Safe Space ｜ The Bankas Show - #018
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Summary
In this episode of The Ben Bank Show, the future mayor of Toronto, Ben Bankus, joins the show to talk about his upcoming campaign for mayor, what s going on in China, and why he thinks the Chinese are crazy.
Transcript
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If you want to support the show, like, subscribe, support on Patreon, patreon.com slash Ben
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Bank, because you get a bonus podcast every week.
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And funds go to paying for the Jews to produce this podcast.
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Because right now we have no Jews, we have no Chinese, and we have no Indians.
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My name is Ben Bankus, and I'm the future mayor of Toronto, the future coach of the Toronto OnlyFans,
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the WNBA team, the future person who's going to have sex in the mayor's office.
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As many of you know, I am a comedian, and I'm going on tour.
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So if you are going to come see me live, here's where you can do it.
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I don't think that's how you speak English, but most of my constituents don't speak English.
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Then we have Ottawa, the 22nd and 23rd of March, Victoria, BC, the 29th, Surrey, BC, the 30th, Vancouver, the 1st of April, the 4th of April, we're in Kelowna, BC, the 6th of April, we're in Calgary, 7th, we're in Edmonton.
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Edmonton, we're still looking at the new venue, probably going to be Yuck Yucks.
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I had to change it because the venue reported my event break because I hadn't changed their fucking location yet, and they almost deleted the fucking event.
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The 8th in Red Deer, 9th Fort Mac, 14th Saskatoon, 15th Regina, and 21, 22, 23, 27, 28, 29, I think, or 26, 27, 28, whatever.
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No, it has nothing to do with the place sucking.
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It's just that we're doing 10 shows for less money than I would do if I did one show.
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Yes, and we are on the campaign trail right now.
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We are going to become leaders of the free world of Toronto.
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We got a bunch of articles now because I think Boardman's just on my computer looking at fucking porn.
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They're from, like, the last three fucking weeks.
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I can't discern where and when you want to bring these up, but there's some Trudeau in China and some woke nonsense.
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Yeah, I mean, he's transitioned to a Chinese person and, well, I mean, we all know that the Chinese are trying to interfere in every single political party across the world.
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And it looks like the liberals winked and nodded and sort of accepted, we don't know if it was favors or money, but there are seemingly pro-CCP candidates inside the liberal party.
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No, it's you get jerked off and you come, you make a bad decision after.
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Everything I see coming from their news looks pretty good.
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China is a place where you're not allowed to move around cities now.
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50-minute cities is a new thing in China, right?
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They invented that just like they invented the lockdowns, which is kind of interesting because
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for some reason, the West loves saying how China's, you know, they're evil, they're infiltrating,
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And then at the same time, they just do every single thing that they do.
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It sources China as the reason why lockdowns work.
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That was like official Canadian medical standard practice is you can't be anti-lockdown as
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And the evidence is the Chinese government says they work.
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Well, this is the thing is that Trudeau's excuse for letting China meddle in the election
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is basically what Armin said, which is just, hey, you don't like Chinese food?
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There's another country infiltrating your elections and all we're worried.
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We're basically like, so you're saying you're a racist against people who like fortune cookies?
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I think we should start calling Chinese people, people who like fortune cookies.
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I, for one, am okay with the Chinese interference.
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I think that we should welcome it, and I think we need more of it, actually.
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I think that China should be in charge of all of our elections, and I think that that's
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a brilliant way forward for our country to heal, because we're in a healing...
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People don't talk about how much we're healing right now.
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It's funny how 9-11 seemed so bad, but now if 9-11 happened, we'd be like, and?
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I mean, it's an awful thing, but to have gone through that rather than what my 9-11 was,
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But it was worse somehow, even though it was a slow burn.
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Now, there are the conspiracy theories that both COVID and 9-11, both planned by the government,
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and if that's true, I mean, they obviously learned a lot from 9-11.
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They learned that, okay, that was a bit much, right?
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We didn't need to really fly a plane into a building to destroy the world.
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All we need to do is come up with a virus that doesn't really even kill anybody, you know?
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And we can ruin the world way faster because 9-11 was, that's when the Patriot Act came out.
