America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - America First x LoliSocks

00:00:04.000 What's up?

00:00:05.000 Well, we don't know yet because I don't have chat up.

00:00:07.000 Okay, are we live?

00:00:09.000 Yeah, we should be.

00:00:10.000 Let me check on YouTube.

00:00:18.000 I forgot my code.

00:00:19.000 It should be fine.

00:00:20.000 Like when I walked out I was like, oh it's not that cold.

00:00:22.000 Well, we'll see. 1.00

00:00:35.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:00:44.000 now got shadowed. 1.00

00:00:45.000 Oh, come on.

00:00:46.000 What are they saying?

00:00:47.000 They're all just excited so far.

00:00:52.000 So we're going to get food, guys.

00:00:53.000 Yeah, I'm hungry.

00:00:56.000 That's basically you remind me of an ex of mine. 0.98

00:00:59.000 Whenever we went out, all she'd want to do is get food.

00:01:03.000 That was like a hobby, just eating. 1.00

00:01:06.000 Well, I am an idiot. 1.00

00:01:09.000 I hit you up when I want to get something to eat. 0.99

00:01:12.000 It's like GTA where Roman always wants to go bowling.

00:01:16.000 Same thing.

00:01:17.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:01:18.000 You know when you call your friend up and you like yeah, you got like a thing.

00:01:24.000 You call up I feel like that's a new feature though.

00:01:27.000 I was playing Grand Theft Auto recently, or maybe it's a PC thing, but it's like you call up one of the other playable characters and then you pick them up and you go like you ever seen that before?

00:01:37.000 Yeah.

00:01:38.000 Because I never when I've just played on PlayStation, I never did that before, but I played it on PC and then it did that.

00:01:44.000 But picking up characters as you're driving around and stuff.

00:01:46.000 No, no.

00:01:47.000 Like pick up another like a different playable character.

00:01:49.000 Like Franklin would call up Michael and they'd go like you have to pick them up and then drive someplace.

00:01:54.000 They're like, oh yeah, let's hang out again.

00:01:57.000 You know what I'm talking about?

00:01:58.000 Yeah.

00:01:59.000 I think it was a lot more keener when it was a GTA 4 with Nico Bellic and stuff.

00:02:05.000 The characters were just a lot more likable.

00:02:07.000 Except for Roman, who's intentionally supposed to be unlikable.

00:02:11.000 I don't play Greg.

00:02:13.000 It's so much better.

00:02:14.000 I played it at a friend's house because my mom wouldn't have let me get it either.

00:02:18.000 What time did you get up today?

00:02:26.000 I could check from a text actually.

00:02:27.000 Let's see.

00:02:28.000 I've been up since I got up kind of early.

00:02:32.000 Well, you've got to go to church.

00:02:34.000 Yeah, be honest.

00:02:35.000 But yeah, I've just been kind of like hanging around.

00:02:39.000 I was going to pick you up at like noon or one, and then I just kept like watching a bunch of videos.

00:02:45.000 I just kept watching.

00:02:46.000 I watched a lot of videos about dinosaurs. 0.98

00:02:50.000 People have been giving me shit about I said I don't believe in dinosaurs, so I was doing some research. 0.95

00:02:56.000 Watching like some, and then I just kind of got sucked in, and then I was watching videos about the end times and about Noah's Ark, and then I was watching a video about Star Wars. 0.98

00:03:08.000 So, hmm.

00:03:10.000 And I watched Jesse Lee, finished watching Jesse Lee Peterson's Fallen State with that priest.

00:03:16.000 So, I woke up at about 8 30, looking back at my messages.

00:03:22.000 So, you've looked at the data.

00:03:24.000 What do you think about the dinosaurs now, then?

00:03:27.000 So, I guess so, they're real.

00:03:29.000 But they lived with people.

00:03:31.000 That was the takeaway.

00:03:33.000 Okay.

00:03:33.000 Yeah, because I did my research.

00:03:34.000 Because I said on the show, in a very tongue-in-cheek way, I'm like, yeah, I find it hard to believe that dinosaurs are real. 0.99

00:03:40.000 And all these fucking people get on my case. 0.98

00:03:42.000 They're like, oh, LOL, you don't believe in dinosaurs. 1.00

00:03:46.000 Oh, he doesn't even, oh, wait, you don't believe in dinosaurs?

00:03:50.000 And it's so funny to me because that's exactly the intended reaction.

00:03:54.000 Like, I don't care.

00:03:56.000 I don't care about dinosaurs.

00:03:58.000 I don't.

00:03:59.000 I'm going to put the heat on so we can fog up.

00:04:00.000 A little bit.

00:04:01.000 I don't care about dinosaurs.

00:04:02.000 I don't know anything about dinosaurs.

00:04:04.000 And I said, even on the show, I said, yeah, they probably were real.

00:04:08.000 I said, but I said, when I think about it, it just seems like outlandish to me.

00:04:12.000 I said, it just finds it hard to believe.

00:04:14.000 Are we not allowed to say that?

00:04:15.000 You know what I mean?

00:04:16.000 Like, I didn't say they're not real.

00:04:18.000 I didn't say, well, my opinion is they're not real.

00:04:20.000 I said, well, it seems kind of like crazy when you think about it.

00:04:24.000 And they're like, no, you don't believe it.

00:04:25.000 So then I did all this research and I texted a good friend of mine because he's very woke on the DQ.

00:04:32.000 I was like, Do you have any resources on the dinosaur question?

00:04:32.000 The dinosaur question.

00:04:40.000 There's in the Bible it talks about dinosaurs.

00:04:43.000 They talk about in the book of Job they talk about behemoth which is a sauropod.

00:04:49.000 They broke down all the different descriptions of the behemoth and it was a sauropod and they showed how they uncovered a lot of dinosaur bones and in the dinosaur bones they found like red blood cells which organic material like that couldn't survive 65 million years which is what they said was how long ago they dinosaurs died.

00:05:11.000 Also, the fossil stuff was consistent with drowning in perhaps a great biblical flood as opposed to a meteor.

00:05:18.000 So that was my red pill on the DQ today.

00:05:21.000 I see, I see.

00:05:25.000 Someone mentioned something about the media or something, so I'm going to check that to make sure it still works.

00:05:31.000 So I now believe in them, but I think they lived with people and they were created by God.

00:05:36.000 Right.

00:05:37.000 And they died in the flood. 1.00

00:05:45.000 When it comes to shit like dinosaurs, I think it's just not very important. 1.00

00:05:51.000 Like, who gives a shit? 0.99

00:05:54.000 Yeah, well, yeah, that's exactly my point. 0.99

00:05:56.000 That's why I'm willing to joke about it and be silly.

00:05:58.000 Okay, we're on CP time here.

00:06:05.000 Take your time, take your time.

00:06:07.000 It's not like they have jobs, right?

00:06:09.000 They're probably on Sunday, too.

00:06:13.000 They just got back from church, I'm sorry.

00:06:17.000 Yeah, one of the ones where they're like. 1.00

00:06:20.000 You know black churches, right? 1.00

00:06:21.000 Yeah, no, what is that? 1.00

00:06:26.000 Singing and shit. 0.98

00:06:27.000 Try not to dox our location too much. 0.99

00:06:29.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:33.000 What I normally do is I put it on selfie mode and I keep it close to my chest like this so I make sure I don't film anything.

00:06:40.000 Am I on camera right now or are you?

00:06:41.000 Well, no, see, it's like, sees that. 0.80

00:06:44.000 And then like, when I get far away from number plates and shit so no one can see it, I pull it back out again. 0.90

00:06:49.000 That's all good. 0.93

00:06:50.000 Smart.

00:06:50.000 Yeah.

00:06:51.000 I've been doing this for a while.

00:06:53.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:54.000 Pretty with it.

00:06:58.000 I'm watching a lot in chat.

00:07:00.000 Yeah.

00:07:04.000 He's cute.

00:07:04.000 Oh, whoa.

00:07:05.000 Oh, yeah.

00:07:06.000 Everyone always talks about who's taller.

00:07:08.000 I'm taller.

00:07:09.000 Yeah, he's clearly taller.

00:07:11.000 Well, Nick's seven foot, and I'm only like six feet taller.

00:07:13.000 You're walking on the curb right now.

00:07:15.000 I can't see what you're walking on.

00:07:16.000 You're walking on the curb.

00:07:18.000 I heard Jack. 1.00

00:07:18.000 Oh, mine's full as fuck. 1.00

00:07:21.000 Thank you. 0.99

00:07:24.000 I recommend I was the only one who actually saw this dude.

00:07:39.000 Yeah, okay, okay.

00:07:41.000 I recommend you get this big beef.

00:07:45.000 That's what I'm all about.

00:07:50.000 And I'm going to get a John McCabe shake.

00:07:56.000 A chocolate cake shape, you said?

00:07:59.000 So it was blended chocolate cake.

00:07:59.000 Yeah.

00:08:03.000 Nice, dude, nice.

00:08:09.000 The restaurant's big, that's all Nick Bull ever did.

00:08:12.000 That's true, yeah.

00:08:13.000 Yesterday, you know.

00:08:17.000 Yeah.

00:08:19.000 Without the drink.

00:08:22.000 Luckily, he seems to know a lot of places to eat.

00:08:24.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:25.000 I don't mind my own.

00:08:25.000 I know.

00:08:27.000 You know, if we ever got just completely banned, we could start new channels, wear masks, and just do good reviews.

00:08:39.000 Yeah.

00:08:39.000 You're right.

00:08:40.000 I don't know how you would get the food in town.

00:08:44.000 You'd just have, you'd like little gift cards, and then a little bit of a problem. 0.96

00:08:53.000 You're a cockjack. 0.98

00:08:53.000 Oh, yeah. 0.98

00:08:55.000 I'm on my mind.

00:08:56.000 Oh, no, you're right.

00:08:59.000 How do you think we've got a good situation?

00:09:03.000 It's actually a lens distortion.

00:09:05.000 That's true.

00:09:06.000 It's towering over here right now.

00:09:08.000 I'm about a foot tall and I'm just like a fisheye lens.

00:09:11.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:09:12.000 I saw them backwards.

00:09:14.000 Yeah, they were too.

00:09:15.000 Yeah, you couldn't hear the stream of the room.

00:09:18.000 I got them.

00:09:18.000 I'm not that tall.

00:09:19.000 Let's turn.

00:09:20.000 What'd you do?

00:09:21.000 13. 13. 18.

00:09:25.000 There we go.

00:09:26.000 That'll be the cat boy.

00:09:28.000 You're going to turn it.

00:09:30.000 I ain't got it.

00:09:33.000 Troy, you got some things?

00:09:34.000 Troy, you got some things?

00:09:37.000 I never did the live painting with the selfie stick.

00:09:41.000 Yeah.

00:09:41.000 Did you just use the fine?

00:09:44.000 Yeah, I just made it up.

00:09:46.000 That rinsed your wrist off.

00:09:47.000 And what?

00:09:47.000 It ruins your wrist off.

00:09:48.000 Oh, yeah.

00:09:49.000 For a few hours.

00:09:49.000 Like, you've got to have it.

00:09:51.000 Never do a cheese down here.

00:09:54.000 I think gravity.

00:10:00.000 You don't want to get the cheese over there?

00:10:13.000 Yes, please.

00:10:17.000 So, I'm going to eat.

00:10:28.000 I think I need the pie.

00:10:31.000 Just the vegetables.

00:10:42.000 I'm going to eat.

00:10:43.000 I got the same thing as you are.

00:10:58.000 Hi, I did my first one.

00:10:59.000 This is a year ago.

00:11:00.000 I did that.

00:11:01.000 That'll be different.

00:11:02.000 I'll tell you one thing that I'm always like freaked out about accidentally filming my card on stream.

00:11:11.000 Oh, yeah.

00:11:12.000 I was worried about it.

00:11:14.000 I kind of kept it hidden just in case.

00:11:18.000 So, why is one of your streams black and the other one black? 1.00

00:11:18.000 Freaked out! 1.00

00:11:22.000 Because these streams are supposed to be really expensive.

00:11:25.000 It's like I'm playing two tags a lot.

00:11:29.000 Oh.

00:11:30.000 It's like, you know how some people mix up golfers and couples?

00:11:36.000 That's really really cool.

00:11:37.000 And also, because I'm like really autistic and I don't want to like tie my shoes, this is like the only type of shoe that I'm going to want.

00:11:53.000 So I was like, I'm going to get two pairs anyway. 0.98

00:11:56.000 So I'll get out of the mix.

00:11:57.000 I think I can see. 0.99

00:11:58.000 I tried to build her out of my shit before I started to do it, but they always find a way around it. 0.99

00:12:05.000 Huh? 1.00

00:12:07.000 Yeah.

00:12:22.000 They're always behind us, right?

00:12:24.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:28.000 I gotta just remember this shit, though. 1.00

00:12:37.000 I'm just gonna go through this shit. 1.00

00:12:44.000 Oh, you have two phones? 0.99

00:12:46.000 Yeah, yeah, because, I mean, I can't read the chat.

00:12:49.000 And also, if I need to use like the apps, it's just like that song.

00:12:56.000 Two bombs, one for the dog, one for the house.

00:13:01.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that one.

00:13:04.000 I don't know.

00:13:04.000 Yeah.

00:13:05.000 I think your boots are high.

00:13:07.000 I don't know.

00:13:08.000 I don't know.

00:13:09.000 I think my kids are going to work in Doc Martens.

00:13:13.000 I'm not the wrong thing on my phone.

00:13:34.000 You make me a hot, but I'll wait you can't get that one.

00:13:38.000 Yeah.

00:13:38.000 I need a big brother.

00:13:45.000 I just find anyone that I find me a lot.

00:13:51.000 I might stand for words because I know it's hard.

00:14:00.000 Yeah, I guess it will help, but I mean, it's like, I don't have a thousand words or whatever.

00:14:13.000 One thing that I'm really good at is using like one or two or less to have something.

00:14:18.000 Because I've always got to handle all the photos and stuff.

00:14:29.000 I'm holding a phone as well.

00:14:48.000 So I like to keep some of them on the phone.

00:14:55.000 Yeah, I don't think there was a good motorcycle.

00:15:02.000 I'd be surprised if that was very stationary.

00:15:09.000 Yeah, I wish I had like.

00:15:11.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:15:12.000 I can imagine.

00:15:13.000 I'm going to start a podcast or something.

00:15:17.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:15:18.000 Start an Australian first. 0.99

00:15:20.000 I can. 0.98

00:15:21.000 I'll get a photo done where I'm like sitting exactly like you do.

00:15:28.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:15:29.000 Oh, it's heavy.

00:15:30.000 It's awesome.

00:15:32.000 A lot of motion.

00:15:35.000 I can imagine somebody watching that.

00:15:42.000 The boys are in town ready to shake things up.

00:15:54.000 Cami plus Nick equals awesome pots and love you, Nick.

00:16:03.000 You kind of cute though.

00:16:05.000 Awesome, awesome.

00:16:10.000 I mean, they're kind of cute though.

00:16:12.000 Season's nice.

00:16:14.000 I was going to say.

00:16:15.000 Well, normally it's not that bad, but like.

00:16:18.000 I'm trying to watch.

00:16:23.000 You're number 37?

00:16:25.000 I'm ordering.

00:16:27.000 You're 30.

00:16:27.000 I think the teleport is gone.

00:16:29.000 No, they're kind of going out of order.

00:16:33.000 They're out of count?

00:16:34.000 Yeah, I guess so.

00:16:35.000 I'm trying to read live chat.

00:16:35.000 I reckon.

00:16:36.000 It's a cute furry convention.

00:16:38.000 Yeah, you can watch it.

00:16:39.000 Hit the like, bro.

00:16:40.000 Yeah, hit the like. 0.98

00:16:41.000 I got the vibrant gay scene. 1.00

00:16:44.000 A little bit of a difference.

00:16:47.000 More of a Democrat maybe.

00:16:48.000 That's right, yeah, that's right.

00:16:52.000 Are you a fed?

00:16:57.000 Yeah, I'm a fed.

00:16:59.000 I worked in China.

00:17:07.000 I mean, look at it. 1.00

00:17:08.000 He's got his potted on and shit. 0.99

00:17:10.000 Or you can be a detective. 1.00

00:17:11.000 Oh, yeah, it's a detective.

00:17:13.000 I got the super chatter hoodie for the super chat department.

00:17:17.000 That's really good work on that.

00:17:19.000 Yeah, you gotta.

00:17:22.000 We're doing a Christmas sale, 12% off everything.

00:17:27.000 Can Cammie stay over for Christmas? 0.91

00:17:34.000 Can Cammie stay over for Christmas?

00:17:37.000 I don't know if Nick wants me around his family.

00:17:39.000 I don't have to ask, I'm really fine with it.

00:17:42.000 We had Party Guy stay over.

00:17:43.000 You know Party Guy?

00:17:46.000 Can I ring the bell?

00:17:47.000 I don't know how I remember.

00:17:49.000 Yeah, we had him stay over.

00:17:52.000 Oh, okay.

00:17:53.000 Yo, I didn't tell you guys this.

00:17:57.000 So, me and Nick were hanging out last night.

00:18:01.000 We come home, and there's been a shooting outside my house.

00:18:05.000 Wait, did you establish that it was a shooting?

00:18:09.000 What else could it have been?

00:18:12.000 There were so many cop cars.

00:18:13.000 I think you're.

00:18:14.000 Well, it was either a shooting or like a car crash.

00:18:18.000 I don't know what it was, but I need to jump into conclusions.

00:18:21.000 I don't know.

00:18:22.000 Did you ever get to the bottom, Jasper?

00:18:24.000 No, I went inside and I locked the door.

00:18:26.000 Probably smart.

00:18:27.000 Yeah, I couldn't figure it out.

00:18:28.000 I tried to sort of like drive around but I couldn't see.

00:18:32.000 There was a big police, there was a, there was a lot of police cars and then a lot of Democrats running from the scene running, literally running.

00:18:43.000 So i'm thinking, i'm thinking Nick hooked me up with an Airbnb.

00:18:50.000 There was a.

00:18:51.000 There was supposed to be a safe.

00:18:58.000 That's why in the thumbnail you can see the red and blue light on our faces.

00:19:03.000 Because that was right outside the house.

00:19:05.000 I'm like so hungry I can't even taste it.

00:19:13.000 Every time I see it it's like I have to get something to my belly so I can go normal mode.

00:19:23.000 I got you good for now.

00:19:25.000 That is the only after the 16th.

00:19:30.000 Very safe.

00:19:31.000 You're alive.

00:19:32.000 You're fine.

00:19:33.000 It's clean.

00:19:34.000 It's safe.

00:19:36.000 I got a hole like this. 1.00

00:19:39.000 A griper wraith. 1.00

00:19:40.000 Yeah, a griper wraith.

00:19:42.000 Molly is a nonce.

00:19:45.000 Not to me.

00:19:45.000 Boy.

00:19:46.000 Okay.

00:19:48.000 I'm going to get a straw napkin.

00:20:00.000 So, Nick was 29, imagine if 30 is not next.

00:20:12.000 Imagine something else.

00:20:15.000 What did Brits always say?

00:20:17.000 Nonsense?

00:20:22.000 I don't know, it's weird, huh?

00:20:31.000 That's a strange word.

00:20:32.000 I'm going to go sit in the man.

00:20:37.000 Oh man, well, this is a good shape.

00:20:44.000 What do you mean?

00:20:45.000 I can't know that one.

00:20:52.000 He doesn't have to get a big team, or he don't.

00:20:57.000 It's not burger joints like this in Australia.

00:21:10.000 Order number 144.

00:21:14.000 Order number 44.

00:21:16.000 Wait, no, order number 44.

00:21:18.000 It goes 29, 144, and 30.

00:21:22.000 Wow.

00:21:22.000 It doesn't have anything on it.

00:21:29.000 Order number 42.

00:21:30.000 I ordered the same as Nick.

00:21:34.000 Right after Nick.

00:21:38.000 No, this has actually been a thing.

00:21:40.000 So, the past two times that we've gone out to eat, Nick's order has always come out much later than mine. 1.00

00:21:57.000 Blacks commit 50% of crime despite being 13 of the population. 1.00

00:22:07.000 Oh, order number 30? 1.00

00:22:14.000 Yeah, yeah, 30.

00:22:16.000 Thank you.

00:22:17.000 I heard your number called and I saw you didn't like well, she said 33.

00:22:27.000 Oh, okay.

00:22:27.000 And then she said 30, and I said, well, which is it?

00:22:32.000 I guess we're going to run up there and be like, hey, that's you, man.

00:22:43.000 Todd Wrangler.

00:22:45.000 All right.

00:22:45.000 You get a straw for yourself.

00:22:56.000 I'll get you a straw.

00:22:59.000 I've got to wash my hands.

00:23:02.000 Yeah, cool.

00:23:02.000 I gotta figure out where to set this.

00:23:05.000 Guacamole, titty fucker, avalanche, bunny bottom, crumbs, gay alligators on the seventh floor. 1.00

00:23:13.000 All of it must go flipper safely. 1.00

00:23:19.000 Coin from yesterday's anaconda match go boom boom on the five stinky feet, greasy sheets.

00:23:31.000 There's not really a place I can put this that you'd be able to see both of us. 0.99

00:23:37.000 I could put it like all the way over there, but then, um, then you probably wouldn't be able to hear what the fuck we're saying because we're too far away. 0.94

00:23:48.000 So, um, I guess I'll just put it on Nick. 0.90

00:23:53.000 And like, if I put it like this, then I'll be able to double tap and be on Nick like that.

00:24:05.000 Yeah, that'll work.

00:24:06.000 I think, maybe.

00:24:07.000 We'll figure it out.

00:24:10.000 Anyways, let's see what food we got here.

00:24:14.000 Yeah, I told Nick all about the furry con yesterday, bro.

00:24:29.000 Ah, twice this is thick.

00:24:31.000 Where are you gonna put the camera?

00:24:36.000 If I put it over there, we'd be able to see both of us, but we wouldn't be able to hear us.

00:24:40.000 So, uh, my squirrel, we'll just do that.

00:24:44.000 It could be Nick Dating Simulator.

00:24:46.000 Just gotta look at me the whole time.

00:24:48.000 Well, no, I'll, like, switch it to me sometimes, but I'll just, like, periodically have it sitting on one or the other.

00:24:55.000 Also, like, so sweet.

00:24:56.000 Oh, I got flies too.

00:25:01.000 Hell yeah.

00:25:05.000 I want to keep an eye on the live chat, see what people are saying about them.

00:25:12.000 Yeah.

00:25:14.000 Food review time?

00:25:16.000 Yeah, food review time.

00:25:17.000 Nick, do food review. 1.00

00:25:20.000 Aw, these chicks are really good. 1.00

00:25:26.000 Do you guys just say chips? 1.00

00:25:26.000 Rye moment. 1.00

00:25:28.000 Yeah, we call them chips in Australia.

00:25:32.000 So, really crispy on the outside.

00:25:36.000 Vibes, check vibes, check a vibe, check a vibe, check a vibe, check a vibe, Because these chips are kind of thick.

00:25:54.000 So, where it's going Good chip.

00:26:11.000 But it's like I can't put spam protection on because if I do It's since the stuff does not spam at all It's absolutely useless.

00:26:24.000 They beat going in ever had an Italian beef sandwich before no All right, you want me to have it at the same time we don't have to why did you rip your bag open?

00:26:43.000 What is that?

00:26:44.000 Poopy poo, poopy poo, poopy poo, poo.

00:27:05.000 Looks like the average kid today.

00:27:09.000 I just got spill check?

00:27:12.000 Yeah, I just got roast beef juice all over my face.

00:27:17.000 We're very wet.

00:27:18.000 Did you put this under what are you doing, man?

00:27:22.000 I was trying to show the sandwich.

00:27:24.000 He's got my chips all over the table.

00:27:26.000 He's like a baby, dude. 1.00

00:27:28.000 You just fucked my chips. 1.00

00:27:33.000 I feel like I have the baby here. 1.00

00:27:38.000 I'll be very juicy if you didn't.

00:27:42.000 You can't tell me.

00:27:44.000 What do you think?

00:27:53.000 The bait's got a nice spice to lift.

00:28:04.000 It's not hot, but it's hot.

00:28:07.000 Put a little flavor on.

00:28:08.000 I don't like how the bread's kind of moist inside, but I guess it's kind of unavoidable.

00:28:17.000 That's what, that's a good part, bro.

00:28:19.000 You like it?

00:28:21.000 Some people look kind of doughy.

00:28:24.000 Some people just buy the bread dipped.

00:28:26.000 Oh, and the juice.

00:28:35.000 Camera's gonna look up at you from that angle, so it makes it look even cooler.

00:28:41.000 Yeah.

00:28:44.000 I don't even know if that was soap in the bathroom, but I went to wash my hands.

00:28:55.000 I have a little cut on my finger.

00:28:57.000 Kami, you're on the front page of subredditrslash live stream failbtw.

00:29:01.000 Also, please don't make Nick Mod.

00:29:05.000 He keeps banning me.

00:29:10.000 Apparently, I'm on the front page of live stream fails.

00:29:14.000 With the uh, Burry thing?

00:29:16.000 Yeah, I'll link you it on Discord.

00:29:20.000 I'm not sure if it's open up.

00:29:36.000 Nick Ben's, everyone.

00:29:39.000 Two very handsome and intelligent young men that are working towards securing our existence.

00:29:44.000 Thank you both for this wholesome, cute stream.

00:29:46.000 Nate Higgers.

00:29:58.000 I'm always multitasking.

00:30:00.000 I keep the angles switched up and stuff.

00:30:02.000 It's kind of like I'm trying to film a movie whilst just going about my day.

00:30:07.000 That's all I'm talking about.

00:30:10.000 How do you imagine something coming from?

00:30:15.000 It's like an extension of myself at this point.

00:30:15.000 Nah, it makes sense.

00:30:19.000 I won't even be looking at it and I'll just bump up when I'm moving it to navigate around people and stuff.

00:30:41.000 Anime titties check.

00:30:43.000 That's your other, other animation.

00:30:47.000 Just waiting until the day I run out of anime shirts.

00:30:56.000 I appreciate you not wearing the penalty.

00:31:03.000 Yeah.

00:31:04.000 I've said about that before if I was walking out with something like that in the blue dress.

00:31:12.000 Oh, it was very well. 0.98

00:31:14.000 Anime degenerate or female? 0.78

00:31:15.000 It doesn't depend on the type of yeah, that's true.

00:31:19.000 I don't like it, aren't I?

00:31:22.000 It's not a thing I'm interested in.

00:31:31.000 I don't dislike it, but it's not interesting. 0.90

00:31:39.000 She might have a little bit of her age, and they think that she'll take a day off.

00:31:59.000 I don't know if you guys realize, I mean, I've seen America first a few times, but I'm not exactly like, I'm not like a fan of you.

00:32:07.000 I won't consider you a friend.

00:32:10.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:32:11.000 Like, I like what you do and stuff, but I don't like, I don't like see you as like, okay, now I just seem like an asshole. 0.98

00:32:18.000 You don't see me as what? 0.97

00:32:19.000 Like a famous leader of a movement, of a political movement?

00:32:24.000 No, I'm not.

00:32:25.000 No, I'm not.

00:32:26.000 Some of you are like stamps and it's like yeah, it's like if my mom was, I don't know, trying to think of a celebrity that's not too degenerate, like Madonna or something. 0.99

00:32:39.000 Like Madonna's degenerate as fuck, I'm just going to say that. 0.98

00:32:45.000 If my mom was Madonna, I wouldn't be like, oh, your mom signed my shirt, you know? 1.00

00:32:55.000 Right.

00:32:57.000 I got it.

00:32:58.000 This thing is too thick to be considered a fluid.

00:33:03.000 It really is just blended cake in a cup.

00:33:06.000 It's like that soup you had the other day.

00:33:09.000 Wow.

00:33:09.000 It's split pea soup.

00:33:23.000 Somebody says, two intelligent guys together, fantastic, yet five of these guys stop eating and talk serious to make us not wasting our time.

00:33:46.000 Somebody like that I would pay.

00:33:49.000 I normally would say. 1.00

00:33:51.000 Somebody like that would get killed. 0.99

00:33:54.000 We're smoothing, bro. 0.99

00:33:56.000 We're smoothing.

00:33:57.000 We're vibing on a thumbnail.

00:33:59.000 I don't know.

00:34:00.000 It's like five.

00:34:03.000 Can you imagine it?

00:34:14.000 We were always talking politics.

00:34:16.000 That was like the only thing we had to talk about.

00:34:21.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:21.000 Fucked up. 1.00

00:34:22.000 I mean, the politics is fun, but the real part about it is the friends you make along the way, right? 0.98

00:34:32.000 That's the important bit.

00:34:33.000 What's that, Ryan, dude?

00:34:36.000 That's the personal benefit to being red pilled.

00:34:36.000 What?

00:34:40.000 I think it brings a lot of people close to their family.

00:34:42.000 Like a lot of people are, when they're sort of like new into it, they just get really autistic about something that doesn't matter that much.

00:34:49.000 And that sort of isolates them.

00:34:51.000 But then when you get more into it, you realize the most important thing is actually communities and family.

00:35:00.000 I think that's especially good for people that are kind of smart and above, who generally tend to edge towards nihilism or, you know, towards the hyper individualist kind of attitude yeah.

00:35:15.000 So if you can provide a logical argument for why you should not just look out for yourself, I think it's good.

00:35:28.000 You barely touched your beef yeah, but I finished my chips and you didn't yeah yeah, fair enough, I always have my chips first, because I don't like cold chips.

00:35:39.000 Chip chips.

00:35:39.000 Yeah.

00:35:42.000 But I will clean my plate.

00:35:44.000 I want to see it.

00:35:51.000 I need to see it.

00:35:53.000 You didn't clean your plate last night.

00:35:58.000 I didn't clean my plate with the pizza.

00:36:02.000 Oh, that's right.

00:36:04.000 The pizza.

00:36:09.000 Oh, it got confused.

00:36:16.000 Directors cut a flight club.

00:36:21.000 Wait, who's Tyler Jordan?

00:36:24.000 But I'm the weird one.

00:36:24.000 Me.

00:36:26.000 Yeah, but I'm not a pussy like Ed Morton. 1.00

00:36:33.000 Like a regular guy. 1.00

00:36:38.000 But he ends up like blowing up.

00:36:47.000 Well, fun as yeah, yeah, he's also must learn. 0.85

00:37:02.000 I guess I would be a normie psycho.

00:37:08.000 I'm pretty sure his polo is valid. 0.87

00:37:11.000 Eat the sandwich, bro.

00:37:13.000 Bro, Nick's a slow eater.

00:37:16.000 I'm not playing it, dog.

00:37:23.000 What are you talking about?

00:37:26.000 I'm a fast eater.

00:37:29.000 I ate that whole sandwich.

00:37:45.000 I think it's more than Cami's Marvelous Singer, but Cat's more accurate.

00:38:01.000 Honestly, that movie, I remember as a huge fan of Fight Club.

00:38:06.000 I mean, I liked it, but it's not like the other meme movies.

00:38:11.000 Like, I really liked American Soccer, I really liked Taxi Driver, but Fight Club never really did it for me.

00:38:20.000 I do like American Soccer, not all.

00:38:23.000 So, I guess I'm going to go.

00:38:27.000 If you like looking at the kids, yeah, they were like, yeah.

00:38:47.000 I'm not happy with that.

00:39:05.000 Skeletons are scary and spooky, but you know what else is? 1.00

00:39:09.000 Blacks. 1.00

00:39:10.000 According to the Justice Department in 2006, 32443 women of Caucasian origin were raped by men of African origin. 1.00

00:39:21.000 I feel like some kind of activity. 0.92

00:39:25.000 Hey, where's Perry? 1.00

00:39:26.000 Fuck it up. 1.00

00:39:27.000 Ever watched any of this in front of him? 1.00

00:39:30.000 Flame.

00:39:30.000 No.

00:39:30.000 Hey, hey, Tammy, I know what we're gonna do today.

00:39:38.000 That was one of the lines in the shelf.

00:39:41.000 Probably popped up in the jug, right?

00:39:43.000 Yeah.

00:39:44.000 It didn't really land because you don't want that.

00:39:48.000 We're up on City of Stroud and TV, so.

00:39:56.000 Do you have any more chips?

00:39:59.000 No.

00:39:59.000 We weren't even gonna use any ketchup, bro.

00:40:04.000 What was that?

00:40:08.000 I don't know.

00:40:14.000 This thing is growing on me.

00:40:16.000 Yeah?

00:40:16.000 Right, see?

00:40:17.000 Watch when you get to the end, the bread's all soggy at the end.

00:40:20.000 Yeah, I like it.

00:40:21.000 You bit it off at the bottom half, and it was off.

00:40:24.000 Yeah, see?

00:40:25.000 I'm done now.

00:40:26.000 This bread is soggy.

00:40:26.000 I got it.

00:40:27.000 Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-Anglo-A I'm going to show you that.

00:41:01.000 Why does it say 59 on yours and 167 on mine?

00:41:06.000 Probably hasn't been fresh.

00:41:16.000 That was quite the deal.

00:41:21.000 Yeah, no, I was good.

00:41:23.000 That was tough.

00:41:25.000 Would you rather get out of that?

00:41:31.000 I don't know.

00:41:33.000 It's definitely something I'd get again.

00:41:43.000 And I think that's the important part.

00:41:45.000 7 out of 10, 8 out of 10.

00:41:48.000 Some people rank on a curve and stuff like that.

00:41:48.000 That's what it's just like.

00:41:52.000 What you should really say is, would you get it again?

00:42:03.000 Did you like it?

00:42:03.000 I've caught myself doing a lot of things with you.

00:42:03.000 No.

00:42:08.000 I'm going to go out and bring people with me into the experience.

00:42:14.000 Did you get a bag or no?

00:42:17.000 I coughed up my bag and ripped it off.

00:42:20.000 Oh yeah, I forgot.

00:42:25.000 It makes it easier if you don't get it.

00:42:31.000 I want that to end the car.

00:42:33.000 Now you know, yeah, now you know what that is.

00:42:35.000 So, where to next?

00:42:36.000 What do you want to do?

00:42:37.000 We have the strength.

00:42:38.000 What's something we can do?

00:42:38.000 Where to next?

00:42:44.000 We could go to like an arcade or a bowling alley or.

00:42:56.000 Want to walk around?

00:42:56.000 You know.

00:42:58.000 Yeah, we could do that as well.

00:43:00.000 Walk around, drive around, that's another thing.

00:43:09.000 Give Nick the garcusabill on the wonders of cute girls doing cute things. 1.00

00:43:17.000 You're telling me the rest of the day you're fucking out of bed. 1.00

00:43:27.000 I don't know. 0.98

00:43:30.000 I don't know, that's completely pointless because you're not going to watch it, so.

00:43:42.000 I'm going to go in there and I'm with you right now.

00:43:49.000 I'm with you right now.

00:43:51.000 I'm just going to walk around where I'm going.

00:43:54.000 I'm not going to go in there.

00:43:56.000 I'm going.

00:43:57.000 We're going, we're hanging.

00:44:02.000 Yep.

00:44:04.000 I don't want to see what this looks like.

00:44:07.000 But it's like thick as a peanut butter in the freezer.

00:44:10.000 It really is just like a blended cake.

00:44:12.000 I don't know why you're doing that right now. 0.99

00:44:19.000 I'm full of pigs shaving. 0.99

00:44:24.000 You guys make that mistake to me. 1.00

00:44:25.000 In Australia, we've got like milk shaving and pig shaving.

00:44:29.000 Do you just pull more milk shaving?

00:44:31.000 That's hard to find out.

00:44:34.000 I've never worked with pig shaving before. 0.93

00:44:47.000 But, orange and pig shaving. 0.91

00:44:49.000 That's why I said, I'm a good time.

00:44:51.000 It's an old friend of mine who's like a guy.

00:44:55.000 He had the other like ten hours. 0.97

00:44:57.000 I was like, I was like, I was like, fuck, that was all. 0.98

00:45:00.000 I'm going to go ahead and set this up. 0.95

00:45:16.000 You know the reason why that's this idea that's been brought into the zeitgeist, right?

00:45:27.000 To stop men from making relationships because we're dangerous together.

00:45:34.000 Yeah.

00:45:35.000 It's like, oh, you give your friend a hug. 1.00

00:45:37.000 Oh, gay. 1.00

00:45:38.000 Yeah, you go out. 1.00

00:45:39.000 You get your friend on the lift.

00:45:42.000 Oh, you have a shower with your friend. 1.00

00:45:42.000 Gay. 1.00

00:45:44.000 Gay. 1.00

00:45:45.000 They're afraid of us. 1.00

00:45:47.000 reverting back to traditionalism.

00:45:51.000 They don't want us to return to traditionalism. 0.72

00:45:55.000 Return to the Greco-Roman natural order of things. 0.94

00:45:58.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:46:00.000 You ready to get out of here? 1.00

00:46:00.000 Greco-Roman homes. 1.00

00:46:02.000 Sure.

00:46:02.000 But no, seriously.

00:46:04.000 This whole idea of guys being completely platonic, but close, considered gay in these days.

00:46:14.000 Whereas like a few decades ago that wasn't a thing. 0.99

00:46:18.000 I agree.

00:46:19.000 It's just another way to try to break down communities.

00:46:24.000 I'm supposed to pick up your trash.

00:46:28.000 No, I'll grab it.

00:46:29.000 I'll just get out of my seat.

00:46:32.000 I thought you were just about to leave.

00:46:35.000 So the Todd rank would go to full anyway.

00:46:53.000 Now my belly's full, I'm energized, I'm charged up.

00:47:11.000 I'm ready to go.

00:47:16.000 We're ready to rock.

00:47:20.000 Let's rock.

00:47:22.000 Let's rock and roll out of here.

00:47:24.000 You ready to rock and roll?

00:47:26.000 I'm ready to rock and roll, man.

00:47:31.000 Yo, have you ever seen my air guitar?

00:47:34.000 Do a really good air guitar, man. 0.65

00:47:36.000 Are you making fun of Americans there?

00:47:38.000 No, I don't even know who I'm making fun of.

00:47:46.000 Can't believe I forgot my cope.

00:47:47.000 See, because normally I'm ready before why are there shoes just outside?

00:47:57.000 You good?

00:47:57.000 Yeah.

00:48:03.000 Because normally I'm ready before you came, but like I said, I was like busy.

00:48:12.000 So I like ran out the door because I hate having people like waiting around for me, you know?

00:48:22.000 I don't have a problem with people waiting around for me.

00:48:22.000 Yeah.

00:48:27.000 Everyone's on your time.

00:48:28.000 True.

00:48:37.000 What is next what is my car smell like?

00:48:40.000 I Don't know doesn't really smell like much I guess it's just like It doesn't smell or anything like that if that's what you guys are wondering Yeah, I'm very clean.

00:48:50.000 Yeah, it's a very clean car Big coat neck.

00:48:55.000 Yeah, it's got leather seats.

00:48:58.000 Maybe it smells a little bit like leather Possible.

00:49:05.000 Okay.

00:49:05.000 Let's see.

00:49:07.000 Music check.

00:49:08.000 Yo, music check.

00:49:10.000 Spotify check.

00:49:18.000 That's what I use.

00:49:22.000 If I'm not, if I don't have guests in the vehicle, if I don't have guests in the vessel. 0.99

00:49:30.000 Your arms around and shit. 0.97

00:49:31.000 Oh, yeah, I pumped all the way up, and I was like, Bro, you don't have to worry about me. 0.99

00:49:37.000 Have you seen me dancing autistic to my music?

00:49:40.000 Oh, yeah, I'll find out.

00:49:53.000 I'm just here for the clip where Nick rings Cabby's bells.

00:49:57.000 Oh, yeah.

00:49:58.000 Oh, yeah, that one. 1.00

00:50:00.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:50:01.000 I should have brought the collar as well. 1.00

00:50:02.000 Wouldn't that have been too gay for you? 1.00

00:50:04.000 That would have been a little excessive, yeah. 1.00

00:50:05.000 Thank you, thank you, thank you.

00:50:17.000 We sit down somewhere and have a conversation.

00:50:19.000 We've literally been talking this entire time.

00:50:23.000 And we were just sitting down as well.

00:50:25.000 We had food.

00:50:26.000 Facts.

00:50:27.000 Factual chat.

00:50:37.000 Such a schmood.

00:50:40.000 Bro, this has been us for like the past three days or whatever.

00:50:44.000 Yeah, just schmooding, bro.

00:50:49.000 Not a cell phone in sight, just schmooding in the moment.

00:50:52.000 Ah, for real.

00:50:57.000 Nobody's letting me in.

00:50:58.000 Yeah.

00:50:59.000 I found Paul.

00:51:00.000 Nobody's letting me in.

00:51:00.000 I had to do a deal.

00:51:10.000 hold your breath we're going past the cemetery

00:51:35.000 you ever heard that before You have to hold your breath when you're passing the cemetery.

00:51:45.000 I don't know who told me.

00:51:46.000 I think my mom said that when she was a kid, she used to do that.

00:51:49.000 I don't know if that's like a How big was that cemetery? 0.99

00:52:00.000 That was a big fucking cemetery. 0.99

00:52:01.000 That was, yeah. 0.99

00:52:03.000 Imagine Nick passed out of the wheel. 1.00

00:52:08.000 That was a Jewish cemetery. 1.00

00:52:10.000 Oh, okay.

00:52:11.000 A lot of dead Jewish people at that cemetery.

00:52:16.000 I guess that's where they, you know, maybe millions of people at that cemetery.

00:52:21.000 I mean, it was a big cemetery, but it looked like, I don't know.

00:52:27.000 I reckon you couldn't hold more than like a few hundred thousand at that cemetery.

00:52:30.000 I disagree.

00:52:30.000 I say, It's easily more than 5 million.

00:52:34.000 Well, regardless of the number, we held our breath so we don't have any Semitic spirits in us. 1.00

00:52:40.000 So that's nice. 1.00

00:52:43.000 Bang.

00:52:44.000 Bang. 1.00

00:52:45.000 This was such a shmoo when it came out in June 2018.

00:52:50.000 I had it on a CD, but then my CD player broke. 1.00

00:52:55.000 Oh, fuck. 0.99

00:52:56.000 And then I punched it and it broke it. 1.00

00:53:12.000 You have Panera, Brad, and uh, I'm Sue.

00:53:16.000 Originates in Missouri, and Missouri is in the storm land.

00:53:20.000 It looks like...

00:53:54.000 Yeah, same.

00:53:57.000 It's fine.

00:53:58.000 Like I said, it's in a shitty connection spot right now.

00:54:01.000 People can't really see us anymore.

00:54:09.000 There's a way around it.

00:54:23.000 Hamburgers, bocato, fries, kia, America first. 0.85

00:54:28.000 What did that tell you? 0.99

00:54:29.000 I don't even fucking know something about burgers and fries. 0.98

00:54:35.000 Sometimes it's really hard to understand. 0.99

00:54:38.000 Exercise?

00:54:38.000 I thought you said extra fries.

00:54:40.000 I think it did say extra fries.

00:54:43.000 Oh, then I was on the map.

00:54:51.000 Why do they do these little dots?

00:54:52.000 In the cup.

00:54:54.000 Oh.

00:54:55.000 It should indicate.

00:54:59.000 Sometimes they don't.

00:54:59.000 I never use this.

00:55:01.000 If it's diet, you press the diet button to indicate that it is diet.

00:55:08.000 I was thinking it was for that, but I've never seen it pressing any for me or something.

00:55:14.000 No, they do.

00:55:15.000 They're wrong.

00:55:16.000 Because think about it, if you have like Coke, it's like a brown liquid.

00:55:22.000 There's one for root beer, there's one for diet, one for Coke.

00:55:38.000 Bless and bless. 0.99

00:55:51.000 Anglo dance, Jack. 1.00

00:55:56.000 Anglo would be like, don't eat a fucking pizza, nigga. 1.00

00:56:16.000 Can't separate ever. 1.00

00:56:17.000 This is too cute.

00:56:21.000 Buddy check.

00:56:23.000 I said yummy, but also to buddy check.

00:56:29.000 Friend check.

00:56:31.000 Friend check.

00:56:33.000 Hey, yo, friend check.

00:56:36.000 Hello, friend department.

00:56:38.000 Excuse me, I thought you were actually taking a call.

00:56:43.000 Okay, I'll turn the music down.

00:56:50.000 Yeah, now I gotta call the friend department.

00:56:59.000 Is this Cammie? 0.95

00:57:00.000 Yeah, this is the friend department.

00:57:02.000 Would you like to follow up on your claim?

00:57:05.000 Yeah, I'm just here to report a friend.

00:57:13.000 Friend moment.

00:57:16.000 Where are you heading?

00:57:19.000 I don't know.

00:57:22.000 Elliot Roger car?

00:57:23.000 DR check?

00:57:26.000 Nah, Nick doesn't have a BMW.

00:57:28.000 He needs more super chats.

00:57:33.000 Nut check?

00:57:35.000 No, no nut check.

00:57:38.000 Bro, you know Elliot Rogers' car?

00:57:40.000 It was in a car wreck somewhere and you could buy it?

00:57:44.000 Really?

00:57:45.000 Yeah.

00:57:46.000 I wanted to buy it and restore it because that's when I had money in crypto.

00:57:48.000 What are they doing?

00:57:50.000 I don't know.

00:57:51.000 I'm pretty sure someone bought it though. 0.94

00:57:53.000 If I ever become a millionaire, I will buy it and destroy it.

00:57:58.000 So no one can ever drive it again.

00:58:02.000 Yeah, so that creeps won't buy it and idolize it in a weird way.

00:58:10.000 I did read a story about that where it was like some Israeli Jew bought one of Hitler's hats so that Nazis couldn't buy it and have fun with it. 0.99

00:58:21.000 Shut up. 0.97

00:58:23.000 I mean, it's a piece of history. 0.99

00:58:27.000 Whether or not it's good or bad history, it's history. 0.85

00:58:31.000 I'm collecting Hitler memorabilia because it's history. 0.95

00:58:36.000 It should at least be in a museum or something. 0.98

00:58:38.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:58:39.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:58:41.000 I agree. 1.00

00:58:43.000 My personal Hitler museum. 0.96

00:58:47.000 In my basement. 0.87

00:58:49.000 Yeah.

00:58:50.000 Joke?

00:58:51.000 Joke department?

00:59:01.000 Oh, we could go to the mall.

00:59:03.000 You want to go to the mall?

00:59:05.000 I mean, if you want to.

00:59:05.000 Okay.

00:59:06.000 Malls usually fuck with the connection, actually, but I don't know if you can think of it depends on the mall. 0.88

00:59:11.000 If you can think of something fun, and sometimes they get cranky about me recording in there. 0.97

00:59:15.000 I think we could be fine.

00:59:16.000 Well, we'll see how it is.

00:59:17.000 If it's bad, we could go back.

00:59:19.000 Cool.

00:59:23.000 TTS.

00:59:26.000 I've got TTS off if someone there's only, like, a couple of censored words.

00:59:32.000 You know, you've got, like N-word, K-word, double H, you know, that sort of thing.

00:59:39.000 So if you post something like that, then it's not going to play it through text-to-speech because I got to get gas.

00:59:49.000 I got to get gas for my car.

00:59:58.000 You know, sometimes it's like I'm not even going to go there.

01:00:03.000 Not even going to go there.

01:00:05.000 I was going to do a gas check real quick, but in light of recent events, it's like, you know, maybe you probably shouldn't even broach that subject.

01:00:13.000 People don't have humor and nuance these days.

01:00:16.000 Yeah, I know.

01:00:26.000 Is it an automatic filter on the thing that I'm talking about?

01:00:29.000 Yes, sir.

01:00:38.000 Nick's actually having a gas check.

01:00:44.000 And also another thing is Streamlabs can ban you for other people's, like, what people super chat you.

01:00:53.000 If Streamlabs doesn't like it, they consider you responsible as the streamer.

01:00:57.000 So if I got banned from Streamlabs, then there's no text to speech at all, so I'd end up like Nick.

01:01:06.000 I'd end up like you.

01:01:07.000 Yeah, yeah, I'm no joke. 0.99

01:01:08.000 Banned from fucking Streamlabs, so and PayPal too. 0.99

01:01:11.000 Alright. 0.99

01:01:16.000 There might be another way I can.

01:01:17.000 I'll have to look at it again when I get home.

01:01:19.000 I think there's a way I can do it so it just changes the word and still reads it.

01:01:24.000 So I might try to do that instead.

01:01:27.000 But yeah, I just needed to.

01:01:29.000 I just needed to set something before.

01:01:30.000 Because, you know, I was like.

01:01:35.000 Nick's nice enough to have a stream and stuff. 0.98

01:01:38.000 You know, I don't want fucking people coming in here and then, like, you know. 0.93

01:01:46.000 wing that and up the place and making Nick regret being nice, you know. 0.99

01:02:20.000 That's interesting, Anomi.

01:02:28.000 Well, my Streamlabs days might be numbered anyway, then, but better to not take my chances and try to at least keep it going for as long as I can, right?

01:02:53.000 You could go to the furry convention again?

01:02:55.000 I don't really want to.

01:02:56.000 I mean, if it made me sick, could you imagine Nick?

01:03:13.000 Hey!

01:03:14.000 Yo! 0.97

01:03:15.000 Hey!

01:03:16.000 What are you doing here? 1.00

01:03:18.000 Get the fuck out of my car! 1.00

01:03:25.000 That one's yours, just so you don't drink the wrong one. 1.00

01:03:30.000 Which one's.

01:03:31.000 This one's mine?

01:03:32.000 This one's yours, yeah.

01:03:33.000 I don't know, I don't know.

01:03:34.000 Just making sure I get lips mowed on my straw.

01:03:43.000 Oh, wait, it's not even on shuffle.

01:03:45.000 No wonder.

01:03:48.000 I want to get in here.

01:03:50.000 What do I want to get out of here?

01:03:54.000 What do I want to hear right now?

01:03:57.000 What do I want to hear?

01:03:59.000 What?

01:03:59.000 So I said indirect kiss mode.

01:04:02.000 What?

01:04:03.000 So I said indirect kiss mode.

01:04:04.000 It's like, no, that's what I'm trying to avoid.

01:04:06.000 What are you talking about?

01:04:07.000 With the straws.

01:04:08.000 Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

01:04:10.000 Indirectly kissing?

01:04:13.000 Yeah.

01:04:14.000 Just about?

01:04:15.000 You know, 30 hours just?

01:04:21.000 Seatbelt check always got to be safe.

01:04:23.000 You know what Kanye said.

01:04:25.000 Thank God I wasn't too cool for the safety belt.

01:04:28.000 That's what he said.

01:04:31.000 Kyle Strapper.

01:04:44.000 Strapper. 1.00

01:04:51.000 Can you ban schizos, please? 1.00

01:05:03.000 You know Life of Pablo? 1.00

01:05:05.000 Yeah, I've heard some of it.

01:05:06.000 I don't know if I've heard some of it or all of it before.

01:05:10.000 You should listen to all of it when you get a chance.

01:05:13.000 Very life-changing for me.

01:05:15.000 It came out in February 2016.

01:05:17.000 Very turbulent time in my life.

01:05:20.000 But it brought me back.

01:05:23.000 But it made me an epic.

01:05:25.000 I remember rapping for Jay Camp.

01:05:27.000 The young producer was trying to get his clothes off.

01:05:33.000 Till I'm pitching everybody with their clothes off

01:06:05.000 I mean, I'm jamming.

01:06:07.000 It's like what they say in Pulp Fiction.

01:06:10.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

01:06:11.000 Why do the fuck do people always have to talk? 0.96

01:06:13.000 Sometimes you just sit around and enjoy each other's company. 0.98

01:06:16.000 That's right.

01:06:17.000 Well, that was something like that.

01:06:18.000 Yeah, it was something.

01:06:21.000 Words to that effect.

01:06:22.000 Yeah, something to that effect.

01:06:24.000 Why are people in live chat complaining?

01:06:27.000 People in live chat are always complaining.

01:06:29.000 Complaining, can relate.

01:06:30.000 Can relate.

01:06:32.000 So, this one is mine, yes.

01:06:34.000 Mine's empty, so you'd feel it from the way.

01:06:37.000 Clean plate, clean cup.

01:06:58.000 Yeah, you

01:08:35.000 know, hey, figure it out, you don't have a stop sign, Buster.

01:08:44.000 You can keep schmooting. 1.00

01:08:46.000 Schmoove along, bitch. 1.00

01:08:48.000 I think it makes me so mad when people aren't aware of, like, you know what I mean? 1.00

01:08:52.000 Fucking road signs and stuff. 0.99

01:08:53.000 Well, like, yeah. 1.00

01:08:54.000 Well, that in particular, it's like people ignore their stop sign or people act like there's a stop sign.

01:09:01.000 Like this, you have a stop sign, you have to stop. 0.98

01:09:05.000 Well, it's fucking dangerous. 0.97

01:09:07.000 What is? 1.00

01:09:09.000 People ignore stop signs and shit. 0.99

01:09:10.000 Yeah, man, that's a good observation. 1.00

01:09:19.000 Catboys own these roads read it You're both 21 yeah me and Nick are almost like fucking twins. 0.97

01:09:29.000 We're like yeah basically You know I have a twin I have a twin, but he died no. 0.98

01:09:35.000 Yeah really at birth.

01:09:37.000 Oh Really?

01:09:39.000 Yeah, I'm serious.

01:09:41.000 Yeah, I'm actually a twin.

01:09:44.000 Oh, there you go That's kind of sad.

01:09:48.000 Yeah, he was born or he died in the womb Uh, it was like a miscarriage or something.

01:09:53.000 And normally they flush the mom out after a miscarriage, but my mom just didn't do it.

01:09:59.000 And I was born after, so.

01:10:01.000 Hmm.

01:10:03.000 Interesting.

01:10:04.000 Hmm. 0.99

01:10:08.000 Gotta keep it fucking close. 0.97

01:10:10.000 Don't want to go dox mode. 0.98

01:10:12.000 Definitely close to the chest. 0.99

01:10:15.000 Yeah, close to the chest, like I'm fucking playing poker. 0.98

01:10:18.000 Yeah, yeah, just like that. 0.98

01:10:20.000 Yeah.

01:10:22.000 Good analogy.

01:10:24.000 I think it'd be like, watch out for cars. 1.00

01:10:32.000 It's a fucking talking look. 0.97

01:10:39.000 One time, I was leaving the theater around here, and I just walked into the street in front of this car, because you're supposed to yield to pedestrians. 0.99

01:10:49.000 I just walked from the theater to the street, I guess.

01:10:53.000 Where people are driving through the parking lot, and the guy rolled down his window and was like, Are you looking to get killed? or something like that.

01:11:05.000 It's like, How are you on connection?

01:11:12.000 Is connection good?

01:11:14.000 So far, so good.

01:11:16.000 Cool, Jack.

01:11:17.000 Yeah, this is pretty.

01:11:35.000 Capitalism check?

01:11:37.000 Pretty based.

01:11:42.000 Kinda cold though with the ice cream. 0.99

01:11:44.000 Kinda cold without my fucking coke because I forgot it. 0.99

01:11:48.000 I'm alright though. 0.99

01:11:49.000 Is there a?

01:11:50.000 Like it's not to the point where I'm like, got the teeth chattering.

01:11:50.000 Yeah.

01:11:59.000 Go see Joker.

01:12:03.000 Can't YouTube look to check the sound.

01:12:06.000 I can't.

01:12:06.000 It's not like D Live when there's no rules.

01:12:16.000 Exactly.

01:12:17.000 Except Cole and PewDiePie for a day.

01:12:21.000 It's a lot. 0.94

01:12:22.000 It's funny how for them, like, there's no copyright rules at all, but it's all PewDiePie gay. 0.96

01:12:47.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:12:47.000 Makes you wonder if 3D54 had reported it or if it was 3D56. 1.00

01:13:01.000 Could you imagine? 1.00

01:13:07.000 I'm gonna fuck this guy. 1.00

01:13:10.000 He killed my channel. 1.00

01:13:11.000 I think what their rule is, is like, you can't attack other streamers.

01:13:14.000 It's sort of like Twitch.

01:13:17.000 Yeah, bro.

01:13:18.000 I know, um, was it who was it?

01:13:20.000 It was, um this is like one of their more famous guys.

01:13:22.000 It's like Mr. Something.

01:13:23.000 I forget.

01:13:24.000 One of their streamers was like attacking me on Twitter and I was like, hey DLive, this guy's giving me a hard time.

01:13:29.000 And they like forced him to shut up.

01:13:32.000 They were like, hey, knock it off.

01:13:35.000 I'm going to tell on you.

01:13:42.000 Yeah, I'm literally copying at DLive.

01:13:45.000 He's bullying me.

01:13:46.000 This is interesting.

01:13:47.000 It's like an open hole.

01:13:54.000 It was Mr. BTFO.

01:13:55.000 That's what it was.

01:13:57.000 Whatever.

01:13:57.000 Give me a hard time.

01:13:58.000 I tattled on him.

01:14:04.000 There you go, Rex.

01:14:05.000 Yeah.

01:14:05.000 And that was that.

01:14:06.000 Victoria's Secret Chef?

01:14:06.000 There's too many people here.

01:14:08.000 I thought it'd be kind of empty since it's under.

01:14:12.000 Yeah, I could buy a coat that doesn't make me look like a school shooter.

01:14:18.000 Yeah?

01:14:19.000 You want to buy a coat?

01:14:22.000 You could do that.

01:14:23.000 Clothes shopping?

01:14:25.000 Clothes shopping.

01:14:26.000 Where do you want to go?

01:14:31.000 I don't know.

01:14:33.000 What's fashionable?

01:14:36.000 I don't know, I mean see, if we were shopping for cosplay, then I could give advice.

01:14:44.000 I don't know.

01:14:44.000 Yeah, right.

01:14:45.000 Well, if you see a story you want to go into, how about currency?

01:14:52.000 Nah, I saw the furry convention, dude, where they had kids' clothes for adults.

01:14:57.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:14:58.000 Degeneracy knows no end.

01:15:00.000 It just keeps getting worse.

01:15:04.000 Get the Blade Runner coat?

01:15:07.000 Yeah, that'd be keen, though.

01:15:07.000 Yeah.

01:15:08.000 I could get the Bane coat.

01:15:10.000 Yeah, I was just going to say that.

01:15:12.000 Then I'd wear it without a shirt like he does.

01:15:15.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:15:16.000 Well, I don't think he wears it without a shirt.

01:15:19.000 Does he wear it without a shirt?

01:15:23.000 I think sometimes he did.

01:15:27.000 I don't know.

01:15:31.000 Alright, well we can find the vein code.

01:15:34.000 You don't wear that. 1.00

01:15:36.000 Her! 0.99

01:15:37.000 No, uh. 0.96

01:15:38.000 No.

