Bankas Podcast - March 29, 2024


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Episode Stats

Length

8 minutes

Words per Minute

159.39578

Word Count

1,414

Sentence Count

195


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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 America Takeover Tour is starting in May, April 20th. We're doing a show, a one-off show
00:00:07.840 at the Sapien Center in Austin, Texas. I don't know if you've ever been
00:00:11.820 to Austin, Texas, but it's a time, it's the right time to come, April 20th.
00:00:18.560 Boston, May 8th, Boston at Laugh Boston, 8 p.m. Boston, go get tickets. There's actually not that
00:00:27.900 many tickets left for Boston. Detroit, May 9th, Detroit House of Comedy, Friday, May 10th, Vogel
00:00:34.080 at Count Bassey in Red Bank, New Jersey. May 11th, Empire Comedy Club in Portland, Maine.
00:00:42.620 May 12th, New York Comedy Club in the East Village in New York City.
00:00:48.240 May 14th, Funny Bone in Orlando. Then the 15th of May will be Tampa Funny Bone.
00:00:56.400 The 16th will be the Dania Improv. Dania Beach, of course, I believe 30, 40 minutes from Miami.
00:01:04.000 So if you're out in Miami or that area, come watch a show. May 19th, Funny Bone in Syracuse.
00:01:12.480 All my Canadian fans, if you want to cross the border, I recommend it. Get out of the country
00:01:17.620 for a minute. Come watch a show. If you're in Kingston, Ontario, that's pretty close to you guys.
00:01:22.040 Syracuse on May 19th. May 20th, Helium Comedy Club, 8 p.m. in Philadelphia.
00:01:32.120 May 21st, Helium Comedy Club, Buffalo, New York. And then we're finishing the tour, the first
00:01:37.320 leg of the America Takeover tour on May 23rd in Albany, New York, which is kind of close
00:01:44.260 to where you're from, isn't it? It's like three hours. Three hours? Yeah. This is Greg
00:01:49.280 DePaul, everybody. How's it going? He's a comedian. Yep. He's... People are saying that
00:01:57.260 he looks like Justin Trudeau. I took a picture with him on my Instagram and everybody's saying
00:02:01.100 that he looks like Justin Trudeau. So I don't know if that is true, but if that is, leave
00:02:05.320 a comment. Oh yeah, we're going to pull it up. Pull up the picture of... It's good to look
00:02:10.680 like him, right? I mean, he's not ugly. Yeah. I mean, some people don't think he's good
00:02:15.500 looking. There we go. But they might hate his policy. Let's check out these comments.
00:02:21.580 Is that Justin Trudeau? Trudeau. Go to a gun range. Getting in fighting shape. Little do
00:02:30.920 they know, I went to IHOP last night and then I put a steak in an air fryer when I got home.
00:02:35.100 What's that stuff? That's the Drake concert. San Antonio. Yeah. Spurs.
00:02:46.020 Imagine Trudeau got that lit.
00:02:49.140 This is when we went to the Drake concert and got front row tickets.
00:02:52.940 It was pretty lit. I'm not going to lie.
00:02:56.740 What was your... What did you think about going to see Drake?
00:02:59.220 How did you feel? Yeah, that was one of the best nights.
00:03:01.580 That was one of the coolest things. Of your life? Yeah, it's up there.
00:03:05.280 Or just in general. What's the second coolest after that?
00:03:08.780 Second coolest night of my life?
00:03:12.360 Watching Drake on TV.
00:03:14.020 Yeah, when I re-watched the highlights the next night.
00:03:18.720 And then the next night I showed all my friends the clips and they were like,
00:03:21.580 dude, you're like the coolest guy ever.
00:03:23.960 That's amazing.
00:03:24.820 I know a guy.
00:03:25.540 It's kind of funny because all my fans are just like, Drake's gay.
00:03:28.500 Like a lot of my white fans are just like, why would you listen to that shit?
00:03:35.200 I'm like, because I love hit.
00:03:37.200 Go to the floor.
00:03:38.180 I love everything about it.
00:03:39.380 Go see him on the floor.
00:03:40.800 You'll change your mind.
00:03:43.140 He's a great performer.
00:03:43.660 I don't think there's any country music or even...
00:03:46.340 I've been to rock concerts.
00:03:48.300 There's no vibe.
00:03:50.200 There's no like, ooh, what are they going to do next?
00:03:53.200 It's just like, and there's like, oh yeah, another hit.
00:03:55.560 Okay, we'll sing along.
00:03:56.620 But this is like, you have no idea what he's about to do.
00:04:00.080 Like, he's just pulling crazy songs.
00:04:01.960 Like, he's got such a crazy catalog of songs.
00:04:05.920 Or what is it?
00:04:06.580 Library of songs?
00:04:08.060 No, catalog was a good word.
00:04:09.300 Catalog?
00:04:09.380 Yeah.
00:04:11.340 Fucking incredible.
00:04:12.700 I absolutely love it.
00:04:14.580 There's a sperm flying around.
00:04:15.860 Discography.
00:04:17.020 That's what it's called.
00:04:17.960 Discography.
00:04:18.200 There's so many cool things like flying around the concert too.
00:04:21.040 Just a sperm floating.
00:04:22.980 Kendrick Lamar has made a diss track about Drake with Future.
00:04:29.660 Yeah.
00:04:30.060 Did you see this?
00:04:31.740 We pulled this up.