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That's when the whole idea that we're going to access your information.
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What was the Canadian equivalent of the Patriot Act?
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But, like, all these Western countries have these bills where they're allowed to read all your fucking shit
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and your texts and go through your phones and go through your...
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And then the government tracked our every movement during the pandemic,
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which we, for some reason, were okay with en masse.
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Yeah, but, like, generally, we were okay with it.
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Not that we should, and I'm not advocating for that.
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BLM is the only movement that pushed back on something.
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And they got a lot for what they did, which was basically breaking shit and blowing shit up, burning stuff down.
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And they got a lot of gains, culturally at least, in terms of being recognized,
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in terms of, you know, look how the BIPOC woke movement is born out of BLM.
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I mean, I think it's one of the biggest drivers of the woke movement.
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Because I think everyone, like, got on board with BLM of, like, racism is bad.
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Whereas there's still some pushback when you're like,
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men are women and should be allowed into women's change rooms.
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Until they found out that all the people pressing square button on the Asian people's faces were black.
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And then they were like, okay, we gotta wrap this up.
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And then maybe that was why they came out with trans.
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Because it was like, you had all the gay organizations that were like, we won, but we still need to raise money.
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And some people still want jobs in gay activism.
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Like, what do you rally for once you have equal gay rights?
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So you're saying that trans, the whole thing, is just a money grab?
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So it's basically, we're basically living in a capitalist dictatorship.
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Like, at what point are we in a dictatorship when...
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I mean, I don't know if we're in a dictatorship.
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You could say, like, the definition of fascism is corporations and states are merged.
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So if you have these woke corporations getting to, like, woke capital and bullying the government to say, like, okay, give us a better ESG score because we support black trans, this, this, this, this.
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It's a Canadian version of a social credit system.
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So Chinese have a social credit system in the West.
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And you rate companies based on how woke they are.
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Well, Boardman was a good addition to the show.
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Our other friend thinks that Boardman's a, what is it?
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He runs that Twitter space for Iranians that he doesn't care about.
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And then you're going to sit here and act like the wokes are the bads?
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I think at the end of the day, we just need to have a society where we can talk to each other
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and not yell at each other like we just did to Daniel.
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I think that we need to send the Jews to the camps.
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No, but I think that because of, like, the woke ideology that we're pushing on people,
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Well, this is what my issue is with everything that's happening right now.
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Like, the people who comment on my videos thinking that they're real and not sarcasm
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and are mad at me and going, you're a piece of shit.
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Somebody commented on one of my videos saying, you're a fucking queer.
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I think it's funny, but it's scary because those are the people who are actually...
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It's like, okay, well, I'm not in control of what other people think.
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I have a following and I'm posting shit that I think is funny.
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And if people are mad, you know, if they're so blinded by what I'm doing that they, you
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know, think it's real, then they're fucking dumb.
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And I think they don't realize that it's the same.
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And they're the people who are going to do something bad.
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They're the people who want to, you know, put people in camps.
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Well, it's the same as if you're a quote-unquote woke comic and then you tell a racy joke and
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Is that a whole rumor that Shane Gillis is taking over that show?
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But you are going to become mayor and then I'm going to get a $90,000 job in Boardman.
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Chris Guy is going to be making videos every three days.
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Yeah, then you're going to make a video like I am.
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I'm just going to do a face swab of Chris Guy and go,
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So, the government of Canada has something called CSIS for American listeners,
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And their job is to find out how bad climate change is, apparently.
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Is that what they did a study to find that climate change is causing what?
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Like, there's going to be like the parting of the seas of like Moses and the Chinese are going to march through.
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So, newly released analysis by the Canadian Security Intelligence Services also foresees an increase in ideological motivated violent extremism from people who want to speed up climate change solutions and those more interested in preserving their current way of life.
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They're basically saying there's going to be terrorism from people who are like, we want eco-terrorism and counter-eco-terrorism.
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No, it's like people who are like, save the whales and like blowing up a fishing ship.
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You want to tie yourself to a tree, we put you in Guantanamo.
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It's that, but they also say the people opposing that are terrorists too.
