even a thing.

05:45:20.780 And like, it was so much.

05:45:22.360 Oh, my God.

05:45:22.800 And I met him from my old co-worker.

05:45:25.440 Can you spell a little bit more?

05:45:27.200 Well, before we do that, he just got out of jail.

05:45:34.040 Yeah, he asked me to pay for his bail.

05:45:36.420 Oh, you bailed him out.

05:45:37.520 No, I didn't.

05:45:38.300 But his homeboy did.

05:45:39.420 What was he in jail for?

05:45:41.120 I don't know.

05:45:42.160 Wait.

05:45:44.140 Details.

05:45:44.980 Details.

05:45:45.900 I don't know.

05:45:46.440 You don't know?

05:45:47.040 No.

05:45:47.720 Murder?

05:45:48.400 No.

05:45:49.300 I don't know.

05:45:50.340 Petty theft.

05:45:51.480 I don't know.

05:45:51.960 They wouldn't tell me.

05:45:52.720 Was he gang affiliated?

05:45:53.800 They wouldn't tell me.

05:45:54.280 Was he gang affiliated?

05:45:55.840 Maybe.

05:45:56.440 That sounds like that.

05:46:00.500 You also wrote how everyone, I don't know if this is like a disagreement or what, how

05:46:05.820 everyone sees OnlyFans girls as easy or a 3-0 foe.

05:46:11.980 I mean, are they wrong?

05:46:16.080 Yes.

05:46:17.260 They are.

05:46:18.020 Are they wrong with you?

05:46:19.840 I mean, what?

05:46:21.480 Did you say that?

05:46:22.620 That's because my manager wrote some of that.

05:46:25.260 Oh.

05:46:25.840 Oh.

05:46:26.100 Yeah.

05:46:26.360 Oh, that manager down there.

05:46:27.740 Oh, my God.

05:46:28.520 Good job.

05:46:29.000 Wait, you're all F, too?

05:46:29.580 Media managing, clearly.

05:46:30.580 Yeah.

05:46:30.920 Yeah.

05:46:31.560 She does a lot.

05:46:32.460 Or media training.

05:46:33.480 Yeah, I feel like, because I was in a group chat and everyone was like talking about like

05:46:38.240 I'm a bop and I'm easy and I'm this and that because I do OF, but like in reality, I do

05:46:44.380 it like solo.

05:46:45.680 Like I don't like just go fuck anybody, you know?

05:46:49.440 Like I don't.

05:46:49.800 I have five bodies, like, I don't know.

05:46:54.500 Yeah.

05:46:55.660 I feel like that's normal.

05:46:56.740 Yeah.

05:46:57.260 You know what?

05:46:57.740 Since it just came up, why don't we get into it?

05:47:00.280 Some of you already actually stated your body counts, but why don't we just, starting with

05:47:04.000 you, body count?

05:47:06.460 No comment.

05:47:07.140 You already said it.

05:47:10.000 You already said it.

05:47:10.900 Okay.

05:47:11.220 You can't remember, can you?

05:47:12.480 No.

05:47:13.060 You can't remember what you said.

05:47:14.800 No, I do remember because I do keep a count.

05:47:16.920 Okay.

05:47:17.220 What is it?

05:47:17.660 And it is 32.

05:47:19.160 Yep.

05:47:19.740 All right.

05:47:20.760 Body count?

05:47:21.340 You can go ahead and check out that last video.

05:47:23.420 Just say it.

05:47:24.120 Come on.

05:47:24.560 I think we said 25.

05:47:26.280 I stopped counting.

05:47:28.520 Wait.

05:47:29.120 You think we said 25?

05:47:31.200 I don't remember what the final number we landed on was last night.

05:47:34.040 Me?

05:47:34.680 Yeah.

05:47:35.700 Remember when I showed it to Miss Canada?

05:47:38.000 Yeah.

05:47:38.300 So it's just men and women both.

05:47:40.220 Yeah.

05:47:40.820 It was around 25.

05:47:42.380 Does the specifics matter?

05:47:44.260 Yes.

05:47:45.520 It's somewhere between 25 and 30.

05:47:47.320 Okay.

05:47:47.880 Body count?

05:47:48.400 I had 10.

05:47:49.220 10?

05:47:50.040 I think like 12.

05:47:52.300 Okay.

05:47:53.460 I don't know my body count.

05:47:55.420 Range?

05:47:56.340 Range?

05:47:56.840 This is where it's hard because I had a list, but there's more.

05:48:01.260 Hang on.

05:48:01.620 Hang on.

05:48:02.160 Let's.

05:48:02.660 I'll try to make it super easy.

05:48:04.080 Okay.

05:48:04.640 More than 60.

05:48:06.600 For sure less.

05:48:08.220 Maybe less.

05:48:09.320 Probably less than 60.

05:48:10.860 Okay.

05:48:11.460 More than 50.

05:48:12.700 No.

05:48:13.100 You know what?

05:48:13.560 I'm going to say.

05:48:17.760 Anyways.

05:48:18.940 I'm going to say it's probably like, I don't know.

05:48:23.860 It's probably around 40.

05:48:26.920 Somewhere around 40.

05:48:27.940 Could it be higher than 40?

05:48:29.500 It could be higher or it could be lower.

05:48:31.220 I literally have no idea.

05:48:32.680 So if it could be higher than 40, is it going to be higher than 46?

05:48:37.120 What's up with that number?

05:48:38.460 Yeah.

05:48:39.220 Why 46?

05:48:40.060 Because if you offer a person a five, they'll always take it.

05:48:43.900 Oh.

05:48:44.340 That makes sense.

05:48:45.220 I mean, I don't know.

05:48:47.320 I don't know.

05:48:48.660 I feel like it would probably be less.

05:48:52.120 Okay.

05:48:52.540 Less.

05:48:53.140 Probably less.

05:48:54.020 Yeah.

05:48:54.500 So in the 40s somewhere, probably.

05:48:56.700 Yeah.

05:48:57.140 30s or 40s, probably.

05:48:58.580 Okay.

05:49:00.160 Oh, God.

05:49:00.960 I hate this.

05:49:02.000 Oh, it's 19.

05:49:03.160 19?

05:49:03.700 Okay.

05:49:04.800 Like 50 something.

05:49:06.980 50 something.

05:49:08.520 Mm-hmm.

05:49:08.920 What did I do?

05:49:10.080 Five.

05:49:10.640 Five.

05:49:11.220 Wait.

05:49:12.060 50?

05:49:12.920 Yeah.

05:49:13.680 And you're 18?

05:49:15.400 Yeah.

05:49:15.900 See?

05:49:16.860 If you offer someone a five, they always take it.

05:49:20.280 Don't give it to the next person.

05:49:23.160 And when did you lose the V card?

05:49:26.360 Like when I was like 13 or 14.

05:49:32.180 Same.

05:49:33.020 I don't know.

05:49:33.400 Of the 50 bodies, did you put...

05:49:34.660 I don't know what you're looking like that.

05:49:35.900 It was probably around the same age for you, wasn't it?

05:49:38.040 No.

05:49:38.220 No.

05:49:38.360 I was like 16.

05:49:39.440 Okay.

05:49:39.840 Of the 50, would you say most of them came in the past year?

05:49:45.580 Um, no.

05:49:48.280 No.

05:49:49.120 Two years?

05:49:49.860 Past two years?

05:49:52.120 So you did like 49 at 15?

05:49:55.840 No, no, no.

05:49:56.620 They came...

05:49:57.500 Like most of them came from high school.

05:50:03.000 Like my high school era.

05:50:04.420 Like I just was everybody at school.

05:50:07.080 High school.

05:50:07.380 And then...

05:50:08.040 Everybody at school.

05:50:09.000 And then after high school, I just continued.

05:50:12.880 Yeah.

05:50:13.360 50 people apparently.

05:50:16.560 Not all 50.

05:50:17.920 Probably like 20 something.

05:50:19.720 Just most of them.

05:50:20.840 Yeah.

05:50:21.660 No.

05:50:22.640 No, I'm sorry.

05:50:23.260 Wait, yeah?

05:50:23.820 I wasn't knowing you.

05:50:24.600 I wasn't knowing you.

05:50:25.340 I wasn't knowing you.

05:50:25.440 I was like...

05:50:26.080 Um...

05:50:28.080 Yeah, things have changed.

05:50:30.980 Like I feel like I'm not that much older, but like I grew up in my school with like two

05:50:34.100 guys and they were like, they canceled.

05:50:37.140 Like, yeah.

05:50:38.620 So I'm like, that's crazy.

05:50:39.400 With only two?

05:50:40.320 Like, yeah.

05:50:40.760 Like one or two.

05:50:41.500 Like people are like, oh my God, she's a slut.

05:50:42.920 That's crazy.

05:50:43.340 And so then like, you know, I feel like the younger generation is just out here fucking.

05:50:46.660 Pretty sure.

05:50:47.380 Like it's crazy.

05:50:48.660 I think I like...

05:50:49.300 What's your body count?

05:50:51.240 Oh, good question.

05:50:52.260 Andrew?

05:50:53.320 I have grown age.

05:50:55.820 Yes, Andrew.

05:50:56.720 Your body count.

05:50:57.960 Why one?

05:50:58.620 Of course.

05:51:00.060 One?

05:51:00.540 What's your body count?

05:51:01.460 One can't troll us.

05:51:02.720 You can't troll us.

05:51:04.380 If all you fucking brats are gonna lie to me, I can fucking lie to all of you.

05:51:10.260 No, you can't.

05:51:11.640 I can tell you lie.

05:51:12.180 I actually did a lie detector test, so...

05:51:14.100 Destroy.

05:51:14.660 I can see it on your fucking face.

05:51:16.820 I would have lied.

05:51:17.340 I can't even fucking remember the number you told us last time.

05:51:19.640 You can't remember the number you told us fucking two hours.

05:51:22.640 I said 32.

05:51:22.980 Like, just stop the cope.

05:51:24.300 Stop the cope.

05:51:24.920 So one...

05:51:25.680 When you fucking brats start telling the truth, I'll start telling the truth.

05:51:28.000 Listen, I was gonna lie.

05:51:29.480 I'm not gonna lie.

05:51:29.980 Yeah?

05:51:30.340 But I just had to do a lie detector test on stream, so that's the same question.

05:51:35.520 Okay.

05:51:35.880 I was gonna lie, but then they pulled...

05:51:37.080 I would have lied.

05:51:37.680 They could pull up the clip.

05:51:38.620 Answer that to the question.

05:51:39.480 They had full of last podcast.

05:51:40.440 I love the line.

05:51:43.160 Just put it.

05:51:44.500 Shniko Zero Ford donated $500.

05:51:47.740 Pop Champagne.

05:51:48.900 A little higher?

05:51:49.520 Brian and Andrew, whatever in Crucible Teams.

05:51:53.240 Wanted to say thank you for all of the content this year and all that you do.

05:51:58.040 Brian, I appreciate your patience.

05:52:00.540 Andrew, your role modeling.

05:52:01.780 I don't know about the patience, but...

05:52:03.580 Merry Christmas.

05:52:04.980 Merry Christmas to you, too.

05:52:05.840 Thank you for the Champagne Pop, and yeah, it has been great seeing the Crucible crew

05:52:10.340 and the whatever kind of tangle up.

05:52:12.800 It's always a fun time for both chats, I think, so...

05:52:16.840 Nico, thank you so much, man, for the very generous Champagne Pop.

05:52:21.820 Do appreciate it, and appreciate your kind words.

05:52:25.460 Guys, W's in the chat for Nico.

05:52:29.120 Wait, that's...

05:52:30.400 W's in the chat for our good friend Nico.

05:52:33.120 Really good to see you in the chat, man.

05:52:34.380 And I also would like to wish you a Merry Christmas as well.

05:52:40.080 We're going to get this popped in just a moment.

05:52:43.420 Fifty, you say?

05:52:45.880 Fifty, you say?

05:52:47.580 She says, give me some more.

05:52:50.560 All right.

05:52:53.840 She's a slut and she knows it.

05:52:57.540 Here comes the whore.

05:53:02.220 Hell yeah.

05:53:03.060 Well, good song.

05:53:07.620 I like that song.

05:53:10.900 You guys still want some Champagne?

05:53:13.840 Yeah, these are their cups.

05:53:15.200 Yeah, we threw those in.

05:53:17.280 It's either that or my seventh cigarette break.

05:53:20.520 While I'm getting the Champagne poured, do any of you guys have like a...

05:53:25.040 How about this?

05:53:25.640 Do any of you have a disagreement with the show that you want to talk about?

05:53:30.360 Any disagreements?

05:53:33.400 Going once, going twice.

05:53:35.420 Andrew, your face.

05:53:37.000 Every time.

05:53:38.920 It's what I called for.

05:53:40.180 What?

05:53:41.720 Huh?

05:53:42.360 This happened?

05:53:43.460 Wait, what?

05:53:44.160 Are you serious?

05:53:44.980 Like, you have that...

05:53:45.920 This is your cup.

05:53:47.100 That's hers.

05:53:48.300 Yeah, I know.

05:53:49.040 But you're just talking shit, so...

05:53:50.460 Chug it.

05:53:51.780 I don't know, I don't know.

05:53:52.900 You can check it if you want to.

05:53:54.000 All right, all right, say please.

05:53:55.000 Please?

05:53:55.440 Fuck no.

05:53:56.020 Oh, that was a really sweet please, too.

05:53:58.280 That was so please.

05:53:59.260 That was adorable.

05:54:00.080 I want to say that's a disagreement.

05:54:01.340 It was more like a...

05:54:02.340 That's hers?

05:54:03.040 No.

05:54:03.480 I don't know who that is.

05:54:06.080 No clue.

05:54:06.780 I will say...

05:54:07.400 It's not mine, because I gave the glass.

05:54:09.240 Here, just give it here.

05:54:10.380 If I get syphilis...

05:54:11.580 It's not my glass.

05:54:14.520 Sorry, Rachel.

05:54:15.260 I'm 20.

05:54:16.040 There you go.

05:54:16.520 I can't have alcohol.

05:54:17.460 This is yours.

05:54:19.420 This isn't a disagreement, but I'm still waiting for the...

05:54:22.540 That's hers.

05:54:23.660 Which one?

05:54:24.280 That's one.

05:54:24.620 That one.

05:54:25.560 I still want the Brian Reaction sticker pack that we talked about.

05:54:30.960 I don't know what that is.

05:54:32.640 It's fine.

05:54:33.600 Whatever.

05:54:33.880 We can just pass it down.

05:54:35.080 Thank you.

05:54:35.940 I disagree that you guys serve cold pizza.

05:54:38.760 Oh, yeah.

05:54:39.520 100%.

05:54:39.920 Why didn't you...

05:54:40.880 That one popular opinion, that's a crime.

05:54:43.560 That is a very popular opinion.

05:54:44.880 Hang on, in Brian's defense, he doesn't get every panel pizza.

05:54:49.020 It's true.

05:54:49.540 Thank you.

05:54:50.440 Thank you for...

05:54:51.100 But the fact that it's cold, I have to say, it's a crime.

05:54:53.360 Well, we can't microwave it, because it fucks with our Wi-Fi.

05:54:56.660 It literally, like, intercepts.

05:54:59.380 What kind of monster hates cold pizza anyway?

05:55:02.160 That's monstrous.

05:55:03.600 Wait, you wanted...

05:55:04.160 You wanted honesty.

05:55:05.340 Holy shit.

05:55:06.040 No, I don't know about all of that.

05:55:06.700 I was going to ask, but I got nervous.

05:55:08.420 I just said what everyone else was thinking.

05:55:09.880 I'll finish it off.

05:55:10.880 All right.

05:55:11.820 This is for our good friend, Nico.

05:55:15.280 Cheers to Nico.

05:55:16.500 I don't have anything on my glasses.

05:55:17.580 Merry Christmas.

05:55:18.700 Salut.

05:55:19.440 Woo.

05:55:19.680 Salut.

05:55:20.200 Cheers.

05:55:21.440 Merry Christmas.

05:55:22.440 May all of you find...

05:55:23.340 No, I'm just kidding.

05:55:24.980 Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

05:55:26.780 We all find husbands.

05:55:27.380 May none of you get syphilis.

05:55:28.840 And have babies.

05:55:29.440 Yeah, we didn't get it.

05:55:30.560 Again.

05:55:31.680 Oh, thanks.

05:55:32.120 Again.

05:55:32.460 We got Wrongful Rage here.

05:55:36.760 Thank you, man.

05:55:37.760 Wrongful Rage donated $200.

05:55:40.860 It was such a small town.

05:55:42.780 Instead of doing the mad tango in the barn like normal hillbillies, they decided to screw

05:55:47.460 with friends in a car.

05:55:49.520 Straight coomer billies.

05:55:50.400 Coomer billies.

05:55:51.560 It's true.

05:55:52.920 They're gooner billies.

05:55:54.520 Gooner billies.

05:55:55.600 What is a coomer billy?

05:55:57.640 Gooners?

05:55:58.360 All right.

05:55:58.760 Thank you, man.

05:55:59.580 So a coomer is a guy who sucks men's dicks, but then also has sex with a woman he's in

05:56:08.420 an open relationship with and loses her to a twink on a sink.

05:56:12.300 That's a coomer.

05:56:13.420 I can't believe there's a definition for that word.

05:56:15.600 And it means that.

05:56:18.000 Are we talking about my boyfriend?

05:56:19.400 Yes.

05:56:19.580 Does your boyfriend's name start with a D?

05:56:24.660 He's texting her right now.

05:56:25.760 What the fuck did you just say about her?

05:56:27.180 Wait, wait.

05:56:27.900 Does it start with a S?

05:56:28.860 Wait, wait.

05:56:29.480 Does your boyfriend's name start with an S?

05:56:31.460 No.

05:56:31.740 At least she's funny.

05:56:33.040 But that would be funny.

05:56:34.380 She owns it.

05:56:34.940 We could probably set them up with.

05:56:36.680 We could.

05:56:37.260 We could probably set them up with.

05:56:38.600 What?

05:56:40.000 You know a couple guys?

05:56:41.260 I know one guy who.

05:56:43.200 Is it Brian?

05:56:44.760 Lucy Goosey.

05:56:45.520 Bring this for us, please.

05:56:46.800 Can you girls just make one promise?

05:56:48.700 To at least have five children.

05:56:50.900 Not you.

05:56:51.860 Except for her.

05:56:53.160 This nation will be Islam in the next few generations if we continue to have declining birth rates.

05:56:58.600 Oh boy.

05:56:58.860 We need men to fight the good fight.

05:57:00.160 If Islam takes over, goodbye woman's ride to hello sister wives.

05:57:03.700 Hear, hear.

05:57:04.620 All right.

05:57:05.120 Hear, hear, hear you.

05:57:06.120 Nassin Ali, thank you for the soup chat, man.

05:57:08.380 Do appreciate it.

05:57:11.320 Five children.

05:57:12.040 I want seven children.

05:57:13.760 Oh.

05:57:14.320 You did bring that up last time.

05:57:15.180 Seven little apples.

05:57:15.960 Seven sons.

05:57:17.180 Seven sons.

05:57:18.560 So I don't care if we have, if we, we gotta go through ten daughters, we're getting seven

05:57:22.040 sons.

05:57:22.780 That sounds like the old king times where they had to be like, I want an heir, an heir,

05:57:28.100 please give me an heir.

05:57:28.740 Yes, I need an heir.

05:57:29.880 To take over the whatever podcast?

05:57:31.740 Yes, I need an heir.

05:57:32.240 Okay, that's really important.

05:57:33.540 That's very bad for your wife.

05:57:35.100 Me too.

05:57:35.700 Seven little yous?

05:57:36.760 It's like, I don't, I just, I don't even know you, but.

05:57:38.440 Well, I mean, society is still patrilineal.

05:57:40.960 So, I mean, there's a reason you take the husband's last name.

05:57:43.960 There's a reason your kids get the husband's last name.

05:57:45.600 He's all right.

05:57:46.320 It's still patrilineal.

05:57:47.000 You just seven, though?

05:57:48.100 It's a lot.

05:57:48.760 And then with like five girls?

05:57:49.900 Yeah, but what if some of them die?

05:57:52.020 That's true.

05:57:52.340 From what?

05:57:52.720 Yeah.

05:57:53.480 From the Lord.

05:57:58.380 Well, you know, you say it.

05:58:04.560 Oh, I'm going to help.

05:58:06.760 Be careful, Brian.

05:58:09.080 You never know.

05:58:10.940 What does that mean?

05:58:11.560 Be careful with a woman like you.

05:58:12.680 Yeah, what does that mean?

05:58:13.720 You never know if you might have like a daughter with syphilis or chlamydia.

05:58:17.480 Wait.

05:58:18.700 What?

05:58:19.780 Brian, I shook your hand last time.

05:58:21.480 You might have syphilis.

05:58:28.340 Oh, man.

05:58:29.400 Oh, boy.

05:58:29.960 Okay.

05:58:30.240 This is just like taking sex education back 100 years right now.

05:58:34.960 Guys, you cannot get syphilis from holding hands.

05:58:37.040 I think we got a raid from Rachel a couple minutes ago.

05:58:39.220 I think she sent over a raid.

05:58:40.660 Yo, Rachel, thank you for the raid.

05:58:42.360 Yo, everybody in the Crucible, thank you so much for joining us here on the whatever stream.

05:58:47.260 So, do appreciate it, guys.

05:58:48.700 Good to see you guys in the chat.

05:58:50.160 Hope you guys had a good stream over there with Rachel.

05:58:52.400 What's up, Crucible Crew?

05:58:53.000 Nice to see you guys over here.

05:58:54.300 All right.

05:58:54.820 We can't tangle up with these fucking whatever D-gens.

05:58:57.360 Got to do it.

05:58:58.100 Uh, El Barbiana.

05:59:02.120 Yes, that is me.

05:59:03.480 Your Instagram description says Sola Princess.

05:59:07.880 Sulani.

05:59:09.660 It is another Afro terminology that describes, like, Afro descendants that was enslaved here.

05:59:16.680 So, it's just another cute little name.

05:59:18.860 Oh, you reading my bio?

05:59:20.560 Oh.

05:59:20.760 Okay, proceed.

05:59:26.460 You said, also, it says join the hashtag Dolls Unite community.

05:59:30.580 What is that?

05:59:31.360 I have, like, a community of dolls.

05:59:33.780 And we just, like, I don't know.

05:59:36.240 It's just, like, my little own click on Instagram that I made.

05:59:40.980 So, it's, like, hashtag Dolls Unite.

05:59:45.140 What is there, like, what is the dolls thing?

05:59:47.820 So, it's, like, basically, yeah, but, like, more, like, I do, like, makeup challenges.

05:59:52.500 So, like, every month I'll do a makeup challenge and they'll use, like, hashtag Dolls Unite to earn, like, a free prize or whatever.

05:59:58.640 So, that's just, like, a little way to engage, like, my audience.

06:00:01.880 Yeah, you said, also, you were talking to a criminal who stole cars.

06:00:06.280 So, you're dating him.

06:00:08.000 So, that's a good story to start off with, I guess.

06:00:12.460 So, when I moved to Chicago from the suburbs, I was, like, new to the whole scenery and I was new to the whole city life.

06:00:20.320 And I had met a couple of friends who introduced me to this one guy who stole a U-Haul truck.

06:00:28.200 And, I'm sorry, I'm going to tell you this story.

06:00:33.220 What was he putting in it?

06:00:35.000 What was he putting in this U-Haul truck?

06:00:37.660 He would just randomly steal.

06:00:39.420 He wasn't putting anything.

06:00:40.240 He would just randomly steal U-Haul trucks.

06:00:42.340 And it's, like, easy to do in Chicago.

06:00:45.860 What would he do with these U-Haul trucks?

06:00:49.120 He would just drive them around.

06:00:51.460 Yeah.

06:00:52.440 He would drive them around, basically doing, like, Grand Theft Auto.

06:00:55.980 Like, he was, like, he went to jail for stealing some shoes, I think, at a warehouse.

06:01:03.220 And it was, like, at 2 o'clock in the morning.

06:01:06.560 And they arrested him.

06:01:07.980 But he's released now.

06:01:08.820 So, I don't know what he's doing.

06:01:10.240 And you dated this guy?

06:01:11.900 I didn't really date, because he was talking to this other woman.

06:01:14.060 He just smashed with this guy?

06:01:16.300 I was, yeah, I was in a situationship.

06:01:19.160 So.

06:01:19.380 Yeah.

06:01:20.500 Typical.

06:01:20.820 All those red flags, you know.

06:01:22.760 I was.

06:01:23.240 All that toxic masculinity.

06:01:25.300 I didn't know he did it until he went to jail.

06:01:27.800 That's why.

06:01:29.140 Like, that's when I knew.

06:01:30.080 Okay, let me ask you a question, then.

06:01:31.760 Uh-huh.

06:01:33.040 Did you still talk to him after he got out of jail?

06:01:35.680 No.

06:01:36.400 Did you talk to him while he was in jail?

06:01:38.020 No.

06:01:38.500 I'm not them woman, okay?

06:01:39.600 I am not loyal to a man in jail.

06:01:41.380 I'm sorry.

06:01:42.040 Okay.

06:01:42.440 No offense.

06:01:44.960 But I'm not.

06:01:45.640 I mean, he just, he just, you know, stole U-Haul trucks, and we rode around them.

06:01:51.420 Well, that's all.

06:01:51.880 In downtown, in the south side of Chicago, so.

06:01:54.180 Why did you want to fucking ride around in a U-Haul in Chicago?

06:01:58.320 Why?

06:01:59.460 I thought it would be.

06:02:00.380 Hey, baby, you want to get my U-Haul?

06:02:02.220 Go for a ride.

06:02:03.680 I thought I was sure, Ken.

06:02:04.280 I got some furniture back there we can get that.

06:02:06.680 What the fuck?

06:02:08.540 I literally thought it was for, like, the fun of it, but, like, he kept stealing so many

06:02:13.300 U-Hauls, and it's just, like, I have to know the number.

06:02:16.520 I have to know how many he stole.

06:02:17.840 I think he stole, like, five from the time I met him.

06:02:20.900 How many of them did you ride in with him?

06:02:23.420 Just two out of the five.

06:02:26.260 The Chicago PD sucks if he stole five U-Hauls before he got caught.

06:02:30.560 They suck in general.

06:02:31.860 They do.

06:02:32.700 Yeah, yeah.

06:02:33.520 That's crazy.

06:02:33.940 So, you basically cruised around in 30% of his stolen property.

06:02:37.560 Pretty much, but, like...

06:02:39.540 This is all alleged, by the way, in case the police are watching.

06:02:43.040 She's not an accessory to this thing.

06:02:44.340 I've got...

06:02:44.840 Yeah, I'm not.

06:02:45.440 This is all a joke.

06:02:46.100 Do not call the police on me.

06:02:47.140 Allegedly.

06:02:49.240 But, yeah, he just...

06:02:50.620 We just rode around in U-Haul trucks, and he, like, smoked it.

06:02:53.860 So, was the allure that the truck was stolen?

06:02:57.260 No!

06:02:58.320 The allure was...

06:03:00.000 The allure was...

06:03:03.180 The allure was, well, one, he was very, like, very attractive, and two, he put up a good game.

06:03:09.820 And I was like, okay, you're cute.

06:03:12.620 So, I'll get in your U-Haul with you?

06:03:14.320 Yeah!

06:03:15.280 Did you ride in the middle seat?

06:03:16.900 No, I rode in the back.

06:03:18.740 Like, where it was, like, empty.

06:03:19.780 And then she woke up, by yourself?

06:03:23.600 Are you sure this wasn't Stockholm Syndrome?

06:03:25.320 He didn't kidnap you, right?

06:03:26.640 How many people was he hauling in this U-Haul?

06:03:29.620 There was me and another girl.

06:03:33.020 Not like that.

06:03:33.980 Not like that.

06:03:34.700 But, like, he was friends because we were...

06:03:36.680 He was friends with another criminal.

06:03:39.240 Man, I was doing dating all wrong.

06:03:41.480 All I need to do is we're in a U-Haul and be like, hey, baby, you want to get in the back of my U-Haul?

06:03:45.640 And we were just, like, riding out.

06:03:47.640 Yeah, you want to ride in the back of my U-Haul?

06:03:49.660 There's another chick back there.

06:03:51.280 Yeah, she was, like, back there.

06:03:52.440 And I was like, oh, I'll join.

06:03:53.760 And then I just hopped in.

06:03:55.440 I was, you know, I was...

06:03:56.960 Where were you guys sitting?

06:03:58.500 On the floor?

06:03:59.260 No.

06:03:59.500 He couldn't even steal you guys a couch?

06:04:02.740 Something to sit on?

06:04:03.600 No, he didn't have that.

06:04:04.600 He was broke.

06:04:05.760 Did you guys hop-boxes?

06:04:06.540 Well, wait.

06:04:07.080 I would have hop-boxed it.

06:04:07.460 He could steal U-Haul but not a couch?

06:04:08.820 Yeah.

06:04:09.340 What sort of gentleman criminal is this?

06:04:11.620 What a gentleman?

06:04:12.840 I guess not a gentleman criminal at all.

06:04:15.560 Unbelievable.

06:04:16.200 All those red flags.

06:04:17.640 All those toxic masculinity.

06:04:18.960 I just can't believe it.

06:04:20.520 I would never see it coming.

06:04:22.320 Yeah.

06:04:22.700 It kind of sounds fun.

06:04:24.120 Yeah, right.

06:04:24.860 I'm not going to lie.

06:04:25.700 Guys, I know what we're going to do tonight.

06:04:27.380 I like an adventure, so...

06:04:30.820 It was really, really fun.

06:04:31.980 I'm not going to lie to you.

06:04:32.780 That was the best experience that I had thus far.

06:04:35.500 Besides other...

06:04:36.460 Was sitting in the back of a U-Haul.

06:04:39.560 That was stolen.

06:04:40.240 That's all she needs, you guys.

06:04:41.480 While somebody was driving around.

06:04:42.860 She's in a U-Haul.

06:04:43.380 Yeah, because it was just like...

06:04:44.340 This was...

06:04:45.620 At the time, it was dangerous for like...

06:04:47.780 You know, it was like the thrill of it.

06:04:49.100 Like the rush.

06:04:49.740 Like, oh, this could be like in a movie type of ordeal.

06:04:52.500 Yeah, the adrenaline of it.

06:04:53.240 It could have been like a caddy, but no, a U-Haul.

06:04:55.340 Yeah, it was a U-Haul.

06:04:56.300 That's what I'm tipping on.

06:04:57.380 Which was an extra part.

06:04:59.220 There's been occasion in my life where I just have to say I'm the most boring man in the world.

06:05:04.340 Totally okay with it.

06:05:06.440 It's okay, Andrew.

06:05:07.520 Don't worry.

06:05:08.020 I would...

06:05:08.300 I'd rather have boring than...

06:05:10.260 Yes, what a bunch of bullshit.

06:05:11.400 But I really know you wouldn't.

06:05:12.560 I actually...

06:05:12.980 You don't want to drive around the back of a U-Haul.

06:05:15.140 It's unbelievable.

06:05:17.440 Should I get the pickles?

06:05:18.900 Should I still get the pickles?

06:05:20.020 I'm getting the pickles.

06:05:21.560 We haven't gotten the pickles yet?

06:05:22.820 No, I...

06:05:23.760 Can I...

06:05:24.140 Are we allowed to like eat them afterwards?

06:05:25.960 No.

06:05:26.300 After a big strong man opens them for us?

06:05:28.040 Actually, yes, you can eat the pickles.

06:05:30.680 Come to think of it.

06:05:31.220 Do we all get to try to open one?

06:05:33.680 I ordered three jars, so we'll see.

06:05:37.080 Are you going to open?

06:05:37.820 Okay.

06:05:38.080 I think...

06:05:39.740 Okay.

06:05:40.420 You also wanted to talk about interracial dating, but I'm assuming...

06:05:43.900 Because your boyfriend's white or whatever?

06:05:45.500 Yeah, he's white.

06:05:46.620 And people...

06:05:47.460 They stare.

06:05:48.600 Well, he's a Polack.

06:05:49.340 I don't want to...

06:05:50.340 I mean...

06:05:53.020 You and your Polacks.

06:05:55.460 He's like...

06:05:56.220 It's so crazy because like people, especially on social media, they're always like, oh, you're

06:06:00.660 trying to be white.

06:06:01.740 And I'm like, no, I just want to be a Barbie doll.

06:06:03.560 And then they see my white boyfriend and they're like, oh yeah, you really want to be white

06:06:06.860 now.

06:06:07.720 So...

06:06:08.200 Do you tell them he's a Polack though?

06:06:10.080 They know that he's Polish, but they still think that like he's like Amaranian or like

06:06:15.200 Jewish or something because like he doesn't look Polish, if that makes any sense.

06:06:19.540 But like, then again, like I don't really know how Polish people truly look like.

06:06:24.440 But like with him, it's always like people just stare and they're just like...

06:06:30.920 They'll stare for like five seconds at the max.

06:06:32.960 I'm like, what are you staring for?

06:06:33.820 I'm going to switch it up here.

06:06:35.080 All right.

06:06:35.560 Moving to Alexis, 18, you do OnlyFans.

06:06:38.620 I've had, you've had so many unique dating experiences, but the one that you laugh at

06:06:42.760 every time is this crazy dude you were only in the talking stage with, but he swore you

06:06:47.060 guys were dating.

06:06:47.900 He never even asked you to be his girlfriend anyways.

06:06:51.740 He used to want to be on the phone with you 24-7.

06:06:59.700 One hell of a word.

06:07:00.720 She said what she said.

06:07:02.380 Yeah.

06:07:02.740 Do you want to just tell us the brief version?

06:07:04.900 So basically I met this dude.

06:07:06.240 He went to like some juvie school and that should have been my red flag right there to

06:07:12.700 like run away, but I didn't.

06:07:14.600 And you know, like we talked a lot and stuff like that and he swore that we were dating

06:07:19.900 and it was just crazy to me because like, again, never asked me.

06:07:24.940 So like I wouldn't count it, but like he would be on the phone with me all the time and he

06:07:28.960 wanted to do like zoom calls.

06:07:30.160 If his phone died, he would like make me call him on his, on my computer, on his computer

06:07:35.880 so we could do zoom calls.

06:07:36.720 And if I didn't, he would come to my house.

06:07:38.500 Oh.

06:07:38.720 Like literally come to my house, bang on the door and swear that I was like cheating on

06:07:41.720 him or something.

06:07:43.580 Fair point.

06:07:44.220 I did cheat on him before.

06:07:45.920 So.

06:07:47.820 This girl is a serial.

06:07:49.660 We weren't even dating.

06:07:51.660 Oh, so you didn't cheat on him technically.

06:07:53.620 Exactly.

06:07:54.220 Okay.

06:07:54.640 But then, um, so yeah.

06:07:57.020 And then, um, what really got me was because when I tried to end things with him and stop

06:08:02.260 talking to him, he came to my house.

06:08:03.680 I didn't let him in.

06:08:04.780 So he used a butter knife to try and pick my lock at my house.

06:08:09.720 And then when he couldn't get in, I mean, when he did get in, like I was genuinely scared.

06:08:15.280 Like what?

06:08:16.340 So I stayed with him for like a year.

06:08:18.140 Wait, what?

06:08:18.600 I stayed with him for, I stayed with like, I kept talking to him for like a long time,

06:08:23.600 like a year.

06:08:24.200 Because you were fearful like for your life?

06:08:26.140 I wasn't fearful.

06:08:26.980 I was just like, dang, you really like me.

06:08:28.780 Like, you can't even break in my house and stuff, you know?

06:08:31.540 Like, you must really like me.

06:08:34.500 But you said, you said he started crying.

06:08:36.300 You said he started crying.

06:08:37.180 He started crying.

06:08:37.620 Oh yeah, he was crying.

06:08:38.980 He was crying.

06:08:39.840 Okay.

06:08:40.620 But he like, he didn't want to be out of contact with you for longer than 10 minutes.

06:08:45.320 Oh yeah.

06:08:45.840 Yeah.

06:08:46.080 Yeah, like, if I didn't answer the phone, I think he would come to my house.

06:08:50.200 Was he insecure?

06:08:51.660 Very.

06:08:52.240 Okay.

06:08:52.780 Very.

06:08:53.580 Okay.

06:08:54.580 I would be too if you cheated on me.

06:08:56.320 Girl.

06:08:58.120 It was technicality.

06:09:00.020 I ain't cheating if I wasn't with your ass, yo.

06:09:03.100 Now we're going to Tobby's.

06:09:08.040 Tobby's?

06:09:08.640 It's like, Tabby Cat, but like, Tobby's.

06:09:14.100 What?

06:09:14.460 Like, it's cute.

06:09:15.640 Gotcha.

06:09:16.820 And, um, but your name's actually, it's Ruby, right?

06:09:20.180 Or?

06:09:20.560 Yes.

06:09:21.160 That's your real name?

06:09:22.120 Yes.

06:09:22.980 Uh, you said you've gone on so many lame dates.

06:09:26.340 Yes.

06:09:26.700 Uh, one was to Walmart and one guy begging to meet at Kroger.

06:09:31.400 Yes.

06:09:31.820 Oh, wait.

06:09:33.160 Um.

06:09:34.980 Kroger.

06:09:35.960 Okay.

06:09:36.900 So, um, I, I had my dating app phase.

06:09:42.360 That was an era.

06:09:43.560 Like, a really, this was, this was a really short era.

06:09:46.340 Uh, maybe, like, um, half of a month or so.

06:09:50.440 And, um, I would, like, scroll and talk with people, you know, normal dating app things.

06:09:56.820 And I, I went with this one guy.

06:09:59.440 He seemed pretty, pretty alright, pretty promising.

06:10:03.480 And he was like, yeah, I'll, like, take you on a date.

06:10:06.980 And I was like, like, I really want to go on a date and have a dating experience.

06:10:13.780 I, like, have only been on maybe, like, three or four official dates.

06:10:23.960 Hold on.

06:10:25.300 You've, what, if you had to describe your other experiences, how would you describe them?

06:10:36.560 What other experiences, like, when dating versus, like, casual versus, like, official?

06:10:40.880 When you say the word, when you say the word only, it would indicate that your previous experiences with men were what?

06:10:49.420 Like, you'd just go over to their house and have sex with them?

06:10:56.160 Yes.

06:10:57.720 Okay.

06:10:58.840 Got it.

06:10:59.660 Sorry, I was thinking, I was really thinking about the, oh, what, like, do I really consider as, like, a date?

06:11:04.420 Because versus, like, an official date versus, like, not a date.

06:11:07.600 Right.

06:11:07.880 I was thinking about that.

06:11:10.400 Yeah.

06:11:11.600 And, but so you said you wanted to start going on proper dates.

06:11:16.340 Yeah.

06:11:17.420 And I had recently moved in that whole year that, after I graduated, I moved, like, five times.

06:11:25.640 And this was after one of my most recent times moving.

06:11:29.820 And so I was, like, sure, let's, like, try this.

06:11:33.500 And he was, like, I'll take you on a date, girl.

06:11:35.940 Like, do the whole nines.

06:11:38.340 And so I did the whole nines.

06:11:39.820 I got ready.

06:11:41.000 I was really cute.

06:11:42.880 He pulls up.

06:11:45.180 And it's, like, it's a car.

06:11:49.560 It's a car.

06:11:50.400 Oh.

06:11:51.640 It's definitely a vehicle.

06:11:52.880 The thing about the car, though, was once I got in it and was, like, talking with him a bit, his bass speakers, they were sound woofers.

06:12:04.100 Sub woofers?

06:12:05.040 Yeah, sub woofers.

06:12:05.880 Oh, my God.

06:12:06.060 I love this.

06:12:06.440 But the bass was so, so loud.

06:12:11.740 And he was, like, we were trying to yell over it and talk.

06:12:14.980 And, like, my voice kept cracking and breaking.

06:12:18.020 And then at the end of our date when he, like, dropped me off, obviously we went to Walmart.

06:12:25.100 We just, like, walked around.

06:12:27.880 Girl.

06:12:28.280 And he was, like, kissing the book aisle?

06:12:31.520 And I was, like, I don't think so.

06:12:34.900 I don't think so.

06:12:36.880 At least take the lady to Costco.

06:12:38.900 Yeah.

06:12:39.640 Bring in the big bucks.

06:12:41.200 If you could take me on a date to a Walmart and we could have a good time, we can get married tomorrow.

06:12:45.680 Okay.

06:12:45.900 Like, you know, if you can have fun with a guy in a Walmart and, like, you're having a great time, then you can have fun doing anything.

06:12:52.360 I think that's so valid.

06:12:54.000 But this was an experience and not the date that I was hoping for.

06:12:58.780 And we, like, drove around.

06:13:02.960 Honestly, his music was really good.

06:13:04.820 And he loved R&B.

06:13:07.400 And he had a beautiful voice.

06:13:09.260 But, like, once I got home, I was, like, I'm not listening to music on my way to work tomorrow.

06:13:15.100 Like, it's going to be a silent car ride.

06:13:18.620 Wait, what do you mean?

06:13:19.920 Because his subwoofer's bass was so loud that I had the worst headache ever.

06:13:24.620 And, like, my ears were ringing.

06:13:26.340 I see.

06:13:27.200 And so I was, like, no noise for a while.

06:13:31.840 Okay.

06:13:32.300 But you've gone on a bunch of lame dates.

06:13:34.680 Yes.

06:13:35.140 Ones like that where they just, like, because what I thought dating was when I was younger would be, like, at least to, like, both be dressed up cute.

06:13:45.360 And, like, I don't really care about, like, flowers.

06:13:49.840 Sure, opening the door is really nice.

06:13:52.900 Buying the meal is really nice.

06:13:55.240 But to just go to a place like Walmart and walk around versus, like, a park or something where it's more of an engaging and fun experience to do.

06:14:08.060 Which I love casual times with people.

06:14:11.020 Like, I'm a quality time spender person.

06:14:14.920 That's my love language.

06:14:16.160 Quality time is my love language.

06:14:18.400 And so I love hanging out.

06:14:20.280 I love chilling.

06:14:20.960 I love doing errands with people.

06:14:23.140 But as a first date, it definitely was not.

06:14:28.220 Describe the ideal first date for you.

06:14:30.740 Ideal first date.

06:14:32.120 This is my picturesque one.

06:14:33.440 Okay, so we, like, go to the park and have charcuterie and, like, have a cute little photo moment.

06:14:45.280 And then we go and get ice cream.

06:14:48.400 And then, like, at the park we're, like, walking around, you know, the birds are, like, tweet, tweet, tweet.

06:14:53.840 And, like, there's, like, a little dog.

06:14:56.480 And it's, like, just having fun eating a disc of, like, a frisbee.

06:15:02.120 And not, like, not, you're tearing it, like, nom, nom, nom.

06:15:10.360 Like, the dog is just playing with the frisbee.

06:15:12.280 Okay.

06:15:12.820 The dog.

06:15:13.540 The dog.

06:15:13.980 And I eat my for doing it.

06:15:15.980 No, no.

06:15:16.500 Like, like, that's just going on in the scenery.

06:15:18.480 I'm really setting the scene.

06:15:20.200 You really are.

06:15:20.980 I'm setting the scene.

06:15:21.040 I'm there.

06:15:21.500 I'm there.

06:15:21.840 I'm right there with you.

06:15:22.620 I'm right there with you.

06:15:23.620 And then, like, we get ice cream.

06:15:25.840 And then it's gonna be, like, oh, the sun is setting.

06:15:28.920 And then it's going to be, like, oh, the sun is setting.

06:15:33.120 Thank you for the end.

06:15:34.340 We have any stuff.

06:15:36.520 Yeah, so have you ever taken a guy on a date?

06:15:43.080 I.

06:15:46.380 Sounds like a no.

06:15:47.300 I, like, took my most recent one, and we went and did things.

06:15:53.560 I did try and initiate it and try and have planning sort of set up.

