Bankas Podcast - TraxNYC ｜ Bankas Podcast #115

00:00:00.000 So what are we up to today?

00:00:03.100 Were you at the shop?

00:00:05.040 Yeah, I was at the shop.

00:00:06.180 I handled some business, man.

00:00:08.760 Met up with my guy, Bradford Cohen.

00:00:13.220 He's a fantastic lawyer.

00:00:14.880 He's working on the case for...

00:00:16.940 You have one hair right in the middle of your forehead. 1.00

00:00:19.820 He's working on the case for the Where's My Money shit. 0.99

00:00:24.400 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:00:25.640 And that's like okay?

00:00:28.280 Like is it ongoing?

00:00:28.980 Yeah, listen, he's handling it.

00:00:30.660 He's an amazing guy, man.

00:00:31.960 He's doing it for free.

00:00:32.920 He's handling it.

00:00:34.100 And you have a weed brand now, which is...

00:00:36.460 I don't even...

00:00:36.940 I did that for my boy J. Cures.

00:00:38.720 So it's not real. 0.99

00:00:40.200 It's K2 Spice.

00:00:42.760 Got an original brand. 0.87

00:00:44.160 Listen, dude, he's got a crazy operation,

00:00:46.360 but he wanted to make that, you know, a couple extra bucks.

00:00:50.140 I have him.

00:00:51.000 I'm making friends, and I'm collaborating with him.

00:00:53.740 You know, I'm working with you.

00:00:54.780 I'm working with him.

00:00:55.660 I'm working with a bunch of other people.

00:00:56.440 Were they Matt?

00:00:57.000 where the guys that like um punched you or whatever do they have you should send them some

00:01:04.880 of those listen they want me out of their life i want them out of my life man you know i'm saying 0.98

00:01:09.160 i'm just i could make money being a businessman i'm not some fucking body clawing somebody for 0.99

00:01:13.800 money you know or or trying to sue or trying to get this shit i could give a fuck less about 0.98

00:01:19.120 that shit i got a blessed life i could build a business but bradford cohen that's who i had a 0.99

00:01:24.440 meeting with, is a 1.00

00:01:26.300 serious... Jew. 0.99

00:01:28.840 Yeah, serious attorney. 1.00

00:01:30.580 High-level Jew. He's a real fucking Cohen. 1.00

00:01:33.280 You know, and... 1.00

00:01:34.460 He's a real Cohen.

00:01:36.140 A real Cohen. A Cohen is an ancient

00:01:38.460 last name going back to biblical times,

00:01:40.560 my friend. Do we know what it means? Can you look it up?

00:01:42.660 Yeah, I got this. We got this guy now.

00:01:44.520 So he is handling

00:01:46.360 it, and he's doing what it is, but

00:01:48.440 you know, like me personally, I don't even want 1.00

00:01:50.420 that shit. You took me to, like, the 0.99

00:01:52.680 complete

00:01:53.580 I don't even know what it is

00:01:55.400 where they melt gold

00:01:56.800 which is like the inner workings

00:01:59.800 of the diamond district

00:02:00.520 I just melted my carpet from my setter's office

00:02:03.660 I got, how much money in gold

00:02:05.980 do you think I got out of it?

00:02:08.220 A carpet on the floor

00:02:09.660 $50,000?

00:02:10.940 $50,000? $40,000?

00:02:12.380 $75,000 worth of gold bro

00:02:14.540 half a kilo worth of gold

00:02:16.480 he guessed pretty close, does he get a gold bar?

00:02:18.760 can I get a chain?

00:02:20.380 of dust, yeah

00:02:21.440 you get a silver chain

00:02:22.600 That's the worst of this dust.

00:02:25.200 So you just melt the entire carpet and the only thing that's left is gold?

00:02:31.000 The way it works is you burn the carpet or you get ashes, okay?

00:02:36.020 You burn anything, you get ashes.

00:02:37.700 Let's say your filter and your AC or something in here had gold contact.

00:02:42.080 Human being.

00:02:42.760 You want to get the gold out.

00:02:45.120 You burn it, you get ashes.

00:02:47.140 You put the ashes in the acid.

00:02:48.720 The acid binds to the gold particles that are in there.

00:02:52.600 and then you strain out the liquid

00:02:56.300 because the liquid now becomes like a golden solution,

00:02:59.380 and then you put another chemical,

00:03:01.140 and then the gold compounds again.

00:03:03.580 So you take ashes, you soak it in liquid that binds to the gold,

00:03:08.680 then you take that liquid, you strain it,

00:03:12.340 and you combine it with another chemical

00:03:14.080 that makes the gold lock in again.

00:03:16.040 So you kind of wash out the gold.

00:03:17.960 You understand what I'm saying?

00:03:19.320 Was there a period where you didn't burn carpets?

00:03:22.080 Yeah, I must have lost, you know, $200,000, $300,000 worth of gold.

00:03:28.060 Wow.

00:03:28.740 Over or more, you know.

00:03:30.980 I sold $400 million worth of jewelry.

00:03:33.260 I should have made out of that $120 million gross.

00:03:38.220 And I should have had $50 million in my pocket right now.

00:03:42.500 What happened?

00:03:43.320 $60 million in my pocket.

00:03:44.860 I had to learn the jewelry business.

00:03:46.720 I had to learn the theft. 1.00

00:03:47.800 I had to learn all the bullshit. 1.00

00:03:49.380 I had to learn the lies. 1.00

00:03:50.540 I had to learn how the dust works

00:03:52.240 I had to learn how the filings work

00:03:54.140 How the clippings work

00:03:55.300 How to collect all this and all that

00:03:57.440 And I got

00:03:58.340 And I lost 40 million dollars

00:04:00.920 But I gained 10

00:04:04.600 Because I was doing it fast bro

00:04:06.180 This jewelry business

00:04:07.500 If you're gonna try to figure all that out

00:04:09.120 And do all that

00:04:09.680 These businesses take generations

00:04:11.360 I did it

00:04:12.700 I ran through the minefield bro

00:04:14.600 I stepped on a couple of mines man

00:04:16.120 But I got to the other side

00:04:17.360 But you're

00:04:17.940 You're kind of one of the first

00:04:19.860 um jewelers to like use social media i saw the only other so in toronto there's a guy named

00:04:28.180 oliver the jeweler and he had like an ad on tv and he he would he would do i am the cash man

00:04:35.640 yeah but like that's the only thing but like you are a brand that you know when i think about

00:04:42.820 anytime i think about buying anything i'm like well i want to you know i don't buy it i just

00:04:48.140 i don't want i would rather buy it from you you know what i mean that's amazing you're a friend

00:04:52.520 of mine you know what i'm saying but i think a lot of people without even having met you or know

00:04:56.900 you that because of the brand or like they'll walk around they're like well like just do people hate

00:05:01.860 you because of that no everybody appreciates me because i put them onto a lot of knowledge you

00:05:06.160 know the good news is is that there's a new generation of kids coming up learning they're 0.92

00:05:10.140 watching me they're watching the other jewish boys moses and these guys and they're no longer 0.99

00:05:16.700 gonna be getting ripped off like fools like the goyim you know as we like to say you know i'm 1.00

00:05:24.860 saying the goyim that don't know shit and they're out there oh i got this it said the sticker said 1.00

00:05:31.100 this you know what i'm saying and i'm uh you know and losing their money or how the bigger picture 0.99

00:05:38.540 how this country gets defrauded for millions and billions and trillions really it's in the 0.97

00:05:43.060 trillions, or like Gavin Newsom out there in California, they're finding fucking billions 0.74

00:05:49.200 of dollars of fraud, or they're spending $185,000 per homeless person, the homeless people still 0.99

00:05:54.700 in the fucking, in a refrigerator box. So these young kids are learning from us. 0.99

00:05:59.560 How come there's no Somalian jewelers?

00:06:04.420 That's a great question.

