Bankas Podcast - Not That Many ｜ The Bankas Show

00:00:00.000 Welcome to The Bankist Show. Another rage-fueled episode is about to start in a few moments,

00:00:06.380 but before we get going, me, Ben Bankist, the stand-up comedian, is going on tour in

00:00:12.360 the USA. I just worked the last 13 years of doing stand-up with the dream of being able

00:00:19.680 to perform legally and have a visa and be a real comedian in the USA, and that dream

00:00:27.060 is happening right now, and I need you guys to support, and I need to see you at these

00:00:30.920 shows. I need to meet you. I'm excited. So listen up. These are the shows that I'm going to be

00:00:36.460 having in the very near future. Go get two tickets. Boys and girls, go get two tickets.

00:00:43.960 Wednesday, May 8th, Laugh Boston at 8 p.m. in Boston, Massachusetts. Thursday, May 9th,

00:00:50.680 Detroit House of Comedy, 8 p.m., Detroit, Michigan. Friday, May 10th, Vogel at Count

00:00:56.740 Bassey at 7.30 p.m. in Red Bank, New Jersey. Saturday, May 11th, Empire Comedy Club at 7 p.m.,

00:01:03.720 Portland, Maine. Sunday, May 12th, New York Comedy Club, East Village, 6 p.m., New York City,

00:01:09.940 New York. Tuesday, May 14th, the Funny Bone Comedy Club in Orlando at 7 p.m., Orlando, Florida.

00:01:16.860 Wednesday, May 15th, Funny Bone Comedy Club, Tampa at 7 p.m., Tampa, Florida. Thursday, May 16th,

00:01:23.440 Dania Improv at 8 p.m., Dania Beach, Florida. Sunday, May 19th, Funny Bone Comedy Club in

00:01:29.260 Syracuse, New York at 6.30 p.m. Monday, May 20th, Helium Comedy Club at 8 p.m. in Philadelphia,

00:01:36.120 Pennsylvania. Tuesday, May 21st at Helium Comedy Club, 8 p.m. in Buffalo, New York. Thursday,

00:01:42.600 May 23rd, Funny Bone at 7 p.m. in Albany, New York. Then my next show in Austin, Texas will be

00:01:51.600 happening June 15th at Sapien Center at 8 p.m. Wednesday, August 7th, The Lab at Zaney's at 7.30

00:02:02.280 p.m., Nashville, Tennessee. Thursday, August 8th, Zaney's Comedy Club in Rosemont, Illinois at 7.30 p.m.

00:02:10.060 Friday, August 9th, New York Comedy Club, Stamford, 7 p.m. in Stamford, Connecticut.

00:02:17.460 Thursday, August 22nd, Mic Drop Mania at 8 p.m. in Chandler, Arizona, and I will be at Mic Drop Mania

00:02:24.320 in Chandler, Arizona Thursday, August 22nd, Friday, August 23rd, and Saturday, August 24th.

00:02:32.240 Sunday, August 25th, I will be at the Plano House of Comedy at 7 p.m. in Plano, Texas in the suburbs of

00:02:38.880 Dallas. Friday, August 30th, Mic Drop Mania in San Diego, California. Saturday, August 31st,

00:02:46.280 Mic Drop Mania, Mic Drop Comedy in San Diego, California. Sunday, September 1st, Irvine Improv,

00:02:54.060 7 p.m., Irvine, California. And then, of course, my Friday and two Friday shows in Toronto have been

00:03:01.260 sold out. They sold out in two hours. And Ottawa, Ontario, still tickets available for Saturday,

00:03:07.920 September 21st at the Bronson Center Theater, which is going to be the biggest show that I've

00:03:13.040 ever done as a touring stand-up. I've done shows bigger than that when I was nobody and I was just

00:03:19.760 on some random show. But this is the biggest show for me, 700 people. We've already sold almost half

00:03:25.880 of it out. Can't wait to see you guys. I love you. We're adding more Canada dates soon. Enjoy my angry,

00:03:33.760 rage-fueled, hilarious rants. And please share the bank is show. Divest. Divest. Everything's

00:03:42.060 divest. Divest from my fucking ball sack. Okay? Enough of this. Divest. You need to divest from

00:03:49.060 Israel. You know, the country with the most PhDs per capita in the world. Let's divest from Israel,

00:03:56.360 where they, you know, invent pretty much everything that we're using, like all the social media that all

00:04:03.160 the anti-Israel people are using to spread their agenda of not wanting to ever have a proper job or

00:04:12.180 get hired because they'd rather wave the flag of a terrorist organization. You want to divest from

00:04:20.660 Israel. So where are we supposed to invest? Where are the universities supposed to invest? Pakistan?

00:04:27.040 Pakistan? Is that what, which country should we, if we're divesting from Israel, who are we investing in?

00:04:34.800 I mean, you can see in these people's eyes, every time you look at the people who are part of these

00:04:40.200 protests, they are dead inside. They are completely vacant minded. They aren't interesting people.

00:04:50.840 They're not people you'd want to have a conversation with. They're like the typical liberal,

00:04:55.000 which the other day we were at the pool in our complex and there were liberals talking to each

00:05:00.460 other. And first of all, anytime you see liberals talking to each other, there's always two women

00:05:05.020 and one man and the man has a ponytail and he's really skinny and he's a skinny little liberal and

00:05:12.440 he doesn't say anything. He just sits there and nods. He always has his legs like this and he nods his

00:05:19.840 head and looks at his, his girlfriend that, you know, he, you know, that's my girlfriend. We have sex

00:05:26.420 once every three months. And, and, and all it is, is the girlfriend. It's usually some mystery race

00:05:33.240 girl. You know, is she Palestinian? Is she Palestinian? Is she Palestinian? Is she fucking

00:05:40.140 Indian? Nobody fucking knows, but she's sitting there and all the liberal women, this is how

00:05:44.980 liberal women talk to each other. Yeah. Yeah, I did. I think that that place, it's really good for

00:05:50.880 drinks, but I'm not sure if it's the best place to really, um, you know, uh, educate yourself. Shut

00:05:57.120 the fuck up. Honestly, that's what we all want to tell you. And now we're not allowed to tell you

00:06:01.660 that because of woke and Oh, if you hurt somebody's feelings, it's like a fucking hate crime. And Oh

00:06:08.160 my God, how could you say that? And you know, no, you're not clever. That's the other thing with

00:06:15.640 the Palestine protesters and the people on Twitter who are fucking idiots. You know, I just saw a tweet

00:06:22.320 and some woman was saying like, Oh, anyone who's against these Palestinian people is, uh, you know,

00:06:31.060 comically racist and then puts in quotations like Simpsons level. It's like, bitch, you never watched

00:06:37.760 the Simpsons and laughed once. Cause you're not fucking funny. You have no sense of humor.