00:04:32.880 I thought it was weird he did it with Future.
00:04:35.340 Just type in Kendrick Lamar or Drake.
00:04:39.060 It'll be like front page news.
00:04:41.180 I thought Future and Drake were like boys.
00:04:42.880 Yeah, but I think what happened is Future and Kendrick, I feel like they stopped making music when they got super, super big and made a lot of money.
00:04:56.840 And they just, like Future hasn't put it out in an album in a long time.
00:05:01.280 I'm pretty sure.
00:05:02.460 Right?
00:05:02.840 2022?
00:05:04.000 Really?
00:05:04.700 I think so.
00:05:05.100 Did he?
00:05:05.360 He put out the one that's got like that track, Massaging Me.
00:05:11.180 He's Massaging Me.
00:05:14.600 What about that track with the Drake track where it's, there's a Drake track with Future where life is good, you know what I mean?
00:05:25.140 That one?
00:05:26.460 What happened to that?
00:05:28.620 I don't know what the actual diss is.
00:05:30.320 The diss is like some weird line that I don't even think maybe isn't even a diss, but you're not going to find it like this.
00:05:37.120 You got to go back.
00:05:37.740 No, you found it.
00:05:38.780 It's right there.
00:05:39.540 Where?
00:05:40.700 No, no, go up.
00:05:41.940 Go up.
00:05:42.720 The whole thing that's highlighted.
00:05:43.900 Oh, yeah.
00:05:45.520 Oh, yeah.
00:05:46.240 Motherfuck the big three.
00:05:48.500 It's just big me.
00:05:50.340 N-word.
00:05:51.060 Bob, what?
00:05:52.240 I'm really like that.
00:05:53.440 And your best work is a light pack.
00:05:56.060 Blank.
00:05:56.680 Prince outlive my check.
00:05:58.320 It's an N-word.
00:05:58.800 Bum, for all your dogs.
00:06:01.140 See, that was the diss right there.
00:06:02.720 For all your dogs getting buried.
00:06:06.460 That's a K with all these nines.
00:06:09.180 He gon' see Pet Sematary.
00:06:12.560 You know what's ridiculous about this is?
00:06:16.980 Well, it's funny.
00:06:17.760 He's mad about the big three line from that Drake and J. Cole song.
00:06:21.940 Yeah.
00:06:22.620 Where he's like, me, K-Dot, and Aubrey, we're the big three.
00:06:26.380 And Kendrick's like, I don't want to be in the big three.
00:06:29.160 Look, he says it's just big me.
00:06:31.040 Yeah.
00:06:31.560 But the problem is that Kendrick Lamar is five foot one.
00:06:34.700 So he's not.
00:06:36.460 Kendrick Lamar is not cool.
00:06:37.960 I mean, he was cool when he was cool.
00:06:40.120 You know, be humble, all that stuff.
00:06:42.700 And then it's like, okay.
00:06:43.480 And then what'd you do?
00:06:44.340 Nothing.
00:06:44.920 He sat down.
00:06:45.540 Yeah.
00:06:45.720 He sat down for too long.
00:06:47.580 And now he wants to get back into making music.
00:06:49.580 And it's like, you're going to go after the big guy?
00:06:53.660 Drake?
00:06:54.300 Drizzy?
00:06:55.020 I don't know.
00:06:55.680 I don't think that's a good idea.
00:06:57.700 I like it.
00:06:58.680 It's entertaining.
00:07:00.060 What is?
00:07:00.980 Beef.
00:07:02.000 Yeah.
00:07:03.440 We'll see.
00:07:04.180 Because last time, Meek Mill was the last person who dissed Drake big.
00:07:08.640 Drake kind of ruined his career for five years.
00:07:10.660 Yeah, it would be kind of cool if Drake just ruined Kendrick's career right now.
00:07:16.260 I would laugh.
00:07:18.740 Is there a picture?
00:07:19.700 How tall is Kendrick Lamar?
00:07:21.060 Can we look up how tall he is?
00:07:22.300 He's like 5'6".
00:07:24.300 5'5".
00:07:30.300 Wow, bro.
00:07:32.160 He's big.
00:07:33.760 He's the same height as Lil Wayne.
00:07:35.540 His girl's taller than him.
00:07:39.060 He's not that cool.
00:07:40.660 Like, what?
00:07:41.420 There's nothing really that cool about him.
00:07:43.260 Like, how rich is he, though?
00:07:44.440 Let's see how rich he is.
00:07:46.100 And then we'll look up how rich Drake is.
00:07:49.060 And that'll be how I base my opinion.
00:07:53.100 75 mil.
00:07:54.400 Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:07:55.540 That's a lot of fucking money.
00:07:58.140 Oh, shit.
00:08:00.080 250.
00:08:00.540 250.
00:08:01.080 Well, that's like triple.
00:08:04.740 Fucking bitch.
00:08:05.900 Drake is triple the wealth of Kendrick Lamar.
00:08:09.580 Kendrick Lamar, 75 mil.
00:08:10.660 I feel like if I was Kendrick Lamar, I just wouldn't even rap if I had 75 mil.
00:08:17.020 You know what I mean?
00:08:17.760 It's like, just go invest in some startup.
00:08:20.880 I think that's what he's doing.
00:08:22.080 What?
00:08:22.500 He just drops an album every, like, four or five years and meditates for, like, the rest
00:08:27.340 of the time and just makes bread.
00:08:30.300 That's pretty crazy.
00:08:31.060 Maybe Drake's working too hard.
00:08:32.920 That's what everybody's trying to say, though.
00:08:34.500 Like, oh, Drake's working too hard.
00:08:36.000 He's like, bro, he's Jewish.
00:08:37.520 He's got to work.
00:08:38.200 You can't just sit around.
00:08:40.100 Hungry they were like, oh, yeah.
00:08:40.400 Oh,ja.
00:08:40.900 You can't just sit around.
00:08:41.160 Oh, yeah.
00:08:41.440 Oh, yeah.
00:08:41.740 Oh.
00:08:46.440 Oh, yeah.
00:08:48.480 Oh, yeah.