Whatever Podcast - KARENS？! Brian KICKS OUT Armpit Hair FERAL Girl？! 700+ Body Count？! Barracks Bunny Dated A TERRORlST？!

00:00:00.000 Welcome to the Whatever Dating Talk podcast, where we try to make sense of the modern dating

00:00:15.640 hellscape. I'm your host, Brian Atlas. We're coming to you live from Santa Barbara, California.

00:00:20.720 I do apologize for the delay here. Very sorry for that. We had some technical difficulties,

00:00:26.820 a little delay there, some people running late. So I apologize. We're just going to get right into

00:00:32.100 the show. Normally, I do a whole spiel about Streamlabs and Discord and Twitch and merch and

00:00:37.420 all that stuff. You guys have seen it a hundred times. So we're going to just jump right in. So

00:00:42.640 we're going to have the guests introduce themselves. Please tell us your name, age,

00:00:46.660 occupation, where you are from, and education. Go ahead. Hi, guys. Thanks for having us and me.

00:00:52.760 Um, I'm Karin Hart and I'm 36 and I am a full-time social media influencer and, uh, I'm from,

00:01:04.540 I live in St. Petersburg, Florida. Okay. Welcome. Any education or anything like that? Yeah. I,

00:01:10.800 um, I played D1 lacrosse and also studied marketing at the University of Denver.

00:01:17.180 Go to you. Wait, you studied lacrosse? No, I said I played lacrosse and I studied. Oh,

00:01:22.660 okay. Study. You got your, uh, BSBA. BSBA in marketing. Yeah. Gotcha. Okay. What about you?

00:01:28.480 Hello. I'm Madam Houston. Uh, where I'm from is in a name. My occupation is the life of the party.

00:01:34.500 And I also travel to host, uh, panels at conventions, like anime conventions.

00:01:40.040 And I am a college educated. I got my BA in psychology. Age? Oh, I don't reveal my age.

00:01:48.000 Why is that? Oh boy. It's a mystery. Just tell us your age. Come on. No, I'm not.

00:01:52.660 Um, chat. Do you want me to just kick her off? Brutal. Is this just a kick? I don't know.

00:02:01.180 Two minutes in. It's like already late. Already, already stressed. A lady never reveals her age.

00:02:06.020 And the age ain't number the number anyway. So, um, chat here. I'm chat. Do you want me to just

00:02:11.420 kick her? Uh, I mean, I'll, I guess I'll give you the ultimatum so you can reveal your age or you

00:02:16.580 can get kicked off the show. Okay. How do I look first? I'm not really, I don't really feel

00:02:22.380 inclined to play these games right now. Why don't you just be a good sport, be good faith and

00:02:27.880 tell us your age. Basically. I mean, you didn't even guess yet. I don't really feel inclined.

00:02:32.600 Okay. If you get it right, the first guess, I'll tell you the truth. Oh, I could just kick you off

00:02:36.200 the show. That's, that's another option. Okay. Where did you come from? Houston? Yeah. Born and raised.

00:02:40.400 You flew in? No, I drove from Vegas. Oh, you drove from Vegas. How long's the drive? I don't know.

00:02:45.780 Maybe like, I don't know. I didn't even pay attention to the ride. I was asleep. Yeah. Well,

00:02:50.960 you know, you might be able to make it, you know, back to Vegas. She's so much fun.

00:02:56.420 Aren't I? Yeah. I am the life of the party. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, it's just basic biographical

00:03:03.820 information. Uh-huh. I don't see why you would refuse to reveal your age. Oh, I'm not refusing

00:03:10.320 to. I just don't ever reveal my age. That is definitely, by definition, categorically

00:03:16.540 refusing to reveal your age. Okay. Um, okay. So are you just, do you not want to do the show

00:03:27.940 or? Oh, you're no fun. How do I look? Where the, uh, where the chat at? Look, we're already

00:03:37.200 kind of late here. Do you want to just be a, be good faith, be a good sport? And what if we all

00:03:42.840 guess your age and then you just tell us if one of us is right? Oh, no need for that. Over or under?

00:03:49.040 Can we do that? Over, like we can say like she, over 25, under 20. Kai Baca, thank you for the

00:03:55.700 gifted 30. Josh, thank you for the gifted 10. Do we have the one from Kat? Can you pull that up or did

00:04:01.200 we lose it? I'm sorry. I think I got rid of it. Oh, it's probably like way high up there, but

00:04:06.300 Kat, thank you for the gifted, uh, 50 memberships. Appreciate it. Stay. Yasina, stay. I will. Yeah,

00:04:13.720 have her stay and I will say. You can start highlighting all these people saying kick,

00:04:17.100 by the way. Just start clicking some of the kicks. I will say that she is a lot younger than you think

00:04:21.700 she is. Kick. Michael. Michael says kick. Everybody says kick. She can lie about it. There you go.

00:04:28.860 I just lie about it. Here, can you find, can you find the cats though? I want to say. I'm 32. Uh, Kat,

00:04:37.640 thanks for the gifted 50 memberships. I'm really glad I just said my age because I wasn't going to

00:04:41.920 and now this is like, I would crumble under this pressure. We're not even through the intros. Right.

00:04:48.260 Yeah. Okay. You're gonna reveal your age or? Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm 23.

00:04:53.960 23. Kick all y'all asses. You're a fucking liar. Okay. You're a fucking liar. Well,

00:05:01.960 all right. Off to a great start, guys. Great start. Um, and you said your education was?

00:05:10.320 Uh, BA in psychology. Being what year did you graduate? 2024. Okay. What about you?

00:05:17.140 Hi, my name is Leah. I'm 19 and I'm in college for marketing advertisement and I currently do

00:05:23.440 OF and what was the other question? Oh, I'm from Canada, from Cuba, but I live in Canada.

00:05:30.060 You're from Cuba, Canada? No. What, what province is that? I made it up. Here, wait, we can,

00:05:37.560 don't worry about it, Nick. Um, no. What was the question? You're from Cuba originally. So you're

00:05:43.600 born in Cuba? Yeah. Okay. When did you move to Canada? When I was 12. When you were 12. Okay.

00:05:50.200 And you live in what? Vancouver, Toronto? Oh, no. Toronto. Yeah. Toronto. Okay. Do you speak

00:05:54.880 French? No. You speak Spanish though? Yes. Okay. I can say a little bit French. Like,

00:05:59.400 bonjour, jama pal, Leah. Como se va? Se va bien. Wow. Okay. And you're studying what? Marketing,

00:06:11.020 advertisement, communications, something, PASM. Sure. College. What about you? Well, thank you for

00:06:17.640 having me back. I'm Jade Warwick. Um, I'm 27. I'm a 1997 baby. Great year, except for Diana died. Um,

00:06:26.420 I'm from the UK. Uh, I now live in Los Angeles and I report the news, uh, on Instagram and I guess

00:06:34.200 influence too, some political points, things like that. Um, and then my education was in religious

00:06:40.700 studies and, um, business. So nothing to do. You said 28? 27, yeah. Oh, 27. November 6th. Okay.

00:06:49.160 And sorry, you're, you got a bachelor's degree in? Oh, so, um, my final was in religious studies. So

00:06:55.480 I studied like the book of Enoch, Joshua Jubilees and wrote a final about that. And you did philosophy

00:07:01.660 too? A little bit. Yeah. You have a bachelor's or? No, not in that. Not in that. Okay. All right.

00:07:08.160 What about you? Hi, I'm Anna Fumi. I am 29 years old. I live in Houston, but I am originally from,

00:07:15.800 uh, Nigeria and I went to school for journalism. I don't do that now. I am an influencer. So

00:07:23.900 that's me. Thanks for having me. Uh, you're originally from Nigeria? Yeah, I was born there.

00:07:29.180 You were born there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When did you move to the U.S.? Um, when I was very young. I think

00:07:33.100 I was five years old when we came and I haven't been back since. I have family there though.

00:07:37.420 Where in Nigeria were you born? I'm about, uh, I always say an hour away from Lagos,

00:07:42.540 but Ife isn't really that close. So my mother was an artist studying abroad. She met my dad at the

00:07:47.560 university. He was a doctor there and they had my older sister and I, and then, um, that's it.

00:07:54.480 Sorry. Okay. Oh, I understand what that means now. That's just me. I gotcha. But yeah, so that's,

00:08:00.500 uh, that's where I was, uh, born and Houston is home. Is your mom American? My mom was American. She passed away.

00:08:07.160 Sorry to hear that. Okay. What about you? Hello. My name is Kari Thatch. I am from Temecula,

00:08:14.220 California. I was born in Thailand and I'm 34 years old and I have a PhD and three masters soon

00:08:23.400 to be four masters. And, um, I have a PhD in immunology and molecular cell biology and I have

00:08:31.880 a master's in public health, a master's in science and a master's in public policy. So, um, I'm soon

00:08:39.860 to study another master's coming up here at the end of June. Do you have a, what's your current

00:08:47.740 occupation? Um, I am a scientist, a research scientist. Are you an immunologist? Uh, I suppose.

00:08:54.200 Or a virologist? Epidemiologist is the correct term. Okay. Yes. Okay. Um, no, not at all. I have so

00:09:03.160 much to learn. Were you involved in any of the, uh, the, uh, Fauci-ouchie stuff or? Uh, I did a little

00:09:13.600 bit of stuff with the COVID, uh, research, nothing exciting, but it was like public policy. So were you

00:09:21.160 working with, uh, these public health institutions? I do do some public policy. I did a little bit of

00:09:27.700 public health stuff. Again, nothing exciting, nothing to write home about, but it was definitely

00:09:34.200 really, uh, maybe life-changing for some people. Maybe I saved a life, maybe not. I don't know.

00:09:39.980 You never know. Um, hopefully I, I changed someone's life out there. Okay, cool. What about you?

00:09:47.900 Hi, I am Karen. Karen. And I'm 57 years old. I live here in Southern California outside of Los

00:09:55.340 Angeles, and I currently work in law enforcement. I was a dispatcher for, 9-1-1 dispatcher for 15

00:10:00.840 years. Now, I just currently work at one of our police stations, and education-wise, I, I went as

00:10:08.560 high as junior college. That was it. Are you, you're still doing dispatch, or you're just? No, I am not

00:10:14.440 doing dispatch currently. I had to leave, unfortunately. As much as I love the job,

00:10:18.600 my mom, um, fell ill, and I needed to take care of her. You can't do that doing shift work, so.

00:10:23.920 And, and you said your name is Karen. Yes. And we have, we have another Karen. Does that,

00:10:29.260 is that? No, it's Karen. Okay, it's like car in the garage, but there's a car in the garage.

00:10:34.180 How do you spell it? Um, it's K-A-R-I-N, and that's K-A-R-E-N. Everyone thinks I'm her.

00:10:41.120 K-A-R-I-N. Yeah. And then K-A-R-E-E. K-A-R-E-E. Yeah. Yes. Good luck.

00:10:48.700 You can call me car. Yeah. Call me car. That'll be easier, at least. Do you feel upset about what

00:10:53.760 they've done to your name? Honestly. Are you upset? Are you upset by it, or? Yes. I'm just kidding.

00:10:58.500 Well, you don't. Everyone calls me Karen. That's cultural appropriation. Honestly, yeah, because it

00:11:04.120 started off, it was really funny, but like it, when COVID was going on, I mean, people legit

00:11:09.740 messed with my food. They would do things to, because they wanted to instigate the manager,

00:11:15.900 you know, let's do the haircut. Do you have the haircut? No, no, I didn't have that. See, I think I am

00:11:20.580 a little bit of Karen, because give me a couple cocktails, and I might need to speak to the manager,

00:11:25.180 you know, like. Yeah, and, and yeah, that was it, and you don't have a voice, because there are times

00:11:30.800 I legit need to talk to a manager, and I just sit there and go, okay, you know, I just, I just take it,

00:11:37.200 and I just wear it. I would have just lied about my name. I do, you know what, I, you, you, I do to a

00:11:43.580 degree, but when you order online, you can't. At Starbucks, I'm Katie. Oh, no, I'm Mary. I'm my mom's

00:11:49.120 name at Starbucks. You can change your name. I, I love my name. On the DoorDash. Yeah, that's true. Yeah.

00:11:55.940 I want, I wonder, though, if a Karen has actually changed, like, a woman's who actually is named

00:12:02.120 Karen, has changed her name to something else, because of, like, Isis. Yeah. A bunch of Isis.

00:12:09.080 Do you think Isis, like, targets Karens? Isis is no more, you can't do Isis. Oh, yeah,

00:12:14.540 the name. Daenerys, a bunch of. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, you can't say. Stupid Game of Thrones fans. Targaryen.

00:12:18.820 Named their kids. You could name them Targaryen instead. Daenerys, I don't know, anyways. What

00:12:23.620 about you? Hi, my name is Libby Krieger. I'm 24 years old. I'm from Columbus, Ohio,

00:12:28.560 and I work in political consulting as my main job. I do a little bit of modeling, and then

00:12:33.680 I do, like, political, um, with the Republican Party and the Young Republicans in Ohio, and then

00:12:39.200 I'm an editor-in-chief of a small publication as well called New Guard Press, so it's, like,

00:12:43.740 conservative intellectuals, um, young people that we publish. Rock and roll. All right, welcome.

00:12:48.720 Did I say I modeled, too? Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. All right, we have, uh, Streamlabs, uh, nothing to

00:12:58.300 call out, just breaking in the new handle brand decreed upon me in Discord land. Oh, who

00:13:03.420 is this? I don't know. You just put Streamlabs there. Let's have a good show with a panel that

00:13:07.580 hopefully embraces listening to understand and not just to respond. Uh, okay, yeah. Cool.

00:13:17.740 Yay. Thank you, Streamlabs. I'm not sure who that is. Nick, do you want me to try to go back

00:13:22.380 there and put those little two lower tabs back in? I'd be down with that, yeah. Okay. Maybe

00:13:28.460 a little later. Um, so going around the table once more, what is everybody's current relationship

00:13:33.020 status? If you're single, how long have you been single? And what's the longest relationship

00:13:38.100 you've ever been in? Go ahead. I knew this question was coming, and I honestly don't know

00:13:43.020 the last relationship I was in, but, um, I, I am single, and I think the last, like, actual

00:13:53.200 relationship I was in, besides just, like, casually dating, I guess, was, like, in 20,

00:13:59.480 we broke up in 2020. So, five years now. All right. Longest relationship? Um, six years.

00:14:05.840 Was that the one that ended five years ago? No. That was my high school sweetheart. So, I

00:14:10.020 was saving him all through high school, and then the first year in college, and then,

00:14:13.720 um, we are still really, well, we were still really good friends, but he passed away. But,

00:14:19.080 yeah, I'm still close with his family and stuff. It's like when you grow up together with them,

00:14:22.380 I don't know, or something. Okay. So. The five-year relationship who, or excuse me,

00:14:27.300 the six-year relationship, who broke up with who? Um, he was pursuing his modeling career. He,

00:14:33.260 he was, okay. He's like, he was like an Abercrombie and Fitch model, like, he was. Oh,

00:14:36.760 is he got a Wikipedia page, or? Um, I don't know. Look up AJ Jacobs, maybe. I don't know.

00:14:43.580 No, we don't, we don't need to look it up. Okay. I don't know. But, um, he wasn't into

00:14:48.120 that, like, after too long. But he played baseball, I played lacrosse, and with being

00:14:52.620 a D1 athlete and stuff, it just was, like, really hard with his modeling career, and we

00:14:57.900 amicably broke up. And, like I said, we remained friends forever. We, we became friends when we

00:15:03.660 are 12. So, yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right. What about you? Um, I don't really like to

00:15:13.140 discourage people when I name my relationship status, because I'm always ready for anybody

00:15:17.740 to shoot they shot. Okay. How long have you been single? Um, like I said, anybody out there

00:15:24.960 willing to shoot they shot, if you think you're ready, and you think you can handle me, shoot

00:15:28.600 their shot. My girl's single. I don't know if anyone heard that. That laugh is

00:15:37.920 interesting. That is an interesting laugh. Your laugh is so contagious. I thought it was

00:15:42.720 great. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm trying. This is great. I want to bottle her laugh. I want

00:15:51.080 a bottle of a laughing cell. What is this noise? Yeah. What is, uh, it sounds like a seal.

00:16:03.200 It's good. It's good. It's good. Voice over. All right. Off to a doozy. Um, okay. So,

00:16:09.400 are you currently in a relationship? I am, uh, no. I'm not in a relationship. Okay. So,

00:16:18.880 you're single. I'm always, I'm always getting looked for. I'm not always looking, but I'm

00:16:24.860 always getting looked for, so. Four? Yeah. There's four men you're sleeping with. I'm

00:16:30.440 always taking applications. Okay. Longest relationship? I've never really been in an

00:16:37.900 actual, like, you know, like one of those, you know, normal relationships where, you know,

00:16:44.980 people are tied down and they can't be, you know, they're not, they don't have any freedom.

00:16:50.140 So. Like monogamous or, or like non. I like to consider myself a polygamist. Like most,

00:16:58.840 most people like to be, you know, with one person, but I like to explore. I'm always willing

00:17:05.120 to explore. What's, uh, so, okay. You haven't, you haven't had a boyfriend.

00:17:08.060 I don't like to say boyfriend. Girlfriend? Yeah. What's your partner? What do you go

00:17:16.600 for? Uh, I go for anybody. Have you ever said, I love you to a guy? Oh yeah. That's

00:17:20.320 a good question. No. Has a guy ever said, I love you to you? Yes. Okay. Multiple guys

00:17:25.940 have said that? Of course. So when they say to you, how do you respond? Um, of course you

00:17:30.360 should. Of course you should. You just say thanks? I mean, of course I'm a lovable person,

00:17:33.780 so I take it. Just give them the thanks, babe. Thanks. I love you too. Um, okay. And

00:17:41.700 what's the longest period of time? I know you haven't been in a relationship that you've

00:17:46.440 seen a guy. Um, that's a really good question. I know it's really, it's really good. It's

00:17:57.500 really, really good. Um, because like you say, what's the longest I've ever seen somebody?

00:18:02.300 Like, what do you mean? Here, I'll make it super simple. Make it simple. Carnal

00:18:06.360 knowledge. The first time you had carnal knowledge to the last time you had carnal

00:18:12.020 knowledge, what was the length of time between those two times? Never been in

00:18:18.080 one. Huh? Never been in one. You understand that? I've never been in one. You've

00:18:23.740 never been in what? A relationship. Oh, I don't think I've ever met anybody that's

00:18:31.000 never been in a relationship. I don't really. That's what she said. All right. I move how

00:18:36.060 I move. And if somebody wants to accept that, then they can. Carnal knowledge. Carnal knowledge

00:18:40.380 is, uh, sexual intercourse. P in the V, sexual intercourse. So you've, you've had sexual intercourse,

00:18:48.840 correct? Um, yeah, I'm a grown woman. We've all had sex, right? The little of this. Okay.

00:18:54.020 So the question is. Not her. So, yeah, yeah. Help me, England. Okay, so. It's Wales, damn it. Help me, England.

00:19:01.080 Um, okay, so. I don't need help. I understand your question. Eh, I don't think you do. What's the

00:19:06.000 time frame between, um, two different partners? What's the longest time frame? Um, why does that

00:19:10.400 matter? What's your time frame? Oh, well, he asked the question. Okay, you asking it now, though.

00:19:14.100 Because he's not explaining it well enough. Well, hold on. I mean, I explained it perfectly

00:19:18.300 well. No, no. Like, it's, it's a question and I answered it. Let's move on. Yeah, okay. No,

00:19:23.880 you didn't. You did not answer the question. Like I said, I'm never. No, no. Okay, you know

00:19:27.860 what? Maybe I misheard. Maybe aging, like dating. Repeat the answer that you think you gave. I've

00:19:32.540 never been in a relationship with somebody. I've never been asked. Yeah, yeah. I've never

00:19:38.240 been asked, oh, do you want to be my girlfriend? No, I've never been in a relationship. Cool. I get

00:19:42.300 that. Repeat what I asked you. How many relationships? Girl, what the fuck? Here, I'll

00:19:49.440 make it super simple. You've had, you've had friends with benefits, right? I've had sex

00:19:54.300 with people. You've had sex with people. Have you ever had sex with somebody more than

00:19:58.260 once? Yeah, so of course. Have you had sex three times? Of course. So I thought it was

00:20:03.640 about relationships. Now it's about sex. Well, can be any. Yeah, now you're confusing me

00:20:08.780 because at first it was about a relationship. Now it's about sex. The title Neuro Spicy was

00:20:12.540 originally about her, but I think there could be some other neurodivergent people at the

00:20:16.640 table. All right. You got us. You found us out. We all are. I mean, I'm also a little

00:20:22.960 autistic, so. I could too. Thank you. Thank you. Usually when you're in it, like you can tell.

00:20:29.460 So, okay. You meet a guy. I'm not saying you're in a relationship. Are we talking about a

00:20:34.840 relationship or sex? Here, I have a book, Dr. Seuss. In order to be on the panel, I need

00:20:41.680 you to read three pages of Green Eggs and Ham. I like that book. I love that book. I like

00:20:48.140 fish, two fish. I prefer the foot book, though. Are we talking about relationships? Okay, can you

00:20:53.760 read the first? Look, it's just a literacy test. I do not like Green Eggs and Ham. Literacy

00:20:58.380 test. Can you read the first three pages? You can keep that. Of the book. She's not

00:21:05.280 going to do it? Okay. Well, I think we're going to have to fail you on the whatever literacy

00:21:09.420 test. Go on. I can read it. No, it's okay. She is. Since you're good at educating, educate

00:21:13.620 me. Go on. Words? What are you talking about? What are we talking about? We're talking about

00:21:18.780 a book. We're talking about sex. She said that with her chest. You hear it? She said that

00:21:22.480 with her chest. Okay. So look, I'll explain it again. This girl. Madam Houston. Should

00:21:31.020 I write notes? Find me everywhere. Take notes. What's the period of time, the longest period

00:21:37.120 of time you have seen a guy? And I'm not talking relationship. Maybe it was a casual thing.

00:21:42.920 Was it you saw one guy for three months? I know you wouldn't. She's like looking back

00:21:49.560 here. Okay. Sorry. Does that make sense? Yeah, it makes sense. And I thought I answered

00:21:54.560 it. No, no. You said, oh, but I haven't been in a relationship. Is that how you sound like

00:22:00.180 Kermit? Yeah, that's exactly how you sound like that. Kermit the frog. So I'm looking for

00:22:04.680 a number. Three months? Six months? I don't keep up with the time. I just see people and they

00:22:11.100 go about their business. I go about mine. She's a free spirit. Literally. One day.

00:22:15.980 I'm tired of you. You. So. My turn? My turn? I understand. Hold on. I'm shaking.

00:22:31.620 You just don't know? Not that I don't know. I'm just saying like I've never really been in a

00:22:37.220 relationship where somebody's asked me to be their girlfriend, but I don't really move

00:22:41.500 like that. So I move open-mindedness. I'm well-rounded. Do any of the girls want to point

00:22:47.320 out her failure in understanding what I'm asking? You know, maybe it's just, I need a female

00:22:53.140 touch here. I'm going to let one of the women explain it to her because I'm not getting through

00:22:57.040 to her. I'm going to go with the scientist. I have. Jade has. So let's move on to the scientist.

00:23:01.580 Wait, wait. Yeah. We do need the PhD here because I think, you know, she's the most educated

00:23:07.160 woman here at the table. Let's get the PhD to explain that. What I think the host is trying

00:23:11.240 to express is that, yes, there is a difference between being in a relationship and having

00:23:15.920 sex. I think we all agree on that at this table, correct? Right? Okay. So he is not expressing

00:23:24.640 that those two things are simultaneous. However, you have expressed that you have never been in

00:23:30.640 a relationship. We understand that. However, he is asking what was the time period between

00:23:36.560 when you had sex and how long you haven't had sex? Because he assumes that you as a single lady

00:23:43.320 right now are not having sex. You are not with somebody. Oh, goddamn. You're fucking this shit up.

00:23:49.260 I feel like she was a noble apprise after that statement. That was really profound. Have you had

00:23:53.500 a situationship or a fuck buddy or friends with benefits? What is the length of the longest length

00:23:59.040 of time that that has lasted? It doesn't matter. Literally. Like we all have sex and we don't keep

00:24:06.160 up with the actual time. I'm not paying attention to the time I started fucking with somebody versus

00:24:10.720 the time it ended. I'm looking for a ballpark. You don't need to tell me, well, it was 73 days and 23

00:24:16.800 hours. Since you know everything, you take your guess and then you write about it. Is there one guy

00:24:20.960 you boinked longer than anybody else? Like how many minutes? No, not minutes. I mean, like,

00:24:27.280 no, no, like, like amount of time. Like I've been banging this guy for six years. I've been banging

00:24:31.780 this guy for 10 years. I've been, is there one guy in particular? No, not her. Yes. Is there a guy

00:24:36.540 you banged for a year? I mean, no. Okay. Okay. There we go. Moving on. Yeah, please. I'm ready.

00:24:47.000 Oh, wow. Sorry. Soon. Soon, chat. Soon. Okay. All right. So you've been single, never had a

00:24:56.320 boyfriend. How many guys are currently in the picture? As many as I want to be and many as,

00:25:02.800 as many as I want to have. Open your ears. A little, uh, listening comprehension would do you

00:25:08.660 well. Are there, I get that you're open. I get that you're open. Okay. Other men. Okay. Getting

00:25:16.720 involved. The question is, are there currently men in the picture? There's currently openings for men in

00:25:26.520 the picture. That literally doesn't answer the question. I think you're hooked. I think that as like

00:25:31.020 or she's obviously trolling at this point, chat. If there's openings in that, that means it's a no,

00:25:36.000 right? Or yes. Whatever you take it. Y'all listening, right? What do you hear from that?

00:25:41.620 No, I'm just kidding. I feel like there's a, there's another option. It's not that she doesn't

00:25:45.600 understand or she does. Have you ever heard of a word hustler? Sometimes when you don't want to tell

00:25:49.760 somebody something, you dance around it by answering in other ways. He knows nothing about that. What you're

00:25:53.680 looking for is a direct answer. What she's giving you is the answer she wants to. Can you speak?

00:25:57.780 Exactly. I'm giving you the answer I want to. So take it and leave it.

00:26:01.660 You know, at the end of the day, the day is going to end kind of thing.

00:26:04.720 If that makes sense. There's always tomorrow.

00:26:07.700 Yep. There always is.

00:26:08.880 Hold on.

00:26:09.380 Tomorrow is today. Today is yesterday.

00:26:11.880 Do you currently have a roster?

00:26:15.620 Are you talking to me still?

00:26:16.660 Yeah, I'm still talking to you.

00:26:17.440 Yeah, I got a roster.

00:26:18.500 How many people are on the roster?

00:26:20.000 I don't know. I can't keep count.

00:26:22.120 Ballpark it.

00:26:23.340 Ballpark it. Round it. Whatever. Give you the number you wanted to give.

00:26:27.500 Yeah, you're just repeating words I said. Ballpark it.

00:26:29.860 I am.

00:26:31.880 Imagine being in a relationship with this girl.

00:26:33.920 Like over 50?

00:26:35.080 Wait till I get to, wait till I really get to talk.

00:26:36.660 Oh, that's wait. That's what she has opinion on.

00:26:38.180 Wait till I really get to talking to talk.

00:26:40.000 Well, I mean, you might not be on the panel for much longer.

00:26:42.980 Trust me, you want me here.

00:26:44.640 Seems like it.

00:26:45.880 She is the life of the party so far.

00:26:48.200 Nah, it's just kind of annoying trolling, but one sec. I'm looking at this.

00:26:53.320 So, how many guys are in the picture currently? You said you have a roster.

00:26:58.100 I'll round it to like at least five right now, if that's what you want.

00:27:02.240 It's not about what I want. I just...

00:27:03.980 That's what you wanted, though. So, you got your answer.

00:27:06.200 But is that...

00:27:07.140 True.

00:27:07.500 But is that the answer that you wanted?

00:27:09.500 Or is that the answer that I gave you? It don't matter. You got your answer. Let's move on.

00:27:15.360 But is that the actual number?

00:27:17.200 I gave you a number, right?

00:27:18.560 You...

00:27:19.120 Can't be a fake number.

00:27:24.220 Okay.

00:27:26.140 I'll just say body count.

00:27:28.500 Or not body count, excuse me. Roster.

00:27:30.640 We'll just say five.

00:27:31.640 Body count is a stupid number anyway.

00:27:33.780 Stupid, stupid.

00:27:34.540 Um, okay.

00:27:37.360 What about you?

00:27:38.100 Finally.

00:27:39.360 Um, so I'm single.

00:27:41.960 I've been like on one relationship before, or technically two.

00:27:45.720 But only one that was like 17.

00:27:49.260 Until I was like 18 for like one year.

00:27:51.380 He was like my best friend.

00:27:53.340 Yeah.

00:27:54.000 That's it.

00:27:55.300 Wait.

00:27:56.340 Oh, you're bisexual?

00:27:58.040 Yeah.

00:27:58.440 How do you know?

00:27:59.040 Well, you said she.

00:28:00.460 No, I said he.

00:28:01.780 Oh.

00:28:02.800 I thought you said she too.

00:28:03.840 I heard she.

00:28:04.320 I heard a she.

00:28:05.160 No, I said my best friend.

00:28:07.900 You said she.

00:28:08.400 High school.

00:28:08.860 Oh.

00:28:09.640 I thought I heard she.

00:28:10.720 I heard he.

00:28:11.520 It's an accent.

00:28:12.040 Yeah, it's an accent.

00:28:12.860 That's fine.

00:28:13.880 But are you, so you're bisexual or?

00:28:15.800 I have, but I've never been with a girl or a guy.

00:28:18.880 Wait, you've never been with a guy?

00:28:20.400 Yeah.

00:28:21.260 Like all the way, but we don't got to talk about it.

00:28:23.240 Okay.

00:28:23.880 So wait, you're single?

00:28:25.660 Yeah.

00:28:26.120 How long?

00:28:26.620 You said two years?

00:28:27.420 Two years, yeah.

00:28:27.880 Two years.

00:28:28.420 Uh, and then your longest relationship was what?

00:28:32.220 One year.

00:28:33.000 And that was with the girl?

00:28:34.680 No, a guy.

00:28:35.240 My best friend.

00:28:35.460 It was with a guy?

00:28:36.040 Yeah.

00:28:36.680 Okay.

00:28:38.120 So wait, you've never been with a guy?

00:28:40.220 No, like not all the way.

00:28:41.320 So you're, are you a virgin?

00:28:42.820 Yeah.

00:28:43.680 Good for you.

00:28:43.980 I mean, like, do you think you're a virgin if you use tampons?

00:28:48.180 Like tampons?

00:28:49.940 Uh, yes.

00:28:51.080 I don't think so anymore.

00:28:52.360 If you use a tampon?

00:28:54.240 It's not a penis.

00:28:55.560 It doesn't break your hymen.

00:28:56.540 I don't know what kind of tampons they got in Cuba.

00:28:58.800 I don't believe it.

00:29:01.880 Some, some, uh, physically some tampons can break the hymen depending on the anatomy of

00:29:07.840 the body.

00:29:08.460 But a broken hymen would not.

00:29:09.960 I don't believe that a broken hymen.

00:29:12.040 No, but some religions do see a broken hymen as.

00:29:14.980 Okay.

00:29:15.180 We don't got to go that deep on it, but yeah, that you're, it's your personal belief.

00:29:19.820 If you believe that or not, it's okay.

00:29:21.780 So I didn't lose my virginity on high school cause nobody was like hot and like, nobody

00:29:26.000 was hot.

00:29:26.580 Yeah.

00:29:26.960 Literally.

00:29:27.180 I wasn't at like art school and there was like two hot guys and they were kind of like

00:29:31.280 doing each other maybe.

00:29:32.840 I don't know.

00:29:33.500 But also my friends liked them.

00:29:35.080 So I couldn't really like, I don't know.

00:29:37.000 They were older than me too.

00:29:37.920 So I have no chance.

00:29:39.960 And then, uh, I did make up with girls and guys, uh, parties and stuff like that.

00:29:43.920 So yeah.

00:29:45.000 Yeah.

00:29:46.820 Oh, okay.

00:29:49.340 All right.

00:29:50.760 Contestant number four.

00:29:51.280 And like my first boyfriend, he was my best friend.

00:29:53.820 He said he liked me.

00:29:54.860 And after like a while, I decided to date him.

00:29:59.760 That's the story.

00:30:00.960 Sorry, Mike.

00:30:02.080 One sec.

00:30:02.620 Before I have you go, we have Metro Matt.

00:30:05.500 Oh, is the audio muted?

00:30:09.660 No, it's not.

00:30:11.460 It's because she's not working.

00:30:12.620 It's already happening.

00:30:13.380 I didn't notice it.

00:30:14.460 I don't know.

00:30:15.720 Chair two, do you usually go with, uh, the Trump tan for your makeup?

00:30:22.820 You're not attractive enough to act like such a problem.

00:30:25.440 It's not shocking to me.

00:30:26.840 You've never had a relationship.

00:30:28.060 Do you want to respond to Metro Matt?

00:30:29.620 Metro Matt?

00:30:30.880 Trump tan?

00:30:31.520 I've kind of thought I was a little bit more golden.

00:30:33.760 I've never been told when I was orange.

00:30:35.380 I like to think that I'm golden.

00:30:38.520 Okay.

00:30:40.920 Word.

00:30:41.880 One sec, guys.

00:30:42.660 I'm going to get the TTS figured out.

00:30:44.200 I have no idea why I wasn't working.

00:30:46.760 That's weird.

00:30:48.420 Oh, strange.

00:30:50.100 Well, relationship status.

00:30:52.400 All right.

00:30:52.980 Do you remember last time I was on, I told you I was in a relationship with someone who

00:30:56.500 was polyamorous previously?

00:30:58.740 Uh, I mean.

00:31:00.080 And you were like, that's not going to last.

00:31:02.360 You're an idiot.

00:31:03.180 Was I right?

00:31:03.860 Oh, you were a hundred percent right.

00:31:05.920 Nice.

00:31:06.620 Um, yeah.

00:31:07.280 So that ended, um, last year and I have started seeing someone.

00:31:11.400 It's very new.

00:31:12.200 So fingers crossed.

00:31:13.720 So you're in a relationship currently.

00:31:14.960 Yes.

00:31:15.320 And, uh, how soon after your last appearance and I told you it wasn't going to work with

00:31:21.020 polyamorous guy.

00:31:22.320 Did you guys break up?

00:31:24.740 Um, it was about a month after.

00:31:26.540 Uh, yeah.

00:31:29.260 Yeah.

00:31:29.940 Let's see.

00:31:30.620 Yeah.

00:31:32.060 Fucking prediction.

00:31:34.280 Predicted that shit.

00:31:35.540 Okay.

00:31:36.260 Mm-hmm.

00:31:37.000 Uh, how long have you been seeing this new guy?

00:31:39.440 Um, a couple of, uh, months now.

00:31:41.340 Yeah.

00:31:41.860 It's new.

00:31:42.380 Three months?

00:31:43.260 Uh, about five.

00:31:45.180 Yes.

00:31:45.380 Five months?

00:31:45.880 Longest relationship?

00:31:46.540 Yes.

00:31:47.100 My longest relationship was, um, the previous one, which was four years.

00:31:51.380 All right.

00:31:56.560 Who broke up with whom?

00:31:57.540 The four-year relationship?

00:31:59.080 Um, I ended it because I found, um, evidence, if you know what I mean, of he was doing the

00:32:06.360 poly stuff again.

00:32:08.000 So.

00:32:08.120 Oh, okay.

00:32:08.620 What is poly stuff?

00:32:10.200 The thing you said that you do.

00:32:12.100 It's describing you.

00:32:13.740 Well, you said you were poly.

00:32:15.480 Well, you signed up to be in a relationship with a poly person.

00:32:17.920 Well, he said he wasn't poly anymore, and he wanted to be monogamous.

00:32:23.080 That's like trying, that's like trying to date, like, a gay guy, and him being, like,

00:32:27.720 it's fat.

00:32:28.920 I mean, unless he was never really poly, he just wanted to keep his options open.

00:32:32.400 He said that he was married previously, and that was a monogamous relationship, and he

00:32:37.140 wanted to go back to that type of relationship.

00:32:39.320 Okay.

00:32:39.880 And I was like, okay, if you want to do that again, I'm your girl.

00:32:42.720 Hmm.

00:32:43.580 Well, you have to ask him why he divorced her, because he probably was being poly on the

00:32:47.580 relationship.

00:32:48.280 Mm-hmm.

00:32:49.380 I don't feel like you can just, like, go back and forth on, like, your sexuality

00:32:52.200 either.

00:32:52.540 Right.

00:32:52.900 Yeah.

00:32:53.120 Right?

00:32:53.500 Like, once a player, always a player.

00:32:54.940 I'm not a fan of poly.

00:32:55.900 I'm just not a fan of poly.

00:32:57.580 Once somebody knows what they want, that's what they're going to do.

00:32:58.940 That's what I'm saying.

00:32:59.400 Like, if a guy's gay.

00:33:00.400 I don't know how you ever trust them.

00:33:01.760 I want to date you and be in a relationship with a woman.

00:33:04.780 I like to give people some trust.

00:33:06.000 It doesn't mean that they don't like men anymore, just by saying it.

00:33:08.700 What about you?

00:33:10.160 Oh, about me.

00:33:11.620 So, I've been single a while now.

00:33:13.260 So, my longest relationship was probably around seven years.

00:33:19.800 I broke up with him.

00:33:21.100 I still have the wedding ring.

00:33:22.580 I've only ever had long-term relationships, but I eventually get bored and I leave, which

00:33:27.100 is kind of shitty, but I'm an honest person.

00:33:30.600 There's things that I want in this world that maybe they don't want the same things as me.

00:33:34.560 So, once they get too comfortable, I have to go.

00:33:37.780 I have an avoidant attachment style, I think.

00:33:40.560 How long have you been single?

00:33:41.400 Um, it's been like three years now, I think.

00:33:45.520 Three years, yeah.

00:33:47.140 Longest relationship?

00:33:48.600 Um, I think was the seven-year one, yeah.

00:33:52.660 Seven-year.

00:33:53.280 Who broke up with who?

00:33:54.380 I broke up with him, and I kept the ring.

00:33:57.620 Oh, you guys were engaged?

00:33:58.620 Yeah, girl.

00:33:59.460 I did the same thing.

00:34:00.320 Is it engagement if he asked me to marry him and I keep the ring and I don't say yes?

00:34:07.580 No.

00:34:08.280 The answer is no.

00:34:09.120 I think legally you have to return the ring.

00:34:11.080 Okay, so I was engaged.

00:34:12.520 If I tried to return it, he would probably start crying and beg me to come back and buy

00:34:16.680 me a bigger ring.

00:34:17.580 I don't plan on doing that.

00:34:18.540 I don't know, you could ship it to him, I guess.

00:34:20.260 But I was engaged, and there's different laws in every state.

00:34:23.280 So, like, I was living in Colorado.

00:34:25.820 He's from Ohio.

00:34:27.180 We got engaged in New Jersey, and we lived in Florida.

00:34:29.860 I looked into it because I was like, it depends on who breaks up with who, and every state's

00:34:35.740 different, so.

00:34:37.580 And how it goes down.

00:34:38.500 Yeah, I don't know.

00:34:39.820 I guess there are different laws based on the state.

00:34:42.900 Yeah.

00:34:43.020 My understanding was, is generally, the ring has to be returned.

00:34:46.580 It has to if they choose to take it back.

00:34:49.240 Well, it's a gift.

00:34:49.800 I would never keep something.

00:34:51.780 If they wanted it back, yes.

00:34:53.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:34:54.260 I suppose they could let you keep it.

00:34:55.540 I would never keep something like that, something that expensive, knowing that I wasn't looking

00:35:00.140 to pursue it.

00:35:00.860 But whenever I told him that I was done with him, he was like, no, you just keep it.

00:35:06.800 And he started crying, and I was like, okay, thank you.

00:35:10.320 And I feel bad.

00:35:11.460 I do feel bad, but he was a jerk.

00:35:13.920 I mean.

00:35:14.560 What a jerk.

00:35:15.440 He was a real jerk.

00:35:17.280 Yeah, that guy.

00:35:18.580 All right.

00:35:19.240 What about you?

00:35:20.360 So, I've been with my boyfriend, Chris, for almost two years.

00:35:23.940 We'll be celebrating our two-year anniversary in August.

00:35:28.140 He is also Neuro Spicy.

00:35:30.860 And my longest relationship, I believe, was probably about six years.

00:35:37.580 Yeah.

00:35:38.080 What age?

00:35:39.560 I got out of it when I was, I finalized the divorce when I was maybe 22.

00:35:45.680 You're married.

00:35:46.260 I think.

00:35:46.960 Oh, sorry, not 22, 32.

00:35:48.660 My bad.

00:35:49.440 You've only been married once?

00:35:50.780 Yes.

00:35:51.340 Okay.

00:35:51.940 So, you initiated the divorce?

00:35:53.680 I did.

00:35:54.520 All right.

00:35:54.900 That was the six-year relationship?

00:35:56.220 Yes.

00:35:56.720 Okay.

00:35:58.000 All right.

00:35:58.500 Got it.

00:35:58.900 Kari, is it, I don't know what, like, Neuro Spicy means.

00:36:02.460 I don't know if.

00:36:03.080 She has autism.

00:36:04.640 That's what it means.

00:36:05.360 Broke at autism?

00:36:05.960 It's the cool term for.

00:36:07.480 Really?

00:36:07.900 Yes.

00:36:08.780 She's acoustic.

00:36:10.260 The more?

00:36:10.860 Acoustic.

00:36:11.320 Yes.

00:36:11.720 Right.

00:36:13.000 A few of us here.

00:36:14.180 Yeah.

00:36:15.200 All right.

00:36:15.860 What about you?

00:36:16.360 I am currently married, and we've been, it'll be eight years in August, and we've been together

00:36:23.920 23 years in August, so he's my longest.

00:36:29.360 23.

00:36:30.140 Have you been married before?

00:36:31.480 No.

00:36:32.540 I didn't get married until I was 49.

00:36:34.140 Any kids?

00:36:34.900 Nope.

00:36:35.560 No kids?

00:36:36.100 No.

00:36:36.520 Oh, wow.

00:36:36.960 Okay.

00:36:37.140 Cats.

00:36:37.520 I got a cat.

00:36:38.420 Cats.

00:36:39.300 So, you've been together 23 years, married for eight, so you got married at 48, 49?

00:36:45.960 49.

00:36:46.900 49.

00:36:47.560 Okay.

00:36:48.720 And you met him when you were 34?

00:36:52.980 Yes.

00:36:53.580 34.

00:36:54.080 Yes.

00:36:54.300 Okay.

00:36:54.420 How old is he?

00:36:55.220 Well, now he's 55, so he was 32 at the time.

00:36:59.020 And you're 57.

00:37:00.340 Yes.

00:37:00.760 Okay.

00:37:01.120 So, cougar, kind of.

00:37:03.280 Kind of.

00:37:03.980 Yeah.

00:37:04.260 It was a one-night stand.

00:37:06.020 The only one-night stand I ever had.

00:37:08.200 So, technically, that's not a one-night stand, because I married.

00:37:10.060 Oh, it started as a one-night stand.

00:37:11.860 Yes.

00:37:12.260 Where'd you meet at?

00:37:12.900 A hotel or what?

00:37:13.940 We met at a bar.

00:37:14.480 Tell me everything.

00:37:15.180 A bar.

00:37:15.260 Oh, a bar?

00:37:16.080 He was playing baseball, and I met him at the bar.

00:37:18.000 At the bar?

00:37:18.720 He was playing it at the bar?

00:37:20.020 No, he wasn't playing it at the bar.

00:37:20.720 I'm kidding.

00:37:22.240 Nice.

00:37:22.760 All right.

00:37:23.020 Awesome.

00:37:23.640 What about you?

00:37:24.480 I am single, and I've actually never had a relationship before.

00:37:29.800 Longest situationship, probably, like, three months, and I've had maybe three more serious

00:37:34.580 situationships.

00:37:36.800 All right.

00:37:38.400 With men or women?

00:37:40.040 Sorry.

00:37:40.260 Men.

00:37:40.920 I'm straight, yes.

00:37:43.580 And you said you're a virgin.

00:37:44.880 Is that correct?

00:37:45.220 I am a virgin.

00:37:45.580 And you're a Christian, right?

00:37:46.580 Yeah, so I'm waiting until marriage.

00:37:47.320 Okay, so you're waiting until marriage.

00:37:48.340 Yes.

00:37:48.540 Okay.

00:37:49.740 Are you waiting until marriage?

00:37:51.020 No.

00:37:51.660 No?

00:37:52.340 She lost her virginity.

00:37:53.560 She's used tampons.

00:37:55.480 Wait, do you use tampons?

00:37:56.800 Because you might not be a virgin anymore.

00:37:58.660 Apparently not.

00:37:59.520 Not Canadian one, so.

00:38:00.780 No, virginity is just a concept, literally.

00:38:03.700 Yeah.

00:38:04.240 And Hyman's don't define virginity.

00:38:05.240 Virginity is a concept?

00:38:07.400 At this point, at this point, you're still a virgin.

00:38:09.460 You're a virgin.

00:38:10.040 You can put something, you can give somebody cunnilingus or fellatio.

00:38:14.460 You're not a virgin, in my opinion.

00:38:16.380 You're not.

00:38:16.640 Oh.

00:38:16.780 Oh.

00:38:17.740 Because you're doing something sexual.

00:38:19.780 It's, you know, virgins always try to find a loophole to avoid guilt, but it's no right.

00:38:25.100 I used to have a kid in high school, and she would say that she would do it in the back

00:38:28.660 door.

00:38:29.540 Yeah.

00:38:30.000 She would say she would do it in the back door.

00:38:31.640 She's like, I'm still a virgin, because he only hits it in the back.

00:38:34.040 I'm like, girl.

00:38:34.680 But, okay, so you say that virginity is a social construct?

00:38:38.220 I think so.

00:38:39.300 Well, it depends how you're framing it.

00:38:41.220 So you would agree, though, that there would be an objective basis.

00:38:44.100 Like, for example, if someone has not had sexual intercourse, they would, that's objective.

00:38:51.840 You've never been penetrated if you have never had sexual intercourse.

00:38:55.980 But if you've put a dick in your mouth or in your booty hole, that doesn't make you a virgin.

00:39:01.560 Well, that, those are two different things.

00:39:03.100 Because you're still doing something sexual.

00:39:04.400 Right.

00:39:05.500 Sure.

00:39:06.220 I mean, I guess you would have to say, okay, well, what constitutes virginity then?

00:39:09.960 Yeah.

00:39:10.600 So then, I would agree with you if a woman engaged in anal sex, like she had penetrative

00:39:17.280 anal sex performed on her, but she hasn't had vaginal intercourse.

00:39:21.020 Correct.

00:39:21.500 Penetration.

00:39:22.500 She would not, at least in my view, be considered a virgin.

00:39:25.620 But if she engaged in oral sex, that's where things get a little hazy.

00:39:30.300 I'm not sure if I'd grant, if I would remove the virgin categorization from a woman if she

00:39:37.560 engaged in oral sex with somebody.

00:39:39.500 Yeah, then.

00:39:40.280 Perhaps she lost her oral sex virginity or something.

00:39:43.460 Or her fellatio.

00:39:43.860 If she swallowed, if she swallowed, if she's still a virgin.

00:39:45.580 All right.

00:39:46.000 You put somebody's semen in your throat and you are virgin.

00:39:49.880 Yeah, I think it's still not like pure, but it's not.

00:39:53.520 Like you're still a virgin if you haven't.

00:39:56.340 What is a virgin to you, if I could ask you that?

00:39:59.680 What is a virgin to you?

00:40:00.660 I feel like a person that has never had sex with a man, like a girl.

00:40:03.780 I would agree that there's...

00:40:05.400 Well, the...

00:40:08.280 I don't know.

00:40:08.940 If whatever the way women can have sex is, if they have that, then I guess she wouldn't

00:40:15.600 be a virgin.

00:40:16.080 Go ahead, though.

00:40:16.520 I would agree that it's not just like vaginal penis and vagina.

00:40:21.660 I do think like the back door, you're probably not a virgin anymore.

00:40:26.400 I still, under those definitions, would be considered a virgin.

00:40:30.840 Even oral sex, too.

00:40:32.080 I have not partaken in that.

00:40:34.500 No fellatio.

00:40:35.600 Yes, no fellatio.

00:40:36.640 So no matter your definition and those terms, I still would be categorized as a virgin.

00:40:41.820 So are you planning to wait till marriage?

00:40:43.940 You mentioned the word pure earlier, and I found that kind of interesting.

00:40:47.520 Is there an ultimate goal behind your virginity, and are you looking for a virgin partner or

00:40:53.640 just a partner to lose yours to?

00:40:56.900 I don't know.

00:40:57.440 So I plan on waiting till marriage because I believe that God made sex in the covenant

00:41:02.880 of marriage, one man and one woman.

00:41:05.540 I wouldn't necessarily not marry someone because they weren't a virgin either, because I do think

00:41:10.200 there's grace and forgiveness.

00:41:12.200 It would just depend on their heart posture towards it, I would say.

00:41:15.500 What was your other question?

00:41:17.520 Just that your goal would be towards having a virgin husband, or your goal in virginity

00:41:22.960 is to save it from marriage?

00:41:23.540 Oh, purity of purity thing.

00:41:24.780 Yeah.

00:41:25.160 Yeah, I would say with why I bring up purity is because it's not like, oh, you're about

00:41:30.680 a restriction of you shouldn't have sex.

00:41:32.720 It's not like, that's not the lens in which I view it.

00:41:34.680 It's how can I glorify God with my body?

00:41:37.600 And so using sex in the covenant of marriage.

00:41:40.980 And so when you talk about too, like oral sex, technically, maybe some people would say

00:41:46.540 that's not having sex, but it's still impure.

00:41:50.640 And so then as a Christian, I should say, is this really honoring God with my body and honoring

00:41:55.600 my future potential husband too?

00:41:57.720 Now, if you were to get married to somebody and you found out that he was impotent and

00:42:01.240 incapable of having children, or you found that out before marriage, would you still

00:42:05.500 marry him?

00:42:06.740 If the virtues that you hold for yourself, he couldn't keep those for your marriage?

00:42:10.800 So if he couldn't have children and I'm already married, would I stay married to him?

00:42:14.480 Yes.

00:42:15.380 Because I do believe marriage is a lifelong partnership or, you know, it's two becoming

00:42:19.500 one.

00:42:20.660 Now, obviously that'd be devastating.

00:42:23.060 Like I do want to have children, but I don't think it's something that I would, I mean,

00:42:26.920 I know I wouldn't divorce him because of that.

00:42:29.220 I don't really believe in divorce.

00:42:30.420 So in most cases, I think there's like maybe two exceptions.

00:42:33.700 Right.

00:42:33.900 Oh no, I get what you mean there.

00:42:35.780 What are the exceptions?

00:42:37.240 Probably.

00:42:37.960 And so I know Catholics would say, I'm reformed Protestant.

00:42:41.740 Catholics would say there's really no exception.

00:42:43.860 I think cheating or like if you're being physically abused, then I think there's maybe some

00:42:49.720 room for that.

00:42:50.400 I could be persuaded either way on that one.

00:42:53.280 But I do think overall, like in most-

00:42:56.540 Persuaded either way?

00:42:58.120 Persuaded that maybe there should be no divorce, period.

00:43:03.540 Like take out the exceptions.

00:43:04.800 Oh, I thought you meant on the topic of abuse.

00:43:07.040 Oh.

00:43:07.580 You panicked me for a moment.

00:43:09.680 Just abuse them back.

00:43:11.700 I'm sorry.

00:43:13.280 Just abuse them back and then it'll be okay.

00:43:15.720 You make it even, even Steven.

00:43:17.900 So going back to the virgin thing, I don't really consider myself like a virgin because

00:43:21.740 I feel like I haven't had sex, but like I do other stuff.

00:43:25.140 You masturbate?

00:43:25.940 Yeah.

00:43:26.420 Yeah.

00:43:26.680 Like, you know, but you know what I mean?

00:43:28.340 So at that point, I don't really think.

00:43:30.720 Yeah.

00:43:30.900 I guess it depends on your definition of these things.

00:43:33.160 Right.

00:43:34.920 So, I mean, I guess I would consider it to be probably anything where there's like penetration,

00:43:39.460 but I like do it myself.

00:43:40.720 So like, yeah, I guess I don't know where to fall on that.

00:43:43.520 If you stick your fingers in yourself, that counts as penetration as well.

00:43:47.180 But like of someone else.

00:43:48.180 Physically, technically.

00:43:49.420 I would say.

00:43:50.400 I think like also, like, because I was born and raised Catholic, I think back to your point

00:43:55.360 of like, it's like you are honoring God with your body and like the sacredness of marriage.

00:44:00.980 I think it's like your intentions behind the actions also count too, like, and saving that

00:44:07.720 like more of like your pure, like keeping your mind pure of those like temptations so

00:44:14.220 that you can save that for when you have your lifelong partner, your husband pretty much.

00:44:19.800 But it's, it's definitely interesting.

00:44:22.040 Yeah.

00:44:22.600 And I, of course, don't say that out of a place of judgment, but I believe like this

00:44:27.100 is the design that I think God made for everyone is to have this special bond.

00:44:32.480 Like the, the reason that, you know, whenever you have sex, oxytocin, I think is the drug

00:44:37.380 that bonds you.

00:44:39.560 That's really hard whenever you're doing one night stands.

00:44:42.800 We also get oxytocin from hugs.

00:44:45.180 So by hugging somebody and receiving that oxytocin and you're getting the same benefit

00:44:49.780 that you would from sexual activity.

00:44:51.920 I think you get more oxytocin with a penis than a hug.

00:44:54.600 I guess I can't speak to that since I don't know, never experienced it.

00:44:59.060 But I do think that the fact that that happens speaks to a certain purpose of it.

00:45:05.000 Like it's supposed to bond you to that person.

00:45:07.380 Madam H, I think we need to hear from you on this topic.

00:45:11.800 I think I agree with your opinion.

00:45:15.840 And, but in my opinion, I think that, you know, masturbation, you know, anything that

00:45:22.680 has to do with sexual, you know, anything that you're doing sexual, whether it be with

00:45:27.680 yourself or with anybody else, it's natural.

00:45:30.000 So it shouldn't be looked at as unnatural, even in the eyes of religion, just because that's

00:45:35.460 what God put us on earth to do.

00:45:37.540 We are here to procreate and survive.

00:45:41.020 So if we are procreating, that's natural in the eyes of God.

00:45:45.820 If you go back, like, obviously in time and like why there's even religion.

00:45:51.000 And I think like religion obviously has like deep roots and every culture has like different

00:45:57.540 religions based on where they are on the world, in the world.

00:46:00.920 But I feel like a lot of it was like religion and those rules and everything on the 10 commandments

00:46:06.480 and everything like that was created to kind of help structure society.

00:46:10.720 So when you go back to times where there wasn't Trojan condoms on the readily available and,

00:46:16.020 you know, to control like diseases and certain things like that, it was probably easier for

00:46:21.240 people to like, to impose, no offense, but you get like the Catholic guilt, like, you know,

00:46:27.560 you have that, you feel guilty about that.

00:46:29.260 And although it's natural, I think just going back to like how society and civilization like

00:46:35.240 progressed, I think that that definitely helped create some structure for like, for just maintaining

00:46:41.600 people and just helping diseases not spread.

00:46:44.940 I don't know.

00:46:45.420 That's just kind of my thoughts on it too.

00:46:46.500 Yeah, I guess on those questions, I would just ask like, why do you think that?

00:46:51.260 Because if you do believe that God made us to procreate, like, why do you believe that?

00:46:56.400 No, that's natural.

00:46:57.200 It's in the Bible.

00:46:57.760 So, you know, our-

00:46:59.260 So do you believe the Bible is true?

00:47:00.740 As humans, we are here to procreate.

00:47:03.300 Like, having sex is a natural thing.

00:47:05.640 It shouldn't be-

00:47:06.140 I totally agree.

00:47:06.500 I feel like people put so much pressure on sex, which is why, you know, people that think

00:47:12.380 like you, they think that, oh, my body is a temple.

00:47:16.080 Your body can still be a temple if you do have sex.

00:47:18.840 It's about the respect that you show for yourself when you are using it.

00:47:22.820 And it's not about, you know, you saving yourself for the right person because you could save

00:47:26.960 yourself for somebody that has deceived you.

00:47:30.440 Now what?

00:47:31.480 That would be unfortunate.

00:47:32.620 Exactly.

00:47:33.300 So saving yourself, is it for you or is it for somebody else?

00:47:37.980 I think it's for your marriage and I think it's to honor God.

00:47:41.780 And so I guess on that, like, I totally agree.

00:47:44.540 It's natural to have sex.

00:47:46.280 It's- we are called to be fruitful and multiply.

00:47:48.700 It's just in what context is it made to be in?

00:47:51.560 And I would argue from the Bible, it's marriage and that's pretty clear in the Bible.

00:47:55.340 So to- if you believe the Bible is true, then you have to agree with those things.

00:48:01.220 Not just that it's, you know, it- it's true whenever it's convenient, but like, what

00:48:06.560 does it actually say about these things?

00:48:08.340 Does that make sense?

00:48:09.260 That makes sense.

00:48:10.840 Wait, so you're- you're a virgin.

00:48:12.760 Yeah.

00:48:13.160 But you said, uh, you're not waiting until marriage though.

00:48:16.300 No.

00:48:16.740 I don't really consider myself a virgin.

00:48:18.340 I just said that.

00:48:20.740 You don't consider yourself?

00:48:22.160 Yeah, I don't really talk about it.

00:48:23.100 Like, oh, I'm a virgin.

00:48:23.700 But you said you've never been with a guy, right?

00:48:25.160 Yeah.

00:48:25.900 I mean-

00:48:26.180 But are you- so what- are you waiting for the right guy?

00:48:29.180 Are you-

00:48:30.160 Yeah, I guess.

00:48:31.280 I just feel like-

00:48:32.080 So if you did meet the right guy, you would have sex right away?

00:48:34.680 No, really.

00:48:35.620 Because I feel like you could think, oh, this guy is right.

00:48:39.100 Like, I don't know how to explain it.

00:48:39.800 Like, listening to their conversation, I feel like after I get my period, I'm like, okay,

00:48:42.960 I wish I had a boyfriend.

00:48:43.920 Or like, I'm like looking for a partner or something.

00:48:45.880 A week later, it's gone.

00:48:46.840 I don't give a fuck, you know?

00:48:47.980 But like, that's just like, you know?

00:48:50.060 So while you're ovulating-

00:48:51.660 Yeah, obviously.

00:48:53.080 Wait, so you're like ready to go when you're ovulating?

00:48:58.260 Like mentally, like I don't want it.

00:48:59.880 Like men are not-

00:49:00.880 Like, okay.

00:49:01.960 Oh, my bad, my bad.

00:49:03.880 I just feel like there's nobody good there, out there.

00:49:08.280 There's nobody good?

00:49:09.220 There's nobody good?

00:49:10.600 I mean, yeah, I just haven't met them, you know?

00:49:12.900 And I feel like if I met somebody, I wouldn't like do it right away.

00:49:15.320 Like, I want to meet them, like get to know them, wait a few months, because they probably

00:49:18.460 haven't, like, sleeping with other people anyways, right?

00:49:20.240 So I feel like what is so, like, special about sleeping with whoever, whenever?

00:49:26.720 There's nothing special about it.

00:49:27.940 It's natural.

00:49:29.140 So I just do whatever I want.

00:49:34.060 Usually you don't encounter OF girls who are also virgins.

00:49:40.000 Like, the virgin to OF pipeline is usually not.

00:49:46.040 There are outliers.

00:49:48.420 I think that's a big thing, too, though.

00:49:50.160 Like, you get started with OF, and you get put in a box.

00:49:54.060 And I think that it's, for the math, like, I guess what I'm saying is, like, for the majority,

00:50:00.840 like, there are, like, I guess generalistic things that you can think about those girls,

00:50:05.660 like, most of the time, but there are outliers.

00:50:08.340 Yeah, I agree.

00:50:09.980 It's logically possible.

00:50:11.620 Generalistic things.

00:50:12.160 It's logically possible.

00:50:13.780 That comment.

00:50:14.940 That is why I say that I'm a virgin.

00:50:16.860 So it is logically possible that a girl could be a virgin and do OnlyFans.

00:50:21.100 It just seems really unlikely.

00:50:22.860 What seems more likely to me is that there is a subset of men, perhaps a large amount of

00:50:28.420 men, that view virginity, that characteristic, as something desirable and attractive in a woman.

00:50:34.840 So it would behoove an OnlyFans girl to lie about this and claim to be a virgin when she's not,

00:50:41.420 because this is going to mean that she's going to cater to a certain clientele that finds this attractive.

00:50:47.520 These men are going to be more inclined to spend money on her.

00:50:51.460 Maybe she can fleece more money from them.

00:50:53.360 So it does seem a bit dubious.

00:50:59.040 Again, usually women who are virgins are not just jumping the gun to being digital prostitutes.

00:51:06.040 Right.

00:51:06.320 Well, I mean, by that standard, then you could also say that someone who says they're virgin

00:51:10.840 but is religious could also be using it for gain, I think.

00:51:15.200 I agree.

00:51:16.280 Both can be true.

00:51:17.360 Yes, it is true that a Christian woman who's not a virgin could lie about being a virgin.

00:51:25.660 We've all lied before.

00:51:26.620 I mean, we've actually had some Christian women on the show claim to be Christian and claim to be virgins.

00:51:35.100 And, you know, I would never, like, you know, say anything about somebody who's previously been on the show,

00:51:44.100 but I'll get messages from individuals, both men and women, saying,

00:51:48.400 I know this person intimately.

00:51:50.920 I know this person, and they're not a virgin.

00:51:53.580 Like, they've had sex.

00:51:54.880 I ain't never met a man who has had sex with a woman and gotten a receipt back.

00:51:58.780 So it really doesn't matter.

00:52:00.500 A receipt?

00:52:00.760 A receipt.

00:52:01.360 A receipt, like, how can you physically prove you had sex with somebody?

00:52:04.640 Well, I suppose these, okay, yes, I suppose it's also logically possible that somebody could be contacting me

00:52:11.320 and lying about it, but it is the case that I have received people messaging me saying,

00:52:18.560 hey, that girl who was on your show who claimed to be a virgin, she's not a virgin.

00:52:22.300 I was fucking her last weekend.

00:52:24.280 Okay, nobody's going to say that about me, but also, I don't really say that I'm a virgin.

00:52:27.900 Like, this is the first time I really talk about it, other than, like, when people are like,

00:52:30.920 oh, can I get this video?

00:52:31.780 And I'm like, no, you can't.

00:52:32.820 Like, sorry.

00:52:33.760 You know what I mean?

00:52:34.460 But, like, I do my own...

00:52:35.100 What do you mean get this video?

00:52:36.380 You got it, I feel like.

00:52:38.120 You got it.

00:52:38.820 I feel like that's it, right?

00:52:40.280 Well, so you're doing solo content?

00:52:42.160 Yeah.

00:52:42.340 I'm assuming you're not doing content with men on your stuff or whatever?

00:52:46.080 Okay.

00:52:47.240 Well, anyways, we're going to move off of the virginity stuff, but we do have, since we do have an honorary,

00:52:52.640 what, you're Welsh?

00:52:55.000 Oh, yeah.

00:52:55.500 What's up?

00:52:55.740 You're part of the UK, though, right?

00:52:57.680 Wales is part of the UK?

00:52:58.860 Yeah, we have our own language.

00:53:00.960 All right, we have some British memes for you.

00:53:05.060 Oh, my God.

00:53:06.080 So, read these for us.

00:53:09.340 All right, British people be like, Harry Potter.

00:53:12.480 Is that true?

00:53:14.360 No, they're trying to say, like, Harry Potter, you know?

00:53:18.800 Okay, next.

00:53:19.680 What's the next one?

00:53:20.860 British people could see the devil himself, and they'd be like, hmm, odd bloke, innit?

00:53:25.540 Yeah, that's true.

00:53:27.240 We do say innit a lot.

00:53:28.860 All right.

00:53:29.200 Yeah.

00:53:29.920 Next.

00:53:31.780 British people be like, what?

00:53:34.700 Can wafer...

00:53:36.180 Whoa, hang on.

00:53:37.120 Can wafer this virus to be...

00:53:40.640 Sorry, I have no idea what...

00:53:41.880 Can't wait for this virus to be over.

00:53:43.380 Oh, can't wait for this virus to be over.

00:53:45.640 Oh, that's like an Essex accent.

00:53:47.420 Yes, yeah.

00:53:48.180 Can't wait for this virus to be over.

00:53:50.260 Yeah, I just like that.

00:53:51.820 All right, next.

00:53:52.580 Oh, my God.

00:53:54.720 British people be like, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H.

00:54:00.260 What?

00:54:00.980 H.

00:54:01.460 H.

00:54:01.740 H.

00:54:02.100 H.

00:54:02.500 H.

00:54:02.980 H.

00:54:03.720 H.

00:54:04.320 Oh, no, that's the commoner's language.

00:54:07.360 What do you speak?

00:54:08.300 Do you speak RP?

00:54:09.380 Mm-hmm.

00:54:10.020 Yes, sir.

00:54:10.420 Okay.

00:54:11.560 Next.

00:54:14.120 British people be like, you've got to be joking.

00:54:17.840 Is that true?

00:54:18.780 Is that how they...

00:54:19.960 All right.

00:54:20.540 Next.

00:54:20.980 Sure, joke.

00:54:22.580 Sorry, who's sending these in?

00:54:25.260 British people be like, you must think I'm stupid, innit?

00:54:30.560 That's true.

00:54:32.260 All right, next.

00:54:34.020 It's Tuesday, innit?

00:54:35.460 Tuesday.

00:54:36.420 We do say Tuesday.

00:54:37.860 Tuesday.

00:54:38.720 Yeah.

00:54:39.380 All right.

00:54:40.460 Next.

00:54:42.780 Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

00:54:49.860 Wow.

00:54:50.880 Yeah, spot on.

00:54:51.640 Next.

00:54:52.240 That's beautiful.

00:54:52.940 Oh.

00:54:53.620 Okay, so bottle of water and bottle of water.

00:54:58.380 Okay, next.

00:54:59.780 Okay.

00:55:00.760 Or make it smaller.

00:55:01.640 Yeah, there's like three more.

00:55:03.180 Oh, my God.

00:55:04.140 Pull it back up, though.

00:55:05.220 Oh.

00:55:05.960 British people.

00:55:07.160 Okay.

00:55:08.580 Very true.

00:55:10.260 It doesn't get a lot of sun in, you know, the British Isles.

00:55:14.580 Yeah, like Seattle.

00:55:16.460 All right, next.

00:55:18.940 A bit of a pickle.

00:55:20.840 Translation.

00:55:21.920 A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.

00:55:26.500 That's true.

00:55:27.140 Is that accurate?

00:55:27.960 Yeah.

00:55:28.380 Okay.

00:55:28.700 Yeah, you could be in like a legal, you know, lawsuit, whatever, and you'd be like, oh, I'm in a bit of a pickle here.

00:55:34.460 Bit of a pickle.

00:55:35.220 Yeah.

00:55:35.580 Next.

00:55:36.180 This should be the last one.

00:55:37.160 It makes it sound nicer.

00:55:40.560 What is that?

00:55:41.560 What is could, yeah, could do.

00:55:42.860 Yeah, could do.

00:55:43.500 What is that?

00:55:44.760 I mean, it depends on the context.

00:55:47.120 Oh, okay.

00:55:48.020 I mean.

00:55:48.180 You can close all those.

00:55:48.860 A lot of Welsh people say, oh, well, there we are then, just to like agree with what you're saying.

00:55:54.980 It doesn't really make sense.

00:55:56.160 What's your favorite British accent and your least favorite?

00:55:59.140 Got to love the Scottish accent, really like deep in the throat, like that.

00:56:03.520 Can you do it for the rest of the show?

00:56:05.760 Brian, you asked me that last time.

00:56:07.140 What's the least?

00:56:08.980 I'm sorry to any Scousers accents.

00:56:12.140 Oh.

00:56:12.300 Yeah, they can't.

00:56:13.040 I have a friend who's Scouse.

00:56:16.920 I can't imagine what they're like.

00:56:18.360 I'm talking dirty to you.

00:56:20.400 I can't.

00:56:21.540 I can't.

00:56:22.720 Wait, do I have to do the accent?

00:56:25.160 I want to hear it.

00:56:26.320 Yeah, do it.

00:56:26.640 I don't think I can do it, honestly.

00:56:28.000 Do it.

00:56:28.040 Can you do it?

00:56:28.700 I can't do it.

00:56:29.620 I can only do it drunk.

00:56:30.800 Right, because you shouldn't be able to.

00:56:31.960 Our bodies don't want us to do it.

00:56:33.500 Do it.

00:56:33.800 That's the rule.

00:56:34.720 Do it.

00:56:35.280 How do we do it?

00:56:37.020 You do it.

00:56:37.780 I can't.

00:56:38.360 It's hard.

00:56:39.640 I'm trying to find an example.

00:56:40.700 All these cheeky dickheads on the bus.

00:56:43.140 Right.

00:56:43.400 It's not nice.

00:56:45.200 I'm trying to find some examples.

00:56:46.700 What is Scouse?

00:56:47.680 Scouse.

00:56:48.040 Scouse is kind of like a...

00:56:49.860 It's Liverpool.

00:56:50.900 Yeah, like a Liverpudlian accent.

00:56:53.280 I'm like that really famous boxer right now, the one who's like...

00:56:55.520 Is it like My Fair Lady?

00:56:58.240 That's...

00:56:58.800 Yeah.

00:56:59.240 What's his name?

00:56:59.660 That kind of thing?

00:57:01.060 And probably a lovely bloke, but I just wouldn't want to hear him whisper sweet nothings in

00:57:05.640 my ear.

00:57:06.220 I heard that the Newcastle accent is very English.

00:57:11.500 It's really cute.

00:57:12.600 It's really hard to hear.

00:57:13.460 I was like, oh, Newcastle.

00:57:13.880 That's what my friend from Wales said.

00:57:15.560 He's so cute.

00:57:15.580 She says the Newcastle accent is her least favorite.

00:57:19.380 Oh.

00:57:20.080 I know.

00:57:20.600 I don't know why.

00:57:21.680 It's so cute.

00:57:22.360 It's cute.

00:57:22.440 What is it?

00:57:23.220 A Cockney accent?

00:57:24.420 Are you allowed to say that?

00:57:25.480 Is that the word for it?

00:57:26.520 Yeah, Cockney.

00:57:27.280 I like that one.

00:57:28.780 Yeah, I like Cockney.

00:57:29.620 Anyways.

00:57:30.160 Brian, do you like Cockneys?

00:57:31.920 Sure.

00:57:32.780 They're great.

00:57:33.500 All right.

00:57:35.420 That was brought to you by the British Broadcasting Channel.

00:57:40.340 Is it a channel?

00:57:40.780 The BBC.

00:57:41.560 The BBC.

00:57:42.200 Which means something else here, doesn't it?

00:57:43.760 Yes.

00:57:44.780 We'll start up next.

00:57:46.120 We have Josh Brooks.

00:57:47.060 Hey, Brian, could you please ask the panel my favorite question, most embarrassing dating

00:57:51.060 or carnal knowledge story for either party, something that has stuck with you?

00:57:54.920 Brian, you don't have to again.

00:57:56.320 Okay.

00:57:56.620 Yeah, I've shared mine a bunch.

00:57:58.080 Anybody have an embarrassing dating story?

00:58:01.720 Go ahead.

00:58:01.940 Okay, so one time this guy tried to give me head, like when I was younger, and I wasn't

00:58:09.140 ready for it because I really didn't think that was happening that day, and I was like,

00:58:12.320 no, thank you, and then he started to cry eventually after that, and it turns out

00:58:18.060 he had a girlfriend, but that was really funny to me.

00:58:24.640 Hilarious.

00:58:25.340 I'm just kidding.

00:58:26.280 So embarrassing.

00:58:27.100 Why did he cry?

00:58:27.460 Because he had a girlfriend.

00:58:28.660 Anybody?

00:58:28.680 What you got?

00:58:29.260 Embarrassing?

00:58:29.660 Come on.

00:58:30.940 Embarrassing?

00:58:31.460 No.

00:58:32.420 Crazy, wild, yeah.

00:58:35.740 Well, explain.

00:58:36.920 Oh, you want me to explain?

00:58:38.280 Okay, so we've all had our fair share of tender dates, but one of my tender dates, I was on

00:58:44.920 an island, and it was an island across from my island, and I got in a car with him, went

00:58:51.980 to the island, and then we had fun that night, and then literally like the next morning, he

00:58:58.520 just fell, fell to the ground, and he started seizing, and I was like, what in the world

00:59:04.100 is going on?

00:59:04.540 I thought he was joking with me, so it was spit coming out of his mouth, I had to turn

00:59:07.740 him on his side, and I was like, we on the island too, I don't know the address of the

00:59:12.680 place, I don't know where we at, I don't know who to call, but I know...

00:59:16.500 Can't call Karen, you can't call me.

00:59:18.500 So I didn't know who to call, but I know how to treat somebody during a seizure, because

00:59:25.960 they taught us that growing up in school, so I just turned him on his side, waited

00:59:29.100 till he was done seizing, he had a gash on his back, so I patched it up, and I was like,

00:59:35.280 I'm ready to go home.

00:59:35.960 Rockin', oh, you have another one?

00:59:38.940 I feel like you literally brought the...

00:59:41.200 Huh?

00:59:41.680 Nothing, whatever.

00:59:42.540 Wait, what?

00:59:42.980 Nothing.

00:59:43.460 She saw the question that came up on the screen and wants to talk about it.

00:59:48.240 Wait, what?

00:59:49.180 Someone sent in a question that said, well, it wasn't even a question, it was like, the

00:59:52.880 girl in the red dress is lying.

00:59:54.200 Oh.

00:59:54.960 Yeah, that was a chat?

00:59:56.040 Yeah.

00:59:56.320 That came through?

00:59:56.980 Yeah.

00:59:57.260 She wants to talk about it.

00:59:57.900 Wait, why?

00:59:59.280 Nothing.

00:59:59.860 I just said that he was typing, and then it came up, so I'm not like...

01:00:03.360 Oh, I see where it is.

01:00:04.220 Suspicious.

01:00:04.320 When was I typing?

01:00:05.960 I have to click...

01:00:06.840 Here, watch.

01:00:07.280 I'll show you.

01:00:07.780 I have to click for it to come up, like I do the...

01:00:12.900 Got it.

01:00:13.540 She thinks I sent this.

01:00:14.860 I was just joking.

01:00:15.980 I was just serious.

01:00:16.340 All right, Jacoby, here.

01:00:17.140 Wait, Jacoby.

01:00:18.000 She thinks I sent that shit in.

01:00:20.460 Jacoby, send one in quick.

01:00:21.780 I'm going to put my hands up in the air.

01:00:23.540 So she thinks I'm sending them in.

01:00:25.920 I get accused of this all the time.

01:00:28.400 Nobody's actually sending the chats, and it's all Brian just typing here.

01:00:31.400 Send in the shit in.

01:00:32.200 My hands are up.

01:00:32.840 Send that shit in quick, Jacoby.

01:00:34.260 I'm going to have to click it, though, to let it come through, or I could click it on

01:00:37.140 my iPad there.

01:00:39.320 Okay, I got to keep my hands up.

01:00:40.780 Hang on.

01:00:41.260 She thinks that he's actually the one typing it.

01:00:42.980 Honestly, I was just joking.

01:00:44.140 It's not that serious, but why are you...

01:00:45.300 Now it's...

01:00:45.920 What?

01:00:46.480 Nothing.

01:00:46.880 Whatever.

01:00:47.720 Just say it.

01:00:48.400 Go ahead.

01:00:48.540 Like, why are you getting so defensive?

01:00:50.000 It feels like it's for real.

01:00:51.700 And also, she's typing there.

01:00:53.000 She was explaining yourself.

01:00:53.880 She's typing.

01:00:55.100 So if we wanted to go...

01:00:56.160 Oh, yeah.

01:00:57.040 It's Mary who's doing it back there.

01:00:58.020 But it was just a joke.

01:00:59.180 It was just a joke, guys.

01:01:00.560 Mary should send one in.

01:01:02.380 I was joking.

01:01:03.840 It's not that serious.

01:01:05.040 Wait, there's something...

01:01:05.980 I wrote down a good note on the...

01:01:08.620 Does anybody else have, like, a funny story or something?

01:01:12.500 Well, I think, like, dating-wise, like, I definitely, like, had casual dates.

01:01:17.860 But one thing that really happened that was kind of funny is I was seeing this, like, country

01:01:22.900 singer, and I was at this, like, awards show with him.

01:01:27.900 And I literally...

01:01:29.380 He was singing at the show, and so he, like, went backstage to do his little singing

01:01:35.940 thing and came on stage.

01:01:39.140 Okay, wait.

01:01:39.560 But I was sitting there.

01:01:40.400 Okay, what?

01:01:41.080 I have to let it come through.

01:01:43.360 Everyone knows you ain't a virgin red dress.

01:01:47.040 Hands up.

01:01:47.820 Also, really quick.

01:01:48.660 I don't get this, like, why are you so defensive?

01:01:51.260 It's actually...

01:01:51.980 When people say that, it's a manipulation tactic.

01:01:55.080 Like, I'm defensive because I'm defending myself?

01:01:58.180 Like, do you want me...

01:01:59.060 Like, what would an innocent person do?

01:02:01.220 Plead guilty?

01:02:02.340 What's an innocent...

01:02:03.480 Oh.

01:02:03.720 An innocent person would stop talking about it after, like, two minutes because I honestly

01:02:07.400 dropped it.

01:02:09.220 So.

01:02:10.400 I think it's kind of human nature to want to defend yourself when you've been falsely

01:02:14.840 accused of something.

01:02:16.760 Like, that's kind of just human nature.

01:02:18.300 But, like, this is your show, so I really don't want to, like, be, like, what's it called?

01:02:22.220 Coming for you or anything?

01:02:23.460 So, I was just joking.

01:02:25.060 I'm not upset.

01:02:26.160 Okay.

01:02:26.820 I wasn't upset by it.

01:02:28.260 I was just...

01:02:28.720 I feel like even if I wasn't a virgin, I don't really say I am, but, like, I don't really

01:02:33.780 sleep with people, so...

01:02:36.240 If you guys want to check, probably wouldn't be, because, like I said...

01:02:40.720 Yeah, you can check.

01:02:41.380 Brian is innocent.

01:02:42.640 You can check.

01:02:43.720 You can check.

01:02:44.700 Check how?

01:02:45.740 There's, like, a thing you put in...

01:02:47.160 Okay, guys, why do I have to explain this?

01:02:48.300 What the fuck?

01:02:48.540 Google it.

01:02:50.980 There's a thing.

01:02:51.780 There's a thing?

01:02:52.720 My mom is a doctor, so I used to spend a lot of time at the hospital.

01:02:55.560 In Cuba?

01:02:56.280 Yeah.

01:02:58.280 I mean, actually, I guess the healthcare in Cuba is...

01:03:00.300 What the fuck?

01:03:01.400 Cuba's healthcare is really good.

01:03:02.940 The Cuban healthcare is...

01:03:04.020 Actually, wait.

01:03:04.980 They don't have...

01:03:05.840 They don't have a lot of things, but the doctors are good.

01:03:08.780 The doctors are good.

01:03:10.320 So, there's a thing that can test if a woman's a virgin?

01:03:13.600 Well, it's just to look for your hymen.

01:03:14.740 What kind of communist bullshit is this?

01:03:18.960 I feel like a few years ago being communist.

01:03:21.240 It's fucking communism.

01:03:23.820 Checking virgins.

01:03:25.500 There was this, like, celebrity rapper guy who went, like, viral because he checked his

01:03:29.440 daughter if he was, like, a virgin.

01:03:31.300 If she was a virgin.

01:03:32.040 Oh, T.I., right?

01:03:32.720 T.I.?

01:03:33.240 What?

01:03:33.580 Oh, I didn't hear that.

01:03:34.560 That's an interesting subject I don't want to talk about.

01:03:38.480 I love that for you.

01:03:39.360 Okay, anyways.

01:03:40.280 I didn't finish my story.

01:03:41.480 Yeah.

01:03:41.860 Yeah, you can't...

01:03:42.880 I guess it's okay.

01:03:44.060 Cliphanger.

01:03:44.380 Just go.

01:03:45.300 But, like, I haven't slept with a guy, but, like...

01:03:50.680 And we're back to the virgin talk again.

01:03:52.480 Wow, you're really cutting her off.

01:03:54.060 Oh, my gosh.

01:03:54.520 Sorry.

01:03:54.760 I'm sorry.

01:03:55.460 Karen.

01:03:56.520 Karin.

01:03:57.220 Karin?

01:03:57.700 How do you say that?

01:03:58.280 Karin.

01:03:59.300 Karin.

01:03:59.940 Karin.

01:04:00.480 Is that your real name?

01:04:02.180 Yeah, it was my mom's best friend.

01:04:03.480 It's not, like, your porn name or something?

01:04:04.000 And she was from Norway.

01:04:05.260 And she passed away on her way to get her wedding dress, like, a week before her wedding.

01:04:09.940 Wait, so it's not your real name?

01:04:10.860 I don't know.

01:04:11.280 It's my real name.

01:04:12.340 I was Karin.

01:04:13.320 It's a Norwegian name.

01:04:14.220 And after...

01:04:15.100 My mom's best friend that passed away.

01:04:17.160 I see.

01:04:17.540 Yeah.

01:04:19.120 Damn.

01:04:20.260 Yeah, but the story...

01:04:21.300 Okay, so now it sounds really boring, though, after we talked about virginity for an hour.

01:04:25.840 Oh, my God.

01:04:27.440 But, so I was at this, like, award show with this singer, and literally I'm sitting there,

01:04:32.900 and Morgan Wallen, like, walks in and, like, is sitting at, like, the...

01:04:36.960 Like, it was kind of tables sitting around.

01:04:38.580 Who the fuck is that guy?

01:04:39.260 I don't know.

01:04:39.800 I've never heard of him before.

01:04:40.580 Who's Morgan Wallen?

01:04:42.280 I don't know.

01:04:42.980 Oh, okay.

01:04:43.340 He has a mullet or something.

01:04:44.620 Sorry, continue.

01:04:45.740 And so he literally could not stop, like, staring at me, and I was, like, so awkward,

01:04:51.880 and, like, I was, like, I, like, looked behind me to, like, see who was, like, sitting behind

01:04:55.740 me, and it was...

01:04:57.180 And then, lo and behold, like, I'm, like, not...

01:05:00.500 I'm, like, this is awkward.

01:05:01.420 Like, I'm here to see the guy I'm seeing, like, with him, and then literally, lo and

01:05:06.840 behold, he's, like, sliding in the DMs, like, after that, so it was very interesting.

01:05:11.280 And I would have let him slide in the DMs.

01:05:12.460 It was very weird.

01:05:13.260 It's just, like, being...

01:05:14.480 Word.

01:05:15.200 Yeah.

01:05:15.580 Word.

01:05:15.860 Wow.

01:05:15.900 I love that story.

01:05:17.040 It was just...

01:05:17.580 It made me...

01:05:18.460 That was the best story I've ever heard.

01:05:19.660 I think it just made me feel, like...

01:05:21.580 I mean, put yourself in that situation.

01:05:23.140 Yeah.

01:05:23.280 How can you talk to both at once?

01:05:24.840 It's very difficult.

01:05:25.800 I'm not...

01:05:26.080 I'm sorry.

01:05:27.520 I love that for you.

01:05:28.200 You shouldn't have to go through that.

01:05:29.940 Oh, man.

01:05:30.580 All right.

01:05:32.080 I don't know.

01:05:32.560 I'm just kidding.

01:05:32.880 I'm just kidding.

01:05:33.160 I don't know when I was just saying anything.

01:05:34.580 Dallas, Fort Worth.

01:05:37.120 I have some questions for you.

01:05:39.160 What's Fort Worth?

01:05:40.480 Who are you talking to?

01:05:41.280 You.

01:05:41.680 Dallas, Fort Worth.

01:05:42.960 That's great.

01:05:43.680 That's great.

01:05:44.340 Houston, Texas.

01:05:44.920 Houston.

01:05:45.740 Is your name actually Houston, or is that like your...

01:05:48.060 Madam Houston.

01:05:48.480 That's what I go by.

01:05:49.060 Madam Houston.

01:05:50.100 Mm-hmm.

01:05:50.800 Madam...

01:05:51.180 Can I call you Madam Wazelle Houston?

01:05:52.980 Call me whatever.

01:05:53.820 Can I call you...

01:05:57.260 Maybe.

01:05:57.740 I like Madam Wazelle.

01:05:59.020 I think I'm going to...

01:05:59.320 I like Madam, too.

01:06:00.360 No, Madam Wazelle.

01:06:01.860 Madam Wazelle.

01:06:02.500 Madam Wazelle sounds fancy.

01:06:03.440 Go ahead.

01:06:03.860 Moazelle.

01:06:04.540 Madam Wazelle.

01:06:04.940 But I don't like Houston, so I think we're going to change you to...

01:06:08.420 Madam Wazelle.

01:06:09.820 Where was that cult in Texas?

01:06:12.940 Oh, in...

01:06:13.380 Waco.

01:06:14.160 Waco.

01:06:14.480 Waco.

01:06:14.680 I'm going to call you Waco for the rest of the show.

01:06:16.440 I won't answer.

01:06:17.800 Oh.

01:06:18.160 I love that.

01:06:19.320 That sounds good.

01:06:20.620 That's a fair...

01:06:22.480 That's what I want.

01:06:25.560 So, you know what?

01:06:26.940 Here.

01:06:27.060 I'm going to give you guys chat.

01:06:28.620 Chat gets to pick.

01:06:29.660 Okay.

01:06:30.500 Waco.

01:06:31.900 Plano.

01:06:32.480 Is that in Texas?

01:06:33.500 Yes.

01:06:34.420 Dallas-Fort Worth.

01:06:36.480 Or Killeen.

01:06:38.180 Don't give me...

01:06:38.840 What the fuck?

01:06:41.200 Austin.

01:06:42.100 I might call you Austin.

01:06:43.840 What's...

01:06:44.200 What's some other places in...

01:06:46.220 The Alamo?

01:06:47.500 Alamo.

01:06:48.140 Alamo.

01:06:48.840 What's wrong with Killeen?

01:06:50.300 You forgot Galvin.

01:06:51.540 Galvin.

01:06:52.060 Yeah, what's wrong with Killeen?

01:06:53.700 A lot of things, especially Galvin.

01:06:56.040 Galvin.

01:06:56.120 Exactly.

01:06:57.080 That's why it's funny.

01:06:58.440 Pick Waco.

01:06:59.500 I think the chat is pretty sold on Waco.

01:07:02.780 Corpus Christi.

01:07:04.020 Corpus Christi.

01:07:05.160 I like that.

01:07:06.320 What about the Gulf portion of Texas?

01:07:09.560 Basically Galveston.

01:07:11.140 Galveston.

01:07:12.060 Galveston.

01:07:12.680 I represent Utah.

01:07:13.500 Corpus Christi.

01:07:14.780 Waco.

01:07:16.700 Not Waco.

01:07:17.180 El Paso, Texas.

01:07:18.440 Those are all better than...

01:07:19.680 I don't represent Galveston.

01:07:21.060 Who's that country singer?

01:07:22.460 Who's that country singer?

01:07:25.220 Arthur Brooks?

01:07:26.840 He's Oklahoma.

01:07:28.180 Oh, wait.

01:07:29.320 The guy...

01:07:30.320 God.

01:07:31.240 Joaquin Phoenix played him.

01:07:33.900 Oh, you're talking about Black.

01:07:36.280 What's his name?

01:07:37.740 Johnny Cash.

01:07:38.900 Johnny Cash.

01:07:39.640 Yeah.

01:07:39.860 In his song, Johnny Cash, where does he in...

01:07:43.780 Is it Cocaine Blues?

01:07:44.820 Where does he go to?

01:07:47.880 What is the city in Texas that Johnny Cash is referencing in his song?

01:07:54.480 San Antonio?

01:07:55.520 No.

01:07:55.700 What's the name of the city in Texas that they moved to and cheaper by the dozen?

01:08:00.860 I love that town, but I forget the name of it.

01:08:02.980 Waco.

01:08:03.440 Waco.

01:08:03.760 Waco.

01:08:04.160 Waco.

01:08:04.680 Waco.

01:08:04.920 Waco.

01:08:05.080 Waco.

01:08:05.200 Waco.

01:08:06.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:08:06.520 It's like a small town.

01:08:09.320 Well, look.

01:08:10.240 There's a lot of...

01:08:11.440 A lot of cities in Texas.

01:08:13.340 Houston.

01:08:14.660 H-Town, baby.

01:08:15.220 Yeah, Houston is a great...

01:08:16.360 I think we'll call her that.

01:08:18.700 Well, no.

01:08:19.260 That's the name she wants to be called.

01:08:20.800 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:08:22.160 I misunderstood.

01:08:25.700 Okay, good talk.

01:08:29.700 Where were we?

01:08:30.520 I don't even remember.

01:08:31.680 It was just cricket.

01:08:32.500 I don't know.

01:08:32.880 We can never talk.

01:08:33.680 Yeah, you let it get born.

01:08:34.820 About scandalous stories dating-wise.

01:08:36.980 Oh, we're moving off of that.

01:08:38.260 Oh, okay.

01:08:38.820 Okay.

01:08:39.040 Because, yeah.

01:08:39.920 My story was so great.

01:08:41.040 But going to Waco, Texas, you said, anything you disagree with the show host on, you wrote

01:08:50.700 those weak-ass opinions that can't stand to scrutiny and the blatant hypocrisy.

01:08:58.720 Oh, wow.

01:08:59.780 Who said that?

01:09:00.680 You said that in your pre-show notes.

01:09:03.660 I don't think that was me.

01:09:05.020 You got the wrong Texas.

01:09:06.820 That was you.

01:09:09.240 Okay, well, I'm telling you it wasn't, so.

01:09:11.580 But I do sometimes disagree with sometimes.

01:09:13.820 Bro, you literally wrote it in your pre-show notes.

01:09:16.820 Wrong, bitch.

01:09:17.680 Same, bitch.

01:09:18.960 Correct, bitch.

01:09:19.680 Correct, bitch.

01:09:21.180 Let me look up the Instagram DMs.

01:09:24.240 All right.

01:09:24.760 This is what she wrote.

01:09:26.720 All right.

01:09:27.220 May 19th, 2025, at midnight, four minutes past midnight, to answer to, in response to number

01:09:39.960 eight, anything you disagree with a show host on, to which you wrote, Madam Houston, those

01:09:45.280 weak-ass opinions.

01:09:45.900 There you go.

01:09:46.460 You got the name right.

01:09:47.300 That can't stand to scrutiny and the blatant hypocrisy.

01:09:51.320 Yeah, you kind of are a hypocrite.

01:09:53.360 What?

01:09:54.080 Well, let's, before we get into the alleged hypocrisy, what are the weak-ass opinions that

01:10:00.020 don't stand up to scrutiny?

01:10:01.560 Let's start there.

01:10:03.160 You got to remind me of some of them.

01:10:04.900 I'm not keeping up with you right now.

01:10:05.980 It's your claim.

01:10:06.520 It's not my job to present to you.

01:10:08.500 Well, it was your job to present it to me just now, so present it again.

01:10:12.540 What are you talking about?

01:10:13.340 Are you, can we, can we, those weak-ass opinions that can't stand to scrutiny, that's your claim.

01:10:21.900 What are the weak-ass opinions that can't stand to scrutiny?

01:10:25.920 Like, what did you see before you sent that?

01:10:27.580 It's okay.

01:10:28.300 Bro, let her, let her answer.

01:10:30.000 Go ahead.

01:10:30.440 She's a woman, not a bro.

01:10:32.120 It's okay, bro.

01:10:32.660 But I don't really know what you're talking about.

01:10:36.560 What's the context?

01:10:37.860 What's the topic?

01:10:38.400 It's literally the words that you wrote.

01:10:40.240 Okay.

01:10:40.860 Yeah.

01:10:41.280 Here's your opportunity.

01:10:42.340 I'm right here.

01:10:43.660 Okay.

01:10:44.060 You a hypocrite sometimes, but.

01:10:45.780 Yeah, yeah.

01:10:46.220 But what are the weak-ass opinions?

01:10:49.620 One of your opinions was about marriage and how you don't want to get married because of

01:10:55.700 money this and money that and how most women, they are, you know, always divorcing men and

01:11:06.180 the men to get their money taken away.

01:11:11.000 I remember that opinion, but I don't know.

01:11:15.780 Is that the weak-ass opinion that don't stand to no scrutiny?

01:11:18.760 I mean, if you, if you're going to back yourself up, do it now so we could talk about it.

01:11:22.140 Well, make the argument for why it's a weak-ass opinion.

01:11:25.240 Don't just state what the opinion is.

01:11:26.280 I don't keep up with all of your opinions.

01:11:28.100 So if you're going to bring up an opinion, we could talk about it.

01:11:30.120 Yeah, the marriage one.

01:11:31.080 Okay.

01:11:31.460 What is weak-ass about the opinion?

01:11:33.460 Oh, you're taking it personal?

01:11:34.940 No.

01:11:35.340 Okay, then talk about it.

01:11:36.600 What are you talking about?

01:11:37.580 You have to make the argument first so I can respond to it, lady.

01:11:39.340 I don't know what we're talking about, lady.

01:11:45.660 But how do you not understand?

01:11:47.580 You wrote.

01:11:48.020 You don't have to make it as difficult as possible.

01:11:49.780 You can bring up a topic and we can talk about it.

01:11:52.600 I got you.

01:11:53.320 I'm going to get you caught up to speed.

01:11:54.620 Come on.

01:11:55.020 Let's hear it.

01:11:55.620 Perfect.

01:11:56.680 Though, this is what you wrote.

01:11:57.920 You just keep rereading it, though.

01:11:59.440 You're not seeing anything else.

01:11:59.980 Yeah, because maybe it'll jumpstart finally.

01:12:01.580 You know, like we are having technical difficulties with the computer.

01:12:04.040 We had to restart that shit at least four times to get it going.

01:12:07.280 So I'm going to restart like kind of like this with you right now.

01:12:11.200 I'm going to restart your brain, possibly.

01:12:13.820 So here's what's going to happen.

01:12:15.320 I'm going to read it again and it might jumpstart something in there.

01:12:18.000 I don't know.

01:12:18.460 So those weak ass opinions that can't stand to scrutiny, that's what you wrote.

01:12:24.640 So how does his like opinion?

01:12:26.800 Wait, just let her talk.

01:12:27.460 I don't know what topic you're talking about.

01:12:29.800 I mean, because sometimes I agree with you.

01:12:31.300 Sometimes I disagree with you.

01:12:32.740 So if you're going to bring up a topic, we can talk about it.

01:12:34.860 But if you're just going to keep repeating the same question, let's move on.

01:12:37.460 Well, I'm asking you to bring up when you originally wrote this about a month ago.

01:12:43.060 Brian, ain't you supposed to be a good host or something?

01:12:44.160 This is being a good host.

01:12:45.080 This is great host, great hosting, fantastic hosting, the best hosting, one of the best.

01:12:49.680 The greatest, the best, tremendous.

01:12:51.980 I'm literally asking you.

01:12:53.080 It's your claim.

01:12:54.240 It's your position.

01:12:55.320 What are the weak ass positions?

01:12:57.820 I only know about the marriage one, but I can't really get into it because I think I kind of agreed with your idea about that one.

01:13:03.900 So if you're going to bring up something, a topic, we can talk about it.

01:13:07.220 You keep asking the same thing.

01:13:08.440 I'm going to keep telling you the same thing.

01:13:09.600 Okay.

01:13:09.920 So then moving on to the next thing.

01:13:11.160 You said the blatant hypocrisy.

01:13:13.780 What is blatantly hypocritical of something I've said or do or whatever?

01:13:19.400 I really don't pay attention to everything you say.

01:13:24.060 So you got to bring it up if you want to talk about it.

01:13:25.860 If you're going to call somebody a hypocrite and they say, well, okay, I'm willing to listen, hear you out.

01:13:32.200 What is hypocritical of something I've said?

01:13:34.360 I'm asking for one thing.

01:13:35.560 Okay.

01:13:36.260 Throw one out there.

01:13:37.520 Those aren't even my words.

01:13:39.520 You.

01:13:40.540 So you think I'm lying.

01:13:41.940 Show the DM.

01:13:42.200 You think I'm lying.

01:13:42.900 Show the DM.

01:13:43.760 Why would I lie?

01:13:44.660 It's literally.

01:13:45.240 I mean, if you can easily prove it, then prove it.

01:13:47.200 I'm going to turn it to her and she can confirm it.

01:13:49.960 How's that sound?

01:13:50.520 Yeah.

01:13:50.720 You can show it to everybody at the table.

01:13:52.420 Is this her Instagram?

01:13:54.120 Madam Houston.

01:13:55.240 Okay.

01:13:55.480 Correct.

01:13:56.200 23, Houston, Las Vegas, LA, occupation, model, socialite, relationship status, mad damn.

01:14:05.040 Wait, isn't that like a brothel owner?

01:14:06.560 Okay, whatever.

01:14:07.800 Number eight.

01:14:08.500 Can you read that for me?

01:14:10.460 Into your mic?

01:14:11.480 Sure.

01:14:12.320 Anything you disagree with the show slash host on, those weak ass opinions that can't stand to scrutiny and the blatant hypocrisy.

01:14:20.360 I can confirm what is in the DM.

01:14:23.460 Okay.

01:14:23.700 Well, I can't talk about every topic because I don't remember.

01:14:28.800 So bring it up.

01:14:29.920 Refresh my memory if that's what you're here to do.

01:14:31.600 Here's your, here's your opportunity.

01:14:34.640 You think I have weak ass opinions that can't stand up to scrutiny.

01:14:37.800 I'm giving you the floor to articulate those.

01:14:40.460 Go ahead.

01:14:40.700 Okay.

01:14:41.480 Bring up a topic.

01:14:42.880 Let's talk about it.

01:14:43.780 It's not my duty to like prompt you on the thing that you disagree with me on.

01:14:47.920 Isn't that your duty as a host though?

