Bankas Podcast - September 22, 2026


Dear Drake ｜ Bankas Podcast #118

Hosted by
Ben Bankas
Mentioned
Drake Rogers Email Kendrick Trax Ben Barry Text Jerry Seinfeld Ray Romano Marcello DiBello Renee Good Iceman Renee Grok Benjamin William Banks Benjamin Netanyahu Smigs Probably Cringe Beggar Murder Beats Olivia Chow Ben Beggar Fuck Drake Nickelback and 46 more
TraxNYC ｜ Bankas Podcast #115

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Length

1 hour and 1 minute

Words per minute

150.7

Word count

9,306

Sentence count

622

Harmful content

Misogyny

22

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Toxicity

278

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Hate speech

182

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Transcript

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00:00:00.080 welcome to another room go room to room this guy can fill a room buildings are just big rooms
00:00:07.840 filled with little rooms that you sit in with two microphones that people listen to in their rooms
00:00:12.160 what do you do for work i walk to an office building and i go and i sit in a little room and
00:00:16.880 i you look at a security guard and you go i'm here to do a podcast and he's like
00:00:22.560 it is i feel like i'm every time i come to new york we just cosplay like we're like corporate
00:00:27.360 we we go have like a corporate goyslot bowl yeah and then we we walk to an office building oh i'm
00:00:33.360 gonna be late yeah it is fun late for the thing that it is fun no i cosplay being lloyd from
00:00:38.640 entourage i cosplay being nobody from that job being turtle fully jewish turtle drama
00:00:49.040 no turtles the fact yeah i know turtles just like he was just there
00:00:53.440 corporate slop i like a good corporate salad bowl yeah you like slop it was like it felt like a
00:01:00.440 communist cafe they had like 30 people weren't working no i liked it like how do they make
00:01:04.780 money they don't mom donnie that's all you don't have to yeah it's all taxed it's taxed it's taxed
00:01:11.360 salad no i liked it it was rich people pay tax so poor people can work at a salad place it's
00:01:17.280 basically you i mean you mentioned it it's the same as going to like a hot dog cart but it's 0.92
00:01:21.080 like you're rich they need to make all of those muslim hot dog carts they need to make them illegal 0.84
00:01:28.040 in new york i think they should put all those people out of work yeah cause real chaos what 1.00
00:01:32.440 do you think they're gonna do after the halal cart goodbye cart how about that
00:01:40.440 what are they gonna do i don't know they try to work at a salad place just salad yeah 1.00
00:01:45.960 Get a job of Maya 1.00
00:01:48.400 Maya 1.00
00:01:50.440 Raya
00:01:54.480 You see that that
00:01:56.100 When I did that video
00:02:01.140 That got 40 million views
00:02:02.280 And the guy was like
00:02:03.320 Posting random things
00:02:05.340 I didn't even know
00:02:05.820 What is Raya?
00:02:06.960 Raya is like a dating app
00:02:08.460 For rich people
00:02:09.140 Oh
00:02:09.720 So it's not even that
00:02:11.740 Like rude to say
00:02:12.880 That I was on it
00:02:13.520 No
00:02:14.280 compliment raya i don't go to r i don't use raya but i go to maya the shawarma version of the
00:02:23.300 dating app swipe right on a ball i i've been eating better i've been eating a little bit
00:02:31.920 cleaner i feel good i feel like i could take on the world yeah maybe not the whole world
00:02:40.540 maybe not india no china you can take china one salad one salad at a time do they have corporate 0.97
00:02:49.420 slop bowls in china or they just eat like it's just all rabbit heads and shit yeah they got 0.52
00:02:54.060 every level they definitely have the carts there that's where they started yeah but their carts i 1.00
00:02:58.300 feel like a chinese carts cleaner than a halal cart yeah but they got like scorpions and no 1.00
00:03:04.780 snakes snakes rabbit scorpion they definitely eat scorpion i would eat a scorpion i'd try it 0.99
00:03:11.660 no i'd eat it every day for the rest of my life yeah it's gonna just just salad scorpion yeah
00:03:17.980 it's in your rider can i get the scorpion bowl yeah my riders i'm not drinking right now so my
00:03:24.540 rider's yeah you're just paying for booze you can't have yeah i gotta we gotta switch it to
00:03:29.500 carrot sticks and celery sticks milk that'd be i would eat i would drink some whole milk on stage 0.98
00:03:35.660 doing stand-up with a glass of milk yeah so he's fucking am i going to kick santa claus 1.00
00:03:41.580 it's fucked up bro noel chris kring it's just oh it's also crazy because it's like damn people 0.99
00:03:47.980 know you're saying this like dad's over like yo noel i was with noel call me chris kring 0.99
00:03:55.900 Ben Binkle
00:03:58.860 Ben Blankis
00:04:03.380 this is the problem
00:04:04.600 is we meet up
00:04:05.600 and then we have a great time
00:04:06.580 and then we go do a pod
00:04:07.520 and we're like 1.00
00:04:07.860 oh fuck 0.99
00:04:08.400 I know 1.00
00:04:08.820 that's why we gotta just be
00:04:09.680 we should have just been silent
00:04:11.180 for the last three hours
00:04:12.380 but instead
00:04:13.040 oh that would have been
00:04:13.720 really fun
00:04:14.340 then walking in here
00:04:15.320 and being like
00:04:15.820 so how have you been
00:04:16.520 now we've been perfect
00:04:18.400 meet me at the podcast studio
00:04:19.860 don't say a word
00:04:20.660 don't text me
00:04:21.480 don't tell me anything
00:04:23.320 cause I
00:04:24.720 I don't know
00:04:25.340 You think that is how it is?
00:04:27.600 No contact?
00:04:28.820 Yeah.
00:04:29.360 Your relationship exists for an hour once a week for the rest of your life.
00:04:34.200 Yeah, that's, yeah.
00:04:36.140 No phone conversations.
00:04:37.940 I'll talk to you in a couple weeks.
00:04:39.500 Yeah.
00:04:40.880 It's like an affair.
00:04:41.480 Because we already talked about it.
00:04:42.280 It's like we're having an affair.
00:04:43.040 We already talked about everything.
00:04:43.860 Rent a room somewhere so we could talk.
00:04:46.520 And then this happens.
00:04:47.760 A pod in two hours.
00:04:48.780 Better talk for two hours with a pod.
00:04:51.100 Then by the time we get there, we'll go, well, let's talk about how we talked about everything.
00:04:55.340 What did we talk about?
00:04:57.580 Nothing.
00:04:58.660 No, we...
00:04:59.520 There must have been something.
00:05:03.320 Well, Trax, we put out the Trax pod today.
00:05:05.600 We did put out the Trax pod.
00:05:06.540 But Trax had his employee get arrested at the same time.
00:05:09.680 Yeah, Trax's employee stole $50,000 worth of chits from the Venetian...
00:05:13.880 No, apparently it was racial profiling.
00:05:18.200 Yeah. 0.74
00:05:18.820 Even though he's white. 0.80
00:05:19.680 Yeah, I know. 0.99
00:05:21.540 Trax. 0.96
00:05:21.960 But that is racial profiling against whites.
00:05:24.980 I guess, yeah.
00:05:25.580 Soon to be the minority of America, 2050.
00:05:29.220 Yeah, yeah.
00:05:30.600 It's a pre-profiling. 0.99
00:05:32.740 Whites are the minority of the world.
00:05:33.960 Do you know only 8% of the world's white? 1.00
00:05:36.280 Mm-hmm. 1.00
00:05:37.500 I've got to bump those numbers up.
00:05:39.360 I don't think it's going to happen, so.
00:05:41.180 Might have to do a little fascism again.
00:05:43.640 Yeah?
00:05:45.060 I'm open to it.
00:05:52.060 Jesus Christ.
00:05:52.920 packages. Just your manager being like,
00:05:55.260 what are you saying?
00:05:56.620 What the hell are you doing on stage?
00:05:59.600 What are you doing on the podcast? 0.60
00:06:02.820 Yeah,
00:06:03.500 the special. Let's put out a special and we'll
00:06:05.400 cancel your tour.
00:06:06.900 Do you want to do the tour and no special or do you want to put out a special
00:06:09.240 and no tour? That's your choice.
00:06:12.600 Put out the special
00:06:13.380 and they go, eh, cancel the shows.
00:06:16.580 You don't put out
00:06:17.320 the special and people go,
00:06:19.660 I just, I already saw that.
00:06:22.240 Same thing.
00:06:22.920 Still talking about the hockey tournament.
00:06:25.160 Still talking about the Olympics.
00:06:26.800 2029.
00:06:27.960 Remember the Canada loss?
00:06:28.980 Remember, it is, yeah, once you start doing sets and saying,
00:06:34.120 remember this, remember that, you're like, the material's done.
