Bankas Podcast - Bankas Podcast #112 ｜ Let's Have a Talk

00:00:00.320 I guess that I need to just have a conversation with you.

00:00:04.020 I need to sit down with you and have a little talk.

00:00:10.900 My audience who, you know, Meridian Hall was, you know,

00:00:17.240 it is interesting how some people get successes

00:00:21.720 and then you watch them talk about something that they did

00:00:24.000 and they do like the whole, or like the paragraph.

00:00:26.600 And I think I posted something, you know, that it was cool or whatever.

00:00:31.600 It felt like it was.

00:00:33.260 But you know the people who post like a paragraph

00:00:35.120 after they did like one little thing, their first open mic,

00:00:40.100 they're like, I did my first open mic tonight

00:00:42.600 and for my whole life I dreamt that one day maybe I could. 0.99

00:00:46.460 Give me a fucking break. 0.98

00:00:47.720 There's a lot of people trying. 0.99

00:00:57.780 I catch myself trying.

00:00:59.480 I mean, technically I tried today.

00:01:01.780 I took a bad Uber to get here.

00:01:08.420 Austin is really one of the,

00:01:10.180 it's got to be one of the worst Uber places.

00:01:12.740 Every, like you get Uber Black, right, or Premier.

00:01:18.180 Guy shows up, it's an Escalade, but it's like, you know,

00:01:21.020 it's like a 2014 Escalade.

00:01:25.480 You know, well, I don't even know if that's legal.

00:01:27.580 I think they have five years that they can use them.

00:01:29.920 2017 Escalade.

00:01:31.740 The seat, like when you sit in it,

00:01:33.480 you can feel the bubble of like the metal under like.

00:01:35.940 Come on.

00:01:40.720 The guy's blasting his own music.

00:01:42.840 Give me a break.

00:01:43.520 Nobody wants to, we don't want to hear your music.

00:01:47.000 Turn your music off.

00:01:48.000 That's why I have headphones.

00:01:48.980 As soon as they see me pull out the headphones,

00:01:50.560 that's when they should be like,

00:01:51.560 oh, I'll turn my music off or offer to play my music.

00:01:59.120 That's neither here nor there.

00:02:00.360 That's one, you know, the Indian Ubers, 1.00

00:02:02.500 say what you want in Canada.

00:02:03.800 They're very upset about all the Indians there,

00:02:07.320 but I mean, not everybody.

00:02:10.140 I don't know.

00:02:11.220 Somebody has, I mean, somebody's got to be happy about it.

00:02:14.940 But the Indian Ubers are, listen, brand new.

00:02:22.660 A lot of brand new Escalades in downtown Toronto,

00:02:26.240 I got to say, compared to Austin.

00:02:28.200 Every Uber here is driving a five-year-old.

00:02:30.680 The maximum, like the oldest car you're allowed to drive on Uber

00:02:36.260 is what they're driving.

00:02:38.780 So that does bother me.

00:02:41.560 And there's pressures.

00:02:42.720 I feel pressure sometimes.

00:02:43.960 Should I leave Austin?

00:02:45.240 You know, I came here almost two years ago from Canada.

00:02:51.860 It was the first place I have ever lived in America.

00:02:54.360 And, you know, it took me about a year to get in with Comedy Mothership

00:03:00.040 to become a regular there.

00:03:02.400 And Yuck Yucks, of course, Yuck Yucks, my home home club.

00:03:09.220 I mean, technically, right now, living in Austin,

00:03:11.880 Mothership is technically my home club.

00:03:14.840 But Yuck Yucks in Toronto is obviously the OG.

00:03:21.140 And right now, like, we just, I put on sale four shows.

00:03:26.280 I think two of them are sold out.

00:03:28.460 Two are about to sell out.

00:03:32.160 Can really just, you know, manhandle that city in Toronto

00:03:35.580 and have fun with the fans and do all kinds of cool stuff.

00:03:39.280 But then I'm in Toronto.

00:03:43.960 I don't know what I'm drinking.

00:03:44.940 They gave me creatine.

00:03:46.980 This is good for podcasting, apparently.

00:03:48.760 You have to drink creatine now. 0.98

00:03:59.760 Mentally ill.

00:04:00.360 Should have went to the, you know.

00:04:02.840 Could have went to the gym today.

00:04:04.360 But I did one of those things where, you know,

00:04:06.920 when you're about to go and then you go,

00:04:08.500 ah, I'm hungry.

00:04:09.860 And you just eat.

00:04:11.080 Because then you know if you eat a little bit,

00:04:12.600 you're just not going to be able to go.

00:04:17.260 But Austin, like, the whole point of living here is, like,

00:04:19.560 you know, if you're, you know, fit and you run along the river

00:04:22.480 at 6 a.m. with a bunch, you know, and you're single 0.99

00:04:26.160 and there's a bunch of whores that run around in the mornings 1.00

00:04:30.900 and you get a smoothie or something 1.00

00:04:33.040 and they have pancake raves at the coffee shop.

00:04:36.960 I'm asleep for all that.

00:04:39.100 I'm not doing any of that.

00:04:40.980 So, you know, the food, the food's not,

00:04:45.000 it's not doing it for me necessarily.

00:04:48.480 There's a couple good spots.

00:04:51.820 Toronto has great food.

00:04:54.160 Toronto has great food.

00:04:55.340 But I think it's just, you gotta live,

00:04:58.560 you can't really live anywhere too long.

00:05:00.660 You kind of, you know, when I'm home,

00:05:02.260 I'm home for a couple weeks, three weeks max,

00:05:04.720 and then I'm back on the road.

00:05:06.900 And when I'm on the road in a nice place,

00:05:08.880 sometimes I stay a little longer.

00:05:11.300 If I'm doing New York or I'm doing L.A.

00:05:16.220 or Chicago, maybe I'm going to stay a couple extra days,

00:05:19.260 hang out, enjoy myself.

00:05:20.580 Toronto, Toronto, I stay an extra week.

00:05:24.200 I'm going to be there from December 10th.

00:05:27.580 So originally I was supposed to do the show in Montreal

00:05:31.600 and then basically have nothing else going on

00:05:34.000 in December until Richmond VA.

00:05:38.680 But I decided that, you know,

00:05:40.380 what's the point of going back and forth

00:05:43.040 and back and forth?

00:05:43.860 So we put on sale some shows in Ottawa.

00:05:46.220 I know I just did a show in Ottawa,

00:05:48.040 but we're going to do all new material

00:05:49.320 because I have to come up with new material

00:05:50.900 for this huge, massive tour that I'm going on.

00:05:53.440 And the I said what I said, Ben Bankis tour,

00:05:58.220 which we did run into a couple snags,

00:06:00.520 a couple, you know, people in Kelowna

00:06:02.300 and Thunder Bay messaging me,

00:06:04.440 what the hell happened?

00:06:05.280 It was on the, it was for sale for like a second

00:06:07.820 and then it was pulled.

00:06:09.700 I don't really know what happened.

00:06:12.540 You know what happened.

00:06:13.520 We all know what happened.

00:06:14.420 Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

00:06:15.360 We know what happened.

00:06:16.980 But those problems are being solved

00:06:19.860 and we're getting new venues

00:06:21.160 and we're going to be on sale.

00:06:22.260 But the point is,

00:06:23.480 these are the biggest shows of my career

00:06:26.820 besides Meridian Hall, which I already did.

00:06:30.640 And I want to be prepared.

00:06:32.480 I want to give people the best possible show.

00:06:34.820 I want people to see me doing material

00:06:39.100 and exploring things that I haven't before.

00:06:42.180 And to do that, I need stage time.

00:06:46.380 And, you know, sometimes you got to bomb.

00:06:49.320 I'm not saying I'm going to come to Ottawa at bomb,

00:06:53.220 but I might on purpose.

00:06:56.660 I'm giving you guys the real deal

00:06:59.320 because we're going to come up with some

00:07:00.500 really funny, funny stuff to take to.

00:07:04.540 And these are exclusive shows.

00:07:07.560 I mean, the Ottawa shows only fit like 150 people per show.

00:07:14.000 And the Toronto shows, you know, 280 or whatever.

00:07:17.840 So these are exclusive shows

00:07:20.480 that I'm going to work a lot of material out.

00:07:23.760 We're going to do more live podcasts,

00:07:25.480 even though obviously nobody likes them

00:07:27.560 for some reason.

00:07:30.000 I thought people would love

00:07:31.180 Armin dressed up as Batman

00:07:32.620 and

00:07:33.940 Ari as the Yiddler,

00:07:36.380 the Riddler Yiddler.

00:07:38.240 I loved it.

00:07:39.220 I loved making it,

00:07:41.420 but

00:07:41.600 the, you know,

00:07:44.040 it was on my page.

00:07:46.080 10 hours, 200 views

00:07:48.060 in 10 hours.

00:07:49.140 I was like,

00:07:50.760 this is,

00:07:51.740 I can't have this.

00:07:52.860 I can't, I can't.

00:07:54.460 I can't have this on my page.

00:07:56.380 And it was,

00:07:57.160 I don't know what the issue was

00:07:58.840 that it was

00:08:00.180 that the sound was

00:08:02.180 doing a live podcast

00:08:05.400 at some of these older comedy clubs.

00:08:07.640 You know, their sound systems

00:08:09.260 are not exactly ready

00:08:10.440 for an album recording,

00:08:13.820 which is,

00:08:14.320 every podcast is essentially

00:08:16.000 the same level of recording

00:08:18.900 as a full album.

00:08:23.080 But those are the kind of shows

00:08:24.580 that you have to do

00:08:25.600 and the things that you have to do

00:08:27.240 to

00:08:28.140 be as

00:08:31.820 authentic.

00:08:33.460 You know,

00:08:33.660 some people

00:08:34.140 would do

00:08:35.540 what I did

00:08:36.440 and do the

00:08:38.180 Meridian Hall,

00:08:39.220 whatever,

00:08:39.660 and be like,

00:08:40.000 okay,

00:08:40.080 I'm not going back to Toronto.

00:08:41.660 But they also have,

00:08:43.540 like,

00:08:43.820 I'm in Austin,

00:08:45.920 Mothership's my home club.

00:08:47.220 It's not exactly

00:08:48.060 the club

00:08:48.760 where I'm going to go

00:08:49.480 and do,

00:08:50.740 I mean,

00:08:51.200 if I was getting

00:08:52.060 four or five spots

00:08:54.860 a week

00:08:55.320 or three or four,

00:08:56.860 then maybe I would go

00:08:57.960 and have some,

00:09:00.180 but even then,

00:09:00.860 it's 15 minutes.

00:09:01.640 you need

00:09:02.880 hours

00:09:03.900 to come up

00:09:05.060 with

00:09:05.380 new stuff

00:09:06.640 and

00:09:06.860 sometimes,

00:09:09.080 or at least

00:09:09.500 half hours,

00:09:10.820 20-minute spots,

00:09:12.380 something like that.

00:09:14.660 So that's

00:09:15.600 going to be happening

00:09:16.580 in Toronto

00:09:17.120 and not only

00:09:18.820 am I going to do,

00:09:19.540 you know,

00:09:19.760 I'll pop in

00:09:20.340 on a few things.

00:09:22.160 We were supposed

00:09:22.840 to do something

00:09:23.400 with Six Buzz

00:09:24.260 and Six Buzz

00:09:25.700 came

00:09:27.500 to my Toronto show.

00:09:29.640 they said

00:09:30.060 they were going

00:09:30.460 to, like,

00:09:31.100 talk about me

00:09:32.160 in a positive light

00:09:34.600 and, of course,

00:09:35.940 they didn't.

00:09:40.440 And they keep saying,

00:09:41.440 no, no,

00:09:41.720 we're going to post it.

00:09:42.380 We're going to post,

00:09:42.780 what are you guys

00:09:43.660 talking about?

00:09:44.480 Like,

00:09:45.120 it's, you know,

00:09:47.140 I don't care 0.99

00:09:48.620 if you fucking post it. 0.99

00:09:49.540 I already sold out 1.00

00:09:50.320 the goddamn place. 0.99

00:09:52.020 I sold out 1.00

00:09:52.640 Danforth Music Hall,

00:09:54.620 two shows,

00:09:55.360 1,400 people

00:09:56.180 each show,

00:09:58.360 Meridian Hall,

00:09:59.000 3,200,

00:10:00.620 and I can't get

00:10:01.280 a single,

00:10:01.840 like,

00:10:02.220 my hometown,

00:10:03.380 I mean,

00:10:03.620 they always hate you

00:10:04.280 in your hometown.

00:10:04.920 I get that

00:10:05.500 and I know that.

00:10:06.840 But not a single post

00:10:08.320 from a single account

00:10:09.820 on Instagram.

00:10:10.900 There's,

00:10:11.380 Toronto has a ton

00:10:12.200 of, like,

00:10:13.080 yours,

00:10:13.500 416 Toronto,

00:10:14.760 Toronto,

00:10:15.360 Six Buzz,

00:10:15.900 like,

00:10:16.780 you know,

00:10:17.180 talking about things

00:10:18.040 that are going on.

00:10:19.340 This concert happened,

00:10:20.940 this comedian,

00:10:21.800 you know,

00:10:22.040 they'll post about

00:10:22.860 if Schultz

00:10:24.240 is there

00:10:25.460 and sold out,

00:10:26.680 when he sold out

00:10:27.420 Danforth Music Hall,

00:10:28.400 they were posting

00:10:29.500 about it.

00:10:32.120 So,

00:10:35.000 Canada really has

00:10:37.060 a culture

00:10:37.820 of hating their own,

00:10:39.860 unfortunately,

00:10:40.700 not as much

00:10:41.300 with comedy

00:10:41.840 as music,

00:10:42.900 that's for sure.

00:10:44.500 I mean,

00:10:44.740 when Bieber was big,

00:10:45.800 oh,

00:10:46.480 people in Canada,

00:10:47.540 oh,

00:10:47.840 Bieber,

00:10:48.460 oh,

00:10:49.080 no,

00:10:50.320 you know,

00:10:51.140 not proud,

00:10:51.940 same with Drake,

00:10:52.700 same with,

00:10:53.380 I mean,

00:10:53.600 Drake less,

00:10:54.260 I think that

00:10:54.960 he definitely

00:10:55.780 tapped into

00:10:56.520 at least,

00:10:57.920 you know,

00:10:58.160 but there's still

00:10:58.940 urban,

00:11:00.040 people like hate him

00:11:01.160 in the urban spheres

00:11:03.360 and love him,

00:11:05.740 of course.

00:11:07.480 But,

00:11:08.020 when it comes

00:11:08.640 to the media,

00:11:09.580 it's this,

00:11:10.380 this lack of

00:11:12.840 care

00:11:14.240 about

00:11:15.440 their own,

00:11:16.660 unless they,

00:11:17.320 you know,

00:11:17.880 if you became famous

00:11:19.260 for doing something

00:11:20.240 super liberal

00:11:22.040 and woke,

00:11:24.780 like,

00:11:25.640 you know,

00:11:27.860 if I was,

00:11:28.320 for some reason

00:11:29.080 my comedy's going viral

00:11:30.080 and all I was talking about

00:11:30.940 was how bad

00:11:32.920 Trump was

00:11:34.280 or in Canada,

00:11:35.220 Polly Eve

00:11:35.900 or whatever,

00:11:36.500 whatever it is,

00:11:37.680 then it would be like,

00:11:39.100 superstar sells out

00:11:40.880 Meridian Hall,

00:11:42.360 blah, blah, blah,

00:11:42.820 but because it's

00:11:43.740 borderline the opposite

00:11:45.960 of that,

00:11:46.480 there's no attention,

00:11:50.940 which is fine

00:11:52.220 because we create 1.00

00:11:53.580 our own fucking attention. 1.00

00:11:54.980 How many, 1.00

00:11:55.800 last week you had,

00:11:56.640 what,

00:11:56.880 four million views

00:11:57.820 on,

00:11:58.960 what are we worried about?