00:06:05.500 what was your first like really big win and you know in the jewelry business and like did you

00:06:17.380 celebrate like do some is there something like do you celebrate now like how did you celebrate then

00:06:22.640 yeah versus how would you celebrate now you know i'm saying i had a storied struggle of a career

00:06:28.600 um uh you know i built this business out and i got to a prominent level something that takes

00:06:35.760 generations i've celebrated you know 10 years prematurely on different things but

00:06:42.700 you know i go to dinner i'd live my try to live my life i take a vacation taking this but i always 0.98

00:06:48.240 had a stone in my heart because there's always some fucking pain you know lurking somewhere 0.98

00:06:55.860 something wrong 0.99

00:06:58.300 you know what I'm saying

00:06:59.620 when people are you know trying to steal

00:07:02.260 or something is missing or this or that

00:07:04.660 so there's always that stone

00:07:06.560 in your heart that

00:07:07.480 that I carried for 20 years

00:07:09.840 so there's never really like a celebration 1.00

00:07:11.480 that I lose a lot of shit 0.98

00:07:13.800 yo dude I started a business I was 18 years old 1.00

00:07:16.060 all I thought was

00:07:18.620 you know let me photograph this jewelry

00:07:20.020 from this jewelry store put it up on eBay

00:07:21.780 I don't even know if it's going to sell

00:07:23.080 it sold I shipped it

00:07:25.280 I didn't consider the fees, so then I lost the money.

00:07:29.580 My margins were too low because my self-esteem was low. 0.96

00:07:32.540 I'm like, how am I going to fucking sell jewelry and charge? 0.94

00:07:35.760 Right now, you see me as a jeweler. 0.96

00:07:37.180 Back then, I was just a kid with a CD player in his pocket, you know what I'm saying,

00:07:42.640 with headphones on his ears, listening to a Nas album, you know, from Azerbaijan.

00:07:48.500 And you sold it on eBay, like your own, like you made it?

00:07:51.460 I photographed it.

00:07:52.400 I didn't even know what making jewelry was, man.

00:07:54.160 I didn't know what gold was.

00:07:55.660 I didn't know what diamonds were.

00:07:56.740 You were scamming people.

00:08:00.680 Here's a picture of a bracelet.

00:08:02.160 Yeah, I was photographing jewelry from a jewelry store,

00:08:04.780 putting it up there, and hoping people would buy it.

00:08:07.700 Oh, that's like another avenue to...

00:08:09.640 Yeah, I found the jewelry store.

00:08:11.180 I clicked the pictures.

00:08:12.240 I put it up there.

00:08:12.980 Somebody bought it.

00:08:13.620 I went back to the jewelry store,

00:08:14.900 and I bought the jewelry with their own money,

00:08:16.880 and I tried to keep the difference.

00:08:17.940 There wasn't much of a difference.

00:08:19.340 Didn't know what carrots were.

00:08:20.760 Didn't know what gold was.

00:08:22.440 Didn't know what any business was. 1.00

00:08:23.820 didn't know how to write a check, didn't know shit. 0.99

00:08:26.560 And learning, didn't know how to hire people, 0.99

00:08:28.820 didn't know how to, nothing.

00:08:31.240 You know what I'm saying?

00:08:32.080 What work was, what employees were, whatever, you know?

00:08:35.060 But I learned, print my first shipping label, man,

00:08:38.780 how to go to USPS and what FedEx,

00:08:42.760 open up a FedEx account, how to make a piece of jewelry

00:08:45.500 and all these other things that I'm still learning.

00:08:48.080 You know, I just burnt down a carpet

00:08:49.420 and got $75,000 worth of gold out of it for the first time.

00:08:52.700 Did you burn this carpet?

00:08:53.800 There's probably nothing in this. 1.00

00:08:55.620 Not even a penny in this shit. 0.99

00:08:57.840 But, you know, I was in here and, I mean, like a carpet like this, 1.00

00:09:03.480 obviously a little different, 20 years of fucking producing jewelry. 1.00

00:09:08.400 So it was just a journey, man. 0.99

00:09:09.640 That's crazy.

00:09:10.040 Just a journey, bro. 1.00

00:09:10.900 And I had to learn, and I want to teach the goyim so they could learn,

00:09:14.800 so this country could finally be free. 0.99

00:09:16.580 I feel like I kind of did that, too, with comedy.

00:09:18.840 I mean, I'm not as many years in as you into comedy as you are into what you do.

00:09:27.340 But similar stuff, you got to call the venues.

00:09:32.000 You got to put on your own shows.

00:09:34.440 You got to figure out how to sell tickets.

00:09:36.680 You got to do the event break.

00:09:38.040 Somebody mentor you.

00:09:39.500 No.

00:09:40.680 Nobody put their hand on your shoulder.

00:09:43.060 In the jewelry business, no one will ever do that.

00:09:45.780 But in the comedy business, maybe somebody will say, hey, kid.

00:09:48.260 That's what you think.

00:09:50.120 But there's still haters out there.

00:09:51.240 Well, nobody helps because nobody knows what to do.

00:09:54.620 I mean, especially at the—

00:09:55.480 They're all comedians.

00:09:56.400 I forgot.

00:09:58.200 At the first part, they definitely don't know what to do.

00:10:00.640 I mean, when you're higher up, yeah, you'll get some advice here and there.

00:10:03.520 But, you know, I mean, sometimes, you know, the other comics advice, like, I don't know. 0.97

00:10:10.480 It's garbage. 0.90

00:10:11.760 You know, so you have to figure out how to do everything yourself. 0.98

00:10:15.440 and yeah you you know podcasts like you'll listen to a podcast and somebody will say something like

00:10:19.360 oh i should do a mailing list you know but it's like what you know obviously you should but you

00:10:25.260 you just have to do it yourself uh in any business right there's no business where you're mentored

00:10:32.080 properly um if you want to exceed that mentor you know for instance you know real estate like i used

00:10:40.180 to do commercial real estate and it's like i had a mentor it's really there's a guy who takes money 0.99

00:10:44.240 from you yeah but you do all the work no no that's not a mentor that's a bullshit ass listen 0.98

00:10:48.920 there's principles of business that apply to anything that if you know them early can save 0.99

00:10:55.800 you a lot of misery and grief like what um you know 10 crack commandments 10 tracks command

00:11:03.520 yeah i should probably have those but um you know like one of the things that i always said

00:11:10.480 it as an example you know warren buffett i learned a lot from warren buffett right he bought a uh

00:11:15.840 a going out of business windmill company they're manufacturing windmills and they're not making

00:11:22.820 you know they're not making the the money they're losing it whatever how did he turn this company

00:11:27.240 profitable not knowing anything about windmills not knowing anything about anything that's going

00:11:31.680 on he basically there was he stopped manufacturing new windmills and only for the repair parts

00:11:42.680 he raised the price because you can't get repair parts from any other company and manufacturing

00:11:49.600 new windmills and competing and doing all this extra shit is too expensive so he shut down that 0.82

00:11:54.860 operation up the repair parts by three four hundred percent which are just laying around 0.79

00:12:00.640 essentially overnight is profitable man okay because you follow the principles of business

00:12:06.440 in one principle of business never bike up a hill you know i'm saying you want to bike down a hill

00:12:15.220 when every pedal keeps gives you more and more momentum you never want to bike up a hill where 0.58

00:12:19.580 you drain yourself with every fucking thing if you're going up a hill it's better find a downhill

00:12:24.740 route and that's it so the same thing applies in comedy same if there's some sort of a thing 1.00

00:12:29.620 that you're doing that's like a fucking struggle every time extra shit and you know whatever 0.93

00:12:34.960 podcast yeah you know you do something whatever but i don't know how it is 1.00

00:12:39.800 learn to wash dishes you buy a really shitty podcast

00:12:45.860 how many episodes in you are in the podcast i don't even know we probably won't every episode 0.98

00:12:51.660 we restart the podcast oh yeah is that what it is i mean i got to like it's like this is your cast

00:12:57.340 hundred and something i almost wanted to stop putting the number on because it's like i don't

00:13:03.140 know what about like for some reason every podcast has to have like it's number of one thousand it's

00:13:08.380 like why does it even have to be a number necessarily who's clipping who's doing the 0.91

00:13:12.060 clips for you is somebody clipping this shit we got some coin clippers we got some some video 0.83

00:13:17.100 clippers uh i have like three guys that do videos clipping and stuff like that who i met your 0.96

00:13:24.240 clippers i like your clippers my you know my my guys are are doing great and again you know i

00:13:29.180 hired some fantastic people that make my life super fucking easy yeah you got the african guy

00:13:34.200 he's fit he i trained him i i i leveled him that's a crazy way to describe an african

00:13:39.420 Listen, I trained the person.

00:13:42.260 I don't know, you know, he happens to be a dark man. 0.98

00:13:47.720 You know what I'm saying?

00:13:50.700 He was adopted by a white family. 0.96

00:13:54.780 Oh, that's why he acts.

00:13:56.600 Is that why you hired him?

