Bankas Podcast - May 28, 2025


Bed Ridden with Armin Arbabi & Ari Shield ｜ Bankas Podcast - #095


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Length

38 minutes

Words per Minute

144.66321

Word Count

5,584

Sentence Count

237


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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Welcome to Calling for a Muslim Genocide, episode 456 of The Bankist Show, ladies and gentlemen.
00:00:17.580 Today we are talking about why if you are from another country, you should not exist.
00:00:23.700 If you are not a white, you should be shot.
00:00:26.240 Anyway, guys, Boston, two shows tonight.
00:00:33.700 Really hope nothing bad happens.
00:00:37.220 Wonder why I have the highest security for every show.
00:00:41.380 What are my bids not aligning?
00:00:43.880 With the Human Rights Tribunal.
00:00:49.000 No, we're here. We're in Boston, in the room, tucked in with Ari.
00:00:56.240 The police officer just refuses to smoke weed.
00:01:04.020 He takes the weirdest inhale of the secondhand smoke.
00:01:08.860 Which is probably worse for you, huh?
00:01:11.620 Or a cigarette smoke.
00:01:14.500 Secondhand.
00:01:14.940 I think you should have a cigarette.
00:01:18.660 I think you should have a cigarette. Why not? Have one.
00:01:21.220 I had a coughing fit in the last podcast when I said the N-word and I was just...
00:01:27.520 It's from cigarettes.
00:01:28.880 Yeah, let's just say his name and address and social security number.
00:01:33.460 Yeah, when a good friend...
00:01:34.660 Yeah, when a good friend that's professional and has a career...
00:01:38.080 Let's say that he said the worst word you could say.
00:01:43.280 It's a good ad for Patreon.
00:01:45.040 It is a good ad.
00:01:46.120 This is pool jacked.
00:01:53.180 I want to see Caitlin Clark say the N-word so bad.
00:01:56.100 She says it.
00:01:57.560 Does she?
00:01:58.220 She has to. Are you kidding?
00:01:59.780 The amount of times...
00:02:00.320 That's how she has to ask for them to pass the ball?
00:02:02.640 Well, I think that's just how she can do it.
00:02:05.660 I'm open, I'm open.
00:02:06.840 Fuck it.
00:02:07.240 I think that's like her free throw ritual.
00:02:09.460 She just whispers it under her breath and bangs it home.
00:02:12.300 That's why all these black female players are trying to fuck her up.
00:02:15.940 But Brittany Griner is definitely not like a woman even, I don't even think.
00:02:20.600 No, no, she's like trans now, no?
00:02:22.300 She got her tits removed.
00:02:24.280 Yeah.
00:02:24.520 Something happened to her in that Russian prison.
00:02:27.640 Like something...
00:02:28.520 Yeah, they made her straight again.
00:02:32.840 She has a deeper voice than any of us.
00:02:35.960 Definitely you.
00:02:36.700 Yeah.
00:02:38.180 Brittany Griner?
00:02:39.220 Yeah, they have a voice.
00:02:39.960 I can't smoke any weed.
00:02:41.300 My name's Ari Shield of Alvin and the Chip Monks.
00:02:46.760 Alvin and the IDF Monks.
00:02:50.320 Why do you look like Alvin from Alvin and the Chip Monks?
00:02:53.480 You look like the Hebrew Alvin.
00:02:58.740 See, if you smoked weed, you'd be able to riff with it and not just take it personally.
00:03:02.100 You're so Jewish, you haven't even seen that movie because your parents wouldn't let you
00:03:05.660 watch non-Jewish films as a kid.
00:03:07.540 It's probably not kosher to see like a chipmunk enjoy life.
00:03:10.360 You can't watch a chipmunk and have a glass of milk at the same time.
00:03:13.840 You can't watch a Dream Monks film.
00:03:15.960 Otherwise, you'll end up in the next October 7th.
00:03:18.260 That's when that movie was released.
00:03:20.920 I did everything right and I still died on October 7th.
00:03:23.040 That's when that movie was released, October 7th, 2006.
00:03:25.520 All the people on the October 7th who died, they probably thought, at least I didn't have
00:03:30.380 a piece of bacon in my life.
00:03:34.640 Glad I did that so I could be chased down by a Hamas.
00:03:37.400 There is a shot in the head.
00:03:39.920 But at least I never had a glass of milk with a snake.
00:03:42.660 Yeah, I know.
00:03:43.220 You came here and you immediately ate like a leftover chicken sandwich.
00:03:46.940 That can't be kosher.
00:03:48.180 No, it's not kosher.
00:03:50.100 Leftovers in general?
00:03:51.560 No, the chicken sandwich.
00:03:53.280 Leftovers are kosher.
00:03:54.560 Why isn't chicken sandwich kosher?
00:03:56.380 Because it's from Burger King.
00:03:57.340 There was mayonnaise on it.
00:03:58.040 Because it's Burger King.
00:03:59.100 What do you mean because it's Burger King?
00:04:00.440 Because it's not like killed in the right way.
00:04:02.420 It's not like a kosher chicken.
00:04:05.880 Listen, kid, I'll tell you what's kosher and what's not kosher.
00:04:09.120 A Burger King burger?
00:04:10.940 That's kosher.
00:04:11.460 That's kosher if it's 2 a.m.
00:04:13.360 and you just lost $900 at the Venetian.
00:04:16.940 On slots.
00:04:17.820 You don't do slots?
00:04:24.160 You don't gamble, no.
00:04:25.580 Have you ever gambled?
00:04:26.240 I like to play like the poker games at the tables.
00:04:29.760 You know how to play poker?
00:04:31.160 Yeah.
00:04:32.820 Like four-card poker.
00:04:34.700 Let It Ride.
00:04:35.420 You ever play Let It Ride?
00:04:37.700 What are these weird Jewish games in the 70s?
00:04:38.940 They had that there in the 70s.
00:04:40.460 Did they really?
00:04:41.160 Yeah.
00:04:41.520 What's Let It Ride?
00:04:43.040 What is it?
00:04:43.700 It's like you get three cards or something, and then you try to build a hand.
00:04:52.440 Let me explain Let It Ride.
00:04:54.080 Yeah.
00:04:54.540 That's what we just asked you, Brian.
00:04:55.800 I don't remember.
00:04:56.580 I haven't played in a while.
00:04:57.340 But I won $1,000 playing Let It Ride in Vegas.
00:05:01.320 Really?
00:05:01.940 The greatest night of my life.
00:05:02.860 $1,000.
00:05:03.820 I still have it.
00:05:07.380 I used it to plant trees in Israel.
00:05:09.480 The best night of my life.
00:05:10.360 I sent it to the IDF.
00:05:13.740 Plant trees in Israel.
00:05:15.380 Yeah.
00:05:15.640 What the fuck, dude?
00:05:16.640 Did you really?
00:05:17.340 What are those?
00:05:18.040 Of course not.
00:05:19.700 Well, I don't know.
00:05:20.360 What did you spend it on?
00:05:21.460 Do you remember?