06:15:59.300 But other than that, not really, no.

06:16:01.300 Interesting, because earlier you said you paid multiple times, 50-50 on dates.

06:16:06.440 Well, with the one that I'm with right now, and even on times before where I've had friends

06:16:10.840 with benefits, and we, like, get something to eat, like a pizza or something, I've split

06:16:15.360 before.

06:16:15.880 Wait, you said you're single.

06:16:18.680 I said I was talking to.

06:16:21.760 You said you've been single for three years.

06:16:25.280 Do you?

06:16:25.760 Yeah, I've been, like, single and in and out of friends with benefits relationships.

06:16:29.780 How long have you been seeing this current guy?

06:16:32.740 This current one?

06:16:33.600 Since the beginning of October.

06:16:36.020 Right.

06:16:36.160 Did we talk about that?

06:16:36.820 Yeah.

06:16:37.060 Yes.

06:16:37.540 Yeah.

06:16:38.020 I don't remember either.

06:16:38.720 Very strange, though.

06:16:39.640 Where are all these first dates where you paid 50-50?

06:16:42.260 First dates where I paid 50-50.

06:16:46.940 I'd say I've been on, like, for what I consider technical real dates.

06:16:52.540 When I went on them before, it was honestly our parents paying.

06:16:57.420 And then ever since, like, I had gone on sort of dates with my friends with benefits, but,

06:17:03.700 like, it's not, like, my official date.

06:17:07.320 Wait, hold on.

06:17:08.620 You said you recently planned out, but I'm talking about first dates.

06:17:13.300 So, the first date with the current guy that you're seeing, did you pay or did he pay?

06:17:18.020 I offered to, and he was like, no, like, I'm paying for this.

06:17:21.800 We went and got this nice burglar piece.

06:17:23.800 So, you've never actually paid for a first date?

06:17:27.760 I guess in technicalities, no, but I have offered all the time ever since.

06:17:33.400 Like, it's not really a technicality.

06:17:36.420 You just haven't ever paid on a first date, right?

06:17:39.260 Yeah.

06:17:39.620 It's not super technical.

06:17:41.700 Just either you've paid for the date.

06:17:43.320 Yeah, you're right.

06:17:44.140 You're right.

06:17:44.680 Yeah.

06:17:44.840 But also, so, here's my dilemma with this, is that you said that you also have experiences

06:17:52.420 where the men on these dating apps would say, come over, and you would, and you would immediately

06:17:59.120 fuck them.

06:18:00.220 So, like, other men, why should other men put in effort when you've just gone over to men's

06:18:07.300 houses and fucked them right away?

06:18:08.820 It depends on what the other person is wanting.

06:18:15.220 When I was with, when I was talking with these people before, I said explicitly, like, let's

06:18:19.840 go on a date versus let's go hook up.

06:18:22.280 Can you go down and grab the pickles?

06:18:26.320 Pickles.

06:18:26.640 The pickles.

06:18:27.460 Pickles.

06:18:28.120 Pickles.

06:18:30.540 Yeah.

06:18:31.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

06:18:31.860 Yeah.

06:18:32.400 This is so important.

06:18:34.240 Sorry.

06:18:34.900 So, go ahead.

06:18:35.360 Go ahead.

06:18:35.640 Go ahead.

06:18:35.880 It's going to be Indiana Trolls and the Jar of Doom this evening.

06:18:40.020 But anyway, go ahead.

06:18:40.700 Indiana Trolls.

06:18:41.380 In the times before, I would be like, I want to go on a date.

06:18:44.920 This is, I'm, like, on Tinder before versus, like, short-term fun, blah, blah, blah.

06:18:50.240 I would be, like, either more promiscuous if it was just for hooking up or, like, let's

06:18:55.640 go on a date.

06:18:56.280 Let's just try and have fun and go on a date.

06:18:58.600 And so, when I said, let's go on a date, I didn't think it would be warmer.

06:19:03.700 Oh.

06:19:04.600 But, like, I don't understand.

06:19:06.460 It would occur to me that, I mean, you personally don't find some of these dates, like, appealing

06:19:12.240 or the guy picked you up in a shitty car or whatever.

06:19:15.640 No, I didn't hate the car.

06:19:16.280 I mean, isn't that a greater deal of effort that's been expended by the man than just being

06:19:22.240 like, hey, come over, let's fuck?

06:19:25.400 It's just, like, you have had those experiences.

06:19:29.320 I'm just.

06:19:31.020 Like, try to imagine these two parallels.

06:19:35.500 Parallel one, guy you just think is really hot and you're horny one night, so you call

06:19:40.800 him, he comes over, you hook up.

06:19:42.680 Okay.

06:19:43.720 Guy number two, you're dating, you really like him.

06:19:48.000 He finds out by the second date that you've done this with men previously.

06:19:51.580 And you say, but listen, it's not you, I really like you.

06:19:54.600 I was just really horny one night and this guy was hot and I wanted to hook up.

06:19:57.880 Doesn't guy number two feel like shit now?

06:20:00.520 Like, doesn't guy number two go, well, wait a second, what do I get here?

06:20:07.620 I feel like that's, like, an individual case-by-case basis, though.

06:20:11.440 Yeah, and so we're talking about two individual cases.

06:20:13.840 Yeah.

06:20:14.560 Case one, you hook up with a guy within minutes, right, because you just want to.

06:20:19.780 Guy number two, you don't, right?

06:20:21.880 Guy number two wants to hook up, but you're making him wait, right?

06:20:25.480 Whatever reason, you're making him wait.

06:20:28.460 You say to him, somehow this comes up as a topic of conversation, you tell him about guy

06:20:33.740 number one.

06:20:34.940 How would that not make guy number two feel like total shit?

06:20:37.600 He definitely would feel like total shit.

06:20:40.180 If I were guy number two, I would be so sad badge.

06:20:43.020 I'd be like, why doesn't she want me?

06:20:44.920 Exactly.

06:20:45.540 I did, I don't, I'm sorry, not to butt in, but also to butt in.

06:20:47.880 I feel like if they wanted you for more than just your body, like, you should feel better

06:20:51.300 about that.

06:20:51.920 Because the one night stand would probably do it for one night stands.

06:20:55.060 They like your head, too.

06:20:55.900 Yeah, baby, you're right.

06:20:56.840 You know, I just, I only give my body to men I hate.

06:20:59.960 No, not even that, but like one night stands.

06:21:01.760 Oh, you know what, that's fair, sweetheart, you're right, you know, you only give your

06:21:05.200 body to men you hate, that's fair.

06:21:07.420 Like, imagine that, imagine it, though.

06:21:10.200 I am, I am imagining it, but I, like, personally, like, I would feel better if a man wanted to

06:21:13.880 wait to have sex with me until, like, we've had an actual connection.

06:21:17.060 No, no, no, it's not about you.

06:21:17.880 We're talking about the man.

06:21:19.040 Yeah, well, I don't know.

06:21:20.220 We're not talking about how you feel.

06:21:21.200 She doesn't know what men think.

06:21:22.200 We're not talking about how, we're not talking about how you feel.

06:21:24.380 We're talking about how a man would feel knowing that you had other men you had sex

06:21:29.240 with.

06:21:29.680 Knock it off.

06:21:30.400 Right?

06:21:30.760 That you had other men you had sex with.

06:21:32.760 And then you made him wait.

06:21:34.660 I have no idea how a man would feel.

06:21:36.340 How do you think he would feel?

06:21:39.880 I just, I have no idea.

06:21:41.340 You have no idea.

06:21:42.180 I would, I would imagine a man would feel better about himself.

06:21:44.860 What about you?

06:21:45.540 How would you feel in that situation?

06:21:47.540 Of course, I'd be like, oh, you fucked this other dude upon minutes of meeting him because

06:21:54.140 you were horny one night, but you want me to wait.

06:21:57.300 That would make no sense.

06:21:59.220 That would make me think, wow, you really like that guy and must really not like me very

06:22:05.020 much.

06:22:06.220 I can, I can put it in a way.

06:22:07.900 Hang on, hang on.

06:22:09.180 Is the light bulb, I feel like there's a light bulb.

06:22:11.820 And it's like, it's like about to just ding and the whole room is going to get illuminated.

06:22:18.040 I mean, it really depends on the guy though.

06:22:24.840 I mean, for you, you would say like you would feel pretty shitty.

06:22:28.480 You would say that.

06:22:29.480 Every guy on planet earth would feel shitty.

06:22:31.080 Brian, would you feel, would you feel shitty if you found out that so-and-so, the girl that

06:22:36.920 you were talking to or whatever, she had sex with another guy, but she wanted you to wait.

06:22:41.040 How would you feel about it?

06:22:42.480 Yeah, that's dog shit.

06:22:43.860 That's his, it's, it's actually his argument.

06:22:47.460 Oh, that's, oh, right.

06:22:48.800 It's his argument.

06:22:52.300 Okay.

06:22:52.980 Okay.

06:22:53.640 But I mean, let me ask you, let me ask you the same question in reverse.

06:22:57.300 The guy's like, oh yeah, baby, this chick just came down and I, you know, I just wanted

06:23:02.520 to fuck her.

06:23:03.300 That's all.

06:23:03.940 But you, I really like you.

06:23:05.920 So we need to take it slow.

06:23:08.460 Well, the past is in the past and I'm the future.

06:23:10.840 All right.

06:23:11.020 She's not, it's not worth engaging with her.

06:23:13.080 I'm confused.

06:23:14.360 But she wanted to say something.

06:23:15.120 Oh, I was just going to say, I'm just like, going to say that women also can feel this

06:23:20.300 in like the way of like, for me, I don't like doing one night stands.

06:23:25.020 I want a relationship.

06:23:26.860 Generally, I want to date until I can kind of feel if this is going to be serious and

06:23:31.360 I don't want to be intimate with someone until I know that that's the page you're on.

06:23:34.020 But guys, a lot of guys I know, they want, they expect that they don't want to, they need

06:23:40.080 to have sex with you to see if they want to be in a relationship with you.

06:23:42.660 But in general, the same guy who's saying, I'm not ready for a relationship could date

06:23:46.700 the next girl like that.

06:23:48.900 You know, does that make sense?

06:23:50.820 Yeah.

06:23:51.040 Well, so I do think that makes sense.

06:23:54.540 I didn't even understand it, but, but I'm trying to.

06:23:58.380 I think she's saying that she would probably feel.

06:24:00.360 So I'm just saying that there's also like women also can feel like you're talking about

06:24:03.840 men and how men feel.

06:24:05.040 No, I know what you're saying.

06:24:05.980 I'm just saying women go through this thing as well, where men look at them like they're

06:24:08.740 just a piece of ass and not a relationship.

06:24:11.160 Why don't I, tell me if this is what, what's going on.

06:24:13.540 Okay.

06:24:13.740 So let's say you were dating a guy for like a year, but it was kind of a situationship

06:24:17.920 and he was like, you know, I'm just kind of like, I don't, I'm not sure what I want

06:24:22.160 right now.

06:24:22.620 Like you're really great, but you know, I just want to take things slow.

06:24:25.980 So I'm not going to point in my life where I'm ready for long-term relationship.

06:24:31.300 You guys break up two weeks later, he's engaged to another woman.

06:24:36.960 Is that kind of what you're talking about?

06:24:38.860 Not a year.

06:24:39.580 That's a long time to like let some women are in situations.

06:24:43.400 Yeah.

06:24:43.840 But I mean, just like in general, like I've got guys often I've seen with my friends and

06:24:47.860 like, you know, personal experiences, like guys like, Oh, I'm not ready for a relationship.

06:24:51.420 I just want to hook up where I'm just like, I'm good then.

06:24:53.500 Like, you know, but, or they're, they're actively pursuing you and then they're literally in

06:24:57.540 a, they have a whole girlfriend like five days later and it's like on Instagram or something

06:25:02.060 like that.

06:25:02.960 Wait, I'm just, I'm confused because it's like, like you guys always say girls are so

06:25:08.140 confusing, but I'm confused right now about what men want.

06:25:09.940 Cause you don't want a girl to be promiscuous and sleep with you on the first date, but

06:25:12.720 you're going to be mad if she doesn't sleep with you on the first date.

06:25:16.680 I think they're more so like devil's advocate with that.

06:25:20.680 What do men want?

06:25:22.340 Well, it depends on if they're following secular ethics or Christian ethics or some other ethical

06:25:31.360 form.

06:25:32.300 So from Brian's perspective, it makes total sense to me.

06:25:36.020 He says, okay, if you're willing to sleep with a dude, the first night you meet him,

06:25:44.400 but you want to make me wait, that's basically signaling to me that you don't want me.

06:25:48.960 I can't argue with that.

06:25:51.960 I don't know how to argue with that because how else could it make you feel?

06:25:57.380 Like they crave something more meaningful than just intimacy.

06:26:01.100 But okay.

06:26:02.060 So here, let me frame it.

06:26:03.580 If it's more meaningful though, why would you give the intimacy to the guy who it wasn't

06:26:08.080 meaningful with?

06:26:09.520 Yeah.

06:26:09.660 It's like you, that's counterintuitive.

06:26:12.580 I feel like you said it yourself though, in this hypothetical, the girl's horny.

06:26:15.600 Yeah.

06:26:15.880 Just like a guy's horny.

06:26:17.040 Yeah.

06:26:17.280 Just like a guy's horny.

06:26:17.660 So the assumption is that now Brian doesn't make you horny.

06:26:21.000 Right?

06:26:21.440 In this hypothetical.

06:26:23.060 You know what?

06:26:24.140 That makes sense a little bit, but not a lot, but a little bit.

06:26:26.800 For sure.

06:26:27.140 Because when you question, you'd be like, what's wrong with me?

06:26:29.140 Why can't you have sex with me?

06:26:30.720 That would be the point.

06:26:33.320 That would fuck with my head, honestly.

06:26:35.340 How about this?

06:26:38.540 So imagine a guy who introduced his friends, family, spends quality long romantic dates,

06:26:48.920 revealed his emotional side with girls he just wanted to smash, but with girls he saw

06:26:55.100 long-term potential.

06:26:57.180 He just booty called them.

06:26:58.900 He left straight away afterwards.

06:27:00.720 Like that's, that's the difference.

06:27:05.700 Does that make sense?

06:27:06.860 No.

06:27:07.360 Not at all.

06:27:08.400 That was pretty much saying what I'm saying.

06:27:10.320 You're kind of agreeing with me.

06:27:11.920 The reason it doesn't make sense is Brian's point.

06:27:15.180 So he's giving you the reverse.

06:27:17.220 Yeah, but the reverse is my point.

06:27:18.420 He says, would it make sense, would it make sense in the reverse if a guy wanted a long-term

06:27:24.220 commitment with you, but then just did a booty call and then never talked to you again?

06:27:27.900 That makes no sense, right?

06:27:28.760 Exactly.

06:27:29.200 So the person that I might booty call, I don't want a long-term commitment with, but so when

06:27:32.780 I'm getting to know, I would.

06:27:34.640 Yeah, right.

06:27:35.660 That's the point, though.

06:27:36.700 Wait, wait.

06:27:37.280 I don't, wait.

06:27:37.940 I think I messed up.

06:27:39.180 I messed up.

06:27:39.620 I messed up.

06:27:39.960 I wanted to give you like, okay, it's like.

06:27:42.540 Well, I'm not a man, so I feel like at the end of the day, it doesn't really matter what

06:27:45.300 I would think about it.

06:27:46.100 Yeah, it's really up to you guys.

06:27:48.300 You can't, you can't put yourself in the shoes of the opposite.

06:27:52.340 I'm really trying.

06:27:53.640 I'm really trying.

06:27:54.760 Can you put your shoes in the, in ours?

06:27:56.780 Yeah.

06:27:57.560 Okay.

06:27:57.760 Because like, as a woman, like, like, like you said, like every woman could get sex if

06:28:00.540 she wanted to.

06:28:01.180 Yeah.

06:28:01.360 So like, what do you, do you feel that the man would be disrespecting the woman if he

06:28:04.680 agreed to have sex with her on the first date?

06:28:07.440 Like.

06:28:07.900 That's a separate conversation.

06:28:09.380 No, but I mean like not really, though.

06:28:10.020 But just to answer very quickly, right?

06:28:12.400 From my ethical purview, yes.

06:28:14.320 So then that's not the kind of man that you'd want to be seeing long-term if they agree to

06:28:17.640 have sex with you on the first date.

06:28:18.620 Yeah.

06:28:18.720 If they'd rather wait for you, then that sounds like a long-term partner.

06:28:20.840 It does, but we still come into the same conundrum.

06:28:24.120 Okay.

06:28:24.420 So the problem is, sure, I agree with you that, let's say a woman propositioned a man

06:28:31.680 and he's following Christian ethics, he should turn it down.

06:28:35.560 Sure.

06:28:36.580 But then in that case, a man probably wouldn't want to be with that woman.

06:28:38.780 But it really has nothing to do with the idea of a man, let's say he's a Christian man,

06:28:42.560 he's dating a woman, okay?

06:28:44.420 She reveals to him that she wanted to have sex with these two previous men to him, but

06:28:52.300 now she wants him to wait, right?

06:28:54.560 It's still the same conundrum either way.

06:28:56.740 It's still going to make him feel like shit either way.

06:28:59.440 Well, that sucks that his feelings got hurt.

06:29:01.840 Yeah, because I was like, why would you allow that to happen?

06:29:03.940 I feel like the woman probably wouldn't also tell him.

06:29:06.420 Yeah.

06:29:06.900 Yeah, but how does that make it better?

06:29:09.240 The less you know, the better, baby.

06:29:11.140 Right.

06:29:11.780 I feel like if anything that makes it worse, what if he finds out?

06:29:13.980 Share your feelings.

06:29:15.740 And then you break down.

06:29:16.280 I want you to be in touch with your emotional side.

06:29:18.620 I want you to open up to me.

06:29:20.100 I ain't telling you fucking shit.

06:29:22.300 But that's different.

06:29:23.400 It's about...

06:29:23.640 Oh, it's different.

06:29:24.560 Yeah.

06:29:25.520 Yeah.

06:29:26.100 Because when you show something which is vulnerable, it can be weaponized.

06:29:29.520 But when a man shows something vulnerable, it's the same thing.

06:29:32.080 It can also be weaponized.

06:29:33.340 Well, ideally, I don't...

06:29:34.140 I mean, I don't...

06:29:34.820 The thing about this hypothetical is that that's just not something that I would do.

06:29:37.800 This isn't that hypothetical.

06:29:39.780 I call this phenomenon faking virtue.

06:29:42.540 So the idea is that they don't care.

06:29:44.780 The woman doesn't care.

06:29:45.560 She would sleep with the guy the first night if she thought that he wanted that.

06:29:51.820 If that would lead to the long-term relationship, she would do that.

06:29:55.140 Because she thinks that he has virtue and does not want a woman who is promiscuous, she will fake the virtue by making him wait.

06:30:04.580 Okay.

06:30:05.700 Okay.

06:30:06.380 Yeah.

06:30:06.540 This happens all the time, by the way.

06:30:11.700 Non-stop.

06:30:12.360 Yeah.

06:30:12.760 Like, this is...

06:30:13.520 It's the most common story I hear on whatever.

06:30:17.240 Super common.

06:30:18.300 Yeah.

06:30:18.560 Do you not understand?

06:30:19.400 You still don't understand?

06:30:20.000 No, I understand.

06:30:20.980 I just...

06:30:21.200 There's nothing I could say at this point.

06:30:22.980 Because I don't necessarily agree.

06:30:24.660 But if I disagreed, you're just going to keep explaining it to me for the 10th time.

06:30:27.260 No, but what do you mean?

06:30:27.660 When you say you disagreed, you disagree that this phenomenon exists?

06:30:31.220 No, no, no.

06:30:31.600 I think...

06:30:32.080 I'm sure it completely exists.

06:30:33.220 I'm sure it completely exists.

06:30:33.980 But I'm sure that there's different intention behind it than just faking virtue.

06:30:37.360 Like...

06:30:37.520 What would the intention be?

06:30:38.820 Like, I don't think that...

06:30:40.340 Like, if I didn't have sex with somebody immediately upon a first date, it wouldn't be that I was lying to them that I was virtuous.

06:30:45.700 It would be because of some other reason, probably.

06:30:47.920 But wait, I actually agree.

06:30:49.620 That could be the case.

06:30:51.060 But most of the time...

06:30:52.300 That's not the situation we're talking about.

06:30:54.520 The situation specifically we're talking about is if the woman ordinarily would sleep with this guy,

06:31:00.840 but thinks if she does, that could in some way diminish his interest in her.

06:31:07.500 Okay?

06:31:08.120 So she doesn't, even though she wants to.

06:31:11.460 He, right?

06:31:12.660 At that point, she's tailoring her virtue to him.

06:31:15.000 Okay.

06:31:15.480 Okay.

06:31:15.920 Yeah?

06:31:16.380 That's a...

06:31:16.980 That explanation made so much more sense.

06:31:19.560 Yeah.

06:31:19.840 Yeah.

06:31:20.080 And does this not happen all the time?

06:31:22.000 I'm sure it does, yeah.

06:31:22.800 Then that's faking virtue.

06:31:25.220 Okay.

06:31:26.500 What if when...

06:31:27.940 I'm just curious on your thoughts about this.

06:31:29.680 Is that just me?

06:31:33.380 When men...

06:31:34.360 Does anybody smell anything?

06:31:36.600 Yeah, I smell anything.

06:31:39.300 I thought I was having a stroke for a second.

06:31:41.360 Apparently that's a sign.

06:31:44.560 Oh, I smell it now.

06:31:47.100 Maybe something back.

06:31:48.100 Are we all having a stroke?

06:31:50.220 After that conversation, maybe.

06:31:51.680 Yeah.

06:31:53.120 I mean, there's cigarettes.

06:31:54.760 No, I don't know.

06:31:55.820 No, it's not.

06:31:56.340 It's not cigarettes.

06:31:57.140 It smells like burning plastic.

06:31:58.920 Yeah.

06:31:59.680 Did you microwave the pizza?

06:32:03.240 What?

06:32:03.800 Oh, my God.

06:32:04.480 It's like burning.

06:32:09.200 Someone's like, what's going on?

06:32:13.200 Yeah.

06:32:13.940 Oh, I feel it now.

06:32:17.020 Now that you say it, though, like...

06:32:18.640 I know.

06:32:18.880 I'm sorry, guys.

06:32:19.460 Sorry.

06:32:19.680 I'm sorry.

06:32:20.840 No, I'm like looking for smoke.

06:32:22.320 I know.

06:32:22.500 Until we see fire, we're fine.

06:32:23.940 We're chill.

06:32:24.320 So when men, and again, this is all, you know, men can, women can do the same thing that you're

06:32:31.720 accusing, or men can do the same thing that women.

06:32:34.140 So I'm not saying that only women, or men do this.

06:32:36.360 But a lot of guys lie to women to get laid in the aspect of like...

06:32:42.760 Faking virtue.

06:32:43.700 Exactly.

06:32:44.200 So I'm just proving the point of, hey, if you...

06:32:46.440 Hey, I actually really like you.

06:32:47.720 I told my family about you.

06:32:49.220 Like, I want a relationship with you while you're...

06:32:51.000 Sure.

06:32:51.040 But in your values, I want to wait.

06:32:53.340 And you know, you want to wait till like the fourth or whatever, you're ready, hypothetically

06:32:56.520 speaking.

06:32:57.280 And a guy's like, fakes it because he knows you want a relationship just to get you in bed

06:33:01.820 and then ghost you.

06:33:03.140 Like, how about that speaking?

06:33:04.240 I don't dispute that men fake virtue to get laid.

06:33:06.960 There's no doubt.

06:33:08.160 Okay?

06:33:08.740 Men will tell all sorts of tall tales, everything in between, so that they can get a piece.

06:33:14.200 Okay?

06:33:15.000 I mean, I even saw this in high school.

06:33:16.860 Like, it happens.

06:33:18.060 There's no doubt that it happens.

06:33:19.680 But specifically here, we're just talking about this situation of the idea of what happens

06:33:25.360 when you're a man, you're talking to a woman, you like her, she likes you back.

06:33:30.780 Like, she sees that you have some sort of like higher ethic or virtue.

06:33:36.780 In this virtue, you say, ah, you know, I'm not looking for a woman who's highly promiscuous,

06:33:43.220 things like this.

06:33:43.860 All the things you may talk about on a first date or even before you go on the first date.

06:33:48.280 So the woman tailors her behavior to that because...

06:33:53.100 You see what I'm saying?

06:33:53.900 I just wanted your opinions on that.

06:33:55.800 That's all.

06:33:56.320 Yeah.

06:33:56.680 I understand what you're saying.

06:33:57.520 Of course both sexes can fake virtue.

06:33:59.320 But this is one, I can't get past this hypothetical with Brian.

06:34:03.700 This is, it's an actual problem.

06:34:06.000 We argue about this constantly.

06:34:07.440 The two of you.

06:34:07.920 Yeah.

06:34:08.220 Okay.

06:34:08.580 Yeah.

06:34:08.820 We argue about it constantly.

06:34:10.640 Yeah, he looks mad.

06:34:11.720 So I follow Christian ethics.

06:34:13.480 Brian's not a Christian.

06:34:14.420 He follows secular ethics.

06:34:15.600 Though he does have like an informed ethical belief from Christianity.

06:34:19.720 It's still secular ethics.

06:34:20.920 He says, man, that shit's unfair, Andrew.

06:34:23.160 It's fucking unfair that a woman will sleep with three dudes before me, let's say, hypothetically, on the first date.

06:34:32.300 But then when it comes to me, she goes, well, I really like you, so I don't want to.

06:34:37.660 Right?

06:34:38.260 How the fuck is that supposed to make him feel?

06:34:40.380 I think there is something really cherishable about not getting immediately to like just that place and enjoying time and spending time together.

06:34:55.780 So, like, if I, if I were the second man and that were me, yes, I'd be sad.

06:35:03.600 But, like, Lucy mentioned earlier.

06:35:06.300 So the man gets to look past it.

06:35:08.580 It's always the, so the, so the answer from women to this always seems to be one of two things.

06:35:14.720 Well, he should look past it.

06:35:16.700 Right?

06:35:17.520 Or, hey, what does he want?

06:35:19.900 Does he want me to sleep with him the first date or doesn't he?

06:35:22.720 And it's like, well, the complexity here really, though, lies with the woman, not with the man.

06:35:29.240 The man could be very virtuous and doesn't expect any woman to be promiscuous with him, but does like a woman who has been promiscuous.

06:35:37.520 How does that, how is that fair to him, though?

06:35:40.780 It's called having communication between two people.

06:35:43.560 Well, you're communicating, though.

06:35:43.880 It's like, do you both want to do it?

06:35:45.240 You're communicating, but you have to resolve the issue.

06:35:47.680 And the issue is, is like, okay, you know what?

06:35:49.980 I want to bang now.

06:35:51.080 Oh, but honey, that doesn't follow your ethics.

06:35:53.720 If it did, I would do it totally.

06:35:56.320 Right?

06:35:57.000 It like, it puts him in a catch-22.

06:35:59.760 What, what differences in this, like, do you guys see?

06:36:03.740 Like, why do you guys have arguments about this?

06:36:06.460 What's the main conflict among you?

06:36:08.380 It just comes from, it just comes from an ethical purview.

06:36:10.940 Okay.

06:36:11.380 Okay.

06:36:11.540 So I follow Christian ethics.

06:36:13.140 So I don't think you should be sleeping with anybody until you're married with them.

06:36:16.880 Period.

06:36:17.460 Period.

06:36:17.740 Right, right.

06:36:18.260 But he follows a different form of ethics.

06:36:22.100 He doesn't, he doesn't think sex outside of marriage is problematic.

06:36:25.260 So if that's the case, he's just looking at it from a purely pragmatic point of view.

06:36:30.340 You fucked the last two dudes immediately, or the last one immediately.

06:36:35.680 But I have to wait?

06:36:37.080 Why?

06:36:37.580 What's wrong with me?

06:36:39.120 So what's the answer?

06:36:40.880 I don't think anything's wrong with him.

06:36:43.000 Right.

06:36:43.880 Nothing's wrong with him.

06:36:44.900 Like, it could potentially be an indicator.

06:36:47.980 I mean, I also don't think it's a woman's fault if a guy lies to her to get laid.

06:36:51.840 You know what I mean?

06:36:52.280 Like, it's, if someone lies to you, or like, they act different.

06:36:54.960 Yeah, but you're just, what about the mendoing?

06:36:57.020 It's like, we already know about the mendo.

06:36:59.060 It's literally not even the topic.

06:37:00.500 Yeah.

06:37:00.760 We already know about the mendo.

06:37:02.360 We know that the men are, there's men who are shitbags and do this and blah, blah.

06:37:05.640 Well, how do you reconcile this from the woman's aspect?

06:37:10.560 I mean, I think if she, it sounds like she might like you more.

06:37:13.680 Sounds like she might like you more than, like, maybe she, yeah, she does maybe think

06:37:17.460 you have higher standards.

06:37:18.500 So, I mean, where you could get mad about it, I think her intentions, it sounds like,

06:37:23.320 is that she just genuinely likes you and wants you to get to know her instead of seeing

06:37:26.880 her as like a body or something.

06:37:29.080 But she's faking virtue.

06:37:30.060 I agree.

06:37:30.560 I'm saying yes.

06:37:31.600 Yes.

06:37:32.240 So this would be a huge red flag indication.

06:37:34.540 It should be, yes.

06:37:37.100 And then also, I mean, if you, like, if you're the guy in this situation and you're like,

06:37:41.500 no, I actually do want a long-term relationship, but I also want to like hook up now.

06:37:45.440 And then she, then she's also doubles down and is like, no, it's just kind of a ridiculous,

06:37:52.480 it's a totally ridiculous situation.

06:37:55.160 And it's ridiculous kind of from a, a bird's eye view of the entire situation because the,

06:38:02.300 the strange part is you'll say, oh, those other guys I dated, it was, I didn't really

06:38:09.060 care about them.

06:38:10.100 It was just casual.

06:38:11.920 They were just fuck buddies.

06:38:14.020 It was just a fuck boy, a jerk, asshole, whatever.

06:38:16.620 But you're like this great guy.

06:38:18.540 I want the relationship with you.

06:38:22.360 Shouldn't you, I don't, I don't view sex as, as a reward, but just the simplest way of

06:38:27.960 kind of wrapping my head around it.

06:38:30.000 Ought you not reward the guy who's most deserving of a relationship?

06:38:34.420 So you withhold, of sex, so you withhold sex from the guy who's most deserving of it and

06:38:42.300 you give sex to like scumbag piece of shit men?

06:38:46.720 That literally makes no sense and it ties into the conversation we were having earlier where

06:38:52.180 men will see like, okay, treating, does treating women well result in me like getting what I want,

06:39:00.100 in this case, sex, like, no, she's giving sex to the fuck boys, the jerks, the assholes.

06:39:06.180 And it's just like this totally kind of mind fuck, uh, especially for young men where they're

06:39:11.740 like, okay, you say you want to be treated well.

06:39:15.900 You're like complaining about all these abusive men, but you're giving sex, this cherished thing

06:39:22.000 to the abusive men.

06:39:24.080 Right.

06:39:24.200 And it's super, it's really confusing and you're essentially, I don't think most men

06:39:29.900 are not going to do the trade-off of, eh, I'm not going to become like a piece of shit

06:39:33.900 for pussy.

06:39:35.060 Some men do though.

06:39:36.140 Some men are like, oh, this is what women respond to.

06:39:38.720 Okay.

06:39:39.100 I'll just become a piece of shit.

06:39:41.560 I don't think that's the path that they should take, but like, that's the path some men take.

06:39:45.540 Um, so you're almost rewarding.

06:39:47.040 Like you're almost, uh, what's the word for it?

06:39:49.540 You're, um.

06:39:50.560 Perpetuating.

06:39:51.180 Not perpetuating, but you're.

06:39:53.320 Encouraging.

06:39:54.000 It's.

06:39:55.640 Accelerating.

06:39:56.400 A synonym of, it's like a synonym of that, uh, what's enabling.

06:40:01.640 You're almost enabling men to like be pieces of shit.

06:40:06.080 Demanding.

06:40:06.680 In fact, in many ways it's demanding it.

06:40:10.120 It's like, if you're going to curtail it to the market, then what's the incentive of

06:40:13.880 a man to even be virtuous?

06:40:15.540 But is his ultimatum or his motive is just to lay you in bed?

06:40:19.840 No.

06:40:20.360 In fact, that's the opposite.

06:40:21.900 Okay.

06:40:22.280 But if he's virtuous, you would assume he's looking for a woman with virtue.

06:40:27.400 So if the woman is tailoring the virtue to the man who has virtue and he, he figures this

06:40:34.320 out, he's going to get super pissed.

06:40:36.620 Right?

06:40:36.920 So that's the idea here.

06:40:41.540 Yeah.

06:40:42.400 That would be really confusing and difficult as a man.

06:40:46.640 How about this?

06:40:47.200 Have any of you done?

06:40:48.100 This is like a step further even.

06:40:50.200 Um, and there's been a bunch of like Reddit threads on this that we've reacted to.

06:40:53.760 Actually, should we just, I feel like we should just pull it up.

06:40:55.720 I feel like we should do the pickle jar.

06:40:57.080 Well, she's outside.

06:40:59.480 Um, we'll do that in just a second, but I'm going to get something pulled up, Damien, for

06:41:04.060 you to.

06:41:04.500 By the way, we got it.

06:41:05.560 You know, I feel like we got to raise a little bit in super chats for the pickle jar.

06:41:10.180 I feel like, I feel like we got to get to.

06:41:12.260 It was very pricey.

06:41:13.460 Yeah, we got to get, we got to get to $750 for this, uh, pickle jar.

06:41:17.820 Send them in boys.

06:41:18.800 Send them in so that we can watch them struggle with the pickle jar.

06:41:22.500 I want to see it.

06:41:23.680 I do want to see it.

06:41:25.580 I'm trying to.

06:41:26.120 That would be very interesting.

06:41:26.960 Ah, here it is.

06:41:27.580 I'm going to send this to you, Damien.

06:41:30.000 We'll get that pulled up in just a sec.

06:41:31.780 It's something we've reacted to a couple different times.

06:41:34.100 It is interesting though, but it kind of like takes it a step further.

06:41:37.380 But I mean, on this, it's kind of like, it would be kind of like, how about this?

06:41:43.460 A guy who, um, for the girls that he just wanted to like fuck really quickly and never

06:41:51.320 talk to again, like he did the most for those girls.

06:41:54.780 So the girls that he just wanted to have sex with once and then ghost after he took them

06:41:59.300 on like really fancy dinner date, treated them really well, did all the chivalrous stuff,

06:42:03.920 opened the car door for them.

06:42:06.040 Uh, let's see what else he, uh, got them flowers and, um, did all this.

06:42:12.280 And then, but for the girl who like is worthy of a relationship, he does none of that.

06:42:19.660 He'll take you to McDonald's.

06:42:20.940 He'll kind of be a bit aloof.

06:42:22.820 Not really.

06:42:25.240 Sure.

06:42:26.000 Wait, so sure.

06:42:27.020 Sure.

06:42:27.240 Let's say that.

06:42:28.120 Let's say there is not a lot, but let's say there is.

06:42:30.960 Wouldn't that send exactly the opposite signal from your view?

06:42:36.060 It should a hundred percent, but it doesn't, but it's not, I guess the, like would put yourself

06:42:45.060 in the shoes of that woman.

06:42:46.520 So, you know, you find out that not just bird's eye view, but you're going through this experience.

06:42:53.500 This is a guy you really like, and he claims he really likes you, but he's kind of been

06:43:00.600 a bit aloof.

06:43:01.420 He's not really responding to you very quickly.

06:43:04.000 Uh, he's taking you on like really low effort dates or he's just like, uh, just come over

06:43:09.500 and we'll just watch Netflix, whatever.

06:43:12.320 And then you find out that the last three women he dated and there's been no material

06:43:18.280 giving him the sun, the moon and the stars.

06:43:20.580 There's been, there's been no material, no material change whatsoever to his finances,

06:43:26.200 anything like that.

06:43:27.120 But his last three girlfriends, he would take them on trips to Hawaii and he would get,

06:43:33.780 he would, uh, so why are you Burger King girl?

06:43:37.280 Burger King.

06:43:38.300 Yeah.

06:43:38.540 Why are you, why are you a McDonald's girl?

06:43:40.940 No, I'm not.

06:43:42.860 I'm not.

06:43:43.580 I'm not saying you are.

06:43:44.820 Well, you can take me to Petco on a first date.

06:43:46.220 I'm just saying the point is, the point is, is like, if you found out that the pre-

06:43:50.460 Yeah, I'd be pissed.

06:43:51.220 Yeah.

06:43:51.420 You'd be fucking pissed.

06:43:52.420 I'd be pissed.

06:43:53.300 And you would be like, what the fuck is going on here?

06:43:56.100 Like you're, it makes no sense.

06:43:57.360 Yeah.

06:43:57.600 It makes no sense.

06:43:58.140 I'd be pissed.

06:43:58.560 A hundred percent.

06:43:59.320 If I found out the guy that I like is doing, did X, Y, Z for another girl.

06:44:03.840 Yes.

06:44:04.220 And then for me, he's like, meh, here's some McDonald's.

06:44:07.440 But then, but then.

06:44:08.280 What about my McDonald's?

06:44:09.180 Hold on.

06:44:09.440 What about my McDonald's?

06:44:10.560 Can we split it?

06:44:11.260 But then when you confront him about this, he's like, no, no, no, no.

06:44:15.740 You don't understand.

06:44:17.080 I really, really like you.

06:44:19.160 It's like the games for me.

06:44:20.140 They didn't matter.

06:44:21.280 It's the games.

06:44:21.880 They didn't matter.

06:44:23.120 We're all just playing games with each other.

06:44:24.640 I really, really like you.

06:44:25.260 We're all just playing games with each other.

06:44:26.820 Yeah.

06:44:26.940 Except the difference is, men don't do that.

06:44:30.000 That's such a joke.

06:44:30.760 I'm not saying everyone, but I'm saying like society has kind of turned into like, like

06:44:35.580 when a guy, I'll ask my friends like something hypothetical and they're just like, oh, he's

06:44:39.820 playing hard to get or like, oh, this.

06:44:41.660 And I'm like, but why if he knows I like him, like why, why would we have to play a game?

06:44:45.800 Listen, it's, it's ho-cope.

06:44:47.580 Okay.

06:44:47.840 To be perfectly frank, it's ho-cope.

06:44:50.960 The idea is I fucked a bunch of dudes before you, but now I'm going to tailor my sexuality

06:44:56.280 to your virtue because I really like you.

06:44:58.600 Right.

06:44:59.060 That's ho-cope.

06:45:00.060 Okay.

06:45:00.460 The same way you would see it as the guy, right.

06:45:03.680 He'd be like, dude, you bought this chick flowers and flew her out to, you know, fucking

06:45:07.940 Peru and she didn't even give it up.

06:45:09.580 Nothing.

06:45:10.260 Right.

06:45:10.740 And you're taking me to fucking McDonald's.

06:45:12.780 Like, what are you thinking?

06:45:14.000 You would say the same shit.

06:45:15.280 You'd be like, you're coping.

06:45:16.340 You're coping super hard.

06:45:17.840 Right.

06:45:18.100 I agree with you.

06:45:19.080 Yeah.

06:45:19.340 So, I mean, the whole idea, right into the mic, by the way, the whole idea here is just

06:45:23.780 to say like, look, the choices that you make have significant ramifications on future partnerships.

06:45:32.000 This is one such way we can just demonstrate easily.

06:45:35.860 If a dude did that in reverse, of course, you're going to be like, what the fuck is wrong

06:45:39.600 with this guy?

06:45:40.160 It's a mind fuck for sure.

06:45:41.420 Yeah.

06:45:41.720 Yeah.

06:45:42.180 Yeah.

06:45:43.000 I have a hypothetical for your hypothetical.

06:45:45.080 I want to hear it.

06:45:45.740 Let's hear it.

06:45:46.300 So, say that you are a woman who has been promiscuous before and you've like, you know,

06:45:51.920 has slept with people on first dates and you meet a guy and he's a Christian and he has

06:45:56.720 Christian values and he wants to wait and you think, wow, I really like this guy and

06:46:00.980 I want to be with him.

06:46:01.860 So, I'm willing to wait for him.

06:46:04.300 Do you think that you would still have that same, that guy would still have the same reaction?

06:46:08.040 No.

06:46:08.700 Okay.

06:46:08.980 No, he would be following a different ethical standard.

06:46:12.460 However, the woman could still be faking virtue.

06:46:15.980 But if she decides to change her mind, if she's like, wow, like, I should not.

06:46:19.300 If she has a legitimate change of heart, I don't know how you would be able to tell that,

06:46:22.500 right?

06:46:23.020 But if she had a legitimate change of heart, he may instantly say, great, right?

06:46:28.340 You're following the same ethics, virtues that I am.

06:46:30.540 This is not the case we're talking about though, but I'll, I'll just go ahead and grant this

06:46:35.600 Christians, actually Christian men have to deal with this conundrum all the time.

06:46:39.480 I bet.

06:46:40.120 The idea of, yeah, you have a pretty promiscuous past, but now you're suddenly a Christian when

06:46:48.360 you happen to meet me and like me a lot, right?

06:46:52.240 And I don't have all of these past demons.

06:46:55.620 It's, it's a lot to ask, right?

06:46:57.240 It's a big ask.

06:46:57.940 Well, I only say that because my, my most recent ex was a Christian, is a Christian.

06:47:02.360 And so we waited for, why was he with a vegan?

06:47:06.900 That's bizarre.

06:47:07.840 We had a long history like before then, but we had never like been intimate with each

06:47:11.600 other.

06:47:12.080 And so when we started dating, we waited for a pretty long time before being intimate with

06:47:17.180 one another.

06:47:17.760 And he knew about my past.

06:47:19.380 He knew that I'd slept with people before, but he wasn't like, oh, why did she sleep with

06:47:23.460 them and not me?

06:47:24.380 Yeah.

06:47:24.800 So it's like, you know, that's the reason I bring that up is because that situation did

06:47:27.620 apply.

06:47:28.080 So there's going to be cases, many cases where Christians end up with women who are

06:47:34.060 promiscuous or end up with women with a checkered past or end up with any number of these different

06:47:39.080 things.

06:47:40.520 They're not going to, they're not going to hold that against you.

06:47:43.940 Right.

06:47:44.360 They're going to hold the false virtue against you.

06:47:46.900 Right.

06:47:47.480 You see what I'm saying?

06:47:48.240 Yeah.

06:47:49.000 The distinction there.

06:47:50.080 Yeah, totally.

06:47:50.660 And so it's like, but in modernity, how does a modern Christian man navigate that?

06:47:55.340 Right.

06:47:55.540 I have no fucking idea and neither do they.

06:47:59.660 Yeah.

06:48:01.120 And then we had that thing to react to.

06:48:03.520 Can we pull that up?

06:48:04.280 Also, let's do Twitch first.

06:48:05.500 Guys, if you're watching, go to twitch.tv slash whatever.

06:48:08.340 Open up another tab.

06:48:09.160 Go to twitch.tv slash whatever.

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06:48:13.020 If you have one, that's twitch.tv slash whatever.

06:48:15.720 Guys, it has been an hour since our last prime sub.

06:48:18.360 If you've got Blunsky, there you go.

06:48:20.700 If you guys can, yeah, we'll get to that in just a sec.

06:48:23.320 No, no, we can't until we get some donos.

06:48:25.580 Oh, okay.

06:48:26.540 I mean.

06:48:27.040 Do we need five?

06:48:28.220 I do.

06:48:28.540 I do want to watch them struggle.

06:48:30.260 I want to watch them struggle.

06:48:30.980 We'll do it for five TTS.

06:48:32.240 I just struggled to open a water bottle cap over there, so I'm kind of nervous.