00:13:57.880 I didn't know where he hired him because he helped me with some situation that I was in.

00:14:02.340 You know, I was being attacked by the time I was in Africa. 0.93

00:14:07.980 Oh, Africa. 0.99

00:14:08.980 I was in Africa giving out gold and this other guy this other dude this bum dude was like look 1.00

00:14:16.560 and he put me clips of me giving gold in Africa like I came over there I was you know how I do 1.00

00:14:21.420 gold over here I said why not give it in Africa and then why not we got Africa here you go to

00:14:27.440 Jamaica Queen yeah and then um uh you know she this girl that like I gave gold to this one girl 0.99

00:14:34.060 and this guy clips me out and he's like look at this asshole he's giving out gold knowing that 0.96

00:14:39.480 these people don't know this and then you know everyone was like they bought into it because you 0.98

00:14:43.760 know i'm the the jew or the this guy and i'm exploiting even though i'm just there on a trade 0.80

00:14:49.580 mission that somebody invited me you know i'm obviously the jew exploiting whatever civilization 0.56

00:14:55.540 and this kid that i hired came before i hired him came through and he explained that he defended me 0.94

00:15:00.620 And then I'm like, yo, man, you're a great guy.

00:15:02.200 Gave him a job.

00:15:02.900 We're doing great.

00:15:03.860 We're clipping great videos.

00:15:06.740 You met him in Africa and you brought him here?

00:15:09.720 No, he was already here.

00:15:12.600 I brought him here.

00:15:13.880 His name is Rafiki.

00:15:16.480 His name is Justin.

00:15:18.420 We don't have to post that.

00:15:19.320 But his parents are Germans.

00:15:20.760 They adopted him, you know?

00:15:22.880 Very good.

00:15:23.580 Very smart guy, bro.

00:15:24.700 It was amazing.

00:15:25.600 The Germans did a real, they did a big turnaround. 0.93

00:15:27.820 They learned their lesson. 0.99

00:15:30.620 Now they're adopting. 1.00

00:15:33.540 They went from, well, they were burning people down,

00:15:36.240 but they were looking for gold. 0.99

00:15:37.200 Where is this guy from is the real fucking question. 0.99

00:15:39.420 They were looking for gold. 0.99

00:15:39.940 You look, and let me guess, man.

00:15:41.800 Guess.

00:15:42.700 Let me guess, bro, because you look like Mondani's nephew.

00:15:46.400 So do you.

00:15:47.760 That's true.

00:15:48.600 Now that I think about it.

00:15:49.580 You guys look like 10 years to me.

00:15:53.980 You do look semi-related.

00:15:55.640 No, yeah, we look semi-related,

00:15:56.860 but I'm mixed a little bit more Semitic,

00:15:59.160 and you're a little bit more Turkish. 1.00

00:16:00.620 it's not wrong

00:16:02.900 my father's Turkish my mother's Iranian

00:16:05.280 oh there you go

00:16:06.760 Turkish Iranian there you go 1.00

00:16:08.320 gotta melt them down to find out 1.00

00:16:09.740 me too more or less

00:16:10.820 that's crazy that we're from the same area

00:16:13.520 you guys are probably

00:16:15.660 related

00:16:16.400 every race

00:16:20.060 is a family 0.99

00:16:20.700 this guy's like no

00:16:22.920 somewhat I mean you know

00:16:25.520 every race is a family

00:16:26.680 a little bit right

00:16:28.540 we all came from like what

00:16:30.260 two people? Adam and Eve?

00:16:32.440 Adam and Steve? Hopefully not

00:16:34.560 Adam and Steve, man. 1.00

00:16:36.300 Who does Islam think that we came

00:16:38.700 from? I don't know.

00:16:40.760 Islam also goes back to

00:16:42.480 Abraham

00:16:42.980 and, you know,

00:16:46.520 going back to the Jewish Bible.

00:16:49.980 George

00:16:50.420 Washington was in the current.

00:16:52.080 I've been seeing your clips, though, man, and

00:16:54.340 they're hilarious. You know how you're

00:16:56.440 arguing with the people in the audience?

00:16:58.520 those are good you're doing a great job with i like when they show up they do me a favor 1.00

00:17:03.200 somebody was wearing a layup somebody was wearing a stupid ass hat some some you know what were 0.99

00:17:08.620 they beefing with you about remember you said something there was like a guy who clearly just 1.00

00:17:11.960 came there to be like i fucking hate you and like stood at the back and didn't sit down and was like 0.95

00:17:16.980 he was also talking with somebody else like through the show so i really i just stopped 0.99

00:17:22.560 him because he was talking and then he was what did he say about you he said he hated america

00:17:28.180 No, that's what it is.

00:17:28.980 And then you asked him, like, why, and he didn't have an answer?

00:17:31.580 Yeah.

00:17:32.540 Yeah.

00:17:32.780 Sometimes I don't even know what – it's kind of like – I don't know what I – I watched – I sent it to my manager.

00:17:38.200 He was like, yeah, it's good.

00:17:39.660 Yeah, that was hilarious, man.

00:17:41.560 I enjoyed that.

00:17:42.680 No, I like when people who don't agree come to the show.

00:17:45.500 I mean, it's not really an agreement, but people who are, like, mad or, like, haters, and it's like, you know.

00:17:50.540 But sometimes you get – you go too preachy, and then it's like, you know.

00:17:56.480 Even me, even though I agree with what you're saying,

00:17:58.640 I'm like, it takes away from the comedy.

00:18:01.980 And the same thing for me, it takes away from the jewelry 0.99

00:18:03.920 when I was fucking with the Ayatollah. 0.97

00:18:07.620 What are you selling of gold? 0.99

00:18:08.300 Calling him the Gayatollah, the new guy. 1.00

00:18:10.600 You know what I'm saying?

00:18:11.360 And then you got some hate. 0.81

00:18:12.800 You know, the B2.

00:18:13.580 Yeah, I mean, you know, I got some anti-Semitic hate,

00:18:16.580 even though I'm by blood more Persian than Jewish.

00:18:20.640 And I have a Persian Muslim name, you know,

00:18:23.940 Maksud Agajani.

00:18:25.780 yeah that's an undercover jewish name that's like that's like you didn't know you're a musad

00:18:31.560 crossover yeah yeah listen my father's muslim you know i have a persian roots it doesn't even 1.00

00:18:36.780 matter man fuck the ayatollah bro this guy's a thief they was you know using these people 0.99

00:18:43.020 telling them whatever and then you know he had the son the pops got clipped and then the son 1.00

00:18:47.640 and then the pops got clipped with his wives or whatever and then and then the son was out there

00:18:55.760 Yo, track's for merit, bro

00:18:58.100 You should run for merit

00:18:58.820 Yeah, then I'm 1.00

00:18:59.780 Then the kid got clipped by the Israelis, too

00:19:03.000 But, you know, he lost a leg, we hear

00:19:05.100 We haven't seen him since

00:19:06.080 Judani 1.00

00:19:06.460 So they're using

00:19:07.660 You know, they don't want to say they lost two ayatollahs in the same week

00:19:11.140 So they're just stretching it out

00:19:13.300 They're always making it seem like

00:19:14.860 There was an article today where they're making it seem like, you know

00:19:18.180 You know, oh, in Iran, the leadership is laughing

00:19:22.640 It's like, we just blew everything up

00:19:25.020 like it's like this weird they're always trying to make it seem but with the comedy i don't try

00:19:29.380 to be preachy i mean i i really am trying to get as many laughs but when people interrupt

00:19:33.640 it's fun because it's another way for people to laugh and then they're laughing at one guy which

00:19:39.300 is always fun you know it's like laughing at the ayatollah it's like you know laughing that he's 0.99

00:19:44.640 oh he's gone now next look at this fucking gay guy but but you know there's this this weird thing 0.99

00:19:50.620 where you're whatever you as soon as you start being yourself which the left was like be yourself 0.99

00:19:56.580 and then people who weren't like woke are like blow them up and then they're like yeah that's

00:20:02.800 who i am yeah no i mean you know feelings get involved man i mean for me it was with this with

00:20:07.860 this ayatollah i mean first and foremost the iranians were begging they were begging me

00:20:12.360 you know you should be talking about this been january before trump and netanyahu attacked him 0.58

00:20:17.720 they're like yo we're trying to be free they were killing them they were raping them they were this 1.00

00:20:23.020 they were that they were these you know i'm saying it's just a gang of motherfuckers over there 1.00

