Adin Live - January 08, 2024


Adin Ross Reunites With Duke Dennis!


Episode Stats

Length

32 minutes

Words per Minute

209.03078

Word Count

6,731

Sentence Count

1,196

Misogynist Sentences

22

Hate Speech Sentences

27


Summary

In this episode, we have our good friend Kondi on the show and we talk about basketball, college basketball, and a little bit of gay talk. We hope you enjoy this episode and stay tuned for the next one!


Transcript

00:00:00.900 Oh, shit.
00:00:01.800 How you doing, man?
00:00:02.520 Oh, shit, dude.
00:00:04.040 Good to see you, man.
00:00:05.020 You smell good, bro.
00:00:06.380 I miss you, bro.
00:00:07.520 A lot.
00:00:08.400 Yeah, I didn't get to see you while you was in the A.
00:00:09.940 What's going on with chat?
00:00:10.840 Wait, how did I miss you, though?
00:00:11.920 I don't get it.
00:00:12.700 Like, I thought you were there.
00:00:14.260 No, I was.
00:00:14.800 I forgot I had, like, obligations and shit.
00:00:16.860 I had to do some shit.
00:00:17.740 What'd you have to do?
00:00:19.320 Wait, Dave was here, right?
00:00:20.980 Yeah, but he doing something.
00:00:22.840 So he's not here.
00:00:24.160 He doing something, though.
00:00:25.180 So he's not here.
00:00:26.320 Like, he's not in the warehouse.
00:00:28.020 Oh, nah.
00:00:28.620 Nah, he doing something.
00:00:29.380 He's, like, 10 minutes away.
00:00:30.720 Is he going to come still or no?
00:00:32.260 I don't know.
00:00:33.020 What?
00:00:34.120 I want the 2v2.
00:00:35.660 Yo, dude, can you pass my phone there, please?
00:00:37.280 Oh, basketball?
00:00:38.020 Yes.
00:00:38.340 They're no ass.
00:00:39.200 I appreciate it.
00:00:39.800 He's ass, too, though, to be fair.
00:00:41.660 Give me the other dude.
00:00:43.100 Citrus?
00:00:43.560 Yeah.
00:00:44.020 Okay.
00:00:44.740 Yeah, give him.
00:00:45.480 Okay, okay.
00:00:46.140 Are you good, though?
00:00:47.060 Nah, I haven't been hooping in a minute.
00:00:48.560 I only hoop at all.
00:00:50.300 Okay.
00:00:51.220 I know you play.
00:00:52.320 No, I don't.
00:00:52.980 You do.
00:00:53.480 You're not a dunk and shit, bro.
00:00:54.640 You're athletic.
00:00:55.380 I'm black, though.
00:00:56.940 Okay, and I'm white.
00:00:58.160 Yeah.
00:00:58.480 You can shoot, maybe, but...
00:01:00.240 You're weird.
00:01:01.060 I can do...
00:01:01.780 Okay, Chad, what would you guys say my archetype is like, bro?
00:01:04.700 Have you seen me...
00:01:05.340 I played you.
00:01:06.520 I beat the fuck out to you.
00:01:07.300 No, you didn't.
00:01:07.960 Because I beat Davis, and then I beat Kai, and then I...
00:01:10.900 I won't.
00:01:11.500 I beat you.
00:01:12.160 Brunny was there.
00:01:13.040 Remember?
00:01:13.460 Yeah, I do remember that, but you barely beat me, bro.
00:01:15.680 Yeah, but it was on some shit, like...
00:01:17.000 Yeah, but you saw the rim?
00:01:19.240 Nah, I ain't seen it.
00:01:20.060 This could be a good rim.
00:01:20.820 Like, it's a good...
00:01:21.440 I've seen a boxing ring.
00:01:22.580 You like it?
00:01:23.380 Let's box.
00:01:24.260 We could spar a little bit.
00:01:25.600 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, like, nah.
00:01:27.520 What?
00:01:28.760 Nah.
00:01:30.120 Oh, I can't believe you're here.
00:01:31.860 No, me neither.
00:01:32.380 It's amazing, bro.
00:01:33.120 I was gonna stand you up.
00:01:34.500 I know you were.
00:01:35.200 I can tell.
00:01:35.740 But I love you, though.
00:01:36.600 I know, I love you, too.
00:01:37.600 Wait, the FaceTime did it, right?
00:01:38.700 When I was like, Duke...
00:01:40.360 Yeah.
00:01:40.720 Yeah?
00:01:40.920 I was around people, and they was like, that's...
00:01:43.280 Like, they didn't know who you was and shit.
00:01:44.700 They thought I was gay?
00:01:45.420 Yeah, they were like...
00:01:46.180 They was looking at me like, I was gay.
00:01:47.740 I was like, I ain't gay.
00:01:49.120 That's just how he is.
00:01:50.040 He ain't.
00:01:50.780 No, no, I'm not gay, though.
00:01:52.300 Nah, but I just had a thought on you, because, like, I went for the tape this year.
00:01:55.840 No, I know, but you know I'm not actually gay.
00:01:59.180 Okay, do you think I'm gay?
00:02:00.520 Yeah.
00:02:01.440 100%.
00:02:01.760 100%.
00:02:02.400 Which is cool.
00:02:03.700 No, but I'm not gay.
00:02:04.620 Okay, so why do you think I'm gay?
00:02:08.100 What?
00:02:08.480 Bro, you gay.
00:02:09.260 No, but hold on, hold on.
00:02:10.000 Why do you legit think I'm gay, though?
00:02:11.580 Which you is, though.
00:02:12.380 I'm not gay.
00:02:13.560 I swear to God, I'm not gay.
00:02:14.740 I think the problem you be having is, like, you think people gonna, like, me to tell...
00:02:19.400 We gonna love you regardless.
00:02:20.880 No, I ain't not.
00:02:21.320 I've been telling you that for, like, two years, though.
00:02:23.360 Yeah, by the way, you guys remember when I was getting, like, canceled and shit, and,
00:02:25.560 like, you always had my back every time.
00:02:26.940 Yeah, but, like, I'm telling...
00:02:28.680 I was like, bro, he's...
00:02:29.300 He's been weird.
00:02:29.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:30.780 He been gay.
00:02:31.260 He been weird.
00:02:31.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:32.420 True, true, true.
00:02:33.180 But I don't give a fuck, though, so...
00:02:34.340 Yeah.
00:02:35.280 Kondi, you think I'm gay?
00:02:36.800 No.
00:02:37.860 Bro, why are you sitting so far now?
00:02:39.420 Here, I'll pull up a bar stool.
00:02:40.580 I'll pull up a bar stool.
00:02:41.220 Yeah, pull up.
00:02:42.260 Yeah, here.
00:02:42.760 Kondi, come here.
00:02:43.340 Oh, my gosh.
00:02:44.000 Here, I'll move this back, too.
00:02:44.960 I told you my back is fucked up.
00:02:47.020 Your butt?
00:02:47.640 My back.
00:02:48.220 Oh.
00:02:48.760 You know I've never seen kick like this?
00:02:50.780 Really?
00:02:51.340 I've never been on it before.
00:02:52.440 What'd you think?
00:02:54.180 Like, it looked kind of like other platforms.
00:02:57.200 It does look like a...
00:02:58.140 Yeah, it got, like, green, like, accents.
00:03:00.740 Bro, look, I've been eating hella healthy.
00:03:02.300 That's, um...
00:03:02.800 I'm just eating, like, chicken off a stick.
00:03:04.000 It's called, um, chicken skewer.
00:03:05.840 You know what that is?
00:03:06.360 Nah.
00:03:06.880 Wait, where'd you eat at?
00:03:08.700 Uh, STK.
00:03:10.280 It was good?
00:03:10.880 Yeah, it was right, yeah.
00:03:11.400 What'd you get?
00:03:12.000 Steak?
00:03:12.540 Yeah.
00:03:12.980 Nice.
00:03:13.400 Well, how'd you get your steak cooked?
00:03:14.900 Medium.
00:03:15.120 Medium well.
00:03:15.740 I get well.
00:03:16.560 Medium well.
00:03:17.060 No?
00:03:17.300 Medium.
00:03:17.740 Why?
00:03:17.920 I graduated.
00:03:18.760 I used to be well done, but, you know...
