Bankas Podcast - April 29, 2024


An Interview with Justin Trudeau ｜ The Bankas Show - #051


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Ben Banks talks about his upcoming comedy tour and why he hates people who don t have kids. Also, he explains why he thinks fruit lops are poison and why you should not feed them to your kids. Ben also talks about the election and why Justin Trudeau sucks.

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00:00:00.000 What's up, everybody? It's me, Ben Bankus. Welcome to the Bankus show. We're going to get into it in a
00:00:04.780 couple seconds. But first, I'm going to tell you about some of my upcoming shows. And I've had
00:00:10.220 people comment and be like, all this was some boomer. All this whole show was just him talking
00:00:15.500 about his dates. Yeah, you fast forward that part. If you don't have any money to buy tickets or you
00:00:20.580 don't live in any of these cities, you fucking idiot. So let's read some of the dates. Wednesday, 1.00
00:00:27.640 May 8th, Laugh Boston at 8 p.m. in Boston, Massachusetts. Thursday, May 9th, Detroit
00:00:33.700 House of Comedy, 8 p.m., Detroit, Michigan. Friday, May 10th, Vogel at Count Bassey, 730 p.m., Red Bank,
00:00:41.340 New Jersey. Saturday, May 11th, Empire Comedy Club, 7 p.m., Portland, Maine. Sunday, May 12th,
00:00:48.360 New York Comedy Club, East Village, 6 p.m., New York City, New York. Tuesday, May 14th,
00:00:54.620 Funny Bone Comedy Club, Orlando, 7 p.m., Orlando, Florida. Wednesday, May 15th, Funny Bone Comedy
00:01:01.120 Club, Tampa at 7 p.m. in Tampa, Florida. Thursday, May 16th, Dania Improv at 8 p.m., Dania Beach,
00:01:09.080 Florida. Sunday, May 19th, Funny Bone Comedy Club, Syracuse at 630 p.m., Syracuse, New York. Monday,
00:01:16.440 May 20th, Helium Comedy Club at 8 p.m. in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Tuesday, May 21st,
00:01:23.240 Helium Comedy Club at 8 p.m. in Buffalo, New York. Thursday, May 23rd, Funny Bone at 7 p.m.
00:01:29.900 in Albany, New York. Wednesday, August 7th, The Lab at Zaney's at 730 p.m., Nashville, Tennessee.
00:01:38.420 Thursday, August 8th, Zaney's Comedy Club, 730 p.m., Rosemont, Illinois. Friday, August 9th,
00:01:46.840 New York Comedy Club, Stanford at 7 p.m., Stanford, Connecticut. Thursday, August 22nd,
00:01:53.500 Chandler, Arizona. 8 p.m. at Mic Drop Mania. And I will be there Thursday, August 22nd, Friday,
00:02:01.540 August 23rd, and Saturday, August 24th. That's all in Chandler, Arizona at Mic Drop Mania.
00:02:10.080 Sunday, August 25th, The Plano House of Comedy at 7 p.m. in Plano, Texas. Friday, August 30th
00:02:17.940 at Mic Drop Comedy, 7 p.m. in San Diego, California. And I will be there on August 30th and Saturday,
00:02:25.740 August 31st. And lastly, Sunday, September 1st, Irvine, California. Get your tickets right
00:02:32.680 now at benbankus.com. Oh, my God. I'm just so sick of people messaging me. Dumb shit. I posted a video
00:02:45.100 on my story of my kid looking at a box of cereal in a grocery store, and I have people messaging me
00:02:51.340 going, that's poison. Don't give your kid poison. You're poisoning your child. Bro, it's fucking Fruit
00:02:57.560 Loops. I get it. You read a study and there's, you did your research and there's some sort of dye 1.00
00:03:04.520 and there's bleach in the fucking fruit. You know what? They fucking taste good. And if she wants to 1.00
00:03:09.620 eat them once in a while, she's going to fucking eat them. Who are these people who, most of the 0.99
00:03:14.360 people messaging me don't even have children. They're just childless losers. And they, and don't 1.00
00:03:20.400 feed your kid that. It's like, what do you feed your kid? Oh yeah, you don't fucking have one
00:03:24.360 because your fucking bloodline ended with you. Just remember that fucking people without kids. 1.00
00:03:31.540 I totally, I used to hear stories about people saying, I can't stand people who don't have kids 1.00
00:03:37.660 once you have kids. And now I get it because people who don't have kids are just like, oh my God,
00:03:42.820 I wouldn't feed my kid that. I mean, if I had one, if I had a wife, if I had anything, I don't have
00:03:47.900 anything. I don't even have a car. Fuck off. Seriously. I'm done with this shit. Uh, it's a
00:03:54.300 annoying and I'm annoyed with it. Next on the list of annoying things. Of course, it is some sort of
00:04:02.220 seek holiday. And in Canada, anytime there's a holiday of any culture, any race, for some reason,
00:04:10.720 Justin Trudeau has to get in the mix. He's got to dress up like that race or culture and fucking 1.00
00:04:17.600 parade around and pretend that he gives a shit about that race or culture for votes, I guess, 1.00
00:04:22.460 which is kind of funny because the election's already rigged. So why do you have to fucking 1.00
00:04:28.200 get the votes of the Indians if it's already rigged? I mean, second of all, the Sikhs are 1.00
00:04:33.800 a small population of Indians. Most Indians, I don't even think like Sikhs. If I could be 1.00
00:04:38.980 mistaken, I'm pretty sure they gave them their own fucking province and they're like, you 0.99
00:04:42.240 guys stay there. Don't come to the rest. So I don't even get why all these politicians 0.99
00:04:49.280 have to fish for votes from fucking Sikhs. And then you have Pierre Polyev, who's the 1.00
00:04:54.620 opposition party to Trudeau. He's like in Canada, he's the Trump of Canada, even though
00:04:59.980 he's like 35 years old and has like slick back hair and, you know, isn't a billionaire.
00:05:08.020 Isn't I don't even think he's a millionaire. Maybe he is now. Tell me if I'm wrong in the
00:05:13.520 comments. But the point is that even Pierre Polyev has to fucking put on the goddamn Sikh 1.00
00:05:20.640 outfit and go up there and speak Sikh and babu babu, habu babu. And, you know, I like, 0.99
00:05:27.620 oh, you can't say that, Ben. That's that's insensitive. That's racist. It's I don't care
00:05:33.640 anymore. You know, and that's another thing. These people commenting, you need to educate
00:05:40.560 yourself. Actually, I don't. Actually, I don't. That's part of the deal with free speech is
00:05:46.780 I don't have to be educated to speak my mind. I don't have to do a fucking Ph.D. in Punjab 0.99
00:05:54.080 studies to give my opinion on what it smells like at the fucking airport. I'm done with 1.00
00:06:00.300 that shit. Seriously, folks, stop putting up with these people. And I'm not saying these 1.00
00:06:05.860 people like I'm Don Cherry going those people, you know, those the Indians. It's just every 1.00
00:06:12.380 it's all races of people are dumb. OK, every race of people is fucking dumb now. So it's 1.00
00:06:20.160 when I say these people, I'm talking about dumb people and people go, well, you're dumb. 1.00
00:06:25.740 You're the one who's not educated on this. I don't give a shit. I don't need to read a 1.00
00:06:30.140 book to have a fucking opinion. This is this is a misconception now that you have to go 0.99
00:06:35.520 to university and study for four years to be able to have an opinion. That's not true.
