Whatever Podcast - Dating Talk #11

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00:01:19.120 at whatever on instagram without further ado we're going to have the guests introduce themselves so

00:01:24.640 please tell us your name age occupation or school major and relationship status starting with you

00:01:32.960 hi i'm paisley i am 31 i work in film and tv and i am married

00:01:38.400 i'm tabaira williams i am 33 i am a consultant at a tech firm and i am newly single nice

00:01:51.360 bonjour mon ami is this lady clackers i am a cat i am two and a half years in cat years and i'm glad to be

00:01:59.920 here hold on okay so in cat years what is the translation to human oh i'm sure you have google

00:02:11.760 and you could probably find that in the comments so if anyone wants to google that and put that in

00:02:15.440 the comments all right guys she's 43 okay calista yeah i'm calista i'm 27 and i work in fashion and i'm

00:02:24.640 single uh i guess that makes me oh oh i'm brian i'm 30 i'm an actor delivery driver musician jack of all

00:02:35.920 trades i guess i'm single but i'm poly so that's not really a that's not really a limiting factor whether

00:02:43.440 i am or not so uh yeah i'm excited to be here you're poly yes so um how many people concurrently

00:02:51.440 are you i mean i am single more or less i have like a cuddle buddy but she's aromantic and sort of

00:02:59.280 asexual it's complicated but uh i feel like we can talk about that more after these lads get introduced

00:03:05.200 brandon brandon brandon age 40 tattoo artist currently single

00:03:13.600 who's single in here hey my name is aj i'm 27 years old and i'm currently an analyst

00:03:21.040 relationship status i am single okay so paisley you're married yeah

00:03:26.480 yeah and you're not using that in a any colloquial like you are legitimately literally married yeah

00:03:35.280 okay yeah congrats how long have you been married uh three years three years and how long were you

00:03:43.520 dating your partner before or your husband husband yeah wife let's not assume no no no no yeah no i've

00:03:50.480 known him for like 10 11 years okay dated for four four and a half four four and a half kind of

00:03:57.520 hard to keep track when you've known somebody for that long okay wow congrats yeah good times so

00:04:04.400 besides paisley and i guess besides brian who has a cuddle buddy or something everyone here said they were

00:04:12.560 single okay uh so in today's day and age i think single it's hard to really have a sense of what that

00:04:23.040 really means i know you you're recently tomorrow you're recently out of a relationship was a long

00:04:28.720 term relationship no like short like a playing like six like a fortnight 14 days okay really quick

00:04:37.040 to answer the question i play piano i brought it but brian's a fascist who won't let me play on screen

00:04:44.080 i i guess i'm a fascist yes yeah brian over here by the way with the inferior spelling of his name

00:04:51.200 with the y you inferior spelling insisted on playing the piano during the stream and unfortunately for

00:04:57.280 him uh i denied him so i guess that makes me a fascist so uh okay so it's tragedy

00:05:07.040 okay so as far as uh single goes um we know you're recently out of a relationship

00:05:18.240 single single when's the last time that you've hooked up with someone

00:05:24.080 oh man the vibrator such nothing nothing better than staying home having a nice dig

00:05:30.880 um i recently realized that um having sex is just kind of gross honestly because like you don't

00:05:40.080 really know a person you know like i'm at i was i was young once i went around alleys i did my thing

00:05:47.200 and now i'm an old cat lady and i enjoy my life you were young once i was young once and you did your

00:05:52.880 thing in that in la oh yeah so what does that mean well let's just say uh that that kitten problem in

00:06:01.200 la isn't uh building itself up uh back then but no i mean i've had lots of sex and you know you think

00:06:07.600 about this connection with a person i think that's what you start to get into that like people don't

00:06:13.040 think about it's mainly like a carnal pleasure that people have and that's so easy and that's so basic

00:06:18.880 that at this point in my life it's like why why do we do it you know like it's going to be a fleeting

00:06:25.280 moment you know if you really have a deep connection you hope that they're good at sex too so that's

00:06:30.320 the only thing i guess you can try it out i don't know so rambling can i build off of that sure i you

00:06:35.920 know i i say if i had to choose between giving up like cuddling and giving up sex i'd give up sex

00:06:42.000 because you know again you can masturbate and have a good time you can't even with kiki here no offense

00:06:48.560 kiki you can't really cuddle with a vibrator and get that human connection that you were talking

00:06:54.640 about so yeah there's only so much sex can do it can't do all elements of human connection i wouldn't

00:07:02.880 say masturbation is a good replacement or a viable option for sex right but masturbation is closer to

00:07:09.600 sex than cuddling is then like wait masturbation is closer to sex than than it is to cuddling and

00:07:18.320 i really like cuddling okay cool uh so you said you had your fun what what does that mean

00:07:27.600 oh i was promiscuous i mean like i can you give us do you want a body body count sure let's do body

00:07:32.960 count how about we get some guesses and i'll let you know how many lives how many lives do cats have

00:07:39.920 times three so 20 38 i said 30. is this all who wants to be done 50. yeah i know 50 exact or 50 men

00:07:54.240 and then about 10 women okay any non-binaries no you know back in the day we were all in the closet you

00:08:01.760 know hey yeah you go through round two yeah yeah yeah okay calista uh last time you've hooked up with

00:08:09.840 somebody like last december last december december 2021 okay and you've been you've been on the prowl or

00:08:19.920 no i've just kind of been single for the year okay just finding myself and all that

00:08:24.880 finding yourself finding yourself okay what does that mean what is finding because

00:08:34.160 i found myself last night real cozy like

00:08:36.800 we we have a bit of a running thing on this show that when someone says that they're

00:08:43.280 exploring themselves finding themselves it means they're just running through a bunch of people

00:08:48.880 no but it sounds like it's been you know what i haven't been fucking people no i've not i've

00:08:53.520 genuinely just been like honestly really introspective and thinking about my thoughts and who i am as a

00:08:58.560 person how i react to things how i want to react to things so genuinely just like thinking about

00:09:05.040 myself as a person and if i want to be better okay cool brian uh so i that cuddle buddy it turns out

00:09:13.760 you know asexual can mean a lot of different things she very much could get turned on but as i got

00:09:18.720 to know her better i learned like you know just because she's turned on and wants to have sex

00:09:23.600 doesn't like on a carnal level doesn't necessarily mean she really wants to have sex in general and

00:09:27.600 like it was all very consensual but i was like okay i need to not like be trying to turn her on or

00:09:32.560 anything and so that was probably the last sex i would have had which would have been early this year

00:09:39.360 there was this random guy i posted stuff i posted a not so people on craigslist men on craigslist are

00:09:45.040 fucking brutal they are so fucking horny i posted something for like acting stuff on craigslist and

00:09:50.560 this guy was like do you want to have sex and i don't remember the details not because i was drunk

00:09:55.840 just because i have shit memory uh and but like we ended up doing a bit of stuff um but it just not

00:10:03.200 that much happened and he was kind of boring and he was just like looking at his phone jerking off and

00:10:07.920 i'm just like what am i doing here so i left um and that reminded me that you know i don't have to

00:10:13.760 just say yes to everything so that was probably around the same time but i haven't done anything

00:10:20.880 in a bit but you know hopefully i hit up my friend who is the second person i've ever had sex with the

00:10:26.080 other day and she's a dom and i was like hey can you dom me again because i'm sure we'll talk about

00:10:31.040 it later i'm into bdsm but that's another story so you're a sub i'm a switch switch okay i'm a switch

00:10:37.280 but uh it subbing takes way less work uh being a good dom takes a ton of work and i'm very lazy

00:10:44.720 so i'm a great dom but uh i'm lazy so sometimes it's just good for someone else to

00:10:50.160 your shit up so uh yeah been about half a year two-thirds a year yeah what's a dom dominant oh okay

00:10:58.480 dom sub like in bdsm it's like a domino's pizza subway scenario so he's going on hot or like

00:11:04.400 you're doing the work you're you're the one who's in control okay consensually okay yeah and then the

00:11:09.600 sub is of course okay submissive yes okay he's getting smashed yeah brian why don't you give a

00:11:13.840 crash course like one minute plot synopsis on bdsm uh stands for like bondage domination sadomasochism

00:11:21.680 um and it's basically consensually giving one person giving power to the other person i mean

00:11:29.920 you can have multiple people it gets just like sex and life in general can get very complicated

00:11:34.720 but the point is it's basically exploring some of our darker or kinky or weirder urges in a the typical

00:11:41.280 term is safe sane and consensual way so you know for example there'll be a safe word so if like you're

00:11:47.680 tied up and getting whipped and it's too much you can say a stereotypical cheesy safe word would be

00:11:52.400 pineapple and you say that and you can pause the scene and check in and then you know after everything's

00:11:57.920 done there'll be aftercare and there's lots of different it's related to so many different kinks

00:12:02.640 you know there's rope bondage there's like more just like teasing and denial or edging or forced

00:12:08.960 orgasms there's all sorts of shit there's something for everyone but um something that is yeah so there's

00:12:17.040 there's something for everyone but it's again as you can imagine there's a lot of like shitty like

00:12:22.720 male doms like oh i'm so tough you need to the sub needs to do whatever i want you know you don't

00:12:28.000 have any say in the situation um basically a lot of toxicity that exists anyway can get amplified in

00:12:34.320 bdsm if people aren't careful so if i have one piece of advice it's communication communication

00:12:39.520 communication go on reddit and ask questions uh fetlife is kind of a shit show but you can find like

00:12:46.480 clothes on like people gathering to meet and have lunch together and just talk about stuff

00:12:51.840 uh but generally it's it's a ton of fun and it helps with like someone like me who i'm extremely

00:12:59.120 sexually shy and i later in this podcast will talk about how i purposely lost my virginity tied up

00:13:04.320 um but uh yeah it's fun go try it safely yeah wait so yes chris told me

00:13:12.800 and i don't know if chris has old information that you're currently seeing five women but chris chris

00:13:21.040 did you mislead me chris that's i uh i i i might have meant uh polyamorous but i also had a car ride

00:13:28.800 with brian where i learned a lot today so i i'm just i'm learning learn that much that you haven't like

00:13:34.400 we've had hangouts where you've learned more um not like that geez no i am not the most people i was

00:13:42.800 ever with at once was like two or three but i was with someone who uh had disassociative identity

00:13:48.560 disorder so that's kind of like it was kind of like a four-in-one deal but uh yeah i'm weird i have

00:13:55.920 an interesting life i guess yeah okay brandon um yes so you're single brandon yes you got you got a

00:14:05.680 lady friend that you're kind of seeing have you been hooking up or what what's your situation yeah

00:14:10.000 that's been the story i guess for the past uh three four years there was someone i was seeing kind of

00:14:15.200 regular um but just a lot of up and downs and and kind of you know wishy-washy with the idea of

00:14:22.480 commitment so you know if they're not on that level why should i be on that level um no rush really

00:14:30.160 but being a bachelor you know does have its downsides you know um it's not really something i'm aiming

00:14:38.320 towards anymore it's been over for a minute but it will be nice to find someone that's just

00:14:44.800 you know just my type just right and we can rock and roll our own stage together

00:14:48.960 um that'd be nice but right now still just you know the beach is nice okay the weather is nice

00:14:58.080 it is got it it's literally it's a beautiful day uh i hooked up with somebody over the weekend in

00:15:05.440 vegas nice oh shit but before that it's been i think i'm like a month and a half so for how much bro

00:15:11.360 luckily it was someone i met in the club right on nice so how much

00:15:20.160 it was free it was free 99. okay got it he's excited look at that really cute i know i know

00:15:30.480 he's like his face is glowing oh that's the facial yeah yeah yeah all right so first uh first question

00:15:36.240 for the panel this one's a light one uh condoms do you prefer sex with or without a condom real

00:15:45.200 quick just around the panel anybody prefer it with i don't think anybody prefers it whatever no i i do

00:15:50.640 want to mention that there is a female condom i'm going to throw this out for my friend denise because

00:15:54.560 we just had a conversation about this um i don't like them but they do exist i've never seen it's actually

00:16:01.200 vegan condoms now i'm vegan i like i advocate that is like the most like wait a vegan hold on

00:16:07.200 vegan condom so you're vegan i'm vegan i'm surprised you didn't let us know sooner

00:16:14.080 no that's the thing no it's but they're vegan condoms so can you eat them i think you can you

00:16:18.880 can't eat everything that's not vegan you never know i don't need anything if you're not a coward

00:16:23.920 yeah that is a good point brian that is true good point uh okay so

00:16:32.000 okay fruit so let me reframe my question here let's say first encounter first time with a new guy

00:16:40.240 or girl sure you ask him if he has a condom and ezekiel the guy you're hooking up with pulls out

00:16:50.880 one of these oh shit that's a female a female condom yeah okay you open it yeah i i can't open it

00:17:03.360 but this is what we're doing scissors or something so that so the guy can we smell it you're hooking up

00:17:10.320 pulls this out and he he hands it to you what would you do

00:17:15.280 how to use it i bought i mean i definitely try it because like when how often you take a look at it

00:17:22.960 oops oh if he throws it like that maybe not it's definitely there's a there's a instructions thing

00:17:31.520 it looks like one of those you know the period cups yeah yeah like a diva cup it's a diva cup

00:17:36.880 so but you're hooking up with the guy right and and you hold on you're hooking up with a guy and he

00:17:42.080 asks or you ask you know it's typical hey do you have a condom and he he says yes and he

00:17:48.640 busts out the female condom it's very new agey what do you think that immediately i'd be like we have

00:17:53.520 a lot more to talk about i'm not against it it's just that we'd have to stop and i'd have to youtube

00:17:58.720 how to do this and it probably it won't work out as well as the traditional i don't male ones i agree

00:18:05.200 yeah i wouldn't say no because i'm really like if it's weird i'm like this is novelty i'm kind of

00:18:11.840 down it's campy yeah it's a story for later i feel like counted for the guys to like you you put that

00:18:18.720 like i feel like a lot of work just come prepared that's a lot or say no like we could do this later

00:18:24.640 when i'm prepared and i have something for you it's an activity it's i think we should all would you

00:18:29.280 consider it would you consider that men would you consider that being romantic bring bring

00:18:33.600 you like to enter that's romantic is that romantic oh so romantic brian with an i would you enter

00:18:39.680 a female condom it's like a guy's hand c i'm considering you would i what okay you hook bring

00:18:44.080 a girl home she's such a babe super hot hottest chick ever you're so nervous so nervous you can

00:18:49.760 barely hold together she brings this out and she's like oh she brings that yeah she's like hey like

00:18:54.000 this is what i like switch would you like to do this i sure i would do it i feel like guys would

00:18:59.360 think that's foreplay like let me put it in there for you guys put foreplay coming out what someone's

00:19:05.200 getting pregnant i don't feel like this is that secure i don't know just feel like it don't knock

00:19:11.440 it until you try it it seems like it's too big like oh the instructions are so fun it's huge aj you've

00:19:17.120 got to see the instructions wow i feel like wait why can't we open it yeah because this is on youtube

00:19:22.240 one pink hair you've got more yeah it looks like a reputable brand question it is very

00:19:26.240 reputable oh yes wait i have a question it doesn't make those i'm vegan question for the vegan if you

00:19:32.960 meet someone who hates well let's let's over here let's get the reaction from over here wow uh brandon

00:19:42.000 thoughts on that thoughts on this or on the on the female condom uh i don't know bro i've never seen

00:19:48.240 one that's you know looks like it covers a lot of area in here um pretty self-explanatory no words

00:19:56.000 needed just six six photos so if you could follow the six photos just right you should probably secure

00:20:01.920 i don't think those are photos those are illustrations tomato tomato does it go in all the way sorry can

00:20:08.080 we just open it no no we can't open it we must we must keep it intact

00:20:12.240 open it and blur it blur it goes all the way on the outside of it keep it pure like a diva cup

00:20:18.160 that's like invisible no no it's just like a condom but the other way the diameter is huge

00:20:25.200 oh there's gonna be such a funny sound effect

00:20:28.240 like sex didn't have enough of us unsuction when you take it out

00:20:33.680 now but but going back to my uh hypothetical scenario where you're hooking up with ezekiel

00:20:43.360 and he busts it out when you ask for the condom do you think that's a baller move

00:20:51.040 baller baller like that's the most gangster shit you've ever seen

00:20:55.520 i would not describe a female actually yeah i would be i would be like yeah where did you get

00:20:59.840 that would you think it's funny i would think it's funny i think it's funny guys definitely not

00:21:04.720 a baller move i'm not brandon not a baller no balls gangster really i know you gotta pay extra

00:21:12.160 for this you know you plan parenthood you get them for free okay here's what i think if you have one

00:21:17.520 of those you might as well like if you might as well be like hey so i have i have both types of

00:21:22.720 condoms what do you prefer and then you're getting the hey you're a gentleman point as well

00:21:27.120 and the next thing you're knowing they're not even thinking about sex anymore just like these big

00:21:31.680 plastic jackets you're trying to throw up over something or inside something and that's how you

00:21:36.080 end up with a latex fetish which i don't know from experience to be clear there you go he does

00:21:41.600 no i don't look i am very open i have not really done that i'd like to try but yeah used a condom

00:21:47.600 you've never used a no done like latex stuff like beyond condoms oh you mean like clothing

00:21:53.520 yeah latex clothing yeah because he's talking about like throwing jackets up everywhere while

00:21:58.000 having sex or something it was a metaphor okay do you like to be you said you like your switch so you

00:22:04.560 like to sometimes be sub yes we're talking are we talking dominatrix here like i have subbed to

00:22:13.360 men and women to men and okay both penis havers and vagina havers i've i'm you know i'm a queer

00:22:21.200 communist so i know lots of trans people okay and a brony a queer communist brony yes polyamorous

00:22:28.240 oh yeah no i apologize for overshadowing everyone else here for being weird you're not weird no you're

00:22:34.000 a legend no i'm very you are a legend sir weird isn't inherently bad weird is good it's a show of

00:22:40.320 variety what right oh my gosh my friend showed up hi chris uh so i think uh i think easy e said it

00:22:49.040 best as far as the female condom goes real motherfucking g's would would do that i think

00:22:55.600 did he really say that i think it was in his song one of his songs in reference to female

00:22:59.760 condoms i think so i thought that was a gandhi quote a bone to pick with condom makers and stuff

00:23:05.520 let's hear it personally i don't like them and i don't like them for a reason and i'll just be honest

00:23:11.200 they make them in the shape a certain shape what not all men are shaped the shape of a condom you're

00:23:17.920 snitching on yourself some men are thicker at the base than they are at the helmet sloping they don't

00:23:23.840 make condoms to really they make them backwards for men like that so not yet so to trojan to skin can you

00:23:31.600 please for brandon make a condom and not so much at the head please uh you know what we're going to

00:23:40.320 start a change.org petition and hopefully we can like this is shark tank shark tank oh right the labia

00:23:48.480 awareness yes yeah i forgot to shout out my non-profit um at the beginning of the show but

00:23:55.440 is chris are can can you pull it up chris you think can we do like a labia sign can we like maybe make like

00:24:01.680 so you'd have to go give me a sec yeah so chris you'd have to go into the uh don't turn it to

00:24:07.040 the window yet but you'd have to uh open up the folder and then you're going to go to under dropbox

00:24:12.960 these comments are great and then i believe chris it's it might be too hard uh daniel i'm very

00:24:22.160 so it's in the podcast folder chris and then you'd have oh uh you're gonna have to

00:24:28.480 do you know do you know how to drag it into the url though yes do you remember how to do that

00:24:44.320 okay talk about being poly for like uh so basically i was a virgin until age 27 i'm

00:24:52.880 i'm 30 now i was a good christian boy growing up so my high school girlfriend wanted to have sex but