00:06:37.680 That's terrible, yeah.
00:06:38.620 Hey, you guys remember COVID? 1.00
00:06:40.780 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:06:42.500 Remember the booster shots? 1.00
00:06:45.660 Please wear a mask.
00:06:47.120 Remember that?
00:06:48.060 Oh, you don't?
00:06:48.700 Perfect.
00:06:49.480 Have you seen my first special shot on a Nokia flip phone? 0.94
00:06:53.860 Filmed by a 45-year-old Italian man-child? 0.73
00:06:58.040 A guy who had three cameras fill on him,
00:07:00.320 and we ended up filming off one camera.
00:07:03.300 Editing off one.
00:07:04.820 That whole special, my first special,
00:07:06.920 Please Wear a Mask, is you just zoom in.
00:07:09.780 And mirror the shot?
00:07:10.900 Yeah.
00:07:11.280 It's like, oh, a different shot.
00:07:12.960 Zoom in and out.
00:07:14.700 That would be funny to flip it.
00:07:16.760 No, I just zoomed in and out.
00:07:18.780 But that was one of my...
00:07:19.720 One of my specials is almost at a million.
00:07:22.380 yeah right it's at 700 and something that's awesome uh elect this so it's a good one
00:07:30.000 there's some classics in there like 0.65
00:07:32.140 the christmas album fucking promo some notable classics like olivia chow is chinese and indians 1.00
00:07:41.820 are very stinky this christmas ben bankers brings the hatred to your home 1.00
00:07:47.120 There's some classics in there, like, Chinese people don't want to drive. 1.00
00:07:54.400 That's a really classic vintage. 1.00
00:07:57.060 Black people smoking blunts in the hotel. 1.00
00:07:59.220 That was a good bit. 1.00
00:08:00.100 Yeah, I actually like that bit.
00:08:02.000 I didn't like that bit because I taught you.
00:08:04.080 You didn't like this one?
00:08:06.860 No.
00:08:08.180 That one really upsets me.
00:08:09.220 No, no, no, because in the bit where you talk about the blunts and the...
00:08:13.660 That's the same bit where you're, like, DeMaurier smooth.
00:08:15.580 like it was like 0.95
00:08:16.620 the gay pride 0.67
00:08:18.240 Canadian version
00:08:18.920 where they laugh
00:08:19.580 a little less
00:08:20.140 until you say
00:08:20.720 Du Maurier
00:08:21.100 I don't get the 0.89
00:08:23.040 black part 0.67
00:08:23.420 but I got the 0.97
00:08:23.960 Du Maurier part
00:08:24.780 no well that joke
00:08:25.780 you talked about
00:08:26.360 how like there's
00:08:27.040 the circle on
00:08:29.080 the pride flags 0.92
00:08:29.780 means it's like 0.99
00:08:30.440 happy for sex work
00:08:31.420 and then every time
00:08:32.160 there'd be like 0.99
00:08:32.640 some woke retard 1.00
00:08:33.780 taught me 0.98
00:08:34.360 and I was like
00:08:34.900 I told you 1.00
00:08:35.760 now fuck 1.00
00:08:36.420 guys call me 1.00
00:08:37.860 a woke retard 0.95
00:08:38.500 for the bit 0.99
00:08:39.520 for six months
00:08:40.420 it's not as bad
00:08:41.020 as your bit
00:08:41.600 where you're like
00:08:42.320 yo my buddy's 1.00
00:08:43.700 got a fucking wife 1.00
00:08:44.720 Every time we go out, it's like, what is that, a fucking RBC? 1.00
00:08:49.140 That's actually not about you. 0.99
00:08:50.360 That was about our buddy Cal's friend.
00:08:52.240 Because we were going out in Toronto, and he just kept being like, 0.99
00:08:54.960 fuck, I mean, that used to be something sick. 0.99
00:08:56.980 And it was just like a... 1.00
00:08:57.740 That part.
00:08:58.400 Yeah.
00:08:58.580 But the first part's me.
00:08:59.600 First part, yeah, a little bit.
00:09:00.700 Like, yo, my buddy's like...
00:09:02.120 My boy's like seven years older than me.
00:09:04.000 My boy's name is Benjamin William Banks.
00:09:07.320 He's married.
00:09:08.160 Here's his address and his social insurance number.
00:09:10.820 Like, here you go, his phone number anyway.
00:09:13.840 Good guy.
00:09:15.460 What, you guys don't like that bit?
00:09:16.880 Oh.
00:09:18.260 Just trying to do a bit about my buddy's personal information.
00:09:23.400 Private info.
00:09:24.020 Last three digits of his credit card.
00:09:25.640 Private info.
00:09:29.260 We've got to explain that no one gets any of our jokes.
00:09:31.900 Yeah, well, no, the younger people do.
00:09:33.680 The older people are like, I don't know how people listen.
00:09:35.700 On stage, it was funny, but then he just starts,
00:09:37.940 I don't even know what he's talking about. 1.00
00:09:39.240 He's a pathetic guy. 1.00
00:09:40.160 I think he's Italian or he's Muslim. 1.00
00:09:43.020 Whatever he is. 1.00
00:09:43.860 And it was just terrible.
00:09:45.060 The Boomer fans were like, listen, Ben, no more podcast.
00:09:48.820 Oh, that was, I remember we did the live podcast and we sold it out.
00:09:52.940 Oh, yeah.
00:09:53.660 You're one fan that was like, look, I know why you're doing this, but you can never do this again.
00:09:57.240 Yeah.
00:09:58.500 Just straight up.
00:09:59.660 I got off stage, people were like, yo, people were mogging you.
00:10:02.840 Yo, mog.
00:10:04.240 People were looking at you like.
00:10:06.240 No, they were like, is that what it means? 0.81
00:10:08.260 Mogging someone, yeah. 0.99
00:10:09.040 Well, they were just like coming around right off stage and like everybody's like, let me get a fucking picture. 0.98
00:10:12.680 and then this guy takes a picture of me 0.99
00:10:14.520 and he just leans in and he goes
00:10:15.520 never do this podcast again
00:10:17.880 don't do podcasts
00:10:19.580 I'm like bro this isn't for you
00:10:21.980 you shouldn't have been here
00:10:22.880 you should have come to the show
00:10:23.900 but instead you were like
00:10:25.100 this one was $5 cheap and I'm Jewish
00:10:27.260 and he showed up and it was just you on stage
00:10:30.040 well the problem with the live pod honestly
00:10:31.800 was you would start it off by just being like
00:10:33.780 look guys
00:10:35.460 I've done 11 shows
00:10:37.860 I don't want to do an hour again 1.00
00:10:39.380 your fans are just like what the fuck 0.99
00:10:41.260 You're just sitting down like, what happened this week? 1.00
00:10:44.880 Olivia Chow, you want that?
00:10:45.960 Jesus. 1.00
00:10:50.220 Fuck. 1.00
00:10:54.980 Yeah, somebody commented on the last part. 1.00
00:10:57.400 They were like, why don't you want to do the Olivia Chow anymore?
00:11:00.260 That's the only reason you're famous.
00:11:03.320 The only reason.
00:11:05.580 That's got to be a comment.
00:11:06.380 I don't know.
00:11:07.920 No.
00:11:09.120 Actually, no, it wasn't the only reason they said,
00:11:11.920 that's why you're famous.
00:11:14.160 I'm like, that's not why I'm famous.
00:11:15.160 Well, that's not the only reason why.
00:11:16.700 You also did... 0.80
00:11:17.780 That's why retarded people from Toronto know who I am. 0.99
00:11:21.520 And also retarded people in San Diego, 0.98
00:11:24.960 all over North America, really, 1.00
00:11:26.520 places that you would never think
00:11:27.880 that they would know the mayor of Toronto.
00:11:29.900 The compliment where the stand-up was brilliant.
00:11:32.440 I mean, I was missing...
00:11:34.140 To be honest, it is...
00:11:35.360 I know why you don't like doing the bits anymore
00:11:37.520 because it's just you have more to say than just that but you have done like a rob ford effect
00:11:41.940 with the mayor of toronto where people know who she is because of like bro i went to the eye doctor 0.96
00:11:46.600 and i was like yeah i'm a comic i feature for ben bakas and he was like fucking olivia chow 0.55
00:11:51.520 then he cut my own that's what i hate ben bankas olivia chow or like i would show up somewhere in 0.94
00:11:59.000 toronto and somebody's like oh look it's olivia chow to me i'm like i'm never doing it again i
00:12:03.740 yeah that is pretty bad just being called a chinese woman you're at a fogo to chow it's a rough hang
00:12:09.660 no i the the new fans are the fans of this that can't come from stand-up clips oh yeah that and
00:12:16.140 then they i talk about olivia chow and they're like bro what the are you talking about yeah come
00:12:20.140 on bro just tell me about that yeah it just stings you know what i'm saying a little bit of that a
00:12:26.300 My new thing, I don't talk about the stink anymore.
00:12:35.260 They don't stink anymore.
00:12:36.260 They're just annoying.
00:12:38.220 My new thing is I just don't like them.
00:12:41.740 We got no reason.
00:12:42.520 Got to dig deep.
00:12:43.140 Every special, dig deeper.
00:12:45.080 It's the smell.