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They're like, everyone is going to be a terrorist on eco-stuff.
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So, they're suggesting that more and more people are going to blow things up in the name of environmental, like making the environment better, but they're by doing that going to destroy the environment?
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It's basically a bullshit way from what I understand of them saying climate change is a very serious national security threat, so let's talk about that.
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Also, CSIS, there was currently a leaker where they're like, China is trying to infiltrate the election.
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So, this is them just saying, no, we need to fight climate change for national security.
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15-minute cities, you can't leave your neighborhood, and then we're going to save the country, right?
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Well, you won't even know if the climate's bad because you can't leave to see it.
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I feel like every time it rains now, they're just like, this is climate change.
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I do feel like when I was a kid, maybe I was just because I was little.
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No, but I mean, I feel like we only have one or two of those a winter now.
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I feel like when I was a kid, it snowed once a year.
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When I was a kid, there was a big snowstorm, and that was like it.
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But other than that, I guess it only snows now, and it's like extreme.
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Yeah, and then after it snows, do you notice that it gets warm the day after?
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After the storm we just had, it was like six degrees out.
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I think the real national security threat to Canada and global warming is that Canada's
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just going to become more and more hospitable and more and more of a place that people
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actually can live at, and there'll be more and more area that'll be hospitable because
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of the temperatures will rise, and I think we're just going to have so many fucking people
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Having 1,000 migrants or 3,000 migrants in all the hotels in Niagara Falls, to me, is
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But there's probably somebody listening to this whole podcast very upset.
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Something we didn't talk about was, because people probably want to know, is the me getting
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But basically what happened is the Edmonton Fridge Theater, we had booked a show there
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And then March 3rd, they messaged me basically saying, hey, we literally hadn't looked at your
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I'm pretty pissed off because I recorded the whole call, but for some reason it didn't...
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I remember you told me, you talked to the sales guy and you asked, will they cancel
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And then he made his commission and he fucked off.
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And then a month later, the stop season, they cancel you and you just got fucked by capitalism,
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I mean, the guy who called me, which was the autistic director, he was trying to explain
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to me that, you know, this is on native land and I was like, what does that have to do
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I'm like, so you're a white guy dictating what should be seen on native land?
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No, but I basically told him, I'm like, dude, you're white and you're telling me I can't
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And I just kept telling him, like, this is a politically motivated decision you're making.
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And he was going, no, this has nothing to do with politics.
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It has to do with being kind to the people who work here.
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He said, well, some of the people who work here aren't comfortable with some of your material.
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I said, so why wouldn't you just tell them to take the night off?
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Yeah, that's the same thing that happened at Paradise too.
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It was like just the staff complaining about you.
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I knew there was three places that I'd been canceled in.
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Victoria, the first location that we had in Victoria, canceled like a day, like literally
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Like, it was still just like, oh, yeah, we watched...
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Oh, the guy was accusing me of being aligned with the Fringe, you know, where the fucking
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theater is called the Fringe Theater, and he's accusing me of being the Fringe, you know,
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the Fringe Minority, or you're part of the Freedom Convoy.
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Oh, yeah, so I shouldn't be allowed to speak because I have opinions.
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In my stand-up, I make fun of the Freedom Convoy people, and I also make fun of the fucking
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Like, and a lot of the people who are at the Freedom Convoy weren't even far-right, or
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some of them probably weren't even right-wing at all.
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They were just like actually fed up with this bullshit of lockdowns and fucking taking away
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our rights, which is literally what's happening.
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I think more of our rights should be taken away every day.
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This is the Calgary mayor would-be crackdown on free speech to alarm everyone.
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Basically, the mayor of Calgary, Judy Gondack, is moving to ban all protests that she doesn't
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Now, it might become illegal in Calgary to protest drag queen story time for kids.
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Like, the whole idea that we can't protest things that the government deems morally correct,
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why should the government, the people who are, you know, the, like, their, not ancestors,
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I'm looking for the word, but the people who are in government now...
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Their predecessors were the people that they're trying to say were so awful.
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Like, oh my God, Sir John A. McDonald and all the...
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Every single white man who ever ran the country was just the worst.