00:05:22.240 Yeah.
00:05:22.480 I spent it on personal training.
00:05:25.000 Oh, yeah.
00:05:25.460 It worked out.
00:05:25.940 It looked great.
00:05:28.600 Should have went to Toiki.
00:05:30.140 Oh, come on, dude.
00:05:33.820 I want to go to Turkey, but now that's like the Hamas headquarters.
00:05:37.820 Scary stuff.
00:05:39.040 They're not after you.
00:05:40.080 They went to you to get your hair cut so you can pay for Hamas.
00:05:44.900 Yeah.
00:05:46.340 Hamas is just funded by bald Jewish guys.
00:05:51.180 I mean, they're killing Jews, but am I supposed to not have hair?
00:05:55.760 Planting some trees in my forehead.
00:06:01.520 Dude, you're planting trees.
00:06:03.240 I'm not going to be a dick, but I don't know.
00:06:05.400 The haircut you had when you came to do Ben's shows in Toronto was a lot better than this
00:06:09.560 one.
00:06:09.780 Did you go to a different guy?
00:06:11.160 No, I went to the same guy.
00:06:12.260 I asked for the exact same thing.
00:06:13.620 Damn.
00:06:16.100 Make me look like I'm on the front lines against the-
00:06:18.700 Is he Jewish?
00:06:19.380 War on there.
00:06:20.440 Okay.
00:06:21.240 Is it the guy you took me to?
00:06:22.860 Yeah.
00:06:23.600 Who is this guy?
00:06:24.340 He gives you a shot of whiskey.
00:06:26.120 Yeah.
00:06:26.460 It's pretty good.
00:06:27.420 Oh, okay.
00:06:28.240 I thought it was going to be an old man.
00:06:29.660 Then he tells you that he's Jewish.
00:06:31.440 And ruins it.
00:06:32.080 Yeah.
00:06:33.660 And then he smacks you with a-
00:06:36.240 Torah?
00:06:38.260 Or a towel.
00:06:40.320 Oh.
00:06:41.120 Oh.
00:06:42.620 Does a little towel play.
00:06:45.760 Yeah.
00:06:47.500 Old Bukharian guy.
00:06:49.140 I feel like this guy's molested Ari before.
00:06:52.560 That's why I go there.
00:06:54.020 The towel.
00:06:54.800 I feel like Ari's been molested a lot.
00:06:56.760 He's been molested on this podcast.
00:06:58.760 Just verbally.
00:07:00.580 Verbally molested.
00:07:03.000 Wait till the camera's off.
00:07:04.840 Patreon.
00:07:06.100 I rape Ari's shield.
00:07:07.580 What's verbal molest?
00:07:09.720 This?
00:07:11.020 This isn't verbal molestation.
00:07:12.680 This is like-
00:07:13.340 Verbal molestation would be like,
00:07:14.840 Take your fucking clothes off,
00:07:16.960 You fucking faggot little cake.
00:07:19.120 I mean, that was the last one.
00:07:20.420 That was the last one.
00:07:23.380 He's not wrong.
00:07:24.980 He is Jewish.
00:07:26.580 He's correct.
00:07:27.240 That's a lawyer thing to do.
00:07:28.840 He was correct.
00:07:29.840 You did make him take his shirt off.
00:07:31.380 In this episode.
00:07:32.420 Oh yeah.
00:07:33.000 I'm taking my shirt off.
00:07:34.260 Welcome to Pool Jacked,
00:07:36.840 Episode 1,
00:07:37.640 Molestation of Ari's shield.
00:07:40.200 Exhibit A.
00:07:42.660 The molestation.
00:07:45.260 The rape.
00:07:46.680 Of Ari's shield.
00:07:48.880 Live.
00:07:50.000 In Boston.
00:07:51.620 Bent over.
00:07:52.880 A bed in a nondescript hotel room.
00:07:58.620 Would you get raped for show business?
00:08:01.020 No.
00:08:01.160 No, there's no gig that you would take.
00:08:04.140 Like if someone guaranteed you'd be like Matt, right?
00:08:06.560 If you wouldn't get raped?
00:08:08.120 Nah.
00:08:09.260 I might like, I don't know,
00:08:10.480 Tickle some balls or something.
00:08:12.680 Something that wouldn't like-
00:08:13.520 Come here.
00:08:14.020 Yeah.
00:08:19.520 I don't even-
00:08:20.420 Yeah, definitely not my-
00:08:21.100 Set it on camera.
00:08:22.220 We got it.
00:08:23.060 We got it.
00:08:24.080 That's consent.
00:08:25.140 That's consent.
00:08:26.460 I would like-
00:08:26.960 I would probably,
00:08:27.540 If you told me like,
00:08:28.800 I could make like millions of dollars
00:08:30.700 And showbiz,
00:08:31.560 If I just like jerk somebody off,
00:08:32.880 I'd probably do that.
00:08:33.600 That somehow feels gayer
00:08:35.060 Than just getting raped.
00:08:36.300 Nah.
00:08:36.660 The funny part about that is like,
00:08:38.220 You still need talent.
00:08:42.500 So mean.
00:08:43.900 So you're not even worth getting raped.
00:08:45.300 Who do I jerk off?
00:08:46.520 Eh, kid,
00:08:47.000 You're not funny enough to jerk me off.
00:08:48.440 Kid,
00:08:48.680 You're not even worth getting raped.
00:08:51.220 If I raped you,
00:08:51.900 I'd be wasting it.
00:08:53.920 Wasting it on someone
00:08:54.680 Who deserves to be raped.
00:08:55.800 Yeah, no, they all act like,
00:08:56.940 Everybody acts like,
00:08:57.660 It's like all those women in Hollywood
00:08:58.800 That like blew Harvey Weinstein
00:09:00.340 And they all act like,
00:09:01.940 Oh, well, yeah,
00:09:02.980 They just blew him
00:09:03.860 And got the show.
00:09:04.580 It's like,
00:09:04.740 They were all so talented.
00:09:06.040 Dude, have you seen the-
00:09:07.000 And hot.
00:09:07.600 Yeah, have you seen the memes recently
00:09:09.020 Where it's like,
00:09:10.080 That's the reason we have so many
00:09:11.320 Like ugly actresses
00:09:12.440 Is because he stopped raping
00:09:13.860 And now it's like,
00:09:14.540 It's coming back
00:09:15.240 Where people are like,
00:09:15.860 We need Hollywood with rape.
00:09:17.660 Harvey Weinstein needs to redo
00:09:19.500 Snow White and Little Mermaid.
00:09:21.540 First of all,
00:09:22.120 Little Mermaid
00:09:22.840 Isn't even hot.
00:09:26.320 Like, she's not a hot black.
00:09:27.680 She's like,
00:09:28.280 Her eyes are like,
00:09:29.500 She's got like dolphin head.
00:09:32.900 It's authentic mermaid.
00:09:34.180 Yeah, I guess so.
00:09:35.380 Looks like a fish.
00:09:36.060 We need an ugly black woman
00:09:37.700 Who looks like a fish
00:09:38.860 To play the mermaid.
