Bankas Podcast - November 25, 2025


BANKAS PODCAST #111 | LIVE FROM CALGARY WITH BATMAN AND RIDDLER


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 9 minutes

Words per Minute

131.83911

Word Count

9,188

Sentence Count

1,265

Misogynist Sentences

62

Hate Speech Sentences

90


Summary

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This episode is from our live show in Calgary on Halloween, day before Halloween. We had a great time and it was great to be back in the city with friends and old friends! We talk about Halloween, Halloween costumes, and dinosaurs.

Transcript

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Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 Hey, everybody. Welcome to Bankist Podcast.
00:00:02.800 It's me, Ben Bankist.
00:00:04.120 This week, the podcast is from our live podcast in Calgary on Halloween
00:00:11.840 or day before Halloween.
00:00:14.180 It's hilarious.
00:00:15.360 You're going to love it.
00:00:16.760 Please hit the like button if you're watching this right now.
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00:00:35.380 And please support on Patreon.
00:00:39.500 The first hour of this podcast or hour and 10 minutes is on YouTube for free for you.
00:00:46.740 And the rest of it is on Patreon.
00:00:48.920 There's another 40 minutes.
00:00:50.400 I think the whole thing's about two hours, an hour and 50 minutes.
00:00:55.600 So if you want to watch the full hour and 50 minutes, go to Patreon.
00:01:00.820 Thank you guys and enjoy the show.
00:01:02.980 Welcome to the ceremony.
00:01:15.100 We are going to be sacrificing one of you tonight so we can give the land back to the indigenous as the intended.
00:01:25.760 What's going on, guys?
00:01:26.760 Welcome to my podcast.
00:01:28.360 You guys probably don't even listen to it, but it doesn't matter because you're here now.
00:01:35.200 Get them out of here.
00:01:37.740 But we're going to have a great time tonight.
00:01:39.860 And we're doing something a little different because I'm tired.
00:01:43.720 I do a lot of stand-up and the podcast is actually really fun.
00:01:49.860 So if you don't like it, you know, go fuck yourself.
00:01:54.460 You can go to Gray Eagle and turn off a fucking transgender.
00:01:58.900 I don't know what you guys do on your spare time.
00:02:01.240 You're probably just going to check the score the whole time, but the Jays are probably going to lose anyway.
00:02:05.100 So just forget about it.
00:02:07.680 You know, you're here now with us and it's Halloween and I'm upset because I was in Calgary today trying to get a costume and I went to every costume store, not one fucking Indian headdress.
00:02:22.720 And I asked them all and they were all offended that I asked, but I found, I found redneck cigar and redneck mullet.
00:02:35.720 So I'm going to be launching a lawsuit against Don's costume shop for not having enough racist costumes for Halloween.
00:02:46.460 What are the pawn shops?
00:02:48.180 The pawn shop?
00:02:49.500 They got it all.
00:02:50.260 They got, they got all the native stuff.
00:02:52.100 Oh, they got the real stuff.
00:02:55.580 Wow.
00:02:56.100 Thank you.
00:02:56.680 You want to go there with me tomorrow to the pawn shop?
00:02:59.380 Then shut up.
00:03:00.240 We're not there.
00:03:02.920 But right now I'm going to introduce some of the other guests on the show.
00:03:07.480 And I think you might know this next guest.
00:03:10.160 So I would make a lot of noise right now for the one, the only Batman.
00:03:17.360 You play the Batman music again.
00:03:22.100 Native people are gay.
00:03:31.880 They should all be in Arkham Asylum.
00:03:37.960 You fight a lot of crime.
00:03:40.380 What are the crime statistics with the indigenous?
00:03:42.440 A lot of drinking and driving.
00:03:48.840 Mainly shopping carts and bikes.
00:03:51.920 Driving, shopping carts.
00:03:55.140 Are you Calgary?
00:03:56.600 Like, does Calgary just have a Batman or do you fly in for this?
00:03:59.820 You flew me in for this.
00:04:01.120 Kick's a kick, bro.
00:04:07.560 Um, but one of the craziest things that, uh, we can tell you a little story.
00:04:13.960 You guys want a little bedtime story.
00:04:16.480 It's a great crowd.
00:04:18.160 It's a great Monday crowd.
00:04:19.340 These guys all work.
00:04:20.160 You guys all work like jobs.
00:04:21.940 Yeah, it sucks.
00:04:26.340 So thank you for being, make some noise for yourself.
00:04:28.380 Cause you don't, this is, this is the most exciting thing you're going to do this week.
00:04:31.980 Even though we're, you don't know where you're at.
00:04:34.300 Um, um, but basically what happened is we were going to do the show at, um, Arkham Asylum, or, uh, great, the Gay Eagle Casino.
00:04:49.520 And we got, yeah, they, they shut it down because I made a joke about, uh, you know, how much they, they hate going to school or whatever.
00:04:59.280 And, uh, and apparently you can't make jokes like that on native lands, you know?
00:05:06.740 So there's no free speech on native land, but anyway, what happened was the, the casino shut the show down for one, basically one woman that like wrote an email.
00:05:20.460 I hope she, you know, it was missing or whatever, but I won't be out looking for her.
00:05:29.280 But yeah, she's, she's missing now.
00:05:32.940 But, uh, the Batcave was built on native ground.
00:05:41.200 Fuck.
00:05:42.260 Yeah, it's anyway, I don't know.
00:05:45.340 So I'm kind of getting sidetracked cause I was thinking about dinosaurs for a second.
00:05:49.520 Cause Alberta, I flew to Grand Prairie when we got here and there's the dinosaurs in the airport.
00:05:54.620 And I like that better than like all the indigenous stuff.
00:05:58.360 Cause like the dinosaurs, they were, you know, they were here first.
00:06:02.620 Those are the true owners of the land.
00:06:05.540 By that.
00:06:08.280 The reserve should be called Jurassic Park.
00:06:10.440 Like, I'm just saying that, you know, it's like, yeah, is it the Kree nation or is it the, does it belong to a Triceratops?
00:06:21.160 That's all I'm saying.
00:06:22.420 But anyway, so, uh, you can't make jokes like that at Grey Eagle.
00:06:24.740 But anyway, they, they shut the show down and they tried blackmailing.
00:06:33.260 Oh yeah, I shouldn't say that.
00:06:34.940 No, say it.
00:06:35.940 Did they blackmail?
00:06:37.180 No, they did.
00:06:37.880 But they like called yuck yucks when they found out they were doing the show and they were like, you guys need to cancel the show.
00:06:43.880 And they were like, why?
00:06:45.380 And they're like, because you're going to have a shit ton of protesters and they're going to come to your show.
00:06:51.220 And they actually said something along the lines of, and I'm paraphrasing, that, um, you know, we did this once where we had somebody come and we had to get extra security.
00:07:00.460 We had to get snipers on the roofs.
00:07:02.980 They were like threatening yuck yucks at Elbow River.
00:07:05.720 They, you guys might need snipers for Ben Beggas.
00:07:07.720 This is great.
00:07:09.760 Uh, insanity.
00:07:11.960 And they never came.
00:07:13.740 The protesters never came.
00:07:17.200 And.
00:07:17.460 That was the protesters.
00:07:22.700 Alfred.
00:07:23.820 So I went out of my way to help out the native community and hired my own protesters to come and protest me.
00:07:33.960 Ladies and gentlemen, the Ben Bankist protesters, everybody.
00:07:36.660 Thank you.
00:08:06.640 You got riddler.
00:08:07.860 Whoa.
00:08:09.360 Riddle me this.
00:08:10.880 Who tells racist jokes that is secretly gay?
00:08:14.760 Ben Beggas.
00:08:19.640 Riddler here.
00:08:20.720 Take a, take a microphone.
00:08:21.960 Riddler.
00:08:22.880 They can't hear you.
00:08:24.440 He's Jewish.
00:08:25.100 He's called the Yiddler.
00:08:28.880 The Riddler on the roof.
00:08:33.580 Are these, these are your henchmen?
00:08:36.640 Yes.
00:08:37.360 They were the only people we could find last minute.
00:08:40.960 You should all be putting Arkham's.
00:08:43.180 How do you find people like this?
00:08:45.360 The Arkham's.
00:08:47.600 I thought it was Craigslist.
00:08:49.840 That's the modern day.
00:08:51.560 The Omnialist.
00:08:53.600 But, uh, what do we do now?
00:08:55.820 They, they've infiltrated.
00:08:58.180 The protesters are here.
00:09:00.020 Yeah.
00:09:00.280 I'm here to destroy the show.
00:09:01.740 I'm the villain.
00:09:04.620 He looks so much more Jewish and green.
00:09:10.800 If the question mark is for how many Palestinians they've killed.
00:09:18.180 They're questioning themselves.
00:09:19.560 They don't know the number.
00:09:22.160 Riddler, I will stop you.
00:09:23.320 Uh, I, I heard that the Yiddler knows a few, uh, a few words in the, in the native tongue
00:09:32.460 of the Yids.
00:09:33.660 Of course.
00:09:35.140 Why don't you direct them in, uh, in Hebrew to...
00:09:37.320 I'm Yisro El-Khaib.
00:09:42.180 He's casting spells.
00:09:44.580 He knows magic.
00:09:48.180 No, like, no, give them, like, do one of your little Jew, uh, things where you go,
00:09:52.680 we do one of our controlling the weather dances.
00:09:59.840 Is that what a Hawkeye is?
00:10:02.420 What, is Gray-E belong by Jews?
00:10:04.000 Hawkeye is Haka Nagila.
00:10:10.060 All right, go back over there with the, uh, the opposition.
00:10:13.420 No, you're good.
00:10:14.420 These are beautiful protesters, by the way.
00:10:16.460 They, um...
00:10:20.860 Look at them.
00:10:21.580 What does that say?
00:10:22.680 I'm just here to get laid.
00:10:24.100 We know who really did 9-11.
00:10:25.740 It was Ben Control the Bankers.
00:10:29.340 These were all written by the Yiddler, clearly.
00:10:31.940 Ben Bankers are more like Ben Bank-ass.
00:10:38.820 Olivia Chow is trying her best.
00:10:42.680 Is she?
00:10:44.800 Yeah.
00:10:47.800 Microphone here.
00:10:50.580 Fucking Yidd.
00:10:52.060 He's won.
00:10:52.620 He's really destroyed the show.
00:10:53.880 He's, I've never seen him sweat this once, doing stand-up.
00:10:58.620 This is hilarious.
00:10:59.120 It's very hot under this costume.
00:11:01.140 Is it?
00:11:01.760 Yeah, I'm wearing, like, three layers.
00:11:03.020 What happened today at the costume store?
00:11:04.540 They didn't let me buy any, they were mad that I was asking for racist costumes.
00:11:08.320 Yeah, you walked in, I wanted, you said I wanted to do a racist Native American, Native, uh...
00:11:12.460 Native...
00:11:12.880 I don't know where I am.
00:11:14.440 I'm from America.
00:11:15.060 Yeah, we know.
00:11:17.820 Gotham City.
00:11:19.520 It's an American city.
00:11:23.580 Why is Ari being a freaking handsome, funny...
00:11:27.020 I'm really hot.
00:11:27.900 I hear this costume.
00:11:29.740 Well, take it off.
00:11:30.620 What do you got under there?
00:11:32.440 More of a smart costume.
00:11:34.220 That was made by the fine, is, like, the finest fake silk from some impoverished nation.
00:11:42.680 A bunch of fucking little kids made that.
00:11:45.040 Look at that.
00:11:45.860 Yeah, Gaza.
00:11:48.420 Oh, that's a Gazan fabric.
00:11:51.420 Not really.
00:11:53.340 What kind of fabric is that?
00:11:55.480 Polyester?
00:11:56.060 Can we look?
00:11:56.540 Can we look?
00:11:57.420 Can we see where that's made?
00:12:01.000 You guys want to place bets on this?
00:12:02.860 I don't even think it.
00:12:03.480 There's no fucking...
00:12:04.380 There's nothing in there.
00:12:09.460 Check where?
00:12:11.080 She works retail.
00:12:14.040 Where's...
00:12:14.760 Where is it?
00:12:15.780 Well, no.
00:12:16.660 I was saying in the shirt, but it's one piece.
00:12:19.380 So it's, like, near his butt.
00:12:20.860 I mean, he's...
00:12:21.460 Can you...
00:12:21.960 Can somebody come...
00:12:22.740 Do we have any...
00:12:23.640 Here, this...
00:12:24.740 Oh, wow.
00:12:25.420 We're going to get one of the protesters to help out their boss.
00:12:28.840 And find out...
00:12:30.340 Um...
00:12:31.340 Yeah.
00:12:33.680 I can see.
00:12:34.180 Oh, yeah, there it is.
00:12:35.020 Oh, you...
00:12:36.140 Okay, somebody else get him his glasses.
00:12:37.560 What is this...
00:12:39.660 What does this say?
00:12:42.140 You know what's how to undress the man for sure?