01:15:39.000 You should know it's like that.

01:15:44.000 You should know it's like her.

01:15:53.000 You go to the Disney store.

01:15:55.000 I don't know if they have coats there.

01:16:04.000 They still have Mickey Mouse coat.

01:16:06.000 Mickey Mouse jacket. 1.00

01:16:07.000 I ain't coating with sheepskin, it's even fucking nice. 1.00

01:16:13.000 It looks fresh? 0.97

01:16:15.000 Hey, how come you don't compliment me on my clothes?

01:16:17.000 I don't know why, well, I guess you did drink in coats, but you forgot it's your house.

01:16:29.000 Yeah.

01:16:29.000 I don't know.

01:16:30.000 That was a big mistake.

01:16:32.000 Big mistake.

01:16:32.000 You know what happens to people who forget their coats?

01:16:35.000 They get what they fucking deserve. 0.98

01:16:37.000 You want to call it something like that? 1.00

01:16:37.000 They get cold. 1.00

01:16:40.000 How much do you want?

01:16:44.000 Do you want to spend a ridiculous amount of money for a coat that you can wear for one day?

01:16:48.000 I mean, I'd probably wear it for more than one day, but I mean, I don't normally spend too much on clothes anyway, because that's kind of like Democrat behavior.

01:16:56.000 You know, it's the low class virtue signals by buying big ticket items to try and display wealth.

01:17:06.000 The middle class virtue signals with, like, moral platitudes.

01:17:11.000 And then high class people just don't care because they don't have anyone to answer to.

01:17:17.000 Then I've had your social ladders to climb.

01:17:32.000 I don't need to go that way.

01:17:45.000 I can still buy something new.

01:17:55.000 We go to Macy's you want to go to Macy's.

01:18:01.000 Back in the opposite direction.

01:18:01.000 Okay.

01:18:03.000 Yeah, this is interesting.

01:18:06.000 I know I already said this, but it's really spinning me out this open mall design.

01:18:12.000 I've never been in one of these before.

01:18:12.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:18:16.000 It's kind of smart because you'd save money on air conditioning if you were.

01:18:21.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:18:26.000 Probably lights as well.

01:18:27.000 Maybe not so much lights.

01:18:32.000 That's probably the same.

01:18:36.000 But I bet air conditioning for a mall costs a fortune, so air conditioned problems.

01:18:50.000 True, but maybe it's a sports breaker.

01:18:54.000 Yeah.

01:18:55.000 Is this the cowboy Nick talks about?

01:18:57.000 Yup.

01:19:00.000 Yo, it's not cooking jam.

01:19:02.000 Are you still hungry, bro?

01:19:03.000 No.

01:19:04.000 I'm not looking at it.

01:19:09.000 You're like, ah, I'll keep that in the back of my mind until I can sweat.

01:19:16.000 Like, the way you swear.

01:19:20.000 Gotta be careful with that, it's all cookie stuff.

01:19:25.000 Yeah, I know.

01:19:26.000 Career risks associated with cookie posting.

01:19:29.000 That guy's really getting his money's worth for that super chat, though.

01:19:33.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:19:34.000 Could you imagine if you were the person who sent that super chat?

01:19:38.000 Has been echoing throughout my career.

01:19:40.000 Imagine you're like running for president, someone still brings it up.

01:19:44.000 Alright, guys, let me out as my super chat.

01:19:55.000 We hardly Oswald.

01:19:56.000 I'm so confused about this whole anime team.

01:20:05.000 Candle is six foot, fake news.

01:20:08.000 I'm six two.

01:20:10.000 Are you?

01:20:11.000 Yeah.

01:20:13.000 Or like six one point something something.

01:20:16.000 Something like that, yeah.

01:20:26.000 I used to say I was six one, but then I actually measured myself.

01:20:31.000 But I mean, as long as you're a like six or above.

01:20:35.000 I'm six nine so even if you're like 5'11 or 5'10 you could usually just get away with saying you're six.

01:20:44.000 Yeah.

01:20:47.000 Yeah, I saw me at six feet tall myself.

01:21:12.000 Now we're back at Victoria's Secret.

01:21:19.000 So you guys know where we're at.

01:21:24.000 Santa check.

01:21:26.000 We ask for Christmas presents and stuff.

01:21:29.000 Where's, um. 1.00

01:21:29.000 Mrs. Claus. 1.00

01:21:31.000 Oh, I saw.

01:21:36.000 I'm not Santa's in right now.

01:21:39.000 I feel like they usually do those things for like a month.

01:21:48.000 Why a Cybertruck for Christmas?

01:21:50.000 Dude, I'm gonna get a Cybertruck for real.

01:21:55.000 Yeah.

01:21:55.000 I'm gone.

01:21:57.000 They were selling right now, I bought it.

01:22:00.000 I bought a Cybertruck.

01:22:04.000 Alright, sir, are you paying by cash or super chats today?

01:22:12.000 $40,000.

01:22:22.000 It still smells like churros. 1.00

01:22:32.000 This is nice. 1.00

01:22:33.000 Oh, this is so good.

01:22:36.000 Oh, yeah.

01:22:44.000 You use Android right?

01:22:45.000 No, I have an iPhone.

01:22:48.000 Oh, okay.

01:22:50.000 Cringe.

01:22:51.000 Yeah, we have one, Samsung and a what?

01:22:54.000 Samsung as well.

01:22:56.000 Yeah, this one's nicer though.

01:22:57.000 So what is Samsung?

01:22:59.000 Is that Android?

01:23:00.000 Is that a iPhone?

01:23:02.000 Everything that's not iPhone, actually.

01:23:04.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:23:04.000 Oh really?

01:23:05.000 Sometimes they use a slightly different operating system, but it still runs on the Android base.

01:23:13.000 So they always use like Google Play instead of that store.

01:23:17.000 Wow.

01:23:19.000 You ain't gotta be there!

01:23:21.000 You were just there! 1.00

01:23:26.000 That shit's perfect. 1.00

01:23:26.000 So, thank you. 1.00

01:24:10.000 You want me to hold the Nah, that's good.

01:24:30.000 I gotta look for something first, so I don't know. 0.97

01:24:35.000 This is kind of Bane-esque if it was only like brownish on the outside. 1.00

01:24:41.000 Exactly right. 0.96

01:24:42.000 I'm more of a zipper guy, huh?

01:25:01.000 I'm sort of stepping away from the hoodies now, to get a seat check. 0.99

01:25:43.000 Guy accepted the reservation operation, said my Airbnb didn't fuck me. 0.98

01:25:49.000 Oh nice. 0.97

01:25:51.000 Okay, jackets.

01:25:59.000 Pretty leathery.

01:25:59.000 How about this for you?

01:26:02.000 The silver?

01:26:03.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:26:04.000 Wear it with your cyber truck.

01:26:06.000 Jacks, I would actually do that though.

01:26:11.000 Silver's a little bright though for me.

01:26:13.000 It's a bit much.

01:26:13.000 It's a little.

01:26:14.000 Kind of girly.

01:26:15.000 Yeah, I wouldn't want to wear something girly.

01:26:19.000 That'd be a bit weird, dude.

01:26:23.000 Yeah, it's only ironic, dude.

01:26:32.000 That's the thing, there's so many people that don't know me.

01:26:35.000 It's like, ah, so you trans?

01:26:38.000 No, I don't need to be sedated, thank you.

01:26:42.000 Need Minecraft?

01:26:44.000 I've already got something ultra warm like this, I was more looking for like a sweater.

01:27:00.000 Sweater?

01:27:01.000 Yeah, I don't know these words for clothes.

01:27:10.000 I hear what he said, he's gonna speak up.

01:27:15.000 He just mumbles and like throws a card in my face.

01:27:26.000 Maybe we should just go to where we first, like, walked up to and just look through it.

01:27:30.000 Alright, here we go.

01:27:53.000 I'm gonna look at this real quick.

01:27:57.000 Wouldn't that be too much with I don't know if that would look weird with shorts on.

01:28:04.000 Boy, Nick, you reckon this would look weird with shorts on?

01:28:07.000 Yeah, probably.

01:28:09.000 Alright, let's get looking.

01:28:12.000 I think wearing a winter coat with shorts in general.

01:28:20.000 It's actually kind of common.

01:28:25.000 At least it was in school for me.

01:28:29.000 I see I've already got one that's like this plastic stuff on the outside.

01:28:32.000 Yeah Kind of like Let's just go back to the stuff that we saw at the start because pretty sure we've But I'm finding the thing I like while we deal with the cold.

01:28:58.000 It's just that I was kind of thinking about, no, this looks okay.

01:29:21.000 I don't know what size it looks like, maybe I'd probably do it.

01:29:26.000 Is it more?

01:29:28.000 Yeah.

01:29:29.000 Is it more?

01:29:31.000 How is it?

01:29:33.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:29:34.000 I see an inch.

01:29:36.000 Yes.

01:29:43.000 What was it?

01:29:44.000 That's what it was.

01:29:45.000 That?

01:29:47.000 Yeah.

01:29:48.000 I guess I could just try it on here.

01:29:52.000 I don't need a change room for a coat.

01:29:54.000 I love this.

01:29:55.000 Nick Flint says for President 2036 repeal the 19th Amendment Bill that Wall State mandated.

01:30:01.000 Catboy GFS named him be a grow hyper.

01:30:03.000 No feds allowed.

01:30:08.000 Grow hyper.

01:30:09.000 Right now.

01:30:10.000 A whole bunch of.

01:30:12.000 With spam, yeah.

01:30:13.000 Yeah, instead of just saying, is this just bad?

01:30:16.000 My hair's just like all over the place today.

01:30:18.000 Yeah, you get that when you're streaming.

01:30:21.000 You've like constantly got a mirror on you.

01:30:24.000 This feels like a good is this baggy or is it just the way it is?

01:30:28.000 No, I think it's a good fit.

01:30:29.000 You think so?

01:30:30.000 Good fit, yeah, yeah.

01:30:34.000 Right?

01:30:35.000 I think it's baggy.

01:30:36.000 Not baggy.

01:30:39.000 What are you going to do with small?

01:30:39.000 It's a medium.

01:30:39.000 Medium.

01:30:41.000 I don't know.

01:30:43.000 You're six feet tall. 1.00

01:30:44.000 You're going to wear small men's small.

01:30:46.000 Maybe it like too baggy.

01:30:55.000 Not a good fit.

01:30:56.000 Bad. 0.98

01:30:57.000 Yeah, everyone says it sucks. 0.94

01:30:58.000 No, they're wrong. 0.95

01:30:59.000 They're wrong.

01:31:00.000 I'm looking at it in person.

01:31:01.000 Why?

01:31:02.000 How do they know about it?

01:31:04.000 Whoops.

01:31:05.000 Give me the camera.

01:31:06.000 It's a good fit.

01:31:12.000 Yeah.

01:31:13.000 The more I see it, the more I do think it's okay.

01:31:16.000 Yeah, I'll go for it.

01:31:19.000 Alright.

01:31:20.000 I'm supposed to hold this now.

01:31:22.000 Well, I'm going to take it off.

01:31:24.000 I'm going to.

01:31:28.000 It looks good.

01:31:29.000 Okay.

01:31:31.000 Sam Lloyd in chat says it looks good.

01:31:33.000 Nick says it looks good.

01:31:35.000 Thank you for the free haunted.

01:31:40.000 I want one.

01:31:42.000 I want one.

01:31:43.000 I have a cool jacket.

01:31:49.000 Oh, which one?

01:31:50.000 You like that? 1.00

01:31:52.000 Let's see this brown one.

01:31:55.000 You like that?

01:31:56.000 Yeah.

01:31:59.000 That's kind of nice, right?

01:32:02.000 I have a good fit.

01:32:05.000 I think I prefer this one.

01:32:07.000 Okay.

01:32:09.000 Your choice, but it's up to you.

01:32:13.000 Wait, what?

01:32:16.000 Well, you guys prefer Nick's choice to my choice? 1.00

01:32:20.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:32:23.000 What? 1.00

01:32:24.000 I thought I made a good choice.

01:32:27.000 Alright, so.

01:32:29.000 Let me put this up.

01:32:30.000 You want me to hold that for you?

01:32:32.000 Yeah, yeah, you hold it and show them.

01:32:34.000 No, no, like, oh, oh, oh.

01:32:37.000 As, like, comparison.

01:32:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:32:40.000 My choice is definitely better.

01:32:42.000 I just thought it looked cool with these things, but it's up to you.

01:32:45.000 Well, I don't know, apparently people like your thing.

01:32:48.000 It's up to you, big guy, too.

01:32:50.000 Nick's.

01:32:51.000 You guys, so you guys prefer the brown to the black as well?

01:32:58.000 Nick's.

01:32:59.000 Nick's choice.

01:33:01.000 Was it low resolution?

01:33:03.000 Nick is a leader. 1.00

01:33:05.000 Oh shit. 1.00

01:33:05.000 Brown? 1.00

01:33:06.000 Nick's got good taste. 1.00

01:33:07.000 Yeah, what about this white one over here? 1.00

01:33:10.000 I know it's not zip up or whatever.

01:33:14.000 Looks like cashmere though.

01:33:18.000 I don't know if it's cashmere or what.

01:33:20.000 Well, you don't think it's going to be white.

01:33:21.000 Yeah, I don't know. 0.97

01:33:25.000 It's kind of I think that thing looks cool.

01:33:29.000 This thing?

01:33:30.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:33:31.000 This thing looks gay. 1.00

01:33:33.000 No, everyone's okay. 0.96

01:33:34.000 Everyone's saying it's gay. 1.00

01:33:35.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:33:39.000 I'm just going to go with your choice, dude.

01:33:40.000 Apparently, I'm.

01:33:41.000 I mean, think about it.

01:33:43.000 I'm the one that picked this.

01:33:44.000 No, I'm the one that picked this.

01:33:46.000 It all looks good.

01:33:52.000 Yeah, that's a Chad.

01:33:53.000 That's a Chad Chad.

01:33:54.000 Here, let me try it out.

01:33:56.000 I'm going to go over here.

01:33:57.000 This one's a large, hang on.

01:33:59.000 We're probably around the same size, right?

01:34:01.000 Yeah, we're exactly the same size.

01:34:03.000 So, I've got to try and find a medium.

01:34:05.000 This is an extra, extra large.

01:34:07.000 And this is a small.

01:34:08.000 There's no medium.

01:34:10.000 Well, maybe the small.

01:34:12.000 I doubt the small's going to fit.

01:34:14.000 I'll try it on just for fun.

01:34:15.000 Alright.

01:34:16.000 Just look at it.

01:34:17.000 Do you want me to grab your back for a video?

01:34:19.000 Oh, yeah, thanks.

01:34:20.000 Probably going to be a little too small.

01:34:24.000 But we'll just see it just for the look, just for the fit.

01:34:27.000 Yeah.

01:34:28.000 Oh, no, no, yeah, it's too small.

01:34:32.000 Yeah.

01:34:32.000 I don't have any sleeves.

01:34:35.000 Wait, but let me see myself.

01:34:36.000 Actually, I don't know if it looks too small.

01:34:38.000 Probably.

01:34:38.000 It's totally too small.

01:34:39.000 Okay.

01:34:40.000 Let me see myself.

01:34:45.000 It's definitely too small.

01:34:46.000 I like the sleeves too.

01:34:47.000 Okay.

01:34:48.000 Well, we can't get your choice then because they've only got smalls and larges.

01:34:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:34:55.000 Yeah, whatever.

01:34:56.000 Let's keep the vibes. 0.80

01:34:57.000 I was going to show all the people calling me a midget.

01:35:01.000 It's like, not a midget jacket.

01:35:03.000 Well, you don't fit a small, so. 1.00

01:35:07.000 Too big for it.

01:35:10.000 Let's just start putting this.

01:35:17.000 Yeah.

01:35:17.000 So this is the edge.

01:35:18.000 Yeah, it's like the smallest sucks. 0.99

01:35:20.000 They have the sucks the small. 0.99

01:35:25.000 Yeah, before everyone gets a seizure again. 0.98

01:35:37.000 I think the light is okay.

01:35:43.000 Oh yeah.

01:35:46.000 Yeah, that's actually not bad.

01:35:48.000 That is a nice one.

01:35:48.000 I think the medium would have been too small.

01:35:50.000 King check.

01:35:51.000 Yeah, let me pull this off so we can all be wearing this.

01:35:54.000 Santa Claus check.

01:35:56.000 Yeah, that's alright. 0.99

01:35:59.000 It's about to kind of pin in the arse there. 0.99

01:35:59.000 Oh yeah. 0.99

01:35:59.000 Bumped it up. 0.99

01:36:06.000 Not a whole lot.

01:36:07.000 What are you, baby?

01:36:09.000 You button them.

01:36:10.000 You wear buttons for me.

01:36:11.000 You wear shoes without laces.

01:36:14.000 You can't button your buttons.

01:36:16.000 There we go.

01:36:17.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:36:18.000 Yeah, no, that's not so bad.

01:36:21.000 Style check?

01:36:22.000 Style check.

01:36:25.000 Yeah, okay, you made a good choice.

01:36:27.000 Oh, that's the only large.

01:36:29.000 I would have gotten that.

01:36:30.000 You only have one large.

01:36:34.000 Alright, Nick's better at choosing clothes.

01:36:36.000 I wonder what the black one looks like.

01:36:49.000 Yeah, I don't know if I like that one. 1.00

01:36:54.000 Alright, well.

01:36:55.000 Are you happy with your selection?

01:36:57.000 Yeah.

01:36:58.000 My selection.

01:36:59.000 It's going to be called the Nick Jacket for as long as I want to.

01:37:03.000 Ah, yeah, I like that.

01:37:04.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:37:05.000 Memorial.

01:37:06.000 It's always heavy.

01:37:07.000 Wear the Nick Jacket.

01:37:07.000 It's cold.

01:37:08.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:37:11.000 Always a Nick Jacket.

01:37:11.000 Always.

01:37:13.000 This is good.

01:37:14.000 It's a Nick Jacket.

01:37:24.000 Trust the plan.

01:37:26.000 Mmm.

01:37:27.000 Alright.

01:37:30.000 Put it like that.

01:37:31.000 You can hold the selfie stick.

01:37:33.000 Oh yeah, yeah.

01:37:34.000 Cool.

01:37:36.000 Oh, now they're saying don't get it.

01:37:38.000 What?

01:37:39.000 White, white. 1.00

01:37:41.000 That one looks gay. 0.99

01:37:42.000 Oh no, I think this is from earlier they're talking about. 1.00

01:37:45.000 Yeah, let's go down.

01:37:47.000 I thought I saw them saying Chad when I read it. 1.00

01:37:52.000 Yeah, King shit, Chad. 1.00

01:37:54.000 The cat ears gotta go, but I like it. 1.00

01:37:57.000 Me?

01:37:58.000 I miss it.

01:37:58.000 My opinion?

01:38:00.000 Get it, get it.

01:38:01.000 Yeah, yeah, people want me to get it.

01:38:05.000 Okay.

01:38:05.000 Cool.

01:38:06.000 People just want me to get jeans.

01:38:09.000 Oh, they say you.

01:38:11.000 Yeah.

01:38:11.000 Yo, is it cold in Portland or hot?

01:38:14.000 Portland?

01:38:14.000 It's cold.

01:38:16.000 Like as cold as here or?

01:38:17.000 Yeah, sure.

01:38:20.000 I don't know, though.

01:38:21.000 I've never been.

01:38:23.000 Ugh. 0.99

01:38:23.000 Shit, maybe I should buy some jeans on here, too. 0.99

01:38:27.000 I don't want to just go clothes shopping with you the whole time though. 0.99

01:38:32.000 Yeah.

01:38:33.000 I was about to just get out of here. 1.00

01:38:36.000 Shut the fuck up, sodomite. 1.00

01:38:39.000 Okay, that's rude. 1.00

01:38:40.000 Just because he's got a good sense of style doesn't mean he's a sodomite. 0.85

01:38:45.000 Oh, is that what he said?

01:38:46.000 Yeah.

01:38:47.000 Cringe. 1.00

01:38:51.000 They said it's 50 degrees.

01:38:55.000 I'm going to prefer that to Celsius as well.

01:38:58.000 Oh, yeah, right, right, right.

01:38:59.000 Unless it's the same temperature as here.

01:39:01.000 I don't just know.

01:39:08.000 Let's see.

01:39:11.000 So the high for the next week is like low 50s, high 40s.

01:39:17.000 You still need a jacket.

01:39:18.000 Toss is 12 to 3 degrees.

01:39:21.000 If that's Celsius in there, that's kind of cold. 1.00

01:39:25.000 Jeans are gay. 0.99

01:39:27.000 Jeans are not. 1.00

01:39:30.000 It's a pretty Aryan really. 1.00

01:39:33.000 It's like cowboy blood. 1.00

01:39:36.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:39:36.000 I didn't like cowboy.

01:39:39.000 Sal?

01:39:40.000 I don't know what you're trying about.

01:39:43.000 I love the sal.

01:39:59.000 Am I able to get the tags off?

01:39:59.000 What tags are on?

01:40:02.000 Just by pulling it?

01:40:04.000 Just like, oh, this thing.

01:40:05.000 Yeah, no.

01:40:06.000 Just pull that off and then I'm good to wear it.

01:40:16.000 Get some pants, bro.

01:40:17.000 I don't want to take them to game shopping as well.

01:40:20.000 Just get this and then leave.

01:40:41.000 Thank you. 0.99

01:40:42.000 I'm an idiot if you get this. 0.99

01:40:43.000 No, you misunderstand. 1.00

01:40:44.000 I was just referencing you.

01:40:45.000 Quote Sorry, LMFEO.

01:40:47.000 Oh, okay.

01:40:51.000 Hi, yeah, just this code.

01:40:52.000 Thanks.

01:41:06.000 Hold this.

01:41:12.000 One moment before you insert it.

01:41:13.000 Beautiful.

01:41:14.000 What are you fellas doing out there?

01:41:23.000 What's that?

01:41:24.000 Oh, we're just streaming.

01:41:25.000 Yeah, internet stuff.

01:41:27.000 Oh, okay.

01:41:28.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:41:29.000 Oh, okay. 1.00

01:41:29.000 I don't want to be a. 1.00

01:41:30.000 You're good. 1.00

01:41:30.000 Yeah, you're good. 1.00

01:41:31.000 It's in selfie mode, so.

01:41:33.000 Yeah.

01:41:33.000 Okay.

01:41:34.000 I can only see it.

01:41:35.000 I'm not in my college. 1.00

01:41:36.000 You can go ahead and suck for me. 1.00

01:41:38.000 Oh, sweet. 1.00

01:41:53.000 Possible.

01:41:54.000 That's the way to go, right?

01:41:56.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:41:58.000 That's where the money's at.

01:41:59.000 True, true.

01:42:09.000 I'm from around here.

01:42:12.000 He's from Australia.

01:42:13.000 I know, I hear you.

01:42:16.000 Some people say I sound British, which is weird.

01:42:20.000 They can't tell the difference.

01:42:21.000 Say Australia.

01:42:22.000 Australia.

01:42:23.000 There you go.

01:42:24.000 Thank you.

01:42:25.000 I love the accent.

01:42:27.000 Thank you.

01:42:27.000 Alright, thanks.

01:42:28.000 You too.

01:42:29.000 Alright, here you go.

01:42:32.000 I'll just put it on.

01:42:33.000 Yeah, since I bought it on stream, do you reckon I could use a tax deduction?

01:42:39.000 No business expense.

01:42:41.000 Yeah, that's what I do.

01:42:42.000 I said well, i'm not gonna say anything about my taxes, but yeah yeah honestly uh, anything pertaining to, I think, this.

01:42:50.000 You could probably deduct everything on this trip, but I don't know how it works in Australia, so I don't know.

01:42:54.000 It's pretty much the same but um, i'm gonna pull this thing off.

01:42:59.000 And if you well, at least in America, if you get audited, you only have to keep receipts for things that are over 72, I think.

01:43:05.000 Is it cut off?

01:43:06.000 Something like that?

01:43:07.000 I don't know about that.

01:43:08.000 I'm gonna have to use my teeth.

01:43:15.000 Oh, I have something that'll help you cut it.

01:43:17.000 But I can't show it on stream.

01:43:20.000 Do it, bro.

01:43:31.000 Discreetly.

01:43:32.000 Ow, I cut myself.

01:43:34.000 Did you do that?

01:43:37.000 Yeah.

01:43:37.000 You want to know how I got this scar?

01:43:40.000 How I got this scar on my palm?

01:43:42.000 Is it bad?

01:43:43.000 No, not bad.

01:43:43.000 Ouchie.

01:43:44.000 You poked yourself, dude.

01:43:46.000 Poke.

01:43:47.000 Poke.

01:43:48.000 Yeah, I just had my, uh, you know, my keys.

01:43:48.000 Poke check.

01:43:54.000 I cut it with my keys.

01:43:55.000 I don't know why I don't use my keys.

01:43:57.000 Cut it with my keys.

01:43:57.000 Alright.

01:44:03.000 I'll just put the receipt in my pocket.

01:44:09.000 And then I can just get in there and find the garbage bin.

01:44:21.000 And we'll get the guy.

01:44:22.000 Alright, here you go.

01:44:23.000 Now I can go warm mode without looking like a Columbine kid.

01:44:28.000 Yeah, yeah, that's a good look, I told you.

01:44:29.000 I don't know, it just works.

01:44:33.000 Alright.

01:44:34.000 Hey, Jayton.

01:44:37.000 I'm here or something.

01:44:40.000 Really?

01:44:40.000 If I was stealing something, I'd put it in their bag?

01:44:44.000 We out here farting on Asians. 1.00

01:44:53.000 That was super chat on my show last week, and I was like, I don't even know what that means.

01:44:59.000 Is that like a meme?

01:45:00.000 I don't know.

01:45:01.000 I thought it sounded funny, though.

01:45:02.000 Yeah.

01:45:04.000 You know, on this floor, you could just slide on.

01:45:08.000 Yeah.

01:45:11.000 Here, check it, check it.

01:45:13.000 What is this?

01:45:17.000 Can we should give Nick the cat boy ears?

01:45:25.000 Yo, I tried.

01:45:26.000 I tried to get, because I've got another pair. 0.97

01:45:28.000 I tried to get Nick to where cat boy is, and he was like, no fucking way.

01:45:32.000 Well, you know, if it wasn't right after the Milo interview, maybe I'd do it, but there's like too many things like that in a row.

01:45:41.000 Yo, this is actually really warm.

01:45:42.000 This is really good.

01:45:43.000 Good selection.

01:45:46.000 Better than mine, I'll admit.

01:45:50.000 Better than what I would have thought.

01:45:51.000 Waterfish is cool.

01:45:54.000 They're gonna yell at me to get down.

01:45:59.000 Really?

01:46:00.000 I don't know, maybe.

01:46:01.000 I doubt it. 0.99

01:46:14.000 We're just screwing, bro. 0.98

01:46:16.000 We're just screwing all the time. 0.98

01:46:20.000 For real. 0.93

01:46:21.000 Quality got better?

01:46:22.000 Yeah, because in America, they've got unlimited phone plans like in Australia, but it doesn't cap the data.

01:46:26.000 Like normally in Australia, it's fast for like 50 gigs, and then they slow your speed.

01:46:31.000 But on this, it's just like fast speed for as much as you want.

01:46:34.000 It's a bit more expensive, but it's like way better, because I can do 1080p and stuff.

01:46:39.000 What if you're going to go now?

01:46:41.000 I don't know, dude.

01:46:42.000 You want to stay here or you want to go somewhere else?

01:46:45.000 We can go somewhere else.

01:46:46.000 I want to stop the city here.

01:46:51.000 We already kind of watch the lenses.

01:46:53.000 Yeah.

01:46:53.000 And when we're smoothing around, I think it's better when it's a little more private at this place.

01:47:00.000 Yeah.

01:47:01.000 Yeah.

01:47:01.000 Exactly.

01:47:03.000 Exactly.

01:47:08.000 Where did we come in from?

01:47:30.000 We come from here or from there?

01:47:32.000 I'm pretty sure it was this way.

01:47:34.000 Yeah, I think you're right.

01:47:43.000 I think you're right.

01:47:44.000 Go to the sprint club, disavow.

01:47:45.000 Disavow that.

01:47:46.000 I've never been to a sprint club, actually.

01:47:56.000 I mean.

01:47:56.000 You really want to go?

01:48:00.000 You're potentially risking catching something.

01:48:03.000 You don't have to have sex with people for that kind of thing.

01:48:06.000 You could just catch a common cold, you know?

01:48:06.000 Oh yeah, yeah.

01:48:10.000 Exactly.

01:48:11.000 Plus AIDS.

01:48:12.000 Yeah, that's true, yeah.

01:48:13.000 Yeah, especially when I have an open wound on my hand.

01:48:17.000 Exactly.

01:48:18.000 A restaurant thing.

01:48:19.000 Yeah.

01:48:20.000 AIDS. 1.00

01:48:24.000 Go beating a horse in a street club. 1.00

01:48:32.000 Go to a synagogue. 0.99

01:48:45.000 What suggests going to the south side? 0.99

01:48:47.000 Oh Christ. 0.98

01:48:53.000 Does anyone have an idea that doesn't suck? 0.97

01:48:59.000 Get patches for your jacket? 0.95

01:49:00.000 I could. 0.85

01:49:02.000 Get like a Cowboy National.

01:49:10.000 Yeah!

01:49:11.000 Cowboy Patch.

01:49:12.000 Cowboy Global.

01:49:14.000 Bowling.

01:49:15.000 Some people are suggesting bowling.

01:49:26.000 Bowling?

01:49:27.000 You like bowling?

01:49:30.000 I know you're a bad guy today.

01:49:32.000 Yeah, I suggested it yesterday, but I don't really feel like it.

01:49:37.000 I don't really feel.

01:49:39.000 Do it, it's fine.

01:49:41.000 I feel like SpongeBob when he gets put in the robot.

01:49:44.000 I don't really feel like it.

01:49:48.000 Serve check?

01:49:49.000 I know what we're gonna do today.

01:49:53.000 Do you actually, or are you just saying that?

01:49:55.000 I was just saying.

01:49:56.000 Finney is in third place.

01:49:59.000 Keeping the camera close so I don't.

01:50:00.000 I do not understand.

01:50:02.000 Tag you. 1.00

01:50:03.000 Tag your shit. 1.00

01:50:04.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:50:05.000 I don't know.

01:50:05.000 Kirby is oppressing TDS by raising the minimum to $2.

01:50:17.000 Yeah, we did come in from the other way. 1.00

01:50:19.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:50:20.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:50:21.000 I'm an idiot. 0.98

01:50:26.000 I raised the minimum TDS because since media sharing isn't working, then like the only thing there would be is $1 TDS. 0.95

01:50:38.000 So I was like, I'll just make it $2 super chats.

01:50:38.000 Oh yeah.

01:50:42.000 You gotta go around, right?

01:50:43.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:50:44.000 Do you know how a car works?

01:50:46.000 From Australia, the wheels are on the opposite side.

01:50:51.000 In Australia, the driver's side's on that side.

01:50:53.000 Oh yeah.

01:50:54.000 Is that true?

01:50:54.000 Yeah.

01:50:55.000 Really just like in England?

01:50:57.000 Uh-huh. 1.00

01:51:00.000 That's dumb. 0.99

01:51:03.000 So we got a coat. 0.99

01:51:04.000 Okay, mission accomplished.

01:51:05.000 Sweet.

01:51:10.000 Chiropractic?

01:51:12.000 Normally I would just normally I go eat and I go home and I game, but I gotta entertain you now.

01:51:20.000 I gotta entertain you.

01:51:22.000 I gotta entertain the audience with IRL activity.

01:51:25.000 Well, you wanted to just.

01:51:29.000 Go home and game, I guess, I guess i'd understand.

01:51:32.000 No no, I want to hang out with my bro from Australia. 1.00

01:51:43.000 It's real cat work. 1.00

01:51:45.000 It's neutral check.

01:51:49.000 Uh, where's my thing? 0.98

01:51:51.000 Where the fucks my? 0.99

01:51:52.000 Did you sit on? 1.00

01:51:54.000 Oh there, it is my bluetooth.

01:51:57.000 Why don't you just leave it plugged in, because then it like drains the battery Up right here.

01:52:02.000 Go ahead, lay it again.

01:52:03.000 Walk around the middle of the street.

01:52:04.000 Why not just leave it there? 0.97

01:52:06.000 Why not just shut up? 0.99

01:52:07.000 Just throw in the back seat, you know? 1.00

01:52:12.000 Back seat check.

01:52:14.000 Normally I throw in the passenger seat, but since I have a passenger, I can't do that.

01:52:20.000 Let's see.

01:52:22.000 Point this in.

01:52:24.000 Oh, I forgot to put on my seatbelt.

01:52:31.000 That's why I was doing that.

01:52:34.000 That's one of the less annoying beeping sounds for forgetting to see if they're off code.

01:52:38.000 Sometimes they're really bad.

01:52:40.000 Not bad at all.

01:52:42.000 Why would it drain the battery if it was off?

01:52:47.000 Can you turn it off?

01:52:48.000 I just, it's just like superstitious, honestly.

01:52:51.000 I don't know for sure if it drains the battery, but I just don't understand why it would if it was switched off.

01:52:55.000 So for a long time, like, I didn't have a Bluetooth player, but I had something that you plugged into the cigarette charger, and it was a USB port, and it would charge my phone, and I would leave that in there, like, when, okay, really, Jagga?

01:53:11.000 So I'd leave that in there when I, like all the time, and for a long time, my car battery would just like drain, and I couldn't figure out why.

01:53:20.000 Like I just got a new car battery, but I would have to like charge it up.

01:53:24.000 This happened like three or four times, and then I realized it might have been that, draining the battery.

01:53:29.000 It's just a thought, but I'm not 100% positive.

01:53:48.000 Let me show you right now, but you keep it up.

01:53:55.000 Do you have Spotify?

01:53:57.000 No.

01:53:58.000 I don't listen to as much music as you.

01:54:01.000 What's that?

01:54:02.000 I don't listen to as much music as you.

01:54:04.000 I just, like, opened YouTube if I want to hear a particular song.

01:54:08.000 YouTube.

01:54:10.000 I go on the tube.

01:54:13.000 Yeah, let's try again.

01:54:15.000 I was just going to ask, like, what your Spotify rap was like.

01:54:19.000 But you don't have Spotify.

01:54:25.000 I was a jacket.

01:54:26.000 It's really nice.

01:54:27.000 Yeah, it's also soft on the inside.

01:54:31.000 I think it's more smooth than soft.

01:54:34.000 Yeah, it's got this smooth material.

01:54:43.000 If you don't ride on the left, how are you supposed to draw your sword?

01:54:47.000 Driving on the right is continental and cringed.

01:54:51.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:54:51.000 Good point. 1.00

01:54:52.000 Wait, no, we drive on the right. 1.00

01:54:54.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:54:55.000 Driving on the right is epic. 1.00

01:54:58.000 Wait, no, because your sword would be on your left side.

01:55:02.000 What did he say?

01:55:03.000 He said, how are you supposed to draw your sword?

01:55:05.000 But your sword would be.

01:55:09.000 I mean, you could draw a cross like that.

01:55:12.000 Or if he's talking about a handgun, then I guess you would draw from your right.

01:55:17.000 Yeah.

01:55:19.000 But normally, if you're in a car and you're expecting to do that, you'd actually have a chest mount.

01:55:28.000 So, you can go like that.

01:55:37.000 You want to walk around more like, do we go to the arcade?

01:55:40.000 We can see what that's about.

01:55:41.000 I wonder if we're all good.

01:55:43.000 It's up to you, bro.

01:55:44.000 Sunday.

01:55:45.000 Sunday check.

01:55:48.000 Sunday vibe.

01:55:49.000 Sunday schmoohing.

01:55:52.000 Meme talk check.

01:55:56.000 Meme language check. 0.99

01:55:58.000 Bro, someone about 10 years older than us would find it so hard to understand what the fuck we're saying. 0.98

01:56:05.000 True. 0.98

01:56:06.000 Even somebody like five years older would be like, this is me.

01:56:17.000 On so you can see the action. 1.00

01:56:19.000 My mom always gives me fucking shit about turning lights on in the car. 1.00

01:56:23.000 She's like no no, it's fine for you, but you're gonna scold me. 1.00

01:56:26.000 No, she scolds me. 0.99

01:56:27.000 I'm like hey, can I turn a fucking light on so people can see in here? 0.98

01:56:30.000 It's like no, it makes it hard for me to see the road. 0.99

01:56:32.000 I'm like fucking, how? 0.98

01:56:34.000 Yeah, I don't understand. 0.99

01:56:35.000 I I have a.

01:56:37.000 Well, i'm sitting in the car as well.

01:56:37.000 It doesn't check.

01:56:39.000 I can see what you can see.

01:56:40.000 Undistorted view of vision of the road, exactly.

01:56:43.000 But no, she.

01:56:45.000 She says it makes it hard for her to see, and i'm like it doesn't make sense.

01:56:49.000 Your mom seems very nice, though.

01:56:50.000 I like it.

01:56:51.000 Yeah.

01:56:53.000 No, not hiding on my mom.

01:56:54.000 I'm just saying.

01:56:55.000 Take it easy on your mom, all right?

01:56:57.000 Cool it with the anti-mom or mom.

01:56:59.000 Yeah.

01:57:01.000 Yeah, we love our moms.

01:57:07.000 This guy right in front of me.

01:57:07.000 Ah!

01:57:08.000 Just cut him off. 1.00

01:57:09.000 Crossed in, yeah, at the same time. 1.00

01:57:11.000 Oh, yeah.

01:57:12.000 Yeah, well, he's running away from me now.

01:57:14.000 I drive like a maniac.

01:57:15.000 When I'm like, especially when I'm on the highway.

01:57:18.000 Yeah.

01:57:18.000 I was like, because I drove to Iowa for that thing recently.

01:57:22.000 And I was in Indiana a couple weeks before that.

01:57:26.000 And one time, okay, I'll reenact it for you.

01:57:29.000 So, one time I was in the left lane like this on the highway, and I was driving like 85 90 miles an hour, which is kind of, I mean, it's like a little fast for the highway.

01:57:39.000 And the left lane, I don't know if you know this, but it's like the passing lane.

01:57:43.000 This is where you go through going fast. 1.00

01:57:45.000 And this guy's like riding my ass. 0.99

01:57:47.000 Okay, don't clip that, but he's like in a car. 1.00

01:57:50.000 You know what I mean?

01:57:51.000 He's like right up behind. 0.99

01:57:53.000 I'm going like not as if like I'm not going fast enough It's like I'm going like a little bit over 90 miles an hour and this guy's like right up against me and I'm like okay like fuck you, you know, so this guy gets into the right hand lane Drives up to me gives me the middle finger and then like cuts me off and I'm like what the fuck like I'm going fast. 0.99

01:58:12.000 I don't know what your problem is. 0.99

01:58:14.000 So, in response to this, I go into the right lane to try and catch up to him.

01:58:18.000 There's a car in front of me, so I go to the other lane and I go like a hundred miles an hour to catch up to him, get back next to him in the lane to his right and I give him the finger and then I hit the gas even more and then I cut him off in the left lane and then he's like trying to catch up to me and like I keep cutting him off and like he would like try to pass me and then I would speed up and match his feet and then he would come up against a car in front of him and have to back off, and like we did this for like a long time and then eventually got tired and I just kind of like backed off.

01:58:47.000 But that's an example of like I just and I couldn't let it go.

01:58:51.000 I'm like no, this guy flipped me off and now Now, he's not going to get an accident.

01:58:57.000 I will not allow him to.

01:58:59.000 I will not allow him the satisfaction.

01:59:03.000 But I'm not driving.

01:59:05.000 But I never drive like that.

01:59:07.000 I'm a very safe driver.

01:59:08.000 It's an interesting fictitious story you came up with.

01:59:12.000 Oh, yeah.

01:59:13.000 Improvising.

01:59:14.000 Yeah, because I'm always a safe driver.

01:59:16.000 If I ever get an accident, you know it was foul play.

01:59:19.000 Yeah.

01:59:20.000 Because I'm a very safe, very cautious driver.

01:59:23.000 I'm not suicidal.

01:59:25.000 Yeah.

01:59:33.000 I don't even know where I'm going.

01:59:36.000 We could do arcade or walk around basically.

01:59:41.000 Walk around.

01:59:44.000 You don't make fun of my accent normally.

01:59:47.000 I don't.

01:59:47.000 This is funny to me.

01:59:50.000 I make fun of people's accents.

01:59:51.000 I made fun of your accent yesterday, didn't I?

01:59:57.000 Well, you think I'm doing it just to impress your audience?

02:00:00.000 Yeah, I'm calling you out.

02:00:00.000 Yeah.

02:00:02.000 I make fun of everyone's accent.

02:00:03.000 Okay, I made fun of Milo's accent and now I'm making fun of your accent.

02:00:08.000 Oi. 0.99

02:00:09.000 Narr.

02:00:15.000 Narr.

02:00:16.000 Come on, it's not that hard. 0.92

02:00:17.000 Sounds like an R. Narr. 0.98

02:00:19.000 Narr. 0.59

02:00:20.000 When you say no.

02:00:22.000 Say no.

02:00:22.000 Narr.

02:00:23.000 Narr. 0.93

02:00:24.000 Narr.

02:00:24.000 See, there it is.

02:00:25.000 That's what I said.

02:00:28.000 Narr.

02:00:30.000 Narr.

02:00:31.000 Anglo-H.

02:00:32.000 Sodor or pop?

02:00:33.000 We call it soft drink.

02:00:34.000 Soft drink.

02:00:37.000 You do really say like I'll have a soft drink.

02:00:39.000 Yeah, you don't say soda.

02:00:40.000 Oh normally you'd say what brand you want you'd say I'll have a coke or a sprite or something But like collectively would you call it like I'll get some sodas you'd say good some soft drinks.

02:00:50.000 Yeah, I don't believe it I Literally don't believe I think it just makes you call it you just don't say soda at all in Australia.

02:00:59.000 No, I mean people would understand you if you did but people don't say it I do, you know, just like the dinosaurs, I'm skeptical.

02:01:16.000 I feel like soda is just universal, that's what I say.

02:01:19.000 It should be.

02:02:36.000 What do you mean?

02:02:38.000 What do you say?

02:02:40.000 Yeah, I can appreciate all genres.

02:03:00.000 You get cold so easily.

02:03:01.000 But also to clean, it's a default windshield.

02:03:08.000 Was it you who did the 1350 video?

02:03:10.000 What was the Joker makeup?

02:03:11.000 Yeah, that was me.

02:03:12.000 It's on my channel, on my main channel, Lolly Socks.

02:03:16.000 Yeah.

02:03:17.000 Most viewed video.

02:03:18.000 Do you want to walk around the hood or do you want to walk around the woods?

02:03:24.000 It's too far down the woods.

02:03:27.000 Oh, yeah, true.

02:03:28.000 I also like held a torch to our faces or something.

02:03:33.000 Torch like a flashlight, flashlight.

02:03:36.000 Can you do an American accent, like a Midwestern standard like uh, the easiest one to do would be southern, I guess yeah, what about like an accent?

02:03:48.000 Like mine can do my accent.

02:03:50.000 Hi hi, welcome to America hi, welcome to America.

02:03:56.000 Oh yeah, you gotta, gotta go. 1.00

02:03:58.000 It's still still piercing through with the Australian. 1.00

02:04:03.000 Yeah, I definitely need some Like vocal lessons or something. 0.99

02:04:08.000 Yeah, to get it down. 0.59

02:04:12.000 Superior American accent.

02:04:13.000 Well, everyone's always compliments me on my accent.

02:04:16.000 I bet you don't get complimented on your accent around here.

02:04:18.000 Yeah, that's true.

02:04:19.000 Well, in Australia, I would.

02:04:20.000 They'd be like, wow, what a sexy accent. 0.99

02:04:22.000 They don't like Americans. 1.00

02:04:24.000 Really? 1.00

02:04:24.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:04:25.000 Why not?

02:04:26.000 Because we're superior. 0.90

02:04:28.000 I honestly think it's jealousy because I think America's best.

02:04:32.000 Torch.

02:04:35.000 Torch be like.

02:04:37.000 Flash. 1.00

02:04:38.000 Oh, you mean flashlight I just torched your whole career bro Electric cars are gay too quiet. 1.00

02:04:58.000 I disagree. 1.00

02:04:59.000 I think it's cool how they're quiet.

02:05:02.000 I don't like it.

02:05:03.000 I like my cars as loud if you accelerate really fast.

02:05:15.000 I mean I guess there's I guess there's benefit both ways.

02:05:23.000 Like if you were driving a Rolls Royce, you'd prefer if it was just stone quiet.

02:05:29.000 Yeah that's true.

02:05:30.000 But if you have, like, a...

02:05:32.000 If you're buying a big truck or, yeah, a sports car or something, then you want it to be loud.

02:06:46.000 In front

02:07:23.000 of me is preventing.

02:07:34.000 Is this guy serious?

02:07:35.000 He's going, like, 10 miles an hour.

02:07:37.000 I'm about to...

02:07:38.000 He's actually bike checking here.

02:07:40.000 trying to smooth here and this guy's just like blocking it

02:09:49.000 Guns.

02:09:51.000 No, I don't think they sell them at Walmart after the El Paso show.

02:10:06.000 That's always fun stuff to do at Walmart.

02:10:11.000 We don't have anything like Walmart in Australia.

02:10:13.000 Really?

02:10:14.000 Yeah.

02:10:14.000 No, like, Superstore?

02:10:15.000 He said he had Target.

02:10:15.000 Target?

02:10:16.000 Yeah, but that's basically just like a retail store in Australia.

02:10:20.000 What do you mean?

02:10:22.000 Like, you know, like Macy's or something like that?

02:10:23.000 It doesn't sell food or anything like that.

02:10:27.000 But, so just because it doesn't sell food, what do you mean?

02:10:31.000 It's still like Walmart.

02:10:32.000 Same like premise.

02:10:34.000 Not really.

02:10:35.000 It's not as big and it doesn't sell as much stuff. 0.93

02:10:38.000 Like, you couldn't get hardware type shit at a Target in Australia. 0.94

02:10:43.000 Could not? 0.99

02:10:44.000 Yeah, no.

02:10:45.000 What do they sell then? 1.00

02:10:49.000 Like toys and electronics and clothes I wouldn't know I've never been to Australia Wouldn't recommend it dude Wouldn't recommend it shit fuck Australia Wow, that's your homeland bro. 1.00

02:11:10.000 You gotta love your homeland Anglo sort of moved to America as well. 0.99

02:11:18.000 Yeah, that's true by birthright I wonder if you had a kid in America if they would have an American accent or Australian accent.

02:11:33.000 I think you mostly pick up your accent when you're quite young.

02:11:36.000 So you think from your parents?

02:11:38.000 Yeah.

02:11:39.000 But then again, it'd depend on my wife, right? 1.00

02:11:42.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:11:43.000 Because my wife had an American accent. 1.00

02:11:53.000 So it'd probably be kind of Australian.

02:11:56.000 It wouldn't be as strong as my mum, I'd imagine.

02:12:06.000 What accent your kids are gonna have? 1.00

02:12:08.000 Well, no, but just like, like or how retarded Cammie's kids are gonna sound. 1.00

02:12:13.000 Like, can I make fun of this fucker's kids in like 20 years from now? 1.00

02:12:17.000 Cammie accent, chat. 1.00

02:12:21.000 What would you name your kids? 0.98

02:12:22.000 Docs?

02:12:24.000 Uh, I'd probably give I'd probably give them, um like traditional Swedish names or something like that.

02:12:35.000 Oh, wait, this was kanye Christmas song.

02:12:40.000 We'll base it off the wife's heritage, you know.

02:13:03.000 Traditional Swedish names like Ahmed or Muhammad.

02:13:06.000 Low blow, dude.

02:13:17.000 Tammy's kid Aryan Odin Super Soldier.

02:13:20.000 Oh like Sam Hyde calls his kid US Marine.

02:13:27.000 US Marine Hyde.

02:13:29.000 Lock.

02:13:30.000 Someone suggested pinstripes.

02:13:33.000 Do you want to go there?

02:13:34.000 Pinstripes?

02:13:38.000 I keep all the...

02:13:53.000 Yeah, I've been to a whole bunch of people.

02:14:18.000 I actually get mad or something.

02:14:23.000 Oh, I know.

02:14:27.000 I know.

02:14:31.000 I'm going to get a beverage.

02:14:33.000 And then we'll continue on.

02:14:35.000 Your blood sugar is getting a little low there, dude.

02:14:37.000 I need more sugar water.

02:14:39.000 Cake drink is already burnt up.

02:14:41.000 I'm American.

02:14:42.000 I need to drink.

02:14:43.000 I'll get a couple of beverages.

02:14:47.000 Got a refuel.

02:14:48.000 Some water.

02:14:49.000 I'll get insulin.

02:14:52.000 I'll get a water and then a Pepsi.

02:14:54.000 Are you one of those people that think if you eat a salad, it's like it cancels out whatever else you had?

02:15:02.000 No, I just, why are you giving me such a hard time?

02:15:04.000 I just want a little pop.

02:15:06.000 Jeez. 1.00

02:15:07.000 But we got the diet police over here.

02:15:10.000 I knew you were my personal trainer.

02:15:12.000 Oh, I'm good.

02:15:13.000 I'm going to eat more sugar, Nick.

02:15:16.000 I'm thirsty.

02:15:17.000 I need a beverage, all right?

02:15:18.000 I need a little something to wet my whistle, all right?

02:15:21.000 Gotta wet my whistle.

02:15:23.000 I need a little beverage.

02:15:26.000 I told you I was gonna get a one water, but I'll probably get some soda too.

02:15:31.000 It's not a big deal.

02:15:34.000 It doesn't matter how many waters you get.

02:15:37.000 It's whatever.

02:15:38.000 It literally does cancel out.

02:15:41.000 It does, though.

02:15:42.000 It does.

02:15:44.000 But it does cancel out.

02:15:54.000 DVS shorting.

02:15:56.000 Park right here.

02:15:57.000 I think we should be good to park.

02:15:58.000 I don't think they'll give me a hard time if I park here for a while.

02:16:10.000 Here come my.

02:16:11.000 Make sure nothing fell out of my pocket.

02:16:19.000 Let's just check my pockets, making sure nothing fell out.

02:16:19.000 What?

02:16:22.000 Yeah, this guy's going left, just going right.

02:16:36.000 Oh, I can't track the word schmooding, because I'm a musical.

02:17:01.000 Oh, yeah.

02:17:02.000 I could've always just asked to look at my phone.

02:17:04.000 Oh, right.

02:17:09.000 What are you... are you gonna get any questions?

02:17:11.000 Uh... I might get like a...

02:17:15.000 They've got like a sparkling water in a smaller size, rather than the big-ass jug I might.

02:17:26.000 I was like cranberry sprite style.

02:17:28.000 How many people are watching on your uh 240?

02:17:30.000 Yeah, I'm at 240 too.

02:17:31.000 Yeah.

02:17:32.000 Oh yeah, there's a small sparkling.

02:17:37.000 See, this is what you get to wet your whistle without the guilt.

02:17:43.000 Do I look guilty?

02:17:56.000 Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

02:18:00.000 It says perfectly 7.4 pH.

02:18:03.000 Seems like a gimmick, but I kind of want to try it.

02:18:08.000 Why 7.4?

02:18:09.000 I thought 7 was the perfect balance.

02:18:11.000 Dude, I don't know.

02:18:11.000 7.4 pH.

02:18:12.000 It's got electrolytes and minerals.

02:18:15.000 I'm just going to go regular.

02:18:18.000 Cold water has minerals in it unless it's distilled.

02:18:21.000 They wouldn't sell distilled water because I can get it.

02:18:24.000 And I'm going to get so you really did shame me.

02:18:27.000 You really did mess with my mental there.

02:18:30.000 Now I'm like, I don't know.

02:18:32.000 Now I'm feeling bad.

02:18:33.000 Because I did just drink a chocolate cake.

02:18:35.000 Now I have like a lot of sugar.

02:18:37.000 If you want to have a sugary drink, dude, it was your body.

02:18:40.000 No, no, you're right.

02:18:41.000 You're right.

02:18:42.000 You're boring.

02:18:43.000 You should probably get on vitamin water and consider it like a supplement.

02:18:50.000 Oh, yeah.

02:18:51.000 I was joking.

02:18:53.000 Vitamin water doesn't even have sugar.

02:18:56.000 Yes, it does.

02:18:56.000 No, it doesn't.

02:18:57.000 It's like as bad as Coca-Cola.

02:18:59.000 You're literally wrong.

02:19:00.000 If you get the zero oh, yeah.

02:19:02.000 If you get yeah, sure.

02:19:03.000 Watch this.

02:19:05.000 Know it all. 1.00

02:19:05.000 These Anglos know it all. 1.00

02:19:07.000 No, but the zero stuff zero sugar. 1.00

02:19:10.000 Zero stuff gives you cancer or some shit. 0.98

02:19:11.000 You feel like all the artificial sweep is in there. 0.98

02:19:14.000 It's got erythritol, which is good for you.

02:19:18.000 He should have just gotten a regular soda, bro.

02:19:26.000 Which stay hydrated.

02:19:28.000 Healthy choice, Nick.

02:19:28.000 Alright, yeah.

02:19:29.000 They got a new Ferrero Rochelle.

02:19:33.000 Just looking out, big guy.

02:19:35.000 I'd like to be schmoo to one with both 55, yeah?

02:19:39.000 Instead of visiting you in the hospital, like, I just wanted to wet my whistle.

02:19:44.000 Famous last words.

02:19:45.000 Yeah.

02:19:45.000 Thanks, bud.

02:19:46.000 Thanks, bud.

02:19:46.000 Hey, George.

02:19:48.000 You're going to work on social.

02:19:58.000 You know, last night I had a dream that I bought batteries.

02:20:03.000 Why?

02:20:04.000 I don't know.

02:20:05.000 What'd you do with it?

02:20:06.000 I literally just saw that and it reminded me that that was in my dream last night that I bought batteries.

02:20:11.000 Okay.

02:20:12.000 I don't know.

02:20:13.000 Yeah.

02:20:13.000 Kind of weird, right?

02:20:14.000 Synchronicity.

02:20:19.000 Wait, do we have the exact same eye color?

02:20:21.000 What color are your eyes? 1.00

02:20:23.000 They're like bluish gray or like green or some shit. 0.99

02:20:26.000 And then there's like a gold ring around. 0.88

02:20:28.000 I have the gold ring.

02:20:30.000 I'm pretty sure our eyes are exactly the same.

02:20:33.000 I don't know if they're exactly the same.

02:20:37.000 But.

02:20:38.000 I'm pretty sure they are, dude.

02:20:40.000 From here.

02:20:42.000 What is up, man?

02:20:43.000 Though glad to see you hit 240 viewers.

02:20:46.000 You deserve it so much.

02:20:48.000 Please excuse my lisp.

02:20:49.000 Math of Fan.

02:20:51.000 Side of the fish.

02:20:52.000 Post him.

02:20:54.000 Alright, see you, thanks.

02:21:04.000 Hello.

02:21:17.000 What is that thing?

02:21:18.000 A selfie stick with a file on the end of it.

02:21:23.000 We're streaming.

02:21:25.000 I can't see that.

02:21:25.000 Oh.

02:21:38.000 All right, thank you.

02:21:39.000 Good luck.

02:21:40.000 Just that?

02:21:42.000 Yeah, just don't want to think.

02:21:47.000 173.

02:21:55.000 Am I supposed to tap him?

02:22:01.000 Are you doing the card?

02:22:03.000 Yeah.

02:22:04.000 It's gotta be blue.

02:22:05.000 Ah, there we go.

02:22:07.000 Yeah.

02:22:13.000 Did you help him, dude?

02:22:14.000 No, I'm holding him.

02:22:15.000 I've been doing this for a while.

02:22:16.000 I like your ears.

02:22:17.000 Thanks.

02:22:18.000 It's part of the stream thing.

02:22:20.000 Thank you.

02:22:22.000 Have fun, guys.

02:22:28.000 Thanks.

02:22:30.000 She was nice.

02:22:31.000 Yeah.

02:22:32.000 So motherly, grandmotherly energy.

02:22:36.000 What are you guys all laughing about?

02:22:44.000 What are they laughing about?

02:22:45.000 I don't know.

02:22:51.000 You just want to make fun.

02:22:54.000 You're just like the rest of them.

02:22:56.000 Making fun of you. 0.89

02:22:57.000 Okay.

02:22:57.000 No one.

02:22:58.000 Forget it.

02:22:59.000 Just forget it.

02:23:00.000 I was quoting the Joker movie.

02:23:01.000 I don't know if.

02:23:02.000 Oh.

02:23:03.000 Sorry, I haven't seen it every weekend since release, plus a couple of times on weekdays.

02:23:08.000 It shows.

02:23:15.000 Someone has been watching Joker every weekend since it came out, and it shows.

02:23:21.000 Let's go to some place with a bathroom, actually.

02:23:24.000 Why, you got a peek?

02:23:25.000 No, I just want to go there for the scenery, dude.

02:23:28.000 Oh, okay.

02:23:29.000 Yeah, I need a tape, right?

02:23:31.000 You're so sarcastic now.

02:23:33.000 We're not really near any.

02:23:35.000 We should have went in there.

02:23:36.000 There's a bathroom and a pharmacy?

02:23:38.000 Well, some people can watch.

02:23:38.000 Probably.

02:23:40.000 Some people can watch.

02:23:45.000 Oh, you know what?

02:23:46.000 There is a Starbucks round here, I think.

02:23:50.000 Oh, that would have one. 1.00

02:23:52.000 And the new policy is that you can't just go in and use the bathroom and you don't have to pay for anything because those blacks, or what was it? 1.00

02:23:58.000 I think it was blacks. 1.00

02:24:00.000 That they were like, or no, I forget, maybe it was like a homeless thing. 0.70

02:24:04.000 I'm thinking of a separate controversy where they announced that he was bad. 0.97

02:24:10.000 It was some politically correct bullshit that they had to change the policy. 1.00

02:24:14.000 What, trannies can't afford coffee or something? 1.00

02:24:17.000 Yeah, maybe. 1.00

02:24:18.000 Maybe I'm thinking of something different.

02:24:20.000 There was one where it was like, black people got the police called on them for loitering, and there was like more of the story.

02:24:28.000 I forget. 0.98

02:24:33.000 I wish I had four arms.

02:24:35.000 Yeah.

02:24:35.000 It would make our arrow string so much easier.

02:24:37.000 Like in Ben 10?

02:24:38.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:24:39.000 If I could be a Ben 10 god, it would be four arms.