00:06:42.820 That's the other thing. What are Jews known for sense of humor? Okay. And everybody wants that's out

00:06:50.700 the window for the liberal Palestine crowd. They don't give a fuck about laughing. Have you seen

00:06:56.860 any Palestinian pro-Palestinian joke? Did anybody laughed at and was like, ha ha, that's funny. No,

00:07:06.020 because pro-Palestinian people aren't funny or interesting. And I don't care what you think.

00:07:15.040 You know, there's people on my social media all day long talking shit to me. I get death threats.

00:07:19.620 I've had death threats for, you know, Oh, we watch your back when you're in Toronto because, Oh,

00:07:25.480 what are you going to do? You're going to go steal a Honda CRV, you fucking loser. Seriously,

00:07:30.060 drop the food at the door and shut your fucking mouth. I'm done with this shit. I'm done with it.

00:07:35.000 And so is everybody else, but everybody else is afraid to be done with it. Everybody else is afraid

00:07:38.980 to speak their mind. Palestinians aren't afraid. The fucking pro-Palestine people, they're not afraid.

00:07:45.180 They'll take over the whole campus and get arrested. But everybody else is afraid to be like,

00:07:48.920 shut the fuck up. No, because every time they do that, like the kid at Ole Miss who went

00:07:55.640 to the, to the Lizzo, the Lizzo lizard woman. Well, some people won't like that because they

00:08:04.280 think Jews are lizards, but the fat black lady that they went and everybody's like, cancel them,

00:08:11.800 cancel them. It's like, cancel her. Who the fuck is she? Where is she getting hired anyway? At fucking

00:08:17.840 Target? To fucking wheel around a bunch of carts? Enough. Enough with people's feelings being

00:08:26.200 prioritized above the sanity of the majority. The majority of people, sorry, but we matter

00:08:33.680 more at this point than the minority of people who are offended and I'm offended. We don't care

00:08:43.580 anymore. We don't. And you might sit there and go, well, Jews are a minority. Should we care about

00:08:48.900 them? Well, that's up to you. That's really up to you. The Holocaust happened. Okay. The people,

00:08:55.400 there's a lot of people who want to go, no, it didn't. And the moon landing didn't happen. And

00:08:59.320 the earth is flat. And if you want to live in that reality, you're not going to be happy ever

00:09:03.460 because nothing is going to make sense to you. Nothing. Okay. The Holocaust happened even before

00:09:10.840 the Holocaust. Jews were already moving to Israel because they wanted to go. They wanted a place.

00:09:16.960 They wanted a place. That's the thing with all this Islamophobia. Oh, so if there's so much

00:09:23.080 Islamophobia, but is there a country that Muslim people can go to that's Islamic where their rights,

00:09:30.560 religious rights, and values and views are protected? Yeah. There's like 20 of them or

00:09:38.020 something. Okay. There are a bunch of countries. If you're Asian, Asian hate. Oh, shit. Have you

00:09:45.000 thought of moving to China? I don't think they have a lot of Asian hate there. Just saying anti-black

00:09:50.200 racism. Oh, remember that whole continent? It's like, I mean, is anti-black racism happening there?

00:09:56.920 Well, actually, there are multiple genocides happening in Africa right now, but no university

00:10:01.380 student wants to protest or talk about that. So maybe the Jews who had 6 million killed deserve

00:10:09.540 to have a place that they can go. And Jews are like the only minority that actually goes,

00:10:14.660 you know what? I'm out. I'm going to go to Israel. And that's not okay. That's not okay. That's the

00:10:20.040 funny thing about this whole movement is it's, you know, the Palestine movement. They can't go,

00:10:24.880 go back to your country because they don't think their country exists. They say, go back to Europe,

00:10:29.740 to the Jews, go back to Europe. Yeah. To the place that you got slaughtered. And that is now filled

00:10:36.060 with Muslims who also hate Jews. I mean, you can't make this shit up. You can't make it up. And in

00:10:43.360 Canada, we have this woman called Sarah Jama, who's like a fat Somalian member of parliament. And she's

00:10:51.060 just a big fat blob in a fucking burqa. And with the face, and I don't even think she wore a burqa

00:10:57.580 until October 7th, which is like, you know, it's like Christmas for Muslims. And so she never wore

00:11:04.240 a burqa. She never wore a keffiyeh. But now all of a sudden I have to wear a keffiyeh every day and a

00:11:09.640 burqa to show my solidarity with the people who murdered 2000 people. And I get it. Oh,

00:11:16.220 people are like, but there's 34,000 dead in Gaza. I'm sorry, guys. That's not that many.

00:11:22.740 That's not that many. Because it wasn't a terror attack. It wasn't one day of killing. It's a war

00:11:29.860 that was started by the Palestinians. I'm just going to say it. No, it was Hamas that started it.

00:11:38.820 Who was celebrating when they fucking did it? Regular fucking people in the streets.

00:11:46.540 And then those people died because they didn't want to, one, leave their homes when Israel says,

00:11:52.060 hey, leave this house. They try. And then the Hamas guys are like, no, you have to stay here

00:11:56.140 and be martyrs for the halalala. Sorry, but that's just, that's just my reality of it. And if you think

00:12:05.400 that that's not the reality, you're entitled to your opinion. Because guess what? It's a free

00:12:09.400 country. You're allowed to have your opinion. I'm allowed to have my opinion. But it seems like

00:12:14.040 the liberals and the pro-Palestine mob, they don't want difference of opinion. Okay. It's either you

00:12:22.140 are pro-Palestinian or you're pro-genocide. And I mean, Jews at a certain point, we just have to

00:12:31.580 start going, you know what? Yeah, I'm pro-genocide. I am. Not a good genocide. It's only 34K. I mean,

00:12:39.180 34,000, that's not a lot. That's not even a lot of money. $34,000 a year. That's below the poverty

00:12:45.040 line. For a genocide, I'd say you at least need a million. Okay. Maybe 500,000. Just saying, a video

00:12:53.180 isn't even viral until it's at 500,000 views. But we're calling 34,000 deaths a genocide. Now,

00:13:01.640 I know this is fucked up. You might be listening to this and you're probably laughing because it is

00:13:04.820 funny when I get mad and say what I think is true. And people just don't, you know, some people just

00:13:10.800 don't have the capacity for this type of podcast or my comedy or my thoughts because your thoughts are

00:13:16.920 just so fragile. And oh my God, how can he be so awful to say that that's not enough people for a

00:13:23.700 genocide? Because the Jews got 6 million killed. That's, I mean, that was a genocide. This is

00:13:33.800 warfare. There's 2 million people in Gaza, 34,000 are dead. Apparently, they're all huddled in Rafa.