00:09:40.620 Can you guys bring in a black woman
00:09:41.880 That looks like she was trapped
00:09:42.820 At Marine Land?
00:09:43.520 There's so many fucking attractive
00:09:45.340 White women that could have played Ariel
00:09:47.420 And just been like,
00:09:48.940 It's like,
00:09:49.740 Why?
00:09:51.020 Because the black girl
00:09:52.780 Who played the mermaid,
00:09:54.880 She's not even going to be
00:09:56.260 Like, nothing is going to come of that.
00:09:59.740 You know what I mean?
00:10:00.400 It's just a waste of a role.
00:10:01.840 I know.
00:10:02.160 Where you're going to just put
00:10:02.920 The hottest white chick ever
00:10:04.040 And she would have been famous forever.
00:10:05.540 Exactly.
00:10:05.900 Yeah.
00:10:06.240 Well, that's the problem.
00:10:07.220 I think everyone kind of knows
00:10:08.500 And not Sydney Sweeney.
00:10:10.300 Oh, come on.
00:10:11.280 Not fucking any of these fake hot
00:10:13.540 Sydney Sweeney's fake hot?
00:10:15.240 She is fake hot, bro.
00:10:16.420 She looks like a retard elf.
00:10:18.060 No.
00:10:18.500 She looks like Dumbo.
00:10:24.120 No, she doesn't.
00:10:25.180 Sydney Sweeney is not attractive, bro.
00:10:28.600 Then who's attractive?
00:10:31.420 The cartoon Ariel.
00:10:37.120 The drawing.
00:10:38.620 The pure white on paper.
00:10:40.980 Paper white.
00:10:43.100 A sheet of paper.
00:10:44.560 It was an attractive thing in the world.
00:10:47.220 The original Snow White was hot.
00:10:49.920 It's a cartoon.
00:10:54.660 What do you think of it?
00:10:55.440 No, like Jessica Alba was hot
00:10:57.180 When she was like at her prime.
00:10:58.480 Yeah, she was.
00:10:58.760 She was bad.
00:10:59.420 She was way hotter than
00:11:00.660 Fucking Sydney Sweeney.
00:11:01.780 Sydney Sweeney just looks like
00:11:02.820 Frumpy, fat tit retard.
00:11:04.740 It might be a generational thing
00:11:06.100 Because maybe it's because
00:11:06.800 Sydney Sweeney's like
00:11:07.820 Oh, fuck.
00:11:08.460 We said we weren't going to talk shit.
00:11:09.880 So we're not talking shit.
00:11:11.660 I just said that
00:11:12.400 Sydney Sweeney was a frumpy
00:11:13.740 Well, yeah, she's going to see
00:11:15.840 Dumbo
00:11:16.440 Looking
00:11:17.540 Oh my God
00:11:18.320 Ben Bankus will not be on
00:11:19.540 Season 3 of Euphoria
00:11:20.620 He will not be in an
00:11:22.340 A24 film
00:11:23.220 He will not go
00:11:23.760 Come on, bro
00:11:26.420 We're three guys
00:11:27.720 I should be in an A24
00:11:28.860 You should
00:11:29.800 Somebody just ruined it
00:11:32.100 Well
00:11:33.000 Guys
00:11:33.920 That's been
00:11:34.860 The Bankus Show
00:11:35.720 That's been
00:11:39.580 The Monetized
00:11:40.340 With Ben Bankus
00:11:41.220 That's been
00:11:44.280 Throwing away my career
00:11:45.480 Every day
00:11:46.120 In front of a camera
00:11:47.080 For three years
00:11:49.200 Half of these women
00:11:52.840 They're not even hot enough
00:11:53.880 To get raped
00:11:54.600 They got no talent
00:11:55.980 What are you going to do with it
00:11:56.660 You got raped
00:11:57.100 Then what?
00:11:57.960 Get a rape kid
00:11:58.520 Go home
00:11:58.960 Hey, great
00:11:59.660 Congrats
00:12:00.840 Good job
00:12:02.060 Hey, you did JFL
00:12:03.020 Click the clap
00:12:04.020 Alright, what do you think?
00:12:07.200 You going to keep staring off
00:12:08.100 Like you just came back
00:12:08.820 From Iraq
00:12:09.420 Fuck, man
00:12:10.780 Holy shit
00:12:12.220 Slap, smile
00:12:13.500 Add something
00:12:14.180 He's chewing gum
00:12:15.800 And drinking coffee
00:12:16.620 Like a fucking mental patient
00:12:18.120 You like have the
00:12:21.180 You have the energy
00:12:22.620 Of a guy
00:12:23.260 Who like is like
00:12:23.980 Waiting to
00:12:24.740 Talk about his
00:12:25.580 Speeding ticket
00:12:26.240 To the police
00:12:26.980 Yeah, you're like
00:12:29.720 In civil court
00:12:30.800 The fuck, man
00:12:33.520 What do you think
00:12:35.920 About Sydney Sweeney?
00:12:36.900 She's hot
00:12:37.540 Get this kid
00:12:40.400 The fuck out of my room
00:12:41.320 This is like
00:12:42.100 Asking your like
00:12:42.900 16 year old cousin
00:12:43.980 Like questions
00:12:44.700 Like what do you think
00:12:45.320 Of that?
00:12:45.560 He's like
00:12:45.800 I don't know
00:12:46.200 I like it
00:12:46.860 No, Sydney
00:12:48.180 Okay, she's obviously
00:12:49.380 Like she's hot
00:12:50.620 But like
00:12:51.020 I get what you're saying
00:12:52.640 She's not
00:12:53.220 Like beautiful
00:12:54.780 Like you know
00:12:55.740 She's a normal looking
00:12:57.980 Blonde chick
00:12:58.580 With big tits
00:12:59.540 And weird ears
00:13:02.940 Like she has
00:13:03.680 Dumbbell ears
00:13:04.420 Oh, come on
00:13:04.800 Dude, you're looking
00:13:05.300 Who looks at a girl's ears?
00:13:08.420 Yo, I won't fuck you
00:13:09.460 Because of those ears
00:13:10.380 How dare you?
00:13:12.960 Imagine the hottest girl ever
00:13:14.220 But with Ari's ears
00:13:15.580 Gargoyles
00:13:19.400 Make me cum
00:13:20.180 Oh my god
00:13:21.660 Imagine the hottest girl ever
00:13:23.140 But it's just Ari Shield
00:13:24.120 On his knees
00:13:25.760 Oh my god
00:13:28.740 Ari
00:13:30.060 Ari
00:13:30.680 I want you to eat my ass
00:13:31.940 You didn't have to do that
00:13:32.980 For the 10 minute spot
00:13:34.120 But I liked it
00:13:36.820 We wouldn't do
00:13:38.160 Ate my ass
00:13:39.620 Oh
00:13:40.100 Have you ever eaten ass?
00:13:45.180 Dirty bank of this
00:13:46.180 Yeah
00:13:46.740 Is that kosher?