01:14:48.880 Now you're confusing me.

01:14:49.800 No, if it's a generalized conversation, but I'm literally prompting you by asking you what is the thing that you disagree with?

01:14:57.080 I, my brain hurts.

01:15:00.080 Okay.

01:15:00.440 So it's an open ended question.

01:15:02.180 Yeah.

01:15:02.500 Is there anything he said in the past?

01:15:04.460 I don't need a second hand question.

01:15:07.020 All I'm asking is that you explain the topic or bring up a topic because I'm not sure.

01:15:11.180 I don't keep up with every topic you talk about.

01:15:13.080 I'm just looking for one.

01:15:14.200 Okay.

01:15:14.260 What about body count?

01:15:15.760 Well, let's not.

01:15:16.560 Body count is so stupid.

01:15:18.440 Like I said, I ain't never met a man that has had sex with a woman and gotten a receipt back.

01:15:23.500 And what does that mean?

01:15:24.440 What do you mean a receipt?

01:15:25.520 Like, you know what I mean?

01:15:26.680 Like everybody, nobody knows who has sex with who.

01:15:31.320 I mean, unless it was filmed or unless you pop the baby out your coochie.

01:15:34.420 And then that's the only proof of having sex.

01:15:37.300 So no, there could be more proof.

01:15:39.100 And body count is stupid.

01:15:40.940 Like self-admission.

01:15:42.660 Like, I like having sex, having sex with somebody, having sex with somebody, having sex with somebody, the same person 300 times is the same difference.

01:15:52.760 It's 300 people having sex with that one person.

01:15:56.220 Because it's not about the body count.

01:15:57.920 It's about who has that woman's mind.

01:16:00.180 So there's other ways to prove it.

01:16:02.680 One way for proof would be if a woman admitted to it.

01:16:06.880 So if she said, yes, I did in fact sleep with this person, that would be proof.

01:16:10.820 Correct.

01:16:11.180 But what does that have to do with what I just said?

01:16:13.500 Yeah, a woman can admit it, but why does it matter?

01:16:15.720 Why does a body count matter?

01:16:18.300 So now we're having a conversation about why body count matters.

01:16:21.500 No, I'm saying body count doesn't matter.

01:16:23.100 I'm asking you if it matters to you.

01:16:25.820 What?

01:16:27.120 Now you're acting confused.

01:16:30.780 Is that the thing that, so okay, what about my position on body count do you think is hypocritical?

01:16:35.780 I don't know.

01:16:36.360 What's your position on body count?

01:16:38.060 That's what I just asked.

01:16:39.280 I think it's preferable when you're dating as a man to date women with as low a body count as possible.

01:16:46.400 That's my position on body count.

01:16:48.520 But why?

01:16:49.360 What do you mean, why?

01:16:51.340 So you said your job as a man is to date women with a low body count?

01:16:58.220 Wait, repeat that.

01:16:59.220 It happens to be my preference, and I prescriptively give advice to men that they should date, if you can, find women to date who have a low body count.

01:17:07.760 Well, what about yours?

01:17:09.700 Well, why would that matter?

01:17:10.780 That's hypocritical right there.

01:17:11.980 That wouldn't be hypocritical.

01:17:12.740 That is hypocritical, because why should a woman's body count matter?

01:17:16.380 How much money do you make?

01:17:16.920 How much money do you make?

01:17:18.520 Wow, great.

01:17:19.220 Pocket watching is a sin.

01:17:20.480 Congrats on the reverse, Uno.

01:17:22.020 Why don't you answer my question?

01:17:23.320 Pocket watching is a sin.

01:17:24.780 Have you ever dated a man who makes more money than you?

01:17:27.280 Yeah.

01:17:27.580 Wow, you're a fucking hypocrite.

01:17:30.020 Except, here's the thing.

01:17:31.200 So you can apply sexual standards to a woman, but she can't apply them to you.

01:17:36.420 And then the fact that it matters to you, it says more about you.

01:17:39.880 Because you're worried about a woman's body count, and you should be worried about how you can take over her mind and not her vagina.

01:17:46.740 Because it ain't about the mind.

01:17:47.960 It ain't about the sex.

01:17:48.280 That's a bunch of word salad right there.

01:17:49.700 I appreciate the word salad.

01:17:50.740 Okay, it's a bunch of word salad to you, of course.

01:17:52.320 Thank you, appreciate that.

01:17:53.360 What does that mean?

01:17:54.680 Bro, what are you fucking...

01:17:57.000 Hold on.

01:17:57.720 The fuck, lady?

01:17:58.940 I'm engaged with her.

01:18:00.380 That's a super chat.

01:18:01.500 Relax.

01:18:02.460 Why are you interrupting the conversation over a super chat that's not even going to get read?

01:18:07.160 Because this is boring, honestly.

01:18:08.440 You're boring.

01:18:09.100 How about that?

01:18:09.840 Okay.

01:18:10.680 Bro, is it boring because you're not getting the sufficient level of attention?

01:18:16.780 Is that why it's boring to you?

01:18:17.940 Because I think the audience thinks that this is far more interesting, the conversation that me and her are having, versus whatever you've talked about thus far.

01:18:26.700 Okay.

01:18:27.140 Let me ask the chat.

01:18:27.920 Chat, do you prefer the engagement that I'm having with Miss Waco?

01:18:34.040 Madam Houston.

01:18:35.000 Madam Waco.

01:18:36.440 Or do you want her to derail the conversation?

01:18:41.380 And, you know, maybe you need a dose of attention?

01:18:45.600 Is that it?

01:18:46.100 Chat, can you give her a little bit of attention?

01:18:48.100 Maybe give her...

01:18:48.780 This was enough, by the way.

01:18:49.860 But I was just asking, what does zero holes mean in the comment?

01:18:52.300 I didn't get it.

01:18:53.880 Bro, there's a time and place.

01:18:55.600 Try not to just, like, interrupt for, like, something totally...

01:19:00.040 Oh, my God, bro.

01:19:01.620 This panel is fucking cooked, boys.

01:19:03.440 Okay.

01:19:05.980 Where were we?

01:19:08.100 Body count.

01:19:09.500 Was it?

01:19:10.780 Yeah, we were talking about body count.

01:19:12.080 Okay, yeah, and you said that you would recommend, or your preference is dating a woman with a low body count.

01:19:19.560 Yes, correct.

01:19:20.380 But your body count doesn't matter.

01:19:21.940 That's hypocritical.

01:19:23.080 Because why does that woman's body count matter and yours doesn't?

01:19:26.060 Because why are you worried about a woman's vagina?

01:19:29.040 Why am I worried?

01:19:30.040 So, like, it would be, let's say she has herpes.

01:19:32.660 Would that be wrong for me to worry about her vagina if it has herpes on it?

01:19:37.660 See, now you're smearing the conversation.

01:19:39.300 How is that smearing the conversation?

01:19:39.900 Because I'm talking about having sex with somebody.

01:19:41.980 Wait, question.

01:19:42.160 Now we're talking about sexual education.

01:19:46.120 That has nothing to do with sexual education.

01:19:48.260 Do, if you've had more, the more sexual partners you've had, the greater likelihood of having an STD.

01:19:54.340 Statistically, yes.

01:19:55.580 Yes.

01:19:56.080 Well, yes, logically it's possible you could have had sex with 100 people.

01:19:59.280 Bro, you could have had sex with one person in college committee.

01:20:01.620 You could have had sex with 300 people and been clean all the time.

01:20:03.740 Yeah, I get that.

01:20:04.380 A girl could have sex one time and get HIV and herpes, and a woman could have had sex.

01:20:08.960 So, you're contradicting yourself.

01:20:10.640 What you're saying is not making sense.

01:20:11.980 You've got to stop interrupting.

01:20:12.660 You've got to stop interrupting.

01:20:14.120 So, yes, it's possible that a woman could have slept with 100 guys and never gotten STD.

01:20:19.200 Correct.

01:20:19.540 That's true.

01:20:20.240 But it's more likely, like, if you're a betting man, it's more likely that she has an STD if she slept with a bunch of men, whereas if she slept with zero or one or just a few.

01:20:30.040 I'm not familiar with the STD statistics or anything like that.

01:20:33.900 All I'm saying is that we were talking about body count, then you smeared it to sexually transmitted diseases.

01:20:39.240 Sure, I'm happy to get back to that, but really quick, let me ask you a question.

01:20:41.940 Ask it.

01:20:42.400 Before we get right back to that, if you were a betting person, do you have savings?

01:20:48.220 Do you have a savings account?

01:20:49.880 Yeah.

01:20:50.540 Like, you got some money saved, right?

01:20:52.020 Of course.

01:20:52.640 If you were a betting person, and I put two people in front of you, one of those people has slept with one person, and the other individual has slept with 1,000 people, who would you wager is more likely to have an STD?

01:21:09.240 And you're wagering your life savings.

01:21:12.060 Both of these people could have had.

01:21:14.040 They could, but I'm asking you to wager.

01:21:16.800 That's stupid.

01:21:18.020 I'm not wagering that.

01:21:19.320 Because that's so random and irrelevant.

01:21:22.560 It's so random and irrelevant.

01:21:24.040 Because somebody that has had 1,000 bodies, which doesn't even matter, could have been protected.

01:21:30.000 And it could have been 1,000 bodies by 50 different people.

01:21:33.400 Cool.

01:21:33.520 I'll grant to you it's the dumbest fucking question that's ever been asked.

01:21:37.340 Answer it anyways.

01:21:38.840 I'm not wagering that.

01:21:40.280 I mean, it's kind of like 50-50.

01:21:42.800 I'm not picking one.

01:21:43.340 You've got to pick one.

01:21:44.120 So would it be a would you rather?

01:21:45.460 If it's a would you rather, I'd answer it.

01:21:46.860 No, it's which would you wager your life savings on?

01:21:51.420 Well, I'm going to assume that the person that has 1,000 bodies is, you know, sexually educated.

01:22:00.080 So I would hope that, you know, they are safe and clean.

01:22:05.960 You know, strap it up, guys.

01:22:08.500 So I would bet on $1,000.

01:22:10.820 I would bet on 1,000 bodies because somebody with a one body, that don't make them clean.

01:22:15.440 And not to say that they're dirty, but that doesn't make them free of sexually transmitted diseases.

01:22:19.560 That's just stupid and it's irrelevant.

01:22:26.240 Maybe the person that sleeps with one person is more educated.

01:22:28.980 Great line of argumentation there.

01:22:30.880 Okay, so why else does body count matter?

01:22:32.940 Is that why you're curious about it?

01:22:34.620 Oh, I said body count doesn't matter, in my opinion.

01:22:37.440 So what do we, if you, okay, body count doesn't matter.

01:22:41.320 Okay, cool.

01:22:43.020 Why?

01:22:43.320 That's a childish, it's a childish question, first of all.

01:22:47.480 How many of you are keeping up with how many people y'all slept with?

01:22:50.500 That's so high school to be.

01:22:51.860 So you've forgotten how many people you've slept with.

01:22:54.400 I don't keep count.

01:22:55.740 Right, you don't keep count because you've forgotten.

01:22:59.260 Because there's been so many.

01:23:01.720 Are you calling me a slut?

01:23:04.080 How's that, calling you a slut?

01:23:05.840 I'm just fucking with you.

01:23:07.400 But yes.

01:23:09.340 Pretty much.

01:23:10.060 I am not a slut.

01:23:11.340 I am a woman who respects my body.

01:23:13.420 And just because a woman is, you know, free sexually, does not mean that she is a slut.

01:23:21.520 How many people have you slept with?

01:23:23.700 Can I ask that?

01:23:24.420 He's a hypocrite.

01:23:25.300 He will never answer that.

01:23:26.480 That wouldn't make me a hypocrite.

01:23:27.160 I'm curious.

01:23:27.940 I'm very curious.

01:23:28.720 I don't reveal that.

01:23:29.100 But you expect to know a woman's body count.

01:23:30.820 Oh, he doesn't reveal that.

01:23:31.820 You expect to know a woman's body count.

01:23:33.820 Because you're too worried about her vagina and not how you can control her mind.

01:23:36.880 Not how you can control her as a person.

01:23:38.160 Well, you're saying control.

01:23:38.920 Why are you saying control?

01:23:40.660 I'm saying control because it's not about control.

01:23:42.900 Wait, but what if those two are, hold on.

01:23:45.140 You're making, actually, I would make the argument it's less to do with the physical, like the vagina.

01:23:51.220 And it's more to do actually with up here.

01:23:53.160 I just said the same thing.

01:23:55.140 Right, but you're saying that my position leans more towards I'm really concerned with her vagina.

01:24:00.880 Yeah, because why are you asking about this woman's body and not her mind?

01:24:06.020 Yeah, my point would be.

01:24:06.620 Does that matter to you?

01:24:07.740 Yes.

01:24:07.940 All you care about is a woman's vagina?

01:24:09.980 Which is probably why you barely had a successful relationship.

01:24:14.620 Are you just pulling that?

01:24:16.400 Wait, that's rich coming from the woman, mind you, who's never had a relationship.

01:24:20.500 Yeah.

01:24:20.880 And I've had multiple.

01:24:21.780 No, I am a psychology major.

01:24:24.820 I study the mind and behavior of people for a living.

01:24:26.860 Which university are you doing that for?

01:24:30.240 Texas Southern University.

01:24:31.820 Wow, they should.

01:24:32.480 Go Tigers.

01:24:32.900 That's a good school.

01:24:33.760 Go Tigers.

01:24:34.500 They should probably get their certification or whatever it's called, revoked, because they've done a, it's been a complete catastrophic failure in terms of your education, I guess.

01:24:43.620 But I'm actually, as it relates to body count, it's less to do with her body and more to do actually with her mind.

01:24:53.600 We're saying the same thing, Ryan.

01:24:55.500 Right.

01:24:55.860 But you're saying, you're saying I'm focused on her body?

01:25:01.220 You're focused on a woman's vagina because you were saying that you prefer a woman with a low body count.

01:25:06.560 What does that mean to you?

01:25:07.720 A woman with a low body count?

01:25:08.980 That she's barely had sex with people, a bunch of people?

01:25:11.160 She's had sex with fewer men.

01:25:12.580 Okay, so you're proving my point.

01:25:14.660 How would that?

01:25:15.300 What are you talking about?

01:25:17.220 How do you go about finding out how many people she's up with?

01:25:20.300 She says something about body count, and I was going off that topic.

01:25:24.260 How do men find out about her body type?

01:25:26.540 Correct.

01:25:26.940 If you don't know any of the guys she knows, then, I mean, my only assumption is the only way is to go, be like, hey, my friend, I just wanted to write you and see if she slept with you and your friend and this.

01:25:37.940 How do you find out?

01:25:38.820 Is it just word of mouth?

01:25:40.000 Don't you just ask?

01:25:40.540 You could ask.

01:25:41.980 Just ask.

01:25:42.740 But we discussed that earlier, and you said that it's hard to believe that somebody who does what she does would be capable of telling the truth on that.

01:25:50.500 Well, hold on.

01:25:50.900 There's a differentiation when we're – I mean, it still stands to reason that somebody who's engaged in sex work for even personal gain on a private, individual level would lie about their body count to a prospective partner.

01:26:07.120 But that's different than coming on a podcast and lying about it for some other different sort of game.

01:26:14.680 Yeah, I get what you're saying.

01:26:15.360 But, yes, you could ask a girl you're interested in, and she's interested in you.

01:26:20.040 You could ask her what her body count is.

01:26:21.960 Now, she could – I agree with you.

01:26:23.360 She could lie.

01:26:23.980 And you would never know.

01:26:24.840 I'm just trusting.

01:26:25.180 You would never know if she lied about it.

01:26:27.040 Let's be honest.

01:26:27.840 Well, I mean, there's certain other ways that you can sort of navigate that, I think, to arrive at a – not an exact answer, but have a sense for her past promiscuity.

01:26:41.120 That doesn't involve directly asking about her body count.

01:26:46.120 But hopefully – I mean, you guys say she should lie, and I would just point out and say, well, that's a terrible basis for starting – or a terrible foundation for starting a relationship.

01:26:55.020 You've started your relationship on a lie.

01:26:59.520 True.

01:27:00.160 But people do lie all the time.

01:27:01.620 So I agree with you that women can lie about their body count.

01:27:04.360 I don't think they should in the same way that I don't think men should lie about certain things that women might care about that women find important to know about a potential future boyfriend.

01:27:16.760 Yeah.

01:27:18.640 True, true, true.

01:27:21.880 Okay.

01:27:22.320 So, again, I'd like to bring it back to you, though, since this is your claim that you stated.

01:27:29.500 You say, I have weak-ass opinions that can't stand to scrutiny and the blatant hypocrisy.

01:27:35.020 So what is blatantly hypocritical, or what are my opinions that can't stand to scrutiny?

01:27:41.080 Well, as I just said, you were so concerned about a woman's preference when –

01:27:45.420 Yeah, is there anything else?

01:27:46.640 I mean, I'm not really keeping up with the topic.

01:27:50.000 So if you want to bring something else up, we could talk about it.

01:27:51.940 It's not, bro.

01:27:52.880 Are you –

01:27:53.820 Don't.

01:27:54.640 Calm down.

01:27:55.740 I'm just getting flustered over there.

01:27:57.140 No.

01:28:00.700 You're the one making the claim.

01:28:02.260 So if you're going to make some sort of accusation about something, then the burden is on you to actually make a claim and back it up.

01:28:18.580 Okay.

01:28:19.000 I just made one.

01:28:21.760 Well, I had to prompt you on it.

01:28:23.740 So I'm – but I'm asking you, is there anything else?

01:28:26.540 I mean, if one comes up, I'll call you out on it.

01:28:32.160 Okay.

01:28:32.840 We have Lucas here.

01:28:33.960 It's patently obvious that chair two has guzzled a boatload of low IQ spooge.

01:28:39.200 Is this true?

01:28:40.660 Low IQ spooge?

01:28:42.820 Yep.

01:28:44.240 I'm a college-educated woman.

01:28:46.260 Whatever the hell that is supposed to mean, take that shit back to your mom's.

01:28:50.160 Accreditation, I think, is what I was going for.

01:28:51.880 They should revoke the accreditation for that particular institution.

01:28:56.860 Happenly obvious.

01:28:58.240 All right.

01:28:59.560 That's cool.

01:29:02.460 So you don't have anything?

01:29:05.900 Okay.

01:29:06.340 Watch.

01:29:06.800 Check this out.

01:29:08.500 Madam –

01:29:09.320 Madam Houston.

01:29:10.400 Madam Fort Lauderdale or – no, that's –

01:29:13.660 Madam –

01:29:14.400 Madam –

01:29:14.900 That's not Florida, okay?

01:29:15.840 Yeah, let's not bring Florida.

01:29:17.060 Let's not bring Florida to this.

01:29:18.380 I think you abuse children.

01:29:23.940 Oh, my goodness.

01:29:24.800 That's an interesting claim.

01:29:27.460 Disprove to me that you abuse children.

01:29:31.140 Well, that should be easy.

01:29:33.120 Prove to me that you don't abuse children.

01:29:35.800 I don't abuse children.

01:29:37.880 There's my proof.

01:29:39.640 But I think you abuse children.

01:29:43.180 Okay.

01:29:44.060 Okay.

01:29:44.920 Think whatever you want.

01:29:46.600 I don't – I tell you I don't abuse children.

01:29:48.440 But you would agree that it would be – the burden would be on me to prove that you abuse children?

01:29:55.060 Like, I can't just say that.

01:29:56.500 You'd be like, okay, what proof do you have of that?

01:30:00.160 You don't have proof, so what are we talking about?

01:30:03.160 Okay, so you've asserted claims.

01:30:06.220 Bladen hypocrisy.

01:30:08.880 Are you asking me to bring –

01:30:09.780 Weak-ass opinions that don't stand up to scrutiny.

01:30:13.860 You forwarded those claims.

01:30:16.720 Back them up with, like, one thing.

01:30:19.060 I already did.

01:30:20.380 Your –

01:30:20.880 My position on body count.

01:30:23.360 Your position on your preference with women.

01:30:25.560 Okay, you pointed out that I have a position on that.

01:30:31.460 Because you said that.

01:30:32.280 Why is the weak-ass position –

01:30:33.420 Those are your words.

01:30:34.640 What are my words?

01:30:35.180 Why are we talking in circles?

01:30:36.340 What are my words?

01:30:37.200 Can't we just move on already?

01:30:37.980 What are my words?

01:30:38.800 You said you prefer a woman with a lower body count.

01:30:42.340 Yeah, why does that not –

01:30:42.640 Did you not say that?

01:30:43.700 Yeah, why does that not –

01:30:44.200 Okay, so you said that?

01:30:45.640 Yeah.

01:30:46.120 Okay.

01:30:46.520 Okay, ready for step two?

01:30:47.620 So you said that?

01:30:47.900 Ready for step two?

01:30:48.760 Why does that not stand up to scrutiny?

01:30:52.400 Scrutinize it.

01:30:52.940 You said hypocrisy.

01:30:54.040 It's a hypocrite.

01:30:54.940 You're a hypocrite for that.

01:30:55.200 How would that be a hypocrite?

01:30:56.500 Because you're worried about a woman's body count

01:30:58.960 when you can't even speak on your own.

01:31:02.780 How would that be hypocritical?

01:31:05.840 Are you acting stupid on purpose or an accident?

01:31:08.380 No, you have to –

01:31:09.300 No, it's because I reject that it's hypocritical.

01:31:13.740 You're going to have to explain how it's hypocritical.

01:31:16.460 Well, I just said it.

01:31:17.780 For everybody watching, like, you said you prefer a woman.

01:31:23.560 And it just feels like I'm repeating myself.

01:31:25.640 You said you prefer a woman.

01:31:26.180 I prefer women with lower body counts, correct.

01:31:28.600 So you said that?

01:31:30.640 You got me.

01:31:31.560 Yeah, I did say it.

01:31:32.260 Check mark.

01:31:32.860 Congrats.

01:31:33.180 What's your body count?

01:31:34.460 How would that matter?

01:31:35.960 And I'm – how would it matter?

01:31:36.840 Check mark.

01:31:37.520 You aren't disclosing your body count.

01:31:40.520 So that's hypocritical because why are you worried about a woman's body count

01:31:43.260 when you can't even disclose your own?

01:31:45.140 Hold on.

01:31:45.700 That wouldn't be hypocrisy.

01:31:47.100 That's not hypocrisy to you?

01:31:48.320 It wouldn't be hypocrisy.

01:31:48.840 What's the definition of hypocrisy since you've got your Dr. Seuss books everywhere?

01:31:51.140 You're the one – no, no, no.

01:31:52.320 You know every damn thing, right?

01:31:52.820 It's not my job to define hypocrisy.

01:31:54.180 Explain what hypocrisy is.

01:31:55.900 It's not my job to define hypocrisy.

01:31:58.180 You're the one who brought the claim.

01:32:00.020 It's your job to define hypocrisy.

01:32:02.000 My claims were made.

01:32:02.860 They were stated.

01:32:03.840 Completed.

01:32:04.400 Yeah, define hypocrisy then.

01:32:06.440 Next question.

01:32:07.560 Is it because you don't know?

01:32:08.660 Why don't you define hypocrisy?

01:32:09.860 Hypocrisy.

01:32:10.220 Next question.

01:32:12.220 Oh.

01:32:13.340 My bad.

01:32:14.040 Oh, it's your podcast.

01:32:15.160 Okay.

01:32:16.080 No, no.

01:32:16.660 Define hypocrisy.

01:32:18.680 I'm just telling you.

01:32:19.940 You are a hypocrite when it comes to a woman and her body but not yours.

01:32:23.920 So.

01:32:26.000 Wait.

01:32:26.420 So, okay.

01:32:26.740 Hold on.

01:32:27.000 Let me see if I understand this logic.

01:32:28.960 So.

01:32:33.900 Have you ever dated a guy who makes more money than you?

01:32:37.220 Yeah.

01:32:37.960 Okay.

01:32:39.200 Does that make you a hypocrite?

01:32:41.540 What does that have to do with being a hypocrite?

01:32:43.300 Okay.

01:32:43.520 So, essentially, you're trying to get at, hey, Brian, I think that you've slept with X number of women.

01:32:48.540 Maybe you have a high body count, perhaps.

01:32:50.380 I'm not guessing your body count and I don't care to.

01:32:52.600 I just asked you a simple question.

01:32:53.840 You didn't want to answer it.

01:32:54.740 Fail.

01:32:54.940 But you answered my question about your preference to women, but you can't answer.

01:32:59.940 Are you going to let me talk?

01:33:01.420 My refusal to reveal my body count wouldn't point towards a hypocritical stance on my preference towards women who have a low body count.

01:33:12.560 So, you can apply that standard to women, but you aren't disclosing it for your own sake.

01:33:18.140 But you're going to have to grant this.

01:33:20.300 Are you a hypocrite for wanting to date a man who makes more money than you?

01:33:26.360 I am not a hypocrite.

01:33:28.220 Because whatever a man wants to provide for me, that's his choice.

01:33:33.160 Okay.

01:33:33.680 Then any virgin or low body count women who want to date me, it's also their choice.

01:33:39.000 Correct.

01:33:39.320 It's all about choice.

01:33:40.220 When it comes to date, it's all about choice.

01:33:44.440 I'm just calling you a hypocrite because that's what you are.

01:33:47.100 How would it?

01:33:47.640 Again.

01:33:48.020 You can have a choice and be a hypocrite at the same time, Brian.

01:33:51.060 Congrats.

01:33:51.500 You can use a word.

01:33:52.800 I don't think you really have an understanding of it.

01:33:54.960 You're going to have to present and articulate a definition of hypocrisy that computes with your allegation that I'm a hypocrite.

01:34:02.800 The definition of hypocrisy is when you are calling out somebody else in the wrong way and you do the same thing.

01:34:10.260 I didn't even do that, though.

01:34:11.680 Okay.

01:34:12.300 Here's my claim.

01:34:13.800 I prefer to date women with low body counts.

01:34:17.240 So what is the thing on my end that I'm doing that would make me a hypocrite?

01:34:22.140 So you, let's say, what is your body count?

01:34:26.500 What type of nerd keeps up with their body count anyway?

01:34:30.020 Okay.

01:34:30.320 Okay.

01:34:33.060 What's your body count?

01:34:34.740 Since that's the question.

01:34:36.420 No, the question was what makes him a hypocrite.

01:34:38.780 Yeah.

01:34:39.540 No, I'm asking him what's his body count.

01:34:41.360 That's the question.

01:34:42.420 Body count is the part where it makes it hypocritical because there's no answer there.

01:34:45.600 Sorry.

01:34:46.400 Okay.

01:34:46.540 So let me ask you this.

01:34:47.960 Let's get to the point.

01:34:48.780 Hold on.

01:34:49.240 Hold on.

01:34:49.480 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

01:34:52.380 Let's say I don't want to reveal my body count, but the body count is zero, for example.

01:34:57.300 Okay.

01:34:57.720 I'm not saying that's what it is, but let's say it's zero.

01:35:00.220 Okay.

01:35:00.560 But I'm still refusing to answer your question.

01:35:03.700 How then am I a hypocrite if my body count is actually zero, but I'm just by virtue of

01:35:08.860 me refusing to answer your question.

01:35:10.400 It makes me a hypocrite to desire a woman who has a low body count.

01:35:14.400 Why would that be hypocritical?

01:35:15.880 So would you want a woman to disclose her body count when she, as she's dating you?

01:35:20.440 Hold on.

01:35:20.820 There's a difference between being on a date.

01:35:22.780 It's a question.

01:35:23.740 All you have to do is answer it.

01:35:25.380 If I was privately one-on-one with a girl and she asked me my, my body count, I would

01:35:29.840 tell it to her, but now we're on a podcast.

01:35:32.340 So me not wanting to reveal my body count on the podcast doesn't have anything to do with

01:35:37.760 me being a hypocrite for stating my preference for desiring women with a low body count.

01:35:43.680 What man keeps up with her body count?

01:35:44.980 As long as you're revealing it to her.

01:35:46.340 Oh my God, bro.

01:35:47.100 It actually could.

01:35:49.040 Is this the topic that was like, you messaged him that?

01:35:52.640 Hold on.

01:35:52.940 I'm going to read this.

01:35:53.720 It was like May 29th.

01:35:54.340 May 29th.

01:35:54.820 There is a video circling on X right now of a woman who cleaned her entire Bumble

01:35:58.660 Date's house thinking she watched the pod.

01:36:01.600 Oh, that's based.

01:36:02.900 Yo, Tony Stark.

01:36:03.560 By the way, I apologize, guys, that it's not going to read out as a TTS, so I'm just going

01:36:07.320 to have to, and also there were some tens that are just going to come through that are below

01:36:12.080 the threshold, but so thank you guys for these.

01:36:15.600 Tony Stark, thank you.

01:36:16.380 I'm just going to have to read the TTS.

01:36:17.700 I'm not sure why.

01:36:18.840 Again, I apologize.

01:36:19.680 We had some technical difficulties before the show, so the audio is kind of bugged, but thank

01:36:24.120 you, Tony Stark, for that.

01:36:25.200 Appreciate it.

01:36:25.640 Appreciate it.

01:36:26.760 Well, I'll have to maybe send it to me, and I'll maybe have it ready for next show.

01:36:31.480 Okay.

01:36:31.880 Well, I'm not getting anywhere with that, so I guess.

01:36:33.780 We're not having an argument.

01:36:34.980 We're just having a conversation.

01:36:37.540 Houston, we do have a problem.

01:36:40.700 Oh, my God.

01:36:44.320 Car in local, Michigan, Alabama.

01:36:46.540 Is that supposed to be an insult?

01:36:47.520 Waco, Texas.

01:36:48.340 Like the first black lady?

01:36:51.740 Hey, hey, hey.

01:36:52.880 All right.

01:36:54.120 It's like, I don't know how to explain it to you.

01:37:04.120 What I was saying is, I'm confused.

01:37:05.540 Is that why you reached out to him?

01:37:07.040 Like, your DM, was that like the specific topic that you had in mind when you were messaging?

01:37:10.600 It's one of the things that she responded with.

01:37:12.140 Yeah.

01:37:12.860 When I stated my claim.

01:37:14.760 Not the body count thing, though.

01:37:15.420 And you keep talking in circles, so we can just move on, or you want to talk about it?

01:37:19.400 But I thought I was here to have a conversation.

01:37:20.880 I just want to probe the logic of it here.

01:37:22.460 Do you think, when it comes to the criminal justice system, do you think that the state,

01:37:27.060 the burden of proof falls on the state to prove someone guilty of a crime?

01:37:33.180 I'm not really familiar with the law or anything like that, so I'm not going to speak on something I don't know about.

01:37:39.740 Okay.

01:37:40.100 Here, I'll probe.

01:37:43.180 Really?

01:37:44.200 Okay.

01:37:44.560 If the state wanted to accuse you of murder, they would have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they have accused you of murder, right?

01:37:56.840 Like, they wouldn't just be like, we accuse you of murder, now you need to prove that you're innocent.

01:38:04.540 They have to prove that you're guilty of the crime beyond a reasonable doubt.

01:38:10.620 Okay.

01:38:10.960 Lucas, that's called an ad hominem.

01:38:14.140 Wrong.

01:38:18.040 Ah, boy.

01:38:19.380 All right.

01:38:20.540 Do you want to answer the question, though?

01:38:22.720 I mean, you said to call you out on it.

01:38:25.940 I did.

01:38:27.140 Do you disagree?

01:38:28.680 No, you didn't even have anything.

01:38:30.320 I think she, like, offered up the body count thing.

01:38:32.400 Yeah, because I told you, I'm not keeping up with every topic you're talking about.

01:38:35.520 Yeah, but I'm just asking you for one.

01:38:37.040 I already brought it up.

01:38:38.080 No, she brought it up.

01:38:39.060 I told you about the marriage one.

01:38:40.900 I said, I thought I agreed with your opinion on marriage, but I couldn't think of anything else.

01:38:45.860 All right.

01:38:46.220 Sounds good.

01:38:46.720 Let's move on.

01:38:47.300 We have Pelagic, Chair 2 is going through all the hoops of gaslighting, deflection, and projection to avoid accountability and justify her promiscuity.

01:38:55.340 Typical loser work.

01:38:56.580 That's from Pelagic.

01:38:57.440 Thank you, man, for the super chat.

01:38:58.360 Appreciate it.

01:38:59.540 Pelagic, Chair 2, student of psychology, my ass, thick as cold molasses.

01:39:04.240 Okay.

01:39:05.000 Thank you, Pelagic.

01:39:05.540 Thank you, guys.

01:39:05.960 Madam Houston everywhere.

01:39:08.240 Love the attention.

01:39:09.060 Lucas, Chair 2, retard, pay attention, two-quo-quo fallacy is a logical fallacy that occurs when someone tries to discredit an argument by pointing out the speaker's hypocrisy.

01:39:19.680 Yep, it is fallacious.

01:39:21.140 It doesn't address the actual merits of the argument, but instead attacks the person making the argument appeal to hypocrisy.

01:39:27.940 Yep, well put, Lucas.

01:39:30.560 Do you want to respond to Lucas?

01:39:32.760 Lucas, you are ugly.

01:39:34.980 Wait.

01:39:35.400 Hold on.

01:39:35.820 First off.

01:39:36.660 Wait.

01:39:36.960 No.

01:39:37.680 No.

01:39:39.060 First off, he's a very handsome guy.

01:39:41.960 Your hairline is crooked, Lucas.

01:39:44.200 You need a new barber.

01:39:46.360 Then lip ass.

01:39:47.980 Here, why don't you pull up.

01:39:49.040 Can you show us your hairline?

01:39:50.100 I have to.

01:39:50.620 Show us your hairline.

01:39:51.660 What about yours?

01:39:52.820 It's kind of receding over there.

01:39:54.400 You know what I was going to say.

01:39:55.940 You're losing it almost.

01:39:56.640 I got all the stress from the show.

01:39:58.840 I held my tongue.

01:39:58.900 I got like three months left and it's all gone probably.

01:40:01.420 Thank you, Lucas.

01:40:02.400 All right, Christopher.

01:40:02.980 Sleeping with the same person 300 times would demonstrate loyalty and valuing a stable relationship.

01:40:09.700 Sleeping with 300 different people would demonstrate you can't be loyal and that you don't value stable relationships, which would make for a better role model for a child.

01:40:18.080 Do you want to respond to that one?

01:40:19.100 Sleeping with the same person 300 times would demonstrate loyalty and valuing a stable relationship.

01:40:26.800 It really just depends on the relationship that these two people have together.

01:40:31.540 Now, sleeping with 300 different people would demonstrate, where did that comment go?

01:40:37.820 Oh, okay.

01:40:38.500 You need a little refresher course?

01:40:41.680 We really needed that whiteboard I was talking about earlier.

01:40:43.940 It looks like we no longer have it.

01:40:50.760 Oh, wait.

01:40:51.000 Here it is.

01:40:51.340 Go ahead.

01:40:52.940 Yeah.

01:40:53.380 I would say the same thing, though.

01:40:54.800 A woman floating around, you know, trying to find a, you know, somebody, or a woman floating around with different people, 300 different people at a time,

01:41:04.240 shows that this woman has not submitted or attached herself to one person that can, you know, that she can't trust and that she can, you know, that she can trust and I know, I know, I know, I know.

01:41:22.800 I'm sure a psychologist is making a sense of action.

01:41:25.760 A woman sleeping with 300 different people does show that she cannot be loyal.

01:41:30.360 I get it, yeah.

01:41:31.200 I agree with the statement.

01:41:32.880 All right.

01:41:33.320 That was great.

01:41:34.080 Okay, guys, if you want, so the TTS is broken, so it's going to be the instant read versus batched read.

01:41:41.740 $200 instant read, slight delay for, like, moderation or whatever.

01:41:47.260 $100 for batched read.

01:41:49.760 Guys, if you want 100% of your contribution to go towards the show, you can do it via Venmo, Cash App, whatever pod, and I'll give you guys a shout out.

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01:41:59.200 Pull up Twitch really quick.

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01:42:01.760 Drop us a follow and a Prime sub if you have one.

01:42:04.980 Guys, it's been four minutes since we last had a Prime sub.

01:42:07.200 I think it's bugged, so can you guys – we've got 1,400 people watching, so maybe one of you can just help us out.

01:42:14.960 Oh, there it is.

01:42:15.600 Slime Bucket.

01:42:16.640 Thank you for the Prime, Sam.

01:42:17.720 Thank you for the Prime.

01:42:18.860 Slime Bucket.

01:42:19.500 Yeah, drop us some follows, boys, if you guys aren't following.

01:42:22.680 And then Pugas.

01:42:24.300 Pugas.

01:42:24.780 Great name.

01:42:25.400 That's an interesting name.

01:42:26.680 Slime Bucket.

01:42:27.520 Pugas.

01:42:27.820 What the fuck?

01:42:28.840 Thank you for the Primes, guys.

01:42:30.040 Really appreciate it.

01:42:30.460 I think it's still bugged, though.

01:42:31.580 I think Twitch is showing me that it's still bugged.

01:42:34.380 So if you guys can, just check the Prime sub, see if it's working for you guys.

01:42:38.760 Okay.

01:42:40.100 And then, of course – oh, speaking of, I want to do a little brief – I've got to discuss something about the Discord.

01:42:46.940 In the Discord, we're going to go to the wall of – I think it's the wall of whatever, I think.

01:42:54.440 So, guys, last Sunday – I mentioned this on last Sunday's stream – we had a girl who was scheduled to be on today, but she canceled, and her reason for canceling is one of the top – I've gone some crazy shit.

01:43:11.700 Some girl said she just got lip filler, and her lips were all still fucked up, and so she had to cancel.

01:43:17.020 Some girl, oh, going on a date with a billionaire.

01:43:21.100 Fake news.

01:43:21.720 All fake news, right?

01:43:23.440 This is one of the wildest cancellations I've ever dealt with.

01:43:28.280 Pull it up.

01:43:29.900 So, Discord.

01:43:31.300 Okay.

01:43:31.820 So, we're going to – so, okay.

01:43:33.940 She was scheduled to be on today, guys.

01:43:35.980 So I'm going to try to get through this quickly, but click the fourth one first for context.

01:43:43.180 Okay.

01:43:44.620 Actually, I might pull that one up.

01:43:45.960 So, exile that.

01:43:48.540 Okay.

01:43:49.060 So, do the first one.

01:43:50.640 So, I need to give you guys a bit of context.

01:43:52.480 So, all the people who ever come on the show, we send them a bunch of pre-show information.

01:43:56.780 It's like paragraph – it's a novel.

01:43:59.320 We send them a novel of, you know, all the details, blah, blah, blah.

01:44:03.040 So, we got the dress code, you know, don't wear heels, boots, hats, wear comfortable shoes.

01:44:10.640 And then, at the very bottom, though, where I want to draw your attention, at the very bottom, it says, please no glasses, if possible, and if you have contacts or can go without.

01:44:21.460 And now, the reason we do this is because when people wear glasses, it hides their eyes, and then it casts reflection, it casts glare.

01:44:30.600 We want to be able to – for our production quality, we want to be able to see people's faces.

01:44:35.660 We want to be able to see their eyes.

01:44:37.020 When they show up – some people have tried to show up wearing sunglasses and stuff.

01:44:40.860 We want to see their face.

01:44:42.040 We want to see their eyes.

01:44:43.260 Pull up the next one.

01:44:45.500 All right.

01:44:45.980 So, here's the messages.

01:44:48.060 All right.

01:44:48.540 So, I sent her – the previous one was just me sending her the show information.

01:44:52.100 This is back on Sunday of last week.

01:44:54.560 She writes, think for the heads up.

01:44:56.440 I just wanted to be clear that wearing my glasses isn't a preference or an option.

01:45:02.040 I always need it in order to be able to see my surroundings, words, and the people around me.

01:45:07.340 I don't wear contacts because I feel more comfortable wearing my glasses.

01:45:10.560 To which I respond, that's fine if you need them, indicating that given what she wrote there, we're fine with her needing glasses.

01:45:19.400 And if you actually go back to the original – just go back one to the previous message, you'll see please no glasses if possible, indicating if – you know, if you need glasses, we'll accept it.

01:45:30.500 So, go forward.

01:45:33.720 All right.

01:45:34.220 So, this is the kind of bullshit I'm dealing with before the show.

01:45:36.520 Then she writes, yes, I need them because I use my – actually, we need a girl to read this.

01:45:40.940 Can you read this?

01:45:41.980 Yeah, sure.

01:45:43.120 You're reading the girl parts.

01:45:45.140 Okay.

01:45:45.580 Starting with the yes?

01:45:46.760 Mm-hmm.

01:45:47.020 Okay.

01:45:47.420 Yes, I need them because I use my glasses for everyday function.

01:45:51.060 I was quite caught off guard over the fact that your team doesn't want their female guests to wear glasses.

01:45:56.900 Is there a reason for that?

01:45:58.100 To which I respond, as stated, if you need them, that's fine.

01:46:01.580 You can wear them.

01:46:02.740 And then the framing of her statement there was don't want their female guests.

01:46:09.520 I was like, okay, that's kind of weird.

01:46:10.580 So, I say, we prefer any of our guests, regardless of whether they are male or female, if they can, to not wear glasses.

01:46:18.200 And I explain to her why.

01:46:19.560 They cast glare and block hide-the-eyes face.

01:46:22.240 But if it's a necessity, then, of course, we are fine with it.

01:46:25.320 So, the first message, like, when I'm responding, that should have been, like, problem solved.

01:46:31.700 I'm like, it's fine if you wear glasses.

01:46:33.940 But she wants to be a Karen.

01:46:35.420 No offense to the multiple Karens at the table.

01:46:37.520 No, no, no, no.

01:46:38.660 And then, read this next part.

01:46:41.320 Respectfully, I've worked in the creative space long enough to know that I can wear glasses when filming on set.

01:46:47.920 I always make it known when I apply for a project in gigs that I wear prescription glasses.

01:46:54.440 I'm pretty sure she wears glasses.

01:46:56.320 Most of the production teams, well, she did that wrong, team that I've collaborated with, I've never had a problem with, or have never had a problem with me wearing glasses.

01:47:05.320 If anything, they'd ask me how to best accommodate me.

01:47:08.820 So, due to this new information that was just brought to my attention last minute, I would like to decline on this opportunity.

01:47:18.380 All right.

01:47:18.720 So, a couple things there.

01:47:20.420 I sent this show information to, I think it was either Saturday or Sunday of last week.

01:47:26.240 So, I don't know if this is exactly last minute because that gave her, you know, a week before the show.

01:47:32.480 And then, she said that she always makes it known when she applies for a project gig that she wears prescription glasses.

01:47:40.520 Skip forward to, Nick?

01:47:42.460 Yeah.

01:47:43.600 Yeah.

01:47:44.400 So, this is her messages to us.

01:47:46.280 So, she was going to show up with this friend, whatever.

01:47:49.340 Nowhere in her messages, anywhere, and any other messages, does she ever say anything about her, like, her wearing glasses are a necessity.

01:47:58.800 She doesn't disclose, so go back to, no disclosure about the glasses thing.

01:48:04.520 But, and you're going to have to move me over to the other side.

01:48:10.300 So, I respond, please point out when you applied for this gig that you wear prescription glasses.

01:48:16.920 Because she makes the claim, she always makes it known.

01:48:20.500 She didn't make it known.

01:48:22.860 And if she had made it known, we would have been fine with it, as evidenced by the original message that says it's if possible.

01:48:31.960 That means it's, hey, if you need it, it's okay.

01:48:34.400 And then I repeat it multiple times here.

01:48:36.320 So, I say, you're fighting a phantom.

01:48:38.740 We said we are fine with you wearing your glasses.

01:48:41.140 Even in the pre-show notes, we sent you, it states, please no glasses, emphasis, if possible.

01:48:45.620 In this case, you need your glasses.

01:48:47.520 And we've repeatedly stated we are fine with you wearing your glasses.

01:48:52.100 And then bring me back over to the other side.

01:48:55.540 And then tab over for the rest of the conversation.

01:49:01.480 And then read this.

01:49:02.880 During every casting process, your team takes a look at each person's application and pictures before choosing who they decide to let on their show.

01:49:13.800 It's clear that I wear glasses in almost every picture.

01:49:17.080 Your team never initially stated during the casting process, please no glasses, if possible.

01:49:24.840 I reread the message from the very beginning.

01:49:27.920 You just started this today.

01:49:30.480 All right.

01:49:31.440 You started this today.

01:49:32.880 So, then I, you know, I'm not going to read all that, but you're welcome to read it.

01:49:36.940 But, basically, I just, then I just started arguing with her.

01:49:40.200 And just, I think I called her a Karen.

01:49:43.740 Did I?

01:49:44.360 Where is it?

01:49:45.800 Trying to be a Karen.

01:49:47.140 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:49:48.680 And then there's no need to be, then she responds.

01:49:53.400 Here, I'll fuck it.

01:49:54.020 I'll just read it.

01:49:54.680 Oh, the goalposts are shifting.

01:49:56.380 It went from, I always make it known when I apply for Project Skigs that I wear prescription glasses,

01:50:01.160 two, well, you should have known because my Instagram profile and in our initial messages with you,

01:50:07.380 we also didn't state the other numerous pre-show instructions either.

01:50:10.840 And when you show up in person, we also go for best practices during the shoot.

01:50:14.320 So, what I'm pointing out there is, even if we don't disclose in initial messages, that doesn't preclude us from stating, like, in studio, like, all of you were here.

01:50:24.000 We stated, like, additional rules that we didn't previously, like, feel the need to disclose to you, like, prior to you coming into studio.

01:50:31.100 And then I'm like, what are you even arguing about, lady?

01:50:34.980 I call her Karen.

01:50:36.220 You're painting yourself as a victim.

01:50:37.780 And I repeat again, we're fine with you wearing glasses.

01:50:40.380 You're blowing this out of proportion.

01:50:41.900 Yo, chat, what's it called when somebody wants to, like, you've made it good.

01:50:49.540 Like, you've cleared the air.

01:50:51.920 And they're like, no, I want to argue more.

01:50:54.240 Beating a dead horse.

01:50:55.440 Because I made it clear that we were fine with her wearing glasses, right?

01:50:59.520 So, this is just, like, the fuckery and dumbassery that I'm dealing with.

01:51:02.880 Read that last part.

01:51:04.360 There's no need to be disrespectful and rude towards me when I'm just trying to be clear about the importance of why I need to wear my glasses.

01:51:12.200 I wanted to make sure that we came from a mutual place of understanding.

01:51:16.640 There's no need to come across hostile and mean.

01:51:19.080 And your team is always looking for someone who has a difference of opinion and who challenges your points of views.

01:51:25.640 Yet, when someone tries to bring up a point, you seem to deflect and pin it against them.

01:51:31.100 I wish you all the best.

01:51:32.260 And then move me to the other side real quick.

01:51:35.820 And then I just say, I wear glasses, by the way.

01:51:38.580 I bet my prescription is worse than yours.

01:51:41.820 Guys, I wear contacts.

01:51:43.320 And when I'm not doing the show, I'm pretty much in glasses 24-7.

01:51:49.240 My prescription is worse than hers.

01:51:51.360 So, I don't know if she's trying to do some, like, woke victim, like, she's a marginalized because she wears prescription glasses or something.

01:52:01.180 Can I just say that?

01:52:02.420 Well, one thing.

01:52:03.120 One thing.

01:52:03.380 We'll get to it.

01:52:03.800 Pull it back up, though.

01:52:04.940 Really quick.

01:52:08.620 Tab over.

01:52:09.600 Back one.

01:52:13.320 So, again, she brings it to my attention.

01:52:16.900 Honestly, even in our initial messages where I say, if possible, it shouldn't have even been an issue, I say, that's fine if you need them.

01:52:24.360 I repeat it multiple times.

01:52:26.360 What chat, what is the name for when someone does this where it's, like, you've solved the problem, like, the problem has been solved.

01:52:35.480 And they're, like, I mean, they're being a caring.

01:52:38.060 I don't know.

01:52:38.620 I want to speak to your manager.

01:52:40.000 I don't know.

01:52:40.640 I am the manager, bitch.

01:52:41.660 I don't know.

01:52:43.200 That shit's weird.

01:52:43.960 But, and then, exile that.

01:52:47.260 And then, but then she blocked me.

01:52:50.060 And then she started leaking the DMs and losing her shit.

01:52:56.980 She, yeah, she overlooked the practical resolution that I offered.

01:53:02.700 So, click on that first one, Nick, in the new batch.

01:53:08.860 When they asked me last minute, I mean, it wasn't last minute, lady.

01:53:12.460 It wasn't, like, the day of.

01:53:14.500 She wears prescription glasses.

01:53:16.140 She made that clear.

01:53:16.900 She didn't make it clear.

01:53:18.680 They questioned it.

01:53:19.940 Where did I, I don't know, you guys saw that.

01:53:22.060 When did I question it?

01:53:23.600 When did I question her wearing glasses?

01:53:25.220 This is female gaslighting, bruv.

01:53:28.260 This is important in dating.

01:53:29.680 Because a girl like this, let me relate it to dating.

01:53:32.480 Bro, she'll falsely accuse you of some shit, bro.

01:53:36.520 Those type of women do avoid accountability, of course.

01:53:39.680 So, you got to be careful because those type of women look for problems.

01:53:42.760 And you can't chase that problem as a man.

01:53:44.780 You got to let that bitch be.

01:53:45.720 That's true.

01:53:46.700 Shit's true, man.

01:53:47.960 Pull that shit back up.

01:53:49.220 Pull it back up.

01:53:49.720 Shifted blame and got disrespectful when I stood my ground.

01:53:56.440 Look, here's what I don't understand.

01:53:58.880 And maybe one of the, because I'm not, you know, maybe this is how, like, y'all are women.

01:54:03.160 So, you can explain to me what she was trying to do, maybe.

01:54:06.280 I don't know.

01:54:07.780 No.

01:54:08.200 But wasn't the problem solved when I was like, it's fine if you wear your glasses?

01:54:13.460 Yeah, you said it was okay.

01:54:14.360 The problem was solved after you sent that first message.

01:54:16.620 All that extra stuff after that, it was just her being a woman and an emotional creature.

01:54:21.460 I think the problem is that she wasn't wearing her glasses when she was reading your messages.

01:54:26.100 All I know is my name is Karen, and you asked me to take my glasses off, and I sat them down.

01:54:31.000 And you keep saying her name is Karen.

01:54:32.740 You keep calling her Karen.

01:54:33.980 Karen took her glasses off.

01:54:35.440 She's a cop.

01:54:36.520 She could arrest us all if we call her Karen, okay?

01:54:39.960 This girl sounds like a liberal.

01:54:42.500 Oh.

01:54:42.900 Thank you.

01:54:43.180 Well, we're about to get into that.

01:54:44.540 Yeah.

01:54:45.020 We're about to get into that because I'm going to show you how crazy this woman is.

01:54:49.580 Pull it back up, though.

01:54:51.000 Isn't it funny to know that?

01:54:52.220 All right.

01:54:52.240 This wasn't...

01:54:52.940 Wait, wait.

01:54:53.720 So, by the way, I mean, this is totally a mis...

01:54:56.240 Like, that second sentence, total mischaracterization.

01:55:00.420 She didn't make it clear.

01:55:02.160 There was no communications that it was...

01:55:04.920 Anyways, whatever.

01:55:06.020 Then they questioned it.

01:55:07.940 There was no questioning of her wearing the glasses.

01:55:13.160 I said she could wear the glasses.

01:55:15.880 Shifted the blame.

01:55:16.720 There was no blame shift.

01:55:18.760 She was just being obnoxious.

01:55:20.440 And then finally, I was just like, started arguing with her just because it was fun.

01:55:24.460 And then I was like, okay.

01:55:25.400 Because she said she's not going to do the show.

01:55:27.080 What are the timestamps on the messages?

01:55:28.760 Like, when was that going back and forth?

01:55:30.040 Was it like at nighttime?

01:55:30.740 No, it was Sunday, like, right before last Sunday's show.

01:55:35.260 Oh, wow.

01:55:35.540 So, a week ago.

01:55:36.820 And then she says it wasn't about glasses.

01:55:39.980 Bitch, yes, it was.

01:55:41.660 It was about control.

01:55:44.100 What?

01:55:44.420 We literally said she could wear the glasses.

01:55:48.060 I wasn't trying to control her.

01:55:49.480 I don't shrink myself for anyone's brand.

01:55:52.220 If advocating for yourself makes people uncomfortable, let them be...

01:55:55.040 Okay, next.

01:55:56.780 This is a huge red flag.

01:55:58.400 After being asked last minute by the Whatever Podcast to avoid wearing my prescription glasses,

01:56:03.240 if possible, and that they'd prefer if I'd wear some contacts,

01:56:06.500 I respectfully declined, blah, blah, blah, more comfortable wearing glasses.

01:56:10.140 I explained, I told them, yeah, okay, that wear glasses for...

01:56:14.840 Yeah, of course, bro.

01:56:16.500 It's because your vision's bad.

01:56:17.680 No shit.

01:56:18.400 Oh, my...

01:56:18.780 Which was evident from the start.

01:56:20.520 No, it wasn't, lady.

01:56:22.000 Yeah, you had glasses on in your fucking profile.

01:56:26.260 But, oh, my...

01:56:27.060 Okay, when I stood...

01:56:28.380 When I stood by that, I was met with pushback and unprofessional behavior.

01:56:33.000 Hold on.

01:56:34.100 Bring up the other one.

01:56:36.940 Pushback.

01:56:37.900 Exile that.

01:56:38.440 Pull up the...

01:56:40.440 Yeah, that one.

01:56:42.640 That's fine if you need them.

01:56:44.300 Bitch, what is the fucking...

01:56:46.340 Hello?

01:56:47.740 What is...

01:56:48.140 And then she...

01:56:49.440 She could have just said thanks.

01:56:50.220 Bro, this is a woman...

01:56:51.600 No, I know this is, like, not really a dating thing, but trust me, dudes.

01:56:58.480 Have you dated a girl like this?

01:57:00.280 Where it's like, you fixing the problem isn't good enough.

01:57:03.800 So, like, a girl like this gentleman will...

01:57:08.220 And this applies to women, too.

01:57:09.600 If you're dealing with a dude that just wants to, like, find conflict, it's a major red flag.

01:57:18.520 Pull it back up, though.

01:57:20.020 Or the original one, I think.

01:57:21.660 Or the number two there.

01:57:24.520 That's fine if you need them.

01:57:27.160 As stated, if you need them, that's fine.

01:57:29.140 Uh, and then below, there's...

01:57:32.640 Okay, bring it back to the other one.

01:57:35.940 Where are we?

01:57:37.040 Yeah.

01:57:39.060 Pushback.

01:57:40.160 Uh, respect goes both ways.

01:57:42.340 And I felt a little disrespected with the female guest thing.

01:57:45.500 Like, it was, like, a sexist thing.

01:57:47.540 Like, oh, we let the men wear...

01:57:49.760 Whatever.

01:57:50.620 If setting a boundary makes someone uncomfortable...

01:57:53.360 Bro, we were...

01:57:54.140 Oh, my God, bro.

01:57:55.780 This girl's gonna falsely accuse somebody.

01:57:57.780 This is dangerous shit.

01:57:59.560 She's gonna...

01:58:01.080 Okay, what...

01:58:01.620 Next.

01:58:03.960 Oh, and then she shows the whole...

01:58:05.780 She shows the whole, uh...

01:58:08.380 Back and forth.

01:58:09.680 Next.

01:58:10.480 Yeah, just next.

01:58:11.980 That's...

01:58:12.340 We already showed it.

01:58:13.760 Uh, this is from her point of view.

01:58:16.020 Uh, next.

01:58:17.220 So she blocked after she sent that.

01:58:20.620 Uh, and then...

01:58:21.940 A friend of mine reached out to me out of the blue because once she heard the blah, blah, blah.

01:58:25.600 She wanted to give me a heads up about the type of environment that I would be walking in.

01:58:29.140 Into.

01:58:29.620 This is why it's so important to speak up about what happens behind the scenes.

01:58:34.060 This is what woman supporting...

01:58:36.080 Woman supporting woman.

01:58:37.620 She fucked the woman thing up.

01:58:39.240 No.

01:58:39.880 It should be...

01:58:40.400 This is what women...

01:58:42.340 M-E-N...

01:58:44.340 Supporting women looks like.

01:58:46.640 Oh my god, wait.

01:58:47.320 Can I play some shit?

01:58:48.140 Hold on.

01:58:49.220 Hold on.

01:58:50.160 Let me read...

01:58:50.720 This is why it's so important to speak up about...

01:58:54.580 This is like an ASPCA commercial.

01:58:57.040 Like...

01:58:57.360 No.

01:58:58.100 I love you.

01:58:59.460 They're so sad.

01:59:00.200 This is what women supporting...

01:59:02.840 What the fuck does this have to do with women, bro?

01:59:05.520 Bro, I wear glasses, bitch.

01:59:07.180 This is...

01:59:07.620 This is blind on blind violence, son.

01:59:10.540 I told her my prescription is probably worse than her.

01:59:13.360 Negative seven, bitch.

01:59:14.620 Oh, me too.

01:59:15.680 I'm negative seven.

01:59:16.580 It's bad, son.

01:59:17.620 I'm blind.

01:59:18.700 I was there.

01:59:19.280 I'm literally blind, guys.

01:59:21.320 Negative seven, boys.

01:59:23.240 If I took this shit off, I couldn't even tell y'all skin color.

01:59:27.160 Can't see the E.

01:59:28.160 The big E.

01:59:28.700 I couldn't tell.

01:59:29.780 Y'all would just look like an amorphous blob.

01:59:33.400 Vagina or some shit.

01:59:34.440 Just kidding.

01:59:35.000 That's horrifying.

01:59:35.620 What women support...

01:59:38.000 This is what women supporting...

01:59:39.400 Okay, next.

01:59:40.340 Oh, my gosh.

01:59:41.680 And then...

01:59:42.440 Oh, I...

01:59:43.320 So, she was going to come on with a friend, and then I told her friend, your friend is

01:59:47.040 cooked.

01:59:48.620 And I called her...

01:59:49.520 Then...

01:59:50.560 So, then she published the DMs first.

01:59:54.540 So, she's saying, the whatever podcast then decided to share our Instagram DMs to my

01:59:59.100 friend.

01:59:59.320 Bro, she was...

02:00:00.180 She was posting...

02:00:01.740 Okay, whatever.

02:00:02.820 He mocked me and kept calling me a Karen.

02:00:04.760 And you are.

02:00:06.100 All because I was trying to set my boundaries with him.

02:00:08.900 And I...

02:00:09.620 What boundaries?

02:00:11.580 And I ultimately declined working on their podcast show.

02:00:15.080 This is completely unprofessional.

02:00:18.020 And that's one of the many reasons as to why I decided to call their team out publicly.

02:00:22.320 Okay.

02:00:23.520 You can exile that.

02:00:24.880 And then there's more, though.

02:00:26.060 Scroll down.

02:00:26.440 You're going to lose so many subscribers over this.

02:00:28.200 Do you understand?

02:00:29.820 Wait, what?

02:00:30.360 I'm being sorry.

02:00:30.920 Oh, I don't care.

02:00:33.160 Click that shit.

02:00:33.860 So...

02:00:34.420 All right.

02:00:34.660 This is the last part.

02:00:36.000 And then she's a lib.

02:00:37.760 She's a libtard.

02:00:38.540 So, of course.

02:00:39.100 These fucking shit libs.

02:00:40.500 Of course they freak out over...

02:00:42.140 They want to be victims so bad.

02:00:44.400 She's a victim over some spectacles.

02:00:47.360 Next.

02:00:50.600 Okay.

02:00:51.500 These are from her stories.

02:00:52.840 Next.

02:00:55.360 Belaboring the point.

02:00:56.320 Oh, oh, oh, oh, she's a fucking tarot chick.

02:01:01.960 She's a fucking...

02:01:03.600 Like the potato root?

02:01:05.240 Astrology chick, bro.

02:01:06.380 A past client of mine who gave me an update about the tarot reading that I did for...

02:01:10.380 Of course it's a fucking tarot, Venus rising, Jupiter up your anus bullshit fucking...

02:01:17.420 All right.

02:01:17.720 Next.

02:01:19.360 Last one.

02:01:20.880 Why are you so afraid of ice?

02:01:22.660 Okay.

02:01:23.000 Okay.

02:01:23.480 Whatever.

02:01:23.800 She's a fucking shit lib.

02:01:25.140 Okay.

02:01:25.960 Anyways, that's it.

02:01:26.860 I called it.

02:01:27.800 That's it.

02:01:28.840 That's all I had to say.

02:01:30.040 All right.

02:01:30.340 I got it off my chest.

02:01:32.160 I feel better now.

02:01:34.500 That was incredible.

02:01:35.960 I'm sorry.

02:01:36.960 It was good.

02:01:37.320 Sorry you went through that.

02:01:38.480 It was very difficult.

02:01:39.280 Very traumatic.

02:01:40.240 I actually had to get multiple days of therapy to deal with it.

02:01:43.340 We have a psychologist here.

02:01:44.960 You can talk to her.

02:01:45.860 I know a good therapist.

02:01:48.780 I would not.

02:01:51.720 I would not.

02:01:52.780 I would not.

02:01:53.200 Okay.

02:01:54.760 What's that called though when somebody does that?

02:01:57.740 I think she likes to argue.

02:01:59.840 It's like there's a term for that, like high conflict individuals or something.

02:02:03.920 I don't know.

02:02:04.820 Toby Stark says it's on the X page, financial dystopia, fourth or fifth post down, woman's

02:02:10.460 bumble date.

02:02:12.140 We'll have to react to it maybe next show, but if you can send it to me, I'll take a look

02:02:16.660 at it.

02:02:16.960 Thank you, man.

02:02:17.980 Just Instagram DM is fine, at whatever on IG.

02:02:20.900 Okay.

02:02:21.360 Let's get back to the dating talk show.

02:02:23.000 I just, you know.

02:02:25.280 Stifler, ask everyone to rate their own looks on a scale of one to 10.

02:02:27.780 You can't pick seven.

02:02:28.920 Oh.

02:02:30.580 Starting with you.

02:02:33.140 Okay.

02:02:34.200 Or wait, you know what?

02:02:35.020 Starting with you.

02:02:36.040 I would give myself a 10.

02:02:37.360 Okay.

02:02:37.840 Going back to you.

02:02:40.080 Like a, I was going to say seven, eight.

02:02:44.440 A little closer to the mic if you can.

02:02:46.100 Okay.

02:02:48.920 6.5.

02:02:50.640 All right.

02:02:52.820 Yes.

02:02:53.420 Six.

02:02:54.660 Okay.

02:02:55.780 I'm a 10.

02:02:56.700 Thank you.

02:02:57.340 You're being modest.

02:02:58.300 I'm just very modest.

02:02:59.300 I said no sevens.

02:03:00.680 Sorry.

02:03:00.900 There was a higher number I could go to.

02:03:02.220 Sorry.

02:03:02.240 What did you say?

02:03:02.980 10.

02:03:03.620 10.

02:03:04.140 10.

02:03:04.840 Oh, you were talking to her.

02:03:06.280 Yes.

02:03:06.480 10.

02:03:07.020 Modest.

02:03:07.680 Okay.

02:03:07.940 What about you?

02:03:08.500 I'll go with eight.

02:03:11.280 I'm 57 years old.

02:03:13.580 10.

02:03:14.040 Yeah.

02:03:14.260 So a 10.

02:03:14.720 10 out of 10.

02:03:15.880 Okay.

02:03:17.080 Age doesn't change.

02:03:17.140 Age ain't it, but an elbow is 12 years.

02:03:19.100 12, Karen.

02:03:21.200 Six.

02:03:22.120 All right.

02:03:22.540 I give myself a five.

02:03:24.140 All right.

02:03:24.420 So we got eight, 10, 10, 10, eight.

02:03:29.280 Okay.

02:03:30.640 Here's what I want to do with this.

02:03:34.940 Can you tell me, starting with the first 10, tell me a guy who you think is a 10.

02:03:45.900 A guy who I think is a 10.

02:03:48.360 Does he have to be famous?

02:03:49.720 We should, yeah, be able to like Google him.

02:03:51.720 Okay.

02:03:52.520 I would say Morris Chestnut.

02:03:57.040 Channing Tatum is a 10 to me.

02:03:58.780 Channing Tatum.

02:03:59.880 Okay.

02:04:00.620 Morris Chestnut.

02:04:01.940 Yeah.

02:04:02.340 You never heard of Morris Chestnut?

02:04:03.660 Can you Google that, Nick?

02:04:05.060 Yeah.

02:04:05.740 Google image search.

02:04:07.220 Okay.

02:04:08.100 Who's a 10 for you?

02:04:10.800 Oh, okay.

02:04:11.560 Let me think.

02:04:13.660 You know who I think is a 10 is Keanu Reeves.

02:04:16.100 I find him very attractive.

02:04:17.700 Keanu Reeves today or Keanu Reeves?

02:04:19.280 Like young Keanu?

02:04:20.660 All generations of Keanu Reeves.

02:04:22.500 Like looks?

02:04:23.060 Always hot.

02:04:23.740 Yeah.

02:04:24.000 Always a 10.

02:04:24.640 Yeah.

02:04:25.080 He's a beautiful man.

02:04:25.720 Her fall.

02:04:26.120 He is.

02:04:27.500 Okay.

02:04:29.040 Do you have Morris Dingle Nut?

02:04:32.480 Or sorry, Chestnut?

02:04:33.140 Oh, yeah.

02:04:33.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:04:34.000 He is handsome.

02:04:35.220 Oh, yeah.

02:04:35.640 He's gorgeous.

02:04:37.240 And he's aging like fine wine.

02:04:39.440 Sorry.

02:04:40.300 Okay.

02:04:41.880 Have you slid into his DMs?

02:04:43.800 I will.

02:04:44.660 Morris, if you're looking at this, Madam Houston on the way.

02:04:48.580 Madam Waco.

02:04:50.140 That's not her name.

02:04:51.480 Okay, Ryan.

02:04:53.280 It's Waco.

02:04:54.560 Waco, Texas.

02:04:56.040 Corpus Christi.

02:04:56.820 Okay.

02:04:59.180 And then can you tell me a woman, another woman who you think is a 10?

02:05:03.080 A woman?

02:05:04.460 Yeah.

02:05:04.720 I would have to say, let's see.

02:05:08.900 There are a lot of 10s out there.

02:05:10.600 But to me, a 10 is maybe somebody like.

02:05:15.500 Give us one black girl and one white girl.

02:05:20.420 Black girl, I would have to say, ooh, it's a lot of black 10s.

02:05:24.720 But if I could pick one, body, face, all that.

02:05:32.680 I really like how, I would say maybe Nia Long or maybe Angela Bassett.

02:05:46.300 Like, they aging like fine wine.

02:05:47.760 Their bodies are still nice and they're taking care of themselves.

02:05:51.060 And white, I would say Jennifer Fox.

02:05:53.340 She's like the cutest.

02:05:54.380 She's like the cutest white woman I've ever seen.

02:05:57.880 Get Jennifer Fox and one of the other girls who Bassett.

02:06:01.380 Somebody.

02:06:01.520 Jennifer Fox?

02:06:03.760 Like the 66-year-old?

02:06:05.660 No, what's the one in the transform?

02:06:07.300 Megan Fox.

02:06:08.160 Oh, Megan Fox.

02:06:09.000 Oh, Megan Fox.

02:06:10.280 Okay.

02:06:10.680 Let's Google Megan.

02:06:11.940 Here, let's just do Megan Fox.

02:06:13.580 Just Megan Fox.

02:06:14.440 That makes it simple.

02:06:14.880 Or Nia Long.

02:06:15.660 She pretty too.

02:06:16.840 She the black one.

02:06:18.900 Megan Fox.

02:06:20.360 Nia Long?

02:06:21.080 Nia Long.

02:06:23.440 Okay.

02:06:24.220 Scroll down.

02:06:26.080 Wait, put a space.

02:06:28.040 Scroll up.

02:06:28.520 Just, these are the results.

02:06:33.460 Oh, Megan Fox.

02:06:34.580 You know, white people kind of like, yeah.

02:06:37.340 Okay.

02:06:38.980 Transformer Megan Fox.

02:06:39.660 Wait, scroll up, scroll up, scroll up, scroll up.

02:06:41.560 Jennifer's body.

02:06:42.440 Have y'all seen it?

02:06:42.980 Here, just click on the, that one.

02:06:45.640 Yeah.

02:06:46.780 Click on the one to the right of it.

02:06:50.100 She's a bit older there.

02:06:51.120 The one to the left.

02:06:51.920 All right.

02:06:55.020 Okay.

02:06:55.700 So, Megan Fox is a 10.

02:06:58.140 You're a 10.

02:06:58.960 Mm-hmm.

02:06:59.880 Would you, you say you're pretty much on par with Megan Fox?

02:07:03.000 Of course.

02:07:04.000 Of course.

02:07:06.720 Huh.

02:07:07.280 Okay.

02:07:14.700 Erroneous.

02:07:16.040 Erroneous.

02:07:17.200 Okay.

02:07:17.780 I'm going to still be a confident woman, no matter what you think.

02:07:20.220 I want, opening it up to the panel, do you guys think that she's as attractive as Megan

02:07:26.020 Fox?

02:07:26.600 Yes.

02:07:26.940 Young Megan Fox?

02:07:28.380 Yes.

02:07:30.700 I'd like her.

02:07:31.660 Wait, before, who lies more, men or women?

02:07:35.080 Men.

02:07:36.280 Men.

02:07:36.760 I'm almost done.

02:07:37.460 I'm sorry.

02:07:37.880 Men?

02:07:38.160 Women.

02:07:38.860 Women.

02:07:39.340 Probably women.

02:07:39.780 Women.

02:07:40.560 I think women lie more, especially to themselves.

02:07:43.740 Oh, yeah.

02:07:44.480 Maybe.

02:07:45.000 Oh.

02:07:45.520 Oh.

02:07:45.660 But men are liars, too.

02:07:46.900 But more, we'll have to say women.

02:07:48.340 Yeah.

02:07:48.360 The story is right.

02:07:48.820 Okay, does everybody, show of hands, do you guys think she's as attractive as young Megan

02:07:54.860 Fox?

02:07:55.960 Yes.

02:07:56.820 Raise your hands high.

02:07:58.000 Raise them high.

02:07:58.620 There you go.

02:07:59.000 Some confidence from Cuba.

02:07:59.780 What are we judging, just selling on, like, looks?

02:08:02.180 Yeah, just looks.

02:08:03.380 I mean, they have such different looks, though.

02:08:05.080 Exactly.

02:08:05.600 You compare me to a white woman.

02:08:06.940 You've got to pull up a black woman.

02:08:08.300 How do we even compare?

02:08:09.480 I'm not the same skin tone, facial structure, none of that.

02:08:12.380 But, uh...

02:08:13.880 Okay, the name of a black woman.

02:08:15.140 She's a teen.

02:08:16.120 Wait, what about a black woman?

02:08:17.720 Yeah, pull up me alone.

02:08:19.340 Wait, Brian, can you rate us?

02:08:20.480 Pull up anybody.

02:08:20.880 I feel like you have your own opinion.

02:08:22.040 Brian, rate me.

02:08:24.020 Maybe.

02:08:24.580 We'll see.

02:08:24.760 Maybe not, actually.

02:08:25.620 I don't know.

02:08:27.980 Possibly.

02:08:28.440 I'll take the zero.

02:08:28.980 That's okay.

02:08:29.520 You don't have to.

02:08:29.840 I could do it.

02:08:30.700 All right.

02:08:31.260 Only if you guys want me to rate you, though.

02:08:33.260 I think do a class.

02:08:33.600 Oh, I want it.

02:08:34.460 You want it?

02:08:35.120 Oh, yeah.

02:08:35.840 Oh, calm down there.

02:08:37.580 Calm down.

02:08:38.120 What about you?

02:08:41.320 Give us a 10, a female 10, that you think is a 10.

02:08:45.820 Ooh, okay.

02:08:46.720 So I would say, well, like, let me think.

02:08:51.020 Oh, Natalie Portman, Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie.

02:08:57.620 I mean, there's so many.

02:08:59.060 Marilyn Monroe.

02:09:00.580 But the reason they're 10s is because of their facial symmetry.

02:09:04.820 So that's what defines a 10, is your facial symmetry.

02:09:08.120 It is even throughout.

02:09:09.680 So that's how I know that we are both 10s.

02:09:11.480 I mean, I think there's other components besides just facial symmetry.

02:09:16.940 What kind of beauty are you defining?

02:09:18.920 A physical body or because everybody has different standards.

02:09:22.600 Well, there's face and then there's body.

02:09:23.720 Right.

02:09:24.160 Those would be different, I guess.

02:09:25.400 Yeah, they would be.

02:09:26.420 Like somebody could have a 10 face, but like a bad body or like a 10 body, but a bad face.

02:09:30.560 Yeah.

02:09:30.900 Oh, you see it a lot.

02:09:32.200 Yep.

02:09:32.980 I mean, but, you know, hey, a great body is a great body.

02:09:36.200 Right.

02:09:37.080 Can't say that about me, though.

02:09:38.040 And tell us.

02:09:39.240 What waste?

02:09:43.800 Don't get ahead of yourself.

02:09:45.800 I'm already there.

02:09:46.820 What's a male 10 for you?

02:09:49.020 A male 10?

02:09:49.640 A guy who you think is a 10?

02:09:50.940 Oh, I said Keanu Reeves.

02:09:52.500 Oh, Keanu Reeves.

02:09:53.080 That's right.

02:09:53.480 Yeah.

02:09:54.680 Do you think you could land Keanu?

02:09:55.980 Yes, I definitely could.

02:09:58.700 You're pretty confident.

02:09:59.940 I'm very confident.

02:10:00.980 Why?

02:10:01.280 If that's you haven't slid into his DMs, though?

02:10:03.700 No, I haven't because I have no need to.

02:10:05.880 So if you saw Keanu Reeves, you think you could.

02:10:08.300 I'm not interested in doing that right now, but you're giving me ideas.

02:10:11.200 I think I should, maybe.

02:10:12.240 Okay.

02:10:13.280 And you think you could get Chestnut?

02:10:16.480 I think so.

02:10:18.140 Who was the other guy?

02:10:19.240 Channing Tatum?

02:10:20.020 Channing Tatum, yeah.

02:10:20.740 I hope he liked black girls.

02:10:22.680 If you saw all of our DMs, you would know that all of us could probably do that with a lot

02:10:27.540 of your celebrity, like, top people.

02:10:31.180 Definitely.

02:10:31.860 Well, you have some, it looks like you're looking at me like you have something to say.

02:10:35.320 No.

02:10:35.640 You have something on this?

02:10:36.820 No, I just, uh, I don't know if, like, we're just going off looks and personality because

02:10:43.340 I find that just looks, because I feel like personality would be a big thing.

02:10:47.640 Like, if I got to know Keanu Reeves and he was a dickhead, I'd be like, oh, you know,

02:10:51.320 like Bill Nye the science guy.

02:10:53.920 Yes.

02:10:54.280 Women can be a flawless 10, but if they're not very intelligent for me, like, I wouldn't

02:11:00.360 find them that attractive.

02:11:01.700 Right.

02:11:01.920 Yeah, I agree with you that there's more to attraction than just looks.

02:11:07.280 Correct.

02:11:07.560 Like, they're a terrible person.

02:11:08.380 Beauty, quality, function, but I definitely am not settling for ugly.

02:11:11.980 You can also have, like, an ugly-ish guy that has, like, a very confident attitude and

02:11:16.100 that makes him, like, look hotter.

02:11:17.540 Yeah.

02:11:17.700 Well, it's, like, initial attraction, like, just looking at someone walking down the street,

02:11:22.120 like, you know what I mean?

02:11:23.180 Like, that's how...

02:11:25.060 But Keanu has a reputation for having a sterling personality.

02:11:31.580 Yes, yes.

02:11:32.160 That's why he's a 10, also.

02:11:33.700 I mean, part of why he's a 10.

02:11:35.160 Also, just, like, tall, pale, long-haired guys.

02:11:38.720 I don't know why.

02:11:40.060 Brian, grow your hair out.

02:11:41.060 Come on.

02:11:45.240 You look like Keanu Reeves.

02:11:47.200 He's, like, half Asian.

02:11:49.060 Is he?

02:11:49.340 Oh, yeah.

02:11:49.860 He must be, right?

02:11:50.720 I think so.

02:11:51.120 Do you know who Keanu Reeves is?

02:11:52.240 The Matrix?

02:11:52.740 I thought it was Hawaii.

02:11:53.600 This girl says, I look like fucking Keanu Reeves.

02:11:55.980 A little bit.

02:11:56.420 Yeah, I look exactly like him.

02:11:57.600 Yeah, fucking...

02:11:58.480 A 10, also.

02:11:59.740 Yeah.

02:12:00.760 Double your number, you're a 10.

02:12:03.280 What's fucking Keanu?

02:12:04.100 Oh, John Wick.

02:12:06.020 How does he talk?

02:12:07.240 Bill and Ted.

02:12:07.960 Like, he's high.

02:12:08.500 He was great in The Matrix, but he's...

02:12:10.140 He always talks like that, too, yeah.

02:12:12.080 Yeah, that's perfect.

02:12:13.460 Whoa.

02:12:14.720 As she takes her clothes off, you go.

02:12:17.580 Keanu.

02:12:18.160 He was hot in that surfing movie, though.

02:12:20.580 What was the...

02:12:21.120 Point break?

02:12:21.540 Point break.

02:12:22.040 Point break.

02:12:22.980 Yeah, he was hot in Point Break.

02:12:24.780 True.

02:12:25.680 There is no spoon.

02:12:26.840 I don't know.

02:12:27.300 All right.

02:12:29.060 Look, I just...

02:12:31.140 Y'all kind of delusional.

02:12:32.780 There's some delusional females at this table.

02:12:35.060 Yes.

02:12:35.680 10, 10, 8, 8.

02:12:38.500 Yo, all of us are delusional.

02:12:40.240 How are you going to tell somebody they don't look like a 10?

02:12:42.420 I mean, he did say five, though, so he was honest.

02:12:45.000 He was honest with this.

02:12:46.620 I'm a potato.

02:12:47.080 I'm a potato.

02:12:47.660 But it's going to come to me.

02:12:48.920 It's going to come to me.

02:12:49.560 But you look like a vegetable.

02:12:49.600 I don't know.

02:12:49.780 You look like a broccoli, okay?

02:12:51.140 Lady, relax.

02:12:51.860 We're both fucking vegetables.

02:12:52.560 I feel like your eyes are pretty.

02:12:54.100 I feel like it's six.

02:12:54.800 We got veggie tails in here.

02:12:55.420 I don't know.

02:12:56.000 I don't know.

02:12:56.440 Veggie tails.

02:12:57.260 That's what you look like.

02:12:57.920 I didn't know we're going off of looks only.

02:13:00.060 You look like Gumby, bro.

02:13:01.540 Shut up.

02:13:01.940 Shut up.

02:13:02.740 Brian, can you rate us, please?

02:13:11.060 We all want it.

02:13:12.120 No, no.

02:13:13.000 Did you just pop?

02:13:13.680 No, we don't.

02:13:15.120 Do you have, like, what's it called?

02:13:17.120 I have ADHD, so, like, I move a lot.

02:13:20.800 I'll only rate you guys if you guys agree to be rated.

02:13:24.200 Otherwise, I won't do it.

02:13:24.640 I've been begging, like, Loki.

02:13:26.840 Are you fine with me rating you?

02:13:28.020 Yeah.

02:13:28.080 Otherwise, I won't do it.

02:13:28.740 Yes?

02:13:29.160 Here, just show of hands if you're fine with me giving you a looks rating.

02:13:31.860 Otherwise, I won't do it.

02:13:33.320 No?

02:13:33.980 I don't.

02:13:34.660 You're going to pass?

02:13:35.020 I don't think.

02:13:35.980 Okay.

02:13:36.220 I don't think so.

02:13:37.500 Well, I'm married, so let's not go there.

02:13:39.640 That's fine.

02:13:40.360 So, groom.

02:13:41.040 She's a 12.

02:13:41.540 We already confirmed that.

02:13:43.300 So, 10s, then, all of us.

02:13:46.300 I'm sorry.

02:13:47.600 All 10s.

02:13:49.840 All right.

02:13:52.560 Hold on.

02:13:53.160 This isn't.

02:13:53.820 Y'all got to take your makeup off for me to give you, because I don't.

02:13:56.500 I got to give you the makeup list rating, but I'm just going to picture in my mind's

02:14:00.700 eye what all y'all look like without all that cake on your faces.

02:14:05.640 So, okay.

02:14:06.000 Here we go.

02:14:06.420 Bring the wipes.

02:14:07.140 We'll take it off.

02:14:07.800 Yeah, we'll do it later in the show.

02:14:08.960 We do it later in the show, typically.

02:14:10.860 I got to go to bed at some point.

02:14:11.880 All right.

02:14:14.480 I probably took a point.

02:14:19.940 I'm just kidding.

02:14:20.640 We should do it before and after, maybe.

02:14:21.900 5.56.

02:14:25.200 Okay.

02:14:25.760 Ouch.

02:14:26.320 Are you siding with who?

02:14:27.360 5.

02:14:28.060 Me?

02:14:30.260 6.

02:14:32.240 You think she's a 10.

02:14:35.060 I need to see you without makeup.

02:14:37.060 I'm going to go 7.

02:14:38.500 I mean, since you're on my Instagram page, you see my Instagram pictures without makeup.

02:14:42.540 7.5.

02:14:43.640 What?

02:14:44.000 I'm at 6, right?

02:14:45.020 6.

02:14:45.520 Yeah.

02:14:45.740 And, of course, the black girl gets the lowest number.

02:14:50.160 We see how that is.

02:14:50.780 Hey, hold on.

02:14:51.560 You got a Latino.

02:14:52.300 Of course.

02:14:52.880 Of course.

02:14:54.000 Not rating.

02:14:54.920 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

02:14:55.980 I'll give you a 5.

02:14:56.820 A 4?

02:14:57.700 Are we sure?

02:14:58.620 Oh, okay.

02:15:00.000 Well, never mind.

02:15:01.140 I was going to rate you higher.

02:15:02.660 I was going to give him a 1.

02:15:03.780 Do not look like Keanu Reeves, actually.

02:15:05.360 I lied.

02:15:06.220 Funny looking.

02:15:07.520 Lost my chances.

02:15:08.640 It's okay.

02:15:10.660 My chances have gone down the drain.

02:15:14.360 It's okay.

02:15:15.260 It's okay.

02:15:15.740 I'm currently some form of vegetable, according to Miss Waco, Texas.

02:15:21.040 Miss Madam Houston, yeah.

02:15:22.580 All right.

02:15:22.880 I mean, if you moisturize your skin and, you know, maybe your hairline wasn't receding.

02:15:27.060 Yeah, you know, it is what it is, you know.

02:15:29.040 It is what it is.

02:15:30.480 You could get there, though, if you really take care of yourself.

02:15:32.700 A bunch of water and vegetables.

02:15:35.020 Hey, you know, there's a lot of subject material.

02:15:39.260 You know, I don't want to be mean, but there's a lot of subject material that I could, you know.

02:15:42.780 I mean, let's go.

02:15:43.700 We could go bar for bar.

02:15:44.360 First off, you got to shave that.

02:15:45.740 What is that fucking feminist armpit hair you got?

02:15:47.660 That shit's fucking crazy.

02:15:48.800 I don't have no hair.

02:15:49.960 You have armpit hair?

02:15:51.080 No, I don't know.

02:15:51.800 You got some.

02:15:52.460 Wait, I want to see.

02:15:53.660 Let me see.

02:15:54.460 Let me see.

02:15:54.960 Let me see.

02:15:55.620 If I could do this.

02:15:56.780 Lift your arm up, bro.

02:15:57.720 Let me see.

02:15:58.320 Let me see.

02:15:58.800 Oh, my God.

02:16:00.200 What the fuck?

02:16:01.180 Put that shit away.

02:16:02.220 That shit growing back.

02:16:03.560 Goddamn, bro.

02:16:04.060 That ain't hairy.

02:16:05.260 That's some fucking hippie 70s shit, bro.

02:16:08.060 What are you doing?

02:16:08.560 A fucking Leonard Skinner concert concert?

02:16:10.360 That's some shit.

02:16:11.180 What the fuck?

02:16:11.720 Her body, guys.

02:16:13.180 I'm Asian.

02:16:13.880 I don't grow body hair.

02:16:15.280 I don't.

02:16:15.480 You don't understand.

02:16:16.020 This is cool.

02:16:16.820 Yeah.

02:16:17.140 Look at that.

02:16:17.920 Yes.

02:16:18.460 Yes.

02:16:18.940 Yes.

02:16:19.520 That's fucking disgusting.

02:16:21.540 Where?

02:16:22.760 Of course you're going to say that about the only black girl here.

02:16:25.480 I'm half black.

02:16:26.280 I have a bad body.

02:16:27.060 I'll say it about.

02:16:27.820 This is not a race thing.

02:16:28.880 Why is this racially charged all of a sudden?

02:16:33.300 Yeah.

02:16:33.660 I'm just saying the facts.

02:16:35.400 I am Asian.

02:16:36.560 I know.

02:16:37.000 I said a race matter when it comes to you, but not to me.

02:16:39.240 I'm going to give my doctor a picture of her.

02:16:39.840 You know, it's crazy because I actually only date strong black queens.

02:16:44.400 Oh.

02:16:44.620 I only date black women, so this idea that I only date.

02:16:49.300 I bet you get beat up a lot at home then.

02:16:51.040 I only date black women.

02:16:53.740 I need all the black ladies to get on his ass for me.

02:16:57.080 Oh, okay.

02:16:58.680 You see how I dress?

02:16:59.740 No sauce.

02:17:00.780 No droop.

02:17:01.440 Nothing.

02:17:02.200 Yeah, bro.

02:17:02.640 You can't even put it together.

02:17:04.380 What are you talking about?

02:17:05.180 You got on this dusty ass sweater.

02:17:06.700 This girl's walking out.

02:17:08.480 This girl's walking out.

02:17:08.580 I can see the ash on your face.

02:17:10.260 I'm here.

02:17:10.440 I didn't even never notice white people being ashy, but you ashy as fuck.

02:17:14.080 Oh, I'm matching.

02:17:15.340 I was a venue, but you said four, and after that, I can't really happy everybody.

02:17:18.840 Oh, you're just matching.

02:17:19.640 So what you're trying to do?

02:17:20.260 And then when you stand up, you built like an upside down Dorito.

02:17:23.520 Like, you're kind of bad built, too.

02:17:24.940 Wait, which way is?

02:17:25.800 Like, why is your profile picture face skinnier than your actual face?

02:17:28.720 You face fishing right now.

02:17:30.060 Wait, which way does the Dorito actually go?

02:17:32.380 Does it go this way or does it go that way?

02:17:34.660 An upside down Dorito.

02:17:35.560 An upside down Dorito.

02:17:36.440 Are you mad that I don't think you're a 10?

02:17:40.600 I'm not mad.

02:17:41.200 You seem a little upset.

02:17:43.020 I got a whole smile on my face.

02:17:45.640 We all ugly to somebody, but not me, though.

02:17:48.840 Oh, the camera does kind of.

02:17:50.420 I see this.

02:17:53.040 Are you pulling up the Discord?

02:17:56.400 No, I got rid of this.

02:17:59.500 What do you want?

02:18:00.920 The Discord.

02:18:02.840 The age advancements.

02:18:06.480 Can we get those going?

02:18:07.300 The age advance and the gender swaps.

02:18:09.380 Going around the table, do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years' time?

02:18:15.160 Hopefully.

02:18:15.820 Like, my mama and my dad.

02:18:18.120 I hope so.

02:18:18.900 I think I'll be better looking.

02:18:22.540 Okay.

02:18:23.600 So you'll be better looking at 46.

02:18:26.400 Yeah.

02:18:27.120 I mean, I look better now than I did when I was 26, so I think I'll just keep trending, hopefully.

02:18:35.520 Okay.

02:18:35.940 I have good genes.

02:18:37.020 I have good genes.

02:18:37.240 20 years' time, will you be better looking at 56?

02:18:39.540 Well, okay.

02:18:40.180 Like, are you talking about on the scale of, like, general beauty scale, or are you talking

02:18:45.260 about, like, you put myself when I'm, like, 66 next to myself today when I'm 36, and, like,

02:18:53.140 you're asking who's prettier?

02:18:55.380 Yeah.

02:18:55.780 Oh, than me, like, today.

02:18:58.480 Yeah.

02:18:58.780 Because, like, I think, like, I feel like I'm in my prime.

02:19:03.100 Like, so.

02:19:03.560 Okay.

02:19:03.860 So not better looking at 46 than you are now?

02:19:07.120 If you're judging it against, like, a previous age, then yes.

02:19:10.680 Like, I think, sorry.

02:19:12.420 If you're judging, like, my 46-year-old self against my 36-year-old self, I would think

02:19:18.780 the 36-year-old self was, like, met more beauty standards than I might care about when

02:19:24.560 I'm 46.

02:19:26.900 Wait.

02:19:27.340 So, hold on.

02:19:27.760 I know.

02:19:28.100 This is going to get confusing.

02:19:28.980 Will you be better looking at 46 than you are now?

02:19:31.660 Yes or no?

02:19:32.920 No.

02:19:33.280 Probably not.

02:19:33.900 Okay.

02:19:34.280 Realistically.

02:19:34.680 But you're, if we go back 10 years, 26 versus 36?

02:19:38.380 I'm definitely better looking now than I was when I was 26.

02:19:41.540 Like.

02:19:42.980 Okay.

02:19:43.380 Better looking now.

02:19:44.220 Yeah.

02:19:44.320 You're 23.

02:19:44.920 Will you be better looking in 10 years' time at 33?

02:19:46.740 I know I'm aging like fine wine.

02:19:50.580 Anywhere.

02:19:52.260 Okay.

02:19:52.720 20 years' time at 43.

02:19:54.180 Better looking at 43.

02:19:55.880 You still talking to me?

02:19:57.680 Yeah, I am.

02:19:58.500 I'm going to age like fine wine.

02:19:59.580 I take care of my body.

02:20:00.640 I don't put trash in my body.

02:20:01.960 So, I expect to look fine all my, for the rest of my life.

02:20:05.080 And even when I do get a little ugly, that's what plastic surgery is for.

02:20:09.160 Okay.

02:20:10.100 30 years' time at 53.

02:20:11.660 Will you be better looking than you are now?

02:20:13.640 Yep.

02:20:14.600 40 years' time, 63.

02:20:16.040 Better looking?

02:20:16.500 I don't have a problem.

02:20:17.340 I'm continuously evolving.

02:20:18.960 And getting finer and finer.

02:20:21.940 When's your peak going to be?

02:20:23.700 I won't have a peak because I'm going to always be sexy.

02:20:27.580 I'm on this attitude.

02:20:29.440 Okay.

02:20:30.760 So, 73.

02:20:32.340 Better looking?

02:20:33.580 Well, then that's going to start to, you know, naturally I'm going to start to sag.

02:20:36.520 But that's what plastic surgery is for.

02:20:37.720 You know, lift it up a little bit.

02:20:39.260 Pull his face back a little bit.

02:20:42.380 Okay.

02:20:43.300 83?

02:20:46.420 I'm going to probably be old and saggy by then.

02:20:48.460 Hopefully that plastic surgery will be good.

02:20:49.380 You're 19.

02:20:50.160 Better looking in 10 years' time at 29?

02:20:52.400 Yes.

02:20:54.360 20 years' time, 39?

02:20:56.380 Yeah.

02:20:57.780 30 years' time, 49?

02:21:01.360 Yeah.

02:21:01.820 So, better looking 49 than at 19?

02:21:06.200 No.

02:21:08.540 Okay.

02:21:09.040 So, in 10 years' time, you'll be better looking.

02:21:12.940 Yes.

02:21:13.480 20 years' time, better looking.

02:21:14.860 Yes.

02:21:15.400 30 years' time, better looking.

02:21:16.700 I hope so.

02:21:17.740 But I don't know.

02:21:18.660 But compared to now at 19?

02:21:20.320 Um, I mean, to be honest, I don't think so.

02:21:24.360 Better looking.

02:21:25.280 But I'll still feel good.

02:21:27.080 Like, you know what I mean?

02:21:28.100 It's just like looking at, like, a young person and, like, an older person.

02:21:31.200 You know what I mean?

02:21:31.880 Okay.

02:21:32.420 What about you?

02:21:33.000 According.

02:21:34.120 Oh, me?

02:21:34.600 Um, no, I think I'm probably at my peak right now, um, but I'm going to make sure I stay

02:21:40.080 attractive for my partner, you know, given the age range.

02:21:44.960 Okay.

02:21:45.440 So, you're 27.

02:21:46.820 Uh, you're not going to be better looking at 37, is what you're saying?

02:21:50.420 Don't think so.

02:21:51.020 Okay.

02:21:51.360 And are you better looking now, or were you better looking at 18?

02:21:54.560 Given that I had just left the UK with British teeth, um, definitely was not as good as now.

02:22:00.720 I fixed them.

02:22:01.300 Um, assuming you had your teeth fixed at 18, would you have been better looking at 18?

02:22:06.120 Um, probably, yeah.

02:22:07.940 Okay.

02:22:08.120 Because my teeth were horrendous.

02:22:10.220 Okay.

02:22:10.760 You're 29, better looking in 10 years' time at 39?

02:22:14.040 Um, I don't know.

02:22:15.380 I don't really love the question.

02:22:16.900 Um, it's a lot of ageism, but, uh, I do believe that for 39 or 49 or 59, I'm going to look as

02:22:23.220 good as I possibly can at that age.

02:22:25.280 Will I look better than now?

02:22:26.560 I'm going to guess yes.

02:22:27.660 Wait, how is it, how is it ageism?

02:22:29.900 Um, to compare an older person to a younger person and suggest that being young is the

02:22:35.200 ideal beauty, that's ageism.

02:22:38.540 How would that be?

02:22:39.280 Are you not familiar with the term?

02:22:40.860 Explain it to me.

02:22:41.820 I just did, but I can do it again.

02:22:43.480 Yeah, do it again, please.

02:22:44.160 So ageism is the idea that beauty is rooted in youth.

02:22:48.080 And so when somebody is being ageist, for example, they'll say, oh, this person's too old.

02:22:54.280 That makes them ugly.

02:22:56.000 Being, um, older doesn't make someone ugly or less than.

02:22:59.760 So it's called, uh, ageism.

02:23:01.540 You haven't heard this term?

02:23:03.720 I'm familiar with the term ageism, although the way you presented to me was not particularly,

02:23:08.880 particularly convincing in terms of it, that being a reflection of what ageism is.

02:23:15.340 Oh, there's no need to convince when I'm literally giving you a fact.

02:23:19.680 So.

02:23:20.720 So you think it's ageist.

02:23:22.980 Yeah.

02:23:23.840 To think that younger people are more attractive.

02:23:28.320 What if that's a fact?

02:23:29.420 That is the, that is the definition of ageism is to suggest that youth is what makes someone

02:23:36.260 beautiful.

02:23:36.840 Sure.

02:23:37.260 Do you think, um, when it comes to physical aesthetics, do you think men or women, I'm

02:23:42.580 not saying a sexual or romantic attraction.

02:23:45.040 I'm just talking about assessment of physical beauty.

02:23:47.600 Do you think men or women are more beautiful?

02:23:50.700 You're beautiful.

02:23:54.500 I promise.

02:23:55.100 Yeah.

02:23:55.240 Answer the question.

02:23:56.680 Oh, it's the question.

02:23:57.660 What is, what, where are you going with the question is the, are men or women?

02:24:02.520 How is that not the fucking simple?

02:24:03.860 Oh, so it's like, um, it's so.

02:24:06.040 Do you think men or women are more beautiful?

02:24:09.520 Oh, so a fallacious argument.

02:24:10.820 Gotcha.

02:24:11.140 How is that fallacious?

02:24:12.480 What, um, what I'm saying is.

02:24:14.060 No, stop.

02:24:15.000 Wow.

02:24:15.580 Do you even know what that, do you know what.

02:24:16.800 Yes, I know exactly what it is.

02:24:17.720 Yeah.

02:24:17.740 How is it fallacious because you, we were discussing a topic and instead of, um, debating

02:24:23.380 me properly with that topic, you chose a cherry picking is what you did.

02:24:27.520 You chose a different.

02:24:29.240 Oh, you mean a red herring.

02:24:30.760 It's not even a red herring.

02:24:32.300 No, it's not.

02:24:33.100 I mean, you could say it's a straw man, but how is that?

02:24:36.540 Explain what a straw man is.

02:24:38.080 Oh my goodness.

02:24:38.700 So do you want the answer?

02:24:39.820 No.

02:24:40.000 Why don't you explain what a straw man is?

02:24:41.520 I don't feel like doing that.

02:24:42.260 You don't know what a straw man is.

02:24:43.300 Because you're mad because you don't know what age it is.

02:24:44.500 Because it's not a straw man.

02:24:46.120 It's not a straw man.

02:24:47.740 You don't know what ageism is.

02:24:49.700 It would be prejudice towards someone on the basis of their age.

02:24:54.060 But now answer my question.

02:24:56.300 Prejudice is a, I mean, it could be that.

02:24:58.540 Yeah.

02:24:59.460 Um, what was your question?

02:25:01.200 Who's more beautiful?

02:25:02.140 Women or men?

02:25:02.720 Yeah.

02:25:02.800 Do you think men?

02:25:03.580 Yeah.

02:25:03.780 Who do you think is more beautiful?

02:25:04.820 Men or women?

02:25:05.220 I believe women are more beautiful.

02:25:07.060 Wow, congrats.

02:25:07.680 You're sexist towards men.

02:25:08.860 Yeah.

02:25:09.220 Well, no.

02:25:09.620 I could have told you that.

02:25:12.080 What?

02:25:12.880 Huh?

02:25:13.760 What?

02:25:14.000 But okay, so.

02:25:14.540 You don't understand.

02:25:15.320 I said I'm sexist towards men.

02:25:15.700 But so you agree.

02:25:16.580 You agree with the logic then.

02:25:18.200 No, I have, which logic of what?

02:25:20.920 Sorry.

02:25:21.020 Well, the logic would be, you said that you think women are more beautiful than men.

02:25:25.520 Using your logical framework, that would mean that because of your determination there,

02:25:31.120 that you're a sexist.

02:25:32.600 Because of you thinking women are more beautiful than men.