06:48:34.780 Yeah, I know, but I really want to watch them struggle with this pickle jar.

06:48:38.440 I do.

06:48:39.160 It's kosher?

06:48:39.560 It is.

06:48:40.280 Yes, it's kosher, dear.

06:48:42.400 Yes, kosher, dill spilt.

06:48:44.480 Dill, dill, dill spilt.

06:48:46.360 Kosher.

06:48:46.880 A little too much beer, Andrew.

06:48:48.140 Kosher, dill spears.

06:48:49.100 How much beer did you have?

06:48:51.160 It's hard to say.

06:48:52.540 Say kosher, dill spears three times fast.

06:48:54.900 Kosher, dill spears.

06:48:55.800 Kosher, dill spears.

06:48:56.980 Kosher.

06:48:57.440 It sounds like dill spears.

06:48:57.840 Yeah, you fucked it up.

06:48:59.220 You're coping.

06:49:00.260 You fucked it up.

06:49:01.580 So, guys, twitch.tv slash whatever.

06:49:04.280 Drop us a follow and a prime sub.

06:49:05.960 Yo, Kasude, thank you for the prime.

06:49:08.220 Titan, volume 29.

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06:49:11.100 Guys, drop us a follow and a prime sub.

06:49:12.780 1,200 watching.

06:49:14.140 Guys, can you get us before the end of the stream?

06:49:16.280 We're 130 followers away.

06:49:18.180 Can you guys get us to 98,000 followers over there on Twitch?

06:49:22.380 That's so close.

06:49:23.180 We're super close, guys.

06:49:24.100 I think we can do that.

06:49:25.660 You know, 100.

06:49:27.180 Looking for 100 here.

06:49:29.020 Not much.

06:49:29.740 Okay, all right.

06:49:30.660 Flip a bit.

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06:49:32.620 Okay, so let's react to the thing.

06:49:35.300 We got a reaction related to this.

06:49:36.700 Then we'll move on to the next topic.

06:49:39.880 All right.

06:49:41.400 Lucy Goosey, let me have you read this.

06:49:43.940 I'm unsure if I should tell my boyfriend this information.

06:49:46.980 I've recently gone official with a man I've been dating for a couple months.

06:49:49.780 He's kind, respectful, and considerate, and I really think that he could be the one.

06:49:53.280 But something is eating at me.

06:49:54.600 I wanted to build slowly with this man so he didn't become intimate until after going exclusive.

06:49:59.080 But between the first date and that point, I did see an old friends with benefits a couple times.

06:50:03.760 Back then, I didn't think anything of it as I wasn't exclusive.

06:50:06.360 But I underestimated how much I would care for my boyfriend, and I feel almost like I've cheated on him.

06:50:10.920 Have I done something wrong?

06:50:12.140 And do I need to tell him?

06:50:13.300 Will he end things with me?

06:50:15.880 Update.

06:50:16.640 Scroll down a bit.

06:50:18.000 Yeah, read it.

06:50:18.800 I'm sorry.

06:50:19.140 Update.

06:50:19.580 There was mixed reactions here, but my gut told me I should tell my boyfriend.

06:50:21.980 And he said, sorry, I don't want to be in a relationship with someone who does that.

06:50:25.660 Then he blocked me on everything.

06:50:27.940 Okay, so she asks, have I done something wrong?

06:50:30.340 Do I need to tell him?

06:50:31.340 Will he end things with me?

06:50:32.440 Going around the table, your thoughts on that, if you want to.

06:50:35.400 I don't think so.

06:50:36.180 If she stopped doing that is like when they went exclusive.

06:50:39.180 She underestimated how much she'd like him.

06:50:40.740 She didn't know how it would turn out.

06:50:42.040 You don't think she did anything wrong?

06:50:43.460 Well, no, they weren't together, so how could it be cheating?

06:50:46.360 I think the guy was being a little bit dramatic, but hey, if that's what his standards are.

06:50:49.900 Sure, we'll let everybody answer before we give our response.

06:50:53.280 Personally, from my values, I kind of, for me, it's like I'm not testing them, but just

06:50:58.560 because that's how I am, I'm not going to tell a man he has to be exclusive with me.

06:51:01.700 I kind of expect it.

06:51:02.960 I obviously voice that I'm exclusive, and if I found that out after, and I was falling

06:51:08.280 for this guy and catching feelings, and I was exclusive to him, and I was vocal that

06:51:13.700 I wasn't dating around, and I found out he was sleeping with an old friends with benefits

06:51:17.020 100%.

06:51:17.540 I'd probably break up with him if I found that out.

06:51:21.720 I wouldn't really mind it because with my own way of looking at relationships, like

06:51:28.860 I feel like there needs to be an official communication and title of things being exclusive.

06:51:33.460 If there's not, I feel like it's free.

06:51:35.660 So she didn't do anything wrong?

06:51:36.780 Can you tilt your mic that way?

06:51:37.860 So she didn't do anything wrong, right?

06:51:43.280 No.

06:51:44.000 No?

06:51:44.440 Okay.

06:51:45.880 I disagree.

06:51:47.200 I think she did do something wrong, and that's why she feels guilty for it.

06:51:52.380 Like, why else would you be, like, writing, like, this is, like, this post is just proof

06:51:56.660 that she feels guilty and that she is guilty because she clearly felt bad about it because

06:52:03.520 she did something wrong.

06:52:04.600 Mm-hmm.

06:52:05.460 So...

06:52:06.140 What did she do wrong?

06:52:07.580 She...

06:52:08.260 Well, I don't...

06:52:09.040 I know that they didn't, like...

06:52:10.980 They weren't exclusive or whatever, but if you're talking to someone, you need to make

06:52:16.060 it clear that you're either hooking up or you're, like, dating.

06:52:20.500 You can't just be like, oh, well, I don't know what we are.

06:52:23.620 It's like, that's not how that works.

06:52:25.360 You need to communicate with people.

06:52:27.240 Mm-hmm.

06:52:27.540 That's why these things happen, because they don't communicate, and that's her fault for not

06:52:31.300 communicating that.

06:52:32.100 Mm-hmm.

06:52:32.520 Also, if you think he's the one, then why would you be sleeping with your old friends

06:52:35.760 with benefits?

06:52:36.400 It just doesn't make sense.

06:52:37.540 That's fair.

06:52:38.860 Oh, um, no.

06:52:40.260 I think, like, if they weren't dating and they, like, weren't exclusive, she didn't do anything

06:52:43.900 wrong.

06:52:44.380 Okay.

06:52:45.080 She didn't do anything wrong.

06:52:46.460 Mm-hmm.

06:52:47.200 I think she did something wrong.

06:52:48.720 Okay.

06:52:48.980 What about you?

06:52:50.400 I think she did something wrong.

06:52:51.640 Pull it back up really quick.

06:52:53.100 Okay.

06:52:53.800 Here's what she did wrong.

06:52:55.640 Oh.

06:52:56.460 Y'all are wrong.

06:52:57.620 You guys are just wrong.

06:52:58.740 Sorry.

06:52:59.200 Here, pull it back up.

06:53:00.100 Okay.

06:53:04.820 If you skip to the line where it says, I wanted to build slowly with this man, so we didn't

06:53:10.440 become intimate until after going exclusive.

06:53:14.040 But between the first date and that point, I did see an old friends with benefits a couple

06:53:18.160 of times.

06:53:18.740 I missed that part.

06:53:19.820 That's fucked.

06:53:21.140 That's so fucked.

06:53:22.180 So she told him, she told him, she was virtue signaling, that she wanted to build slowly

06:53:28.760 with him.

06:53:30.480 That's what it was.

06:53:30.740 So essentially, she lied to him.

06:53:32.420 She said, I want to build slowly.

06:53:34.480 Sex is this, like, cherish-a-ble-s-a-ble thing.

06:53:38.520 That really...

06:53:39.520 Cherish-a-size-able.

06:53:40.980 Cherish-a-ble.

06:53:42.680 A chariot.

06:53:43.400 Cher-a-able.

06:53:43.860 Cher-a--able.

06:53:44.680 Cherish-a-ble.

06:53:45.440 Cher-a-able.

06:53:46.440 Cher-a-able.

06:53:47.340 Cherish-a-able.

06:53:48.340 Yes.

06:53:48.860 Yes.

06:53:49.740 Cherish-a-ble.

06:53:50.620 That, yeah.

06:53:51.840 So she wanted to build slowly with this man.

06:53:54.460 So while he was taking her out on dates, and it could have...

06:53:59.580 We don't know all the details, right?

06:54:01.140 Um, but I think it would be fair to say here that he wanted to smash and she was like pumping

06:54:09.540 the brakes. She was pumping the brakes saying, no, no, no, no. Like I want to build slowly.

06:54:16.260 Meanwhile, she friends with benefits who she didn't build slowly with. She was given pussy

06:54:23.620 to this dude while this other sucker was taking her on dates. Do not a little ass out hug at the

06:54:30.960 end of the date, a little kiss on the lips. And then she goes and suck some other dude's cock.

06:54:35.860 But if it's an old friends with benefits, it means it's someone that she's gotten with before.

06:54:39.160 So I wonder if that changed. She still told the guy she, she wanted to build slowly and be

06:54:44.020 exclusive at some point. She told him, but did she, but did she, did they establish a relationship?

06:54:51.060 Did they both together said, okay, no. So yes, there, there was not an overt, there was not a

06:54:57.400 conversation about exclusivity, but yeah, but yeah, you're trying to loophole it, but she

06:55:04.280 said, I want to build slowly, which would imply that she's not fucking another dude while she's

06:55:10.580 dating him. Want, wanting something doesn't necessarily mean like we can want something,

06:55:17.720 but do we get that, that do we get what we want in the end? She did. How does this not make

06:55:23.400 this point? She got both men. Well, she, well, well, she, well, she actually, he broke up

06:55:28.920 with her because she did tell him because she felt guilty. Yeah, but she had both of them

06:55:33.160 at one point. Should she have kept it a secret? Well, but they weren't exclusive. Let me ask

06:55:36.720 you a question. Would you have kept it a secret? Okay. So here's the thing. My thing is if my

06:55:43.640 partner, would you have kept it a secret? Would I've kept it? Well, yes, because it's not, if we're

06:55:48.320 not dating, if we're not dating, they're just not, wait, so we were dating. They were dating. They

06:55:55.900 just weren't like, she said, can you pull it up? Sure. It wasn't technically official is my

06:56:02.520 understanding. Yes. Because hold on, but she clearly communicated that she didn't want to become

06:56:10.100 intimate. I've recently gone. So here's exclusive. Wait, wait, wait. I've recently gone official with

06:56:16.620 a man. I've been dating for a couple of months, indicating that they were like dating for a

06:56:20.940 couple of months, but it had not been official. So they've been court. So she's been courting with

06:56:27.300 him. Yes. But she said, I wanted to build slowly with this man. So we didn't have sex until after

06:56:37.000 going exclusive. So for months, this guy was taking this chick on dates, thinking she was the

06:56:41.840 type of woman to wait for sex. So she was kind of misleading him to some degree. All the while,

06:56:48.500 while she was building slowly and building towards this, like, I guess, a big thing, like this

06:56:54.560 meaningful relationship, she's getting her back blown out by her friends with benefits.

06:57:00.100 Okay. I see where your point is. However, I'm going to disagree because of the thing,

06:57:05.540 the thing I want to say, they've been dating. They've been, he's been courting her. When you're

06:57:10.520 courting, when you're dating somebody and you're, you didn't establish a title with that person,

06:57:15.480 you have free game with whoever you want to be with. Just, just because they went on dates for a

06:57:21.820 couple of months does not negate the fact that he didn't say, will you be my girlfriend? And now in

06:57:26.980 the text, did, did it state in the text that they, she, he asked to be his girlfriend? Wait,

06:57:32.640 it just says that they were dating for a couple months and then they recently went official.

06:57:37.120 Dating. I mean, well, okay. So just to be clear, the argument here is not that she cheated on him.

06:57:41.820 Okay. But argument here is that she, she was like, I made this guy wait months to hit

06:57:49.840 claiming like trying to feign virtue. Meanwhile, she was like getting fucked by her friends with

06:57:56.880 benefits. Yeah. I don't, that's the issue. You don't think it's wrong because it's there.

06:58:01.340 Did you do that to your husband? There's no establishment.

06:58:03.420 No, no, no. Hold on. Did you do that? Did your husband? No, I didn't do that to my husband. Did

06:58:07.040 your husband like hit right away or? No, he talked, he told me first that he was talking to

06:58:10.940 somebody. He came to me, he, before we even started dating and we, before we even started

06:58:14.960 courting with each other, he told me, Hey, I am talking to somebody. If she would have said that

06:58:20.520 to him or to, if she would have said that to the guy in the beginning, then I would be like.

06:58:25.280 But she didn't because it was her choice. She, she chose not to say anything. She chose

06:58:30.660 to lie because she wanted to slowly build. She wanted to manipulate. She was manipulating

06:58:36.760 the situation on purpose. It is 100% manipulation. Yes it is. That's exactly what manipulation

06:58:42.700 is. Calm down baby girl. Cause I'm not trying to. You're frustrating me. I'm just trying to

06:58:51.620 say if he, if they were courting, if they were dating for a couple of months, okay. Dating can

06:58:58.020 mean boyfriend and girlfriend and to your guys' eyes, dating is boyfriend and girlfriend. To me,

06:59:02.360 dating is courting. Okay. If he has not established where boyfriend and girlfriend,

06:59:07.340 then I say she has free game. She does not have to tell him his, her every move on what she does with

06:59:13.080 another man. However, she did feel guilty because she wants, wanted to build that relationship with

06:59:19.800 this man. Let me ask you, can I, can I, can I ask you a question? So, so you, you have this guy that

06:59:26.240 you really like, right? Okay. And he tells you, Hey, like, I don't want to be intimate with you.

06:59:31.700 Like exactly what this situation is. Okay. I don't want to be intimate with you until I have decided

06:59:37.660 that like, you're the one I want to be with. But in order to do that, I got to sleep with this other

06:59:42.340 girl first. How would that make you feel? Well, you can't be with anyone else. And then like,

06:59:46.900 I'm going to, well, who's to, who's to say that the thing about the answer, I want to wait. And

06:59:51.980 like, that means like, I'm not a very, I'm, I'm very holy. I want to wait. And you have to,

06:59:57.860 you have to court me. You have to take me on dates every single weekend, spend your money and your

07:00:01.960 time. And I'm going to make you think that you're courting me and I'm the only person that you're

07:00:05.720 talking to until you get to the point where I, you're, we're in a relationship. But because I

07:00:11.020 really just wanted to hook up with other guys and I was making you wait, I'm going to go hook up

07:00:15.960 with my ex. But doesn't that happen all the time? While I'm telling you and building a relationship

07:00:20.160 with you and someone I think that is, could be my husband and someone I think that is treating me

07:00:25.140 well. Someone who's a really good guy. That's fucked up. But she was court. They were just dating.

07:00:31.060 But saying that you want to build something with someone implies that you're not having sex with

07:00:35.340 other people. Okay. But should, did she, okay. So the thing about it is, was she like with him?

07:00:39.820 Was she with him? Who cares? Who cares? No. That's enough of that logic. Who cares? Why

07:00:44.760 are you asking? No, I'm just asking a question. I'm just asking a simple question because I

07:00:48.340 would just want to understand. Was she at the time effing him while they were dating for a

07:00:53.280 couple of months? No, that's the whole point. Okay. Then that's fair. It's fair. No, because

07:00:57.360 she was making him wait. She was making him wait. Making him wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

07:01:01.840 wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. She's making him earn it while she's literally

07:01:04.820 hooking up with his ex while she thinks he's, could be her husband. And he probably thinks she's not

07:01:09.060 having sex with anyone. She said, we've been dating for a couple of months. To me, dating

07:01:13.560 is bullshit. I can make this so easy. I can make this really easy. Okay. I'm done. I'm

07:01:18.220 done. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Okay. Let me make this really easy. Okay. So here's

07:01:24.940 the scenario. Let's like exit the bird's eye view and go right into like an anecdotal experience.

07:01:32.240 So they're cuddling the, the guy who she's not fucking, they're cuddling. And the guy's

07:01:38.280 like, babe, like, I really like you. Like, I, I want to, I want to have sex. And she says,

07:01:45.000 translate, she lies. And she says, Oh, I'm sorry. I'd like to wait a little longer. Like,

07:01:50.380 I don't do that. Like I, I want to wait while she's banging this other guy. And then hold

07:01:57.060 on, hold on. And then that date wraps up at 9 PM at 10 PM. She goes over to the FWB, the

07:02:05.780 friend with benefits, uh, house. And then she brings him. Well, okay. I'm not going to end

07:02:11.300 up her. She just goes over, walks through the door, goes over to his bed, gets into doggy

07:02:17.360 style. And he just fucks her. You don't think there's anything wrong with that? Did he establish

07:02:23.720 that they were boyfriend and girlfriend? No. Okay. I've already told you. I don't think

07:02:27.340 that that's wrong, but she's okay. Again, she's, she tells him in that date moment. Uh, yeah,

07:02:34.980 I look, I really like you, but I just want to wait longer to like have sex because you know

07:02:43.480 that I just want, you know? Yeah. And then later that night she fucks some dude. Like

07:02:48.620 that's lying. That's so disrespectful. You know what I mean? And that's, you want that

07:02:52.340 to be your husband? That's the man, that's the one. But that's hypothetical though. You're

07:02:56.600 saying this. But this actually happened to this girl. But I'm just, I'm just trying to explain

07:03:00.780 to you guys. She said they've been dating for a couple of months. To me, dating is courtship.

07:03:04.520 I've been trying to say that to you guys. Exactly. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, wait,

07:03:08.680 wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop. Hold on. Courtship. Yes. Ah, courtship, court, ship,

07:03:15.300 chivalry, right? You think a woman fucking another dude while you're courting her, you

07:03:20.120 think she's deserving of courtship? Nah, she's for the streets. She's a fucking 304. Fuck

07:03:28.300 no. You don't, you don't, if you're, hold on. If, if, if you're a girl and you're, you think

07:03:34.780 you deserve courtship and you're getting your guts rearranged by your, some other fucking

07:03:40.400 dude, you're not a lady. You don't get chivalry. You don't get courtship. Back to the streets

07:03:45.860 you go. Period. That's what he ended up doing to her. Is that correct? That's what he ended

07:03:51.780 up doing to her. Yeah, because she did something wrong. But you're talking courtship. You're

07:03:55.120 talking courtship. But you can never know. That's it. You could be dating somebody for a couple

07:03:58.680 of months. Like we can have the, there's a thing called the talking stage. You talk for a guy

07:04:02.460 for three months. Is that technically dating? But if you tell the guy that you want to date

07:04:07.060 him and that you're saving yourself for him for later and then you go fuck some other

07:04:11.440 dude, that's not honest. But my thing, okay, but like that's, then my thing, my question

07:04:16.740 is, because this is what I want to understand, is dating and talking stage the same thing?

07:04:22.500 I think that that's not even the issue that they're trying to bring up. It's more the fact

07:04:25.340 that she was basically misleading him about what her values are. Yes. And I think that it'd be,

07:04:30.460 it would have been one thing if he was saying, I want to wait. And she said, okay, well, I'm

07:04:34.800 going to go get the pleasure from somewhere else. But he wasn't. It was her saying, I

07:04:38.080 want to wait. So it's kind of like, it's just kind of, yeah, it's kind of hypocritical

07:04:43.200 because it's like, you know, it would have been completely one thing if he was the one

07:04:46.400 who was pumping the brakes and she was like, well, you know, I got to get, I'm got to get

07:04:49.380 it done. What about the impression? Like people talk a lot about, oh, we're just in the

07:04:55.040 talking stage. We haven't got to the commitment stage, this and that, but all of that's based

07:04:59.920 around body language signals, what we think, the impressions we give each other. And so it's like,

07:05:06.060 what impression was this guy under? He must've been under the impression that it was leading to

07:05:11.820 something or else, why was this chick guilty to begin with? Why did she feel so guilty? She posted

07:05:16.220 about it to begin with. Thank you. The thing about it is, is like, if, if she were to done

07:05:24.200 this friends with benefits while they were courting each other, I can understand his perspective,

07:05:30.200 like why he didn't want to be in a relationship with her. Well, what's courting first?

07:05:34.620 Courting is, well, I'm sorry. I use, I use old English language. Okay. No, no, no, listen,

07:05:39.640 listen. I just want to know. It's fine to use the word courting. I think courting exists.

07:05:43.800 I just want to know what it means to you. Well, courting to me means like little dates,

07:05:48.260 like taking her out to the movies, walking her in the park, you know, um, doing little

07:05:53.800 fun activities with each other. That's, that's to me, that's courting. So this getting to know

07:05:58.560 you courtship phase that you're doing with this person, it could last months, right? Of course.

07:06:04.000 Do you think that you can give signals and impressions and convey yourself in such a way

07:06:09.220 where you give the other person the impression that you want something significantly more than

07:06:15.400 what's currently happening, even though you don't say it? Well, yeah. Yeah, sure. Our body language,

07:06:20.340 sure. Yeah, of course. And we're using emotional language, this type of thing, right? So it doesn't

07:06:27.260 stand to reason she could have been conveying that to him, right? Which is why she felt guilty enough

07:06:32.840 to make the post to begin with. She also could be conveying that she was in an open market. She

07:06:39.020 was lying though. The post, the post doesn't say anything about her conveying she was in an open

07:06:46.100 market. She says, so let's look at the distinction between a technicality and the impression. Sure.

07:06:53.740 You can say technically, and this is kind of your argument, right? Technically she was in the clear

07:06:59.040 because we hadn't made it official. We hadn't made it what it is, but that doesn't mean that

07:07:03.580 the other person's under that impression. And if the other person was under that impression

07:07:07.880 and then you told them that shit, what do you think they're going to do? Of course.

07:07:11.840 They're going to fucking dump your ass, right? Yeah, of course. Makes you think perhaps the

07:07:16.380 impression she gave was exactly the type of impression that would have got your ass dumped,

07:07:20.420 right? Well, then that's her fault for making that impression not known to him. Like you said,

07:07:26.200 it all stems back to communication. Or maybe she did let that impression get known. That's

07:07:30.160 why he thought that's what was going on. I do have to move it on, but guys, TTS has been

07:07:37.440 lowered to $100. If you want to get $100 TTS in, we have Sarah here. Sarah underscore whatever

07:07:44.880 fan donated $100. Long time view at first time commenter. Chair three, please don't join

07:07:52.780 off. Chair five is trying to manipulate you into it. She will gaslight you on the way home.

07:07:59.200 Deep down, you know you don't want this. Yo, Sarah, thank you for the big first time

07:08:04.160 ever. TTS, really appreciate it. Thank you so much, Sarah. Guys, W's in the chat for Sarah

07:08:08.420 for her first time. TTS, really appreciate it. That sounded so bad, bro. Wait, what? For

07:08:13.780 Sarah's first time. We took her TTS virginity. I'm going to finish up with Tavi, your notes here.

07:08:23.220 Then we got to get into the questionnaire. Then you have to open the pickle jar. Okay, so you only

07:08:28.380 officially dated in fifth grade and the end of your senior year in high school. We talked about

07:08:34.320 that at a fair. There was this guy who you hooked up with before and you hung out and he kept telling

07:08:41.340 people that you guys had sex. You cried and didn't want to think about it ever again because

07:08:47.260 your own mental health, maybe. But you also hated Howie was super buff but short.

07:08:54.360 It was very scary. So this is like early in my ho phase. Wait, ho phase? Ho phase?

07:09:06.700 I didn't hear. Did you hear anything about a ho phase? No. No, that was her friend who had the

07:09:11.880 ho phase. But I guess it was a, she also had a ho phase. You had a ho phase too? Haven't they all

07:09:18.180 had a ho phase? We didn't know each other. We didn't know each other. How long was this ho phase?

07:09:22.620 This was like after I graduated. Oh, the summer after graduation is when it goes down. It does.

07:09:28.380 That's so true. Yeah. It does. So, okay. You had a ho phase. Got my diploma. Time to fuck. Two guys in one day?

07:09:35.340 Two guys in one day? I've like had that happen before but not on this occasion. No, no, no. Yeah,

07:09:42.060 I'm just talking in general. Two guys in one day? Yeah. Three guys in one day?

07:09:49.040 Within the span of 24 hours but not the same day. Ever had a threesome? Yes. Foursome?

07:09:55.660 No. More than the foursome? No. Okay. Four guys in one day? How about a 48-hour period?

07:10:04.760 48. Probably still three. One week?

07:10:11.880 One week?

07:10:25.660 Say it. Say it. I'm thinking. I'm trying to. It's been a while since I've thought about these memories.

07:10:34.440 Math, I guess.

07:10:38.380 In a week? Five.

07:10:46.820 Five.

07:10:47.000 Cool. Good times?

07:10:48.780 I saw that brain map.

07:10:52.020 All right. But so, you hated how he's super buff but short?

07:10:59.220 Yes.

07:10:59.820 I'll tell you.

07:11:00.980 I'm 5'0".

07:11:02.440 Okay.

07:11:02.840 He honestly, like, he was like, like, I don't mind about the height thing but really buff guys scare me.

07:11:10.620 I'm not going to lie.

07:11:12.180 I just feel like.

07:11:13.760 Aren't you an elf, though? I mean.

07:11:15.980 Yeah, they have super strength. They're like Vulcans.

07:11:18.360 Elfs have, like, super strength.

07:11:19.560 Yeah.

07:11:19.860 They can take on orcs in fist fights. I've seen legal laws.

07:11:22.960 Do a double bicep.

07:11:23.100 Do a double bicep.

07:11:24.940 Yeah.

07:11:26.460 Oh, shit.

07:11:27.100 Someone has to edit that to be like.

07:11:30.680 Okay, Popeye.

07:11:33.600 Give him the Popeye.

07:11:34.840 All right. So, let's see. You said you don't date to marry.

07:11:39.880 No.

07:11:40.840 You date for what again?

07:11:42.540 For fun and living.

07:11:43.880 Fun and living and syphilis.

07:11:46.020 Life experience.

07:11:46.800 Life experience.

07:11:48.500 You said a lot of women claim to be bisexual when they're bi-curious and haven't been with a woman.

07:11:52.840 Yes.

07:11:53.200 Are you bi?

07:11:54.240 I'm pansexual.

07:11:56.420 Oh, so you date, like, a trans person or whatever.

07:11:58.380 No, that just means no gender attraction whatsoever.

07:12:01.500 Uh, just any and all above.

07:12:04.520 All of the above.

07:12:05.100 Excuse me.

07:12:05.840 Um, yes.

07:12:07.080 Okay.

07:12:07.960 All right.

07:12:08.920 Oh, I'm sorry.

07:12:10.080 No specific gender attraction.

07:12:12.560 That's okay.

07:12:14.000 That's pansexual, yeah?

07:12:15.260 Yes.

07:12:15.740 Yeah.

07:12:16.340 But, um.

07:12:17.980 Which just means you like to fuck women and men.

07:12:21.440 Yeah.

07:12:22.060 I just say that's bi.

07:12:23.360 Yeah.

07:12:24.040 So, with normal people.

07:12:26.180 Like, to get into the territory, like.

07:12:30.460 Like.

07:12:32.120 I feel like if you're a trans woman, male to female, to establish that is, like, different from biologically being born as a woman.

07:12:43.260 Like, it's.

07:12:43.800 There are differences.

07:12:44.800 Yeah.

07:12:45.900 Listen.

07:12:47.140 Think about how silly that is.

07:12:49.040 Because you can just reverse it.

07:12:50.820 Right?

07:12:51.660 You say, well, I'm pansexual.

07:12:53.780 I'm attracted to women and men.

07:12:55.760 And you could say, well, then if a man transitions to a female, I'll have sex with them.

07:13:00.240 But if a female transitions to a man, I'll have sex with them.

07:13:03.300 But if we just left it normal and said, you're a male and you're a female, you'd have sex with both of them, too.

07:13:07.880 Some people are not binary.

07:13:09.060 So, like.

07:13:09.460 So, like.

07:13:09.760 Ultimately.

07:13:10.320 Some people.

07:13:10.800 Ultimately.

07:13:11.380 Why does it even matter when you talk about gender?

07:13:14.040 Because you're just saying the same thing.

07:13:15.460 It's just repetitive.

07:13:16.160 It's like redundancy, almost.

07:13:17.500 But a lot of people who will be bisexual don't.

07:13:21.960 It's below the threshold.

07:13:23.240 But thank you.

07:13:24.120 But transgender people.

07:13:24.840 Yeah.

07:13:25.260 There's also intersex, which they don't have a penis or a vagina.

07:13:29.660 I mean.

07:13:29.980 But that's like super weird.

07:13:31.260 So, that's why they call it pansexual.

07:13:33.640 It's just to distinguish between that.

07:13:35.660 Sure.

07:13:35.720 I'll move it on.

07:13:36.220 You want to be bisexual, but you wouldn't want to be with a transgender person.

07:13:40.100 Whereas pansexual, I, like, would.

07:13:43.500 I still consider myself bi, though.

07:13:45.580 And I think.

07:13:46.280 Let's do.

07:13:46.920 Here.

07:13:47.140 I feel like it just applies to.

07:13:48.640 Let's have you open the pickle jar.

07:13:50.200 Go ahead.

07:13:50.420 Someone give me a thing of spinach.

07:13:52.700 I've got to get strong really quick.

07:13:53.680 Hold on.

07:13:54.220 Can you move that glass out of the way?

07:13:56.020 Do it on the table, though.

07:13:56.920 I don't want.

07:13:57.940 I bet you can do it.

07:13:58.500 Here we go.

07:13:58.980 You can do it, too.

07:14:00.980 If I get pickle juice all over me.

07:14:02.400 Yeah.

07:14:02.600 Do it on the table.

07:14:03.420 Do it on the table.

07:14:04.220 You got this.

07:14:04.800 Don't fail.

07:14:06.420 Can someone play the WWE?

07:14:09.500 Can I hit it against the table?

07:14:15.320 No, you can't do that.

07:14:16.600 Can I use my shirt?

07:14:18.340 Well, I mean, you can dry the top of the lid, yeah.

07:14:23.180 Guys, I think I'm doing a really good job.

07:14:25.200 You are.

07:14:25.980 You're doing wonderful.

07:14:26.700 You got this.

07:14:28.720 I can't wait to watch you shingle that roof.

07:14:31.000 I'm so excited.

07:14:32.060 You're so excited for the roof.

07:14:32.920 Thank you.

07:14:33.480 It's going to look really good.

07:14:35.060 Yeah.

07:14:41.400 You got it.

07:14:42.440 You got it.

07:14:42.500 You got it.

07:14:43.520 You got it.

07:14:49.580 Give her the next one.

07:14:54.720 Oh, gosh.

07:14:55.200 Let me get the ASMR on this.

07:14:56.400 Ready?

07:14:56.560 Oh, yes.

07:15:00.480 Oh, yes.

07:15:02.480 I love it.

07:15:03.980 I love it.

07:15:04.020 Bro, you're putting it back in.

07:15:05.520 You're fucking disgusting, bro.

07:15:07.520 I didn't put it back in.

07:15:08.240 Yeah, you're dripping it right in there.

07:15:10.000 You're dripping the fucking syphilis juice.

07:15:11.980 Now it's done.

07:15:12.520 I want a one.

07:15:13.840 I want a one.

07:15:14.300 No, she literally took a bite and she dipped the fucking...

07:15:17.140 I did not dip it.

07:15:18.300 I was...

07:15:18.480 She put it back in the...

07:15:19.160 All right, put the cap back on before you make more of a mess.

07:15:27.280 Put the fries in the bag.

07:15:28.580 Put the fries in the bag.

07:15:29.620 Grab a napkin.

07:15:33.140 Thank you.

07:15:33.680 Oh, wow.

07:15:35.060 I said a napkin, not the comrade.

07:15:38.580 She did get the jar.

07:15:40.100 You know what, though?

07:15:41.500 I played with the...

07:15:42.500 No, you did not.

07:15:44.100 Roll the clip.

07:15:46.720 Also, maybe we need a different brand.

07:15:48.960 Maybe this...

07:15:50.180 She got the jar.

07:15:52.180 You just can't accept my W.

07:15:53.860 Credit where credit's due.

07:15:55.120 Give the W where the W goes.

07:15:56.480 She got the fucking jar.

07:15:58.100 She got the jar.

07:15:58.960 Thank you.

07:15:59.620 You know what, though?

07:16:00.680 I would like to thank the Academy.

07:16:02.260 Yes.

07:16:03.320 And Beyonce.

07:16:05.900 All right.

07:16:06.420 Good job.

07:16:06.860 Good job.

07:16:07.280 Let's take it off the table, though.

07:16:08.720 Yep.

07:16:09.960 Actually, don't put it on the table.

07:16:11.340 Yeah, we're not sponsored by you.

07:16:12.580 By the way, it does say Easy Open right on the side of it.

07:16:14.900 Oh, really?

07:16:15.660 No.

07:16:18.800 Oh, shit.

07:16:21.860 We're on the ground.

07:16:23.100 Just over there is fine.

07:16:24.500 All right.

07:16:25.100 Cool.

07:16:25.820 Okay.

07:16:26.200 We're going to get into the questionnaire, then we're going to try to get this wrapped up.

07:16:28.960 So, okay.

07:16:31.960 What would you want the minimum yearly income to be for your future husband?

07:16:36.500 Lucy Goosey, you go first.

07:16:39.300 I think I wrote down a comfortable amount, which by the time I get married, inflation might be worse, so it might be more.

07:16:45.920 But I think I put 70K to 100K.

07:16:49.380 Yeah.

07:16:49.620 I put down, I don't know, but I just want to be comfortable with a few extra luxuries.

07:17:03.800 When you say luxuries, what do you mean?

07:17:07.800 Like, I would like pets.

07:17:10.360 Pets are a lot of time and effort and money.

07:17:12.740 How many pets?

07:17:13.700 I would like two.

07:17:17.500 Okay.

07:17:17.940 Sure.

07:17:18.380 All right.

07:17:18.500 You could have kids.

07:17:19.800 Mandy, what about you?

07:17:20.580 I think I put down 100K because I wasn't sure of the average income in the state.

07:17:28.900 So, I think I put 100K.

07:17:29.960 Do you, you're a 39-year-old boyfriend?

07:17:32.000 Do you know how much he makes?

07:17:33.820 Honestly, I don't.

07:17:35.860 Does he have a job?

07:17:37.160 Yeah.

07:17:37.640 You don't know how much he makes?

07:17:38.760 What's he do for work?

07:17:40.880 He's currently tutoring, but he's looking for another job.

07:17:44.060 He's tutoring?

07:17:44.580 Okay, not much.

07:17:45.440 So, he's not making 100K a year.

07:17:47.080 Well, no, not right now.

07:17:49.120 That's just, like, my maximum ideal.

07:17:51.740 Like, if I'm, like, if we're, like, fucking bawling.

07:17:55.460 I forgot what I put.

07:17:56.900 I think it was, like, high, though.

07:17:59.180 150K?

07:17:59.740 Yeah.

07:18:00.200 That's not bad.

07:18:02.200 500,000.

07:18:08.480 Wait, 500,000.

07:18:12.560 500,000.

07:18:13.320 How much does your husband make?

07:18:17.060 He makes, no, he makes good money.

07:18:20.740 I'm sorry.

07:18:21.480 He makes half a million dollars a year.

07:18:22.600 I just wish I could say, but I can't disclose it on here, so.

07:18:25.780 How about, what's he do for work?

07:18:28.020 He does multiple things.

07:18:29.680 He's a chef, and he works at a mechanic company.

07:18:36.600 And, yeah.

07:18:36.760 So, he's a cook dealer.

07:18:37.540 Got it.

07:18:38.040 Yeah.

07:18:40.080 No.

07:18:41.480 Even that makes better money.

07:18:43.320 So, even if he was a full-time mechanic, full-time.

07:18:46.880 And cook.

07:18:47.200 Got a mechanic's wage and was a full-time cook at a five-star restaurant.

07:18:52.000 Yeah.

07:18:52.600 He wouldn't make $500,000 a year.

07:18:54.000 He's a private chef, though.

07:18:55.000 Yeah.

07:18:55.260 Even as a private chef.

07:18:56.940 But he, I can't disclose.

07:18:58.220 Hang on, hang on, hang on.

07:18:58.860 I just want to let you know.

07:18:59.640 Even as a private chef, that's half a million dollars a year.

07:19:04.040 You should try his food.

07:19:04.980 Dude, it's really delicious.

07:19:06.660 Are you saying that?

07:19:07.340 She already invited us all over for dinner.

07:19:09.240 Like, let's go.

07:19:10.440 Before Brian moves on.

07:19:10.940 Our boyfriend's need to cook off, because my boyfriend cooks, too.

07:19:13.080 That your husband makes half a million dollars a year.

07:19:17.240 That's my, well, my ideal man is to make $500.

07:19:19.780 Wait, how old's your husband?

07:19:21.440 Wait.

07:19:22.800 How old's your husband?

07:19:24.120 We're 10 years apart.

07:19:26.000 I'm 23.

07:19:27.260 And he's 33.

07:19:28.500 Yeah.

07:19:29.060 And he makes half a million a year.

07:19:30.280 Oh, he's, well, they work really hard.

07:19:32.160 Europeans, I'm not going to lie.

07:19:33.440 Like I said, European men work really hard, so.

07:19:36.340 They don't make, do you know how much fucking money is this?

07:19:40.320 It's like a half a million a year?

07:19:43.000 Well, yeah, because I believe in my baby.

07:19:45.420 I believe that he can do.

07:19:46.640 Yeah, but is he, not could he?

07:19:50.120 In my eyes?

07:19:51.320 Is he, not could he?

07:19:53.560 That's he.

07:19:54.180 Well, no.

07:19:54.700 In my eyes.

07:19:55.820 No.

07:19:56.640 Okay.

07:19:57.980 So, tell me, what does one plus one equal?

07:20:01.060 Two.

07:20:01.480 Does it matter whose eyes it's in?

07:20:04.200 No.

07:20:04.800 No.

07:20:05.380 I'm just, you, I answered the question.

07:20:07.040 All right, no.

07:20:07.740 The answer is no.

07:20:08.440 Wait, so you're just, so essentially you're saying that your husband is not your ideal?

07:20:11.820 Yes.

07:20:13.320 Um.

07:20:15.400 Because you said ideally, right?

07:20:16.800 But like your husband.

07:20:18.000 Next question.

07:20:21.180 Brutal.

07:20:21.420 Next person.

07:20:25.300 Divorce after that one.

07:20:26.640 There might be multiple breakups tonight, guys.

07:20:29.740 Well, I mean, he's Polish, though.

07:20:32.520 Oh, shit, you have to go back to the country.

07:20:37.440 Well, now I feel like I'm really going to get laughed at because I put a million dollars.

07:20:44.200 We dream high, baby.

07:20:45.220 We dream high.

07:20:45.680 We dream high.

07:20:45.980 We dream high.

07:20:46.300 We dream high.

07:20:47.280 The question did say ideal.

07:20:49.320 Right.

07:20:49.840 Thank you.

07:20:50.640 Thank you.

07:20:50.700 Why not put a billion?

07:20:52.100 If it's ideal.

07:20:52.980 I thought it was like minimum.

07:20:54.940 I think they said minimum.

07:20:56.400 That is so much worse.

07:20:58.320 No, it says the minimum.

07:20:59.500 It is minimum.

07:21:00.040 It is minimum.

07:21:00.580 Oh, it says minimum?

07:21:01.680 Oh, it says the minimum that I would.

07:21:03.300 I would.

07:21:03.900 Ideal is higher than that.

07:21:04.620 Wait.

07:21:04.700 So yours can't be right.

07:21:06.160 If it's $500,000 minimum, you just lied on your application.

07:21:10.780 Yeah, because your husband doesn't make that.

07:21:12.240 He doesn't make that.

07:21:13.260 Oh, yeah.

07:21:14.260 I thought it was ideal because then I was like, okay, well.

07:21:16.280 It says minimum.

07:21:17.240 I wasn't reading the question.

07:21:18.720 I just saw like the income.

07:21:20.320 I'm sorry.

07:21:21.180 Put it up there, Brian.

07:21:26.100 Receipts.

07:21:26.760 We can't even see it.

07:21:28.740 Bro.

07:21:29.960 She will.

07:21:31.200 How are you going to put.

07:21:32.080 All right.

07:21:32.300 How are you going to.

07:21:32.640 Wait.

07:21:32.980 No.

07:21:33.100 No.

07:21:33.500 I can't let it pass.

07:21:34.660 How are you going to put $500,000 minimum?

07:21:38.840 Your husband doesn't make $500,000 at the minimum.

07:21:41.480 He makes really.

07:21:42.520 No.

07:21:42.800 He makes really good money.

07:21:43.820 He doesn't make $500,000 minimum.

07:21:46.120 Then it can't be the minimum.

07:21:47.520 Not million.

07:21:48.380 I'm sorry.

07:21:48.800 $500,000.

07:21:50.020 $500,000.

07:21:52.240 Then he'll be.

07:21:53.040 No.

07:21:53.260 You want one that makes a million dollars minimum?

07:21:55.600 I mean, if it's going to be my man.

07:21:58.160 Yeah.

07:21:58.820 But like.

07:21:59.720 Minimum.

07:22:00.280 Would you cheat?

07:22:01.060 I don't think dream is so big.

07:22:02.120 Would you cheat on your million dollar man?

07:22:03.800 I wouldn't cheat on him.

07:22:04.740 If he had that million dollar man, then I would not cheat on him.

07:22:07.400 Wait.

07:22:07.580 Question.

07:22:07.840 Question.

07:22:08.260 You're 18, right?

07:22:09.020 Yeah.

07:22:09.420 Okay.

07:22:09.880 And your body count, you said is 50 plus.

07:22:12.620 Okay.

07:22:12.980 And what age do you want to get married?

07:22:15.460 I don't know.

07:22:15.960 Like 30?

07:22:16.620 If I even get married, yeah.

07:22:18.280 Okay.

07:22:18.820 So just, I want to do some body count math here.

07:22:21.160 So.

07:22:21.760 I hate this one.

07:22:23.660 You're 18.

07:22:24.820 Your body count is 50.

07:22:26.260 What's your body count going to be at 30?

07:22:29.380 Like 500?

07:22:30.420 Like 500,000.

07:22:31.740 Yeah.

07:22:32.120 Probably.

07:22:32.460 500,000?

07:22:33.320 Not 500,000.

07:22:34.300 You're like.

07:22:34.520 What her man should make.

07:22:37.320 It will be.

07:22:38.580 You're saying it will be 500.

07:22:40.680 No, no.

07:22:41.680 I mean, we're doing the math.

07:22:42.480 No, it wouldn't be 500.

07:22:43.060 That's the math.

07:22:43.160 Will it be at least 100?

07:22:45.080 Probably.

07:22:45.380 It's going to be 100.

07:22:46.060 So if it's going to be at least 100, you think a fucking millionaire is going to marry you

07:22:50.500 with a hundred fucking bodies?

07:22:51.160 Dude, if he's 70, if he's 70.

07:22:53.160 Did you guys watch that movie of Nora?

07:22:55.660 Isn't that literally the plot of that movie?

07:22:57.100 That millionaire gets you?

07:22:58.020 If you're a 70-year-old millionaire.

07:23:00.240 Yeah, pretty woman.

07:23:00.720 If there's one chick who has 100 fucking bodies that you can marry, there's another chick

07:23:05.220 who has 10 bodies you can marry.

07:23:07.520 She probably wouldn't tell him, though.

07:23:08.700 Nicole Smith.

07:23:09.360 And then Nicole Smith did the same thing.

07:23:11.700 All right, what about you?

07:23:12.120 But didn't she die first?

07:23:13.200 I put 70,000.

07:23:14.780 No, no, no.

07:23:15.120 And Nicole Smith didn't get shit.

07:23:16.860 She didn't get shit.

07:23:17.920 Good.