00:12:46.120 It's the look.
00:12:47.220 It's actually me. 1.00
00:12:49.840 I'm mentally ill. 1.00
00:12:50.960 More and more racist until you're woke. 1.00
00:12:54.280 The first thing we get to New York, 0.99
00:12:55.480 Like, the first thing I see is, like, a Oga Booga. 0.98
00:13:00.760 It's a fine. 1.00
00:13:04.040 An African migrant. 1.00
00:13:06.740 Okay. 0.85
00:13:07.200 With a broken leg.
00:13:08.440 Oh, okay.
00:13:09.000 We had a cast.
00:13:10.120 Yeah, right.
00:13:10.660 Okay.
00:13:12.320 Nothing wrong with it, other than I didn't like it.
00:13:14.800 Were you surprised that the cast wasn't going through his lip? 1.00
00:13:21.440 I'm going to join the Bishnoi gang in Canada. 1.00
00:13:23.820 The Bishnoi gang? 1.00
00:13:24.720 Yeah, with the Indians, with the SKSs. 1.00
00:13:26.340 I kind of want to join them, too, honestly.
00:13:28.160 That would be fun.
00:13:28.400 These Bishnois, I'm like, Bishnoi bankers.
00:13:31.340 They're probably having a lot of fun with Iceman.
00:13:33.480 Dude, they just, like, live in Canada. 1.00
00:13:35.700 They do everything that Canadians are like,
00:13:38.120 you're not allowed to have guns, you're not allowed to do this, 1.00
00:13:40.120 and they're just like,
00:13:40.720 guess you are. 0.98
00:13:47.180 But you know, one thing about those Bishnois,
00:13:48.820 they started showering, they smelled good. 0.96
00:13:51.380 They have.
00:13:52.080 You know what?
00:13:52.580 You are right.
00:13:53.160 they got the message they got the hint you did yeah you went viral now now yeah it's like you
00:13:58.540 guys and then now it's we just don't want you you think that your stand-up is played in india is
00:14:04.600 like uh like you know when you travel to a new country and they have like this is the customs
00:14:08.320 they use your clips like bro just don't be like that it's my stand-up as the air india like
00:14:12.620 info
00:14:13.000 yeah
00:14:13.720 oh just
00:14:16.900 what
00:14:18.760 I don't know
00:14:20.560 what the joke was
00:14:21.440 no cause it's like
00:14:22.740 when you go to China
00:14:23.520 the joke was 1.00
00:14:24.700 that when Indians 0.99
00:14:25.520 smell a white person 0.97
00:14:27.560 they go
00:14:28.000 what is that
00:14:28.860 shampoo
00:14:29.260 oh yeah
00:14:30.120 yeah
00:14:30.880 one of my
00:14:32.560 top ten
00:14:34.420 Renee good 0.76
00:14:36.800 like poo 1.00
00:14:38.440 but they're the sham 0.88
00:14:39.280 Renee
00:14:39.700 smell like 1.00
00:14:40.700 shit 1.00
00:14:41.380 Rene smelled good 0.99
00:14:44.960 Yo Rene you smell good
00:14:47.100 That was actually 1.00
00:14:47.700 That was what Janice shut the fuck up 1.00
00:14:49.500 Was originally called 1.00
00:14:50.300 Rene shut the fuck up 0.98
00:14:52.020 Drake I just can't imagine 0.99
00:14:58.940 Drake watching my
00:15:00.120 Rene good bit
00:15:01.440 And being like 0.98
00:15:02.300 Yo Smigs 0.94
00:15:05.160 No if anything Smigs is like
00:15:07.900 Yo this is funny you know
00:15:08.800 And then Drake's like
00:15:09.500 Yo never show me that again
00:15:10.780 Yo, you're not on Iceman anyway.
00:15:13.240 Calm down.
00:15:14.120 The reason Smiley's not on Iceman is because he sent Drake a Ben Banker's clip.
00:15:19.760 Yo, it's funny, no?
00:15:20.660 Yo, it is jokes, right? 0.53
00:15:21.680 Like, woo-roo. 0.96
00:15:22.620 You know what I'm saying?
00:15:24.020 Yo, woo-roo.
00:15:26.980 And he just takes him off and, like, puts Olivia Chow on the album. 0.83
00:15:30.540 He did, Link.
00:15:31.260 He did send her a letter thanking her.
00:15:33.180 He did.
00:15:33.720 You're off.
00:15:34.120 Letting him to illegally shoot off fireworks.
00:15:36.820 Yeah.
00:15:37.420 And letting him do whatever he wanted.
00:15:40.980 It was safe.
00:15:41.500 Yo, thanks for letting me commit crime every single day of my life.
00:15:44.680 He's actually like Batman.
00:15:46.600 Yeah.
00:15:47.800 I would stay in Toronto, too, if I had.
00:15:50.600 No.
00:15:51.280 It's not good enough to stay in Toronto, man.
00:15:53.660 No?
00:15:54.140 No, because you're listening to Iceman.
00:15:55.460 No, if I was Drake.
00:15:56.660 Oh, Drake.
00:15:57.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:57.960 I mean, if you're rich, I'd stay on the moon.
00:16:02.500 Austin, Texas.
00:16:03.500 That's where I live.
00:16:04.780 Where do you live, Austin?
00:16:06.180 What do you do there?
00:16:08.000 listen to drake i listen to drake miss toronto i listen to drake from nine to five oh i wish i
00:16:13.760 had this house in downtown toronto literally a copper's drug martin like a mansion next to 0.92
00:16:20.560 an apartment building oh once you leave toronto you're like how the fuck do you like the only
00:16:25.600 i like i could i could have a place there and go there sometimes but i couldn't just be like 365 0.97
00:16:31.360 like scored it on dance yeah that's fucked up means that go no austin might be the best city 0.72
00:16:38.480 in the world world class it is a pretty dope no it's it's a great city because it's not 0.78
00:16:45.920 a city yeah it's not you know toronto is too much dude traffic this austin has traffic like
00:16:54.000 during the day well you can't like you're close if you want to have like a suburban life you're
00:16:57.760 closer to downtown like if you wanted to live the way you're living literally all i do the only
00:17:02.740 reason i live anywhere is be like how close is it to a comedy club for me to do a spot i don't
00:17:07.500 really give a shit about anything else you know grocery stores whatever you can figure that out
00:17:13.100 they deliver blah blah blah like comedy club need to be an hour and a half away from the closest 0.98
00:17:20.840 comedy club yeah you do like being an hour away from things yeah why you want to be 10 minutes 0.99
00:17:29.080 i'll be there in a minute because then you can never be late it's like where the fuck were you 0.99
00:17:32.760 you live right there you're like bro i slept in 0.99
00:17:36.040 no you fucking an hour you're like yeah i'll be there they're like oh yeah he's coming from 0.95
00:17:42.840 He's coming in. 0.99
00:17:44.160 He's coming a long way.
00:17:48.540 $100 in Uber every single day of my life.
00:17:52.360 I just don't go down that much.
00:17:54.080 Like, last week, I only got one spot, which was a great spot.
00:17:57.240 I got to meet Ray Romano.
00:17:59.140 That's pretty tight.
00:17:59.880 I went on two comics after Ray Romano.
00:18:02.320 It was kind of cool.
00:18:03.100 Yeah?
00:18:03.700 I was the only other comic to get a standing ovation besides him.
00:18:06.680 I mean, he got it before he went on and after, but I got it after.
00:18:12.400 Right in the middle.
00:18:13.840 Then sat down and bombed.
00:18:15.640 One guy. 1.00
00:18:16.600 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:18:18.100 No, yeah, no. 1.00
00:18:19.200 I got it at the end.
00:18:20.600 That's tight.
00:18:21.680 Did Bray see that?
00:18:22.840 No. 1.00
00:18:23.300 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:18:24.080 Long gone. 1.00
00:18:26.040 Yo, everyone hates Ray.
00:18:27.640 He looked me in the eye and was like,
00:18:29.300 I don't really like how you hate blocks.
00:18:32.780 And he laughed.
00:18:34.700 I think he would, no.
00:18:35.500 I think he would like my material a lot.
00:18:37.060 He just wouldn't do it himself, but he would like it.
00:18:40.120 He wouldn't do it.
00:18:41.040 It would be funny if he hard flipped.
00:18:42.420 He had a joke about being racist, kind of, where he's like something about, 0.99
00:18:45.320 I don't want to give away his shit, but it was. 0.99
00:18:47.100 Let's just do Ray Romano's act. 0.99
00:18:48.740 That's our podcast, since we just do other comics acts.
00:18:52.320 Ice Age.
00:18:54.280 He did some Ice Age material, and then he did a joke about his,
00:18:59.600 like, he was like, my wife said something racist and made me hard or something.
00:19:03.140 Nice.
00:19:03.640 So I was like, oh, he'll like my comedy.
00:19:05.100 Yeah.
00:19:05.820 He's just listening to you picked up.
00:19:09.200 Oh, I love this guy.
00:19:10.600 I can't do his voice.
00:19:12.740 I don't want.
00:19:15.400 I just met Ray Romano.
00:19:16.680 I remember my hero anyway. 1.00
00:19:18.600 Slander.
00:19:19.160 Was he your hero? 0.92
00:19:24.860 Yeah, it's like the corner gas of America.
00:19:28.540 He had a pretty big job.