00:12:44.240 Large.
00:12:47.380 Switch.
00:12:49.580 Alright, where is this fucking maid?
00:12:52.120 Better.
00:12:52.620 This is fucking ridiculous.
00:12:54.340 Somebody give me some shots.
00:12:55.620 We need Batman to take a shot.
00:12:57.820 Give us a shot.
00:12:58.780 Alicia, tequila, please.
00:13:00.220 Tequila.
00:13:01.240 I want...
00:13:01.680 I want...
00:13:02.560 Jameson.
00:13:05.000 Yeah, let's do Jameson.
00:13:07.600 What voice was that?
00:13:08.720 Oh, sorry.
00:13:10.400 My mouth...
00:13:10.940 I'm really excited for booze.
00:13:14.460 Okay.
00:13:15.200 Made in China.
00:13:18.040 This is a fucked up podcast.
00:13:21.220 Give us a shit.
00:13:22.840 This is the best podcast on the internet right now.
00:13:26.060 We hired actors.
00:13:28.240 We did.
00:13:29.360 I thought it was...
00:13:30.300 I thought we were going to be at least 15 minutes in before we brought them up, but...
00:13:35.520 These actors actually...
00:13:37.760 They have death threats that we want them to read.
00:13:41.560 Oh, yes.
00:13:43.240 We have some...
00:13:44.280 Some Ben Bankis death threats
00:13:46.400 that were sent to me that we're going to have you guys read to the audience.
00:13:54.140 These were, of course, drunken death threats
00:13:56.000 because they happened after the Gray Eagle thing.
00:13:58.900 There's a lot of spelling errors.
00:14:02.880 Yeah.
00:14:04.820 Oh, shit.
00:14:05.500 All right.
00:14:07.860 Riddler.
00:14:09.880 Control your people.
00:14:11.740 Control the weather.
00:14:13.580 So sweaty.
00:14:14.720 So sweaty.
00:14:16.380 Do the Riddler voice.
00:14:18.160 I'm going to do these...
00:14:19.020 Hey, Batman.
00:14:20.520 That's just what you sound like.
00:14:21.680 It's honestly pretty good.
00:14:27.760 Yeah, read the...
00:14:28.960 Read the death threats.
00:14:31.640 Yeah, well, I just got one question for you.
00:14:36.100 And if you don't answer it,
00:14:38.460 who cares?
00:14:41.140 So everybody wants to know, really,
00:14:43.980 please,
00:14:44.900 go back where you came from.
00:14:46.700 Holy shit.
00:14:49.980 That was a statement.
00:14:51.460 This was legit.
00:14:55.220 What was the question?
00:14:56.340 You wouldn't have an answer for it.
00:14:57.460 That was the final solution.
00:14:58.980 That was the final question.
00:15:02.180 I don't even know.
00:15:02.960 Yeah.
00:15:03.800 Somebody's going to have to look over the web.
00:15:05.160 Like I just read.
00:15:06.040 We gave him a great book.
00:15:08.200 Oh, it's actually...
00:15:09.560 Yeah.
00:15:11.460 Yeah.
00:15:12.460 I did.
00:15:13.040 She has one that she wants to read.
00:15:17.680 Huh?
00:15:20.220 It's a big day for you.
00:15:23.240 First day being paid protest suit.
00:15:25.580 Tomorrow you get to meet George Soros.
00:15:28.200 Well, we call him Harvey Weinstein,
00:15:29.900 but what happens?
00:15:36.640 You got this.
00:15:37.480 Fuck off your racist piece of useless piece of shit.
00:15:47.880 Woo!
00:15:49.760 Do another one.
00:15:50.800 Give me another drink.
00:15:52.960 Oh, yeah.
00:15:53.380 It was just shots.
00:15:54.280 Okay, wait.
00:15:54.700 Let's toast to the next one,
00:15:56.540 and then I'm excited to hear it.
00:15:58.580 All right?
00:16:00.500 Get in there, Yiddler.
00:16:05.120 To Gotham.
00:16:06.160 To Gotham.
00:16:06.740 To Ark.
00:16:14.760 Nice.
00:16:15.340 Perfect.
00:16:15.900 Squatted down.
00:16:18.760 That was perfect.
00:16:20.900 All right, next death threat.
00:16:22.220 Let's hear it.
00:16:25.160 Conrad.
00:16:28.940 How do you know my name?
00:16:30.580 I'm Batman.
00:16:32.420 Fucking alive in the cold.
00:16:33.620 Well, fuck you, you white man.
00:16:39.500 Piece of shit.
00:16:41.960 What about the native?
00:16:43.780 Go fuck yourself.
00:16:44.680 Oh, yeah.
00:16:46.460 You have to do it towards the audience,
00:16:52.080 not actually death threat the guy that hired you.
00:16:54.840 What's a death threat if you can't look at somebody?
00:16:58.040 It's pretty awesome.
00:16:58.840 It's like I made my own haunted house for myself.
00:17:01.560 So what I'm, like, just my person.
00:17:03.840 What are you, what's your biggest fear?
00:17:05.260 It's just this guy being like, you piece of shit.
00:17:09.000 Fucking scary.
00:17:10.320 All right.
00:17:11.420 Your belt broke?
00:17:13.460 Done.
00:17:15.100 We met Don of Don's.
00:17:17.280 Oh, we didn't want to.
00:17:18.140 Yeah, you scared out the camera.
00:17:19.720 Okay, Sarah.
00:17:25.180 Read the next death threat, please.
00:17:27.900 Rachel.
00:17:29.920 Joking about residential schools and shit,
00:17:33.360 you fucking clowns.
00:17:36.600 I don't understand what you say.
00:17:40.920 I like that she took out a little bit of anger on that.
00:17:44.780 Wait, can you say it again towards that woman?
00:17:46.760 I can see.
00:17:49.960 Where is she?
00:17:51.360 Where is she?
00:17:53.280 She's right there.
00:17:53.920 Is she or Jen's seat?
00:17:57.900 Just fire it off.
00:17:59.100 Just rip it.
00:18:00.500 You don't even have to look up.
00:18:01.960 Just read it right from the,
00:18:03.180 right from the fucking screenshot of Facebook.
00:18:07.460 Oh, here you go.
00:18:09.400 I don't know why we play you hand.
00:18:10.800 She.
00:18:15.220 Certain Batman's handwriting.
00:18:17.120 He's.
00:18:19.700 I was angry when I wrote these.
00:18:25.140 All right, let's hear it.
00:18:27.480 Oh, are you.
00:18:29.300 Okay, I see you.
00:18:30.860 Joking about residential schools and shit.
00:18:34.120 You fucking clown.
00:18:36.420 Okay, you got to say it to that.
00:18:40.200 There's another racist lady over there that didn't hear it.
00:18:44.160 We're going to get there.
00:18:45.640 Guys, by the end of this.
00:18:48.380 Hey, you.
00:18:50.120 Joking about residential schools and shit.
00:18:53.700 You fucking clown.
00:18:55.880 Okay, I got residential schools and I got clowns.
00:18:59.460 Yeah, that was the worst.
00:19:00.440 You got it.
00:19:02.280 Fuck yeah.
00:19:04.260 Yeah, these are real fucking protesters.
00:19:07.740 This lady's more of a brain protestant than you.
00:19:12.920 Holy shit.
00:19:13.860 She missed the red to your show last night.
00:19:15.400 I like it.
00:19:18.560 Thank you.
00:19:19.740 Who is that woman?
00:19:22.520 Lady making noise.
00:19:23.860 What's your name?
00:19:27.700 Jessie.
00:19:28.680 Her name is Jessie.
00:19:33.100 Yo, this bitch is really funny.
00:19:36.540 Hi, Jessie.
00:19:37.700 I just can't speak English.
00:19:40.080 Whoa, you're kind of an asshole when you use it, though.
00:19:42.640 So can this girl.
00:19:47.220 She speaks English.
00:19:49.020 And probably another language that if you heard, you were like,
00:19:51.380 Oh, fucking get my fucking kid out of here, honey.
00:19:54.580 This woman's here to steal your job.
00:19:57.600 She already did.
00:20:00.200 What job do you do, lady?
00:20:02.240 Jessie?
00:20:03.240 Robot dogs.
00:20:04.840 She's an engineer.
00:20:05.780 Is that why there's so many plane crashes?
00:20:10.680 Not only can you not fly them, you also can't build them, dumbass.
00:20:15.720 I'm defending the people of Gotham.
00:20:19.440 Oh, that's your burger there, Batman.
00:20:22.560 That's awesome.
00:20:23.480 What'd you say to me, bitch?
00:20:26.260 Don't make me come over there and fuck you up.
00:20:30.440 I'm really in character.
00:20:31.740 I'm fucking Batman.
00:20:34.380 Should it go for you later?
00:20:35.780 I can't go for you later.
00:20:38.800 I'm going to call the police on you for disturbing every white person's good time.
00:20:45.280 All these white people are better than you.
00:20:47.060 They're polite.
00:20:51.280 Yeah.
00:20:52.900 Yeah.
00:20:54.020 Fuck that way, lady.
00:20:56.820 I like her anger, though.
00:20:58.900 But she just doesn't...
00:20:59.820 I still don't believe she's an engineer,
00:21:01.960 but that is a fun thing to lie about, saying.
00:21:04.080 That's like when people...
00:21:07.040 Remember during the pandemic, when, like, people would argue on Facebook?
00:21:09.680 They're like, I am a nurse.
00:21:10.760 They weren't, but they would just say it.
00:21:12.720 Just to be like...
00:21:13.840 She works at Cal Tire.
00:21:18.000 I'm an engineer.
00:21:18.900 I work the reception at Cal Tire.
00:21:20.380 I hate this bitch.
00:21:25.860 She's fine.
00:21:26.720 She's gonna...
00:21:27.180 No, she's fine.
00:21:28.440 She's racist, but...
00:21:31.780 Do they tell people, like...
00:21:36.980 Like...
00:21:37.700 You're from another country?
00:21:39.580 Yeah.
00:21:40.400 What is it?
00:21:41.740 Is it Metropolis where Superman's from?
00:21:43.640 Uh, I am from Philippines.
00:21:46.240 Philippines?
00:21:47.820 Fuck yeah.
00:21:50.120 Thanks so much for the Philippines.
00:21:51.920 Thank you so much.
00:21:53.840 Thank you.
00:21:54.680 That'll be one of the best...
00:21:55.780 That's one of the best spots to get...
00:21:58.960 New ones from.
00:22:00.280 Like, new...
00:22:01.340 New citizens of Canada.
00:22:03.700 Our country.
00:22:05.320 I like it, Phil.
00:22:06.380 You know...
00:22:07.640 I'd say Filipinos high up there on...
00:22:10.180 On who we gotta have here.
00:22:11.940 You know?
00:22:12.240 Low, down at the bottom is...
00:22:15.720 The natives, but...
00:22:17.680 Just joking.
00:22:18.600 I fucking like native people.
00:22:19.700 Are there native people here?
00:22:20.540 This guy's native.
00:22:21.940 Are you indigenous?
00:22:23.900 Actually, I am.
00:22:25.280 He's just trying to get a Nazi roll.
00:22:28.140 This guy's like,
00:22:28.960 This is my fucking ticket tonight.
00:22:30.980 We might have just ruined your career tonight, brother.
00:22:34.720 I...
00:22:35.360 No, good luck on that one.
00:22:37.120 No, no.
00:22:37.680 We...
00:22:38.040 Honestly, we'll just...
00:22:39.200 We'll get a clip of you calling me racist
00:22:40.780 and, like, storming off.
00:22:42.060 And then you send that to CBC,
00:22:43.700 you'll get some raws.
00:22:44.820 Oh, you're up to die.
00:22:46.660 Silence.
00:22:48.060 All right.
00:22:49.700 From the top.
00:22:51.480 I don't know if that was the one.
00:22:54.260 But, uh...
00:22:55.080 All right.
00:22:55.440 Continue with the death threats.
00:22:57.680 I'm gonna take another shot.
00:22:59.220 Feeling great.
00:23:01.280 This is the most relaxing show I've done.
00:23:03.380 Wow.
00:23:04.700 Hope you guys enjoy.
00:23:06.060 Maybe you're not, but...
00:23:07.280 Fuck you.
00:23:08.700 It's pretty chill.
00:23:12.660 Sarah, do you mind reading another death threat, please?
00:23:16.120 Disgusting price of shit.
00:23:20.340 That was actually how it was spelled.
00:23:21.860 For the record, it was spelled price of shit.
00:23:24.920 It was.
00:23:25.960 Bosco is getting high.
00:23:27.620 Oh, my God.
00:23:28.240 Yeah.
00:23:28.560 The person who wrote it,
00:23:29.540 they dropped out of residential school.
00:23:33.560 You don't get dropped out, you know I.
00:23:36.040 You don't get dropped out.
00:23:37.040 Are you one of the teachers?
00:23:42.880 Fucker.
00:23:43.940 Goes with the days.
00:23:44.700 Yeah, well, I'll...
00:23:46.300 Charlie, Kirk, your ass.
00:23:49.100 Aha.
00:23:50.480 Things are better.
00:23:52.680 Aha.
00:23:54.400 Love my kids, though.
00:23:57.700 You have to understand,
00:23:58.900 these are literally the messages
00:24:00.000 this guy's been getting sent.
00:24:02.120 That's a...
00:24:02.560 Yeah, that was a real message.
00:24:04.480 Somebody I did say, yeah.
00:24:06.480 They said they would Kirk me.
00:24:08.920 But he was indigenous, so...
00:24:10.840 I figure that he's not going to go
00:24:12.920 off the res to do that.
00:24:15.120 He could fashion a sniper
00:24:16.080 out of all of that blue.
00:24:21.120 Dude, that's fucking terrifying.
00:24:24.320 Riddler.
00:24:27.600 You're always worried
00:24:28.600 about me getting assassinated.
00:24:31.000 That's true.
00:24:32.460 I'm trying to get life insurance,
00:24:33.600 but I'm so fat that it's
00:24:34.800 just a nightmare.
00:24:38.800 They don't even know about
00:24:39.720 the assassination messages.
00:24:41.220 They're just like, dude,
00:24:41.900 you're about to have a heart attack
