Bankas Podcast - June 12, 2026


TraxNYC ｜ Bankas Podcast #115


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52 minutes

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10,012

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467

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300

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On this episode of the podcast, the brother and sister duo of the sit down with their good friends and business partners to talk about how they got their start in the jewelry business. They talk about their early days as jewelers and how they made it to where they are now.

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00:00:00.000 So what are we up to today?
00:00:03.100 Were you at the shop?
00:00:05.040 Yeah, I was at the shop.
00:00:06.180 I handled some business, man.
00:00:08.760 Met up with my guy, Bradford Cohen.
00:00:13.220 He's a fantastic lawyer.
00:00:14.880 He's working on the case for...
00:00:16.940 You have one hair right in the middle of your forehead. 1.00
00:00:19.820 He's working on the case for the Where's My Money shit. 0.99
00:00:24.400 You know what I'm saying? 0.99
00:00:25.640 And that's like okay?
00:00:28.280 Like is it ongoing?
00:00:28.980 Yeah, listen, he's handling it.
00:00:30.660 He's an amazing guy, man.
00:00:31.960 He's doing it for free.
00:00:32.920 He's handling it.
00:00:34.100 And you have a weed brand now, which is...
00:00:36.460 I don't even...
00:00:36.940 I did that for my boy J. Cures.
00:00:38.720 So it's not real. 0.99
00:00:40.200 It's K2 Spice.
00:00:42.760 Got an original brand. 0.87
00:00:44.160 Listen, dude, he's got a crazy operation,
00:00:46.360 but he wanted to make that, you know, a couple extra bucks.
00:00:50.140 I have him.
00:00:51.000 I'm making friends, and I'm collaborating with him.
00:00:53.740 You know, I'm working with you.
00:00:54.780 I'm working with him.
00:00:55.660 I'm working with a bunch of other people.
00:00:56.440 Were they Matt?
00:00:57.000 where the guys that like um punched you or whatever do they have you should send them some
00:01:04.880 of those listen they want me out of their life i want them out of my life man you know i'm saying 0.98
00:01:09.160 i'm just i could make money being a businessman i'm not some fucking body clawing somebody for 0.99
00:01:13.800 money you know or or trying to sue or trying to get this shit i could give a fuck less about 0.98
00:01:19.120 that shit i got a blessed life i could build a business but bradford cohen that's who i had a 0.99
00:01:24.440 meeting with, is a 1.00
00:01:26.300 serious... Jew. 0.99
00:01:28.840 Yeah, serious attorney. 1.00
00:01:30.580 High-level Jew. He's a real fucking Cohen. 1.00
00:01:33.280 You know, and... 1.00
00:01:34.460 He's a real Cohen.
00:01:36.140 A real Cohen. A Cohen is an ancient
00:01:38.460 last name going back to biblical times,
00:01:40.560 my friend. Do we know what it means? Can you look it up?
00:01:42.660 Yeah, I got this. We got this guy now.
00:01:44.520 So he is handling
00:01:46.360 it, and he's doing what it is, but
00:01:48.440 you know, like me personally, I don't even want 1.00
00:01:50.420 that shit. You took me to, like, the 0.99
00:01:52.680 complete
00:01:53.580 I don't even know what it is
00:01:55.400 where they melt gold
00:01:56.800 which is like the inner workings
00:01:59.800 of the diamond district
00:02:00.520 I just melted my carpet from my setter's office
00:02:03.660 I got, how much money in gold
00:02:05.980 do you think I got out of it?
00:02:08.220 A carpet on the floor
00:02:09.660 $50,000?
00:02:10.940 $50,000? $40,000?
00:02:12.380 $75,000 worth of gold bro
00:02:14.540 half a kilo worth of gold
00:02:16.480 he guessed pretty close, does he get a gold bar?
00:02:18.760 can I get a chain?
00:02:20.380 of dust, yeah
00:02:21.440 you get a silver chain
00:02:22.600 That's the worst of this dust.
00:02:25.200 So you just melt the entire carpet and the only thing that's left is gold?
00:02:31.000 The way it works is you burn the carpet or you get ashes, okay?
00:02:36.020 You burn anything, you get ashes.
00:02:37.700 Let's say your filter and your AC or something in here had gold contact.
00:02:42.080 Human being.
00:02:42.760 You want to get the gold out.
00:02:45.120 You burn it, you get ashes.
00:02:47.140 You put the ashes in the acid.
00:02:48.720 The acid binds to the gold particles that are in there.
00:02:52.600 and then you strain out the liquid
00:02:56.300 because the liquid now becomes like a golden solution,
00:02:59.380 and then you put another chemical,
00:03:01.140 and then the gold compounds again.
00:03:03.580 So you take ashes, you soak it in liquid that binds to the gold,
00:03:08.680 then you take that liquid, you strain it,
00:03:12.340 and you combine it with another chemical
00:03:14.080 that makes the gold lock in again.
00:03:16.040 So you kind of wash out the gold.
00:03:17.960 You understand what I'm saying?
00:03:19.320 Was there a period where you didn't burn carpets?
00:03:22.080 Yeah, I must have lost, you know, $200,000, $300,000 worth of gold.
00:03:28.060 Wow.
00:03:28.740 Over or more, you know.
00:03:30.980 I sold $400 million worth of jewelry.
00:03:33.260 I should have made out of that $120 million gross.
00:03:38.220 And I should have had $50 million in my pocket right now.
00:03:42.500 What happened?
00:03:43.320 $60 million in my pocket.
00:03:44.860 I had to learn the jewelry business.
00:03:46.720 I had to learn the theft. 1.00
00:03:47.800 I had to learn all the bullshit. 1.00
00:03:49.380 I had to learn the lies. 1.00
00:03:50.540 I had to learn how the dust works
00:03:52.240 I had to learn how the filings work
00:03:54.140 How the clippings work
00:03:55.300 How to collect all this and all that
00:03:57.440 And I got
00:03:58.340 And I lost 40 million dollars
00:04:00.920 But I gained 10
00:04:04.600 Because I was doing it fast bro
00:04:06.180 This jewelry business
00:04:07.500 If you're gonna try to figure all that out
00:04:09.120 And do all that
00:04:09.680 These businesses take generations
00:04:11.360 I did it
00:04:12.700 I ran through the minefield bro
00:04:14.600 I stepped on a couple of mines man
00:04:16.120 But I got to the other side
00:04:17.360 But you're
00:04:17.940 You're kind of one of the first
00:04:19.860 um jewelers to like use social media i saw the only other so in toronto there's a guy named
00:04:28.180 oliver the jeweler and he had like an ad on tv and he he would he would do i am the cash man
00:04:35.640 yeah but like that's the only thing but like you are a brand that you know when i think about
00:04:42.820 anytime i think about buying anything i'm like well i want to you know i don't buy it i just
00:04:48.140 i don't want i would rather buy it from you you know what i mean that's amazing you're a friend
00:04:52.520 of mine you know what i'm saying but i think a lot of people without even having met you or know
00:04:56.900 you that because of the brand or like they'll walk around they're like well like just do people hate
00:05:01.860 you because of that no everybody appreciates me because i put them onto a lot of knowledge you
00:05:06.160 know the good news is is that there's a new generation of kids coming up learning they're 0.92
00:05:10.140 watching me they're watching the other jewish boys moses and these guys and they're no longer 0.99
00:05:16.700 gonna be getting ripped off like fools like the goyim you know as we like to say you know i'm 1.00
00:05:24.860 saying the goyim that don't know shit and they're out there oh i got this it said the sticker said 1.00
00:05:31.100 this you know what i'm saying and i'm uh you know and losing their money or how the bigger picture 0.99
00:05:38.540 how this country gets defrauded for millions and billions and trillions really it's in the 0.97
00:05:43.060 trillions, or like Gavin Newsom out there in California, they're finding fucking billions 0.74
00:05:49.200 of dollars of fraud, or they're spending $185,000 per homeless person, the homeless people still 0.99
00:05:54.700 in the fucking, in a refrigerator box. So these young kids are learning from us. 0.99
00:05:59.560 How come there's no Somalian jewelers?
00:06:04.420 That's a great question.