00:12:00.220 What am I,

00:12:00.620 and when I say we,

00:12:01.560 I mean me and you

00:12:02.440 because you have

00:12:04.340 some vested interests.

00:12:05.820 Do I have a knock

00:12:06.400 on the door?

00:12:08.460 I don't know

00:12:08.900 if there was a knock.

00:12:09.620 That's crazy.

00:12:15.220 One of the guests

00:12:16.000 showed up.

00:12:16.480 I was supposed to,

00:12:18.200 I booked this

00:12:18.940 thinking I could book

00:12:20.420 a guest in 24 hours

00:12:21.840 in Austin,

00:12:22.720 but none of my

00:12:23.400 Austin people

00:12:25.600 wanted to come out.

00:12:31.780 So much better

00:12:32.600 than Grid.

00:12:34.220 I'm joking,

00:12:35.020 it's not.

00:12:36.400 Grid is great.

00:12:39.320 Where we did

00:12:40.180 two podcasts ago

00:12:41.320 and can have

00:12:42.960 my friends there

00:12:43.900 and there's a little

00:12:45.460 place to smoke.

00:12:46.480 I really think that

00:12:51.500 tyranny begins

00:12:53.480 with the smokers.

00:12:55.360 The first tyranny is,

00:12:56.600 okay,

00:12:56.700 no more smoking inside.

00:12:58.280 They took away

00:12:59.040 smoking inside.

00:13:00.440 Then the next

00:13:01.300 tyranny was

00:13:02.520 taking away,

00:13:05.340 you can't,

00:13:06.520 in Canada,

00:13:07.420 the packs don't have,

00:13:09.400 you can't advertise

00:13:10.400 on the packs.

00:13:10.980 You can't have your own

00:13:11.880 logos on the packs.

00:13:15.020 Making the cigarettes

00:13:15.980 more and more expensive,

00:13:17.100 which doesn't get

00:13:18.220 people off cigarettes.

00:13:19.500 The only people

00:13:20.220 that gets off cigarettes

00:13:21.040 are probably the

00:13:21.740 wealthiest people.

00:13:22.800 And the poor people,

00:13:24.380 they're addicted.

00:13:24.860 They don't care what the 0.99

00:13:25.480 price is.

00:13:25.940 They're going to 1.00

00:13:26.280 fucking buy it. 1.00

00:13:27.060 Whether they have to 1.00

00:13:27.760 buy it from the

00:13:28.320 Indian Reserve,

00:13:29.940 they're going to 1.00

00:13:30.420 fucking buy it. 0.99

00:13:31.060 and then you can't 1.00

00:13:32.940 smoke on the patio

00:13:33.820 and then you can't

00:13:34.620 smoke not on the

00:13:36.020 sidewalk and then 0.99

00:13:36.860 what the fuck 0.99

00:13:37.840 are we doing? 0.99

00:13:39.100 You can't claim 0.98

00:13:40.120 countries are free

00:13:41.600 if you can't.

00:13:43.280 You should be able

00:13:43.780 to smoke anywhere

00:13:45.520 at any time.

00:13:48.560 Can you imagine

00:13:49.000 the freedom

00:13:49.480 that we don't have

00:13:52.400 but that we were

00:13:53.280 born from?

00:13:54.920 The freedom to

00:13:56.080 smoke anywhere

00:13:57.520 and any restaurant

00:13:59.520 you know

00:14:01.540 ash on a plate

00:14:02.980 in a restaurant

00:14:03.920 like

00:14:04.340 that must have

00:14:05.920 felt great.

00:14:07.560 I mean I do it now

00:14:08.780 not in restaurants

00:14:09.580 in Airbnbs

00:14:11.540 that have not allowed

00:14:12.260 to have an

00:14:13.420 Airbnb account

00:14:14.200 anymore but

00:14:14.760 the freedom

00:14:19.300 of no cell phone

00:14:20.800 not even knowing

00:14:21.920 what a cell phone

00:14:22.600 was

00:14:23.040 that you wouldn't

00:14:24.300 have to feel

00:14:25.220 that anxiety

00:14:26.080 of like oh

00:14:26.660 somebody's going

00:14:27.260 to get a hold

00:14:27.780 of me

00:14:28.180 somebody knows

00:14:28.980 where I am

00:14:29.840 nothing.