07:23:18.200 If he doesn't ask, I won't tell.

07:23:19.840 Serves her right.

07:23:21.460 Okay.

07:23:22.580 Y'all crazy.

07:23:23.740 That's okay, Brian.

07:23:24.380 No one's going to be marrying you for your money.

07:23:26.180 Half a meal.

07:23:26.960 I don't want to get married.

07:23:28.120 What?

07:23:28.880 What?

07:23:29.320 You want seven kids but no marriage?

07:23:30.960 Yeah, of course.

07:23:31.340 I'm literally sad I did 70,000.

07:23:32.520 What did you have?

07:23:33.300 70,000.

07:23:34.340 What the fuck?

07:23:35.620 Okay, hang on.

07:23:36.800 Hi, Barbie.

07:23:37.560 What are you doing?

07:23:38.640 I think you have four sons.

07:23:39.620 You're okay, bro?

07:23:40.560 I'm so okay, but I'm just stunned about-

07:23:42.500 That champagne's hailing.

07:23:43.520 Seven kids.

07:23:44.340 You want seven kids but-

07:23:45.180 No, seven sons.

07:23:46.100 Get it right.

07:23:46.320 You want seven sons but no marriage.

07:23:48.700 Okay, Elon Musk.

07:23:49.920 That's right.

07:23:50.820 Seven sons.

07:23:51.400 Who all hate you.

07:23:52.820 What?

07:23:53.380 Fuck.

07:23:54.400 That would suck.

07:23:55.000 Okay, so, well, I'll ask you that question later because I'm sure she has to answer her.

07:24:00.560 Ideal income.

07:24:01.900 I already did.

07:24:03.320 She said 70K.

07:24:05.340 But my question to you is, why don't you want to get married but you would rather have

07:24:08.160 seven sons?

07:24:09.260 Like, do you-

07:24:09.660 Why?

07:24:10.100 Do I need to-

07:24:10.840 Sheer obfuscation.

07:24:11.960 Just to be clear, do I need to get married to impregnate a woman?

07:24:16.060 Is that how that works?

07:24:16.920 No.

07:24:17.680 I'm just like, are you a person that believes in love or are you just like-

07:24:22.380 Wait, do I need to get married to believe in love?

07:24:24.620 No.

07:24:25.280 No, I'm just like-

07:24:26.340 Oh, okay.

07:24:26.680 You should though.

07:24:27.420 You're asked-

07:24:28.060 Would your seven kids be with one woman?

07:24:30.480 Yeah.

07:24:30.980 Yeah, sure.

07:24:32.020 Although-

07:24:32.740 So, like, child support payments?

07:24:34.840 What do you mean child support?

07:24:35.640 Well, if you're not married to her.

07:24:36.620 You just assume he's going to pay child support instead of being with the mom and take care

07:24:41.360 of the kids?

07:24:41.800 But they're not married, so you're just together.

07:24:43.480 You need God a little bit.

07:24:44.200 Okay.

07:24:44.700 Yeah.

07:24:45.000 Can you just say you need God?

07:24:46.140 You need a little Jesus in your life.

07:24:47.060 Wait, wait, wait.

07:24:47.400 You need some Andrew in your life.

07:24:48.660 I'll pray for you.

07:24:49.080 Take some notes.

07:24:50.340 Wait, my mom and my dad were not married and they had me.

07:24:53.600 Mm-hmm.

07:24:55.000 You don't have to.

07:24:55.780 No, no, I don't have to.

07:24:56.400 I just thought you were just like, we couldn't get seven kids.

07:25:00.100 I didn't know you had two.

07:25:01.380 You're not going to give her the title?

07:25:02.360 But you did end up on OnlyFans.

07:25:04.400 I mean, just to be fair.

07:25:07.020 Reality check donated $100.

07:25:10.020 Black girl in pink.

07:25:12.300 Respectfully, you are part of the problem.

07:25:14.300 Oh, my gosh.

07:25:15.400 Thank you, I guess.

07:25:16.340 Wow.

07:25:16.880 That's crazy.

07:25:18.540 That's crazy.

07:25:19.640 I mean, I don't really want to linger on the marriage topic too long, but here, just one

07:25:23.200 quick question.

07:25:24.220 Okay, so I could lay out all the reasons why I think marriage is bad for men.

07:25:28.680 Why don't you provide for me, though, a reason why I or other men should get married?

07:25:34.240 Hang on.

07:25:34.700 Two caveats.

07:25:35.300 You can't say because of tax purposes.

07:25:37.820 I'll just give you the argument real quick.

07:25:39.340 If you say because of tax purposes, all that that implies is we should change the tax code,

07:25:45.420 one.

07:25:45.880 And two, you can still file outside of that.

07:25:49.400 You don't really save very much, to be perfectly honest with you, between couples.

07:25:52.860 So, can't say for tax purposes.

07:25:55.620 So, what is the reason men should get married, is Brian's question.

07:25:59.140 Men in general or Brian specifically?

07:26:02.180 Both, either.

07:26:02.960 Well, for Brian specifically, he's laid out the kind of woman that he wants to be with,

07:26:06.780 and that's a very traditional woman.

07:26:08.140 And if a traditional woman ideally wants to be with a traditional man, I feel like she'd

07:26:11.940 probably want to be married with you if she's going to have seven of your children.

07:26:15.040 Okay, well, that's really weird because literally in the thing that you said, it contradicts

07:26:19.520 itself.

07:26:19.900 He said, Brian wants a traditional woman.

07:26:22.540 And yet, the type of woman Brian wants is the type of woman he doesn't have to marry.

07:26:28.100 So, she can't be very fucking traditional, can't she?

07:26:31.380 Wait.

07:26:32.200 Sure.

07:26:33.060 Yeah, sure.

07:26:34.040 You can make that.

07:26:35.840 I'm not going to say that because that was just bad logic.

07:26:38.360 Hold the hell.

07:26:39.440 That's good logic.

07:26:40.360 No, it's not.

07:26:41.460 What's wrong with the logic?

07:26:42.740 Because he wants a traditional woman.

07:26:45.340 That's the kind of woman that you'd want in your life.

07:26:46.900 What do you call a traditional woman?

07:26:48.900 A traditional woman probably wants to be married with children.

07:26:51.600 Okay, but he says he doesn't want to get married, so how does he want a traditional woman?

07:26:55.500 So, then he wouldn't be with her.

07:26:56.360 Because he's laid out for us.

07:26:57.540 So, he wouldn't be with her, so he doesn't want a traditional woman.

07:27:00.120 So, then I don't know.

07:27:01.860 Did you just smell your...

07:27:03.420 Did we get that on camera?

07:27:05.240 Wait, Damien, did you get that on camera?

07:27:06.260 Did you sketch me in 4K?

07:27:07.800 Did you just...

07:27:08.600 Do it again.

07:27:09.080 Do it again.

07:27:09.600 What the fuck?

07:27:09.980 I told him you'd forget the camera's on.

07:27:11.820 I'm so glad I was distracted.

07:27:13.320 Right.

07:27:13.540 You were right.

07:27:15.180 Disgusting.

07:27:16.460 Do it again.

07:27:17.260 Do it again.

07:27:18.380 Dude, lift your arm all the way up and just like shove your nose in.

07:27:21.600 You were right.

07:27:22.340 It's getting really hot in here.

07:27:24.260 Oh, yeah.

07:27:27.600 What the fuck?

07:27:29.240 Well, you just had a beer and you looked like you were sniffing yours, too.

07:27:32.040 So, that's really disgusting.

07:27:33.920 That's disgusting.

07:27:35.400 She just married you.

07:27:36.720 What?

07:27:37.420 She wants to be your wife.

07:27:38.580 This is gaslighting.

07:27:39.700 She doesn't want to be your wife.

07:27:40.740 She just wants to give you seven kids.

07:27:42.660 Gross.

07:27:43.000 Would you date an elf, Brian?

07:27:44.960 Would you date an elf?

07:27:47.400 That's going to be a clue.

07:27:48.420 He has seven kids.

07:27:49.600 I would date an elf.

07:27:50.920 You'd date an elf.

07:27:51.780 I would date an elf.

07:27:52.880 Real elf years or fake ones?

07:27:55.000 Is it because they want to age, Brian?

07:27:56.840 You fucking pervert?

07:27:58.220 Wow.

07:27:59.480 Tell them like it is.

07:28:00.340 What's that thing?

07:28:01.540 I get older.

07:28:03.060 They stay the same age.

07:28:04.820 They literally stay the same age.

07:28:06.340 They don't age there.

07:28:08.440 Because they're elves.

07:28:09.580 Right.

07:28:09.900 They're elves.

07:28:10.480 That's true.

07:28:10.840 What's that one movie?

07:28:11.540 Tech Everlasting?

07:28:12.100 I recently saw The Hobbit, by the way.

07:28:13.380 That was cool.

07:28:14.340 Nobody says Aragorn's a pervert.

07:28:16.840 That is a good point.

07:28:18.280 Nobody says Peter Pan is a pervert.

07:28:19.960 Yeah, that's a good point.

07:28:20.820 You know who was hot?

07:28:22.080 Nobody says that fucking that guy Edward from Twilight's a pervert.

07:28:25.680 He's like 100 years old.

07:28:26.940 I think people do say that.

07:28:27.960 That chick was in high school.

07:28:29.780 What the fuck?

07:28:30.860 She was in high school.

07:28:31.700 Right?

07:28:32.500 But also, the writer of that book was like a crazy Mormon woman.

07:28:35.960 That's great.

07:28:36.560 Okay.

07:28:36.920 Right?

07:28:37.500 That is true.

07:28:38.600 Yeah.

07:28:38.700 You're in your marriage with your seven sons.

07:28:41.500 Okay.

07:28:41.800 But so, that's a separate debate.

07:28:45.220 I'm still waiting for like why I should get married or why I meant to get married.

07:28:49.640 Why I meant to get married or why Brian should get married.

07:28:51.560 I honestly have no answer to give you.

07:28:53.180 Damn.

07:28:53.520 Go to someone who has a better answer.

07:28:55.480 Well, does anybody have a good answer?

07:28:57.280 I have a good answer for like my beliefs, but you're not me, so I can't really give you

07:29:00.780 advice.

07:29:01.360 Like if you're, I just think maybe you should go to church.

07:29:04.080 Oh.

07:29:04.460 Okay.

07:29:04.740 But you're saying like, you're saying if you're a Christian, that's like the reason, right?

07:29:08.700 I don't think it's, I mean, I think there's a foundation that you're building like a family

07:29:12.680 and like the morals that, whatever religion that is, like that you want to build a life

07:29:19.140 together and you want to have that life together.

07:29:24.180 So, Brian goes to a Mormon church because you told him to and he gets four wives.

07:29:29.280 That's based, right?

07:29:29.980 It's good for Brian.

07:29:31.140 Yeah.

07:29:31.240 Good for Brian.

07:29:32.140 So, you would say Brian gets four wives?

07:29:34.460 It's a good way for him to have seven kids and not get one woman pregnant with seven

07:29:38.160 kids and not give her...

07:29:38.960 This is terrible religious advice.

07:29:40.100 I kind of am loving that.

07:29:40.820 Terrible religious advice.

07:29:42.180 You know?

07:29:42.640 See, she's taking notes from her ex who had seven...

07:29:44.460 Still, I haven't heard...

07:29:45.460 Was that you or was that her?

07:29:46.360 I wasn't my ex, but...

07:29:47.480 Oh, sorry.

07:29:48.220 I've not heard the benefits.

07:29:49.360 Brian's becoming Muslim so he can take care of multiple wives.

07:29:51.900 Let's go.

07:29:52.680 Okay.

07:29:53.140 I have one thing...

07:29:54.040 Asalei Malaku.

07:29:54.900 Asalei Malaku.

07:29:59.320 What the fuck did you just do?

07:30:01.240 I don't think that's true.

07:30:01.800 You're going to get a jihad on this place, bro.

07:30:03.560 No, but it's...

07:30:04.520 No.

07:30:04.840 I don't know how you say it.

07:30:06.500 Is it...

07:30:06.620 Asalei...

07:30:07.140 Asalei...

07:30:08.120 Asalei Malakum.

07:30:10.020 Okay.

07:30:10.680 English is my second language.

07:30:12.900 Asalei Malayum.

07:30:14.380 I don't know how...

07:30:15.200 Did I say it right?

07:30:16.140 Asalei Malayum.

07:30:16.460 You probably said, like, Satan beyond the Muslims or something crazy.

07:30:21.160 He just fucked us all.

07:30:22.720 Honestly, though, I...

07:30:23.560 Spoken tongues.

07:30:24.240 I'm kind of like Islam.

07:30:25.640 I might, you know, four wives.

07:30:28.840 Is it more than...

07:30:29.800 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

07:30:30.400 So, you guys are not wanting any wives to now four?

07:30:32.640 Same TV show.

07:30:33.500 Yeah.

07:30:33.920 Because you're not going to just get seven boys.

07:30:35.760 You're going to have to have, like...

07:30:36.720 Yeah, yeah, that's 14.

07:30:37.500 Some girls are going to be, like, 20 kids in the crowd.

07:30:39.540 Yeah.

07:30:40.200 And, like, all your wives.

07:30:42.120 I think I would watch this show.

07:30:44.000 And they don't do shit.

07:30:45.480 Is that good, or...

07:30:46.980 No.

07:30:47.320 You don't like that?

07:30:48.000 No.

07:30:48.720 One.

07:30:49.780 Get one.

07:30:50.580 Just one?

07:30:51.040 Just one.

07:30:51.600 Okay, all right.

07:30:52.220 Just one.

07:30:52.680 Tell them.

07:30:53.320 Here, anybody.

07:30:54.060 Just so I can move it on.

07:30:55.220 I want to move it on.

07:30:55.740 I have a point.

07:30:56.360 Just one thing.

07:30:56.860 One thing.

07:30:57.160 Why should I get married?

07:30:57.920 Okay, okay.

07:30:58.600 Go, go, go.

07:30:58.880 My point is, maybe this isn't for you, Brian, but for me, one of the only reasons I want

07:31:14.860 to even actually get married is just to have the celebration.

07:31:17.960 So, like, even just the celebration.

07:31:19.980 Hear me out.

07:31:20.400 Hear me out.

07:31:20.640 Dude.

07:31:21.140 Hear me out.

07:31:21.560 Hear me out.

07:31:21.880 Hear me out.

07:31:22.160 You can do that without me.

07:31:22.900 The ceremony is a celebration of love.

07:31:25.680 Now, I don't think I'm going to tie myself to the state.

07:31:28.180 I'm going to have a ceremony of love.

07:31:30.100 I'm not going to have, like, a real wedding, I don't think.

07:31:32.400 But I'm just saying, I think it's cute to have, like, a little ceremony.

07:31:36.460 Can I ask you a question?

07:31:37.540 But that's me.

07:31:38.260 That's me, because I'm a woman.

07:31:39.180 If you just do the little ceremony for the I love you, I love you, baby, here's a ceremony.

07:31:45.760 Right?

07:31:46.320 Well, like, there's a thousand stuff.

07:31:47.620 But hang on.

07:31:47.860 There's no sacrament.

07:31:48.740 There's no church behind it.

07:31:50.240 No, I'm not religious.

07:31:50.960 Okay, got it.

07:31:51.800 There's no sacrament.

07:31:52.700 There's no church behind it.

07:31:53.700 There's no state behind it.

07:31:55.060 Who declares you're divorced?

07:31:57.660 Me.

07:31:58.180 It's basically we're still girlfriend and boyfriend, but we're not technically legally married.

07:32:02.200 So then it's not marriage.

07:32:03.540 But we could have a ceremony.

07:32:05.900 Yeah, but you could.

07:32:06.820 That's like being baptized in, like, at the beach and not, like, in holy water.

07:32:10.780 No, but that's me.

07:32:12.020 I'm telling you that's my thing.

07:32:13.700 I'm not saying Brian should do that for himself.

07:32:16.520 Okay.

07:32:17.420 I'm just.

07:32:18.080 Do you remember the question?

07:32:18.760 But that's my reason for getting married.

07:32:20.640 Repeat the question back to me.

07:32:21.820 What was the question?

07:32:22.940 Why do we think you should get married?

07:32:24.480 Or men in general.

07:32:25.360 Or men in general.

07:32:25.780 Do you think men care about fucking the.

07:32:28.420 Yeah, that sounds like why women should get married.

07:32:30.580 Yeah, there's brides.

07:32:31.400 My boyfriend doesn't give a fuck.

07:32:33.040 He doesn't even, he doesn't even really want to get married.

07:32:35.080 He would.

07:32:35.540 He's only going to do it because of me.

07:32:37.560 Actually, he might not.

07:32:38.680 I don't know.

07:32:39.800 I don't know.

07:32:40.560 I think.

07:32:40.800 So she can cook and clean for you.

07:32:41.800 Hang on.

07:32:42.060 Hang on.

07:32:42.080 Hang on.

07:32:42.100 Help us out here.

07:32:42.860 Help us out here.

07:32:43.480 Okay.

07:32:43.640 Why should Brian or men get married?

07:32:47.940 I don't think Brian should get married.

07:32:49.720 I think he should be married if he wants to.

07:32:51.580 He cannot get married if he wants to.

07:32:53.020 Can I give a little real answer?

07:32:55.080 Not the Mormon shit.

07:32:55.920 Okay.

07:32:56.160 So I think you should get married because I think you have someone to take care of you,

07:33:00.880 to listen to you.

07:33:02.080 Someone that can cook for you, can clean for you.

07:33:05.140 Someone that can hold your hand when you're down.

07:33:07.680 Someone that can wipe your tears when you're sad.

07:33:10.380 Someone that can be your biggest team player and cheer you up and hype you up every single

07:33:14.300 day.

07:33:14.700 Don't need marriage for any of that.

07:33:15.480 Why do you need marriage for any of those things?

07:33:17.000 Dude, pull up this clip in 10 years when he's still single.

07:33:19.120 Because you need to give women a commitment so they want to stay to you and give you all

07:33:21.820 those things.

07:33:22.180 But wait.

07:33:22.560 You can give a woman a commitment to stay, to give you all those things, without marrying

07:33:27.220 her.

07:33:27.500 No.

07:33:27.860 If I'm 40 and I still just have a boyfriend, tell me.

07:33:30.920 So let me ask you then.

07:33:32.840 What is the enforcement mechanism in which is going to keep this relationship together

07:33:40.160 right?

07:33:41.420 When Brian says, wait a second, we can have all those things absent marriage.

07:33:45.500 You say, no, we can't.

07:33:47.160 Because why?

07:33:48.940 Because.

07:33:49.960 I mean, I'm not Brian, but I was just trying to, I was just trying to help Brian.

07:33:52.120 Yeah, I know.

07:33:52.320 I know.

07:33:52.620 But any man, let's just say it's any man.

07:33:54.320 Forget Brian for a second.

07:33:55.540 Any man on planet earth, we go through all your qualia there, right?

07:33:59.280 And they go, but we already have all that.

07:34:01.700 Why do we need to get married?

07:34:03.380 Your response is because.

07:34:06.920 Well, I'm Christian.

07:34:07.740 So I have a different thing that I was trying to come up with Brian's like, yeah, from a,

07:34:11.460 but from a secular perspective, right?

07:34:13.660 Non-Christian perspective.

07:34:15.640 What?

07:34:16.420 Like, what is it?

07:34:17.080 I mean, I just think monogamy, like I promote monogamy.

07:34:20.260 But you can be monogamous without being married.

07:34:22.100 Yeah.

07:34:22.460 But I just think it helps people wouldn't want to stay like more loyal for whatever reason.

07:34:27.400 I don't know.

07:34:28.020 I just, I'm just.

07:34:28.820 That's not always true.

07:34:29.700 It's not true.

07:34:30.600 But like.

07:34:30.960 So isn't there actually, when it comes to the divorce laws that exist in this country,

07:34:40.980 isn't there actually like, let's say I'm the breadwinner, I'm the high income earner,

07:34:44.780 and she's like, stay at home wife, whatever, taking care of the kids.

07:34:47.820 We've been married for 10 years.

07:34:49.160 Because doesn't like, as the marriage progresses, isn't there like a continually cascading and

07:34:55.420 developing incentive for her to end the marriage when it comes to finances, right?

07:35:01.100 So if my like ultimate goal in a relationship is to ensure that she stays with me, wouldn't

07:35:07.740 the like ultimate dynamic be, if you leave me, you get nothing.

07:35:13.140 But all of a sudden, if you leave me, and you get hundreds of thousands of dollars, millions

07:35:20.000 of dollars, that kind of starts seeming really, really nice for the woman.

07:35:25.760 Prenup.

07:35:26.360 Prenup.

07:35:26.760 Someone like you needs money anyways.

07:35:27.800 That's not 100%.

07:35:29.120 But wait, hang on.

07:35:30.480 Is a prenup Christian?

07:35:32.000 I don't know.

07:35:32.520 I'm just trying to help Brian.

07:35:33.380 But let's just.

07:35:34.340 Yes.

07:35:34.940 We're talking about Brian.

07:35:35.580 You said from a secular perspective.

07:35:36.820 Let's even assume for a second it is.

07:35:38.860 Let's even assume for a second it is.

07:35:41.080 Okay?

07:35:41.620 Here's the second issue you got with this.

07:35:43.760 Is marriage from a Christian purview about the sacrament or about some contract?

07:35:50.760 I mean, is this like the sacrament?

07:35:53.160 Yeah, it's about the sacrament.

07:35:54.400 Yeah.

07:35:54.720 So write in the mic real quick.

07:35:56.820 Let me ask you a question.

07:35:58.400 If it's about the sacrament and you're a Christian, right?

07:36:02.000 If you don't belong to a church, which I'm guessing you don't.

07:36:05.800 It's just a guess.

07:36:06.740 Am I right?

07:36:08.280 Or do you belong to a church?

07:36:09.520 I've belonged to a church.

07:36:10.760 Okay.

07:36:11.040 Is it a Protestant church?

07:36:13.340 Non-denominational.

07:36:14.360 Yeah.

07:36:14.700 I thought so.

07:36:15.620 Okay.

07:36:16.300 So you don't belong to a church.

07:36:17.420 But anyway.

07:36:18.160 Oh, they have non-denominational.

07:36:19.580 Yeah, yeah.

07:36:19.820 Assembly of God.

07:36:20.680 That's a church.

07:36:21.300 Sure, sure.

07:36:21.840 So let me ask you this.

07:36:23.380 You get a sacrament done by this non-denominational church.

07:36:27.320 Let's say with Brian.

07:36:29.200 But Brian's not Christian.

07:36:30.280 But let's just say he was.

07:36:31.480 Okay.

07:36:32.120 Who gets to end it?

07:36:34.280 What do you mean?

07:36:34.940 So the state's not involved.

07:36:36.700 There's no state now.

07:36:38.060 You just did it in a religious sense.

07:36:40.740 Okay.

07:36:41.100 No state.

07:36:42.460 How do you dissolve that marriage?

07:36:45.100 I don't know.

07:36:45.780 I've never been married.

07:36:47.220 But if you were.

07:36:48.420 You don't know?

07:36:50.460 I don't know.

07:36:52.040 Well, there's no mechanism to do it in a non-denominational church.

07:36:55.200 There's like, there's zero mechanism.

07:36:58.740 So how would you even do the Christian portion of the marriage absent the state?

07:37:02.900 How could you even do it?

07:37:03.780 You go to God and be like, we broken up.

07:37:06.080 Who goes to God?

07:37:07.460 So you go to God.

07:37:08.660 She goes to God and says, we broke up.

07:37:11.320 He goes to God and says, no the fuck we didn't.

07:37:13.900 Who's right?

07:37:14.760 I don't know.

07:37:15.100 This whole.

07:37:15.620 Well, it's only.

07:37:16.520 I'm like a little lost right now.

07:37:18.560 This guy.

07:37:19.140 Yeah.

07:37:19.220 Yeah.

07:37:19.300 I just, because we have a lot to get through.

07:37:22.380 I don't want, let's try not to like linger on any one thing for too long.

07:37:26.560 But last question on the marriage thing.

07:37:30.660 Do you think if a woman, there's no abuse in the relationship, treats the kids well,

07:37:37.460 treats you well, no, no abuse, no physical abuse, no emotional abuse, nothing like that.

07:37:42.180 But you're just vaguely unhappy.

07:37:45.020 Is that enough justification for divorce?

07:37:47.120 You're, you're not happy.

07:37:49.940 No, stick together.

07:37:50.660 If you got kids, stick together.

07:37:52.160 What if you don't?

07:37:53.240 If you don't, I think that that's, I think, I think if you're not in love with the person,

07:37:58.340 then it's unfair to them to stay with them.

07:38:00.000 Okay.

07:38:00.280 So vaguely unhappy with no kids, it's fine.

07:38:02.960 Yeah.

07:38:03.420 Okay.

07:38:03.940 No, I think that when you commit to someone, you're committing to working on the relationship

07:38:10.000 and people have times where they're not connected and they're not happy, but you have to continue

07:38:15.720 to put in the work.

07:38:16.540 I think you can keep on trying to put in the work and go to couples therapy and things like

07:38:21.100 that.

07:38:21.380 But my parents, with my background of them being divorced in middle school and having

07:38:26.600 four siblings, so overall five children, I feel like I would want to leave in it.

07:38:33.440 So I support the leaving.

07:38:35.440 Okay.

07:38:35.700 Next.

07:38:38.720 All right.

07:38:40.320 You already had 20 seconds to think about it.

07:38:42.700 I'm sorry.

07:38:43.500 Yeah.

07:38:44.120 I think it's okay for the lady to leave.

07:38:47.120 Leaving.

07:38:48.860 Leaving.

07:38:49.920 I wouldn't sacrifice my mental health for just a family.

07:38:54.780 Yeah.

07:38:55.580 Men will sacrifice their happiness for their family.

07:38:58.880 Women will sacrifice their family for their happiness.

07:39:01.640 That, I do have to move on though.

07:39:03.440 How tall are you and what's both the minimum and ideal height of a man you would date?

07:39:08.400 I'm 5'8", minimum 5'8", ideal like six foot.

07:39:12.220 I'm 5'1", ideal would be 5'7 to six feet.

07:39:16.980 Okay.

07:39:17.220 I'm 5'0", minimum would be 5'5", and ideal would be 5'8".

07:39:24.220 Okay.

07:39:25.800 I'm 5'5", minimum would be probably like 5'3 to like six.

07:39:33.440 6'2".

07:39:34.000 Ideal?

07:39:37.140 Ideal is like, I don't know, 5'9 to 6'2".

07:39:41.280 I'm 5'0", but my minimum is just anything taller than me, and then my ideal is like six foot.

07:39:48.460 I'm 5'5", and my minimum is 5'5", and my ideal is 5'10".

07:39:55.200 I thought you dated all these guys, you're 5'2".

07:39:57.840 I don't date anyone.

07:39:58.580 So, isn't that your minimum is 5'2"?

07:40:00.480 Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

07:40:01.760 I'm 5'3", and my ideal is six foot, and I only go date dudes six foot and above.

07:40:08.980 Mm-hmm.

07:40:09.520 What about you?

07:40:10.220 I'm 5'1".

07:40:11.440 Um, I just like anybody that's 5'5", and above.

07:40:14.840 I don't really care.

07:40:16.000 Would you rather cross paths with a man or a bear in the forest?

07:40:22.180 Neither.

07:40:23.300 I actually, I put neither on the thingy.

07:40:24.900 You gotta pick one, though.

07:40:26.780 Ah, well, it depends.

07:40:29.900 Just say the fucking bear.

07:40:31.200 The bear.

07:40:32.000 Yeah, just say the bear.

07:40:33.520 A man.

07:40:34.940 The bear.

07:40:36.080 The man.

07:40:37.180 The man.

07:40:38.160 The man.

07:40:39.000 The bear.

07:40:39.980 The man.

07:40:40.900 So, wait, just bear.

07:40:42.840 Did you say bear?

07:40:44.100 And then I think you're...

07:40:47.000 All right.

07:40:49.360 Why do you pick bear?

07:40:51.660 Why don't you pick man?

07:40:52.960 Because you never know what to expect from a man, but you know what to expect from a bear.

07:40:57.140 Okay.

07:40:58.240 I'll duck in the bushes and hide.

07:41:01.580 They can smell you, girl.

07:41:02.560 I'll, like, do the technique where you lay the flat on the floor.

07:41:06.740 Well, the idea here is, like, you are crossing paths, so they're aware of your presence.

07:41:12.480 Still bear?

07:41:13.040 I just immediately fall to the ground.

07:41:15.340 She just succumbs to it.

07:41:16.320 Just pretend to be dead.

07:41:19.600 Okay.

07:41:20.240 Why do you pick bear?

07:41:23.300 I feel like it is more predictable than...

07:41:26.400 Okay.

07:41:27.640 Like they said, more predictable.

07:41:29.060 And so, basically, if I understand it correctly, your guys' fear or concern here when it comes

07:41:33.880 to the man is, like, the bear could murder you, the man could murder you, the man could

07:41:38.280 also SAU.

07:41:39.120 Is that pretty much your positions?

07:41:41.060 Or torture you.

07:41:42.580 Okay.

07:41:43.040 So, just what percentage of men do you think would be inclined to SAU, basically?

07:41:46.940 I mean, that's the argument.

07:41:47.680 Oh, God.

07:41:47.840 I have no idea.

07:41:51.020 Hopefully not a lot, but you can never know.

07:41:53.200 That's the thing.

07:41:53.800 I mean, there are statistics out there, but...

07:41:58.800 I wouldn't have a good guesstimate, a good guesstimation either.

07:42:04.000 Hopefully not over 50.

07:42:05.340 If you had to.

07:42:06.460 If a meteor was going to hit the planet tomorrow and blow everybody to hell if you didn't guess

07:42:13.840 this, what would your guess be?

07:42:16.380 Can we put up the mathematics offense?

07:42:19.180 No, no, no.

07:42:20.140 You don't have time.

07:42:20.860 Can you guess for me?

07:42:22.480 Okay, I'm going to see.

07:42:23.340 The world depends on it.

07:42:25.300 Just throw out a number.

07:42:26.740 50.

07:42:27.660 50%.

07:42:28.300 Okay.

07:42:29.380 I would say, like, yeah, 50%.

07:42:31.320 Okay.

07:42:35.160 Do you have anything?

07:42:36.440 Percentage?

07:42:38.600 No.

07:42:39.560 If the world depended on it, the meteor is going to strike.

07:42:41.140 If the world depended on it, I'd probably say it's a 50-50 chance.

07:42:45.300 50-50.

07:42:46.060 Okay.

07:42:48.900 I wouldn't like for that to be the case, but...

07:42:51.660 You're adopted, right?

07:42:55.000 Yes.

07:42:55.380 I don't know if this question is going to hit quite the same.

07:42:58.620 You have male siblings?

07:43:00.720 Mm-hmm.

07:43:01.380 Brothers?

07:43:02.000 Yeah.

07:43:02.400 Multiple brothers?

07:43:03.200 Yeah.

07:43:03.480 How many brothers?

07:43:04.180 I have four brothers.

07:43:05.280 Four brothers?

07:43:05.620 So 50% of them are essayers?

07:43:07.540 No.

07:43:08.200 Oh.

07:43:09.180 But you said it would, like, the risk is 50%?

07:43:11.100 That's not how statistics work.

07:43:12.540 That is kind of how...

07:43:13.700 Well, it would actually be, in this case, if you say 50% of all men...

07:43:17.600 But I said I wasn't sure about that.

07:43:18.960 Hang on.

07:43:19.080 Hang on.

07:43:19.960 But to refute the point, if you say 50% of all men would do this, then that's exactly

07:43:26.040 how statistics work.

07:43:28.000 I guess I said that there's a 50-50 chance that any man would make the decision to do

07:43:31.660 that.

07:43:32.180 That would be 50% of all men.

07:43:33.560 I guess.

07:43:34.460 I don't think that all men are inherently people who would essay somebody, but I think

07:43:37.940 that given the opportunity...

07:43:39.000 That would stand a reason if 50% wouldn't do it.

07:43:41.300 I don't know.

07:43:41.880 Is the opportunity just, like, seeing a girl in the woods, though?

07:43:44.860 Like, what is the context?

07:43:46.200 I don't have a great stance on this, if I'm going to be honest.

07:43:48.180 Well, the idea is just this.

07:43:50.040 You're teleported against your will, and so is this random man.

07:43:54.240 Could be any random man on planet Earth.

07:43:57.320 Or any random bear on planet Earth.

07:44:00.860 But you're teleported into the middle of a forest.

07:44:03.920 With this, you spawn right next to each other.

07:44:07.960 Who do you take?

07:44:10.560 I just feel like me and the bear would be friends.

07:44:13.140 You and the polar bear.

07:44:14.920 Yeah.

07:44:15.040 Girl, it's not Yogi Bear.

07:44:17.220 Girl, that's my opinion.

07:44:18.840 But there's also the idea here, too.

07:44:22.000 I wonder if this would change the answer for you or for you.

07:44:24.720 You do realize that there is the chance that you could spawn in the forest with a multi-millionaire

07:44:30.620 who's extremely handsome, right?

07:44:33.940 Does that change your answer at all?

07:44:35.280 Oh, multi-millionaires are...

07:44:37.080 Diddy?

07:44:37.980 Right.

07:44:38.200 Some, yeah.

07:44:41.220 Some.

07:44:41.720 That's true.

07:44:42.420 I think some is just not a small enough amount for me to want to risk that.

07:44:45.800 Just so you know, almost 10% of the United States population are millionaires.

07:44:50.960 I just think it's too small.

07:44:52.280 And 33% of that, I believe, is women.

07:44:54.820 About 33% are millionaires.

07:44:56.820 The rest are men.

07:44:58.200 Okay.

07:44:58.440 But it varies across a huge, wide array of age spectrums.

07:45:04.500 Mostly because retirement accounts, IRAs, things like this, they end up kind of accruing

07:45:10.440 about a million dollars worth of assets, right?

07:45:12.960 So the thing is, like, you could spawn with one of them.

07:45:17.820 You could spawn with a multi-millionaire.

07:45:19.380 You could spawn with a fucking NBA player who's super handsome and has millions.

07:45:25.960 You could spawn with that.

07:45:28.360 I just am not willing to get those chances.

07:45:30.020 That's okay.

07:45:30.420 That's okay.

07:45:31.860 All right.

07:45:32.680 We're going to get into the rest of the questionnaire then.

07:45:36.520 Let's see.

07:45:37.340 The question is, do transgender individuals have a duty to disclose to romantic partners?

07:45:46.640 Lucy, you were a maybe on that one.

07:45:50.360 I feel like it depends if they've had bottom surgery and they're going to be intimate with

07:45:54.000 each other.

07:45:55.120 McKenna, you said no to this one.

07:45:59.340 Elle, Barbie, you're in the middle.

07:46:02.860 And then Riley, are you in the middle on this one?

07:46:07.340 Wait, what was the question again?

07:46:08.760 All right, I'm just going to never mind.

07:46:11.500 Not paying attention.

07:46:12.460 You don't get to participate on this one.

07:46:16.540 So it depends if they have bottom surgery for you.

07:46:19.560 I mean, I don't know.

07:46:20.160 I'm not, I haven't been in that situation, so I wouldn't really know what to do.

07:46:23.340 I feel like most people who are trans do generally disclose that information because there's that

07:46:28.760 whole thing about, like, feeling a lot of men, like, specifically if it's a trans woman,

07:46:32.700 men sometimes feel like they're being, like, misled.

07:46:34.640 And, well, they, what do you mean they feel like?

07:46:38.200 Or I guess.

07:46:38.580 Are they not?

07:46:39.280 I mean.

07:46:39.540 Being misled?

07:46:42.200 No.

07:46:42.640 I don't think so.

07:46:43.760 I don't think so.

07:46:44.220 So, McKenna, your position on this, you said no?

07:46:47.120 Yeah, I mean, I think it doesn't really matter.

07:46:49.020 It doesn't really matter?

07:46:50.180 I feel like you'd be able to tell, like, once you get all the clothes off.

07:46:53.560 Seriously?

07:46:55.000 Yeah.

07:46:55.360 So, I mean, like, they'd figure out.

07:46:57.040 What if you couldn't?

07:46:57.920 Or you were drunk?

07:46:58.640 If you couldn't, then why does it matter?

07:47:00.400 Yeah.

07:47:01.940 I mean, I don't.

07:47:02.420 Do you think this is a safe thing for trans women to do?

07:47:05.680 No.

07:47:05.880 To just, like, go get with, like, random?

07:47:07.800 No.

07:47:09.480 To, like, not tell anyone?

07:47:10.700 To pursue a sexual encounter and just let the guy feel your cock.

07:47:15.740 I mean, if she's a woman, she's a woman.

07:47:17.940 Well, that's actually a really good point to bring up because I feel like there has been

07:47:20.580 a lot of violence against trans women specifically because they didn't disclose it.

07:47:24.100 So, it's almost like maybe you should to prevent that.

07:47:26.280 Besides the safety risk to the transgender woman, isn't it just kind of, like, the courteous

07:47:33.060 thing to do for the man?

07:47:35.700 Yeah.

07:47:36.200 That's why I said it depends.

07:47:37.320 Right.

07:47:37.680 But you guys.

07:47:38.060 Let's say you were at a bar and there was a really good-looking dude.

07:47:43.000 Really good-looking.

07:47:45.380 And, you know, he had all the right moves and you went home with him.

07:47:48.840 Okay?

07:47:49.540 You slept together.

07:47:50.480 And then right after you had sex, he did a Scooby-Doo and he pulled off a mask, right?

07:47:56.800 And underneath was a wart-infested 50-year-old.

07:48:00.440 And he was like, ha-ha, bitch!

07:48:02.920 What?

07:48:03.260 Hang on.

07:48:03.680 I just want to make sure.

07:48:05.420 He shouldn't have disclosed that.

07:48:08.300 Well, wait.

07:48:09.080 What situation would that ever happen?

07:48:10.460 Yeah, I can't tell.

07:48:11.580 They don't have a mask on.

07:48:12.560 Whether or not you think it would ever happen or not, I just want to ask again, he shouldn't

07:48:20.380 have disclosed that.

07:48:21.980 Can you give a more realistic scenario?

07:48:23.640 Can you stop for a second?

07:48:24.740 He shouldn't have disclosed that.

07:48:26.920 That he was an old warty man?

07:48:28.600 So he pulls off the mask, warts everywhere, ugliest sin, he's missing most of his teeth.

07:48:35.660 Okay, the whole night.

07:48:36.480 I mean, at that point I'd just say, well, already happened, boy-bye.

07:48:39.080 And he still did.

07:48:40.200 So he shouldn't have disclosed that.

07:48:41.960 I would have rather not known.

07:48:43.560 I would have rather, less I know the better, like I said earlier.

07:48:45.900 But if he had disclosed that before you had gone home with him, would you have gone home

07:48:50.860 with him?

07:48:51.040 Yeah, keep the socks on so it's not gay.

07:48:52.460 Keep the mask on so it's not ugly.

07:48:53.640 Hang on, hang on.

07:48:53.660 I want you to engage with the actual question I asked.

07:48:55.520 I know, but the actual question is ridiculous.

07:48:56.480 If he had engaged with you and showed you his true self beforehand and you wouldn't have

07:49:02.180 gone home with him, which you wouldn't, right?

07:49:05.620 Should he have done that?

07:49:07.980 Then no.

07:49:09.180 No.

07:49:09.420 I don't get it.

07:49:10.200 So then the idea here is just this.

07:49:12.620 If you say it doesn't matter if a trans person discloses it or not, in this case, you say,

07:49:17.760 okay, well, fuck, if they pulled the mask off, that would be awful.

07:49:20.900 I ask you, okay, if they would have disclosed that before, would you have gone home with

07:49:26.260 them?

07:49:26.380 The answer is no.

07:49:26.920 I just want to know what trans people, you know, that wear super realistic masks instead

07:49:30.100 of getting, like, surgery.

07:49:30.800 Thank you, because that was not a great analogy when you came up with the trans person.

07:49:34.840 I feel like it's really hard to do surgery.

07:49:36.860 Listen, listen, stop, stop.

07:49:37.260 It's not an analogy.

07:49:37.940 Okay, then what is it?

07:49:38.660 It's a hypothetical.

07:49:39.740 But that's not a...

07:49:40.460 A hypothetical is designed to test your logic.

07:49:42.860 So look, let's make it super easy.

07:49:44.760 Not just realistic.

07:49:46.100 Let's make it super easy.

07:49:47.220 It doesn't have to be realistic to test your...

07:49:49.100 In fact, it shouldn't be realistic to test your logic.

07:49:52.360 So here's the thing, right?

07:49:53.500 All I'm doing is making a comparison between something which would be similar in instance,

07:50:00.100 not in fact.

07:50:01.660 So it's like this, okay?

07:50:03.480 If you saw a guy who you were totally in every way unattracted to, would you go home with him?

07:50:09.440 Yes.

07:50:10.120 If for some reason you saw this person as being super attractive because you were under the

07:50:16.240 influence of drugs and he didn't know, or he was wearing a mask, or there was some other

07:50:22.360 compelling reason why you didn't know that he was actually unattractive, right?

07:50:28.300 And you went home with him anyway, right?

07:50:31.380 And it was masked from you in some way.

07:50:33.340 In this case, he was wearing a literal fucking mask, a literal mask.

07:50:36.960 You peel the mask back and he's an ugly fuck, right?

07:50:40.300 Don't you think he should have disclosed that without tricking you?

07:50:43.540 No.

07:50:44.260 I have a question.

07:50:45.480 Wait, I just want to make sure then.

07:50:47.120 So if a man can gussy himself up in a way, hide everything from you,

07:50:51.560 and then sleep with you, right?

07:50:53.860 You're totally okay with that.

07:50:55.420 You're talking about transgender people and a person with a literal mask on.

07:51:01.640 Your hypothetical sense does not make sense to me.

07:51:04.420 It's the same thing.

07:51:05.480 It's still, it's a literal mask.

07:51:07.340 It's not because a transgender person, they alternated their body to become a certain person.

07:51:13.240 Yeah, it's called a mask.

07:51:14.140 Yeah, but they're not ripping it off.

07:51:15.980 No, well, here's the thing.

07:51:17.960 The second you find out that they're not that thing, they are ripping it off.

07:51:22.080 Okay, so you're talking about a secret mask.

07:51:23.120 I wouldn't look at them any differently.

07:51:24.840 Yeah, you wouldn't look at them any differently.

07:51:26.840 That was his entire...

07:51:27.840 Sorry.

07:51:28.340 Oh, Lord, have mercy.

07:51:29.580 No, wait, I have a question.

07:51:30.420 If a woman hadn't, like you slept with this woman, she's beautiful.

07:51:33.440 Like the most stunning woman you ever met.

07:51:34.800 And then you found out that she had had a bunch of facial and body surgery.

07:51:38.080 Would you feel like she should have told you that she had facial and body surgery?

07:51:40.940 Oh, thank you.

07:51:42.740 Wait, wait.

07:51:43.160 Thank you.

07:51:43.500 Thank you.

07:51:44.000 So then why does...

07:51:44.840 If she was super ugly before, like hideous.

07:51:46.800 Thank you.

07:51:47.340 Back up.

07:51:47.760 So then that...

07:51:48.360 I'm protesting your mask.

07:51:49.840 That's a permanent change.

07:51:50.900 And I'm willing...

07:51:51.480 So is it trans?

07:51:52.660 What?

07:51:53.060 I'm totally willing to engage.

07:51:54.700 Yeah.

07:51:55.160 Okay, so I love the gotcha.

07:51:58.020 It's not a gotcha.

07:51:58.580 And I just want you to have a watcha as I destroy your gotcha.

07:52:03.940 Watcha.

07:52:04.240 So it's very simple, my wicked witch.

07:52:07.600 Very simple.

07:52:08.500 It works like this.

07:52:10.140 You should do something about that blemish.

