Bankas Podcast - Simp China ｜ The Bankas Show - #046

00:00:00.000 welcome to the podcast everybody i hope you're having a good week i surely am uh i'm pretty

00:00:06.700 excited about four sold out shows that are going down toronto two shows in uh burlington two shows

00:00:14.260 in toronto um i hope y'all are coming to that we're gonna have special guests it's going to be

00:00:22.800 amazing and my boy armin our bobby is going to be doing a spot shout out uh armin is here say what up

00:00:30.380 to armin um he's essentially um he's a made man he's part of the warlock mafia the bank is warlock

00:00:40.880 and um yeah let's start the show

00:00:48.080 and i just met a guy who does just that if you're new here welcome to my dating diaries where i

00:00:57.440 overshare my dating life in new york this guy slid into my dms on instagram saying that my dating

00:01:01.660 diaries are very downtown based and i should have an uptown edition so let's call this guy uptown man

00:01:06.580 i asked what a night uptown entails and he said shopping at hermes and dinner at daniel at first

00:01:10.600 i thought he was kidding but then when he called me a car i saw that the end location was hermes

00:01:14.360 on madison out once i arrived i met him inside the store and i was great with champagne and then we

00:01:18.540 went straight to the shoe section i tried on the oran sandals and was debating between the brown and

00:01:22.480 white he preferred the white so i went with that he then checked out and we walked over to daniel

00:01:26.120 uptown man was an extreme gentleman and he told me he believes in princess treatment only he talked

00:01:29.820 me up like no other and told me i'm still worthy for a 21 year old we talked about our favorite spots

00:01:34.100 in london paris and sandrake that's when i told him i'm going to paris at the end of this week

00:01:37.960 and he offered to make me reservations while i'm there he told me that i'm much more than a last

00:01:41.920 minute reservation at some mid bar downtown also the food and drinks at daniel was top tier it was

00:01:46.460 probably one of the best dinners i've ever had this was the best part at the end of dinner he

00:01:49.960 offered to bring me back to the kitchen to meet the chef at the restaurant before going our separate

00:01:53.260 ways we made plans to see each other once i'm back in town he then called me a car and texted me

00:01:57.380 immediately after uptown man says the bar extremely high ladies don't listen to any dusty mail when 1.00

00:02:02.120 they tell you your standards are too high can i see a photo of what this girl looks like 1.00

00:02:06.800 first before we continue i feel like she's

00:02:10.620 all right i mean she's kind of got like a sydney sweeney kind of look to her

00:02:17.860 but i mean she looks retarded she's 21 she looks like a 34 year old woman 0.94

00:02:22.780 like i don't know this is she's not like first date spend eight thousand dollars saying bro she 0.99

00:02:32.580 even fucked the guy why are people like i thought if i was that rich i would like i was single i would 0.86

00:02:38.260 never buy hookers i mean not even that just why why would you have to spend eight thousand dollars 0.99

00:02:44.980 on a date it's insane it's insane it's insane no man i don't know i don't know what you've seen 0.99

00:02:52.300 a girl like that maybe it's because you just imagine that she's never fucked other guys 1.00

00:02:56.720 this is my other favorite video of the week by the way this is chinese citizen give speech in chinese 0.98

00:03:04.940 after being elected to serve in san francisco's election commission

00:03:08.860 is it racist that i just find that funny for like no actual like like nothing i i don't know

00:03:27.740 what she's saying doesn't matter it's funny it's just chinese 0.96

00:03:31.240 why is it funny though what is what is it about the sound of the chinese accent the words

00:03:47.500 what's that mean

00:04:04.720 gum gumta chinese uh gumma in chinese means father mary sister paternal aunt

00:04:16.760 it's definitely the wrong word that's my gumma my father's mary sister paternal aunt 0.59

00:04:29.540 um lala oh lala means lesbian in chinese that's kind of funny 1.00

00:04:41.080 anyway welcome to the show everybody it's what day is it it's february well february's almost

00:04:50.480 over february goes quick every year and that's why we do black history month for february because

00:04:55.740 it's it's uh it's over before we know it and we don't have to do too much um social justice warrior

00:05:04.140 ship but i think it's pretty cool that connie's album is number one during black history month 0.77

00:05:11.620 and i'm pretty sure like fuck taylor swift for trying to steal black history month i know we've 0.94