00:14:33.620 If you wanted

00:14:34.440 anywhere you were

00:14:36.760 was like a new

00:14:37.680 life

00:14:39.200 in a way

00:14:40.960 your life at work

00:14:43.380 your life on the

00:14:44.000 way to work

00:14:44.600 there's no

00:14:45.220 videoing you

00:14:47.160 if you're giving

00:14:47.920 somebody the finger

00:14:48.860 on the way to work

00:14:49.760 and somehow

00:14:50.920 there was less

00:14:51.960 violent crime

00:14:53.680 there was less

00:14:54.480 anger

00:14:56.420 like road rage

00:14:57.560 type

00:14:57.920 violence

00:14:59.440 when everybody

00:15:01.440 was just free

00:15:02.240 and smoking

00:15:03.220 when you're allowed

00:15:03.920 to smoke in your

00:15:04.620 car with your

00:15:05.820 kid and

00:15:06.400 smoking

00:15:07.300 everywhere

00:15:09.760 I think it made

00:15:11.640 people a little

00:15:12.200 more relaxed

00:15:13.060 I got to admit

00:15:14.640 and then of course

00:15:17.340 they have

00:15:17.680 I mean now

00:15:18.300 pot's legal

00:15:19.080 which is better

00:15:19.740 than then

00:15:20.360 however

00:15:21.920 they waited

00:15:23.300 until the

00:15:23.780 government

00:15:24.060 could spy

00:15:24.740 on you

00:15:25.040 in every

00:15:25.440 possible way

00:15:26.180 to legalize

00:15:26.860 pot

00:15:27.260 and then

00:15:27.660 they legalize

00:15:28.280 it

00:15:28.400 now it's

00:15:28.900 if you actually

00:15:30.000 do smoke

00:15:30.660 then you're

00:15:31.060 just so

00:15:31.920 paranoid

00:15:32.300 because everything

00:15:32.920 you know

00:15:33.320 they're like 1.00

00:15:33.740 oh fuck 1.00

00:15:34.240 they're looking 1.00

00:15:34.760 at me

00:15:35.000 through the

00:15:35.340 phone

00:15:35.580 they're looking

00:15:35.920 at me

00:15:36.160 through the

00:15:36.520 TV

00:15:36.840 listening to

00:15:38.060 me

00:15:38.240 through the

00:15:38.720 Alexa

00:15:39.920 and Amazon

00:15:40.780 and all 0.99

00:15:41.540 this crap 0.99

00:15:42.440 and now 0.99

00:15:46.260 some states

00:15:46.840 I think

00:15:47.120 are talking

00:15:47.480 about getting

00:15:47.960 rid of

00:15:48.440 legalized

00:15:48.880 Massachusetts

00:15:50.060 wants to

00:15:50.760 get rid

00:15:51.160 of adult

00:15:51.700 use

00:15:52.240 recreational

00:15:53.180 solve

00:15:57.280 an actual

00:15:57.940 problem

00:15:58.640 like

00:16:00.040 a lot

00:16:01.260 of these

00:16:01.620 states

00:16:02.480 that you

00:16:03.060 know

00:16:03.180 it's like

00:16:03.480 well we

00:16:03.740 legalized

00:16:04.220 weed

00:16:04.400 we don't

00:16:04.680 like it

00:16:05.000 anymore

00:16:05.320 we're

00:16:05.580 not

00:16:05.720 legal

00:16:06.060 there's

00:16:07.860 still

00:16:08.040 people

00:16:08.400 homeless

00:16:08.940 there's

00:16:09.360 still

00:16:09.620 I mean

00:16:10.700 that's

00:16:11.000 you can't

00:16:11.400 solve

00:16:11.660 homelessness

00:16:12.080 by the

00:16:12.480 way

00:16:12.660 I know

00:16:13.140 I sounded

00:16:13.600 liberal

00:16:13.960 there

00:16:14.220 there's

00:16:14.780 still

00:16:14.980 people

00:16:15.300 on the

00:16:15.620 streets

00:16:15.920 that

00:16:16.280 doesn't

00:16:17.460 matter

00:16:17.620 how much

00:16:17.920 money

00:16:18.140 you throw

00:16:18.540 at

00:16:18.720 homelessness

00:16:19.080 I don't

00:16:19.460 think

00:16:19.800 short of

00:16:21.460 forcing them

00:16:22.760 to live

00:16:23.400 in a

00:16:23.760 concentration

00:16:24.260 camp

00:16:24.940 style

00:16:25.520 cargo

00:16:26.780 you know

00:16:28.360 box

00:16:29.020 that you

00:16:29.620 convert

00:16:30.000 to a

00:16:30.380 miniature

00:16:30.640 home

00:16:31.120 and don't

00:16:31.540 let them 0.55

00:16:31.840 out

00:16:32.040 and give

00:16:32.320 them as

00:16:32.580 much

00:16:32.780 drugs

00:16:33.040 as they

00:16:33.300 want

00:16:33.520 aside

00:16:34.520 from

00:16:34.720 that

00:16:35.020 there's

00:16:35.300 no

00:16:35.460 cleaning

00:16:35.800 them

00:16:35.980 up

00:16:36.220 because

00:16:36.880 they

00:16:37.020 love

00:16:37.280 it

00:16:37.460 they 1.00

00:16:37.960 fucking 1.00

00:16:38.240 love 0.99

00:16:38.600 just

00:16:40.700 they bathe

00:16:41.280 in the

00:16:41.560 filth

00:16:41.900 and drugs

00:16:42.440 of

00:16:42.680 you know

00:16:43.940 they

00:16:44.140 they're

00:16:45.100 having

00:16:45.380 a better

00:16:46.400 time

00:16:46.680 than we

00:16:46.960 think

00:16:47.300 let's

00:16:48.480 be honest

00:16:48.940 the homeless

00:16:49.360 people

00:16:49.840 enjoy it

00:16:52.560 a lot

00:16:53.320 of the

00:16:53.540 people

00:16:53.780 that we

00:16:54.140 pretend

00:16:54.520 are suffering

00:16:55.080 actually

00:16:55.500 enjoy

00:16:55.960 what they're

00:16:56.460 doing

00:16:56.760 I have

00:16:57.540 to

00:16:57.780 the trans

00:16:59.980 people

00:17:00.240 they enjoy

00:17:00.880 it

00:17:01.040 they enjoy

00:17:01.420 the

00:17:01.660 attention

00:17:05.380 that all

00:17:06.320 of society

00:17:06.960 is

00:17:07.320 arguing

00:17:08.520 over

00:17:08.820 you know

00:17:09.660 who else

00:17:11.080 is

00:17:11.340 apparently

00:17:12.180 suffering

00:17:12.780 I don't

00:17:13.060 know

00:17:13.200 immigrants

00:17:13.740 they like

00:17:14.440 it

00:17:14.720 they

00:17:16.320 they might

00:17:16.820 not actually

00:17:17.300 like

00:17:17.540 some of

00:17:17.920 them

00:17:18.200 I think

00:17:19.380 immigrants

00:17:20.080 and I'm

00:17:22.060 not talking

00:17:22.500 Canadian

00:17:22.960 immigrants

00:17:23.380 which is

00:17:23.760 me

00:17:23.980 I'm

00:17:24.160 talking

00:17:24.480 you know

00:17:25.260 when you

00:17:27.260 look at

00:17:27.540 them and

00:17:27.740 you go

00:17:27.900 that's 1.00

00:17:28.160 fucking 1.00

00:17:28.400 they're 1.00

00:17:31.320 the ones

00:17:31.900 they wanted

00:17:34.220 to come

00:17:34.740 to a new

00:17:35.260 country

00:17:35.740 and then

00:17:36.620 honestly

00:17:37.800 most of

00:17:38.260 them are

00:17:38.440 enjoying

00:17:38.820 it

00:17:38.940 it's

00:17:39.040 really

00:17:39.220 I only

00:17:39.920 hear

00:17:40.260 complaints

00:17:41.100 about

00:17:41.580 immigrants

00:17:42.080 from

00:17:42.620 like

00:17:44.200 I guess

00:17:45.080 white

00:17:45.700 people 0.76

00:17:46.140 like

00:17:47.700 white

00:17:48.180 liberals 0.97

00:17:48.600 complain

00:17:49.200 about

00:17:49.680 or

00:17:50.120 white

00:17:50.940 liberals 0.97

00:17:51.280 complain

00:17:51.740 and then

00:17:52.200 that

00:17:52.940 immigrants

00:17:53.780 are being

00:17:54.140 treated

00:17:54.500 unfairly

00:17:55.440 and then

00:17:55.640 the

00:17:55.760 Republicans 1.00

00:17:56.140 are mad

00:17:59.960 that there's

00:18:00.360 immigrants

00:18:00.800 I don't

00:18:01.340 know

00:18:01.560 you do

00:18:04.620 need

00:18:04.920 some

00:18:05.340 level

00:18:05.760 the

00:18:06.020 problem

00:18:06.880 is

00:18:07.620 that

00:18:09.040 too

00:18:09.220 many

00:18:09.380 of

00:18:09.500 the

00:18:09.580 immigrants

00:18:09.900 are 0.99

00:18:10.080 like

00:18:10.280 dangerous 0.98

00:18:10.920 criminals

00:18:11.500 that they're

00:18:12.940 letting in

00:18:13.440 it's like

00:18:13.860 they're ruining

00:18:15.120 it for

00:18:15.420 everybody

00:18:15.960 like the

00:18:19.760 Democrats

00:18:20.220 are the

00:18:20.500 ones who

00:18:20.920 let in

00:18:21.400 all of

00:18:21.960 those

00:18:22.280 dangerous

00:18:22.880 people

00:18:23.540 and

00:18:25.300 in

00:18:26.280 some way

00:18:26.920 knowing

00:18:27.480 that if

00:18:28.100 they got

00:18:28.580 caught

00:18:29.160 for letting

00:18:29.800 in so

00:18:30.240 many people

00:18:30.760 unvetted

00:18:31.420 that it

00:18:32.320 would cause

00:18:32.900 immigration

00:18:33.460 to become

00:18:34.260 more

00:18:34.640 scrutinized

00:18:35.320 than it

00:18:35.640 was

00:18:36.080 you know

00:18:37.480 ever

00:18:37.860 before

00:18:38.460 when they

00:18:40.220 were just

00:18:40.740 skipping over

00:18:41.380 rules that

00:18:41.920 they actually

00:18:42.420 had in

00:18:42.860 place already

00:18:43.360 they just

00:18:43.700 weren't

00:18:43.900 implementing

00:18:44.340 them

00:18:44.580 so now

00:18:45.220 you have

00:18:46.280 this weird

00:18:46.780 situation

00:18:47.460 where

00:18:47.920 you know

00:18:50.580 there's just

00:18:50.980 this fear

00:18:52.320 of immigrants

00:18:53.020 but it's

00:18:53.440 the fear

00:18:53.920 of crime

00:18:55.300 and

00:18:56.580 you know

00:18:58.280 that's just

00:18:59.320 the general

00:18:59.800 fear in

00:19:00.280 America

00:19:00.640 when you

00:19:01.560 go out

00:19:02.000 anywhere

00:19:02.340 it's

00:19:02.800 I lived

00:19:05.080 in Canada

00:19:05.500 my whole

00:19:05.880 life

00:19:06.160 not until

00:19:07.600 the last

00:19:08.160 two

00:19:08.540 three years

00:19:09.400 did I

00:19:09.720 really start

00:19:10.360 going

00:19:12.000 oh my god

00:19:12.760 like

00:19:13.080 this is 1.00

00:19:13.940 fucking 1.00

00:19:14.120 dangerous 1.00

00:19:14.800 out of

00:19:15.300 you

00:19:15.460 especially

00:19:16.880 when you

00:19:17.260 have a

00:19:17.520 family

00:19:18.020 I mean

00:19:18.960 Canada

00:19:19.460 my bigger

00:19:20.000 fear is

00:19:20.540 like getting

00:19:21.020 in a car

00:19:22.340 accident

00:19:22.720 some sort

00:19:23.240 of Indian

00:19:23.740 driving

00:19:24.780 accident

00:19:25.300 but in

00:19:27.340 the states

00:19:27.780 it's I

00:19:28.220 mean I

00:19:28.540 don't know

00:19:28.880 and people

00:19:30.820 are like

00:19:31.080 oh you

00:19:31.400 sound like

00:19:31.860 a liberal

00:19:32.200 you sound

00:19:32.520 like a

00:19:32.840 Canadian

00:19:33.080 like well

00:19:33.780 like the

00:19:35.360 shootings at

00:19:35.900 the Christmas

00:19:36.400 markets

00:19:36.860 is that

00:19:37.420 is that

00:19:37.820 like a

00:19:38.140 normal

00:19:38.600 oh yeah

00:19:40.140 yeah

00:19:40.420 no that's

00:19:41.240 not good

00:19:41.720 like

00:19:43.980 Germany

00:19:44.920 has people

00:19:45.760 ramming

00:19:46.240 trucks

00:19:46.620 through their

00:19:47.000 Christmas

00:19:47.300 markets

00:19:47.840 here

00:19:49.680 there's

00:19:49.960 I

00:19:50.180 I just

00:19:50.900 don't want

00:19:51.160 to go

00:19:51.540 anywhere

00:19:51.840 I don't

00:19:52.080 want to

00:19:52.300 do

00:19:52.540 anything

00:19:52.960 I don't

00:19:53.780 want to

00:19:54.160 go into

00:19:55.040 a crowded

00:19:55.960 place

00:19:57.040 like if

00:19:57.920 I'm going

00:19:58.260 somewhere

00:19:58.660 it's you

00:19:59.400 know Uber

00:19:59.880 from my

00:20:00.360 front door

00:20:00.880 to the

00:20:01.480 door of

00:20:01.960 the place

00:20:02.520 with the

00:20:03.300 metal

00:20:03.500 detector

00:20:04.020 I go

00:20:04.440 through the

00:20:04.760 metal

00:20:04.940 detector

00:20:05.420 I get

00:20:05.820 in and

00:20:06.160 then I

00:20:06.520 feel okay

00:20:07.140 and is

00:20:08.200 that a way

00:20:08.640 to live

00:20:09.120 it's not

00:20:10.500 like that

00:20:10.920 in Canada

00:20:11.300 I feel

00:20:11.620 like I

00:20:11.860 could go

00:20:12.060 for a

00:20:12.400 little bit

00:20:12.680 of a

00:20:12.920 walk

00:20:13.300 I mean

00:20:16.800 New York

00:20:17.220 I feel

00:20:17.560 like I

00:20:17.800 could walk

00:20:18.320 kinda

00:20:19.140 although it

00:20:20.080 was very

00:20:20.640 the last

00:20:22.720 time I was

00:20:23.120 there a

00:20:23.580 couple weeks

00:20:24.040 ago it was

00:20:24.480 a lot

00:20:24.800 sketchier than

00:20:25.500 I remember

00:20:26.040 it

00:20:26.320 I don't

00:20:27.620 know if

00:20:27.860 I mean

00:20:28.260 it's not

00:20:28.500 mom Donnie

00:20:29.200 I don't

00:20:29.660 even know

00:20:29.940 if he's

00:20:30.140 in power

00:20:30.660 yet

00:20:31.040 but

00:20:31.460 it's

00:20:34.660 sketchy

00:20:35.120 dude

00:20:35.380 it's

00:20:36.380 sketchy

00:20:36.740 to walk

00:20:37.300 people

00:20:38.500 like you

00:20:38.800 need to

00:20:39.060 walk

00:20:39.320 more

00:20:39.580 you

00:20:39.700 need to

00:20:39.960 get more

00:20:40.260 steps

00:20:40.740 in

00:20:40.940 it's

00:20:41.100 like

00:20:41.260 where

00:20:41.760 where

00:20:42.360 am I 1.00

00:20:42.580 fucking 0.99

00:20:42.820 walking 1.00

00:20:43.280 you know

00:20:44.660 I'd have

00:20:45.220 to get

00:20:45.420 a treadmill

00:20:45.920 like a

00:20:47.180 gerbil

00:20:47.980 that I

00:20:48.280 don't

00:20:48.400 even

00:20:48.520 I'd rather

00:20:49.280 have it

00:20:49.600 at my

00:20:49.800 house

00:20:50.000 I don't

00:20:50.180 want to

00:20:50.380 have to

00:20:50.600 go to

00:20:50.860 a

00:20:51.120 LA

00:20:51.780 fitness

00:20:52.240 God

00:20:52.580 knows

00:20:52.900 what

00:20:53.140 happens