00:06:42.160 Look at all the idiots going to university right now, spending their entire university 1.00
00:06:48.060 career worried about Palestine. Oh, my God, Palestine, Palestine. Listen, folks, if you lived 1.00
00:06:55.220 in fucking Palestine, they wouldn't even have books for you to fucking read. OK, you get 1.00
00:07:00.000 to read Jews are Evil 101, the Koran and how to fucking fire an RPG. I'm done with people 1.00
00:07:08.720 pretending like, oh, my God, we need to. Oh, what about the Palestinians? They're being 1.00
00:07:13.480 wiped off the mat. Did you not see what Palestinian people and I'm talking about Palestinian people, 0.99
00:07:20.040 right? Because apparently, oh, all the Palestinian supporters go, we support Hamas. So then they're 0.95
00:07:26.840 all one in the same. The Palestinian people and the Hamas and the whatevers went to the fucking 1.00
00:07:33.700 Nova Music Festival and murdered people in cold blood. They murdered 2000 people. They got their 1.00
00:07:39.780 shit handed to them by. Yeah, American made bombs. American made bombs are blowing up the houses 1.00
00:07:48.000 of terrorists. Oh, my God. Why are their children dying? Because Palestinians don't give a fuck 1.00
00:07:55.060 about life. They don't. I'm sorry. I is. Oh, my God. How can you say such a controversial statement? 1.00
00:08:02.980 How can you do that? Don't you know I work for queers for Palestine? Don't you know I work for 1.00
00:08:07.980 queers for Palestine? And that's really offensive to Palestinian. Palestinian people don't know what 1.00
00:08:13.280 the fuck I'm talking about. They're not watching Canadian fucking TikTok or Instagram. Okay. They're 1.00
00:08:19.240 in a fucking hut huddling around going, Habibi, we need to bring in another terrorist so we can hide 1.00
00:08:26.800 them under a bunch of babies. It's bullshit. Okay. I've been silent about it since the beginning of the 1.00
00:08:34.720 war because, you know, at the beginning of the war, I was pissed off about all this shit that I was seeing 0.99
00:08:39.600 in terms of the terrorist fucking attacks. And then people are going, what about this? What 0.99
00:08:44.600 about a child in rubble? It's like, well, why did the house get blown up? Because they did a terrorist
00:08:49.760 attack. They had a lot of I'm just saying, folks, I don't want to talk about this for that long.
00:08:57.400 Palestinians had a long time to figure their shit out. Okay. People go, they've been under 0.99
00:09:03.840 occupation since 1948. Dude, before 1948, they were they weren't exactly running around and flying
00:09:13.160 cars. They didn't exactly have, you know, computers running or they didn't have a, you know, it wasn't
00:09:21.020 Dubai. Okay. They were living in shit. And the Jews came. The Jews were already there living in better 1.00
00:09:29.940 places. And why did, oh, the NACPA and it's the NACPA and, you know, all these university students.
00:09:36.920 Oh, I know about the NACPA now. Oh, cool. Talk about that in your next fucking job interview when
00:09:42.460 you're trying to get hired and you realize all the fucking people are Jewish who run all this 1.00
00:09:46.980 fucking companies. Oh, well, that's a conspiracy. They shouldn't be Jewish. They shouldn't run. 1.00
00:09:51.920 Really, really. So Jews who came here after the Holocaust and worked their asses off and made their 1.00
00:10:01.020 kids study hard to get into the best schools and become doctors and lawyers and dignitaries and CEOs
00:10:08.100 and bosses and business owners. That should all just be taken down. We should disassemble that
00:10:15.140 for the Palestinian, you know, university students because they don't feel like it's not fair. I
00:10:23.000 should be able to be anti-Jewish and be able to work at, you know, Rosenstein and Rosenstein law firm.
00:10:33.720 No, actually. No. People can go. I don't want that person working at my company. I don't want somebody
00:10:41.240 with a history of putting up tents and wearing terror fucking scarves on their head working at 1.00
00:10:47.100 my company. That is fair. Right. And in Ontario now, the Ontario legislature, Doug Ford made it 0.99
00:10:54.800 banned or illegal for the CAFIA. And there's all these liberals and coming up. This is against free
00:11:02.880 speech. You should be able to promote terrorism in the House of Commons. No, that's not
00:11:11.120 fucking free speech. You fucking idiots. And where the fuck were all these liberals going? Oh, 1.00
00:11:16.800 free speech, free speech for Palestine. Where were you guys during the pandemic? Where were you during
00:11:23.060 the pandemic? When if anybody said that, hey, I don't know if the vaccine works actually. And people
00:11:28.120 go, you're a fucking eco terrorist. Did you know that you're fucking eco terrorist? They were calling 1.00
00:11:33.800 people who are unvaccinated terrorists. And now they're dressing up like terrorists. And they're
00:11:40.240 saying that actually, no Jews are terrorists. Figure that the fuck out liberals. OK, we like 1.00
00:11:46.660 just can we get rid. And I hate to I don't want to be like a far right guy, but it's like anybody
00:11:52.980 who's right of protesting in a tent wearing a fucking keffiyeh is somehow far right. And that is 0.97
00:12:00.520 the reality here. OK, I saw that Jerry Seinfeld actually made a statement about how the far left is
00:12:08.660 destroying comedy. Let's check that out. Nothing really affects comedy. People always need it.
00:12:15.540 They need it so badly and they don't get it. It used to be you would go home at the end of the day.
00:12:22.660 Most people would go, oh, Cheers is on. Oh, MASH is on. Oh, Mary Tyler Moore is on. All in the
00:12:28.440 family's on. You just expect it. There'll be some funny stuff we can watch on TV tonight. Well, guess
00:12:33.780 what? Where is it? This is the result of the extreme left and PC crap and people worrying so
00:12:40.840 much about offending other people when you write a script and it goes into four or five different 0.95
00:12:46.620 hands, committees, groups. Here's our thought about this joke. Well, that's the end of your comedy.
00:12:52.340 They move the gates like in the scheme culture. The gates are moving. Your job is to be agile and
00:12:59.020 clever enough that wherever they put the gates, I'm going to make the gate.