02:24:42.000 Like when Ben 10 turns into four arms?

02:24:44.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:24:45.000 That'd be me.

02:24:47.000 You would do that?

02:24:48.000 Yeah, that's what I could have.

02:24:50.000 You would take all the trade-offs that come with it?

02:24:52.000 Well, I could turn back, right?

02:24:54.000 Well, yeah, but I mean, the Omnitrix would be stuck to your wrist forever.

02:24:57.000 Are you okay with that?

02:24:59.000 And some people want to watch.

02:25:01.000 It doesn't really matter.

02:25:02.000 Forever, and it's just abused to you?

02:25:04.000 What about all the intergalactic consequences? 0.68

02:25:06.000 Oh, like, kind of trying to kill me for a little bit.

02:25:10.000 Yeah, living a hero life, are you really equipped for that?

02:25:13.000 I mean, aren't we already living in a world like that in a way?

02:25:16.000 It's only going to get worse.

02:25:18.000 I'm like a superhero.

02:25:20.000 No.

02:25:22.000 Thy-racism isn't a disability.

02:25:25.000 Yeah, we don't wear capes, we wear cat ears.

02:25:25.000 It is.

02:25:30.000 That's what the real superheroes are like.

02:25:41.000 Oh, you know what?

02:25:43.000 Even better than Starbucks is I think there's outhouses in here.

02:25:46.000 You ought to use one of those.

02:25:49.000 I feel like I'm going to run into a homeless person.

02:25:52.000 Nah, you'll be fine.

02:25:53.000 You'll be alright.

02:25:54.000 I promise.

02:25:58.000 Go 5G tower. 1.00

02:25:59.000 Do you feel retarded? 1.00

02:26:00.000 It's the orb of confusion. 0.98

02:26:04.000 Doi, doi, doi.

02:26:05.000 You got a 5G tower.

02:26:09.000 Doi, doi.

02:26:12.000 I feel so smart.

02:26:17.000 I met somebody who told me that they talked to the person from Verizon who made up that line. 1.00

02:26:22.000 I guess it's all bullshit. 0.99

02:26:25.000 Started by Ryzen or something. 0.99

02:26:27.000 But I don't know if that's true or not, but that's what somebody told me.

02:26:32.000 Right.

02:26:50.000 I should have taken a bag, but my hands are freezing.

02:26:53.000 Because I'm holding two drinks.

02:26:56.000 Holding three things?

02:26:57.000 He's the most dangerous.

02:26:58.000 Yeah, but you're only holding one cold thing.

02:27:00.000 I'm holding two cold things.

02:27:02.000 You could hold them in your fingers like I am, and you don't touch the cold.

02:27:04.000 But the cap is cold.

02:27:07.000 You have a less surface area for the heat transfer.

02:27:10.000 Shh, yeah, what happened?

02:27:20.000 Why do you have to pee?

02:27:21.000 Do you have to go number one or number two?

02:27:23.000 If you go number one, you just go outside.

02:27:23.000 Number one, buddy.

02:27:26.000 Isn't that a crime?

02:27:27.000 Yeah, but nobody cares.

02:27:28.000 I'll hold this thing.

02:27:33.000 Rather go to the bathroom and still record it, dude.

02:27:35.000 What's that? 1.00

02:27:36.000 I just don't you think someone would clip that shit and be like, eh? 1.00

02:27:41.000 Three-foot cammy, dude. 1.00

02:27:42.000 Could you just say you're doing something else?

02:27:45.000 Oh, like I was tipping the water on the floor?

02:27:48.000 I mean, that's plausible deniability, I guess.

02:27:48.000 Yeah.

02:27:53.000 This is the bathroom, but it looks like it's closed.

02:27:56.000 The bathroom is closed.

02:28:02.000 Check.

02:28:02.000 Had optics.

02:28:03.000 Yeah, I'm not thinking it's the best optics.

02:28:05.000 I think Nick's leading me astray.

02:28:07.000 It's fine.

02:28:08.000 Don't pee.

02:28:12.000 I can't believe, why do you even have to pee?

02:28:14.000 I don't have to pee.

02:28:15.000 I don't know. 1.00

02:28:15.000 What are you a fucking baby? 1.00

02:28:17.000 Do you have to pee every 30 seconds? 1.00

02:28:20.000 No, my metabolism's better.

02:28:21.000 I've already processed that.

02:28:23.000 Cake drink.

02:28:25.000 Auto processed.

02:28:27.000 Processed the cake.

02:28:29.000 Processed the cake.

02:28:32.000 There you are, lad.

02:28:35.000 There you are.

02:28:35.000 Nice.

02:28:37.000 There you are, lad.

02:28:40.000 All these bleacher things.

02:28:42.000 Under the bleachers?

02:28:43.000 Bro, what if we live streamed under the bleachers?

02:28:43.000 Yeah.

02:28:48.000 It'd be dark as fuck. 0.99

02:28:49.000 I don't think people could see much. 0.99

02:28:50.000 I mean, people can't see much anyway.

02:28:52.000 Okay, so I think, yeah, we could just go to the Starbucks then.

02:28:57.000 You can pee.

02:29:02.000 Nick, can we go pee?

02:29:03.000 I have to go to the bathroom. 1.00

02:29:08.000 Shut up. 1.00

02:29:09.000 Shut up, bro. 1.00

02:29:10.000 Bro, just hold it. 0.99

02:29:12.000 I have to pee a little bit too now, but I'm not going to go because I don't have to go that bad.

02:29:22.000 Nick holds it in for three days.

02:29:23.000 In the name of efficiency.

02:29:26.000 I don't even have to go that bad.

02:29:28.000 So you like take anti-fiber pills to constipate yourself Yeah, I just eat all meat diet to constipate myself.

02:29:37.000 What? 0.99

02:29:38.000 I actually put my phone away so I can open this fucking drink. 0.99

02:29:43.000 Oh, I think it's locked. 1.00

02:29:44.000 Shit. 0.99

02:29:46.000 If it's locked, I can go around. 1.00

02:29:48.000 Oh, it's locked as hell, dude.

02:29:56.000 Oh, okay.

02:30:03.000 This is what we do.

02:30:05.000 He just drags me out to the middle of nowhere.

02:30:07.000 Yeah.

02:30:09.000 Middle of nowhere.

02:30:10.000 It's a long walk.

02:30:16.000 I thought we could just cut through, but I guess not.

02:30:19.000 I don't know why. 0.98

02:30:23.000 It seems kind of dumb. 0.98

02:30:40.000 Cut across here. 0.98

02:30:42.000 Cut across here.

02:30:43.000 Do you guys call it an oval or do you call it something else?

02:30:45.000 Oh, what an oval.

02:30:47.000 This thing that we're about to walk across.

02:30:48.000 What do you mean?

02:30:51.000 Wait, is it grass here or is it a tennis court or what is it?

02:30:54.000 This is a football field.

02:30:55.000 A football field?

02:30:57.000 Yeah.

02:30:58.000 Not in American football, not French soccer.

02:31:00.000 This is a football field.

02:31:06.000 I don't think I've ever been on a football field.

02:31:08.000 Really?

02:31:09.000 I've been on ovals.

02:31:11.000 This is, uh, this is, uh, Astro. 1.00

02:31:18.000 AstroTurf fucking sucks. 1.00

02:31:21.000 You ever. 1.00

02:31:23.000 Water went down the wrong way.

02:31:25.000 You ever, uh.

02:31:28.000 Sleeped on AstroTurf and, like, scuffed your knees and stuff?

02:31:30.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:31:31.000 It's the worst. 0.98

02:31:32.000 It's worse than just concrete or some shit like that. 0.99

02:31:34.000 Yeah. 0.95

02:31:35.000 Because it's, like, very surface level, but it spreads.

02:31:38.000 I used to do marching band here.

02:31:39.000 Oh, yeah.

02:31:41.000 On the football field, you know, you have a big marching band.

02:31:44.000 It's a football game.

02:31:46.000 Big.

02:31:47.000 Plume, big hat with a big yeah, that was cute.

02:31:50.000 Plume, Jack, yeah, pretty cute.

02:31:51.000 Funny.

02:31:52.000 Cool.

02:31:53.000 We did, our first year, our theme was John Williams.

02:31:57.000 So we did Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Jaws, Harry Potter.

02:32:01.000 Second year, we did Chicago, the band.

02:32:04.000 Uh-huh.

02:32:05.000 Third year, we did Earth, Wind, and Fire, was our show.

02:32:08.000 And the fourth year was Halloween.

02:32:10.000 You remember more about your high school than I remember about mine, that's for sure. 0.99

02:32:14.000 I don't remember shit. 0.98

02:32:14.000 Yeah? 0.98

02:32:15.000 I just watched anime on my laptop until I dropped out.

02:32:17.000 Yeah.

02:32:20.000 To each their own.

02:32:21.000 I hated it at the time.

02:32:23.000 I was causing trouble and I was like, didn't practice, but now I miss it. 0.99

02:32:29.000 I don't miss shit about high school. 0.99

02:32:32.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:32:41.000 I think probably the closest would be the Starbucks.

02:32:44.000 There's some

02:33:29.000 kind of like big, like apparatus.

02:33:33.000 I don't know what that was like, like a fishing catch.

02:33:36.000 The ghost yeah sure, I thought that shoe was like cleats or something, I don't know. 1.00

02:33:43.000 He was just a stan, I don't know. 0.99

02:33:45.000 Maybe recognized him. 0.98

02:33:49.000 Gang stalkers bro, possible.

02:33:52.000 Have you ever gone X on 4chan?

02:33:54.000 You see everyone talking about gang stalking. 0.97

02:33:57.000 Yeah, sometimes Whistle cock, whistle cocking me. 0.97

02:34:19.000 Is that what you're trying to do? 0.98

02:34:22.000 Got whistle mogs, bro. 1.00

02:34:29.000 It caught me too 0.99

02:35:00.000 put it away.

02:35:00.000 I got my hands full, so I haven't been able to look at it.

02:35:03.000 I wasn't able to either because I was drinking my water.

02:35:06.000 So I was trying to finish it quick.

02:35:08.000 Probably laughing at the whistle thing.

02:35:11.000 You're laughing at me.

02:35:13.000 Don't mocking me.

02:35:21.000 Nick about JF?

02:35:23.000 What about JF?

02:35:24.000 Don't get shot.

02:35:27.000 I got Nick the knife with me, I'm not getting shot.

02:35:30.000 JF, love the Nick on the Milo stream.

02:35:32.000 Oh really wait, LMAO.

02:35:35.000 Is that actually Nick? 1.00

02:35:37.000 Yeah, it's actually me, bitch. 0.98

02:35:41.000 That's the first person I've seen ask that. 0.99

02:35:43.000 Everyone else is a higher.

02:35:44.000 Somebody says they recognize the shopping center.

02:35:47.000 I gotta get out of here.

02:35:49.000 Don't get swatted.

02:35:51.000 If you recognize it, don't come here.

02:35:52.000 I don't want to talk to you. 0.98

02:35:55.000 I fucking hate that when people are like, like, please stay away. 0.99

02:35:59.000 You will not get a positive reaction from me. 0.99

02:36:04.000 I actually get a very negative reaction.

02:36:08.000 I saw on poll someone like posted a picture of you just minding your own business at a restaurant.

02:36:13.000 I was like, I found Nick.

02:36:15.000 I saw that.

02:36:16.000 I don't want to spoil anything, but that was, uh it wasn't as authentic as people thought it was.

02:36:16.000 Yeah.

02:36:23.000 Oh, okay.

02:36:24.000 Yeah, but I don't want to ruin the joke.

02:36:34.000 That'll be me soon.

02:36:36.000 People will be taking photos of me and probably oh, here we go, hang on.

02:36:40.000 Don't connect, bro.

02:36:46.000 Another one too.

02:36:47.000 Are they going to let us in or are they going to go let's go, wait, baby.

02:37:00.000 Nah, Mitch is a friend of mine, Ani.

02:37:03.000 Guy in chat called Mitch.

02:37:06.000 We met him in a Fortnite tournament that we got kicked out of.

02:37:10.000 Oh yeah.

02:37:21.000 Paul loves Nick.

02:37:22.000 Paul's pretty divided on Nick because Paul's like 50% shills.

02:37:26.000 Now if you open the threads, it's like pretty even.

02:37:26.000 Yeah.

02:37:30.000 Yeah.

02:37:31.000 He's controlling opposition and then no, he's not shills.

02:37:34.000 A lot of it is shills.

02:37:35.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:37:35.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:37:36.000 I think the 50% that don't like you are mostly shills. 1.00

02:37:39.000 So true. 1.00

02:37:42.000 Zoomer clips and shit? 1.00

02:37:49.000 Yo, zoomer clips. 1.00

02:37:49.000 Zoomer clips. 1.00

02:37:50.000 Don't get banned from Twitter, bro. 1.00

02:37:52.000 I don't know what's this guy the other day posted the most unoptical shit. 0.99

02:37:57.000 I'm not like trying to get banned. 0.99

02:37:58.000 I'm like, what's the matter with you?

02:38:02.000 What are you doing?

02:38:04.000 Gotta get your act together, big guy.

02:38:06.000 He's getting the straight talking, dude.

02:38:09.000 Yeah.

02:38:13.000 I'm sorry, bro, he says.

02:38:16.000 Oh.

02:38:17.000 It's okay, it's okay.

02:38:18.000 You're young.

02:38:20.000 You weren't.

02:38:23.000 That's why you gotta make friends in real life.

02:38:29.000 So you can off the record go off.

02:38:32.000 Yeah.

02:38:33.000 Otherwise.

02:38:34.000 So true.

02:38:35.000 Otherwise you do, like, bottles off.

02:38:37.000 Sometimes you just gotta be on optical.

02:38:39.000 You gotta vent.

02:38:42.000 Yeah.

02:38:43.000 I never get bottled up.

02:38:43.000 True.

02:38:44.000 I just don't.

02:38:52.000 I go off all week.

02:38:53.000 How tall are you, Lolly Sox?

02:38:55.000 I'm 5'14.

02:38:56.000 I'm a manlet.

02:38:57.000 My height starts to the 5.

02:38:58.000 Your height starts to the 5, bro. 0.97

02:38:58.000 Yeah, you're a manlet. 0.97

02:39:05.000 Fuck stop. 1.00

02:39:13.000 Starbucks is right over there. 1.00

02:39:15.000 I'm looking for it for a while. 1.00

02:39:18.000 I'm saying like fuck you. 1.00

02:39:19.000 Yeah, we're gonna, you know, piss your bathroom. 1.00

02:39:23.000 You know, piss your bathroom. 0.99

02:39:28.000 I see.

02:39:29.000 We're not buying anything because we can't.

02:39:32.000 Because they changed their policies to cut.

02:39:37.000 They cut. 0.97

02:39:38.000 Piss cooked.

02:39:38.000 I'll wait outside.

02:39:39.000 You go in.

02:39:40.000 You want me to hold the stick?

02:39:42.000 Yeah, you gotta hold.

02:39:42.000 Alright, I guess I can hold the stick.

02:39:43.000 I gotta hold everything?

02:39:44.000 I mean, if you wanted to talk.

02:39:45.000 To chat, you would, but yeah, I'll hold it okay.

02:39:49.000 Fine, all right, yeah.

02:39:50.000 See you in a sec, bro.

02:39:51.000 All right, well, he's going to the bathroom.

02:39:55.000 I hope it'll be quick because otherwise, I'm just standing out here.

02:39:59.000 I'm a sitting duck.

02:40:04.000 I can't even see that.

02:40:05.000 Where is the camera?

02:40:06.000 Is it on the which side is it on?

02:40:14.000 My hair's all messed up, but I can't even fix it.

02:40:16.000 I got drinks in my hands.

02:40:19.000 I got drinks in both under my arm and in my hand, and I got this selfie stick in this other hand.

02:40:28.000 We're bowling, we're hanging out.

02:40:34.000 I gotta take a piss too, but I don't really want to go right now.

02:40:39.000 So, what do you think about that?

02:40:43.000 I'll hang out, I'll hide behind this tree so no one will see me.

02:40:47.000 Let's see what's chat saying.

02:40:54.000 Nick is very aware of his surroundings, that's right.

02:40:57.000 I'm very aware.

02:40:59.000 Always on watch, very vigilant.

02:41:04.000 But Chad does want to go right now, yeah. 0.75

02:41:10.000 Chicago looks shitty? 1.00

02:41:11.000 Yeah, shut up, bitch. 1.00

02:41:12.000 Where do you live? 1.00

02:41:16.000 I'm reading Chad on my phone right now.

02:41:20.000 Nice work on Iowa.

02:41:21.000 Thanks.

02:41:22.000 Thanks.

02:41:30.000 Nick, I'm behind you across the street.

02:41:31.000 I'm waving at you.

02:41:33.000 No, you're not.

02:41:40.000 I don't see you.

02:41:45.000 Or if you are, I don't see you.

02:41:52.000 Crank, yeah, you got me.

02:41:54.000 Haha, I made you look. 1.00

02:41:55.000 Yeah, haha, fuck you. 1.00

02:42:00.000 Pretty cringe the pastor called you unchristian. 1.00

02:42:02.000 Oh, lolly was trying to sneak up on me there.

02:42:07.000 Catboy trying to sneak up on me?

02:42:09.000 That's a nightmare.

02:42:10.000 Uh oh.

02:42:14.000 I would hate for that to happen. 0.99

02:42:17.000 That bounces on you, ugly. 0.99

02:42:18.000 Yeah. 0.98

02:42:19.000 I'll just walk around now.

02:42:21.000 I'll just move around.

02:42:22.000 Hell yeah.

02:42:26.000 RAR XD.

02:42:28.000 Is that that song?

02:42:36.000 All right, slow the pace down, but there's not any schmoot.

02:42:39.000 Yeah, there we go.

02:42:40.000 This guy, I was like exhausted the other day.

02:42:46.000 We were speeding around.

02:42:49.000 Forced me to walk at this athletic pace.

02:42:55.000 Which is weird because Nick's got the longer legs.

02:42:58.000 I don't have a walk.

02:42:59.000 What are you talking about?

02:43:00.000 You have longer legs.

02:43:01.000 Oh, yeah.

02:43:02.000 I know you're right.

02:43:03.000 I have longer legs, longer torso.

02:43:07.000 Because I'm longer in general.

02:43:09.000 physically just a very large man like a specimen you know I was you they just let you walk in use a bathroom leave they didn't even talk to me nice I mean I got the cat ears on those so they probably don't get sued for a hate crime or something We don't even want a mess.

02:43:35.000 They want no we don't want any trouble just use a bathroom. 0.99

02:43:37.000 Just get a piss cock you and leave It sounds dirty to say that it sounds really fucked actually Very dark. 0.99

02:43:46.000 Yeah, I know cuz we're shmoody around I gnar we got I know random night walk Mode. 1.00

02:43:56.000 I can do the front camera like that.

02:43:58.000 It's got a little bit better lighting because it's like a bigger lens.

02:44:01.000 We could go where there's like street lights.

02:44:05.000 Let's just cross here.

02:44:07.000 There's a delay with the camera.

02:44:10.000 How is it?

02:44:10.000 Oh, because you're locking it through the camera.

02:44:14.000 Watch where you're going, bro.

02:44:17.000 Watch your step.

02:44:18.000 It's a 5G tower, dude. 0.99

02:44:20.000 I'm fucking head down. 0.99

02:44:22.000 I lost over the box. 0.99

02:44:31.000 You hear about all the fires happening in Australia?

02:44:33.000 No.

02:44:34.000 Yeah, like most of Australia was on fire.

02:44:36.000 I walked outside to get ice cream and there was ash everywhere and stuff.

02:44:39.000 Yeah, I was like, it was smoggy.

02:44:39.000 Actually?

02:44:41.000 Yeah.

02:44:41.000 Like forest fires?

02:44:42.000 That happened every year?

02:44:44.000 Not about every year, but it's not the first time it's happened, that's for sure.

02:44:48.000 Hey, doggy.

02:44:49.000 And, um it's just too dark.

02:44:49.000 Yeah.

02:44:53.000 It's just too dark, yeah.

02:44:57.000 And then, uh yeah, it even got to my house and stuff.

02:45:03.000 I just walked over at the window open.

02:45:05.000 I was talking in my bedroom trying to sleep.

02:45:16.000 What's live chat saying? 1.00

02:45:19.000 Jaywalking with the homie. 0.99

02:45:21.000 You just got a notification on the other phone. 1.00

02:45:21.000 What is it? 1.00

02:45:23.000 Oh, that's battery.

02:45:24.000 See, this is where I have the fanny pack.

02:45:26.000 Yeah, good thing I caught that, huh?

02:45:33.000 So I get my battery and I get I got like three different cables in here so we get a lot won't hold up. 0.99

02:45:42.000 Fuck, I'm gonna ask the camera. 0.99

02:45:45.000 Let's see. 1.00

02:45:46.000 Is this the one?

02:45:49.000 Nope.

02:45:50.000 Is that the one?

02:45:51.000 Don't know.

02:45:56.000 Yeah, this should be the one.

02:46:02.000 This is epic.

02:46:03.000 Says somebody.

02:46:05.000 I can't hear you.

02:46:08.000 Can't understand you. 0.99

02:46:23.000 I'm just gonna plug this shit in so the stream doesn't die. 0.99

02:46:32.000 This is epic. 0.99

02:46:33.000 Now, this is epic.

02:46:37.000 It's been epic for a few hours now.

02:46:38.000 What are they talking about?

02:46:40.000 What was that guy's name?

02:46:43.000 He was the guy from Fiverr.

02:46:43.000 Pete.

02:46:48.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:46:49.000 He did the Fortnite thing.

02:46:50.000 He was something voiceover Pete. 1.00

02:46:51.000 Yeah, yeah, and then they fucked him. 1.00

02:46:54.000 They fucked him for making jokes about credit cards. 1.00

02:46:54.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:46:57.000 He became a stale meme very late.

02:47:00.000 Yeah, that too. 1.00

02:47:03.000 Yeah, Boomer didn't know how to reinvent himself, so he got fucked. 1.00

02:47:06.000 Yep. 0.99

02:47:07.000 Then not only that, they fucked him for apparently trying to take people's credit card information, even though it was obviously a joke. 0.98

02:47:14.000 It was obviously going everywhere. 0.98

02:47:17.000 Yeah.

02:47:18.000 We should probably go where it's brighter, right?

02:47:21.000 I mean, we don't have to, but it'd be easier for people to see.

02:47:24.000 I feel like that would be better footage.

02:47:27.000 Let's head back to the car.

02:47:28.000 We could drive somewhere in the kind of water. 1.00

02:47:31.000 See, normally we don't have to worry about this shit. 0.99

02:47:34.000 Why would we normally not have to worry about that? 0.99

02:47:37.000 Because it's just us hanging out without a camera?

02:47:38.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

02:47:53.000 Suddenly get rascalist and start smacking.

02:47:56.000 Yeah, I'm gonna just put it on you whilst we're in this dark area because it's hard to see anywhere.

02:47:56.000 Yo.

02:48:07.000 Might as well have focus on one of us.

02:48:14.000 There we go.

02:48:16.000 Yeah, we could, um, I'm trying to think where we could go where it's like well lit.

02:48:25.000 Where is it lit?

02:48:26.000 What if we hang out and be lit?

02:48:31.000 What's the littest place to hang out right now?

02:48:35.000 Um.

02:48:42.000 We could.

02:48:43.000 Yeah, I wish it was like daytime.

02:48:45.000 I wish it would be bright everywhere.

02:48:47.000 It would have been if you didn't show up in the afternoon.

02:48:50.000 Show it up!

02:48:51.000 Show it up! 0.99

02:48:53.000 To be fair, I would have been sleeping or trying to sort out my fucking trip to. 1.00

02:48:57.000 Portland and shit tomorrow. 0.99

02:48:58.000 So nah, I yeah, I was probably could have been there like noon or one, but I procrastinated. 0.99

02:49:05.000 Yeah honestly, it worked out.

02:49:06.000 So yeah, it worked out, it worked out perfectly.

02:49:11.000 Uh huh, still gonna buy a flight though.

02:49:16.000 Yeah yeah, I went to buy one but um, it tried to get me to like, do a confirmation on my card.

02:49:24.000 I didn't have my Australian number here.

02:49:26.000 Ah, it wouldn't work, so I gotta find one that doesn't make me do that. 0.99

02:49:32.000 Or I'm fucked. 1.00

02:49:33.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:49:35.000 Unless I get something that lets me pay with like PayPal or something.

02:49:37.000 I don't know.

02:49:39.000 I remember when I had that.

02:49:39.000 PayPal.

02:49:42.000 I'm fucked. 0.99

02:49:43.000 I should get my money out of my PayPal actually. 0.99

02:49:45.000 Yeah, you shouldn't like pull it out every so often.

02:49:48.000 I would empty it every like one to two days so that when I got banned, I didn't have very much money in there.

02:49:54.000 But I was able to get all of it out anyway.

02:49:57.000 I'm pretty sure they do have to give it to you eventually. 0.99

02:49:59.000 They just fuck around for a while. 1.00

02:50:01.000 I've heard that. 0.99

02:50:02.000 Some people have it frozen for like half a year, but for me, I was able to pull it out the same day.

02:50:07.000 Huh.

02:50:11.000 But, either way, it's good for peace of mind to have it in the bank instead of PayPal.

02:50:16.000 Even if you can't get it eventually, I'd much prefer to have it.

02:50:23.000 True.

02:50:23.000 Better in your pocket than theirs for six months, but that's not.

02:50:27.000 Yeah.

02:50:28.000 I wish YouTube was like that.

02:50:30.000 With YouTube, they only do the payouts every month.

02:50:33.000 Fox.

02:50:34.000 I'm going to lose me on edge.

02:50:36.000 I'm like, I don't know if I get my paycheck for the whole month, you know?

02:50:39.000 Yeah.

02:50:40.000 I got to make it until payout day.

02:50:49.000 I don't know where we could go.

02:50:59.000 Oh, I know where you could go.

02:51:04.000 Like, there's also some light, like, even here, it's pretty easy to see us.

02:51:07.000 Yeah, I see it.

02:51:22.000 Come on, you're probably down somewhere, I'm just tired.

02:51:26.000 It's alright, dude.

02:51:29.000 Like, probably a little bit slower now.

02:51:32.000 Yeah.

02:51:32.000 Too much, too much movement.

02:51:34.000 We walked all the way around, all the way back, up and down.

02:51:37.000 Lots of exercise.

02:51:38.000 Back and forth, yeah.

02:51:40.000 It's a little much for me.

02:51:43.000 Social plan.

02:51:47.000 Go to Trump Tower, yeah, good idea.

02:51:50.000 It's pretty far away, I'm pretty sure.

02:51:54.000 I have to buy parking.

02:52:08.000 I could have thought, but I wasn't paying attention.

02:52:11.000 So this is retro cave or something like an arcade.

02:52:20.000 Yeah, let's go to an arcade, I guess.

02:52:37.000 I don't mind.

02:52:38.000 Let me see if they're open.

02:52:41.000 All we can do is walk around.

02:52:45.000 I feel like we just bore.

02:52:47.000 I like it too.

02:52:49.000 It's comfy.

02:52:51.000 I just do.

02:52:52.000 Nah, it's all good.

02:52:53.000 It's all good up.

02:52:54.000 I was so glad I didn't walk forward too much more.

02:52:58.000 I don't normally film that close to the ground anyway, so.

02:53:18.000 Ambulance trip.

02:53:19.000 I'm gonna put you in an ambulance.

02:53:19.000 Ambulance mode.

02:53:22.000 Why?

02:53:23.000 What do I do?

02:53:26.000 Just messing with you, bro.

02:53:30.000 By the time I'm done with you, you're gonna be in an ambulance. 0.99

02:53:34.000 I thought you said you were sick of people calling me gay. 0.90

02:53:37.000 I'm gonna say, not like that. 0.86

02:53:40.000 Wow, very vulgar.

02:53:41.000 It's really telling that you went there. 1.00

02:53:44.000 I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you. 1.00

02:53:46.000 That's what I'm gonna say. 1.00

02:53:47.000 You're gonna beat me up. 1.00

02:53:48.000 I'm gonna beat the shit out of you. 1.00

02:53:50.000 Dude. 1.00

02:53:58.000 I'm sure kids are open till 11 pm.

02:54:00.000 Christmas.

02:54:01.000 Christmas night.

02:54:05.000 Car accident, mate.

02:54:13.000 No, you're lucky to be a Democrat driver as well. 1.00

02:54:16.000 Fucking dies. 1.00

02:54:18.000 Dies instantly? 1.00

02:54:19.000 Yeah.

02:54:20.000 At like 5 miles an hour.

02:54:24.000 Their head just bounces off the dash.

02:54:26.000 Head on collision.

02:54:35.000 Man, that's yummy.

02:54:36.000 That hits the spot.

02:54:38.000 I'm glad I went with this instead of Pepsi.

02:54:42.000 Instead of a soft one.

02:54:56.000 I wish I could just disable that. 1.00

02:54:57.000 Oh, you can just wave your fucking seatbelt. 1.00

02:55:01.000 We're going like five minutes. 1.00

02:55:03.000 I got two drinks with my hands.

02:55:08.000 I think I got time to buckle my seatbelt.

02:55:12.000 You're busy, dude.

02:55:16.000 Yeah.

02:55:16.000 I'm quite busy.

02:55:29.000 like booking it across the street.

02:55:31.000 Can't even see you.

02:55:32.000 It's pitch blackout.

02:55:49.000 My TTS won't go through? 1.00

02:55:51.000 It's probably because you post a wing natty shit, dude. 1.00

02:55:55.000 Let me see the TTS's. 1.00

02:55:59.000 Last one was posted 25 minutes ago and it says poo poo pee pee.

02:56:04.000 So, unless that was yours, I don't know.

02:56:07.000 Unless someone reported me to Streamlabs because I'm hanging out with Nick, I don't know.

02:56:15.000 Connection's gonna get bad if I keep going this way, so I'm gonna paint it left.

02:56:21.000 At this intersection for some reason, the reception always goes.

02:56:31.000 I can't believe it's only 6 30.

02:56:32.000 I'm like exhausted.

02:56:34.000 I think it's because it's dark out.

02:56:37.000 It feels like it's nighttime.

02:56:47.000 See if I got a Pepsi I'd be a little more lively, I'd be more upbeat.

02:56:52.000 Listen, I'm drinking this water slowing me down.

02:57:01.000 We can't harmonize, Jackson, because I don't know the words to this song.

02:57:33.000 Yeah, today's Sunday, bro.

02:57:38.000 Yo!

02:57:39.000 Yo, what?

02:57:40.000 I don't think players.

02:57:43.000 Because sometimes it's like...

02:57:57.000 You know this one?

02:57:58.000 They have this one in Australia?

02:58:00.000 I'm pretty sure.

02:58:01.000 I don't know about the chorus.

02:58:06.000 Oh you don't know yet?

02:58:08.000 Actually, I don't know if we do with this one.

02:58:11.000 I heard it before earlier this week, though.

02:59:08.000 guys should red pill random people on the street.

02:59:12.000 What do they say?

02:59:13.000 Red pill random people on the street. 0.98

02:59:15.000 I also think that's kind of cringe, like having to red pill everyone you fucking see when you're just out in public. 0.96

02:59:24.000 It makes you seem obsessed, you know? 0.97

02:59:27.000 Yeah.

02:59:28.000 It's bad optics.

02:59:29.000 You're just vibing.

02:59:30.000 There's no need.

02:59:31.000 That's not chill.

02:59:34.000 Yeah, that's not chill, Arthur.

02:59:36.000 Sometimes it comes up, you know, in conversation or something.

02:59:40.000 Yeah.

02:59:40.000 And you'll mention something, but other than that.

02:59:59.000 I forgot about it.

03:00:00.000 No, really, it's fine.

03:00:03.000 I don't mind, it's fine.

03:00:04.000 Was that a gun?

03:00:07.000 Perfectly.

03:00:08.000 It's fine.

03:00:09.000 It's fine.

03:00:09.000 Don't worry about it.

03:00:10.000 Forget about it.

03:00:13.000 It's like never happened.

03:00:14.000 Yeah, don't want to.

03:00:19.000 Cami pulls out a 1350 in public all the time?

03:00:22.000 No, I don't.

03:00:23.000 Narr.

03:00:25.000 Sometimes.

03:00:27.000 Narr to all the time.

03:00:30.000 Narr.

03:00:32.000 Narr.

03:00:36.000 Second, I'm gonna hold off on the second effort.

03:00:38.000 I get too much liquid bouncing around.

03:00:42.000 I'm full. 1.00

03:00:45.000 Fuck off, we're full. 1.00

03:00:46.000 Somebody comes up, they're like, want a sample? 1.00

03:00:50.000 Fuck off, we're full. 1.00

03:00:54.000 No. 1.00

03:00:55.000 Chad Gamerface, no.

03:00:57.000 Want to order pizza? 1.00

03:01:00.000 Fuck off. 1.00

03:01:02.000 Yeah, nah, if someone doesn't say that, they're not Australian, simple ass. 1.00

03:01:09.000 Simple ass? 1.00

03:01:10.000 You guys say that there too? 1.00

03:01:10.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:01:12.000 Yeah.

03:01:13.000 Not just separation?

03:01:15.000 Guess not. 1.00

03:01:17.000 See, you'll say like, simple ass. 1.00

03:01:19.000 Yeah, simple ass, sweet ass. 1.00

03:01:26.000 Huh. 1.00

03:01:28.000 Well, we'll say that.

03:01:29.000 Oh my god.

03:01:30.000 Unless you like a beanie bird.

03:01:30.000 Yeah.

03:01:33.000 You say it for speed.

03:01:35.000 Otherwise people would be like simple as that, simple as that.

03:01:41.000 What about no worries?

03:01:43.000 No worries?

03:01:44.000 Yeah, we say no worries.

03:01:46.000 You know what's exclusive to Boston that I found is instead of saying no thanks, people say I'm all set.

03:01:55.000 I never heard that in Chicago, but I did hear that all the time in Boston.

03:01:59.000 I haven't heard that.

03:02:00.000 I've been to a few other places and I haven't heard that either.

03:02:03.000 Yeah, I had never heard it before.

03:02:05.000 You'd be like, oh, at a restaurant, like, oh.

03:02:07.000 If you want, you know, something.

03:02:09.000 No, I'm all set.

03:02:10.000 Right.

03:02:11.000 The first time I heard that, it kind of like caught me off guard.

03:02:14.000 I was like, wait, what?

03:02:15.000 Is that a yes?

03:02:16.000 Is that a no?

03:02:17.000 I'm all set.

03:02:19.000 That's a cool clock.

03:02:19.000 Okay.

03:02:27.000 Kino.

03:02:27.000 Docs?

03:02:28.000 Docs to your clock?

03:02:32.000 I mean, they probably would have been able to see it anyway.

03:02:37.000 Yeah, that's true.

03:03:11.000 Nothing interesting from what I've seen, honestly.

03:03:15.000 Somebody says take the tat ears off?

03:03:16.000 No, don't.

03:03:17.000 No, don't.

03:03:18.000 Keep them on.

03:03:21.000 Hey, Nick.

03:03:22.000 Hey, Nick.

03:03:23.000 Hey.

03:03:24.000 You should tweet the stream out.

03:03:25.000 No, it's kind of a fun, small, shrewd, cozy stream.

03:03:30.000 It's like a shrewd record for the stream.

03:03:34.000 The real reason I don't want to tweet it out is because I don't want to get like dots and have like people trying to hunt us down.

03:03:45.000 Cat ears stay on.

03:03:47.000 Cami, you need to drag Nick to the gym.

03:03:49.000 Big Macs have killed his desire to work out.

03:03:52.000 What'd you say?

03:03:53.000 Saying they're gonna drag you to the gym.

03:03:55.000 That's not gonna happen.

03:03:57.000 Don't do a gym stream.

03:04:00.000 No way.

03:04:01.000 Your workout plan.

03:04:03.000 I do the side by side and that's it.

03:04:05.000 No, that's good.

03:04:06.000 You know, compound lifts are like the most efficient.

03:04:15.000 I haven't been to the gym in a while though.

03:04:16.000 I've been so busy with e-celebrity business.

03:04:21.000 Haven't had a chance.

03:04:21.000 Yeah.

03:04:24.000 It's a busy life, Brad.

03:04:25.000 It is.

03:04:28.000 My God.

03:04:30.000 Word and bond.

03:04:35.000 It's cool though, like, it's busy, but it's stuff that's fun to do, so.

03:04:39.000 Yeah.

03:04:46.000 I'm living a life.

03:04:51.000 With the secret club.

03:04:54.000 Nightwalk stream.

03:04:54.000 It is.

03:04:58.000 If you know, you know.

03:05:00.000 If you're gnar, you know.

03:05:02.000 Right?

03:05:04.000 Yeah, gnar.

03:05:06.000 If you're gnar, you know.

03:05:08.000 Chicago looks peaceful. 1.00

03:05:10.000 Well, he knows all the right neighborhoods.

03:05:12.000 Yeah, we're not in the bathroom.

03:05:13.000 We're not in the dudehood neighborhood.

03:05:14.000 Yeah, besides the one you recommended, I book an Airbnb. 0.99

03:05:18.000 Shut up! 0.98

03:05:20.000 I'm not saying you do it intentionally. 1.00

03:05:30.000 I think it's just carelessness picking a shitty neighborhood. 0.95

03:05:37.000 No, it's a good neighborhood. 0.96

03:05:40.000 You're in good hands.

03:05:41.000 Someone said that it's the border between the good and the bad neighborhood.

03:05:45.000 Yeah, you probably did look on the border.

03:05:52.000 Would I have I steered you wrong so far?

03:05:55.000 I don't think so.

03:05:56.000 Well, I'm not shot, so yeah, we're doing alright.

03:05:59.000 Yeah, yeah, you're good.

03:06:00.000 You're doing alright?

03:06:00.000 Good.

03:06:01.000 You gotta trust the plan.

03:06:08.000 You gotta trust the plan.

03:06:15.000 What?

03:06:15.000 Nothing.

03:06:16.000 Just find it funny.

03:06:25.000 This alleyway.

03:06:28.000 It's not really an alley at all.

03:06:29.000 It's not.

03:06:30.000 Yeah, this is a very foreboding alley.

03:06:33.000 It's terrible.

03:06:34.000 Ooh.

03:06:35.000 Yeah, it's too old to get rips down here.

03:06:42.000 The connection nah, it's a camping way.

03:06:45.000 Yeah, it's a camping way.

03:06:56.000 You tired from walking?

03:06:57.000 Yeah, let's go sit down.

03:07:00.000 Yeah, perfect.

03:07:04.000 Last time I offered for him to, like, ride on my shoulders because he got out of breath, but he said no.

03:07:09.000 Yeah.

03:07:10.000 I don't know if that was a serious offer or not, but I can't take care of myself.

03:07:14.000 I just needed a breather.

03:07:16.000 Take it in pause.

03:07:19.000 Pause for the pause.

03:07:30.000 Is it a full moon now?

03:07:32.000 Or is it a waxing gibbous?

03:07:36.000 Can't really tell.

03:07:37.000 A waxing gibbous?

03:07:42.000 It's too cloudy.

03:07:49.000 Ah, here we go.

03:08:00.000 It's a lot of walking, a lot of activity.

03:08:05.000 I'm a very sedentary person normally.

03:08:08.000 You don't do any cardio, do you?

03:08:11.000 When you work out, you just lift waist.

03:08:13.000 Yeah, I don't know, I guess it helps that.

03:08:15.000 I'm gonna act all high and mighty.

03:08:16.000 Well, I'm not.

03:08:19.000 That's probably all the IRL streaming.

03:08:21.000 Hi horsey.

03:08:22.000 Doesn't burn me out.

03:08:24.000 This person's stalking us.

03:08:26.000 Gang store picture.

03:08:28.000 I want to get stalked.

03:08:29.000 I want to get gang stalked.

03:08:31.000 I need a boss.

03:08:32.000 Yo, look.

03:08:34.000 Oh, it's one of these.

03:08:36.000 Oh, no.

03:08:36.000 I thought it was like a dodgeball, but it's like a kickball.

03:08:40.000 Oh.

03:08:41.000 Alright, let's go.

03:08:43.000 It's probably from the you're going to kick it or not?

03:08:57.000 I'm not kicking it to you, I'm kicking it over the fence.

03:09:01.000 Oh, okay.

03:09:06.000 I almost hit that car.

03:09:08.000 You didn't make it over the fence either.

03:09:15.000 It didn't get a lot of lift.

03:09:18.000 But I did get it.

03:09:19.000 I almost hit that car.

03:09:20.000 Did you see it almost?

03:09:21.000 Yeah, yeah, we all saw it.

03:09:21.000 What?

03:09:22.000 It was deflated, yeah.

03:09:23.000 I hope you don't come back and try and give me a hard time.

03:09:28.000 Like, that guy won't.

03:09:29.000 Hits the car and he like paddings and spins out into the white car next to us.

03:09:36.000 Causing a pile up.

03:09:40.000 Now we're going to go sit at a different bench.

03:09:41.000 That way, in case that person comes back, they can call the police.

03:09:48.000 Those kids.

03:09:49.000 That would be nice when they send kids.

03:09:51.000 Wouldn't it be nice if you called a teenager?

03:09:53.000 Like, those teens.

03:09:54.000 Do you think that's nice?

03:09:55.000 Yeah, it'd be flattering.

03:09:56.000 You're afraid of being old?

03:09:57.000 It'd be flattering, yeah.

03:09:58.000 Huh.

03:09:59.000 It's kind of easy for me because.

03:10:01.000 Those mischievous teenagers.

03:10:04.000 This is me when I don't shave.

03:10:06.000 So.

03:10:06.000 Yeah.

03:10:07.000 Well.

03:10:08.000 Yeah.

03:10:08.000 Well, you don't really grow facial hair, but he was a Swede.

03:10:11.000 No.

03:10:11.000 Yeah.

03:10:13.000 Cringe, Chad.

03:10:14.000 Yeah, I grow facial hair.

03:10:17.000 So I'm a Chad Matt.

03:10:18.000 No, I don't like facial hair.

03:10:24.000 Fart check.

03:10:24.000 Oh.

03:10:27.000 Mike's probably good enough to pick that up, too.

03:10:30.000 Nick went Tom Brady.

03:10:34.000 Nick's scared of aging.

03:10:35.000 Nick really be bouncing.

03:10:36.000 I'm not bouncing.

03:10:37.000 You're the one bouncing.

03:10:39.000 It makes me look like I'm bouncing.

03:10:39.000 You're bouncing.

03:10:42.000 You walk like this.

03:10:43.000 You don't even, your heels never touch the ground.

03:10:45.000 You talk like, you walk like this.

03:10:49.000 Right?

03:10:49.000 You walk like this.

03:10:54.000 Yeah.

03:10:54.000 I, the Chad versus the Chad.

03:10:57.000 The Chad.

03:11:02.000 This.

03:11:03.000 The verge in this.

03:11:03.000 Okay?

03:11:06.000 That's how you walk, right?

03:11:07.000 I don't do that.

03:11:08.000 That is exactly how you walk.

03:11:09.000 I don't just do that.

03:11:10.000 That is exactly what you do.

03:11:11.000 No, I'm more like, I'm more like, there's more of a bounce to it.

03:11:15.000 Yeah, there's definitely a bounce.

03:11:16.000 Yeah, it's not like I'm just like staying level.

03:11:19.000 My head goes up and down, so.

03:11:21.000 Well, that's why they're saying I'm bouncing, because you're bouncing with the camera.

03:11:24.000 I mean, it's not intentional.

03:11:25.000 I just do it.

03:11:28.000 Impressing each other?

03:11:30.000 I think we just dink.

03:11:31.000 Yeah.

03:11:33.000 He does walk like that.

03:11:34.000 Yup.

03:11:35.000 Dr. Martin.

03:11:37.000 It's not Doc Martin.

03:11:37.000 Yeah.

03:11:39.000 It's Dr. Martin.

03:11:40.000 I'm wearing my Dr. Martin.

03:11:41.000 Jerry has no sneak.

03:11:43.000 No, it's more sneaky if you're on your toes, isn't it?

03:11:45.000 Because if you're making less sound.

03:11:48.000 But not like the bouncing.

03:11:48.000 Yeah, I guess.

03:11:49.000 You gotta be like agile, very deliberate motions.

03:11:57.000 It's too dynamic.

03:11:58.000 You're too dynamic.

03:12:00.000 PhD Martin.

03:12:01.000 Yeah.

03:12:03.000 He's right, you know, right about what?

03:12:10.000 Mmm, yummy.

03:12:10.000 Yummy lifelong.

03:12:12.000 Vitamin, vitamin.

03:12:14.000 It's essential for life because it's got vitamins in it.

03:12:17.000 Nick be nimble, Nick be quinned.

03:12:22.000 Not too sure if cat ears are good optics, guys. 0.99

03:12:24.000 Shut up. 0.98

03:12:27.000 If that's seriously the biggest thing we have to worry about, we've already won. 1.00

03:12:31.000 Seriously.

03:12:33.000 I'll decide what's good optics.

03:12:37.000 Schmoove in silence, yep.

03:12:39.000 Like lasagna.

03:12:40.000 They've got the curb stoppers on them, yep.

03:12:45.000 Nick, where are the cat ears?

03:12:46.000 No, not optical.

03:12:57.000 Ben Shapiro's behind me.

03:13:00.000 You're gonna chase him down for the debate.

03:13:04.000 What are you drinking?

03:13:05.000 I'm drinking vitamin water, lemon, lemonade flavor.

03:13:10.000 You're balding, Nick.

03:13:11.000 I'm not balding.

03:13:13.000 What's that?

03:13:14.000 Balding, like losing your hair.

03:13:14.000 Oh, balding.

03:13:17.000 You said bulbing.

03:13:18.000 I said balding.

03:13:21.000 Balding.

03:13:23.000 I don't know.

03:13:24.000 Balding.

03:13:25.000 What are you saying?

03:13:26.000 Fringe Lord?

03:13:26.000 I don't know.

03:13:28.000 I just didn't understand with the accent for a second there.

03:13:31.000 You know, Swedish.

03:13:32.000 Do you know Swedish?

03:13:34.000 I know the odd word here and there, and I seem to pick it up quite easily when I do try to learn it, but I've never bothered to speak it fluently.

03:13:42.000 It's like clock.

03:13:44.000 A lot of the words seem similar to English, honestly.

03:13:46.000 With the recent death on Juice World, all these people blaming whites for his death.

03:13:51.000 I swear these people blame us for everything they can. 0.98

03:13:54.000 Such clownery. 0.98

03:13:56.000 Yeah.

03:13:56.000 Yeah, really?

03:13:57.000 Huh, how did he die?

03:13:59.000 Drugs, I think.

03:14:01.000 Huh.

03:14:02.000 Typical.

03:14:03.000 Yeah, he died actually here.

03:14:04.000 He died at Midway Airport in Chicago.

03:14:06.000 Yeah.

03:14:06.000 Huh.

03:14:07.000 I was going to.

03:14:08.000 Just got off the plane, walked into the airport.

03:14:10.000 Boom, dead.

03:14:11.000 Seizure.

03:14:12.000 No.

03:14:12.000 Huh.

03:14:14.000 I never listen to Juice World, honestly.

03:14:17.000 Yeah, me neither.

03:14:18.000 I know the name, though, because he, like, popped off and stuff.

03:14:23.000 He went off.

03:14:24.000 Yeah.

03:14:25.000 You were saying in Swedish?

03:14:28.000 Yeah, I only know a few words.

03:14:29.000 Like what?

03:14:30.000 Clocks, like, clock in or something like that.

03:14:32.000 Slock in.

03:14:33.000 Yeah, and Haydor is.

03:14:35.000 Hello.

03:14:37.000 Okay.

03:14:39.000 You can't formulate sentences, you just know words.

03:14:45.000 Juice World was 21, yeah.

03:14:47.000 Yeah, just wasn't X 21?

03:14:50.000 Something like that.

03:14:51.000 20.

03:14:52.000 Would have been early 20s, definitely. 1.00

03:14:55.000 All these rappers singing about cringe, sad shit, though. 0.99

03:14:59.000 Notice that with young people? 1.00

03:15:01.000 They think if you're not sad, you're not meaningful.

03:15:04.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:15:04.000 Deep, yeah, it's fucked. 1.00

03:15:06.000 Oh, yeah, this generation's so gay with the uh, anxiety and depression and BPD and whatever. 1.00

03:15:13.000 Yeah, honestly, it's like just I that all that stuff to me is just so fake, in my opinion, my humble opinion. 1.00

03:15:22.000 I don't like it how it's sort of becoming stylish in a way.

03:15:27.000 I mean, grief is real, but you just gotta absolutely push through.

03:15:31.000 Nick, what nation you play is in Civ 5.

03:15:33.000 Hey, Nick, did you know 50 cents own vitamin water? 0.99

03:15:36.000 You are drinking black men's juice, white boy. 0.96

03:15:40.000 That was 50 Cent on vitamin water. 0.93

03:15:41.000 50 Cent.

03:15:42.000 I thought he sold it.

03:15:43.000 I don't think he did.

03:15:45.000 He definitely did at one point.

03:15:46.000 Huh.

03:15:48.000 Interesting.

03:15:49.000 Well, it's good.

03:15:51.000 It's good water.

03:15:52.000 He's got the flavors.

03:15:53.000 In the club.

03:15:54.000 It's kind of like a murky white color, isn't it?

03:15:58.000 Oh, thanks.

03:15:59.000 Yeah.

03:16:00.000 Do you remember when Kanye defeated 50 Cent?

03:16:04.000 In what?

03:16:05.000 Back in 2008.

03:16:06.000 Like a street fight or so they both had their albums released on the same day 50 Cent and Kanye.

03:16:15.000 This is when graduation came out, and it was a big there was a lot of anticipation about whose album would sell more copies.

03:16:24.000 Kanye's sold a lot more copies and became an instant classic.

03:16:28.000 And that was seen as like the moment when gangster rap was finished and sort of the Kanye style was in.

03:16:36.000 That's when Backpack and Pink Polo won.

03:16:41.000 Stop reading.

03:16:42.000 The big bird actor died today.

03:16:43.000 Hardest lost blood fed today.

03:16:46.000 I do feel like I'm in a better mood when I eat healthy.

03:16:49.000 Yeah.

03:16:50.000 Like if I've been doing it consistently for a few weeks.

03:16:52.000 I feel the same way.

03:16:53.000 Yeah, you feel like more alert and stuff.

03:16:56.000 Just completely ignored that super chat. 0.99

03:16:58.000 I don't know what the fuck they said. 0.99

03:16:59.000 What was the super chat? 0.99

03:17:00.000 I have no idea.

03:17:01.000 I heard it go off and I was like, I was in thought.

03:17:03.000 Yeah, they wouldn't have heard what we said either.

03:17:06.000 Nick, what's Kanye's best album?

03:17:09.000 Hmm.

03:17:10.000 Hmm.

03:17:11.000 I don't know.

03:17:12.000 Either, I mean, my favorite is probably Graduation.

03:17:17.000 What's the best?

03:17:18.000 Probably College Dropout.

03:17:20.000 Maybe Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. 1.00

03:17:22.000 What do you think, Candy?

03:17:23.000 I don't know his music that well to pick a favorite album.

03:17:28.000 Yeah, it's a year's. 1.00

03:17:38.000 What 50 Cent was a gay rapper who sucked dick in prison. 1.00

03:17:42.000 It's true. 1.00

03:17:42.000 Is it? 1.00

03:17:45.000 I don't know that much about 50.

03:17:46.000 I only know about Kanye.

03:17:47.000 It's funny if true.

03:17:55.000 This vitamin water is so good.

03:17:57.000 Or is that the orange?

03:17:57.000 Yeah.

03:17:58.000 Orange one is good too.

03:18:00.000 Orange one?

03:18:02.000 Yeah, the zero is the one you gotta get, because the non zero has lots of sugar, you're right.

03:18:07.000 But zero is no sugar, so nothing to worry about.

03:18:10.000 It's good for you.

03:18:13.000 Unicorn Reporting 9.

03:18:14.000 Well, Unicorn, what's bad about.

03:18:17.000 I said Big Bird actor died.

03:18:18.000 Hardest loss, wet bed today, and literally in tears.

03:18:21.000 Oh, the actor, Big Bird died.

03:18:24.000 Oh, no.

03:18:26.000 Yeah.

03:18:26.000 That's bad.

03:18:27.000 Unicorn, what's wrong with zero sugar drinks and stuff like that? 0.99

03:18:31.000 How do they fuck you up? 0.99

03:18:33.000 They don't. 1.00

03:18:34.000 Pretty sure they do.

03:18:35.000 No.

03:18:47.000 Sugar alternatives literally give you cancer.

03:18:49.000 LMAO, have fun with cancer. 1.00

03:18:51.000 Have fun being a faggot. 1.00

03:18:52.000 Who cares? 1.00

03:18:54.000 Israel's gonna kill me before any of the food I eat does. 1.00

03:18:58.000 Probably, Troy, sadly. 1.00

03:19:01.000 I live like I'm dying, like that country song.

03:19:03.000 You know that song?

03:19:07.000 Who's about to die?

03:19:07.000 That country song.

03:19:08.000 Not that soil and mixed with vitamin grow hyper.

03:19:11.000 Soy boy's never allowed. 0.82

03:19:13.000 Also, I have a mansion down in Jupiter, Florida, which is about 10 minutes east from the event that will be hosted.

03:19:19.000 Perhaps you want to arrange a after party?

03:19:21.000 Nobody girls will be a 10. 1.00

03:19:24.000 This stream is comfy as fuck. 0.99

03:19:26.000 Nice surprise. 0.99

03:19:27.000 Favorite Yandi song? 0.96

03:19:29.000 Alien. 0.95

03:19:32.000 Alien, my favorite Yandi song. 0.89

03:19:33.000 Oh, yeah, Tim McGraw.

03:19:36.000 I was wondering if you could look up 1112 Raymond LaGrange Park.

03:19:42.000 It should be St. Louis Day Lamarck Church.

03:19:45.000 Oh, St. Louis?

03:19:46.000 Yeah, do you know where that's at?

03:19:48.000 St. Louis is kind of far from here.

03:19:49.000 Yeah, where is it though?

03:19:50.000 Okay, so.

03:19:52.000 I mean.

03:19:52.000 Why?

03:19:54.000 You turn off the audio so we don't dox.

03:19:56.000 Yeah, okay.

03:19:56.000 Stream right now.

03:19:57.000 We're back

03:20:33.000 and we're back.

03:20:35.000 This is not some money.

03:20:38.000 That's the annoying ones.

03:20:39.000 What?

03:20:40.000 What I asked for money or a cigarette, those are always the ones that annoy me. 1.00

03:20:45.000 Throw up my mouth, Hanuk. 1.00

03:20:46.000 Love you, big guy. 1.00

03:20:48.000 Next year, I pray, will be full of white pills.

03:20:51.000 Our movement will grow and we all will become successful.

03:20:54.000 Remember, kings, we have strength in numbers.

03:20:56.000 I, in the same county as the GLS event, can't wait to see you guys.

03:21:02.000 Cool, dude.

03:21:05.000 Yep, strength in numbers.

03:21:07.000 Gotta start having our own cabal meetings.

03:21:09.000 You want to start walking again?

03:21:14.000 If you want, dude.

03:21:17.000 Just like a moment ago.

03:21:17.000 When?

03:21:23.000 I think I did when he said the strength in numbers.

03:21:25.000 Oh, no, but like you were going to say something else.

03:21:29.000 I thought you were going to say something, okay?

03:21:29.000 Never mind, forget.

03:21:31.000 Why are you like.

03:21:33.000 I'm just trying to sound like.

03:21:35.000 No, in Warsaw?

03:21:36.000 Give me this.

03:21:38.000 Like I have three heads.

03:21:38.000 Look at me.

03:21:39.000 Ha ha!

03:21:43.000 Do you play RuneScape?

03:21:44.000 No.

03:21:45.000 So I got a story about that.

03:21:46.000 When RuneScape was popping off and I was like 12 or something, I went home one day, got on my mom's computer or whatever to play it, and said, okay, what's your age?

03:21:58.000 So I typed on my birthday.

03:22:00.000 And then it said, you need to be 13 to play this game.

03:22:02.000 We really need it.

03:22:04.000 And then I tried to refresh the page and stuff, but it was.

03:22:07.000 Crowd head department.

03:22:09.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:22:11.000 So I never played RuneScape.

03:22:13.000 Not really?

03:22:14.000 Yeah.

03:22:15.000 Because of that, I've never played a Ruiz game.

03:22:17.000 And then recently, I tried to play it, like, on stream, and I just didn't get into it.

03:22:17.000 Wow.

03:22:23.000 You should have just lied, bro.

03:22:24.000 I was during the tutorial.

03:22:26.000 Oh, I didn't know you had to be 13 to play it.

03:22:29.000 Ah.

03:22:32.000 And, uh, yeah.

03:22:34.000 I tried to play it recently and got bored during the tutorial, so.

03:22:41.000 Asking for goal advice?

03:22:43.000 Wait, who's asking who?

03:22:44.000 Yeah, ask who for what.

03:22:47.000 It's not very specific.

03:22:49.000 No.

03:23:02.000 What's on your head, cat ears?

03:23:05.000 Gotta stay true to the memes.

03:23:07.000 Cowboy alert?

03:23:10.000 Uh oh, cat alert, chat. 0.99

03:23:12.000 You ask Nick, why would I ask Nick for girl advice? 1.00

03:23:15.000 Yeah. 0.94

03:23:16.000 My advice is the same no matter what, anyway. 1.00

03:23:18.000 It's just don't be girls. 1.00

03:23:19.000 That's basically it. 1.00

03:23:28.000 No e-girls, watch out for girls with high body counts. 1.00

03:23:31.000 That's most of it. 1.00

03:23:33.000 Just have a healthy disdain in general for women. 1.00

03:23:37.000 My advice. 0.99

03:23:38.000 But you don't need to do it.

03:23:56.000 Alrighty.

03:23:57.000 One time I was filming an interview for Vox here.

03:24:00.000 Yeah.

03:24:00.000 You know Vox?

03:24:01.000 Yeah.

03:24:02.000 Or a mini documentary.

03:24:04.000 And we filmed like the whole day.

03:24:06.000 Like they came to my house.

03:24:07.000 We went around the city and shot at different locations.

03:24:10.000 We went downtown.

03:24:11.000 We went around here.

03:24:13.000 Okay.

03:24:13.000 And they just never uploaded it.

03:24:17.000 Fuck it. 1.00

03:24:17.000 The whole day. 1.00

03:24:18.000 A whole documentary.

03:24:19.000 I got all dressed up, whatever.