00:24:43.080 in a second.
00:24:44.520 Fuck the assassination.
00:24:47.100 God damn it.
00:24:49.240 Just starting to fucking sprout.
00:24:51.060 I'm fucking coming after me.
00:24:53.060 It is...
00:24:53.420 No, I did the best possible
00:24:55.100 scandal,
00:24:57.760 because no Americans know
00:24:59.360 what residential school...
00:25:00.920 Like, all the Americans are like,
00:25:01.920 what's going on?
00:25:02.940 Why are they...
00:25:03.380 What's the joke?
00:25:04.000 I don't get it.
00:25:04.660 Residential school,
00:25:05.500 what's it?
00:25:05.780 They went to school.
00:25:07.000 American education is very behind.
00:25:09.720 Yeah, but they also
00:25:10.440 just don't care.
00:25:11.440 But I think that the American
00:25:12.800 indigenous are, like,
00:25:15.180 rich or something.
00:25:17.700 No?
00:25:18.220 And the Canadian ones, too?
00:25:20.020 Ari, you are American.
00:25:21.220 Can you answer?
00:25:22.100 Do you get a check every month?
00:25:25.160 Yeah, I do.
00:25:27.620 When I work.
00:25:29.220 Only if you work?
00:25:30.560 Give me the mic.
00:25:32.360 Yeah, only when I work.
00:25:34.880 Wait, but you don't get a check
00:25:36.060 for, like, an indigenous check.
00:25:38.140 No.
00:25:38.980 No.
00:25:40.160 I wish I did.
00:25:41.060 Could you be getting that?
00:25:42.420 I could, actually.
00:25:43.600 You just didn't do the paperwork.
00:25:45.460 Just don't want to.
00:25:46.740 You don't want to?
00:25:47.740 Nope.
00:25:48.360 You don't want the extra money?
00:25:49.780 Nope.
00:25:51.780 I like this.
00:25:53.840 See that?
00:25:54.840 That's what we like.
00:25:56.040 Don't you dare take what we give you.
00:25:58.240 Get to work.
00:25:59.180 Put your name on a list
00:26:00.040 to be on a Bedvancas.
00:26:01.840 Our kid.
00:26:02.460 Put your name on a Facebook group.
00:26:07.160 No, I agree with that.
00:26:08.460 I mean, I don't.
00:26:09.320 What do you think,
00:26:10.520 as someone from the Philippines,
00:26:13.640 about giving the indigenous
00:26:15.580 $23 billion in the last five years?
00:26:19.680 Oh, I think they deserve it.
00:26:22.940 They are resident here,
00:26:25.780 and they live here first.
00:26:29.340 Fuck.
00:26:29.740 You can't.
00:26:30.460 When she says it like that,
00:26:31.420 you always want to cry.
00:26:35.560 I would like how these people
00:26:36.800 were sold on that.
00:26:39.860 Yeah.
00:26:40.720 I don't know.
00:26:42.400 The way I see it
00:26:44.400 is that they were here first,
00:26:46.200 but they didn't know
00:26:46.700 what the fuck they were doing.
00:26:50.660 You know,
00:26:51.280 anybody can be here.
00:26:52.820 That's like, you know,
00:26:53.940 McDonald's.
00:26:56.680 McDonald's.
00:26:57.140 There was other burger place.
00:26:58.160 Somebody meant to be,
00:26:59.520 yeah, but nobody did McDonald's.
00:27:00.160 McDonald's.
00:27:01.100 They were here,
00:27:01.740 but they didn't do Canada.
00:27:04.380 Right?
00:27:04.940 They didn't have the Calgary flames.
00:27:07.140 They had.
00:27:08.700 They just had actual flames.
00:27:12.440 Smoke signals.
00:27:13.940 That type of bullshit.
00:27:15.040 It is fucked up, though.
00:27:17.800 Like, it's fucked up
00:27:18.620 that I think like that,
00:27:19.600 but like, I'm, you know,
00:27:21.100 I'm white.
00:27:21.880 I've been trained.
00:27:22.460 I've been brought up
00:27:23.060 to think that I'm
00:27:23.860 better.
00:27:27.600 And it's been working.
00:27:30.460 You know what I mean?
00:27:31.100 Like, you're sorry.
00:27:33.840 Like, what?
00:27:34.360 I hate that bullshit
00:27:35.480 where it's like,
00:27:35.920 don't think you're better
00:27:36.640 than other people
00:27:37.300 because that's like,
00:27:38.120 where's that going to get?
00:27:40.060 That's facts.
00:27:41.180 You got to think
00:27:41.760 you're a little better.
00:27:42.300 Just like,
00:27:42.760 that was why it was so funny
00:27:43.780 how you talked to that woman
00:27:44.940 because you're like,
00:27:45.440 I'm better than that woman.
00:27:48.080 It was just the attitude.
00:27:49.520 It didn't even,
00:27:49.860 you know what I mean?
00:27:50.500 Like, that's,
00:27:51.380 that's what this country
00:27:53.340 was built on.
00:27:54.360 Putting people in their place,
00:27:55.880 stepping above.
00:27:57.820 I'm top fucker.
00:27:58.740 I don't,
00:27:59.080 I don't know.
00:27:59.620 That's actually,
00:28:00.320 but it was.
00:28:02.120 What do you think?
00:28:03.240 What do you think?
00:28:03.840 Should we just,
00:28:04.520 should everybody leave Canada?
00:28:06.340 Should we all leave
00:28:07.220 and give it back?
00:28:07.800 I think you have to
00:28:08.940 negotiate it
00:28:10.520 and be united.
00:28:13.140 She's,
00:28:13.700 she's good.
00:28:14.740 I want to vote for her
00:28:15.980 for prime minister.
00:28:18.180 She's going to end up
00:28:19.100 being like more rich
00:28:20.060 than us.
00:28:21.060 This is going to be like
00:28:21.780 the worst thing
00:28:22.680 in her portfolio.
00:28:24.600 Her IMDB is like,
00:28:26.200 I was in a Batman movie.
00:28:30.000 Go about Gilbert.
00:28:31.860 I was going to fart there with you.
00:28:35.260 What did she say?
00:28:37.400 Wait, what?
00:28:38.060 I know it was killer,
00:28:40.280 but you said something good,
00:28:41.520 but I stepped on your punchline.
00:28:42.740 Partner of Batman.
00:28:45.780 Robin.
00:28:46.980 This is my new Robin.
00:28:48.580 The woman I forgot.
00:28:50.760 Who is it?
00:28:51.460 A cat woman?
00:28:53.540 Yeah.
00:28:56.000 Feel that.
00:28:56.880 I feel that.
00:28:58.180 Can I get another,
00:28:59.020 um,
00:29:00.000 one of these?
00:29:01.100 Oh,
00:29:01.340 so I forgot to do this.
00:29:03.580 I got to do this.
00:29:04.900 All right.
00:29:05.240 We have some more special guests.
00:29:07.120 Yeah.
00:29:07.760 This is,
00:29:08.500 uh,
00:29:09.340 okay.
00:29:10.540 Guys,
00:29:11.800 listen,
00:29:12.740 we're going to do something fun right now.
00:29:15.220 And that is the,
00:29:16.400 the Uber Eats people
00:29:17.500 are going to
00:29:19.200 the arriving show.
00:29:21.960 And they're going to come up here
00:29:23.240 and we're going to talk to them
00:29:24.260 and you're going to,
00:29:25.300 I mean,
00:29:25.700 you're now part of the podcast.
00:29:28.240 Thank you.
00:29:28.880 Take a seat if you would like.
00:29:31.840 White guy,
00:29:32.540 you got to leave.
00:29:33.860 You've been replaced.
00:29:35.080 No,
00:29:35.240 he's indigenous.
00:29:37.160 Stay here.
00:29:38.000 You've been replaced twice.
00:29:39.900 Replaced by whites
00:29:40.740 and then replaced by a Filipino lady.
00:29:43.560 If I got a massage from you,
00:29:44.960 I'd be upset.
00:29:46.720 No,
00:29:46.980 you don't actually have to leave.
00:29:48.320 No,
00:29:48.560 you don't have to leave,
00:29:49.300 but please just,
00:29:50.040 uh,
00:29:51.140 wow.
00:29:53.140 I think these two have sex or something.
00:29:55.700 I think this old white guy
00:29:57.180 fucks the shit out of this chick.
00:30:01.360 Somebody was,
00:30:02.160 somebody had spoken the whole show
00:30:03.840 and was like,
00:30:04.280 yo,
00:30:04.820 let's go.
00:30:06.720 This guy definitely has a weird feiny cock.
00:30:10.380 Definitely looks weird as shit.
00:30:13.720 We don't even know who this guy is.
00:30:16.180 Who are you?
00:30:17.900 He's actually just trying to get pussy.
00:30:21.640 Would you do a lot of these kind of things?
00:30:25.700 Have you ever been on Joe Rogan?
00:30:28.400 This is like that.
00:30:29.540 No,
00:30:29.780 I hadn't.
00:30:31.660 Stealing magic.
00:30:32.220 Actually,
00:30:32.600 yeah,
00:30:32.840 I do quite a few.
00:30:36.000 You do,
00:30:36.620 you have quite a few,
00:30:37.660 what?
00:30:38.140 Veins on your dick?
00:30:40.920 Is that what you've been?
00:30:42.860 Stand up,
00:30:43.580 like you insult people,
00:30:44.680 like you.
00:30:45.640 You just stand up.
00:30:46.560 Wait,
00:30:48.960 are you,
00:30:49.880 is that one of,
00:30:50.460 did you memorize the,
00:30:51.520 the death threats?
00:30:53.640 Was that the death rate?
00:30:55.460 Um,
00:30:56.960 okay.
00:30:57.960 We're good to go.
00:30:58.980 We're locked it.
00:31:00.840 Is it to Elville River?
00:31:02.520 Yeah.
00:31:03.080 Okay,
00:31:03.380 good.
00:31:04.080 Did I want you to get it to the Airbnb?
00:31:08.940 Shit.
00:31:10.680 Just go get it.
00:31:12.100 Oh shit,
00:31:12.760 no,
00:31:12.900 I did do it to the Airbnb.
00:31:15.320 Edit address.
00:31:19.180 Ari,
00:31:19.720 why don't you do something?
00:31:21.080 You're a professional comedian.
00:31:22.660 As of last week.
00:31:27.600 Clint,
00:31:28.000 do you want to come on this stage?
00:31:29.120 I feel like you're blocking.
00:31:30.040 Well,
00:31:30.200 wait,
00:31:31.200 hell yeah.
00:31:32.120 Guys,
00:31:32.580 I hope you know,
00:31:33.240 Clint just worked like a full day
00:31:35.040 being a carpenter
00:31:36.480 and he made him do this.
00:31:37.620 Just imagine this guy
00:31:39.680 hammering in nails
00:31:40.800 for eight hammers.
00:31:42.560 I was doing this.
00:31:45.580 What's the address here?
00:31:46.900 What's the actual address?
00:31:48.060 Like,
00:31:48.260 I don't know.
00:31:49.840 Who knows the address?
00:31:54.140 It's Elville River Casino,
00:31:55.500 no?
00:31:58.600 The,
00:31:59.040 the,
00:31:59.320 the problem with that
00:32:00.320 is it's already been ordered.
00:32:02.600 So now you gotta,
00:32:03.600 you gotta,
00:32:04.540 you gotta really enter it.
00:32:06.360 Fuck.
00:32:06.760 Somebody look at it.
00:32:09.500 You look it up with it.
00:32:10.340 You don't have a phone on you,
00:32:11.300 dude.
00:32:12.040 I did this on half.
00:32:13.080 Look at you.
00:32:13.600 That's something.
00:32:14.800 218,
00:32:15.480 18th Avenue.
00:32:16.360 Here we go.
00:32:17.180 Thanks for your help for seeing.
00:32:19.220 What is it?
00:32:19.980 Why is everything so fucking confusing
00:32:21.660 in Canada?
00:32:22.580 218,
00:32:23.000 18th.
00:32:26.580 It's the only confusing in word.
00:32:30.460 Am I retarded?
00:32:31.500 Maybe.
00:32:31.960 Are you one of the protesters?
00:32:34.840 I mean,
00:32:35.440 smart enough
00:32:37.060 that I got you guys
00:32:37.780 to trick you
00:32:38.440 into coming to this.
00:32:41.860 No refunds.
00:32:45.440 This guy's Jewish.
00:32:46.360 He has your money.
00:32:47.800 Yeah.
00:32:50.180 Yeah.
00:32:51.680 Meet at,
00:32:53.280 where do you guys,
00:32:54.120 where do you guys typically
00:32:54.820 meet your Ubers?
00:32:56.420 Lobby?
00:32:59.400 At door.
00:33:00.060 I do.
00:33:01.980 Come
00:33:02.440 upstairs
00:33:04.840 to Yuck Yucks.
00:33:09.360 Awesome.
00:33:12.800 Batman,
00:33:13.360 tell them about
00:33:13.900 what happened to your parents
00:33:14.760 at Grey Eagle Casino.
00:33:16.020 My parents were murdered
00:33:17.520 at Grey Eagle Casino.
00:33:20.740 They were hit over the head
00:33:22.040 with a bottle of whiskey.
00:33:23.140 Is it crazy
00:33:28.660 to add instructions
00:33:29.640 going,
00:33:30.240 come upstairs
00:33:30.760 to Yuck Yucks
00:33:31.300 and come to the stage?
00:33:33.860 That's fine,
00:33:34.520 right?
00:33:35.520 Tell them we'll give them
00:33:36.220 a million dollars.
00:33:38.500 And a blowjob.
00:33:40.480 Blowjob.
00:33:42.560 That's too far
00:33:43.540 for the store.
00:33:45.340 Oh my God,
00:33:46.320 what the fuck is...
00:33:47.140 Dude.
00:33:50.300 Usually we had,
00:33:51.020 last time we had
00:33:51.680 a fucking genius do this.
00:33:55.380 This time we're fucked.
00:33:56.480 We just ordered.
00:33:57.580 Is this food
00:33:58.200 going to the Airbnb?
00:34:01.240 Somebody go to my Airbnb.
00:34:03.840 Regular.
00:34:06.080 Regular.
00:34:07.480 You gotta go get the food, bro.
00:34:13.540 Edit.
00:34:14.460 Change.
00:34:15.200 Okay, here.
00:34:16.040 You're gonna figure this out.
00:34:17.000 Well, I entertain the people.
00:34:19.500 Because you weren't able
00:34:20.680 to do it.
00:34:21.500 Can we get a...
00:34:23.240 Can I get three more
00:34:24.960 White Claws?
00:34:26.420 Yeah!
00:34:27.420 Can we get like
00:34:28.120 five White Claws
00:34:28.940 to the stage?
00:34:31.020 And who's not
00:34:32.120 having a good time?