00:13:07.580 And I totally agree with him. I mean, there's people tweeting at him and quote tweeting him going,
00:13:15.140 it's actually the far right and the far left's fault. Oh, yeah. It's all those far right guys
00:13:22.080 policing comedy, right? All those far right people telling you what you can and can't say. That is
00:13:29.040 fucking bullshit. OK, that is fucking bullshit. The far left. And I hate even talking in these 1.00
00:13:39.340 political terms, but I am pissed off and it's early in the morning. People in the far left don't want
00:13:45.520 you to be happy. They don't want you to laugh. They don't want you to enjoy life. They want you
00:13:51.400 to feel small. They want you to feel alone and they want you to feel on the opposite side of
00:13:57.920 of good. You're everything. Far right people. Everything that's bad in the world is because of
00:14:02.920 the far right, which is what is what is the far right? Is it Nazism? Is it, you know,
00:14:09.120 totalitarianism? No, it's the idea that we should be able to say whatever we want, whenever we want.
00:14:14.540 It's the idea that we should be able to travel anywhere at any time and that we shouldn't have
00:14:21.060 restrictions on our, you know, on what we shouldn't have to be forced to get certain
00:14:27.420 inoculations for diseases that we don't even have anymore. That is apparently far right.
00:14:34.180 OK, the one thing I will say, though, that I did start this podcast was saying I'm pissed off about
00:14:39.540 people getting telling me to not feed my kid Fruit Loops. That is the far right. That's like
00:14:45.160 the max annoyance and policing that the far right have. They don't really want to police it,
00:14:50.060 but they do want to say you shouldn't be a lie. You shouldn't feed your kid fucking Fruit Loops. 1.00
00:14:55.120 You should be you should be getting up five in the morning and starting a fucking start to smoker and 1.00
00:15:01.920 smoke your kids some fucking, you know, beef ribs or some shit. That's the far right shit that pisses me 1.00
00:15:09.020 off. OK, that. Oh, well, everything has to be healthy. And oh, you don't work out every day 1.00
00:15:14.080 and do a cold plunge. You don't. I mean, I like a cold plunge. Don't get me wrong. I like working out.
00:15:19.740 But do I you know if you know this whole idea that, oh, you have to be super fit or else you're not,
00:15:25.900 you know, doing enough for your family. I think that's where the far right gets fucked up. But again, 0.99
00:15:31.500 they're not trying to police your speech or anything. They're merely telling you to be more
00:15:37.840 healthy and it gets annoying. So that's the reality with with the far right. Here's an
00:15:43.860 advertisement. This episode of The Bank of Show is sponsored by Patreon. That's right. My personal
00:15:51.680 Patreon, the best way to support me. Ben Bankist dot com. Click the Patreon button. It'll take you
00:15:57.480 right there or you can go straight to Patreon dot com slash Ben Bankist. Speaking of far right.
00:16:03.040 In my last podcast episode, I talked about seeing Indians at a gym in Austin, Texas,
00:16:10.840 and I've had a bunch of Indian people getting angry about this video and commenting basically
00:16:18.080 like, bro, you go to the gym, bro, you go to gym. You do not go to gym, bro. You do not go to a
00:16:25.860 fucking gym. Shut the fuck up and bring me my goddamn food, OK? Seriously, enough with the 1.00
00:16:36.300 bullshit. Let's cut the crap. Indian people come to Canada and they don't like white people. They're 1.00
00:16:44.600 not fucking intermingling. They're not like I came here. I want to meet a white friend. Yeah, 0.93
00:16:49.360 they want white pussy. So they go to a fucking strip club and spend all their Uber Eats money 1.00
00:16:54.140 on some fucking ugly ass stripper from Niagara Falls. Oh, good for you. Fucking Rajesh. Great. 1.00
00:17:03.500 And you got your diploma in English language studies while you were stealing 12 cars. Fuck off. 1.00
00:17:11.580 Seriously, I'm in America now. I can say what the fuck I want. This is shit I wanted to say in Canada, 1.00
00:17:16.560 but I knew that if I fucking said it there and posted it there, we get banned. I'm even worried 1.00
00:17:22.300 about going back to Canada that all of a sudden shit. Like when I went back to Canada last time, 0.98
00:17:27.340 I had videos a video get taken down off Instagram and I had to appeal it. And finally, they said no.
00:17:32.660 They were like, no, we're not putting this video back up. It was the video about Islamisization of 0.99
00:17:38.720 Canada. It works for the U.S. too, but it was for Canada. Here's the video.
00:17:43.720 I am excited for the Islamic takeover of our society. It might be better. Even just the 1.00
00:17:54.140 events would be sick. Like see a dude's head get chopped off. Seventh inning stretch at the 0.95
00:18:01.360 Rogers Center. Just bring on a screaming woman. She cheated on her husband. Kill her. 1.00
00:18:08.920 Jays are doing pretty good this year. I don't know what the f***. I don't know what it is. Maybe 1.00
00:18:18.680 it's the stonings and the beheadings. It would be good for woke. Like it would end woke. The Islamic 1.00
00:18:27.760 takeover. Right? All those girls with blue and purple hair. It's like, cover that up. 1.00
00:18:33.040 So this video was up for maybe two weeks. I posted it when I was in the U.S., came back
00:18:45.280 to Canada. All of a sudden, it's being taken down. Oh, that's it's racist. It's hateful.
00:18:50.380 It's this. It's that. It's hate speech. And I appealed it. And then they sent me a message.