07:52:11.740 Otherwise, you wouldn't look so witchy.

07:52:12.960 You wouldn't look so witchy.

07:52:14.040 But anyway...

07:52:14.480 That was just mean.

07:52:15.680 Hey, you've been mean.

07:52:17.420 But anyway...

07:52:17.720 No, I haven't.

07:52:18.160 I've actually...

07:52:18.660 I've been so nice to you today.

07:52:19.840 You were mocking him.

07:52:20.680 You were mocking him.

07:52:21.080 You were...

07:52:21.440 I was mocking myself because you called me a witch.

07:52:23.160 So I went, ha, ha, ha, ha.

07:52:24.060 Yeah.

07:52:24.320 So anyway...

07:52:24.880 There's a distinct difference here.

07:52:27.940 Here's the difference, right?

07:52:29.580 You say, well, what about the altercations which have happened?

07:52:33.860 This type of thing, right?

07:52:35.660 If you had known that this woman had been altered, would it change your decision?

07:52:40.140 The answer is no, right?

07:52:41.580 The question becomes, if you had known this woman was altered and it would change your

07:52:47.080 decision, that's the question.

07:52:50.240 So if you knew that this person was a male and you thought it was a female and slept with

07:52:56.160 it, if you had known that it wasn't, would it change your opinion?

07:53:00.660 No.

07:53:01.400 No.

07:53:01.900 It wouldn't for you.

07:53:03.280 I mean, I have a lot of...

07:53:04.020 I have trans friends or transgender friends who literally, they think it's super important

07:53:08.980 to disclose.

07:53:09.520 Like, most of them, it's necessary.

07:53:13.600 Like, they think it's wrong when people don't.

07:53:16.220 Because they wouldn't want to be with someone who doesn't accept that.

07:53:17.960 I just want to make sure I get this right.

07:53:18.760 I definitely think you should disclose that, in my opinion.

07:53:21.020 That if you wouldn't feel in any way tricked.

07:53:23.500 No.

07:53:24.200 Okay.

07:53:25.440 Not at all.

07:53:25.900 They are who they are.

07:53:26.380 If they say that they're a woman, they're a woman.

07:53:28.100 So why should they disclose if they have HIV?

07:53:31.320 Because you're not going to get an STD from someone just because they're trans.

07:53:34.820 You might not get HIV from them just because they have HIV.

07:53:38.580 Is that...

07:53:39.580 They can be on medication and stuff.

07:53:40.500 That's correct.

07:53:41.300 A man with HIV can come all up in you and it doesn't mean you're going to get HIV.

07:53:45.740 But that's a completely different situation.

07:53:46.780 Well, wait a second.

07:53:47.800 Because that affects you, actually.

07:53:48.940 How does it affect you by sleeping with someone who's trans?

07:53:50.360 It affects you how?

07:53:51.140 You may not get the disease.

07:53:52.580 You may not even get it.

07:53:53.580 What would be the negative effect of sleeping with someone who's trans and you didn't know?

07:53:57.240 What would be the negative effect?

07:53:57.940 Well, the negative effect for you.

07:53:58.580 It could be psychological.

07:53:59.140 It could be psychological for people.

07:54:00.360 Oh, not only feeling tricked, right, but mortified, horrified.

07:54:03.700 It could give you suicidal thoughts.

07:54:05.180 It could give you suicidal tendencies.

07:54:06.680 You don't have to understand that.

07:54:07.640 It could make you question all sorts of things.

07:54:09.080 What would be the negative effect of sleeping with a man with HIV if you didn't get it?

07:54:13.360 The scare?

07:54:15.620 That wasn't really a gotcha, though.

07:54:16.460 And there's the gotcha.

07:54:17.620 Donated 200.

07:54:18.600 The scare.

07:54:18.840 But if you didn't get it, then I wouldn't be mad about it.

07:54:20.820 1.005% of men would do SA.

07:54:24.480 Most would help you.

07:54:25.920 Because you could also help them out along the way.

07:54:29.140 Sometime you need a direct approach.

07:54:31.140 Others you need finesse.

07:54:32.880 Men are not the enemy.

07:54:34.240 Yeah.

07:54:34.560 I agree.

07:54:35.160 Men are not the enemy, absolutely.

07:54:37.220 I do appreciate the TTS.

07:54:38.740 W's in the chat for rage.

07:54:40.160 Really appreciate it, man.

07:54:40.920 Thank you so much for the TTS.

07:54:42.540 You did say, though, on this topic that if they transition, that this is, like, they should not disclose if they've transitioned?

07:54:59.200 If they've had bottom surgery?

07:55:00.320 You said something about bottom surgery?

07:55:01.560 I mean, like, if there's no way of telling, I don't really see the harm.

07:55:07.160 If you're going to sleep with this person one time and never again, like, I don't really see the harm.

07:55:09.960 You don't see the harm.

07:55:10.440 But if it's, like, if it's a beautiful woman on the outside, maybe she still has her penis.

07:55:13.820 Okay, so how about this?

07:55:14.480 Then maybe you should disclose that.

07:55:15.420 Sure.

07:55:15.760 So let me ask you this.

07:55:16.880 I actually think that there would be, if they've had bottom surgery and you don't disclose, here's the difference.

07:55:27.420 If they have a penis and the guy is straight, that guy is going to back out of the sexual encounter immediately.

07:55:34.420 Yeah, absolutely.

07:55:35.740 Ah, but if they've gotten the bottom surgery and it's, I mean, my understanding of it, hold on, hold on, calm down.

07:55:45.000 I'm calm.

07:55:45.720 Chill out.

07:55:46.880 Got to let people finish their arguments before you just jump in.

07:55:48.760 Baby, you're the one who has steam coming out of your ears, not me.

07:55:50.780 Chill out.

07:55:51.540 Okay.

07:55:51.820 So if they have the bottom surgery, right, it's conceivable that this could trick a man, right?

07:56:01.200 I personally think that there's, that's not pussy.

07:56:05.900 Like, that's not, it's cock, but, like, inside of you.

07:56:10.360 That's just genetics.

07:56:11.580 Everybody, a cock literally is the inside or the outside inversion of a vagina.

07:56:16.620 Totally different.

07:56:17.660 No, no, it's totally different.

07:56:19.680 Can we pull up an anatomy chart?

07:56:20.900 So just to be clear, just to be clear, you, you think that, like, it's, it's not exactly

07:56:25.740 inverted, but.

07:56:26.520 So when, when a transgender woman has had the bottom surgery, you think, yeah, you can roll

07:56:32.420 your eyes.

07:56:32.840 I'm just asking you a question.

07:56:33.660 I'm not rolling, I'm just tired of this.

07:56:34.360 Yeah, cool.

07:56:35.320 So you think it is, like, nearly identical to vagina?

07:56:40.280 I think that's the whole point of the surgery.

07:56:44.320 It looks, men will fuck a pocket pussy, but not a, not an engineered vagina.

07:56:48.800 Men will fuck AI dolls, but not a vagina.

07:56:50.660 Men will fuck anything.

07:56:51.660 Oh, but the second that this person used to be, maybe was born a man, all of a sudden

07:56:55.480 it's a problem.

07:56:56.380 I just don't get that.

07:56:57.840 What?

07:56:59.100 It's also a preference.

07:57:00.180 Your argument is essentially just like, if a woman is true.

07:57:03.140 I literally said that they should disclose it probably for their safety, and you're

07:57:06.160 exactly saying why, it's because men will feel tricked, and then they might result in

07:57:09.320 doing some sort of.

07:57:09.660 Yeah, but a lot of treatment are on DL.

07:57:12.620 What do you want me to say from this?

07:57:13.760 You want me to say, yes, they should always tell?

07:57:15.860 Absent, physical threat to the transgender, it's still wrong.

07:57:19.520 You're doing a wrong to the other person.

07:57:23.500 What we were talking, like what we were talking about earlier, the misleading.

07:57:26.960 Yes, it would be misleading.

07:57:28.080 Okay, so then you're, then absolutely you're right, they should always disclose that they

07:57:31.260 are trans before engaging in a sexual activity.

07:57:35.540 Glad I could convince you.

07:57:36.480 I'm so glad that we got there.

07:57:37.700 I'm glad that we could convince you on that.

07:57:39.600 Yeah.

07:57:39.800 Yeah, you should definitely disclose, one, for the safety component, and two, to just

07:57:43.360 be a courteous, decent human being who doesn't trick people, trick men who are straight,

07:57:49.000 into having sex with a male.

07:57:52.260 But what?

07:57:54.180 But what?

07:57:55.220 I just, I feel like how often does that happen?

07:57:58.620 Have you ever been tricked?

07:58:00.080 No, I haven't.

07:58:01.260 There we go.

07:58:04.020 Okay.

07:58:04.440 But why, I don't understand.

07:58:05.480 So then why is it such an issue for you, if it's never even happened to you?

07:58:07.940 Oh, I'll go ahead.

07:58:08.360 Have you ever had an abortion?

07:58:09.660 No.

07:58:10.220 Oh, why is abortion an issue for you?

07:58:12.040 It's, what?

07:58:12.860 Oh, are you pro-choice or pro-life?

07:58:14.220 I'm pro-choice because I think people can do whatever they want to do.

07:58:16.540 Oh, okay, but you've never had an abortion, so you can't have an opinion on this.

07:58:17.920 That's, no.

07:58:19.420 That's not how you do it.

07:58:19.540 That logic makes no sense.

07:58:21.720 That's literally your argument.

07:58:22.960 That's literally your argument.

07:58:23.860 Okay, you know what?

07:58:24.560 It never happened to you, Brian, so you can't have an opinion.

07:58:26.420 I concede, I concede.

07:58:27.820 Sure, you're correct.

07:58:28.740 How about we're just having a conversation?

07:58:30.300 It's not a conversation because you're getting mad at me.

07:58:32.440 I'm not getting mad at you, you're just being ridiculous.

07:58:34.380 Okay, but a lot of straight men are on the DL.

07:58:39.020 Do you know what DL is?

07:58:39.620 So they're gay?

07:58:40.500 Yes.

07:58:40.780 Yeah, they're not straight then.

07:58:41.600 But they're exploring, and sometimes some men, they don't really care.

07:58:48.680 Okay, well that's fine.

07:58:49.620 Well, no, they're not straight, but like, if they're...

07:58:53.740 So what makes them not straight if they are just, if they're considered bisexual then?

07:58:58.160 Yeah, you're either bi or gay.

07:58:59.700 Like, I'm sorry, if you're a straight guy, and you're thinking about sucking cock, you're

07:59:04.680 either gay or bisexual.

07:59:07.460 Fair enough.

07:59:07.880 Like, I don't know how else to like...

07:59:09.360 It's kind of the definition.

07:59:10.020 I don't know how to categorize it.

07:59:11.280 But the thing about it is, is like, the reason why I said maybe is because like, one, I'm not

07:59:16.860 a trans female.

07:59:17.900 So?

07:59:18.180 Lucy's not a trans female.

07:59:19.220 Yeah, so how can I?

07:59:19.440 So?

07:59:20.000 So we can't vouch for transgender people.

07:59:23.760 We can't be like, okay, well, you should, you know, disclose this, because it's not our

07:59:27.560 choice.

07:59:27.720 Yeah, but it's possible you guys would date a trans man.

07:59:30.080 Because it's our choice.

07:59:31.660 If I decide to...

07:59:32.360 No, but you can't have an opinion about it, because you as women could encounter a scenario...

07:59:37.200 So then why are we still arguing?

07:59:38.020 Can you stop interrupting and just let me finish the sentence?

07:59:41.440 You guys, as women, could encounter a trans man.

07:59:45.180 Do you want kids?

07:59:46.480 You want kids?

07:59:47.460 They didn't disclose.

07:59:48.300 Let's say they're 100% passing.

07:59:49.820 Cool.

07:59:50.120 You can't have kids.

07:59:50.880 You can't have biological kids with your spouse.

07:59:52.720 Okay, but you could still adopt.

07:59:55.120 Huh?

07:59:55.460 You could still adopt.

07:59:56.640 Like, there's like...

07:59:57.180 Right, but maybe like, it's important to you on that.

07:59:59.040 Or maybe you want to date, like, somebody who was born male.

08:00:05.080 Or maybe you just want to date whoever you want to date.

08:00:07.880 That...

08:00:08.280 I don't have a...

08:00:08.920 If you want to date a trans person, that's totally fine.

08:00:11.180 Yeah, but...

08:00:12.040 And if it's...

08:00:12.780 But maybe there are women out there that don't.

08:00:14.160 But it's their choice.

08:00:15.840 It's...

08:00:16.360 I can't...

08:00:16.920 We can't decide.

08:00:17.840 Like, we can't decide what if that trans person should disclose the information that they're

08:00:23.680 transgender.

08:00:24.380 We can't force them to, but we can say they should.

08:00:27.120 But like Lucy said, if they didn't get bottom surgery, then that isn't understandable.

08:00:32.560 That's to a certain extent, I would agree.

08:00:34.520 I don't care.

08:00:35.200 Either way, you should disclose whether you've had bottom surgery or not.

08:00:38.420 I think it just really depends.

08:00:39.420 I think it's a...

08:00:40.140 Are you saying this on...

08:00:42.100 No, I'm saying...

08:00:42.580 Prior to safety?

08:00:44.040 Are you...

08:00:44.340 Well, that's one reason, but I think it's just like a courtesy to the other person.

08:00:47.880 But I think it would be a bigger deal that you should disclose after you've had bottom

08:00:52.300 surgery.

08:00:53.120 Because then you could really like...

08:00:55.060 Like, okay, you've totally...

08:00:56.680 You look like a chick, but you've got a cock.

08:00:59.140 I'll find out you have a cock, and I'll have been deceived up until that point, in which

08:01:03.980 point I can extract myself from the sexual encounter.

08:01:07.300 If you have a pussy and you're not disclosing, you've just forced me to be a homosexual, basically.

08:01:12.960 You've forced me to be gay.

08:01:15.100 No!

08:01:16.100 Yes, you literally...

08:01:17.180 Well, technically that person didn't consent to that, so...

08:01:20.620 Because they didn't know.

08:01:22.300 I mean...

08:01:22.820 So then, the point we're trying to just make is that they should disclose.

08:01:27.580 Yeah.

08:01:27.860 Yeah.

08:01:28.400 Like, you should...

08:01:29.080 Because we...

08:01:30.040 I think the only reason that we might feel that way is because we wouldn't care either

08:01:32.960 way, but it turns out a lot of people do.

08:01:35.160 Yeah.

08:01:35.520 Well, personally, I wouldn't care, but I would want someone to disclose it to me.

08:01:39.840 Yeah.

08:01:40.280 You know?

08:01:40.820 Well, then you'd still care.

08:01:42.960 You said you personally...

08:01:44.000 No, I mean, I don't care about the gender of the person.

08:01:46.420 But you didn't...

08:01:46.680 I don't care if they're trans or not.

08:01:47.940 But you want them to disclose that to you, so you still care.

08:01:50.340 Yes, because that's called honesty.

08:01:51.580 I'm not going to spend too much time on one topic.

08:01:53.060 Yeah.

08:01:54.140 Yeah, we're moving on.

08:01:55.700 Okay, no.

08:01:56.440 Next one.

08:01:56.940 Next one, is it straight for a man to date a transgender woman?

08:02:01.420 Lucy, you said yes.

08:02:04.400 Let's see.

08:02:06.960 Elle, you said yes.

08:02:10.020 And that's it.

08:02:11.120 Okay.

08:02:12.200 Perhaps this relates to the previous one.

08:02:15.300 Just so why is it straight for a man to date a transgender woman?

08:02:18.640 Because they're a woman.

08:02:21.000 Okay.

08:02:21.420 What is a woman?

08:02:23.640 Presenting female.

08:02:24.900 Going around the table on this, I guess.

08:02:27.000 What is a woman?

08:02:27.940 A woman who is born a woman.

08:02:31.100 I don't know.

08:02:32.040 Cisgender woman?

08:02:34.500 Cisgender woman?

08:02:35.340 I don't know.

08:02:35.900 Presents as woman.

08:02:38.160 A human female.

08:02:39.260 Someone with a vagina.

08:02:42.880 Presence as a woman.

08:02:44.160 A female that can procreate, create life.

08:02:47.100 Sure.

08:02:50.280 Same as she said.

08:02:52.360 Okay.

08:02:53.940 Is a transgender...

08:02:55.740 I'm just going to go ahead.

08:02:56.840 I don't actually believe this, but just for the sake of the conversation.

08:02:59.960 I'm going to go ahead and grant that a transgender woman is a woman.

08:03:04.100 Is a transgender woman female?

08:03:07.140 Lucy, starting with you.

08:03:08.580 I guess biologically, no.

08:03:11.340 But if it's all in the brain, which is what's controlling these meat sacks, then I feel like, yes.

08:03:16.640 Meat sacks.

08:03:17.840 That's what our bodies are, dude.

08:03:19.280 We're all just noggin.

08:03:20.580 We're all just noggin.

08:03:22.000 We just happen to be given the avatar that we're given.

08:03:24.260 If you believe, like...

08:03:25.860 I don't know.

08:03:26.540 If God doesn't make mistakes, then why would trans people even exist in the first place?

08:03:30.280 Like, if they weren't supposed to be...

08:03:31.740 I'm not making a religious argument.

08:03:32.560 I'm making a secular argument.

08:03:33.440 Okay, then I'm just going to shut up.

08:03:34.880 Okay.

08:03:35.520 So, is a transgender woman female?

08:03:38.960 I said not biologically, but mentally, yes.

08:03:41.700 You can't mentally change your sex.

08:03:44.920 They're born female, even if they're born in the wrong body.

08:03:48.620 So, the...

08:03:49.040 Wait, hold on.

08:03:49.640 The soul fairy stuffing the wrong souls in the wrong bodies?

08:03:52.220 Yeah, maybe.

08:03:52.900 Okay, so...

08:03:53.760 I can't even begin to explain what that experience is like, because I am not trans.

08:03:57.400 Doesn't...

08:03:58.000 Well...

08:03:58.480 Well, how do you know Brian's not trans?

08:04:01.200 Because Brian isn't trans.

08:04:02.500 Because Brian hasn't been trans.

08:04:03.540 You didn't ask me my pronouns.

08:04:06.680 Come to think of it, you didn't ask me my pronouns.

08:04:09.820 You just assumed everybody's gender.

08:04:11.620 Non-disclosing prior to carnal knowledge is grape.

08:04:15.940 You could actually make an argument for that.

08:04:17.500 Yeah, that's fair.

08:04:18.160 It could technically be an essay.

08:04:19.880 But, anyways, so, I guess going around the table, is a transgender woman female?

08:04:28.060 Biologically, no.

08:04:30.200 But I do think a trans woman is a woman.

08:04:32.960 That's really...

08:04:33.620 Hold on.

08:04:34.700 I already...

08:04:35.200 I just granted it.

08:04:36.400 Just to...

08:04:37.120 All right.

08:04:38.000 Um, exact same stance as her on that.

08:04:40.800 Okay, so...

08:04:42.120 Biologically, yeah.

08:04:43.640 Biologically, no.

08:04:44.580 Mentally, yeah.

08:04:45.160 So, not female.

08:04:47.080 Well...

08:04:47.480 So, her stance.

08:04:48.080 Yes.

08:04:48.140 Her stance.

08:04:49.460 Mentally, you can be female.

08:04:51.820 What's the difference between woman and female?

08:04:53.660 The sex you're born with versus the sex that you present as.

08:04:58.620 Okay, but, like, how would you mentally be female?

08:05:00.880 I don't understand.

08:05:01.720 Well, if you believe...

08:05:02.700 Like, the way that you were talking about earlier about how, like, women and men have

08:05:05.560 different wants and different beliefs and different, like, ways of thinking and different

08:05:08.940 priorities, if someone who is born biologically male thinks like a woman, then they are a woman.

08:05:15.620 And if they want to be presenting as a woman...

08:05:17.580 What does that mean to think like a woman?

08:05:20.060 Like, how could you ever know?

08:05:21.500 Because, like, because they enjoy expressing themselves as a woman.

08:05:24.880 So, they could be feminine, but how...

08:05:27.000 It's different, though.

08:05:27.680 Wanting to be perceived as a woman.

08:05:29.080 Wanting to be seen that way.

08:05:30.680 What does it mean to think as a woman versus think as a man?

08:05:34.560 Like, can you actually articulate what that even means?

08:05:36.200 Well, I don't know what it's like to think as a man.

08:05:37.920 I mean, I know that I've wanted to spend a day in a man's shoes.

08:05:40.700 I know that I've definitely questioned that before, but I don't believe that I'm trans.

08:05:43.260 And some people have a really strong belief of that.

08:05:45.080 Can a transgender woman be female?

08:05:48.380 No.

08:05:49.060 No.

08:05:50.140 No.

08:05:50.500 Yes.

08:05:52.080 No.

08:05:53.360 No.

08:05:53.880 Okay.

08:05:54.280 So, going to you, and you two were the ones who said that it's straight for a man to date

08:05:59.460 a transgender woman.

08:06:01.020 How would it be, just, how would it be straight?

08:06:03.240 If a straight man would be okay with the fact that they are trans, which means that they're

08:06:07.860 not transphobic, then yes, it's straight.

08:06:10.320 If they are not okay with it, and if they don't want to describe it as straight, then that's

08:06:13.480 fine for them.

08:06:14.060 Wait, so someone won't have sex with a trans person, they're transphobic?

08:06:17.900 No.

08:06:18.620 I thought you said they were, sorry.

08:06:20.300 I'm mis-

08:06:20.840 I actually heard that the same way.

08:06:22.760 Okay.

08:06:23.160 Yeah, so, okay.

08:06:24.260 If you don't believe that a trans woman is a woman, then you are transphobic.

08:06:27.540 So, if you don't believe that dating a woman who is trans is straight, then that's transphobic.

08:06:32.660 Wait, so hold on.

08:06:33.360 If you don't believe in Christianity, you're Christ-phobic.

08:06:37.220 Sure.

08:06:38.300 But I believe in Christianity to an extent.

08:06:40.320 Shut up, Christophobe.

08:06:41.680 Stop.

08:06:42.320 Stop oppressing me, Christophobe.

08:06:44.440 Stop it.

08:06:45.240 You're an oppressor.

08:06:46.960 How does that make you feel to oppress Christians like this?

08:06:49.760 It feels great.

08:06:50.740 Christophobia.

08:06:51.460 I feel great.

08:06:51.720 I got a lot to get through, so.

08:06:53.360 I gotta move on.

08:06:54.400 Okay, so, straight.

08:06:57.680 Short, would you agree?

08:06:58.880 Short form slang for heterosexual?

08:07:01.100 Yes.

08:07:02.360 Yeah?

08:07:02.860 Sure.

08:07:03.100 Okay.

08:07:03.820 So, ignoring gender, because we're talking about sex here, and mind you, heterosexuality,

08:07:10.620 homosexuality, this points to the sex that you're attracted to, not the gender.

08:07:14.700 This is, I'm not even, this is the definition.

08:07:17.360 We can look it up.

08:07:19.020 Sexual preference, et cetera.

08:07:21.280 So, a male and a male engaging in sex is?

08:07:25.560 Gay.

08:07:27.120 Okay.

08:07:27.780 Right.

08:07:28.100 A male, a male and a female engaging in sex is?

08:07:31.740 Straight.

08:07:32.760 Okay, so, a man, a male, with a transgender woman, who's a male, that would then be?

08:07:41.380 Straight.

08:07:42.420 How would that be?

08:07:43.040 Because they're trans, because they made the transition.

08:07:45.520 No, no, no.

08:07:45.540 But it points to their sex.

08:07:47.680 You did agree that a transgender woman is male, correct?

08:07:51.720 No, that's not what I said.

08:07:52.820 I said, biologically, they were born one way, but they changed.

08:07:55.380 Yes, biologically, yeah.

08:07:57.100 Two males having sex is not straight.

08:08:01.480 Okay.

08:08:02.040 I mean, I guess you could call it a queer relationship, then.

08:08:04.440 No, but you can't call it straight.

08:08:06.520 Okay, sure.

08:08:07.500 You can't call it straight, but maybe you'd call it queer.

08:08:09.480 It wouldn't be inherently homosexual.

08:08:11.560 But it can't be straight.

08:08:12.340 I mean, I've definitely seen straight people date gay people.

08:08:17.040 They're not straight.

08:08:18.020 They're, sorry, you said one.

08:08:18.880 Well, then that's your definition.

08:08:20.800 So, like, to my understanding, you're like, okay, so one plus one equals two, but one plus

08:08:26.340 one plus one plus this number, da-da-da-da-da-da, like, this is when I'm, this is how my brain

08:08:32.920 is looking at it.

08:08:33.660 Would equal one plus one plus one plus whatever those other numbers are, and then it would

08:08:36.880 equal that ultimate number.

08:08:38.220 Okay, you're telling her about this analogy, gay, like, a man with a man is equals heterosexual.

08:08:46.000 A man with a woman is heterosexual, but a man with a straight, a hetero man with a transgender

08:08:53.160 woman, he's gay because-

08:08:56.400 Yes, he's gay.

08:08:57.020 But he likes women.

08:08:58.320 But he likes women because she's a woman.

08:08:59.640 Let me just ask you a simple question.

08:09:01.700 Your best friend, let's assume for a second he's a man.

08:09:05.180 Okay.

08:09:05.580 He comes to you and he says, hey, I just sucked this really hot woman's dick.

08:09:11.780 Hang on.

08:09:12.720 I just want to make sure, right?

08:09:15.120 He says, I just sucked this really hot chick's dick.

08:09:19.040 Now, is that guy gay?

08:09:24.740 First and foremost-

08:09:25.860 I just want to answer my question.

08:09:27.780 No.

08:09:28.280 No.

08:09:28.680 Okay.

08:09:29.300 So, if you suck a woman's dick, you're not gay.

08:09:34.140 I just want to make sure I got that right.

08:09:35.580 Do you know there's like-

08:09:36.260 Can he just answer my question?

08:09:37.800 No.

08:09:37.980 No.

08:09:38.100 Okay.

08:09:38.720 And so, your best friend comes to you?

08:09:41.340 I just sucked this hot woman's dick.

08:09:44.640 He's not gay?

08:09:45.880 No.

08:09:46.340 Okay.

08:09:46.900 I have a coworker who's intersex and him and his wife are in a straight relationship.

08:09:50.080 Most trans people are not intersex.

08:09:50.980 You don't know any intersex person who's a female who has a penis?

08:09:54.180 You don't know a single one?

08:09:56.180 What?

08:09:56.780 Garrett, you don't know a single intersex-

08:09:58.580 I don't know what his genitals are and I don't care.

08:10:00.340 Garrett, how about this?

08:10:00.680 How about this?

08:10:01.120 Really simple.

08:10:02.360 Really simple.

08:10:03.180 So, we'll just go ahead and grant you intersex, fine.

08:10:06.740 They're straight.

08:10:07.780 The 99% of the other trans people who are not intersex, then that-

08:10:13.580 See, I feel like-

08:10:14.160 Are you willing to concede that that would not be straight?

08:10:17.000 I feel like I have to, otherwise I'm just going to be-

08:10:19.640 You guys are just going to keep firing at me.

08:10:20.660 No, you don't have to.

08:10:21.520 Well, I do because I have my opinion on it and my opinion apparently is not right.

08:10:25.000 My opinion is that it's straight.

08:10:26.400 Yeah, we disagree with your opinion.

08:10:27.480 So, then why can't I just have my opinion?

08:10:29.260 You're not going to change my mind.

08:10:30.620 Well, that's weird, though.

08:10:32.300 So, that is weird.

08:10:33.760 Why is that weird?

08:10:34.420 Well, if somebody says I have my opinion, you can't change my mind, but they admit that

08:10:38.760 what they have is just an opinion, they actually should be saying my mind can be changed.

08:10:44.180 My opinion-

08:10:44.260 Well, your mind could be changed.

08:10:45.900 Your mind can't be changed?

08:10:46.500 Why can your opinion not be changed?

08:10:48.180 It can.

08:10:50.260 I don't know what the own was there.

08:10:52.120 It can.

08:10:52.460 I'm so confused.

08:10:53.680 Yeah, because you guys are saying, you're over here and you're talking to Lucy and you're

08:11:00.520 just like, okay, well, I'm trying to instill this type of logic into your brain so you can

08:11:05.260 understand that-

08:11:05.820 Well, there's only one type of logic.

08:11:09.020 I would disagree, but I-

08:11:09.700 I can see that it could possibly be queer.

08:11:11.500 You would disagree that there's multiple types of logic?

08:11:12.960 But it's straight.

08:11:13.600 Logic is universal.

08:11:15.040 But this aside, let's assume for a second there's multiple types of logic.

08:11:19.640 I just want to make sure I got this right.

08:11:21.620 I don't want to talk about logic.

08:11:22.720 We can just leave it right here.

08:11:23.860 We can just leave it here.

08:11:24.520 I want to talk about the transgender situation.

08:11:25.900 We can leave it right here, here.

08:11:27.880 Okay?

08:11:28.560 Here it is.

08:11:29.780 If your friend told you he just sucked a chick's dick, he's straight.

08:11:34.000 Yes?

08:11:35.780 Yes.

08:11:36.180 Okay, well, then that's it.

08:11:37.640 Yes.

08:11:37.900 Then that's it.

08:11:38.580 Then that's it.

08:11:39.540 We'll just leave it there.

08:11:41.600 I'm hungry.

08:11:42.500 Perfect.

08:11:43.620 Is it-

08:11:44.520 I'm just-

08:11:46.620 It doesn't even make sense.

08:11:49.280 Like, you guys-

08:11:49.560 I just sucked my girlfriend's dick.

08:11:51.240 It's like, what?

08:11:52.320 How?

08:11:53.140 How could you come to this conclusion?

08:11:55.200 How?

08:11:55.440 I mean, she's pegging a guy with a seven-inch dildo.

08:11:58.500 Yeah, is that gay?

08:11:59.300 A gay guy?

08:12:00.500 But he's bi.

08:12:01.380 But he's bisexual.

08:12:01.860 They're in a straight relationship.

08:12:03.040 So he fucks dudes?

08:12:05.020 I've met-

08:12:05.840 So wait, so wait.

08:12:06.560 I just want to make sure this guy fucks dudes?

08:12:10.040 That doesn't make her gay because she has a boyfriend who fucks dudes.

08:12:13.220 He's fucking gay.

08:12:14.500 It makes him bisexual.

08:12:14.860 But he's bisexual.

08:12:15.860 That's already been established that he's bisexual.

08:12:17.600 So hang on.

08:12:18.720 If you're bisexual, half of you is straight and half of you is-

08:12:23.220 But there are-

08:12:23.940 Wait, wait.

08:12:25.100 Half of you is straight and half of you is what?

08:12:27.040 What makes you bi?

08:12:27.960 What is the two?

08:12:29.120 Gay.

08:12:29.640 Gay.

08:12:30.360 So the thing is, is like, yeah, the dick part makes him fucking gay.

08:12:35.660 Yeah, but I've also-

08:12:36.220 Yeah, that's the way it works.

08:12:37.660 And I'm not going to lie here and sit here and lie.

08:12:39.320 I've also been with straight men who like to get pegged.

08:12:43.240 They're not gay.

08:12:44.280 Oh my God.

08:12:44.740 But that's not what they're talking about.

08:12:46.360 I'm just, no, I'm just, I'm just trying to-

08:12:48.060 Have you been with straight men who like to get fucked by dudes?

08:12:49.820 But my question is, my question to you is, if a straight man who likes to be pegged,

08:12:55.360 is he considered gay because he likes to be pegged?

08:12:58.020 Dude, can we stick onto the fucking conversation?

08:12:59.660 So here, I'll tell you, you know what?

08:13:01.100 This conversation isn't getting anywhere.

08:13:02.780 I'll just bite the bullet, right?

08:13:04.380 And say, that's gross, but he's still a heterosexual.

08:13:10.460 He's not doing anything with a male.

08:13:12.800 But now let me ask you the question in reverse, okay?

08:13:16.120 If a man is getting fucked up the ass by his girlfriend's biological penis, is he gay?

08:13:26.240 Unless she got it changed.

08:13:28.220 Right.

08:13:28.760 But I'll just, we'll just end it.

08:13:30.540 That conversation wore me the fuck out.

08:13:35.400 I'm so sleepy now.

08:13:38.880 I was having so much fun earlier, too.

08:13:40.640 I was laughing.

08:13:41.340 We were having a good time.

08:13:42.280 We were just having a really great time.

08:13:44.100 Well, yeah.

08:13:45.520 I mean, it's uncomfortable for you to have to confront the fact that you literally think

08:13:50.340 a dude can fuck dudes and they're not gay.

08:13:53.460 It's uncomfortable the fact that you guys think that you can have this conversation

08:13:55.340 when none of us are trans and none of us can actually speak on the conversation.

08:13:57.800 Again, if you were trans, do you think that it would prevent me from speaking to you about

08:14:02.180 this issue?

08:14:02.680 I think that I want to literally walk out a little bit of work, but I'm not going to.

08:14:06.440 Look, I wish you'd follow.

08:14:11.180 The logic literally doesn't make any sense.

08:14:13.960 No, fuck logic.

08:14:15.120 Fuck logic.

08:14:15.680 I'm so over this conversation.

08:14:16.880 Can we move on, please?

08:14:17.660 Because we're not getting anywhere.

08:14:18.560 We're both just getting angry.

08:14:20.980 Well, I'm not angry.

08:14:22.600 Look at him.

08:14:23.360 He's red as a tomato.

08:14:24.840 I'm frustrated because I'm constantly getting interrupted.

08:14:27.100 Literally, you just fucking did it.

08:14:29.400 Well, you're making no sense.

08:14:30.840 You're not making any fucking sense.

08:14:32.580 Then let's just agree to disagree.

08:14:34.200 Stop interrupting.

08:14:35.320 It's very simple.

08:14:36.620 Gave you instructions before the show.

08:14:38.320 Let's just agree to disagree.

08:14:40.980 Another interruption.

08:14:43.520 Can you stop moving the cup, please?

08:14:46.480 So, look.

08:14:47.860 I don't know else how to say it.

08:14:50.700 There's definitions to words.

08:14:52.880 Male, female, right?

08:14:54.320 You can't change your sex.

08:14:56.780 Two males engaged in a romantic or sexual relationship.

08:15:01.420 It's homosexual.

08:15:02.600 A male and a female engaged in a romantic or sexual relationship.

08:15:08.480 Heterosexual.

08:15:09.220 There's no getting around this.

08:15:10.620 My brain is melting.

08:15:12.200 Me too.

08:15:13.300 Oh, I'm sorry.

08:15:13.800 Did I interrupt you again?

08:15:14.980 Yeah, you did.

08:15:15.640 Can you stop being fucking catty about it?

08:15:17.280 Can you stop?

08:15:17.660 Can you stop?

08:15:18.240 We clearly are not going to change our opinions on it.

08:15:20.660 You clearly are not going to change your opinion.

08:15:22.040 Can we just move on to a different topic?

08:15:24.000 Here, I'll tell you why it's upsetting.

08:15:25.460 Because in the same way, you would be very upset at me if there was like...

08:15:29.020 Do you think gay conversion therapy is wrong?

08:15:31.700 Yes, absolutely.

08:15:32.360 Yeah, you're trying to co-opt my sex...

08:15:34.300 I don't want to change your opinion.

08:15:35.540 I want you to stop talking about it.

08:15:36.800 You shut the fuck up.

08:15:36.840 You've got to stop fucking interrupting.

08:15:39.340 Holy shit.

08:15:40.700 I don't even like go on long diatribes.

08:15:42.940 I literally make my points in a few sentences.

08:15:45.700 Just let me fucking get a word out.

08:15:49.300 I'm listening.

08:15:49.960 I'm listening.

08:15:52.040 You are dictating to me what is heterosexuality by saying that, no, Brian, this is what is

08:16:02.020 within the purview of heterosexuality.

08:16:04.200 In the same way that you would find it deeply offensive for us to say that gay people don't

08:16:09.180 actually exist.

08:16:09.840 You're just confused.

08:16:11.180 I'm not confused about my sexuality.

08:16:13.060 You're dictating to me, essentially, that I am somehow...

08:16:17.880 If I didn't date a transgender woman, that that would somehow make me what?

08:16:23.320 Well, that's your preference.

08:16:26.240 Would he be transphobic?

08:16:27.160 If he only did it because he didn't want to date a trans person?

08:16:29.600 If he doesn't believe that trans people or trans women are women, then that is transphobic.

08:16:34.040 If he chooses not to date them, that is not transphobic.

08:16:35.760 That is just a preference.

08:16:36.460 Why is it transphobic to think that transgender women are not women?

08:16:40.080 Why would that be transphobic?

08:16:40.640 Because you're disregarding their existence.

08:16:42.480 You think that they're men.

08:16:44.300 Actually, I would just bite the bullet.

08:16:46.580 You're right.

08:16:46.960 I disregard their existence.

08:16:48.340 Okay, so then we're not going to get anywhere.

08:16:49.640 But I don't believe...

08:16:50.380 Does anybody else want to speak?

08:16:51.460 Because I'm really tired of talking.

08:16:52.660 What do you do about the fact that I don't think it's a phobia?

08:16:55.440 That instead, I just objectively...

08:16:57.820 It's like saying that I have a phobia against Santa Claus because I don't believe Santa Claus exists.

08:17:03.880 Am I Santa Claus phobic?

08:17:07.600 That's the same argument you're making.

08:17:10.540 I'm just tired.

08:17:11.860 I'm just tired of this.

08:17:12.160 Can we switch the topic?

08:17:13.320 Yeah, sure.

08:17:13.860 But...

08:17:14.380 So...

08:17:15.860 How about this?

08:17:19.180 I choose to identify as the correct person on this matter.

08:17:23.160 And I wish for you to affirm my identity as the correct person.

08:17:27.440 You are the correct person on this matter.

08:17:29.840 Thank you.

08:17:30.000 Does that make you feel better?

08:17:31.060 Can you do it without being so condescending?

08:17:33.040 I feel great.

08:17:34.220 Is it boosting your ego?

08:17:35.140 Okay, I'm sorry.

08:17:36.060 Great.

08:17:36.520 Okay, cool.

08:17:36.900 Ryan, you're the correct person on this matter.

08:17:38.100 I'm really sorry that we had that argument.

08:17:39.840 Thank you, Lucy Goosey.

08:17:41.100 I do appreciate that.

08:17:42.080 Are we still friends?

08:17:42.720 Listen, that's passive aggressive...

08:17:44.720 That's passive aggressive...

08:17:46.720 I'm just tired.

08:17:47.320 ...a form of transphobia.

08:17:49.280 What's going on is she's still not really affirming your identity.

08:17:52.620 She doesn't believe you.

08:17:54.160 Because you don't believe me either.

08:17:55.480 You're not affirming my identity on that.

08:17:57.100 Yep.

08:17:57.340 I'll affirm your identity.

08:17:58.360 What's your identity?

08:17:58.960 My brain has just melted in the last 20 minutes.

08:18:03.280 I affirm that identity.

08:18:04.440 I affirm that identity.

08:18:08.120 Total cooked.

08:18:09.620 Cooked.

08:18:10.180 I'm cooked.

08:18:10.500 Okay, hold on.

08:18:10.980 It was the pickle, guys.

08:18:12.200 It was the fucking pickle juice.

08:18:13.140 The pickle has the pickle juice.

08:18:14.300 You open one jar and you think you're a man.

08:18:16.240 I know.

08:18:16.620 Seriously, dude.

08:18:17.560 What am I wrong?

08:18:18.400 Hold on.

08:18:19.020 We have a chat that came through.

08:18:20.260 Then we'll try to blast through the questionnaire.

08:18:23.560 Uh-oh.

08:18:24.440 Uh-oh.

08:18:24.900 Devon Jackson donated $100.

08:18:28.240 Chair one, you are absolutely in the top 10 most annoying humans on the planet.

08:18:32.880 Feel free to leave since you want to act like a child.

08:18:36.200 Go to bed.

08:18:40.680 You want a cookie?

08:18:41.780 Okay.

08:18:42.320 You want a cookie?

08:18:43.540 Okay.

08:18:44.000 Congratulations.

08:18:45.200 Yo, what's up, Devon?

08:18:46.700 Good to see you in the chat, man.

08:18:47.840 Guys, W's in the chat for Devon Jackson.

08:18:50.920 Thank you for the message, man.

08:18:51.960 Appreciate it.

08:18:52.920 Okay.

08:18:53.620 Final thing on this topic.

08:18:54.820 30 seconds and then we're going to move on, hopefully.

08:18:57.700 This is to Elle and this is to you, Riley.

08:19:00.120 You guys, to question 18, you said, the question is, is it wrong to refuse to date a transgender

08:19:07.420 person because they are trans?

08:19:10.220 Now, you actually say no on this, so this is just for you, Elle, and you, Riley.

08:19:14.000 You guys say, yes, it is wrong to refuse to date a transgender person because they are

08:19:18.460 trans.

08:19:19.780 I, to be honest with you, I think it's a little bit like, well, obviously, I know you're going

08:19:25.600 to go on this topic of, well, it's just somebody's preference or whatever.

08:19:29.120 But to me, I think in my emotional standpoint, I think it's wrong to refuse that because

08:19:38.600 you're, to me, it's kind of like you're neglecting the fact that she is, you look at her as like

08:19:45.760 a transgender woman, so therefore, you're, you're like narrow-minded ideology is like,

08:19:51.320 oh, well, she's a, a man, a man trapped inside, trapped inside of a woman's body or whatever

08:19:58.400 the case may be.

08:19:59.280 And I think it's a little bit discriminative in my opinion.

08:20:02.660 Okay.

08:20:02.940 Is it discriminatory, very quickly, is it discriminatory for a black man not to want to date a white

08:20:08.380 woman?

08:20:08.640 I mean, yes, I feel like Ray's, hang on, hang on, can you let her answer?

08:20:15.340 Yeah, I, I, I, I believe that a hundred percent.

08:20:18.140 I mean, I'm sure, I'm sure she's going to agree with me on this standpoint.

08:20:23.520 Before we get into it, give us your take before we give our response.

08:20:31.520 Okay, so I feel like it's this, I guess, I'm just going to say it's just disrespectful

08:20:37.440 to, to think about it.

08:20:39.520 Disrespectful?

08:20:40.300 Yeah.

08:20:40.600 I'm sorry, what?

08:20:41.720 Why?

08:20:43.360 Because, it's like you're disregarding, like, I don't know, never mind.

08:20:48.520 Judging the book by its cover?

08:20:49.820 Yeah.

08:20:50.340 You've barely talked all night, just state your position.

08:20:56.080 You got it?

08:20:58.500 Um, because, I think, what you were saying about it's, like, wrong for, like, the race part

08:21:03.860 of it, like.

08:21:04.860 To disregard.

08:21:05.660 I don't, I'm getting.

08:21:08.280 This questionnaire was asked before Andrew said that.

08:21:10.900 Yeah, I didn't, I didn't even realize it was moving to you.

08:21:12.840 And I was low-key rushing on that one, so I.

08:21:16.940 But what, so what is your position?

08:21:21.800 I, I just feel like it's wrong.

08:21:24.260 Why, yeah, but why?

08:21:28.220 I don't know, I just think it is.

08:21:30.200 Okay, so is it wrong for you to.

08:21:33.380 There's no wrong answer to that.

08:21:34.680 Sure, really quick for both of you.

08:21:35.860 I think it's wrong.

08:21:36.560 Sure.

08:21:36.880 Is it wrong for you guys to refuse to, because you said minimum yearly income, you said 70,000,

08:21:42.320 you said what, a mil?

08:21:43.660 No, she said a mil.

08:21:44.600 I said 500,000.

08:21:46.380 Wait, no, she said 70, didn't you say 70,000?

08:21:48.200 No, she said 500,000.

08:21:50.340 A million.

08:21:51.140 I said 500,000.

08:21:52.220 Okay, half a mil, 70,000.