00:19:31.480 He had that movie.
00:19:33.820 Do you remember that movie where he worked at a hardware store?
00:19:36.600 No, I only ever saw it in Irish. 0.99
00:19:37.540 I watched that like fucking a bunch of times. 0.99
00:19:40.140 What was that? 0.99
00:19:40.520 he's like i don't know he worked at a hardware store and then he runs for the mayor of the town
00:19:44.040 and sounds very similar to uh corner oh what ben bank yeah you're a career
00:19:50.840 told you he's my hero watch that movie a million times and i lived it i have yeah there's two
00:19:57.880 there's alternate biographies for me there's like comedian mothership uh originally from 0.89
00:20:03.400 toronto then there's this guy ran for mayor in 2020 like a retard yeah no that was the that's 0.90
00:20:09.160 the funniest part of your career that's a slide that's that's that's it's a backhanded con no it's 0.95
00:20:17.240 not it's got a mayoral campaign randomly a legitimate you put your name you gave the
00:20:27.400 government of toronto 200 bucks so you could run from here and you got like 300 votes people 207
00:20:34.440 people went to the polls and type they typed it i don't know i've never voted
00:20:43.000 google doc no there's a box and they check it
00:20:49.240 i'm pretty sad that we have to go work out after i don't know how we're going to do anything yeah
00:20:52.520 i don't know why you made me book that what time is that at 5 45. 0.99
00:20:55.960 fuck 0.99
00:21:00.200 it's gonna be good 1.00
00:21:02.640 Barry's Boot Camp
00:21:03.400 yeah we're gonna go
00:21:04.600 to a Barry's together
00:21:05.440 Ben Bankus
00:21:06.260 goes to Barry's Boot Camp
00:21:07.520 Ben Barry
00:21:08.260 what was your funniest bit
00:21:12.080 I was offended by that
00:21:13.180 how did you say
00:21:14.320 that was your funniest bit
00:21:15.500 I said you were like
00:21:16.080 that was your funniest thing
00:21:17.200 you did in comedy
00:21:17.960 no
00:21:18.640 that's not what I said
00:21:19.500 funniest thing I did in comedy
00:21:21.620 was
00:21:22.100 please wear a mask
00:21:24.160 available now
00:21:25.500 for the last four years
00:21:28.040 available on YouTube.
00:21:31.360 Tell them to come in here.
00:21:37.460 You know,
00:21:37.900 that was the funniest thing
00:21:38.720 you ever did in stand-up
00:21:39.740 four years ago
00:21:40.400 when you ran for mayor.
00:21:41.200 Anyway, I'm your best friend.
00:21:43.620 I didn't say it was the funniest thing.
00:21:45.380 I said it's a pretty funny part.
00:21:47.100 It's a pretty good part.
00:21:48.140 Let's rewind that.
00:21:48.960 Yeah, let's do it.
00:21:51.820 That was the...
00:21:54.900 i'm doing ari shields at that ari shields yeah oh my god your grandfather you know that but i do
00:22:04.100 know that i don't know why he does so much jewish material probably because you went to like yeshiva
00:22:09.600 university should have done this podcast four hours ago when i was hot right as you got off a plane
00:22:17.780 straight to a podcast studio the first thing that we did was try to get the bluetooth hooked up to
00:22:26.580 that guy's car which took about oh yeah you had the most dominican driver in the world with like
00:22:31.060 six ipads and no bluetooth okay i'm offering you this guy has a brit like a brand new bmw he's got 0.91
00:22:37.580 a fucking ipad stuck to it like what are you doing i guess because he's bored and wants to watch tv 0.95
00:22:43.760 oh this is insane watching soccer but who has who puts an ipad on top of the infotainment system 0.99
00:22:51.380 dominicans good people he was like take my car i'm flying to dominican tomorrow i can't drive
00:23:02.720 how would i take your info is that actually what he said yeah he was like i can take a picture
00:23:08.660 All right, I can drive you wherever you want.
00:23:10.740 I'm like, what about tomorrow in Connecticut? 0.99
00:23:13.080 I can go off and throw a Dominican tomorrow or wherever. 1.00
00:23:16.200 Deport it. 1.00
00:23:17.860 And then he's like, but my brother.
00:23:19.600 I'm like, dude, I'm not going to.
00:23:21.360 You really think that's going to sell me?
00:23:23.760 You're like, you're leaving.
00:23:24.800 I'm going to hire some guy I've never met to drive me.
00:23:28.340 Cut to us in the back of the car being like, okay, no.
00:23:32.160 Benjamin's iPhone?
00:23:33.860 I know.
00:23:34.280 I know.
00:23:35.240 You know where?
00:23:36.100 You're getting pretty good at podcasting
00:23:39.320 If you want to be a good podcaster
00:23:46.680 You gotta be able to
00:23:48.000 Completely ignore a funny joke
00:23:50.120 And stare at the other person and go 0.99
00:23:52.080 What the fuck are we doing 0.99
00:23:52.920 We got an hour left 1.00
00:23:55.500 What the fuck are we doing here 0.99
00:23:56.240 We got an hour left, they can't laugh yet 0.99
00:23:57.800 Jeez
00:23:59.760 yeah every podcast is well my fans they don't even know what a pot they're like
00:24:09.500 so you so what do i click it and like is yeah they think it's on like siriusx um
00:24:14.140 no he's an am radio which station is your podcast they're looking for it on radio
00:24:21.200 an old timey jukebox 102.1 the bank is john fm 0.88
00:24:27.220 it's so ridiculous but everybody else you know you gotta
00:24:34.600 every podcast at like the 40 minute mark becomes you being like i don't know everyone has one of
00:24:44.920 these i don't know really i don't know really i want to do ching ching bing bang gone the whole
00:24:52.140 time the whole podcast i'm just mad that we had fun before yeah i don't know what's wrong
00:24:56.800 That's what you're talking about.
00:24:58.060 It's like, yo, we had a great day.
00:24:59.020 I warned you.
00:24:59.740 I was like, this can be...
00:25:00.800 I know.
00:25:01.460 Stop talking to me.
00:25:03.840 Stop making me laugh.
00:25:04.840 Stop making me enjoy life.
00:25:07.240 You need to be in a horrible mood until we get there.
00:25:08.900 And they're like, oh, I forgot.
00:25:10.920 I'm happy.
00:25:12.340 Yeah, but that's a different kind of...
00:25:13.140 That's like the type of podcast where it's like, you know, YouTube video angry.
00:25:17.960 Yeah.
00:25:20.620 Which is what I think we should really do.
00:25:22.540 Yeah.
00:25:23.040 We should really just give up.
00:25:24.120 She drinks and wubbles. 1.00
00:25:25.180 Yo, Drake, fuck. 1.00
00:25:28.060 It's Jewish. 1.00
00:25:29.400 Yo, he rhymed teenager with... 0.90
00:25:31.400 I mean, that was wild.
00:25:32.640 He did lose.
00:25:35.580 He did get bodied.
00:25:37.780 I mean, I still love Drake. 1.00
00:25:38.880 Iceman's sick as fuck. 0.99
00:25:39.820 It's the only thing I've listened to for two weeks, unironically. 1.00
00:25:43.800 But.
00:25:44.840 But.
00:25:45.300 What was the line?
00:25:50.460 D major.
00:25:52.080 I've never had something with a teenager.
00:25:54.940 I remember that.
00:25:55.520 D major and teenager.
00:25:56.940 I'll never forget that.
00:25:58.700 One of the craziest bars I've heard.
00:26:01.600 Did not see me at the top.
00:26:04.260 Oh, Iceman was an Iceman.
00:26:07.100 Ice, cold.
00:26:08.200 So you understand, first Iceman, right?
00:26:10.980 That's Drake.
00:26:11.580 He was nice.
00:26:12.500 Then they called him a pedophile.
00:26:13.920 When Ice Cold. 0.95
00:26:18.340 He actually is a massive cornball, but I do love him for it,
00:26:21.700 because that is just what being Canadian. 0.99
00:26:23.080 Now I'm hot and cold. 0.99
00:26:24.700 Woo!
00:26:25.620 Yeah, I know.
00:26:26.720 What was TPS in my crib?
00:26:28.320 Like, what is that bar?
00:26:29.400 Just being like, yo.
00:26:30.060 Because we all just don't want to be big rock stars.
00:26:34.160 Yeah, should we talk about that?
00:26:35.780 Nickelback?
00:26:37.120 Yeah.
00:26:37.660 What?
00:26:38.700 Nickelback.
00:26:40.020 What?
00:26:40.500 It's your new thing.
00:26:41.620 Oh, yeah.
00:26:42.560 Oh.
00:26:42.800 Oh.
00:26:46.500 That is no longer a drink stat.
00:26:51.600 Man felt betrayed by his god, Drake.
00:26:54.700 Drake put Shane Gillis in the music video, and Ben was pretty upset, because you're from Toronto. 1.00
00:27:02.540 It's bullshit. 0.93
00:27:03.820 And I, but I mean, you know, like, well, yeah, but imagine if Iceman comes out after he gets 1.00
00:27:10.280 called a pedophile, that he's got the guy that said Rene Good got shot in the face.
00:27:15.040 First music video, that's the guy.
00:27:17.760 Good.