00:24:58.720 i didn't i wanted to wait for marriage so we just like dry humped or whatever so then i'm very shy

00:25:04.640 and whatnot believe it or not uh so it took a while until i finally did so once i did it was with this

00:25:11.440 polyamorous dude um and he was i was just like you know i've never really thought about it but

00:25:18.560 you know i'm a socialist or communist i like sharing i like love i like you know building a

00:25:24.560 better world that's connected i'm like i have no problem with like you know sharing a person it's

00:25:29.920 like yeah more you know the more the merrier i also have a hard time like making hard decisions

00:25:35.280 or saying no and whatnot and so that avoids that uh the problem is that i'm dysfunctional and so i have

00:25:41.600 a hard time like keeping up a relationship with multiple people that's why i'm single right now

00:25:48.080 because my boyfriend and girlfriend dumped me about a year ago within a couple weeks of each

00:25:52.720 hour we're still great i'm great friends with both but you have to put in the work and i was not putting

00:25:58.000 in the work um but uh if you're good with open communication um and honest and upfront and not

00:26:07.840 using it as an excuse for cheating you can't just like you know go cheating with someone and say hey

00:26:12.400 babe i'm poly don't you understand you need to discuss that stuff up front and even if you are poly

00:26:17.120 if you're like you know some partners will be like hey go do your thing i don't need to know others will

00:26:22.720 be like just like hey you need you should tell me but don't give me the details that stuff you have

00:26:27.440 to communicate you know a regular relationship you have to communicate a ton ton poly it's just like

00:26:32.720 times three so it doesn't it's not an excuse to not take care of your but

00:26:38.720 it's fun i like being with lots of people i like experiencing things okay we're uh gonna pull up

00:26:44.320 our my non-profit here go ahead chris let's move to some social issues yeah we i forgot i forgot to

00:26:50.320 do this during the introduction uh so guys please support my non-profit the american network against

00:26:56.640 labia place d or anal for short oh that's uh solid we wait have you made merch it's it's in the works

00:27:07.840 actually no we do have merch with the logo so uh we empower women who may feel self-conscious or

00:27:13.280 insecure about their labia it's a grassroots movement really it's the most pressing issue of

00:27:18.480 our time you know i want to live in a world where women do not feel obliged to undergo dangerous

00:27:24.400 and unnecessary surgery and mutilate themselves for purely cosmetic reasons

00:27:31.440 so please support my non-profit organization uh chris you can go ahead and bring it back here

00:27:36.640 are you speaking from the heart from experience from the what wait what do you mean like did you do

00:27:42.400 this is this why you're so passionate did did i have a labia place did you have a labia are you

00:27:46.960 actually a trans man i am i was born male i don't know what the parlance is you uh you really inspired

00:27:55.840 me to create a foundation of myself to uh help men uh keep their erectile dysfunction i feel like god

00:28:03.280 gave you the greatest gift ever and that's put your dick down for peace wait till you hear about chastity

00:28:10.160 cages oh while we're at it we should do another one where it's a penis enlarger for those

00:28:16.800 who are a little too scared of uh you know having a short penis limit with it or maybe like we do a

00:28:22.480 penis smaller program you know like sometimes some guys have too big of dicks that you know

00:28:27.120 true right from bring it back down you know it is rough sometimes yeah go down to six inches you know

00:28:32.560 more than sometimes okay yeah american they're apparently my non-profits in the chat american

00:28:38.160 network against labia place d hashtag all labia matter solidarity and i agree with the comment

00:28:43.280 about anti-circumcision yeah iceland actually did i believe ban circumcision iceland is based yeah

00:28:50.880 iceland is based yeah actually that's kind of an interesting segue so uh thoughts on circumcision

00:29:00.320 i think it's good it's good i guess let me let me frame it a bit differently do you have a preference

00:29:06.800 in terms for a male partner do you have a preference for someone who's circumcised

00:29:10.480 circumcised or uncircumcised let's start with paisley no i don't have preference i grew up in a

00:29:15.760 asian area so it's kind of it's not just a standard like everybody gets circumcised so like i grew up

00:29:21.120 kind of used to it you what asian area so like guang dong what no no i grew up in san gabriel valley

00:29:27.040 so 90 of people around me california okay not here we're not in la but i grew up around guys that

00:29:36.000 were circumcised and not circumcised so to me it's not that big of a deal there's kind of perks

00:29:40.400 to both wait you grew up around that's that's a bit of a questionable statement but okay in the

00:29:50.320 hood versus the hood off well okay you just grew up in a neighborhood where everyone was circumcised

00:29:55.120 and that's all me i mean no but saying you grew up growing up how is that wrong like let's say i

00:30:05.040 think it's good i think he's saying how did you know that they were you grew up you you just no

00:30:08.880 like they're just people i had boyfriends in high school okay so when you you know have boyfriends

00:30:13.600 in high school you kind of come across both but yeah i just never shocked me like it might for some

00:30:19.600 people who have like never seen one and then they're just like what the fuck so okay tomorrow

00:30:24.320 yeah well when i was in a space where i was intimate with my partners i've encountered both

00:30:31.600 circumcised and uncircumcised and i prefer circumcised um just a lot of things i didn't

00:30:37.600 want to see with the person that was not circumcised it's a lot of pre-cleaning that you need to do and

00:30:43.200 it just it wasn't very enjoyable for me at the time they weren't pre-cleaning ahead of time

00:30:48.320 well they should have been that's why we are no longer together that wasn't a great experience

00:30:53.680 sorry that sounds horrible and gross very gross i guess the the real villain um on uncircumcision

00:31:03.280 is really cleanliness i mean that's right uh if if men were cleaner maybe we wouldn't even have this

00:31:09.760 conversation that's crazy you know like if you actually washed your bodies and like took care of

00:31:14.320 that people might accept your uncircumcised penis that's wild that's easy yeah actually that's been

00:31:21.520 debunked like someone who is who is non-circumcised can be totally hygienic and clean and exactly

00:31:30.640 observe good hygiene that's what i'm saying if they clean their dicks but so you think you think it's

00:31:35.920 more like you should just be cleaning your penises anyways you know that's where i'm going at like well

00:31:43.120 sure but that's the issue a lot of guys don't clean up their dicks but so do you think it's

00:31:46.720 warranted to mutilate newborn babies i'm just saying for cleanliness reasons no i'm just saying at this

00:31:53.360 point in this conversation we wouldn't have it if adult men cleaned up their dicks so maybe for the

00:31:58.240 future well a lot of people do it for religious reasons of course and that's that mainly started

00:32:02.640 because they wanted to deter boys from masturbating that too there we go like not to work at all you

00:32:08.800 guys are crazy you guys know where circumcision came from in history do you know where it came

00:32:13.440 from and where it started oh jesus and the whole uh religious uh doctrine that's tied to circumcision

00:32:21.040 please tell us let's not does anybody does anybody care to i would love to hear i'm not sure if we

00:32:26.640 should shoot shots at any religion we're not shooting shots i mean it's history right i mean where

00:32:32.880 did does anybody know where the idea came from it was a covenant from god in the jewish faith okay

00:32:37.920 so what people were they jewish and then it got okay there was no hold on there was no jewish back

00:32:42.640 okay we're not going to talk about we're not going to talk religion the canonite custom that came from

00:32:47.680 phoenicia we're not we're not gonna it has to do with sacrifice i'm okay with talking about it ties in

00:32:54.960 with molek the worship of molek it goes all the way forward into modern jerusalem and anything jerusalem

00:33:01.600 does how do you feel how do you personally feel about this like you're not i had no choice mine was

00:33:06.960 snipped without my knowledge so you know but uh if you think about other parts in the country it's

00:33:12.880 really not that popular it's popular in america and it's popular some places in europe and in israel

00:33:17.760 other than that you go to mexico if you grew up around a lot of you know mexican hispanic kids they don't

00:33:24.080 it's full beanie you know i'm saying chris that's a block not a timeout well women appreciate the

00:33:30.400 fact well i can say there are some women who appreciate the fact that you guys are circumcised

00:33:34.000 so kudos to your moms and dad for making that decision um there are some people who do enjoy

00:33:39.840 uncircumcised so if you i don't know what you guys are working with but you know don't feel bad

00:33:43.600 about it but i'm definitely team circumcised i've seen some gross circumcised penises

00:33:48.880 so i wouldn't say that you see yeah wait so you mean like in a romantic yeah absolutely oh wait

00:33:57.280 so you're by yes sir okay got it uh let me do a quick shout out really quick so we have

00:34:05.920 a member who joined landon gnf dude thank you man for becoming a member let me i want to see you in

00:34:12.800 the chat you get a cool little icon next to your name so let's see you in the chat man um thank you

00:34:18.000 landon really appreciate the support and we have one super chat really quick that i'm going to pull

00:34:22.880 up too oh i've been studying this sort of thing or we have two super chats i think i gotta pull up

00:34:28.320 here um okay from mr krug yeah i got it i'll you stay live chris uh stephen krug good to see you

00:34:36.080 again man thanks for the five dollar soup chat it seems like the general population is treating sex

00:34:40.240 only like a fun thing to do and ignoring its evolutionary purpose hello population collapse

00:34:48.240 uh do you think there's not enough humans like if there were like a few million humans on the entire

00:34:54.080 earth maybe but there's like eight billion of us i don't think that's a thing we need to worry about

00:34:58.320 anytime soon i agree with that statement i actually have a different belief system i believe that the

00:35:04.720 human race should just fall down and die um yes um honestly we've seen dinosaurs we've seen uh

00:35:11.840 biblical floods if you may uh what makes you think that the human race is supposed to live forever

00:35:17.920 we should be allowed to die and pass on to whatever we believe in whether it's a heaven or vana or going

00:35:23.840 into space we're all energy really so why do we want to be stuck here so badly and why do we want to

00:35:28.880 create a world that's horrible no matter what you do shit's gonna suck either you work on a farm or

00:35:34.640 you work in a city do you really want to do that forever you want to keep doing that or do you want

00:35:38.800 to help the planet move on you know there's going to be a whole another system that comes down that

00:35:43.200 might be better help the plan so helping the planet move on is mass suicide because life sucks

00:35:48.080 mass not reproducing um not reproducing i think suicide's a whole different so not reproduce

00:35:53.200 just chill everybody masturbate and then little by little the population will get to a point where

00:35:59.120 we're able to procreate again no let's just end the race i mean why do we have to keep doing it

00:36:03.520 for that like i said i mean if that's the objective you should all just jim jones cocktails right now

00:36:08.480 and just die oh no that's if you want to do that i'm also okay with that like we weren't given the

00:36:13.200 choice to be born here please don't i want to live i love life that's good that's your choice but you know

00:36:17.600 if i had a point where i want to die that should be okay and that should be produced legally but why would you

00:36:22.320 want the whole world to die because you feel that way it does it's there's a difference between

00:36:27.280 dying and not creating new life that's her point that's her point it's true killing yourself and

00:36:35.360 not reproducing isn't the same thing but you seem like you're happy about life like you're a happy

00:36:40.000 person you don't strike me as someone who's like fuck life just sucks why don't we all yeah but that's

00:36:44.240 just the surface you just met me for five minutes okay and now i'm starting to speak my mind and saying

00:36:49.680 the things that i believe in plus she has nine lives curveball right there plus because i smile

00:36:55.280 oh my god everyone everything's so great look at this i can fake it it's a beautiful thing that most

00:37:01.360 people do in this world believe it or not a lot of people aren't happy even though they're smiling

00:37:05.600 you think that person that in and out wants to be happy and smiling they're thinking about

00:37:09.280 shit i have to pay rent you know i have to go pay my bills i have an animal at home i have to go take

00:37:13.760 care of there's all these different things that i'm not filled with joy 24 7 but i don't want to die

00:37:18.320 well that's you and that's you are not every single person in this world agreed i'm not every

00:37:23.280 single person in this world but there are some people that want different things from me that's

00:37:27.760 it this is now a philosophy podcast it's got real dark i never got to give my answer oh what's your

00:37:34.160 i don't even know no preference

00:37:35.920 thank you for that you're welcome you're very uh you're welcome you're thoughtful uh thank you

00:37:46.880 great thank you i based can i get an answer yes go ahead uh so i am circumcised i'm probably if i

00:37:54.720 have kids and that's a mighty big if i mean you've seen me uh i wouldn't force i wouldn't force it upon

00:38:01.280 them but i don't feel like it's like a ginormous deal except obviously botched ones suck majorly

00:38:07.920 but like it's not like female circumcision which is much more like genital mutilation for example

00:38:13.440 yeah so uh yeah wait do we have rollo tomasi in the chat is this actually i can't tell hold on

00:38:20.800 well we've gotten way too many the rational mail uh your mom is a mental illness did somebody block

00:38:31.520 oh i don't know wait i don't see his comment though uh anyways brandon any takes on this what's that

00:38:44.560 uh is there a comment brandon or about i think this oh no we already talked about

00:38:50.800 okay super chat sorry guys this is definitely i want to talk about something so uh okay we got

00:38:59.200 a super chat here let me let me just get this one here he's got donors oh i think i missed this one

00:39:07.200 steven steven krug five dollar super chat okay i got a sub in here from mike davis roast skills cat lady

00:39:13.840 is a man hater you attract what you expect cat lady expect expects bad men attracts bad men

00:39:19.680 steven krug thank you for the five dollar soup chat um cat lady would you like to

00:39:24.320 his words not mine would you like to uh hey brian can you reach into the into there there's a little

00:39:32.080 closet underneath no right there you'll see it a little what do you want what do you want i'm not

00:39:37.760 reaching into the sex doll let's do you see where there's asking for the baby no no no there's a

00:39:45.440 little drawer okay i see i see and then there's um there's a bag in there oh my gosh there is

00:39:52.160 just grab the bag honey could you like no maybe maybe some people can uh do a super like

00:40:01.440 can you just close that then i feel like you could really kill this this is this is for

00:40:07.440 hold on i got a little something else for you here uh oh what hold on

00:40:12.960 i hope he only plays 10 seconds of that song it might be copyrighted oh that's a good point

00:40:24.800 that's a legit good point yeah it's all right it's uh fair use i i remember okay my little pony

00:40:32.080 parody of hotel california get copyright struck sorry guys no we're doing it live

00:40:36.720 i mean that just makes me want to do it more okay uh super chat here from steven krug ten dollar

00:40:41.920 super chat cat lady i used to have a similar mindset as you when i was 23 yes the world is effed up but

00:40:47.280 life becomes very fun when you work towards building the future you want to see find purposeful work

00:40:52.800 ten dollar super chat from steven krug steven good to see you again man thank you for the continued

00:40:56.800 support week after week do you have a response to mr steven oh yeah well if you want

00:41:05.840 me to change my mind please help me and uh follow magic meows uh it's m a j i c m e w s uh it is my

00:41:16.480 cannabis company so that's part of my purposeful work uh feel free to go there we do events in la

00:41:23.680 we have one thing called me out the moon where we gather together and meow there's music there's dancing

00:41:28.800 i'm apparently on the next one right yeah you're coming on brian i mean brian's a lively guy so

00:41:33.520 he's gonna play piano do some cat parody things so yeah thank you i really appreciate that um also

00:41:40.640 uh spay neuter your animals uh we don't want to overpopulate um because we can't take care of

00:41:47.840 every single creature out there nor do we choose to there's not even a cat in this studio like other

00:41:52.720 than me and that's not cool like we need a support animal in here there's not a dog a turtle a lizard

00:41:58.000 anything in the studio i mean okay so um i do some dating questions yeah yeah i'm trying to bring it

00:42:08.560 back here to uh to dating so trying guys i'm trying uh damn do you think it's do you think it's wrong

00:42:20.000 for a guy to break up with a girl if she and this is sort of related to our discussion on condoms do

00:42:28.240 you think it's wrong for a guy to break up with a girl if she isn't willing to be on birth control

00:42:32.560 or have sex without a condom paisley all right the first part yeah if she's not on birth control

00:42:43.920 i think it's wrong for a guy to break up with a girl if she isn't willing to be on birth control

00:42:47.600 or have sex without i think it's okay for that and then when it comes to sex without a condom

00:42:52.000 i mean it depends how long you've been dating right if it's been like

00:42:56.400 a year or even less than that six months to a year and you're exclusive and you're serious and

00:43:00.480 it's a conversation getting tested and having the results yeah it just depends how you do it if

00:43:04.160 it's like date two and she's like nah he's like fuck off that's different right but i think that

00:43:09.760 yeah every couple deserves to have the opportunity to do that i know guys that have slept with a girl

00:43:14.240 for seven years still use condoms and i know people who don't do that so yes he can break up with her

00:43:21.360 tomorrow yeah i feel like a guy if a guy wants to break up with a girl because she's not on birth

00:43:27.680 control i mean i think he's being responsible we need a lot of more responsible conversations with

00:43:32.800 that so i think that's okay and if i i mean if what no the comments yeah so i feel like if he also

00:43:40.320 like doesn't want to be with a girl because you know he wants to raw dog so to say i mean that's

00:43:46.560 that's his opinion i mean and it's okay for the girl actually to not you know agree with that and go

00:43:52.480 they're separate so i agree i agree everyone should have a right to break up for whatever

00:43:57.680 reason no matter how big or small or what you think about it it's important about your reaction

00:44:02.960 i think as a person i think at the end of the day if you're not comfortable with something then you

00:44:07.520 know you walk away or you work with it it can be said the same if you're dating someone for a long

00:44:12.000 time and you're like hey i want you to get a vasectomy because i don't want to be on birth control

00:44:15.360 because birth control is hormones and you think i'm upset and crazy because i'm taking hormones while

00:44:20.480 maybe i should go off them and maybe i'm much more calm and you can just get your little snipper

00:44:24.320 you don't even have to do surgery they just go up right behind there and twist and turn and pop it

00:44:28.800 out i'm really looking forward to they are male birth control is like pretty far along in clinical

00:44:33.360 trials so that'll hopefully start coming out soon yeah it's really good wait what is male birth

00:44:37.680 control are you talking about rizog or vasel gel i don't know what i'm talking about i don't remember

00:44:42.560 the details because i have shit memory but i know that is a thing and i tried to get into a clinical

00:44:46.880 trial for one but like it was since it was a long distance relationship but i wasn't able to which

00:44:52.800 makes sense okay brandon um i think oh yeah it's cool i'm just gonna vibe it's fine you gotta just

00:45:04.480 come in because i'm not i'm sorry i'm sorry i mean as the host yeah my answer is it's i feel like if you

00:45:09.440 just talk about it your partner it's totally okay to break up over something if you don't both consent to

00:45:14.000 it so sure yeah i agree but talk i wonder how to talk about it all right i would give the same

00:45:18.080 answer it's all about communication you know if you if you like this person enough to where you're

00:45:22.400 going to be patient with their preferences then you know hang on for a minute if not and you're

00:45:28.800 you got to be with someone where you can just have sex the way you want it then you got to do what

00:45:33.120 you got to do i wonder how that breakup will look though yeah yeah i've been with people that yeah

00:45:40.640 sorry go ahead i've been with people that like say like hey i don't want you to wear a condom and

00:45:44.560 i'm like sorry i'd rather wear a condom and we haven't had sex because they didn't want me to wear

00:45:48.720 a condom you know i'm just kind of a germaphobe so it's easier for me to work but that's totally

00:45:54.080 valid too as we've all talked about it's what you feel comfortable with this is not going to work

00:45:59.280 however there is more germs passing orally if you're kissing somebody than if you're actually

00:46:04.800 you know a lot more germs go on up here you brush your teeth every day there's blood more abrasions

00:46:09.600 in the gums so you know if you're spritting hairs that's fair if we really want to get into the