00:18:55.380 No, your appeal did not work. We're still taking this video down. And then what they put it back
00:19:00.680 up. You know why they put it back up? Because they knew that I posted it in America, that
00:19:05.200 I am going to be back in America and f*** off. Seriously. Canada has changed so much from when 0.98
00:19:14.160 I was a kid. When I was a kid, you know, we had homeless people, by the way. We had homeless
00:19:19.740 people in the area in Toronto. But you could go up to them and be like, hey, how was your
00:19:25.340 day? And they'd be like, oh, pretty good. You know, they had a bit. You know, there's always
00:19:28.980 a guy outside the liquor store, the LCBO going like that. Oh, hi. But my mom wasn't
00:19:35.120 afraid to go up to him and talk to him with me as a kid. I was a little worried about
00:19:39.040 him. But she was nice to the guy. And she'd go, how are you doing? How are things? She'd
00:19:43.500 give him a couple dollars. He'd talk. Now, the homeless people are just like, like, I'm
00:19:52.080 sorry, but that's that's a homelessness. That's mental illness. OK, this whole. Oh, it's
00:20:00.040 it's offensive to say homelessness. It's people experiencing not having a home. No, it's people
00:20:05.940 who suck. Seriously. I'm sorry. But like. If you're homeless and you want a home, you can 1.00
00:20:15.200 find a fucking home. There's government programs in America and in Canada that if you are not 1.00
00:20:20.580 mentally ill and you lose your house, you can fucking call up the city, call somebody. 0.99
00:20:25.860 Hello. I need cooperative housing. I need help. I need a job. I need resources. But 1.00
00:20:30.380 no, it's mentally ill people on hard drugs on the street who are willing to be criminals 0.83
00:20:36.280 to get drugs or willing to. You know, there was a homeless guy in Toronto. I tried to go
00:20:41.740 to the casino in Toronto near Woodbine Racetrack one night parked at a variety store to go grab
00:20:48.840 cigarettes or something. And there's a homeless guy kicking my car. I mean, that's the type
00:20:54.700 of shit that in America that then people that's when people kill homeless people. Right. They 1.00
00:20:59.660 go, oh, why'd you kill the homeless guy? Well, he was kicking my car. The homeless people 0.99
00:21:06.520 in America, the way I see it, they're a little bit afraid of regular people because probably
00:21:14.600 they think they have guns, which is, again, I've said it before. I'll say it again. I
00:21:19.440 don't think it's a bad thing. You know, even if you don't have a gun and a homeless guy comes
00:21:23.640 up to your car, you can kind of go like that and then they'll fucking walk away. So I'm just 0.95
00:21:29.040 saying I'm not. I know I'm heated this morning and this is a heated podcast, some heated
00:21:35.540 entertainment. But I had to get some shit off my chest for real. You know, and I talked 0.99
00:21:42.880 about this in my Patreon podcast, by the way. I know I've already done an ad for Patreon,
00:21:47.980 so please subscribe. Help me out. People even make fun of that. Oh, he needs help. Oh,
00:21:55.780 dude, like I'm a fucking artist, bro. This is what I'm doing. This is art. Being upset 0.99
00:22:00.000 right now for entertainment purposes is motherfucking art. OK. And I'm just learning about not giving 0.98
00:22:10.260 a fuck. I'll be honest. I'm just learning about not giving a fuck what people think, 0.99
00:22:16.220 because as an artist, you do care what people think, because you want people to come to your 0.98
00:22:25.220 shows. You want people to support you. You want people to pay attention to you. You want people
00:22:30.200 to talk about you in hopefully a positive way or a negative way. I guess it doesn't really matter.
00:22:35.580 But that's the thing is you just have to not give a fuck, because in my mind, it's like, oh, 0.99
00:22:40.000 well, if I say this, what if I don't get on this podcast or what if, you know, oh, maybe Joe Rogan 0.99
00:22:46.160 won't like me because I made fun of Sikh people and I gave my opinion about immigration and that was 0.99
00:22:51.960 too far right and too crazy. And I mean, he's had Russell Brand on the show, so I don't really give a
00:22:57.880 shit about that. But seriously, I think that it's the art of not giving a fuck is a real thing. 0.99
00:23:05.920 So I'll post a video on Instagram. It'll get like 300,000 views or sometimes it'll get a million views. 0.97
00:23:13.000 I'll post that same video as a YouTube short. It'll get maybe five, 10,000 views and people
00:23:19.540 will comment. Not funny. This guy should quit. And, you know, I could lie to you. I could sit here and
00:23:25.100 lie to you and say, oh, I don't read any of the comments, bro. Like, I never fucking read a comment 0.99
00:23:29.580 in my life. Like, I'm fucking cool shit. I've never I've never replied to a comment. I've never 1.00
00:23:34.520 gotten in an argument with people. I have. I've regretted it. I've you know, I've deleted, you
00:23:40.420 know, I'll respond to some guy and it gets heated. I'm like, I'm just deleting his comment. I don't
00:23:44.780 want to ever talk to this motherfucker again because and people go, oh, that's cowardly or oh, 1.00
00:23:50.040 you're deleting. It's like, no, it's the same thing I would do in real life. 1.00
00:23:55.100 life. If somebody was talking shit to me in real life and I was like, hey, man, go fuck 1.00
00:24:01.140 yourself. I'd walk away. Right. Like most of us would. I'm not trying to just have heated 1.00
00:24:06.780 arguments at grocery stores and definitely not in my videos. But there is some something
00:24:13.100 to be said the way haters. I see how y'all move. And one of the things that haters do is
00:24:21.680 they'll create multiple accounts. So they'll actually have like three or four accounts with
00:24:28.000 different profile pictures, different names, and they will write basically the same comment
00:24:33.680 in a different way to make it seem like you have way more people hating you than than in
00:24:39.300 reality. It's actually one guy with six accounts. And those people are mentally ill. It's very 0.56
00:24:45.560 sad when you think about it, because those people have nothing in life. They have no family. They
00:24:52.560 have no one who loves them. They have no one who cares about them. They don't have fans that listen
00:24:59.580 to their podcasts or people that like or share their Instagram stories. So I feel sorry for the
00:25:06.640 haters, but I need you guys. So, you know, I don't think it's that hard for you guys to hate me
00:25:11.180 because, you know, fuck. I'm on my I'm on my confident tip. Right. I got a lot of shit going 1.00
00:25:19.320 on for me. People keep like people keep asking me, did you move to Texas? Did you really go? Did 0.99
00:25:29.080 you really do it? Yeah. Yeah, I did. OK, is that like what? What is, you know, the way they say it's
00:25:36.960 like, wow, you really do. Yeah, I fucking did, bro. What did you do? Nothing. You moved from 0.99
00:25:45.200 fucking Toronto to Burlington. You thought shit would get better. I mean, give me a fucking break. 1.00
00:25:50.160 Seriously. And I have all these people messaging me going, Ben, I see you move to the US. How can I do 0.99
00:25:58.620 the same? I'd really like to get my family out of Canada. Well, step number one, do comedy for 13
00:26:05.060 years. That's right. I started comedy at 19 years old. So do comedy for 13 years. OK, then sell in
00:26:12.300 one calendar year something like 15,000 or 17,000 tickets to your comedy, then gain a huge following
00:26:21.640 on Instagram and then you can get a visa to come and live here for a few years to pursue your dreams.
00:26:28.800 But all these Canadians going, oh, how do you? I don't know how you are going to do it, bro. 1.00
00:26:34.000 Hire a lawyer. Hire a Jew. One of those people that you think are evil. Hire them. They'll fucking 1.00
00:26:40.960 help you get here real fast. That's the other thing that I'm sick of is people saying. Jews run the 0.99
00:26:48.320 world as if it's a bad thing. Like if you get arrested, what race do you want your lawyer to 0.93
00:26:53.260 be Jewish? Right. Because if he's black, you're going to fucking jail. This is a new joke. I'm just 1.00
00:26:59.440 I burned that joke, unfortunately, on this pod, but not everybody will see it. But it's still funnier
00:27:04.260 in person on stage. And there's more to it as well. But for real, though, people people have all
00:27:12.940 their priorities straight. All this like Jew hatred when it's like, bro, the second you're in trouble 0.99
00:27:18.420 and you need a lawyer, a doctor, an accountant. You're going to hope that motherfucker is Jewish. 1.00
00:27:27.020 OK, just remember that. Why do you think all the rappers rap about? I got Jewish lawyers 1.00
00:27:34.260 because they're proud of it. If you come from the hood, one of the biggest
00:27:39.240 signs that you really made it is that you have Jewish lawyers. You have a Jewish agent.
