Bankas Podcast - Usher Has Herpes ｜ The Bankas Show

00:00:00.000 welcome to the show everybody this week we are out of office out of the office which is in my home

00:00:08.140 my home office um shout out mike coming through every week yeah it's been a couple crazy days

00:00:18.080 we just had the super bowl which of course was embarrassing to say the least to watch

00:00:25.540 um i think it ruined it definitely ruined football for me i wasn't a huge football fan

00:00:31.440 but watching that game ruined football for me first of all because taylor swift is

00:00:39.680 is now the face of football okay she is the mascot for the nfl not just the chief she is the mascot

00:00:48.920 for the nfl she is what they are saying is the ideal couple for nfl players which is funny because

00:00:57.460 generally nfl players just beat the shit out of their girlfriends right so but and but now

00:01:04.440 we you know taylor swift's dating a guy that almost beat the shit out of his coach

00:01:10.360 because he he took he pulled him off the field or or whatever there was a lot to unpack after that

00:01:19.560 game there are more memes right now about the super bowl than i think there are i have ever been i

00:01:29.960 think that was the most memeable obviously because taylor swift was there has become the mascot for the

00:01:36.320 whole damn league travis kelsey not that interesting of a guy for sure and i think there's all these

00:01:45.100 memes going around taylor's getting the ick in real time and it's her looking ahead of him being like

00:01:51.160 woo and she's just like oh fuck but she's in too deep she's gotta like him she's she is the poster child

00:01:59.060 for loveless relationships like she just looks like she's in a relationship for all of the other

00:02:07.280 like maybe at that point when you're that famous it's hard to be in a relationship that's not like

00:02:11.980 that and i'm not trying to talk shit that uh you know if taylor's trying to get that money i mean

00:02:17.980 she's obviously getting it she's getting the bag she won the super bowl and she's like one of the

00:02:24.200 richest women in the world if not the richest i mean she's the richest woman in the world who hasn't had a

00:02:27.980 divorce that's a fact i'm pretty sure the richest woman in the world that's from divorce

00:02:32.840 was it bezos's wife or one of the one of the wives that uh that's yeah we'll get to that in a second

00:02:43.320 remind me to talk about bezos's wife but what a what an event usher it really was an event for just

00:02:52.000 old millennials it made it made me feel old really because it was like here's all these artists for

00:02:59.600 when you were in grade eight you know you fucking old fuck you know you're a man by the way when you

00:03:07.640 miss the first like four minutes of the third quarter of the football game because you're just

00:03:12.000 taking a shit that's what most people were doing i feel like because all you do the whole halftime show

00:03:17.660 is eat disgustingly like i had wings at home which wasn't that bad because i only eat once a day now

00:03:22.900 on a strict diet but i ate wings and then i watched usher and then usher made me want to have to take a

00:03:32.380 shit i don't know if i'm gonna blame it on usher and not on the wings but it wasn't that good of a

00:03:38.460 halftime show i mean everybody oh usher touched alicia keys and blah blah yeah usher has herpes

00:03:43.840 don't we all know that does anybody want to talk about that everybody's like usher was a shining

00:03:49.100 light of herpes he is a herpes carrier okay and he spread it he touched alicia keys with his herpes

00:03:57.860 fingers and i'm sick of this whole oh you can only get herpes if you have sex with somebody with herpes

00:04:03.360 no you can get herpes if you look at someone with herpes okay and he looked at all of us so i'm not

00:04:11.560 happy about it but it wasn't that good and the game was obviously rigged at the end there was a

00:04:18.400 bit of a whoa right i mean wasn't there but the defense was kind of like there was the slow-mo the

00:04:26.480 guy going he kind of was like whoa and then that's the guy who caught the ball i don't know maybe it's

00:04:32.360 rigged maybe it's not i think it could be congratulations to drake for winning one point

00:04:37.820 something million dollars i think he won but like 1.3 million dollars on the game so that's

00:04:43.220 to me that's interesting this is the world i want to live in kanye west drake

00:04:51.620 and taylor swift taylor swift taylor swift is never going away she's always trying to ruin black culture

00:05:00.440 football used like camp like you can't be black and like football now because it's just taylor swift

00:05:07.980 okay i think kanye's daughter was part of the halftime show and he was at the game which is pretty cool

00:05:18.280 to see your daughter perform the halftime show with usher he performed something before

00:05:24.780 he performed in vegas the night before his own show or listening party wow well i know he's he's

00:05:32.980 potentially going on a new tour but anyway so there's a lot to unpack still from the last couple

00:05:37.060 days so we had the super bowl completely insane situation the memes are out of control

00:05:44.200 what are some of the other memes oh yeah well the travis kelsey yelling at the coach

00:05:48.580 um taylor swift hole and travis kelsey holding but yeah she just doesn't she doesn't do it for me

00:05:56.480 i don't know about you guys but she doesn't do it for me like i look at taylor swift looks like a

00:06:02.600 toxic woman who ruined a lot of lives and now she's 35 she has no kids and so she's just like i'm gonna

00:06:11.420 have fun still and it's it's it is fun it's fun for her fans but i don't know if she's actually

00:06:17.780 enjoying herself i really truly don't think she's enjoying herself only because

00:06:21.980 she didn't like football till this year she didn't know like right how long has she even been dating

00:06:30.380 this guy a year not even i mean this is just embarrassing dude like there's just the hype

00:06:37.420 around it is embarrassing when you haven't been dating somebody that long it's it's a lot it's like

00:06:43.940 i'm gonna bring my bumble date to the fucking super bowl i'm playing like it's i mean it's not

00:06:49.420 that excessive but she's sitting there with his mom it's gonna be just dreadful when they break up

00:06:56.160 but i have a feeling they won't i have a feeling they're going through some lawyer lawyer meetings

00:07:00.660 going look this is probably gonna be a marriage for a bit we you know there might be a divorce you

00:07:04.980 gotta sign a prenup like he's gonna sign a prenup he's gonna sign one i well i mean i don't know if

00:07:10.900 that's true but that's how i would see it going down just based on how rich she is

00:07:15.300 her net worth is like 250 or 400 million or something oh she's worth a billion

00:07:24.240 i was thinking about her uh her tour her tour made 250 million

00:07:30.140 trying to get there we got we got to get there that's you know i like oh those memes were good

00:07:38.440 the uh taylor swift taking is going to take a helicopter from the box to the field or something

00:07:46.740 or like take or there was another really good one which was the scene from top gun where where he's

00:07:55.200 just flying through the mountains and it's like pov taylor swift on the way to see her boyfriend

00:07:59.780 yeah it's pretty good those are pretty good like that shit's fire to me but

00:08:09.220 kanye prevails the day after the super bowl the day after taylor swift take your boyfriend to work

00:08:20.040 day

00:08:20.360 kanye west is now back on top number one artist in the world number one most streamed artist in the world

00:08:28.780 number one album in the world ahead of taylor swift one ahead and i think that's that's a beautiful

00:08:36.060 thing because that's a full circle moment where i made a bitch famous right and he did and now she's

00:08:46.180 fucking a kansas city chief which you can't say that anymore because that's native for murdered native

00:08:53.340 but he made this bitch famous she got her big fame day and then the next day it's like sorry i'm the

00:09:02.020 king here's my beautiful wife kanye's wife is stunningly beautiful she's italic she's like an

00:09:09.360 italian supermodel or something yeah but he's just so funny with it he's just like that's my wife she's

00:09:15.900 hot as fuck and it's like fuck you and yeah kim is not as hot as her for sure she's not she looks

00:09:23.620 haggard compared to his new kim looks evil too like there's a picture of kim with mr beast

00:09:31.940 at the super bowl and it's like bro i mean after she fucked pete davidson fucking mr beast would

00:09:38.780 almost be a step up which is sad to say not to say that i mean fucking me would be a step down

00:09:46.100 no matter what for many of those people for now for now for the next year and a half but i would

00:09:52.780 never fuck kim kardashian even if she wanted to fuck me out of respect for kanye west and respect for

00:09:58.420 the the uh the west family i think it's whack that pete davidson did that i mean as cool as it probably

00:10:06.700 he was probably like yo holy shit dating kim kardashian and like he was sending and making

00:10:11.500 jokes about it with kanye i mean like i'm fucking your bitch that's just hollywood though because

00:10:16.620 he did the same thing with uh this is fucking it's not with your fucking little fidget little fidgety

00:10:25.460 knee it sounds like you're jerking off the corner i know sorry i know you're letting us use your house

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00:11:05.400 slash ben bankus check it out what does it say oh yeah pete davidson like pete davidson would fuck

00:11:11.320 taylor so if pete davidson would fuck whoever no matter what doesn't give a shit he fucked ariana

00:11:16.520 grande after mac miller and mac miller was in love with ariana grande still it pretty much killed

00:11:21.960 himself over ariana grande i mean he didn't take a knife to his he didn't blow his head off he

00:11:28.880 od'd but he literally just sat at home and probably did blow for like maybe what like a month he had

00:11:36.280 like one little girlfriend that he was kind of like into but too broken-hearted to actually be into

00:11:41.900 we've all been there right coked out not that part

00:11:47.160 on the floor

00:11:51.280 singing self-care but

00:11:55.040 that's what he died dude just self-care after doing a bump

00:12:00.640 but he did that because pete davidson sent a dick pic

00:12:06.720 to him that was the rumor that pete davidson sent a picture of ariana grande sucking his dick

00:12:14.700 and sent it to mac miller and mac miller just like died inside it's totally evil it's totally evil but

00:12:25.080 that's hollywood that's hollywood a lot of cheating a lot of scheming that's why kanye says

00:12:33.140 who are who are these bitches they're all liars

00:12:35.740 right

00:12:37.640 it's tough it's tough out there boys

00:12:42.660 majority of women are liars they lie to themselves

00:12:48.060 how do you think they get in the situations that they get in

00:12:52.300 because they lie to themselves women don't wake up

00:12:55.120 when they're 23 years old 22 23 like men do

00:12:59.760 and go fuck i gotta i gotta make something of myself

00:13:02.960 i gotta make it so that i

00:13:05.900 always fuck 23 year olds

00:13:08.760 that's what i mean that's what guys think at 23

00:13:11.420 they're fucking 23 year olds going fuck i better keep fucking 23 years

