Bankas Podcast - December 02, 2025


Bankas Podcast #112 | Let's Have a Talk


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Length

55 minutes

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Word count

8,425

Sentence count

158

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Misogyny

15

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Toxicity

197

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Hate speech

30

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In this episode, I sit down with a good friend of mine to talk about what it's like to be a comedian on the road. We talk about the pressures that come with comedy, and how to deal with them.

Transcript

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00:00:00.320 I guess that I need to just have a conversation with you.
00:00:04.020 I need to sit down with you and have a little talk.
00:00:10.900 My audience who, you know, Meridian Hall was, you know,
00:00:17.240 it is interesting how some people get successes
00:00:21.720 and then you watch them talk about something that they did
00:00:24.000 and they do like the whole, or like the paragraph.
00:00:26.600 And I think I posted something, you know, that it was cool or whatever.
00:00:31.600 It felt like it was.
00:00:33.260 But you know the people who post like a paragraph
00:00:35.120 after they did like one little thing, their first open mic,
00:00:40.100 they're like, I did my first open mic tonight
00:00:42.600 and for my whole life I dreamt that one day maybe I could. 0.99
00:00:46.460 Give me a fucking break. 0.98
00:00:47.720 There's a lot of people trying. 0.99
00:00:57.780 I catch myself trying.
00:00:59.480 I mean, technically I tried today.
00:01:01.780 I took a bad Uber to get here.
00:01:08.420 Austin is really one of the,
00:01:10.180 it's got to be one of the worst Uber places.
00:01:12.740 Every, like you get Uber Black, right, or Premier.
00:01:18.180 Guy shows up, it's an Escalade, but it's like, you know,
00:01:21.020 it's like a 2014 Escalade.
00:01:25.480 You know, well, I don't even know if that's legal.
00:01:27.580 I think they have five years that they can use them.
00:01:29.920 2017 Escalade.
00:01:31.740 The seat, like when you sit in it,
00:01:33.480 you can feel the bubble of like the metal under like.
00:01:35.940 Come on.
00:01:40.720 The guy's blasting his own music.
00:01:42.840 Give me a break.
00:01:43.520 Nobody wants to, we don't want to hear your music.
00:01:47.000 Turn your music off.
00:01:48.000 That's why I have headphones.
00:01:48.980 As soon as they see me pull out the headphones,
00:01:50.560 that's when they should be like,
00:01:51.560 oh, I'll turn my music off or offer to play my music.
00:01:59.120 That's neither here nor there.
00:02:00.360 That's one, you know, the Indian Ubers, 1.00
00:02:02.500 say what you want in Canada.
00:02:03.800 They're very upset about all the Indians there,
00:02:07.320 but I mean, not everybody.
00:02:10.140 I don't know.
00:02:11.220 Somebody has, I mean, somebody's got to be happy about it.
00:02:14.940 But the Indian Ubers are, listen, brand new.
00:02:22.660 A lot of brand new Escalades in downtown Toronto,
00:02:26.240 I got to say, compared to Austin.
00:02:28.200 Every Uber here is driving a five-year-old.
00:02:30.680 The maximum, like the oldest car you're allowed to drive on Uber
00:02:36.260 is what they're driving.
00:02:38.780 So that does bother me.
00:02:41.560 And there's pressures.
00:02:42.720 I feel pressure sometimes.
00:02:43.960 Should I leave Austin?
00:02:45.240 You know, I came here almost two years ago from Canada.
00:02:51.860 It was the first place I have ever lived in America.
00:02:54.360 And, you know, it took me about a year to get in with Comedy Mothership
00:03:00.040 to become a regular there.
00:03:02.400 And Yuck Yucks, of course, Yuck Yucks, my home home club.
00:03:09.220 I mean, technically, right now, living in Austin,
00:03:11.880 Mothership is technically my home club.
00:03:14.840 But Yuck Yucks in Toronto is obviously the OG.
00:03:21.140 And right now, like, we just, I put on sale four shows.
00:03:26.280 I think two of them are sold out.
00:03:28.460 Two are about to sell out.
00:03:32.160 Can really just, you know, manhandle that city in Toronto
00:03:35.580 and have fun with the fans and do all kinds of cool stuff.
00:03:39.280 But then I'm in Toronto.
00:03:43.960 I don't know what I'm drinking.
00:03:44.940 They gave me creatine.
00:03:46.980 This is good for podcasting, apparently.
00:03:48.760 You have to drink creatine now. 0.98
00:03:59.760 Mentally ill.
00:04:00.360 Should have went to the, you know.
00:04:02.840 Could have went to the gym today.
00:04:04.360 But I did one of those things where, you know,
00:04:06.920 when you're about to go and then you go,
00:04:08.500 ah, I'm hungry.
00:04:09.860 And you just eat.
00:04:11.080 Because then you know if you eat a little bit,
00:04:12.600 you're just not going to be able to go.
00:04:17.260 But Austin, like, the whole point of living here is, like,
00:04:19.560 you know, if you're, you know, fit and you run along the river
00:04:22.480 at 6 a.m. with a bunch, you know, and you're single 0.99
00:04:26.160 and there's a bunch of whores that run around in the mornings 1.00
00:04:30.900 and you get a smoothie or something 1.00
00:04:33.040 and they have pancake raves at the coffee shop.
00:04:36.960 I'm asleep for all that.
00:04:39.100 I'm not doing any of that.
00:04:40.980 So, you know, the food, the food's not,
00:04:45.000 it's not doing it for me necessarily.
00:04:48.480 There's a couple good spots.
00:04:51.820 Toronto has great food.
00:04:54.160 Toronto has great food.
00:04:55.340 But I think it's just, you gotta live,
00:04:58.560 you can't really live anywhere too long.
00:05:00.660 You kind of, you know, when I'm home,
00:05:02.260 I'm home for a couple weeks, three weeks max,
00:05:04.720 and then I'm back on the road.
00:05:06.900 And when I'm on the road in a nice place,
00:05:08.880 sometimes I stay a little longer.
00:05:11.300 If I'm doing New York or I'm doing L.A.
00:05:16.220 or Chicago, maybe I'm going to stay a couple extra days,
00:05:19.260 hang out, enjoy myself.
00:05:20.580 Toronto, Toronto, I stay an extra week.
00:05:24.200 I'm going to be there from December 10th.
00:05:27.580 So originally I was supposed to do the show in Montreal
00:05:31.600 and then basically have nothing else going on
00:05:34.000 in December until Richmond VA.
00:05:38.680 But I decided that, you know,
00:05:40.380 what's the point of going back and forth
00:05:43.040 and back and forth?
00:05:43.860 So we put on sale some shows in Ottawa.
00:05:46.220 I know I just did a show in Ottawa,
00:05:48.040 but we're going to do all new material
00:05:49.320 because I have to come up with new material
00:05:50.900 for this huge, massive tour that I'm going on.
00:05:53.440 And the I said what I said, Ben Bankis tour,
00:05:58.220 which we did run into a couple snags,
00:06:00.520 a couple, you know, people in Kelowna
00:06:02.300 and Thunder Bay messaging me,
00:06:04.440 what the hell happened?
00:06:05.280 It was on the, it was for sale for like a second
00:06:07.820 and then it was pulled.
00:06:09.700 I don't really know what happened.
00:06:12.540 You know what happened.
00:06:13.520 We all know what happened.
00:06:14.420 Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
00:06:15.360 We know what happened.
00:06:16.980 But those problems are being solved
00:06:19.860 and we're getting new venues
00:06:21.160 and we're going to be on sale.
00:06:22.260 But the point is,
00:06:23.480 these are the biggest shows of my career
00:06:26.820 besides Meridian Hall, which I already did.
00:06:30.640 And I want to be prepared.
00:06:32.480 I want to give people the best possible show.
00:06:34.820 I want people to see me doing material
00:06:39.100 and exploring things that I haven't before.
00:06:42.180 And to do that, I need stage time.
00:06:46.380 And, you know, sometimes you got to bomb.
00:06:49.320 I'm not saying I'm going to come to Ottawa at bomb,
00:06:53.220 but I might on purpose.
00:06:56.660 I'm giving you guys the real deal
00:06:59.320 because we're going to come up with some
00:07:00.500 really funny, funny stuff to take to.
00:07:04.540 And these are exclusive shows.
00:07:07.560 I mean, the Ottawa shows only fit like 150 people per show.
00:07:14.000 And the Toronto shows, you know, 280 or whatever.
00:07:17.840 So these are exclusive shows
00:07:20.480 that I'm going to work a lot of material out.
00:07:23.760 We're going to do more live podcasts,
00:07:25.480 even though obviously nobody likes them
00:07:27.560 for some reason.
00:07:30.000 I thought people would love
00:07:31.180 Armin dressed up as Batman
00:07:32.620 and
00:07:33.940 Ari as the Yiddler,
00:07:36.380 the Riddler Yiddler.
00:07:38.240 I loved it.
00:07:39.220 I loved making it,
00:07:41.420 but
00:07:41.600 the, you know,
00:07:44.040 it was on my page.
00:07:46.080 10 hours, 200 views
00:07:48.060 in 10 hours.
00:07:49.140 I was like,
00:07:50.760 this is,
00:07:51.740 I can't have this.
00:07:52.860 I can't, I can't.
00:07:54.460 I can't have this on my page.
00:07:56.380 And it was,
00:07:57.160 I don't know what the issue was
00:07:58.840 that it was
00:08:00.180 that the sound was
00:08:02.180 doing a live podcast
00:08:05.400 at some of these older comedy clubs.
00:08:07.640 You know, their sound systems
00:08:09.260 are not exactly ready
00:08:10.440 for an album recording,
00:08:13.820 which is,
00:08:14.320 every podcast is essentially
00:08:16.000 the same level of recording
00:08:18.900 as a full album.
00:08:23.080 But those are the kind of shows
00:08:24.580 that you have to do
00:08:25.600 and the things that you have to do
00:08:27.240 to
00:08:28.140 be as
00:08:31.820 authentic.
00:08:33.460 You know,
00:08:33.660 some people
00:08:34.140 would do
00:08:35.540 what I did
00:08:36.440 and do the
00:08:38.180 Meridian Hall,
00:08:39.220 whatever,
00:08:39.660 and be like,
00:08:40.000 okay,
00:08:40.080 I'm not going back to Toronto.
00:08:41.660 But they also have,
00:08:43.540 like,
00:08:43.820 I'm in Austin,
00:08:45.920 Mothership's my home club.
00:08:47.220 It's not exactly
00:08:48.060 the club
00:08:48.760 where I'm going to go
00:08:49.480 and do,
00:08:50.740 I mean,
00:08:51.200 if I was getting
00:08:52.060 four or five spots
00:08:54.860 a week
00:08:55.320 or three or four,
00:08:56.860 then maybe I would go
00:08:57.960 and have some,
00:09:00.180 but even then,
00:09:00.860 it's 15 minutes.
00:09:01.640 you need
00:09:02.880 hours
00:09:03.900 to come up
00:09:05.060 with
00:09:05.380 new stuff
00:09:06.640 and
00:09:06.860 sometimes,
00:09:09.080 or at least
00:09:09.500 half hours,
00:09:10.820 20-minute spots,
00:09:12.380 something like that.
00:09:14.660 So that's
00:09:15.600 going to be happening
00:09:16.580 in Toronto
00:09:17.120 and not only
00:09:18.820 am I going to do,
00:09:19.540 you know,
00:09:19.760 I'll pop in
00:09:20.340 on a few things.
00:09:22.160 We were supposed
00:09:22.840 to do something
00:09:23.400 with Six Buzz
00:09:24.260 and Six Buzz
00:09:25.700 came
00:09:27.500 to my Toronto show.
00:09:29.640 they said
00:09:30.060 they were going
00:09:30.460 to, like,
00:09:31.100 talk about me
00:09:32.160 in a positive light
00:09:34.600 and, of course,
00:09:35.940 they didn't.
00:09:40.440 And they keep saying,
00:09:41.440 no, no,
00:09:41.720 we're going to post it.
00:09:42.380 We're going to post,
00:09:42.780 what are you guys
00:09:43.660 talking about?
00:09:44.480 Like,
00:09:45.120 it's, you know,
00:09:47.140 I don't care 0.99
00:09:48.620 if you fucking post it. 0.99
00:09:49.540 I already sold out 1.00
00:09:50.320 the goddamn place. 0.99
00:09:52.020 I sold out 1.00
00:09:52.640 Danforth Music Hall,
00:09:54.620 two shows,
00:09:55.360 1,400 people
00:09:56.180 each show,
00:09:58.360 Meridian Hall,
00:09:59.000 3,200,
00:10:00.620 and I can't get
00:10:01.280 a single,
00:10:01.840 like,
00:10:02.220 my hometown,
00:10:03.380 I mean,
