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00:00:00.000 Thank you.

00:00:30.480 Welcome to the Whatever Dating Talk podcast where we try to make sense of the modern dating hellscape.

00:00:35.900 I'm your host, Brian Atlas. We're just going to dive right in, have the guests introduce themselves. Go ahead.

00:00:42.240 Yeah, so my name is Alex. I am 24 years old. I am from Oklahoma City.

00:00:50.040 I do stand-up comedy, basically just in Oklahoma, and I'm an online whore as well, sometimes. 0.94

00:00:57.100 And then, what else we got? I went to a tech school in Choctaw, Oklahoma for mechanics, and I got all my certificates in that, and that's about it.

00:01:11.980 Okay. I also have a split tongue.

00:01:14.720 And your mechanic, what kind of, do you work on a specific kind of car?

00:01:19.800 No, so what it was for, I was on an engine building team for 350 small block motors, and we went around the United States to see how fast we could tear them down and put them back together.

00:01:30.980 So that was really cool. And then just the basics, of course, so.

00:01:34.860 Okay. All right. Did you, you did the tongue thing? I might have missed.

00:01:38.120 I did the tongue thing.

00:01:39.360 Okay.

00:01:39.840 I did it.

00:01:40.140 There you go.

00:01:40.460 Just for y'all.

00:01:41.040 How long ago did you have that done?

00:01:42.920 That was like June, I believe. I was just really bored with myself.

00:01:47.580 What's the healing time on that?

00:01:48.840 It was like a week. It was pretty, it was pretty gnarly.

00:01:50.660 I definitely regretted it in the very moment because I was just drooling all over my fucking self. 0.98

00:01:55.660 Okay. 0.97

00:01:56.220 But I think it's pretty cool now.

00:01:58.200 There you go. There you go. What about you?

00:02:00.600 My name is Kitty. I'm 25. I'm an influencer. I would like to go back to college because I'm not very good at college, but I'm going to try again.

00:02:12.020 Where are you from?

00:02:12.960 Oh, and I'm from Los Angeles.

00:02:14.440 All right. And you say you're an influencer. What do you do for content?

00:02:18.780 I like to bully men online.

00:02:24.240 You bully men online. Okay. 0.97

00:02:26.140 And you do OnlyFans. Is that correct?

00:02:28.500 Yep.

00:02:29.220 Okay. All right. What about you?

00:02:33.020 My name is Char. Char Gates. I'm from Oklahoma as well. Oklahoma City.

00:02:39.540 My career is, I'm an adult entertainer, mattress actress, online comedian, whore online, bully white men for money, all of the above. 0.99

00:02:53.380 Yeah. And no, I don't go to college, obviously. 0.99

00:02:57.780 Don't go to college.

00:02:58.860 No, sir. 1.00

00:02:59.120 She's a slut and she knows it. 1.00

00:03:02.940 You guys are really, with the online whore thing, you guys are just owning it. 1.00

00:03:07.080 Yeah. 0.99

00:03:07.400 Okay. There you go.

00:03:09.360 Here comes the whore. 1.00

00:03:12.260 Love that. 1.00

00:03:14.180 Hey, this is what it is. What about you?

00:03:16.860 Well, I'm going to continue the chain of I also do OnlyFans.

00:03:20.700 My name is Lavinia Roberts.

00:03:21.980 I keep my age and location private, but I do live on a farm.

00:03:27.960 The location doesn't really matter, but why the age?

00:03:31.540 Well, because I already show everything online, I can keep some things private.

00:03:37.220 Is that like an age play thing?

00:03:39.620 You want it to be. 1.00

00:03:40.560 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:03:41.300 I'm joking. 1.00

00:03:42.380 What's your age, by the way?

00:03:44.100 24.

00:03:44.780 24.

00:03:45.900 But I do OnlyFans and I did a year and a half of college and then I dropped out,

00:03:50.740 but I went for media and marketing and I was going to be a producer.

00:03:56.440 Well, we need to know the age.

00:03:57.940 I don't need your location, but we'll have to do a compromise then.

00:04:00.840 How old do you think I am?

00:04:03.580 Mid-20s.

00:04:05.040 I can go with that.

00:04:06.840 Yeah, I need an exact age.

00:04:09.140 An exact age?

00:04:09.920 Yeah.

00:04:10.380 Say you're 22.

00:04:11.120 Well, you're 22 today.

00:04:13.420 Not a minor.

00:04:15.680 Off to a good start so far.

00:04:19.760 Okay.

00:04:20.740 Okay, what?

00:04:26.760 You want to just, so we can move the show along, can you just share your age, please?

00:04:30.220 I don't share it.

00:04:31.220 Sometimes it's dangerous.

00:04:32.160 I feel like giving out your date of birth.

00:04:33.740 I'm not asking for her date of birth.

00:04:35.540 I'm just asking for her age.

00:04:37.140 I don't share it.

00:04:39.460 Why not?

00:04:41.320 For privacy reasons.

00:04:43.180 I like to keep some things private.

00:04:44.500 How would that have an impact on privacy?

00:04:46.800 How would it not?

00:04:49.460 The more information someone has about you, the more they can...

00:04:52.520 Yeah.

00:04:53.900 I don't see how maybe date of birth could do something, but your age seems kind of...

00:05:00.800 I mean, I already, like, post very, like, explicit things online.

00:05:07.960 I try to keep as much private as I can.

00:05:09.800 Yeah, do you want to leave?

00:05:10.060 Do you want to leave?

00:05:10.540 Because I'm not going to give you my age?

00:05:11.960 Yeah.

00:05:13.580 Genuinely?

00:05:15.420 I mean, look, you're already trolling.

00:05:17.360 It's the first three minutes of the show.

00:05:18.440 I swear I'm not.

00:05:18.780 I don't do it anywhere.

00:05:19.600 I mean, it's not just your age refusal.

00:05:21.960 You're kind of doing a troll along with it, so...

00:05:25.840 Wait, what makes you think I'm trolling?

00:05:28.320 Do you believe in tonality?

00:05:31.300 Oh, sorry.

00:05:32.600 Yeah.

00:05:34.100 I'm an eldest daughter.

00:05:35.940 I don't see how that's relevant.

00:05:37.140 Thank you for sharing that, though.

00:05:38.600 Do you want to just go ahead, just for the sake of moving things along, do you want to

00:05:41.720 just share age?

00:05:43.880 I don't need your date of birth.

00:05:45.320 Okay, we'll go with 21.

00:05:48.020 Doubtful, but okay.

00:05:48.800 What about you?

00:05:49.600 I'm Brianna.

00:05:50.520 I'm 19.

00:05:51.620 I'm from Los Angeles, but I go to school here.

00:05:55.100 I'm a college student, and my major is business administration.

00:05:58.840 All right.

00:05:59.420 Welcome, welcome.

00:06:00.220 What about you?

00:06:00.860 My name's Brooklyn.

00:06:01.760 I'm 22.

00:06:02.620 I went to college and got my degree in human services, but now I do OnlyFans.

00:06:07.560 Okay.

00:06:08.000 Oh, I live in Florida.

00:06:09.540 All right.

00:06:10.640 And you graduated, you said.

00:06:15.060 Okay.

00:06:16.200 All right.

00:06:17.100 What about you?

00:06:17.540 My name is Faith, and I am 26.

00:06:22.100 I am from Washington State, and I work in government.

00:06:28.240 I have a little bit of college experience, and I studied psychology.

00:06:32.920 Do you have a degree, or?

00:06:37.040 I don't.

00:06:38.180 Okay.

00:06:38.500 Sorry.

00:06:39.100 Remind me, where are you from again?

00:06:40.460 Washington State.

00:06:41.100 Washington State.

00:06:41.780 Got it.

00:06:42.120 What about you?

00:06:43.180 Yeah.

00:06:43.480 My name is Olivia.

00:06:44.940 I am 27 years old from Orange County, California.

00:06:48.820 I work as an event coordinator, social media manager, and basically design manager for a

00:06:57.180 luxury fitness company or club.

00:06:58.980 And then I have a degree in visual communications and design, and another degree in business

00:07:05.040 entrepreneurship.

00:07:06.500 All right.

00:07:07.260 Cool.

00:07:07.540 That's the introductions for everybody.

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00:07:49.600 Okay.

00:07:50.400 Going around the table once more, what is your relationship status?

00:07:56.280 I am a single mommy.

00:07:58.860 I'm a single mom.

00:08:00.220 Okay.

00:08:00.540 How old is your kid?

00:08:02.940 He's a milf.

00:08:03.920 Yeah, I am a milf.

00:08:06.000 He's two.

00:08:07.240 Going on three in November.

00:08:09.980 Okay.

00:08:10.640 He's sick.

00:08:10.960 One sec.

00:08:11.420 I have a TTS I'm going to let come through.

00:08:14.840 Mr. Underscore Nobody donated $100.

00:08:18.720 Remember, you're here to represent yourself, not to win the room.

00:08:23.200 Stay steady.

00:08:24.340 You're handling this with grace.

00:08:26.320 I'm not sure who that's for, but Mr. Nobody, thank you.

00:08:30.540 Okay, so you have a kid?

00:08:32.360 Yeah.

00:08:32.980 And you said you're single?

00:08:34.260 Yes.

00:08:34.680 Okay.

00:08:35.620 Nobody, no guy in the picture?

00:08:37.820 Yeah, I mean, obviously his dad, but we're not together.

00:08:42.860 What's the story there?

00:08:43.740 I just wanted to get married and settle down, and he didn't want to get married, and I thought

00:08:49.340 that it would be a good idea to get married before I even have the children, but obviously

00:08:53.280 that's not how it went.

00:08:54.380 He thought it was too much money to get married.

00:08:57.100 Obviously, we could have just went to the court and got married, and it just never happened,

00:09:01.120 and I didn't see it going long term after that whole thing, and then he cheated on me.

00:09:06.080 After the marriage dispute? 0.99

00:09:09.540 When I was two weeks postpartum with an OnlyFans bitch, so it kind of runs deep there. 1.00

00:09:17.320 Yeah, and that was a three-year relationship? 0.98

00:09:19.680 Yeah, it was.

00:09:20.300 Three-year relationship?

00:09:21.200 About three or four years.

00:09:22.220 Okay, and how long have you been single?

00:09:24.780 About a year.

00:09:26.020 And that was a year ago that you broke up with the father of your child?

00:09:30.320 Yes.

00:09:30.560 Okay, single for one year, any rebounds?

00:09:34.380 Yeah, here and there, but not really anything like too solid, just because I don't want to

00:09:38.680 introduce anyone to my son, because it's weird.

00:09:41.240 Yeah, you want to make sure it's the right person.

00:09:43.740 We're going to get there when the time comes.

00:09:46.700 Okay, so question though, had you, before you got pregnant, had you, by the way, was it

00:09:52.060 a planned pregnancy?

00:09:53.300 It was a planned pregnancy. 0.54

00:09:54.320 Okay, so you guys were trying to get pregnant.

00:09:55.700 I was, yes.

00:09:56.320 Yeah.

00:09:57.000 I want to have a bunch of children, and I was like, let's go.

00:10:00.180 So, because I had in mind that we're going to get married, we're going to live a beautiful

00:10:03.960 life, la, la, la, la, la.

00:10:06.180 And so I got married, not married, got pregnant, and I was like, oh yeah, he's going to marry

00:10:10.340 me.

00:10:11.840 Nope.

00:10:13.180 Psych. 1.00

00:10:13.760 And I was like, oh shit, okay. 1.00

00:10:15.740 And so just one kid though, right? 1.00

00:10:17.840 Yeah.

00:10:18.220 Okay.

00:10:18.800 And the kid is one year old?

00:10:20.220 He's two.

00:10:20.780 Two years old.

00:10:21.720 Okay.

00:10:22.480 And so, let's see, how far into the relationship did you get pregnant? 0.99

00:10:27.180 About two years?

00:10:27.740 About two years, yeah.

00:10:28.200 Two years.

00:10:28.700 Okay.

00:10:28.900 And you broke up about a year later?

00:10:30.840 Yeah, he was about six months old when we...

00:10:33.260 Now, prior to having the kid, had you guys broached the marriage conversation?

00:10:39.760 Yeah.

00:10:40.400 And it was like clear as day, we're going to get married, you know.

00:10:44.440 Oh, he said that?

00:10:45.260 Yeah.

00:10:45.680 He had his grandma's ring picked out, resized for me.

00:10:48.460 So, in my head, I'm like, okay, so anytime now, you know, we were obsessed with each other,

00:10:52.900 it was no problem, and then I fall pregnant, and I was like, okay, so he's going to propose

00:11:00.340 to me.

00:11:01.220 Never happened.

00:11:02.040 So, I was like, okay, well, now what?

00:11:04.820 And then, when I became two weeks postpartum, he lost his job because he couldn't keep his 0.98

00:11:10.420 mouth shut, and then I had to go back to work with stitches in my vagina because I had to 1.00

00:11:15.900 go back to work. 0.99

00:11:16.240 As a mechanic or...

00:11:17.180 No, I was a bartender.

00:11:19.240 Bartender.

00:11:19.920 For a long time.

00:11:21.360 I see.

00:11:21.940 Okay.

00:11:22.980 Huh.

00:11:23.680 Yeah, so it was very strange and not something that I expected to happen, but things happen,

00:11:30.820 and now I have a beautiful son out of it, and hopefully I could have more sons and more

00:11:36.380 daughters because I want a daughter next. 1.00

00:11:38.320 So, hopefully married.

00:11:39.160 Besides the marriage dispute or the dispute over wanting to get married, was there, was

00:11:48.280 the relationship otherwise good before that?

00:11:50.300 No, it was wonderful, yeah.

00:11:51.060 Yeah.

00:11:51.540 It was great.

00:11:52.000 It was just like, it was just kind of like a slow downfall, you know, you get pregnant,

00:11:57.300 things start happening, there's money issues, you know, when am I going to quit my job to

00:12:02.240 stop working, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:12:03.960 And so, and then, you know, the porn came into play when I was like two weeks postpartum,

00:12:09.920 you know, we obviously can't have sex for two months, and then I caught, you know, like 0.99

00:12:13.500 OnlyFans stuff, porn, the whole nine, and I was like, oh, fuck, okay, and then it just 0.99

00:12:20.220 slowly downhill from there. 0.99

00:12:22.080 Wait, when did you, when did you start doing OF?

00:12:25.620 This was in March, so.

00:12:28.360 March.

00:12:29.120 So, after the breakup?

00:12:30.700 Pretty close, a couple months after the breakup, about four months after the breakup

00:12:33.740 or so.

00:12:34.360 Prior to that, you'd not done any kind of sex work?

00:12:36.800 Not really, no.

00:12:38.080 No stripping or?

00:12:39.340 No, no.

00:12:39.940 Okay.

00:12:40.080 I worked at like a bar called Twin Peaks, which is kind of exploitive, but, you know.

00:12:47.240 Is it like Hooters?

00:12:48.160 It's kind of like Hooters, but I was a bartender.

00:12:50.080 Okay.

00:12:50.500 I made decent money, yeah.

00:12:51.880 Okay.

00:12:52.980 Interesting.

00:12:54.000 I love that place, though.

00:12:55.000 And do you think the, what precipitated the breakdown of your relationship was the dispute

00:13:00.280 over marriage, wanting to get married?

00:13:02.960 Yeah, probably that and just like the.

00:13:05.280 On his end, or do you think it was kind of you driving that?

00:13:08.420 Probably both.

00:13:09.320 Probably a little bit of both, like him thinking money is everything, and me being like, no,

00:13:14.300 we can just go to the court and get married.

00:13:16.180 He's like, no, that's like a whole nother situation.

00:13:18.400 And I'm like, oh, okay.

00:13:19.720 So, we're like on two different paths here.

00:13:21.440 I thought you wanted to get married to me.

00:13:22.920 Okay.

00:13:23.220 So, it's just like, very strange.

00:13:26.400 Interesting.

00:13:26.980 Yeah.

00:13:29.240 But besides the dispute over marriage, the relationship was mostly good, it sounds like.

00:13:35.700 Yeah.

00:13:35.720 I mean, we were broke.

00:13:37.120 Don't get me wrong.

00:13:38.000 We were poor.

00:13:40.200 You know, we're living in the ghetto of Oklahoma City, and we weren't making that much money,

00:13:43.740 but I thought that was just fine, because, you know, we had each other, and now I'm having

00:13:47.780 a child, and it was great.

00:13:51.180 It's interesting.

00:13:52.200 And then, you know, somehow you're too broke to get married, even though it's a $40 document.

00:13:56.740 Well, here's a question for you.

00:13:57.780 Do you think, had you not pushed on the marriage issue, you guys would still be together?

00:14:04.320 Probably not, just because there's also the postpartum stuff with, you know, having to

00:14:09.860 go back to work, because he couldn't keep his mouth shut at work, and got fired.

00:14:13.280 What do you mean, keep his mouth shut?

00:14:14.900 Did he have, like, political takes?

00:14:15.600 He had, like, an altercation.

00:14:16.980 No, he had an altercation at work, and it was, like, this whole thing that got him fired,

00:14:21.140 and if he would just shut his mouth and work, I could have been stay-at-home mom for just 0.51

00:14:25.940 a little bit more, because I feel like I definitely missed out on the postpartum of getting to

00:14:30.040 bond with my child, and that was just something I couldn't forgive, and it really ruined the

00:14:34.280 marriage, or not the relationship for me.

00:14:37.900 Also, I noticed you have a, I think it's a Nine Inch Nails tattoo.

00:14:42.980 Oh, is it My Empire of Dirt? 0.98

00:14:44.580 That's a really shitty one. 0.96

00:14:45.780 Yeah. 0.96

00:14:46.980 You should have worn something to show some of the more of the tattoos. 0.99

00:14:50.580 Oh, some of them are garbage, let's be honest. 0.93

00:14:52.620 Why, why did you get them, then? 1.00

00:14:56.260 Oh, well, you know, a lot of drunken nights.

00:14:58.820 Okay.

00:14:59.100 A lot of drunken nights.

00:14:59.880 Okay.

00:15:00.480 A lot of, uh...

00:15:01.120 So there's some tattoos that you regret?

00:15:03.260 I, I regret the placement of them.

00:15:05.380 I mean, I have beer and whiskey on my ankles.

00:15:08.380 Okay.

00:15:08.800 No, they have stories.

00:15:09.700 I don't really regret them, because they're hilarious.

00:15:11.400 Can you show, hold up the, let's see the sleeves, I guess?

00:15:14.460 Look at that.

00:15:15.280 Okay.

00:15:15.740 Amazing work.

00:15:16.520 Crazy.

00:15:17.100 The tooth on the elbow ones is kind of interesting.

00:15:20.240 The teeth.

00:15:20.780 Huh.

00:15:21.980 No.

00:15:22.340 Okay.

00:15:22.780 Enough about me.

00:15:23.500 Yes.

00:15:24.120 Enough about me.

00:15:24.840 Okay.

00:15:25.240 But in the year that you've been single, have you had, been seeing a guy one month, two

00:15:31.860 months, three months, anything like that?

00:15:33.140 I had one guy that I was kind of seeing, but with the kid, I just was like, I don't really

00:15:38.100 want to introduce anyone to my son.

00:15:40.120 And even, like, my friends, I feel somewhat uncomfortable with them meeting my son, just

00:15:46.320 because it's such a, like, dear and close thing to me that I feel like no one else should

00:15:50.740 have access to it unless I'm, like, absolutely, positively sure that I'm going to be with this

00:15:55.400 person for God knows how long.

00:15:58.280 God knows. 0.99

00:15:58.560 And he's a redhead, so I don't want him to be the ugly redheaded stepchild. 1.00

00:16:02.380 So. 1.00

00:16:02.880 Your kid.

00:16:03.560 Yeah.

00:16:03.860 And, uh, wait, I had one more question on this, but.

00:16:09.540 Can I ask her a question?

00:16:10.600 Yeah, sure.

00:16:11.140 How do you trust a man after that?

00:16:14.080 It's fairly easy.

00:16:15.980 It's fairly easy.

00:16:16.860 I love men.

00:16:17.960 I have a lot of men in my life.

00:16:19.860 My dad's awesome.

00:16:20.860 He takes care of my son when I'm, I can't, obviously, right now, even just to be here.

00:16:25.400 My dad is probably watching my son right now.

00:16:28.560 So, and I have an older brother.

00:16:30.000 I have a little brother.

00:16:30.580 Um, I respect them very much, and they've showed me that it's not all men, but some

00:16:36.460 men who are horrible.

00:16:38.320 But at the same time, I, I know how to forgive people, and that's why today I have a good

00:16:44.000 relationship with my baby daddy, because I don't take it as a fault.

00:16:48.840 I just feel like, well, okay, yeah, time to learn again.

00:16:51.520 Time to run it back.

00:16:52.540 What's the, uh, custody arrangement?

00:16:54.520 It's just 50-50.

00:16:55.720 Um.

00:16:56.040 Is it through the court, or is it informal?

00:16:58.260 No, it's just kind of informal.

00:16:59.600 Okay.

00:16:59.800 Um, uh, he gets him, I drop him off Thursday at daycare, and he picks him up that Thursday

00:17:05.460 evening, and he brings it back to me Sunday.

00:17:08.460 Does he pay you child support?

00:17:09.700 No.

00:17:10.360 Okay, do you pay him child support?

00:17:11.660 No.

00:17:11.940 Okay.

00:17:12.240 It's 50-50.

00:17:13.000 50-50.

00:17:13.820 Well, sometimes in 50-50 custody, there's still child support flowing one way or the other.

00:17:19.620 That would be insane.

00:17:20.700 Yeah.

00:17:20.820 But if he needs anything, because at this point I make more money than him, and I always

00:17:24.760 tell them if he needs anything, diapers, wipes, clothes, I will be more than happy.

00:17:29.540 Okay.

00:17:30.360 To give him child support if needed.

00:17:32.460 Yeah.

00:17:33.100 So you guys are, uh.

00:17:34.840 We have a good relationship.

00:17:36.000 A good, uh, co-parenting.

00:17:38.200 Yeah, very well.

00:17:38.820 Situation.

00:17:39.200 Well, that's good.

00:17:39.660 Very good.

00:17:40.220 And, um, you're also a comedian.

00:17:42.760 Yeah.

00:17:43.140 I do stand-up.

00:17:43.180 And I looked at your Instagram.

00:17:44.620 It's, uh, it's actually funny.

00:17:45.940 I'll give you that.

00:17:46.600 Thank you.

00:17:46.700 There's some funny stuff on there.

00:17:47.860 Thank you.

00:17:48.180 Uh, how long is your typical set?

00:17:50.900 About 30 minutes.

00:17:52.140 30?

00:17:52.700 30 minutes.

00:17:53.320 30 minutes.

00:17:53.720 No, I could do five.

00:17:54.700 I could do ten.

00:17:55.460 Can you give us three?

00:17:56.460 Three?

00:17:56.980 Maybe, uh, we should.

00:17:57.820 Oh, God.

00:17:58.600 Don't, don't put me on the spot like that.

00:17:59.980 Well, uh, you know what we'll do when I, at some points during the show I have to get

00:18:03.260 up?

00:18:03.900 Uh, we'll have you do your comedy set when I get up. 1.00

00:18:06.420 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:18:06.920 Okay. 1.00

00:18:07.280 Yeah, yeah.

00:18:08.000 Okay.

00:18:08.340 I'll do that.

00:18:08.980 What a relationship status for you? 0.98

00:18:10.620 What about you?

00:18:10.940 I'm single.

00:18:11.580 Single?

00:18:11.960 How long have you been single for?

00:18:13.820 Um, two, three years.

00:18:16.140 Two to three years?

00:18:16.940 Longest relationship?

00:18:18.660 Um, two years?

00:18:21.460 No, a year?

00:18:23.000 A year and a half?

00:18:24.760 It was a little hazy?

00:18:26.000 Yeah, it was.

00:18:27.100 Yeah, I did.

00:18:28.040 It was like after high school.

00:18:29.800 Alcohol?

00:18:29.820 Drugs?

00:18:30.180 Meth?

00:18:31.700 So, 1.5 years.

00:18:33.540 Was that the one that ended two to three years ago?

00:18:36.100 You said you've been single for two to three years?

00:18:37.580 No, that was, um, after high school, so I was like 18.

00:18:41.360 Okay, got it.

00:18:42.760 Uh, so you've been single for two, three years?

00:18:44.820 Yeah.

00:18:45.380 Um, anything?

00:18:47.660 Any, uh, prospects in that time period?

00:18:50.700 Um, yeah, I, I have.

00:18:52.840 Like, what's the longest period of time you've seen a guy in the past two, three years?

00:18:55.900 A couple months?

00:18:56.640 Or?

00:18:57.220 Um, yeah, a couple, a couple months.

00:18:59.040 Any of them that you called boyfriend?

00:19:01.220 No.

00:19:02.180 Any that you said I love you to?

00:19:03.820 No.

00:19:04.600 No?

00:19:05.040 Okay.

00:19:05.940 Uh, single for two, three years.

00:19:07.460 Also, you, uh, and I don't know if this is a bit of a, like an act or whatever, but you

00:19:13.820 dominate men.

00:19:14.840 I do, yeah.

00:19:15.760 Okay.

00:19:16.000 Uh, so you're what, I think you refer to yourself as a Dommy mommy, is that correct?

00:19:23.360 Yeah, a little unassuming, huh?

00:19:24.780 Okay, so you, you, uh, I can see it.

00:19:28.260 You, uh, make men wear leashes, apparently. 0.99

00:19:31.620 In fact, before the show, you proposed, well, why don't you tell them?

00:19:35.280 Do you, do you, do you want to put on a leash?

00:19:38.000 Well, I'll pass, thank you for the offer, but, um.

00:19:40.940 Have you tried it?

00:19:41.680 Like, I think you should try something that's.

00:19:43.920 Put a leash on me?

00:19:45.440 Yeah.

00:19:45.720 No.

00:19:46.120 What about on a girl?

00:19:47.580 Uh, on a girl?

00:19:50.520 Not a leash.

00:19:52.000 Hmm.

00:19:53.100 But, uh.

00:19:54.000 The collar, for sure.

00:19:55.160 What we're talking about.

00:19:55.760 But, uh.

00:19:58.520 Okay.

00:19:59.640 Brian.

00:20:00.480 Certain aspects, I, I keep a little private.

00:20:02.760 Okay, okay.

00:20:03.800 Yeah, but, uh, okay, so, uh, that is interesting.

00:20:07.580 And then you said you bully men.

00:20:09.600 I do, but it's all consensual, so.

00:20:12.000 All consensual.

00:20:12.960 Hmm.

00:20:14.360 I wonder if, I don't know, maybe I'll open this to the panel.

00:20:19.600 Even under a consensual framework, can there still be things that are problematic, even with consent?

00:20:26.900 I think there can, but I don't have a specific example at the moment.

00:20:33.620 I think it would probably have to be in the moment.

00:20:35.900 Like, say, if they withdraw consent, then it's like, oh, okay, like, we can stop now.

00:20:40.540 Yeah.

00:20:40.900 I mean, look, people have their kinks or whatever.

00:20:43.620 Like, I think certain sadist, sadistic acts, even with consent, I think are, can be a bit problematic.

00:20:54.980 I agree.

00:20:56.140 Yeah.

00:20:56.540 Especially when it comes to, like, a lot of the physical stuff, where there's, like, punching and slapping.

00:21:02.760 Where you're causing harm.

00:21:04.020 Yeah.

00:21:04.320 Yeah.

00:21:05.740 Yeah, I mean, it's hard to say, though, but where'd you draw the line?

00:21:09.740 But, uh, okay, so you bully men.

00:21:13.460 Because on one hand, I'm sure you get paid for it, right?

00:21:16.220 Yeah.

00:21:16.520 They pay you money, you're like a fin dom or whatever.

00:21:18.640 Yeah.

00:21:19.080 Yeah.

00:21:20.020 Do you drain their bank accounts, or do you do that?

00:21:23.120 Oh, I did.

00:21:24.240 Some dude got mad at me.

00:21:25.420 I drained three of his credit cards, and then I never heard from him since.

00:21:30.480 Have you, uh, bankrupted somebody?

00:21:33.560 I don't think so.

00:21:34.700 They've, they've never told me if, if so.

00:21:38.320 Like, okay, for example, we've, we've had some girls come on the show who say that they are, they do fin dom, and they, they drain men, and the guy wants to be to the point of bankruptcy. 0.85

00:21:52.140 And I wonder, even under a consensual framework, if this is copacetic to fucking banks, bankrupt somebody under the guise of a consensual, uh, kink. 0.81

00:22:07.960 Like, I don't know. 0.95

00:22:09.100 I just don't know where they get off of that.

00:22:09.760 How do you bankrupt somebody?

00:22:11.320 I don't get it.

00:22:11.920 Like, you drain them?

00:22:13.320 What does that mean?

00:22:13.740 Well, they, like, have a fetish or a kink. 1.00

00:22:16.180 And so part of their kink would be to be financially dominated, and they send so much money to the point that they're, like, maybe they stop being able to pay their rent. 0.76

00:22:24.900 They end up homeless.

00:22:26.320 Uh, they, you know, go into so much debt even that, yeah, they become bankrupt because they're willfully, uh, giving their money to a fin dom.

00:22:36.420 Yeah.

00:22:37.420 So.

00:22:37.880 I mean, I think it's kind of funny.

00:22:39.000 Sounds like an addiction.

00:22:39.760 It is.

00:22:40.280 Yeah, there was a guy.

00:22:41.540 It definitely would be funny if we did it to a woman. 1.00

00:22:43.600 Oh, yeah.

00:22:44.600 So if I financially dominated a woman. 0.91

00:22:46.500 It would be pretty funny.

00:22:47.040 And she, uh, was homeless because.

00:22:50.040 That would be funny.

00:22:50.740 Of my, of our consensual.

00:22:52.520 That's our choice. 0.98

00:22:53.240 That's fucking hilarious. 0.98

00:22:54.760 Yeah, but I think. 0.98

00:22:55.580 It does happen. 0.91

00:22:56.320 I mean, at what point could I, the, the fin dom person or even, uh, external observers, at what point can we be like, okay, we're taking advantage of somebody who's mentally ill. 0.93

00:23:11.540 Uh. 0.94

00:23:12.200 Yeah, maybe.

00:23:12.720 That's exactly what that sounded like, actually.

00:23:14.740 It is.

00:23:15.040 It is.

00:23:15.560 I agree completely.

00:23:16.420 Yeah, 100% is.

00:23:17.720 And so, I don't know.

00:23:19.180 I don't know.

00:23:19.800 Have you seen someone walking around on the leash? 1.00

00:23:22.580 You know how funny that shit is? 0.99

00:23:24.280 Well, I don't think people should do that in public. 1.00

00:23:25.840 Oh, no.

00:23:26.320 They shouldn't.

00:23:27.240 Because now.

00:23:27.520 But have you seen it in person?

00:23:29.640 Uh.

00:23:30.400 I've seen it a couple times.

00:23:31.160 I mean, I think the leash stuff, while it's peculiar, uh, if you do it in a, in private, I'd, not something I'd be interested in, but.

00:23:40.500 In, in live words?

00:23:41.440 I don't, I don't think that, that it's, uh, I don't think it's crossing a line of, like, some form of abuse or, really.

00:23:50.320 That's gotta be something.

00:23:51.420 I mean, that they think they're a dog or a cat.

00:23:53.740 Yeah.

00:23:53.880 And they're walking around.

00:23:54.720 They're barking. 1.00

00:23:56.860 But some people do that shit in public. 1.00

00:23:58.600 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 1.00

00:23:58.900 Do you do that in public?

00:23:59.880 I do, but it's, for me, it's not, like, sexual-ish.

00:24:04.080 It's more like a funny thing.

00:24:05.140 Like, people will see it and they go, oh, ha ha.

00:24:06.820 Oh, so, what's funny for you?

00:24:09.080 But, like, the guy you're doing it to is being sexually gratified, right?

00:24:13.900 Well, yes and no.

00:24:15.300 I've seen the guys actually do have fun, but I've never seen, like, a boner or something.

00:24:19.520 Like, I've never seen. 0.94

00:24:20.840 But you acknowledge that these, it's a sexual fetish.

00:24:24.620 Yeah, but I think, I think they mostly don't show it around me.

00:24:28.200 I think they go home and they're like, yeah, I really enjoyed that.

00:24:31.260 Thank you for this session.

00:24:32.920 Like, I've never.

00:24:35.100 Go ahead.

00:24:35.420 I think.

00:24:35.780 Continue.

00:24:36.120 Oh, sorry.

00:24:37.000 Continue.

00:24:37.700 Oh, I just said I've never had, like, they never moan or anything.

00:24:41.360 If someone walks by, they're like, oh, my God.

00:24:43.200 Do they wear a gimp mask? 1.00

00:24:45.000 No, they don't.

00:24:45.700 Do they wear just normal clothes?

00:24:47.840 Yeah, they can wear a mask if they want, if they, like, want to be anonymous.

00:24:50.720 And so you'll walk them down the street, like, a public street?

00:24:54.480 I don't do public streets often, but I have before.

00:24:56.880 You have done it.

00:24:57.740 I have, yeah.

00:24:59.100 Now, I know you want to jump in.

00:25:02.180 I'll just make my point quickly on this.

00:25:05.760 So, in the BDSM community, it's, you're not supposed to involve strangers in your kink, in your fetish. 0.99

00:25:17.060 So, like, you're kind of, you shouldn't be doing that shit in public. 0.99

00:25:21.400 I don't know. 0.99

00:25:22.040 For me, it's not really BDSM.

00:25:24.480 Well, I mean, it is.

00:25:25.220 It is.

00:25:25.520 Yeah, that's BDSM. 0.99

00:25:26.060 It is, but it doesn't really feel like it.

00:25:27.900 It doesn't feel weird.

00:25:29.220 And it's more like.

00:25:30.400 What do you feel about, like, the children that are, like, watching you walk a dog?

00:25:34.420 Oh, I've never been around children.

00:25:36.800 Because, like, BDSM, it's all on the framework of consent.

00:25:40.220 And so, if you're going into public, the people who are, like, observing you, engaging your, like, cuck or whatever. 0.99

00:25:47.560 I don't know how you would describe these guys who do this shit. 1.00

00:25:50.080 Cuck, yes. 1.00

00:25:50.540 How you would describe their, like, it's part of their fetish, their sexual fetish. 0.99

00:25:55.420 So, they're being sexually gratified in public. 1.00

00:25:57.940 Like, kind of a big no-no in BDSM to be doing that shit in public. 1.00

00:26:04.060 Hey, do it in private. 1.00

00:26:05.200 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:26:06.580 Probably should, you know, there's children out in public. 0.99

00:26:09.080 And even if it's adults witnessing it, I don't think you should do that in public.

00:26:15.220 Yeah, it's just funny to me.

00:26:17.880 And, I don't know, they're not naked or anything.

00:26:20.280 Well, yeah, I mean, absent even nudity, I still don't think people should be doing, like, BDSM displays in public.

00:26:30.140 Because they're not, these strangers aren't consenting to it.

00:26:34.340 Yeah, I guess so.

00:26:35.580 Food for thought.

00:26:36.760 Yeah.

00:26:36.940 Food for thought.

00:26:37.640 But going back to the Findom thing.

00:26:39.340 Oh, I do.

00:26:39.800 So, the question for the panel was, can you, when it comes to draining these men's money, is it crossing a threshold into taking advantage of somebody?

00:26:57.360 I've actually seen this with relationships.

00:27:00.060 So, when a woman makes more money and the guy doesn't have a job, and he's taking advantage of her money, and that's, I don't know, because she's consenting to it, but he's also.

00:27:10.520 I don't know if that's the same thing.

00:27:12.080 Not the same thing.

00:27:12.900 I don't know if it's the same thing.

00:27:14.360 No, but you talked about, like, taking advantage of a woman's money. 0.67

00:27:18.140 So, that's what I thought about.

00:27:20.040 Did you have something that you wanted to jump in on?

00:27:22.780 Yeah, absolutely.

00:27:23.560 So, first, on the performing in public, I noticed that you mentioned a lot about how it made you feel and how you felt about it, and it seemed like there wasn't a lot of consideration about how other people feel about it.

00:27:35.000 So, I just would take that into account, because how you feel about it is one thing, but that choice is within your control.

00:27:42.260 So, if you were uncomfortable with it, you would be able to not make that choice and do it privately.

00:27:46.540 However, because you're doing it in public, other people don't have that choice.

00:27:50.200 As far as the Fendom thing, I would say there is a line where you cross, where it is taking advantage of someone that's vulnerable. 0.84

00:27:59.940 I know that it's voluntary, but it's voluntary to a point, especially when people have these fetishes that become addiction-like.

00:28:11.740 Similarly, to how you get a certain amount of plastic surgery, and doctors will refuse to operate on you for ethical reasons, because it's clear that some people get addicted or it's not good for their well-being.

00:28:24.740 And additionally, you're not just considering the person, the man or whatever, who's consenting to doing these things, but that man may have a family.

00:28:30.980 And so, not only are you putting, are you taking advantage of him being in a vulnerable position, but you're putting his family in a vulnerable position.

00:28:39.860 And when you are bankrupted to that degree, it is very hard to come back from.

00:28:46.540 And so, I just think that it's unethical to take it to that point.

00:28:52.200 I get that you think it's funny, I get that you don't think it's that deep, but maybe as you grow up or widen your perspective a little bit and take others into account, you will realize that a lot of stuff is actually deep.

00:29:09.100 Anybody else want to weigh in on the topic at hand? 0.97

00:29:12.120 I think we should bring back mental institutions and start fucking packing it in there. 0.99

00:29:16.820 That's a good idea. 0.99

00:29:17.800 Why did we get rid of them?

00:29:19.640 Who got rid of that? 0.56

00:29:21.540 Was it Reagan?

00:29:22.820 Yeah, Reagan.

00:29:23.540 Ronald Reagan.

00:29:24.520 Yeah, I think it was Reagan.

00:29:25.200 Ronald Reagan defunded the, and now there's homeless people everywhere on the streets.

00:29:30.620 We need them back.

00:29:32.420 I think we should just bring them back.

00:29:34.880 Bring them back.

00:29:35.800 You know what, since we're on the topic, we have a segment kind of related to this.

00:29:40.780 It's a fun little segment.

00:29:42.460 And then we'll get the rest of everybody's relationship status.

00:29:46.280 Just curious, who here has cash on them?

00:29:54.340 I know you guys have your purses back there.

00:29:56.380 Who has cash in their purse?

00:29:58.080 Anybody?

00:29:58.740 I do.

00:29:59.300 Cash?

00:30:00.440 Cash?

00:30:01.180 No cash?

00:30:01.720 You don't have cash?

00:30:02.340 We spend it on the guy outside painting.

00:30:04.500 Okay.

00:30:05.840 Cash?

00:30:06.740 I got a dollar for you.

00:30:08.200 Cash?

00:30:08.700 You need a dollar?

00:30:09.480 Yeah, I have cash.

00:30:09.900 Do you have cash?

00:30:11.060 Do you want a dollar?

00:30:11.680 I have cash.

00:30:11.860 You got cash?

00:30:12.580 How much cash do you have?

00:30:13.540 A hundred.

00:30:14.500 A hundred.

00:30:15.360 Well, you know, this is a fun little segment.

00:30:18.500 So it's kind of a uno reverse.

00:30:22.900 So, you know, a lot of you here have OnlyFans.

00:30:26.600 You get men.

00:30:27.440 Even if you don't have OnlyFans, maybe you've had the experience of a guy just sending you money

00:30:31.200 or buying you, getting you an Uber, buying you gifts, just sending you money just because

00:30:36.720 you exist.

00:30:38.300 Role reversal.

00:30:39.140 This is a bucket list, just a little funsy thing you can do just to say you did it.

00:30:46.420 Reverse simping.

00:30:47.800 So you guys, you got cash.

00:30:49.520 I know you got more than a dollar.

00:30:50.640 Don't be stingy.

00:30:52.760 Can you, yeah, I'm just going to fin-dom.

00:30:55.240 I'm fin-doming you guys.

00:30:56.620 So can you guys go get some cash?

00:30:57.960 I got some money.

00:30:58.460 Give me the cash.

00:30:59.520 I want the cash.

00:31:00.420 You going to give me cash?

00:31:02.240 You have to, like, give me the cash.

00:31:05.240 Do you give you?

00:31:06.580 You have to be like, give me the cash now, kitty. 1.00

00:31:08.700 All right, listen.

00:31:09.560 Is that actually your name, by the way?

00:31:12.280 It's been my nickname for, like, ever, so it's kind of what I go by.

00:31:15.260 Okay.

00:31:16.500 You want a bit more of an assertive...

00:31:19.320 Act like me.

00:31:19.960 Act like me.

00:31:20.940 Like a petite Asian woman? 1.00

00:31:23.200 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:24.300 And then you have to, like, have a tone.

00:31:25.920 You're like, give me your money, kitty. 1.00

00:31:28.420 You have to tell her what you want.

00:31:29.440 $3?

00:31:30.300 I'll take it.

00:31:31.040 That's the kink, yeah. 0.96

00:31:31.520 I'm taking it.

00:31:32.120 Thank you.

00:31:34.240 Thank you, dear.

00:31:34.860 Appreciate it.

00:31:35.360 Good service.

00:31:35.740 All right.

00:31:36.440 And if you can...

00:31:37.580 Oh, you want me to...

00:31:39.920 You have to act like me.

00:31:40.920 Roll a whistle, because I'm simping now.

00:31:42.940 Just curious.

00:31:43.660 What's your...

00:31:44.120 Are you...

00:31:46.120 Cambodian? 0.93

00:31:48.060 Filipino.

00:31:48.760 Filipino.

00:31:49.220 Yeah.

00:31:49.840 I don't speak Tagalog.

00:31:51.560 That's okay.

00:31:51.940 I don't either. 0.99

00:31:52.620 I was going to fucking demand it in Tagalog. 0.99

00:31:53.940 That would have been funny, but I wouldn't have understood you. 0.99

00:31:56.020 Oh, you don't speak Tagalog?

00:31:57.020 No.

00:31:57.320 Okay. 1.00

00:31:59.220 Listen up, you fucking piece of shit. 1.00

00:32:02.920 You fucking... 1.00

00:32:04.680 I want you to get up out of your chair right now. 1.00

00:32:08.860 Go to your purse.

00:32:10.360 Mid-cry.

00:32:11.240 You need to start crying on your way over there.

00:32:14.180 Get me the money.

00:32:15.060 All of it.

00:32:15.820 All of it.

00:32:16.500 Drained.

00:32:17.200 You're about to be drained.

00:32:18.680 Okay.

00:32:19.320 That was good.

00:32:19.920 Ta-ta.

00:32:20.520 That was really good.

00:32:21.400 Was it good?

00:32:22.280 Amazing.

00:32:23.180 That's got to be Benjamin Netanyahu.

00:32:24.640 You guys seem a little excited.

00:32:24.980 That's kind of crazy.

00:32:25.680 It was exciting.

00:32:26.780 Okay.

00:32:27.000 Interesting.

00:32:28.560 Okay.

00:32:29.140 Wow.

00:32:29.620 That was...

00:32:30.760 Show us the tongue split really quick.

00:32:32.180 Let's...

00:32:33.020 Yeah.

00:32:36.100 Is it...

00:32:36.540 Was that like a revenge thing on your husband? 1.00

00:32:38.520 Like, you're missing out, bitch? 1.00

00:32:39.920 No. 1.00

00:32:40.560 I was just bored.

00:32:41.660 What does that feel like?

00:32:42.640 I was so bored.

00:32:43.540 What does it...

00:32:44.040 Does it feel any different?

00:32:44.880 In my mouth?

00:32:45.500 Yeah.

00:32:46.120 No, not really.

00:32:46.700 I may have lost my wallet.

00:32:48.560 Fake. 1.00

00:32:49.400 Bullshit. 1.00

00:32:49.960 Dude, I lost it. 1.00

00:32:51.720 Bullshit. 1.00

00:32:52.980 She doesn't want... 1.00

00:32:54.480 Hey, okay.

00:32:54.900 Whatever.

00:32:55.200 It is what it is.

00:32:55.760 It's good.

00:32:56.440 Let's continue on with the relationship status.

00:32:58.920 What about...

00:32:59.680 Single.

00:33:00.320 Single.

00:33:00.820 Okay.

00:33:01.640 How long have you been single for?

00:33:03.240 Almost a year.

00:33:04.140 One year?

00:33:04.760 Yeah.

00:33:05.040 Okay.

00:33:05.520 About 11 months.

00:33:06.200 Longest relationship?

00:33:07.280 About three, four years.

00:33:08.620 Three to four years.

00:33:10.220 It's like three and a half, yeah.

00:33:11.100 Okay.

00:33:12.700 And is that the one that ended a year ago?

00:33:14.940 Yeah.

00:33:15.900 Okay.

00:33:16.440 Who broke up with who?

00:33:19.380 Um...

00:33:19.860 It was like mutual.

00:33:23.580 Mutual.

00:33:24.200 Okay.

00:33:24.660 I don't know. 0.72

00:33:25.060 I kind of like ran away from Florida to get away from him because he's a little crazy.

00:33:29.740 But... 0.99

00:33:29.880 He's crazy. 0.96

00:33:30.480 Okay.

00:33:31.240 And in the past year, have you dated anybody?

00:33:37.100 Any relationship?

00:33:38.000 No.

00:33:38.960 Anything?

00:33:39.420 Okay.

00:33:41.440 And then I do have a question about the exotropia or the lazy eye.

00:33:47.000 Of course.

00:33:47.820 Okay.

00:33:48.340 And so you weren't born with it.

00:33:50.520 Well, what's the story there?

00:33:52.040 I have a twin brother and he stole some of my money and wouldn't give it back.

00:33:56.160 So I, you know, shoved him and he just knocked me out, yeah.

00:34:01.200 He knocked you out.

00:34:02.100 Yeah.

00:34:02.340 Like punched my eye out quite literally.

00:34:04.340 Like he tore my retina. 1.00

00:34:05.340 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:34:05.820 Like I have like... 1.00

00:34:06.680 Like in this eye, it's 20-20 in this one.

00:34:08.920 This one is 20 over 280.

00:34:10.320 So I can barely see. 1.00

00:34:11.320 Shit. 1.00

00:34:11.780 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:11.960 Okay.

00:34:12.480 Yeah.

00:34:12.900 And...

00:34:13.740 Peripherals are amazing though, I will say.

00:34:15.420 You got good peripherals.

00:34:18.140 Peripherals.

00:34:18.440 You can be over here, think I don't see you.

00:34:20.320 I see you.

00:34:21.340 That's like a survival adaptability thing.

00:34:24.940 Oh, 100%.

00:34:25.740 Now it's...

00:34:26.940 You can see it.

00:34:27.540 Okay.

00:34:28.700 And so which...

00:34:30.700 It's the...

00:34:33.160 Can you guess?

00:34:33.720 It's the left eye that's the more functioning.

00:34:36.200 Which left?

00:34:38.920 That.

00:34:39.640 Yeah.

00:34:40.440 Okay.

00:34:40.880 Yeah.

00:34:41.820 And is there a way...

00:34:43.880 Is there like a surgery for that?

00:34:45.700 So I've actually...

00:34:47.240 I am signed with like a modeling agency and they've like tried having me go and see if

00:34:52.060 I can get a surgery and I've had three doctors not recommend it.

00:34:55.740 It's not definitive for one and every time they do it to straighten it out, I could lose

00:34:59.980 like more eyesight in that eye.

00:35:02.000 Yeah.

00:35:02.320 So it's not worth it to me.

00:35:03.480 It's a sensitive area.

00:35:04.920 Yeah.

00:35:05.220 So... 1.00

00:35:06.060 Damn. 1.00

00:35:06.400 That's crazy. 1.00

00:35:07.480 Your brother, you...

00:35:08.660 Are you guys on good terms or...

00:35:11.900 I mean, we cool, yeah.

00:35:14.000 Did you stab him afterwards or something?

00:35:16.320 No.

00:35:16.880 Did you get revenge?

00:35:17.940 Not yet.

00:35:18.660 Not... 0.99

00:35:18.900 Oh, oh shit. 0.99

00:35:19.820 Not yet. 0.99

00:35:20.380 How...

00:35:20.620 And how long ago was this?

00:35:21.980 I was 17.

00:35:22.980 I'm 17.

00:35:23.340 I'm 17.

00:35:23.640 Yeah.

00:35:23.720 Okay.

00:35:24.080 So that was like seven-ish years ago.

00:35:26.560 Mm-hmm. 1.00

00:35:27.020 Shit. 1.00

00:35:28.240 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:28.460 I don't know if my sibling fucked my eye up. 0.70

00:35:34.760 I think that's a no contact... 0.93

00:35:36.880 That's like a...

00:35:38.060 What's it called when you like distance yourself from like a estranged?

00:35:43.600 Yeah.

00:35:43.820 Estrange yourself?

00:35:45.540 Yeah.

00:35:45.880 I'm like...

00:35:46.480 I'm pretty...

00:35:47.240 I don't like talk to him normally. 0.98

00:35:49.180 Like when I see him, it's like at family shit, you know? 0.99

00:35:51.680 Wait. 0.99

00:35:51.880 So he stole some of your money.

00:35:54.380 Yeah.

00:35:54.820 And then you confronted him.

00:35:56.240 Yeah.

00:35:57.120 And then he knocked you out or...

00:35:59.140 I shoved...

00:35:59.760 I...

00:36:00.060 You put hands on him.

00:36:01.520 I shoved him.

00:36:02.300 So therefore... 1.00

00:36:03.480 Shit. 1.00

00:36:03.940 I deserve to get my eyesight knocked out. 1.00

00:36:06.340 God forbid. 1.00

00:36:07.080 The white girl catches emotion. 1.00

00:36:09.820 Well, I mean, shit. 1.00

00:36:10.820 Family... 1.00

00:36:11.940 Look, people shouldn't put their hands on anybody, but... 0.99

00:36:13.820 Kind of a fucked up situation. 0.98

00:36:19.080 Yeah. 0.98

00:36:19.760 And how...

00:36:21.640 Are some guys into it?

00:36:23.240 Like in terms of dating?

00:36:24.200 It's a dating podcast.

00:36:25.440 Does it present any issues? 0.71

00:36:28.060 So, I mean, as somebody who doesn't honestly give a fuck about dating, I don't... 0.84

00:36:33.040 I wouldn't know. 0.95

00:36:34.740 I honestly am the one that lets down more men than I get let down.

00:36:40.840 You reject.

00:36:41.540 Yeah.

00:36:41.820 That's normal for women, though. 1.00

00:36:42.740 I actually think it could be a positive for like an autistic guy. 0.93

00:36:49.860 It's a kink for a lot of men. 0.77

00:36:51.960 Some guys might...

00:36:53.660 It could be a kink. 0.95

00:36:54.840 But I think like because autistic men, like eye contact... 1.00

00:36:57.620 Eye contact.

00:36:59.200 ...can be an issue.

00:37:00.800 So, I almost think like sometimes...

00:37:04.000 You know, also sometimes...

00:37:05.960 Okay, look, I'll go there.

00:37:07.000 Listen, you're not even lying.

00:37:08.100 I'm...

00:37:08.380 Continue.

00:37:09.400 I'm listening.

00:37:09.680 So, I'll go there.

00:37:10.680 Like sometimes...

00:37:11.740 Go there. 0.98

00:37:12.840 ...girls just be like looking at you during sex. 1.00

00:37:15.600 And it's like sometimes that's okay.

00:37:18.760 But also it's like, can you just...

00:37:21.060 Can I just cover your face with like my t-shirt or something?

00:37:24.160 And so, I feel like you're halfway...

00:37:27.300 Like I feel like it'd be less if you were looking at me.

00:37:29.820 I wouldn't feel as much intensity.

00:37:32.020 Yeah.

00:37:32.240 You probably wouldn't feel as bad.

00:37:34.280 Yeah.

00:37:35.400 Yeah.

00:37:35.880 Well, as bad.

00:37:36.640 That's understandable for sure.

00:37:38.000 No, but it's just like sometimes she's just looking at me.

00:37:39.960 I'm like, can you look away?

00:37:41.180 You know?

00:37:41.740 So, I feel like you're...

00:37:42.920 That's when you put your foot on my head. 1.00

00:37:44.600 I'm trying to...

00:37:45.200 Silver lining this.

00:37:46.440 I'm trying to...

00:37:47.600 You know, the silver lining of the situation.

00:37:49.620 I'm not mad.

00:37:49.720 Yeah.

00:37:51.220 Fair enough.

00:37:52.960 But are you looking at me right now?

00:37:55.100 I mean, I'm trying to.

00:37:56.300 Can you tell?

00:37:57.100 But because...

00:37:57.900 Okay, I'm...

00:37:59.020 By the way, I...

00:37:59.860 We talked before the show and she totally cleared this convo.

00:38:03.280 Um...

00:38:04.280 Because it kind of looks like you're looking at her.

00:38:20.420 I'm trying to look at you.

00:38:23.640 Yeah.

00:38:24.100 Now you can see, can you?

00:38:25.240 Oh, okay.

00:38:25.700 Yeah.

00:38:25.900 Okay.

00:38:28.280 It's...

00:38:28.840 I feel like that's...

00:38:30.000 It's actually kind of a come up.

00:38:31.700 It is for sure.

00:38:32.440 It's a come up.

00:38:32.840 Because people think I'm not looking at them.

00:38:34.700 I am.

00:38:35.780 Yeah.

00:38:36.420 She's looking at her.

00:38:37.920 I'm looking at her.

00:38:39.200 You.

00:38:39.440 You.

00:38:39.580 You.

00:38:39.880 Her.

00:38:40.820 Yeah.

00:38:41.060 The wall, maybe?

00:38:42.160 I am looking at the wall for sure.

00:38:43.840 Oh, yeah.

00:38:45.420 Everything.

00:38:46.000 It's a full 280 almost.

00:38:47.960 Yeah.

00:38:49.360 And you're a comedian also.

00:38:53.000 Unintentionally, yeah.

00:38:53.780 Unintentional.

00:38:54.140 Mm-hmm.

00:38:54.360 Comedian.

00:38:55.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:56.600 Damn. 1.00

00:38:57.580 I don't know. 1.00

00:38:58.020 You got to do something to your brother.

00:38:59.700 Like an eye for an eye.

00:39:02.060 Literally.

00:39:02.840 Mm-hmm. 0.99

00:39:04.580 Like you got to take one of his balls or something. 1.00

00:39:06.680 Mm-hmm. 1.00

00:39:07.560 Just kidding.

00:39:08.380 Mm-hmm.

00:39:09.320 Not just kidding.

00:39:10.660 Okay.

00:39:11.080 Uh, relationship status?

00:39:12.660 Um, I've been single for two, three-ish years.

00:39:17.900 Okay.

00:39:18.560 Uh, longest relationship?

00:39:20.100 Three and a half.

00:39:22.300 Maybe four.

00:39:23.620 It was a while ago.

00:39:25.020 Three and a half.

00:39:25.860 Okay.

00:39:26.740 Uh, all right.

00:39:29.020 And is that the one that ended two to three years ago?

00:39:31.980 Yeah.

00:39:32.280 When did you start OnlyFans?

00:39:34.880 Um, a couple years ago as well.

00:39:37.640 Was it before the breakup or after?

00:39:39.360 It was after the breakup, but the reason that we ended things was because he found out I was a stripper.

00:39:46.660 You were a stripper? 1.00

00:39:48.680 Okay.

00:39:48.920 Before OnlyFans, yes.

00:39:50.420 Hmm.

00:39:51.580 You didn't know that, like, do you?

00:39:53.520 Well, it was really toxic.

00:39:55.980 Um, we would, like, break up, get back together, break up, get back together.

00:39:58.620 Um, he was slightly abusive as well.

00:40:02.560 He actually called the cops on me one time and then, like, got really close with my grandma and my mom went through my grandma's phone and found out she was, like, texting him under, like, a broken heart emoji.

00:40:14.620 It was really messy.

00:40:15.900 It was weird.

00:40:17.300 It was really weird.

00:40:18.480 Um, wait, so.

00:40:20.220 Did you say your ex liked your grandma?

00:40:23.500 I.

00:40:24.400 Mm.

00:40:24.840 What?

00:40:25.460 Or your grandma liked her ex.

00:40:27.180 I think it was a little bit of both, both ways.

00:40:29.280 He had mommy issues and my grandma has issues as well. 0.99

00:40:36.140 And.

00:40:36.600 Do you have issues?

00:40:37.900 Probably.

00:40:39.160 Okay.

00:40:40.000 And my parents didn't want us together anymore because he was abusive and I, like, told him about it.

00:40:44.500 But my grandma would let us hang out together at her house.

00:40:47.920 So I'd, like, go to her house to, like, hang out with my boyfriend on the couch.

00:40:52.080 And then I broke up with him because things were bad.

00:40:54.640 I guess grandma and him kept hanging out, though.

00:40:56.920 Oh.

00:40:58.160 Interesting.

00:40:59.120 Yeah.

00:40:59.480 So when, on one of the weeks that we weren't together, I decided to go to the club and audition.

00:41:06.140 And I got accepted.

00:41:07.660 And then the next week when we were back together, he told me that his dog needed surgery.

00:41:11.760 So I offered to pay for the surgery because I loved his dog.

00:41:14.960 And he was, like, how do you have so much money?

00:41:16.840 And I told him I started stripping.

00:41:19.100 And then he wanted nothing to do with me after that.

00:41:21.980 And he would, like, chase after me.

00:41:23.340 I'd be, like, I'm done with you. 0.92

00:41:24.360 Like, you're toxic. 0.99

00:41:25.040 Leave me alone. 0.99

00:41:25.980 And he'd, like, come for me.

00:41:28.700 Like, get me back.

00:41:29.800 Like, determined to get me back.

00:41:31.100 And as soon as he found out I started stripping, he wanted nothing to do with me.

00:41:34.860 And it was definitely a blessing.

00:41:37.520 Okay.

00:41:38.080 Got it.

00:41:39.160 What about you?

00:41:40.160 I have been in a relationship for two years now.

00:41:44.220 Yeah.

00:41:44.500 Two years.

00:41:45.200 Okay.

00:41:45.340 Well, it's going to be two years on the 11th.

00:41:50.180 Yeah.

00:41:50.480 And is this your longest relationship?

00:41:52.380 My first and longest.

00:41:53.840 Yes.

00:41:54.320 First and longest.

00:41:55.460 So, like, you guys met in high school?

00:41:57.560 So, we were actually best friends for, I would say, three years almost.

00:42:04.320 Like, best, best friends.

00:42:05.960 We actually met in March or February of 2022, if I'm not mistaken.

00:42:14.780 So, actually, a little less than that.

00:42:16.820 But, yeah.

00:42:18.020 Okay.

00:42:18.300 We were best friends.

00:42:19.860 And we both really liked each other.

00:42:25.200 But we didn't think that the other reciprocated the same feelings.

00:42:28.740 And then, one day, we just confessed it at the same time.

00:42:34.820 And he asked me to be his girlfriend ten days later.

00:42:40.800 And we've been together ever since.

00:42:43.840 Okay.

00:42:44.340 Got it.

00:42:45.140 And what's your tattoo say here?

00:42:47.440 It's my grandparents' names in Russian.

00:42:50.400 Okay.

00:42:50.760 So, are you Russian?

00:42:51.800 Yes.

00:42:52.080 I'm Russian and Ukrainian.

00:42:53.940 Okay.

00:42:54.640 Do you speak Russian?

00:42:55.720 It was my first language.

00:42:57.220 Oh, were you born?

00:42:58.200 No, but I didn't speak English until I was about almost seven years old due to me going to Russian daycares, preschools, and kindergarten when I was younger.

00:43:12.380 And remind me, you're from California or where are you from?

00:43:15.140 Los Angeles.

00:43:15.980 Okay.

00:43:16.420 Got it.

00:43:17.040 Interesting.

00:43:18.160 All right.

00:43:18.960 Do you have Russian citizenship or Ukrainian citizenship?

00:43:21.760 I do not.

00:43:22.320 I've never been.

00:43:23.100 But are your parents there, did they first-generation immigrants?

00:43:28.820 Yeah.

00:43:29.140 They left at the split of the Soviet Union.

00:43:31.920 1989?

00:43:32.880 I believe so, if I'm not mistaken.

00:43:34.560 Okay.

00:43:35.060 But my dad left.

00:43:37.220 My mom left around the same time from Kiev, Ukraine.

00:43:41.740 And then they met in L.A.?

00:43:43.840 They met here, yes.

00:43:44.780 Oh, there you go.

00:43:44.860 They have been together for 20 years.

00:43:49.980 Okay.

00:43:51.060 More?

00:43:51.580 25?

00:43:52.280 Gotcha.

00:43:53.240 And this boyfriend of yours, you said only boyfriend, first boyfriend?

00:43:56.820 I have had little, like, situations in the past, but nothing I would really consider a boyfriend.

00:44:03.380 True.

00:44:03.660 Maybe on the other person's end, but definitely not mine.

00:44:07.240 Got it.

00:44:07.460 100%.

00:44:08.140 What about you?

00:44:09.700 I've been single for, like, six years.

00:44:11.820 Six years?

00:44:12.520 Yep.

00:44:12.940 I haven't dated since.

00:44:14.260 I mean, I tried to date in college, but it was not successful.

00:44:17.540 Interesting.

00:44:18.580 Single for six years.

00:44:21.700 Have you ever, well, you've had a boyfriend, though?

00:44:24.480 Mm-hmm.

00:44:25.040 I had one.

00:44:25.780 For how long?

00:44:27.340 I think two years, maybe.

00:44:30.460 It was my sophomore year of high school.

00:44:31.980 Two years.

00:44:32.860 Okay.

00:44:33.800 Who broke up with who?

00:44:35.000 I broke up with him.

00:44:36.140 Any reason?

00:44:37.460 Um.

00:44:38.540 Was it the end of high school?

00:44:39.700 He was kind of controlling.

00:44:40.520 Controlling?

00:44:41.020 Yeah, towards the end of him, he was graduating, but he was really controlling and, like, would

00:44:45.900 say he's embarrassed by me, like, in public.

00:44:48.020 He was embarrassed by you? 0.57

00:44:49.000 Yeah, I'd act, like, silly or goofy or do something cringey and say I was embarrassing.

00:44:53.640 Just wasn't good.

00:44:55.220 Okay.

00:44:56.300 Single for six years.

00:44:57.660 So, in that six, and you said you tried to date in college.

00:45:00.620 Yeah, so I, like.

00:45:01.240 But unsuccessfully?

00:45:02.580 Yeah.

00:45:02.940 So, like, would you hook up with guys, but it wouldn't go further, kind of, or?

00:45:08.040 Yeah, I went to a Catholic school.

00:45:10.320 For high school or for college?

00:45:12.120 And I went a little crazy and.

00:45:15.920 In Catholic school?

00:45:16.660 Yeah.

00:45:17.140 And no one liked that.

00:45:18.360 Can you stay at school?

00:45:19.340 No, I'm scared to.

00:45:20.160 That's fine.

00:45:20.540 Yeah.

00:45:20.700 Um, you went a little crazy.

00:45:23.320 Mm-hmm.

00:45:24.080 Uh, what does that mean?

00:45:25.840 I hooked up with a lot of guys and.

00:45:27.660 Any girls? 0.90

00:45:27.960 I probably should have, no, I should have spread it out.

00:45:30.200 I was on the track team and I did too much track, guys.

00:45:33.700 You did too much track, guys.

00:45:35.760 It was a mistake.

00:45:37.180 Too much track, guys.

00:45:38.320 What about, uh, well, track and field encompasses a lot of different events, you know.

00:45:43.940 Yep.

00:45:44.080 Javelin?

00:45:45.020 Yep, that was good.

00:45:46.120 What about the disc toss or whatever?

00:45:47.940 He did that too, yeah.

00:45:48.580 What, what's the, the rock throw?

00:45:50.300 What is that?

00:45:50.940 Uh, shot put.

00:45:51.800 Shot put?

00:45:52.340 Mm-hmm.

00:45:52.540 The shot put?

00:45:53.260 Yep.

00:45:54.880 Sprinters or any sprinters?

00:45:56.860 Um, more distance.

00:45:57.420 I was a distance player.

00:45:57.880 You were a distance.

00:45:58.780 Mm-hmm.

00:45:59.220 You prefer the distance.

00:46:01.040 We hung out more.

00:46:01.660 They last longer.

00:46:02.460 We hung out more.

00:46:03.600 Um, and, uh, any other athletic?

00:46:07.640 I liked rugby a lot.

00:46:08.880 The, the rugby guys.

00:46:10.160 Okay.

00:46:11.160 Yeah.

00:46:13.140 Did you do the whole basketball team?

00:46:15.620 Yeah.

00:46:15.680 Football team?

00:46:16.060 No, basketball.

00:46:16.740 We had a really good basketball program.

00:46:18.080 They weren't, they didn't really go out that much.

00:46:20.580 Okay. 0.97

00:46:21.020 So the, you just fucking ran through these track dudes. 0.97

00:46:25.560 Uh, what about, um, and the rugby team? 0.99

00:46:30.420 Mm-hmm.

00:46:31.500 The forwards or the backs?

00:46:33.200 I don't honestly know anything about rugby.

00:46:35.160 Yeah, yeah.

00:46:35.720 Uh, it was rugby union.

00:46:38.220 What's that mean?

00:46:39.360 Well, there's rugby, I don't, I mean, I'm assuming it was rugby union if it was played in the U.S.

00:46:43.700 But there's rugby union, rugby league, rugby sevens.

00:46:48.920 I don't know.

00:46:50.000 It was a college team.

00:46:51.140 We were division one.

00:46:52.580 Okay.

00:46:53.000 Mm-hmm.

00:46:54.480 Wow.

00:46:55.120 Good times.

00:46:56.000 Uh, a lot of partying too.

00:46:57.460 Yeah, it was a lot.

00:46:57.860 Was there alcohol or drugs involved?

00:46:59.720 Alcohol, yeah.

00:47:00.500 Just alcohol?

00:47:01.420 Yep.

00:47:01.940 Okay.

00:47:02.460 Meth?

00:47:03.120 No. 1.00

00:47:05.340 Dammit. 1.00

00:47:06.000 Heroin? 1.00

00:47:06.700 No, no.

00:47:07.180 Okay. 0.99

00:47:07.380 Goddammit. 0.99

00:47:08.440 Cocaine?

00:47:09.520 Okay, I can't.

00:47:10.140 A little bit of the cocaine.

00:47:11.540 Here, I'm gonna, I have more questions, but we have a TTS coming in.

00:47:15.500 Vector donated $100.

00:47:16.800 TTS is $100, by the way, guys.

00:47:18.200 Therefore, we'll share her intimate parts to random degenerate men for money, but her age 1.00

00:47:23.180 is a no-no.

00:47:24.420 Age is not as private as your private parts.

00:47:27.720 At least it seems that way to me.

00:47:30.780 It's kind of like, you know, party foul.

00:47:34.860 Spilling my drink over here.

00:47:36.220 It's kind of, you know, what this, you said you stripped, right?

00:47:39.340 You're a stripper? 1.00

00:47:40.260 Mm-hmm.

00:47:40.720 It's like they don't share their real name, you know, but they'll show you their hoo-ha. 0.79

00:47:45.160 Yeah, it's just like the opposite for me.

00:47:47.780 Most people, their age is more public and not their body parts, but because my body parts

00:47:54.220 are not private, I keep what I can.

00:47:58.500 And, uh, okay.

00:47:59.960 Thank you, Vector, for the TTS.

00:48:01.360 Yes, reminder, guys, TTS is $100 today.

00:48:04.240 $100 TTS.

00:48:05.620 It is lower than usual.

00:48:07.020 One of my fans gave you something.

00:48:08.860 Oh, yeah, we'll get that pulled up.

00:48:10.080 He sent in the Super Chat, so we'll pull that up in a moment.

00:48:12.540 Okay, so you went wild in college.

00:48:14.420 What about after college?

00:48:15.420 Still wild?

00:48:16.560 Um, so I started OnlyFans my senior year, so unfortunately...

00:48:19.820 Of high school?

00:48:20.440 Of college.

00:48:21.060 Oh, of college.

00:48:21.780 Okay.

00:48:21.980 I don't know about you.

00:48:22.800 So...

00:48:23.240 I mean, some people do that.

00:48:24.660 Someone hacked my Snapchat and leaked me all over, like, these forums and these revenge

00:48:28.900 porn pages, and I was really broke in college, working minimum wage on the weekend while also

00:48:33.400 doing sports, and I was like, you know what?

00:48:35.880 I'm going to try OnlyFans, see if I make a little bit of alcohol money, and the rest has

00:48:39.720 been history.

00:48:41.160 Okay.

00:48:41.860 And, uh, so you've been doing OF for how long again?

00:48:46.620 Um, two years.

00:48:50.660 Two years.

00:48:51.300 And wait, you graduated college?

00:48:53.420 Mm-hmm.

00:48:54.760 What did you get your degree in?

00:48:56.920 Human services, which is ironic.

00:48:58.580 Human services.

00:49:00.980 One way to service humanity, I guess.

00:49:04.280 Um, okay.

00:49:07.380 So started OF.

00:49:08.900 Wait, are you actually 22?

00:49:10.840 I'm 23, okay.

00:49:11.820 You got me.

00:49:12.640 I'm actually 23.

00:49:13.460 The timeline is not adding up.

00:49:14.500 I just feel like, I don't know, people are crazy.

00:49:16.900 I feel like this might be like a...

00:49:18.280 They have birthed this bad, my social's been hacked, like...

00:49:20.060 Like a ploy to act 18 all the time.

00:49:22.800 Eh, it's fine, it's fine.

00:49:24.300 Uh, okay, so, uh, single for six years, but, you know, what's the longest period of time

00:49:33.280 in the past six years that you've seen a guy, even if it's all casual, off and on, longest

00:49:39.740 period of time?

00:49:41.760 Um, like in the past year?

00:49:43.740 Six years.

00:49:44.440 Oh, six years.

00:49:44.920 Um, because you said you've been single, right?

00:49:46.080 Yeah.

00:49:46.220 For six years?

00:49:46.660 Yeah.

00:49:48.320 Um, it would be a couple months.

00:49:51.180 I'm not sure exactly how long.

00:49:53.340 Mm-hmm.

00:49:53.820 Maybe like five months.

00:49:55.120 Five months.

00:49:56.040 But never like a year or anything.

00:49:59.200 Have you, uh, called any of these guys who you've seen in the past six years your boyfriend?

00:50:04.040 No.

00:50:04.700 Have they called you girlfriend?

00:50:06.780 No.

00:50:07.000 Have you said I love you?

00:50:09.340 Mm-mm.

00:50:10.280 Ever?

00:50:11.220 Well, I have, I had a boyfriend once.

00:50:12.480 To the, to the two-year guy, okay.

00:50:13.520 Yeah.

00:50:13.580 But not in the past six years?

00:50:14.660 Yeah, no.

00:50:15.220 Okay, I see.

00:50:16.020 What kind of content do you do on OF?

00:50:17.500 Is it boy, girl?

00:50:19.000 Yeah, I do everything.

00:50:19.820 You do BG content?

00:50:20.840 Mm-mm.

00:50:20.860 Okay.

00:50:21.760 All right.

00:50:22.720 Uh, interesting.

00:50:25.480 What about you?

00:50:28.160 I'm married.

00:50:29.300 Married?

00:50:30.020 Okay.

00:50:30.520 Longest relationship?

00:50:32.620 Uh, a little over six years.

00:50:34.300 Is that your current relationship?

00:50:37.000 Yes.

00:50:38.180 Okay.

00:50:38.580 Married for how long?

00:50:41.060 Um, seven months now, I think.

00:50:45.940 So together six years, married seven months?

00:50:48.760 Mm-hmm.

00:50:49.220 Okay.

00:50:49.820 Do you have kids?

00:50:50.860 No.

00:50:51.540 No kids.

00:50:52.300 All right.

00:50:53.520 And, uh, any boyfriends prior to your husband?

00:51:00.460 Um, uh, yes.

00:51:06.260 I, kind of, yeah.

00:51:08.880 Kind of?

00:51:09.460 Okay.

00:51:10.160 All right.

00:51:10.460 What about you?

00:51:11.740 Yeah, I am in a relationship with, um, planning engagement for within the year.

00:51:17.560 So you guys are engaged?

00:51:19.360 Uh, no.

00:51:20.080 We've discussed marriage and we're planning on getting engaged within the year and married

00:51:24.200 within the next two.

00:51:25.200 How long together?

00:51:26.400 Um, surprisingly only four months, but it was like a love at first sight kind of crazy

00:51:31.500 deal.

00:51:33.160 Interesting.

00:51:34.000 Okay.

00:51:35.340 Longest relationship?

00:51:36.800 Uh, three years.

00:51:37.780 Three years.

00:51:38.280 When did that end?

00:51:39.380 That ended back in 2021.

00:51:42.020 2021.

00:51:42.760 Okay.

00:51:43.780 Uh, four months together.

00:51:46.540 Already planning the, do you have any kids with anybody?

00:51:49.300 Nope.

00:51:50.120 And then do you have any kids?

00:51:52.160 I don't have any kids.

00:51:53.180 No kids.

00:51:53.700 Okay.

00:51:54.680 All right.

00:51:55.200 That's everybody's, uh, relationship status.

00:51:57.500 We have a super chat here.

00:52:00.380 You get to read it.

00:52:01.240 Go ahead.

00:52:01.860 To make up for the money Kitty shorted you on. 0.78

00:52:03.960 Also, would Kitty let herself get walked like a dog by a 5'3 Mexican guy? 0.99

00:52:08.180 5'3.

00:52:10.160 Yeah.

00:52:10.480 5'3, yeah.

00:52:11.160 Oh, man.

00:52:12.240 Interesting.

00:52:13.140 Explain yourself.

00:52:14.080 Yeah.

00:52:14.400 He, uh, he had to cover me.

00:52:17.320 Sorry.

00:52:18.380 But, um.

00:52:19.260 The money's in there.

00:52:20.140 The money's there.

00:52:22.580 But, um, no, because my knees hurt if I'm on my knees.

00:52:27.340 So, I wouldn't get walked.

00:52:29.440 It actually hurts.

00:52:31.660 I'm sorry.

00:52:33.000 It wouldn't.

00:52:33.400 Uh, Daniel, thank you for the super chat.

00:52:35.040 Appreciate it.

00:52:35.720 We have a message here from.

00:52:38.260 EQ'd Marta donated $100.

00:52:40.640 Thank you, man.

00:52:41.260 Alex stands out like a sore thumb on the panel, but I've never wanted to be a Band-Aid so bad.

00:52:47.320 I need a selfie while you're still in L.A., bro.

00:52:50.120 Who's Alex?

00:52:51.740 Oh.

00:52:52.400 Okay.

00:52:53.020 Yeah.

00:52:53.620 I want a selfie.

00:52:54.860 You can come get a selfie.

00:52:56.460 Okay.

00:52:57.140 Do you know this person?

00:52:58.120 Or just.

00:52:59.120 Thank you for the TTS, man.

00:53:00.700 Really appreciate it.

00:53:02.480 Okay.

00:53:02.880 Thank you for the $100.

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00:55:32.200 Yeah.

00:55:32.300 Oh, quick public service announcement.

00:55:35.300 I'm the founder of the nonprofit movement and grassroots movement, Big Labia Matter, or BLM for short.

00:55:42.600 Because all labia can't matter until Big Labia Matter. 0.99

00:55:48.120 As someone who only dates women with large labia, this is an important issue for me. 0.99

00:55:55.780 Like sometimes I cry at night thinking about it. 0.99

00:55:58.760 But these women, they're chopping off their labia. 1.00

00:56:04.680 10,000 a year in the United States alone.

00:56:07.680 You know, there's a lot of stuff going on.

00:56:09.560 A lot of instability.

00:56:11.260 Iran.

00:56:12.400 Middle East.

00:56:14.060 Yep.

00:56:14.760 Ukraine.

00:56:16.280 Ice.

00:56:17.160 Riots. 1.00

00:56:19.380 Fucking just all kinds of crazy shit. 1.00

00:56:21.940 But this is really the pressing issue of our time. 1.00

00:56:24.300 All that other shit is noise. 0.99

00:56:25.440 All that other shit is to distract you from this problem. 1.00

00:56:32.280 But, you know, it just grinds my gears, you know? 0.99

00:56:35.580 Yeah. 0.65

00:56:36.260 If you go like down on a girl and you see that she has like a small labia, you're like, no, absolutely not.

00:56:42.160 Oh, boy.

00:56:42.720 Well, save that for later.

00:56:43.960 Save that question for later.

00:56:45.040 I'll answer it, though.

00:56:47.020 But look, it's not a deal breaker. 0.96

00:56:49.000 But yeah, I almost exclusively only date women with large labia. 1.00

00:56:53.560 But I don't know. 0.83

00:56:55.600 I feel like some women get shamed. 1.00

00:56:57.100 They get shamed.

00:56:58.080 Matt Ri...

00:56:58.580 Oh, show the tweets.

00:56:59.540 Show the tweets. 0.99

00:57:00.060 I fucking ratioed Kanye West on this. 0.98

00:57:02.940 He said labiaplasty should be government-issued. 0.99

00:57:05.780 And I had to ratio Kanye.

00:57:09.260 Rare L from Kanye.

00:57:10.860 What's that?

00:57:11.880 Oh, and then Matt Ri...

00:57:13.260 Apparently, he's a hater.

00:57:14.880 There's all these haters, right?

00:57:15.760 I don't know.

00:57:16.500 Any women here ever been shamed for having a large labia? 1.00

00:57:22.100 No? 0.86

00:57:24.740 No?

00:57:26.020 Okay.

00:57:27.340 All right. 0.98

00:57:28.600 Sometimes women labia fish me. 1.00

00:57:30.680 That pisses me off. 0.87

00:57:31.560 If I say yes, are you going to be into me? 0.97

00:57:35.640 Well, have you experienced labia shame?

00:57:42.840 No, but when I was growing up, it was like a big thing.

00:57:46.320 I remember in middle school, everyone would...

00:57:48.460 In middle school?

00:57:49.280 It was like a thing.

00:57:50.180 In middle school?

00:57:51.480 Yeah, it was like a thing.

00:57:52.640 Like how so?

00:57:53.160 They were saying... 1.00

00:57:53.660 Not like me, obviously, but it was just like, oh, I bet she's got a fucking moose knuckle 1.00

00:57:58.880 on her, or she's got a sandwich roast beef pussy down there. 1.00

00:58:03.140 And you'd be like, oh, shit. 1.00

00:58:06.680 In middle school? 1.00

00:58:07.820 In middle school.

00:58:09.100 How do you defend yourself like that?

00:58:10.340 Hey, we're from Oklahoma.

00:58:11.620 What more could you expect?

00:58:12.720 I mean, obviously, my coochie wasn't, you know, on display, of course, in middle school.

00:58:17.440 That would be insane.

00:58:18.500 But it was just like, people would talk about it quite often for some reason.

00:58:22.540 Interesting.

00:58:22.940 I feel like in middle schools, when everyone just learns that other people have different

00:58:26.160 body parts, and they're so excited, but they don't have anything valuable to say

00:58:29.500 about it, so they just start guessing. 1.00

00:58:31.600 So then I'd be like, oh, my God, does that mean I have a roast beef pussy? 1.00

00:58:35.700 Am I going to get one? 1.00

00:58:37.100 And I got nervous, you know?

00:58:39.120 Yeah.

00:58:39.700 You're sitting there with the little hair.

00:58:40.840 I don't like these words.

00:58:41.340 I don't like the roast beef term.

00:58:43.580 I don't like the term, you know?

00:58:44.780 It was just a term. 1.00

00:58:45.900 Like, it was a shameful thing to have a vagina. 1.00

00:58:48.760 Yeah, wizard sleeve. 1.00

00:58:49.540 Wizard sleeve, roasty. 1.00

00:58:51.400 I don't like that shit. 1.00

00:58:52.800 Can we just bring back foreskin, then? 1.00

00:58:55.280 The what?

00:58:55.900 Foreskin.

00:58:56.380 Can we bring it back?

00:58:57.400 Bring it back?

00:58:58.080 Yes.

00:58:58.860 We shouldn't be doing circumcisions. 0.76

00:59:00.340 Is the labia the foreskin of the woman? 0.95

00:59:03.380 That's one way to put it. 0.99

00:59:04.800 Not really.

00:59:05.600 But it's the lips.

00:59:07.320 The lips, you know? 0.93

00:59:09.520 Lips, foreskin. 0.71

00:59:10.720 I think we should, you know. 0.98

00:59:12.500 Everyone should have some skin down there. 0.98

00:59:14.260 What's that?

00:59:14.720 Everyone should have their skin.

00:59:16.020 I agree.

00:59:17.120 I agree. 0.99

00:59:18.320 I don't know how we got there, but there's a fucking mosquito or something harassing us. 0.98

00:59:25.400 But yeah, support my movement, you know? 0.98

00:59:28.380 It's really important because...

00:59:30.160 Oh, I should have worn the other hoodie.

00:59:32.600 Maybe I'll change into it.

00:59:34.080 We'll see.

00:59:34.940 Anyways, if you guys can't catch the full shows, we have a clip channel.

00:59:38.300 Links in the description.

00:59:39.640 We have a Discord.

00:59:40.240 Discord.gg slash whatever.

00:59:42.220 Post our stream schedule.

00:59:44.220 Behind the scenes.

00:59:45.240 Hate mail. 1.00

00:59:46.040 Bro, this fucking thing. 1.00

00:59:47.420 It's not a mosquito. 1.00

00:59:48.900 It's like one of those...

00:59:49.900 It's a crane fly.

00:59:50.840 It's a mayfly, yeah. 1.00

00:59:51.800 I need a fucking... 1.00

00:59:52.820 Hold on. 1.00

00:59:53.200 Let me see if I...

00:59:54.220 It's just harassing me.

00:59:55.820 Roll up the paper.

00:59:56.420 Roll up the paper.

00:59:56.940 I'm pretty good at killing bugs.

00:59:57.920 You want me to try?

00:59:58.380 Yeah.

00:59:58.600 Can you give it a crack?

01:00:00.720 Give it a crack. 0.81

01:00:01.720 Give it a crack. 0.81

01:00:03.000 Discord.gg slash whatever. 1.00

01:00:04.960 Just watch out for the cameras and shit. 0.99

01:00:07.520 Oh, there it is. 1.00

01:00:08.720 All right. 1.00

01:00:08.920 Chase that shit down. 1.00

01:00:10.020 All right. 1.00

01:00:10.320 She's our fucking... 1.00

01:00:12.120 On a mission. 1.00

01:00:12.660 She's... 1.00

01:00:14.060 She's... 1.00

01:00:14.660 Yep. 1.00

01:00:15.100 Fuck that. 1.00

01:00:15.700 Fuck it up. 1.00

01:00:16.340 Mommy vibes. 1.00

01:00:16.840 Fuck that shit up. 1.00

01:00:18.200 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:00:19.140 Wait, did you get it? 1.00

01:00:20.140 She clapped it in her hands.

01:00:21.460 She clapped it in her hands. 1.00

01:00:23.820 Let's fucking go, boys. 1.00

01:00:25.400 Oh, for sure. 1.00

01:00:26.120 Hey, add that to the cookies. 0.73

01:00:27.480 Add that to the cookies. 0.99

01:00:28.400 Yeah, nigga. 1.00

01:00:28.540 We will both mash you. 0.99

01:00:29.760 What? 0.99

01:00:31.000 She just fucked that bug up. 1.00

01:00:32.720 Okay, cool. 0.98

01:00:33.680 So, continuing on.

01:00:36.380 I'm hiring for three positions.

01:00:39.260 New helmet girl sidekick.

01:00:40.900 New soldier sidekick.

01:00:42.660 And then we need a second assistant producer.

01:00:47.520 Production assistant.

01:00:48.440 However you want to...

01:00:49.740 Assistant to the producer.

01:00:51.980 Production.

01:00:53.880 I don't know.

01:00:55.080 You need to be able...

01:00:56.720 You need to already be living in Santa Barbara if you want to do that.

01:01:00.000 Okay.

01:01:01.520 I think that's it, right?

01:01:03.180 Is that it?

01:01:03.660 That's it?

01:01:04.040 Okay, we have a TTS coming through.

01:01:05.640 Thank you for doing that, by the way.

01:01:06.900 Appreciate it.

01:01:07.680 Mr. Underscore Nobody donated $100.

01:01:10.420 Consent governs private BDSM, and discretion governs public space.

01:01:16.520 When both are respected, there's no legal or ethical conflict, just adults exercising autonomy responsibly.

01:01:23.620 With that said, I'm down.

01:01:24.900 You got some freaks in this chat.

01:01:29.780 Oh, yeah.

01:01:32.180 There's no ethical conflict.

01:01:34.160 You better just ask Kitty.

01:01:36.080 Well, so there's not a legal...

01:01:39.000 I agree with you that legally, yeah, you can walk someone on a leash in public.

01:01:44.100 That's not...

01:01:44.480 It's not a legal.

01:01:45.320 It's not a crime.

01:01:46.600 Morally.

01:01:46.960 But there is an ethical...

01:01:47.900 I do actually think that there is an ethical component to it.

01:01:51.080 I mean, the BDSM community itself would typically...

01:01:57.000 I think typically is not in favor of, like, public displays of that sort, so...

01:02:04.600 By the way, Full Moon...

01:02:06.220 No?

01:02:07.080 Disagree?

01:02:08.160 Full Moon, you guys see it?

01:02:09.280 Right over there.

01:02:09.800 Full Moon.

01:02:10.920 That's why...

01:02:11.400 It can be 50-50 for sure.

01:02:13.260 What do you mean 50-50?

01:02:14.040 It depends on who you're asking, because, like, I feel like there's definitely two kinds of BDSM community. 0.99

01:02:19.320 Like, there's, you know, the BBC cuckold community that's BDSM as well, and they are definitely down to do shit in public.

01:02:30.100 Well, I mean, obviously, I don't think there's one centralized governing body of what is or isn't acceptable in BDSM. 0.98

01:02:37.600 No, I get it.

01:02:38.260 In BDSM.

01:02:38.800 Like, I personally, like, I've been in Fendom in my past.

01:02:42.040 Like, I used to be a cuckoldress.

01:02:43.200 Yes, that's definitely in the past.

01:02:44.680 But I don't do it in public.

01:02:47.100 I genuinely think it's morally wrong, in my opinion, because if you have other people that don't want to see that around you, how do you know if they don't want to see that you don't?

01:02:54.740 So just keep it in your room, in my opinion.

01:02:56.700 Or in the dungeon.

01:02:57.380 Precisely.

01:02:58.140 Or in the dungeon.

01:02:58.980 In the dungeon, yeah.

01:02:59.800 In the dungeon, yeah.

01:03:00.800 Keep them in the chains, in the dog cage.

01:03:03.160 All right, guys, we've got a Full Moon.

01:03:04.180 It's going to be that.

01:03:05.100 I don't know if that's a good sign or a bad sign for tonight.

01:03:08.260 What do they say when it's a Full Moon?

01:03:10.160 It's the...

01:03:12.180 Periods?

01:03:12.840 Freaks?

01:03:13.680 Oh.

01:03:14.580 Come out?

01:03:15.400 Freaks come out after dark?

01:03:16.420 Or it has an impact on people?

01:03:19.440 I don't know.

01:03:20.560 Werewolves?

01:03:21.180 We are going...

01:03:22.420 We have something to react to here.

01:03:26.360 Actually, you know what?

01:03:28.100 We'll save some of the reacts for later.

01:03:31.440 Let's see.

01:03:32.020 What's the first thing I wanted to get into?

01:03:35.540 While we do...

01:03:36.620 Let's just dive into disagreements.

01:03:39.620 Some of you have some disagreements with me.

01:03:41.660 Some of you have seen the show before.

01:03:45.860 So, anybody want to jump in on a disagreement?

01:03:51.400 Or should I prompt you?

01:03:53.000 I don't like big labias.

01:03:54.720 Oh, no. 1.00

01:03:55.840 What the fuck? 1.00

01:03:56.620 Like... 1.00

01:03:56.980 You're joking.

01:03:57.600 She has one.

01:03:58.680 I don't know why she's saying it.

01:03:59.700 That's not true.

01:04:00.540 That just means they're probably on testosterone.

01:04:02.020 Of course I've seen it.

01:04:03.200 That girl has spread ego me. 1.00

01:04:04.740 Are you bisexual or... 0.95

01:04:06.420 No, I'm just saying.

01:04:07.120 No, she's not.

01:04:07.760 Oh.

01:04:08.160 I'm just saying.

01:04:08.880 You don't...

01:04:10.420 You have an aversion to them on principle.

01:04:13.640 Yeah.

01:04:14.120 I feel like a lot of people with big labias are probably on testosterone.

01:04:18.240 Hey.

01:04:19.360 I'm just saying.

01:04:20.340 I've got some big labias.

01:04:21.160 I'm not on testosterone.

01:04:24.320 Allegedly.

01:04:26.580 You got papers.

01:04:27.680 It depends.

01:04:28.600 How big are we talking? 0.62

01:04:29.340 Are we talking like clit enlargement? 0.87

01:04:30.900 Is it like... 0.81

01:04:31.900 He means the lips.

01:04:33.660 The lips.

01:04:34.760 Yeah.

01:04:35.040 The flaps.

01:04:35.620 The flaps. 1.00

01:04:35.980 He don't mean your clit. 0.99

01:04:37.060 He means the lips. 1.00

01:04:38.140 The bits that hang them down. 0.95

01:04:39.200 That would have an impact on the clit. 1.00

01:04:40.420 Oh, okay. 0.97

01:04:40.940 I thought we were talking about testosterone, Coochie. 0.81

01:04:44.000 I mean, I think it can have an impact on the lips too, but it's more so the clit. 1.00

01:04:49.640 It grows the clit. 1.00

01:04:50.560 It does. 0.99

01:04:51.020 If the women are... 1.00

01:04:52.340 You got to watch out with what you say.

01:04:53.880 On PEDs. 0.99

01:04:54.280 You know, big labia. 0.92

01:04:55.680 You might be messing around with something you might not want to get into. 1.00

01:04:59.960 Big clit? 1.00

01:05:00.460 I'm okay with big clit. 1.00

01:05:03.360 It sounds like you're trying to say that you're attracted to men and that's okay. 0.99

01:05:07.500 Me?

01:05:08.040 Yes.

01:05:08.720 Obviously, I'm attracted to men.

01:05:09.940 I'm just saying. 0.99

01:05:11.060 I'm just trying to prove his point of he might be attracted to men with a big clit. 0.99

01:05:16.800 Because they're on testosterone. 1.00

01:05:18.800 Like you can suck the clit. 1.00

01:05:20.200 Everyone knows that. 1.00

01:05:21.420 And then instead of going like...

01:05:23.140 I knew that was coming. 0.99

01:05:23.920 Yeah, you're like sucking the... 1.00

01:05:25.260 You know? 1.00

01:05:26.160 Shut up. 0.99

01:05:28.300 That's an interesting theory there. 0.99

01:05:30.300 I don't know.

01:05:30.700 You know, I'm just trying to gauge where we're at.

01:05:33.480 Yeah, I get it.

01:05:34.300 I get it.

01:05:34.580 Why are you getting so red and nervous all of a sudden?

01:05:36.960 Am I...

01:05:37.340 I'm just red in general, I think.

01:05:39.820 I think I've just got a little...

01:05:40.480 No, you just blushed a little bit.

01:05:43.480 Am I?

01:05:43.900 He's like...

01:05:44.300 I think I have to pee. 1.00

01:05:46.160 I'm holding that shit in. 1.00

01:05:47.280 I got to pee in a moment. 1.00

01:05:48.320 Just because we're talking about big old clits and labias. 1.00

01:05:51.620 He likes the big labia. 0.98

01:05:53.100 I'm just very bashful over here. 0.97

01:05:54.960 So anytime...

01:05:55.740 Big labias matter.

01:05:57.740 BLM. 0.71

01:05:59.700 BLM. 0.71

01:06:00.220 Yeah.

01:06:00.820 It is kind of sad, though.

01:06:02.000 You know? 0.99

01:06:02.340 I'm liking shit. 1.00

01:06:04.960 As long as they're born with it. 1.00

01:06:06.880 As they're born with it.

01:06:08.280 I don't know. 1.00

01:06:09.240 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:06:10.180 As they're born with it. 1.00

01:06:11.520 As long as they're born with it.

01:06:13.220 Uh-uh.

01:06:15.140 You know?

01:06:15.660 Not a fake lab. 1.00

01:06:16.640 Your own vagina. 1.00

01:06:19.240 Labia. 1.00

01:06:19.600 You're talking like trans? 1.00

01:06:20.680 Yeah.

01:06:21.600 I feel like if you're trans, it's not going to be an Audi. 0.99

01:06:25.280 I wouldn't fucking know. 0.99

01:06:27.400 You know? 0.99

01:06:28.040 I wouldn't know either.

01:06:30.060 But...

01:06:30.700 I mean...

01:06:31.360 But that's not even...

01:06:32.900 But...

01:06:33.280 I mean, but let's be real.

01:06:34.620 For real here. 0.98

01:06:37.100 That's not pussy. 1.00

01:06:39.200 Like, whatever that is, is not pussy. 1.00

01:06:41.920 Well, what if it feels like it? 1.00

01:06:43.600 But it's not a pussy. 1.00

01:06:44.820 It's like an inside-out dick. 1.00

01:06:46.040 Have you seen the surgeries? 0.99

01:06:47.360 I've watched the surgery of it.

01:06:48.880 It's pretty insane.

01:06:49.280 That's actually what...

01:06:50.780 Like, that's what...

01:06:51.440 Yeah. 1.00

01:06:51.900 They, like, take the dick. 1.00

01:06:52.960 It is an inside-out penis inside you. 1.00

01:06:55.960 I'm like, wow. 1.00

01:06:56.700 I think they, like, tuck it in.

01:06:58.200 Yeah.

01:06:58.360 And they tuck it in.

01:06:59.360 Yeah.

01:06:59.420 No, but, like, naturally.

01:07:01.640 Like, naturally.

01:07:02.640 Like, when you're in the womb... 1.00

01:07:03.940 It's just, like, dick and balls. 1.00

01:07:05.580 It's a dick and balls shoved inside of your fucking... 1.00

01:07:08.400 Like, and when you're a baby and you switch, everyone starts out as female or one of the 1.00

01:07:14.700 two, and it, like, literally inverts.

01:07:17.260 Yeah.

01:07:17.580 And then...

01:07:18.320 Yeah.

01:07:18.620 So that...

01:07:19.020 It's technically what it is.

01:07:20.260 Well, it's not technically...

01:07:21.060 Wait, whoa, whoa.

01:07:21.960 What?

01:07:22.380 Yeah.

01:07:23.420 You're saying transgender post-op surgery?

01:07:25.600 No, no. 0.98

01:07:26.320 Like, when you're, like, in your mother's stomach as a baby... 0.99

01:07:29.620 Okay.

01:07:30.080 I believe we all start out as female or male.

01:07:33.460 I don't know.

01:07:33.880 One of the two.

01:07:34.600 But through the process, it's, like...

01:07:36.940 I think everyone starts out as female, and then it literally grows out. 0.98

01:07:39.580 And it's, like, the same...

01:07:41.280 I think I've heard something, yeah. 0.99

01:07:41.820 The vaginal opening is the same as, like, the penis. 0.99

01:07:44.760 It's just because it's a urethra there. 0.99

01:07:46.660 It's not just because it's a penis or a vagina. 1.00

01:07:49.820 It's very, very two different things. 0.99

01:07:52.020 But the urethra goes out the same way, yes.

01:07:57.700 So, wait.

01:07:58.040 What are you trying to say, though?

01:08:00.360 Well, because you guys are, like, it's the same thing.

01:08:02.740 And I was, like, yeah.

01:08:03.580 In a way, it is.

01:08:04.980 Actually, I believe you said it's not the same thing. 0.98

01:08:07.180 I said it's not pussy. 1.00

01:08:08.520 Whatever the trans people are doing, that's not pussy. 1.00

01:08:13.200 But if it feels like it, would you? 1.00

01:08:15.540 Like, looks like it. 1.00

01:08:16.140 It's, like, fucking a pocket pussy. 1.00

01:08:18.000 Like, feels like it. 1.00

01:08:18.380 It wouldn't feel like it because it just...

01:08:22.020 It's not similar in any capacity.

01:08:25.620 But, no. 1.00

01:08:26.180 Even if it felt like pussy, looked like pussy, it ain't pussy. 1.00

01:08:30.700 Tastes like piss and who knows what else is leaking extremities. 1.00

01:08:35.900 Would you try it, at least?

01:08:38.780 Would you?

01:08:39.620 Absolutely not.

01:08:40.400 Absolutely not.

01:08:41.440 No.

01:08:42.820 No. 1.00

01:08:43.120 Although, I wonder in the future, I could see if there's, like, some crazy transhumanism shit. 1.00

01:08:48.560 Like, people could genuinely change their entire biology. 0.98

01:08:55.740 Like, some futuristic scenario.

01:09:00.500 Like, it's...

01:09:01.400 I suppose it'd be possible in the future with, like, super advanced technology.

