Bankas Podcast - March 29, 2024


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Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

159.39578

Word count

1,414

Sentence count

195

Harmful content

Misogyny

3

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Toxicity

25

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Hate speech

2

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Comedian Greg DePaul joins Jemele to talk about his love of Drake and his experience at his recent concert in San Antonio. They also talk about what it was like to be in the front row at the Drake concert.

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00:00:00.000 America Takeover Tour is starting in May, April 20th. We're doing a show, a one-off show
00:00:07.840 at the Sapien Center in Austin, Texas. I don't know if you've ever been
00:00:11.820 to Austin, Texas, but it's a time, it's the right time to come, April 20th.
00:00:18.560 Boston, May 8th, Boston at Laugh Boston, 8 p.m. Boston, go get tickets. There's actually not that
00:00:27.900 many tickets left for Boston. Detroit, May 9th, Detroit House of Comedy, Friday, May 10th, Vogel
00:00:34.080 at Count Bassey in Red Bank, New Jersey. May 11th, Empire Comedy Club in Portland, Maine.
00:00:42.620 May 12th, New York Comedy Club in the East Village in New York City.
00:00:48.240 May 14th, Funny Bone in Orlando. Then the 15th of May will be Tampa Funny Bone.
00:00:56.400 The 16th will be the Dania Improv. Dania Beach, of course, I believe 30, 40 minutes from Miami.
00:01:04.000 So if you're out in Miami or that area, come watch a show. May 19th, Funny Bone in Syracuse.
00:01:12.480 All my Canadian fans, if you want to cross the border, I recommend it. Get out of the country 1.00
00:01:17.620 for a minute. Come watch a show. If you're in Kingston, Ontario, that's pretty close to you guys.
00:01:22.040 Syracuse on May 19th. May 20th, Helium Comedy Club, 8 p.m. in Philadelphia.
00:01:32.120 May 21st, Helium Comedy Club, Buffalo, New York. And then we're finishing the tour, the first
00:01:37.320 leg of the America Takeover tour on May 23rd in Albany, New York, which is kind of close
00:01:44.260 to where you're from, isn't it? It's like three hours. Three hours? Yeah. This is Greg
00:01:49.280 DePaul, everybody. How's it going? He's a comedian. Yep. He's... People are saying that
00:01:57.260 he looks like Justin Trudeau. I took a picture with him on my Instagram and everybody's saying
00:02:01.100 that he looks like Justin Trudeau. So I don't know if that is true, but if that is, leave
00:02:05.320 a comment. Oh yeah, we're going to pull it up. Pull up the picture of... It's good to look
00:02:10.680 like him, right? I mean, he's not ugly. Yeah. I mean, some people don't think he's good
00:02:15.500 looking. There we go. But they might hate his policy. Let's check out these comments.
00:02:21.580 Is that Justin Trudeau? Trudeau. Go to a gun range. Getting in fighting shape. Little do
00:02:30.920 they know, I went to IHOP last night and then I put a steak in an air fryer when I got home.
00:02:35.100 What's that stuff? That's the Drake concert. San Antonio. Yeah. Spurs.
00:02:46.020 Imagine Trudeau got that lit.
00:02:49.140 This is when we went to the Drake concert and got front row tickets.
00:02:52.940 It was pretty lit. I'm not going to lie.
00:02:56.740 What was your... What did you think about going to see Drake?
00:02:59.220 How did you feel? Yeah, that was one of the best nights.
00:03:01.580 That was one of the coolest things. Of your life? Yeah, it's up there.