00:27:18.880 Now I'm a cop. 1.00
00:27:19.640 Well, at first they would have been like, who the fuck is that guy? 1.00
00:27:21.700 Yeah, I get that. 1.00
00:27:22.660 That is true.
00:27:23.100 They would have been like, who is that? 1.00
00:27:24.260 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:27:25.460 What? 1.00
00:27:25.860 He's on the come-up.
00:27:27.560 It's on Gutfeld.
00:27:32.580 You know Trichonology?
00:27:35.280 Jay.
00:27:39.580 Old Jersey.
00:27:40.640 This guy used to play for the Toronto Penguins.
00:27:46.640 North York Hockey League.
00:27:49.740 Oh, North York Arena.
00:27:52.040 You know Harvard Collegiate? 1.00
00:27:55.100 Oh, you know Chopsies?
00:27:57.800 No, Drugsies, bro? 1.00
00:28:00.080 You haven't been a Quisinal's in your life?
00:28:03.500 Yo, Drake, how many times have you, when you come to New York, do you go to Just Salads or Cava? 1.00
00:28:13.060 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:28:16.940 Yeah. 1.00
00:28:17.960 Oh, no, I don't know what to say. 0.99
00:28:21.860 It's all fucked up. 0.99
00:28:23.080 This room is 107 degrees. 1.00
00:28:26.720 And my glasses keep fucking up. 0.91
00:28:27.980 I know, we're like in a sauna.
00:28:29.300 No, the, uh, well, before there was, like, this, oh, God, this, like, super embarrassing thing that I, when Drake did the stream, the Christmas stream, and he had random people, uh, comedians were supposed to write in.
00:28:41.320 Oh, yeah.
00:28:42.240 I, I'd be so, like, I, I could pull up what I wrote to Drake.
00:28:49.000 i guess you gotta pull it off i mean you can't just say that but so explain it while i so drake
00:28:57.960 did a thing where he wanted local artists uh from toronto to reach out to him to give them an
00:29:02.960 opportunity and a shout out and uh ben and a lot of other comedians obviously reached out to drake
00:29:09.720 and Ben's going to pull up
00:29:11.740 his email to
00:29:13.220 atchampagnepoppy
00:29:14.540 from
00:29:17.060 gvacations.com 1.00
00:29:20.000 Oh fuck. 1.00
00:29:26.800 Yo, Dries. 1.00
00:29:29.160 Wait, I can't.
00:29:30.680 Deleted it? 0.97
00:29:31.500 I fucking hope so. 0.98
00:29:32.640 Oh no. 0.98
00:29:35.280 This is the most embarrassing thing I've ever done.
00:29:38.520 You wrote a stand. 0.99
00:29:39.720 so fucking bad no this is a clip 0.99
00:29:46.260 this is an awesome clip i mean it's better than like yo we found out this guy dm's only fans 0.98
00:29:56.920 yeah like you know it's like yo you wrote drake just like bro please shut up you know 0.52
00:30:01.140 please wear a mask got murder beats of the show you had murder beats of one of your shows you've 0.92
00:30:05.140 had rappers come through, or producers.
00:30:15.980 What would it be called?
00:30:18.300 Drake, please, bro.
00:30:22.460 Please, for the love of God, Drake,
00:30:23.880 I cannot do another Funny Bone.
00:30:29.540 Drake, please.
00:30:32.520 Drake.
00:30:32.880 It's all these
00:30:36.080 Every time I type it
00:30:37.300 It's just all these 1.00
00:30:38.000 Jewish 1.00
00:30:38.540 Things coming up
00:30:39.900 It's just emails
00:30:41.680 From Israel
00:30:42.480 Being like 0.97
00:30:43.060 Please come to a tour
00:30:44.220 In Tel Aviv
00:30:44.760 Please
00:30:44.960 No it's
00:30:45.420 Private kings
00:30:47.060 For the IDF 0.90
00:30:48.120 Jesus Christ 0.96
00:30:58.900 is that what the email's called what would it fucking have been i don't know man 0.95
00:31:07.360 oh my god i think i found it oh no oh yeah yeah let me read it 0.99
00:31:14.640 oh fuck well it was it was like an application okay dear drake fuck this is just separate okay 0.99
00:31:25.680 So you sent this Christmas Eve 1.00
00:31:29.520 This guy's daughter was looking at a Christmas tree
00:31:33.400 Like hold on daddy's us having a work email the Drake 1.00
00:31:38.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah open your gift fuck off. I'm talking to Drake it 0.99
00:31:48.280 Okay, all right here we go dear Drake
00:31:55.680 it should have never been written
00:31:57.960 dear drake i'm an artist slash entrepreneur from toronto who now lives in austin texas i was
00:32:06.100 gifted floor seats to your san antonio show earlier in 2024 and it changed my life after
00:32:12.200 that concert i went from just over 100k followers to now almost 300k which considering this is two
00:32:18.480 years ago i'm say 800k 2.6 was it 1.6 or 2.6 in total now among
00:32:26.360 anyway pounds i lost two pounds last week okay anyway okay i've been a fan of your music since
00:32:37.160 grade 11 when i attended harbor collegiate at bathers in harvard i remember the kids playing
00:32:41.800 ransom for the first time on the benches where everyone smoked blunts in front of a convenience
00:32:46.080 show called ojjjjj's and one guy goes yo this guy's from toronto and from there you played at
00:32:53.200 every party in a one event i went to your music has guided me from that young age and given me
00:32:58.880 confidence courage when i needed it and of course those quote marvin room nights after break jobs
00:33:04.100 i'll always why did i i can't believe i just like hastily applied to this i was like oh send an
00:33:11.200 milk drink i'll always i'll always vouch for you and i hope you can find it in your heart to choose
00:33:17.880 me and for the hundred thousand dollars usd to help with the costs of moving my pregnant fiance
00:33:25.880 my two-year-old daughter well we won't say that name to texas and building a proper podcast slash
00:33:33.840 content studio i hung out with joe rogan two weeks ago in the green room of the comedy mothership
00:33:38.720 It's the end of my career.
00:33:39.620 And he is a fan of yours.
00:33:41.180 He also follows me and supports me on Instagram.
00:33:45.080 It is a dream of mine for you to go on.
00:33:47.900 I was like, I got it.
00:33:49.580 I mean, this is funny.
00:33:50.620 It's a dream of mine for you to go on, Joe Rogan.
00:33:54.220 The guy who runs this podcast is going to blackmail me.
00:33:58.240 Either way, I hope you have a great holiday, Mr. Drizzy Drake Rogers.
00:34:02.260 dog that might be the that might be the funniest thing i don't know
00:34:11.660 this guy wanted a podcast we found it we read the emails we've just been reading the wrong ones
00:34:17.640 we keep reading death threats we should have been reading the ones that you send out
00:34:21.320 what about your death threats oh
00:34:23.320 that reminds me of when i was like 10 years old i opened a twitter account i just two years
00:34:33.560 well do you think you'd send if you were to email okay so to circle back to why we brought this up
00:34:44.140 you're upset about this because drake chose a comedian from toronto named neimanaz who is
00:34:51.200 uh persian he's basically if you and me did like the dragon ball z like fusion if we became like
00:34:56.940 one guy just a fat iranian that does accents so basically that's what he does he's very funny
00:35:03.180 um but he won the hundred thousand dollars that he used to go to australia
00:35:07.760 that he used to not see himself
00:35:14.600 not see any changes wait
00:35:18.620 but yeah so this is 0.98
00:35:24.380 fuck i really should have had somebody read that i should have had you read i don't know how i just 0.99
00:35:31.320 was like yeah i sent the email to be fair it's christmas eve imagine calling someone like 0.98
00:35:36.440 well it was like i i waited too long and then i was like i was like yeah i should probably apply
00:35:42.160 to that didn't i remember you calling me after and you were like telling me about it you were 0.99
00:35:46.580 So, like, Drake said some shit. 0.97
00:35:47.740 He's like, oh, like, some man's emailed me, like, oh, I'm on roads. 1.00
00:35:52.080 Sending me some, like, sob stories.
00:35:54.720 Anyway, let me give it to this guy.
00:35:56.780 Yeah, no, I felt like that, me being like, I'm doing pretty well.
00:36:01.140 I feel like.
00:36:01.940 I don't know. 1.00
00:36:02.620 What the fuck? 0.99
00:36:03.320 Why did I even write an email? 1.00
00:36:05.340 I'm a fucking maniac. 1.00
00:36:06.920 Yeah. 1.00
00:36:08.900 I thought you just DM'd him.
00:36:10.340 I didn't know you emailed him.
00:36:12.260 There was a whole thing.
00:36:13.180 Drake at stake.com.
00:36:15.140 At stake?
00:36:16.260 Really?
00:36:16.580 It was the, he did it, read it on, listen, my career's done, right?
00:36:22.420 Welcome to Patreon.
00:36:24.580 Only four person deals. 1.00