00:13:14.320 women

00:13:16.020 are 23 fucking 35 year olds going

00:13:19.420 well i could fuck a 50 year old

00:13:21.820 that like they're

00:13:22.720 for them there's no rush to get

00:13:25.540 established and i mean

00:13:27.540 well-raised women yeah okay i get it

00:13:29.760 but the majority of women

00:13:31.880 there's no even well a lot of well-raised ones

00:13:34.820 there's no rush

00:13:35.960 to get established

00:13:37.780 and

00:13:39.200 take over the world

00:13:40.640 like i'm trying to take over the world

00:13:42.580 there's no rush

00:13:44.240 for women because they can always fuck somebody

00:13:47.360 who already took over the world

00:13:49.260 that's their thinking at least

00:13:50.500 they they probably can't

00:13:51.720 but in their heads they're like

00:13:53.300 well why would i go and start a company and become a ceo

00:13:56.880 and think about that kind of shit

00:13:58.940 when i'm 23

00:13:59.740 as a woman

00:14:02.100 when i could just

00:14:02.940 fuck a 50 year old

00:14:04.300 who already did all that

00:14:05.260 and reap all the benefits

00:14:06.840 not saying that's right

00:14:09.220 not saying that i'm definitely not saying that's right

00:14:10.960 i'm saying it's

00:14:12.000 sad a bit

00:14:12.820 women used

00:14:15.700 i i honestly

00:14:16.820 maybe i'm wrong

00:14:17.820 maybe i mean there's always been gold diggers

00:14:20.380 there's always been women who want to

00:14:22.080 lean on men

00:14:25.040 but

00:14:26.340 nowadays

00:14:27.660 it's

00:14:31.020 it's kind of

00:14:32.360 part of the culture

00:14:34.880 how often do you hear about

00:14:39.300 23 year old woman

00:14:41.300 started

00:14:41.760 ceo of a company

00:14:43.220 100 million dollars

00:14:44.520 like

00:14:45.340 but there's 23 year old guys doing it

00:14:47.180 i mean

00:14:49.600 i'm not trying to be misogynistic

00:14:51.940 i'm just trying to say

00:14:53.060 that kim kardashian's a bitch

00:14:56.940 is what i'm trying to say

00:14:59.300 and kanye i think actually loved her

00:15:03.640 i don't even think he cheated on her barely

00:15:06.960 did he

00:15:08.860 i feel like he was like a

00:15:12.220 i feel

00:15:12.740 like

00:15:13.280 they were rich

00:15:14.840 they had the big house

00:15:15.680 but then

00:15:16.160 kardashian

00:15:17.740 they wanted to do all that

00:15:18.580 tv show

00:15:19.540 all that

00:15:19.980 that stuff

00:15:21.640 control him

00:15:22.780 didn't want him doing crazy shit

00:15:24.940 didn't want him saying crazy shit

00:15:26.340 didn't want him being

00:15:27.400 who he was

00:15:28.960 didn't want him to be an artist

00:15:30.240 women will do that

00:15:34.260 they don't want you to be an artist

00:15:35.360 if they're not familiar with artists

00:15:37.380 like she was familiar with rappers a bit

00:15:41.340 she fucked a few

00:15:42.440 and she fucked

00:15:44.340 more so basketball players

00:15:46.360 which i think basketball players is an easier

00:15:49.280 life than dating artists

00:15:52.100 because a basketball player

00:15:54.100 wakes up in the morning

00:15:55.880 goes to practice

00:15:56.600 comes home

00:15:57.280 he's there all day

00:15:58.640 then you know

00:16:00.080 goes to the gym

00:16:00.860 comes home

00:16:01.580 there all day

00:16:02.300 then he goes to the game

00:16:03.680 if it's an away game

00:16:04.900 he does all that shit

00:16:05.720 but he's away

00:16:06.340 that but it's all

00:16:07.880 they're all very controlled

00:16:09.400 the basketball players are controlled

00:16:11.440 they have handlers

00:16:12.560 if you're a wife of a basketball player

00:16:15.120 you know that

00:16:15.900 okay there's no way he's gonna go out

00:16:17.880 blah blah blah

00:16:18.280 and when they do go out

00:16:19.660 then they

00:16:20.380 that's when the relationship's in

00:16:22.960 that's on the road

00:16:26.740 but with rap

00:16:29.120 they're always

00:16:29.720 like there's no

00:16:30.520 you're an artist

00:16:31.240 you're coming up with shit

00:16:32.160 you have a studio

00:16:32.820 you have other rappers around

00:16:34.940 you have people

00:16:35.500 doing cool shit

00:16:36.940 you have comedians around

00:16:39.380 like Kanye used to hang out

00:16:40.760 with Dave Chappelle all the time

00:16:41.600 stuff like that

00:16:42.120 like

00:16:42.360 cool stuff can't happen

00:16:45.200 if women are controlling you

00:16:46.700 and telling you not to do those things

00:16:48.140 if Kim Kardashian

00:16:52.260 and Kanye stayed together

00:16:54.720 there would be no Vultures

00:16:56.780 Volume 1

00:16:57.440 okay

00:16:59.840 the music he put out

00:17:01.880 with her around

00:17:03.240 was

00:17:04.980 I mean there were some of those

00:17:05.820 was he with her

00:17:06.660 when he made

00:17:07.300 famous and all that

00:17:09.340 I am coming to the United States

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00:17:31.120 he finished the album