00:05:19.740 been talking about taylor a lot and people are sick of it which is why sometimes i want to talk 0.98

00:05:23.600 before i would talk about like israel palestine people like please stop talking about israel

00:05:27.540 palestine and then it's like please stop talking about taylor swift it's like what's worse what's

00:05:32.980 worse what's that oh yeah taylor taylor send her to gaza i i i've seen a lot of videos of like people

00:05:44.380 from gaza being like hello it is i am from gaza i just every time i watch it i just don't like it 0.77

00:05:52.520 doesn't elicit the emotion they want it to from me like i just see it and go yeah you're a terrorist

00:06:00.080 um i'm joking free palestine anyway um gum lao means my sister's paternal aunt 0.79

00:06:10.540 what is even a sister what is a sister's paternal what's i guess that's like your mom's your 0.94

00:06:18.040 would be your mom's sister that raised you i guess i don't fucking know 0.91

00:06:23.340 all right welcome to the show everybody 0.95

00:06:38.400 i don't know what happened i got sick you were talking about taylor swift and then you were like 0.95

00:06:45.940 gum lao what the fuck are you okay no yeah ben's feeling some of tylenol right now ben's ben's 0.97

00:06:53.760 pretty sick right now he's got uh chinese fever he's got something he's got mono 16 he made out of 1.00

00:07:02.500 15 no you can't say that oh ben just went back to queens re-enrolled mono yeah mononucleosin

00:07:14.080 did you ever get mono um no yeah once i thought i had mono but it was like bronchitis they thought

00:07:21.900 i had mono too i just had strep isis 1.00

00:07:26.020 no mono's like i don't know it's like if you're cool and you suck dick and get your lip 1.00

00:07:34.400 it sucks because if you smoke cigarettes and you're just sick you're like still want a cigarette but you 0.99

00:07:39.180 just like have the flu and you're just like oh oh oh oh tylenol yeah that is what it's like man 0.97

00:07:49.000 some guy just messaged me he was like you've gone woke i want to see the monkey again 0.99

00:07:59.660 i love it who thinks you've gone woke because you talked about what like what the fuck 0.99

00:08:05.040 all you talked about is taylor you literally did not upload a blackface video today you are 1.00

00:08:10.400 like what the fuck 0.99

00:08:13.440 yo ben bangus used to be cool we used to post him doing a monkey chinese voice every single day 0.97

00:08:21.320 it would be funny if you did go woke though i i'd be i'd laugh i'd be like if this i mean i

00:08:26.140 would need to make some more money to go woke just you go hollywood you're like i don't even know

00:08:29.740 about that but then underground fans are like this guy used to be a monkey doggy

00:08:33.800 you know what i mean you're like hosting tonight show like and tonight lady gaga wore this and then

00:08:40.100 it's like deep reddit threads like yo this has been bangus saying to enward after he did yucks burlington

00:08:45.100 oh yeah man yeah i gotta stop you're gonna have a bad dementia it's gonna be tough to see

00:08:54.540 it's gonna be really funny like you'll still crush

00:08:57.700 oh yeah yeah i think i'll just do that yeah dude it'll be that you're gonna be thinking mike's

00:09:04.640 coming to set up a pod you keep saying i have dementias well you have been just laying on a

00:09:10.740 couch for 14 hours i'm sick yeah well you lay you you sleep a lot i sleep at a decent hour man i get

00:09:19.960 like eight hours i don't sleep that much i just sleep when i'm in the car because i it's comfy

00:09:25.000 okay but you've you've had i have a track record of waking up at like 3 p.m yeah i've changed this

00:09:30.320 i wake up at 11. yo yo this guy grew up it's programmed 3 p.m i used to call this guy at like

00:09:38.980 two and he'd be like bro whoa whoa it is fun though now he's like yo this guy's resting from

00:09:46.900 his sickness so he can perform well sorry your version of resting it's like we're a cigarette

00:09:53.660 oh

00:09:54.820 well i need a cigarette when i'm sick

00:09:59.640 i like the new cigarettes with the this is poison on them i kind of pretend they're like supreme logos

00:10:06.860 yeah it does look pretty it looks pretty sick it's like yo this is that's how you know if the

00:10:10.800 cigarettes are new at least that's true yeah i got some stale cigarettes last time i did nyer 0.99

00:10:14.900 yeah pissed off i know i had stale belmonts i was like this is bad you gotta go call fucking 1.00