00:13:48.680 Yeah
00:13:49.080 I don't know
00:13:49.420 That's a good question
00:13:50.180 If you sing
00:13:52.220 Having a gila
00:13:52.860 While doing it
00:13:53.420 Is kosher
00:13:53.920 You put a
00:13:54.960 Yeah, you know when they say
00:14:06.940 Like when you eat pussy
00:14:07.800 You should like
00:14:08.300 Use your tongue
00:14:08.800 To make the alphabet
00:14:09.420 He like
00:14:10.060 Does the first few pages
00:14:11.400 Of the Torah
00:14:12.020 Gobbledy goop
00:14:17.440 This guy's eating ice
00:14:18.400 This guy's eating ice
00:14:19.880 Into the mic
00:14:20.580 He's in the waiting room
00:14:22.720 In an SED clinic case
00:14:23.980 No, seriously
00:14:24.520 You're like
00:14:24.980 Just watch your girl
00:14:25.940 Get an abortion
00:14:26.680 Vibes
00:14:28.560 What is this vibe, dude?
00:14:30.560 I don't know
00:14:30.860 I'm just having fun
00:14:31.700 Listening to you guys
00:14:32.880 Yeah, we're doing a thing
00:14:35.740 Where if you want to just
00:14:36.580 Sit and listen to the
00:14:37.680 Potted person live
00:14:38.960 Yeah, we're actually
00:14:40.360 Selling tickets to
00:14:41.380 To our hotel room
00:14:43.000 Six tickets available
00:14:44.400 Sitting here
00:14:46.600 That would actually
00:14:47.340 Be kind of funny
00:14:47.980 That would be so
00:14:48.780 People probably would
00:14:49.560 Didn't we do that
00:14:50.420 Just charge like
00:14:51.100 150 bucks a ticket
00:14:52.360 What was that
00:14:52.820 We were in London
00:14:53.560 When that happened
00:14:54.300 There was some guy
00:14:54.960 That came and sat
00:14:55.960 Like on the edge
00:14:56.640 Of my bed
00:14:57.280 For like 10 minutes
00:14:58.680 And he was like
00:14:59.500 Anyways, boys
00:15:00.340 I just want to say
00:15:00.880 I thought you guys
00:15:01.440 Were really funny tonight
00:15:02.460 And a big fan
00:15:03.520 You were like
00:15:04.420 We were going to have
00:15:05.500 Sex with that man
00:15:06.820 Sidney Sweeney is not
00:15:09.820 Taunt
00:15:10.040 Wasn't it a comic?
00:15:11.320 No
00:15:11.680 It was just some guy
00:15:12.800 That came to the show
00:15:13.760 I swear it was a
00:15:14.580 Comedian though
00:15:15.280 Who didn't get on
00:15:16.300 Maybe
00:15:17.460 Maybe I'm remembering
00:15:18.340 It wrong
00:15:18.780 But
00:15:19.120 I hope it was
00:15:21.180 A guy
00:15:21.780 Random guy
00:15:22.560 I come to the room
00:15:24.800 Sidney Sweeney's not hot
00:15:25.840 Because I wish she was
00:15:26.540 A man
00:15:27.540 She's got no cock
00:15:30.200 And balls
00:15:30.820 What am I supposed
00:15:32.020 To suck on
00:15:32.540 Those big tits
00:15:33.280 Disgusting
00:15:34.180 I mean
00:15:39.920 I'm just saying
00:15:40.520 She's no fucking
00:15:41.240 Nicole Kidman
00:15:42.160 In her prime
00:15:42.840 She's no fucking
00:15:44.060 She's no Gwyneth Paltrow
00:15:45.620 Gwyneth Paltrow is bad
00:15:47.000 They're all way
00:15:48.080 More attractive than her
00:15:49.340 She's not going to
00:15:50.920 Look good old
00:15:51.580 Yeah
00:15:52.660 Those things will sag
00:15:53.760 But she gets
00:15:55.340 That's like a thing
00:15:56.260 Girls my age
00:15:57.000 Get Botox really young
00:15:58.280 So that they like
00:15:59.080 They won't
00:16:00.080 They don't age as much
00:16:01.060 Sidney
00:16:05.060 Sweeney
00:16:06.820 She's not even
00:16:08.620 In any movies
00:16:09.300 Good movies
00:16:09.900 She's not even
00:16:10.240 A good actress
00:16:11.000 Yeah I know
00:16:12.020 That's because she was
00:16:12.520 The girl that took
00:16:13.060 Her tits on
00:16:13.540 Euphoria
00:16:13.920 That's her career
00:16:14.620 Tits
00:16:15.620 I know
00:16:17.880 But she shouldn't
00:16:18.740 Be
00:16:19.520 We need more
00:16:22.500 Black mermaids
00:16:23.800 Black women
00:16:24.680 I want to see a black woman
00:16:26.680 Take her hair off
00:16:27.620 That's better than
00:16:28.940 Sidney Sweeney
00:16:29.520 Isn't it
00:16:30.000 Take your hair off
00:16:31.860 Do you like when
00:16:32.760 Dust comes out of
00:16:34.020 A wig
00:16:34.960 And the fucking
00:16:35.760 Then you got
00:16:37.300 The ashy neck
00:16:38.920 You don't like that
00:16:40.320 You don't like
00:16:41.720 When black women
00:16:43.100 Have acne
00:16:43.620 And it's just
00:16:44.080 Black scars
00:16:45.420 On the face
00:16:46.060 You don't like that
00:16:47.000 Welcome to
00:16:50.800 Bank's podcast
00:16:51.960 Welcome to
00:16:54.200 Pool podcast
00:16:55.200 Ben Jacked
00:16:56.880 This podcast
00:16:58.600 About
00:16:59.080 Going to the pool
00:17:00.280 We review
00:17:04.300 Above ground
00:17:05.040 Pools
00:17:05.800 With our guest
00:17:08.620 Ari Shield
00:17:09.260 The esteemed Jew
00:17:10.520 From New York
00:17:11.800 Tell us what it's like
00:17:13.040 Being Jewish
00:17:13.760 In the center of Jewish
00:17:14.800 It's the best bro
00:17:16.420 Controlling everything
00:17:19.160 You're like
00:17:22.960 Adding to this pod
00:17:23.800 Like a dude
00:17:24.320 Bombing on a hinge date
00:17:25.440 One word answers
00:17:27.320 No questions
00:17:29.100 I mean this has been
00:17:31.020 The dynamic
00:17:31.780 For the entire time
00:17:32.980 We've been hanging out
00:17:34.200 So
00:17:34.480 I'm suddenly going to
00:17:36.060 Turn into a guy
00:17:36.720 That talks