00:27:45.380 You have a Jewish manager. Why? And then people go, well, yeah, that's because they monopolized 1.00
00:27:50.980 all the industries. And no, it's because you're a lazy piece of shit and you couldn't work as 1.00
00:27:56.700 hard as some of these Jews. People don't even realize how fucking hard these Jews work. 1.00
00:28:00.800 Look at Jerry Seinfeld Jew, by the way. How many hours a day did he work on Seinfeld, the 1.00
00:28:07.320 show, like 18 hours a day or something? They'd be writing and filming and doing this with
00:28:13.660 no computers, right? With fucking typewriters or maybe primitive computers or whatever they 0.99
00:28:19.540 had. Albert Einstein, Jewish. Oh, but, you know, he was a Zionist. Well, so what does that 1.00
00:28:31.060 mean? That he believed that the Jews should have somewhere to live after the Holocaust?
00:28:34.980 Oh, well, the Balfour Declaration, that was done way before the Holocaust. Yeah. So if 0.54
00:28:42.740 it was done way before the Holocaust, but not the Jews didn't move there because they were 0.99
00:28:47.680 like, Israel, Shmizreal, I'm going to stay in Poland. How did that work out? Seriously?
00:28:55.000 I mean, this is just I'm just I'm sick of the hypocrisy and I'm sick of being quiet about
00:29:02.260 it. This is my podcast. I want to talk about what I want to talk about. People listen to
00:29:06.640 this shit and they go, oh, well, I did laugh. I didn't laugh. I didn't find out very funny. 1.00
00:29:12.040 Yeah, because you're a fucking 59 year old boomer who doesn't even know how to fucking 1.00
00:29:15.860 use YouTube. Some of the comments I get on my YouTube is like this guy. You're fucking 1.00
00:29:22.140 63 years old. Get off the fucking Internet. Call your kids and tell them to put you in a 1.00
00:29:27.380 fucking nursing home because it's time to go seriously. Done with it. Done with old, you 1.00
00:29:35.300 know, people on social media giving their opinions with your bad profile pictures. You're 59 years
00:29:43.020 old and your profile picture of you and you're 43. I look real good. And that's when we used
00:29:52.120 to sit on the back porch and drink beer. Nobody cares. You have dementia. It's over. Give it
00:29:57.880 up. You shouldn't even be allowed to vote. People say, oh, 18 is too low of a voting age.
00:30:04.700 If that's true, then I think maybe we need a cutoff age for voting like 55. Anybody over 0.99
00:30:11.440 55, you're out of touch. Sorry. You shouldn't have the right to vote. Maybe. Maybe. I'm not
00:30:17.920 saying this is fact. I don't want anybody to come on here and go, oh, Ben Bankus is pro
00:30:22.660 restricting voting rights of the elderly. Yeah, because elderly people are fucking dumb. 1.00
00:30:29.780 Elderly people that we ruined society for. We we did covid for, you know, we did lockdown 1.00
00:30:35.920 and we all had to get inoculated and we all had to do all this shit for fucking old people. 0.99
00:30:42.920 And then what do old people do? They stay at home. They go on Facebook and they write hate 1.00
00:30:47.780 comments on shit. So fuck you, old people. Fuck you. We sacrificed a lot so that you guys could 1.00
00:30:54.360 apparently be alive because there was this deadly virus going around that apparently was killing you
00:30:59.460 all. But somehow you're still all alive. I know more young people that have died in the last
00:31:07.660 four years since the Chinese fucking Wuhan catastrophe. 0.99
00:31:14.980 I know more motherfuckers that are under the age of 30 and under the age of 40 that died of all 1.00
00:31:24.320 kinds of shit. Random causes. Oh, he had a brain hemorrhage two weeks after he had a he had his 1.00
00:31:30.300 second dose. But that has nothing to do with it. Don't you dare say it does. Then I know people that,
00:31:37.280 you know, just took their lives because they were so fucking sad because they were forced to be in a 1.00
00:31:42.340 lockdown in a dystopian society and being told all these lies and crazy bullshit. Then I had friends 1.00
00:31:50.020 that also had overdoses. They just couldn't take it anymore. My one friend, Liam, just couldn't take
00:31:55.400 it anymore. He tried some drug, killed him. Why do you try that drug? Because the world was fucked.
00:32:01.920 The world was in lockdown. Anybody listening to this podcast right now, if you're under the age 0.99
00:32:07.380 of 30, you survived the motherfucking pandemic. And we talk more about this on the Patreon episode 0.97
00:32:13.680 this week with Sam Walker, one of the danger cats. By the way, the danger cats like they stand for a lot
00:32:19.320 of shit, you know, say what you will. But they they overcome a lot of shit, too. I mean, I used to get 1.00
00:32:27.440 canceled from all these venues and stuff in Canada because, oh, he had an opinion on COVID. And then it
00:32:34.920 was, oh, he did an impersonation of Olivia Chow. And then it's, oh, he the things he said about the
00:32:41.320 LGBTQ plus, you know, FAG community. I think that's Ryan joke. 0.53
00:32:51.420 There's always something you're not allowed to have opinions on so many topics now. It started
00:32:56.500 with, oh, you can only not have an opinion on on face mask. That was the first one. Oh, no,
00:33:02.020 you have to wear the mask. You can't have an opinion on that. We'll censor anybody. I remember
00:33:06.700 at the beginning of the pandemic when I would go to the liquor store because I was delivering booze
00:33:11.880 and there would be a sign in Canada on the liquor store window that said.
00:33:20.220 Wear your face mask at all times, stay six feet apart. And then it said no joking about COVID.
00:33:31.060 That's right. That's fucking true. They had signs that said, do not joke about COVID in this store. 0.99
00:33:37.300 And people want to. And now the all the Palestinians. What about free speech? What 1.00
00:33:42.100 about free speech? You're the guys who fucking let it lapse. You're the guys who watched free 1.00
00:33:47.020 speech happening and shut it down and said, oh, no, you can't have free speech about COVID. But you
00:33:52.500 can. Oh, but I should be able to say death to America and death to fucking Israel. And that's 1.00
00:33:58.000 totally fine. Fuck off. Seriously, I'm sorry. We got heated. But 1.00
00:34:05.260 that's just how I feel. Thank you for listening to this episode of The Bankist Show. If you want to
00:34:12.700 support me, of course, there's Patreon. But we also have merch. We have a bunch of Bankist Show merch.