00:34:33.840 You?
00:34:34.400 Who?
00:34:34.700 Which lady?
00:34:36.840 Turtleneck.
00:34:37.200 Turtleneck lady?
00:34:38.120 Get her a...
00:34:38.840 What are you drinking?
00:34:40.300 Three White Claws.
00:34:41.700 You want...
00:34:42.200 No, you get one,
00:34:43.120 you fucking cocksuck.
00:34:43.920 I think she's on
00:34:44.540 a glass of water.
00:34:45.380 That's how you know
00:34:45.860 her boyfriend's poor.
00:34:47.000 He was like,
00:34:49.260 Oh, get three for me!
00:34:51.960 Ruth.
00:34:53.740 All right,
00:34:54.220 get them three
00:34:54.760 White Claws on me.
00:34:59.220 I'm a man of the people.
00:35:00.460 I'm trying something new.
00:35:01.420 You guys aren't very
00:35:02.040 supportive of it.
00:35:03.760 Oh, you guys are great.
00:35:04.820 You're on the left.
00:35:07.160 He's just sitting...
00:35:07.760 That guy...
00:35:08.180 Look at that...
00:35:08.680 Look at how tightly
00:35:09.420 that one guy's arms are crossed.
00:35:10.860 He's like...
00:35:11.860 It's because the Riddler's here
00:35:14.980 he's scared.
00:35:16.420 Are you going to be
00:35:17.060 stomach pain?
00:35:20.960 Fuck yeah.
00:35:24.180 This is Ben's new opener.
00:35:27.040 Oh, it's kind of...
00:35:28.260 It's kind of better
00:35:28.840 than you...
00:35:29.280 It's a little bit.
00:35:29.960 Somehow.
00:35:31.280 I've been carrying this.
00:35:33.380 I've been carrying this
00:35:34.520 fucking show.
00:35:39.080 Yeah.
00:35:39.800 Yeah, this is...
00:35:40.540 No, this is the best thing
00:35:41.340 I've ever thought.
00:35:42.560 They're not having fun,
00:35:43.580 but when people watch this,
00:35:45.060 they're like,
00:35:45.340 this is...
00:35:46.180 I believe.
00:35:46.780 Make some noise
00:35:47.420 for the waitstaff.
00:35:48.320 Keep drinking
00:35:51.660 because there's nothing...
00:35:53.740 Once you get hammered,
00:35:56.100 this will be pretty jokes.
00:36:05.120 He's still figuring out
00:36:06.180 how to change the address.
00:36:07.300 Look at that.
00:36:08.520 Real Miss.
00:36:10.420 How do I order...
00:36:11.180 From the river to the sea,
00:36:13.280 Eagle River will be free
00:36:14.700 or whatever the fuck.
00:36:17.040 Bald Eagle bullshit
00:36:18.100 casino has been taken over
00:36:19.360 by Palestinians.
00:36:21.460 I have to block them an arc.
00:36:25.920 I actually...
00:36:27.320 I just got a job
00:36:28.300 working for ICE.
00:36:32.520 Commissioner Gordon
00:36:33.300 has me rounding up Mexicans.
00:36:36.460 They shine a symbol
00:36:37.400 of a taco
00:36:37.960 and I know when to strike.
00:36:42.020 Where do you take them?
00:36:43.780 I take them to Canada.
00:36:45.940 I drop them off here.
00:36:48.040 No, those are Filipinos.
00:36:52.880 It's okay.
00:36:53.560 You can laugh
00:36:54.060 in this country
00:36:54.660 at that
00:36:55.080 for a couple more years
00:36:57.340 before they make it a legal.
00:36:59.420 Before I'm forced
00:37:00.160 to put Ben Bank
00:37:00.880 kiss in Arkham
00:37:01.420 for jokes.
00:37:03.140 What the fuck?
00:37:05.120 Do you think
00:37:05.560 people are too mean online
00:37:07.760 we should curb
00:37:08.500 the freedom
00:37:09.540 of the internet?
00:37:10.780 Yeah.
00:37:11.780 You do?
00:37:13.720 You think that?
00:37:15.000 Yeah, so.
00:37:16.560 Some of them.
00:37:18.300 I...
00:37:18.740 And what do you think
00:37:20.540 would be like too much?
00:37:21.840 Like,
00:37:22.100 some of the things
00:37:22.920 that were written to me?
00:37:24.000 I did.
00:37:26.440 She's like,
00:37:27.100 no, those are fine.
00:37:28.180 This librarian up front
00:37:29.460 looks horrified.
00:37:31.160 Those are in retaliation
00:37:32.780 for
00:37:33.260 me being racist.
00:37:38.640 Allegedly.
00:37:39.520 Allegedly.
00:37:41.140 Alleged.
00:37:43.000 They're good bits.
00:37:44.120 They're good.
00:37:44.520 They were good bits.
00:37:45.500 You know?
00:37:46.360 Have you ever seen
00:37:47.100 my stand-up?
00:37:56.020 I've made fun
00:37:56.740 of Chinese people a lot.
00:37:59.320 Yeah.
00:37:59.840 But not Filipinos.
00:38:00.800 I've spared them.
00:38:01.680 Oh, thank you so much.
00:38:02.600 But...
00:38:03.000 Only the Chinese.
00:38:05.200 Does it feel like
00:38:05.740 tonight?
00:38:05.940 Yeah, they are so mean.
00:38:07.580 There's so many of them.
00:38:09.120 Yeah.
00:38:09.580 And they're mean?
00:38:10.480 Yeah.
00:38:10.840 And also,
00:38:11.620 they're baking
00:38:12.060 our lands
00:38:12.980 and sis.
00:38:14.780 Wow.
00:38:16.000 They're taking
00:38:16.760 your land?
00:38:17.920 And sis.
00:38:18.960 And your what?
00:38:20.120 Sea?
00:38:20.660 You see?
00:38:21.180 I've been sea.
00:38:22.000 Oh, shit.
00:38:22.800 Taking our
00:38:23.500 Palau.
00:38:24.100 Crazy how he only
00:38:25.000 took the native land
00:38:25.940 over the sea.
00:38:26.860 What part of Vancouver
00:38:27.860 is that?
00:38:28.560 I've never seen
00:38:29.260 one native
00:38:29.800 fucking fish
00:38:30.720 once.
00:38:32.700 I've seen them.
00:38:34.800 Oh, yeah.
00:38:36.980 The Micmac
00:38:37.520 Paddywhack
00:38:38.100 or whatever it was.
00:38:40.040 What is that?
00:38:40.820 Is that a new
00:38:41.240 Bamboubio?
00:38:42.540 Oh, the Micmac.
00:38:43.600 They're like
00:38:43.980 the fucking
00:38:44.940 the indigenous
00:38:47.820 eastern Canadian
00:38:49.260 indigenous.
00:38:49.860 Is that like the
00:38:50.380 truckers,
00:38:50.800 but they fight
00:38:51.240 for nothing?
00:38:52.440 They fish for
00:38:53.260 lobster and they go
00:38:54.120 Micmac,
00:38:54.620 Paddywhack,
00:38:55.080 it was all
00:38:55.400 the ball.
00:38:56.520 It's their
00:38:56.900 whole thing.
00:38:57.880 They got a whole
00:38:58.600 thing.
00:38:58.900 They got a whole
00:38:59.280 culture that we
00:39:00.680 got rid of
00:39:01.180 for good reason.
00:39:02.000 See, there's the
00:39:04.740 joke.
00:39:06.380 But good reason.
00:39:07.660 See, that's a
00:39:08.760 horrible thing to
00:39:09.340 say.
00:39:09.680 We got rid of
00:39:10.280 them for good
00:39:10.740 reason.
00:39:11.700 But that makes
00:39:12.480 me laugh.
00:39:14.660 See, she laughed.
00:39:16.680 It's just comedy.
00:39:17.860 People are like,
00:39:18.440 it's right wing,
00:39:19.120 right wing.
00:39:19.380 I don't want
00:39:19.820 fucking, you know,
00:39:20.640 like if I had to
00:39:22.020 deport you, if I
00:39:22.720 worked for ICE and
00:39:23.380 I had to deport
00:39:23.920 you, I would feel
00:39:24.660 bad doing it.
00:39:25.320 I'd still do it.
00:39:27.300 But I would, I
00:39:28.260 would remember
00:39:28.940 your voice.
00:39:29.640 I'd be fucking
00:39:30.300 have nightmares.
00:39:31.060 Don't the feet
00:39:31.740 don't do this.
00:39:34.500 Fucking.
00:39:34.940 I'd fucking have
00:39:38.220 nightmares to
00:39:39.020 PTSD.
00:39:40.300 I'd have to do
00:39:40.720 mushrooms every
00:39:41.260 day.
00:39:41.960 I can't see you
00:39:42.700 at night.
00:39:45.500 You come, you'll
00:39:46.320 cover me at night?
00:39:48.700 Thank you.
00:39:49.820 Thank you.
00:39:51.520 She got a couple
00:39:52.320 more years still
00:39:52.940 in the seniors
00:39:53.500 home, but once I
00:39:55.180 am, you can.
00:39:57.480 My mom, my mom
00:39:58.720 was in a seniors
00:39:59.980 home with a lot of
00:40:00.660 really nice Filipino
00:40:01.440 people that took
00:40:02.300 care of her.
00:40:03.160 Did you know his
00:40:03.880 mom?
00:40:04.940 What's your
00:40:05.740 mom's name?
00:40:07.540 Her name was
00:40:08.060 Debra.
00:40:08.780 Debra.
00:40:09.500 Yeah, she was
00:40:10.200 cool.
00:40:11.240 They abused her a
00:40:12.000 little bit, but
00:40:12.540 the Filipinos are
00:40:14.660 really good at
00:40:15.160 abusing because
00:40:15.880 they're so like
00:40:16.620 you're good at
00:40:17.000 being innocent
00:40:17.480 after.
00:40:20.540 She's like,
00:40:21.180 what?
00:40:21.680 What the fuck?
00:40:22.820 I don't know.
00:40:24.800 The, uh, the
00:40:25.600 you ever been to
00:40:26.620 a seniors home?
00:40:28.120 I haven't been
00:40:29.000 there.
00:40:30.840 All right.
00:40:31.300 Well, if the
00:40:32.780 acting thing doesn't
00:40:33.560 work out, yeah,
00:40:34.940 it's a lot of
00:40:35.840 jobs there.
00:40:40.120 For people like
00:40:41.000 you, you know,
00:40:41.580 the Filipinos,
00:40:43.880 they're good at
00:40:46.140 it.
00:40:46.920 All right.
00:40:47.380 Whatever.
00:40:47.960 Riddler.
00:40:49.620 Why are you
00:40:50.360 saying acting is
00:40:51.480 not an actual
00:40:52.320 job?
00:40:53.460 Bro, you're doing
00:40:54.040 this right now.
00:40:54.820 What do you mean?
00:40:59.200 He's, yo, he was
00:41:00.600 like, yo, that's
00:41:01.260 good.
00:41:02.920 You see his
00:41:03.600 baby like, what?
00:41:05.420 Yeah, no, it is a
00:41:06.380 good job.
00:41:07.020 It is.
00:41:07.400 I like that you're
00:41:08.320 doing this.
00:41:08.740 I'm happy you're
00:41:09.240 here.
00:41:10.600 I'm sure you're
00:41:11.500 happy that I'm
00:41:12.140 here.
00:41:12.560 Yeah.
00:41:13.200 I'm happy you wore
00:41:13.820 your best prom
00:41:14.920 shirt.
00:41:15.940 Look at that red
00:41:16.740 shirt.
00:41:17.380 You're dressed like
00:41:17.960 shitty David
00:41:18.600 Azelhoff.
00:41:19.840 Thank you.
00:41:21.720 Maybe that's the
00:41:22.480 part I'm going for
00:41:23.260 next month.
00:41:23.960 I'm not sure.
00:41:24.320 It's not Baywatch,
00:41:25.240 it's Gaywatch.
00:41:26.680 Gaywatch.
00:41:28.420 Are you coming to
00:41:29.640 the premiere on
00:41:31.320 that one?
00:41:32.260 For Gaywatch?
00:41:33.160 Yeah.
00:41:34.220 Yeah.
00:41:34.780 I wish I was
00:41:35.260 gay.
00:41:36.540 I wish I was
00:41:38.320 gay.
00:41:38.520 I'm probably a
00:41:40.160 little gay.
00:41:40.660 Is your date
00:41:41.080 going to be
00:41:41.460 Batman?
00:41:42.620 Is what?
00:41:43.380 Your date
00:41:43.820 going to be
00:41:44.220 Batman?
00:41:45.040 Yeah.
00:41:45.640 What's wrong
00:41:46.100 with that,
00:41:46.460 bro?
00:41:48.180 I know.
00:41:48.800 Who's going to
00:41:49.220 be wearing the
00:41:49.760 cape then?
00:41:51.120 It's going to be
00:41:51.500 wrapped around my
00:41:52.120 head while he
00:41:52.600 fucks my ass.
00:41:54.120 Exactly.
00:41:55.660 He's going to
00:41:56.180 make it into a
00:41:56.760 hijab and fuck
00:41:57.500 me.
00:41:59.220 He's going to
00:41:59.620 say, take this,
00:42:00.180 you Palestinian.
00:42:01.440 Riddler's going to
00:42:01.960 be dancing at
00:42:02.680 home.
00:42:03.800 The Riddler is
00:42:04.700 going to be
00:42:05.080 watching, bro.
00:42:07.020 He's going to
00:42:07.280 be jerking off.
00:42:08.220 He's going to
00:42:08.420 be peeing off like
00:42:09.160 riddling me this.
00:42:09.820 When can I
00:42:10.220 come?
00:42:14.000 I'm going to
00:42:14.400 be fighting in
00:42:14.900 the ass.
00:42:15.180 I'm like,
00:42:15.420 Alfred!
00:42:17.160 Poor Ari's
00:42:18.000 brain just
00:42:18.620 doesn't
00:42:19.000 function.
00:42:20.600 I mean,
00:42:21.220 Riddler.
00:42:22.300 Riddler!
00:42:23.420 I figured
00:42:23.840 the food is
00:42:24.460 on the
00:42:24.760 web.
00:42:24.900 Oh, you
00:42:25.100 figured it
00:42:25.480 out?
00:42:25.700 You
00:42:25.800 switched it?
00:42:26.380 Oh, make
00:42:26.700 some noise
00:42:27.140 for our
00:42:27.540 make some
00:42:28.060 noise for
00:42:28.380 the
00:42:28.500 Hitler.
00:42:28.700 I might move
00:42:33.640 to Calgary just
00:42:34.320 to force you
00:42:34.840 people to
00:42:35.220 fucking buy
00:42:36.220 tickets to the
00:42:36.780 shit like every
00:42:37.440 week or
00:42:37.820 something.
00:42:39.080 It would be
00:42:39.660 really, this is a
00:42:40.680 funny.
00:42:40.980 Actually, this is a
00:42:42.080 very funny prank on
00:42:43.080 your Vance.
00:42:43.580 They thought
00:42:45.540 they were
00:42:45.760 getting a show.
00:42:46.920 Somebody messaged
00:42:47.680 me today, they
00:42:48.240 go, are you
00:42:48.960 doing, are you
00:42:49.760 going to do some
00:42:50.340 of your act?
00:42:50.920 I'm like, don't
00:42:52.040 come.
00:42:52.580 Listen, I got a
00:42:53.300 guy in a Batman
00:42:54.040 costume.
00:42:56.960 It's fun to be
00:42:57.720 creative sometimes,
00:42:58.660 you know?
00:42:59.620 You gotta think