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But all of a sudden, the new white people are great.
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And, oh, well, you know, let's convince the whole country that white people are evil.
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No, it's just another way of white people being able to speak for the masses and control everything.
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And if there was the option, like this whole idea of, okay, we're going to ban, you know,
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protesting, drag, brunch, or whatever the fuck, and we're going to ban protesting COVID,
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and we're going to ban lockdowns, it's leading to just you can't protest anything.
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You can go and tell the people, you know, like, we...
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Like, but how dare you say that we shouldn't let kids see a guy's ball sack?
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Like, what the fuck are you trying to prove with that?
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And people should be allowed to protest whatever the fuck you want.
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Like, you should be allowed to protest just gays in general.
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I'm not saying I feel that way, but you should be allowed to feel that way.
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Right now in this country, it's illegal for you to tell your kid not to be trans.
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If your kid says, I think I'm trans at the age of five, and you say, hold on, honey, let's
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get a second opinion, and you try and get them counseling to see if there's something else
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So we're living in a country where that's illegal, but it's legal to do the opposite.
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You could literally go to your kid, I think you're trans.
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You could every day read your kid all the trans books you want, all the gay LGBTs, the ABCs,
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take them to drag brunches every day, and just be like, I think you're gay.
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So, which is, you know, again, I'm happy with that.
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I like living in a gay place where, you know, we're actively trying to make all of the youth
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We're just going to have a culture of just fucking gangster shit, dude.
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The only problem is that, like, all the straight girls, all the young straight girls don't
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know how or what to do or say or what opinion to have, because, you know, and this is why
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men should be standing up for women and women's rights.
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No, but men should be standing up for women's rights, because now they can't, unfortunately,
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stand up for their own rights, because trans rights are trumping women's rights, and trans
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men or trans women, who are once men, are now seen as, like, more important than women.
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And so, if you're a 21-year-old woman, you basically hear that, you learn that in university
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and schools and in your workplace, and you begin to feel like you don't actually matter
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and your opinion doesn't matter, because a lot of these girls don't hang out with their
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girlfriends, like, guys hanging out with their guy friends, being like, this is bullshit.
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They just, okay, it's surface-level bullshit, and they never even...
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And if one girl was like, why are we allowing XYZ trans girl on the Hershey ad on...
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None of the girls would have an opinion on that.
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We're in a society where everything's about women.
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So now women don't even matter, and we're not even trying to help them culturally, like,
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get smarter and be more, you know, successful in their roles.
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We're really just saying to them, like, hey, you know, what's step three?
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But what they underestimated is that men can't really be sad and alone, because we like being alone.
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It's the women who are going to lose out on this.
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It's the women who are going to lose out by not having kids, you know.
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Like, all these girls are like, oh, I'm going to get an abortion if I ever fucking got pregnant.
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And then they're going to be 43 with no kids, and they're going to be a good-looking girl,
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and you're going to be like, well, and then what do you do now?
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And then they just fuck until they die, and then that's their life.
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Yeah, it's a good life until there's no more people on Earth.
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Yeah, there'll be Mormons and Christians and Jews and Muslims will be having kids, and everyone else...
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Like, this is like a one-time thing, because all the people who are acting like this aren't having kids.
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All the fucking gay people, most of them aren't having kids.
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All the woke people who are like, I'm not having a kid because it's bad for the environment aren't having kids.
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I think still a percentage of them are going to have kids because they get pregnant, and then they go, no, I like it.
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Like, the next 100 years or like 200 years from now, it's going to be very boring, I think.
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I think it's all going to be boring people that are going to exist.
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Because all the cool people think it's cool to not have kids.
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Otherwise, if it's only boring people having fucking kids, everybody's just going to be fucking boring.
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That would be the best case scenario for the planet, though.
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Well, the best case scenario for the planet is just everybody just die right now.
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Well, I think that was, like, partly, like, COVID did do that a bit, right?
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I mean, as the character of the mayor, I want climate lockdowns, obviously.
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But in reality, I also do, because fuck everybody.
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And honestly, I go to Niagara Falls, I see the people walking around, and I think that
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I mean, that's what the elites really, like, it's all about.