00:03:05.280 Or just in general. What's the second coolest after that?
00:03:08.780 Second coolest night of my life?
00:03:12.360 Watching Drake on TV.
00:03:14.020 Yeah, when I re-watched the highlights the next night.
00:03:18.720 And then the next night I showed all my friends the clips and they were like,
00:03:21.580 dude, you're like the coolest guy ever.
00:03:23.960 That's amazing.
00:03:24.820 I know a guy. 0.55
00:03:25.540 It's kind of funny because all my fans are just like, Drake's gay. 1.00
00:03:28.500 Like a lot of my white fans are just like, why would you listen to that shit? 1.00
00:03:35.200 I'm like, because I love hit. 1.00
00:03:37.200 Go to the floor.
00:03:38.180 I love everything about it.
00:03:39.380 Go see him on the floor.
00:03:40.800 You'll change your mind.
00:03:43.140 He's a great performer.
00:03:43.660 I don't think there's any country music or even...
00:03:46.340 I've been to rock concerts.
00:03:48.300 There's no vibe.
00:03:50.200 There's no like, ooh, what are they going to do next?
00:03:53.200 It's just like, and there's like, oh yeah, another hit.
00:03:55.560 Okay, we'll sing along.
00:03:56.620 But this is like, you have no idea what he's about to do.
00:04:00.080 Like, he's just pulling crazy songs.
00:04:01.960 Like, he's got such a crazy catalog of songs.
00:04:05.920 Or what is it?
00:04:06.580 Library of songs?
00:04:08.060 No, catalog was a good word.
00:04:09.300 Catalog?
00:04:09.380 Yeah. 0.99
00:04:11.340 Fucking incredible. 0.95
00:04:12.700 I absolutely love it. 0.99
00:04:14.580 There's a sperm flying around. 0.98
00:04:15.860 Discography. 0.79
00:04:17.020 That's what it's called.
00:04:17.960 Discography.
00:04:18.200 There's so many cool things like flying around the concert too.
00:04:21.040 Just a sperm floating. 0.80
00:04:22.980 Kendrick Lamar has made a diss track about Drake with Future.
00:04:29.660 Yeah.
00:04:30.060 Did you see this?
00:04:31.740 We pulled this up.
00:04:32.880 I thought it was weird he did it with Future.
00:04:35.340 Just type in Kendrick Lamar or Drake.
00:04:39.060 It'll be like front page news.
00:04:41.180 I thought Future and Drake were like boys.
00:04:42.880 Yeah, but I think what happened is Future and Kendrick, I feel like they stopped making music when they got super, super big and made a lot of money.
00:04:56.840 And they just, like Future hasn't put it out in an album in a long time.
00:05:01.280 I'm pretty sure.
00:05:02.460 Right?
00:05:02.840 2022?
00:05:04.000 Really?
00:05:04.700 I think so.
00:05:05.100 Did he?
00:05:05.360 He put out the one that's got like that track, Massaging Me.
00:05:11.180 He's Massaging Me.
00:05:14.600 What about that track with the Drake track where it's, there's a Drake track with Future where life is good, you know what I mean?
00:05:25.140 That one?
00:05:26.460 What happened to that?
00:05:28.620 I don't know what the actual diss is.
00:05:30.320 The diss is like some weird line that I don't even think maybe isn't even a diss, but you're not going to find it like this.
00:05:37.120 You got to go back.
00:05:37.740 No, you found it.
00:05:38.780 It's right there.
00:05:39.540 Where?
00:05:40.700 No, no, go up.
00:05:41.940 Go up.
00:05:42.720 The whole thing that's highlighted.
00:05:43.900 Oh, yeah.
00:05:45.520 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:05:46.240 Motherfuck the big three. 1.00
00:05:48.500 It's just big me. 1.00
00:05:50.340 N-word.
00:05:51.060 Bob, what?
00:05:52.240 I'm really like that.
00:05:53.440 And your best work is a light pack.
00:05:56.060 Blank.
00:05:56.680 Prince outlive my check.
00:05:58.320 It's an N-word. 0.99
