Bankas Podcast - Safe Space ｜ The Bankas Show - #018

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00:00:09.760 And funds go to paying for the Jews to produce this podcast. 0.95

00:00:16.220 Be on Google.

00:00:17.440 Because right now we have no Jews, we have no Chinese, and we have no Indians.

00:00:24.320 And that's really...

00:00:27.400 Okay, we're starting over.

00:00:28.360 Welcome to the show, everybody.

00:00:31.040 My name is Ben Bankus, and I'm the future mayor of Toronto, the future coach of the Toronto OnlyFans, 0.63

00:00:37.000 the WNBA team, the future person who's going to have sex in the mayor's office. 0.79

00:00:45.920 As many of you know, I am a comedian, and I'm going on tour.

00:00:50.020 It is a bit of a mayoral campaign.

00:00:53.020 So if you are going to come see me live, here's where you can do it.

00:00:57.020 That's a weird way to phrase it.

00:00:58.860 I don't think that's how you speak English, but most of my constituents don't speak English.

00:01:05.100 So where is it?

00:01:07.460 Where am I going to be?

00:01:08.720 Sudbury, 9th and 10th of March.

00:01:10.460 Then we have Ottawa, the 22nd and 23rd of March, Victoria, BC, the 29th, Surrey, BC, the 30th, Vancouver, the 1st of April, the 4th of April, we're in Kelowna, BC, the 6th of April, we're in Calgary, 7th, we're in Edmonton.

00:01:26.460 Edmonton, we're still looking at the new venue, probably going to be Yuck Yucks. 0.96

00:01:29.640 I had to change it because the venue reported my event break because I hadn't changed their fucking location yet, and they almost deleted the fucking event. 0.99

00:01:38.320 That's insane. 1.00

00:01:39.100 Fucking pieces of shit. 1.00

00:01:40.320 The 8th in Red Deer, 9th Fort Mac, 14th Saskatoon, 15th Regina, and 21, 22, 23, 27, 28, 29, I think, or 26, 27, 28, whatever. 1.00

00:01:56.040 Winnipeg, it's going to suck. 1.00

00:01:57.840 Fuck Winnipeg. 1.00

00:01:59.600 No, I'm excited. 1.00

00:02:00.700 No, it has nothing to do with the place sucking. 0.98

00:02:02.380 I'm excited for Winnipeg.

00:02:03.320 It's just that we're doing 10 shows for less money than I would do if I did one show.

00:02:08.900 So, anyway, come see those shows.

00:02:10.960 Also, May 4th, Kingston, Ontario.

00:02:14.940 Yes, and we are on the campaign trail right now.

00:02:19.780 We are campaigning.

00:02:21.940 What are we doing, Boardman?

00:02:23.920 We are going to become leaders of the free world of Toronto.

00:02:27.540 Thank you.

00:02:29.180 What do we got? 0.99

00:02:30.680 We got a bunch of articles now because I think Boardman's just on my computer looking at fucking porn. 0.99

00:02:35.460 I don't know what he's doing. 0.95

00:02:36.160 I'm loading all the articles you have.

00:02:37.920 I know, there's a lot. 0.93

00:02:38.900 They're from, like, the last three fucking weeks. 0.98

00:02:41.020 Yeah. 0.98

00:02:41.220 I can't discern where and when you want to bring these up, but there's some Trudeau in China and some woke nonsense.

00:02:48.880 Yes, Trudeau in China.

00:02:49.940 What's going on with Trudeau in China?

00:02:52.720 I mean, he basically...

00:02:54.220 He's Chinese now.

00:02:54.780 He's transitioned.

00:02:55.440 Yeah, I mean, he's transitioned to a Chinese person and, well, I mean, we all know that the Chinese are trying to interfere in every single political party across the world. 1.00

00:03:05.660 And it looks like the liberals winked and nodded and sort of accepted, we don't know if it was favors or money, but there are seemingly pro-CCP candidates inside the liberal party.

00:03:16.640 Every rub and tug is a Chinese police station. 0.99

00:03:19.680 It is. 0.99

00:03:20.260 No, it's you get jerked off and you come, you make a bad decision after. 0.99

00:03:23.820 It's what it is. 0.98

00:03:24.700 Thank you, K.R.S.

00:03:26.020 You can never go back to TNT.

00:03:29.320 TNT is my favorite store.

00:03:31.900 I want to go to TNT right now, actually.

00:03:34.380 It's TNT.

00:03:35.160 TNT?

00:03:36.120 Tim and Teresa's grocery store.

00:03:38.400 No, it's a real Chinese grocery store.

00:03:40.140 Oh, yeah, right.

00:03:41.140 We're going to go there after.

00:03:42.120 Yeah?

00:03:42.540 Yeah, we should. 0.99

00:03:43.260 I want to get like a fucking... 1.00

00:03:44.200 They have like the ducks hanging and shit. 1.00

00:03:46.020 Honestly, who gives a shit? 1.00

00:03:47.580 Let China interfere in the elections. 1.00

00:03:49.380 We're a terrible country.

00:03:50.460 They seem like they're doing pretty good.

00:03:52.040 Everything I see coming from their news looks pretty good.

00:03:54.600 I mean, they wouldn't lie.

00:03:55.780 It's the news.

00:03:56.760 Well, you just see it.

00:03:57.920 They're like...

00:03:58.520 You know, what Chinese news are you watching?

00:04:00.740 Oh, but you don't read the Chinese news.

00:04:01.520 Hold on.

00:04:02.900 Today we are very rich.

00:04:04.680 You don't read Metro News on the TTC?

00:04:09.680 China is a place where you're not allowed to move around cities now.

00:04:15.780 50-minute cities is a new thing in China, right?

00:04:18.280 They invented that just like they invented the lockdowns, which is kind of interesting because

00:04:22.120 for some reason, the West loves saying how China's, you know, they're evil, they're infiltrating,

00:04:29.140 they're trying to, you know, take over.

00:04:31.520 And then at the same time, they just do every single thing that they do.

00:04:34.800 Well, yeah, because...

00:04:35.820 Stop fidgeting. 1.00

00:04:36.440 Fuck. 1.00

00:04:36.640 I mean, what's the matter with the Chinese? 1.00

00:04:38.520 You don't like Chinese food?

00:04:39.500 You don't like fortune cookies?

00:04:40.620 Well, that's like literally...

00:04:41.640 They haven't...

00:04:42.420 That's Trudeau's argument.

00:04:43.520 They haven't led us astray so far.

00:04:45.320 Why wouldn't we keep trusting them?

00:04:46.560 But that...

00:04:46.940 It sources China as the reason why lockdowns work.

00:04:49.440 That was like official Canadian medical standard practice is you can't be anti-lockdown as

00:04:55.840 a doctor.

00:04:56.320 You could lose your license.

00:04:57.300 And the evidence is the Chinese government says they work.

00:05:00.480 Well, this is the thing is that Trudeau's excuse for letting China meddle in the election

00:05:05.360 is basically what Armin said, which is just, hey, you don't like Chinese food?

00:05:09.640 Like literally.

00:05:10.480 He's like, you're...

00:05:12.560 There's another country infiltrating your elections and all we're worried.

00:05:18.240 We're basically like, so you're saying you're a racist against people who like fortune cookies?

00:05:24.820 We should call that...

00:05:25.600 That's what...

00:05:26.320 Saying somebody's Chinese sounds racist.

00:05:28.760 I think we should start calling Chinese people, people who like fortune cookies. 1.00

00:05:33.080 People who...

00:05:37.080 People who...

00:05:39.080 What's another woke term for a Chinese?

00:05:41.560 People that are Chinese.

00:05:44.260 People of China? 0.90

00:05:45.700 Yeah.

00:05:46.480 Yeah, bring back Chinamen. 1.00

00:05:48.020 POCs. 0.70

00:05:48.640 People of China.

00:05:49.600 Yeah.

00:05:50.160 POCs. 0.70

00:05:50.660 People of China.

00:05:51.260 People of China.

00:05:52.720 We are the people of China.

00:05:54.700 Brought to you by the Toronto Raptors.

00:05:56.060 Women aren't real. 1.00

00:05:59.100 Yeah. 0.98

00:06:00.280 I, for one, am okay with the Chinese interference. 1.00

00:06:03.080 I think that we should welcome it, and I think we need more of it, actually.

00:06:07.360 I think that China should be in charge of all of our elections, and I think that that's 1.00

00:06:12.280 a brilliant way forward for our country to heal, because we're in a healing...

00:06:19.160 People don't talk about how much we're healing right now.

00:06:21.680 We're healing from the pandemic.

00:06:24.120 We're healing from...

00:06:25.760 Racism?

00:06:27.680 9-11 still, right?

00:06:31.480 Are we not?

00:06:33.640 Yeah.

00:06:34.020 I'm still not over it.

00:06:35.100 It's funny how 9-11 seemed so bad, but now if 9-11 happened, we'd be like, and?

00:06:43.000 I think it'd be cool.

00:06:45.580 I wish I was...

00:06:46.180 I mean, it's an awful thing, but to have gone through that rather than what my 9-11 was,

00:06:52.080 which was just lockdown.

00:06:53.340 I had to do school run run.

00:06:55.340 Yeah, basically.

00:06:56.420 I wish I had.

00:06:56.880 But it was worse somehow, even though it was a slow burn.

00:07:01.320 Now, there are the conspiracy theories that both COVID and 9-11, both planned by the government,

00:07:08.240 and if that's true, I mean, they obviously learned a lot from 9-11.

00:07:13.780 They learned that, okay, that was a bit much, right?

00:07:17.020 We didn't need to really fly a plane into a building to destroy the world.

00:07:20.860 All we need to do is come up with a virus that doesn't really even kill anybody, you know?

00:07:25.940 And we can ruin the world way faster because 9-11 was, that's when the Patriot Act came out.

00:07:32.020 That's when the whole idea that we're going to access your information.

00:07:35.420 I mean, Canada did the same thing.

00:07:36.660 What was the Canadian equivalent of the Patriot Act?

00:07:40.440 I think it got Bill C-51.

00:07:42.980 Bill C-51, yes.

00:07:43.980 I remember that.

00:07:44.840 Bill C-51. 1.00

00:07:46.340 But, like, all these Western countries have these bills where they're allowed to read all your fucking shit 1.00

00:07:50.780 and your texts and go through your phones and go through your... 1.00

00:07:53.580 And we don't even care.

00:07:54.540 We haven't cared about that in a long time.

00:07:57.020 And then the government does lockdowns.

00:07:59.320 And then the government tracked our every movement during the pandemic,

00:08:02.920 which we, for some reason, were okay with en masse.

00:08:06.220 And people want to say, I wasn't okay with it.

00:08:08.320 Yeah, but, like, generally, we were okay with it.

00:08:11.840 We didn't burn anything down.