00:20:53.520 at

00:20:53.680 those

00:20:53.900 places

00:20:54.340 and

00:20:54.740 have you

00:20:58.140 seen

00:20:58.300 those

00:20:58.480 videos

00:20:58.800 of the

00:20:59.040 guys

00:20:59.220 working

00:20:59.620 out

00:20:59.880 and

00:21:00.020 somebody

00:21:00.240 just

00:21:00.480 drops

00:21:00.840 like a

00:21:01.160 weight

00:21:01.380 on their

00:21:01.660 head

00:21:01.920 while

00:21:02.120 they're

00:21:02.300 like

00:21:02.580 lying

00:21:03.500 on the

00:21:03.760 bench

00:21:04.020 push 0.64

00:21:04.300 people

00:21:05.960 go to

00:21:07.600 an

00:21:07.720 LA

00:21:07.940 fitness

00:21:08.300 everybody's

00:21:08.940 like an

00:21:09.180 ex-con

00:21:09.820 they like

00:21:11.380 it because

00:21:11.640 it reminds

00:21:12.100 them of

00:21:12.400 jail

00:21:12.740 it's

00:21:13.100 it's

00:21:13.380 terrible

00:21:13.860 so if

00:21:16.200 you really

00:21:16.580 want to

00:21:16.820 go to

00:21:17.000 a good

00:21:17.280 gym

00:21:17.560 you got

00:21:18.380 to go

00:21:18.540 to an

00:21:18.780 equinox

00:21:19.460 you got

00:21:20.060 to pay

00:21:20.400 two three

00:21:20.900 four five

00:21:21.640 hundred

00:21:21.880 dollars a

00:21:22.380 month

00:21:22.680 US

00:21:24.080 for my

00:21:25.460 Canadians

00:21:25.960 out there

00:21:26.740 that's a lot

00:21:27.880 of money

00:21:28.180 buddy

00:21:28.420 Canadians are 1.00

00:21:31.280 so fucking 1.00

00:21:31.800 cheap I 0.99

00:21:32.360 just can't

00:21:33.060 even get

00:21:33.360 over

00:21:33.620 how cheap

00:21:34.380 Canadians

00:21:35.320 are we

00:21:35.940 sold my

00:21:37.020 shirts in

00:21:37.800 Canada

00:21:38.240 for the

00:21:39.300 say for

00:21:39.760 forty dollars

00:21:40.480 Canadian

00:21:41.100 by the way

00:21:42.420 in the

00:21:42.640 states we

00:21:43.000 sell them

00:21:43.280 for forty

00:21:43.660 dollars US

00:21:44.180 we just 1.00

00:21:44.720 thought fuck 1.00

00:21:45.260 it it's 1.00

00:21:45.620 easier

00:21:45.980 you know

00:21:47.040 how many

00:21:47.200 Canadians

00:21:47.580 are like

00:21:47.820 oh buddy

00:21:48.320 and even

00:21:49.960 the comments

00:21:50.460 are like

00:21:50.700 oh you

00:21:51.020 don't know

00:21:51.400 how hard

00:21:51.920 the times

00:21:52.360 are buddy

00:21:52.820 it's 1.00

00:21:53.160 fucking 0.99

00:21:53.440 hard 0.98

00:21:53.700 it's

00:21:54.680 forty

00:21:54.920 bucks

00:21:55.440 the more

00:21:56.340 spend

00:21:56.840 money to

00:21:57.260 make money

00:21:57.740 sometimes

00:21:58.060 you gotta

00:21:58.380 burn a

00:21:59.320 little cash

00:22:00.040 to fuel

00:22:01.340 the fire

00:22:01.960 of your

00:22:02.260 life

00:22:02.740 buy the

00:22:04.360 shirt

00:22:04.620 do the

00:22:05.100 thing

00:22:05.460 buy the

00:22:06.400 new phone

00:22:07.060 stop being

00:22:07.680 cheap

00:22:08.060 if you're

00:22:09.840 cheap

00:22:10.180 it's

00:22:10.460 basic

00:22:10.840 cheap

00:22:11.420 is laziness

00:22:12.920 I mean

00:22:13.360 there's a

00:22:13.680 certain level

00:22:14.160 of cheap

00:22:14.480 where it

00:22:14.740 makes sense

00:22:16.120 but generally

00:22:17.280 if you're cheap

00:22:18.380 you're lazy

00:22:18.940 you don't want to

00:22:20.000 spend the money

00:22:20.520 because you're

00:22:21.120 worried about

00:22:21.580 making the money

00:22:22.260 later and you

00:22:22.840 don't want to

00:22:23.260 have to worry

00:22:23.760 about that

00:22:24.220 and I get it

00:22:25.340 you know

00:22:25.780 lazy

00:22:26.100 there's nothing

00:22:26.900 I'm lazy

00:22:27.560 sometimes

00:22:28.440 but I don't

00:22:31.480 cheap out

00:22:31.980 like I didn't

00:22:32.640 cheap out

00:22:33.000 today on

00:22:33.400 this beautiful

00:22:34.000 performing

00:22:35.660 from the

00:22:36.180 inner thoughts

00:22:36.840 of

00:22:37.200 white 0.74

00:22:40.060 supremacy 0.98

00:22:40.560 the white 0.70

00:22:41.820 supremacy

00:22:42.180 the all

00:22:44.980 white

00:22:45.300 podcast

00:22:46.240 actually

00:22:47.840 all white

00:22:48.320 would be

00:22:48.660 not a bad

00:22:49.500 name

00:22:49.800 I've thought

00:22:51.180 about the

00:22:51.580 name problem

00:22:52.480 as my

00:22:53.000 podcast

00:22:53.700 is my

00:22:55.180 name

00:22:55.620 people

00:22:58.380 come to

00:22:59.840 my shows

00:23:00.360 and at

00:23:00.860 the end

00:23:01.120 of the

00:23:01.360 show

00:23:01.540 they just

00:23:01.880 go

00:23:02.120 I didn't

00:23:03.380 know you

00:23:03.580 had a

00:23:03.800 podcast

00:23:04.180 I go

00:23:04.740 yeah I do

00:23:05.760 and they

00:23:06.340 go

00:23:06.580 oh

00:23:07.360 I'm going

00:23:08.380 to check

00:23:08.660 it out

00:23:08.940 I don't

00:23:09.400 think they

00:23:09.720 do

00:23:10.100 and then

00:23:11.440 they'll

00:23:11.660 comment on

00:23:12.140 my videos

00:23:12.520 this is the

00:23:13.200 funniest guy

00:23:13.900 I've ever

00:23:14.200 met

00:23:14.560 I just

00:23:14.860 want him

00:23:15.160 to come

00:23:15.420 back to

00:23:15.740 my town

00:23:16.160 so badly

00:23:16.840 I just

00:23:17.180 wish I

00:23:17.460 could see

00:23:17.800 more of

00:23:18.220 him

00:23:18.320 not once

00:23:20.760 have they

00:23:21.040 looked at

00:23:21.420 the YouTube

00:23:21.800 or like

00:23:22.400 Spotify

00:23:22.820 it's

00:23:23.480 a bizarre

00:23:24.440 mental

00:23:26.000 like

00:23:26.400 learning

00:23:26.840 about

00:23:27.180 how

00:23:27.420 people

00:23:27.840 act

00:23:28.320 like

00:23:28.620 almost

00:23:29.160 how

00:23:30.240 people

00:23:30.620 are

00:23:31.200 aunt

00:23:33.060 like

00:23:33.480 you got

00:23:34.840 to kind

00:23:35.140 of

00:23:35.260 direct

00:23:35.660 oh

00:23:36.220 I didn't

00:23:38.520 know you

00:23:38.840 had that

00:23:39.200 I've only

00:23:40.040 ever seen

00:23:40.560 your clips

00:23:41.140 and that's

00:23:41.920 great

00:23:42.200 I love

00:23:42.620 that

00:23:42.960 because

00:23:43.840 the clips

00:23:44.600 sell tickets

00:23:45.320 and people

00:23:45.700 come to

00:23:46.020 the shows

00:23:46.360 they sit

00:23:46.720 through the

00:23:46.980 whole show

00:23:47.540 they love

00:23:48.520 it

00:23:48.660 they have

00:23:49.620 people buying

00:23:50.240 tickets

00:23:50.600 they're on

00:23:51.620 their fifth

00:23:52.020 sixth show

00:23:52.920 it's

00:23:54.020 brilliant

00:23:54.420 and then I

00:23:54.860 go have

00:23:55.100 you have

00:23:55.540 you listen

00:23:55.900 to the

00:23:56.080 podcast

00:23:56.460 they go

00:23:56.740 no I

00:23:57.060 couldn't

00:23:57.240 give

00:23:57.400 less of 1.00

00:23:57.740 a fuck 0.99

00:23:58.140 and it's 1.00

00:23:59.040 hilarious

00:23:59.400 really it

00:24:00.040 is actually

00:24:00.560 funny

00:24:01.020 that people

00:24:02.820 love me

00:24:04.840 live

00:24:05.880 listening to

00:24:09.080 me talk

00:24:09.640 or the

00:24:11.280 you know

00:24:11.640 people will

00:24:12.180 message me

00:24:12.700 after my

00:24:13.200 shows

00:24:13.620 with my

00:24:14.380 opener

00:24:14.700 about my

00:24:15.180 openers

00:24:15.580 and go

00:24:15.840 oh my

00:24:16.240 god your

00:24:16.580 openers

00:24:17.020 were just

00:24:17.340 incredible

00:24:17.900 Armin

00:24:18.340 what are

00:24:19.780 their names

00:24:20.420 they never

00:24:21.360 remember their

00:24:21.840 names first

00:24:22.380 of all

00:24:22.700 and they want

00:24:23.620 to look them

00:24:24.040 up and

00:24:24.380 they say

00:24:24.620 I want

00:24:24.820 to follow

00:24:25.260 them so

00:24:26.180 I tell

00:24:26.540 them who

00:24:26.820 they are

00:24:27.180 and then I

00:24:27.880 say hey

00:24:28.300 and they're

00:24:28.560 also and

00:24:28.960 then I post

00:24:29.560 those guys

00:24:30.960 faces and

00:24:32.200 I'm talking

00:24:32.480 about thousands

00:24:33.160 of people

00:24:33.480 asking me

00:24:33.940 you know

00:24:34.200 well maybe

00:24:34.940 not thousands

00:24:35.360 hundreds

00:24:35.900 that you know

00:24:37.560 great show

00:24:38.500 we can't wait

00:24:39.200 to see you

00:24:39.620 next time

00:24:40.160 who are the

00:24:40.540 opener

00:24:40.920 this that

00:24:41.460 so we're

00:24:47.020 shutting it

00:24:47.420 down this

00:24:47.940 is the

00:24:48.240 last podcast

00:24:49.260 could be

00:24:52.180 I'll be

00:24:53.400 interested to

00:24:53.920 see if

00:24:54.160 somebody

00:24:54.460 record or

00:24:56.000 you know

00:24:56.600 ends up

00:24:57.260 even commenting

00:25:00.460 asking about

00:25:01.280 it that's

00:25:01.700 I'm going to

00:25:02.160 start throwing

00:25:02.820 random things

00:25:03.660 into the

00:25:03.980 podcast like

00:25:04.720 30 40 50

00:25:05.880 minutes in

00:25:06.540 and depending

00:25:09.320 depending on

00:25:11.880 how

00:25:12.580 how many

00:25:16.240 people watch

00:25:16.680 the podcast

00:25:17.220 we'll find

00:25:17.740 out because

00:25:18.300 people will

00:25:19.320 be like are

00:25:19.680 you actually

00:25:20.060 actually your

00:25:20.700 last episode

00:25:21.360 one time I

00:25:22.720 didn't do the

00:25:23.180 podcast for

00:25:23.660 like a month

00:25:24.140 and a half

00:25:24.740 and I had

00:25:25.420 like one guy

00:25:26.300 be like hey

00:25:27.700 what happened

00:25:28.060 to the podcast

00:25:28.500 like one dude

00:25:30.020 was like yo

00:25:30.880 what's where's

00:25:31.980 the pod

00:25:32.420 nobody else

00:25:33.700 like people

00:25:34.620 just

00:25:34.880 and it's

00:25:38.160 maybe that's

00:25:38.560 a good thing

00:25:39.000 maybe my

00:25:39.440 fans don't

00:25:40.260 like podcasts

00:25:41.060 which I've

00:25:42.400 genuinely

00:25:43.120 like a lot

00:25:44.480 of comics

00:25:44.840 don't have

00:25:45.240 podcasts now

00:25:46.020 you know

00:25:46.800 they go on

00:25:47.320 other people

00:25:47.680 Matt Wright

00:25:48.160 doesn't have

00:25:48.540 podcasts

00:25:48.920 Dave Chappelle

00:25:52.800 doesn't have

00:25:53.220 a podcast

00:25:53.880 Louis CK

00:25:54.580 doesn't have

00:25:55.020 a podcast

00:25:55.860 Bill Bird

00:25:57.280 does have

00:25:57.800 a podcast

00:25:58.260 I don't know

00:25:58.720 how many

00:25:58.980 people listen

00:25:59.960 to that

00:26:00.240 his podcast

00:26:00.760 he has

00:26:01.420 one of the

00:26:01.900 easiest

00:26:02.320 he just

00:26:04.140 does his

00:26:04.520 pod on

00:26:04.920 his phone

00:26:05.400 while he's

00:26:06.180 lying on

00:26:06.560 the couch

00:26:06.980 maybe I

00:26:08.440 could do

00:26:08.720 that

00:26:09.100 instead

00:26:10.100 here I

00:26:10.520 am

00:26:10.880 one of

00:26:13.660 the most

00:26:14.120 probably

00:26:14.820 one of

00:26:15.080 the most

00:26:15.320 beautiful

00:26:15.620 studios

00:26:16.260 podcast

00:26:16.740 studios

00:26:17.280 in Austin

00:26:17.960 no guests

00:26:20.680 nobody wanted

00:26:21.420 to come

00:26:21.780 I asked

00:26:23.820 one person

00:26:24.700 if they would

00:26:26.020 do my

00:26:26.300 podcast

00:26:26.780 and they

00:26:26.980 go

00:26:27.200 sorry I

00:26:28.020 can't

00:26:28.380 but I

00:26:28.620 want you

00:26:28.860 to come

00:26:29.140 on mine

00:26:29.720 I don't

00:26:34.020 want to

00:26:34.240 do yours

00:26:34.700 but you

00:26:35.220 want to

00:26:35.380 do mine

00:26:35.800 and of

00:26:37.040 course I

00:26:37.420 would because

00:26:38.180 theirs is

00:26:39.280 probably

00:26:39.700 but I was

00:26:43.160 talking to

00:26:43.620 Armin today

00:26:44.200 about it

00:26:44.720 and having

00:26:46.840 being in the

00:26:47.740 podcast sphere

00:26:49.240 now is

00:26:50.500 different than

00:26:51.040 a stand-up

00:26:51.600 sphere like

00:26:52.140 there's

00:26:52.580 crossover

00:26:53.060 don't get

00:26:53.420 me wrong

00:26:53.820 but the

00:26:54.800 podcast sphere

00:26:56.100 of you

00:26:57.380 know the

00:26:57.660 sphere is

00:26:58.100 now like

00:26:58.480 Candace

00:26:59.100 Owens

00:26:59.540 and like

00:27:00.180 Nick

00:27:00.500 Fuentes

00:27:01.440 and

00:27:02.280 whatever

00:27:05.980 I mean

00:27:06.580 you know

00:27:07.080 the people

00:27:08.220 who watch

00:27:08.700 podcasts

00:27:09.240 watch those

00:27:10.060 guys

00:27:11.500 and if

00:27:11.880 they're

00:27:12.040 watching

00:27:12.340 that I

00:27:12.800 mean they're

00:27:13.140 gonna watch

00:27:13.480 me and be

00:27:13.880 like what 0.85

00:27:14.180 the hell 0.78

00:27:14.420 is this

00:27:14.960 why isn't

00:27:16.900 this guy

00:27:17.200 hailing

00:27:17.560 Hitler 0.78

00:27:17.860 why isn't

00:27:18.360 this guy

00:27:18.900 claiming he's

00:27:20.800 about to be

00:27:21.200 assassinated by 0.93

00:27:21.860 the French

00:27:22.180 government

00:27:22.640 Candace

00:27:26.380 Owens is

00:27:27.300 really good