00:46:16.960 meaty i just don't like the smell on my dick sorry are you smelling your dick wait what

00:46:24.000 it's just the situation like she's not clean yeah i know or he yeah or he yeah wait so you

00:46:32.400 you prefer to use a condom absolutely is what you're saying 100 especially if i'm just meeting

00:46:37.920 the person can can i sidetrack i feel like the trader joe's produce bags would make excellent

00:46:43.280 condoms because they are that thin right they're really thin and they're soft and velvety i don't

00:46:51.120 know i've never done it but like i just feel or a dental dam i'm sure somebody has tried so i've

00:46:56.000 i've never actually seen a dental dam i hear the term i've never seen one you can just make dental

00:47:00.160 dam with saran wrap really it's just he's look interested you're gonna try it sounds fun well

00:47:07.200 brian how when's the last time you had a group this weird this is by far the weirdest

00:47:12.800 group i've had i'd say so far so we can we can ask the chat what they think too but uh oh yeah it's

00:47:21.280 good it's good you know uh uh so okay bringing it kind of back while we were talking about dating

00:47:28.080 what is your biggest frustration when it comes to dating and i know you i mean you're married for three

00:47:34.960 years now but if you can remember back in the day when you were a wild buck roaming the field

00:47:41.920 wild doe i don't know i'll be honest you were i never had like a really frustrating time just because

00:47:48.000 i was like i wasn't out there like having fun at the bars and like meeting a bunch of people i kind

00:47:53.440 of like went slowly through getting to know people really well because i was kind of afraid like this

00:47:58.240 is gonna sound super weird but i was afraid of dudes at bars i thought they were gonna like

00:48:02.480 fucking kill me that's not i was like i don't know you you're a stranger so i just kind of like

00:48:06.800 i get to know people if i like them as a person if they treat other people really well then like

00:48:11.360 we'll date so i didn't really have to who on this panel would give you that vibe which vibe serial

00:48:17.120 killer vibe but that's thing you don't know all four kiki all four different reasons but all four for

00:48:22.560 sure you never know i know it's irrational but no it's that's the thing unfortunately we live in a

00:48:27.760 world where yeah some women are creepy serial killers but a lot more men are it's unfortunate

00:48:33.680 we're just serial killers they have to be creepy i mean if you're a serial killer you're kind of

00:48:37.520 creepy already yeah you could be anything creepy serial killers like you don't have to be redundant

00:48:41.760 you know there's well i don't know i've heard i've heard so much thirsting over like ted bundy

00:48:45.440 yeah there's some creepy is a hard handle to deal with and then serial killer it's like that's easier

00:48:50.000 right it's not as you know a damning of a label tomorrow the most frustrating thing about dating

00:48:57.760 is communication like i think guys i'm tricking on the guys i think guys do a really good job of just

00:49:04.720 well um i've encountered guys do a really good job about just miscommunicating or just like guys

00:49:10.720 really want to get you score you know whatever that score may be marriage relationship the bed you

00:49:16.880 know sex and guys are really like really say what they have to say to get it which is cool

00:49:22.720 but then like it's frustrating because like usually some guys are not they'll say that they want a

00:49:27.680 relationship but they won't they don't and so i find that miscommunication and communication in

00:49:32.240 general is very frustrating in dating like being able to say this is what i want the person this is

00:49:37.360 what i want but be able to put that work in so that's that's my little two cents wants and needs

00:49:43.280 wants and needs i love it why hello um there's a lot of thought about it and honestly i think is

00:49:52.080 i miss a bit odd and i think finding connections with people a bit a bit you know and it's it's that

00:49:57.920 you know like there's so many things i don't want to deal with and that it's a lot of the generation or

00:50:03.360 the you know population and the generation there there's there's just things about people i just don't

00:50:09.200 care for you know and it's very hard to find people that you drive for i think it's the connection

00:50:13.680 i guess to simplify it it would be finding connections carlo i've played multiple serial

00:50:19.840 killers and acting stuff because i do look like a creepy dude so yeah get your money you know if it

00:50:25.760 works for you it's good for you yeah i'm running out of facial hair combos yeah i mean you got one

00:50:31.920 yep yeah um i feel like a lot of people aren't sure what they want and i do mean that like for men

00:50:37.280 and women like sometimes people are like i want to be in a relationship but they're more like about

00:50:42.160 the romanticized idea of being in a relationship rather than like genuinely having a partner so i

00:50:48.160 feel like just people just aren't sure what it means or what they want we have a comment here from

00:50:53.920 uh junior soprano of i believe he's the boss of the de mio crime family oh my god these girls never

00:51:00.800 had the makings of a varsity athlete who the do you guys have do you guys want to

00:51:07.680 i ran two marathons um really yeah i'm more of a computer girl ladies paisley do you want to respond

00:51:13.680 to mr soprano junior soprano have you ran a marathon sorry i was going to there's a comment that said

00:51:20.640 pink-haired girls only here because they said that there was food yeah that was something we asked on

00:51:25.280 though i took a picture of it but um i don't really have anything to say to that what does it mean

00:51:29.440 these girls never had the makings of a varsity does that mean like dated i i think he i just don't

00:51:35.600 think it has dementia okay that's fair that true i think he's saying that y'all aren't like

00:51:40.960 evolutionarily gifted or something but it's like again you ran marathons that's legit impressive

00:51:46.160 thank you that sounds worse than what i read i'm sorry i i i personally like the comment that like

00:51:55.600 the the girls are very diverse there's uh a black woman a asian woman a white woman and a furry

00:52:02.400 there was a comment that this is like an average school table in california and it's true because

00:52:06.480 me and callista actually went to school yeah we did we did yeah actually we went to school together

00:52:10.160 too you just forgot me i'm sorry yeah i'm sorry i smoke a lot of weed the camera guy too oh yeah hi chris

00:52:20.240 uh brian what is your biggest frustration when it comes to dating um so on ok cupid i've sent several

00:52:30.240 thousand messages and i've only had you want to change the angle chris yeah come on chris get your

00:52:35.280 fucking shit together jeez um on ok cupid i've like sent several thousand messages and i've only

00:52:41.680 ever had one connection and it was with cuddle buddy and she was actually looking for dance partners

00:52:47.520 because she's a ballroom dancer which i thought was really cool um and i've been through a few dances

00:52:53.360 i can't dance for shit but it's a fun time um so for me it's that so women are looking for good

00:52:59.200 connections and they just get hundreds of messages from fuck boys men you know yeah basically it's

00:53:07.120 women get too many shit messages men get not enough anything messages and so that makes it really hard

00:53:14.160 my experience most of my relationships have come from either facebook or a few came from uh one

00:53:22.080 long-term ish one and a few just like casual get to cares came from the orange county socialist party

00:53:27.440 uh i've been trying to meet people on reddit so basically areas where you like talk with people

00:53:33.920 with similar interests seem to be better than dating groups but my problem is as you can tell

00:53:38.960 my first impressions are i'm not that attractive and i'm kind of a hot mess when people get to know

00:53:44.000 me they're like oh this guy's pretty cool he's just weird but like it's hard to get to know people

00:53:48.720 on dating apps which are very much a first impression thing i haven't gotten that many messages like

00:53:56.160 extremely rare so yeah dating apps i feel like it's easy to read i mean because you know when

00:54:00.720 people like of course you have to take time to know people but you could just read i never get to

00:54:05.440 that oh okay okay yeah i like dating apps i think they're fun ron and dating let me brian i know i know

00:54:14.560 brian i we've been uh having kind of a bit of a back and forth but uh i do suspect that for the average

00:54:23.680 man on a dating app it's incredibly difficult can you talk a little bit about your what your experience

00:54:29.600 has been briefly on dating apps it sounds like you get no message or very few messages very few likes

00:54:37.760 uh why don't you talk a bit about that yeah well again i'm not just as i understand ladies on dating

00:54:44.800 apps do you get a lot of like one line messages like hey sup yeah yeah paragraphs no picture of a

00:54:51.680 penis yeah so i'm sending like i'm reading their profile finding something interesting to talk about

00:54:58.160 and sending like you know a decent four or five line intro and it just leads never leads anywhere

00:55:03.920 because it's for whatever reason i again probably send about you know 200 messages for every like

00:55:12.160 response i actually get and none of only like a few of those have led to anything only one

00:55:18.000 which led to actually meeting in person um so it's just it's it feels like a colossal waste of time and

00:55:24.400 you see all these you know awesome seeming people um i usually woman i'm more i'm you know i'm pansexual

00:55:31.760 but i'm closer to like hetero flexible and it just it never goes anywhere it feels like a waste of time

00:55:36.720 versus like if you're trying to meet like again i finally dived into reddit about half a year ago

00:55:41.680 i've been avoiding it because it's a time suck and there if you're like trying to meet people with

00:55:46.720 similar interests they're already like yeah let's let like they're if people go there with like less of a

00:55:55.600 like more willing to let their guard down a bit um and more willing to communicate let me ask you a

00:56:02.800 question so do you think your lack of success on dating apps do you think you're shooting shots

00:56:11.440 out of your league or i'm sure i am somewhat but would you say of the women that you are genuinely

00:56:16.480 trying to pursue that are on the dating apps would you say that they're about your looks equivalent

00:56:24.560 probably let's say again um you know dating apps are very visual and very on the surface and i'm

00:56:34.240 you know uh on paper i am not a very good catch i'm more i mean maybe in person i'm not a good catch

00:56:42.400 either but at least like if people get to know me like like you know if we're chatting at a party or

00:56:47.840 whatever like again people seem to love me in person i i mean i'm here chris chris do you think

00:56:55.280 i'm cool i love you brian oh i love you too so uh people think i'm cool in person but you just don't

00:57:02.000 get that connection until you get pretty deep into talking someone with someone on a dating app let me

00:57:07.280 ask you a follow-up question do you think that your female looks equivalent so a girl who is commensurate

00:57:13.680 to you in looks do you think that she's getting a lot more success on dating apps than you are

00:57:20.960 no but i think she's getting more messages but those messages again are going to be mostly

00:57:25.520 shit but she's would you but i mean even that is to some degree a form of uh more success than you

00:57:33.120 she's getting messages at least she's getting matches i mean that's quantity not quality yeah

00:57:38.880 okay well i would i would definitely say that when it comes to dating apps

00:57:43.120 unless you're like top tier guy oh and you're gonna struggle uh get fit it will help i agree uh

00:57:48.320 i have lost about 30 pounds over the last year but that's mostly due to drugs um

00:57:54.320 well what but yeah what drugs cocaine uh more amphetamines i have adhd so it's not really a

00:58:03.360 some methamphetamine uh methamphetamine sometimes but also just adhd medication do you smoke it no i just

00:58:09.360 take it like in like a pill a pill no i mean just like is it prescribed well my adhd meds are prescribed

00:58:16.240 and then if i want extra spiciness uh then i go and find other stuff do you eat meth yes

00:58:26.480 but i've learned i've learned i don't get addicted as much as most people because i have zero executive

00:58:33.200 functioning skills that's why i'm such a loser so it's impossible for me to get my shit done but it's also

00:58:38.560 possible for me to get addicted to stuff once it's out of my body so i can do two weeks of a

00:58:43.280 meth binge and then be fine like i did now i mean i'm clean right now but i had a bunch last week

00:58:49.520 little meth is a treat yeah exactly what and are you doing other drugs too or is it just like no like

00:58:57.120 i mean um like lsd um i actually that's the one thing i don't like smoking my lungs so i don't really

00:59:03.360 smoke marijuana i occasionally have like edibles but um it makes me more creative and think and

00:59:10.480 make connections with stuff and helps with overnight delivery driving don't uh please don't watch this

00:59:15.200 my overnight delivery driving job um but uh yeah vouch yeah adhd it's it's wild you know i i'm kind of a

00:59:24.640 shit show but i feel like my creativity and my just thinking about stuff is one of my strongest traits so

00:59:30.560 it helps with that most of my songwriting has come at like three in the morning when i'm like you

00:59:35.680 know do you have that at your dating profile any of that uh that i use drugs yes the method

00:59:40.800 not not the method but that i use drugs yes i feel like i feel like brian's very honest about what

00:59:49.040 but maybe that i mean you'll be surprised like it's probably like less about certain things see

00:59:53.120 this is the thing about date naps a lot of you think a lot of the things you think that people are

00:59:57.600 not liking you for it's the complete opposite it may just because you have a mustache and everything

01:00:02.320 else is like clear this is for lakers winning time season two i'm going to be an extra i hope i i hope

01:00:08.640 i'm probably not supposed to say that but there's like a thousand extras so who cares uh i don't

01:00:13.200 normally wear the mustache although people like me with a beard but i like being clean shaven but

01:00:16.800 this mustache is ridiculous you'll be surprised on dating apps for instance like one of the things that

01:00:21.120 like is frustrating on dating apps is that guys who have kids like they won't put that they have

01:00:27.440 kids oh they love hiding yeah we know that you have kids you might as well just put i have kids

01:00:31.760 because we don't see it we know that you have kids most likely but it's funny women do that too

01:00:36.240 they do i've been on a date with a girl and she didn't reveal until the date on the date that she

01:00:42.880 had a kid yeah that's not right for anyone to do that like i think you should disclose that you have

01:00:47.520 to disclose whoever it is that you have a kid somebody did it in weeks like weeks like so

01:00:52.400 every week was a different kid because they had like four kids so like the first week a girl said

01:00:57.600 the first week like he's like yeah so this is jack you know and it's like oh okay cool and then like

01:01:03.120 the next weekend he's like oh yeah and this is sarah and there was like four kids like how many kids

01:01:07.040 do you have so everyone if you're out there on a dating app just put on the dating app that you have

01:01:13.440 kids we already know yeah easy peasy you have is rollo tomasi still in the chat i we got one comment

01:01:20.320 but i couldn't find it in the chat so maybe one of our moderators accidentally nuked his comment

01:01:26.080 um but uh yeah rollo if you're still in the chat um i emailed you earlier today we'll have you on uh let

01:01:34.400 me do a quick super chat here steven krug with the five dollar soup chat did we get this one yet i don't

01:01:39.040 think so roast alert cat lady i think you're high too often weed can cause emotional swings no real

01:01:44.640 medical doctor will recommend doing weed as a long-term treatment did you even mention weed i i

01:01:51.360 have and uh i don't oh okay i don't do weed i i smoke it uh she does not do weed yeah she smokes i've

01:02:00.240 never uh put it up my vagina and created a hormonal exchange in there wait you've put i said i've never

01:02:07.840 a suppository no no but what about boofing i've always wanted to do that but i could never find

01:02:14.480 friends to do it if i'm going to booth i'm not going to hold on hold on hold on back up what is

01:02:18.240 boof i wanted to know that's when it's up your ass dissolved in water apparently it's the most efficient

01:02:23.120 delivery method for some drugs got you are you speaking from experience no but i also would like

01:02:27.440 to try it at some point i guess i have a pressing need i guess that's a bold statement i i was just

01:02:32.240 gonna say i guess we have a date later on i really feel like this is like we just probably

01:02:36.160 matched so what drug are you is it going to be meth no you can't do it can you do it like that

01:02:40.400 orally is already the most efficient it'd be like so what's the most efficient like i try like uh

01:02:45.440 like weed for example apparently gives you very much a body high apparently weed gives you a body

01:02:51.040 high unsurprisingly i read a vice article the unsurprising thing being that vice would write

01:02:56.400 about boofing oh totally yeah vice sucks okay next we're moving on you're done with the boofing yeah uh

01:03:03.600 ask everyone to rate their looks on a scale of one to ten okay uh stifler okay if you insist

01:03:09.840 can you start brian paisley paisley nope one to ten can't god looks there's no way how about

01:03:18.080 everybody else do it or do reverse order you're always starting to switch it off open with paisley

01:03:23.120 it's right this this will make the conversation we'll start on this side uh six six point nine on

01:03:29.280 a good day oh are we rating each other no you're like ready for that yeah yeah he's had it before

01:03:37.600 i'd give myself uh six point five two seven seven and a half on a good day

01:03:44.240 brandon uh maybe a sleepy eight but if i grew my hair out if i could still grow my hair out yo brandon did

01:03:52.080 you used to have like flow like just long long hair really slick back yeah okay brandon had the

01:03:59.200 flow so if he had the flow he'd be an eight right or more looking yeah okay yeah so uh yeah were

01:04:06.160 excuse me still thank you brother still um mike davis might come for me by the way i don't know he's

01:04:13.920 not on the channel i'm a little disappointed what a loser uh so i'm to woman like a four and to men

01:04:19.600 a six definitely gay guys like me more i have that bear body to women for yes men six yes okay

01:04:28.320 got it i've had many more gay guys interested in me than woman yeah what's your designation because

01:04:36.640 i know for gay men there's like bears and otters oh i'm a bear you're a bear i feel like you're more of

01:04:41.600 a cub maybe but i'm not really into that as much can we get into that what is a bear what is a cub what

01:04:48.320 is an otter there's a whole bunch so what what what what what do you have to engage in what do you

01:04:52.640 have to qualify for to be either the two most basic uh designations would be bear is like a large

01:04:57.760 hairy man and physical features it's not a sexual and a twink is like a very like skinny

01:05:03.200 often hairless like yeah but not super so it's based on body build okay liking the animals an

01:05:09.760 otter is a hairy twink which i'd never heard of before letter kenny which is a great show you should

01:05:14.320 watch my answer is i would say a seven i'm just gonna do a seven that's my answer i'm gonna put

01:05:21.840 myself at a one oh you you gotta answer the question seriously i am okay first of all just

01:05:28.320 what you guys every life you have no just because of what you guys see doesn't mean it's the same

01:05:33.920 thing that i see so like it's fine i've dealt with it i'm beauty is not the most important thing in the

01:05:38.640 world okay let's line up if we lined up 100 men and 100 women and they were rating you what do you

01:05:43.280 think they would give you on average i don't like i think a seven a 70 out of 10 out of 10 i thought

01:05:50.880 you said 100 men i think a 70 would rate me about 70 men would rate me rate no what is the one

01:05:58.240 to ten scale what would other people think you're she's trolling tomorrow tomorrow i'm a hard eight

01:06:04.960 i feel hard hard eight i got something what is there what's a hard eight versus a soft like a hard

01:06:11.040 eight it's like all right that's your max that's for me no i feel like inside i know i'm a 10 but i

01:06:16.880 got some i have some things i gotta work on so i feel like i'm a good eight on a good day okay

01:06:20.880 paisley i'll say an la five la five solid so is what in idaho you're like a 15 a solid

01:06:31.120 i've never been to idaho me at 15 it's very beautiful but people can be a bit backwards

01:06:36.320 i had a three percenter like yell at me you had a three percent yeah i did for my like call me bumper

01:06:42.880 stickers and that was from uh stephen stifler thank you stifler and uh let's see here okay

01:06:48.960 uh stifler i think was also asking we could body count i think he was at i saw him in the chat

01:06:55.280 earlier he's asking about body count i thought we did that i think everyone should did guess first for

01:07:00.000 everyone so uh paisley body count mine yeah your body count i was just talking about this you want

01:07:11.120 to guess yeah wait no no let's not guess let's just let's just go around the table i said somewhere

01:07:17.040 between 15 and 30. what i said that that was too big of a job really like that's too big of a job

01:07:23.120 like that's quite a range that's a range that's a big range it's 30 and then i started going

01:07:28.880 through and i could only remember around 15 so i was like maybe it's not 30 i can't remember

01:07:36.000 that's a big job that's the real number okay tomorrow no i bet i i plead the fifth i'm not

01:07:43.520 she pleads the fifth sorry sorry guys boring and i think you i got 50 men 10 women 50 men 10 women