02:25:36.220 The discussion was ageism.

02:25:37.780 So this is a relationship argument.

02:25:38.360 Right, but I'm testing, I'm exploring the logic.

02:25:40.760 You're testing other questions that aren't the same as the one you asked.

02:25:43.100 It absolutely pertains to your logic.

02:25:45.080 Okay, so if I believe that women are more beautiful than men, that.

02:25:49.000 I wouldn't think that that makes you sexist.

02:25:51.100 I think that.

02:25:51.620 I wouldn't think that that makes you sexist.

02:25:52.840 You just said that that was sexist.

02:25:55.120 No, under her.

02:25:56.960 Do you know what?

02:25:57.680 Okay.

02:25:58.120 You'd be smearing the conversation, moving the goalposts a lot.

02:26:01.040 You got to keep up with what you're talking about.

02:26:02.880 No, you just don't understand logic.

02:26:04.320 You got to keep up with what you're talking about.

02:26:05.720 I'm sorry, go on.

02:26:07.060 Under your worldview, it would be sexist.

02:26:10.040 It would be sexist.

02:26:11.160 But those are your words, Ryan.

02:26:13.300 It would be.

02:26:14.080 Okay, you're saying.

02:26:15.200 Okay, I'll explain it then.

02:26:17.280 Calm down first.

02:26:18.600 Calm down.

02:26:19.640 Totally calm.

02:26:20.100 I'm getting a little flustered.

02:26:23.680 Bend your words.

02:26:25.360 Breathe.

02:26:25.940 So, this is how I break it down.

02:26:27.820 You said, well, if you thought that, say, people who are between the age range of 20 or 30

02:26:33.760 are more beautiful or more attractive than, say, people between the age range of 90 and 100.

02:26:40.480 That's called preference.

02:26:42.020 No, that's literally your argument.

02:26:43.880 No, that's called preference.

02:26:45.140 Ageism is the assumption that beauty is based on youth.

02:26:47.960 What I'm saying is that if I say, oh, I really think that 19 to 25 are the most attractive, that is preference.

02:26:56.520 There's a difference maker.

02:26:57.800 You understand?

02:26:58.520 Beauty.

02:26:58.940 Hold on.

02:26:59.760 Beauty is based on many different things.

02:27:02.360 Right.

02:27:02.520 Not just solely youth.

02:27:04.300 Exactly.

02:27:04.600 But there are traits that people possess in their youth that correspond with assessments of beauty.

02:27:11.640 Based on society or based on your personal opinion?

02:27:14.940 Well, so beauty is subjective.

02:27:17.820 Yes.

02:27:18.160 But there are partially objective measurements to beauty.

02:27:23.560 Right.

02:27:23.940 So, partially objective measurements to beauty.

02:27:27.200 Beauty is subjective.

02:27:28.800 But what you're asking us-

02:27:29.540 It's not purely subjective.

02:27:30.400 It's not purely subjective.

02:27:31.740 Let's go with that.

02:27:32.460 What you're asking of us is to tell you whether we were more beautiful when we were younger, more beautiful now, or more beautiful when we're older.

02:27:41.280 That is the idea.

02:27:43.140 Your question demands that we be ageist.

02:27:46.220 How would that be ageist to make an assessment of one's own attractiveness in contrast to how you looked when you were younger, how you look now, and how you think you'll look when you're older?

02:28:00.960 That wouldn't be ageist.

02:28:03.080 Yes, it is ageist to say-

02:28:05.080 Why?

02:28:05.400 What if my position-

02:28:06.700 Wait, question.

02:28:07.340 If my position is that all of you will look more attractive when you're 90, does that still make me ageist?

02:28:13.700 That's preference.

02:28:15.560 What?

02:28:16.220 That's preference.

02:28:17.140 So, what you're saying is preference, but what I'm saying is that your question is geared towards asking us, do you think you were prettier when you were younger, leading up to possibly another ridiculous question afterwards.

02:28:30.400 Wait, question.

02:28:30.920 But the answer-

02:28:31.240 Yeah, yeah.

02:28:31.580 Let me test the logic here.

02:28:33.360 Okay.

02:28:33.540 Do you think it would be ageist for me to say that 30-year-olds are more intelligent than one-year-olds?

02:28:40.360 No.

02:28:40.760 Is that ageist?

02:28:41.560 That's called opinion.

02:28:43.640 How is that?

02:28:44.640 No.

02:28:45.080 Unless you can cite your sources, go for it.

02:28:47.820 Do you have the sources here on your computer?

02:28:50.300 Wait, hold on.

02:28:51.380 Do I need to cite a study to look up to the sky and make a determination that the sky is blue?

02:28:57.900 If, yeah, yeah, you probably do.

02:29:00.820 That's how we decided that the color was blue is by other people coming together and agreeing on a term.

02:29:05.860 It's called citing your sources.

02:29:06.880 You're trying to weasel something in there that wasn't even the actual claim.

02:29:11.780 So you're talking about language, but you agree that there's wavelengths, and these wavelengths manifest themselves in a certain way, and that's color.

02:29:23.260 And, for example, in certain languages, it's not the word blue.

02:29:27.820 It's a different word for blue.

02:29:29.860 How do you say blue in Spanish?

02:29:31.920 Azul, but I was going to say something else.

02:29:33.780 I was going to say that there's a field of science where you have to explain everything.

02:29:37.500 So what she's saying is just kind of like that.

02:29:39.900 There's a thing where you have to say why the sky is blue and all that stuff.

02:29:44.260 You know what I mean?

02:29:45.000 Everything has a reason and an explanation.

02:29:47.880 Oh, yeah.

02:29:48.380 The girl with glasses, she probably needs somebody to explain it to her that it's blue.

02:29:52.220 She can't see it, and you can't either.

02:29:54.620 Okay, so just to be clear.

02:29:56.080 Negative seven.

02:29:57.100 Negative seven.

02:29:57.960 So is that the level of conversation that we're going to have, though?

02:30:00.200 Like, all the claims that I make, I need to have a study for, but you're able to forward claims without any studies?

02:30:06.120 You're the only one with a computer.

02:30:08.380 Or I'm just going off the dome.

02:30:11.200 Me, too.

02:30:12.400 We're freestyling.

02:30:13.320 Yeah, you were asking questions about how we would look as younger and as older.

02:30:17.740 That's where we was going with the conversation.

02:30:19.460 Wait, do we need a study?

02:30:20.040 Hold on.

02:30:20.540 Do we need a study to determine if, do you think men are stronger than women?

02:30:24.340 Hell, yeah.

02:30:24.900 I mean, that's an opinion, unless I know and have evidence to back it up.

02:30:29.400 Well, there is evidence.

02:30:30.960 It is citing your sources.

02:30:31.940 But do you think, do you think.

02:30:33.740 Me personally, what is my opinion on whether men are stronger than.

02:30:36.640 What do you think?

02:30:37.060 Yeah, do you think men are stronger than women?

02:30:38.540 Yes, I do.

02:30:39.360 I believe that men generally size.

02:30:43.140 Yeah, I think that men can be stronger than women.

02:30:44.720 Are you sexist for thinking that?

02:30:46.100 I already told you I'm sexist against men sometimes.

02:30:48.020 Yeah, but are you.

02:30:48.520 Because I find it funny.

02:30:48.980 Is that one of your sexist viewpoints?

02:30:50.660 No, why would that be one?

02:30:52.060 Wait, so are you actually sexist towards men?

02:30:54.380 A little bit, sometimes.

02:30:55.320 How so?

02:30:57.860 How am I not, you know?

02:30:59.580 I'm sorry.

02:31:00.440 What do you want to hear from me?

02:31:01.340 Do you have a study on that?

02:31:02.560 Are you trying to switch it up?

02:31:03.320 Yeah, I have a study right here.

02:31:04.560 So do you consider yourself a misandrist?

02:31:05.600 Right here.

02:31:06.480 Huh?

02:31:07.040 No, I do not.

02:31:07.820 I do not consider myself a misandrist.

02:31:09.900 But I mean.

02:31:10.420 Okay, so why do you call yourself a sexist?

02:31:14.620 Oh, because I'm an honest person.

02:31:16.620 Sometimes you look at women.

02:31:18.060 I mean, I've heard you say that women are bitches a million times.

02:31:21.280 When did I say that?

02:31:22.000 You said this bitch, that bitch, this bitch, that bitch throughout the entire.

02:31:26.120 Why would it be sexist to call a particular person who's acting bitchy, why would that

02:31:31.120 be sexist to call someone a bitch?

02:31:33.480 I don't know.

02:31:34.140 But I think that women call women bitches is in poor taste.

02:31:37.620 Huh?

02:31:37.940 I think it's in poor taste.

02:31:39.140 Great.

02:31:39.540 How is it sexist to call a singular woman who is.

02:31:42.760 Have I called any of the women here at the panel a bitch?

02:31:45.940 I think you said it to her once earlier.

02:31:47.980 Yeah, you did.

02:31:48.680 You did.

02:31:48.900 You're like this bitch.

02:31:49.960 Yeah, it was in conversation though.

02:31:52.420 It wasn't.

02:31:52.840 You did.

02:31:53.300 She said it and then you said it.

02:31:55.060 It wasn't a big deal.

02:31:55.580 We're just going real with you.

02:31:56.440 Yeah, she did, Ryan.

02:31:58.060 Did I?

02:31:58.360 It's possible I called you a bitch.

02:32:00.380 Yeah, you said like wrong bitch or something like that.

02:32:03.000 Hold on, but we would have to rewind the tape.

02:32:05.920 Hold on, just throwing, do you think insulting somebody suggests that they're a sexist because

02:32:14.940 you insulted them?

02:32:17.480 Do I personally believe that that's what defines sexism?

02:32:21.280 No, I think that it can be.

02:32:22.820 Okay, so I like that you flipped it on me.

02:32:24.240 How are you a sexist?

02:32:25.380 How am I a sexist?

02:32:26.200 Yeah.

02:32:26.520 Oh, you saw that.

02:32:27.240 You got that.

02:32:27.980 Okay, keep up now.

02:32:29.380 So how am I a sexist?

02:32:30.780 Well, for example, and let's keep it crude, keep it simple.

02:32:34.140 If I see a man fall, I'm going to laugh and I'm going to be like, wow, they're so stupid.

02:32:38.760 They do stupid things.

02:32:39.740 Look at that one.

02:32:40.520 So when people get hurt, you think that that's funny?

02:32:44.180 Yeah, it's called schadenfreude.

02:32:46.020 It's called?

02:32:46.820 Yes.

02:32:47.440 Do you do that for women too or just for men?

02:32:49.300 Just for men.

02:32:50.260 When a girl falls, I'm like, oh my God, no, please.

02:32:52.680 When men get cancer, do you laugh at that too?

02:32:54.520 No, no, not at all.

02:32:55.340 My father died of cancer and was a cancer researcher.

02:32:57.920 So no, I don't find that funny.

02:32:59.020 I don't find actual threat to life funny.

02:33:02.440 I do find like little, like if you tripped, I would laugh.

02:33:05.640 I'm sorry.

02:33:06.020 I would laugh.

02:33:06.500 I would find it funny.

02:33:07.800 But that's a crude.

02:33:08.460 But only when men trip.

02:33:10.100 Yeah.

02:33:10.340 If a woman tripped, I'd be like, oh my gosh, girl, are you okay?

02:33:12.300 So women couldn't trip.

02:33:13.100 Oh, I laugh at anyone.

02:33:15.580 I mean, I don't know if it's objectionable.

02:33:18.900 Like sometimes people laugh when somebody like does a gaffe, like they trip.

02:33:24.520 But if it's strictly towards men when they do it, is that the best example of you being

02:33:32.980 a sexist?

02:33:33.280 That's not the best example.

02:33:34.320 Yeah, give us the best example.

02:33:35.280 But I don't think we have enough time for that.

02:33:36.680 We've got plenty of time.

02:33:37.900 I just, I don't know.

02:33:39.200 There's a lot of ways that I can feel sexist thoughts in my head and I don't have to share

02:33:45.580 them with you now because I can't think of any right off the bat.

02:33:49.140 But as soon as I think of one, I'll let you know.

02:33:51.220 Oh, for example, you might say that calling a man an incel is sexist against men.

02:33:57.080 I would not.

02:33:57.940 I would say that there are lots of incels, you know?

02:34:01.180 You know what I mean?

02:34:01.800 Wait, but that doesn't make you sexist.

02:34:03.400 Doesn't it?

02:34:04.020 That's what sexist men would, I mean, that's what men would say is sexist.

02:34:07.400 No, that don't sound sexist.

02:34:08.640 It just sounds like you hate men.

02:34:10.320 I don't.

02:34:11.480 There's a lot of men I like and respect.

02:34:13.300 I mean, I, and it's not.

02:34:15.260 What makes like a man sexist?

02:34:17.180 What makes a man sexist?

02:34:19.140 Can I hide this?

02:34:21.200 Yeah.

02:34:21.460 Yeah, thank you.

02:34:23.000 I don't know.

02:34:23.960 I can't think of any off top.

02:34:25.900 I don't feel like, I'm sorry, I'm tired.

02:34:28.580 What makes a man sexist against women?

02:34:31.940 Expectations that them being an OnlyFans model at 19 or 20 means that they're promiscuous and

02:34:38.160 that they're not actually a virgin.

02:34:39.860 Assuming that while assuming another woman is actually a virgin based on her religion when

02:34:44.360 you don't know the religion of the first one.

02:34:45.820 Calling a woman, um, basically a slut shaming or scarlet lettering, essentially.

02:34:51.200 I think that's sexist.

02:34:52.540 Yeah.

02:34:53.380 So like, why, why would it be sexist to assume that somebody who's involved in sex work and

02:34:58.980 there's massive amounts of evidence pointing towards OnlyFans?

02:35:03.200 Is there evidence that you've seen them do it?

02:35:04.280 Stop.

02:35:04.500 Stop.

02:35:04.640 I'll let you talk.

02:35:05.580 I'm sorry.

02:35:06.000 Wait, hold on.

02:35:06.600 Can we get the cameras going, please?

02:35:07.840 Um, what is that?

02:35:10.200 Yep.

02:35:11.640 Okay.

02:35:12.060 So.

02:35:13.880 Sorry.

02:35:17.500 How would pointing out that a woman who's involved in OnlyFans and having questions as

02:35:23.880 to the validity of her being a virgin, why would that point towards sexism and not just their

02:35:30.800 relation to an industry which is built on like deception, fraud, and lying?

02:35:36.000 There's many facets to that industry and that, what you're saying, I understand those parts

02:35:40.520 of your point, but I do feel like assuming someone's promiscuity based on them being a

02:35:46.360 woman and, you know, being in an industry that you maybe don't agree with, but assuming anything

02:35:52.620 without proof or evidence, you're saying that you think this person is a liar.

02:35:57.600 I don't feel, I feel like that's sexist.

02:35:59.400 I think that a lot of men do it.

02:36:00.820 They do it very often.

02:36:01.940 They'll be like, oh, she does this.

02:36:03.220 She must be this kind of a woman.

02:36:04.800 She must be, you know, or, oh, look at the way she dresses.

02:36:08.120 That means she's sleeping around or look at the way she's flirt, flirting with people.

02:36:12.380 That means she's this.

02:36:13.680 That's, that's, men are, men do a lot of things.

02:36:16.820 Okay, you're going to have to.

02:36:17.660 I think those terms get thrown around too loosely.

02:36:20.160 Now, if a woman is showing her ass in titties, it's only right for a man to think that she

02:36:24.860 got peaches for sale.

02:36:25.920 Oh, I guess so.

02:36:26.400 I was always told, if you don't got peaches for sale, take that sign out.

02:36:29.580 But if you do got that sign up, you cannot be offended when you get the attention that

02:36:34.480 your body gets you.

02:36:35.420 You're going to have to bridge how thinking someone is a liar equates to that being sexism because

02:36:43.260 the individual who you think is a liar is a woman.

02:36:46.180 Just because you accuse a particular woman of potentially lying, that doesn't, you're

02:36:52.820 going to have to gap the bridge to how that becomes sexism.

02:36:59.260 I'm gapping the bridge between how women being, okay.

02:37:02.900 Yeah.

02:37:03.100 So yeah, it's just sexist to assume.

02:37:05.560 Assumptions are like assholes.

02:37:06.820 We all know the saying.

02:37:08.500 Yeah, but the assumption is based on her being a sex worker, not her being a woman.

02:37:13.260 Um, no, it's still, she's still a woman.

02:37:15.920 Yes.

02:37:17.220 Wait, so if a bad thing, hold on.

02:37:19.040 But you assume that she's not doing, she's lying, but she's not.

02:37:23.160 That's, that's confusing for me.

02:37:24.700 So if a bad thing, if a bad thing happens to a woman, it must be sexism.

02:37:28.980 No, I don't think a bad thing happening to a woman is always sexism.

02:37:32.740 But I do think that if you, if you treat women that way and you believe that they're less

02:37:39.060 than because of the industry that they work in, then I do feel like-

02:37:42.640 Why would that be wrong?

02:37:43.740 I feel like it's a bit sexist.

02:37:45.440 I mean, you're consuming it, are you not?

02:37:47.080 What if, what if I were to say it's actually not about gender and I have, I hold these

02:37:53.900 same criticisms towards men in that exact same field?

02:37:57.660 That's interesting.

02:37:58.460 How many of those men have you had on your show?

02:38:01.260 How would that be evidence of me holding a different position?

02:38:04.400 Hmm.

02:38:05.060 I just, it's interesting.

02:38:06.760 Okay, cool.

02:38:07.500 What, wait, hold on.

02:38:08.600 So because I've never had, actually, wait, we have, hold on.

02:38:12.180 We have had, if I recall correctly, hold on, sure, but I'll grant that, yeah, we have more

02:38:19.760 women-only fans creators than we've had, like, men.

02:38:22.560 How would that point towards anything?

02:38:27.740 I don't know.

02:38:28.460 I'm just asking.

02:38:29.500 But did you want to answer the question about the-

02:38:32.040 Okay, so a red herring?

02:38:32.060 So it's just a red herring then?

02:38:33.160 I'm sorry.

02:38:33.620 I got bored with this conversation.

02:38:34.880 I'm so sorry.

02:38:36.460 The age question, though, yes, it is asking us to be ageist against our younger, or against

02:38:41.360 our older self.

02:38:42.380 So that's just my perspective.

02:38:43.600 Okay, going back to my other question, going back to my other question, why would it be

02:38:49.780 ageist to say that 30-year-olds are more intelligent than one-year-olds?

02:38:56.920 No, that would be, why, that 30-year-olds are more intelligent than one-year-olds?

02:39:03.380 No, it would not be.

02:39:04.560 You're saying something positive about somebody of a certain age in contrast to somebody of

02:39:09.440 a different age.

02:39:10.100 You can look up the definition.

02:39:11.800 But so why would it be not ageist to say, I think this age group is more intelligent,

02:39:18.480 but then it is ageist to say, I think this age group is more beautiful?

02:39:23.800 Or has your logic just completely crumbled under my scrutiny?

02:39:28.220 No, so by that merit, what you're suggesting is that saying a 30-year-old is more intelligent

02:39:32.860 than a one-year-old.

02:39:33.700 So yes, your question was geared at asking us to estimate ourselves as more beautiful

02:39:40.180 at a young age and uglier at an older age.

02:39:42.760 Your question, I mean, that literally is the point of the question, was it not?

02:39:46.840 Like, it is.

02:39:48.320 I mean, you're asking me, oh, is it ageist to do this, this, and this?

02:39:51.320 But yes, your question was geared towards having us say that when we're older, we're not

02:39:55.160 attractive.

02:39:55.620 Hold on.

02:39:57.720 You can respond to the question in any way you want.

02:40:00.700 I'm just, again, trying to explore the logic on this.

02:40:03.420 You're saying you think it's ageist for somebody to say that people say between the age of 20

02:40:10.240 and 40 are more physically attractive than people between the ages of 80 and 100, and you

02:40:16.060 think that that's ageist.

02:40:17.140 But then when I ask you, well, do you think that 30-year-olds are more intelligent than

02:40:22.220 one-year-olds, that's not ageist?

02:40:25.880 I think one is based on your own opinion, and one is based on scientific facts.

02:40:31.940 No, it's all facts.

02:40:32.860 Because, like, beauty, I mean, for beauty, you have different things.

02:40:36.760 Like, I think beauty is defined in many different ways across cultures, and then so you can't

02:40:43.400 just fit, like, I don't know, you just, I think that's more opinion, but, like, if you're

02:40:48.880 asking if, like, a one-year-old is smarter than a 30-year-old, no, that's, like, brain

02:40:52.680 development, and it also depends on the person.

02:40:55.440 I don't know.

02:40:56.560 Well, but then there would be, we could, okay, so you're talking about there's the actual

02:41:00.240 structure of the brain.

02:41:01.580 Right, like, you know, like, you know.

02:41:02.700 Okay, but then what about the structure of the skin?

02:41:05.380 Right, so structurally, but what makes, what makes, what is beauty?

02:41:09.560 And, like, structurally, if you go to different, you know, cultures, you know, there's different

02:41:15.840 standards for beauty, you know?

02:41:18.680 Well, I mean, even across cultures, there are, there are certain things across cultures

02:41:25.120 that are.

02:41:27.560 Similar.

02:41:29.760 That are preferred.

02:41:31.180 Right.

02:41:31.440 So, I mean, yeah, there's, like, different beauty standards in Asia, or in Africa, or

02:41:38.260 in the West, Europe, whatever.

02:41:40.320 Yeah.

02:41:40.920 But I'm pretty confident to say that I could show, like, I could show anybody in the world.

02:41:46.800 Mm-hmm.

02:41:48.020 Is it logically possible that the following could be true?

02:41:51.720 You have a really beautiful person, like, someone you think is really beautiful, and then

02:41:56.520 you have a photo of, like, a really, really ugly person.

02:42:00.060 Really ugly person.

02:42:01.440 And we showed these two photos to every single person in the world.

02:42:06.600 And I think it, if people were being honest, I think with 99.99% certainty, most people would

02:42:14.600 pick, if we were asking them to assess the beauty, they would pick the one that's how we would

02:42:20.640 deem as beautiful.

02:42:21.620 Right.

02:42:22.140 So, the idea that there's, while it's not objective, it would be universal.

02:42:27.260 So, that does point to there being some objective components to beauty.

02:42:33.580 I think beauty is subjective, but it's not purely subjective.

02:42:37.720 But, like, brain development isn't subjective.

02:42:40.420 That's not...

02:42:41.040 Well, like, you could argue that IQ tests are a social, what's it called, social, whatever

02:42:48.860 it's called, construct, social construct.

02:42:51.460 There's facts and there's opinions.

02:42:53.200 A 30-year-old is smarter than a 1-year-old.

02:42:55.240 That's simple.

02:42:55.780 Okay, but if, like, but if I were to show a picture of 20-year-old Megan Fox, and then

02:43:03.540 100-year-old George Washington, I don't know, fuck who...

02:43:08.600 George Washington's pretty hot.

02:43:10.160 Yeah, he is pretty hot.

02:43:11.120 That is fair.

02:43:11.920 Ew.

02:43:12.520 I like him.

02:43:14.500 Maybe I'm fucked up by picking George Washington here.

02:43:17.140 Just stay with Megan Fox.

02:43:18.720 Or, you know, maybe I should pick a woman.

02:43:20.980 Madonna.

02:43:21.880 Pick Madonna.

02:43:22.720 She looks terrible.

02:43:23.380 Jennifer Aniston.

02:43:24.420 Who's, like, an old asshole?

02:43:25.880 Deborah Birx.

02:43:26.740 She's hot, too.

02:43:28.140 Betty White.

02:43:28.920 Dr. Birx.

02:43:29.720 Really hot when she was younger.

02:43:30.580 Helen Mirrem.

02:43:32.680 What'd she do?

02:43:33.560 I mean, she was a fox.

02:43:34.720 Meryl Streep.

02:43:36.040 Wait.

02:43:36.540 Meryl Streep.

02:43:37.080 Nick, do you remember that?

02:43:37.680 I don't know if you were...

02:43:38.440 Well, Nancy Reagan.

02:43:39.560 Do you remember that photo?

02:43:40.740 It's, like, a white girl with...

02:43:43.060 You know that photo?

02:43:44.420 Never mind.

02:43:45.560 I don't know.

02:43:46.980 Draw it for us.

02:43:47.780 I'm going to try to find it.

02:43:49.240 I'm going to try to find it.

02:43:51.140 You're talking about, like, a hot girl.

02:43:52.460 Yeah, but I'm going to move it on, but I'm going to try to find it.

02:43:55.560 Will you be better looking in 10 years' time?

02:43:57.640 You're 29?

02:43:58.160 I think I'm going to look exactly the same.

02:44:00.500 In 10 years' time?

02:44:01.560 Probably.

02:44:02.320 20 years' time?

02:44:03.120 At 49?

02:44:03.680 Probably still the same.

02:44:04.640 Better looking?

02:44:05.500 Still the same.

02:44:06.060 Still the same.

02:44:06.820 30 years' time.

02:44:07.680 59?

02:44:08.360 I will still look like this until I'm 79, and then I will just look like a rotten avocado,

02:44:15.260 and you'll have to throw me away.

02:44:17.540 Oh, okay.

02:44:18.300 Hold on.

02:44:18.620 I found it.

02:44:19.480 Hold on.

02:44:20.460 Fuck.

02:44:20.820 What did I do?

02:44:21.460 God damn it.

02:44:22.700 No, no, no, no, no.

02:44:23.820 Oh, shit.

02:44:24.540 I opened up in fucking paint.

02:44:25.980 What the fuck?

02:44:27.360 And then your 29, were you better looking at 19?

02:44:31.260 Or better looking now?

02:44:32.500 Or the same?

02:44:33.200 Ooh.

02:44:33.480 I think I peaked out at, like, 31.

02:44:39.520 31 was the peak.

02:44:40.820 Yeah.

02:44:41.820 And then now it's just kind of settling in the dust, and I'm just riding the wave.

02:44:47.400 I'm all right with it.

02:44:51.680 All right.

02:44:52.620 And wait, so do we just keep going up?

02:44:54.740 Do we just keep going up, like, 59, 69?

02:44:58.160 I'm going to look like this until, like, I'm almost maybe, like, 70s, 80s, and then, yeah,

02:45:02.800 and then I'll look dead.

02:45:06.460 Like I said, I'll be a shrunken avocado.

02:45:08.240 It's like an avocado, you know, you put them on the counter, and you're like, oh, it's not

02:45:11.680 ready yet.

02:45:12.080 It's not ready.

02:45:12.680 It's not ready, and then, like, you go the next morning, and then it's all shriveled

02:45:15.980 up and wrinkled, and you're like, I've got to throw it away now.

02:45:19.040 That's me.

02:45:19.660 Basically, I'm just going to be dead one day.

02:45:22.040 What about you?

02:45:22.780 I'm circling the drain.

02:45:24.060 You're 57.

02:45:24.580 You can't be asking me if I'm going to be better looking in 10 years.

02:45:26.340 But will you be 10 years' time?

02:45:27.480 Better looking or the same?

02:45:28.620 I'm going to be the worst looking in 10 years.

02:45:30.440 And then 57, let's go back in time.

02:45:32.360 Okay, we can go back.

02:45:32.880 Better looking at 47?

02:45:35.060 No, I was not better looking at 47.

02:45:37.300 Better looking now.

02:45:38.300 I'm better looking now than I was at 47.

02:45:40.120 And then 37?

02:45:40.980 I was way better looking at 47.

02:45:42.480 Better at 37?

02:45:43.060 I peaked.

02:45:43.640 That was my peak.

02:45:44.580 And then 27, were you better looking at 27?

02:45:47.080 Better looking at 37 than 27.

02:45:49.360 But better looking at 27 than 57?

02:45:54.080 You know, well, yeah, because of the young factor.

02:46:00.160 The young factor.

02:46:01.400 Yeah, as opposed to the old factor.

02:46:02.840 All right.

02:46:03.420 And then 27 versus 47?

02:46:07.420 47 was not good.

02:46:10.160 Yeah, 27 was good.

02:46:10.760 But 37 better than 27?

02:46:11.960 37 was good, yeah.

02:46:13.400 All right, and then you're 24.

02:46:14.420 Better looking in 10 years' time at 34?

02:46:15.820 No.

02:46:17.000 Okay, makes it simple.

02:46:19.380 So here's the, do you have the photo?

02:46:21.240 Yep.

02:46:21.620 It's not in like the weird, oh.

02:46:23.400 Wait, wait, wait.

02:46:24.300 Who's that?

02:46:25.240 Who's that?

02:46:26.040 Can you try to like drag it?

02:46:27.540 Like, you can probably save it.

02:46:29.560 Do you know what I'm talking about?

02:46:31.300 Get it out of the Dropbox ecosystem.

02:46:33.520 You got it.

02:46:34.160 Yeah.

02:46:34.380 All right, so I'm fairly confident that I could show this image to the entire world.

02:46:46.900 And I think they picked the girl on the left as more attractive.

02:46:54.360 Really?

02:46:54.800 And so I, this would point to, again, beauty is subjective, but not purely subjective, because

02:47:07.560 there would be universality in people picking the woman on the left versus the woman on the

02:47:14.680 right.

02:47:14.940 It's possible some, somebody might pick the, you know, the woman on the right.

02:47:21.140 I'm not going to say it's 100% everybody in the world would pick the woman on the left.

02:47:28.260 But, I don't know, does anybody disagree?

02:47:32.820 I, I, I don't see the problem with the woman on the right.

02:47:37.040 Is the woman, is the person on the right a woman?

02:47:40.120 Oh, okay.

02:47:40.820 She was ugly as fuck.

02:47:42.500 That girl on the left was way better.

02:47:43.920 Her body was nicer.

02:47:44.940 And her face.

02:47:45.800 And she was younger looking.

02:47:46.900 So, we could be honest.

02:47:47.880 Oh, younger looking.

02:47:49.140 But she's somebody's type.

02:47:49.700 She was younger.

02:47:50.540 Huh?

02:47:50.740 Like, the other lady is somebody's type.

02:47:52.440 Somebody's going to find her, like, a 10 out of 10.

02:47:54.040 Hell yeah.

02:47:55.200 Well.

02:47:56.100 The other woman, I mean, I don't know.

02:47:58.400 Maybe I'm.

02:47:59.020 Statistically, they're going to pick the one on the left.

02:48:01.740 Right.

02:48:02.440 But we're not scientists.

02:48:03.500 All it is beauty in the eyes of the beholder shit.

02:48:07.700 That should be wrong as fuck.

02:48:08.580 That bitch was bad.

02:48:09.780 The one on the right was ugly.

02:48:11.300 Can pull it up again, maybe real quick.

02:48:12.880 But, yeah, she cute.

02:48:15.280 Yeah.

02:48:15.540 By the way, like, we were talking about, like, cultural differences.

02:48:18.240 And I agree there are cultural differences, like, in Asia or in Europe or in Latin America,

02:48:24.020 whatever it is.

02:48:24.660 But, like, certain traits, like symmetry, health indicators, proportionality, they're consistently preferred.

02:48:32.120 Yeah.

02:48:32.280 Because even in Latin America, the lighter you are, the more better looking you are.

02:48:36.220 So, even that woman on the right.

02:48:37.620 Take an example.

02:48:37.860 Across cultures, larger lips, like, full lips across cultures is deemed as more attractive.

02:48:46.080 I think it's, like, it does.

02:48:46.900 In Asia, in, in, no?

02:48:49.600 You disagree?

02:48:49.840 It's deemed as what?

02:48:50.660 In Korea, no.

02:48:51.860 In Korea?

02:48:52.340 I mean, I don't speak for them, but apparently, no.

02:48:54.920 They like loops?

02:48:55.960 Yeah.

02:48:56.460 In Korea, you want small, thin feet.

02:49:00.020 Well, I'm pretty sure even lips in Korea, they prefer.

02:49:05.360 Okay, let's say the black girl, she dressed up with, like, the same outfit as the other one.

02:49:09.400 And she did her hair, like, the lighting really didn't hit her face.

02:49:12.480 Can you even see, like, half of her face?

02:49:13.900 And she has a nice smile.

02:49:14.760 She's not ugly.

02:49:15.340 Like, I feel like we're judging her based of, like, what other people, I don't know.

02:49:20.680 Yo, get this girl some glasses prescription or something, bro.

02:49:23.980 You gotta get linked up with that girl.

02:49:25.320 She needs to visit seven.

02:49:26.600 You gotta.

02:49:27.580 I also think, like, we were kind of talking about.

02:49:29.840 Hold on, wait.

02:49:33.340 Hold on.

02:49:33.860 The outfit is the problem?

02:49:35.960 A little bit, like, I feel like.

02:49:38.200 I think that outfit looks good on her.

02:49:39.860 That's more flattering than what she, if she was going to wear on the left.

02:49:43.020 You can even see half of her face.

02:49:45.500 Can we zoom in?

02:49:46.620 Like, look at it.

02:49:47.180 Yeah, we can zoom in.

02:49:48.620 Well, the sun is angled on the left, so it is shadowing her face.

02:49:51.600 You know what?

02:49:51.820 Yeah, let's be charitable.

02:49:53.140 The lighting is way better.

02:49:55.340 The way you're judging this person is the way you judge yourself.

02:49:58.720 Yeah, exactly.

02:49:59.720 Same.

02:50:00.120 I agree.

02:50:00.760 Can I ask a question?

02:50:01.420 Yeah, she's beautiful.

02:50:02.560 Do you think there's anything we can know with common sense not having to just prove it?

02:50:07.960 Like, you don't have to go and everyone knows, like, the sky is blue.

02:50:11.840 You don't have to check someone's parts to know, for the most part, that they're a woman when you see them.

02:50:17.540 Like, that's just common sense.

02:50:18.700 There are things we should just be able to look at that picture and not to degrade the woman on the right, but just objectively, yes, she is less attractive.

02:50:25.600 I don't understand why we have to, like, prove all these things with science and statistics.

02:50:29.780 Like, you can still come to knowledge with just common sense, things we all just know to be true.

02:50:35.440 Common sense isn't common anymore.

02:50:37.000 That's the problem.

02:50:37.700 That's the problem.

02:50:38.260 She might be attractive to people where she lives because if she wasn't, then there wouldn't be a million other people who look like her.

02:50:46.180 So beauty is subjective.

02:50:47.920 We're looking at it through a Western lens.

02:50:49.840 We are seeing a Caucasian woman and a dark-skinned Aboriginal woman, and we're judging them based on that.

02:50:57.060 So if you go back to, like, kind of what I was...

02:51:00.100 Felicity, you take it.

02:51:00.800 I'm sorry.

02:51:01.000 I'm just saying that, like, what I wanted to say is that I think, like, ideally across cultures, like, what defines beauty and what makes that, it's, like, attraction of a man to a woman.

02:51:13.420 And for what?

02:51:14.720 For mating.

02:51:16.100 And when is a woman in her prime?

02:51:18.400 She's young.

02:51:19.640 She, you know, is probably in her 20s, 30s, whatever, right?

02:51:24.740 Like, there's certain features that can make that attraction easier.

02:51:27.980 And I think at the end of the day, like, those have just been passed down as what we find attractive overall in culture across the board in the world.

02:51:39.300 Yes, there are outliers, and she could be, like, the best mom or whatever, and that can make her 10 out of 10 to her husband.

02:51:47.940 So I just am saying that there's differences.

02:51:50.760 But at the end of the day, it also goes back to what is the physical attraction for?

02:51:56.660 And I think it is just, like, basically saying that, like, women in their prime, which is, like, their time to have babies, is, like, what I think beauty kind of was built around.

02:52:07.520 Well, and also, like, think about art.

02:52:09.380 Like, compare the Notre Dame Cathedral to, like, a hut on the side of the road.

02:52:14.200 Which one is more beautiful?

02:52:15.880 Like, objectively, there is an answer.

02:52:18.640 We all know it to be true.

02:52:20.060 You don't have to have a scientific study to say that a Gothic cathedral is more beautiful than, like, a motherhood.

02:52:26.260 Okay, I get your point.

02:52:27.240 But, like, there's objectivity in beauty.

02:52:29.500 You could have to say that if you're looking at a Gothic cathedral versus, like, minimalist architecture.

02:52:33.460 You're comparing apples to oranges.

02:52:35.280 If you want to compare two things of beauty, let's take the Sistine Chapel and then take the other one.

02:52:40.720 That is a comparison of two art, two pieces of art.

02:52:44.920 Well, you just pick two beautiful things.

02:52:46.620 Yes, but they're differently beautiful.

02:52:49.160 Are they not?

02:52:49.780 I mean, do they look exactly the same?

02:52:52.460 No, they don't.

02:52:53.140 But those can both be beautiful.

02:52:55.100 Right.

02:52:55.740 Yes, so can Mud Hutt.

02:52:57.440 That's our point.

02:52:58.200 We try too hard to be woke.

02:52:59.680 It's either ugly or pretty.

02:53:01.220 That's simple.

02:53:01.820 No way.

02:53:02.420 Yeah, that's simple because you can't base somebody looks off of because of the light in and this and that.

02:53:08.460 Bro, it's in your face.

02:53:09.540 And when you get older, you just become less attractive.

02:53:13.700 Exactly.

02:53:14.400 And that's normal for women, you know?

02:53:16.340 No, we age.

02:53:17.140 We age out.

02:53:18.020 So that's why take care of yourself while you can.

02:53:20.260 I mean, look at Salma Hayek, for example.

02:53:22.080 She's beautiful.

02:53:22.940 But she still aged, so it's obvious.

02:53:25.140 She looked good for her age, but she don't look like no 20-year-old no more.

02:53:28.040 And that's okay.

02:53:29.360 That is okay.

02:53:30.340 If she's an old woman who still is good, that's what matters.

02:53:33.420 But that lady was old and she was not attractive.

02:53:36.040 We don't got to, you know, break it down, the lighting and this and that.

02:53:39.860 Like, it's simple.

02:53:40.520 She was not attractive.

02:53:41.820 The one on the left was.

02:53:43.200 It don't got to be this woke prattle, whatever the hell Luke is talking about.

02:53:47.140 Oh, it's that Lucas guy again.

02:53:48.540 It's the Lucas guy that you like his face.

02:53:50.860 Woke prattle.

02:53:51.700 Yeah.

02:53:52.060 The one where you said he's ugly.

02:53:53.620 Let's dispense the woke prattle, correct?

02:53:56.920 Oh, my God.

02:53:57.540 Okay, guys.

02:53:57.980 Can I speak now?

02:53:58.420 Brutalist architecture, yes.

02:53:59.560 Yeah, please do.

02:54:00.320 I was trying to say that, like, imagine looking more like the one on the right.

02:54:04.460 And then now you're saying, oh, that lady is ugly.

02:54:06.640 Like, you know what I mean?

02:54:07.140 So many people look more like her.

02:54:08.620 Like, a lot of us don't look like the beauty center.

02:54:10.940 And we are constantly chasing something that is not even real.

02:54:13.240 People are getting, like, things done to look more attractive.

02:54:16.080 But, like, who cares?

02:54:17.860 Like, everybody's pretty.

02:54:19.080 Like, you guys are all pretty.

02:54:20.360 And the two girls are pretty by, like, their own thing.

02:54:22.760 You know what I mean?

02:54:23.140 It's not about being woke.

02:54:23.960 It's about, like, why are you judging them?

02:54:26.080 And you're also judging yourself.

02:54:27.100 Because you guys give yourself, like, your own rating, right?

02:54:30.360 I believe that everybody is, you know, how they look.

02:54:33.760 It's pretty people and it's ugly people.

02:54:35.200 But it's all about your confidence.

02:54:36.440 That's what matters the most.

02:54:37.500 Because when you're confident, can't nobody tell you nothing.

02:54:39.340 So rock that shit.

02:54:40.500 Well, and it's not saying that they're not valuable as humans.

02:54:43.380 To point out that they're less objectively attractive.

02:54:46.060 And that's okay.

02:54:46.740 And, like, I think one of the comments, too, about, like, beauty being objective.

02:54:49.580 Like, there's this, not to get too, like, philosophical.

02:54:53.160 But, like, Greek thought of truth, goodness, and beauty are these transcendental truths.

02:54:57.100 That they just are.

02:54:58.540 They're objective.

02:54:59.840 Truth, goodness, and beauty.

02:55:01.240 For most of human history, that was an understanding.

02:55:04.280 And only in the past couple, I don't know, decades, hundred years, are we, like, okay, now you have to prove everything that this is less beautiful.

02:55:11.820 Everyone knows, like, the Mona Lisa is more beautiful than, like, what a two-year-old draws.

02:55:17.020 It can be, you can still find it to be, like, cute and beautiful in a certain way.

02:55:21.440 But one is clearly, objectively less beautiful.

02:55:24.200 I agree.

02:55:25.540 Because if we boil it down to basic human nature, you know, let's take away modern, all this modern shit.

02:55:32.100 People in the wilderness, you wanted to procreate with the finest piece of specimen to create another fine piece of specimen.

02:55:38.460 That's just natural.

02:55:39.420 That's just human nature.

02:55:40.700 Because you wouldn't want to recreate with somebody that is, you know, mentally retarded.

02:55:45.920 You don't want to do that.

02:55:46.920 Because what does that mean for your own, you know, line or your own genes?

02:55:50.440 Skinny pale guys.

02:55:51.340 That's correct.

02:55:51.940 You want to create something that is beautiful.

02:55:54.140 And you're not going to go for something that is ugly if you want to create something that is beautiful.

02:55:57.700 That's just humans.

02:55:58.720 First of all, the beauty center has changed so much over time.

02:56:01.280 Like, if you look up, like, I don't know, a thousand years ago, what was the beauty center?

02:56:04.560 Like, I don't want to speak, like, factually because I don't know shit.

02:56:07.020 But, like, I'm saying, like, it used to be, like, people that were ugly and big used to be considered more attractive because it meant that they had food at home or whatever.

02:56:14.260 You know, like, they were healthier.

02:56:15.460 I don't even know.

02:56:15.900 You know what I'm saying?

02:56:16.780 Yeah.

02:56:16.880 There's certainly, like, levels of culture that change niches or, like, specific parts of preferences.

02:56:23.860 But in general, I think most of us can look at something and just say which one is objectively prettier, more beautiful.

02:56:29.160 Correct.

02:56:29.480 You don't got to get into deep semantics about it.

02:56:31.760 I don't think it's woke to say, I don't think that it's woke for a person to say, hey, there's two women.

02:56:37.500 I don't, I'm not going to compare two women to each other.

02:56:40.760 I don't feel like it's, I think it's in bad taste to compare people, especially other women, for me to sit here and say that one's prettier than that one.

02:56:48.640 What if either one of them was watching it right now and they were hurt by this?

02:56:51.860 I'm not going to compare women to one another.

02:56:53.900 But if you want to, I understand that.

02:56:55.780 I just feel like it might go against your religious statements that you've made.

02:56:59.840 Like, my beauty doesn't take anything to your beauty.

02:57:01.140 I'm not going to go for her religious statements because she's backing up her claims.

02:57:05.020 If somebody is less attractive, what do you think woke is?

02:57:08.400 I'm not talking about two individuals there.

02:57:09.820 I'm speaking just in general about beauty being an objective thing.

02:57:13.160 And this is not about judging someone's worth.

02:57:15.040 Everyone is made in the image of God.

02:57:16.960 And your beauty doesn't define your value as a person.

02:57:19.980 We all just sat here and said that we were going to decide who the entire world would deem more beautiful.

02:57:24.760 Correct.

02:57:25.140 And that's all we talked about.

02:57:26.240 It was the most basic question.

02:57:28.360 Who looked better?

02:57:29.400 That was simple.

02:57:30.100 It was a simple question.

02:57:31.140 And you being woke by, you know, lengthening the conversation by explaining beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

02:57:37.840 Fuck that.

02:57:38.480 That lady was unattractive.

02:57:40.120 It's that simple.

02:57:41.420 You don't got to complicate it.

02:57:43.280 Yeah.

02:57:43.900 Okay.

02:57:44.620 Now there we go with the semantics.

02:57:46.740 Like, she was unattractive.

02:57:47.800 Wait, so you actually think you're as pretty as Megan Fox?

02:57:50.200 Huh?

02:57:50.580 You actually think you're a pretty as Megan Fox?

02:57:52.040 Oh, yeah.

02:57:52.620 My confidence is up there.

02:57:54.240 That's you.

02:57:54.760 I trust you.

02:57:55.220 Like, I was saying, yeah.

02:57:56.020 Like, I put my hand up.

02:57:56.860 I feel like I was one of the two people that did.

02:57:58.340 Okay.

02:57:58.760 But that's your opinion.

02:58:00.180 And I, like...

02:58:00.920 It's not an opinion when it's right in your face.

02:58:03.280 It's not.

02:58:03.960 You know, y'all got to stop trying to confuse or misconstrue opinion with facts.

02:58:08.020 That lady was unattractive.

02:58:09.520 It's that simple.

02:58:10.500 You don't got to be so, you know, heartfelt with it or, you know, what do you call it?

02:58:16.900 Apologetic.

02:58:17.460 Stop the apologetic shit that you don't...

02:58:19.860 I don't think it's apologetic.

02:58:20.360 I think it's fair to say that I won't compare two women to each other.

02:58:22.960 And I don't think it's my place to decide what the world thinks is beautiful.

02:58:26.680 Maybe I think differently than other people do.

02:58:28.960 Yes, we discussed ageism and we discussed, like, older people being less attractive.

02:58:33.100 Then there wouldn't be granny porn, would there?

02:58:35.600 Okay?

02:58:35.940 So there's people out there who like...

02:58:37.320 Different strokes for different folks.

02:58:39.080 Some like Pepsi and some like Coke.

02:58:40.920 Hey, now.

02:58:41.260 Yeah, exactly.

02:58:42.300 So, I mean, there's...

02:58:43.360 It's just a difference.

02:58:44.320 A difference of opinion.

02:58:45.500 Not truly a fact.

02:58:46.900 No.

02:58:46.980 But that's not opinion, though.

02:58:48.340 It's just a fact.

02:58:49.380 Like, when you're less attractive, you're ugly.

02:58:51.620 That's a fact to you.

02:58:52.080 That's simple.

02:58:52.860 But it's funny that you're having this opinion.

02:58:55.120 And I'm thinking back to the beginning of the show when he, Brian, asked us our ages.

02:58:59.420 And then it's, you know, there's opinions and facts.

02:59:03.480 And it's like, you don't want to say you're eight.

02:59:05.240 Oh, that's smearing the conversation because I told him a fact.

02:59:08.400 My age.

02:59:09.080 Right.

02:59:09.900 I'm just saying, it's just funny hearing these opinions coming from you.

02:59:16.220 But I'm not talking about opinions.

02:59:17.900 I'm talking about facts.

02:59:18.860 I heard them coming from Brian to you.

02:59:20.300 But I told him a fact.

02:59:21.540 What does anything have to do with my opinion?

02:59:25.420 That was a fact.

02:59:26.820 So what are we talking about?

02:59:28.560 Nothing.

02:59:29.040 Because we can't misconstrue the conversation.

02:59:31.280 No, I'm not misconstrue.

02:59:31.920 I didn't say my age, but that's not an opinion.

02:59:35.000 That was a fact.

02:59:35.880 And I told him my age, which was a fact.

02:59:38.080 Right.

02:59:38.240 Keep going.

02:59:43.060 I don't know.

02:59:43.400 You guys are good.

02:59:44.400 It's all good.

02:59:46.320 So are we smearing the conversation or are we staying on point?

02:59:50.200 Because we was talking about basic shit.

02:59:52.340 Keep going, Karen.

02:59:53.700 It's just...

02:59:54.300 Karen.

02:59:54.900 Sorry.

02:59:55.400 I'm Karen.

02:59:56.280 Karen.

02:59:56.820 I know it's confusing with all of us sitting here.

02:59:59.220 No.

03:00:00.580 I'm just...

03:00:01.100 I just...

03:00:01.520 It's just...

03:00:02.440 It's just...

03:00:03.020 Don't take this the wrong way.

03:00:03.960 Because we were all friends before this, I guess.

03:00:07.500 But I just...

03:00:09.480 It's ironic sitting here and hearing Brian talking to you about simple questions that are facts.

03:00:18.600 And then hearing you run around the circle with it.

03:00:22.440 And then now we're talking about something and you're saying it was just a fact.

03:00:28.120 It's just...

03:00:28.680 And so it's just interesting that we heard from Brian earlier about...

03:00:32.800 Like, it was literally just, like, whatever he was telling you earlier was, like, what you're saying now.

03:00:38.160 And so it's, like, I just am confused why it was confusing for you earlier.

03:00:42.660 Okay.

03:00:43.060 So when I told Brian my actual age, was that an opinion or was it a fact?

03:00:48.240 I'm hoping it was a fact.

03:00:49.780 You're hoping it was a fact?

03:00:50.920 Or do you want to know that it was a fact or it was an opinion?

03:00:53.400 Or are you just not trying to admit that it was an actual fact when I said it?

03:00:58.320 I'm just...

03:00:58.920 I am just saying...

03:01:00.380 All you got to do is answer the question.

03:01:01.900 It's a simple question.

03:01:03.120 Was it a fact or was it an opinion when I told them my age?

03:01:06.260 I'm assuming you told them the truth, so it's a fact.

03:01:08.820 Thank you.

03:01:09.320 I don't need to see a driver's license.

03:01:11.000 That's it.

03:01:11.260 I'm talking about facts.

03:01:12.160 I'm not talking about opinions.

03:01:13.240 So if you're talking...

03:01:13.960 Right.

03:01:14.420 So it's just...

03:01:15.340 I'm with you.

03:01:16.000 That makes sense what you're saying.

03:01:16.980 I get you.

03:01:18.040 No.

03:01:18.500 Women, y'all are smearing the conversation.

03:01:20.600 We not stand no point.

03:01:21.960 What we were talking about was the basic level of attractiveness or not.

03:01:27.820 All of this...

03:01:29.160 Well, if the lighting was good, if she did lose weight, if her hair was tied up, if she

03:01:33.700 had on a different top.

03:01:34.740 No.

03:01:35.200 Nobody asked all that.

03:01:36.280 It was a simple question.

03:01:40.120 And I answered the question.

03:01:41.360 I mean, we all, everyone, every single one of us, when we walked in, we all judged each

03:01:46.540 other whether it was good or bad.

03:01:48.040 It isn't...

03:01:48.400 Like, y'all didn't mind calling me pretty, but y'all mind calling somebody ugly.

03:01:51.700 Why is that?

03:01:52.860 Because it makes them feel bad.

03:01:54.400 Okay.

03:01:55.040 It makes ourselves feel bad.

03:01:56.680 Does it make them feel bad, or is it just the truth?

03:01:59.400 And, you know, sometimes people can't handle the truth.

03:02:01.260 I rarely feel bad about things that I say.

03:02:02.120 Well, that's true, too.

03:02:02.300 I know what I feel, and I say what I feel.

03:02:04.460 So me saying that I won't compare those two women is simply based on my character.

03:02:09.740 That's a thing that's important.

03:02:10.420 It has nothing to do with your character if you call somebody unattractive.

03:02:13.200 For me, it is.

03:02:13.220 It's part of how I view this world, and I don't want to compare to women.

03:02:17.600 Yes, I'll judge myself all day long, but I'm not about to judge other women.

03:02:21.060 For what?

03:02:21.540 What does it get me?

03:02:22.700 I gain nothing out of it.

03:02:24.880 I think it just...

03:02:25.860 I don't know.

03:02:26.840 I think we were just objectively talking about beauty, and that's why it came up.

03:02:29.980 I don't think any of us would be sitting here judging that picture if it wasn't brought

03:02:35.680 up in conversation.

03:02:36.680 Right, yeah.

03:02:37.660 So.

03:02:37.940 Well, did you observe anyone's features when you walked in, like anyone's outfits or whatever?

03:02:44.720 That's judgment.

03:02:45.660 That's natural for girls.

03:02:46.940 We're always sizing each other up and looking at each other.

03:02:49.180 We dress for girls.

03:02:49.620 And looking for looks.

03:02:50.360 We don't dress for men.

03:02:51.400 We dress for other women.

03:02:52.600 I dress for men.

03:02:53.400 I don't know about y'all, but I dress for men and women.

03:02:56.020 Yeah.

03:02:58.160 Right.

03:02:59.180 Okay.

03:02:59.580 Well, I think the point you're making is probably, like, we all make judgments.

03:03:04.500 Correct.

03:03:05.060 Yeah, everyone does.

03:03:06.260 And, like, you can't have a world in which we don't make judgments.

03:03:09.400 And so, yes, you can be charitable in those and try to treat everyone with respect, but

03:03:14.700 it doesn't mean that we're not judging them.

03:03:17.900 And that's not inherently bad.

03:03:19.620 How we judge them is important, though.

03:03:21.580 So, I could judge somebody in my head, but I don't say it out loud because it would be

03:03:25.100 hurtful to them.

03:03:26.200 And not because I want to, you know, be gentle or easy.

03:03:30.180 Just because I choose not to emotionally devastate someone else.

03:03:33.860 I also feel like we can see who's really beauty, like, sorry, beautiful inside and outside

03:03:37.880 from the way they speak about other people.

03:03:41.640 Yeah, that's a judgment.

03:03:43.160 Yeah.

03:03:43.860 That's an opinion.

03:03:44.700 But is it a fact?

03:03:48.220 My opinion.

03:03:50.660 We're never going to know what a fact is.

03:03:52.480 We're never going to know.

03:03:53.680 Is there proof on that?

03:03:55.840 Can you pull it up?

03:03:57.800 Is there a case study we can read about?

03:03:59.580 Yeah.

03:04:00.360 Sorry.

03:04:02.080 Yeah, I mean, I'm sure we all have thought different things about each other based on

03:04:05.800 our looks and what we've all said.

03:04:07.660 I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

03:04:09.080 I don't think that somebody telling the truth, it makes them ugly on the inside.

03:04:13.340 In fact, it makes them a bold person because what people do is lie.

03:04:17.020 You sit here and say, you don't judge women, but, you know, if I was ugly, you wouldn't

03:04:22.380 have called me pretty.

03:04:23.460 And that would have been you judging me in the first place.

03:04:25.480 If I didn't look like a certain way, you would have been judging me in your head.

03:04:29.240 So just because you don't say it out loud doesn't make it not true, doesn't make it

03:04:32.260 not real.

03:04:33.440 I'm just saying what needs to be said.

03:04:34.920 It makes it not said out loud.

03:04:36.420 But that's not what I'm saying.

03:04:38.520 I don't think it makes you more bold, to be honest.

03:04:40.760 I mean, brashness never makes you more bold.

03:04:42.580 Yeah, it does because people often overlook the truth.

03:04:45.500 And what y'all are sitting here doing is talking about some, well, she would be pretty if this,

03:04:49.920 if that, if this, if that.

03:04:51.640 So nobody's saying nothing now.

03:04:53.340 I never said that.

03:04:54.120 I said that.

03:04:54.580 How do you really feel, Jade?

03:04:56.420 Yeah.

03:04:56.840 Tell us how you really feel, Jade.

03:04:58.120 Please.

03:04:58.400 It's just we're just going around in circles.

03:04:59.340 You're shaking your head there.

03:05:00.560 We're going around in circles.

03:05:01.280 Oh, she wants to move on.

03:05:02.160 Okay, here we go.

03:05:02.780 We've got Lucas.

03:05:03.420 You asked a very specific question and you're not getting a specific answer.

03:05:07.040 I know.

03:05:07.360 It's rough.

03:05:08.560 It's rough.

03:05:08.840 That's how it is talking to women.

03:05:10.320 They don't give you a specific answer.

03:05:11.820 They like to talk in circles and smear the conversation and move the goalpost.

03:05:16.640 I think she's very specific.

03:05:18.600 Yeah, she was.

03:05:19.260 I agreed with her.

03:05:20.960 Libby, right?

03:05:21.640 Yeah.

03:05:22.040 Yeah, thanks.

03:05:22.560 Well, we got Lucas here.

03:05:23.720 Let's dispense with the woke prattle.

03:05:25.800 Beauty is mostly objective with some variability across cultures.

03:05:29.980 It is determined by symmetry and ratio.

03:05:31.920 So, for example, the golden ratio in women, youth is also an important factor as it is

03:05:37.660 a marker of fertility.

03:05:39.600 Well put, Lucas.

03:05:40.880 Well put.

03:05:41.680 Thank you, Lucas.

03:05:42.800 Thank you for the soup chat.

03:05:43.540 He follows this up by saying, both my wife and I agree that the based Brit is the most

03:05:49.120 attractive on the panel and by orders of magnitude looks a bit like Keira Knightley.

03:05:54.840 Plus, she gets bonus points for her charming Mary Poppins accent.

03:06:00.280 That's so sweet.

03:06:01.400 Thank you.

03:06:01.920 So sweet.

03:06:02.820 Let me know if you want me to babysit your kids.

03:06:04.720 I'm kidding.

03:06:05.820 Did you get let go from your modeling agency or?

03:06:10.280 No, I still have one in Seattle and one in Hawaii, but my contract expired.

03:06:14.680 Oh.

03:06:15.240 Yeah, the other one.

03:06:15.640 I thought because you became based or whatever.

03:06:19.480 Oh, no.

03:06:20.440 Like you said you became more conservative since the last time you were on, so they dropped

03:06:24.540 you from your company or whatever?

03:06:27.620 Yeah, no, one of them did, yeah.

03:06:30.660 They didn't like that I was being outspoken.

03:06:31.960 Because you went to Mar-a-Lago or whatever.

03:06:33.980 I did, yes.

03:06:34.760 And hung out with a bunch of MAGA people.

03:06:37.640 I did, Alex.

03:06:38.500 You said you have a, wait, going through some of the notes here, then we're actually here,

03:06:42.200 I'll do that after.

03:06:43.200 Okay.

03:06:43.380 We got a little fun segment here where we have put you all through AI.

03:06:54.000 We've aged, advanced, all of, oh.

03:06:55.860 Oh, look at me.

03:06:57.500 I look like my grandma.

03:06:59.160 That's cute.

03:07:00.420 Aw.

03:07:01.020 No, it's all good.

03:07:02.560 That was fast, AI.

03:07:03.980 So, yeah, that's you, a little bit older.

03:07:08.400 Okay.

03:07:08.660 We got Miss Dallas Fort Worth here.

03:07:13.120 Madam Houston, AI.

03:07:14.780 Follow me everywhere on that.

03:07:16.240 Dallas, Miss Dallas Fort Worth on Instagram and Snapchat and MySpace and OnlyFans.

03:07:22.200 Oh, my God.

03:07:23.440 So, whoa.

03:07:26.260 We all know I ain't going to look like that in no damn 80.

03:07:29.520 You know black people age like fine wine and I'm going to be one of them.

03:07:32.400 It's true.

03:07:33.520 All my girlfriends I've ever had, all of them, aged very well.

03:07:39.260 I know.

03:07:40.400 Because I have a black wife.

03:07:42.320 Yeah, that's your truth.

03:07:44.140 It's my truth.

03:07:44.920 Okay.

03:07:52.740 Okay.

03:07:53.500 I'm going to get it.

03:07:53.880 You said you would be better looking at 80, though.

03:07:56.520 So, I mean, this is kind of fair.

03:07:57.440 I said I would have plastic surgery to cover it up.

03:08:00.300 Now, naturally, I don't know.

03:08:01.780 Because, I mean, you look kind of good.

03:08:05.020 For 80, that's pretty good.

03:08:06.360 I do look kind of good.

03:08:07.400 You do look kind of good.

03:08:08.340 I mean, outside of the wrinkles, you know.

03:08:10.600 The hair's on point.

03:08:11.900 My lines.

03:08:13.100 You look good at 87 or whatever that is.

03:08:16.680 Shit.

03:08:18.040 Okay, next.

03:08:23.780 Ooh.

03:08:25.800 You got me a smiley face.

03:08:27.860 Even that little pimple patch got all fucked up.

03:08:30.500 Look how bright it is on the left.

03:08:33.640 Now, it's all just, like, orange and shit.

03:08:36.000 The pimple patch aged, too.

03:08:37.860 It did age.

03:08:39.060 I look like my grandma.

03:08:41.480 Aw.

03:08:42.060 Chicks and milk.

03:08:44.100 Oh, thank you.

03:08:46.120 All right, next.

03:08:48.020 I looks accurate.

03:08:49.060 Oh, shit.

03:08:50.240 Okay.

03:08:50.920 All right.

03:08:51.200 That's pretty good.

03:08:52.560 Not bad.

03:08:53.400 Damn.

03:08:53.680 She looks like that girl from The Nun.

03:08:58.580 Oh.

03:08:59.280 No, no, no.

03:09:00.200 The demon from The Nun.

03:09:01.600 Next.

03:09:03.200 Aw.

03:09:05.040 Where'd it go?

03:09:06.780 No.

03:09:08.140 Not at all.

03:09:09.040 No, I'm half black, so it's not going to happen.

03:09:11.440 That's not what I will look like.

03:09:12.840 Wait, you're half black and half?

03:09:14.140 Half white.

03:09:14.780 Half black and half white.

03:09:15.860 Yeah.

03:09:16.020 So, I don't have all the melanin, but I got a lot.

03:09:20.240 Uh-huh.

03:09:21.860 Skin elasticity is, I mean, your skin ages based on the elasticity of your skin, so that's

03:09:26.740 how that works.

03:09:27.360 I don't know why you looked at me like that.

03:09:28.880 I'm like, am I wrong?

03:09:30.420 You were talking, so I was just looking at you.

03:09:32.140 Sorry.

03:09:32.440 Okay.

03:09:33.660 It's not that deep, bro.

03:09:35.060 I like it, though.

03:09:36.100 Next.

03:09:38.700 Aw.

03:09:39.580 You're a little cute.

03:09:40.580 You're a little cute.

03:10:10.560 You're a little Congratulations.

03:10:35.880 Okay.

03:10:36.340 All right.

03:10:36.620 That's enough.

03:10:37.020 Okay. Next, I guess.

03:10:43.760 Oh, God.

03:10:45.760 I don't even look like my mother. That's really friggin' old, though, right there.

03:10:49.780 If I can give you a compliment, though, you said you're 57, right? You look really good for 57.

03:10:54.100 You look amazing. I appreciate that.

03:10:55.940 It's all that very low-stress police dispatch.

03:11:00.340 It's no kids. No kids and not married until I was 49.

03:11:05.180 The low-stress police dispatcher.

03:11:09.720 That's a stressful job, right?

03:11:11.240 Oh, yeah.

03:11:12.320 People are calling you.

03:11:13.780 Nobody calls you happy.

03:11:15.420 Nobody ever calls you happy, and they just motherfuck you all day long.

03:11:18.940 Probably a lot of people. It's like the worst moment of their life.

03:11:21.140 It's the ultimate customer service.

03:11:23.260 But I'll keep you from killing yourself.

03:11:25.340 I'll do it.

03:11:27.100 Okay, next.

03:11:28.280 I forgot to eat.

03:11:28.740 It's okay.

03:11:31.620 Oh, pretty.

03:11:32.520 Not great.

03:11:33.240 Aw, that's cute.

03:11:35.280 That's nice.

03:11:36.260 The blue eyes are the only thing.

03:11:37.220 It always shrinks the eyes in a weird way.

03:11:39.920 It makes the wrinkles go around the outside of the eyes.

03:11:43.480 As your eyelids get hooded.

03:11:45.560 Yep.

03:11:46.080 So everyone's getting blephoplasties.

03:11:48.000 Yeah.

03:11:49.140 Does anybody here have that?

03:11:50.840 Wait, what's the blephoplast?

03:11:52.580 What is that?

03:11:52.980 It's basically the top of your eyelid droops down over the top.

03:11:56.160 You can get surgical correction for it.

03:11:57.720 I was thinking of the buccal fat removal.

03:12:00.860 Oh, yeah.

03:12:01.140 Oh, buccal fat.

03:12:02.140 That's over here.

03:12:02.900 Buccal.

03:12:03.320 Has anybody had that?

03:12:04.320 Buccal.

03:12:04.960 Nobody?

03:12:05.620 I don't know.

03:12:06.700 I look like I do, but I haven't.

03:12:10.100 Nice.

03:12:10.820 Okay.

03:12:11.900 And then do we have gender swaps, or was that it?

03:12:15.060 Gender?

03:12:15.440 We didn't have gender swaps.

03:12:16.700 No gender swaps?

03:12:17.800 No, we'll take.

03:12:19.000 Yeah, I'll take.

03:12:20.000 Sometimes we also do gender swaps, too.

03:12:22.100 That's what is fun, but.

03:12:23.260 I've seen myself as a bald male.

03:12:24.700 It's pretty funny.

03:12:25.480 Oh, we do have gender swaps.

03:12:28.140 We do have gender swaps while he's doing that.

03:12:32.620 Guys, go to twitch.tv slash whatever.

03:12:34.660 Drop us a follow and a prime sub if you have one.

03:12:37.200 That's twitch.tv.

03:12:38.800 Whoa.

03:12:39.420 Okay.

03:12:39.760 Hold on.

03:12:41.160 Boy.

03:12:41.680 Oh, boy.

03:12:42.060 Oh, boy.

03:12:43.080 Damn.

03:12:43.380 These are crazy.

03:12:44.400 Some of these are crazy, dude.

03:12:46.100 Okay.

03:12:46.660 We'll get to that in a moment.

03:12:49.320 We'll do some.

03:12:50.220 Actually, I'll just do some show notes while he's getting those pulled.

03:12:53.380 Jade.

03:12:54.340 Okay.

03:12:54.660 You have a business degree, you got a religious studies and philosophy.

03:13:00.060 Yeah.

03:13:01.760 We did the British memes.

03:13:03.800 British.

03:13:04.120 Great.

03:13:05.260 No plastic surgery?

03:13:06.680 No.

03:13:07.080 Okay.

03:13:07.760 Oh, you did a video.

03:13:08.880 We're not going to pull it up, but you did a video.

03:13:10.400 You called out Bonnie Blue, the woman who slept with, like, I don't even know.

03:13:14.360 I think it's bullshit.

03:13:15.160 1,057 people.

03:13:16.480 I don't think she actually did it.

03:13:17.440 In one day.

03:13:18.200 I don't think she actually did this shit, though.

03:13:20.980 She said she did it in 12 hours, and they had, like, about, what was it, 20 seconds each?

03:13:26.900 Mathematically, maybe?

03:13:28.860 But I think they just claim shit.

03:13:31.420 Right.

03:13:31.760 Marketing strategy.

03:13:32.480 And then they don't even have to do the thing that's bad.

03:13:36.700 They can just say they did it, and it'll still get the traction.

03:13:40.280 Like they played just the tip?

03:13:41.500 She pretended, one of these girls, I don't know if it was Bonnie Blue, or it was, we had

03:13:45.200 her on the show, Lily Phillips, who did the same kind of stunt.

03:13:48.240 My British friends.

03:13:48.700 She pretended to be pregnant.

03:13:50.360 Yeah.

03:13:50.860 She, like, had a little fake baby bump, and she's like, I got pregnant by, and it's like,

03:13:56.240 a lot of them, a lot of these OF girls, they're just lying about some of this stuff.

03:14:00.420 Hmm.

03:14:01.460 Like, because to get traction.

03:14:03.700 Okay.

03:14:04.020 It's a hoax.

03:14:04.660 That's a terrible example for young women, but okay.

03:14:08.180 Yeah.

03:14:08.440 Um, but, uh, you, you said something that deeply offended me.

03:14:12.560 Okay.

03:14:13.440 You said that her vagina looks like Arby's.

03:14:17.900 I googled it, though.

03:14:19.260 It kind of does.

03:14:20.300 Wait, you, I did.

03:14:22.160 You looked, wait, hold on.

03:14:22.960 Like Arby's?

03:14:23.700 Jade, you, you looked at her vagina?

03:14:26.920 It's a dollar.

03:14:28.100 I did, I had to.

03:14:29.220 Uh-oh.

03:14:29.980 You had to.

03:14:30.800 Michelle, what type of time you had?

03:14:32.440 Well, I was looking for the video to see if she had slept with that many people, and

03:14:37.100 I found a lot of the, like, can I say gangbangs?

03:14:39.900 Things.

03:14:40.180 Sure.

03:14:40.780 Yeah.

03:14:41.180 And, um, yeah, I mean, you see the guys pulling out, and it's like, you know, it's coming out.

03:14:46.340 You know what I mean?

03:14:47.920 I don't know what you mean, because I haven't seen her vagina, but.

03:14:50.340 Would you like to?

03:14:51.760 But I don't think her, her vagina is not like that because she's allegedly fucked.

03:14:56.660 Correct.

03:14:57.020 If you actually educated yourself on sex, the size of a woman's lobby, it does not mean

03:15:01.860 she has had a ton of bodies.

03:15:03.300 A woman who's a virgin.

03:15:04.500 Minor around the entrance, though, it was very much like coming out.

03:15:08.240 The lips.

03:15:08.720 Yeah, that doesn't mean that she has been sexually active all the time, every time.

03:15:13.020 Like that.

03:15:13.700 That's not actual sex education.

03:15:15.420 A woman who's a virgin.

03:15:16.400 Why are you even checking for a woman's vagina count anyway?

03:15:19.860 You had that much time to pull up her picture?

03:15:22.140 Penis count.

03:15:23.200 Well, penis count.

03:15:23.940 I wanted to see what was going on down there, because if you sleep with that many people

03:15:28.200 in one day, you're probably going to get sore.

03:15:30.820 Things are going to be swollen.

03:15:33.060 Well, most sexual people educate themselves, so I'm pretty sure if she's sexually active

03:15:37.200 like that, she's not just doing it raw or anything like that.

03:15:41.200 So that just shows what type of time you had as a woman looking up another woman.

03:15:44.880 Okay, so I'm not educated.

03:15:45.640 Got it.

03:15:46.460 I think.

03:15:47.120 Got it.

03:15:47.760 I said educated on the sexual matter.

03:15:49.780 I'm not educated.

03:15:50.480 I went to Cambridge and Oxford.

03:15:52.380 But, I mean, she's being a little sassy towards you, but a woman could be a virgin, and she

03:16:01.500 could have, like, large labia.

03:16:04.400 She could have, as you characterized it, some Arby's, right?

03:16:07.580 Yeah.

03:16:07.980 And a woman could have slept with a thousand dudes and have just, like, a little slit.

03:16:12.820 Oh, for sure.

03:16:13.440 You know.

03:16:14.260 Yeah.

03:16:14.440 And as a, you know, big labia matter.

03:16:20.400 Big labia matter.

03:16:21.260 Big labia mater's supporter.

03:16:25.100 I find this offensive.

03:16:26.920 Okay.

03:16:27.500 I find it offensive that you're referring to women's vaginas at Arby's sandwiches.

03:16:31.660 Okay.

03:16:32.040 Now you sound like Waco, Texas.

03:16:33.700 Would lack an apology immediately on behalf, I'm the representative of women with large

03:16:39.860 vagina, labias, excuse me, not the vaginas.

03:16:44.220 Sorry I offended you, but that's on you.

03:16:47.280 No.

03:16:47.480 I was just.

03:16:48.320 No, excuse me.

03:16:49.220 I want a proper British apology.

03:16:54.160 A proper one.

03:16:55.240 Okay.

03:16:55.480 Like how Bonnie Blue apologizes to people.

03:16:57.540 Looks like you're in a bit of a pickle.

03:17:00.580 In a pickle.

03:17:01.480 In a pickle, love.

03:17:03.000 No, I mean, if people want to get offended, that's fine.

03:17:05.200 If you have the labia minora or majora further up around your clit and all that area, that's

03:17:11.260 fine.

03:17:11.480 That's natural.

03:17:11.960 You're born with it.

03:17:12.740 But if you're going to sleep around with that many men, you're probably going to get

03:17:16.220 a lot looser down there.

03:17:17.820 There is no such thing as a loose vagina.

03:17:21.220 I hate it when it looks like beef and cheddar.

03:17:25.320 That's really cute.

03:17:27.540 It looks like beef and cheddar down there.

03:17:32.060 Can't have that.

03:17:33.040 I'm having some toast.

03:17:35.580 There it is.

03:17:36.180 There it is.

03:17:36.980 Keep going.

03:17:37.880 Keep going.

03:17:38.820 That's it.

03:17:39.460 That's how you got it.

03:17:41.820 She's so good.

03:17:46.260 I need that like on my like Halloween thing.

03:17:48.800 It's like a good cackle.

03:17:50.140 I love it.

03:17:50.960 You won't get any trick-or-treaters.

03:17:54.040 I'm just saying, you know, look, if the woman, she's got an Audi, she's got a large

03:17:57.520 labia.

03:17:58.940 We shouldn't shame people.

03:18:00.220 We shouldn't genitalia shame people, you know, for how they're born.

03:18:03.500 I was just making fun of Bonnie in particular.

03:18:05.980 Bonnie in particular.

03:18:07.420 Because I feel like she's very dangerous for young women.

03:18:09.800 Well, if you can make fun of Bonnie, you can make fun of women like her.

03:18:12.880 So there are a lot of women like her.

03:18:14.180 I'm just saying there's maybe, you know, as a representative of I'm an ally of women

03:18:20.740 with large labias, we don't appreciate that kind of language in our community.

03:18:27.140 Okay.

03:18:27.960 Yeah.

03:18:28.420 Well, I'm sorry that offends you.

03:18:30.020 Well, that's the typical narcissistic apology.

03:18:32.660 I'm sorry you were offended.

03:18:34.480 Okay.

03:18:34.820 I want you to take responsibility for the deeply hurtful words that you directed at the

03:18:41.240 women I advocate for.

03:18:43.220 You know, everyone's going to get offended over something.

03:18:46.240 I'm deeply offended.

03:18:48.140 I'm hurt.

03:18:49.180 I'm hurt.

03:18:50.720 You've just, by you saying that, there was some woman who was following you who loved your

03:18:55.440 base political takes.

03:18:56.720 Yeah.

03:18:57.160 But she had a giant labia.

03:18:59.200 And now, because of that, she just went and got a labiaplasty.

03:19:02.800 There's 10,000, by the way, in the United States every year.

03:19:05.460 It's a very sad thing.

03:19:06.800 Very tragic.

03:19:07.820 If I became president, ban it.

03:19:10.460 Ban it.

03:19:10.940 Okay.

03:19:11.160 It's banned.

03:19:12.080 Okay.

03:19:12.400 It can't happen.

03:19:14.500 See, she approves of my advocacy here.

03:19:16.160 I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or trolling right now.

03:19:18.520 I feel like I know where this is going.

03:19:19.880 Well, here's the thing.

03:19:21.160 All labia matter, but all labia can't matter until big labia matter.

03:19:24.520 Correct.

03:19:25.560 See?

03:19:26.000 What's up?

03:19:26.660 Okay.

03:19:26.880 See?

03:19:27.760 See?

03:19:28.080 See, we on the same page now.

03:19:30.660 She's my homegirl now.

03:19:32.540 I thought you were my Caucasian, but now I got to switch it up.

03:19:37.880 Now she's the homie.

03:19:39.480 Now she's the homie.

03:19:40.360 I mean, you did say your wives was black, so you should have been on my side from the

03:19:43.680 jump.

03:19:45.600 Anyways.

03:19:46.480 Okay.

03:19:47.620 I'm just saying, you know, put a little respect.

03:19:50.840 Put a little respect.

03:19:52.000 I can't respect Bonnie Blue and what she does.

03:19:53.740 No, not Bonnie Blue.

03:19:54.540 Yeah, she's a degen.

03:19:55.860 She's a degenerate.

03:19:56.760 Okay.

03:19:56.940 But there's way more other ways to attack her.

03:20:00.280 You know what I mean?

03:20:01.180 It's just a common thing people have said, and it's kind of funny.

03:20:04.540 Yeah, but you know, in the same way, like the small dick energy thing, we got to get rid

03:20:07.820 of that.

03:20:08.820 Small dick energy.

03:20:09.540 Small dick energy.

03:20:10.520 What's that?

03:20:11.440 We can't be shaming men or women for their genitalia.

03:20:14.360 Okay.

03:20:14.580 Because men can't change their penis size.

03:20:16.180 Women can't change their labia size.

03:20:17.900 So I should censor myself.

03:20:20.140 No, you just, I'm saying you shouldn't be, you know, non-immutable characteristics should

03:20:26.520 be off limits.

03:20:27.720 Okay.

03:20:28.860 I was making a very specific joke about Bonnie because I don't like what she's doing, especially

03:20:34.860 to young women.

03:20:36.200 Anyways, moving on.

03:20:36.640 What is she doing?

03:20:37.400 Are you a model or a supermodel?

03:20:40.260 Sorry.

03:20:40.840 Sorry.

03:20:41.220 Can you repeat that?

03:20:41.880 I didn't hear you.

03:20:43.920 Absolutely.

03:20:45.060 Are you a super, a model?

03:20:47.460 Okay.

03:20:47.780 Never mind.

03:20:48.160 Are you a model or a supermodel?

03:20:50.800 I'm not a supermodel.

03:20:51.680 What's the difference between a model and a supermodel?

03:20:55.820 Um, I think a supermodel is, um, a model who've, who's got lots of covers and she's worked

03:21:01.260 in multiple different countries.

03:21:03.060 Um, has a very high day rate.

03:21:06.760 Day rate.

03:21:07.720 Yeah.

03:21:07.920 Like if she's booked for a photo shoot, it's probably going to be in the six figures.

03:21:11.020 Six figures.

03:21:11.720 Probably.

03:21:12.460 Whereas like a regular model, like for econ, probably getting a couple thousand to a

03:21:17.440 couple thousand a day.

03:21:18.580 Okay.

03:21:19.380 Yeah.

03:21:19.660 Where do you, are you like in the five figure?

03:21:22.480 Um, it depends on the project, but, um, yeah.

03:21:25.800 E-com it's like a couple thousand a day.

03:21:28.180 Okay.

03:21:29.140 Rock and roll.

03:21:30.060 Yeah.

03:21:30.220 Aren't you worried though with like AI and shit?

03:21:32.880 Like about what?

03:21:34.180 Like being a model.

03:21:35.300 No.

03:21:35.700 Cause I'm aging out.

03:21:36.600 That's for the next generation to worry about.

03:21:38.920 Do you think there's, there's gotta be a worry there.

03:21:41.360 Like the AI stuff is close to being.

03:21:45.280 They almost got the fingers down, but the fingers are good now anyways.

03:21:49.440 But it is cheaper to use for companies.

03:21:51.560 And as someone who, you know, understands business, I understand why they're using AI

03:21:56.800 models.

03:21:58.500 Got it.

03:21:59.320 Yeah.

03:22:00.120 You said, I don't know if we need to get into this.

03:22:02.400 You're friends with Emily saves America.

03:22:04.840 And I guess, I mean, that was in your original messages though.

03:22:07.920 Me and her have some, is she in LA or in, you said you're in, like you're, you live in.

03:22:13.820 And I was living in Seattle.

03:22:15.280 I just moved back to LA.

03:22:17.220 You're in LA.

03:22:18.120 Yeah.

03:22:18.340 Or are you further North?

03:22:20.860 No.

03:22:21.660 Oh, okay.

03:22:22.180 For some reason I thought you were between like, what is it?

03:22:24.660 Like Ventura and like Camarillo or in that.

03:22:27.260 No.

03:22:27.720 Okay.

03:22:28.540 Oxnard?

03:22:29.460 The Nard.

03:22:30.280 Oh.

03:22:30.800 Okay.

03:22:32.000 Let's see.

03:22:32.960 We talked, maybe we'll come.

03:22:34.860 Oh, old episode notes.

03:22:36.400 We'll come to some of that later.

03:22:39.060 Okay.

03:22:39.700 We have Karen.

03:22:41.220 Going to Karen.

03:22:42.420 Wait, Karen?

03:22:43.100 Oh, this Karen?

03:22:43.720 Hold on.

03:22:44.060 I need to go this Karen first.

03:22:45.420 Then I'll go the, Corinne.

03:22:46.700 Corinne.

03:22:47.200 You're never going to get it right.

03:22:48.140 I need to, just call me car.

03:22:50.040 Okay.

03:22:51.480 You said you started playing golf, the revenge story.

03:22:54.660 Oh yeah.

03:22:55.400 That was pretty funny.

03:22:56.440 I think I just, I, so basically when I started playing golf, I kind of did it because I, the

03:23:04.740 guy broke up with me because it was very complicated, but basically one guy said that he was, that

03:23:12.560 I dated before, said that he was still talking to me, but I wasn't.

03:23:17.060 And so he thought I like was cheating on him and I wasn't.

03:23:20.960 And so he broke up with me.

03:23:22.080 And so I was like, fuck this guy.

03:23:24.760 Like, he likes golf.

03:23:25.860 I started playing golf because like his family plays golf.

03:23:28.960 And I was like, if he's not going to like talk to me, I'm just going to like become

03:23:34.720 this like hot golf babe and like blow up my Instagram to like, you know, be like, ha ha.

03:23:41.900 And it blinked and it happened, but we did get back together and then it just didn't like

03:23:47.460 we aren't friends anymore or anything like that.

03:23:49.940 But yeah, it was a very interesting way to get into the world of golf, which I don't

03:23:56.020 know.

03:23:56.140 Do you guys play golf?

03:23:57.300 Yeah.

03:23:57.780 Yeah.

03:23:58.420 Nope.

03:23:58.960 What's your handicap?

03:24:00.180 Oh, I'm not very good.

03:24:01.540 I just go to the driving range.

03:24:03.200 Okay.

03:24:03.580 And we go to Torrey Pines every now and then.

03:24:06.240 That's right.

03:24:06.800 You wrote prior to your social media career, you were, you were an alpha female or you still

03:24:13.660 are an alpha female.

03:24:15.180 I feel like, well, I feel like I was, I think the concept of what, I'm sorry.

03:24:19.960 I think where I was going with that is like in relationships, I feel like I always kind

03:24:24.860 of have been an independent woman and like took care of myself.

03:24:29.800 I've been like financially independent since I was like 18 and just like always worked.

03:24:33.960 Um, and I think I was really working hard before my social media career.

03:24:38.580 I, uh, ran my, I worked in marketing and did marketing for a software company and then

03:24:45.740 an oil and gas company.

03:24:46.720 Then I started my own marketing agency and I had like 12 clients and it was very difficult

03:24:51.560 because I was like working like 13 hour days and stuff and it was like seven days a week

03:24:57.060 and it was way too much work for me.

03:24:58.740 So I felt more of like an alpha female when I was like almost the provider in like the

03:25:04.300 relationship that I was in.

03:25:05.900 And then like now I think with social media and just like kind of, I don't know, I, I

03:25:11.420 definitely have become like less alpha and just more like laid back and relaxed the last

03:25:16.200 like five years.

03:25:17.060 I don't know if they go hand in hand, but yeah, it's true.

03:25:20.180 I don't know.

03:25:21.120 Okay.

03:25:21.640 So you said you want the guy to be the alpha in the relationship.

03:25:24.360 Right.

03:25:24.780 Take care of that.

03:25:25.920 Yeah.

03:25:26.900 I think have a boys, I think in order, like, I don't know if any of you girls can relate,

03:25:31.360 but I think that like when you are like an independent woman who's like taking care of

03:25:35.620 yourself, like the man needs to step up for you so that you can kind of just let your

03:25:42.140 guard down and just like not have to feel like you have to be the protector or like the

03:25:46.060 breadwinner.

03:25:47.160 True.

03:25:47.600 You shouldn't no woman feel like that in the first place because you're a woman.

03:25:50.240 You're not, you can't do what a man can do.

03:25:52.060 So to think that you're an alpha female, it's like, it's silly because you're not an alpha.

03:25:56.900 An alpha is a man's position.

03:25:58.320 I know I was for lack of better terms, but I think independent is probably better, like

03:26:02.000 independent woman.

03:26:03.080 And why would you want to be an independent woman if you want a man?

03:26:05.680 I don't, I don't want to be one.

03:26:07.340 I just, I've just like had to be one.

03:26:09.260 I've been on my own since I was like 18, not on my own.

03:26:11.940 I have family, of course, but you know, financially independent and doing my own thing.

03:26:16.760 Like, it's not like I can depend on someone else, you know?

03:26:21.420 Is it, was you, you couldn't get anybody to depend on you or you couldn't get anybody to

03:26:26.820 depend on or is that you chose not to?

03:26:29.160 You said it right the first time.

03:26:30.140 I could get people who could depend on me.

03:26:32.240 So why didn't you use that?

03:26:34.340 Why didn't you have people, why didn't you depend on people if you could get that, if

03:26:37.780 you could get that to happen for you?

03:26:39.000 No, I was saying the first time you said it wrong was right though, because people were

03:26:42.600 depending on me.

03:26:43.420 Like I was hustling so hard and this was almost like I was the breadwinner in my relationships

03:26:47.780 for multiple reasons.

03:26:49.740 Like they would be like, you know, starting a career or whatever it was like, oh, I'm

03:26:55.780 going to be like making more money later.

03:26:57.420 So then I was like the main one that was making the money when I had like all my marketing clients

03:27:02.240 and stuff like that.

03:27:03.120 So you want a man to depend on you or you want a man to depend on, but you also didn't

03:27:08.720 mind providing.

03:27:10.340 It can't be both ways.

03:27:11.740 You either, you know, want a man and you depend on him and then it's not just even financially

03:27:17.460 or you be an independent woman and not depend on a man, but you cannot have it both ways.

03:27:23.240 You can't say you're an alpha woman and ask a man to do all of this for you because what

03:27:28.700 that sounds like to him is that you don't need him and what a man wants to do is be needed.

03:27:32.680 Right.

03:27:33.100 But I've, and I, I've never asked a guy, I've never depended on a man financially, like

03:27:37.220 for like in a relationship, you know what I mean?

03:27:40.040 And like, I'm not, but I, I'm, I'm also like, I'm not, I don't know.

03:27:44.180 My take on it is like, I do want to be like, I want like a traditional like relationship,

03:27:50.520 I think where the man kind of just goes to work.

03:27:53.740 Of course, I'm going to have my own money.

03:27:55.060 Of course, I'm still going to have like my own like world and job and life.

03:27:59.820 But I, I, I'm not getting at it like from a financial standpoint.

03:28:04.760 I'm just saying like, he just needs to step up and be the provider and in the relationships

03:28:08.660 that I've been in, I don't feel like I can let my guard down around them until he does

03:28:13.700 that.

03:28:14.480 So you saying that you would be in a relationship, but you would still have your own.

03:28:19.120 What's the point of being in a relationship?

03:28:21.700 Well, I mean, you're still, you're still with that person.

03:28:27.620 You want, I mean, I'm a monogamous, monogamous.

03:28:29.840 Oh my gosh.

03:28:30.320 What do you mean your, your own?

03:28:31.920 Cause like, well, she said financially, no, she said that, yeah, she'd be in a relationship

03:28:36.400 with somebody, but she still have her own, her own life, her own this.

03:28:40.020 But if you're in a relationship with somebody, you share a life with them.

03:28:43.000 So why is it exclusion?

03:28:44.480 If you're in a relationship with that person, I don't think it is in a relationship.

03:28:47.820 I'm just saying that I'm still going to have my own life and like bank account probably.

03:28:52.620 And like my, my husband and I have completely separate bank accounts.

03:28:56.100 We don't meld anything.

03:28:58.140 No, we don't.

03:28:58.620 Oh, okay.

03:28:59.200 We don't.

03:28:59.700 We just work it out.

03:29:00.960 And I say to him, give me money.

03:29:02.340 And he gives me money.

03:29:03.460 And it's just like, there's certain things I take care of and certain things he takes

03:29:07.980 care of.

03:29:08.560 And if I need money for something, he gives it to me.

03:29:10.620 But we have completely separate bank accounts.

03:29:13.000 We didn't meld them at all.

03:29:14.060 And what's the point of being married if you can't share an account with your husband?

03:29:16.880 You know, I can share an account with him, but it's just a pain in the ass.

03:29:20.220 It was just easy this way.

03:29:21.080 It ain't that much of a pain in the ass.

03:29:22.240 All you got to do is put all that money in one pot.

03:29:24.020 But then I, we got to, we got to transfer from his and then from mine.

03:29:27.980 Now it just sounds like excuses because you in the relationship and you hold married and

03:29:32.900 you saying that you got a separate account.

03:29:35.300 I think a lot of married people have separate bank accounts.

03:29:38.600 And that's what's wrong with marriages nowadays.

03:29:40.620 I think we need to change the traditional route of marriage.

03:29:47.720 By the way, Jade, I don't know, your, your boyfriend sent me a DM.

03:29:51.920 Ooh.

03:29:53.260 Which one?

03:29:53.740 Good job.

03:29:54.400 Good job, Jade.

03:29:55.120 Handsome guy.

03:29:56.660 Wait, what?

03:29:57.560 Very, very good job.

03:29:58.920 I'm proud of you.

03:29:59.740 Well done.

03:30:01.100 Okay.

03:30:01.500 What?

03:30:02.340 Oh, okay.

03:30:02.880 James.

03:30:03.660 Oh, yeah.

03:30:05.620 Thank you.

03:30:06.240 Well done.

03:30:06.640 Thank you.

03:30:07.060 Well done.

03:30:07.840 Thank you.

03:30:09.120 Handsome guy.

03:30:09.980 I'll just say that.

03:30:11.080 Handsome guy.

03:30:11.780 Do you have a little tickle in your pickle right now?

03:30:13.640 No.

03:30:14.220 I only, like I said, I only date black women, so.

03:30:17.960 Oh, I understand.

03:30:18.540 I'm sorry.

03:30:18.780 He's, he is an Asian man.

03:30:20.560 So, unfortunately.

03:30:21.560 Yeah.

03:30:21.880 If I was gay, I'm stealing him from you.

03:30:26.020 Oh, okay.

03:30:26.660 I'll keep that in mind.

03:30:28.160 That's crazy.

03:30:29.580 That's wild.

03:30:30.660 Okay.

03:30:30.880 I didn't say that.

03:30:31.520 Anyways.

03:30:33.320 Okay.

03:30:34.720 The fuck?

03:30:35.520 That laptop came out of nowhere.

03:30:38.180 Wow.

03:30:38.700 He really derailed you.

03:30:40.060 Karin.

03:30:40.920 Yeah.

03:30:41.980 You said you always dated athletes, celebrities, and also normal guys.

03:30:45.860 From blue-collared guys to country singers to professional athletes.

03:30:52.300 Okay.

03:30:52.880 Which athlete?

03:30:53.500 NBA?

03:30:54.160 What are we talking here?

03:30:56.100 Well, I was engaged to a guy that played for the NFL.

03:30:58.860 NFL, and then, uh.

03:31:01.300 Wait, he paid for the NFL?

03:31:02.820 He played.

03:31:03.380 Oh, played in the NFL.

03:31:05.420 Quarterback?

03:31:06.940 Wide receiver?

03:31:09.140 He was.

03:31:10.300 Why?

03:31:10.760 Because they're white?

03:31:11.440 No, I'm just kidding.

03:31:13.040 Quarterback?

03:31:13.960 No.

03:31:15.140 I mean, Michael Thicke.

03:31:16.100 I just think that's what he says.

03:31:17.300 He's a very good quarterback for those crazy animals.

03:31:19.480 Oh, my gosh.

03:31:19.820 It's been so long I thought about his position.

03:31:21.900 He was like a, um.

03:31:25.060 Tight end?

03:31:27.300 Defensive tackle.

03:31:28.040 He was on defense, but it wasn't, he, yeah, I honestly don't remember.

03:31:34.080 This is great for me because I've been trying to forget, so, um, no, I, I don't know what

03:31:40.060 his position was, but I know it was on defense, but.

03:31:42.960 How many, how many different, how many different NFL guys have you dated?

03:31:47.760 Um.

03:31:48.340 More than one?

03:31:49.040 No.

03:31:50.320 Two?

03:31:51.300 Two?

03:31:52.320 Maybe.

03:31:53.420 No, no, no guys on the NBA.

03:31:54.700 NHL?

03:31:56.060 NHL.

03:31:56.500 A couple hockey players?

03:31:57.460 A couple hockey players.

03:31:58.020 How many, how many hockey players?

03:31:59.600 I mean, I played lacrosse and lacrosse is a lot like hockey and.

03:32:02.500 Lacrosse.

03:32:02.940 Yeah.

03:32:03.480 So, um.

03:32:05.240 There you are.

03:32:05.960 Similar, actually it is true.

03:32:08.080 There's similar rules.

03:32:09.080 They have restraining lines.

03:32:10.760 It's, they have like hard boundaries.

03:32:13.920 Believe me.

03:32:14.620 I mean, like lacrosse's rules are basically.

03:32:16.560 MLB?

03:32:16.580 Uh, MLB.

03:32:17.980 Some, some baseball players?

03:32:19.660 Yeah.

03:32:19.940 Uh, how many baseball players are we talking to?

03:32:23.400 Um.

03:32:25.360 Like two.

03:32:27.060 Two, again.

03:32:28.100 Okay.

03:32:28.140 And you said some celebrities?

03:32:29.860 Anybody we'd know?

03:32:31.540 Um, like a couple, like a, like a couple singers.

03:32:35.520 Some singers?

03:32:36.160 Yeah, singers.

03:32:37.240 No.

03:32:37.720 No rappers?

03:32:38.320 No rappers.

03:32:39.220 Country singers.

03:32:39.960 And, um, I'm trying to think.

03:32:45.640 I don't really, I don't know because I don't really view like, I don't know what most people

03:32:50.780 might think is like a celebrity or whatever.

03:32:52.740 Like I don't really, like it's not.

03:32:54.900 Young Gravy?

03:32:56.120 No, I actually can confirm.

03:32:57.580 I have not hooked up with nor ever dated Young Gravy.

03:33:01.280 And I wanted to drop that news here on this podcast right now.

03:33:04.280 Thank you for sharing that.

03:33:05.540 Um, and, uh, here's, I guess, okay, so you've dated a bunch of athletes, celebrities, uh,

03:33:12.340 you said that you struggle finding quality men.

03:33:17.080 They're not quality men.

03:33:18.380 Well, I think for me it's harder too because I play golf.

03:33:21.020 And so there's a lot of really good guys in golf, but it makes your dating pool in that,

03:33:29.160 like most women, they can just go on Tinder and like, you know, they have a hundred percent

03:33:32.560 dating pool, but how many guys like play golf?

03:33:35.000 So it's like, it cuts it down.

03:33:36.940 Tiger Woods?

03:33:37.680 It's a 30%.

03:33:38.380 Tiger Woods?

03:33:39.080 I, I'm not going to say.

03:33:41.160 You gave him blowy?

03:33:41.920 I'm just kidding.

03:33:42.260 No, I wish.

03:33:43.000 No, no.

03:33:43.400 You wish?

03:33:43.900 No, but I mean.

03:33:45.300 I can link you up if you want.

03:33:46.560 I, I mean, he's definitely like one of my idols.

03:33:49.620 Yeah, but he's just looking for something casual right now.

03:33:51.480 Are you like DTF?

03:33:53.960 Like he's not trying to like do wifey, like, you know, he just wants like a quick blowy.

03:33:58.060 I think he has a, he has a girlfriend right now.

03:33:59.380 Yeah, but that didn't stop him in the past.

03:34:01.340 She's really nice though.

03:34:02.420 I wouldn't do that.

03:34:03.360 But like, let's say he was single.

03:34:05.160 Like, could I link you guys up or?

03:34:06.840 If he was single.

03:34:07.680 But just for like a quickie.

03:34:09.360 No.

03:34:10.620 I mean, can I play golf, his golf course?

03:34:12.900 The fuck?

03:34:13.780 Or?

03:34:14.560 Just kidding.

03:34:15.120 Anyways.

03:34:15.360 You said struggles, you struggle finding quality men and dating while being an independent

03:34:20.500 and conservative woman with traditional outlooks, but.

03:34:24.700 Those are big words.

03:34:25.500 Hold on.

03:34:28.040 Rewind the tape.

03:34:29.000 Conservative and traditional?

03:34:34.000 I don't know.

03:34:34.820 A little bit.

03:34:35.320 Are you traditional?

03:34:36.500 I mean, compared to.

03:34:37.600 With the OF?

03:34:39.120 I mean, again, going back to what I said originally is like you can, once you like start an OF,

03:34:45.140 you get kind of put in this box and there is always going to be outliers.

03:34:48.360 Do you show your vagine?

03:34:50.960 No.

03:34:51.580 You don't show your vagine?

03:34:52.680 No.

03:34:53.880 Really?

03:34:56.620 Girl, you could have had a bunch of subscribers by saying maybe.

03:34:59.960 Maybe I do, maybe I don't.

03:35:04.240 I don't know.

03:35:04.860 I've seen your Instagram and that's public.

03:35:09.620 There's camel toe on there, bro.

03:35:11.260 That's not traditional.

03:35:12.380 You can't.

03:35:13.300 That's not traditional.

03:35:14.020 I think a lot of it is just like that is.

03:35:17.160 You pull those fucking things up.

03:35:19.860 My shorts up more?

03:35:20.620 Yeah.

03:35:21.480 I know.

03:35:21.980 So, yeah.

03:35:23.020 Girls got to breathe.

03:35:23.860 You don't got to hold on to that traditional idea.

03:35:25.860 I'm going to go home.

03:35:26.420 If you like showing your body and showing it off, that's okay.

03:35:29.840 Yeah, but she can't claim traditional, though.

03:35:31.880 I think this is where.

03:35:32.320 You can't claim traditional or conservative.

03:35:34.800 Yes, you cannot.

03:35:35.360 I agree with that, but I understand that.

03:35:36.240 I mean, she could want to deport all the immigrants and still be a strumpet.

03:35:41.000 But.

03:35:41.260 Like, that's okay.

03:35:41.820 Like, you can be the biggest hoe ever and be like, I don't want any illegal immigrants.

03:35:49.780 I want, I don't know, you could be against abortion, I guess.

03:35:54.560 You could not be a Wokey and still show your butthole on the internet.

03:36:00.540 Like, it's possible you can be both.

03:36:02.860 So, I guess conservative.

03:36:04.820 What are you really conserving, though?

03:36:06.440 Maybe you.

03:36:07.240 I guess, like, in person.

03:36:08.200 You're a Republican.

03:36:09.740 You're a Republican.

03:36:10.900 I think who I am as a person, like, I am very conservative and traditional as a person.

03:36:16.680 But when you look at my online identity, it's, like, way different than, like, who I am.

03:36:23.360 And I think that's what's interesting and, like, why I consider myself like an outlier.

03:36:27.180 Conservative, that could be debatable because maybe, like, your actual politics, if we're

03:36:31.280 speaking specifically about politics.