00:17:37.180 That doesn't stop talking
00:17:38.040 Because there's a microphone
00:17:38.840 In front of me
00:17:39.340 You want me to change
00:17:39.740 My whole personality
00:17:40.540 Yeah I thought you were
00:17:42.680 A different guy
00:17:43.240 I guess this isn't
00:17:45.460 Working out
00:17:45.900 You're fine
00:17:46.220 I do think
00:17:46.660 You were a different guy
00:17:48.120 For the first like
00:17:48.940 Two years
00:17:51.040 That we knew you
00:17:51.660 Because he's been
00:17:52.600 Stopping smoking weed
00:17:54.040 In the last four days
00:17:55.180 You've been a little
00:17:56.020 Sober
00:17:57.180 Not smoking weed
00:17:59.620 You're just
00:18:00.060 You're becoming more Zionist
00:18:01.580 Maybe
00:18:02.300 You look so scary
00:18:05.440 Yeah dude
00:18:06.040 You look angry
00:18:06.960 I'm not angry
00:18:08.020 I'm not
00:18:09.200 I don't deeply
00:18:11.220 Resent you
00:18:12.600 For your success
00:18:13.620 And
00:18:14.260 Get
00:18:15.220 Feel
00:18:15.740 Insecure
00:18:16.580 That
00:18:17.040 My father's
00:18:18.320 400 years old
00:18:19.380 And I
00:18:19.900 Sleep on his floor
00:18:21.560 You think I resent
00:18:25.320 Your success
00:18:26.100 Oh my god
00:18:27.120 We've opened up a cast
00:18:28.140 No I mean
00:18:29.840 I'm grateful to be here
00:18:30.840 This is fucking awesome
00:18:31.700 You're fine
00:18:32.780 Are you grateful
00:18:34.600 God damn it
00:18:35.840 You're fucking fine
00:18:36.800 God damn it
00:18:37.560 How fucking grateful are you
00:18:39.040 Who would you get on your knees
00:18:40.760 And show me
00:18:41.200 Name my top three bits go
00:18:42.340 Top three bits
00:18:43.540 Yeah you're fine
00:18:44.060 God damn it
00:18:45.280 Name every joke
00:18:47.300 I've ever told
00:18:47.760 Go
00:18:48.620 Well there's the one
00:18:50.160 Where you just go
00:18:50.780 Jews are evil
00:18:51.600 We all know Jews are evil
00:18:52.900 Why are you spoiling the bits
00:18:54.160 Now why are you stealing bits
00:18:56.740 On the podcast
00:18:57.220 That's not a bit
00:19:00.120 That's a transition
00:19:01.000 I got that one bit
00:19:05.640 Where you go on stage
00:19:06.280 And you say
00:19:06.640 Happy to be here in Boston
00:19:07.860 It's a tough gig kid
00:19:13.060 Get with the program
00:19:14.560 Long way to the top
00:19:18.080 And then once you're at the top
00:19:19.280 You gotta hang out with people like you
00:19:20.580 I know
00:19:21.100 Welcome to the abuse my friend podcast
00:19:29.360 Where we make ourselves look like
00:19:33.760 Big pieces of shit
00:19:35.220 Laying in bed
00:19:36.640 Wow you really talk to your friends like that
00:19:40.140 No wonder you're a fat slob racist piece of shit
00:19:43.940 The podcast is blowing up
00:19:47.240 I like how it's like
00:19:48.400 You're in the main bed
00:19:49.900 And then I'm in the shitty
00:19:51.080 The shitty little bed
00:19:52.920 Like he's on his way to the main bed
00:19:54.680 This guy's in a chair
00:19:56.400 One day you'll be there
00:19:57.620 And he'll be here
00:19:58.700 And I'll be in another room
00:19:59.700 He had a pendulum
00:20:00.580 I'll be hanging out with more important people
00:20:03.040 I'll never talk to you again
00:20:03.860 One day we'll sell out every show
00:20:05.460 And then I'll still somehow
00:20:07.140 Force you to sleep in here
00:20:08.700 I mean you only have 150k
00:20:11.800 You gotta sleep in my room
00:20:12.800 Well it's good
00:20:19.820 There's not that many blacks
00:20:20.860 Oh shit
00:20:23.840 That was Vegas podcast
00:20:24.700 That was shit
00:20:26.600 Vegas podcast
00:20:27.420 Back to pool jack
00:20:28.040 Sidney Sweeney's nipples
00:20:29.980 She probably has sick nipples
00:20:32.840 Let's look at them
00:20:33.620 Ari vamp
00:20:35.860 Vamp while I look up Sidney Sweeney's news
00:20:38.200 What's vamp man
00:20:38.980 What's vamp
00:20:41.320 Like just fucking
00:20:42.280 You know
00:20:42.740 Talk
00:20:43.860 Talk
00:20:45.120 Say something
00:20:45.540 That's a real word
00:20:46.260 It's a real word
00:20:46.860 Yeah
00:20:47.080 It's a new thing
00:20:48.880 Vamp
00:20:49.580 Vamping's been a thing for a minute
00:20:51.360 Vamp
00:20:52.560 Like vampire
00:20:53.860 Vamping
00:20:54.880 Oh it's vamp
00:20:57.500 I don't know
00:20:58.460 Maybe
00:20:58.640 Vent
00:20:59.540 You fucking retard
00:21:01.520 I don't mean vent
00:21:02.680 Vamp
00:21:03.280 No that's a thing
00:21:04.060 Yo can you vamp it up
00:21:05.060 No that's a thing
00:21:05.920 We're trying to vamp up this
00:21:07.340 No fuck that
00:21:08.060 I'm looking this up
00:21:08.700 It's not
00:21:09.140 Dude there's no such thing as vamp
00:21:10.560 Unless that's some like slang
00:21:12.320 That you just made up
00:21:13.180 Like three weeks ago
00:21:14.080 No no no
00:21:15.120 No
00:21:18.500 Okay Ari keep vamping
00:21:20.500 Oh this might
00:21:22.560 Yeah maybe
00:21:23.260 I had a schizophrenic episode
00:21:25.520 It's like camping
00:21:26.420 But it's a
00:21:27.080 It's a concentration game
00:21:28.760 Ari vamp
00:21:32.040 Maybe I did
00:21:32.700 Make this up
00:21:33.740 Maybe I am
00:21:35.880 Retard on prison
00:21:37.800 Is this the future of podcasting
00:21:43.080 This honestly kind of is
00:21:44.640 Yeah