00:08:13.300 We didn't blow anything up.

00:08:14.780 Not that we should, and I'm not advocating for that.

00:08:17.620 But I'm just saying that the only...

00:08:20.160 BLM is the only movement that pushed back on something. 0.99

00:08:24.180 And they got a lot for what they did, which was basically breaking shit and blowing shit up, burning stuff down. 0.97

00:08:32.120 And they got a lot of gains, culturally at least, in terms of being recognized, 0.98

00:08:37.480 in terms of, you know, look how the BIPOC woke movement is born out of BLM.

00:08:44.500 Is it not?

00:08:46.760 I mean, I think it's one of the biggest drivers of the woke movement.

00:08:50.640 But, like, during BLM, there was...

00:08:52.520 We didn't have as much trans talk. 0.66

00:08:54.580 It was all just black talk. 0.99

00:08:56.700 But now it's... 0.87

00:08:57.640 Now it's just not even black. 0.80

00:09:00.080 Like, the BLM thing was, like, so short.

00:09:02.180 Now it's only trans that we talk about. 0.63

00:09:04.180 Yeah, because I think trans is more like... 1.00

00:09:05.960 Only trans, also.

00:09:07.000 Very funny.

00:09:07.660 Only trans. 0.94

00:09:08.360 Sounds like OnlyFans.

00:09:10.020 Because I think everyone, like, got on board with BLM of, like, racism is bad.

00:09:13.700 Everyone's like, okay, yeah, racism is bad.

00:09:15.800 Whereas there's still some pushback when you're like,

00:09:17.240 men are women and should be allowed into women's change rooms. 1.00

00:09:20.640 If they say so.

00:09:21.520 And people are like, eh.

00:09:24.140 Right.

00:09:25.100 Which is why we're talking about it still.

00:09:28.860 Because, like, BLM was, like, three months.

00:09:31.040 And then Asian hate was, like, a day. 0.95

00:09:34.700 Until they found out that all the people pressing square button on the Asian people's faces were black. 0.97

00:09:40.620 And then they were like, okay, we gotta wrap this up. 0.68

00:09:43.020 And then maybe that was why they came out with trans. 0.85

00:09:44.540 Because they're like, oh, trans. 1.00

00:09:45.540 I think trans started after gay marriage.

00:09:47.900 Because it was like, you had all the gay organizations that were like, we won, but we still need to raise money. 1.00

00:09:53.160 And some people still want jobs in gay activism.

00:09:55.020 Like, what do you rally for once you have equal gay rights?

00:09:58.660 So you're saying that trans, the whole thing, is just a money grab?

00:10:03.040 Not the whole thing.

00:10:04.200 So it's basically, we're basically living in a capitalist dictatorship.

00:10:09.600 Yeah, woke capitalism.

00:10:10.680 This is woke capitalism.

00:10:11.340 But is woke capitalism still capitalism?

00:10:13.740 Or has it become dictatorship?

00:10:15.220 Like, at what point are we in a dictatorship when...

00:10:20.180 I mean, I don't know if we're in a dictatorship.

00:10:21.940 Are we?

00:10:23.000 Not yet.

00:10:23.400 But we're trending towards...

00:10:24.440 You could say, like, the definition of fascism is corporations and states are merged.

00:10:29.540 Right?

00:10:29.840 So if you have these woke corporations getting to, like, woke capital and bullying the government to say, like, okay, give us a better ESG score because we support black trans, this, this, this, this. 0.99

00:10:40.700 What the fuck's an ESG? 0.96

00:10:42.020 Is that, like, ESL? 0.99

00:10:43.780 It's like your social credit.

00:10:45.180 It's a Canadian version of a social credit system.

00:10:47.060 So Chinese have a social credit system in the West. 0.75

00:10:50.400 And Canada advertise it.

00:10:51.500 We want to have an ESG score.

00:10:53.400 Environment, social justice, and governance.

00:10:55.900 And you rate companies based on how woke they are.

00:10:59.140 It's very interesting.

00:11:02.420 Well, Boardman was a good addition to the show.

00:11:05.060 Wait a minute. 0.99

00:11:05.600 I went to Queens for sucking guys off. 0.99

00:11:08.040 Now I'm in a library. 1.00

00:11:09.460 Dude, fucking have some charisma. 0.99

00:11:11.180 At least throw in a joke. 1.00

00:11:13.040 A little funny pizzazz.

00:11:14.640 Our other friend thinks that Boardman's a, what is it?

00:11:20.000 Like a shyster?

00:11:21.560 A shyster?

00:11:22.200 Like a Chrysler?

00:11:23.280 No, like a...

00:11:23.960 Chrysler 300?

00:11:25.100 What did he say?

00:11:25.780 Swindler?

00:11:26.680 Swindler, yeah. 0.98

00:11:27.440 He's like a con artist. 0.95

00:11:29.240 Well, he kind of is. 0.95

00:11:30.000 He runs that Twitter space for Iranians that he doesn't care about. 1.00

00:11:32.800 Just to make clout. 0.68

00:11:33.980 Which is, like, hilarious.

00:11:35.100 He's like, oh, there's a tragedy happening.

00:11:36.780 Time to go live. 1.00

00:11:37.780 Like, what a piece of shit. 1.00

00:11:39.060 Fuck you. 1.00

00:11:39.880 And then you're going to sit here and act like the wokes are the bads? 1.00

00:11:42.120 You're just as bad.

00:11:43.360 Yeah, you're like right-wing woke.

00:11:44.560 Yeah, you're right-wing woke.

00:11:45.480 I think at the end of the day, we just need to have a society where we can talk to each other

00:11:49.060 and not yell at each other like we just did to Daniel. 0.93

00:11:51.980 I think that we need to send the Jews to the camps. 1.00

00:11:56.380 Oh, no. 0.88

00:11:57.180 I mean, listen, if it frees Palestine. 0.90

00:11:59.420 I'm joking.

00:12:00.200 Yeah.

00:12:00.640 Trans, though.

00:12:02.460 Yeah.

00:12:03.060 Send them.

00:12:03.660 No, but I think that because of, like, the woke ideology that we're pushing on people,

00:12:07.820 they're going to be super right-wing.

00:12:09.840 That's just what happens.

00:12:10.520 Well, this is what my issue is with everything that's happening right now.

00:12:13.780 Like, the people who comment on my videos thinking that they're real and not sarcasm 1.00

00:12:18.600 and are mad at me and going, you're a piece of shit. 1.00

00:12:21.180 Somebody commented on one of my videos saying, you're a fucking queer. 1.00

00:12:25.320 And it's like... 1.00

00:12:26.240 It's pretty funny. 0.99

00:12:27.000 That is fucking hilarious. 0.98

00:12:28.180 I like this. 0.99

00:12:28.540 I like...

00:12:29.020 Yeah.

00:12:29.420 You did?

00:12:29.880 Yeah.

00:12:30.260 I think it's funny, but it's scary because those are the people who are actually...

00:12:35.440 Yeah.

00:12:35.600 People are like, Ben Bankers is...

00:12:37.080 It's like, okay, well, I'm not in control of what other people think.

00:12:40.820 And yeah, I'm in control. 0.98

00:12:41.920 I have a following and I'm posting shit that I think is funny. 0.95

00:12:44.980 And if people are mad, you know, if they're so blinded by what I'm doing that they, you 1.00

00:12:49.400 know, think it's real, then they're fucking dumb. 1.00

00:12:51.420 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:51.620 And I think they don't realize that it's the same.

00:12:53.420 And they're the people who are going to do something bad.

00:12:55.340 They're the people who want to, you know, put people in camps.

00:12:59.940 Well, it's the same as if you're a quote-unquote woke comic and then you tell a racy joke and

00:13:03.180 then all your fans call you a racist.

00:13:04.720 It's the same thing.

00:13:05.660 You're just getting mad because you...

00:13:06.720 Except woke comics don't have fans.

00:13:08.520 Yeah.

00:13:08.980 Well, listen.

00:13:09.740 Trevor Noah is my favorite comedian.

00:13:11.580 Trevor Noah...

00:13:13.120 He's great.

00:13:13.900 You don't like...

00:13:14.520 He's good.

00:13:15.080 He's a good comic.

00:13:16.160 Didn't he quit?

00:13:17.480 Did he?

00:13:19.080 I think I saw something.

00:13:19.980 Is that a whole rumor that Shane Gillis is taking over that show?

00:13:22.320 I think that was just a straight rumor.

00:13:24.020 Just straight up PR.

00:13:24.980 I think we should do that with you.

00:13:27.760 We should just be like Ben Bankus.

00:13:29.100 I think we are doing that with me.

00:13:30.480 Yeah, we are.

00:13:31.080 But you are going to become mayor and then I'm going to get a $90,000 job in Boardman.

00:13:35.420 We're going to fire you.

00:13:36.800 We're going to embezzle so much money.

00:13:38.780 Chris Guy is going to be making videos every three days. 0.75

00:13:41.420 Ben Bankus is corrupt and here's why.

00:13:44.640 Yeah, then you're going to make a video like I am. 0.96

00:13:46.880 I'm a comedian though.

00:13:48.000 I'm just going to do a face swab of Chris Guy and go,

00:13:50.020 Oh, yeah.

00:13:51.060 Did you hear about 9-11?

00:13:52.400 This tax evasion is all satire.

00:13:56.180 Hit us with that.

00:13:57.340 Yeah, hit us with an art.

00:13:58.560 Okay, here's one that says,

00:14:00.580 Climate change threatens Canadian security.

00:14:02.480 Prosperity warns CSIS.

00:14:04.420 So, the government of Canada has something called CSIS for American listeners,

00:14:09.900 which is CSIS is the Canadian CIA.

00:14:13.740 No, it's the Canadian FBI.

00:14:15.400 No, no.

00:14:16.040 RCMP is the FBI.

00:14:17.000 Okay, so it's the Canadian CIA.

00:14:19.100 And their job is to find out how bad climate change is, apparently.

00:14:25.780 Is that what they did a study to find that climate change is causing what?

00:14:31.560 Like, there's going to be like the parting of the seas of like Moses and the Chinese are going to march through. 1.00

00:14:37.200 Like, how is that a national security threat?

00:14:40.640 So, newly released analysis by the Canadian Security Intelligence Services also foresees an increase in ideological motivated violent extremism from people who want to speed up climate change solutions and those more interested in preserving their current way of life.

00:14:53.180 Wait, read that again?

00:14:54.920 What is speed up what?

00:14:56.960 So, increase in ideological motivated...

00:15:01.180 They're basically saying there's going to be terrorism from people who are like, we want eco-terrorism and counter-eco-terrorism.

00:15:11.860 So, what do you mean by eco-terrorism?

00:15:13.320 Like driving your car and idling or...?