01:09:05.800 Like, when they get, like, a uterus? 0.59

01:09:10.320 That's just the day I'm gonna give up.

01:09:12.420 Once the trainees start getting uteruses and they start giving birth, I'm giving up. 0.95

01:09:16.100 I'm up.

01:09:17.020 Just call it.

01:09:18.040 Throw in the towel.

01:09:19.340 I don't know if that would be possible.

01:09:22.360 Well, currently.

01:09:23.880 Like, even if you were to transplant a uterus into a man, I don't think...

01:09:29.120 One day, maybe.

01:09:29.780 You never know.

01:09:30.580 You never know. 0.98

01:09:31.080 Well, maybe one day there's, like, advancements or some shit, but... 0.75

01:09:34.400 I don't want to be here for that. 0.99

01:09:35.980 You're gonna have to ask a Jew. 1.00

01:09:37.880 What the fuck? 1.00

01:09:38.060 They might know. 1.00

01:09:38.960 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:09:41.260 Okay, so... 1.00

01:09:42.660 What the fuck? 1.00

01:09:43.960 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:09:46.220 They know stuff. 1.00

01:09:46.960 They're scientists, bro.

01:09:48.140 Here we go.

01:09:50.620 Good talk.

01:09:51.620 So, anyways, where were we going?

01:09:56.220 Disagreements.

01:09:56.660 You had some disagreements.

01:09:58.180 Why don't we start there?

01:09:59.280 You said that you side with sex workers, and you don't really like alpha males.

01:10:04.880 And you said that's a disagreement.

01:10:07.040 Okay.

01:10:09.140 So, there's two things there.

01:10:11.260 Why don't we just do the alpha male one thing first?

01:10:13.520 You don't really like alpha males.

01:10:15.020 Well, why would that be a disagreement?

01:10:17.560 I don't know.

01:10:18.160 I just felt like whenever I watched a podcast like this...

01:10:20.680 I didn't really do my research, but it seems like a lot of guys, like your audience,

01:10:24.240 would side with, like, alpha males, I think.

01:10:26.580 What does that mean, though?

01:10:27.380 What does that mean, side with alpha male?

01:10:29.900 Like, so I don't...

01:10:30.820 First off, I kind of reject the alpha beta.

01:10:33.760 Oh, okay.

01:10:33.880 I mean, it can be useful in some context.

01:10:35.600 I guess I don't...

01:10:35.980 But I don't refer to myself as an alpha male.

01:10:37.940 Some people want to do a straw man and, like, paint you, oh, it's an alpha bro podcast.

01:10:42.400 But I never really talk about the alpha beta thing.

01:10:44.820 Oh, then I don't.

01:10:45.500 I don't call...

01:10:45.920 I don't...

01:10:46.220 It's super cringe to refer to yourself as, oh, I'm an alpha male.

01:10:48.760 Okay, okay.

01:10:49.860 Super cringe.

01:10:49.880 Guys who do that, super cringe.

01:10:52.460 Typically, you'll have opposition want to use that as an effective label, so it's easier

01:10:57.260 to try to, like, slap on an identity, slap on a label, so they can kind of dismiss you.

01:11:04.000 But yeah, I don't consider myself.

01:11:06.880 And also, the study that that's drawn from, where they were looking at wolves, alpha wolf, 0.94

01:11:14.460 beta wolf, it's actually, like, the study or something was pretty much bullshit, essentially.

01:11:21.420 So, it's flawed in its inception of the idea of what that is. 0.81

01:11:27.880 Okay.

01:11:28.340 So, okay, but you don't like alpha male?

01:11:29.580 Like, I don't understand the...

01:11:30.540 I feel like that's a real thing.

01:11:31.560 Yeah, it's basically what you explained, but you did kind of clear it up for me that you

01:11:36.020 don't, like, really refer to yourself as alpha male or something.

01:11:38.840 No, I'm sigma male. 1.00

01:11:41.380 Fucking sigma, grind set, whatever the fuck. 1.00

01:11:44.520 Yeah, I only did it based on, like, the comments and stuff, so that's what I assumed. 1.00

01:11:48.820 I assumed wrong.

01:11:49.840 Okay.

01:11:51.180 So, okay, you don't like alpha male.

01:11:54.440 Okay.

01:11:54.900 So, like, who?

01:11:55.560 Who do you think is an alpha male?

01:11:56.800 Andrew Tate, Donald Trump, who's an alpha male?

01:11:59.360 Yeah, probably them, or, like, they'll, like...

01:12:01.540 Why do you dislike alpha males, I guess?

01:12:04.820 I don't like when they really show off, like...

01:12:07.100 How so?

01:12:08.580 How do I...

01:12:09.120 It's not coming to my mind at the moment, but they're trying to...

01:12:11.480 You mean, like, they're flexing their cars or whatever?

01:12:12.660 Yeah, it's like flexing that.

01:12:13.300 Yeah, but that's materialism.

01:12:14.500 They're trying to preach something, but even though it's materialism, they like to say,

01:12:17.560 like, oh, I'm alpha male because I have these cars, I have this money.

01:12:20.580 Yeah, that's cringe, to be honest.

01:12:22.140 Yeah, that...

01:12:22.740 Okay, well, no disagreement then, I guess.

01:12:24.820 Sorry. 0.81

01:12:25.380 You side with sex workers.

01:12:26.760 What do you mean?

01:12:27.180 Do you want to elaborate?

01:12:28.900 I do, and I...

01:12:31.380 I think you don't really side with OnlyFans and sex workers.

01:12:35.700 I was...

01:12:36.360 I'm assuming all of this.

01:12:38.180 Yeah, I have some issues with it.

01:12:39.760 I don't hate people who do OnlyFans, but, yeah, I have issues.

01:12:43.120 Okay.

01:12:44.200 I just side with them, and that's it.

01:12:46.780 I don't like when people really talk a lot of smack about them.

01:12:49.940 Okay.

01:12:50.160 But I do understand a lot of issues that people have with it.

01:12:55.420 Really?

01:12:55.900 What are they?

01:12:57.040 I can't explain what issues, but I'm sure, like, maybe the two of you or three of you

01:13:02.420 could probably say a point, and I can...

01:13:05.140 It's not really coming to my mind at the moment.

01:13:06.580 Yeah, let's start with the first one.

01:13:07.840 Okay.

01:13:08.000 So, just show of hands, just to reestablish for the audience, show of hands, who here

01:13:12.380 has OnlyFans?

01:13:14.200 We've got five.

01:13:15.020 That's actually...

01:13:16.160 Normally, we actually only have one, two, or three of it.

01:13:18.820 Kind of disproportionate panel tonight, which is fine.

01:13:21.560 But, okay, so five of you have OF.

01:13:25.200 And then, who here has done other forms of sex work? 0.98

01:13:29.340 Stripping, sugar daddy. 1.00

01:13:32.040 Straight porn star. 1.00

01:13:33.340 Porn star. 1.00

01:13:34.100 Yeah. 0.91

01:13:34.320 There you go.

01:13:35.400 You've done...

01:13:36.140 What is it called?

01:13:36.780 Names stream?

01:13:37.340 Professional work, yes.

01:13:38.220 I have.

01:13:38.440 This is professional work?

01:13:38.900 I've worked with production companies, yeah.

01:13:41.080 We have a tweet on this.

01:13:43.460 I think it's...

01:13:44.420 Wait, hold on.

01:13:44.820 Let me look at my notes really quick.

01:13:46.100 This is actually kind of funny. 0.99

01:13:47.180 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:13:49.340 You have a tweet. 1.00

01:13:50.620 You sent a tweet to Blacked. 0.99

01:13:54.400 We can't show it, but do you recall what it said?

01:14:01.400 Yeah.

01:14:02.580 I'm going to be so honest.

01:14:03.980 I don't remember what it said, but it was probably when my ex ran my account, and he

01:14:09.160 was reaching out to a lot of...

01:14:11.240 Okay.

01:14:12.040 Yeah.

01:14:12.900 You said that...

01:14:13.940 I'm confused.

01:14:14.400 Maybe I can prompt you.

01:14:15.540 I don't even want to repeat most of it. 0.99

01:14:16.960 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:14:17.920 You want... 1.00

01:14:19.040 Oh, yeah.

01:14:20.080 ...to get...

01:14:21.200 Uh-huh.

01:14:22.020 You finished...

01:14:22.560 You state the whole thing.

01:14:23.960 Go ahead. 1.00

01:14:24.140 I can't say that shit. 1.00

01:14:24.840 Is it the gangbang one? 1.00

01:14:27.780 Sort of, but...

01:14:29.040 I basically wanted a train to get ran on me by a bunch of BBC men.

01:14:33.520 Okay.

01:14:33.700 I'll just say...

01:14:34.280 You said that you wanted to get... 0.97

01:14:35.620 You wanted to get filled up by every black man on the blacked roster. 1.00

01:14:40.220 Yeah. 0.96

01:14:40.480 At the same time.

01:14:41.600 Yeah.

01:14:42.440 That would be like the best...

01:14:43.680 That's definitely mainstream.

01:14:44.860 So, my birthday is coming up in March.

01:14:47.160 I actually am planning like a 25 to 30 man gangbang for that.

01:14:50.800 That is...

01:14:52.120 20 to 30 men?

01:14:53.380 For your birthday?

01:14:53.800 25 to 30.

01:14:54.780 Yes, sir.

01:14:56.380 You're just nodding your head like...

01:14:58.440 Yeah.

01:14:58.660 That sounds like a great birthday.

01:15:01.800 It seems fun.

01:15:03.200 It's a typical birthday party for a woman nowadays. 1.00

01:15:06.740 Yeah.

01:15:07.080 A hundred percent.

01:15:07.520 Okay.

01:15:08.040 So...

01:15:08.880 I have somebody setting it up for me.

01:15:10.900 Yeah.

01:15:11.100 Was that a sigh of like, oh my goodness, or was it like a dang?

01:15:14.060 I think they're sad.

01:15:17.360 No comment.

01:15:18.640 So, okay.

01:15:19.260 But we have five girls here who do OnlyFans. 1.00

01:15:21.860 Now, I imagine even if I ask the following question, you guys aren't going to even give

01:15:27.160 me an honest answer.

01:15:28.940 Who here has a management company?

01:15:31.100 Me.

01:15:31.700 Me.

01:15:35.080 I just joined one.

01:15:36.700 Okay.

01:15:37.160 What about you?

01:15:38.100 No, they take too much.

01:15:39.720 They take too much?

01:15:40.640 All right.

01:15:41.000 Now, part of the way women make money on OnlyFans is through messaging. 1.00

01:15:49.160 The guys message you, and you make money through the messaging back and forth or whatever.

01:15:56.020 Is it you guys?

01:15:57.800 I do it.

01:15:58.600 I'm proud.

01:15:59.400 I promise.

01:15:59.960 You, Brooklyn.

01:16:00.600 How many subs do you have, Brooklyn? 0.94

01:16:02.960 Currently at 6.2.

01:16:04.580 Thousand?

01:16:05.300 Yeah.

01:16:06.180 And you're messaging?

01:16:07.060 I message.

01:16:07.780 I only get to a message probably twice a day, if that.

01:16:11.220 Okay.

01:16:11.760 You'd be surprised at how many people don't want to talk.

01:16:14.840 What do you mean talk?

01:16:15.940 Like, a lot of people, like, message you.

01:16:18.080 Yeah.

01:16:18.460 Like, people get shy.

01:16:19.820 Whereas some people are just, like, not comfortable and it feels too personal to them, I've found

01:16:24.400 out.

01:16:25.500 Well, I'll say this.

01:16:26.520 So, the reason I ask this question, and even if you did have a management company or you

01:16:30.160 had a typer or a chatter, maybe you, well, at least the typer chatter, I don't think

01:16:35.320 you guys would admit to it.

01:16:36.280 Even if you did have one, some of you might admit to having a management company.

01:16:41.740 So, I think, for example, defense of nude content, I think that there can, I can make

01:16:48.960 arguments against it, but I think there's also can be strong arguments in favor of producing

01:16:55.240 pornographic content.

01:16:56.300 I'm going to actually go ahead and push that completely to the side because I feel like

01:17:01.060 it's, I can make arguments against it, but it's, can be defensible in some ways. 0.99

01:17:08.700 I think, I mean, if it got banned, like, tomorrow, I probably wouldn't give a shit. 0.99

01:17:12.300 Yeah. 0.99

01:17:12.660 You know what I mean?

01:17:13.240 Like, if I was like, oh, well, oh, I don't have to do that.

01:17:15.920 Oh, yeah, exactly.

01:17:16.660 Now, however, the reason I asked about your typers and chatters, now we're talking about

01:17:23.060 something that I don't think anyone can really defend, which would be what I would categorize

01:17:31.200 and you might disagree as fraud.

01:17:33.860 Now, so what a lot of these OnlyFans girls are doing, and I'm not saying that you guys 1.00

01:17:37.740 do it, I don't know if you do it or not.

01:17:40.580 Now, when you're advertising on your OnlyFans saying, chat, chat with me, I'm the only, I'm

01:17:45.940 the one running the account, you're talking to me.

01:17:49.640 Some of you offer the girlfriend experience where they're in, when you're offering the

01:17:55.720 girlfriend experience, you're perhaps offering the hope of something more developing and then

01:18:03.700 you are siphoning money from these men.

01:18:08.000 And I think there's also a component, there's two components here.

01:18:10.040 There's a component of the girlfriend experience, but under no circumstance, let's be honest, 0.97

01:18:16.000 would you ever fuck or date the men who you are offering the girlfriend experience to? 0.98

01:18:21.420 It's completely performative. 0.99

01:18:23.800 But you're doing it because once these men build a degree of connection with you, even

01:18:31.640 if it's parasocial, you can siphon a lot of money once they have become romantically invested.

01:18:40.040 Even if you have zero romantic interest in them.

01:18:44.140 So that's a degree of fraud and deception, which I find objectionable. 0.99

01:18:49.000 And then the other thing is just, if you have a management company, you have some fucking 0.98

01:18:52.500 person, I guess now it's probably AI, maybe, I don't know. 0.99

01:18:55.320 But before like AI kind of came about, these women would just have some dude in fucking 1.00

01:19:01.540 Singapore, maybe not Singapore, fucking Vietnam, Thailand, typing, chatting for you and pretending 0.99

01:19:09.060 to be you. 0.99

01:19:09.880 And if asked, am I talking to you?

01:19:12.080 They would lie and say yes.

01:19:13.260 So I think that that's fraudulent.

01:19:15.920 You know, if you're advertising it as it's me you're talking to, but it's actually some

01:19:20.880 type or chatter or the type or chatter is portraying themselves to be you absent a disclosure.

01:19:27.420 I'm actually surprised there hasn't been lawsuits on this.

01:19:29.820 And maybe there are.

01:19:30.600 I mean, the women are, they're basically committing fraud and OnlyFans turns a blind eye to it. 1.00

01:19:40.920 So that's, that's one of my objections.

01:19:43.160 Do you have anybody, OnlyFans girls want to? 1.00

01:19:46.280 I actually do check my messages every day.

01:19:48.800 Um, I talk to like a lot of people on my messages, but I do see where you're coming from, from

01:19:53.860 that standpoint.

01:19:54.520 That's kind of why I didn't want to get a management for the first three years of it.

01:19:59.180 But my, my situation's a little different.

01:20:02.540 It's more like our manager kind of helps us, you know, make our comedy reels and stuff like

01:20:06.900 that.

01:20:07.240 And then, you know, my OnlyFans, I still go live on my OnlyFans.

01:20:10.480 It's me, usually me chatting.

01:20:12.040 I am chatting.

01:20:13.060 Sometimes it's not though.

01:20:14.140 I will say that.

01:20:15.720 Okay.

01:20:16.700 Yeah.

01:20:16.920 And look, I, not all OnlyFans girls do this.

01:20:19.340 I think probably a lot of them do.

01:20:20.740 And look, even if asked, I don't think you guys would admit to it because it would be

01:20:24.800 contrary to what you're trying to do, which is maximize profit and make as much money as

01:20:29.240 you can.

01:20:29.880 If the guy that you're typing with knows that he's typing with some like five, four Filipino 0.99

01:20:35.520 man or some shit, he's like, that's going to break the, the dynamic there. 0.75

01:20:41.500 Uh, I'm actually surprised. 1.00

01:20:43.420 I mean, maybe men are just naive.

01:20:45.180 Dave, how could you not know?

01:20:46.920 Like if you're some of these like top tier OnlyFans girls, how do you not, like, of course

01:20:51.620 it's not them and they're online 24 seven.

01:20:54.180 It's obvious.

01:20:54.820 Like, how do you not know?

01:20:56.260 I mean, I think that's less obvious than like the AI models that you see on Instagram

01:21:00.560 that.

01:21:01.180 Yeah.

01:21:01.280 They have that too.

01:21:02.020 And people can't even tell that it's AI sometimes.

01:21:05.200 It's crazy.

01:21:05.680 Hey, the AI girls are coming for, they're coming for all our jobs. 1.00

01:21:08.980 They steal videos.

01:21:10.140 So, yeah.

01:21:11.200 So, I mean, uh, yeah, I mean, I would argue probably the, the AI people who are, well,

01:21:17.380 if the AI creators are representing it as a real person, which I think they are, then

01:21:25.360 I would, I would make the same argument that you're, uh, does there need to be a disclosure?

01:21:30.740 I mean, there doesn't need, legally need to be a disclosure that it's AI.

01:21:36.480 I think there does.

01:21:37.600 I think there does too.

01:21:38.660 Yeah.

01:21:38.840 On, on OF or?

01:21:40.440 OF doesn't allow, cause you need a real identity.

01:21:42.620 You need this like a face thingy.

01:21:44.140 Yeah.

01:21:44.260 And even, sorry, on Instagram, there has to be like a label.

01:21:48.180 You're like legally required to disclose if something's AI, but a lot of people don't

01:21:51.880 cause there's no way to regulate it.

01:21:53.100 Yeah.

01:21:53.260 How do you check?

01:21:54.340 And people probably just get away with it.

01:21:56.820 So that, I mean, that's one, that's one of my arguments, uh, I guess my objections

01:22:02.280 to OnlyFans.

01:22:03.240 I don't think, uh, I don't hate or I don't hate OnlyFans girls, but I think there are 1.00

01:22:09.420 some objections there.

01:22:11.940 I feel like, sorry, go ahead.

01:22:13.800 Oh, nothing.

01:22:14.260 I was just gonna say over time, maybe I would find something to disagree with.

01:22:18.700 To what?

01:22:19.280 Something to disagree with.

01:22:20.380 Oh, something else to disagree with?

01:22:21.180 Like, like throughout the podcast.

01:22:23.080 Yeah.

01:22:23.680 Just to kind of like go off of what you were saying.

01:22:25.780 Um, I think that's with anything though.

01:22:27.520 Like people will always abuse something like drinking.

01:22:31.760 It's healthy, you know, or not healthy.

01:22:33.760 Sorry.

01:22:34.160 It's okay.

01:22:35.140 Right.

01:22:35.620 And small amounts, but there are some people that abuse alcohol and become alcoholics and

01:22:41.860 same with drugs and many things.

01:22:44.500 And also including, um, any type of porn.

01:22:50.380 Okay.

01:22:50.820 Yeah, I guess, uh, I, sure.

01:22:56.940 Yeah.

01:22:57.100 People can abuse it, I guess.

01:22:58.960 But I think my, my next argument would be, uh, STD risk.

01:23:04.380 So that would be for the sex worker themselves. 1.00

01:23:07.800 Um, if you're doing mainstream content, pretty high risk of STDs.

01:23:14.160 You have to get tested before.

01:23:15.400 I was about to say.

01:23:16.540 I have a lot of friends or them and they get tested almost every like, what is it?

01:23:20.540 Two weeks?

01:23:21.120 Four weeks?

01:23:21.380 Yeah.

01:23:21.660 So since I'm a professional model signed with an agency, I actually have to get past certified

01:23:25.980 testing.

01:23:26.480 Meaning it is a full panel test.

01:23:28.180 I pay $250, $300 every two weeks.

01:23:31.120 But wait, you wanted to win?

01:23:32.700 I think it's less risky.

01:23:33.660 If you have to get testing every time, most guys never get tested.

01:23:37.100 STDs are more common with the regular population than they are with sex workers.

01:23:40.400 Well, you said full panel.

01:23:42.760 Now let's make sure when we use the term full panel, we're being precise in what we're talking

01:23:47.300 about here.

01:23:48.800 Your full, your supposed full panel STD test, does it test for herpes and HPV?

01:23:54.220 And MGen.

01:23:54.940 Do you know what MGen is?

01:23:55.640 It does not.

01:23:56.360 My understanding, even mainstream, uh, porn people, they don't test for herpes.

01:24:02.100 They don't test for HPV.

01:24:04.540 Do you want to show me your most recent test and I can review it?

01:24:08.120 I'm not trying to argue.

01:24:09.080 I'm just trying to think real quick.

01:24:10.580 Cause like genuinely, I can't remember if it says herpes or not.

01:24:13.720 Cause I know it tests for MGen and I know when I was pregnant, it, they, the full panel

01:24:18.960 they gave me was blood drawn for your pregnancy, but I took blood.

01:24:22.340 They take my blood too.

01:24:23.380 But for people in the industry, they don't test herpes.

01:24:27.360 They don't test HPV.

01:24:28.780 I actually do want to check that.

01:24:30.180 The reason they don't check for herpes and HPV is because if they were testing mainstream

01:24:37.380 people, right, maybe even non-mainstream, whatever, they're going to, they're going to hit for

01:24:44.380 herpes.

01:24:45.520 They're all going to hit for herpes.

01:24:47.260 You're not wrong.

01:24:48.020 I actually do know a few people in the industry who they keep it like non-disclosed, but like

01:24:54.320 somehow, yeah, there is a pill you can take as well.

01:25:00.040 Also herpes is only spread when there's open source and there's a lot of like, you can be

01:25:04.360 pre-symptomatic.

01:25:05.320 Yeah, you can.

01:25:05.760 So it can be like just the teeniest, like right before it's about to have a, you have

01:25:10.940 an outbreak, it could, uh, you know, like you think it's a pimple and it's not kind

01:25:16.080 of thing.

01:25:16.960 Well, I mean, it could be even like, I don't know if microscopic would be the right term,

01:25:21.640 but I mean, if you think about something developing, it has to start at a really small,

01:25:25.980 but it has to have an open source.

01:25:27.580 I know like one out of five people.

01:25:28.900 I mean, I, would you have sex with, Oh, I mean, I don't know your herpes status or whatever, 0.98

01:25:33.180 but like, would you have sex with somebody who has a non-open herpes sore? 0.97

01:25:38.600 No, but that's like, like, you're going to take that risk. 0.73

01:25:41.280 Oh, well, I guess I don't mean non-open, but like if you have any, so is that what you're

01:25:45.320 saying?

01:25:45.620 Like if you have any presenting?

01:25:48.020 Well, I mean, there's HSV one, HSV two, and then you would have, uh, oral herpes, genital

01:25:54.200 herpes.

01:25:55.560 Um, so yeah, does anybody here have herpes?

01:25:59.540 I have a question.

01:26:00.560 Anybody?

01:26:00.860 I don't even get laid.

01:26:03.860 Oh, well.

01:26:04.960 Outside of work.

01:26:05.720 I don't either.

01:26:06.420 So, so, um, I assume it's probably, go ahead.

01:26:12.780 I assume it's probably a lot less likely if you're working with a management company,

01:26:17.220 I think you're calling it.

01:26:19.040 Um, how, how common is like, how do you, how often do they get tested?

01:26:25.840 No, like how do you authenticate these tests?

01:26:30.000 Like can people that aren't working with these companies like produce fraudulent tests?

01:26:36.040 So yes, I have like, I have definitely not me experienced, but I've, you know, being on

01:26:40.660 Twitter, having a hundred thousand followers, you see other people go through kind of horror

01:26:45.040 stories like that.

01:26:45.760 I've never gone through something like that, but I have heard of people kind of faking their

01:26:49.640 tests and they basically put it on chat GPT or whatever, and kind of just edit it out.

01:26:55.240 Isn't there a QR code?

01:26:56.840 Yes.

01:26:57.300 Now that's what I was about to get to.

01:26:59.060 If you use talent testing services or clear, or there's another one pro 13, um, it's all

01:27:04.920 past certified.

01:27:05.660 So usually what that means is like, it is a full panel from my understanding.

01:27:10.100 It has tested me for herpes in the past, but I don't want to say it has and me be wrong.

01:27:14.200 So I would have to check, but yeah.

01:27:17.620 That's so scary.

01:27:19.560 Like, I feel like if you have that knowledge going in, but my mind immediately went to an

01:27:25.120 18 year old, who's not super familiar, who's working on her own.

01:27:28.140 Right.

01:27:28.380 I've seen it happen.

01:27:29.040 I've seen it happen.

01:27:29.900 That's terrifying.

01:27:30.720 I've seen it happen.

01:27:31.360 And there's definitely, and it is one of those things like, like even in the past,

01:27:35.480 I've been asked, would you recommend, you know, this industry for anyone? 0.99

01:27:38.480 Fuck no. 0.99

01:27:39.180 I think the HPV is a way bigger deal than HSV. 1.00

01:27:42.480 I heard that talent testing doesn't test for HSV because it is so common and I don't

01:27:49.500 know.

01:27:49.680 I still don't think that's right.

01:27:50.840 Um, but HPV is like, like can kill you.

01:27:53.640 I think that like ruins like your life.

01:27:55.480 Yes.

01:27:56.000 I'm pretty sure it's cervical cancer.

01:27:58.020 It's all, yeah, it's a whole thing.

01:27:59.740 Yeah.

01:28:00.400 Literally everything.

01:28:01.680 I would assume.

01:28:02.680 But I also go to the gynecologist once a month to stay safe.

01:28:06.260 So that's awesome.

01:28:06.880 Yeah, that's good.

01:28:07.760 I mean, you kind of have, I feel like when you were in the industry and you know what

01:28:11.020 you're putting yourself into, you kind of have to like be safe or be gross, you know?

01:28:17.000 If you guys had, um, a job presented to you that was not in the porn industry or OnlyFans

01:28:24.420 or anything like that, um, and you were just given a job, equal pay, everything, would

01:28:30.820 you still want to be in porn or would you, do you feel like you have to do it or would,

01:28:38.140 would you just take the job that isn't porn and do a regular job?

01:28:42.280 I love my job.

01:28:42.880 No, no, I would definitely move.

01:28:44.500 I mean, you would.

01:28:45.920 Oh, well, if I could do just stand up all the time, I would, that'd be sick.

01:28:49.520 But at the same time, I got bills to pay.

01:28:52.000 I want to buy a house. 0.99

01:28:53.100 So I'm like, yeah, it's a little fucked up. 0.99

01:28:55.240 Let me just say it. 0.99

01:28:55.840 I'm very selfish.

01:28:57.380 I'm going to put that on the plan.

01:28:58.620 I am a selfish human being.

01:29:00.000 I like the money.

01:29:01.320 Now, will I get out of it eventually?

01:29:02.980 Yeah, of course.

01:29:03.900 But I want to at least get enough money raked up to pay for my son's college because I didn't

01:29:08.460 have the opportunity to have my college paid for.

01:29:10.500 And that's the one thing that I'm after is to rake up enough money to have my son's college

01:29:16.800 and private school paid for.

01:29:18.740 And after that, you know, hopefully I can just do stand up full time or have a different job.

01:29:23.960 I don't really, I'm not really necessarily in the porn community and I wouldn't categorize

01:29:29.000 myself.

01:29:29.980 I mean, obviously I have an OnlyFans, but I don't do collabs.

01:29:32.680 It's just me, myself and I, and I don't really promote it.

01:29:36.400 Everything that's promoted is a link in a bio and there you go.

01:29:41.680 So at the same time, it's like, oh yeah, sure.

01:29:43.940 Here's, you know, because it's, you know, there's hardly any work to do.

01:29:47.820 I like the freedom that comes with it.

01:29:50.360 But what if you still had the freedom from just a regular job?

01:29:53.960 Like if I said, here you go, here's a job, equal pay, and you get all the freedom.

01:29:59.000 Like working from home.

01:30:00.880 Honestly, genuinely, like it, I have had that before, but it wasn't like if I were, it wasn't

01:30:06.440 equal.

01:30:06.940 So I don't know if I actually got presented a job that I wanted.

01:30:11.420 Yeah.

01:30:11.860 Cause this wasn't my first choice.

01:30:13.380 It's like an art phone.

01:30:14.460 Sorry, go ahead.

01:30:15.220 It's like an art form.

01:30:16.440 Um, I'm really creative and I, I express that in my videos and I like, because a lot of

01:30:21.900 people think that OnlyFans is just like the porn aspect when it's not like it's content

01:30:28.700 creation and social media, I'd say like 75%.

01:30:32.340 Um, and I really enjoy that and it pays really well.

01:30:36.900 And I also enjoy making the films.

01:30:38.980 Like I was going to school for production.

01:30:40.680 I made like a legit porn production film.

01:30:45.120 I can't release it, but it was gorgeous.

01:30:48.680 You can't release it.

01:30:50.060 Why is that?

01:30:50.620 Oh God.

01:30:51.340 Um, what did you do?

01:30:53.180 I started a business with someone, a friend and it, it failed.

01:30:58.280 Boyfriend?

01:30:59.280 No, it was a friend.

01:31:00.560 Um, and it was just a little unfair the way I was treated.

01:31:05.120 We're a lot unfair.

01:31:06.380 I did all the work.

01:31:08.600 Um, and I said, I wanted to step away from the company and it ended very, very badly with

01:31:13.780 they wanted to take the film basically and leave me with what was left in our bank account,

01:31:19.160 like our shared bank account and kind of screw me over.

01:31:21.560 They hired a lawyer, tried to like fight me with it.

01:31:24.360 And I stood up for myself.

01:31:27.280 Got a chat here.

01:31:28.280 Kiwi ate, donated $100.

01:31:31.260 Brian, I have the biggest crush on you.

01:31:33.860 Where is your girlfriend application? 1.00

01:31:36.160 The fuck? 1.00

01:31:36.520 I should have read this before I let it come clear about. 1.00

01:31:38.800 One inch, 121 pounds, body count three, no SW.

01:31:44.260 Peace, I hope this makes you smile. 0.96

01:31:46.580 Do you have a big labia? 0.99

01:31:47.540 Big labia. 0.99

01:31:48.080 Yeah, she forgot the, she, she omitted the most important thing.

01:31:51.520 I should, you're going to have to send another one, Kiwi. 0.99

01:31:54.020 Uh.

01:31:54.520 Uh. 1.00

01:31:58.280 Kill you. 1.00

01:31:58.780 Brooklyn, you were saying something, right, Brooklyn? 1.00

01:32:00.380 Where's your girlfriend application?

01:32:02.860 I should, you know what would be really interesting?

01:32:04.780 By the way, Kiwi, thank you very much for your TTS.

01:32:07.180 I really appreciate it.

01:32:07.620 I actually do have a girlfriend application that's like really autistic. 0.70

01:32:11.820 And I should fucking, it can't be tonight because I gotta, I'd have to review it. 0.93

01:32:16.960 But I should actually show it. 0.96

01:32:18.440 If we all filled one out.

01:32:19.680 I was going to say.

01:32:20.580 Can we all fill one out?

01:32:21.420 I want to fill it out now.

01:32:22.940 Just to see.

01:32:23.780 Can you guys, I don't have, um.

01:32:25.960 Sure, I'll send you, I'll send all of you the girlfriend application.

01:32:30.020 See which one is the cringiest. 0.98

01:32:31.580 But do we need to have a big labia? 1.00

01:32:33.860 What the heck? 0.97

01:32:34.700 Well, hold on, wait, hold on, hold on here.

01:32:37.760 The only, the OnlyFans girls are single at the table. 0.74

01:32:41.200 So it's like, that's crazy.

01:32:43.280 I don't think we fit the criteria.

01:32:46.420 I'll quit.

01:32:47.280 Always shut your shop.

01:32:48.160 I'll quit tonight.

01:32:49.200 Alex is going to quit for you guys.

01:32:51.680 For the, for the memes, I'll, I'll send all of you the girlfriend application and see

01:32:56.020 where you guys, okay, if you, if you like stack up, imagine you're on a date with us.

01:33:02.580 How would it go?

01:33:03.400 Wait, us?

01:33:04.060 Sorry.

01:33:04.640 Sorry.

01:33:05.020 One, one, one, one.

01:33:05.340 Everyone, all of you.

01:33:06.760 Yeah.

01:33:07.260 All of you.

01:33:07.820 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:33:09.200 Go run the table.

01:33:10.100 Like, like, how would it be dating her?

01:33:11.500 How would it be dating me?

01:33:12.540 How would it be dating her?

01:33:13.460 What, what do you mean?

01:33:14.660 I'd be, I'd be pregnant every year.

01:33:16.780 You met us like an hour ago.

01:33:18.620 I don't know if you can make that assessment.

01:33:21.120 How would it be?

01:33:22.020 What do you mean?

01:33:22.560 I don't understand the question.

01:33:24.060 Like, based off of like first impression.

01:33:25.720 Person personalities.

01:33:26.640 Like, what would you rate that date?

01:33:28.340 If you could.

01:33:29.380 The hypothetical imaginary date.

01:33:31.420 Yeah.

01:33:32.280 What would I rate the date that hasn't happened yet?

01:33:34.680 Yeah.

01:33:34.920 That's what she's trying to ask.

01:33:35.940 Yeah.

01:33:37.580 I feel like, okay, if I was on a date with you the entire time, you'd be like, can I

01:33:41.080 put you on a leash?

01:33:41.780 And I'd be like, we're in a restaurant.

01:33:45.480 What are you doing?

01:33:46.700 Yeah.

01:33:47.140 It'd be, it'd be a bit, uh, probably a bit strange.

01:33:50.320 Um, yeah.

01:33:53.420 Uh, what was the question?

01:33:54.500 I don't, I don't know, but you said date with all of you.

01:33:59.380 No, like individual.

01:34:00.800 I meant like, that would actually, do you think that would fly if like say either gender, but 1.00

01:34:06.500 let's say it wouldn't fly, but fuck it. 0.99

01:34:09.340 I'll ask the question. 1.00

01:34:10.320 You, you set up a date.

01:34:12.200 Maybe you should tell them ahead of time and it's a multi-person date, but like, it's

01:34:20.460 not a, it's not a group date.

01:34:21.860 It's not like five guys and five girls.

01:34:23.680 It's like one girl, five guys, one guy, five girls. 0.79

01:34:27.020 Oh, is it a video like that?

01:34:28.000 It's like a poly type thing?

01:34:28.820 A what?

01:34:29.340 A poly.

01:34:30.540 No, just like.

01:34:32.340 Sister Wiser. 0.99

01:34:32.880 I'm a busy guy.

01:34:34.140 I don't have time to take all five of you on individual dates.

01:34:37.940 Let's just all go on and like a. 0.99

01:34:39.700 That'd be a fucking train. 1.00

01:34:41.140 It's like Brian Love Island. 1.00

01:34:42.520 That'd be a train wreck.

01:34:43.740 Can you do a video like that?

01:34:44.780 I should actually do a dating show.

01:34:47.440 Yes.

01:34:47.900 Where I, I have the girls and it's actually, I'm trying to date them or something.

01:34:51.020 Yeah.

01:34:51.460 Like a speed dating for one person.

01:34:54.000 Well, or even just to be a one-on-one, like a one-on-one, but I stream it.

01:34:58.340 I'm surprised you still have hope to even do that.

01:35:01.640 Oh, I'm pretty blackpilled, but to even do what?

01:35:04.780 To date women? 0.97

01:35:05.860 Yeah.

01:35:06.900 As opposed to dating men.

01:35:07.800 To even be willing to, the time, the time of day.

01:35:11.000 Wait, what do you mean?

01:35:11.520 Just, you've had so many women come through here on your show. 0.77

01:35:15.440 Yeah, and?

01:35:16.820 I'm just surprised that you're still willing to want to put yourself out there to give them the time.

01:35:22.320 He's a very organized man.

01:35:22.980 He can organize these days.

01:35:23.860 You mean after everything I've heard?

01:35:25.520 Yes. 1.00

01:35:26.020 All the crazy shit I've heard? 1.00

01:35:27.440 Yes. 1.00

01:35:28.200 Fair enough.

01:35:28.880 Well, look, I mean, there's good women out there. 1.00

01:35:32.660 Hey, her man literally traumatized me for, like, I'm traumatized by your man.

01:35:37.700 And if you can, like, forgive him and find someone else, I'm pretty sure Brian can, too.

01:35:42.860 I have a question.

01:35:43.980 Yeah.

01:35:45.380 Has, like, the podcast affected your dating life at all?

01:35:48.380 Sure.

01:35:48.800 Yeah.

01:35:50.320 Do you want to elaborate on it?

01:35:53.140 Well, I guess, what are you kind of getting at?

01:35:55.900 Like...

01:35:56.220 I don't know.

01:35:56.460 I'm just wondering, because, like, I mean, like, my job affects my dating life, obviously.

01:36:01.000 Oh, I see what you're saying.

01:36:01.860 Yeah.

01:36:02.000 Well, I could answer it in a couple of ways.

01:36:04.480 So, I mean, in terms of dating prospects, the way I date has changed a little bit.

01:36:13.220 So, I mean, I'll still shoot my shot, but, and I have, I started the podcast four years

01:36:18.200 ago, but most of the women I've dated, they contact me.

01:36:22.180 So, I, my dating situation is completely divorced from the reality of, like, how most men experience

01:36:31.580 dating.

01:36:32.600 I'm basically just sourcing entirely from women who contact me, which is basically what

01:36:37.740 all women do, essentially. 0.97

01:36:39.480 Even if you're, you could have a following of nothing, or you could be really super famous,

01:36:44.280 whatever. 0.98

01:36:45.720 Way better, by the way, way fucking better. 0.86

01:36:48.560 Um, but, uh, so that's one way it's changed.

01:36:53.740 Uh, the other way is, you, you, you, you compared it a bit to OnlyFans.

01:37:01.140 So, I'm not ignorant or oblivious to this. 0.99

01:37:05.840 So, when you have a controversial show like this, and you say retarded shit like I say, 0.99

01:37:10.780 yeah, it definitely closes the door for some women. 1.00

01:37:12.640 So, in the same way that when a criticism of OnlyFans girls is when you do this, when you're

01:37:17.600 involved in sex work, uh, that will close the door to you, to some men. 0.93

01:37:21.900 Like, some men, it's just 100% going to be a deal breaker.

01:37:25.520 Even if you quit it, they're going to be, like, not okay with it.

01:37:28.460 I'm not saying that you won't be able to find a boyfriend.

01:37:31.060 Most of the OnlyFans girls, well, not, I shouldn't say most, but a lot of, Mary, close the door, 1.00

01:37:35.440 please.

01:37:36.160 Uh, a lot of OnlyFans girls who come on the show, they'll say they're single.

01:37:39.180 I'm not, I, sometimes after this, I'll ask questions like, off the record, what's, come on.

01:37:47.400 And, uh, and I would, I, I always keep it off the record, so I wouldn't actually say who,

01:37:52.820 but a lot of times they'll be like, oh yeah, I've been, I'm like engaged.

01:37:56.720 But they come on and unfortunately lie and say, oh, I've been single for blah, blah, blah.

01:38:01.480 So, um, I don't think OF girls are prevented from finding a boyfriend, but it does close the door for you.

01:38:09.540 So, uh, comparing it to my situation, sometimes we dive into political stuff on the show.

01:38:15.180 Um, obviously I have opinions that are probably not appreciated by a lot of normies.

01:38:23.140 Uh, I have, I have high expectations.

01:38:27.660 Uh, well, I don't know if I, I have high expectations,

01:38:30.680 but I have, what's the right word?

01:38:35.160 Unorthodox?

01:38:36.520 What are they?

01:38:38.060 Expectations of women. 1.00

01:38:39.320 Yeah.

01:38:40.380 Uh, what's the right, unique?

01:38:41.640 I don't know what's the right word.

01:38:42.840 Something along those lines.

01:38:43.220 Unique qualifications.

01:38:44.280 Eccentric.

01:38:45.200 Uh.

01:38:45.640 He does like to get bowed at.

01:38:47.640 Bowed at, that's not, I wouldn't frame it exactly like that, but that is, yeah, that is something.

01:38:52.540 He likes to submit women. 0.99

01:38:54.440 Yes.

01:38:54.720 Oh.

01:38:55.520 Oh, you like the praise kink. 0.94

01:38:57.960 Got it.

01:38:59.800 What do you mean?

01:39:00.220 The praise.

01:39:00.720 You like to get praised as a man.

01:39:03.180 Well, I mean, if we're talking about the five, five love languages.

01:39:08.080 Yeah, of course.

01:39:08.680 Acts of service.

01:39:09.580 Yeah, exactly.

01:39:10.420 Uh, words of affirmation.

01:39:12.600 Sure.

01:39:13.520 Physical touch.

01:39:14.220 And then gift giving quality time.

01:39:17.520 Oh, that's my favorite.

01:39:19.220 What is, wait, what is quality time?

01:39:21.180 I'm not totally sure.

01:39:22.060 Like being beside each other, even if you're not doing anything.

01:39:25.220 Like, I completely disagree.

01:39:26.660 Is that quality time?

01:39:27.820 No.

01:39:28.020 Wait, I feel like it's like.

01:39:28.980 What is quality time to you?

01:39:30.360 Quality time is like doing an activity.

01:39:32.140 Like, let's go ice skating.

01:39:33.180 Let's go rock climbing.

01:39:34.080 Let's go kayaking.

01:39:35.220 Let's do something.

01:39:36.440 Make memories.

01:39:37.260 But.

01:39:37.480 You don't like that?

01:39:37.960 I don't even consider watching a movie like quality time.

01:39:41.420 Because you're just watching something.

01:39:42.640 You're not even talking to each other.

01:39:44.260 True.

01:39:44.880 You're just kind of watching the same thing together.

01:39:46.900 Yes, that's.

01:39:47.860 No, I think that's quality time.

01:39:49.520 I like it.

01:39:49.760 Watching a movie.

01:39:51.500 Watching a TV show.

01:39:52.760 I like it.

01:39:53.140 But there's a lack of connection.

01:39:54.240 And I really value connection, like, with the people I date.

01:39:57.980 And I also.

01:39:59.080 Sorry.

01:39:59.720 Go ahead.

01:40:00.380 Go ahead.

01:40:01.360 And I also agree in some way, shape, and form.

01:40:03.680 Because kind of just laying around together doing nothing doesn't really progress or build a relationship.

01:40:08.680 I think it does.

01:40:10.460 That's my go-to.

01:40:11.500 I mean, not all the time.

01:40:12.400 You want to go on a date.

01:40:14.340 I mean, if you can avoid it.

01:40:15.720 I mean, why not?

01:40:16.420 You don't want to spend time with her?

01:40:17.840 No, spend time with her.

01:40:19.480 But, you know, look.

01:40:20.480 The great Patrice O'Neill.

01:40:21.840 Rest in peace.

01:40:22.400 He was a famous comedian.

01:40:23.420 Passed away young. 0.99

01:40:27.040 He said something along the lines of, and I'm about to fucking butcher it. 0.98

01:40:29.700 So let me Google what he actually said before I fuck it up more than I already have. 0.99

01:40:34.060 Patrice O'Neill. 0.97

01:40:35.920 Women around. 0.74

01:40:38.240 Wait.

01:40:39.700 What is it?

01:40:41.180 Quote?

01:40:41.740 Hold on.

01:40:42.940 While he's looking it up, I like playing, like, video games with another guy.

01:40:47.340 Or guy, like, even if it's different.

01:40:49.900 Somebody in the chat, send it.

01:40:51.960 I love playing Clash Royale.

01:40:53.480 Yeah, that's it.

01:40:54.520 So fun.

01:40:55.220 Or, like, even if it's, like, separate.

01:40:56.820 Like, you don't, like, separate.

01:40:57.800 But if I'm cooking or, like, someone, like, he's on the couch, I feel like that's still

01:41:01.360 a little bit of quality time.

01:41:02.920 I disagree.

01:41:04.060 I feel like you shouldn't have to be speaking if you have a real connection.

01:41:07.740 Like, I feel like I should just be there.

01:41:09.060 Silence.

01:41:09.500 Yeah.

01:41:09.880 You don't necessarily have to, but it's definitely more engaging in a relationship.

01:41:14.340 Yeah, you don't have to.

01:41:15.280 Like, there doesn't need to always be talk, but I wouldn't consider that quality time.

01:41:19.580 Okay.

01:41:22.160 I'm still looking for it.

01:41:23.740 I think it's different for different people.

01:41:25.480 Like, I am way more of an introvert, as is my boyfriend.

01:41:29.520 And we both have, like, a million hobbies, a million things we like to do.

01:41:32.900 And we can be doing different tasks or different activities, but in the same room.

01:41:37.780 And I think the difference is whether or not you are, you know, taking breaks to engage

01:41:42.960 with the other person.

01:41:43.780 So, I'll go to his shop.

01:41:45.100 He'll be fixing up his truck.

01:41:46.540 I'll be sitting and crocheting, like, a little basket for it.

01:41:49.580 And I'm just adoring him, watching him fix up a truck.

01:41:52.740 He's adoring me just kind of sitting and crocheting.

01:41:54.940 That's hot.

01:41:55.440 Yeah.

01:41:55.620 Then we can, like, chat about it.

01:41:57.140 And so, I don't think you always have to be talking.

01:42:00.700 And I don't think you always have to be experiencing the same activity as long as there's a difference

01:42:07.680 in your perception of, you know, that when you're together and doing that activity when

01:42:12.220 you're alone.

01:42:13.220 And even the topics, the conversation that are shared can also in some way be a shared

01:42:18.040 experience when talking about new things or getting to know each other in some way,

01:42:22.000 shape, or form.

01:42:22.580 So, I'm kind of on both sides of it.

01:42:24.520 Yeah.

01:42:24.740 Like, if you watch a movie together, you know, it might not be considered quality time.

01:42:29.120 But if you sit after and, like, talk about the movie and, like, treat it as, like, a

01:42:32.380 true piece of, like, media consumption versus just kind of zoning out, then that's when it

01:42:36.460 becomes quality is the intentionality behind it.

01:42:39.820 I agree.

01:42:40.300 I found the quote, men want to be alone, but we don't want to be by ourselves.

01:42:46.220 So, it's kind of nice, like, you know, if the girl's, like, around the corner.

01:42:50.760 Like, she's there, but, like, in the kitchen or something.

01:42:54.460 So, you don't like clingy?

01:42:55.180 Or in the laundry room.

01:42:56.660 Huh?

01:42:56.900 You don't like clingy girls? 1.00

01:42:58.760 Clingy?

01:42:59.320 Clingy.

01:42:59.820 Like, attached.

01:43:00.900 Clingy?

01:43:01.580 Physically, like, attached and stuff.

01:43:03.140 What do you mean?

01:43:03.980 Like, clingy girls. 1.00

01:43:05.460 Like, yeah, like, she always wants to hang out with you, always wants to sit next to you.

01:43:09.320 Always missing you.

01:43:10.640 Yeah.

01:43:10.800 Wanting to be around you.

01:43:12.740 That you have to be engaged every moment that you're together, and when you're not together,

01:43:16.420 she wants you to be together and be engaged.

01:43:17.700 Why aren't you paying attention to me?

01:43:19.140 Be together and be engaged, yeah.

01:43:19.740 Yeah.

01:43:20.880 I mean, I think it's good for a woman to be obsessed with you, but she needs, that needs

01:43:26.840 to be, like, an internal thing that she copes with.

01:43:31.040 Like, I don't, like, I don't know.

01:43:33.080 I don't want it to be encroaching on my autonomy and my, too much of my time.

01:43:41.160 Yeah, I think that's a turn-off.

01:43:42.560 Sorry, go ahead.

01:43:43.780 Like, she gets jealous easily, but, like, won't let you know when she's jealous, because

01:43:47.740 she knows that maybe she shouldn't be jealous at times.

01:43:50.380 Oof.

01:43:50.940 Or just not be jealous to begin with, I guess.

01:43:54.160 That's a little harder set than that.

01:43:55.700 Yeah, that's got to be, like, a huge turn-off.

01:43:58.120 If you cheated on me in my dream, I'd be mad.

01:44:00.520 Oh, me, too.

01:44:00.820 Well, that's kind of weird, but I've heard girls say that, though. 0.86

01:44:04.100 They get all upset at you because you cheated in the dream. 0.98

01:44:07.580 It's like, shit, I couldn't, what was I supposed to do? 0.99

01:44:09.960 It feels really real. 0.99

01:44:11.820 It does.

01:44:12.700 You guys can be mean in dreams.

01:44:14.360 And that's what you guys have to apologize for.

01:44:16.140 It's still hurt our feelings.

01:44:16.760 We have to apologize for the dream cheating.

01:44:19.260 Can we on it over?

01:44:20.180 Yeah.

01:44:20.900 Ryan, you cheated on me in my dream.

01:44:22.260 I'm really upset about it.

01:44:23.880 Put him on a leash.

01:44:25.460 Yeah.

01:44:25.600 Is this a role play right now?

01:44:26.600 Put him in his dog cage.

01:44:27.500 Like, do you apologize?

01:44:28.680 But, yeah, quality time?

01:44:30.400 Yeah, I don't know about quality time, to be honest.

01:44:33.100 I don't know what that means, though.

01:44:34.280 What does that mean?

01:44:35.140 Hanging out.

01:44:35.660 I think quality time is just time together that, to me, it's quality.

01:44:39.960 Quality, if there's no bad vibes.

01:44:41.820 So, it doesn't matter if you're, like, caught up in whatever you're doing, as long as, like, the energy isn't bad.

01:44:48.020 I think that's quality time.

01:44:49.180 Yeah, phone down.

01:44:50.060 Phone down, just hanging out.

01:44:51.360 We're having some quality time right now.

01:44:53.720 Yeah, we're having some quality time right now.

01:44:55.460 Oh, yeah.

01:44:56.020 I think a more general explanation of it, in my personal opinion, is just enjoying each other's presence, you know?

01:45:03.480 Okay.

01:45:04.320 Yeah, I guess you wouldn't enjoy it if the vibes are bad.

01:45:07.000 Yeah.

01:45:08.020 But, yeah, the other four love languages, physical touch, words of affirmation, gift giving, acts of service, yes to all those.

01:45:17.880 Quality time, eh, whatever.

01:45:19.920 Eh.

01:45:20.080 What is that, you know?

01:45:22.280 You don't have a top pick?

01:45:24.560 Uh, acts of service.

01:45:26.200 I knew it.

01:45:26.740 Acts of service.

01:45:27.700 I feel like that's a... 0.99

01:45:28.240 If she's doing shit for me... 0.99

01:45:29.620 That's a common one for men. 1.00

01:45:30.920 Mm-hmm.

01:45:31.340 Yeah.

01:45:31.860 If she can...

01:45:33.080 If she can make a quilt or something.

01:45:37.160 Don't men like being, like, acts of service for women, too?

01:45:40.160 They like feeling, like, useful and powerful? 0.99

01:45:42.880 I like to be as useless as possible for a woman. 1.00

01:45:45.140 That's crazy. 0.99

01:45:46.100 Just at the beginning, just to see...

01:45:47.800 There it is.

01:45:47.900 Just to get a little temperature check, you know?

01:45:49.820 Make sure she... 0.89

01:45:50.560 No, I'm just kidding, sort of, but...

01:45:51.980 Okay.

01:45:52.460 You'd have to ask my ex-girlfriend about that. 0.95

01:45:54.420 Do you like quilting?

01:45:55.400 I quilt.

01:45:55.800 I don't at all, but...

01:45:57.800 Well, you're missing out, then.

01:45:59.000 I can just buy one on Amazon of Superior.

01:46:01.040 No, they're made with love.

01:46:03.840 Would you accept one from her?

01:46:07.860 You should have honestly brought one with you.

01:46:10.320 I'm kind of upset that you didn't...

01:46:11.600 I'm sorry.

01:46:12.080 I'll give you my scarf.

01:46:12.920 The only, by the way, shout out to, uh, shout out to you.

01:46:16.080 She made cookies.

01:46:17.120 Yeah, that's...

01:46:17.560 She did.

01:46:17.740 She did make cookies. 1.00

01:46:18.140 A ton of cookies.

01:46:18.740 I've already had two, and they're very good.

01:46:20.140 You already ate one?

01:46:21.080 Is that what you snuck off to do?

01:46:23.360 I...

01:46:23.680 No, he had two.

01:46:24.020 Yes.

01:46:24.740 I...

01:46:25.220 I also use the bathroom, too.

01:46:28.000 The trick is to, uh, swap one quarter of your flour with oats, and then extra brown sugar,

01:46:34.080 less regular sugar, and extra vanilla.

01:46:35.800 I should be demanding all the women to come on the show to bring me some sort of food item. 1.00

01:46:39.760 Some gift, like a king, like we bring you...

01:46:41.760 Yes, like, exactly.

01:46:43.340 An offering.

01:46:44.240 Sourdough bread, you know.

01:46:46.160 Yeah.

01:46:46.340 I don't know.

01:46:46.620 The women... 1.00

01:46:47.240 Bread starter.

01:46:48.020 Very rarely the women will bring a gift, and it's very upsetting to me.

01:46:50.440 I gave you $3.

01:46:51.180 I was pissed off at all of you for not bringing a gift.

01:46:53.780 It was upsetting.

01:46:54.920 Uh, wait, what were we talking about?

01:46:56.800 Your standards.

01:46:56.860 How did we get to the acts of...

01:46:58.540 Your standards.

01:46:59.280 Like, what else are your standards?

01:47:00.300 Oh, yeah, we're talking about the girlfriend application.

01:47:01.860 Oh, no, yeah.

01:47:01.880 You were asking me, okay, Brian, with the podcast, has it impacted dating?

01:47:05.760 Uh, yeah, definitely.

01:47:06.660 Some women, no go. 1.00

01:47:10.080 Because I lean more conservative.

01:47:11.680 I'm...

01:47:12.280 I wouldn't consider myself a radical, unlike chair one over here.

01:47:15.640 But, um...

01:47:17.280 But wouldn't that be more beneficial for you, because you would like your partner to have

01:47:20.940 the same views as you, for them to know your...

01:47:22.760 Yeah, no, that's a good point.

01:47:24.160 That is a fair question.

01:47:24.980 I obviously would want to, uh, be with somebody where there's an alignment of values, but

01:47:31.740 I think that, um, obviously, I think even for maybe people who...

01:47:38.160 It's going to close the door for some people just because they don't want to, uh, what's

01:47:44.960 the right term?

01:47:45.600 Proxy drama? 0.99

01:47:46.980 Like, if you're doing online shit, like, I get death threats. 0.99

01:47:50.680 I get, uh, hate mail. 1.00

01:47:52.900 Well, I have fucking major publications. 0.97

01:47:58.660 Hey, we're... 0.97

01:47:59.860 They don't say this.

01:48:00.640 We're writing a hit piece on you.

01:48:02.200 Do you care to comment? 1.00

01:48:02.980 Like, so then it's like, okay, they're going to do some fucking... 0.96

01:48:06.640 They don't want to be in a splash zone. 0.99

01:48:08.760 Yeah, someone did tell me to kill myself in the street today.

01:48:11.160 Nice.

01:48:11.700 Yeah, that...

01:48:12.460 Yeah, that...

01:48:12.840 Nice.

01:48:13.840 Yeah, so I mean, I think, um...

01:48:15.820 Nice.

01:48:16.400 I mean, I'm very private with my, uh, dating life, but, uh, there's still, it can still

01:48:23.040 have some degree of impact and, uh, but yeah, no, it's, it's closed the door, I'd say, for

01:48:29.460 some people.

01:48:31.120 Yeah.

01:48:32.160 Good.

01:48:32.320 Like before, you know, back before I started the podcast, I was, and I actually have become

01:48:37.240 more conservative, a bit more conservative.

01:48:38.780 Uh, I don't, I don't think I'm too crazy with it, depends on who you ask, but before I started

01:48:44.780 the podcast, I considered myself a bit more moderate and, you know, trying to date in Southern

01:48:50.180 California.

01:48:51.860 Look, I'll be honest. 1.00

01:48:54.520 If you want pussy, you got to hide some, you got to hide a little bit of your political 1.00

01:49:00.140 leanings. 1.00

01:49:00.720 You can't be like, listen, listen, okay. 0.97

01:49:04.080 Uh, you know, you got, look, I'm not trying to be fucking celibate here. 0.99

01:49:08.400 I can't just fucking first date. 0.97

01:49:11.100 Just by the way, um, I don't know. 0.99

01:49:15.040 Look, I've had some bad dating experiences with some liberal women. 1.00

01:49:19.480 I'll tell you that much.

01:49:20.500 Had some bad experiences.

01:49:21.700 You know, one time I brought a bottle, not this one exactly, but literally, I'm not even

01:49:27.760 joking.

01:49:28.220 It's not even like I made this up.

01:49:29.800 The girl torpedoed the date because I, I brought a plastic water ball to the date. 1.00

01:49:35.540 She was like, that's really environmentally, uh, inappropriate or I don't know what the

01:49:40.440 term was.

01:49:40.800 Was she vegan?

01:49:42.100 I'm not sure, honestly.

01:49:44.240 And then I argued with her for 10 minutes and then, yeah, that didn't go well.

01:49:48.040 And then one time, oh, uh, a girl I was seeing for a brief period, this was the summer of

01:49:55.460 love during the BLM riots.

01:49:57.480 I didn't post a black square and, uh, she, she, this girl I'd been seeing for, it was

01:50:06.920 short, like one or two months.

01:50:08.160 I didn't post a black square.

01:50:09.400 She's like, you know, post a black square. 1.00

01:50:10.600 I was like, nah, I'm good.

01:50:12.760 And then she broke up with me. 1.00

01:50:14.360 Oh shit. 1.00

01:50:15.800 I didn't post the black square. 1.00

01:50:17.500 I think the black square was very performative.

01:50:20.160 I agree.

01:50:21.180 Yeah.

01:50:21.520 Did you post regularly on Instagram?

01:50:23.880 Nah, not really.

01:50:25.300 I wasn't really.

01:50:26.840 That's a green flag.

01:50:27.700 I think.

01:50:28.280 Yeah.

01:50:28.460 I don't really.

01:50:28.940 I agree.

01:50:29.840 If I didn't do content, I probably wouldn't even have an Instagram to be honest.

01:50:35.420 I love Instagram.

01:50:36.460 I gotta, I have my real fix, you know?

01:50:39.080 Yeah. 1.00

01:50:39.560 You got some funny shit on your Instagram. 0.99

01:50:41.400 Thank you. 0.99

01:50:41.960 You got some funny, can you, can you lay on the accent a little thicker for us?

01:50:46.300 I mean, if you want to, I can.

01:50:47.400 Let's hear it.

01:50:48.340 I don't, that's it.

01:50:50.220 Huh?

01:50:50.420 How do you want me to, what do you want me to say?

01:50:51.680 Have you ever wrangled a cow before?

01:50:53.680 I have.

01:50:54.420 On a horseback?

01:50:57.480 Yeah, actually.

01:50:58.520 Have you ever, uh, had chewing tobacco?

01:51:02.060 Yes.

01:51:02.460 Yes.

01:51:02.960 Yeah.

01:51:03.560 Yeah.

01:51:03.920 You got, you got a bucket for that?

01:51:05.840 I got a, I got a spit bucket right here for you, Bob.

01:51:08.060 You got a spit bucket right there. 1.00

01:51:09.580 Shit. 1.00

01:51:10.260 I used my plastic water bottle. 1.00

01:51:12.260 Plastic.

01:51:12.800 Oh, you do the drip.

01:51:13.960 No, you got a, I got a handmade one someone sent me. 1.00

01:51:16.620 Shit. 0.99

01:51:16.640 You got to make sure that you put a napkin in it so it's not all, you know. 1.00

01:51:20.160 No, that's good.

01:51:21.180 Yeah.

01:51:21.640 But I should.

01:51:22.140 Write that down.

01:51:22.960 Write it down right now.

01:51:23.920 I should, uh, I should, uh, I should next show, Mary, remind me, I'll, I'll, uh, show my girlfriend

01:51:28.820 application.

01:51:30.180 It's intense. 0.99

01:51:31.140 It's like, I've had, I've had some girls DM me and I send that shit and they're like, 0.99

01:51:37.620 I'm good. 0.99

01:51:39.340 They changed their minds.

01:51:40.520 I'm like, oh, this is what it is.

01:51:42.360 Well, like what are the three weirdest criteria from it?

01:51:46.500 I'm not sure.

01:51:47.700 It's really long.

01:51:49.160 Well, like I named three.

01:51:51.180 He's still working on it.

01:51:52.360 I need a man.

01:51:53.120 It's just very, um, here, let me see if I can pull something up.

01:51:57.320 Let me see if I can give you something.

01:51:59.360 Let's see here.

01:52:00.620 Uh, one sec guys.

01:52:02.540 I'm pulling up.

01:52:04.420 Uh, question for the girls. 0.97

01:52:05.740 Do you guys approach the guy or you wait to wait for the guy to approach you?

01:52:09.040 I'll approach the guy anytime.

01:52:10.140 I don't care if he's, if he's got a mustache and blonde hair and just know I'm on it.

01:52:14.460 I usually approach as well.

01:52:15.800 I approach the guy.

01:52:16.720 I love approaching the guy.

01:52:17.820 I give the signals, but I like to be approached.

01:52:20.200 Like traditional.

01:52:21.760 I would typically kind of just wait for them to come to me.

01:52:26.640 Honestly.

01:52:27.340 I'm picky.

01:52:27.980 I got to come to them.

01:52:30.160 Cause if it's a dude that's coming up to me, I'm like, I like it if a girl makes the 1.00

01:52:34.440 first move.

01:52:35.080 Depends on the situation.

01:52:36.220 I'm really picky.

01:52:37.120 I usually like wait.

01:52:40.140 And if they don't make a move, then I'll make a move.

01:52:42.820 Yeah.

01:52:43.060 I'm usually willing to initiate more.

01:52:45.040 If I feel like there's an attraction there, maybe a hesitancy or nervousness.

01:52:49.640 And like kind of, then sometimes you have to give a more like, you know, straightforward

01:52:53.480 green flag and then they feel more comfortable.

01:52:55.860 But I need some sort of like a signal or something for the other person or else.

01:53:00.100 Oh yeah.

01:53:00.520 I would never.

01:53:01.520 I'm not a shot in the dark kind of person.

01:53:03.280 Yeah.

01:53:03.340 Now here's a question that you have to ask.

01:53:07.560 One of the questions I ask, because when we went around the table, everybody here said

01:53:12.860 they're single or not everybody, but some of you said you're single.

01:53:16.220 Now, what in 2026 does it even mean to be single?

01:53:20.760 Because if you ask somebody if they're single 20 years ago for, as an example, uh, that meant 0.97

01:53:26.860 like they're single, they're not fucking somebody. 0.98

01:53:31.020 They're not talking to 20 other people. 0.99

01:53:33.560 They're single.

01:53:34.920 Now you could ask somebody if they're single and they could be having sex with three other

01:53:40.580 people, have a roster, be on a dating app, have 300 matches.

01:53:45.320 So what does it actually mean in 2026 to be single?

01:53:49.420 I'm a jealous girl.

01:53:50.440 You cannot be talking to anybody.

01:53:53.800 Yeah, I agree.

01:53:55.280 Well, in reverse.

01:53:56.400 So I think the question you have to ask, this is what you need to ask.

01:53:59.460 You can't just ask somebody if they're single and I'll read it.

01:54:02.360 Are you currently talking to dating parentheses?

01:54:05.940 This would include casual hangouts, seeing involved with, or maintaining contact with any

01:54:13.160 other men in any capacity, whether casually or seriously, online or in person, including,

01:54:19.720 but not limited to, texts, DMs, dating apps, or social media.

01:54:24.440 You need to ask that question.

01:54:26.260 I agree.

01:54:27.480 Me too.

01:54:27.920 Because you ask somebody if they're single, it's like, they got their guts rearranged last

01:54:33.280 night.

01:54:33.740 I'm way too jealous.

01:54:34.660 What makes me even more mad too is like, you think that you're going steady with someone.

01:54:39.240 Steady?

01:54:39.680 Is that why you wore the prairie dress today?

01:54:43.800 This is just what I wear.

01:54:44.920 Oh, okay.

01:54:45.520 Yeah.

01:54:45.840 You don't like my dress?

01:54:46.900 I wasn't hating the dress.

01:54:48.460 I was just, you said steady.

01:54:50.680 Yeah.

01:54:51.740 Steady?

01:54:52.340 Okay, go ahead. 1.00

01:54:53.700 Fucking 1950. 0.99

01:54:54.540 So like, you think you're going steady with someone and then you find out that they're 0.99

01:54:59.980 seeing other people too.

01:55:02.480 And I feel like that's a common occurrence.

01:55:05.020 Yeah, you got to ask right away.

01:55:07.360 Right away.

01:55:07.760 Well, it happened to me one time when I worked at Taco Bell, but it was my manager, he was

01:55:12.260 like just two years older.

01:55:13.400 And then another girl I worked with and I found out and we were all working together. 0.99

01:55:17.280 Damn. 0.99

01:55:17.740 It was messy. 0.99

01:55:18.720 Nice. 0.98

01:55:19.140 Fucked up. 0.99

01:55:20.760 Got to watch out for those Taco Bell managers. 1.00

01:55:22.800 Yeah.

01:55:23.220 Early on in high school, he wasn't really my boyfriend or anything like that, but I had

01:55:29.260 kind of mentioned this, um, when questions were sent over.

01:55:33.860 Um, there was a man that at first super normal, um, turned out to be very crazy, but to sum

01:55:42.680 it up, he was single.

01:55:44.380 We were involved for, I would say like a couple months, found out he had a girlfriend of over

01:55:50.260 two years. 1.00

01:55:51.380 Oh, fuck. 0.99

01:55:51.720 And then a couple months later, um, him and my closest friend at the time for like three 1.00

01:55:59.020 months were doing stuff.

01:56:01.720 So, I mean, I totally agree with all of these other questions do definitely have to be asked

01:56:07.460 because that definitely doesn't.

01:56:10.420 Yeah. 1.00

01:56:10.620 Getting cheated on fuck sucks. 1.00

01:56:13.620 So for me personally, I feel like I've never been able to date or like have interest in 1.00

01:56:18.960 more than one person at a time just because I.

01:56:21.420 A lot of work.

01:56:22.200 It seems like a lot of work and I have difficulty reducing like levels of intimacy or like balancing

01:56:29.060 different like intimacy in different areas.

01:56:32.320 Um, have any of you guys like had a roster or like experience that balance is, am I the

01:56:38.280 only one that that feels difficult to, cause it seems like a lot of people make it seem

01:56:41.320 normal.

01:56:42.160 And to me it like.

01:56:43.760 Like to have a roster?

01:56:44.980 To have a roster, like having, um, more than like, you know, people, whether you're talking

01:56:51.480 to, whether you're like dating people.

01:56:53.500 Um, but yeah, basically.

01:56:54.600 I honestly find that quite difficult for my personal perspective.

01:56:58.260 I mean, besides like at one point in my life texting like multiple people at a time,

01:57:02.880 I've never personally had multiple like physical relationships because it just goes against.

01:57:10.440 Yeah.

01:57:10.840 It just doesn't vibe with you.

01:57:11.700 My morals.

01:57:12.060 Yeah.

01:57:12.520 It's difficult.

01:57:13.300 I feel like not only like with time management, with like energy management, but just to emotionally

01:57:20.540 kind of develop two different relationships simultaneously.

01:57:24.700 Like I feel like for, for some people, maybe they can make it work for other people.

01:57:28.640 Maybe they're trying to pretend that they're making it work.

01:57:31.040 Um, but I feel like someone's always missing out.

01:57:33.580 I would crack under like, I would crack eventually.

01:57:35.800 It's hard to get one.

01:57:36.860 Yeah.

01:57:37.140 Yeah.

01:57:37.500 I, what is a roster?

01:57:38.820 I'm sorry.

01:57:39.300 I just don't know what that is.

01:57:40.180 Totally.

01:57:40.520 Yeah.

01:57:40.840 So, um, roster usually will refer to, um, a, someone having a couple people.

01:57:48.540 Sometimes, you know, some people will boast big rosters.

01:57:51.720 Um, some people might see it as like three where you flirt or engage with, with them in a romantic

01:57:57.680 or sexual nature, whether it's talking, whether it's sex itself, whether you just kind of,

01:58:03.420 you know, date and hang out, whatever, um, at the same time.

01:58:06.560 And, or it can be people that you can go to either for dates, sexual needs, sexual interaction,

01:58:14.260 or romantic interaction, um, over a period of time.

01:58:17.640 So.

01:58:17.760 Think of a list.

01:58:18.980 Yeah.

01:58:19.180 It's basically a list.

01:58:20.000 I thought it was just like sexual.

01:58:21.900 Yeah. 0.98

01:58:22.080 In my head, a roster is like people you're just having sex with. 0.99

01:58:25.220 Yeah. 0.98

01:58:25.980 I've heard that.

01:58:26.580 I've heard some people where they're like, you know, that's what, what I think when I

01:58:29.620 hear roster, I'm thinking like, Oh, you have a roster lined up ready at your door.

01:58:33.540 That might be.

01:58:34.460 Yeah.

01:58:34.960 Does anybody here have one?

01:58:36.620 I did in college.

01:58:38.320 How big was it?

01:58:39.940 Um, it wasn't necessarily like I wrote down names or anything, but it was just like on

01:58:43.660 the weekends I'd go out and then might hang out with this guy.

01:58:46.360 And then the next day might the other guy or I went crazy.

01:58:49.720 Got it.

01:58:50.280 Uh, Holly bussing thing for the 20 on Venmo.

01:58:53.340 Appreciate it, Holly.

01:58:54.180 Thank you.

01:58:54.480 Thank you.

01:58:54.840 Appreciate it.

01:58:55.380 All right.

01:58:56.480 Uh, did you have another question?

01:58:58.300 I, I feel like you maybe asked me something, but I don't remember.

01:59:01.560 I was asking your other standards, but I think.

01:59:03.700 Oh, the other.

01:59:05.200 Just give her the, just give her the list. 0.96

01:59:07.240 Give her. 0.66

01:59:07.780 Just give her the application. 0.96

01:59:09.080 All right.

01:59:09.420 I want to know.

01:59:10.120 I want to know.

01:59:10.760 I ask.

01:59:12.060 Okay.

01:59:12.300 Here's maybe a crazy one. 0.99

01:59:13.960 It's like literally HIPAA violation type shit. 0.99

01:59:16.280 Oh God. 0.99

01:59:16.620 Uh, okay.

01:59:17.560 Have you been in therapy?

01:59:18.980 Fair.

01:59:19.400 Yeah.

01:59:20.100 Uh, are you in therapy?

01:59:21.960 Do you have any mental health diagnoses?

01:59:24.600 If so, list them. 1.00

01:59:26.880 Um, shit. 0.99

01:59:28.400 How many different therapists have you had? 1.00

01:59:30.320 If you've been to therapy?

01:59:32.100 Um, I'm trying to think what else are you on any medications?

01:59:35.000 Do you have any questions?

01:59:37.080 List them.

01:59:39.260 Uh, so that's a few.

01:59:42.200 Those are good ones.

01:59:43.160 I like it.

01:59:43.700 Yeah.

01:59:43.820 But do you realize how insane that would be to like, I feel like if, if you were just

01:59:48.200 on a date with a girl that you met on a dating app to just ask those questions, you

01:59:52.000 can't get away with it.

01:59:53.080 I don't think you could get away with it.

01:59:55.860 Maybe.

01:59:56.320 I don't know.

01:59:57.300 You got to go through a cabinet at her house.

01:59:59.620 You got to organically and just be like, so where are you coming from?

02:00:03.640 Therapy.

02:00:05.960 Who here is in therapy?

02:00:08.820 You're in therapy?

02:00:09.740 Okay.

02:00:10.220 Um, how long have you been in therapy for?

02:00:13.320 Oh, years.

02:00:15.080 Years?

02:00:15.500 How many different therapists have you had?

02:00:17.380 Um, Jesus Christ.

02:00:19.640 Only a couple.

02:00:20.380 Only a couple?

02:00:21.440 One of them was because she got pregnant, so I couldn't go to her anymore. 0.97

02:00:24.340 The other one was because she wasn't helping.

02:00:26.740 There's different therapists do different things, and she was- 0.79

02:00:29.100 The roster of therapists.

02:00:31.420 I do have a roster of therapists.

02:00:32.940 She wasn't what I necessarily needed.

02:00:34.440 So I moved to somebody else.

02:00:36.220 And I've had him for, like, two years now.

02:00:38.580 Gotcha.

02:00:39.060 I had a therapist try to hook up with me when I was younger, and he lost his business.

02:00:43.180 When you say younger, you mean-

02:00:44.980 I was 18, I think.

02:00:46.080 Okay.

02:00:46.240 Yeah.

02:00:46.420 I mean, that's still wrong, even if you're an adult.

02:00:48.920 Yeah.

02:00:49.300 Because it's, like, a ethical thing.

02:00:52.580 More PTSD attitude.

02:00:54.360 Because you're vulnerable with your therapist, so-

02:00:56.420 It's a legal institution.

02:00:57.160 It's, like, I think, yeah.

02:00:59.080 They can definitely get in trouble for it.

02:01:01.240 Yeah.

02:01:01.740 Like, lose their license.

02:01:03.000 Did he lose his business because of that?

02:01:05.000 Yeah, he did.

02:01:05.140 Okay. 1.00

02:01:05.360 Damn. 1.00

02:01:05.680 Got it. 1.00

02:01:06.320 Good.

02:01:06.500 Thirsty therapist.

02:01:08.160 Thirsty therapist.

02:01:09.240 I think therapy is good, though.

02:01:10.240 It gets sometimes a bad wreck because it's, like, oh, why are you in therapy?

02:01:13.680 But if you're using it correctly, then I feel like-

02:01:17.840 What do you go for?

02:01:19.100 I just go to chat.

02:01:21.260 That's not the right reason.

02:01:22.200 Okay, well, I have ADHD, and I have, like, trauma from my past abusive relationship as

02:01:28.460 well as, like, my parents.

02:01:30.200 How did you abuse him?

02:01:31.080 We're great.

02:01:32.600 What did you do?

02:01:33.740 He abused me.

02:01:34.660 I mean, I definitely got, like-

02:01:36.120 What did you do, though?

02:01:37.640 What did I do?

02:01:38.440 Did you do anything?

02:01:39.200 I don't know.

02:01:39.480 I mean, I feel like there gets a point when you're in an abusive relationship where you

02:01:42.240 kind of, like, become a product of your environment, and, you know, you fight back a little

02:01:47.420 bit, you become toxic as well.

02:01:49.040 And I had to, like, unlearn those traits, and I think I've succeeded.

02:01:54.200 I'll share a little bit of an anecdote on this.

02:01:57.060 Now, I've had a couple long-term relationships, and I, of almost every single girl I've dated,

02:02:06.660 nothing bad to say about them.

02:02:08.840 Great women, great girls don't have anything bad. 1.00

02:02:11.660 Sometimes things don't work out.

02:02:13.240 However, there was one girl, and I'm pretty sure she had borderline personality disorder. 1.00

02:02:19.040 And I don't know if anybody can relate to this.

02:02:21.500 I've never, all my other relationships, super low conflict, super low friction, but that

02:02:29.120 particular relationship, maybe somebody in the chat can relate.

02:02:35.920 She was toxic, okay?

02:02:37.760 And I would, I would get upset.

02:02:43.340 I would get upset, you know?

02:02:46.320 Like, to the point where I'm like, you're driving me crazy here.

02:02:48.920 What are you doing?

02:02:50.020 And, you know, there were a few times I'd raise my voice.

02:02:53.880 Never, you know, nothing more than that.

02:02:55.900 But I don't know if anyone can relate to that, where it's like, this person is so, causing so

02:03:00.720 much conflict.

02:03:01.400 Like, you're just, you, in all your other relationships, you've never been like that.

02:03:06.100 You've never been like that after the toxic relationship. 1.00

02:03:08.380 But in that one thing, they, sometimes a man or a woman can draw that shit out of you. 1.00

02:03:14.620 Yes. 1.00

02:03:14.960 I don't know.

02:03:15.200 Can anyone relate to that?

02:03:16.300 I don't know.

02:03:16.840 Self-sabotaging type thing.

02:03:18.660 I would date no one mentally ill.

02:03:19.660 I don't think it's self-sabotaging. 0.67

02:03:22.100 That's mentally ill work. 0.97

02:03:23.880 Yeah.

02:03:24.340 They need, they need, they don't need to be in a relationship at all.

02:03:26.460 I think they need help.

02:03:27.480 I think people with BPD need, like, a lot of validation and they feel insecure.

02:03:30.880 Yeah, they need help.

02:03:31.320 Like, some girls will, like, self-sabotage to, like, test you, to, like, be like, would 1.00

02:03:37.160 you stay through all this?

02:03:38.400 Or I think if they're depressed, they might just be self-sabotaging and not knowing it,

02:03:41.500 too.

02:03:41.900 But that's not healthy.

02:03:43.140 One of the, I feel like, gnarliest things about BPD, it seems like, is that accountability

02:03:47.580 and taking ownership of what's going on with you is one of the best and only ways to

02:03:54.020 kind of work through some of the things, but it also is the toughest thing because

02:03:58.280 you have such a fragile sense of self and you have such a fragile, you just don't have

02:04:03.580 an innate sense of, like, general safety or, like, general, I don't know, cohesiveness

02:04:08.600 with reality.

02:04:10.060 But I haven't experienced it in relationships, but I've experienced, like, in a romantic

02:04:16.500 relationship, but other relationships, I've experienced people where they're just so

02:04:19.580 crazy, you feel like you're going crazy.

02:04:21.800 You can't even be friends with them.

02:04:22.920 Yeah, I'm like, I'm not a yeller, but, like, you just, you make no sense, dude, and, like,

02:04:27.220 if we can't even talk about...

02:04:29.460 You become a product of your environment.

02:04:30.500 Why did you leave me?

02:04:31.280 Why did you leave me?

02:04:32.140 Why didn't you text me?

02:04:33.400 Yeah.

02:04:33.580 What's the matter with you? 0.97

02:04:34.740 It's just nuts. 0.72

02:04:35.780 It's just, I don't know.

02:04:36.300 It's been 12 hours.

02:04:37.400 Grow up.

02:04:38.080 Yeah, grow up.

02:04:39.280 Yeah. 0.99

02:04:39.480 Get some balls. 0.99

02:04:40.440 Yeah. 0.99

02:04:40.660 Go to therapy.

02:04:41.520 Yeah, go to therapy.

02:04:42.600 Therapy is cool.

02:04:43.580 That's it.

02:04:44.000 Just go to therapy.

02:04:44.560 Therapy is cool. 0.85

02:04:45.500 Get your mental illness on somewhere. 0.67

02:04:47.480 Brian, have you been in therapy? 0.99

02:04:49.360 Have I been in therapy?

02:04:50.700 Yeah.

02:04:50.960 I'm trying to think.

02:04:54.260 I had a grandparent.

02:04:59.940 No, actually, I didn't.

02:05:00.920 Not for that.

02:05:02.360 When I was in, I think, my senior year of high school, I started getting panic attacks.

02:05:08.320 And I saw a therapist specifically to treat that.

02:05:12.200 I saw him for two or three months.

02:05:13.840 He gave me tools to be able to help with that.

02:05:19.420 Stopped having panic attacks.

02:05:21.900 So, yeah, that was pretty much it, though.

02:05:24.360 One time.

02:05:25.540 Yeah.

02:05:26.640 But, like, talk therapy where I'm just like, oh, my God, my life is miserable.

02:05:30.060 No. 1.00

02:05:30.940 It was just like, oh, shit. 1.00

02:05:32.640 Panic attacks. 1.00

02:05:33.300 What's going on?

02:05:34.160 So.

02:05:34.620 I mean, that's not how talk therapy is.

02:05:36.840 I mean, for some people, maybe.

02:05:38.680 But.

02:05:39.080 Mary, can you open the door, please?

02:05:42.500 Who here is on any medications?

02:05:46.540 An inhaler.

02:05:47.220 Only medically.

02:05:48.040 Inhaler.

02:05:49.020 Yes.

02:05:49.400 Can you abuse an inhaler?

02:05:50.820 Yes.

02:05:51.580 Like, does it get you high?

02:05:52.940 No, no.

02:05:53.600 Just it can be bad for you.

02:05:55.080 If you use it too many times.

02:05:56.080 Any medications?

02:05:56.880 Medically only.

02:06:00.820 What does that mean?

02:06:01.920 What is that?

02:06:02.320 I had a thyroid infection, so I have to take antibiotics, right?

02:06:06.620 And it's in my bag right now, so I hope I don't forget to take it.

02:06:10.020 I'm on Adderall.

02:06:11.340 Adderall?

02:06:11.820 Yeah.

02:06:12.560 Me too.

02:06:13.300 Adderall?

02:06:13.960 Okay.

02:06:14.900 Good times.

02:06:15.680 Further disagreements.

02:06:17.160 Brianna, you wrote that.

02:06:22.560 Wait, hold on.

02:06:23.300 Where the heck is it?

02:06:25.060 Oh, my God. 0.87

02:06:26.880 So, you disagree in some ways, especially when it comes to belittling women.

02:06:34.520 Okay, let's explore that.

02:06:36.720 What are your thoughts there?

02:06:38.080 How do I belittle women, et cetera, et cetera?

02:06:41.280 So, most parts I really do stand and agree with you on due to the way that I was raised in my beliefs that also do lean a lot more conservative.

02:06:50.200 But some women are in the position from a young age where it's very hard for them to support themselves financially. 1.00

02:07:03.380 And I guess in that realm of things, I do kind of support, not support, but understand maybe being in the only fans or sex worker industry because, I mean, again, you can always go and get a normal.

02:07:19.680 I mean, not to say that it's not a normal job, but, like, more so of a normal job.

02:07:25.740 But a lot of people don't have maybe the knowledge or the access to be able to do so in some way, shape, or form.

02:07:34.480 A lot of it is by choice, but I feel as though I kind of stand with the side of it that doesn't really have as much of a choice if what I'm saying makes sense.

02:07:45.500 Are you saying, like, you're sold into it?

02:07:49.640 No, no, no, no, not at all.

02:07:51.220 Just, like, maybe schooling and college isn't as accessible to a lot of people.

02:07:58.340 I don't know.

02:07:58.960 You could just work at McDonald's. 1.00

02:08:00.060 You don't got to sell your pussy online. 1.00

02:08:02.060 McDonald's is hiring. 1.00

02:08:03.160 I feel like that's a – I don't know.

02:08:04.080 I think that's an accountability thing that no one has.

02:08:07.780 I disagree.

02:08:09.240 I started because I was trying to pay for my school because I was – I was working at Subway.

02:08:13.240 But I was working 40-hour weeks, and I didn't have time to study or go to class.

02:08:16.360 I was so exhausted.

02:08:17.520 So I got into the industry because –

02:08:19.600 That's when you get a loan.

02:08:21.240 I'm not going to get a loan for school.

02:08:22.820 You can always get a loan.

02:08:23.440 I had to get my own loans, and I couldn't qualify for everything.

02:08:25.580 Didn't, like, one of the presidents wipe out student loans?

02:08:28.220 Yeah.

02:08:28.600 Somebody –

02:08:29.000 No, I wish.

02:08:29.700 I'm still paying.

02:08:30.300 I think Biden tried to do something.

02:08:31.740 He wanted to.

02:08:32.440 He did not.

02:08:32.960 I promise you.

02:08:33.740 I think it got challenged in the court.

02:08:35.860 Maybe I don't recall the details.

02:08:38.000 But – but, okay, so you understand why they – some women go to OnlyFans for financial or economic reasons.

02:08:45.600 But what specifically – because you mentioned belittling – what would you – what would you say is an example of a time I belittled a woman?

02:08:54.740 I've seen clips here and there off the top of my head.

02:08:58.820 In full honesty, I can't give you a response.

02:09:00.700 But I feel like there have been some times where you've disregarded somebody's reasoning for doing so.

02:09:08.060 For doing OnlyFans.

02:09:09.420 Or any type of sex work.

02:09:10.660 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:09:12.640 Again, although I really don't necessarily agree with that whole industry as a whole.

02:09:18.200 I feel like some people have different reasons for doing so.

02:09:21.540 Yeah, I mean, I don't know if I – I don't know if I typically belittle.

02:09:33.140 Maybe I have, though.

02:09:34.900 I don't know.

02:09:35.720 But I'm not asking for a verbatim quote. 0.98

02:09:38.660 But is there something like that in your memory that you could point to and be like, Brian, this one time you called a chick a whore? 0.99

02:09:45.360 Or something like – I don't know. 0.99

02:09:46.200 Something like that.

02:09:47.920 Something.

02:09:48.500 What do you think?

02:09:48.960 I mean, I would say that.

02:09:52.300 Can I play off of that?

02:09:53.880 You call yourself one.

02:09:55.000 Same.

02:09:56.060 Same.

02:09:56.600 Do you think that it's, like, less morally wrong if a woman does OnlyFans based on the reason why she does it? 1.00

02:10:04.540 Yeah.

02:10:04.780 It feels very demoralizing.

02:10:07.860 To a woman. 0.79

02:10:09.880 Just wondering.

02:10:10.580 Is it less wrong?

02:10:15.300 In your opinion.

02:10:16.780 Is it less morally wrong based on the reason?

02:10:21.340 But, you know, look, there's a lot of opportunity in the United States.

02:10:25.020 You can work.

02:10:29.040 Look, it might not be a glamorous job, but there's plenty of jobs.

02:10:32.820 And honestly, if you're an attractive woman, even – you can do things outside of sex work and even use your pretty privilege. 0.98

02:10:40.440 You know, a lot of women will get into, like, medical sales. 1.00

02:10:42.780 And you can get into something even without a college education and still make a good income and enough money to survive.

02:10:53.020 I don't know if it's actually the case in the United States that any woman has to do sex work. 1.00

02:11:02.020 Like, I understand it's appealing in the sense that some women can make a lot of money doing it. 1.00

02:11:09.240 But I don't know if it's actually true that any woman in the United States has to turn to sex work for purely financial reasons. 1.00

02:11:19.140 What about, like, a mom that has, like, two under five at home and has no support system? 0.99

02:11:25.380 And no time to take care of that.

02:11:26.940 The government has a weird support system.

02:11:28.960 But does welfare pay enough to support a family of three?

02:11:34.980 I have a kid, and when I was a bartender, I was on food stamps, and they had – I had everything good.

02:11:41.440 I didn't have to really pay for anything.

02:11:43.260 They paid for my insurance, food in my fridge, and by paper, I was, you know, a single mother.

02:11:52.100 You know, I was still living with my baby daddy at the time, but they paid for everything, and I still had a job, and I was making $5,000 a month.

02:11:59.440 And OnlyFans was a choice.

02:12:01.340 It's a choice.

02:12:02.060 I guess I didn't really consider, like, the government help aspects of that.

02:12:05.500 Yeah, not just government help, but even religious institutions.

02:12:08.160 A lot of churches have a lot of different programs that they run through that can be, like –

02:12:12.400 Yeah, they handed out free diapers.

02:12:14.480 I would get a box of diapers every month from the church, from everyone else.

02:12:20.000 What about –

02:12:20.400 Food pantries.

02:12:21.460 They gave me food, wipes, diapers, everything you really needed.

02:12:24.720 It's just handed to you.

02:12:26.400 What if she doesn't want things handed to her? 0.90

02:12:29.100 Well, then that's her – 1.00

02:12:30.120 Then she's an idiot. 1.00

02:12:31.260 Then she's making a choice. 1.00

02:12:32.820 Just an idiot. 1.00

02:12:33.220 Just like with your school, respectfully, you didn't have to do sex work. 1.00

02:12:38.180 You just didn't have to go to school.

02:12:40.520 And sometimes –

02:12:41.180 You didn't have to open your legs to have a kid either.

02:12:42.860 But, yeah, it just, like –

02:12:45.080 And I will say, I think one of the issues is that people automatically equate behavior with moral value or worth of the individual.

02:12:55.620 So, like, I will look you in the face and say, I probably wouldn't call you a hoe because I don't think that that's a permanent state. 1.00

02:13:02.140 I hope it's not a permanent state.

02:13:03.200 Maybe it is a permanent state. 1.00

02:13:04.200 Maybe you die and I call you a hoe then. 1.00

02:13:05.800 But you're doing hoe shit. 1.00

02:13:07.180 And I will say, like – 1.00

02:13:08.340 And that's accountability. 0.99

02:13:08.960 I think that, like, hoe shit is difficult both for the individual engaging in it. 1.00

02:13:15.780 And I don't think anyone would say, hey, it's all peaches and cream. 0.99

02:13:18.580 I think that some of the damage or the difficulty extends deeper than some people are willing to admit.

02:13:25.280 Both between, one, you're essentially creating a separate identity.

02:13:31.020 You become a performer. 0.95

02:13:31.980 And that kind of shit on your psyche, especially when you're going into a separate – essentially disassociating. 0.99

02:13:39.280 And you could say, oh, no, this is just me. 0.99

02:13:40.860 But, no, in order to be successful, you have to create an alter ego or, you know, some kind of character.

02:13:47.440 Because if you're just your normal person self, no one's going to tune in for the most part.

02:13:52.560 And you're disassociating into that character during one of the most intimate acts that people can engage together. 0.99

02:14:00.840 I think that, over time, that can fuck with you. 0.99

02:14:06.280 I think that a lot of women either get into it because they think that other people objectify me or are going to objectify me. 1.00

02:14:19.380 So, I'm going to objectify myself first and that way I have control over the situation.

02:14:23.440 Some people might think, oh, it's all fun and games. 0.83

02:14:25.300 I love sex. 0.76

02:14:25.820 It'll be cool, whatever. 0.60

02:14:27.000 But I think that there does come a time in everyone's life with the exception of maybe, like, a handful. 0.99

02:14:32.820 Like, truly minute numbers that this shit's going to have an impact. 0.98

02:14:39.980 And you're going to be sitting at one day. 0.99

02:14:41.580 And that breaks my heart for anyone that's going through that.

02:14:44.820 Because I think that some people go through not knowing.

02:14:46.720 Some people go through willingly, like, willfully knowing and not caring.

02:14:51.500 But it makes me sad.

02:14:52.640 I don't think that it makes you a bad person.

02:14:54.880 I just think that it's sad to see someone put themselves in a bad position.

02:15:00.340 But what if it helps people get out of a bad position?

02:15:02.100 I do have to move on to the next topic here.

02:15:05.100 But I have a question.

02:15:07.520 So, would you date a guy who has, like, a nerdy collection of something?

02:15:13.840 A hundred percent.

02:15:14.520 Oh, I do.

02:15:15.300 I mean, I have tons of nerdy stuff.

02:15:16.820 Absolutely.

02:15:17.420 You would?

02:15:18.220 Yeah.

02:15:18.780 Yes.

02:15:19.160 Okay.

02:15:19.560 Why?

02:15:19.860 Do you have one?

02:15:20.800 Mary, play the YouTube clip.

02:15:23.340 The YouTube short.

02:15:25.620 We'll put it in the video tab.

02:15:29.140 I have something to show you guys here.

02:15:31.040 Seems like you guys are all open to it, though.

02:15:33.100 Go ahead.

02:15:33.400 Needs four functioning lightsabers.

02:15:43.120 Who said we need them?

02:15:46.240 Huh?

02:15:46.800 Who said we need four lightsabers?

02:15:51.300 I wanted them.

02:15:52.460 I don't need them.

02:15:53.120 I want them.

02:15:54.000 And you want to know a secret?

02:15:54.940 If you do it, I don't have enough.

02:15:57.600 I want more.

02:16:00.360 And I know I shouldn't.

02:16:02.340 I got a better question.

02:16:03.840 Why would I go on a date when I could just stay home and just do this all day?

02:16:09.380 This is way more fun. 0.92

02:16:12.020 What gross man needs four? 0.99

02:16:14.800 Would you guys date a guy who had four lightsabers? 0.98

02:16:17.960 Yeah, that's cute.

02:16:19.600 I mean, if he had ten lightsabers, yes.

02:16:22.680 Anything less, probably no.

02:16:24.260 Yeah.

02:16:24.820 Got it.

02:16:25.280 That's a...

02:16:26.360 Men need whimsy. 0.99

02:16:27.300 I don't know.

02:16:27.600 I like Star Trek a little bit better.

02:16:29.220 Fake poser if you have less than ten.

02:16:32.540 We have a...

02:16:34.540 Let's see here.

02:16:36.560 We have some tweets from you guys.

02:16:38.300 We're going to...

02:16:38.740 These are...

02:16:40.140 I got some tweets.

02:16:41.280 We got the show.

02:16:42.340 So I looked at some of your guys' Twitter accounts.

02:16:45.500 We got some tweets to react to.

02:16:47.040 Go ahead.

02:16:47.240 Can I pull up the first one?

02:16:49.240 Oh.

02:16:50.300 Kitty.

02:16:53.140 Wait.

02:16:53.760 Zoom it in a little bit.

02:16:54.740 Is that a felony charge?

02:16:55.380 Can you zoom it in?

02:16:56.960 You posted this on your Twitter.

02:16:59.540 So is this you?

02:17:01.640 Yeah.

02:17:02.620 That...

02:17:03.420 So you got charged with...

02:17:04.600 Wait.

02:17:04.760 Let me pull it back.

02:17:07.500 You got charged with felony assault.

02:17:11.120 You looked at my Twitter?

02:17:12.980 It was on your Twitter.

02:17:14.160 Yeah.

02:17:14.280 Okay.

02:17:14.560 It's public on me.

02:17:15.320 I forgot about that.

02:17:16.540 What's the story there?

02:17:17.800 What happened?

02:17:19.880 So...

02:17:20.160 I...

02:17:21.040 I can't really...

02:17:22.760 Can I talk about it?

02:17:23.580 Wait.

02:17:23.760 When was that, by the way?

02:17:24.760 That was...

02:17:25.380 That was...

02:17:25.800 I think it was two years ago.

02:17:27.560 I don't remember.

02:17:27.700 The non-consensual one.

02:17:30.060 Wait.

02:17:30.500 The what?

02:17:30.940 The non-consensual one.

02:17:32.540 Yeah, but I don't know if I can...

02:17:34.500 I don't know if I can...

02:17:34.820 Was it the boyfriend?

02:17:37.060 Yeah.

02:17:38.300 But that was like the one two years ago.

02:17:39.720 I don't...

02:17:40.080 I don't know if I can talk about it.

02:17:42.540 Is it still...

02:17:42.960 It was...

02:17:43.700 No, it was brought down to a misdemeanor.

02:17:45.560 So it's fine.

02:17:46.160 And I...

02:17:46.500 But it's all finished or whatever?

02:17:48.560 Yeah.

02:17:48.580 But I don't...

02:17:49.180 I really don't know if I can talk about it.

02:17:51.540 I want to.

02:17:52.180 You probably can.

02:17:52.880 Are you sure?

02:17:53.760 I don't know.

02:17:54.320 I don't know.

02:17:54.440 They didn't talk about it.

02:17:54.880 Why did you post it?

02:17:56.520 Because it was funny.

02:17:57.680 I was like...

02:17:58.300 I was like, look.

02:18:00.200 But I never really like elaborated it on the internet though.

02:18:03.760 So...

02:18:04.200 Yeah, but it's on your...

02:18:05.420 It's on your ex, but that's fine.

02:18:07.360 So...

02:18:07.760 Yeah.

02:18:09.120 It was brought down to a misdemeanor.

02:18:10.400 Was he on a leash when you did it?

02:18:12.100 No.

02:18:12.840 It was...

02:18:13.680 Oh, okay.

02:18:14.040 Leashes are more for like...

02:18:15.600 Like...

02:18:16.400 Sims or fans and...

02:18:19.320 Yeah. 0.98

02:18:20.880 So you fucked him up? 0.98

02:18:22.040 That happened. 1.00

02:18:23.020 Beat him up.

02:18:23.220 What did you do? 0.79

02:18:23.940 Did you give him a lazy eye?

02:18:25.420 No.

02:18:25.860 Oh my God.

02:18:26.260 I should have.

02:18:26.880 I wish.

02:18:28.120 I mean, it should have happened to her. 1.00

02:18:29.980 Damn. 1.00

02:18:30.660 That's fucked up. 1.00

02:18:32.100 Yeah. 0.99

02:18:32.540 It was brought down to disturbing the peace.

02:18:35.660 Yeah.

02:18:36.860 Because I have witnesses too.

02:18:38.720 Oh, was it in public?

02:18:40.100 No.

02:18:40.460 No, no, no.

02:18:40.800 My roommates.

02:18:42.420 They saw.

02:18:43.520 So...

02:18:43.600 But was it a guy or a girl?

02:18:44.840 It was a guy.

02:18:45.440 They were able to like...

02:18:46.400 Was it a guy you were dating?

02:18:47.620 Yeah.

02:18:48.160 So they were able to like...

02:18:49.900 They were able to like defend me a bit.

02:18:51.920 And so it was brought down to a misdemeanor.

02:18:53.520 And I had to do a lot of community service.

02:18:56.280 Yeah.