03:36:34.020 Like, yeah, you agree with, like, the Republican, you know, just across the board, all the positions.

03:36:40.760 Traditional, not willing to grant that you're traditional while you're showing your butthole

03:36:44.640 on the internet.

03:36:45.100 I wouldn't really necessarily, like, butthole.

03:36:48.640 I think that's, like...

03:36:49.380 Not necessarily butthole?

03:36:50.500 Like, be proud of how you do.

03:36:51.640 Half a butthole?

03:36:52.460 You show a portion of the butthole.

03:36:54.540 I'm telling you, like, what is your, like, idea of an OnlyFans girl?

03:36:59.300 Like, what is she doing on there?

03:37:00.520 Well, we've had OnlyFans girls who come on the show and then they lie about their content.

03:37:04.980 Oh, I don't do that.

03:37:06.060 And then it's, like, literally, I don't know if, like, somebody in the Discord or on Instagram

03:37:10.880 can be like, actually, Brian, I found her.

03:37:14.120 Like, she's doing hardcore corn.

03:37:16.500 Correct.

03:37:17.020 She's doing XYZ.

03:37:18.620 Because these hoes don't be proud.

03:37:20.160 They don't be proud.

03:37:21.040 They be ashamed of what they do because they look at their OnlyFans as just a job and not,

03:37:25.580 like, you know, something to be proud of.

03:37:27.460 If you're showing your body off, show your body off.

03:37:29.600 But if you're going to do something, do it.

03:37:31.280 Do it.

03:37:31.840 Do it.

03:37:32.600 Do that shit.

03:37:33.300 Do that shit.

03:37:33.920 Ten toes down.

03:37:34.820 Do that shit.

03:37:35.500 Be proud.

03:37:36.020 All these OnlyFans hoes always talk about something.

03:37:38.400 I don't do this.

03:37:39.220 I don't do that.

03:37:40.000 It's okay if you do, but just be proud of it.

03:37:42.220 Be proud of it.

03:37:42.820 Where are you running away from the truth from?

03:37:44.540 Why are you running away from the truth from?

03:37:45.040 If you show your pussy lips, if you put your pussy lips on live, put your pussy lips on live.

03:37:49.980 Spread those pussy lips.

03:37:51.480 When I first started my OF, I didn't even show my boobs.

03:38:00.020 Like, I literally was, like, I'm very, like, I don't, you know, I think, I think that it

03:38:06.460 was, like, very, I think that you just get placed into this, and I think I've made a

03:38:10.540 lot of money from people assuming I am doing these things.

03:38:15.700 You go wrong by letting people place you in that box.

03:38:18.200 Don't let nobody put you in a box.

03:38:19.520 I don't, and that's why I say, like, I have.

03:38:20.780 Okay, then if you want to show your titties, you show your titties.

03:38:23.180 That's right, but you got our OnlyFans.

03:38:24.900 We already know what's going down on OnlyFans.

03:38:26.440 Discord.

03:38:27.000 You show your ass, you show your titties.

03:38:28.700 Ain't nothing wrong with that.

03:38:30.340 Is she posting?

03:38:34.020 Wait, Nick, you don't, don't look forward, Nick.

03:38:35.960 Wait, are you, what are you doing, Nick?

03:38:37.500 He's already subscribed.

03:38:38.660 No, don't worry about it, Nick.

03:38:40.300 Close, don't, don't look it up.

03:38:41.480 Don't look it up.

03:38:41.980 No, I just, I'm just saying, like, I, it took me a lot because, I mean, it was really

03:38:47.920 hard for me to start my OnlyFans because golf, I knew I was going to be falling on that knife

03:38:52.020 because golf is such a conservative world, and.

03:38:55.000 Have you ever put golf balls in your hoo-ha?

03:38:58.220 No.

03:38:58.580 I don't know about you, but I know them golf may be freaky.

03:39:01.600 Have you, have you performed fellatio on a golf club?

03:39:05.680 What is, like, like, what do you mean?

03:39:08.900 Like, what do you mean?

03:39:09.920 What do I mean?

03:39:10.460 What do you mean?

03:39:11.540 Like.

03:39:12.140 What?

03:39:14.040 Like.

03:39:14.980 Fellatio.

03:39:16.220 The oral, S-ing the D.

03:39:18.180 Like, the hoctua.

03:39:18.940 No.

03:39:19.700 S-ing.

03:39:20.400 I think I've done a couple cute, like, things where I'm, like, like, posing with it or,

03:39:24.960 like, something, and I have, like, my tongue out, like, on the, the grit, but it's not,

03:39:30.080 I would never, I don't do a lot of.

03:39:32.600 I know.

03:39:33.240 I love that for you.

03:39:34.200 Yeah.

03:39:34.420 Um, but I don't think, look, you do OnlyFans, your camel toe is all over the place on your

03:39:40.620 Instagram.

03:39:42.720 I don't think, I don't know if you can even claim conservative.

03:39:46.520 I mean.

03:39:47.140 I don't know if you can claim conservative.

03:39:48.300 Online, I don't look conservative or traditional.

03:39:50.880 What are your thoughts on immigration?

03:39:53.580 I think that I, I.

03:39:54.540 Do you want to deport them all?

03:39:55.640 I am, I am 100% for immigration.

03:39:57.740 Do you want to deport this Canadian?

03:39:59.320 If they do it right, no.

03:40:00.620 Do you want to deport this poor Canadian Cuban woman?

03:40:02.880 I, I, I want, I have a lot of friends who are immigrants.

03:40:06.540 My friend's from Greece.

03:40:07.480 I had one from Hungary.

03:40:08.560 I have a lot of white friends, too.

03:40:10.500 Wait, so you don't want to deport the illegal immigrants?

03:40:14.100 No, I, I, I think that it should be done legally.

03:40:18.620 I 100% think that if you're.

03:40:19.640 Yes, we should legally deport the illegal immigrants.

03:40:22.520 Yeah.

03:40:22.640 I agree with you.

03:40:23.340 I agree with you.

03:40:24.220 Let's legally deport them.

03:40:26.540 Yes.

03:40:27.400 Yes.

03:40:27.700 No, but I'm saying if they're illegal, like, I'm saying if, I'm, I'm all for immigration.

03:40:31.560 If they do it legally.

03:40:33.240 Yeah, I'm talking about illegal immigration.

03:40:35.180 Illegal immigrants.

03:40:35.580 Yes.

03:40:35.800 And if, if someone's in the country.

03:40:37.740 Yeah.

03:40:38.340 I mean.

03:40:39.060 Okay.

03:40:39.420 I think if.

03:40:40.560 I'm trying to understand you're conservative.

03:40:42.680 That's what, I, I do agree with that.

03:40:44.440 Okay.

03:40:44.660 Yes.

03:40:45.220 I think that if this is our country.

03:40:47.160 Are you pro-choice or pro-life?

03:40:48.700 I'm pro-life.

03:40:50.480 Okay.

03:40:51.400 Are you.

03:40:52.480 I just think there's a lot of, like, most of the time I'm going to be on the right

03:40:58.480 side of things, right down, straight across the board.

03:41:02.040 And I think that there's also, I mean, for pro-choice and pro-life, I think the only exceptions

03:41:08.160 are, like, if there's, like, a health thing.

03:41:10.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:41:10.720 Oh, okay.

03:41:11.300 I don't.

03:41:12.380 Yeah.

03:41:12.840 Okay.

03:41:13.200 Or, like, yeah.

03:41:14.340 But.

03:41:14.620 Yeah.

03:41:14.840 Well, okay.

03:41:15.220 Moving off the politics, though.

03:41:16.320 I think it's going to be very difficult to claim traditional, but BTW, link in bio.

03:41:22.600 I know.

03:41:23.400 It is hard.

03:41:24.300 And I think it reflects on the dating for me, too.

03:41:26.520 It's hard.

03:41:27.060 Because I think.

03:41:28.160 Well, whoever you end up dating.

03:41:29.720 Jade, what do you think, Jade?

03:41:29.960 Jade.

03:41:30.120 Whoever you end up dating should be able to accept you.

03:41:32.920 Get in there, Jade.

03:41:32.940 That's simple.

03:41:33.780 Get in there.

03:41:34.100 So, y'all finding men who don't accept y'all for what y'all do.

03:41:37.020 And that's why all these OnlyFan hoes, they ashamed to say what they do on camera.

03:41:40.840 Because they got these men that like it at first.

03:41:43.040 And then they get these men.

03:41:44.600 And these men trying to change them.

03:41:45.820 But y'all don't need to find those men that try to change y'all.

03:41:48.960 Find the men that accept y'all for who y'all are.

03:41:50.900 Holler at me if you really want that.

03:41:52.280 Sister.

03:41:52.620 At Madam Houston.

03:41:53.140 Do you think that these OF girls are hoes?

03:41:56.080 Yeah.

03:41:57.420 We got three OF girls here.

03:42:00.060 I don't think so.

03:42:00.920 She's calling.

03:42:02.180 Leah, right?

03:42:03.180 That's her name.

03:42:03.700 She's calling you a hoe.

03:42:05.360 I think she is.

03:42:06.120 Are you going to let her talk to you like that?

03:42:08.700 I honestly don't really care about her opinion.

03:42:11.020 Like, that's her opinion.

03:42:12.480 You're fine with her calling you a hoe?

03:42:13.620 She wants to argue.

03:42:14.560 I'm not arguing.

03:42:15.980 I'm having a conversation.

03:42:17.080 I'm not a hoe.

03:42:18.200 Corinne.

03:42:18.540 We all here having a conversation, right?

03:42:20.420 What makes sense?

03:42:21.340 That's you taking offense.

03:42:22.220 I'm not.

03:42:22.420 But that's not me arguing.

03:42:23.260 I'm literally not arguing.

03:42:24.100 Corinne.

03:42:24.160 She just called you.

03:42:26.100 Wait.

03:42:26.420 Check this out.

03:42:26.940 I can't be a proud hoe, though.

03:42:28.420 If you're going to be a hoe, be a proud hoe.

03:42:30.120 Don't be around being a thing.

03:42:31.320 But what makes somebody a hoe?

03:42:32.420 Be a proud hoe.

03:42:33.700 But Corinne.

03:42:34.020 What makes somebody a hoe?

03:42:34.940 Hold on one second.

03:42:35.440 Car.

03:42:36.080 She's calling.

03:42:37.320 Just let me finish really quick.

03:42:38.760 She's calling you, you, and you a hoe for show.

03:42:44.100 I think it's more like an endearing term.

03:42:46.920 Like, you know.

03:42:47.740 She's saying you're a hoe for show.

03:42:49.520 Or if you.

03:42:50.300 I don't know.

03:42:50.800 I don't think it's like.

03:42:52.560 She was a hoe.

03:42:53.500 If I call you a hoe and you take offense, that just shows more about what you think about

03:42:57.180 yourself.

03:42:57.700 Because I'm not.

03:42:58.180 I don't mean no offense.

03:42:58.940 She's calling you a hoe.

03:43:00.000 Be proud of that shit.

03:43:01.080 How do you feel?

03:43:01.840 I think that a hoe requires physical activity with the person.

03:43:06.040 So doing something online behind a paywall, making content for the internet.

03:43:10.100 Yeah, it's a little slutty.

03:43:11.100 Sure.

03:43:11.480 And I'm okay with that.

03:43:12.360 Boy, girl.

03:43:12.820 So it can't be slutty.

03:43:14.040 Never.

03:43:14.400 Never have.

03:43:14.600 Never have.

03:43:15.360 Never have.

03:43:15.880 Never have.

03:43:16.560 Never have.

03:43:17.360 Nope.

03:43:17.660 Not even once?

03:43:18.660 Not even that one time?

03:43:19.920 Not even one time.

03:43:20.900 Okay.

03:43:21.860 I pooped on a plate.

03:43:22.840 Are you saying that there's something wrong with it if you did?

03:43:26.160 No, I don't think there's anything wrong with it.

03:43:27.660 Because she's calling you a hoe.

03:43:29.520 It doesn't bother me at all.

03:43:30.580 I'm just.

03:43:31.100 I thought that you did OnlyFans, too, for some reason.

03:43:33.440 I don't know.

03:43:34.120 In my head, I was like, oh, we're all, you know.

03:43:36.500 I might know.

03:43:37.320 I might start at OnlyFans and I'm going to show y'all how to be an OnlyFans hoe.

03:43:40.340 Because I'm going to be a proud hoe on OnlyFans.

03:43:41.800 Because I'm going to promote my shit and I ain't going to be afraid to say I show my pussy

03:43:44.760 lips on OnlyFans if I have an OnlyFans and I show my pussy lips on it.

03:43:47.260 Wait, are you also a hoe?

03:43:48.000 Who's afraid, though?

03:43:48.940 Are you also on the work?

03:43:49.660 Say it.

03:43:50.040 Say it with your chest, though.

03:43:51.080 Y'all not saying it with y'all's chest.

03:43:52.340 Y'all sound like y'all ashamed of something.

03:43:55.060 Are you also on OnlyFans?

03:43:55.560 If y'all are OnlyFans, be proud of it.

03:43:57.440 That's all I'm saying.

03:43:58.480 I'm not here to offend nobody.

03:44:00.180 Who is this y'all, though?

03:44:01.040 Because I only heard you hear one person's perspective.

03:44:03.700 Hey, if the shoe fit where?

03:44:05.340 If the shoe fit where?

03:44:06.520 We didn't say that we don't respect what we do.

03:44:10.640 You heard her give her perspective on Anna.

03:44:14.200 Conservatism.

03:44:14.620 Anna, is she trifling?

03:44:15.100 That has nothing to do with me or the price of rights in China.

03:44:17.980 So leave us out of it.

03:44:18.580 Now we smearing the conversation.

03:44:20.360 Now we smearing the conversation.

03:44:21.660 I think we need to let other people talk on our team.

03:44:23.740 Okay, well, I don't know.

03:44:25.800 I don't know what to tell y'all.

03:44:27.240 Is it too late to send pictures of my feet?

03:44:29.780 Don't do that.

03:44:30.420 Never too late.

03:44:31.500 No.

03:44:31.840 Never too late.

03:44:32.620 God damn it.

03:44:34.200 You should do videos of you like crunching cake, like request videos, like that kind

03:44:40.300 of stuff.

03:44:41.360 Is she trifling?

03:44:41.820 I think she's argumentative.

03:44:43.500 I'm not arguing.

03:44:44.420 I'm just having a conversation.

03:44:45.940 Now you getting offended is not me being argumentative.

03:44:47.920 I'm not offended.

03:44:48.840 I just know an argument.

03:44:50.420 Madam Austin, Texas.

03:44:51.060 Well, you're not proving your point.

03:44:52.580 If you're not-

03:44:53.220 I don't need to prove my point.

03:44:53.820 I'm from Houston, Texas.

03:44:55.380 He is literally asking us.

03:44:56.100 Well, all I'm saying is if you're going to have an opinion, back it up.

03:44:58.740 That's all I'm here to do, too.

03:44:59.820 That's your opinion.

03:45:00.080 You just had an opinion on Austin.

03:45:00.480 So you can't say I'm argumentative if all I'm trying to do is have a conversation.

03:45:03.880 If you can't prove your point, that's your fault, not mine.

03:45:06.900 What was the point we needed to prove?

03:45:08.060 He asked us, do we agree with her that we are hosts?

03:45:10.960 We don't agree.

03:45:11.860 That's what we're saying.

03:45:12.900 I wasn't arguing with you when you called us hosts.

03:45:15.140 A little more Cubana.

03:45:16.480 See, see, yeah, I think I got it.

03:45:17.640 But you post your ass online.

03:45:19.280 I do, and I'm proud.

03:45:20.080 We don't care about your opinion.

03:45:20.740 Okay, then say it.

03:45:21.860 So say it.

03:45:22.300 Bitch, I said it.

03:45:23.080 Like, I never said it wasn't.

03:45:24.180 Okay, then.

03:45:24.740 You don't got to get offended.

03:45:25.720 All I'm saying is you're offended by how you act right now.

03:45:29.040 Because you keep speaking loudly and say, y'all, bitch, I never said I wasn't proud.

03:45:35.060 Your opinion.

03:45:37.080 I never said I wasn't proud.

03:45:38.180 How do you think I'd pay for the trip here?

03:45:39.820 No, that's good for you, baby girl.

03:45:41.380 But all I'm saying is if you're going to be on OnlyFans, be proud to do it.

03:45:44.960 Don't be ashamed.

03:45:45.780 It's Leah, your princessa, Instagram, and I do show.

03:45:49.040 Well, y'all not acting like it.

03:45:49.320 All I'm saying is y'all not acting like it.

03:45:51.100 I was never like.

03:45:51.960 What?

03:45:52.260 Yeah, that energy don't lie.

03:45:54.100 It don't.

03:45:54.520 Why are we acting like we're not proud to do it?

03:45:55.660 Energy don't lie.

03:45:56.880 Because at first, it's okay.

03:45:58.540 I can hear you.

03:45:59.780 Oh, yeah, I'm a hoe, baby.

03:46:01.160 What did you say?

03:46:01.420 I'm the best hoe.

03:46:02.260 I'm the classiest one, too.

03:46:04.600 What the fuck?

03:46:05.800 I'm a valuable woman.

03:46:07.120 That's what I am.

03:46:07.880 She's calling you a hoe.

03:46:09.700 She wasn't saying me because I'm not a hoe.

03:46:11.700 She said OF.

03:46:12.300 She said you got OF, though.

03:46:13.500 You got OF.

03:46:14.120 But she thinks that makes you a hoe.

03:46:17.160 But that's her opinion.

03:46:18.080 I think she's a hoe.

03:46:19.040 Doesn't she don't even remember how many people she slept with?

03:46:21.080 But the thing is, now we're going back to the conversation.

03:46:25.260 Now you're a virgin, but you stick fingers up.

03:46:26.960 So now we're all over the place.

03:46:28.680 If you're going to go that route.

03:46:30.140 If you're going to go that route, then we can be all over the place.

03:46:32.600 But what we're going to do is stick to the topic.

03:46:34.760 I mean, why didn't you get paid for it?

03:46:36.760 It's crazy.

03:46:37.520 You know what I mean?

03:46:37.900 All I'm saying is you said you don't do this.

03:46:40.900 You don't do that on OnlyFans.

03:46:42.320 Like there's something wrong with it.

03:46:44.120 But now it's nothing wrong with it.

03:46:45.800 But if it was nothing wrong with it, then you would have been doing it.

03:46:47.600 There's nothing wrong with it.

03:46:48.360 I just choose not to do it.

03:46:49.780 But if you're going to be having sex with all these people, polyamorous people, and you

03:46:53.440 think that there's nothing wrong with sleeping with multiple people, but you're really gaining

03:46:56.880 nothing out of it, who's the real hoe?

03:46:59.120 Who's not gaining nothing out of it?

03:47:00.640 Because I know if I set a standard and I said-

03:47:02.640 Come to me, I'm going to come right back.

03:47:03.620 And who is the hoe?

03:47:04.620 Who is the hoe here, though?

03:47:06.080 Am I going to talk?

03:47:06.800 Who's getting something out of fucking somebody?

03:47:08.300 Because I literally don't do that.

03:47:09.420 It just sounds like y'all taking the personal, baby girls.

03:47:11.440 And I'm not trying to offend y'all.

03:47:12.980 You wanted us to go personal.

03:47:14.680 You want to prove a point.

03:47:15.560 You love to argue.

03:47:16.980 You love to go back to the facts.

03:47:19.300 What's the other word that she said?

03:47:20.560 I don't remember.

03:47:20.780 Both of y'all talking at the same time.

03:47:22.120 But the facts are here.

03:47:22.500 I don't know.

03:47:22.840 I don't hear.

03:47:23.460 I don't hear nobody with y'all talking at the same time.

03:47:25.880 So if both of y'all want to talk separately, speak.

03:47:28.640 You ain't saying nothing all week.

03:47:30.040 You ain't saying nothing all day.

03:47:31.680 You ain't saying nothing all day.

03:47:33.220 And I'm going to be that bitch.

03:47:34.500 Be it.

03:47:34.860 I don't give a fuck.

03:47:35.020 Keep saying it.

03:47:36.000 You do give a fuck.

03:47:36.760 Because you're over here in this little ass red dress talking about nothing.

03:47:40.520 Bitch, you told me the word red.

03:47:42.100 What's wrong with her red dress?

03:47:42.820 What are we talking about?

03:47:43.840 See what I'm saying?

03:47:44.880 What are we talking about?

03:47:46.060 We're talking about you giving a ho.

03:47:46.640 Because all it does is sound like all y'all are taking offense to where you say that.

03:47:50.140 Are you okay?

03:47:50.800 Y'all can't accept y'all truth.

03:47:51.520 Are you okay that she called you a ho?

03:47:53.580 And that's not my problem.

03:47:54.160 I said I'm not a ho.

03:47:55.360 Y'all cannot accept y'all truth.

03:47:57.040 And that's not my problem.

03:47:57.860 We don't have an issue.

03:47:59.180 I'm not a ho.

03:47:59.820 But if you want to say I'm a ho, bitch, it's not your opinion.

03:48:01.340 I don't give a fuck.

03:48:01.920 Yeah.

03:48:02.500 So I can have an opinion, right?

03:48:04.220 I never said that.

03:48:05.480 The only reason I got a your t-shirt is well.

03:48:06.940 Let's get this rewind.

03:48:07.960 Let's get back.

03:48:08.480 Did I say that?

03:48:08.940 You're not proud.

03:48:09.600 You're not proud.

03:48:10.460 You're the one bragging about all the people you slept with.

03:48:12.480 Have you seen us trying to push our business onto these people?

03:48:16.520 Although y'all can go subscribe to my page.

03:48:18.540 But have you seen us doing that?

03:48:20.300 You don't even work for that industry.

03:48:22.080 So why are you bragging about sleeping with all of these men as a way to get what kind of attention?

03:48:27.440 And it's for free?

03:48:28.260 Who was bragging about people I slept with?

03:48:31.400 Who did that?

03:48:32.300 You.

03:48:32.760 You were.

03:48:33.180 So I did that?

03:48:33.780 Yeah.

03:48:34.340 You fact checking me now?

03:48:34.680 I felt that you were bragging.

03:48:35.860 Now you're wrong.

03:48:36.920 That's my perspective.

03:48:38.400 And now you're saying that I'm proud?

03:48:41.160 Now you're shaming me for being proud?

03:48:42.960 Shaming me.

03:48:43.140 Because now it just sounds like you're upset that I'm proud to be who I am.

03:48:47.160 No, I'm upset that you said y'all are upset.

03:48:47.760 And you are not.

03:48:48.640 And I'm calling that into question.

03:48:50.300 Y'all aren't proud of yourselves.

03:48:51.860 Y'all aren't proud of yourselves.

03:48:53.040 Just because we're not boastful about the things that we do sexually with other people,

03:48:56.860 we haven't talked about it.

03:48:57.980 But you have.

03:48:58.820 But if you want to talk about it and then call us hoes, when you're like boasting and

03:49:03.200 bragging and for what?

03:49:04.380 Where's the link?

03:49:05.300 You're just telling us stories?

03:49:06.760 She's going to open it.

03:49:07.140 She's promoting.

03:49:07.600 So that they can just picture it in their head.

03:49:08.600 Don't you know it's actually better?

03:49:09.860 Just free marketing for what?

03:49:10.940 Why would we waste our time like that?

03:49:12.780 She's promoting already.

03:49:13.840 Okay.

03:49:14.160 Okay.

03:49:14.660 She's going to open my eyes.

03:49:15.220 If you're going to do something, then do it.

03:49:18.280 That's all I'm saying.

03:49:19.320 We are doing it.

03:49:20.020 We do it.

03:49:20.560 Yeah.

03:49:21.040 And probably.

03:49:21.440 All I said probably was energy doesn't lie.

03:49:25.300 You over here whispering.

03:49:26.640 Yeah, I do OnlyFans.

03:49:27.640 I don't do that.

03:49:28.160 I have one question.

03:49:29.100 Energy don't lie.

03:49:30.160 If you do it, you do it.

03:49:31.240 I have one question.

03:49:31.320 Now you mad because I'm proud?

03:49:32.480 I got one question.

03:49:32.940 You mad because I'm confident?

03:49:33.860 Nobody's mad about you.

03:49:34.460 That's all it sounds like to me.

03:49:36.020 Nobody's mad or worried about you.

03:49:36.960 That's all it sounds like to me.

03:49:38.300 To be honest.

03:49:39.060 Because I say.

03:49:39.980 If y'all really heard me.

03:49:41.440 I didn't say nothing wrong.

03:49:42.640 I'm on y'all side.

03:49:43.480 But y'all can't see that.

03:49:44.420 Because all you hear is what you feel.

03:49:46.160 No.

03:49:46.540 You weren't on our side.

03:49:46.860 Being in your fucking emotions.

03:49:48.120 No, no, no, no.

03:49:48.360 You being.

03:49:48.900 All you hear is what you feel.

03:49:49.980 And you in your emotions like a little bitch.

03:49:51.720 That's what you are.

03:49:52.320 So you started.

03:49:53.200 That's what you acting like.

03:49:54.220 You messy shit.

03:49:54.800 What are you talking to?

03:49:55.440 I'm talking to you.

03:49:56.200 Trying to call us out.

03:49:57.100 I wish I didn't take your shit personal.

03:49:58.400 He asked.

03:49:58.920 He's taking it personal by not having a conversation about it.

03:50:01.480 Because what it sounds like is y'all are arguing.

03:50:03.440 You just called me a little bitch.

03:50:05.420 That I took personal.

03:50:06.140 Sorry.

03:50:06.760 That I took personal.

03:50:07.980 Okay, I'm not talking now.

03:50:09.160 Yeah, sure.

03:50:10.020 All I'm saying is live y'all true.

03:50:12.740 If y'all can't live y'all true, then energy don't lie.

03:50:15.640 It's on sale for $3.99, guys.

03:50:17.600 Trifling.

03:50:18.120 There's too much trifling going on.

03:50:20.640 Valido, thanks for the gifted 10 memberships.

03:50:23.380 I have a question.

03:50:24.080 How would the spirit of Fidel Castro feel about you being an OF strumpet?

03:50:32.320 I don't even think he would know what that is, to be honest.

03:50:34.340 Is he still alive?

03:50:35.180 He's dead.

03:50:35.720 Is Fidel?

03:50:36.380 He's dead.

03:50:36.760 He's dead.

03:50:37.380 He's got a son, though, right?

03:50:38.520 Supposedly.

03:50:39.020 Who's the new leader of Cuba?

03:50:40.400 His brother's daughter's husband, if that makes sense.

03:50:47.060 Damn.

03:50:47.340 Oh, yeah.

03:50:47.760 That's all for him.

03:50:48.220 It's all in the family, though, always.

03:50:49.480 But I feel like if he had a choice, he would make me, like, go to jail or, like, no, let

03:50:55.220 me do this, probably.

03:50:56.240 Thank you, Valido.

03:50:57.380 He would send you to jail.

03:50:58.560 Straight to jail.

03:50:59.240 Straight to jail.

03:50:59.840 Straight to jail.

03:51:00.640 To, like, inform me?

03:51:01.660 In Cuba?

03:51:02.640 In Cuba?

03:51:03.240 Maybe he would sleep with me, but, like, in jail.

03:51:08.140 The ghost of Fidel Castro would sleep with you?

03:51:10.720 It was alive.

03:51:11.020 It was our life.

03:51:11.960 Oh.

03:51:12.480 Yeah.

03:51:14.060 If the ghost of Fidel Castro.

03:51:15.480 Would you lose your virginity?

03:51:16.000 Hold on.

03:51:16.420 Wait, wait.

03:51:17.060 If the ghost of Fidel Castro came down in the studio right now, and he was sitting where

03:51:23.380 I'm sitting, and he was looking at you, and, like, he was disappointed.

03:51:29.580 Like, how would you, what would you say to him?

03:51:31.440 I would actually love that.

03:51:32.220 Say it in Spanish.

03:51:32.840 I would be, like, um, lo siento, pero como que no nos ayudaste mucho.

03:51:40.080 Like, I would try to, like, defend myself, to be honest.

03:51:43.720 Say it in Spanish.

03:51:44.520 Go ahead.

03:51:45.040 Diría, like, Fidel, pero mismo pete pa la pinga porque no nos ayudaste nada.

03:51:48.500 No nos diste comida.

03:51:49.300 No nos diste nada.

03:51:50.260 Estoy aquí porque fuiste un mal presidente.

03:51:53.540 Word.

03:51:54.720 I say that, like, the reason why I do OF, or the reason why I'm here is because of him.

03:51:59.320 Because, like, if my country was good, I would be there.

03:52:01.100 Wait.

03:52:01.440 Hold on.

03:52:02.060 Wait, wait, wait.

03:52:02.840 Wait, that was not bad.

03:52:04.220 Hold on.

03:52:05.380 The reason you do OF is because of Fidel Castro.

03:52:11.260 Okay, but, like.

03:52:12.060 They're definitely putting you in jail if you go over there.

03:52:14.980 Oh, fuck.

03:52:15.680 Straight to jail.

03:52:16.140 Why do I can't go back?

03:52:16.960 Straight to jail.

03:52:17.220 They're like, we thought what you said on this show.

03:52:19.560 If they don't let me go back, I'm going to.

03:52:20.800 I'm going to.

03:52:21.660 I'm going to go.

03:52:22.440 Yeah, all right.

03:52:23.860 Straight to jail.

03:52:25.020 For the wrong shoes.

03:52:26.080 They do put people in jail.

03:52:27.240 For the jail.

03:52:28.340 They do.

03:52:29.080 Yeah.

03:52:29.640 Yeah, it's crazy.

03:52:31.440 We're just trying to make a living.

03:52:32.840 I feel like I would like him, though, because he has a lot of power.

03:52:35.700 Would you have done an OnlyFans video with Fidel Castro?

03:52:40.200 I would.

03:52:40.740 Like, my first V-girl.

03:52:42.360 Yikes.

03:52:43.680 Illicit.

03:52:44.880 Wow.

03:52:45.420 I mean, depend on what age.

03:52:47.300 What age is he looking at?

03:52:48.500 Like, the last picture of him, he was really old.

03:52:51.420 I'm never going to financially recover.

03:52:53.300 Yes.

03:52:54.240 Anyways, moving on.

03:52:55.420 Let's do the gender swap.

03:52:56.880 All right.

03:52:57.200 So, guys, we have put you all through a gender swap AI.

03:53:00.300 Oh, my God.

03:53:00.680 Oh, sweet Jesus.

03:53:01.340 And you're going to tell me, would you date the male version of you?

03:53:06.080 Oh, gosh.

03:53:06.340 No.

03:53:08.860 Oh.

03:53:09.220 Oh.

03:53:09.620 Bud Bunny.

03:53:10.620 Okay.

03:53:11.600 Not the middle one.

03:53:12.920 Why does it look like that?

03:53:14.320 The middle one.

03:53:15.140 Why is it two?

03:53:16.100 Did you write one?

03:53:16.700 Oh, and Nick, can you make it maybe a little smaller?

03:53:19.440 All the...

03:53:19.920 Doesn't she look like Bud Bunny?

03:53:21.700 I'm confused.

03:53:22.060 One's without beard and one...

03:53:26.260 Well, us, but also the image itself.

03:53:31.000 The beard looks good.

03:53:32.700 Make the image smaller.

03:53:33.660 That would be easier.

03:53:35.180 Yeah, that's fine.

03:53:35.900 I would.

03:53:37.120 Okay.

03:53:37.480 That's, like, the worst picture of me, by the way.

03:53:39.340 Like, when was that?

03:53:40.420 Would you date yourself, yes or no?

03:53:43.140 The male version of you.

03:53:44.420 Does he play golf?

03:53:45.900 All right.

03:53:46.440 Next.

03:53:47.300 Yes, because he plays golf.

03:53:48.500 Next.

03:53:50.960 Wow.

03:53:51.640 Okay.

03:53:52.140 You did your 30s.

03:53:52.860 Oh, my God.

03:53:55.420 Guys.

03:53:56.380 What?

03:53:57.040 Would you date the male version of you?

03:53:58.440 I know I would.

03:53:59.440 In real life, I would look way better than that.

03:54:01.680 So, yes, I would.

03:54:03.880 I would be a handsome boy.

03:54:05.420 That's cute.

03:54:06.060 Yeah.

03:54:10.220 So, but would you date that guy?

03:54:12.780 Yeah, I'd be a handsome boy.

03:54:14.320 Is that...

03:54:14.840 What do you rate?

03:54:15.380 Is he a 10?

03:54:16.380 Is he a 10?

03:54:17.200 Like, you're a 10.

03:54:17.900 So, is he a 10?

03:54:18.480 Yeah, he a 10.

03:54:19.260 He a 10?

03:54:19.580 The male version is going to be her first boyfriend.

03:54:21.100 He just needed to clean his beard.

03:54:21.640 He's laying his beard up a little bit.

03:54:24.560 I look like my uncle.

03:54:26.500 Oh, my gosh.

03:54:27.520 Would you date the male version of you?

03:54:29.740 He's even got a star.

03:54:31.240 I don't know.

03:54:32.520 He's got a star.

03:54:35.000 I would.

03:54:35.980 I would.

03:54:36.600 You would?

03:54:37.060 Yeah.

03:54:37.300 All right.

03:54:37.740 All right.

03:54:38.440 Next.

03:54:40.700 Oh, my gosh.

03:54:43.100 Would you date the male version of you?

03:54:46.460 It doesn't look like there's much going on upstairs, so no.

03:54:50.680 A little bit vacant.

03:54:52.220 Oh, my gosh.

03:54:53.900 I mean, that...

03:54:55.600 I mean...

03:54:56.800 It's like me, yeah.

03:54:57.580 Yeah.

03:54:57.960 Yeah.

03:54:58.240 It's nothing up here.

03:54:59.240 He doesn't even have blue eyes.

03:55:02.980 No.

03:55:03.560 No.

03:55:03.740 Not really.

03:55:04.560 I'm all right.

03:55:05.140 You wouldn't...

03:55:05.700 No?

03:55:06.280 Wouldn't date him?

03:55:07.080 All right.

03:55:07.560 Next.

03:55:10.600 That's not even close to what I...

03:55:12.340 Nothing about that looks like me.

03:55:16.520 Well...

03:55:17.000 I get the...

03:55:18.000 Maybe the eyes.

03:55:19.000 Honestly, though...

03:55:20.700 And why do I have such an ugly haircut?

03:55:23.260 I was thinking the same thing about my guy.

03:55:25.120 Like a Latino.

03:55:25.960 They all need a good...

03:55:27.040 They need a new barber.

03:55:28.780 My beard didn't even...

03:55:29.880 Honestly?

03:55:30.240 I wish I had that much eyebrows.

03:55:32.300 Wait.

03:55:32.560 So you wouldn't date him?

03:55:34.220 Not my type.

03:55:35.500 Because I feel like he's kind of...

03:55:37.480 He looks...

03:55:38.020 Out of your league a little bit.

03:55:39.580 Oh, you're so mean for somebody who looks like VeggieTales.

03:55:43.080 Okay.

03:55:44.500 VeggieTales.

03:55:44.900 VeggieTales.

03:55:45.700 Yeah, sing it to him.

03:55:46.500 VeggieTales.

03:55:47.540 It's my favorite.

03:55:48.320 VeggieTales.

03:55:49.160 I love it.

03:55:49.940 All right, next.

03:55:50.640 Doesn't she look like Russell Wilson on the right?

03:55:53.040 Her male version?

03:55:54.240 Would you date...

03:55:54.980 Oh.

03:55:56.280 Would you date the male version of you?

03:55:58.140 Not bad with the beard.

03:56:00.180 No.

03:56:00.700 Yeah.

03:56:01.320 Kind of like...

03:56:02.180 Because you said you're an eight, right?

03:56:03.000 Very charming looking.

03:56:04.140 This is the male...

03:56:04.760 Not bad.

03:56:05.860 I'd go for the guy with...

03:56:07.140 Yeah, I'd go...

03:56:07.820 Either one, actually.

03:56:09.260 All right.

03:56:09.560 Looks like a nice guy.

03:56:09.900 Yeah.

03:56:10.640 Yeah.

03:56:11.020 All right, next.

03:56:12.840 Oh.

03:56:13.000 Oh.

03:56:13.380 That's really good.

03:56:14.160 Wow.

03:56:14.300 Ooh.

03:56:14.700 I feel like Buffalo Bill right now.

03:56:18.080 I'd fuck me.

03:56:20.860 Oh, my gosh.

03:56:22.300 He looks like he's from Ohio.

03:56:25.020 I'm from Buffalo.

03:56:26.160 Oh, there you go.

03:56:27.660 Next.

03:56:29.880 Hmm?

03:56:30.880 Would you date the male version of you?

03:56:32.920 He looks like a gentleman.

03:56:34.040 It's not awful.

03:56:36.360 I like the blue eyes, but...

03:56:38.580 All right.

03:56:39.000 Yeah, I think I would.

03:56:40.020 It goes to shows.

03:56:41.040 I mean...

03:56:41.460 Scratch goes along.

03:56:42.200 That looks pretty...

03:56:43.060 That looks fair.

03:56:44.300 That's a fair...

03:56:46.000 You know...

03:56:46.200 It's reasonable.

03:56:47.100 No?

03:56:47.580 You wouldn't?

03:56:48.100 No, I would.

03:56:48.760 I would.

03:56:49.380 The right values...

03:56:50.880 You'd be settling.

03:56:51.800 No, I think that if he was like a Christian conservative...

03:56:54.700 Yes.

03:56:55.100 That'd be a good match.

03:56:55.480 He was super based.

03:56:56.380 Yes.

03:56:57.180 Okay.

03:56:57.580 Next.

03:56:59.160 Is it going to be Felicity?

03:57:01.220 Oof.

03:57:01.680 Oh.

03:57:02.040 Oh.

03:57:02.420 Yikes.

03:57:02.740 Always doing you dirty, Felicity.

03:57:05.520 It looks like an NSYNC member.

03:57:08.540 Those like...

03:57:09.500 Crossed tips.

03:57:10.220 Like a methed out NSYNC.

03:57:12.280 Or like a...

03:57:13.180 A mugshot.

03:57:14.540 Where's yours?

03:57:15.560 A mugshot.

03:57:17.480 The guy in the middle is like in jail for sure.

03:57:20.360 This is going to sound...

03:57:21.360 This is going to sound kind of random, but...

03:57:23.940 You...

03:57:24.280 Is anybody getting...

03:57:25.600 Like you look like an ant in the first photo.

03:57:28.860 Like the bug or the lady?

03:57:30.580 The bug.

03:57:32.020 Oh.

03:57:32.740 No, like...

03:57:33.900 You know like how some people look like...

03:57:36.280 Animals?

03:57:37.420 No, like the certain characteristics.

03:57:40.320 Yeah.

03:57:40.880 I'm getting like formic.

03:57:43.580 What's...

03:57:44.060 Formic.

03:57:45.200 She reminds me of Flick from...

03:57:46.700 All right.

03:57:47.060 Never mind.

03:57:47.480 Anybody...

03:57:48.000 Is the chat getting what I'm putting down?

03:57:49.840 Formic?

03:57:50.120 What's formic?

03:57:51.700 Formic?

03:57:52.860 Yeah.

03:57:53.320 She reminds me of Flick.

03:57:54.280 Flick.

03:57:54.720 She reminds me of Flick from...

03:57:56.820 Bug's Life.

03:57:58.400 You know what I mean?

03:57:59.140 Chat.

03:57:59.720 Maybe.

03:58:01.260 A little bit.

03:58:02.440 Just a little.

03:58:03.960 All right.

03:58:04.340 Oh, am I chair four?

03:58:05.320 Yes.

03:58:05.580 Yeah, you're right.

03:58:06.360 You show right, Tim.

03:58:08.760 Appreciate you.

03:58:09.760 They're saying no.

03:58:11.300 People are saying no.

03:58:12.500 Okay.

03:58:12.960 Whatever.

03:58:13.220 Thank you.

03:58:13.760 A Bug's Life.

03:58:14.460 All right.

03:58:15.600 Okay.

03:58:15.960 No, you look like a famous actress, and I can't place it.

03:58:21.200 Aw.

03:58:21.820 Use one with my beard, though, maybe.

03:58:23.620 I don't know.

03:58:25.440 Maybe it fucks it up if they use a beard.

03:58:26.980 How many years ago was this?

03:58:28.280 Oh, maybe.

03:58:29.640 She was on like...

03:58:29.980 Well, they put a weird...

03:58:31.120 She's like a comedian, kind of like funny.

03:58:33.180 Talking about the one in Bridesmaids?

03:58:34.860 Yes.

03:58:35.420 Yes.

03:58:36.040 I was going to say that or the girl that...

03:58:37.500 That's a filter.

03:58:38.280 Kristen Wiig mixed with...

03:58:40.040 What's the lady's...

03:58:42.200 The girl's name that was in the lead character?

03:58:44.320 Looked like a Karen.

03:58:44.960 Enchanted.

03:58:45.960 I look like a Karen in this film.

03:58:47.460 All right.

03:58:47.940 Oh, my God.

03:58:49.280 I don't know.

03:58:49.760 Nice.

03:58:50.180 Enchanted?

03:58:50.660 Oh, yes.

03:58:51.500 Terrible.

03:58:51.780 Yes.

03:58:52.080 She's married to the guy, Sasha Barron.

03:58:55.560 Yes.

03:58:56.220 Wait, no, no.

03:58:57.020 No.

03:58:57.540 Isn't she married to him?

03:58:58.380 Oh, that's a different one.

03:58:59.400 My bad.

03:58:59.880 It's the one in Wedding Crashers.

03:59:01.820 Oh, right.

03:59:02.420 True.

03:59:03.040 Different girl.

03:59:03.420 Do we know what the 19th Amendment is?

03:59:05.020 Brian, let's go.

03:59:05.680 Come on.

03:59:06.300 Have you known that act like that?

03:59:07.200 Just out of curiosity.

03:59:08.080 I love you, Ted.

03:59:08.460 Do you know actual Karens?

03:59:10.300 You are the best.

03:59:11.240 Like their name is Karen?

03:59:12.500 Yes.

03:59:12.860 That act like...

03:59:14.360 That will fill their legacy of being a Karen.

03:59:18.020 How many Karens have you known that act like that?

03:59:21.880 Thousands.

03:59:23.280 Lies.

03:59:24.080 Thousands.

03:59:24.520 Lies.

03:59:24.740 I know.

03:59:25.660 Too many.

03:59:26.420 None.

03:59:27.280 Zero.

03:59:27.580 Moving through the pre-show notes, we have Kari.

03:59:29.760 Kari?

03:59:30.400 Kari.

03:59:31.000 Kari.

03:59:31.960 You say you have autism.

03:59:33.700 Yes.

03:59:34.660 You, in the thingy, this thing, although even before the show, I don't know if you changed

03:59:41.040 it.

03:59:42.960 Oh, wait.

03:59:43.340 No, that's the wrong one.

03:59:45.060 You say that minimum annual income that you will accept for a partner is $480,000 a year.

03:59:52.000 Yeah.

03:59:52.920 Is that how much your boyfriend makes or whatever?

03:59:55.740 Quite possibly.

03:59:57.020 What's he do for work?

03:59:58.820 He does organ and tissue transplant and recovery.

04:00:02.860 Oh, nice.

04:00:03.400 Whoa.

04:00:04.460 Nice.

04:00:04.900 Is that, is he with cancer research?

04:00:07.780 No, he does basically, well, now he's moved to the tissue side.

04:00:11.200 Oh, nice.

04:00:11.480 So, he's into tissues, like bone.

04:00:13.200 He's not selling.

04:00:13.740 But if you were to break up.

04:00:14.860 He's not selling, no.

04:00:15.700 Did you say this because, like, this is what your current partner's income is?

04:00:23.360 Uh, no.

04:00:24.320 Um, I, I believe that in a relationship, it should be about, for me, it's about alignment.

04:00:31.160 And I want somebody in my life that is on the same levels as goals and ambitions and education.

04:00:42.420 And, um, I'm not necessarily saying that you have to make this amount of money.

04:00:48.420 But if you are making those types of figures, you're well, uh, likely well-educated, probably, uh, disciplined, probably honest, hopefully.

04:01:00.580 Although there are rich people that are not honest.

04:01:03.500 So, maybe I take that back.

04:01:05.060 And, um, I would hope that they would be able to kind of have a center, a streamlined focus of goals for their life.

04:01:15.700 And not just be a big, crazy, like, spender with all sorts of just willy-nilly, no motivation.

04:01:25.040 And, um, you know, I, I, I respect the process.

04:01:29.400 So, if someone is working towards that to make that a goal, then that's totally acceptable as well, you know.

04:01:36.920 And that is the goal that my current boyfriend has for a position that he's looking for.

04:01:43.180 So, um, I support him fully.

04:01:46.780 And that's where I stand.

04:01:49.340 Well, if you, if you broke up with your current boyfriend, would this be your standard annual income?

04:01:53.200 I think so.

04:01:53.780 I should always, I think I should always, uh, go bigger and better than what's previous.

04:01:58.840 How much do you make?

04:01:59.680 Just curious.

04:02:00.460 Uh, I make well above that.

04:02:02.100 You, you, wait, you make well above $480,000?

04:02:05.080 Yes.

04:02:05.400 Didn't recognize that.

04:02:06.700 Wait, uh, wait, what's, and what's your, do you have a singular job title?

04:02:12.120 Uh, so I'm a, I was a field epidemiologist.

04:02:14.820 Now I'm a research scientist, but I also do special ed.

04:02:18.640 Well, they don't pay very well.

04:02:20.080 No, that's just, that's just for fun.

04:02:22.280 How, wait, question.

04:02:23.480 Uh, are you doing that full time?

04:02:25.720 Uh, I, I work.

04:02:27.120 Yeah.

04:02:27.480 Yeah, I start in August and then, um, I do research science projects on the side.

04:02:32.380 Wait, so your side hustle is the thing that makes you the most money?

04:02:38.760 Correct.

04:02:40.060 Oh.

04:02:40.480 Why wouldn't you dedicate more of your time to the thing that earns you more money?

04:02:45.060 Because I enjoy teaching special ed.

04:02:46.880 I enjoy kids.

04:02:47.380 How much hours, uh, per week or per month do you spend on this side hustle that?

04:02:52.800 Maybe about 20 hours a month.

04:02:56.400 Are you a consultant?

04:02:57.920 No.

04:02:59.380 This sounds a little fishy.

04:03:01.140 Yeah.

04:03:01.160 It sounds like somebody lied.

04:03:02.500 My boyfriend, I think I need to do wellness stuff.

04:03:04.460 But okay, as a special education, hold on, hold on, hold on.

04:03:07.480 As a special education teacher, you probably get paid, what, $50,000, $60,000 a year?

04:03:12.600 Oh, I don't even know.

04:03:14.200 I, it's like $35,000 an hour, $45,000 an hour, something like that.

04:03:17.860 It's, I don't think teachers, period, make much.

04:03:20.860 It's not that much.

04:03:21.600 It's not that much, no.

04:03:23.060 And that's your full time job?

04:03:24.800 Yeah, I guess so.

04:03:27.220 Then how do you start?

04:03:28.220 Well, I just started, so yeah.

04:03:30.040 She starts in August.

04:03:31.080 Yeah, start in August.

04:03:32.000 So is your income going to go down?

04:03:34.460 No.

04:03:34.680 Or is it going to stay the same?

04:03:35.600 I hope it doesn't go down.

04:03:36.700 It depends on my work ethic and my projects.

04:03:38.840 How are you making well over half a million a year doing 20 hours a month of, like, consulting work?

04:03:48.860 No, research.

04:03:49.860 I work for Cedars-Sinai.

04:03:51.680 Oh.

04:03:52.140 But you only do 20 hours a month?

04:03:53.920 I'm per diem.

04:03:55.500 What do you mean per diem?

04:03:56.480 Do you know what per diem is?

04:03:58.220 Yeah, I know what per diem is.

04:03:59.580 Yeah, so I get paid when I work, but then there's projects.

04:04:06.300 You say you work on something that's, like, there's a grant, and I say I make a study, and I get grant funding for that study.

04:04:18.600 Yeah.

04:04:18.780 Then I can take some of that grant.

04:04:21.120 I can pay research associates.

04:04:24.140 I can pay grad students.

04:04:26.140 I can pay other scientists.

04:04:28.100 And I can pay myself.

04:04:29.200 So, you get what you pay.

04:04:32.740 Depends on what, depends on.

04:04:33.600 Wait, you're talking about your, okay, so are you factoring in the entire grant before expenses?

04:04:39.300 No.

04:04:40.340 So, after expenses, you make how much per year?

04:04:44.680 Anywhere from $300,000 to $600,000, depending on the year.

04:04:48.540 And you work full-time as a special education teacher, and then you do 20 hours a month?

04:04:54.400 Anywhere from 20 hours to, sometimes I'll have $300,000.

04:04:58.260 Or is it really, that's per diem.

04:04:59.800 And then there's some months that I don't do anything, and I'm flat broke that whole month because I'm not doing anything.

04:05:05.960 Right, but I'm looking at it annually.

04:05:08.140 Right.

04:05:11.580 Do you have a company?

04:05:14.180 No.

04:05:14.800 You don't have a company?

04:05:15.480 I have a dog-walking company.

04:05:17.380 Wait, hold on.

04:05:19.380 Typically, don't think.

04:05:21.380 She's got six agencies and six businesses right now.

04:05:24.240 But grants, look, I'm not an expert in this field.

04:05:27.120 But grants typically don't flow directly to individuals.

04:05:31.480 No, you have to work on a team.

04:05:32.960 They flow to an organization or a business.

04:05:36.340 Correct.

04:05:36.360 An organization funds it to people like her.

04:05:39.040 My dad used to do it when I was a kid.

04:05:40.840 He did a bunch of grants, and they pay a lot of money.

04:05:43.780 They make a lot of money.

04:05:44.780 Doctors, scientists, they make a ton.

04:05:47.600 And then there's public speaking.

04:05:49.080 There's symposiums.

04:05:50.680 There's events.

04:05:51.940 There's all sorts of, there is consulting, not as a consultant,

04:05:55.980 but there is consulting.

04:05:57.940 There is also.

04:05:59.580 Wait, how much could you make if this was your full-time thing, though?

04:06:03.560 Probably 700 to 1.2 if I really put effort into it.

04:06:09.740 If I didn't have me being the way I am as a person.

04:06:16.180 What the fuck?

04:06:16.900 This seems dubious.

04:06:19.160 What the hell does that mean?

04:06:19.780 You saw it all over the place.

04:06:21.240 But I'm not well-versed enough in grant research

04:06:27.300 and to be able to say anything definitive.

04:06:30.220 But when somebody tells me their full-time job is a special education teacher

04:06:35.220 and then they, like, moonlight as a, like, grant researcher

04:06:41.200 and you're making anywhere from $300,000 to $600,000 a year only,

04:06:47.260 and the bulk of that is coming from 20 hours of work a month.

04:06:52.800 I don't know.

04:06:53.680 It sounds a little suspicious.

04:06:56.780 I don't know.

04:06:57.860 And then you said that you'd be broke sometimes throughout the month?

04:07:01.560 Yeah.

04:07:01.860 I mean, sometimes I don't work.

04:07:03.120 It'll be, like, a whole month where I'm not doing anything.

04:07:04.600 Got you.

04:07:04.980 And you want a man to match being broke?

04:07:06.960 Because that's what you said.

04:07:07.940 You can match.

04:07:08.900 I mean, if that's what it is, it can be that way.

04:07:11.680 So it can't be both.

04:07:12.760 You got to pick a side, baby girl.

04:07:14.300 He can be.

04:07:14.940 You can't have it both ways.

04:07:16.020 You can't say you want a man to make this and then be broke sometimes.

04:07:19.120 I'm not broke.

04:07:19.500 And then say that you can make this.

04:07:21.240 Let me rephrase that.

04:07:21.700 Like, you sound all over the place.

04:07:23.200 That's fair.

04:07:23.920 Let me rephrase that.

04:07:25.400 I am not broke.

04:07:26.720 I am not receiving income for that time.

04:07:31.440 But I have plenty of savings.

04:07:33.260 So you'd be okay with your partner not receiving income at the same time as you?

04:07:37.620 Correct.

04:07:38.340 At the same time as you saying you only want somebody that makes, what, $400,000 a year?

04:07:45.060 That would be ideal.

04:07:46.160 So how can both be true?

04:07:48.060 I don't think.

04:07:48.940 Hold on.

04:07:49.860 What?

04:07:50.020 In her defense, you would agree that, like, let's say somebody does one gig a year on

04:07:56.180 one day and they make a million dollars versus somebody who works five days a week and they

04:08:02.660 get paid $20 an hour.

04:08:04.120 You would agree that while it's true that that person who works that gig one day of the year and he's broke, I guess, according to you, would be broke the other 364 days of the year.

04:08:16.960 They're still annualized, making more money.

04:08:21.240 They're making a million dollars a year, but they only work one day.

04:08:25.520 So I wouldn't look at it as they're broke those other days of the year.

04:08:29.500 They just only had to work one day to make more money than that person who works five days a week and gets paid $20 an hour.

04:08:38.940 Yeah, I'm not calling into question the pockets.

04:08:41.520 I'm calling into question your principles and your truth and your honesty.

04:08:45.140 That's it.

04:08:46.000 What?

04:08:47.120 Okay.

04:08:48.260 Because if you say you want this, but you want that, but you want this, but you want that, you just sound all over the place.

04:08:53.720 I actually think she makes sense.

04:08:56.220 If that's your truth, Brian.

04:08:57.600 It is my truth.

04:09:00.340 Thank you.

04:09:01.440 I want you to affirm my truth.

04:09:03.100 Can you affirm my identity?

04:09:04.920 You done that already.

04:09:06.120 Can you affirm my identity?

04:09:07.600 Good for you.

04:09:08.100 You're good.

04:09:09.500 Huh?

04:09:10.440 I said you did that already, so good for you.

04:09:12.420 Everything we've spoken on tonight, I identify as the correct person on everything I've talked about tonight.

04:09:19.240 Please affirm my identity as the correct person.

04:09:23.420 Live in your truth, baby.

04:09:24.740 No.

04:09:27.080 But I want you to affirm my identity.

04:09:31.760 I guess we'll wait.

04:09:33.280 I would, but you called me a four, so I'm not going to support it.

04:09:37.780 Okay.

04:09:39.560 What are you talking about?

04:09:40.280 You know what?

04:09:40.840 Fine.

04:09:41.120 You're a 4.5.

04:09:41.920 I don't even know what we talked about.

04:09:42.200 Does that change anything?

04:09:42.840 Thank you.

04:09:43.080 Yes, it does.

04:09:43.820 It changes quite a lot.

04:09:44.640 Now we're friends again, I guess.

04:09:45.800 Thank you very much.

04:09:45.860 Now we're friends.

04:09:46.680 Cool.

04:09:47.540 Okay.

04:09:47.900 Moving through the rest of the notes here.

04:09:50.020 Let's see.

04:09:52.700 You wanted to talk about dating while being on the autism spectrum.

04:09:56.080 I can talk about that for ages.

04:09:57.680 What it's like also dating someone in the autism spectrum and what that's like as well and how our communication is different in the neurotypical relationships.

04:10:06.740 Sure.

04:10:07.420 Yeah.

04:10:07.620 So it's very interesting.

04:10:09.320 I think, I don't know if anyone here is in like a differently abled relationship.

04:10:16.840 Is that, or no, or has been in at all?

04:10:21.580 It's different because you have to navigate things differently and I just wanted to hear what you guys would think of if you guys would be open to dating someone with disabilities and how would that affect your relationship?

04:10:35.760 How would you, if you were the capable one or non-disabled person and dating somebody with a disability, how would, how would you, how would things change for you and how would that change in your relationship?

04:10:51.500 And, um, cause for me, both of us are, um, on the spectrum and then I actually have other disabilities and, uh, six months into our relationship, uh, I had a mastectomy.

04:11:05.140 And my boyfriend, like knew this going into the relationship and he dropped everything and took care of me after six months and he could have ran, you know, he did everything, took care of me and he's been a really great person there for me.

04:11:20.960 And, but that's that part where one partner is disabled and one person is essentially the caregiver in that aspect.

04:11:28.960 And so I want to hear from other people that are not quote unquote disabled, right?

04:11:35.140 Um, what, what, what you would think?

04:11:42.320 Well, I just, I guess, I guess I just want to hear what would you feel, how would you feel dating someone that was disabled and what, what would you do differently and what would you do the same and how would it affect your personal life?

04:11:54.320 So a hundred percent for me, I think autistic people, the ones I've met are like the funniest, coolest people I know and so smart.

04:12:00.700 And you're like a testament to that.

04:12:01.960 You have the best laugh and you're like, you're the smartest one on the table, like I said, originally.

04:12:05.440 Um, but I think when it comes to like people with disabilities, like I don't really, I mean, if it affected my life, like would I be able to handle that?

04:12:17.580 Like, for example, I know this is like really bad example, but I'm gonna say anyways, I adopted a senior cat last year and I knew what I was getting into with her.

04:12:26.500 And I knew it was gonna, I knew she had a lot of health issues and it was a lot and it, it took a lot and I had to have, like when I travel and stuff, like I know my lifestyle and I, it was like, I had to, I don't know if that fits with my lifestyle.

04:12:43.680 So when I'm with someone, I, it's gonna fit, I'm gonna be with someone who fits my lifestyle.

04:12:48.980 But if it's someone's like, like paralyzed or something, like, I don't really, I don't really see a problem with that.

04:12:57.020 But I mean, I don't think it's a problem.

04:12:59.420 It just, it just depends.

04:13:01.400 Autism.

04:13:02.620 No, not you.

04:13:03.980 Why did I even think about disabled shit?

04:13:05.920 I'm just talking, she said disabilities or a caregiver.

04:13:09.240 I just got autism and she's like, oh man, I had my tit removed.

04:13:13.680 I, oh, well.

04:13:15.420 Well, we're just talking about disabilities now, but.

04:13:18.680 Just the tism.

04:13:19.540 Just the tism.

04:13:20.460 Okay, now just dating people with autism.

04:13:22.580 Yes, 100%.

04:13:23.740 I actually want to wait for this.

04:13:25.640 How about your experience about, you know, dating as somebody with the tism and then also dating people with the tism?

04:13:32.260 So, well, communication is definitely difficult because for us, we don't communicate like normal people.

04:13:39.180 So, first of all, to get really nitty gritty without sharing, like, all the details, we're very professional all the time.

04:13:48.560 Do you guys send, like, thank you cards after you, like, have sex and stuff or, like?

04:13:52.260 We basically.

04:13:53.720 Email schedule it.

04:13:54.400 Do you schedule it?

04:13:55.140 We schedule, yes.

04:13:56.420 Oh.

04:13:56.520 Oh.

04:13:56.720 Yes.

04:13:57.460 I think I have autism.

04:14:00.020 We schedule everything.

04:14:02.100 Everything has to be done on a schedule and it has to be done on the schedule at the exact time.

04:14:06.580 And if it's not done at that time, everything falls apart.

04:14:09.880 Like, if you get horny, you're like, oh, it's not time yet.

04:14:12.420 We don't.

04:14:13.200 Like, put the boner away?

04:14:14.820 That doesn't happen.

04:14:15.740 We don't.

04:14:16.320 We don't.

04:14:17.160 Wow.

04:14:17.540 Get horny.

04:14:19.800 Riled up until it's time.

04:14:20.960 You're like, I don't want, baby.

04:14:22.360 Come on.

04:14:22.740 Is that, like, all people that are in the spectrum, which is yourself?

04:14:26.440 This is my experience with us.

04:14:29.280 For me, I don't get, quote, unquote, like, turned on.

04:14:32.300 I have to mentally think, like, oh, it's time to have, you know, intercourse.

04:14:37.780 And now it's time to do the thing.

04:14:41.300 And, okay, I associate the bed and a naked guy with that.

04:14:48.680 Okay.

04:14:49.200 So I don't associate.

04:14:50.700 I, of course, I've done all the wild things I've done, you know, on a laundry machine

04:14:55.300 and on a balcony and in the back of a car.

04:14:58.180 Done it all.

04:15:01.120 I'm the right height for the laundry machine.

04:15:04.140 But I also feel like we are very much very professional.

04:15:11.880 We respect each other's space.

04:15:13.100 We respect each other's boundaries.

04:15:14.920 No means no.

04:15:15.740 Yes means yes.

04:15:16.480 Like, and we are able to communicate things very simplistically, though.

04:15:23.340 Like, we don't talk in depth.

04:15:25.380 We don't have in-depth discussions.

04:15:27.320 We don't really get on more.

04:15:29.320 Like, we talk about beaver facts and orfish and space and, you know.

04:15:35.800 What happens when you guys need to have a conversation that's, like, deeper?

04:15:38.740 Right.

04:15:39.000 Like, if something comes up and it's, like, you know.

04:15:42.780 Usually he blows up and then I cry.

04:15:45.740 I wanted to go back to your thing.

04:15:47.860 Have you ever thought, like, maybe you're asexual?

04:15:50.300 Like, you know.

04:15:51.280 I've wondered that.

04:15:53.460 Someone told me about that.

04:15:54.840 But I don't know if that's really a thing that would be for me.

04:15:59.920 I don't, I enjoy it.

04:16:02.020 I like it when it's happening.

04:16:03.640 I feel like if someone is asexual, like, they probably don't like to cuddle or, like,

04:16:09.040 you and your boyfriend probably, like, cuddle in bed or, like, on the couch or something.

04:16:13.860 Or do you guys, like.

04:16:14.400 We, like, we professionally cuddle.

04:16:17.880 Yeah.

04:16:18.280 Okay.

04:16:19.120 You enjoy, you like being together.

04:16:21.080 Yeah.

04:16:21.540 I don't think that.

04:16:22.240 Yes.

04:16:22.600 I think that may be, like, asexual.

04:16:24.740 I feel like, I don't know.

04:16:26.480 I'm not asexual.

04:16:27.180 I don't know.

04:16:27.700 Ask the chat.

04:16:28.220 I'm just saying because of the thing that she's saying, she doesn't get horny or she

04:16:30.860 doesn't get turned on, I think, right?

04:16:32.120 I don't know if, like, you do get turned on after you start doing, like, it, you know,

04:16:35.360 doing it.

04:16:36.080 But I have a friend and she really didn't get an idea of sex.

04:16:39.380 Like, she'd be like, I don't know what you guys are doing.

04:16:40.920 She wouldn't masturbate or anything.

04:16:42.620 And, like, to her, sex is, like, something that she knows she wants to do with her partner.

04:16:46.360 So that's why she's doing it.

04:16:47.200 Right.

04:16:47.380 But it's not like she's horny.

04:16:48.420 She wants to, you know, any type of thing.

04:16:49.640 It feels like a chore.

04:16:51.600 It feels like something I just, I have to do.

04:16:54.180 Wait till you get old.

04:16:55.140 But then when I do it, I like it.

04:16:58.040 I enjoy it for that short time.

04:17:00.180 And then I'm like, when it's done, I'm like, okay, I'm done.

04:17:03.560 I'm done.

04:17:04.120 Like, afterwards, I don't want to, I want to go eat a pizza.

04:17:07.460 You know?

04:17:08.120 Like, I want to eat a pizza and find something to smoke.

04:17:12.560 So.

04:17:14.100 The more I listen to you, the more I'm like, I need to talk to a doctor.

04:17:17.060 I think that.

04:17:18.320 These are the requirements.

04:17:19.300 So it's just interesting, kind of, like, navigating that and communicating.

04:17:24.840 And we definitely have a lot of things to work on with our communication because I think, like you asked, those in-depth conversations, you know, we kind of, when it comes to, like, marriage and kids and stuff, like the future stuff, we don't really have those discussions.

04:17:39.420 We've kind of been, you know, in the beginning, I asked him, what are you looking for?

04:17:42.740 You know?

04:17:43.200 Yes.

04:17:43.680 How was your marriage as an autistic person?

04:17:47.420 Was he autistic?

04:17:48.340 No, he was not.

04:17:50.860 He, he was not.

04:17:52.700 He might have probably likely had very bad ADHD.

04:17:56.080 Yeah.

04:17:56.400 Um, and he had a, was that difficult for you being in a relationship with someone who, I guess, doesn't have autism?

04:18:01.620 Because, like, maybe your boyfriend now can, like, relate to you more because he also is in that?

04:18:06.940 I'm masked for that entire relationship.

04:18:09.660 Really?

04:18:10.080 Yes.

04:18:10.420 And I heard, like, females mask more.

04:18:12.180 Yeah, we mask the, uh, I'm very good at it.

04:18:14.980 Um, and it's, I did it for most of my life, and I don't suggest it for people.

04:18:24.360 How can you mask autism?

04:18:26.680 It's, uh, what I'm doing right now.

04:18:28.700 I'm masking right now.

04:18:30.460 I'm acting completely normal and being, uh, respectful and taking my turn and.

04:18:37.120 Unmask.

04:18:37.580 No.

04:18:38.500 No.

04:18:39.480 It's like, you reached unhinged.

04:18:41.380 Hari, come on.

04:18:42.180 Come out.

04:18:42.760 Come out.

04:18:43.100 No, you don't want that.

04:18:44.940 No, no.

04:18:45.360 No, no, no, no, no.

04:18:46.160 But I, you know, sitting politely, and, and, you know, they said, don't touch the table,

04:18:50.500 don't tap on the tables, don't fidget.

04:18:52.440 So, I just got up.

04:18:53.780 I went outside for a little bit.

04:18:55.140 I got up a couple times.

04:18:56.380 But, you know, it's just, um, masking, the same thing with behavior.

04:19:00.600 You can mask a behavior, too.

04:19:02.020 So, if I, like, I facial twitch a lot.

04:19:05.780 And so, I have to constantly think not to scrunch my face.

04:19:09.340 And that's part of masking.

04:19:10.900 So, in my whole relationship, I didn't scrunch my face.

04:19:13.680 And I just had to sit and just have a normal face for six years.

04:19:18.880 And that takes a really emotional and, um, stressful toll on your body.

04:19:25.280 Because you're being someone you're not.

04:19:26.700 You're not being yourself.

04:19:26.720 It has to be exhausting.

04:19:27.620 Yeah, it's exhausting.

04:19:28.780 You're being someone you're not.

04:19:30.080 Why do you choose to be somebody you're not?

04:19:32.140 Well, I think.

04:19:33.020 It was a defense mechanism.

04:19:35.320 Yeah, when I see the face.

04:19:36.480 I heard, like, uh.

04:19:37.860 Yeah, when I see the face.

04:19:38.860 I'm like, what face were you supposed to?

04:19:41.040 I just kind of, like, I do, like.

04:19:42.220 Oh, no.

04:19:42.820 That's adorable.

04:19:43.820 And I.

04:19:44.280 It's actually cute.

04:19:45.240 It goes with the laugh.

04:19:46.480 I was going to say, I heard that, like, females, like, children, especially, like, um.

04:19:52.180 They.

04:19:52.840 They learn to imitate better.

04:19:55.140 Like, females, just in general, like, imitate.

04:19:57.600 Like, just take on, like, whatever.

04:19:59.320 More socially EQ, probably aware.

04:20:01.680 And little boys running around.

04:20:02.600 Right.

04:20:03.140 But, um, I think that maybe that played a role.

04:20:06.280 Like, being a female, obviously.

04:20:07.580 And then just, like, taking that on.

04:20:09.700 Right.

04:20:09.960 And trying to just be normal.

04:20:11.680 Right.

04:20:12.120 You know, act normal.

04:20:13.040 Versus, like, just being yourself.

04:20:15.200 So, is it more comfortable being in this relationship?

04:20:17.420 A hundred percent.

04:20:17.980 Because you can be yourself around him?

04:20:19.260 A hundred percent.

04:20:20.100 I mean, our first Christmas, he got me a body sock.

04:20:22.200 And it was, like, the best present ever.

04:20:25.780 A body sock is literally exactly what it sounds like.

04:20:28.280 It's just a giant rectangle that you are in.

04:20:30.940 A sleeping bag?

04:20:31.880 It's like a rectangle.

04:20:33.120 But the hole is in the middle.

04:20:34.760 Like, in the center.

04:20:35.420 And it goes around the top of your head.

04:20:36.920 So, the hole ends up being here.

04:20:38.200 Oh.

04:20:38.660 And so, you're basically, like, in a sack.

04:20:41.580 And it compresses.

04:20:42.260 It's like soft, silky compression.

04:20:45.540 Oh.

04:20:45.760 And it compresses you.

04:20:47.980 And it's like a hug.

04:20:49.580 Yeah.

04:20:50.140 And then he got me noise-canceling headphones and stuff.

04:20:52.440 So, he's thoughtful with his gifts of, like, things that are helpful tools for me.

04:20:57.820 You know?

04:20:58.540 And so, it's, that's what you have to look at is that it's not a typical relationship of, like,

04:21:04.860 like, he's never bought me a diamond.

04:21:06.880 He's never bought me a necklace or a purse or shoes.

04:21:10.140 But.

04:21:10.720 Thoughtful gift.

04:21:11.380 Yeah.

04:21:11.720 But fidgets.

04:21:12.460 You know?

04:21:12.820 I have so many fidgets.

04:21:14.200 What's up?

04:21:14.440 I feel like I wanted to say that I think I'm a little bit autistic because I'm really

04:21:17.700 bad at, like, lying or, like, my facial expressions.

04:21:20.160 You're bad at lying?

04:21:20.920 Yeah.

04:21:21.220 Is there anything you've lied about tonight?

04:21:22.840 Yeah.

04:21:23.440 Like what?

04:21:24.480 Like my name.

04:21:26.060 Your name?

04:21:26.820 Yeah.

04:21:27.400 Anything else?

04:21:29.320 Autism is a real disorder.

04:21:30.820 I don't think it's okay to self-diagnose.

04:21:33.320 So, don't self-diagnose.

04:21:34.420 It's okay, lady.

04:21:35.360 I'm from Cuba.

04:21:36.300 I have ADHD.

04:21:37.700 I found out I have ADHD when I was 18.

04:21:39.720 And, honestly, I think I'm autistic because since I was little, I was, like, figuring out how am

04:21:43.260 I supposed to act?

04:21:43.860 Am I, like, what do I do?

04:21:44.960 You know what I mean?

04:21:45.320 And, like, eye contact.

04:21:46.160 I don't know if you noticed, but anytime anybody moves, I, like, make eye contact with them

04:21:48.880 and stuff like that.

04:21:49.960 Or, like, masking.

04:21:50.820 Or, like, what's it called?

04:21:53.420 Noises.

04:21:53.840 Stuff like that.

04:21:54.320 Like, it's a bit of an ADHD.

04:21:55.500 I said I think I'm autistic.

04:21:56.840 I'm just saying that, like, when somebody asks me, oh, do you like this?

04:21:59.940 Do you like that?

04:22:00.840 I, like, would make a face.

04:22:02.580 Like, I always make faces.

04:22:03.920 It's just, like, I'm just saying, like, it's possible.

04:22:07.120 Did you lie about your age?

04:22:09.160 Yeah.

04:22:10.720 What?

04:22:11.160 What's your real age?

04:22:14.100 I'm a little bit older.

04:22:15.980 Like, you're 30?

04:22:16.880 No, what the fuck?

04:22:17.860 What the fuck?

04:22:18.440 No, I'm literally in my 20s.

04:22:20.400 Early 20s.

04:22:21.160 Wait, why did you lie?

04:22:22.460 Donde esta la biblioteca?

04:22:24.940 Where is the library?

04:22:30.560 Okay, but, like, can we, like, pretend I didn't?

04:22:34.600 Oh, my God, are we going?

04:22:38.060 Wow.

04:22:38.460 I think you have a lot to apologize to Fidel Castro about when he comes visit to you.

04:22:54.780 You have brought great dishonor to Cuba.

04:22:56.900 I think I have.

04:22:57.500 Cuba.

04:22:58.220 A lot.

04:22:58.820 Is it Cuba?

04:22:59.620 Cuba.

04:23:00.260 Cuba.

04:23:00.760 Cuba.

04:23:01.080 Yeah.

04:23:01.360 Great dishonor.

04:23:02.280 Yeah.

04:23:02.840 It's okay.

04:23:03.500 Lo siento.

04:23:04.180 She's Canadian now, though.

04:23:05.960 Lo siento.

04:23:06.360 Yeah.

04:23:07.220 She's Canadian.

04:23:08.580 So, okay, you think you're autistic.

04:23:10.340 Wait, you don't have sexual intercourse?

04:23:14.380 No, I do.

04:23:15.100 Oh, I thought I was back there eating a burrito.

04:23:17.620 No.

04:23:18.020 She schedules it.

04:23:18.520 We're just professional about it.

04:23:20.500 We schedule it and stuff.

04:23:22.380 Oh, okay.

04:23:23.140 I thought you were.

04:23:26.120 I thought you were.

04:23:27.000 Does your boyfriend like it?

04:23:28.860 Does he like.

04:23:29.280 Does he enjoy it?

04:23:29.980 Or is it, like, a job to him?

04:23:31.440 Because I'm curious.

04:23:32.640 Like, who has the bigger drive?

04:23:34.840 Well, they don't.

04:23:35.600 Neither one of us, really.

04:23:36.800 We're just kind of.

04:23:38.120 We're just kind of there.

04:23:39.560 We do, but it's.

04:23:41.320 It's just like every fortnight?

04:23:43.080 We schedule it, you know?

04:23:45.100 When do you schedule it?

04:23:46.580 Usually on Sunday mornings at, like, 11.

04:23:48.980 Oh, my God.

04:23:49.680 That's, like, the worst time.

04:23:50.860 11 in the morning.

04:23:52.120 Oh, God.

04:23:52.460 I take, I take a lot of.

04:23:53.500 Morning sex.

04:23:53.620 Are you hungover?

04:23:54.720 I love morning sex.

04:23:55.700 I don't, I've never had a hangover.

04:23:57.380 No, we, it's just, it's, like, right before, like, brunch, and we're in, like, the brunchy

04:24:02.740 vibes, and it's before I drink too much.

04:24:05.060 Yeah, that does not sound sexual at all.

04:24:06.060 Nothing gets me turned on, like, brunch.

04:24:08.220 Brunchy sex vibes.

04:24:10.200 Yeah.

04:24:10.600 Yeah, because we're about to go eat, like, Korean barbecue and stuff, so, like, I'm going

04:24:14.980 to get it in before the Korean barbecue season.

04:24:17.980 Yeah.

04:24:19.000 You heard it here first, folks.

04:24:21.080 That's cool.

04:24:22.780 So, you guys do, but it's infrequent.

04:24:27.080 It's, like, once a week or once every other week, maybe.

04:24:30.540 Okay.

04:24:31.300 All right.

04:24:31.620 Okay, so this, so you said he doesn't really, like, enjoy it?

04:24:35.460 Like, you guys are just.

04:24:36.000 I think he likes it.

04:24:36.880 I think we just do it as the natural obligations, you know?

04:24:39.980 Yeah.

04:24:40.380 Natural, oh, my God.

04:24:41.640 Yeah.

04:24:42.140 Wow.

04:24:43.260 That's what every guy wants to hear.

04:24:47.320 She's fulfilling her natural obligations.

04:24:50.140 Was it hard for you when you were married to, like, a normal guy?

04:24:53.280 When, like, did you feel, like?

04:24:56.200 I felt pressure.

04:24:57.180 Yeah?

04:24:57.640 I felt pressure all the time, and I had to buy all these cute outfits and be sexy and do

04:25:03.520 all this stuff.

04:25:08.440 Oh, no.

04:25:10.420 I'm very sorry you went through all the outfits and sexy things.

04:25:15.280 Yeah.

04:25:15.700 I mean, it was fun at the time, I'm sure, but.

04:25:18.020 Yeah, you know, looking back, it was, you know.

04:25:20.440 Do you like talking about it, or does it make you?

04:25:22.260 Oh, no, it's fine.

04:25:23.100 Yeah.

04:25:23.300 Okay.

04:25:24.200 I'm not crying.

04:25:24.920 It's my contact.

04:25:25.880 Okay.

04:25:27.580 It's only one eye.

04:25:28.880 I'm not crying.

04:25:29.580 It was just sweaty.

04:25:29.800 It was the music.

04:25:32.040 All right.

04:25:32.640 Good times.

04:25:33.180 Here, we're going to jump into the questionnaire, then get back to some of the pre-show notes.

04:25:37.600 So, why don't we start?

04:25:39.640 Let's see.

04:25:40.600 We'll just start.

04:25:41.100 We'll just go down.

04:25:42.740 A woman's passion not matter.

04:25:45.020 Karen, you agree with that statement?

04:25:47.120 Wait.

04:25:47.400 Karen or Karen?

04:25:48.360 Oh, my God.

04:25:48.880 I'm just going to call you Special K.

04:25:50.080 Call me Karen.

04:25:50.680 Yeah.

04:25:51.920 Special K, you agree that a woman's passion not matter.

04:25:56.900 Madame Corpus Christi.

04:25:59.800 Madame Houston, put some respect on my name.

04:26:02.760 Ryan.

04:26:03.860 Whatever the hell your name is.

04:26:04.640 You want to talk about respect?

04:26:06.300 You want to talk about respect?

04:26:09.820 What?

04:26:14.640 That's what I thought.

04:26:16.480 That's what.

04:26:18.880 Damn, okay.

04:26:19.680 It's getting really tough in here.

04:26:20.980 She's not even blinking.

04:26:21.860 Shit.

04:26:25.880 Matt, okay.

04:26:27.200 You agree.

04:26:28.580 Leah, you agree.

04:26:30.380 Jade does not agree.

04:26:33.080 I can't even read your penmanship.

04:26:34.920 Okay.

04:26:35.220 I'm so sorry.

04:26:36.260 It's just a book.

04:26:37.340 Like, what is that?

04:26:38.240 Can you read that?

04:26:38.560 That says Anna.

04:26:40.520 That's just.

04:26:41.820 You're welcome.

04:26:42.620 I know it's Anna, so I can see it.

04:26:44.300 Any time, you'll need me to write up something for you.

04:26:48.880 Pretty, right?

04:26:50.280 It's like a.

04:26:50.920 It's really pretty.

04:26:51.700 I'm focusing.

04:26:52.640 Yeah.

04:26:53.220 Okay, whatever.

04:26:54.480 Because it was so pretty, it couldn't focus.

04:26:56.540 You seem to be fine.

04:26:59.160 I guess you don't agree.

04:27:02.340 What was the question?

04:27:03.260 Kari.

04:27:05.060 You think a woman's passion not matter.

04:27:07.380 Okay.

04:27:07.700 Okay.

04:27:07.760 So those of you who agree with that statement, why should a woman's past not matter?

04:27:16.740 Starting with you.

04:27:20.480 Wait, a woman's past should not matter?

04:27:24.900 Yeah.

04:27:25.940 You circled.

04:27:26.940 Okay, the statement is, a woman's past should not matter.

04:27:29.340 You circled it, indicating you agree with the statement.

04:27:31.920 Why?

04:27:33.180 Oh, I think I read it wrong.

04:27:35.700 So woman's past should matter?

04:27:38.160 I think that everyone's past should matter because, I think that was the first one, so

04:27:43.700 I didn't really understand.

04:27:44.660 Remember I asked you about the rules?

04:27:45.940 I'm just confused.

04:27:47.040 But I think it should.

04:27:49.620 Directions at the top.

04:27:49.800 I think it should.

04:27:50.540 I know there's directions at the top.

04:27:51.920 Repeated it like five times.

04:27:52.060 I didn't even see the directions.

04:27:53.260 I know.

04:27:54.100 It's okay.

04:27:54.380 I'm really bad at, like, tests.

04:27:56.920 It's okay.

04:27:57.880 Okay.

04:27:58.260 So I think everyone's past matters.

04:28:01.880 300 IQ questions, whatever podcast questionnaire.

04:28:05.020 I know.

04:28:05.580 It's super challenging.

04:28:06.340 Was in parentheses the body count?

04:28:08.320 Huh?

04:28:08.720 In that first question, was in parentheses body count?

04:28:11.140 Yes, body count in parentheses.

04:28:13.000 I think everyone's past matters.

04:28:15.560 I think it makes them who they are.

04:28:17.620 And so that's why I agree, or I don't even know if I, whatever.

04:28:22.680 But you agreed that a woman's past should not matter.

04:28:26.520 I know.

04:28:26.780 No, I did that wrong.

04:28:27.540 I did that backwards.

04:28:28.040 The first one I did backwards, everything else I got right.

04:28:30.200 All right, moving to you.

04:28:34.560 You.

04:28:35.280 Yeah.

04:28:36.340 Do I think a woman's past shouldn't matter?

04:28:39.340 I don't think a woman's past shouldn't matter because a man entering a relationship with a

04:28:43.620 woman worried about her past is worried about the wrong damn thing.

04:28:46.560 He worried about her body count when he needs to be worried about taking over her mind

04:28:50.340 and, you know, controlling her in a way that she's never been able to with other men

04:28:55.160 because those body counts don't matter if none of these men have ever dominated her in the

04:28:59.340 way she needs to be dominated.

04:29:01.720 Toking me.

04:29:03.120 So you, okay.

04:29:04.240 Act like you understand so we can move on.

04:29:09.700 What's with the attitude?

04:29:10.960 Ain't no attitude.

04:29:11.760 I'm just talking.

04:29:13.000 So now, now, now that I got a little energy behind it, it's an attitude.

04:29:16.680 Correct.

04:29:17.280 I need more.

04:29:17.940 A little attitude.

04:29:19.040 Can we get an energy drink?

04:29:20.380 Anybody else detect a bit of an attitude from, uh, from Miss Madame?

04:29:25.360 All I'm saying is what you asked me.

04:29:27.300 I answered your question.

04:29:28.540 That simple.

04:29:32.640 What?

04:29:34.320 Oh, thank you.

04:29:35.880 Oh.

04:29:36.360 Oh, thank you.

04:29:37.000 Is it okay with context?

04:29:38.280 A little bit of an attitude.

04:29:39.380 A little uppity.

04:29:40.980 A little uppity.

04:29:42.380 I think we can all see it, right?

04:29:44.440 What's that?

04:29:45.080 We can see it, right?

04:29:45.940 I can see it.

04:29:46.700 Yeah.

04:29:47.660 It's like what you say, a fact.

04:29:48.860 What was that?

04:29:51.080 Yes.

04:29:51.660 Say it in Spanish so we can all understand.

04:29:53.120 I, wow.

04:29:55.780 Un facto?

04:29:56.460 Leah, a woman's past should not matter.

04:29:58.360 Why is that?

04:29:59.640 Because, um.

04:30:01.240 Someone said, Brian, why is your future wife upset at you?

04:30:04.020 I see that.

04:30:05.260 I don't know about that one.

04:30:06.640 Oh, man.

04:30:07.140 I would never marry a bad bill man.

04:30:08.780 I get you.

04:30:10.840 Um, I think the woman's past shouldn't matter because, like, a man's past shouldn't matter

04:30:15.000 either.

04:30:15.800 Like, if a man is asking you how many people you've slept with, that should be a red flag.

04:30:21.640 I mean, I get it.

04:30:22.620 If you have, like, a reputation or something, like, I guess me, for example, like, I do

04:30:25.720 OF, and he's asking me.

04:30:27.320 I see that a little bit valid, I guess, but, like, let's say, I don't know, her, her, like,

04:30:33.140 you know, she doesn't do OF.

04:30:34.200 I think it would be a little bit offensive that you're, like, asking.

04:30:39.060 Wait.

04:30:39.400 It's my opinion.

04:30:40.240 Okay.

04:30:40.960 I agree.

04:30:41.500 And then, uh, you ask these questions, like, the same questions as everybody.

04:30:46.600 Do you, uh, a woman's passion not matter?

04:30:50.320 Why is that?

04:30:51.380 I mean, I would be a hypocrite if I said it did matter because I've been with quite a

04:30:54.900 few people, so.

04:30:56.200 Oh.

04:30:57.100 We love an honest woman.

04:30:58.640 Honesty is the best policy.

04:31:00.100 Oh.

04:31:02.460 What?

04:31:03.320 Who's lying?

04:31:04.500 Such a concept.

04:31:06.080 Uh, okay.

04:31:09.100 I'm, uh, I kind of want to wait until we have everybody back at the table before I get into

04:31:14.120 the next thing, so I'm going to come back to that.

04:31:16.420 Leah, why should, uh, or why do you, I guess, uh, agree with that?

04:31:33.500 Why should a woman not be rejected because of her weight?

04:31:36.840 Because, um, I mean, she could be, I guess.

04:31:42.600 That's, like, the guy's, like, opinion.

04:31:45.020 Yeah, but you would say it's wrong.

04:31:46.660 Right?

04:31:48.180 A little bit, but.

04:31:49.520 Why?

04:31:50.940 Because I feel like it's a little bit rude.

04:31:52.760 Why is it rude?

04:31:53.400 But I feel like if a girl is asking a guy out, she should know why, kind of, like, if, like,

04:31:58.000 she would be his type.

04:31:58.800 You know what I mean?

04:31:59.340 I hope.

04:32:00.800 Right?

04:32:02.440 Would you date a guy who's shorter than you?

04:32:05.420 Depends.

04:32:06.600 On what?

04:32:07.220 The personality and all stuff.

04:32:08.960 Other stuff.

04:32:09.320 Whatever the bare minimum personality is for you to date a guy who's six feet tall, it's

04:32:18.440 that personality, but he's four foot eleven.

04:32:23.100 Does he have other qualities that make him, like, better?

04:32:25.480 Wait.

04:32:26.460 Whatever the bare.

04:32:27.420 Four elevens?

04:32:28.420 Whatever the bare minimum.

04:32:30.120 Hold on.

04:32:30.780 Whatever the bare minimum personality or whatever metrics are for you to date a guy who's six

04:32:35.840 feet, that's what the guy who's four eleven has.

04:32:39.920 No.

04:32:40.800 No.

04:32:41.340 No.

04:32:41.540 So the four eleven guy has to make up for it in other ways.

04:32:45.240 Yeah.

04:32:45.760 Okay.

04:32:45.980 I feel like four eleven, like, what are we doing here?

04:32:48.020 Like, I'm kind of short.

04:32:48.920 That kid's, like...

04:32:50.660 But what, that would, you're saying your kids would be short?

04:32:53.460 Yeah.

04:32:54.040 Yeah, but a tall guy is going to have to think that dealing with you.

04:32:58.460 But that's his, like, whatever, like, that's his problem.

04:33:03.160 I don't know.

04:33:03.760 Isn't that normal, though?

04:33:04.620 Like, isn't there a lot of, like, tall guys with short girls?

04:33:07.520 Yeah, but I guess what I'm trying to explore here is you said a woman should not be rejected

04:33:11.220 because of her weight, but you would reject a guy because of his height.

04:33:14.700 But that is a very, like, big case.

04:33:16.780 Four eleven.

04:33:17.280 Like, okay, he said four, um, five nine, five six.

04:33:21.420 I would date that.

04:33:25.460 Okay.

04:33:25.740 If you said, like, a big, like, super huge girl compared to, like, a skinny guy, I feel

04:33:30.240 like I see that, like, you know, maybe, but that's his option.

04:33:34.680 Okay.

04:33:35.740 Let's see.

04:33:36.580 Well, all right.

04:33:37.160 I think it's fine if a guy wants to reject a woman if she's overweight or underweight,

04:33:42.800 I suppose.

04:33:44.080 Wrong for a man to dump his girlfriend if she regularly turns him down for sex.

04:33:49.160 You agree that that's wrong.

04:33:52.020 Madame, you agree that's wrong.

04:33:56.720 Oh, Jade, you wrote, wait.

04:33:59.520 Damn, bro.

04:33:59.980 Jade, you didn't follow the instructions.

04:34:01.160 What the fuck?

04:34:01.720 I didn't.

04:34:02.660 You, like, wrote your answer next to it.

04:34:05.060 No, you didn't even circle.

04:34:06.680 Oh.

04:34:07.340 Well, she got here a little bit late.

04:34:08.700 I was filling it out as we were about to go.

04:34:10.520 Reading is essential.

04:34:12.420 Oh, so woman's passion.

04:34:15.060 It's okay.

04:34:15.480 You think a woman's passion not matter?

04:34:18.220 No, I do think it should matter.

04:34:19.840 Okay.

04:34:20.320 Yeah.

04:34:21.320 Wrong for a man to dump his, okay.

04:34:23.380 Wrong for a man to dump his girlfriend if she regularly turns him down for sex.

04:34:28.160 Kari, you also think that that's wrong.

04:34:31.740 And Libby, you think that that's wrong.

04:34:33.300 So those of you who think that that's wrong, you agree with the statement.

04:34:37.700 Why is that?

04:34:39.420 I mean, it's a mutual thing.

04:34:41.780 It's an act between two people.

04:34:43.360 And if both people, like, aren't in agreement of that, then at that time, I don't know.

04:34:50.380 I think that it shouldn't be something that's, like, forced upon her.

04:34:55.340 Yeah, I agree.

04:34:56.240 So consent is crucial.

04:34:58.120 But what I'm trying to get at here in the question, is it wrong for a man to dump his girlfriend if she regularly turns him down for sex?

04:35:07.260 We both agree that consent is absolutely necessary unequivocally.

04:35:11.760 Okay.

04:35:12.420 However, if she's not having sex with him, you're saying it's then wrong for him to dump her because of that.

04:35:18.200 Yeah, I mean, well, if she doesn't want to have sex with him, like, then, like, I think it's something that you, like, need to get into the mood for.

04:35:27.480 And it's like, if they're a partner, if she's, like, saying that she doesn't want to have sex with him, like, maybe there's a reason.

04:35:32.780 And if he dumps her because of strictly just not wanting to have, like, she doesn't want to have sex with her, well, and that's his priority, then, yeah, I mean.

04:35:40.740 But the key word is, like, regularly, like, it continuously happens.

04:35:44.680 Regularly turns him down for sex.

04:35:46.440 I would think something is going on there, like, she doesn't like you or something.

04:35:49.920 Yeah, that's kind of where I, yeah.

04:35:51.840 I was getting at.

04:35:54.100 But then why is she in the relationship?

04:35:56.100 Exactly.

04:35:56.420 Why are they in the relationship?

04:35:57.740 Yeah, that's true.

04:35:58.580 But, like, what if something happened, like, she got depressed or something happened in her life that now she doesn't really care?

04:36:02.780 She doesn't really feel like having sex or something.

04:36:04.780 Maybe she's depressed because she's not having sex.

04:36:08.360 The chicken or the egg.

04:36:10.620 I don't know if you ain't getting laid.

04:36:12.460 You know, it's.

04:36:14.360 Hey, sex is, like.

04:36:17.080 Sex is natural.

04:36:18.300 People put so much pressure on sex.

04:36:20.320 And I get it if it means something.

04:36:22.340 I get it if it means something to you.

04:36:24.420 But it doesn't have to mean something to everybody just because it means something to you.

04:36:28.380 Sex is a natural thing.

04:36:29.320 So, if you get into a relationship, sex should be the bare minimum.

04:36:33.340 Like, you get into a relationship with somebody because I assume you like fucking them because that's just something that you shouldn't settle for as a man or a woman.

04:36:40.820 So, when you get into a relationship with somebody, if they're withholding sex, which is, like, the whole, you know, one of the main reasons of being in a relationship is to have somebody that you can have fun with.

04:36:50.520 If somebody is somebody that you can, you know, have fun sexually with, I think it's okay to dump somebody for that because you you basically are miss incompatible.

04:37:00.520 Yeah, you you deceive in somebody, especially if it was about, you know, if you got the sex in the beginning and you're not getting it now.

04:37:07.180 Now you're just deceiving your partner.

04:37:09.200 You said it was wrong for a man to dump his girlfriend.

04:37:12.160 No, I agree.

04:37:13.020 I agree that it was right.

04:37:14.740 Yeah, you agree.

04:37:15.560 No, but the statement is wrong for a man to dump his girlfriend if she regularly turns him down for sex.

04:37:21.480 You circled it indicating you agree that it's wrong.

04:37:24.720 Oh, I disagree then.

04:37:26.100 I disagree with that.

04:37:27.120 Reading is important, guys.

04:37:28.360 Reading is essential.

04:37:30.600 I think that I think that they should talk about it and figure it out first.

04:37:34.980 Yeah, sure.

04:37:35.600 And then if they can't come to if there's underlying issues that can't be fixed and the relationship is busted, then the relationship is busted.

04:37:43.480 But if it's just solely based on sex alone, then there's a communication.

04:37:48.160 Let's assume that's the only problem.

04:37:50.920 All right.

04:37:52.280 Then he goes to her is like, babe, is something wrong?

04:37:54.440 She's just like, no, I just don't want to.

04:37:56.640 We have a different sex drive or whatever it is.

04:37:59.200 And then he wants to have more sex.

04:38:01.340 That's the only problem.

04:38:02.380 And she regularly refuses him.

04:38:05.260 And he says, babe, I want to have more sex.

04:38:07.160 And she says, no, I think that under those circumstances, would it be wrong for him to end the relationship?

04:38:14.000 I feel like it's right at the point.

04:38:15.960 It's not wrong.

04:38:17.320 If you're in a relationship and you have different preferences and it's going to come down to one person being unhappy and the other person being happy, like you're not with the right person.

04:38:26.520 So I think it is like fair at that point.

04:38:29.220 But the way that it was stated, it made it sound like the guy, like she was rejecting him versus they had different sex drives.

04:38:36.740 Well, because it did say.

04:38:37.940 Well, I mean, I added that, I guess.

04:38:40.200 But wouldn't that make sense, though?

04:38:43.640 That, well, there could be multiple reasons why she's rejecting him for sex.

04:38:48.820 But, I mean, I don't want to paint it like there's some other nefarious issues going on in the relationship.

04:38:59.080 She's regularly turning him down for sex.

04:39:01.120 It's just kind of that simple.

04:39:02.320 It seems like they're just like.

04:39:03.600 I guess my question is, what is the appropriate compromise in this situation?

04:39:09.280 He wants more sex.

04:39:10.420 She wants less sex.

04:39:12.160 Does he defer to her?

04:39:13.860 Does she defer to him?

04:39:14.960 Do they meet in the middle?

04:39:15.880 So what's appropriate?

04:39:17.900 There is a possibility of both people getting what they want out of a relationship.

04:39:21.420 If you're not getting what you want out of the relationship, then you don't need to be in it.

04:39:24.920 It's that simple.

04:39:25.620 There's compromise, too.

04:39:27.020 Yeah, there is compromise.

04:39:28.300 But if you are sacrificing your principles or your morals or your beliefs or just anything as a basic natural right of having sex,

04:39:36.100 then you don't need to be in that relationship.

04:39:38.240 Because you're lying to yourself and you're lying to your partner thinking that that's going to be okay for the rest of your relationship.

04:39:43.600 Because that's why the relationship ended in any way.

04:39:46.060 I feel like that happens a lot with when you date bisexual people.

04:39:49.340 They think, oh, they're okay with just one person, like a woman or a man.

04:39:52.700 Correct.

04:39:53.060 But at the end of the day, they're not.

04:39:54.340 It's all fun and games and hot when you hear that a woman likes women until you realize this woman is devoting her time to another woman.

04:40:02.400 She's giving her body to another woman and that intimidates you.

04:40:06.220 And if you think that's going to intimidate you, then maybe you should rethink, you know, your dating choices and your lifestyle.

04:40:11.300 I feel like I was going to say the best thing to do is to have a conversation with your partner and to see what's up after, like, a while.

04:40:18.020 Like, they say no and no.

04:40:19.540 And honestly, at a point, you can just, like, walk away because that's not what you want.

04:40:24.080 Like, you have to be happy, too.

04:40:25.120 Correct.

04:40:25.580 I feel like when you're with a person for, like, many years, you should try to work as much as you can.

04:40:29.100 But you shouldn't put your own, like, happiness at risk.

04:40:31.860 Because a lot of people, like you said, get, like, dopamine or, like, I don't know what the word was, out of, like, sex, right?

04:40:37.180 Yeah.

04:40:37.660 They get deceived.

04:40:38.520 Yeah.

04:40:39.120 Did you say dopamine?

04:40:40.160 No, I was trying to say, I don't know.

04:40:41.920 Yeah.

04:40:42.340 Oh, yeah.

04:40:43.720 Anyways, I'm just trying to say that they should break up if they're not compatible.

04:40:47.960 What do you think on it?

04:40:49.320 Well, obviously, my answer is from, like, a Christian worldview.

04:40:52.360 So, do I think they should be having sex?

04:40:55.020 And, like, if they're not married?

04:40:56.780 No.

04:40:57.140 No, but I guess if you're asking if I was not a Christian, I could understand why you would do that.

04:41:02.860 Well, what about in a marriage?

04:41:04.320 Yeah.

04:41:04.540 Yeah.

04:41:04.900 I think that's where you have to compromise and be like, okay, the wife, you should then have more sex with your husband.

04:41:12.600 And maybe it's not every time and there's, like, a give and take and laying down each other's your wants for the other person because two are becoming one.

04:41:19.420 Now, I don't know, like, what the exact ratio of, like, 50-50 on compromising that.

04:41:25.360 But I do think there's a duty for the woman to have sex with her husband.

04:41:30.020 And sometimes that means for the guy to maybe not that night.

04:41:33.920 So, I think it's just, like, mutual love and respect in that scenario.

04:41:36.500 I feel like adding what she said, I feel like when you agree on a relationship, you know what you're signing up for, right?

04:41:42.540 If this person is like, oh, I'm saving myself for marriage, you shouldn't expect this person to, like, have sex with you without marriage, right?

04:41:48.080 But if you're, like, having sex in, like, you know, years or whatever and out of nowhere you're saying no constantly, something's going on.

04:41:53.560 I don't know.

04:41:53.860 That's wrong.

04:41:54.160 Karen, you have to hear from you, mismarried.

04:41:58.020 Well, obviously, as you get older, your sex drive changes somewhat.

04:42:02.740 But I don't know.

04:42:04.920 I'm with you.

04:42:06.160 I think as a wife, yeah, you need to fuck your husband.

04:42:10.680 That's your job.

04:42:12.180 Put that on your W-4.

04:42:14.400 What did I do?

04:42:15.140 I fucked my husband.

04:42:16.720 So, yeah.

04:42:17.100 There you go.

04:42:17.680 There you have it.

04:42:18.360 From the married woman at the table.

04:42:20.400 I have a question, Karen.

04:42:21.640 Is the sex drive different from men, like, older men compared to older women?

04:42:25.760 As, like, you know, when they're age?