00:06:05.500 what was your first like really big win and you know in the jewelry business and like did you
00:06:17.380 celebrate like do some is there something like do you celebrate now like how did you celebrate then
00:06:22.640 yeah versus how would you celebrate now you know i'm saying i had a storied struggle of a career
00:06:28.600 um uh you know i built this business out and i got to a prominent level something that takes
00:06:35.760 generations i've celebrated you know 10 years prematurely on different things but
00:06:42.700 you know i go to dinner i'd live my try to live my life i take a vacation taking this but i always 0.98
00:06:48.240 had a stone in my heart because there's always some fucking pain you know lurking somewhere 0.98
00:06:55.860 something wrong 0.99
00:06:58.300 you know what I'm saying
00:06:59.620 when people are you know trying to steal
00:07:02.260 or something is missing or this or that
00:07:04.660 so there's always that stone
00:07:06.560 in your heart that
00:07:07.480 that I carried for 20 years
00:07:09.840 so there's never really like a celebration 1.00
00:07:11.480 that I lose a lot of shit 0.98
00:07:13.800 yo dude I started a business I was 18 years old 1.00
00:07:16.060 all I thought was
00:07:18.620 you know let me photograph this jewelry
00:07:20.020 from this jewelry store put it up on eBay
00:07:21.780 I don't even know if it's going to sell
00:07:23.080 it sold I shipped it
00:07:25.280 I didn't consider the fees, so then I lost the money.
00:07:29.580 My margins were too low because my self-esteem was low. 0.96
00:07:32.540 I'm like, how am I going to fucking sell jewelry and charge? 0.94
00:07:35.760 Right now, you see me as a jeweler. 0.96
00:07:37.180 Back then, I was just a kid with a CD player in his pocket, you know what I'm saying,
00:07:42.640 with headphones on his ears, listening to a Nas album, you know, from Azerbaijan.
00:07:48.500 And you sold it on eBay, like your own, like you made it?
00:07:51.460 I photographed it.
00:07:52.400 I didn't even know what making jewelry was, man.
00:07:54.160 I didn't know what gold was.
00:07:55.660 I didn't know what diamonds were.
00:07:56.740 You were scamming people.
00:08:00.680 Here's a picture of a bracelet.
00:08:02.160 Yeah, I was photographing jewelry from a jewelry store,
00:08:04.780 putting it up there, and hoping people would buy it.
00:08:07.700 Oh, that's like another avenue to...
00:08:09.640 Yeah, I found the jewelry store.
00:08:11.180 I clicked the pictures.
00:08:12.240 I put it up there.
00:08:12.980 Somebody bought it.
00:08:13.620 I went back to the jewelry store,
00:08:14.900 and I bought the jewelry with their own money,
00:08:16.880 and I tried to keep the difference.
00:08:17.940 There wasn't much of a difference.
00:08:19.340 Didn't know what carrots were.
00:08:20.760 Didn't know what gold was.
00:08:22.440 Didn't know what any business was. 1.00
00:08:23.820 didn't know how to write a check, didn't know shit. 0.99
00:08:26.560 And learning, didn't know how to hire people, 0.99
00:08:28.820 didn't know how to, nothing.
00:08:31.240 You know what I'm saying?
00:08:32.080 What work was, what employees were, whatever, you know?
00:08:35.060 But I learned, print my first shipping label, man,
00:08:38.780 how to go to USPS and what FedEx,
00:08:42.760 open up a FedEx account, how to make a piece of jewelry
00:08:45.500 and all these other things that I'm still learning.
00:08:48.080 You know, I just burnt down a carpet
00:08:49.420 and got $75,000 worth of gold out of it for the first time.
00:08:52.700 Did you burn this carpet?
00:08:53.800 There's probably nothing in this. 1.00
00:08:55.620 Not even a penny in this shit. 0.99
00:08:57.840 But, you know, I was in here and, I mean, like a carpet like this, 1.00
00:09:03.480 obviously a little different, 20 years of fucking producing jewelry. 1.00
00:09:08.400 So it was just a journey, man. 0.99
00:09:09.640 That's crazy.
00:09:10.040 Just a journey, bro. 1.00
00:09:10.900 And I had to learn, and I want to teach the goyim so they could learn,
00:09:14.800 so this country could finally be free. 0.99
00:09:16.580 I feel like I kind of did that, too, with comedy.
00:09:18.840 I mean, I'm not as many years in as you into comedy as you are into what you do.
00:09:27.340 But similar stuff, you got to call the venues.
00:09:32.000 You got to put on your own shows.
00:09:34.440 You got to figure out how to sell tickets.
00:09:36.680 You got to do the event break.
00:09:38.040 Somebody mentor you.
00:09:39.500 No.
00:09:40.680 Nobody put their hand on your shoulder.
00:09:43.060 In the jewelry business, no one will ever do that.
00:09:45.780 But in the comedy business, maybe somebody will say, hey, kid.
00:09:48.260 That's what you think.
00:09:50.120 But there's still haters out there.
00:09:51.240 Well, nobody helps because nobody knows what to do.
00:09:54.620 I mean, especially at the—
00:09:55.480 They're all comedians.
00:09:56.400 I forgot.
00:09:58.200 At the first part, they definitely don't know what to do.
00:10:00.640 I mean, when you're higher up, yeah, you'll get some advice here and there.
00:10:03.520 But, you know, I mean, sometimes, you know, the other comics advice, like, I don't know. 0.97
00:10:10.480 It's garbage. 0.90
00:10:11.760 You know, so you have to figure out how to do everything yourself. 0.98
00:10:15.440 and yeah you you know podcasts like you'll listen to a podcast and somebody will say something like
00:10:19.360 oh i should do a mailing list you know but it's like what you know obviously you should but you
00:10:25.260 you just have to do it yourself uh in any business right there's no business where you're mentored
00:10:32.080 properly um if you want to exceed that mentor you know for instance you know real estate like i used
00:10:40.180 to do commercial real estate and it's like i had a mentor it's really there's a guy who takes money 0.99
00:10:44.240 from you yeah but you do all the work no no that's not a mentor that's a bullshit ass listen 0.98
00:10:48.920 there's principles of business that apply to anything that if you know them early can save 0.99
00:10:55.800 you a lot of misery and grief like what um you know 10 crack commandments 10 tracks command
00:11:03.520 yeah i should probably have those but um you know like one of the things that i always said
00:11:10.480 it as an example you know warren buffett i learned a lot from warren buffett right he bought a uh
00:11:15.840 a going out of business windmill company they're manufacturing windmills and they're not making
00:11:22.820 you know they're not making the the money they're losing it whatever how did he turn this company
00:11:27.240 profitable not knowing anything about windmills not knowing anything about anything that's going
00:11:31.680 on he basically there was he stopped manufacturing new windmills and only for the repair parts
00:11:42.680 he raised the price because you can't get repair parts from any other company and manufacturing
00:11:49.600 new windmills and competing and doing all this extra shit is too expensive so he shut down that 0.82
00:11:54.860 operation up the repair parts by three four hundred percent which are just laying around 0.79
00:12:00.640 essentially overnight is profitable man okay because you follow the principles of business
00:12:06.440 in one principle of business never bike up a hill you know i'm saying you want to bike down a hill
00:12:15.220 when every pedal keeps gives you more and more momentum you never want to bike up a hill where 0.58
00:12:19.580 you drain yourself with every fucking thing if you're going up a hill it's better find a downhill
00:12:24.740 route and that's it so the same thing applies in comedy same if there's some sort of a thing 1.00
00:12:29.620 that you're doing that's like a fucking struggle every time extra shit and you know whatever 0.93
00:12:34.960 podcast yeah you know you do something whatever but i don't know how it is 1.00
00:12:39.800 learn to wash dishes you buy a really shitty podcast
00:12:45.860 how many episodes in you are in the podcast i don't even know we probably won't every episode 0.98
00:12:51.660 we restart the podcast oh yeah is that what it is i mean i got to like it's like this is your cast
00:12:57.340 hundred and something i almost wanted to stop putting the number on because it's like i don't
00:13:03.140 know what about like for some reason every podcast has to have like it's number of one thousand it's
00:13:08.380 like why does it even have to be a number necessarily who's clipping who's doing the 0.91
00:13:12.060 clips for you is somebody clipping this shit we got some coin clippers we got some some video 0.83
00:13:17.100 clippers uh i have like three guys that do videos clipping and stuff like that who i met your 0.96
00:13:24.240 clippers i like your clippers my you know my my guys are are doing great and again you know i
00:13:29.180 hired some fantastic people that make my life super fucking easy yeah you got the african guy
00:13:34.200 he's fit he i trained him i i i leveled him that's a crazy way to describe an african
00:13:39.420 Listen, I trained the person.