02:18:56.960 But like, so was he like attacking you or...

02:18:59.680 Um, yeah, sort of.

02:19:01.680 He got a little aggressive.

02:19:02.880 And he thought I was going to be more of like the submissive.

02:19:05.560 It was a new thing.

02:19:06.400 He thought I was going to be submissive.

02:19:07.380 Like, sorry, sorry.

02:19:08.260 I went, bam, and I started doing it more.

02:19:11.740 And then the neighbors, I think the neighbors called us.

02:19:13.940 It happened really fast.

02:19:15.340 Like, and then there was like sirens and then I got arrested.

02:19:18.580 And...

02:19:18.760 Was he bleeding?

02:19:20.120 Yeah.

02:19:20.500 So they thought...

02:19:21.140 Did you use a weapon?

02:19:22.740 No, they thought it was assault with a weapon.

02:19:24.480 That's why there are helicopters all over the things.

02:19:26.520 And multiple cop cars.

02:19:27.980 Yeah. 1.00

02:19:28.260 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:19:28.760 I don't know what happened. 1.00

02:19:29.600 Like what somebody said.

02:19:31.040 But my roommates, they said they were talking to the neighbors and they thought like...

02:19:34.900 Did you break his nose?

02:19:36.160 No.

02:19:36.960 I wish.

02:19:37.380 Where was he bleeding from?

02:19:39.500 Like, all here.

02:19:41.160 So you could have gave him the lazy eye.

02:19:42.620 You don't know though.

02:19:43.300 You could have, yeah.

02:19:44.260 And this was like a guy you just met or...

02:19:47.780 No.

02:19:48.400 So what happened was I was dating him.

02:19:53.260 And then three months later, all of a sudden he had a problem with the OF.

02:19:56.900 When in the beginning he said it was fine.

02:19:58.940 It was totally fine.

02:19:59.780 Supported it.

02:20:01.000 And then, yeah, that was... 1.00

02:20:04.000 And then she beat his ass. 1.00

02:20:05.560 Yeah. 1.00

02:20:06.000 Because I wasn't like...

02:20:06.880 I'm not...

02:20:07.880 I don't know.

02:20:08.340 I just fought back and stuff.

02:20:09.980 And it didn't...

02:20:11.380 It didn't even hurt.

02:20:13.360 Yeah.

02:20:14.360 Didn't hurt you.

02:20:15.600 No.

02:20:16.500 Because usually they're like...

02:20:17.680 Because I remember in my mind...

02:20:18.840 It's like slow motion.

02:20:19.460 In my mind it's like don't tuck in...

02:20:21.000 Don't tuck in the thumb.

02:20:22.040 Don't tuck in the thumb.

02:20:22.340 You got to be careful with the Filipino women. 1.00

02:20:24.300 Yeah.

02:20:25.040 So...

02:20:25.340 They can be a little spicy, you know?

02:20:26.660 And he thought the dominance was like an act.

02:20:29.520 Like...

02:20:30.480 No, like I'm very soft-spoken, but I'm still...

02:20:32.920 Is this your first altercation you've had with a guy?

02:20:36.560 Yeah.

02:20:36.940 Yeah.

02:20:37.220 I've never...

02:20:37.760 I've never dealt with that before.

02:20:39.060 I've never had a man disrespect me ever.

02:20:40.820 Even as an OF girl.

02:20:41.640 Even like in public, nobody just...

02:20:43.220 Like people at the climbing gym, they know about it.

02:20:45.160 They've never disrespected me like that.

02:20:46.680 I've never felt that before, so... 0.99

02:20:49.140 Damn. 0.99

02:20:49.580 It was like a... 1.00

02:20:50.520 Shit. 1.00

02:20:52.380 I forgot about that. 0.99

02:20:55.640 It's there.

02:20:56.500 I forgot.

02:20:57.220 It's on your Twitter.

02:20:59.020 Next...

02:20:59.580 Next tweet.

02:21:00.640 What do we got?

02:21:01.940 Oh. 1.00

02:21:03.340 Holy fuck. 1.00

02:21:04.520 Yep. 1.00

02:21:05.060 You need a man... 0.99

02:21:06.460 Wait. 1.00

02:21:06.780 Holy fuck. 1.00

02:21:08.320 Wait. 1.00

02:21:08.540 Can you...

02:21:08.900 Mary, can you just hide us temper... 0.94

02:21:11.920 Or wait.

02:21:12.800 Actually, zoom it out.

02:21:13.940 So...

02:21:14.820 Wait.

02:21:15.000 Can you read the top one and then the bottom one?

02:21:18.260 I need a man to dominate DM me. 0.99

02:21:19.800 And then what's the bottom one? 1.00

02:21:21.480 Heartbroken, because I'll never get the feeling of pressing a man's head onto my dick so he 1.00

02:21:24.980 can gag on it. 1.00

02:21:26.740 Like, I really want that feeling.

02:21:28.680 You want to...

02:21:30.200 That seems sick.

02:21:32.080 Okay, that's pretty crazy.

02:21:33.780 Good times.

02:21:34.620 Hey, you know, look.

02:21:36.320 And then there's another one.

02:21:37.620 You might have to...

02:21:38.480 Let's see the next one.

02:21:40.480 Zoom it in.

02:21:44.180 Read that.

02:21:45.000 I'm so bored that I want to step on men, which I do, and it's really fun.

02:21:48.580 You step on them?

02:21:49.680 Yeah.

02:21:50.020 There was a guy at my apartment.

02:21:52.000 I had him wash my dishes, and then I stepped on him after.

02:21:56.300 Nice.

02:21:56.860 Because I don't clean very well, so sometimes I have my fans clean my apartment.

02:22:01.240 Your fans?

02:22:02.060 Yeah.

02:22:02.380 I feel like that's kind of sketchy, don't you think?

02:22:03.720 It's really not, because a lot of my fans, surprisingly, they're very respectful.

02:22:08.000 Do you have on a gun?

02:22:09.700 Yeah.

02:22:09.880 I was going to say, they could also, I feel like, put cameras in your home and do, like, 0.99

02:22:13.500 weird shit. 0.97

02:22:14.780 Technically, they could, but they don't... 1.00

02:22:16.340 I didn't even think of that.

02:22:16.560 They don't...

02:22:17.140 Like, you would see them put cameras and stuff in them.

02:22:19.480 Or not.

02:22:20.120 Are you watching them clean all the time?

02:22:21.900 Yeah. 1.00

02:22:22.120 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:22:22.560 I'm, like, sitting in the kitchen and stuff, and they're doing the dishes, and they're 0.99

02:22:26.420 more, like, scared of me, so they're not, like...

02:22:28.380 I can see why.

02:22:29.680 Well, I'm still kind.

02:22:31.180 I'm still very nice to them, so they're still, like, you know, and, yeah, no, they've never

02:22:37.320 done anything weird.

02:22:38.460 You know, I get flack because I want women, the very first time a woman comes to my house, 1.00

02:22:44.700 I want her to bow, I want her to fold my laundry, and I get flack for that, and we 0.99

02:22:50.040 got girls over here stepping on dudes, beating them up and shit for the funsies. 1.00

02:22:56.240 I don't know, it's, like, why do I... 0.97

02:22:58.840 I'm just trying to be wholesome over here, just wanting a girl to do my laundry and to, 1.00

02:23:03.220 you know...

02:23:03.980 Wait, so she goes in?

02:23:05.380 Do I praise her?

02:23:06.560 After, yeah, do you give her praise?

02:23:07.280 I pat her on the head.

02:23:08.220 Good job.

02:23:09.260 Yeah, like that?

02:23:10.460 Good girl.

02:23:11.900 Good girl.

02:23:13.660 Jesus.

02:23:13.860 But does she walk in, and she's, like, yes, I am.

02:23:16.600 Hello, master, I've come to do your laundry.

02:23:18.360 Another gold star.

02:23:19.560 Yeah.

02:23:20.020 I should actually get stickers.

02:23:21.600 Yeah, you need to take away the stickers.

02:23:23.380 Would you guys, like, bow to, like, a guy like that?

02:23:25.740 We have a video.

02:23:26.740 I have a video of my ex-girlfriend doing it, actually.

02:23:29.380 I would in a roleplay.

02:23:30.240 I'll pull it up once she's back, but what's that?

02:23:31.900 Like, in a roleplay situation?

02:23:33.120 Yeah.

02:23:33.920 No, super serious.

02:23:35.520 Oh, super serious.

02:23:36.440 Are you trolling?

02:23:36.680 Super serious.

02:23:37.520 Are you trolling?

02:23:38.180 Are you paying the bills?

02:23:38.820 Huh?

02:23:39.140 Are you paying the bills?

02:23:40.200 What do you mean?

02:23:40.800 Are you paying the bills?

02:23:42.220 The rent?

02:23:43.520 Well, initially, I'm not...

02:23:45.500 No.

02:23:46.280 But if we're far enough in a relationship where you've decided to move in together, then I'm

02:23:50.920 taking care of everything.

02:23:52.340 So if, yeah, long-term, I'm taking care of everything in the relationship.

02:23:56.660 Well, I'd be bowing.

02:23:57.740 Well, there you go. 1.00

02:23:58.320 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:23:58.880 Same. 1.00

02:23:59.140 But, like, second date?

02:24:02.160 Third date?

02:24:03.780 No.

02:24:04.600 But if we're living together, everything's taken care of.

02:24:08.100 Fair enough.

02:24:08.980 We have kids.

02:24:09.740 Everything's taken care of.

02:24:11.360 Everything's taken care of.

02:24:12.340 That's how...

02:24:12.940 That's what I want, but reversed.

02:24:14.720 You want it to take care of everything.

02:24:16.560 Me too.

02:24:16.900 Do you want...

02:24:17.820 Both of you want it?

02:24:18.620 You want it?

02:24:19.740 I would like a house husband.

02:24:21.900 Me too.

02:24:22.400 If I get a boyfriend, I want him to just hold the camera.

02:24:25.680 Oh, boy.

02:24:26.460 I want mine to set me.

02:24:27.380 Even for the BG content?

02:24:29.000 Like...

02:24:29.520 Or he'd be in if he wanted to.

02:24:31.160 It'd be a boyfriend.

02:24:31.280 Well, if you got a boyfriend, would you do scenes with, like, other men?

02:24:36.240 It would be what he's comfortable with.

02:24:39.120 Let's say it was no.

02:24:40.620 Then no, I wouldn't do it.

02:24:41.400 You wouldn't do it.

02:24:41.880 Okay.

02:24:42.040 What about you?

02:24:42.780 Would you do...

02:24:43.360 You do BG content, right?

02:24:44.940 Okay.

02:24:45.880 Yeah.

02:24:46.500 Do you do boy-girl content?

02:24:48.120 Only solo stuff?

02:24:49.800 Okay.

02:24:50.160 What about you?

02:24:50.580 I don't do solo.

02:24:51.840 You've never done boy-girl?

02:24:53.340 No.

02:24:53.860 I don't...

02:24:54.180 I don't know.

02:24:55.320 I just never thought of setting up a camera and then...

02:24:58.360 She's got that dominance thing, you know? 0.99

02:25:00.020 She can't have the... 1.00

02:25:01.080 Yeah.

02:25:01.520 People messing it up.

02:25:02.640 I feel like even...

02:25:03.360 Because I go after submissive guys, so if I bowed to them, they'd be like,

02:25:06.020 Ew.

02:25:06.480 What are you doing?

02:25:08.400 Hmm.

02:25:08.720 That makes sense.

02:25:09.980 Interesting.

02:25:10.620 Yeah.

02:25:11.220 Well, there's switches out there, I guess, you could find, I guess.

02:25:13.840 Um, okay, let's play the bow video, though.

02:25:16.900 Uh, so this is a video I took of my ex-girlfriend, and I explicitly told her the old one.

02:25:25.840 Uh, I actually show this video to future girlfriends, new girls I'm dealing with, like, as a template.

02:25:34.820 Does she know...

02:25:35.180 An instructional, huh?

02:25:36.540 Does she know you do that?

02:25:37.880 Huh?

02:25:38.340 Like, does she know you're showing her video?

02:25:39.260 Oh, yeah, I told her.

02:25:39.960 I was like, look, obviously it's not going to work out between us.

02:25:43.820 Here, let's do...

02:25:44.680 Let me film this video, because, look, you do a pretty good job at it.

02:25:48.180 Not the best, but I'm like, let me use this as a tutorial for future girlfriends so they

02:25:54.440 can get with the program.

02:25:55.600 So, uh, all right, let's go ahead and play it.

02:25:58.200 Uh, so mine's the bow at the beginning.

02:26:00.560 Go ahead.

02:26:00.860 Boom, huge bow, deep, deep bow.

02:26:06.560 Uh, this is after a long podcast episode, um, and, uh, yeah, and then she has my dinner

02:26:13.420 ready here, as you're about to see, and I like the scampering, I don't know if that's

02:26:18.700 the right word, that's always good, cracks open a beer for me, I don't even drink beer,

02:26:22.960 but she does it anyways, um, stirs my noodles, and then very attentive, very attentive, as you'll

02:26:30.120 see, uh, good, and then play it one more time from the beginning, just the bow.

02:26:35.860 Boom.

02:26:36.320 Do you see the depth?

02:26:37.340 Do you see the submissive hand posture?

02:26:39.080 So this is my expectation.

02:26:40.420 Uh, I want a girl who, I get home, dinner's ready, hits a bow, uh... 1.00

02:26:47.280 Does she chew your food for you, too? 0.94

02:26:48.980 Does she chew it for me?

02:26:50.080 Yeah.

02:26:50.500 Like a bird and regurgitates it into my mouth?

02:26:53.040 She does everything else.

02:26:54.400 Um, no, she doesn't do that. 1.00

02:26:56.160 Maybe you should tell her.

02:26:56.960 She, she does, uh, no, she doesn't do that, but... 1.00

02:27:00.600 I need a man like that.

02:27:03.280 Yeah.

02:27:04.120 No, but so, I, that's what I would appreciate.

02:27:06.620 Also, um, first time ever a girl comes over to the house, she should do my laundry. 1.00

02:27:11.940 First time ever.

02:27:13.000 You want her to, like, see your, your undies?

02:27:16.260 I would steal.

02:27:16.680 I actually free ball, so I don't really have much underwear.

02:27:19.400 Oh, you want her to see, like, the stains on the inside of your jeans?

02:27:21.480 There are no stains.

02:27:23.200 I have zero stains.

02:27:24.860 I, I am, uh, very, uh, bit of a clean freak, so hygiene, very important.

02:27:30.340 Uh, yeah, trust me, no skid marks on anything.

02:27:33.580 Okay, wait, you said you don't like, you don't like, um, um...

02:27:36.800 You have to use baby wipes if you're, you can't, or a bidet.

02:27:39.960 You need a bidet or baby wipes.

02:27:42.520 You can't, people who only dry wipe?

02:27:45.840 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00

02:27:46.940 You're fucking up. 1.00

02:27:47.620 Okay, go ahead. 0.99

02:27:48.060 Um, you said you don't like, um, what was the thing, the, the, the, the, the, the, the what?

02:27:52.920 Spending time together?

02:27:53.860 What was that called?

02:27:54.720 Quality time.

02:27:54.740 Quality time.

02:27:55.500 You said you don't like quality time, so when she does all this for you, do you just, like,

02:27:58.640 ignore her, or, like, or, like, do you, like, all right, bye?

02:28:01.760 And, and just sit there?

02:28:03.700 Are you, really? 1.00

02:28:04.520 Are you dead ass? 1.00

02:28:05.180 Dead ass? 1.00

02:28:05.860 Uh, well, I, I mean, do I ignore her? 1.00

02:28:08.280 I don't know if I ignore her.

02:28:10.100 But, like, you're, like, okay.

02:28:10.720 I might gaze upon her for, for a few seconds, like, like that, but that's, uh, yeah, that's

02:28:16.560 pretty much it.

02:28:17.180 But what are you doing in return for all of that?

02:28:20.640 Your, your presence is the return?

02:28:22.100 I am the table.

02:28:24.020 Interesting.

02:28:25.040 I, I am, I, I am the table.

02:28:27.560 Interesting.

02:28:28.100 What do I bring?

02:28:28.760 I, I'm the table.

02:28:29.980 Um.

02:28:30.360 Would you think it was wrong if a woman thought like that? 0.97

02:28:33.280 Oh, absolutely. 1.00

02:28:34.560 That's ridiculous. 0.97

02:28:34.980 Why is it different double standards? 0.99

02:28:36.440 That's completely ridiculous. 0.70

02:28:38.040 No, I mean, what, so what, what was your question, though, originally? 0.94

02:28:40.300 It was, what, what do I do?

02:28:41.300 Yeah, and especially if you guys are not in, like, a committed relationship and you're not

02:28:45.420 acting as a provider.

02:28:46.900 Oh, she's, if she's coming to my house, she's committed to me.

02:28:49.640 But you're not providing anything for her.

02:28:51.520 Well, here's my, here's my standard.

02:28:53.280 Uh, I understand, it depends on the context a little bit.

02:28:56.520 But if she's reaching out to me, she's a hundred percent single if we're going to meet at all.

02:29:02.000 Uh, but like, let's say I've, you know, I've shot my shot with a girl, uh, or we, you know,

02:29:06.420 back in the day, if we matched on a dating app, I'd be really explicit about it.

02:29:10.600 Um, if we go on a first date and you want a second date, it has to be a wrap with the

02:29:18.100 other dudes.

02:29:19.660 If you want, if there's other guys in the picture, you, you kind of like this guy, you're

02:29:23.400 on the fence with me.

02:29:24.160 That's fine.

02:29:24.600 Um, I'm not interested though.

02:29:27.260 And that's okay.

02:29:28.240 She, she's on the fence about me or, but I don't want to be in a situation really where 0.96

02:29:33.880 I'm, uh, pursuing a girl, dating a girl, uh, beyond the first date and she's fuck another, 1.00

02:29:41.720 another guy. 0.89

02:29:42.680 And that's valid, but is it the same for you as well?

02:29:45.980 Is it the same for me?

02:29:46.860 Yeah.

02:29:47.800 Yeah.

02:29:48.000 Uh, but, um, where was I going with that?

02:29:53.180 Um.

02:29:54.880 So no quality time.

02:29:56.420 Oh, what am I?

02:29:58.920 Yeah.

02:29:59.400 Yeah.

02:29:59.520 So from the get go.

02:30:00.640 Yeah.

02:30:00.960 First date.

02:30:01.660 Yeah.

02:30:01.780 She should fold the laundry.

02:30:03.000 Absolutely.

02:30:04.060 First date.

02:30:05.160 I shouldn't even unprompted.

02:30:07.800 She should just, I mean, I've done that for immediately done their laundry on dates. 0.95

02:30:12.800 Yeah.

02:30:13.000 It's like you get home to my place.

02:30:14.800 Especially if they let me stay over there.

02:30:15.940 We, we shouldn't even like have pleasant chit chat.

02:30:19.300 She should just be like, Brian, where's the laundry room?

02:30:22.240 I'm going.

02:30:23.300 Like make their beds when you're done.

02:30:24.360 What do you need?

02:30:25.220 So you have like first and second dates at your house?

02:30:30.240 Uh.

02:30:30.720 Or you just bring your laundry with you?

02:30:32.280 Um, well, so it's, uh, the phrasing is first time at my house.

02:30:37.420 I guess that could be the first date or it could be a second or third time meeting.

02:30:41.400 But, um, yeah, first time at the house.

02:30:45.080 If you want that, I think that's totally like.

02:30:47.720 Valid.

02:30:48.420 Yeah.

02:30:48.900 As long as you provide the correct environment.

02:30:52.900 Oh, the environment is provided.

02:30:55.060 Right?

02:30:55.260 The correct environment definitely provided.

02:30:57.400 100%.

02:30:57.840 How can you ensure that?

02:30:59.260 Like what, what is it?

02:31:00.460 What is the proper environment for you?

02:31:02.240 Proper environment?

02:31:03.140 Mm-hmm.

02:31:03.880 What do you mean?

02:31:04.480 Like, well.

02:31:05.160 It's a given.

02:31:06.340 I bring the table.

02:31:07.080 It's obviously.

02:31:07.720 Not just the table.

02:31:08.900 Like, are you, like you said, so you said you'd provide.

02:31:11.560 He has everything she needs.

02:31:13.940 What about, like, creating that trust, stability, and genuine connection?

02:31:18.300 Because I do think that's very possible for any partner of any sex to provide that if they're in a nurturing environment.

02:31:25.420 Mm-hmm.

02:31:27.460 Yeah, I pat her on the head afterwards.

02:31:29.400 Good, good job.

02:31:30.140 Good girl.

02:31:31.020 Thank you.

02:31:31.420 That's part of it.

02:31:31.680 But do you say it like that?

02:31:32.540 Do you say good girl?

02:31:33.800 How do you say it?

02:31:35.480 Uh, how do I?

02:31:36.460 I'm not going to.

02:31:37.640 Well, you're trying to get something out of me.

02:31:39.440 It's a very intimate thing.

02:31:40.680 So, I'm not going to reveal that.

02:31:42.180 She's good at this.

02:31:42.680 But, um, yeah.

02:31:45.160 What about in bed?

02:31:46.360 Like, is there, like, a reward?

02:31:48.260 A reward?

02:31:48.900 You know what?

02:31:49.440 Actually, um, it is a turn on when the more chores a woman does for me, that absolutely, 1.00

02:31:56.440 you're 100% spot on.

02:31:57.720 She does get rewarded.

02:31:59.260 Trust me.

02:32:00.100 Nice.

02:32:00.960 But like how?

02:32:02.020 Like how?

02:32:02.760 Yeah.

02:32:02.900 Uh, well, I mean, first off, it's, uh, an aphrodisiac to witness a woman doing your 1.00

02:32:09.700 laundry, cooking for you, um, cleaning the house.

02:32:13.520 Nothing gets me going. 1.00

02:32:14.900 Like, uh, you know, you guys think fucking lingerie. 1.00

02:32:17.620 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

02:32:18.640 I don't care. 1.00

02:32:19.220 Lingerie.

02:32:19.680 I don't care. 0.99

02:32:20.520 But like, she's like cleaning, like vacuuming or some shit. 1.00

02:32:24.760 Holy. 0.99

02:32:27.440 Instantly hard.

02:32:28.300 It's crazy.

02:32:29.320 It's crazy.

02:32:30.060 Hard.

02:32:30.900 Stiff.

02:32:31.740 Do you have mommy issues? 0.99

02:32:33.820 Do I have mommy? 1.00

02:32:34.700 What the fuck? 1.00

02:32:35.300 Mommy issues. 1.00

02:32:36.140 I don't think you should be bringing that up, girl.

02:32:38.300 It's giving, it's giving like a, like a caregiver.

02:32:40.940 It's giving?

02:32:41.580 Oh, it does.

02:32:42.200 Like a caregiver.

02:32:42.740 I'm the same way, but.

02:32:44.240 Tell me.

02:32:45.000 I'm the same way, but opposite in a sense.

02:32:46.560 Like, I like to feel taken care of.

02:32:48.420 Like, I like when a guy, I like when a guy cuts up my steak for me.

02:32:53.780 Uh, little things like that.

02:32:55.100 Like, I like.

02:32:55.540 He cuts it up for you?

02:32:56.860 That's true.

02:32:57.380 My dad used to cut my steak up.

02:32:58.840 Yeah.

02:32:59.720 Me too.

02:33:00.060 I like to be taken care of, and you're giving me the same, the same kind of vibe is what

02:33:04.100 I'm getting.

02:33:05.320 You're getting?

02:33:05.500 I have daddy issues.

02:33:06.860 Oh, well, I don't have daddy issues.

02:33:08.940 No.

02:33:09.200 No mommy issues.

02:33:10.740 Uh, parents still married.

02:33:12.360 Great relationship.

02:33:13.740 No mommy issues.

02:33:14.800 Um, yeah, just.

02:33:17.340 Did your mom do a lot of like the household chores? 0.99

02:33:20.920 Uh, actually, no.

02:33:22.020 Not really.

02:33:22.700 Uh, I mean, she, she did do things in the household, but, uh, in. 1.00

02:33:29.260 I, I think my parents actually have a, almost to, like, for example, my dad did the cooking.

02:33:34.960 My mom did not cook much. 0.99

02:33:37.280 Um, so I want to say they had to even some degree a bit.

02:33:42.680 I mean, there were some roles.

02:33:43.980 It was for the, for my mom, some for my dad, but probably more towards an egalitarian, uh,

02:33:51.320 dynamic than, than a more trad dynamic with my parents.

02:33:56.140 And do you believe there are specific roles for specific genders and relationships?

02:34:00.900 Uh, I think.

02:34:03.620 I think people can negotiate whatever they want in their own relationships, but as a general

02:34:08.280 principle, I think the more traditional gender roles tend to be, I think, the most conducive 1.00

02:34:14.800 to a good relationship.

02:34:17.840 Yeah.

02:34:19.180 And at least that's my own preference. 1.00

02:34:21.280 Look, you got a fucking Dommy mommy here. 1.00

02:34:23.800 She wants to fucking peg a dude. 1.00

02:34:25.820 Hey. 0.99

02:34:26.700 I love being mommy.

02:34:27.120 Good for her, right?

02:34:28.000 Each their own.

02:34:29.360 Um, maybe it works.

02:34:30.560 Maybe it doesn't.

02:34:31.560 But, um, I think in general, I think what tends to work the best is the traditional roles.

02:34:38.840 Yeah.

02:34:39.440 I agree.

02:34:40.200 I won't take the trash out, but I'll put the trash bags in.

02:34:42.500 Well, I think the woman should take the trash out too. 1.00

02:34:44.560 Yeah. 0.96

02:34:45.720 That's not for women. 1.00

02:34:46.780 And bring it to the street. 0.95

02:34:47.480 That's heavy.

02:34:47.960 That's, that's the man's job.

02:34:49.620 It's heavy.

02:34:50.140 Well, hey, listen.

02:34:51.320 That doesn't seem like you're providing, you know?

02:34:53.400 Oh, I'm providing.

02:34:54.300 But what do you provide?

02:34:55.060 I'm providing.

02:34:55.360 I'm providing all the food that went into the trash can.

02:34:58.260 So.

02:34:58.960 I don't know.

02:34:59.480 That's a big, strong man job.

02:35:00.880 I don't know. 1.00

02:35:01.180 You better have a fucking hog. 1.00

02:35:02.040 Are you a big, strong man? 1.00

02:35:03.400 Like, can you like.

02:35:04.560 Yeah.

02:35:04.920 I mean, the, uh, look, the trash bags are not that heavy.

02:35:09.060 Like, this idea that, oh, the trash is the man's job.

02:35:13.320 Listen.

02:35:14.940 I can have a woman who's 97 pounds and 5'1 can do the trash. 1.00

02:35:20.420 Okay? 0.99

02:35:20.740 No, it's heavy and it's stinky.

02:35:22.480 She can, but should she?

02:35:23.540 Mowing the lawn, I'll mow the lawn.

02:35:26.400 She can, but should.

02:35:27.500 I like mowing the lawn.

02:35:27.940 I don't like taking on the trash.

02:35:28.520 What about changing an alternator?

02:35:30.540 Changing an alternator.

02:35:31.580 Is that a man's job? 1.00

02:35:33.340 Uh, that's a mechanic's job.

02:35:35.380 You don't know how to do, like, an oil change or something?

02:35:37.440 Uh, I know how the oil change, but I'd rather a professional do it.

02:35:42.480 I don't want to fuck something up.

02:35:44.460 I could do it.

02:35:45.060 I know how to do it, but, yeah.

02:35:47.300 I do have a question.

02:35:48.580 Um, so is the, sorry, I don't, like, I don't want to offend you.

02:35:54.580 I'm not, it's hard to offend me, I think.

02:35:56.880 Was the toilet seat thing, was that, like, you establishing dominance?

02:36:00.380 Toilet seat thing?

02:36:01.180 What do you mean?

02:36:01.440 I went to the bathroom after you, and you left the toilet seat up, and I also was the

02:36:05.040 first person that went to the bathroom when I got here, and the toilet seat up was, was

02:36:08.380 up again.

02:36:09.040 So I'm wondering, because, like, there's a bunch of women here, are you like, yeah, this 1.00

02:36:12.020 is my toilet.

02:36:13.380 Leave the toilet seat. 0.99

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02:37:14.320 I don't get the whole toilet seat thing.

02:37:16.980 Look, I think whoever, whatever the state of affairs is in the bathroom, you put the toilet

02:37:24.440 seat where you want it.

02:37:25.560 I don't, I, are you suggesting that men should put the toilet seat down for women?

02:37:31.080 Yeah, absolutely. 1.00

02:37:32.100 Bullshit. 1.00

02:37:33.020 Absolutely not. 1.00

02:37:34.280 No.

02:37:35.320 It's a, it's a consideration thing.

02:37:37.200 Actually, you know, it's funny.

02:37:38.180 I have an anecdote.

02:37:38.960 I was, I actually, uh, after hooking up with a girl, first time, right?

02:37:42.720 And I was, I liked her and, uh, she comes back out of the bathroom and, uh, she's like,

02:37:48.680 oh, you didn't put the, the toilet seat down for me and gave me attitude about it.

02:37:53.380 Never talked to her again.

02:37:54.860 Don't you know if the toilet seat's open?

02:37:56.080 Never talked to her again.

02:37:57.920 Cracked.

02:37:58.660 Never even talked to her again.

02:38:00.300 Oh, wow.

02:38:01.080 You gotta be careful.

02:38:02.280 You gotta be careful, ladies. 1.00

02:38:03.560 Okay.

02:38:04.080 Take your battles.

02:38:04.840 You gotta understand with men.

02:38:06.220 I'm gonna, look, I'm gonna be, this is, this is girl talk right now. 0.90

02:38:09.820 Brian, you hope.

02:38:11.240 Because men can't be honest with women, but I can.

02:38:13.880 So, I'm gonna put you on some game.

02:38:17.500 Say you're dating a guy.

02:38:18.620 Let's say you really like this guy.

02:38:20.220 Maybe he really likes you.

02:38:22.000 The minute you cause friction to a certain degree, he doesn't like you anymore.

02:38:29.080 Now, hold on. 1.00

02:38:31.380 He still wants to fuck you, but he doesn't like you anymore. 1.00

02:38:35.660 So, he'll keep you around for a couple weeks, a couple months. 1.00

02:38:38.620 But he no longer likes you. 1.00

02:38:42.340 Yeah, if you're just bitching about a toilet seat 24-7, I wouldn't like your ass either. 1.00

02:38:46.680 So, I would highly, strongly encourage you women, if you're like, this guy's a catch, 1.00

02:38:52.300 you need to be on your fucking A game and not cause any friction. 0.97

02:38:57.840 I'm sorry. 0.99

02:38:58.380 You gotta delay friction for as long as humanly possible, preferably never.

02:39:04.100 You want a woman to fold your laundry, cook for you, take out the trash, and you draw the 1.00

02:39:08.780 line at her asking you to put the toilet seat down.

02:39:12.100 The toilet seat is for so germs don't get out.

02:39:15.140 Like, germs are...

02:39:16.100 It makes sense, it can go up, like, you know.

02:39:18.260 Oh, yeah.

02:39:18.660 Like, you're breathing it in.

02:39:19.820 Privately, like, okay, for, I mean, not to be graphic.

02:39:22.400 Number two, yes, fully down, the cover, fully down, and then you flush.

02:39:26.980 A piss?

02:39:27.780 Nah, come on.

02:39:29.820 Come on, you leave it up.

02:39:31.500 What if your woman's love language is also acts of service, and all she wants you to do 0.85

02:39:36.280 is put the toilet seat down?

02:39:38.060 Would you do it because you love her?

02:39:39.140 My, look, as the man in the relationship, my needs, you're gonna hate this, the man's

02:39:47.560 needs supersede.

02:39:50.780 You princess.

02:39:54.020 Can you elaborate on that?

02:39:55.800 Now, I think there's some leeway if she's pregnant. 1.00

02:39:59.000 Some leeway?

02:39:59.840 Some?

02:40:00.040 There's some leeway if she's pregnant. 1.00

02:40:01.620 She's carrying your child. 0.95

02:40:03.100 She's carrying your child, and there's only some? 0.97

02:40:05.560 However, if she isn't pregnant with my kid, supersedes.

02:40:10.080 Is chivalry dead? 0.71

02:40:11.700 And women killed it. 1.00

02:40:13.580 I disagree, because you're proving the opposite right now. 0.99

02:40:17.200 And women killed it. 1.00

02:40:18.580 You talk about women being sensitive and causing friction over subjects that don't honestly 0.98

02:40:23.120 seem that big of a deal, but-

02:40:24.320 It's a huge deal.

02:40:25.020 To my perspective, it seems like you're the one causing a big deal about something that's

02:40:29.020 really easy to do.

02:40:30.740 Wait, wait, wait, hold on.

02:40:31.780 Make an argument for why men should put the toilet seat down. 0.70

02:40:35.140 That's dirty.

02:40:35.940 Consideration. 0.96

02:40:36.560 Why would women have it up and want to touch a dirty toilet seat? 1.00

02:40:39.480 You put it up.

02:40:40.000 Why is it dirty down?

02:40:41.160 You get a look?

02:40:41.580 You're cleaning it, nanny! 1.00

02:40:43.280 Put it down with your foot.

02:40:44.880 She shouldn't do that.

02:40:45.880 You want me to cry?

02:40:46.460 She shouldn't kick it up.

02:40:47.440 You put it up.

02:40:48.300 You put it down.

02:40:48.840 Wait, are you guys for real?

02:40:49.900 Like, you-

02:40:50.580 Wait, hold on.

02:40:51.040 You've been dating a guy for two to three years?

02:40:52.740 Yeah.

02:40:53.120 Do you guys live together?

02:40:54.240 We're-

02:40:54.640 No.

02:40:55.120 Okay, but-

02:40:55.380 Oh, spend-

02:40:56.180 And is it long distance?

02:40:57.360 He lives like two streets.

02:40:58.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:40:58.900 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

02:41:00.760 Okay.

02:41:05.140 Okay, you threw me off there.

02:41:06.600 Let's just location stuff.

02:41:08.100 Let's not.

02:41:08.740 Okay, so, when you go to his house or he goes to your place, well, which is it typically?

02:41:17.620 Do you go to his place?

02:41:18.540 I go to his.

02:41:19.740 Okay, he leaves the- he puts the toilet seat up for you?

02:41:23.960 Well, he has like one of those fancy Japanese toilets.

02:41:26.880 It does?

02:41:27.320 And it does it on its own.

02:41:28.220 Automatically?

02:41:28.660 Those are so good.

02:41:29.260 I feel like none of y'all grew up with brothers.

02:41:31.080 But, I mean, in any other case, yeah.

02:41:33.300 Any brothers?

02:41:34.040 Yeah, literally.

02:41:35.140 Common decency.

02:41:36.660 Yeah, that's a bare minimum.

02:41:38.000 I have to put the toilet seat down.

02:41:40.560 That's crazy.

02:41:41.260 I have two brothers, and I still think it's just a very- 0.99

02:41:47.060 It's a very nice thing to do for the woman in the relationship.

02:41:52.720 It shows you care and you're considerate about her when she has to sit down.

02:41:57.360 If you pick it up, you put it back down.

02:41:59.140 Luckily, I have two bathrooms. 0.88

02:42:00.820 And she- also, this is another topic that we can probably touch on that I'm sure you guys

02:42:07.000 will love.

02:42:08.020 So, maybe she can just have- she just walks across the house to the other bathroom. 1.00

02:42:13.020 But also, I mean, this relates to having separate bedrooms.

02:42:17.860 So, yeah, she has a separate bedroom. 0.75

02:42:20.640 Oh.

02:42:21.140 That sounds like you're lazy, kind of.

02:42:23.240 I would want a separate bedroom, for sure.

02:42:25.080 Well, because why can't you walk to another bathroom as well?

02:42:28.580 Well, we're kicking it in my bedroom.

02:42:30.540 My bedroom has the bathroom attached to it.

02:42:33.480 And then the separate bedroom, or separate bathroom, excuse me, is over there.

02:42:39.100 That's her bathroom. 1.00

02:42:40.140 It's called being a gentleman.

02:42:41.880 I feel like that's fine.

02:42:42.860 Being a gentleman?

02:42:43.500 I think it's fine.

02:42:44.100 I understand what this separate-

02:42:45.220 You've got your own bathroom. 1.00

02:42:45.840 You've got your vagina wide. 1.00

02:42:46.660 It is. 1.00

02:42:47.080 You've got all your stuff in there.

02:42:47.620 You've got your own bedroom, own bathroom.

02:42:48.940 It's giving roommates.

02:42:50.320 Yeah.

02:42:50.580 Like a roommate situation.

02:42:51.520 It's giving roommates.

02:42:52.940 It's giving roommates.

02:42:53.720 Yes, it's fine.

02:42:54.480 Giving.

02:42:55.600 I don't know.

02:42:55.980 I feel like I want a pretty pink bedroom and nice lights and fur on the floor.

02:43:00.520 I don't think a man would like that at all. 1.00

02:43:03.160 So, if he wanted a separate bedroom, shit, go get your nasty ass over there. 1.00

02:43:06.740 I also want a separate bedroom in some way, shit. 1.00

02:43:08.520 But, of course, I'd like to cuddle and do this. 0.99

02:43:11.200 And at the end of the night, you know, if I want to stay in there,

02:43:13.980 or else, you know, if he lets me stay in there, cool.

02:43:15.860 I don't get the separate bedroom thing.

02:43:17.320 I understand having separate rooms.

02:43:18.800 I like separate bedrooms.

02:43:18.880 Like, you know, like, okay, you know, maybe like a man cave and like a craft room or something.

02:43:23.420 Separate rooms.

02:43:24.720 But to sleep in different beds, I feel like it lacks intimacy severely. 0.88

02:43:29.640 I feel like if I want to masturbate by myself, that'd be good to have an extra bedroom.

02:43:33.480 And also, like, I've always told myself, if I ever decide to date again, 1.00

02:43:36.940 I'm having my own bedroom or I'm not living with a motherfucker. 0.98

02:43:40.100 I feel like that's a very important part of being in a relationship. 0.99

02:43:44.380 Is what?

02:43:46.860 Sleeping in the same bed?

02:43:47.940 Yes.

02:43:48.360 Like, your nighttime routine together, going to sleep together.

02:43:51.020 It's very, I'd even say it's like a sacred place.

02:43:53.760 And I agree.

02:43:54.320 I feel like that's also very important.

02:43:55.640 But it's also very important to have an additional extra space that if there is some tension or an argument, you guys have your alone time.

02:44:03.120 It's just weird that it's a bedroom.

02:44:05.440 Wait, what do you mean?

02:44:06.400 Like, I agree with the separate space.

02:44:07.760 Like, I do think it's important in a relationship to, like, have your own spaces.

02:44:11.340 But the bedroom being it specifically, I think just... 0.99

02:44:16.260 Why can't I just fuck my husband and then go to my other room and play some video games? 1.00

02:44:19.860 Having, like, your own separate space, like your own bathroom, makes it to where you don't have to fall in the toilet because he left the toilet seat up. 1.00

02:44:28.360 Yep.

02:44:28.600 That's fair.

02:44:29.420 But the bedroom?

02:44:30.060 Like, you're just mitigating issues you don't like that he's doing.

02:44:34.100 You can just have your own space.

02:44:35.480 Even if there was only one bathroom on the toilet seat thing, I'm not putting the toilet seat down.

02:44:40.280 Even if it was one bathroom.

02:44:41.860 But I'm such a benevolent, I'm such a nice guy.

02:44:44.480 I happen to have a house to myself with, you know, multiple rooms and another bathroom.

02:44:52.140 So, you know, I'm obviously considerate of the toilet seat situation, having two bathrooms.

02:44:57.540 But what was the...

02:45:00.140 What were you getting to?

02:45:01.640 Like, having separate bedrooms.

02:45:03.080 Oh, the separate bedrooms thing.

02:45:04.480 Well, I mean, so my position on the separate bedrooms thing is...

02:45:07.740 So it's not arbitrary.

02:45:08.660 And I understand that sleeping together in the same bed, that's bonding, that's a bit more intimacy.

02:45:14.480 Although, I think you could make an argument for it can reduce intimacy in the sense that, like, I don't know what you guys think about this, but, like, farting in front of each other or burping in front of each other.

02:45:30.640 Well, I think it's okay for men to do it, but if a woman... 1.00

02:45:32.660 Women should not be doing that shit. 1.00

02:45:34.580 Women should not be burping and farting. 1.00

02:45:37.320 Yeah. 0.96

02:45:38.020 Like, we can have three kids together.

02:45:40.940 Maybe it's okay to fart.

02:45:42.620 One kid burp.

02:45:45.340 But if it...

02:45:46.460 Like, I've had a girl burp on the first date.

02:45:48.600 Cracked.

02:45:49.340 Never talking to her again. 0.58

02:45:50.860 They don't poop either, right? 0.98

02:45:52.120 Women should not poop. 1.00

02:45:53.000 That is correct. 0.96

02:45:53.420 Yeah, exactly.

02:45:53.980 That's what I thought.

02:45:54.260 So you want to date a doll? 1.00

02:45:56.300 What the fuck? 1.00

02:45:57.120 No. 1.00

02:45:57.640 But so... 1.00

02:45:58.620 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:45:59.240 We have some... 1.00

02:45:59.880 Okay, I'll get the chats in just a sec.

02:46:01.760 But for the bedroom thing.

02:46:03.920 For the bedroom thing.

02:46:04.760 She is shocked.

02:46:05.740 She can't believe it.

02:46:06.720 Burping or farting?

02:46:08.880 Well, you've just revealed to her. 0.74

02:46:10.060 Now they know that you fart. 0.83

02:46:11.580 I have stomach issues. 0.57

02:46:12.880 You got...

02:46:13.460 What's that called?

02:46:14.680 Pretty girls have IBS. 1.00

02:46:15.800 IBS.

02:46:16.340 No, Crohn's disease.

02:46:17.020 Pretty girls always have stomach issues. 1.00

02:46:18.840 How can you train and be in love with someone and intimate with them? 1.00

02:46:21.480 This bitch just farted on me. 1.00

02:46:23.060 Wait, who... 1.00

02:46:23.620 Wait. 1.00

02:46:24.060 This bitch just farted on me. 1.00

02:46:25.980 Did you actually just fart? 1.00

02:46:27.220 No.

02:46:28.160 Straight up. 1.00

02:46:28.840 Did you guys smell that shit? 1.00

02:46:32.220 I didn't do it. 1.00

02:46:33.820 I don't know what you're talking about.

02:46:35.240 Came back at a good time.

02:46:36.680 Excuse me? 0.99

02:46:37.440 That's fucking disgusting. 1.00

02:46:39.340 Yikes. 1.00

02:46:39.780 I don't know what you're talking about.

02:46:41.360 Like, Brian, why?

02:46:42.360 You gotta get your Glock or something.

02:46:43.680 I'm just kidding.

02:46:44.620 But wait.

02:46:45.140 Really quick on the bedroom things.

02:46:46.660 Here's my simple argument on the bedroom.

02:46:50.660 Oh, yeah.

02:46:51.300 I was saying how it could actually decrease intimacy when you're too familiar, too in each

02:46:57.820 other's spaces like that, you know?

02:47:00.940 I think my main point would be the reason I want separate beds is purely sleep quality.

02:47:07.960 I'm not averse.

02:47:09.080 I can sleep with a woman, but... 1.00

02:47:12.140 And some women, you know, it can be different. 1.00

02:47:15.120 You know, some women are, like, super still and don't move at all and make no noise. 1.00

02:47:21.320 And that's more ideal. 1.00

02:47:22.940 Some women can fucking flail. 1.00

02:47:25.640 And I had a girl, I think a girl fucked my nose up one time. 1.00

02:47:31.180 She, like, flailed, like, tilted her head back and it was, I was spooning. 0.98

02:47:36.160 This is why I actually never spoon anymore.

02:47:37.980 I will not be Big Spoon.

02:47:39.360 I'll be Little Spoon.

02:47:41.340 Little Spoon is where it's at, by the way. 1.00

02:47:42.720 You guys have had that shit on lock for too long. 1.00

02:47:44.960 We're fucking coming for your Little Spoon. 1.00

02:47:47.520 We're coming for it. 1.00

02:47:48.600 We're fucking taking it. 0.99

02:47:50.160 Okay? 0.99

02:47:50.440 We're taking Little Spoon.

02:47:51.460 Yeah.

02:47:51.860 We got you, princess.

02:47:53.060 Thank you.

02:47:53.400 Appreciate it.

02:47:53.840 Thank you.

02:47:55.520 But sleep quality.

02:47:58.080 And I believe that even if it is true that it's like an intimate thing, sleeping together,

02:48:03.840 I think the sleep quality supersedes 1% extra intimacy points.

02:48:11.780 That's understandable.

02:48:13.260 I dated a guy that was a sleep somniac.

02:48:16.800 Oh, yeah.

02:48:17.360 Yeah.

02:48:17.580 Sleep or a sex somniac is what it was called. 1.00

02:48:21.080 Fuck. 1.00

02:48:21.880 Fuck me in his sleep. 1.00

02:48:22.860 Yes. 1.00

02:48:23.740 Like dead ass. 1.00

02:48:24.860 It was crazy. 0.99

02:48:25.600 And I didn't realize until like a couple weeks into the relationship after it happened

02:48:29.160 a couple times where I like talked about it with him the next day.

02:48:33.920 And I was like, yeah, that was like really good last night.

02:48:36.720 I like when you did this.

02:48:37.600 And he was like, last night?

02:48:39.840 What do you mean? 0.69

02:48:41.240 I'm like, you know, we had sex.

02:48:43.160 And he was like, I do not remember a thing.

02:48:45.080 And wait, question.

02:48:46.920 Oh, sorry.

02:48:47.260 Go ahead.

02:48:47.740 No.

02:48:48.460 Oh, I've heard.

02:48:50.260 Did he growl? 1.00

02:48:51.800 What the fuck? 1.00

02:48:52.800 No. 1.00

02:48:53.220 I've heard that they, the sex, sleep sex people, they growl during the sleep sex shit. 1.00

02:49:01.600 No, he didn't growl. 1.00

02:49:01.920 But I did wake up to him like slapping me like this one time.

02:49:04.800 Oh, interesting.

02:49:05.880 We have some chats coming through that we're going to, let's play these.

02:49:09.140 Thank you guys.

02:49:09.960 Appreciate it.

02:49:10.700 Jack Ryan Shear donated $100 TTS.

02:49:13.000 Get them in, boys.

02:49:14.140 These are trollops wanting a man to put the oil at seat down because it's gross, but out 1.00

02:49:18.960 here tongue punching fart boxes and swapping sex toys. 1.00

02:49:23.120 Give me a break, you hypocrite. 1.00

02:49:24.680 That's a good point. 1.00

02:49:25.580 Yeah.

02:49:25.880 That's a good point.

02:49:27.000 That's not hypocritical. 0.98

02:49:28.540 I clean my sex toys. 1.00

02:49:29.500 Don't go clean their sex toys. 1.00

02:49:33.320 You want the woman to clean your pee. 1.00

02:49:35.060 Wait, hold on.

02:49:35.660 On the toilet seat.

02:49:36.400 Wait, what?

02:49:37.200 Because you said you wanted a queen.

02:49:38.300 Would you hold it?

02:49:38.660 Who would hold it?

02:49:39.760 Yeah.

02:49:40.160 I'm holding it.

02:49:40.860 Have you held it?

02:49:41.840 Yes, many times.

02:49:42.740 For all he pees?

02:49:43.540 Yes.

02:49:43.720 Many times.

02:49:44.640 Yeah, that's kind of weird.

02:49:45.540 I like to draw shapes on the ground with it, too.

02:49:47.140 Don't you want to go...

02:49:48.060 Like a heart?

02:49:51.720 Or your name in cursive?

02:49:53.120 But let's see.

02:49:55.760 He does bring up a good point.

02:49:59.340 It's like, I'm the bad guy because I won't put the toilet seat...

02:50:04.020 Is it down? 1.00

02:50:04.680 Yeah, I won't put the toilet seat down, but you guys fuck men on camera for money. 1.00

02:50:13.640 And then it's like, I'm the bad guy here? 0.99

02:50:15.220 Well, that's like, you don't even date OnlyFans, girls, so... 0.58

02:50:18.280 You know, I wonder if I...

02:50:20.580 You know what would be funny?

02:50:21.240 Do they deserve that?

02:50:21.820 You know what would be funny if I started a...

02:50:24.440 What's it called?

02:50:27.380 I did a...

02:50:29.020 Not a retreat.

02:50:31.400 Like, I should...

02:50:32.640 You know, could I...

02:50:33.620 Should I date, like, a redeemed OF girl? 1.00

02:50:36.860 Like, she quit that shit? 1.00

02:50:37.980 Me first. 1.00

02:50:40.940 Me first.

02:50:41.320 You know what would be funny?

02:50:42.140 I should...

02:50:43.140 Not that...

02:50:44.400 Like, I'm nothing special, you know?

02:50:46.900 So I think most OF girls, like... 0.97

02:50:48.520 Most women in general, just... 1.00

02:50:51.400 Despite my charming wit and charisma.

02:50:57.060 Most women, whatever. 1.00

02:50:58.540 Not that keen on me, but probably the autism.

02:51:01.360 Um...

02:51:02.320 But, uh...

02:51:04.520 I should do, uh...

02:51:06.320 You know, I was thinking I should maybe, like, try to impregnate some of these, like, high, top-tier OF girls. 0.99

02:51:11.640 And then get child support from them.

02:51:13.960 Like, if I impregnated, like, Sophie Rain.

02:51:16.180 Like, chat, should I...

02:51:17.740 Look, chat.

02:51:20.140 Obviously, she would never go for me.

02:51:23.140 She'd never go for me, right?

02:51:25.560 But it would be kind of...

02:51:27.440 Like, just for the lore.

02:51:29.420 I kind of think I should impregnate, like, a top-tier OF girl. 0.94

02:51:35.080 And then get her to pay me child support. 0.97

02:51:37.680 I feel like you could segue into a reality TV show.

02:51:40.260 I really think that's possible.

02:51:41.600 Like, just as a...

02:51:42.440 If you get a couple kids in there.

02:51:43.340 You know what I mean?

02:51:43.780 Yeah.

02:51:45.020 You know what I mean?

02:51:45.980 Should I do that, chat?

02:51:47.340 Should I...

02:51:47.580 I feel like I should...

02:51:49.700 Bob sisters.

02:51:50.140 Look, Sophie Rain, I will get you pregnant. 1.00

02:51:54.320 And, uh...

02:51:55.960 I will collect child support from you.

02:51:57.680 Wouldn't that be a big W, though?

02:52:00.340 I've had this...

02:52:01.140 Oh, my God.

02:52:01.820 Ah, yes.

02:52:02.500 This adversarial, you know, thing with OnlyFans girls for years.

02:52:06.660 It's like a Romeo and Juliet.

02:52:07.760 And it's like, you know what?

02:52:09.100 Wouldn't this be, like, the biggest...

02:52:11.200 Or would it be an L for me?

02:52:12.540 It might be an L.

02:52:12.880 It'd be so great for the kids.

02:52:14.260 Would it be an L for me?

02:52:15.680 I can't tell if it's a W or an L.

02:52:17.640 An L. 1.00

02:52:18.380 Are you taking care of the kids, at least?

02:52:19.760 I grew up, like, a fan.

02:52:20.480 Taking care of the kids?

02:52:21.860 With the mom?

02:52:22.260 I think I get full custody, so I can maximize the child support.

02:52:25.580 Oh, my God.

02:52:26.200 Yeah.

02:52:26.740 And, like, she is kind of...

02:52:28.800 You know, I don't know if...

02:52:30.700 You know.

02:52:31.960 Good luck getting OnlyFans girls pregnant. 1.00

02:52:33.920 Our body's our job.

02:52:36.080 Your body changes?

02:52:37.020 I have always wondered, how do you guys not get pregnant? 0.99

02:52:40.580 Birth control?

02:52:41.100 Birth control.

02:52:42.200 Who here's on birth control?

02:52:44.060 I need it, medically.

02:52:46.720 You're on birth control?

02:52:48.240 Yeah, but what... 1.00

02:52:48.960 I take progesterone or whatever the fuck. 0.98

02:52:51.560 Helps with my... 0.99

02:52:52.620 Yeah?

02:52:52.960 There's lots of pregnancies that happen even when people are on birth control. 1.00

02:52:57.320 Well, it's good, because then they'd be getting abortion, so I'm glad they're on fucking birth control. 1.00

02:53:01.940 I have an IUD, so it's 99.9% effective. 0.99

02:53:06.420 But if I got pregnant... 1.00

02:53:07.600 Your hands are a little shaky.

02:53:09.580 Yeah, you make me nervous.

02:53:10.760 Are you nervous about the...

02:53:12.760 What are you...

02:53:13.360 Herbit is slipping.

02:53:14.080 It's my start of a scarf.

02:53:15.460 It's just a little baby scarf.

02:53:16.840 It's for you.

02:53:17.340 You should give it to her, so she can cover up her... 1.00

02:53:18.740 My what?

02:53:21.600 Your...

02:53:22.480 Um...

02:53:23.160 Your...

02:53:24.040 Thing.

02:53:25.240 My...

02:53:25.760 My what?

02:53:26.240 Birthmark? 1.00

02:53:28.140 Who the fuck did Charlotte go? 1.00

02:53:29.300 I was gonna say... 1.00

02:53:29.640 No, I'd rather...

02:53:30.620 Oh, she's not here.

02:53:36.240 I'll play it again.

02:53:39.640 Wait, what? 0.98

02:53:44.480 Oh, who the fuck is paying for your OnlyFans? 0.99

02:53:47.620 Two combos at the same time. 1.00

02:53:49.200 C5 Jews or Black Lives Matter people. 1.00

02:53:51.120 I don't get it.

02:53:52.400 No, you're chair five.

02:53:53.360 You're chair five.

02:53:54.120 Charlotte, who's buying for OnlyFans? 0.93

02:53:58.200 A lot of people, probably.

02:53:59.600 Probably all three.

02:54:00.400 Probably.

02:54:01.080 I think pirates might...

02:54:02.620 Pirates. 0.89

02:54:04.120 Are autistic guys, like you said? 0.67

02:54:05.900 Like...

02:54:06.200 Yeah, probably.

02:54:07.100 No eye contact?

02:54:07.800 Reese, thanks for the TTS, man.

02:54:09.380 I do appreciate it.

02:54:10.100 We were talking about...

02:54:11.480 Uh...

02:54:12.600 The...

02:54:12.960 Putting the toilet seat down.

02:54:14.180 Separate...

02:54:14.620 Separate bedrooms.

02:54:16.600 Oh, can I ask a question for you?

02:54:18.560 Uh, sure.

02:54:19.460 Do you...

02:54:20.540 Not like eye contact?

02:54:21.920 Like...

02:54:22.180 Oh, wait.

02:54:22.660 You're fine with eye contact.

02:54:23.720 But only in bed?

02:54:24.500 You don't like eye contact?

02:54:27.300 Uh...

02:54:27.980 Depends on the position, I guess.

02:54:31.000 Depends on the position?

02:54:32.080 Sometimes I feel like it's awkward.

02:54:34.120 But like talking to the girl...

02:54:34.680 Like other times...

02:54:35.720 Other times it's fine.

02:54:37.980 But other times...

02:54:38.560 I don't know.

02:54:39.160 It can depend.

02:54:41.340 It would be awkward with me.

02:54:42.200 I'm a freak.

02:54:42.780 I like some eye contact.

02:54:43.960 Just talking to people in general.

02:54:46.280 Like I like to look people in the eyes.

02:54:47.900 Like if she's giving head, yes.

02:54:50.720 Yes, eye contact.

02:54:52.860 During sex, depends.

02:54:56.080 Are you, uh, insecure? 0.99

02:54:57.820 Am I gay? 0.88

02:54:58.540 What?

02:54:58.820 Oh, what?

02:54:59.700 Am I insecure?

02:55:00.780 Yeah.

02:55:02.100 Uh, what do you mean?

02:55:03.180 About what?

02:55:03.640 Like, I mean, maybe because a lot of the times men might have certain insecurities and they

02:55:08.080 don't want a woman to really stare and point them out? 0.79

02:55:11.720 Um... 0.96

02:55:12.280 I mean, I like sex with the lights on, so... 0.96

02:55:15.360 Nice. 0.91

02:55:16.640 I mean...

02:55:18.180 As someone that's a little bit autistic as well, um...

02:55:23.500 My dad got diagnosed at like 50 and we're pretty suspicious.

02:55:27.000 But, yeah, eye contact can be weird in a variety of circumstances because it just kind of adds

02:55:31.980 to another level of sometimes you feel like visibility or too much visibility or it's like

02:55:37.200 can be distracting to a point.

02:55:39.220 Yeah.

02:55:39.880 And so it's less that it's like, yo, I don't want you to look me in the eyes.

02:55:44.320 But in certain occasions, like even if I'm having a hard conversation, I can't have a

02:55:49.060 difficult conversation and make eye contact anytime I'm talking, even on the podcast and

02:55:53.240 look at the table.

02:55:53.900 Well, I'm the same way.

02:55:55.800 Like, if I'm talking, I kind of want to...

02:55:58.620 I tend to look up.

02:56:01.740 I'm not always looking at somebody in the eyes when I'm speaking.

02:56:05.360 If they're speaking, I can look at them.

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02:56:29.840 I tend to, like, in order to think, I tend to need to...

02:56:35.120 It's weird.

02:56:35.720 I need to, like, look up to the left or the right or something.

02:56:38.340 Have you ever, like, looked at a girl in the eyes and said, I love you?

02:56:42.620 Uh, yeah.

02:56:43.780 Like...

02:56:44.140 Like, during sex or just...

02:56:45.280 In general.

02:56:46.660 Both.

02:56:47.200 Yeah, sure.

02:56:49.000 Like...

02:56:49.480 Yeah.

02:56:50.140 Yeah.

02:56:50.960 While my hand's on her throat. 1.00

02:56:52.080 Just kidding.

02:56:53.480 Do you think it's because you're in a very vulnerable state?

02:56:58.120 Like, when you're having sex?

02:56:59.480 Like, the eye contact freaks you out?

02:57:00.720 Just to be clear, it's not all...

02:57:02.120 It's, like, certain instances it can be awkward.

02:57:05.600 Mm-hmm.

02:57:06.240 If she's looking at you.

02:57:09.140 You know?

02:57:09.700 It can be awkward.

02:57:10.560 It depends, though.

02:57:11.420 It depends.

02:57:15.380 I feel like this has become Brian therapy.

02:57:18.060 Is it?

02:57:18.480 I feel...

02:57:18.920 Yeah, a little bit.

02:57:19.780 Maybe a little bit.

02:57:20.020 I feel like we've learned a lot about you.

02:57:21.520 We have learned a lot about you.

02:57:22.740 Yeah, I know.

02:57:23.100 You guys are going to use it against me now.

02:57:25.400 Let's see here.

02:57:26.640 We have...

02:57:27.720 Did we do all the tweets or was there more?

02:57:29.480 There was more?

02:57:31.940 No.

02:57:32.480 Kitty's tweets?

02:57:33.940 No!

02:57:34.700 I want to see more of Kitty's tweets.

02:57:35.780 These are real...

02:57:36.280 It's your guys' turn.

02:57:37.320 I think we have one from Liv.

02:57:38.160 Yeah.

02:57:38.400 Oh, no.

02:57:39.460 All right, let's...

02:57:40.760 Last one.

02:57:42.200 Yeah.

02:57:42.740 Yep.

02:57:44.280 Oh.

02:57:44.980 Read it.

02:57:45.380 Liv, you want to read it?

02:57:46.620 Read it?

02:57:47.380 Really?

02:57:47.940 Yep.

02:57:50.140 No, I need...

02:57:51.300 It's iconic.

02:57:52.020 Wait, wait.

02:57:52.380 Go ahead.

02:57:52.640 Go ahead.

02:57:52.980 Oh, my God. 0.98

02:57:53.720 I need a bunch of men to come in my mouth, like right now. 1.00

02:57:58.100 I'm trying to strengthen my immune system.

02:58:00.740 That's how it works, right?

02:58:02.340 I've been sick three times in the past 30 days.

02:58:05.980 Touch the toilet seat and your immune system will be stronger.

02:58:08.400 What?

02:58:09.640 Wait, so hold on.

02:58:11.240 Wait, wait, wait.

02:58:12.100 I was getting flack for not putting the toilet seat down for my lady. 1.00

02:58:20.440 She also downplayed herpes.

02:58:22.460 Multiple...

02:58:23.460 Come on.

02:58:26.180 Come on.

02:58:26.900 Who are you to criticize?

02:58:28.160 I said that you also downplayed the seriousness of herpes and said that it's pretty much fine

02:58:32.260 as long as there's not an open wound.

02:58:34.100 I never said that.

02:58:35.740 You didn't?

02:58:36.420 No, I did not.

02:58:37.400 You said that it's not...

02:58:39.240 It's only an issue if there is an open wound or an active breakout, which, yes, can be true.

02:58:44.880 But once again, when we're talking about safety and sex, it's something that you have to be

02:58:48.200 pretty serious about.

02:58:49.220 I said it only spreads with an active wound, which is true.

02:58:53.080 Yeah.

02:58:53.420 I never said it's not a big deal or it's not serious.

02:58:55.900 I just said it doesn't spread.

02:58:57.380 I apologize.

02:58:57.920 I'm referring to your tone.

02:59:00.080 Your tone was very kind of dismissive about it and kind of...

02:59:03.580 It seemed to me that you were downplaying it.

02:59:06.320 No, I didn't mean to.

02:59:07.020 I just...

02:59:07.400 There's a lot of, like, mis...

02:59:08.860 There's not a lot of education when it comes to herpes, so a lot of people get very scared

02:59:14.580 about it and spread misinformation.

02:59:19.400 And basically, I guess...

02:59:21.860 I'm not saying it's not a big deal, but a lot of the population has HSV-1, which is cold

02:59:28.320 sores.

02:59:28.680 And I do think the education is very, very important about it, and I don't think there's

02:59:34.400 enough.

02:59:35.400 And yeah, like, I don't think there should be such a big stigma around it.

02:59:40.240 Do you want to tell us something?

02:59:42.240 Yeah.

02:59:42.400 Yeah, so it can only be spread when you have open sores. 0.98

02:59:45.840 The way that HSV-1 becomes HSV-2 is when people with open sores participate in oral sex. 0.91

02:59:52.240 You can have HSV-1 and 2 and be completely asymptomatic.

02:59:55.780 There's medication you can take.

02:59:59.340 It's very common.

03:00:00.340 A lot of people have it.

03:00:03.100 Do you have the herpes?

03:00:07.520 I have HSV-1, yes.

03:00:09.400 That's the oral variant?

03:00:11.520 Yeah, so it's cold sores, but I've never gotten a cold sore.

03:00:14.780 On the genitals region, have you had an outbreak?

03:00:19.460 No.

03:00:20.020 Okay.

03:00:21.160 Good talk.

03:00:22.380 Does anybody else want to disclose any sensitive health information on the Whatever Podcast?

03:00:26.940 Just throwing it out there.

03:00:28.520 I get bowel obstructions.

03:00:30.480 That's why the farting happens, right?

03:00:32.360 You have to.

03:00:33.260 The bowel obstructions.

03:00:34.480 Do you, how's your fiber intake?

03:00:36.380 Is it good, or?

03:00:38.020 Yeah, I think it's fine.

03:00:39.120 What do you do to get that taken care of when it happens?

03:00:41.700 I have to go to the hospital. 1.00

03:00:42.960 Oh, shit. 1.00

03:00:44.420 And manual removal. 1.00

03:00:46.180 Who does she look like, Chad?

03:00:47.600 Who does, Brooklyn.

03:00:49.660 Is it Brooke?

03:00:50.380 Brooklyn?

03:00:50.680 Brooklyn.

03:00:51.040 Brooklyn.

03:00:52.360 You look like Joaquin Phoenix if he was a woman.

03:00:57.220 And if he was.

03:00:59.340 Can you pull it up?

03:01:00.280 Is that a compliment, or is that me?

03:01:01.780 Can you pull it up?

03:01:02.460 That is.

03:01:04.020 Hey, Joaquin Phoenix, he's a good-looking guy.

03:01:06.300 No.

03:01:06.640 But you look kind of.

03:01:07.780 Chad.

03:01:08.580 Wait, is that the guy with long hair?

03:01:09.520 Do you see it a little bit, Chad?

03:01:11.860 Can you pull it up?

03:01:12.100 Like she's the female version of Joaquin Phoenix. 0.92

03:01:14.620 I get told I look like Greta Thunberg a lot.

03:01:17.740 Aw.

03:01:18.100 Do you see it a little bit, Chad, or no?

03:01:21.460 Maybe?

03:01:22.320 A little bit?

03:01:23.440 I kind of see who you're talking about, yeah.

03:01:26.480 Greta?

03:01:26.980 Yeah.

03:01:27.780 Here, Mary.

03:01:28.320 Google Joaquin Phoenix.

03:01:29.960 Now I got to see that.

03:01:30.960 But you look like if Joaquin Phoenix had irritable bowel syndrome.

03:01:39.660 You look like Joaquin Phoenix if he was a woman, but if, I don't know, I don't want to roast you. 1.00

03:01:48.180 Holy shit. 0.99

03:01:48.800 You have like a unique facial structure. 1.00

03:01:51.340 Really?

03:01:51.620 Yeah, it's cool.

03:01:53.060 It's the eye.

03:01:53.900 You look very familiar and it is the deep set eyes and like, yeah, and the strong jawline. 1.00

03:01:59.520 Bro, what do you, oh my God, holy shit, not you. 1.00

03:02:02.680 Oh my God. 1.00

03:02:04.320 Wait.

03:02:05.900 We got, we got, she's got it, she's got it. 1.00

03:02:08.300 Pull that shit up. 1.00

03:02:09.680 She's got it. 1.00

03:02:10.280 She's on it.

03:02:11.200 Boom.

03:02:11.560 Sorry. 1.00

03:02:12.500 Swirl that shit up. 1.00

03:02:14.380 Okay, he's kind of hot. 1.00

03:02:15.080 I'll take it.

03:02:15.640 Scroll down, scroll down, scroll down.

03:02:19.320 Yeah, I'll take that.

03:02:20.400 It's a compliment.

03:02:20.640 Scroll down.

03:02:22.600 Something smells really good.

03:02:23.380 A good looking man.

03:02:25.140 Do you see it?

03:02:26.160 She looks a little bit, I don't know.

03:02:29.600 Sexy. 1.00

03:02:30.820 I don't know, fucking, that thing. 1.00

03:02:33.220 I don't know. 0.99

03:02:33.500 You guys know that thing?

03:02:34.400 Okay.

03:02:35.320 Here, why don't we do, oh, going around the table.

03:02:40.260 We played the bow video.

03:02:41.280 What do you bow for a man? 0.65

03:02:43.520 Yeah.

03:02:44.180 Yeah?

03:02:44.420 No, my, the guys wouldn't like it.

03:02:47.820 Would I bow for like a video or just like.

03:02:49.900 Bow for a video or like a man?

03:02:50.760 Like for your boyfriend or whatever?

03:02:53.180 Depends.

03:02:55.100 Switch.

03:02:55.580 On.

03:02:56.520 Yeah, I'm a switch.

03:03:01.660 Yeah, I'm.

03:03:03.360 Sorry, I couldn't tell.

03:03:04.440 Yeah, I know.

03:03:05.320 It happens a lot.

03:03:06.500 Don't, don't worry.

03:03:06.800 I wasn't sure where you.

03:03:07.600 It happens a lot.

03:03:08.520 Sometimes I just, just in case.

03:03:10.360 Wait, wait, yeah, wait, wait.

03:03:11.180 Can you do that?

03:03:11.860 Yeah.

03:03:12.040 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:03:14.500 Okay.

03:03:14.900 I see it now.

03:03:16.440 I see the vision.

03:03:17.580 Oh, now you can't tell.

03:03:18.800 That's interesting.

03:03:21.760 So that's an, is that a Dragon Ball Z tattoo?

03:03:24.420 No, it's just a dragon.

03:03:25.260 Oh, it looked like one of the.

03:03:26.560 Nerd.

03:03:26.820 It looked like Shen Ron. 0.97

03:03:28.520 Looks like you're about to wish for your eye to be better.

03:03:31.220 Sorry, that was so funny.

03:03:32.320 I've tried, I've tried.

03:03:33.940 Wow, you're so funny.

03:03:34.920 Dragon Ball Z, collect the balls.

03:03:37.640 You're kind of doing that through OnlyFans work.

03:03:39.480 A different kind of Dragon Ball Z.

03:03:43.220 Okay, all right, I'll be here all night.

03:03:45.200 What about Liviana?

03:03:47.760 Lavinia.

03:03:49.060 Oh, excuse me.

03:03:51.140 I would 100% bow for a man, yes. 0.87

03:03:53.720 100%, okay.

03:03:54.900 Your boyfriend, would you bow for your boyfriend?

03:03:57.320 Depends on what he does.

03:03:59.060 Whatever he currently does.

03:04:00.360 I guess, yeah.

03:04:05.520 All right, do you think he's watching right now?

03:04:08.140 He's definitely watching.

03:04:09.540 Can you say his name, first name?

03:04:11.540 His name is Reese.

03:04:12.920 Reese.

03:04:13.680 Yeah.

03:04:14.260 Yo, Reese, if you're watching this, Reese.

03:04:18.720 You're making pay $100 now.

03:04:21.160 Reese, you gotta, I don't know, honestly, Reese,

03:04:25.820 you gotta start leaving that toilet seat up

03:04:28.960 and insisting on the bow, Reese.

03:04:31.540 You've been together for two, three years.

03:04:33.240 It's time, Reese.

03:04:34.020 It's time.

03:04:35.180 Reclaim your masculinity. 1.00

03:04:37.420 Leave the fucking toilet seat up. 1.00

03:04:39.740 Assert dominance. 1.00

03:04:42.080 Leave the fucking toilet seat up, Reese. 1.00

03:04:43.640 That's how you assert dominance. 1.00

03:04:44.980 In fact, Reese, just to test things out,

03:04:47.140 just to test the water a little bit,

03:04:50.160 dribble a little bit on the seat.

03:04:51.820 Okay, dribble a little bit on the seat.

03:04:53.180 Or, well, I guess that would require leaving it down.

03:04:56.660 Well, you have to make, decide which one's worse.

03:04:58.520 I wouldn't care to clean it up,

03:05:00.760 but just, like, having it all the time,

03:05:03.160 it's a little disgusting.

03:05:05.320 But if it, there's a little,

03:05:06.520 there's been some pee on the seat.

03:05:08.500 I've cleaned it up.

03:05:09.720 Got one about my baby. 0.98

03:05:10.520 Wait, does your boyfriend piss sitting down? 0.87

03:05:14.840 No.

03:05:15.340 Oh, okay.

03:05:15.820 Like, he's just, his aim isn't the best sometimes.

03:05:17.940 Doesn't.

03:05:18.240 Okay, I see.

03:05:19.760 Would you bow for a man?

03:05:21.520 I'd have to like him and, like, respect him.

03:05:23.240 You'd have to like him?

03:05:23.900 Yeah.

03:05:24.280 Would you bow for Joaquin Phoenix?

03:05:25.800 Yeah.

03:05:26.480 Nice.

03:05:26.760 What about you?

03:05:27.220 Would you bow for your husband?

03:05:30.000 If he wanted me to, I would,

03:05:31.820 but he wouldn't.

03:05:32.860 He would think it's silly and funny, but.

03:05:34.980 What about you?

03:05:36.180 Would you bow for a man?

03:05:38.080 There's very few things that I wouldn't do

03:05:39.880 for the guy I'm dating.

03:05:41.820 Okay.

03:05:42.980 Valid.

03:05:43.440 All right.

03:05:43.460 There's very few things he wouldn't do for me, so.

03:05:45.400 Pretty reasonable group of gals here. 1.00

03:05:47.240 Uh, they all seem like they'd mostly do the bow,

03:05:50.340 except for you.

03:05:51.160 Yeah.

03:05:52.280 Because you're the.

03:05:52.900 I think it'd be more funny.

03:05:53.720 Dommy.

03:05:54.000 It'd be funny.

03:05:54.380 Because they, they wouldn't like it.

03:05:56.080 I don't think I'd bow for you, though.

03:05:56.840 Could you just take the vape off the table?

03:05:59.000 It's good.

03:05:59.600 You'd be fine.

03:06:00.260 Uh, what's that?

03:06:00.840 I don't think I'd bow for you, though.

03:06:02.060 No offense.

03:06:02.560 Just the toilet seat thing and the. 0.93

03:06:04.140 We'd bow for you.

03:06:04.620 The separate bedrooms.

03:06:07.700 What if we left, like, the period blood all over the seat?

03:06:11.060 Women do that sometimes. 1.00

03:06:12.760 What?

03:06:13.120 Not intentionally.

03:06:14.100 No, it goes in the, in the.

03:06:15.920 Eh, you guys sometimes, it hits the side or gets, like, on the underside.

03:06:22.680 We know.

03:06:23.580 We've seen our, our toilet here at the studio.

03:06:26.080 There's occasionally blood.

03:06:27.820 And when you pull your tampon out and it slings?

03:06:29.940 Yeah.

03:06:30.460 Would you bow for a woman? 0.95

03:06:31.640 Uh, generally, no.

03:06:34.460 But if she was.

03:06:35.740 Let's say you're in love.

03:06:36.140 Like, so for the perfect woman? 0.99

03:06:37.540 Yeah, sure.

03:06:38.260 What about a leash?

03:06:38.860 Well, so, I would bow under this circumstance.

03:06:41.180 No.

03:06:41.480 Uh, let me investigate that in a moment.

03:06:44.360 So, if the deal is this.

03:06:46.920 Brian, you get the perfect woman. 0.97

03:06:49.220 You just have to do, like, a bow once per day?

03:06:52.820 Sure.

03:06:53.980 Solid.

03:06:54.340 But, like, so in my mind, though, and I don't know if this is unreal, well, obviously, perfect

03:07:00.180 woman.

03:07:01.020 The perfect woman would be, uh, the richest woman alive. 0.99

03:07:06.120 She is the hottest woman alive, at least from my perspective. 0.98

03:07:10.500 Uh, personality-wise, perfect woman alive. 1.00

03:07:14.680 She completely acquiesces to basically everything I want.

03:07:19.280 So submissive.

03:07:20.580 Um, uh, other factor.

03:07:25.060 Like, all the other factors that would make her perfect.

03:07:27.260 Perfect looks.

03:07:28.040 Personality.

03:07:29.240 Values.

03:07:29.780 Et cetera, et cetera.

03:07:32.220 And, but, I mean, even just on the, the money thing.

03:07:35.460 Okay, she's perfect.

03:07:36.840 So, she's insanely rich. 0.98

03:07:39.500 Okay, I don't have to work anymore.

03:07:42.620 Sure.

03:07:43.140 I'll do a bow.

03:07:43.860 That's, of course.

03:07:45.180 But, didn't you earlier state that you agree with, like, the more traditional rules in gender

03:07:50.360 that there are?

03:07:52.160 So, why would you want a woman to be the money earner and the provider for you? 1.00

03:07:57.040 Well, in this, I mean, who knows how the woman came into her wealth. 1.00

03:08:00.080 Obviously, it's a hypothetical.

03:08:01.900 In this super, in this hypothetical, if you're the wealthiest woman, uh, in the world, uh, 1.00

03:08:07.600 well, you don't need to work.

03:08:09.240 But, uh, so it's not like she's going to, not, uh, a woman who's a trillionaire is not,

03:08:13.680 does not have a nine to five, I guess.

03:08:16.320 So, she's just somehow, I don't know, she just got gifted a fuck ton of Bitcoin, I guess. 0.90

03:08:22.580 Okay.

03:08:23.480 And she's with me.

03:08:26.280 And perfect, so it'd also be, like, perfect loyalty, never leaves you.

03:08:30.320 Yeah, of course, you take the, you'd make a lot, I think a lot of people, whether they'd

03:08:34.520 be willing to admit it or not, would make a lot of concessions for the perfect person.

03:08:41.620 But, I mean, I'd still, in terms of the preferable dynamic, uh, yeah, I'd want a dynamic where

03:08:48.060 I'm leading in the relationship, she's showing me deference, she's deferring to me, she acquiesces

03:08:55.820 to me, um, I'm the decision maker, I'm the leader.

03:08:59.340 So, that's the ideal dynamic I want.

03:09:01.740 But if part of that is, you get all of that, but you have to do a bow, sure.

03:09:08.900 Totally, totally arbitrary, super benign, I would do it.

03:09:12.420 Um, yeah, I'll give, like, also, I can give a, oh, sorry, go ahead.

03:09:17.840 I just don't, because you said what you align with more traditional values.

03:09:20.460 I don't think, like, having to make all the decisions is pretty traditional.

03:09:22.880 I feel like in a traditional setting, the women make a lot of the decisions as well.

03:09:29.160 I agree.

03:09:30.400 Uh, well, so even, okay, if you're talking from a historical standard, uh, women would 1.00

03:09:37.360 make a lot of, uh, household, uh, consumer decisions and some financial decisions, but

03:09:45.020 you're saying in a traditional dynamic, the woman is making decisions as to the external,

03:09:54.180 like, external things outside of the household?

03:09:57.320 Like, it's equal parts.

03:09:59.020 In a traditional dynamic, no.

03:10:00.960 I mean, what's a, what's a decision you make outside of the household?

03:10:04.040 Uh, I mean, it could be, okay, we're going to move here.

03:10:08.660 I, I have a job offer here.

03:10:10.620 Oh, you have friends here?

03:10:12.280 We're moving there.

03:10:13.380 But nowadays, um, it's two incomes.

03:10:16.160 So that wouldn't really just be the man's choice because the, you would also rely on the

03:10:20.760 woman's income and job. 1.00

03:10:23.920 Well, yeah, now roles are completely inverted and completely negotiable.

03:10:29.960 And our birth rate has completely collapsed.

03:10:32.680 Men and women are completely at odds with each other. 0.91

03:10:36.700 Um, not to say that people aren't in good relationships, but, uh, a lot of people are

03:10:41.420 high, both men and women are really dissatisfied with the current dating dynamics that exist.

03:10:47.320 So I do think it's the case of return to, uh, a more traditional dynamic, I think would 0.98

03:10:54.420 be superior to whatever the fuck we have now. 0.98

03:10:57.160 I agree. 0.99

03:10:58.240 Um, and I, I feel like the big part of that is just, you can't live on one income anymore

03:11:04.100 because if you could, then I think the dynamic of one person making the income, the other

03:11:08.520 person taking care of the house and the children, it doesn't matter which sex I think preferably, 1.00

03:11:13.820 but I agree with that.

03:11:15.440 It's just not possible anymore because of the financial situation.

03:11:18.900 Yeah, because if you've got an OnlyFans, well, let's be honest, we're racking up some money.

03:11:23.780 But the average person. 0.97

03:11:24.920 Shit, I could probably take care of all three of these people. 1.00

03:11:27.540 I mean, I want a house husband. 1.00

03:11:28.740 Especially OnlyFans.

03:11:29.940 Mommy.

03:11:30.480 I want a house husband so I can afford it, but I don't think the average person can.

03:11:33.540 Yeah, average people, but let's be honest.

03:11:35.760 Traditional practices though, that's not a day.

03:11:38.160 This is totally different.

03:11:39.300 Traditional was definitely more men definitely made most of the decisions outside of the house.

03:11:43.620 Well, here, I mean, here's a hot take on this.

03:11:45.760 I think even if the man's not working at all, you can still have a traditional dynamic, but

03:11:54.540 that's going to require the woman to submit regardless of the fact that she's the breadwinner. 1.00

03:11:59.340 Because I think being submissive is not strictly, it's not strictly inextricable from who the

03:12:07.660 breadwinner is.

03:12:09.100 I agree.

03:12:09.600 Like, you would agree with me that a woman could be obscenely wealthy, but you come across 0.99

03:12:13.440 the right guy and you would be submissive to him.

03:12:16.080 I agree.

03:12:17.720 So, because I mean, I think a man can be masculine and dominant absent his money.

03:12:23.600 Now, I think it can help.

03:12:26.500 It can be a factor.

03:12:27.520 But I mean, you look at some men who don't have money and they're still hyper-masculine.

03:12:35.300 They're still dominant men.

03:12:39.040 Like the male life. 0.90

03:12:39.700 I think it is a component of it, but I don't think it's completely 100% tied.

03:12:46.140 I think you can provide as a man without providing financially.

03:12:50.100 Like if a woman has a PJ, a woman has a private jet and she wants to deal with me, like it's 1.00

03:12:55.680 my private jet.

03:12:57.520 Like, it's your jet, but it's, we're on my jet, baby.

03:13:01.580 I got, I got, it's good.

03:13:04.520 So like, she'll get you, like she has a nice car, but like you're going to drive her around

03:13:08.080 in it?

03:13:08.700 Yes.

03:13:09.000 I'll drive the car.

03:13:09.800 I like that.

03:13:10.400 I'm going to, she can be passenger princess in her really nice car. 0.84

03:13:15.640 Brian, do you pump the gas?

03:13:18.040 Yes.

03:13:18.320 I pump the gas.

03:13:19.100 I like to drive.

03:13:20.300 I'd rather drive.

03:13:21.020 She can be in the passenger seat.

03:13:23.180 I mean, look, I don't want to die.

03:13:24.880 So I don't want to die.

03:13:27.280 That's crazy.

03:13:28.140 That's fair.

03:13:29.980 Absolutely.

03:13:31.160 Do you know how to drive a manual vehicle?

03:13:33.540 Actually, I do not.

03:13:34.920 Oh, wow.

03:13:35.680 I don't know.

03:13:36.140 That was my first car.

03:13:36.700 I don't know how to drive a stick.

03:13:37.920 I'll teach you.

03:13:38.740 I just learned.

03:13:40.620 Whoa.

03:13:41.100 Okay.

03:13:43.260 Sad.

03:13:43.940 Yeah.

03:13:44.180 I mean, most cars are automatic.

03:13:46.320 Nowadays.

03:13:47.140 I guess in the zombie apocalypse, it's like you're running away from the zombies.

03:13:51.220 Oh, quick.

03:13:51.660 Let's get in this car and get away. 1.00

03:13:53.200 Oh, fuck. 1.00

03:13:53.800 It's a stick. 1.00

03:13:54.340 We're dead.

03:13:54.760 Sorry. 1.00

03:13:55.360 Oh, fuck. 0.99

03:13:55.860 I know my dude has to teach me how to drive his truck because, like, gosh forbid, I have 1.00

03:13:59.320 to, like, drive his home.

03:14:00.180 But isn't it the sickest thing ever?

03:14:00.760 Dude, it's so sick.

03:14:01.560 Yeah, 100%.

03:14:02.340 It's the coolest.

03:14:03.160 It's more fun to drive.

03:14:03.560 It's like a 1980s Toyota.

03:14:04.740 That's what I'm saying.

03:14:05.280 It's more fun to drive.

03:14:05.920 They're sick.

03:14:06.580 Yeah. 0.97

03:14:07.100 If a man pulled up in an automatic vehicle or, like, not a truck, I'd find that extremely

03:14:11.540 unattractive.

03:14:12.200 If you pull up in a Honda Civic, I'm going to be, like, gross.

03:14:15.200 Yeah.

03:14:15.980 I think, though, it would be, like, I don't know.

03:14:18.320 Look, you mentioned, like, house husband or whatever. 1.00

03:14:20.360 Like, if a girl, I don't know, if I encountered a girl who's just obscenely wealthy, fuck it. 1.00

03:14:28.820 We're going to pump out a bunch of kids, and I'm taking care of the kids. 1.00

03:14:31.360 Like, I don't know.

03:14:32.460 It's just work.

03:14:33.920 This idea that work is the ultimate fulfillment in life, well, especially for women, that's 1.00

03:14:38.880 a psyop.

03:14:39.680 But even for men, this idea that work, I can understand the drive for, like, building something

03:14:46.100 or putting in a hard day's work.

03:14:48.320 Like, I understand how that can be, provide some degree of fulfillment.

03:14:53.240 But I think that's also even a psyop for men to a degree in the sense that, like, okay,

03:14:59.860 you're going to be a wage slave for, like, 60 years.

03:15:02.200 You're going to break your body.

03:15:04.320 I don't know.

03:15:05.660 I don't know.

03:15:05.960 I feel like a lot of women can't, don't understand what it's like to live below 50 grand sometimes. 0.99

03:15:13.480 Like, if you want to be a housewife, you got to learn how to live with one income. 0.99

03:15:16.780 I mean, you're telling me you can't live off 40 grand a year?

03:15:19.940 Yeah.

03:15:20.740 Reducing consumption and just accepting that, like, there are sacrifices that you make.

03:15:25.240 Like, yeah, ideal world.

03:15:26.560 We could afford a nice life or same quality of life as two people.

03:15:30.740 But I also think that there's ways, if having a family is your goal, there's ways to kind

03:15:37.800 of set up your life in a way that your career can be adaptable for a family.

03:15:42.780 Like, right now I'm doing events.

03:15:45.200 I'm doing social media.

03:15:46.280 I do photography.

03:15:47.620 I have experience in graphic design.

03:15:49.580 And I do marketing for, like, 100 of our clubs nationwide.

03:15:53.300 And I chose this career path out of different career paths simply because it would be adaptable

03:15:58.840 for me to then go freelance, for me to do work from home part time.

03:16:04.780 It's a career that allows me in the future to stay home with my kids because I want to

03:16:11.360 homeschool.

03:16:11.760 And then I can, you know, contribute financially to my family.

03:16:16.300 So there's other options.

03:16:17.680 But I think if you're, if you prioritize your career over your family, then, like, yeah,

03:16:24.040 it's not going to work out.

03:16:26.100 I'm doing the same as well.

03:16:27.280 And that's, like, the main reason why I do OF is because I'm creating, my goal is to create

03:16:33.800 generational wealth for my future family and kids.

03:16:37.460 But at what price?

03:16:39.200 Yeah.

03:16:39.460 At what cost?

03:16:40.020 The price of my soul.

03:16:40.960 I don't care.

03:16:42.140 Yeah, exactly.

03:16:43.080 Well, you don't care about your soul.

03:16:44.900 Come on.

03:16:45.160 That's crazy.

03:16:46.660 But here's a question.

03:16:50.660 If you go to a guy's house and he has emergency rations, rations, am I saying that right?

03:16:59.140 Rations, rations. 0.98

03:17:00.060 Like, he's got 30, he's got, like, a three-month supply of food, like a shit-hits-the-fan type 0.99

03:17:07.180 prepper. 0.99

03:17:08.220 Like, he's a prepper.

03:17:09.000 Would you date a prepper?

03:17:10.080 Yes.

03:17:10.440 Yeah.

03:17:11.000 I'm a prepper.

03:17:11.420 He's got MREs ready to go.

03:17:12.980 He's got everything thought out.

03:17:14.600 That's got to be a military man. 0.99

03:17:14.980 Yeah, it's the sickest. 0.92

03:17:15.840 Yeah, he's effective.

03:17:16.780 Yeah.

03:17:17.040 But, like, here's a question.

03:17:19.080 Who here enjoys a quality of life that, like, I don't know, if you were dating a guy and

03:17:28.620 he, like, takes you on trips or what's, there's a term for it.

03:17:32.140 I don't know if luxury would be the right word.

03:17:33.780 Who here wants that, like, kind of more luxurious lifestyle?

03:17:40.260 Do you, now, you get to pick that or you guys have a bunker.

03:17:47.440 Bunker. 0.99

03:17:47.920 But you don't get to do the luxury shit. 0.99

03:17:50.440 Which do you pick? 1.00

03:17:51.360 A bunker sounds sick.

03:17:53.380 Because I'm thinking, like, maybe the guy, he earns a good amount of money.

03:17:58.800 But he can't do both.

03:18:02.460 He can't be both, okay, we're going to, like, have luxury lifestyle and have the bunker.

03:18:07.160 He only has enough to pick one.

03:18:08.480 So, I think, I think you got to, I mean, if I had to make that decision for myself, I'm

03:18:19.780 getting the bunker. 0.98

03:18:21.140 And we're storing, there's going to be a fucking water processing thing there for rainwater. 1.00

03:18:28.160 Well, I guess we're fucked in California. 0.99

03:18:29.880 Okay, there's going to be, there's going to be that. 0.98

03:18:32.180 We're going to be, I don't know what we're going to have.

03:18:35.040 Solar panels.

03:18:35.740 Yeah, underground bunker, guns, a lot of, a ton of guns, food supplies that will last

03:18:44.940 two years, underground bunker, though.

03:18:48.540 But we're going to live kind of a bit of a, you know, it's not going to be, you know,

03:18:53.300 you're not going to drive the Lexus, you're going to drive the Toyota.

03:18:56.860 You're not going to get bags.

03:18:58.640 The simple life.

03:18:59.780 You're going to buy clothes at Costco.

03:19:01.520 So, you don't get the, I don't know, what, what, Chanel, what do women wear? 0.97

03:19:06.540 Prada, what is it? 1.00

03:19:07.780 What's the fucking fancy shit? 1.00

03:19:09.860 Got them right. 0.99

03:19:10.520 Thank you.

03:19:10.860 Appreciate it. 0.99

03:19:12.520 You're going to buy shit at Costco. 0.99

03:19:14.760 But we have the bunker. 1.00

03:19:16.560 Who takes the trade?

03:19:18.280 Do you take the trade, Brooklyn?

03:19:19.760 I'm confused by this question.

03:19:21.080 You're confused.

03:19:22.160 Like, why the bunker for like when the world ends?

03:19:25.500 Zombies. 0.68

03:19:26.660 I kind of want to be, I want to die when the world ends. 0.97

03:19:27.900 The what end. 0.72

03:19:28.420 No.

03:19:29.020 Like, I don't want to be alive for that.

03:19:30.400 Wait, this is a great question to ask a potential dating prospect.

03:19:33.820 I ask it of women. 0.95

03:19:35.580 Okay. 0.99

03:19:36.840 Zombie.

03:19:38.180 Zombie. 1.00

03:19:38.840 But not like slow zombie, like Walking Dead, where it's like, oh, okay, they're fucking 0.98

03:19:43.840 like easy, unless it's like a massive horde. 0.97

03:19:47.140 It's like fast zombies.

03:19:49.580 Like Call of Duty, like.

03:19:51.640 Not going to lie, I fantasize about this. 1.00

03:19:53.980 You think about that shit. 1.00

03:19:54.840 I fantasize about the zombie apocalypse. 1.00

03:19:56.540 My house, there's.

03:19:57.680 It's ready.

03:19:58.260 Surrounded by fields.

03:19:59.120 Do you have a moat?

03:19:59.680 I have a walk around porch.

03:20:00.480 You seem like you have a moat.

03:20:01.420 Yeah, and I can stand on the roof of my porch and I just walk around with a rifle.

03:20:05.060 I could see a zombie coming from miles away.

03:20:07.820 I love that for you.

03:20:09.080 You're ready.

03:20:10.060 I'm ready.

03:20:12.100 Here's the question.

03:20:13.640 Oh, what am I doing, bro?

03:20:15.040 Sorry, I'm dripping water everywhere.

03:20:17.800 Okay.

03:20:18.540 Zombie apocalypse.

03:20:20.880 Do you attempt to survive or do you just.

03:20:24.440 I'm out.

03:20:25.380 No, I wouldn't commit suicide.

03:20:26.820 Yeah, I'm out.

03:20:27.360 You would or wouldn't?

03:20:28.260 I would never commit suicide.

03:20:29.680 Okay, what do you do?

03:20:30.280 Zombie apocalypse.

03:20:30.880 I would attempt to survive.

03:20:32.300 Survive?

03:20:32.900 Survive.

03:20:33.420 Survive or off yourself?

03:20:34.680 Survive.

03:20:35.680 Survive.

03:20:36.200 I always envision it.

03:20:37.260 I'm going to pull out a lawn chair.

03:20:38.560 I'm going to smoke and I'm just going to watch the world burn.

03:20:41.240 So you're just going to let yourself be.

03:20:43.080 Yeah, it's too much anxiety.

03:20:44.100 I feel like you're instinctually, though, like want to.

03:20:46.820 Yeah, probably.

03:20:47.440 Run away.

03:20:48.220 Yeah, probably.

03:20:48.540 You're just going to sit there and let them eat you?

03:20:50.980 I mean, it's all hypothetical.

03:20:51.920 I don't know.

03:20:52.500 Would you just.

03:20:53.540 Probably.

03:20:53.920 Take yourself.

03:20:54.400 Okay.

03:20:54.700 What about you?

03:20:55.740 I would try to survive, but I mean, death isn't the worst thing.

03:20:58.720 What about you?

03:20:59.020 Uh, if my family's around, I'm around.

03:21:02.600 Let's say, uh, your family's not around.

03:21:07.540 I'm dead. 0.97

03:21:09.120 You, you. 0.98

03:21:09.760 I would literally.

03:21:10.780 Oh, no.

03:21:10.840 I'd be out there just.

03:21:11.500 I'd only.

03:21:12.180 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

03:21:16.120 Sorry.

03:21:16.540 I agree with you.

03:21:17.260 That would be ideal.

03:21:18.820 I'd only want to survive if I could like do something to protect them, you know?

03:21:24.080 You'd constantly be fearing for your life.

03:21:26.060 Like that your quality of life would be so down.

03:21:29.120 Yeah.

03:21:29.440 But.

03:21:29.640 You're constantly running for your life.

03:21:31.300 But what if you survive and it's potentially over at one point and just.

03:21:34.720 You got to try to survive.

03:21:36.260 But a girl who says she would just.

03:21:37.880 I think.

03:21:38.740 Can't date her.

03:21:39.860 Think of the pros.

03:21:41.020 She's got to have a survival mindset. 0.51

03:21:42.260 Think of the pros.

03:21:42.780 No taxes.

03:21:44.140 True.

03:21:44.380 No work.

03:21:45.500 Yeah.

03:21:45.980 Well, you have to work other ways.

03:21:47.300 You don't have to pay taxes right now either.

03:21:49.900 Go home or something maybe.

03:21:51.280 Unless you're at the parker.

03:21:52.600 I think I prefer to pay taxes than deal with a zombie apocalypse.

03:21:55.260 I mean, yeah, but.

03:21:56.540 You don't have to deal with either right now.

03:21:58.740 You don't really have to do either.

03:21:59.760 Would you rather encounter a man?

03:22:01.400 Oh, wow.

03:22:06.300 She's.

03:22:07.800 You know, the OnlyFans sends you a 1099 probably, I think.

03:22:12.840 Yeah.

03:22:13.940 The IRS watches social media.

03:22:15.840 So they can send it to Israel?

03:22:16.840 No thanks.

03:22:17.640 Oh, my God.

03:22:19.620 All right.

03:22:20.380 Kitty, can you repeat your question?

03:22:21.980 I said, would you rather encounter a zombie or a man?

03:22:25.100 A zombie. 1.00

03:22:25.680 I could kill it. 1.00

03:22:26.900 A zombie? 1.00

03:22:28.560 Zombie.

03:22:29.420 Oh, my God.

03:22:30.060 It's like the bear question. 0.61

03:22:31.020 Yeah.

03:22:31.700 That's what I'm saying. 0.99

03:22:32.240 More ridiculous. 0.98

03:22:33.700 Yeah, I think. 0.97

03:22:35.720 Yeah, I don't know.

03:22:36.420 Kind of a red flag, though.

03:22:37.640 If the girl doesn't want to survive. 1.00

03:22:42.760 Anyways, we have a chat here from Reese.

03:22:45.700 Oh, wait. 1.00

03:22:46.140 What the fuck? 0.99

03:22:47.100 Reese Ravitch donated $100. 1.00

03:22:49.460 Is that your? 1.00

03:22:50.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

03:22:50.180 Oh, shit. 1.00

03:22:50.200 Oh, that's not him. 1.00

03:23:11.580 That's not him.

03:23:13.280 Like, I.

03:23:14.100 Is that him?

03:23:15.520 That's his name.

03:23:16.060 But he said move away from my girl.

03:23:17.620 And I'm seat four.

03:23:18.120 It could also be.

03:23:19.260 Her boyfriend's so based.

03:23:20.480 It could be someone trolling.

03:23:22.100 Is that actually your?

03:23:23.260 I think so.

03:23:24.520 Wait, is that actually Reese?

03:23:25.520 Does it sound like him?

03:23:26.360 That's his last name. 0.93

03:23:31.120 That's actually sick.

03:23:32.840 Does he watch the show? 1.00

03:23:34.280 Damn. 1.00

03:23:34.820 You date somebody like that? 1.00

03:23:35.820 Does he watch the show?

03:23:37.080 He talks like that to women?

03:23:38.220 That's crazy. 0.73

03:23:39.100 Girl.

03:23:39.560 And you're over here trying to advocate for that.

03:23:41.580 Yeah.

03:23:42.200 Hey.

03:23:43.620 I think it's a joke.

03:23:44.800 It's wild to me.

03:23:45.660 No, maybe it's a joke.

03:23:47.420 Maybe it's a joke.

03:23:50.720 It's awkward.

03:23:52.320 Does he watch the show?