03:24:21.000 And I emailed them. 1.00

03:24:23.000 And I was like, hey, what the fuck? 0.99

03:24:25.000 And this is like months after the fact. 1.00

03:24:27.000 Uh-huh.

03:24:28.000 And I got an email back, you know, like that failure notice when it says like the email didn't go through.

03:24:33.000 So they blocked your email.

03:24:34.000 No, well, that's what I thought. 0.84

03:24:35.000 I was like, what the hell?

03:24:36.000 So I emailed like everybody involved.

03:24:38.000 I got the same thing.

03:24:40.000 Then I looked them up.

03:24:42.000 Like after a month, I was like, oh, I got that first.

03:24:44.000 Like a month later, I looked them up online.

03:24:46.000 They'd all gotten fired.

03:24:48.000 All the people that made the documentary because Vox, I guess, had these big layoffs.

03:24:52.000 And they all didn't work there anymore.

03:24:55.000 So there goes that.

03:24:59.000 Also, I should say, Also, I'll give you an announcement.

03:25:02.000 I'll give you an exclusive.

03:25:04.000 I haven't said this yet.

03:25:04.000 Okay.

03:25:06.000 On the same subject, two years ago, in February 2017, I don't know.

03:25:13.000 Should I say this?

03:25:14.000 Should I say this on your live stream?

03:25:15.000 I don't know.

03:25:16.000 I don't know what you're saying.

03:25:17.000 I don't want to say it on my own stream.

03:25:19.000 Okay.

03:25:20.000 Go on.

03:25:20.000 That was a chance, dude.

03:25:22.000 I don't know.

03:25:23.000 So, well, I'll just say it.

03:25:25.000 Because I'll talk.

03:25:26.000 I'll elaborate more on my stream or on my show or something.

03:25:29.000 So in February 2017, MTV actually came to my house.

03:25:34.000 For a week, for a whole week, and filmed me for a week. 0.99

03:25:38.000 Holy shit. 0.99

03:25:38.000 Doing my show, going about my daily life, whatever. 0.99

03:25:41.000 Because, if you're a man, I don't know if people watch MTV to watch your stream, but MTV at that time was rebooting True Life.

03:25:53.000 Their series.

03:25:54.000 No, I'm sorry.

03:25:55.000 This was in 2018.

03:25:57.000 This was February 2018.

03:25:59.000 They were rebooting MTV True Life, which is this old series.

03:26:02.000 And so they had this True Life Now series that they.

03:26:06.000 No, E boys.

03:26:07.000 Never. 1.00

03:26:08.000 It's going to be Israel first. 0.97

03:26:10.000 That homeless guy was a Mossad agent DDW. 0.99

03:26:15.000 So they came.

03:26:16.000 It was February 2018.

03:26:17.000 They filmed for a week this episode of True Life, which was supposed to be about me.

03:26:22.000 The episode was supposed to be half about a young liberal activist and half was about me.

03:26:28.000 I just see what you're writing.

03:26:31.000 Well, it was a liberal activist and then me.

03:26:34.000 I was supposed to be the right wing activist.

03:26:36.000 Half and half.

03:26:37.000 And like I said, they were there for a week.

03:26:39.000 It was such a hassle to have them around the house or whatever. 0.98

03:26:42.000 We went downtown, we went to do all the shit, and they never aired it. 0.70

03:26:46.000 Like, they were like, oh, it's going to air on this date, and they're like, no, no, actually, it's going to air in the summer. 0.95

03:26:51.000 Then they're like, no, no, actually, it's going to air later.

03:26:53.000 Then they're like, nah, we're just not going to do this. 0.99

03:26:55.000 So then, I get an email two weeks ago from the producer, who's this mega Jew, and he says, and he's Jewish, he says, yeah, it's going to air now on December 10th because of all the Droiper War stuff. 0.99

03:27:12.000 Now they're going to air it. 0.99

03:27:13.000 But,.

03:27:14.000 It's going to air on December 10th at like 9 o'clock.

03:27:18.000 But I went on the TV guide and I checked the listing out of curiosity to see what it was on the TV guide if it said my name.

03:27:25.000 And it's not even going to be an episode of True Life.

03:27:28.000 You know what it's going to be?

03:27:31.000 It's called MTV News Hour, some special report, something like that.

03:27:37.000 And it's about white supremacy. 1.00

03:27:40.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

03:27:41.000 But get this. 1.00

03:27:42.000 If you read on the TV guide, it says, oh, we follow two girls and how they leave a white supremacist movement.

03:27:48.000 And we're talking about one of these guys from Christian Piccellini's organization.

03:27:55.000 So on the TV guide, it's not even about me.

03:27:57.000 I guess I'm only going to be in there for like a few minutes.

03:28:00.000 But what's funny is when they filmed me, they filmed me in 2018 talking to this guy from Christian Piccolini's group.

03:28:08.000 And I guess judging by the TV guide, they then went and filmed a bunch of stuff for him.

03:28:13.000 And now the episode's going to be about him.

03:28:15.000 And I'm going to be like a very minor part of it.

03:28:19.000 But moral of the story is this is how these people work. 1.00

03:28:22.000 These fucking people, they come to my house. 1.00

03:28:25.000 They film for a week. 1.00

03:28:26.000 And the only reason I agreed to it, we got them to agree to a lot of handshake stuff, which I guess was retarded, but I was really young at the time. 0.99

03:28:33.000 Right. 1.00

03:28:33.000 Where they were like. 1.00

03:28:34.000 So it shows you associated with people.

03:28:36.000 Yeah.

03:28:37.000 I mean, they said, like, oh, like, we're going to show you in a good light, and, you know, we're going to let you see it before it airs, and blah, blah, blah.

03:28:47.000 And, like, they honored some of that stuff halfway.

03:28:50.000 But basically, like, there was so much hospitality for them when they were here. 0.97

03:28:54.000 They filmed it for a week, then they fucking sat on it for two years.

03:28:57.000 And now that I'm hot again, now that I'm like back in the news, they're going to drop this thing that they've had for two years to try to like make me look bad. 0.98

03:29:04.000 And this is who we're fucking dealing with. 0.98

03:29:05.000 These people are like straight up unscrupulous, no morals, ruthless media, you know fucking who's. 0.99

03:29:13.000 And that's it's December 10th. 0.99

03:29:14.000 But sort of I'm going to say, and that's like the third fucking time this happened to me.

03:29:19.000 The Vox documentary filmed it never released. 0.94

03:29:22.000 The MTV filmed it never released.

03:29:23.000 And I had a New York Times journalist come to my house for 24 hours.

03:29:28.000 And she, like, sat through my show.

03:29:29.000 She took me out to eat, blah, blah, blah.

03:29:31.000 She was there for, like, the whole day. 0.99

03:29:33.000 Never fucking wrote an article in the New York Times. 0.99

03:29:35.000 So these media people jerk me off all the time. 0.99

03:29:38.000 And it's like, they come to my house, they film me, they find out, oh, he's actually a normal guy.

03:29:43.000 And then they say, we can't print this.

03:29:45.000 We can't run this.

03:29:46.000 There's no way we can spin this.

03:29:46.000 Exactly.

03:29:49.000 You're dealing with people with absolutely no principles. 0.63

03:29:52.000 That's why it's fucking cringe when people are like, oh, well, you know, free speech, we've got to honor it universally. 1.00

03:29:59.000 It's like, no, fuck that. 1.00

03:30:00.000 If I have an opportunity to make sure these motherfuckers are never able to share their ideas again, I'd push that button in a heartbeat. 1.00

03:30:00.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:30:08.000 If I just had to push a button. 1.00

03:30:10.000 If I could book burn half the fucking shit going on in universities these days, you guarantee. 1.00

03:30:16.000 Got a family over there. 1.00

03:30:18.000 But yeah, I know.

03:30:19.000 I'm with you.

03:30:21.000 Swearing's a lot more in Australia.

03:30:23.000 Yeah, and in Australia.

03:30:25.000 Yeah, nah, people don't care about swearing in Australia.

03:30:27.000 My bad, dude.

03:30:28.000 Nah, you're good.

03:30:29.000 Everyone should be mindful.

03:30:29.000 You're good.

03:30:34.000 I'm a trad guy.

03:30:36.000 Trad, considerate guy.

03:30:39.000 Yeah, I mean, you're right.

03:30:40.000 People are.

03:30:41.000 And that's exactly right.

03:30:43.000 That's what these cuts don't understand, is like, we're not dealing with the other side in good faith.

03:30:49.000 Exactly.

03:30:50.000 We're not people that, like, see us as, you know, fellow citizens, fellow.

03:30:55.000 I mean, these people want us dead. 0.96

03:30:57.000 They would slit our throats if they had the chance. 0.99

03:30:59.000 Well, they're actively working towards it. 0.96

03:31:03.000 They just.

03:31:07.000 They're actively working towards it.

03:31:09.000 The only reason they don't do it right now is because they can't.

03:31:12.000 They would.

03:31:12.000 Yeah, exactly.

03:31:16.000 I'll check the live chat.

03:31:19.000 I'll see what the unwashed mass is saying.

03:31:24.000 They be marching in sync.

03:31:28.000 Nick, run.

03:31:29.000 Nick is a car, beeps.

03:31:30.000 It was unrelated, yeah.

03:31:33.000 Nick is a swell guy.

03:31:34.000 So true.

03:31:39.000 Sam Hyde's tweet is eternally true.

03:31:41.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:31:43.000 This one's about. 1.00

03:31:44.000 When we win, never forget that they want you jobless, homeless, dead, and your children raped and killed. 1.00

03:31:52.000 Yeah, something like that. 1.00

03:31:54.000 woods to that effect.

03:31:57.000 Chat check?

03:31:59.000 What's the milk thing?

03:31:59.000 Nick do the milk.

03:32:01.000 Nick is so observant.

03:32:03.000 I'm a genius.

03:32:03.000 Yeah.

03:32:09.000 Yeah.

03:32:10.000 So that's my tale.

03:32:11.000 But yeah, I mean, that's what we're dealing with.

03:32:13.000 It's very instantly media.

03:32:16.000 I told my mom because she was pissed about this. 0.99

03:32:20.000 Having them around the house and shit. 0.99

03:32:22.000 Yeah, she sent an email to this Jewish producer. 0.99

03:32:25.000 And she's like, she's like, she basically read them the riot act.

03:32:29.000 She's like, you know, you told me that it was going to be this way, and the only reason we agreed to it is because blah, blah, blah.

03:32:36.000 She said, I had you in my home.

03:32:38.000 I baked you cookies for Christ's sake, blah, blah.

03:32:40.000 We were so considerate.

03:32:42.000 And, you know, I know you have kids, and I hope.

03:32:46.000 Yeah, he has kids, but he doesn't see his kids as cattle. 1.00

03:32:49.000 Yeah, yeah, as a goy, right. 1.00

03:32:53.000 And I'm like, man, like, give it a rest.

03:32:54.000 These people don't believe in God.

03:32:57.000 These people.

03:33:00.000 Well, it's not just that they don't believe in God, they actively hate Jesus.

03:33:04.000 Oh, yeah, they do. 0.99

03:33:05.000 So, a Moloch worship person drinking adrenochrome. 0.96

03:33:11.000 This guy recognizes, maybe? 0.96

03:33:15.000 Or is he just pulling the mailbox?

03:33:17.000 I guess I'll have to wait and see.

03:33:19.000 Dropped at someone out of the train station, maybe.

03:33:23.000 Yeah, it looks like it.

03:33:26.000 Yeah.

03:33:28.000 It's funny whenever somebody pulls.

03:33:30.000 We're all like, alright, what's going on?

03:33:35.000 Yeah, this is where it ends do or die. 0.99

03:33:43.000 And hell, even if we win, then we got fucking Interpol after us. 0.99

03:33:46.000 Yeah, yeah, right. 0.98

03:34:03.000 It's actually not that cold, right?

03:34:04.000 Nah, it's not.

03:34:05.000 That's a cool tree.

03:34:06.000 I like that.

03:34:07.000 NAR!

03:34:08.000 That's a cool tree.

03:34:11.000 NAR, it's not that cold.

03:34:15.000 NAR?

03:34:16.000 NAR, check?

03:34:18.000 Yo, is it, uh, I wonder what the temperature is.

03:34:20.000 Oh, it's 47?

03:34:22.000 We could honestly ride around the top off if we want.

03:34:27.000 Chad's gonna hate it because of the noise.

03:34:30.000 Oh, yeah, the wind will be crazy.

03:34:34.000 Check.

03:34:35.000 You guys in America?

03:34:38.000 Nah, Elon Musk.

03:34:41.000 Elon Musk, call it a.

03:34:42.000 Hey, friends.

03:34:44.000 I wonder why there isn't really any hidden camp stuff from shady producers in the business in general.

03:34:50.000 What does it say?

03:34:50.000 Yeah, true.

03:34:51.000 It said, no wonder there's no hidden camp stuff from the shady producers.

03:34:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:34:57.000 That one documentary that was good 0.99

03:35:27.000 though, where that Jewish or Half-Jewish guy went into the ADL. 1.00

03:35:32.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

03:35:33.000 That's a good one.

03:35:34.000 I watched that on D-Live.

03:35:36.000 There's a good documentary that I watched recently called The New Pearl Harbor about 9-11.

03:35:42.000 Oh, yeah.

03:35:44.000 Yeah, so I've got to watch that one.

03:35:48.000 I've got to finish it.

03:35:48.000 And I've got to watch, I think it's called Audio Africa.

03:35:53.000 It's about colonialists leaving Africa or colonists.

03:35:59.000 What were you gonna say?

03:36:01.000 I was just gonna say, as soon as you know that on 9-11 there was also a plane that crashed into the Pentagon, right into their accounting section, when they have over $2 trillion unaccounted for.

03:36:14.000 I mean, a couple of billion dollars could change a name. 0.99

03:36:17.000 Is this guy a cat boy with that crap in his hair? 0.99

03:36:20.000 Nick, you banned me, but as if I still watch America First. 1.00

03:36:24.000 What did they say?

03:36:27.000 Someone said you banned them but they still watch.

03:36:30.000 Yeah, exactly.

03:36:31.000 Yeah, and you will still watch.

03:36:34.000 That's right. 1.00

03:36:35.000 Watch the fucking show. 1.00

03:36:37.000 Let's sit down tomorrow. 1.00

03:36:38.000 I need a breather.

03:36:39.000 Yeah, alright.

03:36:40.000 Well, we got this thing up here.

03:36:42.000 Alright.

03:36:43.000 Alright.

03:36:45.000 Right, Oak Hunt.

03:36:46.000 Right.

03:36:48.000 Alright.

03:36:54.000 You hear the acoustics?

03:36:59.000 It's not very comfortable.

03:37:01.000 It's about the same as.

03:37:02.000 Oh, it's kind of cold, I guess.

03:37:06.000 My hand's kind of seizing up from the metal battery.

03:37:09.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

03:37:12.000 Fuck it. 1.00

03:37:15.000 I'm gonna keep running away. 1.00

03:37:15.000 Shit. 1.00

03:37:31.000 Nick, does your mom believe your ideas? 1.00

03:37:34.000 I always wondered if she was one of us.

03:37:37.000 Um, no, not really.

03:37:40.000 I'm imagining it's kind of like my mom, like, after a while, just being autistic about politics and stuff, she picks up on a few things, but she's still kind of a boomer in general. 0.78

03:37:48.000 Yeah, that's accurate. 0.55

03:37:50.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:37:57.000 Man's actually out of breath again.

03:37:59.000 Yeah, I'm tired.

03:38:02.000 Okay, that hand's kind of heating up a bit.

03:38:09.000 This battery's so good, it lets me stream for ages.

03:38:17.000 Who do you vote for in Australia?

03:38:19.000 I've only been able to vote like a couple times because I'm only 21.

03:38:26.000 But, uh, I'd say with voting in general, Usually, the best idea is to just pick the most conservative candidate that's actually likely to win.

03:38:34.000 You know, like there's people a lot more conservative than Trump that are going to run in 2020, but unless they have a legitimate chance of winning, your vote's kind of useless, right?

03:38:47.000 Yeah, I agree.

03:38:51.000 But that makes it kind of tough as well, because then how does someone gain critical mass?

03:38:57.000 It's pretty hard.

03:38:58.000 Yeah, true.

03:39:02.000 Whoops.

03:39:05.000 The downtown trip.

03:39:13.000 Isn't it getting an anime costume?

03:39:14.000 Yeah.

03:39:18.000 And they're going baby.

03:39:20.000 I'm tired of this.

03:39:30.000 Lolly you have bad postures while you walk on your toes.

03:39:33.000 I don't I'm not saying I'm reading that from chat My posture is actually quite good. 0.99

03:39:39.000 Yeah, yeah I mean it's not good now cuz I'm like hunched over in the cold and stuff Typically I'm like sitting back like this but I'm like running a text right now But my thumbs like half frozen Fuck. 0.94

03:40:03.000 Alright. 0.95

03:40:05.000 That's his one.

03:40:07.000 It feels like my thumb is like half asleep.

03:40:07.000 It's actually hard.

03:40:11.000 Fuck. 1.00

03:40:15.000 Sleepy check. 1.00

03:40:16.000 Sleepy mode.

03:40:16.000 Yeah.

03:40:17.000 I don't know why I'm so tired because I slept last night.

03:40:20.000 I slept like eight hours.

03:40:22.000 No, I slept like ten hours last night.

03:40:30.000 I don't even know how much I've been sleeping.

03:40:33.000 It's been like on and off.

03:40:43.000 Yeah.

03:40:43.000 It's only 7 o'clock, but I feel like I'm so tired.

03:40:47.000 When you get up early, the days are so long, man.

03:40:51.000 I'm used to waking up at 4 o'clock in the afternoon.

03:40:55.000 And then I'm up until the next day.

03:40:57.000 But when you wake up early, it's like the day just drags on and on.

03:41:05.000 It's like, oh my god, it's already.

03:41:07.000 It's only noon, or it's only five o'clock.

03:41:10.000 You're trying to say you're tired and you want to get home?

03:41:10.000 That's how I feel.

03:41:12.000 No, no, I'm just saying I'm tired.

03:41:13.000 No, I want to be here.

03:41:14.000 I'm just saying I'm sleepy.

03:41:15.000 That's why I'm explaining why I'm tired.

03:41:17.000 Okay.

03:41:20.000 I don't know how you're wearing shorts.

03:41:21.000 That is.

03:41:22.000 I mean, it's only like 50, I guess, but.

03:41:25.000 I'm really not good.

03:41:26.000 It's only my hands that are cold right now, but that's more because of holding the metal battery.

03:41:29.000 You're like, you're that guy that's wearing shorts and things like that.

03:41:32.000 I wouldn't.

03:41:33.000 Look, I'm wearing a coat.

03:41:35.000 I'm not cold.

03:41:36.000 No, if I was that guy.

03:41:37.000 You guys should go to a bar or go to a club.

03:41:39.000 We need content.

03:41:41.000 Or interact with people on the street. 0.98

03:41:42.000 Shut up, we're smoothing. 1.00

03:41:44.000 Go to a club. 1.00

03:41:45.000 Have you ever watched a fucking stream in a club, dude? 1.00

03:41:48.000 You can't hear shit. 1.00

03:41:49.000 It's the worst content ever. 1.00

03:41:51.000 It's fucking terrible. 1.00

03:41:57.000 And talk to random people on the street. 1.00

03:41:59.000 The vast majority of people are NPCs.

03:42:03.000 So you are not having an interesting conversation with them no matter how hard you try. 0.99

03:42:07.000 No matter how hard you carry that shit, you are getting fucking nothing out of most people. 1.00

03:42:13.000 I know this shit better than most. 1.00

03:42:14.000 Because I have IRL streams for a while. 1.00

03:42:17.000 I know exactly what it's like.

03:42:19.000 I wouldn't know.

03:42:20.000 I don't talk to people.

03:42:21.000 Yeah, nah, 4chan's right about everything.

03:42:24.000 The more I go through life, the more I realize.

03:42:26.000 It's true.

03:42:27.000 Facts?

03:42:28.000 Factual?

03:42:34.000 Ask NPCs to rumors to get a side quest.

03:42:38.000 I actually do that.

03:42:40.000 So, whenever I'm just out of my own. 1.00

03:42:44.000 Trying to do shit. 1.00

03:42:48.000 Fucking train. 1.00

03:42:52.000 Long fucking train shit? 1.00

03:42:55.000 Yes, whenever I'm out on my own trying to do stuff, I like pretend I'm in an RPG. 1.00

03:43:00.000 To talk about the hashtag, hashtag band porn and Godot Dickie Spencer's cheek.

03:43:04.000 Yeah, and I don't pick up on it.

03:43:09.000 So I'll be like, I'll say any rumors around you and stuff like that.

03:43:15.000 And sometimes they'll mention stuff and I'll be like, ah, it's a side.

03:43:19.000 Quest, let's talk about something else.

03:43:21.000 Yeah, exactly.

03:43:26.000 As for banned porn, like I say, I think free speech works well if you're in a non hostile environment, I guess you could call it.

03:43:43.000 But that's not what we're in right now.

03:43:48.000 I mean, porn in general is bad, don't get me wrong.

03:43:52.000 That must be the cookie train reported to have 6 million cookies aboard.

03:43:57.000 But one of the biggest issues with it is then, you know, the people that own it and the agendas they push within it.

03:44:04.000 So it's even worse than the problems inherent in porn.

03:44:07.000 Yeah.

03:44:08.000 Right? 0.98

03:44:09.000 So when you're banning porn, you're not just calling for a ban on the sort of shit that would be around, say, even maybe 60 years ago. 0.96

03:44:23.000 You're banning the people behind it, basically. 0.99

03:44:27.000 But again, I ban the people behind it.

03:44:29.000 I agree.

03:44:31.000 Get them out. 0.73

03:44:33.000 Keep them out of the country.

03:44:34.000 That's what I say.

03:44:35.000 But yeah, I'd strongly advise against consuming porn in general, even like, despite all of that, even if that's not a factor.

03:44:48.000 Ugh.

03:44:49.000 Ugh.

03:44:55.000 Yeah, I'm in favor of banning the plant.

03:44:56.000 I think it's gotta go.

03:45:04.000 Unless it's hentai?

03:45:05.000 Nah, again, so.

03:45:07.000 I know we all got skeletons in our closet, some more than most. 1.00

03:45:11.000 But, yeah, no, even hentai, it's not a good thing. 0.99

03:45:14.000 I do like the fucking anime aesthetic still for memes and shit. 0.99

03:45:18.000 Uh huh, yeah, for memes. 1.00

03:45:20.000 Yeah, okay, fuck off. 1.00

03:45:21.000 Sure, totally. 1.00

03:45:22.000 I believe you.

03:45:23.000 But, uh, yeah.

03:45:27.000 I don't think.

03:45:28.000 I don't think it's a good idea to consume that stuff.

03:45:31.000 Mm-mm-mm.

03:45:32.000 Big agree. 1.00

03:45:34.000 We agree.

03:45:35.000 The only thing you should consume is Kanye West and the Joker movie.

03:45:39.000 That's all I've consumed for the last, like, three months.

03:45:41.000 Do you want to go somewhere else?

03:45:47.000 We keep schmooting.

03:45:48.000 We keep schmooving along now that I've caught my breath.

03:45:52.000 Your stamina bar's recharged.

03:45:54.000 You've drunk some vitamin water.

03:45:54.000 Yeah.

03:45:56.000 Yeah.

03:45:56.000 Recharged.

03:45:57.000 You're in the green again.

03:45:58.000 Jacked up and good to go.

03:46:00.000 I'm going to go on this side so I can hold the camera.

03:46:03.000 Yeah, there we go.

03:46:13.000 Almost done with my vitamin water, so I've got my electrolytes pumping through.

03:46:17.000 I'm electrified.

03:46:18.000 I'm like a static shock.

03:46:21.000 Remember that show, Static Shock?

03:46:22.000 No.

03:46:23.000 Superhero?

03:46:25.000 Got an epic go.

03:46:28.000 Good vibes, boys.

03:46:29.000 Been putting off going to the gym to watch this.

03:46:32.000 What'd they say?

03:46:33.000 He says he's been putting off the gym to watch this.

03:46:36.000 Good.

03:46:37.000 Kidding. 0.99

03:46:38.000 Do some push ups or some shit whilst you watch it. 0.98

03:46:40.000 Yeah, Well, I mean, it's mostly a podcast anyway. 0.92

03:46:45.000 Like, we're just walking around, so.

03:46:48.000 We're vibe.

03:46:49.000 You could put some earbuds in and listen to it at the gym.

03:46:52.000 We're vibe.

03:46:53.000 It's a vibe stream.

03:46:58.000 You catch my vibe.

03:47:00.000 Yeah.

03:47:10.000 What kind of the problem is it's Sunday so it's not like for Saturday there'd probably be more hygiene so you didn't know what's Sunday and stuff closed as early.

03:47:20.000 Yeah Sauce on your shirt and I bought it online somewhere dude.

03:47:27.000 I should really only wear anime shirts that I sell as merch because people ask for them sometimes Gotta make that money so I can start breeding have a big family.

03:47:40.000 Yeah Is that made out of ice?

03:47:48.000 Oh, this dude looks cool.

03:47:51.000 Looks like his face mopping off.

03:47:53.000 No, I guess that's his house.

03:47:56.000 How long do you think it lasts for?

03:47:57.000 I don't know.

03:47:59.000 Because if it's only like a day, I wouldn't feel like a dick about pushing it over or watching it smash.

03:48:04.000 Oh, Joe, there's literally like right by a police station.

03:48:08.000 Oh, that's the best thing. 0.99

03:48:09.000 Yeah, I'm kind of dumb. 0.97

03:48:17.000 Is there ice down under? 0.96

03:48:18.000 No, it melts immediately.

03:48:20.000 As soon as you take it out of your inventory, it just melts.

03:48:25.000 Down under.

03:48:26.000 Down under.

03:48:27.000 Do you listen to the band Men at Work?

03:48:31.000 Uh yeah, I know the song you're referring to.

03:48:34.000 Down the Land Down Under.

03:48:36.000 I think the song's called Down Under.

03:48:36.000 What is it?

03:48:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:48:39.000 They have one other good song that I listen to. 1.00

03:48:42.000 YouTube fucks me real quick if that shit plays, though. 1.00

03:48:44.000 Yeah? 1.00

03:48:45.000 Yeah.

03:48:46.000 Down under.

03:48:47.000 We better run.

03:48:52.000 My super chat never went through.

03:48:56.000 I'm sorry, dude.

03:48:57.000 I tried to switch to Stream Elements, but Google's not letting me sign into it. 1.00

03:48:57.000 Streamlabs is gay. 1.00

03:49:04.000 Isn't ACDC Australian also? 0.99

03:49:07.000 I don't know, maybe.

03:49:09.000 Light mode starts in England.

03:49:10.000 Why is this light mode? 0.77

03:49:11.000 I loved it when UBTFODMilo announced her racial marriage at part where he asked if it was bad for him to do it, and you said no, it's worse because erg. 0.71

03:49:20.000 It was ever phenomenal, Nick. 0.88

03:49:22.000 Keep it up.

03:49:22.000 Big globe and big water is loving you, fam.

03:49:26.000 Yeah, thanks.

03:49:26.000 Oh, thanks.

03:49:28.000 Well, yeah, everybody was giving me such shit about that. 0.99

03:49:31.000 What do they expect to happen? 0.99

03:49:32.000 They're like, oh, he's associating with Milo. 1.00

03:49:35.000 It's like, if you don't trust the plan, you just look like a fucking clown. 1.00

03:49:40.000 You're gonna look like an idiot if you don't trust the plan. 1.00

03:49:42.000 It's like I said to you if you could collaborate with Obama, you would. 1.00

03:49:46.000 Yeah, well, I don't know.

03:49:51.000 At this point, everybody's just trying to.

03:49:53.000 Undermine me for reasons that aren't even legitimate.

03:49:57.000 If people had legitimate criticism, that would be one thing.

03:50:00.000 But the reason why people are coming up with all these theories and whatever is just because I'm successful at this point.

03:50:09.000 And I know that sounds a certain way, but it's true. 1.00

03:50:11.000 You know, like when people are saying I work for China and they're like giving up dirt on my father, like obviously you don't have a legitimate grievance, you have a problem with me. 0.97

03:50:22.000 And, you know, somebody, because me and Milo had pizza, In New York City, people are saying, there are no coincidences.

03:50:29.000 Look, they're eating cheese pizza.

03:50:31.000 Yeah, it's so weird that you would be eating pizza in New York City.

03:50:34.000 I guess the only explanation is some kind of Pizzagate symbolism, right? 1.00

03:50:39.000 And that kind of shit just pisses me off so much. 1.00

03:50:42.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:50:44.000 Because there's people from my own side trying to undermine me simply because I'm bawling. 1.00

03:50:52.000 So just join an Amish community and breed? 1.00

03:50:55.000 I suggested that. 1.00

03:50:57.000 That's it. 0.98

03:50:58.000 It's like, you know, worst comes to worst, we could just become Amish. 1.00

03:51:02.000 Well, they don't need money and shit. 1.00

03:51:02.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:51:04.000 They just, like, help each other build houses.

03:51:06.000 That's kind of, I would never.

03:51:08.000 I like the internet a lot.

03:51:10.000 Yeah, I couldn't do it.

03:51:11.000 I couldn't leave behind technology.

03:51:14.000 That was the conclusion me and my girlfriend came to, yeah.

03:51:19.000 Also, Amish aren't Catholic. 1.00

03:51:21.000 Ah, shit. 1.00

03:51:21.000 Well, there you go. 1.00

03:51:25.000 Nick can't come.

03:51:27.000 Nick's not allowed in the Amish state.

03:51:30.000 They make good stuff though.

03:51:31.000 Like I went to uh santa Cruz?

03:51:36.000 Oh, there you go.

03:51:45.000 Oh, now I'm I don't know. 1.00

03:51:46.000 Fuck it. 1.00

03:51:46.000 I went to uh, Indiana and they had like Amish soft pretzels. 1.00

03:51:52.000 And we had one other, we had uh, something else Amish.

03:51:55.000 They're very good artisans.

03:51:57.000 Hey, we could cut across this way through the alley.

03:52:00.000 Let's do it.

03:52:01.000 Okay. 1.00

03:52:22.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

03:52:24.000 Santa had his arm up. 1.00

03:52:26.000 Oh.

03:52:26.000 It's what?

03:52:27.000 Roman Santa. 0.88

03:52:29.000 Throwing up a Roman? 0.68

03:52:30.000 Roman Santa. 0.72

03:52:34.000 When I was in New York City. 1.00

03:52:35.000 And dumb race was invented by dumb Jews in Spain. 1.00

03:52:38.000 Brew. 1.00

03:52:40.000 I don't know something about race being invented in.

03:52:40.000 What?

03:52:43.000 Oh, yeah, Miles says that.

03:52:45.000 When I was in New York City, it was very keen, though, because there was like trash everywhere.

03:52:49.000 It's just like in Joker.

03:52:50.000 Literally walking down the street, there's like bags of trash everywhere.

03:52:54.000 And I felt like, I was like, wow.

03:52:56.000 I feel like Arthur.

03:53:00.000 Nick does literally anything.

03:53:02.000 This is just like that one time in the Joker movie.

03:53:07.000 You good, bro?

03:53:13.000 I'm just.

03:53:13.000 Yeah, I'm good.

03:53:17.000 Opening the door nice and wide because I'm a big guy.

03:53:17.000 Wow.

03:53:20.000 Yeah, true.

03:53:22.000 Big guy.

03:53:28.000 It's probably one of my favorite Christmas songs.

03:53:38.000 Yes, a man and his catboy.

03:53:40.000 What's not to love?

03:53:42.000 Romantic night walk.

03:53:43.000 Full moon.

03:53:44.000 Streelades.

03:53:45.000 The catboy leans in for a kiss.

03:53:48.000 What does it say?

03:53:50.000 Something about catboys leaning in for a kiss.

03:53:53.000 Ah.

03:53:55.000 Catboy kiss moment?

03:53:57.000 Platonic catboy kiss moment?

03:54:00.000 Look, if it's platonic, what's even the big deal? 0.93

03:54:04.000 You were complaining about gay rumors the other day. 1.00

03:54:08.000 It's your own fault, man. 0.90

03:54:10.000 But honestly, it's like political correctness is just so out of control these days.

03:54:16.000 You can't joke about anything.

03:54:18.000 Yeah, that's true.

03:54:19.000 It is true, though.

03:54:20.000 It is a shame that, like, when you get to a certain level, you literally can't make, like, ironic jokes. 0.96

03:54:26.000 Like, any, and I'm not even just saying about that, but, like, in any direction, because once you get to a certain level, there's so many bad faith actors.

03:54:34.000 They're like, you know, even the cookie thing.

03:54:37.000 It's like, that was, like, I mean, look.

03:54:40.000 Obviously a joke.

03:54:42.000 Yeah, I mean look I have my views about historical things, but in that context it was obviously like tongue-in-cheek was obviously meant to be silly and people will just literally pretend oh You're not joking you're not joking and And yeah with the cowboy thing too.

03:54:58.000 It's like that was like a funny ongoing joke on the show and now people are like oh First the cowboy thing now he's on Milo's show.

03:55:07.000 Well What is that?

03:55:09.000 I don't know.

03:55:10.000 It really makes me think it's like you just can't Can't be just a funny.

03:55:15.000 Funny animated. 1.00

03:55:16.000 But the other side of it is, if you give in to the chilling effect and just police yourself, then no one's gonna wanna watch you because you're just this boring motherfucker that's walking on eggshells. 1.00

03:55:27.000 So the Catboys. 1.00

03:55:29.000 Catboys are here to stay, in other words. 0.90

03:55:32.000 In other words.

03:55:34.000 Catboys are here to stay.

03:55:37.000 Catboys aren't down anywhere.

03:55:39.000 Yep.

03:55:45.000 If I didn't drink all that liquid, I'd probably be hungry right now, but I just like.

03:55:50.000 I'm full of water weight right now.

03:55:52.000 Vitamin water weight.

03:55:54.000 Yeah.

03:55:57.000 That, like, meal that we had, though big beef, fries, chocolate cake shake I'm pretty sure it was like 1,500 calories all together.

03:56:05.000 Probably.

03:56:06.000 It's like a serious.

03:56:07.000 I did the math one.

03:56:08.000 What if you guys just started playing the word game as soon as you got out of the car?

03:56:13.000 Maybe Edward.

03:56:13.000 Based?

03:56:15.000 You know the N-word game? 0.99

03:56:17.000 Yeah, we got it in Australia, the penis game. 0.99

03:56:19.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.98

03:56:20.000 We played that too when I was born. 1.00

03:56:23.000 Penis. 0.99

03:56:25.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:56:26.000 It's the cost of being in the public eye.

03:56:29.000 Yeah.

03:56:30.000 I mean, like I say, I think the other part of it is making sure you do have legitimate personal relationships.

03:56:36.000 And, yeah, just having time off camera to relax.

03:56:36.000 Yeah.

03:56:41.000 Well, it's funny from you, because you literally acted for your months.

03:56:46.000 Yeah, I did.

03:56:47.000 Well, yeah, but I was living on my own.

03:56:49.000 Yeah, that's true.

03:56:53.000 I can't imagine not having any time off camera like you did for a while.

03:56:57.000 That would drive me insane.

03:57:01.000 Like I say, if I've got people that I know I'm going to behave a little differently with on camera and off camera, then when you die. 0.83

03:57:13.000 Yeah.

03:57:15.000 Let's go to Walmart.

03:57:21.000 This stream low-key reminds me of an old ice Poseidon stream.

03:57:25.000 That's kind of a compliment.

03:57:26.000 That's a good compliment.

03:57:27.000 People used to like that guy.

03:57:28.000 Yeah, he used to be huge.

03:57:31.000 I remember I went to Baked Alaska's house back when he was living in Studio City in LA.

03:57:38.000 And this was like November.

03:57:40.000 It was November after Charlottesville.

03:57:42.000 So it was three months after Charlottesville.

03:57:43.000 And he was like doing a little blood sports here and there, kind of picking up the pieces.

03:57:48.000 And he was like, I got to his house and he's like, dude, I'm like, what are you going to do?

03:57:53.000 He's like, dude, I'm going to do Ice Poseidon streams, bro.

03:57:57.000 And it's going to be and he was showing me Ice Poseidon.

03:58:00.000 I never heard him before.

03:58:01.000 He's showing me these streams where he was getting like thousands and thousands of live viewers.

03:58:05.000 And I'm like, I don't think this is a good idea.

03:58:06.000 And he's like, no, bro.

03:58:08.000 Bro, this is going to be crazy, bro.

03:58:10.000 But yeah, then I guess he totally like whatever happened to him?

03:58:15.000 Did he like have a big ice Poseidon.

03:58:16.000 Yeah.

03:58:18.000 The problem with a lot of IRL streamers is they're basically homeless people with an income.

03:58:26.000 A lot of them are also these young guys that end up stumbling on a lot of money really quickly.

03:58:32.000 Oh, yeah.

03:58:33.000 So they sort of get into drugs and stuff.

03:58:34.000 Ah.

03:58:35.000 And drinking and that.

03:58:36.000 And that's another thing.

03:58:37.000 A lot of them, at least they believe that they produce better content when they're under the influence.

03:58:45.000 Doesn't it seem a little ironic of the Christmas tradition to put cookies out for Santa to eat?

03:58:50.000 Santa is going to eat all the cookies.

03:58:52.000 Yeah.

03:58:52.000 So.

03:58:52.000 I don't know.

03:58:59.000 I'm not accusing any IRL.

03:59:00.000 Streamer in particular, if anything, I'm just saying that's that tends to be the story with a lot of them.

03:59:08.000 Yeah, some of them are pretty explicit about it.

03:59:15.000 Yeah, that seems to be the amount of confidence to do IRL streams.

03:59:21.000 That happens to a lot of people, though, with the drugs.

03:59:23.000 Go to Portillo's, also follow ZoomerClips on Twitter.com.

03:59:28.000 Yeah, um, what Mitch was saying was right about the confidence.

03:59:34.000 I'd say it definitely takes a lot of guts to, unless you're super autistic and you just don't notice like me, a lot of people say when they're with me, I don't like that everyone's looking at me because we've got a camera out and stuff. 0.96

03:59:49.000 So I think a lot of people deal with that by getting drunk and shit. 0.94

03:59:54.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:59:54.000 And it's just not sustainable to do that. 0.99

03:59:56.000 You know, yeah, yeah, if you have to get wasted to do your fucking job I agree What it's the Charlie Brown Christmas not the not like the theme. 0.96

04:00:12.000 It's like Christmas time is here. 0.98

04:00:14.000 That's the song title What's your favorite Christmas?

04:00:17.000 Yeah, this one do you know high five?

04:00:20.000 It's this it's this children's band kind of like the wiggles.

04:00:24.000 Okay, but I think they're exclusively Australian. 0.96

04:00:27.000 Anyways, they had a Christmas album and my dad just happened to really like the songs because we had the album from when we were kids and yeah, my dad would play that shit every single year. 0.95

04:00:38.000 So you like that, that's your favorite. 0.65

04:00:40.000 Yeah, I want to, kind of, I actually want to find the songs and play them.

04:00:44.000 Hello, hello soups, oop.

04:00:46.000 Merry Christmas, brother.

04:00:48.000 Salt's an OG fan.

04:00:50.000 Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, bro.

04:00:56.000 You know, what I really hate is when people say Xmas no Kazar milkers for you.

04:01:01.000 Nick Abby Shapiro was complaining about the cookies.

04:01:04.000 Copy pastel on Twitter today.

04:01:05.000 I saw that, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

04:01:08.000 I wouldn't want Kazan milkers ever. 1.00

04:01:11.000 Could you imagine having like a half Jewish kid? 1.00

04:01:15.000 It's not even half Jewish.

04:01:16.000 Technically half, but like, okay, really? 1.00

04:01:18.000 Dumb piece of shit. 1.00

04:01:19.000 Watch where you're going. 1.00

04:01:20.000 Man, these fucking people over Walmart. 0.99

04:01:24.000 IRL streams are the best way to bridge the gap between mainstream and YouTube. 0.99

04:01:28.000 Would you agree with that statement, Nick?

04:01:29.000 What was the statement?

04:01:30.000 IRL streams are the best way to bridge the gap between mainstream and YouTube. 1.00

04:01:36.000 I don't know if it is because most of the time they're degenerate as fuck. 1.00

04:01:39.000 Yeah. 0.99

04:01:40.000 But what, maybe the platform in general?

04:01:53.000 Fog check good thing we yeah, it's funny you're at the top of live stream fellows.

04:02:00.000 I am that's pretty cool Yeah, that furry convention yesterday.

04:02:08.000 I didn't know if I was even gonna get into it. 0.98

04:02:12.000 I was like fuck this is potentially gonna be a big waste of time and money, but it worked out. 0.95

04:02:17.000 So please gonna be crowded. 0.99

04:02:19.000 I don't even know if I want to go in Crowded Walmart.

04:02:26.000 Yeah, well it's Sunday night.

04:02:39.000 Lolly socks calling other people degenerate.

04:02:42.000 He collects anime pillows and dresses like a Japanese schoolgirl for fun. 0.95

04:02:47.000 Trust the plan, bro.

04:02:54.000 But you're doing it ironically anxious.

04:02:58.000 Consider it like Alcoholics Anonymous.

04:03:01.000 Yeah.

04:03:02.000 Like someone that's been sober for a while, but he still keeps going.

04:03:05.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

04:03:06.000 And he like convinces the other Kumas to cut it out. 1.00

04:03:09.000 There you go. 0.99

04:03:10.000 Yeah, they think they're in a safe place.

04:03:14.000 And then they start getting red pilled on the PQ or the HQ for Enzo I guess.

04:03:27.000 I love Christmas music.

04:03:29.000 I can't tell you what a cozy schmoot it is to turn on a radio and hear Christmas music to me.

04:03:36.000 This year's oh, I know.

04:03:40.000 Me too, bro.

04:03:42.000 This year went by so fast.

04:03:43.000 I can't believe it's like Christmas in like two weeks, right?

04:03:47.000 Is it the 8th?

04:03:47.000 What's the date?

04:03:49.000 Yeah, I haven't even done anything since last year.

04:03:50.000 It's a little bit over.

04:03:52.000 Two weeks.

04:03:52.000 That's insane.

04:03:57.000 Everything's just yeah, it went by so fast.

04:04:00.000 The whole year.

04:04:11.000 Are you getting hungry again?

04:04:15.000 I probably couldn't eat a big meal, but.

04:04:17.000 Yeah, we'll wait then.

04:04:18.000 I guess I'm not starving either.

04:04:21.000 You want to eat a big meal?

04:04:22.000 Well, I'm just asking.

04:04:23.000 Okay.

04:04:24.000 Put omens in the chat.

04:04:26.000 Now.

04:04:27.000 I'm like.

04:04:27.000 I'm a nice guy.

04:04:28.000 You are nice.

04:04:29.000 I'm taking care of you.

04:04:30.000 I'm like, well, you know, you're a great host.

04:04:32.000 I'll give you that.

04:04:33.000 It's been a lot of fun.

04:04:34.000 I'm a good host.

04:04:41.000 Charlie Kirk in backseat.

04:04:45.000 I unironically do check the backseat.

04:04:47.000 Yeah.

04:04:47.000 I'm trying to get it.

04:04:49.000 It's not a bad idea.

04:04:50.000 I watch Goodfellas.

04:04:51.000 I watch the mob movies.

04:04:52.000 I know how it goes.

04:04:55.000 I check the toilet for red-backed spiders.

04:04:57.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

04:04:58.000 That shit will kill you. 1.00

04:05:00.000 Do you have a lot of, like, dangerous spiders? 1.00

04:05:03.000 There's dangerous everything.

04:05:03.000 Well, yeah, Australia is bad.

04:05:05.000 Yeah.

04:05:05.000 Well, I'm serious.

04:05:06.000 As a kid, you're aware that there's a lot of, we're just playing outside.

04:05:10.000 There's a lot of stuff that can kill you.

04:05:11.000 Like, what?

04:05:12.000 Spiders, snakes. 0.99

04:05:14.000 Fucking birds that can smell merry Christmas for big money wagey Yeah, I could never yeah, I've always knew that about Australia got a lot of you like jellyfish stuff like that on the beach Merry Christmas make big money wagey. 0.99

04:05:32.000 Oh, is that big money wagey? 0.99

04:05:34.000 Oh, yeah, Merry Christmas He's been with me since like D Love.

04:05:43.000 Oh, yeah, yeah Turn on media? 0.96

04:05:48.000 I can't turn on media sharing because it doesn't fucking work. 0.92

04:05:51.000 Streamlabs is broken. 0.97

04:06:09.000 I don't want to listen to commercials.

04:06:11.000 I want to hear Christmas music.

04:06:13.000 Yeah, these have been a lot of commercials too.

04:06:16.000 Blue Bottles of Bad News?

04:06:18.000 Yeah, you know, bro.

04:06:22.000 Do you have a Twitter account?

04:06:26.000 Yeah, all the socials are in the description of the stream, bro.

04:06:29.000 Me?

04:06:30.000 No, I asked for mine.

04:06:35.000 Yeah, it's just at Lolly Socks on everything, so.

04:06:39.000 Yeah, Lolly Socks on Twitter. 0.97

04:06:45.000 Nick always gives me shit for not updating my social medias enough. 0.99

04:06:49.000 Yeah, especially your Twitter. 0.99

04:06:50.000 What's this guy doing?

04:06:51.000 Why do you, what are you doing?

04:06:53.000 What are you doing?

04:06:56.000 His lolly socks political.

04:06:57.000 Merry Christmas for Manus 12, everyone.

04:07:00.000 Merry Christmas.

04:07:01.000 Merry Christmas, Anus.

04:07:02.000 Anus 12.

04:07:04.000 Nice.

04:07:07.000 Am I political?

04:07:08.000 I don't know, Nick.

04:07:09.000 Yeah, yeah.

04:07:10.000 I'm political.

04:07:13.000 Yeah, very.

04:07:14.000 Well, yeah, because that's one of the first times I talk to you like boy well well Nick, my go is.

04:07:21.000 You're like I want to be like a Normie streamer, but red pill people.

04:07:25.000 Then I tune into your stream.

04:07:26.000 You're like watching the greatest story never told.

04:07:29.000 Like, oh yeah, this Normie presenting yeah, normal lifestyle streamer just happens to be watching this.

04:07:37.000 Yes, a very subtle red pill, very subtle.

04:07:41.000 Yeah, way to sneak it in there, slip it in when people aren't paying attention.

04:07:47.000 Yeah, they thought you were just a normal streamer.

04:07:49.000 And then I've never seen it before on a 24, 7 stream.

04:07:56.000 Probably also didn't help that I cried during the documentary.

04:08:01.000 Did you really?

04:08:02.000 I was balling my eyes out.

04:08:04.000 It's very moving, yeah.

04:08:05.000 It's a very moving documentary.

04:08:07.000 On the plus side, we have the only two animals which lay eggs living in Australia.

04:08:18.000 Merry Christmas.

04:08:20.000 Need someone to dress him properly.

04:08:22.000 I got someone to dress me properly.

04:08:25.000 Merry Christmas, bro

04:09:59.000 a little bit before the Oh, but I only went on, like, Trump Web-IMS was my thing.

04:10:11.000 Like, a friend of mine turned me on.

04:10:12.000 Web-IMS is, like, a video format.

04:10:15.000 And, uh, they had a page for Trump-themed Web-IMS.

04:10:20.000 Just got my AF and JF shirt.

04:10:22.000 This merch is 10 out of 10.

04:10:23.000 What does it say?

04:10:25.000 You said he got his American first, yeah, NJF shirt.

04:10:33.000 Why does Nick have no friends? 1.00

04:10:34.000 Fuck off! 1.00

04:10:35.000 I'm his friend! 1.00

04:10:36.000 Yeah, yeah!

04:10:40.000 My friend Cammie.

04:10:43.000 How long are you in the US for?

04:10:45.000 As long as possible, Mitchell.

04:11:00.000 Do you still have the replay of watching greatest story?

04:11:03.000 Nah Nah, I was on D live and then it said replays Pretty sure it wasn't on this image What'd you say?

04:11:21.000 I was asking God green cardboard or anything, but I don't think they have that anymore Green card lottery.

04:11:36.000 It was?

04:11:37.000 Oh, it was.

04:11:38.000 You got one.

04:11:40.000 You should just simply win the green card lottery.

04:11:43.000 Just simply win the lottery.

04:11:45.000 And become a permanent resident.

04:12:08.000 I'm just driving around.

04:12:10.000 Is there anywhere you want to go in particular?

04:12:43.000 I don't think it's like a joke, it's not a joke.

04:13:18.000 Please graduate from college and get your Charlie Kirk certified visa.

04:13:22.000 From now.

04:13:23.000 Yeah, state will agree.

04:13:58.000 It's like you keep track.

04:14:01.000 You couldn't sneak up on me earlier because I heard the bell.

04:14:09.000 How did you two meet?

04:14:10.000 Nick loves D-Live.

04:14:12.000 And found my stream one day.

04:14:13.000 Yeah well yeah, I just popped in and you were like cooking something, and I I just finished a stream and I was just like hey, what you cooking?

04:14:21.000 You're like, is that the real Nick Fuentes?

04:14:24.000 And I'm like, oh boy, like how's this gonna go?

04:14:27.000 And you're like oh no, it is.

04:14:28.000 And I'm like oh, are you like, do you like me, do you not like me? 0.97

04:14:31.000 And you're like you thought I was a liberal because I was dressed in a fucking outfit or something like an anime school girl. 0.96

04:14:37.000 I think I remember you saying that before. 0.96

04:14:40.000 I mean no, you didn't say it in the thing, but I remember asking your about this at one point.

04:14:43.000 Ah. 0.97

04:14:43.000 And he said, it's like, yeah, you thought I might be a fucking liberal or something. 0.97

04:14:47.000 That's all I was like, is that Nick? 0.97

04:14:48.000 I don't think you were wearing a costume when I first saw you.

04:14:52.000 Any good arcades in Chicago?

04:14:54.000 Yeah, a few people want us to go to an arcade.

04:14:56.000 Yeah, I mean, I guess we could do that.

04:14:59.000 Nick really likes just driving around and walking around.

04:15:02.000 Just talking.

04:15:03.000 That's really hard.

04:15:05.000 Yeah, that's all I do.

04:15:06.000 I'm a night walker and a night driver.

04:15:08.000 That's what I do.

04:15:12.000 Other people want Walmart, so they're like the two things that the crowd's requesting.

04:15:17.000 Yeah, people want, like, they want to do something, do this, do whatever.

04:15:26.000 Well, you can ignore the crowd is a completely valid option as well.

04:15:33.000 I'm just letting you know if you want ideas or whatever.

04:15:38.000 Let's go to the arcade, let's do it.

04:15:40.000 All right.

04:15:41.000 I know how to get there.

04:15:45.000 I think it's like 20 bucks to get in and then you just play as many games as you want.

04:15:50.000 Night walks with Cammie and Nick.

04:15:52.000 That's basically what we've been doing all week.

04:15:54.000 I like it.

04:15:55.000 Yo, yeah, literally.

04:15:56.000 That's cool. 0.94

04:15:58.000 I fucking love night walk. 0.96

04:15:59.000 I love night drive. 0.99

04:16:01.000 That is literally what I do.

04:16:03.000 I just drive the car.

04:16:06.000 I drive. 1.00

04:16:07.000 Yeah, what is that little speed she does? 0.89

04:16:10.000 Five, what is it? 1.00

04:16:12.000 Five, 60 minutes.

04:16:13.000 Whatever, whatever the time.

04:16:15.000 Five minutes.

04:16:16.000 I'm yours.

04:16:18.000 I don't carry a gun.

04:16:21.000 I drive.

04:16:29.000 James also used to be like obsessed with that movie.

04:16:32.000 I remember we were in Business Partners.

04:16:34.000 Yeah.

04:16:35.000 He's always doing the drive.

04:16:37.000 He's just like me.

04:16:39.000 I like James.

04:16:41.000 There's something quirky about it.

04:16:43.000 It represents freedom.

04:17:09.000 It represents freedom to move in vast spaces, you know.

04:17:20.000 It'd be a waste of money both for the cost of the vehicle itself plus the gas But you're gonna call me a sub and I'll be like, oh, okay Wait, what? 0.98

04:17:31.000 But a big fuck-off truck Yeah, yeah I want like a big vehicle, but I will never get a pickup truck If I were to get a big vehicle a big fuck you vehicle would be like an SUV I just think it'd be cool to have a big fuck-off truck with guns and then you get like some of your friends and stuff To me, a pickup truck is just so bad. 0.95

04:17:56.000 I mean, when the chute goes down, what do you want? 0.98

04:17:58.000 A Ferrari or a truck?

04:17:59.000 I want a Hummer, an SUV.

04:18:01.000 Yeah, yeah, a big truck, right?

04:18:03.000 A suburban or an Escalade, but not a pickup truck.

04:18:07.000 You know the difference between a pickup truck and an SUV?

04:18:11.000 Oh.

04:18:11.000 Yeah, a pickup truck's got the thing on the back to carry stuff, but what if I'm gun running or something?

04:18:20.000 I don't know.

04:18:20.000 I'm giving you a night call to tell you how I feel I'm going to drive you through the night down the hills.

04:18:28.000 I just think in a shit hit the fan scenario or something I feel like it'd be useful. 0.99

04:18:32.000 I don't know what the fuck it said. 1.00

04:18:33.000 I'd want an armored vehicle if shit hit the fan. 1.00

04:18:36.000 Yeah, look at that. 1.00

04:18:40.000 Chevy Suburban.

04:18:41.000 I drive something like that.

04:18:52.000 But if we're talking practically, I'm probably going to end up just getting go to West Garfield Park.

04:18:58.000 I hear it's beautiful there during Christmas time.

04:19:02.000 Go to West Garfield Park.

04:19:05.000 I hear that's beautiful during Christmas time.

04:19:07.000 Yeah, that's a great idea.

04:19:08.000 West Garfield Park.

04:19:10.000 Is that like in it's like one of the worst names in the world.

04:19:13.000 Yeah.

04:19:14.000 Or Austin or Well, what was I saying?

04:19:26.000 Yeah, a minivan for my large family.

04:19:31.000 That's what we're both gonna have.

04:19:32.000 Both gonna be driving minivans.

04:19:34.000 I'm not gonna be driving a minivan.

04:19:36.000 Well, then how are you gonna carry all your kids around, dude?

04:19:39.000 I'll get an SUV.

04:19:39.000 I don't know.

04:19:40.000 Like I said, I'll get a big.

04:19:42.000 You know what, having like at least 10?

04:19:46.000 You can drive 10.

04:19:47.000 You can fit the same amount of people in a minivan that you can in like a SUV.

04:19:51.000 Oh, okay.

04:19:52.000 You fit probably depending on the, I imagine the options would be the same.

04:20:00.000 I had a minivan growing up and you could fit six people, not including the driver.

04:20:05.000 I think it's about the same for an SUV.

04:20:09.000 Depending on if you have like a bench seat or if you have, I think it's bench seating an SUV.

04:20:14.000 Three seats in the middle, three seats in the back.

04:20:19.000 You like pinball games, Unicorn?

04:20:21.000 They're actually my favorite as well.

04:20:23.000 My dad likes pinball games.

04:20:25.000 Yeah, my dad likes pinball games as well. 0.99

04:20:28.000 Oh god, I'm gonna shit myself. 0.99

04:20:34.000 Oh god, I feel the poopy running down legs. 0.99

04:20:37.000 Oh no, I have to piss now. 1.00

04:20:39.000 Oh no, are you a roo- are you a roo-roo? 1.00

04:20:41.000 Fuck shiz covering my ass. 1.00

04:20:43.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, poopy all over the place. 1.00

04:20:45.000 Nick, didn't you hear an older version of Yandy leaked in the Dropbox one you listened to?

04:20:52.000 Yeah.

04:20:53.000 What did he say, Nick?

04:20:54.000 Did you hear the older version?

04:20:57.000 I heard the older version and the new one.

04:20:59.000 We listened to Alien on it.

04:21:01.000 That's why you get a super cab on the truck.

04:21:03.000 I want to hear Alien right now.

04:21:15.000 Yeah, this version is way more based than the older version I dropped over the summer.

04:21:19.000 This version dropped in the, I mean, a month or two ago.

04:21:29.000 Yeah, a month and a half.

04:21:30.000 Cami kidnapped Nick. 0.96

04:21:32.000 That's funny given that he's the one driving. 0.98

04:21:34.000 Yeah.

04:21:35.000 Well, you have a gun. 0.99

04:21:36.000 You have a gun in my head. 1.00

04:21:38.000 Yep. 0.99

04:21:39.000 Just out of the shot is a fireball. 0.84

04:21:43.000 Nick came to the wrong cowboy neighborhood.

04:21:45.000 It's a midnight run. 0.86

04:21:47.000 You ever see midnight run?

04:21:48.000 No, I was thinking of in that club which is a game I used to play.

04:21:56.000 Yeah, Chevy Suburban.

04:22:01.000 I like going in Chevy Suburban for, um oh, the Ubers and stuff like that.

04:22:09.000 Nice on the inside.

04:22:19.000 Nick, the rate at which demographic change is happening, it would be very practical to have AM General Homer.

04:22:34.000 A Homer V will be a great way to project when worse comes to worst and the country becomes a shithole.

04:22:45.000 Alien, magical clan, nothing.

04:22:52.000 Be in, I get a sign, done.

04:22:58.000 Be me up, I'm about to sign off.

04:23:01.000 Demo's done, need to take time off.

04:23:05.000 Dunnin' a lot, I don't believe the time. 0.81

04:23:09.000 Synagogue, and I believe in life.

04:23:22.000 That switch up. 0.53

04:23:23.000 That wasn't in the original version. 1.00

04:23:25.000 So fucking. 1.00

04:23:26.000 Bitch? 1.00

04:23:28.000 I don't know if I'll be all sleeping. 1.00

04:23:35.000 Are more parking on the arcade.

04:24:07.000 Yeah, you got what you wanted, all right?

04:24:10.000 Alright, well this guy's asking for our codes.

04:24:15.000 Alright.

04:24:17.000 Let's rock and roll.

04:24:21.000 Listen to Screwdriver instead.

04:24:23.000 It's Nick's car, it's Nick's playlist.

04:24:25.000 He likes rap.

04:24:30.000 We'll listen to Screwdriver.

04:24:32.000 What?

04:24:33.000 Uh-huh, someone's suggesting a Screwdriver.

04:24:36.000 It's like punk music.

04:24:38.000 Oh.

04:24:40.000 No. 1.00

04:24:40.000 Screwdriver's Aryan. 1.00

04:24:41.000 Yeah.