00:03:21.720 That's burnt.
00:03:22.540 Yeah.
00:03:23.080 That's like, be jerky.
00:03:24.720 So, I, like, graduated.
00:03:25.960 Dude, isn't it not cold in here?
00:03:27.440 Nah.
00:03:27.940 No.
00:03:28.480 Chillin.
00:03:28.740 It's fucking freezing, bro.
00:03:29.600 Everybody's been saying it's cold in Miami, but it feels good.
00:03:31.620 It feels really good.
00:03:32.560 It's nice weather outside.
00:03:33.260 What cologne you got on?
00:03:34.040 It smells good.
00:03:34.620 What?
00:03:35.160 Tidy shit.
00:03:36.080 But you want me putting on people on the cologne?
00:03:37.640 Tidy shit.
00:03:38.480 It's a secret, you know?
00:03:39.680 A lot of people do that.
00:03:40.360 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:40.900 Which is cool.
00:03:41.540 It's fine.
00:03:42.080 My bro, you gotta think.
00:03:42.840 Like, he has good skin, good smell.
00:03:44.620 He has great...
00:03:45.420 No, no, I'm not glazing.
00:03:46.620 No, no, no, no.
00:03:47.220 That's why.
00:03:47.920 What?
00:03:48.440 Oh, you know what?
00:03:48.960 You hide...
00:03:49.460 That was just compliments.
00:03:50.180 Do you hide your skin routine?
00:03:51.520 Nah.
00:03:52.180 Well, what do you do for clear skin?
00:03:54.000 Wash it.
00:03:55.080 Really?
00:03:55.320 No, not him, don't get pimples, bro.
00:03:57.020 Never.
00:03:57.740 Nah, I used to.
00:03:58.500 I mean...
00:03:58.840 Yeah, I get on the side a little bit right here.
00:04:00.660 Yeah.
00:04:01.380 Usually when I don't shower.
00:04:02.320 This shit comes from, like, simple shit, though.
00:04:03.860 Like what?
00:04:05.340 Like, not closing your pores.
00:04:08.140 You know, when you wash them with warm water, you gotta close them with cold water.
00:04:12.660 Simple shit.
00:04:13.560 Like that.
00:04:14.380 Yeah.
00:04:14.680 This shit is on my dick.
00:04:15.660 It's so annoying, bro.
00:04:16.680 Wait, why?
00:04:17.360 Oh, have y'all met before or not?
00:04:18.560 Nah.
00:04:19.140 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:19.440 Okay, so comedy, dude.
00:04:21.140 Me and him go way, way back.
00:04:22.520 Um, this is, like, my new buddy.
00:04:24.940 Well, not my new buddy.
00:04:25.500 Why do you say it like that, bro?
00:04:27.180 It's like my new buddy.
00:04:28.620 What's up?
00:04:28.960 What guy you trying to make me see?
00:04:30.140 This nigga is weird.
00:04:30.920 How long y'all don't know each other, though?
00:04:32.380 So I've known him for a couple years, but we just started getting close.
00:04:34.580 What?
00:04:34.860 He's a good guy.
00:04:35.880 I can see that.
00:04:37.280 Like hanging out and shit?
00:04:38.840 Yeah, he's cool.
00:04:39.740 He's cool.
00:04:40.160 Being around these shit.
00:04:40.740 I had a dream about you.
00:04:42.920 Um, when was this?
00:04:43.580 No, no, not like that.
00:04:44.300 You and Kai.
00:04:45.100 Hold on.
00:04:45.520 No, no.
00:04:45.960 Hold on.
00:04:46.540 I had a dream about you and Kai.
00:04:48.880 I want to say, what the fuck?
00:04:50.400 Like, holy shit.
00:04:52.380 I had a dream about you and Kai.
00:04:53.320 Bro, why the fuck you digging in your nose and shit, bro?
00:04:55.900 I'm itchy from the cell.
00:04:56.820 You want a Celsius?
00:04:57.840 I don't drink.
00:04:58.500 What is that?
00:04:59.200 Energy.
00:04:59.680 Oh, my God.
00:05:00.080 Please just trust me, okay?
00:05:01.120 It's like you're on crack.
00:05:02.260 I want to, like, literally.
00:05:03.320 That drives you crazy.
00:05:04.100 It drives you?
00:05:04.760 Yeah.
00:05:05.120 I don't drink.
00:05:05.760 I never even drunk a Red Bull.
00:05:07.000 No, it's not alcohol.
00:05:08.380 I don't drink energy drinks, though.
00:05:10.020 Yeah, you have.
00:05:10.860 No, I don't.
00:05:11.560 When you were in the Army, I thought they said that, like, you, they would drink energy because
00:05:15.760 they would get up so early in the morning.
00:05:16.980 Nah, that's crap.
00:05:17.500 See, that was natural?
00:05:20.180 You didn't have no choice.
00:05:21.060 How many hours of sleep before you get it?
00:05:22.480 Like, three.
00:05:23.280 That's crazy.
00:05:24.500 Yeah.
00:05:25.480 Yeah.
00:05:26.000 But go ahead, though.
00:05:27.200 The dream.
00:05:27.700 Oh, I had a dream about you and Kai.
00:05:29.300 Okay.
00:05:29.800 Okay.
00:05:30.180 I'm not great.
00:05:30.780 So, in the dream, we were on a boat in Miami in the summer, and we all had our shirts off.
00:05:36.400 Sounded like a great fucking top.
00:05:37.560 And we were on a yacht, and there was hella girls.
00:05:39.880 Oh, they're celibate.
00:05:40.780 Yeah.
00:05:41.260 More of a sound.
00:05:42.140 Too bad I'm abstinent.
00:05:44.120 You're not fucking?
00:05:45.020 Nah.
00:05:45.200 No, you're celibate.
00:05:46.140 It's, it's, nah.
00:05:47.760 Same shit.
00:05:48.440 Same shit, but my check put me on, like, it's abstinent.
00:05:51.620 So, what's the sauce?
00:05:52.680 What's the difference?
00:05:54.420 Abstinence and celibacy?
00:05:56.340 Um, type shit.
00:05:57.660 Well, what's the difference?
00:05:58.460 I forgot, I forgot, like, the details and shit, minor details, but nigga, basically,
00:06:01.660 I'm not fucking.
00:06:03.000 Basically.
00:06:03.340 So, when was the last time you had sex?
00:06:05.200 Uh, it's been about a year.
00:06:06.740 Me too?
00:06:08.280 Top off.
00:06:09.660 He's capping, bro.
00:06:10.400 He's lying.
00:06:10.600 Really?
00:06:11.020 He's lying.
00:06:11.220 Bro, what the fuck?
00:06:12.200 He's lying, bro.
00:06:12.780 What do you mean, what the fuck?
00:06:13.580 Why would I, you think I would lie to you?
00:06:14.680 Are you lying on your dick?
00:06:16.020 No, I don't lie on my penis.
00:06:17.700 Look, the whole chat even saying capping.
00:06:19.160 All right, so, when do you, who, who do I fuck?
00:06:21.260 Who do I fuck?
00:06:21.520 When last time you fuck?
00:06:22.340 Why is this shit so little?
00:06:23.760 Sorry.
00:06:24.160 I mean, you can boost it up.
00:06:25.440 Yeah.
00:06:25.840 Yeah.
00:06:26.060 I feel like I'm good with that.
00:06:27.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
00:06:28.840 Who you been, who you been fucking, bro?
00:06:30.360 Nobody, bro.
00:06:31.060 Nobody.
00:06:31.400 I like this new girl, though.
00:06:32.220 But we haven't had sex.
00:06:35.960 Damn, now you want to look all tall and shit on me.
00:06:37.400 Oh, yeah, fuck up.
00:06:38.120 Nah, nah, dude.
00:06:38.900 You just had to, like...
00:06:39.840 He picked up your phone.
00:06:40.640 Oh, appreciate it, bro.
00:06:41.200 Thank you.
00:06:43.460 But yeah, bro.
00:06:44.440 What, bro?
00:06:45.420 What the fuck you looking at?
00:06:46.300 Nothing.
00:06:46.660 It's just funny.
00:06:47.120 You're like...
00:06:47.280 Damn, I feel like I haven't, like, talked to your chat in a minute.
00:06:49.200 I know.