00:15:15.460 No, it's like people who are like, save the whales and like blowing up a fishing ship.

00:15:19.540 Oh, so they're for the boys. 1.00

00:15:20.640 They're like, fuck the environment. 1.00

00:15:21.820 You want to tie yourself to a tree, we put you in Guantanamo. 1.00

00:15:24.520 Is that what it is?

00:15:25.440 Guantanamo.

00:15:25.560 It's that, but they also say the people opposing that are terrorists too.

00:15:29.100 They're like, everyone is going to be a terrorist on eco-stuff.

00:15:33.180 So, it's basically an argument...

00:15:34.480 So, they're suggesting that more and more people are going to blow things up in the name of environmental, like making the environment better, but they're by doing that going to destroy the environment?

00:15:45.080 It's basically a bullshit way from what I understand of them saying climate change is a very serious national security threat, so let's talk about that.

00:15:55.380 Also, CSIS, there was currently a leaker where they're like, China is trying to infiltrate the election. 0.93

00:16:00.540 So, this is them just saying, no, we need to fight climate change for national security.

00:16:04.860 It's them making a, you know...

00:16:06.900 That's totally insane.

00:16:08.100 Yeah.

00:16:10.600 Right?

00:16:11.200 Isn't that insane?

00:16:12.880 Yeah.

00:16:13.740 Is it...

00:16:14.420 I mean...

00:16:15.500 Fight climate change, save the country.

00:16:19.240 15-minute cities, you can't leave your neighborhood, and then we're going to save the country, right?

00:16:27.160 Well, you won't even know if the climate's bad because you can't leave to see it.

00:16:30.440 So, then, in that way, it's saved.

00:16:32.620 It's like Schrodinger's cat.

00:16:33.520 I feel like every time it rains now, they're just like, this is climate change.

00:16:36.680 It's like, isn't this just rain?

00:16:37.960 Isn't this Canada?

00:16:39.860 It snowed eight times this winter.

00:16:42.280 This is awful.

00:16:43.200 It definitely does snow less, though.

00:16:45.040 I do feel like when I was a kid, maybe I was just because I was little.

00:16:48.320 It snowed the other day.

00:16:49.380 No, but I mean, I feel like we only have one or two of those a winter now.

00:16:53.640 I feel like when I was a kid, it snowed once a year.

00:16:58.120 When I was a kid, there was a big snowstorm, and that was like it.

00:17:01.140 But other than that, I guess it only snows now, and it's like extreme.

00:17:07.420 Yeah, and then after it snows, do you notice that it gets warm the day after?

00:17:10.700 After the storm we just had, it was like six degrees out.

00:17:13.400 I think the real national security threat to Canada and global warming is that Canada's 0.94

00:17:19.420 just going to become more and more hospitable and more and more of a place that people

00:17:24.040 actually can live at, and there'll be more and more area that'll be hospitable because 0.98

00:17:28.220 of the temperatures will rise, and I think we're just going to have so many fucking people 0.97

00:17:32.820 trying to come here. 0.97

00:17:33.860 That is a national security threat.

00:17:35.880 Having 1,000 migrants or 3,000 migrants in all the hotels in Niagara Falls, to me, is 1.00

00:17:42.120 a fucking national security threat. 0.99

00:17:43.640 But there's probably somebody listening to this whole podcast very upset. 1.00

00:17:50.120 We're in a public library right now.

00:17:53.020 Also...

00:17:53.220 There's 1,000 migrants here.

00:17:54.800 Something we didn't talk about was, because people probably want to know, is the me getting

00:17:59.420 canceled from Edmonton Fridge.

00:18:01.980 Edmonton Fridge Theater.

00:18:04.240 Can we talk about that?

00:18:05.340 There's nothing really to bring up about that.

00:18:06.880 But basically what happened is the Edmonton Fridge Theater, we had booked a show there

00:18:11.660 March...

00:18:13.880 Sorry.

00:18:14.740 No, I booked it in January.

00:18:17.780 And then March 3rd, they messaged me basically saying, hey, we literally hadn't looked at your

00:18:23.080 Instagram until just now, I guess.

00:18:25.580 And they...

00:18:26.520 The guy...

00:18:27.220 I had a conversation with him.

00:18:28.520 I'm pretty pissed off because I recorded the whole call, but for some reason it didn't... 0.97

00:18:32.460 Like, I fucked up and it got no audio. 0.85

00:18:34.760 You know what I think it is? 0.99

00:18:35.360 I think it's because...

00:18:36.520 Remember when you were booking it?

00:18:38.020 I remember you told me, you talked to the sales guy and you asked, will they cancel

00:18:42.260 me for anything?

00:18:42.800 And he's like, no, bro, don't worry about it. 1.00

00:18:44.220 And then he made his commission and he fucked off. 1.00

00:18:47.180 And then a month later, the stop season, they cancel you and you just got fucked by capitalism, 1.00

00:18:51.920 dude. 0.99

00:18:52.320 Well, basically...

00:18:52.960 I mean, the guy who called me, which was the autistic director, he was trying to explain

00:19:00.120 to me that, you know, this is on native land and I was like, what does that have to do

00:19:06.080 with my act?

00:19:06.320 So why don't you tear the theater down then?

00:19:08.480 Well, that's what I said to him.

00:19:09.280 Make yourself in reserve.

00:19:09.820 You know what I said to him?

00:19:10.660 I said, so, but you're a white man, right?

00:19:12.740 And he's like, yeah.

00:19:13.440 I'm like, so you're a white guy dictating what should be seen on native land?

00:19:18.220 What do you say?

00:19:18.640 Like, how does that...

00:19:19.260 He was like, it shocked that I said that. 0.99

00:19:21.800 He did not know what the fuck to say. 1.00

00:19:23.280 He killed himself. 1.00

00:19:24.440 He was rattled. 0.87

00:19:25.260 I guess I'm racist too.

00:19:26.540 No, but I basically told him, I'm like, dude, you're white and you're telling me I can't 0.93

00:19:29.820 perform there.

00:19:30.520 And I just kept telling him, like, this is a politically motivated decision you're making.

00:19:34.660 And he was going, no, this has nothing to do with politics.

00:19:37.080 It has to do with being kind to the people who work here.

00:19:41.040 I said, how does that make sense?

00:19:42.140 He said, well, some of the people who work here aren't comfortable with some of your material.

00:19:45.620 I said, so why wouldn't you just tell them to take the night off?

00:19:49.460 Yeah, that's the same thing that happened at Paradise too.

00:19:52.320 It was like just the staff complaining about you.

00:19:54.320 That's the third place.

00:19:54.980 I knew there was three places that I'd been canceled in.

00:19:57.960 What was the other one?

00:19:58.840 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Victoria.

00:19:59.960 Victoria, the first location that we had in Victoria, canceled like a day, like literally

00:20:03.920 two days after I booked, which made...

00:20:05.840 That's at least a little more...

00:20:07.480 Yeah, but it was still politically motivated.

00:20:09.020 Like, it was still just like, oh, yeah, we watched... 0.98

00:20:11.260 Oh, the guy was accusing me of being aligned with the Fringe, you know, where the fucking 0.56

00:20:16.480 theater is called the Fringe Theater, and he's accusing me of being the Fringe, you know, 0.89

00:20:22.860 the Fringe Minority, or you're part of the Freedom Convoy.

00:20:26.000 Yeah, I'm part of the Freedom Convoy.

00:20:27.340 I'm a Jew from Toronto.

00:20:28.520 Oh, yeah, so I shouldn't be allowed to speak because I have opinions.

00:20:31.240 And guess what? 0.99

00:20:31.800 In my stand-up, I make fun of the Freedom Convoy people, and I also make fun of the fucking 0.99

00:20:35.740 far-left people. 0.97

00:20:36.840 Like, and a lot of the people who are at the Freedom Convoy weren't even far-right, or

00:20:41.460 some of them probably weren't even right-wing at all. 0.98

00:20:43.780 They were just like actually fed up with this bullshit of lockdowns and fucking taking away 0.99

00:20:48.460 our rights, which is literally what's happening. 0.99

00:20:51.420 And, you know, that's...

00:20:53.320 I'm okay with it.

00:20:54.340 I think more of our rights should be taken away every day.

00:20:59.020 Yeah.

00:20:59.660 So you wouldn't be the first mayor.

00:21:01.120 I'll pull this one up.

00:21:02.040 This is the Calgary mayor would-be crackdown on free speech to alarm everyone.

00:21:06.900 Basically, the mayor of Calgary, Judy Gondack, is moving to ban all protests that she doesn't

00:21:11.560 like.

00:21:12.200 Started with some anti-lockdown stuff.

00:21:13.820 Now, it might become illegal in Calgary to protest drag queen story time for kids. 0.55

00:21:19.340 So you would go to jail if you protest?

00:21:21.220 This is insane.

00:21:22.640 Like, the whole idea that we can't protest things that the government deems morally correct,

00:21:29.020 why should the government, the people who are, you know, the, like, their, not ancestors,

00:21:39.560 I'm looking for the word, but the people who are in government now...

00:21:42.460 The predecessors?

00:21:43.240 Yeah.

00:21:43.580 Their predecessors were the people that they're trying to say were so awful.

00:21:48.440 Like, oh my God, Sir John A. McDonald and all the... 0.98

00:21:51.740 Every single white man who ever ran the country was just the worst. 0.97

00:21:55.960 But all of a sudden, the new white people are great. 0.99

00:21:59.840 Chrystia Freeland's not a racist.

00:22:01.640 She's just a real good white person. 1.00

00:22:04.300 And, oh, well, you know, let's convince the whole country that white people are evil. 0.98

00:22:07.760 But who's running it? 1.00

00:22:08.720 White people. 0.69

00:22:09.360 Exactly. 1.00

00:22:10.140 Idiotic. 1.00

00:22:10.740 No, it's just another way of white people being able to speak for the masses and control everything. 1.00

00:22:15.700 It hasn't changed.

00:22:17.060 It hasn't.

00:22:17.680 But, you know...

00:22:18.460 At least I can use any water...

00:22:19.580 People hate... 1.00

00:22:20.960 People hate white people. 0.95

00:22:22.560 And if there was the option, like this whole idea of, okay, we're going to ban, you know, 0.99

00:22:28.500 protesting, drag, brunch, or whatever the fuck, and we're going to ban protesting COVID,

00:22:33.000 and we're going to ban lockdowns, it's leading to just you can't protest anything. 0.95

00:22:40.080 Anything.

00:22:40.900 Unless it's, you know, government.

00:22:43.920 You know, you can counter-protest.

00:22:46.000 You can go and tell the people, you know, like, we...