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And you know who's poor, but you can tell if you're poor by somebody's Instagram biopic
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If it's like a picture of something that's not their face, they're poor.
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Like, if they're rich and they don't have their faces as their picture on Instagram or Twitter,
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Yeah, well, I don't think rich people have time to comment bullshit.
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All the people online commenting and going nuts and arguing and how dare you and blah,
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And that's why Trudeau doesn't care about any of the people's opinions.
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It's because he's rich, you're poor, you're telling him he's a loser and he's gay,
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and he's fucking laughing because he's got so much money.
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And what's weird is we actually call people elites.
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Like, the news will be like, the elites are meeting.
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It's almost like they're fucking, like, superheroes or something.
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You should not be considered elite being the Prime Minister of Canada.
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You're like a Prime Minister of a AAA hockey team.
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And you can see the picture is like outside the Wuhan Institute of Virology.
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Classified intelligence report from the U.S. Department of Energy that concluded the COVID-19 pandemic likely originated from a laboratory leak may give boost to those who support the theory.
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But scientists say it certainly won't end the debate over the origin of the virus.
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He's reading it like it's drag time story hours.
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You don't have to do like racist time story hours.
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Some say a definitive answer may never be found.
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But essentially it's like, yeah, there's lots of proof that it came from a lab.
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But sometimes scientists say that it might not because other people say it might not.
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And then it basically argues that some people I don't like, which I call conspiracy theorists, said it was a lab leak.
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And if we say it's a lab leak, it might empower these people to have more opinion.
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Well, what I think is it's Canadian misinformation on purpose, so it's kind of disinformation.
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But essentially it's the Canadian government wants you to think that just because the FBI found out and the Department of Homeland Security.
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You said the Department of Energy or Department of Energy and the FBI.
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But they the Canadian like remember, we met that CBC guy on the street and he was like, well, you know, there's this FBI and blah, blah, blah.
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But I have other sources that say that masks work or whatever the fuck.
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So this whole idea that it doesn't matter how many articles come out saying it's from Wuhan or how many articles come out saying that masks don't do anything or how many articles come out saying that the vaccines, whatever.
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That doesn't matter because there's all these articles that come out saying the opposite.
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So if you are a person that wants to have an opinion, you can have an opinion and there's you're backed up on both sides and there's no way to talk about it because like if you talk about with that CBC guy or anybody else, he's just going to bring up another article and go, well, actually, there's this other article that says that you're wrong and I'm a fag.
00:33:47.920
It's stupid because, you know, people want to tell you that you shouldn't feel the way you feel because of an article, which is exactly what we're doing with the trans.
00:34:00.080
Which is why everybody should be trans because of COVID.
00:34:07.960
I feel like the people who work at the library would help us more.
00:34:10.360
If we were all trans, we should just show up all wearing wigs.
00:34:16.400
I want to be real trans, though, like we're wheel trans.
00:34:22.860
There is like a separate bus just for trans people now.
00:34:28.580
Well, this is I mean, this is kind of the way it's that that was one of the jokes in the thing that we're going to have trans trains, trans only trains.
00:34:38.960
Well, you can't just go to every men's washroom and go.
00:34:47.600
Then why have any and then people are going to get fed up and it's like then just have a washroom for the people who don't identify as one or the other.
00:34:55.160
OK, so we just have a washroom for fucking basically crazy.
00:34:58.560
The answer is in the name is the Jewish community center.
00:35:00.920
They didn't want to pay for the renovations to have a new gender neutral.
00:35:03.620
Look, it'd be a very expensive to have a gender neutral.
00:35:06.620
Instead, you can pull out your dick in the women's washroom, even though there's your children.
00:35:11.080
The staples I printed this thing is that you can shit where you want.
00:35:19.100
He was caught in the women's washroom, but he's trans.
00:35:26.340
If you're circumcised and transgender, I mean, I give you the keys to the place.
00:35:29.460
Yeah, I don't know why the Jews are like so like because they don't want to lose money.
00:35:39.340
I think there's pussies is the number one reason is the pussies.