00:10:03.620 they always hate you
00:10:04.280 in your hometown.
00:10:04.920 I get that
00:10:05.500 and I know that.
00:10:06.840 But not a single post
00:10:08.320 from a single account
00:10:09.820 on Instagram.
00:10:10.900 There's,
00:10:11.380 Toronto has a ton
00:10:12.200 of, like,
00:10:13.080 yours,
00:10:13.500 416 Toronto,
00:10:14.760 Toronto,
00:10:15.360 Six Buzz,
00:10:15.900 like,
00:10:16.780 you know,
00:10:17.180 talking about things
00:10:18.040 that are going on.
00:10:19.340 This concert happened,
00:10:20.940 this comedian,
00:10:21.800 you know,
00:10:22.040 they'll post about
00:10:22.860 if Schultz
00:10:24.240 is there
00:10:25.460 and sold out,
00:10:26.680 when he sold out
00:10:27.420 Danforth Music Hall,
00:10:28.400 they were posting
00:10:29.500 about it.
00:10:32.120 So,
00:10:35.000 Canada really has
00:10:37.060 a culture
00:10:37.820 of hating their own,
00:10:39.860 unfortunately,
00:10:40.700 not as much
00:10:41.300 with comedy
00:10:41.840 as music,
00:10:42.900 that's for sure.
00:10:44.500 I mean,
00:10:44.740 when Bieber was big,
00:10:45.800 oh,
00:10:46.480 people in Canada,
00:10:47.540 oh,
00:10:47.840 Bieber,
00:10:48.460 oh,
00:10:49.080 no,
00:10:50.320 you know,
00:10:51.140 not proud,
00:10:51.940 same with Drake,
00:10:52.700 same with,
00:10:53.380 I mean,
00:10:53.600 Drake less,
00:10:54.260 I think that
00:10:54.960 he definitely
00:10:55.780 tapped into
00:10:56.520 at least,
00:10:57.920 you know,
00:10:58.160 but there's still
00:10:58.940 urban,
00:11:00.040 people like hate him
00:11:01.160 in the urban spheres
00:11:03.360 and love him,
00:11:05.740 of course.
00:11:07.480 But,
00:11:08.020 when it comes
00:11:08.640 to the media,
00:11:09.580 it's this,
00:11:10.380 this lack of
00:11:12.840 care
00:11:14.240 about
00:11:15.440 their own,
00:11:16.660 unless they,
00:11:17.320 you know,
00:11:17.880 if you became famous
00:11:19.260 for doing something
00:11:20.240 super liberal
00:11:22.040 and woke,
00:11:24.780 like,
00:11:25.640 you know,
00:11:27.860 if I was,
00:11:28.320 for some reason
00:11:29.080 my comedy's going viral
00:11:30.080 and all I was talking about
00:11:30.940 was how bad
00:11:32.920 Trump was
00:11:34.280 or in Canada,
00:11:35.220 Polly Eve
00:11:35.900 or whatever,
00:11:36.500 whatever it is,
00:11:37.680 then it would be like,
00:11:39.100 superstar sells out
00:11:40.880 Meridian Hall,
00:11:42.360 blah, blah, blah,
00:11:42.820 but because it's
00:11:43.740 borderline the opposite
00:11:45.960 of that,
00:11:46.480 there's no attention,
00:11:50.940 which is fine
00:11:52.220 because we create 1.00
00:11:53.580 our own fucking attention. 1.00
00:11:54.980 How many, 1.00
00:11:55.800 last week you had,
00:11:56.640 what,
00:11:56.880 four million views
00:11:57.820 on,
00:11:58.960 what are we worried about?
00:12:00.220 What am I,
00:12:00.620 and when I say we,
00:12:01.560 I mean me and you
00:12:02.440 because you have
00:12:04.340 some vested interests.
00:12:05.820 Do I have a knock
00:12:06.400 on the door?
00:12:08.460 I don't know
00:12:08.900 if there was a knock.
00:12:09.620 That's crazy.
00:12:15.220 One of the guests
00:12:16.000 showed up.
00:12:16.480 I was supposed to,
00:12:18.200 I booked this
00:12:18.940 thinking I could book
00:12:20.420 a guest in 24 hours
00:12:21.840 in Austin,
00:12:22.720 but none of my
00:12:23.400 Austin people
00:12:25.600 wanted to come out.
00:12:31.780 So much better
00:12:32.600 than Grid.
00:12:34.220 I'm joking,
00:12:35.020 it's not.
00:12:36.400 Grid is great.
00:12:39.320 Where we did
00:12:40.180 two podcasts ago
00:12:41.320 and can have
00:12:42.960 my friends there
00:12:43.900 and there's a little
00:12:45.460 place to smoke.
00:12:46.480 I really think that
00:12:51.500 tyranny begins
00:12:53.480 with the smokers.
00:12:55.360 The first tyranny is,
00:12:56.600 okay,
00:12:56.700 no more smoking inside.
00:12:58.280 They took away
00:12:59.040 smoking inside.
00:13:00.440 Then the next
00:13:01.300 tyranny was
00:13:02.520 taking away,
00:13:05.340 you can't,
00:13:06.520 in Canada,
00:13:07.420 the packs don't have,
00:13:09.400 you can't advertise
00:13:10.400 on the packs.
00:13:10.980 You can't have your own
00:13:11.880 logos on the packs.
00:13:15.020 Making the cigarettes
00:13:15.980 more and more expensive,
00:13:17.100 which doesn't get
00:13:18.220 people off cigarettes.
00:13:19.500 The only people
00:13:20.220 that gets off cigarettes
00:13:21.040 are probably the
00:13:21.740 wealthiest people.
00:13:22.800 And the poor people,
00:13:24.380 they're addicted.
00:13:24.860 They don't care what the 0.99
00:13:25.480 price is.
00:13:25.940 They're going to 1.00
00:13:26.280 fucking buy it. 1.00
00:13:27.060 Whether they have to 1.00
00:13:27.760 buy it from the
00:13:28.320 Indian Reserve,
00:13:29.940 they're going to 1.00
00:13:30.420 fucking buy it. 0.99
00:13:31.060 and then you can't 1.00
00:13:32.940 smoke on the patio
00:13:33.820 and then you can't
00:13:34.620 smoke not on the
00:13:36.020 sidewalk and then 0.99
00:13:36.860 what the fuck 0.99
00:13:37.840 are we doing? 0.99
00:13:39.100 You can't claim 0.98
00:13:40.120 countries are free
00:13:41.600 if you can't.
00:13:43.280 You should be able
00:13:43.780 to smoke anywhere
00:13:45.520 at any time.
00:13:48.560 Can you imagine
00:13:49.000 the freedom
00:13:49.480 that we don't have
00:13:52.400 but that we were
00:13:53.280 born from?
00:13:54.920 The freedom to
00:13:56.080 smoke anywhere
00:13:57.520 and any restaurant
00:13:59.520 you know
00:14:01.540 ash on a plate
00:14:02.980 in a restaurant
00:14:03.920 like
00:14:04.340 that must have
00:14:05.920 felt great.
00:14:07.560 I mean I do it now
00:14:08.780 not in restaurants
00:14:09.580 in Airbnbs
00:14:11.540 that have not allowed
00:14:12.260 to have an
00:14:13.420 Airbnb account
00:14:14.200 anymore but
00:14:14.760 the freedom
00:14:19.300 of no cell phone
00:14:20.800 not even knowing
00:14:21.920 what a cell phone
00:14:22.600 was
00:14:23.040 that you wouldn't
00:14:24.300 have to feel
00:14:25.220 that anxiety
00:14:26.080 of like oh
00:14:26.660 somebody's going
00:14:27.260 to get a hold
00:14:27.780 of me
00:14:28.180 somebody knows
00:14:28.980 where I am
00:14:29.840 nothing.
00:14:33.620 If you wanted
00:14:34.440 anywhere you were
00:14:36.760 was like a new
00:14:37.680 life
00:14:39.200 in a way
00:14:40.960 your life at work
00:14:43.380 your life on the
00:14:44.000 way to work
00:14:44.600 there's no
00:14:45.220 videoing you
00:14:47.160 if you're giving
00:14:47.920 somebody the finger
00:14:48.860 on the way to work
00:14:49.760 and somehow
00:14:50.920 there was less
00:14:51.960 violent crime
00:14:53.680 there was less
00:14:54.480 anger
00:14:56.420 like road rage
00:14:57.560 type
00:14:57.920 violence
00:14:59.440 when everybody
00:15:01.440 was just free
00:15:02.240 and smoking
00:15:03.220 when you're allowed
00:15:03.920 to smoke in your
00:15:04.620 car with your
00:15:05.820 kid and
00:15:06.400 smoking
00:15:07.300 everywhere
00:15:09.760 I think it made
00:15:11.640 people a little
00:15:12.200 more relaxed
00:15:13.060 I got to admit
00:15:14.640 and then of course
00:15:17.340 they have
00:15:17.680 I mean now
00:15:18.300 pot's legal
00:15:19.080 which is better
00:15:19.740 than then
00:15:20.360 however
00:15:21.920 they waited
00:15:23.300 until the
00:15:23.780 government
00:15:24.060 could spy
00:15:24.740 on you
00:15:25.040 in every
00:15:25.440 possible way
00:15:26.180 to legalize
00:15:26.860 pot
00:15:27.260 and then
00:15:27.660 they legalize
00:15:28.280 it
00:15:28.400 now it's
00:15:28.900 if you actually
00:15:30.000 do smoke
00:15:30.660 then you're
00:15:31.060 just so
00:15:31.920 paranoid
00:15:32.300 because everything
00:15:32.920 you know
00:15:33.320 they're like 1.00
00:15:33.740 oh fuck 1.00
00:15:34.240 they're looking 1.00
00:15:34.760 at me
00:15:35.000 through the
00:15:35.340 phone
00:15:35.580 they're looking
00:15:35.920 at me
00:15:36.160 through the
00:15:36.520 TV
00:15:36.840 listening to
00:15:38.060 me
00:15:38.240 through the
00:15:38.720 Alexa
00:15:39.920 and Amazon
00:15:40.780 and all 0.99
00:15:41.540 this crap 0.99
00:15:42.440 and now 0.99
00:15:46.260 some states
00:15:46.840 I think
00:15:47.120 are talking
00:15:47.480 about getting
00:15:47.960 rid of
00:15:48.440 legalized
00:15:48.880 Massachusetts
00:15:50.060 wants to
00:15:50.760 get rid
00:15:51.160 of adult
00:15:51.700 use
00:15:52.240 recreational
00:15:53.180 solve
00:15:57.280 an actual
00:15:57.940 problem
00:15:58.640 like
00:16:00.040 a lot
00:16:01.260 of these
00:16:01.620 states
00:16:02.480 that you
00:16:03.060 know
00:16:03.180 it's like
00:16:03.480 well we
00:16:03.740 legalized
00:16:04.220 weed
00:16:04.400 we don't
00:16:04.680 like it
00:16:05.000 anymore
00:16:05.320 we're
00:16:05.580 not
00:16:05.720 legal
00:16:06.060 there's
00:16:07.860 still
00:16:08.040 people
00:16:08.400 homeless
00:16:08.940 there's
00:16:09.360 still
00:16:09.620 I mean
00:16:10.700 that's
00:16:11.000 you can't
00:16:11.400 solve
00:16:11.660 homelessness
00:16:12.080 by the
00:16:12.480 way
00:16:12.660 I know
00:16:13.140 I sounded
00:16:13.600 liberal
00:16:13.960 there
00:16:14.220 there's
00:16:14.780 still
00:16:14.980 people
00:16:15.300 on the
00:16:15.620 streets
00:16:15.920 that
00:16:16.280 doesn't
00:16:17.460 matter
00:16:17.620 how much
00:16:17.920 money
00:16:18.140 you throw
00:16:18.540 at
00:16:18.720 homelessness
00:16:19.080 I don't
00:16:19.460 think
00:16:19.800 short of
00:16:21.460 forcing them
00:16:22.760 to live
00:16:23.400 in a
00:16:23.760 concentration
00:16:24.260 camp
00:16:24.940 style
00:16:25.520 cargo
00:16:26.780 you know
00:16:28.360 box
00:16:29.020 that you
00:16:29.620 convert
00:16:30.000 to a
00:16:30.380 miniature
00:16:30.640 home
00:16:31.120 and don't
00:16:31.540 let them 0.55
00:16:31.840 out
00:16:32.040 and give
00:16:32.320 them as
00:16:32.580 much
00:16:32.780 drugs
00:16:33.040 as they
00:16:33.300 want
00:16:33.520 aside
00:16:34.520 from
00:16:34.720 that
00:16:35.020 there's
00:16:35.300 no
00:16:35.460 cleaning
00:16:35.800 them
00:16:35.980 up
00:16:36.220 because
00:16:36.880 they
00:16:37.020 love
00:16:37.280 it
00:16:37.460 they 1.00
00:16:37.960 fucking 1.00
00:16:38.240 love 0.99
00:16:38.600 just
00:16:40.700 they bathe
00:16:41.280 in the
00:16:41.560 filth
00:16:41.900 and drugs
00:16:42.440 of
00:16:42.680 you know
00:16:43.940 they
00:16:44.140 they're
00:16:45.100 having
00:16:45.380 a better
00:16:46.400 time
00:16:46.680 than we
00:16:46.960 think
00:16:47.300 let's
00:16:48.480 be honest
00:16:48.940 the homeless
00:16:49.360 people
00:16:49.840 enjoy it
00:16:52.560 a lot
00:16:53.320 of the
00:16:53.540 people
00:16:53.780 that we
00:16:54.140 pretend
00:16:54.520 are suffering
00:16:55.080 actually
00:16:55.500 enjoy
00:16:55.960 what they're
00:16:56.460 doing
00:16:56.760 I have
00:16:57.540 to
00:16:57.780 the trans
00:16:59.980 people
00:17:00.240 they enjoy
00:17:00.880 it
00:17:01.040 they enjoy
00:17:01.420 the
00:17:01.660 attention
00:17:05.380 that all
00:17:06.320 of society
00:17:06.960 is
00:17:07.320 arguing
00:17:08.520 over
00:17:08.820 you know
00:17:09.660 who else
00:17:11.080 is
00:17:11.340 apparently
00:17:12.180 suffering
00:17:12.780 I don't
00:17:13.060 know
00:17:13.200 immigrants
00:17:13.740 they like
00:17:14.440 it
00:17:14.720 they
00:17:16.320 they might
00:17:16.820 not actually
00:17:17.300 like
00:17:17.540 some of
00:17:17.920 them
00:17:18.200 I think
00:17:19.380 immigrants
00:17:20.080 and I'm
00:17:22.060 not talking
00:17:22.500 Canadian
00:17:22.960 immigrants
00:17:23.380 which is
00:17:23.760 me
00:17:23.980 I'm
00:17:24.160 talking
00:17:24.480 you know
00:17:25.260 when you
00:17:27.260 look at
00:17:27.540 them and
00:17:27.740 you go
00:17:27.900 that's 1.00
00:17:28.160 fucking 1.00
00:17:28.400 they're 1.00
00:17:31.320 the ones
00:17:31.900 they wanted
00:17:34.220 to come
00:17:34.740 to a new
00:17:35.260 country
00:17:35.740 and then
00:17:36.620 honestly
00:17:37.800 most of