00:22:51.360 Like, but how dare you say that we shouldn't let kids see a guy's ball sack? 1.00

00:22:58.080 Like, what the fuck are you trying to prove with that? 0.99

00:23:00.580 I don't understand. 0.99

00:23:01.400 And people should be allowed to protest whatever the fuck you want. 0.95

00:23:04.160 Even if you don't... 0.99

00:23:04.940 Even if it's fucked up. 0.99

00:23:06.080 Like, you should be allowed to protest just gays in general. 0.99

00:23:08.860 You should be like, I don't like gays. 1.00

00:23:10.640 Why not? 0.97

00:23:11.660 It doesn't matter. 1.00

00:23:12.600 That's just your fucking opinion. 1.00

00:23:14.160 That's a free country. 1.00

00:23:15.260 Free speech.

00:23:15.820 I'm not saying I feel that way, but you should be allowed to feel that way.

00:23:20.320 Right now in this country, it's illegal for you to tell your kid not to be trans.

00:23:26.040 It's illegal.

00:23:27.420 It's, like, illegal, right?

00:23:28.860 It's an actual law.

00:23:29.820 Yeah, it's Bill C-4.

00:23:31.140 You can't have...

00:23:32.020 You can't...

00:23:32.580 It's considered a conversion therapy to...

00:23:34.820 Conversion therapy.

00:23:35.620 If your kid says, I think I'm trans at the age of five, and you say, hold on, honey, let's 1.00

00:23:40.960 get a second opinion, and you try and get them counseling to see if there's something else

00:23:44.680 behind this, that's illegal.

00:23:45.960 Right.

00:23:46.160 It's considered criminal...

00:23:46.940 So we're living in a country where that's illegal, but it's legal to do the opposite.

00:23:50.120 You could literally go to your kid, I think you're trans.

00:23:53.340 I want you to be trans. 0.99

00:23:54.520 That's not fucking illegal. 0.99

00:23:56.760 That is not illegal. 0.99

00:23:57.940 You could every day read your kid all the trans books you want, all the gay LGBTs, the ABCs, 0.99

00:24:04.200 take them to drag brunches every day, and just be like, I think you're gay. 1.00

00:24:10.000 And that is fucking not a crime. 1.00

00:24:13.420 So, which is, you know, again, I'm happy with that. 0.99

00:24:16.640 I like that.

00:24:17.440 I like living in a gay place where, you know, we're actively trying to make all of the youth

00:24:24.800 gay and trans, because that is... 0.81

00:24:26.840 We'll have a way better art scene. 0.75

00:24:27.700 I hope we're recording, aren't we?

00:24:29.040 Yeah.

00:24:29.220 Way better art scene, yeah.

00:24:34.160 Yeah.

00:24:34.460 You don't like fashion?

00:24:35.840 You don't like music? 1.00

00:24:37.800 We're just going to have a culture of just fucking gangster shit, dude. 1.00

00:24:41.360 If everybody's gay? 1.00

00:24:42.500 Yeah.

00:24:43.140 Yeah.

00:24:43.700 Awesome.

00:24:43.780 The only problem is that, like, all the straight girls, all the young straight girls don't 0.83

00:24:50.440 know how or what to do or say or what opinion to have, because, you know, and this is why

00:24:57.420 men should be standing up for women and women's rights.

00:25:00.800 Is that...

00:25:01.340 Is everything okay there?

00:25:02.280 Yeah.

00:25:03.360 Is because...

00:25:04.780 Everything just lights on fire.

00:25:07.920 No, but men should be standing up for women's rights, because now they can't, unfortunately,

00:25:12.200 stand up for their own rights, because trans rights are trumping women's rights, and trans 0.98

00:25:17.540 men or trans women, who are once men, are now seen as, like, more important than women.

00:25:25.260 And so, if you're a 21-year-old woman, you basically hear that, you learn that in university

00:25:31.100 and schools and in your workplace, and you begin to feel like you don't actually matter

00:25:37.600 and your opinion doesn't matter, because a lot of these girls don't hang out with their 1.00

00:25:41.300 girlfriends, like, guys hanging out with their guy friends, being like, this is bullshit. 0.99

00:25:44.060 You see this? 0.99

00:25:44.660 You see that?

00:25:45.620 They're not. 0.99

00:25:46.040 They just, okay, it's surface-level bullshit, and they never even... 0.99

00:25:49.640 And if one girl was like, why are we allowing XYZ trans girl on the Hershey ad on... 1.00

00:25:56.860 None of the girls would have an opinion on that. 0.96

00:25:59.960 So we're just...

00:26:00.640 We're in a society where everything's about women. 1.00

00:26:04.160 That's what was step one.

00:26:05.200 And then we made it about trans women.

00:26:06.660 So now women don't even matter, and we're not even trying to help them culturally, like, 1.00

00:26:11.820 get smarter and be more, you know, successful in their roles.

00:26:16.180 We're really just saying to them, like, hey, you know, what's step three? 0.99

00:26:20.480 Shut up. 0.99

00:26:21.660 Step three is... 1.00

00:26:23.340 I think step three is making men making... 0.72

00:26:28.820 I don't know.

00:26:29.940 They want men to be sad and alone.

00:26:31.660 But what they underestimated is that men can't really be sad and alone, because we like being alone.

00:26:39.900 It's the women who are going to lose out on this. 1.00

00:26:41.960 It's not the men, you know.

00:26:44.040 It's the women who are going to lose out by not having kids, you know. 1.00

00:26:48.020 Like, all these girls are like, oh, I'm going to get an abortion if I ever fucking got pregnant. 1.00

00:26:51.640 And then they're going to be 43 with no kids, and they're going to be a good-looking girl, 0.98

00:26:55.260 and you're going to be like, well, and then what do you do now?

00:26:57.420 Oh, nothing. 1.00

00:26:58.000 And then they just fuck until they die, and then that's their life. 1.00

00:27:00.900 Which is... 1.00

00:27:02.060 Pretty good life.

00:27:02.900 Is it?

00:27:03.560 I mean...

00:27:04.600 I mean, it is...

00:27:05.480 I want to know that girl.

00:27:07.400 Yeah, it's a good life until there's no more people on Earth.

00:27:11.160 Yeah.

00:27:11.940 But we got the Chinese. 0.98

00:27:13.060 They'll be...

00:27:13.660 But that's...

00:27:14.380 Well, I mean, yeah.

00:27:15.860 It's going to be an Asian... 1.00

00:27:16.840 It's going to be a brown world. 1.00

00:27:17.940 We're not... 0.95

00:27:18.480 The whites are not... 0.89

00:27:20.400 Well, it's going to be religious people. 0.91

00:27:22.360 Religious whites will have kids. 0.99

00:27:23.700 Yeah, there'll be Mormons and Christians and Jews and Muslims will be having kids, and everyone else...

00:27:27.820 So basically, as we're living in a...

00:27:29.280 Like, this is like a one-time thing, because all the people who are acting like this aren't having kids.

00:27:33.940 All the trans people aren't having kids. 1.00

00:27:35.960 All the fucking gay people, most of them aren't having kids. 1.00

00:27:38.520 All the woke people who are like, I'm not having a kid because it's bad for the environment aren't having kids. 1.00

00:27:42.880 All the slutty chicks. 1.00

00:27:46.740 I think still a percentage of them are going to have kids because they get pregnant, and then they go, no, I like it. 0.99

00:27:52.620 Right?

00:27:53.540 But the majority...

00:27:54.960 So really, you're right.

00:27:56.640 We're moving...

00:27:57.880 Like, the next 100 years or like 200 years from now, it's going to be very boring, I think.

00:28:03.820 I think it's all going to be boring people that are going to exist.

00:28:06.460 Because all the cool people think it's cool to not have kids.

00:28:08.760 It's like, you're cool.

00:28:09.580 Don't you want more cool people? 0.99

00:28:10.880 Otherwise, if it's only boring people having fucking kids, everybody's just going to be fucking boring. 0.99

00:28:16.160 Am I wrong? 1.00

00:28:17.560 No. 0.75

00:28:19.940 At least the insane people have less kids.

00:28:21.480 That would be the best case scenario for the planet, though.

00:28:23.080 Well, yeah.

00:28:23.720 Just had a bunch of, like, responsible...

00:28:26.480 Well, the best case scenario for the planet is just everybody just die right now.

00:28:32.160 I know. 0.65

00:28:33.660 It'd be awesome.

00:28:35.700 Just wipe us out, dude.

00:28:37.280 Three to one, everybody.

00:28:38.180 Well, I think that was, like, partly, like, COVID did do that a bit, right?

00:28:41.720 Kind of, but...

00:28:42.540 It was kind of like a test for that.

00:28:43.920 You want the climate lockdowns now?

00:28:45.380 Is that your position, Chris Guy?

00:28:46.780 Well, I think Chris Guy's going to go bananas.

00:28:48.620 Chris Guy's going to...

00:28:49.540 Ben Bakus wants climate lockdowns.

00:28:51.140 I loved snow days when I was a kid.

00:28:53.600 I'd love for them to bring that back.

00:28:54.440 I mean, as the character of the mayor, I want climate lockdowns, obviously.

00:28:57.900 Of course. 1.00

00:28:58.060 But in reality, I also do, because fuck everybody. 0.99

00:29:02.200 And honestly, I go to Niagara Falls, I see the people walking around, and I think that 1.00

00:29:05.340 these people should be locked in cages. 0.98

00:29:06.980 They're just disgusting. 1.00

00:29:09.660 Poor people. 1.00

00:29:14.200 I mean, it's true.

00:29:15.280 I mean, that's what the elites really, like, it's all about.

00:29:17.800 That is what they want.

00:29:18.660 And you know who's poor, but you can tell if you're poor by somebody's Instagram biopic

00:29:24.340 or their pic or their bio.

00:29:27.480 How can you tell?

00:29:28.880 If it's like a picture of something that's not their face, they're poor.

00:29:33.760 That's it, eh?

00:29:34.600 I'm pretty sure.

00:29:35.300 There's no rich person has...

00:29:37.840 Or if they do, then it's like, I don't know. 0.99

00:29:40.040 But then they're not commenting on shit. 0.99

00:29:43.460 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:29:43.980 Like, if they're rich and they don't have their faces as their picture on Instagram or Twitter,

00:29:48.300 they're not like... 0.98

00:29:50.020 Yeah, well, I don't think rich people have time to comment bullshit. 0.98

00:29:52.880 No. 0.99

00:29:53.240 We're making money.

00:29:54.260 All the people online commenting and going nuts and arguing and how dare you and blah,

00:29:59.380 blah, blah are poor. 0.50

00:30:00.240 And that's why Trudeau doesn't care about any of the people's opinions. 1.00

00:30:03.340 It's because he's rich, you're poor, you're telling him he's a loser and he's gay, 1.00

00:30:07.660 and he's fucking laughing because he's got so much money. 1.00

00:30:11.300 Right? 0.99

00:30:12.120 I mean, that's why they're called elites.