00:17:32.540 while he was dating

00:17:33.180 but that was cool

00:17:34.460 that was probably

00:17:35.160 the honeymoon stage

00:17:35.960 but after that

00:17:38.120 there was a period

00:17:38.700 where he kind of

00:17:39.600 I mean

00:17:40.080 I think Kanye

00:17:41.180 did a lot of parenting

00:17:42.300 and

00:17:42.740 and caring

00:17:44.600 about his family

00:17:45.440 stuff

00:17:46.340 so I

00:17:47.740 I think that

00:17:48.440 and he recovered

00:17:50.420 beautifully man

00:17:51.380 from a really

00:17:52.100 fucked up situation

00:17:53.000 he's in

00:17:53.420 he's inspirational

00:17:54.300 and he likes

00:17:56.380 Trump

00:17:56.720 which is

00:17:57.660 neither here

00:17:58.380 nor there

00:17:58.780 but

00:17:59.080 he's

00:18:02.860 well now

00:18:03.320 but today

00:18:03.880 he came out

00:18:04.480 and said

00:18:04.840 yeah of course

00:18:05.380 I still support

00:18:06.020 Trump

00:18:06.320 and

00:18:07.800 I mean

00:18:08.220 Biden's trying

00:18:10.100 to be Trump

00:18:10.740 now

00:18:11.060 with that

00:18:12.640 dark Biden

00:18:13.340 tweet

00:18:14.020 that he put out

00:18:15.520 he put out

00:18:16.260 that tweet

00:18:16.680 after the game

00:18:17.380 just as we

00:18:17.880 drew it up

00:18:18.380 with the dark

00:18:18.920 Biden

00:18:19.300 picture

00:18:20.120 with the laser

00:18:20.660 eyes

00:18:21.040 pretty funny

00:18:22.660 to be honest

00:18:23.900 it was actually

00:18:24.440 funny

00:18:24.680 and there was a

00:18:25.180 and then Hillary

00:18:25.920 was like

00:18:26.440 congrats to

00:18:27.600 Taylor's boyfriend

00:18:28.540 that's like

00:18:29.940 left wing

00:18:30.540 they're trying

00:18:31.000 to be

00:18:31.220 funny

00:18:31.980 like

00:18:32.720 oh look

00:18:33.120 how cool

00:18:33.500 and hip

00:18:33.820 we are

00:18:34.320 oh

00:18:34.720 Biden

00:18:35.700 tweet out

00:18:36.300 something

00:18:36.560 a 25 year

00:18:37.320 old wrote

00:18:37.800 like on

00:18:38.340 your staff

00:18:38.960 and act

00:18:41.040 like you

00:18:41.400 did it

00:18:41.780 you know

00:18:42.160 so

00:18:42.640 yeah

00:18:45.380 his staff

00:18:45.860 is definitely

00:18:46.160 better than

00:18:46.520 Hillary's tweet

00:18:47.160 Hillary's tweet

00:18:48.320 was kind of

00:18:48.760 funny though

00:18:49.160 too

00:18:49.440 and I

00:18:50.520 mean

00:18:50.800 I see

00:18:51.240 how it

00:18:51.580 works

00:18:51.820 for the

00:18:52.200 layman

00:18:52.600 because the

00:18:53.660 layman

00:18:53.940 see that

00:18:54.360 stuff

00:18:54.640 and they

00:18:54.820 go

00:18:54.960 oh

00:18:55.220 I feel

00:18:55.580 safe

00:18:56.100 with these

00:18:56.460 people

00:18:56.820 they're

00:18:57.060 making

00:18:57.360 jokes

00:18:57.880 they're

00:18:58.060 making

00:18:58.300 like

00:18:58.480 but when

00:18:59.440 I make

00:18:59.940 jokes

00:19:00.460 it's a

00:19:01.900 fucking

00:19:02.180 it's a

00:19:02.820 fucking hate

00:19:03.300 crime

00:19:03.660 you know

00:19:04.840 if I'm

00:19:05.440 making

00:19:05.700 light

00:19:06.020 it's a

00:19:06.440 it's a

00:19:06.840 it's hate

00:19:07.260 speech

00:19:07.660 but

00:19:09.240 Biden

00:19:09.880 can

00:19:10.180 you know

00:19:10.860 blow up

00:19:12.300 50,000

00:19:14.080 Palestinians

00:19:14.620 or whatever

00:19:15.100 every five

00:19:15.640 minutes

00:19:15.920 and

00:19:16.180 nobody

00:19:18.600 nobody cares

00:19:19.660 well a couple

00:19:20.680 people care

00:19:21.260 they're down

00:19:21.660 at the

00:19:22.020 down at

00:19:22.580 the bookstore

00:19:22.920 there

00:19:23.360 and

00:19:23.600 oh yeah

00:19:25.360 there was

00:19:25.700 another bombing

00:19:26.220 in Rafa

00:19:26.700 that went

00:19:27.180 down to

00:19:27.460 the bookstore

00:19:27.800 and took

00:19:28.740 over

00:19:28.960 the McDonald's

00:19:30.020 but

00:19:32.340 going to

00:19:33.980 go

00:19:34.140 I have

00:19:34.620 to see

00:19:34.940 Kanye

00:19:35.240 in concert

00:19:36.300 I want

00:19:37.300 to see

00:19:37.520 Drake

00:19:37.800 in concert

00:19:38.320 I was

00:19:39.160 thinking

00:19:39.340 about

00:19:39.580 going

00:19:39.820 February

00:19:40.160 27th

00:19:41.360 honestly

00:19:43.300 my love

00:19:43.840 for rap

00:19:44.440 and

00:19:45.260 and all

00:19:45.820 this shit

00:19:46.140 makes me

00:19:46.540 want to

00:19:47.220 stop doing

00:19:50.000 the human

00:19:50.320 monkey

00:19:50.580 hybrid

00:19:50.900 video

00:19:51.260 to be

00:19:51.700 honest

00:19:51.920 a little

00:19:52.180 bit

00:19:52.440 just because

00:19:54.000 all my

00:19:54.360 idols

00:19:54.740 like

00:19:55.100 I am

00:19:56.120 in a room

00:19:56.560 with Drake

00:19:56.980 they're like

00:19:57.280 oh show

00:19:57.660 me what

00:19:57.920 you got

00:19:58.280 it's just

00:19:58.840 still cool

00:20:05.060 they come

00:20:05.360 to the

00:20:05.540 Super Bowl

00:20:05.840 party

00:20:06.160 I mean

00:20:10.720 Kanye

00:20:11.060 might laugh

00:20:11.580 and be like

00:20:12.160 he might

00:20:17.000 laugh

00:20:17.260 Kanye

00:20:18.020 might like

00:20:18.460 it

00:20:18.660 you think

00:20:21.200 so

00:20:21.480 do you

00:20:22.780 think

00:20:22.960 I just

00:20:23.280 want to

00:20:23.540 see if

00:20:23.900 Kanye

00:20:24.240 likes a

00:20:24.680 Chinese

00:20:24.920 accent

00:20:25.080 but honestly

00:20:25.800 I don't

00:20:26.080 want to

00:20:26.280 do it

00:20:26.500 anymore

00:20:26.740 I

00:20:26.900 really

00:20:27.220 don't

00:20:28.640 every

00:20:28.920 day

00:20:29.200 I'm

00:20:29.380 kind

00:20:29.580 of

00:20:29.640 I

00:20:29.780 actually

00:20:30.040 wrote

00:20:30.320 a

00:20:30.460 thing

00:20:30.660 I'm

00:20:30.860 going

00:20:30.960 to

00:20:31.420 post

00:20:32.020 about

00:20:32.380 I'm

00:20:33.460 going

00:20:33.500 to

00:20:33.600 say

00:20:33.960 Cuban

00:20:34.980 Monkey

00:20:35.220 Hybrid

00:20:35.580 2022

00:20:36.220 to

00:20:36.500 2024

00:20:36.980 RIP

00:20:38.460 and it's

00:20:39.940 done

00:20:40.180 and kill

00:20:40.920 it off

00:20:41.360 because I

00:20:42.140 can't

00:20:43.020 do it

00:20:44.300 anymore

00:20:44.740 like I

00:20:45.080 don't like

00:20:45.620 thinking to

00:20:46.160 myself

00:20:46.560 like ah

00:20:47.400 shit

00:20:47.740 got nothing

00:20:49.220 to post

00:20:49.700 guess I'll

00:20:50.060 just do

00:20:50.340 this

00:20:50.640 oh

00:20:51.340 don't

00:20:52.180 for

00:20:52.400 I

00:20:55.280 don't

00:20:57.040 like

00:20:57.300 it

00:20:57.480 I

00:20:58.320 don't

00:20:58.480 I

00:20:58.640 know

00:20:58.820 people

00:20:59.140 like

00:20:59.440 it

00:20:59.560 I

00:20:59.660 know

00:20:59.800 people

00:21:00.040 are

00:21:00.180 going

00:21:00.280 to

00:21:00.360 say

00:21:00.560 but

00:21:00.840 it's

00:21:01.020 funny

00:21:01.400 Ben

00:21:01.760 it's

00:21:02.000 hilarious

00:21:02.540 I

00:21:03.420 laugh

00:21:03.840 my

00:21:04.040 kids

00:21:04.380 laugh

00:21:04.720 people

00:21:04.900 go

00:21:05.100 that's

00:21:05.520 what

00:21:05.660 I

00:21:05.800 kind

00:21:06.020 of

00:21:06.400 and

00:21:06.580 people

00:21:06.800 go

00:21:06.940 my

00:21:07.120 kids

00:21:07.420 love

00:21:07.840 it

00:21:08.020 do

00:21:08.540 it

00:21:08.660 again

00:21:08.880 and I

00:21:09.300 go

00:21:09.500 well

00:21:09.760 I

00:21:09.900 I'm

00:21:10.420 never

00:21:10.640 going

00:21:10.840 to

00:21:10.900 do

00:21:11.040 it

00:21:11.160 again

00:21:11.420 actually

00:21:12.000 because

00:21:12.420 your

00:21:12.560 kid

00:21:12.740 likes

00:21:13.020 it

00:21:13.200 I'm

00:21:14.420 not

00:21:14.540 here

00:21:14.700 to

00:21:14.860 fucking

00:21:15.120 entertain

00:21:15.500 your

00:21:15.720 fucking

00:21:16.020 kid

00:21:16.340 okay

00:21:16.980 put

00:21:17.320 on

00:21:17.500 some

00:21:17.760 god damn

00:21:19.060 Pokemon

00:21:19.440 or

00:21:19.720 something

00:21:19.960 because

00:21:20.840 I

00:21:21.080 don't

00:21:21.600 need

00:21:22.000 to

00:21:23.040 be

00:21:23.280 liable

00:21:23.960 for

00:21:24.820 kids

00:21:25.160 in

00:21:25.320 a

00:21:25.640 high

00:21:25.840 school

00:21:26.060 class

00:21:26.440 going

00:21:26.660 you know

00:21:27.120 showing

00:21:27.380 each

00:21:27.640 other

00:21:27.800 so

00:21:29.760 we're

00:21:32.800 going to

00:21:32.960 kill off

00:21:33.260 the

00:21:33.380 character

00:21:33.640 or at

00:21:33.900 least

00:21:33.980 we're

00:21:34.120 going to

00:21:34.300 say

00:21:34.520 that

00:21:34.660 we're

00:21:34.780 going to

00:21:34.940 kill

00:21:35.100 off

00:21:35.260 the

00:21:35.400 character

00:21:35.700 for

00:21:35.940 now

00:21:36.200 because

00:21:37.520 it's

00:21:37.960 been

00:21:38.140 getting

00:21:38.400 to

00:21:38.580 me

00:21:38.800 it's

00:21:39.400 driving

00:21:39.620 me

00:21:39.780 nuts

00:21:40.100 I

00:21:40.960 almost

00:21:41.180 got

00:21:41.360 a

00:21:41.520 fucking

00:21:41.960 monkey

00:21:42.500 Chinese

00:21:43.440 monkey

00:21:43.780 tattoo

00:21:44.180 I

00:21:45.760 was

00:21:45.900 like

00:21:46.820 five

00:21:47.220 seconds

00:21:47.540 away

00:21:47.760 from

00:21:47.940 pulling

00:21:48.300 the

00:21:48.480 trigger

00:21:48.680 on

00:21:48.840 that

00:21:49.120 you

00:21:53.360 know

00:21:53.460 what I

00:21:53.640 mean

00:21:53.760 like

00:21:53.940 I'm

00:21:54.120 sitting

00:21:54.300 there

00:21:54.460 going

00:21:54.760 if

00:21:56.340 I

00:21:56.480 just

00:21:56.660 get

00:21:56.860 this

00:21:57.040 Chinese

00:21:57.340 monkey

00:21:57.660 then

00:21:57.880 I

00:21:58.440 have

00:21:58.580 to

00:21:58.660 do

00:21:58.760 it

00:21:58.840 forever

00:21:59.160 then

00:22:00.700 I

00:22:00.780 have

00:22:00.940 to

00:22:01.080 do

00:22:01.360 I

00:22:01.680 mean

00:22:01.820 I

00:22:01.940 don't

00:22:02.500 I

00:22:02.660 could

00:22:02.800 just

00:22:02.980 say

00:22:03.360 if

00:22:04.700 anything

00:22:04.960 I

00:22:05.140 might

00:22:05.280 get

00:22:05.440 a

00:22:05.580 tombstone

00:22:06.120 that

00:22:07.340 says

00:22:07.580 R.I.P.