00:27:29.120 at saying

00:27:30.060 stuff and

00:27:31.700 people listen

00:27:33.480 and then

00:27:34.080 you know

00:27:34.540 she's

00:27:35.100 she's got

00:27:36.780 when she

00:27:37.480 did this

00:27:38.160 thing and

00:27:38.980 like little

00:27:39.380 viral things

00:27:40.160 like that

00:27:40.800 she knows

00:27:42.060 what she's

00:27:42.520 doing for

00:27:43.520 sure is

00:27:44.520 she on

00:27:45.580 a hit list

00:27:46.120 this new

00:27:47.300 thing with

00:27:47.820 social media

00:27:49.440 just being

00:27:49.980 so fake

00:27:51.880 like more

00:27:52.380 fake than

00:27:52.760 it's ever

00:27:53.240 been to

00:27:54.580 the point

00:27:54.940 where people

00:27:55.360 just tweet

00:27:55.800 stuff and

00:27:56.140 go it

00:27:56.840 has been

00:27:57.280 confirmed

00:27:57.900 that whatever

00:28:00.180 Candace

00:28:00.680 Owens is

00:28:01.420 being you

00:28:02.880 know money

00:28:04.460 did come

00:28:05.140 from Macron

00:28:05.660 like and

00:28:06.260 you can say

00:28:06.780 that about

00:28:07.120 anything any

00:28:07.880 conspiracy it

00:28:08.600 is confirmed

00:28:09.320 9-11 done

00:28:10.160 by the Jews

00:28:10.600 it is confirmed

00:28:11.520 blah blah blah

00:28:12.020 anything you

00:28:12.980 want and

00:28:14.640 it's just

00:28:15.160 a hundred

00:28:16.820 million you

00:28:17.840 know retweets

00:28:18.700 and three

00:28:19.920 million views

00:28:20.800 and 300,000

00:28:21.820 likes and

00:28:22.480 and it's

00:28:23.780 like what

00:28:24.080 do we

00:28:24.300 even it's

00:28:24.840 all slop

00:28:25.760 everything's

00:28:26.340 just slop

00:28:26.920 now that's

00:28:27.400 why part

00:28:27.780 of me is 1.00

00:28:28.100 like fuck 1.00

00:28:28.560 do I 1.00

00:28:29.120 need to

00:28:29.560 have a

00:28:30.440 podcast I

00:28:31.040 like doing

00:28:31.640 it I

00:28:32.000 like put I

00:28:32.520 like having

00:28:32.940 the extra

00:28:33.380 clips podcast

00:28:34.960 clips do

00:28:35.640 like 200

00:28:36.180 300 400

00:28:36.980 sometimes over

00:28:38.060 a million

00:28:38.380 views every

00:28:39.640 week but

00:28:41.480 the but

00:28:42.800 getting people

00:28:43.620 from Instagram

00:28:45.260 to YouTube

00:28:46.520 is hard there

00:28:48.040 has to be

00:28:48.520 there's a

00:28:48.900 new audience

00:28:49.580 that's out

00:28:51.140 there the

00:28:52.100 YouTube audience

00:28:52.880 the people who

00:28:53.460 just watch

00:28:53.900 YouTube you

00:28:55.520 know these

00:28:55.860 this is what I

00:28:56.600 need I need

00:28:57.100 people who

00:28:57.500 only watch

00:28:57.980 YouTube and

00:28:59.180 rumble what

00:29:00.380 about the

00:29:00.720 rumble people

00:29:01.520 should I be

00:29:02.900 on I like

00:29:04.360 rumble I

00:29:04.860 posted to

00:29:05.460 rumble

00:29:05.860 listen I'm

00:29:09.720 selling enough

00:29:10.260 tickets that I

00:29:11.440 don't need to

00:29:11.880 sit here like a 0.98

00:29:12.580 retard but I 0.98

00:29:13.360 do it because I

00:29:14.160 like it I do

00:29:15.560 this for the love

00:29:16.060 of the game

00:29:16.660 the love of

00:29:18.700 the podcast

00:29:19.220 game that

00:29:20.780 2017 podcasts

00:29:24.520 I might have

00:29:25.360 peaked in

00:29:25.840 2017

00:29:26.420 we're like

00:29:30.580 this is like

00:29:32.060 the post

00:29:32.580 podcast podcast

00:29:33.740 era where

00:29:36.560 fret and fit

00:29:38.380 what is it

00:29:38.900 fresh and fit

00:29:39.680 fit and

00:29:40.220 fresh fresh

00:29:41.740 and fit

00:29:42.140 the number

00:29:44.120 one podcast

00:29:44.720 about hailing

00:29:47.320 Hitler and 0.80

00:29:48.060 telling women 1.00

00:29:48.700 their whores 1.00

00:29:49.160 and which 1.00

00:29:49.840 honestly like

00:29:50.720 if I was

00:29:51.380 17 I'd

00:29:52.220 probably watch

00:29:52.940 that I'd

00:29:53.900 probably watch

00:29:54.500 the hail

00:29:54.880 Hitler call 1.00

00:29:55.640 women whores 1.00

00:29:56.280 podcast because 1.00

00:29:57.940 what else

00:30:00.500 am I you know

00:30:01.260 it's it's

00:30:01.940 exciting if

00:30:02.740 that didn't

00:30:03.540 exist when I

00:30:04.140 was a kid

00:30:04.460 there we

00:30:05.040 did that we

00:30:05.720 had our own

00:30:06.440 hail Hitler 0.91

00:30:07.720 called women 0.97

00:30:08.340 not hail

00:30:08.900 Hitler but 0.84

00:30:09.440 that was I

00:30:10.980 mean I don't

00:30:11.360 think there

00:30:11.840 wasn't really

00:30:12.340 that there

00:30:13.080 wasn't kids

00:30:13.540 in high

00:30:13.880 school when

00:30:14.360 I was a

00:30:14.720 kid hailing

00:30:16.460 Hitler they 0.99

00:30:18.000 just weren't

00:30:18.620 doing it

00:30:19.220 was I don't

00:30:20.620 know if it

00:30:20.900 wasn't it

00:30:21.280 wasn't in

00:30:21.680 fashion it

00:30:23.900 just wasn't

00:30:24.360 something that

00:30:24.840 people were

00:30:25.580 even contemplating

00:30:28.260 everybody was

00:30:28.900 more just

00:30:29.440 wanted to have

00:30:30.080 fun wanted to 0.99

00:30:31.160 have sex 0.99

00:30:31.900 wanted to meet 0.98

00:30:33.300 girls wanted to 1.00

00:30:34.240 look cool

00:30:34.980 wanted to have

00:30:36.680 the coolest

00:30:37.120 parties same

00:30:38.900 as now

00:30:39.580 really

00:30:40.920 same as

00:30:42.240 but now

00:30:43.260 it's like

00:30:43.720 they've

00:30:44.660 brainwashed

00:30:45.200 all the

00:30:45.480 women into 0.98

00:30:45.900 being liberal

00:30:46.400 so none

00:30:46.820 of them

00:30:47.000 are fun 1.00

00:30:47.320 to fuck 1.00

00:30:47.800 and then 1.00

00:30:49.020 they brainwashed

00:30:49.820 all the

00:30:50.460 men into

00:30:52.220 being

00:30:52.620 Nazis 0.94

00:30:53.640 like

00:30:55.340 it's like

00:30:57.600 they're trying

00:30:58.000 to divide

00:30:58.600 the gen

00:30:59.060 you know

00:30:59.460 women you 1.00

00:31:00.020 have to be

00:31:00.400 left-wing

00:31:00.820 right men

00:31:01.340 you have to

00:31:01.720 be why

00:31:02.560 what are we

00:31:03.460 doing

00:31:03.880 we didn't

00:31:05.220 even talk

00:31:05.820 about politics

00:31:06.500 when I was

00:31:06.820 in high

00:31:07.080 school there

00:31:07.380 wasn't even

00:31:07.660 a conversation

00:31:08.420 even in

00:31:08.900 university

00:31:09.580 I mean I

00:31:10.400 took politics

00:31:11.180 class and it

00:31:11.860 was like

00:31:12.260 boring

00:31:12.940 we didn't

00:31:14.440 nobody was

00:31:15.360 worried about

00:31:15.880 who you were

00:31:16.340 voting for

00:31:16.980 nobody talked

00:31:17.640 about who

00:31:17.960 you were

00:31:18.160 voting for

00:31:18.780 nobody cared

00:31:19.660 how you

00:31:19.980 talked

00:31:20.640 nobody cared

00:31:21.260 if you said 0.98

00:31:21.680 retard or 1.00

00:31:22.340 this or

00:31:23.200 that or

00:31:23.700 there was

00:31:24.500 you know

00:31:25.320 this is all

00:31:26.880 new this

00:31:27.540 whole

00:31:27.880 don't do

00:31:29.600 this don't

00:31:30.200 say this

00:31:30.720 don't act

00:31:31.260 like this

00:31:31.800 don't do

00:31:32.240 that's all

00:31:32.860 new like

00:31:33.480 getting

00:31:33.780 I mean

00:31:34.820 getting

00:31:35.100 canceled

00:31:35.540 there was

00:31:35.860 no getting

00:31:36.200 canceled

00:31:36.680 I went to

00:31:37.640 see Russell

00:31:38.180 Peters at

00:31:38.820 the K

00:31:40.200 Rock Center

00:31:40.940 in Kingston

00:31:41.580 Ontario

00:31:42.200 and that

00:31:43.140 was my

00:31:43.400 first big

00:31:44.200 comedy show

00:31:44.760 that I

00:31:44.980 went to

00:31:45.240 and I

00:31:45.400 had already

00:31:45.700 started

00:31:46.200 comedy

00:31:46.660 I started

00:31:47.320 comedy before

00:31:47.860 I even

00:31:48.100 went to

00:31:48.540 see a

00:31:49.700 single

00:31:50.040 comedy show

00:31:50.840 the only

00:31:51.960 comedy show

00:31:52.480 before that

00:31:52.940 I'd seen

00:31:53.360 was Graham

00:31:54.960 K at 0.93

00:31:55.760 Time to

00:31:56.840 Laugh

00:31:57.340 in Kingston

00:31:58.380 and I

00:31:59.540 got his

00:31:59.860 album and

00:32:00.480 then after

00:32:00.840 that I

00:32:01.140 went to

00:32:01.380 see Russell

00:32:01.740 Peters at

00:32:02.260 the stadium

00:32:02.980 and when I

00:32:03.360 saw that I

00:32:03.840 was like this

00:32:04.300 is amazing

00:32:04.860 I want to

00:32:05.400 do this for

00:32:05.880 a living

00:32:06.220 and I

00:32:10.020 remember there

00:32:10.380 were some

00:32:10.680 haters outside

00:32:11.620 actually some

00:32:12.420 some homeless

00:32:14.120 people riding

00:32:15.380 by on bicycles

00:32:16.240 as everybody was

00:32:17.040 going into the

00:32:17.680 K Rock Center

00:32:18.320 and they yelled

00:32:19.200 oh you guys

00:32:19.920 paid money

00:32:20.660 for to go see

00:32:21.460 Russell Peters

00:32:22.220 what are you 1.00

00:32:22.660 stupid 1.00

00:32:23.260 haters 1.00

00:32:25.760 and that's

00:32:27.860 that was

00:32:28.380 that's interesting

00:32:29.220 that even in

00:32:30.020 that show

00:32:30.580 that first show

00:32:31.260 that I went

00:32:31.700 to I was

00:32:32.080 able to see

00:32:32.600 the haters

00:32:33.100 that exist

00:32:34.660 and haters

00:32:37.600 but haters

00:32:38.240 used to just

00:32:38.800 hate

00:32:39.060 now haters

00:32:39.820 have a

00:32:41.140 strategy

00:32:41.780 and it's

00:32:42.360 like a

00:32:42.640 full-time

00:32:43.120 job

00:32:43.580 where

00:32:43.900 they

00:32:44.940 they

00:32:46.620 basically

00:32:47.300 like critics

00:32:48.020 that they

00:32:48.420 we used

00:32:48.800 to have

00:32:49.020 Hollywood

00:32:49.360 critics

00:32:49.960 that movie

00:32:50.660 critics

00:32:51.100 there's like

00:32:51.460 comedy critics

00:32:52.240 but

00:32:54.040 I mean

00:32:55.560 they're not

00:32:55.840 writing articles

00:32:56.580 they're writing

00:32:57.160 emails to

00:32:58.020 venues

00:32:58.540 and attempting

00:33:00.320 to get those

00:33:00.960 shows

00:33:01.340 canceled

00:33:01.920 which

00:33:02.300 does happen

00:33:03.480 to me

00:33:03.840 I do have

00:33:04.660 people

00:33:05.800 who just

00:33:08.160 you know

00:33:09.200 his comedy

00:33:10.020 is just so

00:33:10.860 offensive

00:33:11.240 that it

00:33:12.060 shouldn't be

00:33:12.600 allowed

00:33:13.140 and but

00:33:13.480 it's a show

00:33:15.800 for adults

00:33:16.680 what do people

00:33:18.500 not understand

00:33:19.300 that comedy

00:33:21.120 is an

00:33:21.580 adult

00:33:23.040 experience

00:33:26.640 it is a

00:33:27.300 show

00:33:27.620 for a

00:33:28.280 mature

00:33:28.760 audience

00:33:29.340 remember

00:33:29.660 when you

00:33:30.460 were a

00:33:30.740 kid

00:33:30.940 and they

00:33:31.200 go

00:33:31.420 this

00:33:32.020 this

00:33:32.400 is a

00:33:33.160 mature

00:33:33.780 audience

00:33:34.420 rated R

00:33:35.220 do not

00:33:35.800 watch

00:33:36.160 if you

00:33:36.460 are a 1.00

00:33:36.760 fucking 1.00

00:33:37.020 kid 1.00

00:33:37.380 and if

00:33:38.320 you're

00:33:38.500 or you

00:33:39.200 know

00:33:39.400 so

00:33:39.760 now

00:33:40.440 it's

00:33:40.680 become

00:33:41.040 that

00:33:41.240 everybody

00:33:41.740 after

00:33:42.720 COVID's

00:33:43.340 brain

00:33:43.640 is 0.99

00:33:43.820 mush

00:33:44.320 and

00:33:44.920 everybody

00:33:45.240 is

00:33:45.540 they

00:33:46.080 were

00:33:46.300 treated

00:33:46.640 like

00:33:46.920 children

00:33:47.240 by the

00:33:47.620 government

00:33:47.920 stay

00:33:48.300 inside

00:33:48.780 don't

00:33:49.080 go

00:33:49.240 outside

00:33:49.680 you

00:33:49.800 have

00:33:49.920 to

00:33:50.000 walk

00:33:50.140 and

00:33:50.660 that

00:33:50.840 and

00:33:50.960 that

00:33:51.120 whole

00:33:51.320 brainwash

00:33:52.080 that

00:33:52.280 happened

00:33:52.680 and

00:33:53.680 now

00:33:54.440 everybody

00:33:54.800 is

00:33:54.920 like

00:33:55.040 a

00:33:55.160 little

00:33:55.280 kid

00:33:55.740 so

00:33:56.280 it's

00:33:56.420 like

00:33:56.520 he

00:33:56.880 said

00:33:57.200 something

00:33:57.500 I

00:33:57.720 don't

00:33:57.960 like

00:33:58.300 I

00:33:58.740 don't

00:33:59.020 want

00:33:59.280 I

00:33:59.460 don't

00:34:00.000 think

00:34:00.240 it

00:34:00.400 should

00:34:00.600 be

00:34:00.800 allowed

00:34:01.500 don't

00:34:02.180 you

00:34:02.340 miss

00:34:02.840 don't

00:34:04.620 you

00:34:04.780 think

00:34:05.040 that

00:34:05.200 I

00:34:05.560 don't

00:34:05.720 think

00:34:05.900 he

00:34:06.040 should

00:34:06.220 be

00:34:06.360 allowed

00:34:06.760 in

00:34:06.960 here

00:34:07.200 it's

00:34:07.880 all

00:34:08.140 tattletale 0.96

00:34:09.100 rat

00:34:10.280 culture

00:34:11.660 of

00:34:13.040 I

00:34:14.080 don't

00:34:14.280 like

00:34:14.560 it