00:13:40.880 Is that true? We don't know because there are no news agencies there that aren't Hamas affiliated.

00:13:51.340 So we don't know. We don't know. And, you know, I don't want to spend all day on this,

00:13:56.040 but I'm trying to, I try to get angry for this podcast so that I say some crazy shit so that you

00:14:02.800 guys have some fun. You share this with your friends. You understand? And I spent about two hours

00:14:08.800 today already on Twitter, just scrolling and looking at all the fucking shit that is happening

00:14:14.660 out there and all the dumb opinions and dumb liberals. And, you know, I'm sorry, but it's

00:14:20.800 like this whole, like, I can wear a hijab. I can wave a Hamas flag. I can wave a fucking ISIS flag.

00:14:28.300 I can wave a Hezbollah flag. And if anybody yells at me and says, fuck you, you support terrorists,

00:14:34.560 they're racist. No, sorry, bitch. You are retarded. That's it. And that's why the government got rid

00:14:46.480 of words like retarded and fed it, because those are the only ways to put these people in their place.

00:14:54.500 Okay. In the eighties and nineties, if people acted the way they're acting now, people will go,

00:14:59.220 you're fucking retarded. Shut the fuck up. You're a idiot. And that was the end of it. That was the

00:15:05.400 end of it because that was offensive enough to these people. And they knew that they were

00:15:09.460 retarded. So they just went, fuck, you're right. I'm sorry. I'm not going to do this anymore. I'm

00:15:15.040 going to go move on. I'm going to go work at a circle K. I'm going to go work at a total wine and

00:15:21.420 just keep my opinions to myself because I realize now they're fucking dumb. And

00:15:26.600 maybe that's how, that's how we have to, you know, that's, that's what PC culture has done.

00:15:32.620 It has taken away the majority's ability to say, shut the fuck up. You're a loser. And,

00:15:39.840 and society's not getting better. Okay. The more we allow people to say, uh, things that are woke

00:15:51.660 and the more LGBTQ plus two I a plus and MMW missing murdered indigenous and indigenous Afro

00:16:01.620 indigenous. This is new one Afro indigenous. Oh, wow. Congratulations. You're half black and

00:16:08.000 half native. Now should everybody let's everybody get on their knees and pray to Allah. Nobody gives

00:16:13.020 a fuck. Seriously, shut the fuck up. Especially overweight women on Twitter. Nobody cares what

00:16:23.440 you think ever. They never will. Your kids don't care what you think. The multiple husbands that

00:16:30.180 you've had that have left and found better women don't care what you think. Nobody cares what you

00:16:35.160 think. Okay. And if you want to stay here and go, I don't care what you think. Cool. Then turn off

00:16:39.460 the fucking program. This episode is brought to you by Patreon, my personal Patreon. That is how

00:16:45.960 you support me. That is how you support this show. Patreon.com slash Ben Bankus. You can sign up for

00:16:52.260 $4 a month, or there's a discount if you do the yearly rate. And as well, um, you can go and check

00:16:58.100 it out for free and join as a casual fan for free and watch the first five minutes of every episode of

00:17:03.240 my bonus podcast on there. I think there's a really simple solution to all these protests

00:17:09.480 and all of these angry left wing ultra woke queers for Palestine people. Simple solution. This is what

00:17:18.700 we're going to do. We're going to give you your own city in America. Okay. We're going to wall it off

00:17:26.380 from the rest of America and we're going to give you. There you go. That's your own little country

00:17:33.580 now within your city limits, within your wall that we're going to put you in and you guys can do

00:17:40.300 whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. You can do as many circle dances and pray to whichever

00:17:45.860 God you want on whichever day you want. And, uh, you know, just put all the ugly, unattractive loser

00:17:53.580 people in there and you guys can breed or you can have an abortion. You can do whatever you want.

00:17:58.820 You can have as many abortions and, and, and have his, and get pregnant as many times as you want

00:18:03.020 within the city limits. And we're even going to call it Palestine. How about that? We'll name it

00:18:07.740 West Palestine and we'll put it in Ohio. Does that sound like a plan? No, they don't want that. They

00:18:15.800 don't want, Oh, we don't want our own area. We don't want our own, you know, that's those whole

00:18:19.980 thing with the Palestine process. This is our own little, this is the exclusion zone. We're going

00:18:25.300 to give you an exclusion zone. How about that? They tried that with Gaza. Didn't work. They don't

00:18:29.560 like it. Start firing rockets out of it. And then they got a flattened and people are, you know,

00:18:36.040 Oh, it's a genocide. Not really. That's my solution. Does anybody else have a solution?

00:18:43.880 What's everybody else's solution that everybody has to convert to Islam and feel bad for the rest of

00:18:48.480 their lives because they live in America or Canada or Europe? And Oh my God, we, Oh, our tax dollars,

00:18:54.980 our tax dollars go to stupider shit than blowing people up. I actually believe that. I actually

00:18:59.680 believe that they go to stupider shit than blowing people up. Like, you know, LGBTQ plus awareness.

00:19:06.640 Do we really need awareness? We get it. You're fucking gay. There's no, there's like, what am I,

00:19:12.860 what awareness? What am I trying to be aware of that? You put a dick in an asshole. Okay. You do it.