00:13:42.260 I don't know, you know, he happens to be a dark man. 0.98
00:13:47.720 You know what I'm saying?
00:13:50.700 He was adopted by a white family. 0.96
00:13:54.780 Oh, that's why he acts.
00:13:56.600 Is that why you hired him?
00:13:57.880 I didn't know where he hired him because he helped me with some situation that I was in.
00:14:02.340 You know, I was being attacked by the time I was in Africa. 0.93
00:14:07.980 Oh, Africa. 0.99
00:14:08.980 I was in Africa giving out gold and this other guy this other dude this bum dude was like look 1.00
00:14:16.560 and he put me clips of me giving gold in Africa like I came over there I was you know how I do 1.00
00:14:21.420 gold over here I said why not give it in Africa and then why not we got Africa here you go to
00:14:27.440 Jamaica Queen yeah and then um uh you know she this girl that like I gave gold to this one girl 0.99
00:14:34.060 and this guy clips me out and he's like look at this asshole he's giving out gold knowing that 0.96
00:14:39.480 these people don't know this and then you know everyone was like they bought into it because you 0.98
00:14:43.760 know i'm the the jew or the this guy and i'm exploiting even though i'm just there on a trade 0.80
00:14:49.580 mission that somebody invited me you know i'm obviously the jew exploiting whatever civilization 0.56
00:14:55.540 and this kid that i hired came before i hired him came through and he explained that he defended me 0.94
00:15:00.620 And then I'm like, yo, man, you're a great guy.
00:15:02.200 Gave him a job.
00:15:02.900 We're doing great.
00:15:03.860 We're clipping great videos.
00:15:06.740 You met him in Africa and you brought him here?
00:15:09.720 No, he was already here.
00:15:12.600 I brought him here.
00:15:13.880 His name is Rafiki.
00:15:16.480 His name is Justin.
00:15:18.420 We don't have to post that.
00:15:19.320 But his parents are Germans.
00:15:20.760 They adopted him, you know?
00:15:22.880 Very good.
00:15:23.580 Very smart guy, bro.
00:15:24.700 It was amazing.
00:15:25.600 The Germans did a real, they did a big turnaround. 0.93
00:15:27.820 They learned their lesson. 0.99
00:15:30.620 Now they're adopting. 1.00
00:15:33.540 They went from, well, they were burning people down,
00:15:36.240 but they were looking for gold. 0.99
00:15:37.200 Where is this guy from is the real fucking question. 0.99
00:15:39.420 They were looking for gold. 0.99
00:15:39.940 You look, and let me guess, man.
00:15:41.800 Guess.
00:15:42.700 Let me guess, bro, because you look like Mondani's nephew.
00:15:46.400 So do you.
00:15:47.760 That's true.
00:15:48.600 Now that I think about it.
00:15:49.580 You guys look like 10 years to me.
00:15:53.980 You do look semi-related.
00:15:55.640 No, yeah, we look semi-related,
00:15:56.860 but I'm mixed a little bit more Semitic,
00:15:59.160 and you're a little bit more Turkish. 1.00
00:16:00.620 it's not wrong
00:16:02.900 my father's Turkish my mother's Iranian
00:16:05.280 oh there you go
00:16:06.760 Turkish Iranian there you go 1.00
00:16:08.320 gotta melt them down to find out 1.00
00:16:09.740 me too more or less
00:16:10.820 that's crazy that we're from the same area
00:16:13.520 you guys are probably
00:16:15.660 related
00:16:16.400 every race
00:16:20.060 is a family 0.99
00:16:20.700 this guy's like no
00:16:22.920 somewhat I mean you know
00:16:25.520 every race is a family
00:16:26.680 a little bit right
00:16:28.540 we all came from like what
00:16:30.260 two people? Adam and Eve?
00:16:32.440 Adam and Steve? Hopefully not
00:16:34.560 Adam and Steve, man. 1.00
00:16:36.300 Who does Islam think that we came
00:16:38.700 from? I don't know.
00:16:40.760 Islam also goes back to
00:16:42.480 Abraham
00:16:42.980 and, you know,
00:16:46.520 going back to the Jewish Bible.
00:16:49.980 George
00:16:50.420 Washington was in the current.
00:16:52.080 I've been seeing your clips, though, man, and
00:16:54.340 they're hilarious. You know how you're
00:16:56.440 arguing with the people in the audience?
00:16:58.520 those are good you're doing a great job with i like when they show up they do me a favor 1.00
00:17:03.200 somebody was wearing a layup somebody was wearing a stupid ass hat some some you know what were 0.99
00:17:08.620 they beefing with you about remember you said something there was like a guy who clearly just 1.00
00:17:11.960 came there to be like i fucking hate you and like stood at the back and didn't sit down and was like 0.95
00:17:16.980 he was also talking with somebody else like through the show so i really i just stopped 0.99
00:17:22.560 him because he was talking and then he was what did he say about you he said he hated america
00:17:28.180 No, that's what it is.
00:17:28.980 And then you asked him, like, why, and he didn't have an answer?
00:17:31.580 Yeah.
00:17:32.540 Yeah.
00:17:32.780 Sometimes I don't even know what – it's kind of like – I don't know what I – I watched – I sent it to my manager.
00:17:38.200 He was like, yeah, it's good.
00:17:39.660 Yeah, that was hilarious, man.
00:17:41.560 I enjoyed that.
00:17:42.680 No, I like when people who don't agree come to the show.
00:17:45.500 I mean, it's not really an agreement, but people who are, like, mad or, like, haters, and it's like, you know.
00:17:50.540 But sometimes you get – you go too preachy, and then it's like, you know.
00:17:56.480 Even me, even though I agree with what you're saying,
00:17:58.640 I'm like, it takes away from the comedy.
00:18:01.980 And the same thing for me, it takes away from the jewelry 0.99
00:18:03.920 when I was fucking with the Ayatollah. 0.97
00:18:07.620 What are you selling of gold? 0.99
00:18:08.300 Calling him the Gayatollah, the new guy. 1.00
00:18:10.600 You know what I'm saying?
00:18:11.360 And then you got some hate. 0.81
00:18:12.800 You know, the B2.
00:18:13.580 Yeah, I mean, you know, I got some anti-Semitic hate,
00:18:16.580 even though I'm by blood more Persian than Jewish.
00:18:20.640 And I have a Persian Muslim name, you know,
00:18:23.940 Maksud Agajani.
00:18:25.780 yeah that's an undercover jewish name that's like that's like you didn't know you're a musad
00:18:31.560 crossover yeah yeah listen my father's muslim you know i have a persian roots it doesn't even 1.00
00:18:36.780 matter man fuck the ayatollah bro this guy's a thief they was you know using these people 0.99
00:18:43.020 telling them whatever and then you know he had the son the pops got clipped and then the son 1.00
00:18:47.640 and then the pops got clipped with his wives or whatever and then and then the son was out there
00:18:55.760 Yo, track's for merit, bro
00:18:58.100 You should run for merit
00:18:58.820 Yeah, then I'm 1.00
00:18:59.780 Then the kid got clipped by the Israelis, too
00:19:03.000 But, you know, he lost a leg, we hear
00:19:05.100 We haven't seen him since
00:19:06.080 Judani 1.00
00:19:06.460 So they're using
00:19:07.660 You know, they don't want to say they lost two ayatollahs in the same week
00:19:11.140 So they're just stretching it out
00:19:13.300 They're always making it seem like
00:19:14.860 There was an article today where they're making it seem like, you know
00:19:18.180 You know, oh, in Iran, the leadership is laughing
00:19:22.640 It's like, we just blew everything up
00:19:25.020 like it's like this weird they're always trying to make it seem but with the comedy i don't try
00:19:29.380 to be preachy i mean i i really am trying to get as many laughs but when people interrupt
00:19:33.640 it's fun because it's another way for people to laugh and then they're laughing at one guy which
00:19:39.300 is always fun you know it's like laughing at the ayatollah it's like you know laughing that he's 0.99
00:19:44.640 oh he's gone now next look at this fucking gay guy but but you know there's this this weird thing 0.99
00:19:50.620 where you're whatever you as soon as you start being yourself which the left was like be yourself 0.99
00:19:56.580 and then people who weren't like woke are like blow them up and then they're like yeah that's
00:20:02.800 who i am yeah no i mean you know feelings get involved man i mean for me it was with this with
00:20:07.860 this ayatollah i mean first and foremost the iranians were begging they were begging me
00:20:12.360 you know you should be talking about this been january before trump and netanyahu attacked him 0.58
00:20:17.720 they're like yo we're trying to be free they were killing them they were raping them they were this 1.00
00:20:23.020 they were that they were these you know i'm saying it's just a gang of motherfuckers over there 1.00
00:20:27.280 that's they're taking oil and making money off of it and terrorizing the people they were coming in 1.00
00:20:32.300 there killing them you know coming in their homes you're at this protest how dare you you know i'm
00:20:36.520 saying so they were begging we talk about the issue so i started talking about the issue putting
00:20:41.140 it in my story and i just want them to be free but um as a jewelry company they didn't want to hear 0.95
00:20:46.800 that shit from me limit of the time son of the lion chain so i made the b2 bomber and i'm like 0.99
00:20:54.020 you know fuck the ayatollah i made the gold b2 bomber good for you man that's awesome you know 1.00
00:20:58.320 i'm saying but for me it's like fuck the ayatollah this is the guy the religious come on what 1.00
00:21:02.420 fucking year is this bro this guy is not was connected to god over here talking about some 1.00
00:21:07.940 shit man bullshit artist they're taking the money stealing the oil and and leaving these people in 1.00
00:21:13.480 the stone age there you know they don't have hot water over there bro sometimes you need a dictator 1.00
00:21:18.100 though for certain people i mean not every race right you know the persians did good for a very
00:21:25.760 long time everybody can do freedom is benny the dealer persian 100 he's the most persian 0.85
00:21:31.560 fucking guy ever is he happy about the ayatollahs um uh yeah no he's not an ayatollah fan i mean he's 0.92
00:21:39.940 a persian jew and uh but he kept his uh he kept quiet on it persian jew is like a rare that's 0.99
00:21:46.680 like a holographic pokemon card yeah i mean the persian jews there's a lot of persian jews because
00:21:52.440 the persians the jews were exiled do you think he's secretly i think that his family lied or
00:21:57.540 something he looks a little he doesn't look like a jew to me at all all right man why are you just
00:22:01.280 gonna call me poor like that yeah he doesn't look like a jew at all to me he looks like a muslim boy
00:22:07.340 Oh, man. 0.99
00:22:08.240 Or, you know.