00:10:20.680 immigration that probably made me sick probably yeah it's definitely that not the lifestyle it's 1.00

00:10:25.260 crazy that it's yeah twenty dollars for a pack of stale cigarettes it's like yo it was a stale

00:10:29.320 cigarette to join the bank of show support us on patreon patreon.com slash ben bankus

00:10:35.180 and get a weekly bonus podcast episode also bonus stand-up clips

00:10:40.200 that's what it was doc well when it's like a pack of it 0.99

00:10:44.740 what'd you just bro you got money go buy another bag bro what the fuck 0.99

00:10:49.840 i try not to smoke though oh yeah that's true i guess yeah we could order from circle k 1.00

00:10:57.460 yeah why can't we uber cigarettes yeah that's one thing i actually states you can fuck bro you don't 0.97

00:11:06.060 have the map pack yet yeah there's some it is really it was really annoying when i'd order 0.98

00:11:12.060 cigarettes in the states so sometimes you'd be like more and more they got pomos down oh no that

00:11:17.560 was i ordered cigarettes once i was like really fucked up and i called my uber eats driver and i was 0.99

00:11:23.360 like can you bring i sent him to 7-eleven i was like can you just get cigarettes and i'll pay you

00:11:27.580 like the extra like yeah cash and he's like okay what do you want belmont and then he brought me

00:11:34.520 palm oil he's like you said ball more all month belmont i don't know it's annoying so i never did that

00:11:42.960 again here's bobby eltoff she's the uh she's back she's back with wiz khalifa she cheated on her 0.98

00:11:49.680 husband they got a divorce yeah that she got a divorce from her husband yeah she cheated for 1.00

00:11:53.340 sure what did she cheat bro what what else could it be honestly like watching this clip would make

00:12:00.600 you want to divorce her let's just watch this clip okay so what do you do for a living my life is

00:12:07.300 like literally revolves around my kid i work for him you work for him yeah what's his job

00:12:13.720 no i'm saying like i go to work so oh i thought you meant you like work for him that's actually

00:12:19.380 what you said so of course i thought you meant that he's the purpose that i work he's a reason

00:12:24.440 he's a reason why i work that's a better way to say it that's why i go to work is you don't yeah

00:12:30.620 you don't work for your son my son inspires me to work that's great that's exactly how that's not how

00:12:40.360 i meant took it though no but when i said that i work for him that's what i meant like now i got

00:12:47.700 like i physically get up and go to work for him that's what i thought you meant though i can't do

00:12:52.740 that why he's 11. yeah but i don't know what rich people do maybe your kid's like already doing

00:12:58.860 something he has like a brand or something and you work for it i could see that when you say it like

00:13:05.360 like that cool but in a normal world parents don't work for their 11 year old children you

00:13:13.480 don't live in a normal world you know i don't like that this it's just average looking white 1.00

00:13:20.300 women feel too powerful now with social media yeah bro okay great and her face looks like a 1.00

00:13:27.580 fucking say that again she's got great tits yeah okay cool but then her ass aquaman loves the tits 1.00

00:13:34.380 fucking caveman 1.00

00:13:36.740 yeah hangers she's like touching them in this whole video too because she knows that she's 0.99

00:13:44.200 no i don't know i don't like it i'm not here for it i think it's weird though what happened with her

00:13:48.620 husband wait what's weird her act is like calling out rappers on their bad grammar her act is just 0.96

00:13:54.680 being an annoying white chick that's her act is just like i don't know like you do that like 1.00

00:14:00.980 okay should i just do that for the rest of this pod should i just pretend wait here's okay wait 0.96

00:14:06.660 yeah okay one week ago drake not responsible for balty bobby althoff divorce despite speculation

00:14:13.700 okay but like how could he be like not responsible like

00:14:17.600 of what her and drake in the bed he deleted it he like forced her to delete it yeah at gunpoint

00:14:26.080 took her to drake mansion bobby althoff is getting divorces now being picked apart by fans who think

00:14:32.080 drake might have had something to do with it but we've got the real story it's far from that at all

00:14:35.820 here's the deal bobby's now a strange husband husband cory cited july 4th 2023 as the day he and baa

00:14:43.480 separated and the reason folks are hyper focusing on this is because it just so happens to be around

00:14:50.200 the time when she aired the viral drake interview blah blah blah drake yeah imagine your like feet