04:24:43.000 Kanye, Christmas.

04:24:47.000 That's it.

04:24:48.000 Nick, you need to disavow Joe the Boomer before he drags you into any more trouble. 0.99

04:24:53.000 He faps to show the duchens. 0.97

04:24:55.000 You talking about disavowing Joe the Boomer? 0.99

04:24:58.000 No, I will never disavow Joe the Boomer.

04:25:00.000 I don't even know who he is. 1.00

04:25:03.000 He's my Israeli handler. 0.99

04:25:04.000 Oh, okay.

04:25:05.000 Yeah, he's in a wheelchair. 1.00

04:25:07.000 He's a very sinister force. 1.00

04:25:09.000 I see.

04:25:10.000 Almost supernatural.

04:25:16.000 Nick Flint has going belly button mode question mark.

04:25:31.000 Did Elite be on your best behavior in the arcade chat?

04:25:34.000 No with Naturie.

04:25:36.000 So, how does it work here?

04:25:38.000 It's just general admission.

04:25:40.000 $20 a person.

04:25:41.000 Your admissions, you get access to the homework.

04:25:44.000 Game two, three, play and three books.

04:25:47.000 Awesome.

04:25:48.000 Okay.

04:25:49.000 I'll just get a general admission.

04:25:50.000 Sure.

04:25:51.000 Hanging a vigil?

04:25:52.000 Uh, yeah.

04:25:53.000 Sure.

04:25:54.000 Just so you do know, if the games are asking for a coin or a credit, make sure you look for the red button next to the coin door.

04:26:05.000 Press it, and the game will start right at the end.

04:28:05.000 What, do you like this one?

04:28:06.000 Yeah, Burger Tall.

04:28:07.000 You want a YouTube player?

04:28:10.000 Yeah, I've got no idea how this is going to work with the camera.

04:28:13.000 Hang on.

04:28:15.000 Let me try and figure this out here.

04:28:20.000 We really need a cameraman.

04:28:22.000 That's what we need.

04:28:42.000 This is as good as you guys are gonna get, I guess.

04:28:45.000 Aw, maybe if I put it up here.

04:28:48.000 No!

04:28:50.000 Aw, it's mad at me.

04:28:53.000 I'll take it to sell.

04:28:55.000 Player 2, you're up, you're up. 1.00

04:28:56.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

04:28:56.000 I'll hold the camera. 1.00

04:28:58.000 Uh, fuck. 1.00

04:28:59.000 I thought we were gonna take some. 1.00

04:29:01.000 What the fuck are you supposed to do here? 0.99

04:29:03.000 You're supposed to build a burger. 0.99

04:29:05.000 It's not hard.

04:29:07.000 Build a burger.

04:29:09.000 Let me adjust it.

04:29:15.000 You gotta pepper it, bro.

04:29:17.000 You gotta pepper it.

04:29:26.000 It's like a gun.

04:29:27.000 It fucks up the guys that are chasing you.

04:29:35.000 I'm winning so far.

04:29:38.000 You can barely even see it on the camera. 1.00

04:29:46.000 Shit, bro. 1.00

04:29:53.000 Oh! 1.00

04:29:54.000 Oh! 1.00

04:29:55.000 Shit! 1.00

04:29:57.000 Damn it. 1.00

04:29:58.000 Alright, you're up, you're up. 1.00

04:29:59.000 Not Burger Boy. 1.00

04:30:00.000 Bro, you're gonna die, you're gonna die. 1.00

04:30:03.000 Shit. 1.00

04:30:10.000 Video game machine be like ping bong bong beep doop ding bing beep be bong bong. 1.00

04:30:15.000 I can crush him.

04:30:20.000 I don't know, Peppa. 1.00

04:30:20.000 Fuck. 1.00

04:30:22.000 Why not? 1.00

04:30:24.000 I'm fucked. 1.00

04:30:24.000 Oh, yeah, you're bone. 1.00

04:30:25.000 You're bone.

04:30:29.000 Here we go. 0.88

04:30:31.000 Here we go.

04:30:32.000 This is a very strong marble.

04:30:36.000 They gotta walk across the whole burger.

04:30:39.000 I get it.

04:30:41.000 This is a very fun game.

04:30:44.000 Oh, I didn't walk across.

04:30:47.000 You can drop it on the head.

04:30:50.000 I like burger time with roasted mushrooms, caramelized onions, and melted Swiss.

04:30:55.000 You can build it at a number of different arcades. 1.00

04:31:00.000 Shit! 1.00

04:31:01.000 Oh, I'm so. 1.00

04:31:02.000 I'm done, man.

04:31:03.000 I'm fried.

04:31:05.000 Build a mushroom Swiss burger with caramelized onions.

04:31:08.000 That's hot stuff.

04:31:11.000 I'm going to complete these burgers, dude.

04:31:17.000 No, no!

04:31:19.000 I was so close.

04:31:21.000 Alright, you're up.

04:31:22.000 You're up.

04:31:22.000 Oh, no, it's game over.

04:31:24.000 It's game over.

04:31:25.000 I won.

04:31:26.000 Oh, no, it's game over for me.

04:31:27.000 You're not playing.

04:31:29.000 Oh, there we go.

04:31:31.000 That's an ice cream. 0.99

04:31:32.000 What the fuck does that do? 1.00

04:31:33.000 I gotta get this shit first. 1.00

04:31:36.000 Go, fuck up. 1.00

04:31:37.000 Get the ice cream. 1.00

04:31:40.000 Cuck. 1.00

04:31:47.000 Complete this fucking burger. 1.00

04:31:49.000 Burger done, bitch. 1.00

04:31:54.000 I don't know if I have any pepper. 1.00

04:32:00.000 How do I get a pepper check?

04:32:06.000 You use your pepper already?

04:32:07.000 I don't know.

04:32:09.000 I completed one burger already.

04:32:11.000 Uh huh. 1.00

04:32:13.000 Fuck. 1.00

04:32:13.000 Nice. 1.00

04:32:17.000 Nice, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:32:22.000 Oh no, we gotta go back up.

04:32:24.000 Oh no, it's getting too bad.

04:32:31.000 Nice, too bad.

04:32:42.000 I can't climb.

04:32:49.000 There you go, there you go, yeah.

04:32:57.000 Oh, you're gonna do it.

04:33:00.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, careful.

04:33:03.000 That was huge.

04:33:03.000 Nice.

04:33:05.000 Bing, bing, wahoo.

04:33:07.000 Nice, nice. 1.00

04:33:08.000 Nice two out of four burgers Nice, he's running my ass though. 0.98

04:33:17.000 Gotta go back and finish that that top one there. 0.98

04:33:21.000 Go Shooting game next?

04:33:33.000 A time crisis or something like that?

04:33:44.000 Gotta put your eyes through that.

04:33:46.000 You pick whatever you want.

04:33:50.000 I reckon a shooting game or pinball would be Kino.

04:33:54.000 I don't know if they do pinball here.

04:34:02.000 I don't know if they do pinball here or if it's just like oh, there's more up here.

04:34:16.000 Bro, this thing's huge.

04:34:27.000 Oh, this is a shooting game, but it doesn't have like the pistols.

04:34:30.000 Yeah, I saw like old games.

04:34:34.000 Oh, that's a shooting game.

04:34:37.000 Check it.

04:34:40.000 Got the glocks.

04:34:41.000 Do you want the driver's seat or do you want the passenger seat?

04:34:47.000 First I want to figure out where I'm going to put my camera.

04:34:54.000 Let me figure that out.

04:34:56.000 Well, you pick.

04:34:57.000 I mean, you're normally the driver IRL, right?

04:35:03.000 Alright, give me a second to set this up though.

04:35:05.000 Alright.

04:35:12.000 Trying to see.

04:35:21.000 Trying to pick an angle.

04:35:23.000 Yeah, yeah, you can. 1.00

04:35:25.000 I don't know if we'll be able to see it when I'm sitting down, but fuck it. 1.00

04:35:29.000 Let me know if you can. 0.99

04:35:34.000 Sorry.

04:35:38.000 Nah, this tripod's kind of lame, but.

04:35:43.000 Nah, I don't think you'll be able to see as much.

04:35:46.000 I just need a second to put it.

04:35:47.000 Alright, that's gonna stay.

04:35:51.000 Okay, we'll do it.

04:35:58.000 It's a fire.

04:36:10.000 I can like go to the top of the world.

04:36:17.000 Round one, we're tight.

04:36:24.000 Wow, you lost it.

04:36:31.000 I didn't show it.

04:36:41.000 I didn't show it.

04:36:47.000 I didn't show it Round two, fight.

04:38:37.000 Maybe I should just hold it because you've got the steering wheel, but I'm going to spray hands.

04:38:42.000 Alright, here we go.

04:38:55.000 Oh, you gotta navigate a lot more on this one. 0.94

04:38:57.000 I think you can shoot the barrels though.

04:38:59.000 I don't know if you can. 0.80

04:39:00.000 Oh, yeah, you can. 1.00

04:39:14.000 Oh fuck. 1.00

04:39:14.000 Okay. 1.00

04:39:32.000 I don't know. 0.98

04:39:36.000 It's Israeli art students at it again with the bombs. 1.00

04:39:54.000 Oh you're fucked. What are you doing? 1.00

04:40:27.000 Yo, a car can drive on water.

04:40:40.000 Oh, there we go.

04:40:43.000 Oh. 1.00

04:40:43.000 Shit. 1.00

04:41:06.000 Sort of. 1.00

04:41:06.000 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 1.00

04:41:18.000 Thought maybe I could hold it like I'm gonna get the wrong way.

04:41:21.000 I'm gonna hold it like that.

04:41:22.000 I can't really see the screen.

04:41:25.000 I'm gonna bring it closer maybe.

04:41:28.000 I don't know, because you can't really see us. 0.98

04:41:38.000 The whole foot is fucked me the whole foot. 0.96

04:41:41.000 It's a better angle. 0.98

04:42:32.000 You just got tuning it and we're like, I'm tired.

04:42:36.000 I thought I was supposed to blow it up so I wouldn't stop leaking gas everywhere.

04:42:43.000 Oh, whoa.

04:44:09.000 Turn the tire simulator.

04:44:12.000 What is it?

04:44:13.000 Turn a diary simulator.

04:44:18.000 Bad off this game.

04:44:20.000 Gonna go Elliot Rodger at the Hooters though.

04:44:26.000 Uh-oh.

04:44:28.000 Do they have DDR?

04:44:29.000 I don't know.

04:44:30.000 We'll check after this.

04:44:35.000 What's DDR?

04:44:36.000 What does that stand for?

04:44:37.000 Dance Dance Revolution. 1.00

04:44:38.000 Ah, shit. 1.00

04:44:39.000 Shit, yeah. 1.00

04:44:40.000 Now we should definitely do that. 0.99

04:44:41.000 Yeah, we'll do DDR after this. 1.00

04:44:48.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

04:45:01.000 Thank you. 1.00

04:45:11.000 One of us should focus on the drivers, another one should focus on the TNT.

04:45:18.000 Okay.

04:45:18.000 I'll focus on the drivers, I guess.

04:45:22.000 But if the TNT is on far left, only you can shoot it. 0.99

04:45:25.000 And if it's on far right, only I can shoot it. 1.00

04:45:40.000 I think we're fucked. 1.00

04:45:44.000 What are we going to do? 1.00

04:45:52.000 You want to try to pass this one or you just want to do Dance Dance Revolution next time we die?

04:45:52.000 Oh, oh!

04:45:55.000 Yeah, we can pass after this one. 0.99

04:46:02.000 These barrels take a while to blow up.

04:46:10.000 Close.

04:46:27.000 Another one with a big archer cross. 1.00

04:46:46.000 What the fuck? 1.00

04:46:56.000 Oh, I see. 1.00

04:47:01.000 I'm gonna walk it. 1.00

04:47:10.000 What the fuck? 1.00

04:47:11.000 How do I kill the flamethrower? 1.00

04:47:13.000 He's gotta dodge it. 0.96

04:47:15.000 I gotta dodge it.

04:47:16.000 Bang, bang, bang, bang.

04:47:22.000 But, let's look for Dance Dance.

04:47:28.000 Where is it?

04:47:48.000 Every arcade's got one.

04:48:09.000 This is slightly less degenerate than furries.

04:48:11.000 Yeah It's a bit better than that How does this battery last so long because it's a big ass external battery that I have to carry around for you guys That's nuts.

04:48:33.000 I haven't seen a pinball machine either Alright.

04:48:45.000 Um dan, I gotta find a spot to set up.

04:48:58.000 At least that screen seems kind of high resolution so you can just see.

04:49:09.000 Try to stand a bit closer to it.

04:49:16.000 Yeah, like stand there, Nick.

04:49:23.000 Alright. 0.57

04:49:25.000 My head's probably going to get cut off.

04:49:45.000 Yeah, it's very professional.

04:50:34.000 a registered sex offender by the state to inform you i am a registered sex offender i am required by the state to inform you i am a registered sex offender I am required by the state to inform. 0.99

04:51:04.000 Charlie Kirk is watching, so you phookers better act right. 1.00

04:51:08.000 I don't want to see any Romans and shag you little dingleberries. 1.00

04:53:12.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

04:55:18.000 was close, Lolly. 1.00

04:55:19.000 The little 13A almost stole your phone. 1.00

04:55:21.000 What the 1.00

04:56:54.000 fuck is this? 1.00

04:56:55.000 Yeah, alright. 1.00

04:57:00.000 Those are the best ones because one of us can film.

04:59:11.000 We gotta hit those guys more times. 0.99

04:59:23.000 Yeah, hit him a bunch. 1.00

04:59:24.000 Hit him a bunch. 1.00

04:59:25.000 Hit that fucking Boy! 1.00

04:59:45.000 Boy, fuck me! 1.00

04:59:48.000 Gotta hit these little cats. 1.00

05:00:06.000 Counter formation. 1.00

05:00:08.000 I don't know, I'm whacking all of German soldiers. 0.99

05:00:14.000 Not based. 0.98

05:00:28.000 Not quite much though.

05:00:30.000 Halftime!

05:00:31.000 Halftime!

05:00:33.000 83 to 80?

05:00:35.000 Neither of us got 88, not most.

05:00:45.000 Oh, you gotta, you gotta push.

05:00:48.000 Push what?

05:01:02.000 I'm holding the camera and I was using my left hand.

05:01:05.000 Yeah, well, that's okay.

05:01:07.000 I won 20 tickets. 0.99

05:01:10.000 Alright, well, what the fuck does that do? 0.97

05:01:11.000 Alright, what do you want to play now? 0.97

05:01:14.000 I don't know.

05:01:16.000 I guess we'll just walk around and see what we find.

05:01:19.000 That was kind of funny, though.

05:01:21.000 Yeah, that was cool.

05:01:29.000 Hey guys!

05:01:31.000 I went to high school with Nick probably doesn't remember me amongst the hundreds of other Serbs!

05:01:36.000 Have fun and God bless based Burger King Go and Vade LT one of these days!

05:01:57.000 Do they not have DDR at this arcade?

05:01:58.000 I don't know.

05:02:00.000 Maybe they do, and we just haven't found it yet.

05:02:02.000 We've been all the way over to this section, but we haven't tried the other side yet.

05:02:06.000 So it could still be here.

05:02:13.000 We'll see, though.

05:02:16.000 Tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap.

05:02:22.000 Let's play this, dude.

05:02:37.000 What is it?

05:02:39.000 When I was a kid, there was this arcade by my house that had this game, and I, like, literally wouldn't go because I was so afraid.

05:02:48.000 of the scheme.

05:02:48.000 Okay.

05:02:49.000 When I was like five, okay.

05:02:53.000 There was some show on TV.

05:02:53.000 I had something like that.

05:02:55.000 Oh yeah.

05:02:55.000 It was spooky.

05:02:58.000 Wait, how do I pull it out? 0.99

05:02:59.000 Oh shit, do I have to cock it? 1.00

05:03:00.000 Oh no. 1.00

05:03:01.000 Oh, bingo. 0.92

05:03:01.000 Yeah. 0.92

05:03:03.000 Hang on.

05:03:04.000 I think I can put it up here for once.

05:03:08.000 Oh nice.

05:03:09.000 Yeah, it's not on a slope.

05:03:12.000 So hopefully maybe, I don't know, it was the game where there we go.

05:03:25.000 Alright, hopefully that doesn't stop.

05:03:45.000 Thank you.

05:03:53.000 I'm going to go to the next slide.

05:04:16.000 I'm going to go to the next slide.

05:04:25.000 I think it's a very good idea to have a good idea, to have a good idea to have a good idea to have.

05:05:08.000 Joe the Boomer is a bad guy.

05:05:10.000 That's me,

05:06:27.000 yeah. 0.99

05:06:28.000 They have Deep Dog, but I play the shit out of that. 0.99

05:06:31.000 Deep Dog Armor! 0.99

05:06:33.000 Yeah, yeah.

05:06:34.000 I played that as a kid.

05:06:52.000 What's this?

05:07:05.000 So one back there where you like shooting viruses or something what there's one where you shooting viruses or something seemed kind of cool like you're inside of like a human or something. 0.95

05:07:21.000 I don't know Yeah, look at this thing Shit, I don't know it stood out to me Okay, we can play it. 0.97

05:07:30.000 All right How the hell could this be superb? 0.99

05:07:42.000 Antibodies, yeah, exactly.

05:07:45.000 Oh, the red button, the red button.

05:07:53.000 I guess it's like a turn one again, right?

05:07:56.000 Yeah. 0.99

05:08:00.000 This is what happens when you have sex with men. 0.99

05:08:03.000 This is what's going on inside your body. 0.97

05:08:05.000 This is what sexual degeneracy does to you.

05:08:10.000 Is this the human body?

05:08:13.000 How do you know this is the human body?

05:08:19.000 Well, what else would it be?

05:08:21.000 That's not what it is.

05:08:22.000 This is a spaceship.

05:08:23.000 No, but it must be a tiny spaceship.

05:08:26.000 These are aliens, bro.

05:08:27.000 No, but it's called multiply.

05:08:30.000 So?

05:08:32.000 So viruses multiply.

05:08:34.000 I think you just made that up.

05:08:35.000 I don't know how you could induce that this is about the human body.

05:08:43.000 It's about some weird that's gotten every STD in the book, and now Obamacare is trying a experimental treatment.

05:08:53.000 That's exactly what this game's about.

05:08:55.000 Fighting a super virus.

05:08:58.000 Exactly.

05:08:59.000 Oh.

05:09:00.000 Look at that.

05:09:01.000 Chow chow.

05:09:02.000 Oh, I got vaporized. 0.99

05:09:07.000 A real time look inside Rob Smith's butthole. 0.98

05:09:14.000 I know what this game's about. 0.98

05:09:24.000 What?

05:10:17.000 That is not within the human body.

05:10:19.000 Yeah, because what's stripe?

05:10:24.000 Oh, that was kind of cool.

05:10:25.000 I don't know.

05:11:03.000 Yeah, yeah.

05:11:33.000 I also got Street Fighter.

05:11:35.000 Have you seen it?

05:11:36.000 I haven't seen it.

05:11:36.000 Can I

05:12:28.000 one hand this way?

05:12:30.000 Yeah, I can.

05:12:31.000 Okay.

05:12:41.000 Yeah, no, I mean, okay, let's go.

05:12:44.000 We want a fresh, we want to start over fresh.

05:12:46.000 Alright.

05:12:53.000 Maybe stand closer to the screen so I can see you.

05:12:57.000 Call me?

05:12:58.000 Yeah, yeah.

05:13:08.000 How do I realize?

05:13:10.000 Oh, I guess.

05:13:21.000 Your guy died, my guy lived. 1.00

05:13:26.000 Fuck. 1.00

05:13:27.000 I'm bad at the reloading. 1.00

05:13:35.000 Fuck. 1.00

05:13:36.000 I gotta use my right hand. 1.00

05:13:37.000 This is too hard.

05:13:48.000 I'm easier to go down.

05:13:50.000 Probably. 1.00

05:13:57.000 Murloc, go down, bitch. 1.00

05:14:03.000 Yeah, it's definitely easy to go down. 1.00

05:14:23.000 I would've liked a Democrat. 0.97

05:14:24.000 I shot 1.00

05:15:20.000 the guy. 0.96

05:15:51.000 Who needs enemies? 0.99

05:15:54.000 We've killed like all of them. 1.00

05:15:59.000 Fuck you, Chad. 1.00

05:16:00.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

05:17:45.000 Oh, robots. 1.00

05:17:48.000 He just picked the info.

05:17:51.000 It's his weak point.

05:17:52.000 Look at his weak point.

05:17:55.000 his red thing yeah I'm like a human shield right now

05:18:29.000 Now he's in trouble, rescued one.

05:18:55.000 You can rescue anyone.

05:19:05.000 Oh, boy.

05:20:43.000 Life off.

05:21:41.000 I've got

05:22:39.000 to hold my arm completely outstretched in order for the camera to see it.

05:23:40.000 I'll get wrecked.

05:23:43.000 I would say there's a jacket off, I'm not going to be shooting.

05:25:56.000 Hehehehe How many levels does this game have?

05:26:22.000 We're gonna have to keep playing a bit longer.

05:26:25.000 It's just hard trying to keep everything in frame.

05:26:31.000 Might find a place where I put the camera down. 0.98

05:26:50.000 That's shit, but it saves my arm. 1.00

05:34:07.000 Fanny pack, it's the only way I can carry around all this bullshit you need to hire off straight. 1.00

05:34:13.000 Okay. 0.99

05:34:16.000 I think it's best to just play it one at a time.

05:34:19.000 Why did you say that? 0.98

05:34:24.000 Why did I I always have to put the camera in like shit positions. 0.97

05:34:31.000 Mario Kart? 0.95

05:34:32.000 Where'd you see Mario Kart?

05:34:33.000 Not Mario Kart.

05:34:35.000 Mario Kart's good.

05:34:37.000 Oh, thank you.

05:34:38.000 Oh, Mario Parking.

05:34:46.000 What?

05:34:46.000 Oh, we play the Simpsons game or not?

05:34:49.000 What?

05:34:50.000 I said we play the Simpsons game then or?

05:34:52.000 Yeah, yeah.

05:34:53.000 Alright.

05:35:05.000 Somebody made this.

05:35:07.000 This is us gaming.

05:35:11.000 Five check?

05:35:15.000 I was like, don't dump for this one on stream.

05:35:19.000 Alright, I'll just put it away.

05:35:21.000 I'm saving that one.

05:35:24.000 That's insane.

05:35:28.000 Bro, that's so good.

05:35:29.000 You can't take it.

05:35:31.000 That is classic. 1.00

05:35:33.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

05:35:34.000 Probably send that one to me on Discord or something. 1.00

05:35:37.000 Alright, I'll send that one to you on something.

05:35:41.000 Yo! 0.88

05:35:42.000 That's too funny. 0.99

05:35:43.000 That's fucking good. 0.99

05:35:55.000 Oh wait, I don't want to be Marge. 1.00

05:35:59.000 Get fucked, you gotta be Marge. 1.00

05:36:01.000 Just try this. 1.00

05:36:02.000 Oh, that's so fridge.

05:36:04.000 Alright, I guess I have to be Marge.

05:36:18.000 Why do I have to be so close? 0.99

05:36:27.000 Fuck, I really need two hands for this, right? 1.00

05:36:29.000 Copy me. 1.00

05:36:29.000 Yeah, I definitely need two hands. 1.00

05:36:31.000 Shit. 1.00

05:36:39.000 Spot. 0.99

05:36:40.000 Up here.

05:36:49.000 I don't know.

05:36:51.000 It's good, it's good to get it, huh?

05:41:51.000 This game is so loud.

05:41:53.000 I've got to go on the other side.

05:42:08.000 Yeah.

05:42:50.000 What are you doing, bro?

05:42:52.000 I'm trying to skip.

05:42:55.000 That's rough.

05:42:57.000 Are you Baby Mario?

05:43:09.000 Get ready.

05:43:12.000 I think I might stop trying.

05:43:15.000 I'm trying to skip.

05:43:16.000 But, you know, you've got the fire behind your wheels and you go faster.

05:43:20.000 What?

05:43:21.000 You know when you get the fire behind your wheels and you go faster.

05:43:23.000 Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:43:24.000 Yeah, that's what I was trying to do.

05:43:26.000 I see, I see.

05:43:28.000 Trying to drift.

05:43:29.000 Or what?

05:43:29.000 I forget what they call it, but I don't know what you're talking about.

05:43:48.000 Get ready.

05:44:22.000 Driving with Jay.

05:44:24.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:44:26.000 I mean, it's better when you've got the AI.

05:44:28.000 There's like a new Mario Kart, I think, which is better. 0.99

05:44:31.000 This one kind of looks like dumb.

05:44:33.000 I know, when you've got the AI and you're like, it's fine. 0.96

05:44:35.000 You should have each other.

05:44:37.000 But I picked the wrong game mode, so there we go.

05:44:37.000 It's fine.

05:44:43.000 I got it.

05:44:43.000 Okay.

05:44:45.000 JTabber tweeted about me.

05:44:46.000 So I got to respond real quick.

05:45:05.000 Try some pinball.

05:45:06.000 I looked there's no pinball at the entire thing What did somebody say?

05:45:21.000 They asked for pinball, but there is no pinball.

05:45:22.000 Yeah, I haven't seen it yet.

05:45:25.000 Do you want to play the Mario Kart, or are you just waiting?

05:46:03.000 Rotate fire thrust.

05:46:06.000 I have no idea. 1.00

05:46:10.000 I'm gonna film this shit. 1.00

05:46:16.000 Like that, I guess. 1.00

05:46:17.000 Fuck it. 1.00

05:46:20.000 I'm wearing the wizzie here because this fucking thing makes me as well. 1.00

05:46:23.000 We could 0.99

05:47:35.000 do a fighting game.

05:47:37.000 Okay.

05:47:40.000 It's the one here.

05:47:48.000 Didn't do that either.

05:47:50.000 I think for an artist in school, you used to wear their coat by the hood on their head.

05:48:05.000 That's how I used to, well, probably not because you don't have to have winter there, but when I was in school, people would have a hood on their coat and they'd wear it by their head. 0.99

05:48:15.000 So it's like an autistic cape or something. 1.00

05:48:17.000 Yeah. 1.00

05:48:18.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

05:48:30.000 We gotta get funding for our random night adventures so we can get a cameraman for this shit. 0.99

05:48:48.000 Why did you hit the stick? 0.99

05:49:03.000 Because of my controller.

05:49:08.000 Wait, was there a cap?

05:49:18.000 I don't know.

05:49:25.000 Is there something you thought?

05:49:31.000 I think that's actually a talker.

05:49:38.000 Yeah?

05:49:39.000 It really is.

05:49:40.000 I'm going to hear the voice.

05:49:46.000 I'm still picking people's minds.

05:49:49.000 So what are you doing here?

05:49:57.000 Oh, we've got three characters.

05:50:06.000 Alright, well, let's see how this goes.

05:50:17.000 So it's rainbow control, so it's the first step to fix it.

05:50:33.000 Don't get anywhere near. 1.00

05:50:38.000 My Instagram dog's got a red door down Instagram.

05:50:48.000 Oh, yeah, I can run. 0.99

05:50:54.000 Oh, yeah, it's fucking out. 0.93

05:51:00.000 You're splitting up like down there. 1.00

05:51:06.000 My brain dogs are killing me. 1.00

05:51:15.000 Shit! 1.00

05:51:18.000 Oh. 1.00

05:51:31.000 I'll figure out a ranked attack so I can actually walk.

05:51:42.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

05:51:47.000 Fuck. 1.00

05:51:48.000 How did I do it? 1.00

05:51:50.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

05:51:53.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

05:51:55.000 I'm not a block. 1.00

05:52:03.000 Fucking shit. 1.00

05:52:04.000 Hehehehehe Shit. 1.00

05:52:04.000 Yeah! 1.00

05:52:34.000 Oh, I'm on the left.

05:52:39.000 I thought I was you for a good time.

05:52:59.000 Oh, there we go.

05:53:05.000 We played a fighting game.

05:53:07.000 That's awesome.

05:53:19.000 What do you want to play now?

05:53:19.000 Huh?

05:53:21.000 I don't know dude.

05:53:22.000 We played a fighting game, we played a racing game, we played a shooting game.

05:53:27.000 What is this?

05:53:28.000 What is what?

05:53:33.000 Sega Strike Fighter.

05:53:35.000 Oh look, you roleplayed the USS Liberty incident.

05:53:38.000 Alright, come on. 1.00

05:53:41.000 Alright, nigga. 1.00

05:53:45.000 Alright, let's do it. 1.00

05:53:54.000 Time to attack the Liberty.

05:54:07.000 It should probably be closer so I can see the screen better.

05:54:14.000 I don't know.

05:54:16.000 Yeah, this is fun. 1.00

05:54:16.000 Fuck. 1.00

05:54:20.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

05:54:22.000 I know, I know.

05:54:25.000 I'll just go to an intermediate.

05:54:42.000 Missile, gun, gun, missile, air break, accelerate, accelerate. 0.90

05:54:51.000 Alright, you're bombing the Middle East, it looks like.

05:54:55.000 Oh, is that the Liberty there? 0.83

05:54:56.000 There it is.

05:54:56.000 No.

05:54:57.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa!

05:54:59.000 It was kind of hard.

05:54:59.000 Whoa!

05:55:08.000 Whoa!

05:55:12.000 There it is, the Liberty.

05:55:13.000 It's gone.

05:55:15.000 Ah!

05:55:20.000 What are the pedals for?

05:55:24.000 I assume it's to move forward.

05:55:27.000 No, the pedals are not.

05:55:32.000 I should have listened to the drive. 1.00

05:55:37.000 You're just skipping through it like, yeah, yeah, fuck off. 1.00

05:55:42.000 The Liberty! 1.00

05:55:43.000 Ha ha!

05:55:44.000 That was quick.

05:55:51.000 We'll get him next time.

05:55:53.000 Hi, you jump in.

05:55:57.000 Game over.

05:55:59.000 Pilot seat?

05:56:02.000 I'm always good.

05:56:11.000 Yeah, right?

05:56:12.000 Okay.

05:56:13.000 Bro, what did you spill on your pants, bro?

05:56:16.000 What are you doing?

05:56:17.000 That was the beef juice.

05:56:18.000 Oh, yeah.

05:56:20.000 Sloppy.

05:56:21.000 Sloppy job, Massad.

05:56:24.000 These pedals are freaking me out.

05:56:26.000 I know.

05:56:26.000 That's what I said.

05:56:27.000 I don't know what they control.

05:56:29.000 And it moves the other one forward.

05:56:30.000 Does it say anywhere?

05:56:31.000 I don't know.

05:56:36.000 Oh, here we go.

05:56:37.000 Rudder pedal.

05:56:38.000 Nose to the left, nose to the right.

05:56:40.000 Okay, all the controls are there, I guess.

05:56:43.000 I didn't know that. 1.00

05:56:48.000 Fuck it, I'll figure it out. 1.00

05:56:49.000 That was your attitude. 1.00

05:56:59.000 That just doesn't look around.

05:57:03.000 What?

05:57:04.000 Yeah, that's for changing your view, I think.

05:57:11.000 So I think most of the time you look like this. 1.00

05:57:13.000 Alright, shut up, bitch. 1.00

05:57:16.000 I'm trying to bump things. 1.00

05:57:18.000 Alright, here we go.

05:57:26.000 I told him.

05:57:26.000 See, right?

05:57:29.000 Jesus Christ!

05:57:30.000 I know, right?

05:57:32.000 Uh oh.

05:57:33.000 Maybe they were going orchards to the cockpit. 1.00

05:57:39.000 Fuck! 1.00

05:57:42.000 I know it's harder than it looks, right? 1.00

05:57:43.000 Yeah, no, this is my heart. 1.00

05:57:45.000 I'm just going to color cars and deliberately fuck it. 1.00

05:57:48.000 Wow, this is very on brand for you. 1.00

05:57:50.000 There it is.

05:57:56.000 King, I see how it's done.

05:58:00.000 That one is cool.

05:58:10.000 Yeah.

05:58:32.000 Evasion.

05:58:34.000 It's kind of dated, but the guns went for it.

05:58:37.000 Where are the guns left?

05:58:38.000 Looks like something.

05:58:39.000 Actually, that looks like a gun from I can't remember the game, but it's reminding me of something.

05:58:45.000 Well, can we see what the game looks like?

05:58:51.000 Yeah, right.

05:58:52.000 Wait for a video.

05:58:53.000 Let's see what the gameplay is.

05:58:59.000 Let's play sniper game.

05:59:04.000 They've got a snake.

05:59:06.000 Yeah.

05:59:19.000 Yeah, it's all right.

05:59:24.000 Oh, hey, Chicago, Illinois.

05:59:26.000 That's where I live.

05:59:31.000 Who are you shooting?

05:59:32.000 That's the question.

05:59:33.000 Police.

05:59:34.000 Police. 1.00

05:59:36.000 Alright, I gotta kill the targets. 1.00

05:59:43.000 Terrorism check? 1.00

05:59:45.000 Got him? 0.54

05:59:47.000 Got him.

05:59:50.000 Wait, can you actually see through the scope?

05:59:52.000 Oh, that's cool.

05:59:52.000 Yeah.

06:00:07.000 Target to look at me.

06:00:10.000 You can only see I'm like real small on the big screen here.

06:00:18.000 But real far away.

06:00:25.000 This camp looks cool Got him 100% accuracy.

06:00:44.000 Hell yeah dude.

06:00:53.000 Oh, looks like one's got you in their sights, bro.

06:00:56.000 Oh, oh!

06:00:57.000 Caution, caution.

06:00:59.000 Yeah.

06:01:00.000 Where is he?

06:01:01.000 Oh, there he is.

06:01:02.000 Now behind that truck.

06:01:06.000 Oh, you got him.

06:01:11.000 I'm running out of time.

06:01:14.000 Time now.

06:01:14.000 Ah!

06:01:15.000 Alright, you want to go in?

06:01:16.000 Yeah, that sounds cool.

06:01:18.000 I mean, it looks cool, whatever.

06:01:25.000 Alright, here we go.

06:01:32.000 Stop.

06:01:33.000 Nice, nice. 1.00

06:01:46.000 Chris Bile, these motherfuckers. 1.00

06:01:53.000 Cool game. 1.00

06:02:14.000 Yeah, right?

06:02:15.000 Pretty epic.

06:02:17.000 Epic chat.

06:02:22.000 Oh, is this finally gameplay for the alien one?

06:02:26.000 Oh, here we go.

06:02:31.000 It's kind of crazy.

06:02:36.000 It's hard to see what's going on, really. 1.00

06:02:41.000 Yeah, that one's kind of gay. 1.00

06:02:45.000 What? 1.00

06:02:46.000 So that one looks lame.

06:02:47.000 Yeah.

06:02:55.000 I wonder if they have Ninja Turtles.

06:02:58.000 Ninja Turtles?

06:02:59.000 I don't know.

06:03:01.000 If I stumble across it, I'll play it.

06:03:03.000 I don't know if it's on Dick Delgado, that's cool.

06:03:42.000 Fully assimilated as an American.

06:03:44.000 You can take me shopping and I'll buy some jeans.

06:03:47.000 What?

06:03:48.000 I need jeans, apparently.

06:03:50.000 I kind of have a cosplay fetish. 0.97

06:03:52.000 I mean, girls in tight and revealing outfits dressed as my favorite video game character. 0.78

06:03:57.000 Video games and sex? 0.95

06:03:59.000 I must be dreaming. 0.94

06:04:00.000 I have tons of scenarios in mind from a famous cosplayer getting gangbanged at a hotel.

06:04:05.000 Yeah, what?

06:04:08.000 Is that the original Street Fighter?

06:04:10.000 No, Street Fighter the movie. 0.99

06:04:12.000 What the fuck is that? 1.00

06:04:15.000 Simulator, what the fuck? 1.00

06:04:15.000 Armrest. 1.00

06:04:17.000 That's cool as hell.

06:04:20.000 Yeah, dude. 1.00

06:04:22.000 Oh, it's a femoid. 1.00

06:04:25.000 Easy, bro. 0.99

06:04:31.000 This is cool.

06:04:31.000 I've never seen anything like this.

06:04:41.000 I want to fight the robot.

06:04:44.000 How do you select your opponent?

06:04:46.000 Do you select your opponent?

06:05:09.000 Do you just keep fighting the same one?

06:05:13.000 You can up the hardness here.

06:05:15.000 Oh, oh, oh, I see, I see.

06:05:19.000 Here we go.

06:05:20.000 I know you've He went down like the rest.

06:05:30.000 Was that noticeably harder whatsoever?

06:05:33.000 No, no.

06:05:34.000 Wasn't?

06:05:51.000 Yeah, I would tell you about the time you know in arcades the little ball thing that you got to hit yeah, yeah, yeah, and you get a high score I Just like swung back and punched it as hard as I could and I fucking broke it I Got the high score though And then I came back like a year later thing was still broken Wow,

06:06:18.000 they didn't get cranky at me though I was like look I wasn't like trying to they were cranking you no they weren't back They weren't mad at me, is what I'm saying.

06:06:25.000 So, oh, well, you know, you were just trying to hit it.

06:06:37.000 80 pounds.

06:06:40.000 That was my power.

06:06:41.000 150?

06:06:43.000 Yeah, that's a lot.

06:06:44.000 Alright, you go now.

06:06:47.000 Alright.

06:06:48.000 Yeah, you're a pretty big guy.

06:06:52.000 I'm a big guy.

06:06:52.000 You're a big guy.

06:06:54.000 For you. 0.99

06:06:56.000 If I take off those cat ears, will you die? 0.97

06:07:00.000 It would be extremely painful. 0.95

06:07:02.000 You're a pretty big guy.

06:07:03.000 For you. 1.00

06:07:04.000 Yeah, fuck you, bitch. 1.00

06:07:07.000 Get out of my way. 1.00

06:07:08.000 Get out of my way.

06:07:09.000 Hurry up, get to the hard stuff.

06:07:16.000 Yeah, it doesn't get hard until the like test your strength one.

06:07:24.000 Easy.

06:07:25.000 Try hard department.

06:07:28.000 Sweaty.

06:07:29.000 Come on!

06:07:45.000 Turn! 1.00

06:07:59.000 Bring it on ropes! 0.96

06:08:06.000 Strength test. 1.00

06:08:26.000 We've got to have elbow on the cushion big guy. 0.99

06:08:31.000 Well, it wouldn't go down further.

06:08:33.000 Oh, really?

06:08:34.000 I wonder how they got 150.

06:08:34.000 Yeah.

06:08:35.000 I don't know.

06:08:37.000 I just did it and then I believe you.

06:08:39.000 I think I won.

06:08:41.000 I did it, bro.

06:08:43.000 Yeah, I don't know.

06:08:43.000 That one was interesting.

06:08:49.000 They had some interesting ones here.

06:08:51.000 Yeah.

06:08:51.000 Like the whack of them.

06:09:12.000 I don't know if something stands out to me I'll let you know but what is this?

06:09:20.000 I don't know I'm just looking at it.

06:09:23.000 This is the castle?

06:09:27.000 This is the one you've been in?

06:09:28.000 That was lame.

06:09:29.000 Is this your selection?

06:09:35.000 Thank you.

06:10:18.000 Yeah, are you?

06:10:19.000 Okay.

06:10:19.000 Yeah, I'm hungry.

06:10:21.000 I think if we have our receipt, we could get back in.

06:10:26.000 Sure.

06:10:26.000 I mean, I should have mine.

06:10:31.000 All right.

06:10:32.000 Well, I'll ask just to confirm.

06:10:36.000 Unless you want a night walk after we eat.

06:10:40.000 Up to you.

06:10:40.000 It's up to you.

06:10:41.000 You're the guest.

06:10:42.000 I don't know. 0.82

06:10:46.000 Are there any other Kino farts? 0.99

06:10:47.000 Games to play around here. 0.68

06:10:48.000 Yeah, I guess we can decide after we've been through.

06:10:56.000 Well yeah, because if we got our receipts, we can just come back if we feel like it as well.

06:11:04.000 Food places probably close after a while, whereas this place, I'm assuming, is too far off.

06:11:10.000 Yeah, whereas food places normally aren't right.

06:11:29.000 I love it how my mods are encouraging end towers.

06:11:31.000 Oh, yeah.

06:11:36.000 Great.

06:11:40.000 Don't touch your hands and face.

06:11:42.000 That's great.

06:11:44.000 After touching that game, yeah.

06:11:46.000 Yeah, well, you should find a bath.

06:11:49.000 I don't actually need the bath.

06:11:50.000 Didn't you guys see the meme I made under your jade tower to eat them out?

06:11:54.000 Use the bathroom.

06:11:56.000 Yo, what's this?

06:11:59.000 Galaxy Force.

06:12:00.000 Does the whole chair move or something, or is it just.

06:12:03.000 I'm wondering if the chair moves. 0.83

06:12:18.000 High skill visa opposition from young Americans is a great way to be taken serious. 0.95

06:12:23.000 Plus, it pisses off billions of Indians and Chinese. 0.92

06:12:26.000 Culture wars. 1.00

06:12:27.000 Revenge of the nine year olds. 0.93

06:12:29.000 Keep up the good work, Nick.

06:12:30.000 Someone says keep up the good work. 0.99

06:12:32.000 A bunch of other shit. 0.99

06:12:34.000 Yeah, I'm gonna try this one. 0.99

06:12:40.000 Yeah, jump in.

06:12:45.000 Yeah, definitely a bridge.

06:12:53.000 Yeah, careful, careful.

06:12:53.000 Climb aboard.

06:13:02.000 Bro, it's even like spacious on the field.

06:13:04.000 And this controls how well it should work.

06:13:08.000 Yeah.

06:13:15.000 Oh, it doesn't do. 1.00

06:13:17.000 Fuck. 1.00

06:13:18.000 Oh, that's fine. 1.00

06:13:25.000 I'm really disappointed.

06:13:29.000 Yeah.

06:13:30.000 I was expecting to go, no, Are they bailing on it?

06:13:37.000 No.

06:13:38.000 No.

06:13:39.000 Wow.

06:13:40.000 Disappointment.

06:13:41.000 I wanted G-forces and stuff on you, but I didn't get anything.

06:13:46.000 Yeah, I didn't see any G-force.

06:13:51.000 No.

06:13:51.000 I'm assuming this one doesn't work either.

06:13:56.000 Yeah, probably not.

06:13:57.000 Pretty disenfranchised with these racing games all of a sudden.

06:14:01.000 I've been selling Niko.

06:14:01.000 What else?

06:14:01.000 Yeah.

06:14:05.000 Niko was the one I wanted.

06:14:06.000 That's probably one of my favorite arcade games.

06:14:13.000 I'll go with that.

06:14:18.000 I played this one as a good one.

06:14:21.000 Oh yeah?

06:14:22.000 Yeah, this is a good one.

06:14:26.000 We've got the Femmoid, the Manlet, and the Chad.

06:14:29.000 Those are the three guys you can play as.

06:14:33.000 Yeah.

06:14:35.000 Yeah, see? 1.00

06:14:36.000 You're Chad, you're Femmoid, you're Manlet. 1.00

06:14:40.000 Wow. 1.00

06:14:41.000 You've got Chad and Stacey. 1.00

06:14:42.000 Stacey's actually the best because she's got a fucking dragon that comes down. 0.99

06:14:47.000 She's super attacked. 0.99

06:14:47.000 Oh really? 0.99

06:14:48.000 Yeah.

06:14:49.000 And then, that would be Chad. 0.99

06:14:52.000 Yeah, I would never play as a femoid. 1.00

06:15:06.000 You got magic, but it brings you a magic bullshit. 1.00

06:15:10.000 Yeah, yeah, see. 1.00

06:15:15.000 It's magic, she's super attacked. 0.99

06:15:16.000 So these, I don't know what race these people are. 0.99

06:15:19.000 They're like, they're not quite black. 0.98

06:15:20.000 They're like half black.

06:15:21.000 They're kind of Asian looking. 1.00

06:15:23.000 Yeah, they're like Asiatic. 1.00

06:15:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

06:15:28.000 That guy kicked my ass somehow. 1.00

06:15:30.000 Mangaloid. 1.00

06:15:31.000 Yeah, exactly.

06:15:35.000 How do I jump?

06:15:39.000 Oh, yeah, no, don't pick the show boy.

06:15:44.000 There you can see the manlet.

06:15:47.000 Oh great, yeah. 1.00

06:15:49.000 You gotta hit these fucking Alvin and the chipmunk cunts. 1.00

06:15:53.000 That's how you get your magic. 1.00

06:15:54.000 Oh, yeah, now you're playing.

06:15:57.000 Hey, stay where you are.

06:15:58.000 I'm gonna put the camera somewhere.

06:16:02.000 Alright.

06:16:02.000 Yeah, because if you move forward, that continues the level.

06:16:10.000 Yeah, this game's Keno though.

06:16:11.000 I don't know if they're gonna be able to see it at all.

06:16:15.000 Sorry chat.

06:16:22.000 I don't want to, I don't even think it's that.

06:16:36.000 Yeah, I'm sick.

06:16:38.000 Yeah, I'm sick.

06:16:46.000 I'm sick. 1.00

06:17:01.000 Dark shit. 1.00

06:17:02.000 I'm sick. 1.00

06:17:23.000 Oh, nice. 1.00

06:23:08.000 No homo. 1.00

06:23:21.000 Good, good. 1.00

06:23:45.000 You guys know JakeTabber just retweeted a news story about Nick about an hour ago.

06:24:13.000 He's casually

06:24:59.000 ratioing Jake Tabor while going beep beep mode at the arcade. 0.91

06:33:26.000 Can you move the camera so that Nick's butt is in focus too? 0.64

06:33:29.000 Thanks in advance!

06:33:41.000 Congratulations, SC, cool game, you know.

06:33:45.000 Oh, we did it.

06:33:47.000 Hey, wait, look, it's us.

06:33:50.000 Oh, what?

06:33:53.000 Oh, they will come out of the arcade.

06:34:02.000 What if Golden Axe was real?

06:34:04.000 Yeah. 0.99

06:34:06.000 Oh, was my ass in the camera for that whole thing? 1.00

06:34:13.000 Shit. 1.00

06:34:15.000 Whoops. 1.00

06:34:20.000 I fucked up. 0.99

06:34:21.000 Is that what they're saying in the live chat? 1.00

06:34:24.000 Yeah, I was an ass cam the whole time. 0.92

06:34:26.000 Oh, well, Golden Axe is a good game, so. 0.98

06:34:41.000 Alright.

06:34:42.000 So you want to go eat then or what do you want to do?

06:34:50.000 Yeah, I can go for some food.

06:34:59.000 Up to you, bro.

06:35:04.000 Wash my hands.

06:35:05.000 Oh, yeah, sweet.

06:35:07.000 Way down here. 1.00

06:35:08.000 Maybe like a bathroom out there.

06:35:11.000 Yeah.

06:35:13.000 My hair's always kind of weird with these cat ears.

06:35:18.000 I can't have perfect back properly.

06:35:24.000 Very conscious of your hair when you're hiring a strip because the cap is always what you want to do and save what it takes.

06:35:44.000 My battery's on 5% clock.

06:35:47.000 I better, uh, I better put my rechargeable.

06:35:56.000 I just saw a book.

06:35:59.000 Yeah, there we go.

06:36:20.000 Alright, let me go.

06:36:26.000 It was fun.

06:36:35.000 I can just go to a waffle house.

06:36:38.000 I don't really feel like something sweet though.

06:36:42.000 I already had something sweet today.

06:36:44.000 I do love waffles, I just don't really feel like them right now.

06:37:06.000 Is there any pinball?

06:37:07.000 No, there's no pinball.

06:37:09.000 Pinball.

06:37:10.000 We looked pinball.

06:37:12.000 These changes okay, oh wait whoops hey, what's up streaming?

06:37:27.000 Check, yo check it.

06:37:29.000 I just ratioed Jake Tapper.

06:37:32.000 Jake Tapper pushed out this mirrored Seat.

06:37:40.000 Check. 0.94

06:37:55.000 Jig Tapper said, the Royper army seeks to make anti Semitism mainstream from times of Israel. 0.83

06:38:04.000 Jig Tapper is Jewish, by the way.

06:38:06.000 I said, it's not anti Semitic to criticize Israel. 0.98

06:38:10.000 Bah. 1.00

06:38:14.000 Total ratio.

06:38:17.000 So, yeah.

06:38:18.000 Epic check?

06:38:20.000 Oops.

06:38:24.000 Epic check?

06:38:26.000 Let me see what's happening in chat.

06:38:27.000 Let me open it up on my phone.

06:38:43.000 I was grabbing my turret.

06:38:51.000 I thought you didn't see me.

06:38:53.000 You're invisible.

06:38:53.000 I was like, hey.

06:38:59.000 Attack the malls.

06:39:02.000 I think I've seen that.

06:39:06.000 Yeah, when me and Nick hang out, it tends to be for a while.

06:39:10.000 What happened?

06:39:12.000 Someone mentioned it was still hanging out.

06:39:13.000 Oh, yeah, we usually hang out for a while.

06:39:16.000 I'm going to ask him if we can leave him.

06:39:35.000 Okay, great.

06:39:55.000 Oh, they have more than waffles at Waffle House.

06:39:58.000 Nice to get some fresh air, huh?

06:40:00.000 It's kind of stuffy in there.

06:40:02.000 Kind of stale.

06:40:03.000 Hot stale.

06:40:05.000 The arcade machines are vintage, and so is the oxygen.

06:40:15.000 Not something sweet.

06:40:16.000 Nothing sweet, huh?

06:40:20.000 Yeah, yeah.

06:40:21.000 So, I just want something savory, not like a dessert or something like that.

06:40:26.000 I don't know what I had French toast for dinner last time.

06:40:32.000 Yeah, that's true, actually.

06:40:34.000 Yeah, well, not French toast for that.

06:40:39.000 Something for real.

06:40:40.000 Yeah.

06:40:50.000 It's funny that people in my chat are always just like, unban me, Nick.

06:40:54.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

06:41:03.000 I'm gonna put my coat on before I take off.

06:41:23.000 BTF-O'd that arm ref's all in game.

06:41:25.000 Yeah, yeah.

06:41:26.000 I kinda speed ran it.

06:41:34.000 There's a 3-2-1 go bang!

06:41:43.000 So, just no preference other than nothing sweet.

06:41:46.000 Is that pretty much right?

06:41:47.000 Yep.

06:41:49.000 Well, that's really helpful.

06:41:52.000 But see, when I let you make the decisions, I try stuff I haven't tried before.

06:41:56.000 Yeah.

06:41:57.000 And then I have to be thinking of things.

06:42:01.000 And I'm already.

06:42:04.000 Sometimes I like to just go with the flow and not be.

06:42:08.000 But I'm the host.

06:42:09.000 It's my job, but it's my job.

06:42:12.000 Let's see.

06:42:13.000 There's not much open because it's.

06:42:16.000 It's 10, 10 o'clock, and it's Sunday.

06:42:19.000 Let me think.

06:42:20.000 What else?

06:42:21.000 What is open right now?

06:42:24.000 I don't want to go super far.

06:42:26.000 Are you not very hungry?

06:42:26.000 Are you really hungry?

06:42:28.000 To gauge your hunger level, what would you say?

06:42:31.000 Where is it at?

06:42:32.000 Like, I could eat a full meal.

06:42:35.000 I could eat a full meal, huh?

06:43:04.000 So you would you want pizza?

06:43:07.000 Why do you want to type me out the date pizza?

06:43:09.000 He's giving me this wide eyed look like.

06:43:12.000 Today, Denny sits open all the time. 1.00

06:43:15.000 Dude, fuck Denny's. 1.00

06:43:16.000 I hate Denny's. 1.00

06:43:17.000 Denny's is kind of shit. 1.00

06:43:18.000 Denny's is trash. 1.00

06:43:19.000 I've been to a few Denny's. 0.99

06:43:21.000 If we were going to go to a diner type place, we wouldn't go to a chain.

06:43:24.000 We go to.

06:43:24.000 legit.

06:43:27.000 High skill visa opposition from young Americans is a great way to be taken serious. 0.89

06:43:33.000 Plus, it pisses off billions of Indians and Chinese. 0.84

06:43:36.000 Called yours. 1.00

06:43:37.000 Revenge of the nine year olds.

06:43:39.000 Keep up the good work, Nick.

06:43:41.000 Thanks.

06:43:44.000 Um, so no.

06:43:45.000 Well, it's not a deep dish.

06:43:46.000 It would be like thin crust.

06:43:47.000 Is that.

06:43:48.000 Dude, that's cool, I guess.

06:43:50.000 That doesn't sound very convincing.

06:43:54.000 Not very persuasive.

06:43:55.000 Not yet.

06:43:56.000 Oh, yeah.

06:43:56.000 I'm gonna ask you.

06:43:57.000 Alright, I'll find something else.

06:44:00.000 Okay, whatever.

06:44:02.000 You're not gonna hurt my feelings if you say no.

06:44:05.000 Let's see.

06:44:13.000 Go get a Papa John's pizza, Lil. 1.00

06:44:15.000 Shut up, shut up. 1.00

06:44:18.000 From the peanut gallery. 1.00

06:44:19.000 I'm trying to find someplace, and we got the peanut gallery.

06:44:22.000 Go here and go there. 0.95

06:44:24.000 Makes it very hard, doesn't it? 0.99

06:44:26.000 I think people actually prefer us just schmooting around rather than playing games and shit. 0.98

06:44:31.000 You think? 0.98

06:44:31.000 Yeah. 0.98

06:44:34.000 Would you want Mexican, maybe? 0.98

06:44:38.000 Yeah. 0.84

06:44:39.000 Like I said, I don't really mind.

06:44:41.000 I would have been happy with the pizza as well.

06:44:44.000 With the pizza.

06:44:45.000 With the pizza.

06:44:47.000 I don't sound southern. 0.99

06:44:49.000 Do you think Australian sounds southern?

06:44:51.000 He said pizza.

06:44:52.000 He did.

06:44:53.000 Sound kind of like he said that.

06:44:55.000 Okay.

06:44:56.000 Pizza.

06:44:58.000 Narr.

06:45:01.000 Let's see.

06:45:03.000 Applebee's?

06:45:06.000 My Taylor Swift.

06:45:07.000 Do you know that?

06:45:08.000 No. 1.00

06:45:09.000 There was some fucking shitpost for ages that was like. 1.00

06:45:13.000 It was like taking Taylor Swift on a date to Applebee's. 1.00

06:45:17.000 It was like some. 1.00

06:45:18.000 Fucking thing on 4chan for ages. 1.00

06:45:20.000 Never heard it. 0.99

06:45:23.000 My father, when we were growing up, he literally would not allow our family to eat Applebee's.

06:45:30.000 Why is that?

06:45:31.000 Because he's sort of like a snob when it comes to food.

06:45:34.000 Is that what you get it for all?

06:45:35.000 Love it, yeah.

06:45:38.000 We'd be like, okay, what do you guys want to eat?

06:45:40.000 And we'd be like, not Applebee's.

06:45:42.000 And he'd be like, that's right.

06:45:43.000 You wouldn't let us eat there.

06:45:45.000 And then there's one other place.

06:45:47.000 And your kids are going to be like, nothing kosher. 0.64

06:45:49.000 And you'd be like, that's right.

06:45:51.000 Nothing kosher.

06:45:54.000 Sure, epic dad check.

06:45:58.000 Dad be like, We are not eating at Applebee's.

06:46:02.000 Stop asking.

06:46:04.000 I went to this Applebee's one time, and there was a picture of a clown, and it really scared me.

06:46:10.000 Normally, I'm not afraid of clowns, but for this picture, it was just like, I wish Nick took me out to an ice state instead of cat boys.

06:46:17.000 Maybe when he comes to Florida, I take him to all the best restaurants.

06:46:21.000 Yeah, okay, sure, sure.

06:46:25.000 We're not dating, we're schmoohing. 0.99

06:46:30.000 I don't date catboys, I schmoo with them, alright?

06:46:34.000 Just a little schmoo with the catboy. 0.99

06:46:37.000 Nothing gay, just schmoohing. 0.92

06:46:41.000 We're just schmooving along. 1.00

06:46:43.000 But, what was I saying?

06:46:46.000 Oh, yeah, so there's this clown picture, and I literally, I must have been like five or something.

06:46:51.000 I was there with my mom and my grandma, my father, she just refused to eat there, and they had to cover up the painting.

06:46:59.000 They like end up taking it off the walls, like for me. 0.71

06:47:01.000 It was like the smuggles.

06:47:02.000 I was like, I can't, I can't deal with this.

06:47:08.000 Sort of like how Batman was afraid of bats, remember, and then he became Batman.

06:47:13.000 Maybe I was afraid of clowns. 0.94

06:47:15.000 Now you become a clown. 0.99

06:47:16.000 And now I become Joker. 1.00

06:47:18.000 There you go.

06:47:18.000 There it is.

06:47:19.000 You're a Joker, Batman. 0.78

06:47:20.000 Joker mode. 1.00

06:47:22.000 There's a really good Mexican place, but I closed it tab.

06:47:31.000 Hey unicorn check your text That's right, we gotta promote friendship. 1.00

06:47:41.000 Yeah, because a lot of these autists, they're very online, not very offline. 0.55

06:47:41.000 Friendship? 0.55

06:47:47.000 That's a problem.

06:47:48.000 That's me, that's my life.

06:47:49.000 It's me as well, and we gotta promote IRL relationships.

06:47:55.000 Yeah, exactly.

06:47:56.000 We have to get friendship.

06:47:57.000 Make strong communities, that's right.

06:48:00.000 Tell Nick about Bitwave.

06:48:02.000 Bitwave is the future.

06:48:06.000 It's not.

06:48:09.000 When people come through Chicago and I get to show them.

06:48:11.000 Around, I feel like the old like hermit, and because normally I'm just like in the studio all the time, and then when people come around, then it's like excuse for to go out and socialize.

06:48:22.000 I have some friends like in downtown Chicago, but it's just like to get there, it's like 40 minutes, so they're like, Hey, like we're hanging out, you want to come?

06:48:31.000 and I'm like, 40 minutes, I gotta pay $12 for parking.

06:48:44.000 What is, um, we don't have a lot, we don't have a ton of options.

06:48:47.000 I'm not, I look, I'm not going to, I'm not going to whitewash the situation here.

06:48:55.000 I will not lie to you.

06:48:57.000 We don't have a lot of options.

06:48:58.000 This is what I suggested we get food and then go back to the arcade.

06:49:02.000 But then you made us play that medieval game.

06:49:06.000 Don't you think that's about to go belly button mode?

06:49:09.000 Please. 0.96

06:49:10.000 I suggested we should leave and then you got caught up in that game.

06:49:13.000 Yeah, okay.