00:19:20.120 Oh, well, we need trans rights. What rights don't you have? Oh, well, the right to not be spoken to in

00:19:27.620 a way we don't like. No bitch. That's called freedom of speech. If you want to go to a country without

00:19:31.460 that, like I said, we'll make one for you. We'll wall it off and you can do whatever the fuck you

00:19:38.040 want. You can censor each other. You can, who gives a shit what you do there. But if you're

00:19:44.520 involved with the rest of humanity and the rest of society, you're going to get some shit because

00:19:50.640 people aren't okay with this. Support my show and support me by buying some merch. That's right.

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00:20:03.720 Click the merch button and check it out. So there's a lot of Drake hate going on. And of course,

00:20:09.840 Kendrick Lamar, the five foot five rapper from America, hating on the half Jewish. Actually,

00:20:17.700 Drake is technically fully Jewish because his mother's Jewish rapper. The only Jewish rapper besides

00:20:23.620 Lil Dicky, who of course did like three songs and then quit to go work at corporate sales or

00:20:28.860 whatever the fuck he's doing. But everybody's hating on Drake. And why? Guess why? Guess

00:20:34.400 because he's Jewish. If Drake was fully black from Toronto, nobody would have issue with this.

00:20:41.320 One of the biggest issues that I think a lot of the other rappers have with Drake is that he is

00:20:45.580 Jewish, which. Oh, no. Oh, that's oh. And the the executives like Kanye was saying, oh,

00:20:51.680 he's in bed with the executives. So you're saying he created good relationships with the executives

00:20:56.300 instead of being a bipolar mess. Or autistic, as as Kanye calls himself. So instead of that,

00:21:03.680 he built good business partnerships and relationships and is benefiting off of that. But oh, no,

00:21:09.640 fuck him, because he's a Jew. That's I mean, I'm just going to say it because I get I got messages.

00:21:16.680 I posted Drake's latest video from Family Matters. And I had a guy who hasn't messaged me in like

00:21:25.280 four months message me out of the blue. His profile picture changed from something normal

00:21:29.920 to now Palestine shit. And he's like, Drake's a dirty J like you and he deserves to be fucking

00:21:36.980 killed. And you do, too. And none of your comedy is funny. And so what happened? You were a fan of

00:21:43.160 mine at one point. Then you didn't like that. I made a couple of jokes supporting the Jews

00:21:48.180 and that and then your brain exploded and now you're you're pissed. Well, I don't give a shit.

00:21:55.860 I really don't, because guess what? I'm going to have Jewish fans and one Jew is equal to at least

00:22:02.460 four non-Jews in terms of monthly income. So what am I worried about if I lose a couple,

00:22:09.900 you know, low IQ, uneducated idiots who think the fucking the earth is flat? Sorry, guys.

00:22:19.020 I don't give a shit because Jews are going to come to my show. People who are smart are going

00:22:24.280 to come to my show. People who are attractive are going to come to my show. And you can stay

00:22:29.440 at home and watch this podcast and be angry. I'm OK with that. And it doesn't bother me.

00:22:35.960 And people want to say, oh, what he's saying is extreme, what he's doing. I am saying what I feel

00:22:42.460 and what many people feel. And we are being made to think that that is extreme, that any thought that

00:22:51.820 is in your head that, oh, well, I wouldn't be able to say that on CNN, then it's extreme.

00:22:57.360 They want to scare you into not saying what's in your heart and your mind, just like they scared

00:23:05.640 Alex Jones, of course. He, you know, Trudeau is trying to say that, oh, Alex Jones supported

00:23:12.300 Pierre Polyev, who's the opposition to Trudeau, who most Canadians hope becomes the next prime

00:23:18.900 minister. And they want to say, oh, and Trudeau's giving his answering a question saying, oh, well,

00:23:25.720 Alex Jones owes almost a billion dollars to the victims of the for what for speech, for saying

00:23:35.240 something. For saying something he believed, whether it was right or not, that is the point

00:23:41.760 of freedom of speech is that you should be allowed to say something that might be right,

00:23:46.040 might be wrong. You might agree with it. You might not. Too bad because it's freedom of speech.

00:23:51.860 You're allowed to say it anyway, but not anymore in democracies because Alex Jones got sued for over

00:23:59.420 half a billion dollars. All these other people, Trump getting sued for hundreds of millions of

00:24:06.460 dollars for things that he said. It's freedom of speech or it's nothing. OK, and I'm on team freedom

00:24:16.080 of speech. I'm on team. I'm trying to get people. And, you know, I had somebody comment and, you know,

00:24:22.200 people go, why do you read the comments? People with like seven followers. Why do you read the

00:24:26.460 comments? You you don't have any fucking comments to read. So suck a dick and shut the fuck up.

00:24:31.520 But and I don't really read them like going through. But when I refresh my like activity

00:24:38.460 thing, they come up and somebody said on there. Something. Fuck, I forget. I forget now freedom

00:24:51.460 of speech, something about freedom of speech. But I mean, people say all kinds of shit, but I mean,

00:24:57.480 people have said things like you shouldn't be allowed to say that. And those are the people

00:25:04.640 who vote for Trudeau because they know that he will censor people like me who have something to

00:25:11.680 say that could change the way people feel, could empower people to go, you know what? Fuck it.

00:25:18.260 I'm going to say how I think and feel because that is what they want to do. The thought is in your

00:25:23.000 head, but you're not allowed to say it out loud because that's like I get the whole idea. Like,

00:25:27.420 you know, you're at a family function. You don't want to make fun of it, you know, Jessica or whatever

00:25:33.820 the fuck, because you don't want to start an argument. But that's not what this is. This is a

00:25:40.540 war of cultures, a war of censorship and war of comedy. And people say, oh, well, you know,

00:25:48.380 I had a couple of people comment, oh, this isn't very funny. It's more of a right wing talk show.