01:07:52.720 in the pocket in the pocket okay calista i'm in the late teens late teens yeah late teens yeah so

01:08:01.280 19 18 8 and you definitively 18 or could there be a definitively 18 okay so you do you have a book

01:08:10.080 or something you've just no i just remember you just remember like oh that's good like have i just

01:08:14.160 remember the people i've slept with okay did you and did you have a phase where you put up most of

01:08:20.640 those numbers or has it kind of been a steady trickle let's say there's been one spike in one

01:08:25.520 year but it wasn't like a ginormous amount of like 17 let's say like 20 25 percent okay yeah then

01:08:34.000 it's sprinkled out over you know gotcha okay i have a question for you okay uh you said 18 okay is

01:08:44.400 your body count right yes do you think that your like your male equivalent looks wise is that 18 also

01:08:55.280 i have an answer but it gets into complex social my answer first brian i'm sorry you're right it's

01:09:00.560 okay i'm not all the time it's okay um

01:09:05.440 i'm not sure i guess i've never really thought about it like whether or not i feel like everyone's

01:09:13.600 different like based on your experience what you do or do not want to do where you live like

01:09:18.480 who you're into so i can't really say like who whether or not i think it would be equivalent more

01:09:23.360 or less everyone's different okay uh kiki

01:09:27.760 okay brian um i actually i need to again shit memory write it down in a google doc but i think

01:09:36.880 i'm at seven or eight but again i didn't start till 27 and i'm 30 now so oh wait is it are you

01:09:44.000 just revealing this to us now you lost your virginity at 27 yeah i think you mentioned it

01:09:48.240 earlier i was tied up for my own choice because i'm very sexually shy and you're how old now 30 30 so

01:09:54.960 you lost your virginity at 27. yep a little over three years ago okay and then i like had like

01:10:01.360 sex with like four different people in about two weeks and then i slowed down

01:10:06.560 wow yeah that's good and what was the uh hesitation for waiting so long or just um well again i was a

01:10:13.360 good christian boy growing up and so i didn't have sex when i was 18 with my girlfriend who well we

01:10:20.080 would have been after we graduated so like when we were 19 and she wanted to and i didn't but i wish

01:10:26.160 i had and so then it was just like it was kind of like a hump pun unintended to get over and so

01:10:34.240 eventually the other thing is again i'm not that attractive maybe and i think that's part of why i'm

01:10:38.560 into bdsm because like it attracts more people who like are weirder and out more out there um and

01:10:46.560 eventually i had uh a guy who was in the orange county socialist party again the one who was

01:10:52.480 paulie he was like hey you're kind of cute do you want to like hang out sometime it was after i had uh

01:10:57.920 seen a movie with him we saw detective pikachu on acid because i needed to test the acid before

01:11:02.960 i sold it at a my little pony convention so uh did it go well the my little pony convention it

01:11:08.560 always goes well i'm sad i'm missing what is a my little pony convention so bronies are fans of

01:11:13.760 the show my little pony friendship is magic because it's very wholesome and uh there's

01:11:19.360 action figures too you might see a little like there are it's meant to sell toys but you have

01:11:24.400 a favorite uh pinky pie generation four and izzy moonbow in generation five because she says

01:11:29.920 fuck cops oh wow she does literally in the movie it's great not like fuck cops but she says that badge

01:11:36.640 is like maybe a sign of some weird power dynamics wow it's great so if you had not been a

01:11:42.960 good christian boy or whatever i would have lost my virginity at probably like 19 okay and who knows

01:11:49.920 how things would so then you were fairly deep into religion then and that's what yeah okay i mean and

01:11:55.280 i'm i don't know where i am but that's a whole nother topic now but uh yeah my and then i learned later

01:12:01.600 that uh my parents had not followed their own advice so that's kind of not cool okay wow uh so

01:12:10.640 so brandon did you want to wait brandon oh your body count brandon i feel like you've been forgetting

01:12:17.760 aj he's coming he's going away around yeah yeah we know you just want to hear from aj bro well we

01:12:26.000 haven't heard from him much well uh body count like i said last show i don't know no one i don't know

01:12:32.320 a direct count but 80 plus take away had it not been for 12 years flat in prison probably more

01:12:40.560 so oh here's a question i wanted to ask you last time that i forgot so were most of those bodies

01:12:46.960 after afterwards yes what was your so you went in at 20 was it 20 20 1920 okay and you were there for

01:12:55.040 10 years 10 or 12 11 11 11 11 years yeah and did you ever get to do a conjugal yes so do you do you

01:13:05.520 have to have a wife for that yes you must be married so you got married and then you but you're divorced

01:13:12.480 now right yeah i got maybe like four conjugal visits before it was just like all right like this is it's

01:13:18.800 too much of a dry basically she fell off and i got so much years to do she's in her early 20s you know

01:13:25.200 a bunch of guys are out there where i'm from so you know right it's hard to hold on to oh what like

01:13:30.320 that was this the girl that you were dating before you went in yeah okay so you didn't meet while you

01:13:35.680 were you didn't have like a pen pal thing and then you got no but that did happen and i was gonna get

01:13:40.880 married to somebody else but the first girl didn't want to sign the divorce papers i was in the shoe it got

01:13:46.240 lost i was like ah fuck it it was a shit show so yeah pretty much interesting interesting and so

01:13:53.920 how soon into your incarceration did you get married was it pretty quick right away or i got married in

01:13:59.120 county jail in county okay so before you went to prison right they have like a little reverend come

01:14:04.720 in you sign some paperwork you give them 50 bucks you pay 12 for the actual certificate and 12 for them

01:14:09.840 to file it he says some little blah blah and boom kiss the bride kiss the groom through glass

01:14:18.720 you're on the phone so that's how my first and only marriage went yeah it didn't last long but hey you

01:14:24.000 know no big deal and uh the reason would you say the primary reason for you wanting to get married

01:14:31.360 was for the conjugal visits yeah i mean but you only got four but is it like a couple days

01:14:36.640 yeah you're you're you're basically what they call the boneyard you're back at the boneyard for about

01:14:42.560 72 hours now it's like 48 but before then it was 72 hours you order a bunch of food eggs big old

01:14:49.120 package you it gets there you got all the food you need you come out for count every seven six hours

01:14:54.960 you walk to the front of the gate then go back in your little cabin and get back to smashing

01:15:00.640 good times i mean you're eating and the whole time pretty much so you got a stomach

01:15:04.080 gag i'm walking around with stomach you know i got two hours to make a dent with this good food and

01:15:09.360 her so yeah are are you well you can only be married to one person at a time right so there's

01:15:16.560 not any guys in there that just have like multiple wives and they're just like if they're just coming

01:15:21.360 to visit them yeah i've seen guys that have three or four girls sometimes come to visit them one pulls

01:15:25.600 them out next weekend one brings them dope one brings them a hand job one one is his wife one is his

01:15:30.560 kid's mom so you know guys got it like that yeah but for a conjugal you have to be married yes you

01:15:36.800 must be married it can't be just like a girlfriend you must be married must be your wife must be your

01:15:41.120 husband and i think legally you can only be married to one person at a time correct so you can okay for

01:15:46.640 conjugal i don't know how it works for mormons if there's like a monogamous like i got six wives

01:15:52.000 you know yeah but those aren't like legal wives in the american like justice i don't know well maybe

01:15:57.200 so brandon i think what you're saying is if you're gonna be in prison go to utah get incarcerated

01:16:05.680 in utah because then you can just be bringing in a whole bunch of chicks is this because because i

01:16:12.480 think in in utah you can have multiple wives because mormons you're mormon i think is it legal uh

01:16:19.520 polygamy statewide in utah i think i think in utah it's that's a whole different muddy chop

01:16:25.840 yeah that's another that's another thing um okay so oh yeah um probably around 50 to 55.

01:16:35.120 oh all right we got a gangster breakdown on gender yeah gender gender breakdown um probably down the

01:16:43.200 middle i'd say 30 um guys 25 girls and one 30 guys okay so i got a question for you as a bisexual man

01:16:52.560 is it easier to get men or to get women men um for sex men for actual dating women

01:17:03.520 and when you say actual dating do you mean long-term relationships yeah if you want like anything more

01:17:09.120 than like a week-long thing women it's easier to date so for gay men or bisexual men it's very short-lived

01:17:16.720 is kind of what you're saying or yeah i mean the amount of guys that i've met that are just like

01:17:20.720 ready to date it's been maybe like five or ten whereas just about every girl i meet is ready to date

01:17:26.400 so really yeah okay but it is you would say it's harder to date to sleep with women uh yeah like just

01:17:36.080 if you want to hook up with somebody it's way easier to hook up with the guy um but a girl

01:17:39.520 confirm by the bing by the boom and then brian you can confirm he's confirming that it's much easier

01:17:46.880 to sleep with men okay so uh i think do we have any super chats chris i i think we might have gotten

01:17:58.400 one from mr krug all right we'll get his real quick and then here it is steven krug with the five

01:18:04.080 super chat roast alert pink hair lady that's a huge range on body count it's almost like you don't

01:18:10.080 care about uh put it put on paisley for this one it's almost like you don't care about who you

01:18:15.200 further contributing to population collapse okay paisley paisley do you uh do you have anything to say

01:18:22.640 uh on that one oh man i do care about them for sure it's just one of those things where like

01:18:30.720 i don't know i've been married and you kind of stopped thinking about that stuff so if i like sat

01:18:34.800 down and really started to go through it then yeah but i was a lot younger during that time is

01:18:40.800 basically what it was that's it i wish i didn't care and i wish i like had a hoe phase like that it

01:18:47.840 would have been way more fun but you could still do it ethical non-monogamy no i'm down for monogamy

01:18:55.200 yeah well she's down for monogamy was that the same guy who was worried about population collapse

01:19:01.040 earlier yep i i think steven krug's been our sole i think he's our own our sole uh super chatter

01:19:08.160 for the most part okay um let's see here okay so question for the ladies do you think it's wrong

01:19:15.760 for a guy to not want to date a girl who does sex work

01:19:18.640 no it's still no like i think people can not want to date anybody for whatever reason they don't

01:19:26.240 want to yeah tamara do i think it's wrong for a guy to not want to be with a woman who does sex work

01:19:33.600 yeah actually um i knew of a person who actually dated a woman who did sex well sex works she was

01:19:40.000 a stripper um and they had a very good marriage they were married she was a stripper she brought home

01:19:46.240 money he was i guess that was just their preference their sex you know that he was open to it me

01:19:52.320 personally um i you know i think i think that it's okay um i would personally want a man or like

01:20:01.840 knowing that a man would actually not want to be with someone that's a sex worker but again that's

01:20:06.960 just my opinion yeah i mean if you don't want to date someone because of their occupation uh that's

01:20:13.120 definitely all right i mean there's people who wouldn't want to date someone in the military

01:20:17.120 because they're gone for a long time you know so you just scoot the the mic a little bit that way

01:20:23.440 just so there you go so yeah i mean okay so preferences you know okay calissa i don't think

01:20:29.760 it's fine i think if like you don't want to date someone who's a sex worker that's okay if you do

01:20:33.680 want to date someone that sucks a word that's okay too it just depends on your preference if you talk to

01:20:37.600 your partner okay uh kiki thought thoughts okay uh she's very uh consistent in her uh brandon or

01:20:47.920 sorry brian uh okay to not want to date someone who's a sex worker yeah but it's not okay to then

01:20:55.920 like you know turn around and shit on sex workers unless i i mean figuratively uh literally that's

01:21:03.280 something you discuss in advance and that's not my business um but yeah it's just uh unfortunately

01:21:11.120 there's a lot of stigma and part of that comes from you know the whole uh it being illegal and whatnot

01:21:17.120 i'm a libertarian i think there should the state shouldn't really be it should be regulating that

01:21:22.800 safely but it should be legal and if it was legal and regulated there'd be a lot less uh horrible

01:21:28.720 things happening to sex workers brandon if she had her shit together and was doing it right and it

01:21:35.760 wasn't messy she was very you know um responsible about it and you know you know basically had what

01:21:43.840 do you mean like if she had business cards or uh just you know if if she knew how to handle it well

01:21:49.760 without it bringing without it overflowing into our life you know i'm saying and and and of course being

01:21:54.960 honest you know if i ask a question don't bullshit me just just just tell me how it is and um let me

01:22:02.960 try to enjoy it with you that's an option but if you're sloppy about it if you're hiding

01:22:08.720 shit and you're making it something that i have to have uh you know an extra eye on or an extra emotion

01:22:16.720 for then i'm not cool with it waste of time yeah i'd have to agree with brandon you know there's a lot

01:22:24.080 of ways of doing sex work that you know run the gamut you could be very messy or it could be very

01:22:29.200 you know safe from your home but regardless of whatever they do as long as it's you know safe

01:22:34.000 not bringing it into my eyes you know i don't really have an issue with it but if it does become an

01:22:39.680 issue i wouldn't hesitate

01:22:41.040 but no hate uh sex workers at all yeah yeah and also i feel like the term sex work encompasses so

01:22:53.440 many potential things that could be anywhere from a girl who's posting lingerie photos on an only fans

01:22:59.760 to someone who's a stripper to someone who's a prostitute so i mean i i'm sure there's plenty

01:23:06.160 of guys that would be fine dating a woman who does only fans i mean some guys have an issue with that

01:23:11.920 but all the way to probably most men are going to have a serious issue if she's a prostitute so i mean

01:23:19.440 i think maybe i should specify a little better on sex work there i have experience with this

01:23:24.240 you are a sex worker no i'm not a sex worker you should be well there's a glut of like ugly men

01:23:30.560 okay i'm not ugly but a glut of like mid-tier men uh who want to do that sort of stuff and uh

01:23:37.680 there's i i'm not the right i would have to have some sort of angle and the thing is sex work like

01:23:42.960 only fans stuff takes a ton of work and effort and i'm lazy uh you have to be promoting constantly

01:23:48.960 and like you know getting like good like think about how much work you put into making this podcast

01:23:53.680 you have to do the same exact thing if you're a sex worker uh who's doing like only fans content

01:24:00.240 and whatnot so i am not that's not me but i was uh i was with sexually a few times one of my friends

01:24:07.760 who did do sex work uh unfortunately she uh was a um she struggled with housing and uh drug addiction

01:24:17.680 and overdosed uh eventually and she was trans too so that did not help her being a trans uh

01:24:24.240 person struggling with addiction and homelessness and she overdosed a few years ago uh in another

01:24:31.120 state so i'm sorry but i didn't have a problem with it i just we used protection thanks i you know

01:24:39.200 at least i tried to help her get a few more years of somewhat happy life but that's part of why i think

01:24:45.600 these things need to be legalized regulated yeah protect uh let's go ahead and pull up a video we're

01:24:54.320 gonna react to uh a little something special here uh before you do that um can we get an f in the chat

01:25:01.440 for our boy our fallen soldier mr andrew tate so chris go ahead and um you're gonna have to navigate to

01:25:09.440 the window and if you can go uh i've already got a couple sides so you're uh just go to twitch just

01:25:17.280 pull up twitch just while we wait here wait there's a guy that's asking why girls can have toys but if

01:25:24.240 a guy has a toy he's a loser do you think do you think a guy's a loser like let's watch the

01:25:30.720 um let's do uh since we're uh briefly tangent i don't know the word briefly talking about dom sub

01:25:44.480 stuff bring up the two submissive clip oh i don't know what this is i'm curious

01:25:51.360 yeah yeah but there you go and also too i worry if i am too submissive will he not respect me

01:26:03.280 no no no no no get rid of that get rid of that get rid of that that won't respect me crap that's

01:26:09.840 not real is that real you know what so many women say to me you're so andrew you know what you're so

01:26:14.560 rich but you're smart and you're actually very intelligent and i know you'd get really bored of

01:26:17.760 it like a robot and i'm sitting there thinking bitch i wish to god you were a robot

01:26:24.240 you better shut the up we talk about star signs oh yeah i'm so glad tell me more about

01:26:29.520 by sagittarius rising idiot i don't give a give me a robot all men want robots that's all we want

01:26:37.360 four wives robots inshallah put the put the put the berg on yep what are you talking about we don't

01:26:43.520 care two coffees that's just it it's nice and easy there's no such thing as too submissive

01:26:50.080 there's no such thing i'm never going to look at a beautiful woman who does everything i say and go

01:26:54.640 you know what you do too much of what i say i want to go get some disagreeable that sounds boring

01:27:01.600 that's why you don't fuck guys like that that's that's easy solution you talk to people but if you

01:27:06.720 want to fuck something like that you go ahead and mount that little bald head of his you know like

01:27:11.760 i mean if you want someone to order around then you know i guess that's what you're looking for

01:27:15.840 go into management that just sounds boring um can i respond to one of the comments

01:27:22.560 well first let's uh let's get everyone's take here yeah what are some thoughts here starting with uh with

01:27:28.080 paisley and hold on come back to me i'm processing that there's a lot there's like six components to

01:27:34.560 that yeah start over there okay um yeah i just uh if you're looking for somebody that's that submissive

01:27:42.320 or you want a partner that that's submissive so you can order them around then um you know you can look

01:27:46.640 for that i know there's people out there that love to be ordered around but i myself would not want a

01:27:51.440 person that's always asking me what to do or what's to do in bed even like what's next like you know

01:27:56.640 have your own voice it's a lot of fun um i had a girl stay with me about a year ago uh she tried

01:28:05.840 to be a good friend and she was like that when we first got together very submissive very you know

01:28:11.440 just like you know yes yes papa yes papa like she was chicana so she would always talk to me like that

01:28:18.880 like you don't have to say that all the time like it made me feel like you know i'm saying like she was

01:28:23.760 just you know she was 23 but she she she liked being with older guys and that was that was just

01:28:30.240 like her thing and she was too too submissive i had to kind of tell her like hey like you don't have to

01:28:36.240 me personally i don't like that i don't like to you know you got to be your own person you know and and

01:28:41.520 and and not make the situation feel like you're under a commandment or you're a fucking animal or

01:28:46.880 something like that like you you you you you're my equal if i'm rolling with you you're my you're my home

01:28:52.960 girl you're my homeboy you're my road dog you're my friend there's no creditor debtor in that we're

01:28:59.200 we're on our own wavelength or we're not vibing at all i found uh again if y'all ever want to these

01:29:06.080 people exist uh again i've been on r slash bdsm personals a lot of people who are that submissive

01:29:15.520 there's two reasons either they have their together and they want in the bedroom to be

01:29:20.320 able to relax and just sort of let go of everything or it's kind of and again people are

01:29:25.920 complex in a spectrum but the two archetypes are that or you see people who lives are a total mess

01:29:32.400 like me but worse and they just want someone because they have no self-control they want someone

01:29:39.040 else to control them and help them like basically function and because sex is such a primal thing it

01:29:48.240 bleeds into that um you know our fetishes are kind of just a way of our subconscious talking to us in

01:29:54.560 a way uh so it's usually sort of one of two extremes people are that submissive and me uh it can be fun

01:30:03.200 but i definitely am not interested in that like that's again as i said towards the beginning uh doming

01:30:09.040 is fun but it's a lot of work i would never want to deal with that 24 7 but the people who are into

01:30:14.400 being that submissive i hope they find someone who does okay kiki kiki oh kiki has to say hello

01:30:24.320 sorry kalista interrupted her okay your reaction to the video yes my reaction to the video following

01:30:30.320 the oo sound was that he just makes like inflammatory comments what he's saying isn't the most ridiculous

01:30:37.280 thing if you want a submissive woman that's cool some women aren't some women aren't and it's personal

01:30:42.480 preference that's fine it's just that he's saying things in a way that makes it inflammatory and

01:30:47.840 that's like all women should bow down or something yeah like but versus like i want a woman who will