06:49:14.000 That wasn't my fault.

06:49:15.000 True, true, true.

06:49:15.000 Yeah.

06:49:16.000 If we had left an hour ago, we'd have a lot more options.

06:49:19.000 Nine o'clock is a big difference.

06:49:20.000 We would have left at nine o'clock.

06:49:24.000 Okay.

06:49:24.000 Good point.

06:49:25.000 Lip balm mode?

06:49:26.000 Yeah.

06:49:28.000 Lip balm mode?

06:49:30.000 I'm going to stop my lips from getting chapped from the change of weather.

06:49:33.000 You know, I don't use lip balm.

06:49:35.000 I've almost never used lip balm.

06:49:38.000 Yeah, but you're used to the clothing, you know?

06:49:40.000 Yeah, but do you find you have to use it often?

06:49:42.000 Because I have sort of a theory that if you use lip balm, And it makes your lips get chapped, and then you need lip balm.

06:49:42.000 No.

06:49:49.000 It's like, you know what I mean?

06:49:50.000 No, normally you just have to use it for like a week or something, and then I won't have to use it for like the rest of the year.

06:49:55.000 I'm licking my lips now.

06:49:57.000 You made me think about it.

06:50:00.000 Let's see, so.

06:50:01.000 Maybe your lips are just crust mode all the time.

06:50:03.000 They're not.

06:50:04.000 They're actually epic.

06:50:08.000 Lips don't!

06:50:09.000 Lips dox, yeah. 1.00

06:50:12.000 Lips dox!

06:50:14.000 Don't dox my lips, bro.

06:50:22.000 Shh, be quiet.

06:50:23.000 Let me think.

06:50:24.000 I'm kidding.

06:50:27.000 Um, so.

06:50:29.000 Yeah, there's like three or four options.

06:50:32.000 Do not ignore me.

06:50:35.000 Nick Flint has belly mode now.

06:50:37.000 No, I'm not showing you my belly.

06:50:39.000 My belly's not even, it's not even like a cute tummy.

06:50:42.000 It's like a hairy belly.

06:50:45.000 Belly check?

06:50:46.000 Yeah, when you're starting.

06:50:47.000 Look, I'm not like gonna get fat anytime soon, it's all the good metabolism, but I do get a little bit of a belly.

06:50:54.000 Because of all the fast food I eat.

06:50:54.000 No.

06:50:57.000 I could quit anytime I wanted to.

06:51:00.000 I don't want to quit.

06:51:01.000 I would never quit.

06:51:03.000 I'm not like chubby. 0.57

06:51:05.000 Faith Goldie, I saw her over the summer and she was like, oh, I was so fat. 0.95

06:51:09.000 I thought you were going to call it chubby. 0.97

06:51:12.000 Yeah, but Faith Goldie, no. 1.00

06:51:13.000 So I saw her and she was like, oh, I was expecting you to be fat. 0.96

06:51:17.000 You're always talking about how you're chubby.

06:51:18.000 You look fine.

06:51:19.000 But I feel like you have a little bit of a belly.

06:51:22.000 It's a hairy belly, too.

06:51:23.000 It's not like a cute tummy.

06:51:27.000 Like a woo woo mode.

06:51:28.000 Into self depreciation territory.

06:51:31.000 I don't think it's self deprecating.

06:51:33.000 Just say I don't look, I don't have a cute tummy because I'm 20, I'm a 21 year old man, okay?

06:51:38.000 I'm a 21 year old man, but you're angloid, so you don't grow body hair like an epic med.

06:52:01.000 To a diner different than we went to the other day, we could do Mexican or we could do pizza.

06:52:13.000 We went to a diner last time, yeah.

06:52:16.000 What Mexican place?

06:52:17.000 Um, well, I'm not gonna die, I'm gonna die. 1.00

06:52:21.000 Oh, yeah, true.

06:52:22.000 What Mexican food is a good Mexican place?

06:52:25.000 No, I eat bad food. 1.00

06:52:27.000 I eat shit. 1.00

06:52:27.000 I eat garbage. 1.00

06:52:28.000 Let's go to the fucking Mexican place. 1.00

06:52:29.000 I'm a raccoon. 1.00

06:52:30.000 I eat trash. 1.00

06:52:33.000 I ain't shit. 1.00

06:52:35.000 I'm a shit rapper. 1.00

06:52:39.000 It'd be like this. 1.00

06:52:40.000 I'ma tell you one time, I'ma put your ass in a motherfucking wall. 1.00

06:52:45.000 I'll tell you twice, I'ma start screaming. 1.00

06:52:51.000 I'ma start screaming on that ass. 1.00

06:52:54.000 I'd be like, oh! 1.00

06:52:57.000 You ever seen that one?

06:52:59.000 No. 1.00

06:53:00.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

06:53:04.000 Uh oh. 1.00

06:53:04.000 Roger and Sam. 1.00

06:53:08.000 Classic.

06:53:09.000 I was watching that the other day.

06:53:14.000 I actually talked to Sammy Guns the other day, too.

06:53:16.000 It was very light.

06:53:18.000 So I was just watching that he texted me, and I was like, oh my gosh.

06:53:23.000 I was thinking Sam would be a good guy to hire all streaming.

06:53:26.000 Yeah, for sure, for sure.

06:53:44.000 Why tonight?

06:53:47.000 Just feel like it.

06:53:48.000 Maybe.

06:53:49.000 Just feels right. 0.97

06:53:50.000 Maybe I want to die. 0.90

06:53:51.000 Maybe I'm so cool I just want to die.

06:53:53.000 Sam and I are all streaming with you awesome. 0.83

06:53:58.000 Well, look, a good way to get a collab going that you want to see is to just annoy the fuck out of the person.

06:54:08.000 Yeah, literally.

06:54:08.000 Like, if a whole bunch of you guys just kept hitting up Sam Hyde, like, where's the Lolly Sox collab?

06:54:14.000 Come on, bro. 0.99

06:54:15.000 The fuck's going on? 1.00

06:54:16.000 Why haven't I seen you with lolly socks yet? 1.00

06:54:18.000 Then he's gonna eventually cave and be like yo, these people keep fucking annoying me. 0.93

06:54:25.000 Let's do a collab. 0.97

06:54:26.000 That's how it works.

06:54:27.000 That's what happened to me and Bg Coombe.

06:54:29.000 I had no idea who that guy was and his fans were just like relentlessly like get, get Bg Coombe on the show, get Bg Coombe.

06:54:36.000 And I was like okay yeah, he came on the show and it was ridiculous.

06:54:40.000 I still like that guy, but it was.

06:54:43.000 I was glad that it happened because I was glad to connect with him, but when I like I said it wouldn't have happened.

06:54:50.000 That's basically the main way it happens, unless you're like really big and you can basically just hit up anyone.

06:54:57.000 Yeah, right.

06:54:58.000 Like me.

06:54:59.000 Like me.

06:55:03.000 And then other than that, it's like you just happen to make friends with someone and it's like completely unrelated to streaming.

06:55:09.000 Yeah, or like through a friend of a friend or some shit like that.

06:55:09.000 Yeah, yeah.

06:55:13.000 Friend of a friend?

06:55:14.000 That's the password.

06:55:31.000 Needs to be on cold ones.

06:55:33.000 I mean, I don't drink, so I don't know how well I do on that podcast.

06:55:38.000 Like, I don't drink ever.

06:55:39.000 What about you, Nick?

06:55:41.000 Do you drink?

06:55:44.000 No, I've never drank.

06:55:47.000 Yeah, I have like once or twice, but I didn't like the feeling whatsoever.

06:55:51.000 And even before that, I thought it was degenerate.

06:55:54.000 I was more just interested in seeing what like different types of alcohol tasted like.

06:55:59.000 That honestly does surprise.

06:56:01.000 Everything you just told me doesn't surprise me.

06:56:04.000 There you go.

06:56:05.000 Because you seem like.

06:56:07.000 You seem like that type.

06:56:08.000 That's actually very true to form in the sense that it's sort of analytical and adventurous, but also wanting to be in control.

06:56:18.000 I know each other so well.

06:56:25.000 I never just even got the urge to.

06:56:27.000 Honestly, people ask me all the time, why don't you drink?

06:56:29.000 Why don't you drink?

06:56:30.000 And for me, it's as simple as just, I just don't want to.

06:56:34.000 The idea of alcohol just does not appeal to me at all.

06:56:37.000 The idea of.

06:56:38.000 Cammie said he wants to experience the South.

06:56:41.000 West side of Chicago has a big fan of Chicago Police Department scanner threads on Paul.

06:56:46.000 Nick, take him now.

06:56:48.000 We're not going to the southwest side of Chicago.

06:56:52.000 But, yeah, I just, the whole idea of being like impaired or, you know, in an altered state of mind, just, I hate that.

06:57:02.000 Like, I don't take drugs.

06:57:05.000 Even like things that are like to help me, I don't, I skeeve that.

06:57:12.000 I get extreme anxiety about anything like.

06:57:14.000 Physiological that happens, you know, like when I was in high school we were in health class and they went over like all the different illicit drugs and what they did to you, and I literally like had a full-on panic attack because they were describing like oh, like your, you know blood vessels expanding, like you know, all this stuff happens in your body and i'm like please just stop talking, I can't handle it.

06:57:35.000 So that's why I don't think that's why it is with alcohol, but that's just sort of my general like feelings toward Yeah, I just don't like not being able to think straight.

06:58:01.000 Yeah, yeah.

06:58:02.000 I like having a clear head.

06:58:04.000 I like being in control.

06:58:07.000 I like being lucid.

06:59:39.000 I've tried various things over the years, radio, television, yeah, reading does help.

06:59:48.000 I had a sound maker, it was like, um, beach noise, the rain, I think my favorite was the beach, I don't even like the beach, so I've tried, like, people all the time are trying You guys should get some spaghetti, try this place called Teddy's.

07:00:16.000 People always try to give me advice, like, oh, you should just try this, like, I've tried everything, melatonin, NyQuil, television.

07:00:26.000 Television, radio, sound maker, you know, like, everything you could think of, and I just, you know, ever since I was a baby, I could sleep, constantly thinking hyper aware of sleeping problems,

07:00:54.000 I watch you sleep, because if I'm tired, I go to sleep, and if I'm not, I don't, I just don't get tired, when what do you do, thanks for loving us, juice, your real one homie, Good night.

07:01:10.000 That's what I meant I do.

07:01:12.000 Some things, also, some things key me up. 0.98

07:01:15.000 Like, there's some things that'll throw me off where I'll be, okay, and then I'll get a text message from somebody or, you know, something will fuck with my head. 0.61

07:01:23.000 And then I'm like, then I'm just done to stay up forever. 0.92

07:02:04.000 Addicted or...

07:02:37.000 sorry. 0.99

07:02:47.000 I'm based in Red Pill, but I can't stop watching Broming Millennial. 1.00

07:02:50.000 She's too hot. 1.00

07:02:55.000 I just smirk because I can't smile.

07:02:58.000 Like you said, I can't smile on command.

07:03:00.000 So I just smirk.

07:03:01.000 Like, I smile a lot if I have something to smile about.

07:03:04.000 Yeah, same.

07:03:05.000 When they're like, say, cheese, I'm like, I give them a smirk because that's the best I can do.

07:03:10.000 Otherwise, I'll look like a creature.

07:03:12.000 I find if I try to giggle, that can work, sort of.

07:03:15.000 Giggle.

07:03:17.000 Giggle.

07:03:18.000 Well, because you sort of smile, like.

07:03:22.000 Smiling when you're laughing, right?

07:03:25.000 Let's never be giggling.

07:03:31.000 Giggle, giggle, giggle.

07:03:58.000 She just got sent a cell phone about Google Maps, dude.

07:04:22.000 I think I've been to a different location, but...

07:04:24.000 Got a good...

07:04:38.000 Apparently he does live in Chicago, according to the chart.

07:04:54.000 I hope I still have my keys.

07:05:01.000 What parts of Michigan did you go to?

07:05:03.000 Kamiya are you going to Michigan at all? 0.98

07:05:36.000 Shout out

07:06:41.000 from WarioFuefsco, certified forklift driver.

07:06:44.000 Outer Heaven Discord DAY yay, yay.

07:07:00.000 Nick, try meditating before you go to bed.

07:07:03.000 Doing nothing and just breathing for a few minutes helps a lot.

07:07:06.000 I'm sure he's tried meditating.

07:07:09.000 Yeah, well, meditating is good.

07:07:14.000 I actually haven't tried it.

07:07:16.000 To get to sleep, you haven't tried meditating?

07:07:19.000 What do you mean, meditating?

07:07:21.000 You know, where you like try to focus on like different parts of your body to like relax.

07:07:27.000 I'm just surprised you haven't tried it.

07:07:29.000 You said you've tried everything.

07:07:30.000 Yeah, I forgot something.

07:07:33.000 He said he's normally the first thing people try, that's the thing.

07:07:53.000 That's the thing.

07:07:55.000 Show me guys.

07:08:00.000 That's you.

07:08:01.000 That's the first time I've ever created that much.

07:08:06.000 That's what I'm playing since I go, I go.

07:08:08.000 So don't do it.

07:08:11.000 Alright, I'll get behind you talking about it.

07:08:17.000 It's a cat, man.

07:08:20.000 Okay.

07:08:28.000 We use a galaxy.

07:08:30.000 We get a letter back in this time.

07:08:33.000 I said, it's the same thing.

07:08:35.000 It's not until you put it on one of your father.

07:08:38.000 I don't know.

07:08:48.000 I don't know why we're going to use this top.

07:08:49.000 Okay.

07:08:51.000 Correct.

07:08:51.000 You just want to find more decent coverage.

07:08:54.000 Okay.

07:08:55.000 Okay.

07:08:57.000 This is...

07:09:14.000 This is totally relaxed.

07:09:16.000 I'm not going to...

07:09:18.000 This is the whole idea of...

07:09:20.000 I might just sit cross-legged and like, you know, the camera might use it, it'll lie down.

07:09:28.000 You know, I refuse to say, I do a lot.

07:09:36.000 One more shot, pray instead of meditating.

07:09:42.000 And, wow, pray.

07:09:49.000 Wow.

07:09:54.000 Pretty dark too, up in the city.

07:09:57.000 Yeah.

07:10:00.000 Oh God, up in the city.

07:10:02.000 Well, I think it's a great thing.

07:10:06.000 Huh.

07:10:12.000 This is so cool.

07:10:15.000 The truck.

07:10:18.000 The model is $52.

07:10:21.000 I didn't see that.

07:10:23.000 This is so cool.

07:10:23.000 That was a great thing.

07:10:31.000 Oh God.

07:10:32.000 This is so cool.

07:10:32.000 You got one?

07:10:32.000 This is so cool.

07:10:36.000 It's so cool.

07:10:37.000 You're a game for this.

07:10:40.000 I'm so cool.

07:10:41.000 You're a little bit right here.

07:10:44.000 You're a little salsa. 0.99

07:10:45.000 Yeah, you're a little salsa. 1.00

07:10:48.000 You have to do that salsa? 0.93

07:10:50.000 Nah, salsa. 0.58

07:10:51.000 Milo's and Lolly.

07:10:53.000 Now this is Peak Optics.

07:10:55.000 Love you kings.

07:11:07.000 You don't have to sit cross legged or say oh more anything.

07:11:10.000 You just breathe and think about nothing for a few minutes.

07:12:44.000 Wow.

07:12:45.000 Oh, me being the Chad?

07:12:46.000 Yeah, I don't know.

07:12:48.000 I'm getting nice, I guess.

07:13:01.000 Nearly eight hours and no end bomb.

07:13:04.000 Well done.

07:14:18.000 The most 1.00

07:19:17.000 annoying fucking music ever. 1.00

07:19:56.000 The embers 1.00

07:22:55.000 of the fruit of.

07:22:56.000 The Holy Spirit tried praying and giving thanks for various things in your life to God.

07:23:00.000 You can be intelligent and sleep with a peaceful mind. 0.75

07:23:04.000 Admittedly, there is a genome appeal to being an anxiety rod genius. 0.96

07:23:47.000 I hope Charlie Kirk busts through those restaurant doors right now all crazy-eyed and just turns to Nick and yells, you, you ruined my life.

07:24:02.000 Nit turn around Every punishment is like ironic, you know, like in the inferno, everybody was their punishment in hell is sort of like an ironic twist on their sins in life. 0.94

07:24:31.000 I find this is the case with these girls.

07:24:34.000 Like, everybody learns the hard way, but in a slightly different way. 1.00

07:24:39.000 You know, there's that Kofi girl, where all these fucking people are simping her. 1.00

07:24:48.000 She's a racist. 1.00

07:24:49.000 And, you know, well, I get the girl. 0.97

07:24:53.000 It was like 80s, so I guess it's a little different.

07:24:56.000 But she was saying, like, oh, my boyfriend.

07:25:00.000 How can you be a white nationalist if you eat Mexican food? 1.00

07:25:05.000 Well, it's obviously a dog shit. 1.00

07:25:06.000 Well, wait, wait. 1.00

07:25:07.000 So people were sitting there, and they were like, oh, no, no, they're like, she's fine, she's a Christian. 0.58

07:25:14.000 And then she finds out her body, I was trapped.

07:25:16.000 Yeah, okay. 0.98

07:25:18.000 So it's like, even if there was none of the trap shit going on, it's still pretty. 0.83

07:25:24.000 Who is the most famous person you have blocked on Twitter? 0.96

07:25:38.000 Sort of like Maxol. 1.00

07:25:43.000 Not all X are like that. 1.00

07:25:52.000 But most of them are. 1.00

07:25:54.000 Not all B girls are like that. 1.00

07:25:59.000 Most of them are. 1.00

07:26:01.000 But not all of them are like that.

07:26:03.000 I just think they're just a blade on the community.

07:26:08.000 Every time they get in, they fuck things up in different ways. 0.85

07:26:12.000 It's like.

07:26:12.000 Peter Sweden talked to a girl for like a year, was going to get married, she was a honeypot for the British government.

07:26:22.000 What are you?

07:26:23.000 Peter Sweden.

07:26:23.000 Don't you remember this?

07:26:24.000 He started dating this girl who was a writer for Voice of Europe.

07:26:28.000 Voice of Europe is like his right-wing publication.

07:26:31.000 Turned out she was a literal honeypot for the British government.

07:26:36.000 And so did he get arrested or what happened?

07:26:37.000 I forget how it resolved.

07:26:38.000 I think he just broke up with her, but she caused a lot of drama for him.

07:26:42.000 Tara McCarthy. 1.00

07:26:44.000 She started shit with me. 1.00

07:26:45.000 She was like, look, you either disavow people attacking me or I won't be on a stream with you. 0.99

07:26:51.000 And I'm like, okay, like I'm not going to disavow.

07:26:54.000 She blocks me and then she goes on a stream and she's like, I'm a fourth generation Holocaust survivor. 0.99

07:26:59.000 And she got pregnant on a redlock and she was dating a fucking female. 0.99

07:27:03.000 So every time these people get in, Lauren Southern hired those two homosexuals from Britain, Kaylin Robertson and his trans boyfriend. 1.00

07:27:10.000 And they sold all the secrets of everybody who ever interacted with our son. 1.00

07:27:14.000 Not for little fucking, I think, shit. 1.00

07:27:16.000 Little easy days. 1.00

07:27:18.000 Not even once.

07:27:19.000 Kathy Zhu, another person.

07:27:20.000 She's actually nice.

07:27:20.000 Oh, Kathy Zhu's okay.

07:27:22.000 And then she fucking betrays me. 1.00

07:27:28.000 And she betrayed me because I wouldn't disavow people attacking her. 0.99

07:27:41.000 And she said I want to race to enhance my semi-appearance.

07:27:47.000 That's nice.

07:27:48.000 That's very nice.

07:27:48.000 I guess she wasn't like the others.

07:28:06.000 I'm just like she was.

07:28:11.000 Punished next.

07:28:14.000 Yeah, punished.

07:28:15.000 Man denied.

07:28:16.000 I don't even, what have I even been denied?

07:28:18.000 Nothing.

07:28:18.000 So I see what they are, but they are not going to work.

07:28:30.000 Nick is very handsome IRL.

07:28:45.000 Women radicalized the hour later. 1.00

07:28:49.000 That's the funny thing, but it's true. 1.00

07:28:53.000 We did.

07:29:01.000 Oh, is hiding in here?

07:29:02.000 I am hiding.

07:29:18.000 I was just behind you, Nick, like five minutes ago.

07:29:21.000 Probably, yeah.

07:29:23.000 Some guy came in here looking at us.

07:29:27.000 Oh, yeah, I remember that.

07:29:29.000 Why did he say anything?

07:29:31.000 It's kind of weird.

07:29:33.000 I mean, if you're going to come out no, I actually prefer that.

07:29:37.000 You prefer it when they just act like they're around you?

07:29:40.000 Yeah, I don't want to be approached.

07:29:42.000 I don't want to have to talk to somebody else.

07:29:47.000 It is interesting when you're walking around in public and someone might shout out to you.

07:29:53.000 Yeah.

07:29:54.000 Hey Wild Socks!

07:29:56.000 Hey Wild, is that Wild Socks my favorite 24 7 streamer?

07:30:00.000 I don't really do it all 24 7 anymore.

07:30:05.000 It's the fun, like during the sleep stream, it's not like, well, I don't want to say no one, some dude.

07:30:12.000 It's like usually the numbers are way lower than, you know, like sometimes I've seen it hit like three.

07:30:12.000 I watch sometimes.

07:30:20.000 You know, and at that point it's like, should I really.

07:30:23.000 While like leaving the light on the sun and also like i'm trying to transition away from it as well, because I want to like have time for, you know, personal relationships and stuff.

07:30:38.000 Yeah, I think that's much healthier.

07:30:40.000 Yeah, I remember one thing, your mom would give me a hard time about the 24, 7 thing.

07:30:45.000 It was a very interesting moment because she's like, what are you doing?

07:30:51.000 This is not practical Question.

07:30:55.000 Question. 1.00

07:30:57.000 Since women are so misguided, wouldn't you want them to join the conversation? 1.00

07:31:01.000 Well, I'd say yes, but Nick would say no. 1.00

07:31:04.000 Who said that?

07:31:05.000 Awkward unicorn.

07:31:08.000 What did they say? 0.99

07:31:09.000 They said, since women are so misguided, wouldn't you want them to join the conversation? 1.00

07:31:14.000 Women have nothing to offer to the conversation, in my opinion. 1.00

07:31:14.000 No, no. 1.00

07:31:24.000 They just need to do what they're told by me.

07:31:31.000 That's it. 1.00

07:31:32.000 I don't, you know, women joining the conversation. 0.74

07:31:34.000 What's she gonna say? 0.95

07:31:37.000 What does she have to contribute? 0.98

07:31:38.000 But they're not gonna be there to listen to you if you basically get the fuck out of the community. 0.96

07:31:45.000 They're still on. 0.92

07:31:48.000 There's some women on my show, and they're like, yeah, he's happy, she's right.

07:31:56.000 So, have you got a problem with them typing in chat?

07:32:00.000 I don't usually watch my live chat.

07:32:05.000 On DLive, I try to ban them, you know.

07:32:07.000 I mod my own chat on DLive and I do ban them. 1.00

07:32:11.000 Because when women look, if women want to pretend that they're not women, the live chat is a lot of fun. 1.00

07:32:23.000 Name a bigger shout of the score than Donald Trump. 0.81

07:32:27.000 Is he next single?

07:32:29.000 Yes.

07:32:29.000 Yeah.

07:32:30.000 You're pretty single.

07:32:33.000 My mom was asking that.

07:32:34.000 Really?

07:32:34.000 That's my mom's question.

07:32:36.000 What was she saying about that?

07:32:37.000 She asked, is he next single?

07:32:38.000 If you want women to side with your ideas, you need to. talk to them. 0.95

07:32:43.000 Well, next thing is you just need to talk at them.

07:32:43.000 Nice.

07:32:49.000 You just need to lecture them. 0.99

07:32:51.000 Yeah, men talk, women listen.

07:32:52.000 That's my opinion.

07:32:53.000 Yeah.

07:32:54.000 I mean, I don't know.

07:32:55.000 I've had debates or like talks or whatever, like back and forth discussions on the live chat with men and women.

07:33:04.000 I mean, there's a lot more men than women online.

07:33:07.000 I'm pretty sure when it comes to YouTube, it's like an 80-20 split or something like that with men and women.

07:33:13.000 Nick Flint says, Why don't you confess your love of Catboy to Lee Socks? 0.99

07:33:19.000 But back and forth discussions with women, either they're just like completely fucking stupid and they leave very quickly, or, you know, it's a decent talk on the chat. 1.00

07:33:19.000 Yeah, fine. 1.00

07:33:34.000 And then with guys, there's a lot more of them, so I guess most of the talks are alright. 1.00

07:33:41.000 And someone's gonna know if like schizo is or like completely fucking stupid. 1.00

07:33:48.000 You're fucking wrong. 1.00

07:33:49.000 So, yeah, I don't know. 0.96

07:33:51.000 And also, a lot of the time, But people have a female name in chat, they're not actually a female.

07:34:00.000 Yeah, we are. 0.96

07:34:02.000 It's like, you know, someone's just like a fan of an anime or something, and they're just, they've got their shit in the way after that. 0.99

07:34:17.000 Like, some people attack some of my dogs, and they're like, fuck off, and it's actually just like an anime. 0.99

07:34:27.000 Yeah. 1.00

07:34:28.000 They're very divisive.

07:34:30.000 I like the idea of a voice.

07:34:32.000 There's just a different dynamic now for a male and a female.

07:34:37.000 You know that you don't talk around women the same way you talk around guys.

07:34:42.000 You do?

07:34:43.000 I could even subconsciously change a little bit.

07:34:46.000 I'm not saying you in particular, I'm saying you're universally.

07:34:49.000 Universally, definitely, men change, absolutely.

07:34:53.000 I just don't think I do.

07:34:55.000 I know a lot of guys would be less racist when a woman's around or something like that.

07:35:01.000 Whereas if I don't think I'm probably even more so. 0.89

07:35:04.000 Great night, guys.

07:35:05.000 Cammy, you made a new fan tonight. 1.00

07:35:08.000 And women are always like this. 1.00

07:35:09.000 I just like to do it. 1.00

07:35:12.000 Don't have fucking time. 0.99

07:35:13.000 Don't have a patience. 1.00

07:35:15.000 I don't know what I'm saying.

07:35:23.000 That's right. 0.99

07:35:24.000 I just have sex with that. 0.99

07:35:26.000 You know that song? 0.99

07:35:27.000 It was an old internet song.

07:35:30.000 Show me your name.

07:35:32.000 Someone's got that.

07:35:34.000 I'm telling you all about that.

07:35:38.000 I think you're going to keep going.

07:35:41.000 Yeah.

07:35:42.000 I think you're going to keep going.

07:35:46.000 Yeah. 1.00

07:35:57.000 There you are, women. 1.00

07:36:10.000 Women do make up some portion. 1.00

07:36:12.000 That's the thing. 1.00

07:36:13.000 Women do make up some portion of the community, whether you like it or not, most of the time. 1.00

07:36:17.000 Yeah. 1.00

07:36:17.000 So I think. 1.00

07:36:20.000 Well, that's just it.

07:36:23.000 I mean, everybody's always telling me, you need to attract more women. 0.99

07:36:27.000 You're never going to have women in the movement. 1.00

07:36:28.000 It's like women come no matter what, okay?

07:36:31.000 You're going to have men and women if you have a certain size audience. 0.93

07:36:39.000 Cami's a fedora wearing woman, respected. 0.97

07:36:42.000 Yeah, okay, Z. 0.98

07:36:43.000 Okay. 0.97

07:36:46.000 When are you going to become a Catholic e-girl? 0.99

07:36:51.000 I think you should have a low tolerance for people saying retarded shit in general, and that'll filter out a lot of the problems to women that you're talking about. 0.99

07:37:00.000 You must accept that women and men are different. 0.99

07:37:06.000 Elvis, check. 0.99

07:37:07.000 You must respect Elvis, not American. 0.84

07:37:12.000 You must respect Elvis. 0.97

07:37:13.000 I like Elvis, relax, dude. 0.97

07:37:17.000 Greatest of all, this woman won't be picking you up from the airport. 1.00

07:37:21.000 What the fuck, mom? 1.00

07:37:23.000 What did I say? 1.00

07:37:24.000 Oh, it's Cammie's mom.

07:37:27.000 That's actually my mom.

07:37:29.000 I like your mom.

07:37:30.000 I don't want your mom to be offended by this. 1.00

07:37:32.000 Moms are a different story. 1.00

07:37:33.000 What, so moms are allowed in the chat? 0.98

07:37:35.000 Yes, I love moms, I respect moms, but I'm talking about that's an interesting distinction.

07:37:41.000 I'm 100% serious.

07:37:43.000 I like moms because I do have moms that watch my show.

07:37:47.000 Yeah, I have moms who watch my mom. 0.99

07:37:49.000 Both wouldn't be talking shit like this. 1.00

07:37:52.000 Stop it now, stop the nonsense speech. 1.00

07:37:54.000 He would, he would, if I. Fuck off, Brittany. 1.00

07:37:58.000 Dude, one time when I was in Boston University, I was on Twitter, and I was still, like, slightly famous at the time, and this girl was like. 1.00

07:38:21.000 When I was in Boston, this girl was talking shit at me on Twitter about my politics, and I was like, Shut up, ugly. 0.98

07:38:27.000 And she replied, and she's like, I bet you wouldn't say that to my face. 1.00

07:38:31.000 And I said, Okay, let's meet up in public, and I will tell you to your face.

07:38:35.000 And we did.

07:38:37.000 She told me, Okay, maybe a blue steak coffee on this day at noon.

07:38:41.000 I was like, Okay.

07:38:42.000 So I showed up, I streamed it, and she was actually smitten.

07:38:48.000 She was like, giggling.

07:38:49.000 She's like, Hi. 0.99

07:38:50.000 And I'm like, Hey, like, You're ugly. 1.00

07:38:52.000 Shut the fuck up, John. 1.00

07:38:53.000 So we actually had a back and forth for like an hour. 1.00

07:38:57.000 And I'm like, look, like, you asked me to come here to prove that I would say it in person. 1.00

07:39:00.000 I said, like, I'm here to tell you, shut the fuck up, ugly. 1.00

07:39:04.000 You know, something like that. 1.00

07:39:05.000 I remember exactly, it was something to that effect. 1.00

07:39:08.000 Women will be moms eventually? 1.00

07:39:10.000 Yeah. 1.00

07:39:11.000 No, not necessarily.

07:39:12.000 Not necessarily.

07:39:13.000 Okay, thank you.

07:39:15.000 Bye bye.

07:39:17.000 She thought she had a date?

07:39:18.000 Yeah, and then Nick's just like, nah, I'm here to prove a point.

07:39:22.000 I'm trying to prove a point.

07:39:24.000 Let's see.

07:39:25.000 Did the arcade close?

07:39:26.000 I thought it was open until 2 a.m. and I don't know what it's going to be.

07:39:33.000 Oh, wait.

07:39:33.000 What?

07:39:34.000 Oh, it's a different.

07:39:35.000 I was looking at the wrong thing.

07:39:37.000 Oops.

07:39:39.000 Oops.

07:39:40.000 Do you want to go back to the arcade or do you want to walk around?

07:39:42.000 What do you want to do?

07:39:44.000 Up to you.

07:39:45.000 I have no preference. 1.00

07:39:53.000 Not all women have children, but most women do want them and they're just lost and misguided. 1.00

07:39:59.000 Yeah. 1.00

07:40:00.000 So wouldn't it be better if you told him?

07:40:03.000 Better.

07:40:04.000 Yeah, if you told him, it'd be better if you said, hey, you should have some kids.

07:40:10.000 Boy.

07:40:11.000 Have some kids.

07:40:11.000 Boy.

07:40:12.000 Have some kids.

07:40:14.000 I. Rather than be like, family, fuck off. 1.00

07:40:18.000 I love women, okay? 1.00

07:40:19.000 I'm a woman respecter. 1.00

07:40:21.000 Fuck off, Nick. 1.00

07:40:22.000 I love women. 1.00

07:40:24.000 Do you believe me? 0.85

07:40:25.000 I love women.

07:40:26.000 I, um, look, to me, it's, uh, I've explained this before.

07:40:31.000 Of course, it is all contextual. 1.00

07:40:34.000 You know, I am standing athwart history saying, fuck women, okay? 1.00

07:40:40.000 The whole society is pointed in one direction, and it's towards female empowerment and all this, and I'm like the only guy who's willing to say, no, women need to get in the fucking backseat and shut up. 1.00

07:40:56.000 And, yeah, we have to be, I have to be sort of fanatical or hyper. 0.97

07:41:00.000 Or forceful about it because nobody else is pushing a little bit towards Milo.

07:41:05.000 But that's the issue.

07:41:11.000 Wait, wait, wait.

07:41:14.000 He said this is the second twink in 24 hours you've promoted.

07:41:17.000 I'm bigger than.

07:41:18.000 Who's the other twink?

07:41:20.000 Milo's not a twink.

07:41:21.000 Milo's bigger than Nick and Milo. 0.53

07:41:24.000 Yeah, but you are kind of twinkish.

07:41:25.000 Let's get real. 1.00

07:41:26.000 What the fuck? 1.00

07:41:27.000 Hell. 1.00

07:41:27.000 Like, look, I don't like that terminology because it is gay, but you're. 1.00

07:41:32.000 What young and but I'm not lanky, relatively hairless.

07:41:38.000 Yeah, but I'm not fit, I'm muscular.

07:41:42.000 Well, yeah, but you're not like a bodybuilder.

07:41:45.000 I mean, I don't, I'm not trying to throw shade your way, but I'm saying, like, I don't know, you really don't see it. 0.98

07:41:52.000 No, I'm not promoting twinks.

07:41:55.000 I was on Milo's show, he was promoting me, and Milo's 34. 0.98

07:41:59.000 That's not even, it's not even, we're not even talking about the same fucking sport. 0.97

07:42:04.000 And I'm not promoting lolly socks to you. 0.97

07:42:07.000 I'm just schmooting with my bro here.

07:42:11.000 We'd be doing this on or off stream.

07:42:13.000 I just it's factual.

07:42:14.000 It's factual. 0.98

07:42:15.000 I said that I was going to fucking stream with Nick. 0.98

07:42:18.000 Yeah. 0.98

07:42:19.000 At least one time.

07:42:20.000 So, gotta have the stream on.

07:42:22.000 One time for a nip of really getting him. 1.00

07:42:26.000 So, yeah, so fuck off. 1.00

07:42:26.000 Yeah. 1.00

07:42:28.000 Yeah, okay, so what I was saying before that what were you even saying?

07:42:34.000 Same.

07:42:35.000 So Because I have an IQ over like 105, I can understand When you're being hyperbolic. 1.00

07:42:43.000 Right, most people are fucking no and it's like fuck it. 1.00

07:42:57.000 It annoys me because these retards spill over to my fucking chat and I have to fucking deal with them. 1.00

07:43:05.000 They're like no eagles, Never, yeah, yeah, and it's like, oh fuck, let's not even once. 1.00

07:43:10.000 That's it. 1.00

07:43:11.000 So, you're saying you're saying that to a mama, too, and it's like, she hasn't even said anything, like, she's she's like, fucking, I'm trying to think of a specific example, but like, she said nothing retarded, like, no attention whoring whatsoever, and they're like, fuck off, yeah, yeah, and I'm like, your mom is epic. 0.99

07:43:37.000 I've seen your mom on stream. 0.99

07:43:39.000 She's very nice, very epic.

07:43:41.000 And I think you should be nice here, Mona, by the way.

07:43:44.000 But we are talking about a big problem.

07:43:48.000 Big problem. 1.00

07:43:49.000 Women are out of control. 1.00

07:43:51.000 Everyone knows that. 1.00

07:43:52.000 Everyone knows we're not talking about nice moms like mine or like yours who we love. 1.00

07:43:59.000 We're talking about these women who are belligerent, obnoxious, coarse, vulgar, and we have to be forceful. 0.97

07:44:08.000 And maybe people are going to get the wrong idea or be pushed aside, but we have to be sort of radical and fanatical. 0.99

07:44:15.000 We have to be equally as fanatical in the opposite direction if we want to push people on the issue. 0.96

07:44:22.000 Moderation is gay. 0.99

07:44:24.000 All these people that are out there are like, I think third wave feminism is bad, but. 1.00

07:44:29.000 Oh, no, I don't think women should vote. 0.99

07:44:31.000 It's because here's the thing. 1.00

07:44:33.000 We can't win.

07:44:33.000 That's so sexist.

07:44:35.000 Fuck off. 1.00

07:44:36.000 You're going to give the wrong idea. 1.00

07:44:39.000 No, see, it's a different argument.

07:44:42.000 It's the difference between saying, like, gas decays.

07:44:46.000 Whoa!

07:44:47.000 Oh!

07:44:48.000 I'm saying that as an example.

07:44:49.000 I'm not saying that.

07:44:50.000 I'm just saying I disavow that.

07:44:50.000 Relax.

07:44:52.000 I love Jews. 1.00

07:44:53.000 Yeah, so.

07:44:55.000 There's a difference between saying that and then saying, okay, there's some problems with Israel or whatever, right?

07:45:03.000 And I'm saying that saying women shouldn't vote because every time the majority of women voting have gotten their way, bad things have happened. 1.00

07:45:15.000 That's different to saying women fuck off, right? 0.99

07:45:19.000 So if you say, as a woman, it is in your best interest to not be able to vote because If you know what's good for you, you would vote for the things that you're going to get anyway if women aren't allowed to vote. 1.00

07:45:32.000 Right? 0.99

07:45:33.000 Uh huh.

07:45:33.000 Yeah.

07:45:34.000 It's a different argument.

07:45:36.000 I just think that, but if we're going to return to women not voting, I mean, that attitude is so different even then.

07:45:43.000 It's not simply them not voting.

07:45:44.000 I mean, directionally, it's just completely different from where we are now.

07:45:48.000 It was more towards, you know, like, look.

07:45:52.000 Lolly is clearly not woke on the fanboy question.

07:46:04.000 Problems of the Eternal Clemur can't relate.

07:46:08.000 Hey, I didn't want to say it, but uh.

07:46:12.000 Yeah, okay, I'm a kid, man.

07:46:14.000 That's why.

07:46:18.000 I'm just, Like, I underwent the thought wars, right?

07:46:31.000 I participated in the thought wars, which was something that divided the dissident right a couple of years ago.

07:46:36.000 And all the arguments were made by the other side.

07:46:39.000 You know, women on net are good, women attract other women, and so on. 0.97

07:46:42.000 Radicalize all people everywhere. 1.00

07:46:45.000 It's radicalized.

07:46:46.000 That's what I'm doing every day.

07:46:49.000 Every day.

07:46:51.000 I'm on that radicalizing all people everywhere game.

07:46:54.000 But, what was I saying? 0.93

07:46:59.000 Yes.

07:46:59.000 All those arguments in favor of women in the movement have been proven wrong.

07:47:02.000 What I've Found is you have a male only space, women come in, and this is how the dynamic changes. 0.85

07:47:11.000 Automatically, you will get one class of men who will stay the same.

07:47:15.000 You know, it's a hierarchical, whatever sort of structure, social hierarchy, and men, you know, there will be one group of men that says, okay, a woman has come in, nothing has changed.

07:47:26.000 We're gonna still, you know, have a meritocracy, we're still gonna have a social hierarchy, and we're gonna have things the way that they are. 0.66

07:47:33.000 That's class number one. 0.99

07:47:34.000 Class number two says we will change our behaviors to benefit the women. 1.00

07:47:40.000 You know, we will compete with the men. 1.00

07:47:43.000 We all know the kind of person I'm talking about who wants a woman walking. 0.99

07:47:47.000 There is no God but Allah, and Muhammad is his messenger. 1.00

07:47:50.000 Blasphemy.

07:47:51.000 Men who will say, Oh, a woman has come in. 1.00

07:47:54.000 Now I'm going to pick on you to impress her.

07:47:56.000 Oh, a woman has come in. 1.00

07:47:57.000 Now I'm going to whip my dick out and show everybody what a man I am because a woman's here. 1.00

07:48:01.000 And naturally, this creates conflict. 1.00

07:48:04.000 Women, by their very existence in male spaces, create conflict when it's co ed like that. 0.99

07:48:10.000 And so to me, that breeds disjointed. 1.00

07:48:13.000 I see those as weak men, and I don't see them as offering that much.

07:48:17.000 It's not necessarily that they're weak, it's just that this is just sort of the natural. 0.98

07:48:21.000 Dynamic that arises when women come in. 0.99

07:48:24.000 I don't think it's conscious and just something that, I mean, yeah, okay, maybe we could kick out certain men and blah, blah, blah. 0.96

07:48:32.000 But to me, the simplest thing is let's just keep male-only spaces male-only and let's have co-ed spaces and let's have female spaces.

07:48:38.000 But when you try to make everything co-ed.

07:48:41.000 No, I don't agree with everything being co-ed. 0.64

07:48:43.000 Yeah, and politics must be male, in my opinion. 1.00

07:48:45.000 I think women have virtually. 1.00

07:48:47.000 Holy shit, net truth. 1.00

07:48:50.000 Based women question? 1.00

07:48:53.000 I've been battling the. 1.00

07:48:55.000 Femmoid, my whole career. 0.96

07:49:01.000 I know. 1.00

07:49:02.000 And I don't have a.

07:49:04.000 And I, damn right, I don't have a GF to answer to when it comes to this because people are always like, that's always the natural. 0.86

07:49:10.000 Oh, well, you don't have a girlfriend. 0.89

07:49:13.000 Well, you're not going to get a girlfriend.

07:49:15.000 It's like, I'm invincible because the amount of apathy I have towards that.

07:49:20.000 I'm like, I seek what is best for the race.

07:49:26.000 For the people, for America. 1.00

07:49:29.000 And so, I am not shackled to pussy. 1.00

07:49:33.000 I am not a slave to coochie. 1.00

07:49:37.000 I've said this on my show before. 1.00

07:49:41.000 Well, the only problem I've ever had with, and obviously your experience is different on your show, but the only problem I've ever had with being in co-ed space on my show is autists. 0.96

07:49:59.000 hardlining the fucking, you know, feminine question and just spamming that shit whenever someone says something that's not even mildly, there's nothing wrong with it. 0.97

07:50:14.000 That's the only problem you see? 1.00

07:50:15.000 Yeah.

07:50:15.000 That's interesting.

07:50:17.000 Yeah, because I know a lot of e-girls like to turn the tables on this and they're like, well, the real problem is men. 0.99

07:50:25.000 The real problem is, I hear this all the time from femboys, we're like, Say, shut up, be trad, and they're like, I'm trad, but men are weak and they need to be strong. 0.99

07:50:38.000 And it's like, maybe you need to shut up, maybe you need to shut up and go away. 1.00

07:50:47.000 Hey, bitch, shut up, take a hike. 1.00

07:50:56.000 Men are talking, that's our job, that's my job as a man. 1.00

07:51:00.000 to go up to another man and say, yo, you need a man up.

07:51:05.000 Be a man.

07:51:06.000 Grow a pair. 1.00

07:51:07.000 Hey, woman, step aside. 1.00

07:51:09.000 That's my job. 1.00

07:51:10.000 Women's job is to empower the man.

07:51:12.000 You know you love me, Nick. 0.91

07:51:14.000 What does it say?

07:51:14.000 What is that?

07:51:15.000 It says, you know you love me, Nick.

07:51:18.000 Yeah, I love you.

07:51:18.000 Oh, Kathy's you.

07:51:19.000 Yeah, she's great.

07:51:20.000 Terrific.

07:51:22.000 Would you say that there's some crossover with, I'm not saying you, obviously, but would you say there's some crossover with this, uh, With incels.

07:51:34.000 Just, would you say that's where some of the appeal of this argument comes from?

07:51:39.000 Well, when you throw the I word at me, it kind of caught me off guard. 0.83

07:51:43.000 I'm not saying you're obviously not an incel. 0.78

07:51:46.000 You're clearly a volcel, right?

07:51:48.000 You're definitely above average in attractiveness. 0.81

07:51:51.000 Now people are going to call me gay.

07:51:52.000 Thanks.

07:51:53.000 You've got some more.

07:51:53.000 You're rich.

07:51:55.000 I'm not.

07:51:56.000 I'm very poor.

07:51:57.000 I need more.

07:51:58.000 Send more super chats.

07:51:59.000 I'm dying.

07:52:00.000 I'm hungry.

07:52:02.000 Send more super chats.

07:52:06.000 You're passionate about something, right?

07:52:09.000 You called me handsome.

07:52:09.000 Yeah.

07:52:11.000 Kind of felt a little warm inside of you. 0.99

07:52:14.000 You know, so you could easily get a girl if you wanted one. 0.99

07:52:18.000 Right? 0.99

07:52:18.000 But there's. 0.99

07:52:19.000 There's a lot of guys.

07:52:22.000 On the internet, they couldn't easily get any girl if they wanted. 0.65

07:52:29.000 And I think that I wouldn't know how much of it there is, but I'm thinking it could actually be a large portion of the people that are with you on this nofemoid thing.

07:52:45.000 Somali women are the most attractive women on the planet.

07:52:48.000 I see. 0.99

07:52:49.000 I think as a jab, you have to check your privilege at the door a little bit and realize that.

07:52:55.000 You know, there are a lot of men who are average, you know, or even somewhat below average, but they can't.

07:53:04.000 We know that we have hypergamy now, or whatever you would call it, where, you know, this, this, and I don't know if this is like incel, I don't know if you would say this is like incel theory or incel ideas, but the idea that the top, you know, what, excuse me, the top, whatever percentage men are attracting virtually all the women.

07:53:23.000 Yeah. 0.55

07:53:24.000 And, you know, what is it, 80% of the men are fighting over the Crumbs, you know, the fighting over the bottom, just a crumb of cake, yeah, that's right.

07:53:37.000 And, um, yeah, I think there is overlap, but I don't think it's unjustified.

07:53:42.000 I mean, look, so called, so called incels, I even don't even use that word unironically anymore.

07:53:49.000 The so called incels or whatever, I mean, they're people too, and they're a big part of the population.

07:53:55.000 I think it's a social problem.

07:53:56.000 And look, the answer is that.

07:53:59.000 Women have been empowered.

07:54:00.000 You know, when women are empowered and when the sexual dynamic is changed because of birth control and all this kind of stuff that makes casual sex possible, dating apps, whatever. 0.84

07:54:10.000 It's mostly the birth control tool.

07:54:13.000 It is mostly the birth control, yeah. 0.77

07:54:15.000 When women are empowered to act like men and their sexuality is like men's, this is the kind of dynamic that is produced. 0.69

07:54:21.000 So, yeah, but I think. 0.59

07:54:23.000 You saw the guys asking questions during the Grow Hyper Wars.

07:54:26.000 Not a bad looking group of guys overall.

07:54:29.000 True.

07:54:30.000 Yeah, true, but the order was.

07:54:32.000 There was one. 0.99

07:54:33.000 Wasn't the order if you're ugly, don't go. 0.98

07:54:36.000 Yeah, that's true. 0.73

07:54:38.000 Because I'd say that, like, if I was coordinating anything where there was going to be a public presence, I'd be like, yeah, I'll go to the back.

07:54:47.000 I'll go to the back.

07:54:48.000 You just play Intel or something.

07:54:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

07:54:53.000 Yeah, I just, um.

07:54:56.000 It's so interesting to me because I.

07:54:59.000 It is.

07:54:59.000 Look.

07:55:00.000 Look.

07:55:01.000 You are a Chad, and I don't, again, no home away.

07:55:05.000 I feel like Chads do see it very differently.

07:55:10.000 I feel like they grasp each other. 0.85

07:55:11.000 What, because, like, women behave differently around Chads? 1.00

07:55:14.000 I think that's a big part of it, yeah. 0.94

07:55:16.000 I remember when Gavin McGinnis made the Proud Boys for us a meal only fraternity, and we all know how that turned out.

07:55:22.000 Male only spaces are ostracized by the government and education systems.

07:55:27.000 Even Boy Scouts have trenies now. 1.00

07:55:29.000 Fuck you, girls, and fuck women. 1.00

07:55:32.000 I think e boys and chats have a different perspective because to them, like, the system is working fine. 1.00

07:55:42.000 Right?

07:55:43.000 Because the system for a good looking, tall, you know, as Eggman would say, genetically superior male, you know, I remember that Blackmail video.

07:55:54.000 For them, the system is not broken.

07:55:56.000 For them, you know, they find women are readily available and so on. 1.00

07:56:01.000 And all this is to say, they're sort of the beneficiary of hypergamy and the way women are. 1.00

07:56:08.000 I don't know if they're living fulfilled, happy lives, but it's not quite the same. 1.00

07:56:12.000 Women who date black guys should be shunned. 1.00

07:56:20.000 True. 1.00

07:56:21.000 Disavow that bloated rhetoric.

07:56:24.000 Me too.

07:56:26.000 But they, you know, does Thomas Wayne know what it's like to be somebody like me?

07:56:33.000 To be anybody but himself?

07:56:36.000 They don't.

07:56:37.000 They think that we'll just sit there and take it like good little boys.

07:56:42.000 I mean, look, but that's, I mean, I don't know.

07:56:45.000 I mean, there's something to that.

07:56:48.000 So, here's one thing.

07:56:51.000 This is. 1.00

07:56:53.000 You're probably gonna call it fucking stupid. 1.00

07:56:55.000 Oh, but. 1.00

07:56:56.000 Simp check.

07:56:58.000 It's here and lay it on me. 1.00

07:57:01.000 I think a lot of guys simp to whatever the fuck women want. 1.00

07:57:01.000 I think. 1.00

07:57:07.000 Yeah. 1.00

07:57:08.000 So, if women want what we want, we basically convert the simps automatically. 1.00

07:57:17.000 Right? 1.00

07:57:20.000 Yeah. 1.00

07:57:21.000 If you fuck off the women and then convert the sims, well, now you've still got the sims, but you don't have the women. 1.00

07:57:27.000 I just think it's all upside down because men must lead. 1.00

07:57:31.000 And that, what's critical of what I'm getting, this is to your point, what's critical of what I'm getting at is sort of a rejection of, you know, what's most important is just the rejection of simping, is this attitude of, oh, fuck feminines, you know. 1.00

07:57:52.000 Just fuck them. 1.00

07:57:53.000 And once that attitude is embraced, I think that then allows men to leave, in my opinion. 1.00

07:57:59.000 That once we adopt this attitude of, oh, you know, women wanted to be a certain way, fuck what they want, then men can finally assert themselves. 0.96

07:58:09.000 But all this, I hear this so often, it's this upside down thinking, which is like, well, if we attract women to the movement, then women will bring the men. 0.98

07:58:20.000 But they will never come over. 0.51

07:58:21.000 Because women are irrational and I mean like hello Adam and Eve department tempted by the devil. 1.00

07:58:29.000 They cannot be ordered, they cannot create order. 1.00

07:58:32.000 I don't agree with trying to tailor your community to women yes, like particularly trying to attract them, or anything like that. 1.00

07:58:39.000 I'm more talking about ones that sort of just show up, I don't. 0.97

07:58:44.000 Yeah, I think you do. 0.99

07:58:46.000 You're fucking doomed to fail if you try to yeah, specifically try to attract women. 1.00

07:58:51.000 I think if you're a woman and you did, I don't know, like Trad cooking show or something like that. 1.00

07:58:59.000 Who the fuck would watch that? 1.00

07:59:01.000 Women would watch that. 1.00

07:59:02.000 No, they wouldn't. 1.00

07:59:03.000 Women want to watch Magic Mike. 1.00

07:59:07.000 Women want to watch. 1.00

07:59:08.000 All they want to do is eat hot chip, be bisexual, and watch Magic Mike, okay? 1.00

07:59:14.000 No, I think that's a myth. 0.98

07:59:15.000 I think that has always been the most pervasive idea is that, oh, if you know, tits out Lauren Southern and, you know, whatever name is roaming millennial, if they make content, women are going to be attracted to that.

07:59:26.000 No, men are attracted to that. 0.94

07:59:28.000 You're eating a bunch of thirsty boomers who are like, You're beautiful. 1.00

07:59:28.000 Men will. 1.00

07:59:32.000 You're beautiful.

07:59:33.000 I love you.

07:59:34.000 You know, I love watching you.

07:59:35.000 I love your recipes.

07:59:38.000 Please, a crumb, please.

07:59:40.000 That's what I'm saying. 0.98

07:59:45.000 Yeah, but TPUSA is also kind of Jewish, so it's going to be a plan. 0.92

07:59:55.000 Nick, are you ever going to go to Minneapolis? 0.97

07:59:59.000 Ever?

08:00:00.000 Never is a long time.

08:00:00.000 I don't know.

08:00:01.000 Probably at some point in the future, but I have no plans.

08:00:04.000 Someone's going to do a fan art where, you know, Plato and Aristotle.

08:00:08.000 Fanist picture with the.

08:00:08.000 Yeah.

08:00:09.000 Ah, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:00:11.000 Yeah, they're going to do it. 1.00

08:00:12.000 You're going to be like, fuck. 1.00

08:00:13.000 And I'll be like, yeah, yeah. 1.00

08:00:16.000 The, uh, Symposium.

08:00:18.000 And I'll be like, but as Chad's, we can't really.

08:00:22.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:00:24.000 The dialectic, Aristotle.

08:00:26.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:00:29.000 That's funny.

08:00:33.000 I, look, I mean, it's, um, you know.

08:00:37.000 Again, I'll fully admit that I'm sort of speaking off anecdotes here.

08:00:41.000 Yeah, that's fair.

08:00:43.000 But also, you kind of are as well.

08:00:44.000 I am, yeah.

08:00:46.000 I just, uh I find that yeah, I find that there's, in my experience, ones that have never caused any problems.

08:00:46.000 I am.

08:00:57.000 And there's not a woman in the world who doesn't cause problems. 1.00

08:01:03.000 There's never been a woman who doesn't cause any problems. 1.00

08:01:08.000 I don't think I know one woman who doesn't cause problems. 1.00

08:01:12.000 For me, or in general. 1.00

08:01:16.000 I just think, I just look, I don't know if it's gonna offend you, but.

08:01:20.000 Nah, I think we should also, I think we should stop saying, I don't know if it's gonna offend you.

08:01:25.000 Well, I mean, like, on a personal level.

08:01:26.000 Nah, we both know it won't.

08:01:28.000 I don't want to hurt your feelings.

08:01:30.000 I don't know if you, if you fully have embraced the, like, just the sex differences and how radical they are between men and women.

08:01:41.000 I'm not, I'm not. 0.99

08:01:42.000 Do the same hard girls, one can be any pussy scene, it would be epic. 0.99

08:01:46.000 Your worldview is accounting for the significance of these differences, the gravity of these differences. 0.96

08:01:54.000 Because to me, it's like women are so different from men, and like directionally, that's where we need to be. 0.64

08:02:01.000 It's like they are very different, and if they are very different, they have to be treated very differently, and we have to have a special regard for the mixing. 0.97

08:02:08.000 It's the same thing with race or religion or anything else in an analogous way. 0.82

08:02:15.000 I'm going to say, well, if they're here, we'll just kick out bad people, you know, bad men and bad women.

08:02:25.000 To me, it's like, well, you're calling me a Sivnat.

08:02:28.000 I'm not calling you a Sivnat.

08:02:29.000 Yeah, you are. 1.00

08:02:30.000 You're a Sivnat. 0.99

08:02:31.000 Femmoid Sivnat. 1.00

08:02:33.000 I remember that every day.

08:02:35.000 It's funny because my teenagers.

08:02:39.000 I don't know.

08:02:40.000 You're wearing the pink skirt.

08:02:45.000 Is there a sympathy there?

08:02:46.000 Is there a sympathizer? 0.70

08:02:50.000 Femmoid Sympathizer? 0.70

08:02:53.000 It's sort of like. 1.00

08:02:54.000 Women's biological instinct is to shit test men to see if they stand resolute in their morals. 1.00

08:02:59.000 You cannot seem to an amorphous being. 1.00

08:03:02.000 That's right.

08:03:04.000 We have to intern all sins.

08:03:06.000 While the thought wars happen, people like you have to be interned.

08:03:09.000 Thoughts on arranged marriage?

08:03:10.000 That's true. 0.51

08:03:11.000 You're just going to be turned.

08:03:13.000 It's sort of like.

08:03:14.000 What we have to do is.

08:03:15.000 You remember Odysseus in the Odyssey?

08:03:18.000 They had to plug their ears so they would resist the sirens' call.

08:03:21.000 That's what we must do.

08:03:22.000 You got to tie me up.

08:03:24.000 That's right.

08:03:24.000 Because you're looking at him.

08:03:26.000 In 10 years, when we are. 1.00

08:03:28.000 Mainstream, the majority of women will follow a nigga like slaves. 1.00

08:03:32.000 He gets shit and pissed, and come and they would giggle. 1.00

08:03:42.000 I don't waste my time talking to chicks on the internet. 1.00

08:03:47.000 In fact, I actively avoid it. 0.73

08:03:49.000 No, I do.

08:03:53.000 I avoid them because I know it's a waste of time.

08:03:58.000 You don't believe me? 1.00

08:04:02.000 I think you do talk to e-girls, don't you? 1.00

08:04:05.000 Nar. 1.00

08:04:06.000 Nar.

08:04:06.000 You sure?

08:04:07.000 Nar.

08:04:08.000 check e-girl you want to check my phone no i don't i have no i'm driving i have to keep my eyes on the road what do you want here i'll show you no i don't i don't need to see i take your word for it i trust you i'm just saying I'm just telling you what will happen.

08:04:08.000 You sure?

08:04:33.000 You don't have to listen to me.

08:04:36.000 I tell everybody this.

08:04:37.000 Like, look, you don't have to. 0.97

08:04:38.000 I'm a crazy old. 0.99

08:04:39.000 I'm a crank. 1.00

08:04:40.000 The old man Fuentes, that guy's crazy. 0.96

08:04:44.000 He got fired from RFSBN years ago because he went off his rocker. 0.97

08:04:48.000 Don't listen to him.

08:04:49.000 Oh, he's just trying to scare you.

08:04:51.000 Okay, fine.

08:04:53.000 But, oh, everybody learns eventually.

08:04:57.000 You know, you can do it the easy way. 1.00

08:04:59.000 Fuck femoids. 1.00

08:05:00.000 You can do it the hard way. 1.00

08:05:01.000 And, you know, they got you by the balls. 0.99

08:05:04.000 I've seen it happen many times. 0.99

08:05:07.000 I've been around the block.

08:05:09.000 Like, I'm a little older than you.

08:05:10.000 No, you're actually older than me.

08:05:12.000 Slightly, but.