00:17:38.260 them are
00:17:38.440 enjoying
00:17:38.820 it
00:17:38.940 it's
00:17:39.040 really
00:17:39.220 I only
00:17:39.920 hear
00:17:40.260 complaints
00:17:41.100 about
00:17:41.580 immigrants
00:17:42.080 from
00:17:42.620 like
00:17:44.200 I guess
00:17:45.080 white
00:17:45.700 people 0.76
00:17:46.140 like
00:17:47.700 white
00:17:48.180 liberals 0.97
00:17:48.600 complain
00:17:49.200 about
00:17:49.680 or
00:17:50.120 white
00:17:50.940 liberals 0.97
00:17:51.280 complain
00:17:51.740 and then
00:17:52.200 that
00:17:52.940 immigrants
00:17:53.780 are being
00:17:54.140 treated
00:17:54.500 unfairly
00:17:55.440 and then
00:17:55.640 the
00:17:55.760 Republicans 1.00
00:17:56.140 are mad
00:17:59.960 that there's
00:18:00.360 immigrants
00:18:00.800 I don't
00:18:01.340 know
00:18:01.560 you do
00:18:04.620 need
00:18:04.920 some
00:18:05.340 level
00:18:05.760 the
00:18:06.020 problem
00:18:06.880 is
00:18:07.620 that
00:18:09.040 too
00:18:09.220 many
00:18:09.380 of
00:18:09.500 the
00:18:09.580 immigrants
00:18:09.900 are 0.99
00:18:10.080 like
00:18:10.280 dangerous 0.98
00:18:10.920 criminals
00:18:11.500 that they're
00:18:12.940 letting in
00:18:13.440 it's like
00:18:13.860 they're ruining
00:18:15.120 it for
00:18:15.420 everybody
00:18:15.960 like the
00:18:19.760 Democrats
00:18:20.220 are the
00:18:20.500 ones who
00:18:20.920 let in
00:18:21.400 all of
00:18:21.960 those
00:18:22.280 dangerous
00:18:22.880 people
00:18:23.540 and
00:18:25.300 in
00:18:26.280 some way
00:18:26.920 knowing
00:18:27.480 that if
00:18:28.100 they got
00:18:28.580 caught
00:18:29.160 for letting
00:18:29.800 in so
00:18:30.240 many people
00:18:30.760 unvetted
00:18:31.420 that it
00:18:32.320 would cause
00:18:32.900 immigration
00:18:33.460 to become
00:18:34.260 more
00:18:34.640 scrutinized
00:18:35.320 than it
00:18:35.640 was
00:18:36.080 you know
00:18:37.480 ever
00:18:37.860 before
00:18:38.460 when they
00:18:40.220 were just
00:18:40.740 skipping over
00:18:41.380 rules that
00:18:41.920 they actually
00:18:42.420 had in
00:18:42.860 place already
00:18:43.360 they just
00:18:43.700 weren't
00:18:43.900 implementing
00:18:44.340 them
00:18:44.580 so now
00:18:45.220 you have
00:18:46.280 this weird
00:18:46.780 situation
00:18:47.460 where
00:18:47.920 you know
00:18:50.580 there's just
00:18:50.980 this fear
00:18:52.320 of immigrants
00:18:53.020 but it's
00:18:53.440 the fear
00:18:53.920 of crime
00:18:55.300 and
00:18:56.580 you know
00:18:58.280 that's just
00:18:59.320 the general
00:18:59.800 fear in
00:19:00.280 America
00:19:00.640 when you
00:19:01.560 go out
00:19:02.000 anywhere
00:19:02.340 it's
00:19:02.800 I lived
00:19:05.080 in Canada
00:19:05.500 my whole
00:19:05.880 life
00:19:06.160 not until
00:19:07.600 the last
00:19:08.160 two
00:19:08.540 three years
00:19:09.400 did I
00:19:09.720 really start
00:19:10.360 going
00:19:12.000 oh my god
00:19:12.760 like
00:19:13.080 this is 1.00
00:19:13.940 fucking 1.00
00:19:14.120 dangerous 1.00
00:19:14.800 out of
00:19:15.300 you
00:19:15.460 especially
00:19:16.880 when you
00:19:17.260 have a
00:19:17.520 family
00:19:18.020 I mean
00:19:18.960 Canada
00:19:19.460 my bigger
00:19:20.000 fear is
00:19:20.540 like getting
00:19:21.020 in a car
00:19:22.340 accident
00:19:22.720 some sort
00:19:23.240 of Indian
00:19:23.740 driving
00:19:24.780 accident
00:19:25.300 but in
00:19:27.340 the states
00:19:27.780 it's I
00:19:28.220 mean I
00:19:28.540 don't know
00:19:28.880 and people
00:19:30.820 are like
00:19:31.080 oh you
00:19:31.400 sound like
00:19:31.860 a liberal
00:19:32.200 you sound
00:19:32.520 like a
00:19:32.840 Canadian
00:19:33.080 like well
00:19:33.780 like the
00:19:35.360 shootings at
00:19:35.900 the Christmas
00:19:36.400 markets
00:19:36.860 is that
00:19:37.420 is that
00:19:37.820 like a
00:19:38.140 normal
00:19:38.600 oh yeah
00:19:40.140 yeah
00:19:40.420 no that's
00:19:41.240 not good
00:19:41.720 like
00:19:43.980 Germany
00:19:44.920 has people
00:19:45.760 ramming
00:19:46.240 trucks
00:19:46.620 through their
00:19:47.000 Christmas
00:19:47.300 markets
00:19:47.840 here
00:19:49.680 there's
00:19:49.960 I
00:19:50.180 I just
00:19:50.900 don't want
00:19:51.160 to go
00:19:51.540 anywhere
00:19:51.840 I don't
00:19:52.080 want to
00:19:52.300 do
00:19:52.540 anything
00:19:52.960 I don't
00:19:53.780 want to
00:19:54.160 go into
00:19:55.040 a crowded
00:19:55.960 place
00:19:57.040 like if
00:19:57.920 I'm going
00:19:58.260 somewhere
00:19:58.660 it's you
00:19:59.400 know Uber
00:19:59.880 from my
00:20:00.360 front door
00:20:00.880 to the
00:20:01.480 door of
00:20:01.960 the place
00:20:02.520 with the
00:20:03.300 metal
00:20:03.500 detector
00:20:04.020 I go
00:20:04.440 through the
00:20:04.760 metal
00:20:04.940 detector
00:20:05.420 I get
00:20:05.820 in and
00:20:06.160 then I
00:20:06.520 feel okay
00:20:07.140 and is
00:20:08.200 that a way
00:20:08.640 to live
00:20:09.120 it's not
00:20:10.500 like that
00:20:10.920 in Canada
00:20:11.300 I feel
00:20:11.620 like I
00:20:11.860 could go
00:20:12.060 for a
00:20:12.400 little bit
00:20:12.680 of a
00:20:12.920 walk
00:20:13.300 I mean
00:20:16.800 New York
00:20:17.220 I feel
00:20:17.560 like I
00:20:17.800 could walk
00:20:18.320 kinda
00:20:19.140 although it
00:20:20.080 was very
00:20:20.640 the last
00:20:22.720 time I was
00:20:23.120 there a
00:20:23.580 couple weeks
00:20:24.040 ago it was
00:20:24.480 a lot
00:20:24.800 sketchier than
00:20:25.500 I remember
00:20:26.040 it
00:20:26.320 I don't
00:20:27.620 know if
00:20:27.860 I mean
00:20:28.260 it's not
00:20:28.500 mom Donnie
00:20:29.200 I don't
00:20:29.660 even know
00:20:29.940 if he's
00:20:30.140 in power
00:20:30.660 yet
00:20:31.040 but
00:20:31.460 it's
00:20:34.660 sketchy
00:20:35.120 dude
00:20:35.380 it's
00:20:36.380 sketchy
00:20:36.740 to walk
00:20:37.300 people
00:20:38.500 like you
00:20:38.800 need to
00:20:39.060 walk
00:20:39.320 more
00:20:39.580 you
00:20:39.700 need to
00:20:39.960 get more
00:20:40.260 steps
00:20:40.740 in
00:20:40.940 it's
00:20:41.100 like
00:20:41.260 where
00:20:41.760 where
00:20:42.360 am I 1.00
00:20:42.580 fucking 0.99
00:20:42.820 walking 1.00
00:20:43.280 you know
00:20:44.660 I'd have
00:20:45.220 to get
00:20:45.420 a treadmill
00:20:45.920 like a
00:20:47.180 gerbil
00:20:47.980 that I
00:20:48.280 don't
00:20:48.400 even
00:20:48.520 I'd rather
00:20:49.280 have it
00:20:49.600 at my
00:20:49.800 house
00:20:50.000 I don't
00:20:50.180 want to
00:20:50.380 have to
00:20:50.600 go to
00:20:50.860 a
00:20:51.120 LA
00:20:51.780 fitness
00:20:52.240 God
00:20:52.580 knows
00:20:52.900 what
00:20:53.140 happens
00:20:53.520 at
00:20:53.680 those
00:20:53.900 places
00:20:54.340 and
00:20:54.740 have you
00:20:58.140 seen
00:20:58.300 those
00:20:58.480 videos
00:20:58.800 of the
00:20:59.040 guys
00:20:59.220 working
00:20:59.620 out
00:20:59.880 and
00:21:00.020 somebody
00:21:00.240 just
00:21:00.480 drops
00:21:00.840 like a
00:21:01.160 weight
00:21:01.380 on their
00:21:01.660 head
00:21:01.920 while
00:21:02.120 they're
00:21:02.300 like
00:21:02.580 lying
00:21:03.500 on the
00:21:03.760 bench
00:21:04.020 push 0.64
00:21:04.300 people
00:21:05.960 go to
00:21:07.600 an
00:21:07.720 LA
00:21:07.940 fitness
00:21:08.300 everybody's
00:21:08.940 like an
00:21:09.180 ex-con
00:21:09.820 they like
00:21:11.380 it because
00:21:11.640 it reminds
00:21:12.100 them of
00:21:12.400 jail
00:21:12.740 it's
00:21:13.100 it's
00:21:13.380 terrible
00:21:13.860 so if
00:21:16.200 you really
00:21:16.580 want to
00:21:16.820 go to
00:21:17.000 a good
00:21:17.280 gym
00:21:17.560 you got
00:21:18.380 to go
00:21:18.540 to an
00:21:18.780 equinox
00:21:19.460 you got
00:21:20.060 to pay
00:21:20.400 two three
00:21:20.900 four five
00:21:21.640 hundred
00:21:21.880 dollars a
00:21:22.380 month
00:21:22.680 US
00:21:24.080 for my
00:21:25.460 Canadians
00:21:25.960 out there
00:21:26.740 that's a lot
00:21:27.880 of money
00:21:28.180 buddy
00:21:28.420 Canadians are 1.00
00:21:31.280 so fucking 1.00
00:21:31.800 cheap I 0.99
00:21:32.360 just can't
00:21:33.060 even get
00:21:33.360 over
00:21:33.620 how cheap
00:21:34.380 Canadians
00:21:35.320 are we
00:21:35.940 sold my
00:21:37.020 shirts in
00:21:37.800 Canada
00:21:38.240 for the
00:21:39.300 say for
00:21:39.760 forty dollars
00:21:40.480 Canadian
00:21:41.100 by the way
00:21:42.420 in the
00:21:42.640 states we
00:21:43.000 sell them
00:21:43.280 for forty
00:21:43.660 dollars US
00:21:44.180 we just 1.00
00:21:44.720 thought fuck 1.00
00:21:45.260 it it's 1.00
00:21:45.620 easier
00:21:45.980 you know
00:21:47.040 how many
00:21:47.200 Canadians
00:21:47.580 are like
00:21:47.820 oh buddy
00:21:48.320 and even
00:21:49.960 the comments
00:21:50.460 are like
00:21:50.700 oh you
00:21:51.020 don't know
00:21:51.400 how hard
00:21:51.920 the times
00:21:52.360 are buddy
00:21:52.820 it's 1.00
00:21:53.160 fucking 0.99
00:21:53.440 hard 0.98
00:21:53.700 it's
00:21:54.680 forty
00:21:54.920 bucks
00:21:55.440 the more
00:21:56.340 spend
00:21:56.840 money to
00:21:57.260 make money
00:21:57.740 sometimes
00:21:58.060 you gotta
00:21:58.380 burn a
00:21:59.320 little cash
00:22:00.040 to fuel
00:22:01.340 the fire
00:22:01.960 of your
00:22:02.260 life
00:22:02.740 buy the
00:22:04.360 shirt
00:22:04.620 do the
00:22:05.100 thing
00:22:05.460 buy the
00:22:06.400 new phone
00:22:07.060 stop being
00:22:07.680 cheap
00:22:08.060 if you're
00:22:09.840 cheap
00:22:10.180 it's
00:22:10.460 basic
00:22:10.840 cheap
00:22:11.420 is laziness
00:22:12.920 I mean
00:22:13.360 there's a
00:22:13.680 certain level
00:22:14.160 of cheap
00:22:14.480 where it
00:22:14.740 makes sense
00:22:16.120 but generally
00:22:17.280 if you're cheap
00:22:18.380 you're lazy
00:22:18.940 you don't want to
00:22:20.000 spend the money
00:22:20.520 because you're
00:22:21.120 worried about
00:22:21.580 making the money
00:22:22.260 later and you
00:22:22.840 don't want to
00:22:23.260 have to worry
00:22:23.760 about that
00:22:24.220 and I get it
00:22:25.340 you know
00:22:25.780 lazy
00:22:26.100 there's nothing
00:22:26.900 I'm lazy
00:22:27.560 sometimes
00:22:28.440 but I don't
00:22:31.480 cheap out
00:22:31.980 like I didn't
00:22:32.640 cheap out
00:22:33.000 today on
00:22:33.400 this beautiful
00:22:34.000 performing
00:22:35.660 from the
00:22:36.180 inner thoughts
00:22:36.840 of
00:22:37.200 white 0.74
00:22:40.060 supremacy 0.98
00:22:40.560 the white 0.70
00:22:41.820 supremacy
00:22:42.180 the all
00:22:44.980 white
00:22:45.300 podcast
00:22:46.240 actually
00:22:47.840 all white
00:22:48.320 would be
00:22:48.660 not a bad
00:22:49.500 name
00:22:49.800 I've thought
00:22:51.180 about the
00:22:51.580 name problem
00:22:52.480 as my
00:22:53.000 podcast
00:22:53.700 is my
00:22:55.180 name
00:22:55.620 people
00:22:58.380 come to
00:22:59.840 my shows
00:23:00.360 and at
00:23:00.860 the end
00:23:01.120 of the
00:23:01.360 show
00:23:01.540 they just
00:23:01.880 go
00:23:02.120 I didn't
00:23:03.380 know you
00:23:03.580 had a
00:23:03.800 podcast
00:23:04.180 I go
00:23:04.740 yeah I do
00:23:05.760 and they
00:23:06.340 go
00:23:06.580 oh
00:23:07.360 I'm going
00:23:08.380 to check
00:23:08.660 it out
00:23:08.940 I don't
00:23:09.400 think they
00:23:09.720 do
00:23:10.100 and then
00:23:11.440 they'll
00:23:11.660 comment on
00:23:12.140 my videos
00:23:12.520 this is the
00:23:13.200 funniest guy
00:23:13.900 I've ever
00:23:14.200 met
00:23:14.560 I just
00:23:14.860 want him
00:23:15.160 to come
00:23:15.420 back to
00:23:15.740 my town
00:23:16.160 so badly
00:23:16.840 I just
00:23:17.180 wish I
00:23:17.460 could see
00:23:17.800 more of
00:23:18.220 him
00:23:18.320 not once
00:23:20.760 have they
00:23:21.040 looked at
00:23:21.420 the YouTube
00:23:21.800 or like
00:23:22.400 Spotify
00:23:22.820 it's
00:23:23.480 a bizarre
00:23:24.440 mental
00:23:26.000 like
00:23:26.400 learning
00:23:26.840 about
00:23:27.180 how
00:23:27.420 people
00:23:27.840 act
00:23:28.320 like