00:22:09.720 The drummer boy.
00:22:11.440 Breaking my heart.
00:22:12.360 Trax doesn't think I'm Jewish.
00:22:14.180 Are you Jewish?
00:22:15.340 No. 1.00
00:22:15.700 No, no, no.
00:22:17.860 I'm just trying to make it, you know.
00:22:19.640 Just trying to make it, yeah.
00:22:21.320 You know?
00:22:22.020 If you dream it, you could achieve it.
00:22:26.440 He had a dream that he would open for Ben Bankas in Long Island.
00:22:30.100 That's a clip right there.
00:22:31.180 That's a clip right there. 0.86
00:22:32.060 Are you Jewish? 0.99
00:22:33.600 No, whatever. 1.00
00:22:37.240 Being Jewish is all the rave right now, bro. 1.00
00:22:40.240 Yeah, they try to talk shit. 1.00
00:22:42.380 You know, the Ayatollah boys, they're stepping out for the Ayatollah. 1.00
00:22:45.680 Man, fuck the Ayatollah, bro. 1.00
00:22:47.620 Get him out of here, bro. 1.00
00:22:48.660 Get him off the stage.
00:22:49.700 Get the IRGC off the stage. 0.99
00:22:51.960 Do you think Mom Donnie is a good mayor?
00:22:54.840 I mean, listen, he's working hard.
00:22:56.720 He's out there.
00:22:57.460 He's moving.
00:22:58.000 But what does he know?
00:22:58.780 What is he going to do?
00:22:59.380 I saw him in front of a couple of new garbage cans yesterday.
00:23:03.260 We're unveiling new garbage cans.
00:23:05.360 You know what I'm saying?
00:23:05.860 I mean, yeah, okay, man, you ain't going to build a civilization with a couple of new garbage cans.
00:23:10.200 That's not how they built the Brooklyn Bridge in the 1800s, bro.
00:23:14.400 Yeah, they did that with a little interesting labor.
00:23:17.260 Yeah, no, they didn't do it with any interesting labor.
00:23:19.540 No, I'm joking.
00:23:20.760 I get it.
00:23:21.260 They did it with ingenuity, engineering, and the smart people got together, 0.99
00:23:26.760 and there wasn't one dumbass in the fucking room going, uh, you know what I'm saying? 0.99
00:23:32.020 Why don't we do this and redistribute that and this and that? 1.00
00:23:35.000 They built it. 0.93
00:23:35.640 they did it and people cross it every fucking day and fly from around the world to see it man 0.73
00:23:40.040 and we don't have that now is it gonna just like is the city gonna get 0.98
00:23:43.820 work like i don't know why do they have like those public bathrooms where you can just have 0.94
00:23:49.780 you seen those like the outdoor toilet is that a good idea i don't know what the fuck that is
00:23:54.260 that let me tell you what's gonna happen in the city the city is what it is the people built it 0.97
00:23:59.380 and we're living in it you know i'm saying if i move into a house and i'm a retard okay
00:24:05.960 You know what I'm saying? 0.95
00:24:06.740 Is the house going to get worse?
00:24:08.080 Yeah, it's going to get dirtier.
00:24:09.660 But the house is built, it's built.
00:24:11.180 You know, this city is going to last.
00:24:12.460 And that's what it is.
00:24:12.960 We're not building a better city is what I'm saying, man.
00:24:15.680 It's going to be four years of whatever free grocery store.
00:24:18.760 You get an Apple, bro.
00:24:20.540 Apple for 20 cents off.
00:24:22.880 Come on, man.
00:24:23.500 I was going to wear my ice hat for this podcast because I got a bunch of hats in Florida.
00:24:27.880 One of them was an ice hat, which we were, you know, I wanted to, but I felt like it was going to scare too many, like, Puerto Rico.
00:24:34.520 Well, I guess they're amazing.
00:24:35.080 Yeah, that's your little political thing, you know what I'm saying?
00:24:37.900 But I saw a lot of communists.
00:24:40.600 I saw a girl wearing a full-on communist star, like, Mao hat, 0.99
00:24:45.400 and I'm like, I should have worn it.
00:24:46.800 Yeah, that's the worst, bro.
00:24:48.280 I should have worn the ice hat.
00:24:49.700 If you can wear that. 1.00
00:24:51.440 Because, you know, I yelled at her.
00:24:54.640 But, like, because they're not afraid that anybody's going to yell at them,
00:24:57.520 but it's like, I'll yell at them.
00:24:58.460 But if I wear an ice hat, everybody's going to be like,
00:25:00.360 ugh, bleh, bleh. 1.00
00:25:02.500 But you can wear a fucking communist hat. 1.00
00:25:04.200 It's like how many more, I don't know, this obsession that we have to become communists 1.00
00:25:09.720 or communists are good, it doesn't make any sense to me.
00:25:12.060 Yeah, I mean, they're broke, bro, and there is no way for them to make money.
00:25:16.080 That's how communists comes about, you know what I'm saying?
00:25:18.300 That's the problem.
00:25:19.680 They are, the people are broke. 1.00
00:25:21.100 Look at that guy that burnt down that fucking toilet paper factory. 1.00
00:25:24.920 He burnt down $100 million or $200 million, $300 million worth of fucking factory and 1.00
00:25:32.100 toilet paper, and they're paying him $18 an hour. 0.99
00:25:35.260 Now, I'm not paying anybody $18 a fucking hour, bro. 0.99
00:25:39.660 You know what I'm saying? 0.99
00:25:40.380 I'm paying him more than that, bro.
00:25:42.080 You know?
00:25:42.900 I don't pay people some minimum wage.