03:23:54.000 I think so.

03:23:55.740 I mean, he is right now.

03:23:56.980 No, but like.

03:23:58.300 He definitely knows the show.

03:23:59.680 Yeah. 0.98

03:24:01.600 Does your boyfriend call like women whores and stuff? 0.99

03:24:04.220 Besides that. 0.99

03:24:05.020 I've never called me one.

03:24:08.140 Oh, Reese.

03:24:09.780 You might have just messed up, buddy.

03:24:12.160 Yo, W boyfriend in the chat, I guess.

03:24:15.240 I don't know.

03:24:15.900 Big L. 0.59

03:24:17.540 Okay.

03:24:18.180 So let's get into.

03:24:20.860 Actually, I need to get up momentarily.

03:24:23.700 Do you want to do some of your comedy set?

03:24:26.600 Or if you guys want to pick a topic to.

03:24:29.020 I have a beautiful joke.

03:24:30.580 Really quick.

03:24:31.200 Go ahead.

03:24:31.380 I'll be back in a moment.

03:24:36.020 You know, they say that Minnesota is full of ice right now.

03:24:39.940 It's flooded with ice.

03:24:41.520 It's everywhere.

03:24:43.120 Can't go down the street without ice, you know, catching up to you. 0.99

03:24:46.520 So the best I can say is, of course, there's ice in fucking Minnesota. 0.99

03:24:51.200 It's cold. 0.99

03:24:51.940 It's January.

03:24:53.880 That was really good.

03:24:55.000 Thank you.

03:24:56.620 Amazing.

03:24:57.820 Got another one, Alex?

03:24:59.900 Charlotte's got one.

03:25:00.600 How long have you been doing comedy?

03:25:03.840 Like stand up for?

03:25:04.880 Like a year.

03:25:05.400 Did you just randomly get into it?

03:25:07.680 No, I've always been pretty much like a comedian.

03:25:09.920 So I was like, oh, this is really easy.

03:25:11.660 Is it hard to get like gigs in terms of like?

03:25:14.480 Oh, no.

03:25:15.160 No.

03:25:15.420 I have a decent following on my Instagram.

03:25:17.320 It's like 250, something like that.

03:25:20.580 So it's just.

03:25:21.380 250,000?

03:25:23.180 260, something like that.

03:25:24.120 Wow.

03:25:25.200 Since this is a dating show.

03:25:26.540 Oh, wait, you go ahead.

03:25:27.480 Oh, I was just going to say, you have a strong stage presence.

03:25:29.660 So I feel like, like I can imagine like dark room. 1.00

03:25:32.580 You just have a drink in your hand and you're just kind of like shooting the shit. 0.99

03:25:35.540 Like I feel like that would go over very well. 0.99

03:25:37.740 And I definitely am like a pinpointer.

03:25:39.560 Like, oh, what do you do for a living?

03:25:41.600 Yeah.

03:25:43.000 You're very captivating. 0.98

03:25:44.280 What I can't fucking stand is a guy. 0.98

03:25:46.760 Yeah. 0.99

03:25:47.200 It's very much.

03:25:48.480 Yeah.

03:25:48.860 This is fun.

03:25:49.660 I like it.

03:25:50.140 It's awesome.

03:25:54.100 Oh.

03:25:55.700 Okay.

03:25:56.100 Since this is a dating show, what guys do you go for?

03:26:00.820 Countrymen.

03:26:02.200 Blue collar men.

03:26:03.980 Like physical type guys.

03:26:04.760 A guy with a truck.

03:26:05.780 Anything.

03:26:06.200 Is what you said.

03:26:06.960 You said it.

03:26:07.480 Specific.

03:26:08.280 Either a stick or a truck. 1.00

03:26:10.000 You better have a fucking mole. 1.00

03:26:13.000 Country boys. 1.00

03:26:14.160 Same thing.

03:26:14.740 Like there's nothing hotter than a man that does like physical labor all day.

03:26:22.140 Those muscles from that, those are like, they're different than the gym bros.

03:26:27.980 Would you still like him if he was like a twink, but still did that stuff?

03:26:31.460 Probably.

03:26:32.360 I'm not going to lie.

03:26:33.200 I'm a hopeless romantic.

03:26:34.340 Like.

03:26:35.140 No twinks.

03:26:37.240 I fall in love easy.

03:26:38.420 But I, I'd like the country boy.

03:26:42.340 And no liberals.

03:26:43.100 No liberal twinks.

03:26:44.640 Only countrymen with mullets and a truck.

03:26:47.340 Yeehaw. 0.99

03:26:48.780 And you better tell me to shut up sometimes. 0.99

03:26:51.780 Maybe a little slap. 0.98

03:26:53.700 I don't know.

03:26:54.520 Maybe.

03:26:55.000 Maybe.

03:26:55.260 Maybe in the bedroom.

03:26:56.380 Yeah.

03:26:56.540 Maybe a little roughing up, you know.

03:26:59.080 Wouldn't mind that.

03:27:01.980 What about you, Charlotte?

03:27:03.340 I don't go after men anymore.

03:27:06.800 Women? 1.00

03:27:07.200 Women? 1.00

03:27:07.760 Nope.

03:27:09.160 Asexual?

03:27:10.140 Nope.

03:27:10.900 Aromantic?

03:27:11.460 I just don't, I just don't care.

03:27:12.600 Like, my job, it's so full of it.

03:27:15.100 Like, I don't care.

03:27:15.940 So you're focusing on yourself right now?

03:27:17.220 Yeah.

03:27:19.120 Somebody that like, I don't feel as though I'm in a relationship with as like, as opposed

03:27:25.400 to like boyfriend and girlfriend, someone that more so feels like a best friend.

03:27:29.440 If that makes sense?

03:27:30.540 So, looks don't matter?

03:27:32.420 They do.

03:27:34.780 But I'm more personality based than looks.

03:27:37.760 Okay.

03:27:38.000 So, personality will override looks for me.

03:27:41.260 I'm low-key a chubby chaser.

03:27:43.480 Chubby chaser?

03:27:44.360 Mm-hmm.

03:27:44.560 So you like Dorthos except guy version?

03:27:46.200 Like dad bods.

03:27:46.980 I like dad bods a lot.

03:27:48.040 Oh, okay, okay.

03:27:49.540 I guess short kings if I were to go for, like, I've never dated a guy taller than me.

03:27:53.340 I like short guys too.

03:27:55.240 It's weird.

03:27:55.960 It's really weird.

03:27:56.660 You guys have a chance.

03:27:57.380 What's like the lowest height you would go for?

03:27:59.800 So, I'm six foot five six.

03:28:02.940 I've dated five six.

03:28:04.000 I don't have one.

03:28:05.480 No, no, I definitely want like six foot. 1.00

03:28:06.980 I want him to like tower over me.

03:28:09.900 Like look down on me.

03:28:11.160 I think that's hot.

03:28:12.120 It's hot.

03:28:12.540 Like to look up at someone.

03:28:13.940 Yeah, that's so hot to me.

03:28:15.040 I don't think like height is like a factor for me necessarily, but all the guys that I

03:28:20.340 end up being attracted to are short.

03:28:22.960 Yeah, see, I don't want to ruin my jeans.

03:28:24.380 Like what's short to you?

03:28:26.640 Shorter than me.

03:28:27.620 I'm five eight, five nine.

03:28:29.280 So, anything below that or the same height as me, like whatever.

03:28:32.660 It's just, it's not like I go after those men.

03:28:35.940 I just find myself always attracted to them.

03:28:38.300 Okay.

03:28:38.660 So, I, it's a type, I guess.

03:28:42.820 Wait, you guys, yeah, you guys?

03:28:45.040 My type.

03:28:47.420 My husband is traditional blue collar business owner.

03:28:53.540 I bet your husband's so sexy.

03:28:55.540 Truck driving.

03:28:57.400 Does he have a mustache?

03:28:59.220 Sometimes.

03:29:01.940 My boy's got a mustache and a little bit of a mullet and gorgeous curls.

03:29:07.520 Like gorgeous, gorgeous curls.

03:29:09.780 He's very efficient and effective.

03:29:13.260 Has a lot of skills.

03:29:14.160 He was homeschooled.

03:29:15.380 So, he didn't have social media until he was like 22.

03:29:18.140 Didn't really start dating until he was like 24.

03:29:23.520 Super based.

03:29:25.220 And he knows like how to do plumbing, welding, electrical work, how to fix a car.

03:29:29.300 He's just kind of knows how to do everything he does.

03:29:32.500 Woodworking.

03:29:32.860 He, he welded me a shelf for Christmas that had like roses in the center and like two roses

03:29:39.260 coming out.

03:29:39.960 And then it had a ball bearing so that I could like hang up my artwork in my room.

03:29:44.520 That's cool.

03:29:45.000 Going off of, because you said he didn't have social media until he was 22.

03:29:48.540 Yeah.

03:29:48.960 I have a question for the ladies. 0.98

03:29:50.260 Would you date a guy that regularly posts on Instagram?

03:29:54.640 Yeah.

03:29:54.780 No, I need an opposite of me.

03:29:56.220 No, I don't care.

03:29:56.820 I love opposites.

03:29:58.620 I mean, yes.

03:29:59.880 If, if I was to go out and date now, I would have to date somebody in my kind of field.

03:30:03.900 So, yes.

03:30:04.500 But if it was like in the future, if I ever tried to actually do something serious, no.

03:30:09.540 And not just like pics with friends, like, or if it's for work, that's like, if he has

03:30:15.460 a business, totally understandable.

03:30:16.900 I'm talking like selfies, posed.

03:30:19.640 Well, it depends on the selfie, I guess.

03:30:21.280 If he's, well, I mean, even like gym dudes, they post selfies all the time.

03:30:25.360 Their progress, I don't know.

03:30:26.460 I don't mind.

03:30:27.020 I don't know.

03:30:27.480 As long as he doesn't engage with like other women doing it, I don't see a problem. 1.00

03:30:31.460 I think like thirst traps, like TikTok.

03:30:34.940 Oh, yeah.

03:30:35.320 That's, that's, yeah, that's a no.

03:30:36.980 Yeah, that's cringy.

03:30:37.880 Absolutely not.

03:30:38.960 I think it's a red flag.

03:30:40.520 Yeah, me too.

03:30:41.440 I think it's a red flag too.

03:30:42.660 I wouldn't be able to take like my boyfriend seriously.

03:30:46.500 Yeah, if he's over there.

03:30:47.980 Well, and I feel like if you have to perform at your own life, like, if it like invades

03:30:52.640 your own life or you feel like you have to like perform or like, I don't know.

03:30:56.620 If he's just taking, like if he was just out taking pictures of nature and like posting

03:30:59.600 that up, hell yeah, dude, do your thing.

03:31:01.180 That's cute.

03:31:01.880 It's beautiful, like.

03:31:02.680 Well, what if he's getting paid to like post?

03:31:04.920 Yeah.

03:31:05.580 Oh, that's a job.

03:31:06.440 That's fine.

03:31:06.700 Yeah.

03:31:06.860 That's a nice job.

03:31:07.620 Oh, okay.

03:31:08.060 But if they're just doing it for like female attention. 0.99

03:31:11.240 Yeah.

03:31:11.680 In the nicest way.

03:31:13.140 Pretty big difference.

03:31:14.440 Why do you need all that validation?

03:31:16.080 Exactly.

03:31:17.020 And if there's a bunch of quotes on there, I'm gonna lose my mind.

03:31:21.240 Or like if they're just like thirst trapping because they want to, like there's no money

03:31:25.740 or no following.

03:31:26.420 Yeah, literally.

03:31:26.960 So that's a red flag for you guys.

03:31:28.580 Yeah.

03:31:29.580 Other red flags?

03:31:30.940 Brian?

03:31:32.340 That's a red flag.

03:31:34.420 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

03:31:36.180 He's not here to defend himself.

03:31:38.480 The toilet seat thing was a huge red flag.

03:31:42.060 Yeah.

03:31:42.280 Is it the fact that it's something you feel like is small that he's standing firm on or

03:31:49.000 do you, is it actually like the, the toilet seat itself that's, that you have an issue

03:31:52.480 with?

03:31:52.620 Something so small.

03:31:54.080 Like my love language is like doing little things that normal, like people that aren't

03:32:00.900 in a relationship might not think matter as much, but they really do.

03:32:04.120 Like how, I don't, I don't remember who mentioned cutting up steak.

03:32:08.340 Yeah.

03:32:09.060 That would also mean so much to me.

03:32:11.840 Like it's just a little thing.

03:32:13.200 I kind of see the toilet seat thing is kind of degrading to make your girlfriend put it. 1.00

03:32:16.200 Oh, I feel like if you're doing it on purpose, it's a little strange.

03:32:19.060 Yeah, I feel like it's kind of degrading.

03:32:20.120 It's a little strange if you just leave it up on purpose, but if it's your bathroom.

03:32:24.180 I think it's very like.

03:32:25.300 But he did say it's his own bathroom.

03:32:27.460 I wouldn't have a problem if he's leaving his own bathroom, toilet seat, whatever you want

03:32:30.500 to do.

03:32:31.380 Decency, common, like decency.

03:32:33.880 I don't know.

03:32:34.360 I grew up with brothers and my dad would always leave the toilet seat up.

03:32:37.280 I'm just.

03:32:38.600 Yeah.

03:32:39.020 But, but, but that, you have to put it in perspective.

03:32:41.160 Like, I'm so glad that I get to put the toilet seat down because those people are still alive.

03:32:47.260 Yes.

03:32:47.840 Amen.

03:32:48.840 So, um, like even if it's like socks, I'm so glad I get to fold tiny socks all day because

03:32:55.600 they're alive.

03:32:56.260 So I'm glad I get to do the dishes for people who are alive.

03:33:00.900 So, I mean, you can complain about the small things all day long, but at the end of the

03:33:04.540 day, if you care about someone, I don't. 1.00

03:33:06.760 Put the fucking toilet seat down. 1.00

03:33:07.960 I get what you're saying. 1.00

03:33:08.660 But also like the little things do matter.

03:33:11.680 And it's not just the toilet seat.

03:33:12.840 I think that's just an example of like little things like, is he going to hold the door

03:33:17.500 open for you?

03:33:18.920 I'm sure he would.

03:33:19.800 Like, like little things like that.

03:33:20.900 And I feel like that goes along with like, like with putting the toilet seat down, like

03:33:24.540 gentlemanly things that I feel like are very looked over.

03:33:28.700 I think that just depends on, it just goes down to the fact, are you going to be with

03:33:32.100 this person or not?

03:33:32.800 You know, if not putting this toilet seat down, it's like a make or break.

03:33:36.940 Like, you can just get out of it.

03:33:38.200 You know?

03:33:38.520 Of course.

03:33:39.120 If you don't want to fold long, you can just get out of it.

03:33:41.280 So at the end of the day, it's like, it's just up to the person.

03:33:45.000 If you don't want to put the toilet seat down, it's totally optional to leave.

03:33:48.200 Like, I just think it's absurd when, no offense, Brian, Brian wants to be treated like a king,

03:33:54.400 but Brian doesn't want to give that same energy back.

03:33:58.340 That's where the problem lies.

03:33:59.800 With the toilet seat thing.

03:34:00.800 Well, he's paying for everything.

03:34:01.580 Does the king bow to the queen?

03:34:04.360 Yes.

03:34:05.000 Yes.

03:34:05.440 Behind closed doors.

03:34:06.900 Have you ever watched any-

03:34:07.820 Wait, are we using the same analogy?

03:34:10.680 If we're talking about literal royalty, the queen is subservient to the king.

03:34:14.880 Do you know how much influence women have behind closed doors? 1.00

03:34:17.880 Are you relevant to your analogy?

03:34:20.420 Well, with yours.

03:34:22.280 Like, the king bows down to the woman as well.

03:34:26.060 It goes both ways.

03:34:27.660 Maybe not in front of his people, but he does behind closed doors.

03:34:31.000 No, the king does not bow down to the queen.

03:34:33.340 In your world.

03:34:35.500 Not, no, I'm actually talking about literal, like, royalty.

03:34:40.140 But, like, they have influence in other ways.

03:34:43.620 Well, yeah, there's no dispute that the queen would have influence, but that's not what we're talking about.

03:34:49.120 We're talking about the specific dynamic between the king and the queen.

03:34:52.520 In this instance, no, the king is not, what's the right word, subservient, obedient.

03:35:00.800 I don't know.

03:35:01.220 Submitting?

03:35:02.580 Mm, not quite submitting, but, yeah, the king is the head honcho.

03:35:09.440 I think that you're viewing the reverence as being one directional.

03:35:14.960 So, in terms of, like, people have to bow to the queen, queen has to bow to the king, and king doesn't have to bow to anyone below him.

03:35:22.800 I think that there is a, and by that metric, then, like, queen and common person would be essentially in the same category of reverence owed by the king.

03:35:33.600 Does that make sense?

03:35:35.620 No.

03:35:35.940 Because I feel like it's, like, ultimately the king is at the top, but, like.

03:35:42.660 It would be peasants, peasants, jester.

03:35:44.800 Okay, my bad.

03:35:45.480 Queen, king.

03:35:49.020 But you were saying how the toilet seat thing, it's such a small thing.

03:35:53.540 Mm-hmm.

03:35:53.960 Well, if it's such a small thing, why can't I reverse this on you and say if it's such a small thing, it shouldn't matter?

03:35:59.600 Because you were the last person to use the toilet, so put the seat down after you're done.

03:36:02.700 There is no logic.

03:36:04.120 I don't understand the actual logic of the man should put the toilet seat down for the woman. 1.00

03:36:10.520 Because you care.

03:36:11.140 Logically, it doesn't make sense.

03:36:12.220 Because you care.

03:36:13.580 What's the logic of a...

03:36:14.720 But she should care to not force me to have another encumbrance on my time.

03:36:21.220 Oh, I've got to think about, I need to be considerate of the toilet seat.

03:36:25.540 It's like other things, like send a text if you're busy and can't reply.

03:36:29.780 Be like, hey, babe, I'm a little busy right now.

03:36:31.760 I think that's generally okay, unless you're like really busy and in the middle of something.

03:36:36.800 But it shows that you care.

03:36:37.900 I think that's...

03:36:38.580 Yeah, but that's a bit different.

03:36:41.140 I think that's different than what we're talking about with the toilet seat.

03:36:44.040 The toilet seat is this completely arbitrary thing.

03:36:47.000 Ultimately, the thing that logically makes the most sense is whatever the state of the bathroom is, however it is, you transform that state into the state that you want it to be in.

03:36:59.100 So if I go into the bathroom and the toilet seat is down, I put it up.

03:37:04.920 If the toilet seat is up, for you, you put it down.

03:37:08.540 That just makes the most sense.

03:37:10.600 I feel like we're getting hung up on the toilet seat thing when it's a bigger picture.

03:37:14.960 You brought it back up.

03:37:15.880 It's a bigger picture.

03:37:17.240 What's the bigger picture?

03:37:18.020 Tell me the bigger picture.

03:37:18.820 Chivalry is dead. 0.85

03:37:21.600 And women killed it. 1.00

03:37:23.380 And women killed it. 1.00

03:37:25.260 The men I meet are very chivalrous.

03:37:26.420 Here's my thoughts on the chivalry thing.

03:37:31.240 Chivalry is for those who are deserving of it.

03:37:34.920 Now, I'm not saying that certain people should be mistreated or abused or treated poorly.

03:37:40.100 But chivalry is a step beyond.

03:37:41.760 Would you agree that you can be polite to somebody but not observe chivalry?

03:37:47.180 Like a man could be nice to you but not be chivalrous.

03:37:50.420 Like he's not insulting you.

03:37:52.080 He's not calling you names.

03:37:53.000 He's not being abusive.

03:37:54.380 He's talking to you in a respectful tone.

03:37:56.680 But he's not being actively chivalrous.

03:37:58.760 Would you agree he's still being nice to you?

03:38:02.620 Absent chivalry.

03:38:03.860 Yes.

03:38:04.920 Okay.

03:38:06.080 So now, I guess my position on this chivalry thing.

03:38:12.160 Only some women are deserving of it. 1.00

03:38:17.120 So in order to demand or, well, here's the thing. 0.99

03:38:21.100 I think even completely strumpet, modern, promiscuous women. 1.00

03:38:27.020 Not even promiscuous. 0.86

03:38:28.080 That's not related.

03:38:28.820 Well, it's sort of related.

03:38:30.140 You can still get chivalry because men know it's most effective.

03:38:34.240 It's the meta.

03:38:35.580 Most effective tactics available if any of you play video games.

03:38:39.600 Now, the meta in dating, regardless of how non-traditional the woman is, women still enjoy traditional treatment. 1.00

03:38:47.600 Now, from a bird's eye view, that's fucking bullshit. 0.98

03:38:50.080 But you still, even completely feminist, liberal, progressive women, a lot of them still insist on men holding up their end of the deal when it comes to traditional gender roles. 1.00

03:39:01.220 My position is, in terms of what's bird's eye view, looking down at the chessboard, what's fair, what makes sense, men should not be chivalrous to a woman unless she's a lady. 0.87

03:39:14.120 Now, I'm not trying to be mean.

03:39:15.340 I'm not trying to attack you guys. 0.98

03:39:16.540 But the reality is, if you're a sex worker, you're not a lady. 1.00

03:39:23.100 In the dynamic, when I say that, obviously you're female. 1.00

03:39:26.420 When I say you're not a lady, you're not a lady in the fair exchange of he's a gentleman, you're a lady. 0.82

03:39:34.600 So, while I understand, like, look, we got some OnlyFans girls here, you know, I'm sure you guys get asked out by men. 1.00

03:39:43.680 I'm sure they'd be more than happy to pay for the date and open the car door and be a fucking simp and do all this shit. 0.98

03:39:49.340 What I'm talking about is something different. 0.99

03:39:51.000 I understand you might get it and you enjoy it.

03:39:54.300 I don't think you should.

03:39:55.520 I think it's unfair to expect it, given your own position.

03:40:04.460 So, by virtue of you guys being sex workers, I don't think you should expect or you deserve chivalry.

03:40:13.620 So, because we're sex workers, we deserve less. 1.00

03:40:16.180 Uh, if you could frame it that way, I suppose.

03:40:20.720 But my framing would simply be, if you are like men, you need to meet this traditional standard.

03:40:29.160 It would occur to me that it would be fair that you as the woman, and look, I think being traditional is not a, it's not a binary.

03:40:37.020 I think it's a, it's a scale, you know.

03:40:39.580 So, I think you don't need to be like 100% perfectly trad.

03:40:42.960 Otherwise, no, it's completely out the window.

03:40:45.220 But I think it needs to be a prox, there needs to be an approximation of equality in the trad trade-off. 0.97

03:40:54.740 In today, 2026, you got women who are liberal, progressive, modern, feminist, boss babe, sex worker, promiscuous women. 1.00

03:41:05.540 And that's a modern standard for yourself.

03:41:08.780 However, you want men, you basically want men to be 1950s bachelors and adhere to, okay, he's got to protect me, he's got to be willing to provide, he's got to pay for dates, he's got to be chivalrous, he's got to do all these things.

03:41:25.160 What do men get?

03:41:26.660 You want women to be 1950s housewives doing... 1.00

03:41:32.180 But this is a critique of your position.

03:41:34.980 So, as the sex worker, I don't believe that you're holding up your end of the traditional deal.

03:41:42.840 And so, look, I understand, you probably still want it, you can probably still get it, because, again, meta, most effective tactics available. 0.98

03:41:51.240 So, I think it's, can, I can make arguments for why I think it's, like, kind of bullshit to pay for the first date.

03:41:57.480 But a lot of, I advise men to do it regardless, regardless of how unfair or fair, whatever it is, because it's the most effective tactic available.

03:42:06.320 Now, and, like, it's either, for some women, oh, okay, you want to go 50-50, it's going to be neutral or negative. 1.00

03:42:13.360 Pay for the date, it's neutral or positive.

03:42:15.900 Most effective tactic available. 0.99

03:42:17.440 But if we're actually having an investigatory conversation about these gender dynamics between men and women, yeah, it's a fucking raw deal for a man to be chivalrous, do all these things, for a woman who's a fucking, it depends what factor it is, but who's a sex worker. 0.98

03:42:37.380 I'm not saying that to be mean or whatever, I just think it's the truth. 0.98

03:42:42.960 It is.

03:42:43.500 I 100% agree.

03:42:44.640 But that's also why I don't date, I choose not to, because I don't, I honestly don't think that a man deserves that in a relationship, like, genuinely.

03:42:53.220 The sex worker thing?

03:42:54.400 Yeah, and that's just my opinion. 0.96

03:42:55.700 Like, if you're going and dating, like, you shouldn't be doing porn.

03:43:00.180 Do you have a response?

03:43:01.340 Yeah.

03:43:02.860 I mean, I guess, yeah, obviously, like, you can feel that way.

03:43:06.500 Um, I, I disagree.

03:43:10.900 I don't think just because of my job, I shouldn't be treated with respect, especially in my case where...

03:43:15.860 Wait, wait, wait, hold on.

03:43:17.080 Sorry, not respect.

03:43:18.640 So...

03:43:19.120 Chivalry.

03:43:20.000 Chivalry.

03:43:20.580 Yeah, yeah.

03:43:20.900 Because I want to, I'm not advocating that because a woman does sex work or she's a feminist or a liberal that she should be treated poorly or disrespected or abused in a relationship.

03:43:31.080 But I don't think you deserve chivalry.

03:43:34.340 I think at least in my case, because I guess I can only give myself as an example, I feel like chivalry is the least I deserve.

03:43:41.560 Especially if I am planning for my future husband to provide literally everything.

03:43:47.400 Wait, you just said you want, you want to be the one who works and you want the guy to stay at home.

03:43:52.080 Exactly.

03:43:52.640 So how is he going to provide?

03:43:53.320 So he can do the little things.

03:43:55.620 What?

03:43:56.520 Like, put the toilet seat down, treat me like a lady. 1.00

03:43:58.980 Chivalry doesn't really take much work.

03:44:01.920 It doesn't.

03:44:02.240 Yes, it does.

03:44:03.040 No, it doesn't.

03:44:03.840 It shouldn't.

03:44:04.620 It depends what we're talking about, but it can.

03:44:09.140 Do you want a guy to protect you?

03:44:12.340 Of course.

03:44:13.240 Okay, question.

03:44:14.620 Generally speaking, when it comes to the gender dynamics between men and women, is there a burden or an expectation on men that the man be willing to sacrifice himself to some degree to protect the woman?

03:44:26.880 Yeah.

03:44:27.080 So it might not mean death necessarily, but, like, he would have to put himself in harm's way to protect you.

03:44:34.300 I think it goes both ways, but, yeah.

03:44:35.960 Yeah, but I understand that you women might have the urge to, like, oh, well, I would give my life for my husband, but I think there's a difference here.

03:44:44.580 I don't think you're going to be appraised negatively by a man if you're not willing to do it, whereas society and the individual woman you're dating, if you're not willing to protect her in certain circumstances, you're going to be negatively appraised by your girlfriend or by society or both, most likely.

03:45:02.360 Yeah, I agree.

03:45:04.060 So in this instance, if we're talking about the ultimate manifestation of trad rules or chivalry, protect, that literally entails men have to be willing to risk their life for a woman, which is pretty much a bigger sacrifice than I think anything a woman could do.

03:45:23.140 I mean, women birth children, that's a sacrifice in itself. 1.00

03:45:27.940 Yeah, and there is a risk of death when it comes to mortality from childbirth, but I don't think it's the same as, like, actually dying.

03:45:37.000 Like, some women do die, but most women don't from childbirth. 1.00

03:45:40.440 None anymore.

03:45:40.800 And look, it's painful and it's stressful and it has an impact on your body in various ways.

03:45:45.720 And so, yes, that is a sacrifice that women do. 1.00

03:45:48.740 How many kids do you have?

03:45:49.960 I don't have any.

03:45:51.400 Okay, I mean, this argument that, okay, well, women's sacrifice to men is that they're having children.

03:45:56.800 Most women are not doing a really good job of that. 1.00

03:45:58.400 And a men's sacrifice to women is the hypothetical he has to protect her and jump in if there's someone threatening her.

03:46:04.860 Well, that's a burden.

03:46:06.620 That is a duty that is expected.

03:46:08.320 And there's the burden of having to have kids and risk your life.

03:46:12.500 Right, but you would, like, how many first dates have you been on?

03:46:15.180 Burden!

03:46:15.720 How many first dates have you been on?

03:46:17.300 Not a burden, but the standards.

03:46:19.660 How many first dates have you been on?

03:46:21.920 A lot.

03:46:22.940 Hundreds?

03:46:23.860 No, not hundreds.

03:46:25.600 Dozens, though.

03:46:26.720 Yeah, dozens, probably.

03:46:28.320 Have you had children with any of the men who took you on the first date and they paid for the date?

03:46:32.560 No.

03:46:33.780 I mean, look, so, I don't know.

03:46:36.820 It's this argument that, well, men should pay for dates because women have children.

03:46:41.100 It's like, well, maybe this would make sense in the 1950s when a woman maybe went on, like, three first dates.

03:46:48.800 And the third guy she went on a date with, she marries at the age of 18.

03:46:52.960 And then, like, that makes sense now.

03:46:54.500 Now women are delaying marriage, childbirth until their late 20s, 30s. 1.00

03:47:00.440 By the time, like, you take your modern urban city woman and she's married and has kids, she's been on a hundred dates and she hasn't given any of those men children.

03:47:11.740 So it's like, well, men should pay for first dates because women have children. 0.88

03:47:14.860 But do you expect a man to jump in front of a gun on the first date with someone to protect his woman on a first date?

03:47:21.380 I'd hope he'd have a gun.

03:47:23.500 I mean, because that was the biggest argument.

03:47:25.760 It wasn't paying for the first date.

03:47:27.080 It was protecting.

03:47:27.780 I mean, I don't know if the man would do it or there would be an expectation. 0.99

03:47:32.480 I would say that there is an expectation on men if, in this rare hypothetical situation, you are on a first date and some shit does go down. 0.98

03:47:39.920 If the man cowers in some sort of way or he doesn't rise to the occasion, assuming in this super rare situation where, I don't know, some crazy shit happens on a first date. 0.97

03:47:51.140 But, yeah, the women in society will really strongly negatively appraise the man who cowered. 1.00

03:47:59.620 I personally feel like if it's the first date, then I don't think he has any obligation to protect her. 0.99

03:48:06.180 No, but I think if on a first date a woman made a determination that the guy's a pussy, there's not going to be a second date. 1.00

03:48:12.040 No, and you're right. 1.00

03:48:12.680 That's true.

03:48:13.740 Right.

03:48:13.960 So there is, like, even if it doesn't go down there, if there's a sense that, I don't know, I saw this video, maybe it was in Costa Rica, some streamer chick or something got her streaming phone snatched.

03:48:28.960 Or I don't know what it was.

03:48:30.340 Or he had a knife or something.

03:48:31.480 I don't know what it was.

03:48:32.820 But the guy did nothing and everybody clowned on the guy.

03:48:36.060 Who knows?

03:48:36.880 I mean, but, yeah.

03:48:38.940 Can I ask you a question?

03:48:40.320 Mm-hmm.

03:48:41.560 And correct me if I'm wrong.

03:48:43.960 Was your argument or your reason that you would deserve the chivalry is because you are financially taking care of everything and so you deserve that respect as the financial provider?

03:48:57.180 Or was it just, you know, innate whether you were making money or not?

03:49:01.300 I think it's in general.

03:49:02.200 I feel like it goes both ways.

03:49:03.480 And I think it's just common decency, especially while you're dating someone, to treat them with chivalry both ways.

03:49:12.820 Well, chivalry is one directional.

03:49:17.220 I mean, what you're talking about is being polite and being courteous, which absolutely, I agree.

03:49:21.480 But chivalry is the expectation that men will essentially prioritize the needs of others, both with their time, with their small actions.

03:49:30.980 And it's a show of reverence for a woman.

03:49:33.840 So, I'm asking, do you think that all women deserve reverence because they're just women?

03:49:40.100 Do you think you would deserve reverence because you are bringing in money?

03:49:45.620 Basically, what?

03:49:47.140 I think I deserve it because I'd be in a relationship with someone.

03:49:50.720 Okay.

03:49:51.400 Like, dating them. 0.97

03:49:52.760 Well, does he deserve you not being a sex worker? 0.80

03:49:56.900 If he doesn't want me to be a sex worker, then he probably wouldn't date me. 0.94

03:50:03.460 Okay.

03:50:04.560 I guess the idea I'm forwarding here, though, is that, look, and all things are essentially, like, if you don't subscribe to, for example, a Christian worldview, ultimately all things become negotiable.

03:50:17.180 Everything's negotiable.

03:50:18.060 So, you can be the most modern woman ever and be like, okay, well, I want perfect chivalry from the man. 0.86

03:50:26.420 Tradition for the man, modernity for me.

03:50:30.540 Tradition for the man, modernity for me.

03:50:34.080 I think from an outside perspective, I think that's a raw deal for the guy, but all things negotiable.

03:50:40.080 But, yeah, ultimately, my position is, yeah, I don't think if you're a sex worker, look, if you're a sex worker, you don't deserve chivalry. 0.71

03:50:52.000 I don't know how else to put it.

03:50:54.820 Even if you say we don't deserve it, I get it anyway, so I don't really think some of us have a problem with that.

03:51:01.160 No, and I acknowledge, I do acknowledge that.

03:51:03.960 So, you can pretty much disregard, basically, what I'm saying.

03:51:06.580 This is just, to some extent, it's purely for the sake of conversation.

03:51:11.840 I acknowledge that there's no shortage of men.

03:51:15.060 Y'all are, you know, attractive women. 1.00

03:51:16.840 That, regardless of your involvement in sex work, you'll find guys to treat you to a nice dinner and pick up the tab and open the car door and be chivalrous and be dutiful, chivalrous boyfriends to you.

03:51:32.240 I think that's a really raw deal.

03:51:34.180 I've never not been courteous to someone just because I just, I think courtesy, I'm not talking about courtesy, but go ahead.

03:51:46.400 Isn't that the opposite?

03:51:48.040 No, courtesy would be, I would say, mutual, just being polite to each other.

03:51:53.320 Chivalry is typically exclusively practiced by men for women.

03:51:57.320 Well, whatever the opposite is for women, I've never...

03:52:00.580 Women don't do that. 1.00

03:52:01.600 Women are the table. 1.00

03:52:05.400 I don't believe that.

03:52:06.080 But women, you're the table. 1.00

03:52:07.700 I'm the table.

03:52:09.020 Wait, oh, there's a really good meme that we can pull up.

03:52:11.940 Mary, I think it might be in the Discord.

03:52:13.220 We're going to pull it up.

03:52:14.740 Do I have it?

03:52:15.780 Yeah, it's in the memes.

03:52:17.040 Mary, it's in the resources memes in the Discord.

03:52:19.100 So, for 99% of dating dynamics, so there's a, it'll probably show them all.

03:52:25.300 Do you have it?

03:52:25.920 Yeah, I'm in there.

03:52:27.340 Oh, it's just the first one?

03:52:28.560 Just show us the Discord?

03:52:29.780 I have a quick question.

03:52:30.820 One sec.

03:52:31.940 In the Discord resources tab.

03:52:35.320 Yeah.

03:52:37.100 Click on the GIF.

03:52:40.040 The gesture.

03:52:41.160 Okay, so, well, yeah, you can show that.

03:52:44.160 Yeah, that's it.

03:52:44.800 And then X out and then show the one above it.

03:52:47.860 Just click it.

03:52:49.040 Oh, it's kind of small.

03:52:49.880 But anyways, just X.

03:52:52.660 So, I think most, this is, that's dating.

03:52:56.420 99% of dating is that.

03:52:59.100 And I'm rejecting.

03:53:01.180 I'm doing a rejection of that. 1.00

03:53:02.600 It's fucking jester. 1.00

03:53:03.680 You're a little jester for the woman. 1.00

03:53:05.600 And it's like, what?

03:53:08.040 You tell me.

03:53:08.820 What does the woman do? 1.00

03:53:10.000 Sorry, the thought popped in my head.

03:53:14.920 It's just like birds.

03:53:16.140 Like, you know, the male birds have all the feathers and they do a little dance.

03:53:19.900 Like the peacock?

03:53:21.180 Yeah, they're like, mate with me.

03:53:22.620 They do a little dance.

03:53:23.720 And the women, like the female birds, they choose. 0.98

03:53:26.860 The birds, they.

03:53:27.920 And then they raise, they lay and raise the eggs.

03:53:30.800 And don't get with other birds.

03:53:33.420 Exactly.

03:53:33.820 I think that in return, chivalry for woman is being a lady.

03:53:37.320 And if you can't be a lady, as in us sex workers, I agree with what you said. 0.83

03:53:42.580 What defines a lady? 1.00

03:53:44.380 Do you close your legs on camera or keep them open?

03:53:47.300 I don't think that's what defines a lady. 1.00

03:53:49.600 Look, I mean, I think it would be built into.

03:53:55.200 So, look, we can try to define what a lady is. 1.00

03:53:59.480 But I think perhaps our starting point is if you're a sex worker, you're not that.

03:54:07.320 Sorry to break it to you again.

03:54:08.960 I'm not saying you should be mistreated.

03:54:10.880 I'm not saying you should be disrespected.

03:54:12.860 I'm not saying you shouldn't be treated nicely.

03:54:16.480 But when we're talking about certain specific gender role behavior, if you're a sex worker, you have abandoned, you have forsaken your part of the social contract.

03:54:30.640 You have forsaken the deal.

03:54:32.960 And that deal is men have certain gender roles.

03:54:36.180 Women have certain gender roles. 1.00

03:54:38.800 If you're not living up to yours, maybe the men shouldn't live up to theirs. 1.00

03:54:42.740 Hey, you can still get together and fuck and do whatever you want. 0.99

03:54:45.240 Is it just like an on-camera thing? 1.00

03:54:46.920 Or what about women that sleep with a bunch of people? 1.00

03:54:50.140 Yeah, that would be a forsaking of trad gender roles. 1.00

03:54:53.320 What if the OnlyFans girl was doing OnlyFans with her boyfriend?

03:54:57.400 Like what if they did it together?

03:54:59.300 Is that different?

03:55:01.340 I mean, it's still not trad.

03:55:03.400 So then you're just getting back to we can negotiate whatever we want in our relationship as we can mutually determine we're willing to do. 0.99

03:55:12.940 Well, because you guys said the whole reason that it's not a lady isn't a sex worker is because she opens her legs. 1.00

03:55:19.380 But if she's opening it only for her boyfriend on camera.

03:55:21.980 Or if she's opening it for multiple people, a bunch of men, what's the difference?

03:55:25.960 So even if she does solo content, even if it's with a boyfriend, it's still sex work.

03:55:32.160 It's, I think, ought to be disqualifying.

03:55:35.760 So it's just the sex work period.

03:55:37.520 That outrules.

03:55:38.340 Well, there's other things that can, so a woman could not be a sex worker, but behave in other ways that would ought to disqualify her from chivalry. 1.00

03:55:47.960 Okay.

03:55:48.640 And does that apply to the men as well?

03:55:51.180 Women don't do chivalry. 1.00

03:55:52.300 So this specific, I don't understand the question.

03:55:56.900 Is a man still, can still be a gentleman? 0.99

03:56:00.320 Well, there should be an expectation on, so if you're a man and you're a fucking degenerate and you're, 0.99

03:56:05.920 you have no path in life, you have no vision, you're meandering through life aimlessly, you have no assertiveness, you have no leadership, 0.99

03:56:17.440 you're perhaps an alcoholic, you're a drug addict, you play video games all day to an obsessive degree, to an unhealthy degree.

03:56:25.660 I'm not saying, like, if you play video games in moderation, it can be okay.

03:56:29.840 Although a lot of women have an issue with the video game thing, but that's a separate convo. 1.00

03:56:33.900 Then I think it might be a bit unfair to a woman who, like, for example, a guy who's a fuckboy. 1.00

03:56:41.700 I don't think he's deserving of a trad woman. 1.00

03:56:47.880 A woman who's playing a bunch of, or excuse me, a man who's playing a bunch of chicks, running through chicks, 0.99

03:56:53.220 and then he wants the, let's say, good girl, the virgin.

03:56:58.920 I mean, I think that that's a raw deal for the girl.

03:57:03.880 Now, she may or may not choose to be with him, but that's a separate conversation.

03:57:07.920 That's the majority of the case nowadays, honestly.

03:57:11.260 Well, let's be honest.

03:57:12.580 Let's be honest.

03:57:14.300 A lot of men, perhaps even a higher proportion of women, are not holding up their end of the deal.

03:57:26.260 It's about integrity, protecting your image, and protecting your partner's image.

03:57:30.860 Just like before I came on this podcast, I mean, nobody really knows who I am.

03:57:34.600 I'm not a social media person.

03:57:35.800 But I talked to my boyfriend and said, like, hey, are you comfortable with me saying this, this, and this?

03:57:40.880 Anytime I go out and speak publicly or behave in any way at all, I'm representing not only myself, but my partner.

03:57:49.420 Just like he wouldn't go and do crazy stuff that would make me look bad.

03:57:53.680 Because when you do come together, you're coming together as one entity, as one front.

03:57:57.960 I will respect his, you know, image and everything and be protective of that.

03:58:04.580 Of course.

03:58:05.180 That's part of what it is.

03:58:07.120 And it's also just, yeah, it comes down to kind of having integrity and respecting the intimacy of your relationship.

03:58:15.280 And unfortunately, there's, there's a lot of drama when it comes to, to having sex online.

03:58:21.700 Like, it's, it's not really fair for a majority of dudes, unless they're the rare ones that are into it, or they are willing to accept it because of the other benefits that they may get. 0.67

03:58:33.260 But, um, they don't want a bunch of other men having seen their woman's bits. 1.00

03:58:38.500 Like, that's just, that's not good for a man. 0.97

03:58:43.520 So, I think it's, it's just more about being realistic in what your expectations are.

03:58:49.920 And if you're saying that you want a, um, traditional man, you want a strong man, you want a more, a more dominant man.

03:58:57.100 Um, but you want to make the money and you want him to have no problem with how you make the money. 1.00

03:59:04.320 That's your, you want a bitch. 1.00

03:59:05.960 Like, you don't want an actual real man. 1.00

03:59:07.380 You want a bitch. 1.00

03:59:08.280 I completely disagree with you. 1.00

03:59:09.320 I don't think they're bitches at all. 1.00

03:59:11.660 You got to say that because they pay you. 1.00

03:59:14.140 You, you bully, you bully men and, uh, you, uh, stomp on them or whatever. 1.00

03:59:19.500 Like, you, do you stomp on their balls or something? 1.00

03:59:22.500 Yeah. 0.99

03:59:23.720 Yeah. 1.00

03:59:24.080 I mean, they're definitely your bitch, but, um, definitely your bitch. 1.00

03:59:27.100 But wait, did, was that your boyfriend? 1.00

03:59:29.760 I don't know if you, when you went back there, did you text your boyfriend or no?

03:59:32.860 No, I went to the bathroom.

03:59:34.100 I didn't even.

03:59:34.460 Oh, you didn't check your phone?

03:59:35.320 Okay. 0.77

03:59:35.740 Cause there's another one that came through, but I think it's a troll.

03:59:39.940 I think so.

03:59:40.560 And it's a little intense.

03:59:42.360 Um, do I play it?

03:59:44.960 Really?

03:59:45.420 So, this is this podcast.

03:59:48.540 I think this is the best podcast to play that in.

03:59:51.300 Uh.

03:59:51.840 Maybe.

03:59:54.700 I don't know if I can.

03:59:55.540 Um, it might be, yo, Reese, I'm very sorry.

03:59:58.480 This, your, I think your message is TOS.

04:00:01.100 I think it's probably maybe somebody posing.

04:00:03.260 I don't know.

04:00:03.660 Whatever.

04:00:04.000 It doesn't.

04:00:04.840 Um.

04:00:05.300 I don't, I really don't know.

04:00:06.460 I don't think your boyfriend's given hundreds of dollars to my wife. 0.99

04:00:08.900 I really don't know.

04:00:09.500 But that's his last name.

04:00:10.340 They don't know his last name.

04:00:10.920 How do they know his last name?

04:00:11.920 Unless there's someone that knows your boyfriend and knows you and is trolling the both of you

04:00:15.480 guys, which, especially with how hard they's going, if that's not behavior that he usually

04:00:19.600 exhibits, I doubt that this would be the time he decides to display it.

04:00:23.100 Okay.

04:00:23.340 Then if it's, can you read it?

04:00:24.900 Like, but bleep it.

04:00:25.940 Yeah.

04:00:26.280 So, Reese, I'm not going to pull it up.

04:00:27.920 I'm just going to read it and I'm going to have to like omit the parts, but he says, 0.98

04:00:34.340 uh, he'll come out and flame the fuck out of y'all. 0.98

04:00:39.820 Chair three, uh, you ain't getting any mercy. 0.99

04:00:44.180 Okay.

04:00:44.840 You guys are all strumpets and I'm so glad my girl ain't one of y'all.

04:00:51.160 Ooh. 0.99

04:00:52.300 Yo, chair three is sick as hell. 0.76

04:00:54.480 She's real. 0.59

04:00:55.180 She's honest.

04:00:55.940 She knows what's up.

04:00:56.860 She's intelligent.

04:00:58.040 I mean, she's, I mean, she's at least straightforward. 0.99

04:01:00.000 You're not faking shit. 0.99

04:01:00.880 I hate to say it. 1.00

04:01:02.240 I really don't give a fuck. 1.00

04:01:04.240 I'm chopped as fuck. 1.00

04:01:05.840 I get paid probably more than you, Reese. 1.00

04:01:08.120 I can probably take you out to dinner, babe.

04:01:10.400 By all means.

04:01:11.660 I mean, I really don't care.

04:01:14.240 I'll be, I'll be a hundred percent open though. 1.00

04:01:16.620 So yeah, I'm chopped as fuck. 1.00

04:01:18.220 There it is. 1.00

04:01:18.980 Uh, okay.

04:01:19.660 Um, you know what?

04:01:21.140 Before we do the looks rating segment, Mary, um, let's show them the Brian's list.

04:01:27.000 Notepad.

04:01:27.600 So these are, this is a list of just some of my positions.

04:01:30.380 We're not going to cover everything, but if there's anything that you guys want to bite

04:01:33.820 on.

04:01:34.100 Oh, really quick.

04:01:34.700 Who here would date an ice officer?

04:01:38.820 Like, uh, immigration enforcement officer.

04:01:42.260 Well, actually, it honestly, probably not.

04:01:44.920 I think they worked for like, I would not want my boyfriend to have any job where he might

04:01:49.600 die.

04:01:50.440 Ice or like police. 0.55

04:01:52.080 I don't want them to have a risky job like that.

04:01:54.220 I think that's, it goes the same thing with police and army.

04:01:57.480 I would date a guy in uniform.

04:01:58.720 I just don't want to date.

04:01:59.380 No firefighter.

04:02:00.620 Why?

04:02:00.940 No firefighter.

04:02:01.820 I don't want to date a man in uniform.

04:02:03.960 Yeah, but you can.

04:02:04.620 Go ahead, Mary. 0.54

04:02:05.080 You can just die driving down the road. 0.91

04:02:07.080 All right.

04:02:07.400 These are my prompts.

04:02:08.920 Uh, I'll read a few.

04:02:10.960 Women can't be involuntarily incel. 1.00

04:02:13.380 They can't be involuntarily celibate.

04:02:16.200 Dating is harder for men.

04:02:17.360 Women's career money status doesn't attract men. 1.00

04:02:20.220 Oh, what the fuck happened with the example thing? 0.97

04:02:22.860 Oh, it's probably when you're pressing the buttons. 0.84

04:02:25.380 I don't know.

04:02:25.660 That's weird.

04:02:26.060 Not a big deal.

04:02:27.200 Uh, okay.

04:02:29.080 Well, we were talking about eight non-traditional women do not deserve chivalry. 1.00

04:02:33.200 Uh, marriage is a bad deal for men.

04:02:35.600 Uh, let's see.

04:02:37.340 Uh, natural body.

04:02:41.780 Better than plastic surgery.

04:02:44.660 Uh, scroll down, Mary.

04:02:48.020 Brian's preferences.

04:02:49.060 Oh, boy.

04:02:49.740 Man should fully provide.

04:02:50.820 Uh, scroll down.

04:02:51.620 Scroll down.

04:02:52.480 Women should do laundry. 1.00

04:02:53.960 Here.

04:02:54.220 Women should bow. 1.00

04:02:55.240 Women should do laundry first time in the house. 1.00

04:02:57.120 Women should simp. 1.00

04:02:57.820 No other men from the jump.

04:02:58.960 Undivided attention.

04:03:00.160 We already talked about some of the separate beds, bedrooms, submissive, cook, clean. 0.51

04:03:03.800 Okay.

04:03:04.120 Scroll down. 1.00

04:03:05.600 Feminism is cancer. 1.00

04:03:06.500 Women should be drafted. 1.00

04:03:07.700 Women have equal rights to men, arguably more.

04:03:10.240 Men have duties. 0.98

04:03:11.120 Women have none. 1.00

04:03:12.280 Women have become more radical, not men.

04:03:14.780 Women are more privileged in totality. 0.99

04:03:16.580 Women are not oppressed in the USA.

04:03:18.300 Men are more oppressed than women. 0.97

04:03:19.760 People of color can be racist towards white people. 0.79

04:03:21.780 Women can be sexist towards men. 0.99

04:03:23.360 Men are physically stronger than women. 0.98

04:03:24.940 Men are the primary victims of war, not women. 1.00

04:03:26.700 Women who pick bear over men are dumb and sexist. 1.00

04:03:29.260 No forced child support where abortion is legal. 1.00

04:03:32.180 Circumcision should be banned.

04:03:33.400 Gun ownership 100% fine. 0.60

04:03:34.960 Illegal immigration bad. 1.00

04:03:38.480 Anything?

04:03:39.220 Sorry.

04:03:39.680 Going back to when you said Charla's and sitting here being fake, was that a jab at me?

04:03:43.220 Are we just ignoring?

04:03:44.440 Are we just going to ignore them?

04:03:45.380 Sorry.

04:03:45.820 I was thinking about it.

04:03:46.700 You're just...

04:03:48.020 And is that because, like, I don't fit the stereotype of a sex worker?

04:03:51.860 What?

04:03:52.240 No.

04:03:52.720 I was just saying that she is being her real authentic self.

04:03:56.880 I appreciate her honesty.

04:03:57.860 She's been super honest throughout this whole, like, period.

04:04:00.540 I was about to say, you couldn't even tell us your age.

04:04:03.000 It's just so, I'm not being honest, is what you believe.

04:04:05.820 Why do you think that it's about you?

04:04:07.400 Why am I...

04:04:08.060 It just felt a little...

04:04:08.660 I'm talking to some...

04:04:09.540 I didn't make eye contact with you.

04:04:10.780 I didn't look at you.

04:04:11.500 I just praised...

04:04:12.660 It was your tone.

04:04:13.260 Dude, she was talking to me.

04:04:14.340 Dude, it was literally not about you at all.

04:04:16.740 It felt like there was a little jab.

04:04:19.280 She made a comment about my tone.

04:04:21.440 Yeah.

04:04:21.860 What's the stereotypical sex worker? 1.00

04:04:26.540 Mainstream porn star. 0.98

04:04:27.580 They don't crochet. 0.94

04:04:28.480 Oh.

04:04:28.980 That was a jab.

04:04:31.160 Jabbed.

04:04:31.900 All right.

04:04:32.560 Yeah.

04:04:33.880 Okay.

04:04:34.940 Girls, girl.

04:04:36.680 No, continue.

04:04:41.220 Do you have a view of, like, what a sex worker should look like? 0.95

04:04:45.240 No.

04:04:45.960 I wasn't commenting on her, like...

04:04:47.760 Literally didn't say that.

04:04:48.600 ...image at all.

04:04:49.340 I was just kidding.

04:04:49.800 People kept coming at her about her image, and I said that, hey, she is honest.

04:04:55.180 She clearly has some character, and she's being super real and being appreciative.

04:05:01.480 But it was literally just kind of a...

04:05:02.720 It wasn't even that.

04:05:03.640 Me just trying to show support for another girl.

04:05:06.860 Thank you.

04:05:07.460 Yeah.

04:05:07.640 I felt a little passive-aggressive.

04:05:09.620 And maybe that's, though, because, like, we were, like, discussing...

04:05:11.660 I'm very direct.

04:05:12.780 I promise you.

04:05:13.240 Okay.

04:05:13.340 I do feel like you've been doing a character this whole time.

04:05:15.460 If you want me to be, like, fully up front, I wasn't going to, like, call it out just

04:05:19.300 because you seem like you can't handle too much confrontation.

04:05:23.460 Okay. 0.98

04:05:25.600 Which has nothing to do with you being a sex worker. 0.95

04:05:28.800 I just think that you are a little performative. 0.95

04:05:31.440 Um, but that's fine.

04:05:33.880 That's your prerogative, I guess.

04:05:35.320 But...

04:05:35.760 I'm naturally performative.

04:05:37.940 Okay. 0.98

04:05:38.920 Do you fake your orgasms, too? 0.96

04:05:41.580 I don't know where that came from. 0.94

04:05:42.720 Sometimes.

04:05:45.080 I think it's bad.

04:05:45.860 Is that a crime?

04:05:46.700 I think it's bad.

04:05:46.940 Is that a crime?

04:05:48.380 Yes.

04:05:48.560 Because no one else here faked an orgasm.

04:05:50.320 Straight to jail.

04:05:51.480 I think it's bad to do that in a relationship.

04:05:55.680 I agree.

04:05:56.540 Because then it's like you're misleading the guy, and then you're not being satisfied.

04:05:59.980 I don't know.

04:06:00.600 But also, like, I'm a giver, and sometimes...

04:06:03.300 I'm a...

04:06:03.820 That's...

04:06:04.220 Yeah.

04:06:04.820 Yeah.

04:06:05.300 Sometimes, you know, like...

04:06:07.260 You're not...

04:06:08.300 I can't reach the orgasm level, but I don't want my partner to feel like maybe that's

04:06:13.140 because of him.

04:06:14.080 Does that make sense?

04:06:15.540 Yeah.

04:06:16.340 Sort of.

04:06:17.440 And there's nothing wrong with being performative, by the way.

04:06:19.760 I was in theater.

04:06:20.740 I'm an influencer.

04:06:22.400 Either she really comes, or, hey, better luck next time.

04:06:27.200 This is how I am.

04:06:27.680 I still hit, though.

04:06:28.840 Still hit.

04:06:29.440 But better luck next time, you know?

04:06:31.240 There's always round two, or next time, you know?

04:06:34.120 Or never, I guess.

04:06:36.820 Yeah.

04:06:37.760 What are we talking about?

04:06:38.780 I don't even know.

04:06:39.320 We were going through your list of your stances.

04:06:40.960 Yeah, I don't think anybody...

04:06:42.280 It didn't look like anyone wanted to bite on any of that stuff, though.

04:06:47.000 Can you pull up to the beginning of the list again?

04:06:49.640 Sure.

04:06:50.120 Thank you.

04:06:50.260 We can do that.

04:06:50.780 I feel like I missed something really important.

04:06:54.820 Yeah.

04:06:55.720 Oh.

04:06:56.200 It got a little tense there.

04:06:58.800 There was a little tense moment.

04:07:02.300 But, yeah.

04:07:03.700 Nice. 0.99

04:07:04.800 Damn it. 1.00

04:07:05.380 You've been here. 1.00

04:07:06.100 Of course I missed it.

04:07:07.300 Why wouldn't I?

04:07:07.800 Oh, can you scoot your chair in a little bit?

04:07:13.480 I'm sorry.

04:07:14.380 They're good.

04:07:14.800 The list, Mary?

04:07:15.600 Do you want to pull that up?

04:07:18.500 So, yeah.

04:07:20.520 Small lips, better than fake lips. 0.98

04:07:23.400 Small boobs, better than fake boobs. 0.99

04:07:26.040 Small butt, better than fake butt. 0.99

04:07:28.260 I'd argue on number seven and number nine. 0.99

04:07:32.820 Okay.

04:07:35.200 Let's do nine and then we'll do seven.

04:07:37.440 Okay.

04:07:38.740 Go ahead.

04:07:39.480 I feel like the way that marriage was intended to be, and I usually view more traditional or lean more traditional, it's an equal partnership.

04:07:53.160 I know that both partners give different things.

04:07:56.380 But just like my man will protect me, there's also nothing that I wouldn't do for him.

04:08:02.980 I would drop my career.

04:08:04.900 I originally wanted to, you know, we've talked about life stuff.

04:08:08.600 I thought about opening my own business and I have the education to do so.

04:08:12.840 But he has a solid business idea.

04:08:15.760 So, I'm absolutely fine with using my skills to support his.

04:08:21.540 I, if wherever we need to move, I'll move.

04:08:25.500 I don't know.

04:08:25.840 I just feel like in a good relationship, it's solid.

04:08:30.440 If you're marrying the wrong people or if you're not approaching marriage with the reverence and with the value that it deserves, then, yeah, it can be a bad deal.

04:08:40.020 I have a question for you.

04:08:41.520 Yeah.

04:08:42.140 How do you know that you want to marry somebody over four months?

04:08:45.420 It was crazy.

04:08:46.840 It was actually the second date.

04:08:48.680 That?

04:08:49.660 I know.

04:08:50.220 It sounds like a trip.

04:08:51.380 I never thought that I would be in that position.

04:08:54.880 I was actually a pretty liberal feminist for a lot of my life.

04:08:59.560 Like, full, like, neon green buzz cut type beat.

04:09:02.480 Um, and had kind of, like, stepped away for a while.

04:09:08.920 But there's something for a lot of people I feel like truly supernatural.

04:09:16.240 Um, one of the main things that made me realize that I could spend the rest of my life with this person is he is the most morally upright and just good, like, truly good and trustworthy person that I've ever met.

04:09:33.800 And I can look into his eyes and, and know that he will do what is right always.

04:09:41.000 Um, we align on just about everything to the point where it was absolutely uncanny. 0.99

04:09:45.900 Um, we will just share different opinions or just be shooting the shit. 0.99

04:09:51.020 And we are just in sync. 0.95

04:09:53.580 Um, so, I mean, some people, it might take longer for that time to develop.

04:09:57.920 For me, it was just kind of literally after the first date.

04:10:01.260 The second date we went on was 24 hours after our first.

04:10:04.340 And he came over to help me cook, uh, steak and potatoes for my mom and my sisters.

04:10:09.320 Do you think you truly know this guy after four months?

04:10:12.480 I do.

04:10:13.260 Because, so, we, um, we're actually waiting for, for marriage to have sex.

04:10:18.460 And one of the things that when you are not having sex is you have a lot of time to talk.

04:10:22.860 And the other thing is, is that we don't just hang out to go on cute dates or go to fancy restaurants or talk about this or that.

04:10:29.000 We have had in-depth, deep conversations where I know how he feels about everything.

04:10:35.660 Or most, not everything, because that's hyperbolic.

04:10:39.560 But I know how he feels on the important things.

04:10:42.040 He knows how I feel on the important things.

04:10:43.500 And not just a quick question and answer.

04:10:45.960 Like an in-depth, hours-long conversation.

04:10:49.200 Um, so, and that used to be part of what courting was. 0.95

04:10:52.600 Is that you have those kinds of conversations and you iron that stuff out.

04:10:56.140 Now people just kind of find someone that they find agreeable and that they can have fun with.

04:11:02.680 And then they keep having fun.

04:11:03.920 And then eventually they're like, well, what the hell?

04:11:05.500 Let's get married.

04:11:06.220 And then they get married.

04:11:07.240 And that's why relationships don't grow or progress.

04:11:09.200 And that's why I feel like divorce rate, one of the reasons I feel like divorce rates are high.

04:11:13.160 Um, because you don't actually work towards something together.

04:11:16.820 So, we're working towards things.

04:11:19.740 We have a financial plan.

04:11:21.360 We know what we want to do with our lives.

04:11:23.020 Um, it all aligns.

04:11:25.640 And, um, yeah, have, have those conversations.

04:11:29.440 And it'll shed a lot of light.

04:11:31.020 They're tough conversations.

04:11:31.840 They're awkward.

04:11:33.260 Um, they can be difficult.

04:11:34.440 But it's, it's important.

04:11:36.180 Um, and you should be working towards growth together.

04:11:39.800 Have you, like, like, what if you're, like, since you guys haven't had sex.

04:11:43.260 I'm sorry, I have to move off of that.

04:11:44.580 Oh, yeah, apologies.

04:11:45.060 Uh, does anybody here want pizza?

04:11:47.420 I was going to order some food.

04:11:48.900 I'll order some pizza.

04:11:50.020 Uh, nobody has, like, dietary restrictions.

04:11:52.740 Like.

04:11:53.020 No.

04:11:53.640 Can't.

04:11:54.140 Okay.

04:11:54.980 Uh, okay.

04:11:56.140 Just going to order something.

04:11:57.060 And they say Chevrolet is dead.

04:11:59.380 Hey, see you later.

04:12:00.120 Oh, man.

04:12:01.980 That was good.

04:12:02.840 That was good.

04:12:03.720 Oh, man.

04:12:04.580 Well done.

04:12:05.320 She's, she's a comedian after all. 0.98

04:12:07.000 She's a comedian. 1.00

04:12:08.240 Uh, all right.

04:12:09.700 That should be here momentarily.

04:12:11.840 Uh, my response, though, to the marriage thing.

04:12:15.360 I think that, um, hold on.

04:12:19.320 Let me just scoot back here for a sec.

04:12:22.920 I have a question.

04:12:24.040 You don't have to answer if it is not, you're not comfortable with it.

04:12:27.220 Do you guys do other things?

04:12:28.220 We have slept next to each other, um, and we snuggle, but we have legit, like, held pretty

04:12:39.260 tight.

04:12:40.060 I do.

04:12:40.720 You don't have to answer, too.

04:12:41.580 Yeah.

04:12:41.800 But if he had a small wiener, would you still like him?

04:12:44.920 I don't know.

04:12:45.600 Luckily, I don't really have to worry about that.

04:12:48.920 But.

04:12:49.460 You've seen the package?

04:12:52.200 Yeah.

04:12:52.820 Oh.

04:12:53.700 Yeah.

04:12:54.080 Oh.

04:12:54.480 But no tomfoolery.

04:12:57.240 Nope.

04:12:57.760 Okay.

04:12:58.840 Are you, are you a virgin or no?

04:13:00.940 No.

04:13:01.520 No.

04:13:01.920 So it was a case where I hadn't waited, never really thought it was important.

04:13:06.180 Um, he didn't wait, never really thought it was important.

04:13:08.760 Um, we, we met each other and decided just because we were so crazy about each other so

04:13:14.820 quickly, we wanted to kind of take it slow.

04:13:17.220 And then, um, as time went on, we realized, like, this was something that we felt called

04:13:23.540 to and wanted to commit to.

04:13:25.520 Um, one, for religious reasons.

04:13:28.120 And two, because we, we were talking about, like, getting married and thought about our

04:13:35.000 wedding night and I, I never cared about having had sex previously before, but then I thought

04:13:41.480 about, like, my wedding night and that, like, if we had sex now, there just wouldn't be

04:13:46.020 anything special, dude.

04:13:47.300 Like, there's, there's a lot to be said about self-restraint, about discipline, about, you

04:13:55.780 know, working towards something together and, and creating a, a system where our relationship

04:14:01.440 progresses, um, with us in that way.

04:14:04.200 I don't know.

04:14:05.020 It's, it's been a new experience for me and one of, one of the most valuable, as difficult

04:14:10.940 as it has been.

04:14:12.640 Which I agree on because once you build a certain dynamic with a person, it's not necessarily

04:14:18.000 having sex, it's more so making love.

04:14:21.420 Yeah. 0.87

04:14:22.040 Um, so I, I totally agree that it would make that wedding day a lot more special if you

04:14:28.220 thought about it in that sense.

04:14:29.580 Yeah.

04:14:29.800 Yeah.

04:14:29.860 Um, uh, okay, so I might actually revisit the two things from the list that you wanted

04:14:38.920 to talk about, which is the marriage and the age gap convo.

04:14:41.840 I'm going to just write down the note that, uh, maybe to come back to it a little bit later

04:14:46.300 because there's something else I want to get on, but I do have it down.

04:14:49.460 Uh, question though, let's see, we have an article.

04:14:54.480 Did we finish all the tweets?

04:14:58.120 Okay.

04:14:59.160 Uh, let's see here.

04:15:00.940 I, there's a segment we do called big brother, Brian.

04:15:05.540 So because I am capable of being honest with you guys about any topics, if you guys have

04:15:12.440 a question for me, maybe you've wanted to ask a guy who will just give you an unfiltered,

04:15:16.620 uh, uncensored opinion or advice on something.

04:15:20.640 So if there's any, like either dating advice or a question, you've always wanted to ask

04:15:24.940 a guy, but maybe, you know, you didn't want to ask a guy friend, I will, I will be your

04:15:30.460 big bro and I will give you some game.

04:15:33.380 I'll give you some advice.

04:15:34.380 Any, any takers?

04:15:35.780 How do I give head?

04:15:39.180 Huh?

04:15:39.640 Good question.

04:15:40.480 How do you, um, do you even do that as the dom?

04:15:45.620 Um, not really.

04:15:47.160 So you should teach.

04:15:48.120 But she's asking.

04:15:48.960 Yeah.

04:15:49.100 Um, okay. 1.00

04:15:51.120 How do you, what the fuck? 1.00

04:15:52.540 Oh man. 0.99

04:15:54.240 I mean, I'm not going to get into like a descriptive, like technique based instructional here, but,

04:16:00.640 uh, uh, I'll give some general guidelines. 0.98

04:16:05.920 Nobody wants a begrudging blow job. 1.00

04:16:08.780 So you got to be enthusiastic with it. 0.98

04:16:11.220 You got to have an enthusiasm.

04:16:12.740 Like, it's not just like you, you want to approach it, even if you're kind of feigning it

04:16:18.660 a little bit, you're putting on a bit of a performance, you got to act like you need 0.99

04:16:25.320 the dick, not just, oh, okay. 1.00

04:16:28.240 We're going through the motions. 1.00

04:16:29.540 I guess I'll give you a hit. 1.00

04:16:30.360 No, it's like, you need, like you need the dick. 1.00

04:16:33.260 You need, you need, you have to, you need that. 1.00

04:16:36.640 You need it.

04:16:37.680 So that's how I'm not going to give you like technical instructions on how to perform a

04:16:43.120 BJ, but like, that would be some advice.

04:16:45.820 Give an enthusiastic BJ, you know?

04:16:48.700 Thank you.

04:16:51.360 Thank you.

04:16:51.840 Like enthusiastic.

04:16:53.660 Enthusiastic.

04:16:54.220 I have a question.

04:16:55.240 Go ahead.

04:16:55.920 Does it float in the bathtub?

04:16:57.740 What?

04:16:58.380 What?

04:16:58.980 I've always wanted to know that.

04:17:01.540 I only shower.

04:17:03.940 I don't take baths.

04:17:06.100 What about like in the pool?

04:17:06.900 It probably does float though.

04:17:08.440 Or a hot tub?

04:17:09.460 Mm-hmm.

04:17:11.020 Does it like float up?

04:17:11.880 I'll get back to you on that.

04:17:17.240 I'll test it out and let you know how it goes.

04:17:18.960 Yeah.

04:17:19.120 What's up?

04:17:19.740 Why is it so like, it's a lot less common for men to get therapy or mental health help?

04:17:30.020 Are you in, well, question, are you in favor of men getting therapy or?

04:17:33.760 Oh yeah.

04:17:34.680 Why?

04:17:35.000 So why is it less common?

04:17:36.320 Mm-hmm.

04:17:36.880 Pride.

04:17:38.300 So I think it's a couple of things.

04:17:39.520 I think that there still remains a bit to a degree some stigma, whether you're a man

04:17:46.440 or a woman.

04:17:47.120 That stigma is greater in men.

04:17:50.380 But I think the other thing is modern psychology is not geared towards the male experience or

04:17:57.880 the male perspective.

04:17:59.140 The majority of people in the psychology field are women. 0.55

04:18:03.380 The majority of therapists, counselors, it's women. 1.00

04:18:09.520 And a lot of them, it skews highly, highly liberal. 0.99

04:18:14.360 And so it's like, imagine, take a really masculine man and he's going to go to some fucking blue-haired 0.99

04:18:21.400 liberal therapist. 0.99

04:18:23.320 That's not going to work.

04:18:24.800 Um, I think the other component here is that it depends what the therapy is for, but I think

04:18:32.540 that men and women address their issues in different ways.

04:18:39.080 Um, and I, I, I, I don't know if women, female clinicians or female psychologists have the tool 1.00

04:18:49.320 set to actually be able to engage with male problems or even if the, even if that does exist for some

04:18:59.540 female therapists, I don't think a lot of them even have the skill or the ability to do it. 1.00

04:19:05.160 Also on a general level, uh, a lot of these therapists are in therapy themselves.

04:19:14.480 They can't even address their own issues in their own life.

04:19:18.380 They're in therapy. 0.95

04:19:19.600 They have mental health issues.

04:19:21.260 I don't know. 1.00

04:19:23.680 It's kind of like, how are you going to give me advice when you're all fucked up yourself? 0.99

04:19:30.080 Kind of that. 0.99

04:19:31.040 So there's that.

04:19:32.060 And I think also, I'm not saying that therapy is completely inappropriate in all instances,

04:19:37.240 but I do think that therapy does not properly address the male perspective. 0.97

04:19:44.520 And, uh, also, I think it's kind of in some ways, bullshit, some ways a waste of time. 0.92

04:19:53.880 And I don't know. 0.93

04:19:56.000 And I agree with everything that you just said and understand your perspective.

04:20:00.620 Um, to add on, this is just my personal view.

04:20:03.280 I feel like a lot of men are scared of vulnerability.

04:20:06.140 Would you agree in some way, shape or form?

04:20:09.760 Um, or scared to be vulnerable in some sense.

04:20:14.520 Uh, it's certainly possible, but as it relates to therapy, I just, um, I don't think therapy

04:20:20.180 is even all that effective.

04:20:22.820 Okay.

04:20:23.840 So I honestly think even if you're inclined to getting that sort of thing, I think chat

04:20:29.980 GPT would do a better job than the therapist.

04:20:33.840 I'm being so honest.

04:20:35.540 Like I actually think if you talk to chat, not that I do this, but like I've had, I've asked 0.99

04:20:41.100 chat GPT about like historical shit and I'm like, damn, like chat GPT is smart as fuck. 0.98

04:20:46.560 And, uh, I actually think AI, like talking to AI would probably be better than therapy, 1.00

04:20:53.220 I guess.

04:20:53.680 But, uh, somebody is going to be upset by that. 0.99

04:20:56.140 But I look of the people, you know, that go to therapy, have they resolved their shit? 0.99

04:21:03.620 Uh, most of them know. 0.99

04:21:05.860 So is therapy effective?

04:21:07.780 Maybe it acts as a, it, it, um, pacifies you maybe a little bit. 0.99

04:21:14.520 Uh, but I think a lot of therapy is bullshit. 0.97

04:21:16.700 I think like, and there's certain therapies where like marriage therapy, bro, you're going 1.00

04:21:23.360 to get a fucking female therapist and she's going to side with the woman. 1.00

04:21:26.380 And it's just going to be, you go to marriage therapy, relationship counseling, she's going 1.00

04:21:31.160 to side with the woman. 1.00

04:21:32.300 It's going to be fucking lame, woke nonsense. 1.00

04:21:35.540 That's going to be bullshit. 0.99

04:21:37.200 Um, so I don't think it, a lot of people, it helps them even, even if they've been in 0.99

04:21:43.840 therapy for a long time.

04:21:45.320 Didn't it help you?

04:21:46.280 Huh?

04:21:46.740 Didn't it help you?

04:21:47.460 Well, that was for something really specific.

04:21:49.480 Yeah.

04:21:49.740 But like the people that are in therapy, uh, sort of aimlessly doing a talk therapy, they're

04:21:56.200 vaguely unhappy, uh, or, you know, they're for treating depression, for example, uh, maybe

04:22:04.520 it's effective, maybe it isn't.

04:22:06.240 But I think if you're vaguely unhappy or you're vaguely depressed or maybe severely depressed,

04:22:13.020 I think a better approach would be, let's not put you on medication. 0.99

04:22:16.760 Let's not have you talk to a fucking, uh, we're going to trans the kids person. 1.00

04:22:22.160 Let's have you, how can we improve your life? 0.99

04:22:25.220 And if you're still depressed after you've tried to improve your life or you have improved

04:22:29.820 your life, then we can perhaps explore that. 0.99

04:22:32.360 But it's like, wow, okay, you're, you're, uh, your money's all fucked up. 1.00

04:22:37.200 Your relationships are all fucked up. 1.00

04:22:39.120 You, you, you're not living a healthy life. 1.00

04:22:41.420 You're eating poorly, all these factors correct for those things first.

04:22:46.000 And then if you're still depressed after that, like, how about this, uh, get a six pack and

04:22:50.560 get rich.

04:22:51.100 And if you're still depressed after that, then go to the therapy.

04:22:54.340 Well, usually that's what therapy does though.

04:22:55.680 It like, it helps point people in the right direction and like, oh, you're feeling this

04:22:59.340 way.

04:22:59.800 Your therapist will maybe say, try to work out or try to improve this relationship.

04:23:03.700 Why would you need to go to a therapist to receive that information?

04:23:06.720 I'm not paying a thousand dollars a month.

04:23:07.960 Chad GBT could tell you?

04:23:09.220 Yeah.

04:23:09.820 Well, I wouldn't almost be common sense, but I, therapy should definitely be more than

04:23:14.340 if therapy is effective, it should definitely be more than just, well, I think you should

04:23:18.800 try to get your sleep right.

04:23:20.020 You should get, you should get your diet right.

04:23:22.000 You should get your, uh, you know, maybe you got to do some blood work, see what's going

04:23:25.860 on.

04:23:26.200 Maybe like, it's more complex than that, but that's how it is trying to resolve some, something

04:23:31.880 going on mentally in your mind.

04:23:34.340 And, uh, I don't know.

04:23:36.620 I think that, um, I think that, um, my perspective is, uh, I don't know.

04:23:46.700 I also, this idea of like lingering, then it's your story.

04:23:50.960 Now I am a depressed person.

04:23:53.220 I identify as being depressed, uh, self-fulfilling prophecy.

04:23:57.860 Honestly, I think when, with issues, things that bother you, uh, I've always, at least

04:24:03.460 my experience, and I, maybe this isn't your experience as, as women or even the experience

04:24:07.740 for other men.

04:24:08.720 When I've had, uh, like when I was growing up and I was dealing with something, you know,

04:24:14.160 uh, frustrating or I was upset, my parents would be like, oh, do you want to talk about

04:24:18.620 it?

04:24:19.460 And when I, what I found was when I talked about it, it's like relive, relive, relive.

04:24:25.620 Now I'm more upset.

04:24:26.760 Now I'm, I'm, I'm hanging on to the bad thing.

04:24:30.300 And then I had other instances where they're like, do you want to talk about it?

04:24:33.320 I'm like, uh, I'm upset, but nah, I'll be good.

04:24:35.860 I'll, well, I didn't say this, but, uh, no, I don't really want to talk about it.

04:24:39.540 I feel like it makes it worse. 0.99

04:24:41.580 And so I actually find that sometimes the shit that bothered you on Tuesday by fucking 0.99

04:24:48.220 Friday, you're fine. 0.99

04:24:50.220 I think you're, you're over it.

04:24:51.580 I think it's more so why did it bother you?

04:24:54.920 And like figuring that out, at least that's how I use therapy as a tool.

04:24:59.500 It's not, oh, this sucked.

04:25:01.960 This is what happened in my life. 0.96

04:25:03.180 This is what sucked. 0.89

04:25:03.860 It's why.

04:25:05.080 Well, I, how to fix that moving forward.

04:25:07.300 Look, I'm not saying you can't learn lessons or there aren't some positives in therapy.

04:25:12.760 It's going to be very therapy therapist dependent.

04:25:16.240 Obviously there are better therapists than others.

04:25:19.080 I also have an issue with just conceptually with this idea that there just seems to be

04:25:24.640 like a degree of affirmation in therapy, gender affirmation.

04:25:30.100 Okay. 1.00

04:25:30.800 Uh, you go to a therapist and you, you send your fucking 10 year old kid to a therapist 0.99

04:25:36.320 and, uh, the, the, your kid is confused and they're like, well, uh, you know, uh, I, I have 0.99

04:25:44.760 maybe some more feminine interest and you have a son. 1.00

04:25:47.400 Great. 1.00

04:25:47.900 Now your fucking therapist is going to put them on the fucking railroad track to affirming 1.00

04:25:53.280 this fucking nonsense and they're going to trans your fucking kid. 1.00

04:25:56.940 And so it's like this idea that, I don't know, I feel like therapists are going to be 1.00

04:26:01.220 like, you're so right.

04:26:02.820 Oh my, you're so valid.

04:26:04.540 Everything you're saying is valid.

04:26:05.960 I don't know if therapists can actually stand up to their clients and be like, nah, you're 1.00

04:26:09.960 a fucking crazy bitch. 1.00

04:26:11.220 You're doing some dumb shit. 1.00

04:26:12.700 You're wrong. 1.00

04:26:13.600 You're mistreating your boyfriend.

04:26:15.520 Uh, no, the therapist is going to be like, oh my God, your, your boyfriend, he, he might

04:26:22.180 be abusive.

04:26:22.800 You should break up with him.

04:26:24.280 It definitely depends on the therapist for sure.

04:26:26.360 But, oh my God, your, your boyfriend is slightly conservative.

04:26:29.540 You should probably dump him.

04:26:31.340 Usually I feel like they're able to.

04:26:34.480 You go to a liberal therapist and you tell your therapist, my boyfriend is based and conservative. 1.00

04:26:41.820 Your therapist is going to make you dump your fucking boyfriend. 1.00

04:26:45.660 She's going to make you dump your boyfriend. 1.00

04:26:47.340 I think they'll call you out and be like, actually, you can, you should consider this

04:26:50.700 perspective.

04:26:51.100 No, I've been in therapy before.

04:26:53.880 That is not accurate. 1.00

04:26:55.020 They will feed into your bullshit every time. 1.00

04:26:57.760 Maybe you're a therapist. 1.00

04:26:58.520 They'll feed you what you want to hear.

04:27:00.280 I've had multiple therapists.

04:27:01.620 That's what he, that's his point is that most therapists are just going to enable you

04:27:06.780 because you are giving their operation money.

04:27:10.340 You are paying for that session.

04:27:12.820 They are billing your insurance.

04:27:14.280 They're going to keep you sick.

04:27:16.260 Yeah.

04:27:17.360 So how do we comfort you as a man?

04:27:21.100 Bow.

04:27:22.200 Do my laundry.

04:27:23.400 Cook.

04:27:24.320 Clean.

04:27:24.900 Give me peace.

04:27:25.700 Don't nag me. 1.00

04:27:27.300 Sex. 0.99

04:27:28.260 And that's pretty much it.

04:27:29.760 It's really, you know, us men, we're very simple.

04:27:31.520 Do you have any like emotional comforts that a woman can provide for you? 1.00

04:27:35.840 Oh, sure.

04:27:36.400 Like, uh, like before we go to bed, she should like scratch my back or massage my back. 1.00

04:27:40.940 That's not emotional.

04:27:41.780 You know, that's physical.

04:27:44.220 That, I mean.

04:27:45.040 Like an emotional comfort would be, for example.

04:27:47.460 Give me an example.

04:27:48.200 Like compliments.

04:27:49.440 Yes, but like.

04:27:50.240 Well, yeah, of course the woman should simp. 1.00

04:27:51.960 Of course.

04:27:52.660 Like talking about, um, if something happened at work or something that happened throughout

04:27:57.240 your day that made you upset to have your woman ask you what's wrong and make you feel

04:28:03.560 better and maybe bring up your mood instead of you being upset.

04:28:06.100 I mean, look, if I'm inclined to talk about it with my girlfriend, um, if I want to relay

04:28:11.080 the problem to her, but my, at least my experience and I, maybe other men operate differently.

04:28:17.340 If I have a bad day at work, I don't want to look, if it's like interesting, I might relay

04:28:23.600 it to my girlfriend, but, uh, generally, uh, and part, I don't know. 0.95

04:28:29.780 Um, part of, at least I, I, maybe I draw inspiration from my dad, my dad never fucking complained

04:28:38.260 ever, ever.

04:28:40.780 My dad, very stoic, um, and just never complained, just never, uh, would bring, uh, he'd never

04:28:54.520 whined, he did his job.

04:28:57.620 He, and maybe that, you know, had an influence on me, but I, I could go through some like 0.99

04:29:05.300 crazy shit, like some crazy shit could have happened 95% of the time. 0.98

04:29:10.380 I'm not dumping that on my girl, not dumping on my, now look, sometimes I might ask for her 1.00

04:29:15.480 thoughts or if it's like something really interesting, I might be like, yo, guess what

04:29:19.200 happened, but generally, no, I'd rather just my process for dealing with frustrating things

04:29:26.460 is not, let me talk about it and relive it and get frustrated all over again by talking

04:29:32.320 about it.

04:29:33.020 It's, let me think about something else.

04:29:37.100 Let me focus on something else.

04:29:38.400 Let me be distracted.

04:29:39.960 Let me, and then realistically, I'm sure you guys would agree. 0.99

04:29:43.740 Wouldn't you agree that 95% of the shit, like, have you ever been pissed off at 0.99

04:29:49.100 something? 0.99

04:29:49.900 Be honest.

04:29:50.640 A week later, are you even thinking about that, that thing that bothered you?

04:29:55.040 It's, you've forgotten about it.

04:29:57.020 Now, look, obviously there's things that can be long-term ongoing issues, but certain things,

04:30:03.700 it's like, eh, I don't, I don't need to talk about it.

04:30:07.940 But for me, it helps to get over an issue like that specifically by expressing my, my emotions

04:30:13.760 and possibly getting another perspective on the situation.

04:30:17.260 I think one of the cool things that you can do is straight up asking, like, hey, are

04:30:23.320 you okay? 0.99

04:30:23.940 They say, nope, some shit went down at work today. 0.99

04:30:26.780 And you can ask, do you want to talk about it? 0.99

04:30:29.680 Do you want, like, feedback?

04:30:31.240 Or do you want to just kind of move on right now and, like, do something else and we don't

04:30:34.660 have to talk about it?

04:30:35.460 And kind of just ask and give them the opportunity.

04:30:37.740 If they say move on, cool, move on.

04:30:39.120 Yeah, and it's perfectly fine.

04:30:40.280 And I think, like, asking is, like, one of the, like, ways to, um, ways to support and

04:30:46.200 then just kind of honoring the request from there.

04:30:48.140 Yep.

04:30:48.560 I also think that, I mean, I can, there are some issues that cannot be solved.

04:30:54.920 Now, you might say, well, you could go to the therapist to figure out how to cope with

04:30:58.160 those things, right?

04:30:59.020 But, like, for example, for me, um, like, I have various chronic pain issues.

04:31:06.340 And so, uh, and that's a, that's a frustrating component of my life that's ongoing.

04:31:13.060 But I actually genuinely think if I went to a therapist about it and wallowed in self-pity

04:31:18.160 about my chronic pain issues, it would actually probably, uh, there's a mind, there's a, what

04:31:24.700 is it, uh, mind-body connection.

04:31:26.880 And thinking about these things, I think, can actually amplify physical pain.

04:31:31.980 If you wallow, like, like, if you actually, uh, think about the pain and you, you're upset

04:31:40.080 by the pain and you talk about the pain and you relay to the person about your issues,

04:31:45.700 it, it, I don't know the right, uh, analogy here.

04:31:50.660 It makes it more real.

04:31:52.980 I mean, it is real, but it makes it your identity.

04:31:56.040 And so, when it comes to my chronic pain issues, um, like, I, I don't think, I think

04:32:03.560 going to a therapist would actually, like, my pain would actually increase.

04:32:08.440 And then I would be frustrated.

04:32:10.140 I'd be talking to, how do you feel about your pain? 1.00

04:32:12.600 Well, it fucking sucks. 1.00

04:32:13.940 And then now I'm like, oh shit. 1.00

04:32:16.340 Now I'm thinking about how much it fucking sucks and I'd be upset and I'd get all frustrated. 1.00

04:32:21.960 And then that spikes your cortisol. 0.99

04:32:24.040 And then you're like, uh, that's going to have an impact on your pain.

04:32:28.060 Uh, people have chronic pain issues.

04:32:29.640 If you're stressed, you're chronic, you can have flare ups and stuff.

04:32:32.360 So there are just things in life as a man or as a woman, you just, you accept what is,

04:32:42.140 even if that thing is negative, you tolerate it, you deal with it, you cope with it. 0.99

04:32:46.300 And I think going to a therapist, some liberal fucking woman, oh my God, I have chronic pain 1.00

04:32:51.580 issues. 1.00

04:32:52.040 How do I cope?

04:32:52.940 It's just not, they don't, what are they going to do?

04:32:56.620 Even if you go to a doctor, doctors hate chronic pain people because there's not a solution

04:33:03.000 to this thing.

04:33:03.900 There's not a solution unless they pump you full of meds.

04:33:07.720 And even then that's a bandaid fix.

04:33:10.760 Doctors do not like chronic pain, uh, patients because they don't really have an answer to

04:33:15.680 it.

04:33:16.220 So it's like, it's just something you accept and it's something I accept.

04:33:21.180 But if I went to a therapist to talk about it, well, how do you feel about the,

04:33:26.620 no, I'll just be upset.

04:33:28.800 It'll be upsetting.

04:33:29.940 So I moved through life with the problem and I accept it.

04:33:34.520 Anyways, whatever.

04:33:35.640 What if you have a disagreement with your girlfriend?

04:33:37.440 You have to talk it out.

04:33:38.360 Would you like talk it out or let it fester?

04:33:40.680 It depends what.

04:33:41.500 So I believe it sort of depends what I think women have a duty to, because I think sometimes 0.98

04:33:49.520 women can be more neurotic than men. 1.00

04:33:53.260 So this is a sensitivity to negative emotion.

04:33:56.620 So I think situations in a relationship that the man doesn't even assess as bad, the woman

04:34:04.080 will assess something, whether real or imagined as bad.

04:34:08.080 I do think in some situations, women need to regulate their desire to pick a fight and just 1.00

04:34:16.240 be like, does this really fucking matter? 0.98

04:34:17.900 Probably not. 0.98

04:34:18.820 Okay.

04:34:19.460 And let it go.

04:34:20.400 But like, sometimes I'll be with a girl and she'll say something.

04:34:24.000 Now there's sometimes you have to set a boundary.

04:34:26.100 It depends.

04:34:26.820 So it's very nuanced. 1.00

04:34:28.560 But there are some times like a girl says something fucking stupid. 1.00

04:34:31.100 And I'm like, yeah, is this worth picking a fight over? 1.00

04:34:33.420 Probably not.

04:34:34.440 Whatever.

04:34:35.000 Let it slide.

04:34:36.040 So I think you, in a relationship, whether you're a man or a woman, there's a degree of

04:34:39.560 giving the other person grace, giving grace.

04:34:42.560 Right. 0.98

04:34:43.220 But, uh, so I do think women should have a duty to self-regulate and not be fucking nagging, 0.94

04:34:50.580 annoying, uh, on your case about certain things.

04:34:53.760 But other things, yeah, I think you should be able to have a conversation about.

04:35:01.680 Does that answer your question?

04:35:03.460 Yes.

04:35:04.120 Well, sort of.

04:35:05.840 I like emotional men, so not really.

04:35:07.820 But that's you.

04:35:09.340 So.

04:35:10.060 Thanks for sharing.

04:35:12.680 Me?

04:35:13.300 Yes.

04:35:13.820 Oh.

04:35:14.300 Solid answer.

04:35:15.300 Sweet.

04:35:16.000 Uh, Reese sent another one.

04:35:17.820 Reese, I can't pull it up, bro.

04:35:19.160 It's too, I'll read it, but I can't show it on, on the thing.

04:35:22.580 Can you do like a code word with your boyfriend, see if it's really him?

04:35:26.180 He did text you.

04:35:27.520 Uh, not a troll. 0.99

04:35:29.060 I don't give a fuck how much you have. 1.00

04:35:32.640 You're still. 0.99

04:35:33.080 I'm probably going to go check.

04:35:33.980 You're still a, wait, where is it?

04:35:37.040 Still a. 1.00

04:35:37.840 Hey, she was a whore. 1.00

04:35:40.260 Uh, yeah. 1.00

04:35:41.440 Uh, y'all OF girls need therapy. 1.00

04:35:44.420 Chair three, you're the most beautiful creature I've seen in my whole life. 0.99

04:35:50.420 Damn right. 0.97

04:35:53.400 I want to go check. 0.96

04:35:54.440 Okay, good talk.

04:35:55.560 I appreciate that.

04:35:56.440 You know what we should do?

04:35:57.220 I saw this video on X.

04:36:01.140 Uh, I don't know if it's, should we, it's, uh, Nick Fuentes.

04:36:05.120 Do you guys know who this is?

04:36:06.860 No.

04:36:08.040 Wing it.

04:36:09.080 Wing it.

04:36:10.420 Of course we do.

04:36:11.400 Uh, I, it was kind of interesting.

04:36:13.620 He was talking about dating.

04:36:15.560 Uh, so I was thinking maybe we could react to it.

04:36:18.000 Uh, I think I know which one this is, but. 1.00

04:36:23.320 Oh, shit. 0.99

04:36:24.080 Wait, Mary, can you. 1.00

04:36:25.580 Yeah.

04:36:26.000 Yeah.

04:36:26.140 Can you go down? 1.00

04:36:27.020 Fuck. 1.00

04:36:27.860 Uh, fuck. 1.00

04:36:30.840 It was super quick. 1.00

04:36:33.100 Yeah.

04:36:33.460 Just go down.

04:36:34.060 Just go down. 1.00

04:36:34.600 Shit. 1.00

04:36:35.820 Put it on. 1.00

04:36:36.560 Yeah.

04:36:37.200 Okay.

04:36:37.660 Go ahead.

04:36:38.560 All right.

04:36:39.160 Pizza's here.

04:36:39.900 That's the good news.

04:36:41.100 Well, I guess I'll play the video, uh, once the pizza's here, but, uh, good times.

04:36:47.660 Um, oh, big brother, Brian, somebody had advice on something or wanted advice.

04:36:52.480 I think you gave it.

04:36:54.120 Yeah.

04:36:54.240 Sure.

04:36:54.800 Well, for that one, does anybody have something different though?

04:36:59.880 How do I ask a man to be on a leash?

04:37:03.320 Specifically Brian Atlas.

04:37:04.640 Uh, you don't.

04:37:07.480 Step one.

04:37:08.300 Step two, um, you delete your OnlyFans.

04:37:12.720 Step three, you go to church.

04:37:15.200 Step four, you get your, uh, I don't know what you do actually.

04:37:20.460 I have a leash in my bag.

04:37:22.380 Step four, you get your felony expunged.

04:37:25.240 It's not a felony.

04:37:26.340 It's a misdemeanor.

04:37:26.920 Oh, that's right.

04:37:27.580 You pleaded down.

04:37:28.740 That's right.

04:37:29.600 Yeah.

04:37:29.740 My bad.

04:37:30.760 Uh, let's see here.

04:37:32.360 Uh, let's do it.

04:37:33.380 We're going to get into some pre-show notes.

04:37:36.160 Um, who do we have?

04:37:38.940 We have, uh, Alex.

04:37:42.820 Okay.

04:37:43.460 Tongue split.

04:37:44.500 You showed that.

04:37:46.300 Um, you got one kid.

04:37:49.680 We talked about the not wanting to get married thing.

04:37:53.040 Uh, you said you dated a guy from Minnesota that punched you in the face.

04:37:57.080 Oh my God.

04:37:57.620 Yeah.

04:37:57.880 That's so cool.

04:37:58.580 Not cool, but like insane.

04:38:00.940 And he left you on the side of the road mid January.

04:38:03.440 Yeah.

04:38:03.860 You want to hear this crazy stuff?

04:38:04.960 And he was schizophrenic.

04:38:06.120 Yeah, he was.

04:38:06.780 And he didn't take his medicine that way. 0.93

04:38:09.620 I was nuts. 0.98

04:38:10.560 Was, was the sex good? 0.99

04:38:11.780 Oh God, was it? 0.99

04:38:13.280 Crazy.

04:38:14.000 God it was.

04:38:15.040 Why is it so, it's kind of tragic, right? 0.98

04:38:17.560 The crazy people are the.

04:38:19.480 Oh, he was so good in bed. 0.77

04:38:20.640 Yeah.

04:38:21.060 I once had the opposite experience though. 0.99

04:38:23.380 She was crazy, but the sex was bad. 0.99

04:38:24.920 Oh, that's actually terrible. 1.00

04:38:26.920 That is like, if you're going to be crazy, you got to make up. 1.00

04:38:29.600 You got to make up for that shit. 1.00

04:38:31.200 Girl. 1.00

04:38:31.620 So what's the story?

04:38:32.500 Tell us the story.

04:38:33.440 Yeah.

04:38:33.800 So I started dating this guy, kind of dating, you know, he was from Minnesota.

04:38:38.720 I'm from Oklahoma, but he made the drive all the way to Oklahoma.

04:38:42.620 So 11 hours to come and meet me.

04:38:44.840 And that weekend we had a great time.

04:38:46.680 We went out, we had a great time.

04:38:49.200 So I was like, okay, well next time I'm going to come and visit you.

04:38:52.320 So about three weeks, a month later, something like that, I take a plane to Minnesota.

04:38:59.460 Thursday, Friday, it's all good.

04:39:01.960 And you get to, or get around to Saturday.

04:39:05.800 And he picks up a bag of Coke and starts doing Coke in the truck.

04:39:10.500 And I'm telling you, he's a beautiful, tall, blonde man with a mullet.

04:39:14.560 Oh, perfect man.

04:39:15.840 Perfect man.

04:39:16.640 But he picks up this bag of Coke and he starts kind of getting like a little, little strange

04:39:23.240 on me.

04:39:23.660 And I'm like, oh God, I didn't know you did drugs.

04:39:26.600 Now you're, now you're getting a little strange on me.

04:39:29.540 And he insists I leave my phone at the hotel before we go out.

04:39:34.340 And I'm like, oh, that's a little weird.

04:39:35.600 But you know, like if you don't want me to be on my phone, like no problem.

04:39:39.580 I'm, I'm obsessed with this man.

04:39:41.240 I'm like, yeah, if you want me to leave my phone here, you know, whatever.

04:39:43.520 But I didn't, but I left it in the truck when we went inside to eat dinner.

04:39:48.280 Well, while we're eating dinner, mind you, I can't see without my glasses. 0.97

04:39:52.360 I can't, I can hardly see what the fuck's over there. 0.98

04:39:55.540 Okay. 0.99

04:39:56.000 While we're at dinner, you know, we're, you know, getting drunk, you know, he's off cocaine,

04:40:00.920 you know, we're drinking.

04:40:02.420 And he accuses me of looking at another man and punches me in the face. 1.00

04:40:09.400 And I'm like, holy shit. 0.99

04:40:11.380 I just got punched in the mouth. 0.99

04:40:13.520 So I'm like, oh, okay.

04:40:14.760 Well, I couldn't see without my glasses, but now you just punched me in the face.

04:40:18.620 So we go back to the truck and he, and he's like, you're going to call the cops on me.

04:40:22.360 Like he'd like being like skit.

04:40:24.000 So like, you're going to call the cops on me. 1.00

04:40:25.880 Like you're crazy. 0.99

04:40:27.420 Like, how dare you look at another man? 1.00

04:40:29.400 And I'm, I'm sitting there like, I can't even see fucking two feet in front of me, dude. 1.00

04:40:32.540 Like what the fuck? 0.99

04:40:34.840 And we're in the truck and the whole time he's like, you're going to call the police on me. 1.00

04:40:39.240 Da, da, da, da, da. 1.00

04:40:40.000 Like when we get back to the hotel, like I'm fucked. 0.99

04:40:43.040 This is not like, dude, I don't care about the police. 0.98

04:40:45.100 Like I just want to go home.

04:40:47.420 I just take me back to my hotel. 0.93

04:40:48.980 You already punched me in the face. 0.95

04:40:50.000 That's crazy. 0.97

04:40:51.140 Just take me back to the hotel.

04:40:52.200 I don't care.

04:40:52.600 And he insisted that I was going to call the police on him.

04:40:56.020 And he was like, you need to get out of my truck.

04:40:58.740 Mind you, we're 20 minutes away from the hotel.

04:41:00.780 He drove me all the way out there.

04:41:02.120 I have a dead phone because he didn't want me to have my phone, probably on purpose.

04:41:08.400 So my phone's already dead.

04:41:09.820 I'm 20 minutes away from the hotel.

04:41:11.200 He kicks me out of his truck and I'm in Minnesota in January.

04:41:15.120 It's about negative five degrees.