00:21:44.860 It's a guy in a hat
00:21:46.200 Looking up tits
00:21:47.060 Look at those
00:21:48.980 Oh shit
00:21:50.320 Holy fuck
00:21:53.040 Her tits were actually out
00:21:54.160 In the euphoria
00:21:54.800 Bro yeah
00:21:55.620 Why do you think she's so
00:21:56.480 Oh my god
00:21:57.120 She's a great actress
00:21:58.120 Deserves awards
00:21:59.780 I guess we agree
00:22:01.640 Well
00:22:02.040 Your wife's gonna get
00:22:02.720 I might have
00:22:03.440 Well
00:22:04.520 Might have
00:22:05.940 Jumped the gun on
00:22:07.180 I know
00:22:08.200 This guy's like
00:22:08.660 She's just got
00:22:09.580 Great tits
00:22:10.860 What's so good about that
00:22:12.140 It's
00:22:14.020 It's
00:22:14.460 Just watching
00:22:15.300 Okay give me my phone back
00:22:16.780 It's just watching
00:22:18.560 There's a lot of it
00:22:20.040 Yeah
00:22:20.600 What's your back
00:22:22.320 What
00:22:23.520 What are you doing
00:22:25.660 Oh
00:22:25.860 I thought you were going through my texts
00:22:33.260 It's a compilation
00:22:35.000 What do you think of this
00:22:38.380 Good tits
00:22:42.660 They are great tits
00:22:43.920 If Sydney Sweeney walked into this room
00:22:46.760 What do you think she would say
00:22:47.680 She'd probably say
00:22:54.820 I can't believe you think this is entertainment
00:22:56.860 I've been in movies
00:22:59.140 How dare you
00:23:00.180 Say that I'm ugly
00:23:02.380 Look at me
00:23:03.020 You fucking loser
00:23:03.960 You're in a bed
00:23:04.880 You're fat
00:23:05.480 You're nothing
00:23:08.300 Your show isn't even sold out tonight
00:23:11.940 You fat fuck
00:23:14.620 Nobody wants to fuck you
00:23:17.740 Your wife doesn't even want to fuck you
00:23:19.120 Oh fuck
00:23:20.280 Oh
00:23:21.680 Damn bro
00:23:22.960 Even if you were a millionaire
00:23:24.200 And the best comedian
00:23:24.960 And the best fucking actor in Hollywood
00:23:26.540 I still wouldn't suck you
00:23:27.320 That is why I resent her
00:23:35.140 Because I made up this whole scenario
00:23:36.460 In my head
00:23:36.960 Of what she may say to me
00:23:38.220 And I do not like it
00:23:39.380 She might though
00:23:41.640 What if she
00:23:42.480 Where's she coming here
00:23:43.380 And be like
00:23:43.700 Oh my god
00:23:44.040 Is that Ben Banker
00:23:44.660 Imagine
00:23:46.580 That'd be sick
00:23:47.540 I'm just sitting here
00:23:48.760 I get to watch
00:23:49.020 You the guy who farts and shits
00:23:50.360 Says the N-Wood
00:23:52.640 So hot
00:23:55.200 You're my favorite comedian
00:23:58.260 You're the farting
00:23:59.060 Shitting
00:23:59.420 Fat
00:24:00.920 Chinese accent
00:24:04.480 If you do the Chinese accent right now
00:24:07.100 I'll suck your dick
00:24:07.720 Welcome to Pool's Act
00:24:15.320 We did it
00:24:18.440 We've created a new podcast
00:24:20.200 We did a podcast
00:24:21.080 Where Ben doesn't crash out about his reel
00:24:22.660 Figured out a way to talk to a Bernal
00:24:25.240 Without bringing up his reel
00:24:27.600 Bro I haven't
00:24:31.440 I haven't
00:24:32.000 I woke up this morning to you
00:24:34.040 It is funny how there was like a period
00:24:36.560 Where I'd just be doing a regular podcast
00:24:38.280 And I'd be like
00:24:38.780 The fake babies that they're showing
00:24:46.620 Holding up is a doll
00:24:47.920 It's not a real baby
00:24:48.940 They're not dead
00:24:51.060 They're fucking dolls
00:24:52.260 Just telling all your Gentile fans
00:24:55.060 Subscribe to this
00:24:56.660 You watching the podcast bro?
00:25:02.700 Just in the meet and greet
00:25:03.960 You gotta check it out
00:25:06.640 You ever see CNN?
00:25:09.460 It's kind of like that
00:25:10.080 You ever see fucking Wolf Blitzer?
00:25:14.840 This is Ben Blitzer
00:25:15.740 Ben Blankets
00:25:18.840 Jesse Waters
00:25:21.340 You got Jesse Waters
00:25:24.520 Then you got Bankist Podcast
00:25:25.620 Ben the host of a podcast
00:25:28.060 That has changed names more times
00:25:29.980 Than he has viewers
00:25:30.920 Look if we change the name
00:25:34.960 They will not find out
00:25:35.860 That I'm talking about Israel
00:25:36.760 In episode 56 of Pool Jacked
00:25:41.400 For some reason
00:25:42.140 Ben was ranting
00:25:43.240 And had a
00:25:43.760 By himself
00:25:46.740 He had a completely different logo
00:25:48.180 In the background
00:25:48.840 And he was saying the Edward
00:25:51.040 Saying the Edward
00:25:53.600 The Edward
00:25:55.160 That world game
00:25:55.880 That guy probably hates Kansai so much
00:26:00.040 I was at first
00:26:02.580 Oh shit
00:26:06.600 Broke the rule again
00:26:07.820 Welcome back to Bankist Podcast
00:26:10.140 Welcome to Bankist Podcast
00:26:11.220 Where he tells everyone
00:26:12.140 To do the things that he does
00:26:13.360 Don't you dare talk shit
00:26:15.840 About anybody
00:26:16.420 Anybody
00:26:16.800 Sidney Swinney is gross
00:26:18.000 And this guy is Chinese
00:26:19.300 There was a Chinese comedian
00:26:22.360 That almost won
00:26:23.120 A million dollars in Canada
00:26:25.820 And he hates me
00:26:28.540 And he stole my bit
00:26:29.560 He stole multiple bits of mine
00:26:31.320 He recently stole the bit
00:26:34.620 Where I did the thing
00:26:35.980 Like he did it on
00:26:37.020 Where I talk about Olivia Chow
00:26:40.920 Really?