00:34:14.720 so

00:34:14.880 it

00:34:15.020 shouldn't

00:34:15.220 be

00:34:15.360 allowed

00:34:15.640 that's

00:34:16.000 not

00:34:16.380 normal

00:34:17.260 okay

00:34:18.340 we're

00:34:18.820 not

00:34:19.020 living

00:34:19.280 in a

00:34:19.540 normal

00:34:19.800 time

00:34:20.200 and

00:34:21.040 the

00:34:21.220 people

00:34:21.460 telling

00:34:21.840 you

00:34:22.020 that

00:34:22.320 the

00:34:22.640 liberals

00:34:23.280 will

00:34:23.480 be

00:34:23.600 like

00:34:23.800 this

00:34:24.200 is

00:34:24.400 not

00:34:24.660 a

00:34:24.880 normal

00:34:25.620 time

00:34:26.180 it's

00:34:26.420 a

00:34:26.700 tyrannical

00:34:27.460 time

00:34:27.740 but

00:34:28.520 when

00:34:28.700 they

00:34:28.880 were

00:34:29.060 in

00:34:29.220 power

00:34:29.520 oh

00:34:30.000 it

00:34:30.100 was

00:34:30.240 gray

00:34:30.540 right

00:34:30.900 point

00:34:33.200 being

00:34:33.760 we

00:34:35.560 have

00:34:35.840 this

00:34:36.180 generation

00:34:37.640 of

00:34:37.980 people

00:34:38.420 and

00:34:39.600 I'm

00:34:39.720 not

00:34:39.860 talking

00:34:40.120 about

00:34:40.280 young

00:34:40.500 people

00:34:40.760 I'm

00:34:40.900 talking

00:34:41.100 about

00:34:41.280 people

00:34:41.500 in

00:34:41.640 their

00:34:41.800 30s

00:34:42.260 and

00:34:42.400 40s

00:34:43.060 who 1.00

00:34:44.460 fucked 1.00

00:34:45.380 their 1.00

00:34:45.560 lives

00:34:45.840 up

00:34:46.180 did

00:34:47.080 too

00:34:47.260 many

00:34:47.540 drugs

00:34:48.480 drinking

00:34:49.040 didn't

00:34:49.540 accomplish

00:34:49.960 anything

00:34:50.380 didn't

00:34:50.600 make

00:34:50.780 any

00:34:50.980 money

00:34:51.280 they're

00:34:51.620 on

00:34:51.760 government

00:34:52.080 assistance

00:34:52.560 they're

00:34:52.900 complete 1.00

00:34:53.240 losers 1.00

00:34:53.620 they have 1.00

00:34:54.020 no

00:34:54.180 families

00:34:54.600 no

00:34:54.800 kids

00:34:55.100 no

00:34:55.320 nothing

00:34:55.720 nothing

00:34:56.400 and

00:34:57.280 that

00:34:57.420 is

00:34:57.620 sad

00:34:57.960 I

00:34:58.100 want

00:34:58.240 to

00:34:58.360 take

00:34:58.580 a

00:34:58.720 second

00:34:58.940 and

00:34:59.140 say

00:34:59.280 I

00:34:59.460 do

00:34:59.640 feel

00:34:59.980 for

00:35:00.200 you

00:35:03.760 have

00:35:04.400 nothing

00:35:04.760 I

00:35:04.960 feel

00:35:05.460 for

00:35:05.720 you

00:35:05.900 I

00:35:06.060 get

00:35:06.300 it

00:35:06.440 you

00:35:06.560 have

00:35:06.700 nothing

00:35:07.160 you

00:35:07.760 didn't

00:35:07.940 accomplish

00:35:08.360 anything

00:35:08.880 you

00:35:09.540 need

00:35:09.740 the

00:35:09.860 government

00:35:10.140 to

00:35:10.360 exist

00:35:10.920 but

00:35:13.560 just

00:35:14.540 stay

00:35:14.860 in your

00:35:15.160 lane

00:35:15.500 then

00:35:15.880 you

00:35:16.680 know

00:35:16.960 you

00:35:17.720 don't

00:35:17.900 like

00:35:18.140 something

00:35:18.400 you

00:35:18.600 saw

00:35:18.820 on

00:35:18.980 Instagram

00:35:19.580 or

00:35:19.980 Facebook

00:35:20.420 so

00:35:20.720 you

00:35:20.820 take

00:35:21.040 it

00:35:21.140 upon

00:35:21.320 yourself

00:35:21.660 to

00:35:21.860 message

00:35:22.500 venues

00:35:23.700 and

00:35:24.060 try

00:35:24.280 to

00:35:24.420 get

00:35:24.600 the

00:35:24.860 show

00:35:25.100 canceled

00:35:25.440 this

00:35:25.960 is

00:35:26.120 comedy

00:35:27.040 is

00:35:27.260 for

00:35:27.480 adults

00:35:28.060 and

00:35:28.320 you

00:35:28.420 are

00:35:28.560 clearly

00:35:28.920 not

00:35:29.280 adult

00:35:29.780 enough

00:35:30.200 to

00:35:31.020 go

00:35:31.440 to

00:35:31.740 the

00:35:33.760 it's

00:35:34.300 really

00:35:35.080 what

00:35:35.320 it's

00:35:36.020 offensive

00:35:36.480 to

00:35:36.780 this

00:35:37.140 group

00:35:37.500 or

00:35:37.680 this

00:35:38.000 race

00:35:38.400 and

00:35:38.560 he

00:35:38.720 talks

00:35:39.080 about

00:35:39.320 this

00:35:39.600 group

00:35:39.860 or

00:35:40.000 this

00:35:40.160 race

00:35:40.300 it's

00:35:40.880 called

00:35:41.120 politically

00:35:41.780 incorrect

00:35:42.720 humor

00:35:43.200 that's

00:35:44.560 what

00:35:44.720 it is

00:35:45.340 it's

00:35:47.720 for

00:35:47.920 adults

00:35:48.420 if

00:35:48.600 you

00:35:49.320 go

00:35:49.500 to

00:35:49.680 a

00:35:49.880 strip

00:35:50.140 club

00:35:50.420 and

00:35:50.680 a

00:35:51.180 woman 0.99

00:35:51.420 pulls

00:35:51.800 out

00:35:52.100 her 1.00

00:35:52.500 asshole 1.00

00:35:54.220 or 1.00

00:35:54.700 her 1.00

00:35:54.900 vagina 1.00

00:35:55.360 it's 0.54

00:35:57.800 understood

00:35:58.220 that

00:35:58.520 that is

00:35:58.880 where

00:35:59.220 the 1.00

00:35:59.960 assholes 1.00

00:36:00.360 and 1.00

00:36:00.520 the 0.95

00:36:00.640 vaginas 1.00

00:36:01.100 are

00:36:01.960 allowed

00:36:02.180 to

00:36:02.280 be

00:36:02.400 seen

00:36:02.640 just

00:36:04.560 like

00:36:04.720 a

00:36:04.860 comedy

00:36:05.140 club

00:36:05.420 there's

00:36:05.660 an

00:36:05.760 understanding

00:36:06.220 that

00:36:06.440 that's

00:36:06.700 where

00:36:06.860 you're

00:36:07.060 allowed

00:36:07.360 to

00:36:07.720 make

00:36:08.060 jokes

00:36:08.440 about

00:36:08.720 things

00:36:09.100 that

00:36:09.260 you're

00:36:09.400 not

00:36:09.540 supposed

00:36:09.780 to

00:36:09.940 talk

00:36:10.220 about

00:36:10.480 at

00:36:10.620 your

00:36:10.760 job

00:36:11.180 at

00:36:11.380 Wells

00:36:11.660 Fargo

00:36:12.180 but

00:36:13.120 at

00:36:13.300 the

00:36:13.420 end

00:36:13.540 of

00:36:13.640 the

00:36:13.760 day

00:36:14.100 the

00:36:16.720 people

00:36:17.020 who

00:36:17.220 want

00:36:17.420 to

00:36:17.540 shut

00:36:17.780 that

00:36:18.040 down

00:36:18.420 and

00:36:18.640 take

00:36:18.900 away

00:36:19.380 like 0.88

00:36:20.220 you

00:36:20.420 know

00:36:20.520 how many

00:36:20.700 people

00:36:20.980 in

00:36:21.140 Thunder

00:36:21.340 Bay

00:36:21.520 are

00:36:21.680 messaging

00:36:22.000 me

00:36:22.260 going

00:36:22.460 why

00:36:22.880 half

00:36:23.980 the

00:36:24.100 people

00:36:24.340 just

00:36:24.700 want

00:36:25.020 me

00:36:25.140 to

00:36:25.260 come

00:36:25.400 to

00:36:25.540 Thunder

00:36:32.640 are

00:36:33.720 like

00:36:34.020 I

00:36:34.680 was

00:36:34.840 about

00:36:35.060 to

00:36:35.220 buy

00:36:35.340 a

00:36:35.460 ticket

00:36:35.620 I

00:36:35.780 saw

00:36:35.940 that

00:36:36.060 you

00:36:36.100 were

00:36:36.200 coming

00:36:36.400 here

00:36:36.580 and

00:36:36.680 then

00:36:36.800 I

00:36:36.900 checked

00:36:37.140 the

00:36:37.260 website

00:36:37.520 and

00:36:37.640 it

00:36:37.700 was

00:36:37.800 gone

00:36:38.200 and

00:36:39.720 this

00:36:39.940 is

00:36:40.080 the

00:36:40.240 type

00:36:40.480 of

00:36:40.620 thing

00:36:41.020 that

00:36:42.400 the

00:36:42.660 Canadian

00:36:43.520 venues

00:36:44.280 would be

00:36:45.500 are

00:36:45.700 willing

00:36:45.960 to do

00:36:46.300 to

00:36:46.440 their

00:36:46.600 own

00:36:46.960 their

00:36:47.820 own

00:36:48.180 I'm

00:36:48.640 not

00:36:48.800 an

00:36:48.940 American

00:36:49.220 I

00:36:49.600 live

00:36:49.800 in

00:36:49.900 America

00:36:50.160 as

00:36:50.360 of

00:36:50.440 a

00:36:50.540 year

00:36:50.640 and

00:36:50.740 a

00:36:50.800 half

00:36:50.940 ago

00:36:51.100 but

00:36:51.300 as

00:36:51.440 far

00:36:51.600 as

00:36:51.740 Canadians

00:36:52.360 are

00:36:52.560 concerned

00:36:52.840 Oh

00:36:53.040 you

00:36:53.160 moved

00:36:53.340 to

00:37:02.640 immediately

00:37:02.960 Oh

00:37:03.320 new

00:37:03.780 Canadian

00:37:04.320 Oh

00:37:05.460 yeah

00:37:05.700 here's

00:37:06.160 a job

00:37:06.460 of

00:37:06.580 Tim

00:37:06.740 Hortons

00:37:07.220 scoop

00:37:08.840 and slop

00:37:09.400 into

00:37:09.680 bagels

00:37:10.580 or

00:37:10.740 whatever

00:37:10.980 they

00:37:11.180 do

00:37:11.400 so

00:37:12.940 yeah

00:37:16.180 it's

00:37:16.420 not

00:37:16.620 an

00:37:16.780 easy

00:37:17.100 gig

00:37:17.560 no

00:37:20.640 gig

00:37:20.920 no

00:37:21.320 gig

00:37:21.600 no

00:37:22.520 job

00:37:24.380 where

00:37:24.560 you

00:37:24.720 actually

00:37:25.160 could

00:37:25.480 become

00:37:26.000 somebody

00:37:26.520 and

00:37:26.820 do

00:37:28.060 something

00:37:28.560 more

00:37:29.300 interesting

00:37:29.820 than

00:37:30.240 just

00:37:32.580 sit

00:37:32.860 around

00:37:33.180 and

00:37:33.380 push 0.64

00:37:33.600 paper

00:37:34.060 and

00:37:34.420 send

00:37:35.480 emails

00:37:35.920 a job

00:37:36.800 even

00:37:37.260 commercial

00:37:37.720 real

00:37:37.940 estate

00:37:38.160 when I

00:37:38.420 was in

00:37:38.660 commercial

00:37:38.940 real

00:37:39.180 estate

00:37:39.460 you

00:37:41.040 could

00:37:41.180 have

00:37:41.300 an

00:37:41.420 article

00:37:41.660 written

00:37:41.940 about

00:37:42.180 you

00:37:42.340 if

00:37:42.460 you

00:37:42.540 do

00:37:42.700 enough

00:37:42.920 square

00:37:43.180 footage

00:37:43.480 you

00:37:43.660 can

00:37:43.840 you

00:37:44.520 can

00:37:44.660 have

00:37:44.820 some

00:37:45.020 influence

00:37:45.340 you

00:37:45.460 could

00:37:45.600 have

00:37:45.720 a

00:37:45.840 podcast

00:37:46.180 there

00:37:47.620 are

00:37:47.840 real

00:37:48.580 estate

00:37:48.820 podcasts

00:37:49.460 of

00:37:50.040 course

00:37:50.360 there

00:37:50.560 are

00:37:50.740 not

00:37:52.140 great

00:37:52.660 to

00:37:52.900 listen

00:37:53.140 to

00:37:53.340 but

00:37:53.660 I'm

00:37:57.340 just

00:37:57.520 saying

00:37:57.860 some

00:37:59.220 people

00:37:59.500 do

00:37:59.720 these

00:38:00.100 you

00:38:00.860 know

00:38:01.080 I

00:38:01.760 work

00:38:02.120 at

00:38:02.300 a

00:38:02.460 community

00:38:03.120 shelter

00:38:04.080 and

00:38:04.580 my

00:38:04.880 off

00:38:05.200 time

00:38:05.480 I

00:38:05.680 watch

00:38:05.980 comedy

00:38:06.380 I

00:38:06.560 don't

00:38:06.860 like

00:38:07.160 and

00:38:07.300 then

00:38:07.480 try

00:38:07.820 to

00:38:07.960 get

00:38:08.100 it

00:38:08.240 canceled

00:38:08.740 you're 0.91

00:38:09.520 a 1.00

00:38:09.700 moron 1.00

00:38:10.260 do 1.00

00:38:12.100 something

00:38:12.500 interesting

00:38:12.940 with your

00:38:13.260 life

00:38:13.460 I

00:38:13.600 guarantee

00:38:13.940 you

00:38:14.160 anybody

00:38:14.860 who's

00:38:15.180 doing

00:38:15.340 something

00:38:15.560 interesting

00:38:15.980 with

00:38:16.200 their

00:38:16.320 life

00:38:16.560 is

00:38:17.180 not

00:38:17.480 trying

00:38:17.980 to

00:38:18.500 get

00:38:20.300 somebody

00:38:20.720 else's

00:38:21.220 interesting

00:38:21.660 thing

00:38:22.100 destroyed

00:38:23.040 healthy

00:38:24.240 competition

00:38:24.940 completely

00:38:26.140 different

00:38:26.500 thing

00:38:26.840 trying

00:38:27.780 to

00:38:28.060 destroy

00:38:29.040 people's

00:38:29.580 way of

00:38:31.940 life

00:38:32.480 and

00:38:32.780 how

00:38:33.940 they

00:38:34.180 this

00:38:36.240 is

00:38:36.500 a

00:38:36.840 and

00:38:39.520 look

00:38:39.720 the

00:38:39.880 people

00:38:40.680 on the

00:38:40.940 right

00:38:41.140 have been

00:38:41.420 starting

00:38:41.800 to do

00:38:42.160 it

00:38:42.300 too

00:38:42.480 which

00:38:42.680 I

00:38:42.820 think

00:38:42.980 is

00:38:43.140 not

00:38:43.340 great

00:38:43.700 I

00:38:43.860 mean

00:38:44.000 although

00:38:46.680 the

00:38:47.060 things

00:38:47.360 that the

00:38:47.620 people

00:38:47.800 on the

00:38:48.040 left

00:38:48.260 were

00:38:48.480 saying

00:38:49.080 were a

00:38:49.620 lot

00:38:49.780 crazier

00:38:50.420 than

00:38:50.620 what I

00:38:50.960 think

00:38:51.140 the

00:38:51.260 people

00:38:51.460 on the

00:38:51.680 right

00:38:51.860 were

00:38:52.020 saying

00:38:52.360 canceling

00:38:53.740 somebody

00:38:53.960 for a

00:38:54.340 joke

00:38:54.620 or

00:38:54.800 something

00:38:55.120 they

00:38:55.340 said

00:38:55.480 on a

00:38:55.720 podcast

00:38:56.060 versus

00:38:56.860 people

00:38:58.020 on their

00:38:58.480 personal

00:38:59.040 Instagram

00:38:59.460 like

00:38:59.820 celebrating

00:39:00.500 the

00:39:01.080 assassination

00:39:01.680 of

00:39:02.080 somebody

00:39:02.440 and

00:39:03.920 basically

00:39:04.560 calling

00:39:05.040 for more

00:39:05.680 of it

00:39:05.980 not even

00:39:06.360 just like

00:39:06.740 celebrating

00:39:07.140 like good

00:39:07.600 I'm glad

00:39:08.040 more like

00:39:08.540 good glad

00:39:09.380 needs to

00:39:09.780 happen

00:39:10.000 more

00:39:10.300 I want

00:39:10.600 the fear

00:39:11.200 of

00:39:11.420 and that's

00:39:13.360 and these

00:39:13.840 people are

00:39:14.260 going this

00:39:14.680 is I'm a

00:39:15.120 normal person

00:39:15.800 I'm a