00:22:08.060 human

00:22:08.260 monkey

00:22:08.480 hybrid

00:22:08.820 but

00:22:10.900 no

00:22:11.620 it is

00:22:11.880 funny

00:22:12.080 the

00:22:12.260 tattoo

00:22:12.580 that

00:22:12.840 they

00:22:12.980 drew

00:22:13.160 up

00:22:13.320 for

00:22:13.440 me

00:22:13.540 was

00:22:13.680 funny

00:22:13.880 it's

00:22:14.180 the

00:22:14.740 human

00:22:14.940 monkey

00:22:15.220 hybrid

00:22:15.500 it's

00:22:15.640 basically

00:22:15.840 an

00:22:16.000 orangutan

00:22:16.380 with

00:22:17.040 Olivia

00:22:17.560 Chow's

00:22:18.000 haircut

00:22:18.340 and

00:22:19.560 it's

00:22:19.700 holding

00:22:19.940 a bunch

00:22:20.220 of

00:22:20.360 money

00:22:20.640 so

00:22:22.520 might

00:22:24.020 just

00:22:24.220 get

00:22:24.400 it

00:22:24.620 tell

00:22:25.560 me

00:22:25.680 in the

00:22:25.860 comments

00:22:26.140 what

00:22:26.300 you

00:22:26.400 think

00:22:26.580 honestly

00:22:26.920 be

00:22:27.180 honest

00:22:27.460 with

00:22:27.640 me

00:22:27.720 I

00:22:27.820 don't

00:22:27.920 give

00:22:28.040 a

00:22:28.160 fuck

00:22:28.340 and

00:22:28.440 I've

00:22:28.720 read

00:22:29.160 certain

00:22:29.560 comments

00:22:29.920 people

00:22:30.160 like

00:22:30.360 please

00:22:31.000 never

00:22:31.260 stop

00:22:31.540 doing

00:22:31.780 this

00:22:31.960 do

00:22:32.100 one

00:22:32.320 every

00:22:32.500 five

00:22:32.800 minutes

00:22:33.080 do

00:22:33.240 one

00:22:33.400 every

00:22:33.560 day

00:22:33.820 and

00:22:33.920 it's

00:22:34.040 like

00:22:34.160 okay

00:22:34.480 and

00:22:35.000 then

00:22:35.100 I

00:22:35.200 read

00:22:35.360 one

00:22:35.580 comment

00:22:35.880 where

00:22:36.040 a

00:22:36.120 guy's

00:22:36.320 like

00:22:36.440 this

00:22:36.640 is

00:22:36.880 you

00:22:37.160 gotta

00:22:37.300 stop

00:22:37.640 this

00:22:37.980 and

00:22:38.520 I'm

00:22:38.660 like

00:22:38.900 he's

00:22:39.660 probably

00:22:40.220 right

00:22:40.620 I

00:22:40.920 want

00:22:41.960 to

00:22:42.060 hang

00:22:42.200 out

00:22:42.320 with

00:22:42.460 that

00:22:42.660 guy

00:22:42.860 I

00:22:43.380 more

00:22:43.720 so

00:22:44.020 want

00:22:44.240 to

00:22:44.320 hang

00:22:44.500 out

00:22:44.640 with

00:22:44.760 the

00:22:44.880 guy

00:22:45.240 commenting

00:22:46.180 this

00:22:46.660 is

00:22:46.880 too

00:22:47.260 much

00:22:47.700 this

00:22:48.120 is

00:22:48.280 too

00:22:48.500 much

00:22:48.920 then

00:22:49.760 the

00:22:49.920 guy

00:22:50.140 going

00:22:50.460 please

00:22:51.000 make

00:22:51.320 one

00:22:51.540 of

00:22:51.660 these

00:22:51.880 every

00:22:52.220 day

00:22:52.520 for

00:22:52.680 the

00:22:52.800 rest

00:22:52.980 of

00:22:53.100 your

00:22:53.200 life

00:22:53.400 that

00:22:54.160 guy

00:22:54.600 is

00:22:55.420 not

00:22:55.560 my

00:22:55.740 friend

00:22:56.100 and

00:22:57.160 he

00:22:57.280 does

00:22:57.480 not

00:22:57.700 have

00:22:57.840 my

00:22:57.960 best

00:22:58.180 interests

00:22:58.480 at

00:22:58.640 heart

00:22:58.880 so

00:22:59.400 I

00:22:59.520 need

00:22:59.660 to

00:22:59.780 focus

00:23:00.120 on

00:23:00.680 myself

00:23:01.980 and

00:23:03.500 for

00:23:03.660 real

00:23:03.840 these

00:23:04.020 artists

00:23:04.420 actually

00:23:05.040 inspire

00:23:05.600 me

00:23:06.000 Kanye

00:23:06.740 so

00:23:07.500 ruthless

00:23:09.140 with

00:23:09.640 how he

00:23:10.920 wants

00:23:11.180 to be

00:23:11.440 perceived

00:23:11.980 and he

00:23:12.720 actually

00:23:13.080 cares

00:23:13.460 about

00:23:13.720 that

00:23:14.020 and

00:23:14.760 I

00:23:14.880 notice

00:23:15.120 a

00:23:15.300 lot

00:23:15.420 of

00:23:15.520 comics

00:23:15.780 don't

00:23:15.980 care

00:23:16.160 about

00:23:16.340 that

00:23:16.600 they

00:23:17.220 just

00:23:17.400 post

00:23:17.780 oh

00:23:18.660 200

00:23:19.060 likes

00:23:19.440 oh

00:23:19.680 well

00:23:19.980 you

00:23:20.140 know

00:23:20.340 gotta

00:23:20.780 post

00:23:21.380 200

00:23:21.960 likes

00:23:22.360 fuck

00:23:24.580 that

00:23:24.900 I

00:23:26.120 don't

00:23:26.240 want

00:23:26.460 shit

00:23:26.720 on my

00:23:27.060 fucking

00:23:27.360 profile

00:23:27.780 with

00:23:27.980 200

00:23:28.200 likes

00:23:28.480 I'm

00:23:28.620 too

00:23:28.760 fucking

00:23:29.080 funny

00:23:29.380 for

00:23:29.540 that

00:23:29.720 shit

00:23:29.980 posting

00:23:31.160 all the

00:23:31.460 time

00:23:31.740 all times

00:23:32.300 of the

00:23:32.500 day

00:23:32.700 just

00:23:32.960 to

00:23:33.100 fucking

00:23:33.300 post

00:23:33.740 I'll

00:23:35.240 post

00:23:35.500 for

00:23:35.660 5,000

00:23:36.420 for

00:23:36.580 10,000

00:23:37.340 likes

00:23:39.080 on

00:23:40.520 good

00:23:40.780 shit

00:23:40.980 I

00:23:41.120 have

00:23:41.260 good

00:23:41.480 shit

00:23:41.720 I

00:23:41.900 don't

00:23:42.080 need

00:23:42.600 to

00:23:43.680 fucking

00:23:44.060 pretend

00:23:44.820 to be

00:23:45.100 funny

00:23:45.380 I

00:23:45.820 don't

00:23:45.920 need

00:23:46.060 to

00:23:46.160 pretend

00:23:46.460 to

00:23:46.600 go

00:23:46.740 yeah

00:23:47.920 it's

00:23:48.140 funny

00:23:48.420 at a

00:23:49.220 grade

00:23:49.560 5

00:23:50.340 level

00:23:50.540 and

00:23:50.720 people

00:23:50.940 say

00:23:51.160 that

00:23:51.300 oh

00:23:51.440 this

00:23:51.560 is

00:23:51.660 like

00:23:51.780 grade

00:23:51.940 5

00:23:52.160 humor

00:23:52.340 and

00:23:52.460 it's

00:23:52.520 like

00:23:52.600 I

00:23:52.760 still

00:23:52.940 like

00:23:53.140 some

00:23:53.280 of

00:23:53.360 that

00:23:53.500 shit

00:23:53.680 I

00:23:54.400 still

00:23:54.600 laugh

00:23:54.880 at

00:23:55.020 South Park

00:23:55.560 from

00:23:55.920 time

00:23:56.160 time

00:23:56.440 right

00:23:56.640 so

00:23:57.700 that's

00:23:58.520 the

00:23:58.620 reality

00:23:58.900 I mean

00:23:59.160 I grew

00:23:59.460 up

00:23:59.620 on that

00:23:59.920 shit

00:24:00.080 and a

00:24:00.340 lot

00:24:00.460 of

00:24:00.560 that

00:24:00.700 Chinese

00:24:01.040 shit

00:24:01.280 is

00:24:01.420 inspired

00:24:01.800 by

00:24:02.000 that

00:24:02.320 the

00:24:02.940 shit

00:24:03.300 wall

00:24:03.700 if

00:24:04.340 you're

00:24:04.440 loving

00:24:04.640 listening

00:24:04.960 the

00:24:05.160 show

00:24:05.360 you

00:24:05.480 might

00:24:05.640 love

00:24:05.940 to

00:24:06.100 wear

00:24:06.360 some

00:24:06.600 Ben

00:24:06.840 Bankus

00:24:07.220 merch

00:24:07.580 or

00:24:07.800 Bankus

00:24:08.180 show

00:24:08.360 merch

00:24:08.700 all

00:24:09.460 of

00:24:09.620 that

00:24:09.820 is

00:24:09.980 on

00:24:10.100 my

00:24:10.240 website

00:24:10.640 Ben

00:24:10.940 Bankus

00:24:11.280 dot com

00:24:11.800 hit the

00:24:12.180 merch

00:24:12.400 link

00:24:12.720 it's

00:24:13.920 all

00:24:14.040 there

00:24:14.200 baby

00:24:14.460 so

00:24:16.220 yeah

00:24:17.560 man

00:24:17.780 I

00:24:17.900 just

00:24:18.060 don't

00:24:18.160 want

00:24:18.280 to

00:24:18.340 do

00:24:18.440 the

00:24:18.560 human

00:24:18.740 monkey

00:24:18.980 hybrid

00:24:19.300 anymore

00:24:19.720 it

00:24:20.960 bothers

00:24:21.280 me

00:24:21.480 it

00:24:21.600 keeps

00:24:21.780 me

00:24:21.920 up

00:24:22.100 at

00:24:22.240 night

00:24:22.560 meeting

00:24:24.600 my

00:24:24.860 idols

00:24:25.200 fucking

00:24:25.540 pulling

00:24:25.820 that

00:24:26.080 shit

00:24:26.260 out

00:24:26.440 just

00:24:26.720 fuck

00:24:27.320 me

00:24:27.500 up

00:24:27.740 so

00:24:28.080 it's

00:24:32.380 gotta

00:24:32.540 die

00:24:32.980 sometimes

00:24:33.680 you have

00:24:34.200 to kill

00:24:34.540 your

00:24:34.720 darlings

00:24:35.160 you know

00:24:35.460 that

00:24:35.640 saying

00:24:35.920 kill

00:24:36.200 your

00:24:36.380 darlings

00:24:36.880 that's

00:24:38.580 a

00:24:38.700 saying

00:24:38.960 from

00:24:39.220 the

00:24:39.940 original

00:24:40.360 Jews

00:24:40.800 that

00:24:40.960 made

00:24:41.140 Hollywood

00:24:41.520 talk

00:24:41.940 about