00:36:27.820 Fuck. 1.00
00:36:30.660 Oh, Ben's actually retarded. 1.00
00:36:35.000 No, dude. 1.00
00:36:36.240 You have people sending you emails like that every fucking other week. 0.99
00:36:39.540 That's true. 0.99
00:36:40.180 Let's read an email to me.
00:36:41.520 Yeah. 1.00
00:36:42.900 Hey, Ben, saw your Renee good joke. 1.00
00:36:45.540 Kill yourself. 0.95
00:36:46.580 well haven't had any for a couple days it is nice when it gets quiet for a while 0.99
00:37:00.180 a reminder of barry's boot camp
00:37:06.580 somebody complaining that i canceled the show 0.99
00:37:08.260 Fuck 0.99
00:37:13.020 Hi there 0.99
00:37:18.080 This is a general inquiry about tickets
00:37:20.320 How do I get my tickets
00:37:21.600 I ordered so long ago I forgot
00:37:23.460 My apologies thanks
00:37:24.880 And for my phone
00:37:25.820 Next email
00:37:28.980 Disregard previous message
00:37:30.980 Guess the H on that one
00:37:35.320 That's wild
00:37:37.540 disregard my message
00:37:40.720 Lord please come to Virginia 1.00
00:37:43.060 only half of the state is stupid 1.00
00:37:46.080 and the other half would love you 1.00
00:37:47.480 let's go back to the Drake
00:37:51.320 hope you're doing well
00:37:56.120 I really love the consistency of your materials
00:37:58.280 I enjoyed your clips
00:38:00.160 your delivery and crowd work is amazing
00:38:02.300 just wondering if you could stream
00:38:04.420 your shows live
00:38:05.400 and people bought the tickets to watch it from their home,
00:38:09.600 would you consider it?
00:38:10.780 Just thought it would be a great addition.
00:38:13.820 Hi, I do not want to leave my house to come to your show.
00:38:16.360 Is there any way you could, for free?
00:38:21.880 Love your stuff. You rock.
00:38:23.520 I drove from Charleston, South Carolina to hang with a buddy in Birmingham
00:38:26.860 and to see your show.
00:38:29.700 We got word that your show was canceled.
00:38:35.400 yeah i canceled the show in birmingham why you just didn't want to go
00:38:43.920 b market c market new york
00:38:52.020 i purchased tickets for the san diego show where can i find those tickets
00:39:00.460 it's like a lot of people that just got sculpted will they be emailed to me or what method of
00:39:08.280 ticket delivery is used mail check your mail i got your address
00:39:13.760 any plans to make it up to los angeles i'm in the pasadena area
00:39:19.700 This is for Ben
00:39:31.500 It's a pair of men walking by another girl
00:39:34.220 And the stench is so powerful
00:39:35.780 It makes her gag
00:39:36.920 These are good emails
00:39:40.140 Somebody emailed you an Instagram reel
00:39:42.300 I can't believe I wrote that email to him
00:39:44.960 He probably told 1.00
00:39:46.380 He probably told Smigs 0.94
00:39:48.220 Probably told Shane 0.61
00:39:50.200 No.
00:39:51.520 Oh, you know this guy?
00:39:52.400 You ever seen this?
00:39:52.900 Oh, man.
00:39:54.020 Have you told Shane?
00:39:55.640 Son.
00:39:56.620 Gotta go back to Canada.
00:39:57.940 Yeah.
00:39:58.760 I can't.
00:40:00.920 Halifax.
00:40:01.480 Oh, Drake.
00:40:02.060 It's time to open up a comedy father show.
00:40:04.820 Moving to Sudbury, Ontario.
00:40:06.980 Opening a club.
00:40:07.980 What happened to Ben?
00:40:08.760 He wrote an email.
00:40:10.300 This guy emailed Drake.
00:40:12.260 Call your agent.
00:40:13.300 Call it.
00:40:14.120 Cancel.
00:40:15.300 Cancel myself.
00:40:17.880 Call his?
00:40:18.540 Hello.
00:40:18.660 I want my job back.
00:40:20.600 What's the square footage?
00:40:21.380 Remember me from eight years ago?
00:40:22.660 We're the leads.
00:40:24.660 Glenn Gurds.
00:40:25.360 You were telling me about what...
00:40:26.920 This is why you like corporate slot bulls,
00:40:28.720 because you used to work corporate.
00:40:30.520 You used to live that life.
00:40:31.600 You used to spend $400 and then walk into an office
00:40:33.740 and yell at an intern,
00:40:35.760 go spend another $800, write it all off.
00:40:40.480 You got to work.
00:40:41.620 Do a drink.
00:40:44.140 So bad.
00:40:45.460 It's terrible.
00:40:46.820 There's no recovering from that.
00:40:49.340 We can't post any of this.
00:40:51.060 Why not?
00:40:52.060 Every time it's good, you don't want to post it.
00:40:53.760 Then you post it when it's bad, and then we're like, ugh, just archive it.
00:40:57.240 Clap.
00:40:58.200 Trax, help.
00:40:59.340 Yeah, I guess we should, yeah.
00:41:00.660 Send an email.
00:41:01.240 Dear Trax.
00:41:02.860 He would have answered that.
00:41:04.220 No, he wouldn't have.
00:41:05.720 I mean, it depends.
00:41:06.440 Yeah, he would have.
00:41:07.020 Should I email Trax?
00:41:08.040 Should I send a heartfelt email, like, ever since I saw you flip a coin for a Rolex in 2019?
00:41:13.860 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:41:15.780 I'm a fucking retard. 1.00
00:41:18.660 you think you just blew your chances with drake 1.00
00:41:22.660 you're like a dude that like just got back on start posting yeah you did call yeah that was
00:41:30.020 disrespect this guy called me i was back in toronto just jamming out to jake this guy's like
00:41:35.780 jerry son let's listen to the b movie oh yeah he's been ghosted by every celebrity on earth
00:41:42.900 Did you talk about that?
00:41:45.220 Yeah.
00:41:46.700 Jerry Seinfeld.
00:41:47.780 Email, no answer but Drake.
00:41:49.580 Text Jerry Seinfeld, no answer.
00:41:51.580 Yeah, Seinfeld follows you.
00:41:53.200 You met him, didn't you?
00:41:54.260 No. 1.00
00:41:55.060 But he follows you, and he messaged you, reached out saying he fucks with your shit. 1.00
00:41:58.700 I follow him. 1.00
00:41:59.400 Then you gave him your phone name.
00:42:03.040 Unfollowed him.
00:42:04.560 Unfollow.
00:42:06.320 Wait, follow me?
00:42:07.200 Unfollow.
00:42:08.120 Block.
00:42:08.740 Whoa.
00:42:09.760 Seinfeld follows me.
00:42:10.500 I don't follow him. 0.98
00:42:11.220 Crazy.
00:42:12.900 Yes, Arnfield follows me, hopefully still.
00:42:18.860 And then he gave you his phone number, which we're going to read in the Patreon.
00:42:23.080 Or not.
00:42:23.940 And then he texted him just being like, yo, I'm going to be in town.
00:42:29.660 What are you saying?
00:42:32.880 Jerry Barrett?
00:42:34.140 Dear Jerry.
00:42:35.040 Well, no.
00:42:35.540 What you actually did was send him a photo of a beat.
00:42:38.180 No, I wanted to.
00:42:39.540 I know. 0.99
00:42:40.740 That's the thing about comedy that sucks, 0.95
00:42:42.480 is you meet a comedian that you think is funny 0.95
00:42:44.260 and then you're afraid to be funny with them.
00:42:47.740 I'm going to rewrite that email.
00:42:50.720 That's Grok.
00:42:52.140 Grok, what do you think of this email?
00:42:54.880 Grok's just like,
00:42:57.100 Kendrick, man.
00:42:58.240 Let's just...
00:42:58.820 Email Kendrick right now.
00:43:00.540 Let's just email Kendrick.
00:43:03.100 Be like, yo, I'm from Toronto.
00:43:04.560 I'm willing to switch sides.
00:43:10.000 i'm just gonna copy this text and be like how embarrassing is this how bad email yeah 0.99
00:43:40.000 why don't you just be like yo don't send that bro oh shit 0.99
00:43:49.380 send it again just email drake every day for the rest of your life 0.99
00:43:55.200 on a scale of one to ten i put it as a solid seven or eight in embarrassing
00:43:59.560 name dropping overload
00:44:09.620 online roasting
00:44:16.460 Drake camp if it got to
00:44:18.460 Drake or his team and they screenshot shared
00:44:20.460 it unlikely unless
00:44:22.440 they're bored it could go viral
00:44:24.740 Drake has it
00:44:26.040 Drake just like three years later
00:44:28.660 just releases and posts that
00:44:30.760 on his story.
00:44:35.500 Your brand.
00:44:36.760 You have had cancellations 0.68
00:44:38.300 and this adds Cringe Beggar 1.00
00:44:40.560 to the mix. 1.00
00:44:43.160 That's fucked. 1.00
00:44:45.540 Cringe Beggar. 1.00
00:44:48.980 My favorite comedian.
00:44:50.300 You ever heard of Cringe Beggar?
00:44:51.160 Yeah, new specials coming soon.
00:44:52.740 Beggar Vance?
00:44:54.320 Legend of Cringe Beggar Vance.
00:44:56.240 Ben Beggar.
00:44:57.780 Ben Beggar.
00:44:58.660 My favorite comedian, Cringe Beggar.
00:45:02.980 Yeah, he moved to Austin.
00:45:03.820 He begged, begged, and he begged, and he begged.
00:45:06.660 They all said no.
00:45:11.820 He said, what can I do to be on this bucket?
00:45:20.360 Worst case, it becomes a running joke in his sets.