00:39:17.040 normal person

00:39:17.620 that makes

00:39:17.960 videos

00:39:18.280 celebrating

00:39:18.780 the death

00:39:19.280 of I

00:39:19.600 mean I've

00:39:19.940 never

00:39:20.120 celebrated

00:39:20.600 anybody's

00:39:21.120 death

00:39:21.400 and even

00:39:22.080 if I

00:39:22.400 did it

00:39:22.680 would be a

00:39:23.060 joke like

00:39:23.560 when

00:39:23.720 Ari Shafir

00:39:24.300 celebrated

00:39:24.860 the death

00:39:25.260 of Kobe

00:39:25.660 Bryant

00:39:25.980 look how

00:39:26.320 good that

00:39:26.960 went

00:39:27.260 for him

00:39:28.040 I'm just

00:39:30.200 saying that

00:39:30.640 was but

00:39:31.720 he was

00:39:32.080 joking

00:39:32.640 he doesn't

00:39:34.080 or maybe

00:39:34.760 he wasn't

00:39:35.320 but it

00:39:35.660 was it

00:39:36.120 was meant

00:39:36.560 to get

00:39:37.080 in some

00:39:40.000 hopefully

00:39:40.940 in his

00:39:41.880 mind he

00:39:42.240 was thinking

00:39:42.580 this is

00:39:42.900 gonna sell

00:39:43.180 some tickets

00:39:43.660 maybe or

00:39:44.200 something I

00:39:44.740 don't know

00:39:45.000 or he was

00:39:45.380 just genuinely

00:39:46.220 trying to be 0.74

00:39:47.020 a troll 0.95

00:39:48.640 or try to 0.86

00:39:49.220 save the

00:39:49.480 funniest

00:39:49.720 and he

00:39:50.080 was getting

00:39:50.480 tons and

00:39:51.140 tons of

00:39:51.540 death threats

00:39:52.000 tons of

00:39:52.800 death threats

00:39:53.340 but the

00:39:54.100 death threat

00:39:54.520 thing is

00:39:54.960 like

00:39:55.160 you know

00:39:56.280 if

00:39:57.880 and it

00:39:59.100 goes both

00:39:59.580 ways because

00:40:00.020 a lot of

00:40:00.420 those people

00:40:00.840 who said

00:40:01.180 that about

00:40:01.540 Charlie Kirk

00:40:02.120 were getting

00:40:03.440 death threats

00:40:04.020 after but

00:40:04.920 they're also

00:40:05.640 celebrating

00:40:06.180 death

00:40:06.840 murder

00:40:08.200 not just

00:40:08.780 death

00:40:09.140 accident

00:40:09.980 Kobe was

00:40:10.720 accidental

00:40:11.220 I mean we

00:40:13.660 can get into

00:40:14.080 the particulars

00:40:14.920 generally

00:40:16.140 speaking

00:40:16.760 death

00:40:17.460 pretty bad

00:40:18.260 although

00:40:18.980 is funny

00:40:19.720 to make

00:40:20.040 fun of

00:40:20.520 for sure

00:40:21.560 I do it

00:40:22.680 all the

00:40:22.980 time

00:40:23.320 I'm not

00:40:23.660 saying it's

00:40:24.080 off limits

00:40:24.780 what I'm

00:40:25.860 saying is

00:40:26.320 that

00:40:26.760 comedians

00:40:29.480 are judged

00:40:30.060 for jokes

00:40:31.720 but and

00:40:32.880 then regular

00:40:33.460 people feel

00:40:34.120 that they

00:40:34.460 shouldn't even

00:40:34.840 be judged

00:40:35.340 for just

00:40:35.780 like saying

00:40:36.280 crazy stuff

00:40:37.000 out of

00:40:37.240 nowhere for

00:40:37.640 no reason

00:40:38.160 and at

00:40:39.560 work and

00:40:40.280 in their

00:40:40.580 work uniform

00:40:41.200 and you

00:40:43.440 know and

00:40:44.580 on the

00:40:44.920 company I

00:40:45.500 mean come

00:40:46.460 on if

00:40:47.860 you're gonna

00:40:48.140 talk that 1.00

00:40:48.660 much shit 1.00

00:40:49.240 do something 0.99

00:40:51.120 interesting with

00:40:51.700 your life

00:40:52.000 but again

00:40:52.840 that that's

00:40:53.400 what I'm

00:40:53.540 saying is

00:40:53.900 that then

00:40:54.340 people go

00:40:54.760 do in

00:40:55.060 something

00:40:55.280 interesting

00:40:55.680 with their

00:40:56.000 lives and

00:40:58.020 they're people

00:40:58.640 are trying to

00:40:59.040 hold them to

00:40:59.500 the same

00:40:59.860 standard like

00:41:00.600 as if they

00:41:01.020 worked at a

00:41:01.780 community soup

00:41:03.280 kitchen or

00:41:03.800 something I

00:41:05.240 guess it

00:41:05.580 looks better

00:41:06.020 if I stood 0.72

00:41:06.440 up look fat 1.00

00:41:07.840 as fuck on 1.00

00:41:08.360 this fucking 1.00

00:41:08.740 baby 1.00

00:41:09.100 but maybe

00:41:16.440 I'll just

00:41:16.700 put this

00:41:17.020 podcast

00:41:17.480 out like

00:41:18.080 tomorrow

00:41:18.380 people like

00:41:18.820 you gotta

00:41:19.100 stack

00:41:19.660 episodes

00:41:20.220 that was

00:41:20.500 a big

00:41:20.740 stack

00:41:21.400 episodes

00:41:22.140 for what

00:41:23.900 every

00:41:25.500 Tuesday

00:41:25.980 or I just

00:41:27.060 put it out

00:41:27.440 whenever I

00:41:27.880 want that

00:41:28.300 but then

00:41:28.680 people say

00:41:29.140 no the

00:41:29.420 only way

00:41:29.780 to build

00:41:30.020 a podcast

00:41:30.460 you have

00:41:30.760 to put

00:41:31.000 it out

00:41:31.240 every

00:41:31.660 at the

00:41:33.160 morning

00:41:33.580 of every

00:41:34.280 but then

00:41:35.640 you look

00:41:35.940 at every

00:41:36.240 popular podcast

00:41:37.160 and they're

00:41:37.460 just like

00:41:37.780 didn't do

00:41:40.160 one for a

00:41:40.560 month

00:41:40.740 like so

00:41:42.040 and that's

00:41:44.460 the same

00:41:44.740 with anything

00:41:45.180 and I give

00:41:45.660 a lot of

00:41:46.000 people

00:41:46.460 advice

00:41:48.920 I do

00:41:49.380 and not a

00:41:49.880 lot of

00:41:50.100 people but

00:41:50.480 people that

00:41:50.900 I like

00:41:51.320 and in

00:41:53.680 terms of

00:41:54.640 social media

00:41:57.640 which I think

00:41:58.160 I know a

00:41:58.540 thing or two

00:41:58.980 about

00:41:59.340 although

00:42:00.840 YouTube

00:42:01.480 YouTube's

00:42:04.140 never been

00:42:04.900 my

00:42:05.240 been my

00:42:06.840 go-to

00:42:07.300 they've made

00:42:09.940 everything

00:42:10.380 it's just 0.89

00:42:11.300 ridiculous

00:42:11.820 how they've 0.98

00:42:12.680 made it

00:42:13.020 it's like

00:42:13.380 you know

00:42:14.380 you have

00:42:15.160 to be

00:42:15.400 famous

00:42:15.700 generally

00:42:17.340 people don't

00:42:20.100 understand

00:42:20.820 that

00:42:21.240 fame

00:42:22.260 real fame

00:42:23.200 is when

00:42:23.560 every single

00:42:24.320 one of your

00:42:24.660 platforms is

00:42:25.380 like maxed

00:42:26.020 out

00:42:26.320 you know

00:42:28.000 if you

00:42:28.360 I got

00:42:28.860 130k

00:42:30.000 on Instagram

00:42:30.660 and then I

00:42:31.220 got

00:42:31.500 4k

00:42:33.240 on YouTube

00:42:33.800 you're 1.00

00:42:34.080 fucked 1.00

00:42:34.400 you're 1.00

00:42:35.400 really 1.00

00:42:35.580 fucked 1.00

00:42:35.940 so 1.00

00:42:37.520 shout out

00:42:39.460 to the

00:42:39.940 day ones

00:42:41.280 I have a lot

00:42:41.660 of day one

00:42:42.260 people

00:42:42.620 I have a lot

00:42:43.020 of people

00:42:43.280 come up to

00:42:43.780 me

00:42:43.960 at shows

00:42:45.880 and

00:42:46.160 say things

00:42:48.260 that they

00:42:48.540 think I'll

00:42:48.940 like and

00:42:49.320 I hate

00:42:49.720 it

00:42:50.600 people come

00:42:53.240 up to me

00:42:53.640 whoa buddy

00:42:54.460 I mean

00:42:55.660 could you

00:42:56.020 just do

00:42:56.440 a tree

00:42:56.800 stamp

00:42:57.200 or sometimes

00:42:57.700 they'll like

00:42:58.060 come in the

00:42:58.500 picture line

00:42:59.060 they'll be

00:42:59.280 like can

00:42:59.560 you just

00:42:59.920 make a

00:43:00.660 video

00:43:00.980 do an

00:43:01.460 Olivia

00:43:01.780 child voice

00:43:02.480 for my

00:43:02.860 buddy

00:43:03.160 I'm

00:43:03.340 like no

00:43:03.860 no

00:43:04.620 no

00:43:05.940 I want

00:43:06.360 to

00:43:06.480 I want

00:43:06.900 to

00:43:07.040 I have

00:43:07.920 self-respect

00:43:08.720 I need

00:43:10.880 to have

00:43:11.140 self-respect

00:43:11.640 so that

00:43:12.020 the fans

00:43:12.460 that other

00:43:13.460 people respect

00:43:14.160 you because

00:43:14.540 otherwise it

00:43:15.040 just becomes

00:43:15.560 like oh

00:43:16.220 man

00:43:16.660 just do 1.00

00:43:17.460 the fucking 1.00

00:43:17.880 change 1.00

00:43:18.220 there's

00:43:19.320 this and

00:43:20.200 I that

00:43:20.620 is a part

00:43:21.440 of not

00:43:21.980 just in

00:43:22.420 Canada but

00:43:23.020 some fans

00:43:23.960 just feel

00:43:24.600 like in

00:43:26.940 their head

00:43:27.500 they know

00:43:28.060 what I am

00:43:28.840 to them

00:43:29.460 so when I

00:43:30.080 step outside

00:43:30.700 of that

00:43:31.040 they're like

00:43:31.420 upset

00:43:31.940 they're like

00:43:33.160 oh I

00:43:33.920 thought he

00:43:34.360 was just 1.00

00:43:34.720 a fucking 1.00

00:43:35.240 guy 1.00

00:43:35.560 who went

00:43:35.900 change

00:43:36.220 on

00:43:36.560 just

00:43:37.500 pure

00:43:39.620 and then

00:43:41.200 I go

00:43:41.420 I have a

00:43:41.700 podcast

00:43:42.040 and they

00:43:42.400 look at

00:43:42.640 me like

00:43:42.880 I'm 0.75

00:43:43.040 insane

00:43:43.460 they go

00:43:43.840 oh yeah

00:43:44.220 podcast

00:43:45.240 funny

00:43:45.940 oh yeah

00:43:46.540 I mean

00:43:48.380 this is

00:43:48.800 this is

00:43:49.300 person

00:43:49.720 this is

00:43:50.080 people

00:43:50.300 wait in

00:43:50.740 line

00:43:51.180 to say

00:43:52.340 these

00:43:52.580 things

00:43:52.860 so

00:43:54.280 the

00:43:57.300 advice

00:43:57.680 that I

00:43:58.060 give

00:43:58.440 would

00:43:59.320 give

00:43:59.560 myself

00:44:00.080 what advice

00:44:00.600 would I

00:44:00.840 give

00:44:00.980 myself

00:44:01.340 I'd

00:44:01.600 give

00:44:01.720 myself

00:44:02.260 the

00:44:03.380 advice

00:44:03.760 of

00:44:04.040 number

00:44:05.080 one

00:44:05.560 move back

00:44:12.140 to Toronto

00:44:12.660 eventually

00:44:13.320 maybe not

00:44:14.000 now

00:44:14.380 but I do

00:44:15.840 part of me

00:44:16.840 misses it

00:44:17.940 miss Tokyo

00:44:19.860 smoke

00:44:20.400 value buds

00:44:22.280 and I

00:44:24.860 miss

00:44:25.400 good ramen

00:44:28.100 good sushi

00:44:29.440 I guess

00:44:31.180 there is

00:44:31.480 some good

00:44:31.980 sushi here

00:44:32.560 but still

00:44:33.100 it's never

00:44:33.540 as good

00:44:33.940 as

00:44:34.200 like 0.99

00:44:35.200 shitty 1.00

00:44:35.600 sushi 0.68

00:44:36.680 spot

00:44:37.220 in Toronto

00:44:37.740 is better

00:44:38.180 than

00:44:38.580 like

00:44:39.960 a high

00:44:41.040 end

00:44:41.240 sushi

00:44:41.560 spot

00:44:42.000 in Austin

00:44:42.780 pretty much

00:44:43.420 which is 0.99

00:44:44.760 pretty fucked 0.99

00:44:45.320 what other 0.99

00:44:48.500 advice

00:44:49.080 shut down

00:44:51.860 the pod

00:44:52.420 go

00:44:53.960 full

00:44:54.300 stand up

00:44:54.980 we're

00:44:56.200 going to

00:44:56.320 be putting

00:44:56.620 a lot

00:44:56.900 more

00:44:57.080 stand up

00:44:57.560 on

00:44:58.160 Patreon

00:44:59.260 so

00:44:59.880 again

00:45:01.100 patreon.com

00:45:04.620 slash

00:45:04.960 bedbank

00:45:05.420 is the

00:45:05.700 best way

00:45:06.040 to support

00:45:06.560 me

00:45:06.900 bonus

00:45:07.960 stand up

00:45:08.500 I'm

00:45:09.260 putting

00:45:09.460 all of

00:45:09.860 my

00:45:10.040 sets

00:45:10.320 from

00:45:10.520 mothership

00:45:11.000 on

00:45:11.480 Patreon

00:45:12.200 bonus

00:45:14.120 podcast

00:45:15.800 which

00:45:17.260 last week

00:45:17.940 was the

00:45:18.360 full

00:45:18.640 two hour

00:45:19.480 episode

00:45:21.060 with

00:45:21.720 me

00:45:22.360 Batman

00:45:23.120 Riddler

00:45:23.820 slash

00:45:24.260 Yiddler 0.96

00:45:24.840 at

00:45:26.900 Calgary

00:45:27.300 Yuck

00:45:27.600 Yucks

00:45:27.860 people

00:45:28.280 freaking

00:45:28.880 out in

00:45:29.240 the

00:45:29.380 audience

00:45:29.820 we

00:45:31.400 ordered

00:45:31.740 Uber Eats

00:45:32.320 we had

00:45:32.600 multiple

00:45:33.020 Uber Eats

00:45:33.520 guys

00:45:33.800 or maybe

00:45:34.040 we only

00:45:34.300 had one

00:45:34.640 Uber Eats

00:45:35.040 guy

00:45:35.240 come

00:45:35.520 he looked

00:45:35.980 native

00:45:36.340 he was

00:45:36.640 actually

00:45:37.000 it's a

00:45:37.820 whole

00:45:38.000 thing

00:45:38.420 you gotta

00:45:39.260 I don't

00:45:39.500 want to

00:45:39.720 spoil it

00:45:40.240 that's

00:45:41.140 on

00:45:41.300 Patreon

00:45:41.720 another

00:45:42.460 bonus

00:45:42.820 is on

00:45:43.180 Patreon

00:45:43.620 and

00:45:45.560 I said

00:45:48.040 what I

00:45:48.360 said

00:45:48.600 to her

00:45:48.940 is

00:45:49.200 already

00:45:50.800 half

00:45:51.420 sold

00:45:51.720 out

00:45:52.200 Sudbury

00:45:53.620 Kitchener

00:45:54.860 Ontario

00:45:55.540 that's it

00:46:00.700 that's the

00:46:00.980 whole tour

00:46:01.400 Sudbury

00:46:02.640 Kitchener

00:46:04.300 Ontario

00:46:04.840 where else

00:46:06.580 am I

00:46:06.780 gonna be

00:46:07.360 Lethbridge

00:46:08.660 Alberta

00:46:09.340 Cranbrook

00:46:11.220 B.C.

00:46:12.580 Nanaimo

00:46:13.160 B.C.

00:46:14.000 Campbell

00:46:14.320 River

00:46:14.700 B.C.