00:30:14.020 And what's weird is we actually call people elites.

00:30:16.400 Like, the news will be like, the elites are meeting.

00:30:18.300 Like, we just called them that. 0.99

00:30:19.500 It's almost like they're fucking, like, superheroes or something. 0.99

00:30:21.800 Batman and Superman are meeting and... 0.99

00:30:23.700 Like, why are we calling them elites?

00:30:24.940 What makes them elite?

00:30:26.520 The fact that they're rich.

00:30:28.140 They make more money off tax dollars.

00:30:30.000 That's it.

00:30:30.820 They're public servants at the end of the day.

00:30:32.260 They shouldn't be elite.

00:30:33.260 We should call them public servants again. 0.95

00:30:34.800 You should not be considered elite being the Prime Minister of Canada.

00:30:39.420 I'm sorry.

00:30:39.760 You shouldn't be an elite. 1.00

00:30:40.780 You should be a fucking pleb. 1.00

00:30:43.300 You're like a Prime Minister of a AAA hockey team. 1.00

00:30:45.800 It's just shit. 1.00

00:30:47.980 President's choice America. 1.00

00:30:49.460 Basically.

00:30:50.540 It's no frills America.

00:30:51.860 They don't even have that there.

00:30:53.440 No name brand America.

00:30:55.020 That's what Canada is. 1.00

00:30:56.340 With fucking communism. 1.00

00:30:57.900 Gay. 1.00

00:30:58.920 Gay rights.

00:31:00.800 Read that article.

00:31:01.700 All right.

00:31:01.940 Here's the one.

00:31:02.760 Here's a CBC article.

00:31:04.960 We may never know where COVID originated.

00:31:07.540 Here's why.

00:31:08.780 And you can see the picture is like outside the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

00:31:14.300 Classified intelligence report from the U.S. Department of Energy that concluded the COVID-19 pandemic likely originated from a laboratory leak may give boost to those who support the theory.

00:31:23.280 But scientists say it certainly won't end the debate over the origin of the virus.

00:31:27.180 He's reading it like it's drag time story hours.

00:31:28.340 I know. 0.98

00:31:29.900 This is how ridiculous it is. 0.94

00:31:31.220 You don't have to do like racist time story hours. 0.99

00:31:32.320 Racist.

00:31:33.060 Read like Huckleberry Finn. 0.95

00:31:34.860 Hey kids. 0.72

00:31:35.500 This is a black. 0.84

00:31:37.020 Hey kids.

00:31:37.760 So anyway. 0.99

00:31:38.560 Gay people shouldn't have rights. 1.00

00:31:41.340 I think that the CBC needs to be stopped. 0.99

00:31:45.100 God. 1.00

00:31:45.620 You're like a fucking racist Daffy Duck. 1.00

00:31:48.660 Keep going. 1.00

00:31:49.740 Yeah.

00:31:49.960 Anyway.

00:31:50.260 Yeah.

00:31:50.400 Please.

00:31:51.140 Thank you for your hard work.

00:31:54.960 You need to talk more into the mic.

00:31:56.720 Yeah.

00:31:57.040 Indeed.

00:31:57.620 Some say a definitive answer may never be found.

00:32:00.000 This goes on for like six minutes of nonsense.

00:32:02.100 I skim through this after this.

00:32:03.220 But essentially it's like, yeah, there's lots of proof that it came from a lab.

00:32:06.180 But sometimes scientists say that it might not because other people say it might not.

00:32:11.140 So it's like ultimate hearsay.

00:32:13.280 And then it basically argues that some people I don't like, which I call conspiracy theorists, said it was a lab leak.

00:32:21.220 And if we say it's a lab leak, it might empower these people to have more opinion.

00:32:25.960 Well, what I think is it's Canadian misinformation on purpose, so it's kind of disinformation.

00:32:29.780 But essentially it's the Canadian government wants you to think that just because the FBI found out and the Department of Homeland Security.

00:32:40.400 You said the Department of Energy or Department of Energy and the FBI.

00:32:45.020 Why is the Department of Energy investigating?

00:32:48.160 It's got bored.

00:32:49.280 Someone has to.

00:32:50.700 Well, I got tired of derailing.

00:32:52.600 But they the Canadian like remember, we met that CBC guy on the street and he was like, well, you know, there's this FBI and blah, blah, blah. 0.98

00:33:02.360 But I have other sources that say that masks work or whatever the fuck. 0.91

00:33:05.720 Like I called Xi Jinping last night. 0.93

00:33:07.400 So this whole idea that it doesn't matter how many articles come out saying it's from Wuhan or how many articles come out saying that masks don't do anything or how many articles come out saying that the vaccines, whatever.

00:33:18.760 That doesn't matter because there's all these articles that come out saying the opposite. 0.85

00:33:24.380 So if you are a person that wants to have an opinion, you can have an opinion and there's you're backed up on both sides and there's no way to talk about it because like if you talk about with that CBC guy or anybody else, he's just going to bring up another article and go, well, actually, there's this other article that says that you're wrong and I'm a fag.

00:33:44.060 And that's just how people argue now. 1.00

00:33:46.960 And it's stupid. 0.99

00:33:47.920 It's stupid because, you know, people want to tell you that you shouldn't feel the way you feel because of an article, which is exactly what we're doing with the trans. 1.00

00:34:00.080 Which is why everybody should be trans because of COVID. 1.00

00:34:03.620 I know would make this podcast better.

00:34:07.960 I feel like the people who work at the library would help us more.

00:34:10.360 If we were all trans, we should just show up all wearing wigs. 1.00

00:34:16.400 I want to be real trans, though, like we're wheel trans. 0.98

00:34:19.160 I want to be wheel trans. 0.99

00:34:22.860 There is like a separate bus just for trans people now.

00:34:27.600 It just picks you up.

00:34:28.580 Well, this is I mean, this is kind of the way it's that that was one of the jokes in the thing that we're going to have trans trains, trans only trains.

00:34:35.240 But that is kind of like where we're going.

00:34:37.280 It's like at a certain point in Japan.

00:34:38.960 Well, you can't just go to every men's washroom and go.

00:34:41.580 This is like in the Jewish community center.

00:34:43.980 Oh, but anybody's allowed in here.

00:34:46.380 Well, why is it called a men's washroom?

00:34:47.600 Then why have any and then people are going to get fed up and it's like then just have a washroom for the people who don't identify as one or the other.

00:34:53.900 And then it just becomes. 0.99

00:34:55.160 OK, so we just have a washroom for fucking basically crazy. 0.99

00:34:58.560 The answer is in the name is the Jewish community center. 0.99

00:35:00.920 They didn't want to pay for the renovations to have a new gender neutral. 0.99

00:35:03.620 Look, it'd be a very expensive to have a gender neutral. 1.00

00:35:06.620 Instead, you can pull out your dick in the women's washroom, even though there's your children. 1.00

00:35:11.080 The staples I printed this thing is that you can shit where you want. 1.00

00:35:14.100 Jeffrey Epstein had a lifetime membership. 0.99

00:35:17.380 Daniel Boardman's father.

00:35:19.100 He was caught in the women's washroom, but he's trans. 1.00

00:35:20.940 If you pull your penis out, it's OK. 1.00

00:35:24.480 As long as there's a yarmulke on it. 1.00

00:35:26.340 If you're circumcised and transgender, I mean, I give you the keys to the place. 1.00

00:35:29.460 Yeah, I don't know why the Jews are like so like because they don't want to lose money. 0.99

00:35:35.800 Is that why?

00:35:36.540 Is that why the Jews are woke? 0.98

00:35:37.740 I think it's all business. 1.00

00:35:39.340 I think there's pussies is the number one reason is the pussies. 1.00

00:35:42.780 There's like such a large to be ostracized, scared to be ostracized. 1.00

00:35:46.600 Miles Nadal is not woke.

00:35:48.880 No.

00:35:49.300 Well, he's also probably.

00:35:49.980 No, I mean, there's not.

00:35:51.240 He's just like a millionaire.

00:35:52.800 Where is he?

00:35:53.240 Who is Miles Nadal?

00:35:54.460 Can you pull up? 1.00

00:35:54.840 He's a motherfucking rich Jew from Toronto. 1.00

00:35:57.680 He like owns Muskoka. 1.00

00:35:59.160 I don't know.

00:35:59.500 He owns.

00:36:00.020 He owns people.

00:36:01.080 He's like, yeah, no, he like owns a investment.

00:36:04.180 Biggest slaver in Ontario.

00:36:05.940 He owns like an investment firm.

00:36:07.700 Kind of like I think like a hedge fund type thing.

00:36:09.780 Oh, nice.

00:36:10.840 Great.

00:36:11.160 There's no Internet.

00:36:11.920 Is that what that says?

00:36:12.680 Yeah, it's no Internet.

00:36:13.880 So that means that nothing's been recorded.

00:36:16.660 Oh, there we go. 1.00

00:36:18.920 Fuck. 1.00

00:36:20.520 Nightmare. 1.00

00:36:21.120 Time to kill my. 1.00

00:36:22.460 No, but I agree with you. 0.99

00:36:23.400 I mean, we were talking about this earlier where it's like everyone thinks these corporations

00:36:26.900 are woke.

00:36:27.480 It's like they're not.

00:36:28.340 They're just recognizing a trend and making money off it. 0.97

00:36:31.520 Like the CEO of Scotiabank doesn't care about gay people. 0.99

00:36:34.200 He just knows that if he puts the flag up, more people will sign up for bullshit savings 1.00

00:36:38.580 account. 0.99

00:36:39.040 That's all it is.

00:36:39.840 But don't you do you think that like the Hershey ad with the trans girl? 0.80

00:36:43.300 Like, do you think that they knew they knew that people would be pissed about that, especially

00:36:47.840 if it was just a random ad?

00:36:49.320 Not as pissed, but women's day. 1.00

00:36:51.840 And then here's a dude with a fucking wig. 0.99

00:36:53.780 I think they were just trying to. 1.00

00:36:54.700 They knew people would be pissed about that.

00:36:56.720 And those these companies are now purposely trying to piss off the right for publicity.

00:37:02.660 It's free publicity.

00:37:03.640 It's the same as me when I get canceled.

00:37:05.440 It's rage bait.

00:37:06.200 I don't even think it's just it might be that as they're using that trans girl.

00:37:09.840 That's the evil in it is there. 0.88

00:37:11.420 The Hershey's is using this trans person to piss people off and they don't care that 1.00

00:37:17.720 her life's going to get ruined and her fucking she's going to die in the comments and people 1.00

00:37:21.340 are going to dead name her or whatever. 1.00

00:37:22.900 They don't care about it. 1.00

00:37:23.300 They don't give a shit about that. 0.99

00:37:24.460 They just want clicks, views. 0.99

00:37:26.620 How many views does that Hershey video have?

