Adin Live - April 11, 2023


Make Adin Ross Laugh, WIN MONEY


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

160.37791

Word Count

2,699

Sentence Count

1

Misogynist Sentences

6

Hate Speech Sentences

31


Summary

On this episode of we have a special guest, a 14 year old boy named Kai. He is a hustler, hustler and hustler to the core, but he has a hidden talent that most people don t know about.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 wait can you read this no it's backwards what about that make me laugh for a
00:00:10.720 time i'm so dumb bro oh my god you would not believe i made you laugh give me a thousand
00:00:19.780 dollars hey you did but to be fair i did not laugh at you i laughed at something else you
00:00:25.500 wouldn't understand okay that was funny but it wasn't you that made me laugh i guess no okay i'll
00:00:32.820 be a w man i'll give you 500 bucks you got it yes all right have a good one you didn't make me laugh
00:00:39.660 you did it no that's not eating bro make me laugh for a thousand dollars eight eight eight eight a
00:00:47.520 rose eight say say what's up kai what's up kai no bro make me laugh for a thousand dollars bro come
00:00:56.380 on i'm not gonna lie can i say something young man all right wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:01:01.920 young man the right the one with the shirt off you have a you you have a very nice body your abs are
00:01:06.680 great no i wait what's this a snap so why can't i have yours you almost got me i'm not gonna lie
00:01:17.760 you have to keep oh my god you almost got me you almost got me the money come on you know this is
00:01:26.060 not aiding bro all right i'll give it i'll give it to you guys i i chocolate all right here what's
00:01:30.460 your cash at ot on three i just sent a thousand you get that let me check yeah check real quick
00:01:36.020 kai your name is kai from the drive yes sir i got it oh i got it all right bro thanks for making me
00:01:42.680 laugh have a good night all right hey no stop don't react like that just listen make me laugh when you
00:01:49.740 get a thousand dollars bro i'm not a fucking zoo monkey bro i hate it bro i'm not a fucking zoo monkey
00:01:56.800 bro i'm not a fucking zoo animal bro do i look like a zoo animal do i look like a monkey to you
00:02:00.400 guys bro i got a hidden talent you want to see it yes
00:02:02.840 no i didn't laugh no i didn't i smiled hey hey you're not gonna hustle me motherfucker i'm a scammer
00:02:17.660 myself no no no you almost had me that was funny it was it was kind of funny keep going
00:02:23.140 keep going keep going well no you don't have to do that again that's what i meant but like
00:02:29.340 you know what i'm saying make me laugh oh you want me to do it again no no no no no i don't
00:02:34.240 bro make me laugh my turn my turn my turn oh hell no bro stop shaking ass bro make me laugh
00:02:44.740 motherfuckers don't make me horny whoa whoa nigga you're gay wait how yeah i'm gay you just shook
00:02:53.500 some all right you just shook some fucking ass you just said horny from a 14 year old you just said
00:02:58.480 you're getting horny no you're gay you're gay and you're in prison all right what's your cash at
00:03:05.440 what's your cash at all right i'm about to give it to you right now oh my god these kids are funny
00:03:14.480 i'm not gonna lie what's your cash at bro i'm about to give it to you it's uh money signed to future
00:03:21.640 28 spelled out uh d a f future 28 yes sir yeah all right yes sir why did i just say no you're good
00:03:33.160 you're good here did you get that i just said a thousand all right let's see oh no it says the
00:03:38.860 recipient account is unable to accept payments or just just try avarius to win no no no no i got your
00:03:46.160 account but it says i can't send you a payment i can't send it to you i feel like enable it or some
00:03:49.880 shit i didn't got payments before hold up
00:03:53.720 what is it is it privacy no no no no yeah it's your private it's your settings on your privacy
00:04:04.800 shit all right it says incoming requests allow all no no no not requests you don't have to
00:04:12.040 not there well let me try now fuck it you you allowed all yeah what is it duh
00:04:19.420 the future 28 let me try it again uh nah it says the recipient account was unable to accept payments
00:04:27.340 no hey how do i fuck how do i that might not you got anyone else in the in the house that has cash
00:04:36.380 i want to go get moms just get your mom real quick let me go get my mom yeah yeah
00:04:44.300 i'm about to go outside right now all right babe i'm gonna wait for him wait there's no way i really
00:04:49.420 just found aiden ross only yes bro you had me laugh but you shouldn't be 14 shaking ass bro i'm not gonna
00:04:54.620 lie who taught you that i'm serious i'm serious i'm serious my look
00:05:00.780 hey hey hey he made me laugh for a thousand dollars um i'm trying to send it to him can i send it to you