00:25:44.820 Huh? 0.98
00:25:45.000 Nah, why the fuck would I pay him less? 1.00
00:25:46.780 You can't do shit for $18 an hour, especially in California. 1.00
00:25:51.260 So, you know, if you have a factory and you don't want to pay somebody $25 an hour, bro, 0.99
00:25:56.280 that works in your factory to whatever, and then he burns it down,
00:26:00.660 that's where the communists come in 1.00
00:26:02.380 and they say see see these motherfuckers 1.00
00:26:04.320 won't share they won't share 1.00
00:26:06.380 the money they don't give a fuck 0.99
00:26:08.080 they get some see you know 0.99
00:26:10.100 it's the owners of the company that inherited
00:26:11.920 from their parents toilet paper from 0.99
00:26:14.060 Charmin whatever the fuck Charmin's been 1.00
00:26:16.160 dead for a hundred years his fucking 1.00
00:26:18.020 grandkids own the company they get 1.00
00:26:20.140 some CEO that's like
00:26:22.260 yeah I'll keep the cost down
00:26:23.900 you know to milk his share 0.98
00:26:25.660 and he fucking pushes you know saying you're willing 0.99
00:26:28.060 to work for 1850 you 0.99
00:26:29.880 1845 okay how about you 18 dollars and 30 cents gets that fucking guy and turns out to be a 1.00
00:26:36.220 fucking lunatic burns the whole shit down man it's a problem bro you know i'm saying it's it's 1.00
00:26:40.960 it's a faithless problem man you don't get a faith you're in a society without faith but i 1.00
00:26:45.860 just think people are nobody wants to do what is right if you're taking a job that's that like low
00:26:50.700 wage like don't you think that like you shouldn't be in your 40s like you should be like those
00:26:58.480 people like you should just let them where like if you're 40 and you didn't figure it out figure
00:27:03.700 what out bro like how to pay rent if you don't have talent bro what you're gonna do you're funny
00:27:09.000 i'm jewish what you're gonna do bro everybody has you have something everybody's got that guy
00:27:14.700 burns stuff he could have done a little youtube channel where he burns the toilet paper every 0.98
00:27:18.420 night there you go he did yeah i know but then he fucked up he did it illegally if he'd done it 0.98
00:27:22.620 Legally, really, he just wanted to burn stuff. 0.99
00:27:25.540 Now you sound like a liberal.
00:27:27.040 We're all equal.
00:27:27.960 We all have talent.
00:27:29.100 No, we don't, bro.
00:27:31.680 I'm being sarcastic.
00:27:33.040 We don't all have talent, bro.
00:27:34.120 I'm being sarcastic, but I do think that, you know, any, you know,
00:27:37.900 if you dig deep enough, you can find something.
00:27:40.580 It's remember when we were kids and it was like, 0.99
00:27:42.340 this kid likes to play with the fucking bugs. 0.99
00:27:44.820 So then he becomes a science guy. 1.00
00:27:46.780 And this kid likes to play with water.
00:27:49.400 So he became a water guy.
00:27:51.520 Works at the treatment plant.
00:27:53.420 That works for people who have a talent and have skills that they can.
00:27:59.300 But maybe we should just wall off like the talented.
00:28:03.860 There should be like a talented good people thing.
00:28:06.420 And then everybody else on the outside.
00:28:07.820 That's why they medieval. 1.00
00:28:08.980 It's just like Israel and Palestine. 0.99
00:28:10.640 Yeah. 0.96
00:28:11.640 Medieval wall.
00:28:12.860 Yeah.
00:28:13.360 Like there should be a wall where it's like, yeah, on that side of the wall, 1.00
00:28:15.900 that's the retards. 1.00
00:28:16.680 And on this side, it's the normal people. 1.00
00:28:18.340 Right.
00:28:19.400 Is that illegal?
00:28:20.780 you know that depends that's what we're trying to do in this society man and the 15 minute cities
00:28:27.180 and someone says oh you're this but you're that and you're wrong and here there and it's dangerous
00:28:32.020 bro it's dangerous with with who's making decisions out here man who's making decisions
00:28:39.080 and what they believe and that's it's scary but ultimately if you just take away the fraud from
00:28:44.060 this country and redistribute you know half of that in a to support the system everybody's
00:28:51.620 gonna be fine i don't think you can like give people money and then they just know what to do 0.95
00:28:55.340 like i feel like if you why not we give the fucking government money they don't know what 0.99
00:28:59.060 to do they're in debt yeah do you know i'm saying and they squander that shit it shouldn't really 0.99
00:29:03.140 be like that that's not we get these conceptions that you know it's okay to pay income taxes it's 0.98
00:29:08.480 been happening our whole lives oh it's okay to do this because it's been happening our whole lives
00:29:12.760 but you have to rethink everything
00:29:14.160 and see what works
00:29:15.000 and see what really isn't.
00:29:16.640 And we think that it's okay 0.99
00:29:17.820 to have some behemoth fucking government 0.99
00:29:19.560 where everybody working at McDonald's, 1.00
00:29:22.000 45% of their income goes to some bullshit 0.98
00:29:24.100 and they don't know where it goes, 0.99
00:29:26.080 but they have no idea
00:29:27.040 how much they're losing, man.
00:29:28.360 So what was the solution?
00:29:30.720 The solution is to audit every penny 1.00
00:29:33.060 and to get Jewish business fucking done, right? 0.99
00:29:36.840 I had $75,000 in my carpet. 0.99
00:29:39.180 Remember that, bro. 0.99
00:29:39.940 I had $75,000 in my fucking carpet from dust. 1.00
00:29:44.980 Imagine how much America's got fucking laying around, dude. 1.00
00:29:47.980 You have no fucking idea until you check, until you do the business. 0.99
00:29:54.020 That's what it comes back to. 1.00
00:29:55.100 It comes back to the goyim. 0.99
00:29:56.960 So is that— 0.94
00:29:57.860 It's the goyim, bro.
00:29:59.000 Is Nick Shirley like a carpet burner? 1.00
00:30:02.220 Excuse me. 0.98
00:30:05.020 Do you know what goyim means? 0.99
00:30:07.000 Non-Jew? 0.97
00:30:08.060 Goyim means other nation. 0.58
00:30:11.080 It's kiddish.
00:30:14.160 Goy kiddish means holy nation. 0.65
00:30:17.000 And Goyim means other nation or non-holy, 0.95
00:30:20.920 or, you know, the rest of the nations.
00:30:22.240 The holy nation is the rest of the nations.
00:30:24.520 But, you know, it comes to a point, whatever.
00:30:26.380 Bottom line is, do your own accounting, guys, you know,
00:30:30.540 and then say, but who are you talking about, Meredith?
00:30:33.100 Meredith.
00:30:34.780 Nick Shirley.
00:30:35.700 Nick Shirley, okay.
00:30:36.680 he uh he's like burning carp like that's what he does he burns carpets to see if there's money in
00:30:41.960 it by yelling at Somalians yeah where do you hear that I didn't see that I don't know that you don't
00:30:48.200 know what he does Somalians I know that the the fraud is probably insane out there bro and that
00:30:53.780 and as an immigrant in this country I know the mentality that's the number one people to dupe 0.85
00:30:59.600 in minnesota oh hey chucks yeah oh you dropped a quarter i i i found a i found this handkerchief 0.95
00:31:07.380 i'm gonna find a person who belongs to you know that's how they fucking think when then the 1.00
00:31:13.040 somalis are coming out there and they're fucking thinking you know i'm gonna take this shit for 0.99
00:31:16.740 every everything that i can fraud is how some people think is is the way to get ahead and not 0.99
00:31:23.100 saying that that's what the somalis did or do but you know i remember when i came i'm just
00:31:28.520 tell i'm talking about myself now i came from azerbaijan azerbaijan i came to the united
00:31:34.180 states the soviet union okay that was the soviet union collapsed that's you know that's where i was 0.89
00:31:39.880 at at that time um i came here i went to fucking burger king for the first fucking time right and 0.91
00:31:48.700 at you know on queen's boulevard with with my family with my cousins and lo and behold is a 0.99
00:31:55.320 fucking soda fountain where you could just 1.00
00:31:57.280 refill your own soda. I damn 1.00
00:31:59.520 near took a shower in fucking soda that 1.00
00:32:01.480 day, bro. You know, since in Azerbaijan 1.00
00:32:03.420 you get a jug of Pepsi for Christmas, dude. 0.97
00:32:06.160 If that.
00:32:07.160 People didn't even know what Pepsi tasted like, you know what I'm saying?
00:32:09.480 They have Christmas?
00:32:11.280 They have New Year's.
00:32:14.380 I was like, 1.00
00:32:15.380 you know, Novigors. 1.00
00:32:16.240 Merry Christmas. 1.00
00:32:18.840 Here's your Pepsi. 1.00
00:32:19.580 And then you come here and you're fucking bathing 1.00
00:32:21.760 in fucking Coca-Cola when you see it or you're 1.00
00:32:23.840 mixing the so you know the somalis are probably even more so and they fucking came here and they 1.00
00:32:28.560 frauded the fuck out of that shit and these fucking idiots are like yeah it's okay tim what 1.00
00:32:34.680 is it tim waltz like yeah sure folks but i mean fraud is like you know everybody not everybody 1.00
00:32:45.100 does fraud, but, you know, I don't know.