04:42:26.780 Like, using my husband and I for an example?

04:42:29.700 Absolutely, yeah.

04:42:30.460 He's older now, too, so.

04:42:31.980 But does he have, like, a higher sex drive than you?

04:42:35.080 No, we're about the same.

04:42:36.580 Okay.

04:42:36.920 He, when we first met, that's all we did.

04:42:42.940 That's all we did.

04:42:44.200 He was playing baseball, and I'd fly to go see him, and, but then as you go on, and we didn't even know each other.

04:42:50.520 That's the only way we knew each other was in the sack, literally.

04:42:53.660 It was one nice night, right?

04:42:54.620 That's how I started.

04:42:55.200 It was.

04:42:55.620 It was.

04:42:55.980 I think relationships like that last longer.

04:42:57.900 I swear.

04:42:58.820 Like, when there's sexual, like, so much sexuality, like, tension or chemistry, that lasts for a long time.

04:43:05.040 Yeah, and it wasn't until years later that we really, really got to know each other, and now we're best friends.

04:43:10.700 And do we have sex four times a week, like, you know, the real housewives do?

04:43:15.560 No, because you know what?

04:43:16.820 Nobody does.

04:43:17.800 Yeah, people.

04:43:18.480 That's a lie.

04:43:19.220 That's a lie.

04:43:20.060 People that are 60 that are telling you they're banging five times a week, they're not.

04:43:25.660 I mean, do you even want to at that point?

04:43:28.760 No, I plan to.

04:43:30.580 Yeah, people that, you know, are comfortable with themselves sexually, they're, you know, comfortable enough to sleep with somebody on the first night.

04:43:36.760 I hear that those relationships last the longest because they're not trying to fake the funk for nobody.

04:43:41.060 They know they both want to have sex, and they both agree to it, and it's, you know, the blast after that.

04:43:44.780 I did it because I got dumped.

04:43:46.420 I had gotten dumped that day, and I met him in a bar, and my best friend was like, just, here's a handful of condoms.

04:43:52.480 Just go do it.

04:43:53.060 Some way, the best way to get over it is to get under it.

04:43:54.140 That's exactly what she said, and I had never done that.

04:43:56.700 I was like, oh, my God, I can't do this.

04:43:58.980 And I'm like, oh, maybe I can.

04:44:00.180 Wait, hold on.

04:44:00.660 Wait, how long were you in that relationship?

04:44:04.300 You said you got dumped that day, right?

04:44:06.180 I had gotten dumped that day, yes.

04:44:08.180 But how long was it?

04:44:09.600 Just a few months.

04:44:10.700 A couple months, boyfriend.

04:44:11.640 Yeah, just a few months.

04:44:12.560 But it was like a guy.

04:44:13.500 You got dumped that day, go to the bar, handful of condoms from your friend, have the one-night stand, and then.

04:44:22.260 It's like a rebound.

04:44:23.220 That's a rebound.

04:44:24.180 Well, he kind of, no, he says that.

04:44:26.120 He admits it.

04:44:26.940 He admits it.

04:44:27.120 He was the rebound.

04:44:27.760 He admits it kind of was.

04:44:28.420 Had he just, like, broken up with his girlfriend or something?

04:44:31.080 No, he had one at the time, but unbeknownst to me.

04:44:33.160 Wait, he had a woman at the time?

04:44:34.620 Girlfriend, yes.

04:44:35.440 He had many girlfriends.

04:44:36.640 He played baseball.

04:44:37.580 He had gazillions of girlfriends all over the place.

04:44:41.220 MLB?

04:44:42.000 No, AAA.

04:44:43.040 AAA, okay.

04:44:44.040 But he played for 16 years, so that's.

04:44:46.040 Wow, pitcher?

04:44:47.120 No, third base.

04:44:48.100 Third base.

04:44:49.280 You got to be careful of those third base guys.

04:44:51.320 At least he's not a shortstop.

04:44:53.400 No.

04:44:53.760 Take a bunch of women to third base.

04:44:54.620 He was that, too, at first.

04:44:56.420 He started off.

04:44:57.400 Okay, but how long did it take for him to, like, make you his only girl?

04:45:00.480 Like, cut off the other girlfriends?

04:45:02.440 Oh, God.

04:45:03.320 A long time.

04:45:04.300 Really?

04:45:04.600 Well, I mean, I thought I was the only girl.

04:45:08.120 In my mind, I was the only girl, but there were all kinds.

04:45:12.560 So he probably wasn't monogamous to me till, I would say it was a good five years later.

04:45:22.040 Five years?

04:45:22.500 Oh, wow.

04:45:23.360 Five years?

04:45:24.260 Well, we did the long-distance thing for a long time.

04:45:27.400 Were you okay, but were you dating other dudes?

04:45:29.820 Yeah.

04:45:29.960 Okay.

04:45:30.400 Okay.

04:45:31.080 That's the only difference between monogamy and polygamy.

04:45:33.660 But honestly, I only saw a couple guys, because I'm not a big dater anyway.

04:45:38.300 I don't go out with a lot of guys.

04:45:40.040 My body count is two hands' worth of people.

04:45:43.760 That was never kind of my thing.

04:45:45.600 And so I, but I was so hung up on him, it was hard for me to date other people, because

04:45:51.360 I'd meet them, and it wasn't him.

04:45:53.840 So I tried, but I just kind of hung in.

04:45:57.060 All right.

04:45:59.280 I would not date a police officer, says Jade wore jade.

04:46:04.600 You said that's dumb.

04:46:06.800 Oh, no, that's dumb to be like, I wouldn't date a police officer, just because that's

04:46:09.940 his job.

04:46:10.360 Okay, all right.

04:46:11.720 Men should pay for first dates, to which you said you agree.

04:46:16.380 Apparently, Miss Corpus Christi is, no.

04:46:19.580 Leah, you think men should pay for first dates?

04:46:22.340 Jade, do you agree?

04:46:22.780 Madam Houston.

04:46:24.200 Thank you for clarifying.

04:46:25.440 You're welcome.

04:46:26.220 Ann?

04:46:26.740 We need a counter.

04:46:28.200 You said, yeah, you said men should pay for first dates.

04:46:30.720 Kari, you said no.

04:46:33.340 Karen, you said men should pay for first dates.

04:46:35.960 Libby, you said men should pay for first dates.

04:46:39.880 Why should men pay for first dates?

04:46:42.260 I've, like, split the bill with guys before.

04:46:44.020 You know what?

04:46:44.300 Let's start with Libby.

04:46:44.960 We're going to go this way, then we'll go this way.

04:46:47.120 Generally, I think it's just chivalry.

04:46:48.820 And I do think, obviously, like, if you are a radical feminist, you can't expect that.

04:46:56.000 Okay.

04:46:56.020 But I think if you're kind of looking for a more traditional man, and you are that traditional woman, you should be able to expect that.

04:47:04.300 And I've had first dates where they don't pay, and it's not a deal breaker.

04:47:09.180 Sure.

04:47:09.240 But it's just, it's, I think, there are exceptions to the rule, but there's a rule.

04:47:14.160 Okay.

04:47:15.180 All right.

04:47:16.140 Karen, why should men pay for first dates?

04:47:18.240 Well, if he's going to ask you out to dinner, yeah, he needs to pay.

04:47:21.340 All right.

04:47:23.060 You, Ann?

04:47:24.080 Oh, a man should pay for a first date simply because he's a man.

04:47:27.480 I'm a woman.

04:47:28.280 What would it look like if I paid for my own food?

04:47:31.060 I also don't do coffee dates.

04:47:32.720 The first time that they say they want to go on a coffee date, I block them.

04:47:36.220 You block if they offer a coffee date?

04:47:37.800 Yeah, why do I want to sit around and drink coffee and be hyper with you?

04:47:41.160 For no reason.

04:47:41.760 That sounds awful.

04:47:42.620 So take me to dinner.

04:47:43.560 Why do you want to eat, like, a gordita crunch or something?

04:47:45.500 Why would I be eating a gordita crunch?

04:47:47.200 Is that what kind of dates you take girls out on?

04:47:49.180 All the time.

04:47:49.840 That's my clothes view.

04:47:51.280 Aren't you married?

04:47:52.320 That's something I go out with my friends and do, but not.

04:47:55.300 Aren't you married?

04:47:56.400 No, no, he was joking.

04:47:57.220 Oh, okay, I got it.

04:47:57.700 He was joking.

04:47:58.280 Wait, what?

04:47:59.260 You think I'm married to a black woman?

04:48:00.900 Yes, yeah.

04:48:01.440 He was joking.

04:48:02.380 Oh, he was joking about that?

04:48:03.680 Yeah, yeah.

04:48:04.220 He wishes he was.

04:48:05.320 No, no, no, no.

04:48:06.060 Why should men pay on first dates?

04:48:09.340 Again, chivalry.

04:48:10.440 Great answer.

04:48:11.500 But also, if he's going on a bunch of dates, right, obviously he'll be just spending money

04:48:15.520 on everyone.

04:48:16.220 But if he's going to focus on one woman, he should be okay with spending that money.

04:48:20.460 Okay.

04:48:20.880 What about you?

04:48:21.560 I feel like according to men, our time is kind of like running out.

04:48:24.880 Like, when we get older, we're going to look ugly or whatever, right?

04:48:27.900 So if I have to take my time to go on a date with this guy, he better, like, make it worth it.

04:48:31.580 Also, I feel like I could be at home alone cooking for myself, so it's like, why would

04:48:36.140 I go out with you?

04:48:37.440 Okay.

04:48:37.900 To be entertained or something, right?

04:48:39.760 All right.

04:48:40.820 Corinne?

04:48:41.600 Karen?

04:48:42.220 Karin?

04:48:43.460 Yeah, I got it.

04:48:44.620 I was, I...

04:48:45.700 Why should men pay for first dates?

04:48:47.320 If they ask you out on the date, I feel like they should be the one to pay.

04:48:51.460 Have you ever asked a guy out?

04:48:52.640 Yeah.

04:48:53.540 And did I pay?

04:48:54.300 Yeah.

04:48:55.120 But it's also chivalrous.

04:48:56.920 It's like, I'm like...

04:48:58.300 Sorry, it's what?

04:48:59.820 Chivalrous.

04:49:00.140 Is that a word?

04:49:01.300 Sorry, one more time?

04:49:02.040 Chivalrous.

04:49:02.580 Chivalrous.

04:49:03.400 Okay.

04:49:03.900 Just one...

04:49:04.580 Chivalrous?

04:49:04.960 Chivalrous.

04:49:06.620 Chivalrous?

04:49:07.540 Chivalry.

04:49:08.360 Chivalry.

04:49:08.920 Chivalry.

04:49:09.360 Chivalry.

04:49:10.080 I think when I go on a date with a guy, and then I always offer, and it's nice to be

04:49:16.620 denied.

04:49:17.520 And it's just a nice feeling, like, they enjoy the date, and I definitely go splitsies, but

04:49:23.460 then if it's splitsies, then it's like, is it a date?

04:49:26.600 I don't know.

04:49:26.960 I could go to dinner with my friends.

04:49:29.060 If you want to be friends, we can split the bill.

04:49:30.820 Let's do it.

04:49:31.680 Okay.

04:49:32.420 And then a follow-up question for those of you who think the man...

04:49:35.220 You didn't ask me.

04:49:36.720 You didn't indicate...

04:49:37.920 You didn't...

04:49:38.480 On your questionnaire, you didn't circle it.

04:49:41.860 Yeah, because I agree that a man should pay for the first date.

04:49:45.620 Bro, you're supposed to circle if you agree, not if you disagree.

04:49:47.820 Okay, well, I agree that a man should pay for the first date.

04:49:50.460 Well, you should have circled it.

04:49:51.580 Okay, well, I'm telling you.

04:49:52.900 Thank you.

04:49:53.520 You're welcome.

04:49:54.440 Thanks.

04:49:54.980 Thanks, babe.

04:49:55.700 You're welcome, babe.

04:49:56.400 All right, so...

04:49:57.520 All right.

04:50:00.780 Oh, my God.

04:50:01.960 So why should men pay on first dates?

04:50:03.560 Well, I feel like if a man cannot buy you a drink, he cannot buy you a house.

04:50:07.660 And the whole point of a relationship is, you know, to provide...

04:50:10.200 For men to buy houses for women?

04:50:12.020 Yeah, so that's the whole point of a man is to provide.

04:50:14.340 That's the point of a relationship.

04:50:14.800 And not just financially, mentally, physically, emotionally, all of that.

04:50:18.800 Are condos okay?

04:50:19.780 Yeah, he can buy whatever he wants me.

04:50:21.140 But if he's going to buy me out on a date, then it's not allowed.

04:50:26.260 But I always believe in leaving a tip, too.

04:50:29.700 You know, just because it's like, you know, common courtesy.

04:50:33.140 Oh, okay.

04:50:34.860 Just a tip?

04:50:35.920 Just a tip.

04:50:36.940 Just a tip.

04:50:39.480 Question going back around the table, starting with you.

04:50:42.500 Would you show of hands, who here wants to get married?

04:50:44.180 Well, I guess I should bring my hands.

04:50:49.760 Yeah, you're right.

04:50:50.420 No?

04:50:50.900 Don't want to get married?

04:50:52.660 That's a tricky topic.

04:50:55.360 You want men to buy you a house, but you don't want to get married?

04:50:58.240 Well, of course.

04:50:59.260 Because I think that I agree with marriage in, like, the holy matrimony type of way.

04:51:07.140 But marriage values nowadays, modern marriage, is just something that I cannot get behind.

04:51:13.420 Like, you know, like, you being able, a man being able to lose everything behind a woman

04:51:23.200 and her emotions, because, you know, most marriages are initiated by a woman.

04:51:29.780 And a woman taking half.

04:51:31.880 Divorce initiated?

04:51:33.060 Yeah, initiated.

04:51:34.380 Most divorces are initiated by women.

04:51:36.760 And what I hear from that is a woman not being able to stick it out with her partner.

04:51:44.320 So, in the courts, you got to spend money to get divorced, and then it's just like, that's

04:51:50.080 just a waste of money if that money could have went towards something in the relationship,

04:51:54.220 whether it be working on each other or working on something together.

04:51:58.280 You could just get a prenup, and that fixes that.

04:52:00.160 Oh, by the way, guys, TTS is $69, but for some reason the TTS isn't working, so I'm going

04:52:06.100 to be the TTS voice.

04:52:07.520 Oh, fuck.

04:52:08.460 I really don't want to be the TTS voice here.

04:52:10.360 But laying correct, let's move on, respect, Madam Puyustan.

04:52:20.680 I don't get it.

04:52:22.020 Okay, thank you, Juice and 69.

04:52:23.420 I don't either.

04:52:24.060 That was like the worst one for there not to be TTS, and I had to read that shit.

04:52:29.740 Okay.

04:52:30.200 Thank you, Juice and 69 for the $69 TTS, streamlabs.com slash whatever.

04:52:33.520 Get it in.

04:52:34.620 Going around the table, though, I guess besides you, since you're on the fence about marriage,

04:52:40.900 but whatever.

04:52:41.300 Let's just say you want to get married.

04:52:42.580 Will you take your husband's last name fully?

04:52:44.700 Yes.

04:52:45.640 Yes.

04:52:46.620 No hyphenation bullshit.

04:52:47.760 What?

04:52:48.100 No.

04:52:49.480 Fidel Castro is going to fuck you up, dude.

04:52:51.940 Wait.

04:52:52.300 No, you won't take your husband's last name.

04:52:54.180 I mean, if it's pretty, maybe, but I like my last name.

04:52:56.480 But you want a guy to pay for first dates.

04:52:58.080 I mean, I can pay for it if you can pay for it.

04:53:00.020 You just said you would rather be at home cooking than going on a date.

04:53:03.060 I would, but if I like this guy, like she said, if I ask him.

04:53:05.460 If you like the guy, why not take his name?

04:53:07.820 But hold on.

04:53:08.240 We'll come back to you.

04:53:08.980 Will you take your husband's last name?

04:53:10.080 Of course.

04:53:11.260 Take your husband's last name into the mic?

04:53:14.140 Maybe.

04:53:14.600 I mean, I like my last name, like what she said.

04:53:17.040 I like my last name.

04:53:18.060 Um, we're the only ones in the entire world with that last name.

04:53:20.980 So, and we're all girls remaining in our family.

04:53:23.000 So, yeah, I would maybe want my name.

04:53:25.140 Um, but I would definitely take it if it was something that he wanted me to do.

04:53:28.820 He wants it.

04:53:29.560 Yeah.

04:53:29.840 He really, really, really wants it.

04:53:31.000 He's begging for it.

04:53:32.580 Take your husband's last name?

04:53:33.460 No.

04:53:33.920 No?

04:53:34.520 No.

04:53:34.740 You shouldn't be getting married if you can't take your man's last name.

04:53:37.220 She got the doctor on her own, so it's her name.

04:53:39.540 I just think that it's just because, you know.

04:53:41.420 You go, girl.

04:53:42.300 If you've taken his last name.

04:53:43.740 I haven't taken his name.

04:53:44.500 You've not taken your husband's last name?

04:53:45.960 Not yet.

04:53:46.200 Last name.

04:53:46.240 I'm actually, I'm kind of in the process right now.

04:53:49.160 Did he pay for all the first dates, though?

04:53:51.060 He did.

04:53:51.900 He pays for the dates.

04:53:53.060 Does he, does he, uh, pay for the, the housing and stuff?

04:53:57.220 Well, I bought the, I bought the house prior to knowing him, which is actually why I haven't

04:54:02.360 taken his last name yet, because it's a pain in the ass to change all that.

04:54:06.420 Uh, will you take your husband's last name?

04:54:08.400 Yes.

04:54:09.640 So, no, but you said you're fine with the guys not paying for dates, right?

04:54:13.740 You?

04:54:14.180 Yeah.

04:54:15.300 Okay, so nothing to really pick apart there.

04:54:18.180 You won't take your husband's last name.

04:54:19.880 You won't take your husband's last name.

04:54:21.900 Depends on who is.

04:54:22.400 Why?

04:54:22.980 Here's what I'm curious about.

04:54:24.680 You guys just want traditional benefits when it suits you, but in any metric by which tradition

04:54:32.400 doesn't benefit you or suit you in some way, you reject that component of tradition.

04:54:37.820 I feel like it's a conversation.

04:54:39.500 Tradition is stupid anyway.

04:54:40.820 Wait, wait, wait.

04:54:41.260 Let me ask you a question.

04:54:41.920 Listen, let's say there was a guy who, he's not like the most amazing guy ever, but like

04:54:48.600 you like him, you know, you're in the middle, whatever.

04:54:52.900 So you're attractive enough, attracted enough to him to go on a date with him.

04:54:56.480 But he says to you before the date, I want to have a conversation about who's going to pay

04:55:02.940 on the date.

04:55:04.160 And he's going to, he's going to want to want to have as many conversations as you would

04:55:10.220 want to have on that related, sorry, fucking brain fart.

04:55:16.060 Where's that going?

04:55:16.740 He's going to have as many conversations as you would want to have about the last name

04:55:20.540 thing.

04:55:21.240 Okay.

04:55:22.200 Yeah.

04:55:22.600 I wouldn't go on a date with him because like, why is he already asking about paying?

04:55:26.440 Like if he didn't have the money, I can pay.

04:55:27.880 Oh, why is he considering marrying you when you're already asking questions about taking

04:55:34.040 his last name?

04:55:35.920 I wasn't asking though.

04:55:37.100 You said there would be a conversation.

04:55:38.500 I feel like, like we were dating after the first date, like, you know, years.

04:55:43.060 You've been dating for like two years.

04:55:46.340 You guys are engaged.

04:55:47.280 And it's, he's like, Hey, by the way, you're taking my last name, right?

04:55:51.000 See that?

04:55:51.720 Like, why would you, by the way, you're taking my last name.

04:55:53.480 What does it mean to take your last name?

04:55:54.740 Like do you change on your property?

04:55:56.900 You change.

04:55:57.740 Or like, what does it mean?

04:55:58.600 You change your last name to his last name and your kids have his last name.

04:56:03.480 But I have my mom and my dad last name.

04:56:05.140 So you have a hyphenated last name.

04:56:06.700 No, I have two last names.

04:56:08.140 It's like, it's, it's Latina.

04:56:09.500 It's like a Spanish thing.

04:56:11.580 Yeah.

04:56:11.860 Okay.

04:56:12.220 Well, he's American or he's from fucking Toronto or however the fuck they do this shit.

04:56:17.280 In Canada, in Canada though, he's, he's based as fuck.

04:56:20.740 He's paying for all your dates and shit.

04:56:22.660 He's like, listen, Leah or whatever your not OnlyFans name is.

04:56:28.340 Listen, it's just like a short name.

04:56:30.460 My name is, it's very similar to that.

04:56:33.580 Cool.

04:56:34.760 He's like, wants you to take his last name.

04:56:37.000 You taking his last name?

04:56:38.240 I mean, like, if it's a big deal to him, maybe.

04:56:40.800 Cause he seems like.

04:56:41.340 Maybe.

04:56:42.060 Yeah.

04:56:42.960 You don't need to be with a man and you're not taking his last name.

04:56:46.220 Cause it's just taking the last name.

04:56:48.320 It's just a part of the commitment.

04:56:49.580 If you can't do that, which is so basic, you don't need to be in a relationship with this person.

04:56:54.660 Then I guess I wouldn't because I don't know.

04:56:56.100 It's just like, to me, it's like, why does it mean so much to you?

04:56:58.760 You know what I mean?

04:56:59.200 Like to me, my last name.

04:57:00.500 Why does it mean so much to you that guys pay for first dates?

04:57:03.160 It doesn't.

04:57:03.800 It does because you wouldn't be dating him if he didn't pay for the date.

04:57:08.380 No, it's not he didn't pay.

04:57:09.300 If he was asking already, like, oh, who's going to pay for the first date?

04:57:12.060 Like, why are you concerned about that?

04:57:13.440 You know what I mean?

04:57:13.820 Because he wants to go 50-50.

04:57:15.560 Okay.

04:57:17.200 If he's really hot, like maybe I would, but.

04:57:19.620 No, he's like average attractiveness or whatever.

04:57:21.880 Yeah.

04:57:22.180 You can't have it both ways.

04:57:23.540 You got to pick a side.

04:57:24.500 Okay.

04:57:24.760 If it comes down to like the perfect guy and he wants me to change my last name to his,

04:57:28.120 I would.

04:57:28.980 Do you think you're going to get the perfect guy?

04:57:30.760 I hope so.

04:57:31.720 That's how I would get married.

04:57:32.500 Otherwise, I would just stay single.

04:57:33.960 Wait, just to be clear.

04:57:35.180 Wait, hold on.

04:57:36.820 You're not going to settle unless you get a perfect guy?

04:57:40.160 I wouldn't settle.

04:57:41.040 First of all, I don't believe in marriage thinking about divorce.

04:57:43.500 Like, I won't get married thinking like, oh, this is not going to like be forever.

04:57:46.720 Like, I don't want to have kids with somebody that.

04:57:47.940 You want the perfect guy?

04:57:49.220 No, the perfect guy.

04:57:49.920 Nobody's perfect.

04:57:50.640 But like, you know what I mean?

04:57:51.140 The perfect person for me.

04:57:52.360 Like, in the sense of like, oh, he's not going to be mad if I don't want to change my

04:57:55.340 last name, if I want to change my last name.

04:57:56.680 Oh, okay.

04:57:56.880 So the perfect, you're willing to change your name for the perfect guy, but the perfect guy wouldn't

04:58:01.680 want you to change your last name.

04:58:02.980 Or it wouldn't be that big of a deal.

04:58:04.400 Like, it would be like.

04:58:05.280 That's helpful.

04:58:06.160 I feel like it makes sense though, because I wouldn't want to be with a person that's

04:58:08.920 so like, pressed about that.

04:58:10.680 Yeah, but it's an easy way to just avoid the question.

04:58:12.860 Well, the perfect guy, he wouldn't want me to do that.

04:58:15.240 But I would do it for the perfect guy, but he wouldn't want me to do that.

04:58:17.580 But like, I'm saying nobody's perfect.

04:58:18.820 You sound all over the place.

04:58:19.560 I feel like you could have a person that it's like, oh, like, change your last name.

04:58:24.720 You know, I give you so much money, but like, you have to change your last name.

04:58:26.940 Or you're gonna have a person that doesn't have any money, but like, you do whatever.

04:58:30.100 Is that a person perfect or not?

04:58:31.320 I think nobody's perfect.

04:58:32.480 I'm just saying somebody that meets like all the boxes that I'm like looking for.

04:58:35.320 I'll come back to you.

04:58:36.700 You won't take the guy's last name.

04:58:38.240 Why is that?

04:58:39.140 Oh, I already told you.

04:58:39.940 Um, so the reason is simply because we are the last of our name, a thousand year old

04:58:45.100 name, and there's only two girls remaining.

04:58:47.280 My brothers died a few years ago.

04:58:49.780 So it would be something that I would want to talk to them about and maybe keep my last

04:58:54.420 name so that if we have children, they can carry on that history.

04:58:57.800 What?

04:58:58.420 But I mean, if, if it was very important to the other person, I would take it.

04:59:04.460 And, you know, if my, if it wasn't so important about my history.

04:59:09.940 Of my name, then I wouldn't even ask them to consider it.

04:59:14.140 I would just take their name.

04:59:15.120 That would be fine with me.

04:59:16.540 You know, I'm, I'm a lot more traditional, um, than, you know, yeah, minus the corn.

04:59:23.240 Um, yeah, I'm very traditional.

04:59:26.640 I mean, I'm voyeuristic.

04:59:28.420 Doesn't mean I can't be voyeuristic.

04:59:30.280 I can be a freak and still be traditional.

04:59:32.840 Can I not?

04:59:33.920 Can I not?

04:59:35.440 Brian disagrees.

04:59:36.180 No, you can't, you can't be showing your butthole on the internet.

04:59:39.940 I can't.

04:59:40.260 And also be traditional.

04:59:43.620 I can.

04:59:44.600 I can.

04:59:45.160 It's my life.

04:59:45.860 I can do what I want.

04:59:46.500 I'm a white man, but I'm also a black man.

04:59:49.900 Mm.

04:59:50.540 Exactly.

04:59:51.240 From the waist down.

04:59:52.620 Exactly.

04:59:52.980 And I'm a white girl with straight hair and I'm flat chested, but that's only because

05:00:00.880 I identify with that and I will be offended if somebody said otherwise.

05:00:04.760 As a black man.

05:00:05.820 I feel that I can have personal, um, I can have traditional ways for myself while doing

05:00:12.300 something professionally for my business.

05:00:14.640 So my business isn't, it's an extension of myself, but it doesn't define me completely.

05:00:19.880 So if I choose to be traditional in a relationship, that's my right.

05:00:24.760 It's like, I'm a Christian, but I reject the Trinity and I don't actually believe in Jesus.

05:00:30.260 That, that wouldn't, it wouldn't make sense.

05:00:32.380 It's agnostic or something.

05:00:33.100 I don't know.

05:00:33.400 You wouldn't, well, you wouldn't be, no, what?

05:00:35.780 No.

05:00:36.220 You wouldn't be a Christian.

05:00:37.960 And in this way, if you're a sex worker, you cannot claim traditional, like, yeah, you

05:00:44.240 could cook, you can clean, you can do all this other stuff, but you're not traditional.

05:00:49.180 How can I not claim it?

05:00:50.160 I just said it.

05:00:50.860 You can't claim it.

05:00:51.460 I said it.

05:00:52.140 So I just claimed it.

05:00:53.040 Okay.

05:00:53.320 Well, I'm a billionaire.

05:00:54.580 I must be a billionaire.

05:00:56.320 What about conservative instead of traditional?

05:00:58.600 Like, I feel like we have like, what's it called?

05:01:01.860 Conservative views.

05:01:02.840 Like, I feel like having sex.

05:01:04.500 Yeah.

05:01:04.960 Conservative.

05:01:05.380 You're conservative.

05:01:06.080 No, I'm not conservative, but I have conservative, like, thoughts that I have.

05:01:09.200 Like, you know, like, it's the way I was raised.

05:01:10.820 It's like, my grandma's Christian.

05:01:12.020 Like, my, I don't know.

05:01:12.600 How were you, wait, how were you raised?

05:01:13.940 What do you mean?

05:01:14.700 Like, I was literally, like, I've never had sex.

05:01:17.160 Like, literally.

05:01:18.180 Yeah.

05:01:18.340 Like, literally.

05:01:19.160 Yeah.

05:01:19.500 Like, literally.

05:01:20.320 Wait, you lied about your name.

05:01:21.940 You lied about your age.

05:01:23.120 I didn't lie about my name.

05:01:23.940 My name is just, like, short.

05:01:25.200 Wait, hold on.

05:01:25.760 So, okay.

05:01:26.300 OF, girl.

05:01:27.800 Lied about her age.

05:01:31.460 Tattoos.

05:01:32.560 And piercings, too.

05:01:35.000 Piercings?

05:01:35.460 Yeah.

05:01:35.860 Where?

05:01:36.340 Nipples?

05:01:37.020 Yeah, but.

05:01:37.980 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

05:01:38.940 Hold on.

05:01:39.360 Hold on.

05:01:39.740 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait,

05:01:43.520 no.

05:01:46.260 It's, again, it's logically possible that a woman could have

05:01:49.880 nipple piercings and be a virgin, I ain't taking that, that, bro, I, it's possible.

05:01:57.680 I got a belly button piercing when I was 12 in Cuba, and then I took it off, and I got

05:02:00.780 it again when I was, like, 18, no, no, like, this year.

05:02:04.540 I'm just, nipple piercings and virgin.

05:02:08.280 It's possible, I guess, but it's really not probable, yeah.

05:02:15.240 That's the duality of man.

05:02:17.200 It's the duality.

05:02:18.360 I got my tongue pierced when I was 14.

05:02:20.920 Did you dig it out?

05:02:21.720 The fuck are they doing at 14?

05:02:24.340 No, I did it myself.

05:02:25.660 You pierced your own name?

05:02:27.420 Yep.

05:02:28.620 But wait, but when did you lose your virginity?

05:02:31.160 On purpose?

05:02:31.600 No, not until way later.

05:02:33.740 Is that when you found out you were, like, maybe on the spectrum?

05:02:36.560 You're, like, no.

05:02:38.900 That was what did it.

05:02:41.800 My life's over.

05:02:44.800 That's bold.

05:02:45.600 That's crazy.

05:02:46.900 I was just, like, saying, like, being proud about doing a UF.

05:02:50.220 I feel like I'm not super, like, telling everybody that I do a UF because of my grandma, because

05:02:54.560 of, like, my family, like, some of them.

05:02:56.260 You bring dishonor to your Cubano family.

05:03:00.420 No, all of them.

05:03:01.120 Is that a sandwich?

05:03:02.500 Cubano?

05:03:03.180 Yeah.

05:03:03.780 Wait, so you don't do any of them?

05:03:04.820 I don't.

05:03:06.800 But you're on a podcast that's going to be seen by probably millions.

05:03:10.400 Do you think her grandma's going to watch this podcast?

05:03:12.140 Abuela!

05:03:12.460 She's going to speak English.

05:03:13.280 What's up, Abuela?

05:03:14.420 I mean, my abuelita.

05:03:15.420 Honestly.

05:03:16.140 Abuelita.

05:03:17.220 Hey, what's up?

05:03:17.760 I'm like, I knew it.

05:03:18.860 I knew it.

05:03:20.380 No.

05:03:20.540 I post my boho on the internet.

05:03:22.980 Oh.

05:03:23.620 She's not telling her grandma.

05:03:24.940 I feel like one day if I have a lot of money, I will tell my grandma.

05:03:27.940 Do you guys?

05:03:28.360 What?

05:03:28.620 If I make a lot of money, I will tell my grandma.

05:03:30.540 I promise.

05:03:30.960 Do you guys, like, talk to your family about all that?

05:03:32.640 Man, somebody's saying that shit to her now, Eze.

05:03:34.820 Yeah.

05:03:35.680 Hey, old.

05:03:36.680 What?

05:03:36.980 Oh, wait.

05:03:37.420 You're Cuban now.

05:03:39.020 Yeah, I heard that.

05:03:39.900 The Mexican accent.

05:03:41.120 Odle, bato.

05:03:42.960 Acer, you know?

05:03:44.720 That's in Spanish.

05:03:45.580 Are you Mexican?

05:03:47.280 We're accent.

05:03:47.920 Abuela.

05:03:49.460 That's bad?

05:03:50.260 I thought it was good.

05:03:50.620 He was good, Mexican.

05:03:51.200 That's terrible.

05:03:52.500 Odle, bato.

05:03:54.760 Is that, that's not good?

05:03:56.620 Bato.

05:03:57.580 Hey, homie, what the fuck?

05:03:58.640 Try it.

05:03:59.140 Go somewhere and try it and see what they say to you.

05:04:01.460 No, I'm trying to say it.

05:04:01.940 No, I think it's a good idea.

05:04:03.260 How do you say it?

05:04:07.560 What's the other one?

05:04:09.660 Hey, homie.

05:04:10.980 Eze.

05:04:12.120 Wey.

05:04:12.720 Eze.

05:04:14.220 Wey.

05:04:15.120 Eze, what's up, dog?

05:04:17.280 Wait, what the fuck was that?

05:04:18.740 Okay.

05:04:21.640 Odle, bato.

05:04:22.860 You want to learn something Cuban Spanish?

05:04:23.980 Hey, bato.

05:04:24.980 Acer.

05:04:25.640 Bato.

05:04:26.780 Acer, que bola?

05:04:27.540 Si, senor.

05:04:30.500 Senorita.

05:04:31.060 You a gringo.

05:04:31.800 That's what they would call you.

05:04:32.760 Donde esta la biblioteca?

05:04:34.740 Okay.

05:04:35.260 Where is the library?

05:04:35.960 We have a message here from KC.

05:04:40.120 Red Dress lied about her age, and Brian said that OF women have tended to lie on his show,

05:04:45.700 and people took offense.

05:04:47.260 We now have to take things, she says, with a grain of salt.

05:04:51.000 Why does he have that accent?

05:04:52.760 Well, the original TTS voice is British, so I'm trying to do it.

05:04:57.680 Okay, it's logical.

05:04:58.440 I'm going to have you read all the messages.

05:04:59.920 Yeah.

05:05:00.020 I should have had her done it.

05:05:01.200 Damn.

05:05:02.240 Too late now.

05:05:02.900 Guys, $69.

05:05:03.760 TTS, streamlives.com slash whatever.

05:05:05.420 So you lied.

05:05:06.040 What did you lie about?

05:05:07.000 Have you had carnal knowledge?

05:05:08.980 What is that?

05:05:09.720 Carnal knowledge.

05:05:10.760 No.

05:05:11.660 Knowledge of a carnal.

05:05:12.840 It's like a bird.

05:05:14.360 Carnal knowledge.

05:05:16.060 No.

05:05:16.660 By the way, did you guys see that video of that Karen who, there were ducks,

05:05:22.360 ducks mating, and she jumped into, it was in Lake Arrowhead, and she jumped into the

05:05:27.660 body of water because she thought that the, I mean, maybe, apparently ducks, they're the

05:05:34.900 only, one of the few species of bird with a penis.

05:05:38.540 It's shaped like a corkscrew, too.

05:05:40.340 And apparently ducks, they do grape.

05:05:48.940 Yes.

05:05:49.360 Ducks can grape.

05:05:50.420 Oh, dear.

05:05:51.040 And do.

05:05:51.920 I've seen the.

05:05:52.540 And dolphins.

05:05:52.620 Because of their penis.

05:05:54.400 And so she, apparently she thinks she saw a duck on duck grape.

05:05:58.160 Right.

05:05:58.600 And so she was stopping the duck grape.

05:06:02.780 Oh.

05:06:03.520 Do you think humans should intervene for non-consensual animal?

05:06:11.740 Well, I am not kidding.

05:06:13.040 I took a 911 call about that once.

05:06:15.800 Really?

05:06:16.280 Turkeys, yes.

05:06:17.340 Somebody actually called 911 about that.

05:06:19.520 The turkeys getting.

05:06:20.220 About the turkeys grapied.

05:06:21.900 Getting graped.

05:06:22.320 Yes.

05:06:22.760 Yes.

05:06:22.960 Holy shit.

05:06:23.840 Well, turkey and turkey.

05:06:24.900 Yeah.

05:06:25.200 They actually wanted the police to come out and separate the graping turkeys.

05:06:30.340 Yes.

05:06:30.680 That was a 911 call.

05:06:32.140 When I was like five years old.

05:06:33.220 Did they?

05:06:33.980 Did they show up?

05:06:34.840 Oh, yes.

05:06:35.620 We go.

05:06:36.420 We go.

05:06:36.840 Oh, my gosh.

05:06:37.400 Did they kill, like, the shot?

05:06:39.120 They were quiet on arrival.

05:06:42.740 Do you have to put down?

05:06:43.400 They were quiet on arrival.

05:06:45.080 That's how they cleared the call.

05:06:46.580 Quiet on arrival.

05:06:47.200 Do you have to euthanize a turkey or a duck that is a grapist duck?

05:06:53.260 Oh, my gosh.

05:06:54.320 We might as well go deep diving in the deep blue sea and stop those sea animals from raping

05:06:58.660 each other, too, then.

05:06:59.440 Great.

05:06:59.660 Try to use graphing.

05:07:01.660 Raping each other, too.

05:07:02.820 What the hell are we supposed to do about animals graping each other?

05:07:05.600 How did I?

05:07:06.540 Why did I bring it here?

05:07:07.820 Right.

05:07:08.140 Duck graphing.

05:07:10.780 Oh, my gosh.

05:07:11.640 Didn't you see that video, though?

05:07:12.840 You know what I'm talking about?

05:07:13.520 No.

05:07:13.540 The twist in terms of this conversation.

05:07:14.140 We didn't, but it sounds hilarious.

05:07:15.440 She jumped.

05:07:16.260 She was, like, trying to stop it, and I was...

05:07:18.300 At first, I was like, that's kind of crazy, but then I was like...

05:07:21.240 I wouldn't jump in the water, but I might tell the duck to knock it off.

05:07:25.780 When I was, like, five years old.

05:07:27.060 I might at least be like, hey, guy, relax.

05:07:29.320 We had, like, 20 different...

05:07:30.400 But I'm not going to, like, get...

05:07:31.900 She got...

05:07:32.580 She was wearing full clothes and jumped in the water.

05:07:35.440 That's wild.

05:07:36.040 And, like, tried to stop it.

05:07:38.500 Yeah.

05:07:38.820 Like, I would say something.

05:07:40.060 How did she even know that she said no?

05:07:41.380 You would call 911.

05:07:42.780 No.

05:07:42.980 That's what you're saying.

05:07:43.500 How does a woman know that a dog is getting...

05:07:44.740 I would just...

05:07:45.380 Exactly.

05:07:45.860 You know, I'd probably be like, hey, knock it off.

05:07:47.980 Like, what was her plan?

05:07:48.740 Right, but watch for a few seconds and then just be like...

05:07:50.260 But they don't speak English.

05:07:50.900 Did she hear the duck, like...

05:07:51.960 They don't speak English is the problem.

05:07:53.600 Did she plan on, like, physically pulling them apart, and by what means?

05:07:57.140 I'm not sure.

05:07:57.700 That's really a crazy thing to do.

05:07:58.920 It was really weird.

05:08:00.360 I'm glad they got it on film, though.

05:08:01.500 I'm going to have to watch that one.

05:08:02.620 Yeah.

05:08:03.100 I'm going to pull that up.

05:08:04.380 Nick, you can actually find the video.

05:08:07.200 It's...

05:08:07.640 Just search Asmongold because he reacted to it and posted the video.

05:08:12.500 Asmongold Duck Karen or something like that.

05:08:14.920 What's up with a lot of Karens tonight, man?

05:08:16.960 That's crazy.

05:08:18.320 Guys, $69 TTS if you want.

05:08:19.900 Okay, how did we get to ducks?

05:08:21.780 Paying on first dates to ducks?

05:08:23.360 How did you get to ducks?

05:08:24.240 It was about me lying and stuff like that.

05:08:25.860 Can I defend myself?

05:08:27.240 I started at OF when I was 18, and, like, I didn't know what I was doing, so I took,

05:08:30.920 like, some time to learn, and I started to go to school and everything, and I kind of

05:08:34.080 learned a little bit more.

05:08:34.640 The audio's muted.

05:08:35.840 Can you...

05:08:36.240 Oh, okay, okay.

05:08:38.420 Oh.

05:08:40.120 Do I speak from the beginning?

05:08:41.700 No, you're good.

05:08:42.260 No, you're good.

05:08:42.980 So, like I was saying, like, I started when I was 18, and then now I feel like I want

05:08:45.920 to redeem myself, so I just...

05:08:47.300 Because you should stop OF.

05:08:50.140 Why?

05:08:50.600 I think it's too late at this point.

05:08:51.600 I want to get, like, a lot of money.

05:08:52.620 Let me just buy my mom a house, and maybe myself, and then we can talk about it.

05:08:55.720 Let's do houses cost really in Cuba.

05:08:58.120 In Canada.

05:08:59.180 Oh, she's in Canada.

05:09:00.340 Yeah.

05:09:00.860 It's, like, at least one point something for, like, a small one, not even, like, a good

05:09:06.560 one.

05:09:06.780 Maybe a condo could be.

05:09:08.420 Yeah, you do what you do.

05:09:09.640 They said don't buy condos.

05:09:10.880 Yeah, don't buy condos.

05:09:11.540 I feel like it's...

05:09:12.340 They depreciate in value.

05:09:14.120 Hide the super...

05:09:15.040 You guys are so smart.

05:09:16.540 Do you have it?

05:09:17.880 Yeah.

05:09:18.200 I feel like it's, like...

05:09:18.660 All right, pull it up.

05:09:21.820 Gold clip to it.

05:09:22.860 Asmongold reacted to it.

05:09:26.520 Did you type in Asmongold?

05:09:27.800 Yeah, I did.

05:09:29.300 You didn't see his reaction video?

05:09:31.060 Is that your goal, like, to do that?

05:09:32.840 It's just really hard.

05:09:33.500 Yeah, that's fine.

05:09:34.100 It's, like...

05:09:34.520 I feel like get out of it once you're at that point.

05:09:36.900 And so it's, like...

05:09:37.400 Yeah, just show me.

05:09:38.440 Yeah.

05:09:39.040 I feel like it's already out there.

05:09:40.460 Like, if somebody wanted to go find it...

05:09:41.640 No.

05:09:41.980 You gotta search on YouTube.

05:09:43.880 Search it on YouTube.

05:09:44.740 Wow.

05:09:45.040 Whatever.

05:09:46.760 I'll just move on, then.

05:09:49.020 Let's see.

05:09:50.540 I should.

05:09:51.360 I'm smart.

05:09:52.540 Welcome to creator.

05:09:53.660 I want to retire, anyway.

05:09:55.280 We're here for conversation.

05:09:56.180 All right.

05:09:56.740 Moving on to the next thing.

05:09:59.860 Did anybody...

05:10:00.780 Women put more effort into dating?

05:10:02.420 Leah, you think women put more effort into dating?

05:10:06.180 I don't know.

05:10:06.560 This one's not the most interesting.

05:10:10.440 Then I feel like I gotta go back and retake the whole thing.

05:10:13.340 Yeah, you done fucked up the whole questionnaire.

05:10:16.280 You need to just, like, check, like...

05:10:18.100 Like, strongly agree or agree.

05:10:19.060 Maybe we should read the question.

05:10:20.140 Put your hand up.

05:10:21.520 You have it?

05:10:22.460 Yeah.

05:10:22.660 All right.

05:10:23.900 Video tab.

05:10:25.060 Lovely.

05:10:26.380 Video tab.

05:10:28.780 Yeah.

05:10:29.020 We have Asmongold here.

05:10:30.360 Start it from the beginning.

05:10:34.100 What is this here?

05:10:35.260 Get away from her!

05:10:36.280 Get away from her!

05:10:37.440 Hush!

05:10:38.120 Mating ducks plus liberal white Karen equals fun for the rest.

05:10:42.340 She yells at male duck mating with female because she thinks it's rape?

05:10:49.100 Get away from her!

05:10:50.460 Get away from her!

05:10:52.400 Hush!

05:10:53.220 Skip forward a few seconds.

05:10:54.400 Like, you can do the arrows.

05:10:55.480 Get off of her!

05:10:56.460 Get off of that!

05:10:57.660 Keep going.

05:10:58.100 Everybody's just standing around?

05:10:59.500 Keep going.

05:11:00.400 Oh, my gosh.

05:11:01.420 Oh, she got in the water.

05:11:02.940 Oh, my gosh.

05:11:06.140 What the...

05:11:06.340 What the...

05:11:07.340 I was about to say, she really wanted to stop it.

05:11:10.660 She could get in that water.

05:11:12.460 Could she be crazy?

05:11:13.960 I bet her name's not Karen.

05:11:15.360 She could be very crazy.

05:11:17.080 Yeah, I'm just saying.

05:11:18.200 It's probably Janine.

05:11:18.820 But apparently, they can...

05:11:20.580 The ducks can...

05:11:21.820 Great.

05:11:22.780 Well, I mean...

05:11:23.820 Like, I don't know.

05:11:24.680 How do you tell the difference?

05:11:25.980 Exactly.

05:11:26.420 That's what I'm saying.

05:11:27.220 How do you know?

05:11:28.060 How do you know?

05:11:28.640 You have to go, like...

05:11:30.040 Like...

05:11:30.640 One quack is, like, yes.

05:11:33.000 And, like, two quacks is no.

05:11:34.740 Quack once if you need help.

05:11:36.020 Yeah.

05:11:36.840 All right.

05:11:37.780 All right.

05:11:40.080 We're going to move to...

05:11:41.740 Here, let's do...

05:11:42.540 Men are more superficial than...

05:11:44.820 Don't...

05:11:46.260 Maybe if there's time, I'll come back to some of these.

05:11:48.980 Let's see.

05:11:50.280 Men care more about looks than women do.

05:11:53.000 Leah, you think that's the case?

05:11:56.300 Jade, you agree?

05:11:58.560 Why is that, Leah?

05:11:59.860 I feel like because women usually care more about their appearance because of men.

05:12:03.920 Like, we're told to do so.

05:12:05.180 Like, you know, the whole...

05:12:06.440 Oh, I meant it more so from...

05:12:08.880 In a partner.

05:12:10.440 In a boyfriend.

05:12:11.580 Like, a partner would care more about the wife.

05:12:13.500 Women care more about looks than men care about looks.

05:12:17.220 In terms of...

05:12:18.840 Themselves?

05:12:19.800 No.

05:12:20.540 Their partner.

05:12:21.320 Oh.

05:12:22.340 Oh.

05:12:23.440 Oh.

05:12:24.880 I think men care more.

05:12:28.660 Because women settle a lot.

05:12:30.600 I feel like you see a lot of...

05:12:31.180 Women settle?

05:12:31.260 Yeah, I see a lot of, like, really hot women with, like, men because of different reasons.

05:12:35.760 Different reasons.

05:12:37.880 Yeah, but I think that's because you guys overrate yourselves.

05:12:41.200 I didn't.

05:12:42.360 Not you.

05:12:43.300 Oh, thanks.

05:12:44.360 But, well...

05:12:45.280 Who?

05:12:45.760 Who then?

05:12:46.320 Who did?

05:12:47.180 He gave me for, like...

05:12:48.360 I mean, I already...

05:12:49.260 I already...

05:12:50.080 When you asked me to rate you guys, that was kind of...

05:12:52.680 Yeah.

05:12:53.600 It's fine.

05:12:54.800 He don't like black women, for real.

05:12:56.300 What are you talking about?

05:12:56.900 I only date black women.

05:12:58.040 Yeah, sure.

05:12:59.060 If that's so true.

05:12:59.860 I only date black women.

05:13:02.000 Honestly, you're a little too...

05:13:03.780 Light-skinned is what you were about to say.

05:13:06.840 A little too light-skinned.

05:13:08.640 I ain't never heard that before.

05:13:10.480 You're not...

05:13:11.280 I like them...

05:13:14.120 You like dark chocolate?

05:13:15.340 That's what you like?

05:13:15.980 You like them dark?

05:13:16.760 Heart of Africa.

05:13:18.260 You like that 78% cacao?

05:13:20.840 You said I ain't part of Africa.

05:13:22.260 The heart of Africa.

05:13:24.080 Like...

05:13:24.560 Like Nigeria.

05:13:25.720 Would you date him?

05:13:26.300 Like Kualtavar?

05:13:28.900 Like Congo?

05:13:30.080 Kualtavar.

05:13:31.400 I don't know.

05:13:31.900 They're really dark there.

05:13:33.080 Yes.

05:13:33.620 Whatever that is.

05:13:34.720 Yes.

05:13:35.000 Oh.

05:13:35.840 Like...

05:13:36.720 The Ivory Coast.

05:13:37.260 The Ivory Coast.

05:13:37.960 Yeah.

05:13:38.420 I just never heard it pronounced right.

05:13:40.660 Oh.

05:13:41.800 That's how white I am.

05:13:43.720 Okay.

05:13:45.500 I mean, my argument here is, like, of the things that women care about when it comes to looks,

05:13:50.560 those things tend to be mostly out of men's control.

05:13:54.960 Whereas the things that men care about, there are some things that men care about when it

05:13:59.500 comes to looks in women that are out of women's control.

05:14:02.660 But a lot more of it is in women's control.

05:14:05.880 Whereas, like...

05:14:06.800 Okay.

05:14:07.020 If you look at height, men can't do anything about their height.

05:14:10.660 Actually, you could.

05:14:11.520 Well, okay.

05:14:12.020 Yeah.

05:14:12.240 There's...

05:14:12.880 I'm, like, sort of excluding surgical...

05:14:15.840 Genic functions.

05:14:16.380 Surgical...

05:14:16.980 Yeah.

05:14:17.420 Surgical procedures.

05:14:18.300 Because, like, a woman...

05:14:20.020 Women can't grow the size of their breasts.

05:14:22.580 Right.

05:14:22.740 But they can get plastic surgery.

05:14:24.400 But I wouldn't consider that.

05:14:26.900 Like, that is getting surgical intervention.

05:14:29.720 So men can get the height thing.

05:14:32.420 But that's...

05:14:33.420 I don't know.

05:14:34.420 I wouldn't factor that in here.

05:14:36.440 So...

05:14:36.640 Wait, why not?

05:14:37.260 If you're factoring...

05:14:37.920 But it's about what they can't change.

05:14:40.080 But they can change it.

05:14:41.880 Okay.

05:14:42.220 Yes.

05:14:42.740 Technically, they can change it.

05:14:45.000 But it's absent...

05:14:46.180 Like, things that...

05:14:47.580 They can't change absent surgery.

05:14:49.840 What about, like...

05:14:50.520 Wait.

05:14:50.880 Okay.

05:14:51.640 What about, like, a nose or anything?

05:14:53.260 So what could a man, like, tell a woman to change about themselves that wouldn't be through

05:14:56.660 surgery?

05:14:57.760 If you know what I mean.

05:14:58.480 Their weight.

05:15:00.520 Weight.

05:15:01.920 Okay.

05:15:02.120 But that's...

05:15:02.540 That's kind of valid.

05:15:03.720 Their hygiene.

05:15:05.120 Because somebody could gain weight.

05:15:06.700 And you'd be like, okay, can you, like, lose a little bit of weight?

05:15:08.520 Because whatever.

05:15:09.480 Sure.

05:15:10.540 I say that to myself all the time.

05:15:13.000 I look myself deep in the eyes in my mirror.

05:15:16.340 And I just...

05:15:17.380 You fat piece of shit.

05:15:18.920 Okay.

05:15:18.960 Uh, okay.

05:15:20.700 But, like, okay, there's height, penis size, hair.

05:15:25.600 You could do all of the stuff.

05:15:26.640 Yeah, circumcision.

05:15:28.360 You could change your, like, make your penis bigger?

05:15:31.460 There's surgery for that?

05:15:32.720 No, but I'm saying without surgery.

05:15:34.820 Oh, okay.

05:15:35.300 Men can't change their height.

05:15:36.460 If a man is balding, not, not much that he can do to change that.

05:15:43.480 Okay.

05:15:44.000 Like, there's, there's, like, the drugs, I guess.

05:15:47.660 And then there's hair transplants.

05:15:48.960 But that would be surgery.

05:15:50.500 Uh-huh.

05:15:50.760 So what else can you change about women?

05:15:52.160 Because it's just the weight, then.

05:15:54.240 Yeah, weight.

05:15:55.200 And she could, I mean, ass.

05:15:57.540 You can, you can build an ass in the gym.

05:16:00.340 You can grow that ass in the gym.

05:16:01.980 Or if, like, a girl.

05:16:02.680 You can grow that ass in the gym.

05:16:05.040 You can grow that ass.

05:16:06.820 Like, if a girl's short, she can wear heels.

05:16:08.800 If she's, like, if she's, if she's self-conscious about her look, she could put more makeup on.

05:16:15.080 I don't know.

05:16:15.780 Like.

05:16:15.960 Bo show.

05:16:16.500 You know, there's a lot of things that women can do to be.

05:16:18.620 That's so true.

05:16:19.420 Like, non-surgical things to improve their look versus, guys, what do you guys have?

05:16:23.500 Like, wardrobe.

05:16:24.960 And you can grow a little beard.

05:16:26.940 Or, like, you know, get some of that scruff going.

05:16:31.020 They're concerned about your face.

05:16:32.340 There's not a lot.

05:16:33.280 Yeah, my angle is just.

05:16:34.620 I think women are way more superficial just because a man is going to.

05:16:39.760 I mean, if a man like a woman, he ain't going to be too picky about it.

05:16:42.960 As long as that woman likes him.

05:16:44.600 But a woman is going to be picky about a man that likes her.

05:16:48.440 Because, you know, a woman thinks, you know, she could have this and that and this and that.

05:16:52.800 So that is very superficial of a woman.

05:16:55.360 Yeah.

05:16:56.940 Eight.

05:16:59.000 Yeah.

05:16:59.520 I mean, my whole argument just stems from of the things, like, the really important things that men and women care about,

05:17:05.840 the things that women really care about, men really can't change.

05:17:10.940 Like, height.

05:17:11.620 Absent surgery.

05:17:12.960 Height, penis size, hair.

05:17:15.900 And then I guess, like, do you guys have a preference for cut versus uncut?

05:17:21.140 What?

05:17:21.820 Circumcised.

05:17:22.360 Oh.

05:17:22.540 Do you guys care about that?

05:17:23.800 I prefer, yeah, I prefer cut, but just because it looks better.

05:17:27.560 That turtleneck.

05:17:28.840 I don't know what to do with the skin.

05:17:30.540 I'm not going to lie.

05:17:31.780 I don't know what to do.

05:17:32.640 Roll it back.

05:17:33.600 But I don't really care, though.

05:17:35.060 I really don't.

05:17:35.800 If it's big enough, you don't have to roll anything back.

05:17:37.760 I feel like men like, men like to have women that look pretty.

05:17:45.760 Oh, God.

05:17:46.440 Here we go.

05:17:48.120 I have a...

05:17:48.920 Yeah, you agree, too, huh?

05:17:50.580 Like, my mom's current boyfriend, he divorced his wife because, like, whatever their own

05:17:56.340 reasons, but she wouldn't dress up.

05:17:57.780 She wouldn't, like, really take care of herself.

05:17:59.280 And my mom does.

05:18:00.220 And she's, like, this person, like, he wants to be with and, like, whatever, right?

05:18:03.000 My point is just that, like, I feel like men care about those things, the way their woman

05:18:06.400 looks, you know?

05:18:07.340 Oh, the other thing, the other thing I was thinking about, I think it's harder for men

05:18:11.760 to be good-looking than it is for women to be good-looking.

05:18:15.100 I don't think so.

05:18:16.540 I think so.

05:18:17.080 Wait, you just said, earlier you just said that you see all these really good-looking

05:18:21.620 girls with average dudes.

05:18:23.380 So, is it that they're just passing over, like, this abundance of really good-looking

05:18:28.620 men?

05:18:29.260 I think you're right, actually.

05:18:30.080 There's more hot-looking girls.

05:18:31.960 Wait, wait.

05:18:32.260 Not roasted, but...

05:18:32.880 But the chance is the same.

05:18:34.740 If I have a brother, like, we have 50-50.

05:18:36.780 Like, if I'm prettier than you, that's...

05:18:38.300 I don't know what to tell you.

05:18:39.080 Wait, what do you mean?

05:18:39.800 What about your brother?

05:18:40.400 Like, I'm just saying...

05:18:41.000 No, I'm saying, like, you said...

05:18:41.860 Are you saying your brother's ugly?

05:18:43.500 I don't know.

05:18:43.980 That's really rude.

05:18:44.840 I don't think he's ugly, but, like...

05:18:46.000 You do have a brother, though?

05:18:47.140 I do.

05:18:47.600 Does he know you have OnlyFans?

05:18:48.900 No, he doesn't.

05:18:49.420 He don't even speak English.

05:18:50.420 How old is he?

05:18:51.880 What do you mean, dude?

05:18:52.360 30-something.

05:18:53.320 Are you saying Spanish people don't know how to use the internet?

05:18:56.980 That's kind of racist.

05:18:57.600 We don't have internet in Cuba.

05:18:59.140 Why would he look up his sister doing things on the internet?

05:19:02.640 They don't have that.

05:19:03.380 That would be insane.

05:19:03.700 I know it's really expensive to, like, have internet.

05:19:05.520 People that are, like...

05:19:06.180 Wait, your bro's in Cuba?

05:19:07.340 Yeah, my family's in Cuba, except for my mom, my, like, little sister.

05:19:10.140 Wait.

05:19:11.420 Why didn't your...

05:19:12.220 How old's your bro?

05:19:13.340 How old's your brother?

05:19:14.180 I don't even know.

05:19:14.980 He's, like, 14 years older than me.

05:19:17.420 He's 14 years older.

05:19:18.980 And then I have, like, 14-year-old, younger siblings than me, too.

05:19:21.840 Like, three.

05:19:22.200 Oh, okay.

05:19:22.680 Two, technically, in case somebody's watching this.

05:19:25.560 My dad has, like, a side woman with the little kid.

05:19:28.700 Oh.

05:19:29.180 My dad likes younger girls.

05:19:30.560 Don't they all?

05:19:32.060 Hopefully, no.

05:19:33.780 Go off, queen.

05:19:35.680 Pop off.

05:19:36.840 What in the period pool are you talking about?

05:19:39.780 The what?

05:19:40.640 Exactly.

05:19:41.220 He's black, too, girl.

05:19:42.520 The what pool?

05:19:44.980 Okay.

05:19:46.100 Wait, so hold on.

05:19:48.260 Well, I think, for example, though, if you look at aspirational body types, so if you look

05:19:53.620 at superhero movies, you look at the women who are cast as female superheroes, the men

05:19:59.160 who are cast as male superheroes.

05:20:00.680 The male superhero body type is, like, you need to basically take the, treat the gym as a

05:20:11.080 part-time job, probably need to be on some sort of steroids.

05:20:14.960 Like, most of these guys, like Hugh Jackman, and then, who's the guy who plays Thor?

05:20:23.160 Chris Hemsworth.

05:20:24.120 Chris Hemsworth, I'm pretty sure he's on, he's on gear.

05:20:28.100 They're ripped.

05:20:28.720 Yeah.

05:20:29.540 Like, these guys are taking performance-enhancing drugs.

05:20:35.820 To achieve that.

05:20:36.340 Scarlett Johansson?

05:20:37.380 Scar Jo?

05:20:38.320 Who's the girl who plays Wonder Woman?

05:20:39.960 What's her name?

05:20:40.760 Gal Gadot.

05:20:41.320 Gal Gadot.

05:20:43.020 Like, that body type, they're just, like, they do some Pilates or some shit.

05:20:47.720 She literally was pregnant when she filmed, like, the first one.

05:20:50.260 Okay, guys, but their body is really hot, like.

05:20:52.800 I'm not, I'm not saying that, like, they're just lazy slobs.

05:20:57.000 Surely some work goes into it, but the physique of the female superhero, as depicted in Hollywood

05:21:02.600 movies, is it's achievable by more women than, if compared to the male body type depicted

05:21:12.000 in Hollywood films, is less achievable.

05:21:14.920 I don't agree.

05:21:15.920 It's easier for a man to get back in shape and to achieve his peak physical form easier

05:21:21.360 than it is for a woman, because scientifically, it's, we lose fat.

05:21:26.700 The older we get, the slower we lose fat.

05:21:28.880 So, a woman being in peak physical form is way less hard, is harder than a man being

05:21:34.720 in his peak physical form, because it's easy for a man to drop that weight.

05:21:40.240 Okay, so you're arguing that men lose fat easier, is that?

05:21:44.220 Yeah, it's easier for a man to be in shape.

05:21:46.080 Like, look at a man that is in his 50s versus a woman that is in his 50s.

05:21:50.020 A woman has to try really, really hard to keep her shape.

05:21:53.040 All a man has to do is really just take care of his body.

05:21:55.520 It is simple for men, you know, they always, you know.

05:21:57.940 I mean, it's easy for a man to get back in shape, in my opinion.

05:22:00.340 Well, I'm talking about, well, now you're shifting the goalposts to being in shape.

05:22:04.660 I'm talking about aspirational body types.

05:22:06.800 Correct.

05:22:07.160 So, if we're talking about, because women like to argue, oh, the female beauty standard,

05:22:11.380 it's so hard, blah, blah, blah.

05:22:12.560 But if you actually look at, like, physique, so body, face is kind of being removed here.

05:22:18.200 Although, even I can make some arguments that reaching, like, having the ideal male facial

05:22:24.900 structure or whatever, like, that's actually, like, way fewer men fall into, like, ideal

05:22:30.060 male facial structure than, like, do women fall into ideal or attractive female facial structure.

05:22:36.640 But when it comes to, what was the word I used, aspirational, aspirational physiques and

05:22:43.360 body types, you look at male superheroes, that's way less men have that physique than

05:22:49.160 do women have, like, the Gal Gadot physique.

05:22:52.200 Like, you could just kind of diet and do a couple Pilates classes.

05:22:56.940 Okay, but don't a lot of superheroes wear, like, a muscle suit underneath to make their

05:23:00.820 muscles bigger, but also, you're paying attention to an unrealistic movie character.

05:23:05.660 Those men are still tall.

05:23:07.420 My bad.

05:23:08.340 In your opinion, what would we have to do to look like Scarlett Johansson or what's her

05:23:11.940 name?

05:23:12.440 He said diet and do Pilates.

05:23:14.420 Do you think that would be enough for me?

05:23:15.820 I think more diet.

05:23:17.500 You could probably tone up a little bit.

05:23:19.740 I have muscle.

05:23:20.800 Like, I run.

05:23:21.760 Yeah, but you could do, like, do Pilates.

05:23:23.700 Do some Pilates.

05:23:25.380 This is funny.

05:23:26.280 Like, it's really, like, you know, mostly body fat.

05:23:32.000 I feel like the world is hard for both of us, both genders.

05:23:34.860 That's my point.

05:23:35.520 Sure, I agree.

05:23:36.880 I'm just talking about this specific thing.

05:23:39.260 We have a chat here from...

05:23:40.320 I think you think a man can aspire easier than a woman can.

05:23:41.960 Women spend way more money and time, like, on their physique to look that way than men

05:23:48.380 do.

05:23:49.460 Which is crazy to think about.

05:23:50.600 I also feel like you guys aren't going to, like...

05:23:53.240 I think you guys focus more on artificial improvements.

05:23:57.980 And if we exclude artificial improvements, men can get their shapes naturally.

05:24:02.220 Women cannot.

05:24:03.280 You know, no matter...

05:24:04.040 You can't avoid your genetics.

05:24:05.420 If you built, you know, like a square, you know, that ass could do, you know, so much.

05:24:10.080 You could only grow so much ass in the gym before you have to buy one.

05:24:12.940 But men can grow their shape naturally.

05:24:14.960 I don't see no man out here getting plaques of surgery.

05:24:16.720 Which is why it's easier for a man to get that body type that is inspired in Hollywood

05:24:21.300 than a woman is.

05:24:22.380 I have hip dips.

05:24:23.560 The only way I'm going to get, like, a fat ass is, like, putting fat here, like, through

05:24:26.960 a BBL or something.

05:24:28.080 Right.

05:24:28.300 Have you tried maybe squats?

05:24:30.260 I do that on live.

05:24:32.360 But also...

05:24:33.100 It'll muscle up, but you ain't going to be no fat ass.

05:24:35.480 I can do a hundred squat guy for it.

05:24:37.200 Psychopathic.

05:24:37.620 We have psychopathic gaming.

05:24:39.140 It may be small, but the Jolly Rancher still hurts like hell.

05:24:42.580 Coming at a hundred miles per hour.

05:24:45.220 It's talking about pee-pee size.

05:24:47.160 Oh.

05:24:47.620 The Jolly Rancher is, like...

05:24:50.020 I don't know.

05:24:50.380 I know that's right.

05:24:51.240 It ain't about the size of the boat.

05:24:53.460 It's about the motion in the ocean.

05:24:55.040 This guy's got a huge Jolly Rancher.

05:24:57.560 Okay.

05:24:57.880 That's great.

05:24:58.700 Thank you, psychopathic.

05:25:00.080 All right.

05:25:00.340 Moving on to the next thing.

05:25:02.200 A woman's career money status makes her more attractive to men.

05:25:06.240 Karen, you don't agree.

05:25:07.840 You don't agree.

05:25:08.580 No, I do.

05:25:08.860 Oh, this Corinne.

05:25:09.880 My bad.

05:25:10.260 Corinne.

05:25:10.400 Sorry.

05:25:11.140 Leah, you think a woman's career money status makes her more attractive to men.

05:25:14.900 Uh, you say no, Jade.

05:25:17.820 And you say, you think, yes, a woman's career money status makes her more attractive to men.

05:25:26.580 Uh, Karen, you do.

05:25:28.460 To a degree.

05:25:28.940 You agree with that.

05:25:30.500 Uh, why is that for those of you who agree with the statement?

05:25:33.160 Because I think guys like chicks that have their shit together to a degree.

05:25:38.440 You know, I mean, it's like when you start dating somebody, do you want somebody that has maybe established and she's got a career and she's got a, you know, good job?

05:25:48.240 Or do you want someone, well, I just got off section eight and, you know, I just, I'm good looking at Del Taco's hiring.

05:25:57.060 Well, I don't think we, we necessarily, men don't necessarily want somebody who's at some deficit or her life is in shambles or something.

05:26:09.800 But the difference between a woman who, I don't know, makes $50,000 a year working like a reasonable job or she's not super busy, like she's a secretary or something.

05:26:22.100 Versus like high powered female attorney who's making $300,000 an hour or sorry, a year.

05:26:30.360 Excuse me.

05:26:30.980 I misspoke.

05:26:31.740 She's making $300,000 a year.

05:26:34.100 I don't think the attraction differential between secretary who makes $50,000 an hour versus attorney who makes $300,000 a year.

05:26:44.820 Wait, did I say hour?

05:26:46.160 I get, did I say hour at the beginning?

05:26:47.660 You said hour.

05:26:48.780 $50,000 an hour.

05:26:49.900 $50,000 a year versus $300,000 a year.

05:26:53.680 Excuse me.

05:26:55.140 I don't think like men are going to be like, wow, she's way more attractive because of the, like, but if your life isn't fucking shambles and you're a mess and you're homeless and like on the first date, you're going to be asking to live at my place versus dating the attorney.

05:27:11.920 I could see the benefits of dating an attorney who's got her shit kind of figured out.

05:27:16.160 That I can understand, but if it's between, like, a girl, she's got her own, she's got a place, but she makes $50,000 a year versus $300,000, yeah, it's not a huge, I don't care.

05:27:27.600 I disagree with that statement because a woman's success has nothing to do with the way a man is attracted to her because you can have it all figured out.

05:27:38.960 But if you're a woman that can't submit, if you're a woman that cannot satisfy your man, if you're a woman that cannot be, you know, help to your man and, you know, depend on your man like a woman should, then that's just unattractive to a man in the first place.

05:27:52.860 You know, I think that a woman who knows she needs a man and appreciates a man, that's what's most important to a man, not her status, you know, and income or her success when it comes to her career.

05:28:06.220 I feel like I agree because, oh, I disagree with her, I don't even know, but I was saying, like, a woman that has more things going on is more interesting to a guy.

05:28:14.220 I don't think, like, the level of attraction would matter because what she said, if a man's going to be attracted to you, it doesn't matter what you do.

05:28:18.820 But, like, if you have a woman that has a lot to, I don't know, show, like, to bring to the table, wouldn't you be, like, kind of more, like, higher up in the pool?

05:28:27.680 What do you mean by bring to the table?

05:28:29.540 That's what guys say all the time.

05:28:30.640 Like, what do you bring to the table?

05:28:31.620 I bring, like, this much money, I bring this.

05:28:33.520 It's not, when we're talking about what they bring to the table, it's not career, it's not money, it's not status.

05:28:38.200 Yeah, is it, like, personality?

05:28:39.760 Can you make this man laugh?

05:28:41.280 Can you make this man confide in you?

05:28:43.380 Can you take care of this man mentally?

05:28:44.860 It's not just about money.

05:28:46.040 And that's what people often overlook because they always think it's money, money, money, when, you know, money is at least of a motherfucker's problems, a motherfucker's worries.

05:28:54.420 It should be about how both of these people can take care of each other.

05:28:58.620 Not money, but, like, education or hobbies or, like, I don't know, something, a book that you read that gives you a lot of...

05:29:03.980 What's your hobby?

05:29:04.740 I game.

05:29:05.660 Huh?

05:29:05.960 I'm a gamer.

05:29:06.800 She's a gamer.

05:29:08.440 And she also...

05:29:09.840 I also read mangos.

05:29:10.900 Posts her butthole on the internet.

05:29:13.200 And do?

05:29:15.080 I do.

05:29:15.680 But not in...

05:29:16.800 I mean, yeah.

05:29:17.420 I mean, yeah.

05:29:18.520 All right.

05:29:18.760 All right.

05:29:19.820 No pushback.

05:29:20.680 Anybody else?

05:29:21.280 Any pushback on this?

05:29:22.700 So my position is men don't care about women's career money status.

05:29:26.940 They don't.

05:29:27.520 Like, it doesn't make...

05:29:28.240 They do.

05:29:28.400 It doesn't make her more attractive.

05:29:30.640 No, it doesn't.

05:29:31.420 I'm sorry.

05:29:32.260 I definitely think they do, especially when you get into higher levels of education or class or wealth.

05:29:39.320 Who you marry is going to be someone who reflects your status.

05:29:43.140 And you want to have status to create a new status for your family and for your children.

05:29:48.340 So when you get into upper class lifestyle, you're going to find...

05:29:52.120 What percentage of people is that?

05:29:53.340 We're going to...

05:29:54.280 Sorry.

05:29:54.540 Well, what percentage of people is that?

05:29:57.180 I mean, it's...

05:29:58.260 Like 1% of people?

05:29:58.760 Well, I mean, if I'm saying...

05:29:59.920 Are you talking about 1%?

05:30:00.160 When I say upper class, upper class maybe would be somebody who's making more than, like, $500,000 to $700,000 a year.

05:30:08.460 They're not going to go after the girl who makes $50,000.

05:30:11.220 I mean, they might.

05:30:12.020 They might.

05:30:12.340 Let's talk about the 99% of people.

05:30:13.400 No, but wait, wait, wait.

05:30:14.400 Because, see, that's where she going wrong at.

05:30:15.960 I don't think it's about what this woman makes.

05:30:18.580 You know, this woman not being able to take care of herself is, you know, what a man is supposed to worry about in the first place.

05:30:25.540 So, making it about the money is where people go wrong at because in a relationship, you want somebody to take care of.

05:30:34.500 I mean, that's just natural.

05:30:35.580 As a man, you want to feel needed.

05:30:37.220 A marriage is a business, though.

05:30:38.440 Correct.

05:30:38.880 It is a business, but you saying that a woman, a man cares more about her status quo.

05:30:46.360 No, a man cares about this woman reflecting his discipline, this woman reflecting his values,

05:30:51.920 this woman reflecting his, you know, control and the type of control he has over her.

05:30:57.360 It's not just about the money, and it's not just about the status quo.

05:31:00.160 Because he can build this woman up to be classy and, you know, carry herself with class.

05:31:03.980 And if that money is hers, too, then the money don't matter.

05:31:08.580 But the values and the respect and the discipline matters most.

05:31:12.420 Right.

05:31:12.700 No, I agree with that part.

05:31:14.140 But I do think that people marry within their class, and that can't be denied.

05:31:17.820 Take, like, take the opposite of that.

05:31:20.000 Like, does it matter for a guy?

05:31:22.140 Like, does it make a guy more attractive when he makes a lot of money and all of that?

05:31:29.160 Yes.

05:31:30.040 I also feel like...

05:31:31.060 Sorry.

05:31:32.800 I think I got her off.

05:31:33.840 Like, Tiffany Haddish has that expression.

05:31:36.040 It's so great.

05:31:36.800 She's like, you're not going to meet your millionaire wearing your $22 Shein dress.

05:31:42.720 You know?

05:31:43.280 Yeah.

05:31:43.860 Yeah.

05:31:44.420 I also feel like...

05:31:45.000 Realistically.

05:31:45.680 Yeah.

05:31:45.820 Don't people look down on people that are a little bit dumb or, like, act a little bit

05:31:49.660 like bimbo type of energy?

05:31:51.100 It's my favorite type of person.

05:31:53.000 Why?

05:31:53.360 Because you can't control them or what?

05:31:55.060 No.

05:31:55.620 Then why?

05:31:56.240 Why do you like that?

05:31:56.600 It's just, there's something nice about somebody who's simple, you know?

05:31:59.300 Like, somebody who's a little too smart.

05:32:01.280 That's like, all these people who are super smart are all very anxious and shit.

05:32:05.680 That's true.

05:32:06.240 That's not true.

05:32:07.680 People can be smart and too...

05:32:08.820 There's something attractive about someone who's simple.

05:32:13.260 Or stupid.

05:32:13.760 That's just a lot of like you.

05:32:14.300 Is that what you mean?

05:32:14.980 Why does that say...

05:32:15.840 But I don't want to be like...

05:32:17.020 I don't need to have, like, deep philosophical conversations with my girlfriend.

05:32:21.200 Oh, then that just makes you boring.

05:32:22.480 You don't have to.

05:32:22.780 And if you want to be with a boring bitch, then that's cool.

05:32:24.840 That's your preference.

05:32:26.120 Boring is good.

05:32:26.800 I like boring.

05:32:27.600 But that's you.

05:32:28.240 But I'm just saying, like...

05:32:28.880 I like simple.

05:32:29.600 I don't want to be, like...

05:32:31.100 But then it also takes this other angle of being in a contentious...

05:32:35.460 Like, always arguing and shit.

05:32:37.000 I don't want to be challenged.

05:32:40.940 I think people confuse arguing for having, you know, a conversation.

05:32:46.080 It's okay to state your points and not take it personal.

05:32:49.280 It's not an argument if, you know, you're having a conversation and going back and forth.

05:32:53.240 If you're looking at it like an argument, then maybe you need to change your perspective.

05:32:56.480 Were we having a conversation earlier?

05:32:57.740 We were.

05:32:58.320 Or was that an argument?

05:32:59.300 We were having a conversation.

05:33:00.340 In my opinion, we were having a conversation.

05:33:02.440 Were you enjoying the conversation, though?

05:33:04.060 I love the conversation.

05:33:06.320 No, that was...

05:33:06.940 I love hearing everybody's point of view.

05:33:09.800 And one thing about conversation is you can't take personal.

05:33:11.780 You're cutting off our Latina friends a little bit.

05:33:12.660 You can't take nothing personal.

05:33:14.060 Go ahead, baby.

05:33:14.480 You were kind of being rude to our Cuban friend.

05:33:17.980 Of course.

05:33:19.080 I know.

05:33:19.360 We made a...

05:33:19.840 We besties now.

05:33:20.560 Are you guys...

05:33:21.280 Because we know that conversation, it shouldn't be taken personally.

05:33:24.620 That's it.

05:33:25.400 That's it.

05:33:25.580 Why did you do that?

05:33:26.500 Because I'm sweating.

05:33:27.780 Oh, I thought you were, like...

05:33:28.940 Like, when you touched her, you were, like, rubbing it off on you.

05:33:32.820 He's trying to be shady.

05:33:34.760 He's trying to be shady.

05:33:35.660 No, no, no.

05:33:36.120 Like, I'm just looking out for you because we're homies.

05:33:38.220 Oh.

05:33:39.140 And she was, like, doing some weird...

05:33:40.780 Who said we're homies?

05:33:41.380 Who said we're homies?

05:33:43.600 You said it earlier.

05:33:44.620 I didn't say that.

05:33:45.420 Yeah, you said we were homies.

05:33:47.500 You said we were homies.

05:33:48.700 Rewind.

05:33:49.700 Rewind.

05:33:50.740 All right, we have two chats here.

05:33:52.040 We have psychopathic gaming.

05:33:53.940 Brian's slowly falling in love with his future wife in chair two.

05:33:57.020 I can see it.

05:33:57.980 Love myself a strong, independent queen.

05:34:00.700 Are we invited to the wedding?

05:34:01.580 Base Thor.

05:34:03.180 Can you surprise me?

05:34:04.180 No.

05:34:04.800 Okay, Base Thor.

05:34:05.640 Chair two claims she's on par with...

05:34:07.860 Oh, hold on.

05:34:09.580 Base Thor.

05:34:10.300 Thank you.

05:34:10.820 Chair two claims she's on par with Megan Fox.

05:34:14.480 Is it gonna...

05:34:15.140 Man, it's taking forever.

05:34:15.940 Hold on.

05:34:17.820 I don't want to start reading it until...

05:34:19.560 Damn, what the fuck?

05:34:20.840 Agrees that women lie more than men, saying women lie to themselves all the time while claiming

05:34:25.840 she's a 10 out of 10.

05:34:26.900 Can't make this up.

05:34:27.960 What a stupidasso?

05:34:31.400 Stupidasso?

05:34:32.000 Oh.

05:34:33.060 Stupid.

05:34:33.620 Hey, I'm here to represent the 304 community, too.

05:34:36.140 Shout out to all my 304s out there.

05:34:37.580 Shout out.

05:34:38.140 Y'all see what I'm doing?

05:34:39.080 Holler at me.

05:34:40.080 Holler at me.

05:34:40.740 Young girl.

05:34:41.840 Okay.

05:34:42.740 They can't handle this real talk.

05:34:45.840 Wait, where were we?

05:34:47.320 Was it career?

05:34:48.660 Where were we?

05:34:49.220 I think we were just talking about, like, career and, like, yeah.

05:34:53.300 And how much...

05:34:54.300 Oh, yeah.

05:34:58.800 You were talking about, I think?

05:35:00.320 No, we were...

05:35:01.220 Was that you?

05:35:03.120 What were we talking about?

05:35:04.300 Sorry.

05:35:04.680 About business and relationships?

05:35:06.400 Yeah, the last thing you were talking about was how status quo and you having to be on

05:35:11.900 the same status with the partner that you have.

05:35:14.160 Yeah, I really do believe that.

05:35:16.220 I've watched lots of young people date people all, you know, school year long, and at the

05:35:22.580 end of the semester, they go marry somebody within their class.

05:35:25.780 So, I mean, like what she said, you're not going to meet a millionaire in your Shein dress.

05:35:30.720 You also, like, are most likely to meet someone, like, in the same circles.

05:35:34.640 Yeah, yeah, like, with your golf, so you're spending time in the same...

05:35:38.320 Yeah.

05:35:38.760 So, you're in a space where you're around people who have similar ideals and standards

05:35:43.060 for their lives.

05:35:44.580 I also feel like it's good to bring your own thing so you have, like, your security of,

05:35:48.300 like, if this person wanted to divorce you or whatever, right, you don't just have nothing

05:35:52.600 to fall on, you know what I mean?

05:35:53.260 Correct.

05:35:53.740 You got to bring your own value to the table.

05:35:55.680 You can't demand value and not be able to bring it.

05:35:57.940 Exactly.

05:35:58.540 That's why, like, I want to make my own money.

05:36:00.040 I want to come into a relationship with my own money where, like, I'm demanding, like,

05:36:03.620 you've had this much money because I have that, you know what I mean?

05:36:06.860 So, do we think that Jeff Bezos just married Lauren Sanchez and she's on the same level as

05:36:12.180 him?

05:36:13.620 Well, that's an outlier because he's a billionaire and there's so few billionaires, so I don't

05:36:18.680 think that's...

05:36:20.040 Is she a billionaire?

05:36:21.100 He's such a rare phenomenon that their relationship...

05:36:24.740 But yes, within their class, yes, she was rubbing elbows with all the same people that

05:36:29.200 he knew that's how she met him in the first place.

05:36:31.760 She's been married a few times and all of them were extremely wealthy.

05:36:35.400 There you go.

05:36:35.920 That's a fat L for...

05:36:37.420 I think that's an L.

05:36:38.220 What?

05:36:38.300 Me?

05:36:38.660 No, no, for Bezos.

05:36:40.560 Oh, yeah.

05:36:41.240 Like, here's the richest man, one of the richest men in the world.

05:36:44.480 And it's like, like multi...

05:36:47.240 You said multiple divorces?

05:36:49.800 Lauren Sanchez.

05:36:51.160 Yeah, I think she's been married three times or something.

05:36:51.940 Yeah, I know who she is, but like, single...

05:36:53.940 Like, she's a mom, single mom, whatever.

05:36:56.060 Yeah.

05:36:56.180 What has she done to her face?

05:36:59.920 She was so pretty.

05:37:01.760 She was so pretty.

05:37:02.000 You know what I think it is?

05:37:02.980 Didn't he, like, he used to deal with her back in the day or something?

05:37:06.400 Yeah, he had a thing for her or something.

05:37:07.900 Had a thing for her back in the day.

05:37:10.080 You know, maybe it's like she does...

05:37:13.360 Oh, I don't even want to...

05:37:14.580 She was on Telemodel.

05:37:15.960 Some of these guys are simping for, like, some good...

05:37:19.180 I don't know.

05:37:19.860 Maybe she's into some weird shit.

05:37:21.840 Okay.

05:37:22.180 Jack Bates is a sin?

05:37:22.620 And he's into some weird shit, and they just align on the weird shit.

05:37:26.200 Sure.

05:37:26.520 Do you know what my dad would say?

05:37:27.760 My dad would say, she must have a hell of a snapper.

05:37:30.740 Oh.

05:37:31.360 She's got it.

05:37:32.180 I have a real life sample from here.

05:37:34.480 Put that pussy on.

05:37:35.820 I don't know if I can say this.

05:37:36.440 What's up?

05:37:37.760 Go ahead.

05:37:38.540 I was going to say, the whole Ari and Young Gravy thing compared to her friend, Chloe?

05:37:42.680 Like, what is he...

05:37:44.080 Guys, go to twitch.tv slash short effort.

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05:37:46.780 Guys, it's been, holy shit, 15 minutes since we got a prime sub.

05:37:49.560 I think it's bugged, boys.

05:37:50.480 I think it is bugged.

05:37:51.960 Guys, test a prime sub if you can.

05:37:54.220 Also, drop us a follow.

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05:38:11.740 These names are crazy.

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05:38:15.660 I think it's bugged, boys.

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05:38:18.100 Thank you.

05:38:18.380 Hey.

05:38:19.020 Thank you.

05:38:19.280 Thank you.

05:38:19.620 Whatever pocket.

05:38:20.300 What were you saying?

05:38:21.020 Leave it here.

05:38:21.480 I was just saying, like, why did John Gravy pop up with, like, his current girlfriend,

05:38:24.980 but not with, like, Chloe, like, the girl, right?

05:38:27.420 Why?

05:38:27.900 Because I'm thinking he thinks that Ari is kind of more worth it or something.

05:38:32.140 Not my opinion, but you know what I'm saying, right?

05:38:34.220 More followers, more fans.

05:38:35.800 More?

05:38:36.420 More fame.

05:38:37.160 I mean, I'm friends with Chloe.

05:38:38.480 I don't know.

05:38:38.500 I don't think we should look to, like, rappers for, like, what is.

05:38:41.440 Yeah, I don't know anything about it.

05:38:43.260 Well, yeah.

05:38:43.820 I mean, I'm friends with Chloe, and I know that she's, like, really popular on social media,

05:38:47.660 and successful in her career, but I know that, like, she was just put off that, like, I do

05:38:56.960 think that maybe there was, like, something around that.

05:39:01.900 Like, everyone thought it was kind of staged at first, like, that they were, like, they

05:39:05.200 were just doing it as, like, a marketing thing, like, to boost each other up, but they were

05:39:10.560 actually dating, and it's weird that, like, he was telling Chloe when they were together,

05:39:15.120 like, she doesn't, like, please don't post me, like, don't say things, and she was, like,

05:39:19.340 okay, and then now he's just, like, his whole entire, like, Instagram is, like, all about

05:39:25.180 Ari, so I understand, like, her frustration there, but it's interesting to see that perspective

05:39:30.280 of, like, maybe he thought that she brought more to the table, and then Chloe might have,

05:39:36.600 but, and, like, that's why, like, he went public with Ari and not with Chloe.

05:39:43.020 Yeah, I don't know.

05:39:44.660 It's a question for young gravy.

05:39:47.180 True.

05:39:47.720 Okay, cool.

05:39:48.840 All right, well, moving on.

05:39:52.740 Oh, wait, hold on.

05:39:53.520 No, fuck that.

05:39:53.960 I'm not moving on.

05:39:54.540 Look, I think if you look at a male attorney, well, I'd agree that he's going to be moving

05:40:00.980 in a certain circle, maybe there's some fucking paralegals and shit, he's just smashing, running

05:40:04.900 through, whatever it is, thank you, and, you know, maybe he ends up, you know, with another

05:40:10.760 attorney, whatever it may be, he's way more likely to be willing to date a woman who's

05:40:15.900 a barista than the reverse, so a female attorney, I think, is very unlikely to want to date a male

05:40:21.540 barista.

05:40:22.040 So, right.

05:40:24.900 Good talk.

05:40:25.720 That was great.

05:40:26.320 Thank you, guys.

05:40:27.060 All right, we have, let's see, why don't we do, women are oppressed in the USA, to which

05:40:33.460 we have Anna, is it Ann or Anna?

05:40:38.740 Yes, Anna.

05:40:39.520 Anna.

05:40:40.020 Anna Fumi.

05:40:40.920 You said, you agree, women are oppressed in the USA.

05:40:44.120 Does anybody else agree with that, or?

05:40:45.720 No.

05:40:46.440 Okay, just you.

05:40:47.360 Why is that?

05:40:47.920 I don't even remember writing that, so.

05:40:50.520 Well, you just, let me think.

05:40:51.380 Okay, women, is that the exact question?

05:40:53.680 Women are oppressed in the USA, to which you said you agree.

05:40:57.360 Why is that?

05:40:58.160 I don't know.

05:40:58.600 I think I made that one up.

05:40:59.620 I don't really care.

05:41:00.540 Oh, is it because?

05:41:00.940 Either way, I'm sorry.

05:41:02.080 I mean, yes, women are, in some ways, women do have, you know, they can be oppressed.

05:41:08.160 So, yes, anyone can be oppressed.

05:41:10.100 So, therefore, yeah.

05:41:11.880 Welcome.

05:41:12.220 How, how, though?

05:41:14.360 How are women oppressed?

05:41:15.480 Oh, I don't know.

05:41:17.400 Just like.

05:41:17.820 You don't know?

05:41:18.540 Just things that have.

05:41:19.460 I'm sorry.

05:41:19.880 I'm tired.

05:41:20.380 Let me think.

05:41:20.880 Okay, so.

05:41:21.340 You have that.

05:41:22.020 Pound that shit.

05:41:22.800 I can't.

05:41:23.600 It makes, it gives me a heartburn, but.

05:41:25.600 Did you have any of it?

05:41:26.220 I don't know.

05:41:26.280 There are situations where people have been, you know.

05:41:28.460 Did you have some of it?

05:41:29.320 I had a little bit.

05:41:30.080 I don't drink a lot of caffeine, to be honest.

05:41:33.940 But, yeah, situations where women aren't believed in situations, which it's.

05:41:39.060 Relieved?

05:41:40.300 Believed.

05:41:40.700 Believed in situations of, you know, issues like that.

05:41:43.460 Okay.

05:41:44.000 Let's talk about something more positive.

05:41:45.980 It's so depressing.

05:41:46.780 I feel like the Me Too movement showed that women are going to be believed far more than

05:41:51.520 men.

05:41:53.440 Maybe it did.

05:41:54.420 Maybe to some people it's viewed that way.

05:41:55.560 And plus, you guys have the Constitution.

05:41:57.680 You have the First Amendment.

05:41:58.720 You can speak your mind.

05:42:00.080 America.

05:42:01.060 You are not a person.

05:42:01.740 You don't have that over there.

05:42:02.220 It's the greatest country in the world.

05:42:03.620 No, the United Kingdom does not have a Constitution.

05:42:06.500 Oh.

05:42:06.880 Which makes America the greatest country in the world.

05:42:09.240 Women are not oppressed in America.

05:42:11.020 It's so easy being a girl nowadays.

05:42:13.100 If you're struggling as a girl, that's your fault.

05:42:14.800 Who makes the rules, though?

05:42:16.340 Like, the Constitution.

05:42:18.320 Hold on.

05:42:18.640 Before we get into that.

05:42:20.280 If we say.

05:42:22.980 Where are they guys?

05:42:24.080 Like, if we believe women, wouldn't that mean to disbelieve men?

05:42:30.080 I'm so tired.

05:42:32.600 I'm going to oppress you right now if you keep asking me questions.

05:42:36.800 I think that, yes, you should.

05:42:38.860 I think the whole idea of believe the victim or believe the person who says it and then weed it out.

05:42:44.900 Like, what you said earlier about the burden of proof and et cetera, et cetera.

05:42:49.620 So, you can't just believe, I mean, you can't believe everything.

05:42:53.220 But at the same time, I do think that there's been more situations where women and young girls have not been believed.

05:42:59.240 There was a show called Unbelievable on Netflix, and it was really good.

05:43:02.760 And it was based on a true story where they told her she was lying until they found her driver's license in the guy's house.

05:43:09.820 So, and she, like, they had to give her all this money, but it was all because they chose not to believe her just off of how she was, her demeanor, what she was saying.

05:43:20.920 They didn't feel like she was sad enough.

05:43:22.880 So, I mean, yes, there is some oppression that can occur, but men get oppressed, too.

05:43:27.120 So, I'm not saying it's a, you know, just women solely get oppressed.

05:43:31.180 There's a lot of men who go through a lot of physical and mental and emotional abuse at the hands of their spouses, and people joke around, you know, there's so much, like, there's so much hate for a man saying, hey, somebody's abusing me and hurting me and treating me poorly.

05:43:46.760 Everybody's like, suck it up, buttercup, you know?

05:43:48.640 And so, it's like a lot of men experience similar oppression, psychological oppression, to be honest.

05:43:55.060 That is true.

05:43:56.020 But, okay, when it comes to the whole, like, believe all women thing, unless the guy comes out and confesses that he did whatever is alleged to have been done, I'm assuming most men are going to say, I did not do that.

05:44:11.580 So, if we say believe all women, that smuggles in disbelieved men.

05:44:20.340 Yeah, and it can mean that we have situations where people lie on it, and that's terrible, but it's better to.

05:44:27.060 It happens a lot.

05:44:28.860 Yes, but it's better to.

05:44:30.140 As a call taker, it happens a lot.

05:44:33.420 Women blame men for things that men never did to them, but, oh, he ghosted me.

05:44:39.880 Oh, he dumped me.

05:44:41.760 Wait, is your husband a law enforcement officer?

05:44:44.280 No.

05:44:44.840 No, okay.

05:44:45.320 Okay, but you're, can you speak more on that, the whole, you know, as a 911 operator, I mean, what's your experience with, you're saying that a lot of these, or I don't know if it's a lot, but you've encountered a lot of false accusations.

05:45:02.740 Yes.

05:45:03.700 So, what's your thoughts on that?

05:45:06.680 You know, I've encountered way more false accusations than I have, it's a real call.

05:45:13.300 Really?

05:45:14.040 Mm-hmm.

05:45:14.820 Sad.

05:45:15.520 Yeah, it's really sad.

05:45:16.700 Such a waste of time.

05:45:17.380 I had one woman on the phone who was afraid, that had claimed that she was assaulted, and she said it was a hobo, did a tour in some alley when she was walking the dog, and as it turned out, she had an affair.

05:45:33.520 She was having an affair.

05:45:35.420 So, that's a woman of witting accountability.

05:45:36.760 And so, did you, you dispatched some police officers to the scene, though?

05:45:41.180 Oh, yeah.

05:45:41.540 No, out to her house, and they interviewed her.

05:45:43.260 And it was when the deputies did all their talking and figuring it out that she confessed and was like, well, okay, no, it didn't really happen.

05:45:51.540 But I mean, I can remember asking her vividly, what did his voice sound like?

05:45:56.500 Did he have an accent?

05:45:57.760 Wow.

05:45:57.900 What did he smell like?

05:45:59.240 What, you know, anything.

05:46:00.360 And she's like, I just blacked out.

05:46:02.340 I just blacked out.

05:46:03.360 I just blacked out.

05:46:05.620 And do you, like, do the, are you friendly with the police officers?

05:46:11.400 So, like, how did you, like, because I'm assuming you're not staying on the call the entire time.

05:46:15.680 They go out.

05:46:16.380 They investigate a bit.

05:46:17.840 Do you talk to them sometimes after?

05:46:20.060 Yeah, well, sometimes if it's something that's really, like, kind of eating at you, I'll call them up, or I would call them up and say, hey, how did that end?

05:46:27.260 You know, and then they'd say, oh, this happened or that happened.

05:46:30.960 But, and so you're, and wait, how long have you been doing?

05:46:35.400 I dispatched for about 15 years.

05:46:37.760 From what age to what age?

05:46:39.520 Because you're 57 now, right?

05:46:40.700 For me, I started at 40.

05:46:42.620 40?

05:46:43.220 And I did it.

05:46:43.820 What were you doing before?

05:46:44.940 I worked in the family business.

05:46:46.780 Okay.

05:46:47.160 So at 40, you became a 911 operator.

05:46:49.780 Yeah.

05:46:50.060 Okay.

05:46:50.480 And then you did it for 15 years.

05:46:52.100 And so this was from, this was for, like, mid-2000s?

05:46:57.660 I did it.

05:46:58.100 2007 I started.

05:46:59.660 2007 to 20?

05:47:01.900 To 2021.

05:47:03.720 2021.

05:47:04.420 Then I became a secretary.

05:47:04.900 And you're still involved with?

05:47:07.140 I work at one of our headquarters.

05:47:08.660 But you're not actually doing the calls now, is that?

05:47:10.820 No, I'm not.

05:47:11.260 You're, like, administrative?

05:47:12.420 Yeah.

05:47:12.760 Okay, gotcha.

05:47:13.520 But so for that 15 years that you were a 911 operator, you're saying that the majority

05:47:23.120 of the calls you got were a woman was alleging that she had been craped, essayed.

05:47:29.320 In calls where women alleged they were assaulted, there were more of the false calls than the

05:47:35.160 real calls, yes.

05:47:37.000 But when you say, because I know sometimes they differentiate this, because I want to be

05:47:40.780 charitable on this thing, on this topic, there's a difference between, I think the term terminology

05:47:48.400 is, is it unfounded?

05:47:51.060 I don't know if that's the term, versus false.

05:47:54.040 Like, so I guess unfounded would be there's not enough, like, probable cause to determine,

05:48:01.980 like, the police who are investigating.

05:48:03.840 There's, like, it could have happened.

05:48:06.020 But there's not enough evidence, either based on her testimony, or, you know, whatever.

05:48:12.980 Well, I guess, whatever.

05:48:13.940 Yeah, I don't know.

05:48:15.200 I haven't.

05:48:15.980 Do you know what I'm talking about?

05:48:17.220 Yeah, kind of, yeah.

05:48:19.060 Honestly, by the time they weed it out, it's either, usually when they're getting there and

05:48:24.480 they're talking to the girl, the girl will generally admit that she's making it up.

05:48:30.640 Oh, they'll, before it even gets to the point of, like, through the questioning, because

05:48:35.960 their stories change, you know, it's like they'll say one thing to this call taker, and

05:48:41.340 then one of the cops will get there, and they'll say something different to him, and then major

05:48:46.760 crimes will get out there, and maybe they'll say something different to him, you know, the

05:48:51.000 story will change a little bit each time.

05:48:54.100 Question for you, wait, and were you always working in the same location?

05:48:58.480 You said you're from Southern California?

05:49:01.520 Yes.

05:49:02.640 And you were, was it, are you able to say, like, which location?

05:49:07.300 I don't want to say which location.

05:49:08.260 That's fine, but it's in Southern California.

05:49:10.260 Yes.

05:49:10.720 Okay.

05:49:11.180 And you weren't, like, moving around, like, you weren't in Texas one day.

05:49:14.100 No, no, no.

05:49:14.320 It's always been in the Southern California.

05:49:16.240 Okay, gotcha.

05:49:17.460 And so you're saying it's not just that there was a lack of evidence.

05:49:20.480 These women would admit that it was false.

05:49:24.260 Yes.

05:49:24.460 And you're saying the majority of the calls you got, they admitted to it being false?

05:49:32.520 Usually, yeah.

05:49:33.560 Yeah.

05:49:34.240 Yeah, you'd be amazed at how much of it, and that's why it pisses me off when chicks do

05:49:40.200 that, because when women are really assaulted, you know, or the other thing that'll happen

05:49:45.340 is dad walks in on daughter having sex, and he claims the boy was raping her, graping

05:49:54.200 her.

05:49:54.260 He was graping, yeah, yeah.

05:49:55.060 That's right.

05:49:55.240 And that was not the case at all.

05:49:57.560 It was consensual.

05:49:58.780 But that's his, that's his minor daughter.

05:50:02.540 Well, my minor daughter wouldn't, you know, and all of a sudden she's like, oh, yeah, he

05:50:06.780 was.

05:50:07.580 You know, it's like, come on.

05:50:08.900 I have a question.

05:50:09.860 Also something, and people might call me like woke for this, but I actually do think that

05:50:15.520 this is one way, when it comes to like African American men, if they're dealing with a white

05:50:21.140 woman, I've heard that, that the incidence rate of a false accusation increases dramatically.