00:05:07.500 send it to you send it to you send it to you send it to you send it to you send it to you it's not my
00:05:11.260 cash up not working do you have like uh no i know no no no he's a big streamer he's a big streamer
00:05:17.980 do you got i know i promise i promise she was real okay how do they end up on the phone with a big
00:05:24.380 streamer they're on um they're like a um it's like a it's an app where like you can find people
00:05:29.900 so i happen to be on the same time hold on one second let me turn down my let me turn off my
00:05:34.220 music so i can make sure i hear correctly so basically what they did they were on a it's an
00:05:40.060 app called monkey and what it is is you you you could find it's like it's like you find random
00:05:44.460 people you meet like random people and they happen to find me at the same time i promise you it's all
00:05:48.060 real i just all i need is a cash app you have a cash app and you're a youtuber yeah let's see what's
00:05:56.700 your let me see what's your name uh aiden a-d-i-n aiden ross go to cash up you can look them up after
00:06:06.700 i promise you i'm real this is real it's not a scam or anything okay i promise my cash app
00:06:12.940 yeah of course dollar sign yeah kimberly k-i-m-b-e-r-l-y k-i-m-b-e-r-l-y
00:06:20.700 d-w-i-n d-w-i-n now stay right here let me let me see i'm gonna say i just sent it listen
00:06:29.500 you're gonna get people trying to request but don't accept them but i i sent a thousand just
00:06:33.020 now look so just let me let me let me make sure you got it all right i promise you i sent it see
00:06:39.020 if you got in your account close the app and go back in it oh i'm not i'm not in it let's wait yeah
00:06:45.260 yes i am oh my gosh seriously seriously okay say what else can we make so much i'll tell you what
00:07:01.420 you make me laugh and i'll send another thousand dollars if i make you laugh you make me laugh
00:07:08.380 i don't know what i can do to make you laugh twerk mom twerk no no i am not about to twerk
00:07:17.980 i twerk to make a thousand dollars no but yeah you different what can i do to to make you laugh
00:07:26.460 oh i can't think of anything can i get a rain check on this i'll tell you what family probably
00:07:33.820 could make you laugh i'll tell you what i'll tell you what i'll tell you what i'll tell you what i'll tell
00:07:37.260 you what i'll tell you what um i'll send you money i'll send you money i'm thinking number two and one
00:07:42.700 through five what am i thinking of come on mom a number one through five one through five two
00:07:51.420 all right i'm sending you two thousand dollars oh you cannot be serious aiden are you serious
00:07:57.980 swear to god two thousand dollars more coming in right now stop you are extremely cool yo here we go
00:08:05.500 kimberly kimberly kimberly check you should have three thousand dollars now tool
00:08:11.820 do you need your taxes done oh you're an accountant i'm actually i've been an accountant for 20 years
00:08:19.100 wow so you must know your stuff i oh yeah i do financial statements and i i just started a
00:08:25.260 bookkeeping business and a tax business i finally started went ahead and started stepped out on faith
00:08:31.020 and did my two businesses one damn good for you mom you're you're doing you're doing god's work
00:08:36.140 literally yeah so trying to keep you need money or you need taxes or you know anybody you know
00:08:43.740 give me hey give me a shout out shout out to kimberly if y'all need your taxes done shout out to kimberly
00:08:48.540 everyone gonna mess with kimberly yes i appreciate you i did you did you did you get the other two thousand i
00:08:55.180 just want to make sure you got it so i did get the other two thousand you are awesome you're very
00:09:01.100 really awesome i'm definitely gonna shout you out and try to get you some more subscribers i appreciate
00:09:07.100 you kimberly i appreciate you so much you have a good night okay you and your boys do the same take
00:09:11.340 care alrighty bye now holy shit yes no you're fucking lying bro yes it's me ah hold on hold on
00:09:19.820 no way please please please no way holy shit that is crazy please listen all right come on
00:09:27.260 make me laugh for a thousand oh i'm on eight and hey y'all go follow me on kick and if it's
00:09:35.740 bro come on bro you can't just make me laugh for a thousand okay come on bro come on bro my bad but
00:09:41.980 you smiling though and you laughing bro no get the out of here bro nah you laughing bro you laughing
00:09:50.380 i mean yeah i did yeah you did laugh so what's up it's 50 50 though because i laughed at you being a
00:09:56.140 dumbass i mean all right i laughed i did i did yeah yeah all right all right it said maybe
00:10:02.540 laugh for a thousand dollars i got you you know what you're right i bet oh damn i see that
00:10:07.340 shit you did send that shit my man make me laugh for a thousand dollars make you laugh thousand dollars