00:25:55.060 Actually, it's just my talk show. I don't care what wing you think this is. This is my show on my

00:26:01.340 channel and people like it. And there's a reason that they like it and people hate it. But there's

00:26:07.860 nothing out there in the world that you can do of any meaning that people who if people really like

00:26:14.680 it, there's going to be people who really hate it. That's the same with everything. Look at Drake's

00:26:19.700 rap. Look, he's worth 200 or more million dollars. But if you go and look at the comments and on the

00:26:26.900 YouTube videos and stuff, yeah, every always trash shit drink. So he's the one fucking bathing in a

00:26:35.640 5000 pound marble bath in a in a 40,000 square foot mansion that's worth 100 million dollars. And you're

00:26:43.620 on YouTube from your bachelor apartment sleeping on the floor is going, he sucks. Who sucks? Then

00:26:51.080 you suck. The people who comment things thinking that they did something like, oh, this was the

00:26:58.380 thing that I forgot about earlier. Somebody commented, looks like you're trading comedy for

00:27:03.560 popularity. Not sure if this is really true. It's like, dude, you're taking the time out of your day

00:27:08.940 to write a paragraph to me because of your insecurities that you you don't want. Oh, I don't

00:27:16.460 like that. He said this. I'm going to make him feel bad for it. Hope you. Oh, yeah, I'm going to read

00:27:21.580 that and go, you know what? I'm going to take it down that this random guy with zero fucking posts and

00:27:26.440 three followers. He's right. No. And if you're listening to this and you're one of these people

00:27:31.380 with a troll account, I strongly suggest closing that account, deleting it and getting your fucking life

00:27:36.440 straight. Because anybody with a troll account that spends time doing that, you'll never be

00:27:41.280 successful at anything. I'm sorry, but you won't. Doesn't matter what you do. Doesn't matter if you

00:27:45.760 work at fucking 7-Eleven or you work at a in a fucking mopping up the floor at a fucking abortion

00:27:51.460 clinic. You're never going to amount to anything. You're never going to get ahead on your bills.

00:27:56.400 You're never going to make the right amount of money that you really, truly in your soul want to make

00:28:00.600 because you are an angry, depressed loser that doesn't want to change anything about your life.

00:28:08.240 And you need to hear this more than anybody. Fix your life. Delete your troll accounts.

00:28:15.940 Stop spending time arguing with strangers on the Internet who are absolute idiots, low IQ,

00:28:22.980 uneducated, no future, no past, nothings. These people are nobody nothings. And once you

00:28:30.520 realize that and you move on and you stop trolling, your life gets better. Okay? Because I'll tell you

00:28:37.280 what, I'm fucking, I'm living in the biggest place that I've ever been able to afford.

00:28:42.800 In Texas, away from Canada, reading all the hate that you guys have for me and the love. And I tell

00:28:50.540 you what, like Gary Vee says, like, you can't look at the hate or the love. It can't affect you.

00:28:55.540 And, you know, I'm not going to lie to you. Sometimes it does. But most of the time,

00:28:58.940 I'm just happy people are commenting. I'm happy people are willing to watch my stuff and argue

00:29:05.500 and have their opinions. And I feel blessed for that. So to all the haters and like nobody cares.

00:29:13.220 I just want to let you know that you're not going to change what's happening. You're not going to get

00:29:18.120 people to, you know, all these people on Twitter going, look at what these Jews said to this woman

00:29:24.900 in a hijab. Nobody who's supporting Israel is going to watch that and go, oh, you're right.

00:29:30.960 Oh my God, we are evil. I can't. How could he ever say that to a woman who is just chanting death to

00:29:36.120 America? Oh my God. No. And the same thing for the other, for the people on the right going, look at

00:29:42.380 what these Muslim Palestine protesters are doing. Nobody on the left who's dumb enough to be pro

00:29:48.840 Palestine is going to watch that and go, you know what? You're right. I'm going to switch to team

00:29:52.280 Israel. Very few people are willing to switch sides right now. That is the reality. Most people

00:29:58.380 are dug in. They're entrenched in their ideologies. They're entrenched in their beliefs and there's no

00:30:04.520 changing it. So it's just a straight up war, right? There's no like convincing, you know what?

00:30:09.840 Actually, you know, actually maybe I will vote, you know, back in the day, maybe I will vote for Bush.

00:30:13.880 I mean, I know Al Gore, but you know, I kind of support, but or whatever it is. Now there's none of that.

00:30:20.260 It's there's no very little people who are on the fence about voting for Trump or on the fence

00:30:25.960 for voting for Biden. Like if you're on the fence for voting for Biden, you're going to vote Biden

00:30:32.220 because you're just an idiot, right? Like if you're on the fence about everything that's been

00:30:35.720 happening, if you're OK paying five bucks for fucking milk or whatever it is or or seven bucks

00:30:41.420 U.S. for eggs, you're OK with that. Oh, well, I'll pay a little bit more to not have a fascist

00:30:48.400 in control. Well, then you're going to fucking vote for the idiot again. That's just how it is.

00:30:53.300 You're going to vote for the senile guy who is not even in control of this country, who is being

00:30:58.720 puppeted by a billion, billions and billions of dollars of people. Oh, the Jewish lobby is the one.

00:31:08.220 So what should what should what should happen? What what do the pro-Palestine people really think

00:31:14.060 should happen? Israel should be given back to the Palestinians. And then where do the Jews go?

00:31:22.540 Are they can they come to America? And are all these pro-Palestinians at the universities,

00:31:27.540 are they going to be accepting our new Israeli immigrants with open arms? Are they going to be

00:31:33.400 accepting the new Israeli immigrants with open arms in Leeds, UK, where they just got a new

00:31:40.960 pro-Palestine mayor? Is he going to be accepting of the Israeli immigration? Is Germany, which has

00:31:48.400 now you have thousands of white people on the street screaming about intifada, are they are Jews

00:31:54.740 going to feel comfortable coming back to Germany from Israel? Or what about to to to to where where

00:32:03.540 are they supposed to go to Russia? Are they supposed to go to Russia? Is that where they're supposed to

00:32:09.580 go? Where where where it's a it's a literal dictatorship under President Putin? And oh, we'll send

00:32:18.420 them back there. Send them back to Lithuania. Most Lithuania, by the way, where my grandparents

00:32:24.780 are from, which were Jews, which were Holocaust survivors. They hate Jews. They're still my dad's

00:32:33.940 friend, who's a funny enough, is a professional clown, kind of like me, but an actual clown for

00:32:41.300 children and shit dressing up and all that. He goes around and he asks he talks about Jews, too,

00:32:47.340 because he's Jewish. He's one of the few Jews left in Lithuania after the Holocaust. And he goes to

00:32:52.300 these schools and he asks them, who here hates Jews? And all the kids raise their hand in Lithuania.

00:33:00.160 OK, this is recent. And then he goes, how many of you have met a Jew? None. And that's literally

00:33:08.120 what's happening. The majority of these people who say they hate Jews, a lot of them are just

00:33:14.360 Midwestern American white people who are very, very ugly and obese and overweight.