08:05:13.000 By a month.

08:05:14.000 By a month and a half.

08:05:16.000 I'm a little older than you.

08:05:17.000 I've been around the block.

08:05:18.000 I've seen things.

08:05:20.000 Well, if they start shooting out the community, it's pretty easy to ban them.

08:05:27.000 Well, how about, what's her name?

08:05:29.000 You know, blessed Persian.

08:05:31.000 What was her name?

08:05:32.000 Nassim Agdam.

08:05:36.000 You know her?

08:05:37.000 Oh, the chick that shot up YouTube.

08:05:38.000 Yeah, that tragic and terrible thing that happened.

08:05:42.000 I'm just saying.

08:05:43.000 I'm just saying what we have to do. 0.78

08:05:44.000 What, you'd ban her? 0.82

08:05:45.000 No.

08:05:46.000 No, I wouldn't either. 1.00

08:05:47.000 I'm just saying, like, it's femoids. 0.98

08:05:51.000 It's not even that. 0.84

08:05:52.000 It's as much.

08:05:54.000 It's as much more subtle than that.

08:05:56.000 It's not like they're going to be shooting anything up, but they might as well be.

08:06:00.000 They might as well be shooting up internally the movement.

08:06:05.000 It's like Osmosis Jones.

08:06:08.000 They get on the microscopic level and they're shooting up inside of you, blowing things up. 1.00

08:06:16.000 They're inside your brain, ripping shit apart. 0.99

08:06:19.000 Look, I'm just saying, it's okay. 1.00

08:06:21.000 You go into the e-girls movement, that's fine. 1.00

08:06:24.000 By all means. 1.00

08:06:25.000 It's your life.

08:06:27.000 This is my opinion.

08:06:31.000 You know, it's just my opinion.

08:06:33.000 It's like Egghead says, Fantana.

08:06:35.000 You know, this is. 1.00

08:06:39.000 What I love the most is that feminists don't like the way I talk about them. 1.00

08:06:43.000 They freak out. 1.00

08:06:44.000 And the best part is, like, I just don't care. 1.00

08:06:47.000 You know, they're like, man, you suck. 1.00

08:06:50.000 I don't like you. 1.00

08:06:51.000 And I'm like, you're a sexist. 0.97

08:06:52.000 And what about it? 0.69

08:06:53.000 You know?

08:06:54.000 Oh, and what about it?

08:06:55.000 What are you going to do? 0.95

08:06:55.000 You're a misogynist. 0.95

08:06:58.000 You have no power over me. 0.92

08:07:00.000 I'm free.

08:07:01.000 You have to.

08:07:01.000 I'm free.

08:07:02.000 An ugly South African black woman was just named Miss Universe. 1.00

08:07:06.000 We really be in Clown World. 1.00

08:07:07.000 Oh. 0.99

08:07:07.000 How the fuck would they win that? 0.99

08:07:11.000 Clown world. 1.00

08:07:13.000 Clown check. 0.99

08:07:24.000 Male exit. 1.00

08:07:25.000 You keep going in your own way. 1.00

08:07:25.000 No, they gotta work. 1.00

08:07:27.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:07:28.000 No!

08:07:29.000 I become MGTOW.

08:07:31.000 See, that's the pro. 0.99

08:07:33.000 See, I understand not wanting women in male communities that are specifically designated as male communities. 0.76

08:07:41.000 It's when you get a spillover and that is then used to divide men and women, period.

08:07:50.000 I've heard of this before.

08:07:52.000 You're letting up.

08:07:53.000 I have. 0.99

08:07:53.000 I've heard this from a lot of wigmats take up this argument. 0.99

08:07:57.000 They're like, irony, bro.

08:08:00.000 It's DNC.

08:08:01.000 They're trying to turn white men against white women.

08:08:03.000 And it's like, no, bro.

08:08:05.000 I'm not saying you're doing that.

08:08:07.000 I'm just saying that's kind of consequence.

08:08:14.000 Sacrificing your dignity in order to gain a woman's approval is layman definitely simping, but the term is being overused by guys who are unwilling to seek out suitable partners.

08:08:23.000 These girls exist.

08:08:26.000 That's a good way of putting it. 1.00

08:08:28.000 I don't think simping is overused.

08:08:30.000 I don't think it can be overused enough.

08:08:33.000 I think we've got, look, I mean, again, my.

08:08:36.000 I think people misunderstand where I'm coming from.

08:08:38.000 I think it's a.

08:08:39.000 No, I don't think.

08:08:40.000 I don't think I'm misunderstanding where you're coming from.

08:08:43.000 I agree where you're coming from. 1.00

08:08:46.000 I just don't think it's having the intended effect because retards don't understand the nuance. 1.00

08:08:55.000 To me, the nuance is that. 1.00

08:08:59.000 I'm looking at this as like a civilizational struggle.

08:09:02.000 And if we can get people that instead of being like cucked simps are instead laying down the law, that's what we need.

08:09:15.000 If it's excessive, okay.

08:09:18.000 If it has negative externalities, I don't care.

08:09:22.000 Directionally, we're pushing in the right way. 0.98

08:09:25.000 I think as long as we're getting away from the idea of like femoid empowerment and equality of the sex, And so on, I think directionally that is where we need to be headed. 0.96

08:09:37.000 Directionally sound. 1.00

08:09:38.000 Joe, Joe the Boomer, here women have no place in the movement or in leadership. 1.00

08:09:42.000 They should barely have been seen, much less heard. 1.00

08:09:45.000 Nick, you the Grow, Ipers, Nickers, and the Brepers are better friends than I deserve.

08:09:49.000 Something big is coming, everything will change.

08:09:52.000 Very honest.

08:09:54.000 I wonder if that's a real Joe the Boomer.

08:09:56.000 You know Joe the Boomer?

08:09:59.000 I know someone called Boomer that kept a legend.

08:10:02.000 Joe the Boomer.

08:10:03.000 No, it's only the legend of Joe the Boomer.

08:10:06.000 I heard that he could save the ones he loved from certain dinner.

08:10:18.000 What happened to him?

08:10:21.000 So, Lisa, he's just a good guy.

08:10:22.000 He's from my show.

08:10:24.000 He's one of the famous super chatters.

08:10:27.000 He hosts the Daily Brat, one of the biggest shows on YouTube.

08:10:31.000 He's a good dude.

08:10:33.000 But he does live in Israel.

08:10:34.000 He's severely disabled.

08:10:36.000 He lives in a wheelchair.

08:10:38.000 Had some close calls, almost died a few times.

08:10:42.000 Hit by cars, things like that.

08:10:44.000 He's wheeling himself across the middle of the street.

08:10:46.000 So he's funneling his Israeli disability payments back to America.

08:10:51.000 Yes, that's right.

08:10:52.000 It's like a circle. 0.79

08:10:53.000 Goes from America to Israel back to America again. 0.84

08:10:56.000 3.8 is coming back. 0.53

08:10:58.000 Yeah.

08:10:59.000 Look, I love that.

08:11:04.000 And some, I assume, are good people.

08:11:07.000 They're bringing simps.

08:11:08.000 They're bringing cringe. 1.00

08:11:12.000 They're whores. 1.00

08:11:13.000 And some, I assume, are good people. 1.00

08:11:15.000 Do you want a night walk schmoot or do you want a night drive schmoot?

08:11:21.000 I don't mind, bro.

08:11:23.000 What do you want?

08:11:25.000 No preference.

08:11:26.000 I am completely apathetic.

08:11:28.000 I feel nothing.

08:11:31.000 I only have.

08:11:32.000 Perfect neutral.

08:11:33.000 I am, yeah.

08:11:36.000 So it's up to you.

08:11:37.000 Whatever inkling you have in either direction.

08:11:39.000 If we can walk around somewhere with light, walking would be great.

08:11:43.000 I'll see you like a fun spot in the park.

08:11:46.000 We can go back to where we were walking.

08:11:50.000 True.

08:11:51.000 There was a LOL, lots of light.

08:11:55.000 I don't want to break your nose.

08:12:02.000 Lots of light.

08:12:04.000 Yeah, LOL.

08:12:06.000 I'm LOL.

08:12:09.000 Lots of light, dude.

08:12:18.000 I think I'm going the right way.

08:12:21.000 And I think I might, as a

08:12:52.000 bell don't even stand it.

08:12:53.000 Remember that.

08:12:54.000 Remember that.

08:12:56.000 When I'm gone, remember that. 1.00

08:13:04.000 Biblical woman who served the devil and she used it to corrupt men. 1.00

08:13:12.000 Tonya says, Jezebel, don't even stand a chance. 1.00

08:13:15.000 Your flight for tomorrow? 0.73

08:13:38.000 Oh, yeah, true.

08:13:42.000 I should find one.

08:13:43.000 I guess I could book it on the flight.

08:13:46.000 We should sit down and I'll do that.

08:13:48.000 I'll find a flight.

08:13:49.000 You get a chance to go to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. 0.99

08:14:18.000 They keep asking about Michigan or some shit. 0.99

08:14:22.000 Michigan? 0.99

08:14:23.000 I was thinking about duck taping some knives to my wrists and going down to my local bridge thoughts.

08:14:29.000 Yeah, don't do that.

08:14:32.000 Don't do it, bro. 1.00

08:14:33.000 I thought narwhal tasks were the optimal weapon for bridges. 0.99

08:14:37.000 Narwhal tasks?

08:14:38.000 Car wall moment.

08:15:14.000 You're sleeping.

08:15:15.000 Yeah, boy.

08:15:17.000 Passenger seat.

08:15:29.000 Juice World.

08:15:30.000 Juice World.

08:15:31.000 Is it the Juice World?

08:15:33.000 Why did he die?

08:15:34.000 Seizure.

08:15:35.000 Lean cops.

08:15:36.000 Epstein leaned on the parents.

08:15:38.000 Price of the underworld.

08:15:40.000 Eyes open, lucid dreams.

08:15:42.000 Are the eyes wide shut?

08:15:43.000 Cue out.

08:15:44.000 Trust the plan. 1.00

08:15:46.000 Schizo check.

08:15:47.000 Schizo check.

08:15:51.000 How's the connection so good? 0.96

08:15:53.000 Because I'm not an idiot. 1.00

08:15:56.000 I know how to set my shit. 1.00

08:15:59.000 The delay is short as fuck, honestly. 0.99

08:16:02.000 It's probably like a few seconds. 0.98

08:16:04.000 Remember when Kanye fell asleep with the wheel and he got a car accident?

08:16:11.000 In 2003?

08:16:13.000 Nick's Snowy Girl's message seems to work as intended. 1.00

08:16:16.000 The femoids like Jew get fought and leave, but wives and moms stick around, listen, and support the strong men in their life. 1.00

08:16:22.000 Like the wife at UF who called her Kirk for moving her in line. 0.99

08:16:27.000 Nick used to listen to NF.

08:16:29.000 It has to do, which is cringe, but has Christian, which is totally based.

08:16:33.000 On Christmas, oh

08:17:10.000 yeah, for sure, find some of my favorite Christmas songs.

08:17:18.000 This is one of them.

08:18:02.000 Yeah, I'm saying like, sick if I'm drinking now. 1.00

08:18:11.000 Eating like shit and ass. 1.00

08:18:57.000 Folk salad. 1.00

08:18:59.000 I haven't seen much of his videos.

08:19:02.000 It seems like very esoteric Zoom and stuff.

08:19:05.000 I think it goes over my head, but it seems cool, I guess.

08:19:09.000 He shows up in chat a lot and says hello, so as a person, he's nice.

08:19:18.000 Folk salad is a trio, we've got Ken's meat, we've got Mr. Mungle, and this third fellow.

08:19:27.000 I haven't caught his name. 0.98

08:19:30.000 Well there you go, I didn't even know.

08:19:32.000 I don't even know that.

08:19:32.000 What's that?

08:19:33.000 Yeah.

08:19:34.000 So I guess the show didn't have much.

08:19:35.000 But Kensney's the main guy.

08:19:36.000 Yeah, he's pretty cool.

08:19:39.000 Cool dude.

08:19:40.000 Yeah, I don't really follow online communities or creators or whatever.

08:19:46.000 I'm all just doing my own thing.

08:19:49.000 You know?

08:20:07.000 Sad.

08:20:07.000 Tell me, is this a sad christmas song?

08:20:10.000 Do you think i'll let you know?

08:20:13.000 How many Jared Taylor push-ups can you do?

08:20:16.000 I've actually been doing them.

08:20:17.000 It's a decent ab workout.

08:20:19.000 I can't do it with my arms fully extended, though I have to have them bent, so technically not, but it's also because of my body weight.

08:20:28.000 Yeah, he's pretty light.

08:20:31.000 Yeah, it's easier when you're yeah like thin, like I can't do any of those, the Jared Taylor things.

08:20:42.000 I tried.

08:20:43.000 I talked to him over the summer, and I was like, hey, Mr. Taylor, I tried your fitness.

08:20:49.000 And he's like, oh, how did that go?

08:20:50.000 And I was like, I said, I couldn't even do it.

08:20:53.000 And he's like, oh, my.

08:20:54.000 He was like, very, he was not proud. 1.00

08:20:58.000 Not Aryan until you can do it. 1.00

08:20:59.000 It's only I got to go to the gym. 1.00

08:21:01.000 I got bullied by Uncle Jared.

08:21:03.000 How much do you weigh?

08:21:05.000 I'd say I weigh at least 80 kilos at the moment.

08:21:07.000 That's my guess.

08:21:08.000 I have no idea what that means.

08:21:11.000 How much is a kilo?

08:21:12.000 Do you know off the top of your head?

08:21:17.000 A pound?

08:21:18.000 I think a pound is 0.45 kilos.

08:21:21.000 Okay.

08:21:21.000 So you're weighing 40 pounds?

08:21:28.000 Yeah.

08:21:29.000 You're weighing 160 pounds?

08:21:30.000 Yeah, blow away in the wind.

08:21:32.000 Yeah, I'm probably around, like, yeah, maybe 180 pounds at the end or something.

08:21:39.000 That's my guess.

08:21:40.000 I could be completely wrong.

08:21:42.000 I haven't wiped myself in a long time.

08:21:48.000 You think this is a sad song? 1.00

08:21:52.000 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1.00

08:21:53.000 Left on green. 1.00

08:21:56.000 There's a cop back there.

08:21:59.000 Now it's.

08:21:59.000 Oh, wow.

08:22:00.000 No, no, now it's yellow. 1.00

08:22:04.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

08:22:06.000 It's so hard to follow the rules. 1.00

08:22:09.000 I hope that cop doesn't see Valentine. 0.97

08:22:14.000 It was like red.

08:22:15.000 I started back up.

08:22:16.000 Turns green, I start going forward, turns red again.

08:22:19.000 So is this sad?

08:22:21.000 But you didn't answer my question.

08:22:22.000 Is it sad? 0.99

08:22:23.000 Oh yeah, because you fucked up with the lights and interrupted me. 0.98

08:22:26.000 No, I don't think it's sad. 0.98

08:22:29.000 It's definitely like calm or like low energy sort of thing, but not sad.

08:22:34.000 No, I think it could be sad, like it could very easily be sad, depending on the situation.

08:22:39.000 Yes yes yes, but I don't think it's inherently sad.

08:22:44.000 Okay, it's not like like end of Evangelion.

08:22:47.000 That's a sad Song, yes, there's no other way to tumbling down, yeah, yeah.

08:22:53.000 That's regardless of the situation, that's a sad day by Daniel Powder, yeah.

08:23:00.000 Whereas this could just be like a lazy song.

08:23:04.000 Thank you for this insight.

08:23:07.000 I've been thinking about this song for years now, and I think you know, I go back and forth is it sad or is it just like something that could be sad in a certain mood, yeah, definitely.

08:23:18.000 But is it intrinsically?

08:23:20.000 Is it melon bronze or a clay melon collar?

08:23:28.000 I think So we'll find a place to sit down.

08:23:41.000 I'll book and fly it.

08:23:48.000 Alright!

08:23:50.000 Righto!

08:23:51.000 Alright then mate!

08:23:52.000 Cheers!

08:23:57.000 Why are you doing this? 1.00

08:23:58.000 Chicky!

08:23:59.000 Chicky lad! 1.00

08:24:00.000 British people are so fucking dumb! 1.00

08:24:04.000 I like British people, the way they talk is very silly. 1.00

08:24:07.000 Very silly to me. 1.00

08:24:11.000 Alright then! 0.69

08:24:14.000 Alright! 0.99

08:24:16.000 Fucking metal seats kinda cold. 1.00

08:24:17.000 Yeah. 1.00

08:24:18.000 Cold check.

08:24:24.000 Yeah.

08:24:24.000 Oh, it got way colder.

08:24:26.000 It was like misty earlier. 0.99

08:24:28.000 The wind just started blowing in our asses. 1.00

08:24:32.000 Fuck. 1.00

08:24:33.000 Yeah, you're probably cold. 1.00

08:24:34.000 You were in shorts, dude.

08:24:35.000 I were in shorts. 1.00

08:24:37.000 Alright, let me put this fucking thing down. 0.99

08:24:40.000 Oh, yeah, this metal seat. 1.00

08:24:43.000 No, this metal seat's fucked. 1.00

08:24:44.000 I'd rather lean against a wall. 1.00

08:24:45.000 Yeah, same, dude.

08:24:47.000 Jesus.

08:24:47.000 That's like sucking out all the heat.

08:24:51.000 It's not a homeless person, is it? 1.00

08:24:53.000 No, it's just garbage. 0.99

08:24:58.000 What's the difference? 0.99

08:24:59.000 Is that a homeless person? 1.00

08:25:03.000 No, it's just garbage. 1.00

08:25:09.000 You're terrible, man. 1.00

08:25:13.000 That's bourgeois. 1.00

08:25:26.000 Why don't you get a job? 0.98

08:25:36.000 You're such a little.

08:25:37.000 Why don't you get a job? 0.81

08:25:39.000 I lost my job.

08:25:42.000 So, have you seen the book version of that?

08:25:50.000 No, no, no.

08:25:51.000 I'm going to have to mute it because he says something very unoptimistic.

08:25:54.000 optical.

08:26:08.000 That's funny.

08:26:12.000 Yeah.

08:26:13.000 Everyone should look up that scene from American Psycho, the book version. 0.89

08:26:18.000 They should have put that in the movie because Christian Bale would have delivered that line so fucking well. 0.88

08:26:22.000 Could you imagine? 0.96

08:26:22.000 Yeah. 0.96

08:26:24.000 Oh, the low voice and shit. 1.00

08:26:26.000 Alright, okay, so. 1.00

08:26:31.000 Ugh.

08:26:32.000 Okay, Chicago.

08:26:34.000 I'm not gonna find one. 1.00

08:26:38.000 Fuck. 1.00

08:26:38.000 It's kind of short notice, right? 1.00

08:26:40.000 Yeah.

08:26:42.000 Do Sky Scanner.

08:26:44.000 You know Sky Scanner?

08:26:45.000 I always just use Google Flights.

08:26:48.000 Google Sky?

08:26:49.000 I think so.

08:26:50.000 Bad, huh?

08:26:50.000 Okay.

08:26:52.000 Yeah, Google Sky Scanner.

08:26:55.000 And it'll tell you the best price.

08:26:59.000 The only one it doesn't have is Southwest.

08:27:01.000 That's the only major airline that doesn't have the price,

08:27:33.000 because it was like $100.

08:27:36.000 Hopefully, Jerry Snowfell is in that neighborhood.

08:27:39.000 And it's honestly, it's like getting close to the holidays, so it's not the best time to buy either.

08:27:45.000 Well, I wouldn't say it's like.

08:27:48.000 It'd probably be that bad like the week of Christmas.

08:27:50.000 I don't know if that effect is in yet.

08:27:51.000 It's like $150 early today.

08:27:55.000 Bach, I should have bought it before we left today.

08:27:57.000 Oh, well.

08:27:59.000 Oh, wait, this is a round trip.

08:28:03.000 It'll be cheaper.

08:28:04.000 Let's see.

08:28:09.000 Oh, no, yeah, Google Flights is cheaper, bro.

08:28:19.000 Really?

08:28:20.000 Yeah, it is.

08:28:21.000 It's a lot cheaper. 1.00

08:28:22.000 Your website's just gay. 1.00

08:28:24.000 Wow. 1.00

08:28:24.000 Okay. 1.00

08:28:25.000 Yeah.

08:28:25.000 Thanks.

08:28:27.000 Sorry for trying to help.

08:28:28.000 Sorry for trying to save you money.

08:28:31.000 Mm hmm.

08:28:34.000 I need something. 1.00

08:28:34.000 Ah, fuck. 1.00

08:28:39.000 I tried to get Delta today and Delta told me to fuck off because I need to confirm my card but I can't. 1.00

08:28:39.000 What did I try? 1.00

08:28:47.000 Can I pay with PayPal?

08:28:48.000 Delta?

08:28:51.000 If I can pay with PayPal I'll just do that.

08:28:53.000 Sure.

08:28:56.000 Uh oh.

08:28:57.000 What?

08:28:59.000 Good thing you're wearing long sleeves.

08:29:00.000 No guns allowed.

08:29:02.000 Oh. 1.00

08:29:08.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

08:29:13.000 I guess I'll It's so much easier to do this shit on a laptop. 1.00

08:29:26.000 That one's good, but it's like twice the price, so I want to get that one if I can avoid it. 0.97

08:29:40.000 This one's cheapest.

08:29:45.000 I should just really see if I can get this somehow.

08:29:53.000 Okay.

08:29:54.000 Go. 1.00

08:30:22.000 I love these fuckers. 1.00

08:30:28.000 Payment. 1.00

08:30:29.000 Use other forms of payment.

08:30:30.000 Here we go.

08:30:34.000 Shhh.

08:30:36.000 I could try.

08:30:37.000 I could try doing my American card.

08:30:40.000 There's no money on it.

08:30:42.000 But.

08:30:44.000 It might work anyway.

08:30:46.000 Because sometimes it does though.

08:30:46.000 Hmm.

08:30:49.000 Hmm.

08:30:50.000 Because I don't want to take money out of my PayPal.

08:30:54.000 Shhh.

08:30:55.000 Yeah.

08:30:58.000 Are you enjoying that jacket by the way?

08:30:59.000 It's really nice, I like it. 0.99

08:31:05.000 Fuck, we'll do the paper. 0.99

08:32:57.000 Why is he gonna fly home? 1.00

08:32:59.000 Nick, take the hint.

08:33:00.000 Everyone in the chat has noticed it.

08:33:02.000 Why do you think he hasn't bought a flight? 0.94

08:33:04.000 The Lee Sox wants to be your living catboy.

08:33:07.000 Treat him right, give him your milkies, and the fans will love it, big guy.

08:33:14.000 He's shipping Nick X Cowboys.

08:33:17.000 We're getting shipped?

08:33:18.000 Yeah, we're getting shipped, dude.

08:33:21.000 Catboy ship moment?

08:33:23.000 Yeah, that's what's happening.

08:33:26.000 Hello, Fanny Pack Check. 1.00

08:33:29.000 Fuck you, dude. 1.00

08:33:30.000 There's nothing else I have that can keep all my fucking charger shit in. 1.00

08:33:34.000 Well, I guess that's not convenient because it's on your back. 0.99

08:33:38.000 I can get one of those ones that strap off the side or something.

08:33:42.000 No, the reason why I wear this is because normally I'm wearing a dress.

08:33:47.000 I thought it was like a practical thing.

08:33:47.000 Raw!

08:33:50.000 It is a practical thing.

08:33:51.000 But I'm not wearing a dress.

08:33:53.000 I'm not because you're wearing a dress.

08:33:55.000 Wait, hold the phone so I don't knock it over when I push this in.

08:33:59.000 Oh, wait, maybe I can.

08:34:01.000 Maybe a few.

08:34:02.000 Yeah, there you go.

08:34:03.000 It's not really working.

08:34:05.000 It's not working. 1.00

08:34:09.000 Fuck. 1.00

08:34:09.000 There we go. 1.00

08:34:12.000 Okay.

08:34:12.000 Now I gotta.

08:34:20.000 Alright.

08:34:22.000 It's so quiet, man.

08:34:23.000 This is why I like the night walk, it gets so quiet.

08:34:26.000 Yeah.

08:34:27.000 And nobody's around.

08:34:29.000 That's perfect.

08:34:31.000 It's dark, it's quiet, nobody else is around. 0.91

08:34:36.000 When it's daytime, it's like everybody's fucking carrying on, there's people everywhere. 0.76

08:34:41.000 You gotta dodge people, evade. 0.98

08:34:44.000 Yeah.

08:34:45.000 You know, you gotta wait in line, you gotta acknowledge people, maybe see someone you know.

08:34:50.000 But at night, it's like you can do whatever you want.

08:34:55.000 And Wood Gang now.

08:34:57.000 Oh, yeah.

08:35:00.000 One of us just says it a little too loud.

08:35:01.000 He just goes bang, bang, bang.

08:35:03.000 We get arrested, dude.

08:35:04.000 Didn't you hear about what happened in, uh, Connecticut?

08:35:06.000 No.

08:35:08.000 Some guy was playing, well, they were screaming the N word to guys at the University of Connecticut, I think it was, and they literally got arrested for a hate crime.

08:35:08.000 No.

08:35:19.000 What the fuck? 1.00

08:35:20.000 Yeah. 1.00

08:35:21.000 Oh, it's music.

08:35:24.000 I thought someone was yelling behind us. 1.00

08:35:25.000 It was just a good bitch. 1.00

08:35:29.000 I hate this Christmas song. 1.00

08:35:32.000 I hate this song.

08:35:34.000 I do can say there's no such thing as Santa. 1.00

08:35:38.000 What a dumb ass. 1.00

08:35:39.000 You can't believe the stream is getting out. 1.00

08:35:53.000 Optics check?

08:35:56.000 Can I get an optics check on that?

08:36:08.000 That arcade is pretty cool.

08:36:10.000 Well, you want to go back?

08:36:11.000 No, I'm just saying, like, it got bigger because I used to go, well, I went there, like, once or twice when I was probably, like, a teenager.

08:36:19.000 Yeah.

08:36:19.000 And it's gotten bigger since then.

08:36:22.000 There's these fucking ice things on every corner. 0.98

08:36:24.000 Yeah, yeah, they do that. 0.99

08:36:25.000 They just melt all over the floor.

08:36:27.000 They ask the businesses to do these, like, seasonal decorations.

08:36:33.000 Crowdling, they decorate a skeleton outside the business.

08:36:39.000 I think they've done like these elephants.

08:36:41.000 They have these like paper mache elephants that they paint all the business to do it.

08:36:45.000 It's just like a town, like an Animal Crossing thing.

08:36:51.000 Cool.

08:36:51.000 Yeah.

08:36:53.000 Yeah.

08:36:55.000 Well, now that we're moving and we're not sitting on a metal bank, it's not that cool.

08:36:59.000 Yeah.

08:37:07.000 You ever see these before?

08:37:08.000 Salt Cave?

08:37:11.000 You go in the cave.

08:37:13.000 Salt, and it's supposed to be good for you.

08:37:13.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:37:17.000 Breathing in salt particles concentrated in the salt cave has been known to have natural benefits to the upper respiratory.

08:37:24.000 Maybe I'll try that.

08:37:26.000 I have respiratory problems. 0.99

08:37:29.000 Yeah, my nose has had a bunch of shit in it lately. 0.99

08:37:31.000 Yeah, same. 0.98

08:37:32.000 I have nasal inflammation because of allergies, chronic exposure to allergens.

08:37:47.000 Just salt in triple parentheses.

08:38:00.000 Maybe he's wearing heels.

08:38:01.000 No, we're not Nick's wearing bigger heels than I am.

08:38:04.000 I'm not wearing heels.

08:38:05.000 Yeah, but they've got a bit of a heel to them.

08:38:09.000 They don't have a heel.

08:38:09.000 Well, they've got elevation.

08:38:11.000 I'm like a half inch.

08:38:13.000 It's not anything more than your average shoe, in my opinion.

08:38:21.000 I don't wear them because they can be like a quarter inch of height.

08:38:27.000 It's just because, you know.

08:38:29.000 He just keeps going on about it. 0.95

08:38:41.000 Same with the woman question. 0.86

08:38:42.000 If we were ever looking for something to talk about, that can kill an hour real quick. 0.93

08:38:47.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

08:38:48.000 Yeah.

08:38:48.000 Yeah, we got into it.

08:38:52.000 That's okay.

08:38:53.000 It was a fruitful conversation.

08:38:55.000 Was it?

08:38:56.000 I think so.

08:38:57.000 I mean, we got our points across, I think.

08:39:05.000 Okay, you're running.

08:39:06.000 You're running.

08:39:07.000 You're like, I'm like, I feel like my pace is just quickening.

08:39:07.000 Slow down.

08:39:11.000 There we go.

08:39:12.000 That's what I'm saying.

08:39:13.000 Much more relaxed.

08:39:14.000 Much more chill.

08:39:16.000 This is a shmooding pace.

08:39:18.000 Relax! 1.00

08:39:19.000 Smell the fucking flowers. 1.00

08:39:25.000 Zooming. 1.00

08:39:26.000 You're a real zoomer.

08:39:27.000 You're zooming down the sidewalk.

08:39:30.000 Is this live?

08:39:31.000 Yeah.

08:39:35.000 Nickers, Nick Lakers, Lakers.

08:39:38.000 You talk like the bad word that you're not supposed to say.

08:39:48.000 Yeah.

08:40:05.000 What became of Joe the Boomer?

08:40:07.000 Some say that after his 10th Twitter suspension, his young co host murdered him after learning all his secrets.

08:40:13.000 Others say after being suspended, he settled down in the outer rim with a young wife named Billy I something.

08:40:23.000 Joe the Boomer is honestly one of the most consistently funny memes from my show for years.

08:40:31.000 He's a good guy.

08:40:32.000 I met him in person.

08:40:34.000 And he's, uh, He's a little like, I don't know.

08:40:40.000 He's just funny, honestly.

08:40:42.000 Even IRL, I was surprised that he's very like, he's like the same quirky character that he is online.

08:40:50.000 He's completely like normal.

08:40:52.000 But then he was talking to one of the other adults who were at this wedding.

08:40:56.000 And he was talking to Simon's dad.

08:41:01.000 And he was just like a regular dude, but still hilarious.

08:41:07.000 He brought his AK-47.

08:41:09.000 Sure, Weddy.

08:41:10.000 Yeah.

08:41:11.000 Nice.

08:41:13.000 Funny guy, man.

08:41:15.000 Absolute king.

08:41:28.000 See Kyle.

08:41:31.000 Yeah.

08:41:31.000 I forgot that one.

08:41:32.000 I forgot that, yeah.

08:41:34.000 I wrote like so many different variations and I forgot the Kyle one.

08:41:38.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:41:39.000 I had to do that on DLive because all the DLive people kept emailing me.

08:41:49.000 They're like, you need to get this. 0.98

08:41:52.000 They send me screenshots and people are screaming out like rape or, you know, all this craziest shit. 0.98

08:41:59.000 And they're like, you need to do something about it. 0.99

08:42:02.000 It's not acceptable. 0.97

08:42:03.000 That's not fucking relaxed. 0.94

08:42:04.000 No one cares. 0.97

08:42:04.000 Right? 0.97

08:42:05.000 Well, it's like, I got like thousands of people watching.

08:42:07.000 Like, I can't control it.

08:42:10.000 And that's another thing.

08:42:11.000 You alone bring more people to the website than everyone else combined.

08:42:15.000 Yeah, yeah, honestly. 0.99

08:42:16.000 And they're fucking bitching at you. 0.99

08:42:18.000 Right? 0.99

08:42:19.000 Yeah, it's like, oh, good job, you know, bringing 20,000 live viewers, but, uh.

08:42:24.000 Yo, somebody said to end one of your live chats at all. 0.96

08:42:27.000 So shut up. 0.99

08:42:32.000 Like, really, they should be catering to you. 0.99

08:42:34.000 They should be like, is there anything that we can do to make your experience of your life nicer?

08:42:40.000 Exactly.

08:42:41.000 Exactly.

08:42:42.000 Do you have any suggestions for us?

08:42:42.000 They should.

08:42:45.000 Yeah, they should say, what can we do to make your life easier?

08:42:48.000 Yeah, I want it so the N word is no longer banned in chat.

08:42:55.000 Because if you type it, it doesn't post what's going on.

08:42:58.000 We'll get right onto that.

08:43:00.000 Yeah.

08:43:01.000 Yeah, you do that. 0.67

08:43:03.000 Right now!

08:43:05.000 I should be treated as the next biggest person besides PewDiePie.

08:43:11.000 They should treat me as PewDiePie's number two.

08:43:15.000 Well, sometimes you get more views than PewDiePie does on YouTube.

08:43:17.000 True, yeah, true.

08:43:18.000 Well, yeah, I saw a stream the other day.

08:43:20.000 It had like 2,500 live viewers.

08:43:22.000 Yeah.

08:43:23.000 Like, that's not a lot. 0.87

08:43:27.000 For PewDiePie, for somebody who has 100 fucking million subscribers on YouTube, that's not much. 0.74

08:43:32.000 No, very, very low carryover rate. 0.96

08:43:35.000 Yeah. 1.00

08:43:35.000 I do the fucking Democrat debates. 1.00

08:43:37.000 I hold 7,000 live viewers. 1.00

08:43:41.000 Fuck, those things are boring. 1.00

08:43:42.000 Yeah, I can't do enough. 1.00

08:43:44.000 I think I'm just gonna skip the one in December because it was garbage.

08:43:49.000 That said, the dynamic might be a little different because now Kamala's on and Blinker is.

08:43:54.000 I don't know if he's qualified for the debate.

08:44:02.000 You can say.

08:44:03.000 IRL if you want, yeah.

08:44:05.000 I mean, you know we do.

08:44:07.000 I just try to avoid saying it on stream.

08:44:12.000 And.

08:44:12.000 Particularly when I'm around Nick, because then it reflects badly on him.

08:44:16.000 True, a bad option.

08:44:17.000 Yeah, but we say it.

08:44:20.000 Look, I never have lied that we say it either out.

08:44:24.000 The other reason I don't say it is because you get banned. 0.96

08:44:28.000 Because it's very foolish to keep saying the N word and not just the word. 0.88

08:44:31.000 But that's just. 0.52

08:44:33.000 If you say it, they ban you, you know, and it's just not worth it.

08:44:39.000 It's also not great to have a clip of you saying that.

08:44:43.000 Floating around where people are like, oh, there's plenty of those.

08:44:49.000 Probably.

08:44:50.000 I don't know if people bother.

08:44:51.000 If you say it a lot, or not even a lot, say like, I don't know, a couple times a week, then it's not enough of an event for people to bother clipping it.

08:44:51.000 That's another thing.

08:45:04.000 Yeah, yeah, that's a good point.

08:45:05.000 Yeah, if you just say it a lot, it's like, no, if you say it too much, well, then they're going to see it and they're going to ban you.

08:45:11.000 Yeah.

08:45:11.000 If you just say it a little bit, it's like an immunization.

08:45:15.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:45:16.000 To inoculate yourself from the Word. 0.99

08:45:21.000 Nick needs to give Cami a lecture about optics.

08:45:25.000 Yeah, the time does have to come at some point.

08:45:29.000 Well, you're like, all right, Cammie, you're a big streamer now.

08:45:32.000 You've got a lot of responsibility on your shoulders.

08:45:35.000 So, what do you mean, Uncle Nick?

08:45:37.000 With big viewers comes big responsibility.

08:45:41.000 True, true.

08:45:42.000 I went off at you a little bit on one of the shows.

08:45:45.000 Somebody super chat, and they're like, you know, Cammie was saying K word or something.

08:45:50.000 He was going off, and I'm like, yeah, I don't really know what his endgame is.

08:45:54.000 is.

08:45:54.000 He tells me he's going to be this big normie streamer and then he's going on rants like this.

08:46:00.000 I don't get it.

08:46:01.000 But yeah, you gotta be careful.

08:46:03.000 Well, I don't know exactly what your end game is.

08:46:05.000 The optics that I'm pushing is very specific to my end game.

08:46:09.000 I don't know what you want to do.

08:46:12.000 But you have to put a lot of thought into it.

08:46:16.000 And make a conscious decision and be disciplined about it.

08:46:20.000 That's my talk.

08:46:20.000 That's my grown-up talk.

08:46:23.000 It's a very level-headed view of it.

08:46:28.000 That's to be expected from someone that's right wing politically on the internet, popular and still standing.

08:46:36.000 That's an epic genius that has survived everything.

08:46:36.000 Genius.

08:46:42.000 The most resilient.

08:46:46.000 Should start saying it so it can lose its power.

08:46:49.000 Well, it didn't have any power.

08:46:52.000 It didn't have any power.

08:46:55.000 People could just say it on the internet. 1.00

08:46:56.000 Like fucking iDubbbbbz said it. 0.99

08:46:58.000 For a meme. 0.99

08:46:58.000 Yeah. 0.99

08:46:59.000 Remember that Tanicon thing? 1.00

08:47:01.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

08:47:02.000 Yeah, yeah.

08:47:02.000 Anyway.

08:47:04.000 And it was kind of funny that she flipped out on him, and then not two years later, he refuses to say it because he's like, change of times.

08:47:14.000 Yeah, yeah, so I mean, everyone was saying it, and then all of a sudden, they just like flipped a switch.

08:47:23.000 Yeah, media says it's not okay anymore.

08:47:26.000 Can't say the Emirate anymore.

08:47:29.000 White's most oppressed. 0.95

08:47:33.000 Ugh, you know. 0.89

08:47:36.000 Sit down for a second.

08:47:37.000 Just sit down.

08:47:38.000 If I could catch my breath.

08:47:40.000 Oh, I'm walking too fast for you again.

08:47:42.000 Yeah, I should have worn my hat.

08:47:43.000 I should have worn my butcher hat.

08:47:48.000 Or my cookie hat.

08:47:49.000 What's the deal with the cat ears?

08:47:51.000 You clearly don't watch America First or Lolliesauce.

08:47:54.000 You don't understand the cat ears, man. 1.00

08:47:55.000 Like, what the fuck? 1.00

08:47:57.000 I simply do not get it. 1.00

08:48:06.000 Abdul says it all the time.

08:48:07.000 I don't think he does.

08:48:07.000 What still?

08:48:26.000 Glad you're liking the stream, RT.

08:48:33.000 Where are all the mods who are men?

08:48:36.000 Sleeping. 0.99

08:48:46.000 What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? 0.98

08:48:49.000 A bench can support a family.

08:48:51.000 Come on, I haven't heard that one before.

08:48:53.000 Yeah, right?

08:48:55.000 I laughed the first time I heard that.

08:48:57.000 Yeah, when I was in high school, yeah.

08:49:00.000 Or the one about, like, a car and five people on a cliff.

08:49:05.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:49:07.000 Well, I mean, all these, like, racist jokes you hear in, like, grade school, and then, you know, people try and push them down.

08:49:14.000 It's like, oh my gosh, that's so edgy.

08:49:17.000 Wow, please.

08:49:18.000 It's like I heard those jokes like 10 years ago when I was in fifth grade.

08:49:23.000 Who was our greatest prime minister?

08:49:25.000 I don't know.

08:49:26.000 I don't care.

08:49:27.000 Who's the prime minister? 1.00

08:49:27.000 Australia's gay. 1.00

08:49:29.000 Who's the prime minister? 0.99

08:49:30.000 Wait, who's the chairman of China at the moment?

08:49:33.000 What's his name?

08:49:34.000 Xi Jinping.

08:49:35.000 Yeah, Xi Jinping.

08:49:36.000 That's the best Australian prime minister. 0.98

08:49:38.000 I gotta say that otherwise I'll get shot. 0.97

08:49:40.000 That's good. 0.63

08:49:41.000 Well, there's a bench for you to sit in. 0.95

08:49:43.000 It's like wood so it's not going to freeze your ass off. 0.93

08:49:48.000 Hey, Tom! 0.92

08:49:51.000 Bench!

08:49:51.000 Tom!

08:49:52.000 Oh, yeah.

08:49:57.000 Oh, this walking is exhausting.

08:50:07.000 It's horrible.

08:50:09.000 Joe the boomer here.

08:50:13.000 Don't mind me, lolly socks.

08:50:14.000 I'm just reaching for my olive cream yeti with my adult beverage inside.

08:50:18.000 Nothing to be concerned about.

08:50:20.000 I mean, you no harm.

08:50:25.000 Don't leave the hot tub.

08:50:29.000 How much can you squat, big guy?

08:50:32.000 I did ask to grass 100 kilograms for 10.

08:50:37.000 100 kilograms?

08:50:38.000 Yes.

08:50:39.000 How many pounds is that?

08:50:40.000 It's 200.

08:50:42.000 I'm better to sell the floor.

08:50:46.000 More than 200.

08:50:50.000 Ask to grass.

08:50:51.000 Good night, King's Good Stream.

08:50:53.000 God bless.

08:50:55.000 Do you want me to hold that?

08:50:55.000 Cheers, bro.

08:50:57.000 Probably should, but I gotta like retighten it because it's fucked. 0.99

08:51:02.000 Yeah, ask to grass is when you are like your legs, your legs like that, like they're fully, you know, rather than just stopping when you're at like 90 degrees or whatever. 0.99

08:51:16.000 Oh, yeah, I hate spots, man. 0.99

08:51:19.000 I fucking hate them. 0.99

08:51:23.000 They really take it out of me. 1.00

08:51:24.000 I don't know if you're exercises.

08:51:26.000 I dread that.

08:51:27.000 I do them last.

08:51:28.000 I should probably do them first, but.

08:51:30.000 Oh, you should definitely do them first.

08:51:31.000 The problem is I do the squats and then I do bent over row, and I found that if I squat.

08:51:36.000 Nick, can you talk about Adrenal Coronavirus or the Black Cubes on Saturn?

08:51:39.000 No, I can't.

08:51:42.000 I find that when I do squats first, I then do bent over row, and then I'm like shaking because my legs are.

08:51:48.000 Like, I can't support myself because my legs are like tired from squats.

08:51:53.000 So I do them last.

08:51:58.000 Adrenochrome, vampires, black cube.

08:52:01.000 You don't have to do your own research on that.

08:52:07.000 What?

08:52:07.000 Adrenochrome, very legit.

08:52:11.000 Why do vampires suck blood?

08:52:13.000 What's in blood? 0.99

08:52:14.000 Adrenochrome.

08:52:15.000 Where are vampires from?

08:52:17.000 Transylvania.

08:52:19.000 From, uh, wearing Europe on a compass.

08:52:24.000 Hmm. 0.99

08:52:27.000 Stop noticing things, Goy.

08:52:29.000 Goy, Faye.

08:52:33.000 Adrenochrome, 16 times more powerful than DMT.

08:52:37.000 Yeah.

08:52:39.000 Joe Reagan should get into it.

08:52:41.000 DMT, if you trip on DMT with your friends, you have the same hallucinations and you remember them.

08:52:48.000 You remember the same ones.

08:52:50.000 What does that mean?

08:52:51.000 Really?

08:52:51.000 It means that it's not inside your head, it means you're ascending to a different, to a spiritual plane.

08:53:00.000 Adrenochrome is 16 times more powerful than DMT.

08:53:03.000 It's extracted from blood when people experience adrenaline, high stress, torture.

08:53:10.000 Hmm.

08:53:11.000 So, hmm.

08:53:13.000 One source for a drug that helps you commune with demons and otherworldly things.

08:53:18.000 Moloch, the devil.

08:53:20.000 Where do you get it?

08:53:23.000 Where is it most potent?

08:53:25.000 What age?

08:53:27.000 Vampires, where are they from?

08:53:29.000 Think of the characteristics. 0.81

08:53:33.000 My.

08:53:35.000 I've said too much. 1.00

08:53:36.000 Make your workout routine his ass. 0.99

08:53:38.000 If you want to get big quickly, you have to do Glamad SS. 0.98

08:53:41.000 That will make you huge in no time.

08:53:44.000 Oh, I'm not doing go mad.

08:53:44.000 Go mad.

08:53:46.000 Fuck that. 1.00

08:53:47.000 You don't do go mad, did you? 1.00

08:53:49.000 No.

08:53:50.000 I mean, I think milk's a perfectly good way to get extra calories if you're not eating enough. 1.00

08:53:54.000 Yeah, but it makes you grow tits. 0.99

08:53:57.000 If you do go mad, you become fat. 0.99

08:54:00.000 You can, yeah, if you consume too many calories.

08:54:02.000 It's for someone that's struggling to get enough calories in because of low appetite or whatever.

08:54:06.000 I don't even like milk.

08:54:08.000 Oh, there you go.

08:54:10.000 I don't even trust milk.

08:54:11.000 Med jeans.

08:54:12.000 Yeah, gross. 0.76

08:54:13.000 I can drink milk, but I don't like it.

08:54:16.000 I am good.

08:54:17.000 I'm doing good.

08:54:21.000 I don't need to work out.

08:54:23.000 I'll work out up here.

08:54:27.000 In my brain.

08:54:29.000 I just thought.

08:54:30.000 Mental gymnastics, mental workout.

08:54:34.000 With your voice?

08:54:36.000 Yeah.

08:54:37.000 Just like recently, within the last like hour or so, I keep imagining you as like an old man.

08:54:43.000 Yeah, and how your voice is gonna be like pretty much the same.

08:54:43.000 Oh, yeah?

08:54:46.000 If I still know you, it'll be like.

08:54:48.000 You think?

08:54:49.000 What do you mean by that?

08:54:49.000 Why do you say that?

08:54:50.000 I don't know, because I just.

08:54:52.000 I can think of old American dudes with your accent and what they sound like.

08:54:57.000 Okay.

08:54:58.000 Yeah. 0.89

08:54:59.000 I'm imagining you as an old dude.

08:55:02.000 Wow.

08:55:03.000 I'm a young man, actually.

08:55:04.000 I know, I know, but I'm just imagining what you'll sound like.

08:55:09.000 You think I'll sound the same as what you're saying?

08:55:11.000 Similar.

08:55:12.000 Similar.

08:55:13.000 I don't know what I'll be like as an old man.

08:55:16.000 I don't want to be a young man forever.

08:55:18.000 I'm just.

08:55:20.000 Being dragged, kicking, and screaming across time. 1.00

08:55:26.000 Nick, please turn Cammie into a Christian. 1.00

08:55:28.000 I've tried. 1.00

08:55:30.000 I've tried.

08:55:31.000 Yeah, we have the talks.

08:55:35.000 I think I'm probably not a particularly important person to turn into a Christian because, again, I'm already on board with the practices.

08:55:45.000 I know you say that's not the most important part of it. 0.62

08:55:50.000 That's lacking foundation and whatever, but in practical terms, still basically doing the same thing.

08:55:57.000 But that doesn't save your soul, big guy. 0.99

08:56:01.000 Still go to hell. 1.00

08:56:02.000 Okay. 0.95

08:56:03.000 I'm not allowed to repent at like the last minute or whatever anyway.

08:56:06.000 Yeah, I think, but you don't want to take the chance, do you?

08:56:09.000 I don't know, I just.

08:56:11.000 What a guarantee!

08:56:12.000 I don't have any pride associated with being an atheist.

08:56:17.000 I think being atheist. 0.76

08:56:21.000 A certain part of Europe, a certain age group, blood you say, 16 times more potent than DMT.

08:56:34.000 This crazy adrenochrome analogy doesn't add up.

08:56:38.000 But that's all irony.

08:56:39.000 I'm an irony, bro.

08:56:42.000 Yeah, I gotta become Christian, man.

08:56:49.000 My neck hurts.

08:56:51.000 Yeah.

08:56:55.000 Logical arguments make more sense to me.

08:57:00.000 Fedora tip?

08:57:01.000 Thank you.

08:57:02.000 I saw a guy on an airplane the other day wearing an unironic fedora.

08:57:05.000 I was like laughing out loud.

08:57:07.000 Yeah.

08:57:07.000 Trust.

08:57:08.000 Literally, he stood up to get out of the plane.

08:57:10.000 He had his fedora in like an overhead compartment.

08:57:12.000 He pops it off. 1.00

08:57:13.000 He puts it on his dumbass egghead. 1.00

08:57:17.000 Nice Adora faggot. 1.00

08:57:25.000 Cammie's a Nord, no wonder he can't believe. 1.00

08:57:28.000 True, there's some truth in that.

08:57:31.000 Not high cue, med.

08:57:33.000 Believer, we have a connection.

08:57:37.000 Jesus Christ was Italian.

08:57:37.000 I was Italian.

08:57:41.000 He was med.

08:57:42.000 He was Levantine. 1.00

08:57:44.000 The grug pagan. 0.99

08:57:46.000 Yeah, yeah, the grug. 0.95

08:57:48.000 Nick, talk about the vampires in DC that offered you versions.

08:57:52.000 Oh, yeah, that did happen.

08:57:53.000 It wasn't as well, it was a vampire.

08:57:57.000 I don't know if I want to get too specific about that, but yeah.

08:57:59.000 Sounds like an interesting story.

08:58:01.000 It wasn't that interesting, but just one of these very Luciferian kinds of figures.

08:58:07.000 I can't get too specific.

08:58:08.000 I don't want anybody to know what I'm talking about.

08:58:10.000 Very Luciferian energy was offering, in a very sick way, somebody up.

08:58:18.000 I was like, yeah, I'm going to take a pass.

08:58:22.000 Sounds like a way to blackmail someone. 1.00

08:58:24.000 Exactly, which is why I said fuck off. 1.00

08:58:28.000 Some of the shit that goes on in DC, people, and that's the thing, that's when I get so mad when people tell me, oh, you sold out, whatever. 1.00

08:58:34.000 It's like, you should see the things I've seen and, you know, what I do in spite of all that. 0.99

08:58:41.000 True.

08:58:43.000 True check.

08:58:44.000 If you can't believe it, at least raise your children to be men and women of God.

08:58:49.000 I'm just going to tell them.

08:58:53.000 Because, again, it's what resonates with me.

08:58:57.000 And if I'm autistic, my kids are probably going to be.

08:59:00.000 So, I'll just.

08:59:02.000 I'll just tell them my worldview on it all.

08:59:05.000 Gotta take them to church, big guy.

08:59:07.000 It's the father's job to take the kids to church. 1.00

08:59:10.000 Otherwise, kids are gonna be atheists and they're gonna start smoking pot and they're gonna become faggots and low IQ. 1.00

08:59:17.000 DC is unironically probbed the most evil place in America. 1.00

08:59:23.000 DC is unnecessarily the most evil. 0.63

08:59:27.000 Oh, yeah. 0.98

08:59:28.000 It is evil.

08:59:29.000 It is.

08:59:30.000 The whole.

08:59:31.000 Well, just look at the obelisks.

08:59:33.000 The Masonic deity symbolism, yeah, the Pizzagate, the child trafficking, the pentagram, the whole thing.

08:59:43.000 The goddess Isis who sits above the Capitol.

08:59:48.000 You know, the deification of George Washington. 1.00

08:59:50.000 All this bullshit, man. 0.99

08:59:52.000 Yeah, that whole city is very bad energy. 1.00

08:59:58.000 The buildings are all cubes.

09:00:02.000 Cube check.

09:00:07.000 Look at the cube.

09:00:08.000 So, look at the cube buildings, right? 0.69

09:00:11.000 You could easily look at it from a biblical perspective as to why it fucks with people, right?

09:00:17.000 Or you could look at the psychological studies that have been done with it.

09:00:23.000 See, so that's what I'm saying, big guy.

09:00:24.000 We both get to the same argument.

09:00:27.000 Science rules.

09:00:30.000 Bill Nye.

09:00:31.000 Science rules.

09:00:34.000 Evolutionary psychology says, No.

09:00:36.000 I want to live in the city with a giant obelisk in the middle of it.

09:00:40.000 That's fine by me, much like the one on the North Pole of Saturn.

09:00:43.000 Yeah, exactly.

09:00:44.000 Exactly right.

09:00:45.000 Or in Egypt.

09:00:48.000 Look.

09:00:50.000 Six faces, six vertices.

09:00:53.000 This is a cube we're talking about.

09:00:55.000 Six sides.

09:00:55.000 On size.

09:00:56.000 No, just the cube is a shape.

09:00:56.000 No, it's not a cube.

09:00:58.000 All right.

09:00:59.000 Okay.

09:01:00.000 The Star of David, the cube in the center, hexagon, cube, hexagon, two dimensional representation of a cube.

09:01:07.000 Yeah.

09:01:08.000 I'm with you.

09:01:11.000 That's what's in Washington, D.C., man.

09:01:13.000 Very, very esoteric black magic type stuff.

09:01:16.000 They worship the devil.

09:01:18.000 Well, yeah. 1.00

09:01:35.000 I love this Nick talking Owen shit. 0.99

09:01:43.000 No, Owen does not have a monopoly on esoteric stuff. 1.00

09:01:48.000 Owen has a monopoly on being a psychotic gay homo. 1.00

09:01:51.000 Cami's realizing that Nick's insane. 1.00

09:01:53.000 No, Nick's not insane.

09:01:54.000 It's like Evola or something like that.

09:01:57.000 They're just spiritual people.

09:01:59.000 They're not wrong necessarily.

09:02:01.000 They just have probably a higher trait empathy or something like that.

09:02:06.000 Oh, it's empathy.

09:02:08.000 Yeah, you're connected to God, bro.

09:02:10.000 It's not empathy.

09:02:11.000 I don't have empathy.

09:02:13.000 You don't have empathy.

09:02:14.000 Well, I mean, I don't know if I have more empathy.

09:02:17.000 Why is that an empathetic trait to be spiritual?

09:02:21.000 It's correlated.

09:02:22.000 You sure?

09:02:23.000 Yeah.

09:02:24.000 I disagree.

09:02:25.000 I don't think that's why.

09:02:28.000 What do you think it is?

09:02:30.000 I think it's more reasonable.

09:02:33.000 Why does it appear to be more reasonable?

09:02:37.000 Just because it's true, right?

09:02:39.000 Yeah.

09:02:39.000 Yeah, that's right.

09:02:42.000 This is true.

09:02:44.000 Epstein didn't kill himself.

09:02:45.000 Ha ha ha lala lala, so funny, I'm so quirky.

09:02:50.000 Funny joke, bro.

09:02:59.000 Thing is, Nick's a good Christian dude, and he can make the arguments for Christianity as good as anyone. 1.00

09:03:08.000 Someone's got to get the autists on board as well. 1.00

09:03:10.000 Ah, yeah. 1.00

09:03:11.000 Well, you got to become a Christian.

09:03:14.000 You got to do it.

09:03:15.000 Don't want to go to hell, do you?

09:03:17.000 Being on fire forever?

09:03:18.000 How does that sound?

09:03:20.000 I just.

09:03:23.000 What?

09:03:24.000 What?

09:03:25.000 Well, it seems like an easy trade off, right?

09:03:27.000 Like, okay, if I'm.

09:03:29.000 I really hate having these talks because I just don't see it as.

09:03:33.000 The practical benefit of me believing this stuff versus not is non existent because my practices in reality would be exactly the same.

09:03:45.000 You go to church?

09:03:46.000 No.

09:03:47.000 Okay, well, there's a practical difference.

09:03:49.000 Okay, but I could, and I could see the practical reasons for going.

09:03:52.000 We don't.

09:03:53.000 And I am sure that you make a lot of other choices that are not informed by fear of God.

09:04:00.000 Do you understand God destroyed humanity, flooded the earth because people were wicked?

09:04:06.000 It's very different moral framing than, you know, the Bible says this, and evolutionary psychology tells me this is the most utilitarian action.

09:04:17.000 This will be the most utility for me.

09:04:19.000 Very different, very different.

09:04:24.000 That's why it's practical.

09:04:31.000 Movie vibes.

09:04:34.000 What do you reckon this looks like?

09:04:45.000 Classical theist in chat?

09:04:46.000 Yo.

09:04:47.000 Hi, Nick.

09:04:47.000 Hey.

09:04:49.000 Are you still using TikTok?

09:04:51.000 Yeah, I love TikTok.

09:04:56.000 God promised not to flood the earth again?

09:04:58.000 Yeah, he promised not to flood the earth again.

09:05:00.000 He didn't say anything about it.

09:05:01.000 The one who was kicked out of Catholic school?

09:05:03.000 Have you heard that story before?

09:05:05.000 No, you got kicked out of Catholic school.

09:05:06.000 I was a very young kid.

09:05:08.000 What happened?

09:05:09.000 They were saying grace for lunch or something like that, right?

09:05:13.000 And again, I would probably be like six or something.

09:05:16.000 And they said, we thank God for our food, you know, standard.

09:05:19.000 And I said, no, we should thank the farmers for growing it and the truck driver.

09:05:24.000 Oh my gosh.

09:05:25.000 And I said, no, I'm buying it.

09:05:29.000 Wow.

09:05:31.000 Cringe, dude.

09:05:32.000 Do you think that's cringe?

09:05:33.000 Or do you think that's based?

09:05:36.000 I don't think it's something worth discussing.

09:05:39.000 Again, I don't think it's important.

09:05:41.000 I just think it's.

09:05:43.000 I think it's.

09:05:44.000 Young Sheldon over here would be like, I think it's cringe.

09:05:46.000 This is like Force Super Chat, Slim, how I love it.

09:05:50.000 I wish you had Mike Mott's stream last month.

09:05:52.000 Oh, yeah, that would have been fun, I guess.

09:05:55.000 But he was just hanging.

09:05:56.000 But yeah, they kicked me out of the school and refunded all the fees or something.

09:05:58.000 Young Sheldon be like, actually, we shouldn't thank God.

09:06:02.000 We should thank Adams and Isaac Newton and the farmers.

09:06:09.000 That's an embarrassing story.

09:06:10.000 Let him keep the bank six year old fedora.

09:06:13.000 We're not.

09:06:14.000 Actually, who puts on fedora?

09:06:16.000 Actually, you should really thank the farmers.

09:06:18.000 Okay, see, the thing is, it's a lot.

09:06:20.000 Have you heard of Christopher Hitchens?

09:06:22.000 No.

09:06:22.000 Okay, go ahead.

09:06:23.000 Do you have him?

09:06:25.000 I mean, the name doesn't ring a bell, but I'd probably know the arguments.

09:06:28.000 Okay, well, proceed.

09:06:30.000 What were you saying?

09:06:31.000 I was saying it's a one sided argument because Nick believes that I need to accept God and truly believe He exists in order to go to heaven and in order to have enough moral reinforcement to be consistent with my beliefs and so on, right?

09:06:46.000 Whereas me, I think it's probably just the way I'm wired because I've tried.

09:06:55.000 I've really tried to give it the benefit of the doubt and believe in it.

09:07:00.000 Right?

09:07:01.000 And I have no pride associated with being atheist.

09:07:05.000 And I just, it just doesn't make sense to me.