00:05:58.800 Bum, for all your dogs. 0.76
00:06:01.140 See, that was the diss right there.
00:06:02.720 For all your dogs getting buried.
00:06:06.460 That's a K with all these nines.
00:06:09.180 He gon' see Pet Sematary. 0.94
00:06:12.560 You know what's ridiculous about this is? 0.83
00:06:16.980 Well, it's funny. 0.89
00:06:17.760 He's mad about the big three line from that Drake and J. Cole song.
00:06:21.940 Yeah.
00:06:22.620 Where he's like, me, K-Dot, and Aubrey, we're the big three.
00:06:26.380 And Kendrick's like, I don't want to be in the big three.
00:06:29.160 Look, he says it's just big me.
00:06:31.040 Yeah.
00:06:31.560 But the problem is that Kendrick Lamar is five foot one.
00:06:34.700 So he's not. 0.72
00:06:36.460 Kendrick Lamar is not cool.
00:06:37.960 I mean, he was cool when he was cool.
00:06:40.120 You know, be humble, all that stuff.
00:06:42.700 And then it's like, okay.
00:06:43.480 And then what'd you do?
00:06:44.340 Nothing.
00:06:44.920 He sat down.
00:06:45.540 Yeah.
00:06:45.720 He sat down for too long.
00:06:47.580 And now he wants to get back into making music.
00:06:49.580 And it's like, you're going to go after the big guy?
00:06:53.660 Drake?
00:06:54.300 Drizzy?
00:06:55.020 I don't know.
00:06:55.680 I don't think that's a good idea.
00:06:57.700 I like it.
00:06:58.680 It's entertaining.
00:07:00.060 What is?
00:07:00.980 Beef.
00:07:02.000 Yeah.
00:07:03.440 We'll see.
00:07:04.180 Because last time, Meek Mill was the last person who dissed Drake big.
00:07:08.640 Drake kind of ruined his career for five years.
00:07:10.660 Yeah, it would be kind of cool if Drake just ruined Kendrick's career right now.
00:07:16.260 I would laugh.
00:07:18.740 Is there a picture?
00:07:19.700 How tall is Kendrick Lamar?
00:07:21.060 Can we look up how tall he is?
00:07:22.300 He's like 5'6".
00:07:24.300 5'5".
00:07:30.300 Wow, bro.
00:07:32.160 He's big.
00:07:33.760 He's the same height as Lil Wayne.
00:07:35.540 His girl's taller than him.
00:07:39.060 He's not that cool.
00:07:40.660 Like, what?
00:07:41.420 There's nothing really that cool about him.
00:07:43.260 Like, how rich is he, though?
00:07:44.440 Let's see how rich he is.
00:07:46.100 And then we'll look up how rich Drake is.
00:07:49.060 And that'll be how I base my opinion.
00:07:53.100 75 mil.
00:07:54.400 Oh, Jesus Christ. 1.00
00:07:55.540 That's a lot of fucking money. 1.00
00:07:58.140 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:08:00.080 250. 1.00
00:08:00.540 250.
00:08:01.080 Well, that's like triple. 1.00
00:08:04.740 Fucking bitch. 1.00
00:08:05.900 Drake is triple the wealth of Kendrick Lamar. 1.00
00:08:09.580 Kendrick Lamar, 75 mil.
00:08:10.660 I feel like if I was Kendrick Lamar, I just wouldn't even rap if I had 75 mil.
00:08:17.020 You know what I mean?
00:08:17.760 It's like, just go invest in some startup.
00:08:20.880 I think that's what he's doing.
00:08:22.080 What?
00:08:22.500 He just drops an album every, like, four or five years and meditates for, like, the rest
00:08:27.340 of the time and just makes bread.
00:08:30.300 That's pretty crazy.
00:08:31.060 Maybe Drake's working too hard.
00:08:32.920 That's what everybody's trying to say, though.
00:08:34.500 Like, oh, Drake's working too hard.
00:08:36.000 He's like, bro, he's Jewish.
00:08:37.520 He's got to work.
00:08:38.200 You can't just sit around.
00:08:40.100 Hungry they were like, oh, yeah.
00:08:40.400 Oh,ja.
00:08:40.900 You can't just sit around.
00:08:41.160 Oh, yeah.
00:08:41.440 Oh, yeah.
00:08:41.740 Oh.
00:08:46.440 Oh, yeah.
00:08:48.480 Oh, yeah.