00:06:49.740 Can you live?
00:06:50.500 I know.
00:06:51.000 I know.
00:06:51.380 It's crazy, bro.
00:06:52.280 Damn.
00:06:52.820 Well, first of all, we need to run back that fucking A&P stream with me.
00:06:56.800 Remember how good that...
00:06:57.880 It was good.
00:06:58.340 We did it last year, and then the year...
00:07:00.040 We did it 2021-2022.
00:07:01.360 We didn't do it in 2023.
00:07:02.380 We gotta do it, like, next month.
00:07:04.980 Okay.
00:07:05.620 Me, you, Davis.
00:07:08.120 Agent, Phantom, Kai, Chris.
00:07:11.720 Yeah.
00:07:12.400 Snaggy, he was there.
00:07:14.100 Yeah, he left, though.
00:07:15.180 But I want to have speed this time.
00:07:16.780 Okay.
00:07:17.680 Sounds like a great fucking time.
00:07:18.800 It's an eight-eight-eight.
00:07:20.140 It's an eight-man show.
00:07:22.240 It'd be great.
00:07:23.360 Yeah, hell yeah.
00:07:24.080 You want a water?
00:07:25.020 Nah.
00:07:25.640 The dream.
00:07:27.820 I just told you.
00:07:28.660 We're on a boat with our shirts off,
00:07:29.700 and we're just singing music and drinking.
00:07:31.220 Is it?
00:07:31.600 And drinking and drinking.
00:07:32.840 So, basically, you...
00:07:33.880 You know, dreaming is basically, like, subconsciously.
00:07:36.480 Thank you.
00:07:36.620 That's either what you want to happen or, like, you fear.
00:07:39.760 Yeah.
00:07:40.120 So, shit.
00:07:40.600 Nah, yeah.
00:07:41.020 So, we had a...
00:07:42.760 Again, it wasn't a gay dream.
00:07:43.920 We all had our shirts off.
00:07:44.660 We were around bitches.
00:07:45.640 You get what I'm saying?
00:07:46.220 As long as bitches do this stuff.
00:07:47.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:48.100 Exactly.
00:07:48.980 Type shit.
00:07:49.400 But, like, we can turn it...
00:07:51.140 Like, we can make that happen.
00:07:52.520 Really?
00:07:53.040 Like, we can all get on a boat.
00:07:54.420 A really big boat.
00:07:55.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:55.980 Yeah.
00:07:56.560 We should all get on a boat.
00:07:57.920 Yeah, like, like...
00:07:59.180 But, like...
00:08:00.140 But, like...
00:08:01.280 You know what I'm saying?
00:08:01.840 Like, we all chilling and shit.
00:08:03.740 Laughing, joking.
00:08:04.620 The bitches, they not really in all conversations.
00:08:06.960 They just around.
00:08:07.560 Yeah, they're around.
00:08:08.620 Right?
00:08:08.900 You know, like...
00:08:09.380 And they're just like, yes, bitch.
00:08:10.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:11.400 But they not really, like, fuck y'all for real.
00:08:13.380 Right, right, right.
00:08:14.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:14.260 I feel you, yeah.
00:08:14.940 Yeah.
00:08:15.340 So, you know how it is.
00:08:16.160 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:16.580 But, all right, bro.
00:08:17.300 Well, what are you even up to?
00:08:18.960 Type shit.
00:08:20.940 Life.
00:08:21.460 Life.
00:08:21.700 Work.
00:08:22.840 Same shit you be doing, pretty much.
00:08:24.420 Not really, though.
00:08:25.220 I feel like I...
00:08:26.240 You're, like, mysterious.
00:08:27.740 Like, I feel like...
00:08:28.560 What do you do?
00:08:30.120 Like, what do you do, like, as far as, like...
00:08:32.160 What do you do when you wake up?
00:08:33.800 Boom.
00:08:34.840 Wake up, like, down 46.
00:08:37.560 I wake up, like, down 46.
00:08:39.200 Okay.
00:08:42.120 Oh, this is mine.
00:08:43.140 Yeah.
00:08:43.460 Appreciate it.
00:08:43.860 Hey, hey!
00:08:45.200 You gonna be on my team.
00:08:46.820 What's the hell?
00:08:47.260 To who?
00:08:47.860 You ain't bring me water.
00:08:51.000 Wait, wait!
00:08:52.940 Me and you versus these two.
00:08:54.280 Yeah.
00:08:55.240 Huh?
00:08:55.760 Okay, then do it in the ring, too.
00:08:57.900 Us two versus you two in the ring.
00:08:59.500 Like, racco match?
00:09:00.340 Like, tag team?
00:09:00.980 No.
00:09:01.400 Boxing?
00:09:01.940 Boxing.
00:09:02.420 I can't do nothing boxing.
00:09:03.620 My back is fucked up.
00:09:04.380 His back is fucked up.
00:09:05.200 Okay, one-on-one with me and you.
00:09:06.300 Run the ones.
00:09:06.880 Okay.
00:09:07.700 I'm kidding.
00:09:08.360 You too.
00:09:09.400 I don't know how to box, so...
00:09:11.220 Oh, yeah, well, I do.
00:09:12.580 Anyways, 1146.
00:09:13.880 Okay.
00:09:14.360 Boom.
00:09:14.800 My assistant called me and gave me the rundown about,
00:09:17.400 like, shit I gotta do.
00:09:19.740 Get some food.
00:09:21.620 Then I complete all the tasks that my assistant told me to do.
00:09:25.000 Nice.
00:09:25.580 You know, and then I might...
00:09:26.700 You have a girl assistant, right?
00:09:27.640 Yeah.
00:09:27.840 Okay, cool.
00:09:28.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:28.740 They're more organized.
00:09:29.740 Yeah, 100%.
00:09:30.340 That's my guy assistant.
00:09:31.600 Seem like a great fucking guy.
00:09:32.600 He's a great guy, but he...
00:09:34.180 You know, sometimes...
00:09:35.380 Because he's a guy.
00:09:36.220 You know how guys are.
00:09:36.980 Do you hit him?
00:09:38.280 No, I don't hit him.
00:09:39.380 Oh, okay.
00:09:40.600 Why do you...
00:09:41.480 I'm making sure.
00:09:42.440 Wait, why do you think I hit him?
00:09:43.540 No, I'm just saying, like...
00:09:44.680 Yeah.
00:09:45.760 It came off that way.
00:09:47.360 Okay.
00:09:47.620 You did this.
00:09:48.540 Oh, no.
00:09:49.260 Yeah.
00:09:49.860 Okay, so you wake up.
00:09:50.980 You do the assistant tasks.
00:09:52.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:53.100 And then, like...
00:09:54.780 You know, throughout the day, I'm thinking,
00:09:56.340 should I stream?
00:09:57.740 Nah.
00:09:58.100 Nah.
00:09:59.240 Nah, man, nah.
00:10:00.200 You don't like streaming?
00:10:02.620 Just here and there?
00:10:03.580 Yeah, here and there, yeah.
00:10:04.580 Whenever I feel like it.
00:10:05.900 Yeah.
00:10:06.760 Because, like, you know, they're trying to bully you.
00:10:08.720 Oh, they do it to me really bad.
00:10:10.120 I can tell.
00:10:10.740 I go through it.
00:10:11.900 Like, your chat owns you.
00:10:13.940 They do?
00:10:14.480 Like, they tell you do something, you do it.
00:10:16.360 Wait, really?
00:10:17.040 I mean, that's what it look like.
00:10:18.700 Wait, so you think I actually cater to them?
00:10:20.960 Yeah.
00:10:22.260 Which is good, though.
00:10:23.120 Yeah, but sometimes I'm too deep in, and they're like...
00:10:25.580 Which is fine.
00:10:26.280 Okay, but, like, they really do own me, I think.
00:10:27.760 Yeah, but, you know, whatever.
00:10:30.460 But why do they think they own me?
00:10:31.900 Well, you gotta tell them, bitch-ass, that you're like,
00:10:33.580 but y'all niggas don't own shit.
00:10:34.840 See, they saying facts.
00:10:35.660 Okay, but, like, when you say that, you...