00:37:28.540 Millions more than it would if it was just five chicks. 1.00

00:37:31.580 This is true.

00:37:31.920 But I also think they're trying to avoid outrage, right?

00:37:34.900 Because, I mean, look at the Raptors.

00:37:36.040 I don't think they are.

00:37:36.740 The Raptors said that, you know, women give birth.

00:37:39.220 But why did they let them post that in the first place?

00:37:41.660 And if they if they let them post.

00:37:44.180 No, they knew something was wrong with it. 0.99

00:37:45.620 They knew they fucking they don't. 0.99

00:37:47.080 They have people there that know woke. 0.99

00:37:48.960 You think the guy I work for Raptors, LGBTQ?

00:37:52.140 Yeah.

00:37:52.600 You think so?

00:37:53.480 It's all it's all MLSC woke.

00:37:56.040 No, but the people who are doing like the advertising and stuff, you don't think they were

00:38:00.000 like, I mean, he writes.

00:38:00.840 I bet you there was somebody who said, I think it's kind of bad that they're saying that they're

00:38:05.760 women or whatever. 1.00

00:38:06.800 And then the CEO went, good.

00:38:08.920 Post it.

00:38:09.560 You think so?

00:38:10.100 Yeah.

00:38:10.400 And then if people get mad, pull it off. 0.97

00:38:12.220 Because then it just creates so much fucking hype.

00:38:16.920 It's they're basically doing the like the other. 0.96

00:38:19.460 They're basically doing what I do, except on the other side.

00:38:22.160 Teresa Tan videos for.

00:38:24.320 Yes.

00:38:25.480 Come to watch the Raptors.

00:38:27.140 No, but I know what you mean.

00:38:28.380 I just think that there's there's no way they're not smart enough.

00:38:31.280 People with degrees that work at, you know, MLSC or Raptors or whatever that they don't.

00:38:36.600 They're not smart enough to know like uncharted territory, though.

00:38:39.200 There's new culture.

00:38:40.000 And you can't train this in marketing class.

00:38:42.360 You can't go to like Queens and learn how to not piss off the trans community. 1.00

00:38:46.560 Yes.

00:38:46.760 Yes.

00:38:47.220 Now you can.

00:38:48.160 Yes.

00:38:48.340 But not when the people that are working there graduated.

00:38:51.100 Yeah. 0.99

00:38:51.460 But they got how many fucking. 1.00

00:38:52.500 We had a whole. 1.00

00:38:53.080 Every club had to be.

00:38:54.940 Had to be.

00:38:55.460 Sensitivity training.

00:38:55.840 Yeah.

00:38:56.200 Sensitivity training.

00:38:56.980 And there was like these stickers at Queens.

00:38:58.600 Like this is a queer accepted space.

00:39:00.360 Like going on since the 90s.

00:39:02.040 Yeah.

00:39:02.380 But like the.

00:39:03.700 But they did have like how to not be transphobic training sessions mandatory for every.

00:39:07.540 They had those when you guys went.

00:39:08.380 Yeah.

00:39:08.560 When we went.

00:39:09.280 If you want to start a club, you have to go to a seminar.

00:39:10.920 It wasn't about transphobia.

00:39:12.400 It was more homophobia.

00:39:13.260 It was more just.

00:39:14.140 No, it wasn't even racism.

00:39:15.560 It was just like.

00:39:16.940 It was all like the older students are taking the younger girls onto a boat and they've gotten

00:39:24.440 them drunk.

00:39:25.100 And now the girls have their tops off. 1.00

00:39:27.240 Is this good or bad?

00:39:29.200 And then somebody.

00:39:29.880 But it wasn't.

00:39:30.600 It wasn't even woke.

00:39:31.520 So somebody put up their hand.

00:39:32.420 Be like, oh, I did that.

00:39:33.820 I was like, I want to go to that university.

00:39:35.740 I was about to say that was.

00:39:37.000 And everybody laughed.

00:39:37.840 I got a big pop.

00:39:38.720 And then they were like, oh, well, you shouldn't say that.

00:39:41.400 But there wasn't like if I did that now. 0.99

00:39:43.020 They'd be like, get the fuck out of this room. 0.74

00:39:44.920 Like, yeah, they probably just like reject your application. 0.98

00:39:47.740 That's I mean.

00:39:48.600 But all those people that work there, even if they didn't get their degree in the last

00:39:51.420 four years, they still have to go through probably yearly training.

00:39:55.180 If you work at Raptors or MLSC, I don't know if you've been to a Raptors game recently,

00:39:58.740 but during the games now they do.

00:40:01.200 We are on the unseated territory of blah, blah, blah. 1.00

00:40:03.860 They do that before the fucking anthems. 0.99

00:40:05.720 They try to do it really early when there's nobody there. 0.99

00:40:08.780 So it's like we didn't know you didn't.

00:40:10.700 Most people didn't even know because they showed up halfway.

00:40:13.020 Through the first quarter.

00:40:14.280 But they do.

00:40:16.040 Every single sporting event in Toronto, they do.

00:40:18.760 We're on the unseated land, blah, blah, blah.

00:40:20.620 We're sorry.

00:40:21.640 This, that colonialism.

00:40:23.240 Anyway, let's enjoy a basketball game. 1.00

00:40:25.240 It's stupid. 1.00

00:40:26.340 It shouldn't be happening. 1.00

00:40:29.720 And again, I think it's just like, I don't know.

00:40:32.300 Part of it's rage bait.

00:40:33.960 Part of it's to piss people off, to get clicks, to get views.

00:40:36.600 And then the other part of it is just like people who got a degree in being woke and now 0.99

00:40:41.900 their job is to make everything shit. 0.99

00:40:43.580 And they're doing that job. 1.00

00:40:45.260 I want to buy that Hershey bar.

00:40:47.900 Me too.

00:40:48.600 I actually want to, you want to go buy it?

00:40:50.160 Well, I want to make, I want to do a sketch where I put a wig on and I go,

00:40:53.680 Oh, Henry, but, uh, I don't know.

00:40:59.020 You get a, like, yeah, put on the wig, hold a Hershey bar and like walk into a woman's 1.00

00:41:03.020 washroom. 1.00

00:41:03.680 My jaw hurts from sucking dick. 1.00

00:41:09.020 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:10.660 I don't know.

00:41:11.340 I like, I like all this new merch though.

00:41:14.220 It's like crystal Pepsi, you know, in like 20 years we'll look back and be like, remember

00:41:17.180 when we put a man on the Hershey bar?

00:41:18.200 Remember trans Hershey? 0.61

00:41:19.580 Yeah.

00:41:20.660 Think so?

00:41:21.200 You think you'll see that? 0.93

00:41:22.520 Because like crystal Pepsi is worth a shit ton now.

00:41:24.480 But like, you see these like fashion shows and it's like every person there is either 0.99

00:41:28.980 trans or fat or ugly. 1.00

00:41:31.240 And it's like, well, what are we? 0.99

00:41:33.520 Yeah.

00:41:33.980 Does it?

00:41:34.540 Yeah.

00:41:34.840 Cause I don't want to see hot people wearing the clothes I'm going to wear.

00:41:37.700 I want to see some, but they're not even clothes you're going to wear.

00:41:40.000 They're just like fashion shows.

00:41:41.820 Aren't about like clothes you're going to wear.

00:41:43.180 It's like art.

00:41:44.260 Yeah.

00:41:44.580 But that's even better.

00:41:45.480 Cause it's like, look at this interesting thing.

00:41:47.860 You don't want to see like a hot girl. 1.00

00:41:49.500 The star Wars character.

00:41:50.820 Yeah, dude. 0.99

00:41:51.520 Like fucking, it's like a little. 1.00

00:41:52.980 Who's color? 1.00

00:41:53.780 Boom.

00:41:54.060 Yeah.

00:41:54.900 Yes.

00:41:55.300 It's like, I think you remember like in like the 1920s, they had the circus, the bearded

00:41:59.840 lady in that show. 0.71

00:42:00.540 We're bringing that back.

00:42:02.060 I told you that.

00:42:03.540 I know.

00:42:03.920 Well, we're bringing it back.

00:42:05.820 It's true.

00:42:07.200 But that's, that's my point is that the only reason they're really doing it is for, it's

00:42:12.080 like a freak show, but we're pretending like we're being woke, but actually we're just

00:42:15.440 being like, Hey, here's this girl.

00:42:17.620 I know that, you know, this Hershey ad is going to be seen by every right wing person on

00:42:21.460 Twitter cause we're putting it on Twitter and they're all going to dead name her and

00:42:25.420 they're all going to ruin her life and we're going to laugh and profit off it.

00:42:29.240 Well, I think Faye Johnson's a beautiful woman. 0.73

00:42:31.880 Do you?

00:42:32.500 Yeah. 0.96

00:42:33.220 I'd be honored to put her bar in my mouth. 0.99

00:42:37.820 I would. 0.93

00:42:38.840 I hope there's nuts in there.

00:42:39.660 I would eat it. 1.00

00:42:40.380 I would eat a Hershey's chocolate bar out of her asshole, out of her severed. 1.00

00:42:45.080 Melt Hershey's chocolate on her balls and lick them off. 1.00

00:42:48.040 I would eat a Hershey's chocolate bar out of her mutilated penis. 1.00

00:42:53.580 Now vagina. 1.00

00:42:55.180 I guess you're more woke than me. 1.00

00:42:58.460 Just two bros like bro. 1.00

00:42:59.760 I swear I'd fuck that trans. 1.00

00:43:01.040 That's how you turn on it. 1.00

00:43:02.360 That's how you turn on Faye Johnson. 1.00

00:43:04.000 You just go, Oh, I'd fuck that fucking blast mark. 1.00

00:43:10.260 Definitely between your legs. 1.00

00:43:12.080 Close the blast door. 0.99

00:43:13.220 Close the blast door. 1.00

00:43:14.760 Just her pussy with a chocolate bar in it. 1.00

00:43:17.040 Okay. 1.00

00:43:17.980 I hate podcasting.

00:43:22.560 But we do it anyway.

00:43:24.700 Do we have any other articles?

00:43:28.980 What else do we got, Daniel?

00:43:29.920 All right.

00:43:30.880 You got, how common is transgender treatment regret and detransitioning?

00:43:34.940 Yes.

00:43:36.040 All right.

00:43:36.780 Go ahead.

00:43:37.040 This one.

00:43:37.940 Very.

00:43:39.600 Every single person that transitions is sad.

00:43:43.600 There's going to be ads on TV like that in like six years.

00:43:46.340 Like, did you take, like, you know, like the. 0.99

00:43:48.820 Did you cut your cock off in 2018? 1.00

00:43:51.380 Did you cut your balls off? 1.00

00:43:53.600 That was my joke about COVID. 1.00

00:43:55.280 Remember that joke?