00:33:20.700 And they've never had Jewish friends and they've never been invited to a bar mitzvah. They've never

00:33:25.180 had any cultural experiences. And then their first cultural experience is coming to the university.

00:33:31.880 And then all the non white people. The blacks and the Somalis and the Shmalis and the Indians,

00:33:40.140 they're all pro-Palestine. So what do they they go? Well, I have to go with them. Otherwise,

00:33:45.600 I'm racist. So anyway. I know this has been a Jew heavy episode and to all the people who are,

00:33:52.340 you know, but this is this is current events. OK, this is current events. And.

00:33:56.840 You know, if you think it's bad right now, wait 10 years or 15 years or 20 years or 25 years

00:34:07.120 soon, it'll be in Parliament in Canada. They did a cafe ban in my home province of Ontario,

00:34:14.540 and now they've listed part of that van ban. You can have a cafe as long as you're not on the

00:34:20.180 floor of the house. Oh, OK. So what does that mean in 15, 20 years?

00:34:25.220 Every single politician must wear a keffia and any who doesn't is pro-genocide. No Jews allowed

00:34:33.520 in Parliament. I mean, when does it end? Because we've seen what the LGBTQ plus thing

00:34:38.620 that that doesn't end. We saw that. Right. We gave the LGBTQ plus a little bit of room. And now it's

00:34:47.380 your kids are trans and we're going to cut your kids cock off. And that's OK, because and if you say

00:34:53.000 no, we'll put you in jail like they do in California or in Canada, that if your kid comes

00:34:57.360 out as trans and you say, oh, that's a crime. That's where we are. So in 10, 15 years with

00:35:04.420 the with this pro-Palestine movement, you're going to have the same thing where it's a crime

00:35:08.680 to be Jewish or a crime to be pro-Israel or a crime. So and the Palestinians will come

00:35:15.300 and they'll say they're talking point. Well, isn't it a crime right now to be pro-Palestinian?

00:35:19.220 Not really. You're getting a lot of leeway. And the pro-Palestinian mob, they didn't have

00:35:23.540 to chant Intifada. They didn't have to chant that October 7th was justified. They didn't

00:35:29.860 have to chant that October 7th is going to happen over and over and over again. They

00:35:33.940 could have simply said, we want peace in the Middle East, peace in the Middle East with

00:35:38.340 long. Remember those people from Vietnam with long hair? We just want peace, man. Come

00:35:42.780 on. Peace, peace. I haven't seen any fucking peace signal signs from these protesters because

00:35:50.580 they don't want peace. They're the ones saying that we need a violent revolution and we need

00:35:55.960 to dismantle America. And basically what they're saying is I'm a loser. There's other people

00:36:01.200 that aren't losers. So we want to dismantle the system to make it equitable or fair for

00:36:06.640 people who suck at life so that we can have a mansion. And that's all it is. They want

00:36:12.360 communism for losers so that all the people who are currently rich and in power are put

00:36:18.540 on the street and all the people who are on the street and who are just idiotic university

00:36:25.520 students who have no fucking passion or path or interest. Make them, those are the people

00:36:32.360 oh, you wave a Palestinian flag. Here's a mansion. You know, that that's kind of what

00:36:36.620 they want and it's not going to happen. So

00:36:40.980 yeah, if you found this episode funny, I hope so. If you didn't, it's also a podcast. It's

00:36:49.380 a talk show. There's many comedians out there with podcasts. They're not all fucking funny

00:36:53.640 the whole time. Go listen to Theo Vaughn's or or Tim Dillon. Yeah, there's a couple jokes

00:36:58.140 and moments in there where I'm like, oh, my God, that's funny. But majority of it is just

00:37:01.960 kind of boring, to be honest. So I'm trying to make this not boring. If it's controversial,

00:37:07.720 it's controversial. It's freedom of speech. It's thoughts and emotions. And that is what

00:37:13.440 I think people want. My fans want the fans of this podcast want. They want to have that

00:37:20.120 cathartic feeling at the end of listening where they go. I'm not the only one. Oh, I also

00:37:26.800 I'm not the only one who thinks this is all just fucking crazy bullshit. Right. And

00:37:33.560 last episode, we got the most views at the fastest rate of this podcast. It's growing

00:37:39.940 twenty five hundred views. It's a quarter of the way there to where I want to be on a weekly

00:37:45.760 basis. My goal for the next couple of months is to be at ten thousand views. And the way to

00:37:52.760 do it is if guys, you're listening to this podcast, share it with your friends like you're

00:37:56.640 sharing my other videos on Instagram. Tell people to subscribe. Post that one of the best

00:38:03.460 ways to share this. Post yourself watching this podcast. If it's on your living room, on

00:38:09.620 the TV or on your laptop, post that and tag me and tag the Bankist show on Instagram and

00:38:15.880 tag Ben Bankist on Twitter. And I'll repost it and reshare it and retweet it. And we get

00:38:20.740 the word out so that more and more people can feel like there's a voice out there for

00:38:25.660 them to listen to that is new and that is interesting and that is passionate and that is no bullshit

00:38:33.780 and just don't take and just zero fucks. That's the point of this zero fucks. Patreon dot com

00:38:44.820 slash Ben Bankist. The best way to support me, the best way to support the show. It's four

00:38:48.900 bucks a month. Just do it. Let's change the subject for a moment. Let's check out both

00:38:55.060 Biden and Justin Trudeau did these very cringy, annoying Star Wars. May the fourth be with

00:39:04.420 you videos. And, you know, I was going to dub the Trudeau one, but I just didn't even want

00:39:09.760 to because it's just so fucking bad. And, you know, it's so embarrassing, too, because he

00:39:14.060 literally has Anakin, the guy who played Anakin because he's Canadian. Trudeau had him on FaceTime

00:39:20.000 like, oh, yeah, I'm best friends with Anakin. No, you fucking hired him for this video.

00:39:24.740 And the funny part about that is that character plays Anakin Skywalker who becomes Darth Vader.

00:39:33.600 And of course, they don't show the color of the lightsaber. So it's just who knows if Trudeau is,

00:39:39.020 you know, oh, he's, he's not, he would not be a bad Jedi. He's a good Jedi. No, let's watch it.

00:39:54.700 Hey, Hayden, how you doing? Prime Minister. Happy May the fourth.