00:46:16.760 and I

00:46:17.500 swear there

00:46:17.900 was one

00:46:18.220 more

00:46:18.440 Ontario

00:46:18.880 date

00:46:19.320 and probably

00:46:21.640 I'm thinking

00:46:22.100 Thunder Bay

00:46:22.640 that they

00:46:23.120 but we're

00:46:23.880 gonna have a

00:46:24.280 new date

00:46:24.640 for Thunder

00:46:25.040 Bay

00:46:25.300 Kelowna

00:46:26.360 we're

00:46:26.560 cooking

00:46:26.820 something

00:46:27.200 insane

00:46:27.680 up

00:46:27.980 so

00:46:29.320 I know

00:46:30.540 you guys

00:46:30.860 are fans

00:46:31.220 I was

00:46:31.660 kind of

00:46:31.920 being a 0.99

00:46:32.260 dick 1.00

00:46:32.480 today

00:46:32.840 and

00:46:33.240 honestly

00:46:34.660 I feel

00:46:35.000 better

00:46:35.300 I feel

00:46:35.620 part of

00:46:36.520 the reason

00:46:37.120 I do

00:46:37.440 these

00:46:37.680 is a bit

00:46:38.120 of a

00:46:38.320 therapy

00:46:38.720 session

00:46:39.120 and I

00:46:39.460 think

00:46:39.660 that maybe

00:46:40.140 I have

00:46:40.740 to do

00:46:41.040 them

00:46:41.280 solo

00:46:41.740 I have

00:46:42.260 to be

00:46:42.500 alone

00:46:42.900 to do

00:46:43.900 these

00:46:44.140 pods

00:46:44.500 because

00:46:44.820 I'll

00:46:45.100 bring a

00:46:45.460 guest

00:46:45.700 on

00:46:46.000 and you

00:46:46.300 guys

00:46:46.520 do

00:46:46.780 not

00:46:47.100 only if

00:46:48.500 the guest

00:46:48.860 is way

00:46:49.440 more famous

00:46:50.100 than me

00:46:50.780 and then

00:46:51.240 people just

00:46:51.980 come on

00:46:52.440 my pod

00:46:53.160 that aren't

00:46:53.560 my fans

00:46:54.120 and just 1.00

00:46:54.440 shit on 1.00

00:46:54.840 me 1.00

00:46:55.040 and go

00:46:55.280 the host

00:46:56.020 is terrible

00:46:56.660 like when

00:46:57.740 I had

00:46:57.960 Kurt Metzger

00:46:58.440 on

00:46:58.620 I love

00:46:59.080 Kurt Metzger

00:46:59.620 but his fans

00:47:00.580 were like

00:47:01.000 there for

00:47:01.680 him

00:47:02.020 which is

00:47:02.440 great

00:47:02.780 and it was

00:47:03.180 great to

00:47:03.540 get the

00:47:03.780 views

00:47:04.060 but they

00:47:04.800 were literally

00:47:05.120 like the

00:47:05.980 guy he's

00:47:06.440 with is 1.00

00:47:06.900 a retard 1.00

00:47:08.320 like about 0.75

00:47:08.920 me

00:47:09.220 so I

00:47:11.720 don't know

00:47:11.920 how much

00:47:12.260 value that

00:47:12.880 added but

00:47:13.380 but these

00:47:14.100 these pods

00:47:14.940 these solo

00:47:15.460 pods

00:47:15.920 I want to

00:47:17.800 hang out

00:47:18.060 with you

00:47:18.280 guys I

00:47:18.620 have so

00:47:18.880 many fans

00:47:19.320 that I'm

00:47:19.520 like yo

00:47:19.840 like cool

00:47:20.560 dudes

00:47:21.340 that I

00:47:21.960 meet I'm

00:47:22.320 like this 0.99

00:47:22.720 I'd hang

00:47:23.140 out with

00:47:23.320 this guy's

00:47:23.660 cool that

00:47:24.100 guy's

00:47:24.360 cool

00:47:24.640 this is

00:47:26.220 for you

00:47:26.700 I mean

00:47:27.160 the female 1.00

00:47:27.740 fans who

00:47:28.680 love my

00:47:29.620 comedy this

00:47:30.300 is for

00:47:30.600 you the 0.94

00:47:31.780 transgender

00:47:32.180 fans who

00:47:32.720 love my

00:47:33.020 comedy I

00:47:33.520 know there's

00:47:33.840 about three

00:47:34.280 of you

00:47:34.840 it's for

00:47:36.280 you and 0.99

00:47:36.700 the gay

00:47:37.080 and the

00:47:37.840 all of

00:47:38.820 all the

00:47:39.340 the Asians

00:47:40.440 the Indians

00:47:41.160 the other

00:47:43.020 Indians

00:47:43.540 I know I

00:47:45.580 have native

00:47:46.020 fans that

00:47:46.840 even though

00:47:47.160 there's a lot

00:47:47.720 of pushback

00:47:48.640 because I

00:47:49.000 did jokes

00:47:49.580 about sensitive

00:47:51.340 topics

00:47:52.180 again adult

00:47:54.000 entertainment

00:47:54.580 entertainment for

00:47:55.400 adults

00:47:55.820 there's a lot

00:47:57.360 of pushback

00:47:57.980 but I still

00:47:58.620 have indigenous

00:47:59.420 fans I

00:48:01.080 still have

00:48:01.860 European fans

00:48:03.300 I have

00:48:03.580 people going

00:48:04.300 it's funny

00:48:05.180 two years

00:48:05.840 this is how

00:48:06.860 bad it's

00:48:07.320 getting in

00:48:07.820 in the UK

00:48:08.860 two three

00:48:10.360 years ago I

00:48:10.920 would get

00:48:11.180 messages to

00:48:11.780 come to the

00:48:12.180 UK and I

00:48:14.560 still get them

00:48:15.140 but they've

00:48:15.660 transformed from

00:48:16.620 you have to

00:48:17.180 come to the

00:48:17.500 UK please

00:48:18.860 come to the

00:48:19.300 UK to I 0.54

00:48:21.400 know you

00:48:21.820 definitely do

00:48:22.660 not want to

00:48:23.480 come to the

00:48:23.980 UK but

00:48:25.480 please and

00:48:26.280 it's like well 0.98

00:48:26.720 no shit 0.99

00:48:27.260 you're arresting 0.99

00:48:28.160 people in the

00:48:29.600 middle of the

00:48:30.020 night for

00:48:30.480 tweets

00:48:30.960 but the

00:48:33.540 whole world's

00:48:34.120 going that

00:48:34.480 way I

00:48:34.800 guarantee

00:48:35.200 it's it's

00:48:35.820 a sad

00:48:36.240 thing it's

00:48:37.420 a sad

00:48:37.800 reality but

00:48:38.500 the entire

00:48:38.980 world is

00:48:39.600 going towards

00:48:40.460 this 0.99

00:48:43.660 fucked up 0.98

00:48:45.700 situation of

00:48:47.880 policing speech

00:48:50.900 and can't

00:48:52.840 say that and

00:48:53.500 shouldn't say

00:48:53.960 that and he

00:48:54.460 said this so he

00:48:55.240 shouldn't be

00:48:55.540 allowed to be

00:48:56.080 here and he

00:48:56.680 shouldn't be

00:48:56.960 allowed to go

00:48:57.440 there if you

00:48:59.600 don't like it

00:49:00.540 turn it off

00:49:01.400 don't send it

00:49:02.900 to your

00:49:03.180 friends don't

00:49:04.040 subscribe to

00:49:04.700 patreon don't

00:49:06.840 please subscribe

00:49:10.420 to patreon it

00:49:13.320 would mean a

00:49:13.880 lot be Mike

00:49:15.160 you want to

00:49:15.560 give me a

00:49:15.900 Christmas present

00:49:16.580 oh my god I

00:49:17.800 remember when I

00:49:18.340 first started

00:49:19.040 and I like a

00:49:19.860 lot of my

00:49:20.360 I still had

00:49:21.480 patreon but a

00:49:22.420 lot of my

00:49:22.820 fans were

00:49:24.600 diehard like

00:49:28.260 anti-vax

00:49:30.900 people I

00:49:31.620 don't know

00:49:32.140 and I

00:49:35.080 would I

00:49:36.040 would be

00:49:36.240 like patreon

00:49:36.900 and they'd

00:49:37.320 be like I'll

00:49:37.780 give you

00:49:38.120 four hundred

00:49:38.620 dollars but

00:49:39.320 I'll never

00:49:39.780 sign up for

00:49:40.520 no patreon

00:49:41.260 buddy like

00:49:43.920 what what is

00:49:44.600 the thought

00:49:45.100 process it's

00:49:46.100 just this like

00:49:46.740 I want to

00:49:47.360 help you but

00:49:47.800 I don't want

00:49:48.100 to help you

00:49:48.480 how you want

00:49:49.040 to be helped

00:49:49.600 I want to

00:49:50.480 create my

00:49:50.940 own way to

00:49:51.620 help you

00:49:52.200 that doesn't

00:49:53.120 and I get

00:49:53.600 it they don't

00:49:54.000 want to help

00:49:54.460 patreon because

00:49:55.500 the 50 cents a

00:49:56.640 month will go to

00:49:57.460 guys get

00:50:00.980 with the

00:50:01.280 program here

00:50:02.120 at least

00:50:03.060 America my

00:50:03.680 American fans

00:50:04.360 are a little

00:50:04.640 more like you

00:50:05.720 know they

00:50:05.980 understand oh

00:50:06.480 yeah you go

00:50:06.860 to the show

00:50:07.320 you buy the

00:50:07.760 shirt 40

00:50:08.260 bucks yeah

00:50:08.740 it makes

00:50:09.000 sense you

00:50:09.320 have to

00:50:09.480 travel here

00:50:10.000 you take

00:50:10.420 10 planes

00:50:11.040 here you

00:50:11.880 had to

00:50:12.100 bring these

00:50:12.560 two openers 0.99

00:50:13.640 losers here 0.97

00:50:14.500 you had to 1.00

00:50:15.040 pay the

00:50:15.920 video guy to

00:50:16.740 video everything

00:50:17.500 and you know

00:50:18.980 he had to

00:50:19.480 and pay him

00:50:19.920 to edit it

00:50:20.480 because you

00:50:20.880 don't want

00:50:21.180 to edit it

00:50:21.500 or you had

00:50:21.940 to spend all

00:50:22.440 your own time

00:50:23.020 editing it

00:50:23.680 you had to

00:50:24.320 drive you

00:50:24.900 had to get a

00:50:25.280 rental car like

00:50:26.080 we did in

00:50:26.560 Pennsylvania

00:50:27.880 hit a 0.97

00:50:28.420 friggin deer 0.99

00:50:29.120 hotels

00:50:31.320 Airbnbs

00:50:32.640 everything

00:50:35.020 so be a

00:50:38.040 part of the

00:50:38.740 vision that I

00:50:39.460 have that is a

00:50:40.260 beautiful vision

00:50:41.000 that we're going

00:50:41.680 to next year

00:50:43.420 2026 is going

00:50:44.560 to be insane

00:50:45.620 2027 is going

00:50:47.100 to be even

00:50:47.640 more insane

00:50:48.380 the 2027

00:50:50.380 to 2030

00:50:51.420 run

00:50:52.260 big things

00:50:55.260 are going to

00:50:55.520 be popping

00:50:56.060 all right

00:50:56.800 and I

00:50:59.020 look up to

00:50:59.560 a lot of

00:50:59.980 guys in the

00:51:00.500 industry and

00:51:01.120 they've painted

00:51:01.820 a picture of

00:51:03.800 what it can be

00:51:04.340 like and

00:51:05.320 my fans

00:51:07.080 you guys are 0.99

00:51:07.720 fucking loyal 1.00

00:51:08.320 fans 1.00

00:51:08.840 you're good

00:51:09.800 fans

00:51:10.360 you're a

00:51:12.940 lot of you

00:51:13.380 the majority of

00:51:14.220 my fans are

00:51:14.720 smart I do

00:51:15.280 make fun of 0.99

00:51:15.700 the dumb 1.00

00:51:16.000 ones the 1.00

00:51:16.960 majority of

00:51:17.480 my fans are

00:51:18.040 smart you

00:51:19.860 know like the

00:51:20.320 like I posted

00:51:21.200 the Charlie

00:51:21.800 Kirk joke

00:51:22.460 and where I

00:51:23.740 basically make

00:51:24.300 fun of left

00:51:25.200 liberals at the

00:51:26.340 end and people

00:51:27.540 like what a

00:51:28.220 great joke but

00:51:28.800 then other people

00:51:29.240 like I couldn't

00:51:30.280 laugh at this

00:51:31.220 and it's just

00:51:32.700 like what are we

00:51:33.980 doing it's comedy

00:51:35.700 this is your

00:51:36.820 escape from real

00:51:37.760 life this is your

00:51:39.420 cathartic moment

00:51:40.560 and this is your

00:51:42.500 moment with me to

00:51:43.280 hang out and

00:51:44.020 really get to

00:51:45.900 know me a little

00:51:46.580 bit and try to

00:51:48.000 figure out what

00:51:50.140 are what how

00:51:51.240 are we going to

00:51:51.640 do this going

00:51:52.240 forward are you

00:51:52.900 going to are

00:51:53.180 we going to are

00:51:53.640 you going to join

00:51:54.140 patreon send me a

00:51:55.180 dm I'm there

00:51:56.580 patreon dms I

00:51:58.220 check more than

00:51:58.780 any other dms I

00:52:00.560 got like 200 300

00:52:02.280 unread dms on

00:52:03.860 instagram that I

00:52:04.640 should probably go

00:52:05.200 through maybe that's

00:52:05.900 why you guys hate

00:52:06.500 me because I

00:52:06.980 didn't respond to

00:52:07.740 you but I would

00:52:09.580 respond to you on

00:52:10.360 patreon I will

00:52:11.600 try to on

00:52:13.020 instagram oh

00:52:16.120 that's another

00:52:16.580 crazy thing is

00:52:17.340 for me as a

00:52:19.080 guy creating

00:52:20.560 content like

00:52:21.300 they change the

00:52:22.320 rules to

00:52:22.780 instagram like

00:52:23.380 every day like

00:52:25.080 every day that

00:52:25.740 guy most sorry or 0.96

00:52:26.940 whatever that Jew 0.99

00:52:28.280 with the thick

00:52:28.820 glasses he goes

00:52:30.380 today instagram has

00:52:32.900 instilled a new

00:52:33.860 technology to make

00:52:35.180 sure that it's 10

00:52:37.060 times harder for

00:52:38.160 comedians or it

00:52:39.460 like the type of

00:52:40.900 content they want to

00:52:41.760 promote is like

00:52:42.640 here's my day in the

00:52:44.380 life of making a 1.00

00:52:45.460 fucking yogurt 1.00

00:52:46.500 parfait bullshit 1.00

00:52:48.080 bullshit retard 1.00

00:52:50.880 content I'm trying 0.99

00:52:52.680 to elevate to above

00:52:53.940 retard content and 0.98

00:52:55.040 it's not easy

00:52:55.720 because almost all

00:52:57.820 content is retard 0.98

00:52:58.640 content smart people

00:52:59.560 are reading books

00:53:00.220 smart people are

00:53:01.280 going on hikes

00:53:02.040 smart people are

00:53:03.180 doing stuff they're

00:53:03.960 playing the piano

00:53:04.700 they're learning a

00:53:05.480 skill they're they're

00:53:07.060 they're hanging out

00:53:07.720 with their family not

00:53:09.180 me I watch content

00:53:11.140 I watch content like a

00:53:13.040 1950s dad would read

00:53:14.760 a newspaper my

00:53:15.800 head's buried in it

00:53:16.800 I don't know what 0.94

00:53:17.680 the hell the kids

00:53:18.320 are doing I don't 0.62

00:53:18.960 know what the wife

00:53:19.620 is doing I don't

00:53:20.700 know what anybody's

00:53:21.400 doing all I know is

00:53:22.260 that have you seen 0.99

00:53:23.240 how many fucking 1.00

00:53:23.820 Muslims are in 1.00

00:53:24.700 Dearborn Michigan

00:53:25.460 I'm worried I'm

00:53:28.620 worried about

00:53:29.240 Dearborn Michigan I

00:53:31.040 mean I've only ever

00:53:31.780 been on the outskirts

00:53:32.680 to a dispensary but

00:53:33.640 I'm worried what's

00:53:36.300 going to happen to

00:53:37.400 Dearborn lost my

00:53:43.400 mind I lost my mind

00:53:44.300 because of content

00:53:45.020 it's rotted my brain

00:53:46.520 out and it's rotted 0.96

00:53:49.020 your brain out and 0.98

00:53:51.100 it's rotted your it's 1.00

00:53:51.980 we're all just brain 0.99

00:53:53.620 rot bumbling mental 0.99

00:53:57.100 patients in this day 0.71

00:53:58.400 and age the smart

00:53:59.780 people when you go to

00:54:00.480 an equinox that's when

00:54:01.400 you see it you see the

00:54:02.340 people with no phone

00:54:03.300 dialed in locked in in

00:54:06.220 shape yeah and then

00:54:08.760 what those guys have no

00:54:09.740 kids no family because 1.00

00:54:10.860 they fucking everything 1.00

00:54:12.020 the moves so you 0.99

00:54:13.780 never win listen

00:54:15.160 nobody's happy stop

00:54:17.040 pretending like happy

00:54:18.620 for a minute happy for

00:54:19.920 a good 20 minutes last

00:54:22.220 night I had one of my

00:54:23.580 happiest moment flight

00:54:25.280 simulator career mode

00:54:26.960 Microsoft flight

00:54:28.180 simulator career mode I

00:54:29.540 flew from literally

00:54:32.160 almost pretty much

00:54:32.980 Dearborn Michigan to

00:54:34.160 somewhere in Minnesota

00:54:34.980 and I just started got the

00:54:37.700 ability to fly the jets

00:54:39.100 like the actual jet jet

00:54:40.680 engine and it's a small

00:54:42.180 jet it's not like a

00:54:43.280 Learjet it's like a five

00:54:44.900 six person sit down only

00:54:48.000 private jet and before

00:54:50.180 that you had to do these

00:54:51.060 weird like sightseeing 0.92

00:54:52.300 tours and like shitty 0.64

00:54:53.440 planes and like but now I

00:54:55.840 can fly people around this

00:54:57.860 that's a that's all I want

00:54:58.900 to be doing right now I

00:54:59.740 want to be flying a

00:55:00.600 passenger jet in Microsoft

00:55:03.640 flight simulator and I had a

00:55:05.940 great landing just a

00:55:06.940 beautiful landing and that's

00:55:08.240 the thing the guy flying

00:55:10.680 the planes going I wish I

00:55:11.720 was a comedian in the

00:55:12.560 back of this plane

00:55:13.180 writing a joke about

00:55:14.180 going to a town and the

00:55:15.820 comedians in the back of

00:55:16.780 the plane going I wish I

00:55:17.680 was a pilot everybody

00:55:20.220 wants to be something

00:55:21.140 else truly I want this

00:55:24.320 podcast to do well I

00:55:25.640 don't think I'm going to

00:55:26.280 give up on it especially

00:55:27.220 after today it felt good

00:55:28.620 to just get everything

00:55:30.260 off my chest and tell you 0.82

00:55:31.480 guys how I'm feeling be

00:55:32.480 honest with you for the

00:55:35.040 10 of you that want

Bankas Podcast - December 02, 2025

Bankas Podcast #112 ｜ Let's Have a Talk

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