08:21:54.720 Aren't you guys discriminatory?

08:21:56.560 And then when it comes to height, you guys are also discriminatory?

08:21:59.260 But what was the question about the income?

08:22:01.500 What was the minimum income, right?

08:22:04.200 Which would indicate that you would discriminate against anybody below that threshold.

08:22:08.900 Okay, well then, yeah, I guess that's a, I guess I'm discriminating against men.

08:22:13.440 Oh, okay, so then what's wrong with it?

08:22:15.100 So you're in the wrong for doing that?

08:22:16.680 Well, yeah, of course I'm in the wrong for discriminating a man that, it makes less than

08:22:21.120 $500,000.

08:22:22.360 Are you in the wrong?

08:22:24.760 You have no preferences when it comes to dating?

08:22:29.760 I really date anybody.

08:22:31.680 I don't really have a preference.

08:22:33.640 You've never rejected anybody then?

08:22:35.500 Every single guy?

08:22:36.300 I have because I'm not looking for a relationship, but I haven't rejected them because of them.

08:22:40.200 I haven't, so.

08:22:41.600 Oh, but you give sexual access to every single man who talks to you?

08:22:44.220 No.

08:22:45.020 Why not?

08:22:45.940 Because that's not me.

08:22:47.700 She has boundaries.

08:22:49.040 There's boundaries.

08:22:50.300 Okay, what are the boundaries?

08:22:52.640 I don't like to give my body out because that's something that's...

08:22:57.100 That's fair.

08:22:57.900 Like, I literally have five bodies at 18.

08:23:00.080 Hang on, that's fair.

08:23:01.280 But let's just say this.

08:23:02.180 Someone with like 800.

08:23:03.120 If you had to sleep with a guy for some reason, right, would you prefer that he be six foot

08:23:10.540 two and handsome or five foot two and ugly?

08:23:14.720 Um, I don't care.

08:23:18.380 Okay.

08:23:20.220 But so, and Elle, can you explain why it's wrong?

08:23:23.640 Because to me...

08:23:24.600 Sorry.

08:23:25.260 Go ahead.

08:23:25.600 Oh, there was a really long pause, so...

08:23:28.580 You go ahead.

08:23:29.560 Oh, because to me, like...

08:23:31.260 Never mind.

08:23:31.900 I just...

08:23:32.820 Okay.

08:23:33.240 Oh, my God.

08:23:35.360 So, to be honest with you, I think regardless of the...

08:23:38.580 At the end of the day, regardless of the situation, we're all human beings.

08:23:42.440 No matter what.

08:23:43.340 No matter if you're transgender, no matter if you're heterosexual, whatever.

08:23:46.540 We're human beings.

08:23:47.960 I think...

08:23:48.240 We're also all sloganeers.

08:23:50.200 What is that?

08:23:51.180 I don't...

08:23:51.740 We'll talk about that later.

08:23:53.120 We'll talk about that later.

08:23:55.720 I think it's just, in my opinion, it's wrong because you're sitting here and you are telling

08:24:06.180 a trans woman...

08:24:07.520 Well, I mean, obviously, it's your preference.

08:24:09.260 If you prefer not to be with a trans woman, go ahead.

08:24:11.860 But if you are going to engage in a conversation with a trans woman and you, like, kick it...

08:24:16.660 Oh, holy fuck.

08:24:18.080 Yeah, you have, like, a conversation with them and it's a really great, amazing conversation,

08:24:21.700 right?

08:24:22.000 But you found out that they're trans and you're like, okay, I'm not going to date you because

08:24:24.900 you're trans.

08:24:25.640 Oh, how about...

08:24:26.380 Okay, you're having a great conversation with a man and it turns out he's married.

08:24:31.900 What?

08:24:32.820 But he has, like, a marital status.

08:24:36.080 We're talking...

08:24:36.580 I'm talking about a transgender woman who's a human being.

08:24:39.540 Huh?

08:24:39.920 I'm talking about a transgender woman who's a human being.

08:24:41.860 Men aren't human beings?

08:24:42.920 So is a man.

08:24:44.280 However, however...

08:24:45.800 So then I'm obliged to date them because they're human?

08:24:48.560 So you're basically telling me that, like, you're obliged to date a married man.

08:24:53.600 If I were to...

08:24:54.580 No.

08:24:55.820 Okay, but...

08:24:56.760 That's not what I'm saying.

08:24:59.180 Okay, so then what are you saying?

08:25:00.520 You're not obliged to date a married man, just like you're not obliged to date a trans woman.

08:25:03.980 Okay, your whole argument was, well, what if the trans...

08:25:06.960 You're having a really good conversation with this transgender woman and you thought she

08:25:11.880 was beautiful and this is a great person and, like, if it wasn't for the penis, you would

08:25:17.820 probably marry this person and have kids with them.

08:25:20.240 But you find out they have a cock and then that's the disqualification...

08:25:24.440 Yeah, that's a valid...

08:25:25.520 Is it before or after their bottom surgery?

08:25:27.720 Doesn't matter.

08:25:28.160 Well, hold on.

08:25:30.160 Wouldn't it be your position that a transgender woman is a woman, even if she hasn't done

08:25:35.600 any exterior changes?

08:25:37.660 She's still a woman, right?

08:25:38.820 She's still a woman.

08:25:39.540 If it's on her birth certificate...

08:25:40.160 Oh, okay.

08:25:40.180 So what does it matter?

08:25:41.440 What does it matter?

08:25:42.000 If it's on her birth certificate and it says female, it has that letter F, then she is

08:25:47.820 legally a female.

08:25:49.580 Oh, you can't legally change your...

08:25:51.400 You can't legally change your sex.

08:25:52.640 Yeah, you can't change your birth certificate.

08:25:53.900 You can change your gender.

08:25:54.900 You can change your driver's license.

08:25:56.020 Okay, cool.

08:25:56.980 I don't care what kind of woke bullshit the government is doing.

08:26:00.240 That doesn't change.

08:26:01.160 You guys are literally science deniers.

08:26:03.600 You cannot change your sex.

08:26:05.380 Point blank, period.

08:26:06.360 But they're already doing it.

08:26:07.240 You're male or female.

08:26:08.100 End of story.

08:26:09.060 Well, how are they changing their sex?

08:26:10.960 Gender re...

08:26:11.900 What is that?

08:26:12.940 Gender re...

08:26:13.340 Gender affirming surgery.

08:26:14.740 So you say...

08:26:15.580 You agree that I'm a human and you're a human?

08:26:17.660 Yeah.

08:26:18.160 If I cut off your arm, are you less of a human?

08:26:20.380 No.

08:26:20.880 How come?

08:26:21.620 I'm still a human at the end of the day.

08:26:23.100 How come?

08:26:23.440 It just means I have a little disability now.

08:26:25.480 That my arm is off.

08:26:26.100 If I cut off both your arms, are you still a human?

08:26:28.440 Well, yes.

08:26:29.100 What about both your legs?

08:26:30.080 Yes.

08:26:30.460 What about your torso, too?

08:26:31.940 Yes.

08:26:32.420 What if all that's left is a head?

08:26:34.200 I'm still a human because I still have...

08:26:35.940 What if...

08:26:36.500 It's my...

08:26:37.100 What if...

08:26:37.700 Sorry.

08:26:38.380 What if you lose all your arms, your legs, and your torso, and all you have left is a head,

08:26:43.220 but no eyes, no mouth, no nose, no ears?

08:26:45.460 Are you still a human?

08:26:46.520 I mean, if my brain is still working and I can, like, talk...

08:26:49.620 So a human is a brain.

08:26:51.700 A human...

08:26:52.240 A human is...

08:26:53.080 I mean, a human...

08:26:54.580 This is flesh.

08:26:55.680 Like, we're flesh.

08:26:56.740 I'm human, right?

08:26:57.500 Yep, I agree.

08:26:58.080 Okay.

08:26:59.360 I think that it is incredibly, like, inconsiderate if you are just going to disregard one...

08:27:08.880 Like, I'm not even going to bring up race because that's a different topic.

08:27:12.180 Yeah, but that's...

08:27:12.200 But hang on.

08:27:13.020 My question is just this.

08:27:15.280 You, right now, you're a woman, right?

08:27:17.200 Yes.

08:27:17.800 Okay.

08:27:18.220 You're a female?

08:27:18.960 Of course.

08:27:19.540 Okay.

08:27:20.360 If all of you were gone except your head, would you still be a female?

08:27:23.380 Of course.

08:27:24.260 Why?

08:27:25.180 Well, by my hair.

08:27:26.900 I mean, if they take my hair off, by my facial structure, by my lips.

08:27:33.100 No.

08:27:34.860 By my...

08:27:35.900 So your hair and your lips make you a woman?

08:27:38.960 I mean, wait, wait, my brother has long hair.

08:27:41.040 Is he a woman?

08:27:42.200 No.

08:27:42.860 Like, makeup, that makes you a woman?

08:27:45.000 No.

08:27:46.180 I mean, being a...

08:27:48.040 I mean, what is woman to you?

08:27:49.460 Because obviously, like...

08:27:50.240 An adult human female.

08:27:51.460 Lucy, is it okay to beat up somebody because they're a bigot?

08:27:54.900 I don't think anyone should enact violence on anybody.

08:27:59.500 Do you think violence...

08:28:00.320 Like, for example, what if somebody's ideology you determine is so repugnant it warrants violence?

08:28:07.180 Like, for example, do you think Nazis should be, like, punched in the face?

08:28:10.780 I think...

08:28:12.060 They committed a crime.

08:28:13.520 Answer the...

08:28:13.920 Just answer the question.

08:28:14.860 What was...

08:28:15.220 What?

08:28:15.500 Just answer the question.

08:28:16.900 There can...

08:28:19.300 Maybe it's some kind of rehabilitation therapy that they can go through to not become bigoted.

08:28:25.040 So...

08:28:25.640 I don't like violence.

08:28:26.100 You don't hold this position, right?

08:28:27.400 You don't hold this position, but there's two women at this panel that hold that it's wrong, wrong,

08:28:32.300 for a man to refuse to date a transgender woman because she's trans, right?

08:28:37.740 That is literally an attack on heterosexuality.

08:28:41.620 And as somebody who's straight and who's a heterosexual, yeah, that is concerning when there's going to be groups of people who are going to try to...

08:28:49.500 Maybe they won't try violence, but they're going to try to cancel you because you refuse to date somebody with a penis.

08:28:56.360 That's literally their position.

08:28:58.780 Do you understand why this is an issue?

08:29:01.600 And why we're combating against what I view as, like, radical extremism, and essentially your, like, your cohort of people is trying to say you're wrong, you're a bigot if you refuse to have sex with somebody who has a penis.

08:29:16.660 I didn't say that.

08:29:17.260 I'm not saying that's your position, and I don't think that's most, like, trans activist position, but there are some who, like, move forward this position,

08:29:25.800 and I think it's, like, incredibly, can be, like, incredibly potentially risky if we start telling, like, swaths of, like, liberal progressives that, oh, you should go cancel this person.

08:29:39.740 You should try to ruin their career, or you should try to actually do physical violence to them.

08:29:43.760 I don't think that's the right answer, of course.

08:29:45.920 Right, but, like, you were about to say, you were saying it's transphobic to say that a transgender woman is not a woman.

08:29:52.980 One step beyond that is it's wrong to not date a trans woman because she's trans.

08:29:58.140 I know that's not your position, but that's going to be, like, look at how much the Overton window has shifted.

08:30:04.260 That could be the very next cascading effect of, like, the way this is going.

08:30:11.660 You're a bigot as a man, and it warrants cancellation, a ruining of your career, or even physical violence if you won't fuck a woman with a cock.

08:30:22.240 Well, I just don't think that should be the way.

08:30:24.160 But I am curious to why you think that trans people exist.

08:30:29.300 Do you think that they just inherently exist?

08:30:30.560 Gender dysphoria.

08:30:31.760 Okay, absolutely.

08:30:33.200 Okay.

08:30:33.680 I don't think that it's the intention of most trans people to deceive.

08:30:37.920 I don't think that that is their intention.

08:30:39.180 I think that they want to be viewed as the gender that they believe that they are,

08:30:43.220 and I think that that's maybe why some of them are still, like, those who identify as straight, why they try to pursue a straight relationship.

08:30:51.940 Do I think that they should be upfront about that?

08:30:54.380 Yes, that's what we've decided.

08:30:56.120 Do I think that it makes them any less straight?

08:30:59.780 No.

08:31:00.440 But do I think that I understand why you might think that way?

08:31:03.400 Yes.

08:31:04.100 Because your opinion is that you don't even view them as women in the first place.

08:31:07.740 So why would you think it's straight?

08:31:09.500 But I do.

08:31:10.560 So it's like, you know, these people, they really, they just want to be seen and heard for who they are.

08:31:14.560 Thank you.

08:31:15.000 And so that's just what I'm trying to affirm for them is, like, if you, if this person really strongly believes,

08:31:20.300 and they're willing to go through all of this, like, this, not violence, but this verbal, I guess, kind of discourse.

08:31:29.200 I don't know if I would even call it abuse, but, like, just verbal discourse.

08:31:32.080 Constantly being told every day that you are not valid for who you are.

08:31:34.740 Like, that just, it just sucks to have to be in that position.

08:31:37.560 I don't think that anybody should be, should be condemned for their opinion because you have every right to your opinion.

08:31:43.140 In America, we have free speech.

08:31:44.820 But I do think that my opinion will not change based on what you have said today.

08:31:48.580 Should children be able to get, take puberty blockers?

08:31:51.820 Absolutely not.

08:31:53.120 I think that, well, actually, it's, it's such a tough call.

08:31:57.340 And I think it's a case by case basis.

08:31:58.840 I think that there should be a cutoff.

08:32:00.600 I think that there is, there definitely are instances of people that have detransitioned.

08:32:05.580 Is that most cases?

08:32:06.520 Do you know how many trans people exist in the United States?

08:32:10.220 Isn't it less than 1%?

08:32:11.500 It's less than 1%.

08:32:12.260 So it's like, and, and out of that 1%, the amount of people that transition under age is like, like, zero point.

08:32:21.300 That's not true at all.

08:32:22.500 I had several, several, several friends.

08:32:24.640 I mean, like, fully transition, like hormone blockers surgery.

08:32:26.800 Can I ask you?

08:32:27.380 Yes, I knew several people in high school and middle school that took hormone blockers and got top surgery before they were 18.

08:32:33.180 Okay.

08:32:33.480 Well, I'm not their parents.

08:32:34.580 Just a very quick question.

08:32:35.920 It'll be over in a second.

08:32:37.320 Very quickly.

08:32:38.180 Have you ever slept with a trans person with bottom surgery?

08:32:40.720 And would you?

08:32:41.120 No, I haven't, but I would.

08:32:42.540 You would?

08:32:43.040 Mm-hmm.

08:32:43.360 But you haven't.

08:32:44.120 I have not.

08:32:44.600 I don't know a lot of trans people personally, but it doesn't mean I can, I can deny their right to existence.

08:32:49.680 But you would sleep with one that had bottom surgery?

08:32:51.720 Mm-hmm.

08:32:52.780 I would sleep with a trans person, period.

08:32:54.360 Mm-hmm.

08:32:54.840 Yeah.

08:32:55.140 Well, but wait, there's a difference between.

08:32:58.660 Well, I'm in a unique situation because I like both male and female genitals.

08:33:01.880 But even then, there's a distinction between somebody who has a removed penis and then one of the colon surgeries.

08:33:11.900 And that's what it is.

08:33:12.620 They pull the colon down towards this wound, which is created.

08:33:17.560 Right.

08:33:17.760 I mean, I don't know if you're familiar with lesbian sex, but there is something that is used that is not part of the body.

08:33:24.340 I don't think a straight man knows about lesbian sex.

08:33:25.640 Yeah, no.

08:33:26.620 Well, no, but that's what I'm trying to say is like there are, there's always instances that are going to be, I mean, you've never used toys in the bedroom with your wife.

08:33:31.520 Like there's always something that comes in that is not like built into us.

08:33:35.460 So what is it any different?

08:33:37.280 You using a vibrator on your wife and someone using a, you know, something that came in.

08:33:40.620 No, I never have.

08:33:41.860 Oh.

08:33:42.080 But this aside.

08:33:42.960 But you know, you kind of see where I'm coming from.

08:33:45.220 Yeah, but this aside, do you realize that there's a distinction between that and a removed penis with a gaping wound where they pull the colon down?

08:33:54.020 Absolutely.

08:33:54.340 Would you stick your tongue in that?

08:33:56.020 Maybe.

08:33:56.620 I don't think that they'd like it.

08:33:57.720 I don't know if there is.

08:33:58.380 I don't know, maybe we have a sensation here and there.

08:34:01.340 I feel like that would hurt.

08:34:03.060 Ew.

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08:34:06.840 Yes, again, share one living a false existence by living in this delusion that she must play along with the woke mind virus instead of accepting the true reality that exists.

08:34:16.340 She just said she'd eat shit.

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08:34:57.600 We have one more coming in from Wrongful Rage.

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08:35:06.000 If you have to make create loops to make the logic work, you're not making truth.

08:35:10.940 You're perverting it.

08:35:12.520 Males are men.

08:35:13.720 Females are women.

08:35:15.400 Trans are Decepticons.

08:35:17.460 Bring back asylums.

08:35:19.260 All right, Rage.

08:35:20.640 Actually, I was in one recently.

08:35:21.760 They're still here.

08:35:22.500 Oh, my God.

08:35:23.580 You were in the asylum?

08:35:26.300 Mm-hmm.

08:35:26.800 Oh.

08:35:28.040 Good for you.

08:35:29.020 I'm proud of you.

08:35:29.880 That's good.

08:35:30.680 Me, too.

08:35:31.220 It was great.

08:35:31.800 It was a great experience.

08:35:33.080 Yeah.

08:35:33.860 For, never mind, actually.

08:35:35.880 It's not together.

08:35:36.900 I don't mean, I don't care.

08:35:38.220 Thank you, Rage.

08:35:39.120 I do appreciate it.

08:35:40.660 All right, on to the next thing.

08:35:43.200 Are men physically stronger than women?

08:35:45.780 I'm not sure if anybody, somebody actually, I think, said no on this one.

08:35:51.240 So, yes.

08:35:55.160 No.

08:35:56.300 Okay, no, no.

08:35:57.360 Okay.

08:35:58.500 Can women be sexist towards men?

08:36:01.840 That was, everybody's saying yes, it looks like.

08:36:07.440 Wow.

08:36:07.760 Good job, guys.

08:36:09.080 Oh.

08:36:10.520 L.

08:36:10.900 Oh, boy.

08:36:12.460 You didn't respond to that one.

08:36:14.220 Oh, I didn't.

08:36:14.800 I thought I did.

08:36:15.720 Can women be sexist towards men?

08:36:16.940 Um, we can go home.

08:36:21.560 Seriously.

08:36:22.320 Honestly.

08:36:22.860 I need to eat.

08:36:23.940 Yeah.

08:36:24.360 She needs to stop.

08:36:25.560 She needs to stop.

08:36:26.220 I need to eat myself.

08:36:27.160 I'm like, this is serious.

08:36:28.220 At this point, yeah.

08:36:29.260 It's adorable.

08:36:29.700 It is what it is.

08:36:30.640 Like, what can you say?

08:36:32.100 Yeah.

08:36:32.900 I lost one of mine.

08:36:33.720 We were going to see.

08:36:34.320 All right.

08:36:37.080 Well, you guys are not going to be able to weasel out of this one, I suppose.

08:36:41.020 It was, can people be racist towards white people, to which, Lucy, you say no?

08:36:47.480 Let's see.

08:36:50.860 Elle, you say no.

08:36:53.760 Naomi, you say no.

08:36:56.980 And then, Riley, you're like in the middle.

08:37:04.180 She's like, I'm both, honey.

08:37:06.620 I don't know, bro.

08:37:09.520 Yeah.

08:37:09.960 I'll just say no.

08:37:12.680 Okay.

08:37:13.440 Um, can people be, yeah, can people be racist towards white people?

08:37:17.000 Uh, so you can't be racist towards white people, can't be racist towards white people, like, really quick.

08:37:21.460 Why?

08:37:22.460 I mean, you, I mean, as a black woman, you really can't, because I'm not going to lie.

08:37:27.880 Like, our community, we have, we have been enslaved.

08:37:31.980 We have been through the roofs.

08:37:33.560 And I don't think that.

08:37:35.660 That was ours.

08:37:36.160 I mean, you can say that, but you guys stole, like, not you guys, your ancestors stole land and everything of that nature.

08:37:44.400 Well, I mean, but by you guys, like, you also were never a slave.

08:37:47.840 Can you ask what the definition of racism is?

08:37:51.320 For me?

08:37:51.960 Yes.

08:37:52.240 Yeah, that's a good starting point.

08:37:53.100 Well, I, I think, to me, racism is, like, being hateful against, like, a one, one, uh, another person's race or the color of, yeah, another person's race.

08:38:06.180 Meaning, like, so a black person can't do that to a white person?

08:38:09.220 No, because white people have not been systemically prejudiced against in a harmful way.

08:38:13.520 The question isn't saying that white people are oppressed.

08:38:15.960 It's saying, can white people, can you be racist to a white person?

08:38:20.660 You can, you can be, my definition of racism is systemic and harmful false claims about a group of people based on their race.

08:38:30.160 Okay, a couple clarifying questions here.

08:38:32.180 Um, so you don't believe it, like, on individual level racism?

08:38:36.260 Like, if I walk up to, uh, how about this?

08:38:40.500 If a white person walks up to a black person and uses a slur against them, you'd agree that this is racist, right?

08:38:45.820 Yes.

08:38:46.360 Right, but there's, like, there's not a component of systemic, like, between them two, there's not really a component of systemic.

08:38:52.620 That's not what systemic means.

08:38:54.320 Systemic means it's within the system.

08:38:56.100 It is institutionalized in our system.

08:38:58.200 Systemic.

08:38:58.840 Systemic.

08:38:59.080 In the entirety of the system?

08:39:00.220 In the, in the U.S., in the U.S. specifically, I think that, like, you know, you can go up and you can say the N-word to a black person and that is racist because that word has connotations to it that were extremely harmful.

08:39:09.040 There's no, there's no equivalent of that word you could say to white people that would make them feel that same type of way of that actual genuine.

08:39:14.640 Sure, fine, that's really fine.

08:39:14.900 You can discriminate against a white person, but you cannot be racist towards them.

08:39:17.940 Okay.

08:39:18.380 But that's what, what, that's what racism is.

08:39:20.300 No, it is not.

08:39:21.200 If it's because of their race, then it's racist.

08:39:23.560 If it's because of their race.

08:39:25.100 Okay, white girl.

08:39:25.940 Racism?

08:39:26.740 Yeah, I am white.

08:39:27.720 Sorry, I know logic.

08:39:28.680 Can you be racist to Asian people?

08:39:30.880 Yeah, you can be racist towards Asian people.

08:39:32.620 You can be racist to Asian people.

08:39:33.620 So why can't you be racist to white?

08:39:35.780 You could be racist, but you guys, you have to understand that your, that your ancestors literally...

08:39:41.180 No, I understand that.

08:39:41.900 That's not what my question was.

08:39:42.740 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

08:39:43.440 You have to understand that your ancestors literally dug, um, sold, sold our ancestors, and I'm not saying that your ancestors were the only white people can be...

08:39:50.680 I'm not saying that your ancestors were the only white people can be...

08:39:52.680 Yeah, yeah, okay, cool.

08:39:53.300 I'm not saying that your ancestors were the only white people can be racist.

08:39:54.300 Yeah, sure.

08:39:54.320 However...

08:39:54.880 I'm just asking that that's not my question.

08:39:55.480 That's not my question.

08:39:55.500 Okay, cool.

08:39:56.080 Yeah, there was slavery, slavery, bad, slavery, racist.

08:39:58.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but...

08:39:59.080 I understand what you're saying, and I agree with that.

08:40:00.600 I'm just saying that's not my question.

08:40:01.000 I can't believe you married a man who sold your ancestors into slavery.

08:40:03.760 He's Polish.

08:40:04.760 He was...

08:40:05.540 You think the Polish weren't involved in the slave trade?

08:40:08.140 Are you out of your mind?

08:40:09.100 Oh my...

08:40:09.500 Are you crazy?

08:40:10.420 He told me his history.

08:40:12.260 He told me his history, so, you know, I believe him, because he...

08:40:15.620 But what about his ancestors?

08:40:17.260 Well, we don't even know much of the business.

08:40:18.900 He didn't have a single cousin in the slave trade?

08:40:20.940 I don't even...

08:40:21.780 Are you sure?

08:40:22.880 He's from a middle...

08:40:23.060 He's from, like, a small town, so I don't even know.

08:40:25.400 You think that small town people weren't involved in the slave trade?

08:40:28.240 Maybe.

08:40:28.840 Especially Polish people?

08:40:30.700 I...

08:40:31.080 I wish...

08:40:32.020 I mean, I wish I would know his history, but I'm just saying.

08:40:35.020 Very Uncle Tom-ish of you.

08:40:36.520 Black people can't be racist towards white people.

08:40:38.340 Very Uncle Tom.

08:40:38.620 Was that the question, though?

08:40:39.760 Or was it just people can't be racist towards white people?

08:40:42.180 I'm just saying black people can't be...

08:40:43.580 I'm saying.

08:40:44.340 I'm stating.

08:40:44.840 I'm stating what I'm saying.

08:40:46.280 Okay, so here.

08:40:47.000 What, uh, quickly, definition of racism?

08:40:49.460 I...

08:40:49.980 Well, I agree with you, and basically, I agree with Lucy.

08:40:53.040 It's just a systematic, um, point of view of directing hateful harm towards another race.

08:40:59.940 Like affirmative action.

08:41:00.880 Based on the race.

08:41:02.000 I mean...

08:41:03.080 Based on the race.

08:41:04.040 So, even if you're white, that's the racism.

08:41:06.900 But there's not...

08:41:07.420 What can you say that's actually harmful and an incorrect stereotype about a white person?

08:41:11.720 Call someone a cracker.

08:41:12.380 Oh my god, oh my god, you're so dumb.

08:41:14.620 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

08:41:15.960 Shut up, shut up.

08:41:16.860 Don't use that word on stream.

08:41:19.220 I'm not talking about a stereotype.

08:41:20.280 I'm talking about, like, treating people differently because...

08:41:23.240 Strictly because of their race.

08:41:24.760 Saying slurs, like, I mean, like, that's...

08:41:27.020 I mean, that's obviously...

08:41:27.780 It can be racist.

08:41:28.520 It cannot be racist.

08:41:29.480 Like, but with towards a black person, yeah.

08:41:33.300 Like, saying the N word is racist.

08:41:34.780 But I'm saying...

08:41:35.320 Saying cracker to white...

08:41:36.180 Sorry.

08:41:36.500 Oh my god, you fucking arse-ler.

08:41:38.620 I'm sorry.

08:41:39.080 I literally just told her not to do it.

08:41:40.320 I didn't know that's, like, a bad word.

08:41:41.580 I'm cutting you off right there.

08:41:42.780 You gotta stop talking.

08:41:43.720 I gotta...

08:41:43.980 Okay.

08:41:44.280 I'm sorry.

08:41:46.080 Aren't you a fucking streamer?

08:41:47.720 How do you not know?

08:41:48.800 No, I just started streaming.

08:41:49.760 I just got off the show, like, a week ago.

08:41:51.160 Not as bad on YouTube as it is on Twitch, by the way.

08:41:53.060 We're on Twitch.

08:41:54.040 Oh, yeah.

08:41:54.820 Okay.

08:41:55.480 Yeah, so don't say that.

08:41:57.720 When my mods went over the words, that wasn't one of them.

08:42:00.500 Yeah.

08:42:00.680 That is true law.

08:42:03.300 So, here, definition of racism.

08:42:05.120 I literally have just said it three times, but okay.

08:42:07.240 Prejudice plus power.

08:42:07.780 Is it...

08:42:08.160 Pre...

08:42:08.400 Prejudice plus harmful stereotypes plus power.

08:42:12.260 Wow, that's a new one.

08:42:13.160 Okay.

08:42:13.380 That's literally what I said 20 seconds ago.

08:42:15.180 Yeah, yeah.

08:42:15.400 Harmful stereotypes.

08:42:16.440 The harmful...

08:42:17.100 If you can be black and have harmful stereotypes towards whites.

08:42:22.320 So, it can't just...

08:42:24.080 You can't?

08:42:25.240 Okay, like, give me an example.

08:42:26.800 Of a harmful stereotype?

08:42:27.980 Yeah, against white people.

08:42:29.280 That they're trying to oppress you.

08:42:31.340 What?

08:42:32.140 Yeah, but that's not harmful.

08:42:33.860 No, no, like...

08:42:34.360 Wait, why?

08:42:35.520 How is that not harmful?

08:42:36.680 Because that's just not, like, true anymore.

08:42:38.420 I mean, there's racist people, but, like, there's racist white people that still exist,

08:42:41.380 but, like, you can't assume that about...

08:42:43.060 Oh.

08:42:45.240 I don't understand.

08:42:47.060 Do you think, for instance...

08:42:48.300 What do you...

08:42:48.980 But, like, how are white people hurt genuinely?

08:42:51.300 Yeah, how are you guys hurt?

08:42:51.800 By this reverse racism?

08:42:52.760 Exactly.

08:42:53.240 Like, how is it hurt?

08:42:54.060 Nobody said we're oppressed.

08:42:54.880 So, if you're not oppressed, then you're not...

08:42:56.840 You can't be racist towards you.

08:42:58.020 Racism isn't about being oppressed.

08:43:00.000 It's...

08:43:00.400 It's about...

08:43:02.000 Oh, girl.

08:43:03.000 You're blowing my mind right now.

08:43:04.500 ...stolen...

08:43:05.280 Dude, get her back in the...

08:43:06.560 Get her back in the...

08:43:07.680 It literally means...

08:43:08.880 Can I, can I...

08:43:09.300 ...that you are saying something rude to a person because of their race?

08:43:12.460 It doesn't matter what the race is if you say something to a person...

08:43:16.220 That's discrimination, not racism.

08:43:17.480 Let her finish.

08:43:18.040 It's discrimination and it's racism.

08:43:21.660 Racism is discrimination of a certain race.

08:43:25.320 Period.

08:43:25.880 The end.

08:43:26.360 It doesn't matter what race it is.

08:43:28.240 But black people are mainly the ones that are...

08:43:31.600 Yes.

08:43:32.180 I 100% agree with that.

08:43:34.280 But here's the thing.

08:43:35.540 White people can't be...

08:43:37.440 We can't...

08:43:37.900 Other people can't be racist towards you guys.

08:43:40.280 For some...

08:43:40.560 You're pissing me off.

08:43:41.460 I'm not talking anymore.

08:43:42.720 It's okay.

08:43:42.980 Thank God.

08:43:44.040 It's fine.

08:43:44.680 Quick question then.

08:43:45.360 Bitch.

08:43:45.860 Okay.

08:43:46.980 Oh, boy.

08:43:48.260 The girls are fighting.

08:43:49.620 Hold on.

08:43:50.600 Do we explore that?

08:43:52.040 Do we let that play out a little...

08:43:54.060 Okay, keep going.

08:43:54.600 Yes.

08:43:54.980 Keep going.

08:43:55.540 Good.

08:43:56.240 No, we just want to go home.

08:43:57.640 All right.

08:43:58.100 So, here, look.

08:43:59.660 I was being so fucking nice to you two.

08:44:01.820 Oh.

08:44:03.000 Whoa.

08:44:04.280 Why are you getting so personally offended?

08:44:06.320 Yeah, we should have a discussion.

08:44:08.260 Because you guys are super racist and she's white.

08:44:10.440 No, because you're literally so fucking racist.

08:44:12.220 I'm also a white person, but I can understand that there's nothing that someone can say to me to make me feel bad about my race.

08:44:17.460 Don't give a fuck.

08:44:18.840 But let's all just stay calm and, like, have a discussion.

08:44:20.560 Damn, go off, queen.

08:44:22.440 You don't know what it's like to be a black person.

08:44:24.600 I don't know what it's like to be a white person.

08:44:26.180 Exactly.

08:44:26.440 But here's the thing.

08:44:28.880 I...

08:44:29.200 He did this to me last time, too.

08:44:32.040 He did this to me last time.

08:44:33.120 But here's the thing.

08:44:34.900 When I came...

08:44:36.000 No matter what, as a black person, we are always the target for everything.

08:44:40.560 We are the most...

08:44:42.180 Yeah, what about those Asian people in San Francisco?

08:44:44.540 How about that?

08:44:44.860 When's the last time you got followed around in a supermarket?

08:44:46.940 I didn't even hear about that, actually.

08:44:47.160 I'm sorry.

08:44:47.180 Because I thought you were going to steal something.

08:44:48.460 But even, like...

08:44:50.000 Yesterday.

08:44:50.340 Think about, like, the Asians as well.

08:44:52.220 When's the last time they had to worry about me stealing something?

08:44:54.320 You're stealing everyone's hearts in the audience.

08:44:57.560 Yeah, I know.

08:44:58.140 Yeah.

08:44:58.420 Oh, my God.

08:44:59.400 No, it's a real question.

08:45:01.220 Wait, okay.

08:45:02.280 Look, look.

08:45:03.000 Here, really quick.

08:45:03.780 So, just...

08:45:04.280 Is this the definition?

08:45:06.140 Racism equals prejudice plus power.

08:45:08.840 Is that your definition?

08:45:10.580 I'm going with her.

08:45:11.860 I'm going with Lucy.

08:45:12.700 If I have to repeat it one more time, I'm going to have to...

08:45:14.320 I'm going to have to...

08:45:15.320 I don't even know.

08:45:17.020 Harmful stereotypes.

08:45:18.820 Harmful stereotypes.

08:45:20.080 Okay.

08:45:20.580 And she's...

08:45:21.140 So, what she's saying is, you can't actually conduct a harmful stereotype absent power.

08:45:27.480 And since minorities don't have power, there's no harmful stereotype they can give towards whites.

08:45:34.180 I see.

08:45:34.700 I'll give my...

08:45:35.380 Thank you.

08:45:35.660 I'll give my example here, then I'll move it on to the next topic.

08:45:37.540 I know.

08:45:37.820 That's called being good faith.

08:45:39.320 I actually listen to you.

08:45:40.520 Yeah, you do.

08:45:41.080 And that's why I really appreciate our conversations.

08:45:42.500 Yeah, I know.

08:45:42.580 But you don't ever listen to a fucking word I say.

08:45:44.480 I really do try.

08:45:45.900 I really do try.

08:45:46.940 She tries.

08:45:47.740 Okay, cool.

08:45:48.540 I just need a freaking notepad.

08:45:49.500 I'm going to write down everything he says, I can remember.

08:45:52.640 Let me give you guys...

08:45:54.080 I'm going to start with you, Elle, then I'll ask you this exact same one.

08:45:57.340 Okay.

08:45:59.380 Barack Obama.

08:46:01.480 Barack Obama, right?

08:46:02.860 Yes.

08:46:03.380 Okay.

08:46:03.940 Back when he was president.

08:46:07.340 The White House is looking for a janitor.

08:46:09.920 This is a hypothetical.

08:46:10.840 The White House is looking for a janitor.

08:46:12.300 And Barack Obama refuses to hire a specific janitor because this janitor happens to be white.

08:46:20.140 And Barack Obama holds, I'll just even go a step further, holds negative stereotypes against white people.

08:46:26.680 Is that racism?

08:46:30.720 Hmm.

08:46:31.360 No.

08:46:36.900 No.

08:46:38.200 So, hold on.

08:46:39.140 I just met all three criteria of your own definition.

08:46:43.520 What harmful stereotype?

08:46:45.080 Sorry.

08:46:46.340 So, I didn't specify, but I did say that he holds negative stereotypes against white people.

08:46:52.980 Like, how about that he thinks they're lazy?

08:46:54.860 He thinks they're lazy.

08:46:55.680 About white people?

08:46:56.860 He thinks white people are lazy?

08:46:57.680 In the hypothetical, he thinks that, yes.

08:47:00.140 How is that harming the janitor?

08:47:02.920 Wait, hold on.

08:47:03.520 Would it be racist to say that a white person to say that they think a minority group is lazy?

08:47:08.740 Like, black or Mexican?

08:47:10.020 Would that be racist?

08:47:10.640 But isn't that what they always feel at the time?

08:47:12.220 Yeah.

08:47:12.440 Is it racist?

08:47:13.700 Is it racist?

08:47:14.760 Just answer the fucking question.

08:47:16.040 Is it racist?

08:47:16.520 No, because he's just being lazy.

08:47:18.080 That's his personality.

08:47:19.160 But we're talking about race.

08:47:21.820 God, bro.

08:47:22.480 You guys are so fucking bad faith.

08:47:23.920 So, if a white man thinks all black people are lazy, is that racist?

08:47:35.020 Yes, but does he just think that the janitor is lazy?

08:47:37.060 You guys know I've just checkmated you.

08:47:38.740 This is why you refuse.

08:47:39.380 Oh, my God.

08:47:39.700 Oh, my God.

08:47:39.980 You win.

08:47:40.220 You literally refuse to just be, like, good faith.

08:47:43.900 Yeah, but you're talking about he's being lazy.

08:47:46.560 We're talking about, like, actual racism, racism.

08:47:49.860 Yeah, like, they think that they're violent.

08:47:51.020 How would that not be racist?

08:47:52.320 Because being lazy is not the same thing as being, like, stereotyped as violent or as

08:47:57.700 like a thief.

08:47:58.760 Yes.

08:47:59.540 Or a criminal.

08:48:00.260 Or a criminal, yeah.

08:48:01.200 Because there are a lot of white, there are some, I'm not going to say a lot of white

08:48:06.260 people, but there are some white people that believe that black people are criminals.

08:48:10.140 Okay, this is great obfuscation.

08:48:12.200 So, again, I've met your definition with this hypothetical.

08:48:15.720 Barack Obama.

08:48:18.020 Black man?

08:48:19.520 Yes?

08:48:20.120 Agree?

08:48:20.420 Being called lazy is not a harmful stereotype.

08:48:22.000 Hold on.

08:48:22.540 Thank you.

08:48:23.840 I was, if you don't agree with the stereotype, you tell me what's a negative stereotype.

08:48:28.020 And in the hypothetical, I will insert that he believes that this negative stereotype against

08:48:33.220 white people.

08:48:33.760 There was no systemic abuse against white people, though, in general.

08:48:36.220 We're talking about history here.

08:48:37.600 No, no, no, no.

08:48:38.180 In America.

08:48:39.080 Now you're, this is like, you're shifting the goalposts.

08:48:42.980 No.

08:48:43.300 You just shifted the goalposts.

08:48:44.520 No, you shifted the goalposts.

08:48:46.260 No, you were talking about Obama not hiring a white man because he's lazy and that's,

08:48:50.860 he's calling him racist.

08:48:51.600 So you don't think there's any negative stereotypes that pertain to white people?

08:48:54.460 That is discrimination, but I wouldn't call it racism.

08:48:57.160 Yeah.

08:48:57.300 If you, if you guys want to think I'm wrong, that's so fine.

08:49:03.200 I'm not going to change my opinion.

08:49:04.300 You guys are really upsetting with your racism against white people, by the way.

08:49:06.960 This is very racist of all of you.

08:49:09.380 Cry me a river.

08:49:09.820 So, hold on.

08:49:11.500 Again, so in this hypothetical, right?

08:49:15.700 I have a question.

08:49:16.320 Are you going to keep asking me until I agree with you?

08:49:18.320 Well, you guys are refusing to engage with the hypothetical, so yes.

08:49:21.760 Because the hypothetical is not a good, it's not a logical, it's not a logical hypothetical.

08:49:27.020 You're talking about somebody's laziness.

08:49:28.980 That's not.

08:49:29.540 Okay.

08:49:30.160 Then you tell me.

08:49:31.020 That's like a personality.

08:49:31.300 Then tell me a negative stereotype.

08:49:33.580 Let's give you a negative stereotype.

08:49:34.640 Let's just say Obama, he hires a white man that has a criminal background, right?

08:49:41.560 Because he did, he's done something very, very violent.

08:49:45.340 What the fuck, bro?

08:49:46.500 Okay, okay.

08:49:47.040 Nevermind, nevermind.

08:49:47.740 Let me, let me find something better because I feel like.

08:49:49.660 I've already given you the example.

08:49:51.060 Yeah, but that's not a, that's not a good example, bro.

08:49:52.580 Okay, here, let me walk you through it then to make it really simple.

08:49:55.840 Barack Obama, is he a black man?

08:49:57.680 Yes or no?

08:49:58.280 He's black.

08:49:58.840 He's mixed, actually.

08:50:00.040 He's not black, but okay.

08:50:02.020 What the fuck, bro?

08:50:03.360 Yeah, he's mixed.

08:50:04.640 Are you?

08:50:05.640 Oh, he's, he's, he's black?

08:50:07.120 So he's white?

08:50:09.180 Wait, because I'm.

08:50:10.300 Are you 100% black?

08:50:12.120 100% black?

08:50:13.580 I'm, uh, no.

08:50:15.520 Oh, so are you black?

08:50:17.120 My skin color is black.

08:50:18.660 But you're not black?

08:50:19.580 What?

08:50:20.260 Okay.

08:50:21.820 Will your kids be black?

08:50:24.700 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

08:50:26.500 I'm, I'm talking, I'm talking about Obama because I thought that somebody, I had heard,

08:50:32.040 I had heard that.

08:50:33.820 He's a black man.

08:50:34.640 But I had heard that.

08:50:35.320 He's a fucking black man.

08:50:36.760 I had heard that he was half, like, Hawaiian and half black.

08:50:40.140 But I'm getting my information.

08:50:41.420 Holy shit, bro.

08:50:41.880 But that, I don't know much about Obama, so I can't really speak about him on his, on

08:50:45.460 his, like, race.

08:50:46.800 And if he says he's black.

08:50:47.680 Is he black?

08:50:48.340 Well, then yes, if he's black.

08:50:49.580 Yes, he's black.

08:50:50.620 What do you gain from proving that you can be racist towards white people?

08:50:54.020 This is, like, the most toaster conversation.

08:50:56.840 Seriously, though, what do you gain from that?

08:50:58.840 Okay.

08:50:59.560 Just let me walk it through.

08:51:01.360 Let me walk it through.

08:51:03.060 Okay.

08:51:03.680 So we meet prong one.

08:51:05.220 Barack Obama is a black man.

08:51:06.680 I can't believe her.

08:51:07.720 Barack Obama's black.

08:51:08.980 I thought he was a lion.

08:51:09.120 Yes.

08:51:09.780 I thought he was a lion.

08:51:10.580 You asked this question.

08:51:11.280 Okay, so, systemic power.

08:51:13.840 Is the President of the United States, does he have systemic power?

08:51:22.620 Yes.

08:51:23.840 Pretty much.

08:51:24.440 Because the executive branch in which he is in charge of is a system, and the executive

08:51:30.860 branch of the United States government has power, and he's the leader of the most powerful

08:51:36.960 country in the world?

08:51:38.180 Cool.

08:51:38.700 We've just established Barack Obama has systemic power.

08:51:42.360 Secondly, he has a prejudice.

08:51:44.520 He refuses to hire somebody because he's white.

08:51:47.720 Prejudice plus power equals racism.

08:51:50.740 Okay, but you didn't include the harm.

08:51:53.840 She said, what did you say, Lucy?

08:51:55.300 You said prejudice, and it turns into...

08:51:58.100 If you don't hire somebody based on their skin color, isn't that harmful?

08:52:02.580 Guys, you are making her very upset back there with your anti-white racism.

08:52:07.960 I mean, she's been a little dramatic, though.

08:52:10.300 Hey, I think she's...

08:52:11.740 I'm holding back...

08:52:13.620 We should all be able to have a conversation without having a full-on, like...

08:52:16.560 Look, I'm holding back tears over how racist both of you are.