00:26:42.300 I know
00:26:42.660 I know he's talking about Olivia Chow
00:26:44.680 No he's just talking about like
00:26:46.360 He's using the joke
00:26:47.500 I don't want to spoil the joke
00:26:48.860 Right okay okay
00:26:49.660 Tell me after that
00:26:50.320 He's just like saying the joke
00:26:51.560 I don't care
00:26:57.520 He can steal my whole act
00:26:58.560 I don't give a fuck
00:26:59.280 You should make tea kettles
00:27:01.640 When the water boils
00:27:02.780 It just goes
00:27:03.260 Makes the noise
00:27:05.660 It goes
00:27:06.140 Here you say the fucking like race
00:27:14.680 And I'll do the most racist accent
00:27:16.140 I can of the race
00:27:17.360 Somalia
00:27:17.840 Okay next
00:27:24.380 Mongolian
00:27:25.940 Russian
00:27:33.420 Mexican
00:27:39.800 So fucked
00:27:56.580 Next
00:27:59.960 Ari throw one in there
00:28:01.860 Australian
00:28:02.480 Australian
00:28:02.660 Australian
00:28:02.700 It's all the same
00:28:09.380 You throw me a race
00:28:12.540 I'll do the same
00:28:13.240 Noice
00:28:14.080 Hello
00:28:14.460 French
00:28:21.240 I said the most racist
00:28:30.640 To be fair
00:28:31.280 It's fair
00:28:32.100 It's fair
00:28:32.680 Chinese
00:28:34.060 We're gonna make a million dollars
00:28:45.380 Welcome to the pool jack
00:28:48.240 Where's the pool
00:28:50.020 The fuck is pool jack
00:28:51.760 You guys are repeating that
00:28:53.100 You don't know what pool jack is
00:28:54.940 What is that
00:28:55.440 Explain it
00:28:56.840 So when Ben was doing commercial real estate
00:28:59.880 He had like a work trip to Vegas
00:29:02.620 They took his company to Vegas
00:29:03.940 And then one of the like head partners
00:29:05.600 Or senior sales guys
00:29:07.740 Was just like
00:29:08.400 Look bankers
00:29:09.100 Look at me
00:29:09.420 Pool jacked
00:29:10.680 And it's just a fat guy
00:29:11.800 But he's like shoulder height in the pool
00:29:13.400 So it looks like he's jacked
00:29:15.300 So when Ben and I went to
00:29:18.640 When Ben
00:29:19.400 Ben and I allegedly did
00:29:21.180 Mic Drop Mania
00:29:21.900 And we were in Chandler Arizona
00:29:23.740 They had a resort
00:29:26.420 And we were in the pool
00:29:27.340 And the whole time
00:29:27.920 We just kept being like
00:29:28.640 Pool jacked
00:29:29.360 Pool jacked
00:29:30.420 And then I was like
00:29:31.160 Yo we should call the podcast this
00:29:32.620 Instead of
00:29:33.160 Kill up your Palestinian show
00:29:34.780 With Ben Bankers
00:29:35.840 And then
00:29:36.320 It took us three years
00:29:37.980 And now we're here
00:29:39.260 Welcome to this
00:29:42.320 By the way
00:29:42.660 The pool is located within
00:29:43.900 The Israeli territory
00:29:45.420 Is a salted pool
00:29:47.680 Is a salt water pool
00:29:50.040 We didn't say what kind of pool
00:29:52.620 Pool jacked
00:29:53.660 Is when you blow up a Palestinian pool
00:29:55.500 Blow him to smithereens
00:30:00.400 Every single piece of his body
00:30:01.900 Babies without faces
00:30:08.480 No darkness without borders
00:30:12.000 Babies without fucking heads
00:30:15.760 Not even real babies
00:30:17.980 Why are they mad at us
00:30:19.280 Yeah why are they upset
00:30:20.180 They hate us
00:30:20.840 Because they hate us
00:30:21.860 Yeah Jews are pretty smart
00:30:25.160 You mad because we're successful
00:30:28.060 No you made that baby
00:30:30.080 Not have a head
00:30:30.740 Well yeah
00:30:31.520 That was an accident
00:30:32.180 That's why you're mad
00:30:33.820 Because I'm successful
00:30:34.400 In killing kids
00:30:35.120 Everything I do
00:30:36.780 I accomplish
00:30:37.440 Next week we're going to have
00:30:41.240 Nick Fuentes on the show
00:30:42.700 We're going to have Dave Portnoy
00:30:44.020 Sitting in that chair
00:30:44.860 And he's going to have
00:30:46.080 The exact same amount
00:30:46.940 Of words to say
00:30:47.620 And he's going to send you guys
00:30:49.120 To Auschwitz
00:30:49.700 I'd go to Auschwitz
00:30:53.380 Be a good bet
00:30:54.480 Not even now
00:30:55.500 I'd go
00:30:56.520 Yeah
00:30:57.100 80 years ago
00:30:57.920 For fun
00:30:58.700 I heard they have a swing pool
00:31:00.300 I heard you could get
00:31:02.160 Really jacked
00:31:03.360 Make you work all day long
00:31:05.440 Trying to lose some weight
00:31:06.460 Go to Auschwitz
00:31:07.440 It's right beside Equinox
00:31:12.180 I was watching Holocaust
00:31:13.520 But it's like
00:31:13.940 Oh that's so thin
00:31:14.760 I wish I was that thin
00:31:16.340 What gym do you go to
00:31:17.760 I used to go to Equinox
00:31:19.280 Now I go to Auschwitz
00:31:20.260 It's the best gym
00:31:22.600 It's a good bit for you actually
00:31:25.260 It's a good bit
00:31:26.140 Some loaf of bread
00:31:28.440 I need to lose weight
00:31:29.320 I don't want to go to like
00:31:30.060 Fat rehab
00:31:30.800 It's just Auschwitz
00:31:31.700 I wish you could do Auschwitz
00:31:33.880 But then leave
00:31:34.660 You know
00:31:34.960 I wish I could take my dick out
00:31:36.300 And jack off
00:31:36.920 All of Rahari's bald spots
00:31:38.720 The hair grows back
00:31:42.820 I planted some trees in Israel
00:31:45.740 All you needed was to get
00:31:46.740 Cummed on kid
00:31:47.540 Oh my god
00:31:48.400 That's the secret
00:31:49.240 The molestation
00:31:51.380 If that was the secret
00:31:52.280 Would you let me do it
00:31:53.280 For your hair
00:31:54.200 That's a great question
00:31:55.300 Probably not
00:31:57.700 If you jerked off into a cup
00:31:59.500 No it has to be like
00:32:01.380 Like a
00:32:02.580 Jerked off into a cup
00:32:03.940 It's somehow weirder
00:32:04.960 It has to be hot
00:32:05.940 The heat
00:32:08.560 Jerk off onto my head
00:32:09.940 The heat that warms it up
00:32:10.980 Yeah
00:32:11.600 Yeah
00:32:11.940 The primordial soup
00:32:14.260 Of where your keeper
00:32:14.940 Should have been
00:32:15.480 I'll just go bald
00:32:17.400 It's fine
00:32:18.120 Just wear a keeper
00:32:19.840 I should right
00:32:21.400 I should go back to God
00:32:22.420 You guys coming with me?
00:32:26.460 Do you think you strayed?
00:32:28.660 Yeah on purpose
00:32:29.520 Why?
00:32:31.320 Because it's all bullshit
00:32:32.300 Whoa
00:32:33.840 Whoa
00:32:34.540 Whoa
00:32:35.060 Whoa
00:32:35.700 Whoa
00:32:36.100 You're in the synagogue
00:32:37.480 So you're telling me
00:32:38.720 They're killing Palestinians
00:32:39.720 With nothing?