00:20:27.280 that's they're taking oil and making money off of it and terrorizing the people they were coming in 1.00

00:20:32.300 there killing them you know coming in their homes you're at this protest how dare you you know i'm

00:20:36.520 saying so they were begging we talk about the issue so i started talking about the issue putting

00:20:41.140 it in my story and i just want them to be free but um as a jewelry company they didn't want to hear 0.95

00:20:46.800 that shit from me limit of the time son of the lion chain so i made the b2 bomber and i'm like 0.99

00:20:54.020 you know fuck the ayatollah i made the gold b2 bomber good for you man that's awesome you know 1.00

00:20:58.320 i'm saying but for me it's like fuck the ayatollah this is the guy the religious come on what 1.00

00:21:02.420 fucking year is this bro this guy is not was connected to god over here talking about some 1.00

00:21:07.940 shit man bullshit artist they're taking the money stealing the oil and and leaving these people in 1.00

00:21:13.480 the stone age there you know they don't have hot water over there bro sometimes you need a dictator 1.00

00:21:18.100 though for certain people i mean not every race right you know the persians did good for a very

00:21:25.760 long time everybody can do freedom is benny the dealer persian 100 he's the most persian 0.85

00:21:31.560 fucking guy ever is he happy about the ayatollahs um uh yeah no he's not an ayatollah fan i mean he's 0.92

00:21:39.940 a persian jew and uh but he kept his uh he kept quiet on it persian jew is like a rare that's 0.99

00:21:46.680 like a holographic pokemon card yeah i mean the persian jews there's a lot of persian jews because

00:21:52.440 the persians the jews were exiled do you think he's secretly i think that his family lied or

00:21:57.540 something he looks a little he doesn't look like a jew to me at all all right man why are you just

00:22:01.280 gonna call me poor like that yeah he doesn't look like a jew at all to me he looks like a muslim boy

00:22:07.340 Oh, man. 0.99

00:22:08.240 Or, you know.

00:22:09.720 The drummer boy.

00:22:11.440 Breaking my heart.

00:22:12.360 Trax doesn't think I'm Jewish.

00:22:14.180 Are you Jewish?

00:22:15.340 No. 1.00

00:22:15.700 No, no, no.

00:22:17.860 I'm just trying to make it, you know.

00:22:19.640 Just trying to make it, yeah.

00:22:21.320 You know?

00:22:22.020 If you dream it, you could achieve it.

00:22:26.440 He had a dream that he would open for Ben Bankas in Long Island.

00:22:30.100 That's a clip right there.

00:22:31.180 That's a clip right there. 0.86

00:22:32.060 Are you Jewish? 0.99

00:22:33.600 No, whatever. 1.00

00:22:37.240 Being Jewish is all the rave right now, bro. 1.00

00:22:40.240 Yeah, they try to talk shit. 1.00

00:22:42.380 You know, the Ayatollah boys, they're stepping out for the Ayatollah. 1.00

00:22:45.680 Man, fuck the Ayatollah, bro. 1.00

00:22:47.620 Get him out of here, bro. 1.00

00:22:48.660 Get him off the stage.

00:22:49.700 Get the IRGC off the stage. 0.99

00:22:51.960 Do you think Mom Donnie is a good mayor?

00:22:54.840 I mean, listen, he's working hard.

00:22:56.720 He's out there.

00:22:57.460 He's moving.

00:22:58.000 But what does he know?

00:22:58.780 What is he going to do?

00:22:59.380 I saw him in front of a couple of new garbage cans yesterday.

00:23:03.260 We're unveiling new garbage cans.

00:23:05.360 You know what I'm saying?

00:23:05.860 I mean, yeah, okay, man, you ain't going to build a civilization with a couple of new garbage cans.

00:23:10.200 That's not how they built the Brooklyn Bridge in the 1800s, bro.

00:23:14.400 Yeah, they did that with a little interesting labor.

00:23:17.260 Yeah, no, they didn't do it with any interesting labor.

00:23:19.540 No, I'm joking.

00:23:20.760 I get it.

00:23:21.260 They did it with ingenuity, engineering, and the smart people got together, 0.99

00:23:26.760 and there wasn't one dumbass in the fucking room going, uh, you know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:23:32.020 Why don't we do this and redistribute that and this and that? 1.00

00:23:35.000 They built it. 0.93

00:23:35.640 they did it and people cross it every fucking day and fly from around the world to see it man 0.73

00:23:40.040 and we don't have that now is it gonna just like is the city gonna get 0.98

00:23:43.820 work like i don't know why do they have like those public bathrooms where you can just have 0.94

00:23:49.780 you seen those like the outdoor toilet is that a good idea i don't know what the fuck that is

00:23:54.260 that let me tell you what's gonna happen in the city the city is what it is the people built it 0.97

00:23:59.380 and we're living in it you know i'm saying if i move into a house and i'm a retard okay

00:24:05.960 You know what I'm saying? 0.95

00:24:06.740 Is the house going to get worse?

00:24:08.080 Yeah, it's going to get dirtier.

00:24:09.660 But the house is built, it's built.

00:24:11.180 You know, this city is going to last.

00:24:12.460 And that's what it is.

00:24:12.960 We're not building a better city is what I'm saying, man.

00:24:15.680 It's going to be four years of whatever free grocery store.

00:24:18.760 You get an Apple, bro.

00:24:20.540 Apple for 20 cents off.

00:24:22.880 Come on, man.

00:24:23.500 I was going to wear my ice hat for this podcast because I got a bunch of hats in Florida.

00:24:27.880 One of them was an ice hat, which we were, you know, I wanted to, but I felt like it was going to scare too many, like, Puerto Rico.

00:24:34.520 Well, I guess they're amazing.

00:24:35.080 Yeah, that's your little political thing, you know what I'm saying?

00:24:37.900 But I saw a lot of communists.

00:24:40.600 I saw a girl wearing a full-on communist star, like, Mao hat, 0.99

00:24:45.400 and I'm like, I should have worn it.

00:24:46.800 Yeah, that's the worst, bro.

00:24:48.280 I should have worn the ice hat.

00:24:49.700 If you can wear that. 1.00

00:24:51.440 Because, you know, I yelled at her.

00:24:54.640 But, like, because they're not afraid that anybody's going to yell at them,

00:24:57.520 but it's like, I'll yell at them.

00:24:58.460 But if I wear an ice hat, everybody's going to be like,

00:25:00.360 ugh, bleh, bleh. 1.00

00:25:02.500 But you can wear a fucking communist hat. 1.00

00:25:04.200 It's like how many more, I don't know, this obsession that we have to become communists 1.00

00:25:09.720 or communists are good, it doesn't make any sense to me.

00:25:12.060 Yeah, I mean, they're broke, bro, and there is no way for them to make money.

00:25:16.080 That's how communists comes about, you know what I'm saying?

00:25:18.300 That's the problem.

00:25:19.680 They are, the people are broke. 1.00

00:25:21.100 Look at that guy that burnt down that fucking toilet paper factory. 1.00

00:25:24.920 He burnt down $100 million or $200 million, $300 million worth of fucking factory and 1.00

00:25:32.100 toilet paper, and they're paying him $18 an hour. 0.99

00:25:35.260 Now, I'm not paying anybody $18 a fucking hour, bro. 0.99

00:25:39.660 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:25:40.380 I'm paying him more than that, bro.

00:25:42.080 You know?

00:25:42.900 I don't pay people some minimum wage.