00:14:55.240 like wife who you have kids with yeah it's hanging out with drake like in a bed with yeah and then the 0.98

00:15:01.460 video gets deleted and the whole video is just like oh my boy smiggy would like that

00:15:06.440 like smiley is like yeah i was literally a criminal yeah literally just a murderer

00:15:17.240 yo i'm smiling my boy smiling oh how's cory doing um of course the speculation has been peaking with

00:15:23.680 many suggesting bobby and drake were perhaps closer than we saw obviously imagine going to drake's house

00:15:29.840 and not banging him if you're a chick okay yeah there we go i was gonna say or as a dude i mean

00:15:36.040 trying to bang him you try to bang him if that's what he wants me to do no i didn't see no that's 0.99

00:15:43.080 actually he was really upset when he didn't get to see his dick he was like fearfully maybe there 0.99

00:15:47.600 were some women talking about it at um the show in osha with this past weekend and they said that it 0.99

00:15:51.840 was skinny that's good okay i'm happy with that so what you have yeah oh i got drinks how did you 0.59

00:16:03.240 how did you fucking see it this guy filmed it he filmed it he was setting this up in drake's house 0.94

00:16:11.540 it was the lighting good for this one drink he's just 0.99

00:16:14.140 long story short we're told drake and bobby continue texting after they had their famous lay

00:16:20.600 down chat and our sources say drizzy even invited bobby to his la concert august 12th which she

00:16:25.140 attended unfortunately for her only general admission was offered our sources tell us bobby

00:16:30.900 is genuinely angry about this apparently feeling she deserved to be in the vip area with drake and

00:16:35.720 other celebs friends she made her indignation known in a since deleted video where she's standing 1.00

00:16:40.920 around the arena floor pouting about it i know i remember this video yeah i remember this too i want

00:16:45.920 to know who what photos does her dad have with these celebrities that she's in all these videos

00:16:52.740 like there's got to be like multiple files of like all these guys dming kids and it's like yo i'll 0.96

00:16:58.920 release this but you have to do an interview with my shitty dickhead kid come catch me on tour guys 0.92

00:17:04.620 my last few shows in canada before taking off are going to be march 27th in edmonton at the west edmonton 0.98

00:17:14.200 mall comic strip after that april 8th i'm going to be in halifax nova scotia at the yuck yucks

00:17:20.760 april 10th uh to 15th i'm going to be doing the lol fest which is amherst frederickton new brunswick all

00:17:27.720 kinds of east coast canadian uh dates and theaters so you need to go get tickets for that ben bankus 0.96

00:17:34.440 dot com why would she like pout at the concert it's like you just did a fucking interview with 0.99

00:17:38.980 the guy because she's giving you free tickets 1.00

00:17:41.460 well if you were at that concert the fuck is that nice 0.99

00:17:46.620 um yeah that's crazy that she actually got divorced though at the time people were trying 0.99

00:17:54.220 to figure out if they had been falling out as it turns out they absolutely did

00:17:57.380 our sources tell us that when bobby was at the show her little video was reflecting how she actually felt

00:18:03.120 oh that's about drake falling out um drake's camp hit her team to demand she take down both the 0.94

00:18:14.600 clip and the interview which she then did at that point we're told their friendship fizzled 0.97

00:18:19.560 oh shit oh my god here's a picture of her with her she's like a really prudish looking chick 1.00

00:18:26.540 like who got pregnant twice with a really kucky looking guy 1.00

00:18:30.960 this is what he looks like oh here wait i should put it into this

00:18:37.140 so this is this is a husband with her with her pregnant now in terms of whether they patch 0.99

00:18:46.740 things up since bobby herself recently applied kiki palmer's podcast oh my god who are these fucking 0.99

00:18:53.520 people bro does she did she do one with a kanye 0.73

00:18:59.240 on the issue of why cory actually filed to divorce bobby it's very simple explanation our sources tell

00:19:07.120 us her skyrocketing fame and his desire to remain a normie was the main catalyst that had nothing to

00:19:12.220 do with allegations of cheating although we're sure she probably didn't appreciate how cozy

00:19:16.000 she was acting with champagne poppy on tape would you be cool if your girl did that yeah 1.00

00:19:23.140 no would you if she was making like how much money does she make yeah but then that's not 1.00

00:19:29.560 good either well you want your girl to be making like a couple million a year to lay in bed with drake 1.00