00:43:55.900 That was a good joke.

00:43:56.660 Like, did you order a brain strain the pandemic?

00:44:00.120 Well, you may be entitled to.

00:44:01.860 But yeah, no, it's the same thing where.

00:44:05.340 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:05.780 Oh, did you eat a Henry bar and your dick fell off? 1.00

00:44:08.560 And I mean, basically, this is a eugenics program for gay kids. 1.00

00:44:11.360 Kind of. 0.96

00:44:13.680 Yeah.

00:44:14.380 Which is.

00:44:15.400 And autistic. 0.53

00:44:16.260 And autistic kids, too.

00:44:17.960 Because you tell a bunch of middle schoolers, do you feel a bit different?

00:44:20.680 And they're like, yeah, well, you might be trans. 0.51

00:44:22.780 And they're like, am I trans?

00:44:23.700 And it's like, here, take some testosterone.

00:44:26.380 Testosterone, like. 0.99

00:44:27.000 That's fucking terrifying. 0.99

00:44:27.600 Makes you feel good in the short term. 1.00

00:44:29.120 He's like, yeah.

00:44:29.820 It's like a woke way of, like, being a Nazi, in a way, by making children trans that wouldn't normally be trans. 0.98

00:44:37.620 Maybe they would have been gay. 1.00

00:44:39.180 Maybe they wouldn't have known that they were trans or gay until they were 20.

00:44:43.620 It's about 80% of gay kids with gender dysphoria.

00:44:46.660 Like, 80% of kids with gender dysphoria, by the time they're done puberty, they're just like, oh, I'm gay.

00:44:51.300 And then, you know, they settle into being a gay adult. 0.88

00:44:55.020 Hmm. 0.54

00:44:55.420 Hmm.

00:44:56.560 I have gender dysphoria.

00:44:58.200 I am gay. 0.99

00:45:00.180 No, I mean, that's really fucked up. 1.00

00:45:02.080 That's sad, man. 0.99

00:45:03.140 Sad, dude.

00:45:03.560 Why'd you choose that article?

00:45:04.640 I feel bad for these people.

00:45:06.080 There was nothing like, you know.

00:45:07.600 But this is why people are outraged. 1.00

00:45:10.000 That's why people are outraged, though, because it has everything to do with tricking children into cutting off their fucking gender. 1.00

00:45:19.040 And the people are, like, what about those pictures where they take the girl's forearm and they, like, cut it off? 1.00

00:45:25.420 And then they make it into a fucking penis? 1.00

00:45:27.940 And you're, like, you're really going to live your whole life with no forearm and a shitty penis that doesn't work? 1.00

00:45:34.980 And you're not going to regret that? 1.00

00:45:37.980 You're not going to wake up in the middle of the night going, Jesus, fuck, what is this? 1.00

00:45:41.900 What is this stupid dick that I have? 1.00

00:45:44.180 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:44.600 I mean, and, like. 1.00

00:45:45.200 I hate my dick and it's real. 1.00

00:45:47.360 And, like, the fake dicks, like, around half the surgeries we don't really know have, like, they don't even work. 1.00

00:45:51.920 And, like, it might not attach properly. 0.98

00:45:54.860 You might have, like, you know, the body might reject it.

00:45:57.220 Attachment issues?

00:45:58.000 Yeah.

00:45:58.480 I mean.

00:45:59.140 I have attachment issues. 0.99

00:46:00.200 My penis has separation anxiety. 1.00

00:46:01.320 Like, we don't actually have the medical technology to take your arm and make it into a penis. 1.00

00:46:05.660 I would do that, though. 1.00

00:46:06.680 I would make my dick better. 0.99

00:46:08.080 But it is funny that they call it gender-affirming care. 1.00

00:46:11.360 We're fucking long sleeves. 1.00

00:46:12.880 You have a nine-inch dick and a weird forearm? 1.00

00:46:14.820 Gives a shit. 1.00

00:46:17.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:17.480 So, I'm not funny anymore.

00:46:20.000 Here's a more fun article you brought up.

00:46:21.500 I wish I smoked weed.

00:46:22.060 What?

00:46:22.260 Oh, God.

00:46:22.980 Here we go.

00:46:24.000 VC firm walks back, talk to commercialized cocaine after drawing Trudeau's ire.

00:46:28.400 Awesome.

00:46:29.060 There you go.

00:46:29.560 We're going to BC.

00:46:30.000 Why shouldn't we have commercialized cocaine?

00:46:32.240 Yeah, honestly.

00:46:32.980 We need commercialized cocaine and we need just, honestly, every maid clinic should also be a trans clinic and a cocaine. 1.00

00:46:40.800 Like, you should go there and be like, they'd be like, what do you want?

00:46:42.640 Do you want blow? 0.99

00:46:43.420 Do you want to kill yourself? 1.00

00:46:44.280 Or do you want to become trans? 1.00

00:46:45.260 Those are the fucking options. 1.00

00:46:46.520 Every maid clinic will include a gender-affirming care. 1.00

00:46:50.000 You can get a, what's it called?

00:46:51.320 A rhinoplasty?

00:46:52.860 Philoplasty.

00:46:53.940 Philoplasty. 1.00

00:46:54.480 You can cut your arm off, make it into a penis, and do blow, and then kill yourself right after. 1.00

00:46:59.520 Same place, same time. 1.00

00:47:01.660 Maid.com.

00:47:03.320 Ben Beggis or Prime Minister?

00:47:04.520 Maid.ca. 0.99

00:47:05.460 I fucking love that, dude. 0.97

00:47:06.780 You like that? 0.99

00:47:07.540 Are you kidding?

00:47:08.260 Yeah, I walk in.

00:47:09.020 The trifecta.

00:47:10.080 Doing a key bump and then just looking at some guy about to kill himself laughing at him and going out of the town, dude.

00:47:15.500 Just all the boys showing up hammered there.

00:47:17.540 It's like, oh, you're killing yourself?

00:47:18.800 We would be saving lives every time we went to go buy blow.

00:47:21.320 That's exactly what I was about to say.

00:47:21.980 You would walk in.

00:47:22.900 You'd be like, are you trans? 1.00

00:47:23.720 Don't do that. 0.99

00:47:24.420 Hit this.

00:47:24.980 Do this bump.

00:47:25.660 Let's go. 0.99

00:47:25.960 We're going out to O'Malley's, wherever the fuck. 0.99

00:47:27.800 We're going out. 0.99

00:47:28.080 Grace O'Malley's. 1.00

00:47:29.340 You want to go to Mahjong or you want to kill yourself and become trans? 1.00

00:47:32.100 Yeah. 1.00

00:47:32.420 What the fuck? 1.00

00:47:33.440 Make a decision. 1.00

00:47:33.980 You walked in there and you're all sad by yourself and then they offer you the coke first and you're like, let me try this.

00:47:38.260 And then you're like doing blow. 1.00

00:47:39.220 You're like, fuck it. 1.00

00:47:39.920 Why would I ever? 1.00

00:47:41.040 I think it would be good for this country for everybody to be addicted to blow for like six months and then realize, oh, my God, that was crazy.

00:47:47.460 Cocaine used to be legal in the Industrial Revolution.

00:47:49.780 That's probably half the reason why America became what it was. 1.00

00:47:52.380 All those fuckers were blasting blow. 1.00

00:47:54.140 Were they? 1.00

00:47:54.940 Yeah.

00:47:55.360 Cocaine was a well-

00:47:55.980 Were they blasting it, though?

00:47:57.300 Or was it just in products?

00:47:59.100 It was like liquid.

00:47:59.900 In products.

00:48:00.720 It was used in-

00:48:00.980 Liquid cocaine sounds good.

00:48:02.380 Used in medicine. 1.00

00:48:03.100 Dude, it was probably the best shit on earth. 1.00

00:48:05.300 Fuck. 1.00

00:48:05.920 I know. 1.00

00:48:06.480 Well, apparently every pharmacy like in Canada has cocaine.

00:48:09.840 Well, yeah, because it's like lidocaine.

00:48:12.700 No, but I think so.

00:48:16.240 Yeah.

00:48:16.440 I think every-

00:48:17.120 Look this up.

00:48:17.520 Can you look this up?

00:48:18.260 Listen.

00:48:18.440 The internet said, but I do know you can use cocaine to stop an arterial nosebleed as a medical thing.

00:48:23.920 You can what?

00:48:24.420 Like if you have an arterial nosebleed, like an artery-

00:48:26.980 You do a key pump and it fixes it?

00:48:28.320 Yeah, cocaine would be a short-term solution.

00:48:30.780 Wow.

00:48:31.280 Wow, dude. 1.00

00:48:32.400 That's the most Jewish doctor shit I've ever heard. 1.00

00:48:34.560 This is like marijuana. 1.00

00:48:35.540 There's so many health benefits to cocaine and they're fucking keeping it from us. 0.98

00:48:38.900 The only reason it's not- 0.98

00:48:40.340 Like the only reason cocaine's really bad for you is because they put bad stuff in it.

00:48:43.380 Exactly.

00:48:44.020 Exactly.

00:48:44.260 If you just have pure cocaine, there's literally nothing wrong with that, is there?

00:48:47.900 It was government-regulated cocaine.

00:48:49.220 Isn't it just- 0.85

00:48:49.960 It fucks up your endocrine system pretty bad. 1.00

00:48:53.660 Yeah, if you're a pussy- 1.00

00:48:54.340 What's that? 1.00

00:48:54.900 You don't work out-

00:48:55.720 Again, it just basically what cocaine does is it just releases all the dopamine in your

00:49:00.700 brain and turns off the reuptake inhibitors for like half an hour, so you just feel really 0.91

00:49:06.140 good and then you feel shit, but it ruins your dopamine badly.

00:49:09.920 But cocaine, what's the issue with that? 0.95

00:49:12.360 Yeah, I mean, as long as you never run out of cocaine, I guess there's no downside to

00:49:16.440 cocaine.

00:49:16.840 Which you won't because it'll be government-supplied, you'll have your dispensaries.

00:49:20.540 Do you run out of weed? 0.99

00:49:22.040 Who the fuck runs out of weed now? 1.00

00:49:23.980 I love how that's your Jewish doctor. 1.00

00:49:26.540 You're like, and the biggest issue is you might not have enough.

00:49:29.860 You might actually run out of cocaine.

00:49:31.400 You might have no kind of beds.

00:49:33.020 Then you'll have to go to a dispensary and buy marijuana.

00:49:35.320 You have to spend the money.

00:49:36.020 Then you'll have to smoke weed, then you'll have to drink, and then you'll have to do more

00:49:38.440 We should just have everything decriminalized.

00:49:40.980 Just sex work, drugs.