00:25:44.820 Huh? 0.98

00:25:45.000 Nah, why the fuck would I pay him less? 1.00

00:25:46.780 You can't do shit for $18 an hour, especially in California. 1.00

00:25:51.260 So, you know, if you have a factory and you don't want to pay somebody $25 an hour, bro, 0.99

00:25:56.280 that works in your factory to whatever, and then he burns it down,

00:26:00.660 that's where the communists come in 1.00

00:26:02.380 and they say see see these motherfuckers 1.00

00:26:04.320 won't share they won't share 1.00

00:26:06.380 the money they don't give a fuck 0.99

00:26:08.080 they get some see you know 0.99

00:26:10.100 it's the owners of the company that inherited

00:26:11.920 from their parents toilet paper from 0.99

00:26:14.060 Charmin whatever the fuck Charmin's been 1.00

00:26:16.160 dead for a hundred years his fucking 1.00

00:26:18.020 grandkids own the company they get 1.00

00:26:20.140 some CEO that's like

00:26:22.260 yeah I'll keep the cost down

00:26:23.900 you know to milk his share 0.98

00:26:25.660 and he fucking pushes you know saying you're willing 0.99

00:26:28.060 to work for 1850 you 0.99

00:26:29.880 1845 okay how about you 18 dollars and 30 cents gets that fucking guy and turns out to be a 1.00

00:26:36.220 fucking lunatic burns the whole shit down man it's a problem bro you know i'm saying it's it's 1.00

00:26:40.960 it's a faithless problem man you don't get a faith you're in a society without faith but i 1.00

00:26:45.860 just think people are nobody wants to do what is right if you're taking a job that's that like low

00:26:50.700 wage like don't you think that like you shouldn't be in your 40s like you should be like those

00:26:58.480 people like you should just let them where like if you're 40 and you didn't figure it out figure

00:27:03.700 what out bro like how to pay rent if you don't have talent bro what you're gonna do you're funny

00:27:09.000 i'm jewish what you're gonna do bro everybody has you have something everybody's got that guy

00:27:14.700 burns stuff he could have done a little youtube channel where he burns the toilet paper every 0.98

00:27:18.420 night there you go he did yeah i know but then he fucked up he did it illegally if he'd done it 0.98

00:27:22.620 Legally, really, he just wanted to burn stuff. 0.99

00:27:25.540 Now you sound like a liberal.

00:27:27.040 We're all equal.

00:27:27.960 We all have talent.

00:27:29.100 No, we don't, bro.

00:27:31.680 I'm being sarcastic.

00:27:33.040 We don't all have talent, bro.

00:27:34.120 I'm being sarcastic, but I do think that, you know, any, you know,

00:27:37.900 if you dig deep enough, you can find something.

00:27:40.580 It's remember when we were kids and it was like, 0.99

00:27:42.340 this kid likes to play with the fucking bugs. 0.99

00:27:44.820 So then he becomes a science guy. 1.00

00:27:46.780 And this kid likes to play with water.

00:27:49.400 So he became a water guy.

00:27:51.520 Works at the treatment plant.

00:27:53.420 That works for people who have a talent and have skills that they can.

00:27:59.300 But maybe we should just wall off like the talented.

00:28:03.860 There should be like a talented good people thing.

00:28:06.420 And then everybody else on the outside.

00:28:07.820 That's why they medieval. 1.00

00:28:08.980 It's just like Israel and Palestine. 0.99

00:28:10.640 Yeah. 0.96

00:28:11.640 Medieval wall.

00:28:12.860 Yeah.

00:28:13.360 Like there should be a wall where it's like, yeah, on that side of the wall, 1.00

00:28:15.900 that's the retards. 1.00

00:28:16.680 And on this side, it's the normal people. 1.00

00:28:18.340 Right.

00:28:19.400 Is that illegal?

00:28:20.780 you know that depends that's what we're trying to do in this society man and the 15 minute cities

00:28:27.180 and someone says oh you're this but you're that and you're wrong and here there and it's dangerous

00:28:32.020 bro it's dangerous with with who's making decisions out here man who's making decisions

00:28:39.080 and what they believe and that's it's scary but ultimately if you just take away the fraud from

00:28:44.060 this country and redistribute you know half of that in a to support the system everybody's

00:28:51.620 gonna be fine i don't think you can like give people money and then they just know what to do 0.95

00:28:55.340 like i feel like if you why not we give the fucking government money they don't know what 0.99

00:28:59.060 to do they're in debt yeah do you know i'm saying and they squander that shit it shouldn't really 0.99

00:29:03.140 be like that that's not we get these conceptions that you know it's okay to pay income taxes it's 0.98

00:29:08.480 been happening our whole lives oh it's okay to do this because it's been happening our whole lives

00:29:12.760 but you have to rethink everything

00:29:14.160 and see what works

00:29:15.000 and see what really isn't.

00:29:16.640 And we think that it's okay 0.99

00:29:17.820 to have some behemoth fucking government 0.99

00:29:19.560 where everybody working at McDonald's, 1.00

00:29:22.000 45% of their income goes to some bullshit 0.98

00:29:24.100 and they don't know where it goes, 0.99

00:29:26.080 but they have no idea

00:29:27.040 how much they're losing, man.

00:29:28.360 So what was the solution?

00:29:30.720 The solution is to audit every penny 1.00

00:29:33.060 and to get Jewish business fucking done, right? 0.99

00:29:36.840 I had $75,000 in my carpet. 0.99

00:29:39.180 Remember that, bro. 0.99

00:29:39.940 I had $75,000 in my fucking carpet from dust. 1.00

00:29:44.980 Imagine how much America's got fucking laying around, dude. 1.00

00:29:47.980 You have no fucking idea until you check, until you do the business. 0.99

00:29:54.020 That's what it comes back to. 1.00

00:29:55.100 It comes back to the goyim. 0.99

00:29:56.960 So is that— 0.94

00:29:57.860 It's the goyim, bro.

00:29:59.000 Is Nick Shirley like a carpet burner? 1.00

00:30:02.220 Excuse me. 0.98

00:30:05.020 Do you know what goyim means? 0.99

00:30:07.000 Non-Jew? 0.97

00:30:08.060 Goyim means other nation. 0.58

00:30:11.080 It's kiddish.

00:30:14.160 Goy kiddish means holy nation. 0.65

00:30:17.000 And Goyim means other nation or non-holy, 0.95

00:30:20.920 or, you know, the rest of the nations.

00:30:22.240 The holy nation is the rest of the nations.

00:30:24.520 But, you know, it comes to a point, whatever.

00:30:26.380 Bottom line is, do your own accounting, guys, you know,

00:30:30.540 and then say, but who are you talking about, Meredith?

00:30:33.100 Meredith.

00:30:34.780 Nick Shirley.

00:30:35.700 Nick Shirley, okay.

00:30:36.680 he uh he's like burning carp like that's what he does he burns carpets to see if there's money in

00:30:41.960 it by yelling at Somalians yeah where do you hear that I didn't see that I don't know that you don't

00:30:48.200 know what he does Somalians I know that the the fraud is probably insane out there bro and that

00:30:53.780 and as an immigrant in this country I know the mentality that's the number one people to dupe 0.85

00:30:59.600 in minnesota oh hey chucks yeah oh you dropped a quarter i i i found a i found this handkerchief 0.95

00:31:07.380 i'm gonna find a person who belongs to you know that's how they fucking think when then the 1.00

00:31:13.040 somalis are coming out there and they're fucking thinking you know i'm gonna take this shit for 0.99

00:31:16.740 every everything that i can fraud is how some people think is is the way to get ahead and not 0.99

00:31:23.100 saying that that's what the somalis did or do but you know i remember when i came i'm just

00:31:28.520 tell i'm talking about myself now i came from azerbaijan azerbaijan i came to the united

00:31:34.180 states the soviet union okay that was the soviet union collapsed that's you know that's where i was 0.89

00:31:39.880 at at that time um i came here i went to fucking burger king for the first fucking time right and 0.91

00:31:48.700 at you know on queen's boulevard with with my family with my cousins and lo and behold is a 0.99

00:31:55.320 fucking soda fountain where you could just 1.00

00:31:57.280 refill your own soda. I damn 1.00

00:31:59.520 near took a shower in fucking soda that 1.00

00:32:01.480 day, bro. You know, since in Azerbaijan 1.00

00:32:03.420 you get a jug of Pepsi for Christmas, dude. 0.97

00:32:06.160 If that.

00:32:07.160 People didn't even know what Pepsi tasted like, you know what I'm saying?

00:32:09.480 They have Christmas?

00:32:11.280 They have New Year's.

00:32:14.380 I was like, 1.00

00:32:15.380 you know, Novigors. 1.00

00:32:16.240 Merry Christmas. 1.00

00:32:18.840 Here's your Pepsi. 1.00

00:32:19.580 And then you come here and you're fucking bathing 1.00

00:32:21.760 in fucking Coca-Cola when you see it or you're 1.00

00:32:23.840 mixing the so you know the somalis are probably even more so and they fucking came here and they 1.00

00:32:28.560 frauded the fuck out of that shit and these fucking idiots are like yeah it's okay tim what 1.00

00:32:34.680 is it tim waltz like yeah sure folks but i mean fraud is like you know everybody not everybody 1.00

00:32:45.100 does fraud, but, you know, I don't know.