00:24:42.300 filming

00:24:43.560 shit

00:24:44.000 and

00:24:44.680 then

00:24:44.880 you'd

00:24:45.160 film

00:24:45.360 like a

00:24:45.640 great

00:24:45.880 scene

00:24:46.320 and

00:24:47.240 you'd

00:24:47.440 think

00:24:47.540 it

00:24:47.620 was

00:24:47.720 the

00:24:47.840 best

00:24:48.040 scene

00:24:48.200 in

00:24:48.280 the

00:24:48.380 movie

00:24:48.600 and

00:24:48.780 then

00:24:48.880 you

00:24:48.980 go

00:24:49.100 to

00:24:49.200 the

00:24:49.300 editing

00:24:49.540 and

00:24:49.900 you're

00:24:50.060 like

00:24:50.240 we

00:24:50.420 gotta

00:24:50.600 cut

00:24:50.860 it

00:24:51.020 it's

00:24:52.180 just

00:24:52.340 garbage

00:24:53.160 and

00:24:54.360 sometimes

00:24:54.660 you

00:24:54.800 gotta

00:24:54.940 do

00:24:55.120 that

00:24:55.360 kill

00:24:56.160 things

00:24:56.400 you

00:24:56.520 love

00:24:56.840 off

00:24:58.220 so

00:24:59.860 you

00:25:00.040 can

00:25:00.360 you

00:25:03.100 know

00:25:03.280 have

00:25:03.520 something

00:25:03.820 new

00:25:04.160 sprout

00:25:04.580 have

00:25:05.100 something

00:25:05.400 better

00:25:05.840 sprout

00:25:06.300 use

00:25:07.380 the

00:25:07.700 ashes

00:25:08.480 of

00:25:08.800 the

00:25:08.940 human

00:25:09.440 monkey

00:25:09.760 hybrid

00:25:10.160 and

00:25:10.420 spread

00:25:10.680 them

00:25:10.860 around

00:25:11.200 and

00:25:11.400 plant

00:25:11.660 a

00:25:11.780 new

00:25:11.960 seed

00:25:12.300 because

00:25:13.600 I

00:25:15.640 want

00:25:15.760 people

00:25:15.940 coming

00:25:16.240 up

00:25:16.400 to

00:25:16.500 me

00:25:16.740 going

00:25:17.500 you're

00:25:17.700 the

00:25:17.820 human

00:25:18.040 monkey

00:25:18.320 hybrid

00:25:18.720 as

00:25:19.620 much

00:25:19.840 as

00:25:20.020 I

00:25:20.380 like

00:25:22.140 people

00:25:22.560 knowing

00:25:22.900 who

00:25:23.080 I

00:25:23.240 am

00:25:23.540 but

00:25:24.040 when

00:25:24.160 people

00:25:24.380 come

00:25:24.580 up

00:25:24.700 to

00:25:24.800 me

00:25:24.900 and

00:25:25.000 go

00:25:25.140 oh

00:25:25.400 it's

00:25:25.560 Olivia

00:25:25.840 Chow

00:25:26.260 or

00:25:26.460 oh

00:25:26.720 it's

00:25:26.880 the

00:25:26.980 human

00:25:27.160 monkey

00:25:27.440 hybrid

00:25:27.820 I

00:25:28.600 as

00:25:28.780 an

00:25:28.900 artist

00:25:29.180 feel

00:25:29.680 cheap

00:25:30.500 and

00:25:31.600 shitty

00:25:31.900 and

00:25:32.980 I

00:25:33.300 never

00:25:33.500 thought

00:25:34.480 about

00:25:34.720 that

00:25:34.980 before

00:25:35.360 because

00:25:35.600 I

00:25:35.720 was

00:25:35.880 just

00:25:36.220 striving

00:25:36.920 to

00:25:37.120 get

00:25:37.240 ahead

00:25:37.540 striving

00:25:37.940 to

00:25:38.080 get

00:25:38.200 a

00:25:38.320 following

00:25:38.660 striving

00:25:39.080 to

00:25:39.260 get

00:25:39.400 known

00:25:39.660 because

00:25:39.860 I

00:25:40.000 knew

00:25:40.160 I

00:25:40.300 was

00:25:40.440 funny

00:25:40.700 and

00:25:40.820 I

00:25:40.900 was

00:25:40.980 like

00:25:41.100 how

00:25:41.260 do

00:25:41.360 I

00:25:41.460 get

00:25:41.580 people's

00:25:41.940 attention

00:25:42.280 and

00:25:43.260 I

00:25:43.360 think

00:25:43.500 a lot

00:25:43.800 of

00:25:43.900 artists

00:25:44.140 do

00:25:44.320 that

00:25:44.580 but

00:25:45.260 the

00:25:45.380 mistake

00:25:45.740 is

00:25:46.080 and

00:25:46.360 you

00:25:46.480 see

00:25:46.620 a lot

00:25:46.880 of

00:25:46.980 these

00:25:47.140 Instagram

00:25:47.520 guys

00:25:47.940 they

00:25:48.260 they

00:25:48.300 catch

00:25:49.340 a

00:25:49.500 wave

00:25:49.740 with

00:25:49.940 something

00:25:50.240 and

00:25:50.540 then

00:25:50.660 they

00:25:50.800 stay

00:25:51.040 with

00:25:51.200 it

00:25:51.320 forever

00:25:51.580 every

00:25:51.920 single

00:25:52.200 video

00:25:52.500 of

00:25:53.680 me

00:25:53.880 being

00:25:54.140 a

00:25:54.320 human

00:25:54.560 monkey

00:25:54.940 hybrid

00:25:55.240 here's

00:25:56.000 another

00:25:56.260 video

00:25:56.700 of me

00:25:57.080 doing

00:25:57.360 this

00:25:57.660 character

00:25:58.140 another

00:25:58.480 it

00:25:59.420 gets

00:25:59.680 old

00:26:00.160 and

00:26:01.660 it

00:26:01.760 gets

00:26:01.940 old

00:26:02.100 for

00:26:02.220 the

00:26:02.340 artist

00:26:02.620 and

00:26:02.860 the

00:26:03.060 audience

00:26:03.560 can

00:26:03.820 tell

00:26:04.020 when

00:26:04.160 it

00:26:04.260 gets

00:26:04.440 old

00:26:04.620 for

00:26:04.760 the

00:26:04.880 artist

00:26:05.240 and

00:26:06.060 that

00:26:06.240 last

00:26:06.620 Super Bowl

00:26:07.220 video

00:26:07.500 I

00:26:07.700 did

00:26:07.920 I

00:26:08.100 felt

00:26:08.360 like

00:26:08.640 that

00:26:09.060 was

00:26:09.200 old

00:26:09.520 that

00:26:09.720 did

00:26:10.040 not

00:26:10.240 need

00:26:10.400 to

00:26:10.480 have

00:26:10.640 the

00:26:10.860 February

00:26:12.240 Black

00:26:14.040 History

00:26:14.300 Month

00:26:14.560 one

00:26:14.820 maybe

00:26:15.280 that

00:26:15.500 one

00:26:15.640 was

00:26:15.780 kind

00:26:15.980 of

00:26:16.060 funny

00:26:16.280 okay

00:26:16.900 the

00:26:17.400 Joel

00:26:17.680 but

00:26:18.480 it's

00:26:20.000 not

00:26:20.360 I

00:26:21.160 don't

00:26:21.360 need

00:26:21.640 to

00:26:21.780 do

00:26:21.940 that

00:26:22.140 to

00:26:22.280 be

00:26:22.420 funny

00:26:22.700 or

00:26:22.860 to

00:26:22.960 be

00:26:23.080 entertaining

00:26:23.500 I

00:26:23.740 don't

00:26:23.880 need

00:26:24.100 to

00:26:24.240 do

00:26:24.380 that

00:26:24.640 people

00:26:26.500 don't

00:26:26.740 come

00:26:27.040 to

00:26:27.240 see

00:26:27.440 me

00:26:27.840 or

00:26:28.660 the

00:26:28.820 people

00:26:29.060 who

00:26:29.220 do

00:26:29.400 come

00:26:29.660 to

00:26:29.800 see

00:26:29.920 me

00:26:30.100 just

00:26:30.380 for

00:26:30.540 a

00:26:30.680 Chinese

00:26:30.940 accent

00:26:31.260 or

00:26:31.440 just

00:26:31.680 for

00:26:31.940 me

00:26:32.400 to

00:26:32.520 make

00:26:32.660 fun

00:26:32.840 of

00:26:32.960 Trudeau

00:26:33.280 or

00:26:33.400 just

00:26:33.660 for

00:26:33.800 that

00:26:33.960 and

00:26:34.460 then

00:26:34.560 they

00:26:34.680 don't

00:26:34.840 get

00:26:35.020 it

00:26:35.140 and

00:26:35.260 then

00:26:35.360 they're

00:26:35.500 pissed

00:26:35.700 off

00:26:36.020 fuck

00:26:37.280 you

00:26:37.480 this

00:26:38.940 is

00:26:39.060 my

00:26:39.280 art

00:26:39.580 and

00:26:40.500 I

00:26:40.600 want

00:26:40.760 to

00:26:40.840 do

00:26:40.940 it

00:26:41.020 the

00:26:41.120 way

00:26:41.220 I

00:26:41.320 want

00:26:41.460 to

00:26:41.540 do

00:26:41.680 it

00:26:42.440 right

00:26:42.780 so

00:26:43.460 that's

00:26:45.060 my

00:26:45.240 rant

00:26:45.560 fuck

00:26:46.380 the

00:26:46.520 human

00:26:46.720 monkey

00:26:47.020 hybrid

00:26:47.460 I

00:26:48.220 need

00:26:48.340 more

00:26:48.480 black

00:26:48.760 friends

00:26:49.100 okay

00:26:49.600 that's

00:26:50.560 where

00:26:50.660 I'm

00:26:50.740 going

00:26:50.920 with

00:26:51.100 this

00:26:51.380 I'm

00:26:52.200 trying

00:26:52.340 to

00:26:52.440 perform

00:26:52.700 at

00:26:52.840 Dave

00:26:53.040 Chappelle's

00:26:53.540 house

00:26:53.800 I

00:26:54.140 don't

00:26:54.300 need

00:26:54.640 a

00:26:55.260 trail

00:26:55.680 of

00:26:55.920 human

00:26:56.140 monkey

00:26:56.440 hybrids

00:26:57.060 and

00:26:57.580 what

00:26:57.700 about

00:26:57.860 this

00:26:58.080 one

00:26:58.340 it's

00:27:00.320 so

00:27:00.460 scary

00:27:00.880 we

00:27:05.280 got

00:27:05.460 it's

00:27:06.060 funny

00:27:06.320 fuck

00:27:06.800 I'm

00:27:07.160 gonna

00:27:07.240 have

00:27:07.380 to

00:27:07.500 do

00:27:08.440 it

00:27:08.560 till

00:27:08.680 the

00:27:08.800 day

00:27:08.960 I

00:27:09.080 die

00:27:09.340 this

00:27:10.100 is

00:27:10.220 so

00:27:10.460 sad

00:27:10.900 fuck

00:27:12.780 well

00:27:14.560 get

00:27:14.940 the

00:27:15.060 monkey

00:27:15.260 tattoo

00:27:15.600 tonight

00:27:16.040 and