05:50:31.540 And that a lot of, because there's this racial component where the white woman, she, she feels

05:50:39.420 like, I don't know, wrongly being judged or ashamed for it.

05:50:43.500 And then in an effort to relieve her, her shame or whatever, she's going to heinously falsely

05:50:52.420 accuse a black man of this crime.

05:50:56.780 And so like Patrice O'Neill, I think, rest in peace, Patrice O'Neill, one of my favorite

05:51:02.380 comedians, he got, I think he got caught up in something like that.

05:51:06.800 I don't know the whole details, but I hear this, this a lot, a lot of white women doing

05:51:12.680 black men dirty.

05:51:14.440 Like, anyways, um, it's a very good point.

05:51:17.600 Uh, so, but do you ever recall, like, I don't know if they, the officers who would relay this

05:51:24.860 information to you, do you recall, like, would they ever, would the women ever say the reason

05:51:29.920 like why they made it up?

05:51:31.300 Was it, was it like regret?

05:51:33.040 Was it revenge?

05:51:34.900 What, were there any like primary reasons?

05:51:37.420 Generally it was a revenge thing or they were screwing around and didn't want to get caught.

05:51:42.560 Yeah.

05:51:43.160 A lying woman is a dangerous woman.

05:51:45.360 Yeah.

05:51:45.600 That's usually the big one.

05:51:46.940 They don't want to get caught.

05:51:49.140 Damn.

05:51:49.720 Wow.

05:51:50.260 Anyways.

05:51:50.660 Um, well, we'll move off of that, but, uh, thank you for sharing that with me.

05:51:54.320 I have a question though.

05:51:55.100 Is there consequences for women that do that?

05:51:57.040 Like there should be, but a lot of times there aren't.

05:51:59.600 They just kind of let it go.

05:52:01.080 And you know, they, I believe there was one case where they did blame her for doing false

05:52:08.340 911 calls.

05:52:09.640 But other than that, no, generally that's just the end of it.

05:52:14.360 I feel like the women that do that should have like a higher, like consequence because

05:52:18.300 they're like putting, yeah.

05:52:19.840 I'm having a conversation.

05:52:21.500 I think so too.

05:52:22.400 I'm somewhat conflicted on it though, because on one hand, like your immediate instinct is,

05:52:27.620 well, it's a crime to submit like a false, make a false police report.

05:52:31.200 But on the other hand, I think in furtherance of justice, and I know this is like a really

05:52:37.880 shitty way to approach it, but if the woman is more likely to fess up, admit to lying and

05:52:46.820 that spares the man that she falsely accused, like I think they should be prosecuted, but

05:52:56.080 pragmatically speaking, if it even like one additional woman is like, well, I'm willing

05:53:04.160 to admit to it, to having made the false accusation.

05:53:07.400 And I'm doing this because I'm less likely to be prosecuted for it.

05:53:13.060 I know like, it's just a shitty situation all around, but I'm kind of like, and I don't

05:53:18.080 know how the chat's going to, but I'm kind of looking at it pragmatically of like, how

05:53:21.860 can we save another man from being drug through?

05:53:27.700 So it's like, it's a really shitty situation.

05:53:29.820 I think if those women were held accountable, they would never confess or lie in the first

05:53:35.340 place.

05:53:35.560 Because if there was repercussions to those actions in the first place, those women would

05:53:39.860 never lie.

05:53:40.940 That is a good, that is also a good point though.

05:53:42.780 You do raise a good point is if there were repercussions, would they not do it to begin

05:53:48.120 with?

05:53:48.460 No, they wouldn't.

05:53:49.560 I think a lot of them.

05:53:50.680 And I think, and you got to be able to hold, like think about murder, right?

05:53:54.520 Like murder has really bad repercussions, but people still commit murder.

05:53:59.820 So it's like, you don't know what it'd be like if it wasn't illegal, right?

05:54:04.720 So you're like, you don't have the comparison.

05:54:06.880 Yeah.

05:54:07.000 I guess that's true.

05:54:07.840 Yeah.

05:54:08.100 Murder was legal.

05:54:08.780 It's very complicated.

05:54:11.020 Well, I don't know.

05:54:12.100 What would you think if there were really severe?

05:54:17.200 Yes.

05:54:17.600 Because these men are losing their lives and there's freedom over a lie.

05:54:21.300 That's a good point.

05:54:22.000 I'm actually, I could maybe change my mind on that.

05:54:24.260 Like if, if it is the case that if the, if there were consequences and the, you know,

05:54:31.180 prosecutors did prosecute people who make false accusations, that could also decrease

05:54:36.860 the problem in the first place.

05:54:38.680 It's tough though.

05:54:39.500 I think it's tough.

05:54:40.580 It should like a hundred percent.

05:54:42.300 It's illegal.

05:54:43.040 I think usually the, just the DA doesn't want to touch it.

05:54:46.180 When push comes to shove, it's about what does the DA want to file?

05:54:49.480 And I think they don't want to file those kinds of cases in my opinion.

05:54:53.520 That's just my opinion.

05:54:55.400 Question on that is, do you think though, that I feel like the premise of that is it's

05:55:00.060 very premeditated versus like a quick emotional decision that they're making.

05:55:05.040 Cause if it's a quick emotional decision, are they really factoring in, oh, well, there's

05:55:09.500 going to be repercussions for it.

05:55:11.840 That's women for you though.

05:55:12.920 They don't think about, you know, the consequences of their actions until later on, you know,

05:55:17.660 and some women don't even see it for themselves ever.

05:55:20.760 So I don't think it would change.

05:55:24.460 Yep.

05:55:25.120 Uh, we're going to move it on.

05:55:26.100 We have Dr.

05:55:27.340 Crypto.

05:55:28.160 Oh wait, hold on.

05:55:29.340 Dropkick 2000.

05:55:30.740 Let's have some arm wrestling matches.

05:55:32.980 Okay.

05:55:34.080 Let's do it.

05:55:35.140 Um, do you guys want to arm wrestle?

05:55:41.480 Oh my gosh.

05:55:42.720 Okay.

05:55:43.120 I don't know.

05:55:43.560 Maybe that's a bad idea.

05:55:44.280 They're going to knock their mics over.

05:55:45.860 And the water's going to fall.

05:55:47.020 All right.

05:55:47.180 We have Dr.

05:55:48.100 Crypto 1982.

05:55:49.640 Thank you, man.

05:55:50.340 Thank you.

05:55:50.700 Dropkick.

05:55:51.660 You all except Jade Warwick need to come to Balkan to learn how to be real woman.

05:55:58.340 You all lost your ways.

05:55:59.940 You have it too easy in life.

05:56:01.760 So you forget who is here to save you when you are in trouble.

05:56:05.760 Thank you.

05:56:06.300 Dr.

05:56:06.640 Crypto 1982.

05:56:08.520 How are you going to be here to save us when we're in trouble with you in Balkan?

05:56:11.920 Right.

05:56:13.140 But thank you.

05:56:14.200 All y'all except Jade.

05:56:15.700 Learn how to be a real woman.

05:56:17.120 This is a real woman.

05:56:17.720 You're looking at it right now.

05:56:19.240 How are women oppressed?

05:56:20.300 I don't remember.

05:56:22.100 I don't know.

05:56:22.920 Um, other ways.

05:56:23.840 I thought you were sexist.

05:56:24.720 Come on.

05:56:25.200 Oh, we discussed, um, being on the spectrum.

05:56:27.720 A lot of women are not diagnosed with ADHD and autism at a young age simply because they

05:56:32.340 have to train their minds to mask.

05:56:34.500 So, yeah, you're welcome.

05:56:36.920 Anytime, anytime you need that for me.

05:56:38.960 Well, you know what?

05:56:39.980 How about this though?

05:56:41.180 Here's my counter argument.

05:56:42.260 Go for it.

05:56:42.840 Men are wrongly diagnosed when it's just perhaps natural boy behavior to be a bit rambunctious,

05:56:50.060 but instead the female teachers are like, oh my God, the boys are so rambunctious.

05:56:54.060 Let's go put them on Ritalin.

05:56:55.740 That's true.

05:56:56.320 A hundred percent.

05:56:57.020 Let's, let's put them, let's put, oh, these boys are a little disruptive when you're forcing

05:57:02.080 them to sit in a classroom and shut up for eight hours per day when they want to be

05:57:06.780 out running and moving and all this shit.

05:57:08.820 Let's go put them on methamphetamine.

05:57:11.840 I think that that's more, uh, oppressive towards, towards boys.

05:57:17.040 You're correct.

05:57:17.860 I feel like, oh, sad violin.

05:57:19.640 Oh my God.

05:57:20.300 The poor girls aren't getting diagnosed.

05:57:22.460 But we shouldn't blame like boys or girls.

05:57:25.160 We should blame the adults because why are adults not like making sure?

05:57:28.440 You know what I mean?

05:57:28.680 Like when I was younger, they were like, oh, she's acting quiet.

05:57:31.820 Let's take her to the doctor.

05:57:32.720 See what's up.

05:57:33.340 They put something on my ears, you know, whatever.

05:57:35.520 But like people pay attention to me.

05:57:37.480 They should do it to the boys too.

05:57:38.480 You know what I mean?

05:57:38.820 Like paying attention to kids.

05:57:40.340 And your boys are often overlooked because it's boy tendency to, you know, play rough and

05:57:44.440 use your hands.

05:57:45.700 Boys are, you know, active creatures.

05:57:47.420 So it's overlooked that, you know, these boys don't maybe have ADHD.

05:57:53.520 They just hype, hyperactive.

05:57:55.260 That's what happened to me.

05:57:55.980 And that's normal.

05:57:56.300 That's normal through the teenage years.

05:57:57.420 No, this literally happens to me.

05:57:58.440 And adolescence is normal.

05:57:59.880 I was in, uh, like fourth grade, fifth grade, female teacher.

05:58:04.340 And I was like a little, you know, I'd have like my, my, uh, friend, my, my buddy sitting

05:58:10.380 next to me and we'd be like, you know, chatting or whatever.

05:58:13.040 We shouldn't, we shouldn't have been doing it, but whatever.

05:58:14.840 We'd be like laughing and whatever, giggling.

05:58:17.900 And then just kind of a little, not like throwing shit and like anything crazy like that.

05:58:23.600 Just, you know, we'd talk and whatever.

05:58:26.240 So my fucking, and this is the nineties.

05:58:29.200 Okay.

05:58:30.740 This is in the nineties.

05:58:31.640 So like, I don't know, I feel like people listen to teachers a bit more.

05:58:35.540 So my teacher went to my parents and was like, Hey, your son's a little disruptive, whatever.

05:58:40.980 Within a month I'm on fucking Ritalin.

05:58:43.920 Luckily my, myself, I was like, I don't like this medication as a, I don't know.

05:58:49.060 I was like nine, 10 years old or whatever.

05:58:50.640 I was like, I don't like it.

05:58:51.820 I was only on it for a little bit.

05:58:54.100 Uh, but yeah, teachers just go to the parents and, and I don't blame my parents though, because

05:59:01.640 this was a different time.

05:59:03.480 Like in the nineties, it's like, now there's a lot more doubt when it comes to like the

05:59:08.580 healthcare system and stuff.

05:59:10.020 True.

05:59:11.100 But you know, back then in the nineties, it's just like the doctor says to do it, you do

05:59:15.940 it.

05:59:16.600 Yeah.

05:59:17.040 I can agree.

05:59:17.900 It's easier to just say that something is wrong with the child rather than somebody saying,

05:59:24.580 Oh, I cannot handle that child.

05:59:26.280 It's them avoiding the truth.

05:59:28.140 I know somebody exactly like that.

05:59:29.600 They went on their medication when they was younger.

05:59:31.300 They didn't like it.

05:59:32.440 All, all he needed to do was, you know, run it out, live it out.

05:59:35.980 It's completely normal for a boy to be hyperactive.

05:59:38.640 So I think it's more so the adult's fault for looking at it like it's something wrong instead

05:59:42.900 of just letting kids be kids.

05:59:45.640 Right.

05:59:47.500 Word.

05:59:48.200 Okay.

05:59:48.460 Moving on.

05:59:49.080 Uh, thank you for that message though, from, uh, doc or wasn't, how did we get a riddle

05:59:55.240 on Ritalin?

05:59:55.980 I don't know.

05:59:56.280 Uh, whatever.

05:59:57.040 Oh, the oppression thing you said, well, the women not being diagnosed with the tism.

06:00:01.440 Mm-hmm.

06:00:03.220 Okay.

06:00:03.800 All right.

06:00:04.400 Anything else of, as to how women are oppressed or not?

06:00:07.540 Uh, okay.

06:00:08.860 Well, moving on, Corinne, did I say it right?

06:00:11.960 God damn.

06:00:12.660 Corinne.

06:00:13.180 Corinne.

06:00:14.140 Is that your real name?

06:00:15.700 Yeah.

06:00:16.800 It is.

06:00:17.380 It's not your like OF name?

06:00:18.520 Okay.

06:00:18.680 No.

06:00:19.400 Uh, you said, well, the statement is men are more privileged in society than women, to

06:00:23.780 which you agree.

06:00:24.880 Why is that?

06:00:28.540 The pretty factor?

06:00:29.820 I don't know.

06:00:30.440 I think.

06:00:30.600 Men are more privileged because they're prettier?

06:00:32.620 Well, no.

06:00:32.900 Oh, no.

06:00:33.600 Men are, I'm sorry.

06:00:35.300 I listened to you wrong.

06:00:36.560 Oh, because.

06:00:37.860 No, I do think that, like, I think that they're not more, I don't know.

06:00:42.140 I, I'm stuttering on this one.

06:00:46.100 I was just sitting here silent for the last few minutes.

06:00:50.020 Oh, wait.

06:00:50.680 That was the wrong one.

06:00:51.500 Okay.

06:00:52.060 I'm not talking.

06:00:53.740 I think that men have like certain, like there's a guy can just go and do something.

06:01:00.200 And whereas girls can't really.

06:01:02.600 Like what?

06:01:02.760 Like, I don't know, like, I wouldn't say like privilege is the right word, but I feel

06:01:08.260 like, for example, the thought process of going to do something as a female is different

06:01:15.000 in a guy's head when they go to do something.

06:01:18.520 So like you, I have to think through it.

06:01:20.040 So I think that's a privilege, right?

06:01:21.660 So it's like guys can just say, oh, I'm just going to like walk next, like to my friend's

06:01:26.620 house down the street and I'll go like hang out with him versus if a girl did that, like

06:01:32.320 I could, but like, you have to think through, okay, is it safe?

06:01:36.080 Is it this?

06:01:36.580 Is that?

06:01:36.780 I think that's like a privilege to men that like can just go and do what they want.

06:01:42.500 Whereas women have to like think through like certain things more.

06:01:47.100 Not like I thought through that response.

06:01:49.980 Okay.

06:01:51.040 So, okay.

06:01:52.080 Going to Leah, you said you think men are more privileged in society than women.

06:01:57.440 Why is that?

06:01:58.260 I feel like you guys made the rules.

06:02:00.160 Like all the things that you're arguing about, who made that up?

06:02:03.240 I know.

06:02:03.620 Oh.

06:02:05.440 Am I right?

06:02:05.960 What do you mean?

06:02:06.680 Who made what up?

06:02:07.620 Like the whole like beauty standard or the whole like women should stay at home.

06:02:12.000 I mean like.

06:02:13.260 Yeah.

06:02:14.000 Like isn't it based off what men like or you know what I mean?

06:02:19.340 I mean, I think there's, there's the male gaze and then there's like female gaze.

06:02:23.640 So I don't think men care about your nails, like your fake nails.

06:02:30.760 That's, that's woman shit.

06:02:33.300 No, this world was built for women.

06:02:35.380 Men are not more privileged.

06:02:37.200 Men do what they do for women.

06:02:39.760 Men are simple creatures.

06:02:40.980 If a woman say she want to travel on a highway, they go build it.

06:02:44.380 If a woman say she want a house, he either go buy it or build it.

06:02:47.200 So I don't think that, you know, it's wrong for a man to ask for something in a society that he creates.

06:02:55.400 And I think it's wrong for a woman to deny because it's the least she can't do.

06:03:00.060 I feel like maybe she had really good luck with men, but not all men are like that.

06:03:04.100 Like a lot of men can be the top 10% and build a highway for you or do whatever for you.

06:03:08.580 I feel like you really got to like be independent in the society as a woman.

06:03:12.580 I mean, I'm going to depend on a man because I know I need one.

06:03:17.980 I'm not about to sit here and say, you know, fuck men.

06:03:21.680 And that's just a trend that's going on right now.

06:03:24.020 Like the opposite gender hate trend is really unattractive to me just because we need each other.

06:03:30.760 So to disrespect each gender just because of something we don't like, it's just like, it's not logical.

06:03:40.600 What was the question, the original question?

06:03:42.600 Are men more privileged?

06:03:43.940 Men are more privileged in society than women, to which you agree.

06:03:48.080 Yes.

06:03:48.260 I don't think men are more privileged.

06:03:49.480 You think that men are stronger than women, right?

06:03:52.160 So like, let's say, like, it's not a privilege.

06:03:55.460 It's just a fact.

06:03:56.420 Yeah, that's a fact.

06:03:58.180 Okay, but privilege is like pretty privileged.

06:04:01.060 Correct.

06:04:01.540 You probably never pay to go into nightclubs.

06:04:03.620 Right.

06:04:03.880 Men have to pay.

06:04:04.760 Correct.

06:04:05.220 When the last time you paid for your drink or dinner or anything like that?

06:04:08.840 You haven't.

06:04:09.640 Men got to do it all.

06:04:10.520 I haven't even been to a club like one time.

06:04:11.600 It was $50, guys.

06:04:13.480 Oh, damn.

06:04:14.280 I guess you just weren't able to get in the VIP line then.

06:04:18.340 I don't go clothing.

06:04:19.120 It's all right.

06:04:19.580 Not all of us are cut out for.

06:04:21.300 I think maybe Canada is different than the U.S.

06:04:23.400 Probably.

06:04:23.980 Because I don't really expect like a man to take care of.

06:04:26.460 Do they have cars there?

06:04:27.260 I think being a woman is the same everywhere, though.

06:04:29.760 No matter the world.

06:04:31.200 I didn't know that they had.

06:04:33.060 Do you guys have internet in Canada?

06:04:35.240 No, barely.

06:04:36.400 Yeah.

06:04:36.920 Yeah.

06:04:37.420 You picked the wrong country to immigrate to.

06:04:40.440 I didn't pick.

06:04:41.400 I would have come to the U.S.

06:04:42.720 You should have gone to Florida.

06:04:44.200 I would have.

06:04:44.860 Oh, yeah.

06:04:45.800 Miami.

06:04:46.060 You speak Spanish there.

06:04:46.740 Yeah.

06:04:47.280 Fucking this.

06:04:47.900 She's in Toronto.

06:04:48.780 What the fuck?

06:04:49.320 It's so cool, guys.

06:04:51.420 Cuba's Caribbean.

06:04:51.940 Yeah.

06:04:52.100 Just go to the cold.

06:04:53.180 Fucking Cuba.

06:04:54.860 I don't have a choice, guys.

06:04:56.220 It's a.

06:04:57.020 Is Cuba tropical or subtropical?

06:04:58.980 Yeah.

06:04:59.360 It's the Caribbean.

06:05:00.240 It's tropical.

06:05:00.820 It's like, then you end up in Toronto, cold ass Toronto.

06:05:04.520 Okay, so basically, we don't really get to leave the country by our choice, and my mom

06:05:07.900 got married to a Canadian guy, and that's how we were able to go to Canada.

06:05:11.040 Because Canadians can travel to Cuba, like for vacation, whereas Americans can't.

06:05:14.780 People can go to Cuba.

06:05:15.440 Everybody can travel to Cuba.

06:05:16.080 Humans can't leave the country.

06:05:17.720 Did she divorce him?

06:05:18.940 Yeah.

06:05:19.420 But he, he was not good.

06:05:20.800 After the green card?

06:05:22.800 Yeah.

06:05:23.380 She got a green card?

06:05:24.240 He kicked her out of the house.

06:05:26.180 Was it because she was a spicy Latina?

06:05:28.920 She was, but he knew, but it wasn't that.

06:05:30.580 He knew ahead of time.

06:05:32.120 Yeah.

06:05:32.640 Yeah.

06:05:33.000 He's kind of fucked up.

06:05:33.940 Okay.

06:05:34.080 Let's talk about it.

06:05:35.440 All right.

06:05:36.080 Anybody else?

06:05:36.780 Men are more privileged than women?

06:05:39.500 How so?

06:05:40.500 Anybody?

06:05:40.860 Is that me or her?

06:05:42.740 Actually, you didn't even circle that one.

06:05:44.780 I didn't?

06:05:45.200 No, you didn't.

06:05:47.920 Me?

06:05:48.800 Yeah.

06:05:49.340 I said yes.

06:05:53.120 Yeah.

06:05:53.580 Just how, how are men more privileged?

06:05:55.440 I feel like, like we live in a men's world.

06:05:58.700 Like, you know what I mean?

06:06:00.520 Okay.

06:06:01.220 Mm-hmm.

06:06:02.140 Like, I don't know.

06:06:04.240 I feel like women are submissive.

06:06:05.620 Like, they have to be kind of like good or they can't like.

06:06:08.300 Thank you, Natalia.

06:06:08.940 You know.

06:06:10.200 I don't know.

06:06:10.720 We have to follow the rules.

06:06:12.240 Well, what do you mean you have to?

06:06:13.600 You don't?

06:06:14.560 Okay.

06:06:14.900 Like, I'm so used to smiling like this and like never disagreeing with somebody because,

06:06:19.260 you know, it's just easier.

06:06:22.200 Do you get punished if you don't smile?

06:06:24.960 I think so.

06:06:25.520 I feel like I get treated differently.

06:06:27.260 People just kind of like think I'm a bitch or whatever.

06:06:29.840 I don't know.

06:06:30.600 Are you?

06:06:31.500 A little bit.

06:06:32.300 A little bit?

06:06:32.960 She admits it.

06:06:34.460 I just don't think it's a man's world.

06:06:35.600 Like, we have women in government.

06:06:37.600 So, it's no longer just a man's world.

06:06:40.380 That's right.

06:06:40.960 But who did it like begin with?

06:06:42.920 You know what I mean?

06:06:43.760 It began with the man, of course.

06:06:46.000 But it ended up being for women.

06:06:48.260 Because that's what men wanted anyway.

06:06:50.880 Correct.

06:06:51.600 I just feel like the world is not easier for a woman or for a man.

06:06:54.800 You know what I mean?

06:06:55.600 Like, mostly in different areas.

06:06:56.820 Because you were saying like in the whole universe, you know, like the whole world.

06:06:59.720 Like, women's life is easier.

06:07:01.240 No.

06:07:01.720 Not everywhere, guys.

06:07:02.900 Maybe here.

06:07:03.700 Where isn't a woman's life easier?

06:07:05.300 Well, the Middle East.

06:07:06.480 Literally.

06:07:07.280 The Middle East, it's not easy to be a woman.

06:07:09.440 But I guess.

06:07:10.420 Or like having a kid.

06:07:11.880 Okay.

06:07:12.160 Who's your silhouette is that?

06:07:13.160 The woman.

06:07:13.880 Like, if a man wants to leave.

06:07:14.780 Let me ask you this, right?

06:07:16.240 So.

06:07:16.780 But even then, those Middle Eastern women still have it easier than Middle Eastern me.

06:07:19.960 I lived in the Middle East and it was.

06:07:22.040 I had no problems as a woman in the Middle East.

06:07:23.960 So, okay.

06:07:24.560 You're saying men are in power, right?

06:07:27.320 Yeah.

06:07:27.580 You're saying men are in power.

06:07:28.520 However, but can you explain how men's interests have been prioritized over women's interests?

06:07:37.380 Okay.

06:07:37.840 Interest, I don't even care about that.

06:07:39.140 But like men's like health.

06:07:41.340 Okay.

06:07:41.580 Research to do with men's, you know, stuff.

06:07:44.500 There's so much being done about that.

06:07:46.260 What do you mean?

06:07:46.920 Like, I don't know.

06:07:47.900 Give me an example.

06:07:48.660 An example.

06:07:49.260 Okay.

06:07:49.760 I think there was a thing that they found out that would affect like men's like reproductive thing.

06:07:56.940 Like they couldn't have like, I don't know, what's the word?

06:07:59.840 They couldn't reproduce anymore because of something.

06:08:01.720 I think it was something to do with like Bluetooth or something.

06:08:05.260 I don't remember.

06:08:06.000 Bluetooth?

06:08:06.560 Yeah.

06:08:07.640 It was something.

06:08:08.200 I don't remember.

06:08:08.380 You got to stop reading those Cuban journals.

06:08:10.500 Guys.

06:08:11.060 Those Cuban newspapers.

06:08:12.300 No, I'm not there.

06:08:13.760 I don't think.

06:08:15.340 I don't know.

06:08:16.260 Bluetooth is fucking their sperm count up or something.

06:08:19.120 I don't know.

06:08:19.480 Maybe it's the case.

06:08:20.980 Look it up.

06:08:21.620 But also.

06:08:22.240 What about health though?

06:08:23.300 What about health?

06:08:23.940 Like, there's not that much like research done about like women taking birth control

06:08:28.320 and the effect on like their body also to do with like medicine.

06:08:31.580 Wait, wait.

06:08:32.260 Can I just finish this?

06:08:32.880 Against men being privileged.

06:08:34.140 Okay, wait.

06:08:34.560 Finish your thing.

06:08:34.920 I'm not against anything.

06:08:36.280 I'm not against anything.

06:08:37.380 The question was that.

06:08:38.340 Yeah, but okay.

06:08:38.820 Birth control.

06:08:39.380 What about it?

06:08:40.200 Like there isn't that much research done.

06:08:42.300 And it's a very like, it's something that I'm packing.

06:08:44.480 Wait, wait, wait.

06:08:44.720 Hold on.

06:08:45.500 How many forms of birth control do women have?

06:08:48.500 I thought we was talking about men.

06:08:49.900 I know, but she's saying that there's not enough research about women's, hold on.

06:08:55.780 There's like a dozen plus forms of birth control for women.

06:09:00.520 There's only, there's vasectomy for men and there's no forms of birth control really

06:09:09.400 for men.

06:09:10.220 I mean, besides condom and vasectomy.

06:09:12.240 Okay.

06:09:12.860 Okay.

06:09:13.100 That was not a good example.

06:09:14.020 Maybe.

06:09:14.460 Yes.

06:09:14.900 But to.

06:09:15.640 Give me another one.

06:09:16.280 Any medicine.

06:09:16.980 Like, look up where did the research like happen?

06:09:20.280 What type of like people did they had at the research?

06:09:22.580 It was mostly men.

06:09:23.560 Yeah.

06:09:24.180 I have a good counter argument to this.

06:09:25.800 Because women actually, their period and their cycle really like gets, I think, fucked

06:09:29.680 up.

06:09:30.080 Affects it.

06:09:30.280 Exactly.

06:09:30.860 So they didn't want to research on women.

06:09:32.940 Yeah.

06:09:33.140 I could agree that, you know, there could, there could be an argument made that if these

06:09:37.720 drugs are not tested on as many women or women at all, then that could have some

06:09:43.600 negative impact on women.

06:09:44.800 I don't know, you know, specifically what medications, like I think Tylenol has a pretty

06:09:51.780 similar, you know, profile in terms of what it does in men and women, all these kinds of

06:09:58.760 medications.

06:09:59.160 But to your point of these medications being researched, hold on one sec.

06:10:07.340 I don't know if it's evidence of privilege that males are more likely to be guinea pigs

06:10:13.700 in drug testing.

06:10:15.100 So your argument is, well, hold on.

06:10:19.080 So more men are more likely to, and perhaps more willing to be literal guinea pigs for

06:10:27.020 experimental drug testing.

06:10:29.160 We don't know what the potential side effects of these experimental medicines are.

06:10:35.840 I feel like feminists would also make the claim, like, for example, what if I said, what if

06:10:42.300 I was a misogynist and I said, you know what, we're not going to test medications on men

06:10:48.120 because male lives are more valuable.

06:10:50.120 So we're going to only test these experimental medications on women because we value their

06:10:55.260 lives less.

06:10:56.020 But the reality is, is these experimental medications are used more on men.

06:11:03.600 They're more likely to be part of these trials where they're getting pumped full of who knows

06:11:08.440 what experimental drugs.

06:11:10.040 I don't think that's a privilege, actually.

06:11:11.880 I think that that's emblematic of the disposability of men and the fact that men find themselves in,

06:11:20.140 like, I don't know if, like, super wealthy men are wanting to be experimented on, but I would

06:11:25.580 suspect it's men of a lower socioeconomic status who are like, put this drug into me and pay

06:11:31.960 me the money for the drug trial because I really, really need money.

06:11:36.220 I see women as far less desperate.

06:11:39.000 So I think that would point towards women's privilege.

06:11:42.480 I feel like you got it, but.

06:11:44.360 Thank you.

06:11:44.840 But wait.

06:11:45.540 Checkmate.

06:11:46.140 The issue is not that.

06:11:47.900 They're selling the medicine saying, oh, this is good for you.

06:11:50.040 This is good for that.

06:11:50.680 But they don't know what it's going to do to a woman's body.

06:11:52.580 They know what it does to a man's body.

06:11:53.700 And also, it wasn't because of, like, oh, the men need the money.

06:11:56.280 It was because it was easier to test on men because men don't have all that thing that

06:11:59.520 changes every, like, week or whatever.

06:12:01.500 I don't know.

06:12:02.120 But you know what I'm saying?

06:12:03.220 Also, the thing that they affected men, it was COVID vaccines.

06:12:08.580 I remember.

06:12:10.780 Well, then, I mean, wouldn't it make sense, then, if they can get more reliable results

06:12:15.840 from men because men don't have this, like, hormonal fluctuation?

06:12:19.700 But then you're not really saying, oh, this is actually good for your body.

06:12:24.500 You don't know how it affects a woman's body.

06:12:26.380 You know what I mean?

06:12:28.400 I mean, we have a PhD here who maybe can weigh in on this.

06:12:32.720 Okay, but, like, now that I remember.

06:12:33.560 Are the profiles, like, maybe the dosing could be different, but, like, is a drug given to

06:12:43.100 a man going to have, like, markedly different, like, is there any drug that you can give to

06:12:52.180 a man that is going to be completely different if you give it to a woman?

06:12:58.140 Perhaps, like, excluding gender hormones or whatever?

06:13:01.080 I don't know.

06:13:01.900 I don't know about that.

06:13:02.520 But, okay, the COVID-19 thing.

06:13:04.780 Okay, the vaccine.

06:13:06.080 Apparently, like, there was, like, three men that had an issue with that thing going on there.

06:13:10.280 There was so much research done right away.

06:13:12.040 Women, they were getting, like, blood vessels and stuff like that because of the vaccine.

06:13:15.580 Like, how much time did it take for them to give a fuck about that?

06:13:20.360 I don't work for them.

06:13:21.360 How do you work on it, right?

06:13:22.800 Well, the thing with drug testing and trials is that there's a process, right?

06:13:29.800 You don't just, if you're testing a drug for, say, a three-month-old babies that have a six-toe,

06:13:39.140 okay, I'm giving an example, and you're trying to create a drug that treats three-month-old

06:13:45.060 babies with a six-toe, you're not going to test your drug on three-month-old babies with

06:13:51.080 six toes.

06:13:52.160 That's not going to be your first line.

06:13:54.040 First, it goes through all the different tests, and then there's animals, and then

06:13:58.160 you have males 18 to a certain age, depending on the country.

06:14:03.080 It can be 25.

06:14:04.320 It can be 26.

06:14:06.240 Depends on the country.

06:14:07.680 And then you have, and healthy males this age, and then you have healthy females this

06:14:12.000 age, and you have healthy, there's different brackets, right?

06:14:14.100 And so, it's true that men do get tested first before women.

06:14:21.220 So, that is a true factor of that.

06:14:24.600 As far as the COVID vaccine and the welts, I'm not sure exactly what you're talking about.

06:14:30.480 Well, I'm going to move it on just for the sake of time, but we got Durand Dahls.

06:14:33.780 This strumpet is just making shit up.

06:14:36.040 Canada is 100% the same.

06:14:38.740 Okay.

06:14:39.420 All right.

06:14:39.780 Thank you, Durand Dahls.

06:14:40.520 Appreciate it.

06:14:41.180 He called you a strumpet.

06:14:42.160 How do you feel about that?

06:14:42.940 I actually don't know what that means.

06:14:44.580 Okay.

06:14:45.040 Cool.

06:14:45.840 All right.

06:14:46.580 Let's see.

06:14:47.280 Women are the primary victims of war.

06:14:49.160 Leah, you're the only person who agreed with that.

06:14:51.460 Why is that?

06:14:53.300 Because I feel like men could defend themselves more.

06:14:57.000 And I feel like women get, like, a lot of things happen, like, grape and stuff like that

06:15:02.060 through work.

06:15:02.780 Like, I'm not saying that men don't go through that, too.

06:15:05.080 But who is more likely to be a victim if, like, there was a conflict right now?

06:15:11.320 Men.

06:15:11.920 Men.

06:15:12.220 The military fighting our wars?

06:15:14.140 They're going to be the infantry.

06:15:15.280 Yeah.

06:15:15.520 Most men going to war.

06:15:16.640 A woman ain't trying to go to war.

06:15:18.100 Okay.

06:15:18.460 Yeah.

06:15:18.640 That's right.

06:15:19.060 But I'm talking about, like, the people are coming here.

06:15:21.940 We're just chilling.

06:15:22.620 That's not where the war is happening.

06:15:23.900 You know what I mean?

06:15:24.600 Well, if we're being invaded, you'll have infantrymen protecting the homeland.

06:15:29.440 Correct.

06:15:29.800 And they will be protecting you.

06:15:32.480 So you don't want a man protecting you if we go to war?

06:15:35.960 I, like, would, but I also want to defend myself.

06:15:38.500 Like, I wouldn't expect it.

06:15:39.480 So you're going to go to war?

06:15:40.000 I think they're going to go defend, like, fight.

06:15:41.980 I don't know.

06:15:42.960 My point was just that, like, isn't men more likely to be able to defend himself if

06:15:46.800 there was a war right now?

06:15:47.940 Are you talking about the civilians?

06:15:50.220 Civilians or military?

06:15:51.520 Civilians.

06:15:52.720 This whole time.

06:15:54.280 Because you're right.

06:15:57.760 That 100% men are more likely to go to war.

06:15:59.900 Women, I don't think, go to war.

06:16:01.820 That's not an accurate statement.

06:16:03.680 I was in the military, and I can attest that that's not true.

06:16:07.160 I was in the Marine Corps.

06:16:08.620 I meant, like, you know, the people that are, like, drafted?

06:16:10.780 Marine Corps.

06:16:11.520 Officer or enlisted?

06:16:12.700 Enlisted.

06:16:13.540 Yeah, but I would trust...

06:16:15.220 Are women getting drafted now?

06:16:16.780 I don't need to get into it.

06:16:18.380 What ring?

06:16:19.360 Were you dishonorably discharged?

06:16:20.640 No, I was not.

06:16:21.800 I was medically retired.

06:16:23.060 Oh, okay.

06:16:23.540 I would not trust the woman.

06:16:25.680 No.

06:16:26.720 Do they allow autistic people?

06:16:28.600 Every Marine is autistic, pretty much.

06:16:30.920 It's a requirement.

06:16:32.580 How, though?

06:16:35.140 Marines are not known for being the smart ones.

06:16:37.540 We're known for being cran-eaters.

06:16:39.420 You say you're autistic, Brian, right?

06:16:41.960 Yeah.

06:16:42.120 Have you ever gotten drafted or gotten picked to be in the military or anything like that?

06:16:47.440 No, I was...

06:16:48.240 I've not been drafted.

06:16:49.060 Can you qualify if you're autistic?

06:16:51.000 Huh?

06:16:51.900 Can you qualify if you're autistic?

06:16:53.660 Apparently, I could join the Marines.

06:16:55.420 You sure can.

06:16:56.800 Yeah, I don't know.

06:16:57.320 Well, I'm probably...

06:16:58.180 I don't know.

06:16:58.940 I don't know if I'm aged out of the military, but...

06:17:01.120 How old are you?

06:17:02.100 36.

06:17:03.320 I think Space Force and Chair Force will still take you.

06:17:08.140 Nice.

06:17:08.740 Okay.

06:17:09.100 I think.

06:17:10.240 Space Force is a thing now.

06:17:11.680 We got to give them respect.

06:17:12.560 Wait, can you stop making the noise over there, please?

06:17:15.700 All right.

06:17:18.320 Would you say...

06:17:19.580 I'll just move off the...

06:17:20.820 Wait, what?

06:17:21.380 People of color can't be racist towards white people.

06:17:24.940 You agree.

06:17:26.120 You agree.

06:17:26.780 Why is that?

06:17:29.820 They can't.

06:17:32.520 I said they could.

06:17:34.100 Oh, you know what?

06:17:34.760 That's only...

06:17:35.760 That's only Anne here.

06:17:38.940 You said people of color...

06:17:40.060 Anna Fumi, by the way.

06:17:41.120 Okay, Anna.

06:17:41.620 People of color can't be racist.

06:17:43.700 They can be prejudiced or have bigot...

06:17:45.880 They can be bigots, but I don't think that they can be racist against...

06:17:48.940 So, like, you couldn't be racist towards me?

06:17:50.540 No.

06:17:51.020 As a black woman.

06:17:52.240 Racism is about oppression and the direction of it.

06:17:54.860 Could you be racist towards her?

06:17:56.120 That girl next to you?

06:17:57.180 Jade?

06:17:57.600 No, I couldn't be racist towards her.

06:17:59.780 What if you didn't like Welsh people or something?

06:18:03.300 Isn't that xenophobic?

06:18:04.680 Yeah, I think.

06:18:05.800 I don't know.

06:18:06.440 She's white.

06:18:06.980 It's the race.

06:18:07.620 It would be the white race.

06:18:09.220 Xenophobic is country.

06:18:10.180 No, no, no.

06:18:10.540 Yeah.

06:18:10.860 If you're from Wales and you're like...

06:18:12.900 So, can she be racist towards me?

06:18:15.680 Because she's Latina.

06:18:19.560 No.

06:18:20.320 And then she...

06:18:20.840 No one can be racist.

06:18:21.880 Thai.

06:18:22.280 Thai, my bad.

06:18:23.160 She's Thai.

06:18:24.100 They can be prejudiced against you.

06:18:25.940 Can Thai be racist?

06:18:27.300 I'm the most racist person I know, so...

06:18:29.360 Oh, shit.

06:18:30.460 Okay.

06:18:32.120 I do hear Asians.

06:18:33.380 I do hear a lot that Asians do be racist.

06:18:36.060 They're racist against other Asians.

06:18:38.160 Yeah.

06:18:38.880 Latinos do, though.

06:18:40.200 Latinos, too?

06:18:40.980 Yeah.

06:18:41.560 Do...

06:18:41.880 Africans, too.

06:18:42.760 Nigerians, too.

06:18:42.800 Do the Cubans get a lot of heat?

06:18:44.700 We do, because I feel like we have a lot of people that are, like, white and also black,

06:18:48.700 so we're kind of colorist.

06:18:49.820 Like, I feel like we call people, like, I have an end.

06:18:52.200 We call, like, la negra.

06:18:54.080 Like, that's literally the end word.

06:18:55.520 Oh, yeah.

06:18:55.980 Don't say that.

06:18:56.600 But...

06:18:56.960 No, like, it's Spanish.

06:18:58.180 It means it's black.

06:18:58.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

06:18:59.920 Well, even Mexicans are racist against other Mexicans.

06:19:02.560 Yeah.

06:19:02.980 Like, there's the white Mexicans.

06:19:05.260 Gringos, yeah.

06:19:06.400 That's what they call y'all.

06:19:07.680 Anyways, wait.

06:19:08.340 So, hold on.

06:19:09.560 But why can't, like, a black person be racist towards white people?

06:19:13.420 White person?

06:19:13.940 Just because racism is about oppression, and so it doesn't work that way.

06:19:19.260 What's your definition of racism?

06:19:20.880 It just doesn't work that way.

06:19:22.140 So, my definition of racism is when people who have, when the majority of the people

06:19:29.020 who are in control, and sorry, I am so sleepy.

06:19:32.420 I'm going to wake up.

06:19:33.000 I'm going to wake up.

06:19:33.600 Okay, but yes, so racism basically only goes in one direction.

06:19:37.620 So, that's how it works.

06:19:39.100 You can be prejudiced or, you know, bigoted against somebody, a white person, but your,

06:19:46.980 racism is just, it's different than that.

06:19:51.320 It's not the same.

06:19:52.000 What is the definition of racism?

06:19:53.300 I'm so sorry.

06:19:54.180 To Jade's question.

06:19:54.800 I just want to know, educate me.

06:19:56.320 What's the definition of racism?

06:19:57.620 Yeah, what's the definition?

06:19:58.460 Racism is when a person of color is treated differently or profiled or mistreated.

06:20:03.660 That's not the definition of racism at all.

06:20:04.680 This is my definition, so you asked me what it was.

06:20:06.960 Oh, so you made the dictionary.

06:20:07.900 Do you want me to finish?

06:20:08.880 Did you make the dictionary?

06:20:10.820 How about I finish first, and then you can talk to me.

06:20:13.080 Okay, give me the actual definition.

06:20:13.980 Don't start with me.

06:20:14.980 I won't start back, I promise.

06:20:16.840 So, this is my definition.

06:20:19.160 So, if you treat someone differently because of the color of their skin, you are being racist

06:20:24.260 towards them.

06:20:24.960 It doesn't matter what color your skin is or theirs.

06:20:28.980 If it's different and you're treating them differently, that's racist and that's fucked

06:20:33.520 up.

06:20:34.240 Good for you.

06:20:34.720 I think it's offensive when people say black people can't be racist towards white people

06:20:40.140 because when you're saying that black people cannot be racist, you're equivalating racism

06:20:44.720 to power and you're saying black people cannot have power.

06:20:47.200 And we have come a long way to gain power and gain our education and gain our rights to

06:20:52.180 say that we do not have power.

06:20:54.040 It's a contradiction and it's disrespectful towards the black race.

06:20:58.240 Interesting perspectives, y'all.

06:21:01.680 It's the definition, though.

06:21:03.920 Oh, you want me to keep talking?

06:21:05.260 Yeah, so I disagree and that's just my opinion.

06:21:07.760 I deal with a lot of people who discuss these things all the time.

06:21:10.660 So, you're admitting that black people don't have power.

06:21:12.960 I'm not admitting to anything like that.

06:21:14.840 Because that's what that sounds like to me.

06:21:16.080 I think you just went in a circle and chased your tail around when you answered that question.

06:21:21.240 But that's you and we all have different opinions on what's racism and what happens

06:21:26.620 with others.

06:21:27.100 No, there are facts and there are opinions.

06:21:29.920 So, if you had an experience where you felt people were being racist towards you, that's

06:21:32.940 your feelings.

06:21:34.580 Other people might disagree.

06:21:35.880 Like, if you felt like I was being racist towards you, other people might be like, no,

06:21:40.600 that's not true, right?

06:21:41.580 So, it's based on opinion.

06:21:43.420 And, you know, race is just a social construct anyway.

06:21:45.940 So, what are we supposed to do with it?

06:21:47.160 Damn, a motherfucker getting lynched and that was his opinion, right?

06:21:50.800 That don't sound like an opinion to me.

06:21:52.680 That sounds like facts.

06:21:53.780 And that sounds like somebody that didn't have power and they lost it.

06:21:57.960 All because of the color of their skin.

06:22:00.240 Yeah, that's racism.

06:22:01.780 That's, I mean, that's slavery.

06:22:03.380 Like, racist towards a white person?

06:22:05.900 No.

06:22:08.160 I have an opinion on a dictionary definition.

06:22:11.020 Yeah, what would be, what's an example of racism against a white person?

06:22:15.860 What would have to be said for it to be racist against a white person?

06:22:18.460 She didn't even want to sit next to me.

06:22:20.040 Well, that's because your name's a parent, but.

06:22:27.100 What was your question, Anne?

06:22:28.840 Oh, I just, it's Anna.

06:22:29.820 Anna Fumi.

06:22:30.960 And so, my question was simply, what would be a great, like, what's a good example of

06:22:36.640 someone being racist towards a white person, a person of color being racist towards a white

06:22:41.720 person?

06:22:42.060 Like, what would define that?

06:22:43.580 Treating a white person differently because of the color of their skin.

06:22:46.720 There was a school, I think, in Northern California where they had a.

06:22:49.960 How would you know if somebody's treating you differently?

06:22:52.000 They had a.

06:22:52.680 Well, you do a case study.

06:22:53.780 They had, there was a school in Northern California that had a meet and greet for all

06:22:59.420 the new kids coming to school.

06:23:01.440 And it specifically said it is for brown, black, and indigenous kids.

06:23:07.260 Oh, okay.

06:23:07.860 So, the white kids were not allowed to attend this meet and greet.

06:23:11.880 Then it was a picnic that the school was having for the families.

06:23:14.820 To me, that's racist.

06:23:17.320 Why can't all the kids go and play?

06:23:19.260 Why can't all the kids go and meet and greet?

06:23:21.360 Their whole purpose was that they wanted just all the brown kids to meet each other.

06:23:26.200 Now, see, I don't think that's racist.

06:23:27.980 I don't think they should be able to do that.

06:23:29.000 That's not racist.

06:23:29.560 To have a party, a school having a party and not letting the white kids go?

06:23:33.920 What that was was probably inclusion.

06:23:36.380 Because what happens to black and brown people is we're often excluded.

06:23:40.000 But you're excluding the white ones.

06:23:40.460 You're excluding the white ones.

06:23:41.800 Correct, but that's not, what was the situation?

06:23:44.280 When have white people ever been segregated before?

06:23:46.240 It was a school, and it was a private school.

06:23:50.500 They couldn't do this in public schools.

06:23:52.820 But they were just having, it was at the beginning of the school year, and it was literally a meet and greet.

06:23:57.900 Come and meet all your new classmates.

06:24:00.160 Okay, that doesn't sound like racism, though.

06:24:02.020 That just sounds like exclusion.

06:24:04.020 Yeah.

06:24:04.300 That's not racism.

06:24:05.460 That's exclusion.

06:24:06.260 So, when there was a black water fountain and a white water fountain back in the day,

06:24:09.200 The white people not being able to attend.

06:24:10.860 That wasn't racism.

06:24:11.440 Because it's ex in color.

06:24:12.100 That was exclusion.

06:24:14.580 What did you say?

06:24:15.260 It's two people talking the same talk.

06:24:16.900 I was just saying, like, back in the day when there was, like, you know, segregation,

06:24:21.080 and there was, like, literally a black water fountain and a white water fountain.

06:24:25.720 That's not racism.

06:24:26.760 That's exclusion.

06:24:28.160 That was.

06:24:28.620 Just because they weren't excluding.

06:24:29.580 That was discrimination.

06:24:30.980 That's literally what it was.

06:24:32.100 Why are we trying to change the facts of history?

06:24:35.880 Why would not inviting a certain race to do something that all the other kids were doing

06:24:41.780 not be racist, like, not be, like, racism versus exclusion?

06:24:48.680 That's when you got to be able to differentiate and learn your definitions.

06:24:52.680 That's not racism.

06:24:53.700 That just sounds like brown people excluding white people, which is also unfair, but that's

06:24:59.660 not racism.

06:25:00.900 That's not racism.

06:25:01.780 And you can't just be throwing the word racist around just because white people not included.

06:25:06.640 Bro, white people, y'all literally are everywhere, so let's not act like y'all are having racism

06:25:13.760 towards y'all all the time.

06:25:15.360 Let's just, for the sake of argument, switch the racism.

06:25:16.360 It's possible, but it's not common.

06:25:18.680 What if it's white kids having a meet and greet, and we're not letting the black kids come?

06:25:24.480 Is that okay?

06:25:25.400 Yeah, I mean, that's exclusion.

06:25:27.100 That's not racism.

06:25:28.120 That's exclusion.

06:25:29.460 See, I see that.

06:25:30.100 Because is it, are you not inviting the black kids because they're black, or are you not

06:25:34.440 inviting the black kids just because they're not invited?

06:25:36.080 Well, they're not inviting the white kids because they're white.

06:25:36.660 Because you can separate the actuality and the race.

06:25:40.840 You know, those two don't have to be together.

06:25:42.760 What is the exclusion, though?

06:25:44.480 It's the skin color.

06:25:46.160 And that goes back to the definition of racism.

06:25:48.480 I also think, culturally, like, maybe white people have different interpretations of a

06:26:02.540 definition, like, just as a culture versus any other.

06:26:06.520 All right, no, let me ask you something.

06:26:07.820 When have you ever, when have you experienced racism?

06:26:09.920 When I went to Puerto Rico to watch my boyfriend play baseball, and I couldn't get anybody to

06:26:18.100 wait on me in the mall because I was the white girl at the mall.

06:26:21.160 Oh, wow.

06:26:22.140 So nobody waited on you, and that was racism.

06:26:25.260 You see how we just easily throwing that word around?

06:26:27.520 That is not possible.

06:26:28.780 You may have been left behind.

06:26:29.920 You may have been excluded.

06:26:30.780 But that's not racism just because a little white girl was left out.

06:26:33.560 That's not racism.

06:26:34.280 Well, no, my husband, absolutely.

06:26:36.440 He's Puerto Rican, and he said they don't like white girls.

06:26:36.700 I don't think you should be throwing that word around loosely.

06:26:39.380 They might not have been able to speak your language, and that's why they all speak English.

06:26:42.800 You know, Puerto Ricans are Spanish speakers.

06:26:45.500 It's in San Juan.

06:26:46.780 It's the biggest mall they have.

06:26:49.060 And at that time, I could kind of speak Spanish.

06:26:51.740 ¿Tu habla Espanol?

06:26:52.960 Pardon me?

06:26:53.420 ¿Tu habla Espanol?

06:26:54.200 You don't speak Spanish.

06:26:55.520 Un poquito.

06:26:56.000 Oh, so ¿de dónde eres tú?

06:26:57.420 Don't they speak Portuguese?

06:26:59.200 No, in Puerto Rico, they speak Spanish.

06:27:00.800 Okay, so you went to a Spanish-speaking country and think it's racism just because

06:27:04.200 you didn't speak Spanish.

06:27:05.060 No.

06:27:05.220 That's what that sounded like to me.

06:27:06.080 That's not what I said.

06:27:06.720 That's what that sounded like to me.

06:27:07.500 That's not what I said.

06:27:08.680 I said they spoke English at the mall.

06:27:11.700 I also could speak a little bit of Spanish, but the people waiting on me were all English

06:27:16.560 speakers.

06:27:16.960 It was at Macy's in San Juan.

06:27:18.240 So they left you because you were white?

06:27:20.160 Yes, because they don't like white girls there, particularly Puerto Ricans.

06:27:25.220 That's what your husband said.

06:27:26.580 Yes, and he's Puerto Rican.

06:27:28.020 He's like, well, they didn't want to wait on you because you're white.

06:27:30.000 It happens.

06:27:30.800 I know people don't want to believe that.

06:27:34.460 But what were the repercussions of this situation?

06:27:37.520 How, like, were you stoned in the town, like, hall?

06:27:40.940 Were you, you know, did they whip you?

06:27:43.380 Or, like, what was the painful part?

06:27:45.980 Was it just that nobody talked to you?

06:27:47.760 Well, the painful part is...

06:27:49.320 They left the little white girl at the mall, and that's racism.

06:27:51.960 Well, so what's the metric of, like, whenever it goes from discrimination to, like, even for

06:27:56.440 black people, like, that's a good point.

06:27:57.340 And there's a difference between discrimination and racism.

06:27:59.840 But, like, let's say...

06:28:00.260 Yeah, I know that, right?

06:28:00.860 And prejudice.

06:28:02.220 That's all three of those are different.

06:28:03.860 Agreed.

06:28:04.260 Go ahead.

06:28:04.920 Let's say it's against a black person.

06:28:06.160 What is your threshold of this is just discrimination, and then this is where it enters racism?

06:28:12.520 Profiling.

06:28:14.040 Profiling.

06:28:14.740 Profiling in stores.

06:28:15.800 Correct.

06:28:16.200 Profiling by police.

06:28:17.760 Profiling by school officials.

06:28:19.880 Profiling in different areas.

06:28:21.560 And it's not just black people.

06:28:23.380 Also, you know, a lot of people of color go through this.

06:28:27.520 Correct.

06:28:27.880 Where they're being profiled simply.

06:28:29.040 I mean, look at ICE.

06:28:30.980 Where have you seen them going after people, and how are they determining what visual would

06:28:37.500 they be able to use to determine who might not be from here?

06:28:41.960 What visual?

06:28:43.040 It's not a visual.

06:28:44.000 They actually have people that they are actually targeting.

06:28:47.120 You should look at Bill Malugian from Fox News.

06:28:49.240 He goes...

06:28:49.460 You don't even live here.

06:28:50.200 I don't know what you're talking about.

06:28:50.900 I actually do live here.

06:28:51.960 I see ICE every...

06:28:53.580 I thought you were from Wales.

06:28:53.960 I see ICE all the time from Wales.

06:28:55.460 I talk to ICE all the time now.

06:28:56.720 But you're not black, so you don't face the same hardships that we do.

06:29:00.800 So you cannot speak and say white people experience racism, but you said that white kids being

06:29:07.340 excluded from a brown party was racism.

06:29:09.500 That just sounds like discrimination to me, or exclusion.

06:29:12.340 It doesn't sound like racism.

06:29:13.980 Y'all throwing that word around too loosely.

06:29:15.980 Yeah.

06:29:16.080 So if you went to Macy's and Puerto Rico, and let's say the tables were turned, and you

06:29:21.680 didn't get, like, no one came up to you, no one helped you, you were upset, like, they

06:29:28.600 were just ignoring you, and you were adamant about it, and you were upset that no one came

06:29:33.860 up to you.

06:29:35.040 And it's not even...

06:29:35.860 That has actually happened to me in Puerto Rico.

06:29:37.900 So did you think it was racist of them?

06:29:39.940 I think that it was discrimination, because I was one of the darkest ones in the restaurant,

06:29:44.800 of course.

06:29:45.940 But have you ever went through that?

06:29:48.000 Yeah, of course.

06:29:48.740 Where?

06:29:48.880 I've had stuff, like, happen to me.

06:29:50.900 I mean, so...

06:29:52.160 Let me hear you.

06:29:53.260 Okay.

06:29:53.800 Well, I mean, it's not, like...

06:29:55.380 I don't think that I've been...

06:29:57.160 I think I've been discriminated against because I am white in certain situations.

06:30:02.220 Because everyone has stereotypes.

06:30:03.740 You know, there's stereotypes for a reason, because there's people who are inside of the

06:30:09.060 box.

06:30:09.440 Same thing with us, like, or some of the girls here.

06:30:12.260 If we have an OnlyFans, you get put into that box.

06:30:14.960 Just because there's that box of, like, what most...

06:30:19.100 Because of the stereotypes of OnlyFans girls doesn't mean that you fit that exact mold, but

06:30:24.620 it does mean that a lot of the girls in that industry fit that mold.

06:30:30.440 I mean, in my opinion, there are some truths to stereotypes.

06:30:34.580 Sure.

06:30:35.340 So, does that make someone racist?

06:30:36.460 You still didn't answer my question, though.

06:30:38.980 When have you ever been discriminated against for being a white girl, or when has anybody

06:30:42.680 ever been racist to you for being a white girl?

06:30:47.240 Last weekend, driving to Atlanta, and I got pulled over by a Mexican cop, and...

06:30:56.440 Did he tell you he was Mexican, or are you assuming he Mexican?

06:30:59.580 Because you know there are hundreds of Latino countries.

06:31:01.840 Well, okay.

06:31:02.260 He was Latina.

06:31:03.360 Sorry, that was...

06:31:04.200 I just...

06:31:04.880 Wow, that's racist.

06:31:06.720 I don't know.

06:31:07.120 That is so fucking racist.

06:31:08.660 You just assumed that a Latino was Mexican.

06:31:11.300 I didn't...

06:31:11.500 And not Salvadorian, not Cuban, not nothing.

06:31:14.080 He could have been something else.

06:31:14.520 I don't know.

06:31:15.440 Not Cuban, not nothing.

06:31:16.300 I agree.

06:31:16.920 I agree.

06:31:17.260 I don't...

06:31:18.020 I kind of do just, like...

06:31:19.520 I'm from California, so most of the Latinos I grew up with were from Mexico.

06:31:24.320 So, sorry, that's not me.

06:31:26.860 How is that racist?

06:31:28.960 Because, like, no one asked me, like, okay, are you German, or are you Scots-Irish?

06:31:32.720 Like, we just say white.

06:31:34.180 That's nationality, though.

06:31:35.320 That's what makes the difference between race and nationality.

06:31:38.060 You're white, German.

06:31:39.680 Ethnicity.

06:31:39.980 That's ethnicity and nationality.

06:31:41.800 That's two different things.

06:31:43.180 She was just saying, this guy's an American, I'm assuming, if he's pulling you over in the

06:31:47.140 United States.

06:31:47.640 Yeah, it's a trooper.

06:31:48.160 So, that's a nationality.

06:31:49.860 Ethnicity is what she was saying.

06:31:51.220 Okay, so how is it racist?

06:31:52.840 Explain.

06:31:53.120 Well, okay...

06:31:54.140 He pulled you over?

06:31:54.640 What were you doing to get pulled over?

06:31:56.240 I...

06:31:56.520 So, I was moving with the speed of traffic, but he was just out there to...

06:32:00.720 So, you got pulled over for speeding.

06:32:02.300 You know you can say that, right?

06:32:03.460 Yeah, I got pulled over for speeding.

06:32:04.640 So, you got pulled over for speeding by a Latino cop, and that's racist?

06:32:08.520 No.

06:32:08.920 That's discriminatory?

06:32:10.120 I was literally not doing anything...

06:32:11.700 Make it make sense.

06:32:12.460 Some people get shot by police, children even, just for looking like they're guilty.

06:32:18.120 So, I mean, I don't think that the racism that you experience...

06:32:21.120 Did children get shot by police for looking like they're guilty?

06:32:23.880 Where did that happen?

06:32:24.580 Yeah, I...

06:32:25.180 That's happened a lot.

06:32:26.580 It was the little boy...

06:32:27.400 Just for looking...

06:32:28.320 I asked that for having to follow up.

06:32:29.160 He had a play toy and a play toy and was shot at 11 years old and killed.

06:32:32.680 Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, time out.

06:32:35.400 Play toy and he got killed how?

06:32:37.360 Was he...

06:32:37.980 Was it a play gun?

06:32:38.760 He was shot down by an officer.

06:32:39.760 Was he holding something in his hand?

06:32:40.800 It was a water gun.

06:32:41.800 We can look this up.

06:32:42.940 Okay, so it was a water gun.

06:32:44.720 Okay, but no, we're not about to run from this because you said that you have been...

06:32:51.120 Let me hear it.

06:32:51.600 Okay, so I'm a Trump supporter.

06:32:53.500 I was wearing my MAGA hat and he pulls me over and I was going with the speed of traffic.

06:32:59.320 I was not even in the fast lane.

06:33:01.080 Like, I literally wasn't speeding and I have a fast car and I do speed at the right time

06:33:04.900 when it's like safe.

06:33:06.240 But in that moment, I literally was like, I think it was going like four over or something.

06:33:11.640 He was just riding tickets.

06:33:12.740 Wait, so you think it's because of the MAGA hat?

06:33:14.180 Yeah.

06:33:14.820 Okay, but that's not your skin color.

06:33:16.040 We're talking about racism.

06:33:16.600 I know, but considering the situation, it was just like, I was like, this is not...

06:33:22.160 I don't know.

06:33:22.760 I was just...

06:33:25.180 I mean, we can talk about the massacre in South Africa right now.

06:33:28.460 That's...

06:33:28.580 Right.

06:33:29.480 I'm not...

06:33:30.180 You told me...

06:33:31.540 You asked me to give you an example.

06:33:33.120 For sure.

06:33:33.820 But I felt like I really, truly wasn't doing anything wrong considering I was with every other

06:33:40.920 car around me and not speeding.

06:33:43.020 It just sounds like you're avoiding accountability.

06:33:45.040 You got pulled over for speeding and you want to blame a cop for being Mexican.

06:33:49.400 He probably wasn't even Mexican.

06:33:51.280 I hope that cop watching.

06:33:52.440 I hope you drop your nationality in his fucking comments now.

06:33:55.360 Drop it.

06:33:56.260 Good.

06:33:56.580 I hope he's Mexican.

06:33:58.180 Let's go.

06:33:59.400 You better hope he's Mexican.

06:34:01.440 I was right.

06:34:01.580 I was right.

06:34:01.760 You were right about him being Mexican, but you wasn't right about him being racist.

06:34:04.840 He's like, actually, I'm Chinese.

06:34:07.400 My name is also for Wong.

06:34:09.360 There's no other indicators, but whatever.

06:34:11.380 I mean, I get it.

06:34:12.640 I agree with you.

06:34:13.960 I don't think that...

06:34:14.800 I think there's different levels of racism.

06:34:17.140 Did I have any...

06:34:17.580 Did I get hurt physically?

06:34:20.000 No.

06:34:20.780 Did things happen in that situation that made me feel uncomfortable?

06:34:25.100 And that probably I didn't even have a say because it was just like he judged me by the

06:34:32.580 way I looked like immediately when he walked up to the window.

06:34:36.540 I don't know.

06:34:38.080 I mean, it's not like I was whipped, like we were saying earlier.

06:34:42.920 There's no repercussions of it, and there's different levels of racism.

06:34:46.680 But at the end of the day, I felt like I was judged because of the color of my skin and

06:34:51.900 what I was wearing versus like what...

06:34:54.920 He was pretty rude, and it was just a very...

06:35:00.560 It just gave me bad vibes.

06:35:03.120 Bad vibes.

06:35:03.800 Ain't no level to racism.

06:35:05.540 Racism is you either racist or you're not.

06:35:08.740 And bad vibes is...

06:35:11.040 Just because somebody got bad vibes, that don't make sense.

06:35:14.140 The exclusion thing you were talking about earlier with racism, it's like, how do you

06:35:17.400 say what like...

06:35:19.040 When there's like black water fountains and white water fountains, and that is...

06:35:23.880 Like, and you were saying that white kids weren't invited to this party.

06:35:27.240 That's exclusion, but then back then, you can't say...

06:35:29.760 You can't agree with both.

06:35:30.760 See, that's the thing, though.

06:35:31.780 Black people, I don't have a victim mentality to that kind of...

06:35:34.820 Right, yeah.

06:35:36.060 What'd you say?

06:35:36.760 They don't respond at the $10.

06:35:38.200 Okay.

06:35:40.300 Well, anyway, this is a conversation that is...

06:35:43.360 Brian disappeared.

06:35:44.180 No, it's not great.

06:35:44.740 Yeah, it's such a big conversation and so heavy.

06:35:47.300 We've been talking about a lot of different subjects, but this one...

06:35:50.720 I mean, everybody's got their different opinions.

06:35:52.660 You might feel like you were persecuted for different reasons, and you know, how can we

06:35:58.220 really like prove it to one another?

06:36:00.300 Because if somebody tells me, oh, this happened, and I'm like, wow, I've had 10 times worse,

06:36:04.720 we can't all like...

06:36:06.400 So maybe y'all don't think...

06:36:07.820 Y'all think it's possible for me to be racist against you.

06:36:10.580 I just don't know how I could possibly be.

06:36:12.500 I could be like, you smell like pennies when you go outside, or...

06:36:15.340 I think it's possible.

06:36:16.900 Y'all don't know how to dance.

06:36:18.040 So when you...

06:36:18.720 I don't know, like what could...

06:36:19.800 It's just roasting at that point, you know?

06:36:21.500 When you've been at like a store and someone's not talked to you or said something, like,

06:36:25.500 did you bring it up to the store or anything?

06:36:29.740 No.

06:36:30.880 That has never happened to me before.

06:36:33.040 Okay.

06:36:33.300 But what has happened to me before was I have gotten escorted out of a building for the sake

06:36:38.920 of me just being black, for the sake of somebody thinking that I was just up to no good.

06:36:43.140 Then you should sue that building.

06:36:44.440 So until you feel what that feels, until you feel what that feels, you cannot put yourself

06:36:50.080 in my shoes.

06:36:50.660 Contingency.

06:36:51.380 What'd you say?

06:36:52.140 Get a lawyer that works on contingency and sue the building for being racist against you.

06:36:56.560 Okay.

06:36:57.360 And what else?

06:36:58.740 Since you got everything figured out.

06:37:00.100 Basically, the lawyers will work for free for you.

06:37:02.240 And then when they arrive at a settlement, they'll take like 33%.

06:37:05.140 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

06:37:05.880 It doesn't just matter how that it took place.

06:37:08.640 Exactly.

06:37:09.180 That's exactly what I'm saying.

06:37:10.440 So you trying to go around it and talk it in circles or avoid what I'm talking about,

06:37:14.020 that's just, you know, disregarding everything that I'm saying, which is kind of racist

06:37:17.660 of you.

06:37:18.080 When Karen was saying that she felt that way, so that wasn't racism there?

06:37:23.540 You don't agree?

06:37:24.360 A white girl got left at a mall in Puerto Rico.

06:37:26.540 Nobody talked to her.

06:37:27.320 What?

06:37:28.260 What the hell?

06:37:28.880 It's not that I got left at a mall.

06:37:30.360 I was trying to buy something.

06:37:31.920 The story.

06:37:33.420 The story.

06:37:34.460 Now, poor Karen has been left at the mall.

06:37:37.300 Poe baby Karen.

06:37:38.420 Poe baby Karen.

06:37:40.000 Being a typical Karen.

06:37:41.720 And of course, did you call the manager?

06:37:44.280 I'd go up to the register and she'd look at me and walk away.

06:37:47.740 Then I'd go up to another register and she'd look at, a different girl would look at me

06:37:51.920 and walk away.

06:37:53.140 A third register.

06:37:54.340 That's great.

06:37:55.540 So, I mean, or maybe they didn't speak, or maybe they didn't speak English.

06:38:00.080 Oh my gosh, guys, guys, guys, guys, one at a time.

06:38:01.880 No, they spoke English.

06:38:02.680 One at a time.

06:38:03.160 Oh my goodness.

06:38:03.660 They spoke English.

06:38:05.020 Yeah, that's a good question.

06:38:06.720 May I also do that?

06:38:08.520 Wait, what?

06:38:08.900 Oh, Felicity, Fidel Castro's daughter would like a lollipop.

06:38:17.220 Could I have one too?

06:38:17.940 Could I have one too?

06:38:18.640 We can only do one at a time because then there's like too many.

06:38:22.940 I'm going out on a bell.

06:38:24.240 Ashley is like, bye.

06:38:28.560 Can you give us, just so we can move it on, just give us a definition of racism?

06:38:32.260 I already tried.

06:38:33.660 I'm so sleepy.

06:38:34.640 Okay, my definition of racism is when somebody is abused based on the color of their skin

06:38:40.660 and the direction always goes from the oppressor to the oppressed.

06:38:45.660 So it's always in one direction, and that's my definition.

06:38:48.980 I don't want to think.

06:38:49.600 So are all white.

06:38:50.440 Do I have to think?

06:38:51.280 Hold on.

06:38:51.660 Yeah, you do have to think.

06:38:52.480 I know it's difficult.

06:38:53.780 I've been thinking all day.

06:38:54.860 So in your view is white men or white people are the oppressor and black or people of color

06:39:01.740 are the oppressed.

06:39:02.660 In a society that there is privilege to being a person, a white person, I do feel like people

06:39:10.100 of color do experience a lot of oppression.

06:39:13.360 And, you know, people argue that white privilege, what does it mean?

06:39:19.880 It's the privilege of not being shot by the police or attacked by the police whenever you

06:39:26.180 go anywhere.

06:39:26.620 At least you are white people than they do black people.

06:39:28.260 That's because there's more white people than there are black people.

06:39:31.460 No, everybody gets shot by the police.

06:39:34.740 Everybody gets shot by the police.

06:39:36.740 But would this then be evidence of sexism because the rates of police killing men compared

06:39:42.440 to police killing women, it's way higher, like the differential between blacks being

06:39:49.200 killed by police versus whites being killed by police?

06:39:52.420 So is this your argument?

06:39:54.800 So hold on.

06:39:55.420 Depends on if the officer was a man or a woman, I guess.

06:39:57.200 Hold on.

06:39:57.680 Hold on.

06:39:58.040 Is this your argument?

06:39:58.880 So basically you're saying, okay, well, you're saying there's more, there's discrepancy when

06:40:03.360 it comes to police misconduct, police brutality and police shootings and blacks are more or

06:40:09.720 black men are more likely to be the victims of this or black people are more likely to

06:40:16.300 be victims of, but it's really black men more likely to be the victims of this.

06:40:20.680 But if I could show you statistics that that differential is the gap is way wider that exists

06:40:27.980 between men and women.

06:40:29.740 So there's more men, for example, there's more white men that are killed by police than

06:40:35.060 there are women who are killed by police of all races combined.

06:40:38.280 Those statistics are true.

06:40:39.640 It's only just more televised when it's a black person because that's what the country wants

06:40:43.380 to do to black people is send us in an angry uproar and then have us looking crazy and have

06:40:48.180 us acting wild based off, you know, trying to get justice off this one person getting killed,

06:40:53.500 you know, in an unequal way by the police.

06:40:59.740 Yeah, there's also the prison industrial complex, which means that we have private prisons that

06:41:04.740 get paid by our government to house people in it in them.

06:41:10.180 So, yes.

06:41:10.560 But what does that have to do with racism?

06:41:11.980 What does it have to do with racism and police brutality?

06:41:14.740 I think that police seek out they seek out people of color.

06:41:18.800 They profile them.

06:41:20.020 Yes or no.

06:41:20.680 Would anybody disagree?

06:41:21.840 Would you disagree?

06:41:22.480 I mean, I'm willing to grant that in them.

06:41:26.200 But you said that those ladies profiled you at the store when they didn't talk to you.

06:41:29.760 So how does it work for you?

06:41:31.220 So how does it work for you and not nobody else?

06:41:33.240 Amazing.

06:41:33.860 Well, I'm sure there are some, but for the most part, cops are not racially profiling.

06:41:38.980 They actually have a list.

06:41:41.500 They know who in their patrol beat are the deadbeats.

06:41:46.180 They know the people that are the drug users.

06:41:48.160 They know people that are the gangbangers.

06:41:49.660 They know people that commit all the crimes.

06:41:52.700 And they keep re-arresting the same people over and over and over again.

06:41:59.280 That's not uncommon.

06:42:03.160 It's not uncommon.

06:42:05.020 Okay.

06:42:07.560 Yes.

06:42:08.240 Go on.

06:42:08.500 So basically, you can only be racist towards minority groups.

06:42:12.000 And it can only be whites who do it.

06:42:13.320 I think so.

06:42:13.960 Can Asians be racist towards black people?

06:42:16.300 Oh, yeah.

06:42:16.660 If y'all want to know a real little secret, all of us people of color are racist to each other.

06:42:22.780 We roast each other all the time.

06:42:24.320 We'll say all kinds of wild stuff to each other and about each other.

06:42:26.760 Who has more systemic power in this country, Asians or black people?

06:42:30.640 Oh, we, I don't think that's even a, I don't think it works like that.

06:42:35.640 That's no, when I say we are racist towards each other, we'll just roast each other and be like, you know, say little things.

06:42:41.220 So it requires power to be racist.

06:42:43.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

06:42:44.440 Wait, question for you.

06:42:45.240 Power and persecution.

06:42:48.560 Power and persecution.

06:42:49.400 And persecution.

06:42:50.420 So if you, if somebody abuses you and then you actually, some harm comes to you.

06:42:56.200 There's harm.

06:42:56.800 Okay.

06:42:57.080 Yeah.

06:42:57.260 Then that, that is the power and the persecution.

06:43:00.440 Yeah.

06:43:00.560 Okay.

06:43:01.040 So then let's assume there's a black CEO and he refuses to hire a white janitor because that janitor is white.

06:43:08.200 And this janitor comes from a lower socioeconomic status than the like multimillionaire, billionaire, black CEO.

06:43:15.880 Is that black CEO a racist?

06:43:19.280 No, but he is prejudice.

06:43:21.460 And I mean, it's bigotry.

06:43:22.660 He's keeping, he's denying somebody the ability to work there.

06:43:26.460 But I mean, so do you think that it's racist for black universities to exist?

06:43:31.560 I mean, you didn't get invited to a kid's party.

06:43:33.660 So maybe, um, maybe y'all think that black universities shouldn't exist either, that y'all should be allowed to go to them.

06:43:39.560 I mean, why people, the ones who are like, I'm, I'm my grandma was a native American.

06:43:45.580 None of y'all's grandmas were American, native Americans.

06:43:48.000 Like, please stop by.

06:43:48.940 None of us have.

06:43:49.400 Yeah, but you got to answer my question before I answer your question.

06:43:53.620 What was the question I forgot?

06:43:54.900 Okay, so you have the black CEO and let's say he's like, this is a, uh, multi-state, uh, it's a multi-state company.

06:44:04.360 It's multinational company, thousands, tens of thousands of employees.

06:44:09.180 And it's a system.

06:44:11.520 This corporation is a system.

06:44:13.700 Okay.

06:44:14.540 They've got offices in, in Vegas and Los Angeles and San Francisco and New York and Miami.

06:44:20.840 And they've got a couple in Europe.

06:44:22.600 And he's the, he's the big boss, man.

06:44:25.460 He's the owner of the company.

06:44:26.560 He's also the CEO.

06:44:28.820 And he refuses to hire a white janitor.

06:44:32.620 And this, this white janitor, we happen to know some background on him.

06:44:36.320 He was an orphan, an orphan.

06:44:39.520 Oh my gosh.

06:44:40.120 And he's also, he doesn't have a leg.

06:44:42.820 Well, I mean, he doesn't have a leg.

06:44:44.200 If he feels that he has a case, he can take it to court.

06:44:47.160 No, no, no.

06:44:47.820 Yeah.

06:44:48.240 Okay, cool.

06:44:48.760 But would you view that, would you view the black seat, billionaire CEO refusing to hire the white janitor because he's white?

06:44:58.160 Would you view that as racist?

06:44:59.600 I mean, I don't think that the billionaire CEO or CEO or whatever he is, I don't think he would be doing the hiring of janitors.

06:45:07.820 No, he's not.

06:45:08.640 It don't sound like it's about race.

06:45:10.560 It sounds like it's more about money.

06:45:12.300 And that's when you got to, this when you got to exclude race.

06:45:15.340 Hold on.

06:45:16.480 He, he normally doesn't hire the janitors, but it's for his personal bathroom in the corporate headquarters.

06:45:23.420 And he's like, you know what?

06:45:25.460 Normally I just let, you know, my.

06:45:27.340 I wouldn't hire a poor motherfucker to be in my rich restroom either.

06:45:30.260 Yeah, exactly.

06:45:31.660 It's about money.

06:45:32.640 It ain't about race.

06:45:33.300 Bro, you, how many rich janitors are there?

06:45:35.740 Okay, so anyways.

06:45:36.780 Exactly.

06:45:37.540 Great.

06:45:37.920 You proving your own point.

06:45:40.420 Yeah, but janitors have to be hired.

06:45:43.660 Yeah.

06:45:43.940 And they're typically not rich.

06:45:45.340 Okay.

06:45:45.760 So it's obviously going to come down to, not his socioeconomic status, but it's going to

06:45:50.260 come down to his race.

06:45:51.220 It don't sound like it's about race though.

06:45:52.580 It just sounds like it's about money.

06:45:53.400 Well, I just said it was about, I made it about his race.

06:45:55.280 But why are we making it about the race?

06:45:56.380 And he only had like one leg also.

06:45:57.660 So like, how can he do the full job?

06:45:59.480 Yeah, I'm exaggerating it with the little artistic flair and pizzazz and razzle dazzle.

06:46:04.520 Razzle dazzle.

06:46:05.500 So is it racist to refuse to hire the white janitor?

06:46:11.100 I mean, if you can prove it in a court of law, then you can sue.

06:46:14.380 Sure.

06:46:15.220 Go ahead and try.

06:46:15.920 Okay.

06:46:16.200 I get that.

06:46:17.080 No, you're saying that the man can sue.

06:46:19.220 Do you think it's racist?

06:46:21.420 No, I don't think it's racist at all because we can't, we can't discern what his reasoning

06:46:25.840 for that was for not hiring him.

06:46:27.800 I literally, in the example, I say he doesn't want to hire the white janitor because he's

06:46:34.260 white.

06:46:34.720 Because the color is, yeah.

06:46:35.700 Yes.

06:46:36.220 Okay.

06:46:36.460 Well, would that be racist?

06:46:37.700 No.

06:46:38.420 Still not racist.

06:46:39.460 No.

06:46:39.980 Okay.

06:46:40.280 How about this?

06:46:41.400 Barack Obama, when he was president, let's say he didn't want to hire a white janitor to

06:46:46.900 work for him in the White House because that white janitor is white.

06:46:50.200 Would that be racist?

06:46:51.740 No.

06:46:51.940 Into the mic, into the mic.

06:46:53.400 No, I don't think so.

06:46:54.900 How could it, hold on.

06:46:56.120 I'm literally meeting even your honestly retarded definition of racism.

06:47:01.180 I already told you that my definition literally goes in one direction.

06:47:05.320 Oh, okay.

06:47:06.200 So I'm going to consistently have the same opinion on it.

06:47:09.420 The example you've given is pretty simple.

06:47:13.000 Yes, that's racist.

06:47:13.860 Okay.

06:47:14.080 So here's my definition of somebody who abuses children.

06:47:19.640 There are people named Anna who wear blue shirts or child abusers.

06:47:24.740 Interesting.

06:47:25.560 Is that enough to make you a child abuser?

06:47:30.660 That's called profiling.

06:47:33.600 What?

06:47:34.400 You're profiling.

06:47:35.160 You're saying people who look like me, who have the same name as me, that's profiling.

06:47:39.740 That's not like people.

06:47:40.860 What is your question here?

06:47:42.300 That doesn't correlate to you applying the actual definition of racism.

06:47:47.240 Why the hell are we comparing the two?

06:47:47.720 No, because what I'm trying to get at is she's completely perverting the definition of racism.

06:47:55.900 Well, some people might agree with me.

06:47:58.260 Under my definition of racism, only this racial group can be racist.

06:48:04.800 But let me ask you a question.

06:48:06.860 Am I the only person who's ever held this belief system or this opinion that y'all have ever met in your life and you're so shocked by this because you've never heard anyone say it?

06:48:15.720 Or have you heard it before?

06:48:17.320 So if there's other people who also say it.

06:48:20.000 Yeah, I've heard it before.

06:48:20.980 If there's other people who also say it, then it is subjective.

06:48:23.380 And these people also have the mind virus.

06:48:24.560 Oh, okay.

06:48:25.060 I didn't know that there was a mind virus.

06:48:26.780 It's the woke mind virus.

06:48:28.360 He said there's mind viruses in here.

06:48:30.160 Well, I mean, this idea that racism has been completely detached from the historically understood definition of the word, yeah, is a little confusing to me.

06:48:42.200 Tell me some more history.

06:48:43.740 White people are not the majority of the planet.

06:48:46.600 White people are not the majority of the planet.

06:48:49.220 That is true.

06:48:49.860 White people are a minority.

06:48:51.320 White people are a minority.

06:48:52.340 They're the minority.

06:48:53.020 They're talking about the U.S.

06:48:53.560 Not in America.

06:48:54.420 They're talking about double standards.

06:48:55.500 Not in America.

06:48:56.000 It's not a double standard.

06:48:56.980 It's just my view.

06:48:57.200 It's conversation all over the place.

06:48:58.620 Y'all got to pick a topic and stay on it because are we talking about white people in America?

06:49:03.180 Are we talking about white people in Africa?

06:49:05.280 What are we talking about?

06:49:06.300 Yeah.

06:49:06.520 Because y'all got to stick to it.

06:49:07.820 The word racism.

06:49:09.380 What is the definition?

06:49:10.560 How about this?

06:49:11.100 If I went to Nigeria, could black people be racist towards me in Nigeria?

06:49:16.540 Yeah, for sure.

06:49:17.720 Okay, so it's geographic-based.

06:49:20.260 The reason that it's racism in this country is because of a lot of history.

06:49:24.920 But yeah, they could be prejudiced to you, not racist to you.

06:49:28.180 You do realize that we elected a black president.

06:49:32.600 We elected a black president.

06:49:34.940 So the question that I was asking you about Barack Obama.

06:49:36.900 And a black mayor, and a black mayor in Dallas, and a black mayor in New York, and a black mayor in Chicago.

06:49:42.380 Do you have like a list?

06:49:43.520 Do you know all of them?

06:49:44.680 There is a list.

06:49:44.720 Okay, so let's talk about the Afro-Latino countries.

06:49:48.860 Hold on.

06:49:49.220 Hold on.

06:49:49.340 No, let's talk about the Afro-Latino countries where there are black-speaking Spanish people and white-speaking Spanish people.

06:49:56.860 Lady, yeah, you got to.

06:49:58.540 Shut up.

06:49:58.820 Yeah, thank you.

06:49:59.640 Wait, did you just say shut up to Jay?

06:50:00.940 Yeah, I told her to shut up.

06:50:02.360 Hold on.

06:50:02.780 Okay, you got to.

06:50:03.300 We're all cranky.

06:50:04.360 You got to leave.

06:50:04.940 We're all getting cranky.

06:50:05.820 You got to leave.

06:50:06.300 Get out of here.

06:50:07.080 Come on.

06:50:07.700 Man, don't make her leave.

06:50:08.700 She's so entertaining.

06:50:10.040 This has been entertaining this whole time.

06:50:12.000 Out you go.

06:50:12.400 It has been.

06:50:13.460 Out you go.

06:50:14.520 No.

06:50:14.720 I'm kicking you off.

06:50:15.300 Come on.

06:50:15.740 No.

06:50:16.660 What do you mean no?

06:50:17.580 What do you mean?

06:50:18.340 Am I going to get escorted out?

06:50:20.600 So now Jay, now all of a sudden it's just this white savior.

06:50:24.940 No, look.

06:50:25.960 I gave you a lot of chances.

06:50:27.440 I gave you a lot of chances, but you're being rude to me.

06:50:29.760 You're being rude to her.

06:50:30.560 Okay, I shut up.

06:50:31.240 You got to leave.

06:50:32.360 No, just get up and leave.

06:50:34.760 No, get up and leave.

06:50:37.120 Madam Houston, everybody.

06:50:38.760 Y'all want to hear about some real game?

06:50:40.160 Follow me on Instagram everywhere.

06:50:42.080 These people don't know real.

06:50:44.620 Boo, I want her to say.

06:50:48.120 Bye.

06:50:49.360 Bye, love.

06:50:50.140 Nice to meet you.

06:50:50.860 Bye.

06:50:51.100 Why is the audio not working?

06:50:54.860 What the fuck?

06:50:56.460 That's weird.

06:50:57.760 Damn it.

06:50:58.860 This is Sparta.

06:51:01.160 Oh.

06:51:03.920 Peace out.

06:51:04.920 Peace out.

06:51:05.500 You too, homie.

06:51:06.740 Great to see you.

06:51:07.800 Glad you could make it.

06:51:09.420 Bye, love.

06:51:11.560 Why?

06:51:12.280 Ah, fwair.

06:51:13.100 Ah, why is that not working?

06:51:16.420 Why?

06:51:16.900 That's weird.

06:51:19.660 Huh.

06:51:20.480 Is the...

06:51:21.360 Did she leave?

06:51:23.600 Is she out?

06:51:24.760 No.

06:51:25.920 All right.

06:51:29.920 Hey, you know.

06:51:31.360 All right, we're going to...

06:51:32.240 Maybe we scoot everybody down a little bit.

06:51:34.140 Yeah, let's scoot everybody down.

06:51:35.480 I like my seat.

06:51:37.140 All right, then...

06:51:37.920 No, you stay there, and I'm going to put Felicity there.

06:51:41.300 Okay.

06:51:41.940 No, no, no.

06:51:43.520 Oh, she...

06:51:44.680 All right.

06:51:45.580 Felicity, you're going over there.

06:51:47.400 All right, Felicity's on the table.

06:51:48.680 All right, there we go, finally.

06:51:50.600 All right, wait until the very end, you know.

06:51:52.560 Hey.

06:51:53.260 Hey, she had it coming.

06:51:54.660 Welcome, welcome.

06:51:55.300 She had it coming, you know.

06:51:56.240 She had to go.

06:51:58.880 Anyways, what was he saying?

06:52:01.820 We were talking about race.

06:52:03.560 Ah, yeah.

06:52:05.080 Okay, so what I was trying to ask you

06:52:07.100 when she kept talking over me.

06:52:10.600 Barack Obama, when he was president,

06:52:12.460 you would agree that he's the most

06:52:15.900 powerful person in the world

06:52:18.720 when he was president, right?

06:52:20.000 No, I think billionaires are powerful people.

06:52:22.140 Into the mic, into the mic.

06:52:23.580 Sorry, no, I believe that

06:52:24.980 the richest people in the world

06:52:27.220 are the most powerful people,

06:52:28.480 not presidents.

06:52:32.220 But the richest people in the world

06:52:33.560 don't have the need to the codes.

06:52:34.420 Wait, so you're saying the leader

06:52:35.340 of the best country in the entire world

06:52:38.020 is not the most important.

06:52:39.760 I think that billionaires

06:52:41.360 line politicians' pockets, yes.

06:52:43.780 How about this?

06:52:44.220 Let me ask you this.

06:52:44.980 Is the United States

06:52:46.160 the most powerful country in the world?

06:52:47.900 I mean, I'm sure other countries

06:52:49.920 think they're powerful, too.

06:52:50.920 Military might.

06:52:52.020 I mean, military, oh my gosh.

06:52:53.700 We spend, what, $800 trillion

06:52:55.420 on the military.

06:52:57.080 We could, you do realize

06:52:58.520 the United States military

06:52:59.820 could have, like,

06:53:00.940 be in multiple theaters of war

06:53:02.980 and, like, fucking shit up

06:53:04.840 in multiple geographic regions

06:53:06.760 at once.

06:53:07.680 In terms of our force projection,

06:53:10.320 no other country can do that.

06:53:12.100 Yeah, true, yeah.

06:53:13.200 Just be, just our Navy,

06:53:15.160 just our capability is unmatched.

06:53:17.880 We could be, like,

06:53:19.820 we could be dealing with

06:53:20.880 multiple belligerent nations

06:53:22.800 at one time

06:53:24.100 and fucking their shit up.

06:53:26.060 Easy, son.

06:53:26.940 World War II

06:53:27.700 back-to-back champions.

06:53:29.760 Hell yeah.

06:53:30.660 Let's fucking go.

06:53:32.160 Yo, in the chat.

06:53:33.300 USA, USA.

06:53:34.280 Okay, so anyways.

06:53:34.760 I mean, they're still in Cuba.

06:53:35.500 So the United States,

06:53:36.540 the United States

06:53:37.540 is the most powerful country

06:53:38.920 in the world.

06:53:39.780 Barack Obama,

06:53:41.080 he's the leader.

06:53:42.620 He was the leader

06:53:43.620 of the most powerful country

06:53:45.200 in the world.

06:53:45.740 I like to twice.

06:53:46.720 Let me ask you a question.

06:53:47.500 Is the executive branch

06:53:49.300 of the United States government

06:53:50.500 a system?

06:53:52.340 Yes.

06:53:53.120 Okay.

06:53:53.780 Was Barack Obama

06:53:55.020 the leader of that system?

06:53:56.860 Yes.

06:53:57.400 So Barack Obama

06:53:58.220 has systemic power?

06:53:59.960 Yes.

06:54:01.120 Okay.

06:54:02.080 So if racism

06:54:03.740 is prejudice

06:54:05.860 plus power,

06:54:07.440 he's being prejudiced

06:54:10.440 by not hiring

06:54:11.160 a white janitor.

06:54:12.080 Yes, he might.

06:54:12.700 He has,

06:54:13.820 he's arguably

06:54:14.600 the most powerful man

06:54:15.700 in the world

06:54:16.240 because he is the leader

06:54:17.320 of the executive branch

06:54:19.120 of the United States government,

06:54:20.480 which is the most powerful nation

06:54:21.580 in the world.

06:54:22.040 how would this

06:54:24.280 not even meet

06:54:25.220 your warped definition

06:54:27.260 of racism?

06:54:28.980 I just don't,

06:54:29.820 I don't feel like

06:54:31.100 he's like

06:54:31.980 oppressing this man.

06:54:33.360 Like he's not hiring him

06:54:34.880 for his personal bathroom.

06:54:36.420 You're,

06:54:37.200 you have every right

06:54:38.020 when it comes

06:54:38.520 to your personal property

06:54:39.720 to hire who you choose,

06:54:41.160 who you so choose.

06:54:42.420 No, you don't.

06:54:43.260 Yeah.

06:54:43.520 I mean,

06:54:43.880 if I was going to hire

06:54:44.940 a cleaner for my home

06:54:47.460 or somebody to work

06:54:48.900 on my car,

06:54:49.820 that is my right

06:54:51.500 to choose.

06:54:52.460 Yeah.

06:54:52.480 Let me,

06:54:52.700 let me explore this logic.

06:54:53.900 So the federal government,

06:54:54.760 if they wanted to,

06:54:56.160 could not hire black people

06:54:57.780 because they're black.

06:54:59.080 No,

06:54:59.540 I don't think

06:55:00.060 that's legal here.

06:55:01.500 I don't think

06:55:01.820 you're allowed to do that.

06:55:02.360 What about white people?

06:55:03.380 Can they not hire white people

06:55:04.420 because they're white?

06:55:05.640 No,

06:55:06.020 I mean,

06:55:06.440 that's,

06:55:06.900 it would be racist,

06:55:07.680 right?

06:55:07.800 I don't think

06:55:07.860 you're allowed to do that.

06:55:08.460 No,

06:55:08.580 I think it's just like,

06:55:09.860 why are you,

06:55:10.440 what,

06:55:11.160 they wouldn't hire him

06:55:12.100 because they're white.

06:55:12.940 I don't know.

06:55:13.340 Right.

06:55:13.500 But Barack Obama,

06:55:15.280 he's the,

06:55:16.800 it's the executive branch

06:55:18.060 of the federal government.

06:55:19.600 Yeah.

06:55:20.120 Yeah.

06:55:20.420 So,

06:55:20.940 but still that's his personal bathroom.

06:55:23.300 So it's his choice,

06:55:24.620 you know?

06:55:25.340 No,

06:55:25.700 I don't,

06:55:26.360 I'm pretty sure

06:55:27.300 that he wouldn't be able

06:55:29.160 to say,

06:55:29.820 I don't want,

06:55:30.620 like it might be.

06:55:31.980 I mean,

06:55:32.260 if he said it out loud,

06:55:33.600 yeah,

06:55:33.760 people would be like,

06:55:34.540 what are you doing?

06:55:35.280 You can't say that.

06:55:36.200 And he would get in trouble for it,

06:55:37.880 but.

06:55:38.280 Right.

06:55:38.380 But would it be racist?

06:55:39.660 Would it be racist?

06:55:41.080 But would it be racist?

06:55:42.240 But would it be racist?

06:55:43.420 Would it be racist?

06:55:44.060 No,

06:55:44.500 no.

06:55:46.080 I look,

06:55:46.880 I don't know how else my opinion

06:55:48.460 and it doesn't,

06:55:49.360 I'm literally meeting your definition

06:55:51.340 of racism,

06:55:52.860 prejudice plus power.

06:55:54.160 Barack Obama had a lot of power

06:55:56.420 in this example.

06:55:58.220 I'm saying that he is beat.

06:55:59.660 Well,

06:56:00.060 he is being prejudice.

06:56:02.100 So it meets your definition.

06:56:03.840 Why would it not be racist?

06:56:05.160 Prejudice?

06:56:05.660 Yeah.

06:56:06.920 Right.

06:56:07.240 But it's prejudice plus power.

06:56:09.140 He has power.

06:56:10.000 This is my opinion.

06:56:10.920 He has systemic power.

06:56:12.160 It doesn't change.

06:56:12.920 He has power.

06:56:13.760 He has systemic power.

06:56:14.900 Yeah,

06:56:15.720 he does.

06:56:17.480 We should blame this on.

06:56:18.380 All right.

06:56:18.900 But I don't understand.

06:56:19.760 If you're going to forward a definition

06:56:23.060 and then I meet the criteria

06:56:25.800 for your definition,

06:56:27.160 you have to concede.

06:56:28.720 No,

06:56:28.860 but you didn't

06:56:29.340 because my definition was that

06:56:31.580 it can only work in one direction,

06:56:33.480 that racism works to affect minorities

06:56:36.400 and,

06:56:36.880 you know,

06:56:38.380 subgroups in society,

06:56:40.200 people of color.

06:56:41.100 So my,

06:56:41.940 by my definition,

06:56:43.180 me saying that it can only work

06:56:44.420 in one direction

06:56:45.080 means that you did not meet that criteria.

06:56:47.860 So that's just my opinion though.

06:56:50.560 These are opinions.

06:56:51.440 Like I said earlier,

06:56:52.320 we all have our different takes

06:56:54.140 and opinions on all of this,

06:56:55.700 like all of these different things

06:56:57.140 in this world.

06:56:57.720 Oh boy.

06:56:58.100 Okay.

06:56:58.440 We just match with people

06:56:59.720 who also share our same views,

06:57:01.380 you know,

06:57:01.680 like,

06:57:02.020 and what is a woman?

06:57:03.340 And I'm like,

06:57:03.760 what is a woman?

06:57:05.160 We all agree on that.

06:57:06.040 Did you get that sound?

06:57:06.880 That's like,

06:57:07.120 it's my opinion.

06:57:08.140 What is a woman?

06:57:09.440 I mean,

06:57:09.900 I don't know.

06:57:10.760 What is a woman?

06:57:11.700 What is a woman?

06:57:12.520 Okay.

06:57:12.660 I'm glad we're covering all the easy questions.

06:57:14.120 But let's go to her.

06:57:15.260 What is a woman?

06:57:16.000 Yeah.

06:57:16.160 What is a woman?

06:57:16.980 I mean,

06:57:17.900 we're a woman.

06:57:18.720 What do you need from me?

06:57:19.940 No.

06:57:20.120 What is,

06:57:20.700 what is a woman?

06:57:22.020 Definition.

06:57:22.560 Because your definitions seem a bit skewed.

06:57:25.540 So I just want to make sure.

06:57:27.480 We're women.

06:57:28.400 I don't know what you want me to say.

06:57:29.640 I'm so sleepy.

06:57:30.180 I'm trying to figure out where the question is here.

06:57:32.680 We're women.

06:57:33.340 What is a woman?

06:57:34.100 Define a woman.

06:57:34.860 Okay.

06:57:35.080 Can a trans,

06:57:36.040 is a transgender woman a woman?

06:57:38.140 If that's what they want to call themselves,

06:57:39.960 yes.

06:57:40.420 Yeah.

06:57:40.620 Are they a woman though?

06:57:42.380 If that's what they want to call themselves,

06:57:44.120 yes.

06:57:44.400 In other countries,

06:57:45.140 they call themselves lady boys.

06:57:48.740 I don't really,

06:57:49.140 I don't really get in.

06:57:50.680 I don't get involved in other people's like lives like that.

06:57:53.760 Like it's not my business.

06:57:54.740 If that's what they want to do,

06:57:56.380 I don't,

06:57:56.860 you know,

06:57:57.060 power to everybody.

06:57:58.380 But like the definition of the word.

06:58:00.180 That's what we want.

06:58:01.620 Yeah.

06:58:02.020 How do you define woman?

06:58:03.160 A woman is words are so subjective and it's very,

06:58:06.480 like it's an adult female.

06:58:08.300 People want to do different things.

06:58:10.220 This is just such a heavy conversation.

06:58:12.240 It's not heavy.

06:58:13.020 It's not heavy.

06:58:14.240 It's an adult female.

06:58:15.080 Please leave me.

06:58:15.760 It's not heavy.

06:58:16.420 I'm sorry.

06:58:16.780 I should not.

06:58:17.300 This is easy.

06:58:18.180 I barely slept last night,

06:58:20.000 but yeah.

06:58:20.300 Okay.

06:58:20.520 So anybody,

06:58:21.340 if they want to call themselves,

06:58:22.560 I don't,

06:58:22.920 I don't mind what people want to call themselves.

06:58:25.160 It doesn't matter to me.

06:58:26.000 I know what I am.

06:58:26.740 I know who I am and I'm happy with that.

06:58:28.960 I feel like live and let live is a very important value system.

06:58:32.920 Yeah.

06:58:33.040 That's not a definition of what a woman is.

06:58:35.340 What is a woman?

06:58:36.300 Do you want me to sing you the song?

06:58:38.080 Nope.

06:58:38.740 I don't want a song.

06:58:39.380 I just told you I'm a woman.

06:58:40.520 We're a woman.

06:58:41.100 I don't understand what else you're asking me.

06:58:42.940 So can we ask the person who's from Thailand?

06:58:47.140 Are lady boys men or women?

06:58:48.960 And how do they define themselves?

06:58:51.540 Well,

06:58:52.100 being a lady boy in Thailand,

06:58:53.580 often they don't define themselves sexually as a lady.

06:58:57.380 They do it for a monetary purpose and to work.

06:59:03.220 That's their job.

06:59:04.480 So they dress up and live as a female

06:59:07.220 because it is more advantageous to be a female in Thailand.

06:59:10.340 There's more job opportunities in the adult industry.

06:59:14.960 So a lot of males will present as females,

06:59:17.680 but they do not identify as females.

06:59:21.000 Wow.

06:59:21.980 Curious.

06:59:23.040 So what is a woman?

06:59:26.180 Hello?

06:59:27.180 Me?

06:59:27.640 Oh.

06:59:28.000 Yeah.

06:59:28.540 You.

06:59:29.460 Sweetie.

06:59:30.180 So we're women.

06:59:31.800 You're a man.

06:59:33.340 I don't know what else to say there.

06:59:36.600 Like I don't have any straw.

06:59:37.880 I don't have any like any like anything to say on that really,

06:59:42.200 to be honest.

06:59:42.940 How could we like make for certain?