00:23:28.620 almost
00:23:29.160 how
00:23:30.240 people
00:23:30.620 are
00:23:31.200 aunt
00:23:33.060 like
00:23:33.480 you got
00:23:34.840 to kind
00:23:35.140 of
00:23:35.260 direct
00:23:35.660 oh
00:23:36.220 I didn't
00:23:38.520 know you
00:23:38.840 had that
00:23:39.200 I've only
00:23:40.040 ever seen
00:23:40.560 your clips
00:23:41.140 and that's
00:23:41.920 great
00:23:42.200 I love
00:23:42.620 that
00:23:42.960 because
00:23:43.840 the clips
00:23:44.600 sell tickets
00:23:45.320 and people
00:23:45.700 come to
00:23:46.020 the shows
00:23:46.360 they sit
00:23:46.720 through the
00:23:46.980 whole show
00:23:47.540 they love
00:23:48.520 it
00:23:48.660 they have
00:23:49.620 people buying
00:23:50.240 tickets
00:23:50.600 they're on
00:23:51.620 their fifth
00:23:52.020 sixth show
00:23:52.920 it's
00:23:54.020 brilliant
00:23:54.420 and then I
00:23:54.860 go have
00:23:55.100 you have
00:23:55.540 you listen
00:23:55.900 to the
00:23:56.080 podcast
00:23:56.460 they go
00:23:56.740 no I
00:23:57.060 couldn't
00:23:57.240 give
00:23:57.400 less of 1.00
00:23:57.740 a fuck 0.99
00:23:58.140 and it's 1.00
00:23:59.040 hilarious
00:23:59.400 really it
00:24:00.040 is actually
00:24:00.560 funny
00:24:01.020 that people
00:24:02.820 love me
00:24:04.840 live
00:24:05.880 listening to
00:24:09.080 me talk
00:24:09.640 or the
00:24:11.280 you know
00:24:11.640 people will
00:24:12.180 message me
00:24:12.700 after my
00:24:13.200 shows
00:24:13.620 with my
00:24:14.380 opener
00:24:14.700 about my
00:24:15.180 openers
00:24:15.580 and go
00:24:15.840 oh my
00:24:16.240 god your
00:24:16.580 openers
00:24:17.020 were just
00:24:17.340 incredible
00:24:17.900 Armin
00:24:18.340 what are
00:24:19.780 their names
00:24:20.420 they never
00:24:21.360 remember their
00:24:21.840 names first
00:24:22.380 of all
00:24:22.700 and they want
00:24:23.620 to look them
00:24:24.040 up and
00:24:24.380 they say
00:24:24.620 I want
00:24:24.820 to follow
00:24:25.260 them so
00:24:26.180 I tell
00:24:26.540 them who
00:24:26.820 they are
00:24:27.180 and then I
00:24:27.880 say hey
00:24:28.300 and they're
00:24:28.560 also and
00:24:28.960 then I post
00:24:29.560 those guys
00:24:30.960 faces and
00:24:32.200 I'm talking
00:24:32.480 about thousands
00:24:33.160 of people
00:24:33.480 asking me
00:24:33.940 you know
00:24:34.200 well maybe
00:24:34.940 not thousands
00:24:35.360 hundreds
00:24:35.900 that you know
00:24:37.560 great show
00:24:38.500 we can't wait
00:24:39.200 to see you
00:24:39.620 next time
00:24:40.160 who are the
00:24:40.540 opener
00:24:40.920 this that
00:24:41.460 so we're
00:24:47.020 shutting it
00:24:47.420 down this
00:24:47.940 is the
00:24:48.240 last podcast
00:24:49.260 could be
00:24:52.180 I'll be
00:24:53.400 interested to
00:24:53.920 see if
00:24:54.160 somebody
00:24:54.460 record or
00:24:56.000 you know
00:24:56.600 ends up
00:24:57.260 even commenting
00:25:00.460 asking about
00:25:01.280 it that's
00:25:01.700 I'm going to
00:25:02.160 start throwing
00:25:02.820 random things
00:25:03.660 into the
00:25:03.980 podcast like
00:25:04.720 30 40 50
00:25:05.880 minutes in
00:25:06.540 and depending
00:25:09.320 depending on
00:25:11.880 how
00:25:12.580 how many
00:25:16.240 people watch
00:25:16.680 the podcast
00:25:17.220 we'll find
00:25:17.740 out because
00:25:18.300 people will
00:25:19.320 be like are
00:25:19.680 you actually
00:25:20.060 actually your
00:25:20.700 last episode
00:25:21.360 one time I
00:25:22.720 didn't do the
00:25:23.180 podcast for
00:25:23.660 like a month
00:25:24.140 and a half
00:25:24.740 and I had
00:25:25.420 like one guy
00:25:26.300 be like hey
00:25:27.700 what happened
00:25:28.060 to the podcast
00:25:28.500 like one dude
00:25:30.020 was like yo
00:25:30.880 what's where's
00:25:31.980 the pod
00:25:32.420 nobody else
00:25:33.700 like people
00:25:34.620 just
00:25:34.880 and it's
00:25:38.160 maybe that's
00:25:38.560 a good thing
00:25:39.000 maybe my
00:25:39.440 fans don't
00:25:40.260 like podcasts
00:25:41.060 which I've
00:25:42.400 genuinely
00:25:43.120 like a lot
00:25:44.480 of comics
00:25:44.840 don't have
00:25:45.240 podcasts now
00:25:46.020 you know
00:25:46.800 they go on
00:25:47.320 other people
00:25:47.680 Matt Wright
00:25:48.160 doesn't have
00:25:48.540 podcasts
00:25:48.920 Dave Chappelle
00:25:52.800 doesn't have
00:25:53.220 a podcast
00:25:53.880 Louis CK
00:25:54.580 doesn't have
00:25:55.020 a podcast
00:25:55.860 Bill Bird
00:25:57.280 does have
00:25:57.800 a podcast
00:25:58.260 I don't know
00:25:58.720 how many
00:25:58.980 people listen
00:25:59.960 to that
00:26:00.240 his podcast
00:26:00.760 he has
00:26:01.420 one of the
00:26:01.900 easiest
00:26:02.320 he just
00:26:04.140 does his
00:26:04.520 pod on
00:26:04.920 his phone
00:26:05.400 while he's
00:26:06.180 lying on
00:26:06.560 the couch
00:26:06.980 maybe I
00:26:08.440 could do
00:26:08.720 that
00:26:09.100 instead
00:26:10.100 here I
00:26:10.520 am
00:26:10.880 one of
00:26:13.660 the most
00:26:14.120 probably
00:26:14.820 one of
00:26:15.080 the most
00:26:15.320 beautiful
00:26:15.620 studios
00:26:16.260 podcast
00:26:16.740 studios
00:26:17.280 in Austin
00:26:17.960 no guests
00:26:20.680 nobody wanted
00:26:21.420 to come
00:26:21.780 I asked
00:26:23.820 one person
00:26:24.700 if they would
00:26:26.020 do my
00:26:26.300 podcast
00:26:26.780 and they
00:26:26.980 go
00:26:27.200 sorry I
00:26:28.020 can't
00:26:28.380 but I
00:26:28.620 want you
00:26:28.860 to come
00:26:29.140 on mine
00:26:29.720 I don't
00:26:34.020 want to
00:26:34.240 do yours
00:26:34.700 but you
00:26:35.220 want to
00:26:35.380 do mine
00:26:35.800 and of
00:26:37.040 course I
00:26:37.420 would because
00:26:38.180 theirs is
00:26:39.280 probably
00:26:39.700 but I was
00:26:43.160 talking to
00:26:43.620 Armin today
00:26:44.200 about it
00:26:44.720 and having
00:26:46.840 being in the
00:26:47.740 podcast sphere
00:26:49.240 now is
00:26:50.500 different than
00:26:51.040 a stand-up
00:26:51.600 sphere like
00:26:52.140 there's
00:26:52.580 crossover
00:26:53.060 don't get
00:26:53.420 me wrong
00:26:53.820 but the
00:26:54.800 podcast sphere
00:26:56.100 of you
00:26:57.380 know the
00:26:57.660 sphere is
00:26:58.100 now like
00:26:58.480 Candace
00:26:59.100 Owens
00:26:59.540 and like
00:27:00.180 Nick
00:27:00.500 Fuentes
00:27:01.440 and
00:27:02.280 whatever
00:27:05.980 I mean
00:27:06.580 you know
00:27:07.080 the people
00:27:08.220 who watch
00:27:08.700 podcasts
00:27:09.240 watch those
00:27:10.060 guys
00:27:11.500 and if
00:27:11.880 they're
00:27:12.040 watching
00:27:12.340 that I
00:27:12.800 mean they're
00:27:13.140 gonna watch
00:27:13.480 me and be
00:27:13.880 like what 0.85
00:27:14.180 the hell 0.78
00:27:14.420 is this
00:27:14.960 why isn't
00:27:16.900 this guy
00:27:17.200 hailing
00:27:17.560 Hitler 0.78
00:27:17.860 why isn't
00:27:18.360 this guy
00:27:18.900 claiming he's
00:27:20.800 about to be
00:27:21.200 assassinated by 0.93
00:27:21.860 the French
00:27:22.180 government
00:27:22.640 Candace
00:27:26.380 Owens is
00:27:27.300 really good
00:27:29.120 at saying
00:27:30.060 stuff and
00:27:31.700 people listen
00:27:33.480 and then
00:27:34.080 you know
00:27:34.540 she's
00:27:35.100 she's got
00:27:36.780 when she
00:27:37.480 did this
00:27:38.160 thing and
00:27:38.980 like little
00:27:39.380 viral things
00:27:40.160 like that
00:27:40.800 she knows
00:27:42.060 what she's
00:27:42.520 doing for
00:27:43.520 sure is
00:27:44.520 she on
00:27:45.580 a hit list
00:27:46.120 this new
00:27:47.300 thing with
00:27:47.820 social media
00:27:49.440 just being
00:27:49.980 so fake
00:27:51.880 like more
00:27:52.380 fake than
00:27:52.760 it's ever
00:27:53.240 been to
00:27:54.580 the point
00:27:54.940 where people
00:27:55.360 just tweet
00:27:55.800 stuff and
00:27:56.140 go it
00:27:56.840 has been
00:27:57.280 confirmed
00:27:57.900 that whatever
00:28:00.180 Candace
00:28:00.680 Owens is
00:28:01.420 being you
00:28:02.880 know money
00:28:04.460 did come
00:28:05.140 from Macron
00:28:05.660 like and
00:28:06.260 you can say
00:28:06.780 that about
00:28:07.120 anything any
00:28:07.880 conspiracy it
00:28:08.600 is confirmed
00:28:09.320 9-11 done
00:28:10.160 by the Jews
00:28:10.600 it is confirmed
00:28:11.520 blah blah blah
00:28:12.020 anything you
00:28:12.980 want and
00:28:14.640 it's just
00:28:15.160 a hundred
00:28:16.820 million you
00:28:17.840 know retweets
00:28:18.700 and three
00:28:19.920 million views
00:28:20.800 and 300,000
00:28:21.820 likes and
00:28:22.480 and it's
00:28:23.780 like what
00:28:24.080 do we
00:28:24.300 even it's
00:28:24.840 all slop
00:28:25.760 everything's
00:28:26.340 just slop
00:28:26.920 now that's
00:28:27.400 why part
00:28:27.780 of me is 1.00
00:28:28.100 like fuck 1.00
00:28:28.560 do I 1.00
00:28:29.120 need to
00:28:29.560 have a
00:28:30.440 podcast I
00:28:31.040 like doing
00:28:31.640 it I
00:28:32.000 like put I
00:28:32.520 like having
00:28:32.940 the extra
00:28:33.380 clips podcast
00:28:34.960 clips do
00:28:35.640 like 200
00:28:36.180 300 400
00:28:36.980 sometimes over
00:28:38.060 a million
00:28:38.380 views every
00:28:39.640 week but
00:28:41.480 the but
00:28:42.800 getting people
00:28:43.620 from Instagram
00:28:45.260 to YouTube
00:28:46.520 is hard there
00:28:48.040 has to be
00:28:48.520 there's a
00:28:48.900 new audience
00:28:49.580 that's out
00:28:51.140 there the
00:28:52.100 YouTube audience
00:28:52.880 the people who
00:28:53.460 just watch
00:28:53.900 YouTube you
00:28:55.520 know these
00:28:55.860 this is what I
00:28:56.600 need I need
00:28:57.100 people who
00:28:57.500 only watch
00:28:57.980 YouTube and
00:28:59.180 rumble what
00:29:00.380 about the
00:29:00.720 rumble people
00:29:01.520 should I be
00:29:02.900 on I like
00:29:04.360 rumble I
00:29:04.860 posted to
00:29:05.460 rumble
00:29:05.860 listen I'm
00:29:09.720 selling enough
00:29:10.260 tickets that I
00:29:11.440 don't need to
00:29:11.880 sit here like a 0.98
00:29:12.580 retard but I 0.98
00:29:13.360 do it because I
00:29:14.160 like it I do
00:29:15.560 this for the love
00:29:16.060 of the game
00:29:16.660 the love of
00:29:18.700 the podcast
00:29:19.220 game that
00:29:20.780 2017 podcasts
00:29:24.520 I might have
00:29:25.360 peaked in
00:29:25.840 2017
00:29:26.420 we're like
00:29:30.580 this is like
00:29:32.060 the post
00:29:32.580 podcast podcast
00:29:33.740 era where
00:29:36.560 fret and fit
00:29:38.380 what is it
00:29:38.900 fresh and fit
00:29:39.680 fit and
00:29:40.220 fresh fresh
00:29:41.740 and fit
00:29:42.140 the number
00:29:44.120 one podcast
00:29:44.720 about hailing
00:29:47.320 Hitler and 0.80
00:29:48.060 telling women 1.00
00:29:48.700 their whores 1.00
00:29:49.160 and which 1.00
00:29:49.840 honestly like
00:29:50.720 if I was
00:29:51.380 17 I'd
00:29:52.220 probably watch
00:29:52.940 that I'd
00:29:53.900 probably watch
00:29:54.500 the hail
00:29:54.880 Hitler call 1.00
00:29:55.640 women whores 1.00
00:29:56.280 podcast because 1.00
00:29:57.940 what else
00:30:00.500 am I you know
00:30:01.260 it's it's
00:30:01.940 exciting if
00:30:02.740 that didn't
00:30:03.540 exist when I
00:30:04.140 was a kid
00:30:04.460 there we
00:30:05.040 did that we
00:30:05.720 had our own
00:30:06.440 hail Hitler 0.91
00:30:07.720 called women 0.97
00:30:08.340 not hail
00:30:08.900 Hitler but 0.84
00:30:09.440 that was I
00:30:10.980 mean I don't
00:30:11.360 think there
00:30:11.840 wasn't really
00:30:12.340 that there
00:30:13.080 wasn't kids
00:30:13.540 in high
00:30:13.880 school when
00:30:14.360 I was a
00:30:14.720 kid hailing
00:30:16.460 Hitler they 0.99
00:30:18.000 just weren't
00:30:18.620 doing it
00:30:19.220 was I don't
00:30:20.620 know if it
00:30:20.900 wasn't it
00:30:21.280 wasn't in
00:30:21.680 fashion it
00:30:23.900 just wasn't
00:30:24.360 something that
00:30:24.840 people were
00:30:25.580 even contemplating
00:30:28.260 everybody was
00:30:28.900 more just
00:30:29.440 wanted to have