00:27:16.620 can I

00:27:23.080 have

00:27:23.160 a

00:27:23.400 glass

00:27:23.720 of

00:27:23.840 water

00:27:24.180 over

00:27:25.220 there

00:27:25.540 how

00:27:29.140 old

00:27:29.380 is

00:27:29.520 that

00:27:29.780 two

00:27:33.300 days

00:27:33.680 fuck

00:27:37.960 I

00:27:39.480 have

00:27:39.640 no

00:27:39.940 idea

00:27:40.320 it's

00:27:46.940 got like

00:27:47.160 mercury

00:27:47.500 in it

00:27:48.940 other

00:27:53.820 than

00:27:54.000 that

00:27:54.320 my

00:27:55.480 career

00:27:55.920 shit

00:27:56.560 is

00:27:56.760 going

00:27:57.080 well

00:27:57.980 right

00:27:58.280 now

00:27:58.600 like

00:27:59.320 I

00:27:59.460 said

00:27:59.640 I'm

00:27:59.800 trying

00:28:00.000 to

00:28:00.160 mold

00:28:00.480 my

00:28:00.820 who

00:28:02.080 I

00:28:02.240 am

00:28:02.520 I'm

00:28:03.420 trying

00:28:03.540 to

00:28:03.680 learn

00:28:03.820 who

00:28:03.980 I

00:28:04.120 am

00:28:04.320 every

00:28:04.660 day

00:28:04.940 and

00:28:06.300 I'm

00:28:06.640 trying

00:28:06.880 to

00:28:07.260 show

00:28:08.520 you

00:28:08.720 guys

00:28:09.200 who

00:28:10.560 I

00:28:10.720 am

00:28:11.000 without

00:28:12.040 just

00:28:12.420 trying

00:28:13.000 to

00:28:13.080 be

00:28:13.200 funny

00:28:13.420 all

00:28:13.560 the

00:28:13.660 time

00:28:13.880 and

00:28:14.040 you

00:28:15.260 know

00:28:15.480 fuck

00:28:17.000 the

00:28:17.140 haters

00:28:17.340 for

00:28:17.520 that

00:28:17.720 they

00:28:19.000 can't

00:28:19.300 if

00:28:19.400 they

00:28:19.500 don't

00:28:19.620 want

00:28:19.840 that

00:28:20.120 they

00:28:20.800 thought

00:28:20.980 it

00:28:21.060 was

00:28:21.160 something

00:28:21.360 else

00:28:21.600 that's

00:28:22.240 what

00:28:22.340 it is

00:28:22.680 the

00:28:23.920 podcast

00:28:24.260 is

00:28:24.580 what

00:28:24.820 is

00:28:26.040 going

00:28:26.140 to

00:28:26.220 make

00:28:26.360 me

00:28:26.500 money

00:28:26.720 in

00:28:26.840 the

00:28:26.940 future

00:28:27.220 this

00:28:28.360 right

00:28:28.540 here

00:28:28.700 that

00:28:28.840 you're

00:28:28.980 listening

00:28:29.220 to

00:28:29.480 with

00:28:29.820 5,000

00:28:30.340 views

00:28:30.760 in

00:28:32.460 a

00:28:33.220 year

00:28:33.500 and

00:28:34.640 that's

00:28:34.820 150

00:28:35.220 K

00:28:35.580 then

00:28:38.100 what

00:28:38.320 human

00:28:39.520 monkey

00:28:39.860 what

00:28:40.320 right

00:28:41.720 so

00:28:43.440 Toronto

00:28:48.540 shows

00:28:49.140 are

00:28:49.620 completely

00:28:50.120 sold out

00:28:50.780 they've

00:28:51.020 been

00:28:51.180 sold

00:28:51.460 out

00:28:51.720 for

00:28:52.120 a

00:28:52.420 minute

00:28:52.660 and

00:28:53.960 it's

00:28:55.120 humbling

00:28:55.520 because

00:28:56.280 my new

00:28:57.460 agent

00:28:57.740 and shit

00:28:58.080 we're

00:28:58.280 talking

00:28:58.560 about

00:28:58.860 the

00:28:59.500 next

00:28:59.740 round

00:29:00.020 of

00:29:00.180 Canadian

00:29:00.700 shows

00:29:01.120 doing

00:29:01.400 theaters

00:29:01.940 Danforth

00:29:03.340 Music Hall

00:29:04.160 thousand

00:29:05.640 to

00:29:05.900 1500

00:29:06.300 seaters

00:29:07.000 everywhere

00:29:08.160 that I've

00:29:08.620 done comedy

00:29:09.160 already

00:29:09.480 in

00:29:09.800 300

00:29:10.320 seaters

00:29:10.880 so

00:29:11.920 Ottawa

00:29:13.420 Toronto

00:29:14.860 Winnipeg

00:29:17.420 Vancouver

00:29:19.000 Edmonton

00:29:19.500 Calgary

00:29:19.900 all that

00:29:20.300 we're gonna

00:29:20.560 do big

00:29:21.100 ass

00:29:21.520 shows

00:29:22.240 and

00:29:23.740 that

00:29:24.040 is

00:29:24.540 happening

00:29:25.260 right now

00:29:25.780 I'm

00:29:26.000 playing

00:29:26.180 a

00:29:26.320 waiting

00:29:26.560 game

00:29:26.900 I don't

00:29:28.160 know

00:29:28.220 if

00:29:28.320 you've

00:29:28.480 ever

00:29:28.620 been

00:29:28.780 in

00:29:28.880 this

00:29:29.020 situation

00:29:29.420 but

00:29:29.660 so

00:29:30.080 my

00:29:30.400 the way

00:29:31.160 it

00:29:31.280 works

00:29:31.500 to get

00:29:31.740 your

00:29:31.880 visa

00:29:32.120 you

00:29:32.360 apply

00:29:32.860 for

00:29:33.080 your

00:29:33.240 visa

00:29:33.540 and

00:29:34.600 you

00:29:34.720 send

00:29:34.940 it

00:29:35.060 in

00:29:35.340 and

00:29:35.880 right

00:29:36.040 now

00:29:36.240 it's

00:29:36.700 already

00:29:36.860 been

00:29:37.060 sent

00:29:37.340 into

00:29:37.580 the

00:29:37.760 US

00:29:38.060 but

00:29:38.920 I'm

00:29:39.080 waiting

00:29:39.380 for

00:29:39.600 them

00:29:39.780 to

00:29:39.940 tell

00:29:40.420 me

00:29:40.620 that

00:29:40.800 they

00:29:40.960 got

00:29:41.260 it

00:29:41.440 and

00:29:41.760 then

00:29:41.900 once

00:29:42.120 they

00:29:42.280 got

00:29:42.660 it

00:29:42.820 it

00:29:42.980 takes

00:29:43.240 another

00:29:43.580 10

00:29:43.880 days

00:29:52.240 entertain

00:29:53.200 you

00:29:53.480 guys

00:29:53.820 show

00:29:54.060 you

00:29:54.180 guys

00:29:54.360 some

00:29:54.520 of

00:29:54.600 my

00:29:54.720 stand

00:29:55.020 up

00:29:55.120 that

00:29:55.260 I've

00:29:55.380 been

00:29:55.480 doing

00:29:55.700 some

00:29:56.000 of

00:29:56.080 the

00:29:56.180 water

00:29:56.420 loop

00:29:56.620 clips

00:29:56.920 that

00:29:57.060 we

00:29:57.140 still

00:29:57.380 have

00:29:57.740 some

00:29:58.840 other

00:29:59.080 clips

00:29:59.360 that

00:29:59.480 we

00:29:59.580 still

00:29:59.800 have

00:30:00.180 and

00:30:02.460 put

00:30:04.540 my

00:30:04.680 head

00:30:04.860 in

00:30:04.940 the

00:30:05.080 sand

00:30:05.380 and

00:30:05.980 wait

00:30:06.240 rest

00:30:06.980 recuperate

00:30:08.460 heal

00:30:08.980 all that

00:30:10.880 shit

00:30:11.180 working

00:30:12.080 out

00:30:12.380 I

00:30:12.640 couldn't

00:30:12.800 work

00:30:13.020 out

00:30:13.180 for a

00:30:13.460 couple

00:30:13.620 days

00:30:13.860 because

00:30:14.040 I

00:30:14.140 got

00:30:14.260 my

00:30:16.480 tat

00:30:17.680 which

00:30:18.880 I'm

00:30:18.980 very

00:30:19.200 happy

00:30:19.480 about

00:30:19.780 my

00:30:20.820 friends

00:30:21.100 my

00:30:21.400 friend

00:30:21.640 here

00:30:21.840 doesn't

00:30:22.140 want

00:30:22.300 me

00:30:22.420 to

00:30:22.540 make

00:30:22.780 it

00:30:22.900 part

00:30:23.060 of

00:30:23.120 my

00:30:23.240 personality

00:30:23.680 so

00:30:23.960 I'm

00:30:24.100 sorry

00:30:24.300 I told

00:30:24.700 you

00:30:24.840 about

00:30:25.060 it

00:30:25.300 but

00:30:27.240 it

00:30:27.360 is

00:30:27.500 part

00:30:27.680 of

00:30:27.760 my

00:30:27.900 personality

00:30:28.360 because

00:30:28.900 I

00:30:30.400 have

00:30:30.560 pain

00:30:30.780 in my

00:30:31.000 life

00:30:31.280 my

00:30:31.540 mom's

00:30:31.900 a

00:30:32.040 dementia

00:30:32.320 patient

00:30:32.760 and

00:30:34.260 whatever

00:30:36.400 struggles

00:30:37.420 that I

00:30:37.720 have to

00:30:37.960 go

00:30:38.140 through

00:30:38.460 to

00:30:40.080 make

00:30:40.300 it

00:30:40.420 here

00:30:40.620 on

00:30:40.860 camera

00:30:41.280 to

00:30:41.560 make

00:30:41.800 it

00:30:42.080 to

00:30:42.880 the

00:30:43.060 stage

00:30:43.580 to

00:30:43.800 make

00:30:44.140 all

00:30:45.660 those

00:30:45.860 videos

00:30:46.280 to

00:30:46.580 make

00:30:46.760 sure

00:30:46.960 that

00:30:47.280 people

00:30:48.180 watch

00:30:48.560 them

00:30:48.760 and

00:30:48.900 like

00:30:49.120 them

00:30:49.380 and

00:30:49.640 want

00:30:50.480 to

00:30:50.580 come

00:30:50.760 and

00:30:50.940 see

00:30:51.080 me

00:30:51.300 and

00:30:51.480 support

00:30:52.040 me

00:30:52.300 there's

00:30:53.760 struggles

00:30:54.100 that

00:30:54.280 come

00:30:54.440 with

00:30:54.560 that

00:30:54.760 family

00:30:55.100 struggles

00:30:55.440 friendship

00:30:56.540 struggles

00:30:57.140 sacrifices

00:30:58.360 that

00:30:59.420 you

00:30:59.500 have

00:30:59.720 to

00:30:59.860 make

00:31:00.200 right

00:31:03.480 like

00:31:03.740 I

00:31:03.960 don't

00:31:04.140 live

00:31:04.340 the