01:30:53.040 bow down to me which is like the wording is not the best but it's also not the wrong sentiment if you

01:30:58.720 like want that maybe not think about all women but it sounds like he said it in general like oh yeah yeah

01:31:04.240 well and he also said all men are like that yeah it's just generalization so your reaction to the

01:31:12.240 video i mean personally i'm not into any kind of guys like that that's just like it's nice sometimes

01:31:20.000 to be you know told what to do and not to do a lot of the work if you just want to pump and dump that's

01:31:24.320 great sometimes uh but like as a general like if you want a maid then you gotta you gotta have that

01:31:30.320 conversation with someone you can't expect it i think that's the thing it's a having that

01:31:34.800 conversation if you're going to be a submissive person yeah tomorrow yeah i with the sex i think

01:31:39.840 with sex conversation you don't see a lot of people that's why people have horrible sex is because

01:31:43.680 people don't talk about it like whether it's first date or whatever your preference is i think you can

01:31:50.080 tell that because he's so used to having i guess his experiences like having very submissive women

01:31:55.840 imagine how mostly unpleased some of those women are i'm just saying because at what point

01:32:01.280 there are some women that wants that mutual pleasure and i think it's very very good to be able to talk

01:32:06.560 about likes or dislikes or you know even after sex hey this was good for me this is not good for me

01:32:12.160 i like it when you do this can you do this a little bit more i encourage that but a lot of people

01:32:16.560 they like the act of sex but they are ashamed of the like some of the things that go into it like

01:32:22.080 you know what man wants to hear that hey you wasn't my best sex partner you know what i mean

01:32:27.040 like i had better but it'd be good to say hey you know i like this and you know let's put some work

01:32:33.200 in but you can tell from the reaction of the video for me is that i i don't we i wouldn't be attracted

01:32:38.720 to a man like that like to be submissive like i would have to be like it had to be a mutual thing like

01:32:44.480 i feel good you feel good maybe it's my day or maybe it's my turn you know or that day is completely

01:32:50.000 for you so i'll be submissive but that whole set like that's their whole relationship oh it's

01:32:54.960 boring that's boring as hell yeah i think about guys when it talks like when they talk about being

01:32:59.840 submissive and stuff if they actually just want women to be passive because i think ultimately

01:33:05.680 maybe i mean he's different but i think guys don't want to feel like they need to change they don't want

01:33:10.240 to be nagged they don't want to be edited per se and so this idea of submission is actually just like a

01:33:16.000 let me be me let me live you know live my life and i think for him he's so inflammatory and so

01:33:22.400 ridiculous that like the concept of a woman giving any feedback would probably hurt him a lot so i think

01:33:29.920 it more has to do with like passive and criticism i don't know that's the first time i've ever seen

01:33:34.320 that guy that wasn't how you stern was it have you guys have you guys heard of him though yeah

01:33:40.480 yeah you've heard of him okay have you heard of him so but your first time hearing your first time

01:33:46.080 hearing he's who i've been hearing about recently yeah he got banned on tick tock facebook instagram

01:33:51.920 and youtube uh so all his people that repost him get banned on tick tock too i'm not sure so he's just

01:33:59.360 gonna keep getting reposted what's the difference well i mean it's probably gonna have a pretty

01:34:04.080 substantial impact on him but uh f in the chat guys f in the chat for andrew tate um honestly i feel

01:34:13.520 like y'all didn't give you didn't seem too upset by that so maybe we should watch one more chris pull

01:34:20.720 up one more all right we're gonna do the uh body count one we're about to hear some mad double standards

01:34:30.000 i think you know what's so attractive about younger women because we a lot of these dudes

01:34:34.240 talk about fertility and yeah looks and stuff i don't actually think it's that i think that in

01:34:38.800 the modern world and in the days of old right you'd meet a woman you get married and be together

01:34:43.200 in the modern world if i meet a girl who's 33 and single i know the amount of dick that's been through

01:34:47.840 her before me is just simply unattractive i don't care how nice you are yeah but you're 33 years old

01:34:53.520 how many men have fun if i get a 19 year old girl i might be your second or third man right

01:34:57.200 put you through you're gonna try and bring to my door like well my last man cheat i don't give a

01:35:01.600 fuck yeah like i don't care like why is that my problem so if you pick up older women you have to

01:35:06.320 accept they've been on the carousel longer they've had more fucking rides more spins i don't want that

01:35:11.920 shit and when i see a beautiful young woman i know that she has a very low body count and that and also

01:35:16.800 no but no but the truth is women's mentality is absolutely connected to sex if a woman sleeps with

01:35:22.560 a bunch of men it's harder to penetrate her mind and make her fall

01:35:25.440 it is unattractive but if she's had 30 dudes inside of her she really gonna think you know

01:35:31.120 what this guy's so so so special or she's gonna think you know what he talked to me real let's

01:35:34.080 go get a new guy whereas if a woman's only been with a few guys she's much more likely to fall in

01:35:37.120 love with you be a better partner except the likelihood of her falling completely in love

01:35:40.320 with you and staying loyal to you and and really believing you're the only man for her after being

01:35:44.560 through so much trauma and so many men and sleeping with so many dudes and having her heart broken and

01:35:48.640 having those memories of her ex and all that crap she's been through is far less likely than meeting a

01:35:52.880 nice young beautiful girl who hasn't been with any men she goes you know what this is the guy i like

01:35:56.880 him every woman who knows this and every man who watches can be honest women fall in love with the

01:36:00.080 person they lose their virginity to or the second or third guy they really remember them they really

01:36:03.200 love them any woman who slept with 52 she doesn't even remember who most of them are she doesn't

01:36:06.240 care if a woman's slept with a bunch of men before you she's less likely to stick it out through a

01:36:09.600 difficult period of relationship she's more likely to just say you know what new answers

01:36:12.320 that's a pretty good answer and that's the truth let me make something clear if i meet a beautiful 30

01:36:16.560 year old woman i'm not saying i won't sleep with that's pretty fucking old yeah 30 i know what are

01:36:20.960 you crazy i there's been times i was drunk okay reaction to that paisley i don't know what the

01:36:28.320 obsession is with body count but also like how do i say he's he's weird because he's talking like he

01:36:34.640 doesn't want a relationship but then he's mad about the fact that he wants to be like the first he wants

01:36:39.840 to be the boyfriend so i'm like not sure what his messaging is he wants to fuck 18 year olds

01:36:46.320 which is fine fuck 18 year olds but the body count thing is always really confusing to me

01:36:52.960 that's what it means i think with paisley paisley's based paisley's the fucking legend okay i feel like

01:36:59.600 with men men want to know like it's this obsession because they want to know but they're not ready

01:37:05.200 to know because it's like okay as soon as you well i think anything over five like five guys are kind

01:37:11.760 of like it's that like uncomfortability because it's okay it's almost like when you tell a guy like

01:37:16.800 that's not my experience but if a guy found out that a woman cheated i feel like in their mind

01:37:21.120 whatever triggers going it feels like that because then it's like they look at you differently however

01:37:28.080 they want to know so i think like with this guy like i mean i don't know i feel like he just likes

01:37:32.800 to hear himself talk personally like he just want to hear himself talk but as it pertains to that it's

01:37:36.880 not true there is a lot of 30 year olds who um i won't say my number count but i'll tell you that

01:37:43.680 i started uh had sex at 19 and i was celibate for 10 years literally so i'm 33 now

01:37:53.440 and someone yes sullivan for 10 10 years wait can i just make a request can you stop harassing the

01:38:03.280 cup stop molesting the cup please here pass it over here are you a fidgeter it's just very

01:38:09.200 fidgety yeah no so it's a it's 10 years 10 years celibate 10 years no masturbation no none of that

01:38:16.080 no masturbation no so are you are you a born again virgin kind of you uh you can yeah wait so you

01:38:25.120 you haven't had sex for 10 years as of as of after 10 years oh so you broke your streak i broke my

01:38:33.200 streak and then as of today i'm yes i'm i'm a born again virgin wait so okay you were having sex you

01:38:41.280 were celibate pretend you were born again virgin you had sex again and now you're born again again again

01:38:48.320 again okay so celibacy as of now and are you waiting until marriage that's what

01:38:54.960 i desire have you been married before i've been engaged twice engaged twice okay so 10 years oh

01:39:03.280 yeah wow so a person like him would not like i mean just even hearing that it's so it's not true

01:39:09.680 you're in your 30s it's a lot of questions to go into for me my 10 years just for clarity was to work

01:39:15.360 on myself so therapy my health i became a vegan worked on my credit um worked on personal you know

01:39:24.080 personal development skills and then but the game has changed dating is completely different from

01:39:30.640 when i was in my 20s you like savage mode now prior to your prior yeah coming out yeah like yeah one of

01:39:38.320 the reasons why i gave in after that because it was like men are like i'm not waiting what and uh you

01:39:44.320 know kind of gave into that peer pressure do you want a guy who's a virgin no you don't care i don't

01:39:49.200 care okay i'm like i'm totally okay if he is i can say this if he is i'm just i'm a freak so you'll

01:39:57.840 have like you're training you're a born again virgin i'm a born again virgin freak and that's i'm

01:40:03.040 totally round two round two can i can i ask questions go for it yeah so did did the did the freak streak

01:40:09.280 start in the mid no seriously in the midst of the 10 years so the it was always the freak but that 10

01:40:16.800 years are for me because i saw that's why i'm not answering and my number count is not big by the way

01:40:22.960 i just don't want to personally do that because i know people have a brain to protect but within that

01:40:28.480 that freak was always there but it was released what what do you mean by freak i just i've i love i love

01:40:35.680 sex i do i believe in i'm a christian i believe in waiting for marriage did that happen no but i do

01:40:42.240 believe that things happen wait but how can you believe in it and don't because the body the body

01:40:47.280 is the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak um i'm not ashamed but i do want to practice i mean i did

01:40:54.240 it 10 years so i feel like i could do it again but when i came out of that 10 year streak i i was i was

01:41:00.400 horny i mean it was what it was amen yeah brandon did you have a further question on that or no she

01:41:08.080 answered my question i think that's great more power to you yeah okay so your reaction to the video

01:41:14.560 i think he's got it wrong i think the younger generations are banging way more often so you're

01:41:20.240 if you're gonna be that 19 year old she's gonna tell you oh no i've only been with three people

01:41:25.440 but you know she's like taking down three people that day you know like you're having a fun time

01:41:30.400 whereas i think we're a bit more promiscuous than the older generations who probably have

01:41:36.800 not as a high body count like an honest body count uh compared to the younger generations yeah i i do

01:41:45.520 you do actually raise a really good point about the age thing and how he says well i prefer an 18 or

01:41:51.200 19 year old because they're gonna have a little lower body count he's not entirely wrong

01:41:55.200 but i mean i'm sure you guys know some men and women who may be very young 18 19 20 21 who've

01:42:04.320 been ran through ran through so so i knew i knew a 19 year old girl that had a hundred bodies no

01:42:10.160 exaggeration yeah 100 bodies 19 and i i love virgin men i think there's nothing better than a nice

01:42:17.840 virgin man it's a virgin cat yeah yeah tomcat brandon you wanted to come in so um excuse me hold on we

01:42:24.560 got oh we got a person i just know brandon wanted to say real quick um so you know growing up late 80s

01:42:33.440 early 90s we didn't have phones that's all we had to look forward to like you know where i'm from and

01:42:39.200 most people you know in the areas that i that i relate to that's all we had to look forward to was

01:42:43.680 where's the party why do we want to go where the party's at because that's where the girls are or

01:42:49.600 you know no no pun intended where's the bitches at you know i'm saying that that's what like our

01:42:53.680 whole focus was basically to bang and party and the end result of all that was to obtain females

01:43:01.440 so that's all we did growing up so i mean the body count i mean i mean nowadays you got phones you got

01:43:06.560 porn you got all these different types of ways to self-please yourself different types of identities that

01:43:11.440 kind of you know suffice the sexual curiosity back in the day if you weren't around where people

01:43:18.240 were you weren't fucking if you weren't at the party you weren't meeting nobody you weren't

01:43:21.520 fucking if you weren't at the mall if you weren't at school that day or if you weren't wherever you

01:43:26.480 if you weren't present you weren't that outlet was not getting taken care of you had nothing to

01:43:32.400 no media no nothing so you had to go and be present so back in those days well the 90s like that

01:43:38.240 that long ago not really but before phones like there was a lot of motivation for people just to

01:43:45.200 get all done up dressed up looking your best every day go out and see what you can do you know nowadays

01:43:52.000 it's like the platform to meet a lot of people is there but is anything really actually happening

01:43:57.680 with these people you're meeting or is it just you know exchanging pictures and you know i mean that's

01:44:02.080 cool too but i wanted to comment on that because the drive now is no different from the drive back then

01:44:09.120 from from my experience from from what i'm experiencing the drive now is no different

01:44:13.600 from the drive back then the drive now is just easier and it's more catered to as opposed to back

01:44:18.640 then i think it's not about the drive but the accessibility and i would without without the drive you

01:44:24.240 wouldn't no one would be looking for accessibility there'd be no need for it the drive has to come first

01:44:29.840 right that's true but i'm saying you're more accessible to get that drive filled i mean it's kind of

01:44:37.200 like looking at route 66 you know all of a sudden there's a route where you can take it and it goes

01:44:41.920 across america but then the highway comes in and then you could stop in a lot more states a lot quicker

01:44:49.760 so you're saying the accessibility is what's caused people's body counts to go up yeah yeah

01:44:55.360 that's fair i mean yeah well yeah it's so much easier i mean as far as individual drive like people

01:45:00.320 were just as hungry and thirsty back then as they are now i mean it was probably harder right it

01:45:05.200 depends where you're at too and like the culture around it like if you're in a city and you have a

01:45:09.600 lot of places to go then you're more likely to run into people and have parties and stuff like that and

01:45:14.080 if you're in a smaller town probably a little less likely to have that body count so it's kind of

01:45:19.680 relative which is why it's weird to me that like numbers hard numbers come into play with people

01:45:25.520 because i'm like man if you live in like new york as opposed to like a small town as opposed to a

01:45:30.560 small town it's not the same thing you can't expect a new york dude new york girl to have

01:45:34.720 a body count of five but that girl who's in the country somewhere with not that many people around

01:45:39.600 her is going to have all this pent-up sexual front or guy yeah she has five kids sexual frustration

01:45:45.520 it's going to come out and it's it's all individually i think yeah definitely yeah well

01:45:50.800 i think just going back to the thing about age and body count so it's certainly possible that an

01:45:56.880 18 or 19 year old could have a very high body count but i think you can also say that

01:46:04.560 you look at one individual an 18 or 19 year old they're going to have a higher body count when they're

01:46:09.360 30 versus when they're at 18 19 20 21. so yeah calista i mean in reaction to specifically

01:46:17.200 reaction yeah reaction to the video yeah i think he just says things in absolutes and then it gets a

01:46:22.400 lot of clicks and a lot of people repost it and click on it and then they get more traffic to his war

01:46:27.680 room and people are like let's join he just gets more attention by saying things in absolute but what he's

01:46:33.280 saying about preferring someone with a lower body count isn't inherently wrong it's just he's presenting it

01:46:38.320 in a way that's inflammatory right right inflammatory stuff gets views yep and then money and then more

01:46:45.520 cam girls to collect yeah you can see it go ahead there's literally a sonic parody youtube channel

01:46:56.080 that just does dumb redubs where sonics or the the enemy characters can you just give your reaction

01:47:02.720 to the video i'm just not sure how that's it is relevant okay okay uh where the characters in this

01:47:08.240 like fake redub are like how are we going to afford rent we're not getting clicks on our videos and then

01:47:13.440 shadow the hedgehog is like you need to like make controversial statements and so he types on twitter

01:47:18.480 sonic adventure 2 was mid tbh and then they start getting engagement so you make uh controversial

01:47:25.360 inflammatory absolute statements you get more traffic so i mean that's what he does

01:47:33.200 but any thoughts on the the content oh um i mean yeah he he kind of wants

01:47:41.120 it's someone said in the comment oh one of them's going to say insecure and i mean it kind of is in a

01:47:47.200 way he's like how am i going to uh how am i going to keep a woman who's been with all these men well

01:47:53.920 you got to bring your a game my dude uh if she's worth keeping bring your a game be unique stand out

01:48:01.120 and if you don't want to do that if you think you're not good enough to do that then don't date her

01:48:08.000 it's not shaming the cam girls wait kiki thoughts good for you cam girls okay same kiki thoughts on the

01:48:17.280 video um uh same point of view as i had last podcast you know like you know these guys are

01:48:24.720 saying obviously he wants to get a lot of likes a lot of views but um um you know i i just don't

01:48:32.000 agree with how he presented it but yes a lot of men do think that way but that's just picking once one

01:48:37.680 one corner of preference from one side of the sex and emphasizing it you can do that with both

01:48:43.360 sexes on multiple issues so it's really just the essence of that video

01:48:51.680 that that's a wonderful profile there uh sorry no no it's good i was reading there's a fentanyl

01:48:58.800 comment and now fentanyl cocaine in the 60s is up so yeah yeah yeah uh brandon let me ask you a

01:49:06.720 question do you do you have an age preference like would you date a girl who's much younger than

01:49:13.120 you say in like early 20s or something or would you prefer to date a more mature woman in her 30s

01:49:18.880 i mean like i said i had a relationship with a girl that was 19 last year and i mean i i wouldn't jump

01:49:23.840 into a relationship like that again i learned from it because there's at 40 and all the that i've been

01:49:30.240 through if we're going to righteously have a conversation about life and this this and that

01:49:34.960 it's only going to go so far there's only going to be so much relevance i mean it doesn't take a

01:49:39.360 you know you don't got to be super wise to realize that but um you know men men are men and men go for

01:49:46.640 you know beautiful younger vibrant girls and all the more ones that are into them like wow you really

01:49:53.680 yeah like okay so as a man um you you you don't really have you know too much i mean i don't be

01:50:04.880 smart have have a have a have an idea of what you're talking about where you're going in life

01:50:10.080 and be be a little confident yourself be cute you know um be real got to be real if you're fake you

01:50:16.000 could be gorgeous you can have everything going for you if you're fake and every time you open your

01:50:20.720 mouth it's it's a lie or it's a fabrication where am i dropping you off your reaction to the video

01:50:30.400 um you know it's a it's an interesting concept body count but and hooking up with somebody much

01:50:35.840 younger um but i don't know i had so much bad sex when i was younger and it's just whenever i had sex

01:50:43.280 with an older person it was just you know more experienced it was just better so i really don't go

01:50:47.680 under four years my own age which would be 23 or even really like over four years my own age

01:50:52.880 um but you know any anything under 21 it's just like it's not fun i can't really connect

01:51:00.880 yeah okay um chris were you able to find so i know everyone in the chat has been mentioning that

01:51:06.640 apparently tate released a final message video i'm just hearing about this um yeah chris were you

01:51:12.800 able to find i think i found it but before you pull it up can you what is it is it is it a long

01:51:18.560 video well it seems like he went on to uh jake paul's podcast and uh like i guess gave his final

01:51:27.200 message uh on jake paul's podcast walking the digital plane yeah i i had actually been dming andrew tate guys uh

01:51:39.440 uh he said he was going to be in the states in november obviously a lot of things have have

01:51:46.000 changed i wanted to interview him i wanted to bring him on the show uh

01:51:51.600 this i mean this is i've been talking to him for a year now so this is before he even blew up really

01:51:57.200 big um as he was starting to blow up pretty big you know i i had doubts that his schedule might change

01:52:06.480 substantially and now that he's banned i have even further doubts and i don't i actually am no longer

01:52:11.600 i was messaging on him on instagram that's gone so i don't i don't know if that's still gonna happen