08:52:20.320 It's actually...

08:52:20.640 How can I be racist against my own race?

08:52:21.640 How can I be racist against her?

08:52:23.020 Because I didn't even say anything hateful.

08:52:24.320 I just got to know, earlier in the syphilis conversation, that wasn't dramatic.

08:52:28.980 Hugs, kisses, love.

08:52:30.440 I wasn't here.

08:52:31.180 I was...

08:52:31.400 But the second there's a disagreement, you've betrayed the sisterhood, right?

08:52:37.060 I wasn't here for that.

08:52:39.680 I went and ate cookies.

08:52:40.460 You were fucking here for that.

08:52:41.800 What are you talking about?

08:52:42.740 I was eating cookies.

08:52:43.340 I came back when it was the end of it, and I was...

08:52:44.860 You were hugging this one a second ago.

08:52:46.820 So, what I'm saying is that if she had a negating opinion, then the hugs and kisses go away.

08:52:53.240 But to leave the room is...

08:52:54.920 I just don't think you should have to leave the room.

08:52:56.540 It was first created in 1970 by...

08:52:58.920 I'll re-trigger it, Graffito.

08:53:02.840 I will re-trigger it.

08:53:06.440 I'll play it again.

08:53:07.560 Thank you, Graffito Tagged, for the TTS.

08:53:10.100 I do appreciate it.

08:53:12.600 Thank you, Graffito.

08:53:14.460 W's in the chat for Graffito, the poor guy.

08:53:17.060 Had his TTS interrupted.

08:53:18.500 Graffito Tagged donated $100.

08:53:21.520 The idea that racism is defined as being prejudice plus institutional power was first created in 1970 by race hustler Patricia Beidel Padva.

08:53:31.600 Racism definitely existed before 1970.

08:53:35.360 Massive, massive W there from Graffito Tagged, just BTF-ing you, all of you.

08:53:40.320 Okay, we have another one from Dave Vaughn.

08:53:41.940 It's fine, don't worry.

08:53:43.360 Thank you, Graffito.

08:53:44.320 And then we have Dave Vaughn coming in here in just a moment.

08:53:47.600 W's in the chat for Dave Vaughn.

08:53:49.020 Dave Vaughn, donated $100.

08:53:50.500 Thank you, man.

08:53:50.860 Good to see you.

08:53:51.280 Would it upset you if someone assumed you were a racist bigot because you are white?

08:53:56.540 Racism is literally prejudice based on skin color, whether by an individual or institution.

08:54:01.680 I would understand why someone might assume that sort of thing because historically white people have been the most racist towards other races.

08:54:09.340 Would I go on like an angry tangent because someone called me a racist?

08:54:13.560 No, I would call me, explain that that's not the situation.

08:54:16.300 Wait, question for you.

08:54:16.860 Do you think like American whites are more racist than like Japanese people?

08:54:21.000 I haven't, I don't know, I don't know any, I don't know any Japanese people, but I'm, you know, it's really funny about the conversation ultimately.

08:54:29.440 It's hilarious about it.

08:54:30.560 What's so funny.

08:54:31.480 It is funny is that we're being charitable to your definition.

08:54:36.320 And trying to explore your definition, trying to make arguments as refutations to what you define racism as, trying to literally stay inside your worldview as we argue, right?

08:54:48.640 But let me just ask you to do that in reverse.

08:54:50.860 Be charitable towards us.

08:54:52.540 Racism is just, I don't like a person based on their skin color.

08:54:55.760 Based on that definition, if you're being charitable in my worldview, can black people be racist?

08:55:02.640 Hang on, hang on.

08:55:03.740 Let me ask you the question again.

08:55:05.340 No.

08:55:05.580 Since we've been sitting here being super charitable to your worldview, to everything you had to say, within the confines of your worldview, contending with only that, with your definition, can you contend with ours?

08:55:18.200 All racism is, is not liking somebody based on their skin color or treating them differently based on their skin color.

08:55:26.100 That's what I think racism is.

08:55:27.860 Okay.

08:55:28.240 Using that definition, can white people be, or can black people be racist to white people?

08:55:34.940 Can't me or not?

08:55:36.780 Sure.

08:55:37.460 Yeah.

08:55:38.080 Nope.

08:55:38.300 Thank you, Lucy.

08:55:39.620 Oh, Elle, still no?

08:55:41.920 Look, I'm going to stand by my stance on no, because at the end of the day, like, you guys had, not you guys, I'm so sorry, I'm saying you guys, which your ancestors-

08:55:51.540 What do you mean, you guys?

08:55:53.120 Do you think, like, an Asian person can be, like, racist to a white person?

08:55:56.640 Because, like, I, like, face racism every day.

08:55:59.500 I'm sure you do, which is, like, really, really upsetting.

08:56:02.440 No, you don't.

08:56:03.680 See?

08:56:04.500 Every day she faces racism.

08:56:05.860 Every single day, for real.

08:56:07.220 Everyone's saying I eat dogs and cats.

08:56:10.040 It's crazy.

08:56:10.940 I was called a bed wench once.

08:56:13.240 Like, imagine being called that.

08:56:13.640 I face sexism every day.

08:56:15.260 Every day.

08:56:16.320 Every day.

08:56:16.620 Lucy Goosey, can you read this?

08:56:19.100 Check out the Barbary slave trade.

08:56:20.660 Jan's Atlantic slave trade is always talked about, not Africans enslaving Africans.

08:56:24.520 Plus, 8% of the world is white.

08:56:25.940 The global minority.

08:56:26.720 Google it.

08:56:27.560 Black, brown, and yellow are the majority.

08:56:29.820 Always the victim.

08:56:30.720 Never their fault.

08:56:31.740 Yo, John, thank you for the soup chat.

08:56:33.020 I do appreciate it.

08:56:33.760 That is a good point.

08:56:34.560 Whites were definitely victims of slavery.

08:56:37.900 Wait, why are you rolling your eyes?

08:56:39.380 Whoa.

08:56:39.620 Because I'm just so tired of the conversation.

08:56:41.540 Wow.

08:56:41.940 You're rolling your eyes at white slavery?

08:56:44.560 Imagine if you did that.

08:56:45.920 Oh, that's-

08:56:46.300 I mean, weren't you guys called indentured slaves to your own people in Britain?

08:56:50.080 Right now, for instance.

08:56:51.160 I already agreed with you.

08:56:51.940 I said yes.

08:56:52.400 Right now, for instance.

08:56:53.220 From your worldview, I can understand why you might think that.

08:56:55.680 Can you stop finger banging her over there, please?

08:56:57.900 Oh.

08:56:58.200 Oh, I'm sorry.

08:56:59.000 I was just-

08:56:59.480 Guys.

08:57:00.820 My bad.

08:57:01.260 My bad.

08:57:01.340 Calm down.

08:57:01.840 Calm down.

08:57:02.340 I'll have to wait until after the podcast.

08:57:03.600 Yeah, calm down.

08:57:04.980 Yeah.

08:57:07.400 Right now, you would agree in some South African territories, blacks have institutional power

08:57:15.040 and are running white farmers off their land, yeah?

08:57:18.700 That's a good thing.

08:57:21.640 Okay, then.

08:57:22.240 What?

08:57:23.340 It's crazy, man.

08:57:23.980 It's crazy, man.

08:57:24.260 Crazy, bro.

08:57:24.760 It's at home.

08:57:26.820 Chair one, whatever interest street and trailer park, white trash place, did your hippie-dippie

08:57:31.940 whitewashed love come from?

08:57:33.940 I know Chair five knows kuma-billies with more sense.

08:57:37.560 Feel-hurt racism is universal.

08:57:39.860 Gooner-billy.

08:57:40.620 I like gooner-billy better than kuma-billy.

08:57:41.980 I appreciate it.

08:57:42.560 You had something for her?

08:57:43.900 Yeah, I was just wondering, is that institutional power?

08:57:49.720 Rephrase your question again.

08:57:51.440 These black governments that are running white farmers off their land, was that institutional

08:57:56.840 power?

08:57:58.280 I mean, yeah.

08:57:59.780 So, were they racist?

08:58:02.340 I mean, no.

08:58:04.120 I mean, like, you could, like, it's from a historical-

08:58:07.860 Was that harmful to do to a white farmer?

08:58:10.200 Okay, but was it harmful for your ancestors to take my ancestors from their own motherland?

08:58:15.420 That wasn't harmful?

08:58:16.660 That's not harmful?

08:58:17.820 Well, wait, wait.

08:58:18.380 That's not harmful that, like-

08:58:19.760 Can you, hang on.

08:58:20.680 Can you, first of all, can you demonstrate any of my ancestors did that?

08:58:24.180 I don't know your ancestors, but you-

08:58:25.340 Then why did you just say my ancestors did X?

08:58:27.260 Because I'm just, you're, you are, aren't you white?

08:58:31.340 Yeah.

08:58:31.840 Okay.

08:58:32.360 Aren't you from America?

08:58:34.140 Well, no.

08:58:35.280 Originally, all Americans have Western or Eastern European roots.

08:58:39.240 Okay, but where did your family come from?

08:58:41.760 Ireland and England.

08:58:42.880 Okay, and they came over here, right?

08:58:44.180 Mm-hmm.

08:58:44.680 Okay.

08:58:45.100 Why does that mean they had a hand in the slave trade?

08:58:48.220 I would recommend doing, like, a little DNA test to see if you had any, like, slave,

08:58:53.060 you know-

08:58:53.320 You're not, you're part white, though.

08:58:54.780 I think you should do a DNA test.

08:58:56.200 Well, hang on.

08:58:56.580 You got some-

08:58:57.040 Hang on, hang on.

08:58:57.300 I just, I just want you, I just want you to help me out with this.

08:59:00.080 Well, I actually do.

08:59:00.560 Hang on, hang on a second, Brian, hang on.

08:59:02.060 I just want to ask you this.

08:59:03.100 Even if it was true, right, that the people group I come from was totally responsible

08:59:11.160 for African slavery, 100%, what the fuck does that have to do with my ancestry being responsible

08:59:15.940 for it?

08:59:17.340 Um, well, one is, it's-

08:59:20.040 Am I responsible for the sense of a nation?

08:59:21.920 Well, you are responsible for changing the way that how racism is viewed.

08:59:25.600 You have the power to sit here and to advocate for, you know, us as black women.

08:59:30.980 So do you.

08:59:31.980 Well, we do that-

08:59:32.900 We're trying.

08:59:33.680 We're trying every day.

08:59:35.080 Like, every day we're trying.

08:59:36.280 You don't understand-

08:59:36.780 Yeah, but what if I don't believe, what if, what if what's going on here is, I don't understand

08:59:41.400 the logical consistency of saying racism is power plus prejudice, and then I give you

08:59:46.100 a nation where it's blacks-

08:59:47.040 That wasn't the definition that we gave, that was the definition that Brian gave.

08:59:49.560 You gave it an additional qualifier, and the qualifier was stereotypes and harm, okay?

08:59:54.860 I'm going to add this qualifier in.

08:59:57.160 I gave you a nation which white farmers being run off their land, the institutional powers

09:00:01.540 with blacks, it's clearly harmful, clearly harmful to the whites to get run off their

09:00:06.880 farms and clearly stereotypical that they need to be.

09:00:09.800 I mean, are they calling-

09:00:10.420 This fits every single criteria you both agreed to for racism.

09:00:13.260 But are they calling them porch monkeys?

09:00:15.280 No, they call them worst things.

09:00:16.680 Are they calling them the in-words?

09:00:16.900 Are they calling them mother truckers?

09:00:18.860 Are they calling them mother truckers?

09:00:19.440 And they fucking kill them.

09:00:20.820 Are they making their mothers and their-

09:00:24.240 They kill them.

09:00:26.000 Okay.

09:00:26.400 Get together and-

09:00:27.500 They kill them.

09:00:28.680 Tell me.

09:00:29.320 And my ancestors were killed as well.

09:00:30.400 Give me anything worse than death.

09:00:31.460 Give me anything worse than death.

09:00:32.200 My ancestors were killed as well.

09:00:33.040 Give me anything worse than death.

09:00:34.680 My ancestors were killed as well.

09:00:37.040 Can you give me anything worse than death?

09:00:38.160 My ancestors had to literally-

09:00:39.620 Yeah, okay.

09:00:40.340 Were coming from the-

09:00:40.940 I'm not talking about my ancestors.

09:00:42.140 I'm talking about what's happening right now.

09:00:43.740 You could have been an advocate back in the time when-

09:00:45.940 Are you going to ever answer my question?

09:00:47.660 What was your question?

09:00:48.340 Okay, so real quick.

09:00:49.880 Is there anything worse than death?

09:00:52.400 Death is-

09:00:53.180 There's nothing worse than death.

09:00:54.600 Okay, great.

09:00:54.920 Actually, no.

09:00:55.560 There is.

09:00:55.800 Afterlife.

09:00:56.060 Done, done, done.

09:00:56.800 Afterlife.

09:00:57.280 It's the afterlife.

09:00:57.920 Yeah, great.

09:00:58.500 Okay, so there's nothing worse than death.

09:00:59.900 No, there is.

09:01:00.300 These people are being killed right now.

09:01:01.740 They're being killed by black governments.

09:01:03.420 They're getting run off their properties by black governments.

09:01:06.620 Hang on.

09:01:07.700 And the black governments are stereotyping them as being evil because they're white.

09:01:11.140 Okay, and what about-

09:01:11.760 Are they at least racist?

09:01:12.600 Are those government racist?

09:01:13.260 And what about the police taking black men off the streets?

09:01:15.340 Just concede.

09:01:16.100 Just concede.

09:01:16.700 Doing dang and putting guns into our community.

09:01:19.940 You're talking about two different things.

09:01:22.220 Yo, Chad, is she trolling, bro?

09:01:23.960 I'm not even trolling.

09:01:25.340 She has to be trolling.

09:01:25.560 She's trolling.

09:01:26.400 This is coming from a place of like her-

09:01:28.040 I'm going to engage.

09:01:29.320 This is coming-

09:01:29.720 I'm going to engage.

09:01:30.920 Where is the nation of the United States?

09:01:34.080 Do you know there are sundown towns?

09:01:35.340 Hang on.

09:01:35.660 Do you know that there are still sundown towns?

09:01:37.600 Do you know what the United States is and do you know what the country of Africa is?

09:01:41.380 They're two different countries, right?

09:01:42.760 Yeah, and you-

09:01:44.040 Hang on.

09:01:44.300 Stop, stop.

09:01:44.980 I just want to make sure.

09:01:46.260 Is the United States a different country than Africa?

09:01:48.980 Of course.

09:01:49.720 Well, not really.

09:01:50.660 They're different continents.

09:01:51.620 But anyway.

09:01:52.000 Where are you at?

09:01:52.860 Are they different continents?

09:01:54.200 North America and Africa?

09:01:56.440 Are they different continents?

09:01:57.600 They are, but that's so different.

09:01:59.360 Okay, great.

09:01:59.540 Stop, stop, stop.

09:02:00.300 What are the seven continents?

09:02:01.900 Wait, can we ask her what-

09:02:03.200 Yeah, Africa, America, Canada.

09:02:08.160 Wait, keep going.

09:02:08.840 Yeah.

09:02:09.020 Canada.

09:02:09.500 You got it.

09:02:09.980 Canada is a continent.

09:02:10.740 Yeah, keep going.

09:02:11.420 Keep going.

09:02:11.660 America is a continent.

09:02:13.260 Yeah, I know.

09:02:13.920 Keep going.

09:02:14.480 Africa is a continent.

09:02:15.500 Keep going.

09:02:15.940 Asia is a continent.

09:02:18.200 Antarctica is a continent.

09:02:20.000 Yep, yep.

09:02:20.860 Alaska, no.

09:02:21.960 Alaska is a state.

09:02:23.400 There's two more.

09:02:25.120 Good day, mate.

09:02:27.540 Russia is a continent.

09:02:28.920 Yeah, keep going.

09:02:31.060 And I said Asia.

09:02:32.060 Asia.

09:02:32.360 There's one more.

09:02:33.260 Yep, last one.

09:02:35.120 Kangaroo.

09:02:37.400 Australia.

09:02:37.840 I don't know, Andrew, if she can't name, if she thinks Canada and Russia-

09:02:44.520 No, no, Russia.

09:02:45.800 Russia.

09:02:46.260 She said Canada and Russia.

09:02:47.300 Russia.

09:02:48.440 I don't know.

09:02:49.060 Russia is a continent, stupid.

09:02:50.280 I don't know if she has the requisite geographic understanding.

09:02:54.900 I don't know if it's even worse.

09:02:56.240 So Canada is not a continent and Russia is not a continent?

09:02:58.720 Can you name three countries?

09:03:01.640 Three countries?

09:03:02.500 Yeah.

09:03:02.940 Okay, let's see.

09:03:04.580 There is three countries.

09:03:07.140 I'm going to name the countries in Africa, actually.

09:03:09.500 Yes.

09:03:09.900 Cameroon.

09:03:10.480 Yep.

09:03:13.040 Nigeria.

09:03:14.760 Whoa.

09:03:16.260 Yes, that's a country.

09:03:18.740 And let me see.

09:03:20.480 Cape Cod.

09:03:21.780 That is in New England, but good job.

09:03:24.660 You did-

09:03:25.080 Oh, Cape Cod is not in-

09:03:26.820 Cape Cod?

09:03:27.740 No.

09:03:28.860 Well, then you're wrong.

09:03:30.540 Cape-

09:03:30.940 There's no Cape-

09:03:31.900 There's no Cape Cod in Africa?

09:03:33.340 Wakanda?

09:03:35.180 No.

09:03:35.580 Oh, is it Cape Town?

09:03:36.580 Cape Town.

09:03:37.740 Cape Town.

09:03:38.820 That's what I was trying to say.

09:03:40.200 Cape Town.

09:03:41.700 What the-

09:03:42.100 Cape Town.

09:03:42.920 That's a city in South Africa.

09:03:45.820 60% of all violent crimes are committed by a race that makes up 13% of the population.

09:03:52.000 Skip it.

09:03:52.360 Skip it, right.

09:03:52.640 But yes, their population is the one not to be afraid of.

09:03:56.480 The others are the scary ones.

09:03:58.240 The views expressed by the TTSs do not necessarily reflect the views of the-

09:04:04.300 There's another one.

09:04:05.720 That reflect the views of the whatever channel.

09:04:07.960 BigSassEnergy, though, I do appreciate your TTS.

09:04:11.660 Thank you very much.

09:04:12.700 Binks Knight donated $100.

09:04:14.900 How do these echo chamber-hoes feel about the Arab slave trade that persists even today?

09:04:21.940 Open-air slave markets in Libya forced to mine cobalt for pinkies, Tesla, and iPhone.

09:04:27.940 Shaking my head, brothers.

09:04:30.200 W. Binks in the chat.

09:04:32.400 I think we just moved on because, yeah.

09:04:36.460 I mean, where do you go from there?

09:04:38.360 Yeah, I don't know.

09:04:39.940 Wait, question.

09:04:40.520 Do you think, like-

09:04:41.680 Love you, Binks Knight.

09:04:43.520 Oh, you gotta-

09:04:44.360 I know Binks Knight.

09:04:45.300 Oh, okay.

09:04:46.060 It's my friend's knight.

09:04:46.860 Final question on this.

09:04:48.380 What about, like, hate crimes?

09:04:49.580 Like, can somebody who attacks a white person because they're white, can they be charged with a hate crime or not?

09:04:57.140 Yeah.

09:04:57.800 Oh, okay.

09:04:58.320 Even if they're black?

09:05:00.080 Yeah.

09:05:00.820 I mean, that's a hate crime.

09:05:01.940 You're literally hating on somebody.

09:05:03.640 Yeah, hating on them based on what?

09:05:06.480 Um, okay, well-

09:05:08.140 Their race.

09:05:09.060 No.

09:05:09.840 You can hate somebody.

09:05:10.800 No.

09:05:11.540 You can hate-

09:05:12.280 You can hate somebody.

09:05:13.660 It's a hate crime based on the fact that you just don't like them.

09:05:16.700 Yo, Naomi and Riley, you guys said, so the question is, wrong for a man to refuse to date a woman because she is overweight.

09:05:25.440 You guys both said yes.

09:05:27.800 What's that about?

09:05:30.000 What was the answer?

09:05:31.140 What was the question?

09:05:32.060 Overweight people?

09:05:32.660 Yeah, the one I just read.

09:05:34.540 I think, like-

09:05:35.480 Wait, what?

09:05:36.220 You're not Riley.

09:05:36.760 Yeah, she looked at me.

09:05:37.560 I was, like, so confused.

09:05:38.340 I thought you were Riley.

09:05:39.640 That's right.

09:05:40.100 Why do you have the fucking weird ears on now?

09:05:42.360 What the fuck?

09:05:43.440 Naomi and Riley.

09:05:45.780 Why, like, don't you have any ears?

09:05:47.440 Just, guys.

09:05:49.060 I'm trying to get through this.

09:05:50.720 I used to be overweight, actually.

09:05:52.440 And I still consider it and overweight, so.

09:05:57.580 Yeah, so why?

09:05:58.920 Wait.

09:05:59.160 I just think it's wrong.

09:06:00.660 It's wrong.

09:06:01.840 So a guy needs to fuck you.

09:06:04.060 Like, if he refuses to have sex with you.

09:06:06.000 So if a guy refuses to have sex with you, it's wrong?

09:06:09.180 Because of the football?

09:06:14.900 Sorry.

09:06:17.620 What?

09:06:18.160 What was the question?

09:06:19.040 Excuse you?

09:06:22.180 Okay, well, I used to be overweight.

09:06:24.400 And, like, I'm not saying, I'm not saying, like, it's wrong.

09:06:27.760 Okay, you know what?

09:06:28.840 I forget you.

09:06:30.780 Did I say that?

09:06:31.960 I did not think I said that out loud.

09:06:37.100 Sorry, sorry.

09:06:38.020 That was Brian.

09:06:40.240 You didn't mean that.

09:06:41.480 No, no.

09:06:42.160 He meant something totally different.

09:06:43.960 Anyways.

09:06:45.120 Anyways.

09:06:45.760 No, I was just, yeah, I was just, yeah, yeah.

09:06:48.240 Yeah.

09:06:48.720 Can she speak?

09:06:49.780 Yeah, yeah, my bad.

09:06:50.560 Oh, can she?

09:06:51.180 My bad.

09:06:52.100 Are you sure?

09:06:53.320 Is that okay?

09:06:54.180 Yeah.

09:06:54.400 You just interrupted her.

09:06:55.700 Yeah, so rude.

09:06:56.760 Yeah, very rude.

09:06:58.100 Okay, well, I don't know.

09:06:59.740 Like, you don't have to, like, fuck the girl.

09:07:02.780 But, like, still.

09:07:04.500 What do I got to do?

09:07:05.200 Like, it cannot be, like, you can't be, like, oh, because you're fat.

09:07:08.780 Like, I don't want to date you.

09:07:10.680 Like, she could lose weight.

09:07:12.260 It's something she could change.

09:07:14.220 Why doesn't she change it and then you date her?

09:07:17.160 Why does she have that to me?

09:07:18.880 Why does she have that to me?

09:07:19.100 Why does she have that to me?

09:07:19.640 Wait, wait, wait.

09:07:20.940 What?

09:07:21.760 Wait, I have a question.

09:07:23.540 We're talking about overweight people.

09:07:24.300 Come back here.

09:07:25.180 When you are looking for a woman, do you look for her body first or her personality?

09:07:31.600 Yes.

09:07:31.820 Her body first?

09:07:32.800 I was looking for her body.

09:07:33.680 Exactly.

09:07:34.080 And that's what's wrong with this generation.

09:07:35.700 What's wrong with that?

09:07:37.140 Well, not generation.

09:07:38.420 I shouldn't say that.

09:07:38.900 That's what's wrong with that.

09:07:39.180 Hang on, hang on.

09:07:39.980 Hang on.

09:07:40.360 I mean, you think you made a good point here, but just think about it for two seconds, okay?

09:07:47.000 When you see a hot guy, do you notice that he's hot first or do you notice his personality first?

09:07:52.320 I actually dated people who are overweight.

09:07:54.580 I'm not asking you who you dated.

09:07:56.500 Here's my question.

09:07:57.400 If you see a good-looking guy, like, here, a good example.

09:08:01.640 Earlier, who was the picture of that 18-year-old who married the, like...

09:08:05.220 Aaron Taylor.

09:08:06.400 Aaron Taylor.

09:08:07.160 Aaron Taylor Johnson.

09:08:07.840 When those pictures came up, you were like, yeah, he's good-looking.

09:08:10.440 No, I did not.

09:08:11.160 I did not say that.

09:08:11.940 You can roll back the clip and see my face look disgusted because I didn't like...

09:08:15.760 Okay.

09:08:16.620 Let's assume it was some guy who's not him, but you did find attractive.

09:08:21.700 Okay.

09:08:22.300 Okay?

09:08:23.880 You have no way in a picture to determine...

09:08:27.200 Like, for instance, if I showed you pictures of men, could you tell me, that man's attractive,

09:08:31.940 that man isn't?

09:08:33.880 Sure.

09:08:34.720 Okay.

09:08:35.180 If that is the case, how can you possibly determine that without knowing their personality?

09:08:40.900 I don't know.

09:08:42.240 You can't.

09:08:43.340 Wait.

09:08:43.880 Would you date a morbidly obese guy?

09:08:45.780 I literally have.

09:08:47.380 No, but would you?

09:08:48.440 Yes.

09:08:48.760 Yes.

09:08:49.680 I have.

09:08:51.200 You've dated a morbidly obese guy?

09:08:53.580 Yes.

09:08:54.100 Morbidly obese.

09:08:54.620 Let's just say I dated someone who was six, five, and overweight, let's just say.

09:09:01.140 How much did he weigh?

09:09:02.660 I don't...

09:09:03.780 Just say he's overweight.

09:09:05.340 How overweight?

09:09:06.180 How overweight?

09:09:07.360 Y'all are like women.

09:09:08.320 You act like I just...

09:09:09.940 Never mind.

09:09:10.320 Bro, it's crazy, though, because...

09:09:13.880 Well, the point is, is that if you can see a picture of a guy, and you can see he's attractive,

09:09:19.220 right?

09:09:19.780 I...

09:09:20.020 Then you can't...

09:09:20.980 Then you...

09:09:21.480 Then it's the same potential men have.

09:09:23.340 Everyone that knows me knows that I don't go for the looks.

09:09:26.440 I'm not saying that that might be what you end up with.

09:09:29.800 But the point is, is that the first thing people notice about another person is if they're attractive

09:09:35.720 or not, if they're looking at dating.

09:09:38.480 If a person is not attractive to you, why would you date them?

09:09:42.220 Wait, how about...

09:09:42.940 Also, how about this?

09:09:44.700 Would you date a guy with a small pee-pee?

09:09:47.300 I have.

09:09:48.220 I don't care if you have.

09:09:49.220 She's...

09:09:50.220 I have, so yes.

09:09:53.180 Yeah, but...

09:09:54.560 That doesn't...

09:09:55.900 That's...

09:09:57.100 She's...

09:09:57.540 She's answering your question.

09:09:58.600 I'm answering your question with I have, meaning yes.

09:10:02.740 Okay, but like, going forward, if the guy had a micro-penis, would you date...

09:10:06.600 Like, would that...

09:10:07.740 You just keep dating him?

09:10:09.400 Maybe you would.

09:10:10.120 Yeah?

09:10:10.900 Okay, so you don't care about anything when it comes to looks whatsoever?

09:10:14.360 No, I care about personality.

09:10:16.380 You don't care...

09:10:16.920 I care about the human.

09:10:17.900 I care about how he is as a person, so...

09:10:21.900 But...

09:10:22.980 So, looks are not a factor whatsoever?

09:10:26.600 To a certain extent, I guess.

09:10:28.360 What do you mean, to a certain extent?

09:10:30.260 I don't know.

09:10:31.560 Because what I find attractive isn't what other people are going to find attractive, so...

09:10:35.500 I mean, in your...

09:10:36.240 That's the case with everybody.

09:10:37.520 Yeah.

09:10:38.640 Would you date a guy who's a dwarf?

09:10:41.340 Four foot...

09:10:42.560 Four feet?

09:10:43.380 I have, Brian.

09:10:44.480 Wait, why not?

09:10:45.400 No, really?

09:10:45.880 Because he's shorter than me.

09:10:47.080 I don't...

09:10:47.620 I'm 5'1".

09:10:49.040 You really think I'm going to...

09:10:50.580 Well, hold on.

09:10:51.800 You really think...

09:10:52.840 Here.

09:10:53.780 You really think I'm going to...

09:10:54.600 Come here!

09:10:55.380 Oh, you really think...

09:10:56.640 That's crazy.

09:10:57.060 I want to, like...

09:10:57.960 That is crazy.

09:10:58.720 I can make some...

09:11:00.720 That's what the...

09:11:02.720 That's what the...

09:11:03.480 Comments, but...

09:11:05.940 Wait, so, just to be clear...

09:11:08.060 Men can't change their height.

09:11:10.280 Not wrong.

09:11:11.580 Is it wrong for you to refuse to date a dwarf?

09:11:14.360 Is it wrong?

09:11:15.480 I guess you can put it that way.

09:11:17.960 It's wrong for me.

09:11:18.820 Well, I suppose it's consistent.

09:11:20.860 You fucking immoral.

09:11:22.060 You immoral, rotten person.

09:11:23.840 Can I ask you guys this question?

09:11:25.400 None of the little people will ever...

09:11:27.300 Let's wrap it up to ask them questions.

09:11:28.720 I just want to ask you two in the morning.

09:11:31.820 I know, I know.

09:11:33.540 I want to hear that.

09:11:33.860 Are you guys single?

09:11:34.980 Are you guys...

09:11:35.580 He's married.

09:11:36.700 You're married.

09:11:37.740 And I have been for well over a decade.

09:11:40.260 All right.

09:11:41.040 Look, I just don't get...

09:11:42.180 Y'all women have, like...

09:11:43.680 Now, hang on.

09:11:44.400 Now, I know that a decade is a lot longer than a year and a half with your fianc...

09:11:49.920 I mean, not fiancée.

09:11:51.900 I mean, married.

09:11:52.760 I mean, whatever.

09:11:54.680 Fake fiancée.

09:11:55.300 But, you know...

09:11:56.060 Two years, five months.

09:11:56.820 Yeah, I know.

09:11:57.240 Two years, five months.

09:11:58.320 Ring is coming soon.

09:11:59.060 But, you know...

09:12:00.480 You know...

09:12:01.400 Yes, I've been married for most of my adult life, yes.

09:12:04.920 Okay.

09:12:05.280 Good.

09:12:05.500 Yeah.

09:12:05.840 Okay.

09:12:06.420 I'm just confused on this.

09:12:08.260 It's just...

09:12:09.260 Women have laundry lists of things that they care for in a man when it comes to personality.

09:12:13.880 And when it comes to looks, I don't see how it's wrong for a man to refuse to date somebody.

09:12:19.220 Like, you guys won't date a guy because of his height, which you guys both admitted.

09:12:23.540 You have a high preference.

09:12:26.640 I'm just not dating someone that's shorter than me.

09:12:28.940 Cool.

09:12:29.200 And I'm not dating a woman who's...

09:12:30.760 And it's pretty rare for someone to be...

09:12:34.640 A man to be shorter than me.

09:12:39.260 So?

09:12:40.700 What?

09:12:41.480 Not in most of the world.

09:12:42.580 Okay.

09:12:43.000 All right.

09:12:43.680 Are men the primary victims of war to which, Naomi, you said no?

09:12:53.900 I think you're the only one who said no on that.

09:12:56.000 Wait.

09:12:56.220 But I only said no because I didn't really understand, like, the question.

09:12:59.820 Like, you mean, like, war, like, really fighting out...

09:13:02.300 Yeah, like, people killing each other.

09:13:04.060 Then yes.

09:13:04.680 Then yes.

09:13:05.260 Okay.

09:13:05.960 We have a chat here from Dragon's Talon.

09:13:08.880 Or did we read this one?

09:13:10.360 Yeah.

09:13:10.760 Yeah.

09:13:12.100 Oh.

09:13:12.500 No.

09:13:13.000 No.

09:13:13.720 We haven't read that.

09:13:14.600 I read it on the screen.

09:13:15.460 Okay, go ahead.

09:13:16.140 Read it for us, Elle.

09:13:17.840 You get to read it.

09:13:19.620 Black lady, your African ancestors, blacks, racists against African Americans, since they

09:13:25.620 were the ones who originally sold your ancestors to the ships that brought them to the other

09:13:30.100 countries.

09:13:31.600 Whoa.

09:13:32.440 Okay.

09:13:33.040 That was great.

09:13:33.900 Thank you for...

09:13:34.720 Oh, of course.

09:13:36.220 Dragon's Talon.

09:13:36.840 Thank you for the super chat, man.

09:13:37.640 Appreciate it.

09:13:38.580 All right.

09:13:38.800 Moving off of the primary victims of war, just a few more.

09:13:41.520 I'm not going to do all of them just for the sake of time.

09:13:44.460 Let's just do the feminist stuff, and then we'll wrap it there.

09:13:47.620 The question is, do women have equal rights to men in the United States, to which, Lucy,

09:13:53.880 you put both, which I guess would indicate a maybe, or...

09:13:58.620 A lot of those, it's case by case.

09:14:02.060 Mizzy, you said, yes, they do.

09:14:05.160 Ruby, you said, yes, they do.

09:14:09.180 Mandy, Mandy, coming back.

09:14:14.860 You said, no, women do not have equal rights to men in the United States.

09:14:18.700 McKenna, you said, yes, they do have equal rights.

09:14:22.380 Elle, you said, no, they do not have equal rights.

09:14:28.620 Naomi, you said, no.

09:14:30.760 And then Riley, you said, no.

09:14:34.040 So those of you who said no, or maybe, I guess, how so?

09:14:39.560 I mean, for example, the whole abortion thing.

09:14:42.900 Like, literally, like, you guys...

09:14:45.260 No, please don't bring this up.

09:14:46.180 Okay, I'm sorry.

09:14:47.260 Okay, but like, okay, whatever.

09:14:49.060 But like, you know...

09:14:50.400 Sure, that's unfair.

09:14:51.320 Anything besides the abortion thing.

09:14:53.540 Yeah, just like, we can't do certain things that, like, men can do,

09:14:56.940 and it causes us to, like, you know, not be able to do some things.

09:15:01.020 And, you know, and they, like...

09:15:03.360 I don't know, but...

09:15:04.600 It's just a thing that we say, you know.

09:15:07.280 You're in tune with us.

09:15:08.800 Like, it's a thing.

09:15:09.540 So you can feel what I'm feeling, you know?

09:15:13.140 Feeling.

09:15:13.440 He doesn't know.

09:15:15.000 He doesn't know.

09:15:15.960 I'm sorry.

09:15:16.960 Okay.

09:15:18.120 Sorry.

09:15:18.700 You don't know.

09:15:19.760 But...

09:15:20.280 I don't know.

09:15:20.840 I'm trying to explain it, okay?

09:15:22.440 So...

09:15:23.120 Oh, shit.

09:15:25.840 I forgot.

09:15:26.040 Okay, anybody?

09:15:27.380 What can a man do that you can't?

09:15:36.480 He's a construction worker, apparently.

09:15:39.140 Apparently put on roof shingles.

09:15:40.840 Oh, yeah.

09:15:41.740 I can't be a oil...

09:15:42.860 What did you say?

09:15:43.460 A rigged oiler?

09:15:44.600 Yeah, a rigged oiler.

09:15:46.400 No, it's perfect.

09:15:47.140 I'm certain.

09:15:48.020 You can't be a president.

09:15:49.020 I'm certain someone...

09:15:50.120 What's up?

09:15:50.580 What's up?

09:15:50.800 Okay, women don't have equal rights.

09:15:54.360 Give me...

09:15:54.980 How?

09:15:55.420 Which one?

09:15:56.740 I don't even feel like fighting right anymore.

09:15:58.380 Fight, Lucy.

09:16:00.620 I'm wrapped.

09:16:01.320 I know Andrew's going to be like,

09:16:02.500 here's my point.

09:16:04.460 And I'm going to be like,

09:16:05.340 and it's right.

09:16:08.220 And for the sake of time,

09:16:09.520 yes, he is.

09:16:10.620 And you're going to go...

09:16:11.740 Yeah.

09:16:13.720 Yes, you are, Andrew.

09:16:14.960 Wait a minute.

09:16:15.400 Are you guys going to do the debate tomorrow?

09:16:17.440 Are we?

09:16:18.380 Yes, sure.

09:16:18.780 You haven't given me topics yet, Andrew.

09:16:20.320 Okay, yes, we'll do it.

09:16:20.960 You can pick the topics.

09:16:22.020 You pick the topics.

09:16:23.600 And if you don't want to,

09:16:24.480 I'll pick them.

09:16:25.160 It doesn't matter.

09:16:26.320 What if we each pick two topics?

09:16:28.000 Sure.

09:16:28.460 Sure.

09:16:28.900 Okay.

09:16:29.260 Wait, how long do I have to be here for?

09:16:30.360 Because I'm not doing another 10-hour sesh.

09:16:32.520 It's like maybe three hours.

09:16:33.580 Andrew would probably die

09:16:34.460 if he had to talk to me for 10 hours.

09:16:35.720 Probably.

09:16:36.260 Yeah.

09:16:36.940 I feel bad.

09:16:37.640 I don't want to kill him.

09:16:38.320 Here, so if you want, you could save...

09:16:41.160 One rebuttal.

09:16:42.980 Do you want to give, like, your quick position on this

09:16:44.880 or save it for tomorrow?

09:16:45.920 Okay.

09:16:46.720 Who else?

09:16:47.600 I guess I'll go.

09:16:49.260 I think that the only reason I put that

09:16:51.700 women don't have equal rights

09:16:53.260 is because we're just physically unable

09:16:56.180 to do certain things,

09:16:57.980 and that's not equal technically.

09:16:59.720 So in my brain, technically, we're not equal.

09:17:02.800 No, but the question is,

09:17:03.840 do women have equal rights,

09:17:05.040 which would indicate, like,

09:17:05.880 some sort of, like, state-down, government-down?

09:17:07.860 At this point in time, I think we do, yes.

09:17:09.980 Okay.

09:17:10.940 Anybody else?

09:17:11.820 Any takers?

09:17:12.560 Any takers?

09:17:13.760 Okay, so our position is going to be

09:17:16.080 remain unchanged.

09:17:16.940 Women do have equal rights to men

09:17:18.480 unless you can present a compelling argument

09:17:20.480 to the contrary.

09:17:22.480 Going once.

09:17:24.740 Going twice.

09:17:26.100 And also on abortion, men can't have them either.

09:17:28.820 Boom.

09:17:29.620 Roasted.

09:17:30.500 You can have a vasectomy.

09:17:32.560 Roasted.

09:17:33.320 That is not.

09:17:34.300 Oh, my God, please.

09:17:35.140 Oh, my God, please.

09:17:35.940 Oh, my God, please.

09:17:36.460 Oh, my God, please.

09:17:36.760 That's true.

09:17:37.000 Hang on.

09:17:37.280 That's true.

09:17:37.900 And you can have a hysterectomy.

09:17:40.140 That's also true.

09:17:41.960 Roasted.

09:17:42.780 Life is Mizzy.

09:17:43.500 I'm Mizzy.

09:17:44.900 Thank you.

09:17:45.700 That's Mandy.

09:17:46.580 Mandy Moore over there.

09:17:48.660 Mandy Smore.

09:17:49.360 I'm miserable.

09:17:49.860 Sorry.

09:17:50.840 Mandy.

09:17:54.340 Okay.

09:17:56.280 Fish tank chick.

09:17:57.680 Listen, I'm hungry.

09:17:59.180 We're almost done.

09:18:00.420 We are almost done.

09:18:02.080 It's not even that late for you.

09:18:03.780 Come on.

09:18:03.860 This is easy.

09:18:04.900 This is easy.

09:18:05.420 I have a two-hour drive.

09:18:07.200 I have a two-hour drive.

09:18:08.860 Pretend Barbie should not come into the rest of the country in South Africa.

09:18:12.320 Tonight?

09:18:12.760 Yeah, he's driving back to Michigan.

09:18:14.760 Michigan.

09:18:15.800 I live in the Bay Area.

09:18:17.340 Michigan.

09:18:17.660 You're driving today.

09:18:18.840 I'll re-trigger it.

09:18:19.940 I'll re-trigger it.

09:18:20.540 I have to go drive home right now.

09:18:22.120 You guys are just talking.

09:18:23.420 I just got to wait to play it again.

09:18:25.380 I'm sorry.

09:18:25.660 Just another 30 seconds lost.

09:18:27.360 Good job, guys.

09:18:28.480 Great job.

09:18:29.620 I'll just fucking replay that shit.

09:18:32.000 Desmond's back there.

09:18:33.080 He's like, damn, what the fuck?

09:18:35.620 Oh, wow.

09:18:36.360 Jake donated $100.

09:18:38.800 Pretend Barbie should not comment on racism in South Africa.

09:18:42.440 Uh-oh.

09:18:42.720 If Cape Town is now a country, then I now might as well identify as black.

09:18:47.760 Jesus.

09:18:48.800 Hashtag Lekadam.

09:18:50.120 All right, by the way, guys, we're going to do the roast session.

09:18:52.180 If you want to get a roast in, roast is a $20 TTS.

09:18:56.540 If you guys want to get it in, $20 TTS, starting here in just a sec.

09:19:02.320 Do you really don't think that black people in Africa can be racist?

09:19:06.460 Really?

09:19:08.300 I believe I can touch the sky.

09:19:09.580 Like where they have the institutional power?

09:19:12.020 Sure.

09:19:12.380 I believe I can touch the sky.

09:19:13.020 I'll just agree with you on this one, sure.

09:19:16.400 That's just such a weird position.

09:19:18.260 It doesn't make any sense.

09:19:19.680 Spread my wings and fire away.

09:19:23.780 All right, good talk.

09:19:26.560 But you.

09:19:28.260 Are women oppressed in the United States?

09:19:31.900 Lucy is a maybe.

09:19:33.700 Mizzy is a no.

09:19:39.380 Ruby is a no.

09:19:43.000 Mandy is a yes.

09:19:45.560 I said yes?

09:19:46.500 McKenna.

09:19:47.060 I checked the wrong box.

09:19:49.760 I checked the wrong box.

09:19:49.780 I said no.

09:19:50.880 L is yes.

09:19:53.780 Yes, women are oppressed.

09:19:55.740 Naomi says no, women are not oppressed.

09:19:58.600 Riley, my bad.

09:20:01.700 My bad.

09:20:04.020 She says no, women are.

09:20:05.880 Wait.

09:20:06.440 No, women are.

09:20:08.420 Are women oppressed in the USA?

09:20:13.880 No.

09:20:15.380 I don't know, bruv.

09:20:17.080 How are women oppressed?

09:20:18.320 Who thinks.

09:20:19.080 Show of hands.

09:20:19.680 Who thinks women are oppressed?

09:20:23.280 Okay.

09:20:23.660 How are women.

09:20:23.900 I don't want to argue.

09:20:25.560 Just do it.

09:20:26.320 YOLO.

09:20:26.800 I'm not going to argue.

09:20:28.120 No, I'm not going to argue.

09:20:28.620 It's the final.

09:20:29.320 This is the final segment.

09:20:30.140 I just want to get roasted.

09:20:30.880 I just want somebody just to get roasted.

09:20:33.280 Okay.

09:20:33.340 Actually, shit.

09:20:34.100 I should have made it.

09:20:34.920 I should have made it a higher threshold.

09:20:36.860 I just want to get roasted.

09:20:38.060 Oh, there's some roasting that's going to happen.

09:20:39.820 I'm so excited.

09:20:40.680 Me.

09:20:41.320 $20 TTS boys.

09:20:43.060 Wait.