00:35:42.780
There's like such a large to be ostracized, scared to be ostracized.
00:36:01.080
He's like, yeah, no, he like owns a investment.
00:36:07.700
Kind of like I think like a hedge fund type thing.
00:36:23.400
I mean, we were talking about this earlier where it's like everyone thinks these corporations
00:36:28.340
They're just recognizing a trend and making money off it.
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Like the CEO of Scotiabank doesn't care about gay people.
00:36:34.200
He just knows that if he puts the flag up, more people will sign up for bullshit savings
00:36:39.840
But don't you do you think that like the Hershey ad with the trans girl?
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Like, do you think that they knew they knew that people would be pissed about that, especially
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And those these companies are now purposely trying to piss off the right for publicity.
00:37:06.200
I don't even think it's just it might be that as they're using that trans girl.
00:37:11.420
The Hershey's is using this trans person to piss people off and they don't care that
00:37:17.720
her life's going to get ruined and her fucking she's going to die in the comments and people
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Millions more than it would if it was just five chicks.
00:37:31.920
But I also think they're trying to avoid outrage, right?
00:37:36.740
The Raptors said that, you know, women give birth.
00:37:39.220
But why did they let them post that in the first place?
00:37:56.040
No, but the people who are doing like the advertising and stuff, you don't think they were
00:38:00.840
I bet you there was somebody who said, I think it's kind of bad that they're saying that they're
00:38:12.220
Because then it just creates so much fucking hype.
00:38:16.920
It's they're basically doing the like the other.
00:38:19.460
They're basically doing what I do, except on the other side.
00:38:28.380
I just think that there's there's no way they're not smart enough.
00:38:31.280
People with degrees that work at, you know, MLSC or Raptors or whatever that they don't.
00:38:36.600
They're not smart enough to know like uncharted territory, though.
00:38:42.360
You can't go to like Queens and learn how to not piss off the trans community.
00:38:48.340
But not when the people that are working there graduated.
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But they did have like how to not be transphobic training sessions mandatory for every.
00:39:09.280
If you want to start a club, you have to go to a seminar.
00:39:16.940
It was all like the older students are taking the younger girls onto a boat and they've gotten
00:39:38.720
And then they were like, oh, well, you shouldn't say that.
00:39:44.920
Like, yeah, they probably just like reject your application.
00:39:48.600
But all those people that work there, even if they didn't get their degree in the last
00:39:51.420
four years, they still have to go through probably yearly training.
00:39:55.180
If you work at Raptors or MLSC, I don't know if you've been to a Raptors game recently,
00:40:01.200
We are on the unseated territory of blah, blah, blah.
00:40:05.720
They try to do it really early when there's nobody there.
00:40:10.700
Most people didn't even know because they showed up halfway.
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Every single sporting event in Toronto, they do.
00:40:29.720
And again, I think it's just like, I don't know.
00:40:33.960
Part of it's to piss people off, to get clicks, to get views.
00:40:36.600
And then the other part of it is just like people who got a degree in being woke and now
00:40:50.160
Well, I want to make, I want to do a sketch where I put a wig on and I go,
00:40:59.020
You get a, like, yeah, put on the wig, hold a Hershey bar and like walk into a woman's
00:41:14.220
It's like crystal Pepsi, you know, in like 20 years we'll look back and be like, remember
00:41:22.520
Because like crystal Pepsi is worth a shit ton now.
00:41:24.480
But like, you see these like fashion shows and it's like every person there is either
00:41:34.840
Cause I don't want to see hot people wearing the clothes I'm going to wear.
00:41:37.700
I want to see some, but they're not even clothes you're going to wear.
00:41:41.820
Aren't about like clothes you're going to wear.
00:41:45.480
Cause it's like, look at this interesting thing.
00:41:55.300
It's like, I think you remember like in like the 1920s, they had the circus, the bearded
00:42:07.200
But that's, that's my point is that the only reason they're really doing it is for, it's
00:42:12.080
like a freak show, but we're pretending like we're being woke, but actually we're just
00:42:17.620
I know that, you know, this Hershey ad is going to be seen by every right wing person on
00:42:21.460
Twitter cause we're putting it on Twitter and they're all going to dead name her and
00:42:25.420
they're all going to ruin her life and we're going to laugh and profit off it.