00:43:00.800 outside the box.
00:43:02.420 This was literally
00:43:03.040 minutes of planning.
00:43:05.300 It was mostly
00:43:06.160 Ari.
00:43:06.900 I kind of gave
00:43:07.720 Ari the reins here
00:43:08.780 and that's
00:43:10.020 where he took
00:43:10.420 us.
00:43:12.680 These were the
00:43:13.300 only people that
00:43:13.960 responded to the
00:43:14.760 Facebook ad.
00:43:16.200 Yeah.
00:43:16.460 This guy was
00:43:16.940 messaging like,
00:43:18.140 this guy was
00:43:18.800 messaging like,
00:43:20.460 actor studios
00:43:21.360 and shit.
00:43:22.380 Yeah, I got a
00:43:23.180 response from an
00:43:23.800 actor studio.
00:43:24.600 They were like,
00:43:24.960 we do not do
00:43:25.960 casting.
00:43:26.980 Thank you very
00:43:27.440 much.
00:43:27.700 Have a good
00:43:28.040 day.
00:43:29.460 Furious.
00:43:30.120 Ari is Jewish.
00:43:30.860 He was trying
00:43:31.280 to Weinstein.
00:43:34.420 He got really
00:43:35.260 excited.
00:43:35.920 Yeah, he
00:43:36.300 went, I got
00:43:37.160 nervous.
00:43:37.300 He saw your
00:43:37.940 picture and he
00:43:38.580 goes, I don't
00:43:39.140 know if she's
00:43:39.800 underrated.
00:43:42.720 Then I was
00:43:43.460 like, yeah, ask
00:43:44.120 her.
00:43:45.060 And then she
00:43:45.880 wasn't.
00:43:46.360 Well, hopefully.
00:43:47.080 Can we see an
00:43:47.520 ID?
00:43:48.600 Yeah, I
00:43:49.120 showed him.
00:43:50.860 You already
00:43:51.760 took her ID,
00:43:52.800 you sick
00:43:53.300 butt.
00:43:53.580 I had to.
00:43:55.300 What do you
00:43:55.700 mean you had
00:43:56.300 to?
00:43:57.440 I'm the
00:43:57.800 Riddler.
00:43:58.320 I had to.
00:43:59.140 The Riddler.
00:43:59.800 I have sex
00:44:00.180 with kids.
00:44:03.200 Riddle me
00:44:03.600 this and
00:44:04.500 diddle me
00:44:05.100 that.
00:44:08.580 You guys
00:44:09.400 are not
00:44:09.660 appreciating
00:44:10.360 this.
00:44:10.960 Suck on your
00:44:11.460 dick like a
00:44:12.000 wiffle ball.
00:44:13.460 His dick
00:44:13.920 looks like a
00:44:14.380 question mark.
00:44:16.300 Fuck dick.
00:44:19.180 That's when I
00:44:19.840 kind of
00:44:20.380 test your
00:44:21.260 noise.
00:44:23.920 That was
00:44:24.420 a fucking
00:44:25.100 yeah.
00:44:25.680 This girl's
00:44:26.140 going to be
00:44:26.520 the next.
00:44:27.060 She's going to be
00:44:27.460 a star.
00:44:28.640 What are you
00:44:28.840 going to be the
00:44:29.240 next?
00:44:29.420 Joe Coy?
00:44:30.040 Is this
00:44:34.080 Ali Wong
00:44:34.660 point too?
00:44:37.380 He's a
00:44:37.680 complice.
00:44:39.800 Fuck.
00:44:40.480 We'll cut
00:44:40.780 that part
00:44:41.200 up.
00:44:43.580 Probably
00:44:44.100 yes.
00:44:45.580 Alfred
00:44:45.920 cut that
00:44:46.440 part.
00:44:47.100 Alfred.
00:44:48.200 Alfred.
00:44:49.620 Shit.
00:44:50.980 Cuff
00:44:51.200 fire isn't
00:44:51.500 fucking
00:44:51.760 food.
00:44:56.540 See like
00:44:57.200 when this
00:44:57.580 it's funny
00:44:58.060 because like
00:44:58.420 a one guy
00:44:59.040 I'll just
00:44:59.320 be like
00:44:59.620 he'll start
00:45:00.080 crying laughing
00:45:00.760 I'm like
00:45:01.080 I know
00:45:01.440 this I
00:45:01.820 know this
00:45:02.160 we're on
00:45:02.500 a good
00:45:02.700 path.
00:45:03.120 This is
00:45:03.380 the right
00:45:03.700 path.
00:45:04.040 You don't
00:45:04.240 understand.
00:45:04.900 Everyone
00:45:05.120 didn't get
00:45:05.660 Joe Rogan
00:45:06.120 when it
00:45:06.420 started.
00:45:08.060 This is
00:45:08.580 the next
00:45:08.940 big thing.
00:45:11.980 Torturing.
00:45:13.700 Migrants.
00:45:15.780 What's
00:45:16.020 who's
00:45:16.260 that?
00:45:16.600 Oh what
00:45:17.340 is the
00:45:17.660 Uber
00:45:17.900 driver?
00:45:18.280 Oh he
00:45:18.520 has
00:45:18.680 multiple
00:45:19.120 you have
00:45:19.660 multiple
00:45:19.980 orders.
00:45:22.420 We're
00:45:22.800 putting this
00:45:23.220 guy to
00:45:23.520 work.
00:45:24.820 Okay wait
00:45:25.440 is one of
00:45:25.820 them a
00:45:26.020 woman?
00:45:27.360 No.
00:45:28.460 Joshua.
00:45:28.860 Joshua.
00:45:30.700 Oh he's
00:45:31.220 indigenous.
00:45:32.360 Perfect.
00:45:33.480 We got a
00:45:34.300 real protester.
00:45:36.840 Finally one
00:45:37.680 protester now
00:45:38.540 and this is
00:45:39.300 where they
00:45:39.620 are.
00:45:40.320 The other
00:45:40.980 one's still
00:45:41.420 going to the
00:45:41.900 Airbnb.
00:45:44.040 Who's he?
00:45:45.200 Send him a
00:45:45.680 message.
00:45:46.120 Come to
00:45:46.600 Yuck Yucks
00:45:47.060 I got 150
00:45:47.940 bucks for you.
00:45:49.020 Isn't
00:45:49.320 Dakibo?
00:45:50.700 I thought his
00:45:51.240 name was the
00:45:51.740 license plate.
00:45:52.340 it's just
00:45:54.860 D-E-K-B-O
00:45:56.300 I mean come
00:45:56.900 on guys.
00:45:58.440 Wake up a
00:45:59.280 little bit.
00:45:59.740 That's
00:45:59.980 funny.
00:46:01.900 Holy.
00:46:03.380 Is it
00:46:03.660 because I'm
00:46:04.200 fucking
00:46:04.600 Batman?
00:46:05.920 No it's
00:46:06.640 because they
00:46:06.980 are the
00:46:07.260 Calgary.
00:46:08.280 They're
00:46:08.400 whole odds.
00:46:09.840 No you
00:46:10.200 guys can
00:46:10.520 leave at
00:46:10.920 any time.
00:46:11.620 Not
00:46:12.060 Calgary
00:46:12.520 though.
00:46:12.820 You're
00:46:12.940 stuck here.
00:46:14.320 Forever.
00:46:16.080 You're being
00:46:16.800 replaced by
00:46:17.540 Sarah.
00:46:17.840 She's
00:46:19.620 got a
00:46:19.860 better
00:46:20.020 sense
00:46:20.300 of
00:46:20.420 humor.
00:46:24.020 What are
00:46:26.700 you
00:46:26.800 messaging?
00:46:27.300 The
00:46:27.440 Kibo.
00:46:29.620 Hey can
00:46:30.080 you come
00:46:30.380 to
00:46:30.520 Yuck
00:46:30.740 Yucks
00:46:31.000 Calgary
00:46:31.480 instead?
00:46:32.100 150
00:46:32.500 tip for
00:46:33.360 you.
00:46:34.680 It
00:46:35.180 sounds
00:46:35.440 like
00:46:35.620 we're
00:46:35.760 going
00:46:35.860 to
00:46:35.920 have
00:46:36.140 sex
00:46:36.440 with
00:46:36.680 him.
00:46:39.260 $100
00:46:39.820 tip
00:46:40.480 bro.
00:46:41.340 Come
00:46:41.720 to a
00:46:42.040 completely
00:46:42.460 different
00:46:42.940 size.
00:46:47.840 when he
00:46:50.460 gets
00:46:50.700 here I'm
00:46:50.980 going to
00:46:51.180 beat
00:46:51.380 him
00:46:51.520 up.
00:46:53.500 I'm
00:46:53.940 fucking
00:46:54.220 Batman.
00:46:59.180 I
00:46:59.620 spent
00:46:59.960 $500
00:47:00.580 on an
00:47:01.320 ad for
00:47:01.720 this.
00:47:03.020 From
00:47:03.460 this show.
00:47:04.340 All the
00:47:04.620 other shows
00:47:05.040 sold out
00:47:05.480 but I was
00:47:05.740 like you
00:47:05.980 know what
00:47:06.320 500 bucks
00:47:07.540 US and
00:47:08.460 there's only
00:47:09.920 one comment
00:47:10.600 on the
00:47:11.080 ad.
00:47:12.260 It's
00:47:12.500 from
00:47:12.660 like
00:47:13.120 somebody
00:47:13.380 clearly
00:47:13.760 saying is
00:47:15.640 this where
00:47:15.960 I'm
00:47:16.060 supposed
00:47:16.340 to
00:47:16.580 go.
00:47:17.840 Is
00:47:21.060 this the
00:47:21.380 out
00:47:21.620 right?
00:47:23.000 No it
00:47:23.440 was from
00:47:24.060 an Uber
00:47:24.400 driver being
00:47:24.900 like Calgary
00:47:26.280 likes to
00:47:26.880 laugh at
00:47:27.280 hardworking
00:47:27.880 people.
00:47:30.060 You're
00:47:30.540 goddamn
00:47:30.800 right they
00:47:31.300 do.
00:47:34.360 This
00:47:34.560 isn't
00:47:36.680 the show
00:47:37.000 you guys
00:47:37.440 need.
00:47:38.740 It's
00:47:38.920 the one
00:47:39.200 you deserve.
00:47:42.820 Who
00:47:43.300 else is
00:47:43.620 having a
00:47:43.900 good time?
00:47:44.540 It's a
00:47:44.740 quote from
00:47:45.120 the
00:47:45.240 Dark
00:47:45.460 Nate.
00:47:47.040 It's a
00:47:47.640 quote from
00:47:47.980 the
00:47:48.140 Dark
00:47:48.360 Night.
00:47:49.380 You
00:47:49.480 guys
00:47:49.680 need
00:47:49.860 to
00:47:50.080 have
00:47:50.200 watched
00:47:50.500 six
00:47:50.880 hours
00:47:51.140 of
00:47:51.340 Batman
00:47:51.620 shit
00:47:51.960 to
00:47:52.120 get
00:47:52.300 this.
00:47:56.200 When
00:47:56.480 is
00:47:56.600 something
00:47:56.780 really
00:47:57.060 flying?
00:48:00.320 So
00:48:00.720 when
00:48:02.100 Gray
00:48:02.460 Eagle
00:48:02.860 called
00:48:04.720 Yuck
00:48:05.020 Yucks
00:48:05.280 and told
00:48:05.680 them
00:48:05.820 not to
00:48:07.280 do
00:48:07.420 the
00:48:07.620 show
00:48:07.900 and
00:48:08.780 they
00:48:08.940 said
00:48:09.120 they
00:48:09.240 were
00:48:09.340 protesters
00:48:09.840 were
00:48:10.100 going
00:48:10.220 to
00:48:10.320 show
00:48:10.560 up.
00:48:12.800 Yuck
00:48:13.220 Yucks
00:48:13.420 just
00:48:13.640 called
00:48:13.860 the
00:48:14.000 cops
00:48:14.280 on
00:48:14.460 Gray
00:48:14.640 Eagle.
00:48:14.860 They
00:48:17.100 called
00:48:17.340 Bad
00:48:17.600 Mean.
00:48:19.400 But
00:48:19.560 they
00:48:19.720 can't
00:48:19.940 go
00:48:20.080 there,
00:48:20.340 right?
00:48:20.560 They
00:48:20.640 had to
00:48:20.920 send
00:48:21.080 the
00:48:21.400 native
00:48:21.660 cops.
00:48:22.220 So
00:48:22.240 they
00:48:22.400 were
00:48:23.360 also
00:48:23.640 drunk.
00:48:27.200 What's
00:48:27.700 the
00:48:28.920 native
00:48:29.280 cops?
00:48:36.020 We
00:48:36.460 just
00:48:36.640 said
00:48:36.820 that
00:48:36.960 is
00:48:37.140 stalled
00:48:37.360 for
00:48:37.520 them.
00:48:40.320 Are
00:48:40.760 you
00:48:40.900 dead?
00:48:41.200 See,
00:48:42.120 she can
00:48:42.420 laugh
00:48:42.740 and
00:48:43.020 not
00:48:43.220 feel
00:48:43.400 guilty
00:48:43.720 because
00:48:43.960 she
00:48:44.120 thinks
00:48:44.380 they
00:48:44.520 deserve
00:48:44.820 the
00:48:44.980 money.
00:48:49.840 She's
00:48:50.220 about
00:48:50.400 to
00:48:50.560 lie
00:48:50.780 and
00:48:50.940 say
00:48:51.060 she's
00:48:51.300 native
00:48:51.520 for
00:48:51.740 that
00:48:51.900 money.
00:48:54.660 Did
00:48:55.400 you see
00:48:55.620 that
00:48:55.780 Indian
00:48:56.040 guy
00:48:56.260 did
00:48:56.460 that?
00:48:59.460 Would
00:48:59.820 you do
00:49:00.120 that?
00:49:00.420 Would
00:49:00.540 you lie
00:49:00.960 and say
00:49:01.380 you're
00:49:01.560 indigenous
00:49:01.900 to get
00:49:02.320 a
00:49:02.440 check?
00:49:03.440 Why
00:49:04.080 not?
00:49:06.020 You
00:49:06.360 have to
00:49:06.600 understand
00:49:07.020 this is
00:49:07.420 what I
00:49:07.700 mean.
00:49:08.620 Filipinos,
00:49:09.180 they look
00:49:09.480 innocent,
00:49:09.960 but
00:49:10.040 they're
00:49:10.220 fucking
00:49:10.500 they're
00:49:11.100 figuring
00:49:11.360 out
00:49:11.600 they
00:49:11.780 know
00:49:12.160 a
00:49:12.320 way
00:49:12.620 to
00:49:13.820 leech.
00:49:14.300 What?
00:49:15.200 I'm
00:49:15.500 just
00:49:15.660 kidding.
00:49:20.620 They're
00:49:21.060 leeching
00:49:21.380 off the
00:49:21.720 system
00:49:22.020 somehow.
00:49:22.600 We
00:49:22.680 don't
00:49:22.820 know
00:49:22.940 how
00:49:23.100 they're
00:49:23.300 doing
00:49:23.500 it.
00:49:23.780 They
00:49:23.940 got
00:49:25.300 their
00:49:25.480 ways.
00:49:27.740 Goddamn
00:49:28.220 rule.
00:49:31.000 No,
00:49:31.540 I'm
00:49:31.600 joking.
00:49:32.560 This
00:49:32.760 is a
00:49:33.020 comedy
00:49:33.260 podcast,
00:49:33.800 guys.
00:49:34.040 Relax.
00:49:35.380 Yeah.
00:49:36.300 I'm
00:49:36.420 fucking
00:49:36.940 dressed up
00:49:37.440 like
00:49:37.660 that.
00:49:41.440 She
00:49:41.620 got a
00:49:41.840 pitcher
00:49:42.080 though.
00:49:42.520 Shit.
00:49:45.940 Let's
00:49:46.060 get
00:49:46.180 fucking
00:49:46.540 churning.
00:49:47.240 Is that
00:49:47.420 pitcher
00:49:47.840 or her?
00:49:48.600 Do you
00:49:48.860 drink,
00:49:49.520 right?
00:49:49.760 You're
00:49:49.900 native.
00:49:52.140 Yeah,
00:49:52.480 I do.
00:49:53.060 Get this
00:49:53.900 guy a
00:49:54.240 pitcher
00:49:54.440 of beer.
00:49:54.880 We
00:49:54.960 want
00:49:55.100 to
00:49:55.180 see
00:49:55.300 him
00:49:55.420 chugging.
00:49:56.420 Oh,
00:49:56.840 shit.
00:50:01.320 Those
00:50:01.680 chants
00:50:02.060 are
00:50:02.240 fucking
00:50:02.500 crazy.
00:50:05.260 Would
00:50:05.600 you be
00:50:05.840 are you
00:50:06.340 willing
00:50:06.540 to do
00:50:06.820 that?
00:50:08.760 I'll
00:50:09.160 drink it,
00:50:09.600 but I
00:50:09.820 don't
00:50:09.940 know if
00:50:10.220 I can