00:32:48.820 I think that if you, why do Somalian people want to leave Somalia? 1.00
00:33:03.640 Because it's a shithole, bro, and they can't get their shit together 1.00
00:33:07.180 out there for sure. 1.00
00:33:09.060 Right. 1.00
00:33:10.300 Fuck. 1.00
00:33:11.880 We need to just recolonize Africa. 1.00
00:33:13.600 be like hey instead of you coming here how about we fix it over there and then you can stay 0.97
00:33:17.380 yeah i mean with the robots it's quite possibly could be done you know and i'm sure it could be
00:33:22.620 done it could be a cultural it could be this and a lot of people have a lot of excuses
00:33:26.500 and i'm not here to point my finger at the somalis or whatever but but let's like somalis yeah
00:33:32.960 once when i was in toronto outside an open mic a somali came up and fake stabbed me 0.69
00:33:41.440 Oh, yeah? 0.97
00:33:42.520 He just, like, came up to me and was like,
00:33:44.020 Oh, I got you, bro.
00:33:45.900 Yeah. 0.96
00:33:46.400 And I was like, that just shaped how I see your entire race 0.53
00:33:50.320 for the rest of my life.
00:33:51.500 The fraud is no good, bro.
00:33:53.020 You know what I'm saying?
00:33:53.560 Coming over here and defrauding it. 0.91
00:33:55.060 But then on the other hand, man, Minnesotans, I guess, 1.00
00:33:57.560 they deserve that shit. 1.00
00:33:58.680 Go do your accounting. 1.00
00:33:59.580 Go do that shit, that daycare shit. 1.00
00:34:01.260 I don't think that's... 1.00
00:34:02.260 They ran off.
00:34:03.060 They blew trial, bro.
00:34:04.880 The fraud is what's taking down this country, dude.
00:34:07.260 Simple and plain, man.
00:34:08.300 You think that really is...
00:34:09.340 That's what's taking down this country, bro. 0.99
00:34:10.920 that's where all the stress is coming from people are running on a fucking treadmill they're 0.98
00:34:14.940 printing money like crazy dude the inflation is coming in like crazy man with no idea where all 0.97
00:34:19.760 that money's going there's just a lot of people coming from countries like azerbaijan is actually
00:34:25.320 kind of a nice country even though it's like no i mean back then it was the soviet union it's all
00:34:29.340 right but the places where people are coming now where it's like they grew up in a you know it's
00:34:34.180 just like dirt it's like a dirt road it's dirt we can cut this part but i'm gonna say it anyway
00:34:43.360 they they're bringing the mentality of that like they're not coming and then being like well i want
00:34:50.440 to help make america they're like you said take everything they can they're not trying to
00:34:55.200 contribute and that's why i think like because my dad's an immigrant and when he came he 0.98
00:35:01.060 fucking did stuff. 0.98
00:35:02.940 You gotta put people 0.99
00:35:04.100 on your team
00:35:05.020 that could contribute
00:35:06.120 something.
00:35:07.060 And there's a lot of ways
00:35:08.180 to go about that.
00:35:09.100 But if you really want to,
00:35:10.860 you get the top
00:35:11.720 intelligent people,
00:35:13.800 scientists,
00:35:15.360 whether it's Asia,
00:35:17.220 whether it's Europe,
00:35:18.560 whether it's this,
00:35:19.440 whether it's that,
00:35:19.980 whether it's India
00:35:20.640 or Nepal. 1.00
00:35:21.080 Anything but Africa. 1.00
00:35:22.240 You know what I'm saying? 0.99
00:35:24.560 Antarctica.
00:35:25.520 You bring in the top people
00:35:27.220 and you contribute. 1.00
00:35:28.520 And you build a fucking society 1.00
00:35:30.340 with that, man. 1.00
00:35:31.060 Australia, Europe.
00:35:34.240 If you want to build a baseball team, bro, 1.00
00:35:36.340 you want to fucking get some people from Dominican, 0.99
00:35:39.940 Puerto Rico, and whatever. 0.99
00:35:42.640 You want to build a soccer team.
00:35:44.040 You do something else.
00:35:44.660 You want to do construction.
00:35:45.580 You also do Puerto Rico. 1.00
00:35:46.300 You want to get as many Mexicans. 1.00
00:35:47.880 If you want to have a good country, you don't have soccer. 1.00
00:35:50.600 Construction is a major business, bro. 1.00
00:35:52.160 These fucking people are slamming shit down and doing it 1.00
00:35:55.300 and doing incredible fucking work. 1.00
00:35:56.680 Basically, everybody who's good at soccer is destroying this country. 0.99
00:36:00.060 I don't think so, man.
00:36:01.460 Baseball.
00:36:02.260 No, you can make it work with everybody.
00:36:04.620 I got everybody working in my company. 1.00
00:36:06.920 I have one Jewish kid working in my fucking company. 0.99
00:36:09.920 Everyone else is South America, Asia, Europe, Africa, and America. 1.00
00:36:18.140 I have one Jewish guy. 0.99
00:36:19.640 Finally, I fucking hired a Jewish person over there, bro. 1.00
00:36:22.240 So you're actually anti-Semitic. 0.99
00:36:23.520 But they have to have talent.
00:36:24.620 Yeah, it looks like it.
00:36:26.060 I am.
00:36:26.600 You know what I'm saying?
00:36:27.200 It looks like it.
00:36:27.900 It's kind of hard not to be sometimes.
00:36:29.360 Some days, right?
00:36:30.780 Some days.
00:36:31.680 Where you're working.
00:36:33.020 It's embarrassing. 1.00
00:36:33.760 You probably say some crazy shit off the record. 0.99
00:36:37.160 Me? 1.00
00:36:37.700 Yeah. 1.00
00:36:38.180 Yeah, I say wild shit all the time. 1.00
00:36:40.300 As wild as I could say it, I'll say it. 0.99
00:36:42.300 But in my heart, you know, I'm just trying to do the right thing.
00:36:46.720 I'm not a hateful person.
00:36:47.660 I actually do. 1.00
00:36:49.340 And I would love to have a discussion with, you know, Somalian fraudster. 1.00
00:36:56.840 Right. 1.00
00:36:57.900 Or not an actual fraudster. 1.00
00:36:58.940 But like any Somalian, like the guy who found the Drake thing. 0.99
00:37:02.140 I think he was Somalian, right? 1.00
00:37:03.760 We could probably find one selling fake purses at Times Square. 0.98
00:37:07.180 Do you have any Somalian friends? 1.00
00:37:08.620 No, not Somalian.
00:37:12.900 No, no.
00:37:13.780 But you're playing a very important part in society right now
00:37:18.180 because you're pushing back on it.
00:37:19.880 We're all the same.
00:37:20.920 We're all good.
00:37:21.700 We're all this.
00:37:22.280 We're all that.
00:37:22.800 And it's not so simple as that.
00:37:24.880 And you're pushing on the reality.
00:37:26.460 You and a couple other people.
00:37:27.560 and you're doing it in a funny way and that's I think what you know saying the truth in a funny
00:37:32.820 way that nobody else wants to hear I think that's a vital role that's what I realized you know like
00:37:38.320 how societies work you know I'm saying like Lenny Bruce was in you know when he was in New York and
00:37:44.800 he was saying a lot of things that people you know if there was social media then he would
00:37:48.260 have been canceled left right and center but right now he wouldn't have I mean that all depends on
00:37:52.320 how you say it because chappelle you know i'm saying chappelle destroyed that whole you know 0.63
00:38:00.020 trans superiority where everything has to be trans down your you know i'm saying down your throat 0.53
00:38:04.400 dare i say um uh and he was able to fight fight against that and you know make fun of it in such 0.99
00:38:11.960 a crazy way that it kind of stopped that shit right then in its tracks so i'm solely responsible 0.95
00:38:19.980 for ending Somali immigration. 1.00
00:38:22.400 He's solely responsible for, you know what I'm saying, 1.00
00:38:26.160 ending the we're all fucking good 0.99
00:38:27.800 and everything is going to be great if you fucking. 0.99
00:38:31.460 You can't, yeah. 0.99
00:38:32.180 I mean, people just think if you close your,
00:38:33.820 it's like the ostrich mentality where, yeah.
00:38:36.800 We're not posting this.
00:38:38.640 Yeah, every podcast by the end, we're like,
00:38:41.000 we can't post that.
00:38:42.360 It's crazy.