04:41:18.880 And I'm walking along the sidewalk, like on the highway. 0.99

04:41:22.640 I was on the side of the highway with pretty much a busted ass face. 1.00

04:41:26.620 And I was like, holy fuck, what have I done? 1.00

04:41:28.800 What has my life come to? 1.00

04:41:30.420 Like this is insane. 0.99

04:41:31.520 Like I try to get into another relationship and this shit happens. 0.99

04:41:34.380 I'm like, all right, fine. 0.99

04:41:36.580 So luckily I was dressed decently.

04:41:39.600 You know, I didn't have a hat. 0.99

04:41:40.400 I was pretty much fucking frozen to death. 0.94

04:41:42.340 And I'm walking inside the highway. 0.98

04:41:43.620 No one would pick me up. 1.00

04:41:44.980 They're like, this bitch looks crazy. 1.00

04:41:46.580 I'm not picking her up. 1.00

04:41:48.180 And I'm like, there's got to be a gas station somewhere.

04:41:50.480 And I'm walking for about 20 minutes and I finally find a gas station.

04:41:53.900 And it's closed, of course. 1.00

04:41:55.960 And I'm looking around like, fuck me, dude. 0.99

04:41:58.360 Like, and I just sat there and I broke down in tears. 0.99

04:42:00.840 I was like, this is what my life is.

04:42:02.340 How dare I do this to myself? 1.00

04:42:04.340 What the fuck? 1.00

04:42:05.300 I'm never doing this shit again. 1.00

04:42:07.440 Well, ends up being two drug dealers and a truck. 0.99

04:42:11.280 And I'm like, this is my only fucking chance I got. 0.99

04:42:13.700 It's the only fucking chance. 1.00

04:42:14.640 It was literally like God came down from the heavens and was like, dumb bitch, here you go. 1.00

04:42:19.200 And I'm like, holy fuck, okay, this is my only chance to get back. 1.00

04:42:22.680 And I come up to him and I'm like, please, God help me. 0.99

04:42:26.140 I'm from Oklahoma.

04:42:27.220 I'm in the middle of nowhere.

04:42:28.140 I have no phone.

04:42:29.860 Nothing.

04:42:30.420 I have nothing.

04:42:32.100 And they're like, yeah, hop in. 0.99

04:42:33.700 I was like, holy fuck, no way. 0.99

04:42:35.220 And I give them the last hundred dollars of my, what was in my wallet. 0.99

04:42:41.400 And he takes me back to the hotel and guess who's waiting for me there?

04:42:45.780 Oh, yeah, Minnesota man's waiting for me with this bright red pickup truck.

04:42:50.420 I'm like, hell yeah, that's sick.

04:42:53.020 And I don't call the police.

04:42:54.260 I don't do anything. 0.99

04:42:54.880 I'm like, oh, no, this is, I'm about to get some fucking revenge. 0.85

04:42:58.400 So I go up to the hotel room and it's some reason my key doesn't work. 0.96

04:43:03.740 So I'm, so I'm knocking on the door.

04:43:04.820 He's like, why'd you knock on the door? 0.99

04:43:05.860 I'm like, bro, you literally just fucking kicked me out and freezing cold made me walk all the way down the highway for 30 plus minutes only to end up in a stranger's fucking vehicle. 0.99

04:43:14.840 Like, do you not understand? 1.00

04:43:15.860 Like you could have fucking got me killed, raped, fucking God knows what would happen. 1.00

04:43:21.740 I'm like frantic at this point. 1.00

04:43:23.600 And he's like, well, you're looking at another man. 1.00

04:43:25.540 I was like, what the fuck? 1.00

04:43:27.340 This is insane. 1.00

04:43:29.120 And he stays there.

04:43:29.820 And it took me about two hours to get him out of my hotel room of the banter and like back and forth.

04:43:35.580 You should have beat him.

04:43:37.140 No.

04:43:38.860 Why didn't you call the cops?

04:43:43.000 My phone was dead.

04:43:44.020 That's what I was about.

04:43:45.180 My phone was dead.

04:43:46.660 And finally security had came up there and he kind of like pushes me into the bathroom. 0.98

04:43:52.920 And I'm like, fuck, that was my only chance. 0.93

04:43:55.520 I can't get out now. 0.99

04:43:56.460 And so I just continued to just argue with him until I'm like, hey, you just put my life in danger.

04:44:01.640 I hope you realize what you did to me.

04:44:03.220 And I hope someone's going to forgive you, but it's not me. 0.99

04:44:06.720 And I want you to get the fuck out of my hotel room. 1.00

04:44:08.860 You know, obviously that went down for two hours. 0.99

04:44:10.740 And then after I get him out, he's laughing with the security guard downstairs.

04:44:14.720 And after that, it took like another hour for him to leave.

04:44:18.380 It was pretty insane.

04:44:19.460 Yeah, that's what happened. 0.99

04:44:20.140 So not only did he put someone who's a mother at fucking risk to die, he just left me out in the cold. 0.99

04:44:27.020 It's nuts. 0.99

04:44:28.040 Sorry you experienced that.

04:44:29.060 That's awful.

04:44:29.760 I know.

04:44:30.040 It was pretty crazy.

04:44:30.840 But, you know, you live and you learn to, you know, even if you like someone, you never know what they might be up to later on.

04:44:40.060 We have, I'm going to go to the questionnaire here.

04:44:44.240 Kitty, you circled women are the primary victims of war, not men.

04:44:48.780 And then somebody else, women are affected. 0.54

04:44:53.540 I think this is Liv, Liviana, Lavinia.

04:44:58.080 We're getting your name wrong.

04:44:59.140 Women are affected by war just as much as men, even though we don't fight.

04:45:05.680 Okay.

04:45:06.800 I don't think anybody else circled those.

04:45:08.940 So just what's your position on that with you first?

04:45:11.880 I've read a lot of horror stories about war and that, how the women and children aren't involved, and yet they are involved.

04:45:17.860 Like, they've been, I don't know if I can say it.

04:45:21.580 They've been, like, harassed in front of their family, in front of their kids with multiple men.

04:45:26.000 And they, and then the children, too, like, they're being, like, bummed, you know, and I don't think.

04:45:36.660 Yeah, disregard.

04:45:37.780 Go ahead.

04:45:37.960 Okay.

04:45:38.640 Sorry, I got distracted.

04:45:39.860 And I don't think the children should be involved.

04:45:41.860 I believe they, like, the women and children should be, like, escorted out or something and not just in the crossfire or be taking their clothes off or stuff like that.

04:45:52.420 Yeah, so, I mean, the claim here is not, though, at least my claim, is not that, so it's obvious in wartime everybody does suffer.

04:46:05.960 But the claim is about who's the primary victim.

04:46:08.800 So, men suffer, women suffer, children suffer.

04:46:14.600 But it's, I don't really see a particularly compelling argument that women suffer more than men.

04:46:25.520 I think they suffer just as much.

04:46:27.140 I think it's not cool.

04:46:27.800 Or even just as much.

04:46:29.880 Really?

04:46:30.900 Yeah.

04:46:31.420 Just because they're not sacrificing themselves?

04:46:33.380 Let me give an example.

04:46:34.640 So, you'd agree that oftentimes with war there tends to be, and it can go back and forth, but let's talk about the United States.

04:46:48.240 Of the wars that the United States has been in, perhaps absent the Civil War, typically the United States, the United States has not been invaded.

04:47:00.400 The United States is going to another country, right?

04:47:03.880 So, if we narrow this down to military conflict as it relates to the United States, of the United States population, can you explain to me, of the hundreds of thousands of U.S. soldiers who died in World War I, World War II, Vietnam, Korea, Afghanistan, Middle East, et cetera, collectively,

04:47:25.500 can you explain to me how United States women, for all those conflicts I just listed, have suffered just as much as U.S. male soldiers?

04:47:37.560 I don't think narrowing it down just to the United States is a fair example.

04:47:41.100 Well, this would apply to other countries, too.

04:47:44.680 So, other countries, their female citizenry is not being attacked. 0.97

04:47:54.380 You can open it down to fit your perspective.

04:47:56.460 Well, I mean, I'm open...

04:47:57.840 Versus in general.

04:47:58.700 We can open it up.

04:47:59.820 Can you do...

04:48:00.740 Well, I mean, it would even apply in general, though, because the United States experience, that is a, to some degree, although a bit unique, is a microcosm, a little bit as to how war works.

04:48:16.620 So, women are protected. 0.99

04:48:19.560 They're on the inside.

04:48:21.060 They're protected.

04:48:21.820 And now, of course, if the invading country, you know, gets into your territory, then, yes, the women can definitely be victims.

04:48:31.700 The children can definitely become victims.

04:48:34.120 You know, if there's bombing campaigns, then, I mean, it depends which conflict we're looking at here.

04:48:39.000 But civilians can be bombed.

04:48:41.140 This would, of course, include boys and men who are civilians.

04:48:46.700 So...

04:48:46.960 So, you're, like, just referring to America.

04:48:51.260 Well, no, I mean, I...

04:48:52.320 Or when you invade others.

04:48:54.620 So, my argument is coherent in general and in totality and in individual cases.

04:49:00.900 I mean, maybe there's stories of men getting, like, booty-tickled in war, but I'm mostly seeing women. 0.77

04:49:10.760 Okay, well, so, so, I acknowledge that women are essayed during wartime. 0.88

04:49:15.760 However, we would have to do a sort of comparison of suffering and victimization.

04:49:26.280 So, my question to you is, how many men are you willing to let die to prevent one rape?

04:49:35.980 I don't know if that's, like...

04:49:37.540 That's not a fair question.

04:49:38.700 I don't know.

04:49:39.000 That's completely fair, because it would, it's trying to categorize the degree of suffering.

04:49:45.220 So, if it's the case that in, we can look at historical examples in almost any war that you could point to,

04:49:54.920 it's, there have always been more men who have been killed than there have been women who have been essayed.

04:50:01.340 So, if, if your argument is, well, women get essayed in war, therefore, women suffer just as much as men,

04:50:07.840 or even some people argue they suffer more than men,

04:50:12.000 then, essentially, you're going to have to put forward,

04:50:15.520 how many men are you willing to let die to prevent one rape? 0.80

04:50:19.980 Well, I would say it's not only the rape. 0.90

04:50:21.680 I would, we can say that? 0.94

04:50:22.640 Okay, one rape. 0.99

04:50:23.140 Sure, it's fine. 0.92

04:50:24.080 I mean, you can say essay might be better.

04:50:26.000 Okay. 0.99

04:50:26.280 Okay, well, then they get, like, raped in front of their kids, even their husbands, and then they get shot. 0.97

04:50:32.060 But with the guys, they don't get, like... 0.88

04:50:33.620 Well, some of the men, there's definitely been rape of male, of men in wartime.

04:50:38.940 But look, for the sake of the argument, I'm willing to grant that this is something that impacts women way more than men during wartime,

04:50:46.920 which would be essay.

04:50:49.020 I don't know the actual statistics, but I'm willing to just go ahead and say, yeah, it's probably the case. 0.98

04:50:53.560 Yeah, I'd rather get sexually assaulted than watch my older brother die. 0.97

04:50:56.280 Or my little brother die. 1.00

04:50:57.280 I'd get raped fucking 20 times before I'd watch my, one of my brothers or my dad get shot in front of me. 1.00

04:51:04.940 Yeah. 1.00

04:51:05.320 Same.

04:51:06.020 Yeah.

04:51:06.660 Me too.

04:51:07.300 And I don't know if this is a bit sensitive, but in terms of just yourself, would you rather be killed or would you rather be essayed? 0.99

04:51:14.260 Sexually assaulted. 0.99

04:51:15.580 I mean, yeah.

04:51:16.460 Was the question about who suffers more?

04:51:18.640 Yeah.

04:51:18.900 Well, who's the primary victim?

04:51:20.480 But yes, I guess you could say...

04:51:21.980 But I think you could argue that any man that gets hurt in war is also going to affect the woman,

04:51:25.780 because they have a mom or a grandma or a sister, you know what I mean?

04:51:30.080 And that's what they're fighting for.

04:51:31.520 And staring away from the essay, I mean, when men leave to fight and they're drafted...

04:51:35.940 Yeah.

04:51:36.520 ...it's...

04:51:37.780 That makes them the primary victims of war.

04:51:41.240 I think they suffer just as much because it's the women's role. 1.00

04:51:43.580 Well, you're not going to get drafted.

04:51:45.200 It's been their job...

04:51:46.220 You guys talk.

04:51:47.000 You keep talking.

04:51:47.600 It's been their job to fill the shoes of the men, work their jobs.

04:51:52.260 Also, a country at war, there's a lot going on.

04:51:55.780 I mean, think of Rosie the Riveter, all those women stepping up into that position. 0.99

04:52:00.620 Women who've never worked jobs before, working jobs to support their husbands overseas. 0.99

04:52:04.160 Yeah, that's great.

04:52:04.800 Truly tragic.

04:52:05.360 If you are the offensive country, then you are sending a majority of men to possibly die 1.00

04:52:13.300 and risk their life.

04:52:14.160 If you are the defensive country, you are sending a majority of men to almost certainly die and

04:52:19.800 risk their life.

04:52:20.860 If we're talking about the risk to the civilians, that is a blend of both men and women. 1.00

04:52:26.900 It's not just that it's any civilian death is automatically a female death.

04:52:30.800 So, mathematically, women cannot be the primary victims of war.

04:52:35.980 That's not like a logical conclusion to John.

04:52:38.480 They're not going to be drafted first.

04:52:40.000 And there are women in the military. 1.00

04:52:41.720 That's not saying that doesn't discount the absolute horrors of war.

04:52:46.440 That does not discount the horrors that women may experience having lost a loved one, having

04:52:53.160 lost a son, lost a father.

04:52:54.400 I could not imagine.

04:52:56.100 Um, the hurt of being assaulted, once again, horrific, could not imagine, not discounting,

04:53:05.100 not discrediting, but men are the primary victims.

04:53:10.620 What is your name again?

04:53:12.660 Livvy.

04:53:13.100 Livvy.

04:53:13.600 Okay.

04:53:13.780 Um, how, I really, I'm not understanding.

04:53:18.300 How are you going to say that women suffer just as much when a man is getting shot at?

04:53:26.200 And while a woman is at home, in a warm home, with food in the fridge, how are you going 1.00

04:53:31.860 to say that that's equivalent?

04:53:34.680 And the cool thing is-

04:53:35.560 War doesn't just affect the men that fight.

04:53:37.780 War affects everybody.

04:53:38.660 I agree.

04:53:39.440 I agree.

04:53:40.140 But how is that equivalent?

04:53:41.800 I mean, you can say that, like, Russia versus Ukraine's women, like, Russia's women, of 0.81

04:53:46.360 course, would be, like, cozy in their homes.

04:53:48.220 Ukraine's lost almost all of their men, dude.

04:53:50.760 They're just literally sent, like, people-

04:53:53.260 War just sends young men to the frickin' slaughter.

04:53:56.160 And once again, if they do survive, and if they come home, the mental health issues that 0.98

04:54:01.480 they have coming home from war, insane, dude. 0.94

04:54:05.260 Yep. 1.00

04:54:05.500 They're lucky if they are able to keep themselves alive and not lose their shit, because war's 1.00

04:54:11.640 no joke. 0.99

04:54:12.960 And that affects their family members as well.

04:54:14.720 And I'm not just-

04:54:15.340 Maybe just with American women, yeah, you're in your cozy home, but what if you lose your 1.00

04:54:20.560 home because you were relying on your husband's income, and now you don't have that anymore? 0.69

04:54:23.960 And what about other countries where maybe they don't have cozy homes to live in, and they're

04:54:28.100 affected by the war just as much?

04:54:29.920 They might not be fighting or sacrificing their lives, and I totally give that credit.

04:54:34.160 I know that is so- I can't even imagine how horrible that is, but they suffer just as

04:54:41.640 much, just in a different way.

04:54:43.180 What is worse, having a bad life or having no life?

04:54:49.260 Well, they wouldn't-

04:54:49.920 What is-

04:54:50.920 If you have no life, if you're dead, you're not suffering.

04:54:52.900 If you have no life, then you're not suffering.

04:54:55.540 If you have no life, I mean, that just-

04:54:57.100 We're not talking about, like, victims as, like, suffering.

04:54:59.660 We're just saying victims.

04:55:00.780 Let's just talk about- Let's talk about Gaza.

04:55:03.460 Everyone in Gaza right now doesn't have a home.

04:55:07.080 It's just them.

04:55:08.520 They're waiting for supplies from-

04:55:11.140 Who wants pizza?

04:55:12.120 Me.

04:55:12.600 Me.

04:55:12.900 Me.

04:55:13.360 Me.

04:55:13.400 I'm starving.

04:55:15.620 Would you like me to help distribute plates?

04:55:17.420 But at least they're alive. 0.99

04:55:18.860 They- They fucked up the cup. 0.99

04:55:22.040 Oh. 0.99

04:55:22.560 There's five slices, so you guys are gonna have to fight for, um, no, we'll probably order

04:55:27.660 another one, I guess.

04:55:28.460 Just order another one.

04:55:29.700 Who's- Who's super hungry and definitely needs to put something in their tummy? 0.84

04:55:34.600 I'm starving.

04:55:35.200 Okay.

04:55:36.080 We have-

04:55:36.560 We can order another one later.

04:55:37.800 Oh, I know, just for someone that-

04:55:38.980 People that need food now.

04:55:40.080 Definitely want some food.

04:55:41.820 Right now-

04:55:42.460 You guys can have mine.

04:55:43.960 I had, like, a yogurt shake.

04:55:46.460 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

04:55:47.860 Wait, put it center and just show the hands again.

04:55:50.460 I ate before this.

04:55:52.960 I want some later.

04:55:54.340 I'll have some later.

04:55:55.520 Okay.

04:55:56.140 I think that's good.

04:55:57.860 Mary, if you wanna-

04:55:59.620 Um.

04:56:01.860 Okay.

04:56:02.420 Sorry, guys.

04:56:03.120 Pizza- Pizza situation got scuffed, but it's here now.

04:56:06.640 Well, okay.

04:56:07.200 Here.

04:56:07.340 Um, I'm gonna move it on, but just, I guess, final thing here.

04:56:10.980 Um.

04:56:12.600 Okay.

04:56:13.040 So, you said, well, yes, of course, it's terrible that these men die, but, like, the family suffers.

04:56:17.580 They lose just as much because they're going through the tragedy of losing.

04:56:23.460 What's that?

04:56:24.040 And more.

04:56:24.400 Not just dealing with, like, the tragedy of a loss.

04:56:27.080 And more?

04:56:28.160 Is that what you said?

04:56:28.940 Yeah.

04:56:29.240 What do you mean?

04:56:29.840 The financial struggles with it.

04:56:32.040 The-

04:56:32.080 Mm-hmm.

04:56:33.540 I mean, not just in America, but-

04:56:36.420 I mean, I think they-

04:56:37.160 If you don't have a good physical environment, you're taking care of your family without your

04:56:41.820 husband, there's, there's a lot.

04:56:44.600 It's not-

04:56:46.160 Yeah, and-

04:56:46.840 Being displaced from your home and having to pay extra money and figuring out how-

04:56:49.900 And you're watching your buddies get bombed.

04:56:51.880 You're watching your buddies get shot in the head.

04:56:53.720 Yeah, trying to figure out how-

04:56:54.380 While I'm just chilling, waiting on some green beans to get picked on.

04:56:58.520 When you're- 1.00

04:56:58.940 That I might get raped. 1.00

04:57:01.400 There's nothing that compares. 1.00

04:57:03.180 My buddy didn't get fucking shot in the head. 1.00

04:57:04.520 Wait, so by, by your logic- 1.00

04:57:06.660 Jesus.

04:57:07.360 By your logic, um-

04:57:09.400 Pizza. 0.97

04:57:10.720 The, the boyfriend, the husband, the brother, the father of a woman who got raped, 0.52

04:57:16.840 suffers just as much as the woman who got raped- 0.85

04:57:20.160 Not just because their partner is serving, though.

04:57:23.380 There's other factors, is my point I'm trying to make.

04:57:26.340 No, but like, so I would never sit here.

04:57:28.660 So I think the primary victim of a woman being raped is the woman who got raped.

04:57:33.020 I wouldn't, like, so I would also acknowledge if, if, uh, if my daughter or my sister or my

04:57:40.100 girlfriend or my, whatever it is, if she was victimized in that way, that would be really

04:57:45.620 upsetting to me.

04:57:46.420 But we're talking about war.

04:57:47.080 But I would never be like, I'm suffering as much.

04:57:50.840 Like, she's the primary victim.

04:57:53.000 I'm the secondary victim.

04:57:54.680 So, like, does that make sense at all?

04:57:59.800 No, that makes sense in, in that term.

04:58:01.900 How about this?

04:58:02.420 How about this?

04:58:03.680 When a woman is going through pregnancy or giving birth, when I'm sitting there at, at 0.97

04:58:08.760 her bedside and she's squeezing my hand really hard, I'm suffering.

04:58:13.960 That's, I'm going through pain.

04:58:16.300 I am just as much, I don't, pregnancy isn't victimization, but I would use the word suffering.

04:58:21.800 So when women are giving birth, they're in pain. 1.00

04:58:24.920 So they're suffering in a way, uh, they're not the victim, but, uh, my suffering is just

04:58:31.540 as much as my wife's when she, cause I see her in pain and that hurts me and she's squeezing 0.95

04:58:38.160 my hand really hard and I'm, I'm suffering just as much.

04:58:41.140 I see the metaphor you're making, but war is huge.

04:58:44.820 You can't narrow it down to just a pregnancy.

04:58:48.280 It affects everything.

04:58:50.020 And yes, I'm not downplaying the soldiers that fight for us, the stuff they see, it's

04:58:55.240 awful, but it affects so much.

04:58:58.020 Wait, do we have more, Mary?

04:58:59.220 Yeah.

04:58:59.620 We should, yeah, let's serve it up.

04:59:01.380 It affects so much and everybody involved suffers.

04:59:03.080 Who's, who's next hungriest?

04:59:05.100 Is this for you?

04:59:05.880 Okay.

04:59:06.720 Who's next hungriest?

04:59:08.180 Because I had a protein shake, so seriously, it's up to you.

04:59:11.720 I'll have some.

04:59:12.560 Pizza?

04:59:13.700 I'll eat it then.

04:59:14.420 So, okay, her and then her. 0.94

04:59:19.020 Good times.

04:59:20.000 Good times.

04:59:20.580 Okay.

04:59:22.440 Let's see.

04:59:23.060 We're going to move it on.

04:59:26.040 Char.

04:59:28.720 We already talked about the, I think I asked you about the dating with having a cross-eye.

04:59:33.260 Yeah.

04:59:33.440 I wonder if it's worse as a man to have a cross-eye.

04:59:42.140 Like, I think it's a bigger debuff if you're a man.

04:59:44.960 Yeah, it is.

04:59:45.800 Bigger debuff.

04:59:46.500 Yeah, because you can look past it with a girl. 0.96

04:59:48.360 It's kind of like a cute thing for me.

04:59:49.880 Like, I get away with it being cute.

04:59:51.600 Yeah.

04:59:52.040 Like, I get that a lot.

04:59:53.100 But, I don't think guys could get off with that as easy.

04:59:57.420 Yeah, I think it would be.

04:59:58.060 They better be funny.

04:59:59.500 I think.

05:00:01.000 Well, no, I was banging a guy with a cross-eye for months.

05:00:04.320 Of course you were.

05:00:05.660 Of course.

05:00:07.620 But, yeah.

05:00:09.420 But he was funny.

05:00:10.300 He had attributing stuff.

05:00:14.460 Mm-hmm.

05:00:15.760 Nice.

05:00:16.120 I think funny guys get a pass every day.

05:00:19.520 Mm-hmm.

05:00:19.880 Mary, why don't we play this Nick Fuentes video?

05:00:22.720 Yeah.

05:00:24.100 All right.

05:00:24.780 There's some hot takes here, guys.

05:00:26.720 And so, I think good timing with y'all eating at the moment.

05:00:31.460 All right.

05:00:32.140 From the beginning.

05:00:35.780 Yes, video tab.

05:00:40.460 Just, yeah.

05:00:41.940 Okay.

05:00:42.840 Ask a girl out of church. 1.00

05:00:43.960 They said, the worst she can say is no.

05:00:45.520 They said, and what did she do? 1.00

05:00:46.820 She moved to the fire.

05:00:47.840 Well, no, well, Nick Fuentes is right again.

05:00:49.600 You see that?

05:00:51.180 She goes, oh, my gosh.

05:00:52.680 Someone asked my friend out at church.

05:00:54.320 I can't believe it.

05:00:55.320 Could you imagine how mortified you would be?

05:00:58.120 You're like some trad, wholesome chungus. 1.00

05:01:00.320 You're thinking, I'm going to approach those traditional women. 1.00

05:01:04.180 Hello, fair lady.

05:01:05.840 May I ask you on a date? 1.00

05:01:07.420 And then this stupid bitch tweets it and humiliates you. 1.00

05:01:11.860 Oh, my gosh. 1.00

05:01:12.580 This fucking loser just asked me out. 1.00

05:01:15.060 You're at like a Catholic mass. 1.00

05:01:16.920 She immediately goes on Twitter.

05:01:18.460 Oh, my gosh. 1.00

05:01:19.060 This fucking loser just asked me on a date. 1.00

05:01:21.420 How embarrassing. 1.00

05:01:23.000 Yeah, bro.

05:01:23.600 But keep talking about those.

05:01:25.040 And by the way, you want to know the best part?

05:01:27.940 That same girl.

05:01:29.160 Let me tell you something.

05:01:30.340 Here's a little piece of advice.

05:01:32.000 Here's something you should see.

05:01:33.580 That is something you should see.

05:01:34.940 Here is something you need to know. 0.99

05:01:36.480 That same girl would drag herself across broken glass on fire to beg Chad to have sex with her. 1.00

05:01:46.200 But if you ask her out after mass on Sunday, she is going to tweet about it, and everyone in the world will laugh at you. 0.99

05:01:55.340 Okay?

05:01:55.960 And that's women. 1.00

05:01:57.660 That's not modern women. 1.00

05:01:59.520 That's not left-wing women. 1.00

05:02:01.800 That's not women that got brainwashed in college. 1.00

05:02:05.200 That's women. 1.00

05:02:06.080 That is the female mind. 1.00

05:02:08.060 That is femininity itself. 1.00

05:02:10.800 That same girl that you worked up the courage to go and approach at mass with your suit on.

05:02:18.120 I have my three-piece suit and my pocket watch.

05:02:21.600 And I have, oh, and I'm super-duper trad.

05:02:24.160 I got my brown scapular.

05:02:26.360 Hello.

05:02:26.980 Would you like to go on a date?

05:02:28.580 The same girl that is ritualistically humiliating you publicly on the timeline. 0.94

05:02:34.880 She would crawl. 1.00

05:02:36.440 She would drag herself with one arm across a mile of shards of broken glass that are on fire to beg a biologically superior male to fuck her. 1.00

05:02:51.380 And beta males just don't understand that. 1.00

05:02:53.840 That's the difference.

05:02:55.100 You know what the ultimate black pill is?

05:02:57.180 A beta male has to put on this elaborate performance.

05:03:02.460 Talk about gesture maxing.

05:03:04.860 You know, ba, ba, ba, ba, this is you.

05:03:08.100 And you are making efforts, trying to make her laugh, trying to be funny, keeping up with the banter, texting her, Snapchatting her, thinking about the time you first met, going on a date, elaborate anniversary gifts, elaborate dates, thinking about what she wants,

05:03:24.840 that dress she liked in the store, that restaurant she liked, that thing she saw on TikTok, all so that she will give you a crumb of attention.

05:03:33.420 But do you know that if a biologically superior male walked past her, she would just be drawn to her like how the moon orbits the Earth?

05:03:43.780 The same way that an asteroid orbits the Earth and then crashes into its surface, she orbits the biologically superior male. 1.00

05:03:55.500 A chad walks by and she is drawn to him.

05:03:59.840 Okay?

05:04:00.380 This is something you need to understand.

05:04:03.060 And that's the black pill.

05:04:04.540 And listen, you can still get married, and many guys do.

05:04:08.060 You can still get married, and you can still have a girlfriend, and you can still get a woman to love you, but you need to know this about women. 0.97

05:04:15.600 Women are the species selecting for the next generation. 1.00

05:04:20.520 Women are hypergamous without being bound by Christianity, and they are the species' natural selection process. 1.00

05:04:29.580 You know, a guy can be a criminal, have no personality.

05:04:33.680 He can be broke.

05:04:34.800 He can be like a terrible human being.

05:04:38.060 But if he has, if he hits all those marks, like, she's going to be drawn to him like a moth to a flame.

05:04:45.260 Whereas the jesters, they sort of project all this value and sentimentality into the chase.

05:04:54.400 It's really sad.

05:04:56.360 So this, you know, this is not really a black pill.

05:04:58.700 It's a clear pill.

05:04:59.780 All I'm trying to do is to tell you to get the sentimentality out of it.

05:05:03.980 It's a game.

05:05:04.980 It's like a slot machine.

05:05:06.240 You're hitting the slot every time.

05:05:08.140 You don't get sentimental about it.

05:05:10.580 You don't project onto it all this meaning and emotion and all this.

05:05:14.720 You're just hitting the slot machine.

05:05:18.020 You're just pulling the lever.

05:05:19.300 And what I mean by that is guys are always like, oh, I love texting her.

05:05:24.280 Oh, I love our flirty pain.

05:05:25.720 Oh, I love this, that.

05:05:26.580 It's like, dude, this is jester.

05:05:29.340 This is something you simply have to do.

05:05:32.380 It is a mating ritual.

05:05:34.580 You are jumping through hoops.

05:05:36.400 It is okay.

05:05:37.180 But let's just recognize what it is.

05:05:39.560 Chad is not taking her ice skating, okay? 0.98

05:05:42.420 If she is lucky, Chad is getting coffee with her one time and then he is having sex with her. 0.98

05:05:48.180 That's it, okay? 0.91

05:05:49.680 Whereas you, like I said, doing all these elaborate things, she's lying to you. 0.99

05:05:54.620 She's on Twitter saying, I pray that this kind of love finds me.

05:05:57.880 And it's a guy showering her with gifts and attention and sending her giant text messages.

05:06:03.680 Case in point, look at Clavicular.

05:06:06.160 Clavicular was this honor.

05:06:07.580 We can stop it there.

05:06:08.860 Okay, your reaction.

05:06:11.280 Your reaction to what he's saying.

05:06:12.740 Anybody have like a strong disagreement with what he said?

05:06:17.420 I don't know.

05:06:18.420 I think it's, yeah.

05:06:19.460 Yana, Lavanya.

05:06:21.400 Why'd you call me?

05:06:23.300 I don't know.

05:06:23.860 It seems like you maybe.

05:06:25.440 It just, it felt like he was assuming a lot.

05:06:29.000 Yeah.

05:06:29.400 And it sounded like he just really got hurt by somebody and was kind of like letting it out.

05:06:34.660 Like wrote this whole narrative for us just about a tweet.

05:06:37.820 Do I think what she tweeted was cool?

05:06:40.820 No.

05:06:43.260 But it seems like he was hurt and kind of made like a whole narrative about it.

05:06:46.860 Who hurt?

05:06:48.280 Who hurt?

05:06:49.060 Who hurt him?

05:06:49.580 I think he, I believe Nick is a virgin.

05:06:53.000 So I don't think he was hurt by anybody.

05:06:54.640 I think he's observing a phenomenon when it comes to dating.

05:06:58.320 Well, it seems like he, if he's a virgin, he shot his shot with someone and they didn't

05:07:01.160 want anything to do with him.

05:07:02.740 I mean, honestly, I think Nick probably has no shortage of.

05:07:06.840 I'm not saying that either.

05:07:07.860 Like he probably.

05:07:09.040 He just made a lot of assumptions.

05:07:10.440 I don't even think.

05:07:11.000 One tweet.

05:07:11.500 He calls himself an incel.

05:07:12.820 I don't even think he's genuinely an incel. 1.00

05:07:16.940 Like his DMs are probably fucking insane. 1.00

05:07:19.380 For sure. 0.98

05:07:19.700 I mean, he's an attractive guy.

05:07:20.760 So probably.

05:07:21.240 Well, it's not even that, but anyways, that probably sounded a little gay, but no, I mean.

05:07:28.320 I mean, it comes down to attraction.

05:07:29.720 I mean, if someone comes up to you and they don't want to be with you or don't want anything

05:07:34.880 to do.

05:07:35.320 I mean, obviously.

05:07:36.240 Yeah.

05:07:36.620 Attraction is important.

05:07:37.820 Try again.

05:07:38.340 I think either a red pill or a black pill, a lot of men have to take is, you know, on

05:07:46.280 one hand, women will tell you, this is what, this is what we want. 1.00

05:07:51.500 And then all those rules go completely out the window.

05:07:54.900 As soon as an attractive enough guy, typically a guy out of her league comes into the picture.

05:08:00.040 So it's like, he's definitely speaking, uh, I think that's just like a species thing.

05:08:06.500 It's gotta be a species thing.

05:08:08.060 I think men do that too.

05:08:08.720 I think every mammal does that.

05:08:11.580 Well, yeah, I think men probably do this too.

05:08:13.720 It's like, you know, look, I'll give a woman, if a woman has a large labia, she gets, she gets 1.00

05:08:20.480 a pass on certain things. 0.96

05:08:21.820 You know, it's like, look, she's not the best cook, but she has a large labia. 1.00

05:08:25.660 She gets a pass.

05:08:26.980 Um, so yeah, obviously if you're dealing with somebody who's really attractive, maybe a

05:08:32.960 bit outside your league, you're going to tolerate certain things.

05:08:35.780 You're going to break your rules.

05:08:37.580 But I have a question related to this for, uh, the women. 1.00

05:08:41.440 Uh, let's see. 0.78

05:08:42.520 Oh, um, who here, um, how long do you typically wait before having sex with somebody?

05:08:49.400 Like, do you have a rule for it is like, well, three dates, the third, some people have

05:08:53.780 a three, three date rule.

05:08:55.220 Some people have a three week rule that some people have a three month rule, six month rule,

05:08:59.780 these sorts of things.

05:09:00.720 Do you have anything like that?

05:09:03.420 Just when it, if it feels, yeah, I'm kind of like if it feels right, but like more of

05:09:07.980 like not on the first date, of course, not on the second, not on the second, maybe the

05:09:12.400 third, maybe the third, maybe the second or no, maybe, maybe.

05:09:16.520 Okay.

05:09:16.820 What about you?

05:09:17.260 Um, I don't really have a thing, like, I don't really go on, no, no, no, I do, but

05:09:23.320 well, not really. 0.99

05:09:24.260 You just go over to the guy's house and step on his balls? 0.99

05:09:27.460 Oh, I would love, that would turn me on a lot, actually, but, sorry, not sorry, but I 0.99

05:09:35.320 do like an obedient guy.

05:09:36.880 So if he continuously shows how obedient he is, that's going to be like, ooh, I'm, yeah, 1.00

05:09:42.460 I do want to fuck you. 1.00

05:09:44.100 Cluck me? 1.00

05:09:44.660 Did you say cluck? 1.00

05:09:45.680 Fuck. 1.00

05:09:45.820 Oh, I thought you said cluck. 1.00

05:09:47.320 I was like, okay, okay, what about you?

05:09:50.860 So for me, um, I'd say recently, like, again, haven't been trying to date, so like, if I 0.97

05:09:57.200 do go out and meet up with a guy, the intention is to fuck straight up, and I will let them 0.97

05:10:02.380 know that. 0.99

05:10:03.220 Sure.

05:10:03.280 But I would say, like, if I date again, I probably, I don't want to say wait till marriage,

05:10:08.860 but I'm definitely going to make them wait a little bit.

05:10:11.080 Mary, could you collect the plates, if you guys want to just pass the plates down to the

05:10:14.240 corner here?

05:10:15.080 Uh, what about you, Leviathan?

05:10:18.340 Yeah, that works.

05:10:19.220 Yeah.

05:10:19.360 It's close.

05:10:19.540 Um, I'd say when I feel that there's, like, a similar level of commitment.

05:10:25.420 Okay.

05:10:25.800 So, of the past few men you've had carnal knowledge of, um, is it, like, the first time?

05:10:36.400 Is it the second time you hang out, third time?

05:10:38.840 Probably, like, on average.

05:10:40.780 Third, fourth.

05:10:42.660 Fourth.

05:10:43.220 Yeah, after the, like, talk of, like, are you seeing other people?

05:10:46.720 Like, what are we kind of thing?

05:10:48.600 And now, but question for all of you, and I'll have the rest of you answer this question,

05:10:52.280 but, um, I guess to add this on, uh, is the guy, like, is the, I'm not saying the guy's,

05:11:01.740 like, being forceful, but, like, is the guy, like, wanting to have sex, and you're the one 0.62

05:11:07.040 holding back?

05:11:08.500 Like, you're pumping the brakes a little bit.

05:11:10.960 What do you mean?

05:11:11.740 Like, well, when, when you say, like, maybe it just, maybe it spontaneously happens on

05:11:18.740 the third date, or the first or second date, hang out, however you want to frame it, the

05:11:25.000 guy is going for it, but you're, like, let's wait.

05:11:28.820 It depends on the person.

05:11:30.780 Okay.

05:11:31.260 Well, yeah.

05:11:31.760 I think you got to at least talk to him for, like, a month before you even go on a date

05:11:36.160 with him.

05:11:36.840 Oh, okay.

05:11:37.340 Yeah.

05:11:37.500 Uh, for you, um, what's the, uh, how long do you typically wait before having sex?

05:11:47.420 When I love the person.

05:11:49.840 Love?

05:11:50.280 Oh, okay.

05:11:50.760 That's a high standard there.

05:11:51.720 Um, have you only been with your boyfriend?

05:12:01.540 Um...

05:12:01.980 Hey, look, no judgment.

05:12:04.400 No judgment.

05:12:04.820 Like, sexually?

05:12:07.020 Uh, yes, carnal knowledge.

05:12:10.060 Sexual, P and the V. 0.99

05:12:11.700 Sexual intercourse. 0.99

05:12:13.660 Bumping uglies. 1.00

05:12:14.700 Mm-hmm. 1.00

05:12:15.280 Fucking. 1.00

05:12:16.360 Making love. 1.00

05:12:17.260 Birds and the bees.

05:12:18.320 Um...

05:12:18.760 Bumping bones.

05:12:20.200 Yeah.

05:12:21.200 Like, yeah.

05:12:22.780 Oh, okay.

05:12:23.820 Uh, Brooke, Lynn?

05:12:25.720 Yeah.

05:12:26.360 Um, I don't usually, honestly, wait that long.

05:12:29.180 I usually do it the first date.

05:12:30.320 Okay.

05:12:30.780 All right.

05:12:30.920 Yeah.

05:12:31.440 Or it might not be a date.

05:12:32.520 What about you?

05:12:33.380 Uh, I would hope to wait till marriage.

05:12:36.900 Uh, well, you're, you're married.

05:12:38.920 Um, did you, with your husband, did you guys wait, or?

05:12:41.840 Uh, I'm not answering that.

05:12:48.280 Take it, that's a no.

05:12:50.140 Uh, what about you?

05:12:51.720 Yeah, um, so I was always definitely more of, like, a interrelationship kind of person,

05:12:57.000 so it would develop over a little while, but I definitely wish I would have waited longer.

05:13:05.000 Hmm.

05:13:05.560 Okay.

05:13:06.400 Now, I don't know if this is the best panel for this question segment or whatever,

05:13:10.420 but, uh, for those of you who said you do kind of prefer to wait, uh, who's your, who's

05:13:17.560 your celebrity crush?

05:13:19.540 Stone Cold Steve Austin.

05:13:20.740 Stone Cold Steve Austin.

05:13:22.420 Um.

05:13:22.840 On brand.

05:13:24.420 Pete Davidson. 0.99

05:13:26.040 No fucking way. 1.00

05:13:27.200 Wait, Pete? 1.00

05:13:28.540 His personality.

05:13:29.960 Oh, my God.

05:13:31.540 Okay.

05:13:32.120 All right.

05:13:32.500 Hey.

05:13:32.940 I'm going to say.

05:13:34.180 Wait, by the way, did you text your boyfriend?

05:13:35.680 Did you hear from your boyfriend?

05:13:36.880 Uh, he texted me, but it was, like, completely unrelated.

05:13:39.480 Oh, he probably has no idea.

05:13:41.180 No idea.

05:13:41.960 Whatever.

05:13:42.440 Yeah.

05:13:42.720 I got to say mine is Robert Downey Jr.

05:13:46.060 Because of the Down syndrome?

05:13:47.400 Well.

05:13:47.940 Just kidding. 1.00

05:13:48.700 That was stupid. 1.00

05:13:49.680 Oh, fuck. 1.00

05:13:50.640 Because he doesn't have Down syndrome. 1.00

05:13:52.720 Yeah.

05:13:54.560 Sometimes your brain, my brain goes in interesting places.

05:13:57.780 Um, Robert Downey Jr., okay.

05:13:59.960 Down with the syndrome, yep.

05:14:01.440 Livian Leviathan?

05:14:03.320 Lavinia.

05:14:04.080 Lavinia.

05:14:04.640 It's actually Stella Berry.

05:14:06.340 Elizabeth?

05:14:07.380 She's.

05:14:07.780 Who?

05:14:08.260 She's a girl in the industry, Stella Berry.

05:14:10.140 Oh, Stella Berry.

05:14:10.940 That's your celebrity crush?

05:14:12.080 Yeah.

05:14:13.000 Uh, okay.

05:14:15.160 Well.

05:14:17.400 Uh.

05:14:17.900 Yes.

05:14:18.760 Would you.

05:14:19.280 First date.

05:14:20.020 Break your rule.

05:14:21.220 First date with.

05:14:21.980 I'm talking within the first.

05:14:23.400 Wait, who was it?

05:14:23.860 Five minutes.

05:14:24.840 Stone Cold.

05:14:25.580 Oh, Stone Cold Steve Austin.

05:14:26.620 Five minutes.

05:14:27.500 You see him, you just start taking him off.

05:14:28.800 I would.

05:14:29.500 Yeah.

05:14:30.700 We actually, we had a.

05:14:31.920 Lord have mercy on him.

05:14:33.140 I think it was, uh, two shows ago, we had a, uh, Catholic girl on the show who claims

05:14:40.620 she was a virgin.

05:14:43.340 I might, I don't know, maybe she's telling the truth, whatever.

05:14:48.380 And, uh, she was like, oh, I want to wait until marriage. 0.88

05:14:52.260 And then I asked this question, okay, well, who's your celebrity crush? 0.88

05:14:56.980 She's like, oh, the weekend, some other fucking rap guy who else, I don't, it was like, who 0.99

05:15:02.200 the fuck is that guy? 1.00

05:15:03.900 I don't know. 1.00

05:15:05.040 And she's like, oh, for them, they can crack right away.

05:15:09.420 And I was like, you're a virgin waiting until marriage.

05:15:12.840 So what Nick Fuentes is talking about is, is, uh, women will break their rules. 1.00

05:15:19.840 And, and so we had, we had no better example of that than two weeks ago when you had a

05:15:26.240 Catholic claim.

05:15:27.440 She's a virgin waiting for marriage. 1.00

05:15:29.100 Who's your celebrity crush? 1.00

05:15:30.480 Oh, fucking some rappers or whatever. 1.00

05:15:33.400 Uh, well, do they get to hit within five minutes? 1.00

05:15:37.060 Yes.

05:15:37.960 Okay. 0.98

05:15:38.360 That's ridiculous. 0.99

05:15:40.100 Totally ridiculous. 0.98

05:15:41.400 Um, so I don't know. 0.91

05:15:43.580 Maybe in the first 30 seconds, 30 seconds.

05:15:46.020 I'd already be naked if I heard something close to walls, it was going to be through 1.00

05:15:48.840 that fucking door. 0.99

05:15:49.260 Like that music, his intro, the glass break, he comes out with two beer cans, smashes them. 1.00

05:15:55.540 Dude, don't get me started.

05:15:56.980 I'm already getting hot. 1.00

05:15:57.420 Shit. 1.00

05:15:57.700 He's got his little knee brace on. 1.00

05:15:59.760 Shit. 1.00

05:16:00.660 He doesn't even take that knee brace off. 1.00

05:16:02.560 He's just, oh, okay.

05:16:04.120 Hey, she's, hey, you got to chill, bro.

05:16:05.560 It warms it.

05:16:06.480 She's getting a little, she's getting a little sweaty over there, too. 1.00

05:16:09.580 Shit. 0.99

05:16:09.940 Uh, okay, so, um, let's do, let's do this. 0.99

05:16:15.880 Uh, can I have, can I have you read this here?

05:16:20.680 Thank you, Mr. Northumberland.

05:16:22.360 It isn't just the possibility of death for a soldier, but it's the trauma of taking a life.

05:16:27.820 Women won't even call abortion unaliving so they can absolve themselves of guilt. 1.00

05:16:33.660 Men have to actually unalive people in war and then just deal with it. 0.96

05:16:37.160 So, freaking stop it.

05:16:40.780 Fair enough. 0.78

05:16:41.660 Yep.

05:16:42.160 Yep.

05:16:42.540 True.

05:16:43.560 Uh, thank you for your soup chat, man.

05:16:44.740 Really appreciate it.

05:16:46.000 Thank you.

05:16:46.460 Thank you.

05:16:47.060 Uh, okay.

05:16:48.240 Stifler, ask everyone to rate their own looks, face, body, total.

05:16:53.820 On a scale of zero to ten, you can't pick seven, so it'd be something, I want you to say it like this.

05:16:59.140 Uh, five face, five body, five total.

05:17:04.340 Uh, if you can, please.

05:17:05.840 Starting with you, go ahead.

05:17:08.480 I'd say I'm about a six.

05:17:09.940 All around, face, six.

05:17:12.480 Body.

05:17:13.100 Body, six.

05:17:14.000 Total, okay.

05:17:14.620 Well, maybe a five.

05:17:16.640 All right, we'll just say six, six, six.

05:17:17.600 We'll just say six.

05:17:18.960 All right.

05:17:19.380 What about you?

05:17:20.700 Um, I would say six, face, six body, but it's because I'm like starting my period soon, so I don't feel as confident.

05:17:28.700 So, I think I'm an excuse.

05:17:30.480 Huh?

05:17:31.260 Yeah.

05:17:31.580 Can you, can you, can you, can you, can you lower the volume a bit, like maybe 80?

05:17:35.720 Uh, okay.

05:17:37.280 Maybe I'd rate myself higher.

05:17:38.040 How about when you're not about to bleed?

05:17:42.640 Maybe like.

05:17:43.480 What, sevens?

05:17:44.860 Eight face, and then six body.

05:17:46.880 Eight face, six body.

05:17:48.740 Okay, okay.

05:17:49.820 Um, all right.

05:17:51.900 What about you? 0.99

05:17:52.960 So, like, oh shit, um, probably five all the way around, honestly. 0.99

05:17:57.800 Five? 0.99

05:17:58.420 Yeah, but in Oklahoma, I'm a solid eight.

05:18:02.560 You're an eight in Oklahoma?

05:18:04.020 Oklahoma, eight.

05:18:05.100 Uh, yeah.

05:18:05.840 The Midwestern scale is different for sure.

05:18:07.680 It's a little different.

05:18:08.660 Here, I'm probably maybe a four.

05:18:10.300 Yeah.

05:18:10.780 I'm chopped out here, but back home, no.

05:18:14.320 Look out.

05:18:15.560 Yeah, I'm an Oklahoma 10.

05:18:17.640 Yeah, she's a full 10 in Oklahoma.

05:18:19.400 She's a, she's a Southern. 1.00

05:18:21.000 Is Oklahoma the South?

05:18:22.380 Is it considered the South?

05:18:23.620 Midwest.

05:18:24.400 Midwest, for sure.

05:18:25.180 Pretty much the South.

05:18:25.760 Yeah, South, but.

05:18:27.580 I mean, it's.

05:18:28.280 I think it's the South.

05:18:29.500 Yeah, I mean, it's the most red state ever, so.

05:18:31.620 Yeah.

05:18:31.800 It's gotta be.

05:18:32.180 Okay.

05:18:32.440 It's not pretty so bad.

05:18:33.500 What about you?

05:18:34.160 What was the scale again?

05:18:35.760 Zero to 10.

05:18:36.500 Zero to 10?

05:18:37.040 Okay, so, oh, by the way, five is average.

05:18:39.400 Okay.

05:18:39.840 Yeah, go ahead.

05:18:40.820 Zero to 10, nine.

05:18:42.860 Okay.

05:18:43.980 Uh, well, so do face, body total.

05:18:46.980 Really?

05:18:47.480 Break it down?

05:18:48.220 Yes, really.

05:18:51.040 Really.

05:18:51.900 Really, like, get in there.

05:18:53.020 Really, really.

05:18:53.640 Uh, yeah, nine.

05:18:56.120 Nine for bowls.

05:18:57.060 Why not?

05:18:59.700 Okay.

05:19:00.740 So, nine face, nine body, nine total.

05:19:02.840 Okay, what about you?

05:19:04.080 I'd say face, maybe, like, a six.

05:19:06.740 Body, I would say, like.

05:19:08.740 Girl, hell no. 1.00

05:19:11.020 Erase that shit up. 1.00

05:19:12.640 Um, body, like. 0.99

05:19:16.320 No.

05:19:16.600 Seven and a half, eight.

05:19:18.240 Okay, we'll say eight.

05:19:19.480 Total?

05:19:19.900 Yeah, eight total.

05:19:20.640 Total, like, uh.

05:19:22.460 Nine.

05:19:22.720 I can't say seven?

05:19:24.500 Nine.

05:19:24.880 Should we just, yo, chat, should we just allow sevens? 1.00

05:19:27.720 I don't know.

05:19:28.600 Maybe we shouldn't.

05:19:29.460 Like.

05:19:29.660 What is the chat thing?

05:19:30.420 Should we allow sevens, or? 0.99

05:19:32.440 I feel like it forces somebody to err on, you know, six or eight.

05:19:38.400 Well, if I can't say seven, so, like, overall, like, a six.

05:19:41.240 Here, I think for overall, maybe we allow seven.

05:19:43.500 Okay, yeah, seven.

05:19:44.420 All right, what about you?

05:19:45.740 I'm going to say five all around.

05:19:47.980 Five, five, five.

05:19:48.420 Face is worse than body, but I don't want to rate my face.

05:19:50.400 I get a lot of mean comments about my face.

05:19:52.020 You're the male Joaquin Phoenix.

05:19:53.900 Yeah, you're sexy.

05:19:54.620 With a sleep problem.

05:19:55.920 Yeah, I don't know.

05:19:58.220 Did you take Adderall today?

05:19:59.800 Yeah, why?

05:20:01.280 Just getting Adderall vibes from you.

05:20:04.860 The Adderalls.

05:20:06.300 All right, what about you?

05:20:09.060 Face, maybe 7.2, and body, 6.5.

05:20:14.100 Okay.

05:20:15.100 I don't know what that equals.

05:20:17.300 We'll just say seven.

05:20:18.380 Okay, what about you?

05:20:18.960 So, face and body, I'd say California 4, Midwest 8, so solid six across the board.

05:20:25.140 Six across the board.

05:20:26.300 Job site 10.

05:20:27.780 Job site 10.

05:20:29.700 Yay! 0.99

05:20:30.920 I give myself 4.5, 4.5, 4.5.

05:20:34.700 Reason?

05:20:35.200 Across the board.

05:20:36.160 Reason?

05:20:36.700 Yeah.

05:20:37.860 I'll only give you my reasons if...

05:20:42.600 Actually, well, I was going to say if I rate you guys, but yeah, we're going to do that. 0.99

05:20:46.680 Oh, shit. 0.98

05:20:47.320 Okay, then yeah. 0.99

05:20:47.900 So, yeah, I'll give you the reasons.

05:20:49.160 I'll wait until she's back so I can just do it all at once.

05:20:52.820 Let's see here.

05:20:55.840 So, okay, we had the 9.

05:20:58.000 The 9 is in the bathroom now.

05:21:00.860 Oh, she's coming in her little prayer redress. 0.98

05:21:04.620 All right, she's coming back.

05:21:06.560 9, 9, 9.

05:21:07.720 Nothing, nothing really too much to point out.

05:21:13.220 Maybe the, I'd only really focus here a bit on the, wait, who said Oklahoma 8?

05:21:21.340 Who was it?

05:21:21.700 Was that you?

05:21:22.600 Yeah.

05:21:23.780 The standards are really low there.

05:21:25.920 I'm not going to lie, dude.

05:21:26.240 What's the capital of Oklahoma?

05:21:28.300 Oklahoma City.

05:21:29.340 Oklahoma City, right.

05:21:30.380 Yeah.

05:21:30.600 What's the population?

05:21:32.840 Do you guys know?

05:21:33.320 About 40,000?

05:21:35.380 No, it's got to be in the...

05:21:36.180 50,000?

05:21:37.560 No.

05:21:38.160 Okay, see?

05:21:38.960 No, it's got to be in the hundreds of thousands.

05:21:40.800 Something like that.

05:21:41.760 I don't know.

05:21:42.320 I would imagine.

05:21:44.060 She's not that big.

05:21:45.180 It's really not that big.

05:21:46.600 Definitely more than 40K.

05:21:48.140 But I mean, Oklahoma City and Tulsa.

05:21:50.340 Tulsa, Oklahoma.

05:21:51.340 Yeah.

05:21:51.840 Tulsa's bigger?

05:21:52.500 I think Tulsa's population might be bigger just because it's bigger.

05:21:56.500 Yeah.

05:21:56.780 Where's Tuscaloosa?

05:21:57.940 Alabama.

05:21:58.520 That's Alabama. 0.95

05:22:00.280 Tulsa, Tuscaloosa.

05:22:03.400 Okay.

05:22:05.080 All right.

05:22:05.740 Well, no 10s tonight, though.

05:22:08.860 Wow.

05:22:09.840 Got some kind of humble people, I guess.

05:22:12.340 Okay.

05:22:12.580 I'll do the 10s because I'll talk about myself better.

05:22:15.860 Oh, my God. 0.99

05:22:16.580 Do women like their bobs to be sucked? 1.00

05:22:18.600 You already... 1.00

05:22:19.420 I love when my bobs are sucked. 0.99

05:22:20.640 You had your chance. 0.98

05:22:21.600 Um...

05:22:22.080 Uh...

05:22:24.320 Okay.

05:22:25.440 Um...

05:22:26.160 All right.

05:22:26.540 Get to rating, Brian.

05:22:27.620 I will give the ratings.

05:22:28.980 I'll give the ratings.

05:22:30.080 So...

05:22:30.440 Uh-oh.

05:22:32.940 I'm...

05:22:33.340 Hmm.

05:22:33.680 Oh, I'll start with me.

05:22:34.880 So I already gave myself a 4.5.

05:22:37.180 Uh...

05:22:37.620 Face, body, uh...

05:22:39.100 Total, I guess, across the board.

05:22:42.160 Uh...

05:22:42.560 Probably the biggest detractor, the biggest, uh...

05:22:46.520 Negative would be overweight.

05:22:48.480 I need to lose weight.

05:22:49.980 I'm a bit chubby.

05:22:51.600 Need to lose weight.

05:22:53.200 Got the dad bod.

05:22:54.660 It's got to go.

05:22:56.000 Uh...

05:22:56.360 Two.

05:22:56.960 Big nose.

05:22:58.440 Uh...

05:22:59.320 Some skin clarity issues.

05:23:01.980 Poor under eye area.

05:23:03.520 Positives, though.

05:23:04.500 Uh...

05:23:04.780 Blue eyes.

05:23:06.020 Uh...

05:23:06.420 Tall.

05:23:08.060 And, uh...

05:23:09.580 Maybe there's a few others, but I'll leave it at that.

05:23:12.380 And, uh...

05:23:13.400 You should rate yourself higher.

05:23:14.480 You look like Jacob Hendricks.

05:23:16.700 I think a lot of girls like dad bods, too. 1.00

05:23:18.300 Who the fuck is that guy? 1.00

05:23:19.900 Girls say that. 1.00

05:23:21.360 I was a chubby chaser.

05:23:23.240 A lot.

05:23:23.340 Was.

05:23:24.140 Was a chubby chaser.

05:23:25.220 I haven't dated in a long time.

05:23:26.780 She got crushed.

05:23:27.960 This girl weighs, like, 99 pounds. 0.99

05:23:29.740 I mean...

05:23:30.220 Right?

05:23:31.080 Something like that.

05:23:31.800 Something like that.

05:23:32.740 Yeah, it's...

05:23:33.600 You know...

05:23:34.400 I think girls say that, but then you ask them, okay, what's a dad bod?

05:23:38.040 And they're like, Jason Momoa.

05:23:39.660 It's like, okay.

05:23:41.120 Dad bods.

05:23:42.180 Come on.

05:23:43.560 Um...

05:23:44.760 Rip.

05:23:45.980 Uh, hold on. 1.00

05:23:46.800 Fucking... 1.00

05:23:47.180 Goddamn. 1.00

05:23:47.700 What the fuck? 1.00

05:23:49.720 Dropping shit. 1.00

05:23:51.100 You do look like Jacob Hendricks. 1.00

05:23:52.540 He's a...

05:23:52.720 I don't know who that is.

05:23:53.720 Okay, he's fictional.

05:23:54.700 He's a Call of Duty character, but...

05:23:56.300 I'm a Call of Duty character.

05:23:58.620 Yeah, you look like, um...

05:24:02.500 This...

05:24:04.680 Girl he knows from high school.

05:24:07.580 She's very nice.

05:24:08.240 Yeah, you...

05:24:08.920 You look like a girl who... 0.99

05:24:11.500 He's a sexual friend. 0.91

05:24:13.180 On a long enough time... 0.98

05:24:14.720 Crazy action.

05:24:15.480 You look like a girl who, on a long enough timeline, will commit felonies against you. 0.98

05:24:20.840 But they will be reduced to misdemeanors.

05:24:24.660 No, I'll be nice to you.

05:24:26.540 Okay.

05:24:27.120 I'd be very nice.

05:24:27.740 I'd treat you so well.

05:24:28.720 I would treat you so well.

05:24:30.500 Like...

05:24:30.980 Is this...

05:24:31.860 Actually, wait.

05:24:32.340 I shouldn't say it, because I shouldn't put it out there into the universe.

05:24:35.540 Never mind.

05:24:36.380 Come on.

05:24:36.840 Don't worry.

05:24:37.120 It wasn't about you. 1.00

05:24:38.220 It was just a stupid thought. 1.00

05:24:40.260 Okay. 1.00

05:24:40.860 So, let's see.

05:24:42.620 The looks ratings here.

05:24:46.600 You gave yourself 666.

05:24:50.180 Can you turn that way?

05:24:51.500 Like your face?

05:24:54.280 Have you had any plastic or cosmetic surgery?

05:24:57.860 I have not.

05:24:58.940 No Botox?

05:24:59.680 No filler?

05:25:00.040 I got my boobs done after I've done breastfeed.

05:25:01.680 I've done breastfeeding.

05:25:02.720 Okay.

05:25:03.540 Gotcha.

05:25:05.700 Okay, so... 0.99

05:25:06.680 I got a small butt. 0.98

05:25:07.540 My teeth could be fixed and wider. 0.98

05:25:10.600 That's about it.

05:25:11.720 Yeah.

05:25:12.400 I think...

05:25:13.140 Let's see.

05:25:16.620 Show the tongue?

05:25:20.480 Okay.

05:25:21.340 All right.

05:25:21.820 So, I think your rating is fairly accurate.

05:25:27.380 I'll give you one positive, one negative.

05:25:30.280 So, maybe I'll give you more positives.

05:25:32.460 So, I think your lips are slightly above average.

05:25:37.020 The fullness is good.

05:25:38.760 I think overall, general...

05:25:43.160 I got blue eyes.

05:25:44.060 If five is average, you have slight...

05:25:45.840 Yeah, blue eyes is good.

05:25:47.180 I'm naturally redheaded. 0.99

05:25:48.240 However, when it...

05:25:49.140 Speaking of the eyes, you have a negative candle tilt.

05:25:52.240 So, that's going... 0.98

05:25:53.100 I got some big ass eyeballs. 1.00

05:25:55.000 Negative candle tilt is just your eyes are slightly downturned. 0.98

05:25:59.140 Typically, for aesthetic assessments, yeah.

05:26:03.140 I got a great personality.

05:26:04.860 Please.

05:26:05.380 There you go.

05:26:06.300 There you go.

05:26:06.680 I'm funny.

05:26:07.800 But, I think I'd give you between a 5.5 and a 6.

05:26:12.640 All right.

05:26:13.260 Yeah.

05:26:13.540 So, I think your rating is fairly spot on.

05:26:17.160 Thank you.

05:26:17.520 You gave yourself a 6.6.

05:26:20.600 Any cosmetic surgery or anything?

05:26:23.100 No.

05:26:23.520 Nothing?

05:26:24.080 No.

05:26:24.560 No Botox?

05:26:25.300 No.

05:26:25.620 Can you turn that way?

05:26:26.820 Oh, man.

05:26:28.280 Can you turn that way?

05:26:30.600 Okay.

05:26:31.420 So, I mean, phenotypically... 0.97

05:26:33.800 What the fuck am I going to talk about phenotypes? 0.98

05:26:37.120 Okay. 1.00

05:26:39.560 You have above average, slightly above average female dimorphism, sexual dimorphism in the face. 1.00

05:26:49.220 That's a good thing.

05:26:50.600 You have good lips, slightly above average. 0.63

05:26:57.640 You're probably a little bit evil.

05:27:00.360 But I'm not going to rate you on your personality. 0.96

05:27:04.380 But let's see.

05:27:06.040 Do you have any...

05:27:07.680 No plastic surgery?

05:27:08.660 No implants or anything like that?

05:27:10.100 No.

05:27:10.420 But I want a nose job soon in Japan.

05:27:13.060 Your nose is fine.

05:27:14.580 You have a cute nose.

05:27:14.960 You have a...

05:27:15.540 Like, you have a common, phenotypical Asian nose. 0.98

05:27:19.960 Oh, I do.

05:27:20.760 I think it's fine.

05:27:21.780 Thank you.

05:27:22.160 Thank you.

05:27:23.800 Let's see here.

05:27:27.020 Negatives. 1.00

05:27:29.420 Aside from the evil gaze that you sometimes do...

05:27:34.200 That's nice.

05:27:34.720 I think I'd give you between a five and six.

05:27:39.080 I'd say, yeah, five, six.

05:27:40.580 I think your rating is pretty spot on.

05:27:43.880 My good friend Charizard over here.

05:27:48.540 Let's see here.

05:27:49.580 Well, obviously, look.

05:27:50.600 You know what I'm going to say.

05:27:51.960 You know what I'm going to say.

05:27:53.320 You just take the eye out of the relation.

05:27:55.640 Obviously, it does have an impact.

05:27:59.720 Yeah, just can you cover half the face

05:28:01.280 and then I'll just project out the symmetry.

05:28:05.560 So, look.

05:28:06.320 I think...

05:28:07.400 I'm almost...

05:28:09.780 Yeah, I would say, like, the eye thing,

05:28:12.540 that people are going to make an assessment

05:28:15.200 of facial symmetry and facial harmony because of that.

05:28:18.680 But I could also try to assess you, like,

05:28:20.500 if that wasn't the case on your other characteristics.

05:28:23.400 And I think I'd put you at a five.

05:28:25.520 Yeah.

05:28:25.700 I'd say about average.

05:28:27.440 You might even be...

05:28:29.120 Maybe 4.75.

05:28:31.000 Maybe 4.5.

05:28:32.320 Honestly, that's fair.

05:28:33.320 4.5 to 5.

05:28:34.640 Thank you.

05:28:35.800 You know, that's better than what I was expecting.

05:28:37.820 So, I can't even be bad.

05:28:39.100 Okay.

05:28:39.620 And you gave yourself 5.55.

05:28:41.580 You, you gave yourself 9.99.

05:28:43.540 By the way, I'm only rating the face.

05:28:44.920 I'm not doing body.

05:28:46.840 Okay.

05:28:48.060 Let's see here.

05:28:51.760 Hmm.

05:28:52.120 Um, uh, strong eye area, striking blue eyes.

05:28:56.400 Thank you.

05:28:56.720 Uh, do you have lip filler or any cosmetics?

05:28:59.280 No cosmetics.

05:29:00.300 Okay.

05:29:00.640 No way.

05:29:00.900 Can you turn your face that way?

05:29:04.260 Nose, pretty good.

05:29:05.960 Strong, pretty strong nose.

05:29:08.200 Uh, I think...

05:29:10.620 No lip filler?

05:29:11.660 No lip flip?

05:29:12.380 Nothing?

05:29:12.800 Okay.

05:29:13.680 Uh, lips above average.

05:29:15.580 Um, eyebrows.

05:29:19.360 I don't know if you lined them or anything.

05:29:22.580 Now I have to take away hair.

05:29:25.880 Um, yeah.

05:29:28.340 I already gave you some, some, uh, positives.

05:29:31.840 So, I have to give you some negatives.

05:29:33.120 I would say you're, you have unequal facial thirds.

05:29:35.600 So, you have, uh, I would say, like, uh, uh, facial thirds is basically forehead to, uh,

05:29:45.700 eyes, eyes to nose or, uh, eyes to bottom of nose and bottom of nose to chin.

05:29:52.220 So, I would say you have what is, uh, unequal facial thirds.

05:29:56.220 You have a long mid face.

05:29:58.240 So, your face is a bit long.

05:30:00.660 Slightly.

05:30:01.240 It's not insane.

05:30:03.020 But this is going to impact facial harmony slightly.

05:30:06.240 It's, it's, it's not huge.

05:30:08.480 But you do have a bit of a long mid face.

05:30:11.260 And, uh, okay.

05:30:15.180 So, the rating.

05:30:16.120 Okay.

05:30:17.200 Hmm.

05:30:17.600 Um, I think, I just want to take a peek at what the chat is saying.

05:30:23.820 Chat, I'm just curious what you say.

05:30:25.940 I want to see.

05:30:26.700 I'm not going to look.

05:30:27.520 I want to get my rating on, on its own.

05:30:30.080 I want to say 6.5 to 7.

05:30:34.920 I'd say 6.5 to 7.

05:30:37.420 Um.

05:30:41.260 Do you think she's hot? 1.00

05:30:42.360 Do you think she's super sexy? 1.00

05:30:44.360 Well, okay.

05:30:44.940 So, I, if I had to attribute words to the rating scale.

05:30:48.520 Let's start at 5.

05:30:49.460 So, 5 is average.

05:30:51.460 6, above average.

05:30:53.320 Or, wait.

05:30:53.980 Hmm.

05:30:54.580 Or, no.

05:30:55.500 5, average.

05:30:56.800 6, cute.

05:30:58.140 7, attractive.

05:31:00.020 Uh.

05:31:01.600 Wait.

05:31:02.000 Hold on.

05:31:02.280 No, no, no.

05:31:02.580 Hold on. 1.00

05:31:02.900 I fucked this shit up. 1.00

05:31:04.840 5, average. 1.00

05:31:05.840 6, cute.

05:31:07.660 7, beautiful.

05:31:09.860 Wait.

05:31:10.180 Pretty?

05:31:10.900 Hold on. 1.00

05:31:11.800 Fuck. 1.00

05:31:12.600 He's messing up his own skin. 1.00

05:31:13.440 I'm messing my own. 1.00

05:31:14.340 My own shit up. 0.99

05:31:15.940 5, average. 1.00

05:31:16.980 6, cute.

05:31:18.140 7, pretty.

05:31:20.740 8, beautiful.

05:31:22.080 Now, we're in model tier.

05:31:23.480 9, this is, like, elite.

05:31:26.140 You maybe see a few of these people a few times in your entire life in person.

05:31:31.560 Uh.

05:31:31.960 So, that's my scale.

05:31:33.260 So, she's pretty. 0.99

05:31:34.900 I do have a question.

05:31:35.760 Yes.

05:31:35.860 When you ask, um, if, like, like, if there's been any work done, is that to, like, how does

05:31:43.680 that affect your rating?

05:31:44.620 Out of curiosity.

05:31:45.400 Like.

05:31:45.600 Mm-hmm.

05:31:46.620 Uh.

05:31:47.220 So, I mean, if the, uh, like, lip filler, for example.

05:31:51.060 Wait.

05:31:51.320 Turn.

05:31:51.680 Turn that way.

05:31:53.260 Other way.

05:31:55.280 Nothing done?

05:31:57.120 I have fake freckles on.

05:31:59.020 Oh.

05:31:59.500 With real underneath, but.

05:32:00.880 Well, I mean, so this would come down to preference.

05:32:03.440 And so, I, I think that, um, if you've, uh, frauded, like, full lips, then that, that would

05:32:14.600 perhaps, uh, and I personally don't think lip filler looks good.

05:32:19.880 Um.

05:32:21.440 So.

05:32:22.080 So, is it like, uh, do you think the natural beauty has, like, effect in the scale?

05:32:28.500 A little bit.

05:32:29.260 Yeah.

05:32:29.820 Do you think?

05:32:30.200 But, I mean, the, the fillers and the Botox and the surgery.

05:32:33.440 Surgery is, they can replicate something that is actually true.

05:32:36.640 Although, I, I find a lot of the time the plastic surgery is noticeable.

05:32:42.240 And sometimes, I think, aesthetically, that looks weird.

05:32:44.800 Like, it can create a uncanny valley appearance.

05:32:48.500 So.

05:32:48.960 Do you think that's, like, effect, affected the scale as a whole with plastic surgery and

05:32:55.420 body mods?

05:32:57.680 Um.

05:32:59.460 I mean, I, women can fraud their appearance. 1.00

05:33:03.440 But, uh, I would use a scale that does not include women who have had plastic surgery.

05:33:10.220 So, it has to be attainable, uh, naturally to a degree.

05:33:15.700 That's not to say that, uh, I, you know, skincare, I don't think would fall under, uh, an unnatural

05:33:22.640 intervention.

05:33:23.900 I'm thinking of, like, injections or when a surgeon cuts into you.

05:33:27.980 Yeah.

05:33:28.540 Okay.

05:33:29.440 Uh, okay.

05:33:30.280 You, you gave yourself a six.

05:33:33.320 Um.

05:33:34.620 Um.

05:33:36.700 Hmm.

05:33:41.100 Uh, I'm curious what chat thinks on this one.

05:33:43.180 This is kind of an interesting one.

05:33:44.240 So, she gave herself a six face.

05:33:46.860 Uh, let's see here.

05:33:48.040 You have strong.

05:33:50.160 Uh, I don't, maybe not strong. 0.99

05:33:51.640 But you have above average female sexual dimorphism. 1.00

05:33:55.280 So, you have a feminine face. 1.00

05:33:56.860 Um, your lower, I would say your lower third, perhaps a bit on the weak side, um, a bit

05:34:04.640 of a compact lower third.

05:34:07.600 Um, can you turn that way?

05:34:10.640 Uh, strong nose, very feminine nose.

05:34:15.760 You haven't had a nose job or anything?

05:34:17.380 Nothing.

05:34:18.000 Yeah, very strong feminine nose. 0.77

05:34:19.600 Top, probably top tier feminine nose. 0.66

05:34:21.480 You are, you have contoured your nose a little bit.

05:34:24.080 So, maybe that's playing a bit into the, how do I know what that is?

05:34:28.180 But, um, let's see here.

05:34:30.800 Uh, you're good, strong eye area.

05:34:35.680 Um, perhaps could, eyebrows could be a little stronger.

05:34:39.460 But you do have blonde hair.

05:34:40.640 So, that's typical of women with blonde hair. 1.00

05:34:43.380 Their eyebrows, uh, not quite as strong.

05:34:46.240 Uh, I'm now giving women all kinds of insecurities they never had.

05:34:51.660 Um, let's see here.

05:34:54.580 Uh, I, I think 5.5 to 6, I'd say.

05:35:01.260 In that range.

05:35:02.220 Okay.

05:35:02.980 Uh, Joaquin, yeah?

05:35:04.760 I don't know if she was comfortable rating her own face, so I don't know.

05:35:07.980 You can.

05:35:08.360 Okay, cool.

05:35:08.900 I just wanted to double check.

05:35:09.760 Apologies.

05:35:10.440 I don't want to out how I'm insecure.

05:35:12.240 Totally valid.

05:35:12.920 Wait, what's that?

05:35:13.700 I don't really want to, I'm, I'm doing it now.

05:35:15.440 I don't really want to say I'm insecure about my face because then I'll get more hate probably

05:35:18.820 for that.

05:35:19.640 Oh, okay.

05:35:20.360 I receive a lot of hate for my face, so.

05:35:23.140 Yeah, it's okay.

05:35:24.440 So wait, but yes, go ahead.

05:35:26.080 Yeah, you can.

05:35:26.500 Okay.

05:35:26.820 Sorry.

05:35:27.980 Uh, okay, you rated yourself 5.

05:35:30.360 Mm-hmm.

05:35:30.800 Uh, let's see here.

05:35:32.400 Uh, you have nice eyes, good eyebrows.

05:35:35.100 Turn that way.

05:35:36.800 Uh, okay.

05:35:38.460 Do you have lip filler or anything like that?

05:35:40.220 Any cosmetic surgery on the face?

05:35:41.820 No.

05:35:42.120 Or Botox or anything like that?

05:35:44.320 Uh, yeah, nice, nice eye color.

05:35:48.100 Uh, probably, let's see.

05:35:50.160 I guess I'll give one or two negatives.

05:35:52.000 Uh, weak under eye area a little bit, but, uh, that can typically be fixed.

05:35:57.080 Um, let's see here.

05:35:58.500 Um, wait, turn the face towards me a little bit.

05:36:05.220 Uh, hmm.

05:36:07.180 Um, she's staring at me intensely.

05:36:10.360 Uh, let's see here.

05:36:12.560 I, I want to go, uh, probably like 4.75 to 5.25.

05:36:20.000 Yeah.

05:36:20.560 Specific.

05:36:21.600 Yeah.

05:36:22.200 Well, you gave yourself a 5, right?

05:36:23.440 So that's about the range.

05:36:24.440 Uh, you gave yourself, you, 7.2.

05:36:27.760 Uh, okay.

05:36:29.500 Any, uh, cosmetic procedures or lip filler?

05:36:34.180 No.

05:36:34.780 Nothing?

05:36:35.420 Lip flip? 0.79

05:36:36.020 Nothing.

05:36:36.620 Okay.

05:36:37.840 Uh, let's see here.

05:36:39.040 It's actually difficult when a woman's wearing quite a bit of makeup, you are wearing full 1.00

05:36:42.380 face of makeup.

05:36:43.060 So it's going to make it a bit difficult.

05:36:45.200 Uh, lips positive.

05:36:47.320 I would say, uh, can you turn like that way?

05:36:55.760 Um, hmm.

05:37:00.140 Uh, okay.

05:37:02.440 7.2.

05:37:03.240 I think I'm going to give you a, uh, I think I'll give you a, uh,

05:37:06.620 I think I'll give you five, uh, for you, uh, six, uh, let's see here.

05:37:16.320 I, it's look into the camera or look into the camera.

05:37:18.920 I'm just going to look at the monitor here.

05:37:20.300 So I'm not.

05:37:21.620 Okay.

05:37:22.060 Uh, uh, okay.

05:37:27.620 I'd say, uh, lips slightly below average, uh, nice blue eyes, good positive cancel tilt.

05:37:35.460 I give you a five.

05:37:37.320 Uh, yeah.

05:37:38.380 I'm not even mad.

05:37:47.360 I'm actually pretty happy.

05:37:48.540 You went with as high as you did for me.

05:37:50.480 So, okay.

05:37:51.080 You thought you were, yeah.

05:37:52.500 Listen, I get, I get blasted on for a living. 0.96

05:37:56.260 And I mean like in the comments, I know how that sounded as soon as I fucking said it, but 0.97

05:38:01.840 no, I get ran through in my comments. 0.96

05:38:04.660 So people are saying I was too generous.

05:38:08.700 Yeah, you probably were.

05:38:09.640 Brian, you know, revise it.

05:38:12.240 No, I'm not going to do that.

05:38:13.320 But, um, we, uh, we have a fun segment here.

05:38:17.080 Do we have the gender swaps? 0.96

05:38:18.660 All right.

05:38:18.920 We've turned, we've turned all of you into a man, into men. 0.95

05:38:22.820 I could just show you a picture of my twin brother.

05:38:24.820 So here, oh, you have a twin brother.

05:38:26.160 That's the one that punched my eye out.

05:38:27.820 Oh, he's your twin.

05:38:28.660 I didn't know that.

05:38:29.680 Yeah.

05:38:29.980 I know that.

05:38:30.380 Probably going to look like my brother.

05:38:31.680 Whoops.

05:38:32.260 Uh, okay.

05:38:33.140 The question is, would you date the male version of you?

05:38:40.660 Go ahead.

05:38:43.680 I'd date you.

05:38:45.000 You're cute.

05:38:46.760 Who does these?

05:38:47.780 You guys are too generous.

05:38:49.040 Who's, is it Noe in the discord?

05:38:51.180 Who's doing these?

05:38:51.880 Let me look.

05:38:52.780 Wait, why'd you take it away?

05:38:54.340 I'll pull it back up.

05:38:55.540 Bro, put it back.

05:38:56.400 Hold on.

05:38:56.720 Yeah, make him a little more chopped, will you?

05:38:59.780 Hold on.

05:39:00.220 Let me see.

05:39:00.700 Who's doing these?

05:39:02.540 It's Sir.

05:39:03.760 Who's, who's doing these?

05:39:07.420 Too, too generous.

05:39:08.680 Way too generous.

05:39:09.540 We, we need to go back to the old version.

05:39:12.600 All right.

05:39:13.020 Um, bro, come on.

05:39:15.080 I'm like a Mexican.

05:39:16.260 Wow.

05:39:16.700 Yes.

05:39:17.060 I look like a Mexican dude.

05:39:18.220 No, that's not a Mexican.

05:39:20.280 That's not a Mexican. 1.00

05:39:22.260 You're really, really pretty. 0.99

05:39:23.220 This guy looks like he's in a shitty punk rock band. 0.93

05:39:26.240 Yeah. 0.99

05:39:27.380 I'd date him.

05:39:28.420 Probably pretty cool.

05:39:29.280 You're really pretty.

05:39:32.540 You're good, baby.

05:39:34.580 Let's get her a second. 1.00

05:39:35.180 She'll be okay.

05:39:38.680 Did I say something?

05:39:40.040 Oh, I also, I have had my lips.

05:39:42.200 I got my lips tattooed.

05:39:43.540 I want to see what Kitty looks like.

05:39:44.480 Me too.

05:39:45.480 Yeah, I forgot to say that.

05:39:46.620 Can we pull a raise up?

05:39:48.460 Huh?

05:39:49.160 I said I wanted to see what Kitty looks like as a boy.

05:39:51.180 I don't want to date a 5'1 Filipino man. 1.00

05:39:55.540 Anyway, I think I look kind of hot as a dude.

05:39:57.520 Yeah, you kind of do, though.

05:39:58.480 You do.

05:39:58.880 Like, I hate to.

05:39:59.800 You look like you belong on the cover of like a young adult romance novel or something.

05:40:03.380 Yeah.

05:40:03.640 That's like.

05:40:04.360 I'd date you. 1.00

05:40:04.960 You look like a fuckboy. 1.00

05:40:06.140 Yeah. 1.00

05:40:06.540 That's exactly what I would go out.

05:40:08.560 I would definitely look like.

05:40:08.820 You're running through a bunch of alt chicks. 1.00

05:40:10.480 I know.

05:40:11.300 You look like a shadow daddy in one of my books.

05:40:13.500 All right.

05:40:13.960 Aw, David.

05:40:15.100 Thank you.

05:40:15.780 Aw, David.

05:40:16.700 David.

05:40:17.360 Appreciate it.

05:40:18.200 David, stop.

05:40:18.780 No compliments for me, though.

05:40:20.120 Stop it, David.

05:40:21.820 The support's really nice, David.

05:40:23.120 Thank you, though.

05:40:23.840 Okay.

05:40:24.400 All right.

05:40:26.200 Next.

05:40:27.480 What?

05:40:28.880 Yo, you're kind of hot, though.

05:40:30.160 Wait, can you make them bigger, Mary?

05:40:30.900 Just take a moment and make them bigger.

05:40:33.660 Yeah.

05:40:34.220 So, would you date the male version of you?

05:40:35.980 Oh, wait.

05:40:36.340 Let me see.

05:40:36.660 Let me see.

05:40:37.040 Okay.

05:40:37.360 Well, wait.

05:40:38.420 Would you date?

05:40:39.200 You would date the male version of you?

05:40:40.800 Mm-hmm.

05:40:41.420 Yeah.

05:40:41.640 Even though he's like.

05:40:42.420 You say he looks Mexican.

05:40:43.740 That was a white Mexican. 1.00

05:40:46.280 I mean, there are white Mexicans. 0.65

05:40:48.160 He just looked a little Hispanic in the face. 1.00

05:40:50.220 I was a little confused.

05:40:51.580 Can you show us your fists?

05:40:54.360 What is it?

05:40:55.700 Cheating?

05:40:56.620 Oof.

05:40:58.800 What?

05:40:59.940 Run, big, run, behind!

05:41:02.460 What's the story behind that?

05:41:04.840 I was in, like, a little hardcore band in high school, and it was called Cheating Death.

05:41:10.840 It was in a hardcore band.

05:41:12.420 That's a rogue.

05:41:13.540 Ability in World of Warcraft.

05:41:15.760 Oh.

05:41:16.500 Cheat Death? 0.97

05:41:17.400 Nerd.

05:41:18.440 It's a rogue ability.

05:41:20.300 I'm pretty sure if I recall.

05:41:23.520 Is that, is that like TBC or is that Wrath of the Lich King?

05:41:28.280 Does anybody in chat know is that?

05:41:30.020 It's not classic.

05:41:31.660 I'm a classic handy. 0.99

05:41:32.820 I don't fuck with the Burning Crusade or Wrath. 1.00

05:41:36.780 Cheating Death. 1.00

05:41:37.840 Cheat Death.

05:41:39.580 Which is it?

05:41:40.420 Is it, I don't know, TBC?

05:41:43.340 Rogues get cheat death ability?

05:41:45.120 Sure.

05:41:45.820 All right.

05:41:47.900 Eek, eek, eek, eek.

05:41:48.800 Maybe tell us.

05:41:52.300 So, um, who here's gonna play Burning Crusade?

05:41:56.640 It's coming out soon.

05:41:57.520 It's the pre-patch for Burning Crusade.

05:42:00.040 Are you flirting?

05:42:00.820 What kind of game is it?

05:42:01.820 Are you flirting?

05:42:03.020 I don't know.

05:42:03.540 Maybe some of you guys have a Burning Crusade in your pants.

05:42:10.100 Is this a sponsorship? 1.00

05:42:11.880 No, I wish Blizzard would sponsor this shit. 1.00

05:42:14.960 That'd be dope. 1.00

05:42:16.340 That'd be dope. 0.98

05:42:17.480 But unfortunately, no.

05:42:18.460 I don't think they do that anyways.

05:42:21.580 So, um.

05:42:23.940 Anyway, pull up that man. 1.00

05:42:25.600 We want to see more sexy men versions. 1.00

05:42:29.180 God damn. 0.99

05:42:29.940 Not too bad. 0.99

05:42:30.600 I like the no facial hair.

05:42:31.640 You guys are way too generous.

05:42:34.400 No, like, that dude mogs. 1.00

05:42:36.240 I'm sorry.

05:42:37.140 No, he doesn't.

05:42:38.440 He's mogging. 1.00

05:42:39.140 He mogs the shit. 1.00

05:42:40.200 He mogs. 1.00

05:42:40.480 You're lying.

05:42:42.400 Would you date him?

05:42:43.320 No.

05:42:43.980 Why not?

05:42:45.120 I don't know.

05:42:45.880 I just.

05:42:46.260 He's not good.

05:42:46.820 You don't.

05:42:47.860 I don't know.

05:42:48.220 I think he looks handsome.

05:42:50.300 He mogs. 1.00

05:42:51.180 No, he doesn't.

05:42:52.180 You're lying.

05:42:53.200 Bro, you would be lucky.

05:42:54.840 You would be lucky to end up with this Filipino. 1.00

05:42:58.060 Is he 5'1"?

05:42:58.860 He's 5'7".

05:43:00.940 Okay.

05:43:01.860 And a half.

05:43:03.160 Okay.

05:43:03.500 Is he obedient?

05:43:04.960 Obedient?

05:43:05.580 Like, can you edit a leash?

05:43:06.300 He looks obedient.

05:43:07.200 Can he?

05:43:07.560 Okay.

05:43:07.880 Can he?

05:43:08.280 Yeah, it looks like you'd pegged.

05:43:09.320 He looks like he's definitely obedient.

05:43:11.440 Kitty wants an edited leash. 1.00

05:43:13.020 I want a leash.

05:43:13.640 He mogs. 1.00

05:43:14.260 This is.

05:43:14.620 That's like a male model. 0.57

05:43:16.340 That's like an Asian model. 0.98

05:43:17.180 Okay.

05:43:17.480 What would you rate?

05:43:18.240 What would you rate him?

05:43:20.080 Oh, man.

05:43:20.600 It's hard.

05:43:20.980 I don't really do ratings for men.

05:43:23.260 I mean, I can still do an assessment, but it's.

05:43:26.440 You just give a single rating.

05:43:28.300 For a guy, he's probably between a 6 and a 7. 1.00

05:43:31.980 You're gay. 1.00

05:43:32.760 You rated him higher than me. 1.00

05:43:34.680 You're gay. 1.00

05:43:35.780 So gay. 1.00

05:43:36.540 You're right. 0.98

05:43:37.060 You caught me. 0.97

05:43:37.820 That's pretty gay. 0.97

05:43:38.760 You caught me. 0.98

05:43:39.900 Oh, man.

05:43:41.120 But for, yeah, for an Asian male, yeah, he mogs. 1.00

05:43:44.260 He mogs. 1.00

05:43:47.440 Mogged. 1.00

05:43:50.440 Are Filipino women toxic? 1.00

05:43:52.440 Is that? 0.99

05:43:52.840 No, we're not.

05:43:53.920 Is that a thing?

05:43:54.480 No.

05:43:55.420 I feel like the Filipinas and the Vietnamese women.

05:43:58.480 Huh. 0.98

05:43:59.300 A little toxic. 0.68

05:44:00.480 Sometimes the Korean women, too. 0.99

05:44:02.420 Japanese, usually pretty good.

05:44:05.760 Chinese, usually pretty good.

05:44:08.360 Although it's a toss-up.

05:44:09.160 Filipino women, we're amazing, and we're very kind, and we treat you very well, and we

05:44:13.780 don't.

05:44:14.020 Yeah, but don't get a Filipino woman mad. 1.00

05:44:15.640 We don't abuse you. 0.99

05:44:16.160 You're like the Latinas of Asians. 1.00

05:44:18.840 I have never abused a man. 0.99

05:44:20.020 You know how, like, Latinas are like, well, I'm a Latina, so I can be toxic. 1.00

05:44:23.720 Like, that's Filipinas. 1.00

05:44:25.380 Filipinas are like, well, I'm Filipina, so I can be toxic. 1.00

05:44:28.320 You make her mad, she's going to walk you on a leash. 1.00

05:44:30.280 And she'll catch a felony assault. 0.99

05:44:34.240 It got reduced.

05:44:35.260 A leash.

05:44:36.120 Just a little bit.

05:44:37.060 It got reduced.

05:44:37.320 Five seconds.

05:44:38.020 All right, next.

05:44:38.500 Oh, good God.

05:44:42.620 Wait, hold up.

05:44:43.540 I'm going to be so honest, though.

05:44:44.980 Wait, it fixed.

05:44:45.740 It fixed.

05:44:46.120 It looks like a Chad.

05:44:47.540 Does that look like your brother?

05:44:48.820 Not at all.

05:44:49.920 It doesn't look like your brother?

05:44:50.980 No.

05:44:52.940 My brother's like...

05:44:55.140 My brother doesn't...

05:44:55.800 Would you date him?

05:44:56.840 Him? 1.00

05:44:57.400 Fuck no. 1.00

05:44:57.980 That's like a fucking two. 1.00

05:44:59.460 I'm... 0.99

05:44:59.940 What?

05:45:00.500 No.

05:45:00.600 He's not bad, especially with the beard.

05:45:02.460 Like the stubble.

05:45:03.220 I'd say he's average, maybe a little...

05:45:05.500 Yeah.

05:45:05.740 I'm going to be honest, I was expecting worse, so... 1.00

05:45:09.240 I mean, yeah, maybe we can redo it and they can fuck shit up. 0.99

05:45:12.280 Please stop. 1.00

05:45:13.180 I mean, please stop.

05:45:14.360 Oh, oh, wait, wait, Mary.

05:45:15.600 I'm going to send you something.

05:45:16.900 Hold on. 1.00

05:45:19.020 Wait, fuck. 1.00

05:45:19.640 Why did he get rated higher than me? 1.00

05:45:23.180 Because he's gay. 0.99

05:45:26.120 Because he's gay. 0.99

05:45:28.700 He's a gay man. 1.00

05:45:32.000 He's so gay. 1.00

05:45:32.840 I think standards are a little bit different on the man's side. 0.99

05:45:36.240 He's a gay... 1.00

05:45:37.580 Just a little bit. 0.98

05:45:38.600 Your ratings are really interesting, Brian.

05:45:40.340 That makes sense.

05:45:40.900 My ratings?

05:45:41.420 Yeah.

05:45:42.000 That's what I'm saying.

05:45:42.620 Like, of the women that I gave you?

05:45:44.240 I think you need to give her a compliment when she comes back.

05:45:47.680 You need to give her...

05:45:48.420 Right next door.

05:45:49.180 But she said she was a five, and I think...

05:45:51.420 Didn't I give her a 4.75 to 5.25?

05:45:53.580 I think she did.

05:45:53.880 The chat needs to give her some compliments. 0.98

05:45:56.200 Mm-hmm.

05:45:56.400 You guys need to compliment her.

05:45:57.700 I will say something really nice when she comes back.

05:46:00.440 Tell her she's super beautiful.

05:46:02.020 I will say something really nice, and you guys are going to be like,

05:46:05.380 Aw, that's so wholesome, Brian.

05:46:07.540 Yeah, it'd be, like, chivalrous.

05:46:08.840 Like, you're chivalrous.

05:46:09.840 Can I go?

05:46:11.840 I'll stay if you want.

05:46:13.260 What?

05:46:13.880 Like...

05:46:14.840 Just...

05:46:17.120 Oh, wait.

05:46:17.460 Let's do the thing first.

05:46:18.800 Go ahead, Mary.

05:46:21.140 Bigger.

05:46:21.700 Make it bigger.

05:46:22.680 Make it bigger.

05:46:23.380 You know how many times that gets commented on my reels, though?

05:46:26.380 Like, in every freaking comment section.

05:46:29.440 That increases engagement, though. 0.74

05:46:32.620 Yeah, same thing.

05:46:34.460 Same...

05:46:35.460 Yeah.

05:46:37.300 It's all good.

05:46:38.020 Like, none of us are laughing.

05:46:41.820 We're like, all right, bro.

05:46:42.860 I like this.

05:46:43.620 All right.

05:46:44.200 Uh, next.

05:46:45.480 Love, love.

05:46:50.220 Give me...

05:46:50.900 I should just send that in as, like, my, like, modeling picture.

05:46:54.420 Like, my audition picture.

05:46:55.700 Every time.

05:46:56.260 They would know. 1.00

05:46:57.460 Holy shit. 1.00

05:46:57.700 Make it bigger, man. 1.00

05:46:58.680 You gotta make it bigger.

05:46:59.800 Aw.

05:47:00.060 Aw, he looks so sweet.

05:47:00.940 Bigger, bigger.

05:47:03.560 Yeah, he's cute.

05:47:04.600 He looks like a zombie.

05:47:05.380 He looks...

05:47:06.000 Aw, he looks...

05:47:07.240 Oh, he kind of looks like my brother.

05:47:09.360 Dude, the people who are doing these, you are AI-ing the original photo and making them

05:47:16.120 look too good.

05:47:17.140 Brian, shh.

05:47:17.960 Come on, dude.

05:47:18.700 I don't know.

05:47:18.800 I think my AI photo looked worse. 1.00

05:47:20.460 It's like that fucking guy who got murked by ICE. 1.00

05:47:24.100 The fucking MSNBC or some shit. 1.00

05:47:26.180 He's fucking photoshopped it. 1.00

05:47:27.100 Let's make a mess. 0.99

05:47:28.500 I saw that.

05:47:29.300 I saw that. 1.00

05:47:30.060 Fucking that shit. 1.00

05:47:30.880 To be fair, this girl is extremely photogenic. 1.00

05:47:33.600 Like, you have very...

05:47:35.340 I'm surprised they work well, the features, for a man.

05:47:38.440 I mean, he looks, like, super soft.

05:47:39.740 You guys look like you're in a lavender marriage, but...

05:47:42.440 Thank you.

05:47:43.060 It does translate over well.

05:47:44.920 It does.

05:47:45.380 Well, yeah, he...

05:47:46.200 I mean...

05:47:46.860 I don't know how his eyes turn around.

05:47:47.620 That is definitely, like, photoshopped.

05:47:49.680 Yeah.

05:47:50.100 But I appreciate that.

05:47:52.380 Thanks.

05:47:52.600 That's very sweet, because I have, like, a dad bod stance.

05:47:54.600 Usually, I'm, like, hunched over.

05:47:55.900 Like, dad at the grill.

05:47:57.260 All right.

05:47:57.540 No, you have very, very feminine features. 0.98

05:48:00.600 Would you date him?

05:48:02.100 No, because he looks like my brother.

05:48:04.200 Okay.

05:48:05.060 All right.

05:48:06.880 Next.

05:48:08.800 Oh, my God.

05:48:09.440 Ew.

05:48:09.600 Oh, yeah.

05:48:11.320 The third...

05:48:12.280 He looks like Paul Walker.

05:48:13.720 He's, like...

05:48:14.320 Well, with the beard, it's a little bit better, but, like, ew.

05:48:17.820 I think he's cute.

05:48:18.840 Yeah, definitely.

05:48:19.760 It's Paul Walker.

05:48:20.700 Just ignore the hair.

05:48:21.420 Wait, why did they...

05:48:22.340 It's the hair.

05:48:23.360 Look at the dolls in the back.

05:48:23.940 Yeah, I was about to say that, too.

05:48:25.580 I don't think I look like that right now.

05:48:28.160 All right, next.

05:48:30.280 Oh.

05:48:31.380 Hey, Brooklyn, you might want to come back for this one, because...

05:48:34.700 He's actually...

05:48:35.300 Brooklyn, you're so handsome.

05:48:36.480 He's pretty sexy.

05:48:37.540 You're...

05:48:38.140 You know, we found you a guy.

05:48:40.040 Sorry, I'm gonna cry, baby.

05:48:41.220 No, you're good.

05:48:42.120 Come look at the male version of yourself. 1.00

05:48:43.500 I said, wait, while you were gone, Brooklyn, we talked a bunch of shit about you. 0.99

05:48:48.280 No, I'm just kidding. 0.99

05:48:49.580 Brian!

05:48:50.580 What?

05:48:51.700 What?

05:48:52.180 I'm just...

05:48:52.640 I'm joking. 0.99

05:48:53.260 We didn't talk shit about you. 0.98

05:48:54.460 I promised the table, when you came back, I would give you a compliment. 0.99

05:48:57.840 Yeah, stop hurting her.

05:48:58.920 It's just, I've never had it in person, so that's the first time, like, someone's rated

05:49:02.000 me in person, so I think I just...

05:49:03.260 No, but you...

05:49:03.920 And I cry easily.

05:49:04.660 Okay.

05:49:05.200 It's disorienting.

05:49:06.520 I'm, like, used to it in my comments, but it's never been in person.

05:49:09.200 I'll say this, okay?

05:49:11.140 I'll give you a compliment.

05:49:11.780 The girls begged me.

05:49:12.740 They begged me to give you a compliment.

05:49:14.120 We did not beg you.

05:49:14.480 He wanted to on his own volition.

05:49:16.120 He brought it up.

05:49:16.680 They begged me to give you a compliment, so I'll tell you this. 1.00

05:49:20.520 If you weren't an OnlyFans girl, I would definitely have sex with you. 1.00

05:49:25.440 Aw, Brian! 1.00

05:49:28.100 That's a very nice compliment.

05:49:29.920 See, I'm a nice guy.

05:49:31.140 There's a compliment in there somewhere.

05:49:32.080 See, isn't that wholesome?

05:49:33.360 Isn't that wholesome?

05:49:34.340 You know what?

05:49:35.120 Look, I think she's attractive. 0.99

05:49:37.460 Like, I...

05:49:37.960 You're gonna make her cry again.

05:49:39.460 But in a good way. 0.99

05:49:40.300 I would have carnal knowledge with her if she didn't do sex work. 1.00

05:49:47.440 Let's see how handsome you look as a man. 0.99

05:49:48.980 Look at you, being all stoic.

05:49:52.160 See, that was nice, right?

05:49:53.900 Kind of.

05:49:54.400 For you.

05:49:54.720 Sort of.

05:49:55.620 Honestly, I would take that any day.