00:49:43.440 Everything should be decriminalized. 1.00

00:49:45.000 Fuck it. 1.00

00:49:45.500 Just have fun. 1.00

00:49:46.520 It's all ending.

00:49:47.660 It's all ending.

00:49:48.560 The right wing doesn't like that, though.

00:49:50.240 Well, you know what?

00:49:50.960 Why?

00:49:51.440 They're dying.

00:49:52.700 Tell us, Borobin, why the right wing, in our clothes, because we got to get out of here

00:49:56.860 because they're kicking us out.

00:49:59.100 Why does the right wing not want all drugs legalized? 1.00

00:50:02.240 Why is this a whole...

00:50:03.280 What's scary about the right wing, to me, is that they want this whole...

00:50:08.440 Like, we want harsher penalties for criminals, and people...

00:50:12.460 But it's like, do you really?

00:50:15.800 And also, why shouldn't we have...

00:50:18.620 Like, if you just legalize cocaine or drugs in general, you take away, like, I don't know.

00:50:24.480 You literally eliminate...

00:50:25.580 That's a lot of crime that people are never getting arrested for.

00:50:29.020 Exactly.

00:50:29.700 Yeah, but then you have people jacked up on cocaine and alcohol a lot more committing

00:50:33.040 non-drug crimes, but, like, actual violent crimes. 1.00

00:50:36.320 Bullshit. 0.99

00:50:37.020 That's not true. 1.00

00:50:37.800 When's the last time you were on blow and you did something criminal?

00:50:40.060 Yeah.

00:50:40.540 Besides blow. 0.88

00:50:41.020 When was the last time you were on blow, Daniel Boardman?

00:50:44.020 The argument from the right is...

00:50:47.220 Like, I'm more libertarian, right?

00:50:48.240 But the more socially conservative right is...

00:50:50.060 It's essentially a...

00:50:51.320 Society needs standards.

00:50:52.480 And you can't just have a pure laissez-faire attitude, because then that leads to all this 0.99

00:50:56.200 crazy shit. 1.00

00:50:57.000 Yeah, well, that sounds like a bunch of bullshit, dude. 1.00

00:50:59.660 I want to get fucked up. 1.00

00:51:00.540 But just make it legal, but super expensive. 0.99

00:51:03.440 You know what I mean?

00:51:04.120 Yeah, make it so that it's not accessible.

00:51:06.280 Like, we're not selling crack pipes in $5 hits.

00:51:09.000 They're already doing that, though. 0.98

00:51:10.140 That's the fucked up part, is it's like... 0.98

00:51:11.440 We have all these drugs that are illegal, but people do them all day and smoke crack. 0.99

00:51:18.100 So...

00:51:18.420 And you can buy a crack pipe at any store.

00:51:20.460 So why are we making drugs illegal?

00:51:24.820 You know?

00:51:25.440 And first of all, like, kids...

00:51:27.280 They get tax dollars.

00:51:27.720 Most kids smoke...

00:51:29.980 Like, I'm pretty sure I smoked weed before I, like, got drunk.

00:51:33.800 Like, I'd had a beer, like, with my dad or something, but...

00:51:36.660 No, I did the same thing.

00:51:37.540 But I smoked weed, and then you start drinking.

00:51:39.480 So it's like, I did the elite...

00:51:41.200 And at the time, it was illegal.

00:51:42.860 I bet nowadays, kids are, like, barely smoking weed.

00:51:45.620 They're probably doing blow.

00:51:46.580 They're probably doing blow.

00:51:47.480 They're, like, 12 years old.

00:51:48.240 They're doing blow.

00:51:48.900 12 years old, doing blow.

00:51:50.180 And it's because it's illegal.

00:51:51.120 And then they're trans. 0.90

00:51:52.400 And look at that.

00:51:53.080 This is all because you didn't legalize cocaine.

00:51:54.860 We should actually be giving cocaine to children to cure them of being gender dysphoria. 1.00

00:52:02.240 Yes.

00:52:03.000 That is the solution.

00:52:04.100 I would love for my son to be doing...

00:52:05.600 If you're a trans kid, potential trans kid, wannabe trans kid, give that kid cocaine, 1.00

00:52:13.480 and then give them an hour.

00:52:16.200 Give them a couple hours.

00:52:17.100 Honestly, though.

00:52:17.640 Honestly, if you gave a kid blow...

00:52:18.760 That's how he feels.

00:52:19.380 Give a kid blow. 1.00

00:52:20.260 When they go, I want to be trans, go, okay, here's blow. 1.00

00:52:23.140 Do a grandma blow. 1.00

00:52:24.260 If you die... 1.00

00:52:25.020 If you die, we'll do... 1.00

00:52:26.560 Then you're not trans. 1.00

00:52:27.340 There you go.

00:52:27.840 Yeah.

00:52:28.640 And if you survive, you probably won't want to be.

00:52:30.440 You'd be, like, 90 pounds in grade five?

00:52:32.120 Do a grandma blow. 1.00

00:52:32.720 You don't understand me?

00:52:33.160 No, we agree with all ideologies, and we think of all people's.

00:52:35.400 I think you actually just came on to a good idea because that's what we do already.

00:52:38.940 We give them testosterone, which is the same thing as cocaine.

00:52:41.380 It just makes you feel really good in the short term because they're, like, jacked up.

00:52:44.940 But then it's like, oh, this is cross-sex. 0.56

00:52:46.820 I mean, you'd make them feel better by just giving them cocaine.

00:52:49.920 It's the same thing as testosterone, really.

00:52:51.640 But honestly, what's worse?

00:52:52.800 Giving a kid blow or...

00:52:54.900 Testosterone? 0.68

00:52:55.560 Giving a kid...

00:52:57.160 Cross-sex hormones. 1.00

00:52:57.720 A blowjob by a gay, trans, drag queen. 1.00

00:53:02.760 But they're both pretty bad, but one's definitely more worse, I guess, because you're being raped as a child. 1.00

00:53:07.520 Exactly. 1.00

00:53:08.380 So just give them blow.

00:53:09.840 Blow won't sterilize them. 0.78

00:53:10.840 Yeah, it's the same way...

00:53:12.840 Can you sterilize the opening of the child?

00:53:16.440 Well, I mean, if you give them cross-sex hormones, it will sterilize them in the future. 1.00

00:53:20.640 Oh, does it?

00:53:21.020 Yeah, it's like...

00:53:21.780 This is why it's a eugenics program. 1.00

00:53:23.060 So a woman can't grow balls and get cum? 1.00

00:53:27.840 Yeah. 1.00

00:53:28.940 I mean, we could get graphic on it, but... 0.98

00:53:31.320 How do you have cum, though, Daniel? 0.98

00:53:33.000 Because I had the good surgery. 0.99

00:53:34.740 Like, the real secret Mossad transgender surgery. 0.80

00:53:37.660 Not the ones that we give you guys. 0.98

00:53:38.180 The real Jewish trans surgery where they give you cocaine first. 1.00

00:53:40.960 This is what Mengele was up to.

00:53:43.020 Mengele?

00:53:44.420 1939.

00:53:45.100 This is what he was doing.

00:53:46.080 He was trans-changing it. 0.99

00:53:47.160 There are some right-wing people who say that Jews were doing transgenders then, and that's why they killed them all or something. 0.82

00:53:54.240 One of the sexologists in Germany in, like, the 20s coined the term trans... 0.72

00:54:00.240 It wasn't transgender... 0.99

00:54:01.540 Transsexualist or transvestite. 0.97

00:54:03.100 The guy was Jewish.

00:54:05.280 But, like, the transgenderism from, like, 1920 is not the same as it is today. 1.00

00:54:09.860 Fuck, are we Nazis, dude? 1.00

00:54:10.980 Are we the bad guys? 1.00

00:54:13.040 Fuck. 1.00

00:54:14.460 It wouldn't... 1.00

00:54:15.040 Faye, come here.

00:54:16.260 Faye. 1.00

00:54:16.880 Suck it. 1.00

00:54:17.800 But it's like, all the early transgenderism, if you read it, it's basically saying, like, it's really just homophobia. 1.00

00:54:22.920 Yeah, I just want to see it, to be honest.

00:54:25.240 I kind of want to just, like...

00:54:25.700 Show me.

00:54:26.520 Take a look.

00:54:27.500 Let me sniff it.

00:54:29.500 Smells like plastic.

00:54:30.820 Optimus Prime.

00:54:31.680 Early transgenders are pretty funny, because they're basically... 1.00

00:54:34.000 Hershey's.

00:54:34.460 It's just people saying... 1.00

00:54:35.440 Penis in disguise. 1.00

00:54:37.120 Gay men aren't men. 1.00

00:54:38.320 And, like, I guess they're women, because they're into dudes, so they're not really men. 0.94

00:54:41.380 That's, like, transgenderism. 0.99

00:54:42.780 I feel like this is all, like...

00:54:44.200 Like, Daniel Borman's just, like...

00:54:45.560 This is gay rights. 0.92

00:54:47.040 ...stream of consciousness.

00:54:48.160 He's like... 0.99

00:54:48.560 Gay men are not the people. 1.00

00:54:49.520 I'm just telling you what the transgender... 1.00

00:54:54.540 Early transgender theory was, was basically...

00:54:56.660 My grandfather was in 1920s Germany.

00:54:57.880 He invented trans people. 0.99

00:54:59.180 I'm sorry.

00:54:59.780 Here we are now.

00:55:00.600 I'm trying to...

00:55:01.040 The Jews invented trans. 1.00

00:55:02.300 They also invented Nazis. 0.94

00:55:03.800 They were running the banks, and then, you know...

00:55:06.200 No, I don't know.

00:55:07.440 It's all crazy.

00:55:08.160 They were running the sperm banks. 0.98

00:55:09.560 Why can't we just have fun and just have movies like Tropic Thunder?

00:55:12.500 That's really what pisses me off about this.

00:55:14.780 We gotta go.

00:55:17.340 They're kicking us out. 0.99

00:55:18.220 It's gonna take us five minutes to fucking pack all this shit up. 0.99

00:55:21.100 Vote Ben Bankist, the city of... 1.00

00:55:22.260 Vote Ben Bankist for mayor.

00:55:23.940 This podcast is never gonna be released.

00:55:26.820 I hate...

00:55:28.020 No one.

00:55:29.640 I literally don't have hate in my heart.

00:55:32.140 All I...

00:55:32.520 You know what I do?

00:55:33.180 I hate signs.

00:55:34.960 I hate signs telling me to do things like that sign that says,

00:55:39.520 Please stop doing this.

00:55:41.140 Guys, support the show on Patreon.

00:55:43.100 Patreon.com slash Ben Bankist.

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00:55:48.220 Go see the shows.

00:55:49.320 Tickets at BenBankist.com.

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Bankas Podcast - March 13, 2023

Safe Space ｜ The Bankas Show - #018

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