01:52:17.680 but so much for the tolerant left yes so uh yeah i guess so much for there certainly is a bias on

01:52:25.280 these social media platforms but to be fair he did say some incredibly controversial things but

01:52:30.880 uh so chris is it it's he's on jake paul's podcast yeah it's on uh well it's on a couple of channels

01:52:38.400 it's been you know redistributed but uh i found one i think on a on cmr tv music the fuck i don't know

01:52:45.840 what that is via jake paul but yeah he went on to jake paul's yes i'm looking at like yeah this is like a

01:52:54.000 one hour um i'm looking at it looks like an hour long okay so we're not going to react to it just

01:52:59.840 if it was like a three minute message we would have uh we would have done it but uh that's

01:53:05.760 unfortunate i'll have to watch it later but uh can anyone in the chat tell us give us like a

01:53:11.760 a plot synopsis or a quick recap of his final message

01:53:18.400 brian's reaction to jake paul's podcast was clip worthy hold on well good thing it's on air

01:53:29.840 uh okay well um we'll just have to look at that uh after the stream so i want to open it up to the

01:53:37.120 panel uh final thought or if you have a question for someone else on the panel or the panel in

01:53:42.800 general so final thought or a question for the panel no no no we got to start with you please

01:53:49.120 okay why don't we go to brian because i know he has a final thought and then we'll go back

01:53:59.360 actually you had someone donate money for a question addressed to me did i yeah about libertarian

01:54:05.280 socialism okay so i can pull up the super chat um daniel holes i believe i got it yeah uh okay daniel

01:54:15.040 holes thank you for the five dollar super chat hawaiian shirt says he's both a communist and a

01:54:19.120 libertarian how does that compute this podcast is all over the place but i'm here for it yeah so

01:54:26.400 basically communism people think of communism because of the cold war and u.s propaganda is

01:54:31.840 like always like these this is scary authoritarian like um the ussr or communist china uh very over the

01:54:40.400 top authoritarianism and um many of my friends are for example maoists uh but there's also like

01:54:49.040 anarcho-communism there's libertarian socialism communism is just the idea that a future where

01:54:55.920 there is no uh basically no money or no like division of everyone owns everything and i don't think that's

01:55:04.080 going to exist for a while but socialism is just when the workers own the means of production and that

01:55:08.240 doesn't have to look like some centralized government that can look like you know the black panthers

01:55:12.960 were a great example they were doing school lunch programs they were arming themselves to defend

01:55:17.760 themselves against police brutality and helping build their communities in fact ronald reagan signed

01:55:23.920 as governor of california a ban on assault weapons because the black panthers were arming themselves

01:55:29.760 um which is ironic given that conservatives hail him as this hero um so communism socialism their

01:55:37.680 economic systems the political side of things can manifest in many different ways so like i think

01:55:42.800 you know most if not all drugs should be legal but regulated you know sex work should be legal but

01:55:47.440 regulated firearms i think should be legal but regulated much better you should have to go take a

01:55:52.640 safety class if you're posting about shooting up a place on social media that needs to be investigated

01:55:57.760 that sort of thing um so i'm more libertarian in that aspect do you own the firearm um i don't i would

01:56:04.880 like to at some point well okay does a bow and arrow count that counts cool then yes uh although

01:56:10.400 it's not fire per se but uh my friend's a three-time championship archer so um wow yeah you should

01:56:17.120 have brought your instead of your piano you should have brought your bow and arrow i'm not good i'm

01:56:20.960 much better at piano no i prefer the piano for sure rather than him bringing the bow and arrows you have

01:56:26.080 concerns about okay i figured my thing out okay so thank you for that thank you for that uh paisley why don't you

01:56:32.640 go ahead with your final thought or question for the panel when did you get the love doll and would

01:56:36.240 you guys use one good question uh so just show kiki real quick uh okay so that's kiki

01:56:46.160 can you do my co-host can we defrock her on camera oh god okay so what i got the sex dolls

01:56:54.480 it was sent to me free by a company i'd done this video and a bunch of these sex toy companies got in

01:57:02.000 touch and they wanted to promote they wanted to do sponsorships one of these companies had sent me

01:57:07.200 two of these exact dolls so by the way if anyone in santa barbara wants to buy a kiki uh clone

01:57:16.320 dm me at whatever on instagram i'm trying it's taking up too much space in the studio i need to

01:57:20.240 get rid of her is that the one named on andrea who's andrea andrea yeah i keep seeing that in the

01:57:25.440 comments yeah who is that yeah that's the name of the other uh doll is she better so i don't know

01:57:31.200 they're do you have their virtue both their virtue is intact they're chast chaste chaste yeah yeah so uh

01:57:38.560 no they no one has laid with them biblically speaking conditions like the one in the closet or

01:57:44.560 the one on the desk uh i'd say both equally time both equally you know usually have a lot of pent-up

01:57:52.320 energy which might be a little more fun with the love doll thing yeah like just days of just so i

01:57:59.840 i would not system once she's heavy wait till they get ai people get injured not so so i mean to answer

01:58:06.960 your question i don't know maybe but it's like a dead weight imagine trying to clean uh no so i

01:58:15.280 i wouldn't do it the condom in there the one you brought out earlier uh yeah actually guys check

01:58:21.760 out our only fans we'll be live there after the show uh you can see these four lovely ladies having

01:58:28.240 an orgy with we're waiting for you too i guess i'm involved yeah obviously brian is also involved

01:58:33.200 i think this is a well the chat they all think brandon is the real hottie here and i agree how old is

01:58:38.320 kiki supposed to be bro yeah she's 19. okay what do you think she's 19 brandon body count oh she's

01:58:45.280 just short didn't we establish her body count zero oh yeah zero yeah her chastity's intact she's had a

01:58:51.840 baby um so i would know will you buy kiki she's 19 andrew tate give me a get me a bugatti the baby is

01:59:02.720 holding a flask yeah that fetal alcohol syndrome i don't think this is the future that anacaps

01:59:10.560 yeah so i i think uh but to kind of try to take your question a bit more seriously

01:59:16.800 if there was like a robotic sex doll that could artificial intelligence that could take care of

01:59:22.320 itself clean itself give me what's that cat genie sex doll cat genie who's that genie it's like the

01:59:29.600 litter box that cleans itself yeah like if it's you know self-cleaning coming in the future oh for

01:59:35.200 sure for sure and yeah i would yeah i i would i would sure why not i reckon the real thing's better but uh

01:59:43.840 so you're like yeah but you never know yeah yeah no give it 20 years though i'm down for

01:59:48.960 those sex robots there's a joke in archer two words vibrating uh you know what i i don't find the

01:59:56.320 vibrating appealing i don't think i would like strokes pun intended for different folks okay

02:00:02.160 do any of that uh do you want to come in on this would you get with a sex robot um i would but it's

02:00:07.840 not like something like i'm looking forward to just to say that i have because i am curious but i

02:00:12.640 don't think it will be you know up you know better than the real thing brandon i beat it down with a

02:00:22.240 baseball bat you'd rage against the machine rage against the machine there you go yeah there you

02:00:28.400 go brian i would dismantle it um if it was given to me for free i would at least try it and go from

02:00:34.800 there but i'm not going to go out of my way to buy one i can use pillows and a knock-off flashlight just

02:00:40.000 fine uh wow by the way uh brandon i'm pretty sure that's how the matrix started a knock-off flashlight no just

02:00:52.240 flashlight no so i don't know if anybody i don't know if anyone's seen the animatrix

02:00:59.680 but they go into the origins of how you know the machines came about and basically the humans were

02:01:05.440 at war with the machines and the humans were fucking up the sex robots basically basically

02:01:11.840 i'm taking some uh poet poetic liberty on that one but uh if you can fuck a doll or a robot and get

02:01:17.520 off on it you have no soul period or you have no inner essence not a robot you know if you can get

02:01:24.800 off on that you know i mean oh you can get off on a fucking tree a cushion i mean honestly people can

02:01:31.680 have he is a brown strange addiction the guy with the car more power to people that can enjoy that

02:01:36.160 me personally i hate it with a bat yeah well okay uh i don't know if the girls want to come in on this

02:01:43.280 one would you would you get with a sex robot oh okay but like a female sex robot like a male it could

02:01:55.600 be a male robot are we talking about you're doing the most of the movement if it's a boy robot is it

02:02:01.520 like doing all the movements no no it's a full-on robot no it's a full-on robot they can oh you can

02:02:10.480 program and it's not even just sex they can provide companionship they can cuddle with you i don't want

02:02:16.880 those other things i don't want to grow emotional attachment to my sex robot bring a function just

02:02:22.720 as the sex robot that's fine i don't want to communicate that's what i want a man for like

02:02:27.440 i don't want that from my sex robot what about in the future you can't tell if it's a sex robot or

02:02:32.480 oh jesus i don't want to do that one good point good point isn't that just do androids dream of electric

02:02:37.360 sheep i'm actually really happy that you gave us the matrix background because i recently like

02:02:42.240 re-watched the series and i was like going into like like the whys and hows and like so it's it's

02:02:46.960 good to know about that have you seen the animatrix nope i have not okay watch the animatrix it gives

02:02:51.840 you some i will yeah it's really good it's really good better than the new movie oh the well the matrix

02:02:57.200 four was matrix four was dog uh that being so bad that being said i so bad i'm terrified when i i'm

02:03:04.640 down on labray and i see those like little wheeled uh machines driving food i i don't like it one bit

02:03:11.040 i don't trust it it's not for me that being said the one they're like little robots they have like

02:03:18.000 googly eyes no i've seen those too they're like basically a cart that drives itself so it's like

02:03:23.840 it's beta they're testing in like west hollywood and then they have googly eyes and names which is

02:03:28.160 yeah i know yeah yeah that being said no but i'm talking okay so when i say sex robot i mean

02:03:33.120 it's humanoid looking like that but i would but i still wouldn't trust the technology i would rather

02:03:39.840 have it be limp and i get to do my own shit on it oh okay tomorrow um i speak for people not myself but

02:03:47.360 personally i think um i know people who actually do have sex toys so i do think it's a it's why not have

02:03:54.960 a full companionship embodying me personally no i want the real thing the real thing like all of

02:04:02.560 that you know i want but you know something i get what you're saying i like i don't mix you know how

02:04:08.560 guys ego is like when they make a girl like calm or orgasm i think what's a real good turn on is like

02:04:14.960 limp too hard i think that's a turn on for me just like the fact that okay that that it is like

02:04:20.880 limp to heart like so i get it but i i don't want it it's a process yeah i don't want it limp though

02:04:26.240 but limp to heart is it that's a you know that's something i look forward to when i get married

02:04:30.400 who do you guys think is gonna adapt better to the coming sex robots men or women oh man men

02:04:36.560 man but you're gonna i feel like it's gonna be more men are gonna spend money on it because women we

02:04:41.440 they already have this what is it called like i see a lot of people talk about the real rose thing it's

02:04:46.480 like it's a sex toy now a vibrator no it's yeah it's a vibrator but it's like something that been

02:04:51.680 i heard it's very popular now it's like a rose or something like that sucker thingy oh that's what

02:04:56.960 it does okay no there's lots of different people are gonna buy them all the time but i think men

02:05:01.040 would be more because it's it's a well let's see how much they cost okay but i feel like men they

02:05:06.880 like buy an expensive car so why not like a sex robot like they advertise not like someone's gonna be

02:05:11.360 like hey want to check out kiki you never know is the objection i got diamond encrusted kiki is

02:05:18.720 the objection to make sex more accessible and been and technologies just being kinder to humans or is

02:05:25.040 it actually trying to phase out the actual act of sex and the want for real sex he's against it so

02:05:31.440 populations get smaller people you know you know i mean i i don't know i mean do you really think

02:05:37.360 they're creating these to cater to the to the bountiful options for people to have more sexual

02:05:44.080 preferences i don't think so i think they're being more nefarious i think it's intentional extremely

02:05:49.360 nefarious extremely i mean everything else that's going on is pointing in that same direction you know

02:05:56.160 so much talk about i think i think the i think it's probably going to be a purely uh

02:06:01.600 uh you know financial for financial gain i don't think that there's a conspiracy for it but i do

02:06:12.080 think brandon that the end result whether it's a conspiracy or not i mean it doesn't it's going to

02:06:19.200 have some negative consequences i think in terms of relationships between the the genders people still

02:06:27.920 watch porn and get off on porn and it's fine but they still want a real partner they will they're

02:06:33.200 just mimicking the actual so you can have all the sex robot love you want it's never going to compare

02:06:38.480 to the real thing so it's just expectations think about how porn has affected expectations think about

02:06:45.200 the therapy you need screwing a mannequin for three years and then trying to get with somebody real

02:06:49.280 i mean oh yeah no it's just going to be like porn but worse well you know you could it might actually

02:06:55.760 be the case that people when they and this might sound crazy when they partner up with a robot

02:07:03.440 they actually have a more fulfilling relationship with a robot than with a real person now that's

02:07:11.360 what i think is going to be scary and i think that's coming because the thing is like yes you

02:07:16.400 know it's not real but like the same thing happens with porn like you know it's not real but your lower

02:07:20.800 brain functions don't care yes i get what you're saying so tomorrow final thought or question for

02:07:29.680 the panel my final thought or actually question is are you guys going to get together like this has

02:07:35.200 been a very like them two we should hang out sometimes oh wait has there been a it's been a

02:07:42.880 you haven't saw that spark that they've been having it's been yeah i definitely see it a little

02:07:46.720 tension there has there there this is a matchmaking show now oh my god it's always agreeing with him

02:07:56.160 and he's just after the ending if you saw his eyes his eyes went straight to cat like you saw it i saw it

02:08:01.520 do it um you're kind of putting her on the spot though i mean i don't thoughts

02:08:13.280 not t-h-o-t-s t-h-u-t-h-o-u-g-h

02:08:19.120 so your final question is are you guys gonna like connect after this and you know we should hang out

02:08:24.960 some time i think that's okay all right there it is i'll give you an update all right guys see this

02:08:35.120 is why you should come on the show you can you're brony you can meet a cat lady i mean it's i mean

02:08:40.800 furries and magic are magical very similar indeed okay do you have a final thought or question um well

02:08:48.400 i just want to say thank you for everyone being here and like like doing this i know we all have

02:08:53.360 different opinions on different things and i think that's an important thing to to realize that people

02:08:58.080 have different opinions and can sit down and have a conversation about it i think too often we have

02:09:02.960 a lot of censorship in um you know media right now you say something that's on your mind and you just

02:09:08.960 get shut down immediately i mean we all watched this andrew tate guy and you know i don't agree with

02:09:14.160 it i don't you know but he might be a fun guy to hang out you know i have no idea this is the first

02:09:18.800 time i heard of him you know uh first impressions aren't everything and follow magic meows uh we

02:09:26.000 are a cat uh inspired cannabis company uh we're all cat people that run the company

02:09:31.520 and we want more cat people to smoke weed because that's what we do we smoke weed hang out with cats

02:09:37.280 and uh dance a little are you just baked right now like i wish i was baked i was like i i i didn't step

02:09:43.440 out for a smoke break at all and i didn't have an edible or anything so i need a little cat in it

02:09:47.760 myself so um the treats yeah yeah yeah we got the treats but thanks i guess the final thing i would

02:09:55.520 say is everyone has different perspectives on dating and you just need to communicate with each other

02:10:00.880 and everyone has their boundaries you just respect their boundaries and that's it

02:10:04.000 yeah kiki final thought okay brian okay so uh first of all i agree everyone here has been really

02:10:14.480 nice uh it's cool y'all are cool and i hope you have a great day and i hope all the viewers have a great

02:10:19.600 day and i hope brian has a great day speaking of we have had multiple requests in the chat brian you

02:10:25.760 never gave us your body count apparently that's true what is it yeah that's true i'm a man of god

02:10:36.960 i i'm a very discreet individual that is just not something that i disclose he can dish it but

02:10:42.800 he can't take it yeah what can i say i'm a hypocrite that's like most men with pegging he might be able

02:10:48.480 to take it i'm probably taking it a lot yeah you hypocrite yeah uh brandon uh i love diversity

02:10:59.600 i respect and appreciate everyone that came on today um i love i mean i'm grounded in my own ways

02:11:06.720 um but i appreciate diversity and uh it's uh an honor and a privilege to shoot the with all of you

02:11:14.720 yeah it's been honor yeah you know just uh picking it back off of uh what lady clacker said and brandon

02:11:22.640 uh thanks for everyone being respectful you know it's hard coming out being yourself especially

02:11:27.040 talking about your body count and who you've had sex with so thanks for being cool guys

02:11:33.600 okay uh we're not going to wrap up quite yet probably in about five ten minutes just have a few

02:11:38.720 little things to uh go over so some people in the chat are mentioning about andrew tate um

02:11:45.840 i haven't watched his reveal but someone was saying that he was saying oh can anyone confirm

02:11:53.200 or deny because i saw some comments people were saying oh you know he was saying it's all an act

02:11:58.240 i hope he doesn't say that because i mean he needs to own up to him being controversial like it'd

02:12:03.120 be a pretty big cope to say you know what i was just joking about everything i said it was just an act

02:12:09.280 i think that'd be a bad way to go out but i'm not sure if that's what he said but um

02:12:13.280 i don't know if you guys in the chat can let us know like kind of what what do you oh mike davis oh

02:12:17.840 my god is he okay we got to keep going for mike mike davis mike davis oh and and paisley's walking

02:12:24.800 off my mike davis is coming um i don't see anyone with the name mike davis how are you where are you

02:12:30.640 seeing that he's here in spirit all right yeah i'm waiting for it to pull up on the stream yard but

02:12:35.840 mike davis what's up man i'll pull that up in just a sec um so and usagi akimbo thank you for

02:12:42.880 joining me all right did you just join usagi are you just here asked for a range um yeah you're

02:12:47.680 letting the people down brian give them what they want they want it too oh okay that's cool

02:12:52.080 yeah where where's uh oh here it is i see it wow mike davis got money all right here we go mike

02:13:00.400 davis yo just tuning in mike davis thank you for this 20 dollar soup chat i hope some of y'all have

02:13:05.600 been keeping these fame females in check for me and tell brandon i still want that vitamin d

02:13:10.560 mike davis can you write in the chat i know it doesn't have to be a super chat we're inviting you

02:13:15.840 to come to santa barbara come be on the podcast come be part of the panel we want you on uh let us

02:13:22.480 know if you're down uh brandon do you have a response to mr mike davis no oh come on you got

02:13:29.840 more than that you got more than that brandon what do you want me to say to that bro vitamin d come on

02:13:35.120 he wants to say maybe i'm damned if i do and damned if i don't so no no means no for something

02:13:40.160 yeah yeah you could say that you could do mike davis you missed out we were hoping i brought on

02:13:46.720 a group of degenerates here no offense absolute degenerates and you were gone mike davis this

02:13:54.160 this panel was for you there's a cat so uh we'll hang out a little bit for mike davis we'll chat with

02:14:00.160 mike davis um mike davis wow who recorded that uh let's see yo mike davis

02:14:07.600 let us know in the chat if you're down to come on the show santa barbara come um it's beautiful

02:14:14.800 here i'm so much yeah and also mike mike davis where do you live man let's get you to santa

02:14:19.520 barbara what's your address yeah i mean he said social burger king bk ip so uh anyways um

02:14:31.120 mike davis good to see you man good to see you and uh did we miss a super chat or are we

02:14:37.600 what why are you pulling that up chris what are you oh there we go oh okay so we can see that we

02:14:41.840 see mr davis we got didn't we get some other super chats chris i i don't i think we've gone

02:14:47.760 through them all there was mike davis and then uh hold on the guy asking about brian's political views