00:34:17.680 So go to BenBankist.com and click the merch button right now. We're so far in the future,
00:34:24.480 but everybody is so wrapped up in religion now. You know, the Muslims are like, so like, Habibi, 1.00
00:34:33.160 you don't know Islam. You have to check out how Islam is so powerful. Bro, it's year 2024, bro. 0.99
00:34:40.840 We're already over Christianity, which was what we used to create all these great countries. 1.00
00:34:48.180 Once great. And a lot of people are kind of over it because, you know, like personally,
00:34:55.920 I believe in God. I believe in a higher power. I don't know if I believe in a specific religion,
00:35:01.500 but you should be able to to pick and choose and have multiple religions like religion should be
00:35:07.480 like gym memberships. You know, these people who are like, well, I got a membership at Planet Fitness
00:35:12.040 and L.A. Fitness, and I also have another one just in case I go to gold sometimes. That should be what
00:35:18.340 religion's like. You should be able to be like, you know, I'm Christian on fucking Tuesdays. And 1.00
00:35:23.080 sometimes, you know, when it comes to, you know, how many wives I want, a Muslim or Mormon. And then 0.98
00:35:30.520 when it comes to, you know, wearing shit on my head, I'm a motherfucking Sikh. 1.00
00:35:37.000 Who gives a shit? I should be able to pick and choose. I should be able to be all those religions. 1.00
00:35:40.460 Why can't I say what people? Are you religious? Yeah, I'm Christian, Muslim, Jewish, Sikh, Buddhist,
00:35:46.000 and I'm every religion. Why can't I be every religion? Why? Why do I have to pick and choose? Oh,
00:35:53.140 Habibi, you cannot be Jewish and also Muslim. Why not? Both religions fucking cut the dick off and 1.00
00:35:59.700 don't have any pork. So I can't be both. Why? Why can't I be both? Somebody explain it to me. Why 1.00
00:36:08.200 can't I be any religion I want, if not all religions at once? That's right, folks. I should be allowed to
00:36:16.060 be all religions at once. That means I'm taking like 60 holidays a year. How many fucking like all 1.00
00:36:23.660 these Canadian politicians that it's basically a holiday anytime there's a ethnic holiday because 0.99
00:36:31.640 what do they have to do that day? Oh, well, it's an easy day for me. All I got to do is go down to
00:36:36.380 the Sikh parade and go babu, babu, babu, babu. And that was my day. That's pretty easy compared to 0.96
00:36:44.380 being in the House of Commons, arguing and creating legislature and coming up with policies and ideas.
00:36:52.180 That seems way more difficult than doing one of these videos where, you know, Doug Ford or whoever has
00:37:04.280 to come out and go happy Diwali, happy Diwali, happy Eid, happy Mubarak, happy boo-boo, happy juju. 0.88
00:37:15.060 And then, oh, but then if it's fucking Christmas, it's like, well, we have to remember that not 0.95
00:37:19.480 everybody celebrates Christmas. Fuck you. I do. And I'm fucking half Jewish. So suck my balls. 1.00
00:37:25.560 Seriously. Had some fucking loser in the comments go today when I made that video about Trudeau with 1.00
00:37:32.760 the Sikh Sikhs. And he goes, look at Ben Bankus, a Jew running his mouth. Sorry, you're Sikh people are 1.00
00:37:46.140 welcome to make funny videos, too, by the way. That's part of the freedom of speech. Palestinians,
00:37:51.840 you guys are welcome to make a funny video once in a while. I haven't seen one of those. Usually
00:37:56.120 it's just how to build a bomb out of oatmeal that just got delivered to me in the airdrop from America
00:38:02.140 and everybody. Oh, America's evil. Then why are we? Oh, we airdropped fucking Palestinian Skittles. 0.99
00:38:09.140 Why are we giving them Skittles so that the kids can open a Skittles thing and go, wow, America Skittles. 1.00
00:38:14.460 Great. Oh, I'm happy for two seconds. But oh, America's evil because no, they're not actually.
00:38:21.940 They're actually not. I'm here right now. It's not that evil here. Oh, well, look what they've done
00:38:27.440 to the rest of the world. Look what the rest of the world has done to themselves. Seriously.
00:38:33.220 I was watching that show Shogun about the Japanese culture back in the day and all that shit. 1.00
00:38:39.560 Look at the shit that they were. Oh, oh, big dishonor. Oh, I stabbed myself in the stomach. Oh, big dishonor. 1.00
00:38:47.660 I killed my baby because I said something that that's a good culture like that. That's good culture.
00:38:54.960 Oh, how dare we come to that country and change things? Think about it. I mean, Japan, we nuked them and all of a sudden they're fucking super advanced society. 0.63
00:39:07.660 So maybe maybe the trick is blowing the shit out of things. I'm just saying Japan, we nuked them. 1.00
00:39:15.760 They became a great society. They got Pokemon and anime and fucking girls with the doll eyes and all that shit. 1.00
00:39:26.200 So maybe Palestine, things are going to look up after the bombing stops. Maybe you're going to rebuild. 1.00
00:39:34.180 Maybe maybe build some technology there. Maybe maybe maybe Palestine could be become a technology hub instead of a, you know, a fucking rocket hub. 0.99
00:39:44.460 Sorry to say this. And how dare you? That is racist. 0.99
00:39:47.820 The only reason they had rockets there was to resist. Resist this, you fucking queers. 1.00
00:39:56.940 Seriously. Done with it. Oh, my God. How can we have a man like who speaks his mind doing comedy? 1.00
00:40:06.860 And this isn't comedy. This is hate. Blah, blah, blah.
00:40:12.900 You don't know comedy. OK, you wouldn't know comedy if it bit you in your fucking little trans testicle that you had sewn on your body. 1.00
00:40:21.660 The funniest people in my life going up were rude and they said rude things and they said rude things behind people's backs and they said rude things about other people. 1.00
00:40:36.320 And they would you know, my mother was hilarious. We'd be walking in the mall and there'd be a fat woman. 1.00
00:40:40.860 And she'd go, look at that fucking fat slob. She'd go, oh, fuck, if I ever look like that, take me behind the bar and shoot me in the head. 1.00
00:40:49.360 That's comedy. I'm sorry. I laughed. I was eight years old. I would go. That's funny. 1.00
00:40:54.060 I didn't think, oh, mommy, don't say that. I would never shoot you if you were fat. It's a joke. I understood it as a joke. 0.99
00:41:02.400 And this is what Seinfeld is talking about. They're trying to get rid of that in culture.
00:41:07.540 Get rid of the idea that you can joke about things and that it's OK because, oh, joking about things is bad and joking about, you know, it's like it's like those T-ball games where everybody nobody wins.
00:41:20.120 It's always a tie. And people are supposed to think like, oh, that's good because then none of the kids will be sad because they lost.
00:41:27.540 Sometimes kids need to be fucking sad, OK, because they lost. They lost the game and they should be sad and that sadness should make them want to be better so that next time they win a fucking game. 0.99
00:41:40.900 How about that? Seriously, this is our last ad, folks. I hate to say it, but I need your support. 0.99
00:41:49.600 Go to Patreon dot com slash Ben Bank is right now. Sign up. It's four bucks a month.
00:41:54.720 You can sign up for the yearly deal and it's cheaper. Your support really helps.
00:42:01.620 It really I mean, it literally pays for Froot Loops for my kid and you know how good those are and healthy those are for children.
00:42:10.240 So thank you. Justin Bieber is crying now on camera or he took a picture of himself crying and.