00:45:23.020 I asked Drake for 100K.
00:45:24.440 He said no.
00:45:25.100 advice if this is real don't sweat it everyone sends dumb emails if it leaks lean into it with
00:45:32.900 self-depreciation i hit up drake for life-changing money now my daughter thinks ovo means o ben o 0.78
00:45:38.640 even grok's just like here's a joke to bomb with another 40 million views you bombing
00:45:52.260 How'd that guy get famous?
00:45:54.920 Oh, he started bombing online
00:45:55.980 And then he wrote an email
00:45:57.880 Leak your own email
00:46:02.780 Whoa
00:46:03.960 Just screenshot that and send it to your team
00:46:07.360 And be like, post it
00:46:08.300 Really the coolest thing you can do
00:46:14.680 Is just literally do almost nothing
00:46:16.340 Pretty much, yeah
00:46:17.320 Just if you fail, at least it was cool
00:46:20.180 But if you succeed, you're like 0.98
00:46:21.740 But that's the thing, I feel like, I bet Drake wrote fucking some embarrassing-ass emails to his heroes that he ended up beefing with, probably. 0.99
00:46:31.440 Probably. 0.98
00:46:32.060 Like Jay-Z, there's probably, it'd be funny if Jay-Z leaked, like, a Drake.
00:46:35.880 Dear, dear hope.
00:46:37.540 Dear hope.
00:46:39.920 I'm in New York right now.
00:46:41.040 This is a small child.
00:46:42.180 It's a concrete jungle.
00:46:43.260 I'm staying currently at the place we can't say.
00:46:47.900 Yeah, the hotel that we go to too many times when we're in here. 0.93
00:46:51.740 i just had a just salad and just shit just just i just had a just just hilarious 0.93
00:46:59.540 who's your favorite comedian just salad 0.99
00:47:02.500 are we gonna go oh fuck we're gonna go back to just solids yeah this might be 0.99
00:47:10.240 this was i this day started out like 1.00
00:47:12.840 then we read that email fuck me up yeah i fucked you up 0.99
00:47:18.720 I forgot about the email 0.99
00:47:21.620 Yeah I bet there's a lot of guys in history
00:47:26.940 That are like
00:47:27.320 Go blow the dust off your emails
00:47:28.420 I forgot about that email
00:47:30.400 I've seen a couple guys in Congress
00:47:32.360 That are like
00:47:32.760 I forgot about that email 0.99
00:47:33.800 Oh shit 0.99
00:47:34.480 Cheese pizza 1.00
00:47:36.000 The bank is fucked 1.00
00:47:37.420 Email begging Drake 0.99
00:47:39.760 Like bro I love Take Care
00:47:41.240 Like views
00:47:42.020 You know
00:47:42.580 Turn the six upside down
00:47:44.240 It's a nine now
00:47:45.020 You know what I'm saying
00:47:45.620 You know what I mean
00:47:47.380 Like
00:47:47.760 Just give me a one dance, you know?
00:47:49.640 Hotline bling, right?
00:47:52.080 Murder on the beat, yo, it's not nice.
00:47:54.060 Murder Beats was at my show at Mark Breslin's club at Yuck Yucks,
00:47:57.560 Richmond, Toronto, Ontario.
00:48:00.000 Remember Murder Beats?
00:48:02.140 Remember eight albums ago?
00:48:05.580 Baca, right?
00:48:06.500 Oh, he's in jail?
00:48:07.240 Okay. 1.00
00:48:08.980 Smiggies.
00:48:09.860 Can I be like Smiggs? 0.78
00:48:11.420 Can I do an ad lib?
00:48:13.120 Back of a track? 1.00
00:48:13.880 it would be sick if he put through a ben bank i mean he fucked oh yeah well no he fucks with 1.00
00:48:20.800 streamers like he threw yana i don't you don't know who she is but she's like a big streamer 0.99
00:48:24.220 he fucks with the other guy gave him an ovo chain yeah any video that he ever watches of me where
00:48:29.880 it's people are like this is funny he's gonna be like send them pictures the email 1.00
00:48:33.460 Shit 0.97
00:48:35.860 Guess not 0.99
00:48:37.660 Your Netflix special has to open
00:48:41.300 With you reading that email
00:48:42.660 It's like a fireside chat
00:48:44.060 Dear Drake
00:48:45.660 I've been a big fan
00:48:47.160 Since I was in grade 11
00:48:48.260 Smoking a blunt
00:48:49.720 Outside of a circle gate
00:48:51.140 Out of this place
00:48:53.800 They used to sell weed to children 1.00
00:48:55.660 Fuck 1.00
00:48:58.040 Drake's just reading that 1.00
00:48:59.360 In a mansion
00:48:59.920 Like getting called a pedophile 1.00
00:49:01.200 Like the fuck 1.00
00:49:02.020 Try to give 100k so people forget about what I did 1.00
00:49:06.100 When I was underage, I liked your music
00:49:16.520 I was a little child
00:49:18.840 That's probably why I didn't imagine 0.94
00:49:20.280 I'm masturbating 0.92
00:49:21.760 It's like grade 11 was like, whoa 0.99
00:49:23.500 Been down this road before
00:49:25.220 Drake, you could quite literally say
00:49:35.720 I started from the bottom and now I'm here
00:49:37.760 Awesome Texans
00:49:39.380 Me too
00:49:39.940 Should I bring you on?
00:49:41.120 I know you started from the bottom and now you're here
00:49:42.860 I also
00:49:44.180 Ladies and gentlemen, this is comic, man
00:49:47.080 You all know him
00:49:47.820 He started from the bottom, now he's here in Connecticut
00:49:50.380 Ladies and gentlemen, Ben Bank
00:49:52.340 Cue, laugh now, cry later
00:49:55.180 cry now laugh later
00:49:57.560 send an hour
00:50:00.320 draft later
00:50:01.420 that's the name of the episode
00:50:03.900 yo my uh special's
00:50:06.460 called 1pm in Toronto
00:50:07.460 4pm in Naples
00:50:10.760 it's over
00:50:17.120 anybody who listens to this
00:50:20.400 is gonna be like
00:50:21.640 that's really funny
00:50:22.960 I don't understand
00:50:23.840 it was a nice email
00:50:25.000 Well, I sent you four or five emails like that.
00:50:28.580 It was a nice email if I was 13 years old.
00:50:31.480 Yeah.
00:50:32.640 But.
00:50:33.360 35.
00:50:34.160 32.
00:50:36.620 32.
00:50:37.540 Father.
00:50:38.800 Father, too. 0.98
00:50:40.500 2-2-2, you're sick.
00:50:42.920 I gotta have a third kid. 0.93
00:50:44.420 Six. 0.98
00:50:50.440 Six, six, six. 0.90
00:50:51.400 Pick up six. 0.99
00:50:53.720 Go teenager.
00:50:55.000 Hey, D major.
00:50:56.960 B markets, C markets.
00:51:00.020 Everywhere I go, it's the F market. 0.99
00:51:05.120 You know, Huntsville, Alabama, shut up. 0.97
00:51:07.100 You know, Drake, you ever done thugging Huntsville? 1.00
00:51:09.600 Fuck. 1.00
00:51:11.700 All right, let's start the podcast. 1.00
00:51:16.220 Good evening. 0.99
00:51:17.740 Today, AOC did a speech with a hijab out. 1.00
00:51:23.680 now this is what i want to eat jesus music to my ears show me a minority
00:51:31.100 thinking that they have a right drizzy drake i really can't believe i wrote that email i mean 0.97
00:51:38.560 i can which is embarrassing but fuck you know drake i got ops too like you know brian hat 0.96
00:51:45.100 you know one time during new year's me and him got a little spat 0.99
00:51:51.820 you can say me and him
00:51:54.360 i'm looking as i'm looking at my one one-year-old daughter i'm thinking to myself
00:52:01.000 family matters
00:52:01.900 i'm gonna go to barry's boot camp do some push-ups
00:52:07.360 how many drink songs can i say we're just gonna go be tortured by drinks
00:52:13.820 It's going to be great when we go to Barry's
00:52:15.360 or just playing Kendrick. 0.99
00:52:17.780 Fuck Drake. 1.00
00:52:19.520 Wacked out murals. 1.00
00:52:20.640 Fuck everybody. 1.00
00:52:22.800 I hate Kendrick. 1.00
00:52:24.940 Drake makes like a Toyota Corolla feel like an escalator 0.82
00:52:27.660 and Kendrick does the opposite.
00:52:29.200 I might not be able to function properly
00:52:31.500 until the day where there is some sort of moment
00:52:34.220 where Drake goes, I read the email.
00:52:36.440 It's not that bad.
00:52:37.320 Yeah?
00:52:38.820 Probably not.
00:52:39.500 He'd probably clown you for it,
00:52:40.420 but he'd probably still like you and be like, 1.00
00:52:41.800 I understand, motherfucker, I'm Draz. 1.00
00:52:44.760 Yeah. 0.99
00:52:46.140 I'd have to get really big.
00:52:47.700 Yeah.
00:52:48.580 Which I'm...
00:52:49.360 You're on the way. 1.00
00:52:50.120 What the fuck? 0.99
00:52:51.040 Oh, yeah, that's what I meant. 1.00
00:52:51.960 Gunth on the thing. 0.90
00:52:53.440 No, Drake, you like fat guys?
00:52:54.780 Hey, Drake, I just lost two pounds.
00:52:56.260 Anyway, I hope you're doing well.
00:52:57.680 No, Drake, have you ever been to the Barry's boot camp?
00:53:00.220 Drake, Nima and O'Shea, what do I do?
00:53:02.480 Kill myself? 0.79
00:53:03.680 What are you trying to tell me? 0.98
00:53:06.480 Drake, have you...
00:53:07.640 Did you listen to the podcast?
00:53:08.460 Just email him this podcast
00:53:14.120 Drake, please
00:53:15.800 Oh, my boy is Habib T