00:32:42.600 It's only they invented
00:32:43.620 This old book
00:32:44.200 Just to kill Eric
00:32:44.700 One big lie
00:32:45.600 I thought it was
00:32:47.020 Because it was fun
00:32:47.960 Love of the game
00:32:51.160 It's like doing open mics
00:32:53.620 You just do it
00:32:54.340 Bro that's not funny bro
00:32:55.560 Like bro humor bro
00:32:56.880 That's not funny
00:32:57.820 Because like
00:32:58.300 People are actually done bro
00:33:00.360 Shut up
00:33:01.980 I think the worst things
00:33:10.600 In the world are funny
00:33:11.320 Because I'm mentally ill
00:33:12.560 I stay in bed all day
00:33:15.000 Because I'm afraid
00:33:15.780 God is mad at me
00:33:17.140 Do not want to see
00:33:20.400 What he has in store
00:33:21.160 For me outside
00:33:21.920 I will go to the show
00:33:24.580 And take my risks there
00:33:26.200 Then I will come back
00:33:28.480 Up to the room
00:33:29.080 Then I will find the most
00:33:30.240 Canadian restaurant
00:33:32.900 In the area
00:33:33.600 Yeah well that's
00:33:34.560 What direction
00:33:35.060 Just ended up going
00:33:36.420 To a box
00:33:36.920 Hey what's good around here
00:33:39.060 I want to know
00:33:39.460 What restaurants
00:33:39.980 To never go to
00:33:40.580 Let's get the security
00:33:44.800 Guard over here
00:33:45.520 And bother them
00:33:46.100 For 45 minutes
00:33:47.080 Can you list out
00:33:49.840 Every menu item
00:33:50.620 From the top three
00:33:51.580 Restaurants
00:33:52.280 And then do you mind
00:33:54.660 Writing them down
00:33:55.520 So we make sure
00:33:56.060 We don't accidentally go
00:33:57.340 We're going to go
00:34:00.200 To a different place
00:34:00.860 Called Moxie's
00:34:02.100 It's a shithole
00:34:03.480 And we like it
00:34:04.360 It's honestly not bad
00:34:07.760 Though it was lit there
00:34:08.860 I feel like
00:34:09.640 It's funny because
00:34:10.460 Canadians are like
00:34:11.580 Yeah Moxie's is like
00:34:12.560 Whatever
00:34:12.860 But like Americans
00:34:14.220 Are like oh my god
00:34:15.160 Oh my god
00:34:15.680 You guys want the Moxie's
00:34:17.020 You got money
00:34:17.980 No I just think
00:34:20.020 It's like yeah
00:34:20.500 It's like
00:34:20.820 It's like
00:34:21.400 It's high end food
00:34:23.300 For
00:34:23.980 Black
00:34:26.020 Black
00:34:26.940 Black people
00:34:29.100 I didn't see
00:34:32.900 Multiple like
00:34:33.540 Black people dates
00:34:34.380 There being like
00:34:35.060 She you got a state
00:34:36.340 Mother
00:34:36.660 That's expensive
00:34:38.800 Sixty dollars
00:34:42.740 Gee
00:34:43.260 Could have got another
00:34:48.500 Fake diamond on your ring
00:34:50.200 With that
00:34:50.780 Sixty dollars
00:34:52.320 God damn
00:34:55.240 Oh
00:34:56.060 Ari Shields
00:34:59.880 So what do you think
00:35:00.260 About that Ari
00:35:00.760 Was any of this racist
00:35:01.760 Nah
00:35:03.260 Did you enjoy any of this
00:35:06.200 Yeah
00:35:06.720 Pull my finger
00:35:10.480 Reach over
00:35:12.300 And pull his finger
00:35:13.260 Crawl
00:35:14.260 No do it
00:35:17.040 Good bit for the camera
00:35:18.520 We like to do physical comedy
00:35:19.960 On this podcast
00:35:20.640 I can't reach
00:35:21.460 Need a reason for people
00:35:22.560 To want to watch it
00:35:23.460 Not just listen
00:35:24.280 Pull Armand's finger
00:35:25.620 The one coming out
00:35:27.860 Of his groin
00:35:28.760 Pull his wiener
00:35:32.320 Pull it with your mouth
00:35:33.500 Pull it with your asshole
00:35:35.900 Pull my finger
00:35:40.700 With your asshole
00:35:41.580 Welcome to the podcast
00:35:49.020 Where we insinuate
00:35:50.180 That we have gay sex
00:35:51.060 With this Jewish guy
00:35:51.820 That looks like
00:35:52.500 He's been raped
00:35:53.360 Fifteen hundred seats
00:35:55.160 Left for trial
00:35:55.840 Is this thing
00:36:04.780 Is this thing Jewish
00:36:07.760 Alright so you drove
00:36:08.880 Back to your parents
00:36:10.600 Home in Providence
00:36:11.880 Last night
00:36:12.740 I did
00:36:13.900 What did you do
00:36:16.080 I went to bed
00:36:17.400 Do you think
00:36:18.140 This is unwatchable
00:36:18.960 This is the best episode
00:36:24.720 We've ever done
00:36:25.440 Thank god
00:36:29.440 I've always wanted to do
00:36:32.600 A podcast lying down
00:36:33.560 To be honest
00:36:34.140 It doesn't get
00:36:35.140 It's pretty good
00:36:35.820 The podcast ends
00:36:36.600 When we fall asleep
00:36:37.620 Podcast ends
00:36:40.520 When we have to eat
00:36:41.340 Alright Ari
00:36:43.200 What does
00:36:44.260 Give me dates
00:36:45.160 Just kidding
00:36:46.080 Where are you next
00:36:51.420 Where I am
00:36:52.200 If you're lucky
00:36:53.680 If you fucking
00:36:55.680 Say something
00:36:57.280 You see something
00:36:58.360 Yeah make a joke
00:36:59.300 Be funny
00:37:00.300 Go
00:37:00.920 Oh there you go
00:37:03.940 Hey
00:37:04.640 Reflexes have gotten better
00:37:06.940 I actually want to see Ari
00:37:10.540 If you move slow
00:37:12.060 Like an elderly Jew
00:37:13.820 For some reason
00:37:14.640 I want to see you do
00:37:15.600 Like a legit reflex test
00:37:17.040 I think I have
00:37:17.480 Eczema on my eyebrow
00:37:18.560 Probably got it from me
00:37:20.920 It's transmissible
00:37:22.600 Is it?
00:37:23.900 No
00:37:24.080 Fucking
00:37:27.500 I don't believe you
00:37:28.880 Yeah you're
00:37:29.900 Shower at your house
00:37:30.880 So many weird soaps
00:37:32.700 So many medical soaps
00:37:34.480 You are a medical soap guy
00:37:36.740 You also had bugs
00:37:37.700 In your bathroom
00:37:38.400 Bugs
00:37:39.400 Yeah
00:37:39.940 Bugs in your brain
00:37:41.340 But you're a Jew
00:37:44.120 You're one of the chosen
00:37:45.060 Chosen by the bed bugs
00:37:47.200 Chosen by the fucking cockroaches
00:37:48.880 To live in your fucking basement
00:37:50.060 Chosen by the rent control committee
00:37:51.840 To live here
00:37:52.540 In this bed ridden
00:37:53.780 Bed ridden
00:37:55.780 The whole apartment's a bed
00:37:58.100 Tuck me in Ari
00:38:04.060 You got enough time to nap
00:38:08.180 Before the show
00:38:08.980 Good night
00:38:15.180 Ladies and gentlemen
00:38:16.340 Ladies and gentlemen
00:38:16.360 Yes
00:38:17.240 I got습니다
00:38:18.160 To live in the dark
00:38:19.140 I got enough
00:38:20.140 To live in my Act
00:38:24.320 прос AF
00:38:27.340 I don't need it
00:38:29.200 But you can see if I could
00:38:31.580 Love again
00:38:32.180 Can I shake my wrist
00:38:32.520 Because you want me to
00:38:35.520 Gorilla taylor