00:32:48.820 I think that if you, why do Somalian people want to leave Somalia? 1.00

00:33:03.640 Because it's a shithole, bro, and they can't get their shit together 1.00

00:33:07.180 out there for sure. 1.00

00:33:09.060 Right. 1.00

00:33:10.300 Fuck. 1.00

00:33:11.880 We need to just recolonize Africa. 1.00

00:33:13.600 be like hey instead of you coming here how about we fix it over there and then you can stay 0.97

00:33:17.380 yeah i mean with the robots it's quite possibly could be done you know and i'm sure it could be

00:33:22.620 done it could be a cultural it could be this and a lot of people have a lot of excuses

00:33:26.500 and i'm not here to point my finger at the somalis or whatever but but let's like somalis yeah

00:33:32.960 once when i was in toronto outside an open mic a somali came up and fake stabbed me 0.69

00:33:41.440 Oh, yeah? 0.97

00:33:42.520 He just, like, came up to me and was like,

00:33:44.020 Oh, I got you, bro.

00:33:45.900 Yeah. 0.96

00:33:46.400 And I was like, that just shaped how I see your entire race 0.53

00:33:50.320 for the rest of my life.

00:33:51.500 The fraud is no good, bro.

00:33:53.020 You know what I'm saying?

00:33:53.560 Coming over here and defrauding it. 0.91

00:33:55.060 But then on the other hand, man, Minnesotans, I guess, 1.00

00:33:57.560 they deserve that shit. 1.00

00:33:58.680 Go do your accounting. 1.00

00:33:59.580 Go do that shit, that daycare shit. 1.00

00:34:01.260 I don't think that's... 1.00

00:34:02.260 They ran off.

00:34:03.060 They blew trial, bro.

00:34:04.880 The fraud is what's taking down this country, dude.

00:34:07.260 Simple and plain, man.

00:34:08.300 You think that really is...

00:34:09.340 That's what's taking down this country, bro. 0.99

00:34:10.920 that's where all the stress is coming from people are running on a fucking treadmill they're 0.98

00:34:14.940 printing money like crazy dude the inflation is coming in like crazy man with no idea where all 0.97

00:34:19.760 that money's going there's just a lot of people coming from countries like azerbaijan is actually

00:34:25.320 kind of a nice country even though it's like no i mean back then it was the soviet union it's all

00:34:29.340 right but the places where people are coming now where it's like they grew up in a you know it's

00:34:34.180 just like dirt it's like a dirt road it's dirt we can cut this part but i'm gonna say it anyway

00:34:43.360 they they're bringing the mentality of that like they're not coming and then being like well i want

00:34:50.440 to help make america they're like you said take everything they can they're not trying to

00:34:55.200 contribute and that's why i think like because my dad's an immigrant and when he came he 0.98

00:35:01.060 fucking did stuff. 0.98

00:35:02.940 You gotta put people 0.99

00:35:04.100 on your team

00:35:05.020 that could contribute

00:35:06.120 something.

00:35:07.060 And there's a lot of ways

00:35:08.180 to go about that.

00:35:09.100 But if you really want to,

00:35:10.860 you get the top

00:35:11.720 intelligent people,

00:35:13.800 scientists,

00:35:15.360 whether it's Asia,

00:35:17.220 whether it's Europe,

00:35:18.560 whether it's this,

00:35:19.440 whether it's that,

00:35:19.980 whether it's India

00:35:20.640 or Nepal. 1.00

00:35:21.080 Anything but Africa. 1.00

00:35:22.240 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:35:24.560 Antarctica.

00:35:25.520 You bring in the top people

00:35:27.220 and you contribute. 1.00

00:35:28.520 And you build a fucking society 1.00

00:35:30.340 with that, man. 1.00

00:35:31.060 Australia, Europe.

00:35:34.240 If you want to build a baseball team, bro, 1.00

00:35:36.340 you want to fucking get some people from Dominican, 0.99

00:35:39.940 Puerto Rico, and whatever. 0.99

00:35:42.640 You want to build a soccer team.

00:35:44.040 You do something else.

00:35:44.660 You want to do construction.

00:35:45.580 You also do Puerto Rico. 1.00

00:35:46.300 You want to get as many Mexicans. 1.00

00:35:47.880 If you want to have a good country, you don't have soccer. 1.00

00:35:50.600 Construction is a major business, bro. 1.00

00:35:52.160 These fucking people are slamming shit down and doing it 1.00

00:35:55.300 and doing incredible fucking work. 1.00

00:35:56.680 Basically, everybody who's good at soccer is destroying this country. 0.99

00:36:00.060 I don't think so, man.

00:36:01.460 Baseball.

00:36:02.260 No, you can make it work with everybody.

00:36:04.620 I got everybody working in my company. 1.00

00:36:06.920 I have one Jewish kid working in my fucking company. 0.99

00:36:09.920 Everyone else is South America, Asia, Europe, Africa, and America. 1.00

00:36:18.140 I have one Jewish guy. 0.99

00:36:19.640 Finally, I fucking hired a Jewish person over there, bro. 1.00

00:36:22.240 So you're actually anti-Semitic. 0.99

00:36:23.520 But they have to have talent.

00:36:24.620 Yeah, it looks like it.

00:36:26.060 I am.

00:36:26.600 You know what I'm saying?

00:36:27.200 It looks like it.

00:36:27.900 It's kind of hard not to be sometimes.

00:36:29.360 Some days, right?

00:36:30.780 Some days.

00:36:31.680 Where you're working.

00:36:33.020 It's embarrassing. 1.00

00:36:33.760 You probably say some crazy shit off the record. 0.99

00:36:37.160 Me? 1.00

00:36:37.700 Yeah. 1.00

00:36:38.180 Yeah, I say wild shit all the time. 1.00

00:36:40.300 As wild as I could say it, I'll say it. 0.99

00:36:42.300 But in my heart, you know, I'm just trying to do the right thing.

00:36:46.720 I'm not a hateful person.

00:36:47.660 I actually do. 1.00

00:36:49.340 And I would love to have a discussion with, you know, Somalian fraudster. 1.00

00:36:56.840 Right. 1.00

00:36:57.900 Or not an actual fraudster. 1.00

00:36:58.940 But like any Somalian, like the guy who found the Drake thing. 0.99

00:37:02.140 I think he was Somalian, right? 1.00

00:37:03.760 We could probably find one selling fake purses at Times Square. 0.98

00:37:07.180 Do you have any Somalian friends? 1.00

00:37:08.620 No, not Somalian.

00:37:12.900 No, no.

00:37:13.780 But you're playing a very important part in society right now

00:37:18.180 because you're pushing back on it.

00:37:19.880 We're all the same.

00:37:20.920 We're all good.

00:37:21.700 We're all this.

00:37:22.280 We're all that.

00:37:22.800 And it's not so simple as that.

00:37:24.880 And you're pushing on the reality.

00:37:26.460 You and a couple other people.

00:37:27.560 and you're doing it in a funny way and that's I think what you know saying the truth in a funny

00:37:32.820 way that nobody else wants to hear I think that's a vital role that's what I realized you know like

00:37:38.320 how societies work you know I'm saying like Lenny Bruce was in you know when he was in New York and

00:37:44.800 he was saying a lot of things that people you know if there was social media then he would

00:37:48.260 have been canceled left right and center but right now he wouldn't have I mean that all depends on

00:37:52.320 how you say it because chappelle you know i'm saying chappelle destroyed that whole you know 0.63

00:38:00.020 trans superiority where everything has to be trans down your you know i'm saying down your throat 0.53

00:38:04.400 dare i say um uh and he was able to fight fight against that and you know make fun of it in such 0.99

00:38:11.960 a crazy way that it kind of stopped that shit right then in its tracks so i'm solely responsible 0.95

00:38:19.980 for ending Somali immigration. 1.00

00:38:22.400 He's solely responsible for, you know what I'm saying, 1.00

00:38:26.160 ending the we're all fucking good 0.99

00:38:27.800 and everything is going to be great if you fucking. 0.99

00:38:31.460 You can't, yeah. 0.99

00:38:32.180 I mean, people just think if you close your,

00:38:33.820 it's like the ostrich mentality where, yeah.

00:38:36.800 We're not posting this.

00:38:38.640 Yeah, every podcast by the end, we're like,

00:38:41.000 we can't post that.

00:38:42.360 It's crazy.

00:38:43.240 It is.