00:31:04.500 life

00:31:04.740 of

00:31:04.880 a

00:31:05.020 plumber

00:31:05.360 or

00:31:06.020 a

00:31:06.520 HVAC

00:31:07.080 technician

00:31:07.700 or

00:31:08.740 even

00:31:08.920 an

00:31:09.120 office

00:31:09.480 worker

00:31:09.960 right

00:31:11.420 or

00:31:11.640 like

00:31:11.980 a

00:31:12.240 business

00:31:12.800 guy

00:31:13.100 that

00:31:13.260 goes

00:31:13.460 into

00:31:13.620 an

00:31:13.780 office

00:31:14.160 at

00:31:14.540 RBC

00:31:15.040 bank

00:31:15.520 every

00:31:15.720 day

00:31:16.000 and

00:31:16.160 he

00:31:16.280 you

00:31:16.440 know

00:31:16.540 he

00:31:16.640 there

00:31:16.840 for

00:31:17.020 eight

00:31:17.180 hours

00:31:17.480 and

00:31:17.600 then

00:31:17.700 he

00:31:17.780 goes

00:31:17.940 home

00:31:18.240 and

00:31:18.360 he

00:31:18.520 you

00:31:19.620 know

00:31:19.760 whatever

00:31:20.760 makes

00:31:22.300 one

00:31:22.460 of

00:31:22.540 those

00:31:22.720 jerk

00:31:23.020 off

00:31:23.200 videos

00:31:23.440 like

00:31:23.660 Drake

00:31:23.900 did

00:31:24.180 oh

00:31:26.400 that

00:31:26.540 was

00:31:26.680 another

00:31:26.880 thing

00:31:27.100 that

00:31:27.240 happened

00:31:27.520 that

00:31:28.060 we

00:31:28.140 forgot

00:31:28.360 to

00:31:28.500 talk

00:31:28.660 about

00:31:28.840 Drake

00:31:29.080 the

00:31:29.340 jerk

00:31:29.560 off

00:31:29.720 video

00:31:29.980 that

00:31:30.340 I

00:31:30.440 haven't

00:31:30.700 seen

00:31:30.880 yet

00:31:31.040 that

00:31:31.160 I

00:31:31.260 want

00:31:31.440 to

00:31:31.520 see

00:31:31.700 I

00:31:32.800 let

00:31:32.920 there

00:31:33.060 was

00:31:33.160 a

00:31:33.260 funny

00:31:33.420 meme

00:31:33.660 where

00:31:33.780 it's

00:31:33.900 like

00:31:34.000 a

00:31:34.120 guy

00:31:34.280 looking

00:31:35.140 at

00:31:35.260 a

00:31:35.360 phone

00:31:35.580 and

00:31:35.700 the

00:31:35.820 phone

00:31:35.980 smoking

00:31:36.460 it's

00:31:36.700 like

00:31:37.060 heterosexual

00:31:38.380 men

00:31:38.820 trying

00:31:39.160 to

00:31:39.340 find

00:31:39.640 the

00:31:39.760 video

00:31:40.220 of

00:31:40.360 Drake

00:31:40.600 jerking

00:31:41.160 off

00:31:41.400 but

00:31:43.120 I

00:31:43.300 don't

00:31:43.500 have

00:31:43.900 a

00:31:44.060 life

00:31:44.360 like

00:31:44.640 that

00:31:45.020 and

00:31:45.480 some

00:31:45.740 people

00:31:46.160 don't

00:31:47.380 know

00:31:47.520 how

00:31:47.680 to

00:31:48.060 handle

00:31:49.320 that

00:31:49.620 right

00:31:50.600 they

00:31:50.780 want

00:31:50.960 you

00:31:51.160 to

00:31:51.580 wake

00:31:52.780 up

00:31:52.920 in

00:31:53.000 the

00:31:53.100 morning

00:31:53.560 go

00:31:54.480 to

00:31:54.620 work

00:31:55.060 come

00:31:55.460 home

00:31:56.020 you

00:31:57.700 know

00:31:57.860 you

00:31:58.020 don't

00:31:58.160 really

00:31:58.380 go

00:31:58.580 out

00:31:58.760 much

00:31:58.980 that's

00:31:59.260 just

00:31:59.420 not

00:31:59.580 how

00:31:59.760 it

00:31:59.880 is

00:32:00.040 comedy

00:32:00.380 we're

00:32:00.620 out

00:32:00.920 we're

00:32:01.500 about

00:32:01.880 we're

00:32:03.160 here

00:32:04.260 this

00:32:04.500 is

00:32:04.620 our

00:32:04.780 studio

00:32:05.180 every

00:32:05.500 podcast

00:32:06.100 to me

00:32:06.420 is

00:32:06.600 like

00:32:06.920 a

00:32:07.380 rapper

00:32:07.620 going

00:32:07.860 to

00:32:07.960 the

00:32:08.100 studio

00:32:08.460 and

00:32:09.660 let's

00:32:09.960 fucking

00:32:10.300 see

00:32:11.380 what

00:32:11.560 we

00:32:11.720 can

00:32:11.860 do

00:32:12.060 this

00:32:12.300 week

00:32:12.600 because

00:32:13.160 every

00:32:13.480 podcast

00:32:14.120 I

00:32:14.380 do

00:32:14.700 has

00:32:15.700 the

00:32:15.860 ability

00:32:16.240 to

00:32:16.420 get

00:32:16.560 millions

00:32:16.900 of

00:32:17.100 views

00:32:17.420 I

00:32:19.320 can

00:32:19.480 post

00:32:19.920 a

00:32:20.520 30

00:32:20.800 second

00:32:21.100 clip

00:32:21.340 from

00:32:21.500 this

00:32:21.660 podcast

00:32:22.020 I

00:32:22.320 will

00:32:22.620 post

00:32:23.060 a

00:32:23.640 30

00:32:23.880 second

00:32:24.240 a

00:32:24.440 20

00:32:24.680 second

00:32:25.040 clip

00:32:25.360 a

00:32:26.320 10

00:32:26.540 second

00:32:26.840 clip

00:32:27.180 a

00:32:27.540 45

00:32:27.900 second

00:32:28.280 clip

00:32:28.580 that

00:32:29.260 shit

00:32:29.420 could

00:32:29.580 go

00:32:29.780 viral

00:32:30.460 the

00:32:31.840 shit

00:32:32.060 I'm

00:32:32.240 saying

00:32:32.600 is

00:32:32.820 meaningful

00:32:33.260 the

00:32:33.500 shit

00:32:33.660 I'm

00:32:33.840 saying

00:32:34.120 is

00:32:34.240 powerful

00:32:34.560 and

00:32:34.680 the

00:32:34.800 shit

00:32:34.940 you

00:32:35.180 think

00:32:35.500 at

00:32:35.700 home

00:32:35.940 and

00:32:36.120 say

00:32:36.360 is

00:32:36.520 powerful

00:32:36.880 and

00:32:37.160 meaningful

00:32:37.480 and

00:32:38.060 the

00:32:38.200 fucking

00:32:38.440 people

00:32:38.860 who are

00:32:39.080 in your

00:32:39.400 ear

00:32:39.660 at

00:32:39.840 home

00:32:40.060 trying

00:32:40.260 to tell

00:32:40.560 you

00:32:40.680 that

00:32:40.820 you

00:32:40.980 ain't

00:32:41.140 shit

00:32:41.420 or

00:32:41.560 you

00:32:41.760 you

00:32:42.640 know

00:32:42.820 you're

00:32:43.240 a

00:32:43.340 fucking

00:32:43.540 loser

00:32:43.960 making

00:32:44.860 you feel

00:32:45.220 bad

00:32:45.500 about

00:32:45.660 yourself

00:32:45.960 making

00:32:46.200 you

00:32:46.360 feel

00:32:46.500 like

00:32:46.620 you

00:32:46.700 have

00:32:46.800 no

00:32:46.940 fucking

00:32:47.180 options

00:32:47.500 fuck

00:32:47.780 that

00:32:48.060 anybody

00:32:50.300 can be

00:32:50.720 an

00:32:50.880 artist

00:32:51.160 if

00:32:52.120 they

00:32:52.240 believe

00:32:52.480 in

00:33:02.060 there

00:33:02.080 are

00:33:02.300 Subway

00:33:02.680 Sandwich

00:33:03.100 artists

00:33:03.500 out

00:33:03.720 there

00:33:03.900 that

00:33:04.100 are

00:33:04.280 happy

00:33:04.760 there

00:33:05.680 are

00:33:05.820 people

00:33:06.100 making

00:33:06.480 subs

00:33:06.920 and

00:33:07.540 they

00:33:07.660 go

00:33:07.840 home

00:33:08.080 after

00:33:08.300 work

00:33:08.560 and

00:33:08.700 they

00:33:08.820 play

00:33:09.040 their

00:33:09.200 video

00:33:09.440 games

00:33:09.900 or

00:33:10.040 they

00:33:10.180 do

00:33:10.360 their

00:33:10.520 little

00:33:10.740 thing

00:33:11.100 that

00:33:11.260 they

00:33:11.400 are

00:33:11.540 into

00:33:11.840 their

00:33:12.080 little

00:33:12.300 hobby

00:33:12.620 they

00:33:12.780 don't

00:33:12.900 have

00:33:13.080 anybody

00:33:13.360 fucking

00:33:13.680 telling

00:33:13.980 them

00:33:14.120 they're

00:33:14.260 nothing

00:33:14.640 they're

00:33:15.420 not

00:33:16.960 good

00:33:17.240 enough

00:33:17.560 and

00:33:18.280 they're

00:33:18.400 happy

00:33:18.780 and

00:33:19.940 that's

00:33:20.160 what

00:33:20.280 happiness

00:33:20.660 is

00:33:21.000 when

00:33:21.200 you

00:33:21.540 feel

00:33:22.500 good

00:33:22.860 enough

00:33:23.200 and

00:33:25.740 people

00:33:25.960 will

00:33:26.100 try to

00:33:26.380 take

00:33:26.540 that

00:33:26.700 away

00:33:26.880 from

00:33:27.060 you

00:33:27.300 relentlessly

00:33:28.280 because

00:33:28.880 when

00:33:29.060 you

00:33:29.320 feel

00:33:29.560 good

00:33:29.760 enough

00:33:29.980 for

00:33:30.140 yourself

00:33:30.560 people

00:33:31.460 don't

00:33:31.900 like

00:33:32.200 that

00:33:32.480 it

00:33:33.340 bothers

00:33:33.800 them

00:33:34.060 because

00:33:34.340 99%

00:33:35.540 of

00:33:35.700 people

00:33:35.880 don't

00:33:36.080 feel

00:33:36.220 good

00:33:36.400 about

00:33:36.580 themselves

00:33:36.860 they

00:33:37.480 don't

00:33:37.800 have

00:33:40.240 that

00:33:40.440 self

00:33:40.660 confidence

00:33:41.120 or

00:33:41.920 even

00:33:42.120 self

00:33:42.380 respect

00:33:42.860 like

00:33:43.760 right

00:33:43.920 now

00:33:44.080 I'm

00:33:44.200 fasting

00:33:44.620 every

00:33:44.880 day