06:59:45.000 Like if you were testing us,

06:59:46.460 if we were women,

06:59:47.360 how would you test it?

06:59:47.920 I mean,

06:59:48.100 I wouldn't be like trying to test y'all and see.

06:59:50.880 It's a hypothetical.

06:59:52.440 Like how do you know that we're all women?

06:59:54.120 Yeah.

06:59:54.200 I don't know.

06:59:54.840 I mean,

06:59:55.160 just based on my,

06:59:57.460 I mean,

06:59:58.220 my perception of y'all looking at y'all,

07:00:00.680 y'all talking to me,

07:00:01.640 you saying that you're a woman,

07:00:02.880 I just go by that.

07:00:04.020 Like I'm not going to like lift up your skirt and try to like,

07:00:07.200 look at you.

07:00:07.880 I like,

07:00:09.040 I feel like it's really simple.

07:00:10.040 Like if I can carry a baby and give life after 10,

07:00:13.640 nine months,

07:00:14.100 10 months,

07:00:14.480 whatever.

07:00:14.940 Some of us can't though.

07:00:16.280 Exactly.

07:00:16.440 Right,

07:00:16.700 right,

07:00:16.900 right.

07:00:17.200 But do I have the parts to do that?

07:00:19.260 Yeah,

07:00:19.460 of course.

07:00:20.040 Yeah.

07:00:21.020 But does that define a woman?

07:00:23.080 No,

07:00:23.460 I think what defines a woman is your DNA,

07:00:25.880 right?

07:00:26.600 Right.

07:00:26.820 No,

07:00:27.360 I don't know what to tell y'all.

07:00:30.160 I don't want to have this one.

07:00:32.160 Let's have a different conversation.

07:00:33.920 All right,

07:00:34.220 let's do body,

07:00:35.000 body count.

07:00:35.880 Okay.

07:00:36.200 Body count.

07:00:37.020 Yeah.

07:00:37.200 What's your body count?

07:00:37.980 My body count is actually really low.

07:00:40.320 I don't really sleep with a lot of people.

07:00:42.240 I'm very,

07:00:42.860 I'm a little OCD about my body and I'm afraid that like people have,

07:00:46.940 there's so many STDs out there right now.

07:00:48.860 You really have to be careful.

07:00:50.340 And I don't like to let,

07:00:52.280 like it affects you emotionally having somebody you sleep with somebody.

07:00:56.820 Even some people can just have some,

07:00:59.100 some people can just have sex and they feel nothing.

07:01:02.440 But for me,

07:01:03.260 what's the number having a connection is important.

07:01:06.220 I don't know the number like direct,

07:01:08.380 like I can't think of it right now,

07:01:09.940 but I know that it's less than like 20,

07:01:12.160 I think.

07:01:13.080 So,

07:01:13.260 I mean,

07:01:13.700 but when I was younger,

07:01:14.940 I used to party a little bit more.

07:01:16.480 I'm sorry,

07:01:17.180 you're a virgin.

07:01:17.960 I'm over here telling you,

07:01:19.240 like,

07:01:19.680 and then I did this and then.

07:01:21.840 But yeah,

07:01:22.240 so yeah,

07:01:23.300 that's,

07:01:23.760 that's my body count.

07:01:24.780 It doesn't really bother me to discuss it.

07:01:26.800 I don't think it's a bad thing.

07:01:28.380 I'm not ashamed.

07:01:29.180 There were some that I was ashamed of,

07:01:30.580 some real jerks in there,

07:01:31.860 but yeah,

07:01:33.720 it's not a bad thing.

07:01:35.540 Okay.

07:01:36.160 What about you?

07:01:38.100 Me?

07:01:40.080 I'm trying to think because I really,

07:01:42.040 I'm kind of the same.

07:01:42.920 Like I've been in relationships and I kind of casually dated,

07:01:46.320 but I would say like definitely like less than 10,

07:01:51.200 but I'm pretty like monogamous and like,

07:01:53.320 I like to just,

07:01:54.960 I don't really have sex until I'm like in a committed relationship,

07:01:59.680 I would say.

07:02:01.120 So yeah.

07:02:02.600 Okay.

07:02:03.000 But I'm like 36 too.

07:02:04.320 So I mean,

07:02:05.240 yeah,

07:02:05.720 it's not like I'm like 19.

07:02:08.140 Jade.

07:02:09.560 Well,

07:02:10.060 like last time I was on the show,

07:02:11.400 I'm not disclosing,

07:02:12.420 but it is very low.

07:02:14.220 Yeah.

07:02:14.600 So your mind's too.

07:02:16.580 What about you?

07:02:18.660 Oh,

07:02:18.900 probably too many to count.

07:02:20.200 Probably too many to count.

07:02:27.920 I have no idea.

07:02:30.080 She's so spicy.

07:02:31.880 A ballpark.

07:02:35.060 Maybe 600.

07:02:36.760 What the fuck?

07:02:37.240 Oh my goodness.

07:02:38.820 Oh my great.

07:02:39.700 Maybe.

07:02:40.200 That's awesome.

07:02:40.820 Okay.

07:02:41.020 Body blue.

07:02:41.900 I don't know.

07:02:42.380 There was a time in my life where I thought that was what you had to do.

07:02:47.400 Whoa.

07:02:48.220 And that was what I thought you did.

07:02:50.660 That's so crazy to me from a girl that doesn't even like sex.

07:02:54.180 Literally.

07:02:55.240 It's like.

07:02:55.640 Yeah.

07:02:56.040 I thought that was what you did to be liked or be in with people or get along with a guy

07:03:08.560 or have friends.

07:03:10.540 So I'd go out and I'd.

07:03:13.340 Yeah.

07:03:14.100 So it's,

07:03:15.480 it's,

07:03:16.420 it's gone down a lot.

07:03:17.960 Obviously now I'm,

07:03:18.880 I'm coming when I'm.

07:03:19.920 Hold on.

07:03:20.200 Hold on.

07:03:21.120 Hold on.

07:03:22.500 I was trying to fix the audio there,

07:03:24.220 but hold on.

07:03:24.680 By the way,

07:03:25.520 $20 TTS.

07:03:26.460 We're going to do a roast session.

07:03:28.100 Um,

07:03:28.860 can't wait.

07:03:30.100 Not for you.

07:03:30.600 Just everybody.

07:03:31.880 Sorry.

07:03:32.420 You said the body count is what?

07:03:34.700 In probably.

07:03:36.300 I said maybe about 600.

07:03:37.980 I'm not sure.

07:03:40.060 All men.

07:03:41.040 Yeah.

07:03:41.500 All men.

07:03:42.040 I had,

07:03:43.200 uh,

07:03:43.480 I had one threesome.

07:03:46.760 Oh,

07:03:47.660 with a guy or a girl,

07:03:48.720 a girl and a guy.

07:03:50.000 Okay.

07:03:50.860 Yeah.

07:03:51.180 When you lost your virginity.

07:03:53.020 Uh,

07:03:53.340 I was 17.

07:03:54.680 I have a question.

07:03:55.780 Do you have a brother?

07:03:56.900 I do have a brother.

07:03:58.040 How old is he?

07:03:59.440 Do you have multiple brothers?

07:04:00.700 I have an older brother.

07:04:02.320 That's five and a half years older than me.

07:04:04.160 And then I have an older brother.

07:04:05.180 I've never met.

07:04:05.840 That's maybe 20 something.

07:04:07.340 No younger brother though.

07:04:08.400 No.

07:04:09.080 Two older brothers though.

07:04:10.260 Yeah.

07:04:10.660 And an older sister.

07:04:12.460 Older sister.

07:04:13.360 Is she also?

07:04:15.800 She's what?

07:04:18.360 You know,

07:04:19.940 you know,

07:04:20.400 wait from Thailand,

07:04:23.260 a woman autistic of many sexual encounters.

07:04:28.660 I don't think so.

07:04:29.840 I mean,

07:04:30.160 she's,

07:04:30.380 she's 20 years older than me and she's married and has three kids.

07:04:33.780 She might've been when she was younger.

07:04:35.220 I've never asked her about that.

07:04:36.980 So,

07:04:37.420 um,

07:04:38.900 can we pull up that,

07:04:40.500 the gender swap of her?

07:04:42.220 do you,

07:04:45.920 your brothers,

07:04:46.720 do you know if they're,

07:04:47.860 um,

07:04:48.560 are they also,

07:04:50.220 do they get down?

07:04:52.100 No.

07:04:53.440 No,

07:04:54.000 they don't.

07:04:54.580 No.

07:04:55.020 Are they married?

07:04:56.180 Uh,

07:04:56.720 the oldest one is,

07:04:58.180 he has a daughter and he's kind of a nerdy tech guy,

07:05:02.280 I think.

07:05:03.780 And then my older brother,

07:05:06.260 he's,

07:05:07.860 uh,

07:05:08.720 lives in New York and has a girlfriend.

07:05:12.060 I'm from time to time,

07:05:13.060 but I don't think he,

07:05:15.360 I mean,

07:05:16.160 I've,

07:05:16.380 I've lived with him before and he,

07:05:18.960 yeah.

07:05:21.240 Uh,

07:05:22.200 I think what,

07:05:25.320 do you think either of your brothers have a body count over a hundred?

07:05:30.260 Maybe,

07:05:30.880 I don't know.

07:05:31.800 Maybe my older brother that's closer to my age.

07:05:34.900 I'm,

07:05:35.120 I'm not sure.

07:05:35.820 I,

07:05:36.020 I've never talked to him about that.

07:05:37.500 I'm well,

07:05:39.020 you know,

07:05:39.320 before I get into it,

07:05:40.080 I want to get everybody else's answers,

07:05:41.560 but I,

07:05:42.380 I do appreciate your honesty with sharing that.

07:05:44.240 Um,

07:05:45.380 body count less than 10,

07:05:48.100 zero,

07:05:48.760 zero Felicity to Cuban girl go.

07:05:53.180 Okay.

07:05:54.280 Like last time,

07:05:55.160 not just,

07:05:55.640 Oh,

07:05:56.120 and then did you disclose?

07:05:57.500 Yeah.

07:05:57.640 I said like less than 10,

07:05:59.840 less than 10,

07:06:00.680 less than 10.

07:06:02.060 She was zero too.

07:06:03.580 Remember she was a virgin.

07:06:04.560 She said,

07:06:04.840 Oh,

07:06:05.100 did she?

07:06:06.060 Okay.

07:06:06.760 That's bullshit.

07:06:07.620 But wait,

07:06:09.420 so,

07:06:09.640 okay.

07:06:09.840 Six over 600.

07:06:11.400 Do you think it,

07:06:11.960 do you think it could be more?

07:06:14.240 Probably?

07:06:14.780 Maybe a couple.

07:06:15.860 Yeah,

07:06:16.080 sure.

07:06:16.280 A couple of clarifying questions.

07:06:17.660 Um,

07:06:18.180 what,

07:06:18.640 at what age did you first have carnal knowledge?

07:06:21.700 Uh,

07:06:21.980 17,

07:06:22.740 17.

07:06:23.300 Okay.

07:06:23.560 Was it a boyfriend or just like a fling?

07:06:25.420 Uh,

07:06:25.540 kind of a boyfriend that I had,

07:06:28.060 well,

07:06:28.340 we had like,

07:06:29.940 you know,

07:06:30.300 the high school thing,

07:06:31.240 right?

07:06:31.640 You're like,

07:06:32.280 Oh,

07:06:32.840 we like each other.

07:06:34.020 Oh,

07:06:34.200 I want to lose it to you because you're my one and only.

07:06:37.120 And then the,

07:06:39.000 yeah,

07:06:39.040 that was it.

07:06:39.920 And then,

07:06:40.520 uh,

07:06:40.780 we,

07:06:41.080 we stayed friends.

07:06:41.720 I mean,

07:06:41.920 we're still friends and we still talk every now and then,

07:06:44.220 but,

07:06:44.560 um,

07:06:45.640 wait,

07:06:45.860 so you were,

07:06:46.500 how long were you with him?

07:06:48.620 I mean,

07:06:49.000 it's a high school relationship,

07:06:50.100 so not really together,

07:06:51.880 but kind of not.

07:06:53.560 You know,

07:06:54.280 cute.

07:06:54.680 Like,

07:06:55.220 were you seeing other men during this time?

07:06:57.280 No.

07:06:58.480 Okay.

07:06:59.100 When did,

07:06:59.840 so you,

07:07:00.460 did you have a period of promiscuity?

07:07:02.920 Yeah.

07:07:03.620 When was that college?

07:07:05.020 My entire life.

07:07:07.220 Well,

07:07:07.600 but you said your first,

07:07:09.220 first time it was with your boyfriend and you were with him for a couple of months or something.

07:07:12.560 Right.

07:07:13.100 Yeah.

07:07:13.400 High school.

07:07:14.240 So,

07:07:14.560 uh,

07:07:15.880 so when you graduated in high school,

07:07:17.900 your body count was one.

07:07:20.180 I think so.

07:07:21.620 Okay.

07:07:21.940 And then in college,

07:07:23.840 uh,

07:07:24.580 by the time you graduated college,

07:07:25.840 what would you say?

07:07:26.500 Well,

07:07:26.720 then I dated,

07:07:27.740 um,

07:07:28.240 I dated a guy for three years and I was just with him.

07:07:32.000 Well,

07:07:32.120 I was just with him after having a couple of summer flings,

07:07:35.300 right?

07:07:36.400 After I discovered what sex was and I figured,

07:07:40.320 Oh,

07:07:40.540 I,

07:07:40.840 I get a lot of attention and people are nice.

07:07:45.160 And this guy liked me and he was nice to me.

07:07:47.640 So I think this is what you're supposed to do.

07:07:50.360 So I just went around that whole summer.

07:07:53.940 Um,

07:07:55.020 who,

07:07:55.600 yeah,

07:07:56.240 your fresh,

07:07:57.260 wait,

07:07:57.740 freshman summer.

07:07:58.720 Uh,

07:07:59.180 summer before.

07:07:59.900 Yeah.

07:08:00.420 Yeah.

07:08:00.960 It was the summer before college.

07:08:02.460 Yes.

07:08:03.420 Okay.

07:08:03.640 So right after high school.

07:08:04.580 Yes.

07:08:05.360 So how,

07:08:06.120 uh,

07:08:07.420 how many,

07:08:08.140 I had a job and I was,

07:08:09.580 uh,

07:08:10.180 hanging out with everyone at the pizza parlor.

07:08:12.100 Let's say that I worked at a nice small little pizza parlor company.

07:08:15.980 And that was where I did eventually meet my boyfriend after that,

07:08:19.960 the next boyfriend,

07:08:20.620 but not after making a round in the pizza parlor.

07:08:23.860 We'll break it.

07:08:25.520 So how many people in the pizza parlor?

07:08:28.140 Oh,

07:08:28.940 probably about 26.

07:08:30.440 Oh wow.

07:08:31.140 How many people worked in the pizza parlor?

07:08:33.620 26.

07:08:35.040 So your,

07:08:35.780 your summer after high school body count is 27.

07:08:40.820 Oh my God.

07:08:42.000 Do you have a list by the way you keep on your phone?

07:08:44.100 No.

07:08:44.560 You don't have a list.

07:08:45.380 Okay.

07:08:45.980 Uh,

07:08:46.460 by the end of your freshman year of college,

07:08:48.800 what was it?

07:08:49.820 The body count?

07:08:50.700 I don't know at that point.

07:08:52.380 Um,

07:08:53.020 because ballpark,

07:08:54.260 ballpark,

07:08:54.880 probably a hundred by that point.

07:08:56.260 Okay.

07:08:56.620 Uh,

07:08:56.940 sophomore year of college at another hundred,

07:08:59.600 200,

07:09:00.680 uh,

07:09:01.740 junior year of college.

07:09:02.720 Well,

07:09:02.880 then I graduated college cause I only did two years of college cause I had an AA when I graduated.

07:09:06.960 But then,

07:09:07.720 I mean,

07:09:08.060 didn't you get your,

07:09:09.200 so you took a break after you got your AA.

07:09:11.780 I graduated high school with an AA.

07:09:14.540 Oh,

07:09:14.940 wait.

07:09:17.640 Class drug.

07:09:18.580 Yeah.

07:09:18.820 It's running start.

07:09:19.600 We call it running start.

07:09:20.520 Okay.

07:09:21.460 Wait.

07:09:21.780 So were you,

07:09:22.560 wait,

07:09:23.200 you were still in high school when you were started to accrue the body count?

07:09:27.760 Oh,

07:09:28.200 no,

07:09:28.320 no,

07:09:28.420 no.

07:09:28.600 You got your bachelor's.

07:09:30.520 I see.

07:09:30.920 I only took two years to get the bachelor's is what I'm saying.

07:09:33.800 I see.

07:09:34.240 So I didn't have a traditional freshman through senior year.

07:09:36.540 But then did you go straight into getting your master's?

07:09:38.840 Uh,

07:09:39.160 then I went to medical school.

07:09:40.780 You went to medical school.

07:09:41.920 Okay.

07:09:42.080 first year of medical school.

07:09:46.620 How many people worked at the hospital?

07:09:48.800 How did you find time to study?

07:09:51.000 When were you studying?

07:09:52.420 I know.

07:09:53.320 We have no excuses.

07:09:54.580 Yeah.

07:09:55.460 And her career is difficult.

07:09:56.680 But first year,

07:09:57.760 first year of medical school.

07:09:59.740 Um,

07:10:00.320 I'm probably at least 200.

07:10:05.320 It was like sometimes.

07:10:06.560 Add another 200.

07:10:07.640 Someone's like two,

07:10:08.340 not two a night.

07:10:09.580 Two a night.

07:10:10.260 A night?

07:10:10.760 Yeah.

07:10:11.080 Sometimes.

07:10:11.420 That's what I was going to ask is how did you fit them all in?

07:10:13.620 Like how did you schedule?

07:10:14.280 Yeah.

07:10:14.620 Sometimes I'd go and like hook up with one guy in the bathroom and then I'd go home with

07:10:19.680 a different guy that night.

07:10:20.940 Oh my goodness.

07:10:22.840 Okay.

07:10:23.280 Um,

07:10:23.960 so second year of med school.

07:10:26.680 Probably a little less,

07:10:28.540 a little less than that.

07:10:30.180 One 99.

07:10:31.180 One 50.

07:10:32.140 Yeah.

07:10:32.720 One,

07:10:33.040 we'll threw one guy out.

07:10:34.740 Um,

07:10:35.060 one 50.

07:10:35.760 Maybe like 100.

07:10:36.820 100.

07:10:37.280 Yeah.

07:10:37.460 It wasn't that bad.

07:10:38.240 Third year of med school.

07:10:39.440 Third year of med school.

07:10:40.500 Um,

07:10:40.780 then I got,

07:10:41.760 um,

07:10:42.080 well then I,

07:10:43.000 let's see,

07:10:43.420 that would have been 2000.

07:10:45.800 I don't even know what 2000.

07:10:48.380 Well,

07:10:48.860 then I joined the Marines after that.

07:10:50.960 So then my body count.

07:10:52.680 Barracks bunny.

07:10:53.780 Uh,

07:10:54.180 is that what they're called?

07:10:55.080 I don't know.

07:10:55.360 They are called barracks bunnies,

07:10:56.440 but barracks.

07:10:57.020 Yeah.

07:10:57.620 Yeah.

07:10:57.920 They are called barracks bunnies.

07:10:59.380 Um,

07:10:59.900 I was pretty good for the first year.

07:11:02.580 Yeah.

07:11:03.780 Um,

07:11:04.300 so what's pretty good.

07:11:05.860 Is that like 50?

07:11:08.080 No,

07:11:08.660 like two.

07:11:10.080 Oh,

07:11:10.680 no.

07:11:10.880 Wow.

07:11:11.220 That is good.

07:11:12.260 Yeah.

07:11:12.860 So yeah.

07:11:13.920 I had,

07:11:14.100 um,

07:11:14.720 502.

07:11:17.540 Cause I,

07:11:18.260 that's the total at the time.

07:11:19.360 Okay.

07:11:20.160 So yeah.

07:11:20.600 Cause I had dated a,

07:11:21.620 um,

07:11:22.100 a guy.

07:11:23.060 How long were you in the military for?

07:11:24.940 Um,

07:11:25.380 four years.

07:11:26.380 Okay.

07:11:26.720 Second year of military.

07:11:28.560 Um,

07:11:29.880 then it went skyrocket.

07:11:31.420 I can't keep track at that point.

07:11:33.340 It was,

07:11:33.700 it was anything that walked,

07:11:35.240 anything that walked,

07:11:36.140 anything that walked in war uniform.

07:11:37.740 Can you tilt your mic down a little bit or just maybe pause your check?

07:11:41.620 Sorry.

07:11:42.180 It's all good.

07:11:42.760 So second year of military,

07:11:45.020 any 200,

07:11:46.000 300.

07:11:47.120 What do you think?

07:11:47.620 Probably 200,

07:11:48.640 200.

07:11:49.180 Okay.

07:11:49.680 Yeah.

07:11:50.140 Third year of military.

07:11:51.540 Um,

07:11:51.980 then I met my,

07:11:54.040 um,

07:11:54.700 it was my husband then.

07:11:56.180 So then,

07:11:56.800 right.

07:11:56.940 Cause you were married.

07:11:57.640 How long were you married for again?

07:11:58.840 Uh,

07:11:59.240 I was married for,

07:12:00.380 we were together three years and then married three years.

07:12:03.280 So six years.

07:12:04.660 And you were monogamous throughout the whole course of the marriage.

07:12:07.540 Correct.

07:12:08.300 Okay.

07:12:09.380 Uh,

07:12:09.820 so that was in your third year of the military,

07:12:11.800 but you met him like,

07:12:13.640 were there other men during that third year or just your husband?

07:12:16.880 Just him.

07:12:17.420 I was there with him for after the military part.

07:12:20.600 Then I got out of the military.

07:12:22.520 You were with him for six years when you guys split up.

07:12:26.200 How old are you?

07:12:27.240 Uh,

07:12:27.620 30,

07:12:28.260 30,

07:12:28.740 31,

07:12:29.300 31,

07:12:29.740 maybe.

07:12:30.220 Okay.

07:12:30.520 And you're 34 currently.

07:12:31.560 Yes.

07:12:31.840 So that was three years ago that you split up with your husband.

07:12:34.480 Okay.

07:12:35.440 Uh,

07:12:35.920 you split up with your husband.

07:12:38.420 And are you counting it from the moment you were officially divorced or when you were

07:12:43.060 just separated?

07:12:44.080 We separated in 2020 and then 2022,

07:12:48.440 the actual.

07:12:49.340 Okay.

07:12:49.820 So you separated at 29.

07:12:52.640 I separated at 30.

07:12:53.760 Oh,

07:12:53.900 at 30.

07:12:54.240 Okay.

07:12:54.500 You're 34 now.

07:12:55.640 I see.

07:12:56.460 Okay.

07:12:56.640 Uh,

07:12:57.880 so from 2020,

07:13:00.000 were you,

07:13:01.840 how was 2020 looking for you?

07:13:04.840 Uh,

07:13:05.460 I,

07:13:06.080 I,

07:13:06.580 uh,

07:13:06.840 fine.

07:13:07.420 I started dating a new guy in 2021.

07:13:10.180 Let's just,

07:13:10.800 uh,

07:13:11.040 you know what?

07:13:11.400 I'll just make it easy from 2020 to now.

07:13:13.840 How many?

07:13:15.060 Three,

07:13:15.800 three.

07:13:17.000 All right.

07:13:17.600 Two boyfriends and then my current boyfriend.

07:13:19.640 So I'm going to add this up here real quick from what you told me.

07:13:22.360 And I could have been,

07:13:23.040 we could have left a couple of details out.

07:13:25.060 So there was a hundred your,

07:13:28.480 uh,

07:13:30.220 uh,

07:13:30.480 uh,

07:13:31.060 it sounds like you're a hundred,

07:13:32.480 the summer of freshman,

07:13:34.480 the summer before freshman year of college.

07:13:36.820 Uh,

07:13:38.540 then there was a hundred,

07:13:40.040 an additional a hundred during freshman year,

07:13:42.240 200 during your sophomore year of college.

07:13:47.480 Uh,

07:13:48.040 then you had,

07:13:49.340 oh,

07:13:50.440 a boyfriend for a bit,

07:13:51.860 but then you went to med school first year of med school,

07:13:55.880 a hundred second year of med school,

07:13:58.660 200.

07:13:59.620 And then we're going to throw in a couple of boyfriends here.

07:14:02.900 Uh,

07:14:03.380 it looks like the body count is closer to 700.

07:14:06.820 And based on 700 plus.

07:14:09.660 Yeah.

07:14:10.680 Sounds about right.

07:14:15.360 I appreciate your honesty.

07:14:17.220 I mean,

07:14:17.800 it's not like that anymore.

07:14:20.120 Well,

07:14:20.260 I think it,

07:14:21.580 I think it makes me feel sad just because I know that you like you have

07:14:25.180 autism and like that you said that you did it to like,

07:14:29.120 just make friends with people and stuff.

07:14:32.400 And it's like,

07:14:33.420 yeah,

07:14:34.420 I mean,

07:14:35.480 I,

07:14:35.680 I'm sure a lot of other like autistic people can probably relate to that

07:14:40.300 where it's like,

07:14:41.120 they probably do things they might not want to do or not like you literally

07:14:45.060 said you don't really enjoy sex either.

07:14:47.600 And so it's like mind boggling that you're putting yourself through stuff.

07:14:53.260 It's a lot.

07:14:54.600 I know.

07:14:55.000 It's a lot of,

07:14:55.880 right.

07:14:56.760 A lot of dick to not enjoy it.

07:14:58.720 Right.

07:14:59.140 I know.

07:14:59.400 And I feel bad.

07:15:00.520 Yeah.

07:15:01.360 Like I would,

07:15:02.180 like if I didn't like pussy,

07:15:05.080 like if I did not like pussy,

07:15:06.620 I don't know if I'd do it a second time.

07:15:08.800 I would fuck a bunch of women.

07:15:11.220 I don't know.

07:15:11.760 Have you ever gotten the STD?

07:15:15.900 Um,

07:15:16.300 I had a scare one time,

07:15:17.800 but no,

07:15:20.380 I thought it was a false.

07:15:22.140 No,

07:15:22.460 no,

07:15:22.880 not Ebola.

07:15:24.720 No,

07:15:25.100 I had,

07:15:25.720 um,

07:15:26.040 is,

07:15:26.640 uh,

07:15:27.020 you're like in that field of work.

07:15:28.880 Can you transmit Ebola through?

07:15:31.980 I mean,

07:15:32.420 yeah.

07:15:32.700 Ebola is easy to sex.

07:15:34.520 Yeah.

07:15:34.820 You can get Ebola from like anything.

07:15:37.360 Can you get COVID through sex?

07:15:40.360 Well,

07:15:40.800 if you breathe on like suck on the person.

07:15:43.620 No,

07:15:43.780 but like,

07:15:44.100 can it transfer through the,

07:15:45.280 the pain,

07:15:47.200 the PP?

07:15:47.940 Well,

07:15:48.080 I guess RNA transmission.

07:15:50.720 I get,

07:15:50.960 well,

07:15:51.160 no,

07:15:51.440 that wouldn't make sense.

07:15:53.260 No,

07:15:53.660 no,

07:15:53.820 I don't think so.

07:15:56.520 I don't know.

07:15:57.160 I never studied that.

07:15:57.940 That's really weird.

07:15:59.240 I don't think.

07:16:00.660 No,

07:16:00.780 because it's a air and it's an aerosol virus.

07:16:04.100 It's an aerosol virus.

07:16:05.320 So no,

07:16:05.940 that doesn't even make sense.

07:16:07.320 It's like,

07:16:08.000 it's like,

07:16:08.640 uh,

07:16:09.060 uh,

07:16:09.700 SARS and,

07:16:10.900 um,

07:16:11.620 MERS.

07:16:12.260 So you dodged herpes.

07:16:14.580 Oh,

07:16:15.020 no,

07:16:15.440 not,

07:16:15.640 not herpes.

07:16:16.320 That was not the one that I was worried about.

07:16:18.680 I don't have herpes.

07:16:19.840 No,

07:16:20.020 you dodged the herpes.

07:16:20.800 No.

07:16:21.120 Yeah.

07:16:21.280 I dodged the herpes.

07:16:23.120 Are we worried about herpes?

07:16:24.280 This girl's like,

07:16:24.980 if you have to bet on somebody,

07:16:27.400 she rolled the dice,

07:16:28.880 you rolled the dice with your pussy.

07:16:30.660 Yeah.

07:16:31.180 She rolled the dice with her pussy.

07:16:32.240 If Houston was still here,

07:16:33.220 she would be winning that money in her bank account because she was going to bet on you.

07:16:38.460 Yeah,

07:16:38.840 she was because she was going to bet on me.

07:16:40.780 The one,

07:16:41.220 cause I have good,

07:16:43.020 I do have good,

07:16:43.900 uh,

07:16:44.120 sexual health knowledge.

07:16:45.460 And one time I had the doctor tell me,

07:16:48.300 she's like,

07:16:49.040 Oh,

07:16:49.300 you,

07:16:49.520 cause I had a scratchy throat and she's like,

07:16:51.060 I think you have HIV.

07:16:53.000 And she's like,

07:16:53.740 you,

07:16:53.960 you're going to get tested and all this stuff.

07:16:55.780 And then it was a whole,

07:16:57.380 like,

07:16:57.640 she worked me up into thinking I had HIV and then it came back negative.

07:17:01.160 And I was like,

07:17:01.960 Oh,

07:17:02.140 so that was the scare you were talking about?

07:17:03.320 Yeah.

07:17:04.320 You said that you were,

07:17:06.140 there were a couple of times where you did like two in a day.

07:17:10.700 Yeah.

07:17:11.400 What's the most in a day?

07:17:13.580 I think just two.

07:17:14.700 Two.

07:17:14.920 You never did like a three,

07:17:16.400 three in a day.

07:17:16.980 I think just two.

07:17:18.060 I think just go like doing it.

07:17:19.920 And how's our limits,

07:17:20.780 Brian?

07:17:21.280 Oh yeah.

07:17:21.740 I mean,

07:17:22.300 yeah.

07:17:23.680 Three too much.

07:17:25.140 It was just like doing it at the bar and then 24,

07:17:28.660 24 hour period.

07:17:30.680 Two.

07:17:31.480 Oh,

07:17:31.940 24 hour period,

07:17:32.840 but probably before.

07:17:35.640 Question.

07:17:36.160 Oh,

07:17:36.500 a couple of different questions.

07:17:37.980 I got a list in my brain.

07:17:39.740 They're percolating.

07:17:41.820 Because there's the morning,

07:17:43.200 the next morning.

07:17:44.260 Would they use rubbers?

07:17:46.160 Yeah.

07:17:47.020 Every time?

07:17:47.660 Yeah.

07:17:48.120 Unless I was monogamous with a guy.

07:17:50.480 If I was with a guy,

07:17:51.600 like in a partnership,

07:17:53.160 like,

07:17:54.260 you know.

07:17:54.540 What,

07:17:54.820 Jade?

07:17:54.940 Why are you laughing,

07:17:55.560 Jade?

07:17:55.720 She's making me laugh.

07:17:56.640 I'm sorry.

07:17:56.960 Oh,

07:17:57.180 okay.

07:17:57.640 All right.

07:17:58.520 You got to,

07:17:59.660 because I,

07:18:00.620 I was like,

07:18:01.340 not going to be.

07:18:02.760 You know,

07:18:03.460 I don't know if this sounds weird,

07:18:04.580 but like,

07:18:05.160 I'd almost rather just not have sex.

07:18:09.860 Yeah.

07:18:10.880 Like,

07:18:11.100 if I have to have sex,

07:18:12.080 like,

07:18:12.400 she could be really hot,

07:18:14.660 really hot.

07:18:15.480 Like,

07:18:15.740 I'm padding out of my league,

07:18:17.620 you know?

07:18:18.780 Like,

07:18:19.100 if,

07:18:19.480 if the,

07:18:19.940 the 10 that used to be sitting there,

07:18:21.640 what was her name?

07:18:22.580 Houston or fucking Austin or some shit.

07:18:25.220 Fucking Waco.

07:18:26.440 Houston.

07:18:27.340 No.

07:18:27.880 Yes.

07:18:28.240 Yeah.

07:18:28.700 Like,

07:18:29.080 she was so out of my league.

07:18:30.800 If I could have been lucky enough to ever landed her.

07:18:33.760 And,

07:18:34.320 but she was like,

07:18:35.060 oh,

07:18:35.320 Brian,

07:18:35.720 and like,

07:18:36.740 we can only have sex with a condom.

07:18:38.180 I'd just be like,

07:18:40.320 can we,

07:18:41.060 okay,

07:18:41.280 I guess we're just going to watch Netflix then.

07:18:43.280 I'd rather not.

07:18:44.780 Does that,

07:18:45.180 does that.

07:18:45.680 Do you not like condoms?

07:18:47.220 Is that what it is?

07:18:47.780 I don't like,

07:18:48.320 like,

07:18:49.240 I'd rather just not even have sex.

07:18:52.200 Is that weird?

07:18:53.800 Nope.

07:18:54.220 Abstinence is actually a form of birth control.

07:18:57.060 Is that weird?

07:18:58.020 I don't know.

07:18:58.680 No.

07:18:59.080 Why though?

07:19:00.240 It doesn't.

07:19:01.040 I don't know.

07:19:01.780 I don't like all the juices that come out.

07:19:04.080 The juices that come,

07:19:05.160 the sperm,

07:19:06.140 it's gross.

07:19:06.840 It gets all like,

07:19:07.620 that's nasty.

07:19:09.200 And I don't want my juices on him.

07:19:10.860 And we don't need to be combining juices.

07:19:12.620 I want her juices on me.

07:19:14.260 Yeah.

07:19:14.540 No,

07:19:14.700 that's gross.

07:19:15.880 We don't touch the juices.

07:19:18.320 That's gross.

07:19:19.180 The more juices,

07:19:20.080 the better.

07:19:20.760 Do you wear a condom with your husband?

07:19:22.480 Yes.

07:19:23.380 With your boyfriend?

07:19:24.040 Yes.

07:19:24.600 Every time.

07:19:25.220 I was using her words,

07:19:28.280 bruv.

07:19:28.640 Every time.

07:19:29.040 Every time you've had sex,

07:19:30.660 you've never had it,

07:19:31.600 like the juices touch you.

07:19:33.620 I did it like a couple times

07:19:36.040 and I wasn't,

07:19:36.920 it wasn't.

07:19:37.180 You know what pisses me off?

07:19:38.260 If I'm with a girl

07:19:39.540 and she's like,

07:19:41.340 like wipes before.

07:19:44.860 You like the smell?

07:19:45.920 You're a freak freak.

07:19:47.520 No,

07:19:47.920 but like she,

07:19:49.560 okay,

07:19:49.800 we're getting like kind of graphic here,

07:19:51.060 but if she's like,

07:19:53.100 oh,

07:19:53.300 I'm embarrassed because I'm really wet.

07:19:55.220 I'm like,

07:19:55.620 good.

07:19:55.940 What the fuck?

07:19:57.080 And she's like,

07:19:57.780 let me wipe some of that.

07:19:59.160 No,

07:19:59.740 what the fuck are you doing?

07:20:01.280 We need that.

07:20:02.120 What the fuck,

07:20:02.960 bro?

07:20:04.140 You know what I mean?

07:20:05.680 I don't know.

07:20:06.420 Anyways,

07:20:06.960 but slip and slide.

07:20:08.100 What were we talking about?

07:20:10.960 Okay,

07:20:11.440 wait,

07:20:11.640 wait,

07:20:11.780 wait,

07:20:12.000 but hold on.

07:20:12.700 You know what I mean though?

07:20:13.840 Like,

07:20:14.720 I'd rather just not have sex.

07:20:16.080 Okay.

07:20:16.340 Yeah.

07:20:16.800 Chat,

07:20:17.160 do you know what I mean?

07:20:19.200 Jade knows what I mean.

07:20:20.100 I know you.

07:20:20.580 I don't have a penis,

07:20:22.080 obviously.

07:20:23.420 I feel like women can feel this way.

07:20:25.040 Obviously.

07:20:25.720 Do we know?

07:20:26.560 Couldn't women feel this way?

07:20:27.960 No,

07:20:28.340 I feel that way too.

07:20:28.740 No,

07:20:28.900 but I'm wondering,

07:20:29.620 does it,

07:20:29.980 like,

07:20:30.320 does it make it feel different for you as a guy,

07:20:33.440 like when you have it,

07:20:34.940 a condom versus like not,

07:20:36.440 obviously,

07:20:37.040 I think the answer.

07:20:37.660 Yeah,

07:20:37.880 it feels totally different.

07:20:39.560 Yeah.

07:20:40.440 It's just,

07:20:40.880 anyways,

07:20:41.080 so anyways,

07:20:42.420 moving on.

07:20:43.820 Wait,

07:20:44.300 okay,

07:20:44.460 so in a 24 hour period,

07:20:47.440 four,

07:20:48.220 you had sex with four different men.

07:20:49.860 Probably four,

07:20:50.120 yeah,

07:20:50.300 because sometimes it'd be the night,

07:20:51.840 and then the next morning,

07:20:53.040 I'd go and to the next dorm and.

07:20:56.320 Dorm?

07:20:57.080 I mean,

07:20:57.620 there's,

07:20:57.820 you just knock?

07:20:59.140 I mean,

07:20:59.680 sometimes it would be like a frat house.

07:21:02.020 But question,

07:21:02.560 would you,

07:21:03.620 would you have to be kind of the aggressor?

07:21:06.620 No.

07:21:07.340 Because like,

07:21:07.920 not always.

07:21:08.260 I know it's easy for women to get laid,

07:21:10.180 but like that amount of volume,

07:21:13.460 like I think the woman has to be a bit aggressive about it.

07:21:17.820 Not too much.

07:21:18.900 It was not that hard.

07:21:20.360 Usually you just talk to them and hang out and,

07:21:23.680 hey,

07:21:23.760 you want a drink?

07:21:24.420 Oh yeah,

07:21:24.700 sure.

07:21:25.200 And then next thing you know.

07:21:26.660 Would they make the move then?

07:21:28.400 Most of the time.

07:21:29.580 You never made the move?

07:21:30.840 A lot of times they'd be like wanting to like do more.

07:21:34.460 And I'd be like,

07:21:34.920 well,

07:21:35.020 why don't we just do it real quick right here?

07:21:36.920 And then.

07:21:38.260 Yeah.

07:21:38.820 They,

07:21:39.040 they wanted to.

07:21:40.380 Did any of the men know that you were.

07:21:43.820 I don't know.

07:21:44.780 Did you have a nickname by the way?

07:21:46.180 No,

07:21:46.740 I don't think I,

07:21:47.620 I was really like discreet and very.

07:21:50.700 No,

07:21:51.300 like even in the,

07:21:52.220 in the Marines,

07:21:53.080 people didn't,

07:21:53.740 I don't think they knew that much.

07:21:55.920 Maybe.

07:21:56.420 I mean,

07:21:56.620 this is now coming out,

07:21:57.740 but,

07:21:58.180 um,

07:21:59.880 I mean,

07:22:00.440 I think.

07:22:02.340 They're,

07:22:03.000 I don't think I held a reputation for being like.

07:22:06.140 You were discreet.

07:22:06.840 Wait,

07:22:07.340 three,

07:22:07.720 three day period,

07:22:08.620 72 hour period.

07:22:09.740 How many?

07:22:10.640 Probably six.

07:22:11.760 Six.

07:22:12.260 That's rookie numbers.

07:22:13.720 You said four in 24 hours.

07:22:15.700 Probably six to eight.

07:22:16.980 Six,

07:22:17.180 six,

07:22:17.560 now six.

07:22:18.900 I needed recovery time.

07:22:20.300 The most in one week.

07:22:22.200 I don't know.

07:22:23.660 You'll know.

07:22:25.380 Probably.

07:22:26.420 I probably needed a break.

07:22:27.940 So probably still six.

07:22:32.560 Okay.

07:22:33.840 Most in one month.

07:22:37.520 No,

07:22:38.060 wait,

07:22:38.320 sorry.

07:22:38.680 Most in the fortnight.

07:22:40.820 That's the 14 days.

07:22:42.540 A fortnight.

07:22:43.320 Oh yeah.

07:22:43.800 Fortnight.

07:22:44.560 14 days.

07:22:45.940 Yeah.

07:22:46.200 Like different people in 14 days.

07:22:49.400 Yeah.

07:22:49.620 How many different.

07:22:50.960 Well,

07:22:51.460 there was that cruise.

07:22:52.680 There was the cruise.

07:22:54.580 How many people were on the cruise?

07:22:57.400 I want to know so much about this.

07:23:00.520 Go on.

07:23:01.760 There was this,

07:23:03.020 it was just a Marine cruise thing.

07:23:05.320 Like a carnival cruise or a Marine?

07:23:08.420 Celebrity.

07:23:09.080 I think.

07:23:09.580 Yeah.

07:23:10.080 Celebrity.

07:23:10.400 Have you ever been with an officer?

07:23:12.720 Yeah.

07:23:13.120 Have you ever been?

07:23:13.700 I married an officer.

07:23:14.640 Have you ever been with a brigadier general?

07:23:17.600 Brigadier general.

07:23:18.280 I have my.

07:23:19.720 Brigadier general.

07:23:20.700 Do you know what an all ranks ribbon is?

07:23:22.440 No idea.

07:23:23.320 It means you've slept with someone from all ranks of the service.

07:23:27.140 You didn't do that.

07:23:28.080 Good job.

07:23:28.680 You slept with a general?

07:23:30.100 I,

07:23:30.400 not a brigadier.

07:23:31.180 Well,

07:23:31.380 there's different generals.

07:23:32.900 There's be my little general.

07:23:34.540 So I slept with a one star.

07:23:36.000 Oh,

07:23:36.200 whoa.

07:23:36.540 One star general.

07:23:37.580 Okay.

07:23:38.160 That's.

07:23:38.600 Two star general?

07:23:39.380 No.

07:23:40.460 Chief of.

07:23:41.400 Wait.

07:23:42.100 What?

07:23:42.680 Oh my God.

07:23:43.320 Get your ranks straight.

07:23:45.580 Have you ever,

07:23:46.140 a sergeant?

07:23:47.700 That's low,

07:23:48.520 but yes.

07:23:49.700 Oh,

07:23:50.400 you're above those sergeants.

07:23:52.020 Well,

07:23:52.180 I mean,

07:23:52.360 that's not impressive.

07:23:53.260 Like anyone can sleep with some sergeant.

07:23:54.820 Have you ever slept with a platoon?

07:23:56.340 Like a whole platoon?

07:23:57.560 A whole platoon.

07:23:58.180 No,

07:23:58.660 that's crazy.

07:23:59.300 What about a squad?

07:24:00.240 Have you ever slept with a whole?

07:24:00.820 A squad is four people.

07:24:02.020 Yeah.

07:24:02.260 Have you slept with a full squad?

07:24:03.240 No,

07:24:03.500 I had a threesome.

07:24:04.340 I did not sleep with four people.

07:24:05.680 Have you?

07:24:05.940 Wait,

07:24:06.180 you've had only a few threesomes though.

07:24:07.980 One threesome.

07:24:08.560 Oh,

07:24:08.720 one threesome.

07:24:09.240 Okay.

07:24:11.600 So wait,

07:24:12.240 in a fortnight,

07:24:12.880 how many was it?

07:24:14.380 I don't know.

07:24:15.080 You said the cruise?

07:24:16.080 How about one month?

07:24:17.000 How many in a month?

07:24:18.280 Have you done a hundred in a month?

07:24:20.840 I don't,

07:24:21.740 I don't think so.

07:24:22.900 Cause that would be like three a day.

07:24:25.160 I don't think I've,

07:24:26.080 I haven't done three a day.

07:24:27.620 Is it Brigadier?

07:24:28.200 Or how do you pronounce that?

07:24:30.200 Brigadier.

07:24:30.600 Be my little general.

07:24:32.040 B,

07:24:32.340 B,

07:24:32.720 M,

07:24:33.340 D,

07:24:33.620 L,

07:24:34.860 Lieutenant General,

07:24:35.700 and then General General.

07:24:36.880 So M is Major General.

07:24:39.020 So Brigadier General.

07:24:40.440 What about,

07:24:40.940 have you ever been with the Lieutenant?

07:24:43.240 Ooh.

07:24:43.740 Left Lieutenant?

07:24:45.460 My ex-husband was a Lieutenant.

07:24:47.680 My ex-husband was a Lieutenant.

07:24:49.600 I married my boss.

07:24:49.920 What about a Major?

07:24:51.260 Have you ever been with a Major?

07:24:52.500 I've been with a Major.

07:24:53.200 That's the old ranks driven.

07:24:54.640 Hold on.

07:24:55.460 I'm just going to try to name them all.

07:24:56.780 Captain,

07:24:57.240 have you been with Captain?

07:24:57.660 You're just going to name all the ranks.

07:24:58.960 Have you been with Captain?

07:24:59.860 Yes.

07:25:00.460 Have you been with a,

07:25:02.200 a private?

07:25:07.720 Yeah.

07:25:08.640 Have you been with somebody,

07:25:10.440 what's below a private?

07:25:13.460 A recruit?

07:25:14.580 Have you been with a recruit?

07:25:15.720 No.

07:25:17.420 Just standards.

07:25:18.620 Have you ever been?

07:25:20.360 What's the,

07:25:21.100 what's the thing,

07:25:23.000 like the lawyers called?

07:25:25.180 A JAG?

07:25:25.760 A JAG.

07:25:26.200 Have you ever been with a JAG?

07:25:27.120 A JAG is not a rank.

07:25:28.600 It's a job.

07:25:29.140 It's an MOS.

07:25:29.940 But have you been with a JAG?

07:25:33.040 Oh,

07:25:33.600 yeah.

07:25:38.820 It's,

07:25:39.300 it's coming back to her.

07:25:41.880 You've been with a JAG?

07:25:43.180 Yeah.

07:25:44.180 Multiple JAGs?

07:25:45.480 No,

07:25:45.820 one.

07:25:46.360 Oh,

07:25:46.900 it sounds,

07:25:47.560 29 Palms.

07:25:49.140 Oh,

07:25:49.420 I say that because he was my husband's friend.

07:25:51.760 So,

07:25:51.880 it was after we split up and then he came and stayed at my house.

07:25:56.180 You got so much tea.

07:25:57.040 He stayed at my house.

07:25:59.620 So entertaining.

07:26:00.620 You need to hear more about this.

07:26:01.500 He stayed at my house and I gave him a place to stay and then we hooked up.

07:26:05.840 Have you ever,

07:26:06.440 like,

07:26:07.760 what,

07:26:07.920 what about like a off of ranks,

07:26:10.220 but more so job?

07:26:12.140 Uh,

07:26:13.160 Air Force.

07:26:14.240 Oh,

07:26:14.500 yeah.

07:26:14.900 I had an Air Force boyfriend.

07:26:16.280 Army?

07:26:17.180 Uh,

07:26:17.560 Army,

07:26:17.900 yeah.

07:26:17.980 Coast Guard?

07:26:18.620 Secret Service?

07:26:19.040 I did,

07:26:19.520 yeah,

07:26:19.980 Coast Guard.

07:26:20.640 National Guard?

07:26:21.300 Not Secret Service.

07:26:22.180 National Guard?

07:26:22.800 No.

07:26:23.020 No,

07:26:23.300 no.

07:26:23.380 Oh,

07:26:23.660 yes.

07:26:24.280 That was a,

07:26:24.740 that was a threesome.

07:26:25.760 The threesome was,

07:26:26.500 they were both National Guard.

07:26:28.560 Okay.

07:26:29.300 Um,

07:26:30.640 she's been in more military positions than,

07:26:33.260 thank you for your service.

07:26:35.780 Special Forces?

07:26:36.740 Uh,

07:26:36.960 MARSOC.

07:26:38.120 MARSOC?

07:26:38.880 MARSOC.

07:26:39.320 What's that?

07:26:39.620 The Marine,

07:26:40.280 like,

07:26:40.660 recon.

07:26:41.480 Yeah.

07:26:41.760 The Marine recon,

07:26:42.380 do,

07:26:43.100 like,

07:26:43.700 what,

07:26:43.900 what about careers in the military?

07:26:45.740 Like,

07:26:45.960 what about,

07:26:46.440 um,

07:26:47.840 artillery?

07:26:49.340 Is that a,

07:26:49.900 Artie guys are kind of smelly,

07:26:51.260 but,

07:26:51.700 yeah,

07:26:51.940 Artie.

07:26:52.480 What about,

07:26:53.120 um,

07:26:53.460 wait,

07:26:53.620 I know,

07:26:53.780 is there Grenadiers?

07:26:55.420 82nd.

07:26:56.160 Grenadiers?

07:26:57.440 Grenadiers?

07:26:58.300 Is that a thing?

07:26:59.260 What about Color Guard?

07:27:01.100 Color Guard?

07:27:01.400 What?

07:27:02.400 Color Guard is just what you do,

07:27:03.960 like,

07:27:04.120 anyone,

07:27:04.500 I could,

07:27:04.880 I can do Color Guard,

07:27:06.000 like,

07:27:06.180 anyone can be Color Guard.

07:27:07.300 Okay.

07:27:07.760 What about a,

07:27:08.400 a trumpet player?

07:27:09.980 You know,

07:27:10.560 like,

07:27:10.800 isn't there,

07:27:11.220 I've been with a trumpet player,

07:27:12.380 but not,

07:27:13.020 What is it called,

07:27:13.540 the Reveille?

07:27:13.920 Not the Bugle player.

07:27:15.980 The Bugle,

07:27:16.540 what is it called?

07:27:17.500 Flugelhorn,

07:27:18.180 Flugelhorn.

07:27:18.960 Reveille?

07:27:19.620 Reveille.

07:27:20.260 Reveille.

07:27:20.780 Yeah.

07:27:21.220 Have you ever,

07:27:21.700 like,

07:27:21.980 smashed a Reveille player?

07:27:23.660 Like,

07:27:24.140 did you ask him to play it

07:27:25.320 while he was smashing?

07:27:26.520 No,

07:27:26.720 no,

07:27:27.220 I'm,

07:27:27.520 I,

07:27:27.680 I don't,

07:27:28.300 is that how it goes,

07:27:29.840 how does this go?

07:27:30.320 No.

07:27:30.640 How does Reveille go?

07:27:31.600 Can you do it for us?

07:27:32.780 Oh,

07:27:33.040 gosh.

07:27:33.760 That's insane.

07:27:38.720 And then,

07:27:39.400 and then,

07:27:39.980 and Fridays,

07:27:40.540 they play all three songs,

07:27:42.820 they play the beginning

07:27:43.920 of the song,

07:27:44.720 and then they play

07:27:45.780 the Navy hymn,

07:27:47.280 they play the Marine Corps hymn,

07:27:48.120 they play all the

07:27:48.860 frickin' hymns

07:27:50.060 on the Fridays.

07:27:51.600 Blood on the Rises?

07:27:52.720 We,

07:27:53.080 we run from colors,

07:27:54.240 we run from colors

07:27:55.160 because we hear the song,

07:27:56.520 and we're like,

07:27:56.940 ah,

07:27:57.420 and everyone quickly

07:27:58.280 runs inside,

07:27:59.280 and you're like,

07:27:59.720 what about the tanker?

07:28:01.340 Have you ever,

07:28:01.920 I've been with a tanker,

07:28:02.860 that was my first time

07:28:04.000 I did anal.

07:28:05.120 I was about to ask you

07:28:06.280 the question,

07:28:06.840 that was my question,

07:28:08.040 oh my gosh.

07:28:08.640 Okay,

07:28:08.880 so in a tank,

07:28:09.900 any in a tank?

07:28:10.820 Not in a tank,

07:28:11.700 no.

07:28:11.900 That's too bad.

07:28:12.680 But then the anal thing,

07:28:14.380 so were a lot of these,

07:28:16.080 uh,

07:28:16.540 situations,

07:28:17.800 um,

07:28:18.400 were,

07:28:19.560 how many,

07:28:20.420 what percentage was,

07:28:21.740 uh,

07:28:22.480 anal?

07:28:24.140 Oh,

07:28:24.480 I've only done it

07:28:25.160 like four times.

07:28:26.000 Oh,

07:28:26.520 okay.

07:28:27.100 Yeah,

07:28:27.340 it's not.

07:28:27.560 But the first guy,

07:28:28.360 but it's still,

07:28:29.020 it's still exciting.

07:28:29.700 The lucky guy was a tanker.

07:28:32.100 What about any,

07:28:32.960 um,

07:28:33.380 MPs?

07:28:34.320 Did you fuck with any MPs?

07:28:36.500 Oh gosh,

07:28:38.620 I'm having PTSD.

07:28:39.660 Yeah,

07:28:39.900 play it.

07:28:40.040 PTSD right now.

07:28:41.540 Play it.

07:28:43.800 Play it.

07:28:45.340 Play that shit.

07:28:50.060 Did you,

07:28:50.740 did you fuck a bugle player?

07:28:52.900 No.

07:28:53.060 Did you fuck the guy

07:28:53.660 who did this?

07:28:54.480 No.

07:28:55.060 Okay.

07:28:55.940 No.

07:28:57.260 They probably,

07:28:58.180 are they on the other team?

07:29:00.940 I don't know.

07:29:01.640 This episode is coded

07:29:02.660 for July 4th.

07:29:03.960 Can you,

07:29:04.320 uh,

07:29:04.520 straighten that microphone?

07:29:05.860 Wait,

07:29:06.240 so okay,

07:29:06.900 uh,

07:29:07.720 MPs,

07:29:08.580 any MPs?

07:29:09.340 I don't think so.

07:29:10.000 Oh,

07:29:10.360 yes,

07:29:10.700 a whole,

07:29:11.160 yeah,

07:29:11.520 no,

07:29:11.980 the whole thing,

07:29:12.480 the whole squad,

07:29:13.520 the whole bunch,

07:29:14.120 oh,

07:29:14.340 yes,

07:29:15.080 yes,

07:29:15.540 yes,

07:29:16.540 I went to a party,

07:29:17.740 I went to a barbecue

07:29:18.700 in 2015

07:29:19.900 with a shit ton of MPs

07:29:21.840 and I brought donuts

07:29:24.300 because I didn't know

07:29:25.180 they were MPs.

07:29:27.280 And,

07:29:27.680 this is like deep.

07:29:29.860 It was,

07:29:30.400 it was a whole thing

07:29:31.620 and I wrote this letter

07:29:33.760 to this guy,

07:29:34.680 this guy,

07:29:35.400 he came and he was,

07:29:36.720 we were drinking

07:29:37.280 and he told me,

07:29:38.820 hey,

07:29:39.040 can you please write a letter

07:29:40.280 to my son?

07:29:41.300 He's learning Chinese

07:29:42.440 and,

07:29:43.760 and I want you to write

07:29:45.640 and I want you to write

07:29:45.660 a letter from me

07:29:46.940 to him

07:29:47.780 in Chinese.

07:29:49.200 And I said,

07:29:49.620 sure.

07:29:50.300 So,

07:29:50.860 I wrote this letter

07:29:52.060 and I figured

07:29:53.400 I'd troll this guy

07:29:54.380 and he said,

07:29:55.200 tell him how much

07:29:56.060 I love him

07:29:56.840 and I'm proud of him

07:29:58.080 and I,

07:29:58.900 and I'm really happy

07:29:59.720 as a new girlfriend.

07:30:00.720 So,

07:30:01.080 I wrote all this

07:30:02.020 horrible stuff.

07:30:03.000 I'm like,

07:30:03.400 you're,

07:30:03.660 you're,

07:30:04.000 you're awful,

07:30:05.220 you're horrible,

07:30:05.760 you're ugly,

07:30:06.400 I hate your girlfriend,

07:30:07.560 I want her for myself.

07:30:09.420 Like,

07:30:09.800 I wrote some terrible stuff

07:30:11.180 because I was just

07:30:11.640 messing with him,

07:30:12.340 right?

07:30:13.320 And,

07:30:14.360 turns out,

07:30:15.480 he,

07:30:15.800 he took some note,

07:30:16.680 he puts it in his pocket

07:30:17.780 and I figured that was it.

07:30:19.820 Like,

07:30:19.980 it was just some dude,

07:30:20.860 right?

07:30:21.280 The next morning,

07:30:22.100 I see them all

07:30:22.600 in their uniforms.

07:30:23.840 I spent the night

07:30:24.500 with one of the guys

07:30:25.280 that night,

07:30:26.340 the mass sergeant

07:30:27.160 and I woke up

07:30:28.520 the next morning

07:30:29.100 and I come out

07:30:29.720 on the balcony

07:30:30.280 and the guy

07:30:31.600 that I wrote the letter for

07:30:32.880 was a chief warrant officer

07:30:34.060 which is extremely high up

07:30:36.500 and extremely respected

07:30:37.740 in the military

07:30:38.480 and they're also called

07:30:39.680 unicorns

07:30:40.240 because you don't see

07:30:40.760 them very often.

07:30:41.860 They don't have them

07:30:42.620 and he came out

07:30:43.940 and he's like,

07:30:44.960 hey,

07:30:45.640 thanks so much

07:30:46.420 for writing that letter

07:30:47.520 for me.

07:30:48.340 He's like,

07:30:48.620 I got it in my breast pocket

07:30:49.900 here,

07:30:50.180 I'm going to send it

07:30:50.860 to my son

07:30:51.500 and I was like,

07:30:52.500 like,

07:30:54.180 I was like trying

07:30:54.760 to figure out,

07:30:55.180 like,

07:30:55.240 please don't send that.

07:30:56.420 Like,

07:30:56.560 I saw it,

07:30:57.220 like,

07:30:57.400 I saw his rank,

07:30:58.540 I was like,

07:30:58.820 oh gosh

07:30:59.540 and so then he sent

07:31:01.480 the letter

07:31:01.900 and then I ended up

07:31:02.820 meeting up with the whole

07:31:04.060 like group of them

07:31:05.120 a month later

07:31:06.120 and he's like,

07:31:06.620 yeah,

07:31:06.760 my son got the letter.

07:31:07.860 He said it was really sweet

07:31:09.180 and he was so happy,

07:31:10.540 like,

07:31:11.020 he was so happy

07:31:11.920 and I was like,

07:31:12.700 and then,

07:31:13.320 and then I slept

07:31:14.020 with him.

07:31:15.180 I love that.

07:31:17.380 A couple other,

07:31:20.600 corporal,

07:31:21.140 you've been with a corporal?

07:31:22.280 Yeah.

07:31:23.040 Staff sergeant?

07:31:23.800 Yeah.

07:31:24.140 Non-commissioned office,

07:31:25.100 NCOs?

07:31:25.840 Are you just looking that up?

07:31:26.960 I looked it up.

07:31:27.880 An NCO is a corporal

07:31:29.800 and a sergeant.

07:31:30.400 Okay,

07:31:30.640 whatever.

07:31:31.200 But NCOs,

07:31:31.860 yes.

07:31:32.460 Senior NCO?

07:31:33.740 That's a staff sergeant.

07:31:34.800 Warrant officer?

07:31:36.080 Yes,

07:31:36.560 that was a chief warrant officer.

07:31:37.740 Company grade officers?

07:31:38.980 That's not,

07:31:39.780 that's just an officer.

07:31:40.160 Field grade officers?

07:31:41.020 That's an officer.

07:31:41.480 General officers?

07:31:42.560 You don't know what you're,

07:31:44.560 Air Force?

07:31:45.820 Yes.

07:31:46.340 Have you ever slept

07:31:47.120 with an F-22 pilot?

07:31:48.820 Ooh.

07:31:49.920 F-19?

07:31:50.440 I don't know

07:31:51.080 if it was F-22.

07:31:52.880 Was it F-19?

07:31:54.180 No,

07:31:54.460 you mostly fucked

07:31:55.560 with like helicopter dudes.

07:31:57.000 I don't like helicopters.

07:31:58.120 You don't like helicopter dudes?

07:31:58.900 I don't like helicopters.

07:31:59.400 Yeah,

07:31:59.580 they're pretty crazy.

07:32:01.000 Yeah,

07:32:01.100 those guys are crazy.

07:32:01.720 They're wild, right?

07:32:02.340 Yeah,

07:32:02.600 anybody who flies a helicopter,

07:32:04.100 man,

07:32:04.300 those guys are wild.

07:32:05.580 What about the ones

07:32:06.000 that jump out of planes

07:32:06.880 80 second?

07:32:08.100 But like,

07:32:08.780 what about like an Apache?

07:32:09.960 I've been with,

07:32:10.600 like when you fight a dude?

07:32:11.300 The natives?

07:32:12.420 I've been with an Apache

07:32:13.440 indigenous man.

07:32:14.660 No,

07:32:14.960 like an Apache helicopter.

07:32:16.760 Oh,

07:32:17.360 the helicopter.

07:32:17.820 Apache helicopter.

07:32:18.100 Oh,

07:32:18.380 I thought you meant

07:32:18.840 the indigenous person.

07:32:20.200 No,

07:32:20.480 Apache helicopter.

07:32:21.340 Oh.

07:32:21.740 What about a Blackhawk?

07:32:23.440 Um,

07:32:24.460 like,

07:32:25.280 like did I have sex

07:32:26.120 with a Blackhawk copter?

07:32:28.000 Not with the helicopter,

07:32:29.700 but with the pilot.

07:32:30.860 No,

07:32:31.880 I don't like helicopters.

07:32:32.840 What about like a mechanic?

07:32:34.700 Um,

07:32:35.160 motor T mechanic.

07:32:36.260 Yeah,

07:32:36.480 yeah,

07:32:36.700 I feel that.

07:32:37.440 That's dope.

07:32:38.440 You know what motor T is?

07:32:39.500 No idea,

07:32:40.040 but um.

07:32:40.760 Okay.

07:32:41.560 Okay,

07:32:42.220 so most in a month

07:32:43.340 was what?

07:32:44.000 A hundred?

07:32:45.360 You're still on that.

07:32:46.740 Yeah,

07:32:47.040 yeah.

07:32:47.780 Uh,

07:32:48.140 sure,

07:32:48.560 we'll go.

07:32:49.400 I,

07:32:49.940 probably,

07:32:50.420 no,

07:32:50.840 that,

07:32:51.020 no,

07:32:51.580 it couldn't be a hundred

07:32:52.220 because that'd be three a day

07:32:53.300 and that's not,

07:32:53.980 I,

07:32:54.540 there's no way

07:32:55.040 I would have done

07:32:55.540 three a day.

07:32:56.560 Okay.

07:32:57.540 Um,

07:32:58.500 let's see what else.

07:32:59.360 There's no way it could have,

07:33:00.100 no,

07:33:00.260 don't put a hundred for a month.

07:33:01.920 I'm not putting a hundred.

07:33:03.040 It is not a hundred for a month.

07:33:05.380 Okay.

07:33:05.780 Uh,

07:33:07.080 wait,

07:33:07.880 so,

07:33:08.300 but you did say in a 24 hour period

07:33:11.280 there was four.

07:33:12.420 Yeah.

07:33:12.940 What,

07:33:13.440 what is the shortest period of time

07:33:15.480 between two?

07:33:17.200 So like,

07:33:17.940 um,

07:33:18.800 one guy

07:33:19.420 and then did you immediately go to

07:33:21.900 another,

07:33:22.220 like 30?

07:33:22.860 It'd be like that same evening.

07:33:24.880 So like at the bar,

07:33:26.180 late at night at the bar,

07:33:27.120 maybe like nine,

07:33:27.860 10 PM hookup.

07:33:29.600 Penis to penis.

07:33:30.540 And then maybe one AM.

07:33:32.360 So four hours from,

07:33:34.360 from the evacuation of one penis

07:33:36.420 to the engulfing of another penis.

07:33:40.300 Four hours.

07:33:41.160 I would say four hours,

07:33:42.240 four hours.

07:33:42.820 Yeah.

07:33:43.140 Cause I'm not,

07:33:43.680 we don't count the start of sex

07:33:45.080 to the start of sex,

07:33:46.040 end of sex.

07:33:47.040 Well,

07:33:47.140 sex on average only takes about four minutes

07:33:49.300 for you.

07:33:50.940 She's got a lot of stats to back that up too.

07:33:54.060 Okay.

07:33:54.460 So four minutes

07:33:55.320 and then four hours elapses.

07:33:57.860 Yeah.

07:33:58.400 Okay.

07:34:00.000 Well,

07:34:00.400 I think that's pretty much

07:34:01.220 most of my questions for you.

07:34:03.960 I do.

07:34:05.260 I'm kind of bantering a bit,

07:34:06.680 but I actually appreciate your honesty

07:34:08.000 sharing that.

07:34:08.940 That was actually pretty cool

07:34:11.160 that you shared that.

07:34:14.680 Sorry.

07:34:15.160 I have to ask,

07:34:15.600 did they say to you,

07:34:16.880 I have to thank you for your cervix.

07:34:18.240 should be thank you for your cervix.

07:34:25.920 Nice.

07:34:26.840 You are real funny.

07:34:28.120 Uh,

07:34:28.320 chat.

07:34:28.660 Is there any other chat?

07:34:29.920 Any other questions I should ask her on,

07:34:31.660 on this?

07:34:32.780 You know,

07:34:33.040 the 700 plus body count,

07:34:36.840 you know,

07:34:37.800 do you want me to ask her any medics?

07:34:40.660 Did any field?

07:34:42.020 I was,

07:34:42.640 I was with a couple of Corman.

07:34:44.060 Corman.

07:34:44.580 Yeah.

07:34:44.800 Okay.

07:34:45.800 Yeah.

07:34:46.400 Yeah.

07:34:46.680 Have you ever,

07:34:47.020 Corman's are nice.

07:34:48.080 You're in the Marines,

07:34:48.760 right?

07:34:48.980 Yeah.

07:34:49.280 So you were on,

07:34:49.940 you were on ships,

07:34:51.960 right?

07:34:52.120 No,

07:34:52.420 I was never on a ship.

07:34:54.120 Oh,

07:34:54.940 were,

07:34:55.640 were you ever deployed?

07:34:56.780 I was a crypto linguist.

07:34:58.040 So basically we did,

07:34:59.160 um,

07:35:00.380 uh,

07:35:01.120 like translating languages and stuff.

07:35:03.240 So we would just go around and translate whatever needed to be translated.

07:35:06.820 Were you in,

07:35:08.020 were you ever on location?

07:35:09.940 I was places.

07:35:11.480 Ooh.

07:35:12.700 Oh,

07:35:13.280 top secret.

07:35:14.100 Like you were in the middle East.

07:35:15.860 I was places.

07:35:17.200 Okay.

07:35:18.700 But I do speak Arabic.

07:35:20.560 Oh,

07:35:20.880 that's very cool.

07:35:21.380 Okay.

07:35:21.720 I'm Chinese.

07:35:22.580 You did say you were there for a while.

07:35:24.560 I did live in Bahrain for four years and I've been to every Middle Eastern country except

07:35:31.180 for Israel.

07:35:32.780 Wait,

07:35:33.200 have you ever been to?

07:35:37.060 And Qatar.

07:35:37.640 I haven't been to Qatar other than the airport.

07:35:39.640 Qatar?

07:35:40.380 Qatar.

07:35:41.080 People say Qatar,

07:35:42.540 but it's pronounced Qatar.

07:35:43.280 Really?

07:35:43.820 I didn't know.

07:35:44.440 It's not Qatar?

07:35:45.340 No,

07:35:45.540 it's Qatar.

07:35:46.580 The Arabic,

07:35:47.060 the Arabic way is Qatar.

07:35:48.240 The way they say that.

07:35:48.900 Though that's the correct term.

07:35:50.200 If you actually look at the Arabic spelling and the way it's pronounced is Qatar.

07:35:53.380 Have you ever been to Guantanamo Bay?

07:35:56.440 And was she there?

07:35:58.920 Was she there?

07:36:01.000 Because she's Cuban.

07:36:03.160 Were you at Guantanamo Bay?

07:36:05.660 I don't know.

07:36:06.160 Was I?

07:36:06.920 Oh shit,

07:36:07.440 she might have been at Guantanamo.

07:36:09.400 Were you doing advanced interrogation techniques on people?

07:36:14.700 That's not like.

07:36:16.100 Sorry.

07:36:16.580 Were you in?

07:36:18.360 I'm sorry.

07:36:18.980 I'm autistic,

07:36:19.720 so I don't know if that's like not appropriate.

07:36:21.680 No,

07:36:21.960 it's fine.

07:36:23.000 People get curious.

07:36:24.340 It's okay.

07:36:25.500 But were you,

07:36:26.620 you don't have to tell me what you did there,

07:36:27.980 but were you at Guantanamo Bay?

07:36:30.760 I was on a little vacation.

07:36:32.420 Oh,

07:36:32.800 how was it?

07:36:34.360 It's good.

07:36:34.700 Did you get with one of the interrogators?

07:36:38.700 I did not have any sex at Guantanamo Bay.

07:36:41.060 No sex at Guantanamo Bay.

07:36:41.940 No sex at Guantanamo Bay.

07:36:43.240 You promise?

07:36:44.060 Yes.

07:36:44.400 You think you promise?

07:36:45.000 I had no sex on Guantanamo Bay.

07:36:47.140 So you were though in Guantanamo Bay?

07:36:49.720 I have been there before.

07:36:51.680 When you went to the countries,

07:36:52.980 like in the Middle East and stuff,

07:36:54.160 did you hook up with guys there?

07:36:57.000 White guys.

07:36:58.120 Okay.

07:36:58.620 Yeah.

07:36:59.000 Like Americans.

07:37:00.220 Okay.

07:37:00.620 Americans.

07:37:01.100 Like other military.

07:37:02.860 Yeah.

07:37:03.120 I never like Middle East.

07:37:04.880 I'm getting.

07:37:05.220 Well,

07:37:05.420 I was with one guy.

07:37:07.060 Can I disclose something?

07:37:08.540 No,

07:37:08.740 I shouldn't disclose that.

07:37:09.520 You can.

07:37:10.400 That's okay.

07:37:10.840 This is a safe space.

07:37:11.480 Don't stop now.

07:37:12.140 Honestly.

07:37:13.080 So I did have relations with a guy that may or may not have been in a massive terrorist organization.

07:37:23.700 Nice.

07:37:24.420 Did you get information from him at least?

07:37:26.040 Say allegedly.

07:37:26.620 Possibly.

07:37:27.020 Say allegedly.

07:37:27.920 Possibly.

07:37:29.860 Wait.

07:37:30.580 Hold on.

07:37:30.760 She's like our own little Mata Hari.

07:37:32.920 Nice here.

07:37:35.840 Did you capture Saddam Hussein?

07:37:37.660 No.

07:37:40.520 Wait.

07:37:41.440 Saddam Hussein was like way before me, I think, too.

07:37:43.180 That was before your time.

07:37:44.080 Okay.

07:37:45.260 Were you there?

07:37:46.200 No.

07:37:46.500 Were you there when they got Bin Laden?

07:37:49.060 That was like not even.

07:37:51.040 That's.

07:37:51.480 No.

07:37:52.000 Sorry.

07:37:52.380 Sorry.

07:37:52.620 Sorry.

07:37:52.680 I don't know.

07:37:54.020 Wait.

07:37:54.280 Were you like undercover?

07:37:55.300 Like was this like an operation?

07:37:56.100 No.

07:37:56.200 He was just a friend.

07:37:58.560 A terrorist friend?

07:37:59.580 Yeah.

07:38:00.680 You were friends with a terrorist?

07:38:02.060 Yes.

07:38:02.620 I made a lot of bad choices in my life.

07:38:04.440 Have you had anybody else on this show that said.

07:38:05.860 I made a lot of bad choices.

07:38:07.400 I'm going to change the title to.

07:38:08.320 Incredible.

07:38:08.560 She had sex with a terrorist.

07:38:10.520 Yeah.

07:38:11.080 That's what I'm saying.

07:38:12.380 500,000 Neuro Spicy wants to make man who makes.

07:38:15.900 Forget that.

07:38:16.440 Wait.

07:38:16.760 Boring title.

07:38:17.800 Boring title.

07:38:18.280 She had sex with a terrorist is much more exciting.

07:38:20.920 She had.

07:38:23.680 I can't.

07:38:24.480 I shouldn't use sex.

07:38:26.120 She had.

07:38:27.320 Relations.

07:38:28.120 Relations.

07:38:28.520 That's.

07:38:30.060 That doesn't really.

07:38:31.740 I don't know.

07:38:32.400 I don't want to go to jail.

07:38:35.440 Allegedly.

07:38:36.220 Which country.

07:38:37.600 Can you say the country that he was.

07:38:39.140 He was Egyptian.

07:38:40.300 Yeah.

07:38:40.560 He was an Egyptian terrorist.

07:38:41.720 He was Egyptian.

07:38:43.140 And.

07:38:43.660 Wait.

07:38:43.880 He was a terrorist?

07:38:45.900 He might still be.

07:38:47.640 Okay.

07:38:48.120 He's alive.

07:38:48.900 Does he have a Wikipedia article or some shit?

07:38:50.860 No.

07:38:51.640 Okay.

07:38:52.500 Not to look it up.

07:38:53.300 Does his terrorist group have a Wikipedia article?

07:38:55.320 Yes.

07:38:56.220 Absolutely.

07:38:56.620 Chat.

07:38:58.200 Is my video going to get flagged if I put terrorist in the title?

07:39:01.260 Oh.

07:39:01.740 I didn't think about that.

07:39:03.260 Probably.

07:39:03.880 I'll figure it out.

07:39:05.540 She.

07:39:07.040 Dated.

07:39:07.340 I'm just going to say dated.

07:39:08.660 Did you date him?

07:39:10.180 We had a thing.

07:39:11.840 I'm just going to say dated.

07:39:12.900 Yeah.

07:39:12.960 I'll say dated.

07:39:15.600 She dated a terrorist.

07:39:18.040 I'll fix the title later.

07:39:20.140 It's fun.

07:39:20.620 Oh my god.

07:39:22.420 Wow.

07:39:22.940 That's a lot.

07:39:23.900 Has anybody else here dated a terrorist?

07:39:25.680 Felicity?

07:39:26.160 You've dated?

07:39:27.340 Mm-hmm.

07:39:28.340 Felicity seems like she would.

07:39:30.560 Yep.

07:39:30.980 You know.

07:39:31.360 Definitely have.

07:39:32.980 He was a nice guy.

07:39:35.160 He always paid for dates.

07:39:38.020 The terrorist was a nice guy.

07:39:39.920 Chivalry.

07:39:41.740 Wait.

07:39:42.200 Hold on.

07:39:42.480 I'm going to just.

07:39:43.420 Mother of God.

07:39:43.660 I'm going to say.

07:39:44.360 I don't know if I can put that in the title without it getting all flagged.

07:39:50.220 I don't.

07:39:50.780 Yeah.

07:39:50.940 Whatever.

07:39:51.240 I'll just say.

07:39:52.600 Texas.

07:39:53.820 For the time being.

07:39:54.780 Okay.

07:39:55.620 Any other interesting stories you want to share?

07:39:58.080 I should probably stop while I'm ahead.

07:39:59.960 No.

07:40:00.300 It's good.

07:40:00.860 I don't even know who watches all this anyway.

07:40:06.300 I mean.

07:40:06.580 Right now.

07:40:07.240 We only have.

07:40:09.220 We've lost about half the viewers.

07:40:12.020 Not because of what you're saying.

07:40:12.820 It's just.

07:40:13.760 We peaked at like 6,000 ish.

07:40:16.360 It's getting late.

07:40:17.120 It's getting super late.

07:40:17.900 It's Sunday night.

07:40:18.660 Yes.

07:40:19.820 I'm on East Coast time.

07:40:20.860 It's like.

07:40:21.460 I gotta drive home after this.

07:40:23.320 Oh goodness.

07:40:24.480 Is it 1.30?

07:40:26.140 Yeah.

07:40:26.580 I'll be home by 5.

07:40:27.820 No.

07:40:28.540 It's still 9 p.m.

07:40:31.020 Cool.

07:40:32.300 Okay.

07:40:32.660 I'm going to blast through the rest that we got to blast through.

07:40:35.280 There's some notes I still want to hit.

07:40:37.860 We're pretty much done with the questionnaire honestly.

07:40:41.380 Except for Leah.

07:40:42.820 Damn.

07:40:45.140 Hold on.

07:40:46.140 Let me just.

07:40:46.780 I'm scared.

07:40:48.440 No.

07:40:49.560 Okay.

07:40:49.960 We'll just blast.

07:40:50.660 Okay.

07:40:50.860 Really.

07:40:51.180 Actually.

07:40:51.520 You know what?

07:40:52.140 Let me get the chats through because we've had a lot of chats piling up.

07:40:55.540 I want to be nice to them.

07:40:56.900 I apologize for the delay.

07:40:57.880 But I was so interested in the various military ranks with our dear friend.

07:41:02.480 I'm terrorists.

07:41:04.120 Yeah.

07:41:04.640 Throw a couple in there.

07:41:05.960 No.

07:41:06.340 But honestly.

07:41:07.340 Like.

07:41:08.160 I'm not even Hayden.

07:41:09.300 Like.

07:41:09.600 I appreciate you being honest.

07:41:11.060 Because a lot of people come on the show.

07:41:12.680 They don't want to.

07:41:13.480 You know.

07:41:13.860 Be open.

07:41:14.860 You're very.

07:41:15.420 You're an open book.

07:41:16.880 And we got to give you credit for being an open book.

07:41:20.940 Okay.

07:41:21.340 Guys.

07:41:22.280 $20 TTS.

07:41:23.600 Get them in.

07:41:24.060 We're doing.

07:41:24.480 We're going to do a row session.

07:41:26.160 We've got Keanu Reeves here.

07:41:28.240 Oh.

07:41:28.720 I'm going to have you guys read these.

07:41:30.340 Okay.

07:41:30.480 Hi everyone.

07:41:32.320 It's me.

07:41:32.860 Keanu Reeves.

07:41:33.700 Just wanted Chair 5 to know that neither I nor my top 0.01% male friends will ever date

07:41:39.500 you.

07:41:39.880 Also.

07:41:40.440 We all know it stank.

07:41:42.520 Quick response to Keanu Reeves.

07:41:44.380 Stank.

07:41:44.480 Stank.

07:41:44.680 Oh.

07:41:45.100 Yeah.

07:41:45.380 Right.

07:41:45.960 I mean.

07:41:46.440 No.

07:41:46.740 I have amazing.

07:41:48.300 My pussy is so amazing.

07:41:50.120 Can I say that?

07:41:50.800 I don't know.

07:41:51.520 But anyways.

07:41:52.500 Yeah.

07:41:53.140 No.

07:41:53.480 Stop the cat.

07:41:54.940 No.

07:41:55.420 It's true.

07:41:56.760 Very true.

07:42:00.480 You okay, Brian?

07:42:04.060 Felicity, can you get me an ice pack for favor?

07:42:07.060 I need another one.

07:42:08.840 Thank you.

07:42:10.940 Sorry, guys.

07:42:11.360 One second.

07:42:11.740 Okay.

07:42:12.820 Psychopathic.

07:42:13.500 I'll have you read these.

07:42:15.260 Chair 2 acting like it's not 2025 and African Americans aren't 13% of the population, but yet

07:42:22.360 responsible for over 50% of the violent crimes.

07:42:25.040 As if her race doesn't have Carmelo Anthony's dumbass.

07:42:29.220 No more words.

07:42:31.080 So that was for who was sat in this chair before.

07:42:33.720 Yeah.

07:42:34.400 Madam.

07:42:35.260 Oh, she left.

07:42:36.520 Yeah, she left.

07:42:37.580 By the way, guys, I apologize that we're getting to these now.

07:42:40.180 These came in, did come in a while ago, but, you know, I kicked her off and I got distracted.

07:42:45.820 He has another one if you can read it.

07:42:48.500 Oh, wait.

07:42:49.240 Oh, shit.

07:42:49.820 Sorry.

07:42:50.200 We already did this one.

07:42:51.100 My bad.

07:42:51.400 Thank you, Psychopathic.

07:42:53.020 Thank you, Keanu Reeves.

07:42:54.440 We have Cha here coming in in just a moment.

07:42:56.580 It's going to take a moment to get to it.

07:42:59.360 Thank you.

07:42:59.960 Uh, we still have notes to get through.

07:43:03.600 We'll do the notes.

07:43:04.320 Then we'll get this wrapped up because it has gone late.

07:43:06.620 We did start late too, but, uh, anybody have any kind of final thoughts here as we're trying

07:43:11.680 to wind down the show?

07:43:13.240 Do you want me to read it?

07:43:13.940 Sorry.

07:43:14.320 Oh, yeah.

07:43:14.680 Go ahead.

07:43:15.960 The casual racism of non-white Americans is one of the most disgusting outcomes of liberalism.

07:43:21.900 Waltzing around crying victim.

07:43:23.880 I have a dead family member in South Africa from real racism.

07:43:27.580 Stop crying.

07:43:28.500 I am so sorry.

07:43:29.640 Some crazy shit going on in South Africa.

07:43:33.120 Wow.

07:43:34.080 All right.

07:43:34.500 Thank you, Cha.

07:43:35.180 We have Durin here if you can read this one.

07:43:37.500 Elizabeth Warren.

07:43:38.500 It's power plus privilege, not persecution.

07:43:41.260 You don't even know your own worldview.

07:43:43.600 Can Chinese people in China be racist to whites?

07:43:45.880 They have the power and privilege there, right?

07:43:49.600 That was for you.

07:43:50.440 Is Elizabeth Warren me?

07:43:52.000 Wait, who's Elizabeth Warren again, y'all?

07:43:54.140 She's Pocahontas, lady.

07:43:56.780 She's a white woman who claimed she was Native American, but turns out she has like one one

07:44:03.460 thousandth of Native DNA.

07:44:06.240 I'm not familiar with her.

07:44:07.320 Oh, wait.

07:44:08.060 Yes, I am.

07:44:08.920 I know who you're talking about.

07:44:09.800 I didn't know that about that.

07:44:10.480 He's asking, can Chinese people in China be racist to white people?

07:44:14.240 Probably not, no.

07:44:15.880 Wait, what?

07:44:16.820 Actually, yeah.

07:44:16.960 Why?

07:44:17.320 They can be prejudiced.

07:44:18.400 They can be, I mean, they can be prejudiced.

07:44:20.000 Wait, whoa, whoa, hold on.

07:44:21.620 I don't know.

07:44:21.840 Do white people or Chinese people, do white people or Chinese people have?

07:44:26.700 The power there?

07:44:27.840 Power.

07:44:28.420 I mean, I don't know.

07:44:30.240 In China.

07:44:31.180 You think white people?

07:44:32.260 I don't know.

07:44:32.340 I don't know anything anymore.

07:44:34.220 Yeah.

07:44:34.680 I no longer know things today.

07:44:36.720 You know, it would be better if you attempted to answer it than just saying that because it

07:44:41.000 looks really bad.

07:44:41.940 I'm sorry.

07:44:43.020 I'm sorry.

07:44:43.720 It looks so bad.

07:44:45.600 I think that, no, they can be prejudiced against them.

07:44:48.240 But I don't know.

07:44:49.500 I don't get it.

07:44:50.500 Didn't you say that?

07:44:51.140 So basically just white people in general can't.

07:44:53.420 Closer to the mic.

07:44:54.540 Basically just white people in general experience no reason.

07:44:57.200 But no, when I asked you about Nigeria, if a white person was in Nigeria, could a black

07:45:00.620 person be racist to them?

07:45:01.760 Didn't you say yes?

07:45:04.420 That's true.

07:45:04.940 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

07:45:05.660 But I didn't mean yes.

07:45:07.100 I meant it can be prejudiced.

07:45:08.660 I didn't mean to say yes, but I knew what you were saying.

07:45:10.920 I just answered it incorrectly.

07:45:12.440 Sorry.

07:45:12.800 Oh, so okay.

07:45:13.640 All right.

07:45:13.920 So I don't know.

07:45:14.760 So no.

07:45:15.960 It's just my, it's my opinion.

07:45:17.520 Like it doesn't, like it doesn't affect y'all.

07:45:19.420 You don't have to put it on in the morning.

07:45:21.100 The white people in the room, it does affect us.

07:45:22.960 It does affect us.

07:45:23.380 It hurts me.

07:45:24.520 Really?

07:45:25.100 I feel victimized.

07:45:25.960 No, I'm sorry.

07:45:26.880 And even that Latino over there feels a bit upset because she's white passing.

07:45:30.700 Yeah.

07:45:31.520 You think so?

07:45:32.600 Actually, yeah.

07:45:33.140 Speaking about that, my friend, she's like, she's Chinese and her grandma called me like

07:45:37.280 this white bitch one time because I didn't want to eat the Chinese food she was making.

07:45:40.540 Damn, that's fucked up.

07:45:41.340 I've been called that before too.

07:45:42.420 You should have slapped her up.

07:45:43.700 Not her grandma.

07:45:44.640 You should have slapped her up.

07:45:46.080 Okay, just kidding.

07:45:46.620 Just respect for her.

07:45:46.820 Just kidding.

07:45:47.520 Don't, don't do that.

07:45:48.540 Can you read this one?

07:45:49.840 Chair seven.

07:45:50.600 I honor your life experiences.

07:45:52.680 You were vulnerable and shared your experience.

07:45:54.560 The two black women mocked you, shamed you, and were all around rude.

07:45:58.620 You don't deserve that.

07:45:59.780 Ignorant woman.

07:46:01.160 What do you think that girl's body count was?

07:46:03.900 I don't know.

07:46:04.540 I don't know.

07:46:04.780 Did she tell us?

07:46:05.640 Oh my gosh.

07:46:06.520 I'm not sure.

07:46:08.220 She said she got around her.

07:46:09.920 I don't know.

07:46:10.420 What did she say at the beginning?

07:46:11.660 She has five in her roster currently is what she said.

07:46:14.340 And she says she's never been in a relationship and.

07:46:16.980 She said she didn't count.

07:46:18.240 I don't think.

07:46:18.640 How old was she?

07:46:19.520 20, 23.

07:46:19.780 What was her job?

07:46:20.680 It listed madam.

07:46:22.400 I don't know.

07:46:23.240 I don't think so.

07:46:24.180 I think she had something to do with class time.

07:46:26.500 Can you read this one?

07:46:28.220 She openly admitted racism towards whites.

07:46:31.500 You.

07:46:32.100 Isn't real.

07:46:33.180 Would you allow a Nazi on your panel?

07:46:35.260 If that's the case, invite Handsome Truth on the panel.

07:46:38.480 Who's Handsome Truth?

07:46:40.300 Anybody?

07:46:41.320 Can we Google?

07:46:41.880 I don't know.

07:46:43.000 Probably a Nazi.

07:46:43.900 All right.

07:46:45.920 We have a bunch coming through if you can read these.

07:46:48.600 We have.

07:46:49.160 Thank you.

07:46:49.580 Cope is real.

07:46:51.620 The fact that you can't accept the minorities are not the only people who can experience racism is pure cope.

07:46:57.860 What about the white farmers killed in Africa?

07:47:00.820 Is that racist?

07:47:02.000 Racism is racist.

07:47:03.460 Racism.

07:47:04.180 So, yeah.

07:47:05.360 Same thing.

07:47:06.020 We have golden question.

07:47:08.580 Wait.

07:47:09.160 What?

07:47:09.580 There it is.

07:47:11.180 Girl in blue.

07:47:13.600 Proving black women are the most racist and delusional ever.

07:47:17.700 No wonder people leave the country for relationships.

07:47:20.900 And black women are the least matched on dating apps.

07:47:24.600 Is that true?

07:47:27.460 I think maybe it is.

07:47:30.120 I don't know.

07:47:30.420 Okay.

07:47:30.760 I have no idea.

07:47:31.880 I think that's their opinion.

07:47:32.960 All right.

07:47:33.160 We have Chaw here.

07:47:34.240 Guys, $20 TTS.

07:47:35.380 Get it in via Streamlabs.

07:47:36.660 Well, it's not TTS because it's broken, but we're going to treat it.

07:47:40.260 Somebody will read it.

07:47:41.320 So, you get a lovely female British voice.

07:47:43.880 I think Chair Six has lied about most of the things she's said about her life.

07:47:47.760 I believe that she has the TISM, but I think a lot...

07:47:51.260 It went away, Brian.

07:47:52.860 Wait.

07:47:53.160 Where is it?

07:47:54.240 But I think a lot of what she's saying is a fiction to sound interesting.

07:47:58.320 Do you want to respond to that?

07:47:59.540 I like it.

07:48:00.960 She likes it.

07:48:02.060 Lovely.

07:48:02.940 Lovely.

07:48:03.420 Lovely.

07:48:03.980 Lovely jabbly.

07:48:04.640 Lovely.

07:48:05.340 Hey, kiddos.

07:48:06.360 Just here to give Nick the stink eye.

07:48:08.500 Brian, interesting in starting a new non-profit Fat Guys Matter.

07:48:12.680 Thank Garwood for the removal of Madam New Jack City.

07:48:16.680 Stares at Nick.

07:48:17.300 Thank you, Jay.

07:48:19.340 Nick, it appreciates your message.

07:48:22.120 We have Submersible Honky.

07:48:27.000 Earlier, Chair Five asked, what could a person of color say to a white person that would be racist?

07:48:32.680 How about, I hate you because you're white?

07:48:37.440 I mean, what does that hate do?

07:48:40.520 Like, are you hurt by it?

07:48:41.720 I don't understand.

07:48:43.040 If it doesn't actually affect your life, you're not hurt by it, then it just hurt your feelings.

07:48:48.040 So what if a white person said that to a black person?

07:48:50.400 They did just a few weeks ago.

07:48:52.160 But there wasn't harm caused by it.

07:48:54.340 Okay, but what about the woman who earned, or earned, I'm sorry, who got all of that money from calling a little black boy on the playground the N-word?

07:49:02.740 I mean, there are cases of it in reverse.

07:49:05.980 It was a child, though, you know?

07:49:07.460 And I don't know.

07:49:08.380 So you're saying it's only racist if it's one way?

07:49:11.560 Yes, that's my perspective on racism and how it works, yeah.

07:49:15.620 What do you think of white people?

07:49:17.040 I'm just curious.

07:49:18.160 I mean, I'm half white.

07:49:20.000 I know, but like full white people?

07:49:21.920 Yeah, I usually only date white guys, actually.

07:49:25.200 Whoa, that's really racist of you.

07:49:27.580 Why don't you date black men?

07:49:29.140 I do date black men, but mostly I've dated white guys recently.

07:49:33.120 But I don't feel any kind of, like, I don't feel any hatred towards anybody.

07:49:40.780 I just don't.

07:49:41.660 Like, I like all people, and I'm not, like, I don't have any feelings of negativity towards white people.

07:49:47.920 My perspective on racism is just what it is.

07:49:52.780 But I don't, that doesn't mean that I'm bitter or I dislike or have contempt in my heart or feel like all white people are racist.

07:50:00.680 I don't think that those things about people.

07:50:03.120 And I don't make the assumption that they are.

07:50:05.320 I let people prove themselves to me by their character, you know?

07:50:09.600 Do you think Jewish people can experience racism?

07:50:12.820 That isn't racism.

07:50:14.840 What's the word?

07:50:15.700 Xenophobia, right?

07:50:17.060 My aunt was actually a baby.

07:50:20.020 Her whole family was killed in Germany.

07:50:23.800 And it was very sad.

07:50:26.260 It was a horrible, horrible situation.

07:50:28.600 But that's not racist?

07:50:30.380 Isn't there a Jewish race?

07:50:31.900 I thought, okay.

07:50:33.280 As well as religion?

07:50:34.320 There's two.

07:50:34.840 Yes, yeah.

07:50:35.460 But I thought it was called xenophobia.

07:50:37.460 I don't know.

07:50:37.860 That's for the country.

07:50:38.760 All right.

07:50:39.220 Well, we're going to get through the chats.

07:50:40.620 How often have you all heard that Nazis, like, do people say Nazis were racist against Jews?

07:50:46.720 Or do they say Nazis committed crimes against them?

07:50:49.520 I've never heard one person say Nazis were racist against Jews.

07:50:51.640 I think they used the term, like, anti-Semitism.

07:50:54.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

07:50:55.100 That's the word.

07:50:55.820 We're going to move on, though.

07:50:57.000 We have this one.

07:50:58.100 Jade, if you can read it.

07:50:59.520 The fact that you think you can have a monopoly on definitions because you're black makes you racist.

07:51:04.660 The rest of the world isn't buying your BS.

07:51:07.100 Get your head out of your flowers, you dumb racist.

07:51:11.980 All right.

07:51:12.560 We have...

07:51:13.060 That's not why I think I can say it.

07:51:14.760 I can say things like that.

07:51:16.320 I just have an opinion.

07:51:17.260 Sons of Liberty.

07:51:18.020 Thank you.

07:51:19.380 I think the school she's going to work at might want to know about all of this.

07:51:23.500 The children's parents may not be comfortable with this type of mental instability and degeneracy teaching their kids.

07:51:29.980 That was for...

07:51:31.500 Probably for me.

07:51:32.040 The one who's going to teach in August.

07:51:33.380 You know, but look, you know, I've met a lot of these teachers, and let me tell you, a lot of them are a little crazy, you know what I mean?

07:51:40.420 I done dealt with some, like, high school teachers.

07:51:43.660 Like, I dated a high school teacher, dated an elementary school...

07:51:47.500 Teacher.

07:51:48.900 That...

07:51:49.540 Teacher.

07:51:50.580 Holy shit.

07:51:51.460 I gotta finish my sentences.

07:51:53.520 You do.

07:51:55.400 Yeah.

07:51:56.140 They kind of crazy.

07:51:58.400 They're stressed out.

07:51:59.860 The high school teacher?

07:52:00.960 Man.

07:52:03.040 Anyways.

07:52:04.360 Yeah.

07:52:04.920 Don't even trip.

07:52:05.720 Don't even worry.

07:52:07.040 All good.

07:52:07.840 Hot cheese soup.

07:52:09.580 Wait.

07:52:09.840 Is it coming through?

07:52:11.260 Hello?

07:52:11.420 She banged a stolen Valor one time in the stock room at the blackjack shack.

07:52:22.340 That's great.

07:52:23.860 I love it, hot cheese soup.

07:52:25.820 I love it.

07:52:26.600 I love it.

07:52:26.640 Okay, we have hot...

07:52:42.300 Again, when the condom broke, she screamed the juices loose.

07:52:45.600 Oh, I love it.

07:52:46.760 This guy, I'm coming for you.

07:52:49.340 You rock.

07:52:50.900 All right.

07:52:51.420 He has another one here.

07:52:53.900 The juice is loose.

07:52:55.040 Oh, boy.

07:52:55.760 Hot cheese soup on fire here.

07:52:57.420 He's on the roll.

07:52:59.160 We have...

07:53:00.060 She's sucking them terries.

07:53:02.640 Yeah, you gotta say it like that.

07:53:06.260 Oh, boy.

07:53:07.600 Let's see.

07:53:10.880 Oh, gosh.

07:53:11.880 Okay.

07:53:12.160 Um...

07:53:14.160 I think this one's probably okay.

07:53:19.740 Oh, ooga booga white people suck.

07:53:22.740 I'm going to move into a white neighborhood as soon as I can afford it.

07:53:27.040 Okay.

07:53:27.820 We have golden questions here.

07:53:33.780 You want to read this?

07:53:36.000 Black person kills white person and says they did it because that person was white.

07:53:40.580 Not racist question.

07:53:42.960 I think that's for you again.

07:53:44.120 All right.

07:53:44.500 When did this happen?

07:53:45.860 I don't know.

07:53:47.620 It's a...

07:53:48.140 Let's say it's just a hypothetical.

07:53:49.500 Or just South Africa right now.

07:53:51.380 Yeah.

07:53:51.660 It said when they do it and they say it's because they're white, is it racism?

07:53:55.600 No.

07:53:56.060 It's still...

07:53:56.680 It's still bigotry and prejudice.

07:53:58.780 They judge them based on their skin, yes, but...

07:54:01.700 What's that video of that guy from South Africa with the red beret and he's like...

07:54:06.500 He's leading the people.

07:54:08.440 Kill the boar guy?

07:54:09.240 Kill the whites or whatever.

07:54:10.860 Who was it?

07:54:11.680 It's happening right now.

07:54:12.800 It's their president.

07:54:13.960 It's kill the boar.

07:54:16.280 South Africa.

07:54:17.220 Yeah, whatever.

07:54:17.920 We're not going to look it up, but...

07:54:19.900 Google it.

07:54:20.860 We have Sons of Liberty if you can read this one.

07:54:23.320 She is admitting to being friends with terrorists.

07:54:25.640 Like real deal.

07:54:26.460 The FBI, the military needs to know this.

07:54:29.180 May tag them on X with her video.

07:54:31.180 Does the company in school she works for know this?

07:54:33.440 Guys, in the chat.

07:54:35.820 We don't do that here on the whatever podcast.

07:54:37.900 We're not snitches.

07:54:38.900 Yeah.

07:54:39.480 I say some crazy shit.

07:54:41.400 If people on the show say some crazy shit, we don't do that where we're like trying to get anybody in trouble.

07:54:48.120 This is an open platform for people to come and, you know, speak.

07:54:55.140 And we don't want to be someplace where, you know, no snitches.

07:55:00.660 Right.

07:55:00.900 No snitches.

07:55:01.880 Because they end up in ditches.

07:55:03.080 This is just a thing.

07:55:06.260 I'm sorry.

07:55:06.720 But it's below the threshold.

07:55:07.220 Oh, you don't have to read it.

07:55:08.080 It's just below the threshold.

07:55:09.180 Okay.

07:55:09.800 Guys, it's $20 and up for a read or a TTS.

07:55:13.320 Well, it's not technically TTS.

07:55:16.240 $20 and up for reads.

07:55:18.720 Okay.

07:55:19.140 Let's get into the notes.

07:55:20.320 Libby, we haven't really gone to you too much.

07:55:23.040 So, Libby, we're going to go over your notes here.

07:55:26.100 We have.

07:55:28.380 I'm trying to remember what I even said there.

07:55:30.600 You said you've gone on probably 50 to 60 dates.

07:55:33.780 Yes.

07:55:34.200 But very few of them have led to second dates.

07:55:36.740 And so, is it that you didn't want to go on second dates?

07:55:40.260 They didn't want to mix above?

07:55:41.680 I would say mostly me, but definitely the ones that I like wouldn't like me.

07:55:46.140 I mean, it's the classic scenario of, like, I like everyone who doesn't like me and then vice versa.