00:19:35.240 she's worth four million 0.98

00:19:38.420 apparently yeah four million how much is dixie d'amelio is worth 15 million who's that 1.00

00:19:54.980 charlie d'amelio's sister oh i forgot about those two yeah they kind of disappeared they probably just

00:20:02.820 the money yeah they just made their parents probably like okay you made yeah 20 million

00:20:06.400 from age 14 to 20 just chill like you don't have to on boats what is bobby's altobs net worth four

00:20:15.700 mil big break when she landed an interview with drake in 2023 craziness i want to do an interview 0.98

00:20:23.620 let's get it i'd love to see you in bed with drake i'd probably like it i'd probably like it

00:20:33.000 oh yeah this people are sending me this video after it emerged that u.s and chinese scientists

00:20:40.260 have implanted human cells into monkey embryos to for practice wait why are people sending you this

00:20:45.800 we should see the embryos as human at all i think um when we create an organism that is a mix between

00:20:53.400 a human and a monkey we're really not sure at all what sort of organism we have created i mean

00:20:59.480 is it a human is it a monkey is it something in between um and that raises ethical issues because

00:21:05.600 we don't know how we should treat these creatures can we simply use them inside the experiments can

00:21:13.820 we destroy them

00:21:14.560 do we somehow get your cells into like a monkey's embryo and make an actual human monkey hybrid

00:21:29.360 organism we create how we should treat it is not so much of a problem uh for the research we're 0.99

00:21:35.660 discussing here because in that research as you mentioned that is the most ugly fucking 0.98

00:21:41.400 retarded monkey according to two papers published in national science review scientists in china 0.95

00:21:49.320 have successfully cloned monkeys with genetic disease symptoms researchers from the chinese

00:21:54.980 academy of sciences used a crispr cast 9 method on in vitro fertilized monkey embryos

00:22:00.240 with no bmal1 to help manage their circadian rhythm the resulting monkeys exhibited a wide rate 1.00

00:22:07.760 after taking a fibro rape the gene edited monkey that's what i heard too 1.00

00:22:13.280 to use somatic cell nuclear look at this picture of the fucking retarded monkey 1.00

00:22:18.140 that's fucked it's dark it's bad 1.00

00:22:23.680 cell nuclear transfer to replace a nucleus of a monkey egg cell with a fibroblast nucleus 0.99

00:22:31.560 325 embryos were implanted in 65 surrogate monkeys all five cloned monkeys carried the altered

00:22:41.020 bmal1 gene introduced in the donor monkey for biologists this term describes any organism

00:22:47.700 whose body consists of cells from two different organisms why am i telling you about this tonight

00:22:53.940 because scientists in recently tried will let me bring on daniel borman

00:22:58.280 creating the world's first human monkey chimera 0.99

00:23:04.820 these i have to make like eight monkey videos from this

00:23:09.700 yeah we were just talking this is exciting quitting you know

00:23:12.520 oh never mind actually what scientists are back we're back in business

00:23:16.280 viral they integrated human cells into the embryos of a macaque monkey

00:23:22.220 in simple terms they created embryos that were part monkey and part human

00:23:28.700 what happened next the embryos were grown in the open in a laboratory for 20 days

00:23:34.460 about it we still don't fully know what the drawbacks or benefits of creating a human monkey hybrid

00:23:42.200 they don't even know the benefits what is the drawback you want to know about the drawback 0.96

00:23:48.580 they're not even the what are the benefits they have no benefits they're just fucking around 1.00

00:23:54.380 what is the benefit of making a retarded monkey person 1.00

00:23:57.560 dude being a chinese scientist from china 0.93

00:23:59.820 being a chinese scientist sounds fun dude

00:24:03.020 just putting come okay uh yesterday we did a kobe with a bat today we make a half human 0.52

00:24:09.020 half monkey hybrid tomorrow we make a chimera welcome to the podcast everybody please like and

00:24:15.800 subscribe to this video also click the little bell so that you get notified every time that i make a

00:24:20.580 new podcast which is every tuesday i believe i'm from israel human animal monkey hyper

00:24:30.060 daddy how did you get rich by going

00:24:36.060 that's funny do that again look like a do-rag oh no oh there he is this guy sold me weed in grade 10 0.69

00:24:56.060 you want family you want family trying to get the monkey coming back in the coffee time