00:42:17.760 I mean, it's fucking embarrassing, dude. The guy's worth. 0.98
00:42:25.060 I think he's worth hundreds of millions of dollars, if not tens of millions of dollars.
00:42:30.860 He's got one of the most beautiful wives and, you know, I get it like it's like I'm under all this pressure.
00:42:39.500 Then don't be. Then don't be. Just say I'm never making another goddamn song again.
00:42:45.200 Go into real estate, Bieber. You got enough money. Start buying up properties and become a landlord. 1.00
00:42:51.080 You know what I mean? Like this whole idea that that celebrities who are multi multimillionaires and it's like I'm just lost and I don't know what to do next.
00:43:00.100 Go go into real estate. Go into go buy a fucking plumbing company and hire some people. 0.99
00:43:05.380 Do something different. You know what I mean? Like, oh, but I can't I don't feel comfortable doing that because it's my responsibility to my fans. 1.00
00:43:13.220 Fuck your fans. You're Justin Bieber. You're always going to have fans. 1.00
00:43:16.340 They're always going to know your fucking music. But if you don't want to do it anymore, it's making you cry and you have to take pictures of you crying. 0.99
00:43:22.740 I mean, and I get it. Look, it's at the end of the day, it's probably marketing, right?
00:43:29.320 If you're a celeb and you're crying, it's like, let's take a picture. This is a good cry.
00:43:34.280 It's a good picture. It's going to create a lot of buzz. It's going to get hundreds of millions of hits.
00:43:38.760 It's going to have a lot of people talking and people banging at your door to fucking buy tickets, right? 0.93
00:43:43.880 Like that's what people want. They want. 0.98
00:43:47.740 To buy tickets from you because they love you, right, Bieber, and you're Canadian.
00:43:52.260 So I, you know, I get it. But like, I don't know.
00:43:55.720 I guess he, you know, he maybe did get fucked by Diddy. 0.99
00:43:58.420 And that was the whole thing that Justin Bieber had sex with Diddy. 1.00
00:44:01.960 And now he's crying on camera and oh, Diddy put his penis in me. 1.00
00:44:06.100 And then I had to become a millionaire. It's like, dude, I don't know. 1.00
00:44:08.700 I feel like if I was raped by P Diddy and I was as rich as you, I would just come out and be like, yo, I was raped by P Diddy. 1.00
00:44:14.080 It was kind of fucked up. But like, you know, I'm rich now. 1.00
00:44:16.980 So I got a hot wife, whatever. She doesn't care. 1.00
00:44:19.460 Got raped like maybe four, under six times. Wasn't that big of a deal. 0.98
00:44:25.020 I'm good, right? Like, I don't know. That's just me.
00:44:27.600 I don't know. Maybe it maybe that's a little nearsighted.
00:44:30.280 Oh, he was only 14. He was only 15.
00:44:32.820 Well, how old is he now?
00:44:36.680 Is he like even 30 years old and he's worth that much money?
00:44:39.320 He's got like 10 Lambos. I mean, I'm just saying.
00:44:43.620 If if I had to get fucked in the ass. 1.00
00:44:48.140 Under five times. 1.00
00:44:50.820 For a hundred million dollars, I think I'd do that.
00:44:55.120 I think I'd do it for my family.
00:44:56.620 I think I'd do it for I'd do it for my girl.
00:44:59.420 I'd do it for my daughter. 1.00
00:45:00.320 I would I would get fucked in the ass. 1.00
00:45:04.300 For a hundred million dollars any day of the week. 1.00
00:45:09.060 And people are going to watch this right now and go, oh, Benzo, he wants to be Illuminati.
00:45:13.520 And and I have people saying that to me now.
00:45:15.540 Like I had a guy comment.
00:45:16.840 I put a Drake song over my Portland, Maine poster. 0.99
00:45:20.260 And he's like, Drake is fucking terrible. 0.99
00:45:22.640 And it's like I commented. 1.00
00:45:24.020 Tell me you're poor without telling me you're poor.
00:45:25.820 Because a lot of poor people hate Drake because they're just like, I don't like this music.
00:45:29.000 Like all he raps about is being rich and getting rich and getting successful and getting women.
00:45:33.220 It's like, isn't that something that motivates you to be?
00:45:38.600 People don't like that, though.
00:45:39.980 That's why poor people don't like Drake, because they don't like listening to music that's motivational because they don't want to be motivated. 0.99
00:45:45.400 They want to listen to fucking some country song about, well, I had a bottle of whiskey and I sat at home and I missed my wife and I'm a loser. 1.00
00:45:56.100 Fuck that. 1.00
00:45:56.840 But he said that and then he goes, oh, OK, Tom Segura. 1.00
00:46:00.900 And it's like, is that a diss?
00:46:02.120 The guy that's like one of the richest comedians in the world right now.
00:46:06.460 So I think that that's I think I'm doing a lot of things right.
00:46:10.380 Let's slow it down here for a second, because we do have a special guest on the podcast.
00:46:13.820 I think I'm doing a lot of things right.
00:46:18.880 I think I have a lot of haters for good reason.
00:46:22.220 They don't like that. 1.00
00:46:23.180 I don't give a fuck and they want me to give a fuck and I'm telling them I don't give a fuck, even though I do give a fuck a little bit. 1.00
00:46:29.280 Obviously, I'm talking about it, but because it's entertaining. 1.00
00:46:33.340 But, you know, I'm not thinking about it when I'm at the grocery store.
00:46:36.560 Well, now I will be because apparently I'm not allowed to feed my kid Fruit Loops because that's that's that would be far left ideology because they're rainbow colored, I guess.
00:46:46.340 But I have a lot of haters who hate on me trying to tell me that I'm people who I idolize.
00:46:57.060 Like I had somebody be like, this sounds like Louis C.K.
00:47:00.140 It's like, OK, that's a compliment.
00:47:02.300 Oh, this guy, this guy's the wish version of Tim Dillon, which is weird that I got that comment like 10 times.
00:47:09.440 Like I almost feel like it's maybe Tim Dillon made a couple of fake accounts and he's starting to comment because he doesn't know who I am.
00:47:15.600 He knows that I exist, doesn't like me very much.
00:47:19.140 He you know, he probably thinks, oh, he's this is copying me.
00:47:23.040 Not really, bro.
00:47:23.800 I'm half Jewish. 1.00
00:47:24.660 You're fucking white as shit from Long Island. 1.00
00:47:27.060 Like and I'm a fan of his. 1.00
00:47:29.120 Like, by the way, I've bought tickets to see him multiple times.
00:47:32.580 I saw him the first time he came to Toronto when he was only doing a small theater for like 200 people.
00:47:38.960 And I was super excited.
00:47:40.140 And I and I at the time I was a big fan of his podcast and I would watch all of his podcasts,
00:47:44.660 including the ones with no video and stuff like that.
00:47:47.620 Just just audio.