05:49:57.980 Yeah, that's a big compliment.

05:49:59.840 Sorry.

05:50:00.240 Yes, such a compliment. 1.00

05:50:03.260 The toxic podcast host would fuck me. 1.00

05:50:06.820 Sorry. 1.00

05:50:07.380 Oh, I feel so much better.

05:50:09.920 This is the cutest thing ever.

05:50:11.900 So cute.

05:50:12.520 So cute.

05:50:13.440 Actually, this will be the catalyst.

05:50:16.420 That comment right there is the catalyst to get her to stop doing OnlyFans.

05:50:21.340 For you.

05:50:21.640 She's like, oh, yeah, I'm quitting making six figures a month for Chubby Brian.

05:50:29.000 She's gonna do it.

05:50:30.440 Aw, you saved her.

05:50:31.520 How much do you guys make, by the way, on OnlyFans, if you don't mind me?

05:50:34.820 Will you show me off the record after the show?

05:50:37.540 I'll show you off the record.

05:50:39.200 Yeah.

05:50:39.280 I won't be like, oh, last week Brooklyn made six figures.

05:50:42.800 I won't do that.

05:50:43.520 I think I'm like 0.2%.

05:50:47.620 Like, pretty high up there.

05:50:50.360 Pretty high up there?

05:50:51.400 Yeah.

05:50:51.820 Well, you got a lot of following on your Instagram there.

05:50:54.760 You got like 600,000 followers or something like that.

05:50:58.540 200.

05:50:59.260 You got a hundred.

05:51:01.100 260.

05:51:02.580 Oh, okay. 1.00

05:51:03.640 Oh, shit. 0.99

05:51:05.040 I'm up. 1.00

05:51:06.280 Fucking Leviathan over here, her fucking Instagram got nuked like before the show. 0.99

05:51:11.080 My other one, though, is good, too. 1.00

05:51:14.040 Yeah, she has a couple really good ones.

05:51:15.220 If you pay me $1,000, I could get it back for you.

05:51:17.960 I was going to say.

05:51:18.760 I actually have somebody working on it.

05:51:20.380 But, yeah, I lost my main account at $710, but my backup has $638, I think.

05:51:27.000 Would it be an L?

05:51:29.920 Like, what if I just started getting OF girls pregnant? 0.98

05:51:34.020 Oh.

05:51:34.860 Like, would that be an L?

05:51:35.760 This again?

05:51:36.480 I want another kid.

05:51:37.880 I'm kidding.

05:51:38.360 I'm kidding.

05:51:38.940 Okay.

05:51:39.400 Alex is volunteering right now.

05:51:41.000 Wow.

05:51:41.580 There you go.

05:51:42.480 Alex said if I ever get pregnant, she'll take my kid. 0.99

05:51:46.040 She seems to be, like, vague, vague posting about her labia situation, though.

05:51:50.300 So I don't know what to believe at this point. 1.00

05:51:52.860 Would you fuck her if she had a big labia? 1.00

05:51:54.740 Whoa, wait. 1.00

05:51:55.560 Pump the brakes there.

05:51:56.320 Let's just say I've seen it.

05:51:58.780 It's your type, okay?

05:52:00.080 But not in a bad way.

05:52:01.020 Would you have very nice interviews? 0.99

05:52:02.080 Women, you know, like, how guys lie about their dick size? 1.00

05:52:05.820 Like, for me, women lie about their labia, and they're like, oh, yeah, it's big. 1.00

05:52:11.220 And I'm like, and then I get fucking labia fish, and I'm there, and I'm like, look, I'll 0.99

05:52:15.500 still, like, I'll work with it. 0.99

05:52:17.000 I mean, she's an Audi.

05:52:19.140 Yeah.

05:52:19.700 She's an Audi.

05:52:20.020 You want, like, some bubble gum to chew on?

05:52:21.220 You know, no, but, like, look, women say they got an Audi, but it's, like, it's the 1.00

05:52:26.840 same thing as women who say they're good at sucking dick. 1.00

05:52:30.140 Every woman thinks she gives good head. 1.00

05:52:32.840 I do.

05:52:33.780 I think I do.

05:52:34.520 Not the case, okay?

05:52:35.660 Not the case.

05:52:36.100 It's not the case.

05:52:36.620 So I'm a good, I give good head.

05:52:39.400 Okay, lady. 0.99

05:52:40.940 Sure.

05:52:42.080 It's a little toothy, just gonna say.

05:52:43.580 I'm, hey, it was a little too much teeth.

05:52:45.260 You need to be more enthusiastic.

05:52:47.400 Yeah.

05:52:48.140 You gotta want it.

05:52:49.240 I mean, no.

05:52:49.840 Not enough spirit.

05:52:50.640 No amount of enthusiasm can overcome a toothy BJ, okay?

05:52:55.220 That's true.

05:52:55.700 In fact, an enthusiastic toothy BJ.

05:52:59.160 That's crazy.

05:52:59.560 Not a good experience.

05:53:02.340 So, yeah.

05:53:03.160 Okay, where were we?

05:53:04.440 Philadelphia.

05:53:05.260 Oh, yes.

05:53:05.920 Okay, go ahead.

05:53:08.680 Brooklyn.

05:53:09.620 Would you date, Brooklyn, would you date the male version of you? 1.00

05:53:12.740 I would.

05:53:13.260 Probably, yeah.

05:53:14.220 Probably, yeah?

05:53:14.760 Yeah.

05:53:15.680 It's hot.

05:53:16.360 It is hot.

05:53:16.980 Very.

05:53:17.240 I mean, so are you, but I'd date both.

05:53:20.640 Who do?

05:53:24.280 Wait, Brooklyn, you know?

05:53:25.780 Okay.

05:53:26.440 I have a friend.

05:53:27.380 I can't show his photo.

05:53:29.520 Uh, you look like him.

05:53:32.560 Well, dudes.

05:53:34.040 No, but, uh, like his, sorry, sorry.

05:53:36.100 Like his sister, you know?

05:53:38.340 I'm not saying you look like a man. 0.64

05:53:40.380 Oh, man.

05:53:41.080 You look like the female, like you could be the sister.

05:53:43.340 Yeah.

05:53:44.840 No, I'm not saying you look like a man.

05:53:46.200 I'm just saying you look like, and by the way, he's a handsome guy, okay?

05:53:48.700 Brooklyn?

05:53:50.140 Brooklyn, stay with me.

05:53:51.460 He's a handsome guy.

05:53:52.340 You missed it.

05:53:55.600 Mine looked like my brother.

05:53:56.960 Really?

05:53:57.540 Yeah.

05:53:57.900 Sorry, it's the autism, dude.

05:53:59.200 I'm sorry.

05:53:59.720 I'm sorry, Brooklyn.

05:53:59.760 You're so nice, Brian.

05:54:00.820 You're so kind.

05:54:02.160 Tell you, tell you what, Brooklyn.

05:54:03.500 I like, I like me the most. 1.00

05:54:04.040 I said, if you wouldn't be an OnlyFans girl, I wouldn't have sex with you. 1.00

05:54:07.840 He's revoking his statement. 1.00

05:54:08.740 I'll give you one, I'll give you one fuck, okay? 1.00

05:54:10.740 One fuck. 1.00

05:54:11.560 Oh, Brian. 1.00

05:54:13.180 You're so cute.

05:54:14.060 I'm kidding.

05:54:14.080 I'm a gentleman.

05:54:15.280 No, we do that.

05:54:15.720 It's going to make her feel so much better.

05:54:17.260 I know.

05:54:17.500 Oh, that's definitely going to resolve.

05:54:21.460 You're so kind.

05:54:24.000 Sorry, is it the best?

05:54:24.900 I feel like my jokes are not landing very well tonight.

05:54:27.620 My jokes are not.

05:54:28.420 We all hate you right now.

05:54:29.380 All hate me?

05:54:31.080 I don't know.

05:54:31.500 He just fed me peace.

05:54:31.940 I think Brooklyn is kind of in love with me, to be honest.

05:54:34.540 Secretly?

05:54:36.480 Secretly?

05:54:37.000 I don't know.

05:54:37.460 I don't know.

05:54:37.520 Have other girls cried on the pod?

05:54:52.260 What?

05:54:52.960 Have other girls cried on the pod?

05:54:55.000 I never want...

05:54:57.700 I think you made a girl cry one time.

05:54:59.520 I never seek out the cry.

05:55:01.960 I never tried, but it has happened.

05:55:04.200 Okay, good.

05:55:05.200 Was it your fault?

05:55:07.520 Um, I take full responsibility.

05:55:11.600 I'm not proud of it.

05:55:12.780 I'm not proud of it. 1.00

05:55:14.440 But that shit was my fault, probably. 0.99

05:55:16.500 Did you apologize? 0.99

05:55:17.020 No, that's not true.

05:55:18.560 Sometimes a woman is... 1.00

05:55:21.380 can be emotional.

05:55:22.940 Yeah, especially when it's that time of the month.

05:55:25.900 Is there something you want to tell us, Brooklyn?

05:55:27.960 I could just cry really easily.

05:55:29.400 I worked at Petco once, and my boss was like,

05:55:31.120 here, sit over here.

05:55:31.980 And I cried.

05:55:32.800 You sit over here?

05:55:33.920 Yeah, she was like, go sit over there. 0.84

05:55:34.920 And I cried, because her tone scared me.

05:55:38.320 I think I just cry easily.

05:55:39.460 Some people can be a bit sensitive, and that's okay.

05:55:41.980 You have a big heart.

05:55:42.900 You have a big heart.

05:55:44.280 And a bigger...

05:55:44.540 Well, sometimes people cry for real reasons.

05:55:46.420 I don't know how to finish that sentence. 0.95

05:55:48.220 Bigger labia. 0.98

05:55:48.980 Labia. 0.73

05:55:49.720 I was about to say that, too.

05:55:51.320 Labia.

05:55:51.720 Some people do cry for real reasons.

05:55:54.980 Okay.

05:55:55.540 All right.

05:55:55.960 Let's see here.

05:55:57.920 Where were we? 0.74

05:55:58.760 Oh, the frickin' things. 0.56

05:56:00.600 Next. 0.92

05:56:02.980 Okay.

05:56:03.640 Would you date the male version of yours?

05:56:04.620 That doesn't even look like me.

05:56:05.920 It looks like... 0.79

05:56:06.640 Gay? 0.92

05:56:08.100 That's not a picture of me. 0.95

05:56:09.060 The AI.

05:56:10.720 Okay.

05:56:11.100 Next.

05:56:13.000 Whoa.

05:56:13.540 Okay.

05:56:13.860 Wow. 0.99

05:56:14.220 Definitely gay. 0.99

05:56:15.900 I mean... 1.00

05:56:16.740 Hard smash. 0.99

05:56:17.720 Would you date him?

05:56:18.860 Really friendly.

05:56:19.400 Hard smash. 0.99

05:56:20.620 It's like they just cut my hair and gave me a beard, but valid.

05:56:23.380 He looks like he gives good hugs.

05:56:27.080 That's not a compliment.

05:56:28.420 He looks like you shouldn't leave him around children or pets.

05:56:32.060 Yeah.

05:56:33.660 Wait.

05:56:34.040 Can we see it again?

05:56:34.980 I love a ginger boy.

05:56:37.040 Next.

05:56:37.940 I think the hand.

05:56:38.960 Oh.

05:56:40.740 Is there me?

05:56:41.680 Is there one for me?

05:56:42.480 I don't know.

05:56:43.180 Oh, wait.

05:56:43.880 I got...

05:56:44.240 Okay.

05:56:44.460 I'll pay our good friend here another compliment.

05:56:46.900 You rated your body a five.

05:56:49.780 I think your body is more than five.

05:56:52.600 Thanks.

05:56:53.380 Who?

05:56:54.540 Brooklyn.

05:56:55.120 Brooklyn.

05:56:55.740 You're so nice.

05:56:56.900 You're getting so cute.

05:56:58.040 It is...

05:56:58.900 You know, look.

05:56:59.760 I don't know.

05:57:00.640 Are you getting soft on us?

05:57:02.500 No.

05:57:03.340 I feel...

05:57:03.740 Look.

05:57:03.920 She's crying.

05:57:04.500 I feel like I got a...

05:57:05.620 You know.

05:57:06.920 See, this is how women manipulate you. 1.00

05:57:08.840 This is how women manipulate you. 1.00

05:57:10.920 They start crying.

05:57:12.240 Oh, it's okay.

05:57:12.500 Wait.

05:57:12.620 Let me start crying.

05:57:13.240 Hold on.

05:57:13.260 Brooklyn's body is literally a tiny...

05:57:14.840 Okay.

05:57:15.060 Now, this one...

05:57:16.300 I don't fall for it.

05:57:16.800 This one...

05:57:18.000 I see through your games, but Brooklyn got me. 1.00

05:57:20.340 She fucking got me. 1.00

05:57:21.260 I see right through it. 1.00

05:57:22.760 Are you...

05:57:26.440 Who are you looking at?

05:57:27.240 Are you looking at Brooklyn or are you looking at me?

05:57:29.380 Who are you looking at?

05:57:30.860 Eyeballing her and looking at you.

05:57:32.280 That's crazy. 1.00

05:57:33.100 You mad dog in two people at the same time. 0.99

05:57:35.780 That's a skill. 1.00

05:57:36.500 Are you... 1.00

05:57:36.920 You got beef with my fucking girl, Brooklyn, over here? 1.00

05:57:39.200 What are you fucking doing? 1.00

05:57:40.340 Now I got beef with you. 1.00

05:57:41.520 That's right.

05:57:41.840 She's so chivalrous.

05:57:44.020 Let's see here.

05:57:44.860 Okay.

05:57:45.040 We're going to blast through some pre-show notes here.

05:57:47.960 We have...

05:57:48.920 Okay.

05:57:50.980 Char.

05:57:52.360 Yeah.

05:57:54.040 Charlotte, but Char.

05:57:55.180 You describe yourself as a certified super soaker. 1.00

05:58:01.200 Oh, shit. 1.00

05:58:03.060 Fuck me. 1.00

05:58:04.700 Yeah. 1.00

05:58:06.720 Okay.

05:58:07.680 Cool.

05:58:08.620 Yeah.

05:58:08.900 Let them know.

05:58:09.560 Let them know.

05:58:10.240 Ten.

05:58:11.580 Let us know.

05:58:12.480 So, do you want, like, a little example?

05:58:17.440 Squirt on the table.

05:58:18.540 I mean, you're going to have to pay for carpet cleaning.

05:58:20.040 No.

05:58:20.540 I meant, like, a little story.

05:58:21.880 Like, story time.

05:58:23.260 I didn't mean, like, an actual physical reference.

05:58:25.900 I mean...

05:58:26.480 I mean, if y'all want to see that, go to my Twitter.

05:58:28.500 Off camera right now.

05:58:30.040 You act like you haven't.

05:58:32.460 Wait.

05:58:32.860 Sorry.

05:58:33.240 Are you looking at me?

05:58:33.860 I swear. 1.00

05:58:34.320 Oh, motherfucker. 1.00

05:58:35.260 Yes. 1.00

05:58:35.400 I'm sorry.

05:58:36.320 Yes.

05:58:36.860 I don't know if you're actually asking me sometimes.

05:58:39.360 It's crazy.

05:58:40.560 Can we get her up? 0.66

05:58:41.560 I told you I needed to bring the eyepatch out.

05:58:44.780 You should have brought the pirate with the skull on it.

05:58:47.280 I don't know.

05:58:48.500 I think the eyepatch is kind of hot.

05:58:50.560 Like, it's a good look.

05:58:51.540 I've heard that a lot, actually.

05:58:53.040 Like, I feel like if I had an eyepatch, I would crush it with the women. 1.00

05:58:57.140 It's mysterious.

05:58:57.820 Like, I feel like they'd be like, oh, is he a pirate or what happened?

05:59:02.260 Anyways, whatever.

05:59:03.100 Okay.

05:59:04.740 Let's see.

05:59:05.340 We'll skip the super soaker story.

05:59:07.540 Cool.

05:59:08.240 Yeah. 1.00

05:59:08.420 You said your last boyfriend was a serial narcissist, catfish, liar. 0.99

05:59:14.440 He claimed to be a cuckold, but he got super jealous. 1.00

05:59:17.940 Yeah.

05:59:18.620 You'd get near a man.

05:59:20.000 Anytime you would get near a man that was white.

05:59:22.620 Yeah.

05:59:23.300 Was he black?

05:59:24.180 No, he's white. 1.00

05:59:25.740 So, like, his kink, like, as a cuckold was, like, he was obsessed with watching me fuck black men. 1.00

05:59:32.420 Oh, my God. 1.00

05:59:33.220 And he, I even at one point may or may not have had a video of him sucking a black man's dick. 1.00

05:59:40.360 I don't have any more. 1.00

05:59:41.660 What the fuck? 1.00

05:59:42.240 Yeah, no, seriously. 1.00

05:59:43.120 I don't have any more.

05:59:44.040 But that's, he's the whole reason I got into content.

05:59:46.720 I wasn't planning on doing it.

05:59:48.300 It just, at first it was, like, me and him.

05:59:51.280 And then he kind of slowly.

05:59:54.000 Yeah.

05:59:54.320 Yeah.

05:59:54.860 Huh?

05:59:55.880 Huh?

05:59:56.500 Huh?

05:59:57.100 Yeah, huh? 1.00

05:59:57.940 So, he sucked more than one black penis? 1.00

06:00:02.380 From what other people have told me as well in his high school life, yes. 1.00

06:00:07.100 Oh, man.

06:00:08.580 Yes.

06:00:10.400 Yeah.

06:00:11.320 Okay.

06:00:14.600 Catfish, too.

06:00:15.960 What do you mean, catfish?

06:00:17.440 So, he pretends.

06:00:19.140 So, my first year at AVN, it's Adult Video Network, I met, like, this porn star that I've

06:00:23.800 been a big fan of for many years.

06:00:26.060 Anyways, I get, like, an email from her a couple months later.

06:00:30.600 Took me about a year to actually get solid proof that it was my ex-boyfriend at the time.

06:00:35.960 Pretending to be a whole, like, porn star trying to be my friend.

06:00:39.060 Like, was actually texting me every day for about a year.

06:00:42.480 And I just, I had, like, thoughts that it was him. 0.98

06:00:45.340 Because some of the shit he said, I was like, there had to be. 1.00

06:00:47.340 But, like, he was pretty good at hiding shit and worked at Verizon. 1.00

06:00:50.540 So, he had, was a manager. 1.00

06:00:52.340 So, he had ways to check, change his number and do a bunch of crazy shit. 1.00

06:00:58.600 Wow. 1.00

06:00:59.400 Yeah. 1.00

06:00:59.940 That is fucked up. 1.00

06:01:01.720 Uh-huh. 1.00

06:01:02.220 You said he was also 5'6 and bald.

06:01:04.880 Yes.

06:01:05.560 Yep.

06:01:05.940 And then, so you write, it makes sense.

06:01:08.060 This is what you wrote.

06:01:09.280 Makes sense why he would be jealous of other white women.

06:01:12.340 Yeah.

06:01:13.520 Okay.

06:01:13.920 And, like, it's funny because, like, his, all his friends are bald, too.

06:01:22.520 So, like, it makes sense.

06:01:23.540 They all hopped on the wave after he went bald, so.

06:01:26.980 I see.

06:01:27.580 I see.

06:01:28.860 Uh, okay.

06:01:31.120 Faith.

06:01:33.460 Faith?

06:01:35.380 Faith.

06:01:35.960 Yeah.

06:01:36.240 I'm here.

06:01:36.780 Uh, you said in your notes, the one person prior to my marriage, the mother of my, the

06:01:43.740 mother of my ex?

06:01:45.120 Oh, the mother of your ex broke up with you for him. 0.99

06:01:51.440 Mm-hmm.

06:01:52.260 So, you were dating a guy and his, instead of him breaking up with you, the mom broke up

06:01:56.300 with you for his, for her son.

06:01:59.760 That's correct.

06:02:00.820 How old was this?

06:02:01.980 How old were you?

06:02:02.440 Um, maybe, like, 16 or 17.

06:02:10.260 He was a year older.

06:02:11.340 Oh, okay.

06:02:11.660 So, okay.

06:02:12.660 Mm-hmm.

06:02:13.840 Still weird, but it's, like, and you, you were both 16?

06:02:19.580 No, he's a year older.

06:02:21.180 He was a year older.

06:02:22.000 So, you were 16, he was 17?

06:02:23.520 Yeah.

06:02:23.920 About.

06:02:24.120 Or 17 and 18, something like that.

06:02:25.580 Okay.

06:02:25.740 So, he's, like, you're both living at home, you're both in high school.

06:02:28.460 Well, if it was a 25-year-old, that would be really peculiar.

06:02:34.460 Still kind of peculiar, like, even at that age, but it makes a bit more sense.

06:02:40.040 You said it would be really interesting if the opportunity allowed for the table to be

06:02:43.680 turned and Brian to be asked questions and the chance to get to know more about him and

06:02:49.140 his experiences.

06:02:49.760 Maybe we did that a little bit, but I'm down to do more if you had things that you wanted

06:02:56.340 to.

06:02:56.780 Uh, yeah, you, we did a, a bit.

06:02:59.600 Um, are, are you dating somebody?

06:03:02.520 I do not, uh, reveal my, uh, dating situation, but, um.

06:03:11.640 The other thing I was curious about, how did you get into this podcast?

06:03:15.620 What, what inspired you?

06:03:16.860 Uh, when, I mean, I have strong opinions about dating, so, yeah, and I, I'd been doing YouTube

06:03:27.020 before this, and I thought, oh, this would be, like, fun and interesting, and I think

06:03:30.940 people would be interested in it, and I think it'd be successful, so, uh, yeah.

06:03:36.100 Did you have experience with social media prior to this?

06:03:40.120 Yeah, well, I mean, I, the podcast I started in 2020, mid-2022, but I've been doing YouTube

06:03:45.460 since 2012, so I did, like, completely different content, though.

06:03:49.420 I wasn't podcasting.

06:03:50.680 I was doing these, like, kind of prank social experiment videos back in 2012, and, yeah.

06:03:57.460 Dang.

06:03:58.060 I was 12 years old.

06:03:59.360 So, I'm an OG.

06:04:00.660 I'm an OG. 1.00

06:04:01.460 I've been doing this shit for a minute. 0.99

06:04:02.720 Can I wear the hat? 1.00

06:04:05.840 No.

06:04:06.580 Why?

06:04:07.960 Uh, here, hit a bow, and I'll think about it.

06:04:10.980 Really?

06:04:12.520 Hit the bow.

06:04:13.040 Yeah, I just said it.

06:04:14.120 Okay, okay. 1.00

06:04:15.800 That was so dog shit. 1.00

06:04:17.480 No, it wasn't! 1.00

06:04:18.380 Here, you know what? 0.99

06:04:19.520 That was such a fucking bad bow. 0.99

06:04:21.360 No, it wasn't! 0.99

06:04:22.160 I thought it was the same thing! 0.97

06:04:23.600 That was so fucking disrespectful, what you just did. 0.98

06:04:26.040 I want you, wear this, and stand in the corner, and think about what you've done. 0.99

06:04:31.580 Think about what you just did.

06:04:32.980 Stand in the corner.

06:04:34.000 She's obedient.

06:04:34.700 And then spin, spin the, spin that thing.

06:04:37.460 Spin it.

06:04:38.200 Spin it.

06:04:38.560 No, don't look at me.

06:04:39.400 Look in the corner.

06:04:42.240 That was not bad.

06:04:44.320 How the turntables have...

06:04:48.680 I just, the dommy mommy just got... 1.00

06:04:51.200 Domied. 0.93

06:04:52.560 Domied. 0.93

06:04:53.600 That was good.

06:04:54.060 That was crazy.

06:04:54.600 That was good.

06:04:55.040 Uh-huh.

06:04:55.780 No.

06:04:56.560 Why?

06:04:57.580 Hey, maybe she's the switch after all.

06:04:58.740 She's the switch. 1.00

06:04:59.540 She's the fucking switch. 1.00

06:05:01.300 All right. 1.00

06:05:02.140 Did you see that obedience?

06:05:03.560 I was about to say.

06:05:05.140 Back.

06:05:06.140 Turn back.

06:05:07.820 Turn, now, okay, now she's being bratty, because I just called it out. 1.00

06:05:11.960 Turn back into the corner.

06:05:13.260 Look into the corner.

06:05:14.640 Good.

06:05:15.700 All right, think about what you did.

06:05:17.780 In fact, wait, no.

06:05:20.060 I won't put you in the corner, Brooklyn.

06:05:22.720 Really?

06:05:23.700 Really?

06:05:23.980 Now she wants me to put her in the corner. 1.00

06:05:26.320 Brooklyn, go in the corner and think about...

06:05:28.520 Okay.

06:05:29.420 All right.

06:05:30.500 Was there anything else, Faith?

06:05:31.640 I'm like, you need to go in the corner and think about...

06:05:33.620 Hey, I was a gentleman.

06:05:36.140 And a scholar.

06:05:36.820 Thank you for feeding us.

06:05:38.060 I appreciate that.

06:05:39.380 You're welcome.

06:05:40.000 There's cookies back there.

06:05:41.060 You guys had...

06:05:41.580 Who had a cookie?

06:05:42.920 They're good, right?

06:05:43.780 They're good.

06:05:44.080 Really good.

06:05:44.640 A lot of cookies.

06:05:45.600 So I'll have to save it for the next people.

06:05:47.160 Anything else, Faith?

06:05:47.940 Good question for Brian.

06:05:50.500 Name three countries.

06:05:52.100 We'll get to that.

06:05:52.940 Does it float?

06:05:54.640 Oh, my God.

06:05:55.680 You still haven't answered that.

06:05:57.180 You didn't test it out yet?

06:05:59.220 Where?

06:06:00.420 Isn't there a bag?

06:06:01.080 Hey, get the...

06:06:01.900 Okay, sit back down. 1.00

06:06:04.040 Sit down, motherfucker. 1.00

06:06:06.800 Sit down. 1.00

06:06:07.520 Yo, I didn't even...

06:06:10.040 With my vision, I should have seen that.

06:06:11.760 I didn't.

06:06:12.780 So that kind of...

06:06:14.200 Look, everybody deserves a...

06:06:17.400 Never mind. 0.97

06:06:18.580 A spanking? 0.98

06:06:19.600 No. 0.98

06:06:20.160 Do you want us to line up for you?

06:06:21.680 We will.

06:06:22.280 And what?

06:06:23.920 Spank train.

06:06:27.200 Wait, what? 1.00

06:06:27.920 Where the fuck did that come from? 0.99

06:06:30.460 Okay, Brooklyn. 1.00

06:06:31.720 Let's see here.

06:06:32.640 Brooklyn, your notes.

06:06:33.800 You've dated men both...

06:06:35.400 Sorry.

06:06:36.520 What was that?

06:06:37.800 It's mine.

06:06:39.760 Okay.

06:06:40.280 You've dated men both before and after starting OF.

06:06:43.040 The biggest difference wasn't how men treated me.

06:06:46.220 It was how honest they were up front.

06:06:48.440 Some men who publicly criticize OF were privately the most curious or interested,

06:06:53.280 which completely changed how I view the sincerity of that criticism.

06:06:58.860 You know, like, a lot of hate comments that I received, they also follow me.

06:07:01.700 So it's like they want to keep watching.

06:07:03.180 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

06:07:04.160 You know, stuff like that, or, like...

06:07:06.520 Sometimes they say they don't like it, but then they actually are really fascinated by it.

06:07:12.320 Well, I've seen that.

06:07:14.540 I've seen these guys.

06:07:16.000 I mean, like, the reality is, like, you probably even on your OnlyFans, you might even get men

06:07:21.540 who message you hate comments on your OnlyFans, and they're, like, subbed to you and sending you money.

06:07:26.180 So I do definitely think that that's a phenomenon.

06:07:28.860 So, I mean, of course, these guys are...

06:07:30.980 I think a lot of guys, I mean, exactly what you wrote.

06:07:39.200 They publicly criticize OF, but, yeah, privately.

06:07:42.640 Like, of course, the guys are, like, oh, she's an attractive woman. 1.00

06:07:47.380 I want to fuck her. 1.00

06:07:48.460 Like, so, yeah. 1.00

06:07:49.760 Like, look, with the hate that a lot of these women get, one, it's probably fair to say that, realistically speaking, 1.00

06:08:01.900 a lot of these girls wouldn't even, like, give a guy a glance like that. 1.00

06:08:07.980 They wouldn't even look in his direction.

06:08:09.440 But they definitely, like, if they had a chance with the girl, they'd definitely be about it.

06:08:17.120 I think most men.

06:08:19.620 I don't think a lot of people who claim to be principled on that issue would...

06:08:24.120 Yeah, I got people sending me, I'm watching Nick Fuentes in the OnlyFans DMs.

06:08:29.060 I'm like, oh.

06:08:30.300 It seems like...

06:08:31.200 Interesting.

06:08:33.260 That seems like the female version, I mean, the male version of the, even the tweet that we saw,

06:08:39.440 in the Nick video, where it's, I feel like people will, women will mock men for, like, 0.96

06:08:46.520 asking them out, and men will mock women for doing, like, OnlyFans or whatever, but there's

06:08:51.020 kind of this general need to feel superior, that even if it's out of touch with reality,

06:08:58.320 even if that's not how they truly, like, legitimately feel, they'll make those comments

06:09:03.720 because it just makes them feel better about themselves to hate on potentials of the other

06:09:08.440 genders.

06:09:08.740 It's definitely a reflection of how they feel of themselves, for sure, and it helps them

06:09:14.420 feel better, and a lot of people, like, actually sit online all day and just hate because they

06:09:18.920 hate themselves so much.

06:09:20.280 Oh, yeah.

06:09:21.760 Word.

06:09:23.020 Word.

06:09:24.200 Okay.

06:09:24.840 We have, what else from Brooklyn?

06:09:27.140 You wanted to discuss whether men actually want traditional women, or if they just want

06:09:32.480 the authority that comes with tradition without providing the stability that traditionally

06:09:36.620 came with it.

06:09:38.120 Further thoughts on that, Brooklyn?

06:09:41.600 Sorry, I forgot I wrote this.

06:09:43.400 Was it your manager, Brooklyn?

06:09:45.080 No, I don't do anything.

06:09:46.080 Was it your manager who wrote that?

06:09:50.220 Wait, could you say it again?

06:09:51.180 Uh, yes.

06:09:56.960 Or we can skip.

06:09:58.820 We can skip.

06:09:59.560 I'm down.

06:09:59.620 You disagree with the idea that OnlyFans models are inherently damaged, misled, or make

06:10:05.300 irrational life choices.

06:10:06.960 I am.

06:10:07.340 You think the viewpoint removes agency from women and assumes they're incapable of making

06:10:12.240 strategic decisions about their bodies, finances, and long-term goals.

06:10:17.020 You're open to debating whether it's right for everyone, but you reject the idea that

06:10:21.260 it's automatically immoral, desperate, or incompatible with healthy relationships.

06:10:26.820 So, I think you could be doing, like, I don't think you, like, I think you can do OnlyFans

06:10:33.660 and not do it because you're desperate, and, like, I think you can also have a good relationship

06:10:38.060 while doing it as well.

06:10:40.460 I know people in relationships who do OnlyFans, a lot of them are married as well.

06:10:46.340 Sure.

06:10:46.960 So, I definitely don't think it's always that.

06:10:50.460 By the way, guys, we're, oh, I think, did, did we get a raid?

06:10:54.420 Yo, chat, did we get a raid?

06:10:55.460 I might have missed it.

06:10:56.860 Maybe, I'm assuming Andrew maybe raided us.

06:11:00.240 It might have been, like, 30 minutes ago or something.

06:11:02.160 It's a raid.

06:11:03.460 Like a YouTube raid.

06:11:05.140 Guys, we're dropping the TTS to $69 for the rest of the show.

06:11:10.780 $69 if you want to get a TTS in.

06:11:13.880 That's dreamlabs.com slash whatever.

06:11:18.820 Thank you, Andrew, for the raid.

06:11:20.120 I'm sure I must have missed it.

06:11:21.940 My bad.

06:11:23.020 But thank you, man.

06:11:24.240 Appreciate it.

06:11:24.800 Thank you.

06:11:25.100 Thank you.

06:11:26.120 Hold on.

06:11:26.700 Let me get that all set up. 0.96

06:11:28.400 While you set that up, I was wondering if you agree with Kerting.

06:11:33.260 I think that in terms of moral culpability for individuals performing sex work, you have

06:11:43.880 to take into consideration.

06:11:46.300 I don't know.

06:11:46.920 I think that for a lot of people, the feminism movement pushed stuff as empowerment that wasn't 0.99

06:11:58.360 empowerment.

06:11:58.740 I think that a lot of women have been deceived into believing that some things are no big deal, like intimacy is no big deal. 0.59

06:12:11.560 For me personally, it's incredibly important because, once again, it's the closest thing that you can do with another person.

06:12:19.960 It's literally, it's two becoming one.

06:12:21.900 I know that not everyone feels that way, but I don't think that doing OnlyFans necessarily equates to a moral wrong for the individual performing.

06:12:43.420 I do think that OnlyFans in general is a negative, as I do believe most sex work has a negative impact on society because I think it degrades human connections.

06:12:54.080 I believe that there are probably some happy marriages.

06:12:58.500 I believe that there are probably more people that end up being harmed by the production of porn.

06:13:08.280 So it's a double-edged sword. 1.00

06:13:11.100 I think that a lot of people basically just think that it means that you're a shit person, and I don't believe that. 0.99

06:13:17.980 I think there's a lot of good people. 0.99

06:13:19.080 I think that some people do it because they need to.

06:13:22.140 I think some people do it because they want to.

06:13:24.580 I think some people recognize the hurt and try not to think about it, and because a lot of people can't admit that they're wrong, especially as they get older, because they were so staunchly advocating for something that it's doubly embarrassed.

06:13:41.580 It's literally easier to keep going than it is to backtrack.

06:13:44.560 But I think that being able to admit that you're wrong is one of the coolest things that you can do.

06:13:54.480 So once again, you seem like a lovely person, and you're gorgeous, and I have absolutely no judgment on your value or your moral whatever based on your career.

06:14:18.340 But I do think that you are likely incurring damage from your career, and I do think that it might not be relevant to you now, but I do believe that it will be relevant to you in the future.

06:14:30.460 And my heart breaks for that, like genuinely.

06:14:32.620 As somebody that personally would most likely get disowned by family and honestly most friends for possibly being in that industry,

06:14:51.440 I'd like to know if everyone's comfortable sharing their relationships with family and friends since they've started OnlyFans.

06:14:59.260 Oh, I still got a great relationship with my parents.

06:15:03.240 Wait, are you not in?

06:15:04.760 No, no, no.

06:15:05.480 She doesn't do OHF. 1.00

06:15:06.440 No.

06:15:06.740 And none of it?

06:15:07.800 Nothing close.

06:15:08.480 Oh, okay.

06:15:09.760 No.

06:15:10.940 Sorry, I thought you did.

06:15:12.200 No, it's okay.

06:15:13.080 So has the sex work had an impact on your relationship with your parents?

06:15:16.540 Mm-mm.

06:15:17.440 Mom or dad?

06:15:18.280 Nope.

06:15:18.580 Okay, what about you?

06:15:19.500 No, they say as long as it's...

06:15:20.820 Do they know?

06:15:21.740 Yeah.

06:15:22.560 They say as long as it's consensual and I'm not hitting my boundaries and they're like, we don't...

06:15:29.220 I don't know how they say this, actually.

06:15:32.260 So your dad and your mom know?

06:15:34.120 I think my parents have benefited more than lack of.

06:15:37.560 Yeah.

06:15:37.780 How about when first finding out?

06:15:40.380 Or was it something that you told them before they could find out or something that they found?

06:15:45.040 No, I told them.

06:15:45.620 I was like, this is what it is.

06:15:47.240 And then it's kind of like, oh, well, you make this much money.

06:15:51.920 And then it's kind of like, all right, well, let me help you now that I'm making this amount of money since you've helped me in the past.

06:15:57.700 And I've given my parents loans.

06:15:59.600 I've paid off their cars.

06:16:01.300 I've given them this, this, and that.

06:16:04.120 This was the first year I've ever got to actually buy anyone a Christmas gift.

06:16:08.880 I grew up in a trailer park with zero money.

06:16:12.480 So I think that's a huge difference between, you know, silver platter plate and someone who's, all right, well, now here's your silver platter plate.

06:16:23.260 What are you going to do with it?

06:16:24.920 And I was like, well, I could do a bunch of stuff with it.

06:16:27.300 And it's just like, there's anything you can give back.

06:16:29.380 And so morally speaking, you could say, yeah, it's dirt money.

06:16:32.480 You can call it blood money.

06:16:34.460 You can call it this, this, and that.

06:16:35.560 But, I mean, at the end of the day, I'm not hurting anyone.

06:16:39.280 Yeah.

06:16:39.400 My parents support me as well.

06:16:42.640 They'll actually make TikToks with me, which is fun.

06:16:46.560 My dad did not support me at first.

06:16:48.700 He was obviously very upset, which is so understandable.

06:16:52.580 I didn't get to tell him.

06:16:54.000 Somebody, I have a theory, who from my high school sent him pictures of me.

06:16:59.760 So that was lovely.

06:17:03.020 Yeah.

06:17:03.620 My parents.

06:17:04.240 What about you?

06:17:05.280 Yeah.

06:17:07.260 Sorry.

06:17:07.660 My mom, like, I taught, like, she supports me.

06:17:12.680 I would say, like, she does know every single thing I do.

06:17:15.180 I do let her know.

06:17:16.140 She doesn't necessarily support the lifestyle, but she says as long as, like, basically as

06:17:20.260 I'm happy, as I want to do it.

06:17:21.480 I mean, she supports me.

06:17:22.820 I don't talk to my dad.

06:17:23.940 So that's, yeah.

06:17:24.980 Is it related to the sex work or other reasons?

06:17:28.020 Other reasons, yeah.

06:17:29.040 Brooklyn?

06:17:29.780 So I was in college when I started.

06:17:31.360 It was my senior year.

06:17:32.220 And I hid it from my family, and I was still working my minimum wage job trying to hide

06:17:36.120 it.

06:17:36.640 But a tax statement came in, and my parents found out through that way.

06:17:40.580 And they were really upset at first.

06:17:42.280 They were threatening to kick me out and everything.

06:17:44.720 But now I feel like I'm closer than I've ever been with them.

06:17:47.700 And I can help my family and my grandma with dementia.

06:17:50.200 I think my family nags me, because they're like, are you getting stalked?

06:17:54.080 Are you getting stalked?

06:17:54.640 I'm getting stalked.

06:17:55.100 Make sure you look behind you.

06:17:57.300 They, like, don't want me walking out.

06:17:58.740 That's, like, the worst part, because I'd rather people hurt me, not my family.

06:18:02.860 Well, they just want to, like, make, yeah, they care about my safety.

06:18:05.980 They're like, make sure you're not getting stalked.

06:18:07.320 Don't post.

06:18:08.420 Do you think it would be wrong for a father to disown his daughter for being a sex worker?

06:18:20.040 I think it would be wrong.

06:18:20.980 You think that's wrong?

06:18:21.940 You should love your child.

06:18:23.740 No matter what?

06:18:24.680 Yeah.

06:18:25.340 Well, maybe if they became a mass shooter, then probably not.

06:18:27.840 But, like, so let's say you're the parent.

06:18:30.980 And you could be the mom.

06:18:31.940 You could be the father, whatever.

06:18:33.180 You're the parent.

06:18:34.780 And this is so against what you want for your child, so against just your own values and what you believe in.

06:18:43.360 And you've attempted to guide them in a different direction.

06:18:48.120 Maybe you've even, okay, they started for money reasons.

06:18:51.780 You tell them, no, it's not worth it.

06:18:54.520 Even if you're going to buy me a car, you're going to buy me all these things.

06:18:57.640 It's not worth it for me as your father for you to do this, even if I have to be in a financially bad position myself.

06:19:08.640 I'd rather be in a financially bad position than for you to do this.

06:19:12.160 I'd rather help you financially if I have the means to do it.

06:19:18.320 So, I don't know.

06:19:20.660 I guess the question is, I don't know where I was going with that, actually.

06:19:25.540 I lost my train of thought.

06:19:26.200 I think your parent being, your child being an only guy. 0.52

06:19:28.900 Yeah, like you're disowning the...

06:19:30.600 I think it's wrong.

06:19:31.520 Where I was going was, was if you want to correct it.

06:19:35.640 So, basically, you're the parent and you're like, I do not want them doing this.

06:19:41.660 If you ultimately accept it, she's gone.

06:19:47.220 Well, she's going to continue down that path. 0.99

06:19:50.580 So, I think you should attempt to exhaust all other options until you arrive at disown.

06:19:56.960 So, it's like, okay, why are you doing this?

06:19:58.620 Is it for financial reasons?

06:20:00.480 Do you have a drug?

06:20:01.140 Like, I'm not saying OnlyFans girls do it for drug problems. 1.00

06:20:04.220 But it's like, okay, do you really need to do it for money?

06:20:08.760 Do you want to come back, live at home?

06:20:10.660 Can we financially support you?

06:20:12.360 Or what are we doing?

06:20:13.340 Are we not enough?

06:20:14.860 Oh, you want to buy a designer bag?

06:20:16.300 That's why you want to be a hoe? 1.00

06:20:18.680 You want a bag?

06:20:22.140 I'm not going to buy you a bag. 1.00

06:20:23.520 But that's a dumb fucking reason to go do OF. 1.00

06:20:26.980 So that you could buy a bag or a fucking fancy car. 1.00

06:20:30.720 Because you're trading something. 0.99

06:20:33.180 You're trading something.

06:20:35.460 And so, I think you don't immediately disown.

06:20:39.960 But that should be reserved as an option.

06:20:44.160 Like, maybe that might work.

06:20:46.300 That's a very conditional way to love.

06:20:49.140 But it's like, what other option do I have if this is so contradictory to my value set and what I want for my daughter who I love and care about?

06:21:00.220 So, if it means, like, I think.

06:21:03.440 And it comes down to how you love.

06:21:05.600 That's conditional love.

06:21:07.040 But I think that, I think shame is a powerful thing.

06:21:11.280 I think the ability to, like, there's a component of a social fabric here where if we don't enforce a degree of social shame or stigma on these things, then it's just, it's free game, fair game for everybody.

06:21:35.980 Well, you cannot like what they do without disowning them.

06:21:38.780 Like, you can wish they do something else.

06:21:40.140 What mechanism as a parent do I have to attempt to prevent my daughter from doing something that I think.

06:21:48.040 So, what I'm doing here is I'm thinking, how can I protect my daughter?

06:21:51.740 How can I prevent her from what I view as making a catastrophic mistake?

06:21:57.360 How can I stop that?

06:21:58.660 And there really is very little, you know, when she's an adult, I can do, obviously, when you're an adult, you're your own individual, you can move away.

06:22:08.560 I have really no, I personally think parents should have influence in their children's lives, honestly, throughout their life.

06:22:16.180 Parents should be a guiding force and there should be a level of influence.

06:22:20.680 And I think children, even when they're adults, should show a degree of respect to their parents.

06:22:27.280 But I think that I can't think of a reason beyond the other steps I mentioned to, I think, I'm not doing this from a selfish perspective.

06:22:42.700 I'm doing it from, I think this is a mistake for my daughter to do.

06:22:46.480 I'd want to protect her.

06:22:48.420 That's still conditional.

06:22:49.260 Well, I, well, yeah, but, okay, how do, what leverage do I have as the father?

06:22:56.740 Absence, like, is it really worth it for you? 0.99

06:22:59.900 Is it worth it for you, my daughter, to destroy the, destroy, destroy the relationship with the family so you can fucking make some money? 1.00

06:23:09.780 Is that worth it to you? 0.99

06:23:11.080 If I give you the ultimatum, is it worth it?

06:23:14.740 The ultimatum?

06:23:15.580 And I hope the answer is no.

06:23:17.500 The ultimatum of, like, this is my last straw, like, you're out of my life.

06:23:22.620 The ultimatum is, why are you doing OnlyFans?

06:23:23.980 If it's for money, come back and live at home.

06:23:26.340 We're going to take care of your basic necessities and we're going to, maybe we can help you get a job.

06:23:30.900 Uh, maybe we can be proactive about helping you, but you, you don't, you don't need, like, man, why are you guys chasing this materialism? 0.99

06:23:42.600 What are you going to buy, a fucking Lamborghini? 0.99

06:23:44.500 Congratulations. 1.00

06:23:45.660 But it's like, look, I'm, I'm speaking on the perspective of if and or when I have a daughter, the steps that I would take.

06:23:54.440 So it's not an immediate, well, hopefully she comes to me and she says, dad, I'm thinking about this.

06:23:59.640 Well, hopefully, actually, it's never even a conversation because, you know, either I've raised her right.

06:24:06.340 Look, but also I, I, I think it can be the case that you can do everything correct as a parent and people are the individuals.

06:24:13.980 People have agency.

06:24:15.080 They can end up making decisions. 1.00

06:24:16.820 You could be a great parent and your kid could still fuck up. 0.99

06:24:20.060 Your kid, your kid could still end up on drugs. 1.00

06:24:22.280 Your kid could still end up, you know, doing whatever, whatever, whatever, um, end up a criminal, doing sex work, whatever it is.

06:24:28.680 And so I think she, ideally, she comes to me before she even thinks about starting.

06:24:35.500 And then it's a, it's a persuasion.

06:24:38.360 You shouldn't do it because all these reasons.

06:24:40.660 But what if you can't persuade her?

06:24:42.140 Is that when you say you would disown?

06:24:43.700 Then it's like, no, then it goes to, okay, you're doing, you want, you've made your decision.

06:24:48.480 You're going to do it.

06:24:49.660 Uh, now I'm not just telling you the bad reasons you want to do it for financial reasons.

06:24:53.860 Okay.

06:24:54.460 Come back and live at home and your, your basic needs will be taken care of.

06:25:00.080 If you can't stop, what would you do?

06:25:01.580 Like my situation was different.

06:25:02.940 So I got leaked, like hacked and leaked and I was getting blackmailed and doxxed.

06:25:07.440 And what would your opinion be on that?

06:25:09.300 That happened to your daughter.

06:25:10.200 So first off, that's a terrible thing.

06:25:11.920 It's a crime.

06:25:13.000 Whoever's doing that should be prosecuted to the fullest, uh, to the fullest extent of the law.

06:25:17.860 I'm not sure in some States they're lagging behind on the revenge porn thing, but, um, that's a hundred percent wrong.

06:25:27.340 I don't know if the right move, if you've been a victim of, uh, revenge porn or somebody leaking your nudes is to just like, well, okay, I guess I'm going to just start doing sex work.

06:25:43.260 Now I don't know if, uh, and then I, I question the, the legitimacy of that a little bit, I want to say, but I don't know.

06:25:53.280 Um, it sounds a bit like cope.

06:25:55.800 I'm not, I'm not saying you're lying that that happened.

06:26:00.400 I'll take your word for it, but it seems a bit like cope.

06:26:03.640 It seems like a justification.

06:26:04.960 Like, okay, this happened.

06:26:06.580 And well, I guess I can make a fuck ton of money on only fans now.

06:26:10.640 I mean, again, it's terrible that that happened. 0.99

06:26:13.960 That's fucked up. 0.99

06:26:14.700 People shouldn't be doing that. 1.00

06:26:15.900 People should absolutely not. 1.00

06:26:17.140 That's fucking disgusting. 1.00

06:26:18.600 Um, uh, the, the idea that look, even if a girl did you dirty, you don't, there's certain lines you don't cross, right? 1.00

06:26:26.540 You know, look, also if someone fucks you over the, the best revenge is just moving on with your life and just having, uh, you know, improving yourself and, uh, just fucking never talking to them again.

06:26:40.780 But, uh, I mean, probably not a good idea to commit a crime. 0.98

06:26:46.540 Yeah.

06:26:47.120 So, I mean, okay.

06:26:48.800 Well, sometimes it just happens.

06:26:50.540 No, so, I mean, it's terrible that that happens, but I don't know if like in all instances of a woman being victim of revenge porn or leaked nudes, I don't think the pathway is like, well, I guess I got to become a sex worker.

06:27:07.220 I mean, again, it's a bad thing that that happened, but, um, yeah. 0.99

06:27:12.780 So, but I think for me, it would be, okay, if my daughter told me that, I'm like, the fuck did you just tell me? 0.96

06:27:23.900 Okay, you're at fucking college, you're moving fucking back home, you're back under my authority, we're gonna take care of you, and it's gonna be good, we're gonna watch, we're gonna fucking watch movies, you know, we're gonna watch some Netflix and shit, and you're gonna be under my, back under my authority. 0.98

06:27:40.400 You don't have kids, do you? 0.99

06:27:41.320 By the way, I've, I'm homeschooling my kids. 1.00

06:27:44.520 Fucking college? 0.99

06:27:46.180 Nah. 0.99

06:27:46.740 By the way, probably by the time I have kids that are college age, who knows what society even looks like? 0.99

06:27:52.160 It's probably gonna be fucking AI, who's gonna have fucking jobs, who knows? 0.99

06:27:55.360 But anyways, that's another conversation. 0.99

06:27:56.660 Brian, I fear if your daughter is thinking about starting OnlyFans, she's not gonna listen to you when you tell her to come home and to live with you.

06:28:04.340 Speaking from experience, if your daughter is the type of person to start OnlyFans,

06:28:09.380 she's going to do the exact opposite of everything you say. 1.00

06:28:12.940 Perhaps, perhaps.

06:28:14.240 It could be the case.

06:28:15.120 Obviously, I can't force her to do anything.

06:28:18.460 But I think, with a guiding hand, I return her to a state of safety under my, in my household, in my, under my authority. 1.00

06:28:32.140 And, but then, yes, eventually, if it gets to a point, if she's like, no, no, no, I'm like, look, if you, if you bite the bullet on this, we're telling you, me and your mom, we're fucking telling you, if you start this shit, goodbye. 0.99

06:28:50.420 My, uh... 0.99

06:28:51.140 I think you gotta do it.

06:28:52.240 I think you gotta do it, you know?

06:28:53.680 And maybe at some point, you can reconcile the relationship if she stops OnlyFans, eventually.

06:28:59.120 It took my dad a couple months, um, for him to come around.

06:29:02.780 He was very upset at first, but do you want to know why he came around? 0.99

06:29:05.500 Because you were paying for shit? 1.00

06:29:07.220 No, no, of course not. 1.00

06:29:08.300 You were making a fuck ton of money?

06:29:09.540 I'll, like, buy my parents dinner, but I, I don't financially cover them. 0.66

06:29:13.780 Because you were happy?

06:29:15.120 No.

06:29:15.420 Okay, why did he come around?

06:29:16.760 His best friend lost her son, who was the same age as me, due to drugs.

06:29:22.400 And I then found the story from his best friend, and she told me, she was like, you know, I didn't know this happened.

06:29:29.600 He kind of just, like, started talking to me again, and I felt like he accepted me, because he did.

06:29:35.200 And she told me that he was complaining about me or something to her, and she looked at him, and she said, at least your kid's alive.

06:29:42.880 And then, when I confronted my dad about it after, he told me, he was like, yeah, I don't agree with what you do, but at the end of the day, at least you're alive.

06:29:50.960 And I'd rather have you in my life the way you are than not have you in my life at all.

06:29:55.860 So what's the point of ever having a boundary, then?

06:29:58.960 Okay.

06:29:59.720 I mean, couldn't you say this about almost anything that we find objectionable?

06:30:03.740 Well, you know, at least they're in my life.

06:30:05.860 Like, obviously, look, with your kids, I understand.

06:30:08.220 Like, I think the love that a parent has for their child is, I mean, you know, I think parents will go through a lot, you know, for their kids.

06:30:26.280 You know, they'll give their life, they'll suffer, they'll do a lot for their kids.

06:30:32.060 But it's like, you have a vision for your children.

06:30:37.560 You have, you want them to make the right choices in life.

06:30:44.240 Now, that's not to, look, obviously, your kids are going to make mistakes. 0.99

06:30:47.180 They're going to fuck up. 0.99

06:30:48.340 They're going to do bad things, right? 1.00

06:30:50.020 But they're their own people.

06:30:50.820 They're not going to fit the vision that you have for them just because you have it.

06:30:53.780 And that's part of being a parent is you need to accept that they are their own person and they're able to make choices for themselves.

06:31:00.380 I reject that.

06:31:01.340 And they're going to be whoever they are, whether you like it or not.

06:31:04.780 I reject that. 0.99

06:31:05.960 I think you need to be a fucking based dad and a based mom and be like, listen up, child. 1.00

06:31:13.460 Listen up, pipsqueak. 1.00

06:31:15.800 Listen up. 1.00

06:31:17.600 You're not going to fucking be a hoe. 1.00

06:31:20.880 You ain't going to be a hoe for show. 1.00

06:31:23.280 For show. 0.99

06:31:23.780 You got to fucking lay down the law. 1.00

06:31:27.100 You got to lay down the law. 0.99

06:31:29.440 Kind of reminds me of this kid from my high school.

06:31:32.320 His family was really anti-LGBTQ and he was gay and he had to hide it forever.

06:31:38.480 And he ended up taking his life because his parents wouldn't accept him.

06:31:43.080 Well, look. 0.99

06:31:45.580 Thought daughter or gay son. 0.99

06:31:47.820 I take gay son. 0.99

06:31:48.820 I'll take gay son over thought daughter. 1.00

06:31:50.260 But, um, you know, I write chat.

06:31:54.240 What do you take?

06:31:54.980 Um, well, so you're saying that like, you're going to like curb it by being like strict

06:32:00.460 and setting down, like laying the law down, right?

06:32:03.660 Telling your daughter, none of that.

06:32:06.060 I'm the boss.

06:32:07.440 My dad did the same thing.

06:32:08.720 Well, look, I mean, it didn't work.

06:32:10.040 Again, I understand.

06:32:11.140 So when she's an adult, your ability to exert, uh, influence and authority over her life,

06:32:17.940 she ultimately has the final say.

06:32:19.780 But I would hope that I have, and again, even if you are the perfect parent, your kid can 0.98

06:32:28.500 still end up making massive mistakes or fucking up or whatever it is. 0.88

06:32:35.380 Um, and I'm not saying I'm perfect, not at all.

06:32:40.400 But, um, I think there's certain things like, I don't know, I don't know how else to say

06:32:49.880 it, uh, what other option as a father?

06:32:54.540 Okay.

06:32:54.820 So here's my perspective.

06:32:56.300 I don't want my daughter to do OnlyFans.

06:32:58.580 What are the tools in my toolbox to attempt to prevent that from happening?

06:33:03.500 Cry. 0.75

06:33:04.820 That's not going to help.

06:33:06.300 Are you like asking?

06:33:07.660 Well, I, I, I'm not sure.

06:33:09.420 Make sure to pay for her college, I guess. 1.00

06:33:12.320 Nah, she doesn't need to go to college. 1.00

06:33:14.280 Too bad.

06:33:14.880 Don't be controlling.

06:33:17.840 I don't know.

06:33:18.520 I think it's okay for parents to be controlling.

06:33:20.640 Whenever you're controlling, the kids are rebellious.

06:33:23.240 Yes.

06:33:23.960 I was so rebellious because my parents were controlling.

06:33:26.060 Same.

06:33:26.300 Well, I think it depends how it's done.

06:33:29.040 Um, I think you ought to give your children some degree of freedom.

06:33:32.100 Fine line.

06:33:32.940 But for, like, for example, here would be a degree of control.

06:33:37.460 Uh, my kids.

06:33:39.420 They're not going to have a smartphone.

06:33:40.880 They're not going to have, uh, internet until they're like 18. 0.99

06:33:46.440 My kid is not going to have a fucking, my kid's not going to have a phone. 0.97

06:33:49.920 Do you think that's going to go well though? 0.99

06:33:51.200 Like ideally, I agree. 0.97

06:33:52.480 Yes, it's, social media is, is so fucking damaging to young people. 0.89

06:33:58.500 It's so harmful, especially at that young age when you're really impressionable and your 0.94

06:34:03.440 brain is a sponge and you don't have the, the intellectual capacity to be able to parse

06:34:08.760 the messages that are being presented to you.

06:34:11.320 No, I fully agree. 0.99

06:34:11.640 You don't have like the critical thinking ability to see the fucking, the psychological impact 1.00

06:34:18.260 that some of the shit's happening. 1.00

06:34:19.420 You're going to be exposed to shit you shouldn't be exposed to. 1.00

06:34:22.040 I genuinely think, yes. 1.00

06:34:24.200 Look, I, I grew up with unfettered, uh, internet back, uh, this, this is like back before social

06:34:32.180 media and like, uh, you know, look, uh, I think my head on head on is pretty, my head's

06:34:38.160 on pretty straight regardless. 0.99

06:34:39.420 But like, there's definitely shit I should not have. 0.99

06:34:42.680 And it wasn't like my, it's just, my parents didn't know that there was like fucking insane 0.99

06:34:46.180 shit on the internet. 0.99

06:34:47.080 I should definitely not have been exposed to like some of the shit I saw. 1.00

06:34:52.060 Luckily, I think I'm a decently intelligent person and, uh, it didn't fuck me up, but 0.98

06:34:58.480 you don't think that's going to make them want it more though? 0.99

06:35:01.060 Like they won't even fucking know. 0.99

06:35:02.500 My kids are going to be so oblivious, homeschooled, homeschooled. 0.99

06:35:06.200 My kids are gonna be homeschooled. 1.00

06:35:07.620 They're not going to be exposed to this fucking toxic shit. 1.00

06:35:11.320 Look kid, this idea. 1.00

06:35:12.840 Oh my God.

06:35:13.160 It's going to be so harmful to the kids.

06:35:14.820 Uh, people have been productive members of society prior to say like, I don't know, internet.

06:35:25.480 I'd say like nineties was access to internet.

06:35:28.020 So before internet, people have been, uh, productive members of society.

06:35:33.000 Yeah.

06:35:33.180 I fully agree that they don't need a phone.

06:35:35.260 They don't need internet.

06:35:36.340 It's bad.

06:35:37.140 And I think that's not even just for kids.

06:35:38.840 I think internet and social media is very damaging to everybody, but you have to agree

06:35:44.720 that for your children, limiting them so much is going to get them to rebel, especially

06:35:52.060 like, yeah, you're going to homeschool them and maybe they'll have no idea.

06:35:54.640 But what about friends?

06:35:55.340 You can't hide them away from the public.

06:35:57.760 Oh, we'll have a strict, we'll have a strict, I'll have a strict program going for my kids,

06:36:03.120 but let me know how that works out for you in 18 years or whenever, you know, I'm curious.

06:36:07.220 I mean, who knows?

06:36:07.800 Maybe I'm wrong, but what I see happening with cell phones and social media, uh, we have the,

06:36:15.260 the amount of mental illness that, uh, young women have and young men have, uh, they're being

06:36:21.060 exposed to ideas and things that are super harmful.

06:36:26.140 And ultimately, um, now that's not to say that I'm not, I'm obviously going to, uh, educate

06:36:33.320 my children and I'm, I'm going to, I'm not going to be like the world is, uh, sunflowers

06:36:38.800 and rainbow sunflowers.

06:36:40.020 Uh, you know, the, the world is, uh, daisies and rainbows and everything's okay.

06:36:44.820 I'm going to be like, no, like there's really bad things in the world out there.

06:36:49.220 Um, and I'm going to make sure that they're prepared for that.

06:36:52.820 I'm not going to like, okay, well, you're 18 now go like get completely, you're going

06:36:57.300 to be completely naive.

06:36:58.320 No, they're going to be aware of the risks and dangers that exist external to how I've raised

06:37:06.580 them, but I'm not going to expose them to, uh, what's on Tik TOK, what's on the internet.

06:37:13.800 They're going to be insulated from that.

06:37:15.800 And then perhaps I'll even sit down with them and be like, okay, you're 16, 17, 18. 0.98

06:37:21.920 Here's what's fucking out there. 1.00

06:37:23.300 And here's how they're trying to fuck your brain. 1.00

06:37:25.280 And here's how they're trying to make you dependent on X, Y, Z. 1.00

06:37:29.220 And here's how they're trying to get you, uh, to be good little slaves. 0.99

06:37:33.420 And here's how they're trying to fucking psyop you. 0.99

06:37:36.100 I'm going to sit them down. 0.98

06:37:37.660 I'm going to tell them, this is what you have to look out for.

06:37:40.340 Here's how you can think critically about what the media is trying to tell you is happening.

06:37:45.500 I'm going to sit them down.

06:37:46.740 I'm going to teach them how to think critically, how to be logical, how to be rational.

06:37:50.600 And then with that foundation and groundwork, they can be, then they can, uh, consume this

06:37:58.780 to as much as they even want to.

06:38:01.460 And then they can come to their own determinations through critical thinking.

06:38:04.820 What if they still turn out the way you don't want it?

06:38:08.640 It's a possibility, but I think I'm through doing this, uh, through doing this, I think,

06:38:16.380 uh, would you still love them like unconditionally?

06:38:20.540 Well, I would still love my, I would still love my children.

06:38:23.780 Everybody in the chats, like Brian, you're this, uh, this is some pipe dream or whatever.

06:38:28.200 Look, that's how my boyfriend was raised.

06:38:30.340 Like I said, he was homeschooled.

06:38:31.980 He didn't have social media or smartphone.

06:38:33.780 And I think one of the important things to consider is, um, there's other allowances

06:38:38.700 of freedom that you can have.

06:38:40.140 So for instance, he and his brother would literally go out and into the woods and just fight with

06:38:45.940 sticks and blow stuff up and shoot guns and, you know, dirt bike and different things

06:38:50.680 like that.

06:38:51.080 And they had a lot, they were one empowered a lot and two had a lot of, um, like genuine,

06:38:57.420 like childhood freedom.

06:38:59.380 Um, and he and his brother, I mean, I know that's once again, a one, one case, I'm sure

06:39:06.840 that it can go wrong as well.

06:39:08.720 Um, but it is really cool and it is, he is so balanced because of it.

06:39:14.560 Um, it's the way that we've discussed wanting to raise like my kids.

06:39:18.660 I understand the, the harshness of the concept of disowning a child.

06:39:25.340 Um, I would say I could, I could empathize with a, it impacts the relationship that you

06:39:34.620 have with your parent.

06:39:35.360 Um, I think that as a parent, it's very important to let a child know that if they decide that

06:39:42.660 they would like to have a relationship, you are there, but you can't support this current.

06:39:48.460 And I don't think that you should disappear from a child's life permanently.

06:39:52.060 I, I think that, um, sending reminders because there is, there is a certain, um, that is really

06:40:01.320 kind of the last card.

06:40:02.040 Just like if you were having a child that, um, you know, was doing another, and once again,

06:40:07.380 self-destructive, like self-destructive behavior, like drug use or whatever, it would get to a

06:40:11.480 point where you would have to cut that child off because if not, you are enabling that

06:40:14.740 child.

06:40:15.440 And that might be not having an active relationship, but that child should always know that if

06:40:21.360 they want to come home and if they realize that they messed up, you will be there and

06:40:26.880 you will love them.

06:40:28.280 And that might include sending them reminders every so often, even if you guys don't talk

06:40:32.500 regularly, but just a message that says, Hey, I love you.

06:40:36.120 We're here for you.

06:40:36.680 If you want to come home, uh, quick, John, thank you for the 25.

06:40:40.320 Jose, Jose, thank you for the five.

06:40:42.300 We have a TTS coming here.

06:40:43.740 Sorry for the delay on this.

06:40:46.040 Thank you, man.

06:40:47.120 Dark home and 42 donated $69.

06:40:50.560 Appreciate it.

06:40:51.040 Only women think they deserve unconditional love. 1.00

06:40:54.080 Men don't receive it. 0.98

06:40:56.200 Yeah.

06:40:56.600 I mean, I was looking at the chat.

06:40:58.140 Some people in the chat were like, Oh, that's really wishful thinking, Brian.

06:41:01.060 See how it is when you're actually a parent.

06:41:02.920 I mean, I think it's actually, people think it's going to be super complicated.

06:41:06.320 I don't buy my kid a phone.

06:41:08.960 I don't give them internet access.

06:41:11.280 Look, I mean, people might say, Brian, that's really unrealistic in today's day and age.

06:41:16.000 I mean, as a parent, your job is to protect your children.

06:41:19.880 Um, that's not to say I'm going to completely entirely insulate them.

06:41:24.420 Um, well, you forget that they also have like their own voice and own opinions and yeah,

06:41:28.240 you cannot provide the phone and stuff or not provide whatever you want.

06:41:31.320 Oh my God. 0.99

06:41:31.740 Your kid is not going to, they might give you crap for it. 0.95

06:41:35.000 Like, like my parents didn't let me have a Snapchat or something for very valid reasons, 0.69

06:41:39.260 but I sat there and I argued with them about it for hours about everything. 1.00

06:41:44.860 I'm not tolerating that shit. 1.00

06:41:46.280 This is how it's going to be. 1.00

06:41:48.000 Uh, deal with it.

06:41:50.200 Now, look, I understand children can be very skilled in persuasion and manipulation.

06:41:55.360 Oh, chill. 0.99

06:41:56.540 Kids are intelligent in the sense that, oh yeah, they'll fucking manipulate you. 1.00

06:42:00.260 They'll fucking cry. 1.00

06:42:00.920 They'll do this. 1.00

06:42:01.560 My two year old manipulates me.

06:42:03.060 Oh yeah. 1.00

06:42:03.540 Even fucking babies and young kids will manipulate their parents. 0.99

06:42:07.280 But look, I think it's about just having a steadfast position on what you or how you're 1.00

06:42:15.700 going to raise your kids. 0.99

06:42:16.760 Some people are saying, Brian, that's fucking insane. 0.99

06:42:18.820 I really don't think it's that crazy. 0.98

06:42:20.800 Uh, absent, uh, you know, what?

06:42:25.680 30, 40 years.

06:42:26.980 Kids did not have cell phones.

06:42:28.560 Kids did not have internet access.

06:42:31.260 People turned out fine.

06:42:33.180 Um, I, I think, especially if I have a girl, I mean, even, uh, it's going to be the same

06:42:37.920 for a boy, but I think social media has a more pronounced negative impact on women, especially

06:42:43.780 when it, women, especially when they're teenagers, um, you know, junior high school, man, that's 1.00

06:42:49.900 like a really insecure period, maybe even younger, even in elementary school. 1.00

06:42:53.660 And it's like, okay, you're going to see all these fucking Tik TOK chicks doing stupid 1.00

06:42:57.100 fucking hoe dances and doing all this shit. 1.00

06:42:59.680 I'm not exposing my daughter to that fucking degeneracy. 1.00

06:43:03.640 No Tik TOK, no Snapchat, no internet, no cell phone. 1.00

06:43:07.960 You can have a fucking regulated flip phone. 0.99

06:43:12.380 So we, you know, if we let you out and about, you can reach us, but no, you're not going to 0.99

06:43:17.440 have internet access like that if you're my kid.

06:43:19.640 And I think, you know, ignorance is bliss.

06:43:22.180 If they're not even aware, Oh my God, I'm missing out. 0.99

06:43:25.420 They're not even going to fucking know. 0.98

06:43:27.340 I think I've seen this firsthand. 0.98

06:43:28.720 Actually, when I was a police cadet, um, we had a like, yeah, I was a police cadet.

06:43:33.560 Oh boy.

06:43:33.980 We had a lecture about how, um, there was this officer who was telling us how basically the

06:43:39.280 same thing as you.

06:43:40.200 And because he saw a lot of like child abuse, child, like the nasty child stuff.

06:43:45.620 He also did the same exact things with his daughter.

06:43:48.600 He always, yeah.

06:43:51.200 Wait, what?

06:43:51.800 Wait, I'm not following.

06:43:52.620 Run that back. 0.96

06:43:53.400 Like he did the same things.

06:43:55.540 Not like that, but he also didn't let her have a phone.

06:43:58.320 He didn't let her do that.

06:44:00.100 And she turned out the complete opposite.

06:44:02.840 Can I say something?

06:44:03.620 Sure. 1.00

06:44:03.900 Like real shit. 1.00

06:44:04.480 Yeah. 1.00

06:44:04.840 Coming from somebody where I was raised and I had a flip phone until the age of 16.

06:44:08.980 I wish my parents did not get me an iPhone. 0.98

06:44:11.240 I wish I did not have any kind of social media access because on some real shit, I probably 0.99

06:44:16.440 would not be in the career I'm in. 0.86

06:44:17.980 And if you guys are like, honestly thinking that you should be proud of what we're doing

06:44:21.440 longterm, that's not something that we should honestly be proud of as women.

06:44:25.360 And I'm, I'm honestly just so sick and tired of hearing you guys make excuses because like

06:44:30.060 as somebody who's in this industry and who's been in it for as long as I have been, there

06:44:34.960 have been times that I have quit, but yeah, the money is good. 0.99

06:44:37.920 I didn't come from fucking money. 0.99

06:44:39.160 So yeah, I'm going to go and I'm going to fucking work my ass off when I can retire. 0.99

06:44:42.820 I'm going to retire. 0.98

06:44:43.440 Do I know what I'm doing is wrong?

06:44:45.200 100%.

06:44:45.600 But I'm not going to sit here and sugarcoat it and think, oh, well, my parents should 0.99

06:44:49.380 just let me do whatever the fuck I want. 0.99

06:44:51.460 No, they shouldn't. 0.99

06:44:52.680 They should be parents until the age of 18. 0.98

06:44:54.680 And then if you want to go do whatever the fuck you want, they have the complete option 0.98

06:44:58.880 to disown you as you guys want to call it or set boundaries where they can love you 0.99

06:45:03.700 from a distance.

06:45:04.860 I am an ex drug addict.

06:45:06.280 I'm four years sober.

06:45:07.260 So I have been 100% cut off before.

06:45:10.760 And if you guys think that just, you know, oh, I can go do whatever I want.

06:45:15.000 No, you can't as a kid.

06:45:16.240 No.

06:45:17.240 Under your parents' house and their, no, it's their house, their rules. 1.00

06:45:21.180 If they're paying for your shit, abide by their rules. 1.00

06:45:23.340 I don't know what's so hard about that. 1.00

06:45:25.220 Fuck. 1.00

06:45:26.540 Can we get a celebratory noise or something for the four years sober? 1.00

06:45:30.340 Thank you.

06:45:30.640 That's sick.

06:45:30.900 Congrats. 1.00

06:45:32.420 Fucking hell. 0.99

06:45:33.360 Hell yeah. 0.98

06:45:33.820 Like, cause I'm not, I mean, yeah, I'm proud to be where I'm at because I, I mean, I do

06:45:37.900 like what I do.

06:45:38.900 I mean, but that's also why I'm single.

06:45:40.820 That's also why I don't, you know, try to go and hurt other people because my lifestyle

06:45:45.180 choice is not going to be everybody else's.

06:45:47.060 It's also not going to be something that's productive in a relationship.

06:45:50.060 So why would I go try to do that when I'm still trying to figure out myself?

06:45:53.100 Yeah.

06:45:54.220 Yeah.

06:45:54.600 And I, you know, I think that, uh, I don't know.

06:45:58.340 I think, hmm, where do I want to go with this?

06:46:03.920 I don't know.

06:46:04.480 Do we think that society has been going in a good direction?

06:46:08.980 No.

06:46:09.540 I don't know.

06:46:10.060 It seems like there's a lot of chaos.

06:46:11.640 I think there's a lot of, uh, social instability.

06:46:15.980 There's a lacking of social cohesion.

06:46:17.800 Um, so I think that, uh, and I don't know, like, look, I understand this idea that if

06:46:24.160 you're really strict with your kid, they're going to rebel maybe, or maybe you raised a

06:46:29.160 really disciplined kid who's a productive member of society.

06:46:32.820 Maybe it goes either way.

06:46:34.200 I don't look, I don't know.

06:46:36.380 I don't have that firsthand experience.

06:46:38.060 I don't have all the answers, but from what I see happening in society, I would like to,

06:46:44.620 I want to be proactive in my child's life to the point where I want to, I see the way

06:46:53.540 things are going with society.

06:46:54.940 I see the way a lot of people are moving on an individual level.

06:46:58.240 Um, I would want to take as much of a proactive step as possible to try to do the best thing

06:47:06.540 from my perspective for my children and raise them in a way where they're virtuous people, 0.79

06:47:12.260 where they have integrity, where they're not going to fuck their life up. 0.90

06:47:15.900 Maybe I fail. 0.96

06:47:16.860 I don't know.

06:47:18.300 Of course, even if you, like I said, you do the perfect thing, you're still, your kids 1.00

06:47:22.080 are still going to be fuck ups. 1.00

06:47:23.580 It could definitely happen. 0.96

06:47:25.260 But, um, I do think you can take steps to mitigate.

06:47:31.060 I don't have kids, but I, I think there's, you can only try and control as much as you

06:47:37.200 possibly can and I think discipline and raising your kids to realize that there are going to

06:47:47.660 be consequences for your actions is very important and there's that balance.

06:47:54.520 You can only try and control as much as you can and then you just got to let your kid be

06:47:58.540 free and hope for the best.

06:48:00.660 Good talk.

06:48:04.180 Uh, let's see here.

06:48:05.600 Okay.

06:48:05.900 We, let me finish up some of the notes here.

06:48:08.280 By the way, guys, reminder $69 TTS.

06:48:11.580 Um, but, uh, yeah, uh, okay.

06:48:18.280 Dating topics.

06:48:19.360 Oh, okay.

06:48:19.880 Brooklyn, you said men should pay for dinner when asking a girl out on a date. 0.96

06:48:25.700 Uh, so why should men pay? 0.99

06:48:27.360 Why should men pay? 0.98

06:48:28.120 I think I just was thinking of that question for myself because if a guy asked me out on

06:48:32.960 a date and he doesn't want to pay, then I don't think I'd want to go on the date.

06:48:36.240 Just, I would want, you know, him to put the effort in and like, I don't know.

06:48:41.840 I just, it's kind of like the, there's like a quote, something about like a guy doesn't

06:48:45.040 have to buy me flowers, but the guy who does buy me flowers, I'll probably pick him.

06:48:47.980 It's just kind of like that.

06:48:49.580 Yeah.

06:48:49.920 I've heard, I've heard that though.

06:48:51.100 Yeah.

06:48:52.100 Uh, or how does it go?

06:48:54.360 Like, I don't, I don't need a guy to do X, but I won't date one who, wait, I won't date

06:49:03.880 one who won't some, I don't know, something like that.

06:49:06.280 I know what you're referencing.

06:49:09.020 Uh, I mean, we already kind of talked about this, but my position is, um, if you're not

06:49:16.760 a lady, you don't deserve chivalry. 1.00

06:49:18.360 I think, I don't know, just pay for your chicken nuggets, I guess.

06:49:23.920 I always go, I always pay for my food.

06:49:26.160 I always put my card out and I'm like, you got yours.

06:49:28.740 I always, I never let a man pay for me.

06:49:30.980 And it's just because I don't want to have.

06:49:33.940 Well, you probably can have, like you live in Florida or if I go out, are you in Miami?

06:49:39.380 Um, close.

06:49:40.340 Or you're okay.

06:49:41.760 Yeah.

06:49:41.940 I'm sure the guys in Florida, like you're, you're an attractive gal. 1.00

06:49:45.020 I'm sure the guys, you can go on the dating app or go out and guys will approach you and

06:49:50.400 want to take you out on dates and they'll pay for it.

06:49:54.000 But so you probably get it. 1.00

06:49:56.660 Like, I'm sure guys are paying for your shit, blah, blah, blah, whatever, especially in Florida. 0.99

06:50:01.320 I don't know if you're in Miami exactly, but, um, it's not that I wouldn't go out with the 0.99

06:50:05.860 guys who didn't pay.

06:50:06.820 It's just maybe I wouldn't go on the second date with that guy.

06:50:09.440 You know what I mean?

06:50:09.880 I like guy pays for the first, I'll pay for the second.

06:50:14.520 I've done that before too.

06:50:16.160 Like it's also just kind of being kind, you know, but usually I will pay for the, he buys

06:50:21.000 the dinner and I buy the drinks at the bar.

06:50:23.300 Yeah.

06:50:23.500 Or like he pays all tip and then I'll tip the girl.

06:50:26.960 Can you tell me why the man should pay?

06:50:30.020 It just looks good.

06:50:30.860 Like it's, it's impressive.

06:50:32.060 It looks good.

06:50:32.800 But wouldn't that also apply to the woman?

06:50:35.560 Like, wouldn't it look good for the woman to do it? 1.00

06:50:37.960 Um, yeah, but usually I talk to older guys, so I feel like they have more money in general

06:50:44.240 when I was, at least when I was younger.

06:50:45.280 I've been dated in a long time.

06:50:47.300 Huh?

06:50:48.080 Wait, you haven't dated?

06:50:49.160 In a long time, yeah.

06:50:50.000 But you like hook up with guys, I'm assuming.

06:50:52.900 Mm-hmm.

06:50:53.620 Yeah, that's dating.

06:50:55.000 Sort of.

06:50:55.580 Yeah.

06:50:56.240 Like what, you just go over to their house and smash?

06:50:58.620 Kind of, yeah.

06:50:59.580 Kind of.

06:51:00.060 That fits in check.

06:51:00.680 Wait, are you an escort?

06:51:01.820 No, no.

06:51:02.780 Because you said older, you go out with the older guy.

06:51:04.940 No, like older as in like 27.

06:51:07.060 Oh, okay. 0.97

06:51:07.700 I thought you were talking like 40s or some shit. 0.93

06:51:10.540 Okay, 20, that's not that. 0.96

06:51:11.860 I mean, you're what, 23?

06:51:14.160 Or wait, yeah, 23?

06:51:15.860 27 is not, that's not.

06:51:17.720 I don't know if that's old for you.

06:51:20.940 I don't know.

06:51:21.560 But okay, I understand.

06:51:22.580 Maybe it depends if you look old.

06:51:24.080 Yeah, but don't you probably out-earn these dudes? 0.95

06:51:26.780 Be honest.

06:51:27.460 Now I do, but like back in the day, I didn't.

06:51:30.120 Like back in college.

06:51:31.120 Oh, back in college.

06:51:31.540 Like back in college, I thought it was so cool when a guy took me on, like out to eat

06:51:34.380 eats.

06:51:34.580 Okay, sure.

06:51:34.780 And I was like, oh my God, I'll take you.

06:51:35.980 I feel like that's another thing too with like OnlyFans specifically.

06:51:40.160 Like I've dated guys, dated single dates, where it was almost expected that I would pay because

06:51:48.700 I do OnlyFans.

06:51:50.560 Like he was like, oh, you must be making bank.

06:51:52.860 Like, and he kind of expected it.

06:51:55.260 So it's almost just like to protect myself financially as well.

06:52:01.780 Like I do think it's nice when a guy buys on the first date and I'll get the second or

06:52:07.640 the drinks or something.

06:52:08.920 I'm not saying I want to be spoiled, but.

06:52:13.180 Why not just go half on the first date then?

06:52:16.080 That works too.

06:52:16.780 Like if he doesn't want to pay.

06:52:20.260 Also, you mentioned earlier or a couple times throughout the podcast that your views do

06:52:25.760 try on relationships do tend to want to steer more towards traditional.

06:52:30.700 Doesn't a man paying for the first date kind of lay in that realm of being traditional in

06:52:36.580 some sense?

06:52:37.240 Yeah, so I mean, if, if I'm, uh, cause I agree that a man should pay on the first date. 0.98

06:52:43.600 Yeah.

06:52:44.020 So I mean, if, uh, if I'm on a date with a girl, uh, then yeah, I'm going to take care

06:52:49.560 of the whole thing, but I'm, I'm looking at it more so from at, in the position of being

06:52:55.160 a sex worker and we already kind of dived into this. 0.76

06:52:58.020 It's like, okay, well, I feel like the tradition stuff goes out the window. 0.93

06:53:02.280 Chivalry goes out the window or should anyways, if you're a sex worker. 0.89

06:53:08.220 You're not a lady. 1.00

06:53:09.640 Why should he be a gentleman?

06:53:11.960 Again, he shouldn't mistreat you.

06:53:14.680 Because if he's trying to date me, he's got to be a gentleman.

06:53:17.120 Well, yeah, but then that gets into meta most effective tactics available.

06:53:21.340 So yes, even if the woman is the most, uh, degenerate woman ever, the most progressive, 0.99

06:53:26.600 liberal, only fans, strumpet, sex worker. 1.00

06:53:29.800 Yes. 0.99

06:53:30.240 The most effective thing, if you're trying to get the girl and you're inclined to date

06:53:33.920 a woman like that is to pay for the date. 1.00

06:53:36.400 But I'm looking at it from not necessarily like, obviously, yes, that, that would be

06:53:43.100 the most effective thing to do.

06:53:44.780 That's, but I'm looking at it from again, bird's eye view.

06:53:50.660 Is that a, is that a, a fair deal?

06:53:53.840 Is that fair?

06:53:55.300 Yeah.

06:53:57.200 I agree.

06:53:59.000 Okay.

06:53:59.580 So then it comes back to this.

06:54:01.760 Uh, if men should pay for dates, what should women do? 1.00

06:54:05.300 If men should be chivalrous, what should women do? 1.00

06:54:13.400 Be ladies.

06:54:15.180 But you've already disqualified. 0.99

06:54:16.820 You're not, you cannot definitely be a lady if you're a sex worker. 1.00

06:54:20.220 Exactly. 0.96

06:54:20.580 So I guess beyond being a sex worker, if we can say women, or excuse me, if we can say

06:54:26.400 men should do these things, what can we say women should do? 1.00

06:54:32.560 Treat you with kindness and respect and love.

06:54:35.100 But I'm, I'm looking for something that is, uh, unique to women. 0.99

06:54:39.060 So for example, uh, when you say men should pay for first dates, men should be chivalrous.

06:54:43.640 Men should provide, protect.

06:54:45.720 That's one direction.

06:54:47.220 That's, that's going from men to women. 1.00

06:54:49.660 I'm asking you, what do women do from women to men that men don't do for women?

06:54:54.640 So I think in a relationship, you should love each other.

06:54:58.320 You should be respectful to each other.

06:54:59.760 You should be loyal to each other.

06:55:01.960 All of these things should be, um, reciprocated, but women don't. 1.00

06:55:07.400 Like for example, women say, well, men should pay for first dates, but women don't reciprocate 1.00

06:55:10.800 that generally, like a woman can go through an entire relationship, never pay for dinner 1.00

06:55:16.300 ever.

06:55:18.520 That's, that's a little weird.

06:55:19.820 I think it depends on the relationship.

06:55:21.540 It could be 90% the time the guy pays, or it could be the guy's always paying.

06:55:26.180 You could acknowledge that that's happened.

06:55:28.280 You've probably dated guys where he took care of everything.

06:55:30.740 But so again, the question is, and I'm getting crickets here.

06:55:33.720 What should women uniquely do? 1.00

06:55:40.420 Depends, it depends on the relationship.

06:55:42.580 Checkmate.

06:55:43.100 I have a question.

06:55:43.840 Checkmate.

06:55:44.480 Nothing.

06:55:45.000 Come on.

06:55:45.360 It depends on the relationship.

06:55:46.760 Give me something.

06:55:47.120 Give me something.

06:55:47.900 Like actually dating.

06:55:49.120 Are you just going to let me checkmate you? 1.00

06:55:50.880 Are you going to let me fucking checkmate you? 1.00

06:55:52.180 I'm trying to give other people time to talk. 0.98

06:55:54.400 I think it's also a preference.

06:55:55.740 So my preference is I'd like a guy to pay for the first date.

06:55:58.400 Your preference is not to date an OnlyFans girl.

06:56:00.400 We can have our own preferences.

06:56:01.380 It's not a I owe you something.

06:56:03.620 It's just not a preference.

06:56:04.060 No, no, but I'm asking though, if that puts women in this sort of almost privileged position.

06:56:10.320 What?

06:56:10.520 Okay.

06:56:10.760 So if men should do this thing that benefits women and privileges women, what do women do? 1.00

06:56:19.660 We have sex with you. 0.97

06:56:21.880 They're not lonely. 0.99

06:56:22.900 Oh my God.

06:56:23.740 But that's like, okay, women are the table. 1.00

06:56:25.980 Okay.

06:56:27.960 What do you bring to the table? 1.00

06:56:29.740 My pussy? 1.00

06:56:30.560 What do women bring uniquely? 1.00

06:56:33.300 It depends on the relationship.

06:56:34.240 That they're a woman. 0.67

06:56:35.140 So you date me.

06:56:35.760 We help bring them up.

06:56:36.880 They're a lady. 1.00

06:56:37.640 The pure benefit.

06:56:38.860 The pure benefit as a man that I get from dating a woman is I get to date you. 0.97

06:56:43.360 You're not bringing anything to the table.

06:56:45.220 Well, you're talking about like first date.

06:56:46.780 Do you not think women have any value?

06:56:48.360 Or a cross relationship?

06:56:49.440 Well, look, even if it is the case that maybe women, the value that they could or should 1.00

06:56:56.200 or do bring is perhaps a bit offset chronologically.

06:57:00.540 Yeah, I'd argue it's an investment.

06:57:01.760 But what do women then offset chronologically? 1.00

06:57:03.940 What do women bring offset? 1.00

06:57:06.080 I'd argue it's an investment.

06:57:07.340 Because yeah, offset, it could be laundry, cooking for you, planning dates.

06:57:12.940 Right. 1.00

06:57:13.660 Do women do any of that shit? 1.00

06:57:15.000 Yes. 1.00

06:57:15.360 Not on the first date.

06:57:16.720 Not on the first date.

06:57:17.500 So it's an investment.

06:57:18.860 A man pays for the first date. 0.99

06:57:20.820 You could be dating a chick for three months and she won't cook for you. 1.00

06:57:24.020 But you're assuming you're dating the wrong girl and then she starts cooking for you.

06:57:27.120 We're all different.

06:57:28.000 Right.

06:57:28.400 Of course.

06:57:28.600 Then find a different girl. 0.88

06:57:29.960 Find a different girl. 0.98

06:57:30.920 Find a girl that'll cook for you. 1.00

06:57:32.220 My man never leaves my house without a plate.

06:57:33.100 What do women uniquely do? 1.00

06:57:36.660 We cook for you.

06:57:37.640 We clean for you.

06:57:38.300 Buying the first date and buying her flowers and showing that you're a gentleman is an investment

06:57:43.180 into the rest of the relationship where then she will act like a woman. 0.94

06:57:46.600 She'll cook for you. 0.99

06:57:47.960 She'll probably do your laundry. 1.00

06:57:49.340 She'll tuck you in at night.

06:57:50.380 Kiss your boo-boos. 1.00

06:57:51.700 That kind of stuff.

06:57:52.680 It depends what you want too.

06:57:54.060 Like, if a guy, if a guy like wants to give me all his money, I'll cook for him.

06:57:58.420 Call him a good boy.

06:57:59.480 Like, then that's all he wants.

06:58:00.680 That's what he wants from me.

06:58:02.020 It depends.

06:58:02.540 And let's say, hypothetically, roles were swapped and women typically paid for the first 1.00

06:58:09.120 dates and kind of took over that role.

06:58:10.520 They don't, though.

06:58:11.240 So, I mean, what's the point?

06:58:12.400 Hypothetically, what would a man have to offer?

06:58:14.580 I don't understand. 1.00

06:58:15.260 So, hypothetically, what if men had vaginas and women had dicks? 1.00

06:58:18.360 No, answer it. 1.00

06:58:18.980 I don't know what the-

06:58:19.720 Answer the question.

06:58:20.800 What would a man have to offer?

06:58:21.780 No, you gave us the hypothetical.

06:58:22.700 What would a man have to offer?

06:58:23.820 Yeah, let's say roles were reversed.

06:58:25.180 Roles were reversed.

06:58:26.040 Women paid for dates. 1.00

06:58:27.120 On a first date, what would a man have to offer right away, right off the table?

06:58:31.220 Yeah, sure.

06:58:31.800 So, okay, his leadership, his initiative, his-

06:58:35.240 What if the women- 1.00

06:58:36.060 The leadership of not paying for the first date.

06:58:37.580 But what if the woman planned the date and got at you first? 1.00

06:58:42.020 Right now you're saying-

06:58:42.680 You just said pay for the date.

06:58:43.760 So, you do realize that absent paying for the date, everything I just described still

06:58:50.320 falls predominantly on the male part.

06:58:51.260 But how do they know that on the first date?

06:58:52.900 Okay, well, hold the doors open for you, too.

06:58:54.480 All the steps of initiative almost always fall on the man.

06:58:58.760 Almost always.

06:59:00.120 Nowadays, I mean, it's kind of equal.

06:59:01.300 Yeah, I mean, maybe it's 97%.

06:59:04.160 I know women are picking- 1.00

06:59:05.500 I mean, that's what the one guy said.

06:59:06.560 Women seem to be picking the man. 1.00

06:59:07.640 Okay, we can test this super easily.

06:59:09.100 I know girls- 1.00

06:59:09.360 How many men have you slid into their DMs? 1.00

06:59:12.740 I don't really do DMs.

06:59:13.540 You've never done it?

06:59:14.360 I don't know.

06:59:15.360 I don't date online.

06:59:16.540 I reached out at first.

06:59:17.940 Have you ever slid into a guy's DM ever?

06:59:20.040 Yes.

06:59:20.560 No, I don't do DMs.

06:59:21.740 Okay, how many men have slid into your DMs? 0.67

06:59:25.520 Thousands?

06:59:25.840 Probably tons.

06:59:26.620 I don't know.

06:59:26.900 Thousands?

06:59:27.560 Yeah.

06:59:27.800 Okay, massive, massive discrepancy there.

06:59:31.620 But that's online, not in person.

06:59:32.500 Okay, cool.

06:59:33.340 Even on dating apps.

06:59:34.760 I am first on dating apps.

06:59:35.160 So, okay, but say the rules were reversed. 1.00

06:59:36.880 Bullshit. 1.00

06:59:37.220 I would imagine. 1.00

06:59:37.700 Bullshit. 1.00

06:59:38.320 Even at a bar, I go up to the guy. 1.00

06:59:40.320 Always.

06:59:40.600 Not as often as a guy goes up to you.

06:59:41.780 I love it.

06:59:42.220 I love it. 1.00

06:59:43.020 Bullshit. 1.00

06:59:43.380 Bullshit. 1.00

06:59:43.540 Say we make the first move, because that does happen to a lot of people. 0.99

06:59:46.040 I remember some people over here saying they like to go up first.

06:59:48.520 Say we make the first move, yada, yada, yada.

06:59:50.820 What does a man offer then?

06:59:52.820 If the woman makes the first move, well, I'll give you an example. 1.00

06:59:55.800 So, on this dating app, Bumble, they've changed it, but women used to have to make the first move. 1.00

07:00:01.120 Even when you forced women to have to make the first move, women were fucking terrible at it. 1.00

07:00:06.480 So, on Bumble, this is what happens. 0.99

07:00:09.620 Oh, the woman has the power. 1.00

07:00:11.040 The woman takes initiative and makes the first move. 1.00

07:00:13.240 The woman literally says, hi, or hey, and then immediately shoves the conversational burden right back onto the man. 1.00

07:00:23.940 So, it was fucking retarded. 1.00

07:00:25.840 It was a token level of initiative. 1.00

07:00:28.660 So, that's the initiative women will take. 1.00

07:00:30.620 It's like, okay, the woman slides into the DMs, or the woman will approach the guy, and then, look, some girls might have riz. 1.00

07:00:40.760 Maybe it could possibly exist.

07:00:43.320 Possibly.

07:00:44.600 A lot of women, you're immediately going to shove the conversational burden onto the guy, and then all other steps of initiative still shoved onto the guy. 1.00

07:00:54.980 Okay, well.

07:00:56.540 I don't think it's just women. 1.00

07:00:57.700 He's going to have to ask for the number.

07:00:59.000 I think it's.

07:00:59.280 He's going to have to set up the date.

07:01:00.740 He's going to, like, you're not going to tolerate, oh, let me get your number.

07:01:04.780 I'm going to, no, you're not going to do that.

07:01:06.420 I'm going to set up the date, even girls, and I have experience of girls taking initiative.

07:01:11.320 They'll do the initial kind of thing, but they're not going to be like, okay, let's meet. 0.98

07:01:16.780 Like, planning that shit, they're going to just be like, and I'm fine with that. 0.99

07:01:20.440 I'm not like, oh, my God, I'm so butthurt. 1.00

07:01:22.020 No, it's fine.

07:01:22.660 I prefer, well, I don't know if I prefer that, but I accept it as a role.

07:01:27.260 I think that's like an online dating problem.

07:01:29.880 And then I'll carry it from there.

07:01:32.760 Okay, cool.

07:01:33.520 Let's meet.

07:01:34.260 When can you meet?

07:01:34.960 Cool, let's move things forward.

07:01:36.540 I'm going to carry the conversation, basically.

07:01:39.780 Boom, boom, boom.

07:01:40.520 Set up a phone call.

07:01:41.560 All right.

07:01:41.980 When can you fly out?

07:01:43.060 Boom.

07:01:43.700 Yeah, but when I do it, it's weird and strange to men when I do it because I take initiative

07:01:48.900 and I want to go on a date and I want to go do this.

07:01:51.120 Let's go here.

07:01:51.940 And they're like, oh, and they take a step back because they think it's strange that I'm

07:01:56.240 trying to take initiative when they're supposed to.

07:01:58.580 It almost like breaks egos when I want them.

07:02:02.960 And I want them and I want to go on a date and I have it planned out.

07:02:06.580 Hey, meet me at seven o'clock here. 1.00

07:02:08.780 And then it's like they just ghost you because they're like, oh, this bitch is weird. 1.00

07:02:13.780 Like, why is she taking initiative? 0.99

07:02:16.400 It depends on the kind of man you're going after.

07:02:18.760 So, I mean, is he just not that into you?

07:02:22.080 Or I do think I think women can make the first move. 1.00

07:02:26.440 But when you start leading it from there, like you can be feminine in a way of approaching 0.65

07:02:34.440 a man, whether it's you do it online or in person.

07:02:37.100 Both.

07:02:38.060 Yeah.

07:02:38.320 So in person, I think you can approach a man in a feminine way.

07:02:41.620 But then if you start, I mean, it's tough because then some girls encounter the guy

07:02:47.020 who's like, the girl's like, I don't know if you're asking what the plan is, but the

07:02:51.780 guy's like, oh, I don't know, whatever you want.

07:02:54.180 I mean, then you're in, then.

07:02:56.740 I hate that.

07:02:57.400 And it's perfect.

07:02:58.080 And then you give them a time and a date and they're like.

07:03:01.660 Well, either he's not into you or.

07:03:03.900 Something.

07:03:04.500 He's probably either not into you or.

07:03:09.000 Yeah.

07:03:09.540 What if they're just scared?

07:03:11.500 But I mean, I would, I, me personally.

07:03:13.300 So like, let's say the girl takes initiative.

07:03:15.140 Like I am going to be the one who's going to be like, okay, you did, you did the beginning

07:03:19.100 part.

07:03:19.500 I really appreciate that.

07:03:20.560 Thank you for making your interest known.

07:03:21.960 I'm not saying that literally.

07:03:24.160 I'm just, that's that attitude, I guess.

07:03:27.400 I'm going to take it from here.

07:03:29.440 Okay, cool.

07:03:30.840 If it's a girl locally, I'll be like, all right, let's meet 7 p.m.

07:03:33.760 This day.

07:03:34.860 Like, I'm going to move things forward.

07:03:36.400 So that's probably lacking on the guy's part.

07:03:39.820 Yeah.

07:03:39.880 I think, look, the girl is doing, the girl is, if the girl's taking the initiative, my

07:03:46.200 perspective is the girl should do like a first little bit of initiative. 1.00

07:03:50.520 Hey, I'm interested in you.

07:03:51.880 But then the man takes the reins from there.

07:03:54.440 Yeah, but I always feel like the first one always gets canceled and they reschedule on

07:03:58.740 me as like a step back.

07:04:01.040 And then they tried to schedule it on the second time because they didn't feel comfortable

07:04:04.860 with me doing it on the first.

07:04:06.440 Because I'm a very busy person.

07:04:08.320 Yeah.

07:04:08.760 Like, I have, you know, the split custody, whatever.

07:04:10.760 So I only have, you know, Thursday, Fridays to go and do something.

07:04:13.120 So I'm like, hey, I'll be free Thursday at 7 o'clock.

07:04:17.080 And they're like, oh, perfect.

07:04:18.500 And then they'll cancel.

07:04:19.880 And I'm like, okay.

07:04:21.500 And they're like, what about tomorrow?

07:04:22.760 I'm like, well, you just canceled me the first time.

07:04:24.740 Why would I want to do it the second time?

07:04:27.340 I wonder if it has to like do maybe with like a feeling of control.

07:04:31.580 I don't know.

07:04:32.700 Because I take initiative quite often.

07:04:35.340 And it seems, and they have interest because they, you know, reached out as well.

07:04:40.280 And then I try to take the initiative.

07:04:42.360 Let's set up this.

07:04:43.500 And I've even flown out for people.

07:04:45.740 And it's still like, no.