00:10:16.780 all right come on bro damn bro i get my head hard as hell bro kyle kuzma come on give it another try
00:10:25.100 you don't have to fucking hurt yourself can i get a rain check on this one what does that mean when
00:10:29.740 people say that what does that mean you want another one no what is a rain check oh all right
00:10:36.060 bro you can have your thousand dollars for real yes bro what is your cash app
00:10:41.420 caleb make me laugh for a thousand dollars i got you on god
00:10:51.900 come on make me laugh for a thousand dollars you can do better than that all right hold on
00:10:55.660 god damn it bro all right what is your cash at hey behind you behind you behind you bro
00:11:13.420 oh god that's real yo oh god is that real
00:11:17.660 no he's laughing bro he's laughing listen listen make me laugh for a thousand dollars what thousand
00:11:30.300 dollars make me laugh bro what all right oh let me see
00:11:35.660 boy make that nigga laugh bro this is my money nigga move
00:11:44.780 all right i got you yo that was actually funny as
00:11:48.060 all right here i'm gonna send y'all a thousand dollars each david yo david what's good
00:11:53.820 make me laugh for a thousand dollars david
00:11:55.580 all right all right all right bro all right what's your cash at bro yo what the
00:12:09.740 fuck is good nigga make me laugh for a thousand dollars yo you i'll make you laugh for a thousand
00:12:15.980 right now yes all right all right what should i do man huh hold up hold up hold up hold up uh uh uh uh
00:12:31.900 yo knock knock who's there
00:12:37.260 your mama your mama who your mama sucking on my dick nigga hey
00:12:43.580 hey hey hey i'm sorry no you're good make me laugh for a thousand dollars
00:12:50.540 oh what i'm i'm i'm sorry why are you sorry
00:13:01.900 sorry why are you sorry
00:13:06.460 just i thought you wanna i'm just find friends i'm your friend friend
00:13:13.580 oh what's your name sir uh aiden what's your name gina
00:13:21.500 gina nice nice to meet you nice to meet you
00:13:24.940 oh nice to meet you too so sir yes ma'am
00:13:32.300 i don't know how much better english oh no having less not so good
00:13:39.980 but i mean i don't know understand um what language do you speak
00:13:45.420 do you have a cash app or no cash app
00:13:55.580 no no damn i'm sorry well nice to meet you nice to meet you yes she's sweet i couldn't even pay her if i
00:14:03.740 want to that's the only crappy part oh you see hey then
00:14:09.260 show the fucking shit bro okay so you already know you're getting something fair enough make me
00:14:13.020 laugh for a thousand dollars go ahead okay so imagine you wake up in the middle of the night
00:14:18.300 and fucking cuff him is just butt naked on a fucking stripper pole just fucking
00:14:23.100 the whole fucking room is shaking he's twerking on you everywhere the angel tape bust in he starts
00:14:33.100 fucking dancing butt naked as well and guess what and then tristan jumps in sneaker comes the whole
00:14:37.900 fucking game bro this kid is crazy he didn't make me laugh he's just crazy like it's just like come
00:14:42.540 on bro do a woman for the last one no what's up dude it's good bro i'll do a girl i'll do a girl
00:14:49.420 chat should you do a girl wait yo you you you please don't skip please don't skip it this could be the
00:14:55.180 best of your whole entire like night or best listen make me laugh for a thousand dollars
00:15:00.380 hey listen you make me laugh you get a thousand dollars
00:15:14.620 uh
00:15:20.940 come on bro your life is funny but come on um
00:15:25.500 um okay so i was at listen okay so i was at walmart today and i seen a woman and she she was just
00:15:37.020 walking you know casual and then i'm walking behind her so when i kind of like i wanted to see what she
00:15:42.780 looked like because in the back she looked good so i don't think it's funny but like when i walked
00:15:50.380 and turned her eyes was kind of like that and her mouth was like
00:15:57.580 our girl's funny bro i i've never got a girl who can make me laugh hey how you doing listen
00:16:03.980 maddie right you make me laugh to get a thousand dollars go ahead
00:16:10.220 you know i i don't care if you know my name or not it's fine you don't have to know my name i just
00:16:13.180 want to know can you make me laugh for a thousand dollars yeah can you make me laugh for a thousand
00:16:17.580 dollars i'm not funny though just see if you can make me laugh for a thousand dollars
00:16:24.140 i don't know
00:16:28.060 i'm gonna skip you anyway i'll sit lean for a thousand you guys are so weird not you guys
00:16:34.300 not you guys what's good hey hey hey hey hey hey all right listen you girls make me laugh or you
00:16:40.060 guys i'll give a thousand dollars each y'all can make me laugh yeah oh my god wait how old are you how
00:16:46.940 old are you how old are you no you're busy shut up 15.