00:30:30.080 fun wanted to 0.99
00:30:31.160 have sex 0.99
00:30:31.900 wanted to meet 0.98
00:30:33.300 girls wanted to 1.00
00:30:34.240 look cool
00:30:34.980 wanted to have
00:30:36.680 the coolest
00:30:37.120 parties same
00:30:38.900 as now
00:30:39.580 really
00:30:40.920 same as
00:30:42.240 but now
00:30:43.260 it's like
00:30:43.720 they've
00:30:44.660 brainwashed
00:30:45.200 all the
00:30:45.480 women into 0.98
00:30:45.900 being liberal
00:30:46.400 so none
00:30:46.820 of them
00:30:47.000 are fun 1.00
00:30:47.320 to fuck 1.00
00:30:47.800 and then 1.00
00:30:49.020 they brainwashed
00:30:49.820 all the
00:30:50.460 men into
00:30:52.220 being
00:30:52.620 Nazis 0.94
00:30:53.640 like
00:30:55.340 it's like
00:30:57.600 they're trying
00:30:58.000 to divide
00:30:58.600 the gen
00:30:59.060 you know
00:30:59.460 women you 1.00
00:31:00.020 have to be
00:31:00.400 left-wing
00:31:00.820 right men
00:31:01.340 you have to
00:31:01.720 be why
00:31:02.560 what are we
00:31:03.460 doing
00:31:03.880 we didn't
00:31:05.220 even talk
00:31:05.820 about politics
00:31:06.500 when I was
00:31:06.820 in high
00:31:07.080 school there
00:31:07.380 wasn't even
00:31:07.660 a conversation
00:31:08.420 even in
00:31:08.900 university
00:31:09.580 I mean I
00:31:10.400 took politics
00:31:11.180 class and it
00:31:11.860 was like
00:31:12.260 boring
00:31:12.940 we didn't
00:31:14.440 nobody was
00:31:15.360 worried about
00:31:15.880 who you were
00:31:16.340 voting for
00:31:16.980 nobody talked
00:31:17.640 about who
00:31:17.960 you were
00:31:18.160 voting for
00:31:18.780 nobody cared
00:31:19.660 how you
00:31:19.980 talked
00:31:20.640 nobody cared
00:31:21.260 if you said 0.98
00:31:21.680 retard or 1.00
00:31:22.340 this or
00:31:23.200 that or
00:31:23.700 there was
00:31:24.500 you know
00:31:25.320 this is all
00:31:26.880 new this
00:31:27.540 whole
00:31:27.880 don't do
00:31:29.600 this don't
00:31:30.200 say this
00:31:30.720 don't act
00:31:31.260 like this
00:31:31.800 don't do
00:31:32.240 that's all
00:31:32.860 new like
00:31:33.480 getting
00:31:33.780 I mean
00:31:34.820 getting
00:31:35.100 canceled
00:31:35.540 there was
00:31:35.860 no getting
00:31:36.200 canceled
00:31:36.680 I went to
00:31:37.640 see Russell
00:31:38.180 Peters at
00:31:38.820 the K
00:31:40.200 Rock Center
00:31:40.940 in Kingston
00:31:41.580 Ontario
00:31:42.200 and that
00:31:43.140 was my
00:31:43.400 first big
00:31:44.200 comedy show
00:31:44.760 that I
00:31:44.980 went to
00:31:45.240 and I
00:31:45.400 had already
00:31:45.700 started
00:31:46.200 comedy
00:31:46.660 I started
00:31:47.320 comedy before
00:31:47.860 I even
00:31:48.100 went to
00:31:48.540 see a
00:31:49.700 single
00:31:50.040 comedy show
00:31:50.840 the only
00:31:51.960 comedy show
00:31:52.480 before that
00:31:52.940 I'd seen
00:31:53.360 was Graham
00:31:54.960 K at 0.93
00:31:55.760 Time to
00:31:56.840 Laugh
00:31:57.340 in Kingston
00:31:58.380 and I
00:31:59.540 got his
00:31:59.860 album and
00:32:00.480 then after
00:32:00.840 that I
00:32:01.140 went to
00:32:01.380 see Russell
00:32:01.740 Peters at
00:32:02.260 the stadium
00:32:02.980 and when I
00:32:03.360 saw that I
00:32:03.840 was like this
00:32:04.300 is amazing
00:32:04.860 I want to
00:32:05.400 do this for
00:32:05.880 a living
00:32:06.220 and I
00:32:10.020 remember there
00:32:10.380 were some
00:32:10.680 haters outside
00:32:11.620 actually some
00:32:12.420 some homeless
00:32:14.120 people riding
00:32:15.380 by on bicycles
00:32:16.240 as everybody was
00:32:17.040 going into the
00:32:17.680 K Rock Center
00:32:18.320 and they yelled
00:32:19.200 oh you guys
00:32:19.920 paid money
00:32:20.660 for to go see
00:32:21.460 Russell Peters
00:32:22.220 what are you 1.00
00:32:22.660 stupid 1.00
00:32:23.260 haters 1.00
00:32:25.760 and that's
00:32:27.860 that was
00:32:28.380 that's interesting
00:32:29.220 that even in
00:32:30.020 that show
00:32:30.580 that first show
00:32:31.260 that I went
00:32:31.700 to I was
00:32:32.080 able to see
00:32:32.600 the haters
00:32:33.100 that exist
00:32:34.660 and haters
00:32:37.600 but haters
00:32:38.240 used to just
00:32:38.800 hate
00:32:39.060 now haters
00:32:39.820 have a
00:32:41.140 strategy
00:32:41.780 and it's
00:32:42.360 like a
00:32:42.640 full-time
00:32:43.120 job
00:32:43.580 where
00:32:43.900 they
00:32:44.940 they
00:32:46.620 basically
00:32:47.300 like critics
00:32:48.020 that they
00:32:48.420 we used
00:32:48.800 to have
00:32:49.020 Hollywood
00:32:49.360 critics
00:32:49.960 that movie
00:32:50.660 critics
00:32:51.100 there's like
00:32:51.460 comedy critics
00:32:52.240 but
00:32:54.040 I mean
00:32:55.560 they're not
00:32:55.840 writing articles
00:32:56.580 they're writing
00:32:57.160 emails to
00:32:58.020 venues
00:32:58.540 and attempting
00:33:00.320 to get those
00:33:00.960 shows
00:33:01.340 canceled
00:33:01.920 which
00:33:02.300 does happen
00:33:03.480 to me
00:33:03.840 I do have
00:33:04.660 people
00:33:05.800 who just
00:33:08.160 you know
00:33:09.200 his comedy
00:33:10.020 is just so
00:33:10.860 offensive
00:33:11.240 that it
00:33:12.060 shouldn't be
00:33:12.600 allowed
00:33:13.140 and but
00:33:13.480 it's a show
00:33:15.800 for adults
00:33:16.680 what do people
00:33:18.500 not understand
00:33:19.300 that comedy
00:33:21.120 is an
00:33:21.580 adult
00:33:23.040 experience
00:33:26.640 it is a
00:33:27.300 show
00:33:27.620 for a
00:33:28.280 mature
00:33:28.760 audience
00:33:29.340 remember
00:33:29.660 when you
00:33:30.460 were a
00:33:30.740 kid
00:33:30.940 and they
00:33:31.200 go
00:33:31.420 this
00:33:32.020 this
00:33:32.400 is a
00:33:33.160 mature
00:33:33.780 audience
00:33:34.420 rated R
00:33:35.220 do not
00:33:35.800 watch
00:33:36.160 if you
00:33:36.460 are a 1.00
00:33:36.760 fucking 1.00
00:33:37.020 kid 1.00
00:33:37.380 and if
00:33:38.320 you're
00:33:38.500 or you
00:33:39.200 know
00:33:39.400 so
00:33:39.760 now
00:33:40.440 it's
00:33:40.680 become
00:33:41.040 that
00:33:41.240 everybody
00:33:41.740 after
00:33:42.720 COVID's
00:33:43.340 brain
00:33:43.640 is 0.99
00:33:43.820 mush
00:33:44.320 and
00:33:44.920 everybody
00:33:45.240 is
00:33:45.540 they
00:33:46.080 were
00:33:46.300 treated
00:33:46.640 like
00:33:46.920 children
00:33:47.240 by the
00:33:47.620 government
00:33:47.920 stay
00:33:48.300 inside
00:33:48.780 don't
00:33:49.080 go
00:33:49.240 outside
00:33:49.680 you
00:33:49.800 have
00:33:49.920 to
00:33:50.000 walk
00:33:50.140 and
00:33:50.660 that
00:33:50.840 and
00:33:50.960 that
00:33:51.120 whole
00:33:51.320 brainwash
00:33:52.080 that
00:33:52.280 happened
00:33:52.680 and
00:33:53.680 now
00:33:54.440 everybody
00:33:54.800 is
00:33:54.920 like
00:33:55.040 a
00:33:55.160 little
00:33:55.280 kid
00:33:55.740 so
00:33:56.280 it's
00:33:56.420 like
00:33:56.520 he
00:33:56.880 said
00:33:57.200 something
00:33:57.500 I
00:33:57.720 don't
00:33:57.960 like
00:33:58.300 I
00:33:58.740 don't
00:33:59.020 want
00:33:59.280 I
00:33:59.460 don't
00:34:00.000 think
00:34:00.240 it
00:34:00.400 should
00:34:00.600 be
00:34:00.800 allowed
00:34:01.500 don't
00:34:02.180 you
00:34:02.340 miss
00:34:02.840 don't
00:34:04.620 you
00:34:04.780 think
00:34:05.040 that
00:34:05.200 I
00:34:05.560 don't
00:34:05.720 think
00:34:05.900 he
00:34:06.040 should
00:34:06.220 be
00:34:06.360 allowed
00:34:06.760 in
00:34:06.960 here
00:34:07.200 it's
00:34:07.880 all
00:34:08.140 tattletale 0.96
00:34:09.100 rat
00:34:10.280 culture
00:34:11.660 of
00:34:13.040 I
00:34:14.080 don't
00:34:14.280 like
00:34:14.560 it
00:34:14.720 so
00:34:14.880 it
00:34:15.020 shouldn't
00:34:15.220 be
00:34:15.360 allowed
00:34:15.640 that's
00:34:16.000 not
00:34:16.380 normal
00:34:17.260 okay
00:34:18.340 we're
00:34:18.820 not
00:34:19.020 living
00:34:19.280 in a
00:34:19.540 normal
00:34:19.800 time
00:34:20.200 and
00:34:21.040 the
00:34:21.220 people
00:34:21.460 telling
00:34:21.840 you
00:34:22.020 that
00:34:22.320 the
00:34:22.640 liberals
00:34:23.280 will
00:34:23.480 be
00:34:23.600 like
00:34:23.800 this
00:34:24.200 is
00:34:24.400 not
00:34:24.660 a
00:34:24.880 normal
00:34:25.620 time
00:34:26.180 it's
00:34:26.420 a
00:34:26.700 tyrannical
00:34:27.460 time
00:34:27.740 but
00:34:28.520 when
00:34:28.700 they
00:34:28.880 were
00:34:29.060 in
00:34:29.220 power
00:34:29.520 oh
00:34:30.000 it
00:34:30.100 was
00:34:30.240 gray
00:34:30.540 right
00:34:30.900 point
00:34:33.200 being
00:34:33.760 we
00:34:35.560 have
00:34:35.840 this
00:34:36.180 generation
00:34:37.640 of
00:34:37.980 people
00:34:38.420 and
00:34:39.600 I'm
00:34:39.720 not
00:34:39.860 talking
00:34:40.120 about
00:34:40.280 young
00:34:40.500 people
00:34:40.760 I'm
00:34:40.900 talking
00:34:41.100 about
00:34:41.280 people
00:34:41.500 in
00:34:41.640 their
00:34:41.800 30s
00:34:42.260 and
00:34:42.400 40s
00:34:43.060 who 1.00
00:34:44.460 fucked 1.00
00:34:45.380 their 1.00
00:34:45.560 lives
00:34:45.840 up
00:34:46.180 did
00:34:47.080 too
00:34:47.260 many
00:34:47.540 drugs
00:34:48.480 drinking
00:34:49.040 didn't
00:34:49.540 accomplish
00:34:49.960 anything
00:34:50.380 didn't
00:34:50.600 make
00:34:50.780 any
00:34:50.980 money
00:34:51.280 they're
00:34:51.620 on
00:34:51.760 government
00:34:52.080 assistance
00:34:52.560 they're
00:34:52.900 complete 1.00
00:34:53.240 losers 1.00
00:34:53.620 they have 1.00
00:34:54.020 no
00:34:54.180 families
00:34:54.600 no
00:34:54.800 kids
00:34:55.100 no
00:34:55.320 nothing
00:34:55.720 nothing
00:34:56.400 and
00:34:57.280 that
00:34:57.420 is
00:34:57.620 sad
00:34:57.960 I
00:34:58.100 want
00:34:58.240 to
00:34:58.360 take
00:34:58.580 a
00:34:58.720 second
00:34:58.940 and
00:34:59.140 say
00:34:59.280 I
00:34:59.460 do
00:34:59.640 feel
00:34:59.980 for
00:35:00.200 you
00:35:03.760 have
00:35:04.400 nothing
00:35:04.760 I
00:35:04.960 feel
00:35:05.460 for
00:35:05.720 you
00:35:05.900 I
00:35:06.060 get
00:35:06.300 it
00:35:06.440 you
00:35:06.560 have
00:35:06.700 nothing
00:35:07.160 you
00:35:07.760 didn't
00:35:07.940 accomplish
00:35:08.360 anything
00:35:08.880 you
00:35:09.540 need
00:35:09.740 the
00:35:09.860 government
00:35:10.140 to
00:35:10.360 exist
00:35:10.920 but
00:35:13.560 just
00:35:14.540 stay
00:35:14.860 in your
00:35:15.160 lane
00:35:15.500 then
00:35:15.880 you
00:35:16.680 know
00:35:16.960 you
00:35:17.720 don't
00:35:17.900 like
00:35:18.140 something
00:35:18.400 you
00:35:18.600 saw
00:35:18.820 on
00:35:18.980 Instagram
00:35:19.580 or
00:35:19.980 Facebook
00:35:20.420 so
00:35:20.720 you
00:35:20.820 take
00:35:21.040 it
00:35:21.140 upon
00:35:21.320 yourself
00:35:21.660 to
00:35:21.860 message
00:35:22.500 venues
00:35:23.700 and
00:35:24.060 try
00:35:24.280 to
00:35:24.420 get
00:35:24.600 the
00:35:24.860 show
00:35:25.100 canceled
00:35:25.440 this
00:35:25.960 is
00:35:26.120 comedy
00:35:27.040 is
00:35:27.260 for
00:35:27.480 adults
00:35:28.060 and
00:35:28.320 you
00:35:28.420 are
00:35:28.560 clearly
00:35:28.920 not
00:35:29.280 adult
00:35:29.780 enough
00:35:30.200 to
00:35:31.020 go
00:35:31.440 to
00:35:31.740 the
00:35:33.760 it's
00:35:34.300 really
00:35:35.080 what
00:35:35.320 it's
00:35:36.020 offensive
00:35:36.480 to
00:35:36.780 this
00:35:37.140 group
00:35:37.500 or
00:35:37.680 this
00:35:38.000 race
00:35:38.400 and
00:35:38.560 he
00:35:38.720 talks
00:35:39.080 about
00:35:39.320 this
00:35:39.600 group
00:35:39.860 or
00:35:40.000 this
00:35:40.160 race
00:35:40.300 it's
00:35:40.880 called
00:35:41.120 politically
00:35:41.780 incorrect
00:35:42.720 humor
00:35:43.200 that's
00:35:44.560 what
00:35:44.720 it is
00:35:45.340 it's
00:35:47.720 for
00:35:47.920 adults
00:35:48.420 if
00:35:48.600 you
00:35:49.320 go
00:35:49.500 to
00:35:49.680 a
00:35:49.880 strip
00:35:50.140 club
00:35:50.420 and
00:35:50.680 a
00:35:51.180 woman 0.99
00:35:51.420 pulls
00:35:51.800 out
00:35:52.100 her 1.00
00:35:52.500 asshole 1.00
00:35:54.220 or 1.00
00:35:54.700 her 1.00
00:35:54.900 vagina 1.00
00:35:55.360 it's 0.54
00:35:57.800 understood