07:55:51.800 The guys you like don't like you.

07:55:53.960 Right.

07:55:54.100 And the guys that like you, you don't like them.

07:55:56.060 I don't like them.

07:55:56.080 Yeah.

07:55:56.480 So, I would say probably, like, most of those 50 to 60 plus were me not being interested for some reason.

07:56:05.500 Maybe it's values, misalignment, or something like that.

07:56:08.780 But, yeah, there's definitely been the opposite scenario as well.

07:56:12.420 50 to 60 first dates, right, though?

07:56:14.880 Yeah.

07:56:15.120 You said you once went out with a guy who said he was Christian, but he also told you he loved doing shrooms within the first 10 minutes of the date.

07:56:21.900 Yeah.

07:56:22.340 So, this guy says he's a Christian.

07:56:25.060 And I think it was from Hinge.

07:56:26.380 And this was a really dumb move, but I went to his apartment, and I shouldn't have done that.

07:56:30.480 Did you do his laundry?

07:56:32.060 No, I didn't.

07:56:33.020 Oh, you should have.

07:56:34.000 It would have worked out.

07:56:35.080 Wife material then, right.

07:56:36.960 In the first 10 minutes of the date, he says his spiritual awakening came from shrooms, and basically he didn't believe in God creating the universe, too.

07:56:47.180 And I was like, okay, so it's one of those things that's, like, mutually exclusive.

07:56:50.460 If you're a Christian, and you then don't believe in God creating the universe, it's like, you're not really, you're not a Christian.

07:56:58.720 Makes sense.

07:56:59.380 So, then I had to, like, fake it the next hour and a half of just interest.

07:57:04.200 Tell me more about your love.

07:57:05.320 You said you've never had a boyfriend.

07:57:08.140 Yes.

07:57:08.760 And you say, which is surprising, given that you describe yourself as a solid Christian and a conservative.

07:57:16.180 Yeah.

07:57:16.260 So, why do you think that is?

07:57:20.360 Probably a mix of, like, high standards, and obviously, like, I'm not perfect either.

07:57:26.040 So, I have my issues.

07:57:28.400 What are your, what are your problems?

07:57:30.540 My flaws.

07:57:31.440 I mean, I could probably lose, like, 15 pounds or so.

07:57:34.780 Like, that would help.

07:57:35.940 Sure.

07:57:36.280 Okay.

07:57:38.320 What else?

07:57:38.800 Is there anything, like, more so personality, though?

07:57:42.280 Yeah.

07:57:42.560 I mean, I, in general, I have strong opinions, and I wasn't, like, super aggressive tonight.

07:57:47.360 But, in general, I think maybe that can be a misalignment of men thinking that I'm very, like, traditional, which I am in my values.

07:57:55.060 But then my personality can be more, like, oh, well, this is just the right, this is the truth.

07:58:00.700 And maybe two matter-of-fact, potentially.

07:58:03.980 Mm-hmm.

07:58:04.780 Okay.

07:58:05.100 So, they don't like being challenged?

07:58:09.380 That, or just, like, the type of guy that I'm looking for is looking for someone who's more...

07:58:14.400 Agreeable?

07:58:17.100 Yeah.

07:58:17.560 Okay.

07:58:17.760 Do you think that some of the guys that you've been on dates with that have turned you down, have turned you down because you're a virgin, and, like, you're saving yourself till marriage?

07:58:25.540 I don't think so, because the type of guy that I would be interested in would also be at least open to that conversation and probably wanting that, too.

07:58:34.000 So.

07:58:35.100 All right.

07:58:37.100 What would you say your bare minimums are in terms of what you're looking for in a guy?

07:58:41.500 What are the requirements for a guy?

07:58:43.100 So, obviously, they have to love the Lord as, like, a non-negotiable.

07:58:47.240 Um, so, like, you should be going to a church.

07:58:50.420 A lot of these guys, too, will say they're Christian, and then they're, like, not actively in churches.

07:58:55.980 Um, and then conservative values, generally.

07:58:59.300 You don't have to agree on everything, but I think a general alignment of, like, okay, if you're going to raise kids together, you need to know that you, in general, have base core lines, um, aligning.

07:59:10.960 And then, I mean, obviously, you want to be physically attractive to them as well, like personality.

07:59:15.760 And that, that can fluctuate a little bit, depending on the person.

07:59:20.180 Um, height's not a huge thing for me.

07:59:22.080 I'm 5'9", so I'm, like, kind of tall-ish for a girl, but I don't really care as long as I'm not taller than them.

07:59:28.200 Okay.

07:59:29.700 Uh, so, when it comes to physical, though, you said height doesn't really matter.

07:59:35.200 Yeah.

07:59:35.500 Are there any physical things that you're prioritizing?

07:59:38.000 I mean, I find dark hair more attractive, but I've liked different, um, types of guys.

07:59:45.000 So, I think it's also, like, a personality type, like, someone who just, funny guys, obviously, are great.

07:59:51.760 Funny guys, good.

07:59:52.980 Okay.

07:59:53.460 Can I ask something?

07:59:54.640 Sure.

07:59:55.280 Uh, and I'm just so curious, because, like, obviously, you're going to be dating, hopefully, to meet your husband.

07:59:59.520 And, like, you're not going to be, like, I don't know.

08:00:03.500 Are you going to, like, make sure he's, like, that you're okay with the situation in his pants before you lock it down?

08:00:12.160 Because you're not going to have...

08:00:13.780 I don't know.

08:00:14.280 Wait, like, can you, like, ask in a different way?

08:00:17.120 I think I know what you're trying to get at.

08:00:18.960 But, like, are you going to get that canvas?

08:00:21.000 Yeah, like, yeah, like, like, are you going to, like...

08:00:23.460 You're not test driving the car before you buy it.

08:00:25.560 Yeah.

08:00:25.720 I'm not.

08:00:26.580 Okay.

08:00:26.960 And you're okay with that.

08:00:27.340 She's waiting until marriage.

08:00:28.420 I know, but, like, you know, at least, like...

08:00:30.040 Like, do I have fear about, like, what if it's bad?

08:00:33.060 Or, yeah, or, like...

08:00:34.600 I guess, I mean, I wouldn't really know any different, right?

08:00:36.480 Can I ask you something?

08:00:37.020 Well, not...

08:00:38.220 Yeah.

08:00:38.980 Yeah, that's true.

08:00:39.480 And I think it's, like, so much more special, then, because you're only bound...

08:00:43.160 Well, I'm not saying, like, having sex with them.

08:00:45.320 Mm-hmm.

08:00:45.580 I'm saying, like, just, you know, maybe take cop in a feel.

08:00:50.420 Maybe he wears tight gray sweatpants one day in the fall.

08:00:53.600 To just, like, see size-wise?

08:00:55.220 Yeah.

08:00:55.940 I guess I don't really know if that would matter.

08:00:58.820 Like, does...

08:00:59.660 I don't know if it matters.

08:01:01.380 If it's too big, it could hurt.

08:01:02.900 Yeah.

08:01:03.420 Yeah.

08:01:03.920 But also, like, if I find my otherwise perfect guy, am I going to no longer be

08:01:09.260 interested because of that?

08:01:11.680 Yeah, that's a great...

08:01:12.380 Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm asking.

08:01:13.820 No, I would...

08:01:14.660 I mean, I think that type of guy is rare enough that, like, that...

08:01:17.980 The rest of that is minor to me.

08:01:21.520 Like, it's gonna work out once I get married.

08:01:25.100 And it might be rough at first, but...

08:01:27.620 We'll figure it out.

08:01:28.400 We'll figure it out.

08:01:28.860 All right.

08:01:29.380 Okay.

08:01:30.980 Yeah.

08:01:31.700 But so you're a bit frustrated, I guess, because you haven't had a boyfriend yet

08:01:35.900 and kind of struggling with dating?

08:01:38.820 Yeah, I think it's just, yeah, again, the ones that I like don't like me and vice versa.

08:01:43.540 This is something super minor, but I saw it quickly, like, because I look at people's

08:01:47.580 IG profiles before, you know, as I'm prepping my show notes.

08:01:51.380 And I noticed you have quite a few photos with, like, random men on your IG.

08:01:57.340 And maybe they're just friends or whatever.

08:01:59.700 But this would be, like, just, like, a little minor thing that would take minimal effort that...

08:02:04.340 Delete those?

08:02:05.060 Or you could just archive them.

08:02:07.480 Like, you could delete or archive them.

08:02:10.240 But I think that it's such a minor thing that you can do.

08:02:14.260 Like, it wouldn't hurt to do it.

08:02:16.020 And it could help in some small capacity.

08:02:19.140 So that's, like, a little tiny drop of advice that you could do.

08:02:21.620 No, I appreciate that.

08:02:22.420 There's just all these...

08:02:23.460 Archiving all these photos today.

08:02:25.160 There's these random dudes.

08:02:26.200 And maybe they're just, like, friends or, like, some dude you went to prom with or something.

08:02:30.480 I don't know if any of them are guys you've dated.

08:02:32.880 Does it give, like, ho?

08:02:33.780 Is that the vibe?

08:02:36.440 No.

08:02:36.920 Not, like, ho.

08:02:38.400 I feel like people...

08:02:39.460 For show.

08:02:40.300 But, like, guys, even if these are, like, your male friends or whatever, and you can tell them, hey, I've never done anything with these guys.

08:02:48.800 They're just friends.

08:02:49.580 I think there's a component of, like, a guy just wants to see your outward-facing social media presence.

08:02:56.920 And it, from a romantic perspective, there's not other dudes potentially in the picture.

08:03:02.340 And guys will just jump to conclusions.

08:03:05.220 I'm not saying that's actually the case, but the optics of it, I would say it's really not going to hurt you to take down that, like, three-year-old prom photo or whatever.

08:03:14.120 Low ask.

08:03:15.300 Yeah.

08:03:15.660 So, I mean, that's one little thing that you can change, I guess, that might have some marginal...

08:03:22.660 Right.

08:03:23.520 Pretty marginal change or whatever.

08:03:26.120 Yeah.

08:03:26.620 You said, let's see, men don't ask women out anymore.

08:03:31.140 Why do you think that is?

08:03:32.780 I think part of it's probably...

08:03:34.420 Can you say corn?

08:03:35.860 Just corn?

08:03:37.300 Okay.

08:03:37.680 I think probably part of that is they can get sexual gratification without talking to women anymore.

08:03:44.640 So, like, it does create this cycle of, oh, well, why would I risk getting rejected if I can just go home and have that satisfaction?

08:03:55.280 And obviously, I think there's the element, like, women are responsible, too.

08:03:58.840 And women have become more masculine, more aggressive in a lot of ways.

08:04:02.720 And so then it's, like, did the chicken or egg come first?

08:04:06.140 I don't really know.

08:04:06.840 But I think it's a cycle of men and women not really properly in their roles in a lot of ways.

08:04:12.780 Or, like, just generally in the norms of femininity and masculinity.

08:04:17.400 Do you think OnlyFans is damaging relationships?

08:04:21.240 I don't see how it couldn't.

08:04:23.780 And not only for, like, I think it's for everyone involved.

08:04:28.180 Society as a whole, individuals who are partaking it and those consuming it.

08:04:32.840 She's like, yeah, I'm damaging relationships.

08:04:40.000 Oh.

08:04:41.160 She's posting her butthole photos and it's just ruining.

08:04:43.860 Do you like buttholes?

08:04:44.740 Because you keep talking about it.

08:04:45.800 It's just the go-to, like.

08:04:48.040 Got it.

08:04:48.620 Sorry, I'm just asking.

08:04:49.160 No, I don't.

08:04:50.300 I just mean if men are paying to chat to OnlyFans models, what's the point of asking a real girl who might reject you?

08:04:57.340 It's not the same, though.

08:04:58.240 Like, you can't really expect that the girlfriend or wife is going to be your girlfriend.

08:05:02.380 You know what I mean?

08:05:03.660 Yeah, but I think there's still an element of, like, they're getting satisfaction sexually without having to make that risk, to take that risk.

08:05:12.420 It's a high risk, high reward scenario.

08:05:14.260 I feel like I agree with you.

08:05:14.760 And men have been now trained that they don't have to do that anymore.

08:05:17.620 I think that's why it's damaging relationships because of that.

08:05:19.760 But also because, like, there's a lot of men that have girlfriends that are on an OF or, like, wives and whatever.

08:05:25.080 Do you have a secret boyfriend that you're not telling us about?

08:05:28.560 No, but I have a few boyfriends on live.

08:05:31.400 You have a few boyfriends on pay pigs or whatever that just send you money.

08:05:36.720 You said that how Disney princess movies hurt women because it's given women unrealistic standards of love.

08:05:44.720 Any movies in particular?

08:05:46.640 I mean, I think the classics, they're great in a lot of ways, but they just do create this expectation of,

08:05:52.420 Oh, my prince in shining armor is going to come and pick me up on a white horse.

08:05:55.980 And it's, we're taught, even inadvertently, that if it's not perfect, he's not the right one.

08:06:02.280 And so don't make it work with him.

08:06:04.100 Instead, wait for your prince who everything's just going to, it's this feeling.

08:06:08.260 And love is not just a feeling.

08:06:10.820 Love is, yes, of course you want to feel affection for that person.

08:06:14.260 But there's also, like, a choice every day choosing to love that person.

08:06:18.100 And, like, laying down your interests for theirs.

08:06:21.300 Is Little Mermaid, is that, is she a princess?

08:06:23.720 Ariel?

08:06:24.120 Is she a princess?

08:06:25.240 Her dad's a king.

08:06:26.100 Is that one kind of, isn't Little Mermaid, I haven't seen that in, like...

08:06:30.640 She marries a prince.

08:06:31.660 She teaches her a whole form.

08:06:33.940 Is that one, like, a good one?

08:06:36.040 Or no?

08:06:36.800 Is that one also kind of one of the Disney movies that's all fucked up?

08:06:39.680 She gives up her voice in order to be with the man, right?

08:06:43.480 She gives up her voice.

08:06:44.580 And she, like, literally, creates her entire life.

08:06:46.500 Like, let's watch the fucking Little Mermaid right now.

08:06:50.320 The remake or the original?

08:06:52.260 Yeah.

08:06:55.020 Let us watch the Little Mermaid.

08:06:57.320 Okay.

08:06:58.820 Okay.

08:07:00.740 What were the movies, though, in particular?

08:07:03.200 Was it Snow White?

08:07:04.400 Yeah, Snow White, Cinderella.

08:07:05.740 I think a lot of those classic ones.

08:07:07.720 And I love them in a lot of ways.

08:07:09.460 I just think culturally it does have an impact on women, especially.

08:07:12.880 From the time that you're, like, three years old watching these.

08:07:16.000 Right.

08:07:16.320 Like, it's indoctrinating you to believe a certain way about love.

08:07:19.720 Sure.

08:07:20.240 So you think Cinderella is a bad example for girls?

08:07:24.060 I think the...

08:07:26.000 I don't think it's inherently wrong.

08:07:28.080 I just think it's, like, a truncated view of love.

08:07:30.180 Well, for me, it's like, if you don't remember my face,

08:07:32.040 only that my shoe goes in a very...

08:07:35.580 My foot goes in a very specific shoe.

08:07:37.180 You weren't looking at my face.

08:07:38.120 You weren't listening to me.

08:07:38.940 You don't care who I am.

08:07:39.820 I think that's a terrible example for women.

08:07:42.200 Yeah, that's fair.

08:07:42.740 Yeah.

08:07:43.420 I don't think that taught us to, you know, wait for Prince Charming

08:07:47.200 because he wasn't even looking at our face.

08:07:48.800 He was into feet.

08:07:51.280 Oh.

08:07:53.740 50, 60 dates, though.

08:07:56.220 No luck.

08:07:57.280 No luck.

08:08:01.060 Standards too high, possibly.

08:08:02.360 Yeah, that's very possible.

08:08:04.340 Yeah.

08:08:04.680 Is it possible?

08:08:05.040 Um, yes.

08:08:06.080 I mean, I've had, like, I will say, and I don't mean this as a flex,

08:08:09.020 but, like, within the last week, seven different guys asked me,

08:08:13.200 or six asked me out.

08:08:15.160 To some extent, not from Hinge or any dating apps,

08:08:18.460 but it's just a lack of, I guess, maybe I have to get older

08:08:22.880 to where I would, my standards maybe need to be adjusted,

08:08:27.260 but I think that'll come with age, I guess.

08:08:30.500 Hopefully.

08:08:31.580 Yeah.

08:08:31.900 All right, I'm going to blast through the rest of the notes here.

08:08:34.520 $20 TTS, guys, if you want to get a roast in,

08:08:37.480 we have Piano Dean.

08:08:40.440 Thank you, man.

08:08:40.900 Appreciate it.

08:08:41.900 If you can read this one, Jade.

08:08:44.060 Car in.

08:08:45.160 When a man uses a condom during sex,

08:08:47.680 there's not difference in the sensation

08:08:50.180 unless you count the total lack of any.

08:08:54.600 I don't get it.

08:08:55.500 I don't know.

08:08:55.980 There's not difference.

08:08:56.920 I think what he's trying to say is, like,

08:08:58.480 if there's a lack of sensation, yeah.

08:09:00.920 I can't feel it.

08:09:02.240 I was just asking because I don't have a dick,

08:09:04.480 so I was just curious to ask, you know.

08:09:07.680 Be closer.

08:09:08.800 Sorry.

08:09:10.440 All right, we have Cha here.

08:09:15.280 Lose the feminist Protestant church and become ortho.

08:09:19.180 You'll find better men that way.

08:09:20.960 If you're going to be Christian,

08:09:22.520 at least be the correct form of it.

08:09:24.440 What denomination are you?

08:09:26.040 I am Reformed Protestant, so Reformed Presbyterian.

08:09:28.560 Okay, got it.

08:09:30.940 You want to become an Orthodox Christian?

08:09:33.580 I went to my first Orthodox service, like, two weeks ago,

08:09:36.100 but I still have problems with the doctrine, so.

08:09:38.940 Oh, okay.

08:09:39.760 I love doctrines, so.

08:09:41.140 Okay.

08:09:42.040 We have Durandalls.

08:09:43.480 I want to rate the panel by chair.

08:09:45.040 Two, eight, four, seven, one, three, six, five.

08:09:55.880 Wait.

08:09:57.140 I think he's.

08:09:57.800 What?

08:09:58.100 Wait.

08:09:59.700 Hold on.

08:09:59.960 I think he might go the other way.

08:10:01.020 No, I'm pretty sure two, eight, four, seven, one, three, six, five.

08:10:12.520 I don't understand the question, or what he said.

08:10:18.660 He's rating us.

08:10:19.440 He says, convinced five isn't actually autistic,

08:10:21.960 but just a compulsive liar.

08:10:23.220 Otherwise, six would be best.

08:10:25.280 Wait.

08:10:25.720 I think you have the order wrong, Durandalls.

08:10:27.900 I don't know.

08:10:28.300 Guys, $30, or sorry, $20 TTS, if you want to get one in.

08:10:32.300 All right, moving on.

08:10:33.480 So, Karen, you said you had a stalker.

08:10:38.080 You turned a guy gay.

08:10:39.380 I didn't really turn.

08:10:40.140 Oh, my gosh.

08:10:40.700 He was gay.

08:10:41.980 He just, I was the last girl he was with.

08:10:43.840 Straight into the mic.

08:10:44.540 I'm sorry.

08:10:45.000 He was gay.

08:10:46.340 I was just the last one he was with.

08:10:48.220 Oh, my gosh.

08:10:49.180 Yeah, I got that going for me.

08:10:51.060 All right.

08:10:51.700 And you said you went through hell to land your now husband?

08:10:54.900 Only because, like I had said earlier,

08:10:56.700 he had a number of women in his life at that time.

08:11:01.820 But that was my fault.

08:11:04.380 I have to say he never was super committal.

08:11:10.260 You know, did he lead me on a little bit?

08:11:12.220 Sure he did.

08:11:13.040 But he wanted to keep me on the hook.

08:11:14.880 So he knew what he had to do.

08:11:16.500 You said that your college boyfriend was gay after he dated you.

08:11:22.120 Yeah.

08:11:22.520 He left you at a Denny's in West Hollywood to go party.

08:11:26.100 That should have been clue number one.

08:11:28.140 But no, you're right.

08:11:30.200 You're just uncool and don't get that all guys dance around in girls' underwear to Depeche mode, right?

08:11:35.800 Yeah.

08:11:37.060 Okay.

08:11:37.600 Good taste of music.

08:11:40.400 Anywho, you dumped his ass like a rock over the side of your boat.

08:11:44.320 I did.

08:11:44.760 And less than a year later, a friend of mine while you were out hiking or out hiking with his girlfriend runs into him laying out naked with a bunch of dudes at some watering hole in the mountains.

08:11:56.200 Yeesh.

08:11:56.780 Yeah, that was bad.

08:11:59.020 Damn.

08:11:59.640 That was bad.

08:12:01.060 Damn.

08:12:02.040 And wait, so you said this was in college, right?

08:12:05.100 When did you graduate college?

08:12:07.240 I didn't finish college.

08:12:08.540 That was when I was at community college.

08:12:10.580 What years were you at?

08:12:11.360 That would have been 86, 86, 87.

08:12:15.960 Damn, people were, and people back in the 80s were dealing with all this bullshit.

08:12:21.560 Oh, that's why I would never, nowadays, if my husband left me, I'm just getting the kids to be me and my cat.

08:12:27.080 You're just a nun.

08:12:27.240 You're just a nun.

08:12:27.920 It's over.

08:12:28.540 Yep.

08:12:29.220 Absolutely.

08:12:30.240 Yes, absolutely.

08:12:31.040 But do you think, like, well, you don't have any kids, right?

08:12:33.660 No.

08:12:34.540 Okay.

08:12:34.920 Do you have any, like, maybe friends who have kids?

08:12:37.220 Oh, yeah.

08:12:37.700 And I don't know if you, like, you know, family friends or whatever.

08:12:40.300 Or, but do you think dating has gotten worse?

08:12:47.380 I.

08:12:48.200 Or was there a bunch of bullshit people were dealing with?

08:12:50.640 Well, there was bullshit then.

08:12:52.360 In the 80s, 90s.

08:12:53.380 But having the internet has just made it 10 times worse.

08:12:58.560 Because if a guy wants to get laid, he just goes to Tinder.

08:13:02.580 There's no incentive to meet women anymore.

08:13:05.400 Like, I don't understand where 20-somethings, where y'all meet guys.

08:13:09.520 Like, we'd go to the club.

08:13:11.160 You know, you get your girlfriends, you get dressed, you're going out, you're going to the club.

08:13:15.800 And now it's like, I go, I see these bars and there's nobody in them on a Friday night.

08:13:21.380 That's like, where do these people meet?

08:13:23.820 I have no idea.

08:13:25.320 Got it.

08:13:25.700 But you said, dating topics you want to speak on.

08:13:29.160 You are not a princess and you are not a Kardashian.

08:13:32.260 Men are very simple and in no way complex.

08:13:35.440 As my mother always told me, no matter how amazing a woman is, if a man's not ready, he's not ready.

08:13:41.940 So you're saying that you think like a lot of women view themselves as princesses.

08:13:46.160 And, you know, they think they're maybe more than what they actually are.

08:13:50.720 I think the Kardashians have destroyed what women look at themselves and look toward men to be.

08:13:58.760 You know, it's like, I think there's a lot of girls out there that just want a sugar daddy.

08:14:02.340 And I just want to put my face out there and I want the likes and I want the money and they just want to be taken care of.

08:14:10.440 And they just don't really want the substance of a career or being a wife or being a mom or anything.

08:14:16.620 They just want to be taken care of.

08:14:18.800 And I just, I see that in a lot of girls.

08:14:22.500 You also wrote here, your final note, modern dating makes you glad that you're old.

08:14:28.280 Seriously.

08:14:28.720 Seriously, you said you, you have no idea how these kids can possibly make meaningful connections when society makes it so easy to throw people away.

08:14:37.740 If you were single again, like you said, you would just get cats.

08:14:41.840 Your hot take is that if a woman wants to make herself feel empowered, she needs to make her man a really good sandwich.

08:14:50.100 Yes.

08:14:54.460 Absolutely.

08:14:54.860 There is nothing like making your man a good sandwich.

08:15:00.160 And I don't mean just any sandwich.

08:15:02.720 I mean, you get a plate.

08:15:05.340 You get a real plate.

08:15:06.560 You don't put it on a paper towel.

08:15:08.440 You put it on a plate that has to be washed.

08:15:11.300 You cut it halfway down straight or?

08:15:13.360 Diagonal.

08:15:14.660 It's cut on the diagonal.

08:15:16.260 And when I make my husband a sandwich, I toast the bread, I pile, I put the pepper and the salt and poultry seasoning.

08:15:26.120 Spice it up.

08:15:26.460 Oh, I'll get the potato chips and I pour it on the side.

08:15:30.260 And then I get a little ramekin and I put some dip in it for him and I give it to him and I go, here's your sandwich.

08:15:36.840 And he just, he bites into it and he goes, that's bomb.

08:15:41.760 And I feel like I rule the world.

08:15:45.960 I know my man loves me and I love my man and nothing makes you feel more feminine than making your man a fucking good sandwich.

08:15:54.320 There you go.

08:15:59.580 That's what you do.

08:16:01.300 Moving to Jade here.

08:16:04.060 Jade, you said that, well, we kind of talked about this.

08:16:07.440 You went, you were here over a year ago.

08:16:09.700 Now you're leaning way more traditional, more conservative.

08:16:12.980 And you like to make fun of OnlyFans girls online.

08:16:16.620 Money Blue mainly.

08:16:17.720 But you said you had a dating horror story, the perfect man on paper.

08:16:20.760 Was this a guy you were dating when you were last on the show?

08:16:24.320 Um, yeah, because, you know, on paper it's like, okay, tall, fit, um, makes good money, has a family that, um, is well-rounded.

08:16:35.160 Um, so really on the outside you look in and you go, oh, what a catch.

08:16:39.140 Um, but obviously everyone has their secrets and his dark side was, his dark side was, um, yeah, going to those little swinger events.

08:16:50.080 Well, you said he was seeing three women per day rotating weekly.

08:16:53.880 That's 21 women per week.

08:16:56.620 Yeah.

08:16:57.520 Was this, and this is the guy you were dating last time you were on the show?

08:17:00.860 Oh, no, no.

08:17:01.680 This was, um, actually one of the first people I'd ever dated.

08:17:04.580 Um, and he was very wealthy.

08:17:06.940 He came from like generational money and has like a lot of lawyers protecting him.

08:17:11.480 Um, and yeah, he had a roster.

08:17:15.820 Three women per day.

08:17:17.140 Yeah.

08:17:17.460 So you were on the roster.

08:17:18.920 I, yeah, I, yeah.

08:17:20.760 And then when I found out, I was like, okay, well, I guess I won't see you anymore.

08:17:26.300 Damn.

08:17:26.700 Cause I don't have a roster.

08:17:29.880 There are 21 women per week.

08:17:32.060 I don't know if they were all different or like, I don't know the numbers, but yeah.

08:17:38.620 Good times.

08:17:39.600 That's awesome.

08:17:40.020 I really know how to choose them.

08:17:41.680 Yeah.

08:17:42.120 Yeah.

08:17:42.580 Good times.

08:17:43.220 Good times.

08:17:44.000 Uh, let's see here.

08:17:45.280 We have Leah.

08:17:46.520 Leah.

08:17:47.300 Finally.

08:17:48.060 She's been waiting to talk so much.

08:17:51.440 She's from Cuba.

08:17:53.340 One of the better Spanish speaking countries, you know, Cuba, I guess.

08:17:59.820 Just kidding.

08:18:00.600 Is that bad?

08:18:01.560 What's the worst one?

08:18:03.700 Uh, I don't know.

08:18:04.960 Probably Spain.

08:18:05.660 They have the list.

08:18:07.100 Oh, they're the colonizers.

08:18:09.200 I don't know.

08:18:10.520 Uh, okay.

08:18:11.000 You said your gay best friend turned by and confessed to you after you showed him your,

08:18:17.560 your what?

08:18:19.500 I put the emoji cause I didn't want to say the word.

08:18:21.720 You put the what?

08:18:22.720 The emoji.

08:18:23.700 Which emoji?

08:18:24.880 My pussy.

08:18:26.860 Oh, so you're saying you had a gay best friend and then you showed him that and then he turned

08:18:34.120 by.

08:18:34.620 No, no, no, no, no.

08:18:35.200 He was like by and we were like brother and sister.

08:18:38.620 Okay.

08:18:38.980 And then he, I don't know.

08:18:40.620 It just happened like, Oh, do you want to see?

08:18:42.420 Okay.

08:18:42.800 There you go.

08:18:43.340 And then I was really like shy, but there you go.

08:18:45.880 Yeah.

08:18:46.200 I wasn't prepared.

08:18:47.360 How did you, did you, were you standing when you did it?

08:18:50.280 I wasn't like, so just like take a peek, buddy.

08:18:54.360 What do you think?

08:18:55.420 But I felt very like, this is not something sexual.

08:18:57.760 Like he's not like getting off this or anything, but then it turns out he could have been cause

08:19:02.480 he liked me.

08:19:03.380 But I didn't know.

08:19:04.700 Oh, he was like your brother.

08:19:06.140 Did you guys hook up or?

08:19:07.280 No, but we tried, like we date for a little bit.

08:19:09.980 You dated a gay guy?

08:19:11.920 Yeah.

08:19:13.000 Oh, okay.

08:19:13.720 I went to an art school.

08:19:14.780 So like.

08:19:15.560 Wait, you said that you hooked up with your aunt's cousin at her wedding?

08:19:19.340 Yeah.

08:19:19.640 Wait, aunt's?

08:19:20.820 Isn't that?

08:19:21.640 Is that aunt's cousin?

08:19:23.000 Is that your second cousin?

08:19:23.960 That's.

08:19:24.860 No, he's not related to me, guys.

08:19:27.040 What the fuck?

08:19:28.620 They asked.

08:19:28.940 Why did you do that?

08:19:29.940 He's just my first cousin.

08:19:30.360 I just made up with him.

08:19:31.400 I just made up with him.

08:19:32.320 Is she your biological aunt or like aunt-in-law or something?

08:19:36.260 Half aunt.

08:19:37.280 She married my, like my stepdad's brother, though.

08:19:40.580 So that's kind of like.

08:19:41.260 But her biological cousin you hooked up with?

08:19:45.260 Yeah, we just made out.

08:19:46.460 I was young.

08:19:47.460 I was like 16.

08:19:48.420 He was like 10 years older than me.

08:19:50.160 But like also, it was Cuba.

08:19:53.000 So this is all okay in Cuba.

08:19:55.080 We just like made out.

08:19:56.500 That's it.

08:19:58.620 He's not related to me.

08:20:00.000 What's the problem?

08:20:01.140 They're first cousins, so it's fine.

08:20:02.640 We're not first cousins.

08:20:03.640 We're not related.

08:20:04.240 Wait, you said you want saving yourself for marriage.

08:20:10.420 That was one of the things you wanted to speak on.

08:20:12.220 But you're not saving yourself for marriage.

08:20:14.020 I'm not, but I feel like it's something that people should do.

08:20:17.140 Because there's like a pressure of like losing your virginity.

08:20:20.020 Like when I was in high school, like there was that.

08:20:24.340 We're like.

08:20:25.560 Come on.

08:20:26.300 Did you give in to the pressure?

08:20:27.680 I didn't.

08:20:28.100 Who here at the table believes that she's a virgin?

08:20:33.380 Oh, thank you guys.

08:20:34.640 Thank you.

08:20:36.060 23.

08:20:37.560 She's 23, right?

08:20:38.680 She lied about her age.

08:20:39.500 No, no.

08:20:40.040 Didn't.

08:20:43.480 If you guys care, I'm actually 22.

08:20:45.980 But like.

08:20:49.880 Okay.

08:20:50.280 And then you said 50-50 in relationships.

08:20:54.260 You're like against 50-50, I guess.

08:20:56.460 Yeah.

08:20:58.260 Why?

08:20:59.600 Okay.

08:21:00.040 You won't.

08:21:00.760 You do OF.

08:21:02.700 Won't take the guy's last name.

08:21:06.640 I think you got to do 50-50.

08:21:08.900 Like that seems fair.

08:21:10.180 Also the cousin thing.

08:21:11.520 Also the cousin thing.

08:21:12.020 He wasn't my cousin.

08:21:13.080 They asked for stories.

08:21:14.040 I don't have a lot of stories.

08:21:15.400 I had like four stories.

08:21:16.480 Tell your mic down.

08:21:17.740 Okay.

08:21:17.980 Why is that cousin about that vibe?

08:21:22.640 It's horrible.

08:21:23.960 I don't think.

08:21:25.400 Here's.

08:21:25.820 Look.

08:21:26.220 When it comes to this.

08:21:27.500 These OF girls wanting men to pay for first dates.

08:21:31.680 Chivalry.

08:21:32.580 By the way.

08:21:33.260 Chivalry is dead.

08:21:33.980 Women killed it.

08:21:35.200 But chivalry.

08:21:37.260 If you want chivalry.

08:21:38.660 You have to be a lady.

08:21:40.560 And.

08:21:42.000 If you were an OnlyFans girl.

08:21:43.640 You're not a lady.

08:21:45.620 I just feel like you're putting.

08:21:47.120 Again.

08:21:47.980 Putting it in the box.

08:21:49.420 Putting people in the box.

08:21:50.820 Yep.

08:21:51.100 You're right.

08:21:51.720 I mean it's a stereotype.

08:21:52.460 That's exactly what I'm doing.

08:21:53.220 You're right.

08:21:53.820 But you're.

08:21:54.240 You're literally.

08:21:55.180 You guys want the lady treatment.

08:21:57.260 You want the gentlemanly treatment.

08:21:58.860 But you're not holding up your end of the deal.

08:22:01.280 You guys are not ladies.

08:22:02.880 I feel like I am.

08:22:03.800 Because that's why I'm not even trying to date.

08:22:05.340 Because how am I supposed to date somebody and do this work?

08:22:07.720 You know what I mean?

08:22:08.160 Like I feel like.

08:22:08.660 You're your cousin.

08:22:09.680 I didn't date.

08:22:10.700 He wasn't my cousin.

08:22:11.820 He wasn't my cousin.

08:22:13.240 Actually.

08:22:14.080 Factually.

08:22:14.260 So a traditional man who is chivalrous.

08:22:16.480 Is going to be chivalrous to a lady who is also traditional.

08:22:21.080 That's what he's going to want as a traditional man.

08:22:23.440 And what Brian's saying is being on OnlyFans.

08:22:26.860 And not wanting to take his name doesn't make you traditional.

08:22:31.800 That's what he's saying.

08:22:32.660 There were things I would do sometimes in life.

08:22:36.380 And my mother would be like.

08:22:37.540 Would Princess Diana do that?

08:22:39.240 No she would not.

08:22:40.300 Oh I had that all the time.

08:22:41.660 Yeah.

08:22:42.940 Now I throw it at my co-workers.

08:22:44.720 I'm like Kate Middleton would never look like that.

08:22:46.800 To be fair.

08:22:47.520 That's true.

08:22:47.580 It's just.

08:22:48.100 Look.

08:22:48.300 Just say that you're modern women.

08:22:50.380 And just be like.

08:22:51.040 You know what?

08:22:51.940 But well here's the thing.

08:22:52.940 Right.

08:22:53.520 Is that even though you guys are modern women.

08:22:55.840 You're not traditional.

08:22:57.500 You can still get guys to simp for you.

08:22:59.900 Like guys will still pay for your dates.

08:23:02.440 I'm not denying that there's guys.

08:23:04.300 Like you'll find dudes who find you attractive.

08:23:08.160 Who will pay for your date.

08:23:09.520 But I'm looking at it from a bird's eye view.

08:23:12.680 Of looking at the entire scenario.

08:23:14.620 Looking at the chess board.

08:23:16.080 And I'm just saying.

08:23:17.780 That's unfair.

08:23:19.300 Like that seems like a bad deal.

08:23:21.920 Right.

08:23:22.560 I think like also like being a lady.

08:23:24.740 Isn't that like.

08:23:26.660 It's how you act in person.

08:23:28.980 And I think if someone's judging you.

08:23:30.980 Like from the basis of just like looking at.

08:23:35.620 Oh she has an OF.

08:23:36.500 She's not a lady.

08:23:37.420 Or she's this or that.

08:23:38.700 I mean every guy I've dated is super chivalrous.

08:23:42.380 And respectful.

08:23:44.940 But I mean.

08:23:46.220 I think it also comes from a area of respect.

08:23:52.160 And if you get to know the person.

08:23:53.580 And they don't respect themselves.

08:23:54.800 Like the guy's probably not going to.

08:23:56.660 Respect them either.

08:23:58.440 Well.

08:23:58.760 But okay.

08:23:59.220 So.

08:23:59.980 What about this though?

08:24:01.600 So.

08:24:02.680 A guy who's a massive player.

08:24:04.900 Could treat you really nicely.

08:24:07.180 He could treat you really nicely.

08:24:09.020 But he's going to be sleeping with a bunch of other women.

08:24:11.980 So even though he's like in person.

08:24:14.180 He's treating you well.

08:24:15.940 There's this other.

08:24:18.080 Other behavior that's happening.

08:24:19.820 Which is not.

08:24:24.280 If you're a traditional woman for example.

08:24:26.600 You.

08:24:26.880 Like most traditional women are.

08:24:29.640 Not really going to allow for.

08:24:32.300 Well I guess.

08:24:33.040 I don't know.

08:24:33.360 There's like.

08:24:34.760 Different religions.

08:24:35.820 Where they're like polygamy or whatever.

08:24:37.260 But.

08:24:38.280 Yeah.

08:24:38.760 Traditional women are typically not going to tolerate infidelity.

08:24:41.500 Right.

08:24:41.800 At least in the monogamous culture.

08:24:45.080 Even if he treats you really well.

08:24:47.240 So in this case.

08:24:48.580 You guys could treat the guy really well.

08:24:51.180 And be.

08:24:51.580 Although she.

08:24:53.580 I mean.

08:24:54.120 Do you guys.

08:24:54.980 I don't know.

08:24:56.360 Don't want to take the guy's last name.

08:24:57.900 Don't.

08:24:58.200 You don't want to take the guy's last name.

08:25:00.180 You say you're traditional.

08:25:01.740 You're not.

08:25:02.140 Okay.

08:25:02.360 That's the.

08:25:03.400 And what.

08:25:03.840 Are you guys submissive?

08:25:05.060 Probably not.

08:25:05.740 You probably want to call the shots in your relationships.

08:25:08.540 So.

08:25:10.100 It's like.

08:25:10.680 Okay.

08:25:11.020 How are you traditional?

08:25:12.740 You're not.

08:25:13.760 Just say you're modern women.

08:25:15.540 Like just be modern.

08:25:16.960 Be modern women.

08:25:18.360 Just say.

08:25:18.820 I'm a modern strumpet.

08:25:20.620 A strumpet.

08:25:21.540 And you know what.

08:25:22.460 I'm okay if the guy.

08:25:24.700 It.

08:25:25.240 Wants to be in the cuck chair.

08:25:26.480 Just say that.

08:25:27.120 I'm okay if the guy wants to be a cuck.

08:25:28.960 I'm okay if the guy wants to go 50-50.

08:25:31.800 And you know.

08:25:32.400 Just accept it.

08:25:33.360 No.

08:25:33.800 Not that one.

08:25:34.420 Not the last one.

08:25:35.240 But the second one is okay.

08:25:36.580 The cuck chair?

08:25:37.340 You're fine with the cuck chair?

08:25:38.340 I'm sure there's some who enjoy it.

08:25:39.980 So yes.

08:25:40.500 I'm fine with it.

08:25:42.140 I'm just saying.

08:25:43.060 I have to go because I have a five-hour drive home.

08:25:45.200 And it's going to be like 10 hours if I don't leave now.

08:25:47.140 I just calculated it.

08:25:48.940 Let me just.

08:25:49.880 Before you leave here.

08:25:50.900 Let me just.

08:25:51.560 I can.

08:25:53.120 Hold on.

08:25:53.660 Where is it?

08:26:00.360 There's a lot of notes here.

08:26:03.860 Actually.

08:26:04.180 I think we got most of your notes.

08:26:06.300 Okay.

08:26:06.740 We're going to try to get this wrapped up soon though if you want to wait a little bit.

08:26:09.720 But up to you.

08:26:10.860 The longer I wait.

08:26:12.260 I have to go to San Diego.

08:26:13.840 So the traffic is.

08:26:16.180 It's the longer I wait.

08:26:17.660 The morning.

08:26:18.180 Monday morning traffic.

08:26:19.940 People are starting to leave already at three.

08:26:21.760 They start leaving at three.

08:26:23.280 So.

08:26:23.600 What time is it now?

08:26:24.440 It's two.

08:26:25.460 Okay.

08:26:25.860 So I need to get out of the neighborhood before I need to get out of L.A. before 3.30.

08:26:32.880 So.

08:26:33.500 Yeah.

08:26:34.120 Well, we'll read some super chats.

08:26:35.220 Thanks for coming.

08:26:35.760 We'd love to have you again.

08:26:36.640 Thank you so much.

08:26:37.320 Thanks for joining.

08:26:37.740 Thank you, everybody.

08:26:38.780 Thank you.

08:26:39.240 Thank you so much for having me.

08:26:41.000 We have Maga Rambe.

08:26:43.800 Super fun.

08:26:44.540 Drive carry.

08:26:44.960 Thank you.

08:26:45.740 Maga Rambe.

08:26:47.080 Bye.

08:26:47.280 Bye.

08:26:47.360 Bye.

08:26:47.600 You too, baby.

08:26:48.880 Super charger because it in height.

08:26:50.980 In dry.

08:26:51.680 It's Brian.

08:26:52.700 Also, Felicity's in the seven.

08:26:54.680 She's a 10.

08:26:55.380 She's our favorite test chair warmer.

08:26:58.880 Your chair warmer.

08:26:59.920 Thank you.

08:27:00.480 Thank you, Maga.

08:27:01.160 Appreciate it.

08:27:01.820 Guys, $20 TTS if you want to get one in.

08:27:04.240 All right.

08:27:04.740 We're going to.

08:27:05.480 We're pretty much almost done with everything.

08:27:07.480 So.

08:27:07.680 Who wants to say something?

08:27:09.240 He wasn't my cousin, guys.

08:27:10.760 Please.

08:27:10.920 Oh, not the cousin.

08:27:13.000 All right.

08:27:13.680 We've got Durin Dolls here.

08:27:14.800 Can you read these?

08:27:16.380 The rating was by chair.

08:27:18.100 Two is the British girl.

08:27:19.940 She got the top rating.

08:27:21.460 You can accept probably the rest.

08:27:23.080 Okay.

08:27:25.020 All right.

08:27:25.640 We have Smokey the Bear.

08:27:27.560 If you can read this one.

08:27:30.160 Damn, now I want a sandwich.

08:27:31.680 I kind of do, too.

08:27:34.440 I'll make you a good one, Smokey.

08:27:35.960 All right.

08:27:37.200 Cha.

08:27:37.540 Thank you, man.

08:27:38.320 Or Smokey.

08:27:39.100 Thank you.

08:27:39.520 And then we have Cha here coming up.

08:27:43.300 Chivalry is for women of virtue.

08:27:45.260 The British girl may be very pretty and based, but the one, but all, I'm sorry, but all but

08:27:50.960 one of you at the table is not a woman of virtue.

08:27:53.620 So chivalry ain't meant for you.

08:27:55.760 I don't know what that means.

08:27:56.780 Sorry.

08:27:57.400 What was he saying?

08:27:57.980 I think he was saying the only one deserving of chivalry is Libby over here.

08:28:03.320 Is that Libby?

08:28:04.500 It's not short for anything?

08:28:05.740 Oh, it's short for Elizabeth.

08:28:07.180 Oh, Elizabeth.

08:28:08.000 Okay.

08:28:08.320 Got it.

08:28:09.240 We have Beat in Cheeks, if you can read this one for us.

08:28:13.140 Chivalry means simpery.

08:28:14.340 No such thing as a lady that does OF.

08:28:17.180 A lady means being synonymous with online presence, not foddery.

08:28:22.860 Being demure.

08:28:24.060 Females online are not that.

08:28:25.900 Damn.

08:28:29.140 Fire from Beat in Cheeks.

08:28:30.460 All right.

08:28:30.640 $20 TTS.

08:28:31.500 Let me check the notes.

08:28:32.300 I'm pretty sure we, let's see.

08:28:34.280 We've got Kari.

08:28:36.280 She's gone.

08:28:39.020 Okay.

08:28:40.280 Did we, we talked about the 400 day?

08:28:42.040 Yeah.

08:28:42.220 We talked about the salary thing with her, right?

08:28:44.320 She wants a guy who makes a lot of money.

08:28:46.180 Okay.

08:28:48.460 Karen.

08:28:51.340 Karin.

08:28:52.480 Karin.

08:28:53.640 Is that your real name?

08:28:54.320 Come on.

08:28:54.520 Is that your real name?

08:28:55.440 Sorry.

08:28:55.740 It's the third time you asked me.

08:28:56.720 I have autism.

08:28:57.300 It's my bad.

08:28:58.200 People are different.

08:29:01.360 Dating pool these days is rough.

08:29:03.340 Men are not the same as they were 10 to 15 years ago.

08:29:06.840 The bar is set so low.

08:29:08.360 That's what you wrote.

08:29:09.260 Why do you say that?

08:29:10.420 I think like, I don't know.

08:29:11.800 I think it honestly goes back to like chivalry is dead because I think like a lot of guys just in the instant gratification that they can get from women, they can just like, I don't know, go hook up with a girl if they want to have sex and just like hit her up and then be done with it.

08:29:30.020 Like Netflix and chill, but it's like, there's no like actual like dating.

08:29:34.880 So it's like to get to know someone substantially and actually have like a long-term relationship.

08:29:40.480 I think it's a little bit difficult and I think where like when I was in college in 2010, like 10, 11, that I just feel like it was a little bit different with like dates versus it is today.

08:29:52.620 It's just changed a lot.

08:29:54.760 So, and I think the bar is set low because women allow themselves to date men that don't treat them well.

08:30:03.800 Like, I don't know.

08:30:04.780 Okay.

08:30:05.120 You said that some of these OF girls are all hat, no cattle, but you're, you're using your career to establish yourself, invest, buy property, take care of your family and give back to your community.

08:30:17.520 Yeah.

08:30:17.740 How are you giving back to your community with your OF stuff?

08:30:23.580 I actually started a nonprofit and yes, and we give back to, I helped over a hundred families last year and we donated over $10,000, half of which was my own.

08:30:36.280 And we were there like probably seven days a week for like every single day for like a hundred days.

08:30:44.560 Like we had, we're out there helping everyone.

08:30:46.920 So I, I personally, you know, like to help my community in that way and anything I can do, I volunteer sometimes too.

08:30:56.240 So I just, I don't know.

08:30:58.900 I have, I think that, you know, yes, I'm in this industry, but at the same time, I like to help support my family, give back.

08:31:07.180 And at the end of the day, if I know who I am on the inside and if my family can love me and like, I don't really care if like some people stereotype me because I know who I am.

08:31:20.340 You said that you're close with your family and best friends with your dad, born and raised Catholic, you're baptized first communion altar girl confirmed and went to church six hours.

08:31:30.500 Every Sunday you went to Catholic school through middle school, you broke the rules without getting detention.

08:31:36.240 You got bullied a lot in middle school.

08:31:38.240 You're super driven because of playing sports, lettering in three sports, playing division, DI lacrosse, thyroid cancer in college, gender roles, tradition.

08:31:49.540 Oh, okay.

08:31:52.300 You kind of touched on that.

08:31:53.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:31:57.280 That's a really good girl until like I started.

08:32:00.040 Does your dad, do your parents know that you do OF?

08:32:02.560 Yeah, my dad's my business manager.

08:32:05.880 Really?

08:32:06.300 Hold on.

08:32:06.720 Yeah.

08:32:08.800 Huh?

08:32:10.720 Excuse me?

08:32:12.280 Yeah.

08:32:13.080 What?

08:32:14.120 Your dad is your business manager?

08:32:16.840 Yeah, like if I have any contracts or anything, like he...

08:32:20.120 Is he Catholic?

08:32:21.820 I mean, he was confirmed Catholic.

08:32:24.220 He goes to church like every Sunday, but he's in like a non-denominational...

08:32:29.620 Wait, a non-denominational Catholic church?

08:32:31.540 No, no, no.

08:32:31.880 He was confirmed Catholic before and like...

08:32:35.640 But now he goes to a non-denominational Christian, I guess is what you...

08:32:39.540 But he goes to church every Sunday?

08:32:41.580 Yeah, him and his like girlfriend.

08:32:43.680 Do you go to church?

08:32:44.800 I've been to church with them.

08:32:45.600 Your parents are separated?

08:32:46.260 Yeah.

08:32:47.300 Okay.

08:32:48.280 Oh, wait.

08:32:49.780 Well...

08:32:50.380 Did...

08:32:51.260 What?

08:32:56.340 Sorry, whose mom...

08:32:57.500 Somebody's mom passed away?

08:32:59.660 Did some...

08:33:00.800 Mine?

08:33:02.320 Was that your...

08:33:02.720 Was that...

08:33:03.320 Yes.

08:33:03.640 Oh, okay.

08:33:04.040 Sorry.

08:33:04.640 Yeah.

08:33:04.880 I thought...

08:33:05.080 No person.

08:33:05.540 No.

08:33:06.160 Yeah, my bad.

08:33:08.560 But yeah, I think I grew up like, you know, going to Catholic school and just...

08:33:16.020 Kind of having religion, for lack of better terms, like kind of forced down my throat, like

08:33:21.640 just kind of like...

08:33:23.040 Wait, are you still religious?

08:33:24.540 I believe in God.

08:33:26.620 Are you Christian?

08:33:27.900 I would say I have Christian beliefs.

08:33:30.480 I go...

08:33:30.840 Like, I enjoy watching like non-denominational like churches as well.

08:33:34.980 But you said your dad, is he...

08:33:36.860 He's a non-denominational Christian?

08:33:38.520 Mm-hmm.

08:33:39.120 And he goes to church?

08:33:40.540 Yeah.

08:33:42.520 And he's okay with you being a sex worker?

08:33:45.040 I mean, that's a really blunt way to put it.

08:33:46.980 And I think there's a spectrum of girls on OnlyFans.

08:33:49.580 And I've said it like a lot, but like they know who I am.

08:33:53.740 They know me.

08:33:54.320 And it's like, I think if you're going to say like I'm a sex worker, so everyone that

08:33:58.440 was in Playboy is a sex...

08:34:00.000 Like was a sex worker?

08:34:01.480 Like how can you like...

08:34:02.760 Yeah, I agree with you.

08:34:03.600 There's differences between a woman who's like a prostitute on the street versus a woman

08:34:09.160 who posts like tasteful lingerie photos on the internet.

08:34:13.060 Um, but I mean, do you post nude content?

08:34:17.480 No.

08:34:18.080 You don't put...

08:34:18.900 Come on.

08:34:19.480 You don't post nude content?

08:34:21.160 No.

08:34:22.320 Do you post content that's sexualized?

08:34:24.640 I'm...

08:34:25.000 Yeah.

08:34:26.340 Okay.

08:34:26.700 I mean, you can put a girl in a bikini.

08:34:28.520 I mean, someone could sexualize me in this dress.

08:34:30.660 Like, you know what I mean?

08:34:31.600 Right.

08:34:31.820 But is your content sexually provocative?

08:34:36.240 Yeah, of course.

08:34:37.360 Yeah.

08:34:37.660 Like you're twerking, you're like doing poses that are of a sexual nature.

08:34:41.400 I mean, that's of reach.

08:34:44.100 But yeah, I mean, at the end of the day, it's like, I just think it's just a small part of

08:34:50.460 my life.

08:34:51.020 Like I'm not a really sexual person, I would say.

08:34:55.160 And you're being honest?

08:34:56.380 Like you don't post nude content?

08:34:58.220 What do you mean by like post?

08:35:00.720 Do you mean like share or post?

08:35:02.680 Like I'm not like...

08:35:03.640 Is there...

08:35:04.560 Have you taken a photo of yourself that has been distributed in any capacity through OnlyFans

08:35:10.300 or some other adult website where your breasts are exposed?

08:35:14.880 Exposed.

08:35:15.440 Not just like no top.

08:35:17.780 Okay.

08:35:18.320 What about below the waist?

08:35:20.380 Is there anything where your hoo-ha is out?

08:35:23.940 Like, no.

08:35:25.880 I mean, are you going to like...

08:35:29.160 I mean...

08:35:29.720 Are you telling the truth?

08:35:31.700 Yeah, I am.

08:35:32.200 I'm trying to say like...

08:35:33.320 I mean, I've done...

08:35:34.200 I've taken pictures like without like my panties on, but it's not like that angle, you know?

08:35:41.140 So I don't really know if you can like...

08:35:43.200 You know?

08:35:45.240 Because a lot of girls come on the show, they claim that, you know, they do this tasteful

08:35:50.940 stuff, comes out, you know, after the show, they're doing like hardcore content or whatever.

08:35:57.080 I don't have any...

08:35:58.340 I mean, all my stuff is solo and I don't do any like hardcore stuff, so...

08:36:02.500 Like, what is hardcore, though?

08:36:04.440 Like...

08:36:04.720 Well, I mean...

08:36:05.480 I mean, he thinks OnlyFans is hardcore, so...

08:36:08.240 Like, if somebody were to Google your name and be like, try to find the leaks or whatever,

08:36:14.520 would it come up with...

08:36:16.020 I'm not saying they should, but would it come up with full nudity?

08:36:20.460 I'm just laughing because there's actually a real corn star and her name's Karina Hart.

08:36:26.540 And so, half the time, it's all of her.

08:36:32.800 It's all...

08:36:34.320 Okay.

08:36:35.500 But I just...

08:36:36.680 I guess, look, what I'm trying to get at here, you say you believe in God from like

08:36:43.020 a Christian lens, kind of.

08:36:44.380 Yeah.

08:36:44.800 Your dad's a Christian.

08:36:45.920 He's your manager.

08:36:47.260 So I assume...

08:36:48.540 Or is that manager?

08:36:50.640 Yeah.

08:36:50.880 Is that the term, his title or whatever?

08:36:52.540 So he's assisting and facilitating you in producing content that is intended to create

08:37:01.200 lust in men.

08:37:02.000 He's not assisting me.

08:37:02.560 Lust is one of the seven deadly sins.

08:37:04.880 It seems like it would be sort of, how do you reconcile being Christian but also being

08:37:13.200 on OnlyFans?

08:37:14.180 That's my confusion.

08:37:15.500 I mean, you can turn the table against like certain doctors and their careers and if that's

08:37:22.360 morally, like what they, what the procedures that they do, if that's morally...

08:37:26.100 Like euthanasia?

08:37:27.000 What are you talking about?

08:37:28.060 I'm talking about like, like doctors who are like perform abortions and things like that.

08:37:35.100 Like, are they going to hell for doing their job?

08:37:37.520 I mean, I would say that if you're a Christian and you're like an abortionist, that's probably

08:37:44.360 not reconcilable within the Christian faith.

08:37:48.220 So I would probably also question like, how do you reconcile your Christian worldview with

08:37:55.280 doing abortions or whatever?

08:37:59.480 Right.

08:37:59.640 Yeah.

08:38:00.240 But so back to you, a bit of a red herring there.

08:38:06.180 How do you reconcile being involved in sex work, having your dad involved in it?

08:38:12.780 He's a Christian.

08:38:13.780 I guess you're kind of a Christian.

08:38:15.460 I think like just the person who I am at the end of the day and like, I'm a really nice

08:38:20.580 person.

08:38:21.100 I give back to my community.

08:38:22.560 I, I feel like if you just don't, right.

08:38:27.280 But I feel like if you, I don't know, on like on paper, besides like, if you just take the

08:38:35.520 job out of it, like I know who I am.

08:38:37.460 I know I'm a really good person and I'm not going out murdering people.

08:38:41.980 Well, let me ask you this.

08:38:42.900 I saw two final questions, I guess.

08:38:45.560 Uh, do you think God wants you to be making porn?

08:38:50.760 Porn.

08:38:51.200 Adult content.

08:38:54.420 Um, I mean, I think I'm using what God gave me in a good way.

08:39:03.780 So it's like Robin Hood, right?

08:39:06.780 Am I like stealing?

08:39:08.100 I'm not Robin Hood, but I'm just like, it's like what Robin Hood is.

08:39:12.920 You're the Robin Hood of shaking your titties.

08:39:15.640 Are you Christian?

08:39:16.700 I love it.

08:39:17.800 Are you Christian?

08:39:19.140 Yes.

08:39:19.400 I was, uh, my dad was a speaker at our church my entire childhood.

08:39:23.420 I've read the Bible back to front, front to back.

08:39:26.220 Oh, sorry.

08:39:26.620 I didn't mean to press that.

08:39:27.560 I was raised Christian, but I'm not Christian.

08:39:29.880 So you're Christian.

08:39:30.800 Okay.

08:39:31.660 Uh, well, so hold on.

08:39:33.380 Do you think God wants you to be doing adult content?

08:39:36.220 I think because at the end of the day, I think that I'm using the most of the gifts that God

08:39:49.020 gave me.

08:39:49.480 But I think if I, I feel, just answer the question.

08:39:53.580 Just answer the question.

08:39:54.140 Well, no, biblically considering like knowing wants you to be doing, well, what's your definition

08:39:59.240 of God?

08:40:00.080 It's probably like you're, it doesn't matter what my definition is.

08:40:03.640 I mean, if you're talking about, if I'm comparing to like God, cause you said you believe in God.

08:40:11.040 Right.

08:40:11.420 Is it the Christian God?

08:40:13.020 I mean, I believe in like a creator of the universe and.

08:40:18.560 Is it?

08:40:19.500 I would say I.

08:40:20.700 Okay.

08:40:21.040 Has more Christian.

08:40:21.680 Whatever your sense of God is.

08:40:23.540 Do you think God wants you to be doing OnlyFans?

08:40:26.900 Yes or no?

08:40:27.760 Just give me a yes or no.

08:40:29.620 I think for how I'm using it.

08:40:31.960 Yeah.

08:40:32.580 I mean, I don't think that like a Catholic God or like a, like biblically.

08:40:38.080 No, the answer is no.

08:40:39.400 And I think that's what you're digging.

08:40:40.580 You want me to say no, but I'm saying like biblically, do you think, do I think it's

08:40:45.900 like against what like most Catholic and Christians like preach and talk about?

08:40:51.620 Yeah.

08:40:52.760 But I think that there's some gray area personally.

08:40:59.740 I don't know.

08:41:00.660 And then, uh, what, what do you think Satan wants you to be doing?

08:41:04.560 I don't want anything to do with Satan.

08:41:06.020 So I don't even think about it.

08:41:07.240 I'm not going to think about it.

08:41:08.280 If Satan wants you to be doing adult content, then would Satan want you to not be doing

08:41:13.180 adult content?

08:41:15.840 I don't care about what Satan thinks.

08:41:19.120 No, I know.

08:41:19.600 I'm just asking you.

08:41:20.380 So if it's the case that God wants you to be doing what you're doing, then it would be

08:41:24.460 the case that Satan wants you to stop doing OnlyFans.

08:41:27.960 I mean, I don't want, yeah, I don't want, I don't really, I don't know.

08:41:40.160 I'll pose the question.

08:41:41.400 One more thing.

08:41:42.460 I just want to pose it to her.

08:41:43.940 Uh, you said that you are Christian, which denomination into the mic, if you can.

08:41:50.940 I grew up a Christian, just Christian, um, non-denominational, you said your father was

08:41:55.980 a pastor or he was a speaker at our church.

08:41:58.300 So we had three speakers at our church.

08:42:00.220 It's a small area where I live.

08:42:02.020 Do you think God wants you doing adult content?

08:42:04.800 I think God gave us freedom of choice for a reason.

08:42:07.380 Um, we have the ability to do anything in this world.

08:42:10.340 And do you think God wants you to murder?

08:42:12.860 I don't think he wants us to have the freedom of choice to murder.

08:42:15.880 If he could stop us, why doesn't he?

08:42:19.500 So, I mean, he lets everyone make their own choices.

08:42:22.400 Our decisions are something, if you're going to do something, you need to stand firm in it.

08:42:28.540 And that's what I do.

08:42:29.680 I do what I do for money.

08:42:31.820 So just really simply, um, yes or no.

08:42:34.580 Do you think God wants you to be doing adult content?

08:42:38.160 Um, yeah.

08:42:39.200 I mean, if I'm going to say yes or no, I would say yes.

08:42:41.560 God wants me to have the freedom of will.

08:42:43.380 And then what, what does Satan want you to do?

08:42:46.820 I don't believe in Satan, actually.

08:42:49.520 If he did exist, though, would Satan want you to be doing adult content or not want you doing it?

08:42:54.420 I just don't believe in, uh.

08:42:56.360 All right.

08:42:56.640 You had something?

08:42:57.360 I'm sorry.

08:42:57.980 Yeah.

08:42:58.000 Well, I guess I just wanted to say, like, God wants to know you and love you.

08:43:03.060 And it's not just about following these rules, but it is about, like, the point of the gospel

08:43:08.840 is we are sinners, all of us, me included.

08:43:11.100 And I need Jesus.

08:43:13.100 And it's about going and sitting no more, though.

08:43:15.620 It's not about perfection, because we're never going to get there.

08:43:18.000 But it's about, he was perfect.

08:43:20.800 I am not.

08:43:21.860 But I will try, only by the power of the Holy Spirit, to move towards that sanctification.

08:43:28.600 And so that is, it's hard.

08:43:30.340 Like, it might mean giving up OnlyFans.

08:43:32.760 But I think it's something that if you, you know, read the gospels and pray about it,

08:43:37.540 like, I think he will reveal more and more of himself to you.

08:43:40.840 And it's not, again, about these rules.

08:43:42.800 It's about being in communion with him and having him know you and love you and the way

08:43:49.020 that he does.

08:43:50.040 It's beautiful.

08:43:52.660 Good talk.

08:43:53.560 Good talk.

08:43:54.020 Okay, I want to, kind of, jumping off of that, I'd like to do a call to action at the end

08:43:59.320 of the show.

08:44:00.700 To the one, two, three OnlyFans girls here at the table, I'd like to use this as a moment,

08:44:07.880 an opportunity to give you a call to action.

08:44:10.820 $20 TTS, get them in, boys.

08:44:12.500 We're about to wrap the show.

08:44:13.500 $20 TTS, streamlabs.com, slash whatever.

08:44:16.100 Final call, get them in.

08:44:17.560 Would you, and you, and you, consider stopping sex work entirely tonight, right now, on the

08:44:30.380 whatever podcast, starting with you?

08:44:38.080 I want to, I feel like I want to quit every day.

08:44:40.940 So, yeah.

08:44:42.300 I mean.

08:44:42.820 Just do it right now.

08:44:43.780 I know.

08:44:44.300 Open your phone.

08:44:45.200 I know.

08:44:45.660 Delete OF.

08:44:47.560 Would you, would you do it?

08:44:49.920 Yes?

08:44:50.400 No?

08:44:50.680 Maybe?

08:44:52.400 Right now, on the.

08:44:54.100 Okay.

08:44:54.580 Would you delete your OnlyFans right now?

08:44:57.600 For what reason?

08:44:58.380 Because I feel like I need to.

08:44:59.180 Your soul.

08:45:00.040 My soul?

08:45:00.580 Yes.

08:45:00.940 Oh, that's different.

08:45:02.560 I mean, if God spoke to me and told me like, hey, that's actually bad, I would stop, to

08:45:07.400 be honest.

08:45:07.960 But, but he does speak to you right now.

08:45:10.140 Through the Bible, too.

08:45:11.520 See, I don't believe in the Bible, actually.

08:45:13.340 Oh, okay.

08:45:14.760 The Bible was brought, like, a man brought that.

08:45:17.560 I feel like.

08:45:18.720 Okay.

08:45:18.960 So, you would need an actual.

08:45:21.080 I'm more of, like, feeling.

08:45:22.680 Like, I used to not believe in anything.

08:45:24.780 Okay?

08:45:25.120 And then I.

08:45:25.780 You should believe in me.

08:45:27.020 You should stop being an OF strumpet.

08:45:30.200 Do you want to get married and, like, I can have your money and I don't have to.

08:45:33.200 I can do, buy my mom a house.

08:45:34.820 I'm not sure about that one, but I was just, you know, trying to give you a little help

08:45:38.740 out.

08:45:38.800 No, I would quit right now, like, you know, for that.

08:45:40.080 Because, like, I have goals.

08:45:40.580 You would quit right now if I proposed to you?

08:45:43.380 It was just a joke, but.

08:45:45.600 Boom.

08:45:46.160 But it was a joke.

08:45:46.820 Oh, my gosh.

08:45:47.020 But I'm just saying.

08:45:47.920 I have goals.

08:45:48.440 No way.

08:45:49.080 He's got a ring.

08:45:50.420 He's serious.

08:45:51.020 Oh, is that real?

08:45:51.680 He's pretty.

08:45:52.460 He's serious.

08:45:52.540 It's a light on it, too.

08:45:54.220 Get the camera here.

08:45:55.140 Oh, my gosh.

08:45:56.280 Is Brian proposing to an OF girl?

08:45:58.920 Wow.

08:45:59.560 And she's kind of white looking.

08:46:01.280 Psych.

08:46:03.040 So I'm not quitting.

08:46:03.980 What?

08:46:04.380 White?

08:46:04.760 White looking, yeah.

08:46:05.500 Oh, because I only date black women.

08:46:07.320 Yeah.

08:46:07.440 Yeah, that's right.

08:46:08.620 Oh, my gosh.

08:46:09.340 Anyways, like I was saying, I have goals, like, why I started OF because, you know, I thought

08:46:14.840 I could do big things with it, you know?

08:46:17.500 So when I get there, maybe I'll think about quitting because I do think OF is not going to be

08:46:21.840 forever.

08:46:23.960 Yeah.

08:46:24.640 Okay.

08:46:25.760 And then would you consider quitting OF tonight, sex work tonight?

08:46:30.200 I wouldn't tonight, but if I met somebody that I really loved, I would delete everything.

08:46:34.900 I would delete my Instagram, my OnlyFans, all of it.

08:46:37.340 What if it took you deleting that first before you are able to find that guy that you would

08:46:44.400 love?

08:46:45.300 I guess I won't find him.

08:46:46.580 Have you ever been in love?

08:46:49.340 I've, yes, I have.

08:46:51.380 Yes, you have?

08:46:52.420 I would say so.

08:46:53.620 Okay.

08:46:53.860 I feel like I've been in that situation and I feel like if he's not gonna, like, love

08:47:01.220 me for me and all of me, whether it's my, like, no one's perfect.

08:47:06.160 So, I mean, whether, I'm not saying you're perfect, but, you know, Libby's living a very

08:47:12.380 virtuous life.

08:47:13.740 So they're still gonna find something wrong.

08:47:16.200 So it's like, I feel like I finally got to the point where I was like, I'm kind of like

08:47:21.080 sick of like trying to meet certain criteria for guys and they're either gonna accept me

08:47:28.120 as I am or not.

08:47:28.940 And why would I really want to be with someone who wants to change me?

08:47:33.260 Like, and not to say that I'm not doing it forever, but if you know me, you know me and

08:47:36.840 you know, like, how I am in person, just like my family does.

08:47:43.320 What was the audio?

08:47:44.840 $20, uh, guys, $20 TTS.

08:47:47.580 Then we're going to get this wrapped here.

08:47:48.860 Uh, can I have you read these, Jade?

08:47:51.480 Um, this, the problem with some of you college educated women, you think you got it all figured

08:47:57.100 out yet you're here making moves and decisions you ain't qualified to make about men you think

08:48:02.120 you can get.

08:48:03.920 I don't really want to talk.

08:48:05.000 I feel like this goes back to that one question.

08:48:07.220 Can you read this one?

08:48:07.980 Great grammar.

08:48:08.920 Oh, me?

08:48:09.580 Yeah.

08:48:09.900 Okay.

08:48:10.080 Uh, you want man who makes six figures, but yet you don't bring six figure values to the

08:48:15.760 table as a woman.

08:48:16.640 So why would a man of that caliber want you?

08:48:22.400 I feel like this all goes back to that one question about like women having hobbies and

08:48:26.240 having their own.

08:48:27.800 Like, I mean, what was the one she said?

08:48:30.060 Just make good sandwiches.

08:48:31.820 Yeah.

08:48:32.140 That's it.

08:48:33.340 I cook really good.

08:48:35.220 She doesn't, she doesn't know how to cook.

08:48:36.920 I know.

08:48:37.200 She's long.

08:48:38.200 I make six figures.

08:48:38.960 I go live and cook sometimes.

08:48:40.780 She doesn't know.

08:48:41.500 You have to, ladies, you have to teach yourselves how to cook.

08:48:44.160 I live on myself.

08:48:44.780 You have to cook for your man.

08:48:46.120 At least a sandwich.

08:48:46.760 And it has to be delicious.

08:48:47.860 Yes.

08:48:48.140 More than just a sandwich.

08:48:49.320 Cook for your man.

08:48:50.900 We have this one, if you can read it.

08:48:53.160 To the panel, what, in your opinion, are grounds for divorce?

08:48:57.540 Uh, we can't linger too long on this, but, uh.

08:49:00.900 Abuse.

08:49:02.060 Abuse.

08:49:02.520 Great.

08:49:02.800 Physical abuse.

08:49:03.600 Sheething.

08:49:04.120 Physical abuse.

08:49:05.340 Mm-hmm.

08:49:05.760 Yeah.

08:49:05.960 Anything else?

08:49:06.860 Emotional abuse.

08:49:08.060 Yeah.

08:49:08.940 Sheeting abuse.

08:49:09.220 Financial abuse.

08:49:10.820 Yeah.

08:49:12.300 Sexual.

08:49:13.800 Mm-hmm.

08:49:16.120 Um, okay.

08:49:19.240 Yeah.

08:49:19.460 Yeah.

08:49:19.560 Yeah.

08:49:19.680 Yeah.

08:49:20.240 Probably.

08:49:20.900 Yeah.

08:49:21.140 Yeah.

08:49:21.300 Yeah.

08:49:21.320 Definitely.

08:49:22.680 Okay.

08:49:23.400 Beat in cheeks here.

08:49:25.620 Uh-oh.

08:49:26.940 Um, well, your father is a huge fail.

08:49:30.020 I'm in St. Pete too.

08:49:31.200 And women with foddery in the internet are only good for semen dumping.

08:49:36.460 What the fuck?

08:49:37.240 Semen dumping.

08:49:38.380 Not for family outings.

08:49:40.160 If Jesus can't save you, something, something, something.

08:49:41.920 No man should try.

08:49:43.220 Oh my gosh.

08:49:44.480 We have Cha here, if you can read this one.

08:49:47.120 Tired of having religion jammed down her throat, so instead opted to have tongs jammed down her throat instead for money.

08:49:54.420 Do you actually hear yourself when you speak?

08:49:56.120 I don't, I don't, personally don't do that, but, I don't.

08:50:01.720 Yeah, no, yeah.

08:50:04.460 Uh, oh my God, what the hell?

08:50:07.100 Oh.

08:50:11.720 Elevator music, please.

08:50:13.160 Yeah.

08:50:13.400 All right, uh, let's see here.

08:50:17.900 We have, sorry guys, Madam, Madam Corpus Christi sent me a DM, and she was like, can I come back on the show?

08:50:26.540 Actually?

08:50:27.100 Is she here?

08:50:28.560 Outside?

08:50:29.200 No, no, no, no.

08:50:29.900 Like in the future?

08:50:30.640 For a future episode.

08:50:32.220 Would you have a chat?

08:50:32.560 Uh, here, we have, uh, I'll let the chat decide on that one.

08:50:36.860 It's not too late, and Libby, you should be planting seeds, moving on.

08:50:42.660 Yo, Venom, Venom, thank you so much for the message, man.

08:50:45.260 We have, uh, oh boy.

08:50:47.800 Okay, they're coming for you.

08:50:48.720 It's the roast session.

08:50:50.040 It's the roast session.

08:50:51.120 Chair One, your father is morally weak and spineless, won't discipline his child as she brings shame to him because money.

08:50:57.800 Chair Two, you seem great.

08:50:59.080 I missed the start of the show.

08:51:01.100 You're not a strumpet, right?

08:51:02.840 Um, does that mean OnlyFans girl?

08:51:05.080 A strumpet?

08:51:05.880 What is it, strumpet?

08:51:06.660 I don't even know what that means.

08:51:07.220 That's what they mean here.

08:51:08.100 It's like a promiscuous, it's a three-out foe.

08:51:11.080 Oh, a strumpet's a three-out foe.

08:51:12.260 What is a three-out foe?

08:51:13.180 No.

08:51:13.780 It's a-

08:51:14.540 Oh, it's spelled upside down and backwards or something.

08:51:17.240 Absolutely not.

08:51:18.160 Strumpet.

08:51:18.640 I thought it was an area code.

08:51:19.720 A woman who has many casual sexual encounters and relationships.

08:51:23.100 No.

08:51:23.280 That's the actual, like, dictionary definition.

08:51:25.680 Oh.

08:51:25.920 Mm-mm.

08:51:26.480 Yeah.

08:51:26.760 Oh, what was this dictionary earlier?

08:51:28.620 Now you're pulling it out?

08:51:30.540 Mm-mm.

08:51:30.560 Yeah, you know.

08:51:30.860 Can you define racism?

08:51:32.120 Yeah.

08:51:32.680 Let's go back.

08:51:33.460 Please, no.

08:51:33.640 Wait, if I type in.

08:51:34.800 Please, no.

08:51:35.220 God, no.

08:51:35.760 Oh, my gosh.

08:51:36.280 Please, Brian.

08:51:36.880 Because I tried earlier.

08:51:38.440 Here's the definition, according to the dictionary.

08:51:40.500 You tried.

08:51:41.240 Oxford Languages Dictionary.

08:51:43.220 Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by an individual community or institution against

08:51:48.640 a person or people on the basis of their membership in a particular racial or ethnic group.

08:51:56.200 Hmm.

08:51:58.440 Sweet.

08:51:59.820 Also, the belief that different races possess distinct characteristics, abilities, or qualities,

08:52:05.400 especially so as to distinguish them as inferior or superior to one another.

08:52:11.040 Does it say there that you can't be racist to white people?

08:52:14.080 Nope.

08:52:14.300 That's the definition.

08:52:14.860 Does not say that.

08:52:15.840 Interesting.

08:52:16.020 Not yet.

08:52:16.820 Not that.

08:52:17.300 Not yet.

08:52:17.640 We'll change it, I guess, tonight.

08:52:21.120 All right.

08:52:21.480 We have Kyle.

08:52:22.780 Hold on.

08:52:25.140 Actually, really quick.

08:52:26.140 Can you guys, like the video if you enjoyed the stream.

08:52:28.460 This was kind of a longer stream tonight.

08:52:30.140 We did, unfortunately, start a little bit on the late side, mostly due to some technical

08:52:34.860 difficulties we were having before the show.

08:52:38.900 PCs, man.

08:52:39.900 There's just always something.

08:52:41.780 If you guys can, go to twitch.tv slash whatever, pull that up.

08:52:45.020 Guys, it's been one hour since we had a Prime sub.

08:52:47.200 We still got 1,100 viewers over there on Twitch, a couple thousand on YouTube.

08:52:52.380 So if you guys can, drop us a quick follow and just check if you have a Prime sub available.

08:52:55.680 If you have Amazon Prime, you can link it to your Twitch.

08:52:58.560 Quick, very easy way to support the show every single month.

08:53:01.300 Okay.

08:53:01.460 We have a few more chats coming through.

08:53:02.880 If you can read these.

08:53:05.000 Yes, sir.

08:53:06.220 Okay.

08:53:06.520 Own up.

08:53:07.180 Who the fuck is subbing to these average looking talentless bums on OF?

08:53:12.080 The mental gymnastics here trying to reconcile faith with being a prostitute is impressive.

08:53:17.300 Try the Olympics.

08:53:18.400 I don't think any of us here are prostitutes.

08:53:20.680 I mean, the definition of a prostitute, I mean, right?

08:53:24.940 Well, some people would just say a prostitute is somebody who sells sexual services for money.

08:53:31.780 Right.

08:53:32.380 I just think in my mind, it's like someone who's like 30 bucks.

08:53:36.300 Well, here would be like here, here would be kind of the framing that we could use to frame you guys as prostitutes.

08:53:42.420 So you'd agree if you went into a hotel room with a guy and you never touched him, but you like exposed your breasts to him and he was like pleasuring himself.

08:53:55.480 Would you agree that that would be prostitution?

08:53:58.960 Well, I mean, that sounds like a strip club.

08:54:01.300 Well, it's a private room and you go into the private room with him and then you expose your breasts to him and I don't know, he meets you on the street or something.

08:54:11.120 He's like, here's 50 bucks and he's going to pleasure himself and you're going to be in the room with him and he's getting off to you, exposing your naked body to him.

08:54:21.420 Would that be prostitution?

08:54:22.700 Prostitution.

08:54:23.260 Okay.

08:54:23.560 So the only difference is, is you guys are putting it behind his screen, basically.

08:54:27.980 Technically, that's what makes it legal because as long as you're recording in Canada, you can do it.

08:54:32.600 But if you're just doing like sex without camera, that's illegal in Canada.

08:54:37.440 Well, I'm not even talking about legality.

08:54:39.440 I'm just talking about how we're defining prostitution.

08:54:43.500 So it's like, okay, if the only difference here is you're doing it behind the screen, I mean, yeah.

08:54:52.260 But then we have the sex worker thing.

08:54:54.460 Yeah, there's also that.

08:54:55.240 Okay, we have ALB coming in here.

08:54:58.440 If you can read this one.

08:54:59.400 Oh, did it not get, that's weird.

08:55:02.440 Let's try that again.

08:55:03.420 Okay, try that.

08:55:04.800 No one can serve two masters.

08:55:06.920 Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to one and despise the other.

08:55:12.660 You cannot serve both God and money.

08:55:16.300 Yep.

08:55:17.020 I agree with that.

08:55:17.620 We have SPACs here.

08:55:18.660 If you can read this one.

08:55:19.520 Thank you, SPACs.

08:55:20.240 Why would any self-respecting man find a morally bankrupt OF woman attractive?

08:55:26.500 Imagine introducing an OF girl to your parents.

08:55:29.100 Dad, this is X.

08:55:31.000 She does OnlyFans.

08:55:32.060 I'd die of shame on the spot.

08:55:34.800 There you have it.

08:55:36.380 All right.

08:55:37.440 This one.

08:55:37.700 304s really sat there with a straight face and said, God wants them to do OnlyFans.

08:55:43.480 No man, you guys want anything to do with you thoughts.

08:55:47.760 Get used to being alone or ending up with simps.

08:55:50.520 I love simps.

08:55:53.160 They're my favorite.

08:55:54.500 All right.

08:55:54.720 I need some guys.

08:55:55.520 Roast me a little bit.

08:55:56.480 You guys got to roast me.

08:55:57.880 Call me fat or something.

08:55:58.860 I don't know.

08:55:59.180 Just roast me a little bit.

08:56:00.880 Say I'm a weirdo for liking big ladies.

08:56:03.200 Call me a weirdo.

08:56:05.520 Maybe Felicity.

08:56:06.240 Felicity needs to be a little roasted.

08:56:08.740 She forgot.

08:56:09.800 She was supposed to put some hair extensions.

08:56:12.420 I did not forget.

08:56:13.680 I told you I couldn't do it this show.

08:56:16.960 Whatever.

08:56:18.100 You forgot the previous time, though.

08:56:19.820 You didn't tell me.

08:56:20.960 You didn't tell me you wanted that.

08:56:22.380 Pull up that super chat for me.

08:56:23.760 If Andrew was here, he would have deleted this panel.

08:56:27.640 Raymundo Martinez, thank you for the super chat, man.

08:56:29.520 Really appreciate it.

08:56:30.460 Thank you.

08:56:30.780 Thank you.

08:56:31.180 Appreciate it, guys.

08:56:32.440 All right.

08:56:32.840 I'm pretty sure.

08:56:35.040 I'll do just one last thing from this, I guess.

08:56:37.740 What would you want the minimum yearly income to be for your future husband?

08:56:41.900 Quick answers, please.

08:56:42.820 I think I said enough to travel and play golf with me.

08:56:46.640 What about you?

08:56:48.360 In the U.S., like about 200K.

08:56:50.620 In the United Kingdom, like 120K.

08:56:53.620 You wrote 150K to 360K.

08:56:56.120 USA, UK, 100K to 180K.

08:56:59.160 Yeah.

08:57:00.000 It's more expensive in America.

08:57:01.720 Okay.

08:57:03.280 Okay.

08:57:03.780 What about you?

08:57:04.700 I feel like I said 200K.

08:57:06.440 You said minimum 200K.

08:57:10.240 Are you looking to date an older guy?

08:57:12.000 Because most men your age are not making $200,000.

08:57:14.660 Like I said, I'm not really looking to date right now, so...

08:57:16.800 You're looking to what?

08:57:18.320 Nothing.

08:57:19.140 Oh, okay.

08:57:19.520 Finish school.

08:57:19.980 What about you?

08:57:22.160 What did you put minimum yearly income for your future husband?

08:57:25.740 I put $1 million.

08:57:28.800 I did.

08:57:29.540 I put $1 million because I feel like he should aspire to make more money in this world.

08:57:34.300 It's important.

08:57:35.620 Excuse me?

08:57:36.220 Mm-hmm.

08:57:37.240 Wait.

08:57:37.840 And you're 29, right?

08:57:39.820 Mm-hmm.

08:57:40.200 A million?

08:57:44.420 Yeah, I think that that's doable.

08:57:46.040 What about you?

08:57:48.040 Me?

08:57:48.680 Yeah.

08:57:48.960 Oh, my husband doesn't make a lot of money.

08:57:51.300 Oh, you said you don't care?

08:57:52.280 No, I don't care.

08:57:52.780 Okay.

08:57:53.320 What about you?

08:57:54.260 At my age, I'd say like 60K.

08:57:56.440 Yeah.

08:57:56.820 Yeah.

08:57:57.120 Totally.

08:57:57.320 But what about like...

08:57:58.040 It's all you need, right about in there.

08:57:59.760 What about though, when you maybe marriage age, I guess?

08:58:04.020 I mean, just enough that we can live.

08:58:06.500 I don't need like Pilates.

08:58:07.260 Family support.

08:58:07.960 Yeah.

08:58:08.480 Okay.

08:58:09.280 I mean, Pilates is pretty cheap.

08:58:10.620 I mean, you can probably afford Pilates.

08:58:11.960 It's pretty expensive.

08:58:13.200 Is it?

08:58:14.020 It's like $250 a month.

08:58:17.300 YMCA?

08:58:18.140 No.

08:58:18.520 You can use special machines and all this stuff.

08:58:20.420 Oh, not the crazy Pilates.

08:58:22.080 I don't know.

08:58:22.400 Oh, what does that?

08:58:23.580 A million?

08:58:25.620 And...

08:58:25.940 Yeah.

08:58:26.260 Anna Fumi.

08:58:27.400 It's Anna Fumi.

08:58:28.320 Thank you.

08:58:29.100 It's Anna.

08:58:29.500 Okay.

08:58:30.080 Yeah.

08:58:30.540 A million.

08:58:31.060 I think I should have...

08:58:32.020 A million?

08:58:32.220 Bare minimum?

08:58:32.700 I should have high expectations for myself and for him.

08:58:35.280 Hold on.

08:58:35.300 $750,000 no-go.

08:58:39.140 $750,000, we could talk about it.

08:58:40.580 Oh, she'll settle for the...

08:58:41.880 We could talk about things.

08:58:42.500 She'll settle for the guy who makes half a million.

08:58:44.580 I like people who push themselves to make as much money as possible.

08:58:48.740 I find it very attractive.

08:58:49.940 How much money do you make?

08:58:50.420 And I think I would make me more submissive.

08:58:53.400 I don't discuss my...

08:58:55.020 Okay.

08:58:55.500 That's fine.

08:58:56.000 My money.

08:58:56.520 Just because...

08:58:57.340 Well, because I don't feel like it's the proper...

08:59:00.320 It's impolite.

08:59:01.800 But what if he's happier making less money?

08:59:03.900 He's posting photos of your...

08:59:05.060 Good.

08:59:05.400 He should be.

08:59:06.220 He should be happy that I'm making less money.

08:59:09.800 No, no, no.

08:59:10.220 Not you.

08:59:10.720 I should be, too.

08:59:11.440 Just moving on.

08:59:12.480 Sorry.

08:59:12.780 I didn't mean to cut you off there.

08:59:13.900 I just want to get this wrapped up because we're...

08:59:16.280 It's late.

08:59:17.600 How tall are you and what's the minimum height of a man you would date?

08:59:21.260 I'm 5'8".

08:59:22.280 And I don't really think there's a minimum, but I'm tall as a girl.

08:59:27.320 So I think...

08:59:28.580 I don't know.

08:59:29.000 A guy that's like six foot.

08:59:30.160 But I don't have preferences.

08:59:32.060 Sure.

08:59:33.100 Tyrion Lannister walked in.

08:59:34.600 I'd give him a shot.

08:59:35.960 Okay.

08:59:36.520 That's cool.

08:59:37.260 I'm trying to date a dwarf.

08:59:40.860 Wait.

08:59:41.280 Does she have to be black, too?

08:59:42.300 A little person.

08:59:42.580 Yeah, black dwarves.

08:59:44.760 Hot.

08:59:45.280 With large labia.

08:59:46.280 That's all I do.

08:59:47.760 All right.

08:59:48.800 What about you, Jane?

08:59:49.800 I'm 5'9", so I would like someone who's like six foot when I'm in heels.

08:59:53.560 What about you?

08:59:53.980 I'm 5'2", and I feel like minimum like 5'6", 5'9".

08:59:58.820 Okay.

09:00:00.420 I am 5'8", and I would date somebody around my height or a little, or taller.

09:00:05.820 I don't mind.

09:00:07.040 I'm 5'5", and I'm good with 5'5", and taller.

09:00:11.260 And then I'm 5'9", same thing, kind of my height or taller.

09:00:16.080 Gotcha.

09:00:17.520 Oh, no, we're not going to do the bear.

09:00:21.180 We don't have time for the bear.

09:00:22.520 No.

09:00:22.940 But you picked bear, huh?

09:00:24.320 Are we going to do a rating without makeup, or no?

09:00:26.340 No, we're going to wrap.

09:00:28.300 It's late.

09:00:29.060 Otherwise, normally we take the makeup off.

09:00:32.800 All right, guys.

09:00:33.800 Guys, if you guys enjoyed the stream, kindly like the video.

09:00:39.100 If you enjoyed the stream, like the video.

09:00:40.500 So, I'm pretty sure we hit pretty much everything.

09:00:46.560 Oh, Leah, you said women are just as physically strong as men.

09:00:54.160 Yeah, depending.

09:00:55.620 I feel like comparing me to you, I would say no.

09:00:58.700 I would say no.

09:00:59.580 Okay.

09:01:00.020 I don't know.

09:01:01.120 Like, do you want an arm wrestle or something?

09:01:02.260 But I think you would win, like, logically.

09:01:04.960 I know.

09:01:05.560 I'm pretty confident.

09:01:07.140 Huh?

09:01:08.240 We can prove it.

09:01:09.220 So, okay, but what are you trying to say?

09:01:10.220 What's your position?

09:01:11.180 I'm trying to say that, like, you could get a woman that's about the same weight as you,

09:01:15.180 or, you know what I mean, the same physique, and that she would be able to have, like, more strength than you, possibly.

09:01:19.960 Like, the world's strongest woman, but that's, like, your comparison.

09:01:24.380 But generally speaking.

09:01:25.300 Yeah.

09:01:25.780 But what makes a woman weaker than a man?

09:01:27.580 Like, other than, like, oh, I'm smaller than you.

09:01:29.600 That's what I was saying.

09:01:30.660 Uh, muscle.

09:01:31.800 But generally speaking.

09:01:32.620 But I got the muscle.

09:01:33.320 Okay, yes, women have muscle.

09:01:36.800 But generally speaking, are men stronger than women?

09:01:39.700 I guess.

09:01:40.720 You guess?

09:01:41.700 If you're.

09:01:42.020 It's just not super obvious to you?

09:01:47.600 Damn, this girl agreed with all our fucking things.

09:01:50.800 That's crazy.

09:01:51.460 Me?

09:01:52.240 Yeah.

09:01:52.960 So, but explain it to me.

09:01:54.600 So, generally speaking, though, like, if I were to say, I don't know, I'm just throwing out a number.

09:02:01.140 It's probably more.

09:02:02.400 90% of men are stronger than all women.

09:02:06.080 Would you agree with this?

09:02:08.060 I guess.

09:02:09.520 Okay.

09:02:10.820 All right.

09:02:11.160 There's not.

09:02:11.480 Then I don't know if you really meant to circle that, I guess.

09:02:14.420 But you said women can't be sexist towards men.

09:02:16.940 Why is that?

09:02:18.500 Rapid fire.

09:02:19.380 Did I say that?

09:02:20.020 Yeah.

09:02:20.860 Why do you agree with that?

09:02:22.100 Women can't be sexist towards men.

09:02:25.020 I don't even think I understand that, to be honest.

09:02:27.740 It's English language barrier.

09:02:29.360 I get it.

09:02:29.800 Okay.

09:02:31.060 Wrong to refuse to date a transgender person because they're trans.

09:02:33.860 Why is that?

09:02:34.240 What is a woman?

09:02:35.060 Did I say that?

09:02:35.740 Can I get that paper back?

09:02:36.720 I don't think.

09:02:37.360 This girl.

09:02:37.860 Yeah.

09:02:38.000 We're going to publish this.

09:02:39.360 I feel like it's a choice.

09:02:42.820 It's a choice.

09:02:44.080 It's a preference.

09:02:44.900 You're fine with people having preferences.

09:02:46.580 Exactly.

09:02:46.740 So, if I didn't want to date a transgender woman, you're okay with it?

09:02:50.140 Yeah.

09:02:50.520 Because she's trans.

09:02:52.100 I feel like maybe I would judge you, but that's your right.

09:02:55.520 Okay.

09:02:55.700 You would judge me, but you'd be like, okay.

09:02:57.820 Would it be wrong, though?

09:02:59.700 No.

09:03:00.200 Like, you would then say, he should date her.

09:03:03.100 But, like, why would I force you to do something you don't want to do?

09:03:05.200 No, you wouldn't force me, but you're like, he should date her.

09:03:07.620 That's not forcing.

09:03:09.020 I feel like in this society, everybody has their own opinions.

09:03:11.620 You know what I mean?

09:03:12.060 Okay, but it would be wrong for me to not want to date her because she has a penis.

09:03:16.440 No, I guess not.

09:03:17.060 She has a giant penis, and I don't want to date her because she has a giant penis.

09:03:20.740 I feel like it just makes you, like, be more into, like, what is that word?

09:03:24.680 Like, physical stuff?

09:03:26.120 Like, I don't know.

09:03:28.480 Uh-huh.

09:03:29.360 Okay.

09:03:30.340 All right.

09:03:31.620 A man dating a transgender woman is straight, according to you.

09:03:35.880 Yeah.

09:03:37.020 What?

09:03:37.280 That's, it's not straight.

09:03:38.320 But anyways, I don't have time to argue with you about it.

09:03:38.760 Because if she's a woman, if she's a woman.

09:03:41.080 We'll have you back on the show, and we can argue about it more.

09:03:43.460 Okay, guys, if you enjoyed the stream, like the video.

09:03:46.100 We have one chat coming through here from Cha.

09:03:48.840 Damn.

09:03:49.420 Can you read this one, Jade, for us?

09:03:51.380 Yes, sir.

09:03:53.000 The washed-out Marxist prostitute wants a million dollars a year.

09:03:56.820 What a shock.

09:03:57.580 The list of things more marriageable than her starts with a rock and only goes up from there.

09:04:03.620 A million.

09:04:04.140 She wants a million dollars a year.

09:04:05.660 I feel like she was being honest, though.

09:04:07.160 Yeah, I was.

09:04:08.060 No, but that's the bare minimum.

09:04:09.720 Bare minimum.

09:04:11.100 I look successful people.

09:04:12.420 You know what?

09:04:13.020 I want a 10 out of 10, Victoria's Secret model, virgin, giant labia.

09:04:21.120 Black.

09:04:22.140 Black.

09:04:22.760 I've dated men who make that and more.

09:04:24.920 I mean, I don't think that it's a-

09:04:26.180 Where's the ring?

09:04:27.380 In my house.

09:04:28.300 I already told you about that earlier.

09:04:30.080 You can forget.

09:04:32.060 She got me there, boys.

09:04:33.320 Yeah.

09:04:33.520 She got me there.

09:04:34.480 She got me there.

09:04:34.960 You'd be surprised.

09:04:36.000 You'd be surprised.

09:04:36.740 But it's like, you got to understand this woman, right?

09:04:43.440 She dated NFL players.

09:04:45.540 She dated athletes.

09:04:46.540 She dated famous actors, famous musicians, all this stuff.

09:04:50.480 It doesn't-

09:04:51.420 Dated, right?

09:04:52.260 Slept with.

09:04:53.020 Let's be honest.

09:04:53.780 Slept with.

09:04:54.980 It doesn't really mean much if you're not in a committed long-term relationship.

09:05:01.240 And ultimately, if you don't have the ring, you don't have that real long-term commitment.

09:05:06.900 Because it's easy as a girl to just sleep with a guy.

09:05:10.860 Right.

09:05:11.280 And maybe keep him around for a couple weeks, a couple months, whatever it is.

09:05:15.240 Especially if her name's Carrie.

09:05:17.100 Especially.

09:05:17.800 Especially.

09:05:19.800 But, I'm telling-

09:05:23.520 So you're saying, well, I have dealt with men who make this much money.

09:05:28.020 Not dealt with.

09:05:28.420 I've dated for several years men that made that kind of money.

09:05:31.260 Yes, I have.

09:05:32.640 It's not-

09:05:33.120 I don't know why you're surprised by this.

09:05:35.760 But you-

09:05:36.960 Okay, were you monogamous?

09:05:39.720 Of course I was.

09:05:40.560 And I never did OnlyFans.

09:05:41.860 I didn't have Instagram whatsoever.

09:05:43.620 I didn't have a social media presence.

09:05:45.960 I didn't dress provocatively.

09:05:48.140 When I'm in a relationship, you won't see me around.

09:05:50.720 That's just how I am.

09:05:51.760 I have a lot of respect for the person that I'm with.

09:05:54.160 I tend to date wealthy men.

09:05:56.520 And it's always just happened for me.

09:05:59.780 I don't know what it is about me.

09:06:01.320 But yeah, I just feel like that's what they should be making.

09:06:05.700 I don't want to have to worry about anything in this life.

09:06:07.920 Mary, here's what we're going to aim for.

09:06:09.360 We're going to aim for 090909 for the recording stop.

09:06:14.920 That's three minutes.

09:06:16.160 Three minutes.

09:06:16.800 Okay.

09:06:17.740 Yeah, for the stop recording.

09:06:19.700 So remember, you're going to have to hit it on the second click.

09:06:26.580 All right, guys.

09:06:28.400 So like the video, please, on your way out.

09:06:30.740 I want to say GG to the panel.

09:06:34.100 Well played.

09:06:34.660 Last call.

09:06:35.560 Hit the like button, please, on your way out.

09:06:37.220 Thank you for tuning in tonight.

09:06:38.620 You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me.

09:06:40.540 I appreciate that.

09:06:42.240 Burning the midnight fuel here.

09:06:43.640 Thank you to everyone who super chats, donates, and supports the show.

09:06:46.420 We could not do the show without you so that we are not beholden to the woke corporate overlords.

09:06:57.640 We don't really do sponsorships.

09:07:00.300 A lot of our stuff gets monetized.

09:07:01.980 So we couldn't do the show without viewer support.

09:07:04.100 So thank you guys so much for – what was that?

09:07:06.800 Why did – Mary, why did you do a little – oh, okay.

09:07:10.520 I thought you were doing like a – yeah, yeah, yeah.

09:07:12.620 So we will be live again Sunday at 5 p.m. Pacific.

09:07:19.460 By the way, would you guys like to see – I've been thinking about doing like a whatever Wednesday where it's not a panel.

09:07:25.380 Maybe I'd like have on like one other guest or something, but it wouldn't be a dating talk panel.

09:07:30.640 It would be like basically reacting to just anything that's going on, whatever Wednesday.

09:07:35.060 I've been thinking about it for like six months about doing something like that, but I've just been so busy with the show.

09:07:41.180 So let me know if you'd maybe like to see something, whatever Wednesday, me, and then I'd bring on – it'd be mostly me, but I'd try to bring on occasional like a guest would come on and do it with me, something like that.

09:07:52.420 And it would be chill, like a chill stream, just reacting to stuff, stuff I see.

09:07:56.440 You guys see me.

09:07:57.140 I post a bunch of stuff on Twitter, a bunch of stuff on X.

09:07:59.740 So we'd just be reviewing like the insanity of feminism that's on TikTok or just like crazy dating takes because like it's pretty rare for people to be really open about dating stuff on a podcast like this.

09:08:12.480 This girl who – she left a bit early, but she was super open, but that's really rare.

09:08:17.700 But like the stuff you see on TikTok, there's like dozens and dozens and dozens of like insane takes posted every single day.

09:08:25.540 So we can react to it in the same way as if somebody said it on the show and give you the reaction to the fucking – because the shit I see on TikTok when it comes to dating and feminism is fucking insane.

09:08:40.860 Insane, crazy takes.

09:08:42.680 So it would be interesting.

09:08:43.400 Anyways, any girls who want to be on the show, you can DM at whatever on Instagram.

09:08:46.400 If you can make it to Santa Barbara, we have what, 20, 10 seconds here?

09:08:50.480 Oh, shit.

09:08:51.020 Okay, be ready, Mary.

09:08:52.360 Get – okay, so – oh, yeah, yeah.

09:08:55.560 Okay, 07's in the chat.

09:08:57.760 Good night, guys.

09:08:58.580 07's in the chat.

09:08:59.440 Thank you.

Whatever Podcast - June 30, 2025

KARENS？! Brian KICKS OUT Armpit Hair FERAL Girl？! 700+ Body Count？! Barracks Bunny Dated A TERRORlST？! ｜ Dating Talk #249

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