00:10:37.660 Okay, yo, you guys don't own me.
00:10:41.040 Yeah.
00:10:42.080 Okay, let's hear what they say.
00:10:43.040 Hold on.
00:10:45.220 See, like, shut up, cap.
00:10:47.300 Yeah, see, why?
00:10:48.180 Bro, you a bitch.
00:10:49.920 That's basically, like, what I just got from it, right?
00:10:52.300 Yeah.
00:10:52.720 Yeah.
00:10:53.100 It's the way he talks, bro.
00:10:54.440 Okay, so you do it.
00:10:55.900 No, this is not...
00:10:56.460 He can't do it.
00:10:57.080 I can't do it.
00:10:57.320 It's not my stream.
00:10:57.980 Yeah, like...
00:10:58.740 Yo, you are being weird, Jordan.
00:11:01.320 Damn.
00:11:03.120 It's cool, though.
00:11:03.920 Yeah, but, you know, think about, like, shit, I stream?
00:11:07.620 They'll be like, nah.
00:11:08.300 So, okay, so you don't go live.
00:11:11.080 No.
00:11:11.300 So what do you do?
00:11:12.980 I'll be working, bro.
00:11:15.220 Like, like, listen.
00:11:16.320 Okay.
00:11:16.920 You just ate and rose.
00:11:19.160 Okay.
00:11:19.840 I'm, like, I got obligations and shit.
00:11:21.400 You're dookie.
00:11:22.380 I'm dookie.
00:11:23.160 You know I've been calling you dookie for years.
00:11:25.360 Which is...
00:11:25.880 Bro, that's so...
00:11:26.600 Come on.
00:11:27.220 That's the nickname I call you.
00:11:28.240 Hey, but you know what's crazy?
00:11:29.200 What?
00:11:30.600 Because you started calling me that.
00:11:31.900 Like, females be calling me that.
00:11:33.440 Really?
00:11:34.320 Yeah.
00:11:35.520 I'm, like, bro.
00:11:36.240 Wait, has a man ever said that to you?
00:11:38.200 Not men.
00:11:39.060 Like, it'd be, like, last 13-year-olds.
00:11:41.000 Like, 14-year-olds run up to you?
00:11:42.140 Like, they don't say no more.
00:11:43.920 They be saying, like, Rizzler and shit.
00:11:46.880 They be on some other shit now, but...
00:11:50.100 Yeah, but...
00:11:50.880 Yeah.
00:11:51.340 I'll be chilling, though.
00:11:52.220 Yeah.
00:11:52.860 But, damn.
00:11:54.840 Yeah, bro, you know, when I started calling you dookie,
00:11:58.040 it was intended for me to troll you,
00:12:00.000 but it's not even like that anymore.
00:12:01.180 I've been calling you dookie.
00:12:02.220 Yeah, yeah.
00:12:02.660 I used to hate you and shit until I realized...
00:12:05.160 You done never hated me.
00:12:06.300 Stop it.
00:12:06.880 You did not hate me.
00:12:07.620 Hit me out.
00:12:08.000 Hit me out.
00:12:08.700 I ain't fucked with you for real until I met you, like, awful hard.
00:12:13.000 Oh, you didn't like me when we played 2K on stream?
00:12:16.200 Nah.
00:12:17.260 Why?
00:12:17.920 I don't know, bro.
00:12:19.060 What was your favorite 2K?
00:12:21.020 19.
00:12:22.100 I know it's your favorite.
00:12:23.300 Nah, my favorite?
00:12:24.720 19.
00:12:25.200 That's your favorite.
00:12:25.520 It was your 16.
00:12:26.300 But 19 was your year, like, where you, like, your life changed.
00:12:29.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:30.400 Mine was 20.
00:12:31.240 Okay.
00:12:31.960 But I'm saying, like, your 2K 19, you obviously killed at 20.
00:12:36.540 I'm saying, you know what I mean?
00:12:37.220 Your 19 was, like, when I...
00:12:38.620 19 was, like, where I created myself.
00:12:42.820 That's where I was like, oh, shit.
00:12:43.880 Duke's the shock-creating stretch big.
00:12:46.680 Which is fine.
00:12:47.580 No, I'm saying that's what you like?
00:12:48.360 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:48.600 That's what I was, yeah.
00:12:49.220 Yeah, I used to watch you.
00:12:50.020 Yeah.
00:12:50.400 I told you that.
00:12:50.980 Like, I used to see your shit.
00:12:52.920 But what?
00:12:53.480 But, like, I'm not the type of person to, like, make friends easy.
00:12:55.800 I know.
00:12:56.260 So, like...
00:12:56.660 No, I know.
00:12:57.020 You are what they call an introvert.
00:12:59.300 Which is fine.
00:12:59.840 Which is fine.
00:13:00.360 Yeah.
00:13:00.820 So, like, I used to see your shit and, like, okay.
00:13:03.820 Wait, how old are you now?
00:13:04.780 29.
00:13:05.680 I'm going to turn 30.
00:13:06.740 When?
00:13:07.400 Next month.
00:13:08.040 Okay, so what are we doing for your 30th?
00:13:09.240 I got to be there for your 30th.
00:13:10.740 You can be there for my 30th.
00:13:11.600 I have to.
00:13:12.120 It's your 30th birthday.
00:13:13.000 I can.
00:13:13.400 Okay, so what are we doing?
00:13:14.480 Bob, see, I haven't decided yet.
00:13:16.580 All right.
00:13:17.340 Yeah.
00:13:17.780 I'm going to be 30, bro.
00:13:18.960 Yeah.
00:13:19.300 How old are you?
00:13:20.420 23 now.
00:13:21.640 Damn.
00:13:22.300 What do you mean?
00:13:23.160 Ironic?
00:13:24.020 No, not damn, like...
00:13:25.540 Oh, you met me when I was 19.
00:13:27.140 I'm just saying, like, bro.
00:13:28.180 Like, you seen your girl.
00:13:28.960 Yeah, like...
00:13:29.380 You really did, bro.
00:13:30.380 Like, bro, y'all was some boppers, bro.
00:13:32.080 Am I getting...
00:13:32.680 Am I more mature than when I first was when I first met you?
00:13:35.660 Fuck, no.
00:13:36.620 I'm the same?
00:13:37.220 You're exactly the same.
00:13:39.960 Bro, you're exactly the same.
00:13:41.860 How?
00:13:42.380 Like, you less, like, just because you troll less...
00:13:45.400 Okay.
00:13:46.300 It's still, like...
00:13:47.700 Like, you troll less, but it's still the same troll.
00:13:50.000 Like, you called me the other day with fake balls.
00:13:54.340 You're weird, though.
00:13:55.380 Bro, you called me with fake balls, bro.
00:13:57.680 I gotta use the restroom.
00:13:59.300 One second.
00:14:00.120 Ah, shit.
00:14:00.840 I see you're gonna do some weird shit, bro.
00:14:02.200 See?
00:14:02.740 See?
00:14:03.040 So, I'm talking about, bro.
00:14:03.840 Oh, my God.
00:14:04.420 Chad, you see what I'm talking about?
00:14:05.580 No, all right.
00:14:06.260 Chad, look at this.
00:14:06.860 You know the worst part?
00:14:08.140 Chad.
00:14:08.760 Dude, I had this on for, like, the whole time.
00:14:11.100 I forgot.
00:14:12.000 That's fucked.
00:14:12.820 Bro, you see what I'm talking about, though?
00:14:14.120 I was...
00:14:14.480 I wasn't gonna prank...
00:14:15.380 Bro.
00:14:15.620 I was gonna prank Devo with it.
00:14:16.740 Right.
00:14:17.280 Yeah, it's Devo.
00:14:17.860 Bro, listen, bro.
00:14:19.820 You haven't changed a bit in, like, three and a half years.
00:14:24.300 So, I'm the same.
00:14:25.300 Exactly the same.
00:14:26.680 You just, like...
00:14:27.860 There isn't...
00:14:29.080 There's not enough opportunity for you to troll as much.
00:14:31.680 Because we don't really talk.
00:14:32.620 Like...
00:14:32.860 We don't.
00:14:33.860 I hit you up.
00:14:34.420 We hit each other up.
00:14:35.180 We do.
00:14:35.660 Yeah.
00:14:35.900 And we just reconnect like that.
00:14:37.040 Like, love you, bro.
00:14:37.900 Love you, too.
00:14:38.540 Yeah, bro.