00:40:00.060 And to you too, my friend. I've actually told the kids they better be binging Star Wars.

00:40:04.920 Amazing. And so what's your plan? Oh, I'm working. I'm actually packing up my stuff

00:40:11.120 because I've got to hit the road soon. But listen, may the fourth be with you.

00:40:15.900 And with you.

00:40:16.560 And then there was a bunch of cringy Mark

00:40:46.460 Hamill videos. Mark Hamill, by the way, looks like a early onset dementia patient, whereas

00:40:52.160 Biden's more of like a mid-range dementia patient. And it's, it's just embarrassing that all these old

00:41:00.220 Hollywood people who are so out of touch with young people, you know, they think that young

00:41:08.340 people are the protesters at the Palestine protests. That's not who young people are.

00:41:12.540 That is the minority of idiots and losers and ultra religious extremists.

00:41:18.240 That is not the majority. The majority are partying, having fun, going to clubs, going to bars,

00:41:24.200 having funny discussions, being doing comedy, doing other art that isn't politically left.

00:41:32.700 So what about those kids? Those kids don't get any support from old Hollywood. But these old losers

00:41:37.980 like Mark Hamill, just they're forcing Biden and forcing liberalism down your throat. If you're not

00:41:43.260 liberal, you're a bad person. Shut up. Here's Mark Hamill.

00:41:48.160 Hey, I'm Mark Hamill. And I'm voting for Joby Wan Kenobi.

00:41:52.700 I really, there's no introduction that really is needed here. I have a special guest, as you can

00:42:00.960 see. Mark Hamill has decided to join us on this wonderful Friday. And I am really excited to turn

00:42:08.360 it over to Mr. Hamill. Here we go. Just, okay. How many of you had Mark Hamill lead the press briefing

00:42:15.160 on your bingo card hands? Yeah, me either. And look, I just got to meet the president. He gave me

00:42:20.960 these aviator glasses. I love the merch. Love it all. But listen, I just wanted to say

00:42:28.520 I was honored to be asked to come to the White House to meet the president, the most legislatively

00:42:38.600 successful president in my lifetime. And, you know, I don't have to go through the list, the

00:42:43.660 bipartisan infrastructure law, the PAC-TAC, the chipsets, all of that, inflation, 15 million jobs.

00:42:50.480 It's all good. I mean, I was really thrilled to meet the entire staff because, you know, it's

00:42:55.720 not just one person. It's like a composite endeavor. And all these people, my goodness, you know,

00:43:02.680 I mean, I have no idea. I had no idea just what went into what is on his plate on a daily

00:43:10.920 basis. So that's pretty much it. I'm open to questions, although no Star Wars questions, please.

00:43:20.540 But I want to say once again how grateful I am. And it just shows you that one person can

00:43:28.880 be so influential and so positive in our lives. And again, thank you so much. And Peter Baker,

00:43:38.260 I loved your book.

00:43:39.940 You know, Mark, I get to say a lot of things at that podium, but I've always wanted to say

00:43:44.380 something to you. May the fourth be with you.

00:43:47.580 Oh, and remember, I'll always be forcefully yours.

00:43:54.820 Just unbelievable. That's Mark Hamill, you know, day at the White House. Like, you know,

00:43:58.760 he's a kid in a candy store and it's, you know, I get it. But going to the White House is an amazing

00:44:02.420 thing. And, you know, he should be proud of that at some point. I'm sure he's been to the White House

00:44:06.720 before with Star Wars being such a big hit. But it's just annoying. And that's my opinion on it.

00:44:13.480 You can have your opinion on it. Oh, I love Mark Hamill. I didn't even see the newest Star Wars

00:44:19.520 that he's in where he plays old Luke Skywalker. I didn't even see it. And honestly, after all this

00:44:24.760 shit, I don't want to. Something else I'm pretty sick of is like I have a kid and we go to the park

00:44:29.980 and I do feel like there's like anytime there's other dads at the park, all the dads are like

00:44:35.600 competing with each other. Who's the better dad? You know, they're looking at the other dads. Oh,

00:44:40.580 look how hard I'm pushing my kid on the swing and look at. And I just had this thought where I'm

00:44:46.160 like, I just need to get rich enough where I don't need to go to parks anymore, where I can just have

00:44:51.880 a mansion with a backyard with a playground in it. And I can invite over the people that I want to

00:44:57.300 invite over with their kids to play. And that's it. I don't have to interact with random strange

00:45:03.160 dads that are like, oh, well, what time when how long do you and what did you cook for dinner? And

00:45:08.300 oh, well, what's the wife up to? Shut the fuck up. Like, honestly, enough with the dad

00:45:13.900 competition. It's a big thing. And even if you have families and there's cousins or, you know,

00:45:19.700 your wife's sister's husband, brother, all that shit. It's always like there's always a competition.

00:45:26.660 Who's the cutest? Hey, who wants snacks? And everybody. Oh, he's a cute dad. Look at the

00:45:32.640 way. He asked for snacks. I mean, these people are the losers. The fucking losers. This whole

00:45:39.560 podcast is just to be telling people they're losers. But I mean, it is it is annoying. And

00:45:44.440 I don't even think moms really do that. Like, I don't think moms are as competitive as

00:45:52.500 dads. I really don't. You see moms at the park. They let the kids play and then they go

00:45:57.360 talk about how much they hate their husbands. You know, they don't compete necessarily in the

00:46:03.680 same way to be better moms. If anything, they're competing to be worse moms. Right. When moms talk

00:46:08.200 to each other like, oh, I don't even pay attention. I just go have a glass of wine because I'm done

00:46:12.280 with that. I'm just done. That's what my mom used to always say. She'd do something at the

00:46:16.300 end of the night and go, I'm done. That's it. I'm done. I'm done. It's like, OK, we get

00:46:20.320 it. You had such a tough life. You know, I love my mom. But, you know, she was a high school

00:46:23.920 teacher. It's not exactly a fucking, you know, being a rocket scientist or well, I know

00:46:29.800 there's a Palestine joke in there somewhere. But seriously, this is this this parental

00:46:38.020 competition. At the end of the day, it really does come down to genes like my kids.

00:46:44.260 Jeans are better than your kids. Jeans. And it doesn't matter how cutesy pie or how hard

00:46:49.640 you push your kid in the swing. My kid's always going to be better than your kid.