00:35:58.220 that
00:35:58.520 that is
00:35:58.880 where
00:35:59.220 the 1.00
00:35:59.960 assholes 1.00
00:36:00.360 and 1.00
00:36:00.520 the 0.95
00:36:00.640 vaginas 1.00
00:36:01.100 are
00:36:01.960 allowed
00:36:02.180 to
00:36:02.280 be
00:36:02.400 seen
00:36:02.640 just
00:36:04.560 like
00:36:04.720 a
00:36:04.860 comedy
00:36:05.140 club
00:36:05.420 there's
00:36:05.660 an
00:36:05.760 understanding
00:36:06.220 that
00:36:06.440 that's
00:36:06.700 where
00:36:06.860 you're
00:36:07.060 allowed
00:36:07.360 to
00:36:07.720 make
00:36:08.060 jokes
00:36:08.440 about
00:36:08.720 things
00:36:09.100 that
00:36:09.260 you're
00:36:09.400 not
00:36:09.540 supposed
00:36:09.780 to
00:36:09.940 talk
00:36:10.220 about
00:36:10.480 at
00:36:10.620 your
00:36:10.760 job
00:36:11.180 at
00:36:11.380 Wells
00:36:11.660 Fargo
00:36:12.180 but
00:36:13.120 at
00:36:13.300 the
00:36:13.420 end
00:36:13.540 of
00:36:13.640 the
00:36:13.760 day
00:36:14.100 the
00:36:16.720 people
00:36:17.020 who
00:36:17.220 want
00:36:17.420 to
00:36:17.540 shut
00:36:17.780 that
00:36:18.040 down
00:36:18.420 and
00:36:18.640 take
00:36:18.900 away
00:36:19.380 like 0.88
00:36:20.220 you
00:36:20.420 know
00:36:20.520 how many
00:36:20.700 people
00:36:20.980 in
00:36:21.140 Thunder
00:36:21.340 Bay
00:36:21.520 are
00:36:21.680 messaging
00:36:22.000 me
00:36:22.260 going
00:36:22.460 why
00:36:22.880 half
00:36:23.980 the
00:36:24.100 people
00:36:24.340 just
00:36:24.700 want
00:36:25.020 me
00:36:25.140 to
00:36:25.260 come
00:36:25.400 to
00:36:25.540 Thunder
00:36:32.640 are
00:36:33.720 like
00:36:34.020 I
00:36:34.680 was
00:36:34.840 about
00:36:35.060 to
00:36:35.220 buy
00:36:35.340 a
00:36:35.460 ticket
00:36:35.620 I
00:36:35.780 saw
00:36:35.940 that
00:36:36.060 you
00:36:36.100 were
00:36:36.200 coming
00:36:36.400 here
00:36:36.580 and
00:36:36.680 then
00:36:36.800 I
00:36:36.900 checked
00:36:37.140 the
00:36:37.260 website
00:36:37.520 and
00:36:37.640 it
00:36:37.700 was
00:36:37.800 gone
00:36:38.200 and
00:36:39.720 this
00:36:39.940 is
00:36:40.080 the
00:36:40.240 type
00:36:40.480 of
00:36:40.620 thing
00:36:41.020 that
00:36:42.400 the
00:36:42.660 Canadian
00:36:43.520 venues
00:36:44.280 would be
00:36:45.500 are
00:36:45.700 willing
00:36:45.960 to do
00:36:46.300 to
00:36:46.440 their
00:36:46.600 own
00:36:46.960 their
00:36:47.820 own
00:36:48.180 I'm
00:36:48.640 not
00:36:48.800 an
00:36:48.940 American
00:36:49.220 I
00:36:49.600 live
00:36:49.800 in
00:36:49.900 America
00:36:50.160 as
00:36:50.360 of
00:36:50.440 a
00:36:50.540 year
00:36:50.640 and
00:36:50.740 a
00:36:50.800 half
00:36:50.940 ago
00:36:51.100 but
00:36:51.300 as
00:36:51.440 far
00:36:51.600 as
00:36:51.740 Canadians
00:36:52.360 are
00:36:52.560 concerned
00:36:52.840 Oh
00:36:53.040 you
00:36:53.160 moved
00:36:53.340 to
00:37:02.640 immediately
00:37:02.960 Oh
00:37:03.320 new
00:37:03.780 Canadian
00:37:04.320 Oh
00:37:05.460 yeah
00:37:05.700 here's
00:37:06.160 a job
00:37:06.460 of
00:37:06.580 Tim
00:37:06.740 Hortons
00:37:07.220 scoop
00:37:08.840 and slop
00:37:09.400 into
00:37:09.680 bagels
00:37:10.580 or
00:37:10.740 whatever
00:37:10.980 they
00:37:11.180 do
00:37:11.400 so
00:37:12.940 yeah
00:37:16.180 it's
00:37:16.420 not
00:37:16.620 an
00:37:16.780 easy
00:37:17.100 gig
00:37:17.560 no
00:37:20.640 gig
00:37:20.920 no
00:37:21.320 gig
00:37:21.600 no
00:37:22.520 job
00:37:24.380 where
00:37:24.560 you
00:37:24.720 actually
00:37:25.160 could
00:37:25.480 become
00:37:26.000 somebody
00:37:26.520 and
00:37:26.820 do
00:37:28.060 something
00:37:28.560 more
00:37:29.300 interesting
00:37:29.820 than
00:37:30.240 just
00:37:32.580 sit
00:37:32.860 around
00:37:33.180 and
00:37:33.380 push 0.64
00:37:33.600 paper
00:37:34.060 and
00:37:34.420 send
00:37:35.480 emails
00:37:35.920 a job
00:37:36.800 even
00:37:37.260 commercial
00:37:37.720 real
00:37:37.940 estate
00:37:38.160 when I
00:37:38.420 was in
00:37:38.660 commercial
00:37:38.940 real
00:37:39.180 estate
00:37:39.460 you
00:37:41.040 could
00:37:41.180 have
00:37:41.300 an
00:37:41.420 article
00:37:41.660 written
00:37:41.940 about
00:37:42.180 you
00:37:42.340 if
00:37:42.460 you
00:37:42.540 do
00:37:42.700 enough
00:37:42.920 square
00:37:43.180 footage
00:37:43.480 you
00:37:43.660 can
00:37:43.840 you
00:37:44.520 can
00:37:44.660 have
00:37:44.820 some
00:37:45.020 influence
00:37:45.340 you
00:37:45.460 could
00:37:45.600 have
00:37:45.720 a
00:37:45.840 podcast
00:37:46.180 there
00:37:47.620 are
00:37:47.840 real
00:37:48.580 estate
00:37:48.820 podcasts
00:37:49.460 of
00:37:50.040 course
00:37:50.360 there
00:37:50.560 are
00:37:50.740 not
00:37:52.140 great
00:37:52.660 to
00:37:52.900 listen
00:37:53.140 to
00:37:53.340 but
00:37:53.660 I'm
00:37:57.340 just
00:37:57.520 saying
00:37:57.860 some
00:37:59.220 people
00:37:59.500 do
00:37:59.720 these
00:38:00.100 you
00:38:00.860 know
00:38:01.080 I
00:38:01.760 work
00:38:02.120 at
00:38:02.300 a
00:38:02.460 community
00:38:03.120 shelter
00:38:04.080 and
00:38:04.580 my
00:38:04.880 off
00:38:05.200 time
00:38:05.480 I
00:38:05.680 watch
00:38:05.980 comedy
00:38:06.380 I
00:38:06.560 don't
00:38:06.860 like
00:38:07.160 and
00:38:07.300 then
00:38:07.480 try
00:38:07.820 to
00:38:07.960 get
00:38:08.100 it
00:38:08.240 canceled
00:38:08.740 you're 0.91
00:38:09.520 a 1.00
00:38:09.700 moron 1.00
00:38:10.260 do 1.00
00:38:12.100 something
00:38:12.500 interesting
00:38:12.940 with your
00:38:13.260 life
00:38:13.460 I
00:38:13.600 guarantee
00:38:13.940 you
00:38:14.160 anybody
00:38:14.860 who's
00:38:15.180 doing
00:38:15.340 something
00:38:15.560 interesting
00:38:15.980 with
00:38:16.200 their
00:38:16.320 life
00:38:16.560 is
00:38:17.180 not
00:38:17.480 trying
00:38:17.980 to
00:38:18.500 get
00:38:20.300 somebody
00:38:20.720 else's
00:38:21.220 interesting
00:38:21.660 thing
00:38:22.100 destroyed
00:38:23.040 healthy
00:38:24.240 competition
00:38:24.940 completely
00:38:26.140 different
00:38:26.500 thing
00:38:26.840 trying
00:38:27.780 to
00:38:28.060 destroy
00:38:29.040 people's
00:38:29.580 way of
00:38:31.940 life
00:38:32.480 and
00:38:32.780 how
00:38:33.940 they
00:38:34.180 this
00:38:36.240 is
00:38:36.500 a
00:38:36.840 and
00:38:39.520 look
00:38:39.720 the
00:38:39.880 people
00:38:40.680 on the
00:38:40.940 right
00:38:41.140 have been
00:38:41.420 starting
00:38:41.800 to do
00:38:42.160 it
00:38:42.300 too
00:38:42.480 which
00:38:42.680 I
00:38:42.820 think
00:38:42.980 is
00:38:43.140 not
00:38:43.340 great
00:38:43.700 I
00:38:43.860 mean
00:38:44.000 although
00:38:46.680 the
00:38:47.060 things
00:38:47.360 that the
00:38:47.620 people
00:38:47.800 on the
00:38:48.040 left
00:38:48.260 were
00:38:48.480 saying
00:38:49.080 were a
00:38:49.620 lot
00:38:49.780 crazier
00:38:50.420 than
00:38:50.620 what I
00:38:50.960 think
00:38:51.140 the
00:38:51.260 people
00:38:51.460 on the
00:38:51.680 right
00:38:51.860 were
00:38:52.020 saying
00:38:52.360 canceling
00:38:53.740 somebody
00:38:53.960 for a
00:38:54.340 joke
00:38:54.620 or
00:38:54.800 something
00:38:55.120 they
00:38:55.340 said
00:38:55.480 on a
00:38:55.720 podcast
00:38:56.060 versus
00:38:56.860 people
00:38:58.020 on their
00:38:58.480 personal
00:38:59.040 Instagram
00:38:59.460 like
00:38:59.820 celebrating
00:39:00.500 the
00:39:01.080 assassination
00:39:01.680 of
00:39:02.080 somebody
00:39:02.440 and
00:39:03.920 basically
00:39:04.560 calling
00:39:05.040 for more
00:39:05.680 of it
00:39:05.980 not even
00:39:06.360 just like
00:39:06.740 celebrating
00:39:07.140 like good
00:39:07.600 I'm glad
00:39:08.040 more like
00:39:08.540 good glad
00:39:09.380 needs to
00:39:09.780 happen
00:39:10.000 more
00:39:10.300 I want
00:39:10.600 the fear
00:39:11.200 of
00:39:11.420 and that's
00:39:13.360 and these
00:39:13.840 people are
00:39:14.260 going this
00:39:14.680 is I'm a
00:39:15.120 normal person
00:39:15.800 I'm a
00:39:17.040 normal person
00:39:17.620 that makes
00:39:17.960 videos
00:39:18.280 celebrating
00:39:18.780 the death
00:39:19.280 of I
00:39:19.600 mean I've
00:39:19.940 never
00:39:20.120 celebrated
00:39:20.600 anybody's
00:39:21.120 death
00:39:21.400 and even
00:39:22.080 if I
00:39:22.400 did it
00:39:22.680 would be a
00:39:23.060 joke like
00:39:23.560 when
00:39:23.720 Ari Shafir
00:39:24.300 celebrated
00:39:24.860 the death
00:39:25.260 of Kobe
00:39:25.660 Bryant
00:39:25.980 look how
00:39:26.320 good that
00:39:26.960 went
00:39:27.260 for him
00:39:28.040 I'm just
00:39:30.200 saying that
00:39:30.640 was but
00:39:31.720 he was
00:39:32.080 joking
00:39:32.640 he doesn't
00:39:34.080 or maybe
00:39:34.760 he wasn't
00:39:35.320 but it
00:39:35.660 was it
00:39:36.120 was meant
00:39:36.560 to get
00:39:37.080 in some
00:39:40.000 hopefully
00:39:40.940 in his
00:39:41.880 mind he
00:39:42.240 was thinking
00:39:42.580 this is
00:39:42.900 gonna sell
00:39:43.180 some tickets
00:39:43.660 maybe or
00:39:44.200 something I
00:39:44.740 don't know
00:39:45.000 or he was
00:39:45.380 just genuinely
00:39:46.220 trying to be 0.74
00:39:47.020 a troll 0.95
00:39:48.640 or try to 0.86
00:39:49.220 save the
00:39:49.480 funniest
00:39:49.720 and he
00:39:50.080 was getting
00:39:50.480 tons and
00:39:51.140 tons of
00:39:51.540 death threats
00:39:52.000 tons of
00:39:52.800 death threats
00:39:53.340 but the
00:39:54.100 death threat
00:39:54.520 thing is
00:39:54.960 like
00:39:55.160 you know
00:39:56.280 if
00:39:57.880 and it
00:39:59.100 goes both
00:39:59.580 ways because
00:40:00.020 a lot of
00:40:00.420 those people
00:40:00.840 who said
00:40:01.180 that about
00:40:01.540 Charlie Kirk
00:40:02.120 were getting
00:40:03.440 death threats
00:40:04.020 after but
00:40:04.920 they're also
00:40:05.640 celebrating
00:40:06.180 death
00:40:06.840 murder
00:40:08.200 not just
00:40:08.780 death
00:40:09.140 accident
00:40:09.980 Kobe was
00:40:10.720 accidental
00:40:11.220 I mean we
00:40:13.660 can get into
00:40:14.080 the particulars
00:40:14.920 generally
00:40:16.140 speaking
00:40:16.760 death
00:40:17.460 pretty bad
00:40:18.260 although
00:40:18.980 is funny
00:40:19.720 to make
00:40:20.040 fun of
00:40:20.520 for sure
00:40:21.560 I do it
00:40:22.680 all the
00:40:22.980 time
00:40:23.320 I'm not
00:40:23.660 saying it's
00:40:24.080 off limits
00:40:24.780 what I'm
00:40:25.860 saying is
00:40:26.320 that
00:40:26.760 comedians
00:40:29.480 are judged
00:40:30.060 for jokes
00:40:31.720 but and
00:40:32.880 then regular
00:40:33.460 people feel
00:40:34.120 that they
00:40:34.460 shouldn't even
00:40:34.840 be judged
00:40:35.340 for just
00:40:35.780 like saying
00:40:36.280 crazy stuff
00:40:37.000 out of
00:40:37.240 nowhere for
00:40:37.640 no reason
00:40:38.160 and at
00:40:39.560 work and
00:40:40.280 in their
00:40:40.580 work uniform
00:40:41.200 and you
00:40:43.440 know and
00:40:44.580 on the
00:40:44.920 company I
00:40:45.500 mean come
00:40:46.460 on if
00:40:47.860 you're gonna
00:40:48.140 talk that 1.00
00:40:48.660 much shit 1.00
00:40:49.240 do something 0.99
00:40:51.120 interesting with
00:40:51.700 your life
00:40:52.000 but again
00:40:52.840 that that's
00:40:53.400 what I'm
00:40:53.540 saying is
00:40:53.900 that then
00:40:54.340 people go
00:40:54.760 do in
00:40:55.060 something
00:40:55.280 interesting
00:40:55.680 with their
00:40:56.000 lives and
00:40:58.020 they're people
00:40:58.640 are trying to
00:40:59.040 hold them to
00:40:59.500 the same
00:40:59.860 standard like
00:41:00.600 as if they
00:41:01.020 worked at a
00:41:01.780 community soup
00:41:03.280 kitchen or
00:41:03.800 something I
00:41:05.240 guess it
00:41:05.580 looks better
00:41:06.020 if I stood 0.72
00:41:06.440 up look fat 1.00
00:41:07.840 as fuck on 1.00
00:41:08.360 this fucking 1.00
00:41:08.740 baby 1.00
00:41:09.100 but maybe
00:41:16.440 I'll just
00:41:16.700 put this
00:41:17.020 podcast
00:41:17.480 out like
00:41:18.080 tomorrow
00:41:18.380 people like
00:41:18.820 you gotta
00:41:19.100 stack
00:41:19.660 episodes
00:41:20.220 that was