00:50:10.460 drink
00:50:10.700 a whole
00:50:10.980 thing
00:50:11.140 in one
00:50:11.460 shot.
00:50:12.580 Yeah,
00:50:12.860 yeah,
00:50:13.240 you can
00:50:14.160 do it.
00:50:16.800 Ladies and
00:50:17.400 gentlemen,
00:50:17.840 make some
00:50:18.140 monster
00:50:18.380 Rob
00:50:18.720 Schneider.
00:50:25.800 Oh,
00:50:26.460 God.
00:50:27.900 Uh,
00:50:28.560 Yiddler,
00:50:30.040 update on
00:50:30.600 the Uber.
00:50:31.360 I like
00:50:31.640 that you're
00:50:31.860 the same
00:50:32.140 color as
00:50:32.520 the app.
00:50:32.860 the
00:50:35.460 question is
00:50:35.980 when
00:50:36.180 race is
00:50:36.580 bringing
00:50:36.860 the
00:50:37.060 food?
00:50:39.680 Well,
00:50:40.120 the
00:50:40.260 Kibo is
00:50:40.880 supposed to
00:50:41.240 arrive at
00:50:41.680 816 at
00:50:42.880 the Airbnb.
00:50:45.060 We'll
00:50:45.160 see if he
00:50:45.680 Oh,
00:50:45.980 Joshua has
00:50:46.660 your order
00:50:47.220 arrives
00:50:48.020 812.
00:50:49.940 It's in
00:50:50.420 six minutes.
00:50:52.340 Shit,
00:50:52.900 I might be
00:50:53.320 having a
00:50:53.600 cash.
00:50:55.140 Who's
00:50:55.360 got the
00:50:55.600 thank you,
00:50:56.240 Sarah,
00:50:56.500 you do
00:50:56.700 not have
00:50:56.980 to do
00:50:57.220 that.
00:50:57.500 We'll
00:50:57.580 have to
00:50:57.820 do it
00:50:58.060 through
00:50:58.200 the app.
00:50:58.820 You
00:50:58.920 see,
00:50:59.120 they're
00:50:59.200 natural
00:50:59.540 helpers.
00:51:02.080 Also,
00:51:02.520 your
00:51:02.680 phone's
00:51:02.960 at
00:51:03.040 1%.
00:51:04.720 Scott!
00:51:10.960 Alfred!
00:51:12.960 Alfred,
00:51:13.560 bring us
00:51:13.860 a charger!
00:51:14.840 Scott,
00:51:15.320 can we
00:51:15.580 bring us
00:51:16.940 a $100
00:51:17.300 bill?
00:51:18.680 Scott,
00:51:19.100 can you
00:51:19.280 give this
00:51:19.620 guy money
00:51:20.060 out of
00:51:20.320 your pocket?
00:51:23.360 Oh,
00:51:23.660 hell yeah.
00:51:24.460 All right.
00:51:26.420 So,
00:51:26.860 do we
00:51:27.780 want him
00:51:28.060 to chug
00:51:28.360 the entire
00:51:28.820 thing?
00:51:29.180 Yes!
00:51:29.340 Read two
00:51:33.620 more
00:51:33.860 death threats
00:51:34.400 and then
00:51:34.760 wait,
00:51:35.740 no,
00:51:36.080 he has
00:51:36.300 to trick
00:51:36.680 it and
00:51:36.940 then see
00:51:37.260 if we
00:51:37.500 can still
00:51:37.880 read.
00:51:38.140 Thank you
00:51:38.460 so much.
00:51:39.060 Thank you.
00:51:39.640 Thank you.
00:51:40.200 Thank you.
00:51:40.780 Make some
00:51:41.100 noise for
00:51:41.440 Scott.
00:51:43.460 You're the
00:51:44.040 best!
00:51:45.120 You don't
00:51:45.480 know
00:51:45.620 Scott,
00:51:46.480 you don't
00:51:46.800 support Calgary
00:51:47.540 Yuck Yucks,
00:51:48.080 you don't
00:51:48.300 know what
00:51:48.520 that's going to
00:51:48.920 do.
00:51:49.220 Scott is
00:51:49.780 unironically
00:51:50.420 the man.
00:51:51.060 He is
00:51:51.380 the man.
00:51:52.420 He's the
00:51:52.780 man.
00:51:54.140 So
00:51:54.560 Riddler,
00:51:58.040 can you
00:51:58.300 set it
00:51:58.600 up for
00:51:58.880 him
00:51:59.000 there?
00:52:00.100 Work his
00:52:00.660 mouth.
00:52:02.340 Yeah.
00:52:02.920 Oh,
00:52:03.540 yeah.
00:52:04.180 Yeah.
00:52:05.280 Batman's
00:52:05.760 getting
00:52:05.960 pricked
00:52:06.320 off.
00:52:08.680 You
00:52:09.120 guys might
00:52:09.480 see this
00:52:09.820 costume get
00:52:10.340 a little
00:52:10.580 tight.
00:52:13.300 Fucking
00:52:13.780 hard.
00:52:15.700 I might
00:52:16.300 be Batman,
00:52:16.940 but sometimes
00:52:17.400 I'm gay,
00:52:17.940 man.
00:52:19.780 Fuck.
00:52:20.260 Guys,
00:52:24.720 stop saying
00:52:25.260 that we
00:52:26.940 have to
00:52:27.160 monetize
00:52:27.660 this on
00:52:28.020 YouTube.
00:52:29.620 Because we
00:52:30.180 have to
00:52:30.500 post this.
00:52:34.060 This is
00:52:34.640 what Scott
00:52:35.060 does to
00:52:35.500 forget his
00:52:35.960 kids.
00:52:37.840 Oh,
00:52:38.320 sorry,
00:52:38.560 his name's
00:52:38.900 Conrad,
00:52:39.360 my bad
00:52:39.680 brother.
00:52:40.280 Oh,
00:52:40.600 shit,
00:52:40.880 that's my
00:52:41.320 kid's
00:52:41.700 name.
00:52:43.400 I do
00:52:44.060 have to
00:52:44.500 fight.
00:52:45.220 Holy shit,
00:52:46.340 this is my
00:52:48.580 son,
00:52:49.000 done.
00:52:50.260 Oh,
00:52:50.740 my God.
00:52:53.260 I'm
00:52:53.620 going to
00:52:53.820 try.
00:52:56.800 It's
00:52:57.240 funny.
00:52:59.380 Not
00:52:59.620 a trick.
00:53:01.000 All right,
00:53:01.240 if you can't
00:53:01.720 do it,
00:53:02.440 Riddler's
00:53:02.840 going to
00:53:03.040 do it.
00:53:05.920 Riddler.
00:53:07.320 Oh,
00:53:07.760 shit,
00:53:08.180 riddle me
00:53:08.520 this.
00:53:09.000 Are you
00:53:09.260 over 18
00:53:09.860 or not?
00:53:16.980 This is a
00:53:17.800 native peace
00:53:18.440 ceremony.
00:53:20.260 sipping
00:53:21.100 from
00:53:21.400 drinking
00:53:22.420 that
00:53:22.740 shit.
00:53:26.000 On the
00:53:26.520 end,
00:53:27.340 the protest
00:53:28.260 is like,
00:53:28.700 there's no way
00:53:29.180 I've
00:53:29.280 drink.
00:53:30.000 Clitor's been
00:53:30.580 holding this
00:53:31.100 sign this
00:53:31.580 whole time.
00:53:33.300 Oh,
00:53:33.900 shit.
00:53:34.760 one
00:53:36.740 hand.
00:53:39.760 Oh,
00:53:40.080 yeah.
00:53:45.240 That was
00:53:47.500 pretty good.
00:53:48.600 Did you hear
00:53:49.080 that?
00:53:49.320 There's a guy
00:53:49.720 that wants to
00:53:50.260 suck your
00:53:50.600 cock.
00:53:55.940 You want to
00:53:56.620 fuck him at the
00:53:57.140 same time as
00:53:57.720 me?
00:53:58.000 fuck,
00:54:01.420 that was
00:54:01.760 just the
00:54:02.480 prayer.
00:54:02.900 That was
00:54:03.500 fucking
00:54:03.760 hard,
00:54:04.260 bro.
00:54:05.580 Yeah,
00:54:05.740 look at
00:54:06.000 she's
00:54:06.340 ready.
00:54:06.700 She's
00:54:06.900 holding the
00:54:07.220 mic down
00:54:07.640 for her.
00:54:08.160 Oh,
00:54:08.600 she wants
00:54:08.980 to hold
00:54:09.260 something
00:54:09.560 else.
00:54:12.120 Yeah,
00:54:12.520 look,
00:54:12.940 she's
00:54:13.180 a,
00:54:13.540 this
00:54:13.760 guy's,
00:54:14.140 this
00:54:16.000 guy's
00:54:16.300 got
00:54:16.560 right next
00:54:17.140 to her
00:54:17.400 face.
00:54:19.340 Jesus,
00:54:20.060 got a
00:54:20.420 fucking
00:54:20.760 no,
00:54:21.320 no
00:54:21.620 underwear
00:54:22.000 and swap
00:54:22.480 pants
00:54:22.780 right next
00:54:23.280 to her
00:54:23.540 face.
00:54:24.560 This
00:54:24.660 guy's
00:54:24.900 got no
00:54:25.260 underwear,
00:54:25.760 but he's
00:54:26.000 wearing
00:54:26.200 steel
00:54:26.540 toes.
00:54:26.940 what
00:54:29.340 the
00:54:29.560 fuck?
00:54:31.460 Shit,
00:54:32.040 are you
00:54:32.500 a
00:54:32.620 construction
00:54:32.980 guy?
00:54:33.360 Oh,
00:54:33.500 yeah.
00:54:33.960 Yeah?
00:54:35.560 So,
00:54:36.100 you're
00:54:36.300 used to
00:54:36.660 holding
00:54:36.900 this
00:54:37.080 sign
00:54:37.360 and
00:54:37.560 standing
00:54:37.840 here,
00:54:38.220 sorry.
00:54:39.140 Let's
00:54:39.360 interview,
00:54:39.940 guys,
00:54:40.320 make some
00:54:40.620 noise for
00:54:41.000 Clint.
00:54:42.440 This
00:54:42.680 guy's
00:54:46.340 been
00:54:46.460 fucking
00:54:46.700 holding
00:54:47.080 it
00:54:47.240 down,
00:54:47.660 bro.
00:54:50.180 He
00:54:50.460 holds
00:54:50.700 stop
00:54:51.000 signs
00:54:51.320 by
00:54:51.540 Dave,
00:54:52.200 and
00:54:52.500 protest
00:54:53.140 signs
00:54:53.540 by
00:54:53.760 Nice.
00:54:54.140 so
00:54:56.840 good.
00:54:57.440 Do you
00:54:58.260 ever hold
00:54:59.060 the
00:54:59.180 sign?
00:55:00.300 Never.
00:55:00.920 Like,
00:55:01.280 with my
00:55:01.560 construction
00:55:01.880 site?
00:55:02.600 I hold
00:55:02.920 a
00:55:03.040 hammer.
00:55:04.100 Oh,
00:55:04.340 shit.
00:55:07.000 This
00:55:07.240 guy's
00:55:07.500 staging
00:55:08.000 me in
00:55:08.340 the
00:55:08.480 sexiness
00:55:08.920 factor.
00:55:10.320 Every
00:55:10.560 chick
00:55:10.820 has been
00:55:11.100 wet
00:55:11.340 because of
00:55:11.760 me so
00:55:12.040 far.
00:55:12.340 I
00:55:12.360 don't
00:55:12.480 like
00:55:12.700 Clint.
00:55:15.180 I
00:55:15.660 like
00:55:15.920 Clint.
00:55:16.740 The
00:55:16.960 way
00:55:17.180 the
00:55:17.820 light
00:55:18.200 literally
00:55:18.740 just
00:55:19.000 shines
00:55:19.300 right
00:55:19.560 in his
00:55:19.860 dick.
00:55:20.240 he
00:55:20.780 holds
00:55:22.160 the
00:55:22.360 sign
00:55:22.660 and
00:55:22.840 he's
00:55:23.940 been
00:55:24.080 lifting
00:55:24.380 it
00:55:24.560 above
00:55:24.780 his
00:55:24.980 cock
00:55:25.260 for
00:55:25.460 a
00:55:25.620 reason.
00:55:27.220 He's
00:55:27.660 showing
00:55:27.880 the
00:55:28.100 librarian.
00:55:31.780 I
00:55:32.220 don't
00:55:32.340 know if
00:55:32.580 he
00:55:32.660 could
00:55:32.780 read
00:55:32.960 a
00:55:33.080 book.
00:55:33.340 Maybe
00:55:33.440 I'll
00:55:33.580 think
00:55:33.720 about
00:55:33.920 it.
00:55:34.660 She
00:55:35.100 said
00:55:35.400 if
00:55:35.580 he
00:55:36.040 could
00:55:36.220 read
00:55:36.460 a
00:55:36.600 book
00:55:36.880 she
00:55:37.240 would
00:55:37.400 think
00:55:37.620 about
00:55:37.920 he
00:55:38.320 could
00:55:38.480 definitely
00:55:38.780 lead
00:55:39.060 Clifford.
00:55:40.820 Clifford
00:55:41.260 the
00:55:41.420 big
00:55:41.660 red
00:55:41.940 hammer.
00:55:44.220 He's
00:55:44.680 gonna
00:55:44.840 hammer
00:55:45.240 for
00:55:45.560 you.
00:55:45.940 All
00:55:45.980 right,
00:55:46.260 buddy.
00:55:48.640 Fucking
00:55:49.080 Red
00:55:49.340 deer
00:55:49.520 Batman.
00:55:50.240 Oh,
00:55:52.020 yeah,
00:55:52.360 I'm
00:55:52.480 Red
00:55:52.760 Deer.
00:55:53.160 Fucking
00:55:53.520 Red
00:55:53.800 Deer
00:55:53.980 Batman.
00:55:54.640 Fuck
00:55:54.820 your
00:55:55.020 fucking
00:55:56.800 native
00:55:57.160 drinking
00:55:57.560 a
00:55:57.740 giant
00:55:58.460 tiger.
00:55:59.400 I
00:55:59.440 gotta
00:55:59.600 clean
00:56:00.000 that
00:56:00.240 up.
00:56:00.580 I
00:56:00.620 don't
00:56:00.760 know.
00:56:02.200 Fuck
00:56:02.600 buddy.
00:56:02.980 I
00:56:03.040 don't
00:56:03.120 know.
00:56:03.460 Clint
00:56:03.700 been
00:56:03.860 driving
00:56:04.560 drunk.
00:56:05.120 Take
00:56:05.840 care
00:56:06.100 of
00:56:06.220 that.
00:56:07.500 I
00:56:07.900 don't
00:56:07.980 know.
00:56:08.140 Ben
00:56:08.300 Banky's
00:56:08.740 posted
00:56:09.060 some
00:56:09.300 things.
00:56:09.660 I
00:56:09.680 got
00:56:09.900 tickets
00:56:12.080 to
00:56:12.220 the
00:56:12.340 show.
00:56:12.600 Fucking
00:56:13.000 it's
00:56:16.200 beautiful.
00:56:17.000 Yeah,
00:56:17.220 it's
00:56:17.380 fucking
00:56:17.600 good
00:56:17.760 impression,
00:56:18.260 man.
00:56:18.400 Fuck
00:56:18.780 a
00:56:21.300 fucking
00:56:21.520 Batman.
00:56:24.860 Where's
00:56:25.300 the people
00:56:25.640 that we
00:56:25.900 gave three
00:56:26.320 drinks to?
00:56:28.880 Are you
00:56:29.860 having a
00:56:30.260 better
00:56:30.400 time?
00:56:30.760 you guys
00:56:33.700 are
00:56:33.840 leaving?
00:56:34.920 You
00:56:35.320 stuck.
00:56:36.780 Okay.
00:56:37.620 Wait,
00:56:38.020 you're
00:56:38.180 leaving and
00:56:38.840 they didn't
00:56:39.220 bring them
00:56:39.580 to you?
00:56:43.600 You
00:56:43.960 thought it
00:56:44.280 was going
00:56:44.400 to be
00:56:44.520 my
00:56:44.700 act.
00:56:45.780 To be
00:56:46.320 fair,
00:56:46.560 we
00:56:46.660 announced
00:56:46.980 that it
00:56:47.200 was a
00:56:47.460 life
00:56:47.680 card.
00:56:48.280 Yeah,
00:56:48.460 we only
00:56:48.760 spent
00:56:49.060 like a
00:56:49.360 month
00:56:49.540 explaining
00:56:49.980 it to
00:56:50.300 everybody.
00:56:51.720 Make
00:56:52.120 some
00:56:52.300 noise if
00:56:52.640 you knew
00:56:53.120 what the
00:56:53.480 fuck
00:56:53.680 this
00:56:53.920 kind
00:56:54.240 of
00:56:54.320 was
00:56:54.460 going
00:56:54.600 to
00:56:54.660 be.
00:56:55.380 fuck
00:56:57.680 yeah,
00:56:58.040 all right,
00:56:58.540 six people.
00:56:59.260 Listen,
00:56:59.640 we just
00:56:59.960 added a
00:57:00.400 late show
00:57:00.860 on Wednesday,
00:57:01.600 so it'll
00:57:02.340 be a
00:57:02.620 funny
00:57:02.820 complaint
00:57:03.320 email
00:57:03.880 from you
00:57:04.320 because