00:53:18.200 Oh, Iceman and Habib T
00:53:21.140 Where's Ari Shields? 1.00
00:53:22.960 The maid of honor 1.00
00:53:23.500 Fuck 1.00
00:53:27.200 Ben Benkis 1.00
00:53:28.280 Yeah, it's the guy who
00:53:30.580 Did a drink
00:53:33.340 This guy had a salad and then read an email
00:53:35.140 it's just so funny to me that it was on christmas eve 0.98
00:53:43.960 they go fucking presents the family your wife's taking photos you're just on your phone having 0.98
00:53:50.200 a cigarette like day drink oh you're writing to santa kid yeah me too 1.00
00:53:55.820 send my little letter for christmas i'd like you to 0.93
00:54:00.920 on the first day of christmas fucking bad it is just it might be it's not that bad bro 0.93
00:54:09.360 you have anything like that no come on i mean like probably something like an argument i had 0.95
00:54:16.300 with a woman where i was like oh baby like come on i know i don't make that much but like
00:54:19.540 that's the only like i've never emailed anybody else i hope
00:54:25.420 i just have an email to rogan from 2015 being like
00:54:33.500 when i was 10 i tweeted at eminem i made a twitter account to like tweet at eminem
00:54:47.820 that's the closest i ever got
00:54:49.320 but i feel like you have to be like that a little bit too
00:54:55.320 i think i dm'd sydney sweeney before hold on i dm or emailed uh jordan peterson
00:55:04.500 what'd you say
00:55:05.700 well dear p dear jordan peterson ever since i know he got me a suit yeah well here
00:55:16.440 i dm sydney sweeney happy birthday i hope it's the best one yet pretty bad that's pretty bad
00:55:24.240 Still not as bad.
00:55:25.380 Well, it's kind of ironic.
00:55:27.680 D'Andrea.
00:55:28.500 I feel like if Sydney saw that and she knew who I was, we'd kind of vibe.
00:55:32.480 You know what I mean?
00:55:33.640 She'd like me.
00:55:35.520 We'd get along.
00:55:36.240 We'd be like, what's this?
00:55:36.980 I'm going to try to make it hot.
00:55:39.200 We'll see what happens, man.
00:55:41.940 Oh, he's talking about the clip that we need him to offer a gold bar on.
00:55:47.120 I'm done podcast.
00:55:48.360 I don't know.
00:55:49.900 this guy's just opening up instagram it's just doom scrolling i want to see if he collapsed it 1.00
00:55:57.920 fuck oh he did collab it oh shit oh fuck it really it's bombing no way 1.00
00:56:05.240 did he did he yeah no way i'm on tracks nyc's page it's time to fucking retire 1.00
00:56:15.100 Go to Ryerson University, get a degree in being retarded. 0.99
00:56:18.640 It's done. 1.00
00:56:20.900 It's too hard.
00:56:22.280 It's easier to go on stage and do stand-up.
00:56:25.420 No, dude.
00:56:26.040 This is the...
00:56:26.740 This is what's...
00:56:28.300 It's not the...
00:56:28.960 What the future is is streaming and constantly being afraid that someone's going to know your location. 1.00
00:56:35.900 Fuck. 1.00
00:56:36.580 I know. 1.00
00:56:37.040 It would have been funnier if it was just streaming us earlier.
00:56:39.560 I know.
00:56:40.120 I was thinking that.
00:56:40.840 Way less embarrassing.
00:56:41.500 Yeah.
00:56:42.240 But instead, it's just us being like, all right, 3, 2, 1.
00:56:45.820 I sent a really embarrassing email to Drake.
00:56:48.640 Yeah, well, it's humanizing.
00:56:49.760 What do you want?
00:56:50.100 The podcast to be, yo, Ben Bang is this guy.
00:56:52.480 Yo, have you ever seen this guy before?
00:56:54.380 He's got a linen shirt and Ferragamo glasses.
00:56:58.080 Marcello DiBello.
00:56:59.560 I don't even know what brand that is.
00:57:01.260 Marcello.
00:57:04.620 Sounds like a butter brand.
00:57:07.500 Is that Marcello or Marcello?
00:57:10.140 Can't believe that's not butter.
00:57:11.740 I can't believe that's not Bengals.
00:57:19.020 All right.
00:57:20.320 20 minutes until I get yelled at by the fittest person I've ever seen.
00:57:23.740 Drake, have you ever come to Hanga Studios?
00:57:26.700 Have you ever recorded a podcast?
00:57:29.120 You'd like it here.
00:57:30.580 I like it here.
00:57:33.200 Honestly, the move is just annoying celebrities until they actually acknowledge you, I think.
00:57:38.620 Just send them another email.
00:57:39.840 Well, hey, I wrote a really embarrassing email to you. 1.00
00:57:42.820 I just wanted to say, fuck you. 1.00
00:57:44.860 You know what? 1.00
00:57:45.560 Not like us, bitch. 1.00
00:57:47.160 What about that? 1.00
00:57:50.360 Fuck you, bro. 1.00
00:57:51.280 Wakanda forever. 1.00
00:57:53.860 Fuck it. 1.00
00:57:59.780 Step one, lose 100 pounds. 1.00
00:58:01.820 Yeah.
00:58:02.240 Once I'm 100 pounds lighter, I'll be like, yeah, I don't know why I sent that email.
00:58:05.720 This is when you send Drake a photo of you, like, shirtless in a mirror biting your lip.
00:58:11.820 No, Drake, like, cool party?
00:58:13.960 CLB?
00:58:15.660 Get a heart. 1.00
00:58:17.880 Get the CLB.
00:58:18.720 Get Drake, that dude right there.
00:58:21.220 No, I meant the heart in your hairline.
00:58:25.300 All the way, I just...
00:58:26.720 tom green made a song about drake tom oh i thought you were gonna say tom green's with
00:58:40.480 drake right now he's followed by drake no oh i guess that makes sense drake probably grew up
00:58:46.240 watching tom green show no you know what that means is tom drake has seen an episode of corner
00:58:53.660 gas and jake has watched brent butt at a gas station be like whoa lacy he's probably like 0.86
00:59:02.620 it's better than ben bankers is that ben bankers brent butt he thought it was brent butt 0.91
00:59:08.220 my top favorite comedians uh brent butt ben bankers uh bo burnham bo bankers 0.76
00:59:21.340 who else is a BB
00:59:24.240 boy
00:59:26.160 Yahoo
00:59:26.500 my favorite comedian is Benjamin Netanyahu
00:59:29.100 you should see the email I wrote
00:59:31.260 Netanyahu hello please
00:59:32.940 ever since I was in grade 11 I loved what you've been doing
00:59:35.400 I would continue to support you if you send me
00:59:37.420 $7,000 per post
00:59:38.840 wait it's per post I thought it was a one time
00:59:43.660 let me check
00:59:45.580 Wells Fargo 0.99
00:59:48.620 I fucking wish 1.00
00:59:51.700 I fucking wish 1.00
00:59:53.580 If Israel reached out 1.00
00:59:56.320 To me tomorrow 0.99
00:59:56.840 And was like
00:59:57.260 We will pay you
00:59:58.280 Seven grand
00:59:59.740 You swallowed
01:00:00.880 Weird
01:00:01.600 I know
01:00:02.660 I was like
01:00:03.400 Thinking
01:00:03.680 I was like
01:00:04.100 That's a lot of money
01:00:05.040 How many posts
01:00:06.140 Does this guy make a month
01:00:06.740 I'm like
01:00:06.960 Seven plus seven
01:00:09.280 Equals six
01:00:09.940 Just at the end
01:00:10.680 Of every post 1.00
01:00:11.180 Israel deserves 1.00
01:00:11.960 Right to the defensive 1.00
01:00:12.980 That makes
01:00:14.800 Not conference tickets
01:00:15.480 Worth it
01:00:18.420 Yeah, viewership's down.
01:00:21.020 Money's up.
01:00:23.020 I lost that one.
01:00:24.140 Four million followers.
01:00:26.800 Oh, I just collabed with a guy with four million followers.
01:00:28.680 We got an extra three hundred likes.
01:00:29.940 Perfect.
01:00:31.600 Means it was a good clip.
01:00:33.960 Trax, do you mind giving away a Rolex every clip?
01:00:36.140 Hey, Trax, I know you're going through a personal crisis
01:00:38.120 with your entire staff being arrested in Vegas,
01:00:40.380 but do you mind pumping the pod that we did four weeks ago?
01:00:44.900 You probably forgot about the thought,
01:00:46.680 thank God they're not going to pump it. 0.99
01:00:48.420 yeah didn't he tell you like hey i said some shit on that one yeah then you were just like 0.95
01:00:54.400 we don't have to do it i honestly don't even really want to and he's like no i do it 0.98
01:00:58.040 sells me a watch he's like i'll live with it it's fucked up the internet really is just the 0.80
01:01:03.640 business of saying fucked up things so somebody takes out their visa yeah it's a fine line 0.94
01:01:10.220 new special drake the whoops i shouldn't have sent that email 0.92
01:01:17.600 Special
01:01:18.740 Everyone's getting in trouble
01:01:21.600 With emails this year
01:01:22.700 B-E-E
01:01:25.880 Vacation
01:01:26.580 B-E-T
01:01:28.400 Vacations
01:01:29.320 Fort Lauderdale
01:01:31.180 D-R-A-K-E 0.94
01:01:35.060 Yeah 1.00
01:01:36.900 Alright well
01:01:39.940 You wanna do Patreon?
01:01:41.580 Yeah
01:01:41.800 Got an hour
01:01:42.560 Yeah
01:01:44.220 Okay