09:20:43.400 I said yes?

09:20:44.760 She said yes.

09:20:44.980 I don't know, Mandy.

09:20:46.300 I don't know what was going through your head.

09:20:48.000 Okay.

09:20:48.140 You read the thing.

09:20:49.880 So you can tell me.

09:20:51.360 Calm down.

09:20:51.500 What thing?

09:20:52.400 I will start crying again, Brian.

09:20:54.140 Oh, no.

09:20:57.440 That is so cool.

09:21:00.400 I feel that, girl.

09:21:01.180 She's like, no.

09:21:02.640 All right, guys.

09:21:03.520 TTS roast session is set to $20 if you want to get it in.

09:21:09.460 Roast away.

09:21:10.400 Roast away.

09:21:11.020 While the girls are doing that, every single one of you, who's willing to take off their

09:21:17.700 makeup?

09:21:18.420 I will.

09:21:19.060 Will you do it?

09:21:20.040 Why did you point at me?

09:21:21.440 Why did you point at me?

09:21:23.260 Also, you.

09:21:24.420 Here.

09:21:25.160 Who's going to take their?

09:21:26.040 Yes, take it off.

09:21:26.980 No, this is expensive.

09:21:28.280 I will give you a $2.

09:21:29.680 How expensive?

09:21:32.300 Yeah, can we pay more if we do?

09:21:33.840 Pay free makeup.

09:21:34.500 I'll give you a $2.

09:21:36.080 Just only her.

09:21:37.280 Only her.

09:21:37.760 She's the only one.

09:21:38.320 Yeah, we're more $2 in makeup.

09:21:40.320 Give me a break.

09:21:41.200 No, this is expensive.

09:21:43.280 What's expensive?

09:21:44.460 Everything.

09:21:45.120 My face would be $100.

09:21:47.040 Charlotte Tilbury.

09:21:48.300 Your makeup tonight, it was $200.

09:21:49.980 No, it was way more than that.

09:21:51.760 Then you're way over fucking paid.

09:21:54.060 No, I mean, good makeup is worth it.

09:21:57.100 She will overpaid for the makeup.

09:22:00.560 Fuck.

09:22:01.620 $200 in makeup, huh?

09:22:04.160 People want you to take the ears off.

09:22:06.880 I can't take my glasses off.

09:22:07.620 Me?

09:22:07.900 My ears?

09:22:08.260 No, I honestly kind of came off me sweating on this fucking podcast on my face.

09:22:11.720 See what I'm doing?

09:22:13.620 Ha-ha.

09:22:14.600 I don't have a mirror.

09:22:16.460 I don't even know.

09:22:16.880 She's...

09:22:17.320 I don't know.

09:22:17.820 I'm just going to go strong or not.

09:22:19.580 It's still...

09:22:20.700 This is not going to get her all off.

09:22:22.340 Now you get it.

09:22:23.300 Now you get to see what it is.

09:22:24.500 That's like one day.

09:22:25.800 Now you get to see what it is.

09:22:27.480 Take it off.

09:22:28.460 Why are you like singling me out?

09:22:29.760 Take it off.

09:22:30.980 Do I have to take my lashes off?

09:22:32.300 Yes.

09:22:33.200 Oh, okay.

09:22:33.760 Take it off.

09:22:34.760 Take it off.

09:22:35.680 I look like...

09:22:36.360 Don't do it, McKenna.

09:22:37.400 No.

09:22:37.560 Do it.

09:22:38.500 McKenna.

09:22:38.860 It'll take like five of them.

09:22:39.400 Don't do it, Meg.

09:22:40.500 Okay, take all five.

09:22:41.520 Do it.

09:22:41.740 What?

09:22:42.060 Do it.

09:22:42.840 Do it.

09:22:43.320 They're all there.

09:22:44.260 I'll replace them.

09:22:45.180 Don't worry.

09:22:45.500 All five of them.

09:22:46.220 Don't worry about it.

09:22:46.900 It's no cost to you, I promise.

09:22:49.520 McKenna, do it.

09:22:50.480 No excuses.

09:22:51.000 Play like a champion.

09:22:51.600 I forgot my eyebrows.

09:22:53.800 Did you take one?

09:22:55.980 I took my lashes off.

09:22:57.420 You're going to do the makeup.

09:22:58.540 Come on, Lucy.

09:22:59.500 Do you see?

09:22:59.560 Am I going to get paid more?

09:23:00.720 No.

09:23:01.380 Lucy Goosey, take that shit off.

09:23:02.420 I'm getting paid too.

09:23:03.480 Why?

09:23:03.820 Okay, I feel like everyone's doing it.

09:23:05.440 I'm not.

09:23:06.180 Yeah, I have a lot of fucking eyeliner.

09:23:09.260 Shit.

09:23:11.940 Wait until you see the lips.

09:23:13.880 Take it off.

09:23:15.760 Hey, what?

09:23:16.380 Hey, you're not taking it off, bro.

09:23:17.640 Because this makeup is too cute, and I'm a Barbie doll, so I can't do any of that.

09:23:22.680 Oh, can I have the $2 bill first, and then I have it?

09:23:24.180 Right.

09:23:24.740 Afterwards.

09:23:25.280 You get it only afterwards.

09:23:26.660 Only afterwards.

09:23:28.220 Okay.

09:23:29.080 No.

09:23:30.200 Give me the pack.

09:23:30.980 I love this.

09:23:31.560 Yes.

09:23:31.800 Give her the pack.

09:23:32.920 No, don't give her the pack.

09:23:34.320 No, give her the pack.

09:23:35.340 Do I look so bad without makeup?

09:23:36.760 No, hey.

09:23:37.200 My last second thought was not the throwing of the makeup wipes, Brian.

09:23:41.180 No.

09:23:44.040 She said so.

09:23:45.360 All right.

09:23:46.120 We're going to let the roast come in.

09:23:47.020 You already look insanely different.

09:23:50.720 You look so young.

09:23:52.940 Wow.

09:23:53.260 You look like, like.

09:23:54.120 That's cool.

09:23:55.240 Good times.

09:23:55.900 You just look so young.

09:23:56.720 So do you.

09:23:58.060 What?

09:23:58.700 Crazy difference.

09:23:59.700 In a good way?

09:24:00.260 Big, hot, baby.

09:24:02.440 Yeah, sure.

09:24:03.580 Take the lashes off.

09:24:05.020 In what kind of way?

09:24:06.180 Hey, get.

09:24:06.780 Yep.

09:24:07.320 There you go.

09:24:07.900 I paid $85 for these lashes.

09:24:09.980 I can't take them off.

09:24:11.260 Once it's all off.

09:24:12.020 It didn't work.

09:24:12.640 Once it's all off.

09:24:13.800 I need, like, a mirror.

09:24:15.400 You look beautiful.

09:24:16.580 You do look gorgeous.

09:24:17.460 You all are so beautiful.

09:24:19.220 I love.

09:24:19.760 I love.

09:24:19.960 And then, who's.

09:24:21.220 Whoa, you're wearing a fucking wig?

09:24:23.240 What?

09:24:24.600 Take that shit off, bro.

09:24:26.320 Hey.

09:24:26.900 Hey.

09:24:27.060 Off it goes.

09:24:28.560 Off it goes.

09:24:28.860 I've been sitting directly next to you.

09:24:30.620 I had no idea.

09:24:31.760 I knew.

09:24:32.420 What the fuck is up in the scalp?

09:24:33.060 I know.

09:24:33.840 You could tell.

09:24:34.760 You would know.

09:24:35.440 Yeah.

09:24:35.560 Well, now that I'm here, I can tell.

09:24:37.480 Mandy, take.

09:24:38.680 But you're good at it.

09:24:39.640 Why do you think I said take the wig off?

09:24:40.880 Mandy, can you take it?

09:24:41.540 Why did you say that?

09:24:42.360 I missed it.

09:24:43.600 I just said it.

09:24:44.280 Take it, take it, take it.

09:24:45.380 Off it goes.

09:24:46.240 Off it goes.

09:24:46.700 Guys, can I snatch it off?

09:24:48.400 Snatch it.

09:24:49.080 Can I keep it?

09:24:49.740 Wait, can we do it together?

09:24:50.820 Wait, can we do it together?

09:24:53.640 Two, hang on, hang on, hang on.

09:24:55.680 Ready?

09:24:55.980 Get the arms ready.

09:24:56.960 One.

09:24:57.420 You can clip it.

09:24:58.300 You can literally clip earlier.

09:25:00.080 Clip earlier?

09:25:01.140 What?

09:25:01.440 Yeah.

09:25:01.900 Do you want a bobby pin?

09:25:02.840 I took it for a moment, and then I was like, it was funny, and then you guys saw it.

09:25:06.200 Come on, let's see.

09:25:06.660 I thought I got embarrassed.

09:25:08.080 I was like, I have bobby pins.

09:25:09.380 You want to clip some bobby pins?

09:25:13.340 Is it all off?

09:25:14.100 I will say, I don't normally do my eyeliner and lashes.

09:25:17.300 You got the lashes on a legend.

09:25:19.340 I paid $85 for these.

09:25:21.660 I can't say she said.

09:25:22.620 I paid $85 for lashes?

09:25:24.800 What?

09:25:25.700 They're expensive.

09:25:26.600 They're lash extensions.

09:25:28.060 All right, guys, I'm going to let the chats come in, but before we do, can you guys hold

09:25:32.500 up to the camera?

09:25:33.640 Starting on this side, hold up the makeup wipes.

09:25:36.060 Hold it up to the camera.

09:25:37.480 Hold up your makeup wipes to the camera.

09:25:40.240 There's also two other ones on the table.

09:25:42.240 Hold it up.

09:25:43.040 She said, hold it up.

09:25:44.360 Hold it up.

09:25:45.460 I don't even know which one to hold up.

09:25:46.480 Hold it up.

09:25:47.540 Oh, there's the damage, fellas.

09:25:49.700 There's the damage.

09:25:50.520 Okay, and then over here, we have quite a bit, quite a bit, quite a bit.

09:26:00.380 Do I look like crazy different?

09:26:02.580 You look so good.

09:26:03.280 Aw.

09:26:03.820 You're gorgeous.

09:26:05.160 Hey, you didn't take it all off.

09:26:06.340 You didn't take it all off.

09:26:07.740 Hey, come on.

09:26:08.420 You have like really bad makeup wipes.

09:26:10.300 Oh, yeah, right.

09:26:11.360 That's a neutral genie, bro.

09:26:13.160 Don't.

09:26:13.640 Nah, these irritate my heart.

09:26:14.840 I have to use face on it.

09:26:15.800 I feel like that's a lot of your pores up.

09:26:17.280 It's just the eyeliner.

09:26:18.180 It's really gorgeous.

09:26:19.540 Oh, my gosh.

09:26:20.260 Hold it up.

09:26:21.000 Hold the makeup wipe up.

09:26:22.040 I've been trying so hard to scrub these brows off.

09:26:23.860 I don't have that much, I feel like.

09:26:26.160 Yeah.

09:26:26.820 It's not all of it, though.

09:26:27.560 No.

09:26:29.000 That's our natural skin.

09:26:30.080 Most of the time, the girls don't do it.

09:26:31.900 Oh, really?

09:26:32.580 Yeah.

09:26:33.100 You could have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those.

09:26:35.160 Oh, wait.

09:26:35.400 I don't re-trigger.

09:26:36.540 Saying you can't be racist to a certain group is literally racist.

09:26:40.240 It is.

09:26:40.640 It opens up the floodgates to attack that group and discriminate on them because of their

09:26:45.140 race.Marxism changing definition.

09:26:47.900 Dude, you are so pretty.

09:26:49.460 Right?

09:26:49.800 Jesus Christ.

09:26:50.540 Oh, my God.

09:26:51.360 You donated $20.

09:26:52.740 Yo, thank you.

09:26:53.300 Jessix really tried to speak with authority about racism, but couldn't even name three countries

09:26:58.520 in our own continent.

09:26:59.900 They got me.

09:27:01.620 You got me on that one.

09:27:02.840 Look.

09:27:03.560 I was blanking out.

09:27:05.020 I got a W on that one.

09:27:05.720 Chris donated $20.

09:27:06.600 Yo, thank you, Chris.

09:27:07.840 Brian, Aldi Marinara sauce jars are notoriously known to be difficult to open.

09:27:10.000 This is the guy who wanted to do the pickle thing.

09:27:13.440 Get some of those on the show and watch them struggle.

09:27:16.620 Sauce worked at store.

09:27:18.240 Yeah, but that defeats the purpose, right?

09:27:20.520 Daniel Nosseri donated $20.

09:27:23.160 The sound of the plop that my morning turd made hitting the water in my oilet bowl was

09:27:28.080 smarter than if I was still in the air.

09:27:33.340 Thank you, Daniel.

09:27:34.260 That was a good one.

09:27:35.060 Thank you, man.

09:27:35.580 Daryl underscore Frank Castle 512 donated $20.

09:27:40.760 Chess 7 and 8 are perfect example that their father figures failed them.

09:27:45.380 18 years old with multiple bodies.

09:27:48.280 You should so forking ashamed instead of laughing and giggling on here looking stupid.

09:27:54.720 Pierre Delecto donated $20.

09:27:57.240 All right.

09:27:57.640 Andrew, ask these women the breakfast question.

09:28:00.400 I'll bring this one to you.

09:28:02.020 Very simple question.

09:28:04.120 How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

09:28:08.260 Fine.

09:28:09.080 Okay.

09:28:09.540 How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

09:28:11.340 I never eat breakfast

09:28:12.440 How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

09:28:15.080 I didn't eat breakfast

09:28:16.680 How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

09:28:19.600 Absolute shit

09:28:20.280 Breakfast is my favorite

09:28:21.460 How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

09:28:24.040 Right here into the mic

09:28:25.540 My breakfast was like

09:28:26.860 But you said you didn't eat breakfast

09:28:28.120 The cookie that I ate a couple hours ago

09:28:30.240 She said you didn't eat breakfast, right?

09:28:33.360 I would feel not good

09:28:34.460 I love breakfast

09:28:35.300 How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

09:28:37.760 Low of energy

09:28:38.580 I didn't eat breakfast

09:28:40.100 You didn't eat breakfast

09:28:40.900 raise your hand if you said you didn't eat breakfast wait uh do you have was that face

09:28:46.440 tattoo visible when no it wasn't no it was covered let me see did you huh what did you do

09:28:53.320 is it a tree no wait i need to see it and i'll know this is a tattoo i got oh okay after you

09:29:06.800 i got this tattoo like you murdered somebody no it's just like a drunk like dumb tattoo it's not

09:29:13.840 a teardrop you guys it's japanese for what it's crazy in japanese no crazy

09:29:19.260 a japan it's japanese for crazy yeah crazy

09:29:25.060 yeah labia manga donated twenty dollars for the entire 20th century the dictionary definition

09:29:36.380 of racism was the belief in the genetic superiority of one race over another thus any member of any

09:29:42.820 race can be racist lucy has great hair thank you joe xd donated twenty dollars w brian w andrew as

09:29:53.520 someone with family from south africa it's pretty disheartening to see a privileged girl in america

09:29:59.240 refuse to call the murder of my uncle by government sponsored thugs racist yeah but you have to

09:30:04.180 understand that stuff happened to her daniel nostri donated twenty dollars one couldn't imagine a

09:30:09.860 better potential destiny future ex-wife than chair one seeing as she is vegan and hates the taste of

09:30:16.120 meat she must be sure to wash the taste of sausage out of her mouth after thank you binks night

09:30:22.560 donated twenty dollars mizzy cooked all of you other hoes you wouldn't last a day on fish tank

09:30:28.940 meanwhile she went toe-to-toe with the frank hassle red build based maga mizzy life is piggy piggy slop time

09:30:37.280 two a.m slop jj jj thank you circumflex zero three donated twenty dollars as always props to big

09:30:46.720 drusky but extra props to brian for opening his platform to andrew and the crucible to the women

09:30:53.120 wake up and realize time waits for no one listen and take heed godspeed kitten bear donated twenty

09:31:02.000 dollars c1 tarted c2 maybe c3 your friend is evil c4 based c5 evil and tarted stop trying to pimp your

09:31:14.320 friend out on a view which c6 room temp iq c7 laughed at c6 so based c8 did you even talk mr basement

09:31:26.720 donated twenty dollars andrew any advice to avoid getting black built from listening to these imbeciles

09:31:33.680 you're a man simple you're a man devon jackson donated twenty dollars i went back and just heard

09:31:45.520 butthole girl trying to force her friend to show her butthole too hold on let me get the rest coming

09:31:56.960 through uh booty banana bean cheeks just tuned in from columbia thank you and let me tell you

09:32:06.800 just watching these last few minutes fellas women here will appreciate with more than these entitled

09:32:13.200 low iq slags proud teacher to andrew in debates i haven't heard slags in a while

09:32:19.520 that was very interesting racist homophobe virgin donated twenty dollars middle-aged virgin loses his

09:32:26.240 temper on 20 year old girls and reveals his homophobic nature only closeted cucks care this

09:32:32.400 much about trans cocks dot biggest red flags for girls short-tempered toxic immature

09:32:41.840 the girls probably i don't know if the girls agree with that one but uh yeah i'd fail to see how

09:32:45.600 anything said tonight is homophobic in any capacity or even transphobic for that manner you know i wish

09:32:51.280 it was

09:32:54.640 vector donated twenty dollars only fans a platform that capitalizes on the fact that the men and

09:33:01.120 women who subscribe to the content creators forget that sex dolls exist

09:33:08.160 yo thank you man for the uh message dariel underscore frank castle 512 donated twenty dollars

09:33:15.120 chair six is a troll she couldn't comprehend the hypothetical of the mask when every night

09:33:20.160 she gets home and takes off that thick mask of makeup and looks completely different look up her tick

09:33:26.160 tock don't look me up on tick tock

09:33:32.480 yo chaley thank you for the message man do appreciate it

09:33:34.720 docent matter why i am donated twenty five dollars nine hours impressive greetings from california

09:33:43.120 blue state brian why do you like to put yourself in a situation where you're around a bunch of

09:33:49.040 morons who make you lose brain cells not andrew

09:33:52.800 thank you thank you if you ever had children and moved into the woods you might see the elf in chair

09:34:02.000 three i can't assume she's a wood elf because it's offensive to assume what kind of elf she

09:34:07.520 identified that's a good point she could she could be a mountain elf

09:34:11.520 twenty dollars chair six suivo what do you bring to the table what happens if your man wants a girl with

09:34:18.560 natural hair baby this is natural

09:34:37.200 you can't even hold it together and now it's natural

09:34:40.320 master malvolent doing naturally fakes what a show

09:34:44.000 you talk slipped kitten princess a vampire girl must be some bdsm chick where tf did you find the

09:34:52.080 elf with a wig

09:34:55.360 for underscore the underscore patriarchy donated twenty dollars

09:34:59.680 she tits sad when syphilis brain still allows for more common sense than feminine maybe that's why she has

09:35:05.680 more

09:35:11.040 jackson donated twenty dollars yay makeup was doing a lot of heavy lifting today it was doing a lot of

09:35:17.040 heavy lifting i spent like two hours on my makeup okay a lot of heavy lifting a lot of heavy lifting

09:35:23.200 i think i look the same otis strutwood donated twenty dollars nigeria and ethiopia 99.98 and 99.93 black

09:35:33.840 population in charge of everything does racism exist here against who wow crucible crew

09:35:43.360 i ain't answering that no okay wait that really quick isn't there a country in africa where if

09:35:49.920 you're like albino they'll target you that's colorism but okay all right okay i'm not gonna

09:35:57.440 it's wigism baby you keep talking about my hair well wait what do you mean your hair wait wait hold

09:36:03.920 on i i do want to stop on this for a sec bro you've got a tick tock where you wear wigs

09:36:09.440 yes like cut the fucking bullshit i do wear wigs no that's not a wig though but i can tell look at

09:36:14.720 the back she has a little bit she got a little bit you are out of your fucking mind look you can see

09:36:20.560 her natural curl right there look at that i know what natural hair looks like okay i have friends

09:36:26.880 growing up where i were 200 bucks 200 bucks right now i i will bet you 200 bucks that this is her real

09:36:34.000 hair done girl pull your roots right now yeah no i didn't know cough up

09:36:40.880 but no i don't have what the what you because i know i want to split will you split the i'm not

09:36:49.040 no because first of the money yeah i'll split the money first and you want a hundred bucks

09:36:53.360 first and foremost it's my hair and regardless of the situation even if it's fake or not that's

09:36:59.760 not your decision whether how much of it is not your decision how much it is not your decision

09:37:04.400 nor you're you're like i guess you're uh uh how do i say this it's not like your decision whether or

09:37:09.840 not i'm going to wear wigs or not because it's still my hair regardless regardless i my guys go to

09:37:14.640 twitch.tv my wigs cost up to two hundred dollars right now i literally looked i know for sure that

09:37:22.800 i'll be your hair it's not possible okay so you don't think black women can't grow hair that's not

09:37:28.000 what i said get us to 98 000 did i say anything like that 70 more no so here's the thing i just

09:37:34.240 want to make sure that i get this right that i owe her 200 because that's all your hair right all of

09:37:40.320 it none of it's a wig right you owe her 200 so if we pull up right now all right your tick tock we're

09:37:46.000 gonna not see clearly 100 that that is impossible to be all your hair it's it's styled my hair is styled

09:37:55.040 right now that's what i was trying to say is their hair which is there which is not my hair

09:38:00.800 straight in your face does that make it fake that's not what i said i do have extensions she has extensions

09:38:07.680 but it's not a wig it's still her hair though it's still her hair though

09:38:14.960 why are you coming at me by my hair oh do i have to repeat another tts or do you guys want to get

09:38:19.760 out of here come on guys and it's a complete and utter cloud chaser and the rest only give answers

09:38:24.960 that stay trendy and won't get them hate oh i get plenty of hate yo pg pgv thank you for the message

09:38:30.640 man do appreciate it jk donated twenty dollars alternative barbie i hear cake cod is great this

09:38:39.280 time of year for a safari the inhabitants of the continents of russia and canada send greetings

09:38:45.760 one and two you don't need makeup thank you oh wait donated 19.99 to chair six if you're feeling

09:38:56.080 unattractive consider buying a wig it's a look that anyone can pull off i wear wigs i was a wig

09:39:03.120 influencer love crime or bro donated twenty dollars hair hat hooligan in chair six for someone who has

09:39:11.280 so much to say about white folks you try your best to emulate their looks what's up with the hair hat

09:39:17.680 though why not your natural hair i'm a barbie doll mr toasty donated twenty dollars is it just me or

09:39:25.360 does chair four look one quadrillion point zero zero better without all the gothic makeup it's just

09:39:31.760 you bro say it again beaten cheeks donated twenty five dollars jessex crying racism let's speak about

09:39:42.560 racial appropriation take off that white girl wigs a white man's invention called makeup and let's see

09:39:49.360 them prickles on top of your head girl here the electro donated twenty dollars andrew do you want

09:39:57.120 to fit in a ping question what's a png question i don't know i don't know i'm not sure you send another

09:40:05.200 one clarify there's a few more coming through justin martin's donated twenty dollars i literally cannot

09:40:11.920 think of a better roast than just letting chair one and six share their ideologies

09:40:18.640 okay that's actually a really good point

09:40:23.280 pasty george donated twenty dollars the women w h show removed their makeup look great and beautiful

09:40:30.880 stop being insecure you have natural beauty ps your skin and paws will thank you you're not in here

09:40:37.600 right now daryl underscore frank castle five hundred and twelve donated twenty dollars look how quick

09:40:44.080 all those tens turned in twos andrew no debate please she's dumb as a rock i think those drones are out

09:40:52.480 here trying to adopt these three hundred and fours brian take them to the room new jersey's having a rough

09:40:59.120 time right now jake donated twenty one dollars thank you jake andrew i missed you last show but would

09:41:06.160 you debate chat gpt it could smoke you that would be chat chat gpt damn actually i i really could i know

09:41:14.800 the e well daniel nostri donated twenty dollars one moment you're a sweet little innocent asian chick

09:41:21.840 the next to your friend is teaching you how to stick things up your butt

09:41:32.720 no comment yeah that's exactly how it is thor you did send in a message but it's unfortunately against

09:41:38.800 tos but um he made a joke i can't even say sorry i can't thor i can't i can't uh i can't do it man

09:41:48.160 thank you though for the message they donated twenty dollars chair force so based she couldn't

09:41:53.440 listen to the steaming pile of poop chair one and six were spewing even if she's a syphilitic pegasus

09:42:00.000 needs jesus and her soy boy bf wears her clothes she's based no not at all but could be donated twenty

09:42:09.520 seven guys five girls dude wipes widescreen tv blue balls why did symbol take the blue ball

09:42:18.880 interesting is this a gay male dating show this is a gay uh kitten bear donated twenty dollars

09:42:26.400 according to some degen math and chat gpt chair five has taken seven miles of penetration up the

09:42:33.040 kyster this year r.i.p her pooper

09:42:35.600 why would you do that math

09:42:40.320 donated twenty dollars so andrew doesn't use toys on his wife and brian doesn't lick love

09:42:47.360 in turn screen this clip dot brian not able to find the love ladies reaction

09:42:52.480 okay

09:42:58.000 the fuck do you need hey george donated twenty dollars chair three please remove your wig

09:43:04.000 we want to see your natural hair do it do not be afraid we want to see here we go here we go let's

09:43:11.120 do it let's go wait if i give you a two dollar bill do you know how much that's worth that's my

09:43:17.680 two dollar bill i have another two dollar bill oh i'll give you a two dollar bill

09:43:21.680 and spend it on a good dentist priorities are pretty skewed

09:43:25.840 you're lost but now you'll have yeah thank you rad appreciate it man you have two two dollar bills

09:43:31.520 i love the number a non-donated twenty dollars you gotta do it seat one comma four and five

09:43:36.320 looks significantly better without makeup yeah six clearly has like 80 it can pointless to argue

09:43:42.400 with calls canada a continent ha ha ha some of the most ill-thought arguments ever seen

09:43:50.000 selena underscore gone is donated twenty dollars most men prefer a woman with little or no makeup

09:43:57.040 ladies quit wasting new time and money on something that only makes you less attractive in the end

09:44:05.280 your xd donated twenty dollars get in your crystals lips get the crystals yeah yeah so three three

09:44:13.360 two dollar bills wigs off here we go the rest of the show and you have to do it right now it's more

09:44:19.120 it's worth more than six bucks though it is the two dollar bill is crazy how much women talk about

09:44:25.600 insecure men yet almost all women never leave the house without a mask a day a lot of women have

09:44:31.040 plastic surgery okay she's not gonna do it you said that you loved the number two and if there's

09:44:38.000 two you would do that six in your world you barbie you're an eight standing up just like you barbie

09:44:43.520 i just vomited a bit hey otis yo what's up otis this guy's a legend in world of war crimes by the

09:44:51.200 left donated twenty dollars i'd marry up number two or three just as long as chair three stays off

09:44:57.840 off yeah oh love you uh we have a few more coming through big atlas donated twenty dollars

09:45:08.400 jessic suivo if what you bring to the table is that you are a barbie does that include that you

09:45:14.240 wear accessories which are interchangeable such as your hair yes garius godfrey donated twenty dollars

09:45:23.120 yeah thank you gary i go to bed whatever is still on i wake up whatever is still on i'm starting to

09:45:29.840 think whatever is for the masochists gg to panel w whatever w crucible crew w crucible crew chaley donated

09:45:39.360 twenty dollars i have the pink-haired chicks back all day she actually has a brain and a heart

09:45:45.840 good job for sticking up for what you believe against the rest of these imbeciles who call

09:45:50.400 themselves women thank you joe underscore mcdonald donated twenty dollars unfortunately feminism my

09:45:58.960 snt going away anytime soon and the birth rate crisis will only get worse yeah thankfully the magnetic

09:46:06.080 pole reversal event will take place within our lifetime

09:46:12.160 okay how many more never heard of that there's like a few more that are coming

09:46:16.400 uh one sec guys uh almost done acidic touch donated twenty dollars life is mizzy w for the girls who took

09:46:26.400 off their makeup hi brian and andrew first donation to the show love what you guys do

09:46:32.560 life is mizzy yeah kitten bear donated twenty dollars chair three laughs like a literal anime

09:46:40.800 character please don't start enough and shove the whole world up your butts like chair

09:46:49.600 that's a talent brian don't eat peach donated twenty dollars brian you really can't defend this clip

09:46:57.840 i need the ladies to give a hot take on brian's lack of female anatomy dot ladies discuss uh yeah i

09:47:04.400 know the clip you're referencing uh we don't do media reacts i mean you'd have to send in like crypto for

09:47:10.240 that uh but we don't do media reacts it's especially not for roast in any case um this this clip

09:47:18.480 is claiming that i don't know how to locate the clitoris it's uh what's that what did you say

09:47:26.400 what is that what's that it's the clitoris the clitoris the clitoris my dear chip chip cherry oh

09:47:35.600 yeah in any case i think people flip a do in any case this clip though it's like from a show i did

09:47:41.040 like two years ago and like i'm talking about the the angle here and i think people who watch the clip

09:47:46.640 misunderstand what i'm talking about it's like if the girl's on top like the angle in which you

09:47:51.440 probably it's kind of degen but not degen but it's like the angle that you gotta rub the clip she's on top

09:47:58.320 what and people didn't understand like whatever whatever whatever there you go there's your

09:48:03.040 there's your response you you hater you okay sex is icky k-pop underscore manager donated 20

09:48:10.320 ladies i commend you for coming on this show knowing full well that daddy wilson is going to open up

09:48:15.760 can of whoop butterfly he's savage but there's logic don't tee it personal sixth seat please

09:48:22.400 i'm worried for you that's true none of it's personal the underscore doctor donated twenty

09:48:27.280 dollars jessex there are no chic with dicks only men with tits

09:48:33.920 you roll around the table then call them the b-word bitches love it when you call them beautiful

09:48:39.120 sub submersible honky donated twenty dollars i thought lucy was dumb but jessex made lucy look

09:48:47.520 like stephen hawking on a ginkgo by the poor speak i'm sorry queen

09:48:54.400 what the fuck yeah paid hot for andrew donated twenty dollars

09:48:58.800 jessex there are no chic with dicks only men wait trump is coming jessex get the rocks you

09:49:04.640 woo all around the table then call them the b-word bitches love it when you call them beautiful

09:49:10.720 is anybody willing to do an uwu

09:49:16.000 maybe i had like an actual one yeah do an uwu okay i have to compose myself

09:49:22.320 no you don't oh okay thank you for the reference uwu whoa that was disappointing do it

09:49:34.400 she does laugh like an anime character here we go

09:49:36.400 is that like good or is that bad yeah i think it's easier let's hear the uwu

09:49:45.680 take the wig off too

09:49:51.200 i already did it i already did it so i already got all the embarrassment

09:49:54.160 i don't i don't know what that is i don't know i don't know what that is yeah

09:50:03.440 pop for andrew

09:50:05.520 uwu

09:50:07.840 wait we missed it

09:50:08.960 what the fuck was that and wore black because he was coming to a funeral

09:50:25.200 what the heck remember folks elf ears equals freak what the

09:50:30.640 fuck why is it not showing up on the screen do you put the strap in the dishwasher

09:50:35.440 yeah it would melt what the fuck no mazy tell them about the polycue you are involved in what

09:50:46.400 oh i'm not in that that's not my that's not my discord and sam hyde oh i'm not frank has a

09:50:53.280 girl

09:50:53.520 daryl underscore frank castle 512 donated 20 dollars chair four don't worry about what your bf makes

09:51:01.600 just make sure he has a job with health benefits for the next testy deacon you imagine going on a

09:51:07.360 date with chair three she's gonna go broke on earth boring we'll go on a date it's okay

09:51:13.520 donated 20. treat you right baby girl ladies what colors would you like your crystals to be

09:51:19.280 i need an answer from all of you hashtag crew crew

09:51:23.280 crew crew sorry sorry guys clip it borat donated 19.99 my gf called me a sex machine this morning

09:51:35.040 well if we want to get all technical her exact words were a fucking tool but i think it's the same

09:51:42.480 jack underscore and donated 20 dollars number four you're a good person and a great sport about all

09:51:49.200 of this but i'm curious did the dude rub his junk all over you for that to get everywhere

09:51:54.960 scythe can only spread by direct contact i was on birth control agent donated 19.99

09:52:03.280 chair one is ashley judd and chair six is a socialist stacy dash knockoff oh thank you ladies we are

09:52:09.280 making america great again tighten up your act and get straight we won't tolerate this behavior anymore

09:52:15.920 uh-oh thank you big atlas donated twenty dollars also burrito bro brian how are you a blm advocate

09:52:24.400 but won't partake in takeout wanna square that one for us are you a filthy watcher i don't understand

09:52:31.120 that one yeah i was gonna say acidic touch donated twenty dollars i also want to say that pink dress

09:52:37.360 girl and girl next to the left mizzy made me lose brain cells he's saying why you always watching roast

09:52:42.960 beef but not eating it i miss it too i don't do that because i'm a gentleman

09:52:55.200 oh no

09:52:57.280 like cream pies it let her drag her flowers across the floor and act like she was

09:53:02.320 right cheers to a good show tonight

09:53:04.320 gross though andrew always happy to see you twenty dollars glad to see my girl lucy back

09:53:12.800 she's a lesbian that talks non-stop

09:53:16.080 i call them i stopped it bro

09:53:21.120 i wait i swear i stopped it i don't know why it just is going now is it gonna stop okay sorry let me

09:53:28.240 it degenerated itself here i'm gonna like this

09:53:35.840 uh

09:53:38.560 if i can put on one of those wigs i'll take mine off

09:53:41.920 which ones like the colorful ones okay deal take yours off no not deal wow she can't mess with

09:53:48.240 those wigs but i have a spare what about that one wait no that's a bad that's a bad deal

09:53:53.360 why and also yes i did have a loving father growing up same what's the point of her taking

09:53:57.600 it off and putting a different wig on it's just because you would see the transformation it's like

09:54:01.760 a fun little moment change why is the tts not coming in okay we just have to see it without the

09:54:06.720 transformation first but i like wanted to try what if you take it off and then put it back on

09:54:11.440 i like do that for it's like a transformation earlier

09:54:14.800 i don't know why the oh i want to put on that wig what's your name be obese so they call you bob

09:54:25.600 so they're calling you you know that i'm known for the bob

09:54:33.200 what the frick it like switched over to the tts monster and then it stopped letting the tts come

09:54:39.520 through that's weird hold on let me see what's going on oh my god life is mizzy

09:54:49.440 you say it's almost three in the morning yeah that means it's six o'clock my time

09:54:55.120 i hope someone uh chat i'm not sure what happened to the tts but it's no longer working

09:55:00.320 chat we're cooked chat are we cooked they're pretty cooked is it the angle

09:55:15.920 which alerts that's weird uh boys i don't know why the tts all of a sudden stopped working that's

09:55:24.000 really weird um let me see what that could potentially be guys uh while i'm trying to get

09:55:31.120 this figured out i don't know if i will uh any final thoughts from anybody before we wrap the show

09:55:37.680 it was wonderful meeting you all beautiful people um thank you for this debate andrew i really

09:55:42.720 love that i know we had a debate when did that happen i know why

09:55:46.560 kid and bear donated twenty dollars thanks brixton sneaky china one child policy less girls less

09:55:53.280 woke days but still less women and excess something something low effort joke women

09:55:59.600 dumb me big strong man nooga booga i like big booba

09:56:04.560 kid and bear donated twenty what it already came through while while we're waiting on that i'm going

09:56:10.320 to read this uh clusterism thank you for the super chat gg panel intransigence is either a skill or

09:56:15.600 innate you got it yes much intransigence tonight thank you man lady to donated twenty dollars

09:56:22.320 let this fat love missy leave she needs her midnight slop it's way overdue also stop being

09:56:29.120 pussies and make black barbie love take off her makeup it's not fair everyone else did it sorry

09:56:35.840 you even came over here to watch me donated twenty dollars thank you man great job on finding all of

09:56:42.320 this dilute tonight did you get all of your two dollar bills from the spearmint rhino go to church

09:56:48.720 with andrew this week i don't go to strip clubs okay i don't go to strip clubs gmd jim sorry some

09:56:54.800 of these got re-triggered because of the uh bread miss thank you for the uh twenty dollars

09:56:59.440 super chat chair one did your daddy not teach you to actively listen while men are talking no he did not

09:57:05.040 okay clearly tashi uh uh pacific touch donated twenty dollars oh shit this is gonna drain my

09:57:12.480 bank account just like fish tank i'm addicted help yo acid thank you for the uh tts man i do

09:57:18.640 appreciate yo tashi brian i love you i am ex stripper and so grateful for you tell these girls pills are

09:57:25.120 not their friend ex oh she's an ex stripper and grateful for me well there you go thank you thank you

09:57:30.480 katashi i do appreciate your future ex-wife probably not probably no no no no all right

09:57:36.720 final call guys on the tts's if you want to get them in that is the final call here like i said any

09:57:43.280 final thoughts here before we wrap the show before i was interrupted pretty much loved the the um

09:57:49.280 discussion and great meeting you guys it was nice to meet you too it was great to meet you and your wig

09:57:57.040 wig that doesn't that you're not wearing thank you i will say this panel was really fun the last one

09:58:05.200 was a little bit chaotic that i was on and this one was only kind of chaotic and i'm sorry you complained

09:58:10.800 for four hours straight i did not complain for four hours you're still complaining you were like

09:58:16.640 i'm exhausted it's almost three in the morning you've been here for 11 hours you're in a club for

09:58:21.360 longer than that give me a break yeah right mr basement donated twenty dollars chair one what

09:58:28.000 compelled you to come on with your pokies out chair six what compelled your father to fornicate with a

09:58:33.360 kitchen appliance to make a toaster brain like you jesus do you want me to actually answer that right

09:58:41.840 now a acidic touch donated twenty dollars quick somebody get missing her two a.m slop she's going

09:58:50.400 to faint this is urgent life is mizzy we're gonna raid ampi okay sorry guys i'm gonna follow you

09:58:59.680 it means life is miserable yeah oh all right uh we're gonna wrap the show here uh here we got

09:59:06.720 odysseo thank you donated twenty dollars thank you thank you i will interrupt when i want to

09:59:11.920 interrupt not today degenerate not today degenerate all right guys like the video please like the video

09:59:18.480 uh we are going to wrap the show there at 10 hours my my goodness i blame it on all of you this is not my

09:59:29.840 fault whatsoever uh anyways you invited us all right so i would like to end this show as a

09:59:45.040 call to action with a call to action to the sex workers at the table you you you you probably do

09:59:54.720 some weird and then sort of you because it's within six months you're going to be doing like

10:00:01.520 gang bangs and shit so um can you would you guys consider tonight on the whatever podcast

10:00:10.080 quitting only fans right now i mean if i find a rich man to marry in five minutes yes

10:00:16.560 brian's rich i was just gonna say brian brian like just but he likes elves so just really okay

10:00:28.480 you can identify as an elf yeah yeah there you go what about you two well you guys you guys are young

10:00:34.320 all of you are young you're 20 18 18 you guys are going down a path that's going to lead you

10:00:40.480 somewhere not good you guys are still young you can you can back out now and mitigate the damage

10:00:49.840 no i'm waiting for after i graduate college i need the money and i don't have time to get a job

10:00:59.600 and joke you don't have time to get a job and do school like i do veterinarian school and i'm not the

10:01:05.040 smartest cookie i have to study like well maybe you shouldn't become a veterinarian so like well i want to be

10:01:10.000 okay thank you yeah but if you're not the smartest cookie don't kill any dogs please okay but like

10:01:14.480 that's why you go i'm going to school yeah yeah put that shit on the front of your veterinarian

10:01:19.040 clinic and you'll be like not the smartest cookie veterinarian clinic no because then i will be the

10:01:24.160 smartest because i i actually applied myself school doesn't make you smart you're smart and you go to

10:01:29.920 school school does not make you smart okay but you learn that's how how do you gain knowledge well you

10:01:36.000 gain knowledge yeah that's true you learn it's just that school's usually not the best

10:01:39.760 place for that well not if you don't apply yourself you guys you guys gonna stop only fans

10:01:44.800 no you're gonna stop never you're gonna stop never no i will eventually when i'm old and crusty i will

10:01:50.080 all right get a full panel i will in like five years oh just kidding maybe even three okay when i

10:01:55.680 graduate pasty george donated twenty dollars old man gamer here i remember the good old days when women

10:02:03.120 were traditional and a two-parent household were the normans affordable women then loved compliments and

10:02:09.200 dating was not a meal ticket no it still was even then for underscore the underscore patriarchy

10:02:15.280 donated twenty dollars is the fact andrew has a black ex-wife make him less racist or more racist

10:02:21.760 since she's now the ex yeah good question um didn't think about the black ex-wife before you opened your

10:02:28.240 mouth did you do you have a black ex-wife according to the internet i do i want to see the paint proof

10:02:34.720 so do i but they haven't shown it to me yet if they haven't shown it to me yet they're not going to

10:02:39.840 show it to you either then i can't say something sorry yeah good good times i don't think andrew

10:02:45.600 sees color tashi i meant it brian your convo about men giving and not getting was very accurate

10:02:51.680 it thank you tashi i appreciate the super chat message guys uh so okay well i tried uh for the

10:02:59.600 of people gg hold on gg well played to the panel last call hit the like button please on your way out

10:03:07.520 thank you for tuning in tonight you could have been anywhere in the world but you're here with me i

10:03:10.880 appreciate that thank you to everyone who super chats donates and supports the show show excuse me

10:03:16.080 we will be live again tuesday at 5 p.m pacific for our final show final show of the year andrew will

10:03:23.360 be there we have a big guest it's gonna be a big it's gonna be big okay big guest andrew versus mystery

10:03:32.240 guest it's they've been asking for it it's coming tuesday 5 p.m pacific be sure to tune in any girls who

10:03:39.280 want to be on the show dm whatever on instagram if you can make it to santa barbara we have this one

10:03:43.600 coming in uh i'll let this one come in daryl underscore frank castle 512 donated 20 dollars

10:03:52.240 at the rate they're going they'll be single moms before finishing school let the drones take them

10:03:58.080 all 18 and can't work an honest day's work showing buttholes for 3.99 ain't it i think your

10:04:05.920 OF is free right my OF is free yeah there you go her OF is free 20 dollars 100 for a special 10 hour

10:04:13.680 episode have a good night yo acid thank you so much man do appreciate it thank you thank you uh let's

10:04:19.280 see where we are we're going to raid ampi he is uh all right guys thank you for watching on twitch

10:04:25.440 we're going to raid ampi he is playing world of warcraft hardcore he's doing uh

10:04:30.560 uh uh uh yeah i mean like that's kind of like for phase one that's yeah ice mage is bad

10:04:40.560 yeah um so anyways uh we're raiding ampi over there on twitch he's playing world of warcraft uh

10:04:46.000 classic hardcore we're going to send that raid over right i'm going to let them kill the boss

10:04:52.080 actually i'll just send it uh because that could take they're taking a while to kill the boss so

10:04:56.560 um they're kiting the boss so okay i'm going to send that over right now guys

10:05:05.760 all right let's see what now he's using arcane really he this guy is one of the best player he's

10:05:12.480 very very good player very good player i don't even know what the i'm talking about i'm just making

10:05:17.040 shit up like yeah used to play mage you used to play mage boom boom oh there it is boom boom yo

10:05:29.680 welcome in hope you had a great stream mr whatever oh they got oh that's kind of dog

10:05:35.680 shit oh they did get an epic though south park episode of wow boy boy boy boy boy it's dog

10:05:42.640 shit so funny uh decent loot just kidding those dog although the tombstone okay whatever all right

10:05:51.920 okay okay guys uh you can get out of that uh let me just no okay we're all good on chats no supers

10:05:58.160 okay guys oh seven's in the chat good night guys we will see you on tuesday good night guys

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