00:38:43.240 It is.
00:38:43.880 Well, so the idea of podcasts in general are insane
00:38:46.580 because it became like a thing where every comedian
00:38:49.300 needs to have a podcast as well and it's like so you have to be funny on stage and then you'll do
00:38:54.920 a pod and you'll like i'll post it and like my fans are like this this is this is terrible like
00:38:59.420 why isn't it just comedy and it's like well because it's doing it's a podcast but you if
00:39:03.760 you don't have a podcast then the people are like i want you to have a podcast so
00:39:06.900 you you can never really please everybody but you do need to do as many things as you can
00:39:12.640 with whatever business you're into because it's like you you know like you have you do podcast
00:39:18.200 you do long form videos, you do short form videos, you do, you know, really every, you know,
00:39:23.700 you go out in the street, you go do it in the shop. You have to do as many things as you can.
00:39:30.460 I think, do you think that? Yeah, I think so, bro. You got to come up with your own plan
00:39:37.360 and get to an honest dollar, bro. I mean, me personally, you're at the core of your shit 1.00
00:39:45.560 is my respect for you comes from the funny ass clips i see first and foremost your show is 0.99
00:39:53.180 fucking amazing and in memory what sticks is you got this bit uh you know where we finally leave 0.98
00:40:00.720 this planet or the whites or whoever and they go to mars and then they get up there and then 0.99
00:40:05.540 they realize they want to do uber eats so they bring so they bring in some some more people or 0.98
00:40:12.980 some shit like that more or less and i thought that shit was hilarious how it's the pattern 0.96
00:40:17.420 begins again you know i'm saying um uh and you know some of that comedic genius is where i gain 0.99
00:40:26.380 my respect and then everything builds on top of that okay so i want to see more podcasts i want 0.58
00:40:31.620 to see more clips i want to see more funny shit you know like i'm just like everybody else i'm 0.56
00:40:36.020 going to be scrolling and i'm going to run across you if you're going to be saying something really 0.84
00:40:40.000 interesting i'm gonna stick around if not i'm gonna scroll away i don't yeah and i think that
00:40:45.800 a lot of people mistake some of what i say is like negative and it's yeah i'm pretty positive
00:40:50.820 actually i think that society's like good even with the negatives and like to make fun of them
00:40:55.960 and point them out and talk about them but i think that's what makes our society amazing is that we
00:40:59.460 can point them out right we're allowed we're allowed technically kind of allowed to say what 0.97
00:41:05.280 we want as long as you know might cancel the show but uh you know the canceling the show is fucked 0.73
00:41:12.040 up you know the fact that that people come for your pockets and try to cancel your show which 0.98
00:41:16.860 is what makes you a hero makes you brave because what you're trying to do is balance shit out 0.95
00:41:21.420 you can't have a society where somalis are doing mad fraud okay or some people in their community 0.97
00:41:29.340 are doing tons of fucking fraud defrauding for millions and millions and millions of dollars 0.97
00:41:33.760 and nobody could say anything because we if someone says hey you're doing fraud over here 0.99
00:41:38.140 you're like how dare you they're this they're that they're protected they're here they're that
00:41:43.160 you know how dare you say that you know you can't have a society like that and some people can't
00:41:48.340 say it because they can't take the hit of a closed show and you did and you do and that helps out man
00:41:55.860 and um that changes the game bro that changes the game it really does yeah there's i mean you must
00:42:03.500 have some people who just hate you forever and it's like that's their their job or like hobby is 0.99
00:42:09.420 they don't hate you forever because there's nothing to hate you know they talk shit they 1.00
00:42:12.900 like you it's actually don't really give up that guy with the hat that was talking shit 0.99
00:42:16.600 he's like oh you don't lie but you know he's he's not comfortable with the fact that you're 0.98
00:42:22.000 ripping apart his beliefs and his beliefs are crumbling so he's irritated at you but you could
00:42:29.120 hear it in their voice. Even the guys
00:42:31.320 when I do the Ayatollah shit and 1.00
00:42:33.200 they're calling me a Jew and you're a Jew 1.00
00:42:35.140 they're still like me. They still think
00:42:37.120 they're like oh I'm unfollowing. I'm
00:42:39.200 unfollowing. Because I'm shattering
00:42:41.020 their beliefs that the Jews are shit 1.00
00:42:42.880 and the Ayatollah's a fucking leader 1.00
00:42:45.140 and he's fighting you know Benjamin 1.00
00:42:47.160 Yahoo and all this other shit. 0.99
00:42:53.020 The podcast that ruined all our lives 1.00
00:42:55.420 in one night 0.82
00:42:57.100 tracks IRGC.
00:42:59.120 checks IRGC coming soon no it's it's good it's healthy and a lot of people aren't built to have
00:43:09.200 criticism of whatever their dream is and they that's what and if you're if it's your real dream
00:43:14.900 you will be you'll be okay with criticism and you'll bounce back from criticism and you'll
00:43:20.480 learn from criticism I mean certain criticism but if you have haters that's just part of being good
00:43:26.080 at something sure like you're you're a hockey player on the rangers you got hate you know
00:43:30.580 people are tweeting that you want to vanquish the haters you don't have to have haters bro
00:43:34.160 you vanquish them you vanquish them you don't think leave them there to like keep being upset
00:43:38.580 i got a hater like a farm i made a piece of jewelry and someone said oh i i used to get that
00:43:44.380 you know like that jewelry from a gumball machine that was like the gumball machine jewelry you 0.99
00:43:49.640 remember that shit all right so what am i doing i took a picture of this guy i'm fucking turning 0.97
00:43:55.280 it into a 3d model and i'm putting him in the gumball and say who's gumball jewelry now 0.99
00:44:00.700 i'm gonna put him in the gumball machine jewelry i'm turning him into jewelry wow and putting him 0.98
00:44:07.320 in the so i'm gonna fuck with him i'm gonna fight him and i'm gonna be clever you know i'm saying 0.99
00:44:10.660 you don't have to have haters you could be loved you know what about mike tyson you know i'm saying 0.99
00:44:17.980 you see mike tyson this is a great example a ruthless you know warrior whatever but at this
00:44:24.260 age at this time he's a legend period doesn't have haters you're not going to see mike tyson 0.99
00:44:30.180 even though he might say and do crazy shit or he might even stutter or he might look ridiculous or 0.98
00:44:35.260 some shit in some case or he might not be whatever jake paul no one's saying mike tyson you bum 0.99
00:44:40.480 mike tyson do this now mayweather has haters yeah but he that's because he lost all his money 0.99
00:44:46.080 yeah he lost all his money because he didn't do his accounting man you got to remember i had
00:44:50.260 $75,000 in my carpet.
00:44:53.100 You know what I'm saying?
00:44:53.860 And he, you know, money gets lost is what I'm saying.
00:44:56.600 And he got, he's in another 1.00
00:44:58.480 goyim situation. That's going to go 1.00
00:45:00.340 in your accounting books, the carpet?
00:45:03.600 That's going to be...
00:45:04.460 It's a bar.
00:45:08.340 This guy didn't do his accounting. I just burnt it
00:45:10.440 and it was there.
00:45:12.040 There's no slot. There's no slot on
00:45:14.180 QuickBooks for that.
00:45:15.720 That's like finding change in the couch. Exactly.
00:45:20.260 There you go.
00:45:21.540 Yeah, Mayweather lost all his money,
00:45:23.180 but Mayweather was always rubbing money in your face,
00:45:25.360 saying, I got this, I got that, I got this, I got that.
00:45:28.500 Tyson was always, you know, speaking from the heart 0.99
00:45:32.820 and doing wild shit. 0.99
00:45:35.380 And you don't always have to have haters. 0.99
00:45:37.340 That's what I'm trying to explain to you.
00:45:38.260 Just your accountant being like, $75,000?
00:45:40.440 What was this for?
00:45:41.080 How long did it take you to, like, learn that,
00:45:43.000 to, like, block out all of that noise?
00:45:46.040 No, you know, I always used it, and I played it.
00:45:48.820 And I always said, is there, is he right?
00:45:51.260 Is the hater right?
00:45:53.240 You know, I got haters and I, and it's, and I always like, I have a sense of the hate and I play with it very easy.
00:45:58.740 I got haters when I revealed, you know, where's, where's my, uh, what do you call, uh, where's my money pre, uh, pre-packs?
00:46:06.640 They hate it.
00:46:07.540 The hate came out.
00:46:08.580 Oh, this guy's selling out.