00:41:20.500 a big
00:41:20.740 stack
00:41:21.400 episodes
00:41:22.140 for what
00:41:23.900 every
00:41:25.500 Tuesday
00:41:25.980 or I just
00:41:27.060 put it out
00:41:27.440 whenever I
00:41:27.880 want that
00:41:28.300 but then
00:41:28.680 people say
00:41:29.140 no the
00:41:29.420 only way
00:41:29.780 to build
00:41:30.020 a podcast
00:41:30.460 you have
00:41:30.760 to put
00:41:31.000 it out
00:41:31.240 every
00:41:31.660 at the
00:41:33.160 morning
00:41:33.580 of every
00:41:34.280 but then
00:41:35.640 you look
00:41:35.940 at every
00:41:36.240 popular podcast
00:41:37.160 and they're
00:41:37.460 just like
00:41:37.780 didn't do
00:41:40.160 one for a
00:41:40.560 month
00:41:40.740 like so
00:41:42.040 and that's
00:41:44.460 the same
00:41:44.740 with anything
00:41:45.180 and I give
00:41:45.660 a lot of
00:41:46.000 people
00:41:46.460 advice
00:41:48.920 I do
00:41:49.380 and not a
00:41:49.880 lot of
00:41:50.100 people but
00:41:50.480 people that
00:41:50.900 I like
00:41:51.320 and in
00:41:53.680 terms of
00:41:54.640 social media
00:41:57.640 which I think
00:41:58.160 I know a
00:41:58.540 thing or two
00:41:58.980 about
00:41:59.340 although
00:42:00.840 YouTube
00:42:01.480 YouTube's
00:42:04.140 never been
00:42:04.900 my
00:42:05.240 been my
00:42:06.840 go-to
00:42:07.300 they've made
00:42:09.940 everything
00:42:10.380 it's just 0.89
00:42:11.300 ridiculous
00:42:11.820 how they've 0.98
00:42:12.680 made it
00:42:13.020 it's like
00:42:13.380 you know
00:42:14.380 you have
00:42:15.160 to be
00:42:15.400 famous
00:42:15.700 generally
00:42:17.340 people don't
00:42:20.100 understand
00:42:20.820 that
00:42:21.240 fame
00:42:22.260 real fame
00:42:23.200 is when
00:42:23.560 every single
00:42:24.320 one of your
00:42:24.660 platforms is
00:42:25.380 like maxed
00:42:26.020 out
00:42:26.320 you know
00:42:28.000 if you
00:42:28.360 I got
00:42:28.860 130k
00:42:30.000 on Instagram
00:42:30.660 and then I
00:42:31.220 got
00:42:31.500 4k
00:42:33.240 on YouTube
00:42:33.800 you're 1.00
00:42:34.080 fucked 1.00
00:42:34.400 you're 1.00
00:42:35.400 really 1.00
00:42:35.580 fucked 1.00
00:42:35.940 so 1.00
00:42:37.520 shout out
00:42:39.460 to the
00:42:39.940 day ones
00:42:41.280 I have a lot
00:42:41.660 of day one
00:42:42.260 people
00:42:42.620 I have a lot
00:42:43.020 of people
00:42:43.280 come up to
00:42:43.780 me
00:42:43.960 at shows
00:42:45.880 and
00:42:46.160 say things
00:42:48.260 that they
00:42:48.540 think I'll
00:42:48.940 like and
00:42:49.320 I hate
00:42:49.720 it
00:42:50.600 people come
00:42:53.240 up to me
00:42:53.640 whoa buddy
00:42:54.460 I mean
00:42:55.660 could you
00:42:56.020 just do
00:42:56.440 a tree
00:42:56.800 stamp
00:42:57.200 or sometimes
00:42:57.700 they'll like
00:42:58.060 come in the
00:42:58.500 picture line
00:42:59.060 they'll be
00:42:59.280 like can
00:42:59.560 you just
00:42:59.920 make a
00:43:00.660 video
00:43:00.980 do an
00:43:01.460 Olivia
00:43:01.780 child voice
00:43:02.480 for my
00:43:02.860 buddy
00:43:03.160 I'm
00:43:03.340 like no
00:43:03.860 no
00:43:04.620 no
00:43:05.940 I want
00:43:06.360 to
00:43:06.480 I want
00:43:06.900 to
00:43:07.040 I have
00:43:07.920 self-respect
00:43:08.720 I need
00:43:10.880 to have
00:43:11.140 self-respect
00:43:11.640 so that
00:43:12.020 the fans
00:43:12.460 that other
00:43:13.460 people respect
00:43:14.160 you because
00:43:14.540 otherwise it
00:43:15.040 just becomes
00:43:15.560 like oh
00:43:16.220 man
00:43:16.660 just do 1.00
00:43:17.460 the fucking 1.00
00:43:17.880 change 1.00
00:43:18.220 there's
00:43:19.320 this and
00:43:20.200 I that
00:43:20.620 is a part
00:43:21.440 of not
00:43:21.980 just in
00:43:22.420 Canada but
00:43:23.020 some fans
00:43:23.960 just feel
00:43:24.600 like in
00:43:26.940 their head
00:43:27.500 they know
00:43:28.060 what I am
00:43:28.840 to them
00:43:29.460 so when I
00:43:30.080 step outside
00:43:30.700 of that
00:43:31.040 they're like
00:43:31.420 upset
00:43:31.940 they're like
00:43:33.160 oh I
00:43:33.920 thought he
00:43:34.360 was just 1.00
00:43:34.720 a fucking 1.00
00:43:35.240 guy 1.00
00:43:35.560 who went
00:43:35.900 change
00:43:36.220 on
00:43:36.560 just
00:43:37.500 pure
00:43:39.620 and then
00:43:41.200 I go
00:43:41.420 I have a
00:43:41.700 podcast
00:43:42.040 and they
00:43:42.400 look at
00:43:42.640 me like
00:43:42.880 I'm 0.75
00:43:43.040 insane
00:43:43.460 they go
00:43:43.840 oh yeah
00:43:44.220 podcast
00:43:45.240 funny
00:43:45.940 oh yeah
00:43:46.540 I mean
00:43:48.380 this is
00:43:48.800 this is
00:43:49.300 person
00:43:49.720 this is
00:43:50.080 people
00:43:50.300 wait in
00:43:50.740 line
00:43:51.180 to say
00:43:52.340 these
00:43:52.580 things
00:43:52.860 so
00:43:54.280 the
00:43:57.300 advice
00:43:57.680 that I
00:43:58.060 give
00:43:58.440 would
00:43:59.320 give
00:43:59.560 myself
00:44:00.080 what advice
00:44:00.600 would I
00:44:00.840 give
00:44:00.980 myself
00:44:01.340 I'd
00:44:01.600 give
00:44:01.720 myself
00:44:02.260 the
00:44:03.380 advice
00:44:03.760 of
00:44:04.040 number
00:44:05.080 one
00:44:05.560 move back
00:44:12.140 to Toronto
00:44:12.660 eventually
00:44:13.320 maybe not
00:44:14.000 now
00:44:14.380 but I do
00:44:15.840 part of me
00:44:16.840 misses it
00:44:17.940 miss Tokyo
00:44:19.860 smoke
00:44:20.400 value buds
00:44:22.280 and I
00:44:24.860 miss
00:44:25.400 good ramen
00:44:28.100 good sushi
00:44:29.440 I guess
00:44:31.180 there is
00:44:31.480 some good
00:44:31.980 sushi here
00:44:32.560 but still
00:44:33.100 it's never
00:44:33.540 as good
00:44:33.940 as
00:44:34.200 like 0.99
00:44:35.200 shitty 1.00
00:44:35.600 sushi 0.68
00:44:36.680 spot
00:44:37.220 in Toronto
00:44:37.740 is better
00:44:38.180 than
00:44:38.580 like
00:44:39.960 a high
00:44:41.040 end
00:44:41.240 sushi
00:44:41.560 spot
00:44:42.000 in Austin
00:44:42.780 pretty much
00:44:43.420 which is 0.99
00:44:44.760 pretty fucked 0.99
00:44:45.320 what other 0.99
00:44:48.500 advice
00:44:49.080 shut down
00:44:51.860 the pod
00:44:52.420 go
00:44:53.960 full
00:44:54.300 stand up
00:44:54.980 we're
00:44:56.200 going to
00:44:56.320 be putting
00:44:56.620 a lot
00:44:56.900 more
00:44:57.080 stand up
00:44:57.560 on
00:44:58.160 Patreon
00:44:59.260 so
00:44:59.880 again
00:45:01.100 patreon.com
00:45:04.620 slash
00:45:04.960 bedbank
00:45:05.420 is the
00:45:05.700 best way
00:45:06.040 to support
00:45:06.560 me
00:45:06.900 bonus
00:45:07.960 stand up
00:45:08.500 I'm
00:45:09.260 putting
00:45:09.460 all of
00:45:09.860 my
00:45:10.040 sets
00:45:10.320 from
00:45:10.520 mothership
00:45:11.000 on
00:45:11.480 Patreon
00:45:12.200 bonus
00:45:14.120 podcast
00:45:15.800 which
00:45:17.260 last week
00:45:17.940 was the
00:45:18.360 full
00:45:18.640 two hour
00:45:19.480 episode
00:45:21.060 with
00:45:21.720 me
00:45:22.360 Batman
00:45:23.120 Riddler
00:45:23.820 slash
00:45:24.260 Yiddler 0.96
00:45:24.840 at
00:45:26.900 Calgary
00:45:27.300 Yuck
00:45:27.600 Yucks
00:45:27.860 people
00:45:28.280 freaking
00:45:28.880 out in
00:45:29.240 the
00:45:29.380 audience
00:45:29.820 we
00:45:31.400 ordered
00:45:31.740 Uber Eats
00:45:32.320 we had
00:45:32.600 multiple
00:45:33.020 Uber Eats
00:45:33.520 guys
00:45:33.800 or maybe
00:45:34.040 we only
00:45:34.300 had one
00:45:34.640 Uber Eats
00:45:35.040 guy
00:45:35.240 come
00:45:35.520 he looked
00:45:35.980 native
00:45:36.340 he was
00:45:36.640 actually
00:45:37.000 it's a
00:45:37.820 whole
00:45:38.000 thing
00:45:38.420 you gotta
00:45:39.260 I don't
00:45:39.500 want to
00:45:39.720 spoil it
00:45:40.240 that's
00:45:41.140 on
00:45:41.300 Patreon
00:45:41.720 another
00:45:42.460 bonus
00:45:42.820 is on
00:45:43.180 Patreon
00:45:43.620 and
00:45:45.560 I said
00:45:48.040 what I
00:45:48.360 said
00:45:48.600 to her
00:45:48.940 is
00:45:49.200 already
00:45:50.800 half
00:45:51.420 sold
00:45:51.720 out
00:45:52.200 Sudbury
00:45:53.620 Kitchener
00:45:54.860 Ontario
00:45:55.540 that's it
00:46:00.700 that's the
00:46:00.980 whole tour
00:46:01.400 Sudbury
00:46:02.640 Kitchener
00:46:04.300 Ontario
00:46:04.840 where else
00:46:06.580 am I
00:46:06.780 gonna be
00:46:07.360 Lethbridge
00:46:08.660 Alberta
00:46:09.340 Cranbrook
00:46:11.220 B.C.
00:46:12.580 Nanaimo
00:46:13.160 B.C.
00:46:14.000 Campbell
00:46:14.320 River
00:46:14.700 B.C.
00:46:16.760 and I
00:46:17.500 swear there
00:46:17.900 was one
00:46:18.220 more
00:46:18.440 Ontario
00:46:18.880 date
00:46:19.320 and probably
00:46:21.640 I'm thinking
00:46:22.100 Thunder Bay
00:46:22.640 that they
00:46:23.120 but we're
00:46:23.880 gonna have a
00:46:24.280 new date
00:46:24.640 for Thunder
00:46:25.040 Bay
00:46:25.300 Kelowna
00:46:26.360 we're
00:46:26.560 cooking
00:46:26.820 something
00:46:27.200 insane
00:46:27.680 up
00:46:27.980 so
00:46:29.320 I know
00:46:30.540 you guys
00:46:30.860 are fans
00:46:31.220 I was
00:46:31.660 kind of
00:46:31.920 being a 0.99
00:46:32.260 dick 1.00
00:46:32.480 today
00:46:32.840 and
00:46:33.240 honestly
00:46:34.660 I feel
00:46:35.000 better
00:46:35.300 I feel
00:46:35.620 part of
00:46:36.520 the reason
00:46:37.120 I do
00:46:37.440 these
00:46:37.680 is a bit
00:46:38.120 of a
00:46:38.320 therapy
00:46:38.720 session
00:46:39.120 and I
00:46:39.460 think
00:46:39.660 that maybe
00:46:40.140 I have
00:46:40.740 to do
00:46:41.040 them
00:46:41.280 solo
00:46:41.740 I have
00:46:42.260 to be
00:46:42.500 alone
00:46:42.900 to do
00:46:43.900 these
00:46:44.140 pods
00:46:44.500 because
00:46:44.820 I'll
00:46:45.100 bring a
00:46:45.460 guest
00:46:45.700 on
00:46:46.000 and you
00:46:46.300 guys
00:46:46.520 do
00:46:46.780 not
00:46:47.100 only if
00:46:48.500 the guest
00:46:48.860 is way
00:46:49.440 more famous
00:46:50.100 than me
00:46:50.780 and then
00:46:51.240 people just
00:46:51.980 come on
00:46:52.440 my pod
00:46:53.160 that aren't
00:46:53.560 my fans
00:46:54.120 and just 1.00
00:46:54.440 shit on 1.00
00:46:54.840 me 1.00
00:46:55.040 and go
00:46:55.280 the host
00:46:56.020 is terrible
00:46:56.660 like when
00:46:57.740 I had
00:46:57.960 Kurt Metzger
00:46:58.440 on
00:46:58.620 I love
00:46:59.080 Kurt Metzger
00:46:59.620 but his fans
00:47:00.580 were like
00:47:01.000 there for
00:47:01.680 him
00:47:02.020 which is
00:47:02.440 great
00:47:02.780 and it was
00:47:03.180 great to
00:47:03.540 get the
00:47:03.780 views
00:47:04.060 but they
00:47:04.800 were literally
00:47:05.120 like the
00:47:05.980 guy he's
00:47:06.440 with is 1.00
00:47:06.900 a retard 1.00
00:47:08.320 like about 0.75
00:47:08.920 me
00:47:09.220 so I
00:47:11.720 don't know
00:47:11.920 how much
00:47:12.260 value that
00:47:12.880 added but
00:47:13.380 but these
00:47:14.100 these pods
00:47:14.940 these solo
00:47:15.460 pods
00:47:15.920 I want to
00:47:17.800 hang out
00:47:18.060 with you
00:47:18.280 guys I
00:47:18.620 have so
00:47:18.880 many fans
00:47:19.320 that I'm
00:47:19.520 like yo
00:47:19.840 like cool
00:47:20.560 dudes
00:47:21.340 that I
00:47:21.960 meet I'm
00:47:22.320 like this 0.99
00:47:22.720 I'd hang
00:47:23.140 out with
00:47:23.320 this guy's
00:47:23.660 cool that
00:47:24.100 guy's
00:47:24.360 cool
00:47:24.640 this is
00:47:26.220 for you
00:47:26.700 I mean
00:47:27.160 the female 1.00
00:47:27.740 fans who
00:47:28.680 love my
00:47:29.620 comedy this
00:47:30.300 is for
00:47:30.600 you the 0.94
00:47:31.780 transgender
00:47:32.180 fans who
00:47:32.720 love my
00:47:33.020 comedy I
00:47:33.520 know there's
00:47:33.840 about three
00:47:34.280 of you
00:47:34.840 it's for
00:47:36.280 you and 0.99
00:47:36.700 the gay
00:47:37.080 and the
00:47:37.840 all of
00:47:38.820 all the
00:47:39.340 the Asians
00:47:40.440 the Indians
00:47:41.160 the other
00:47:43.020 Indians
00:47:43.540 I know I
00:47:45.580 have native
00:47:46.020 fans that
00:47:46.840 even though
00:47:47.160 there's a lot
00:47:47.720 of pushback
00:47:48.640 because I
00:47:49.000 did jokes
00:47:49.580 about sensitive
00:47:51.340 topics
00:47:52.180 again adult