07:04:47.880 So, well, that's, I mean, if the guy's agreed for you to like, he's, the understanding is 0.98

07:04:52.940 that you're flying out and then he's like flaking on you, then that's fucked up. 0.98

07:04:57.640 But I think the way you worded it, and I'm not sure if that's exactly how you do it, that 0.51

07:05:02.820 actually is a good framing.

07:05:04.080 So it's not like, and I think the framing was you were saying I'm free this time.

07:05:11.100 You're not saying, or it sounded like, well, initially you're like, let's go here at

07:05:15.920 this time.

07:05:16.480 Um, yeah, but I only have like certain days.

07:05:18.840 Like, hey, I'm free Thursday and Friday.

07:05:20.580 If you want to get dinner with me on Thursday or Friday.

07:05:22.880 Well, I think that's fine.

07:05:24.260 Yeah.

07:05:24.620 And then it's like, because then you're just saying I'm available.

07:05:27.740 Yeah.

07:05:28.140 But I think if you're like, maybe you create the space for the man to be like, okay,

07:05:33.580 well, let's go here at 7 p.m.

07:05:35.640 Yeah.

07:05:35.920 I'm like creating like two days of the week.

07:05:39.340 And then it's like still the strangest thing that they're like, I'm like, okay, well, all

07:05:46.260 right, man, moving on.

07:05:47.980 I mean, it could just be that I, either they're just not.

07:05:51.600 Oh, because then people are like, well, let's hang out Monday.

07:05:53.820 Well, I can't Monday.

07:05:54.720 How about Thursday?

07:05:55.420 And it's like, all right.

07:05:56.400 Oh my God.

07:05:57.280 I think it scares them a little bit.

07:05:58.640 I bet.

07:05:59.360 I don't know.

07:05:59.880 Just like you taking the issue.

07:06:00.540 But I'm a very like confident person.

07:06:03.040 Thomas donated $69.

07:06:05.960 Kids submit to the father like a wife should or they are out of the house. 1.00

07:06:10.600 Just because you managed to nag your weak fathers doesn't mean that it works this way. 0.89

07:06:15.780 Also, why does each one sound like elegance?

07:06:19.660 Sorry, Thomas, you have a very conditional.

07:06:22.900 We grew up in the same part, basically.

07:06:25.260 Yeah, they did.

07:06:26.260 Sorry, Thomas, you have a very conditional way of loving your wife and children.

07:06:29.860 That's very sad.

07:06:30.440 We need to bring back strict fathers. 0.99

07:06:34.560 We need to fucking lay down the law. 0.99

07:06:37.080 I think kids are getting away with way too fucking much. 0.99

07:06:40.580 And I don't know. 0.98

07:06:41.640 I was watching people get beheaded at like 14 on an iPhone.

07:06:45.080 You know what I mean?

07:06:45.660 Yeah.

07:06:46.060 Probably not the best, but.

07:06:47.680 I mean, gore.com was just openly available for the world.

07:06:51.540 You could just be like. 1.00

07:06:52.100 I saw some fucking crazy shit as a fucking kid. 1.00

07:06:54.900 Like back during pop-ups and shit. 1.00

07:06:58.380 There were. 0.98

07:06:58.600 Oh, bro.

07:06:59.260 Maybe the chat knows.

07:07:00.440 Okay.

07:07:00.700 Anybody who's maybe between the age of.

07:07:05.440 Maybe 33 and 40 or older, I guess.

07:07:08.820 Okay. 1.00

07:07:09.340 This is so fucking disturbing and disgusting. 0.99

07:07:12.000 There was this like pop-up. 0.99

07:07:14.660 Like back when you couldn't really stop pop-ups, I guess.

07:07:18.360 This is so gross.

07:07:19.360 I can't believe it. 0.99

07:07:20.180 I must have been fucking like nine or 10. 0.94

07:07:25.040 And I'll, you know, you'd be browsing on the internet and you'd click a link and I'd 0.98

07:07:28.360 be on some Dragon Ball Z fan site, like looking up like the power levels of the fucking 0.95

07:07:33.980 characters through the different DBZ sagas. 0.99

07:07:36.980 And then you click on some fucking random link or some ad or some bullshit. 0.99

07:07:41.040 Okay. 1.00

07:07:41.220 This is fuck. 1.00

07:07:42.020 No, not two girls, one cup. 1.00

07:07:43.880 Oh, it's so it's even worse.

07:07:45.540 Maybe worse.

07:07:46.180 I don't know.

07:07:46.460 Disturbing.

07:07:47.240 Okay. 0.87

07:07:47.660 This is so gross. 0.60

07:07:48.340 He's relieving it right now. 0.85

07:07:49.460 Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.

07:07:50.280 I can't.

07:07:50.660 Are you all right over there?

07:07:51.720 There was a pop-up of a dude gaping his bunghole. 0.99

07:08:00.540 Do you know what I'm fucking talking about? 0.99

07:08:02.460 Is it the cut between his legs that broke? 1.00

07:08:04.660 No, it was just like he was gaping his fucking video. 1.00

07:08:06.340 See, everyone had access to that fucking video. 1.00

07:08:08.460 And what else? 1.00

07:08:11.300 That's it.

07:08:11.820 That's it.

07:08:12.100 It was a photo. 0.99

07:08:14.220 And it was like a pop-up that would just like keep fucking. 0.99

07:08:17.140 Is that Goatsy? 0.99

07:08:18.140 I guess it not.

07:08:18.720 Wait, is that Goatsy?

07:08:20.040 I don't know what that.

07:08:20.640 I'm not sure if that.

07:08:21.520 I don't know what you're talking about.

07:08:22.980 Wait, let me.

07:08:23.640 I don't know if I can.

07:08:25.100 Wait, Mary, don't put it on.

07:08:26.140 Keep it center.

07:08:29.120 That's not the craziest thing.

07:08:30.160 I don't want to see the picture.

07:08:31.000 Oh, wait.

07:08:31.400 That's something else.

07:08:32.300 Okay.

07:08:32.400 He's like, no, no, no, no.

07:08:33.320 Don't play that.

07:08:35.460 Did you ever see two girls, one cup?

07:08:38.460 Uh, so I started it, but then I, as soon as I was like, oh, and then I, I, I did not

07:08:47.600 watch the whole thing.

07:08:48.480 I started it.

07:08:50.000 I was like, whoa, this is too much for me.

07:08:51.900 And I, nope.

07:08:52.740 I saw it when I was in like middle school.

07:08:56.640 Exactly.

07:08:57.160 Like seventh or sixth grade.

07:09:00.460 And I was really disturbed.

07:09:02.860 I just had a friend send me a link and be like, you should watch this.

07:09:05.980 It's funny.

07:09:06.400 And then get into the bathtub. 0.52

07:09:07.640 They're just traumatizing each other.

07:09:10.920 What about those jump scares or whatever?

07:09:12.760 I was always too scared to watch it.

07:09:14.260 I never saw it.

07:09:14.800 I mean, I always wonder what it was.

07:09:16.760 They scored, donated $69.

07:09:19.100 Thank you, they store.

07:09:20.040 I tend to notice when you ask women, what should men bring to the table? 0.97

07:09:23.880 They answer so quick and name off so many things.

07:09:26.740 But when you ask women what they bring to the table, it's offensive and you want us to 1.00

07:09:30.900 pay.

07:09:31.380 We didn't say it was offensive. 1.00

07:09:32.260 We just want you to pay for the damn first date. 1.00

07:09:35.260 That didn't happen. 1.00

07:09:36.240 We didn't say offensive.

07:09:37.360 It's like, if you reach for your wallet, it's like, oh, he cares enough to pay.

07:09:40.540 Look, I mean, on the traditional thing, whoever I'm with long term, I'm going to take care

07:09:45.420 of everything, but I mean, it is an interesting conversation to have.

07:09:52.640 Wait, hold on.

07:09:53.380 I think I had one more thing on the paying for the first date thing.

07:09:55.700 Hold on. 0.70

07:09:55.980 Okay, maybe this is ridiculous. 0.99

07:10:02.060 If men should pay for first dates, should women be virgins? 0.99

07:10:06.160 Not possible.

07:10:07.100 No.

07:10:07.640 Not possible.

07:10:08.320 There's so many guys, like, you can't all have a virgin.

07:10:11.020 It's not possible. 0.96

07:10:12.820 Or else they got to give up sex.

07:10:14.420 I mean, that's just preference. 0.98

07:10:16.580 If you want a virgin, go find one. 0.99

07:10:19.080 I think, obviously, it would be ideal if both men and women were virgins until marriage, 0.98

07:10:23.040 just because I think that it'll ultimately benefit both parties.

07:10:29.960 I will say, at least for me personally, I expect a man to be a strong leader, and in

07:10:33.900 return, I'm a willing follower, and that's for the right man that I trust and that I can

07:10:38.580 trust to lead, and he shows that, and I show a willingness as well.

07:10:43.860 So, yeah, like I said, I give up my career in a heartbeat to support my mans, all that

07:10:51.280 jazz.

07:10:52.080 Going around the table, who here, maybe I should wait until she's back.

07:10:55.580 I think we'll do that.

07:10:57.980 Let's see.

07:10:59.040 Actually, yeah, I'll wait until she's back.

07:11:01.140 Let me finish up some of the pre-show notes here.

07:11:03.180 Oh, we have this.

07:11:05.360 Oh, boy.

07:11:06.120 Okay, Deez Nuts.

07:11:06.820 Deez Nuts donated $69.

07:11:08.780 C1, you let him hit it raw, didn't have second thoughts.

07:11:14.900 Now you a single mom.

07:11:16.660 You said I'ma have this kid, don't care if he's here or not.

07:11:20.700 Now you a single mom.

07:11:22.600 Showing the baby off.

07:11:24.160 Showing baby off. 0.85

07:11:26.860 Yeah, okay.

07:11:28.160 What's that gotta do with anything?

07:11:29.820 Okay.

07:11:30.700 Obviously, I wanted to have the children.

07:11:32.940 Obviously, I want to have children.

07:11:34.260 I wasn't gonna stop God's plan.

07:11:37.000 Brooklyn's notes here.

07:11:39.860 You said that...

07:11:42.220 Oh, really quick on the hoot.

07:11:44.400 Men should pay for dinner. 1.00

07:11:49.440 Wait, question.

07:11:50.280 You say you ask guys out sometime.

07:11:52.120 Do you pay for dinner then?

07:11:54.740 Into the mic.

07:11:56.160 Closer to the mic.

07:11:57.640 Sorry, sorry.

07:11:59.420 Sometimes I would meet guys at bars, and we just, like, I'd talk to them there,

07:12:02.860 and usually just ask to go back to their place.

07:12:06.220 Um, but with dating, I haven't really dated in forever, so, like, I haven't really asked

07:12:10.400 to date, but I asked to, like, hang out, and I'll make the first move there.

07:12:14.800 Wait, you make the first move there?

07:12:16.220 Mm-hmm. 0.77

07:12:16.740 And by first move, you mean sex?

07:12:19.140 Like, talking.

07:12:20.100 Like, I'll literally go up to you at the bar and be like, hey, I think you're super cute.

07:12:22.420 Like, where are you from?

07:12:23.260 And, like, I'll make the initiative. 0.99

07:12:24.720 Do you disclose that you're a sex worker? 0.96

07:12:27.020 Yeah, always. 0.98

07:12:27.620 Like, before you smash?

07:12:30.000 Mm-hmm.

07:12:30.780 Smash?

07:12:31.340 Mm-hmm.

07:12:31.580 Okay.

07:12:32.440 Um, so I guess on the paying for dates thing.

07:12:35.940 Okay, this, I guess, uh, maybe final point here.

07:12:39.200 When, my argument about, uh, you should be chivalrous to women who are ladies. 0.93

07:12:43.600 If she's a sex worker, she's not a lady. 1.00

07:12:45.220 Uh, so your OnlyFans, it lists, like, all the stuff that you do.

07:12:50.800 Oh. 1.00

07:12:50.980 Sex tapes, facials, cream pies, fuck machine, riding, anal, cowgirl, doggy style, missionary, 1.00

07:12:59.340 JOI, BJs. 1.00

07:13:04.060 I don't know, maybe I'm a toxic masculinity or whatever.

07:13:07.460 I feel like if a woman has videos of her getting cream-pied by another man, maybe you could

07:13:17.180 just give them a pass on having to pay for the first date.

07:13:19.280 You know what I mean?

07:13:19.820 Maybe just give them a pass.

07:13:21.820 Yeah.

07:13:22.560 Well, it's not that they should.

07:13:23.680 Like, maybe, maybe it's like, look, you know, I have revoked my ability.

07:13:29.200 I revoke, I've forsaken the men should pay thing.

07:13:33.760 I have, I've been cream-pied.

07:13:35.840 That is why I always pay for my own first meals, my dates, because I know, like, it's

07:13:43.560 going to be way harder for me to date.

07:13:44.980 It's going to be way, like, if I want kids in the future, I probably don't, because I

07:13:48.620 don't want them to see, you know, that.

07:13:51.820 So it's like, I revoked that privilege 100%, but I got money to pay for it.

07:13:57.020 Like, Brooklyn.

07:13:58.260 So on your OnlyFans, it says cream pies.

07:14:00.400 So that's like the guy is blasting inside you.

07:14:02.860 I'm on birth control.

07:14:04.000 Well, yeah, I'm not saying you're getting pregnant.

07:14:05.880 But have you ever taken a BBC cream pie?

07:14:08.760 Mm-mm.

07:14:10.260 Okay. 1.00

07:14:10.660 You just fuck, like, white guys and Latino guys? 1.00

07:14:12.960 Missing out. 1.00

07:14:13.500 Just white guys from the farm. 0.85

07:14:14.240 Just white guys. 0.98

07:14:15.000 She's kind of racist. 1.00

07:14:15.480 I don't know that many people. 0.63

07:14:16.180 I'm just kidding.

07:14:16.920 I'm kidding, Brooklyn.

07:14:18.620 She's missing out.

07:14:20.860 Sorry.

07:14:21.480 Missing out from the, oh, boy.

07:14:23.440 Sorry.

07:14:23.960 Sorry.

07:14:24.500 Sorry.

07:14:25.320 My bad.

07:14:25.880 I'm just saying, you know, we're talking about chivalry.

07:14:28.420 If on the date, if on the date, I can hop on your OnlyFans and find a video of another 0.99

07:14:38.180 man blasting inside of you and, like, the cum leaking out. 0.99

07:14:42.560 I feel like you got to give the guy a pass, Brooklyn. 0.99

07:14:45.700 I have kind of a funny story with that.

07:14:47.260 This was before I did OnlyFans and my nudes were already leaked everywhere.

07:14:50.000 I went on a date with a guy.

07:14:51.420 He had already seen my nudes because he Googled my name.

07:14:54.040 And I didn't put those there.

07:14:55.160 But, okay, to be clear, revenge porn, not okay.

07:14:59.040 That's not what we're talking about here. 0.98

07:15:02.060 But I feel like if there's videos of you on the internet of a guy depositing semen into 1.00

07:15:09.520 your vagina and it's, like, dripping out and shit. 1.00

07:15:13.080 What the fuck, bro? 1.00

07:15:14.420 Great visual. 1.00

07:15:16.480 You just got to give up the men should pay. 0.96

07:15:18.900 You can't ask that it's over.

07:15:21.920 You just got to get rid of the men should pay for first dates. 1.00

07:15:26.080 I'm sorry.

07:15:26.520 It's done.

07:15:27.500 It's over.

07:15:28.420 You don't have to force them.

07:15:28.800 Like the Sopranos. 0.87

07:15:30.220 It's over.

07:15:31.340 I don't see my value as less because of what I do.

07:15:33.580 I know you do and many others do, but I don't.

07:15:36.080 Well, no.

07:15:36.460 Okay.

07:15:36.860 Yeah, I'm sure Mike dropped either.

07:15:38.500 It doesn't mean value.

07:15:39.300 When we're talking about value, so humans, regardless of, you know, what they do, you have inherent

07:15:46.080 value.

07:15:46.600 And that value is equal between humans.

07:15:49.140 However, when it comes to, I guess, fairness from the external perspective, I'm sure guys

07:16:02.240 still pay for your dates. 0.67

07:16:02.980 I'm sure you could get fucking Bukkake'd and you could find a guy 30 minutes after the 1.00

07:16:10.560 Bukkake to like take you on a date and kiss you all over the face. 1.00

07:16:16.160 I'm sure that shit would happen. 1.00

07:16:18.120 There are men who will pay for you, you know, pay for you. 1.00

07:16:21.060 Look, my personal rule, if there was a Bukkake within 24 hours, probably shouldn't pay for 1.00

07:16:27.040 the date or date at all, to be honest.

07:16:30.360 But have you done a Bukkake?

07:16:32.280 It would be listed if I did.

07:16:33.660 It would be listed.

07:16:36.680 It's in the works though.

07:16:39.200 It's in the works.

07:16:40.140 Oh, that's good.

07:16:40.420 Look, I'm just, I understand that there are still men, you could have three other men's 0.97

07:16:47.260 semen in various parts of your body. 1.00

07:16:50.340 It could be in your fucking, your digestive tract. 1.00

07:16:53.080 That's why you, Brooklyn, that's why you got so many stomach issues. 1.00

07:16:56.680 There's too much cum in there. 0.99

07:16:58.280 It's cum's good for you. 0.99

07:16:59.180 It has a lot of protein. 0.97

07:16:59.840 I mean, I feel like some women, anyways, um, you as you sex workers, you could have 1.00

07:17:09.840 cum in your digestive tract. 1.00

07:17:11.660 You can have it in your nostrils.

07:17:13.660 It could be in your ear lobe.

07:17:15.120 It could be in your ear. 1.00

07:17:16.340 It could be in your pussy. 1.00

07:17:17.280 It could be in your noose. 1.00

07:17:20.000 You will find a guy. 1.00

07:17:21.500 There's some guy, there's fucking guys out there. 0.97

07:17:23.720 I mean, maybe you won't reveal that to them, but like there's guys who are going to take 0.99

07:17:27.460 you on a date and pay for your dinner.

07:17:29.040 I can't even get laid.

07:17:30.740 I can't even get laid.

07:17:32.720 Are you saying that because of those things, like we can find those guys, but the quality

07:17:36.820 of those men will be less?

07:17:37.860 I don't even know.

07:17:38.840 I don't, who knows? 0.99

07:17:39.660 Some guys are into some fucking weird shit, but what I'm saying is I'm just having a convo. 0.99

07:17:44.420 I'm just having a convo. 0.99

07:17:45.140 Some guys? 1.00

07:17:45.760 I'm saying if there's another man's cum in your pussy, man should not pay for your dinner. 1.00

07:17:54.640 I mean, that's, I mean, yeah. 1.00

07:17:55.820 Some guys are cucks though, and they might like it. 0.57

07:17:57.280 They might be turned on by the fact. 0.96

07:17:58.580 But the guy who's not a cuck should not. 0.99

07:18:01.140 You might get turned on by the fact that people look at you and want to see you have sex and 1.00

07:18:04.580 be like, damn, this girl's so hot. 0.99

07:18:06.460 Okay, Brooklyn, here's the situation. 0.99

07:18:07.720 Let's say you just did a scene with some dude and he done blasted all over you in every possible

07:18:13.540 way, and then I get the lifeline call from the guy you're going on a date with, and he's 0.97

07:18:19.100 like, yo, Brian, I'm taking Brooklyn out to fucking Chili's. 0.95

07:18:25.780 That's an upscale place, right? 0.99

07:18:27.280 I don't know.

07:18:27.780 Maybe not. 1.00

07:18:28.700 I'm taking Brooklyn, batty Brooklyn, to a fucking dinner. 1.00

07:18:33.920 Should I buy a fucking hamburger? 1.00

07:18:37.580 And I'd be like, listen up, you fucking dipshit. 1.00

07:18:41.800 Look, I get you're into, you know, I get you want fucking another man to come all over 1.00

07:18:46.960 you. 1.00

07:18:47.140 That's, oh my God, what the fuck? 1.00

07:18:49.260 I get you're weird like that, fucking dude. 1.00

07:18:51.700 But bro, you should not. 1.00

07:18:54.180 Don't, don't go on the date.

07:18:55.540 Don't pay for the date.

07:18:56.700 But if you're going to go on the date, you shouldn't pay for the date.

07:18:58.900 Why are you going to come inside?

07:18:59.680 You're going on a date.

07:19:00.400 I don't think most people go on dates.

07:19:02.180 Brooklyn, have you ever gone on a date with a man and had another man come inside of

07:19:09.380 you in some way?

07:19:10.520 I knew a girl who didn't do OnlyFans who did that. 1.00

07:19:12.340 I've never done that, but she would. 0.99

07:19:13.860 Brooklyn, be so honest, even in college when you was fucking dudes, you were fucking frat 1.00

07:19:19.300 boys, you were fucking all of these guys, you were fucking, who the fuck were you fucking 1.00

07:19:23.060 in the fucking college? 1.00

07:19:24.520 You ran through the track team, the fucking javelin thrower, the fucking hurdlers, you 1.00

07:19:29.480 were fucking the hurdlers. 1.00

07:19:30.660 Let me tell you, you, you wanted your face to be there when they were fucking hurdling 1.00

07:19:35.140 over the hurdles. 1.00

07:19:36.080 Let me fucking tell you, that shit was crazy. 1.00

07:19:39.060 But I'm telling you, Brooklyn, you cannot expect, what the fuck, you can't expect a guy. 1.00

07:19:44.860 You don't. 1.00

07:19:46.280 I'm done.

07:19:46.960 You can't expect a guy.

07:19:50.200 Look, I'm just saying, you know, maybe I'm old fashioned.

07:19:53.300 Okay.

07:19:53.580 I'm a bit old fashioned.

07:19:54.860 Old. 0.99

07:19:55.040 If you're a woman and another man's cum is inside of you, you got to let the guy, the 1.00

07:20:01.460 guy, you got to give him a pass. 0.99

07:20:02.840 He shouldn't have to pay for the date.

07:20:04.120 I mean, yeah.

07:20:04.800 My question for you is, um, cause you mentioned, you know, a man might be into that.

07:20:09.360 Is that someone that you would want to date?

07:20:13.160 Because it seems like it would just be another person kind of objectifying you.

07:20:18.580 And I don't know if you would want to, for lack of a better term, bring your work home

07:20:22.460 like that.

07:20:22.960 Um, I want a guy who's like kinky, you know, into things that I like too. 0.94

07:20:27.860 Okay.

07:20:28.180 Um, what do you, what's kinky to you?

07:20:31.280 Hey, what are we talking about here?

07:20:32.760 What are you talking about? 0.99

07:20:33.400 You want to be fucking slapped around a little bit? 1.00

07:20:35.360 Like anal gang bangs, maybe. 1.00

07:20:36.280 I've never done one. 0.98

07:20:36.980 Like, did you, what did you say?

07:20:38.080 Anal gang bangs, stuff like that. 0.99

07:20:39.420 Anal, hey, anal, hey, hold on. 0.99

07:20:41.400 2026, it's vanilla at this point. 1.00

07:20:43.720 Anal's vanilla.

07:20:44.280 DP diva.

07:20:45.720 Hey, uh, Brooklyn, you're back in the nineties here.

07:20:48.380 Okay. 0.98

07:20:48.540 This isn't the fucking nineties. 0.98

07:20:50.020 Okay. 1.00

07:20:50.680 Fucking, she's a little kinky here. 1.00

07:20:52.160 Okay. 1.00

07:20:52.540 Well, she likes to get slapped around a little bit. 1.00

07:20:54.220 What are we talking? 0.92

07:20:55.440 Like group things or cuck, like maybe watching.

07:20:58.820 What about this? 0.89

07:20:59.940 You like, are you want to be cucked?

07:21:02.540 Is that when someone watches me?

07:21:04.700 No, no. 0.86

07:21:05.240 So like a cuck queen. 1.00

07:21:06.480 So that's basically like you're laying on the bed. 0.98

07:21:09.700 I place another girl on top of you and you feel every thrust for the other woman. 1.00

07:21:17.700 That's really cool.

07:21:18.300 Like, but you ain't getting it.

07:21:19.980 The other woman is getting the thrust. 1.00

07:21:21.500 Mm-hmm. 0.95

07:21:22.300 That, that would be a cuck. 0.99

07:21:23.600 That's a pretty insane cuck queen. 1.00

07:21:26.500 Don't get so excited, Leviathan. 0.94

07:21:30.240 I actually did that for a scene once.

07:21:31.960 Hey, so listen, listen.

07:21:33.380 This is cool.

07:21:34.080 Sorry, sorry.

07:21:34.740 Look, I'm just saying, Brooklyn, look, as your Italian older brother, I think we can get you back on the right track.

07:21:42.300 Now, listen, Brooklyn, you're a nice gal. 1.00

07:21:44.680 You seem nice aside from the gang bangs. 0.91

07:21:46.900 This is what we got to do.

07:21:49.420 We're going to get you.

07:21:51.100 You've probably already made a good amount of money.

07:21:53.720 You're going to put it in, you're going to put it in Doge. 0.99

07:21:57.120 What the fuck is this accent? 0.99

07:21:58.940 You're going to put it in Doge. 1.00

07:21:59.980 Doge, you got some investments.

07:22:02.680 We're getting you out.

07:22:03.840 Are you trying to save her right now?

07:22:04.940 This is, this is extraction.

07:22:07.340 We're extracting, Brooklyn.

07:22:09.060 Yeah, put it in S&P 500. 0.94

07:22:10.900 I'm in extracting all of you from sex work tonight. 0.73

07:22:13.940 Guys, he's doing a pretty woman. 0.94

07:22:14.540 On the whatever podcast.

07:22:15.860 I'm extracting all y'all.

07:22:18.400 Extracted. 0.95

07:22:18.800 Does that mean I get to get laid?

07:22:23.440 What?

07:22:24.080 Huh?

07:22:24.600 Huh?

07:22:25.120 Did you just say get laid?

07:22:26.580 Yeah.

07:22:27.060 All right, listen.

07:22:28.520 How can I get laid?

07:22:29.680 But so, Brooklyn, you also said. 1.00

07:22:32.200 Damn it. 0.99

07:22:33.060 Hey. 0.99

07:22:34.120 Hey, how long has it been for you?

07:22:35.740 What, two weeks?

07:22:37.000 I wish.

07:22:37.940 How long has it been?

07:22:38.860 How long you been celibate?

07:22:40.380 That's a good question.

07:22:41.320 We ask everybody. 0.86

07:22:42.440 Too damn long. 0.99

07:22:42.860 When's the last time you had sex? 0.99

07:22:45.520 Come on, tell us the how long. 0.57

07:22:46.660 When's the last time? 0.99

07:22:47.600 Oral sex counts. 0.99

07:22:49.860 Tuesday. 0.89

07:22:51.600 Excuse me.

07:22:52.340 Two weeks ago.

07:22:53.080 Two.

07:22:53.300 I couldn't help it.

07:22:53.720 I think two weeks ago also.

07:22:55.340 Wait, hold on.

07:22:56.440 Let's go one other time.

07:22:57.820 I was rating your burp.

07:22:58.780 Sorry.

07:22:59.360 I'm trying to think.

07:23:00.600 I don't know.

07:23:01.260 Come on.

07:23:04.080 Eight months, seven months, nine months?

07:23:05.960 No.

07:23:07.020 No.

07:23:07.600 She doesn't count the last one because it was small.

07:23:11.020 What?

07:23:13.200 What is small?

07:23:14.960 Can you show small?

07:23:15.600 It's on my Instagram.

07:23:16.940 I made a reel.

07:23:17.880 Like medically fascinating?

07:23:18.520 No, like actually, like.

07:23:20.640 Can we, wait.

07:23:21.440 No, like, like this, like.

07:23:25.340 Like three, four inches?

07:23:27.620 She did a clone of Willie.

07:23:29.440 I mean, that's not.

07:23:30.140 And I put my hand around it and it literally, like.

07:23:32.760 Oh, you cloned it?

07:23:35.180 Look, I'm not no size queen, okay?

07:23:38.080 If it's four or five inches, I have no problem with taking that. 1.00

07:23:41.980 I don't need a fucking toilet. 0.99

07:23:42.820 How many times were you sober, though? 1.00

07:23:45.700 Okay.

07:23:46.580 Okay.

07:23:47.140 Wait, so last time you had sex, seven, nine months?

07:23:50.760 When was the, I guess you said the smaller man?

07:23:54.880 It was recent.

07:23:56.060 How recent?

07:23:56.780 Month ago.

07:23:57.560 Month ago.

07:23:57.820 Hey, well, she's, oh, it's been so long.

07:24:00.600 What about you?

07:24:01.380 What?

07:24:01.980 Oh, undisclosed.

07:24:03.380 Come on.

07:24:03.780 Didn't she say it?

07:24:05.100 Two weeks or something?

07:24:05.840 No, I was rating your burp.

07:24:07.300 Oh, okay.

07:24:08.860 Tuesday.

07:24:09.700 Tuesday?

07:24:10.200 Mm-hmm.

07:24:10.520 Like two weeks.

07:24:11.240 Two weeks.

07:24:13.400 Today?

07:24:14.360 No.

07:24:15.340 Uh.

07:24:18.200 Skip.

07:24:18.960 Skip.

07:24:19.380 Okay.

07:24:19.600 Yeah, skip. 0.97

07:24:20.080 I did a really cool blowjob video two weeks ago with a bib. 0.98

07:24:23.140 It says blowjob bib. 0.99

07:24:24.040 Sex. 1.00

07:24:24.880 A bib? 0.99

07:24:25.320 Does that have a lobster on it?

07:24:26.920 Have a what?

07:24:27.440 Like a red lobster?

07:24:28.080 No, no, no.

07:24:28.320 It was a lobster bib?

07:24:28.900 It was just pink.

07:24:29.720 Oh, okay.

07:24:30.000 It looks like that.

07:24:30.700 I'm not answering.

07:24:33.040 Two and a half years.

07:24:35.480 Okay.

07:24:36.340 Cool.

07:24:36.500 Oh, my fire.

07:24:37.960 Good times.

07:24:38.460 Oh, we have some chats coming through.

07:24:39.960 Thomas donated $69.

07:24:45.120 Don't want kids.

07:24:47.000 Imagine you got a degree for a job.

07:24:49.500 A job that only you can do.

07:24:51.720 A job so important that the whole world relies on it.

07:24:55.320 And you decide, nah, I'll pass.

07:24:58.620 I'd rather be a teacher. 1.00

07:25:00.340 Dumb. 0.98

07:25:02.080 Thomas, thank you for your message. 0.95

07:25:03.620 Appreciate it.

07:25:05.500 Thank you.

07:25:06.200 Thank you, Thomas.

07:25:06.740 Guys, W's in the chat. 0.81

07:25:07.840 Whoa, what the heck?

07:25:08.580 Thank you.

07:25:08.960 What does that mean?

07:25:09.720 Like, what does he mean?

07:25:10.900 I don't know.

07:25:11.640 I'm not sure.

07:25:12.780 They thought donated $69.

07:25:15.560 All right, so what do you women bring to the table then? 1.00

07:25:19.040 Funny how a rich man will change a poor woman's life, but a rich woman won't even look a poor man's ways. 1.00

07:25:24.960 That's not true.

07:25:25.800 That's not true at all.

07:25:26.900 I want a house husband. 0.75

07:25:28.620 Same.

07:25:28.980 He doesn't need to have a job.

07:25:30.080 I don't want my husband to have a job.

07:25:32.060 Same.

07:25:32.500 I want to take care of my man.

07:25:34.820 Mm-hmm.

07:25:35.300 Uh.

07:25:37.820 Did anybody see that Nick Fuentes joke about how he kind of wants to marry an OF girl?

07:25:47.860 But he said he was, like, joking.

07:25:49.440 But he was joking.

07:25:51.740 Was he?

07:25:52.320 See how it's usually the ones you hate the most who are curious?

07:25:54.700 No, but he was joking.

07:25:55.700 He was joking.

07:25:56.320 But he was, like, I forgot exactly the framing.

07:25:59.720 But, anyways, thank you for your message, man.

07:26:02.460 Appreciate it, base, Thor. 0.99

07:26:04.320 But, Brooklyn, finishing up your fucking things here. 0.99

07:26:08.220 You said men shouldn't expect anything in return if they planned the date and paid for the dinner. 1.00

07:26:16.300 Um.

07:26:17.740 Wait, what did I say that?

07:26:19.160 Men also shouldn't expect anything in return if they planned a date and paid for the dinner.

07:26:23.160 I mean, I don't disagree.

07:26:24.960 I think I meant, like, for sex.

07:26:25.200 Like, I mean, like, I don't want them to just assume they're going to have sex because they paid. 0.55

07:26:28.660 Because I think, I mean, they probably will get it.

07:26:30.360 But it's, like, I don't want them to assume that.

07:26:32.500 And, like, I think that's kind of cheap.

07:26:33.480 Yeah, I agree.

07:26:33.500 I think that's weird if a guy's, like, well, I paid for dinner.

07:26:35.000 That's what I meant by that.

07:26:35.760 I paid for dinner.

07:26:36.600 Like, that's weird.

07:26:37.140 Yeah, I don't like that.

07:26:39.020 That, yeah, that's, I agree.

07:26:40.320 That's weird.

07:26:41.980 Just because you take a girl out for a date, dinner, whatever, it doesn't mean you're entitled to anything.

07:26:46.660 So, I think you said dating apps are awesome.

07:26:49.920 You said you think the idea of having kids with a man is terrifying.

07:26:54.380 Yeah.

07:26:54.860 The sacrifice women make compared to men is outstanding? 1.00

07:26:58.600 I think when it comes to having kids.

07:27:01.160 So, my fear with having kids with a guy is I get pregnant, I gain weight.

07:27:06.100 Guy doesn't like me anymore, he cheats on me.

07:27:08.340 And now I have no, or if I was a traditional wife, I had no career.

07:27:11.480 And I had his kids.

07:27:12.820 Then I, he leaves me.

07:27:15.200 I can't get a career.

07:27:16.740 Yeah, the biggest blessing is a child.

07:27:19.180 And you'll never understand that, ever, until you have one.

07:27:22.320 I mean, you seem pretty trim.

07:27:24.260 Are you taking Ozempic, or?

07:27:25.880 No, I was a D1 runner.

07:27:27.200 Yeah, I saw on your Instagram you used to do track.

07:27:29.360 Yeah.

07:27:29.960 Yeah, you're fit.

07:27:30.860 What, you, you're not going to get fat? 0.57

07:27:32.460 Is your mom fat? 1.00

07:27:33.520 No. 0.61

07:27:34.200 Yeah, you're fine.

07:27:35.000 You're fine.

07:27:35.600 What, what is she doing? 0.71

07:27:36.580 You gain weight when you're pregnant.

07:27:37.640 We can't even see it.

07:27:39.060 Well, yeah, you're not.

07:27:39.520 But just in general, like, you gain, or you can have thyroid problems after.

07:27:42.000 Like, there's so many things.

07:27:42.860 Like, there are.

07:27:43.480 There's just so many things.

07:27:44.100 There's a lot of areas.

07:27:44.760 I've got to get up for a bit, but I'll let the girls engage on that. 0.76

07:27:47.380 Convo, if you want to.

07:27:48.280 Oh, yeah.

07:27:49.000 I gain, like, postpartum psychosis scares me really bad.

07:27:51.360 I love that you love being a mom.

07:27:52.640 That is, that is super scary.

07:27:53.460 Yeah, it's a great blessing.

07:27:54.780 There's just so many things.

07:27:56.200 You want to have, like, 10 of them.

07:27:56.480 From your initial note, it seemed, are you more concerned about the overall health risks

07:28:01.440 with pregnancy, or are you more concerned about how those health risks might impact your

07:28:07.180 relationship and kind of ending up alone with a child?

07:28:09.440 Yeah, it's that.

07:28:10.320 That one?

07:28:10.840 Mm-hmm.

07:28:11.120 Well, that's scary.

07:28:11.640 And then also not having a career, so, like, being a traditional wife, like, you stay

07:28:15.700 at home the whole time, and then it's like, okay, I go to get a job after that, after

07:28:18.860 my husband leaves, but then they're like, oh, you have this big gap in your resume.

07:28:22.020 Can't get a job here.

07:28:22.840 We want someone else who's been working.

07:28:24.200 It makes it significantly harder to get a job.

07:28:26.740 Yeah, 100%.

07:28:27.620 I will say that if you are having a child with a man who may leave you if you gain weight,

07:28:36.920 it's the wrong man.

07:28:38.000 But you never know.

07:28:39.220 And you never know, but you know to a point.

07:28:42.260 Yeah.

07:28:42.520 I mean, there's the odds and the ends, but if you have those in-depth conversations,

07:28:52.320 engage things along the way, it can happen, but it's significantly reduced risk.

07:29:01.080 I feel like you hear about it with celebrities, too.

07:29:03.240 Like, they'll, this isn't with pregnancy, but they'll get famous, I guess, and then they

07:29:07.320 leave because they have a better option.

07:29:08.820 And, like, that could happen while you're pregnant as well.

07:29:10.760 You're like, oh, my wife doesn't look good. 1.00

07:29:12.640 We don't have sex anymore.

07:29:13.980 Oh, this pretty younger girl wants to hang out. 0.98

07:29:16.060 Okay.

07:29:16.340 And then you cheat.

07:29:17.600 Those are real, real fears and, you know, human things to think about.

07:29:23.760 But you also have to, like, weigh is letting this fear controlling my life and my decisions

07:29:31.540 worth the benefits and the beautiful, like, gifts that would come, you know?

07:29:39.200 Are you allowing the fear to control your life?

07:29:42.860 And you never know what you'd be missing out on.

07:29:45.560 That's true.

07:29:46.200 By succumbing to your fear.

07:29:48.560 I just have family that have struggled with that after they've had kids.

07:29:52.260 And it just puts, like, everyone in my family.

07:29:54.600 So it just puts kind of a scary taste when everyone in my family has had that problem.

07:29:58.760 I will say one thing to keep in mind as well, because you shared earlier that you do have

07:30:03.940 a good relationship with your parents.

07:30:05.540 Is that correct?

07:30:07.960 That is, you know, a benefit that should help reduce that fear a little bit.

07:30:12.320 That's true.

07:30:12.540 Because you will have community.

07:30:16.640 And, yeah, I would say just don't throw caution to the wind.

07:30:23.380 But, you know, don't balance that fear with the risk.

07:30:27.460 You know what I mean?

07:30:28.080 And make sure that you are being selective.

07:30:30.300 Make sure that you are picking someone that's a high-quality person.

07:30:34.060 Once again, someone that doesn't just view you as an object and doesn't just view you

07:30:39.560 from what they can get from you or how they can, what benefit you provide,

07:30:47.780 but someone that genuinely adores you.

07:30:50.080 And I think that that really can be super difficult to discern, especially if you've been objectified

07:30:58.580 voluntarily or involuntarily for a long time.

07:31:02.260 It's hard to discern that from genuine, true love.

07:31:08.620 That's true.

07:31:10.300 So keep that in mind.

07:31:12.160 But it will be difficult with your current lifestyle.

07:31:15.880 And you will be more likely to encounter and to proceed with men that are probably not on the up and up.

07:31:29.080 And be very, very precise on where you're getting these men from.

07:31:33.580 The lifestyle that you're living right now, you are not.

07:31:37.660 I understand where that fear is coming from with the lifestyle that you're engaging with right now.

07:31:42.740 So maybe if you change that, what you're in right now, you may have a lot better of men to pick from.

07:31:52.320 I don't think it's necessarily just my job because my family doesn't do my job, but my siblings have had that problem.

07:31:56.740 What are these crumbs on the table, man?

07:31:58.160 We've got seven women here and the table is this dirty. 1.00

07:32:01.700 I thought y'all were women. 1.00

07:32:03.480 Them cookies are fucking good, bro. 1.00

07:32:06.260 You guys are cleaning shit up here. 1.00

07:32:08.080 Them cookies are fucking good, bro. 1.00

07:32:10.160 She was eating that shit, bro. 1.00

07:32:13.240 That cookies are good. 1.00

07:32:14.380 She was busting down. 1.00

07:32:15.660 For sure.

07:32:17.400 Welcome to the Brooke intervention episode.

07:32:20.680 Just kidding.

07:32:21.720 Brooklyn.

07:32:22.860 I'm way too serious.

07:32:24.460 But I don't need to know what you guys are talking about, to be honest.

07:32:28.320 Hey, Liviana.

07:32:29.680 Levathan.

07:32:30.580 Lev...

07:32:30.980 Lev...

07:32:31.740 Oh, is she in the bathroom? 1.00

07:32:33.660 Shit, she's probably like... 1.00

07:32:34.840 Probably. 1.00

07:32:35.160 Okay, I'll have to get back to her notes. 0.98

07:32:38.240 Raquel, that was the girl who couldn't come because, you know, guys, the shit before the 0.98

07:32:43.760 show. 0.99

07:32:44.160 We got...

07:32:44.580 I mean, it worked out.

07:32:45.340 I overbooked, so it actually worked out perfectly.

07:32:48.320 Nine is our goal number.

07:32:50.520 We had a couple no-shows, a couple flakes.

07:32:53.460 This girl... 0.94

07:32:55.040 And it was actually valid.

07:32:56.200 Sometimes girls lie about, oh, I can't come, blah, blah, blah. 1.00

07:32:58.820 Something happened.

07:32:59.960 I just got lip filler. 0.99

07:33:00.980 My lips look all fucked up. 0.99

07:33:02.160 So, her sister had an allergic reaction to peanut butter. 1.00

07:33:08.540 And I was like, bullshit. 0.99

07:33:10.680 And then she sends me a video. 1.00

07:33:12.960 She sends me a video in the hospital. 1.00

07:33:15.820 And her sister's all fucked up. 1.00

07:33:17.600 I'm like, oh, shit. 1.00

07:33:19.040 Okay, well... 1.00

07:33:20.260 Oh, somebody raided us?

07:33:23.020 Who is this?

07:33:24.240 Just Jessica? 0.55

07:33:25.520 Who's that?

07:33:26.980 Who is this?

07:33:27.780 Who's just...

07:33:29.760 I don't know who that is, but Jessica, thank you for the raid.

07:33:31.660 I appreciate it.

07:33:32.600 First time seeing you.

07:33:33.920 Who is that?

07:33:34.480 I have no idea.

07:33:35.540 It's like they are streaming to three people.

07:33:37.480 Who knows?

07:33:38.380 Thank you, Jessica, for the raid.

07:33:41.340 I think, I guess.

07:33:42.500 I don't know.

07:33:42.960 Thank you, thank you.

07:33:46.000 Okay.

07:33:47.700 Kitty, you. 0.61

07:33:49.260 Yes.

07:33:50.380 Okay.

07:33:50.960 We talked about the mommy stuff.

07:33:52.500 You said you need a man to dominate. 0.89

07:33:55.360 You call yourself an ABG.

07:33:57.080 What's an ABG for the people who don't know?

07:33:59.080 I never called myself an ABG.

07:34:00.500 Or you hashtag ABG.

07:34:03.260 I think it's in your Twitter.

07:34:04.280 Hashtag ABG.

07:34:05.840 Oh, no.

07:34:06.800 Asian Boba Girl or whatever the song is.

07:34:07.880 Asian Baby Girl? 0.65

07:34:08.720 No, I'm not an ABG.

07:34:09.780 That one's actually clickbait.

07:34:11.620 Oh, wow.

07:34:12.320 Those are the ones.

07:34:13.080 Yeah, you're not really an ABG.

07:34:14.260 No. 1.00

07:34:14.420 You're just a toxic Filipina. 1.00

07:34:15.860 I am not a toxic Filipina. 0.99

07:34:17.240 I am a very kind Filipina. 0.99

07:34:19.400 So, yeah, you're a bit of a sadist. 0.98

07:34:21.020 You seem to like to hurt men. 0.96

07:34:22.400 I feel like you haven't let on, like, all the stuff. 0.99

07:34:25.900 You should be enumerating all the crazy shit you've done to dudes. 0.98

07:34:29.780 I mean, she did spit on me in our first interaction. 1.00

07:34:32.620 I did.

07:34:33.720 I did.

07:34:34.140 Wait, really?

07:34:34.320 Yeah.

07:34:34.420 And then she farted on me earlier. 1.00

07:34:35.480 She farted on me, too.

07:34:36.820 I don't know what you're talking about.

07:34:40.420 Let's see here.

07:34:41.440 You said you like submissive men. 0.84

07:34:43.160 You threatened to date with a knife.

07:34:44.800 Okay, that one was the same guy, but that was, um, I actually don't remember much of that.

07:34:53.440 Yeah, you blacked out in rage.

07:34:55.780 Kind of, yeah. 0.93

07:34:57.440 But I do like to dominate men.

07:34:59.340 I like, like, I'll take care of them if they, you know, in a very nice way.

07:35:09.980 Like, I'll cook for them.

07:35:11.180 I'll take care of them and stuff.

07:35:13.900 What happened?

07:35:15.000 Wait.

07:35:16.940 Let's see here.

07:35:17.980 Yeah.

07:35:18.920 Oh, no.

07:35:19.480 What are you bringing up?

07:35:19.960 Okay.

07:35:20.540 Uh, okay.

07:35:22.340 Uh, let's see.

07:35:23.580 We have...

07:35:24.520 Like, don't...

07:35:25.080 Like, what did you...

07:35:25.760 Would you ever date?

07:35:26.220 But what was the story with the threatened to date with a knife?

07:35:28.420 What do you mean?

07:35:29.180 Oh, um...

07:35:30.500 Is that another felony charge?

07:35:32.100 No, no.

07:35:32.840 Okay, okay.

07:35:33.640 Was it a first date?

07:35:35.020 No.

07:35:35.600 I didn't...

07:35:36.280 It wasn't dates.

07:35:37.120 Um, it's like a...

07:35:40.240 I don't go on, like, date, date, date.

07:35:42.260 It's, like, date and, like, hang out.

07:35:44.440 Maybe, like, a date and a hang out.

07:35:46.300 Mm-hmm.

07:35:46.940 Um, so there's another hang out.

07:35:49.760 And...

07:35:50.360 Oh, my gosh.

07:35:52.040 Why am I blinking out on this story?

07:35:54.580 You wrote it!

07:35:55.460 I know, I know.

07:35:56.320 But I'm blinking out right now for some reason.

07:35:59.200 Come on.

07:35:59.920 Energy drinks...

07:36:01.000 Energy...

07:36:01.720 Well, you know, you already think of me as a sadist, so why don't I talk about the nice

07:36:06.860 things I do for men?

07:36:07.640 Tell us the knife story.

07:36:10.140 Okay, so...

07:36:11.660 He made me mad.

07:36:12.940 I think he was...

07:36:13.540 Ugh.

07:36:14.520 Yeah.

07:36:14.880 Your boyfriend?

07:36:15.800 Yeah, I caught him with the...

07:36:16.860 Okay, I do remember now.

07:36:17.960 I caught him with his co-worker, and he worked at a dispensary, and he was smoking in the

07:36:23.140 car with another girl, and I went to go bring him lunch.

07:36:26.420 And then by the time I got...

07:36:28.440 He got home, um, I had a knife to him waiting for him, and...

07:36:34.480 Yeah, but that wasn't...

07:36:37.060 Like, how big was the knife?

07:36:40.600 It was like a kitchen knife that I...

07:36:42.080 Like, was it a katana?

07:36:42.920 I still have...

07:36:43.500 No.

07:36:44.160 It was just a kitchen knife.

07:36:45.020 I still have it.

07:36:45.400 Was it a rapier?

07:36:46.820 No.

07:36:47.700 Kitchen knife!

07:36:48.040 That's a type of sword.

07:36:49.100 I know.

07:36:49.660 Was it a dagger?

07:36:50.880 No.

07:36:51.240 Kitchen knife!

07:36:51.940 Kitchen knife!

07:36:52.740 Was it a butcher cleaver, a cleaver, butcher's cleaver?

07:36:56.700 No, it was like a vegetable knife.

07:36:57.740 You go, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, you know?

07:37:00.300 Was it a...

07:37:01.900 I'm trying to think of other swords.

07:37:05.160 Was it a...

07:37:07.160 Zwangentina? 1.00

07:37:09.860 What's that fucking sword called? 1.00

07:37:11.540 A Zwaihander? 1.00

07:37:12.720 Wait, Zwai?

07:37:13.700 Zwei? 0.99

07:37:14.340 My shitty. 0.98

07:37:15.260 I think it's Zwei. 0.98

07:37:16.740 Zwaihander? 1.00

07:37:17.340 Zwaihander. 0.99

07:37:18.300 Mary, Google Zwaihander.

07:37:20.020 Yeah?

07:37:20.840 I'm like super grateful for the metal detector situation.

07:37:22.860 Google that.

07:37:24.740 It's spelled Z-W-E-I-H-A-N-D-E-R.

07:37:29.680 Yeah, I use that. 1.00

07:37:30.800 Google that shit, Mary. 1.00

07:37:32.100 Was it a Zwaihander? 1.00

07:37:32.900 Okay.

07:37:33.200 Yeah, it was a Zwaihander. 1.00

07:37:33.980 We get it. 1.00

07:37:34.300 That's a fucking kitchen knife. 1.00

07:37:36.100 Okay, so, but did you stab him? 1.00

07:37:37.820 No, I didn't.

07:37:38.600 A Zwaihander. 1.00

07:37:39.460 I didn't.

07:37:40.240 The wiki?

07:37:41.460 The wiki?

07:37:42.660 Oh my god.

07:37:43.300 Click on it?

07:37:43.860 No, click on the link.

07:37:45.540 God, it's perfect.

07:37:46.820 No, no, no.

07:37:47.360 Just pull...

07:37:48.060 What?

07:37:48.140 Yeah.

07:37:50.980 Zwaihander. 0.99

07:37:52.040 It wasn't...

07:37:52.780 Okay, never mind.

07:37:53.760 I'm sorry.

07:37:54.200 I'm being cringe.

07:37:55.420 Did you actually stab him?

07:37:56.860 No, I didn't.

07:37:57.360 I didn't.

07:37:57.640 But did you hold it up to him?

07:37:58.660 Yes.

07:37:59.260 How close to his neck?

07:38:01.700 How far or close was it?

07:38:06.800 A little closer than you.

07:38:09.620 And my roommates were literally watching.

07:38:11.960 And then they didn't say anything. 1.00

07:38:13.960 What the fuck? 0.99

07:38:14.640 And he kept on looking back to my roommates, and my roommates were just like, not... 1.00

07:38:17.900 They were just like...

07:38:19.020 Stop it.

07:38:19.560 No, mom.

07:38:20.300 Get some help.

07:38:21.900 I'm not, like, usually violent at all.

07:38:24.260 It's like...

07:38:24.960 Do you...

07:38:25.300 Are you seeing a therapist at the moment?

07:38:26.900 No, it's like the product...

07:38:28.040 You know how...

07:38:28.780 It's like the product of, you know, like reactive abuse.

07:38:31.600 You said you wanted to talk about...

07:38:33.520 Talk on how men should treat women.

07:38:37.300 Oh, well, we already kind of did that, so...

07:38:39.300 Oh, okay.

07:38:39.880 Yeah.

07:38:40.500 And then you wanted...

07:38:41.700 How you approach men?

07:38:43.320 Oh, I love...

07:38:43.980 I kind of wanted to know how everybody approaches men, so...

07:38:47.240 But I kind of already asked that while you were gone.

07:38:49.820 Oh, okay.

07:38:50.320 Then I must have missed it.

07:38:52.040 You said you...

07:38:52.980 What you expect from them.

07:38:54.140 You have a more domi-mommy approach.

07:38:57.120 We already talked about that.

07:38:58.520 Family stuff?

07:38:59.600 No, I don't want to talk about family stuff.

07:39:00.720 You said, like, how men say bad fathers make girls that do OF.

07:39:04.640 We kind of already went on that.

07:39:05.900 I guess so.

07:39:06.680 Okay, final person's notes.

07:39:08.480 Then we have a few questionnaire things, a few other questions, but...

07:39:11.360 Kind of the final stretch here.

07:39:13.080 We have Levi-a-a-la-la-la-la-la.

07:39:17.000 You can call me Livy.

07:39:18.560 Are those...

07:39:18.960 What are those?

07:39:19.560 Metal?

07:39:19.940 Or are they wood?

07:39:20.700 Or what is that?

07:39:21.540 They're metal.

07:39:22.800 Okay, just don't give it to...

07:39:24.460 Don't give it to her, because she stabs...

07:39:26.340 I'm nice! 0.99

07:39:27.160 She stabs people, okay? 0.98

07:39:27.960 I'm kind.

07:39:28.760 I did not stab anybody.

07:39:29.560 Just be careful.

07:39:30.140 Okay?

07:39:30.380 Yeah. 0.95

07:39:30.580 I don't want her to fuck up somebody else's eye.

07:39:33.480 I'm, like, the nicest girl here. 0.98

07:39:35.740 She might poke out. 0.91

07:39:38.500 Like, we definitely, like...

07:39:39.740 She's really close, so we... 0.58

07:39:41.280 She's only got one eye to spare, so we can't, like, be trying to fuck up her other eye. 0.89

07:39:45.700 I'm sweet. 0.94

07:39:46.160 I would treat you right.

07:39:47.200 Okay.

07:39:47.460 Okay.

07:39:47.520 So, Leviathan, you're just a girly... 0.83

07:39:53.880 You're just a girl too sleuty for her own good. 1.00

07:39:57.540 I don't know where I saw that, but it was either in your notes or in your Twitter or something.

07:40:01.580 It was one of my bios, yeah.

07:40:02.420 In one of your bios.

07:40:03.760 What is it...

07:40:04.600 What do you mean by that?

07:40:05.680 Too sleuty for your own good. 0.99

07:40:07.880 Oh, slew is a word I started using instead of slut. 0.99

07:40:11.160 No, I know what sleuty is. 0.96

07:40:13.080 Like, for my own good?

07:40:14.600 Yeah, but what do you mean when you say that?

07:40:15.940 Like, I get up to trouble sometimes.

07:40:18.160 Like gangbangs?

07:40:19.560 No, I don't do that, actually.

07:40:21.180 Oh, okay.

07:40:21.440 Oh, man.

07:40:23.500 So, what...

07:40:24.700 It's not very...

07:40:25.500 I'm not very sleuty of you, to be honest.

07:40:28.020 Yeah.

07:40:28.420 You're kind of an amateur. 1.00

07:40:29.800 Fucking amateur. 1.00

07:40:31.300 Amateur. 1.00

07:40:32.200 I didn't know you were so Christian.

07:40:34.200 Sorry, guys.

07:40:35.020 Okay.

07:40:35.300 I think they're great.

07:40:36.180 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

07:40:36.680 I like to watch them, but I think I'm too nervous to participate instead.

07:40:41.340 Interesting.

07:40:42.420 Not me.

07:40:42.920 Gangbangs.

07:40:44.660 But, I don't know.

07:40:45.780 I do a lot.

07:40:46.440 Just me on my farm.

07:40:47.520 Getting up to no good.

07:40:48.420 You have a farm?

07:40:49.220 I do have a farm, yeah.

07:40:51.200 Okay.

07:40:52.400 You do boy-girl content, girl-girl content. 0.87

07:40:54.820 Wait, it says you do threesomes and orgies.

07:40:58.260 But that's just with other girls. 0.98

07:40:59.520 I don't count that.

07:41:00.060 Oh, just other girls. 0.98

07:41:01.280 You've never done a threesome with a guy involved?

07:41:04.800 Is she...

07:41:05.440 She's, like, known for a girl-girl.

07:41:07.920 She does a ton of girl-girl. 0.90

07:41:09.220 Okay.

07:41:09.800 Wow.

07:41:10.280 Do you have a... 0.72

07:41:10.980 So, are you bisexual, or is it just for content? 0.61

07:41:13.260 I'm bisexual, but...

07:41:15.060 I like men more.

07:41:18.800 Okay.

07:41:19.200 Like, I like to... 1.00

07:41:20.400 Like, I like to have the intercourse with women. 1.00

07:41:25.600 I'm definitely attracted to women. 1.00

07:41:27.760 Do you prefer innies or outies? 0.97

07:41:30.440 I kind of like outies. 1.00

07:41:32.620 Team outie.

07:41:33.180 There you go.

07:41:33.580 But I like not the labias.

07:41:35.880 I like when the lips are big.

07:41:37.860 Oh, the outer labia. 0.96

07:41:38.980 Yeah, like a fat... 0.99

07:41:40.100 Like a fat cat. 0.94

07:41:41.760 Yeah.

07:41:41.920 Yeah, okay.

07:41:42.380 So, not the lips, but the outer...

07:41:43.960 So, the outer labia.

07:41:44.960 Okay.

07:41:45.240 When I say labia, I'm typically talking about the inner labia.

07:41:47.920 I know.

07:41:48.100 So, like the lips.

07:41:50.480 Okay.

07:41:51.880 Congrats.

07:41:53.260 Thanks.

07:41:54.860 But, yeah, I think I'd...

07:41:56.300 Like, I've only dated men.

07:42:01.160 Okay.

07:42:02.220 You said...

07:42:02.940 Did you tell us the crazy ex story?

07:42:05.300 Yeah.

07:42:06.600 Abusive.

07:42:07.260 You said he called the police on you.

07:42:08.400 The grandma one?

07:42:09.240 Yes.

07:42:09.860 He developed a relationship with your grandma.

07:42:11.760 Stalked you.

07:42:12.500 Lucy.

07:42:12.680 Wouldn't leave you alone until you started stripping and told him you were stripping.

07:42:16.160 Then you never heard from him again.

07:42:17.740 Yeah.

07:42:18.680 You said online dating will be the ruin of modern relationships.

07:42:22.340 Yes.

07:42:22.580 You never date a guy that regularly posts on Instagram.

07:42:24.780 I think you guys talked about that already.

07:42:26.880 We did. 0.81

07:42:27.480 And then you said men going to the gym is gay behavior.

07:42:30.600 A little bit, yeah.

07:42:33.240 Sorry, I know that's an unpopular take.

07:42:35.600 Don't you like gay people? 1.00

07:42:38.500 Like, gay men? 1.00

07:42:40.200 It's fruity, though. 0.98

07:42:41.160 Going to the gym, a little fruity.

07:42:42.400 No, it's not.

07:42:43.000 That's good stuff.

07:42:43.920 I go to the gym.

07:42:45.100 Yeah, like, as a man.

07:42:45.480 Am I fruity?

07:42:46.560 Wait, do you think it's also gay? 0.95

07:42:48.100 A little bit. 0.72

07:42:48.660 Especially, like, gym influencers.

07:42:50.320 Like, their whole audience is men. 0.98

07:42:51.720 I think they're sex. 0.73

07:42:53.200 Going to the gym and gym influencers are two completely different.

07:42:56.840 I think men should... 0.95

07:42:57.920 I don't like fat people. 1.00

07:42:59.360 I think everyone should go to the damn gym. 1.00

07:43:00.720 You can't just categorize every guy that goes to the gym as a gym fluencer. 0.99

07:43:05.260 Like, that's not fair.

07:43:05.560 That's not what I'm saying at all. 0.89

07:43:06.460 No, she's just saying men going to the gym is gay. 0.95

07:43:09.000 Exactly. 0.56

07:43:09.700 I feel like...

07:43:09.720 I think every man should go to the gym.

07:43:11.460 Every woman should go to the gym. 1.00

07:43:12.460 There should be no excuses for fat people.

07:43:14.060 I believe a person with a healthy lifestyle shouldn't have to go to the gym to maintain a healthy body.

07:43:21.600 I like men that...

07:43:23.060 I mean, I'm sure we could agree that you can have a good physique and be healthy and be fit and be strong without going to the gym.

07:43:30.660 There's other ways of exercising.

07:43:32.800 You can do all kinds of different stuff. 1.00

07:43:35.240 What, fucking Pilates? 0.99

07:43:36.160 No, I mean... 1.00

07:43:37.060 I mean, yeah.

07:43:37.980 You can see yoga.

07:43:39.840 Rock climbing.

07:43:41.580 Oh, I love rock climbing.

07:43:42.300 I do pole dancing, but I just have anxiety.

07:43:44.740 What are those guys who do, like, the body weight stuff?

07:43:47.080 Like, the calisthenics.

07:43:48.560 Yeah. 0.99

07:43:48.840 Those calisthenics guys are more gay. 1.00

07:43:50.280 It's the same thing. 0.98

07:43:51.280 I just think the culture around...

07:43:53.560 Are you sure you know what I'm talking about?

07:43:55.620 Vaguely, yeah.

07:43:57.600 Wait, how would calisthenics...

07:43:59.720 I was more just making a joke.

07:44:00.960 Oh, okay. 0.77

07:44:01.800 I think the culture around, like, men with the gym, it's very gay in nature.

07:44:06.460 Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, obviously.

07:44:09.280 Like, I like women. 1.00

07:44:09.840 I mean, it seems like you're a little homophobic there. 0.96

07:44:12.300 I think she just hates men. 0.99

07:44:13.300 You're a little homophobic, you know. 0.99

07:44:15.400 It's good you live in Florida, okay? 0.98

07:44:16.720 Strong world.

07:44:17.540 Good that you live in Florida.

07:44:18.000 Don't live in Florida.

07:44:18.900 Oh, okay.

07:44:19.380 It's good that you live in Arkansas.

07:44:21.900 Ohio.

07:44:22.860 Arkansas is nice.

07:44:23.660 Ohio?

07:44:24.100 Where do you...

07:44:24.720 Arkansas is nice.

07:44:25.640 You're in Ohio on your farm?

07:44:27.800 Am I?

07:44:29.540 Do you want me to be in Ohio?

07:44:31.820 Yeah, baby. 1.00

07:44:32.920 I want you to go to fucking Columbus and Cleveland and be fucking miserable. 1.00

07:44:37.520 That's what I want. 1.00

07:44:38.040 What about Canton? 0.98

07:44:38.880 I think Canton's the best place to be miserable. 0.92

07:44:41.600 You know what? 1.00

07:44:41.960 I'm going to send her to fucking Newark, New Jersey. 1.00

07:44:45.340 I hate New Jersey. 1.00

07:44:47.560 New Jersey sucks. 1.00

07:44:48.120 I'm not just Jersey. 1.00

07:44:48.800 I'm sending you to fucking Newark. 0.99

07:44:50.240 Oh. 1.00

07:44:50.480 I'm sending you...

07:44:51.880 What's that dilapidated place in Indiana?

07:44:55.700 I'm sending you to Gary, Indiana.

07:44:57.860 Ooh, Gary, Indiana? 1.00

07:44:58.220 So you can be fucking miserable with the blight and the fucked up, abandoned brick buildings. 1.00

07:45:07.320 You're going to Gary, Indiana. 1.00

07:45:09.000 I love that. 1.00

07:45:09.660 And you're going to become a fucking fentanyl-leaning... 1.00

07:45:12.340 What's it called? 1.00

07:45:14.020 Is it the fent...

07:45:14.740 Fentfold.

07:45:15.120 Fentfold.

07:45:16.100 Yeah, you're going to be fentfolding in Gary, Indiana.

07:45:19.020 How about that?

07:45:19.940 Would you go at her farm?

07:45:21.760 Sending women to dilapidated, previously nice cities. 1.00

07:45:31.660 I don't know where I'm going with that.

07:45:32.860 Never mind.

07:45:33.320 Would you visit her farm?

07:45:34.940 Whose farm?

07:45:36.100 This.

07:45:37.280 She'd have to pay me.

07:45:39.060 But you'd go?

07:45:40.220 She'd have to pay me.

07:45:41.140 I'm pricey, though.

07:45:42.720 Yeah?

07:45:43.400 I would take a tour.

07:45:44.880 I'll put you in the coop with my chickens. 0.99

07:45:46.620 Sounds like a threat.

07:45:51.100 Yo, it looks like...

07:45:53.080 Oh, hold on.

07:45:53.960 We have a...

07:45:54.420 Somebody bought some merch.

07:45:56.180 What the f...

07:45:56.840 Oh, my God.

07:45:57.620 These...

07:45:58.400 There it is.

07:45:59.300 Whatever Warrior 17...

07:46:00.400 Yo, thank you for the...

07:46:01.600 Looks like you bought a hoodie.

07:46:02.580 Thank you, man.

07:46:04.340 Help.

07:46:05.360 Thanks for helping me justify...

07:46:06.820 Thank you, man.

07:46:07.340 Appreciate the merch purchase.

07:46:08.900 Thank you, man.

07:46:10.300 Okay.

07:46:10.960 And that's it.

07:46:12.160 That's it.

07:46:12.620 We have a couple things from Questionnaire, a couple final questions.

07:46:17.480 So, here, really quick, let's just blast this out of the way.

07:46:21.780 Body count, starting with you.

07:46:25.860 14.

07:46:27.680 14?

07:46:28.340 I have a list.

07:46:29.060 Sure.

07:46:30.000 Body count?

07:46:31.200 Do I have to say?

07:46:31.960 You have to.

07:46:34.020 Three.

07:46:34.920 Three?

07:46:35.560 Yeah.

07:46:35.900 Sounds like a lie.

07:46:37.080 But, okay.

07:46:37.420 What about you?

07:46:38.660 So, I definitely don't know the exact number, but it's definitely in triple digits, for sure.

07:46:44.880 Like, 100.

07:46:46.480 Ballpark.

07:46:47.180 200, maybe.

07:46:49.060 150.

07:46:51.420 I've done a lot of gang bangs, too.

07:46:56.500 That's impressive.

07:46:57.440 I'm sorry.

07:46:58.060 I got every few hours, I got that.

07:47:00.140 Hey, listen. 1.00

07:47:01.680 God forbid I like to be a slut, okay? 1.00

07:47:04.080 Wait, can we try something really quick? 1.00

07:47:05.860 Oh, fuck. 1.00

07:47:06.280 Oh, wait. 1.00

07:47:06.820 Wait, what?

07:47:07.500 Never mind.

07:47:08.240 No, do it.

07:47:09.960 It's just too complicated at this point.

07:47:11.940 What?

07:47:13.140 It'd be funny. 1.00

07:47:15.100 Nah, it's fucking whatever. 1.00

07:47:16.960 Brian, come on. 0.99

07:47:18.180 You can't just open a door like that.

07:47:19.800 Hey, don't worry about it.

07:47:20.940 It's okay.

07:47:21.800 But, uh, where were they going with this?

07:47:24.800 What was the question? 0.99

07:47:25.500 Wait, what the fuck? 1.00

07:47:26.080 Body count. 1.00

07:47:27.000 Oh, body count.

07:47:27.920 So, you think it's 150?

07:47:30.100 Between 100 and 200, yeah.

07:47:32.120 Body count.

07:47:32.840 Okay, what about you?

07:47:34.060 Nine men.

07:47:35.320 How many lady friends? 0.97

07:47:36.880 I don't keep track, but maybe 20s?

07:47:39.880 Guestimate.

07:47:40.120 20s?

07:47:40.640 20s, okay.

07:47:41.720 All right, well, what about you?

07:47:43.000 Can I not say?

07:47:44.000 You, we need the answer, yo, for math and science.

07:47:47.720 Dude, her boyfriend's going to hate on the screen, though.

07:47:50.440 Yeah.

07:47:50.980 Well, yeah, he's going to call us all.

07:47:53.280 Just, just my boyfriend.

07:47:55.560 Oh, that's it?

07:47:56.940 One?

07:47:57.220 So, one?

07:47:57.880 Yeah.

07:47:58.300 Say, say one.

07:47:59.340 One.

07:48:01.960 Okay, that, why would, why would you not share that?

07:48:05.400 That's not, I don't, I don't think anyone would judge that.

07:48:08.200 But, okay.

07:48:08.660 Uh, what about you, Brooklyn?

07:48:10.640 I have a list, but I didn't count it before I came.

07:48:13.320 Is it on your phone, the list?

07:48:14.620 Yeah, it's over there.

07:48:15.340 I think it's like close to 20.

07:48:16.340 You know, that's crazy because like, we can get you your phone right now.

07:48:20.120 Yeah, that's true.

07:48:20.660 Like, that's, should we do it?

07:48:21.700 Wait, would you be down to read?

07:48:23.500 No, no.

07:48:24.400 Does it, is it names?

07:48:25.680 Yeah.

07:48:26.360 Is it like, do you include?

07:48:28.540 Sports?

07:48:29.700 It was from college.

07:48:31.040 Do you include like, details?

07:48:34.260 Which team they were on?

07:48:35.060 Or is it just like, the name?

07:48:37.220 I think it's the name and then. 0.99

07:48:39.060 Penis eyes. 0.98

07:48:39.520 What sport they played. 0.95

07:48:40.520 Or if they, or if something was cool about them.

07:48:42.280 Wait, can we do, don't do the name.

07:48:46.560 Just do the sports.

07:48:47.120 Or maybe, maybe you could do like, the first letter of the name.

07:48:49.860 I think that'd be harmless.

07:48:51.160 And then the sport.

07:48:52.500 Can you do that?

07:48:52.900 Yeah, I can try to do that.

07:48:53.520 Let's do it.

07:48:54.420 How about, Mary, do you want to grab the phone for her?

07:48:56.540 It's the pink one.

07:48:57.780 And we'll bring it.

07:48:58.580 It's on top.

07:48:59.340 Yeah, that'll be fun.

07:49:00.100 And it's, you said just from college, it's not like counting anything beyond?

07:49:03.460 I might have a little from beyond.

07:49:04.500 Okay, sweet.

07:49:05.320 Hey, she, yo guys, W's in chat for Brooklyn. 1.00

07:49:07.860 She's a fucking legend. 0.99

07:49:09.840 Brooklyn Bridge over here. 1.00

07:49:11.320 She'll fuck you up. 1.00

07:49:12.620 I gotta find it though. 0.99

07:49:13.720 Okay, I'm sorry, I'm cringe.

07:49:16.400 Am I funny or am I just awkward?

07:49:18.080 You're so funny.

07:49:20.020 No, I'm enjoying the accent.

07:49:21.240 Thank you.

07:49:21.700 I like livening vibes up.

07:49:22.980 Yeah, you know, I keep it light.

07:49:24.460 Just a little bit of tism.

07:49:25.760 Yeah.

07:49:26.080 A little autism and.

07:49:27.320 What's your favorite accent to do?

07:49:29.780 Well, that's probably mine.

07:49:31.480 I'll tell you what.

07:49:32.660 This one time I was in Oklahoma, I done seen a girl with a split tongue and I told you, 1.00

07:49:37.620 man, that's a southern bell right there.

07:49:40.760 I tell you what, I bent her over back in the summer in the boonies.

07:49:44.800 I was drinking moonshine and I was drinking the moonshine.

07:49:48.300 I'll tell you what.

07:49:49.880 I'm sorry.

07:49:50.640 Can you switch to a British?

07:49:51.900 What's your best?

07:49:52.400 Can you do an Asian accent?

07:49:53.160 I wish I could do a Vietnamese accent because it's so good.

07:49:57.660 I can do a nail lady. 1.00

07:49:58.740 Oh, yes, please do it.

07:50:00.060 Do it.

07:50:00.200 Do it.

07:50:00.220 Really?

07:50:01.000 Oh, do you like crystal gel?

07:50:02.740 Do you like crystal gel for your nail?

07:50:05.080 Make your nail look nice.

07:50:06.940 Sparkle like diamond in the sky.

07:50:08.800 That's how she talks, bro. 0.64

07:50:11.200 Oh, me so horny.

07:50:12.740 Me love you a long time.

07:50:15.020 Can you do that one?

07:50:15.600 That was, I'm sorry.

07:50:16.760 It was a good attempt, but.

07:50:19.280 I think Brooklyn's got the.

07:50:20.180 Give us one sec, Brooklyn, here.

07:50:22.980 Accents.

07:50:23.500 I'm just waiting until, actually, no, I guess we can.

07:50:27.540 Accents, though.

07:50:28.200 Does anybody else can do an accent?

07:50:30.420 What?

07:50:30.860 Got any more out of you?

07:50:32.340 No, I only got one.

07:50:33.340 I got one default.

07:50:34.060 Can I do southern?

07:50:35.580 There's like different southern.

07:50:37.180 There's a different kind of southern.

07:50:38.360 You can do like a Savannah, Georgia accent.

07:50:41.600 It's a little more flowy and like it's honey.

07:50:43.860 It's like molasses off the tongue.

07:50:45.700 But you can do a little more Texas.

07:50:48.560 But I can't.

07:50:49.740 Wow, no, that was good.

07:50:50.800 It's hard to differentiate.

07:50:52.040 But I'll tell you what.

07:50:54.100 Actually, never mind.

07:50:55.300 But I'll say this.

07:50:56.480 Can I do British?

07:50:57.760 Can I do, wait.

07:50:58.400 Can I do South African-ish?

07:50:59.180 Or like old-timey.

07:51:00.080 Can I do South African?

07:51:02.240 That sounds like New Zealand.

07:51:04.340 Actually, no, it's a bit.

07:51:06.220 If you do it a bit like this.

07:51:08.360 Oh, wait.

07:51:08.680 Is that New Zealand or South African?

07:51:10.200 I think that's New Zealand.

07:51:11.480 I like South African.

07:51:13.620 Let me see if I can do.

07:51:14.500 I don't know if I can do South African.

07:51:15.700 It's been a minute since I watched rugby.

07:51:18.540 But New Zealand.

07:51:21.000 It's a bit like this.

07:51:23.080 And they took like. 0.99

07:51:24.560 What the fuck is that accent? 1.00

07:51:26.340 All right. 1.00

07:51:26.660 Can I do British?

07:51:27.600 I'm like a hobby.

07:51:28.240 And mine was bad.

07:51:29.880 Wait.

07:51:30.080 Can I do Scouse?

07:51:30.840 I don't know if I can do it.

07:51:32.000 British.

07:51:34.240 What language should the people in Idaho speak?

07:51:38.400 I'll tell you.

07:51:39.300 Wait.

07:51:39.580 Can I do Australian?

07:51:41.960 Australia doesn't exist.

07:51:43.000 Put some shrimp on the barbie. 0.72

07:51:45.060 Oh, my God.

07:51:45.580 So bad.

07:51:46.280 All right. 1.00

07:51:46.620 Fuck it. 1.00

07:51:49.280 Can we do. 1.00

07:51:50.220 I don't know.

07:51:50.680 What else can I do?

07:51:51.340 That's a dance for us, Jester.

07:51:52.960 Dance. 1.00

07:51:53.960 Oh, shit. 1.00

07:51:54.460 You're right. 1.00

07:51:54.920 I'm being the fucking cringe. 0.99

07:51:56.160 Okay. 0.99

07:51:57.180 No, it's cute.

07:51:59.800 Genuinely.

07:52:00.460 Thank you.

07:52:02.120 Liviana.

07:52:03.200 Liviana.

07:52:05.260 Labia.

07:52:06.500 Lavinia.

07:52:07.760 Is that your performer name, though?

07:52:10.660 No, it's my real name.

07:52:10.860 I'm not going to ask for your real name.

07:52:12.080 Is that your real Z name?

07:52:14.480 Yeah.

07:52:15.600 Just like your age?

07:52:17.460 So real?

07:52:18.480 Okay.

07:52:19.320 God forbid a girl keeps something private. 1.00

07:52:21.240 Tell us your.

07:52:22.060 Tell us the.

07:52:22.540 So you said do the first letter? 0.98

07:52:24.160 I mean, if you want to fucking raw dog the name, you can. 0.98

07:52:27.600 I can't say the name. 0.99

07:52:28.100 I can't.

07:52:28.200 That's fine.

07:52:28.580 Just first letter.

07:52:29.240 First letter.

07:52:30.120 And then you said it was.

07:52:31.520 It's 21.

07:52:32.100 I just counted.

07:52:33.920 Okay.

07:52:34.580 So it's first letter, the sport.

07:52:36.720 If they did a sport, yeah.

07:52:37.760 And then what was the other detail?

07:52:39.520 If they were cool in some other way.

07:52:41.500 Okay.

07:52:42.080 But some of them don't have details.

07:52:43.800 Send it.

07:52:44.240 Send it.

07:52:44.460 Oh.

07:52:45.160 So.

07:52:45.600 Good.

07:52:46.480 Lean back.

07:52:47.800 Lean back.

07:52:48.540 Yeah.

07:52:49.120 A little closer to the mic if you can.

07:52:50.620 Right.

07:52:51.640 K.

07:52:52.060 C.

07:52:52.340 Oh, wait.

07:52:53.020 Just straight into the mic.

07:52:54.180 Sorry.

07:52:54.660 K.

07:52:55.380 C.

07:52:56.460 J.

07:52:57.500 C.

07:52:58.720 G was my manager at Taco Bell.

07:53:01.440 G, again, was my track teammate.

07:53:03.880 C was.

07:53:04.400 This is in order.

07:53:05.380 C was another track teammate.

07:53:07.300 C was a lacrosse guy.

07:53:09.080 B was a shot put track guy.

07:53:12.260 And we have M.

07:53:13.420 And T was a football player from a different school.

07:53:16.660 And we have B.

07:53:17.260 C was rugby.

07:53:18.920 E was baseball.

07:53:20.500 G.

07:53:20.940 C was lacrosse.

07:53:22.480 R is tennis.

07:53:24.300 P is rugby.

07:53:25.580 And J is track and B.

07:53:28.360 Hello, darkness, my old friend.

07:53:32.540 I've come to talk with you again.

07:53:37.640 Um, wow.

07:53:38.940 And the visions of me speaking.

07:53:42.300 Okay.

07:53:42.760 Sorry, that was a joke.

07:53:43.560 Okay.

07:53:43.800 What about you?

07:53:44.340 Body count?

07:53:45.420 I'm not answering that.

07:53:46.540 Do you want to do like a range or?

07:53:48.580 Nope.

07:53:49.820 Okay.

07:53:50.220 What about you?

07:53:52.140 It's a single digit and that's as specific as I'll be.

07:53:55.060 Okay.

07:53:55.580 I'm a virgin.

07:53:57.560 Zero.

07:53:58.560 I've never felt the warmth of a woman.

07:54:00.780 No, he's not.

07:54:02.500 I thought he was being a real person.

07:54:04.420 Okay.

07:54:06.040 Virgin.

07:54:07.320 W virgins in the chat.

07:54:11.700 W.

07:54:12.360 I'm almost there.

07:54:13.360 Almost a 40-year-old virgin. 1.00

07:54:14.620 Let's fucking go. 1.00

07:54:16.020 Let's go. 1.00

07:54:16.760 It's going to happen, boys.

07:54:18.080 One day.

07:54:18.620 Maybe I'll.

07:54:19.540 Maybe it'll happen, you know. 0.78

07:54:21.540 Would you receive head from a girl with a split tongue? 1.00

07:54:26.000 You're. 0.99

07:54:26.420 Hey, this is.

07:54:27.560 Why are you putting me in?

07:54:28.980 It's like she's putting me up for auction.

07:54:30.680 I was curious.

07:54:31.160 That's a wee woman right there. 1.00

07:54:32.360 She's trying to put me up for auction.

07:54:33.720 Would you receive some head from her?

07:54:35.880 You're acting like you wouldn't, though.

07:54:37.140 I'll actually answer the question, though.

07:54:39.020 Okay.

07:54:39.580 So, it's actually a curiosity.

07:54:42.380 Like, it's intriguing.

07:54:43.920 However, I feel like.

07:54:45.380 I feel like the type of women who get their tongue split. 1.00

07:54:50.200 I feel like they're probably going to view me.

07:54:53.200 Like, they wouldn't.

07:54:55.280 Like, I'm not their type. 0.99

07:54:56.820 Like, the kind of whatever the fuck I am. 0.95

07:55:00.600 Are you sure about that? 0.99

07:55:01.820 I feel like split tongue girl.

07:55:04.140 This isn't doing it for that.

07:55:05.900 Like, this isn't doing it for the split tongue girl. 1.00

07:55:08.120 You know what I'm saying?

07:55:09.040 But, like, I'd be curious.

07:55:11.080 Like, I'd be actually curious.

07:55:12.680 Like, is it better? 0.97

07:55:14.780 You know, the fellatio. 0.95

07:55:17.240 Is it better?

07:55:18.160 But, honestly, yeah, I just, I don't know if it'll ever happen.

07:55:21.560 But, who knows?

07:55:22.660 Maybe I'll find a wholesome split tongue chick who's just like, you know what? 1.00

07:55:27.800 Maybe she's right in front of you.

07:55:29.760 Wow.

07:55:30.360 He doesn't have a mullet.

07:55:31.780 I don't have a mullet.

07:55:33.820 Not yet.

07:55:34.640 Hey, you have the beard.

07:55:35.760 She can make it work.

07:55:36.840 Okay.

07:55:37.080 Hair grows.

07:55:37.620 Let's see here.

07:55:39.620 Well, we're, okay.

07:55:40.480 We did, okay.

07:55:41.740 A few things from Questionnaire.

07:55:43.160 What is the minimum yearly income to be your future husband, starting with you?

07:55:48.440 Probably, like, 40 grand.

07:55:49.940 Okay.

07:55:50.240 What about you?

07:55:51.280 300,000.

07:55:54.740 I think.

07:56:00.260 300,000?

07:56:01.840 Yeah.

07:56:02.420 I just put a number out there.

07:56:04.240 She needs enough to cover bond. 1.00

07:56:05.900 Yeah.

07:56:06.300 No.

07:56:06.960 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

07:56:10.340 Everything is fine.

07:56:11.400 Everything is fine.

07:56:12.180 I am not going to.

07:56:14.180 Yes.

07:56:14.640 Yeah.

07:56:15.520 That's awesome.

07:56:17.960 Yeah.

07:56:18.740 So.

07:56:20.520 300,000.

07:56:22.180 Yeah.

07:56:22.880 I mean.

07:56:23.720 Yeah.

07:56:25.380 Is it less if you're having, like, a thyroid issue at the time?

07:56:31.940 Maybe.

07:56:34.040 271?

07:56:35.920 270, 260, maybe.

07:56:37.860 Yeah, 300,000, man.

07:56:40.200 I eat a lot, so I'm used to, like, pay for a lot of food.

07:56:43.420 She eats a lot of food. 0.64

07:56:44.320 All right.

07:56:45.040 What about you?

07:56:45.960 Minimum yearly income?

07:56:47.160 Like, 40, 50K.

07:56:49.200 Okay.

07:56:50.360 Zero.

07:56:52.600 Really?

07:56:53.260 Homeless broke-y. 0.96

07:56:54.560 I wish I had a black girl here. 1.00

07:56:56.120 Oh, wait. 0.99

07:56:56.400 Never mind.

07:56:56.920 I don't think how much you make determines, like, work ethic.

07:57:01.780 So, yeah.

07:57:02.540 Well, they're not working at all.

07:57:03.380 They're making nothing.

07:57:04.080 Well, you, I don't know.

07:57:05.280 There's other things you can do.

07:57:06.140 She's going to be, she's going to hold it down.

07:57:08.560 She's going to.

07:57:09.000 Yeah.

07:57:09.460 Like, I don't know. 1.00

07:57:10.420 You better be building a damn house if you don't do it. 1.00

07:57:12.140 No, work my farm. 1.00

07:57:13.420 Work my farm for me.

07:57:14.240 Do my farm chores.

07:57:15.600 I'll be the pretty wife now. 1.00

07:57:16.260 So, you got a damn slave in the farm. 1.00

07:57:18.580 No, it's contributing in a way that's not financially. 1.00

07:57:23.900 I'll provide financially.

07:57:25.580 They can provide in other ways.

07:57:28.080 Take care of the chickens.

07:57:29.620 Who hurt you?

07:57:30.140 My ex and my dad a little bit, but we're good now.

07:57:35.440 All right.

07:57:36.080 What about you?

07:57:37.820 No lower than 55. 0.94

07:57:39.800 Okay.

07:57:40.120 What about you?

07:57:41.000 I also said zero because I want him to quit and work with me.

07:57:45.640 That's my goal.

07:57:45.920 Oh, okay.

07:57:46.400 You want the guy to quit his job so he can, you write, what, hold your phone?

07:57:51.760 Yeah.

07:57:52.080 Be your cameraman?

07:57:53.000 All right.

07:57:54.220 What about you?

07:57:54.920 Uh, I put a hundred K, uh, because I hope for more of the traditional.

07:58:03.200 Sure.

07:58:03.820 Okay.

07:58:04.100 What about you?

07:58:04.660 Support both for incomes.

07:58:06.380 Uh, 30 to 40.

07:58:08.160 Okay. 0.99

07:58:09.080 Uh, well, the only one I really have some conflict with is our good friend, the felonious Filipina. 1.00

07:58:16.920 Uh, yeah, so 300,000.

07:58:21.600 Well, maybe if I spend a lot, he'll be like more motivated.

07:58:24.240 It's hard out here, man. 1.00

07:58:25.200 Shit, you gotta, yeah, man. 1.00

07:58:27.360 I'll be understanding. 1.00

07:58:28.480 I won't hit you because you don't make 300.

07:58:30.720 Wow.

07:58:31.660 I'll be so understanding.

07:58:33.020 I'll be so understanding.

07:58:33.400 Okay.

07:58:33.960 How tall are you and what's the minimum height of a man you would date?

07:58:39.300 I am 5'4", and I think the lowest I'd go would be like 5'7", 5'8".

07:58:43.680 Mm-hmm.

07:58:44.320 Mm-hmm.

07:58:44.820 I need my genes to be nice and strong and I'm football players.

07:58:48.480 Okay.

07:58:49.500 I'm 5'1", and the minimum would be probably 5'6".

07:58:53.100 What about you?

07:58:54.400 Into the mic.

07:58:55.680 So, I'm 6'0", um, the lowest I've gone is 5'6".

07:58:59.680 I'd say now I'm probably lowest I'd go is 6'0".

07:59:03.220 Yeah.

07:59:05.280 Wait, hold on.

07:59:06.240 Lavinia.

07:59:10.160 Lavinia, my bad. 1.00

07:59:11.580 You put 10 here, motherfucker, for rating your own looks? 1.00

07:59:15.660 That's because the scale on the paper says 1 to 10. 1.00

07:59:19.260 Why would that change?

07:59:20.160 Wait, what?

07:59:20.600 Because it's a ratio.

07:59:22.820 A ratio?

07:59:23.740 It's a percentage.

07:59:24.640 Yes.

07:59:25.400 So, when you say 1 to 10, that's like a percentage, 10%, 20%, 30%, and I do believe I'm in the top

07:59:32.780 10%.

07:59:33.600 But if you do 0 to 10, then 10 is ultimately perfect, so the scale changes.

07:59:39.380 Wait, wait, wait.

07:59:39.880 Hold on.

07:59:40.180 I don't understand.

07:59:41.340 So, you're saying, wait.

07:59:44.160 So, 0 to 10, and you pick a 10.

07:59:47.060 1 to 10.

07:59:50.320 With 1 being the lowest.

07:59:51.740 You pick a 10.

07:59:54.220 How would that be different?

07:59:56.580 Well, okay, because 0 to 10?

07:59:58.660 No, it would skew the average.

08:00:00.180 So, okay, 1 to 10 means the average is technically 5.5.

08:00:04.640 But a 10 would still be, maybe I'm, am I wrong on this?

08:00:08.840 I think she's discussing normal distribution versus distribution on a bell curve.

08:00:14.200 However, anytime we're talking 1 to 10 scale or 0 to 10 scale, usually anytime we're talking

08:00:20.080 a scale like this, we're talking a bell curve distribution where the majority of people

08:00:25.600 are clustered towards the center.

08:00:30.240 Scienced and lawyered.

08:00:32.040 Ratioed.

08:00:32.760 And mathed.

08:00:33.100 Get ratioed.

08:00:34.460 Yeah, because from 1 to 10.

08:00:37.400 You pick 10.

08:00:38.300 But 0 to 10, you pick 9?

08:00:40.220 Yeah.

08:00:40.580 That doesn't make sense.

08:00:41.640 It does make sense.

08:00:42.480 That does not make sense.

08:00:44.160 It does make sense.

08:00:44.740 It's okay, though.

08:00:45.220 I forgive you.

08:00:47.540 Okay, so 5'8", minimum height?

08:00:52.180 Oh, I don't have a minimum height requirement.

08:00:54.860 I kind of like short guys.

08:00:56.720 I'm like 5'3", if I'm not mistaken.

08:00:59.020 My minimum height is about 5'7".

08:01:01.200 How tall is your boyfriend?

08:01:03.100 He's 5'9", 5'10".

08:01:05.540 Brooklyn, what about you?

08:01:07.660 I'm 5'3".

08:01:08.500 I don't care how tall he is.

08:01:09.640 I prefer 6 feet, but if he's not, I don't care.

08:01:12.260 Okay, what about you?

08:01:12.960 I'm 5'4", and my husband is over 6 foot.

08:01:18.300 I am 5'6", and my boyfriend is 6 foot.

08:01:22.120 I've dated guys that are like 5'8", though.

08:01:25.320 I think that for me personally, I like if a man is shorter,

08:01:29.500 I like him to have a bigger frame just because, I don't know,

08:01:32.900 I like feeling petite and adorable.

08:01:34.800 I heard a lot of 6 feet, and I'm going to be honest, you guys,

08:01:37.280 I think it's a little messed up to not date someone just because of their height.

08:01:40.740 What if they're a really great guy?

08:01:42.960 Did anyone say that they wouldn't date anyone because of their height?

08:01:46.400 Yeah, that's what the whole thing was.

08:01:47.820 No, I meant at below 6 foot, except for the 6 foot person. 0.63

08:01:52.380 I think that was the only person that said that.

08:01:54.340 I mean, I'm literally 6 foot.

08:01:55.780 That's what I'm saying. 0.99

08:01:56.740 I need some damn basketball players on my roster. 1.00

08:02:00.200 I don't want no damn shit, man. 1.00

08:02:01.880 Why do you feel like a guy has to be taller than you? 1.00

08:02:05.400 Because I want some big-ass babies. 1.00

08:02:08.220 I want some big-ass babies. 1.00

08:02:11.400 I want some tall-ass kids. 1.00

08:02:13.040 I want my kids tall-ass kids. 1.00

08:02:14.340 I mean, either way, my kids are going to be tall. 0.74

08:02:16.700 I'm saying give the short guys a chance.

08:02:20.580 They're funny.

08:02:21.520 They have great personality.

08:02:22.720 Let's see here. 0.99

08:02:23.340 I'm not giving no 5 foot 3 dude a fucking chance. 0.99

08:02:26.680 So you're purely not going to date someone just based on their height? 0.99

08:02:29.320 Correct.

08:02:29.740 That's fair.

08:02:30.160 I mean, that's her preference, honestly.

08:02:31.900 Oh, yeah.

08:02:32.440 Yeah, that's fine.

08:02:33.140 I just disagree.

08:02:34.420 Kitty.

08:02:35.340 Yes?

08:02:35.960 You...

08:02:36.840 Women do not have equal rights to men in the USA.

08:02:39.620 You agree with that?

08:02:40.440 Why is that?

08:02:42.180 Wait, women do not? 1.00

08:02:43.900 Yeah, that's what you circled.

08:02:44.980 The women do not have equal rights to men in the USA. 1.00

08:02:49.200 So you agree with that.

08:02:50.380 Is that correct?

08:02:52.520 Maybe they do have equal...

08:02:54.100 Oh, my God.

08:02:54.760 I don't know.

08:02:55.800 Reading comprehension.

08:02:57.920 Let's see here.

08:03:00.380 Women can't be sexist towards men. 1.00

08:03:02.540 Do you agree with that?

08:03:03.800 Yes.

08:03:04.500 Why is that?

08:03:07.660 Because...

08:03:08.140 I just don't...

08:03:09.880 Revoke the statement.

08:03:11.100 Revoke it.

08:03:11.920 Revoke it.

08:03:12.720 Why?

08:03:13.240 Revoke it.

08:03:13.800 Why?

08:03:14.160 But I also don't care about being sexist to men.

08:03:16.840 I believe that we should...

08:03:17.520 Oh, you believe you want to be sexist?

08:03:19.560 Yes, you don't.

08:03:20.380 Oh, yeah, never mind.

08:03:21.500 You know what?

08:03:21.940 I do keep that opinion.

08:03:23.280 It's not...

08:03:23.980 So when I say women can't be sexist towards men, it's...

08:03:28.920 Maybe you're misunderstanding it a little bit.

08:03:31.840 So you want to be sexist towards men, is what you're saying?

08:03:35.100 Yeah.

08:03:35.560 Like, it's not...

08:03:36.380 It's kind of her job.

08:03:38.200 No, but the idea here is some people say, for example, like, black people can't be...

08:03:44.000 Like, they can't be racist towards white people.

08:03:47.820 So it's in that same vein.

08:03:51.720 I don't know.

08:03:52.400 My mind is kind of skewed with that.

08:03:54.500 Okay.

08:03:55.000 Like, I...

08:03:55.820 All right.

08:03:56.580 Like, even if I say something about a man, it's not wrong to me.

08:03:59.960 It's not wrong?

08:04:00.940 Yeah.

08:04:01.640 Oh, boy.

08:04:02.300 Okay.

08:04:02.780 Well, that's worth investigating.

08:04:05.780 Why is that?

08:04:06.520 I don't know.

08:04:08.520 Like, if I say that...

08:04:10.280 But what's something that's sexist against men? 1.00

08:04:13.020 Men are trash. 1.00

08:04:13.920 Men suck. 1.00

08:04:14.660 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

08:04:15.820 Oh, boy.

08:04:17.740 Here, say it in your own words.

08:04:19.180 Go ahead.

08:04:19.700 Okay. 1.00

08:04:20.140 Men are trash and men suck and they deserve to bow and be on their knees. 1.00

08:04:25.040 Okay. 1.00

08:04:26.840 And drain their wallets for her. 0.95

08:04:29.820 Does anybody agree with her?

08:04:32.380 It's okay if you agree.

08:04:33.520 I mean, not really, but we're in...

08:04:37.080 It's a safe space here.

08:04:38.760 Safe space.

08:04:39.220 Unless you're Brooklyn.

08:04:40.140 I mean, here's the thing.

08:04:41.320 I don't necessarily...

08:04:42.480 I don't necessarily, like, agree, but, like, if a man is asking you to do that and paying

08:04:47.740 you to belittle him, then that's his problem.

08:04:51.100 But at the same time, it's like, I wouldn't, like...

08:04:54.020 I don't know.

08:04:54.560 I've kind of stepped out of that side of it, so...

08:04:57.540 Sometimes they don't even pay me.

08:04:58.760 They just like it.

08:05:01.900 You do it for free?

08:05:02.640 She just does it for free. 0.98

08:05:03.680 She enjoys it. 0.97

08:05:04.260 She's a misandrist.

08:05:06.300 Well, the question is...

08:05:08.040 Question.

08:05:08.420 If you...

08:05:09.080 If you could snap your fingers and all men disappeared, would you do it?

08:05:16.920 No.

08:05:18.260 How about they go on an island?

08:05:20.780 And you can...

08:05:21.660 So let's say women could reproduce without men. 0.96

08:05:26.600 Would you do it? 1.00

08:05:27.100 So it's not like, goddamn, I'm dropping shit. 1.00

08:05:30.240 What the fuck? 1.00

08:05:30.700 So women could reproduce. 1.00

08:05:34.040 It wouldn't be the end of the human species.

08:05:36.380 But you snap your fingers, all men disappear.

08:05:40.420 Do you do the trade?

08:05:41.280 So there's only women and kids? 1.00

08:05:44.700 Women and women kids, I guess. 1.00

08:05:47.000 No.

08:05:47.540 Girls.

08:05:48.740 No.

08:05:49.900 Why? 0.99

08:05:50.200 You want to stab boys? 1.00

08:05:51.900 No. 0.99

08:05:53.060 Boy children?

08:05:53.620 I would like, like, the men, like, I don't want to do, like, the building and the figuring

08:05:58.440 stuff out.

08:05:59.140 Just have the guys do it.

08:06:00.740 They shouldn't disappear.

08:06:02.300 They're...

08:06:02.940 They have...

08:06:03.760 Or just good for...

08:06:04.880 They have purposes.

08:06:05.780 Yeah, they have purpose.

08:06:07.440 Men are so nice and they do stuff for you. 1.00

08:06:09.840 But I thought men are trash and men suck. 1.00

08:06:11.660 Yeah, that's it. 1.00

08:06:12.060 Wouldn't you want to, like, get rid of all men? 1.00

08:06:13.980 No.

08:06:14.620 Not at all. 1.00

08:06:15.360 But I thought men are trash and suck. 1.00

08:06:17.620 Yeah. 1.00

08:06:17.900 But also, we depend on men for our survival.

08:06:23.020 Yeah.

08:06:23.260 All right.

08:06:23.600 Well, I...

08:06:24.260 There it is, yes.

08:06:27.180 Girl math. 0.97

08:06:28.400 Yeah.

08:06:29.980 Okay.

08:06:31.540 Hmm.

08:06:33.580 Um...

08:06:34.380 What did we have left?

08:06:39.320 Name all the countries.

08:06:41.280 What's that?

08:06:41.880 Yeah.

08:06:43.080 Okay.

08:06:43.640 So, we're going to do the rapid fire question segment here.

08:06:47.900 Name three countries besides the USA.

08:06:52.740 Uh...

08:06:53.300 Chile, Uruguay, and Paraguay.

08:06:55.820 You can't repeat previous answers.

08:06:57.380 Go ahead.

08:06:57.720 Okay.

08:06:58.220 Italy, Germany, Japan.