00:14:38.960 Because you know what I love.
00:14:39.720 We are legit brothers.
00:14:41.060 And people don't really understand that.
00:14:42.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:42.720 We are.
00:14:43.220 We're just opposites, though.
00:14:44.740 Yeah, completely.
00:14:45.420 I really don't feel comfortable.
00:14:46.580 Yeah, no.
00:14:47.060 All my bad.
00:14:47.500 No.
00:14:47.840 How long have you been going your dress up for?
00:14:49.300 Two years.
00:14:50.460 Going on two years.
00:14:51.160 Yeah, I just started my shits.
00:14:52.080 All right.
00:14:53.140 Let me use the potty real quick.
00:14:55.260 You guys chop it up.
00:14:56.620 What the fuck is a potty?
00:14:57.480 The bathroom.
00:14:58.360 The bathroom.
00:14:59.340 Yo, this is so...
00:15:01.060 Hey, do he be, like, bothering you?
00:15:03.840 Who, him?
00:15:04.360 Yeah.
00:15:04.660 Yeah, he be trying to troll me and shit, bro.
00:15:06.000 Right.
00:15:06.780 I feel like you can, like, be the nigga answer.
00:15:08.380 Like, take shit, bro.
00:15:09.200 He don't want to fight me.
00:15:10.520 Word.
00:15:10.700 But I wouldn't even fight him, bro.
00:15:11.600 I wouldn't be fair, bro.
00:15:12.420 Bro, he like a little brother.
00:15:15.260 Like, you know, like an innocent, you know what I'm saying?
00:15:18.860 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:19.100 You really can't, like, be upset with him.
00:15:21.200 Yeah, yeah.
00:15:21.640 You know what I'm saying?
00:15:23.420 So, what, y'all started with the gay shit, too?
00:15:25.660 Nah, shit.
00:15:26.260 I ain't start with that gay shit.
00:15:27.140 Yeah.
00:15:27.400 Do you be doing that shit?
00:15:28.120 Nah, hell no.
00:15:28.720 Right?
00:15:29.580 Fuck that shit.
00:15:31.260 A lot of people, man, they be...
00:15:33.060 Can you please beat him in basketball, like, 21-0, so he's, like, humble?
00:15:35.620 Nah, bro.
00:15:36.060 You gotta, like...
00:15:36.680 Bro, that's my home, bro.
00:15:37.800 That's my brother, so...
00:15:38.460 Oh, you gotta let him think he's good.
00:15:39.340 Yeah, bro, like, you can't kill, you can't...
00:15:41.400 Bro, you can't kill, like, egos and shit like that.
00:15:44.560 Yeah, yeah, fuck that.
00:15:45.160 But, you know who Davis is?
00:15:47.600 I'm Davis?
00:15:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:48.760 See, but him, me and him played, I'd be him 12-1.
00:15:52.460 I had to kill his ego, though.
00:15:54.500 But Aiden is a great fucking guy.
00:15:56.300 So, I'd give him, like, six, seven points.
00:15:58.540 Dude, that was fast.
00:15:59.660 Yeah, I can beat.
00:16:01.240 Wait, can we put money on the game when you won't be won?
00:16:03.400 Yeah, hell yeah.
00:16:04.160 Well, me and Duke are gonna play a quick game.
00:16:05.580 I got Duke.
00:16:06.220 How much you want to love?
00:16:06.700 Look, um, probably...
00:16:09.200 Oh, you can sit down.
00:16:09.820 Thank you, bro.
00:16:10.260 Sorry, I'm not trying to kick you out of here.
00:16:11.440 How much you want to love?
00:16:12.720 Uh, I'll bet $1,000 I beat Duke.
00:16:15.340 No, it's locked.
00:16:16.060 Wait, this hand, because I probably see how it works.
00:16:17.200 Oh, okay, thank you, bro.
00:16:17.940 $1,000 locked.
00:16:18.680 Yeah, $1,000.
00:16:20.320 It was awkward?
00:16:21.040 Wait, what happened, Chad?
00:16:21.820 What did he say?
00:16:22.800 But this is what I'm talking about, the chat.
00:16:23.940 Was it awkward?
00:16:24.860 Nah, I mean, he was having a great fucking time.
00:16:26.340 Oh, cool.
00:16:26.840 Yeah, Chad's just weird.
00:16:27.800 Yeah.
00:16:28.420 Yeah.
00:16:29.660 When we play it right now?
00:16:31.360 A few minutes.
00:16:32.380 Okay.
00:16:32.580 So, like, your car is green.
00:16:36.780 Everything is green down there.
00:16:38.320 Because, you know, I own kick, so...
00:16:40.980 That's how I dick ride, though.
00:16:42.340 How?
00:16:43.500 Everything is green.
00:16:44.800 I've seen green shirts and shit.
00:16:47.080 Green signs.
00:16:48.060 How is that?
00:16:48.440 A green boxery, a green car.
00:16:50.600 Is that dick sucking?
00:16:51.280 I've seen a green punching bag.
00:16:53.760 So, is that glazing?
00:16:55.700 I think that's dick sucking.
00:16:56.640 Really?
00:16:57.280 Yeah.
00:16:58.040 So, what?
00:16:58.460 I should go black and white and red and blue?
00:17:00.960 Like, I don't know.
00:17:01.420 What do I do?
00:17:02.020 I mean, just be you.
00:17:03.300 You're right.
00:17:03.780 So, do what I want to do.
00:17:04.740 Yeah, bro.
00:17:05.180 Like, having your whole colored, like, wheel taken over by a kick is a little dick riding.
00:17:12.840 Gotcha.
00:17:13.360 You want a dick rider, bro.
00:17:14.340 Yeah.
00:17:14.700 That's kind of...
00:17:15.260 That's a little dick riding.
00:17:17.180 Okay.
00:17:17.540 Because, like, you own it and shit, so you're taking a little pride in it.
00:17:20.600 Gotcha.
00:17:21.080 But other than that...
00:17:21.680 Why is your wallpaper you?
00:17:23.480 Because one of my supporters made this for me.
00:17:25.820 Yeah, but it's not a little bit, like, weird?
00:17:28.520 Is it?
00:17:29.260 Check?
00:17:29.780 Well, no.
00:17:30.160 Not that your supporters made it.
00:17:30.840 I love that.
00:17:31.700 Like, why is it you?
00:17:33.400 Maybe you should put your wallpaper to me.
00:17:35.180 Okay.
00:17:35.520 I'm sorry.
00:17:36.500 I'm not out.
00:17:37.300 Dude, I'm just kidding, bro.
00:17:38.860 I'm kidding.
00:17:39.440 Bro.
00:17:39.940 No.
00:17:40.220 Some of my supporters made the fucking collage.
00:17:42.600 No, it's hard.
00:17:43.120 It's hard.
00:17:43.420 It's hard.
00:17:43.940 Yeah, it's hard.
00:17:44.320 Are your favorite superhero Spider-Man?
00:17:45.700 Hell, nah.
00:17:46.880 Tight shit.
00:17:47.700 Oh.
00:17:48.180 I thought it was the other.
00:17:48.980 Oh, hell, nah.
00:17:49.480 What's yours?
00:17:50.600 Spider-Man.
00:17:52.540 Okay.
00:17:53.220 That's my favorite superhero.
00:17:54.200 Nice.
00:17:54.880 But, you want my case for you?
00:17:55.860 No, no, no.
00:17:56.260 I just thought that we had the same superhero.
00:17:58.980 Let me see, man.
00:18:00.680 See?
00:18:01.800 Okay, but that's different.
00:18:02.900 Come on.
00:18:03.440 It's A to the next kick.
00:18:04.620 You know.
00:18:05.280 Right.
00:18:06.560 All right.
00:18:07.220 It is what it is.
00:18:08.140 You got to look.
00:18:08.620 Oh, okay.
00:18:09.060 It was green at first.
00:18:10.660 It was?
00:18:11.120 It was green at first.
00:18:12.040 Oh, shit.
00:18:13.120 I'm looking ready to hoop.
00:18:14.700 Yeah.
00:18:15.280 Let me finish that Celsius real quick.
00:18:17.600 All right.
00:18:17.760 So, we're like $1,000.
00:18:18.720 $1,000, yeah.
00:18:19.480 All right.
00:18:20.260 Read the pen.
00:18:21.540 Dude, it's Con...
00:18:23.260 Convy or Convoy?