00:42:29.240
Well, I think Faye Johnson's a beautiful woman.
00:42:40.380
I would eat a Hershey's chocolate bar out of her asshole, out of her severed.
00:42:45.080
Melt Hershey's chocolate on her balls and lick them off.
00:42:48.040
I would eat a Hershey's chocolate bar out of her mutilated penis.
00:43:04.000
You just go, Oh, I'd fuck that fucking blast mark.
00:43:30.880
You got, how common is transgender treatment regret and detransitioning?
00:43:43.600
There's going to be ads on TV like that in like six years.
00:43:56.660
Like, did you order a brain strain the pandemic?
00:44:05.780
Oh, did you eat a Henry bar and your dick fell off?
00:44:08.560
And I mean, basically, this is a eugenics program for gay kids.
00:44:17.960
Because you tell a bunch of middle schoolers, do you feel a bit different?
00:44:20.680
And they're like, yeah, well, you might be trans.
00:44:29.820
It's like a woke way of, like, being a Nazi, in a way, by making children trans that wouldn't normally be trans.
00:44:39.180
Maybe they wouldn't have known that they were trans or gay until they were 20.
00:44:43.620
It's about 80% of gay kids with gender dysphoria.
00:44:46.660
Like, 80% of kids with gender dysphoria, by the time they're done puberty, they're just like, oh, I'm gay.
00:44:51.300
And then, you know, they settle into being a gay adult.
00:45:10.000
That's why people are outraged, though, because it has everything to do with tricking children into cutting off their fucking gender.
00:45:19.040
And the people are, like, what about those pictures where they take the girl's forearm and they, like, cut it off?
00:45:27.940
And you're, like, you're really going to live your whole life with no forearm and a shitty penis that doesn't work?
00:45:37.980
You're not going to wake up in the middle of the night going, Jesus, fuck, what is this?
00:45:47.360
And, like, the fake dicks, like, around half the surgeries we don't really know have, like, they don't even work.
00:45:54.860
You might have, like, you know, the body might reject it.
00:46:01.320
Like, we don't actually have the medical technology to take your arm and make it into a penis.
00:46:08.080
But it is funny that they call it gender-affirming care.
00:46:24.000
VC firm walks back, talk to commercialized cocaine after drawing Trudeau's ire.
00:46:32.980
We need commercialized cocaine and we need just, honestly, every maid clinic should also be a trans clinic and a cocaine.
00:46:40.800
Like, you should go there and be like, they'd be like, what do you want?
00:46:46.520
Every maid clinic will include a gender-affirming care.
00:46:54.480
You can cut your arm off, make it into a penis, and do blow, and then kill yourself right after.
00:47:10.080
Doing a key bump and then just looking at some guy about to kill himself laughing at him and going out of the town, dude.
00:47:18.800
We would be saving lives every time we went to go buy blow.
00:47:25.960
We're going out to O'Malley's, wherever the fuck.
00:47:29.340
You want to go to Mahjong or you want to kill yourself and become trans?
00:47:33.980
You walked in there and you're all sad by yourself and then they offer you the coke first and you're like, let me try this.
00:47:41.040
I think it would be good for this country for everybody to be addicted to blow for like six months and then realize, oh, my God, that was crazy.
00:47:47.460
Cocaine used to be legal in the Industrial Revolution.
00:47:49.780
That's probably half the reason why America became what it was.
00:48:06.480
Well, apparently every pharmacy like in Canada has cocaine.
00:48:18.440
The internet said, but I do know you can use cocaine to stop an arterial nosebleed as a medical thing.
00:48:24.420
Like if you have an arterial nosebleed, like an artery-
00:48:32.400
That's the most Jewish doctor shit I've ever heard.
00:48:35.540
There's so many health benefits to cocaine and they're fucking keeping it from us.
00:48:40.340
Like the only reason cocaine's really bad for you is because they put bad stuff in it.
00:48:44.260
If you just have pure cocaine, there's literally nothing wrong with that, is there?