00:25:03.820 no i feel good i feel like i'm one with god right now

00:25:10.060 oh no

00:25:10.620 mohammed you can't you can't die before you meet drake i want to see you meet drake 0.98

00:25:17.700 i want to see you get giddy um hi hello there

00:25:20.860 oh drake you're gonna have your hands in your pockets for sure do you want to see an old skinny 1.00

00:25:27.180 my penises do you want to see my yeah oh drake you do that i do monkey 0.99

00:25:32.300 oh your tour is pretty cool have you ever seen this oh 0.99

00:25:36.300 oh can i open for you at acc i want to do monkey

00:25:40.380 that'd be amazing though just before they bring happy brock history move

00:25:46.380 you dressed up like a monkey would you do that then because i always bring up like wearing a

00:25:52.460 monkey mask you never want to do it would you do it for drake 1.00

00:25:58.860 yeah i have we used to wear it we lost it i think it's at yucks

00:26:04.780 i think some one of the indians stole it so they could go home and 0.99

00:26:08.140 why do you want to vote on my monkey man stole it from ben bangor

00:26:15.740 and he stole it from ben bangor loving the show go to benbankus.com click the merch button you can

00:26:21.340 get your very own bank a show hoodie t-shirts and more oh yeah that's i won an award uh like a raffle

00:26:29.180 in high school and like the indian kid on the announcements announced it it was like raptors 1.00

00:26:33.900 taking a little ben bangor yeah they call me ben banker so everybody started calling me ben bangor

00:26:44.220 i don't know why indian always gets me dude it's like you in chinese 1.00

00:26:47.180 ben bangor because it was like bankus and like probably thought the s was an r

00:26:51.980 i don't know why i don't know why i don't know why i don't know why i don't know why i don't know

00:26:59.260 well

00:26:59.580 i'm in limbo right now folks i talked a bunch about that on my patreon podcast which is coming out uh

00:27:07.820 tomorrow or thursday we just recorded it earlier today because i'm waiting for my u.s visa so there's

00:27:15.340 not much i can talk about if you're frustrated because you want me to say more about whatever the

00:27:19.420 fuck this is what we're talking about for now and um i'm enjoying it yeah well i don't know what i 0.99

00:27:26.540 don't know canada's very suppressed uh you know the only thing you can talk about is drake's penis 0.99

00:27:34.860 censorship yeah yeah it's very censored yeah and i just want to get out and we have a bunch of dates 0.98

00:27:41.740 lined up for the u.s on the east coast um and the west coast and all this shit so it's just going 0.74

00:27:50.620 to be fucking insane and i can't announce it until we have the paperwork done so that's very soon 0.94

00:27:57.900 and like within the next if you're listening to this now like within 10 days for sure 0.98

00:28:02.860 and well at least we'll know what what the fuck's happening at that point and 0.98

00:28:09.420 bada bing bada boom coming to the u.s a lot of crazy crazy 0.97

00:28:15.260 stuff that i want to post and do but we're just waiting a little bit like i said we talked about

00:28:20.620 it in the patreon episode uh it's a loading screen the monkeys in the cage whatever you want

00:28:25.580 to call it human transfer to replace a nucleus of a monkey egg cell

00:28:36.700 we still don't fully know what the drawbacks or benefits of creating a human monkey hybrid could be

00:28:42.620 they don't even know the benefits they're just in a lab oh the benefit i got a free health care

00:28:49.900 no they're just i got a free dental um

00:28:56.540 when are you gonna go to china is the real question once i blow up in the states and uh 0.54

00:29:01.980 open china open for taylor swift in china

00:29:05.340 it would be pretty funny if it's just me wearing a monkey mask for like stadiums in china

00:29:12.060 just like like soccer stadiums they're gonna pass you off as one of the 0.98

00:29:16.300 200 000 fucking chinese people just oh 0.99

00:29:20.380 and i'm just like coming out with a monkey like or if they probably just like project it on my face 0.99

00:29:25.020 in china yeah they probably have some next yeah they make you a monkey in life 1.00

00:29:29.580 and then real time

00:29:33.420 i don't know why it's a wolf

00:29:39.260 they're howling at the moon chinese people turn into dogs and they see the monkey oh it's so 1.00

00:29:44.700 ruined i knew you 0.98

00:29:46.700 is it the year of the monkey no it's your dragon

00:29:51.420 okay that is crazy that they have all those like things 0.98

00:29:55.020 that's a fucking way do they rot animals or they just cycle 0.93

00:30:00.300 how do they even tell just random they're just ran it's random how does chinese new year work 0.99