08:07:00.320 Yeah.

08:07:02.460 Um...

08:07:03.260 Israel... 0.70

08:07:08.260 Palestine, and Guatemala.

08:07:13.300 Sorry, what?

08:07:15.060 Sorry.

08:07:16.020 Guatemala.

08:07:16.780 Okay.

08:07:17.260 Yeah.

08:07:17.900 Okay.

08:07:18.240 I hope I don't repeat.

08:07:19.000 I have awful memory.

08:07:19.920 Australia, Brazil, Croatia.

08:07:22.580 Uh...

08:07:22.900 Ukraine, the Caribbean, and...

08:07:28.900 Um...

08:07:33.900 Yeah?

08:07:35.860 Sweden?

08:07:37.740 Yes.

08:07:38.320 Is the Caribbean a country?

08:07:41.360 Well, I mean, she said...

08:07:42.260 She said Australia.

08:07:43.280 Like, I meant the Caribbean islands, like...

08:07:46.280 Is that a country, though?

08:07:48.840 Do you want to name one of the countries in the Caribbean?

08:07:51.260 Yeah, Belize.

08:07:52.800 Okay.

08:07:53.340 That's a country, yeah.

08:07:54.820 Brooklyn?

08:07:56.180 Zimbabwe? 0.62

08:07:57.620 Morocco?

08:08:00.060 Greece?

08:08:01.560 Are you...

08:08:03.280 Slow?

08:08:03.760 What's your background?

08:08:06.280 Hey, be nice to yourself.

08:08:08.040 What's your background?

08:08:09.200 Like, your ethnicity or whatever?

08:08:10.600 Uh, a little bit of Native American.

08:08:12.700 Okay.

08:08:13.140 Mm-hmm.

08:08:13.800 Do you have any, like, Middle Eastern?

08:08:15.760 Probably, I don't know.

08:08:17.280 Honestly.

08:08:18.500 I get North African...

08:08:21.380 I have?

08:08:21.980 ... vibes.

08:08:22.260 Like, Algerian, Moroccan, maybe, a little bit.

08:08:24.960 A little bit.

08:08:25.940 Maybe I'm wrong.

08:08:26.500 I'm Egyptian, maybe.

08:08:27.960 What about you?

08:08:30.040 The countries?

08:08:31.320 Yeah, the countries.

08:08:32.700 Canada, Mexico, Russia.

08:08:35.020 Okay.

08:08:35.320 What about you?

08:08:36.980 Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, and...

08:08:40.100 France.

08:08:42.700 Nice.

08:08:43.920 How many...

08:08:44.840 Hey! 0.99

08:08:46.640 Leviathan.

08:08:48.000 Returneth.

08:08:49.560 Returneth to the table, my dear.

08:08:51.520 Well done.

08:08:53.820 Sit, my dear.

08:08:54.980 Thank you.

08:08:55.620 Thank you very much.

08:08:56.940 Thank you very much.

08:08:58.180 Good job.

08:08:59.100 Okay.

08:08:59.480 How many continents...

08:09:00.540 How many continents are there?

08:09:02.140 Seven.

08:09:03.180 Well, let me point to you, and then...

08:09:04.740 Oh, sorry.

08:09:05.040 But, uh, name one continent.

08:09:08.640 Asia.

08:09:09.660 You can't repeat.

08:09:10.600 Europe.

08:09:12.020 North America.

08:09:14.160 Africa.

08:09:14.620 Wait, let me fix your mic.

08:09:15.480 Uh, scoot your mic closer to the edge of the table.

08:09:19.340 Uh, go ahead.

08:09:20.320 Africa.

08:09:20.760 Okay.

08:09:20.960 South America.

08:09:22.100 Antarctica.

08:09:23.720 Europe.

08:09:24.940 Uh, already said.

08:09:26.560 Uh, that would be...

08:09:27.700 North America.

08:09:29.300 Already said.

08:09:29.860 Already said.

08:09:30.160 I said it.

08:09:30.580 Oh.

08:09:31.920 South America?

08:09:32.380 Do you think someone said Europe?

08:09:33.440 Well, she said Australia as a country.

08:09:35.700 Who said South America?

08:09:36.660 I think that was the last one.

08:09:38.560 I said South America.

08:09:39.940 Oh. 1.00

08:09:40.720 Well, fuck. 1.00

08:09:41.280 I lost track. 1.00

08:09:42.040 It's Australia.

08:09:43.000 I guess we can get to the past then.

08:09:43.940 This one's Australia.

08:09:44.340 Um, now I'm going to point for some of these.

08:09:48.480 What two countries border the USA?

08:09:54.240 Countries border the USA?

08:09:55.280 Nobody help.

08:09:57.680 South America?

08:09:59.360 And?

08:10:02.220 The USA?

08:10:03.040 What two countries border the USA?

08:10:08.180 Oh, sorry.

08:10:10.840 It's...

08:10:11.280 Oh, countries.

08:10:12.320 Wait.

08:10:12.640 Oh, my gosh.

08:10:14.220 Um...

08:10:14.740 Canada and Mexico.

08:10:20.640 There you go.

08:10:21.560 Oh, my gosh.

08:10:22.440 I'm like...

08:10:23.200 I can't think on the spot like that.

08:10:24.580 How many states in the USA?

08:10:27.380 50.

08:10:28.260 We're 51.

08:10:29.680 51?

08:10:30.700 Wait, what?

08:10:32.220 51.

08:10:32.500 Didn't they make, um...

08:10:34.280 Puerto Rico.

08:10:34.860 Puerto Rico a state?

08:10:36.360 Or am I mistaken?

08:10:37.360 Not yet.

08:10:37.860 Not yet.

08:10:38.160 So, 50.

08:10:39.360 I thought they made it a state.

08:10:40.380 I think we should maybe get Canada, Greenland, Annex, all these places.

08:10:44.220 Denmark.

08:10:46.880 Venezuela.

08:10:48.000 What is the capital of the USA?

08:10:52.380 Me?

08:10:53.140 Washington, D.C.

08:10:55.100 How many stars are on the U.S. flag?

08:10:58.520 Well, I don't know.

08:10:59.140 That's a hard one.

08:11:00.260 One, two, three, four.

08:11:01.580 No count.

08:11:02.240 Don't count.

08:11:03.000 50.

08:11:04.340 Okay.

08:11:05.220 What century are we in?

08:11:07.580 20th?

08:11:08.440 21st.

08:11:09.700 You got it.

08:11:10.680 Congratulations.

08:11:11.900 How many in one dozen?

08:11:14.980 12?

08:11:16.520 What year was the U.S. founded?

08:11:20.280 Oh, me, me, me, me.

08:11:22.840 Hmm.

08:11:23.640 Wait, me, me, me, me.

08:11:25.020 Ah.

08:11:26.880 Wait, me, me, me.

08:11:27.680 Oh, no.

08:11:29.240 I'm so bad with history.

08:11:30.580 I don't know.

08:11:31.060 17-something.

08:11:32.580 Right?

08:11:34.440 Wait.

08:11:34.700 Wait, me, me, me.

08:11:35.080 Wait.

08:11:36.300 Wait for it.

08:11:37.240 What is it?

08:11:38.520 What is it?

08:11:39.160 Answer.

08:11:39.360 Snap, snap, snap. 0.84

08:11:41.280 Okay, okay.

08:11:41.700 17-54.

08:11:44.540 Oh, sorry.

08:11:44.940 17-38.

08:11:46.360 Because it's funny.

08:11:47.200 17-42? 1.00

08:11:49.160 What the fuck? 1.00

08:11:51.160 Or... 1.00

08:11:51.720 It's a bit late.

08:11:53.500 It's late.

08:11:54.800 I don't know U.S. history like that.

08:11:56.180 Come on, please, me.

08:11:57.440 Guess.

08:11:57.900 I think it's 17-30s.

08:12:00.380 17-30s?

08:12:01.060 18-12.

08:12:01.860 It's 18-12.

08:12:02.720 18-12?

08:12:03.220 No!

08:12:04.180 18-12?

08:12:04.980 No!

08:12:06.020 You guess?

08:12:07.420 17-76.

08:12:08.340 Let's go!

08:12:09.020 Or you could say 1783 when the Peace Treaty was signed.

08:12:14.500 I don't know that.

08:12:14.580 I'm not sure what that lore is, but...

08:12:16.380 Oh, you don't know about 1783?

08:12:18.440 You don't know about 1783? 0.99

08:12:20.720 You know, fucking Paris was signed. 0.99

08:12:22.260 I like how you got excited. 1.00

08:12:23.480 The Treaty of Versailles.

08:12:24.000 She loves history.

08:12:25.020 Yeah.

08:12:25.200 That's her favorite subject.

08:12:26.280 It's very sweet.

08:12:27.660 1776 is when the Declaration was made.

08:12:30.240 Right.

08:12:30.280 And then it was federally recognized in 1783.

08:12:33.440 Ooh, teach us more.

08:12:34.420 Ooh, okay, yeah.

08:12:35.480 I guess I gotta catch up on my U.S. history.

08:12:37.960 I don't remember U.S. history.

08:12:41.100 Who did the U.S., the United States, gain its...

08:12:45.040 Me, me, me, me, me!

08:12:46.120 Hey, quiet.

08:12:47.540 Who did the U.S. gain its independence from?

08:12:50.740 Bro.

08:12:51.600 I don't know, U.K.

08:12:53.460 Wait, nobody help.

08:12:54.720 U.K., Brooklyn, what do you think?

08:12:56.940 England, what?

08:12:57.620 Live Levite?

08:12:58.520 The British.

08:12:59.640 British.

08:13:00.580 Okay.

08:13:02.020 I'm not sure.

08:13:02.780 British.

08:13:03.060 British are coming to British are coming. 1.00

08:13:05.920 Who was the first president of the U.S.A.?

08:13:08.900 Me!

08:13:10.860 I'm gonna be so real, I don't remember.

08:13:13.300 I'm gonna just say it outright.

08:13:15.020 I don't remember.

08:13:16.000 Me, me.

08:13:16.380 What?

08:13:17.340 You.

08:13:18.100 What?

08:13:18.620 First president of the U.S.A.

08:13:21.040 George Washington?

08:13:22.980 Yes.

08:13:23.680 Really?

08:13:24.140 Oh, my God.

08:13:25.580 Really?

08:13:25.820 I can do the second one.

08:13:26.820 In the third one?

08:13:27.400 Okay.

08:13:27.640 In the fourth one?

08:13:28.200 I guess I do remember a little bit.

08:13:32.020 What country is the Great Wall of China in?

08:13:37.160 Repeat that.

08:13:38.160 What country is the Great Wall of China in?

08:13:41.240 I don't know.

08:13:42.440 China? 0.73

08:13:43.360 What?

08:13:43.640 China? 0.73

08:13:44.600 What?

08:13:46.500 Anybody else want to take a guess?

08:13:49.460 Brooklyn?

08:13:49.660 China? 0.73

08:13:50.740 China.

08:13:51.900 China.

08:13:52.580 She said that like Trump.

08:13:53.880 China.

08:13:54.580 China.

08:13:55.460 China.

08:13:56.020 I thought that was like, I thought that was like, I thought that was like.

08:13:57.940 I know.

08:13:58.460 Accidental thing.

08:13:59.320 I was like.

08:13:59.800 How many, how many seasons are there?

08:14:03.940 Four.

08:14:04.740 Easy one.

08:14:05.820 How many days in a year?

08:14:08.440 365.

08:14:09.480 How many letters in the alphabet?

08:14:11.360 26 or 27.

08:14:14.040 Do you remember?

08:14:14.360 Tripping?

08:14:15.580 Brooklyn.

08:14:16.120 I was going to say 26 also.

08:14:17.320 26?

08:14:18.140 26.

08:14:19.180 26.

08:14:19.740 Is it 26?

08:14:20.560 Yes.

08:14:20.760 You guys sure it's not 25?

08:14:23.020 No.

08:14:23.580 26.

08:14:24.520 Yeah.

08:14:25.400 Let's see here.

08:14:26.260 How many days of the week end with the letter Y?

08:14:33.760 What?

08:14:34.560 Starting? 1.00

08:14:35.560 I just want to make sure you ask that question as stupid as it sounded to me. 1.00

08:14:39.840 So ask it again. 0.99

08:14:41.080 How many days of the week end with the letter Y?

08:14:44.020 Seven.

08:14:46.460 You are correct.

08:14:47.820 I feel like these are like.

08:14:49.000 I was like.

08:14:50.200 Wait.

08:14:50.500 Do some people actually get that wrong?

08:14:52.720 Yes.

08:14:53.720 Let's see.

08:14:55.580 What's the shape with four sides called?

08:14:58.380 Four signs?

08:14:59.840 Sides.

08:15:00.500 Sides?

08:15:00.880 Yeah.

08:15:01.300 Like.

08:15:02.220 One, two, three, four.

08:15:03.600 Square.

08:15:04.080 What?

08:15:04.940 Yes.

08:15:05.320 Correct.

08:15:05.660 Why?

08:15:05.940 Why?

08:15:06.840 Is it quadrilateral?

08:15:09.480 It is quadrilateral.

08:15:12.140 What language do the people in Idaho speak?

08:15:16.520 English.

08:15:17.700 Idahoian.

08:15:18.880 English.

08:15:19.820 English.

08:15:20.440 English.

08:15:21.240 I'll be Somalian.

08:15:22.480 What?

08:15:24.040 What ocean is California next to?

08:15:27.920 Was that Pacific?

08:15:29.520 I think it's Pacific.

08:15:31.460 Right?

08:15:31.680 Is it?

08:15:32.280 Because PST, no?

08:15:34.020 I thought that standard for.

08:15:37.640 Yeah.

08:15:38.220 But.

08:15:38.500 Something else.

08:15:39.220 Pacific.

08:15:39.460 Like Pacific Standard Time.

08:15:40.660 I thought that standard for.

08:15:43.320 A different thing.

08:15:44.900 What did it stand for, Brian?

08:15:46.380 Pacific Standard Time.

08:15:47.620 I don't know.

08:15:48.380 Yeah.

08:15:48.400 I don't know.

08:15:49.720 You got me on the spot.

08:15:50.600 It feels like you're gaslighting me.

08:15:52.180 Like, my answers are wrong.

08:15:53.120 So, I second guess it.

08:15:56.160 What is half of one million?

08:15:58.140 What?

08:15:58.820 Huh?

08:15:59.500 Half of one million?

08:16:00.560 Yeah.

08:16:01.260 Huh?

08:16:01.780 Five.

08:16:02.580 Hmm?

08:16:03.000 Hundred thousand.

08:16:04.620 You are correct.

08:16:05.800 Oh, my God.

08:16:06.840 Confidence, girl.

08:16:07.560 You got that.

08:16:08.200 Bro, I.

08:16:08.840 How many years in a decade?

08:16:15.500 Ten.

08:16:16.820 Wait.

08:16:17.080 Wait.

08:16:17.380 Why the pause?

08:16:18.640 How many in a century?

08:16:21.360 A hundred.

08:16:22.660 You are correct.

08:16:24.300 Can I ask you something?

08:16:25.540 Oh, boy.

08:16:26.360 Okay.

08:16:26.820 What is the quadratic formula? 0.98

08:16:29.320 Oh, I don't fucking know. 0.97

08:16:31.540 Yeah. 0.94

08:16:31.820 Isn't it X equals negative D squared?

08:16:34.280 Oh, my. 0.95

08:16:34.600 Why the fuck would I remember that? 0.99

08:16:35.860 That's crazy. 1.00

08:16:36.340 Wait.

08:16:36.600 Repeat it again.

08:16:37.780 I don't remember.

08:16:38.420 Did you even know it?

08:16:39.320 Plus or minus.

08:16:40.120 X equals negative B plus or minus square root of B squared minus.

08:16:46.480 Wait.

08:16:46.660 What is the Einstein?

08:16:48.060 Over what?

08:16:48.900 Over 2A.

08:16:50.340 No, but what is the name of that?

08:16:52.240 It's the.

08:16:52.540 The what?

08:16:54.720 What is the? 0.99

08:16:55.280 I'm trying to remember the fucking. 0.99

08:16:56.500 Okay. 1.00

08:16:56.800 Whatever.

08:16:57.120 It doesn't matter.

08:16:57.880 Give us more.

08:16:58.680 Yeah.

08:16:58.840 I got more.

08:16:59.460 I got more.

08:17:01.160 Let's see.

08:17:02.400 If a dozen eggs.

08:17:03.320 Start there, please.

08:17:04.560 I'll ask over here.

08:17:05.240 But if a dozen eggs cost $3, how much is each?

08:17:08.280 Egg.

08:17:09.200 25 cents.

08:17:10.500 Brooklyn.

08:17:11.620 Into the mic.

08:17:12.820 25 cents.

08:17:13.960 I'm Brooklyn.

08:17:16.460 Into the mic.

08:17:19.640 What is the closest star to Earth?

08:17:24.280 The sun? 0.99

08:17:25.780 I don't fucking. 0.99

08:17:26.780 Dude, I don't know. 0.99

08:17:28.420 I don't know my.

08:17:29.360 I don't know that.

08:17:34.080 I don't know, dude.

08:17:35.600 It's crazy.

08:17:38.420 What is the closest star?

08:17:40.380 You.

08:17:41.840 Closest star to the Earth?

08:17:45.660 Closest star to the Earth?

08:17:46.820 It's the sun.

08:17:47.280 I don't know, but do you remember?

08:17:48.540 I said the sun.

08:17:49.360 I said the sun.

08:17:50.280 Well, do you remember who found out that the stars were made of helium and hydrogen?

08:17:57.040 Not hydrogen.

08:17:57.900 Something else.

08:17:58.680 Helium and something.

08:17:59.640 Jeffrey Epstein?

08:18:02.660 Limited reach.

08:18:04.980 Sorry, what?

08:18:07.660 Okay.

08:18:08.460 No, Cecilia.

08:18:09.860 Closest star to Earth?

08:18:13.360 Is it not the sun?

08:18:14.740 Is it the sun?

08:18:16.040 Yes, correct.

08:18:16.580 I literally said that.

08:18:17.820 I feel like you make a second guess over here.

08:18:19.700 I literally said that. 1.00

08:18:21.300 I'm a jerk. 1.00

08:18:21.940 I said the sun, and then you looked at me like I'm retarded. 1.00

08:18:24.880 Do you remember the quadratic formula?

08:18:25.960 Yeah, I was like, wait, what is it?

08:18:28.600 On the whatever block.

08:18:29.540 You're making a second guess our answers over here.

08:18:31.620 So I got it right.

08:18:32.680 Yeah, you got it right.

08:18:33.760 Wow. 0.98

08:18:34.180 It makes me feel stupid, and I'm actually right. 1.00

08:18:37.400 You're making us look stupid. 0.99

08:18:38.540 You're putting us on the spot, and then when we get it right, you still look at us suspiciously. 1.00

08:18:42.400 I make myself look stupid. 1.00

08:18:43.960 You just made me feel stupid. 1.00

08:18:45.980 No. 1.00

08:18:46.680 That's all I said.

08:18:47.480 What is the quadratic formula?

08:18:48.240 Talk to your therapist about it.

08:18:49.640 I think we did a good job.

08:18:50.520 Let's see here.

08:18:51.580 If you are, oh, here, how many degrees is a full rotation of a circle?

08:18:58.520 360.

08:18:59.160 360.

08:18:59.500 360.

08:18:59.600 365.

08:19:01.980 360.

08:19:02.680 Anybody else?

08:19:04.280 360.

08:19:04.840 360.

08:19:05.040 360.

08:19:05.100 I heard two answers.

08:19:06.080 360.

08:19:06.680 360.

08:19:06.840 360.

08:19:06.960 180 plus 180.

08:19:08.020 What could it actually be?

08:19:10.380 Could it be 360?

08:19:12.840 Three?

08:19:13.620 Who knows?

08:19:14.320 It's the answer to these puzzling questions that not even mathematicians have figured out

08:19:21.180 after eons.

08:19:22.240 Okay.

08:19:22.480 I feel like we're playing D&D.

08:19:23.460 How do you, do you know what year the war of 1812 started?

08:19:29.200 1812?

08:19:30.100 Yeah.

08:19:30.440 What year did the war start?

08:19:33.580 1812.

08:19:35.060 Anybody else want to take a guess?

08:19:36.620 No, that's correct.

08:19:38.660 Keep it moving.

08:19:39.920 That's the number.

08:19:41.420 What country is the Panama Canal in?

08:19:45.740 I remember this.

08:19:49.580 I watched this.

08:19:50.340 You got this, girl.

08:19:50.880 Repeat the question.

08:19:51.440 But I don't remember.

08:19:52.200 No helping.

08:19:52.820 What country is the Panama Canal in?

08:19:54.540 No help.

08:19:55.060 No help.

08:19:56.660 Man. 1.00

08:19:57.880 What the fuck? 1.00

08:19:58.800 Hey, hey, hey. 1.00

08:20:01.100 Panama.

08:20:01.740 Right here.

08:20:02.160 Right here. 1.00

08:20:02.580 Hey, you fucking. 1.00

08:20:06.100 I didn't get any help. 1.00

08:20:07.580 I knew this because I'm smart.

08:20:09.120 I'm a big brain.

08:20:10.100 All right.

08:20:10.440 Coming to Brooklyn.

08:20:11.440 Brooklyn.

08:20:12.280 Actually, Brianna.

08:20:16.380 Have we had a Brianna be on before?

08:20:18.660 I don't know.

08:20:19.640 Am I the first?

08:20:22.420 Would it be weird?

08:20:23.120 I'm not saying like.

08:20:25.060 Because Brianna is the female version of Brian. 0.84

08:20:27.960 And I'm sure there's other names like that.

08:20:29.500 I've been called Brian so many times throughout my life.

08:20:34.000 So many times.

08:20:35.380 Oh, my God.

08:20:35.820 I cannot believe that. 1.00

08:20:37.380 Those people are jerks. 1.00

08:20:40.000 It's okay. 1.00

08:20:40.740 Don't mind.

08:20:43.280 Okay.

08:20:44.940 I'm sorry.

08:20:46.300 But I was wondering.

08:20:47.540 Would it be weird to like date somebody?

08:20:49.640 Who had like the female version of your name? 1.00

08:20:52.680 Not at all.

08:20:54.400 Why?

08:20:55.080 I mean.

08:20:55.180 I just feel like it'd be like a little. 0.98

08:20:58.460 My name's fucking Alex. 0.98

08:20:59.820 I was about to say. 0.98

08:21:00.900 Would you date an Alex though?

08:21:02.380 There's gender neutral names.

08:21:04.300 Well, it's Alexandria.

08:21:05.640 Well, yeah.

08:21:06.300 But like Alex.

08:21:07.260 There's male Alex.

08:21:08.460 There's female Alex.

08:21:08.820 Would you date another Alex though?

08:21:09.980 Oh, yeah.

08:21:10.660 Casey is a gender neutral.

08:21:14.580 But I was even just thinking like.

08:21:16.640 It's not the exact same name.

08:21:18.520 But it's the female. 1.00

08:21:20.300 Virgin.

08:21:22.780 Spelling may be the same.

08:21:23.460 I feel like dirty talk would be kind of weird.

08:21:26.180 A little bit.

08:21:27.020 I'm not really into that.

08:21:28.240 Like if.

08:21:29.100 Like a Julian.

08:21:29.720 You're not into the dirty talk?

08:21:31.580 Nothing crazy.

08:21:32.800 Do you like dirty talk?

08:21:34.060 I'm vocal.

08:21:35.780 I'm vocal.

08:21:36.380 I thought you were a virgin. 0.98

08:21:38.360 I am. 1.00

08:21:40.060 Shit. 1.00

08:21:40.840 I am. 1.00

08:21:41.740 But I'm a Mormon.

08:21:43.400 But do you like.

08:21:44.140 He shakes the bend.

08:21:45.020 There's ways around it.

08:21:45.820 Just kidding.

08:21:46.320 Do you do the dirty talk?

08:21:47.320 Or does a girl do dirty talk to you? 1.00

08:21:48.960 I mean.

08:21:49.740 Both.

08:21:50.300 I guess.

08:21:50.920 Like how?

08:21:51.480 I feel like girls are a little shy with it sometimes.

08:21:54.340 How? 0.99

08:21:54.840 You want me to fucking demonstrate? 0.99

08:21:56.700 You role played accents. 0.99

08:21:57.980 Why can't you role play that? 1.00

08:21:59.420 I'm fucking. 1.00

08:22:02.720 No. 1.00

08:22:03.140 I'm not going to.

08:22:03.880 That's too much.

08:22:04.760 This is not fair.

08:22:05.940 I'm not going to do that.

08:22:08.060 You can say it stoically.

08:22:09.380 Do people. 1.00

08:22:10.200 Do y'all be fucking guys who are silent when you fuck them? 1.00

08:22:13.320 I feel like girls don't like that. 1.00

08:22:15.740 I kind of like it.

08:22:16.760 I want to hear a moan.

08:22:17.800 A silent guy?

08:22:18.640 Well.

08:22:19.000 Maybe a little bit of moan. 0.72

08:22:20.000 There needs to be enthusiasm.

08:22:20.440 Like I think there can be too much.

08:22:22.320 No.

08:22:22.640 Not too much.

08:22:23.660 No.

08:22:24.500 Not too much.

08:22:24.940 No.

08:22:25.140 Too much vocal.

08:22:26.400 Yeah.

08:22:26.560 Too much vocal.

08:22:27.220 Too much.

08:22:27.560 Like men moaning like really loud. 0.84

08:22:29.940 That's a little strange.

08:22:30.620 Like the girl doesn't have to talk dirty. 1.00

08:22:32.060 But at least.

08:22:32.620 Like she's got to be moan. 1.00

08:22:33.740 Like do some moaning.

08:22:36.200 What? 1.00

08:22:36.660 You're a fucking yeller? 1.00

08:22:37.640 A screamer? 1.00

08:22:38.300 I don't like screamers. 0.99

08:22:39.480 Okay.

08:22:40.020 No.

08:22:40.480 No.

08:22:40.760 No. 0.98

08:22:40.920 I'm just a dirty talker. 0.99

08:22:42.300 I'm a dirty talker. 0.99

08:22:43.560 I'm nasty with it. 0.99

08:22:45.520 I don't like it if a girl's nasty. 1.00

08:22:47.500 I don't like that.

08:22:48.620 What do you mean by nasty though? 0.80

08:22:50.600 Because you're nasty may be different than mine's nasty.

08:22:53.160 Yeah. 0.98

08:22:54.760 Probably.

08:22:55.160 I mean like.

08:23:01.220 I'm not going to go into specifics on this.

08:23:03.820 Where were we?

08:23:04.420 We were. 0.99

08:23:05.120 How did we fucking. 1.00

08:23:06.380 Damn. 1.00

08:23:06.800 This girl always. 1.00

08:23:07.320 Trivia.

08:23:08.280 She's good at this, bro.

08:23:09.360 She's good.

08:23:10.160 She's good at me, bro. 1.00

08:23:10.820 This chick's fucking ovulate. 1.00

08:23:13.040 God damn. 1.00

08:23:13.860 Okay. 0.99

08:23:14.500 Do you guys.

08:23:15.560 Who here tracks their cycle?

08:23:18.120 I do.

08:23:18.660 I do.

08:23:19.160 I do.

08:23:19.760 Yeah.

08:23:19.920 You got to be careful with those fellas because a girl, I feel like a girl could lie. 1.00

08:23:25.780 She's like, oh, I'm not ovulating.

08:23:28.100 Oh.

08:23:28.300 You'll know.

08:23:28.700 You can smell it.

08:23:29.840 Smell it?

08:23:30.500 Yeah.

08:23:31.820 As a man?

08:23:33.480 It's like pheromones.

08:23:34.460 Yeah.

08:23:34.580 She smells better.

08:23:35.980 You want her more.

08:23:37.820 I don't know about that.

08:23:38.960 Yeah.

08:23:39.320 It's pheromones.

08:23:40.540 Yeah.

08:23:40.740 Maybe subconsciously.

08:23:42.720 I mean.

08:23:43.160 Smell?

08:23:43.640 I don't know.

08:23:44.000 I don't know.

08:23:44.400 I think that's a thing.

08:23:45.500 Yeah.

08:23:45.660 Maybe.

08:23:46.040 I could be wrong.

08:23:46.760 Who knows?

08:23:47.180 I mean, people that are attracted to like armpits and stuff, like smelling someone.

08:23:51.240 Do you know what the.

08:23:51.920 Like the way they smell?

08:23:53.040 Yeah.

08:23:53.320 Yeah.

08:23:53.560 Makes you funny.

08:23:54.220 I heard that.

08:23:54.640 Do you know what the period cycles are?

08:23:57.460 Oh, yeah.

08:23:57.920 The terms for it.

08:23:59.100 Yeah.

08:24:00.280 Isn't there like luteal phase or what?

08:24:02.360 Okay.

08:24:03.380 I don't know the.

08:24:04.300 Yeah.

08:24:04.560 I don't know the exact.

08:24:05.240 I don't even know it.

08:24:07.160 I don't know.

08:24:07.540 I don't know the terms for it. 0.97

08:24:07.560 I know when the declaration was an independence assignment, not the damn period ship. 0.97

08:24:12.300 Yeah. 0.98

08:24:12.780 Sorry.

08:24:14.300 Okay.

08:24:16.140 What?

08:24:18.280 Did I do the Vietnam one? 0.98

08:24:19.900 You just did Panama. 0.72

08:24:21.040 That's the one we ended on.

08:24:22.260 Okay.

08:24:23.140 Really?

08:24:23.500 Wait.

08:24:23.920 Where did the attack?

08:24:25.040 Thank you.

08:24:25.640 Where did the attack on Pearl Harbor take place?

08:24:28.840 I was just there.

08:24:30.060 Hey, stop that.

08:24:31.760 Go in the corner.

08:24:32.500 Think about what you've done.

08:24:33.920 Pearl Harbor.

08:24:35.180 Pearl Harbor.

08:24:37.180 Brooklyn.

08:24:37.840 Pearl Harbor.

08:24:39.980 Me, me, me.

08:24:42.660 Boston.

08:24:43.300 Me, me, me.

08:24:43.980 Boston.

08:24:44.340 Wait.

08:24:45.080 Wait.

08:24:45.220 Hold on.

08:24:45.820 Wait.

08:24:45.920 She's correct.

08:24:46.880 Boston is where they were at Pearl Harbor and then we got revenge. 0.99

08:24:51.080 Wait.

08:24:51.320 Hold on.

08:24:51.700 We dropped the nuke on Manchester.

08:24:52.380 It's really late at this point.

08:24:54.440 I think I'm checked out.

08:24:55.280 That's what I'm saying.

08:24:56.480 Yeah.

08:24:56.580 That's funny.

08:24:57.340 Isn't it?

08:24:57.800 Liverpool.

08:24:58.480 Yeah.

08:24:58.760 Here.

08:24:59.040 I'll do a note.

08:25:00.120 Pearl Harbor was in Japan.

08:25:04.680 Close.

08:25:05.320 No.

08:25:05.860 Hawaii.

08:25:06.540 You're on the right track.

08:25:07.920 You're on the.

08:25:08.540 Yeah.

08:25:08.860 Close.

08:25:10.040 I knew that I had been where it happened.

08:25:11.860 What country did the Vietnam War happen in?

08:25:16.460 Vietnam?

08:25:19.480 Are you sure?

08:25:20.740 Are you sure about that?

08:25:21.340 Are you 100% sure?

08:25:22.480 Yes.

08:25:23.140 I am.

08:25:23.460 Can you Google what a Leviathan is, please? 1.00

08:25:26.260 Just Google that shit. 1.00

08:25:27.320 I'm not a demon. 1.00

08:25:29.120 Oh, maybe like a succubus. 0.97

08:25:30.620 I thought you were about to say some other kind of demon that's semen. 0.99

08:25:34.960 She's a demon. 1.00

08:25:35.780 I'm an expert. 0.98

08:25:36.580 Semen. 0.76

08:25:37.040 Leviathan is a monster described in the Bible that will come about in the end times.

08:25:39.860 It's like a water monster.

08:25:41.960 It's like a water serpent name.

08:25:43.800 No.

08:25:44.020 Go.

08:25:44.280 Just the wiki.

08:25:45.040 Click the wiki.

08:25:45.960 You can just click it from there.

08:25:47.840 Oh, okay.

08:25:49.780 Leviathan is a sea serpent demon.

08:25:52.420 Yeah.

08:25:52.720 I'm sorry.

08:25:53.180 Scroll down.

08:25:54.380 Can you click that?

08:25:54.960 Just click that image.

08:25:56.820 Is that me?

08:25:57.280 You are a Leviathan.

08:25:59.240 Leviathan, Levithian.

08:26:01.440 Okay.

08:26:03.100 How much is a quarter of an hour?

08:26:08.300 15.

08:26:11.340 I don't like doing that.

08:26:12.740 What is 34 plus 66?

08:26:17.020 Why me?

08:26:18.760 I'm going to pick on you.

08:26:20.220 Why?

08:26:21.080 I didn't do anything.

08:26:22.860 I haven't got to answer. 1.00

08:26:23.940 Shit. 1.00

08:26:24.540 You fucking farted early. 1.00

08:26:25.860 You stunk up my studio. 1.00

08:26:26.760 I did it.

08:26:28.000 It didn't stink.

08:26:28.560 You made her very uncomfortable.

08:26:30.180 It did stink real bad, girl.

08:26:32.180 No, it didn't.

08:26:32.840 She's drinking too much protein shakes.

08:26:34.700 That's for sure.

08:26:35.440 Yeah.

08:26:35.580 For sure.

08:26:36.740 34 plus 66.

08:26:41.200 24.

08:26:43.900 100.

08:26:47.600 Hey, I didn't point to you.

08:26:49.900 Yeah.

08:26:50.240 You're wrong.

08:26:50.760 Your eyes pointed at this eye.

08:26:52.200 Brianna?

08:26:53.240 34 plus 66 is 100.

08:26:55.780 Well done.

08:26:56.180 100.

08:26:57.320 7 plus 7 plus 7.

08:26:59.380 21.

08:27:00.500 3 times 3 plus 1.

08:27:02.060 That's going to be 10.

08:27:03.500 What is 7 minus 7 minus 7?

08:27:05.560 Negative 7.

08:27:06.500 Negative 10.

08:27:07.220 What is 100 minus 66?

08:27:09.820 34.

08:27:11.220 8 plus 8 plus 8?

08:27:13.860 16.

08:27:14.720 3 times 3 times 3?

08:27:17.560 27.

08:27:18.600 8.

08:27:19.140 Sorry.

08:27:19.360 9 plus 9 plus 9 plus 9 for you in the corner.

08:27:24.540 27.

08:27:25.820 100 minus 34.

08:27:28.640 66.

08:27:31.360 9 minus 9 minus 9.

08:27:33.820 Negative 9.

08:27:34.480 If yes is spelled Y-E-S, what does E-Y-E-S spell?

08:27:41.320 E-Y-E-S? 0.98

08:27:42.660 Yeah.

08:27:43.520 What does it spell?

08:27:44.220 Eyes?

08:27:45.160 Oh, I should have asked her. 1.00

08:27:46.560 Fuck. 1.00

08:27:47.420 Damn it. 1.00

08:27:48.620 Damn. 1.00

08:27:49.440 Missed opportunity. 1.00

08:27:50.040 What does E-Y-E-S spell?

08:27:51.040 Here, I'll ask it again.

08:27:52.500 If yes is spelled Y-E-S, what does E-Y-E-S spell?

08:27:58.380 Eyes.

08:27:59.460 Zoom in a little bit.

08:28:00.300 Which one?

08:28:09.520 Oh, okay.

08:28:10.420 Yeah, you're looking at me.

08:28:12.100 Now I...

08:28:12.660 Can you spell I-Cup?

08:28:14.720 What?

08:28:15.440 Can you spell I-Cup?

08:28:18.320 Out loud.

08:28:19.260 Out loud.

08:28:19.540 Say it out loud.

08:28:20.360 Spell it, Brian.

08:28:21.500 Spell it.

08:28:22.080 Oh.

08:28:23.900 I got it, yeah.

08:28:25.160 Did you take that long?

08:28:25.980 That was such a good one.

08:28:26.880 If you were born 10 years ago, how old would you be today?

08:28:31.000 Share one.

08:28:32.160 Ten.

08:28:33.380 How many world wars were there?

08:28:36.380 Two.

08:28:38.480 Two.

08:28:39.920 Two.

08:28:40.900 That'd be three.

08:28:41.880 What decade?

08:28:44.080 So I'm looking for 1830, 1750s, whatever.

08:28:50.040 What decade was World War I?

08:28:54.560 Me, me.

08:28:55.640 We're going to start with Brooklyn and go that way around.

08:28:58.860 Go ahead, Brooklyn.

08:29:00.360 1800s.

08:29:01.300 1800s, okay.

08:29:02.260 That's century.

08:29:03.360 What decade?

08:29:03.940 So 1870, 1830.

08:29:07.320 1860.

08:29:08.100 1860s, okay.

08:29:09.560 1870s.

08:29:10.300 1870s, okay.

08:29:11.340 Absolutely no clue.

08:29:12.580 Guess.

08:29:12.840 You got the guess.

08:29:13.460 Throw out the decade.

08:29:14.300 Guess?

08:29:14.920 Guess.

08:29:15.380 I'm so bad at history.

08:29:17.020 Throw it out there.

08:29:18.780 I believe in you.

08:29:20.420 You got it.

08:29:21.220 You got this girl.

08:29:22.060 Whatever.

08:29:22.520 18 something.

08:29:23.260 Whatever they said.

08:29:23.820 18.

08:29:25.020 1890?

08:29:25.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:29:28.540 Say it.

08:29:29.560 1890.

08:29:30.080 Okay.

08:29:31.760 1880 or 1890.

08:29:33.380 1880 or 1890.

08:29:36.000 World War I?

08:29:37.160 World War I.

08:29:37.880 What decade?

08:29:38.280 I think it was 1920, I think.

08:29:41.960 I just know my grandpa lived in World War II.

08:29:44.080 Okay.

08:29:44.740 1914 to 1918.

08:29:46.160 Over here?

08:29:46.580 Yeah, it was the 1910s.

08:29:48.280 Over here?

08:29:49.320 1912.

08:29:49.760 Were you asking for a decade or just a year?

08:29:52.760 Yeah, just decade, just decade.

08:29:54.480 Okay.

08:29:55.120 You guys were in the incorrect century.

08:29:58.180 Not the 1800s, early 1900s.

08:30:00.300 It's okay, though.

08:30:01.540 What was the primary decade?

08:30:04.680 Same question, but for World War II.

08:30:08.180 What was the primary decade of World War II?

08:30:11.760 Starting with you.

08:30:13.340 Mom, Brian!

08:30:15.540 Whoa.

08:30:16.240 Okay.

08:30:16.840 A little too much.

08:30:17.820 That's how I feel.

08:30:18.460 Come on, go ahead.

08:30:20.360 Okay, World War II?

08:30:21.320 Yeah, primary decade.

08:30:24.240 1980s, 1830s.

08:30:27.560 1940.

08:30:28.640 Okay, what about you?

08:30:31.160 Come on, guess.

08:30:32.100 Throw it out there.

08:30:33.140 1970.

08:30:34.100 The 70s.

08:30:35.160 The disco.

08:30:35.600 Dude, I don't know.

08:30:36.540 I'm just guessing.

08:30:37.060 You're killing me with these history questions.

08:30:38.560 You got this Leviathan.

08:30:39.880 I can't do years. 0.98

08:30:40.520 You are a serpent monster from the ocean. 0.99

08:30:44.600 Rawr. 0.98

08:30:44.960 1950s.

08:30:49.720 1950s.

08:30:50.240 Okay.

08:30:51.040 1930s.

08:30:51.640 1930s.

08:30:52.080 I was going to say 1930s.

08:30:53.020 1930s.

08:30:54.060 1939.

08:30:55.820 Sorry, what?

08:30:57.180 1939.

08:30:57.880 Wait, I'm asking for decade, though.

08:30:59.140 So 1930s?

08:30:59.920 1930s.

08:31:00.180 Okay, what about you?

08:31:01.600 1940s.

08:31:03.600 1939 to 1945.

08:31:07.260 That's not just the decade. 0.99

08:31:09.580 I got the damn whole years. 1.00

08:31:12.140 Shame on you. 1.00

08:31:13.340 That's interesting.

08:31:13.620 Well, there's two.

08:31:14.600 There's the 30s and the 40s.

08:31:16.620 Can you name one allied power and one axis power from World War II?

08:31:24.800 Starting with Brooklyn.

08:31:27.300 Starting with you.

08:31:28.160 I don't even know who's in it.

08:31:28.740 No, I can't.

08:31:32.700 No?

08:31:33.600 Mm-mm.

08:31:33.900 One axis power, one allied power.

08:31:36.180 So like the two opposing sides in World War II.

08:31:38.740 America is one.

08:31:42.680 Wait.

08:31:42.980 Or a country.

08:31:44.000 Okay.

08:31:44.520 America is which side?

08:31:47.140 Axis?

08:31:48.200 I'm not really sure what that means.

08:31:49.860 Or allied.

08:31:50.700 Well, those are the two sides.

08:31:53.040 Well, America is one.

08:31:55.560 Right.

08:31:56.160 But what side were they on?

08:31:57.860 I think maybe the ax side.

08:32:00.260 What did you say?

08:32:01.320 Axis.

08:32:02.080 Axis?

08:32:02.760 Axis.

08:32:02.880 A-X-I-S. 1.00

08:32:04.220 What does that mean?

08:32:06.060 The definition of the term is kind of irrelevant.

08:32:09.580 But were they allied or access?

08:32:13.040 Axis.

08:32:13.580 I don't know.

08:32:15.240 Just pick one.

08:32:16.320 How about the guess?

08:32:17.040 Okay, then maybe axis.

08:32:18.580 United States, axis powers.

08:32:20.480 Okay.

08:32:22.920 Do you want to try to?

08:32:23.860 Okay.

08:32:24.100 So if United States is Axis power, name one allied power. 0.55

08:32:29.080 So that's the side against the U.S. then.

08:32:36.900 Wasn't Vietnam one? 0.75

08:32:41.200 I don't know that.

08:32:43.280 I'm not sure about Vietnam's involvement in World War II. 0.98

08:32:46.240 They were probably doing some shit during that time. 0.87

08:32:49.160 I'm not really an expert really in the Pacific theater. 0.99

08:32:52.940 You know, I know a little bit about the Pacific theater.

08:32:55.000 Not an expert on the, you know, the smaller states.

08:32:57.720 You got it.

08:32:58.000 The smaller countries in the Pacific during World War II.

08:33:02.080 You know, we can talk about, you know, what was going on, you know,

08:33:04.800 the Japanese incursions into China and Manchuria and all and so forth.

08:33:08.940 But Brooklyn, my dear, can you name me one allied power and one axis power

08:33:14.100 from World War II, please?

08:33:17.840 So allies are enemies?

08:33:20.000 I can't help on that.

08:33:21.620 I can't help. 1.00

08:33:22.560 You just got to know that shit. 1.00

08:33:24.820 So one axis power, one allied power. 1.00

08:33:27.820 Germany axis?

08:33:30.080 Germany axis, one allied power.

08:33:32.820 Ally United States? 0.63

08:33:36.420 Is that how it works?

08:33:36.940 We will accept it.

08:33:37.880 You can't repeat.

08:33:39.540 Allied, United States?

08:33:41.000 You can't repeat the country.

08:33:43.560 You got to give us a new country.

08:33:45.580 Because there were many belligerents during World War II.

08:33:49.740 So we're going to need a...

08:33:50.900 So allied being the British?

08:33:54.840 And then that, you want to give us another axis power?

08:33:57.760 And then axis power.

08:34:00.380 Yeah.

08:34:03.360 No.

08:34:04.960 Just throw one out there.

08:34:06.040 How about this?

08:34:07.800 Do you want a hint?

08:34:09.420 Sure.

08:34:10.020 I'll give you a hint.

08:34:12.300 Who were the perpetrators of Pearl Harbor? 1.00

08:34:18.240 Hey, shut the fuck up, motherfucker. 1.00

08:34:20.240 It's okay. 1.00

08:34:20.480 I will shank you. 0.98

08:34:21.880 I didn't see it. 0.99

08:34:22.620 I didn't see it.

08:34:23.740 You said perpetrators of Pearl Harbor?

08:34:25.760 Who were the ones who did the attack?

08:34:28.080 That's the Japanese. 0.99

08:34:30.540 That is correct. 1.00

08:34:31.540 The damn champs. 1.00

08:34:32.700 You can't repeat. 1.00

08:34:33.800 Two.

08:34:34.360 Axis, Allied.

08:34:35.980 One.

08:34:37.200 Axis, France.

08:34:39.120 Because Germany took them over, right? 0.98

08:34:41.380 So does that count?

08:34:43.200 Mm-hmm.

08:34:44.740 Yeah.

08:34:45.200 Alex says yes.

08:34:46.120 So.

08:34:46.380 Okay, and then.

08:34:52.880 Why'd you look at the camera like that?

08:34:53.960 I don't know.

08:34:55.000 Sometimes I look at my cameras to make sure they're still working.

08:34:59.340 Mm-hmm.

08:35:00.780 Ally.

08:35:05.580 Oh, boy.

08:35:06.260 Okay.

08:35:06.940 Well, that's about it for that question.

08:35:08.720 Can you name three K-pop stars or bands or whatever?

08:35:14.440 K-pop? 0.75

08:35:15.360 Oh, man.

08:35:15.380 K-pop bands.

08:35:16.280 No.

08:35:16.460 Anybody?

08:35:17.160 Oh, absolutely not.

08:35:18.460 Oh, wait.

08:35:20.260 I want.

08:35:21.080 Name three Kardashians and Jenner's counts, I guess.

08:35:24.960 Oh, man.

08:35:27.160 I know Kim Kardashian.

08:35:30.260 I know.

08:35:31.020 Oh, it's Khloe's one.

08:35:33.560 What's the third?

08:35:34.940 Third one.

08:35:35.680 Name three Kardashians.

08:35:37.020 Kendall.

08:35:37.380 Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian.

08:35:42.540 We'll take it.

08:35:43.180 All right.

08:35:44.100 A few more dating ones.

08:35:45.320 Almost.

08:35:46.060 We're done with the little those ones a little bit.

08:35:47.960 Are you going to tell us who's right with the ally?

08:35:50.960 Do you not?

08:35:51.840 I just did.

08:35:52.920 I do.

08:35:53.760 Tell us.

08:35:54.680 I do. 1.00

08:35:57.700 You'll just have to Google that shit later, though. 1.00

08:36:00.080 So, okay. 1.00

08:36:01.160 Let's see.

08:36:01.960 A few more.

08:36:02.720 A few more.

08:36:06.280 We're almost wrapped.

08:36:07.720 Yeah, it's like 10 minutes.

08:36:09.800 Okay.

08:36:10.360 Have you ever...

08:36:11.860 These history questions.

08:36:15.900 I don't remember them.

08:36:17.200 History class.

08:36:18.140 It was just Japan and Nazi Germany. 0.67

08:36:21.240 Do you guys think...

08:36:22.640 So, we talked tonight...

08:36:23.700 This is England, basically.

08:36:25.020 We talked tonight a bit about some of my expectations for a woman to bow, for a woman to be submissive, 1.00

08:36:30.720 to cook, clean, do laundry.

08:36:32.660 Do you guys think that I'm being...

08:36:34.520 That's a bit misogynistic or sexist?

08:36:37.060 Yes.

08:36:38.040 Yes?

08:36:40.840 Anybody agree with her?

08:36:42.400 Disagree?

08:36:42.920 No.

08:36:43.400 You're fine with it?

08:36:44.660 What specifically is this...

08:36:47.000 Were some of those okay, but some of them not okay?

08:36:50.240 What was sexist?

08:36:51.640 I believe, again, that each gender in some way, shape, or form does hold a role, but I feel like that isn't a societal role that each gender has to follow, necessarily.

08:37:00.800 So, I feel like some points you made, as in, like, the cooking and the cleaning and the constant, like, not pampering, per se, but, like, you know, always being there to take care of you.

08:37:12.840 I feel like that's an expectation that men hold a lot for women.

08:37:16.460 And I just don't agree with that, because I feel like, wouldn't you want your woman to be independent and have her own career and make her own money so that you're not fully... 0.92

08:37:29.700 But think about it, I mean...

08:37:31.880 Not Brian, per se, but the average man, probably.

08:37:35.720 I think the average man...

08:37:37.360 But what if something doesn't go well with work or something isn't going well financially?

08:37:42.060 You have a woman that does have also that amount of money. 1.00

08:37:44.860 Yeah, that's fair.

08:37:45.300 I believe that a woman shouldn't rely fully on a man to pay for everything, to buy for everything, that it should, in some way, shape, or form, be an equal split in a relationship.

08:37:55.580 No, look, I actually think that's one of the more compelling arguments about a woman's career. 0.94

08:38:01.000 Let's say there's a situation.

08:38:02.460 Sometimes people get sick, like really sick, they get into an accident, and they can't work anymore.

08:38:13.520 And then they would have to perhaps rely on...

08:38:17.040 This could apply both ways, I guess.

08:38:19.620 The woman, if she was working, she gets sick, okay, the man's got to take more of the responsibility. 0.96

08:38:25.580 The reverse happens, the woman's got to take on some responsibility. 1.00

08:38:27.940 I think that's actually one of the more compelling arguments as to a woman having a career. 0.99

08:38:34.380 It's actually a really compelling argument.

08:38:36.660 But can I ask you a question?

08:38:38.360 Do you want to have kids one day?

08:38:39.900 Of course.

08:38:40.640 How many kids do you want? 1.00

08:38:43.560 Like two.

08:38:45.120 Okay.

08:38:45.860 And do you want to take time off?

08:38:49.660 I mean, right after giving birth, I mean...

08:38:53.240 How soon after?

08:38:54.460 Do you want to have kids pretty much mostly back-to-back?

08:38:57.340 No.

08:38:58.260 No, no, no.

08:38:59.900 Say they're one or two years apart, maybe?

08:39:02.080 Like two to three years apart.

08:39:03.100 Two to three years apart.

08:39:04.140 Okay.

08:39:04.280 Yeah.

08:39:05.520 So in that first two to three years with the first kid, are you going to be taking time off completely?

08:39:15.680 I would say within probably the first six months of having the baby, for sure.

08:39:20.120 I'm not sure that...

08:39:20.760 And in six months, you're going to put your kid in childcare?

08:39:24.740 I'm honestly not sure I would prefer not to.

08:39:27.000 But I mean, if I do have...

08:39:28.640 But if your husband's working and you go back to work at six months...

08:39:32.720 Well, if my husband is working, obviously, I would stay to take care of the child.

08:39:38.980 Okay.

08:39:39.340 Because I'm not one to really necessarily trust a stranger with my kid.

08:39:44.180 Yeah.

08:39:44.280 But if I was in the position where I had to work, of course I would put my child in childcare and go and work and make money.

08:39:52.560 Even if my husband isn't making enough money, I would go and work.

08:39:55.660 But I mean, so if you have to work, then, well, you have to work, I guess.

08:40:00.040 Although sometimes what's interesting to me is depending on the woman's capacity for earning, it almost doesn't make sense sometimes because childcare can be really expensive. 0.96

08:40:09.720 So it's like, hold on.

08:40:11.360 Let's say the woman makes $40,000, $50,000 a year. 1.00

08:40:15.020 And then say you have two kids.

08:40:16.960 It depends what some places the cost of childcare can be less.

08:40:22.180 It can be more in California.

08:40:23.960 It's going to be like $2,000 a kid.

08:40:26.500 Two kids, that's $4,000 a month.

08:40:28.740 That gets you to $48,000 a year.

08:40:30.700 Okay, you're going to go work a $50,000 an hour job so you can make $2,000 and put your kids in childcare? 1.00

08:40:40.660 That's so dumb. 1.00

08:40:41.960 That makes no sense. 0.99

08:40:44.020 But without working, how would you be able to financially fund your child being in childcare in the first place?

08:40:49.200 Well, in this situation, it's like, okay, let's say the man's working too, right?

08:40:53.520 So in this situation, if the cost of childcare is as much as the woman or close to it, I would make an argument even. 0.99

08:41:05.420 She has to be making so much that it would arguably be worth it.

08:41:10.040 But let's say the excess of what she's making above the cost of childcare is $10,000, $20,000. 1.00

08:41:17.700 In that situation, I don't think you put your kids in childcare.

08:41:21.560 I agree.

08:41:21.960 I think she stays home, and it's $10,000 less a year, but she's taking care of the kids.

08:41:28.080 I agree.

08:41:29.260 But I think ultimately the kids are going to be best served by being fully taken care of by the mom and not being placed in childcare. 0.98

08:41:37.420 Who knows what fucking goes on? 0.97

08:41:38.980 They're not taking the best care of the kid. 0.99

08:41:40.840 They're not changing the diapers as frequently as they should.

08:41:43.780 They're not.

08:41:44.620 I don't know.

08:41:45.260 A lot of them are not making a lot of money. 0.99

08:41:47.200 They don't really give a fuck. 0.99

08:41:48.760 I fully agree. 0.99

08:41:49.740 I think the problem lies, though, like after the child hits the age where they would then attend public school, then whatever parent stays home to watch the child then loses those five years of work history.

08:42:03.940 So then going back into the working.

08:42:05.120 Public school?

08:42:06.480 You're going to homeschool your kids.

08:42:08.000 Okay, well, yes, in Brian's world.

08:42:11.100 In Brian's world, that's true.

08:42:12.200 Oh, and the best option.

08:42:12.960 Well, yeah, I mean, it does.

08:42:13.720 Then there's that gap in the work history for either parent.

08:42:17.560 Look, I guess when the kids do go to public school, that does free up the schedule, you know, a little bit.

08:42:24.120 She might have a hard time getting a job because she took five years off. 1.00

08:42:26.920 But, I mean, shit, I'm trying to pump out. 0.99

08:42:28.800 There ain't time for it. 0.99

08:42:29.820 It doesn't.

08:42:30.160 There's going to be seven kids here. 0.99

08:42:31.940 We're going to have fucking seven sons. 0.99

08:42:34.180 I want eight. 1.00

08:42:36.320 Well, you know, you'll have a couple daughters in the mix. 1.00

08:42:39.240 So, but, okay, blasting to.

08:42:41.700 Wait, but wait, it's sexist.

08:42:44.340 Do you think then women's expectations of the men are sexist?

08:42:48.160 Yes.

08:42:49.020 I think it's like women want men to pay for dates. 1.00

08:42:51.320 Are they being sexist, technically?

08:42:54.080 Not necessarily, no.

08:42:55.660 But wait, if it's not sexist for a woman to be like, hey, men should pay for dates. 1.00

08:43:01.440 Why, if it's okay for women to say men should, why can't men say women should? 1.00

08:43:08.860 I mean, they can.

08:43:11.340 But it seems like in society, it's if a man says women should, that's going to be labeled with sexist, misogyny, blah, blah, blah.

08:43:19.820 But there's never this criticism when women say men should. 0.99

08:43:24.800 No, I agree.

08:43:25.760 I agree that it's equal.

08:43:28.120 I had previously mentioned that.

08:43:30.260 And what I kind of think the problem is, is more necessarily women looking as men as having to be a provider and having to be this and having to be that. 0.95

08:43:38.660 But women are capable of doing exactly and equally what men do. 0.93

08:43:43.880 Well, I'm not going to nitpick on that, but I mean, there's certain jobs that women just can't do. 1.00

08:43:49.560 Like in terms of like, if a man and a woman work the same job, they can make the same amount of money in most fields.

08:43:55.220 Have you ever gone flowers from a man?

08:43:57.120 Just a show of hands.

08:43:59.400 Really?

08:44:00.080 Have you ever bought flowers for a guy?

08:44:01.860 Why are you surprised?

08:44:02.060 I have.

08:44:02.620 Really?

08:44:03.440 Okay.

08:44:03.800 What is the male equivalent of getting flowers?

08:44:09.820 Wait, would it be?

08:44:10.580 Giving flowers?

08:44:12.140 Surprise head?

08:44:12.980 Yeah.

08:44:13.600 Okay.

08:44:13.900 Like they come home from work.

08:44:14.800 Hey, you want some food?

08:44:15.140 Low job?

08:44:16.820 I don't know.

08:44:17.300 Probably new video game.

08:44:18.840 New video game?

08:44:19.540 I was about to say video game.

08:44:20.320 Probably food, like homemade food.

08:44:21.520 Food?

08:44:21.940 Whatever their like little autistic obsession is, like one of those. 1.00

08:44:25.580 Like Pokemon cards, like a Funko Pop.

08:44:27.560 That's the same thing.

08:44:28.980 Anybody else?

08:44:29.520 Yeah, video game.

08:44:30.220 Dropping dinner at the shop.

08:44:31.180 What percent of men do you think are over six feet? 1.00

08:44:35.580 Oh, probably not very many.

08:44:36.840 Not very many.

08:44:37.640 Throw a number.

08:44:38.780 Maybe 10%.

08:44:39.700 10%.

08:44:40.020 What about you?

08:44:41.040 30%.

08:44:41.840 30%.

08:44:42.440 Okay.

08:44:42.920 10, 15%.

08:44:43.800 10, 15%.

08:44:44.700 Yeah, 15, 20 maybe.

08:44:46.240 I don't know.

08:44:47.000 35.

08:44:48.320 Maybe 20.

08:44:50.720 18.

08:44:52.160 13.

08:44:53.340 I believe the number's around 15% of men are over six feet.

08:44:57.040 What percentage of men make at least $1 million per year?

08:45:02.780 Probably 0.5%.

08:45:05.180 Like 1%, right?

08:45:06.920 1%.

08:45:07.380 1%.

08:45:08.100 A year?

08:45:10.980 Yeah.

08:45:11.420 Oh, and the points probably.

08:45:14.500 5%.

08:45:15.140 I'm going to say 8%.

08:45:17.880 2%.

08:45:21.040 0.05%.

08:45:23.040 0.05%.

08:45:25.040 So I believe, and maybe these numbers are a bit old, to be top 1% is 400,000.

08:45:32.080 So a million.

08:45:33.320 You can, I don't know the exact number, but it's less than 1%.

08:45:36.440 Okay.

08:45:37.400 What percent of men have yachts, starting with Brooklyn? 0.70

08:45:42.320 2%.

08:45:42.760 2%.

08:45:43.200 Okay.

08:45:43.420 0.02%.

08:45:46.580 Levi.

08:45:48.920 Here we go.

08:45:50.660 Lavinia?

08:45:52.040 Close.

08:45:52.560 You're going to get it one of those times.

08:45:53.800 Lavinia.

08:45:54.560 Lavinia.

08:45:55.200 She hates me.

08:45:56.240 Point, I don't know, 0.001.

08:46:01.120 0.8.

08:46:02.260 0.8.

08:46:03.040 1%.

08:46:03.840 0.3.

08:46:05.920 0.0023.

08:46:09.240 0.5.

08:46:10.220 0.5.

08:46:10.860 Okay.

08:46:11.040 Uh, let's see, uh, we did some of these.

08:46:16.400 Oh, have you ever?

08:46:17.880 What's the answer?

08:46:18.860 Huh?

08:46:19.200 What's the answer?

08:46:20.040 Yeah, I am kind of curious.

08:46:21.040 I, it's way less than 1%.

08:46:22.900 Oh, we're just guessing.

08:46:24.120 We're just playing the guessing statistics game.

08:46:26.700 Uh, I'll answer this one, though.

08:46:28.820 I'll, I'll go first.

08:46:29.740 Have you ever slept with someone the same day you met them?

08:46:33.080 Yes, I have.

08:46:34.600 Going around the table.

08:46:37.100 Yeah.

08:46:37.500 Alex.

08:46:41.840 Probably, yeah.

08:46:42.560 Jesus, Lord, and she knows.

08:46:43.920 Just kidding.

08:46:45.040 Probably, I don't remember.

08:46:46.240 Maybe.

08:46:46.520 Uh, probably.

08:46:47.140 Really?

08:46:47.580 You don't remember?

08:46:48.220 Yeah.

08:46:48.540 I mean, maybe.

08:46:49.840 How do you not remember?

08:46:51.240 I mean.

08:46:52.000 Didn't you say body count's like 13?

08:46:53.420 Yeah.

08:46:53.560 14?

08:46:54.800 That didn't mean there were like relationships.

08:46:57.400 Well, yeah, but it's like.

08:46:58.380 I mean, there was like a one night stand in there.

08:47:00.680 I feel like if your body counts 14, you have a pretty good recollection of most of those.

08:47:04.720 I mean, it was from like 14 to 24.

08:47:07.100 Is that when you lost your virginity?

08:47:08.720 Yeah.

08:47:08.860 Oh, going around the table.

08:47:09.660 When did you lose your virginity? 0.59

08:47:11.340 Go ahead.

08:47:11.700 I'll answer two.

08:47:12.380 14.

08:47:12.940 14.

08:47:13.820 18.

08:47:14.320 18.

08:47:14.840 16.

08:47:15.320 16.

08:47:15.780 16.

08:47:17.540 Um, me and my boyfriend started dating, so like almost, almost like.

08:47:23.580 17?

08:47:24.360 Yeah.

08:47:24.680 Okay.

08:47:25.180 15 or 16, I don't know.

08:47:26.780 I'm not answering.

08:47:27.520 I'm 14.

08:47:30.660 Okay.

08:47:31.080 I was 17.

08:47:32.240 Uh, let's see here.

08:47:33.660 Um, oh, uh, the quickest you slept with, or no.

08:47:38.040 Have you ever slept with someone the same day you met them?

08:47:40.160 No, I actually haven't.

08:47:41.640 Really?

08:47:43.080 Okay.

08:47:43.660 Actually.

08:47:44.180 It's kind of my job, yeah.

08:47:46.020 Okay.

08:47:47.000 Yes.

08:47:48.260 No.

08:47:48.880 Yep.

08:47:49.340 No.

08:47:50.480 No.

08:47:51.240 I have.

08:47:52.140 I have.

08:47:52.640 Uh, for those of you who have, what's the quickest?

08:47:56.380 I'll answer.

08:47:58.500 Hmm.

08:47:58.900 What's the quickest what?

08:48:00.120 Uh, you, you, like, slept with somebody.

08:48:02.440 Okay.

08:48:02.720 Like, you, from meeting them to, I feel like dating apps kind of muddy it, but I'm like, 0.94

08:48:08.700 maybe you met somebody at a party or some shit. 0.58

08:48:10.820 I don't know. 0.98

08:48:11.300 For me, it was probably less than an hour.

08:48:13.320 Like, are, in person, or is it, are we not specifying that?

08:48:17.360 Well, I feel like, how do you categorize if you, I know, you've been talking, like,

08:48:22.300 Yeah, that's what mine, a lot of mine are, like, talking to people online for, like,

08:48:26.760 It could be, like, and then meeting them in person.

08:48:29.360 Regardless of how much texting there was.

08:48:32.740 Uh.

08:48:33.300 Five minutes.

08:48:33.860 That's not truly, like, first, firstly, like, just meeting somebody, though.

08:48:37.460 But, like, in person.

08:48:39.300 Okay.

08:48:40.480 Five minutes.

08:48:40.720 Even if you texted beforehand.

08:48:42.840 Five minutes.

08:48:43.520 Five minutes.

08:48:44.600 What about you?

08:48:45.160 Probably, like, three hours.

08:48:46.420 Three minutes.

08:48:47.060 Oh, three hours?

08:48:47.980 A week.

08:48:48.800 Oh. 1.00

08:48:49.440 Motherfucker. 1.00

08:48:49.920 Okay. 1.00

08:48:50.280 I probably, I literally popped with you.

08:48:51.900 All right. 0.97

08:48:52.340 These Filipinas just be lying all day. 1.00

08:48:54.440 Yeah, five minutes. 0.97

08:48:55.360 Five minutes?

08:48:55.800 Okay.

08:48:56.180 Like, five hours.

08:48:57.200 Five hours?

08:48:57.860 Okay.

08:48:58.320 I really don't know.

08:48:59.800 Oh, well.

08:49:00.780 Ten minutes.

08:49:01.300 Ten minutes.

08:49:02.020 Okay.

08:49:02.220 W Brooklyn.

08:49:04.240 Going for it.

08:49:05.540 Okay.

08:49:06.480 I didn't do that.

08:49:08.560 Oh, okay.

08:49:09.180 All right.

08:49:09.440 So, uh, hmm.

08:49:11.960 Cool.

08:49:12.580 Uh, who here has had a threesome? 0.90

08:49:15.900 Foursome.

08:49:16.440 More than the foursome.

08:49:17.120 Threesome.

08:49:17.420 Foursome.

08:49:18.100 Okay.

08:49:18.880 Uh, anyone had a ho phase? 0.87

08:49:20.420 I had a ho phase. 0.54

08:49:21.260 You know, this was a bit of a ho phase. 0.98

08:49:22.120 I'm still in it.

08:49:22.740 Nothing crazy, but.

08:49:23.900 I guess I still in it.

08:49:25.220 Had a bit of a ho phase. 0.89

08:49:26.280 A little bit.

08:49:27.000 Um, has anyone here hooked up with two guys in a 24-hour period?

08:49:32.080 Mm-mm.

08:49:32.900 I don't know. 1.00

08:49:33.560 Fuck, yeah. 1.00

08:49:34.180 Brooklyn? 1.00

08:49:34.720 I don't think so.

08:49:36.120 Brooklyn?

08:49:37.040 There was a lot of track guys on that.

08:49:38.400 Maybe.

08:49:38.580 Maybe it would be, like, 24, because, like, a Saturday and a Sunday night.

08:49:42.500 So, back to back.

08:49:43.980 You got back to back.

08:49:44.840 I might have.

08:49:45.260 I'm not sure exactly.

08:49:46.080 Like, same night?

08:49:46.880 Anybody same night?

08:49:47.800 Mm-mm.

08:49:48.180 Anybody within, uh, 30 minutes?

08:49:50.220 An hour?

08:49:51.600 Two hours.

08:49:52.960 Yeah.

08:49:53.240 Okay.

08:49:53.640 Yeah. 1.00

08:49:54.280 Fuck. 1.00

08:49:54.740 How many in a seven-day period? 1.00

08:49:57.800 No more than two, I think.

08:49:59.340 No more than two.

08:49:59.900 Okay.

08:50:00.580 One month period?

08:50:01.280 Mm-mm.

08:50:02.840 How many weekends is a month?

08:50:04.060 Like, how many most in a one-month period?

08:50:06.180 Maybe.

08:50:07.680 Eight?

08:50:08.280 Oh, I've...

08:50:09.700 Maybe a little under eight.

08:50:11.360 Seven.

08:50:12.160 Yeah, maybe seven or six.

08:50:13.020 Okay.

08:50:13.760 Uh, let's see.

08:50:14.960 Uh, uh...

08:50:17.180 Is it gay for a man to date a... 0.97

08:50:19.160 Yes.

08:50:19.500 We're...

08:50:20.020 Last few here.

08:50:21.340 Last few.

08:50:21.840 We're in the...

08:50:22.340 We're in the tail end.

08:50:23.720 Is it gay for a man to date a trans woman? 0.98

08:50:25.440 Gay. 0.98

08:50:25.940 Yes.

08:50:28.760 No, like, I feel like I would have to be in that situation.

08:50:31.640 They're...

08:50:31.920 They're...

08:50:32.640 They're not a woman. 1.00

08:50:34.240 They weren't born with a...

08:50:35.300 They're not a man.

08:50:36.140 They're not a woman. 1.00

08:50:36.820 That's gay. 1.00

08:50:37.740 Yeah. 0.92

08:50:38.300 Yeah, that's queer. 1.00

08:50:39.880 Yeah.

08:50:40.200 Queer. 0.99

08:50:41.640 So gay. 1.00

08:50:42.100 Okay. 0.99

08:50:42.540 That is very gay. 1.00

08:50:43.920 Very gay. 0.99

08:50:45.180 Brianna's pretty based. 0.71

08:50:46.120 I wasn't sure, but she's based.

08:50:48.140 I don't know what to say.

08:50:49.620 Is it blue?

08:50:50.100 I don't know what to say.

08:50:52.360 I don't know.

08:50:54.040 You're good.

08:50:54.720 Yeah.

08:50:56.640 It is. 0.99

08:50:58.480 Hella gay. 1.00

08:50:59.180 Hella gay. 1.00

08:51:00.040 Very fucking gay. 1.00

08:51:00.680 What is a woman starting with Brooklyn? 1.00

08:51:06.980 I don't know.

08:51:10.080 Um, I really don't know.

08:51:13.140 I don't know.

08:51:14.460 Are you a woman?

08:51:15.860 Mm-hmm.

08:51:17.560 Okay.

08:51:19.320 I'm not getting controversy.

08:51:21.880 That's fine.

08:51:22.660 I get it.

08:51:23.100 I get it.

08:51:23.580 I understand.

08:51:23.940 Um, anybody else want to take a crack at the, what is a woman? 1.00

08:51:28.400 Uh, somebody born with an X and Y chromosome.

08:51:31.680 Or do you mean X?

08:51:32.740 X, X.

08:51:33.180 Sorry.

08:51:33.560 Sorry.

08:51:33.880 Yeah.

08:51:34.620 Okay. 1.00

08:51:35.060 With a vagina. 1.00

08:51:36.300 Correct. 1.00

08:51:36.900 With a vagina. 1.00

08:51:39.280 That is a woman. 1.00

08:51:39.900 What do you think of white people as all the white people at the table? 1.00

08:51:44.020 Um, I think they're crazy. 1.00

08:51:49.700 Okay.

08:51:50.520 And...

08:51:50.920 Do you like white people?

08:51:51.760 Thanks.

08:51:52.400 This is such a crazy question.

08:51:53.560 Yes, I like them very much.

08:51:55.800 They're very nice to me.

08:51:57.560 Like one and a half white people are staring at you right now.

08:51:59.760 They're very nice to me.

08:52:01.540 Wait.

08:52:02.220 Wait. 1.00

08:52:03.060 Shit. 1.00

08:52:03.540 Hey. 1.00

08:52:04.180 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

08:52:05.220 Wait.

08:52:05.660 She fixed it. 1.00

08:52:06.780 Whoa, she fixed that shit. 1.00

08:52:08.000 That's crazy. 1.00

08:52:09.200 No, she actually did.

08:52:10.020 I was waiting to pull it out.

08:52:11.140 Sorry.

08:52:11.480 That's good.

08:52:12.020 I like that.

08:52:12.400 I like that.

08:52:13.300 That's good.

08:52:14.540 Um, okay.

08:52:15.420 Uh, a few more rapid fires here.

08:52:17.560 For the perfect man, would you stop OnlyFans?

08:52:20.520 Oh, yeah.

08:52:21.320 Yes.

08:52:22.020 No.

08:52:22.760 Really?

08:52:23.400 Okay, no. 0.98

08:52:23.980 Because the perfect man is, like, sex work. 0.99

08:52:25.100 Or sex work. 0.94

08:52:25.660 I wouldn't try to date before I quit.

08:52:29.060 But say the perfect guy manifests.

08:52:31.340 Do you quit OnlyFans?

08:52:32.420 Well, yeah.

08:52:32.980 Yeah, yeah.

08:52:33.160 Do you quit OnlyFans for the perfect man?

08:52:34.780 No, because the perfect man would film with me.

08:52:36.480 Oh, my gosh.

08:52:37.320 That was my answer.

08:52:38.160 Do you quit OnlyFans for the perfect man?

08:52:39.620 No, the perfect man would love OnlyFans.

08:52:42.580 So, okay.

08:52:43.120 Hold on.

08:52:43.420 You asked for the honest...

08:52:44.300 Can I give you the details on the perfect man?

08:52:46.620 That's your idea.

08:52:47.600 Extremely wealthy, but, but Bill, a trillionaire.

08:52:50.200 He, trillionaire.

08:52:51.540 So, whatever you're making on OnlyFans, uh, pales in comparison to, uh, billions or trillions

08:52:56.940 of dollars.

08:52:58.160 The, he, whatever your type is, looks-wise, maximal attractiveness in looks, personality.

08:53:05.820 As long as he's still...

08:53:07.380 Best in bed.

08:53:08.380 Best everything.

08:53:09.580 Best loyalty.

08:53:10.640 Never leaves you.

08:53:11.660 Never cheats on you.

08:53:13.140 You don't take the trade?

08:53:14.360 Really?

08:53:14.880 That's your definition of a perfect man.

08:53:16.740 Mm-hmm. 0.99

08:53:17.080 So, your perfect man is the guy who cheats on you and is ugly? 0.99

08:53:20.020 What?

08:53:20.360 No, but my perfect man doesn't, I don't, not a trillionaire.

08:53:25.220 Well, okay.

08:53:25.600 If you don't care about that, then you can make him a millionaire.

08:53:30.100 Really, if you could, if you could, like, build the bear, your perfect man, and it's

08:53:34.480 like, does he have a trillion dollars that he can share with you?

08:53:38.940 You're not like, well, I guess I'm gonna pass on that.

08:53:41.540 I want, I want someone a little freaky, you know, like...

08:53:44.580 He would be the perfect man, so he'd be freaky, but he's also a trillionaire, and really good

08:53:47.960 looking, and loyal, and never would leave you, and treats you perfectly, and everything

08:53:52.000 you want, but you have to quit OnlyFans.

08:53:55.540 No, no deal.

08:53:56.320 And you can make beautiful sex movies. 0.90

08:53:58.380 I was gonna say, as young dudes, I still get freaked out, I'm good.

08:54:03.160 If you consider it your art, you could still do your art, but you wouldn't have to.

08:54:06.880 Huh?

08:54:07.060 I really like my job, though.

08:54:08.960 Would you...

08:54:09.820 Wait, question.

08:54:10.780 If I were to...

08:54:12.400 If I were to...

08:54:14.840 Not even tied or connected to the perfect man, if I were to say...

08:54:20.400 Leviathan...

08:54:21.400 No, no, no, no.

08:54:22.020 Whoa! 0.71

08:54:22.380 What?

08:54:23.980 If I was like, here's a billion dollars, no strings attached, except you have to stop

08:54:30.720 working, do you take the billion dollars?

08:54:34.600 Like, fully working, or just sex work?

08:54:37.400 Well... 0.98

08:54:38.080 You can still have sex. 0.98

08:54:39.840 No, that's fine. 0.99

08:54:40.980 I don't have sex. 1.00

08:54:42.380 Because you don't have sex. 1.00

08:54:44.340 You can be a hoe for free. 1.00

08:54:46.640 I like to work.

08:54:48.740 I like to have...

08:54:49.960 It gives me a purpose.

08:54:51.100 How about, yes, you cannot work.

08:54:53.920 But you can work on your farm as...

08:54:56.220 Oh, but like, no sex work.

08:54:58.180 You can't do...

08:54:59.440 You can't exchange goods or services for money.

08:55:02.680 No commercial activity.

08:55:04.320 Yes.

08:55:04.480 But you can be...

08:55:05.660 Keep yourself busy on your farm.

08:55:07.080 You can raise goats.

08:55:07.960 You can have eight children.

08:55:08.800 Hobbies, dude.

08:55:09.480 Kids.

08:55:10.080 Still have.

08:55:10.560 Hobbies are so good.

08:55:11.480 Okay.

08:55:12.060 You can still get freaky.

08:55:13.160 Yes.

08:55:13.420 So now...

08:55:14.300 So wouldn't you then have to take the perfect man? 0.88

08:55:17.200 Because...

08:55:17.640 But I wouldn't do it for a man. 0.98

08:55:20.620 Ugh! 0.97

08:55:21.680 Sorry, guys.

08:55:22.600 Ugh! 0.97

08:55:23.200 She can't say yes, because then she has to drop the facade, and part of her bit is that

08:55:29.420 she likes doing what she does. 0.99

08:55:30.900 No, I genuinely love my job.

08:55:32.920 She loves it.

08:55:33.200 Whether you believe it's a facade or not.

08:55:34.900 She loves it.

08:55:35.820 I do.

08:55:36.540 I believe it.

08:55:37.400 I believe when she is...

08:55:40.740 I'm not going to get graphic.

08:55:41.940 I mean, there's parts of my job that I don't love.

08:55:44.160 I think.

08:55:44.580 But it's...

08:55:46.540 Yeah.

08:55:46.640 I just don't understand...

08:55:48.020 Okay.

08:55:48.380 If I give you a billion, you take that.

08:55:51.060 But then if I give you...

08:55:52.080 It's the ultimatum.

08:55:52.880 The man...

08:55:53.380 That's it.

08:55:54.120 No, but...

08:55:54.500 Okay.

08:55:54.700 Here's the scenario.

08:55:55.320 It's the ultimatum.

08:55:56.060 It's the perfect person.

08:55:56.760 No, but the man is not giving you the ultimatum.

08:55:58.200 But it is an ultimatum.

08:55:59.260 What if a woman is... 1.00

08:56:00.300 And I think any ultimatum is that.

08:56:03.000 Any ultimatum...

08:56:04.160 Mm-mm.

08:56:04.680 If you're doing something not for yourself...

08:56:06.120 It is...

08:56:06.640 Even just giving you the money is the ultimatum.

08:56:08.780 Take the money.

08:56:10.300 Or don't take the money and continue what you...

08:56:11.920 Like, it's still an ultimatum.

08:56:13.240 I don't do well with people telling me what I can and can't do.

08:56:15.800 So, like, it makes me want to do it more.

08:56:18.340 Does that make sense?

08:56:19.060 No, it's incoherent.

08:56:22.360 You're just mad I won't take your money.

08:56:24.380 I don't have...

08:56:24.920 I wish I had that.

08:56:25.740 You're trying to persuade me.

08:56:26.580 You're trying to get me...

08:56:27.760 You're trying to save her, Brian?

08:56:28.700 No, I just don't understand the...

08:56:29.720 I'll take the billion, but the guy who's a trillionaire, who's perfect...

08:56:33.700 Don't take that.

08:56:36.200 That's what's confusing to me.

08:56:38.220 Okay.

08:56:38.580 Well, for the perfect man...

08:56:41.800 Actually, whatever.

08:56:43.540 Let's see here.

08:56:45.320 Who here voted...

08:56:46.960 Oh, my God.

08:56:47.600 No, no.

08:56:48.400 I'm not doing that.

08:56:49.160 No?

08:56:49.480 Really, mother...

08:56:50.020 Go ahead.

08:56:51.200 Who voted for Trump?

08:56:52.000 No, I didn't, actually.

08:56:53.000 I couldn't vote at the time, but I would...

08:56:55.020 Who voted for Kamala? 0.86

08:56:56.800 Le...

08:56:57.080 Le...

08:56:58.320 Le...

08:56:58.880 Le...

08:56:59.160 Le...

08:56:59.660 Le...

08:57:00.220 Le...

08:57:00.780 I voted for Trump.

08:57:02.060 Le...

08:57:02.220 Le...

08:57:02.580 But...

08:57:03.660 Expelliarmus.

08:57:05.460 Sorry.

08:57:06.200 But if I could go back and redo it, I don't like Trump anymore.

08:57:10.680 Oh, okay.

08:57:11.440 Well, all right.

08:57:12.640 All right. 0.99

08:57:13.220 I'll skip that shit then. 0.99

08:57:15.040 I think that's it. 0.99

08:57:18.680 I think we're done, boys.

08:57:20.140 Wait, can I ask...

08:57:21.240 What are...

08:57:22.960 What is that?

08:57:23.780 Drugs, take it.

08:57:24.780 Just don't take it.

08:57:26.020 It's a metaphor.

08:57:28.000 The red pill.

08:57:28.620 Blue pill.

08:57:29.140 Blue pill.

08:57:29.680 Have you seen the movie The Matrix?

08:57:32.160 Which one is...

08:57:32.560 If you take the blue pill, you stay in Wonderland.

08:57:34.220 You take the red pill, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

08:57:36.760 Blue pill all the way.

08:57:38.760 We already knew that.

08:57:39.920 Blue pill.

08:57:40.660 Can I put you on a leash?

08:57:41.780 Can I put you on a leash?

08:57:42.420 Can I put you on a leash?

08:57:43.200 Can I put you on a leash?

08:57:43.940 Can I put you...

08:57:44.420 No, but you can clean my studio after the show.

08:57:48.400 And then I can put you on.

08:57:49.120 You can vacuum and you can swim.

08:57:51.240 I'm actually really bad at cleaning, so even if you told me...

08:57:53.540 Oh, great. 1.00

08:57:53.560 You're fucking useless. 1.00

08:57:55.460 I'm really bad at cleaning. 1.00

08:57:57.060 I try, though.

08:57:58.020 Can't cook?

08:57:58.520 Can't clean?

08:57:59.240 I can cook.

08:57:59.720 I can cook.

08:58:00.140 You were born here in the U.S., right?

08:58:02.040 Yes.

08:58:02.760 Okay, I have to ask this one question. 1.00

08:58:04.340 Oh, fuck. 0.99

08:58:05.180 In a morally neutral, blame-free hypothetical conflict between the United States and the 1.00

08:58:09.760 Philippines, where neither side is right or wrong, to which country is your allegiance?

08:58:15.180 The United States or the Philippines?

08:58:17.180 I've never been to the Philippines.

08:58:18.440 But your parents are from the Philippines, right?

08:58:21.060 Yeah.

08:58:21.440 Yeah.

08:58:22.180 To which country is your allegiance?

08:58:24.200 Probably America, because this is all I know.

08:58:26.520 All right.

08:58:26.880 That's cool.

08:58:27.640 We're going to get this wrapped.

08:58:28.940 Any final thoughts from anybody before I wrap it up?

08:58:31.060 Speak now.

08:58:31.560 Forever hold your peace.

08:58:33.040 Who would you hang out with in an elevator alone for 12 hours?

08:58:39.240 One of us.

08:58:43.660 Wait, what?

08:58:44.380 Sorry.

08:58:45.500 Sometimes I zone out when women speak. 1.00

08:58:47.140 Who do you hang out with?

08:58:48.040 You're trapped in an elevator for 12 hours.

08:58:49.660 Who do you choose?

08:58:50.260 Which girl? 0.93

08:58:50.620 From the table?

08:58:51.640 Yeah. 1.00

08:58:51.860 Oh, fuck. 1.00

08:58:55.000 That's a hard one. 1.00

08:58:57.580 Oh, shit. 1.00

08:58:59.200 I don't know. 1.00

08:59:01.380 I don't know.

08:59:01.820 Honestly, I don't know.

08:59:02.480 You have to answer.

08:59:03.320 You have to choose.

08:59:04.260 You have to choose.

08:59:05.180 You made us answer so many things.

08:59:06.920 No.

08:59:07.380 Now you.

08:59:09.020 That's not fair.

08:59:10.020 That's not fair.

08:59:10.380 We have to answer all your history questions.

08:59:11.740 Are all the girls DTF? 1.00

08:59:13.980 Like, under that scenario, are we, like, I don't know what I would choose.

08:59:17.600 You don't have to.

08:59:18.160 You're just trapped in an elevator. 1.00

08:59:19.200 We're just saying, like, they want to fuck. 1.00

08:59:21.020 No, like, you're just trapped in an elevator. 1.00

08:59:22.800 Like, which person would be.

08:59:24.140 Would you be trapped in an elevator? 1.00

08:59:25.640 We don't have to fuck. 1.00

08:59:26.500 Least unbearable to be around, like, in an elevator. 0.99

08:59:29.220 Whoever's the quietest, probably.

08:59:31.340 So choose.

08:59:32.040 Because I don't want a girl yapping the entire time. 1.00

08:59:35.200 Oh, my God.

08:59:36.360 None of you.

08:59:37.580 No, you have to choose.

08:59:38.680 You can't do that.

08:59:39.840 No.

08:59:40.440 One of us.

08:59:41.200 Whoever it is, we will establish a pea corner.

08:59:44.460 Okay?

08:59:45.280 There will be a pea corner. 1.00

08:59:46.580 And you got to hold that shit in. 1.00

08:59:51.300 I'll piss on you. 1.00

08:59:52.400 Okay. 0.99

08:59:53.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

08:59:53.500 You guys are going to fucking hate me. 0.99

08:59:55.340 But I just need a. 0.98

08:59:56.600 I forgot Brianna's notes.

08:59:58.540 I'm going to blast through them in three minutes.

09:00:01.480 Okay.

09:00:01.900 Your first relationship.

09:00:03.100 You said that he was the craziest person you ever met.

09:00:05.640 Yes. 0.77

09:00:05.940 He wanted to be with you so bad.

09:00:07.360 He made you fall so in love with him.

09:00:09.060 He made you fall so in love with him over the course of a couple months, only for you

09:00:14.060 to find out he was trying to date you and another girl at the same time.

09:00:17.560 Mm-hmm.

09:00:18.140 And he was in the other relationship for over two years.

09:00:20.700 Yeah.

09:00:21.100 Well, I don't really.

09:00:21.960 I don't know why I wrote relationship.

09:00:23.420 It wasn't really a relationship on mine.

09:00:24.760 Okay.

09:00:25.040 So you fell in love with him.

09:00:26.720 Yeah.

09:00:27.080 But it was now that I've matured and realized it was all manipulation on his end.

09:00:31.920 And I obviously fell for it.

09:00:33.660 I was a 14-year-old girl, 15-year-old girl.

09:00:36.080 Same age?

09:00:36.640 Was he the same age?

09:00:37.580 No.

09:00:38.040 He was like 16 or 17 years old.

09:00:41.980 And he basically made me fall in love with him, long story short, for me to find out that

09:00:47.160 he was in a relationship for two years.

09:00:50.600 I tried telling the girl that he was a cheater.

09:00:54.140 She didn't believe me because prior, like, to everything, he was, I guess, pretty prepared. 0.71

09:01:00.420 He told her that I was some crazy, like, girl that was in love with him and stalking him.

09:01:05.160 Of course.

09:01:05.640 And if I ever reached out or told her something to not listen to me. 1.00

09:01:11.260 So the dumb bitch believed it. 1.00

09:01:14.820 Stayed with him, only for her to find out that he's been cheating on her with several other women. 1.00

09:01:19.300 So I was also quite surprised.

09:01:21.500 You said he was getting at and hooking up with your, not friend, friends, plural.

09:01:27.020 Friends, plural, yes.

09:01:27.720 How many of your friends did he hook up with?

09:01:29.400 Was he, like, a Chad? 1.00

09:01:31.160 No, he was ugly as fuck. 0.99

09:01:33.280 But he was just running through your whole friend group? 1.00

09:01:35.420 Not friend group, but, like, people that I was friends with here and there, yeah.

09:01:40.720 It wasn't, like, sex, but it was, like, you know, like, hooking up and stuff.

09:01:44.200 Did he have the Riz? 0.99

09:01:45.180 Did he have Aura?

09:01:46.500 Not Aura, but, like, he was, like, like.

09:01:50.760 So he's ugly and running, he had, what did he have?

09:01:53.580 He's funny. 0.88

09:01:54.040 He's got to be funny.

09:01:55.020 It's a Chad.

09:01:55.880 It's a Chad.

09:01:56.680 He's got to be funny.

09:01:58.140 Because, like, I feel like.

09:01:58.820 I really can't explain it.

09:02:00.220 It was, like, the first, honestly, I was really bullied in middle school and elementary school.

09:02:06.320 And I had never really gotten any attention from men.

09:02:09.800 I hope not.

09:02:10.380 Like, 13.

09:02:10.980 So that was my first time a man had really, like, pursued me and been forward with me.

09:02:19.500 Okay.

09:02:19.740 So being so young and so unknowledgeable about why he was pursuing me, I fell for it.

09:02:28.400 Okay.

09:02:28.600 And it ended up screwing me over. 0.99

09:02:30.360 Damn, we got to get this guy out. 0.99

09:02:31.400 He's got to share some secrets. 1.00

09:02:32.540 Yeah, he's, I'm so glad that he is a, like, piece of shit that has nothing going for him 1.00

09:02:39.920 in his life now because karma, I believe in karma and I'm sure it got him really well. 0.99

09:02:46.100 But I feel like, isn't it the modern thing where, unless you've established exclusivity,

09:02:51.520 it's kind of, like, fair game, basically?

09:02:53.440 But that's the thing.

09:02:54.460 I wasn't, like, able, like, to me, we were, like, in a relationship.

09:02:59.900 Mm-hmm.

09:03:00.440 Because when I would try to also be open, oh, it was this huge problem.

09:03:06.460 And it was, like, the end of the world.

09:03:08.720 Gotcha. 1.00

09:03:09.320 So that's kind of what made me think he was in love with me, which is really stupid. 1.00

09:03:13.680 Sure. 0.98

09:03:14.000 But I'm obviously wrong.

09:03:16.080 All right, cool.

09:03:17.640 And then you said the hot take is just that each person in the relationship should be allowed

09:03:20.920 to live their own lives and not constantly rely on one another.

09:03:25.060 Yeah.

09:03:25.380 Okay.

09:03:26.240 All right.

09:03:26.560 I'm not going to bite on that.

09:03:27.660 I'd probably disagree a little bit, but.

09:03:31.300 Like, what, like.

09:03:32.840 I mean, I would just say, for example.

09:03:33.920 What's your take on, like, a girl going out clubbing and partying with her friends?

09:03:37.200 I do it all the time.

09:03:38.680 Unacceptable.

09:03:39.360 All the time.

09:03:40.320 Unacceptable.

09:03:41.360 If she wants to be single, she should be single. 1.00

09:03:44.320 What about you going out without your girlfriend?

09:03:45.600 I don't go out.

09:03:45.940 I don't drink.

09:03:46.520 But let's say you did.

09:03:47.220 I don't smoke.

09:03:47.320 I don't do drugs.

09:03:48.200 Let's say you did.

09:03:48.840 I don't go to parties.

09:03:49.340 I don't go to clubs. 1.00

09:03:49.940 I'd rather fucking masturbate with sandpaper than go to a fucking nightclub. 1.00

09:03:56.900 I would rather listen to Sabrina Carpenter on repeat for 12 hours than go to a nightclub. 1.00

09:04:05.720 You should trust your partner no matter what and let them live their own life and do their own thing.

09:04:10.060 Because if you constrict them, that's what causes problems. 1.00

09:04:12.880 Then go to a fucking nightclub. 1.00

09:04:14.260 Grab the leash. 1.00

09:04:15.140 It's your turn.

09:04:16.180 It's your turn.

09:04:18.000 Go get the leash. 0.98

09:04:18.660 What about her having, like, guy-bex friends?

09:04:22.320 I would rather listen to a... 0.99

09:04:24.560 Hey, no.

09:04:25.440 Don't.

09:04:25.720 I was not being... 1.00

09:04:26.620 What the fuck? 1.00

09:04:27.300 Okay. 1.00

09:04:27.920 All right.

09:04:28.320 But that's just...

09:04:29.020 We're not going to linger on it, but final thought on that?

09:04:32.020 I just think that the more you trust your partner and the more individuality you let yourselves have,

09:04:37.660 the better relationship.

09:04:37.700 Would you be cool with your boyfriend going to a strip club?

09:04:41.580 We've been together before. 0.99

09:04:43.420 I got date raped twice at a club. 0.99

09:04:46.160 He was miserable the whole time. 1.00

09:04:48.080 Oh, Jesus Christ. 0.96

09:04:48.760 He was very miserable.

09:04:50.660 He was sitting there very miserable, but, you know... 0.95

09:04:53.800 Okay.

09:04:54.520 Well, what if he went alone with his boys and you know he spent some money?

09:04:58.880 Would you have a problem with that?

09:04:59.980 No.

09:05:00.640 I trust him 100%, and I know he wouldn't be going for the lustful intention of it.

09:05:05.600 Would you let him hang out with a female friend at 11 p.m. at night?

09:05:10.660 Well, I have a bunch of friends that go and hang...

09:05:14.000 Like, female friends that go and hang out with him all the time, and I don't see a problem with it.

09:05:17.940 We're all very close.

09:05:20.680 Not like...

09:05:22.000 I mean, yeah, even one-on-one sometimes.

09:05:23.740 My best friend comes over to my boyfriend's house all the time when I'm not there.

09:05:30.300 I mean...

09:05:31.900 You ever seen those videos where it's, like, a video, and then...

09:05:35.780 They're, like, siblings.

09:05:36.320 If your best friend doesn't get along with your...

09:05:38.980 And they're, like, fighting, like, play-fighting each other... 1.00

09:05:41.820 They fucking. 1.00

09:05:42.400 They fucking. 1.00

09:05:43.120 They fucking. 1.00

09:05:43.580 They fucking. 1.00

09:05:44.160 No, I think it's beautiful that you're able to trust somebody so much like that. 1.00

09:05:47.560 I do think the play-fighting thing makes me, like, a little uncomfortable.

09:05:52.180 Yeah, but my best friend and him are, like, brother and sister.

09:05:55.380 They've known each other before I started dating him. 0.97

09:05:58.320 I ain't never seen a married couple with fucking the opposite gender best friends. 1.00

09:06:03.660 I see. 0.99

09:06:04.460 My dad don't got a girl best friend.

09:06:05.820 But I also have very close guy friends that I would hang out with without him there.

09:06:11.640 Maybe public.

09:06:12.640 I think you should trust people unless they give you a reason not to.

09:06:15.920 And if he hasn't...

09:06:16.280 And he's never, ever, ever given me the reason to not trust him.

09:06:22.840 Nice.

09:06:23.340 Okay.

09:06:23.660 And that's all.

09:06:24.560 All right.

09:06:25.580 Anything final from anybody?

09:06:27.140 Speak now, forever hold your peace.

09:06:28.940 No.

09:06:30.460 What, you got something?

09:06:31.020 Can you answer the elevator question, please?

09:06:33.420 Oh, my God.

09:06:34.520 No.

09:06:34.720 You had us answer.

09:06:35.740 No, maybe I'll think about it after the show and I'll tell you.

09:06:37.900 Okay.

09:06:38.200 Okay.

09:06:39.100 I want to say, GG.

09:06:41.360 Well played.

09:06:42.260 To the panel.

09:06:42.880 You guys were very fun.

09:06:43.840 Thank you guys for coming tonight.

09:06:45.040 I appreciate you.

09:06:45.940 Wait, we got to bow.

09:06:46.760 It was a fun con...

09:06:47.440 All of you have to bow.

09:06:48.660 Thank you.

09:06:49.220 Oh, wow.

09:06:49.560 Look at that.

09:06:50.120 That was a first.

09:06:51.260 Okay.

09:06:51.700 Thank you guys.

09:06:54.160 You could have done better, Brooklyn.

09:06:56.060 We'll work on it.

09:06:57.040 It's a work in progress.

09:06:58.120 Be nice.

09:06:58.620 Okay.

09:06:59.440 I'm with.

09:06:59.920 I'm just...

09:07:00.280 Hey, I'm guidance.

09:07:01.240 Guidance here.

09:07:01.920 Okay.

09:07:02.120 She's working.

09:07:02.860 She's... 1.00

09:07:03.180 You know what?

09:07:04.000 I think we can...

09:07:05.720 I think we can...

09:07:07.700 Anyways, whatever.

09:07:08.120 Can you say something nice about all of us?

09:07:09.840 Oh, my God.

09:07:10.420 Let me wrap the show.

09:07:11.600 Talk about my eyes again, Brian.

09:07:13.000 Okay, fine.

09:07:13.020 Wait, do I talk?

09:07:13.740 I couldn't...

09:07:14.180 Talk about my eyes again.

09:07:15.880 Uh, it's already...

09:07:16.860 I'm already...

09:07:17.260 We're already pushing the time here.

09:07:18.600 Oh, my God.

09:07:18.920 Are we?

09:07:19.660 Last call, guys, who are watching.

09:07:21.660 Like the...

09:07:22.220 Like the hit button, please.

09:07:24.060 Hit the like button, please.

09:07:25.500 Like the hit button.

09:07:26.160 On your way out.

09:07:27.060 Guys, leave a nice comment.

09:07:28.280 Just stay tuned, guys.

09:07:29.440 We're going to wrap, but stay tuned so you can leave a comment once the live ends.

09:07:34.060 I read them.

09:07:34.860 Positivity is nice.

09:07:35.960 It helps with the algorithm.

09:07:36.900 Uh, thank you guys for tuning in tonight.

09:07:39.580 You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me.

09:07:42.580 I appreciate that.

09:07:44.360 Uh, thank you to everyone who superchats, donates, and supports the show.

09:07:48.400 We're going to be live again Sunday, 5 p.m. Pacific.

09:07:51.860 Any girls who want to be on the show, you can DM at whatever on Instagram. 1.00

09:07:55.880 If you can make it to Santa Barbara.

09:07:57.960 Uh, I don't know if you guys want to do little hearts or whatever.

09:08:00.120 You want to show the tongue one last time.

09:08:02.020 Whatever you want to do.

09:08:04.540 Uh, and are we forgetting something, Marilyn?

09:08:09.180 Um, maybe you can do it.

09:08:11.120 Nah, we'll skip that.

09:08:12.540 Uh, no, I think we're all good.

09:08:14.380 Okay, guys.

09:08:15.100 Uh, 07's in the chat.

09:08:16.460 07's in the chat.

09:08:17.900 Good night, guys.

09:08:18.760 And we will see you guys next time.

09:08:20.600 Good night.

09:08:20.920 Good night.

Whatever Podcast - February 02, 2026

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