02:14:57.520 he has a very sonora yeah you ever gonna bring chris on yeah if we can get someone to be on the

02:15:03.440 ones and twos then uh definitely i'll get i'll get someone for the ones and twos if you get chris

02:15:07.680 on yeah so mike davis you know i was actually yeah mike davis what's your body count

02:15:19.360 vitamin d vitamin d you know i was actually hoping that there would be a bit more disagreement

02:15:25.600 on this panel you guys were too agreeable y'all were just too agreeable don't have a lot of

02:15:32.720 discord yeah it's like the more controversial you are in your like preferences i feel like you're more

02:15:39.680 open to accepting other people so the weirder people get the more they're like open you're

02:15:44.320 gonna get someone super normal they're gonna have really defined opinions and no wrong answers

02:15:48.880 yeah do whatever you want to do you asked for freaks you got them i guess i guess so yeah um

02:15:57.680 so is is mike mike davis come on bro wait do the sound again please

02:16:02.240 oh no the mike davis sound there's a mike i didn't know there was a mike davis you missed it

02:16:08.880 i don't know if that's just chris talking no that's that's yeah it's not even a clip it's just him

02:16:14.080 yeah it's just me feeling at the moment right we got up could you do a live one okay here's the

02:16:19.760 thing you guys were just too nice we need to argue about something we need to have some

02:16:26.880 oh i got i got one i got one okay uh i think more guys should pee sitting down i do agreed agreed

02:16:34.960 i are you trolling i feel like you're just no i never thought about that so i had a boyfriend for

02:16:40.240 a long time that did that when you when you are incarcerated to respectfully piss amongst your

02:16:45.760 celly to avoid the splash of urine and toilet water you do sit down on your boxers slip your

02:16:53.120 shit out between the little convenience slot and piss sitting down that is something the

02:16:58.640 grown-ass man killers do in state prison california as far as i know they sit down to piss when they

02:17:05.680 have a celly because it's respectful noise wise splash wise you don't gotta wipe the seat for

02:17:11.600 nothing so not a bad idea for those reasons but out here in the streets how are you gonna squat on

02:17:19.920 a urinal wait but when you're out in the streets i'm talking about like in the hole have you carried

02:17:24.880 those same behaviors to this day when i first got out i was sitting down you were sitting down like why

02:17:31.280 why would i piss all over you know sister's toilet seat i just sit down and make it more convenient

02:17:34.960 but you get out of that quick so if if you are in the prison if you're in prison and someone's

02:17:42.000 standing up and pissing is like is it is wayne brady gonna have i had i had i had a guy move in uh

02:17:48.640 when i was in county jail um not this county county over and you know he came in with all his bedroll he

02:17:54.320 had a piss real quick stood up pissed as soon as he was done washing his hands when he turned around

02:17:59.200 hey bro can we have a talk real quick about taking a piss standing up would you mind sitting down

02:18:05.680 and to avoid the splash your piss wiping on the toilet seat when you're done wasting toilet paper i

02:18:10.400 mean it's just different locked up so for respect reasons and cleanliness sitting down pissing when

02:18:16.320 locked up is a is a is a is a courtesy shared amongst people that know how to do time correctly

02:18:22.720 interesting interesting still isn't an argument it's still just like a nice yeah yeah so here

02:18:28.880 let me i i think i got it so do you think in order to achieve that that we should remove urinals from

02:18:37.120 bathrooms you can keep the urinals i'm just talking about like when you're at home you know like if you

02:18:42.880 live with someone like if you live with a bunch of girls you know like put your toilet seat down you

02:18:47.920 know if if you're gonna wipe and clean up after yourself then yeah stand up do it you know if you

02:18:52.720 wipe you're just smearing piss unless you're gonna incorporate like spray vinegar water this is where

02:18:58.720 the argument begins right here for the next person to sit down and get you know yeah so it's better to

02:19:05.760 sit i have a question it's very it's very sexual or whatever okay so like i've listened to men and

02:19:15.600 it looks like that's an etiquette that men wipe their penises after what what yes but there are

02:19:24.880 some men who don't wipe their penises after they pee and then you want a girl give them

02:19:30.800 shake like oh you shake okay it depends on context like if you accidentally get pee all over it then

02:19:37.440 yeah why do you do you guys do you guys wipe or do you guys shake every single time after i pee i

02:19:43.600 always run my dick under the sink he said anybody equality i want to be clean i'm ready sometimes

02:19:52.960 i like when it dribbles down my leg oh really it's comforting honestly that's the sweetest thing we've

02:19:58.720 heard from you see cleanliness and girls see some men like and men that do that are the men who likes

02:20:04.880 a head and then you don't even clean it and you want to put it in the girls now clean it before like

02:20:09.840 no because i'm just because i'm listening to the etiquette of it but it's like such a little

02:20:14.640 amount of shower before you do a world just a minimal a minimal three shake jiggle and button

02:20:21.200 up but you said you wipe so i was no i'm talking i never take toilet paper and wipe my dick after

02:20:25.840 i piss i'm talking about people that piss in a toilet seat and then go wipe it off like they just cleaned

02:20:30.160 it when really they just smeared it on the toilet seat for the next person to sit down so men don't wipe

02:20:34.800 their dicks after they pee i do not is that is that a thing are you washing your dick in public

02:20:40.400 sinks to get a blowjob i would wipe my dick and probably take a shower because that's i mean

02:20:44.640 depending on the context because yeah you're you want it cleaner for someone sucking it than you do

02:20:49.840 for just like day-to-day living doesn't piss come out sterile anyway it is it is yeah but yeah but

02:20:55.440 piss in your pants like if it dries on your boxers it smells you know you smell pee pee

02:21:00.160 you gotta drink a lot of water that's it thank you for reminding me i need to drink water

02:21:06.240 however because i do not use toilet paper or a wipe it or whatever after i piss i'm still very clean

02:21:11.920 just want to make that clear ladies okay you hear the comments you hear what they're saying

02:21:16.480 they don't wipe their pieces i'm a patient pisser i wait until i'm done before i button up wait did we

02:21:22.720 get another one do you guys like what go ahead go ahead when you pee do you like spell stuff out i heard

02:21:29.360 that's a thing in the snow when you're like why wouldn't i wouldn't that sounds like it's fine

02:21:34.960 see i know why you're i know what you're freaky about oh you're into some water sports water sports

02:21:43.360 golden shower no okay like i'm not gonna lie when i get married it's going down like i got some ideas

02:21:49.280 when i get married it was the 10-year break that really yeah i like okay when i get married

02:21:54.960 yes when i get married i like when i want to have sex on a new beach for sure cute okay right down

02:22:01.520 the road right here in golita like and then i heard about balcony sex so i want that when i get married

02:22:06.560 i have like a list of things that i want to do with my husband so you have like a rape fetish like you

02:22:11.120 want your husband that's so many fetishes pin you down and like rape you like mock rape you

02:22:15.360 know let's call it cnc cnc whatever people are into that i don't think i have any i don't have

02:22:23.440 any kinks it's just things that i want to do like i want to yeah yeah some things like you know how

02:22:28.560 as a single woman and as a woman that desires marriage you know i'm around the house when i'm

02:22:32.880 around my my apartment my place i just there's places you know one of the kitchen counter just

02:22:38.480 explore with you want to do vanilla stuff non-vanilla i i don't i'm not gonna lie depends on who my

02:22:45.280 partner is i'm like i'm and i'm married i'm open like i'm it depends like and there's some stuff i

02:22:50.560 will not do this is only happening with i'm not submissive this is only happening with a married

02:22:54.320 partner this is only happening with a married partner because remember i'm we we have a super

02:22:59.200 chat here from mr mike davis thank you for the ten dollar super chat mike davis very much appreciate

02:23:04.960 your support week after week appreciate you brian but i'm a business owner no cap and have no time

02:23:10.480 anytime soon to fly across the country i'll fly brandon out here first can you put it on can you

02:23:16.080 put it on okay i'll fly brandon out here first class though come on yeah you want to see the world

02:23:25.280 so we have saint jude's charity going on mr mike davis if you can donate you know

02:23:30.000 throw a figure out there wait how much i might i might consider going to uh new york i don't know

02:23:37.600 if i'll actually meet you but i'll definitely take a free trip to new york maybe brown trip

02:23:43.680 sand gets all right gotta be for a good nonprofit gotta be for a good cause i'm not gonna make an

02:23:47.600 ass out of myself for nothing so that's a good question go to coney island ride the cyclone what

02:23:55.040 the hell is that it's a roller coaster in coney island it's famous it's one of the oldest roller coasters in

02:23:59.200 the world okay i wrote the superman and magic mountain that was it all right i think uh chris

02:24:05.520 can you lower the volume up just a little bit but it's a 40. front to back by the way

02:24:14.960 well can we maybe a little last minute debate is there what do you want to

02:24:19.840 i'm asking okay wait wait wait wait she said that one i feel like i feel like we're all gonna

02:24:24.960 say fuck cops who likes cops not oh jesus i don't think anybody at this table okay well here's one

02:24:31.760 would you hate fuck a cop would you hate a cop i have you know what wait wait i have this to say

02:24:38.880 there was a girl who was supposed to be on the show who is a law enforcement officer she's supposed to be

02:24:44.720 here today but she flaked like two hours before she was going to cops she's a little cutie though

02:24:51.600 but she flaked last minute so i'm kind of leaning towards you know what i'm saying like

02:24:56.640 fuck them but oh yes but because she flaked but okay we need law and order right no i was going to

02:25:03.040 say like we need we need law enforcement we need law and we need her to show up with her cuffs oh is

02:25:09.440 that what you want oh wait i don't mind cuffs yeah as long as i have the key all right let me let me

02:25:15.360 try to stir this for five minutes trying his damn no i'm like total stranger you got it yeah i'm gonna

02:25:21.040 try to stir this and if it doesn't work um let's see um how do you guys feel about water okay shut up

02:25:27.760 chris love it you die without it okay uh body count matters we don't want to wife up the town bicycle

02:25:37.360 any anything guys i'm trying i feel like you got to do better this is chris can you ask something

02:25:44.240 crazy please um chris i know you can do it you're asking me you can piss people off chris tell us about

02:25:51.360 that date you were talking about on the ride over beyonce is sucks yeah pineapple goes on pizza okay

02:26:03.280 that pissed me off okay yes it's great there you go the cheese and how dare you together

02:26:10.640 fucking tangy sugary oh my god does not go with salty cheesy pizza how dare you go

02:26:19.520 pineapple we got are you gonna hold on hold on on mike davis with the ten dollar super chat i got a

02:26:24.800 great cause let's do the lgbtq parade brandon i'm a big your outfit uh any response brandon mike if you

02:26:31.600 only knew how not gay i was you wouldn't even waste your time with comments like that brother but no

02:26:36.880 femboy brandon no no i respect all people because i'm i'm as down to earth like that and i'm real

02:26:42.480 and everyone's different everyone's got different programming and i respect it but sorry bro what's

02:26:49.680 really interesting is the people that he can talk like fly out it's like right here and he's like going

02:26:54.560 straight for brendan that's well you know what i i actually do think that mike davis um mike davis

02:27:00.800 i think has a preference for

02:27:05.680 born again christian you think wait is mike davis gay what yeah no mike did i think he's

02:27:12.400 straight everything no i think he's just fine he's just living inside he kicked open the closet door

02:27:18.160 hard last week he's crazy you because you're like the most stormed out of the closet like boom

02:27:22.960 i hate you in the face say he's the most normie yeah i don't well as far as like like really sex

02:27:30.400 views and stuff i uh well i don't okay like we're all weird i i would say paisley was okay i i can

02:27:39.840 accept that but you come off as more normal uh no i've mastered the art of weirdness i think secretly

02:27:46.400 the weirdest one is brian and i mean our host not brian he really found us like hawaiian yeah

02:27:52.960 in today's world brian is normal oh i have a question wait i'm sorry i have a question for

02:27:59.440 everyone this is and maybe anyone and yeah go ahead go ahead um has anyone ever met someone who has a

02:28:05.520 black market organ the fuck you know how people like sell their kidney you know like i don't think

02:28:11.920 they i think can they say that can they i mean yeah i mean if i got a black market kidney i'd be

02:28:15.920 telling my friend i know someone who got an organ in a way that was purchased you know we're talking

02:28:21.120 about like a pipe organ no like a body like a body like a heart kidney as a transplant yes like like

02:28:28.800 a bodily organ i got an idea i got an idea here feminism is cancer oh my god we know where you're

02:28:38.000 going with this one try anybody no i don't want to do the patriarchy thing i don't want to i don't

02:28:42.960 want to do the myth one i can we troll troll harder paisley are you okay who here identifies as a feminist

02:28:54.080 jesus it's all my answers okay paisley do you do you identify as a feminist yes or no what's the

02:28:59.680 definition it changes every day modern cnn political feminism no i don't think so i don't even know what that

02:29:07.920 means you hear feminism coming off okay media what i just heard cnn i guess one definition supposedly

02:29:16.720 allegedly is equality between the genders now i think that's that's bullshit feminism is women's

02:29:27.040 advocacy it's i don't think feminism is about equality i believe it's about women's advocacy

02:29:33.280 they will fight for equality when it benefits women but when there is no benefit to be

02:29:37.840 reaped even if it means equality they will not fight for it that is my sense of what feminism is

02:29:44.320 it's pretty gross generalization i think that's a pretty accurate generalization i feel like people

02:29:49.520 like relabel things over time like i agree that like the system wise like you know there's a system

02:29:58.000 where you know some people doing the same exact job different genders and they're getting paid

02:30:02.880 differently yeah they're getting paid i think that's unfair so that's when i say okay i'm a feminist okay

02:30:06.880 i think that's unfair if i'm a manager you're a manager and i've been in my job maybe 30 years

02:30:10.880 you just got hired maybe a year and you're getting paid more than me same credentials look very similar

02:30:16.560 and i'm getting paid less you get more i think that's not okay but as far as like i don't know i

02:30:21.760 have to be very careful with my views but that i would say i'm a feminist and that feminist and that right

02:30:27.680 as far as equality is is in the system wise but as far as like me saying that um you know

02:30:35.760 i can carry my own groceries i feel like i can independent woman but if i believe a man has a

02:30:41.440 role to play in society within the woman male relationship but that's my two cents i think in

02:30:51.360 this aspect i would go more of a humanist um i think there's a lot of egalitarian uh you know i

02:30:57.840 i ain't one of them uh scientifical types but i would like to say that men go through a lot of the

02:31:04.400 same issues women go through just in a different way like body image um they have to live a certain

02:31:09.760 way or they have to eat a certain thing they have to act manly you know you can't get deodorant that

02:31:14.400 that says lavender because then all of a sudden you know you are a wimp um so that being said uh

02:31:21.600 it's okay if society just falls apart and and whichever way it goes

02:31:29.920 i don't know calista i thought the word is anti-natalism that's what you're describing

02:31:36.080 i i i think i agree with it just varies like it sometimes it's more aggressive sometimes it's

02:31:44.320 not so like in the way that i would like to be equal with other people like yes but in the way

02:31:50.080 that one is superior to the other no yeah um okay brian i guess it's going to be a debate between me

02:31:57.920 and you okay so i'm trying to remember the words there's like there's a difference between being

02:32:04.080 the same and being equal and obviously men and women on the whole are not the same but like should

02:32:08.880 they be equal more or less and there are going to be different traditional you know there's going to

02:32:14.160 be gender roles and whatnot and i think these can inform us but they shouldn't define people

02:32:18.320 and that has improved a lot it was only like in the 70s that a woman could get like a bank account

02:32:23.360 without her husband's approval or like no fault divorce i don't think was even around in some

02:32:27.440 places until the 90s and again this is that's just like in america obviously there's tons of issues

02:32:32.800 elsewhere so can feminism be toxic yeah just like everything else but i think it definitely exists

02:32:37.760 for a reason and there's a lot more work to do but you know the other thing is that

02:32:41.600 one and i don't know if this is true because i don't hang out with like men's right activists

02:32:46.960 but a lot of times when they like complain about feminism well they're not doing a bunch to address

02:32:52.480 male issues either like you know like um don't go into a feminist space complaining about male

02:32:59.440 issues when it's meant to be a feminist space complain about male issues you know literally anywhere

02:33:05.440 that's not specifically designated to be a feminist space um and i mean what if i told you that that

02:33:10.800 feminists have proactively attempted to destroy male spaces what and get rid of them it's true boy

02:33:17.600 scouts well first of all the boy scouts have a lot bigger issues than that fair enough um and

02:33:26.560 i mean i feel like again ultimately gender is a construct like what male and female mean can vary

02:33:34.960 for different people i i have something to kind of piggyback on that i i do i run a comedy night

02:33:41.200 called alley cats and a lot of dudes come and there's a lot of rape jokes and molestation jokes

02:33:47.040 and i think they're funny there's a lot of women that complain about it and the thing is you don't

02:33:52.800 know how that person on stage is processing you don't know if that comedian has been raped and that's

02:33:57.920 their part of therapy and how they're going through it you see a white dude making jokes and then it's

02:34:02.320 like oh you can't do that you know but you're going into a comedy uh show so it's all jokes

02:34:08.240 it's not not to be intended to be a speech about that it's a joke and i think that's what's happening

02:34:13.600 to a lot of male safe places i guess that what you're saying is that women are going into places

02:34:19.520 to destroy that and that's true just as men have done that to women for a long time you know at the

02:34:24.800 end of the day we just got to focus on being better if we want to survive if you want to create

02:34:30.080 a society and live forever you have to be better well i do agree with you that there's a war on

02:34:34.960 comedy for sure and we've seen that you know people getting upset over jokes we've seen with dave

02:34:41.040 chappelle we've seen it with a variety a variety of comics donald trump in general

02:34:48.960 punch up don't punch down is like a really good yeah you can punch down right i mean i mean i guess

02:34:56.880 you can i don't i don't really find it particularly funny but then but so who okay when you say punch

02:35:02.320 down can you expand on what you mean by that so are women are men not allowed to joke about women

02:35:09.280 but women are allowed to joke about men they are but like don't but isn't that punching down

02:35:15.360 you should just be funny i think if you're not funny it doesn't work and i feel like the funnier you

02:35:19.440 are the more you can get away with i don't agree that there's jokes i that things can't be funny i think

02:35:24.400 you can make holocaust jokes that are funny doesn't mean you should it's less about is something

02:35:28.800 funny and more about is this the space and the appropriate joke to tell in this space and a lot

02:35:34.880 of people just do jokes for a shock value and cringe factor and like you said which is not funny yeah

02:35:39.600 if you make it funny i'll wrap i'll laugh at a rape joke but if you just talk about you know because

02:35:44.000 i have can we call it grape grape yeah let's call it great yes or essay sn you know people make jokes

02:35:49.840 like that and it's not funny just for you know to get everyone's attention but you know i've laughed

02:35:54.240 at a grape joke here and there but it's not something i'm proud of but it can be funny i agree

02:35:58.800 with cat though you don't know how people are processing i know people specifically that actually

02:36:03.280 make jokes about stuff that's very baby insistent but it's a part of their processing allowing that

02:36:08.640 space i know people talk about um you know suicide or different things like that because they actually

02:36:15.280 were in that space and laughter allowed them to um it was therapy to them so it is true you don't

02:36:21.600 know how people process i think you know content warnings as much as people make fun of them i think

02:36:26.560 they are important for stuff like that do you need a content warning talking about grilled cheese

02:36:30.640 sandwiches probably not do you need a content warning talking about grape or uh suicide probably i think

02:36:36.560 that's a good thing maybe not in a comedy club where you know you're going in there's going to be edgy

02:36:41.280 stuff but like you know like on a facebook post if i'm making a really dark joke i will add a