00:57:04.520 you'll
00:57:04.660 be like,
00:57:04.940 I thought
00:57:05.320 it was
00:57:05.560 going to
00:57:05.780 be
00:57:05.920 comedy,
00:57:06.460 but it
00:57:06.660 was
00:57:06.860 Batman.
00:57:10.300 Batman and
00:57:11.060 Filipinos and
00:57:12.640 construction workers.
00:57:13.900 Realistically,
00:57:14.540 Alfred would be
00:57:15.260 Filipino.
00:57:16.440 And
00:57:16.640 indigenous
00:57:17.140 people.
00:57:18.020 We've
00:57:18.320 brought
00:57:18.480 everybody
00:57:18.860 here.
00:57:19.620 We've
00:57:19.800 got the
00:57:20.100 whitest
00:57:20.440 possible
00:57:20.880 indigenous.
00:57:21.340 We have
00:57:21.560 whites,
00:57:21.980 we have
00:57:22.200 Jews,
00:57:22.800 technically
00:57:23.260 Persian
00:57:25.380 what was
00:57:27.240 your
00:57:27.380 least
00:57:27.600 favorite
00:57:27.860 part
00:57:28.140 about
00:57:28.320 the
00:57:28.480 show?
00:57:32.420 The
00:57:32.860 lack of
00:57:33.240 funny.
00:57:33.660 You didn't
00:57:33.820 laugh at
00:57:34.200 all.
00:57:35.420 Oh,
00:57:35.840 you must
00:57:36.240 suck.
00:57:39.620 Have
00:57:40.060 you ever
00:57:40.420 do you
00:57:40.760 smoke weed
00:57:41.180 every day?
00:57:44.600 Somebody
00:57:45.040 just said
00:57:45.540 you should.
00:57:46.540 Is that
00:57:46.940 your daughter?
00:57:49.420 Do you
00:57:49.700 did you
00:57:50.400 smoke weed
00:57:50.860 before this?
00:57:52.880 You don't
00:57:53.460 smoke weed.
00:57:53.920 OK,
00:57:54.200 well,
00:57:54.640 get out.
00:57:55.800 No,
00:57:56.240 just kidding.
00:57:56.660 That's fine.
00:57:57.300 No,
00:57:57.480 that's fine.
00:57:58.000 No,
00:57:58.160 I get it.
00:57:58.740 You wanted
00:57:59.240 a stand-up
00:57:59.760 show,
00:58:00.040 but it
00:58:00.240 was,
00:58:00.580 you know,
00:58:01.340 there was
00:58:01.880 a bit
00:58:02.240 of a
00:58:02.520 disclaimer.
00:58:05.020 But this
00:58:05.560 is honestly
00:58:06.020 cooler.
00:58:06.540 If you're
00:58:06.800 actually a
00:58:07.880 fan of
00:58:08.180 me,
00:58:08.380 you'd be
00:58:08.560 like,
00:58:08.740 this
00:58:08.840 is
00:58:08.920 cool
00:58:09.320 shit.
00:58:12.800 You
00:58:13.160 hired a
00:58:13.520 babysitter?
00:58:13.900 How much
00:58:14.220 was it?
00:58:15.360 How much
00:58:15.740 was it?
00:58:17.400 How much
00:58:17.980 was it?
00:58:19.500 A hundred
00:58:19.800 bucks
00:58:20.040 for a
00:58:20.340 babysitter?
00:58:21.860 Is
00:58:22.100 she
00:58:22.260 white?
00:58:22.700 That's
00:58:22.900 cheap.
00:58:23.380 You
00:58:25.120 could have
00:58:25.440 hired
00:58:25.760 Sarah.
00:58:27.500 Yeah.
00:58:29.600 She would be an
00:58:30.340 amazing babysitter.
00:58:31.360 She's very
00:58:31.760 nurturing.
00:58:32.420 She's actually been
00:58:32.980 kind.
00:58:33.740 She's a kind,
00:58:34.600 I would trust her
00:58:35.340 with my kids
00:58:35.860 a hundred percent.
00:58:36.320 I wish she
00:58:36.940 was sitting
00:58:37.320 where you
00:58:37.720 are
00:58:37.980 instead of
00:58:38.500 you.
00:58:39.860 Now you're
00:58:40.420 having fun
00:58:40.940 because the
00:58:41.240 attention's on
00:58:41.760 you,
00:58:41.940 but that's
00:58:42.240 okay.
00:58:43.300 I get
00:58:43.720 that.
00:58:44.140 I get
00:58:44.460 that.
00:58:44.820 But you're
00:58:45.040 part of it.
00:58:45.560 Do you
00:58:45.780 want it?
00:58:46.180 Should we
00:58:46.640 bring her
00:58:48.200 up?
00:58:48.620 Do you
00:58:48.820 want to
00:58:49.060 come up
00:58:49.380 here?
00:58:50.080 Yes.
00:58:51.140 If the
00:58:51.460 people want
00:58:52.080 you up
00:58:52.440 here,
00:58:52.700 please.
00:58:53.160 No,
00:58:53.400 she doesn't.
00:58:55.660 The reason
00:58:56.280 you're not
00:58:56.620 coming up
00:58:57.080 here is why
00:58:57.420 you're being
00:58:57.740 replaced by
00:58:58.420 Indians.
00:58:58.780 Listen,
00:58:59.160 you're
00:58:59.300 like.
00:59:01.580 If you
00:59:02.080 were cool,
00:59:02.620 you'd come
00:59:02.980 up and say
00:59:03.460 this was better
00:59:04.100 than I
00:59:04.460 ended up.
00:59:05.660 I got to
00:59:06.300 be a part
00:59:06.720 of the
00:59:06.960 show.
00:59:09.140 Wait,
00:59:09.560 no,
00:59:09.740 let her
00:59:10.000 speak.
00:59:10.320 Let her
00:59:10.500 speak.
00:59:10.720 Everybody
00:59:10.920 let her
00:59:11.180 speak.
00:59:11.460 What did
00:59:11.640 she say?
00:59:12.560 I'll
00:59:12.760 take it.
00:59:15.720 You wanted
00:59:16.220 me to talk
00:59:16.640 about liberals,
00:59:17.220 how stupid
00:59:17.560 they were?
00:59:18.580 So you
00:59:18.900 wanted an
00:59:19.320 echo chamber.
00:59:21.840 We can do
00:59:22.520 that,
00:59:22.820 though.
00:59:23.960 We can
00:59:24.460 do that.
00:59:26.020 What,
00:59:26.500 um,
00:59:27.680 let's see
00:59:30.140 these guys
00:59:30.600 get it.
00:59:30.960 if everyone
00:59:34.200 was on
00:59:34.580 mushrooms,
00:59:35.040 this would
00:59:35.240 be the
00:59:35.500 greatest
00:59:35.740 experience
00:59:36.260 of your
00:59:36.560 lives.
00:59:38.240 You'd be
00:59:38.760 like,
00:59:39.000 holy fucking
00:59:39.500 shit,
00:59:39.900 Batman was
00:59:40.500 there,
00:59:40.960 and the
00:59:41.120 Riddler,
00:59:41.760 and they
00:59:41.920 said,
00:59:42.780 holy,
00:59:43.560 but instead
00:59:44.080 you're sober,
00:59:44.800 like,
00:59:45.000 where's the
00:59:45.380 ching-chang,
00:59:45.980 bing-bang?
00:59:47.880 You don't
00:59:48.460 understand.
00:59:49.820 This is,
00:59:50.360 this is,
00:59:50.880 we're trying
00:59:51.160 to,
00:59:51.420 I'm trying
00:59:51.960 to,
00:59:52.280 I just
00:59:53.460 came here
00:59:53.940 as myself
00:59:54.640 tonight.
00:59:55.520 You know,
00:59:55.780 we did,
00:59:56.240 so when we
00:59:56.840 did the
00:59:57.120 original show,
00:59:57.880 it was supposed
00:59:58.080 to be one
00:59:58.440 show,
00:59:58.740 2,300
00:59:59.180 people,
00:59:59.720 they canceled
01:00:00.180 it,
01:00:01.100 and,
01:00:01.880 I know,
01:00:04.120 but then
01:00:04.380 you were
01:00:04.640 late on
01:00:05.260 the ticket
01:00:05.640 link,
01:00:06.040 weren't you?
01:00:06.600 You were
01:00:06.920 late.
01:00:07.460 No,
01:00:07.700 but you
01:00:07.940 have to
01:00:08.340 understand,
01:00:08.820 you're still
01:00:09.180 supporting my
01:00:09.960 being here.
01:00:10.240 Yeah,
01:00:10.340 you're still
01:00:10.700 supporting me.
01:00:12.400 You're just
01:00:12.920 not having
01:00:13.280 the best
01:00:13.580 time,
01:00:13.880 but it's
01:00:14.120 actually more
01:00:14.620 entertaining
01:00:14.980 for us,
01:00:15.380 because we're
01:00:15.760 recording you
01:00:16.500 acting like
01:00:19.500 this.
01:00:20.200 But,
01:00:20.760 we did,
01:00:23.560 how many
01:00:23.920 shows,
01:00:24.280 it was
01:00:24.520 six,
01:00:25.460 four,
01:00:26.280 five,
01:00:26.820 six,
01:00:27.220 seven,
01:00:28.020 seven stand-up
01:00:28.960 shows,
01:00:29.360 and we
01:00:29.580 thought,
01:00:30.180 let's
01:00:30.780 also do
01:00:31.300 this,
01:00:31.580 because we
01:00:31.820 did it
01:00:32.080 in Toronto,
01:00:32.660 it was
01:00:32.840 really fun,
01:00:34.040 and so we
01:00:34.760 did it as
01:00:35.220 well,
01:00:35.960 and,
01:00:36.340 you know,
01:00:38.520 the fact
01:00:39.540 they didn't
01:00:39.840 have fun
01:00:40.460 means that
01:00:42.460 you haven't
01:00:43.200 expanded your
01:00:43.900 mind,
01:00:44.260 and sometimes
01:00:47.280 it's not
01:00:47.660 all about
01:00:48.060 immigrants,
01:00:48.620 you know,
01:00:48.860 sometimes we
01:00:49.360 like immigrants.
01:00:51.240 Honestly,
01:00:51.980 this is,
01:00:52.560 she's been
01:00:53.620 great tonight,
01:00:54.260 make some
01:00:54.560 noise for
01:00:54.940 Sarah.
01:00:59.580 Thank you,
01:01:00.300 thank you.
01:01:00.720 Taking the
01:01:01.240 white guy
01:01:01.720 spoke and
01:01:02.240 it sucked
01:01:02.740 every time.
01:01:05.620 I'm talking
01:01:06.300 about Conrad.
01:01:08.560 My salt.
01:01:09.220 Ben's son
01:01:11.300 from the
01:01:11.640 future.
01:01:12.960 Can I?
01:01:14.220 My father
01:01:14.960 was a
01:01:15.300 comedian.
01:01:16.620 Used to
01:01:17.040 do
01:01:17.180 yuck,
01:01:17.480 yuck,
01:01:17.720 scowdry.
01:01:18.760 Then some
01:01:19.200 woman complained,
01:01:20.100 then that got
01:01:20.860 canceled because
01:01:21.420 he did a
01:01:21.740 podcast.
01:01:22.040 you're like
01:01:24.300 the elbow of
01:01:24.980 river.
01:01:25.460 I don't know.
01:01:25.800 I see you
01:01:26.240 smiling,
01:01:26.880 lady.
01:01:27.200 You're having
01:01:27.520 a good time.
01:01:28.260 It's just
01:01:28.560 not what you
01:01:29.020 wanted,
01:01:29.400 but you know
01:01:29.700 there's like
01:01:30.260 if you really
01:01:30.740 want a ticket,
01:01:31.360 go on fucking
01:01:31.940 what what
01:01:34.080 races.
01:01:34.620 We just
01:01:34.920 added a
01:01:35.360 late show
01:01:35.720 on Wednesday.
01:01:36.360 There's still
01:01:36.680 tickets.
01:01:37.380 No,
01:01:37.720 it's sold
01:01:38.000 out today.
01:01:38.840 Oh,
01:01:39.080 no,
01:01:39.440 we just
01:01:39.940 added a
01:01:40.600 Wednesday
01:01:40.940 late show.
01:01:42.480 There's
01:01:42.660 Uber Eats.
01:01:43.440 Uber Eats is
01:01:44.080 here.
01:01:44.380 Oh,
01:01:44.960 shit.
01:01:45.760 Make some
01:01:46.380 noise.
01:01:48.420 Let's
01:01:48.860 fucking go.
01:01:49.560 Make some
01:01:49.900 noise for
01:01:50.240 Joshua.
01:01:52.580 Fuck
01:01:52.980 yeah.
01:01:53.600 Are you
01:01:54.940 cool to
01:01:55.260 come up
01:01:55.580 here,
01:01:55.820 Joshua,
01:01:56.320 and hang
01:01:56.620 out with
01:01:56.900 us for
01:01:57.180 a minute?
01:01:57.740 Fuck
01:01:57.980 yeah,
01:01:58.200 Josh.
01:01:58.500 We have
01:01:58.780 some
01:01:58.940 questions
01:01:59.280 we'd
01:01:59.540 like
01:01:59.640 to
01:01:59.760 ask
01:02:00.020 you.
01:02:00.220 Take
01:02:00.580 this.
01:02:01.580 First
01:02:01.900 off,
01:02:02.360 there's
01:02:02.560 more
01:02:02.900 where
01:02:03.660 that
01:02:03.880 came
01:02:04.080 from.
01:02:04.900 Riddler.
01:02:06.220 I'm
01:02:06.540 rich,
01:02:06.960 so I
01:02:07.200 can give
01:02:07.480 you
01:02:07.620 millions.
01:02:13.860 Here,
01:02:14.340 give him
01:02:14.880 the mic.
01:02:18.540 Share
01:02:18.760 it between
01:02:19.200 the
01:02:19.520 what did
01:02:23.240 we order
01:02:23.600 today,
01:02:24.020 Joshua?
01:02:24.640 Joshua,
01:02:24.980 what did
01:02:25.160 me get,
01:02:25.600 please?
01:02:27.400 Do you
01:02:27.920 actually ever
01:02:28.460 know what
01:02:28.920 we get?
01:02:30.080 Sometimes I
01:02:31.100 do,
01:02:31.560 and sometimes
01:02:32.200 it's like,
01:02:32.800 I don't care
01:02:33.740 to look.
01:02:35.420 Does that
01:02:35.780 mean sometimes
01:02:36.320 you eat a
01:02:36.880 little bit
01:02:37.220 of the food?
01:02:38.020 Have you
01:02:38.360 ever eaten
01:02:38.840 somebody's
01:02:39.300 food?
01:02:39.800 No,
01:02:40.020 not yet.
01:02:42.160 You can
01:02:42.760 have some
01:02:43.120 of our
01:02:43.420 food.
01:02:44.400 No,
01:02:44.880 I'm
01:02:44.980 good.
01:02:45.180 What do
01:02:46.200 we get?
01:02:46.700 He doesn't
01:02:47.160 walk.
01:02:47.420 What is
01:02:48.700 it,
01:02:48.860 Indian
01:02:49.040 food?
01:02:49.840 No.
01:02:50.760 You're
01:02:51.200 not
01:02:51.400 Indian.
01:02:52.060 No,
01:02:52.360 I'm
01:02:52.460 not
01:02:52.600 Indian.
01:02:53.240 But you
01:02:54.180 do
01:02:54.400 do
01:02:54.600 Uber.
01:02:55.480 Yes.
01:02:56.540 So what
01:02:57.100 went wrong?
01:02:59.720 It's
01:03:00.160 flexible.
01:03:01.040 What can
01:03:01.400 I say?
01:03:01.760 It's
01:03:01.920 flexible.
01:03:02.560 Okay,
01:03:02.920 fair.
01:03:03.260 Are you
01:03:03.500 in school?
01:03:04.340 No.
01:03:05.460 Oh,
01:03:05.720 shit.
01:03:06.480 How old
01:03:07.160 do you
01:03:07.340 think I
01:03:07.700 am?
01:03:08.260 I don't
01:03:08.740 know,
01:03:09.080 man.
01:03:10.840 37?
01:03:11.840 Okay.
01:03:13.040 36?
01:03:14.980 33.
01:03:16.080 Okay,
01:03:16.400 that's
01:03:16.760 my
01:03:16.980 age.
01:03:19.400 Definitely
01:03:19.760 don't
01:03:20.060 look
01:03:20.260 your
01:03:20.500 age,
01:03:20.880 though.
01:03:21.400 Yeah,
01:03:21.640 I know,
01:03:21.900 you look
01:03:22.220 better than
01:03:22.600 me.
01:03:23.640 You're