00:46:10.540 When you're trying to do something new or cooler or different.
00:46:13.220 Trying to make money off of, off of Bud.
00:46:15.540 This guy's selling out. 0.99
00:46:16.400 I was like, that's garbage. 1.00
00:46:17.420 That's shit. 1.00
00:46:18.240 That's this. 1.00
00:46:18.760 The haters came out, you know, and the hatred came out because, you know, now I'm getting an extra dollar or whatever. 0.99
00:46:26.980 So, you know, the haters came out for some reason and I never bothered to fuck with them on that end. 0.95
00:46:34.840 But I just saw I felt because it's like a side project. 0.97
00:46:38.000 It's like a side that always happens, man. 0.97
00:46:39.840 I find that people come out when you're doing something good, when it's actually a good idea, people shit on it. 0.88
00:46:44.820 so sometimes that's what I meant by like 0.87
00:46:47.020 you kind of like to have them because
00:46:48.920 it is feedback but
00:46:50.800 whatever they're saying
00:46:52.900 it's really the opposite
00:46:54.600 before we get out of here
00:46:57.140 do you have, did you write
00:46:59.140 a few questions that you want to still ask?
00:47:01.080 Will you ask them? Will you ask them all? Oh I stole those
00:47:03.060 questions, okay. You stole my questions but I did
00:47:05.000 can I have a chain?
00:47:09.380 This guy's a big fan of you
00:47:11.020 dude. Is he really?
00:47:13.300 I get you a track, Shane.
00:47:14.920 You stop by the shop.
00:47:16.100 You know what I'm saying?
00:47:16.760 He actually, I think he introduced me to you,
00:47:19.300 and then I was like, oh, that's cool.
00:47:20.840 And then I just went to your store.
00:47:21.980 I was like, where the hell's track?
00:47:22.880 How last time were we introduced?
00:47:23.800 We got introduced?
00:47:25.040 No, he started sending me your stuff for months,
00:47:28.580 and then when I was in NYC, I was like, yo, and then I.
00:47:32.240 How come you never stopped by the shop and said hello?
00:47:34.360 I'm always in town when I'm opening for back.
00:47:35.860 I never, I didn't take them before.
00:47:38.320 I cycle through them, these human beings.
00:47:41.280 They're my friends.
00:47:42.400 That I
00:47:43.900 You found me
00:47:46.800 You had to burn down a rug to find me
00:47:48.300 No but 0.99
00:47:50.460 Armin's been fucking looking forward to this 0.94
00:47:52.900 I mean I want to go to the show 0.92
00:47:53.980 Maybe we'll come tomorrow if you're there
00:47:55.400 But just to hang out
00:47:56.780 Yeah I got friends flying in from all over 0.99
00:47:59.200 I got crazy amounts of shit going on 0.98
00:48:00.980 Okay we won't go 0.99
00:48:02.600 No I mean I'm just saying
00:48:04.500 I got to a point in life when things are going
00:48:06.520 Beautifully well
00:48:08.420 Lots of fun and interesting things
00:48:10.700 and um uh you know all by the grace of god you know that's really all we got i like what trump
00:48:16.320 says where he goes like he's not he doesn't like he never stops to be depressed like he keeps
00:48:23.080 himself so busy that there's never time to be depressed like by the time he's in bed you're
00:48:26.640 so tired you just fall asleep i used to have that mentality or was told that mentality when i did
00:48:31.340 commercial real estate like my boss would be like at the end of the day if you're not going home and
00:48:35.340 you're exhausted and go to sleep right away like you didn't work hard enough really so i think
00:48:39.480 there's yeah i mean that's how you're wired that's some people are wired listen trump
00:48:43.740 is a different type of animal he doesn't drink he doesn't smoke which is good because you don't 0.99
00:48:49.160 pull yourself down and then you're you're you're waiting for some shit you know what i'm saying 0.98
00:48:54.100 and he's been through so many crazy life experiences maybe he relaxes playing golf or 0.99
00:48:59.260 he you know enjoys melania or whatever a little island he likes to go to i think that
00:49:05.000 I don't think he went
00:49:08.100 He never went
00:49:08.820 I know the files
00:49:12.500 Have you ever been to Thailand?
00:49:14.920 No
00:49:15.160 I was just asking
00:49:17.520 He wants to go 1.00
00:49:19.920 He's into Thai girls 1.00
00:49:22.840 He's into like 1.00
00:49:25.200 Robin Tugs and shit 0.99
00:49:26.240 What can you do man? 1.00
00:49:31.880 He wants to go to a country
00:49:33.160 Look man
00:49:34.680 Life goes on.
00:49:35.260 Yeah, yeah.
00:49:35.560 Rub and tug the country. 0.76
00:49:37.140 Yeah, yeah.
00:49:38.720 There's nothing wrong with that, I suppose.
00:49:41.180 Are you going to come to the show maybe Friday or Saturday?
00:49:43.120 I would love to.
00:49:43.780 Yeah, I'm with it.
00:49:44.660 Yeah?
00:49:44.920 You're inviting me?
00:49:46.060 What am I going to tell you? 1.00
00:49:46.820 Go fuck yourself? 1.00
00:49:50.100 Live on air. 1.00
00:49:50.840 You got new material over the last time?
00:49:53.760 I mean, last show was, I was impressed, bro.
00:49:58.520 I didn't even know it was going to be that good.
00:50:00.940 Some of it I post.
00:50:01.860 I mean, I'm not going to do the Mars joke.
00:50:04.300 because I posted it.
00:50:05.320 I would listen to that a second time.
00:50:07.100 I listened to it even, whatever.
00:50:08.220 I really enjoyed that one.
00:50:09.320 I think that was great.
00:50:10.200 I'll do a whole new set for your show.
00:50:12.560 You do whatever you want, and I'm there, man.
00:50:15.780 I'm there.
00:50:16.540 I want to do a Trax joke.
00:50:18.200 I had a Trax joke.
00:50:19.320 Nah, you don't got to do it.
00:50:20.240 That was because when the Minnesota thing happened
00:50:23.960 and I was like, you know, calling them out, 0.99
00:50:27.920 and then I was like, where's my money shit? 0.98
00:50:30.540 Yeah, my team was like, don't. 0.99
00:50:32.140 Just let it, you know, they're like, it can get turbulent 1.00
00:50:38.120 when you start being like, fuck this venue, fuck you. 1.00
00:50:42.800 Or like, or if I was just even bring it up and be like, 1.00
00:50:45.820 yeah, the show is canceled, these people are, or whatever.
00:50:49.120 It feels like the right thing to do, but for some reason
00:50:52.820 in our business, it's like, you can, I don't know, 0.99
00:50:55.580 it's fucked up. 0.98
00:50:56.400 So basically you just go, yeah, I don't even know. 0.99
00:50:58.820 Oh, it was canceled?
00:50:59.840 I didn't remember.
00:51:01.540 Next.
00:51:02.140 next show because you have to keep going to different places which is a huge like
00:51:06.580 how many shows they cancel for you man in general yeah all in all like all shows all
00:51:13.320 yeah how many times did they did what you say get you canceled and get your shows canceled
00:51:18.660 hey i don't want to answer yeah they're gonna keep coming for you i mean listen man that's a 0.69
00:51:24.520 shame but it's a fantastic show for anybody listening i fucking guarantee you guys are 0.97
00:51:30.100 i have a good time i had a fantastic fucking time i went i was so fucking surprised hilarious shit 0.96
00:51:35.200 and the atmosphere is fantastic thank you thank you and when i went to your store um i felt the 0.96
00:51:42.740 same thing no but honestly every time i've gone to your store you're very just like kind and like
00:51:49.040 you have this really cool like office and like everybody's just really interested in what they're
00:51:53.380 doing and working together and like this cohesive and it is a super inspiring thing to see and just
00:51:59.820 the way you kind of run things and how busy you are
00:52:02.380 and, you know, how many people you get to meet.
00:52:04.280 It's, you know, it's cool to be around.
00:52:06.360 I think it's important to be around energy,
00:52:08.740 like ascending energy and stuff.
00:52:12.000 And you put that energy out there for a lot of people,
00:52:16.280 like millions of people are just, you know,
00:52:18.620 you energize them, bro.
00:52:19.780 I hope so, bro.
00:52:20.780 I appreciate you coming on the podcast.
00:52:22.900 And, yeah, we'll see you tomorrow.
00:52:26.180 Inshallah.
00:52:26.740 We'll see you right now.
00:52:27.940 Peace out.