00:33:45.100 I'm

00:33:45.260 trying

00:33:45.460 not

00:33:45.620 to

00:33:45.760 fucking

00:33:45.960 eat

00:33:46.200 I'm

00:33:46.400 still

00:33:46.800 smoking

00:33:47.300 cigarettes

00:33:48.080 a bit

00:33:48.320 and

00:33:48.500 that's

00:33:48.760 obviously

00:33:49.020 not

00:33:49.220 good

00:33:49.460 and

00:33:50.460 that's

00:33:50.720 gotta

00:33:51.080 stop

00:33:51.700 too

00:33:51.980 going

00:33:52.540 through

00:33:52.700 a bit

00:33:56.540 who

00:33:56.680 isn't

00:33:57.120 what

00:33:57.380 comedian

00:33:58.040 isn't

00:33:58.720 or

00:33:59.760 what

00:33:59.920 person

00:34:00.220 isn't

00:34:00.800 people

00:34:02.740 don't

00:34:03.160 like

00:34:03.440 it

00:34:03.700 when

00:34:04.520 you

00:34:04.680 feel

00:34:04.960 good

00:34:05.340 because

00:34:06.360 they

00:34:06.580 don't

00:34:06.780 feel

00:34:07.000 good

00:34:07.300 fuck

00:34:08.400 those

00:34:08.680 people

00:34:09.120 feeling

00:34:10.440 good

00:34:10.940 is

00:34:12.400 a

00:34:12.560 right

00:34:12.940 and

00:34:14.800 a

00:34:14.920 privilege

00:34:15.340 because

00:34:17.260 sometimes

00:34:18.020 to feel

00:34:18.380 good

00:34:18.580 you

00:34:18.700 gotta

00:34:18.880 do

00:34:19.120 work

00:34:19.540 you

00:34:21.040 gotta

00:34:21.220 wake

00:34:21.540 up

00:34:21.840 and

00:34:22.380 go

00:34:22.740 to

00:34:22.860 the

00:34:23.020 gym

00:34:23.320 and

00:34:23.560 then

00:34:23.700 get

00:34:23.860 a

00:34:24.000 tattoo

00:34:24.280 and

00:34:25.160 then

00:34:25.340 go

00:34:25.540 pick

00:34:25.740 up

00:34:25.860 your

00:34:25.980 car

00:34:26.180 because

00:34:26.360 you

00:34:26.440 were

00:34:26.540 drunk

00:34:26.800 but

00:34:29.320 if

00:34:29.440 you

00:34:29.520 didn't

00:34:29.680 do

00:34:29.840 that

00:34:30.080 and

00:34:30.180 you

00:34:30.260 left

00:34:30.440 the

00:34:30.580 car

00:34:30.760 there

00:34:31.000 and

00:34:31.120 you

00:34:31.160 got

00:34:31.280 a

00:34:31.400 ticket

00:34:31.720 right

00:34:33.260 maybe

00:34:35.560 you're

00:34:35.680 not

00:34:35.820 happy

00:34:36.080 with

00:34:36.240 yourself

00:34:36.540 because

00:34:36.760 you

00:34:36.900 let

00:34:37.180 yourself

00:34:37.460 down

00:34:37.620 I'm

00:34:37.780 just

00:34:37.920 trying

00:34:38.080 to

00:34:38.200 tell

00:34:38.360 you

00:34:38.500 guys

00:34:38.740 to

00:34:39.360 feel

00:34:40.120 a

00:34:40.500 little

00:34:40.600 more

00:34:40.820 inspired

00:34:41.280 a

00:34:41.480 little

00:34:41.580 more

00:34:41.940 good

00:34:43.860 about

00:34:44.160 yourself

00:34:44.560 and

00:34:44.820 because

00:34:45.740 you

00:34:45.880 have

00:34:46.000 the

00:34:46.100 power

00:34:46.300 to

00:34:46.440 make

00:34:46.580 me

00:34:46.980 I

00:34:48.320 mean

00:34:48.440 you

00:34:48.660 already

00:34:49.100 made

00:34:49.420 me

00:34:49.580 who

00:34:49.760 I

00:34:49.920 am

00:34:50.200 and

00:34:51.720 I

00:34:51.880 can't

00:34:53.400 have

00:34:53.600 you

00:34:53.740 stop

00:34:54.040 now

00:34:54.280 I

00:34:55.540 can't

00:34:55.960 I

00:34:56.500 need

00:34:56.740 you

00:34:57.040 to

00:34:58.000 take

00:34:58.220 it

00:34:58.320 to

00:34:58.420 the

00:34:58.540 next

00:34:58.760 level

00:34:58.960 you're

00:34:59.200 watching

00:34:59.460 this

00:34:59.680 today

00:35:00.000 take

00:35:00.640 a

00:35:00.800 video

00:35:01.140 of

00:35:01.520 me

00:35:01.860 talking

00:35:02.780 on

00:35:03.980 your

00:35:04.220 living

00:35:04.620 room

00:35:04.820 TV

00:35:05.120 put

00:35:06.380 it

00:35:06.480 on

00:35:06.620 your

00:35:06.760 story

00:35:07.220 tag

00:35:07.680 me

00:35:07.880 put

00:35:08.280 a

00:35:08.400 video

00:35:08.680 on

00:35:09.000 Twitter

00:35:09.260 watching

00:35:10.060 me

00:35:10.420 on

00:35:11.420 your

00:35:11.540 living

00:35:11.740 room

00:35:11.920 TV

00:35:12.140 on

00:35:12.380 your

00:35:12.520 laptop

00:35:13.140 and

00:35:15.420 put

00:35:15.620 it

00:35:15.800 on

00:35:16.240 Twitter

00:35:16.520 and

00:35:16.760 tag

00:35:16.980 me

00:35:17.160 put

00:35:18.160 it

00:35:18.260 on

00:35:18.380 Facebook

00:35:18.740 tell

00:35:19.680 your

00:35:19.840 friends

00:35:20.180 send

00:35:20.500 this

00:35:20.680 podcast

00:35:21.220 to

00:35:21.420 people

00:35:21.700 I

00:35:22.500 know

00:35:22.620 it's

00:35:22.740 not

00:35:22.860 that

00:35:23.020 long

00:35:23.280 but

00:35:23.460 who

00:35:23.880 needs

00:35:24.100 to

00:35:24.240 fuck

00:35:24.440 it

00:35:24.520 how

00:35:24.640 many

00:35:24.800 fucking

00:35:25.140 hours

00:35:25.440 do

00:35:25.580 you

00:35:25.640 need

00:35:25.740 to

00:35:25.820 listen

00:35:26.040 to

00:35:26.200 me

00:35:26.860 not

00:35:27.520 that

00:35:27.680 long

00:35:27.900 I

00:35:28.160 shouldn't

00:35:28.460 even

00:35:28.640 talk

00:35:29.080 to

00:35:29.220 you

00:35:29.320 for

00:35:29.440 this

00:35:29.600 long

00:35:29.820 you're

00:35:30.440 lucky

00:35:30.720 I

00:35:30.900 talked

00:35:31.140 to

00:35:31.260 this

00:35:31.460 for

00:35:31.580 this

00:35:31.780 long

00:35:32.000 thank

00:35:33.380 you

00:35:33.500 guys

00:35:33.700 so

00:35:33.900 much

00:35:34.120 if

00:35:34.240 you

00:35:34.320 want

00:35:34.460 to

00:35:34.540 come

00:35:34.680 see

00:35:34.900 me

00:35:35.080 live

00:35:35.500 a lot

00:35:36.080 of my

00:35:36.300 shows

00:35:36.520 are sold

00:35:36.880 out

00:35:37.040 right

00:35:37.220 now

00:35:37.380 we

00:35:37.500 have

00:35:37.620 tickets

00:35:37.900 available

00:35:38.240 for

00:35:38.480 Burlington

00:35:39.020 on the

00:35:39.880 25th

00:35:40.540 of

00:35:40.700 February

00:35:41.200 we

00:35:41.820 also

00:35:42.000 have

00:35:42.240 tickets

00:35:42.540 available

00:35:42.960 for

00:35:43.620 Edmonton

00:35:44.320 March

00:35:44.920 27th

00:35:46.040 that

00:35:46.480 is

00:35:46.600 going

00:35:46.720 to

00:35:46.740 be

00:35:46.840 at

00:35:46.940 the

00:35:47.060 West

00:35:47.280 Edmonton

00:35:47.700 Mall

00:35:47.920 at the

00:35:48.160 comic strip

00:35:48.720 after that

00:35:49.700 I'm going

00:35:50.000 on tour

00:35:50.400 with

00:35:50.660 to the

00:35:51.720 East

00:35:51.960 Coast

00:35:52.280 LOL

00:35:52.780 Fest

00:35:53.680 a new

00:35:54.100 comedy

00:35:54.400 festival

00:35:54.740 in

00:35:54.960 Canada

00:35:55.260 it's

00:35:56.040 going

00:35:56.160 to

00:35:56.240 happen

00:35:56.520 in

00:35:56.860 Amherst

00:35:57.560 and

00:35:58.020 somewhere

00:35:58.340 else

00:35:58.780 in

00:35:59.220 New

00:35:59.380 Brunswick

00:35:59.920 and

00:36:00.320 Nova

00:36:00.680 Scotia

00:36:01.080 so

00:36:01.220 go

00:36:01.360 check

00:36:01.580 that

00:36:01.760 out

00:36:01.880 on

00:36:02.060 my

00:36:02.180 website

00:36:02.500 BenBankus

00:36:03.020 dot com

00:36:03.400 also

00:36:03.780 before

00:36:04.820 the

00:36:05.000 LOL

00:36:05.280 Fest

00:36:05.600 I forgot

00:36:05.860 to mention

00:36:06.180 this

00:36:06.440 April

00:36:07.120 8th

00:36:08.060 go get

00:36:08.560 tickets

00:36:08.940 Halifax

00:36:09.760 you are

00:36:12.440 you actually

00:36:13.340 are lucky

00:36:13.700 that I've

00:36:14.000 talked to

00:36:14.300 you for

00:36:14.500 this long

00:36:14.860 if you

00:36:15.600 for free

00:36:16.240 for

00:36:19.220 free

00:36:20.500 I do

00:36:21.060 this

00:36:21.360 and if

00:36:22.400 you get

00:36:23.000 oh shit

00:36:23.860 that wasn't

00:36:24.320 long enough

00:36:24.780 I wish

00:36:25.060 it was

00:36:25.260 longer

00:36:25.500 go watch

00:36:26.240 somebody else's

00:36:27.300 podcast

00:36:27.620 after

00:36:28.440 and tell

00:36:29.480 me how

00:36:29.700 you feel

00:36:30.140 what's

00:36:30.520 the difference

00:36:31.000 you feel

00:36:32.160 better watching

00:36:32.700 that you

00:36:33.060 feel better

00:36:33.420 watching

00:36:33.700 this

00:36:34.040 my name

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Bankas Podcast - February 13, 2024

Usher Has Herpes ｜ The Bankas Show - #045

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