00:18:24.500 Convy.
00:18:25.040 Convy.
00:18:26.140 Is he allowed to say nigga?
00:18:27.700 These kids are so annoying.
00:18:29.120 Is he?
00:18:30.740 So, he's not black.
00:18:32.620 Right.
00:18:32.920 But he's a Cuban.
00:18:34.420 I'm Hispanic.
00:18:34.820 Kind of like Dominicans.
00:18:35.980 Yeah.
00:18:36.360 I was born in Miami.
00:18:37.480 What'd you think?
00:18:38.980 See, those are like sticky.
00:18:41.400 You know what I'm saying?
00:18:42.120 Like...
00:18:42.460 I don't say it in a racist term.
00:18:45.220 Like, I don't.
00:18:45.720 It's kind of like...
00:18:46.460 It's kind of like Mexicans say nigga a lot.
00:18:48.300 Yeah, they do.
00:18:48.860 You know what I'm saying?
00:18:49.400 Yeah.
00:18:49.540 Nobody really be...
00:18:50.260 No, he's Mexican.
00:18:50.960 So, what I'm saying is, you know...
00:18:52.820 Hispanic.
00:18:53.340 No, I know.
00:18:54.480 So, it's sticky.
00:18:56.300 So, how does he get...
00:18:57.480 How do you maneuver your way?
00:18:59.420 How do you...
00:19:00.160 How is he...
00:19:00.840 How do you know if he's valid to say it?
00:19:02.160 Like, in a sense it's sticky.
00:19:02.980 I mean, he in one of those great areas where, like, if somebody wanted to be an asshole about
00:19:11.860 it.
00:19:12.080 Okay.
00:19:13.060 But then, it would be like, bro, you being an asshole.
00:19:15.580 Gotcha.
00:19:16.120 Like, if a...
00:19:16.980 It could be an asshole black dude who would say, stop saying it.
00:19:21.080 You know what I'm saying?
00:19:21.580 No, but it's never happened though.
00:19:22.500 Exactly.
00:19:23.320 But, you could come across the one...
00:19:25.680 That might try...
00:19:26.900 Ah!
00:19:27.560 And that was like...
00:19:28.980 Now, you look at his, like, circle and everybody black.
00:19:33.460 And it's like, they didn't have an issue.
00:19:34.600 Okay, let me ask you a question.
00:19:35.640 You were...
00:19:36.120 I know it's way past this.
00:19:37.560 Were you genuinely upset when Ray from, you know, Ray, who Kai met in Japan?
00:19:42.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:43.180 Were you mad when he actually said the N word?
00:19:44.560 No, I wasn't mad.
00:19:45.760 It was...
00:19:46.200 But it was just like, the asshole.
00:19:48.780 Oh, the assholes were mad about it.
00:19:50.240 No, no, no.
00:19:51.020 Like, how did you say it?
00:19:52.400 Yeah.
00:19:52.720 The whole world was like, go Ray.
00:19:56.800 And I was the asshole.
00:19:58.180 Oh, you were.
00:19:59.220 Because what did you say again?
00:20:00.220 No, I was just saying, like, he doesn't supposed to be saying it.
00:20:03.180 He was just different.
00:20:04.600 Oh, okay.
00:20:05.080 That's different.
00:20:05.600 He is a whole...
00:20:06.580 What is he?
00:20:08.020 What is Ray?
00:20:08.780 He's Japanese, right?
00:20:09.820 Because he's...
00:20:11.160 I'm not trying to be racist, because he met him in Japan.
00:20:12.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:13.620 What a...
00:20:14.100 I think he's Taiwanese.
00:20:15.060 Taiwan.
00:20:15.420 Oh, he's Taiwanese?
00:20:16.260 Taiwan.
00:20:16.620 Everybody in Miami says it.
00:20:17.660 No matter white, black, purple, green.
00:20:19.240 Hey, look.
00:20:19.580 Everybody says it.
00:20:20.080 Sorry, I didn't mean Ray for disrespect to you.
00:20:21.760 No, no, no.
00:20:22.080 You met him in Japan.
00:20:22.660 Look, look, look.
00:20:23.160 Ray is the most innocent human I've ever met.
00:20:26.740 Oh, I see.
00:20:27.460 You know what I'm saying?
00:20:27.960 He seems like a sweetheart.
00:20:28.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:29.420 A sweet kid, yeah.
00:20:30.260 I wasn't mad that he said it.
00:20:31.320 All I said was, he's not supposed to say it.
00:20:33.760 When I was with Chief Keef on stage, did you see it?
00:20:35.840 You said it?
00:20:37.320 You didn't know that I said it?
00:20:38.560 Nah.
00:20:39.440 I seen the clip going around.
00:20:41.640 Yeah.
00:20:42.000 I just thought, like, it was some bullshit.
00:20:44.020 But did you say it, though?
00:20:45.560 You want to see it?
00:20:46.540 Yeah.
00:20:47.100 All right, let me pull it up real quick.
00:20:48.100 All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:21:14.380 I love you, bro.
00:21:36.000 And I don't want you to look at me differently.
00:21:37.240 Bro, I was on stage with Chief Keef, one of the greatest trap artists of all time.
00:21:40.600 And I said, are you sure?
00:21:41.760 And I just didn't know how to react at the moment.
00:21:43.000 I'm sorry, bro, I got peer pressure.
00:21:43.940 It was my birthday.
00:21:46.260 I don't have a racist bone in my body, dude.
00:21:47.900 I love you.
00:21:48.460 And you know I love you.
00:21:49.380 And I don't even look at us as white, black.
00:21:51.740 I don't care about that, bro.
00:21:52.960 I don't care.
00:21:53.820 I love you.
00:21:54.560 I think it was fair that he said it was his birthday.
00:21:56.560 That's not your job to sit.
00:21:57.520 Let him talk.
00:21:58.780 Oh, yeah, you're a dick brother.
00:21:59.740 No, I'm not.
00:22:00.240 You're not black.
00:22:01.280 Wait, wait, wait.
00:22:02.180 I really, listen.
00:22:03.520 I speak for all niggas around the world.
00:22:07.080 Okay.
00:22:07.320 It's not something that becomes accessible because it's your birthday.
00:22:12.420 100%.
00:22:12.700 No, no, yeah, yeah, 100%.
00:22:14.020 I just don't want, you know what I'm saying?
00:22:16.060 Yeah, I get what you're saying.
00:22:18.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:18.600 It doesn't matter what's my birthday.
00:22:19.400 It don't matter.
00:22:20.180 It doesn't matter.
00:22:20.680 Shit, yeah, nah.
00:22:23.400 Great fucking guy.
00:22:24.280 Chief Keef.
00:22:24.620 Okay.
00:22:24.920 Great fucking guy.
00:22:25.560 Yeah.
00:22:25.720 Yeah.
00:22:25.820 I grew up with a white dude named Cody.
00:22:33.700 He never fucking said it, though.
00:22:35.320 Mm-hmm.
00:22:36.820 He's a great guy.
00:22:38.000 Yeah.
00:22:38.780 I think that you shouldn't have said it.
00:22:43.880 I shouldn't have, okay.
00:22:44.860 I think you shouldn't have said it.
00:22:45.680 Okay.
00:22:46.220 Because, like, like me, right?
00:22:52.160 Mm-hmm.
00:22:53.140 I'm your friend.
00:22:53.900 Do you classify me as your friend?
00:22:55.140 Bro, you're not even my friend.
00:22:56.500 You're my brother, for real.
00:22:57.860 I really do, like, okay.
00:22:59.560 Because we've kicked it off camera, like, you're genuine and shit.
00:23:01.500 Yeah, right, right, right, right, right, right.
00:23:02.500 Yeah.
00:23:04.960 I think, like, out of respect for, like, the people who wouldn't want you saying it.
00:23:10.600 Okay.
00:23:11.320 Like, if one person told you to say it, knowing it was going to offend 100,000,