00:30:12.620 i think i was i don't know what i was

00:30:17.100 um i'm an atheist i don't believe in this second new moon after the winter solstice on december 21st

00:30:22.540 i mean i don't tell you new year noisy firecracker can be heard

00:30:36.940 so that's what's happening um shows are all sold out right now edmonton you can go get tickets for

00:30:41.660 that march 27th also east coast halifax april 8th amherst nova scotia or something new brunswick

00:30:51.580 frederickton i'm doing all that shit in the first half of april all that is on my website ben 0.94

00:30:56.460 bankus.com and uh if you uh you know want to go support armin i think you should go support armin 0.62

00:31:03.260 rather and uh so he's you know once i leave this country he will be we're going to be the only um

00:31:12.060 human monkey hybrid left it'd be funny if we just start doing it then we'll be 1.00

00:31:16.220 i'll sell it dude no 10 grand that's such a that's so dumb you'll all sell you this thing 0.93

00:31:24.540 that your fans will not be like oh support him at armin our bobs a-r-m-i-n-a-r-b-o-b-z 0.89

00:31:33.260 yeah or z on instagram you have facebook page you gotta get a facebook page you gotta get

00:31:40.300 youtube you have a youtube what's your youtube it's armin our bobby comedy there you go i got

00:31:44.620 a hundred subscribers how did you spell it that's my name armin a-r-m-i-n-a-r-m-i

00:31:49.980 what you don't know we're not in your house uh our bobby a r b a b i comedy i got 100 subscribers

00:31:58.300 I'm coming

00:31:59.220 Coming for your empire

00:32:00.800 Your name sounds like UBI

00:32:03.080 ABI

00:32:04.520 UBI

00:32:05.340 Yeah

00:32:08.100 Let's go

00:32:08.760 Armin Universal

00:32:09.900 Basic

00:32:10.320 Bobby

00:32:11.360 I lived with my mom

00:32:20.060 I would still live with my mom

00:32:21.680 She didn't get dementia probably

00:32:22.840 She was just normal

00:32:24.580 You live with your mom sometimes

00:32:26.360 On the weekends

00:32:27.360 Nice Italian boy

00:32:29.940 This is Mike by the way

00:32:31.600 He does the podcast videos

00:32:33.880 And he's sitting in frame today

00:32:36.560 Just because we have no room

00:32:38.180 It looks really sad

00:32:40.100 He's just

00:32:41.420 When he said that

00:32:42.580 He looks so sad

00:32:43.420 You'll be cut out

00:32:44.280 You'll zoom it in or something

00:32:45.680 So maybe you won't see it

00:32:46.680 But for now

00:32:47.400 You're looking at him

00:32:48.360 And

00:32:49.440 Yeah

00:32:51.480 Support the show

00:32:52.480 Patreon.com

00:32:53.720 Slash Ben Bankus

00:32:54.980 Bonus podcast is out

00:32:56.960 I put an 18 minute set

00:32:58.400 From Yuck Yucks 1.00

00:32:59.160 Where I talk shit 1.00

00:32:59.880 About a whole bunch of shit 1.00

00:33:00.960 Including Palestinians 1.00

00:33:02.800 And Jew wash people 1.00

00:33:04.840 And that's all 0.97

00:33:07.760 On my Patreon

00:33:08.300 So go check that out

00:33:09.480 I gotta go get some rest

00:33:11.200 Thank you guys for tuning in

00:33:14.040 I honestly did not 0.96

00:33:15.380 I was feeling like shit 0.93

00:33:16.700 I was like 1.00

00:33:17.060 Fuck it 1.00

00:33:17.480 This is gonna be a tough one 1.00

00:33:18.520 But we banged it out

00:33:19.420 Of course

00:33:19.900 As always

00:33:20.640 Every week

00:33:21.680 Tuesday mornings

00:33:22.640 You know what it is

00:33:23.880 The Bank is show

00:33:24.740 Thank you guys

00:33:26.340 Thank you

00:33:31.320 I love you

00:33:31.820 I love you

00:33:33.180 I love you

00:33:33.740 I love you

00:33:34.080 You see

Bankas Podcast - February 21, 2024

Simp China ｜ The Bankas Show - #046

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