00:48:55.720
Again, it just basically what cocaine does is it just releases all the dopamine in your
00:49:00.700
brain and turns off the reuptake inhibitors for like half an hour, so you just feel really
00:49:06.140
good and then you feel shit, but it ruins your dopamine badly.
00:49:12.360
Yeah, I mean, as long as you never run out of cocaine, I guess there's no downside to
00:49:16.840
Which you won't because it'll be government-supplied, you'll have your dispensaries.
00:49:26.540
You're like, and the biggest issue is you might not have enough.
00:49:33.020
Then you'll have to go to a dispensary and buy marijuana.
00:49:36.020
Then you'll have to smoke weed, then you'll have to drink, and then you'll have to do more
00:49:52.700
Tell us, Borobin, why the right wing, in our clothes, because we got to get out of here
00:49:59.100
Why does the right wing not want all drugs legalized?
00:50:03.280
What's scary about the right wing, to me, is that they want this whole...
00:50:08.440
Like, we want harsher penalties for criminals, and people...
00:50:18.620
Like, if you just legalize cocaine or drugs in general, you take away, like, I don't know.
00:50:25.580
That's a lot of crime that people are never getting arrested for.
00:50:29.700
Yeah, but then you have people jacked up on cocaine and alcohol a lot more committing
00:50:33.040
non-drug crimes, but, like, actual violent crimes.
00:50:37.800
When's the last time you were on blow and you did something criminal?
00:50:41.020
When was the last time you were on blow, Daniel Boardman?
00:50:52.480
And you can't just have a pure laissez-faire attitude, because then that leads to all this
00:50:57.000
Yeah, well, that sounds like a bunch of bullshit, dude.
00:51:06.280
Like, we're not selling crack pipes in $5 hits.
00:51:11.440
We have all these drugs that are illegal, but people do them all day and smoke crack.
00:51:29.980
Like, I'm pretty sure I smoked weed before I, like, got drunk.
00:51:33.800
Like, I'd had a beer, like, with my dad or something, but...
00:51:37.540
But I smoked weed, and then you start drinking.
00:51:42.860
I bet nowadays, kids are, like, barely smoking weed.
00:51:53.080
This is all because you didn't legalize cocaine.
00:51:54.860
We should actually be giving cocaine to children to cure them of being gender dysphoria.
00:52:05.600
If you're a trans kid, potential trans kid, wannabe trans kid, give that kid cocaine,
00:52:20.260
When they go, I want to be trans, go, okay, here's blow.
00:52:28.640
And if you survive, you probably won't want to be.
00:52:33.160
No, we agree with all ideologies, and we think of all people's.
00:52:35.400
I think you actually just came on to a good idea because that's what we do already.
00:52:38.940
We give them testosterone, which is the same thing as cocaine.
00:52:41.380
It just makes you feel really good in the short term because they're, like, jacked up.
00:52:46.820
I mean, you'd make them feel better by just giving them cocaine.
00:53:02.760
But they're both pretty bad, but one's definitely more worse, I guess, because you're being raped as a child.
00:53:16.440
Well, I mean, if you give them cross-sex hormones, it will sterilize them in the future.
00:53:34.740
Like, the real secret Mossad transgender surgery.
00:53:38.180
The real Jewish trans surgery where they give you cocaine first.
00:53:47.160
There are some right-wing people who say that Jews were doing transgenders then, and that's why they killed them all or something.
00:53:54.240
One of the sexologists in Germany in, like, the 20s coined the term trans...
00:54:05.280
But, like, the transgenderism from, like, 1920 is not the same as it is today.
00:54:17.800
But it's like, all the early transgenderism, if you read it, it's basically saying, like, it's really just homophobia.
00:54:31.680
Early transgenders are pretty funny, because they're basically...
00:54:38.320
And, like, I guess they're women, because they're into dudes, so they're not really men.
00:55:03.800
They were running the banks, and then, you know...
00:55:09.560
Why can't we just have fun and just have movies like Tropic Thunder?
00:55:18.220
It's gonna take us five minutes to fucking pack all this shit up.
00:55:34.960
I hate signs telling me to do things like that sign that says,
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