02:36:45.760 content warning because people process it different ways and some people might not correct yeah it

02:36:50.960 might not be a good time okay i do agree with that like a content warning but then that's that's

02:36:56.320 people being responsible right and so a lot of times people feel like i'm not going to do all that

02:37:00.960 so it's just one of those things of you have to kind of i know it's kind of hard you have to self

02:37:05.760 advocate for yourself and and be able to process those emotions because no one is responsible for

02:37:11.200 for your most of yourself something i'm learning you know i've been in uncomfortable states where

02:37:15.360 things were happening i was like that would have been nice if i had a warrant but that's my

02:37:19.600 responsibility to remove myself and sometimes we follow people knowing darn well these are things

02:37:24.640 that are insensitive or you know so i agree with you this is america we got free speech yeah

02:37:33.200 except for andrew tate on youtube right okay that's a private company yeah they can they can do that no

02:37:39.600 but okay it is a private company but i do think the concept of freedom of speech i know that it

02:37:46.560 protects you from negative consequences from the government yeah but freedom of speech transcends

02:37:55.360 what's enshrined in the first amendment freedom of speech is a idea a concept that should be valued

02:38:01.280 on a social and cultural level beyond just the privileges and rights that have been uh given to us by

02:38:07.760 the first amendment yeah well because the constitution isn't an end-all be-all of morality so 100 i mean

02:38:14.080 they are a corporation that they are free to moderate how they choose and if they want to ban someone they

02:38:20.400 can but we should be having a discussion of well why is the social climate as such that that's happening

02:38:27.280 and should should should people being should people be deplatformed or banned um

02:38:34.640 so and it's an extremely complex question i you know the gray areas of life are usually where

02:38:42.160 these discussions are happening because you i mean there are there are places that are fairly black and white i

02:38:49.360 most people are not going to disagree that someone shouldn't like you know be

02:38:53.120 like on say youtube spreading just blatant nazi propaganda but there's some folks who do think

02:39:00.320 that's okay and it's just the close the more controversial you get the more people are going

02:39:04.480 to agree and then so andrew tate's someone who falls in that gray area where there is a lot of

02:39:08.880 disagreement about should this be allowed should this be not under what circumstances etc

02:39:13.600 so can we not all agree that bob marley the legend the bob marley was very for the people anti-political

02:39:26.880 anti-establishment he was grassroots back in the day uh like real talk right well one of one of bob

02:39:35.120 marley's best sayings he says more than once in a couple of his songs was down with isms and schisms

02:39:44.160 anything that has an ism at the end of it or a schism is something that came from the people

02:39:49.760 the government trounced on flipped it around made it this this and that and then re-presented it back

02:39:55.920 to the people to run with so they can basically crash dummy themselves trip over their own laces

02:40:01.280 politically and and have a whole lot of loud banter and rioting and protesting but go absolutely

02:40:07.680 nowhere but inverted self-destruction that comes from bob marley so for me personally anything

02:40:13.520 with an ism or a schism on it not just because of what bar marty said but just seeing for what it is

02:40:20.240 growing up i agree with them yeah okay we got super chat here from mr sam as as

02:40:26.080 as do you know i love self-empowered women i just want to say that you like marley i do let's smoke

02:40:35.600 it up and listen sometime wait i don't smoke okay super chat 20 super chat um bricks in brian

02:40:42.400 for the love of god stop making blanket over generalizations that all guys prefer girls with

02:40:46.800 the lower body count that's just not true neither i nor any of my friends prefer that you gotta get

02:40:52.800 out more bro touch grass i mean it's a sam a zam sam like which brian this the one with the eye so

02:41:02.880 so okay it is an it is a generalization i am making uh so i'm not saying all guys prefer

02:41:10.960 girls with a lower body count but i mean

02:41:12.800 do you just not care like i i'm just trying to understand wait why do you care about someone's

02:41:22.480 body count though there's i i can list off a couple reasons but i feel like this one's a good one yeah

02:41:27.840 i think i feel like you should tell i feel like you should tell us you want us to fight i feel like

02:41:31.600 you should tell us yeah this guy won't even reveal yeah like come on so so no bitch i mean the first

02:41:40.960 one is stds if someone's slept with a lot of people i think that's a big one they're more likely to have

02:41:47.440 an std so have them get tested regularly have them get tested okay so when let me ask you guys a

02:41:54.720 question of the people that have sex with a new partner for the first time do you think the would

02:42:00.320 you say that more than 50 are getting tested before they're having sex for the first time

02:42:04.720 i would say no i would say most people are hooking up things are very casual extremely casual people

02:42:10.400 are meeting at bars going home that night you think they're getting std tests so there's okay

02:42:16.320 get tested most people are not getting tested like that furthermore in addition to that in addition to

02:42:21.920 things just being incredibly casual uh jesus where do i go with this in addition to just being incredibly

02:42:29.840 casual there's no guarantee that a girl that you sleep with is only sleeping with you she could be

02:42:35.920 sleeping with one two three other men you have to assume going in if you're going on a day with a

02:42:40.720 girl if you're gonna sleep with a girl that she's fucking somebody else and she might not be honest

02:42:44.960 about it with you you can even ask you you can even be overt about it hey are you currently seeing

02:42:49.920 anyone else you think if she's really into you do you and she's sleeping with somebody else you think

02:42:54.480 she's gonna be honest no yes so that just depends on the girl like she i'm not saying all women

02:43:00.240 would lie but some women are not going to be forthcoming about the other people that are talking

02:43:05.360 to same with guys though same with guys by the way i want to make something clear women are totally

02:43:11.360 free to also have this preference of having someone who's less promiscuous who has slept with less

02:43:15.680 people that's fair and um and women can certainly have these exact same concerns that if i sleep with

02:43:22.000 someone who's promiscuous there could be an std risk so you know std risks is a big thing and also

02:43:28.640 if they're sleeping with a bunch of people you know there's some std even if you do get tested it could

02:43:33.840 be a false false negative false positive uh some stds take a while to appear some are more dormant i don't

02:43:41.680 even think they when when you go and get an std test they're not doing like a full panel for all the

02:43:47.520 stds they can they're they can but most people are going to do chlamydia gonorrhea and maybe hiv i had

02:43:53.680 to get one because the uh blood uh blood plasma donation center gave me a false negative and i'm

02:43:59.360 no longer allowed to donate ever again it's bullshit yeah so they fucked up god damn so that's 150 a

02:44:05.280 week oh my god where's the line i'm just pulling this back up just so i can reference it you gotta draw

02:44:10.000 somewhere that's true so listen i think some guys probably don't care right um some guys maybe don't

02:44:15.840 care because maybe they've never heard or thought that they most men are have very low standards

02:44:24.640 have no preferences have no boundaries or anything but you're still making a blanket over generalization

02:44:30.800 or they're just like i'll worry about it later we'll get we'll get we'll get we'll get we'll get

02:44:35.360 we'll get a shot of that penicillin later ain't worried about it a lot of guys are like that like

02:44:39.360 ah but i mean we make you make generalizations about all sorts of things i mean yeah i i would i don't

02:44:45.760 again i don't i want to make it clear i don't think every single man in the entire world cares

02:44:51.600 about body count some guys don't give a they don't care i think for long-term relationships uh

02:44:58.880 most men and i say most when i say most i i don't know what percentage breakdown that would be but i

02:45:05.120 think if you ask most men i think they would care about the woman's body count so uh and besides the

02:45:11.440 std thing so they've and they've done study on studies on this a woman who's more promiscuous

02:45:19.840 uh who's had more sexual partners is more likely to report relationship dissatisfaction in either a

02:45:28.560 long-term relationship or in a marriage more likely to um what's called more likely to end the results in

02:45:36.960 the relationship being broken up or divorce they've done studies on this so the higher the body

02:45:41.840 count the more likely uh you are to be divorced so there's that that's for women and men though

02:45:48.480 it's it's for not both but it does seem to be a bit margin according to the studies get a little

02:45:54.880 closer according to the studies it does seem to have a bigger impact on uh

02:46:00.240 uh on women the fucking population yeah we got another super chat uh this one's related so i'll

02:46:08.560 pull it up while he's pulling that up stephen they don't care about what drugs you do as long

02:46:12.560 as you're not injecting stuff with needles that's the one thing they do care about tomorrow which i

02:46:16.560 don't do or she's still here uh stephen krug five dollar super chat high body count equals statistically

02:46:21.440 more likely to foster unstable family be less committed in a relationship and end in divorce

02:46:27.680 sounds like population collapse stephen krug with the population collapse uh yeah i mean it's

02:46:34.640 oh stephen go have like go be quiver full or whatever and have 18 kids then that's your choice

02:46:40.800 my dude but yeah just to um continue addressing this thing uh let me see if i can pull this back

02:46:46.880 up again um here we go so yeah

02:46:52.320 you okay i'm fine okay i love shit shows

02:47:03.840 so i gotta get out more bro i mean i've spoken to a lot of men on this sam and uh

02:47:10.880 oh wait did you leave another one no i just left at one dollar um

02:47:14.000 um yeah i don't know hey brian yeah thanks for opening up to us yeah it's really sincere

02:47:21.200 you know thank you we support your opinions amazing i don't know if you're being facetious

02:47:29.200 you've had some hard shit happen to you i mean you're so you're like jaded as

02:47:32.880 fuck someone gives you a compliment and you're like whoa yeah what happened man yeah

02:47:39.040 what a cd do you have wait what's fake what are you talking about why would you think we're being

02:47:43.600 facetious because it's cynical so we have to ask okay who hurt you look here that's the thing

02:47:49.600 ultimately society is built on trust and you can have different levels of trust but ultimately you

02:47:54.160 have to have a little bit more of the trust a little bit more of the hope and the love first to

02:47:59.040 build a better world word word okay let me list off some other reasons why body count matters let's

02:48:07.200 see um hmm i think it's more likely that if someone's well one i just simply find it unattractive

02:48:18.400 god we wish we knew what your body count was i wish so much like nine or ten there's like some

02:48:24.720 commentary hopefully he's a very no it's just it better be i grew up in santa barbara no it's

02:48:30.160 just well here's the thing no it's just simply unattractive if someone's been totally ran through

02:48:36.880 why i love the but what does ran through i love ran through it's really aggressive and it sounds more

02:48:42.720 exciting than it actually is but can you like i want you to like this really describe to me what ran ran

02:48:48.560 through he's imagining like beat the fuck up the blue dog just like in the back seat

02:48:54.000 just gangbangs it's like a tom and jerry set up okay she never has a balanced just met the dude 20

02:48:58.960 minutes out of control down there he got some bread loaves building down there yeah okay that's what

02:49:04.000 he's imagining so i figured out why we have this podcast brian's trying to find a girl with a zero

02:49:12.000 body count no she wants a supple she's got to be 4 11. wait there's a supple version right here right

02:49:17.280 no she's got to be 4 11 with a beef curtain protruding large protruding lobby up large large

02:49:25.120 beef okay roast beef hold on hold on i take coral with that with with that incredibly offensive and

02:49:33.600 egregiously disgusting word you just say it again say roast beef how dare you bring up your

02:49:41.440 charity again is that any different than calling a dick a sausage listen up oh america all labia

02:49:47.600 matter chris pull it up people like roast beef yeah we yeah paisley fucking loves the harby's

02:49:54.160 she fucking loves anybody else like arby's i've never been to an arby's it's called an

02:50:02.640 guys please please please donate please support my non-profit organization the american network

02:50:09.200 against labia place d so mike davis this is where your money can go brandon will come to you yeah

02:50:14.560 yeah so that we can combat bigots like this guy here this this aj misogynist discriminating against

02:50:22.560 this this misogynist no he's down we all like the snack you're vegetarian tell them you're a

02:50:29.360 misogynist tell them you're massage oh no but okay how dare you sir he's a whore but listen

02:50:35.200 it it it certainly is very unfortunate that women are shamed for their if they got large labia you

02:50:42.240 hear roasty arby's wizard i have literally broke up with a girl because she had hanging when she

02:50:49.920 would walk and bend over it was visible she i'm sorry brian can you wait can you link it up or i

02:50:56.240 just i know i mean she's a beautiful girl but just just the little hang it's just i i just me

02:51:02.800 personally is she's saying if it's not tucked if it's got like a weird little bubble gum thing

02:51:07.440 popping out the side can't i just can't do it that might be that might be warts i don't mean to

02:51:12.560 discriminate but i just me personally it's a turn off it you're the opposite you're like yeah bring

02:51:17.600 on the curtain yeah he's ready to rumble is she does she live in santa barbara huh does she live

02:51:22.640 in santa barbara no he wants to hunt for treasure shoot okay all right he was close to 4 11. he

02:51:30.720 doesn't want it to be right i think there's some subreddits that like are dedicated let me read this

02:51:34.880 one here mike davis with the five dollar soup chat white bald head is the type of dude to whisper in

02:51:39.920 a stripper's ear you don't have to do so i have never actually been to a strip club is today the day

02:51:48.480 no it's not the day the same reason i don't pay for any only fans would you like to go tonight

02:51:53.440 no hey yeah it's just it's a boundary i put for myself i just don't you know it's not obviously i

02:51:59.920 super support sex workers it's just not something i personally uh engage in mike davis actually you

02:52:07.360 said that shit about me like three weeks ago dude why are you duplicating your super chat

02:52:13.600 might be a bot mike davis might be a bot like a bot with bunny oh god the ai revolution never

02:52:18.400 know if there's fucking sex robots why could there not be a sex texter or a sex

02:52:23.520 so just on i have something spicy we can just just on the uh the labia thing i also think we should

02:52:38.080 not shame men if they have a small peen um unless they like that no some men do well he's trying men

02:52:47.120 cannot get off on me shamed no no no men they're not in control of their size they're born that way

02:52:56.320 and i think it's i think it's frankly awful that men are shamed and it's acceptable it's a it's one of

02:53:05.120 the most it's acceptable it's acceptable how tall are you six feet okay there's not much of a

02:53:10.640 correlation what what are you trying to correlate no i'm helping you like there's somewhat of a

02:53:15.360 correlation but not much let's do the question we need to find some virgins for brian if anyone

02:53:20.560 knows some young virgin virgin a lot of thick labia small penises no we can go back to body

02:53:28.320 count we'll go back to body if it's really small you can get surgery for that i mean you can get

02:53:33.680 surgery for if it's not super small i mean it's not going to work super well but it's better than

02:53:37.760 it was yeah yeah again like like trans men for example sometimes get penises most i think feel

02:53:44.320 like more trans women get surgery than trans men down there you know not everyone has a huge like

02:53:49.520 vagina and like they want someone oh yeah some some everyone has someone that fits them plus

02:53:56.880 tongues tongues are a thing that exist toys and such have you uh ever thought about raising your own

02:54:04.320 stock brian for like marriage what what like you know how people like yeah like you like raise someone

02:54:12.480 for you to marry so that way they don't have a body count are you suggesting like incest no i'm more

02:54:19.360 of a grooming scenario you know like arranged marriage you like meet a family and you're like

02:54:24.480 hey i think you're so i don't need to date a a virgin but i do have a preference for women with

02:54:31.760 a lower body count if she's got large labia i'll make us i'll make an exception but uh so we can get

02:54:38.560 a close i just asked real quick brian what's up what goes through your mind when you see a woman she's

02:54:43.280 laid back spread eagle and and the labia is just boom like what do you what what's what goes through

02:54:49.520 your mind like fuck yeah like yeah more yeah wing it out girl like what's what's the kicker

02:54:57.840 i'm just curious as a man because i'm the total opposite bro if you're serious about that wanting

02:55:03.600 labia i'm a hundred percent serious i'm totally the opposite i'm a hundred percent serious genetic

02:55:08.320 or what but i'm like no i want to talk like you want a small labia i want no labia i just want a

02:55:15.920 slit and that's where i go oh barbie i can't believe i'm actually articulating why this is

02:55:23.040 a preference or like a turn on for me oh why you like labias okay uh so

02:55:27.360 because he's serious about it i know we can talk about pubic hair after that this is the best part

02:55:33.120 of the podcast so far i want to know more kick brian kick that girl out which girl um okay so

02:55:41.040 it's probably me yeah well maybe the cat lady okay by the way guys we're going to wrap in five

02:55:46.880 minutes we've got five minutes okay wait wait finish up with your no i will i will answer it so

02:55:51.920 okay brendan um i think there's a couple reasons so this shit's this might sound crazy it physically

02:55:59.760 it happens to feel i think it feels a bit better okay there's more it's like a little hug and there's

02:56:05.200 okay lips that grip okay so they they kind of although if your lady's sufficiently wet damn

02:56:12.880 brian's opening up right now i know it's really nice for getting some facts from brian i want to

02:56:18.800 know why he likes larger labia the feeling what it touches your nuts i think it when you push in

02:56:23.040 what i mean that might be nice it just it physically feels it physically feels better i can't precisely

02:56:29.520 articulate but what part of it are you feeling when you're going in and out if it's like not even it's

02:56:33.760 this way and that way yeah is it like moving around yeah but like all the motion is going to make it

02:56:38.000 like i don't know if i can articulate oh precisely you'll have to find someone who can be your

02:56:45.280 demonstration all i'm gonna say all i'm gonna say is dm me on instagram at whatever if you got one

02:56:52.080 what's up sponsor us arby's all right you know what i have an arby shirt somewhere oh my god that makes

02:56:57.920 so much sense wear it next time yeah um bring the sandwiches on do a bump we want to see you with

02:57:03.920 a roast beef sandwich uh we got sorry i didn't mean uh blad blad and pale oh cute like with the uh

02:57:15.200 with the uh five dollar brian gets on heavy when he goes to arby's facts uh okay i have a question

02:57:23.200 yeah is it do you does anyone have a problem with someone preferring clean shaven pubic hair or like

02:57:29.760 at least like styled versus wild is is it wrong to prefer that no it's not wrong no it's not wrong

02:57:36.320 to prefer that i just don't like chaos yeah it's just preference thing i feel like if you're like

02:57:40.480 forcing your girl and being like you're shaming them for being married that's like not okay but

02:57:45.040 like if that's just what you prefer and you communicate it and they're down then it's cool yeah

02:57:49.920 as a man i knew he was i think it's totally it's totally cool to have down to the skin down there like

02:57:55.520 just nice and clean you feel everything a lot more but it looks kind of weird on a guy when he's

02:58:00.640 showing down there and he's got armpit hair he's banging up here i mean where does it where does

02:58:05.360 it end consider it a trim a trim you know you just want you just want the forest to be managed but it's

02:58:10.800 but it's nice for a guy speaking when it's just smooth and just you feel more i i like my bush i want

02:58:18.160 to have an orgasm and if i shave now no i'm just saying if i shave i'm not gonna have an orgasm the hair

02:58:24.560 helps me i think there's too much friction and like it's not there's like a buffer zone that's

02:58:29.040 very 85 of you interesting nice i've never heard that very interesting that's crazy okay uh i think

02:58:35.840 we're going to end it there on the bush comment so yeah uh we definitely went a little longer than

02:58:43.360 anticipated longer so uh okay we're gonna wrap up there um

02:58:49.280 mike you missed it my body count seven or eight

02:58:56.160 thank you for tuning in tonight you could have been doing anything else but you're oh oh right

02:59:01.760 okay you could you could have been doing anything else but you're here with me i appreciate that

02:59:07.760 we we will be live again thursday at 7 p.m pacific time for our next uh dating talk show i want to thank

02:59:14.320 the lovely panel for uh joining us today thank you very much guys thank you and weird is real yeah

02:59:22.080 thank you guys for watching and we will see you next time see you guys

Whatever Podcast - February 02, 2023

Dating Talk #11

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