00:47:49.480 And, you know, I remember I reached out to him when he was doing Just for Laughs and I was like, hey, man, just for last one.
00:47:55.920 Let me on the festival.
00:47:56.940 Let me do a spot in your show.
00:47:58.220 He was like, but you're banned from the festival.
00:48:00.660 I'm not going to give you a spot anyway. 0.86
00:48:02.680 So people saying, oh, he's like to shitty Tim Dillon.
00:48:05.880 OK, well, that's still a compliment to me because I do look up to Tim in many ways.
00:48:11.000 So I don't take those as disses.
00:48:15.580 What else?
00:48:16.260 Oh, people say, oh, this is he's trying to be Burt Kreischer.
00:48:19.000 That one. 0.98
00:48:19.620 It's like, OK, well, he's also mega successful doing fucking sold out arenas. 0.73
00:48:25.040 There's like no comics that like nobody goes. 0.88
00:48:28.940 This guy's Brendan Schwab.
00:48:30.760 You know what I mean?
00:48:31.460 So I think.
00:48:33.180 Oh, and another guy commented.
00:48:34.740 I saw something about.
00:48:36.420 Oh, this guy wants to be on Joe Rogan so badly.
00:48:38.760 It's like, well, isn't that what every comedian wants to do?
00:48:44.220 Like, is that such a bad thing?
00:48:45.480 Here's my little doggie. 0.99
00:48:47.380 This doggie makes me calm.
00:48:50.520 This is my doggie Wheezy, a.k.a.
00:48:53.500 Lil Wayne.
00:48:55.420 Yes, buddy.
00:48:58.300 So before we get out of here, Justin Trudeau has been going around the country, going on
00:49:04.940 different people's podcasts, and I was quite offended that he did not choose to come on
00:49:10.700 the Bankist show for some reason.
00:49:13.960 I can't put my finger on why he wouldn't want to come on my show.
00:49:17.360 So we reached out to Justin Trudeau's camp and we were lucky enough to get Justin Trudeau
00:49:25.860 on the show.
00:49:27.560 So to end our episode, here's a small, short interview between me, Ben Bankist, and Justin
00:49:34.100 Trudeau.
00:49:37.440 Hey, Justin, how's it going?
00:49:40.080 Pretty good, Benji.
00:49:41.340 How about you?
00:49:42.500 Pretty good.
00:49:43.340 Pretty good.
00:49:43.960 So a lot of my fans wanted you to come on the podcast and talk about, you know, all this
00:49:49.960 immigration that's happened in Canada with, you know, all the Indians and, you know, people
00:49:57.620 are starting to question why you're doing this.
00:50:00.540 And before you answer, I just want to say, I think it's because you wanted to bring in
00:50:06.280 basically a new slave class of people that are able to deliver food and do all these kind
00:50:15.640 of low-level jobs.
00:50:16.560 What do you think about that?
00:50:17.560 Well, to be perfectly honest with you, Ben, I think you have the right idea.
00:50:22.360 So we bring them in on what we call a student visa and they learn English and then they learn
00:50:27.920 how to steal cars in Brampton.
00:50:30.280 And then, yes, we get them on a bicycle and we send them on the streets to deliver some
00:50:34.260 food.
00:50:34.640 Okay.
00:50:35.180 Uh, fair enough.
00:50:37.520 What about the whole obsession with the gay thing?
00:50:41.660 Like, why, why do we have to care about LGBTQ plus so badly? 0.99
00:50:49.000 Like, why is that so important?
00:50:52.220 Because in my mind and in everybody's mind, they're like less than 1% of the population,
00:50:58.900 if I'm not mistaken. 0.99
00:51:00.120 Um, so what is the obsession there and why do we have to give a shit so much? 0.99
00:51:07.660 Well, you're sounding awfully racist. 0.98
00:51:10.140 I don't think you understand the contributions that the LGBTQ plus 2IA community gives to this
00:51:15.840 country. 0.99
00:51:16.200 Now, something you have to understand is that I myself have taken a penis in my bum hole. 1.00
00:51:23.020 So that is a big part of it. 1.00
00:51:25.620 Okay.
00:51:26.280 Now, a lot of Jews are saying they're not going to vote for you anymore because you've basically
00:51:30.620 came out and said that you're pro Palestine.
00:51:33.140 You had one of the, uh, members of parliament or members of your cabinet meet with, uh, Palestinian
00:51:42.640 authority who are, you know, essentially working in conjunction with Hamas, um, and believe
00:51:51.740 that Israel should not exist. 0.89
00:51:53.180 So why would a Jew want to vote for you? 1.00
00:51:56.460 Well, let's not forget about all the Jews that are pro Palestine and all the Jews that 0.98
00:52:01.220 are self hating.
00:52:02.300 So they're still going to vote for me and they care about the environment and Palestine is 1.00
00:52:06.800 the environment.
00:52:07.440 Now, Jews only represent, I believe, under 400,000 or under 350,000, uh, Canadians are
00:52:15.760 Jewish.
00:52:17.100 So that seems like a minority that is a little bit bigger than, for instance, the gay community
00:52:24.460 or the trans community.
00:52:27.300 And it seems like Jews have done a lot for society.
00:52:30.640 You know, almost every university has buildings that are named after Jews because they donated
00:52:36.700 money, um, to those universities, uh, almost every hospital in this country has Jewish doctors
00:52:46.780 and, um, Jews on the staff and committees and all of the lawyer, uh, associations and many
00:53:03.400 of the judges in Canada are also Jewish.
00:53:05.720 So what is this obsession with pushing Muslim ideologies over, over the Jewish ideologies when
00:53:19.600 it seems that Jews have really given a lot to Canadian society and American society, which
00:53:29.120 in turn gives to Canadian society, no comment, free Palestine, and I'm going to leave it 0.99
00:53:35.280 there.
00:53:35.580 Maybe Christian can answer. 1.00
00:53:37.600 Well, Justin, um, really nice having you on.
00:53:41.920 Thank you so much.
00:53:43.280 Uh, some of my fans wanted me to say a couple of things to you since you were on the show.
00:53:48.280 If you don't mind, I'm going to, I'm going to read those things out. 0.97
00:53:50.540 Um, so, uh, the first one is fuck Trudeau. 0.98
00:53:57.560 How does that make you feel? 0.99
00:54:00.080 Well, not good, but I'll tell you what, bullying is allowed in this country still.
00:54:04.680 Second one is Trudeau is a communist.
00:54:08.660 Well, I take that one.
00:54:09.820 It's a compliment and you know why I like EVs and I like communism.
00:54:13.760 Look, I don't want to get you in trouble.
00:54:16.880 I don't want to get in trouble.
00:54:19.420 You, but you probably have a long day of making speeches about random ethnicities, holidays
00:54:24.500 that nobody knew about.
00:54:26.660 Thank you for coming on the bankers show.
00:54:29.740 Tell your friends to watch.
00:54:32.220 Appreciate you all.
00:54:34.060 Good night.