00:38:43.880 Well, so the idea of podcasts in general are insane

00:38:46.580 because it became like a thing where every comedian

00:38:49.300 needs to have a podcast as well and it's like so you have to be funny on stage and then you'll do

00:38:54.920 a pod and you'll like i'll post it and like my fans are like this this is this is terrible like

00:38:59.420 why isn't it just comedy and it's like well because it's doing it's a podcast but you if

00:39:03.760 you don't have a podcast then the people are like i want you to have a podcast so

00:39:06.900 you you can never really please everybody but you do need to do as many things as you can

00:39:12.640 with whatever business you're into because it's like you you know like you have you do podcast

00:39:18.200 you do long form videos, you do short form videos, you do, you know, really every, you know,

00:39:23.700 you go out in the street, you go do it in the shop. You have to do as many things as you can.

00:39:30.460 I think, do you think that? Yeah, I think so, bro. You got to come up with your own plan

00:39:37.360 and get to an honest dollar, bro. I mean, me personally, you're at the core of your shit 1.00

00:39:45.560 is my respect for you comes from the funny ass clips i see first and foremost your show is 0.99

00:39:53.180 fucking amazing and in memory what sticks is you got this bit uh you know where we finally leave 0.98

00:40:00.720 this planet or the whites or whoever and they go to mars and then they get up there and then 0.99

00:40:05.540 they realize they want to do uber eats so they bring so they bring in some some more people or 0.98

00:40:12.980 some shit like that more or less and i thought that shit was hilarious how it's the pattern 0.96

00:40:17.420 begins again you know i'm saying um uh and you know some of that comedic genius is where i gain 0.99

00:40:26.380 my respect and then everything builds on top of that okay so i want to see more podcasts i want 0.58

00:40:31.620 to see more clips i want to see more funny shit you know like i'm just like everybody else i'm 0.56

00:40:36.020 going to be scrolling and i'm going to run across you if you're going to be saying something really 0.84

00:40:40.000 interesting i'm gonna stick around if not i'm gonna scroll away i don't yeah and i think that

00:40:45.800 a lot of people mistake some of what i say is like negative and it's yeah i'm pretty positive

00:40:50.820 actually i think that society's like good even with the negatives and like to make fun of them

00:40:55.960 and point them out and talk about them but i think that's what makes our society amazing is that we

00:40:59.460 can point them out right we're allowed we're allowed technically kind of allowed to say what 0.97

00:41:05.280 we want as long as you know might cancel the show but uh you know the canceling the show is fucked 0.73

00:41:12.040 up you know the fact that that people come for your pockets and try to cancel your show which 0.98

00:41:16.860 is what makes you a hero makes you brave because what you're trying to do is balance shit out 0.95

00:41:21.420 you can't have a society where somalis are doing mad fraud okay or some people in their community 0.97

00:41:29.340 are doing tons of fucking fraud defrauding for millions and millions and millions of dollars 0.97

00:41:33.760 and nobody could say anything because we if someone says hey you're doing fraud over here 0.99

00:41:38.140 you're like how dare you they're this they're that they're protected they're here they're that

00:41:43.160 you know how dare you say that you know you can't have a society like that and some people can't

00:41:48.340 say it because they can't take the hit of a closed show and you did and you do and that helps out man

00:41:55.860 and um that changes the game bro that changes the game it really does yeah there's i mean you must

00:42:03.500 have some people who just hate you forever and it's like that's their their job or like hobby is 0.99

00:42:09.420 they don't hate you forever because there's nothing to hate you know they talk shit they 1.00

00:42:12.900 like you it's actually don't really give up that guy with the hat that was talking shit 0.99

00:42:16.600 he's like oh you don't lie but you know he's he's not comfortable with the fact that you're 0.98

00:42:22.000 ripping apart his beliefs and his beliefs are crumbling so he's irritated at you but you could

00:42:29.120 hear it in their voice. Even the guys

00:42:31.320 when I do the Ayatollah shit and 1.00

00:42:33.200 they're calling me a Jew and you're a Jew 1.00

00:42:35.140 they're still like me. They still think

00:42:37.120 they're like oh I'm unfollowing. I'm

00:42:39.200 unfollowing. Because I'm shattering

00:42:41.020 their beliefs that the Jews are shit 1.00

00:42:42.880 and the Ayatollah's a fucking leader 1.00

00:42:45.140 and he's fighting you know Benjamin 1.00

00:42:47.160 Yahoo and all this other shit. 0.99

00:42:53.020 The podcast that ruined all our lives 1.00

00:42:55.420 in one night 0.82

00:42:57.100 tracks IRGC.

00:42:59.120 checks IRGC coming soon no it's it's good it's healthy and a lot of people aren't built to have

00:43:09.200 criticism of whatever their dream is and they that's what and if you're if it's your real dream

00:43:14.900 you will be you'll be okay with criticism and you'll bounce back from criticism and you'll

00:43:20.480 learn from criticism I mean certain criticism but if you have haters that's just part of being good

00:43:26.080 at something sure like you're you're a hockey player on the rangers you got hate you know

00:43:30.580 people are tweeting that you want to vanquish the haters you don't have to have haters bro

00:43:34.160 you vanquish them you vanquish them you don't think leave them there to like keep being upset

00:43:38.580 i got a hater like a farm i made a piece of jewelry and someone said oh i i used to get that

00:43:44.380 you know like that jewelry from a gumball machine that was like the gumball machine jewelry you 0.99

00:43:49.640 remember that shit all right so what am i doing i took a picture of this guy i'm fucking turning 0.97

00:43:55.280 it into a 3d model and i'm putting him in the gumball and say who's gumball jewelry now 0.99

00:44:00.700 i'm gonna put him in the gumball machine jewelry i'm turning him into jewelry wow and putting him 0.98

00:44:07.320 in the so i'm gonna fuck with him i'm gonna fight him and i'm gonna be clever you know i'm saying 0.99

00:44:10.660 you don't have to have haters you could be loved you know what about mike tyson you know i'm saying 0.99

00:44:17.980 you see mike tyson this is a great example a ruthless you know warrior whatever but at this

00:44:24.260 age at this time he's a legend period doesn't have haters you're not going to see mike tyson 0.99

00:44:30.180 even though he might say and do crazy shit or he might even stutter or he might look ridiculous or 0.98

00:44:35.260 some shit in some case or he might not be whatever jake paul no one's saying mike tyson you bum 0.99

00:44:40.480 mike tyson do this now mayweather has haters yeah but he that's because he lost all his money 0.99

00:44:46.080 yeah he lost all his money because he didn't do his accounting man you got to remember i had

00:44:50.260 $75,000 in my carpet.

00:44:53.100 You know what I'm saying?

00:44:53.860 And he, you know, money gets lost is what I'm saying.

00:44:56.600 And he got, he's in another 1.00

00:44:58.480 goyim situation. That's going to go 1.00

00:45:00.340 in your accounting books, the carpet?

00:45:03.600 That's going to be...

00:45:04.460 It's a bar.

00:45:08.340 This guy didn't do his accounting. I just burnt it

00:45:10.440 and it was there.

00:45:12.040 There's no slot. There's no slot on

00:45:14.180 QuickBooks for that.

00:45:15.720 That's like finding change in the couch. Exactly.

00:45:20.260 There you go.

00:45:21.540 Yeah, Mayweather lost all his money,

00:45:23.180 but Mayweather was always rubbing money in your face,

00:45:25.360 saying, I got this, I got that, I got this, I got that.

00:45:28.500 Tyson was always, you know, speaking from the heart 0.99

00:45:32.820 and doing wild shit. 0.99

00:45:35.380 And you don't always have to have haters. 0.99

00:45:37.340 That's what I'm trying to explain to you.

00:45:38.260 Just your accountant being like, $75,000?

00:45:40.440 What was this for?

00:45:41.080 How long did it take you to, like, learn that,

00:45:43.000 to, like, block out all of that noise?

00:45:46.040 No, you know, I always used it, and I played it.

00:45:48.820 And I always said, is there, is he right?

00:45:51.260 Is the hater right?

00:45:53.240 You know, I got haters and I, and it's, and I always like, I have a sense of the hate and I play with it very easy.

00:45:58.740 I got haters when I revealed, you know, where's, where's my, uh, what do you call, uh, where's my money pre, uh, pre-packs?

00:46:06.640 They hate it.

00:46:07.540 The hate came out.

00:46:08.580 Oh, this guy's selling out.

00:46:10.540 When you're trying to do something new or cooler or different.

00:46:13.220 Trying to make money off of, off of Bud.