00:47:54.000 entertainment
00:47:54.580 entertainment for
00:47:55.400 adults
00:47:55.820 there's a lot
00:47:57.360 of pushback
00:47:57.980 but I still
00:47:58.620 have indigenous
00:47:59.420 fans I
00:48:01.080 still have
00:48:01.860 European fans
00:48:03.300 I have
00:48:03.580 people going
00:48:04.300 it's funny
00:48:05.180 two years
00:48:05.840 this is how
00:48:06.860 bad it's
00:48:07.320 getting in
00:48:07.820 in the UK
00:48:08.860 two three
00:48:10.360 years ago I
00:48:10.920 would get
00:48:11.180 messages to
00:48:11.780 come to the
00:48:12.180 UK and I
00:48:14.560 still get them
00:48:15.140 but they've
00:48:15.660 transformed from
00:48:16.620 you have to
00:48:17.180 come to the
00:48:17.500 UK please
00:48:18.860 come to the
00:48:19.300 UK to I 0.54
00:48:21.400 know you
00:48:21.820 definitely do
00:48:22.660 not want to
00:48:23.480 come to the
00:48:23.980 UK but
00:48:25.480 please and
00:48:26.280 it's like well 0.98
00:48:26.720 no shit 0.99
00:48:27.260 you're arresting 0.99
00:48:28.160 people in the
00:48:29.600 middle of the
00:48:30.020 night for
00:48:30.480 tweets
00:48:30.960 but the
00:48:33.540 whole world's
00:48:34.120 going that
00:48:34.480 way I
00:48:34.800 guarantee
00:48:35.200 it's it's
00:48:35.820 a sad
00:48:36.240 thing it's
00:48:37.420 a sad
00:48:37.800 reality but
00:48:38.500 the entire
00:48:38.980 world is
00:48:39.600 going towards
00:48:40.460 this 0.99
00:48:43.660 fucked up 0.98
00:48:45.700 situation of
00:48:47.880 policing speech
00:48:50.900 and can't
00:48:52.840 say that and
00:48:53.500 shouldn't say
00:48:53.960 that and he
00:48:54.460 said this so he
00:48:55.240 shouldn't be
00:48:55.540 allowed to be
00:48:56.080 here and he
00:48:56.680 shouldn't be
00:48:56.960 allowed to go
00:48:57.440 there if you
00:48:59.600 don't like it
00:49:00.540 turn it off
00:49:01.400 don't send it
00:49:02.900 to your
00:49:03.180 friends don't
00:49:04.040 subscribe to
00:49:04.700 patreon don't
00:49:06.840 please subscribe
00:49:10.420 to patreon it
00:49:13.320 would mean a
00:49:13.880 lot be Mike
00:49:15.160 you want to
00:49:15.560 give me a
00:49:15.900 Christmas present
00:49:16.580 oh my god I
00:49:17.800 remember when I
00:49:18.340 first started
00:49:19.040 and I like a
00:49:19.860 lot of my
00:49:20.360 I still had
00:49:21.480 patreon but a
00:49:22.420 lot of my
00:49:22.820 fans were
00:49:24.600 diehard like
00:49:28.260 anti-vax
00:49:30.900 people I
00:49:31.620 don't know
00:49:32.140 and I
00:49:35.080 would I
00:49:36.040 would be
00:49:36.240 like patreon
00:49:36.900 and they'd
00:49:37.320 be like I'll
00:49:37.780 give you
00:49:38.120 four hundred
00:49:38.620 dollars but
00:49:39.320 I'll never
00:49:39.780 sign up for
00:49:40.520 no patreon
00:49:41.260 buddy like
00:49:43.920 what what is
00:49:44.600 the thought
00:49:45.100 process it's
00:49:46.100 just this like
00:49:46.740 I want to
00:49:47.360 help you but
00:49:47.800 I don't want
00:49:48.100 to help you
00:49:48.480 how you want
00:49:49.040 to be helped
00:49:49.600 I want to
00:49:50.480 create my
00:49:50.940 own way to
00:49:51.620 help you
00:49:52.200 that doesn't
00:49:53.120 and I get
00:49:53.600 it they don't
00:49:54.000 want to help
00:49:54.460 patreon because
00:49:55.500 the 50 cents a
00:49:56.640 month will go to
00:49:57.460 guys get
00:50:00.980 with the
00:50:01.280 program here
00:50:02.120 at least
00:50:03.060 America my
00:50:03.680 American fans
00:50:04.360 are a little
00:50:04.640 more like you
00:50:05.720 know they
00:50:05.980 understand oh
00:50:06.480 yeah you go
00:50:06.860 to the show
00:50:07.320 you buy the
00:50:07.760 shirt 40
00:50:08.260 bucks yeah
00:50:08.740 it makes
00:50:09.000 sense you
00:50:09.320 have to
00:50:09.480 travel here
00:50:10.000 you take
00:50:10.420 10 planes
00:50:11.040 here you
00:50:11.880 had to
00:50:12.100 bring these
00:50:12.560 two openers 0.99
00:50:13.640 losers here 0.97
00:50:14.500 you had to 1.00
00:50:15.040 pay the
00:50:15.920 video guy to
00:50:16.740 video everything
00:50:17.500 and you know
00:50:18.980 he had to
00:50:19.480 and pay him
00:50:19.920 to edit it
00:50:20.480 because you
00:50:20.880 don't want
00:50:21.180 to edit it
00:50:21.500 or you had
00:50:21.940 to spend all
00:50:22.440 your own time
00:50:23.020 editing it
00:50:23.680 you had to
00:50:24.320 drive you
00:50:24.900 had to get a
00:50:25.280 rental car like
00:50:26.080 we did in
00:50:26.560 Pennsylvania
00:50:27.880 hit a 0.97
00:50:28.420 friggin deer 0.99
00:50:29.120 hotels
00:50:31.320 Airbnbs
00:50:32.640 everything
00:50:35.020 so be a
00:50:38.040 part of the
00:50:38.740 vision that I
00:50:39.460 have that is a
00:50:40.260 beautiful vision
00:50:41.000 that we're going
00:50:41.680 to next year
00:50:43.420 2026 is going
00:50:44.560 to be insane
00:50:45.620 2027 is going
00:50:47.100 to be even
00:50:47.640 more insane
00:50:48.380 the 2027
00:50:50.380 to 2030
00:50:51.420 run
00:50:52.260 big things
00:50:55.260 are going to
00:50:55.520 be popping
00:50:56.060 all right
00:50:56.800 and I
00:50:59.020 look up to
00:50:59.560 a lot of
00:50:59.980 guys in the
00:51:00.500 industry and
00:51:01.120 they've painted
00:51:01.820 a picture of
00:51:03.800 what it can be
00:51:04.340 like and
00:51:05.320 my fans
00:51:07.080 you guys are 0.99
00:51:07.720 fucking loyal 1.00
00:51:08.320 fans 1.00
00:51:08.840 you're good
00:51:09.800 fans
00:51:10.360 you're a
00:51:12.940 lot of you
00:51:13.380 the majority of
00:51:14.220 my fans are
00:51:14.720 smart I do
00:51:15.280 make fun of 0.99
00:51:15.700 the dumb 1.00
00:51:16.000 ones the 1.00
00:51:16.960 majority of
00:51:17.480 my fans are
00:51:18.040 smart you
00:51:19.860 know like the
00:51:20.320 like I posted
00:51:21.200 the Charlie
00:51:21.800 Kirk joke
00:51:22.460 and where I
00:51:23.740 basically make
00:51:24.300 fun of left
00:51:25.200 liberals at the
00:51:26.340 end and people
00:51:27.540 like what a
00:51:28.220 great joke but
00:51:28.800 then other people
00:51:29.240 like I couldn't
00:51:30.280 laugh at this
00:51:31.220 and it's just
00:51:32.700 like what are we
00:51:33.980 doing it's comedy
00:51:35.700 this is your
00:51:36.820 escape from real
00:51:37.760 life this is your
00:51:39.420 cathartic moment
00:51:40.560 and this is your
00:51:42.500 moment with me to
00:51:43.280 hang out and
00:51:44.020 really get to
00:51:45.900 know me a little
00:51:46.580 bit and try to
00:51:48.000 figure out what
00:51:50.140 are what how
00:51:51.240 are we going to
00:51:51.640 do this going
00:51:52.240 forward are you
00:51:52.900 going to are
00:51:53.180 we going to are
00:51:53.640 you going to join
00:51:54.140 patreon send me a
00:51:55.180 dm I'm there
00:51:56.580 patreon dms I
00:51:58.220 check more than
00:51:58.780 any other dms I
00:52:00.560 got like 200 300
00:52:02.280 unread dms on
00:52:03.860 instagram that I
00:52:04.640 should probably go
00:52:05.200 through maybe that's
00:52:05.900 why you guys hate
00:52:06.500 me because I
00:52:06.980 didn't respond to
00:52:07.740 you but I would
00:52:09.580 respond to you on
00:52:10.360 patreon I will
00:52:11.600 try to on
00:52:13.020 instagram oh
00:52:16.120 that's another
00:52:16.580 crazy thing is
00:52:17.340 for me as a
00:52:19.080 guy creating
00:52:20.560 content like
00:52:21.300 they change the
00:52:22.320 rules to
00:52:22.780 instagram like
00:52:23.380 every day like
00:52:25.080 every day that
00:52:25.740 guy most sorry or 0.96
00:52:26.940 whatever that Jew 0.99
00:52:28.280 with the thick
00:52:28.820 glasses he goes
00:52:30.380 today instagram has
00:52:32.900 instilled a new
00:52:33.860 technology to make
00:52:35.180 sure that it's 10
00:52:37.060 times harder for
00:52:38.160 comedians or it
00:52:39.460 like the type of
00:52:40.900 content they want to
00:52:41.760 promote is like
00:52:42.640 here's my day in the
00:52:44.380 life of making a 1.00
00:52:45.460 fucking yogurt 1.00
00:52:46.500 parfait bullshit 1.00
00:52:48.080 bullshit retard 1.00
00:52:50.880 content I'm trying 0.99
00:52:52.680 to elevate to above
00:52:53.940 retard content and 0.98
00:52:55.040 it's not easy
00:52:55.720 because almost all
00:52:57.820 content is retard 0.98
00:52:58.640 content smart people
00:52:59.560 are reading books
00:53:00.220 smart people are
00:53:01.280 going on hikes
00:53:02.040 smart people are
00:53:03.180 doing stuff they're
00:53:03.960 playing the piano
00:53:04.700 they're learning a
00:53:05.480 skill they're they're
00:53:07.060 they're hanging out
00:53:07.720 with their family not
00:53:09.180 me I watch content
00:53:11.140 I watch content like a
00:53:13.040 1950s dad would read
00:53:14.760 a newspaper my
00:53:15.800 head's buried in it
00:53:16.800 I don't know what 0.94
00:53:17.680 the hell the kids
00:53:18.320 are doing I don't 0.62
00:53:18.960 know what the wife
00:53:19.620 is doing I don't
00:53:20.700 know what anybody's
00:53:21.400 doing all I know is
00:53:22.260 that have you seen 0.99
00:53:23.240 how many fucking 1.00
00:53:23.820 Muslims are in 1.00
00:53:24.700 Dearborn Michigan
00:53:25.460 I'm worried I'm
00:53:28.620 worried about
00:53:29.240 Dearborn Michigan I
00:53:31.040 mean I've only ever
00:53:31.780 been on the outskirts
00:53:32.680 to a dispensary but
00:53:33.640 I'm worried what's
00:53:36.300 going to happen to
00:53:37.400 Dearborn lost my
00:53:43.400 mind I lost my mind
00:53:44.300 because of content
00:53:45.020 it's rotted my brain
00:53:46.520 out and it's rotted 0.96
00:53:49.020 your brain out and 0.98
00:53:51.100 it's rotted your it's 1.00
00:53:51.980 we're all just brain 0.99
00:53:53.620 rot bumbling mental 0.99
00:53:57.100 patients in this day 0.71
00:53:58.400 and age the smart
00:53:59.780 people when you go to
00:54:00.480 an equinox that's when
00:54:01.400 you see it you see the
00:54:02.340 people with no phone
00:54:03.300 dialed in locked in in
00:54:06.220 shape yeah and then
00:54:08.760 what those guys have no
00:54:09.740 kids no family because 1.00
00:54:10.860 they fucking everything 1.00
00:54:12.020 the moves so you 0.99
00:54:13.780 never win listen
00:54:15.160 nobody's happy stop
00:54:17.040 pretending like happy
00:54:18.620 for a minute happy for
00:54:19.920 a good 20 minutes last
00:54:22.220 night I had one of my
00:54:23.580 happiest moment flight
00:54:25.280 simulator career mode
00:54:26.960 Microsoft flight
00:54:28.180 simulator career mode I
00:54:29.540 flew from literally
00:54:32.160 almost pretty much
00:54:32.980 Dearborn Michigan to
00:54:34.160 somewhere in Minnesota
00:54:34.980 and I just started got the
00:54:37.700 ability to fly the jets
00:54:39.100 like the actual jet jet
00:54:40.680 engine and it's a small
00:54:42.180 jet it's not like a
00:54:43.280 Learjet it's like a five
00:54:44.900 six person sit down only
00:54:48.000 private jet and before
00:54:50.180 that you had to do these
00:54:51.060 weird like sightseeing 0.92
00:54:52.300 tours and like shitty 0.64
00:54:53.440 planes and like but now I
00:54:55.840 can fly people around this
00:54:57.860 that's a that's all I want
00:54:58.900 to be doing right now I
00:54:59.740 want to be flying a
00:55:00.600 passenger jet in Microsoft
00:55:03.640 flight simulator and I had a
00:55:05.940 great landing just a
00:55:06.940 beautiful landing and that's
00:55:08.240 the thing the guy flying
00:55:10.680 the planes going I wish I
00:55:11.720 was a comedian in the
00:55:12.560 back of this plane
00:55:13.180 writing a joke about
00:55:14.180 going to a town and the
00:55:15.820 comedians in the back of
00:55:16.780 the plane going I wish I
00:55:17.680 was a pilot everybody
00:55:20.220 wants to be something
00:55:21.140 else truly I want this
00:55:24.320 podcast to do well I
00:55:25.640 don't think I'm going to
00:55:26.280 give up on it especially
00:55:27.220 after today it felt good
00:55:28.620 to just get everything
00:55:30.260 off my chest and tell you 0.82
00:55:31.480 guys how I'm feeling be
00:55:32.480 honest with you for the
00:55:35.040 10 of you that want