00:23:20.640 your excuse for saying it can't be what he told me to say it.
00:23:24.280 So, what's my excuse?
00:23:26.160 It is one.
00:23:27.000 You don't have one.
00:23:27.960 Because you know it's wrong.
00:23:29.700 Yeah, facts.
00:23:31.740 Like, you know you was dead-ass wrong.
00:23:33.560 What?
00:23:34.840 Fuck you looking at, man?
00:23:36.040 Wait, okay.
00:23:36.460 So, let me ask a question.
00:23:37.940 Do you, are you offended by that?
00:23:40.780 I know you're speaking for all.
00:23:42.120 Yeah.
00:23:42.620 Are you?
00:23:43.380 Because, you know, I would never want to offend you.
00:23:44.700 No, no, no, no, right.
00:23:45.360 And I, you know, I don't.
00:23:50.100 I want to say offend.
00:23:52.060 I'm not offended by it.
00:23:53.120 Okay, thank God.
00:23:53.780 I'm not offended by it.
00:23:54.780 Okay, good, bro.
00:23:55.380 But it's like.
00:23:55.860 Good, good, good.
00:23:56.460 You know, I would never want to offend you.
00:23:57.240 You was wrong.
00:23:57.720 You was dead-ass wrong.
00:23:58.380 Oh, okay.
00:23:59.100 Yeah, you was dead-ass wrong.
00:23:59.800 Yeah.
00:24:00.620 Can you feel me?
00:24:01.680 Like, you, like.
00:24:02.540 So.
00:24:03.120 I'm kind of like, I'm trying to look into it.
00:24:04.600 I don't have, I don't even have an option to defend myself.
00:24:08.620 Right, right, right, right.
00:24:09.300 Because it's ignorant if I were to, right?
00:24:11.600 Yeah, yeah, right, right, right.
00:24:13.100 So I just have to say, like, I never meant to offend you or anyone, you know?
00:24:16.980 Of course.
00:24:17.700 Never.
00:24:18.120 You know I would never purposely, maliciously go out of my way to offend anybody.
00:24:20.800 Right.
00:24:22.980 And I love you, bro.
00:24:24.400 Love you, too.
00:24:25.180 So, like, why do you want to say it so bad?
00:24:28.280 Why do people, why do white people want to say niggas so bad?
00:24:31.220 It's not about that.
00:24:32.480 So, like.
00:24:33.760 Okay, I'll give you an example.
00:24:34.480 When I was eight years old, right?
00:24:36.320 I grew up listening to 50 Cent.
00:24:38.060 Right.
00:24:38.180 My first rapper I ever listened to, 50 Cent.
00:24:39.840 Okay.
00:24:40.640 So, I grew up listening to 50 Cent.
00:24:42.960 Who was your first rapper that you listened to?
00:24:46.860 I don't fucking know.
00:24:48.740 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:24:49.680 Who was your favorite rapper of all time?
00:24:51.180 Future.
00:24:52.580 Future.
00:24:53.540 Okay.
00:24:54.080 This is my point, right?
00:24:55.100 I grew up listening to 50 Cent.
00:24:56.780 And when I was eight, I was saying it.
00:24:59.520 I'm not going to lie.
00:25:00.060 Are you saying niggas?
00:25:00.760 But I didn't know the effect of the word.
00:25:02.480 I didn't know that at all.
00:25:03.900 But when I was eight, I was saying it.
00:25:06.040 And water.
00:25:06.760 Oh, yeah, I got to drink water.
00:25:07.500 I'm not going to lie.
00:25:08.920 Because my face got sore.
00:25:09.940 Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
00:25:11.700 Point is this, bro.
00:25:14.020 I think, and if I'm wrong, I'm wrong.
00:25:16.500 Okay.
00:25:16.780 I think there's a difference between calling somebody that word in a racist way.
00:25:26.220 Right.
00:25:26.940 Than rapping in a song.
00:25:28.180 And I'm not saying it's...
00:25:29.180 Bro, like, this kid makes anything weird.
00:25:33.620 Like, I think, like, if you could tell by that clip I had no malicious intent by it, I'm not saying it shouldn't bother you because that's ignorant.
00:25:40.700 And I'm not telling you how you shouldn't and shouldn't feel.
00:25:42.500 But it's not like I'm deliberately calling somebody like that word, you know, like out of disrespectfulness or out of racism.
00:25:50.100 Of course.
00:25:50.320 I'm just rapping a song.
00:25:51.540 And I said, are you sure I can rap it?
00:25:53.680 He was like, yeah, of course.
00:25:54.620 Yeah.
00:25:55.160 He was like, yeah.
00:25:55.840 I know.
00:25:56.500 Do you think you see a difference in his body?
00:25:58.460 Like, has he got skinnier or he still looks the same?
00:26:00.520 Yeah, you look the same.
00:26:01.760 Probably because you got it on the shirt and shit.
00:26:03.340 Damn.
00:26:03.920 That's tough.
00:26:04.320 Really?
00:26:05.160 Like, I see you on the...
00:26:06.700 Like, you know what I'm saying?
00:26:09.560 I heard you got, like, really fat and shit.
00:26:12.480 Like, sloppy, nasty.
00:26:13.480 I was.
00:26:14.340 Do I look skinnier or not?
00:26:17.080 My face is swollen right now.
00:26:18.300 You came at the worst time.
00:26:19.200 I heard it.
00:26:19.920 I mean, bro, you look exactly the same to me.
00:26:21.560 I'm not going to lie.
00:26:22.220 Really?
00:26:22.940 You look the same, bro.
00:26:24.900 No care.
00:26:26.780 Yeah, but, I mean, do I...
00:26:29.200 I don't know.
00:26:29.940 Do I look fat right now, though?
00:26:32.860 Nah.
00:26:33.760 Oh.
00:26:34.420 Like, I didn't even know you gained weight.
00:26:36.860 Oh, you didn't?
00:26:37.340 Nah.
00:26:37.540 Well, I haven't seen you in a year.
00:26:38.680 Exactly.
00:26:39.260 So, like...
00:26:39.700 I was fat, bro, I'm not going to lie.
00:26:40.920 Because I was on lean and I was just doing a bunch of...
00:26:42.860 On some crackhead shit?
00:26:43.860 Yeah.
00:26:44.320 You was on some crackhead shit.
00:26:45.640 Yeah, it was crackhead.
00:26:46.580 It was.
00:26:47.040 It was bad.
00:26:47.780 Yeah.
00:26:49.340 I mean, that's W honesty, though.
00:26:50.840 Like, it takes a real man to acknowledge his flaws and what he's doing wrong.
00:26:55.260 They think I still do it from time to time, but I really don't.
00:26:58.700 Was it hard to kick?
00:27:00.480 It was hard.
00:27:01.940 Damn.
00:27:02.420 It was hard to kick that cup.
00:27:03.680 Yeah, for sure.
00:27:05.020 Damn.
00:27:05.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:06.140 For sure.
00:27:06.920 See?
00:27:07.400 I wouldn't...
00:27:07.800 See, that's why I don't, like...
00:27:09.320 I don't do drugs and shit, bro.
00:27:11.240 You've never done weed?
00:27:12.040 Nah.
00:27:12.700 Shut up.
00:27:13.360 Never done weed?
00:27:13.720 Never done weed.
00:27:14.580 Never drank.
00:27:15.360 I actually started drinking with A&P.
00:27:17.520 No way.
00:27:18.680 Not, like, every day.
00:27:20.160 You drank, though?
00:27:20.940 Celebrations.
00:27:21.500 You got drunk?
00:27:22.220 I have.
00:27:22.940 What'd you do when you were drunk?
00:27:24.400 Oh, man.
00:27:25.100 Like, when I get, like...
00:27:28.200 You know, when it gets enemy paws?
00:27:30.380 Like, when it hits you.
00:27:31.100 When it hits you.
00:27:31.540 When it hits me.
00:27:32.940 How do you act?
00:27:34.380 Are you freaky?
00:27:35.200 Bold.
00:27:36.320 Bold.
00:27:37.040 And, like, I feel like I'm super mad.