01:03:24.000 getting
01:03:24.180 exercise
01:03:24.640 every
01:03:25.020 day.
01:03:25.660 You're
01:03:26.020 out
01:03:26.180 there
01:03:26.280 on
01:03:26.360 the
01:03:26.460 bicycle.
01:03:27.080 You're
01:03:27.220 not
01:03:27.380 ordering
01:03:27.740 the
01:03:27.900 food.
01:03:28.300 You're
01:03:28.340 telling me
01:03:28.540 get
01:03:28.680 three
01:03:28.980 more
01:03:29.180 white
01:03:29.460 claws.
01:03:30.320 Would
01:03:30.480 you
01:03:30.600 like
01:03:30.780 a
01:03:30.900 did
01:03:31.120 you
01:03:31.240 drive?
01:03:31.760 Do
01:03:31.860 you
01:03:32.020 want
01:03:32.520 a
01:03:32.620 white
01:03:32.780 claw?
01:03:33.380 I'm
01:03:33.640 good.
01:03:34.600 I'm
01:03:34.800 good.
01:03:35.580 If
01:03:35.780 you
01:03:35.900 drink
01:03:36.120 and
01:03:36.240 drive,
01:03:36.520 we
01:03:36.620 won't
01:03:36.820 report
01:03:37.140 you.
01:03:38.360 No,
01:03:46.400 you'll
01:03:46.940 come
01:03:47.080 by and
01:03:47.620 just
01:03:47.820 knock
01:03:48.240 me
01:03:48.420 out
01:03:48.540 as
01:03:48.740 I'm
01:03:48.900 going
01:03:49.060 out
01:03:49.240 to
01:03:49.320 my
01:03:49.460 car.
01:03:51.280 I'll
01:03:51.680 pull
01:03:51.840 that
01:03:52.040 ponytail
01:03:52.420 while you
01:03:52.820 blow
01:03:53.020 me.
01:03:58.100 Do
01:03:58.500 you
01:03:58.580 want
01:03:58.720 to
01:03:58.800 be
01:03:58.960 Robin?
01:04:00.580 Uh,
01:04:01.020 no,
01:04:01.300 thank you.
01:04:01.960 The
01:04:02.180 conservative
01:04:02.640 lady in
01:04:03.140 the back
01:04:03.460 like,
01:04:03.820 let's
01:04:04.020 get the
01:04:04.260 fuck
01:04:04.440 out
01:04:04.620 of
01:04:04.640 here.
01:04:04.940 I
01:04:05.060 know,
01:04:05.240 she's
01:04:05.440 just
01:04:05.620 mad
01:04:05.840 because
01:04:06.160 I
01:04:06.360 love
01:04:07.580 cock.
01:04:11.620 What's
01:04:12.100 your
01:04:12.220 favorite
01:04:12.460 thing
01:04:12.680 about
01:04:12.880 Calgary?
01:04:13.320 Uh,
01:04:15.840 I don't
01:04:16.640 know.
01:04:16.880 I've been
01:04:17.180 here my
01:04:17.480 whole
01:04:17.640 life,
01:04:17.960 but I
01:04:18.180 have no
01:04:18.420 clue.
01:04:20.320 Goddamn,
01:04:20.800 bro.
01:04:21.200 Are you
01:04:21.460 indigenous?
01:04:22.540 No.
01:04:23.040 What are
01:04:23.400 you?
01:04:23.560 You're not
01:04:23.880 indigenous?
01:04:24.400 No.
01:04:25.120 No.
01:04:25.280 What?
01:04:25.880 I've been
01:04:26.260 called that
01:04:26.620 before,
01:04:26.980 but no.
01:04:27.900 Why do
01:04:28.200 you have
01:04:28.480 the beard?
01:04:28.820 I like
01:04:29.420 how he
01:04:29.700 said it.
01:04:29.980 I've
01:04:30.120 been
01:04:30.240 called
01:04:30.700 that.
01:04:31.380 I've
01:04:31.780 been
01:04:31.900 called
01:04:32.140 Mexican,
01:04:33.160 Indian,
01:04:33.960 and like.
01:04:34.720 You're
01:04:34.960 going to
01:04:35.120 get called
01:04:35.480 that a
01:04:35.780 lot
01:04:35.940 tonight.
01:04:36.560 Okay.
01:04:37.360 This is
01:04:38.440 a comedy
01:04:38.860 podcast.
01:04:39.640 I
01:04:39.740 understand
01:04:40.180 that.
01:04:40.440 In
01:04:40.840 the
01:04:40.960 name
01:04:41.120 of
01:04:41.260 vengeance
01:04:41.600 for
01:04:41.860 white
01:04:42.080 people.
01:04:44.000 Wait,
01:04:44.700 are you
01:04:45.020 white?
01:04:46.220 Half.
01:04:46.940 What's
01:04:47.240 the other
01:04:47.520 half?
01:04:48.200 Filipino.
01:04:55.280 That's
01:04:55.880 crazy.
01:04:56.380 White
01:04:56.620 plus
01:04:56.940 Filipino
01:04:57.400 makes
01:04:57.760 native.
01:04:59.840 It's
01:05:00.440 fucking
01:05:00.820 insane.
01:05:02.380 This
01:05:02.600 is like
01:05:02.920 primary
01:05:03.340 colors,
01:05:03.920 but
01:05:04.020 advanced.
01:05:06.280 We
01:05:06.880 have
01:05:07.040 better
01:05:07.260 skills
01:05:07.580 and
01:05:07.720 complexion.
01:05:09.520 That's
01:05:10.120 awesome.
01:05:10.580 Did
01:05:11.040 you
01:05:11.140 just
01:05:11.340 talk
01:05:11.580 shit
01:05:11.720 about
01:05:11.920 indigenous
01:05:12.300 people,
01:05:12.860 bro?
01:05:13.620 Their
01:05:13.880 skin
01:05:14.140 can
01:05:14.320 budget.
01:05:14.920 Okay,
01:05:15.260 so
01:05:15.400 let's
01:05:15.960 get to
01:05:16.240 brass
01:05:16.520 tacks.
01:05:16.880 Who
01:05:16.960 did
01:05:17.060 you
01:05:18.560 vote
01:05:18.820 for?
01:05:20.700 Voting?
01:05:21.220 What's
01:05:21.400 that?
01:05:22.640 You
01:05:23.000 don't
01:05:23.140 vote?
01:05:23.640 I
01:05:23.800 do.
01:05:24.560 I
01:05:24.920 don't
01:05:25.040 remember
01:05:25.340 who I
01:05:25.600 voted.
01:05:25.900 Did
01:05:26.000 you
01:05:26.080 vote
01:05:26.260 for
01:05:26.400 the
01:05:26.540 mayor
01:05:26.800 of
01:05:27.800 Caliber?
01:05:29.300 It
01:05:29.480 was
01:05:29.620 like
01:05:29.800 last
01:05:30.060 minute.
01:05:30.420 All
01:05:30.560 of
01:05:30.660 a sudden,
01:05:31.060 oh,
01:05:31.340 hey,
01:05:31.580 I
01:05:31.680 gotta
01:05:31.840 go
01:05:32.020 vote.
01:05:32.860 Did
01:05:33.360 you
01:05:33.460 vote
01:05:33.680 for
01:05:33.840 Carney or
01:05:34.300 did
01:05:34.460 you
01:05:34.560 vote
01:05:34.740 for
01:05:34.880 Pierre
01:05:35.180 or
01:05:35.340 did
01:05:35.480 you
01:05:35.600 vote
01:05:35.780 for
01:05:35.940 the
01:05:36.180 Jagmeet?
01:05:36.920 Did
01:05:37.060 you
01:05:37.140 vote
01:05:37.280 for
01:05:37.380 Trump?
01:05:38.040 I
01:05:38.320 didn't
01:05:38.580 vote
01:05:38.760 for
01:05:38.920 Trump,
01:05:39.220 obviously.
01:05:41.620 Because
01:05:41.980 you're
01:05:42.160 Canadian.
01:05:43.200 Yeah.
01:05:43.920 But
01:05:44.100 you
01:05:44.220 voted
01:05:44.440 for
01:05:44.600 Carney.
01:05:45.280 No,
01:05:45.700 no.
01:05:46.220 You
01:05:46.360 voted
01:05:46.540 for
01:05:46.800 Carney.
01:05:47.240 Okay,
01:05:47.600 everyone
01:05:47.880 round of
01:05:48.260 applause.
01:05:52.840 Wow,
01:05:53.300 that's
01:05:53.460 cool.
01:05:53.720 Most
01:05:53.980 Uber
01:05:54.300 Eats
01:05:54.480 drivers
01:05:54.760 aren't
01:05:54.960 even
01:05:55.120 legally
01:05:55.560 allowed
01:05:55.880 to
01:05:56.000 vote.
01:05:57.840 Does
01:05:58.240 your
01:05:58.360 vote
01:05:58.560 count
01:05:58.780 as
01:05:58.940 five
01:05:59.160 because
01:05:59.440 of
01:05:59.580 that?
01:06:00.700 No,
01:06:01.180 it might
01:06:01.400 be
01:06:01.560 half.
01:06:02.400 What's
01:06:02.640 going
01:06:02.800 up?
01:06:03.000 Can
01:06:03.120 you
01:06:03.240 check
01:06:03.480 on
01:06:03.700 our
01:06:04.120 other
01:06:04.400 rates
01:06:04.840 guy?
01:06:06.760 Oh,
01:06:07.020 the phone's
01:06:07.360 dead.
01:06:07.920 Okay,
01:06:09.180 so there's
01:06:09.500 just a
01:06:09.860 random
01:06:10.200 African
01:06:11.020 guy
01:06:11.320 walking
01:06:11.660 around
01:06:12.000 with
01:06:12.180 food.
01:06:14.340 He's
01:06:14.760 just
01:06:14.920 looking.
01:06:17.120 He's
01:06:17.520 like,
01:06:17.680 what am
01:06:17.980 I doing?
01:06:18.500 What race
01:06:19.460 do you
01:06:19.720 think?
01:06:19.840 Why do
01:06:20.100 I have
01:06:20.400 this food
01:06:20.800 at
01:06:20.960 this
01:06:21.140 condo?
01:06:22.680 Why
01:06:22.920 do
01:06:23.040 they
01:06:23.200 tell
01:06:23.380 me
01:06:23.560 to
01:06:23.720 go
01:06:23.880 to
01:06:24.040 Yak
01:06:24.300 Yak?
01:06:27.200 Yak
01:06:27.600 Yak
01:06:27.800 is
01:06:28.020 food
01:06:28.460 back
01:06:28.760 home.
01:06:29.800 We
01:06:30.600 eat
01:06:30.860 it
01:06:31.020 with
01:06:31.200 foo
01:06:31.520 foo
01:06:31.900 foo
01:06:33.280 and
01:06:33.480 Yak
01:06:33.740 Yak
01:06:34.100 Yak
01:06:34.120 Palmein
01:06:37.060 is
01:06:37.160 made
01:06:37.420 of
01:06:37.540 many
01:06:37.720 tolerance.
01:06:39.200 My
01:06:39.300 utility
01:06:39.660 built
01:06:40.040 is
01:06:40.240 racist.
01:06:43.520 Uh,
01:06:44.100 where
01:06:45.480 did we
01:06:45.700 order
01:06:45.920 from?
01:06:48.320 Fuck.
01:06:49.000 Should
01:06:49.120 we just
01:06:49.320 order
01:06:49.520 something
01:06:49.760 else?
01:06:50.720 What's
01:06:51.160 in there?
01:06:52.040 Joshua,
01:06:52.400 do you
01:06:52.560 think
01:06:52.720 if
01:06:52.820 we
01:06:52.940 order
01:06:53.160 food
01:06:53.460 you'd
01:06:53.680 get
01:06:53.840 the
01:06:53.960 notification
01:06:54.360 first?
01:06:55.900 Is
01:06:56.100 it
01:06:56.220 like
01:06:56.400 Grindr?
01:06:57.540 Maybe.
01:06:59.800 Don't
01:07:00.740 ask
01:07:00.900 why
01:07:01.060 I
01:07:01.140 know
01:07:01.260 about
01:07:01.460 that
01:07:01.580 Alfred
01:07:01.900 Alfred
01:07:02.300 What race
01:07:07.040 do you
01:07:07.260 think is
01:07:07.560 the worst
01:07:07.980 of
01:07:08.220 delivering
01:07:08.660 food?
01:07:10.940 Oh
01:07:11.120 shit,
01:07:11.480 this is
01:07:11.740 actually a
01:07:12.100 really good
01:07:12.440 question.
01:07:17.180 Maybe
01:07:17.620 Chinese?
01:07:18.180 This is
01:07:25.520 the most
01:07:25.840 racist
01:07:26.200 podcast
01:07:26.620 but with
01:07:27.220 the most
01:07:27.680 diversely
01:07:28.920 racist
01:07:29.340 positive.
01:07:30.560 No one
01:07:30.920 thought it
01:07:31.220 was going
01:07:31.500 to be
01:07:31.680 this.
01:07:33.240 Okay,
01:07:33.640 so please
01:07:34.100 expand.
01:07:34.740 Why is
01:07:35.120 it the
01:07:35.380 Chinese?
01:07:38.020 Most
01:07:38.460 of the
01:07:38.680 time they
01:07:39.100 have a
01:07:39.680 vehicle way
01:07:40.260 too big
01:07:40.760 for them
01:07:41.220 to see
01:07:41.840 out the
01:07:42.120 front
01:07:42.320 window.
01:07:45.380 Damn,
01:07:45.960 bro.
01:07:46.180 you got a
01:07:47.500 future in
01:07:48.080 standoff.
01:07:49.980 We have
01:07:50.600 massive
01:07:51.000 vehicles
01:07:51.580 here.
01:07:53.400 I feel
01:07:54.080 like that
01:07:55.240 was directed
01:07:55.740 at
01:07:55.980 No,
01:07:56.640 that's the
01:07:58.120 same for
01:07:58.420 all the
01:07:58.700 Filipinos
01:07:59.140 too.
01:08:00.600 That was
01:08:01.100 the white
01:08:01.500 half-talking.
01:08:03.180 This guy
01:08:03.620 really is
01:08:03.980 half-white.
01:08:04.480 This guy's
01:08:04.820 like Two-Face.
01:08:05.560 He flips
01:08:05.920 a coin.
01:08:06.380 He's like,
01:08:06.600 am I
01:08:06.760 Filipino
01:08:07.180 or am I
01:08:07.680 white?
01:08:10.000 It's a
01:08:11.080 true Batman
01:08:11.640 joke,
01:08:12.000 man.
01:08:12.180 Come on.
01:08:13.260 You're
01:08:13.500 going to
01:08:13.560 end so
01:08:13.860 many
01:08:14.040 viral
01:08:14.360 plays.
01:08:14.680 Listen,
01:08:17.720 I'm going
01:08:17.920 to sell
01:08:18.180 tickets
01:08:18.520 to
01:08:18.720 Street
01:08:19.200 Up
01:08:19.360 Batman.
01:08:19.900 Yeah,
01:08:20.160 fuck it.
01:08:20.620 Armand
01:08:20.880 Arbabi
01:08:21.260 opens
01:08:21.760 for
01:08:21.960 Batman.
01:08:23.160 Oh,
01:08:23.320 it's funny
01:08:23.680 because there's
01:08:24.280 this guy
01:08:24.680 in Toronto
01:08:25.140 who is
01:08:25.760 semi-autistic
01:08:26.820 but he
01:08:27.400 did dress
01:08:29.200 as Batman
01:08:29.660 pretty seriously
01:08:30.460 for a number
01:08:31.260 of years.
01:08:32.120 It would
01:08:32.800 be really
01:08:33.140 funny
01:08:33.380 for you.
01:08:34.360 Thank
01:08:34.840 you for
01:08:35.200 watching
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01:08:42.260 listen,
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01:08:51.400 and I
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01:08:54.640 Ben.
01:08:54.920 I am
01:08:55.240 Ben.
01:08:55.660 That's
01:08:55.940 kind of
01:08:56.220 a crazy
01:08:56.560 thing that
01:08:56.940 I said
01:08:57.280 low-key.
01:08:58.640 Literally
01:08:58.920 lost my
01:08:59.480 mind a
01:09:00.000 long time
01:09:00.340 ago.
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01:09:09.960 a full
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01:09:11.060 I gave
01:09:11.320 you too
01:09:11.560 much as
01:09:11.960 it is,
01:09:12.360 but I
01:09:12.700 thought it
01:09:13.120 was great.
01:09:13.640 Wanted you
01:09:13.980 to see
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01:09:15.120 Armin,
01:09:16.080 Ari,
01:09:16.640 great actors
01:09:18.360 plus the
01:09:19.720 actual actors,
01:09:20.640 the protester
01:09:21.200 actors.
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01:09:27.260 there.
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