00:46:53.380 Low key because it's my kid. Right. And I'm sure a lot of people feel the same way

00:46:59.660 about their own kids and the way they raise their kids. And.

00:47:04.500 You know. That's just that's just it. People want to compete.

00:47:09.680 Fuck it. I don't want I don't want to compete. My kids better than yours from the

00:47:14.320 jump, even if I don't even push her in the swing and maybe I'll ask you to do it.

00:47:20.040 Hey, you're already over there. You mind pushing my kid? I don't give a fuck. My kid's

00:47:23.220 still going to be better than your kid. That's just that's just a reality.

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00:47:59.240 Toronto news. People keep dying on the 401 from driving the wrong way on the highway.

00:48:05.700 And who are the people doing this? Of course, they are. Wait for it. Drumroll.

00:48:15.780 Indian immigrants. So for some reason, I don't know, is this somebody in the comments? Tell me

00:48:20.960 in India, do they drive on the left side of the road like in England or or I thought they didn't

00:48:28.920 like colonialism. And now they're like, I'm pretending like I'm in Manchester. What the

00:48:35.820 fuck is that? Why are Indians? Driving on the wrong side of the road in Toronto, the only

00:48:42.480 explanation I would accept for why Indians are driving the wrong way on the 401 is they better

00:48:48.800 be on their way to bring me a fucking burrito. That is the only reason I accept them taking the

00:48:55.640 shortcut of going on the wrong side of the highways. You better be on your way to my house

00:48:59.940 with my motherfucking shawarma. Otherwise, you're putting people's lives at risk. But seriously,

00:49:06.980 what do we not educate? Are these people not ESL international students? Do they not understand?

00:49:13.960 I mean, I like the Indians that steal cars better than the Indians who drive on the wrong side of the

00:49:18.480 road, for God's sakes. At least the ones that steal cars know I better stay in my lane because

00:49:22.700 I don't know why somebody don't know. I just took this car from somebody's front parking spot in

00:49:28.120 Brampton. Seriously, enough with the driving on the wrong side of the road and people dying. I do.

00:49:35.560 I did notice, though. And this is bad. This is a bad joke. I'm going to tell this in my standup

00:49:41.220 probably, too. So sorry if it's spoiler alert. But and I don't know. Well, I don't know how to make

00:49:46.360 it funny yet in standup. But because I found out about that first wrong way incident and it killed

00:49:51.400 like a baby and the grandparents and put the and it was very sad. And then I found out they were

00:49:57.880 Indian and I was like a little less sad. Is that fucked up? That is fucked up. I mean, I shouldn't

00:50:04.200 even say that out loud. That is. But I don't even know what I'm just telling the truth that in my

00:50:09.060 and I'm sure Indian people feel the same way or maybe they don't because I do see Indian people

00:50:13.460 like Indian moms like we were at the zoo and I saw an Indian mom looking at my my kid going

00:50:18.880 and I could tell in her head she's going that kid is so much fucking cuter than my little

00:50:23.420 stinky daughter. But.

00:50:28.600 I just I feel like if like in India, if there was a car accident and like, first of all,

00:50:33.500 in India, they don't even give a fuck about car accidents. I've seen tons of videos where

00:50:37.420 people just get hit by a car in India and everybody goes, oh, I guess he's dead. I've got

00:50:41.680 to go back to work. Nobody gives a shit. Right. But then like and if they were white, I think

00:50:47.760 maybe maybe actually in India, if you were white and you got in a car accident, they'd

00:50:51.100 be like, oh, I better help them. Maybe I will get some money from the family.

00:50:54.960 But I don't know. That is some fucked up shit that like whenever there's an accident

00:51:00.380 or a shooting or a thing, we always picture the race that we are like. We picture the incident

00:51:07.080 happening to somebody of our race. And then when we find out it wasn't our race, there's

00:51:10.820 a small part of us that's like, actually, I feel tiniest bit less bad, which is really

00:51:15.980 bad. This is bad. I feel bad.

00:51:21.700 As many of you know, I'm going on tour and I do make a majority of my money from touring

00:51:27.840 and from ticket sales. But we need to diversify. I need to protect myself. And I want to have

00:51:33.860 more disposable income to be able to make better and better sketches and get some more

00:51:40.600 furniture and maybe some background stuff for the podcast and my new place in Austin,

00:51:45.940 Texas, which is also not cheap.

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00:51:54.400 you think. Oh, he's begging for money. This is what people do. This is what comedians do.

00:51:58.240 All the top comedians have massive amounts of money coming in on a monthly basis through

00:52:05.320 Patreon. And I'm going to be there, too. And I want to be ahead of these guys. I want to

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00:52:37.780 on Patreon. You don't even have to join. You don't have to give any money for that. Get

00:52:42.340 a little taste, a little sample like you're at Costco. And, you know, this is a good episode

00:52:48.920 and I'm glad that people are liking the podcast and thank you for sharing it. And, you know,

00:52:54.460 I just want to say before I get out of here that woke isn't working. OK, we've been trying

00:53:03.040 woke and it's not working. The woker everything gets, the worse everything gets. The woker

00:53:10.080 everything gets, the more expensive everything gets. The woker everything gets, the dumber

00:53:15.380 the the university and the high school and the college students get. The woker things

00:53:21.880 get, the worse acting and movies get. The only thing that gets better with woke is comedy

00:53:29.600 because comedians are the very few people who are saying what they believe to be true and

00:53:35.440 what one human being believes to be true as their opinion, as their thought. That is powerful.

00:53:41.500 And much of the woke movement is meant to take that away. You have a thought that you think

00:53:45.620 is powerful. No, no, no, because you'll never have a job again if you say it. You'll never

00:53:49.580 be able to fucking work at, you know, Wells Fargo or whatever Chase Bank or whatever woke

00:53:56.140 company you want to insert. So what I'm saying is that it's all bullshit. Fuck it. Support the

00:54:05.320 people you really like. And the world will get better and funnier. And, you know, I think the

00:54:14.700 world getting better isn't necessarily about we need to accept every single per people who walk

00:54:20.300 around like this. Why can't we just look at them as if they're a normal person when because they're

00:54:26.100 going on? Good night.

Bankas Podcast - May 06, 2024

Not That Many ｜ The Bankas Show - #052

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