00:27:38.280 I feel like I can say and do no wrong.
00:27:39.960 You know what?
00:27:40.180 Like, it depends on what drink you're drinking, too.
00:27:41.460 Yeah, like, I feel like I can say and do no wrong.
00:27:43.540 Like, I feel like I can walk up to a girl and say the dumbest shit, and she wouldn't
00:27:48.320 give a fuck.
00:27:49.220 You can do that now, you know, right?
00:27:50.660 Oh, my God.
00:27:51.740 Nah, I'm not trying to dig something, bro.
00:27:53.160 I feel like you could literally walk up.
00:27:54.820 Okay, wait.
00:27:55.400 Before you go basketball, I know you want to play.
00:27:56.840 For, like, ten minutes, I do want to do a dare.
00:27:58.900 Or not a dare, but, like, something.
00:28:00.080 I want to go on Monkey with you, and I want to see...
00:28:01.940 I want to ask girls who look better near you.
00:28:03.600 All right.
00:28:05.040 You know I'm going to win, right?
00:28:06.200 That's fine.
00:28:06.600 I don't, like, measure myself on, like...
00:28:10.300 All right, what do you...
00:28:10.800 All right, would you say you're attractive?
00:28:12.320 Do you think you're attractive?
00:28:14.660 Uh...
00:28:15.140 Now I do.
00:28:16.440 What are you doing?
00:28:17.500 He said his back hurt.
00:28:18.320 Oh, okay.
00:28:18.920 I don't like my ball.
00:28:19.860 I'm about to go shoot some basketball so I can warm up.
00:28:21.640 You can just chill here, bro.
00:28:22.900 No, I want to warm up.
00:28:24.080 Okay.
00:28:24.560 All right, all right.
00:28:25.360 You got ten minutes?
00:28:26.500 Ten minutes.
00:28:27.000 We'll come right now.
00:28:28.740 And so, look.
00:28:31.420 Now I think I am, because my supporters be like,
00:28:36.000 give me confidence.
00:28:37.400 You are really good looking, bro.
00:28:39.840 You are too, bro.
00:28:41.600 One of the greatest...
00:28:42.560 One of the best looking white guys I've seen.
00:28:45.080 Why?
00:28:45.520 Are white guys usually ugly?
00:28:46.700 Nah, I just don't, like...
00:28:49.120 I'm not around a lot of white people, bro.
00:28:51.360 I know you're not.
00:28:52.160 But I'm saying, like...
00:28:53.640 All right.
00:28:54.840 Where do you rank me in your top three white people,
00:28:58.120 like, in your life?
00:28:59.000 Like, what...
00:28:59.480 Sorry.
00:29:00.700 Two.
00:29:01.680 Really?
00:29:02.320 Yeah.
00:29:03.260 No way, dude.
00:29:04.260 Yeah.
00:29:04.900 Really?
00:29:05.260 You, you...
00:29:06.840 Second white guy.
00:29:08.120 Who's number one?
00:29:08.860 Aime High.
00:29:09.340 Fair enough, because you guys see each other all.
00:29:10.360 I fucking love Aime High.
00:29:11.460 Fair enough, fair enough.
00:29:12.220 I'm number two, though?
00:29:13.000 Yeah.
00:29:13.340 Oh, shit.
00:29:14.240 I mean, but it's...
00:29:15.260 To me, it's like 1A, 1B.
00:29:17.800 Like, I love both y'all.
00:29:19.740 Okay.
00:29:20.180 So, who's after me?
00:29:22.380 I don't know nobody else.
00:29:26.300 I don't really know nobody else.
00:29:27.760 Then I would, like, claim that I, like,
00:29:30.400 fuck with the heavy.
00:29:32.040 Gotcha.
00:29:32.400 Mine is, like, 99.5 black.
00:29:36.480 Gotcha.
00:29:37.420 That's it.
00:29:38.160 Okay.
00:29:38.700 Yeah.
00:29:39.180 Yeah.
00:29:39.840 Monkey.
00:29:40.400 Oh, Cody.
00:29:42.280 That was when I was growing up.
00:29:43.800 So, you don't talk to him anymore?
00:29:44.880 Mm-hmm.
00:29:45.200 I see him around, but it's like...
00:29:46.540 What happened?
00:29:47.360 The truth.
00:29:48.080 What's the truth?
00:29:49.840 He went to jail for, like, 10 years.
00:29:52.320 Why?
00:29:52.900 I don't know.
00:29:53.360 I forgot.
00:29:54.820 What do you do?
00:29:55.740 Some shit to go to jail for 10 years.
00:29:57.440 Gotcha.
00:29:57.960 Yeah.
00:29:58.080 But...
00:29:58.320 You can't speak on it.
00:29:58.980 Yeah, yeah.
00:29:59.400 I don't know it anyway, so...
00:30:00.620 Oh.
00:30:01.500 My fucking head is...
00:30:02.480 Wait, I need the monkey account.
00:30:03.660 Hold on.
00:30:03.820 Let me see if I even have it.
00:30:04.780 Oh, my God.
00:30:05.520 Hold on.
00:30:05.780 This might work.
00:30:07.640 Wait.
00:30:07.940 Hold on.
00:30:08.160 I got my phone.
00:30:11.740 Let's see.
00:30:12.340 I'm not fucking racist.
00:30:13.660 What the fuck?
00:30:14.540 No, he's not racist.
00:30:15.460 Trust me, bro.
00:30:18.000 One second here.
00:30:19.360 Okay.
00:30:19.800 Let me verify.
00:30:20.520 It's me.
00:30:21.560 Citrus, please, next time, bro.
00:30:23.360 Have monkey signed in.
00:30:24.120 I know you didn't think.
00:30:24.740 Okay.
00:30:24.800 Okay.
00:30:28.980 What?
00:30:35.140 Why don't you have a girlfriend, bro?
00:30:37.580 Why don't I?
00:30:38.380 Yeah.
00:30:38.940 You too hot, Dan?
00:30:41.180 It's really hard, bro.
00:30:42.240 Do you have a girlfriend?
00:30:43.300 Nah.
00:30:43.840 You actually don't?
00:30:44.560 Nah.
00:30:45.440 Should we do this category right here?
00:30:46.960 I'm kidding.
00:30:47.840 Wait, hold on.
00:30:48.300 It's going to make me fucking pay for it.
00:30:49.760 You're so weird.
00:30:50.500 Hold on.
00:30:50.760 Give me a second.
00:30:52.840 30 days.
00:30:54.080 Okay.
00:30:54.440 Check out.
00:30:56.700 10 seconds.
00:30:57.400 I'm putting my credit card in.
00:30:58.980 Did you get yourself, have you gotten yourself an Amex yet?
00:31:02.040 What's that?
00:31:02.460 Amex.
00:31:03.340 American Express card.
00:31:04.240 This card right here.
00:31:04.880 Nah.
00:31:05.500 You haven't got one?
00:31:06.140 Nah.
00:31:07.080 I could put you on, bro.
00:31:08.520 It's good.
00:31:08.960 These help a lot.
00:31:10.080 Really?
00:31:10.600 Yeah.
00:31:14.540 Is lambs worth getting?
00:31:16.300 I'm thinking about getting one.
00:31:17.540 You know you should get a URUS.
00:31:19.040 Is it worth it?
00:31:20.320 Like, are they good?
00:31:21.300 Okay.
00:31:22.040 So, Chad's going to say, Chad, facts or cap, the Lamborghini URUS is the best car.
00:31:26.100 And I'll explain why.
00:31:26.960 Like, dude, it's a literal, it's a daily, a sport car, and it's comfy all in one.
00:31:32.380 All in one, bro.
00:31:33.200 You can do everything in that car.
00:31:34.480 There's not one thing I can't do in that car.
00:31:36.020 I smoke everyone in a street race.
00:31:37.620 Yeah, they say a cap.
00:31:38.440 I don't care what they say because they don't know.
00:31:40.360 They really don't.
00:31:41.000 They definitely don't have a URUS.
00:31:42.860 They don't.
00:31:43.100 So, I can't.
00:31:43.700 Yeah.
00:31:44.460 So, but I'm trying to tell you about it's so nice, dude.
00:31:46.860 It's so fucking nice.
00:31:47.960 Okay.
00:31:48.640 Duke, like.
00:31:49.600 Your list.
00:31:49.960 Yeah, man.
00:31:50.680 You got to tap in, bro.
00:31:51.960 I'm telling you.
00:31:52.580 It's so fucking nice.
00:31:54.660 All right.
00:31:54.940 I'm kidding.