09:07:08.000 So, like, if I acted like I believed in God or something, it'd kind of just be LARPing.

09:07:17.000 Because I just, I don't.

09:07:20.000 And I don't see any practice.

09:07:22.000 And this is the reason why it's a one sided debate.

09:07:25.000 It's one-sided because I see my actions in the world would be exactly the same.

09:07:29.000 Okay, maybe I'd go to church.

09:07:32.000 They wouldn't be the same.

09:07:33.000 They wouldn't be the same.

09:07:36.000 I'd see my actions in the world would be the same.

09:07:38.000 So the practical difference with me believing in God versus not is basically non-existent.

09:07:44.000 So I don't see the point.

09:07:47.000 It's not true though, but you would have, you just said, you went through all the differences.

09:07:53.000 You would go to church, you wouldn't raise your kids Christian, and you would make a lot of different moral choices, honestly.

09:08:00.000 Well, you know, if you're fighting for the most utilitarian belief system versus, you know, you believe it, it's a big difference, big difference.

09:08:14.000 And, uh, you should also want to go to heaven and not go to hell. 0.88

09:08:21.000 Uh oh, stinky. 0.99

09:08:22.000 Poopy. 0.99

09:08:23.000 Ha ha, funny.

09:08:25.000 Yeah, I mean, I'm still gonna.

09:08:33.000 Yeah, I'm just going to tell my kids the ideas.

09:08:36.000 Like getting married.

09:08:37.000 I'm going to say you should get married for these reasons, right?

09:08:40.000 You should remain faithful for these reasons.

09:08:43.000 You should not watch.

09:08:47.000 I'm obviously not going to say them like a kid because they probably won't know what it is anyway, but I'll be like, you shouldn't watch porn for these reasons, right?

09:08:54.000 Why?

09:08:54.000 If God's not real, nothing matters.

09:08:56.000 Nothing has value.

09:08:57.000 Well, if my kid's like that, I'll bring him to you.

09:09:01.000 But that's the logical conclusion.

09:09:03.000 Kids will be like, my dad.

09:09:05.000 Why? 0.98

09:09:06.000 Porn makes me feel good. 1.00

09:09:08.000 That's what your son's going to say. 1.00

09:09:09.000 He's going to say, porn. 0.99

09:09:10.000 I love porn. 0.99

09:09:11.000 I love porn. 0.97

09:09:12.000 Well, I'm going to say, in the long run, it hurts you.

09:09:14.000 It's like if.

09:09:15.000 If you eat McDonald's, he's going to say, I hate myself.

09:09:18.000 I want to hurt myself.

09:09:20.000 Nothing is real.

09:09:23.000 I'd be like, you know, if you eat a lot of McDonald's, it tastes good, but in the long run, you're going to be worse off.

09:09:29.000 Respectfully disagree on that.

09:09:31.000 I'm better off, I think.

09:09:35.000 Yeah, but what is better?

09:09:37.000 There is no better.

09:09:38.000 Better is a value judgment.

09:09:41.000 If your motivation and end goal is different going to heaven, then your actions must inherently be different.

09:09:46.000 Why act the same way if you have your motivation changes?

09:09:52.000 True.

09:09:55.000 Hey kids, let's talk about ideas.

09:09:58.000 I'm gonna show my kids all the religions and make him pick.

09:10:01.000 No, I'm not gonna do that. 0.99

09:10:02.000 I'm gonna be like, look, if you ever do anything associated with like Islam or Judaism or whatever, you can get the fuck out of the family. 0.98

09:10:12.000 Science rules. 0.97

09:10:13.000 Hey kids, I just ordered you a chemistry set.

09:10:18.000 Let's build a computer together.

09:10:20.000 Hey, son, let's give thanks to the solar system for creating us.

09:10:28.000 This Thanksgiving, I am thankful for stardust because that's what we all are.

09:10:34.000 I am thankful for the sun from which all energy comes to Earth.

09:10:39.000 This guy knows.

09:10:39.000 This guy knows that the root of my beliefs and motivations is.

09:10:44.000 I am thankful for scientists.

09:10:47.000 He knows he's being hyperbolic right now.

09:10:49.000 Creating a higher standard of living.

09:10:51.000 He knows.

09:10:51.000 I always say it goes back.

09:10:54.000 To your people, and you need to advocate for your tribe because, as a biolo-Cammy, keep an open mind.

09:11:01.000 I was a rational atheist till 30, but y'all find a need for religion after materialist rationality fails you.

09:11:09.000 True.

09:11:09.000 It hasn't failed.

09:11:10.000 Materialism is shit, dude. 1.00

09:11:11.000 Like I say, if you don't advocate for your people, be a Catholic, go to heaven. 1.00

09:11:16.000 Simple as. 1.00

09:11:18.000 And you don't work towards that, then you're fucked. 1.00

09:11:22.000 Your life's gonna suck. 1.00

09:11:25.000 So. 0.99

09:11:28.000 Materialism.

09:11:29.000 Big Mac department.

09:11:31.000 Yeah, Big Mac mode?

09:11:33.000 I'm going Mac mode.

09:11:34.000 You just ate.

09:11:35.000 You're not going Big Mac mode.

09:11:36.000 I'm not.

09:11:37.000 I honestly haven't even eaten McDonald's in a really long time.

09:11:40.000 I can't even remember the last time I had it.

09:11:42.000 Honestly, the fast food, just even thinking about it, makes me sick these days.

09:11:45.000 I don't know why. 1.00

09:11:47.000 McDonald's, Taco Bell, all that shit. 1.00

09:11:50.000 Oh my god. 1.00

09:11:50.000 I can't. 1.00

09:11:51.000 Oh yes, yes, yes.

09:11:52.000 I'm gonna curl oo oom. 0.98

09:11:53.000 I'm gonna fucking curl oo oom. 0.98

09:11:55.000 I'm gonna lie. 0.98

09:11:56.000 Can't be one's lab coat supremacy.

09:11:58.000 That's not true.

09:11:59.000 I've said before that the vast majority of society responds well to Christianity, so they should do it. 0.99

09:12:07.000 Responds? 1.00

09:12:07.000 Wow. 1.00

09:12:09.000 Yeah, like society works better, and it resonates with people.

09:12:15.000 I don't know about that. 0.96

09:12:18.000 I think Christianity needs to have genetic in-group preference built into it, otherwise it just turns into globalist cuckoldry that fucks over the society that's practicing it, but other than that, it's pretty cool. 0.96

09:12:32.000 It's pretty cool. 1.00

09:12:37.000 Christianity is the shit. 1.00

09:12:39.000 I love that shit. 1.00

09:12:40.000 I love that shit. 1.00

09:12:42.000 I fucking hate, like, yuppies that say, like, that are, like, very vulgar in that way. 1.00

09:12:50.000 Do you know what I mean? 1.00

09:12:50.000 When they're like, that's my shit. 1.00

09:12:52.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

09:12:53.000 You know what I'm getting at there?

09:12:55.000 When they say, like,.

09:12:56.000 Like, Californians?

09:12:57.000 Kind of.

09:12:58.000 I see this a lot on the internet. 1.00

09:12:59.000 They're like, like, there's a lot of people who say, like, I fuck with you or I fuck with that. 1.00

09:13:05.000 No. 1.00

09:13:05.000 Well, I mean, maybe. 1.00

09:13:07.000 But, like, there's this one tweet where somebody's like, I forget what it is, but it's like you're an absurd machine of farts and innovation. 1.00

09:13:19.000 Go out and make cool shit. 1.00

09:13:20.000 Do cool shit. 0.99

09:13:21.000 Do you know what I mean when people talk like that? 1.00

09:13:25.000 What sort of being reductionist is to people just being disgusting entities or something like that?

09:13:29.000 No, it's just like.

09:13:32.000 It's sort of hard to articulate.

09:13:34.000 It's hard to describe.

09:13:41.000 Like, oh, yeah. 0.99

09:13:42.000 Science is pretty cool shit. 0.99

09:13:44.000 It's just like, I can't put my finger on what about that in life. 0.98

09:13:48.000 Like Reddit? 1.00

09:13:49.000 Faggots that like science? 1.00

09:13:51.000 No, it's not even necessarily science. 1.00

09:13:53.000 It's just like, Redditors close.

09:13:55.000 Like, a Redditor sort of like vernacular.

09:14:02.000 So it's just the way some people talk annoying?

09:14:04.000 Mm hmm.

09:14:05.000 I guess.

09:14:05.000 It's like, I don't know.

09:14:06.000 It's very hard to read.

09:14:07.000 I'm thankful for test tubes and beakers and baking soda volcanoes.

09:14:12.000 That's Cami. 0.62

09:14:12.000 I'm thankful for test tubes. 0.62

09:14:15.000 What do you think?

09:14:16.000 You know, you're at a nice family dinner, mom's like, Thank you, God, for all these blessings.

09:14:22.000 What do you think?

09:14:22.000 I wonder why society responds well.

09:14:25.000 I wonder why it resonates with people.

09:14:27.000 I wonder.

09:14:28.000 I'm thankful for calculus, which provides us with the system to.

09:14:32.000 I don't know. 1.00

09:14:34.000 See, and this is the thing I can't fight back against this, and I refuse to, because I think fighting against Christianity is cringe and retarded, and it doesn't do any good. 1.00

09:14:44.000 Yeah, so stop resisting and just become Christian. 1.00

09:14:48.000 I can't.

09:14:48.000 I believe in it.

09:14:49.000 You should, but you can.

09:14:50.000 You must.

09:14:51.000 But how?

09:14:52.000 It doesn't believe in it.

09:14:52.000 It doesn't.

09:14:54.000 Just start looking into it.

09:14:55.000 Have you ever read the Bible?

09:14:57.000 I tried.

09:14:57.000 I fell asleep.

09:14:58.000 Okay.

09:14:59.000 Never be like, I tried to become religious.

09:15:01.000 Doesn't read the holy book.

09:15:03.000 Yeah, that's weird, dude.

09:15:04.000 I tried making this cookie.

09:15:07.000 But didn't even read the recipe book.

09:15:08.000 I just started, you know, I just looked at it.

09:15:10.000 I was like, no.

09:15:12.000 I've read a decent bit of it.

09:15:14.000 How much?

09:15:14.000 I don't know.

09:15:16.000 Not all of it.

09:15:17.000 Okay.

09:15:18.000 We got to read the Bible.

09:15:20.000 Gotta read the apologetics. 1.00

09:15:22.000 How many Christians have read the entire Bible, though? 0.92

09:15:25.000 Probably not most of them.

09:15:26.000 But maybe it's just harder for people to read the Bible.

09:15:28.000 But their souls are saved, so they don't even need to.

09:15:31.000 Yeah, you need to read the Bible because you need to convert, bro. 0.53

09:15:40.000 But you're the one that brought it up. 0.97

09:15:40.000 I didn't bring it up. 0.97

09:15:41.000 You brought it up.

09:15:42.000 No, chat brought it up.

09:15:43.000 I didn't bring it up.

09:15:43.000 Well, you're harping on it.

09:15:46.000 Fuck off. 1.00

09:15:55.000 It does come back to religion. 1.00

09:15:56.000 Religion is the foundation. 0.83

09:15:59.000 No. 0.96

09:15:59.000 Game theory. 0.96

09:16:01.000 Evolution.

09:16:02.000 Game theory again.

09:16:05.000 Yeah.

09:16:07.000 Game theory. 0.99

09:16:08.000 More like dumb theory. 0.97

09:16:09.000 More like game theory. 1.00

09:16:11.000 Oh, gay theory? 1.00

09:16:12.000 Yeah.

09:16:13.000 But you said it's the practical thing that we should be focusing on because Christianity is more lofty and difficult to.

09:16:20.000 That's not what I said.

09:16:20.000 What I said.

09:16:21.000 What I said is I am trying to create a political movement, or we're participating in a political movement.

09:16:28.000 So our objectives are political.

09:16:29.000 Exactly.

09:16:30.000 Yeah.

09:16:30.000 Closeted hero thrashed Spencer snarkly sharing the other dinosaur rant.

09:16:34.000 Lol.

09:16:35.000 Yeah, you believe there were giant monsters running around, but resurrection is too wonky?

09:16:40.000 Okay, man.

09:16:40.000 Well, yeah, and that was exactly the point I was trying to make with that.

09:16:44.000 It's not like.

09:16:45.000 Is Cat. 0.99

09:16:46.000 Boy, it's hit or an ass man? 1.00

09:16:50.000 Aryan. 1.00

09:16:51.000 Confirmed Aryan. 0.97

09:16:53.000 Only non whites, or rather, only whites are titmen. 1.00

09:16:56.000 Everyone, all the non whites are ass people. 1.00

09:16:58.000 It's true. 1.00

09:16:58.000 I'm pretty sure they did studies on that. 1.00

09:17:00.000 They did.

09:17:01.000 Start with the New Testament.

09:17:02.000 It's better than you heard from in popular culture.

09:17:05.000 Yeah, it's a good book.

09:17:06.000 Good book.

09:17:07.000 A lot of good stuff in there.

09:17:13.000 Yeah, if you read, honestly, if you read the gospel, you'd be surprised.

09:17:16.000 When I read it for the first time, because you think it's like, oh, hippie, hippie Jew, you know?

09:17:21.000 But no, it's very based.

09:17:29.000 Yeah, because that's how all the mainstream Protestants like to portray it.

09:17:33.000 They're like, Jesus was a Palestinian refugee. 1.00

09:17:38.000 No, I know Jesus was kind of a hard cunt. 1.00

09:17:42.000 Well, oh, oh, oh! 1.00

09:17:42.000 Yeah? 1.00

09:17:43.000 Alright, yeah, no using.

09:17:45.000 Yeah, easy, easy, big guy, yeah.

09:17:47.000 I'm Australian, alright? 1.00

09:17:48.000 Blasphemer.

09:17:49.000 No, it's like one of the nicest things you can call someone. 1.00

09:17:53.000 Nick, if you skip your show tomorrow because you overslept after staying up all night lusting for catboys, tight boy pussy, I'm gonna be really angry. 0.99

09:18:02.000 We're not, there's completely platonic as you can see, like Plato. 1.00

09:18:08.000 Platonic meaning like Plato.

09:18:10.000 Zero hands on thighs.

09:18:13.000 Yeah, yeah, there's no lust here, just a lust for knowledge and friendship.

09:18:19.000 This is Aristotle and Plato over here battling it out.

09:18:23.000 Yeah.

09:18:24.000 I guess I'd be Aristotle, right?

09:18:25.000 Because Plato was the more spiritual one.

09:18:31.000 I think I would be Aristotle.

09:18:32.000 Who would be Plato?

09:18:34.000 Why is that?

09:18:35.000 Because Aristotle was smarter.

09:18:42.000 And that's a fact.

09:18:48.000 Do you know that Aristotle tutored Alexander the Great?

09:18:51.000 Yep.

09:19:01.000 Oh, looks like they're working at the cinema.

09:19:04.000 Yeah.

09:19:05.000 Cinema.

09:19:07.000 Oi.

09:19:10.000 What's in the mob?

09:19:11.000 Oi, bruv, you work at the cinema.

09:19:14.000 What time is it?

09:19:16.000 47.

09:19:17.000 You're on military, never be on military time.

09:19:21.000 47 minutes.

09:19:22.000 Cami, you're a lot smarter than Nick.

09:19:24.000 Oh, well, there's one vote for me. 1.00

09:19:25.000 Fuck you. 1.00

09:19:26.000 I suspect that the opposite is true, actually. 1.00

09:19:28.000 Yeah, okay.

09:19:30.000 Maybe on opposite day.

09:19:48.000 Feeling stuffed, get $10 off any juice cleanse.

09:19:54.000 Juice cleanse?

09:19:55.000 Juice cleanse?

09:19:56.000 Sounds good.

09:19:59.000 I could go for a good juice cleanse right now.

09:20:01.000 Because I'm feeling full of food and a cleanse of juice.

09:20:08.000 But see, it keeps coming back.

09:20:11.000 I keep having to cleanse it again.

09:20:14.000 Yeah, frequent cleansing is recommended.

09:20:19.000 Cleanse.

09:20:20.000 I cleanse early in Amman.

09:20:22.000 That's what they said.

09:20:23.000 But if you were to just do it again, game theory.

09:20:26.000 If you just did it once completely.

09:20:30.000 They're going to convert, big guy.

09:20:31.000 They're going to convert.

09:20:32.000 Really? 0.99

09:20:32.000 Yep, end times. 0.99

09:20:35.000 But it comes.

09:20:36.000 The motivation is not religious, the motivation is genetic.

09:20:40.000 No, it's prophecy, bro.

09:20:42.000 They're all going to convert. 0.99

09:20:44.000 The Israelites. 1.00

09:20:46.000 And then the end of the world will happen. 0.98

09:20:50.000 That's when the end times are coming.

09:20:55.000 Fresh.

09:20:55.000 Yo, I've done 109 juice cleanses and it still hasn't worked.

09:21:03.000 Six million liters of juice.

09:21:06.000 Okay, disavow.

09:21:08.000 That's too much.

09:21:08.000 Disavow.

09:21:09.000 That's a.

09:21:11.000 You're gonna get me in trouble.

09:21:13.000 Yeah, I'm just dropping it.

09:21:15.000 Dropping it.

09:21:16.000 It's funny.

09:21:17.000 Very tongue in cheek.

09:21:18.000 Yes, yes.

09:21:19.000 Cheeky, but we're dropping it.

09:21:21.000 It's cheeky and it's funny. 0.70

09:21:22.000 We're gonna shut up.

09:21:24.000 But it's very serious.

09:21:25.000 Yeah.

09:21:26.000 The discrimination they face.

09:21:33.000 High mainstream media, yeah, right.

09:21:37.000 They wouldn't even let you make a joke about it on mainstream media.

09:21:41.000 Like, they wouldn't even use it as a way to, like, character assassinate you because they wouldn't want people hearing it.

09:21:47.000 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

09:21:51.000 You want to walk around a little bit?

09:21:52.000 Yeah, sure, dude.

09:21:53.000 Just being idle.

09:22:00.000 You know, it'd be a lot easier if I was religious.

09:22:03.000 Yeah, well, I'm religious, yeah.

09:22:06.000 But I can't. 0.94

09:22:07.000 Yeah, you can.

09:22:08.000 I can't, like, just will myself into believing in something.

09:22:11.000 Yeah, you can.

09:22:13.000 Is Jared Kushner working on the Third Temple for real, though?

09:22:16.000 Why is his lair on 666 Five Avenue?

09:22:18.000 Why is there biochips being developed there since the 2000s?

09:22:23.000 Yeah, that's all questions you should be asking yourself. 0.62

09:22:27.000 Kang Department? 0.99

09:22:28.000 You should download the Mormon dating app. 1.00

09:22:30.000 Nah, I've already got a girlfriend that I like, bro. 1.00

09:22:33.000 Yeah, imagine the Mormon thing is just like I think it'd be good for eugenics, but it's bad for raising families, so That's possibly it's also bad for your soul that a lot of some of the stuff is crazy. 1.00

09:22:52.000 Turn the CTS down, I Could, but I have to take my phone out of my selfie stick and I can't be fucked, so you can just live with it. 0.97

09:23:07.000 Ask yourself, Cammy, why do the elites believe so strongly in it? 0.99

09:23:11.000 Well, they believe in Jewish shit, not Christian stuff. 0.99

09:23:13.000 Why does who believe so strongly? 1.00

09:23:15.000 Oh.

09:23:15.000 The elites.

09:23:16.000 Look at this.

09:23:20.000 This ice sculpture was smashed to pieces.

09:23:23.000 Or maybe it just melted, I guess.

09:23:24.000 I don't know.

09:23:26.000 Well, once it melts to a certain degree, I imagine it will just fall over or something.

09:23:29.000 It will collapse, yeah.

09:23:31.000 Sad.

09:23:31.000 Kind of sad to see it melt down.

09:23:35.000 Everything melts.

09:23:48.000 Game theory says single parent good, but religion figured this out longer. 0.79

09:23:52.000 I mean, earlier. 0.99

09:23:54.000 Yeah, but no, game theory fucking. 0.98

09:24:01.000 Because, see, there would have been other religions that said the opposite, but they didn't last. 0.99

09:24:07.000 Right, so.

09:24:08.000 I don't get it.

09:24:13.000 There would have been religions that pushed for all sorts of things, right? 0.64

09:24:17.000 But Christianity is the only one that is still here, and the reason for that is because it was the one most closely approximated.

09:24:25.000 No, but one of the main ones, right?

09:24:27.000 And the reason for that is because it's more closely approximating.

09:24:31.000 Nicker jokes remind me of Norm.

09:24:33.000 Norm, respect your check.

09:24:35.000 Also, can you tell yourself to believe even if you don't, and as you study the holy book and start to see the positive impact of.

09:24:41.000 Your life, you don't have to tell yourself you believe you just will.

09:24:46.000 True, true, true.

09:24:47.000 Yeah, maybe.

09:24:50.000 Hey, glove, hey, free glove.

09:24:52.000 I'm not gonna put that on, it's probably a homeless person.

09:24:57.000 Yo, free glove.

09:24:59.000 Wow, jackpot.

09:25:01.000 Yeah, I just got free.

09:25:06.000 I didn't take it. 0.99

09:25:07.000 I don't know who the fuck that belongs to. 0.99

09:25:15.000 Maybe something. 0.99

09:25:17.000 Some transient.

09:25:19.000 Yo, elf selfie?

09:25:20.000 Yeah, I could like put it through one of them so we could.

09:25:25.000 Or I could just put the camera down with a selfie stick.

09:25:28.000 I don't want, I hate these things. 1.00

09:25:30.000 I think they're dumb. 0.99

09:25:32.000 You're not gonna do it? 1.00

09:25:32.000 Maybe look foolish, no. 1.00

09:25:34.000 I'm a very serious political person. 0.99

09:25:34.000 Okay. 0.99

09:25:38.000 Yeah.

09:25:41.000 No joking around with Nick over here.

09:25:42.000 That's right.

09:25:44.000 Serious.

09:25:44.000 Serious political guy.

09:25:46.000 Yep.

09:25:48.000 Thank you.

09:26:05.000 I think I'm going to a chiropractor or something. 0.99

09:26:23.000 Hello, Nuke Africa Department.

09:26:25.000 What is it?

09:26:28.000 New Africa Department.

09:26:38.000 Have you tried praying, Cammie?

09:26:40.000 A sincere appeal to God for faith is never unheard.

09:26:43.000 True.

09:26:45.000 Uh, factual.

09:26:48.000 Yeah, I've tried it before, it didn't really do anything.

09:26:50.000 Uh huh.

09:26:52.000 That's not convincing. 0.96

09:26:53.000 First mile of now Lily's ox.

09:26:55.000 I don't question your actions, Nick, do you know why?

09:26:58.000 Because I trust the plan.

09:26:59.000 That's right, trust the plan.

09:27:03.000 Trust the plan?

09:27:04.000 Yeah, and anybody who even, like, questions trusting the plan. 1.00

09:27:08.000 Plan should just shut the fuck up. 0.99

09:27:09.000 The plan is perfect. 0.99

09:27:12.000 The plan is what got us to this point so far.

09:27:16.000 All these non plan trusters make me sick, makes me sick, makes me throw up.

09:27:24.000 How could people not trust them?

09:27:25.000 I get where you're coming from, Cami.

09:27:27.000 I wish I could be a Christian, but I can't make myself believe in it. 0.97

09:27:30.000 It sucks to be honest. 0.98

09:27:31.000 I wish I could be pious. 0.97

09:27:34.000 Just be pious.

09:27:36.000 Just do it, man.

09:27:37.000 Just do it.

09:27:38.000 Not hard.

09:27:41.000 But again, it's like I could quote unquote just do it and convince everyone around me, but I'd be lying.

09:27:48.000 That's why I won't do it.

09:27:49.000 Just do it.

09:27:51.000 Just become Christian.

09:27:53.000 Just try and succeed and just do it. 1.00

09:27:58.000 I can't.

09:27:58.000 Well, I could say right now, I could tell you that I believe in God, but I'd be lying.

09:28:01.000 Yeah, but just then start believing in God.

09:28:06.000 You don't have to lie if you do.

09:28:06.000 Okay.

09:28:09.000 Yeah, I'm not asking you to lie.

09:28:12.000 I'm not asking you to be dishonest, but just start believing.

09:28:14.000 Start believing you got but I got yeah, you can Yeah, you can So what's your plan for tonight? 0.98

09:28:30.000 Well, I've got to book this flight and other than that I Don't know I If I do end up sleeping at some point tonight, I gotta make sure I don't sleep through my fucking flight. 0.93

09:28:40.000 Yeah, I can't stay up all night with you. 0.96

09:28:42.000 I would but I gotta keep my sleep schedule good. 1.00

09:28:47.000 Yeah If it were any other time, I probably would be like, Yeah, fuck it, we'll stay up all night. 0.98

09:28:56.000 But I'm like, I gotta be responsible, I gotta be a businessman. 0.98

09:29:01.000 Yeah, I feel like I'm who I am.

09:29:03.000 I can probably stay out for like another hour. 0.98

09:29:07.000 Stop acting like being Christian is hard. 0.99

09:29:09.000 God asks very little from us.

09:29:11.000 Well, that's not really true.

09:29:14.000 I mean, He asks everything.

09:29:16.000 He asks you to dedicate your life.

09:29:18.000 There's a lot of demands, there's a lot of rules, but.

09:29:22.000 Yeah.

09:29:23.000 I mean, it's like the payoff is supposed to be better than anything you could possibly imagine or create yourself.

09:29:33.000 Right?

09:29:34.000 So, in terms of cost-benefit, he asks very little.

09:29:38.000 But I think it's pretty commensurate to what the outcome is. 0.88

09:29:48.000 And, you know, if you don't do it, you go to hell. 0.92

09:29:50.000 Yeah. 0.87

09:29:52.000 Given the circumstances.

09:29:53.000 He asks very little, but he's still asking a lot.

09:30:04.000 But yeah, I won't make fun of Christianity. 0.53

09:30:10.000 I won't denounce Christianity because there's nothing, again, besides. 0.50

09:30:16.000 Yeah, I know. 0.72

09:30:25.000 And I'm just wired differently.

09:30:28.000 That's what I'm saying.

09:30:29.000 I'm not going to disavow it.

09:30:34.000 I'm not going to disavow it.

09:30:36.000 I'm not going to make fun of it because.

09:30:38.000 It's a good thing.

09:30:40.000 And I have the utmost respect for people that believe in it.

09:30:43.000 That believe in it and practice it properly.

09:30:47.000 When people just say they believe in it or do believe in it, but then just go against it, that's actually worse.

09:30:53.000 Yeah.

09:30:54.000 Right? 1.00

09:30:55.000 If you truly believe in it and then you still fuck up, that's even worse. 1.00

09:31:01.000 I agree. 0.99

09:31:02.000 Yeah, if you know the rules. 0.99

09:31:03.000 Yeah, if you know the rules and you truly believe that God exists and you fuck up anyway. 0.99

09:31:09.000 That's no good. 0.99

09:31:10.000 Yeah, true.

09:31:13.000 But the people that believe and also practice it properly, utmost respect for it.

09:31:20.000 Become one of them.

09:31:22.000 Become one of them.

09:31:24.000 But again, I just, I can't believe.

09:31:28.000 I've tried.

09:31:29.000 You can.

09:31:30.000 I've given it the benefit of the doubt.

09:31:30.000 Try it.

09:31:32.000 You can do anything you set your mind to.

09:31:34.000 No, I can't.

09:31:35.000 Yeah, you can.

09:31:36.000 I can do a lot of things, but I can't do anything.

09:31:38.000 You can move mountains.

09:31:40.000 You can, yeah, you must become who you are.

09:31:44.000 You must become who you are, bro.

09:31:48.000 Juice World died.

09:31:49.000 I'm so sad and I'm literally crying right now.

09:31:52.000 What is it?

09:31:53.000 Juice World died.

09:31:54.000 Ow.

09:31:55.000 Oh, no, we're gonna need to find another sad nibber to rap about why being depressed is cool. 1.00

09:32:00.000 Cry me a fucking river. 0.98

09:32:02.000 What's sad nibber be like? 1.00

09:32:04.000 Sad nibber be like, hey, yo, my girlfriend left me, so I'm gonna promote doing heroin, y'all.

09:32:11.000 Yeah, that guy needs. 1.00

09:32:12.000 Fucking religion that guy, yeah, well, give it to him first because at least I'm not dying of a drug overdose, Not yet. Not yet. 0.99

09:32:31.000 Okay.

09:32:36.000 I can tell who's a virgin by how they walk.

09:33:01.000 All I can say is that I'm surprised by what I see.

09:33:05.000 Okay.

09:33:08.000 Well, see, you can tell I'm not a liar by nature. 0.91

09:33:13.000 You can tell I'm very honest because I'm honest even when it just fucks me over in every way possible. 0.66

09:33:18.000 So when I tell you I'm not a virgin, well, you know I'm not a liar, so. 0.93

09:33:25.000 Cringe?

09:33:26.000 Cringe coomer? 1.00

09:33:27.000 Yeah, cringe coomer.

09:33:28.000 I mean, I regret it, I think.

09:33:33.000 Yeah, like there's nothing it really did for me, but it was like positive.

09:33:40.000 So yeah, you should really only have sex with someone that you expect to stay with.

09:33:50.000 Well, actually I did, to be fair. 0.94

09:33:53.000 Like it wasn't like a random or whatever, you know, so oh, that's good.

09:34:03.000 It was when I was in a relationship.

09:34:09.000 Married only?

09:34:11.000 Yeah, I'm not that patient.

09:34:11.000 Yeah.

09:34:13.000 What would you do if something personal, absurd, and physically unexplainable happened to you?

09:34:21.000 It would be like, There's no practical difference if I believe or if I don't.

09:34:27.000 Yeah, I'm not patient enough.

09:34:28.000 I'm a Coomer. 0.60

09:34:29.000 I have to Coom. 0.64

09:34:32.000 Coomer would be like, I need to come!

09:34:38.000 Okay, so what if something very unexplained happened to me?

09:34:43.000 A miracle.

09:34:46.000 I mean, usually there's explanations for things, right?

09:34:51.000 So, what? 0.82

09:34:53.000 Well, you know, atoms, there's like a very, very, very small chance that you can be walking around and atoms come together and basically do alchemy and shit, you know, so. 0.97

09:35:09.000 Adams don't exist. 0.87

09:35:10.000 The only Adam that exists is Adam and Eve.

09:35:24.000 But I haven't had sex in a long time, so I'm basically a born-again virgin.

09:35:31.000 What do you think about that, that born-again virgin?

09:35:33.000 Apparently that's how it works, yeah.

09:35:36.000 Yeah, how long has it been?

09:35:38.000 It's been like two, two and a half years, something like that.

09:35:42.000 It's been a while.

09:35:46.000 How's that sound?

09:35:58.000 A long time, that's a week for a chat.

09:36:06.000 Like I say, probably about two and a half years.

09:36:09.000 I'm not looking to have sex unless it's someone I'm expecting to stay with.

09:36:12.000 Look up quantum immortality on Google.

09:36:15.000 We'll all live forever in different universes.

09:36:18.000 Must watch

09:37:21.000 JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

09:37:23.000 What even is that shot?

09:37:24.000 I've heard it's an anime.

09:37:25.000 I know it's an anime.

09:37:28.000 What is the meme?

09:37:29.000 I keep hearing people talk about Jojo.

09:37:33.000 So, Jojo is the name of it, and it's kind of a meme, just a name dropper, basically.

09:37:38.000 What's the meme?

09:37:40.000 That's it.

09:37:41.000 The joke is that you're referencing it. 1.00

09:37:45.000 Yeah, it's fucking gay. 1.00

09:37:47.000 It's fucking stupid. 1.00

09:38:07.000 I'm really big on television. 1.00

09:38:09.000 I've only watched probably like two series in the past like five years.

09:38:14.000 Sopranos, Evangelion, and honestly that's probably it.

09:38:23.000 Most TV is just bad, in my opinion.

09:38:26.000 Yeah. 1.00

09:38:29.000 And a lot of the like normie shit, I just have no interest in. 0.99

09:38:34.000 Like Breaking Bad and Game of Thrones and Gaxter. 1.00

09:38:39.000 To me, all this shit just seems so like cringe. 0.97

09:38:42.000 Yeah, I mean they're probably good shows I'm sure if I invested in them, but it's just hearing all these normies talk about them. 0.99

09:38:49.000 It's just completely turned me off footing, man Breaking bad Brian Franston be like let's make meth now Walking Dead. 0.91

09:39:00.000 Oh, it's just stupid man Soprano's only good show about Italians There we go. 0.99

09:39:13.000 Okay, who can say it? 1.00

09:39:14.000 I forgot.

09:40:00.000 are making the Lord Of The Rings adaptation for HBO.

09:40:03.000 Orcs will be shown in a new light because the producers say that no race is inherently bad. 0.62

09:40:08.000 Well, that race is, I mean, what's the same? 1.00

09:40:10.000 That direct history, but it's a fucking. 1.00

09:40:16.000 I never saw Lord of the Rings. 0.99

09:40:19.000 I mean, that is a really long fucking series of movies. 0.94

09:40:23.000 Yeah, that's why I haven't really. 0.97

09:40:29.000 I've been told it's really good, but it's never.

09:40:32.000 I don't like the fantasy genre very much.

09:40:37.000 There's an anime series.

09:40:40.000 It's supposed to be really good.

09:40:43.000 I haven't seen it.

09:40:44.000 I can't remember what it is.

09:40:45.000 You know, it's supposed to be Hopkins Evangelion.

09:40:49.000 Oh. 0.99

09:40:50.000 Yalanjak.

09:40:50.000 I think it was Galactic Heroes.

09:40:50.000 Was it?

09:40:54.000 Galaxy of Galactic Heroes.

09:40:55.000 Oh, yeah, that sounds familiar.

09:40:57.000 Yeah, yeah, apparently it's like, um. 0.67

09:41:01.000 talks about it's like a political space opera thing Like, there's this one guy that takes over the universe and implements eugenics and stuff.

09:41:22.000 My friend, like, showed me something, like, summarizing him. 0.63

09:41:25.000 I'm like, wait, that's the bad guy.

09:41:32.000 And, like, yeah, and the whole show's about to overthrow him, and I'm like, why?

09:41:39.000 Why?

09:41:39.000 It sounds like everything's great.

09:41:41.000 He starts killing stupid people and shit. 1.00

09:41:45.000 He's like, completely. 1.00

09:41:46.000 Completely removed degeneracy from the galaxy.

09:41:51.000 Tried to put him on, but he's too lazy. 0.97

09:41:54.000 No, it's because YouTube fucking blocks it when I try to watch it. 0.95

09:42:01.000 Like, it blocks my stream. 0.97

09:42:05.000 Legend of Galactic Heroes, yeah, there you go.

09:42:09.000 Well, yeah, that's, uh, it kind of sucks to not be on DLive for you because that's what they did to me as well because they didn't want me watching anime on there anymore.

09:42:19.000 Oh, really?

09:42:20.000 Top best animes.

09:42:22.000 Legend of the Galactic Heroes Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood Stein's Gate Berserk Pokemon OPGO Yeah, 1.00

09:42:34.000 so there's this fucking guy on there that gets like a few hundred concurrent and he watches fucking anime on DLive and there's like no issue he's been doing it for a while he's still doing it as far as I know Meanwhile I do it and they're like you can't watch fucking anime on DLive so but I'm watching something from YouTube and they're like Fuck you. 1.00

09:42:59.000 Okay. 1.00

09:43:00.000 Okay.

09:43:01.000 Clearly.

09:43:03.000 I'm not welcome here.

09:43:05.000 Yeah.

09:43:08.000 Kami's basically overstunned.

09:43:10.000 Yeah, that's a guy from this anime that looks like galactic heroes.

09:43:37.000 Quote so bad on my...

09:43:46.000 Tried to, like...

09:43:47.000 steer the conversation in a direction and try and get him to say a buzzword.

09:43:52.000 Yeah.

09:44:03.000 Since the world's society.

09:44:05.000 I didn't stop interrupting, Nick.

09:44:12.000 I haven't actually seen the interview.

09:44:13.000 Did he interrupt you a lot?

09:44:15.000 He did interrupt me a lot, yeah.

09:44:16.000 That's rude.

09:44:18.000 I feel bad when I interrupt people.

09:44:20.000 Yeah.

09:44:20.000 I really try to avoid it.

09:44:23.000 Would you say I do, or?

09:44:24.000 No, no.

09:44:26.000 No.

09:44:27.000 That's why.

09:44:27.000 Yeah, I try to let people finish their thought, but it's hard.

09:44:32.000 Like, to me, like, a good conversationalist is somebody who.

09:44:37.000 Like, as a good feeling for kind of like an exchange.

09:44:41.000 Because some people, it's like they will, if you don't cut them off, they will just talk and talk and talk and talk, and they don't ask questions.

09:44:49.000 If it's very one way, you know, and interrupting is cringe.

09:44:53.000 That's true.

09:44:54.000 That's true.

09:44:56.000 If someone's already made their point and they keep hopping, or they make their point and then they start talking about something else.

09:45:05.000 I wanted to see you doing Joker Dance entrance.

09:45:08.000 Oh, that would be good.

09:45:11.000 Practicing.

09:45:14.000 The intro to the Milo show.

09:45:16.000 There's no curtains.

09:45:17.000 Dun Yeah, I'm not walking on.

09:45:21.000 Oh, good.

09:45:28.000 If you watch the stream, I have some of the moves down.

09:45:33.000 Nice.

09:45:34.000 Because every time I watch the movie, I'm like, okay.

09:45:38.000 Do that.

09:45:41.000 Shoke Nikki Joker Crunchy, seen it.

09:45:44.000 Nick's a.

09:45:45.000 Nick's a true fan.

09:45:49.000 Milo was trying to bait you on lots of stuff.

09:45:52.000 Saying that Jews created race, making you disavow this skull head audio.

09:45:56.000 He's desperate to try to be relevant again, that's why he announced he had a vault about nasty audios. 0.65

09:46:01.000 People.

09:46:03.000 No, I don't think that's true.

09:46:08.000 I think he was basically sincere in what he said during the interview.

09:46:12.000 He wasn't trying to make me look bad or beat me on anything.

09:46:16.000 He actually laid out what we were going to talk about on the show beforehand so I could anticipate it.

09:46:23.000 He said, I don't want you to be surprised or feel ambushed or anything.

09:46:29.000 I don't think that was the case.

09:46:34.000 His take on race is his own.

09:46:35.000 Until we take power.

09:46:37.000 Yeah.

09:46:39.000 Until we take power.

09:47:01.000 Chavis statistic Milo. 0.98

09:47:04.000 Yeah, how about a statistic on gays and pedophilia, Milo?

09:47:10.000 He's pretty woke on all that stuff, though, you know.

09:47:13.000 I mean, to his credit, unlike a lot of these people, he's not promoting his lifestyle.

09:47:18.000 That's true. 1.00

09:47:19.000 You know, for years he said, no, don't be gay. 0.99

09:47:22.000 Don't be gay, bad idea. 0.99

09:47:23.000 No. 0.99

09:47:32.000 How is it any different from being on with Rob Smith?

09:47:35.000 It's like, well, number one, Milo's giving me a platform.

09:47:37.000 Number two, you know, it might be a small thing, but he's not promoting it.

09:47:43.000 Just don't. 1.00

09:47:44.000 Just don't be gay. 1.00

09:47:45.000 Yeah. 1.00

09:47:46.000 Just stop. 1.00

09:47:48.000 Don't be gay. 1.00

09:47:52.000 So there's more cock for me, Milo. 1.00

09:47:55.000 Milo is unironically major in red pilling me, kind of cringe. 0.99

09:48:03.000 Nah, it's not.

09:48:04.000 I mean, however you get to it.

09:48:08.000 At the end of the day, you all end.

09:48:10.000 So there's only one truth, right?

09:48:13.000 So if you. 1.00

09:48:14.000 Milo's asshole has been BTF-fired by Black Tick. 1.00

09:48:18.000 Yeah. 1.00

09:48:18.000 So if you drop a rock, it falls. 1.00

09:48:21.000 It doesn't float.

09:48:22.000 It doesn't rise.

09:48:23.000 It falls, right?

09:48:24.000 There's only one truth to everything.

09:48:27.000 So no matter what path you take to get there, if you relentlessly pursue the truth, eventually everyone's going to be on the same page.

09:48:36.000 You think?

09:48:38.000 What do you think there's more?

09:48:38.000 Everyone will be Christian.

09:48:41.000 There you go.

09:48:43.000 If Christianity is the ultimate form of truth, then if everyone relentlessly pursues the truth, then everyone will be Christian.

09:48:54.000 And I've gotten most way there with the whole Christianity thing because I say, Milo is woke on it because when he was 14, he had to, I quote, blow the priest in like that.

09:49:08.000 Yeah, yeah, early childhood experiences do seem to be heavily correlated with being gay later in life.

09:49:15.000 Well, I mean, with Milo, it's like he did red pill a lot of people, and that's I think what people fail to acknowledge is like, people are so fickle.

09:49:27.000 For what it's worth, you know, you have to acknowledge the role that Milo played culturally in the 2016 election, like what he represented, because people take it for granted that we got.

09:49:39.000 Are where we are in terms of right wing media, but what existed before Breitbart, Trump, Milo, all that stuff that people now say is cringe?

09:49:48.000 What existed? 0.97

09:49:50.000 It was Fox News, talk radio, and fucking Ben Shapiro and the Tea Party. 0.97

09:49:56.000 And I do think that my, I mean, and you know, the alt right did exist, obviously. 0.81

09:50:02.000 Spencer and Taylor and all those guys existed, but who really was sort of a catalyst for.

09:50:10.000 A big shift rightward in internet culture.

09:50:13.000 I think, you know, people don't acknowledge the role that he played.

09:50:17.000 And again, that's not me saying that, like to say, because everybody, the criticism I've heard is, oh, Nick is trying to bring Milo into our movement, or oh, Nick is trying to rehabilitate Milo's image.

09:50:29.000 It's like, that's not what I'm trying to do.

09:50:31.000 I went on his show because he invited me, because I think it was a good opportunity to share my views with mainstream audience.

09:50:37.000 But I am just saying separately, people getting on my case about that, it's like, I don't think they're understanding.

09:50:45.000 Or acknowledging what a sort of critical figure, even if he's not as relevant as he once was, but what it symbolizes almost is sort of like a passing of the torch or the next generation coming forward.

09:51:00.000 I think it's sort of like you said, we would talk to Barack Obama, we would talk to Sean Handy, whatever.

09:51:10.000 You could say Charlie Kirk or Ben Shapiro if you wanted to wrap.

09:51:13.000 Exactly, exactly. 1.00

09:51:16.000 If I went on Charlie Kirk's show to debate him, would people say, Oh, you're fucking your cunt? 1.00

09:51:20.000 No, of course not. 1.00

09:51:22.000 Hell, even if it wasn't a debate format, even if it was just a discussion or something, you threw ideas around, like you do it in a heartbeat.

09:51:28.000 Exactly, exactly.

09:51:29.000 Yeah.

09:51:30.000 So. 0.95

09:51:31.000 I mean, it's almost like the fucking lefty ideology where if you associate yourself with someone whatsoever, as in like you're in the same room as them and you're not actively trying to kill them, that means you like, you avow everything of theirs just by association. 0.96

09:51:50.000 Right. 1.00

09:51:51.000 Which is fucking retarded. 1.00

09:51:54.000 Yeah. 1.00

09:51:55.000 True.

09:51:58.000 And he gave me a lot of good advice.

09:52:05.000 I mean, he's made a lot of mistakes, right?

09:52:08.000 Yeah.

09:52:09.000 Well, but he's also somebody who's been to the top.

09:52:11.000 He's somebody who had millions of followers on Twitter, and he was going to be the keynote speaker.

09:52:18.000 I mean, this is somebody who it looked like he was almost about to because I don't even know if you could call Milo main.

09:52:24.000 It was pretty much mainstream.

09:52:27.000 At his peak.

09:52:29.000 His peak was that February 2017 when he was supposed to be the keynote speaker at CPAC, and then he got taken down by Reagan Battalion.

09:52:38.000 It was like Berkeley, and then that.

09:52:44.000 And yeah, I think people are not looking at the bigger picture. 1.00

09:52:47.000 In other words, planchesters just don't have a brain big enough to see all the dimensions to the game that's being played. 0.99

09:52:55.000 Rest assured, I do. 1.00

09:52:58.000 So, what kind of advice did he give you?

09:53:01.000 Is there anything you'd like to share here that's like interesting or not?

09:53:06.000 I mean, like a lot of it is just like tactical.

09:53:12.000 Yeah, but that's what I'm interested in.

09:53:14.000 But then again, it's probably better to talk about it.

09:53:16.000 Yeah, yeah, I don't want to spill the beans on my playbook, but it is always good, in my opinion, to get advice from people with experience.

09:53:27.000 And he's obviously.

09:53:29.000 People with a couple.

09:53:30.000 Right, well, yeah, and even like logistical things.

09:53:33.000 You know, I'm a big believer in logistics.

09:53:36.000 And, you know, I'm somebody with no institutional backing.

09:53:39.000 I don't have a mentor.

09:53:41.000 I don't have a boss.

09:53:44.000 I don't have anybody who's showing me that.

09:53:46.000 I mean, I'm literally just some guy who does a YouTube show and I'm figuring out as I go along.

09:53:51.000 I just do the things.

09:53:52.000 I just do the things, yeah.

09:53:55.000 So to talk to somebody like that who worked for Breitbart, who was on that level with Steve Bannon and all the rest, somebody who was like a journalist in a very strict sense, to get advice from somebody like that is just very valuable to me.

09:54:16.000 So, but people, I think most people, I mean, they just don't.

09:54:22.000 When I say trust the plan, it's because the public either doesn't have the information, like they don't know the whole story, they don't know what I see or what the long game is, what the angle is, or they're like, they literally just don't have the capacity to see the bigger picture.

09:54:39.000 You know, most people can't see the forest for the trees.

09:54:43.000 And that's why you have to trust the plan, you have to trust somebody who Can and it's not to say that I'm like the smartest guy in the world or anything, or that you would anticipate absolutely everything, right?

09:54:54.000 But it is to say that you know, there's information that people are not privy to, and also, not everybody sees a big picture.

09:55:05.000 Lolly salts ex Fuentes, ex Hyde Wars, ex Eggie that'd be a fun dinner party.

09:55:11.000 Oh, yeah, Eggie.

09:55:14.000 Hyde, yeah, big Sam.

09:55:16.000 What are we? 1.00

09:55:18.000 Fuck. 1.00

09:55:19.000 We wouldn't even need to pick topics. 1.00

09:55:20.000 We could just like start talking.

09:55:22.000 Something would come up.

09:55:24.000 We'd be there for hours.

09:55:26.000 I mean, we already do that, just the two of us.

09:55:28.000 This is like when people, yeah, I'd be a total nerd gasp.

09:55:32.000 You know, Lolly Sox, Eggman, Sam, and Nick at the same table?

09:55:37.000 You know, it'd be crazy.

09:55:39.000 It'd be so funny to get.

09:55:41.000 It's like when people talk about, like, I watched there was this talk on YouTube, and it was like Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, the two other, like, new atheist types, and people were like, oh my god, all those four guys at the same table.

09:55:55.000 This is so amazing.

09:55:58.000 Why are you counter-singling this?

09:56:01.000 This is so amazing!

09:56:03.000 I was just like, I don't know.

09:56:05.000 It just doesn't hit right.

09:56:08.000 It just doesn't hit right. 1.00

09:56:09.000 Alright, fuck it. 1.00

09:56:10.000 I'm not saying it would be a good collaboration. 1.00

09:56:15.000 It's like, I don't know, the way you described it's totally like, rub me in the wrong direction.

09:56:21.000 It's not what you said, it's the way you said it.

09:56:23.000 That's right.

09:56:24.000 I don't like the way it made me feel.

09:56:26.000 That's right.

09:56:27.000 That's correct.

09:56:28.000 That would be a total nergasm. 0.99

09:56:31.000 I did not fucking say that. 0.98

09:56:34.000 Bro, I said all your favorite e-celebrities talking. 1.00

09:56:38.000 Fuck me. 1.00

09:56:40.000 What? 1.00

09:56:40.000 I hate my favorite e-celebrity. 1.00

09:56:42.000 What the fuck? 0.99

09:56:44.000 I don't watch it anymore. 1.00

09:56:45.000 I'm just kidding, okay?

09:56:47.000 I'm just busting your ball. 1.00

09:56:50.000 Fuck. 1.00

09:56:51.000 I'm just joking. 1.00

09:56:53.000 I feel like Yoda right now, dude. 0.96

09:56:55.000 What the hell? 0.75

09:56:56.000 I'm offended. 0.97

09:56:56.000 You're good. 0.97

09:56:58.000 I would never try to hurt your feelings.

09:57:04.000 Intentionally.

09:57:06.000 I'm a very sensitive guy.

09:57:07.000 Nick, it's not what you said, it's the way you said it.

09:57:11.000 In a funny way.

09:57:12.000 I said it in a funny way.

09:57:20.000 I want to see Nick fight Sam.

09:57:23.000 Why? 1.00

09:57:24.000 You would throw another if you want to see me get my ass kicked. 1.00

09:57:26.000 Sam's like 10 feet tall. 1.00

09:57:30.000 500 pounds.

09:57:44.000 I would fight Stephen Vonnell.

09:57:47.000 Yeah, I could fight Eggie if you have to fight Stephen Vonnell.

09:57:50.000 Yeah, that seems fair, yeah.

09:57:52.000 I met Eggie.

09:57:53.000 Eggie's a very good guy.

09:57:54.000 Yeah, Eggie said we could collab.

09:57:56.000 I don't know what city he's in, though.

09:57:57.000 He's not far from here, actually.

09:57:59.000 The last time I checked, he's in, like, the area.

09:57:59.000 Where is he?

09:58:03.000 Wait, he's in Chicago?

09:58:04.000 I don't know if he's in Chicago, but I think he's in Illinois, yeah. 1.00

09:58:07.000 Oh, well, fuck! 1.00

09:58:09.000 Yeah. 1.00

09:58:09.000 Should have organized that. 1.00

09:58:10.000 You should have texted me.

09:58:14.000 I don't know what study was in.

09:58:15.000 Because I messaged him on Twitter, and he was like, hey, I was like, hey bro, we should collab.

09:58:18.000 And he was like, yeah, sure, let me know when you're in town.

09:58:39.000 He likes me apparently because someone that's the reason why I messaged him for a clip because someone said, Oh, yeah, name dropped you on his stream, and he was like, Oh, yeah, Lolly Sox, he's based.

09:58:49.000 So I was like, oh, that's a good one.

09:59:25.000 All the clips I've seen is on YouTube, so, yeah.

09:59:32.000 The dark side of YouTube.

09:59:34.000 So, where on do you think?

09:59:36.000 Nick, you can't fight Destiny.

09:59:37.000 You will have to take on him and his girlfriend's boyfriend.

09:59:40.000 Oh, yeah, that's true.

09:59:41.000 That'd be fun, I'd do that.

09:59:43.000 He attacked him.

09:59:45.000 Well, his girlfriend's many boyfriends.

09:59:47.000 Yeah, versus Nick the Knife and.

09:59:53.000 Cabby the knife.

09:59:55.000 Cabby the chat.

10:00:04.000 Oh no, Cammie the Catboy.

10:00:05.000 Cammie the Catboy.

10:00:07.000 Cammie the Catboy Chat.

10:00:09.000 Cammie the Catboy.

10:00:11.000 Catboy department?

10:00:12.000 Maybe that's what I should call myself.

10:00:13.000 Cammie Senpai.

10:00:14.000 Cammie the Catboy.

10:00:15.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

10:00:18.000 That'd be an interesting niche.

10:00:25.000 Well, if anyone ever gets so salty about all these songs that I have to change it, there we go.

10:00:30.000 Yeah, there you go.

10:00:42.000 next host of America first.

10:00:44.000 Gotta start Australia first.

10:00:47.000 Live from Australia. 0.99

10:00:59.000 Destiny is four feet tall and has the physique of a ten year old, actually.

10:01:05.000 Baby, he's a baby.

10:01:07.000 Destiny be like I am.

10:01:11.000 Cammy will lead the Bogans to victory.

10:01:17.000 What's a Bogan? 0.99

10:01:19.000 It's like a redneck for the Australian thing. 1.00

10:01:34.000 Fucking Cammy's alien attached to your lives. 1.00

10:01:37.000 Oh yeah, you do have attached. 1.00

10:01:42.000 Attached mastery.

10:01:50.000 True Dilton tried to do an esoteric Australia first, then he almost got his life ruined by dogs.

10:01:56.000 Yeah, maybe, yeah.

10:01:58.000 You shouldn't laugh at that.

10:02:00.000 It's not funny, but I don't know why I laugh. 0.97

10:02:02.000 He's like dumb, though, because, like, I mean, I like the guy, but he was showing his face. 0.94

10:02:07.000 How can you expect to not get doxed when you're showing your face? 0.99

10:02:11.000 You know what I mean?

10:02:12.000 Like, I mean, a lot of people know my name.

10:02:14.000 I just don't really care.

10:02:15.000 Yeah.

10:02:16.000 Sort of.

10:02:17.000 Well, just like if you don't want to get doxed, the easiest way to do that is don't show your face, you know?

10:02:22.000 Yeah.

10:02:23.000 But, yeah, I do miss him.

10:02:25.000 Yeah, I do.

10:02:26.000 Cami, I thought you were True Delton. 1.00

10:02:28.000 What the fuck? 1.00

10:02:28.000 Do you know True Delton? 1.00

10:02:31.000 Uh, not personally.

10:02:36.000 Ever since Mr. Metalcore blew the lid on the CIA archive, the finders have been on radio silence.

10:02:42.000 Do you keep contact with him?

10:02:46.000 Ever since Medica made his video on the finders, he's been radio silence.

10:02:50.000 I don't think he has.

10:02:51.000 I'm pretty sure he's been active on Twitter.

10:02:52.000 Yeah, I've seen him on Twitter.

10:04:03.000 I'm going to crash the street on the land.

10:04:05.000 Sorry.

10:04:06.000 No.

10:04:07.000 Horrible crash.

10:04:10.000 I'll do America first through the wire.

10:04:13.000 Now you'll do it on one of those speaking spells.

10:04:15.000 Those what?

10:04:16.000 Yeah, I think Stephen Hawking had it.

10:04:19.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

10:04:20.000 That would be horrible, Tom.

10:04:32.000 Remember when every second episode you had to talk about Jared Holt?

10:04:35.000 When he was the main antagonist.

10:04:38.000 So glad you got more Twitter followers than him again.

10:04:40.000 Yeah.

10:05:09.000 Dave for old.

10:05:13.000 So I've been up for what?

10:05:14.000 Well, like 17 hours.

10:05:18.000 About the same hour.

10:05:19.000 I work for like 8.30.

10:05:21.000 You're a big guy.

10:05:43.000 You gotta come back.

10:05:48.000 If you come back, I'll show you the studio.

10:05:50.000 Okay, sounds so fun, Brett.

10:05:53.000 Yeah, you can sit on the America First casting couch.

10:05:56.000 Oh, no.

10:05:58.000 They warned me about this.

10:05:59.000 The America First casting couch.

10:06:04.000 Just take a seat right there. 0.89

10:06:06.000 I'm going to make you a star. 0.99

10:06:09.000 I'm going to make you an Isilon.

10:06:13.000 Listen here, Catboy.

10:06:15.000 You want a lot of followers on Twitter?

10:06:18.000 You want a lot of followers?

10:06:22.000 You want a lot of concurrent viewers?

10:06:25.000 Is this our stream here?

10:06:29.000 Yes, it is.

10:06:32.000 I can make it happen.

10:06:34.000 I'm very powerful.

10:06:36.000 Nick, I've seen you close your eyes for three seconds straight while driving. 0.66

10:06:40.000 Stop at a 711 and get a monster I don't want to eat to die.

10:06:45.000 I've seen you close your eyes for three seconds while driving.

10:06:47.000 That's not good, Nick.

10:06:49.000 Alright, big guy.

10:06:51.000 It's been real, bro.

10:06:52.000 Tammy.

10:06:55.000 I don't know, dude.

10:06:57.000 Alright.

10:06:58.000 Till next time.

10:06:59.000 Nice to meet you, big guy.

10:07:00.000 Come back soon.

10:07:01.000 Yeah.

10:07:03.000 Good luck with everything.

10:07:06.000 Cheers, man.

10:07:06.000 Good luck with that light and all that.

10:07:08.000 Yeah.

10:07:09.000 I'll let you know, guys.

10:07:11.000 Keep in touch.

10:07:12.000 Yeah, for sure, dude.

10:07:13.000 Later, bro.

10:07:15.000 Bye bye.

10:07:18.000 Make sure that film has lost its point.

10:07:21.000 Wait, do I have my keys?

10:07:24.000 Make sure I do.

10:07:26.000 Where are they?

10:07:29.000 There they are. 0.99

10:07:39.000 Nick's so nice, he always makes sure I actually open my door before he drives off, because he knows otherwise I'd be fucked. 0.97

10:07:48.000 But yeah, I do have my keys to go, no need to worry. 0.93

10:07:52.000 Did that unlock it?

10:07:56.000 Did that lock it?

10:07:58.000 That's not good, I think that locked it.

10:07:59.000 Wait, no, no, it's open. 0.99

10:08:02.000 What the fuck? 1.00

10:08:03.000 Oh, there we go. 1.00

10:08:20.000 I'm saying it's dark and I've got my hands full.

10:08:34.000 Give Nick five stars.

10:08:35.000 Nick's my people. 0.99

10:08:38.000 Well, I'm actually tired as fuck. 0.98

10:08:49.000 Let's stream. 0.97

10:08:49.000 I told you it was going to be a good one. 0.97

10:08:51.000 Didn't I promise?

10:08:52.000 It's going to be a great stream.

10:08:57.000 Alright, guys.

10:09:00.000 I've got to book myself a flight to Portland.

10:09:05.000 And maybe sleep and set a lot of alarms or something.

10:09:11.000 And I've also got to pack up this room.

10:09:13.000 I've got a lot to do.

10:09:15.000 So, yeah.

10:09:16.000 Thanks for coming by.

10:09:20.000 I don't know if I'll be streaming tomorrow. 0.96

10:09:22.000 Because I'm just going to be on the plane and shit. 0.81

10:09:25.000 And I should be meeting my girlfriend. 0.98

10:09:27.000 So, maybe not.

10:09:29.000 So, I don't know.

10:09:32.000 I'll probably be streaming in Portland sometime or something.

10:09:35.000 So, I'll see you then.

America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - December 10, 2019

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