00:46:15.540 This guy's selling out. 0.99

00:46:16.400 I was like, that's garbage. 1.00

00:46:17.420 That's shit. 1.00

00:46:18.240 That's this. 1.00

00:46:18.760 The haters came out, you know, and the hatred came out because, you know, now I'm getting an extra dollar or whatever. 0.99

00:46:26.980 So, you know, the haters came out for some reason and I never bothered to fuck with them on that end. 0.95

00:46:34.840 But I just saw I felt because it's like a side project. 0.97

00:46:38.000 It's like a side that always happens, man. 0.97

00:46:39.840 I find that people come out when you're doing something good, when it's actually a good idea, people shit on it. 0.88

00:46:44.820 so sometimes that's what I meant by like 0.87

00:46:47.020 you kind of like to have them because

00:46:48.920 it is feedback but

00:46:50.800 whatever they're saying

00:46:52.900 it's really the opposite

00:46:54.600 before we get out of here

00:46:57.140 do you have, did you write

00:46:59.140 a few questions that you want to still ask?

00:47:01.080 Will you ask them? Will you ask them all? Oh I stole those

00:47:03.060 questions, okay. You stole my questions but I did

00:47:05.000 can I have a chain?

00:47:09.380 This guy's a big fan of you

00:47:11.020 dude. Is he really?

00:47:13.300 I get you a track, Shane.

00:47:14.920 You stop by the shop.

00:47:16.100 You know what I'm saying?

00:47:16.760 He actually, I think he introduced me to you,

00:47:19.300 and then I was like, oh, that's cool.

00:47:20.840 And then I just went to your store.

00:47:21.980 I was like, where the hell's track?

00:47:22.880 How last time were we introduced?

00:47:23.800 We got introduced?

00:47:25.040 No, he started sending me your stuff for months,

00:47:28.580 and then when I was in NYC, I was like, yo, and then I.

00:47:32.240 How come you never stopped by the shop and said hello?

00:47:34.360 I'm always in town when I'm opening for back.

00:47:35.860 I never, I didn't take them before.

00:47:38.320 I cycle through them, these human beings.

00:47:41.280 They're my friends.

00:47:42.400 That I

00:47:43.900 You found me

00:47:46.800 You had to burn down a rug to find me

00:47:48.300 No but 0.99

00:47:50.460 Armin's been fucking looking forward to this 0.94

00:47:52.900 I mean I want to go to the show 0.92

00:47:53.980 Maybe we'll come tomorrow if you're there

00:47:55.400 But just to hang out

00:47:56.780 Yeah I got friends flying in from all over 0.99

00:47:59.200 I got crazy amounts of shit going on 0.98

00:48:00.980 Okay we won't go 0.99

00:48:02.600 No I mean I'm just saying

00:48:04.500 I got to a point in life when things are going

00:48:06.520 Beautifully well

00:48:08.420 Lots of fun and interesting things

00:48:10.700 and um uh you know all by the grace of god you know that's really all we got i like what trump

00:48:16.320 says where he goes like he's not he doesn't like he never stops to be depressed like he keeps

00:48:23.080 himself so busy that there's never time to be depressed like by the time he's in bed you're

00:48:26.640 so tired you just fall asleep i used to have that mentality or was told that mentality when i did

00:48:31.340 commercial real estate like my boss would be like at the end of the day if you're not going home and

00:48:35.340 you're exhausted and go to sleep right away like you didn't work hard enough really so i think

00:48:39.480 there's yeah i mean that's how you're wired that's some people are wired listen trump

00:48:43.740 is a different type of animal he doesn't drink he doesn't smoke which is good because you don't 0.99

00:48:49.160 pull yourself down and then you're you're you're waiting for some shit you know what i'm saying 0.98

00:48:54.100 and he's been through so many crazy life experiences maybe he relaxes playing golf or 0.99

00:48:59.260 he you know enjoys melania or whatever a little island he likes to go to i think that

00:49:05.000 I don't think he went

00:49:08.100 He never went

00:49:08.820 I know the files

00:49:12.500 Have you ever been to Thailand?

00:49:14.920 No

00:49:15.160 I was just asking

00:49:17.520 He wants to go 1.00

00:49:19.920 He's into Thai girls 1.00

00:49:22.840 He's into like 1.00

00:49:25.200 Robin Tugs and shit 0.99

00:49:26.240 What can you do man? 1.00

00:49:31.880 He wants to go to a country

00:49:33.160 Look man

00:49:34.680 Life goes on.

00:49:35.260 Yeah, yeah.

00:49:35.560 Rub and tug the country. 0.76

00:49:37.140 Yeah, yeah.

00:49:38.720 There's nothing wrong with that, I suppose.

00:49:41.180 Are you going to come to the show maybe Friday or Saturday?

00:49:43.120 I would love to.

00:49:43.780 Yeah, I'm with it.

00:49:44.660 Yeah?

00:49:44.920 You're inviting me?

00:49:46.060 What am I going to tell you? 1.00

00:49:46.820 Go fuck yourself? 1.00

00:49:50.100 Live on air. 1.00

00:49:50.840 You got new material over the last time?

00:49:53.760 I mean, last show was, I was impressed, bro.

00:49:58.520 I didn't even know it was going to be that good.

00:50:00.940 Some of it I post.

00:50:01.860 I mean, I'm not going to do the Mars joke.

00:50:04.300 because I posted it.

00:50:05.320 I would listen to that a second time.

00:50:07.100 I listened to it even, whatever.

00:50:08.220 I really enjoyed that one.

00:50:09.320 I think that was great.

00:50:10.200 I'll do a whole new set for your show.

00:50:12.560 You do whatever you want, and I'm there, man.

00:50:15.780 I'm there.

00:50:16.540 I want to do a Trax joke.

00:50:18.200 I had a Trax joke.

00:50:19.320 Nah, you don't got to do it.

00:50:20.240 That was because when the Minnesota thing happened

00:50:23.960 and I was like, you know, calling them out, 0.99

00:50:27.920 and then I was like, where's my money shit? 0.98

00:50:30.540 Yeah, my team was like, don't. 0.99

00:50:32.140 Just let it, you know, they're like, it can get turbulent 1.00

00:50:38.120 when you start being like, fuck this venue, fuck you. 1.00

00:50:42.800 Or like, or if I was just even bring it up and be like, 1.00

00:50:45.820 yeah, the show is canceled, these people are, or whatever.

00:50:49.120 It feels like the right thing to do, but for some reason

00:50:52.820 in our business, it's like, you can, I don't know, 0.99

00:50:55.580 it's fucked up. 0.98

00:50:56.400 So basically you just go, yeah, I don't even know. 0.99

00:50:58.820 Oh, it was canceled?

00:50:59.840 I didn't remember.

00:51:01.540 Next.

00:51:02.140 next show because you have to keep going to different places which is a huge like

00:51:06.580 how many shows they cancel for you man in general yeah all in all like all shows all

00:51:13.320 yeah how many times did they did what you say get you canceled and get your shows canceled

00:51:18.660 hey i don't want to answer yeah they're gonna keep coming for you i mean listen man that's a 0.69

00:51:24.520 shame but it's a fantastic show for anybody listening i fucking guarantee you guys are 0.97

00:51:30.100 i have a good time i had a fantastic fucking time i went i was so fucking surprised hilarious shit 0.96

00:51:35.200 and the atmosphere is fantastic thank you thank you and when i went to your store um i felt the 0.96

00:51:42.740 same thing no but honestly every time i've gone to your store you're very just like kind and like

00:51:49.040 you have this really cool like office and like everybody's just really interested in what they're

00:51:53.380 doing and working together and like this cohesive and it is a super inspiring thing to see and just

00:51:59.820 the way you kind of run things and how busy you are

00:52:02.380 and, you know, how many people you get to meet.

00:52:04.280 It's, you know, it's cool to be around.

00:52:06.360 I think it's important to be around energy,

00:52:08.740 like ascending energy and stuff.

00:52:12.000 And you put that energy out there for a lot of people,

00:52:16.280 like millions of people are just, you know,

00:52:18.620 you energize them, bro.

00:52:19.780 I hope so, bro.

00:52:20.780 I appreciate you coming on the podcast.

00:52:22.900 And, yeah, we'll see you tomorrow.

00:52:26.180 Inshallah.

00:52:26.740 We'll see you right now.

00:52:27.940 Peace out.

Bankas Podcast - June 12, 2026

TraxNYC ｜ Bankas Podcast #115

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